Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 038 YOUNG PEOPLE DROPPING DEAD ｜ NYC SH＊T FIGHT ｜ CHUCKY THE LGBT DOLL

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Flackers Talks, the podcast, episode 38. Today on the show,

00:00:05.100 Chucky, the murderous demon spawn doll, is actually an LGBTQIA plus ally. We'll tell you

00:00:11.120 why that makes total sense. Young people are dropping dead from climate change. We'll tell

00:00:16.340 you why that makes sense as well. Wink, wink. After that, a New York City fight turns nasty,

00:00:22.020 nasty. We'll show you what happens there. We have some green and red flags for everyone watching

00:00:26.380 for dating. And last but not least, we have a what happens next section that you're not going

00:00:32.300 to want to miss. It's a section where we try to guess what's going to happen next. All this and

00:00:37.060 more. It's Flackers Talks, the podcast, episode 38. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:43.360 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:48.900 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing

00:00:52.800 to do. That was a true one for one. Yeah, that was pretty good. True one for one. True one for

00:01:08.800 one. I tried the intro once. I got it once, like I always do. Smart. Housekeeping. Guys,

00:01:14.820 people are dying all of a sudden because of climate change. Yes, climate change got really bad over

00:01:21.520 the last year especially. Yeah, it's accelerating. And I guess young people for no reason are just

00:01:27.420 dropping dead because of climate change. I think Justin Bieber and his wife caught a case of climate

00:01:31.860 change. Yeah, that was not dead, but. Yeah. So just keep an eye out. Stay safe out there.

00:01:37.820 The climate really got to his central nervous system. The climate has really gotten to his central nervous

00:01:43.540 system. And I actually feel bad. Me too. Like I'm, God bless, you know, I hope you get better,

00:01:48.200 but man. Climate change, man. Climate change. And then it says scientists studying temperature at

00:01:53.380 which humans spontaneously die with increasing urgency. So the scientists are really hammering

00:01:58.460 away like, oh, when? With all this climate change data, they're trying to make sense of all the

00:02:03.020 people dropping dead for no reason who are younger. It hasn't really happened before. But in the last

00:02:07.460 year, there's been a lot of climate change going around. Didn't matter what everyone was living on

00:02:12.700 the equator, the Bahamas, you know, Costa Rica. Yeah. So we're in housekeeping. This is a very

00:02:20.360 good housekeeping section. My favorite housekeeping section maybe we've ever done because it has the

00:02:23.980 what happens next section at the end. But we're going to hammer some of these stories pretty quick.

00:02:28.680 There's a new Mel Gibson movie out and it sounds pretty lit. Yeah. Can you read the description that

00:02:34.520 Daily Beast put out of it, Richard Rappoy? The Daily Beast attempting to do a hit job said,

00:02:38.280 Mel Gibson, a racist anti-Semite, and Emile Hirsch, who strangled a woman at Sundance,

00:02:43.860 star as trigger happy cops rescuing white people from a hurricane in Puerto Rico. And it's racist

00:02:48.640 as hell. It's like that's like the review for like a Sharknado. And it's racist as hell. Sounds

00:02:54.960 like a good movie. And somebody else said, still the hardest unintended hype job for a movie I've ever

00:02:59.600 witnessed. And it's like, yeah, people want to watch that now. And people are going to go see it.

00:03:04.240 It'll outperform the woke movies. This is an old movie, though, by the way. Oh, is it?

00:03:08.160 Yeah. It's like on Amazon Prime right now. Well, check it out. I bet it outperforms whatever the

00:03:12.840 new Buzz Lightyear thing is. Yeah. They're trying to turn Toy Story into sex toy story.

00:03:19.220 And they're doing it by having and they're doing it by having like woke gay things that are illegal

00:03:24.980 in some countries. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lovely. Now show us the Chinese version. You know, I mean,

00:03:30.580 that's the meme. Right. And then it's like all you have is Chris Evans standing alone by himself

00:03:36.260 being like, you guys are dinosaurs who don't accept the gay kiss and Buzz Lightyear.

00:03:41.340 You're all going to die out. And it's like, Chris Evans, dude, you're a squid. Like you're

00:03:45.500 a squid. It should have been Tim Allen. You dance around in front of a green screen and

00:03:49.060 yell, that sounds like it hurt. Like that's your like you're you're us. You're us in front

00:03:54.760 of the green screen. And then the Marvel engineers come in and put a monster. Then your shield

00:03:58.940 comes back to you. And there's except there's millions of dollars just being like shoved in

00:04:03.040 post-production and the actors. And we do it from here. You're us, Chris Evans. Worse,

00:04:08.040 but worse. Imagine the the meeting in that Toy Story room where it's like, yeah, we got

00:04:14.480 the Toy Story. We're going to reboot it. We cut Tim Allen. But, you know, it should be

00:04:18.280 good. I think the recurring audience from Toy Story will come and see it. And someone's

00:04:22.460 like, well, shouldn't the space cartoons be doing some sort of gay thing or any gay sex

00:04:28.160 or they're at least glucking each other. Right. The talking boys. They're at least

00:04:31.620 glucking. Correct. It's like, no, let's let's keep it PG. Maybe

00:04:35.320 like a Woody mispo peep type relationship is pretty fine, but nothing more than that.

00:04:40.980 It's like the game that they really should be glucking each other. It's literally the

00:04:47.620 Disney executives that we saw on Zoom. Like they should be glucking. We need at least

00:04:51.560 one gluck. They really should be glucking. It's 2022. You sure? There's not any glucking

00:04:56.300 we can squeeze in there. And they did. I like it too, because it's like supposed to

00:05:00.400 be Buzz Lightyear's origin story. And it's like a hot melted piece of plastic was pumped

00:05:06.060 into a mold. And that's his origin story. He's a toy. Yeah. He didn't earn it. He

00:05:11.340 wasn't a space cop for a while. Like, let's give it up. The origin story to double A

00:05:15.480 batteries were put in his back and then he said all the things he was programmed to

00:05:19.300 say. Exactly. Yeah. There's no glucking in Maverick. Top Gun. Yeah. We finally saw that.

00:05:25.340 We finally saw it. The love interest storyline in that was actually pretty weak. It just worked

00:05:29.980 out. Yeah. He just ran into that lady he likes. No one did anything stupid. No one cheated

00:05:34.320 on anyone. No one had an existing boyfriend or husband. It kind of just worked out for

00:05:38.060 them. Yeah. So yeah, that's the way to do it. If you're going to do a reboot, no one,

00:05:43.240 no glucking. No glucking and especially no gay glucking. Yeah. No gay glucking. I thought glucking

00:05:49.100 was gay assumed. No. Well, I guess it's not. Yeah. But, you know, when it's the Disney execs,

00:05:56.400 they're not calling for heterosexual glucks. Yeah, exactly. Moving on. We're still in

00:06:00.900 housekeeping. This is a great housekeeping section. It's one of my favorites we've ever done. There's

00:06:04.520 a what happens next section that I cannot wait for. Really quick. Remember Jake from State Farm?

00:06:11.280 Yeah. That commercial? Of course. Who is it at three in the morning? It's Jake from State Farm.

00:06:15.940 Yeah. What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm? Khakis? Well, he sounds hideous. Well, it's a guy,

00:06:20.720 so remember that? Of course. Question for you. For me? Has State Farm ever come out and apologized

00:06:29.500 for the transphobia from that commercial? Why couldn't you hear a voice that sounds like maybe a

00:06:34.560 lower voice, like a man's voice? Why would the woman be hideous? That's so true. You can't judge that

00:06:39.820 based on someone's voice. Their internals could be beautiful. Yeah. So she sounds hideous because

00:06:45.780 she sounds like a man. It's actually they. Yeah. It's actually they. And it's completely

00:06:52.420 disrespectful to the trans community who does have lower voices but are women. And State Farm

00:06:58.140 went viral for that commercial. Everyone loves that commercial. It's the most famous one. So State

00:07:02.760 Farm built it all off of the backs of trans people. Holy shit. Never apologized for it.

00:07:09.580 Will State Farm apologize for the transphobia? It's blatant. Bend the knee, State Farm.

00:07:16.240 Apologize. Apologize, State Farm. Well, actually, speaking of that, never mind. If you want to

00:07:22.800 transition. But I was going to say, did you see the barstool guy said trans women are beautiful

00:07:26.720 in his little thing? Oh, yeah. He just slipped it in. It was like talking about the one minute

00:07:31.860 rundown of the supermodel who was on the cover of some magazine. And it was like, oh, she's a standard

00:07:37.680 blonde bombshell, like curvy, like beautiful, traditional, basically. Right. And he was

00:07:44.140 kind of like, we've done enough of the fat ones or like, you know, yeah, he's like, fat

00:07:48.060 ones are beautiful. He's like trans women are beautiful. He just slipped in trans women are

00:07:52.740 beautiful. And it's like, bro, those are dudes. You like dudes? What was that? That's a good

00:07:57.420 thing. It's like if you ever getting called out by a leftist, it's like so you date a trans

00:08:00.900 person and they'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I don't listen to I don't listen

00:08:08.180 to people who do stuff like that. So exactly. Moving on. This is a great housekeeping. It's

00:08:13.200 one of our favorite ones. You know, Amazon, Amazon dot com. Yeah, the company. And, you

00:08:19.220 know, Amazon, the rainforest, Amazon River. Yeah. Right. Big things. And you know how we

00:08:25.740 know that info. Yes. And you know how young people don't know anything. Sure. So it's like

00:08:30.520 there's going to be a generation coming up where they're going to learn about the

00:08:34.100 Amazon rainforest. And then they're going to think like, oh, Amazon. Like the

00:08:38.460 company. Exactly. OK. And they're not going to know what came first. All right.

00:08:42.480 That's yeah, that's fair. Fair. So Amazon's coming into some like backdoor name

00:08:46.440 recognition branding where it's like, oh, Amazon, like it brings you stuff to your

00:08:50.640 door later today. It's the rainforest and the river like the whole world is Amazon.

00:08:56.200 And it's just something I realize it's a stupid bit. Smart. No. Hey, come on.

00:09:01.180 Yeah. Stupid, buddy. It's not stupid. You're funny. Next thing. Opportunities. Guys, there's

00:09:07.020 obviously opportunities in the market when things get crazy. Crypto's down. Stock market's down.

00:09:12.580 Housing is about to go down. We'll see. Inflation is up. There's always opportunities when things

00:09:18.060 are crazy and chaotic right now. Kamala Harris photographs are down as well. They used to be

00:09:24.760 15K to get a photo with Kamala Harris at these certain fundraising events.

00:09:29.260 And now they're only 5K because I guess they weren't selling any slots because no one cares

00:09:34.220 about Kamala Harris because she's a fake person who shouldn't even be vice president.

00:09:37.400 Yeah. Fake laugh. You're going to get no conversation with her. It's all going to be empty. Right.

00:09:41.080 Right. So no one signed up for it. So they lowered her rate to 5K.

00:09:45.840 A photo, which is still a lot. Obviously, Kamala is still getting some.

00:09:49.840 Still a lot. Still no one's going to do it. But it's interesting to see. It's a sign of the times.

00:09:55.240 It just shows like where the market's at for the people in charge right now.

00:09:58.420 Yeah. A Kamala Harris photos. Real cheap.

00:10:02.100 Do you think someone kind of came in and whispered like, Kamala, the tickets aren't selling.

00:10:05.740 Can we lower the price? And then she had to give them approval or.

00:10:08.300 Yeah. That's what had to happen. That hurts. That really hurts.

00:10:12.460 All right. We're still in housekeeping. We have a great what happens next section.

00:10:17.000 But before we get into it, something obviously more important. Juneteenth just happened.

00:10:21.300 Yeah. What did you do for Juneteenth, Richard Raffway?

00:10:23.740 What did I do? Nothing. Nothing. I was chilling.

00:10:27.020 I don't think you're supposed to say that.

00:10:29.700 Oh, well, sorry, Juneteethers. I didn't shoot anybody, though.

00:10:34.120 You didn't shoot or rob anybody.

00:10:35.740 I didn't point a gun at a dad or anything like that.

00:10:37.900 Or jump on an old guy's car.

00:10:39.460 Yeah. So I think I did my part.

00:10:41.220 Yeah, you did your part. Here's what D.L. Hewley told people to do for Juneteenth.

00:10:44.980 This is what he posted on his Instagram.

00:10:47.300 Five things white people can do on Juneteenth.

00:10:50.360 Give money. Give money. Give money to black people.

00:10:54.640 Give money to black people.

00:10:56.220 How embarrassing.

00:10:58.080 And then smile. Number five.

00:11:00.360 Smile. Give money to black people.

00:11:02.260 How embarrassing. Get a job, everybody.

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00:12:04.680 We're moving on to what will happen next.

00:12:06.820 This is my favorite section maybe we've ever done.

00:12:09.140 I may be forgetting some things I like from the show.

00:12:11.840 So maybe an outrageous statement.

00:12:14.320 But basically we have three scenarios.

00:12:16.760 We have three video clips.

00:12:18.420 And we're going to have Richard Rapoy guess what happens next based on my multiple choice suggestions.

00:12:24.480 So the first one I called Mexican Funeral Beef.

00:12:29.280 Okay.

00:12:29.680 Okay.

00:12:31.080 So here's the image.

00:12:33.900 There's a Mexican funeral happening.

00:12:36.100 Everyone's standing there.

00:12:37.060 What will happen next?

00:12:39.740 A.

00:12:40.380 There's a drive-by shooting and the lights go out.

00:12:44.380 Mexican funeral beef.

00:12:45.940 B.

00:12:46.640 The casket catches on fire from a poorly placed candle.

00:12:51.280 Okay.

00:12:52.600 C.

00:12:53.560 A loose bull comes running in.

00:12:57.500 D.

00:12:58.460 The guy in the casket isn't dead and surprises everyone, making a few people very upset.

00:13:04.980 Mexican funeral beef.

00:13:06.960 Which is it?

00:13:07.760 Okay.

00:13:08.240 I'm going to go with drive-by shootings, decently likely.

00:13:12.300 That's okay.

00:13:13.160 The casket catches on fire, probably.

00:13:15.960 That's what I'm leaning towards.

00:13:17.420 A loose bull runs in the funeral.

00:13:20.160 It's Mexico.

00:13:20.960 They're ranchers.

00:13:21.680 They do have bulls, right?

00:13:24.780 That's, I don't know.

00:13:26.120 I'm caught between.

00:13:27.260 And the last one is the casket, the guy in the casket isn't dead.

00:13:30.060 Isn't dead.

00:13:30.520 I'm not picking that.

00:13:31.960 So I'm going to say the casket catches on fire from a rogue candle.

00:13:34.860 All right.

00:13:35.320 Play the video.

00:13:36.040 Let's see what happens.

00:13:37.160 Next.

00:13:41.320 This is my first time seeing it.

00:13:44.960 It's open air.

00:13:46.200 So the bull, bull options just went up.

00:13:49.880 Casket on fire.

00:13:51.060 I don't know.

00:13:52.180 Oh, yeah.

00:13:53.800 There's a bull.

00:13:54.840 All right.

00:13:56.040 All right.

00:13:56.880 Oh, man.

00:13:58.300 A bull comes running in.

00:14:00.600 Mexican funeral beef.

00:14:02.260 The beef is the cow.

00:14:03.940 I gave you a clue and I distracted you.

00:14:07.180 That was my bad.

00:14:08.000 Yeah.

00:14:08.100 I distracted you with other beefs and shootings and people getting mad.

00:14:11.380 People aren't really dead.

00:14:12.960 Also, I don't know if that was even a funeral.

00:14:15.600 It might have just been a service or a church or not even a church.

00:14:18.680 I don't know what it was.

00:14:20.100 So don't think we're making bits about people's funerals.

00:14:23.640 Yeah.

00:14:23.800 So all that casket option, multiple choice.

00:14:26.060 You don't even know.

00:14:27.260 Yeah.

00:14:27.800 I didn't even see a casket.

00:14:29.660 Wow.

00:14:30.820 This is why this section is my favorite.

00:14:32.640 Oh, for one.

00:14:33.280 Oh, for one.

00:14:34.000 Next up, Gary V video.

00:14:36.320 Okay.

00:14:36.740 So a girl who's going up to Gary V.

00:14:38.680 Gary V does this a lot.

00:14:39.620 He has his fans and they ask him questions.

00:14:41.840 A girl goes up to him and says, if you were with your mom for her last hour on earth,

00:14:47.660 what would you want to know?

00:14:49.000 What would Gary say to his mom for her last hour on earth?

00:14:52.540 Okay.

00:14:52.900 Okay.

00:14:53.380 A, did you have fun?

00:14:55.560 B, was there anything you wish you did?

00:14:59.260 C, I already know everything.

00:15:01.560 That's a leading Gary V type answer.

00:15:03.520 Or D, what's your seed phrase?

00:15:05.420 Well, we know Gary V loves to scrounge on NFTs and stuff.

00:15:09.080 So, but what's your seed phrase?

00:15:10.540 I don't know.

00:15:11.620 I don't know.

00:15:12.300 Does Gary V say that?

00:15:13.500 If he says that, he's a nut.

00:15:15.120 So I'm going to say, I already know everything.

00:15:17.240 Because he's going to act like he was there for all the time.

00:15:19.700 And also with his questions, you're never going to get the answer you think.

00:15:22.920 Yeah.

00:15:23.060 Like, hey, Gary, like, how do I get better at math?

00:15:26.720 I'm really bad at math.

00:15:27.480 And he's like, never do math again.

00:15:28.940 Quit selling on eBay.

00:15:30.880 Find someone who's doing math for you.

00:15:32.960 Like, all the time you spent doing math?

00:15:35.940 You could have learned something else.

00:15:38.180 All right.

00:15:38.580 All right.

00:15:38.760 So I'm going to go with, eh, did you have fun?

00:15:41.600 Kind of seems like a Gary V type answer.

00:15:43.500 I'm going to go with, I already know everything.

00:15:45.680 All right.

00:15:45.880 See.

00:15:46.140 Play the clip.

00:15:47.160 If this is the last hour with your mom, what would you want to know?

00:15:51.800 I would know everything.

00:15:53.260 He does everything.

00:15:53.980 He gets it.

00:15:54.540 Nice job, buddy.

00:15:56.360 Wow.

00:15:56.980 He got it.

00:15:59.200 All right.

00:15:59.720 Easy.

00:16:00.240 All right.

00:16:00.380 That was easy.

00:16:01.560 What's your seed phrase was tempting because Gary V probably gave his mom a bunch of crypto

00:16:05.280 or something and might need to get that out.

00:16:07.000 And he probably does know everything and then just needs to get the crypto stuff squared away.

00:16:11.860 All right.

00:16:12.860 Last one.

00:16:14.080 All right.

00:16:14.300 I want to get this.

00:16:15.000 So what happens next?

00:16:16.400 So up next, there is a leopard that fell into the well.

00:16:19.080 This is probably in India or somewhere.

00:16:21.420 Absolute classic.

00:16:22.680 Tales of all this time over there.

00:16:23.920 Okay.

00:16:24.260 I'm looking at the.

00:16:24.940 They're dealing with big cats.

00:16:26.540 Yeah.

00:16:27.300 Constantly.

00:16:28.600 For some reason, they haven't figured out how to stop their big cat problem.

00:16:33.620 Why stop it, man?

00:16:34.480 Big cats are cool.

00:16:35.280 You know, they have first world problems.

00:16:36.880 Yeah.

00:16:37.200 That's like the third.

00:16:39.180 Jungle world problem.

00:16:40.200 Third world problem.

00:16:41.700 I don't know if that's third.

00:16:42.560 I mean, like, I like India.

00:16:44.100 I like India right now.

00:16:46.040 I'm not slandering anybody, but you'd think you'd have the big cat problem figured out.

00:16:50.600 You wouldn't be getting.

00:16:51.360 You wouldn't be fighting with big cats all the time.

00:16:53.520 Aren't there mountain lions in Santa Ana or whatever?

00:16:55.920 We don't get eaten by them.

00:16:57.340 The worst they do is eat a cat.

00:16:58.760 All right.

00:16:59.020 Okay.

00:16:59.880 So there's a leopard stuck in the well.

00:17:03.160 They put a ladder down into the well for the leopard.

00:17:06.800 A bunch of guys standing around.

00:17:08.520 What happens next?

00:17:10.220 Is it A.

00:17:11.240 The leopard gets out and attacks this guy right here.

00:17:15.960 B.

00:17:16.780 The leopard gets out, climbs the nearest tree, falls back onto the well, has a Mufasa moment,

00:17:23.460 swats away the people who came to help him and falls back into the well.

00:17:26.900 Okay.

00:17:27.700 C.

00:17:28.220 He runs off and everything's fine.

00:17:29.980 Not that one.

00:17:30.940 D.

00:17:31.340 He runs off into the road and gets ran into by a guy on a cell phone while driving a moped

00:17:36.480 with a sidecar.

00:17:38.940 Huh.

00:17:39.960 A, B, C, or D.

00:17:41.680 So D was too specific.

00:17:44.260 The guy on the cell phone.

00:17:45.400 Why would you give me so many details?

00:17:46.740 You'd say he gets hit by a car or hits by a sidecar.

00:17:49.620 You wouldn't give me that many details.

00:17:50.900 He's got a cell phone.

00:17:51.880 He's on the cell phone.

00:17:52.680 He's driving the sidecar.

00:17:53.500 I already know it's fake.

00:17:54.400 I already know it's not.

00:17:55.720 All right.

00:17:56.300 You gave too many details.

00:17:57.200 D is out.

00:17:57.680 And then C was he runs off.

00:17:58.920 Everything's fine.

00:18:00.080 B, he gets out, climbs the tree, falls back onto the well.

00:18:03.080 They come over to help him.

00:18:04.020 He swats them and then falls back into the well.

00:18:06.060 I'll stop you right there.

00:18:06.940 I already, I see the options in front of me.

00:18:08.820 I'm going to go with Occam's razor.

00:18:10.300 The simplest solution is probably the likely answer.

00:18:13.420 I'm going to say it gets out and attacks the closest Indian man.

00:18:16.160 Let's play the clip.

00:18:17.720 Leopard's on the first rung.

00:18:19.280 Second rung.

00:18:21.300 He figured out how to climb.

00:18:22.380 Nothing.

00:18:26.880 Nothing.

00:18:27.280 He runs off.

00:18:27.820 Everything's fine.

00:18:29.520 Fuck you.

00:18:31.480 Hey, that's what happens next.

00:18:33.320 Now everything has to be a something.

00:18:35.040 That's bullshit.

00:18:36.260 Why'd you clip that?

00:18:37.060 You went, what, one for three?

00:18:38.300 One for three.

00:18:38.900 I'm happy with that.

00:18:39.620 I got Gary V right, which means I know a little bit.

00:18:41.780 Yeah.

00:18:42.140 You got Gary V right.

00:18:43.100 Come on.

00:18:43.340 I've seen leopards attack.

00:18:44.420 I've seen leopards go on and attacks.

00:18:45.580 Which was the deception.

00:18:48.100 All right.

00:18:48.460 That was the deceivory.

00:18:49.860 All right.

00:18:50.240 So we got you.

00:18:51.440 One for three.

00:18:52.100 Yeah, you fell.

00:18:53.760 One for three.

00:18:54.660 That's the same as what Kamala's price cut was.

00:18:57.940 So maybe I'm still in the game.

00:18:59.900 Maybe I'm still the vice president.

00:19:01.780 But either way.

00:19:02.580 You still are the vice president.

00:19:04.540 All right.

00:19:05.000 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:19:06.960 Before we exit housekeeping, guys, we have a big announcement.

00:19:10.860 It's summer.

00:19:11.600 We've been crammed in all winter.

00:19:14.280 Yeah.

00:19:14.840 We're finally getting out into the sun, enjoying stuff.

00:19:17.660 Pools are opening up.

00:19:19.200 Just because the pool is open does not mean you need to jump off of anything other than

00:19:25.040 a diving board to enter it.

00:19:26.860 A lot of people are jumping off of roofs and sheds to get into the pool.

00:19:35.780 Balconies.

00:19:36.500 Weird things.

00:19:37.420 It's not a good idea.

00:19:39.000 Here's a couple of people who thought it would be a good idea to jump off of their sheds and

00:19:45.580 roofs into the pool.

00:19:47.200 Here's number one.

00:19:48.800 This guy goes first, barely makes it, jumping off of like a cabana roof.

00:19:53.800 And there's a ladder.

00:19:55.120 Does a flip.

00:19:55.860 Does a flip.

00:19:57.460 That's the upside.

00:19:58.480 That's the most upside you have right there.

00:20:00.440 And they land and then everyone goes, whoo.

00:20:02.940 And this guy lands and he's dead.

00:20:05.660 He's absolutely dead.

00:20:09.360 Ugh.

00:20:10.680 I like watching him walk off in shame.

00:20:13.000 Yeah.

00:20:13.620 I like watching him go, that was a really bad mistake.

00:20:15.740 I can't take it back.

00:20:17.160 I need to sit out for a while.

00:20:18.660 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 You know the rule, guys.

00:20:19.920 If you're doing something and people are going like this with their phone, you really

00:20:24.120 need to reconsider what you're doing.

00:20:26.180 Yeah.

00:20:26.580 Or the stakes are high and you need to be very.

00:20:29.900 That guy just jumped.

00:20:32.340 The guy before him put his feet on the metal, did a full front flip.

00:20:36.400 This guy's like, oh, I'll just jump off the like soft curtain that's here.

00:20:40.860 Instantly blows out.

00:20:41.800 So then we have the second guy who's jumping off of a shed into an above ground pool.

00:20:46.800 Not an ideal situation.

00:20:48.980 You already scraped your knee up.

00:20:51.020 You already scraped your knee up.

00:20:52.300 Leaps.

00:20:53.080 Not even close.

00:20:54.220 Not even close.

00:20:55.460 Everyone knew.

00:20:56.800 Pool damage.

00:20:57.840 Humiliated.

00:20:59.220 Summer ruined.

00:21:00.120 Guys, this is not the move.

00:21:01.940 It's never the move.

00:21:02.920 You will not make it.

00:21:03.980 You will break your leg.

00:21:05.140 You'll get put into a cast.

00:21:06.420 You'll be bored and crammed in all summer.

00:21:08.300 You'll spy on your neighbor.

00:21:09.500 You'll watch him kill somebody.

00:21:10.740 You'll call the cops.

00:21:11.660 The cops will come.

00:21:12.960 They'll say, oh, we didn't find anything.

00:21:14.580 There was no evidence.

00:21:15.320 You're crazy.

00:21:16.240 And then your neighbor who killed someone knows you know.

00:21:19.520 And now he's on to you.

00:21:21.380 What movie is that?

00:21:22.160 Shia LaBeouf?

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:23.540 What is that?

00:21:24.100 What movie?

00:21:25.440 I don't know.

00:21:26.160 Neighbor or something.

00:21:27.440 Yeah.

00:21:27.880 Oh, what's it called?

00:21:29.720 He like breaks his leg and he's spying on the neighbor.

00:21:32.340 The neighbor's.

00:21:32.720 He didn't break his leg.

00:21:33.940 Chopping people up.

00:21:34.560 He's like home on house arrest.

00:21:37.160 Yeah.

00:21:38.200 All right.

00:21:38.540 Whatever.

00:21:38.760 So from all of us here at Fleckus Talks, happy summer.

00:21:42.900 Remember, don't jump off of non-diving boards to enter the pool.

00:21:46.680 Remember that.

00:21:47.620 That is what we talk about.

00:21:48.940 Now let's get into Cringe of the Week.

00:21:51.900 It was Disturbia.

00:21:53.180 The movie.

00:21:53.660 Disturbia.

00:21:55.820 All right.

00:21:58.540 Cringe of the Week.

00:21:59.500 First clip.

00:22:01.560 Kink and kids at Pride go hand in hand, this person says.

00:22:05.140 Let's see what they're talking about.

00:22:06.880 Doesn't sound good.

00:22:07.880 I'll clarify this for a second here.

00:22:11.120 I'm not saying that kink isn't kid-friendly.

00:22:13.940 I'm saying that kids and kink can coexist at Pride in a totally fine way.

00:22:20.520 There's a nuance here.

00:22:22.060 That making an event kid-friendly doesn't mean sanitizing it, aka taking something like kink out of Pride.

00:22:29.580 Making Pride kid-friendly is not the same thing as sanitizing Pride.

00:22:35.620 Making a Pride event kid-friendly, or I prefer kids safe, is about making sure we're including and putting kid and youth voices and including them in Pride.

00:22:48.720 And particularly any justice spaces.

00:22:52.300 Kids and youth voices are vital to justice movements because they are a vulnerable and marginalized group on their own.

00:22:59.680 Yeah, because they're very malleable and don't know anything.

00:23:03.420 The slope is a little wet.

00:23:05.860 Pretty slippery.

00:23:07.260 Pretty slippery over here.

00:23:08.420 Are we on a slip and slide, dude?

00:23:09.880 Yeah.

00:23:10.380 Are we on a straight line down?

00:23:11.760 It seems like we're accelerating down this slippery slope.

00:23:15.900 And it used to be, whatever we do in the bedroom's our business.

00:23:20.220 Whatever people do behind the closed doors is their right to do it.

00:23:24.720 Not anymore.

00:23:25.740 Front and center now, and the kids have to agree.

00:23:27.860 You have to bring your kids and sacrifice them to it.

00:23:30.180 Yep.

00:23:30.840 Don't ask, don't tell.

00:23:32.340 Now it's show and tell and groom and mold.

00:23:36.240 And then soon participate and then soon be directly involved.

00:23:39.460 And then soon, LGBTQIA plus the P from plus becomes the P for pedophile.

00:23:46.480 The plus becomes the P.

00:23:48.000 You know it's coming, guys.

00:23:49.020 You know it's coming.

00:23:49.920 You know it is.

00:23:50.500 Give it a few months.

00:23:51.520 Give it a year.

00:23:52.500 That will be more mainstream.

00:23:54.460 Moving on, Chucky the doll.

00:23:56.080 You know the doll that kills everybody?

00:23:57.920 Yeah, murder doll.

00:23:58.780 Murder doll.

00:23:59.440 We've talked about Chucky before.

00:24:01.180 It turns out he's an LGBTQ ally.

00:24:05.000 Yeah.

00:24:05.480 Which makes sense.

00:24:06.400 There's a new Chucky TV series, I think, on SyFy.

00:24:09.540 On SyFy.

00:24:10.980 And the gay people are running the show.

00:24:14.000 Yeah.

00:24:14.380 They absolutely adopted Chucky as one of theirs.

00:24:17.940 He's an ally, which makes sense because he's evil.

00:24:21.300 He's a direct demon spawn, I think is his backstory.

00:24:24.520 Yeah.

00:24:25.140 And he's bad.

00:24:26.820 Yeah.

00:24:27.000 And then it's like, what would the bad, evil demon spawn doll do?

00:24:31.120 Yeah.

00:24:31.460 Change your gender.

00:24:32.400 You encourage the kids to do LGBT stuff.

00:24:34.480 Yeah.

00:24:34.640 So, yeah, what are some of the things from the article?

00:24:37.900 Well, so basically, it said that, is Chucky LGBTQ plus?

00:24:43.280 Series creator Don Mancini sees Chucky as much more than just a queer ally.

00:24:48.700 Chucky season one sees our favorite pint-sized serial killer exploring his sexuality.

00:24:52.680 And they're making it, and apparently in this, Chucky possesses people, and he possesses a woman.

00:24:58.860 And so they're like, whoa, he's fluid.

00:25:00.520 He can go anywhere.

00:25:01.920 So they're basically just like shoehorning in all their personal agenda into Chucky.

00:25:05.720 And then, so Chucky, you know, Chucky always attaches himself to a kid, right?

00:25:11.360 Who needs a friend or whatever.

00:25:13.260 And so Chucky, his friend is Jake.

00:25:16.860 And we'll play this without audio, but here's the Jake having a gay kiss with his buddy.

00:25:21.320 And so eventually, Chucky, his dad's homophobic or doesn't, you know, doesn't want him kissing dudes when he's 12.

00:25:31.200 And so Chucky has to kill him.

00:25:32.980 He kills Jake's homophobic father.

00:25:35.300 Which is like, becomes like what, a Dexter righteous kill?

00:25:38.660 Yeah, that's what they're saying.

00:25:39.940 Yeah.

00:25:40.160 They're saying, Chucky's bad, but sometimes he kills people for good reasons.

00:25:43.620 Well, that's part of it.

00:25:44.400 That's why they always, that's why what Chucky's always done, you know?

00:25:47.300 And it's like, that guy's a dick.

00:25:49.240 And now it's like homophobic.

00:25:50.840 So, of course.

00:25:51.780 And so basically, Chucky, it's all these women and like the showrunners and like these women having an interview on Skype talking about how Chucky's more than an ally.

00:25:59.640 And Chucky has always been gay friendly and kind of just like rewriting history to whatever the hell they want.

00:26:05.720 And we're going to play a line from the movie that just shows you what these people are doing with the literal puppets to give their message that they like.

00:26:15.900 So.

00:26:17.400 You know, I have a queer kid.

00:26:22.440 You have a kid.

00:26:24.780 Gender fluid.

00:26:27.500 And you're cool with it.

00:26:30.640 I'm not a monster, Jake.

00:26:32.500 Gender fluid.

00:26:36.760 Gender fluid in the voice.

00:26:39.300 And then the monster, he kills people.

00:26:41.940 He's a murderous little rat, but he's not a monster because he's pro LGBT.

00:26:46.920 He's an ally, guys.

00:26:48.560 The puppet is telling you what to do.

00:26:51.840 Yeah.

00:26:52.160 Isn't that weird?

00:26:53.320 Just another thing.

00:26:54.440 And it's funny because I was thinking about this before.

00:26:56.420 Like, you know, Pepe the Frog.

00:26:57.660 Pepe the Frog was just some, like, French guy or some French illustrator who's like, oh, Pepe, he's a character.

00:27:04.800 And then it got totally, like, repurposed to, like, the 4chan type community, like, right wing.

00:27:10.100 It just became a meme, like, where people were using it for memes against what the creator wanted.

00:27:14.800 And I feel like this is their version of that.

00:27:17.660 They got to this one.

00:27:18.620 Like, we got Chucky now.

00:27:19.780 Chucky's ours.

00:27:20.620 He's gay.

00:27:21.300 He's an ally.

00:27:22.900 So whoever liked him who's not really down with that stuff, you're out.

00:27:26.580 Good luck.

00:27:27.720 So I guess it's a battle for these characters.

00:27:30.400 Yeah.

00:27:30.540 And one side wins a lot of them.

00:27:32.880 And then every once in a while, we steal one and kind of break it off.

00:27:36.320 Yeah.

00:27:36.660 So Chucky.

00:27:37.500 Like Christian Bale in American Psycho.

00:27:40.540 American Psycho.

00:27:41.300 Yeah.

00:27:41.500 We got him.

00:27:42.600 We drafted him early.

00:27:43.620 That was a good get.

00:27:44.600 Same with Gosling in Drive.

00:27:46.100 A couple others.

00:27:47.600 Yeah.

00:27:47.960 Wouldn't you not want to side with the villain?

00:27:51.900 Are they trying to, like, rewrite his backstory to make him, like, a Dexter type where he's not, like, a bad guy anymore?

00:27:57.740 Hey, I don't know.

00:27:58.480 I'm not going to get into it.

00:27:59.520 Maybe we watch some.

00:28:00.640 We'll watch some.

00:28:01.480 Maybe we watch a little, come back, circle back to Chucky.

00:28:04.060 Somewhat related to this, there was a woman in Brazil who married a rag doll.

00:28:08.020 Yeah, that was bad.

00:28:09.060 That was bad.

00:28:10.420 It was, like, some single lady.

00:28:11.720 She was frustrated.

00:28:12.480 And then her mother made a doll for her, which she liked, and then married it.

00:28:16.700 And then it gets dark.

00:28:19.080 I'm going to go through a little bit of this article just for fun.

00:28:21.240 So, it basically all started because she didn't have a foro dancer.

00:28:24.640 So, I guess that's some Brazilian dance thing they do where you need a partner.

00:28:29.140 And then I think the mom was doing a bit and got her this dressed up guy in a tuxedo with a mustache.

00:28:35.620 Named Mauricio?

00:28:36.800 Yeah, named Marcelo.

00:28:38.420 Marcelo.

00:28:38.820 And so, it said they've reportedly, so she fell in love at first sight with the doll, with Marcelo.

00:28:46.640 And he is a man I always wanted in my life, she said.

00:28:50.080 After being together for several months, Moreas discovered that she was pregnant.

00:28:55.220 It's true.

00:28:55.800 Marcelo got me pregnant.

00:28:56.920 He didn't take care of himself, and he didn't use a condom.

00:28:59.520 He got me pregnant.

00:29:00.480 I took the test.

00:29:01.200 It was positive.

00:29:01.840 I couldn't believe it.

00:29:02.860 They're really painting the picture here.

00:29:04.340 Not wanting to have a baby out of wedlock, the couple decided to make things official and get married.

00:29:09.700 And it said, the wedding was a wonderful day for me.

00:29:11.540 Very important.

00:29:12.120 Blah, blah, blah.

00:29:13.120 Apparently, 250 people attended the wedding.

00:29:16.280 I would have gone to that.

00:29:17.660 That's good action.

00:29:18.620 Yeah.

00:29:18.840 That's crazy.

00:29:20.080 I would have definitely gone to that.

00:29:21.280 And then, so, after the honeymoon, they took a honeymoon.

00:29:23.880 And after the honeymoon, the couple welcomed their doll child on May 21st.

00:29:28.520 Marcelino.

00:29:29.720 35 minutes at home.

00:29:31.060 After 35 minutes at home, I didn't feel the contractions and pain, she claimed.

00:29:34.720 Seeing the placenta and umbilical cord in the blood made it all real.

00:29:37.860 He was here in 35 minutes, and he is great.

00:29:39.740 Here's a picture of her with Marcelino.

00:29:42.220 There he is.

00:29:43.220 The little baby.

00:29:44.680 Yeah, definitely takes after the father.

00:29:47.000 So, what do you think is the irony line here?

00:29:50.180 Is she doing a bit on the news?

00:29:52.900 Is she semi-committed and in?

00:29:55.320 Like, who's pranking who?

00:29:57.180 Because we're laughing at her.

00:29:58.780 The media wants us to laugh and have a good chuckle at her.

00:30:01.180 But she could be like, Nathan, for you in this whole thing.

00:30:03.520 That's what I'm saying.

00:30:04.200 She could be behind this and being like, I'm going to see who runs with this.

00:30:07.040 But she kind of, it has to be a bit from her.

00:30:09.280 I think it is.

00:30:10.380 And if it's not, then it's like, we're really propping up these mentally ill people and telling

00:30:17.680 them that their mental illness is normal, which is also something we've seen from Cringe

00:30:21.480 of the Week a lot with all the trans stuff.

00:30:23.180 We see a lot of that these days.

00:30:24.380 There's a meme.

00:30:25.080 If you go to the doctor and say, I want to cut my arm off, they'll go, no, you're crazy.

00:30:28.760 If you go to the doctor and say, oh, you know, and you're anorexic.

00:30:34.040 And the doctor will say, hey, you're anorexic.

00:30:36.380 You need to eat food.

00:30:37.560 You know, you're crazy.

00:30:39.080 You're not as fat as you think.

00:30:40.900 If you go to the doctor and say, I'm dating Marcelo.

00:30:44.420 This is Marcelino.

00:30:45.660 I just gave birth.

00:30:46.560 Can you check it out down there?

00:30:48.140 What are they going to say?

00:30:48.700 Yes, you did.

00:30:49.660 Everything's great.

00:30:50.600 This is normal.

00:30:51.440 You have a little new baby.

00:30:52.900 Congrats.

00:30:53.380 Yeah.

00:30:54.000 Start paying taxes.

00:30:54.920 So here's my question now is, what do they take you away for?

00:30:58.760 What do you go to like the loony bin for?

00:31:02.800 It has to be like voices are telling me to do bad things.

00:31:05.620 That's it.

00:31:06.240 And that's the only thing.

00:31:07.260 I think it has to be like after you've gone too far already.

00:31:10.580 You already have to have committed a crime.

00:31:12.140 So your voices in your head told you to do something.

00:31:13.660 You drove your car into the supermarket and you crashed and tried to kill people.

00:31:16.760 It's like you're going away.

00:31:18.180 Because I don't see very many reasons now.

00:31:20.980 I see a lot of acceptance and not a lot of shipping them off to the loony bin.

00:31:25.280 You go to the doctor and say, hey, I'm a girl, but I want to be a boy.

00:31:29.220 They go, okay, yeah, I can fix that for you.

00:31:31.640 Okay, let's talk.

00:31:32.800 Yeah.

00:31:33.040 It's not.

00:31:33.960 So absolutely crazy.

00:31:35.520 What a story.

00:31:36.500 We're trying to, I was trying to get in touch with her to interview her, but she's.

00:31:39.620 You find her on Instagram or anything?

00:31:41.000 I had some people working on it, but couldn't get there.

00:31:43.680 Next time.

00:31:44.280 Nah, hopefully.

00:31:44.720 Well, we wish her and Marcello and Marcelino the best.

00:31:47.620 Yeah.

00:31:48.340 It really, they really painted a picture.

00:31:51.560 I think the girl just probably has like this weird codependent thing with her mom, maybe.

00:31:55.880 Yeah.

00:31:56.220 And the mom's like, oh, here's this doll.

00:31:57.920 And the girl's like, like her brain isn't developed.

00:32:00.620 And it's just like, yep, my mom gave me this.

00:32:02.860 This is an extension of my mom.

00:32:04.820 I need to marry this doll to make my mom happy.

00:32:07.740 I don't know.

00:32:08.200 But so then it's not a joke.

00:32:09.700 Then it wasn't a joke.

00:32:11.220 That's me saying, that's like me attributing mental illness.

00:32:14.060 Okay.

00:32:14.400 And then like, that's what I think happened.

00:32:16.680 If it's not all a huge bit.

00:32:18.680 Okay.

00:32:18.880 If it's a whole huge bit and she's in on it.

00:32:21.520 Love a good bit.

00:32:22.460 Bravo.

00:32:23.280 Congrats.

00:32:23.780 Well done.

00:32:24.220 Next part of Cringe of the Week.

00:32:25.820 Teacher comes out to four-year-olds.

00:32:29.780 Trans teacher.

00:32:30.640 Trans teacher comes out to four-year-olds.

00:32:33.760 Today on the last day, I finally decided to come out to my kids.

00:32:36.980 Who are you talking to?

00:32:38.360 Jake from Straight Farm.

00:32:40.640 That's my first instinct on this voice.

00:32:42.320 It could be beautiful.

00:32:43.420 Today on the last day, I finally decided to come out to my kids.

00:32:46.800 And my kids are older.

00:32:47.820 They're four and five.

00:32:49.660 Older.

00:32:50.380 Yeah.

00:32:50.960 First of all, my kids, which is a recurring theme.

00:32:53.340 And then older.

00:32:54.860 So the four and five-year-olds are older kids.

00:32:57.760 That means she has access to younger kids as well.

00:33:00.080 To two and three?

00:33:01.060 The thing I did is just read them a book about this teddy bear that kind of comes out as a trans girl.

00:33:06.700 And it's really nice.

00:33:07.740 And it's very simple.

00:33:08.880 They understood it right away.

00:33:10.640 And I think what made me cry the most was that afterwards, like, I kind of looked at them.

00:33:14.640 And there was just this silence in the room.

00:33:16.080 And I just thought, like, oh, my God.

00:33:17.260 Now they see me as a totally different person.

00:33:20.240 And before this, they loved me.

00:33:22.160 I was such, you know, one of their favorite teachers.

00:33:25.000 And it felt so good to have that.

00:33:27.180 And I think that's one of the biggest fears I had is that as soon as they found out about me, they would lose all love for me.

00:33:33.040 And then one of my kids breaks the silence.

00:33:35.000 And she gets up.

00:33:35.880 And she just is like, she just hugs me.

00:33:38.120 And she's just like, everyone give Ruti a hug.

00:33:40.560 And they all came.

00:33:41.480 And they gave me a hug.

00:33:42.340 And she was just like, we love you.

00:33:44.140 Like, we love you so much.

00:33:46.500 Touching the kids a lot.

00:33:48.700 Hugs.

00:33:49.140 I never hugged my teacher.

00:33:50.180 I don't think I ever touched one of my teachers.

00:33:52.680 And then you'd hug your teacher if, like, something really bad happened.

00:33:56.320 Yeah.

00:33:56.540 And they needed to kind of be your mom for a second.

00:33:58.720 Yeah.

00:33:59.420 Or if it was, like, the last day of school.

00:34:01.280 But these kids are emotionally supporting the teacher.

00:34:04.320 Yeah.

00:34:04.740 It's like, waiting for the reaction, too.

00:34:07.920 And being like, so?

00:34:09.700 Can you imagine if one of the kids was like, ew, that's weird.

00:34:12.880 Like, she would spiral.

00:34:14.280 Oh, and that kid would get an F.

00:34:16.140 He'd be bullied.

00:34:17.580 Not bullied, but, like, he'd be singled out.

00:34:20.100 100% singled out.

00:34:21.420 And the kid could do that.

00:34:22.560 You're four years old.

00:34:23.280 You could not get what's going on.

00:34:24.640 And go, ew, what does that mean?

00:34:26.140 That's weird.

00:34:26.920 So true.

00:34:27.260 So it's like, her self-health, her perspective, everything relies on, like, being positively

00:34:35.500 perceived and this message positively received by the kids who are four.

00:34:40.700 And she's crying.

00:34:42.680 It's just like, no, there's another peek behind the curtain.

00:34:46.780 Yeah.

00:34:47.000 My kids, again.

00:34:48.200 We see the same themes in a lot of these.

00:34:49.880 Yeah.

00:34:50.080 Seeking validation from children.

00:34:52.160 If they didn't accept you, you would have spiraled even worse.

00:34:55.580 There's, like, that's the part.

00:34:57.920 Where do you think that comes from?

00:34:59.460 Like, why do you think they need that so much?

00:35:01.620 Is it because this type of person doesn't have many real friends in real life?

00:35:05.580 Yeah.

00:35:06.280 Or they think they're so self-centered in their own life that they think that everything

00:35:10.280 has to be, like, a litmus test of how progressive people are.

00:35:14.280 Yeah.

00:35:14.500 And how accepting.

00:35:15.380 And it starts at every age or whatever.

00:35:16.840 And this person can't separate their personal life from their job.

00:35:20.080 From their work life.

00:35:20.540 And their work life has come to a point where, like, that's okay and you're allowed to talk

00:35:24.820 about stuff.

00:35:25.580 And she sees the kids as her peers.

00:35:27.700 For sure.

00:35:28.120 So, it's like, oh, I'm going to tell you guys something.

00:35:30.140 I hope you accept me.

00:35:31.280 It's like, you're talking to four-year-olds.

00:35:33.680 I have a niece who's four, I think, or three or four.

00:35:37.360 And it's like, you can say, hey, dinosaur.

00:35:40.560 And she'll go, oh, rah.

00:35:42.280 You go, oh, bird.

00:35:43.360 And she'll go, oh, bird.

00:35:44.720 Cluck, cluck.

00:35:45.100 It's like, there's no, you don't have to really, you don't have to bring it.

00:35:49.560 You don't have to.

00:35:50.560 You don't have to be on your A game.

00:35:52.020 They're not going to, like, catch you and be like, wait, you said the different thing yesterday.

00:35:54.660 Yeah.

00:35:55.420 And it's like, the reaction that they gave was really important to her having a good

00:36:02.020 day.

00:36:02.620 Oh, yeah.

00:36:03.120 And if she didn't, if someone said, ew, that doesn't make sense.

00:36:05.920 Or, oh, no, you're a boy.

00:36:08.200 That would have, like, done damage to her.

00:36:10.500 How mentally tough can you be if that's the way you live?

00:36:14.860 How can you teach kids and be in charge of children if you couldn't handle a little bit

00:36:19.960 of pushback from a literal toddler?

00:36:22.580 Yeah.

00:36:23.000 So here's the next thought exercise.

00:36:25.140 What do you think was more important to this person?

00:36:28.760 The genuine reaction from the kids or the ability to post and talk about it on social media after

00:36:36.420 the fact?

00:36:36.940 100% that one.

00:36:37.940 Okay.

00:36:38.480 And, but also, the reaction from the kids was important.

00:36:42.060 Yeah.

00:36:42.660 But it's like, it was all for that.

00:36:44.340 It was all for the video.

00:36:45.500 It was all for, like, the...

00:36:46.900 And if it was negative, she would have been like, oh, like, this Republican, this kid with

00:36:51.220 Republican parents said this.

00:36:53.260 Like, it would have been that.

00:36:54.120 My dad says you're freaks.

00:36:57.320 Exactly.

00:36:58.240 All right.

00:36:58.700 That's my kid.

00:36:59.020 Next clip.

00:36:59.880 Dating red flags.

00:37:01.300 This person's interviewed on the street.

00:37:03.960 When you're dating someone, what's one of the biggest red flags?

00:37:06.340 Being white.

00:37:07.560 Okay.

00:37:08.720 So would a green flag be being black then?

00:37:11.180 Anything but white.

00:37:12.140 Anything but white is a green flag?

00:37:14.740 Sure.

00:37:15.620 That's interesting.

00:37:16.700 But you can just say that and it's okay.

00:37:19.480 Yeah.

00:37:20.100 Isn't that weird?

00:37:21.160 I don't think anybody would have said that 10 years ago.

00:37:24.100 So it almost seems like some sort of thing is happening.

00:37:26.440 And, like, the white hate and white...

00:37:29.060 I guess it was driven by jealousy at first.

00:37:31.180 But the hate and the dehumanization.

00:37:34.680 Remember, we've often brought out the steps of genocide.

00:37:38.440 Dehumanization.

00:37:38.980 I think we're on the bottom of that one.

00:37:40.760 Yeah.

00:37:41.060 We're towards the next step.

00:37:42.740 Yeah.

00:37:42.920 Which is, like, open violence or whatever.

00:37:44.580 Yeah.

00:37:44.780 Soon.

00:37:45.120 Well, we've seen that, too.

00:37:46.220 Yeah.

00:37:46.660 And that...

00:37:47.660 Exactly.

00:37:48.240 That comment is obviously insane.

00:37:51.280 And it's interesting...

00:37:52.320 And that girl stands by it so hard, too.

00:37:53.560 She stands by it.

00:37:54.180 She thinks she's right.

00:37:54.840 And I'm sure she gets evidence in her life of, like, white people being rude to her because she's racist to white people.

00:38:02.260 She hates white people.

00:38:03.580 She acts, like, probably a certain way to white people.

00:38:06.800 Negative attitude.

00:38:07.340 Negative attitude.

00:38:08.160 Negative energy.

00:38:09.160 It's probably perceived, received.

00:38:11.580 White people probably go, I don't know, like, this girl sucks.

00:38:14.700 Give her an attitude back.

00:38:16.100 Then she gets the attitude back and goes, oh, these white people are being rude to me because I'm brown.

00:38:21.220 They're racist, like I said in my head.

00:38:23.080 But when it's like you actually manifested the whole problem by leading with the bad energy and the bad assumptions.

00:38:28.580 Oh, for sure.

00:38:28.980 Oh, they're white.

00:38:29.860 They're racist.

00:38:30.640 They're bad.

00:38:31.300 And you approach them like this with really bad energy.

00:38:32.880 And they just go, ugh, like, I don't want to talk to you.

00:38:35.020 Oh, you want to talk to me?

00:38:35.740 Why?

00:38:35.880 Because I'm brown?

00:38:36.660 Yeah.

00:38:36.900 It's like, whoa, lady, you're crazy.

00:38:38.840 Yeah.

00:38:39.140 So definitely not a red flag to be white.

00:38:42.540 If you had said that about any other race, obviously, you're in jail.

00:38:45.600 Yeah.

00:38:46.340 It's a George Floyd situation.

00:38:48.000 You're on the list.

00:38:48.340 You're on the hate crime list.

00:38:49.340 You're talking to Congress.

00:38:51.080 Yeah.

00:38:51.460 You're talking to Congress.

00:38:52.200 They got you in front of everybody.

00:38:53.180 You're talking to Congress.

00:38:54.360 CNN's talking to you about you.

00:38:56.580 Elizabeth Warren's trying to pin you down on a quote you said.

00:38:59.720 Yeah.

00:39:00.180 All of a sudden.

00:39:00.880 So real red flags in dating.

00:39:03.100 I just have a couple.

00:39:03.900 And I have some green flags, too.

00:39:05.120 Okay.

00:39:05.820 Red flag.

00:39:06.740 Bad tipper.

00:39:08.140 Someone who doesn't leave a nice tip at the restaurant.

00:39:10.320 I actually had an ex-girlfriend who had a friend who was a horrible tipper and was a server themselves.

00:39:16.680 Ooh.

00:39:17.000 And so that was a weird disconnect for me.

00:39:19.720 Server yourself, but then, like, leaving 5%.

00:39:22.240 Could you imagine?

00:39:23.540 Yeah.

00:39:24.000 That is not good.

00:39:24.800 You know who's notoriously bad tippers?

00:39:26.520 Who?

00:39:28.680 We shouldn't say it.

00:39:29.980 I'm not gonna.

00:39:31.760 It's a trap.

00:39:32.780 If you're a server, let us know if there's anybody who's, like, a terrible tipper.

00:39:36.880 Like, any group.

00:39:37.680 Like, you know, maybe old white guys.

00:39:39.380 Maybe young, like, Vietnamese people.

00:39:42.560 If there's any demo that doesn't tip, just let us know.

00:39:44.680 Put it in the comments.

00:39:45.680 Yeah.

00:39:46.400 And I'm assuming.

00:39:47.360 And you might cut that from the episode.

00:39:48.720 No, I think it's going in.

00:39:50.060 And I'm assuming you mean Europeans.

00:39:51.620 Because it's built into the tab or whatever.

00:39:54.420 They don't believe in it.

00:39:55.960 Messy car.

00:39:57.200 Red flag.

00:39:57.920 Messy car for a girl, especially, is tough.

00:39:59.860 Red flag.

00:40:00.740 Guy less so, right?

00:40:02.060 If you're messy, then it's like, I'm messy, too.

00:40:04.900 We're just gonna create a tornado of a house.

00:40:08.020 Yeah.

00:40:08.180 It's gonna get bad.

00:40:09.180 It's gonna spiral up and nobody's cleaning it.

00:40:10.820 Not over their ex.

00:40:11.960 That's obvious.

00:40:12.840 That's an easy one.

00:40:14.040 Drinks too much.

00:40:15.560 Girls who drink too much and get drunk and fall down.

00:40:18.620 Not good.

00:40:19.400 Red flag.

00:40:20.180 Nose ring.

00:40:21.420 Usually not good.

00:40:23.320 They're pretending to be a nice girl, but they're actually a hoe.

00:40:26.900 Not good.

00:40:27.720 Yeah, you're getting pretty.

00:40:29.080 You're going hard here.

00:40:30.000 Oh, you know, there's, like, a type where it's like,

00:40:31.440 Oh, I'm the best, nicest girl ever.

00:40:33.740 And I just wanna get married.

00:40:35.080 I'm sweet, simple old me.

00:40:36.400 And it's like, I've seen you do some crazy shit.

00:40:40.140 It's like, let's get you drunk and dancing and see who we're really dealing with.

00:40:44.000 Pull the mask off.

00:40:45.600 Like Scooby-Doo.

00:40:48.400 Serial daters.

00:40:49.420 Girls who always have a boyfriend just to have a boyfriend.

00:40:51.980 Yeah.

00:40:52.260 That's never good.

00:40:53.200 Because you don't want someone who just dates anybody.

00:40:55.280 Some green flags.

00:40:56.640 Someone who believes in God.

00:40:57.980 Someone who likes their dad.

00:40:59.760 Someone who likes the music you like.

00:41:01.500 Someone who tells you what they like from the podcast you have.

00:41:04.100 Someone who thinks you're handsome, even though you're a combination of Hagrid and Shrek put together.

00:41:10.340 Yes.

00:41:10.860 Those are green flags.

00:41:12.020 That's more tailored to you, I think.

00:41:13.800 All those green flags.

00:41:15.340 But that's okay.

00:41:16.500 It's for you.

00:41:17.320 That's what I know.

00:41:18.500 That's what the podcast is about.

00:41:19.800 So if you see a girl, if you see like a girl and she has a dad who's like a fat bearded guy, do you go, oh yeah.

00:41:28.420 Well, I could.

00:41:29.380 She could love me.

00:41:30.360 Kind of.

00:41:30.760 If she loves this fat guy, she could love me.

00:41:32.980 It sounds crazy, but yeah, especially after Father's Day last weekend, like everyone's posting pictures of their dads.

00:41:42.940 And then you see a girl shot with, like, and then you see a fit dad who's like runs a 10K and you're like, okay, not me.

00:41:48.800 I'm not the guy.

00:41:49.400 Some skinny girl with a skinny dad who's like does triathlons.

00:41:51.740 It's like, oh.

00:41:52.560 Then you see some girl with some fat fuck dad who's like cooking something or on the grill.

00:41:56.720 And it's like, she might see something in me.

00:42:00.760 She has the capability of loving me.

00:42:02.620 A hundred percent.

00:42:03.660 If you can love that fat fuck, you can love this fat fuck.

00:42:07.360 Moving on to the last clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:42:10.940 These singers.

00:42:12.400 Old timey.

00:42:13.040 Old timey European singers.

00:42:21.820 I'm going to stop this, actually.

00:42:23.960 Cut.

00:42:24.860 This is the first time I've ever aborted a clip.

00:42:28.920 That's not cringe.

00:42:30.300 Yeah.

00:42:30.620 I went too far.

00:42:31.480 I'm trying to be mean, I guess.

00:42:34.360 It's not good.

00:42:35.700 It's not a good attribute.

00:42:37.600 These people are into something that I'm not into.

00:42:40.380 I'm even kind of.

00:42:41.120 I like musicals.

00:42:42.080 So it's not even out of the world.

00:42:44.040 Not even out of the realm.

00:42:46.540 I went too far.

00:42:47.920 I was too judgy.

00:42:49.500 These are nice people.

00:42:50.540 Singing.

00:42:50.860 Yeah.

00:42:51.500 You're going to roast these guys?

00:42:52.760 Yeah.

00:42:53.100 They do their outfit.

00:42:53.960 They come and do their little tune.

00:42:55.420 It's too far.

00:42:56.120 I went too far.

00:42:56.860 Good for them.

00:42:57.580 Good for them.

00:42:58.180 They have a nice little hobby.

00:42:59.420 They're probably a couple.

00:43:00.660 There's no kids in drag queens.

00:43:03.540 Your kids can go watch them sing.

00:43:05.800 They got their makeup on, their outfits on, and it's not inappropriate.

00:43:09.220 It's not cringe.

00:43:10.840 I apologize.

00:43:12.160 That video's fine.

00:43:13.820 You guys are talented.

00:43:14.960 I'm sorry for almost making fun of you.

00:43:16.440 Enjoy your hobby.

00:43:17.280 Enjoy your time.

00:43:18.640 It's going great.

00:43:19.800 All right.

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00:44:49.440 Let's get back to Urban Decay.

00:44:51.900 All right.

00:44:52.560 Which takes us to Urban Decay.

00:44:54.200 This is a dark Urban Decay section.

00:44:56.320 We got a lot of papers for Urban Decay.

00:44:58.520 This first fight from Urban Decay is unreal.

00:45:02.140 It's a New York City fight.

00:45:03.980 New York is lovely this time of year.

00:45:05.800 I used to live in New York City.

00:45:07.360 I used to love taking walks down West 4th into the village.

00:45:11.440 Getting a coffee.

00:45:13.040 Maybe an egg sandwich.

00:45:14.380 Smart.

00:45:14.900 Let's see what's going on.

00:45:16.100 Run into Sarah Jessica Parker.

00:45:16.820 Yep.

00:45:17.680 Richard Rappoy and I ran into Sarah Jessica Parker one time in New York when I was playing hooky from work.

00:45:22.400 And we walked in and she was like, looked at us and it was like, we're not going to do anything.

00:45:28.420 We're not Sarah Jessica Parker fans.

00:45:30.540 Don't worry about it.

00:45:30.900 And really quick story.

00:45:31.880 This is a really quick story.

00:45:32.700 Get your coffee.

00:45:34.020 So I was at work.

00:45:35.460 Richard Rappoy came to visit on a Friday.

00:45:38.020 I was on like an equities desk, like an important job.

00:45:40.960 But it was Friday.

00:45:41.540 So it was a little slow in the summer, I think.

00:45:43.760 And I knew every day my boss came in and then went to his office, went to the bathroom, came to his seat.

00:45:51.460 So I saw him coming in.

00:45:52.960 He went into his office.

00:45:54.180 I went to the bathroom.

00:45:55.580 Front ram.

00:45:56.300 He came into the bathroom.

00:45:57.880 Of course.

00:45:58.740 So I'm in the stall.

00:46:00.040 I'm going.

00:46:01.480 And I'm making myself throw up.

00:46:04.020 Then I go back to my desk and he comes back to the desk and he's like, yeah, someone's throwing up in the bathroom.

00:46:09.480 I was like, that was me.

00:46:11.320 I'm not really feeling good.

00:46:12.860 I think I got the flu or something.

00:46:14.880 And he's like, you need to go home right now.

00:46:16.980 And I was like, okay.

00:46:18.980 And then Richard Rappoy was like outside.

00:46:21.380 He met me outside.

00:46:22.560 Italian job.

00:46:23.660 Walked up town.

00:46:24.860 Got an egg sandwich.

00:46:25.680 Saw SJP.

00:46:27.020 Had a day.

00:46:27.840 Those were the good old days.

00:46:28.620 Those were the good old days.

00:46:29.560 That was fun.

00:46:30.220 Yeah.

00:46:30.380 It's actually sick.

00:46:32.140 Sickly committed to getting out of work that day.

00:46:33.900 That's a real George Costanza move.

00:46:35.780 Like that is how you get it done.

00:46:38.000 It is.

00:46:38.680 So New York City fight.

00:46:40.040 This first fight is absolutely insane.

00:46:43.300 Look what happens here.

00:46:47.280 Just two dudes fighting in the street.

00:46:50.080 Pretty bad fight.

00:46:51.500 Camera pan.

00:46:52.360 And there's...

00:46:54.740 And there's...

00:46:55.740 He's taking a dump back there.

00:47:00.280 He's taking a dump back there.

00:47:02.920 Taking a shit.

00:47:05.980 So there's a fight.

00:47:07.240 And then...

00:47:07.740 He's wiping his ass.

00:47:10.120 He's taking a dump back there.

00:47:12.200 Dude.

00:47:12.900 And someone walks out and just sees it.

00:47:14.520 And it's like, eh, normal day.

00:47:16.660 No big deal.

00:47:17.240 He's sniffing his hands.

00:47:18.640 Yeah.

00:47:20.700 He's taking a dump back there.

00:47:22.620 I think that guy wiped his ass with leaves.

00:47:24.740 Yeah, he did.

00:47:25.720 He threw them on the ground.

00:47:26.840 He threw them.

00:47:27.640 Smelled them.

00:47:28.140 Threw them.

00:47:28.420 Your dog goes and sniffs that.

00:47:29.940 Or maybe rolls in it.

00:47:31.100 Gets his paws on it and brings it back into your apartment.

00:47:33.440 Mm-hmm.

00:47:33.860 Jumps on your bed.

00:47:35.000 Good times.

00:47:35.840 Yeah.

00:47:36.340 Ugh.

00:47:36.880 That could have been good for what happens next section.

00:47:39.740 Ugh.

00:47:40.100 I know.

00:47:40.720 How do you...

00:47:41.260 You use the leopard that doesn't do anything, but...

00:47:43.800 What happens next?

00:47:44.560 The guy gets knocked out.

00:47:45.800 You know, head ran over.

00:47:46.960 Police intervene, yeah.

00:47:48.220 Police.

00:47:48.880 There's a person shitting.

00:47:49.880 There's a homeless guy shitting and wiping with leaves.

00:47:52.160 Next clip.

00:47:52.720 This comes out of Chicago.

00:47:54.140 Chicago, Chicago.

00:47:54.980 That toddlin' town.

00:47:56.120 Chicago, Chicago.

00:47:56.820 I'll show you around.

00:47:57.820 Oh, the windy city where the lights are bright.

00:48:02.140 Yeah.

00:48:02.520 Frank Sinatra, a big Chicago fan.

00:48:05.000 Let's see where the city's gone to.

00:48:06.680 Yeah.

00:48:06.880 Let's see.

00:48:09.300 A little torque.

00:48:10.460 A little torque on the car.

00:48:11.640 Nope.

00:48:11.900 Get fully on it.

00:48:13.500 On top of the car.

00:48:15.480 Woo!

00:48:16.960 Jumping.

00:48:18.540 Poor old guy in the car.

00:48:20.200 Look at this freeze frame.

00:48:21.300 No way!

00:48:22.660 Poor old man.

00:48:23.700 Has no idea what to do.

00:48:26.280 Don't you guys have a curfew?

00:48:28.440 Isn't there a...

00:48:29.020 Don't you guys have to be, like, inside somewhere?

00:48:32.680 Yeah.

00:48:32.960 Isn't there a curfew for this neighborhood?

00:48:35.040 Yeah.

00:48:35.300 Beetlejuice did a curfew.

00:48:36.480 Poor guy.

00:48:37.580 Sir, come on down to Sarasota, Florida.

00:48:39.820 All the houses are $2 million.

00:48:41.620 Just come move to Florida and get out of Chicago.

00:48:44.760 Yeah.

00:48:45.120 You don't need to be there.

00:48:46.080 You don't need to be there, old man.

00:48:47.560 Yeah.

00:48:48.380 And I would just obviously steadily move forward and never stop.

00:48:52.720 You can't stop.

00:48:53.480 Yeah.

00:48:53.820 And then good luck.

00:48:54.760 Good luck.

00:48:55.140 Kim Foxx is prosecuting you.

00:48:57.020 Yeah.

00:48:57.460 You're in trouble.

00:48:58.060 She counted all the people twerking on your car, and she goes, that's 50 counts of hate

00:49:03.400 crime.

00:49:03.920 Yeah.

00:49:04.620 Isn't getting on top of someone's car like this illegal?

00:49:08.240 Of course it is.

00:49:09.420 I mean, it's damage.

00:49:10.700 I mean, you need damages, right?

00:49:12.680 Like, you need a damage to have a case in civil court.

00:49:15.820 Before the country got given away.

00:49:18.340 Yeah.

00:49:18.540 Like, if you did this in 1996, they'd go, oh, you're on top of this guy's car.

00:49:21.700 You're down.

00:49:22.360 You're arrested.

00:49:23.300 You.

00:49:23.880 Two of them.

00:49:24.780 Pull over here.

00:49:25.800 And the cops just grab you, throw you down.

00:49:28.640 Justfully arrest you.

00:49:30.460 And it's like, we're also told simultaneously that, like, black people are oppressed and

00:49:34.300 they're, like, treated like second-class citizens.

00:49:36.360 That doesn't look very oppressed to me.

00:49:37.980 Like, do whatever you want anywhere.

00:49:40.260 Do whatever you want anywhere.

00:49:41.700 The cops will see and not get you in trouble.

00:49:43.780 And you can attack people on the basis of race.

00:49:45.940 Doesn't seem like you're a second-class citizen anymore or oppressed anymore.

00:49:50.140 It looks like you guys are kind of on offense here.

00:49:51.980 You think they'd do this to a car of some young 20-something black guy with dreads?

00:49:56.440 You think they'd do the same thing?

00:49:57.600 Twerk on the car and fuck him up a little bit?

00:49:59.620 No.

00:50:00.060 Unless they said something.

00:50:02.040 Yeah.

00:50:02.300 I agree.

00:50:02.900 I don't think they would.

00:50:04.140 So, yeah.

00:50:04.640 This kind of looks pretty privileged to me.

00:50:06.640 Mm-hmm.

00:50:07.140 Doesn't seem to make much sense.

00:50:09.560 Yeah.

00:50:10.740 Yeah.

00:50:11.240 Poor guy.

00:50:12.200 They're allowed to do that.

00:50:13.660 Nothing gets done.

00:50:15.700 Nothing is illegal anymore.

00:50:16.980 Yep.

00:50:17.160 But they're oppressed.

00:50:18.660 Yeah.

00:50:19.740 Shannon Sharp should talk about this.

00:50:21.540 Yeah.

00:50:22.900 Speaking of no repercussions, Seattle has a major shopping cart situation.

00:50:30.060 Yeah.

00:50:31.000 This is an interesting story because I didn't know this type of stuff went on.

00:50:35.720 We obviously know that homeless people love using shopping carts, both as a bottle collection

00:50:40.600 and a possession holder.

00:50:41.880 They kind of just hoard one, grab it, move it around, has their winter coat, has all

00:50:46.060 their stuff, cardboard boxes.

00:50:48.320 But I'm just going to let this play.

00:50:50.420 It's called Shopping Cart Jail, a secluded, fenced-in lot hidden among the trees.

00:50:57.240 Hundreds of shopping carts.

00:50:58.940 If the stores want them back, they have to bail them out, $25 each.

00:51:03.920 The intent of the program was to reduce the amount of carts that had been abandoned.

00:51:08.820 The city passed a law four years ago to create a financial incentive for the stores to retrieve

00:51:13.820 their carts.

00:51:14.760 The drug addicts steal from the store, and then they steal the shopping cart, and they're

00:51:19.400 never held responsible for any of their actions.

00:51:21.600 David Zumwalt was homeless, an addict, and now a drug recovery counselor, and shot this

00:51:26.640 video inside the lot to prove a point.

00:51:28.900 There was hundreds, and most of them looked totally functional.

00:51:32.920 Because if the stores don't pay the $25 impound fee, the city says all of these carts will

00:51:38.400 be destroyed, and the stores will be charged for that too.

00:51:42.620 So the stores get robbed, the carts get robbed, and the store gets in trouble for not

00:51:49.240 keeping their carts in the store.

00:51:51.660 But the cops don't arrest anybody who does the robbing.

00:51:54.080 So the store is losing the products, the carts has to pay for the carts to get them back

00:51:58.320 or get fined for them being destroyed.

00:52:01.260 All those increased costs, who do you think eats that increased cost?

00:52:07.220 I think the store probably just operates at a loss.

00:52:09.720 Yeah.

00:52:10.060 And the car passes it on to the customers.

00:52:12.280 Yeah.

00:52:12.580 I mean, I'm joking.

00:52:13.280 Obviously, paying customers pay for that.

00:52:15.460 Yeah.

00:52:15.740 The cost is passed on.

00:52:16.960 You don't just lose money and go, well, I guess we're losing on shopping carts.

00:52:21.100 Yeah.

00:52:21.320 So basically, what I'm noticing from this and the way they're handling the street rats who

00:52:27.340 just steal is they're priming us to take matters into our own hands, where it's like people

00:52:34.340 are going to walk in the store, not even fast and smooth with it.

00:52:39.560 They just walk in, no face covering.

00:52:41.140 They just walk in, steal what they want, walk out.

00:52:43.700 No one does anything to stop them at the store.

00:52:45.760 The cops don't do anything to stop them.

00:52:47.600 If they do, they get released right away.

00:52:49.340 The DAs don't prosecute.

00:52:50.620 Of course.

00:52:51.320 So it's like, it's going to make people, it's going to make like good men just say,

00:52:56.000 you know what?

00:52:57.000 I'm going to, I'm going to stop this.

00:52:59.960 And I'm not saying that's good because it's probably going to lead to violence.

00:53:02.520 So I'm not going to condone that.

00:53:03.980 It's what, well, what happens?

00:53:05.100 It's like a power vacuum when no one is there to enforce anything.

00:53:08.540 Someone's all of a sudden you got a lawless zone in Seattle with AK 47s, you know, like,

00:53:13.340 yeah.

00:53:13.560 And we're going to see the other side fill that gap as well too.

00:53:16.380 Not the lawless, like tear this down side.

00:53:19.340 And I mean, this is the shopping cart thing.

00:53:21.600 To me, it's just like, okay, uh, you contribute to society.

00:53:26.720 We're the city.

00:53:27.860 So we contribute too.

00:53:29.440 And let's just, uh, work something out between us two while ignoring the criminal person who

00:53:34.700 does the bad stuff, you know?

00:53:36.100 And so it's like fines, whatever.

00:53:37.720 Um, but yeah, no, the homeless now, they, they never seem to get like the, the raw end of

00:53:44.660 it.

00:53:45.180 Yeah.

00:53:45.380 You know what I mean?

00:53:45.880 It's always just like, well, they're going to do what they're going to do.

00:53:48.300 And it's like, can we stop them?

00:53:49.900 Have we tried?

00:53:50.640 You're obviously fining us.

00:53:52.480 You're fining the, the supermarket, but you have cops, you have people.

00:53:56.240 What?

00:53:56.600 It's like assumed that it's just good.

00:53:58.160 It's just a standard operating procedure.

00:53:59.920 It's just, that's just built in.

00:54:01.680 The homeless are doing homeless stuff.

00:54:03.660 There's no attempt to correct it.

00:54:05.560 And it, go ahead.

00:54:07.440 Well, the city is talking about destroying the carts.

00:54:10.880 It's like, you can't just like put them on a truck and kind of wheel them back.

00:54:15.300 Yeah.

00:54:15.600 You know what I mean?

00:54:16.100 It's like that, that, that stupid logic point at the end where it's like, well, for us to

00:54:19.660 get you, we have to destroy the carts and recycle them.

00:54:23.480 And it's like, didn't you not arrest anyone who stole from me?

00:54:26.400 It's like, you're the ones who are having the cart problem.

00:54:29.920 And because of your criminal problem that you're not taking care of, which leads to

00:54:34.320 the cart problem.

00:54:34.940 And now you're like, what are all these carts from?

00:54:36.840 It's like, it's from you not arresting anybody.

00:54:38.920 It's, it's from you letting homelessness go crazy.

00:54:41.100 And it's like the social contract that we have with municipalities or cities is breaking

00:54:46.680 down because nobody can deliver on either side.

00:54:50.400 Well, the business owner can deliver.

00:54:52.280 They're just running a business.

00:54:53.340 Then they're, they're providing a service, right?

00:54:56.880 And so, you know, the social contracts breaking down.

00:54:59.780 The cities aren't doing what is promised and you've seen the results, like with Walgreens

00:55:05.600 in San Francisco, they're going to leave.

00:55:08.600 So, I mean, it's just urban decay 101, like without zero accountability to the one person

00:55:14.900 who should be accountable, the homeless street rat.

00:55:17.240 Yeah.

00:55:17.580 On a person to person basis, it's going to result in people taking matters into their own

00:55:22.660 hands.

00:55:23.340 Yeah.

00:55:23.560 Which is our next clip.

00:55:25.280 A guy is stealing from a store, a grocery store or something.

00:55:29.080 And he gets absolutely clock clean KO'd by some passerby who said, hmm, not anymore.

00:55:35.820 Yeah.

00:55:35.980 This is in Santa Ana.

00:55:38.140 And so this guy's unloading a whole thing that he stole into his cart.

00:55:42.580 Seven employees are there trying to stop him, stealing the stuff back as he loads it in

00:55:46.360 his car.

00:55:46.700 This guy's getting tired of not being able to shoplift free, so he's looking to attack

00:55:51.600 someone.

00:55:54.880 And look at this guy.

00:55:56.720 He just comes in from the side.

00:56:00.440 Boom.

00:56:01.180 Feeds him one.

00:56:02.220 Knocks the shoplifter out.

00:56:04.440 Runs off into the distance.

00:56:06.880 They'll probably track him down.

00:56:09.460 I don't know.

00:56:10.120 I hope not.

00:56:10.900 I hope not.

00:56:11.360 You'd think not, but I don't know.

00:56:13.480 I think they kind of would.

00:56:14.680 Yeah, they probably will, to be honest.

00:56:16.900 Because I don't trust.

00:56:17.740 I think it's so political.

00:56:19.120 I've said this before on the show.

00:56:20.260 It's like, if I went to New York and got into a fight and I punched somebody, even though

00:56:24.340 people are getting punched every two seconds on the subway and on the street by homeless

00:56:27.540 people and all over the place, I think the DA would take special interest in my case.

00:56:33.240 Why is that the Fletcher file?

00:56:34.940 Well, let me just put that on my desk and all the rest of the file can go back to the do

00:56:39.540 nothing DAs.

00:56:40.520 Yeah.

00:56:40.780 They'll January 6th me.

00:56:42.140 Just like Colbert's people just did an insurrection and everyone gets out the next day.

00:56:47.360 No big deal.

00:56:48.420 It's the same crime as the January 6th people.

00:56:51.320 Yep.

00:56:51.660 But it's so it's like the problem is justice obviously needs to be blind.

00:56:55.780 Justice needs to be for everybody.

00:56:56.900 And as soon as justice isn't applied evenly across the board to people, that's when things

00:57:03.220 get crazy and hairy because you're going to have vigilantes.

00:57:06.020 You're going to have people that are frustrated and down and out, rightfully so, many times.

00:57:10.700 And then unfortunately, they will take matters into their own hands because police aren't

00:57:15.040 doing it.

00:57:15.400 The DA isn't doing it.

00:57:16.740 And it's going to result in it's going to go back to kind of old timey ways.

00:57:21.180 And did you did you see that?

00:57:22.180 The shoplifter confronted video.

00:57:23.760 It's like the guy sees this big guy shoplifting, terrorizing a group of six employees.

00:57:29.720 And he goes, all right, time to knock this guy out.

00:57:33.420 Like if I have a chance called.

00:57:34.900 Yeah.

00:57:35.140 And I kind of love that.

00:57:36.360 It's like this guy's terrorizing everybody.

00:57:38.040 Nobody's around.

00:57:38.900 Nobody's helping.

00:57:39.920 The employees are doing that game.

00:57:41.680 A bunch of girls.

00:57:42.400 Yeah.

00:57:42.620 And the employees are playing that game where it's like, do I risk my job?

00:57:45.240 Do I risk this?

00:57:46.220 You know, how much can I get away with?

00:57:47.580 And this guy's like, I'm just a fucking guy.

00:57:49.760 But yeah, I'm ready to boom and I'm not sticking around to talk to the cops afterwards.

00:57:55.080 So, yep.

00:57:56.340 So I don't know.

00:57:57.280 That could be urban decay or uplifting gold for me.

00:58:00.200 Depends how you look at it.

00:58:01.760 I just think it has to be urban decay because we can't condone vigilante justice.

00:58:07.380 Yeah, but it's going to keep happening.

00:58:08.780 But it is going to keep happening because of it's like the same as a shopping cart thing.

00:58:12.680 Yeah.

00:58:13.420 It's like you're the reason there's shopping carts everywhere so you don't get anyone in trouble.

00:58:17.260 It's like there's vigilante justice because you won't arrest people.

00:58:20.700 You won't arrest people.

00:58:21.940 Next clip, ladies get attacked in Philadelphia.

00:58:24.740 This is actually an intense video.

00:58:27.560 So maybe we can in post throw some blur on that.

00:58:31.100 Yeah.

00:58:31.340 Make sure no one's getting too brutally knocked out.

00:58:33.760 But this is, you know, why you need a little self-defense weapon, I would say.

00:58:37.420 Yeah.

00:58:41.580 There's a guy walking next to him.

00:58:47.260 Oh, my God, help, please, at the end.

00:59:14.240 So that's why people need a gun.

00:59:16.240 The feminists would say, well, men shouldn't be attacking women in the first place.

00:59:19.620 But they are.

00:59:20.600 There's a video of it right here.

00:59:22.300 Why didn't you stop them?

00:59:23.760 Why didn't you stop them, feminists?

00:59:25.360 We just saw the video.

00:59:26.980 They are attacking people.

00:59:28.340 So your whole utopia plan isn't going to work.

00:59:31.600 What do we do now to protect people now?

00:59:33.580 I think we should address the socioeconomic conditions that led that man to start swinging

00:59:39.780 on three random women.

00:59:40.700 Maybe those ladies said something.

00:59:42.060 Yeah.

00:59:42.240 Maybe they said the N-word.

00:59:43.520 They could have.

00:59:45.620 It's 50-50.

00:59:46.500 I'm holding judgment until we get to the bottom of that.

00:59:48.900 There's not enough context here.

00:59:51.340 It's 50-50.

00:59:52.120 It's interesting, too, because them screaming for help, it's like if you had a chart from

00:59:58.280 like 1950 to now of how reactive the general public is to calls for help.

01:00:04.680 Yeah.

01:00:05.000 It's like in 1950, it's like, help, help.

01:00:06.560 And like 10 guys come running.

01:00:07.900 Someone needs help, Susan.

01:00:08.920 It's like, grab everything and let's go.

01:00:11.040 And now it's like, no, someone yells for help.

01:00:13.740 It's like, you might be yelling for help for a while.

01:00:15.520 It's just the, hey.

01:00:16.680 But we've seen videos of people like walking right by people just like dead in the street.

01:00:21.420 Yeah.

01:00:21.860 So the reaction, it's a very bearish trend.

01:00:25.880 I agree.

01:00:26.380 The reaction to calls for help from the public, unfortunately.

01:00:30.420 These ladies need guns.

01:00:32.200 Or pepper spray.

01:00:33.060 At least something to stop them.

01:00:34.400 Pepper spray, guns, maybe a male escort.

01:00:37.600 No.

01:00:37.840 Maybe only leave your house when there's a man willing to defend you coming with you.

01:00:42.200 No.

01:00:42.580 Then we get into kind of Sharia.

01:00:44.500 We get into Sharia territory.

01:00:46.140 Yeah, we get to start teetering into the old sexist view.

01:00:49.000 Maybe cover up a little more and make sure they're not getting, you know, crazy because

01:00:53.440 of what you're wearing.

01:00:54.460 Yeah.

01:00:54.720 Obviously, joking about that.

01:00:56.560 So yeah, these people need guns and the feminists need to shut up because if you can't defend

01:01:01.380 anybody, we don't need to hear your opinion.

01:01:03.280 Men shouldn't be attacking women in the first place.

01:01:05.240 Yeah.

01:01:05.540 Also, like that guy, like weirdly in your group, like waiting to just knock someone out.

01:01:10.020 It's like, you got to kind of like, if someone gets in your space, like you don't give

01:01:13.040 them the benefit of the doubt.

01:01:14.160 You know, you don't want to be racist.

01:01:16.620 Yeah.

01:01:16.880 You know, it's like, oh, everything's fine.

01:01:18.240 I'm walking with a stranger.

01:01:19.720 Well, and we just watched that video of the old video of the trans, the guy who was pretending

01:01:25.720 to be a girl hit the guy in the face with a hatchet at 7-Eleven or whatever.

01:01:29.980 And it's like, the guy kind of just goes like, haha, yeah, turns away for a little bit and

01:01:35.040 then eats an axe to the face.

01:01:36.560 Literal axe to the face.

01:01:37.780 And it's like, you can't, you don't turn your back on the weird people or the sketchy

01:01:42.380 people.

01:01:43.140 Yeah.

01:01:43.260 So, I would just walk out of the store.

01:01:46.140 Exactly.

01:01:46.380 I've done that so many times where I get a bad vibe or I see someone like looking a little

01:01:50.220 weird and I just, oh, way.

01:01:51.900 Nope.

01:01:52.260 Not going in.

01:01:53.180 Not worth it.

01:01:54.020 Yeah.

01:01:54.320 So, last piece of Urban Decay, second to last piece of Urban Decay, the Seattle catalytic

01:01:59.540 converter market is going through the roof.

01:02:01.820 Shiba Inu numbers.

01:02:03.000 Shiba Inu numbers.

01:02:04.380 10,000% increase.

01:02:06.280 Yeah.

01:02:06.440 10,000X increase in Cadillac.

01:02:07.900 10,000X.

01:02:09.720 Number one in the nation, the state of Washington.

01:02:12.320 An estimated $8.5 million in vehicle repairs with thousands of cars inoperable.

01:02:16.720 So, this happened to some friends of mine.

01:02:19.680 Mm-hmm.

01:02:20.180 It's just like, you got to take your car in and you have a bill.

01:02:23.260 It's a good time to get into the tow truck business.

01:02:25.680 Definitely.

01:02:26.540 But does it, by the time, maybe us hearing about it means it's already too late, the

01:02:30.160 top's already in?

01:02:30.900 Yeah.

01:02:31.360 I'm always too late to the thing.

01:02:32.960 So, I'm like, oh, I heard about it and like, oh, Martin Scarelli, Inu.

01:02:35.840 And it's like, since I've already heard about it, I'm actually.

01:02:40.020 You're the exit liquidity.

01:02:41.320 I'm providing exit liquidity.

01:02:43.000 I'm the bag holder.

01:02:44.020 Yeah.

01:02:44.380 But I'm never going to sell my Scarelli, you know.

01:02:47.520 Me neither.

01:02:48.080 Because it's valueless.

01:02:50.820 Because I can't.

01:02:52.220 You know, 2019.

01:02:53.880 And then just in the thefts so far this year are more than 2019 and 2020 totaled together.

01:02:59.820 Last session, legislators passed a bill that requires scrap metal buyers to have more

01:03:04.620 documentation when buying catalytic converters.

01:03:07.340 No shit.

01:03:08.300 We don't even need to go into this, right?

01:03:10.060 Yeah.

01:03:10.960 But basically, also, the only thing I wanted to say about this catalytic converter theft

01:03:15.200 going 10,000X, going gangbusters, it's like, someone's having a great year.

01:03:20.260 One guy.

01:03:21.780 Exactly.

01:03:22.400 It's not a bunch of people who are like, oh, catalytic converters.

01:03:25.260 Everybody goes, NPC, catalytic converters now.

01:03:27.740 No.

01:03:27.980 It's like one ring or cartel or group who just went, let's go.

01:03:33.660 We're taking this.

01:03:34.460 Like, remember the San Francisco guy who had committed like 40% of all Asian hate crimes

01:03:39.860 was like one black guy?

01:03:41.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:41.600 It's the same thing.

01:03:42.560 It's like, that's how it goes.

01:03:43.640 That's how it works.

01:03:44.780 You know, it's one gang or group doing basically a majority of things.

01:03:49.580 A hundred percent.

01:03:50.460 Last clip of Urban Decay, little midget person fight.

01:03:54.180 Ooh, little person fight.

01:03:55.380 I didn't mean to say little midget person.

01:03:57.360 I wrote midget and then I wrote little person because you don't have to say midget.

01:04:00.420 Gotcha.

01:04:00.860 I still say midget.

01:04:02.040 Midget wrestling kind of gave us the green light.

01:04:04.220 Yeah.

01:04:04.500 We're allowed to say it.

01:04:05.360 I'm not changing.

01:04:06.700 So she's dragging this guy.

01:04:17.460 Here's exhibit A on your help meter.

01:04:20.180 This guy needs help.

01:04:21.400 Nobody's.

01:04:23.100 He gets up.

01:04:25.020 The problem is he keeps coming back to scrap.

01:04:27.640 He doesn't need to be scrapping like this.

01:04:30.560 I like him.

01:04:31.380 He knows like the scrap technique, but he just is not big enough.

01:04:33.940 His knockout range is too low.

01:04:36.020 He's gut punching only.

01:04:37.420 Oh, there's the knee.

01:04:39.380 Yeah, the knee.

01:04:40.960 That's his problem.

01:04:41.880 That knockout range is so low that those knees, those knees are going to hit you right

01:04:46.700 in the face.

01:04:48.200 You're fighting a tall guy.

01:04:49.760 You can't reach him with some punches and uppercuts.

01:04:52.260 You're fighting this guy.

01:04:53.700 Knees, elbows, uppercuts.

01:04:56.480 Everything just can knock him out.

01:04:59.400 Another reason people need a gun.

01:05:01.760 This guy needs a gun.

01:05:02.580 She taunts him.

01:05:05.520 She goes, get your size twos.

01:05:07.620 His shoes are on the ground.

01:05:08.920 Oh, poor guy.

01:05:09.920 Well, if you're that guy, shoes at the end, we'll send you a base mug.

01:05:13.820 If you're that guy, I know you're not watching this show.

01:05:17.140 So have a good one.

01:05:18.400 Prove us wrong.

01:05:19.200 We'll send you a base mug.

01:05:20.400 Dude, do not be down.

01:05:22.220 Do not fret.

01:05:23.040 Do not get depressed.

01:05:24.360 There is an uplifting gold section coming your way right now.

01:05:29.080 I don't know how.

01:05:30.260 I don't know how you don't see all that shit and just go, wow, they really hate us.

01:05:34.400 They're doing nothing.

01:05:35.840 It's controlled decline.

01:05:37.480 Here's a baby with playing football.

01:05:39.860 It's like, I don't know if we're doing enough.

01:05:41.800 I don't know if we're doing enough, but hopefully we show some clips that show what life is all about and the good things.

01:05:47.400 So it's not like, hey, the game's over.

01:05:49.900 Here's how it went down.

01:05:51.040 It can be like, hey, we're in the eighth inning.

01:05:54.040 It's six to four.

01:05:55.320 We're down.

01:05:56.180 You can live on a farm with four kids and avoid pretty much all of this.

01:06:00.480 Exactly.

01:06:01.080 And then win the game in the end.

01:06:02.700 Yeah.

01:06:03.180 Because you get six kids on base.

01:06:04.860 That's six.

01:06:05.980 Very true.

01:06:06.680 And then all the people that you're up against, these trans crazy people, they're not having kids.

01:06:10.300 Yeah, they're done.

01:06:10.800 So it's like, there is a world where you want to zoom out and just play the long game.

01:06:16.920 100%.

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01:07:50.160 First clip of Uplifting Gold is Jerry Seinfeld and Kesha ran into each other for the first time.

01:07:56.220 And here's what happened.

01:07:57.240 You know this is from like 2016, right?

01:07:59.940 No.

01:08:00.440 I did not know that.

01:08:01.280 Okay.

01:08:01.600 I was wondering why because it was used as a meme.

01:08:04.640 Oh.

01:08:04.920 Do you want to still go?

01:08:05.840 Yeah.

01:08:06.980 It's Uplifting.

01:08:07.820 I don't know.

01:08:08.580 Anytime you want to charge up your phone, you just plug it in because it's hard to just

01:08:12.480 sleep when you're tired because people are tired most of the time.

01:08:15.120 I love you so much.

01:08:16.320 Oh, thanks.

01:08:16.940 Can I give you a hug?

01:08:17.520 No, thanks.

01:08:18.160 Please.

01:08:18.500 No, thanks.

01:08:19.400 Yeah, no, thanks.

01:08:21.100 And they all laugh.

01:08:25.400 I saw Kesha in a 7-Eleven in L.A. one time.

01:08:28.080 Held the door open for her.

01:08:28.920 She said thanks.

01:08:29.740 Nice.

01:08:30.220 I saw Kesha blacked out drunk performing at college.

01:08:33.320 I was there for that, too.

01:08:34.260 Yeah.

01:08:34.380 She was in the chair off screen like this.

01:08:36.700 It was like 3-6 Mafia and Kesha, right?

01:08:38.480 And then it was like, Kesha.

01:08:39.700 And she got up.

01:08:40.800 And I was like, there's no.

01:08:41.780 She's going to come on stage and fall down.

01:08:43.020 And then she just came and did a whole performance and was fine.

01:08:45.440 Good for her.

01:08:46.020 But she was like, yeah.

01:08:48.140 What a nice experience.

01:08:49.500 What a Seinfeld experience.

01:08:50.740 That's like how you go to Disney World and you say, Gaston, I love you.

01:08:54.860 He'll go, you're not the prettiest girl in the park.

01:08:57.060 He'll roast you.

01:08:57.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:58.140 It's like the immersive experience.

01:08:59.420 That's true.

01:08:59.940 That would be a great.

01:09:01.080 Jerry Seinfeld is in character.

01:09:03.100 Always.

01:09:03.640 Yeah.

01:09:04.120 Which is the dream because his character is basically himself, but like a little bit more.

01:09:07.900 Like himself plus like an extra 15%.

01:09:11.320 Yeah.

01:09:11.660 115% Jerry.

01:09:12.780 And like that's the character he plays, but he's still 100% Jerry.

01:09:15.520 That's like the goal.

01:09:17.020 And that's also, that's it.

01:09:18.920 Yeah.

01:09:19.140 That's a great experience.

01:09:20.640 Yeah.

01:09:20.920 So 2016 or something.

01:09:22.640 Yeah.

01:09:23.000 Well, even earlier, it's uplifting.

01:09:25.720 Next clip.

01:09:26.940 It's uplifting.

01:09:28.840 Next clip.

01:09:30.060 2017.

01:09:31.460 Everyone's looking for tips.

01:09:32.660 Obviously, inflation's bad.

01:09:34.100 The food prices are going up.

01:09:35.620 Everything's going up.

01:09:36.560 Costs are going up.

01:09:38.240 How do we get free food?

01:09:39.700 Here's a tip.

01:09:41.500 Become a fake baby.

01:09:42.980 Do kids eat free here?

01:09:44.680 Yeah, they do.

01:09:45.380 Is this for you?

01:09:46.180 Just for us.

01:09:47.120 Is that fine?

01:09:47.820 That way you can have the.

01:09:49.620 Hey.

01:09:50.280 Thank you.

01:09:51.820 For the baby.

01:09:53.000 Just the chicken tenders are fine.

01:09:55.280 You want some chicken tenders?

01:09:56.880 Shut up.

01:09:58.660 So you have one of your friends go out to eat and then they just get stuffed in a little

01:10:06.200 carriage and you can become a fake baby and get free food at Denny's.

01:10:10.340 Kids eat free, baby.

01:10:11.320 Kids eat free.

01:10:12.120 Was that IHOP?

01:10:13.080 Yeah.

01:10:13.340 Something like that.

01:10:14.620 Next clip.

01:10:15.420 Guy buries a bottle at festival.

01:10:17.740 So someone was going to a festival and a month before they buried a liquor bottle.

01:10:24.140 I've been seeing this happen more often.

01:10:26.460 You need to mark it with a good landmark near a tree.

01:10:30.180 This guy looks like he's in the middle of nowhere, but smart.

01:10:33.860 He's digging with his hands.

01:10:35.640 He gets a bottle of Jameson out.

01:10:37.720 And the reason we're showing this, one of the main reasons, is I saw this get posted

01:10:41.900 by some Instagram account and they tagged the guy.

01:10:44.020 The guy follows me.

01:10:45.460 Wow.

01:10:46.000 Yeah.

01:10:46.360 So if this is you, hello, buddy.

01:10:48.360 Nice.

01:10:48.840 Nice work out there.

01:10:49.680 I was wondering.

01:10:50.220 I was like, why did you include this?

01:10:51.660 Mm-hmm.

01:10:52.440 Good.

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01:10:54.980 Hey.

01:10:55.860 Good job on that festival bottle, buddy.

01:10:57.600 Hope you had a good time.

01:10:58.800 Yep.

01:10:59.900 Next clip.

01:11:00.660 All right.

01:11:01.980 The Boog.

01:11:03.600 This is not a clip.

01:11:04.520 This is an article.

01:11:05.660 Yeah.

01:11:05.820 There's a thing called the Boog.

01:11:07.020 It's like in Switzerland, right?

01:11:08.380 Yeah, Switzerland.

01:11:09.340 So it's in Switzerland.

01:11:10.140 Basically, they put like whatever's troubling the world, they caricature it, and then they burn it.

01:11:17.140 Effigies.

01:11:17.580 Yeah.

01:11:17.820 So they burn effigies.

01:11:19.320 And in the past, they've done Gaddafi.

01:11:21.640 Gaddafi.

01:11:22.280 Kim Jong-un.

01:11:22.840 Kim Jong-un.

01:11:23.640 I think they did COVID.

01:11:25.140 And then this year's effigy is a trans person.

01:11:28.460 Yeah.

01:11:28.680 That's this year's Boog.

01:11:30.200 Because they're causing a lot of trouble.

01:11:31.920 They're stirring up a lot of shit.

01:11:33.620 Like the thing everyone agrees on, that is like a problem for society or where society is missing.

01:11:39.720 Then they burn the effigy.

01:11:41.660 Very interesting.

01:11:42.680 This year's Boog.

01:11:43.560 And they called it diversity Boog.

01:11:45.660 Which makes sense.

01:11:46.760 It's obviously not an attack on individual trans people.

01:11:49.560 It's an attack on the idea and the LGBTQ agenda that comes with it.

01:11:54.200 Yeah.

01:11:54.720 I respect Switzerland.

01:11:56.720 They're neutral.

01:11:57.340 They do a lot of banking, a lot of money.

01:11:59.880 And they have guns.

01:12:01.060 They have a lot of guns.

01:12:01.840 Their people have guns.

01:12:03.400 Everyone's got a gun.

01:12:04.240 Yeah.

01:12:04.620 And you're trained pretty well on it.

01:12:06.940 And I think I read a thing about a woman who moved to a small Switzerland town.

01:12:12.920 And right?

01:12:13.220 Swiss cheese, Swiss milk.

01:12:15.080 They do a lot of creamy type products.

01:12:16.900 They have a lot of cattle.

01:12:17.960 They have a lot of cows, livestock.

01:12:19.860 And some woman moved to a small Switzerland town where all the cows wear bells.

01:12:25.440 And she was like complaining and said like, is there any way?

01:12:29.200 Like kept complaining, kept escalating.

01:12:30.860 Can we get rid of the bells on cows?

01:12:33.280 It wakes me up.

01:12:33.980 And it's like this charming small farm town where it's like that's bells have been on cows for 200, 400 years.

01:12:40.100 And I think they kicked her out of the town.

01:12:43.180 I like that.

01:12:43.760 The town flipped and goes, you're done.

01:12:45.840 You're complaining too much.

01:12:46.940 So I read that article.

01:12:48.380 I read this trans effigy thing.

01:12:51.160 And I have some respect for Switzerland.

01:12:53.420 Switzerland's a place where if the world were to end in America and then you have to go back to Europe or something.

01:12:58.500 Yeah.

01:12:58.940 It's on the short list of places maybe you want to end up.

01:13:01.340 Poland, Switzerland.

01:13:02.820 That's true.

01:13:03.320 Places like that.

01:13:04.080 They're constantly neutral, right?

01:13:05.240 They're famously neutral.

01:13:06.900 Next clip, gator frying pan smack.

01:13:08.900 Gator comes up, gets smashed by this guy with the frying pan.

01:13:14.340 When life feels like a gator is running at you, you're not necessarily done.

01:13:20.500 Yeah.

01:13:21.200 Just so everyone knows.

01:13:22.140 Pull out the frying pan.

01:13:24.000 Next clip, last clip, and then there's two clips left.

01:13:28.960 Pilot kid.

01:13:30.420 Yeah, this guy, little kid goes on a flight with his dad.

01:13:34.020 Little kid goes on a flight with his dad.

01:13:35.440 This is like a Father's Day post.

01:13:38.900 He's in the passenger seat or the co-pilot seat.

01:13:44.900 Your speed's alive.

01:13:47.960 Dad's flying.

01:13:50.200 About to take off.

01:13:52.640 Kid loves him.

01:13:57.400 Yeah.

01:13:57.880 That's good stuff.

01:14:01.340 Yeah, that's cute.

01:14:02.340 It's uplifting.

01:14:03.320 Pretty cool.

01:14:04.220 Literally.

01:14:06.160 That's what we like.

01:14:07.100 That's what life's all about.

01:14:08.300 That's why we can't get too down.

01:14:10.160 Last, last clip.

01:14:12.420 The dinosaur race clip.

01:14:14.260 You don't seem too excited.

01:14:17.720 Well, someone messaged me, and they said, I made an Instagram account just to send you this clip.

01:14:27.980 And it's a dinosaur race happening here.

01:14:30.960 Dinosaur race from two years ago.

01:14:32.760 But they made an Instagram account just to send me that clip.

01:14:36.880 And they're like, it must go in uplifting gold.

01:14:39.500 So, here you go.

01:14:42.020 Is this what you wanted?

01:14:43.560 Here's the clip.

01:14:44.340 You made an Instagram account.

01:14:45.520 Now, I feel like I have to show it because you've made some effort and you did all this stuff.

01:14:50.180 Here you go.

01:14:51.120 The dinosaur people are running in the costumes.

01:14:52.760 Is this what you wanted?

01:14:56.280 It's an uplifting gold, just like you requested.

01:14:58.700 You have zero followers, zero posts.

01:15:01.020 You made the account just to send me that link.

01:15:03.940 Wow.

01:15:04.660 There.

01:15:05.200 Start making up stories.

01:15:06.420 You can get whatever you want on this show if you get Fleckus' ear.

01:15:09.360 I feel like a charity now.

01:15:10.340 I'm not going to open even less DMs.

01:15:12.020 I'm going to open even less DMs.

01:15:13.260 I'm kidding.

01:15:13.920 It was a good video.

01:15:14.740 The whole thing was a bit.

01:15:15.740 It was a joke.

01:15:17.140 Another Fleckus Talks in the Books.

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01:15:54.520 Also, quick note.

01:15:55.580 We are going to be off from the show next week.

01:15:59.020 I'm taking a trip with my family.

01:16:01.020 I haven't done a family vacation in a long time, so my family's going on vacation.

01:16:03.960 I'm going to join them.

01:16:05.120 We're going to be off next week.

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01:16:17.140 So next Friday, when everyone says, where's the episode?

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 24, 2022

EPISODE 038 YOUNG PEOPLE DROPPING DEAD ｜ NYC SH＊T FIGHT ｜ CHUCKY THE LGBT DOLL ｜ RED FLAGS FOR DATING

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