Fleccas Talks Podcast - July 15, 2022


EPISODE 040 I’M A HELEN KELLER DENIER | SUMMER FAILS | LGBT ALLY PROVES KIDS ARE IMPRESSIONABLE


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 8 minutes

Words per Minute

199.53584

Word Count

13,613

Sentence Count

1,731

Misogynist Sentences

62

Hate Speech Sentences

37


Summary

Today on the show, Helen Keller was a fraud. Then, in Cringe of the Week, LGBTQ allies prove how impressionable kids truly are, something bad happened to me on an airplane, and we have a summer fail you re not going to want to miss. All this and more on today's episode of Fluckus Talks Podcast!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks Podcast episode 40. Today on the show, Helen Keller was a fraud. Obviously, we're going to tell you why we think so. Then in cringe of the week, LGBTQ allies prove how impressionable kids truly are. Something bad happened to me on an airplane. And we have a summer fail section you're not going to want to miss. All this and more. It's Fluckus Talks Podcast episode 40. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.
00:00:23.940 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words. But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do. Very cool.
00:00:40.600 Fluckus Talks Podcast featuring Richard.
00:00:44.400 That was truly almost a one for one. Yeah. 40 feels like a landmark episode too. Yeah. 40 is a big number.
00:00:52.860 It's not 50 yet, but it's like. It's basically a year. Yeah. Basically a year of the podcast.
00:00:57.660 So, yes, I just got back from D.C. I had a fantastic trip. I actually really like D.C. I like the architecture.
00:01:03.380 I like the way the city is broken down and the way it looks and the cool different neighborhoods.
00:01:07.840 And like all the monuments are kind of just popping up around when you're driving around. You see them. It's pretty cool.
00:01:13.120 Obviously, the men there are pussy bitch boys. Yeah. Everyone's such a lame.
00:01:18.640 It's like 99 percent Democrat or something. Yeah. Unfathomable.
00:01:21.740 It's some dummy thing. You'd think like there'd be a chunk of Trump supporters because half the people have to live somewhere.
00:01:27.840 Yeah. Like there's like Republicans and Democrats. But no, it's just Democrats.
00:01:31.800 But all the guys have like skinny arms. I saw a fat guy with Birkenstocks and painted toes.
00:01:37.260 It was just. Well, yeah, let's see under those socks.
00:01:40.460 It was just really embarrassing for the men in D.C.
00:01:44.200 So I think we're going to be heading up to D.C. more and we're going to be doing man in the street and stuff.
00:01:50.140 So we're going to be heading up to D.C. We're going to be doing more street videos out of D.C.
00:01:53.200 just because it's so right for the pickings. Yeah.
00:01:55.840 There's everyone's got a mask. Everyone's arms are skinny. Everyone's neck is skinny.
00:01:59.380 The guys are such losers. It's so embarrassing.
00:02:01.740 Well, a lot of those D.C. types, it's like they have a real job.
00:02:04.600 They have a real thing. They have a real.
00:02:06.200 They are part of society, but then they're screaming like Portland.
00:02:10.300 You go to Portland or Seattle. It's like they're militant. They're mean.
00:02:13.260 They're not up to anything else. You go to Chicago. Exactly.
00:02:16.020 You go to Chicago. It's like, oh, this is a little darker, a little angrier, more of a mob, you know.
00:02:22.000 Absolutely. The so I took a flight there, a couple of flights, obviously, to go to D.C. and back.
00:02:27.900 And I've noticed something on flights lately.
00:02:29.860 I've been on like four flights in the last 10 where there's been like one or two open seats in the entire plane and they're next to me.
00:02:38.280 So I've had some fantastic luck.
00:02:40.260 And it makes me wonder, is there not saying is there some sort of like fat fuck stewardess database where they write down like, oh, this guy, you know, he's a problem for most people.
00:02:52.040 If there's ever an empty seat on a plane, let's put it next to him.
00:02:54.540 And you are familiar with airlines and how they work, kind of.
00:02:57.800 Yeah. So they don't. They don't have anything like that.
00:03:00.320 But what you're probably seeing is a result. It's like someone sees 28D.
00:03:04.700 They go. They do the mental math. They're at row 24.
00:03:07.620 They go 28D. Oh, they see where they're at.
00:03:11.120 They see the fat guy in the hoodie and then they end up tapping the stewardess on the shoulder and going like anything else?
00:03:17.260 Anything open? Emergency exit row?
00:03:19.060 I don't think it's that bad yet. I don't think we're at that point.
00:03:21.460 I think what happens before we get to that point is they start handing me the buckle extender.
00:03:25.820 Yeah. Before you even ask for it.
00:03:27.580 Yeah. They try to sneak it to me.
00:03:29.380 You don't need that, right?
00:03:30.380 No, not even close. Not even not even close.
00:03:33.500 I'm fitting fine. I'm a window seat guy.
00:03:35.840 Me too.
00:03:36.200 I always request the window seat and I kind of just jam myself in.
00:03:39.300 Jam yourself in, nook to sleep in and you never have to get up for anyone.
00:03:42.100 And I roll kind of into the window.
00:03:44.280 So the person in the middle, you think you have a disaster flight next to me.
00:03:47.940 It's actually better. You have the entire armrest and I'm not even near you.
00:03:52.260 Middle person gets both armrests.
00:03:54.540 Middle person's not that bad.
00:03:55.800 Well, if they're respected.
00:03:57.580 You can't sleep. Yeah.
00:03:58.440 If they're disrespected middle seat, you're in trouble.
00:04:00.940 And then, yeah, there's times too with the window seat, which it's either good or bad.
00:04:04.680 Sometimes the way the plane is shaped, like the window has a little indent and it goes in and out, in and out.
00:04:10.740 If you line up with the window and there's like the indent thing is on you and it kind of pushes you out.
00:04:17.060 Yeah.
00:04:17.360 And it actually makes the seat smaller.
00:04:19.140 It's not a consistent window positioning.
00:04:20.820 It's not.
00:04:20.900 So there's sometimes where I'm in the window seat and I have like a little indent and I'm like leaning in and I have like a little nook in there.
00:04:27.320 There's other times where I'm getting the ebb and flow.
00:04:30.560 I'm getting the ebb, I guess, and it's pushing me out.
00:04:33.240 So it's not always pleasant, but it's worth it.
00:04:35.940 You want to know what the best economy seat is?
00:04:38.400 Yes.
00:04:40.220 All right.
00:04:41.020 I thought you meant, do you know what the best economy seat is?
00:04:44.180 The best economy seat is like either aisle or window of the last row of the emergency exit row because you get the extra leg room for the emergency exit row and you can still recline.
00:04:57.380 And if the plane needs help, you can help.
00:04:59.340 You're able-bodied.
00:05:00.180 Yeah.
00:05:00.380 But some people don't know that if you are the row that's backing up to an emergency row, like an emergency exit seat, you can't recline.
00:05:08.940 There's no movement.
00:05:10.320 Because they're like, we don't want you to obstruct it.
00:05:13.120 You know what I mean?
00:05:13.400 Makes sense.
00:05:13.720 Another hidden bad seat is any first row.
00:05:16.260 So if you're in first class in row one, you have no undersea storage.
00:05:22.320 And if you're in the first row of regular class, the same thing.
00:05:27.020 There's no seat in front of you to put your backpack.
00:05:29.280 So then you're kind of jammed.
00:05:31.040 So that's good to know.
00:05:32.000 There was one time on the way back from Belpaso where it was me and two other guys.
00:05:36.120 It was like a small plane.
00:05:36.940 And it was like me and two other guys.
00:05:39.140 And the other two guys were even bigger than me.
00:05:40.920 No.
00:05:41.080 And we were all like this on the plane.
00:05:43.260 And people were laughing.
00:05:45.000 And one guy came in and took a picture of us.
00:05:48.100 The tail scraped on takeoff.
00:05:50.640 That's bad.
00:05:50.840 They took a picture of us.
00:05:52.360 And that wasn't even bad.
00:05:53.300 Everyone was like, the whole plane had like a nice laugh about it.
00:05:55.740 It was actually pretty cool.
00:05:57.840 But something actually really, I don't want to say really bad.
00:06:01.960 Because, you know, worse things can happen on a plane.
00:06:04.760 But something very bad happened to me on the plane ride back from D.C.
00:06:09.380 I, before I got on the plane, when I was in the airport, I paid to rent the talented Mr. Ripley for $3.99 off of YouTube.
00:06:18.460 And I downloaded it with the Wi-Fi because I was like, you know, when the Wi-Fi goes on and off in the plane, I don't want to deal with that.
00:06:23.960 I just want to watch my movie.
00:06:25.260 Then the plane takes off.
00:06:26.640 And like five minutes later, it's buffering.
00:06:29.980 It's loading.
00:06:30.760 The talented Mr. Ripley, turns out, was not downloaded.
00:06:33.360 Yeah.
00:06:33.920 I thought I downloaded this.
00:06:35.220 It was 100% downloaded.
00:06:36.800 And I tried to avoid the Wi-Fi cutout.
00:06:38.800 And now I'm buffering.
00:06:39.840 Why am I buffering if I already downloaded the video?
00:06:43.300 I think you botched it or something.
00:06:45.180 I don't know.
00:06:45.480 No, it doesn't make sense.
00:06:46.360 It doesn't make sense.
00:06:48.080 You're counting on that on-flight entertainment.
00:06:50.600 Yeah.
00:06:50.980 And all of a sudden you're-
00:06:51.600 And I was planning ahead.
00:06:52.620 I did the right thing.
00:06:53.380 I had my phone charged.
00:06:54.360 I was all ready to go.
00:06:55.480 And now I'm buffering.
00:06:57.460 Now I'm buffering Matt Damon thrillers from 15 years ago for some reason.
00:07:01.560 It's weird.
00:07:02.540 Weird.
00:07:03.160 Answer us, American Airlines.
00:07:04.280 Yeah.
00:07:04.620 What happened?
00:07:05.000 I want answers from American Airlines, maybe YouTube.
00:07:07.040 YouTube, obviously we hosted our show on YouTube, so we're going to keep doing that.
00:07:11.320 But if there's someone from YouTube watching who can reach out and kind of tell me what
00:07:14.180 happened, I need to know.
00:07:16.280 You know what I think is-
00:07:17.040 That ruined my trip.
00:07:17.720 It stuck with me.
00:07:18.380 That's bad.
00:07:19.120 Yeah.
00:07:19.320 Um, that's like right underneath getting your flight canceled till the next day and having
00:07:23.040 to stay in a hotel.
00:07:23.900 Mm-hmm.
00:07:24.300 Um, YouTube, funnily enough, just speaking in terms of like, you know, YouTube, the company
00:07:29.440 and stuff, obviously YouTube doesn't love us, you know, this kind of show, this kind
00:07:34.700 of information.
00:07:35.600 I'm also suing them on a class action lawsuit with President Trump.
00:07:38.020 Um, but, you know, YouTube, like everybody gets their 100K button.
00:07:45.100 Everybody gets their 500K, like, dude, a million subs.
00:07:48.240 I got the silver.
00:07:49.180 I got the gold.
00:07:49.820 I got the this.
00:07:51.220 Fleck is-
00:07:51.920 They never sent me one.
00:07:52.940 Has over 500,000 subscribers, never has been sent anything.
00:07:56.540 No one's even, no one's even reached out.
00:07:58.300 In fact, they were like, oh, we're actually removing you from the partnership.
00:08:02.160 So it's the opposite.
00:08:04.660 They're making stuff away.
00:08:05.760 So yeah, F that, dude.
00:08:07.240 Uh, YouTube, asleep at the wheel.
00:08:09.420 Obviously haters.
00:08:10.820 If I download the movie, it's to avoid Wi-Fi cutouts.
00:08:14.240 The Wi-Fi cuts out, the movie downloaded.
00:08:16.380 Oh, it didn't download.
00:08:17.720 Feels stupid.
00:08:18.900 While I'm waiting to load, it's all pixelated.
00:08:21.700 And I'm trying, it feels, it feels dumb.
00:08:23.800 You never found out what happened to Mr. Ripley or how talented he was.
00:08:27.220 It took me four hours to watch a two hour movie, basically, is what happened.
00:08:30.440 And over two days, I had to watch it, too.
00:08:33.240 So yeah, that's what you get for planning ahead, I guess.
00:08:36.080 Moving on.
00:08:36.740 While I was gone, Richard Rapoy got into a conflict.
00:08:40.960 I can see where this is going.
00:08:42.380 There's only a couple assets left in this.
00:08:44.300 Apparently, you chased some people down at the beach.
00:08:47.140 Let's let it play.
00:08:50.540 This music will be cut out for copyright reasons.
00:08:53.160 There's just some, there's a Beach Boys song playing.
00:08:55.100 But yeah, Richard Rapoy, obviously you can see right here, chasing some people off at the beach.
00:08:59.840 Such a whole crowd of people.
00:09:00.800 They were scared of you.
00:09:01.660 Yeah.
00:09:02.380 You're a big guy.
00:09:03.220 Thank you.
00:09:04.020 What was it about?
00:09:05.480 They were in my turf.
00:09:06.800 This is too many humans for me.
00:09:08.340 Got a little too close.
00:09:09.180 Yeah, got a little too close.
00:09:10.260 I was looking at a pipe.
00:09:11.900 Spooked you.
00:09:12.380 Yeah.
00:09:12.740 Yeah.
00:09:13.760 All right.
00:09:14.560 We're still on housekeeping.
00:09:16.480 Let's see.
00:09:17.020 What's next, guys?
00:09:17.720 Blood clots are happening a lot lately.
00:09:20.280 Here's an article that came out.
00:09:21.540 One of people's favorite drinks could be causing blood clots.
00:09:25.520 It's black tea.
00:09:27.160 You know, black tea, like just iced tea, like you would drink.
00:09:29.520 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:30.020 Everyone's been drinking it for like hundreds of years.
00:09:32.060 Thousands.
00:09:32.800 Yeah.
00:09:33.660 So apparently it's causing blood clots and no one knew.
00:09:35.960 There's also another article that came out.
00:09:37.380 Don't worry.
00:09:37.820 This has all been fact checked.
00:09:39.000 There's a fact check button on this next article.
00:09:42.420 Certain sleeping positions can cause blood clots and heart attacks.
00:09:46.480 Yeah.
00:09:47.140 So guys, just be very careful out there.
00:09:48.960 There's a lot of blood clots and heart attacks happening because of the way we drink black tea
00:09:53.580 and from sleeping.
00:09:54.920 These are two things that we have, you know, that people just have started doing in the
00:09:57.800 last year or so, two years.
00:09:59.220 Seemingly innocuous things that are just the death sentence.
00:10:02.840 So please watch out.
00:10:03.760 Yes.
00:10:03.960 Sleeping, black tea.
00:10:04.900 Sleeping and drinking tea.
00:10:06.680 If you've been doing those two things, you're at risk of blood clots.
00:10:10.160 Don't worry.
00:10:10.820 I feel like 65% of you guys are probably safe.
00:10:15.540 Yeah.
00:10:16.320 That's my hunch.
00:10:17.380 That's my hunch as well.
00:10:19.040 All right.
00:10:19.820 Moving on, we have a little bit of a mini section.
00:10:23.580 So in housekeeping, we have our housekeeping, then we're going to have a summer fail section
00:10:27.020 of housekeeping.
00:10:27.820 But within that, there's like a little micro section, kind of like a where are they now?
00:10:32.660 Yeah.
00:10:33.160 A Fleckus Talks alum, where are they now?
00:10:35.960 As you guys may remember, the Donald Trump is worse than Hitler girl, an all-time fave,
00:10:41.220 a first-round pick in any sort of resist draft.
00:10:45.860 If you were to have like a resist draft with all your favorite protesters, she would be,
00:10:51.280 she's-
00:10:52.480 She's up there.
00:10:53.160 She's top five.
00:10:53.620 She's got good branding, too.
00:10:54.900 She's got really good branding, unique voice.
00:10:57.020 And she owns a megaphone.
00:10:58.820 And owns a megaphone.
00:10:59.740 So that's what separates her from the pack.
00:11:01.860 She owns a megaphone.
00:11:02.860 She purchased that from Amazon, probably.
00:11:04.780 Top five, top five, top five.
00:11:06.340 So this is her.
00:11:07.080 This is what she's up to now.
00:11:08.120 She's still in LA.
00:11:09.300 And she was doing some sort of satanic blood ritual, it looks like.
00:11:13.320 She's covered in hopefully fake blood, covered the steps in blood, too.
00:11:17.800 And she's very upset that it's not easy to murder the unborn.
00:11:21.860 Whoa.
00:11:22.100 So she's doing a little bit of a blood ritual thing.
00:11:24.060 Congrats to her.
00:11:24.360 She'll go any which way.
00:11:25.560 Any Democrat issue, she'll be there.
00:11:27.960 Yeah.
00:11:28.200 She'll be there.
00:11:28.920 So they probably pay her to show up.
00:11:31.060 Yeah.
00:11:31.420 She's a hitter.
00:11:31.740 That's what you call a hitter.
00:11:32.800 Yeah.
00:11:33.260 That's what you wave in if you have, you know, if you need a little bit of a protest rally,
00:11:37.880 get some people together.
00:11:38.920 Yeah.
00:11:39.240 Get her with the megaphone leading the way.
00:11:41.000 Megaphone is huge.
00:11:41.760 There was one time in LA when I was just walking around.
00:11:45.520 I think I was with you.
00:11:46.500 Okay.
00:11:46.800 When you visited me, went to that pizza place.
00:11:49.160 I remember we were walking down back to my apartment and we saw that fat guy, Bo, at
00:11:53.000 the bus stop.
00:11:53.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:54.020 And I was like, Bo!
00:11:55.700 He's like a protest regular.
00:11:57.240 He's a protest regular.
00:11:58.500 He was the guy in-
00:11:59.480 He was the bearded guy, right?
00:12:00.060 The bearded guy, fat guy.
00:12:01.360 He was the guy in the Breitbart protests where he like complained about Trump forever.
00:12:05.300 And then I said, oh, okay.
00:12:06.160 So who did you vote for?
00:12:06.940 He goes, I didn't vote.
00:12:09.060 So we saw him at the bus stop one time just as like a regular person.
00:12:12.420 I'm like, Bo, like, what's up?
00:12:14.620 He's like trying to get all mad at me.
00:12:16.620 But it's like, dude, it's like seeing your coworker outside of work or like your teacher
00:12:20.640 at the grocery store.
00:12:21.600 I was like, what's up?
00:12:22.660 So that was great.
00:12:24.480 He's just taking public transit.
00:12:25.740 So Donald Trump is worse than Hitler.
00:12:27.100 Girl is staying busy.
00:12:28.580 We miss you.
00:12:29.360 We hope you're doing well.
00:12:30.500 We love you.
00:12:31.800 Keep up the good work.
00:12:32.780 If I ever get back to LA, I will try to interview you again.
00:12:36.160 I'm sure you'll put a sign in front of my face and then your goons will come.
00:12:39.080 Yep.
00:12:39.500 Moving on.
00:12:40.480 Guys, Helen Keller is a fraud, obviously.
00:12:46.240 Helen Keller allegedly is deaf and blind at the same time.
00:12:50.240 And then she also allegedly went to Harvard, flew an airplane, flew an airplane, and then
00:12:56.040 was born in Alabama, but has an English accent.
00:12:59.860 Helen Keller also had like a handler type who was really.
00:13:04.740 Ann Sullivan or something like that.
00:13:06.460 And they worked hand in hand.
00:13:07.920 They worked in tandem.
00:13:09.060 They were really working together to pull one over on us, to be honest.
00:13:14.180 That's the way I see it.
00:13:15.160 Like you have a handler.
00:13:16.440 It's like, oh, Helen can only communicate through me.
00:13:18.380 And it's like she heard everything.
00:13:20.240 She just said it's just too perfect.
00:13:22.400 And Helen Keller, born in Alabama, but then has an English accent.
00:13:24.880 How could you have an English accent if you were deaf?
00:13:27.540 Fine.
00:13:28.820 Even if you were you weren't blind, if you were deaf, you still couldn't.
00:13:32.600 You wouldn't couldn't even replicate.
00:13:34.160 You wouldn't even know what to replicate.
00:13:36.820 That's what I'm thinking.
00:13:37.600 So she's deaf.
00:13:38.460 She's blind.
00:13:39.440 She has an English accent.
00:13:41.040 Even though she was born in Alabama, she flew an airplane.
00:13:43.320 Imagine getting into the plane, look in the cockpit.
00:13:45.080 You see just Helen Keller.
00:13:46.820 The pilot had set it up for her and his arm on her shoulder like, good, Helen.
00:13:51.600 But you have to touch her hand.
00:13:53.920 Say, go like this.
00:13:55.060 It's like, you sure you want to teach her how to fly?
00:13:57.600 Learn a lesson with all these people on board?
00:13:59.800 Is this necessary?
00:14:00.860 So Helen Keller is kind of, in our mind, a fraud.
00:14:04.420 Doesn't make much sense.
00:14:05.600 Also, Helen Keller, during her time, was kind of brought around and used to promote socialism,
00:14:10.860 socialist things.
00:14:11.480 The ACLU and then-
00:14:13.020 The ACLU and then also women's suffrage.
00:14:15.700 Yeah.
00:14:16.220 So we've seen how all those things played out.
00:14:18.300 She was a prop for not a good progress.
00:14:21.000 She was like a prop pawn.
00:14:22.620 She was like a David Hogg, Greta Thunberg type.
00:14:25.280 But with even lower expectations.
00:14:27.280 Lower expectations and it's harder to prove she was a fraud because there's no social
00:14:33.000 media or anything.
00:14:33.900 So there's just like this legend that grows about her.
00:14:36.360 And it was pretty, I think it was used, she was used and she deceived a lot of people.
00:14:41.100 I think so too.
00:14:41.920 And then I think the story was useful to an extent to be like blind and deaf people.
00:14:47.080 They're just like us, obviously.
00:14:48.900 Like back in the day, in her time, it was way less accepted.
00:14:52.240 But it's a perfect thing to learn in third grade.
00:14:54.800 Yeah.
00:14:54.940 You know, it's a perfect thing to teach students in second grade.
00:14:57.280 About like kindness, acceptance and whatever, you know?
00:15:00.040 Yeah.
00:15:00.220 So she kind of got propped up and then it's just lore now.
00:15:03.060 They bet the next thing you know, we're going to say Rosa Parks was the same thing.
00:15:07.620 I hope not.
00:15:08.740 This is what happens when you look into the past.
00:15:10.760 Well, I think they do.
00:15:11.700 There was someone else who, right?
00:15:13.440 Yeah.
00:15:13.740 That's what I'm saying.
00:15:14.380 There was someone else.
00:15:15.140 I don't want to get into it on the show, but.
00:15:17.420 Okay.
00:15:17.940 And so.
00:15:18.560 Same with Martin Luther King.
00:15:19.960 For the record for me, I have Helen Keller questions.
00:15:23.960 I.
00:15:25.000 You're Helen Keller skeptic.
00:15:26.080 I'm doing it as a, it's, it's, there's 20% of it.
00:15:28.960 That's just a troll.
00:15:29.880 I just want to see people get upset.
00:15:31.360 But then there's a lot of questions that haven't actually been answered about Helen Keller.
00:15:34.720 Richard Rapoy is a Helen Keller skeptic.
00:15:36.860 I, on the other hand, am a full blown Helen Keller denier.
00:15:41.160 And that is why I've created the Helen Keller denier shirt available on shoppuckets.com.
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00:15:49.520 Guys, be like me and Richard Rapoy.
00:15:51.840 Buy these shirts and wear them around.
00:15:54.100 And I don't know.
00:15:55.600 I guess the people stop me.
00:15:56.800 Conversation started.
00:15:57.640 I'm actually excited to wear it.
00:15:59.240 Imagine you walk up to a coffee shop and just wear, hey, a large mocha or, you know, large
00:16:03.980 red eye with no cream.
00:16:06.140 Helen Keller denier in the clearest font ever that you can't get out of.
00:16:10.180 It's like, hey, what's the shirt about?
00:16:11.840 Well, I'm glad you asked.
00:16:13.660 Exactly.
00:16:14.300 And we've also upped the quality of the shirts on the website.
00:16:17.020 Yeah.
00:16:17.180 We went through all the shirts and upped them.
00:16:19.620 So that's good news, too.
00:16:21.300 Things are expanding in the merch department, which is great.
00:16:23.700 Helen Keller denier shirt.
00:16:25.020 Get it today.
00:16:25.740 Shoppuckets.com.
00:16:26.520 That's bringing you the episode.
00:16:27.920 This episode is brought to you by Shoppuckets and the Helen Keller denier shirt available now.
00:16:33.660 I posted this meme before.
00:16:34.860 If Helen Keller has a million deniers, I am one of them.
00:16:37.160 If Helen Keller has five deniers, I am one of them.
00:16:39.800 If Helen Keller has one denier, that one is me.
00:16:42.020 So, you know, we're having fun.
00:16:43.880 Helen Keller has no deniers.
00:16:45.400 I'm dead.
00:16:46.020 Here's two things.
00:16:46.920 All right.
00:16:47.500 We're going to play the video of Helen Keller speaking with an English accent.
00:16:50.260 Let that roll.
00:16:51.080 Here we go.
00:16:51.520 It is the attribute that I put in the end is not being eligible.
00:16:57.560 Very.
00:16:58.080 And then if you go to the comments on that video.
00:17:00.380 Oh, wow.
00:17:01.540 Looks like a real Joe Biden situation here.
00:17:03.900 Comments turned off on the Helen Keller channel.
00:17:05.900 Helen Keller fan club has the comments turned off.
00:17:08.440 They don't want debate.
00:17:10.420 What do they not want to hear?
00:17:11.500 Or have people say.
00:17:13.060 And then as I was researching this topic, here's Helen Keller's signature.
00:17:18.800 Hmm.
00:17:20.040 Too consistent.
00:17:21.100 Looks pretty good.
00:17:22.240 Too good.
00:17:23.500 So I'm out.
00:17:24.660 Helen Keller.
00:17:26.040 I need some major proof.
00:17:27.820 I need some major proof.
00:17:29.220 And actually, I posted on my story once, like, do you believe in Helen Keller?
00:17:32.700 And then I posted that Helen Keller denier meme.
00:17:35.940 And someone DM'd me and was like, yo, I'm like Helen Keller's, like, great grandson.
00:17:40.440 Can you take that down?
00:17:41.660 He didn't say that.
00:17:42.800 He didn't say that.
00:17:43.500 He was just like, I don't know.
00:17:44.460 We've kind of heard it.
00:17:45.320 We don't really know.
00:17:46.200 Like, it didn't seem like there was a really strong oral tradition on what Helen Keller did.
00:17:49.960 We do.
00:17:50.980 We know what happened.
00:17:52.540 And we're deniers for that reason.
00:17:55.020 So shopluggist.com.
00:17:56.280 Moving on.
00:17:57.080 Still in housekeeping, but it's the summer fail section of housekeeping.
00:17:59.740 We have a bunch of summer fails that we've seen so far.
00:18:01.940 We're going to roll a couple for you here.
00:18:03.780 Here we have an attempted, what, backflip into the pool?
00:18:06.740 Yep.
00:18:07.000 With an instant broken back dead guy, I think is what happens.
00:18:11.360 Yep.
00:18:12.860 Goes for the flip.
00:18:14.860 And he's stuck in there.
00:18:15.920 He's absolutely dead.
00:18:16.980 And then we have another one.
00:18:18.040 This guy's trying to jump into the pool as well from a high up place in front of everyone at a party.
00:18:24.440 And he's dead as well.
00:18:26.860 He's dead as well.
00:18:28.200 Guys, we told you not to do this for this exact reason.
00:18:31.180 There is no upside.
00:18:32.840 Even if you've landed the jump.
00:18:35.040 Perfect.
00:18:35.400 Perfect.
00:18:36.020 In the pool.
00:18:36.760 In the above ground pool at the party.
00:18:38.420 Problem number one.
00:18:39.060 Yeah.
00:18:39.360 Even if you landed the jump, it's not going to go viral.
00:18:43.520 No one would retweet that.
00:18:45.260 No one's going to say, oh, cool.
00:18:46.140 This guy jumped into a shitty pool at some crap house party.
00:18:49.080 Nick did a sick jump.
00:18:50.420 Yeah.
00:18:51.280 Ew.
00:18:52.020 Retweet.
00:18:52.660 Yeah.
00:18:53.000 There's no retweet.
00:18:53.880 There's no upside.
00:18:54.640 They're filming and hoping for this.
00:18:56.440 Yeah.
00:18:56.820 And this is what happened.
00:18:57.800 And that's what we're watching.
00:18:59.420 So if that's you, DM us and you'll have to send us a base bug.
00:19:03.920 Yeah.
00:19:04.020 You owe us a base bug.
00:19:05.120 You have to buy one.
00:19:06.140 You have to buy one and make the shipping address our house.
00:19:10.100 Another summer fail.
00:19:11.620 Bradley Cooper is dating Huma Abedin.
00:19:13.880 Shocker, right?
00:19:14.800 That's kind of weird.
00:19:16.340 Feels like Deep State maybe just pushed them together.
00:19:19.000 I don't know.
00:19:20.660 I'm assuming they're doing blood stuff.
00:19:23.000 Yeah.
00:19:23.240 There's some blood stuff.
00:19:24.400 There's blood play.
00:19:25.200 There's something weird going on.
00:19:26.240 There's some blood stuff.
00:19:27.460 The rituals, Huma and Marina Abramovich are in the same umbrella to me, or at least Marina.
00:19:34.700 And then under that umbrella is Huma.
00:19:36.980 For sure.
00:19:37.920 Anthony Weiner as well.
00:19:39.040 So I'm assuming there's some blood stuff.
00:19:41.220 It's sad because we like Bradley Cooper.
00:19:42.700 I like Bradley Cooper.
00:19:43.620 I love Bradley Cooper.
00:19:44.660 I love Limitless.
00:19:46.240 There's no reason to...
00:19:47.760 American Sniper.
00:19:48.500 You know, there's no reason for Bradley Cooper to be muddling on that side.
00:19:53.940 Yeah.
00:19:54.080 I thought.
00:19:54.940 Yeah.
00:19:55.120 But if they're doing blood stuff, they're doing blood stuff.
00:19:57.940 Next, this driver drives...
00:20:00.220 His boat drives...
00:20:01.320 This driver drives boat...
00:20:03.040 Boat drives...
00:20:04.260 Boat driver.
00:20:05.460 This driver drives the boat through the mud.
00:20:09.320 Yeah.
00:20:09.880 So this guy's got somebody on a tube.
00:20:12.240 He's driving around.
00:20:13.280 He's confident.
00:20:14.400 All of a sudden, you're in no feet of water, and it's a mud patch, and your propeller is destroyed.
00:20:19.240 Your propeller is destroyed.
00:20:20.400 The boat is toast.
00:20:21.600 People are in trouble trying to literally abandon ship.
00:20:24.640 Yeah.
00:20:25.360 It's just like as bad of a day as you can get.
00:20:27.240 You're drunk.
00:20:28.200 The cops are coming.
00:20:29.460 I think they call that a credit card captain.
00:20:31.800 Credit card captain.
00:20:32.600 You have no skills.
00:20:33.940 You have no use.
00:20:34.720 All you have is a credit card, and you know how to rent a boat.
00:20:37.000 They let you do that?
00:20:38.340 Yeah.
00:20:38.660 You rent a boat with just any...
00:20:40.200 I can rent a boat without a license and go drive it?
00:20:42.060 A certain size.
00:20:42.940 Yeah.
00:20:43.600 Wow.
00:20:44.020 That's bad.
00:20:44.700 I think so.
00:20:45.560 Well, actually, that's our ride.
00:20:47.340 That's our ride as Americans.
00:20:48.460 That's our ride.
00:20:49.300 In Florida.
00:20:49.840 I can bring my gun on the boat.
00:20:51.260 For sure.
00:20:52.020 That's my ride.
00:20:53.700 All right.
00:20:54.200 Just avoid the mud patch.
00:20:55.540 Yeah.
00:20:55.920 You don't need to know any of the signage or any of the symbols of what's going on on
00:21:01.020 the water.
00:21:01.420 If you're going to be navigating through a sketchy channel, you have to have some knowledge,
00:21:05.740 but you can pretty much get it done, I think.
00:21:07.920 No wake zone.
00:21:08.760 Is that obvious?
00:21:09.380 You don't need anything special for a pontoon boat, right?
00:21:11.740 I think it's different if it's a lake versus the ocean.
00:21:13.980 If you're on a lake, all you can do is drive into the side or you drive in the middle.
00:21:19.900 It's just like you drive in a circle or something.
00:21:21.900 Yeah.
00:21:22.460 This is like ocean, right?
00:21:23.960 Yeah.
00:21:24.280 So that's weird to me.
00:21:26.320 But I don't know.
00:21:26.840 I don't want to infringe anyone's rides.
00:21:28.220 Yeah.
00:21:28.480 I mean, come on.
00:21:29.460 We already have to do driver's license, go to the DMV.
00:21:31.780 That's our ride.
00:21:33.100 That's so true.
00:21:33.960 I don't...
00:21:34.500 I'm not participating.
00:21:35.800 I'm barely paying my taxes.
00:21:37.280 Next is zombie deer section.
00:21:41.680 Yeah.
00:21:41.820 Not section.
00:21:42.800 Clip.
00:21:44.060 You see this?
00:21:45.060 Yeah.
00:21:45.660 This deer runs by.
00:21:49.000 He's going zombie mode.
00:21:50.520 Oh, no.
00:21:51.840 And then this next deer comes out with, like, a broken neck that healed incorrectly.
00:21:57.920 Ugh.
00:21:58.600 And the deer is, like, still alive with the broken neck.
00:22:01.860 He probably tried to jump into a pool or something.
00:22:03.840 But that's what happened on July 4th.
00:22:06.740 Oh, I feel bad for those.
00:22:08.320 I feel bad for those, too.
00:22:09.560 He should just get eaten.
00:22:10.620 I know.
00:22:11.100 He should.
00:22:11.820 That's going to be a good meal for somebody.
00:22:13.360 Mountain lion.
00:22:14.280 Mm-hmm.
00:22:15.000 Hey, mountain lions.
00:22:15.860 We found your guy.
00:22:16.800 Yeah.
00:22:17.660 Put him out.
00:22:18.500 Yeah.
00:22:18.980 Next, summer fail.
00:22:22.060 BMW fees.
00:22:23.140 I don't know why it's necessarily in the summer fail section.
00:22:25.340 We found out about it in the summer.
00:22:27.500 Yeah.
00:22:27.800 So it kind of counts.
00:22:29.420 Mm-hmm.
00:22:29.640 So basically, BMW announced that they are basically getting involved in the microtransaction game.
00:22:37.300 Which is where the money's at.
00:22:38.740 Everyone's realizing all these subscription services and all these things are realizing,
00:22:42.300 like, oh, we can just kind of microcharge these people on a recurring basis.
00:22:45.960 We can gut this pig for $400 a year if we just do it slowly.
00:22:49.100 And they won't even notice.
00:22:50.160 And they're so deep in consumerism that it's just like, well, read some of the things that
00:22:54.140 they charge for.
00:22:55.440 Heated seats, front heat seating is 15 euros a month.
00:22:59.100 So it's $18 American dollars a month to heat your front seats.
00:23:03.960 Is the heater in the car or not?
00:23:05.740 Did I buy the car and there's the heater in the car?
00:23:08.360 If the heater's in the car, I can use it whenever I want.
00:23:11.500 Yeah.
00:23:11.920 And so this is like-
00:23:13.380 Thought.
00:23:14.100 You should be able to.
00:23:15.380 And yes, the answer is yes.
00:23:16.700 And it's just a software thing that you're paying for.
00:23:19.140 So you're paying to get the software unlocked to use the heated seats, even though the hardware
00:23:23.720 is already in there.
00:23:24.760 So you're starting some sort of corporate versus American versus any citizen thing that
00:23:30.600 we need to fight.
00:23:31.900 We cannot give an inch on this.
00:23:33.760 If anybody pays for this, I need to fight you.
00:23:36.560 Yeah.
00:23:37.120 And you know when this all started?
00:23:38.700 When?
00:23:39.600 When they put the things over the engine and say, oh, if you have a problem under the hood,
00:23:45.540 bring it to the dealership.
00:23:46.460 We got a special screwdriver.
00:23:47.960 You don't have that.
00:23:48.900 You don't have access to that.
00:23:50.020 Can't fix my car.
00:23:51.620 That's a big thing that's been going on with farmers, too.
00:23:53.780 Like John Deere, like the right to fix your own tractor.
00:23:57.080 John Deere's like, no, you need the special tool.
00:23:58.800 You got to come take it to us.
00:24:00.600 And it's like-
00:24:01.080 And we got to pay some guy like 60, 80 bucks an hour.
00:24:04.680 Yeah.
00:24:05.380 Whatever their dealership rate is.
00:24:07.280 Well, it is way higher than just some guy or yourself.
00:24:09.860 You're seeing this late stage American like capitalism thing that is not protecting consumers
00:24:16.380 to an extent.
00:24:17.340 Like you don't even really own your house.
00:24:19.500 You don't really own the tractor if you have to bring it to the same guy to get prepared.
00:24:23.060 You don't own your house if you owe property taxes and then a city tax and then something
00:24:26.860 every year.
00:24:27.580 You know, this nickel and diming and blood sucking of Americans just really kind of gets
00:24:31.900 we're already at it.
00:24:32.720 Like we're already in trouble.
00:24:34.020 Yeah.
00:24:34.140 And now they're squeezing us to death on the way out.
00:24:36.600 Yo, 9.1% inflation just dropped.
00:24:39.920 Let's fucking milk them for heated seats.
00:24:42.360 Yeah.
00:24:42.760 America's in trouble and they're shorting us on the way down.
00:24:45.920 Exactly.
00:24:46.620 It's so frustrating.
00:24:47.740 And so it's like, don't get involved in things like this.
00:24:51.060 Eventually it's going to come full circle and there's going to be like a company like
00:24:54.040 where everything's a subscription and everything's the worst nickel and dime thing ever.
00:24:57.960 And then some company is going to be like, here's just a Toyota Camry from 2005.
00:25:01.780 It runs.
00:25:02.640 It runs.
00:25:03.360 Yeah.
00:25:03.860 The parts are everywhere.
00:25:05.020 Good luck.
00:25:05.880 You know, I think that-
00:25:07.240 We need the Amish version of cars.
00:25:09.720 1990s before the shutoff switch gets in there.
00:25:12.160 That's so true.
00:25:13.120 Yeah.
00:25:13.640 Because they're going to terminator us eventually and then incorporate everything in.
00:25:17.380 So if you drive a Tesla, but you don't, maybe not a Tesla is a good example, but you have
00:25:20.680 an electric car and you don't get vaccinated and then you're driving and you know, they're
00:25:25.580 not going to let you drive.
00:25:25.840 It just drives you to the vaccination center and then some big guy comes in and goes, we
00:25:29.520 heard you were coming.
00:25:30.720 And he grabs your arm.
00:25:31.740 Get out of your own car.
00:25:33.260 You're like a dog slapping the glass.
00:25:36.720 All right.
00:25:37.460 Last piece of summer fails.
00:25:39.080 This is actually not a fail.
00:25:41.240 This is an opportunity for redemption, a redemption arc for a lot of these stupid people jumping
00:25:45.280 off of pool, into pools and stuff.
00:25:47.740 Look at this video.
00:25:49.640 You see this in the water here?
00:25:52.240 You see those wakes in the water?
00:25:53.860 It looks like, what is that, right?
00:25:55.860 And then you look close and you see it.
00:25:58.880 It's a great white shark.
00:26:00.760 Biggest shark ever.
00:26:02.180 It's a mega shark.
00:26:02.900 Mega shark coming up towards the boat right next to you.
00:26:06.380 So here's the opportunity.
00:26:09.440 You're in the boat and you see that mega shark next to you.
00:26:12.280 OK, this is going to be some terrible advice.
00:26:16.840 What?
00:26:17.420 So you're on a boat with a bunch of your friends.
00:26:19.080 Everyone's drinking.
00:26:19.760 You're having fun.
00:26:20.480 He has six beers and a shot of fireball.
00:26:23.300 You're feeling good, right?
00:26:24.500 You're feeling good.
00:26:25.340 The shark's there.
00:26:26.200 There's girls in the boat.
00:26:27.720 You want to look cool.
00:26:28.860 Do you?
00:26:29.780 What do you do?
00:26:30.880 If you jumped off of the boat and landed on the fin or the back of the shark, that shark
00:26:38.480 is going to hear that splash that he did not prepare for.
00:26:41.420 He's going to feel something in the water and he's going to go, boom, out of there and
00:26:44.500 just get out of there as fast as he can before he realizes.
00:26:47.360 Maybe he'll circle back and say, what was that?
00:26:49.380 Yeah.
00:26:49.760 But his initial reaction is going to be, boom, I'm out.
00:26:52.520 That was not what I was expecting.
00:26:54.260 Something bold enough to attack me might be crazy.
00:26:57.200 So if you're like a crazy party idiot who, you know, doesn't want to be questioned for
00:27:01.180 why you drink in the morning, you can be like this crazy badass guy.
00:27:05.400 Oh, Dave one time jumped off the boat.
00:27:07.420 He jumped in the back of the shark.
00:27:08.740 He was crazy.
00:27:09.640 He could be a crazy party badass legend in eternity.
00:27:14.200 If you do this, I think that's actually not.
00:27:17.140 I think it checks out.
00:27:18.460 You're right.
00:27:18.960 That I don't think the shark just goes.
00:27:20.580 The shark doesn't get hit on the back and go snap back and bite you.
00:27:24.100 Snap back 90 degrees and bite you.
00:27:25.740 He can't even move his body like that.
00:27:27.540 Yeah.
00:27:28.040 He needs momentum.
00:27:28.780 He needs to be.
00:27:29.240 That would be a legendary tale.
00:27:31.180 Yeah.
00:27:31.360 Because who would ever do that?
00:27:32.460 I don't know.
00:27:32.720 Fleck has jumped on the back of a great white shark one time in the middle of the ocean.
00:27:35.980 And people go, oh, my gosh, that's like crazy.
00:27:37.880 I would not do it.
00:27:39.320 Yeah.
00:27:39.740 I'd be encouraging someone to do it.
00:27:41.800 But there is like a one in a hundred downside where you jump and the shark doesn't do that.
00:27:47.660 And you're just on him.
00:27:49.340 And then he goes like he comes back because there is a chance that maybe he's not scared of anything.
00:27:55.760 It's not in his bones to be scared of anything.
00:27:58.000 Yeah.
00:27:58.200 I think advice like this is why YouTube never sent you a plaque or a thing.
00:28:03.000 Yeah.
00:28:04.100 A badge of honor.
00:28:05.840 Moving on.
00:28:06.680 Let's get out of housekeeping.
00:28:07.820 A great housekeeping this week and into Cringe of the Week.
00:28:12.140 Our first couple of Cringe of the Week is a post I saw.
00:28:19.760 I think it was on Libs of TikTok.
00:28:22.000 It was about a woman who bought her child a book that explains transgenderism.
00:28:27.360 She had a seven-year-old child.
00:28:29.440 Do you have the title of the book?
00:28:30.880 Yeah.
00:28:31.360 The title is Jack, not Jackie in parentheses.
00:28:35.120 And it's like a little girl dressed in boys clothes.
00:28:36.800 And then the other book is Mary wears what she wants.
00:28:39.340 And it's a little girl in like a pantsuit, basically.
00:28:41.720 So the lady was like proudly posting that she's reading her kids' trans books.
00:28:44.880 And then one month later, Richard Rapboy, read what she posted on social media, the mom of the child.
00:28:50.720 So this woman posts on the Facebook group, trans people and the allies who support them on December 30th, 2021.
00:28:56.720 My daughter, seven years, was extremely excited to receive these books for Christmas, and I couldn't have been more proud.
00:29:01.820 Hashtag allies.
00:29:02.740 Hashtag be the change.
00:29:04.560 So this woman's looking for attention online for the acts that she's doing in her house because she's such a good ally, blah, blah, blah.
00:29:12.260 Exactly one month later, one month, she posts to the same Facebook group and says, in need of a little advice.
00:29:20.980 This is your first problem, looking for advice from this group.
00:29:23.300 You kind of need a neutral third party.
00:29:24.760 These people need some help, too.
00:29:27.580 I don't think you should.
00:29:28.700 Not the advice.
00:29:29.520 It's like going to the banker and being like, should I get a high interest loan?
00:29:32.520 It's like, yeah, yeah, adjustable rate right now.
00:29:35.980 Now's the time to buy.
00:29:36.740 So she goes, she says, in need of a little advice, my daughter, seven years, just came to me and said she thinks she wants to be a boy.
00:29:43.840 Now we are strong LGBTQ plus IA allies, and I've always taught her that there's absolutely nothing wrong with these feelings, but I honestly don't think that she is a boy inside.
00:29:52.420 I want to handle this conversation in a healthy way.
00:29:55.080 I do not want to invalidate her feelings or make her feel any shame.
00:29:58.420 She was always a very girly girl.
00:30:00.200 Favorite color has always been pink, love dresses and makeup, crushes on boys, et cetera.
00:30:04.560 Recently, the boy she was crushing on at the beginning of the year has accepted her into his circle more.
00:30:10.420 She likes to play Roblox, so they have bonded over that.
00:30:13.000 Suddenly, her favorite color changed to blue, and she's interested in basketball, et cetera.
00:30:16.940 She also mentioned that she has a crush on a girl she plays Roblox with but has never met.
00:30:22.140 The internet is radicalizing your children.
00:30:24.340 Live.
00:30:25.240 We've had a discussion about bisexuality because she previously said she only had crushes on boys.
00:30:29.820 Her dad is very anti-LGBTQIA and believes that my teaching her to be an ally would only create problems, so I'm a tad insecure that I've done something to confuse my kid.
00:30:41.080 I'm assuming that's her ex-husband who probably gets the kid on the weekends.
00:30:45.620 He probably wishes at this point.
00:30:47.320 But so it's kind of sad because the way I interpret this is like a woman who thinks she's doing the right thing, and she's looking for guidance, and she doesn't have her own foundation or strength.
00:30:58.280 And she's kind of like, what have I done?
00:31:00.500 My husband might have been right, you know?
00:31:02.420 It's like the collateral damage of like these progressive ideas.
00:31:05.860 Yeah.
00:31:06.140 Like that's who actually gets affected by it.
00:31:08.380 Exactly.
00:31:08.820 A weak-willed woman who kind of like wants to do the right thing, has a friend group, probably lives in a progressive area.
00:31:13.700 Quints to Virtue Signal online, and it's like you're just putting an eyedropper.
00:31:18.060 You're like, let me experiment on the mind of my seven-year-old kid during her most formative years.
00:31:23.180 Gave her the book one month later.
00:31:24.580 Congrats.
00:31:25.020 You tricked your kid into being trans or whatever.
00:31:27.000 And now you've got to go, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:28.980 I didn't think that was us.
00:31:30.240 We're allies.
00:31:31.120 We're not the people.
00:31:32.180 Yeah.
00:31:32.540 You know?
00:31:32.960 This doesn't happen to us.
00:31:34.000 We're just the allies.
00:31:34.820 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:35.700 That's dark.
00:31:36.640 So Ultimate Mess, that's how quickly it happens, I guess.
00:31:40.840 Yeah, that's kind of the theme of this week's Cringe of the Week is how impressionable the children really are.
00:31:45.460 Like it really proves it.
00:31:46.740 Our next clip as well, this art teacher.
00:31:49.300 I bet she's an art teacher.
00:31:52.020 Listen to what she says.
00:31:54.160 Just saying, if my five to seven-year-old art students can correctly use they, them pronouns for their peers
00:32:01.260 and accept non-binary kids without batting an eye, adults should fucking be able to do it.
00:32:08.980 Isn't that interesting?
00:32:11.020 How she says correctly use?
00:32:13.420 Yeah, correctly.
00:32:13.680 How she correctly use?
00:32:14.860 The thing we invented literally six and a half months ago.
00:32:17.960 Yeah.
00:32:18.300 And it's like the only reason they do it correctly is because you incorrectly taught them.
00:32:21.440 Yeah.
00:32:21.780 You had them for an hour and you corrected them.
00:32:24.480 Yeah.
00:32:24.860 Towards your side.
00:32:25.920 I don't care.
00:32:26.720 And then when it comes to the sides, her side is viewed as correct.
00:32:30.960 And like me, if I were to say there's boys are boys and girls are girls, I would get censored,
00:32:36.560 deplatformed, discouraged.
00:32:38.320 People would be discouraged from looking at my content.
00:32:40.380 But a person like this who thinks boys are girls and acts this way inappropriately with gendered language,
00:32:48.280 that's like the correct take.
00:32:50.380 I'm like the oppressive bad guy.
00:32:52.140 And like that's the correct take.
00:32:53.460 The correct take is the backwards opposite take is correct.
00:32:57.780 Anyone else who challenges that is incorrect.
00:32:59.760 It's kind of bonkers to me.
00:33:01.380 It happened quick, man.
00:33:02.300 It happened quick.
00:33:03.300 And yeah, I think there's something where she's like adults should be able to effing do it or whatever she said.
00:33:08.680 It's like, yeah, we can.
00:33:10.500 I very easily can.
00:33:12.520 I just don't want to.
00:33:14.600 I don't do it.
00:33:15.520 I don't live in the backwards world.
00:33:17.300 I guess you guys can easily survive there.
00:33:19.520 We know what the slippery slope is and we know what the intentions of the people who are pulling your Muppet strings are.
00:33:24.560 Yeah.
00:33:24.900 So for those reasons, I'm out.
00:33:27.900 Toodles.
00:33:28.960 Next clip.
00:33:30.440 Dr. Howley.
00:33:31.780 You want to go to the detransitioner first or no?
00:33:33.600 Let's do Dr. Howley first.
00:33:35.260 And then we'll end it with the detransitioner.
00:33:37.140 Senator.
00:33:37.660 The honorable senator.
00:33:38.560 You referred to people with a capacity for pregnancy.
00:33:42.060 Would that be women?
00:33:42.980 Many women, cis women have the capacity for pregnancy.
00:33:48.680 Many cis women do not have the capacity for pregnancy.
00:33:51.680 There are also trans men who are capable of pregnancy as well as non-binary people who are capable of pregnancy.
00:33:56.700 So this isn't really a women's.
00:33:58.300 Sounds smart.
00:33:59.700 Sounds like you had a tight sound bite there ready to go.
00:34:02.300 Yeah.
00:34:02.700 Sounds smart.
00:34:03.620 It's a rights issue.
00:34:04.940 It's a.
00:34:05.280 We can recognize that this impacts women while also recognizing that it impacts other groups.
00:34:10.000 Those things are not mutually exclusive.
00:34:11.860 Senator Hawley.
00:34:12.540 Oh, so your view is, is that the core of this, this right then is about what?
00:34:18.680 So I want to recognize that your line of questioning is transphobic and it opens up trans people to violence by not recognizing that.
00:34:27.560 Wow.
00:34:27.860 You're saying that I'm opening up people to violence by asking whether or not women are the folks who can have pregnancies?
00:34:32.920 So I'm one.
00:34:33.760 I want to note that one out of five transgender persons have attempted suicide.
00:34:39.840 So I think it's important.
00:34:41.140 Because of my line of questioning.
00:34:42.000 Because we can't talk about it.
00:34:44.700 Exactly.
00:34:45.320 One in five have attempted suicide.
00:34:47.200 You think they care what Senator Hawley thinks they hate Senator Hawley.
00:34:50.500 They think he's like a piece of shit Nazi.
00:34:52.280 Yeah.
00:34:52.500 They don't care what he says.
00:34:53.900 Yeah.
00:34:54.140 It doesn't matter.
00:34:55.060 That's kind of the inverse.
00:34:56.320 Like that's like the.
00:34:57.260 Exactly.
00:34:57.560 It's the inverse.
00:34:58.280 And like, that's how they sneak in.
00:34:59.440 And then it's like, all right, we'll just get behind this guy and pull our way into consensus.
00:35:04.060 Uh, and that's, that's what they do.
00:35:06.520 They use these people as a way to inject their ideas that wouldn't work otherwise.
00:35:12.480 Do you think that lady in that situation knows that?
00:35:15.660 Or does she, is she tricked?
00:35:18.400 And she's like a high level person who's tricked that they, that they use.
00:35:21.280 She's not that high level.
00:35:22.440 I don't think.
00:35:22.820 So I think like the George Soros is in those types.
00:35:25.220 Like they use her and she probably believes like LGBT allies and suicide.
00:35:30.980 We have to be careful.
00:35:32.060 Yeah.
00:35:32.560 And then they use her and she thinks she's being smart.
00:35:35.840 And then any pushback against her, she'll probably be like, oh, everyone's being racist
00:35:39.900 to me.
00:35:40.320 Yeah.
00:35:40.740 That's it's the perfect Chinese finger trap.
00:35:42.860 It is pretty good.
00:35:44.060 It's very smart.
00:35:45.100 Well, it's smart for Muppet people who live in the fake world or who listen to the fake
00:35:49.200 world a little bit.
00:35:50.020 You know, it's like Josh Hawley obviously doesn't engage in that.
00:35:53.080 Um, and I think that woman, like the, the George Soros type puppet string masters, they
00:36:00.260 don't care about what you're fighting about.
00:36:02.380 They just care that there's fighting.
00:36:03.740 You know what I mean?
00:36:04.340 They care that there's head butting and they don't care.
00:36:06.380 They don't care how it gets done.
00:36:07.840 Racism, transphobia, however, however we just need to get it done.
00:36:11.820 Slides, slides envelope across the table and gets, you know, money going.
00:36:15.560 Just need to get it done.
00:36:16.860 Trans people, you guys are going to be running the sexualization confusion and degrading part
00:36:22.300 of the, the childhood department.
00:36:24.120 Admiral Levine dismissed, you know, like fallout soldier.
00:36:28.740 Yeah.
00:36:29.520 Um, so exactly.
00:36:30.920 It's like, Oh, one in five trans people have attempted to commit suicide.
00:36:34.420 Whoa, that's high.
00:36:35.860 Is there something else going on?
00:36:37.360 Um, and you know, that's shockingly high.
00:36:39.520 Is it before their operation or is it still the same post-op?
00:36:43.260 Yeah.
00:36:43.720 These are important questions.
00:36:44.640 We should hammer into that statistic really crazily.
00:36:47.140 We should be researching that and just wondering why they're doing it.
00:36:49.540 Yeah.
00:36:49.820 These people, like the stakes are high with this, with this demographic.
00:36:53.080 That sounds risky.
00:36:53.680 We should really figure it out.
00:36:54.860 And then when people do transition, we should keep tabs on them and see how that's going.
00:36:59.900 And if that actually solved their problems.
00:37:01.320 Yeah.
00:37:01.560 If that gave them happiness, we should do continual mental health evals and kind of check in
00:37:06.300 constantly with these transitioners.
00:37:07.940 Which they don't.
00:37:09.300 Which takes us to our next clip.
00:37:11.100 The D transitioner.
00:37:12.600 This person transitioned when they were a teenager.
00:37:15.460 And here's what they said in front of some sort of city hall or something.
00:37:17.560 This is the California State Assembly.
00:37:20.840 And I am a 17-year-old detransitioner from the Central Valley.
00:37:23.820 I was medically transitioned from ages 13 to 16.
00:37:27.060 My parents took me to a therapist who affirmed my male identity.
00:37:30.460 And the therapist did not care about causality or encouraged me to learn to be comfortable
00:37:34.300 with my body.
00:37:35.640 He brushed off my parents' concerns about the efficacy of hormones, puberty blockers, and
00:37:39.340 surgeries.
00:37:40.400 My parents were given the threat of suicide as a reason to move me forward in my transition.
00:37:44.980 My endocrinologist, after two or three appointments.
00:37:47.040 Seems like they use that suicide threat to whichever way they want.
00:37:50.820 They really use it.
00:37:51.660 They use it for abortion, too.
00:37:52.820 People are going to die from abortion.
00:37:54.840 It's like, well, with abortion, someone dies pretty much every time.
00:37:58.400 Put me on puberty blockers and injectable testosterone.
00:38:01.740 At age 15, I asked to remove my breasts.
00:38:04.680 My therapist continued to affirm my transition.
00:38:06.900 I attended a top surgery class that was filled with around 12 girls that thought they were men.
00:38:13.000 Most were my age or younger.
00:38:14.160 None of us were going to be men.
00:38:15.940 We were fleeing from the uncomfortable feeling of becoming women.
00:38:19.220 I was unknowingly physically cutting off my true self from my body irreversibly and painfully.
00:38:24.620 Our trans identities were not questioned.
00:38:26.700 I went through with surgery.
00:38:28.620 Despite having therapists and attending the top surgery class, I really didn't understand
00:38:32.740 all the ramifications of any of the medical decisions I was making.
00:38:37.640 Sad.
00:38:38.580 15.
00:38:39.160 Yeah.
00:38:39.980 15.
00:38:40.540 You're saying like the point blank, bare minimum opinion.
00:38:44.880 You know, like I feel bad for this girl.
00:38:47.040 Obviously, she was tricked and led down a path.
00:38:48.840 But it's like saying this after the fact.
00:38:51.500 So obviously, it's like, thank you.
00:38:54.180 Yeah, we know.
00:38:55.420 Tricked and led down the path for sure.
00:38:57.000 And then like weak parents.
00:38:58.280 Like there's like weak parents, I think, at the base of like all these issues, even urban
00:39:02.420 decay as well.
00:39:03.480 The weak parents, weak or bad parents.
00:39:06.200 If you're weak, your kid is vulnerable to being tricked into this trans whatever lifestyle
00:39:11.960 or the LGBT plus lifestyle.
00:39:15.460 So if you don't, if you're not a strong parent, you have a chance of losing your kid to that.
00:39:20.120 If you're a weak parent, otherwise, you could lose your kid to crime and doing like what
00:39:25.660 we'll see if you're an absent parent, you know, who's going to be my kid's role model.
00:39:29.180 I don't know.
00:39:29.640 So it's just a matter of like, if you're an absent weak parent, it's just a matter of
00:39:32.920 who's going to pluck up your kid and influence them for not the best.
00:39:37.200 100%.
00:39:37.640 Yeah.
00:39:38.300 You want to end it here?
00:39:39.080 I mean, I feel bad for this girl.
00:39:40.520 Yeah, I do too.
00:39:42.140 That's who we should be hearing from.
00:39:43.740 And I think there were a couple other things.
00:39:45.300 Yeah.
00:39:45.800 Those are the voices that need to be elevated.
00:39:47.120 And those are the ones, those are the ones that should be front and center.
00:39:48.980 Like, hey, you know, you could do your surgeries, but here's what happens when
00:39:52.260 you change your mind.
00:39:53.100 And this many people change their mind out of this many people who do this
00:39:55.620 surgery.
00:39:56.280 But those are the voices that are discouraged the most because they're
00:39:59.700 suicidal.
00:40:00.420 Yeah.
00:40:00.640 You have to stop.
00:40:01.400 Yeah.
00:40:01.620 You can't intervene in any way.
00:40:04.060 Yeah.
00:40:04.200 Like, imagine like, hey, that guy's jumping off a bridge.
00:40:07.240 Like, he wants Del Taco.
00:40:09.680 Like, you just start doing everything for him.
00:40:12.020 Like, I'm going to jump.
00:40:13.360 Like, pay off my taxes.
00:40:15.040 You know, it's kind of an equivalent, right?
00:40:17.580 A hundred P.
00:40:18.900 And then obviously the damage is done.
00:40:21.340 This girl has no breasts.
00:40:23.020 She's at increased risk of cervical cancer.
00:40:25.640 Now.
00:40:25.940 Might not be able to have kids at all.
00:40:27.360 Because of the hormones.
00:40:28.280 Never be able to breastfeed if she does.
00:40:30.040 And obviously you heard the voice is probably forever changed to a deeper voice.
00:40:34.400 Um, so, hey, uh, if you're parents out there, obviously this, this problem isn't really in
00:40:41.540 our audience, but people need to see stuff like this.
00:40:45.260 A hundred percent.
00:40:46.260 God bless that person.
00:40:47.720 I hope she finds peace and gets back to as normal as she can get to.
00:40:50.820 Good on you for speaking out.
00:40:52.100 Yeah.
00:40:52.500 Seriously.
00:40:53.240 Last clip of cringe of the week.
00:40:55.120 You guys might get mad at me for this one.
00:40:58.120 Cause this is actually supposed to be an uplifting goal, but I just think it's cringe.
00:41:02.100 The travel the world girl.
00:41:04.260 Yeah.
00:41:04.480 Let's let it run.
00:41:06.320 What's your biggest dream in life?
00:41:09.580 Probably to get out of this town.
00:41:11.400 Travel the world, I guess.
00:41:12.700 Yeah.
00:41:13.240 Have you been struggling with anything yourself?
00:41:16.220 Life is long.
00:41:19.500 Life is hard.
00:41:20.780 Yeah.
00:41:21.060 My name is the presence.
00:41:21.720 We'll, uh, we'll be back later today.
00:41:25.720 Buying her flowers.
00:41:27.600 We are also surprising Isabella with $500 to travel the world.
00:41:32.920 We just wanted to give you this.
00:41:36.600 Bright and beautiful day.
00:41:38.920 We have one more surprise for you.
00:41:41.200 This is massive.
00:41:42.380 Massive.
00:41:44.860 We can pause it there.
00:41:48.180 $500 to travel the world?
00:41:50.080 You, we've got a $9 hostel in Spain.
00:41:52.880 You're going to love the train ticket takes, it takes 36 hours, but you'll get there.
00:41:58.060 No, I'm, Hey, I'm kind of like you're setting this person up to get like sex trafficked or
00:42:03.380 something like $500 to travel the world.
00:42:07.240 The Uber's to and from the airport, maybe for the first half of the trip, $500 to travel
00:42:13.240 the world.
00:42:14.080 Some rich German doctor is going to slice you up, but you know, it'll be good.
00:42:17.960 $500 to travel the world.
00:42:21.220 It's kind of like when you go on wheel of fortune and you win like the silver Kia Sentra with
00:42:25.620 none of the upgrades or add-ons, it's like, we've got a new car.
00:42:28.420 It's like, great.
00:42:30.400 Or you go to Thailand.
00:42:31.960 It's like my flying director.
00:42:34.700 No, you're stopping in Guam.
00:42:36.980 It's like a three-day trip.
00:42:38.620 Like, oh, well.
00:42:39.820 I will take the other side of this.
00:42:41.500 These guys are doing something nice.
00:42:43.380 I mean, you can debate this, doing it for social media, camera right in a girl's face.
00:42:47.300 I'm on antidepressants.
00:42:48.560 You know, they get it in her face and they go, got her.
00:42:51.320 Yeah.
00:42:51.820 Give her $500.
00:42:52.660 You know, whatever.
00:42:54.140 If someone gives me $500, I'm happy.
00:42:56.800 Yeah.
00:42:57.160 I can put it to use, but I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't say, oh, now I'm going to Paris.
00:43:03.740 $500.
00:43:04.480 Let's go to Paris.
00:43:05.560 Yeah.
00:43:05.680 I'm opening a new credit card.
00:43:08.300 I'm going to Paris.
00:43:09.360 You can get, you can probably, if I get from Florida, I can get to like DC, you know, in
00:43:16.560 $500.
00:43:17.480 Round trip, baby.
00:43:17.800 I can buy one plane round trip ticket, maybe, and I'm sitting in the middle.
00:43:21.760 And talented Mr. Ripley is not playing again.
00:43:23.940 Yeah.
00:43:24.900 All right.
00:43:25.380 That takes us out of Cringe of the Week.
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00:44:41.320 Taking us into our next section, Urban Decay.
00:44:44.880 We have an intense Urban Decay section this week, as always.
00:44:48.740 First clip, kids cursing off the cops.
00:44:52.600 We'll just let it run.
00:44:53.440 I want kids in diapers.
00:45:08.060 No respect for authority.
00:45:09.620 Obviously bad parents, absent parents.
00:45:11.540 The kids have no clothes on in the street.
00:45:13.840 It says they fry or you'll hear that.
00:45:16.620 It's the cop.
00:45:21.400 Yeah.
00:45:21.460 And I'm in a fry.
00:45:22.840 Can't.
00:45:23.740 Yeah.
00:45:24.180 It's over.
00:45:26.980 Yeah.
00:45:28.200 So no respect for authority.
00:45:30.560 They're convinced everyone's out to get them and the police are the bad guys.
00:45:33.840 So they're going to grow up to be criminals.
00:45:36.260 They're going to have bad interactions with cops.
00:45:38.340 They're probably going to end up in jail or the juvenile detention system in and out.
00:45:42.840 Probably get let out.
00:45:44.040 Yeah.
00:45:44.840 Based on this behavior, I'm going to say this kid is going to interact with the police a lot.
00:45:49.520 Yeah.
00:45:49.880 On a recurring basis throughout life.
00:45:52.580 And this little kid, I mean, the difference between saying, thank you, sir.
00:45:56.640 Like, yes, sir.
00:45:57.720 Or, oh, how's your day going?
00:45:59.700 And fuck you, bitch.
00:46:01.660 Bitch.
00:46:02.300 Stupid ass church shoes.
00:46:04.340 It's like your parents.
00:46:05.520 The difference is your parents.
00:46:07.120 A hundred percent.
00:46:08.380 These, yeah, these kids are really behind the eight ball for the rest of their life.
00:46:13.760 I'm going to say doomed.
00:46:15.600 This kid is doomed to live in a life of squalor and crime and, like, repeated in and outs of the jail.
00:46:21.820 If you don't learn the police or the good guys, what will you do?
00:46:25.620 Who do you have in your life that's an authority?
00:46:28.320 It's not your parents.
00:46:29.200 It's not the police.
00:46:29.920 It's not your school system.
00:46:32.320 So, yeah.
00:46:33.320 Remember when we were kids and it was, like, officer friendly.
00:46:36.120 Like, you meet him.
00:46:37.200 Hey, officer friendly.
00:46:39.120 Don't do drugs.
00:46:40.180 And then it's like, if you're ever lost, find a police officer.
00:46:45.000 And this kid gets taught, fuck you, bitch.
00:46:47.900 And attacks them.
00:46:49.500 Literally fighting them.
00:46:50.840 But they'll, if they ever do do crimes, they'll probably be released from jail because they're black.
00:46:57.120 That's not me saying that.
00:46:58.940 That's what Ben Stein said.
00:47:00.740 Listen to this Ben Stein clip from the Beverly Hills Hotel.
00:47:03.380 When I moved here in 1976, this was a very safe city.
00:47:09.520 And Beverly Hills was one of the safest places in that city.
00:47:12.800 In fact, I think for a large city, it was probably the safest city in the United States of America.
00:47:18.860 And that's changed dramatically.
00:47:22.420 And here's what's going on.
00:47:24.580 For some reason, which would take a lot of explaining, but it could be explained,
00:47:30.040 the government decides to basically stop punishing black people who commit crimes.
00:47:36.400 And black people can commit crimes and not be prosecuted for it.
00:47:40.860 And yes, they're embarrassed, at least to a small extent.
00:47:44.800 And yes, their parents are mad at them, but they do not get away with anything less than murder.
00:47:53.640 And this is a shocking thing.
00:47:55.680 This is a very bad thing.
00:47:57.520 So we have gone from a city where people are happy.
00:48:00.200 They go around with their doors unlocked to fear.
00:48:03.600 And we have become a city of fear.
00:48:06.560 And that is an extremely bad place to be.
00:48:10.860 Yep.
00:48:11.740 So Ben Stein said it, not me.
00:48:14.120 Don't shoot the messenger.
00:48:15.400 I know you probably have a gun.
00:48:18.220 You too.
00:48:19.380 We do as well.
00:48:21.180 Ben Stein said it, not me.
00:48:23.200 But yeah, that's basically what happens when they're looking for, obviously, racial tension.
00:48:28.440 So if you don't prosecute certain groups and you look the other way and then you call the victims racist,
00:48:34.320 if they ever do question anything, that's that racial tension that we talked about.
00:48:38.260 Remember how we have like the George Soros has his departments,
00:48:40.380 like the confuse the kids department, the trans people run that.
00:48:43.600 Here they have this.
00:48:44.540 Eat the bugs department.
00:48:45.860 Eat the bugs department.
00:48:47.080 You'll own nothing and be happy department.
00:48:48.620 Yeah.
00:48:48.780 There's a lot of fronts.
00:48:50.180 There's a lot of angles.
00:48:51.100 Squeeze the middle class with inflation department.
00:48:53.860 Yep.
00:48:54.080 And then there's this department where they just want racial tension, people to get frustrated,
00:48:57.940 and no one to help.
00:48:59.740 There's no one helping them.
00:49:00.820 And then they want to take matters into their own hands.
00:49:02.700 They're fighting with each other.
00:49:03.820 That's the end goal.
00:49:04.660 Then they can take the money out from anywhere they can.
00:49:07.760 And they just squeeze us dry and we don't notice.
00:49:09.540 We fight on racial terms and we don't realize the class issues that actually exist.
00:49:15.420 Mike Sternevich posted a thing.
00:49:17.320 I think it was like an ad for a house from like the 50s.
00:49:19.900 Yeah.
00:49:20.380 You can get a two, three bedroom house for $7,500.
00:49:24.080 Your mortgage is $49 a month.
00:49:26.580 Closing cost of a buck 50, you know, like 150.
00:49:30.080 What happened?
00:49:30.760 They stole everything.
00:49:31.880 Yeah.
00:49:32.060 They stole everything and we, and then they distracted us with all these other social
00:49:36.700 issues, but they literally stole everything.
00:49:39.380 Everything became a racket.
00:49:40.760 The housing market became a racket.
00:49:43.760 Education system and like going to college, the cost for that has become a racket.
00:49:48.420 Insurance has become a racket.
00:49:50.280 Anything that you don't pay too much attention to that the government has their fingers in
00:49:54.160 becomes a racket.
00:49:55.400 A giant megacorp fills the void and then trickles out a little bit to you.
00:50:00.440 Insurance.
00:50:00.840 You want insurance?
00:50:01.860 Yeah, sure.
00:50:02.460 A little bit, a little bit.
00:50:03.960 You want a house?
00:50:04.760 It's going to cost you over a long time.
00:50:07.300 You got 30 years?
00:50:08.800 All right.
00:50:09.860 So, I mean, it's sad to see, and I hope we get back to something, you know, reasonable.
00:50:14.480 Of course.
00:50:15.080 Speaking of sad to see, our next clip, San Francisco kids getting off the bus.
00:50:19.440 This was bad.
00:50:20.400 This was very bad.
00:50:22.200 For many reasons.
00:50:25.120 Hey, bye, kids.
00:50:26.880 Y'all get home safe, okay?
00:50:28.300 Look at how many kids do this to the camera, though.
00:50:30.840 That's bad.
00:50:32.060 That's like future hood stuff.
00:50:33.660 That's like...
00:50:33.920 I do this.
00:50:34.740 Yeah.
00:50:35.060 You don't safe, all right?
00:50:36.480 That's like, oh, I got a gun.
00:50:37.780 That's what I do with my gun.
00:50:38.960 So I'm mad at multiple reasons.
00:50:40.700 Obviously, there's street rats everywhere.
00:50:42.180 There's kids getting dropped off into, like, a horrible area where people are doing drugs
00:50:45.620 and stuff.
00:50:45.980 Yeah, wait for the reveal.
00:50:47.900 But there's also these kids doing the gun thing too much where it's like, yeah, I'm going
00:50:51.140 to grow up and I'm acting like my brother who's a crazy guy with guns who sticks people
00:50:54.920 up.
00:50:57.140 Yeah.
00:50:57.420 So absolute street rat pit of hell with kids who probably wouldn't be nice to the cops
00:51:02.460 either.
00:51:02.880 I don't know.
00:51:03.340 Yeah.
00:51:03.500 So it's kind of like you get what you get.
00:51:06.820 It's like a circular thing where it's like, you know, they used to make movies about this.
00:51:12.340 Like the kid in this scenario who worked hard, put his head down and got out.
00:51:15.980 You know?
00:51:16.860 Oh, he's a chess prodigy.
00:51:18.520 Oh, he does this.
00:51:19.960 He makes beats or something.
00:51:21.360 Pursuit of happiness.
00:51:22.140 Will Smith.
00:51:22.740 Exactly.
00:51:23.320 He grinded.
00:51:23.880 He was poor.
00:51:24.380 He gave that guy his last five dollars for a cab and he didn't know how much it meant
00:51:27.880 to Will Smith, but it was nothing to him.
00:51:30.800 And now it's just like, fuck the police.
00:51:33.820 Fuck the police.
00:51:34.580 I'm shooting you with a gun.
00:51:35.980 Why?
00:51:36.220 Why?
00:51:36.500 Why do little kids do handgun stuff?
00:51:39.260 Well, maybe they're two way enthusiasts.
00:51:41.380 Yeah.
00:51:41.700 That's their rat.
00:51:42.400 Maybe their dad took them hunting and they go target shooting.
00:51:46.440 Yeah.
00:51:46.740 That's their right.
00:51:47.800 Maybe it's for government tyranny.
00:51:50.220 And they're like, no, the San Francisco's out of hand.
00:51:53.740 So it's like I'm somehow mad at both sides of this video, both that the kids have to
00:51:57.840 deal with this and this is what the kids are doing.
00:52:00.300 So I don't know.
00:52:01.800 No winners.
00:52:02.500 No winners in that one.
00:52:03.660 That's why it's an urban decay.
00:52:04.920 You know who doesn't go on that bus and who doesn't go to that school?
00:52:08.920 White progressive liberals who live in San Francisco who make a lot of money.
00:52:12.540 Yeah.
00:52:12.680 Their kids go to some charter school or something.
00:52:14.340 Their kids go to the Elon Musk school where he set it up for his kids, you know.
00:52:17.700 Everyone gets an iPad on the first day of school.
00:52:20.180 Yeah.
00:52:20.520 And you can take it home with you and it's not like you're stealing the iPad thing.
00:52:23.940 You just take it wherever you want.
00:52:25.220 It's the iPad.
00:52:25.760 We gave that to you.
00:52:26.440 Actually, it's the opposite because like Bill Gates's kids are like, you know, those
00:52:30.120 types of Jeff Bezos kids.
00:52:31.860 It's like we do no screen time.
00:52:33.280 Oh, that's true, too.
00:52:34.380 They know.
00:52:35.460 But the iPad will keep you drooling.
00:52:37.140 They'll keep your kids drooling at Chili's while you're trying to order.
00:52:41.160 Putting on Paw Patrol.
00:52:42.380 But yeah, I mean, I don't know how to feel about this clip.
00:52:44.620 Obviously, no kid deserves to be involved in anything like that.
00:52:47.700 But then also these kids.
00:52:49.580 I don't know.
00:52:50.580 Mm hmm.
00:52:51.520 So next clip, the Olympian, the woman Olympian.
00:52:56.420 Yeah.
00:52:56.740 It was hit with the pipe.
00:52:57.480 So this woman was involved in a similar street rat scenario, but it didn't go quite as well
00:53:03.840 for her.
00:53:05.560 As I was leaving lunch, I was outside and I was saying goodbye to a friend.
00:53:10.840 And this homeless man ran up.
00:53:14.760 He had something in his hand on the side of the car in the street.
00:53:19.500 And he just like looked at me with some pretty hateful eyes.
00:53:25.540 And as I turned to go tell my friend, I think something's like wrong with him.
00:53:29.940 And I think he's going to hit the car.
00:53:32.560 Before I knew it, a big metal bolt like pipe hit me and hit me right here, here.
00:53:42.900 I just it happened so fast.
00:53:44.360 He literally flung it from the street.
00:53:46.920 So some street rat hit that lady who's an Olympian.
00:53:50.520 Yeah.
00:53:50.880 That woman's an Olympic medalist.
00:53:52.560 Kim Glass apparently is her name.
00:53:54.180 And she's dealing with these street rats and that guy doesn't get in trouble.
00:53:56.800 And she's an actual participant in society, actually does things, has things going for
00:54:01.000 her and participates on a world on a world stage stage.
00:54:05.860 And she can't get lunch because there's street rats in L.A. that do whatever they want.
00:54:10.620 And that guy won't get in trouble.
00:54:12.000 And if he does, he'll be let out in 24 hours and he'll do it again.
00:54:14.640 And someone like that, it's like there needs to be like a violent crime indicator.
00:54:20.060 You know, they're doing all these loosening of policies.
00:54:22.200 I want to make them aggressive where you look at someone's contributing status to America
00:54:26.160 or like society at large.
00:54:28.060 It's like, oh, he doesn't make much money.
00:54:29.660 But that guy does church group every week.
00:54:31.280 And he does this and he does the soup kitchen.
00:54:33.480 It's like, OK, he made a mistake one time.
00:54:35.880 The street rat throwing the pipe.
00:54:37.780 He does heroin.
00:54:39.040 He does this.
00:54:39.760 All he does is run around screaming like there's no reason to let him out quickly.
00:54:45.660 Yeah.
00:54:45.860 There's no reason to like not throw this guy away.
00:54:50.060 Maybe it's like a slippery slope for implementing a social credit score where you have all the
00:54:56.620 street rats where it's like, all right, he's bad.
00:54:58.400 He's like a double A bad.
00:55:00.260 He's triple A.
00:55:01.180 Judges already take everything into consideration.
00:55:03.380 You know, it's like these decisions aren't made in a vacuum, you know.
00:55:06.980 So social credit score to that level is already considered by judges.
00:55:11.140 That's true.
00:55:11.720 You know what I mean?
00:55:12.240 Like, oh, this nice lady, she never did anything and she got caught up in a tax fraud gambling
00:55:16.500 thing.
00:55:17.040 Street rat social credit score.
00:55:18.780 We're for it.
00:55:19.480 Yeah.
00:55:19.860 Next clip.
00:55:20.700 I don't know.
00:55:21.180 Girl gets KO'd in the stairwell.
00:55:22.660 This is actually really probably the saddest clip of the week.
00:55:25.120 Nope.
00:55:25.900 She's in the stairwell.
00:55:26.840 Some giant black guy comes.
00:55:28.400 She's a white girl.
00:55:31.320 Starts just beating her up, kicking her full force in the face.
00:55:34.900 He decides to punch her so quickly after seeing her face.
00:55:39.960 And that's crazy.
00:55:41.720 She's dripping, gushing blood.
00:55:43.480 And these other guys, other guys come.
00:55:46.180 Are they going to help her out?
00:55:47.160 Is this a sign?
00:55:48.320 Nope.
00:55:48.860 Just get out of the way of the door.
00:55:50.100 Excuse me.
00:55:50.220 I need to go into into room two, two, two.
00:55:53.580 They got the bong going in there.
00:55:54.980 Yeah.
00:55:55.440 Got to go to the go pick up some drugs.
00:55:58.280 They leave her on the ground.
00:55:59.940 That's a sign of the times.
00:56:01.160 And I don't think those guys were affiliated with the guy who did the attack either.
00:56:04.260 I hope not.
00:56:05.280 But so it's like, I hope yes.
00:56:07.840 Because then it would be like, all right, you guys are all just doing bad stuff.
00:56:10.580 Yeah.
00:56:10.780 If those are just two strangers truly like, oh, watch out for this lady on the floor.
00:56:14.260 Get away.
00:56:15.020 Yeah.
00:56:15.280 Excuse me, miss.
00:56:16.500 We're trying to get in.
00:56:17.540 Trying to get in.
00:56:18.160 We're two capable men.
00:56:19.380 We're trying to get past.
00:56:20.540 Can you bleed somewhere else?
00:56:22.200 Yeah.
00:56:22.360 So that's a brutal, disgusting attack.
00:56:24.580 It's crazy how fast the guy saw her and just goes.
00:56:27.720 Yeah.
00:56:28.700 I'm beating you up.
00:56:30.260 That's how you should be able to carry.
00:56:31.260 That's why I like open carry.
00:56:34.960 Yeah.
00:56:35.760 You like it on your hip?
00:56:36.960 That's right.
00:56:37.320 On your hip.
00:56:38.100 Yeah.
00:56:38.280 Got a big iron on my hip.
00:56:39.540 Hey, you don't test me.
00:56:40.600 That's my rat.
00:56:41.360 Don't test me now.
00:56:42.680 And every time you see someone, you go like this.
00:56:44.500 Yeah.
00:56:45.200 Yeah.
00:56:45.800 Last clip.
00:56:46.440 Let's move on.
00:56:47.180 We're almost done with Urban Decay.
00:56:49.080 This is less Urban Decay.
00:56:51.000 This is kind of just like a bit that parents are doing with their kids.
00:56:54.780 But I'm going to tell you why it's Urban Decay after we play it.
00:56:57.160 I need you to put your shoes on.
00:57:00.140 I need you to put your shoes on.
00:57:01.940 I'm going to go beat up this girl.
00:57:03.540 And if her daughter jump in, I need you to handle her daughter.
00:57:05.820 Let's go.
00:57:06.440 Put your shoes on.
00:57:07.200 Say less.
00:57:08.700 Say less.
00:57:09.780 Stands up.
00:57:10.540 Starts putting her hair back.
00:57:11.780 Because she knows there's going to be a fight.
00:57:13.980 So that's Urban Decay.
00:57:16.460 Because.
00:57:17.060 This is like a social media trend, though.
00:57:18.600 It's a social media trend.
00:57:19.780 Yeah.
00:57:19.960 And the kids do funny answers.
00:57:21.340 Yeah.
00:57:21.520 But when the kids don't realize it's a joke and they're like, all right, what's happening now?
00:57:26.760 Let's go.
00:57:27.420 Put my hair back.
00:57:28.520 Put my shoes on.
00:57:30.100 It's like, shouldn't the kids be like, what are you talking about, dad?
00:57:32.180 We would never fight anybody.
00:57:33.660 Like, what are you talking about, dad?
00:57:34.640 Me and you were going into a fight together.
00:57:36.400 You shouldn't be putting me into a fight.
00:57:37.800 Yeah.
00:57:38.220 Like, dad, what are you talking about?
00:57:39.660 You told me to not hit anybody ever.
00:57:41.400 But that girl was like, all right, I'm ready to go.
00:57:43.260 And it's like, oh, yeah, the mother-daughter team might need to go fight another mother-daughter team.
00:57:48.020 That shouldn't be happening.
00:57:49.540 There was one time when I was growing up, I was in like sixth grade playing football, little league football.
00:57:54.880 It was kind of in like, we played some sketchy teams and the football league was in like a sketchier area.
00:58:00.480 So there was like a diverse group of people with, you know, all different types of backgrounds.
00:58:04.700 But there were some hood people.
00:58:07.400 And then there was one game we played and there was a huge fight.
00:58:11.320 And the parents from our side ran all the way across the field and started fighting the parents from the other side.
00:58:16.780 What?
00:58:17.080 One of my coaches was like beating up this guy.
00:58:19.660 And then this lady was like grabbing him and like scratching him because it was her husband getting beat up.
00:58:24.860 And then he just turned and punched her in the face and didn't even realize it was a girl.
00:58:28.800 He just turned and punched her.
00:58:30.700 And everyone was going crazy.
00:58:32.720 And my dad was there.
00:58:33.820 And my dad, the Cardinals, the Glencove Cardinals, said, hey, Cardinals over here.
00:58:39.320 Sorry, I'm hitting your computer.
00:58:40.480 Cardinals over here.
00:58:41.640 And he brought us all to like the end zone and like made sure we stayed there while everyone else went and fought.
00:58:46.720 And my dad's like 6'4", gigantic, could have beat anybody up.
00:58:49.620 Would have been a nice fighter in that fight.
00:58:51.240 But it's like he doesn't fight.
00:58:52.980 He's not going to set an example for me and fight.
00:58:55.460 And then the whole team shouldn't watch the parents fight, you know?
00:58:58.580 Yeah, it's obviously the greasiest shit ever.
00:59:01.260 A parent fight at the Little League game?
00:59:03.040 Yeah.
00:59:03.600 That's the definition of greasy.
00:59:04.880 It was a real low class event.
00:59:06.840 But my dad, it's like, so if my dad ever came to the house like, hey, you got to help me.
00:59:10.200 Like we have to go fight some guy down the street.
00:59:12.140 It would be like, it wouldn't even be a bit of like, what are you talking about?
00:59:15.340 I'd be like, why are you filming me?
00:59:16.660 Okay, I get it.
00:59:18.000 So here's another answer that's actually a little less depressing.
00:59:20.480 This kid was actually funny.
00:59:23.020 Put your shoes on because I got to go fight someone's deer.
00:59:26.400 So I need you to come with me.
00:59:28.580 In case you have to fight her nephew, okay?
00:59:31.360 I can't.
00:59:32.220 Why not?
00:59:34.180 Today?
00:59:35.040 Yeah.
00:59:38.060 Is that okay?
00:59:39.720 Is it normal?
00:59:41.100 No, I have to fight someone's deer.
00:59:42.940 This is what you do.
00:59:43.520 You ask questions.
00:59:44.820 No, no, no.
00:59:45.340 Someone else's deer.
00:59:46.540 Someone else's deer?
00:59:47.580 Yeah.
00:59:48.240 So I need you to help me fight.
00:59:49.920 In case she brings her nephew, I need you to fight him.
00:59:53.820 I can't.
00:59:54.580 Why not?
00:59:55.640 No.
00:59:56.780 Can I go to Target?
00:59:58.960 Because he needs to go to Target.
01:00:01.000 See, there's the answer.
01:00:02.080 It's like fighting would be so outrageous of an idea that, of course, it's not what's going on.
01:00:07.000 Yeah.
01:00:07.840 When has this happened before?
01:00:09.280 Never.
01:00:09.860 So that takes us out of Urban Decay.
01:00:11.380 Our Urban Decay section is done.
01:00:12.680 Do not get depressed.
01:00:13.500 Do not have to get down permanently.
01:00:15.200 We have an uplifting gold section that's hopefully actually uplifting.
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01:01:24.360 Our first clip of uplifting gold is gas pump swap.
01:01:27.280 Go ahead and play it.
01:01:28.340 Video.
01:01:28.840 A man caught on camera swapping gas pumps.
01:01:31.960 It happened at a Roseville AM, PM station.
01:01:34.760 So basically, what happens is you think you are putting gas into your car, but the alleged
01:01:39.220 Steve has your nozzle and is actually putting gas in his car and you are paying for it.
01:01:45.440 Here at ABC10.
01:01:46.440 Why is this uplifting gold?
01:01:48.240 This is uplifting gold because that guy saved like a hundred bucks.
01:01:52.540 Nice.
01:01:53.560 Hopefully the other guy picked the same quality gas.
01:01:55.900 He does a coin flip before urban decay or uplifting gold.
01:01:58.560 He goes, which one?
01:01:59.760 He just puts them wherever.
01:02:01.460 Guys, there's ways.
01:02:02.500 Inflation is affecting everybody.
01:02:03.960 Now there's ways around it.
01:02:05.320 We're not encouraging anyone to break the law or anything, but people seem to be finding
01:02:09.700 ways to get free gas when it's expensive.
01:02:13.080 It's funny because I consider myself like a connoisseur of like crimes or hustles or whatever.
01:02:18.880 You know, like I see them all.
01:02:20.500 I try to learn them all.
01:02:21.780 I've never seen that before.
01:02:22.860 Yeah.
01:02:23.120 But it seems obvious.
01:02:24.160 You know, it's like, oh, the pump switch, whatever.
01:02:25.760 But you don't see it until the economy is so bad and inflation is so high that it really
01:02:31.060 forces people to invent new crimes.
01:02:33.220 You know, the guy's like pulling it off in live time, too.
01:02:35.700 It's not it's like you have to kind of face the guy you're you're facing.
01:02:38.740 Yeah, exactly.
01:02:39.320 It's pretty bold face.
01:02:40.260 You have to pretend to be busy and doing it.
01:02:42.140 And then he punches the things in.
01:02:43.640 And then you have to put the hose in when he's putting the hose in.
01:02:47.120 And you have to hope he picks the same one.
01:02:48.540 And then you're pumping his gas.
01:02:49.960 And it's like, all right, go, go, go, go, go.
01:02:51.780 Get out of there.
01:02:53.440 And the guy doesn't figure it out.
01:02:54.640 It's pretty good.
01:02:55.280 It's a pretty good it's a pretty good heist.
01:02:57.840 One time I prepaid for some gas like I it was like 30 bucks or something.
01:03:01.920 And I went into the convenience store, got snacks, got some drinks.
01:03:05.060 And then I went out and like I paid for it and I just mindlessly drove away.
01:03:08.940 I didn't get the gas.
01:03:10.180 And then I circled back and it was gone.
01:03:11.800 My gas had been taken.
01:03:13.260 So I prepaid like 30 bucks.
01:03:15.420 Somebody took it from me.
01:03:16.260 That's pretty good.
01:03:17.400 Next one is the insurance fraud guy.
01:03:19.980 Yeah.
01:03:20.860 Another way to get some free money in this tough climate.
01:03:24.640 Yo, who in the room?
01:03:27.840 He in the room?
01:03:28.620 Yeah.
01:03:29.520 I bet.
01:03:30.600 What's up, y'all?
01:03:35.700 I was in the action with y'all.
01:03:38.240 What's up?
01:03:41.780 Yo, you fuck this up, bro.
01:03:45.720 Yo, you fuck this up.
01:03:46.980 I'm going to piss myself real quick.
01:03:49.060 Shut up.
01:03:50.620 Perkins about to be on deck.
01:03:52.420 Yeah.
01:03:54.180 Everything's a rack.
01:03:54.980 You might as well get some money when you can.
01:03:58.200 How you can.
01:03:59.040 Smart guy.
01:03:59.900 I assume that's a bit.
01:04:00.800 That guy's funny.
01:04:01.540 Yeah, that guy's doing a bit.
01:04:02.560 It was funny.
01:04:03.160 Who's in the wrong?
01:04:04.080 Those girls didn't even make him get out.
01:04:06.260 You fucked us up.
01:04:07.840 All right.
01:04:08.240 Next clip.
01:04:08.800 This is actually uplifting.
01:04:09.760 The jumping dog.
01:04:10.520 This is good stuff.
01:04:11.780 This lady is walking her dog.
01:04:13.260 Classic American dog.
01:04:14.580 We've seen him in certain movies.
01:04:17.120 He's jumping around.
01:04:18.320 It's funny.
01:04:19.540 That's nice.
01:04:21.000 Springy boy.
01:04:22.020 That's why you can't get too depressed about the trans kids and stuff.
01:04:25.180 Because dogs will still do funny stuff here and there.
01:04:28.480 Yeah.
01:04:28.800 Babies are still cute.
01:04:29.980 Dogs are still moving.
01:04:31.260 Nature is still enjoyable.
01:04:32.520 A little kid can hit a home run at any time in a baseball game.
01:04:35.560 And when he hasn't ever hit one before, could be the first moment.
01:04:38.260 That's so true.
01:04:39.640 Next one.
01:04:41.460 Brother feeds his brother.
01:04:44.580 The dad's trying to feed the baby.
01:04:48.480 The baby's kind of turning it down.
01:04:50.860 She doesn't want to do that.
01:04:57.600 Kid has the technique down and it works.
01:05:06.380 And the dad is surprised.
01:05:08.180 Isn't that nice?
01:05:08.880 Isn't that uplifting?
01:05:10.300 Isn't that better than some of the other situations we've seen the kids in?
01:05:15.240 Significantly.
01:05:16.120 Those kids aren't going to tell the cops, fuck you, bitch.
01:05:18.600 No.
01:05:18.960 Why would they?
01:05:20.060 Only a crazy person would do that.
01:05:21.980 Those kids aren't going to be in the street in just their underwear or a diaper with the parents nowhere around.
01:05:27.680 Because the parents are there feeding the kids.
01:05:30.240 If you care enough to feed the kids like that in a nice house, there's other things that are going to fall in line, too.
01:05:36.040 Smart.
01:05:36.860 Next one.
01:05:37.640 Last clip.
01:05:39.180 Next.
01:05:39.700 I know we have two clips, but it's only the one.
01:05:41.840 The last clip.
01:05:43.060 Biden.
01:05:43.780 Biden heckle on his bike.
01:05:45.000 Hey, where are your fucking training wheels at?
01:05:50.420 Where are they at?
01:05:53.660 Actually, this should have been in urban decay.
01:05:59.340 Because, you know, the guy's heckling, he's yelling.
01:06:02.920 It's actually bad.
01:06:04.320 I know, obviously, politics can get heated.
01:06:07.000 The stakes are high now more than ever.
01:06:08.900 But at a certain point, Joe Biden is the president.
01:06:11.420 And we should respect the office no matter who it is, Democrats or Republicans.
01:06:14.640 And once we start attacking the president just because they're a Democrat, it kind of makes us no better than them.
01:06:21.060 So I know this might be unpopular, but I don't condone that.
01:06:25.680 Respect the presidency.
01:06:27.040 Respect the office no matter.
01:06:29.620 I'm just kidding.
01:06:31.320 Did you guys think I was saying that seriously?
01:06:34.360 Respect the presidency.
01:06:36.500 It's like the guy got 81 million votes.
01:06:38.780 Yeah.
01:06:38.980 Everyone voted for him, guys.
01:06:40.700 Twice.
01:06:41.160 Some voted twice.
01:06:42.560 Even people you thought were long gone.
01:06:45.180 Everyone voted for him.
01:06:46.740 Everyone loves this guy.
01:06:48.720 He's great at bike riding, too.
01:06:50.020 When he goes somewhere publicly, there's just – you see the videos.
01:06:54.380 There's just lines and lines of people seeing him.
01:06:56.940 Sometimes people camp out for days to see this guy.
01:06:59.140 Clearly, he got the votes.
01:07:00.940 They do those really long videos where they speed up someone walking the whole line for Joe Biden.
01:07:05.660 For the Joe Biden speeches.
01:07:06.360 I see those all the time.
01:07:07.500 Those were huge.
01:07:08.460 Joe Biden used to do like four rallies a day.
01:07:11.300 He'd fly.
01:07:12.020 He'd do a rally in the morning, and then he'd fly up to Wisconsin and do a rally.
01:07:14.800 And he'd land at the airport, and there'd be like 50,000 people there waiting.
01:07:17.760 And he'd just give a sick rally.
01:07:19.440 Everyone would love him.
01:07:20.480 He wouldn't get tired.
01:07:21.860 He wouldn't fall down on the stairs.
01:07:24.220 Yeah.
01:07:24.580 That's what Joe Biden's up to.
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01:08:03.340 There's no bonus land this week.
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