EPISODE 036 WOMEN AND CHILDREN LAST | DRAG KIDS DEBATE | GIRL SCOUTS + PRIDE | BAD NIGHT CLUB ETIQUETTE
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Summary
The Girl Scouts are making the kids do pride stuff, The Right had a big win after exposing last week s drag show for kids in Dallas at a bar, we re going to tell you why bringing your son to a drag show is a lot different than bringing your kid to Hooters, crime is on the rise in this week s urban decay, and we re telling you why you shouldn t be turning your guns in. And, last but not least, this guy gets humiliated by his girlfriend and we ve got why he shouldn t have been dating her in the first place.
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All right, welcome back to Flucka Socks, the podcast episode 36. Stay on the show.
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The Girl Scouts are making the kids do pride stuff. The right had a big win after exposing
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last week's drag show for kids in Dallas at a bar. We're going to tell you why bringing your
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son to a drag show is a lot different than bringing your son to Hooters. Crime is on the
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rise in this week's Urban Decay. We're going to tell you why you shouldn't be turning your guns
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in. And last but not least, this guy gets humiliated by his girlfriend, and we're going
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to tell you why he shouldn't have been dating her in the first place. All this and more is
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Flucka Socks, the podcast episode 36. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing
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All right. Welcome back. Episode 36. One for one on the intro.
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Let's support them right back. Let's get into housekeeping.
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Housekeeping. We have a really, this is probably, I don't want to say my favorite housekeeping
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because I say that every week. Yeah, you do. But it's up there. It's up there.
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First things first, I don't know what this is. It says a chicken farm fire kills tens of thousands
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of chickens and destroys the eggs. It's probably nothing. Yeah. Moving on. Justin Awad,
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our boy, our boy, Justin Awad had another great video where he exposed people for not knowing
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anything. My favorite from last week's video was he asked somebody, what are the four directions on a
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compass? And the person said, what's a compass? So it's not even like you can't even answer the
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question. Talk about not knowing the basics. Couldn't even answer the literal question.
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Um, and I kind of had a realization, like the globalist types, like the Hillary Clinton types,
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they made America dumb, dumb. So they could take all our stuff. That makes sense. Easy
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manufacturing. They robbed that with, you know, NATO and stuff. And now it's just, they want to take
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the rest. Exactly. They want you in VR, even though the beach is right there and they want your stuff
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unattended. They want our stuff unattended. They want these people sleeping while awake, walking around
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like zombies, not even knowing what continent they're on or what century they're in. A lot of
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people comment saying like, you need to ask them a follow-up question, stuff they know. People want
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to know what these gumdums actually know. That's very true. So I think it's mostly like TikTok
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formatting, maybe like which hot chips are the best. Uh, that song. I think all the TikTok songs probably
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that takes up a lot of brain space to be honest. They would nail a quiz on TikTok songs. Um, uh,
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there was a recent Harvard poll that came out. Harvard, obviously being Harvard, David Hogg's,
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uh, David Hogg's soon to be alma mater. Uh, and it says breaking a new poll from Harvard university
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shows Florida governor DeSantis losing to vice president Kamala Harris and a hypothetical head
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to head matchup for the presidential race in 2024, throwing cold water on his presidential aspirations.
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Retweet. If you think this is great news, pack it up, Ron. What world do you live in? What world do
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you live in? Kamala Harris is seriously like one of the most unpopular, least articulate people I've
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ever seen and a do nothing vice president. Like vice president is kind of a weird role where you don't
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have any power, but you kind of like make your impact on certain issues and stuff. Yeah. And Joe
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Biden's like, come on, go do something at the border. The least likable person, the fakest person,
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the lowest polled person ever, she's going to beat Ron DeSantis. And it's like the theme of today's
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episode is the left wants to manufacture truth, but they have a hard time doing it because you need
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the actual truth to present the truth. You can't just say, Oh, this is the truth when it's not because
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people can sniff that out. It's very sloppy work. You're usually satanic. Yeah. Media covering only
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media pumping only goes so far as we've seen with Joe Biden's approval rating, right? Like he's the
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most popular or most generous coverage of all time, like for this first year. And it's still
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in the dumps. So it's all fake. It's all contrived. They pretend, Oh, Harvard, Harvard said Kamala Harris
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would beat Ron DeSantis. And everyone goes, yeah. And it's like, now you just embarrassed Harvard.
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Yeah. You just ruined Harvard. You just exposed Harvard for being one of your, one of your ploy
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puppets when you need it. Hey, can I lean on your credibility a little bit? And then it's like,
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eventually you destroy everybody's credibility. The ACLU, Harvard, you know, all these.
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Every single group. Exactly. Coca-Cola, the MLB, the NFL, everything just gets roasted because they
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need to hold up this fake truth that the left is creating. Speaking of corporations that have sold
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out, Google a couple of days ago. Yes. D-Day. June 6th. Had no thing on their front page. They usually do a
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front page thing for the holidays. They had nothing for D-Day. And instead, they celebrated
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the invention of espresso machine in their Google Doodle. It was the espresso, it was the espresso
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machine day, I guess. It was the day that the espresso machine got invented and they told the
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whole world about that instead of D-Day, one of the most important days in American history.
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Yeah. Google probably wouldn't exist the way it does if D-Day hadn't happened. Obviously that
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America's involvement in World War II propelled us to be the industrial lone superpower afterwards.
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And I don't think Google makes it without that whole beach landing. Yeah. I totally agree with
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that. That's typical, right? I mean, this is just like the meme reinforces itself every week. We get
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a new one. And it's interesting to see what they change it to every year. Exactly. And it's not like
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the things that we called them out for in the past have been like one-off and mistakes. Yeah. It's
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like they just keep proving what side they're on and how blatant and how deliberate they are with
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their postings and like what they're willing to do. Every week we just see it and they go, oh,
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now we know. Another one. Exactly. Add it on the books and I do nothing, you know.
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Yep. So we're still in housekeeping. This next thing is kind of just an idea to improve an existing
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product. Okay. So the product is Amazon Prime or Amazon movies, like, yeah, Amazon Prime. Yeah.
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Prime Video. Prime Video. So the idea to improve Amazon Prime Video is if you're watching the new
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Machine Gun Kelly movie, you should be able to get your money back if you stop watching within 10
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minutes. Not even just that, you could even prorate it. Say take 28 cents. And say take,
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you know, the amount of exactly the amount of movie I watched and you basically still got all the money
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back. Smart. I was gone this weekend. I wasn't hanging around. Did you watch the Machine Gun Kelly
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movie for 10 minutes? I tried to do it. What's the movie? What's it even about? It's like a guy who's
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like dating whoever Megan Fox played, I think. I couldn't even watch it. It was so, so bad.
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Yeah. So this past weekend, this is actually the next piece of housekeeping. You know who's a real
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moron? Who? Dixie. I had dog sit Dixie, typical liberals dog. Uh, and the first night I come
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downstairs, I have a hot dog, right? Yeah. So I take a little. Shocking. You're painting a picture
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here for the audience. Machine Gun Kelly movies on you with the dogs. Hot dogs. So I take a little
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piece of the hot dog and I go, Dixie, come here. Sit. High five. And she does it. And I give her the
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hot dog, right? Okay. Standard. So we're watching the 10 minutes of the movie. I'm eating the hot
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dog. And then she like two minutes later comes and sits next to me and sits and tries to do a high
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five. I said, I'm going to give her. What do you think? I need these high fives. What does it do
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for me? You think I live off high fives, Dixie? You idiot. So she's like, oh, I'm trying to go like
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this to get more hot dog. Stupid, stupid dog. So, so stupid. What do you think I get out of high
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fives? Give her away. Give her away. All right. She's actually smart. So.
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Yeah. She's actually very smart. She's smarter than Jerry for sure. She knows what I'm trying
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to do. Jerry just kind of lives in the moment. Yeah. She can. He reacts to things. She manipulates
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the situation to her advantage. Yeah. And she has a smaller brain than Jerry because her
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head's like this big and Jerry's head's like that big. So it's like, I don't know. I don't
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know how that operates. Hey, brain size don't really matter, I guess. Yeah. I thought at that
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whole point was like big brains is smarter though. Um, but then there's an elephant. We're smarter
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than the elephant. I think his brain is small in there. The elephant's brain is the size
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of a peanut. I think a dolphin's brain is small too, but they're smart. I know. So
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I'm saying it doesn't add up. It doesn't add up. Hey, we can all agree. It doesn't add
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up. All right. Last but not least part of housekeeping. I do not like chorizo too salty. And I don't
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like the direction you're taking a sausage, breakfast sausage sometimes, and you're taking
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into this direction that didn't need to go to red chorizo with the spices. That's fair.
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Not good. You know what I'm going to say? I think, you know, the chamoy stuff, like people
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who put like hot sauce on candy. Oh yeah. It's mostly like, uh, Mexican, Hispanic people
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who love that. I can't do it. I hate that stuff. Yeah. Two different flavors guys. And
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you want to mix it all. You want everything to be spicy. Then what are your taste buds?
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What are you enjoying? We just don't need to add the spices. I know spices are cheap and free
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and everywhere. Yeah. But it's like, you don't put hot sauce on ice cream. That's what I'm saying.
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That's what I'm saying as well. Moving on out of housekeeping into our first section of the show,
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the Dallas drag section. We had a great week last weekend. The Dallas crew went to Mr. Misters in
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Dallas, Texas and exposed a drag your kids to pride event in, uh, this bar. It's funny. It was
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literally called drag your kids to pride, which sounds like it's not like, what's the word? Uh,
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appropriate or dragging them. They don't want to go. Yeah. They're doing a play on the word drag,
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but you're really exposing. There's no consent. There's no consent in drag. The six year old
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who's playing on his iPad. He's literally being dragged. Yeah. So these guys did great. Um,
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Aldo, our guy, our correspondent for the day, he did a great job. He got all the way in. Um,
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the whole crew did a really good job though. Isabella Riley filmed with him,
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got really good content as well. Taylor Hanson did a really good job. He exposed, um, the drag
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Queens, everything. He was outside. Uh, Aldo is our guy. Did a great job, but is Zony is his last
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name, but is Zony. And I think that, I think that helped him get in because they probably showed his
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ID and they're like, Oh, but ass get this guy. He's one of us. He's one of us. Uh, the KGB boys were there.
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The KGB show guys were there. They did a great job. John Doyle outside. Primetime Stein tried to
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get in the front door. They kind of plugged them on the way in. They didn't let him in,
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but he did a great job exposing that. He burned fast and bright for that 30 seconds or whatever
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it was. Yeah. He did a great job chasing the drag Queens out as well. Uh, and Aldo, our guy,
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look at the way he like intros this interview. Um, he kind of has like, he's basically undercover.
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They think he's on his side and he kind of has like a little like fake gay vibe to him where he's
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like, Oh, we're at Mr. Mister's like, check this out. Done with the drag your kids to pride event
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at Mr. Mister. Like we're at Mr. Mister's like, how did the event go? So good. So yes,
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Aldo did a great job getting in and being undercover. He's really good at pretending to be a little gay
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guy. We're just kidding. Aldo, we love you. You did so good. So there's a debate online now. Um,
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the drag queen supporters are coming out and saying, well, if drag's inappropriate for boys,
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is why is bringing your son to Hooters any different? Isn't that sexualizing them and
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grooming them? And the answer is obviously no, because bringing a young boy to a drag show where
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homosexuals are dressed like women receiving tips from children is not normal. That's not normal
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sexual development. That's not normal for anybody. I call it deviant deviant for sure. Uh, bringing
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your young son to Hooters and they order wings and get a little like goofy and they like the girls.
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That's normal sexual development because no one secretly wants to fuck the kid.
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Yes, exactly. I think that's like a big difference here. Um, and I think a lot of the things the
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left is doing now is they're trying to pretend that kids are like blank canvases and you know,
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they like anything and they don't know what they like. And the only reason they're heterosexual is
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because they've been groomed that way. What's the difference between grooming one way or the other,
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which is obviously not the case. A hundred percent. It's like, you ever see a kid go to a swimming
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pool and just like an 11 year old kid. And he's just like out of the pool, staring at someone.
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It's like, all right, Timmy's going to be straight. Like maybe he needs to chill and learn about
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a nuance, but Timmy's going to be fine. Yeah, exactly. Bringing kids to a drag show isn't
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normal sexual development. You're actually showing them something new and trying to steer them into
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that direction to see if they like it or not, or actually encourage them to like it, which is
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literally grooming. Yeah. And then they say, they say it's more like, Oh, just get used to it,
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accept it. Like whatever. But that's not really what happens when the little kid starts dancing
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and really going after it. Exactly. The sign in the background says it's not going to lick itself.
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What does that mean? What does that mean? And then the people on the left on Twitter are like,
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this is a sign from an ice cream shop. Why is everyone freaking out about it? Yeah. At an ice
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cream shop, it can pass. Yeah. Context. Because you're eating ice cream. Yeah. What are we,
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what are we licking at the drag show with all these gay people? And it's a gay bar, right? Yeah. So it's not
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going to lick itself in the gay bar. Doesn't mean ice cream guys. Yeah. They don't have 12 o'clock
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midnight every, every night Sundays. Yeah, exactly. Circuit parties. Young boys being attracted to
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girls is normal sexual development. And like bringing them to this is an outlier event. Yeah,
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certainly. And then also an experiment. Like we haven't seen these events on a large scale. We have
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seen Hooters on a large scale. It's been pretty fine. And then also it's like, you go to Hooters,
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you go to Hooters with your dad and your brother after a baseball game. And it's like, what? We're
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going to Hooters. I thought that, I thought we couldn't go to that place. And like, it's funny.
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It's Americana. And then, you know, you see some boobs, you see some boobs. It's not even that
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inappropriate. They're wearing outfits. It's a corporate situation. Yeah. It's not even that
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crazy. Um, but now it's like, obviously the, the fight for the kids, I guess the kids are mature
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enough now to be five years old at a drag queen thing and be mature and about it and take it in
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normally as if it's a normal situation. Um, you know, kids are also mature enough to vote at 16.
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Now they're not mature enough to buy a rifle until they're 21. Yeah. But they are mature enough to
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change their, their, their gender at age five. So there's way different levels. There's different
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levels and it never makes sense if you add them all together and say, well, you said kids weren't
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mature enough to own a gun, but here you said kids can change their gender. And here you said kids
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should vote at 16. But then you said, you know, it's like every single thing you put together and try to
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add up. It doesn't make sense, but they don't really care. They just do whatever they need to
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do and say whatever they need to say in that moment for political points. So they're willing
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to sacrifice anything they've ever said in the past and contradict themselves because their
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audience has a fish brain and kind of just goes along with whatever. Exactly. Eight second memory
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goldfish. Yeah, exactly. But the puppet masters don't care. They actually laugh. I think they actually
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enjoy making their little Muppets do stupid stuff. Yeah. Remember a few weeks ago, if you're not a
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woman, you can't get involved in the abortion debate. And now everyone's a woman. If you say
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you're a woman and then these drag, you know, it's no one can define it. It just, it never has to add
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up. It never has to make sense. It's just about right now. What do I need in my corner for political
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points? Yeah. And I'll use it, which is basically what happened. There was a video of this guy
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walking to the drag queens, the drag queen event to protest it. And look what happened. So look how he's
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treated. Get out of the way. Everyone's getting in his face. Everyone's trying to fight him.
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One guy's yelling, leave the kids alone. Leave the kids alone. And it's like irony alert. Don't you
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hear what you're saying? Like they're projecting so much at this point. Leave the kids alone. The
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guy going to try and stop the kids from entering a drag show. Yeah. If you left the kids alone,
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do you think they'd all be on Eventbrite buying tickets for the drag show? No, I don't think so.
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Leave the kids alone so we can drag them to cry. I know. It doesn't make any sense. And it's not
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supposed to. But they just kind of want to usher in this post-truth world where they just pretend
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that kids are a blank slate. And if it wasn't for this patriarchy, we'd have all more LGBTs and
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everyone would be happy and everyone would be able to express themselves and their gender identity and
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the sexual spectrum or whatever. And that's just absolutely not the case. It was conditioning.
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A lot of the a lot of the gays and the drag queens were groomed into that lifestyle. That's just the
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truth. People aren't straight because like, oh, yeah, I kept seeing, you know, everyone kept
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pressuring me to get a girlfriend. So I guess I'll like girls. Taylor Hanson had a really good story.
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He was in the bar in Mr. Misters. He said there was a kid next to him with his mom and the mom was
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saying, oh, my son's gay. And he and the kid was saying, no, I'm not. And he's like on his phone.
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No, I'm not. No, I'm not. And the mom was going, oh, yes, he is. Yes, he is.
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I wonder what effect that has on a seven year old.
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Yeah, exactly. Moving on. We're still in the drag story. Remember back in the day when
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And they wanted to make it like illegal. And he was like the bad boy.
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And like the girls would go, ah, they'd be like, we need to stop this.
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Yeah. Thanks, Elvis. Look what you did. You ruined it.
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Yeah. That was a tiny little snowball. And now it's an avalanche at the bottom of the
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Yeah. Elvis moving his hips a little too much and then drag kids in Dallas.
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Drag, drag your kids to pride, drag your kids to pride, tip the drag queens.
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Do you want to talk about the results? The Texas state rep?
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Oh, yeah. Absolutely. So then afterwards, like after this weekend, Texas state rep said,
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I will be filing legislation to address this issue. Basically said he will file a bill to
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ban drag shows in the presence of minors in Texas, which I think is a great move. And
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it's a great it's a great chess move, too, because then it's like, all right, get the
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screaming leftist to come defend drag kids now. It's like, well, watch them protest this.
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You don't come out looking good to the majority of middle America.
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Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And we're there is like a dividing of teams. We talked about
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housekeeping to how the corporations are all selling out. Yeah. Remember how corporations
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wouldn't say Merry Christmas. They have to say Happy Holidays because not everyone is
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Christian and everyone celebrates Christmas. You got to be sensitive to that. But now
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Muslim population. Now everyone everyone's fine with the gay stuff. Yeah. Everyone's in the gay
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community. Everyone's LGBT. Everyone's involved in that because they don't see it
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differently. They go, oh, yeah, Christianity. It's like Christmas. The whole thing that built
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America. Don't worry about that. It's holidays. Now you guys can take that hit. Right. But
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then they shove it in our face and go shove it down our throat. They slap it across our face
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with no like in public facing things like a store. The whole storefront will be like gay
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and pride. And it's like this is Main Street. Like, can we chill out? But so no consideration
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for anyone's feelings or beliefs. Then I saw the same thing. A lot of people getting roasted
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the Tampa Bay Rays. Five players, five pitchers apparently refused to wear a pride thing and
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citing religious beliefs, which is totally fair if you're a Muslim. But if you're a Christian
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guy in America, get tough, you know, come on. That's not important. Yeah. I'd like to apologize
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to the Muslims if I've ever thought that you guys were too strict. There's no there's no
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drag queen story hour in Iran. Yeah. We're seeing a lot of evidence to the contrary now
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that that strictness. They're proving their point. Our looseness doesn't doesn't really help.
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They laugh at us. Yeah. Well, they should. And last thing to kind of add to what we said
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about how kids are like, they're trying to pretend kids are a blank slate and like being
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heterosexual is grooming in itself. There is a quiz I saw on YouTube where it's basically
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like, are you you know, how gay are you? What percentage gay are you based on the movies
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you watched in the 90s or whatever? Yeah. And so it's like, oh, we're just pretending that
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everyone's a little gay. How gay are you? Just because the movies you watched. It's a 50 50
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thing. It's like, yeah, you like a dude or not. And then one other one just was, am I
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gay? That's it. Yeah, exactly. So to conclude, being in the LGBT community is not normal. We
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should promote things that are normal, that benefit a majority of young people and a majority
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of everybody. And if there are some outliers, we wish you the best. But we're not going to
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change the entire world, the entire country, our entire institution, our institutions and our
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entire system for a few outliers because the damage it'll do to the people who get confused
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by it is way worse than the damage it'll do to the small amount of people who maybe don't
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feel as represented because they're represented enough. Yeah. It's not like I'm saying go back
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to zero, whatever. I'm just saying the pendulum swung so far. We got to bring it back into normal
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guys. Let's come back to normal. Weren't there gay characters in like 70s movies? Yeah. They've
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already resolved the problem. Yeah. Now it's just a matter of getting revenge. And they're
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going to do that by coming for the kids and turning them against their parents who don't
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want them to be at the drag queen show or doing gay stuff. I feel like there's probably going
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to be more and more TV shows or media where people are like where the straight character
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does a gay scene and then they act like it's not one night, you know, it's one thing. So
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they're kind of like teetering on that now. Yeah. The straight character who like has a one
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night hookup with a guy and is like, oh, it doesn't mean I'm gay. Yeah. Like that type of
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thing. It's just how guys are. Don't be so intolerant. It was a weird night. Taking
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us out of the Dallas drag section and into Cringe of the Week. That could have been in Cringe
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of the Week too. Yeah. Because Cringe of the Week is going to be kind of similar. Our first
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clip from Cringe of the Week is the Disney employee ruins the proposal. Yeah. And so this
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one went viral, but we had to talk about it because of our distaste for Disney. We had
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to talk about it because of our distaste for Disney, you know, and just the extreme nature
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of this. This little guy, this little guy does a little trot, runs in, snatches the ring.
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Little rat. You can't touch my shit. Like isn't snatching something from someone's hand kind
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of like not acceptable. It's an accelerating event. Yeah. It's not like you can just like
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get it like yoink the ring thing. It's like you kind of touch them. You do everything.
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It's almost like a physical thing. And you took advantage of me because I was literally
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proposing. And it's like the people are proposing here. The guy's proposing here. The castle's
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in the background. Yeah. Wouldn't you kind of stand off to the side out of their shot like
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this? And then when they're done, go, hey, guys, you got to come over here. Congratulations.
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You got to come over here. Yeah. But no, he thinks he's oppressed. He as a gay guy.
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Is this guy gay for sure? Yeah, this guy's gay. He definitely ran a little light. So this
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guy as a gay guy thinks these are the oppressors. I LGBT man am in the oppressed community. I'm
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not letting this go down. I have power now. I'm going to flex my power. And it's like a
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microcosm of like the bigger thing. So that he sees this as an opportunity to flex whatever
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power he has to make the straight people's lives a little bit worse because he thinks he's
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depressed. If this was two gay guys, he would be. I don't even want to say it. It's disgusting.
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He'd be in with it. He'd be doing something gross and like trying to buy, trying to sell
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him poppers probably. Well, I didn't know you were going to take that angle. I didn't
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assume this guy was gay or not, but I just think he was a little rat employee, you know,
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and the way you do it, like you can't put the cat back in the bag. Once you see your
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fiance down on one knee like this, it's like, what are you going to get a new reaction from
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below the platform with the worst view and then have a magical moment? So they, the guy
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ruined it and he's doing this little thing where he's like smiling and pointing as if
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he's right. Yeah. He's like, sir, please. And I saw some Disney employees commenting on
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this and saying like one of the things, even when you tell people no, even when you tell
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people their luggage is lost, you have to be smiling. It's like a weird, creepy, like
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kind of Chick-fil-A type rule where they say my pleasure instead of this. Um, but you have
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to smile all the time. So this guy's just like a little creep who clearly ruined the moment
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smiling and just doing a guide thing. Exactly. He's flexing his power. He's looking at things
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from a victim perspective. So he sees that he's a victim cause he's not straight. These straight
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people are trying to get engaged. And he's just said, I need to go do something in order
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to promote equity. I don't know if your take is right. I like, I don't even know if this
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guy's gay. Let me watch it again. Cause it's a, it's a little gay run for sure. He has the
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ears on. Oh yeah. But that's his job. He works at Disney. He grabs it. Imagine grabbing it.
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I would think someone's just stealing the ring and like, I would, I would swing, I would grab
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him and then I'd pick him up with one hand and I would go give him my ring back. Yes,
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that's great. But over here, it's going to be even better. Lower. You're lying to my face.
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The post ruined on one knee. It's going to be better over here. I think she knows it's
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coming. I think Disney owes that couple something. Disney owes that couple something for sure.
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That guy should be fired. If you can't get on like that platform, if you shouldn't be on
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that platform, then how'd they get there? And how long does it take the run up and stop?
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Should have happened way before the down on one knee moment. Exactly. How long does it
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take to do this whole thing? You get on one knee. Will you marry me? Yes. You hug, you
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turn, you face the camera, she goes like this and you're back in line or back behind the
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rope or whatever. Nope. Not on Disney's watch. Not on this guy's watch because gay people couldn't
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get married until recently. All right. I don't know if that's the right take.
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Moving on. Young Gravy concert, someone I've never heard of. Look at this video. Young Gravy's
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on stage. And he's giving out Slim Jim bites to sluts. He gives it to that first girl.
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Fine. And then the second girl who has a boyfriend. Oh, she waits and winks. She waits,
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like lets it linger. And then winks eye contact. And then the loser boyfriend, like super insecure,
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feeling like a loser, starts making out with her. Immediately leans in for a kiss. To like claim
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his, you know, this is my girlfriend. You already lost her, buddy. You already lost her when she let
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it all go for a bit Slim Jim. Yeah. A second bite of the Slim Jim. You're the second girl. And then
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she did like a whole thing. Oh yeah. Which is completely humiliating for this guy. Ding,
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ding, ding. It's over. Yeah. As they would say in a, in a boxing match, um, just for this girl not to
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get invited backstage too, or like whatever. Yeah. You know, it's not like, it's like you had that
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moment. You ruined the relationship. There's a two hour car ride home. This is an upstate New York.
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Yeah. Young gravy, young gravy invited the other girl on stage or whoever. There's already people
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back there. Exactly. And so it's like, you did it all for this moment and the weird camera angle.
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And then the guy you actually, who probably maybe paid for you and brought you there and
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all that. Uh, so he's quickly, he quickly learned what kind of girl he has a girl for the streets.
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What, what could she have done when he offers a Slim Jim? You can just reject it and say, Oh no,
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I'm not going to, I'm not going to get fed a Slim Jim like that. And especially in front of people,
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my boyfriend. Yep. Uh, number two, you'd never be at a young gravy concert, let alone in the front
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row at a young gravy concert. Yeah. Those are some young gravy fanatics apparently. Yeah, exactly.
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If you had a nice girlfriend, you wouldn't be there. And if you were there, she'd go,
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what are we doing at this young gravy concert all the way up at the front? Let's get out of here.
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Let's go to dinner and go home. And then you'd have a nice girl. Smart. But now, you know,
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so she's for the streets, break up with her. If you're the guy in the video,
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we'll send you a base mug. But you're not based. You're not based. So we're not going to send,
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you have to send us something. If you're the guy in the video, uh, it's very embarrassing for you.
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Send, give us your, give us, send us a DM and we'll give you our address and you can send us
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something. Yeah. Probably a mug, something small under $20. Yep. Yep. You're not getting a base mug from us.
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That is for sure. Moving on. Um, bottle poured on head by Rick Ross. Yeah. You want to give the
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context here? Yeah. This is some more, uh, bad etiquette, bad nightlife etiquette. Uh, Rick
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Ross is in a club spending a lot of money and people came over to his table, a bunch of girls
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and some guy, and then he just starts pouring champagne on this guy's head and he does it.
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I don't know if he thinks it's cool. Oh, he thinks it's cool. He's like, yeah.
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And then look at the girl's faces later looking at him. They're just like, you're pathetic.
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One of the girl looks at her friends. Like one of the girls wearing like a bra and like
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underwear. And she's like, you're a loser. Well, I think a girl like that, who's wearing
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the bra and the underwear has probably had some champagne poured on her experience and
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realized it's not worth it. Well, that's why she wore the bathing suit to the bar. Exactly.
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Exactly. It happens again. I actually used to do like schizo drawings in 2016. And this exact
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moment I have actually drawn before and commented on where it's like for 30 seconds, you think
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it's cool getting sprayed by the bottle. But then when it's over, you're all wet in the
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club. And the guy who sprays is drinking it with his friends. And like, you were like
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a prop. Yeah. You got like used and dismissed and you're all wet in the club. Now have fun
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Ubering home. Yeah. The taxi comes up, they, they look you up and down and they go, not today.
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Not today, my friend. $200 cleaning. Too wet. Yeah. Yeah. Here, take some vodka cranberries.
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You're all sticky now. Your night's ruined. And that's the other thing. It's like, this guy
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was like, Oh, this is my moment. I look so cool. It's like, no, Rick Ross looks cool. He's pouring
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champagne. That's expensive as hell wherever he wants on you. He's like a Chad guy who has
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minion guys below him that are, it's like when, it's like when the guy died in the plane and Bane
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was like, when do you need one for the wreckage brother? And the guy's like, all right, I'll do it.
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And he's the wreckage to make Rick Ross look cool. It's like, it's like the equivalent of like,
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bro, I saw Kanye last night. He sneezed and some of it went in my mouth.
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Yeah. You got it. Wow. It's like you're Kanye. You're like right near Kanye then.
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Yo, Jay-Z, he ashed on my sweater. Yeah. His blood. Exactly. So it's sloppy work. And that's
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also another reason. These nightlife scenes, there's nothing there. You're not going to meet
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anyone nice. Overpriced, sucks your soul. A lot of empty people looking for validation somehow.
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Yeah. Women, women who dress, you know, who don't have the best morals, loose morals,
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I'd say, looking just to look good and stuff like that. How'd you meet your wife?
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Oh, well, she was getting fed by young gravy and Rick Ross was there. He squirted her with
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champagne. Yeah. And, uh, and then she saw me. Yeah, exactly. Across the room. So there's
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no upside to live that way. And then like, if you're still in the mindset of like trying to
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live that way, like you're far from where you need to be mentally is kind of how I see it.
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Yeah. So moving on, you go to, you go to a nightclub or a bar like this. Um, and you get
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table service when your job pays for the whole thing and you have like a crazy budget. You
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need to entertain the guys from Morgan Stanley. Exactly. Like that's it. That's who this is
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for. This isn't for like five buddies to get together and be like, let's get a table. It's
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only 2,500. Yeah. I used to do that for, uh, work when I lived in New York. Yeah. I worked
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for Citigroup. I had like a wall street job and there was one time the bill was $50,000
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and they paid it. I wasn't, I didn't, I didn't ring it up, but 50 grand. So you could have
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paid for getting to go to college for a year. You could have gone and done some major philanthropy
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bought some houses instead. Like Mike and Jim had a great night. Yeah. Nothing to show.
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It was so funny. It was the, the tab was like 30 bottles of Don Perry on like 20 bottles of
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Don Julio, like $18 for chicken tenders, like two Red Bulls, $9. Um, and the tip was
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like 10 grand. Um, brutal. Uh, next clip, the boomers boomers, you guys are doing weird stuff
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on Instagram. I get like these recommended videos to me, I guess because I like them so
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much and I interact with them so much. You send them around to your friends. I sent them
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around and it's now I'm getting more of them. Uh, but the boomers, I don't know what they're
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trying to do look tough or what, but this is what they're up to on Instagram. A lot
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of times. Let's get one thing very clear. I don't avoid conflict because I'm scared of
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you. I avoid conflict because I'm scared of myself. My temper can go from zero to death
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row really quick. It's like, what are you, what are you people doing? Who are you hoping
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sees this? You're an old man. You should probably get your temper under control. That's not a
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good thing at age 50. Yeah. Your temper flips like that and you go to zero 100 and you're
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crazy. And it's like, this is probably why you're divorced and you're posting these videos
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hoping like a girl sees it and thinks you're tough in your car. Yeah. Can you imagine a
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girl being like, Oh, what's, what's, what's he up to? Oh my God. He's so scary and tough.
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I should probably go out with him. Yeah, exactly. I don't know what they're hoping happens from
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this type of content, but I've been getting this weird content. I also get these like
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weird Pakistani videos. Those are good. Or it's like all these like Pakistani like teenagers
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and they're going like violence, violence, violence. I avoid it. I don't like it, but violence
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likes me. Violence, violence, violence. I don't like it. I avoid, but violence likes me. I can't
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avoid. It's like never been in a fight. You've never done anything violent. Who are you trying
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to tell this to? Just text them and say, Hey, I can, you know, I can handle my own in a fight.
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Just text the girl you like. Nope. They can't do that. They have to send the message out and
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embarrass themselves to everybody else in hopes that the one girl likes it. At least
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we know they're tough. At least that that's for sure. I wouldn't fight any of these guys.
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Their tempers are out of control. They go from zero to what, to what? Yeah. To death row
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real quick, really quick. I would never want to run into these guys. Death row. I assume
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that's like murder. He'll kill you. Yeah. So we're talking about murder here. Like that.
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Next clip. We're still in cringe of the week. Burger King Whoppers are doing gay stuff now.
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They're one of the other corporations that have sold out and propping up the LGBT global
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homo agenda. Two tops and two bottoms. Now, if you get a burger, you can get two tops or
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two bottoms, which means obviously top or a bottom gay sex, but who's on, whose butt is
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being butted. Yeah. There's a blowout. Who's being blown out and who's being, who's getting
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the blowout? Yeah. I don't know. Dude, they're just drawing the line. Like I don't, I don't,
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they're drawing a crazy line here where I don't know what's satire and what's like a compliment.
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Like, is this, if you're a gay guy and it's like, we did something with our buns. It's so
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funny. Um, you know, who's like, Oh my God, thank you. Yeah. Or like, or are we being made
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fun of it? I can't tell. It's like, who's this for? And it's like, it's not really for
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anyone. So then it's like, Oh, it's just to create like this false reality where they
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pretend they're like, Oh yeah, everyone does the gay stuff. Everyone's cool with it. Burger
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King, two tops, two bottoms. It's like, it's like, it's like doing, you know, July 4th
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fireworks, Burger King, gay stuff. It's like all appropriate social commentary and involvement
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by these corporations. They're trying to just like sell. Exactly. They're trying to just sell
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a reality. It doesn't exist where it's like, Oh yeah, the gay stuff is totally mainstream
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normal behavior. I would do two bottoms. Yeah. Because the top is too round the seeds. I don't
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want that. I don't even like the seeds like that. The bottoms is kind of like a patty
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melt. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't get either just because I don't want to be involved in
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this and you're a big Burger King guy. You like Burger King. So I don't know. I'm not going
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to make any promises. Yeah. Um, but yeah, there's a trans sandwich too. Do you see
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that? No. Chicken sandwich. And it comes in a Whopper wrapper and then you eat it and
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go, this is a Whopper. This tastes great. Whopper. It's a great Whopper. I love the
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Whopper taste I have. This is definitely a Whopper. Yep. And then the Whopper wins best
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burger award. You know, it's a chicken sandwich. Um, dude, well, I want to be a fly on the wall
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at this like marketing department meeting. Like guys, I have the best idea. And then it's
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like a whole PowerPoint on. So what is a top in the gay community? A top is this.
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And it's just like this very graphic, like, oh, and at the end they're scared to say no
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to the gay guy's idea. So they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's go to print. We'll
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do it. We'll do it. It's a good idea. Uh, next girl scouts have a pride pins now. So
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the girl scouts are encouraging pride behavior from the young girls. Yep. Uh, they're making,
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if you want to get a pride pin, you have to go to a pride event. You have to write a letter
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to a pride person who inspires you. You have to, yeah, it's basically a lot of like empty
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gestures, watch a pride related movie, go to a pride event, wear purple on a certain day,
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do this type of stuff. Um, and it's, uh, for the campaign of defining LG LGBTQ plus words for
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elementary school students. Important. Got to make sure they know those words, all those nuances
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and pronouns. Yeah. Girl scouts and people who are in them probably don't know how to start a
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fire anymore. Probably don't know any useful skills, how to sew. Do they even go camping or
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anything? How to go outside, how to build a fort, how to cook. Probably not the gay stuff. They're
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working on it. There's also girl scouts also give money to Planned Parenthood. Yeah, they do. And they
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also have like a affiliate group that does like this training for young girls where it teaches them
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about abortions and like promotes abortion in like a positive way. So no more girl scouts cookies for
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us. Yeah. I'll buy the cheaper ones that they sell year round. Yeah. Instead of the, uh, satanic
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abortion cookies for gay kids. Yep. I don't eat stuff like that. So I don't have to worry. Um,
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you're going to be ordering a Whopper like after this show. I think I ordered a Whopper like two days
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ago, but I was before I saw this. Okay. And I'm, so you're going to make a change. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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He's definitely going to make a change. He'll order only twice a week instead of, yeah, I'm all
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ordering. Like I ordered one two days ago and I'll probably order one in like a week. And by then
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everyone will forget. Yep. And then I'll just use that to my advantage. Exactly. You can't, like there's
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so many boycotts going on right now. Where can you eat? So true. Where can you even go? You can only
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eat brave books or public square. You can go to public square app. You better hit up
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public square and find out where you can eat. It's so true. The app is available on Google
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play and the app store. Um, second to last clip of cringe of the week. This woman biker
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got third place and first and second went to woman to these two woman, um, who are definitely
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woman. So now this is the, this is the podium. Yeah. First and second and third, first and
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second are these trans people who are kissing each other. Anything goes with these people.
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I know it's, it's such a Burger King burger. You could switch any piece you want. Tops,
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bottoms. You just, you know, they just get stuffed together. What was that? That was two
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tops. That's dick to dick? That's two, or actually that's two bottoms. Oh, okay. It could be
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either one. All right. Um, and then you have the podium. They set it up. They put the two
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trans people next to each other. They're obviously going to make out. Yep. They can't help
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themselves. Yeah. And then this lady, women and children, women and children first with
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her newborn women and children. Third used to be women and children first. Now they're
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third watching the trans people make out. And that's like, if that's not a sign of the
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times, I don't know what is. Yeah. Um, and this wasn't that serious of a race. It was kind
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of like the, the whole organization was like a soft, weird organization that like was openly
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erased for trans. They specifically said like trans and anybody who identifies or competes
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with cis women can, you know, come, but it's just a hilarious picture.
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And one of the people, one of the, the racers was like a male racer in March, like six months
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ago or four months ago, Emily bridges, Emily. We talked about Emily bridges like months ago.
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That was the trans one who was going to steal cycling and we called it. And now she's it's
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starting. She's going to enter the race where she's allowed. Then there'll be the next one.
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And then the next one. And then Emily bridges will be a household name. Best cycler in the
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world. That's woman cycler. Oh, when, when, uh, when she Emily, Emily got banned. Um, it
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was only for like a year until her, her testosterone levels went to a reasonable level. So, uh, we'll
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see more of her. We need some time for her dick to shrivel. Uh, last one pronouns, girl, this
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person's changing their pronouns based on who they talk to. Happy pride, everybody. I already
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mentioned this in my story, but, um, I've added a new set of pronouns to the pronouns
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that I'm comfortable being called. I've been sitting on fae fair fairs pronouns for a while
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and honestly kind of psyching myself out about it. I'm like, Oh, do I really want to like
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change this again? And then I like realized I was like, who cares? Like if I decide that
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I don't like them, I can just stop using them. My other thing about this new set of pronouns
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is that I would only like for queer and trans people to use them for me. Cishet people, they,
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them, queer and or trans people. You can use they, them, or fae fair. It's all good with me.
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I'm excited because fae fair pronouns make me feel very affirmed. Those are the rules. Those are the
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rules. Did you write that down? How are you going to, did you, how are you going to know what to talk
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to her? Like, I think we're the path we're ending on is like a decoder and it's like, or like a flow
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chart. It's like, if you are trans, go left. If you are regular, go right.
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And it's like, and you are talking to me and it's a Tuesday. If it's Wednesday, go right. And then
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eventually you get down to it. And it's like, all right, I got to keep, Oh dude, I'm going to meet
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up with fair self. Oh shoot. I got to bring my key card or my, my little document. Yeah. If you're
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a straight person and it's, and she has purple hair and it's like, it's like a decoder, turn to
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page 14. Yeah, exactly. The reference is crazy. It's funny. Cause like the back in the day before social
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media, these people would just be kind of like weird loner types and they would grow
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out of it. Yeah. I think weird manifests itself in different ways. And like, this is like the
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clear outlet kids in high school that were probably weird or whatever, but if they grew
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up now, they would probably fall into this category. But in high school, there was no
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social media. So they were kind of just like loners or had a group of weird friends and
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they would kind of just like live in that world. And then they basically, I would say 90% of them
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grew out of it. And like would go to be an engineer or something. Exactly. Oh, in high school,
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I was a goth or in high school I was weird. I had whatever purple hair. Now the weird plane kid.
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Now he does, now he's a mechanic. It worked out, you know, like there was a path, but now it's like,
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there's this world online where they participate in and they become known and popular. And then it's
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like the chances of you leaving that. So you say you're alone or you're kind of weird.
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Then you start talking online and you find more people like you who promote what you're saying.
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It's like, you're going to go further down the rabbit hole, not away from the rabbit hole.
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And then I think that's how it's all set up is the positive reinforcement and cheering,
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like not only online, but with drag as well. It's like, wait, I can just dress up in an outfit,
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do a very mediocre dance and everyone will go nuts for me. When do you get that kind of treatment
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anywhere else? Nowhere. You got to like do something. You got to be like winning the race.
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You got to come from behind or you have to be like scoring the winning touchdown or get the final
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word in the spelling bee or go on the talent show and do your dance. And it's like, is my dance going
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to work on the talent show? No. Yeah. So you have to do it by yourself in your room and you get
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positively reinforced. So it's celebration without accomplishment. Exactly. And, uh, so do you
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think someone without any accomplishment wouldn't be attracted to that in some way if they were
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weird? And I think that's part of the problem we're seeing fair, fair self. Is that short for
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fairy? Is this a fairy person? Maybe. Okay. That's what I'm leaning towards. Cause it makes sense.
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It's obviously all made up. Nothing matters. So I might as well guess. Yeah, exactly. Well,
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Which takes us into our next section, Urban Decay. This is a great Urban Decay. Well, it's actually
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bad. Yeah, it's a tough one. It's a tough Urban Decay section. Our first clip is this New Orleans
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gun video. Here we have some New Orleans citizens with their guns. Very two-way friendly,
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it looks like. Extended bag friendly, too. High capacity friendly. Yeah.
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And there's been a 62% increase in murders in New Orleans. In 2020, right? In 2020. Yeah,
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that stat just came out. And it's funny because the Democrats are always saying like, no one needs
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a weapon of war. No one needs guns. What do we need guns like this for? And like, those are the
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guns that are probably illegal most of the time. Of course. And then they do crimes. They do crimes
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with them. And then the DAs drop the charges or knock the charges down because they don't want to
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put black people in prison disproportionately to the population. And then it's like, you claim you want
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to get bad guns off the street. You claim you want to get murders down and take the guns away so it
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doesn't happen as often. But when you get people doing crimes with guns, you let them go. So it
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sounds like they want to come for Republicans' guns. Yeah, I don't see many... Lawful gun owners.
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Exactly. I don't see many plans that just seriously help get this off. Yeah. You know? There should be a
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strike rule or something like that for if you've been caught with an illegal gun on the street and
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you're a felon. I mean, I'm sure a lot of these kids are felons at this point. 100%.
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100%. Or close to it. But they want the solution. Why won't the Republicans
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do anything to fix this? The Republicans are the party of dead kids. And it's like you have people
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doing crimes with guns and killing people with guns and you don't solve any of the murders and
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you don't arrest the people. And if you do, you don't charge them with anything escalated because
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they had a gun. You actually knock it down and let them go. So it sounds like they don't actually
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want to solve the problem. They want to just take law-abiding people's guns away. They just want to talk
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about white supremacy and villainize, I don't know, people who like AR-15s. Yeah, exactly.
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Most AR-15 owners are former military, 35-plus is married. So that's all I'm saying is that they're
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not these crazy people. Here's the thing. Once black people get guns in this country,
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the gun laws will change. Trust me. A new study actually came out recently from the SPLC that said
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Democrats are the ones who are most likely to be accepting of assassinations. What? Yeah.
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That kind of makes sense. It does. Democrat men. So also unrelated, Republicans, give us your guns.
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Yeah. One more reason. We love assassinations and we love swinging the pendulum way back.
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Yeah. Like the whip is in the other hand. And they're using it. It takes us to our next clip.
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Look at this guy. Here's an example of someone who's not turning his gun in.
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Hey, I don't usually do this, but boy, you need some help, my brother.
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You don't need no help. You on the floor. You got a box. Oh, sorry. Put the thing up.
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What happens when this guy follows you into your apartment when you get buzzed in?
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Better call the cops. They'll be there in 23 minutes.
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That's actually sad. You know, it's horrible. It's horrible.
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Next clip. A 12-year-old robs a store with a gun.
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And behind him is a 12-year-old kid with a gun.
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Illegally, you can't have a gun when you're 12 like this, right?
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And she's like, the lady's like, are you serious?
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And he lets one off. And he lets one off. He was serious.
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Yeah. So she asked if he's serious. He blasted one off to prove he was.
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But you need to make sure you turn your guns in.
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So what do you think we should do with this 12-year-old?
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I mean, basically, the max you can do is juvenile facility until 18.
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So this kid's going to be a mean kid coming out at 18 with six years juvie experience,
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if they even lock him up, which I'm sure they'll just send him to a camp or something.
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Yeah. Maybe like a big brother program, something like that.
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Taking us to our next clip, guy throws girl on tracks.
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And there's just this older woman standing there.
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And this guy comes and grabs her and just throws her on the train tracks.
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But in his defense, he might not have been able to get a gun.
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So I guess that's a win for the Democrats in this situation.
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This is one of those things, too, where it's like, where are the men at?
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This guy should be, like, stomped out, held on the ground until police arrive.
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But, you know, he just kind of gets away with it.
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First clip of Uplifting Gold is a little boy who was lost in Montana.
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Missing boy found after surviving two days alone in cold Montana wilderness.
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And actually, interesting point here on this little boy's survival, which, shout out to
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Well, you lost your eye off him for a little bit.
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But the result is what's the Uplifting Gold part.
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Um, and it said that he was like, they alerted the authorities that he was missing and then
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people went out and searched and they had to call off the search because it was like
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visibility was so bad and it was raining so much.
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So he was going through it and they're like, call it off.
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This reminds me of that meme of like the world, the world war two guy.
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Who was like before and after the war and after the war, he's got like the thousand
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yard stare and he's just like completely different.
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There is the reason it's uplifting in my mind is the two days he was missing.
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He learned some skills and he didn't get taught about, he didn't tip any drag queens.
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He's in his pajamas and his little toes, like his socks are all kind of beat up.
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And I thought that picture, when you sent me that picture, the before and after of the
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soldier, I thought that was the guy who invented the espresso machine.
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That was after all the toil and like many variations of the machine.
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And he finally got the espresso machine out and he was, he had aged 20 years.
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He drinks so many sample espressos that it just caffeine blew him out.
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And then if he goes and he hears the sound of steam going through, he'll freak out.
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A woman found $36,000 in a couch she got for free.
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This old woman found a couch on Craigslist that was free, like if you pick it up or something,
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And she went home, found some envelopes, found 36K.
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They gave her two grand and then she bought a nice fridge or something.
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They, when they returned it, it's like one of those videos where it's like, Hey, did
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It's like, oh, I found $36,000 in that couch you gave me for free.
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That trash couch you basically were throwing away.
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Um, what would you do if you found 36K in a couch?
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It, well, yeah, I, it depends if you're getting a free couch from like a trap house or like
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This is more old lady, like who didn't trust a banks.
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It's like an old white couch, like probably like a living room couch.
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This isn't an uplifting story of drug dealers were getting their money back.
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This was a woman who died and then the family was getting rid of her estate.
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If it's a woman who died and it was a dead person's couch and they never relayed the message,
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hey, my final words, there's, there's always money in the banana stand.
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So if you return it and be like, Hey, I found $28,000.
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That was my next point is like, we only hear the headline in the story, but what if there
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And it's like, you give her a reward out of it.
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It's like, Hey, I got that couch from yesterday.
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We don't, nobody knows how much really was in that couch.
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This lady looks nice who returned it, but we don't know for sure.
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Uh, it's dad cheers for everyone at the graduation.
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Well, it's an uplifting thing where the dad is in the stands in the graduation and he
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It's uplifting, but also it's like, I don't really believe in celebrating high school graduations.
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Because I don't, if I think it's like if I graduate high school and everyone was like, wow, we're
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It's like, you didn't think I can graduate high school.
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If everyone graduates now, there's no one who's not graduating.
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So I'm not, we're not the first live abort of a uplifting gold I've seen on the show
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Oh, my family was really proud of me for graduating high school.
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And now I work at the, I work at circuit city, circuit city, you know, this is clip aluminum,
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So this is a catastrophic failure at an aluminum extrusion line.
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There's a, well, there's a little bit of an issue.
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This guy runs to his desk, grabs some personal items, two things, maybe his phone, wallet.
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And then two seconds later, the whole thing is engulfed in flames.
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That desk is all on fire and the entire roof is coming in.
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And then like, it's like a portal into hell out of nowhere.
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And then imagine 15 seconds from now, fire, hell, we're in a portal.
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It's uplifting because things can change very quickly.
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Things can go from zero to death row pretty quick.
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No, I mean, I don't mean to call it back to cringe of the week, but the, it's an uplifting
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because look how fast the situation can change.
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Obviously in this case, it's for the worst, but if you play this clip backwards, you just
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Out of like the universe, the rip, the floating universe, the big, it's like a big, mini big
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I was going to say, I was going to say this gave me a lesson, uh, of don't go back to
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Cause a metal beam can hit you in the head or something.
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Cause like you just got back and you left and you were right to do it.
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But I guess it can go either way, but it's uplifting because look how fast the situation
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And if it can change for the better, that fast, that's uplifting.
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So if you're down and out and feeling kind of depressed, you could open a hell portal in
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Don't, don't think about the volume of the chicken or how much it's going to displace.
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The kid's out there trying to impress the girl.
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Playing outside on bikes and getting to know each other.
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And whatever you, how they progress naturally is how they should progress.
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There's no one, this kid's not tipping any drag queens.
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This kid, this little kid is not that far off from A, both the drag kids that you just mentioned.
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And then B, the slightly older New Orleans kids.
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So it's like, which way do we want to go, people?
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Um, nice, wholesome moment trying to impress girls, liking girls, playing sports, being athletic, or weird sexual, too much energy with gay guys, or gun-toting, crime, whatever.
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