EPISODE 043 OUR FIRST RETRACTION ｜ LEMONADE STAND ROBBED ｜ SCHIZO CORNER ｜ MONKEYS ON THE ATTACK ｜ OUR CRAZIEST VIDEO YET
Episode Stats
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1 hour and 7 minutes
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191.17378
Summary
In this week's episode of Fluckus Talks the Podcast, we discuss the craziest video we've ever shown, a climate change doctor gets exposed for being a fraud, the monkeys are on the attack in Japan, and stay till the end to find out what happens at the end of the episode.
Transcript
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All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks the Podcast, episode 43.
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Today on the show, we issue our first retraction ever in this week's housekeeping.
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Children were robbed at gunpoint at their lemonade stand in this week's urban decay.
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A climate change doctor gets exposed by us for being maybe a fraud in this week's schizo corner.
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The monkeys are on the attack. They're attacking humans in Japan.
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And stay till the end for the craziest video we've ever shown at the end of Uplifting Gold.
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All this and more. It's Fluckus Talks the Podcast, episode 43.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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One take, one breath. True one take, one breath.
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If you don't like it, they have a money-back guarantee, satisfaction guarantee.
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So if you don't like it, you can return it and get a full refund.
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I know I say that a lot, but it still can be true.
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Like 15% of housekeeping is telling them how good housekeeping is.
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We've been updating people every week on what's causing heart problems and blood clots.
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This week, the thing to look out for, hopefully we can avoid, is joy.
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A student just passed their tests with flying colors.
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This university student dies of joy after hearing he'd passed his exams with flying colors.
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There's also on the other side of the spectrum heartbreak as well.
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I saw an article that heartbreak can cause heart problems as well, which kind of makes sense.
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So hopefully you guys are able to avoid joy and heartbreak and just live in the monotone nothingness in the middle with nothing going on in your lives.
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That way we can stay safe from these heart problems and these blood clots.
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Moving on, we need to make a correction, basically a retraction from last week's episode.
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I don't love to do this, but we are honest people and we're going to call it as we see it.
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If we have to make a correction, if we made a mistake, we're going to do that.
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Last week, we basically insinuated that monkeypox was a gay disease.
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But if you watch the video, you might say, hey, these guys are saying that monkeypox is a gay disease.
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The symptoms for monkeypox are penile sweating and rectal pain and sores.
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So obviously that's not a gay thing, not a gay disease, definitely not a gay disease.
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It's a dick and butt disease, but it's definitely not gay.
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There was a tweet that came out from the SF San Francisco AIDS Foundation Twitter account
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that said the following, I guess there's like a pride type festival coming up in San Francisco.
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And it says, door is here, but so is monkeypox.
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Here are some ideas to reduce your risk and still enjoy your favorite kink and fetish festival
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See a bump on your skin and worry that it might be monkeypox.
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If you're not sure and you still want to go out tonight, cover it with a band-aid or clothing
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So if you want to go have like gay, fetish, kink, gay, sex, gay, you have to make sure
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I thought they would go a different route, like stay home, but maybe they just can't.
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I don't think they can tell gay people that they can't have gay sex because that's like
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So I think they're kind of covering their tracks with that one.
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We've heard from people who are worried about attending events out of fear of contracting
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We hope you partake while also taking steps to ensure your safety.
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I have the definition right in front of me from Urban Dictionary.
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Can you read the Urban Dictionary definition of the piggy party?
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What they're encouraging people to go do with monkeypox, maybe?
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When groups of older homosexual men dressed in leather sodomize a young lad, usually tied
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And then here's it used in a sentence in case that wasn't enough.
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We all went down to the bath with little Brian and had fun penetrating him in our piggy party.
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I have no idea why it's spreading so much in the gay community.
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Make sure you follow those tips if you want to stay safe.
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I would say stay safe in these San Francisco gay king parties.
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Remember in California when there was like that paddle boarder who the Coast Guard ran up on during COVID?
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By himself out in the water and gave him a fine because of COVID?
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And the guy at the coffee shop who was wearing a satanic Salem, Massachusetts shirt.
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Like I was just like a Democrat who hates Crenshaw.
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And it's like I didn't really explain to him that, yeah, Dan Crenshaw is not right wing enough for me.
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I didn't give him that explanation because I thought he would probably spit in my food, which takes us to our first video of the show.
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Normalize spitting in the drinks of Trump supporters.
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Are you at a bar or brewery or restaurant in which you did not expect to see a Trump supporter because their website and decor otherwise declared that they are LGBTQIA plus friendly?
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But you still, for some reason, see an ungodly Trump supporter.
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And heaven forbid, they're also wearing Trump merchandise.
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Well, take an unfinished drink from a table, spit in it, bring it over to them and tell them that you bought them one.
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And then pray to whatever glorious creature gets you out of bed in the morning that they'd take a sip of it and suffer for the rest of the day.
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So you got to be careful out there because this is kind of what's happening next, I think.
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And I think as things escalate into the elections, 2022, 2024, I think that's what you're going to see more of people spitting into food and drinks of Trump supporters, Uber Eats, people like that.
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It's funny because you've actually been saying this for a while.
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And then this girl just goes and says it out loud.
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This girl, someone just DMs me before this episode starts.
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She's got like triple pierced nose ring for the audio only crowd, funky glasses.
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She's making $400 a month or something bad like that.
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Would you, if that girl spit in your drink, that would be bad.
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But it would be worse if like a big ugly guy spit in your drink, correct?
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I just want to make sure everyone's on the same page of like that way of looking at it.
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A big fat hairy guy who just went to a piggy party at the door fest.
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We're still, yeah, we're still in housekeeping.
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I am actually looking for an alternative vehicle.
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I sold my Bronco, as you guys know, in Florida.
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When I was living in LA, I had a cool old Mercedes.
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Then I got to Florida and I got the 1989 Bronco.
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The two things I'm considering right now are a Chrysler LeBaron.
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80s Chrysler LeBaron red with like white interior.
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You get that for like three grand, four grand from some guy who just wants it out of his garage.
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That's a three wheeler from like the 80s and 90s.
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And I think I can kind of scoot around town illegally on one of those.
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You want to take advantage of the lawlessness and just kind of like get around?
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So I'm going to like operate in that gray area myself.
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I think I might get like a not street legal trike quad three wheeler thing and just rip
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And if a cop comes, I'm just going to turn on a one way and hope he doesn't follow me.
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Hey, let's let these Democrat policies work for us.
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And then if there's ever a huge line in a Walgreens or something, you just take what you
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The Democrat policies are in place here and we're taking advantage of it.
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The only negative thing I've noticed, there's two things.
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Like you go to a place at two o'clock, like a restaurant, and it's like, oh, we're not
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And then the other thing I don't like is Tucker is on at seven o'clock, which is the same
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I like an early Tucker, but I don't like I'm not going to rewatch Wheel of Fortune later.
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You have to watch it live because the puzzles have all been solved already.
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Obviously, I'm always trying to teach you guys techniques I learned, whether it's gun
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So if you're confronting someone about something and you're not fully sure if you have them
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like dead to rights, you're not fully sure if you can convict them, but you have some
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And I don't have like the document that says Ellen DeGeneres, CIA in her picture.
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But imagine I'm on her show and I'm like, Ellen, I know for a fact you're in the CIA.
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And you hold the piece of paper in your hand and you pull it out and say, Ellen, I know
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And then maybe you'll luck out and she'll tell the audience and confess before you blow
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You pull it out and it's like, go to your wife and say, I know you've been seeing that
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Do you want to just tell me everything or do you want to know what I know?
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And then you pull out some piece of paper from your pocket.
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And then when she admits it, you die of heartbreak immediately.
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And then expect some blood clots to die of heartbreak right after.
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So that's just a little tip I figured out a couple of days ago and stuffed into housekeeping.
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It's like, if you had someone, if you kind of knew someone was guilty, but you didn't
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fully know and you can't get a confession, you need a prop.
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A lot of bad stuff's happening lately out there.
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We're out of housekeeping and into our first ever Schizo Corner.
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It's going to be similar to what happens next, where we're going to put it in when we got it.
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So for Schizo Corner this week, we have a clip of a NASA doctor who handcuffed himself to the Chase Bank.
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This NASA scientist was arrested for locking himself to a Chase Bank.
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Peter Kalmas works exclusively on climate science with a team at NASA.
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He joined a coalition of more than 1,000 scientists called the Scientists' Rebellion, who organized dozens of actions worldwide.
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I've been trying other ways to get through to the public for 16 years, and none of that worked.
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I think it's worth the risk to our careers to try to wake up the public.
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16 years he's been trying to do this, and then once again, what's the info?
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You're crying and going, I've been trying to tell everyone the climate change.
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He should have had a briefcase or something because you just did the whole plea, and you said, oh, I've been trying for 16 years and no one listens.
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I need you to listen to me, but you don't tell us what you want us to hear.
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And then you blame us, and then it's like, this is exactly like the progressive agenda in a nutshell, where it's like some emotional plea with crying, and then like, oh, it's the good guys versus the bad guys.
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Everyone who's a good person who believes in climate change, you're on our side, and everyone else is a bad person who hates the environment.
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It's exactly like the Democrat agenda, just like in 30 seconds, handcuffed scientists to a door bit.
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Well, the biggest, I think, ding is I've been trying to do this for 16 years.
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Everyone's telling us the world's going to end.
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So according to him, the world's going to end in 10 years, which sounds like something like the, you know, Klaus and George and Bill and Nancy could orchestrate the world ending.
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Tier one schizo level, which is a very low schizo level and pretty much normal.
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This guy is a fed globalist plant pushing an agenda.
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Tier two schizo level is this guy is a globalist fed plant and him and the movie Don't Look Up with Leonardo DiCaprio, the climate change end of world movie.
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They had the same goals basically to create this idea.
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There's like this impending doom and they're orchestrating something and something's going to come.
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Just so people are kind of like, ooh, I've heard about this before when it happens.
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So it's basically like when something does happen, something bad does happen, the populace is going to be like, ooh, we kind of had this coming.
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So tier three schizo level is the we had it coming feeling is actually a satanic consent that they need so they can juice us to the max when they do their plan.
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So if they tell us what's coming and no one stops it, it's basically us allowing them to do it.
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And then if we're allowing satanic bad people to do something, then we're turning away from God in the process, which is obviously their goal.
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But this is also what makes it tier three schizo.
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We can't say, oh, we didn't know what was going to happen.
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And then by not stopping these evil people, we basically turn away from God and let them do what they want.
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And then they get maximum squirts from stealing our souls.
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Is there any tier four where it's all like backwards and this guy's a good guy?
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I only want to go tier one through three and then save tier four for like those super hurricanes type of things where it's like something happens that you really can't understand.
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Maybe I haven't gotten deep sleep in three months.
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But if the world is going to end in 10 years and you guys didn't stop it because you saw this podcast, my bad.
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For the record, I do think the world is going to end in 10 years though.
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But I don't think it's going to be on their terms like in climate change like they say.
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I think they're going to like do a nuke or do something bad, do some sort of man-made catastrophic disaster, deep state, WEF, globalist plan, global unity after that, quote, global unity after that, one world government.
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Our first clip is the drag queen teaching kids how to be a drag queen stripper.
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There's like a lot of drag queen events happening.
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Like we're now in August and we're still doing all these pride things.
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The drag queen goes, look at all the money you just made.
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Like reinforcing, teaching the kid to dance for money and strip and perform for money.
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With like some fat guy who's like talking in a fake voice.
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This is a teacher who's discussing privilege with her class.
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Would you be able to answer this question on one of my tests for social psychology?
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After going through privilege, what privilege is.
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Explaining how there are different types of privilege.
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And say how your life would be different if you didn't have that particular type of privilege.
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Can you come up with the type of privilege you have?
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It's kind of the inverse of just, like, being thankful.
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It's like, oh, I'm so thankful I have my family.
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And you can't be actually openly, fully grateful because you have to acknowledge the victimhoods you have and then how it compares to other people's victimhoods.
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And you can't be grateful, which is, like, being grateful is, like, the first step in, like, believing in God and being, like, a holier person.
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And then another thing, when she's talking about privilege and stuff and then she rattles them all off, white, Christian, male, privilege, it's funny to me because a lot of these trainings that you see in, like, HR departments or whatever are about biases.
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And, like, racial biases, sex biases, things like that.
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And it's like, you think if she's this obsessed with privilege, she doesn't have any biases against those classes that she just rattled off?
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So it's, like, a brain-poisoned lady who, instead of going right down the middle between joy and, you know, heartbreak, like, instead of going down the middle and, like, doing what's right, she just flipped from, like, good to evil, you know?
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And it is, obviously, it's her entire doctrine, you know?
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Anything you have, you're lucky because some people don't have it because they have less than you.
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And then you can never get out of this, like, victimhood mentality.
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How do you overcome adversity if everything you're doing is compared to someone who has it worse or someone who has it better?
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And they have it better because they're privileged.
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So, like, why are you going to work for the promotion if your boss only has his job because he's a straight white male?
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Are you going to work hard to take that spot or get the promotion or are you going to say, oh, this company's backwards, this company's, you know, living in 50 years ago and this is not progressive enough?
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But if you asked her, I think she'd say she is.
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I think she would say, I'm happy, but there's a lot of work to be done, 100%.
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And I bet the only thing that gives her true happiness is these little power dynamics where she has, like, the power over the kids and, like, can force them to write an essay on privilege.
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Seeing a straight white kid write an essay about how that's not good gets her squirts.
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And then she reads it and she goes, Michael Thompson, Christian, white guy, and she grades it just way harder than everybody else's.
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Next clip, Jack, not Jackie, the trans book for K through two.
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This is a Minnesota elementary school principal.
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I've been doing some reading this summer, and so I thought I would share a couple of books because you have a little bit of time left to do some reading.
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I also read Jack, not Jackie by Erica Silverman.
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So if you're a K-1, 2, 3 even, it's a really good read called Jack, not Jackie.
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And I really enjoyed that, and I'm excited it will be on our shelves in the Media Center this fall.
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And that's a book about a trans kid who wears different clothes and basically is a cross-dressing kid.
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Obviously, that's very confusing for the children.
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There was an article that came out about a person who stopped their transition.
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They were getting, like, operations and hormones and everything done, and they stopped their transition in their tracks after two hours of therapy,
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basically talking it out with someone who I guess didn't fully reaffirm their gender identity, and after two hours, they stopped their transition.
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After just two hours of counseling, tells of her regret as she begins de-transitioning back to female.
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Because the three, if it's third grade, it's almost too late, she's saying.
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It needs to be done earlier to, like, plant the seed.
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It's basically the equivalent of, like, a puzzle going, like, ages three through 99, and then, like, the 100-year-old's like, oh.
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And so I want to, this is actually a throwback to something we read on the podcast before.
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Do you remember when we read off that Facebook post of the woman who posted trans allies and those who support them or something?
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The one who said, I think I may have, like, messed up my kid.
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So basically it was, I may have messed up my kid because now they want to be gender or the opposite gender or whatever.
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And it's like, I'm afraid my husband might be right.
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And, like, so one of those books was Jack, not Jackie.
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I'm not for burning books, but we can probably put a list together of some books, and we should probably light them on fire.
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Well, there's definitely a list of what goes in the bonfire first.
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When it's cold, you have no warmth, you've got to burn something.
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And it's actually the opposite because Jack, not Jackie, we need to keep, we can't burn the book because we need to know the mistakes we've made.
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We can't put it on the shelves in the media center.
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Not for K through 5, not for the elementary school.
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My mother told me to stay in the farm while she got me more diapers, but I'm going to get in trouble.
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But I knew I was going to hurt myself, and I had to get out of here.
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All right, we'll probably throw a little blur on that.
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It's just an adult man with a pacifier pissing his pants outside of his mom's car.
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It's like, clearly, this is another one of those things where society is trying to, like,
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So it's like he went from wearing diapers as a kid to being normal, normal, normal, and
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He needs to not care about his monkey pox that day.
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I really hate to be the dude that fucks with us.
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It was the most embarrassing thing I've been put through.
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Look at this fool who can't even pay a thousand euros for some pizza.
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I don't want to ever be in that situation again.
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He couldn't even pay a thousand euros for some pizza, which is like a thousand euros is like
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So he's at some like nice high-end pizza place.
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It was the most embarrassing moment of his life.
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Like every time I pay with a credit card and there's money in the card or there's money
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at my debit card, it's never truly zero, but I'm waiting for it to say declined.
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I'm expecting decline just because it's like, oh, here it comes.
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That is the most embarrassing moment of his life.
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You know, that would be an example of privilege.
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I will admit that might be an example of privilege.
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So that's the essay that I'd write for that miserable teacher.
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For that miserable teacher, this kid could write a pretty good essay.
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There was a warning on Hulu for one of their shows that there's warning, trigger warning.
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It says this film contains flashing lights, themes of trauma, and an unlikable female protagonist.
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That's a trigger warning because you know how great women are and how likable girls are.
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Did you, uh, did you see what this was about though?
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I didn't watch the, uh, movie itself, but apparently it was like a Karen type, like a
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And I'm assuming this is meant for people who would be triggered by a white woman with
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I think it's meant for that lady who's doing the privilege class thing.
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So she's going to watch and go, Oh no, I, okay.
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They warned me that there's a lady like me in here.
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Our boy dash Dubrovsky, our favorite schizo ever.
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Uh, a lot of people sent me DMS at least since we talked about it before.
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Like he's a favorite, he's becoming a favorite of the right.
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Cause when I was seeing his post, he was getting like 300 likes and like 200 likes, 400 likes.
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We're going to, well, we're going to ride this all the way to the top until like, there's
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a blow up, like sexual assault, like turns out he raped someone.
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Actually, that's like slander probably, but it was a hypothetical, hypothetical.
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There's, I have a feeling I would place a wager that he'll have some sort of like, oh,
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a disassociate from occupied Democrats or something like that.
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They're going to, they're going to blow them out.
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Uh, check out this video he made about a restaurant called Trump burger.
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This is a restaurant in Houston called Trump burger, but guys believe them when they tell
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No, we would never do that because we're not in a cult vote for the Democrats.
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Do you know how no one would, how many nobodies would, how no people would ever go to Biden
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So no one would ever go and the restaurant closes.
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Have you ever been to a Trump rally where they line up for like three days and the line
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And then by a 30 second speed, time-lapse of like hundreds of thousands of people.
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And then Joe Biden had a speech and he couldn't fill the eight circles, the eight people, social
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Hey, he got very lucky that COVID was happening at the time when he was having rallies.
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He like, and obviously that wasn't luck that was planned, obviously planned, but that was
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That was part of the upside sell when they sat down and pitched him COVID.
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They're like, well, when you have your rallies, no one will go, but the excuse will be you
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Kamala Harris just had a speech the other day that she live streamed.
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And like, there was five comments in it and I was like three of them, 360 people were
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She's one person away, one heartbeat away from being the president of the United States,
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That's like, we, I would get like thousands of people watching a live stream.
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And I, and I got to assume there's a certain percentage of hate watching going on.
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Um, people who are just screen recording the whole thing, waiting to post something to
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And the comments were like five people, three of them were made.
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And then someone else wrote something that was like probably a bot.
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Um, but then someone in the comments for the Dash-Jabrowski-Trump burger thing, uh, said,
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Oh, if we had a Biden burger, it wouldn't, it would be like way more popular.
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And I just replied, like, do you have that written up there?
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You said no one would go to Biden burger though.
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And then someone else said, and someone said, Fleckis, more would go to Biden burger than
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And then somebody said, corrupt Trump burgers are poisonous like him and his entire administration.
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It says, you think more people would go to a Biden burger place versus a Trump burger
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I don't know how you could logically believe that.
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And it's like, you need evidence to get logical, right?
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You need some sort of like foundational belief.
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And it's like, we have comps, the MAGA rallies, the fact that this store is still open, period.
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I think if you ask Joe Biden, if you, hey, Joe Biden, if you had a Biden burger next to
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Which is crazy to live in like this delusional world.
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A children had a lemonade stand and then they were robbed at gunpoint for what, $30?
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You can see two males approach Jude Peterson and his friends as they sell lemonade just
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The male in the dark hoodie, who has been described as a teenager, moves fast, displaying what looks
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to be a firearm, then quickly snatching the cash box, running off with $30.
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Nathan, Jude's father, said it was terrifying at first, but what really moved him is how his neighbors responded.
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Some folks bought a glass for $20 after they heard what happened.
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So, kind of uplifting the community rally behind, but $30?
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Oh, the weapon will knock that weapons charge down, all this and that, and then you'll just
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How about the description, described as teenagers?
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Our next clip, someone stole from Sephora, and they weren't allowed to give a description.
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The workers were not allowed to give a description because it's considered racist.
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And that, I guess, is a policy at Ulta as well.
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But this was a tweet from Spot News, which is actually a local Chicago news Twitter feed
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I used to follow before, like, before politics even.
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And it says, 845 North Michigan, which is a nice area, like a nice shopping center where
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they've been, they have to do curfews now, and there's been a lot of crime.
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It's like the main shopping center in downtown Chicago.
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They also said they are not allowed to give a description.
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And the Sephora employee's just like, I'm not allowed to give a description.
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And so, you're not allowed to give a description because I'm assuming they think it's racist
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to say it's a black person, but they're robbing the store right now.
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I didn't see who it was, but maybe it's a black person.
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You see the individual describe what they look like.
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My friend at Ulta was fired for providing description to coworkers.
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Someone got fired for telling someone the accurate looks of a person.
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So, there is a very express checkout at Sephora and Ulta if you guys are interested.
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Like, now we need to take advantage of it, I guess.
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If you guys need to cover monkeypox, go steal the stuff from Ulta and Sephora.
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And then, obviously, the funny thing is you're not giving a description because it's racist
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And then you can't even make the AOC joke of, like, bread for your family because it's
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It's like, oh, this will be easy and quick to resell.
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Like, it's $20 and it's only this big, you know?
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And I think when people keep getting let go, like Ben Stein.
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When people keep getting let go because they're, you know, they can't give a description, can't
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give a description, can't arrest a black person, can't charge a black person, can't
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And I think that's going to lead to some division at the grassroots social level where
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people are going to be frustrated that there's two sets of rules that apply to different people.
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People who aren't going to be upset aren't going to be like that teacher who had that
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Remember when we talked about Target, like, early, like, episode maybe, like, 10, 15,
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We were talking about how Target is known to be, like, the most, you know, sturdy.
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And it's kind of known, like, don't mess with Target.
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Once word gets out that Sephora and Ulta can't give you even a description, it's going to be
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You throw a fake cheap wig on and you go empty it.
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It's like all those 7-Elevens, different places like that, that are, like, targets for
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So, that someone walks out, they go, suspect, six feet, you know, or 5-Eleven, something,
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They look at the camera and go and figure it out.
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Next clip, lady on top of car, arm stuck, drive away.
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And then she knows that that'll lock her onto the roof.
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And she knows that her arm's skinny enough for the door to close.
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So, basically, this guy is just drunk at a bar.
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And then he starts knocking every single person at the bar out.
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And now, eventually, the whole bar is just people, bodies on the floor now.
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There's certain people that are like animals that can't control themselves.
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And this guy, like, looks like he knows how to fight, too.
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But, like, if it was you, if it was you, and, like, he's like, you just saw him knock out
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So, but, yeah, if he was encroaching on you after you, especially after you'd seen him
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knock other people's out, you couldn't make a very good case.
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There's always a story of a one-punch knockout, hit your head on the curb or something, and
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If this guy was doing this in Sephora, they'd probably be able to give a description.
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The employees would just go, it's a six-foot-two white guy.
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Guys arrested in the UK for causing anxiety online.
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So this guy posted a meme of, like, the pride flag with four other pride flags, and putting
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them together, it makes, like, a Nazi symbol, which...
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Swastika, yeah, which is, you know, makes sense.
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Just which culture police would realize how ridiculous this is.
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Because it's something he shared, then I shared.
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Because someone has been caused, obviously, anxiety based upon your social media post.
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Anxiety caused by your social media posts, and now you're getting put in handcuffs and
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I thought they had, like, the old English common law, like, the same stuff we had,
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And that's kind of like, if they can get away with that there, then they'll try it somewhere
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And then the eventual goal is always the crown jewel, the U.S., the head of the West.
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You make fun of gays, and, like, jokingly calling them fascists because of how much
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ground they take, and how much, you know, they're everywhere, and how much they're put
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on, you know, the soccer jerseys, the football jerseys, and all that.
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And then you post it, and the gay people didn't like it, so you get arrested, immediately hauled
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If it was false, they would have just been like, oh, whatever.
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He posts the meme, and then they fascistly come and overreach and arrest you.
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I think there must be something in the U.K. specifically about Hitler slash swastika slash
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There must be some sort of European reverence for it.
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Yeah, because Count Danki taught his dog to do the salute, the Heil.
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And it's like, so I guess that must be a sensitive spot?
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I think it's because there's no guns, so they can kind of do whatever they want.
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It's like, he's a veteran who comes from like a group of veterans that fought against the
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The trans people wouldn't have anxiety if the right wing would just accept them.
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And the only roadblock for them being regular is how they're treated poorly by the people
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on the right because they care so much about what the people on the right.
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They think the people on the right are irredeemable, horrible Nazis.
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But if those irredeemable, horrible Nazis think that you're mentally ill for being trans,
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None of them would ever go to counseling for two hours and then change their mind to
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We got the monkeys and then we have the San Fran elderly.
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It's this old lady just horribly getting beat up in an old person home.
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They use the fist to hit my head multiple times.
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And then they pull me down to the ground and keep hitting me.
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When Mrs. Wren tries to hide in the hallway and is unable to close the door, the suspects
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return again, not to steal her watch or earrings, but her keys, and to take turns...
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That old Asian lady could have said something that would have made someone act physically
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So the monkeys are attacking Asian people in Japan.
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Japan is on the lookout after dozens of people have been attacked by monkeys.
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Fifty-eight people have been attacked in the city of Yamaguchi in just the past couple of
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The monkeys have targeted mostly children, babies, and the elderly.
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The city has hired people to hunt them down with tranquilizer guns.
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I guess traps don't work because the monkeys are not interested in food, just violence.
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And they say make yourself look big if you come across a monkey.
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If they were beefing with me in my territory, my house, I'd light them up.
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I would go like this, and they would go like, oh, not this one, and they would run
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The monkey was, for audio-only people, it was just leering in the window.
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And then here's a clip of a monkey trying to steal a baby.
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Yeah, this is old, but this is a monkey pulling up on a motorbike.
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And then they rip its limbs off and, like, kill it and eat it?
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Or are they, like, raising it and, like, taking one of their own?
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I would assume they beat it up and try to, like, bite it and stuff.
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Like a cannibalistic eating dominance type thing.
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The monkeys are attacking the elderly and the children in Japan.
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Do not get too down by all these urban decay and cringe clips.
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We have some great uplifting gold that's going to make your lives worth it.
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If you've made it this far, you're probably also interested in bonus land.
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So if you want a bonus episode of Fleckas Talks, the podcast,
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This week in bonus land, we're talking about funny stuff.
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We kind of, it's when we're done filming, we get into some random topics.
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It's good, loosey-goosey, extra clips, funny stuff,
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It supports the show and it gets me closer to the car.
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First clip of uplifting gold, baby imitates the grandpa.
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I didn't know babies that young did impressions like that.
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And then they realize that they get good feedback.
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This kid was selling candy and people in the town gave him money.
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So my dad wanted me to pay at least half of it.
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It's $1,100 and this is raised from tons of people around Nashville and around the country
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to help you out because you're working so hard.
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You see, they ask the question, what position are you?
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And he goes, oh, it's the tack forward and mid.
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Like, it's not a made up thing of like people selling candy for my baseball team.
00:54:21.260
Better lemonade stand, uplifting gold version of that.
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I will say there's a bunch of things to like about this.
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The kid hugs the lady after giving her the money, starts counting it behind her back while
00:54:33.900
And then also like, this is the kind of Americana I like.
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The dad is going to pay for like half the trip.
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He just wants to see you do a little work for it.
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If this kid made 200 bucks selling lemonade, his dad at the end would be like, all right,
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It's not the kid who's having, you know, I need my credit card at the pizza.
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And that's how you make kids not turn out like that.
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Remember uplifting gold used to be like a bit where it was all not uplifting stuff?
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And it was like an iteration of like schizo corner.
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Genuine confusion, too, which is not, you know, and it's not the fat.
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It's just like, you know, a couple of weeks after.
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Yeah, there's still some, I guess there's still some stuff in there.
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The little kid saying congratulations to your parent or I don't know who it is, but like
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a four-year-old or five-year-old going like, congratulations is very cute.
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Next, guy shoots guy with AR trying to rob this store.
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But a criminal with an AR rushes into this liquor store in Norco, California.
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It's uplifting because grandpa needed one shot to take out the guy.
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Um, there were four guys in that car, all armed with rifles.
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Um, and that's all you need a gun for too, is to cause a little chaos and some unexperienced.
00:57:41.740
Like if this, if this was a heat, if this was Val Kilmer, you know, in like some heist movie,
00:57:46.700
like they come in, they get you either way, but criminals like this are sloppy.
00:57:53.360
Um, and all four of them were caught later when they were seeking medical attention for
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the guy whose arm got blown off, quote unquote.
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But in the progressive world, they would have said, oh, just call the cops.
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I'm being robbed by an individual, four individuals with weapons.
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And the cops would not come and then no one gets arrested because you can't give a description.
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And then this store owner is obviously in California following, uh, statewide California
00:58:28.140
So, he probably can't have 30 rounds in a mag, you know.
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Actually, Joe Biden's advice kind of works there.
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It takes like two pounds of pressure to hold their mouth shut.
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Especially like, what's like a little six foot gator going to do with me?
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I mean, it's like, you can maybe get, you can maybe get me with your teeth, but like,
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And then you come in, you grab their mouth, takes two pounds of pressure.
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You pick them up and you throw them by their mouth.
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They can't even, if you had them by their mouth, they would go, they can't even do anything.
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We should bring some gators to Japan and let the gators and monkeys fight it out.
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This next clip is a guy hits his ball into a person's backyard where there's a dog.
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It's kind of crazy because he knows what he's getting into, but when he gets the ball, like
01:00:10.180
Like it's not, he didn't go and come back and, you know, it wasn't close.
01:00:13.980
Like he, the dog basically caught him and he just happened to jump right over.
01:00:18.300
So interesting play, play it as it lies, not a stroke penalty, I guess.
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What's the crazy clip at the end of the episode that you were talking about?
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That's the craziest clip I don't think we've ever shown.
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But before we get there, let's play the kid, the sister waiting for her sister, the girl
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And obviously this music will be taken out in post because of copyright issues, but
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This was posted on social media a couple of days ago.
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Baby gets older and older and still waits for the bus.
01:01:11.760
Parents are around because they know what time the bus gets home.
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Now for the most crazy clip we've ever shown in the podcast.
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This guy goes parachuting and he gets tangled and watch what happens.
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That's the music from the Iguana Hunter or whatever.
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Tangled and you're just falling through the air fast.
01:02:22.820
And the emergency chute could have got tangled too.
01:02:30.240
Isn't that like the most nightmare thing you've ever seen?
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I don't think I ever parachute again after that.
01:02:42.660
Every time I've looked into it, they've told me 220.
01:03:00.780
I would write about how I'm not allowed to parachute.
01:03:23.420
And even if I could, even if it's like, oh, we can work around that weight limit.
01:03:27.160
It's like, then you're going to pull the chute and it's just going to go...
01:03:33.060
It goes, dun, dun, dun, dun, like strap at a time.
01:03:38.160
And then I'm looking up at the guy and he's just like, we're going down.
01:03:47.200
And then the guy's just like, fuck, we're going to get in trouble for this.
01:03:52.080
Like I know people who do it and I'm not, I don't bash skydiving.
01:03:55.060
It's a cool experience, but you got like 30 year old Mike just on your back.
01:04:07.960
I'm sure it's a cool experience, but it's like, there's Mike.
01:04:12.380
And he's like, this is my fourth jump of the day, bro.
01:04:15.880
And like makes it all about, you know, when's hot today.
01:04:23.620
And they pushed you out of the plane, which I guess it's the only way you do it commercially.
01:04:27.180
It's not like they're just trusting people, pushing them out of a plane.
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I wouldn't do it by myself if I was going to do it.
01:04:36.660
If I was doing it for the adventure and like to say I did it, it's like, I'm not just jumping
01:04:41.700
off with some guy on my back who does everything.
01:04:43.700
You know how the guys used to have a old world war two, how the paratroopers used to come
01:04:48.420
out where it's like they're on a line and then they go and then that line automatically
01:05:02.180
I guess you could hit your head right away and then never pull the thing if you didn't
01:05:13.320
People who get knocked out, they collide and then it's just like a guy falling, guy
01:05:16.980
falling like this and then somebody saves him and then comes and rips his chute open
01:05:22.100
No one would save me because I'm so heavy that I fall faster than everyone else.
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What falls faster, bricks or feathers or something?
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I thought you were going to say, what's the constant falls rate of gravity?
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