Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 043 OUR FIRST RETRACTION ｜ LEMONADE STAND ROBBED ｜ SCHIZO CORNER ｜ MONKEYS ON THE ATTACK ｜ OUR CRAZIEST VIDEO YET

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks the Podcast, episode 43.

00:00:03.760 Today on the show, we issue our first retraction ever in this week's housekeeping.

00:00:09.140 Children were robbed at gunpoint at their lemonade stand in this week's urban decay.

00:00:13.640 A climate change doctor gets exposed by us for being maybe a fraud in this week's schizo corner. 0.97

00:00:19.800 The monkeys are on the attack. They're attacking humans in Japan. 0.99

00:00:23.180 And stay till the end for the craziest video we've ever shown at the end of Uplifting Gold.

00:00:27.080 All this and more. It's Fluckus Talks the Podcast, episode 43.

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00:00:34.040 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:37.500 And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:39.660 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:00:45.060 Very cool.

00:00:48.780 Fluckus Talks the Podcast featuring Richard.

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00:02:34.720 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:02:35.600 All right.

00:02:37.180 Housekeeping.

00:02:37.660 We have a fantastic housekeeping for you guys.

00:02:40.040 It might be the best one we've ever done.

00:02:41.540 I know I say that a lot, but it still can be true. 1.00

00:02:44.340 Like 15% of housekeeping is telling them how good housekeeping is.

00:02:47.400 Yeah, which is important.

00:02:48.760 This might be the best one we've ever done.

00:02:51.060 So we have to kind of be careful.

00:02:53.140 We've been updating people every week on what's causing heart problems and blood clots.

00:02:57.060 And the list seems to be growing and growing.

00:02:59.600 This week, the thing to look out for, hopefully we can avoid, is joy.

00:03:05.860 Joy can cause heart problems.

00:03:08.260 A student just passed their tests with flying colors.

00:03:12.500 This university student dies of joy after hearing he'd passed his exams with flying colors.

00:03:17.440 Very sad to hear.

00:03:19.040 Joy can cause heart problems, it sounds like.

00:03:21.540 There's also on the other side of the spectrum heartbreak as well.

00:03:26.720 I saw an article that heartbreak can cause heart problems as well, which kind of makes sense.

00:03:30.560 Heartbreak rings true.

00:03:32.160 So hopefully you guys are able to avoid joy and heartbreak and just live in the monotone nothingness in the middle with nothing going on in your lives.

00:03:40.080 That way we can stay safe from these heart problems and these blood clots.

00:03:43.860 Makes sense to me.

00:03:44.640 Very important.

00:03:45.640 Stay safe out there, guys.

00:03:47.380 Moving on, we need to make a correction, basically a retraction from last week's episode.

00:03:52.320 I don't love to do this, but we are honest people and we're going to call it as we see it.

00:03:56.920 If we have to make a correction, if we made a mistake, we're going to do that.

00:04:00.420 That's big of you.

00:04:01.220 It's very big of me.

00:04:02.740 Thank you. 0.82

00:04:04.360 Last week, we basically insinuated that monkeypox was a gay disease.

00:04:08.840 We didn't outright say it. 0.87

00:04:10.000 But if you watch the video, you might say, hey, these guys are saying that monkeypox is a gay disease. 0.96

00:04:16.120 We have to kind of go ahead and correct that. 0.98

00:04:18.500 The symptoms for monkeypox are penile sweating and rectal pain and sores. 0.97

00:04:23.420 Penile swelling. 0.95

00:04:24.600 What did I say? 0.99

00:04:25.480 Sweating?

00:04:25.700 Sweating, yeah. 0.97

00:04:26.660 Penile swelling and rectal pain and the sores. 0.99

00:04:30.500 So obviously that's not a gay thing, not a gay disease, definitely not a gay disease. 0.98

00:04:36.760 We saw a- 0.99

00:04:38.480 It's a dick and butt disease, but it's definitely not gay. 1.00

00:04:40.660 Definitely not a gay dick and butt disease. 1.00

00:04:43.080 There was a tweet that came out from the SF San Francisco AIDS Foundation Twitter account 0.99

00:04:49.020 that said the following, I guess there's like a pride type festival coming up in San Francisco.

00:04:54.720 Yeah, it's called Door Alley Gay Festival. 0.99

00:04:57.280 Gay sex festival. 1.00

00:04:58.800 Gay sex festival. 1.00

00:05:00.660 Which turns things up and up. 0.99

00:05:02.280 And it says, door is here, but so is monkeypox.

00:05:07.840 Here are some ideas to reduce your risk and still enjoy your favorite kink and fetish festival 1.00

00:05:11.940 in San Francisco.

00:05:13.600 It says, cover your own bumps.

00:05:15.580 See a bump on your skin and worry that it might be monkeypox.

00:05:18.340 If you're not sure and you still want to go out tonight, cover it with a band-aid or clothing

00:05:22.980 before you go out. 0.99

00:05:24.080 So if you want to go have like gay, fetish, kink, gay, sex, gay, you have to make sure 1.00

00:05:30.060 you cover the bumps that could be monkeypox. 1.00

00:05:32.780 Hey, that makes sense to me.

00:05:34.180 I thought they would go a different route, like stay home, but maybe they just can't. 0.99

00:05:39.060 I don't think they can tell gay people that they can't have gay sex because that's like 1.00

00:05:43.580 homophobic. 1.00

00:05:44.800 Oh, yeah.

00:05:45.660 So I think they're kind of covering their tracks with that one.

00:05:48.660 One post says, don't skip the piggy parties.

00:05:51.280 We've heard from people who are worried about attending events out of fear of contracting

00:05:54.980 monkeypox.

00:05:56.080 We hope you partake while also taking steps to ensure your safety.

00:05:59.760 So don't skip the piggy parties.

00:06:01.640 Do you know what a piggy party is?

00:06:03.340 I have the definition right in front of me from Urban Dictionary.

00:06:05.920 Can you read the Urban Dictionary definition of the piggy party?

00:06:08.400 What they're encouraging people to go do with monkeypox, maybe?

00:06:12.420 Piggy party. 0.99

00:06:13.740 When groups of older homosexual men dressed in leather sodomize a young lad, usually tied 1.00

00:06:20.080 down to represent gay rape. 0.99

00:06:22.400 And then here's it used in a sentence in case that wasn't enough. 0.99

00:06:25.360 We all went down to the bath with little Brian and had fun penetrating him in our piggy party. 0.93

00:06:30.520 It's not a gay disease. 0.96

00:06:32.560 I have no idea why it's spreading so much in the gay community. 1.00

00:06:36.020 Bad luck, I would say.

00:06:37.140 Got to be bad luck.

00:06:38.300 Maybe it's people blowing out of proportion.

00:06:40.560 Everyone gets this thing.

00:06:41.920 Make sure you follow those tips if you want to stay safe. 0.93

00:06:46.020 I would say stay safe in these San Francisco gay king parties. 0.78

00:06:50.120 That should keep you safe. 0.91

00:06:52.100 Yeah.

00:06:52.860 Everyone's good to go.

00:06:54.060 Enjoy the piggy parties.

00:06:55.700 Remember in California when there was like that paddle boarder who the Coast Guard ran up on during COVID?

00:07:00.460 By himself out in the water and gave him a fine because of COVID?

00:07:03.380 Yeah.

00:07:04.040 Enjoy the piggy parties, guys.

00:07:05.820 Cheers to the piggy parties.

00:07:06.880 Moving on.

00:07:07.820 I went to a coffee shop here in New Orleans.

00:07:10.360 We just got here.

00:07:11.120 We're exploring the neighborhood. 0.98

00:07:12.220 And I wore my Dan Crenshaw sucks shirt. 1.00

00:07:14.760 Crenshaw sucks. 0.99

00:07:15.920 And the guy at the coffee shop who was wearing a satanic Salem, Massachusetts shirt. 1.00

00:07:21.080 Like it just said satanic Salem.

00:07:22.880 He goes, oh, man, that shirt's hilarious.

00:07:25.580 Thank you.

00:07:26.180 Like I was just like a Democrat who hates Crenshaw.

00:07:29.420 And it's like I didn't really explain to him that, yeah, Dan Crenshaw is not right wing enough for me.

00:07:33.780 Dan Crenshaw is not based enough for me. 1.00

00:07:35.640 He votes for too much war and stupid shit. 1.00

00:07:38.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:38.840 Dan Crenshaw is not based enough for me.

00:07:40.520 I didn't give him that explanation because I thought he would probably spit in my food, which takes us to our first video of the show.

00:07:47.560 People spitting in Trump supporters food now.

00:07:49.940 Normalize spitting in the drinks of Trump supporters.

00:07:54.940 Are you at a bar or brewery or restaurant in which you did not expect to see a Trump supporter because their website and decor otherwise declared that they are LGBTQIA plus friendly?

00:08:07.760 Maybe they've got a pride flag.

00:08:09.240 Maybe they've got a BLM flag in their window.

00:08:12.280 But you still, for some reason, see an ungodly Trump supporter.

00:08:14.960 And heaven forbid, they're also wearing Trump merchandise.

00:08:18.920 Well, take an unfinished drink from a table, spit in it, bring it over to them and tell them that you bought them one.

00:08:24.040 And then pray to whatever glorious creature gets you out of bed in the morning that they'd take a sip of it and suffer for the rest of the day.

00:08:31.280 Thank you.

00:08:31.800 Goodbye.

00:08:32.000 So you got to be careful out there because this is kind of what's happening next, I think.

00:08:36.200 And I think as things escalate into the elections, 2022, 2024, I think that's what you're going to see more of people spitting into food and drinks of Trump supporters, Uber Eats, people like that.

00:08:47.840 It's funny because you've actually been saying this for a while.

00:08:50.380 And I go, don't worry about it, dude.

00:08:51.740 Like nobody knows who you are.

00:08:52.960 Like it's you're you're making things up.

00:08:55.360 And then this girl just goes and says it out loud. 0.99

00:08:57.560 So, yeah.

00:08:58.280 So I was right.

00:08:59.060 Vindicated.

00:08:59.800 Vindicated again.

00:09:00.540 This girl, someone just DMs me before this episode starts. 0.74

00:09:03.880 She's got like triple pierced nose ring for the audio only crowd, funky glasses. 1.00

00:09:07.620 Like she's trying really hard to be quirky. 0.99

00:09:09.380 Just an OnlyFans internet whore as well. 1.00

00:09:12.500 Nice. 0.98

00:09:13.120 And she's not even like that cute. 0.99

00:09:14.600 Oh, I know.

00:09:15.160 That's half of it.

00:09:16.000 Just like an average.

00:09:17.040 She's not in the top 1% or whatever.

00:09:20.060 She's making $400 a month or something bad like that. 1.00

00:09:23.140 Yeah.

00:09:23.680 You can pay a dollar and see it all.

00:09:26.700 Would you, if that girl spit in your drink, that would be bad. 1.00

00:09:30.600 But it would be worse if like a big ugly guy spit in your drink, correct? 0.99

00:09:35.020 Yeah, for sure. 0.99

00:09:35.880 Okay.

00:09:36.220 I just want to make sure everyone's on the same page of like that way of looking at it.

00:09:39.380 Yeah.

00:09:39.540 There are definitely scales.

00:09:40.540 I wouldn't be happy no matter what.

00:09:42.520 But if it was like a 25 year old girl. 0.94

00:09:46.000 Yeah. 0.56

00:09:46.240 As opposed to like some big fat hairy guy.

00:09:48.300 Yeah. 0.82

00:09:48.580 A big fat hairy guy who just went to a piggy party at the door fest. 0.80

00:09:52.520 That right in your burger. 0.73

00:09:54.220 That.

00:09:55.380 Oh, moving on.

00:09:56.140 We're still, yeah, we're still in housekeeping.

00:09:57.940 We're enjoying New Orleans so far.

00:09:59.900 I am actually looking for an alternative vehicle.

00:10:02.120 I sold my Bronco, as you guys know, in Florida.

00:10:04.900 When I was living in LA, I had a cool old Mercedes.

00:10:07.200 I had like a 99 SL500 Mercedes convertible.

00:10:10.120 Pretty funny.

00:10:10.820 Miami Vice.

00:10:11.780 Then I got to Florida and I got the 1989 Bronco.

00:10:15.360 Sold that.

00:10:16.620 So now I'm looking for a new car.

00:10:18.140 The two things I'm considering right now are a Chrysler LeBaron.

00:10:23.140 Nice.

00:10:23.760 80s Chrysler LeBaron red with like white interior.

00:10:25.900 You get that for like three grand, four grand from some guy who just wants it out of his garage.

00:10:30.360 Or a, I don't know the word for it.

00:10:32.620 It's like a trike.

00:10:33.400 It's basically a quad.

00:10:34.820 That's a three wheeler from like the 80s and 90s.

00:10:37.620 And I think I can kind of scoot around town illegally on one of those.

00:10:41.900 You want to take advantage of the lawlessness and just kind of like get around?

00:10:44.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:45.820 There's lawlessness here.

00:10:46.900 People kind of do whatever they want.

00:10:48.260 So I'm going to like operate in that gray area myself.

00:10:51.320 I think I might get like a not street legal trike quad three wheeler thing and just rip

00:10:58.000 it around town.

00:10:58.800 And if a cop comes, I'm just going to turn on a one way and hope he doesn't follow me.

00:11:01.580 I think they can't chase you.

00:11:03.020 Hey, let's let these Democrat policies work for us. 1.00

00:11:06.620 And then if there's ever a huge line in a Walgreens or something, you just take what you

00:11:10.340 want and walk out.

00:11:12.380 We're shoplifting now.

00:11:13.740 We're doing whatever we want.

00:11:15.040 The Democrat policies are in place here and we're taking advantage of it.

00:11:18.500 We do like living in New Orleans so far.

00:11:20.480 The only negative thing I've noticed, there's two things.

00:11:23.780 A lot of stores just aren't open.

00:11:25.460 There's like not standard hours for operation.

00:11:28.080 Like you go to a place at two o'clock, like a restaurant, and it's like, oh, we're not

00:11:30.780 open.

00:11:31.680 Yeah.

00:11:31.840 And I guess part of that is being August.

00:11:33.380 Like we moved in August.

00:11:34.780 But, you know, it is very inconsistent.

00:11:37.120 It's kind of like a pirate town.

00:11:38.580 Yeah, it really is.

00:11:39.540 And then the other thing I don't like is Tucker is on at seven o'clock, which is the same

00:11:44.300 time as Wheel of Fortune.

00:11:45.540 I like that.

00:11:46.580 Which is tough.

00:11:47.180 I like an early Tucker, but I don't like I'm not going to rewatch Wheel of Fortune later.

00:11:51.680 You have to watch it live because the puzzles have all been solved already.

00:11:54.660 Smart.

00:11:55.400 It makes sense to me.

00:11:56.640 Oh, man.

00:11:57.760 Really quick.

00:11:58.460 I have a cool new interrogation technique.

00:12:01.100 Obviously, I'm always trying to teach you guys techniques I learned, whether it's gun

00:12:04.380 handling or what's the other one?

00:12:06.900 Shark jumping, maybe.

00:12:08.160 Shark jumping.

00:12:08.620 Where you should jump on the shark.

00:12:10.300 Exactly.

00:12:11.080 So if you're confronting someone about something and you're not fully sure if you have them

00:12:16.120 like dead to rights, you're not fully sure if you can convict them, but you have some

00:12:20.760 evidence.

00:12:21.500 I have a new technique.

00:12:22.580 I'll just give you guys an example.

00:12:24.300 Piece of paper here.

00:12:25.880 So if I were to go up to Ellen DeGeneres. 0.56

00:12:27.920 Okay.

00:12:28.660 And obviously, Ellen DeGeneres is in the CIA. 1.00

00:12:31.860 Asset.

00:12:32.420 Asset, at least.

00:12:33.280 Right.

00:12:33.780 And I don't have like the document that says Ellen DeGeneres, CIA in her picture.

00:12:38.840 But imagine I'm on her show and I'm like, Ellen, I know for a fact you're in the CIA.

00:12:43.900 And I go like this.

00:12:46.160 Do you want to tell your audience or should I?

00:12:49.140 And you hold the piece of paper in your hand and you pull it out and say, Ellen, I know

00:12:53.120 you're in the CIA.

00:12:54.100 Do you want to tell your audience or should I?

00:12:55.540 And then maybe you'll luck out and she'll tell the audience and confess before you blow

00:12:59.560 her up.

00:13:00.100 All right.

00:13:00.760 So you're just bluffing.

00:13:01.800 You're bluffing with a prop.

00:13:03.000 It's an in-person bluff with a prop.

00:13:05.640 You pull it out and it's like, go to your wife and say, I know you've been seeing that

00:13:10.060 guy.

00:13:10.540 I know you've been cheating on me.

00:13:12.320 Do you want to just tell me everything or do you want to know what I know?

00:13:14.840 And then you pull out some piece of paper from your pocket.

00:13:17.380 That's nothing.

00:13:18.460 And then when she admits it, you die of heartbreak immediately.

00:13:23.000 And then expect some blood clots to die of heartbreak right after.

00:13:26.860 Exactly.

00:13:27.400 So that's just a little tip I figured out a couple of days ago and stuffed into housekeeping.

00:13:33.640 Last thing of housekeeping.

00:13:34.960 Where did that come from?

00:13:36.040 Did you do it to anybody?

00:13:36.720 I just thought it up.

00:13:37.260 Okay.

00:13:37.440 I just thought it up.

00:13:38.680 It's like, if you had someone, if you kind of knew someone was guilty, but you didn't

00:13:42.520 fully know and you can't get a confession, you need a prop.

00:13:47.060 You need some fake evidence.

00:13:49.140 A strong hunch, a fake, a prop.

00:13:51.540 And then demand a confession.

00:13:52.860 And you're good to go.

00:13:53.520 Okay.

00:13:54.100 Yeah.

00:13:54.440 That's the way.

00:13:56.220 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:13:57.440 Nemo from Finding Nemo.

00:13:58.540 You know about him?

00:13:59.320 Yeah.

00:13:59.640 What's up?

00:14:00.180 He was shot dead in the Bronx last week.

00:14:03.440 I just saw him.

00:14:04.760 Hey, I'm not surprised.

00:14:05.960 Not surprised.

00:14:06.180 Not surprised.

00:14:07.080 A lot of bad stuff's happening lately out there.

00:14:09.520 Moving on.

00:14:10.020 We're out of housekeeping and into our first ever Schizo Corner. 0.98

00:14:21.480 Schizo Corner is a new segment on the show.

00:14:24.280 It's not going to be every week.

00:14:26.180 It's going to be similar to what happens next, where we're going to put it in when we got it.

00:14:29.700 Okay.

00:14:30.020 So for Schizo Corner this week, we have a clip of a NASA doctor who handcuffed himself to the Chase Bank.

00:14:38.080 Check out this clip.

00:14:40.760 This NASA scientist was arrested for locking himself to a Chase Bank.

00:14:45.620 Peter Kalmas works exclusively on climate science with a team at NASA.

00:15:10.740 He joined a coalition of more than 1,000 scientists called the Scientists' Rebellion, who organized dozens of actions worldwide.

00:15:17.960 I've been trying other ways to get through to the public for 16 years, and none of that worked.

00:15:24.700 I think it's worth the risk to our careers to try to wake up the public.

00:15:31.180 Wait, did you hear that?

00:15:32.240 16 years he's been doing this?

00:15:34.000 But the emergency's right now?

00:15:37.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:38.440 16 years he's been trying to do this, and then once again, what's the info?

00:15:43.080 You're crying and going, I've been trying to tell everyone the climate change.

00:15:47.320 Well, what's the info?

00:15:48.280 Once again, you're not getting the info out.

00:15:50.980 Where's your document?

00:15:52.240 Yeah.

00:15:52.700 And it shouldn't be a bluff.

00:15:53.820 He should have had a briefcase or something because you just did the whole plea, and you said, oh, I've been trying for 16 years and no one listens.

00:16:02.240 You didn't say what the thing is.

00:16:03.860 I need you to listen to me, but you don't tell us what you want us to hear.

00:16:07.220 And then you blame us, and then it's like, this is exactly like the progressive agenda in a nutshell, where it's like some emotional plea with crying, and then like, oh, it's the good guys versus the bad guys.

00:16:17.700 Everyone who's a good person who believes in climate change, you're on our side, and everyone else is a bad person who hates the environment.

00:16:23.620 It's exactly like the Democrat agenda, just like in 30 seconds, handcuffed scientists to a door bit.

00:16:29.080 Exemplified.

00:16:30.000 Exemplified.

00:16:30.520 Good word over there.

00:16:32.520 Yeah, this guy is the expert.

00:16:33.860 This guy is the expert.

00:16:35.360 Well, the biggest, I think, ding is I've been trying to do this for 16 years.

00:16:40.160 And was it as bad then?

00:16:42.300 Were you saying like in the next four years?

00:16:43.840 What's your timeline?

00:16:44.940 Yeah.

00:16:45.380 Everyone's telling us the world's going to end.

00:16:47.420 And I don't know.

00:16:48.120 I kind of believe him.

00:16:48.800 It's very hot.

00:16:49.940 We're in New Orleans in August.

00:16:51.160 It's hot.

00:16:51.760 Yeah.

00:16:52.260 So maybe he's on to something.

00:16:53.640 But here's where it gets schizo-y. 0.98

00:16:55.300 There's different tiers to this.

00:16:57.060 So according to him, the world's going to end in 10 years, which sounds like something like the, you know, Klaus and George and Bill and Nancy could orchestrate the world ending.

00:17:07.760 But let's take this into schizo corner. 0.84

00:17:10.240 Let's do a little schizo spiral here. 1.00

00:17:12.860 Tier one schizo level, which is a very low schizo level and pretty much normal. 1.00

00:17:17.780 Yeah.

00:17:18.020 This guy is a fed globalist plant pushing an agenda.

00:17:22.400 That's easy.

00:17:23.500 Tier one.

00:17:23.880 That's tier one.

00:17:24.600 Tier two schizo level is this guy is a globalist fed plant and him and the movie Don't Look Up with Leonardo DiCaprio, the climate change end of world movie. 0.78

00:17:36.500 They had the same goals basically to create this idea.

00:17:42.320 There's like this impending doom and they're orchestrating something and something's going to come.

00:17:46.220 Just so people are kind of like, ooh, I've heard about this before when it happens.

00:17:49.880 Same haircut, same facial hair too.

00:17:51.780 Glasses.

00:17:52.220 So it's basically like when something does happen, something bad does happen, the populace is going to be like, ooh, we kind of had this coming.

00:18:00.960 So that's tier two.

00:18:02.440 So tier three schizo level is the we had it coming feeling is actually a satanic consent that they need so they can juice us to the max when they do their plan. 1.00

00:18:13.520 So if they tell us what's coming and no one stops it, it's basically us allowing them to do it.

00:18:18.660 And then if we're allowing satanic bad people to do something, then we're turning away from God in the process, which is obviously their goal.

00:18:25.100 But this is also what makes it tier three schizo.

00:18:27.440 OK.

00:18:27.680 So it's like a satanic deal.

00:18:29.720 We don't stop it.

00:18:30.880 They tell us it's coming.

00:18:32.140 We acknowledge it's coming.

00:18:33.660 We don't care.

00:18:35.680 We can't say, oh, we didn't know what was going to happen.

00:18:38.260 They showed us a million times.

00:18:39.640 And then by not stopping these evil people, we basically turn away from God and let them do what they want.

00:18:45.340 And then they get maximum squirts from stealing our souls. 1.00

00:18:48.820 Hmm.

00:18:49.420 I see that now.

00:18:50.340 Now I get why it's schizo corner. 1.00

00:18:51.760 That's pretty schizo. 1.00

00:18:52.940 So those are the three.

00:18:54.020 In the beginning, it's easy.

00:18:55.360 In the second one, it kind of makes sense.

00:18:56.960 And the third one is really what's going on.

00:18:59.320 Is there any tier four where it's all like backwards and this guy's a good guy?

00:19:03.100 Isn't that like the ultimate ascension?

00:19:05.240 That's the ultimate ascension.

00:19:06.440 I only want to go tier one through three and then save tier four for like those super hurricanes type of things where it's like something happens that you really can't understand.

00:19:16.200 Black swan events.

00:19:17.140 Black swan events.

00:19:18.180 Okay.

00:19:18.740 Absolutely.

00:19:19.540 Fair.

00:19:20.160 But hey, maybe I'm wrong.

00:19:21.580 Maybe I'm connecting dots that don't exist.

00:19:23.280 Maybe I haven't gotten deep sleep in three months.

00:19:26.560 Is that true?

00:19:27.140 But if the world is going to end in 10 years and you guys didn't stop it because you saw this podcast, my bad.

00:19:35.480 My bad.

00:19:36.700 For the record, I do think the world is going to end in 10 years though.

00:19:40.800 But I don't think it's going to be on their terms like in climate change like they say.

00:19:43.640 I think they're going to like do a nuke or do something bad, do some sort of man-made catastrophic disaster, deep state, WEF, globalist plan, global unity after that, quote, global unity after that, one world government.

00:19:55.320 I think that's more likely.

00:19:57.180 Revelations, yeah.

00:19:58.280 Yeah.

00:19:58.660 Moving on.

00:19:59.280 We are on Cringe of the Week.

00:20:03.740 Okay.

00:20:04.560 Cringe of the Week.

00:20:05.560 We have a fantastic Cringe of the Week.

00:20:07.100 Our first clip is the drag queen teaching kids how to be a drag queen stripper. 0.97

00:20:15.360 That's usually not good.

00:20:22.180 There it is.

00:20:23.600 Money.

00:20:26.120 Throwing money on the kids.

00:20:27.760 I feel like we see this every week.

00:20:30.460 There's like a lot of drag queen events happening. 0.98

00:20:33.700 Yeah.

00:20:34.100 Pride doesn't just go in June.

00:20:36.180 Like we're now in August and we're still doing all these pride things.

00:20:38.980 So it's basically half the year.

00:20:40.100 The summer is for the gays. 1.00

00:20:41.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:41.980 And ignore monkey pox. 0.99

00:20:43.240 Summer is for the gays. 1.00

00:20:46.700 All right. 0.97

00:20:47.200 That's enough on that one.

00:20:48.960 I want to skip it because.

00:20:52.580 The drag queen goes, look at all the money you just made. 1.00

00:20:55.480 Look at that.

00:20:56.120 Like reinforcing, teaching the kid to dance for money and strip and perform for money.

00:21:00.320 Not strip, obviously. 0.88

00:21:01.720 With cross-dressers and drag queens. 1.00

00:21:03.020 With like some fat guy who's like talking in a fake voice. 0.98

00:21:06.540 With giant makeup. 0.97

00:21:08.240 All right.

00:21:08.980 Moving on.

00:21:09.600 The privilege teacher.

00:21:10.860 This is a teacher who's discussing privilege with her class.

00:21:14.360 I guess that's an appropriate topic.

00:21:16.240 Would you be able to answer this question on one of my tests for social psychology?

00:21:20.700 Simple essay question.

00:21:22.120 After going through privilege, what privilege is.

00:21:24.400 Giving examples of privilege.

00:21:26.020 Explaining how there are different types of privilege.

00:21:27.860 Like white privilege.

00:21:28.740 Male privilege.

00:21:30.100 Christian privilege. 0.76

00:21:31.080 Able-bodied privilege. 0.96

00:21:32.880 Thin privilege.

00:21:33.740 Cisgender privilege. 0.88

00:21:34.760 Straight privilege.

00:21:36.960 Really rattled them off.

00:21:38.880 All right.

00:21:39.300 So, simple question.

00:21:40.280 I ask my students.

00:21:41.580 Ask a question.

00:21:43.140 Tell me one way that you have privilege.

00:21:45.240 Tell me one type of privilege you have.

00:21:46.860 Whoa.

00:21:47.040 My makeup is all over the place today.

00:21:49.860 All right.

00:21:50.680 This person's in charge of stuff.

00:21:51.820 Stopping.

00:21:52.400 Stopping midway through.

00:21:53.640 This person's in charge of stuff.

00:21:55.180 Tell me one type of privilege you have.

00:21:56.820 Explain how it's an example of privilege.

00:21:58.720 And say how your life would be different if you didn't have that particular type of privilege.

00:22:03.680 Would you be able to answer that question?

00:22:05.940 Can you come up with the type of privilege you have?

00:22:07.740 That's enough.

00:22:08.360 I think we've heard enough.

00:22:09.200 I think we know what her classroom's like.

00:22:11.300 Ugh.

00:22:12.200 And, dude, it's like privilege.

00:22:13.960 It's kind of the inverse of just, like, being thankful.

00:22:17.560 You know?

00:22:17.940 Yeah, it's the opposite.

00:22:19.020 It's like, oh, I'm so thankful I have my family.

00:22:20.480 I'm so thankful.

00:22:21.240 Like, I went to a good school.

00:22:22.700 Like, my dad spent time with me.

00:22:25.360 I did sports and stuff.

00:22:27.160 It's the opposite of grateful.

00:22:28.480 It's like a shame grateful.

00:22:29.820 Yeah.

00:22:30.160 It's like a shame grateful.

00:22:31.280 And you can't be actually openly, fully grateful because you have to acknowledge the victimhoods you have and then how it compares to other people's victimhoods.

00:22:40.560 And you can't be grateful, which is, like, being grateful is, like, the first step in, like, believing in God and being, like, a holier person.

00:22:49.300 For sure.

00:22:50.200 And then another thing, when she's talking about privilege and stuff and then she rattles them all off, white, Christian, male, privilege, it's funny to me because a lot of these trainings that you see in, like, HR departments or whatever are about biases.

00:23:03.780 And, like, racial biases, sex biases, things like that.

00:23:08.360 And it's like, you think if she's this obsessed with privilege, she doesn't have any biases against those classes that she just rattled off?

00:23:15.020 Exactly.

00:23:15.420 So it's, like, a brain-poisoned lady who, instead of going right down the middle between joy and, you know, heartbreak, like, instead of going down the middle and, like, doing what's right, she just flipped from, like, good to evil, you know?

00:23:30.100 And it is, obviously, it's her entire doctrine, you know?

00:23:33.240 So nothing to be grateful for.

00:23:34.940 Anything you have, you're lucky because some people don't have it because they have less than you.

00:23:39.720 And then you can never get out of this, like, victimhood mentality.

00:23:42.060 How do you become successful with that?

00:23:43.480 How do you overcome adversity if everything you're doing is compared to someone who has it worse or someone who has it better?

00:23:49.200 And they have it better because they're privileged.

00:23:51.340 So, like, why are you going to work for the promotion if your boss only has his job because he's a straight white male?

00:23:56.420 Are you going to work hard to take that spot or get the promotion or are you going to say, oh, this company's backwards, this company's, you know, living in 50 years ago and this is not progressive enough?

00:24:07.840 You take the easy way out.

00:24:08.620 You take the easy way out.

00:24:09.520 And you blame whatever.

00:24:11.320 Do you think this woman is happy? 0.99

00:24:13.620 No. 0.86

00:24:14.200 You think she's miserable? 0.98

00:24:15.360 Yeah. 0.97

00:24:15.720 But if you asked her, I think she'd say she is.

00:24:17.500 I know.

00:24:18.100 I think she would say, I'm happy, but there's a lot of work to be done, 100%.

00:24:23.200 And I bet the only thing that gives her true happiness is these little power dynamics where she has, like, the power over the kids and, like, can force them to write an essay on privilege. 1.00

00:24:33.740 Exactly.

00:24:34.320 Seeing a straight white kid write an essay about how that's not good gets her squirts.

00:24:39.680 And then she reads it and she goes, Michael Thompson, Christian, white guy, and she grades it just way harder than everybody else's.

00:24:46.200 That's so good.

00:24:46.920 Next clip, Jack, not Jackie, the trans book for K through two.

00:24:50.740 Yeah, let me get this one.

00:24:55.720 Let me preface this.

00:24:56.740 This is a Minnesota elementary school principal.

00:24:59.700 I've been doing some reading this summer, and so I thought I would share a couple of books because you have a little bit of time left to do some reading.

00:25:06.540 I also read Jack, not Jackie by Erica Silverman.

00:25:11.820 Phenomenal read.

00:25:12.600 So if you're a K-1, 2, 3 even, it's a really good read called Jack, not Jackie.

00:25:19.800 And I really enjoyed that, and I'm excited it will be on our shelves in the Media Center this fall.

00:25:25.440 Oh, I'm sure it will be.

00:25:26.540 And that's a book about a trans kid who wears different clothes and basically is a cross-dressing kid. 0.77

00:25:32.100 Yeah, I'm Jack.

00:25:32.780 I'm not Jackie.

00:25:33.500 It's pretty self-explanatory.

00:25:34.400 Yeah, and they're encouraging that.

00:25:36.520 They're pushing that out there.

00:25:38.300 Obviously, that's very confusing for the children.

00:25:40.480 There was an article that came out about a person who stopped their transition.

00:25:43.880 They were getting, like, operations and hormones and everything done, and they stopped their transition in their tracks after two hours of therapy,

00:25:51.980 basically talking it out with someone who I guess didn't fully reaffirm their gender identity, and after two hours, they stopped their transition.

00:25:58.900 After just two hours of counseling, tells of her regret as she begins de-transitioning back to female.

00:26:04.460 And that's like an adult.

00:26:05.320 That's like a-

00:26:05.900 27-year-old, 26-year-old, something like that.

00:26:07.700 A 20-something-year-old person.

00:26:09.180 These are K-2, so that's five through seven.

00:26:12.440 Maybe three.

00:26:13.440 She's like, this is K-2, maybe three.

00:26:15.960 It's like, it shouldn't be any.

00:26:17.340 It should be the opposite.

00:26:19.040 Because the three, if it's third grade, it's almost too late, she's saying.

00:26:22.120 Yeah.

00:26:22.460 It needs to be done earlier to, like, plant the seed.

00:26:24.940 It's basically the equivalent of, like, a puzzle going, like, ages three through 99, and then, like, the 100-year-old's like, oh.

00:26:32.940 And so I want to, this is actually a throwback to something we read on the podcast before.

00:26:37.760 Do you remember when we read off that Facebook post of the woman who posted trans allies and those who support them or something?

00:26:44.440 The one who said, I think I may have, like, messed up my kid.

00:26:47.560 Messed up my kid, yeah.

00:26:48.400 So basically it was, I may have messed up my kid because now they want to be gender or the opposite gender or whatever. 0.99

00:26:55.560 And it's like, I'm afraid my husband might be right.

00:26:58.120 And, like, so one of those books was Jack, not Jackie.

00:27:02.780 So we've already seen what it can do.

00:27:05.160 I'm not for burning books, but we can probably put a list together of some books, and we should probably light them on fire.

00:27:13.620 Well, there's definitely a list of what goes in the bonfire first.

00:27:17.220 When it's cold, you have no warmth, you've got to burn something.

00:27:20.660 Jack, not Jackie, is going in.

00:27:23.420 And it's actually the opposite because Jack, not Jackie, we need to keep, we can't burn the book because we need to know the mistakes we've made.

00:27:29.720 We need to keep that in the archives.

00:27:31.520 So even then, we can't burn it.

00:27:33.020 Yeah, but only historians and people who are.

00:27:35.560 We can't put it on the shelves in the media center.

00:27:37.720 Not for K through 5, not for the elementary school.

00:27:40.700 Next clip is a quick one. 0.79

00:27:42.240 Piss Pants Weirdo.

00:27:44.920 Maybe we'll just let that play. 0.98

00:27:47.740 I labeled it Diaper Boy Wets Himself.

00:27:50.460 Diaper Boy.

00:27:52.000 My mother told me to stay in the farm while she got me more diapers, but I'm going to get in trouble.

00:28:00.240 But I knew I was going to hurt myself, and I had to get out of here.

00:28:04.780 All right, we'll probably throw a little blur on that.

00:28:07.040 I don't know what we can show.

00:28:08.220 It's just an adult man with a pacifier pissing his pants outside of his mom's car.

00:28:14.100 Oh, I imagine that's your kid.

00:28:15.600 It's like, oh, how's things going with Scotty?

00:28:17.420 It's like, oh, he's doing okay.

00:28:19.080 Had an accident.

00:28:20.320 He's doing okay. 0.73

00:28:21.980 This is a lot of piss, too.

00:28:23.320 This is like a... 0.93

00:28:24.460 Yeah, this is a statement. 0.96

00:28:26.280 This is a fully grown man's bladder.

00:28:27.960 Yeah.

00:28:28.400 How's your kid?

00:28:29.240 Oh, he's good.

00:28:30.000 He just got promoted to associate.

00:28:31.640 Oh, wow.

00:28:32.600 How's your kid?

00:28:33.280 Oh, you know, same old.

00:28:35.740 Yeah, same old.

00:28:36.520 Never grew out of his diapers phase.

00:28:37.980 Yeah, no need to bore you with the details.

00:28:40.140 You know what's funny, though, too?

00:28:41.100 It's like that guy.

00:28:41.960 It's like, clearly, this is another one of those things where society is trying to, like,

00:28:46.180 accept people, but it's just like his fetish.

00:28:48.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:49.220 It's just your fetish shit. 1.00

00:28:51.300 So it's like he went from wearing diapers as a kid to being normal, normal, normal, and 1.00

00:28:55.360 then like, ah, I'm back.

00:28:57.700 Something bad happened.

00:28:59.320 Let him go to the piggy party.

00:29:01.140 Yeah.

00:29:01.320 He needs to be allowed.

00:29:02.400 He needs to not care about his monkey pox that day.

00:29:04.500 Cover up your blisters and go, buddy.

00:29:06.180 Just go.

00:29:07.540 Monster tattoo guys, these are pretty cool.

00:29:10.200 Yeah, this is a tough one.

00:29:12.640 This is cringe of the week. 0.99

00:29:13.700 I really hate to be the dude that fucks with us. 0.99

00:29:18.660 You think? 1.00

00:29:20.860 I mean, hell.

00:29:25.380 Yeah.

00:29:27.380 That was monkey pox patient zero.

00:29:29.620 Back to back right there.

00:29:30.700 That's why it's cringe of the week.

00:29:32.700 That's as cringe as it gets.

00:29:34.160 That's not your typical cringe.

00:29:35.540 Not your typical cringe.

00:29:36.360 I'm trying to diversify.

00:29:38.080 Okay.

00:29:38.720 Trying to diversify the cringe a little bit.

00:29:40.660 And you'll see that in our next clip, too.

00:29:42.200 The credit card decline kid.

00:29:44.240 Credit card decline kid.

00:29:45.320 Oh, okay.

00:29:47.020 It's not your typical cringe this week.

00:29:48.340 Do I want to be in that situation again?

00:29:52.000 It was the most embarrassing thing I've been put through.

00:29:55.440 You have no idea.

00:29:56.940 Everybody in the restaurant was staring at me. 0.99

00:29:59.060 Look at this fool who can't even pay a thousand euros for some pizza. 0.98

00:30:04.020 I don't want to ever be in that situation again. 0.99

00:30:06.680 No.

00:30:07.260 You're going to give me a physical encart.

00:30:09.820 No.

00:30:10.460 No.

00:30:11.320 Are you even listening to what I'm telling?

00:30:13.720 So he had a restaurant.

00:30:16.520 He couldn't even pay a thousand euros for some pizza, which is like a thousand euros is like

00:30:21.800 a thousand bucks.

00:30:22.740 Yeah.

00:30:23.100 It used to be more, but the euro went down.

00:30:24.920 It's easy to do the math now.

00:30:26.620 So he's at some like nice high-end pizza place.

00:30:29.960 He's in a nice backyard.

00:30:31.140 I kind of believe it all.

00:30:32.280 I believe all this.

00:30:33.120 Everything checks out.

00:30:34.320 It was the most embarrassing moment of his life.

00:30:36.000 Like every time I pay with a credit card and there's money in the card or there's money

00:30:40.900 at my debit card, it's never truly zero, but I'm waiting for it to say declined.

00:30:45.840 Really?

00:30:46.500 Yeah.

00:30:46.740 I'm expecting decline just because it's like, oh, here it comes.

00:30:49.740 Then I'm like, oh, I'll try this one.

00:30:50.860 No big deal.

00:30:52.340 That is the most embarrassing moment of his life.

00:30:54.620 Yeah.

00:30:54.940 That's every day for most people, buddy.

00:30:56.820 Everyone's paycheck to paycheck these days.

00:30:58.920 Yeah.

00:30:59.180 Get over it.

00:31:00.580 Yeah.

00:31:01.240 Entitled.

00:31:01.860 You know, that would be an example of privilege.

00:31:03.680 I will admit that might be an example of privilege. 0.91

00:31:06.740 So that's the essay that I'd write for that miserable teacher.

00:31:09.660 For that miserable teacher, this kid could write a pretty good essay. 0.59

00:31:14.420 There was a warning. 0.85

00:31:15.660 We're going to, this is a quick one.

00:31:16.880 There was a warning on Hulu for one of their shows that there's warning, trigger warning.

00:31:20.820 There's a content warning.

00:31:21.700 It says this film contains flashing lights, themes of trauma, and an unlikable female protagonist. 0.93

00:31:27.220 Your discretion is advised.

00:31:28.580 So watch out.

00:31:29.960 There's an unlikable female protagonist. 1.00

00:31:32.140 We have to be warned.

00:31:33.060 That's a trigger warning because you know how great women are and how likable girls are. 1.00

00:31:37.900 Did you, uh, did you see what this was about though?

00:31:40.320 No.

00:31:40.800 I kind of saw other people talking about it.

00:31:42.840 I didn't watch the, uh, movie itself, but apparently it was like a Karen type, like a

00:31:47.560 stereotypical, like complaining Karen. 0.95

00:31:49.600 So it's like now mentally preparing you.

00:31:52.360 And I'm assuming this is meant for people who would be triggered by a white woman with 0.78

00:31:56.320 a short haircut, like yelling at people.

00:31:57.820 I think it's meant for that lady who's doing the privilege class thing. 1.00

00:32:00.280 So she's going to watch and go, Oh no, I, okay.

00:32:03.060 Okay.

00:32:03.560 They, they warned me.

00:32:04.620 Thank God.

00:32:05.420 Thank God.

00:32:06.180 They warned me that there's a lady like me in here. 1.00

00:32:08.680 That's not likable.

00:32:09.760 Uh, last clip of cringe of the week.

00:32:12.020 Our boy dash Dubrovsky, our favorite schizo ever. 0.59

00:32:15.400 Our favorite manic man.

00:32:17.340 Uh, a lot of people sent me DMS at least since we talked about it before.

00:32:20.860 Like he's a favorite, he's becoming a favorite of the right.

00:32:24.100 He a hundred percent is.

00:32:25.420 I want to say I discovered him.

00:32:27.080 I think you did basically.

00:32:28.100 Cause when I was seeing his post, he was getting like 300 likes and like 200 likes, 400 likes.

00:32:32.780 So that's still like, he's still getting that.

00:32:35.300 So we're still very early.

00:32:36.600 It's not too late to, to invest.

00:32:38.760 Yeah.

00:32:39.300 It's not too late.

00:32:40.060 We're going straight up.

00:32:40.960 We're going to, well, we're going to ride this all the way to the top until like, there's 0.99

00:32:43.640 a blow up, like sexual assault, like turns out he raped someone. 0.99

00:32:46.960 There's going to be some blow off top. 0.99

00:32:48.440 Actually, that's like slander probably, but it was a hypothetical, hypothetical.

00:32:53.760 There's, I have a feeling I would place a wager that he'll have some sort of like, oh,

00:32:58.840 a disassociate from occupied Democrats or something like that.

00:33:02.280 They're going to, they're going to blow them out.

00:33:03.920 Uh, check out this video he made about a restaurant called Trump burger.

00:33:09.380 This is a restaurant in Houston called Trump burger, but guys believe them when they tell 1.00

00:33:15.620 you they're not a cult.

00:33:16.840 MAGA is not a cult.

00:33:18.900 They are not a cult.

00:33:20.660 Maybe we should get a Biden burger.

00:33:23.200 No, we would never do that because we're not in a cult vote for the Democrats.

00:33:27.440 That's why I understand this.

00:33:30.020 Do you know how no one would, how many nobodies would, how no people would ever go to Biden

00:33:37.340 burger?

00:33:38.460 Maybe we should get a Biden burger.

00:33:39.800 So what?

00:33:40.300 So no one would ever go and the restaurant closes.

00:33:42.500 Have you ever been to a Trump rally where they line up for like three days and the line

00:33:46.200 just goes on and on and on.

00:33:48.220 And then by a 30 second speed, time-lapse of like hundreds of thousands of people.

00:33:54.640 And then Joe Biden had a speech and he couldn't fill the eight circles, the eight people, social

00:33:59.920 distance COVID circles.

00:34:01.440 Hey, he got very lucky that COVID was happening at the time when he was having rallies.

00:34:05.640 That's so true.

00:34:06.340 He like, and obviously that wasn't luck that was planned, obviously planned, but that was

00:34:11.960 a very nice cover for him.

00:34:13.220 A very nice dual purpose cover.

00:34:14.780 That was part of the upside sell when they sat down and pitched him COVID.

00:34:18.000 They're like, well, when you have your rallies, no one will go, but the excuse will be you

00:34:23.560 guys take COVID seriously.

00:34:24.660 And they're like, that's pretty good.

00:34:26.620 Good trade-off.

00:34:27.360 Kamala Harris just had a speech the other day that she live streamed. 0.99

00:34:31.040 And like, there was five comments in it and I was like three of them, 360 people were

00:34:36.900 watching, 360 people.

00:34:39.020 She's one person away, one heartbeat away from being the president of the United States, 0.66

00:34:42.740 the most unlikable person ever.

00:34:44.520 360 people were watching.

00:34:45.860 That's like, we, I would get like thousands of people watching a live stream.

00:34:50.380 Not even hard.

00:34:50.960 One extremely weak heartbeat away from, yeah.

00:34:54.260 And she's got 360 goons. 1.00

00:34:56.140 And I, and I got to assume there's a certain percentage of hate watching going on.

00:34:59.820 Um, people who are just screen recording the whole thing, waiting to post something to

00:35:02.580 Twitter.

00:35:02.940 That's so true.

00:35:03.880 Like it's gotta be 20%, right?

00:35:05.680 Yeah.

00:35:05.960 And the comments were like five people, three of them were made.

00:35:08.340 Someone else made fun of, uh, Joe Biden.

00:35:10.620 And then someone else wrote something that was like probably a bot.

00:35:13.460 Um, but then someone in the comments for the Dash-Jabrowski-Trump burger thing, uh, said,

00:35:19.380 Oh, if we had a Biden burger, it wouldn't, it would be like way more popular.

00:35:24.240 And I just replied, like, do you have that written up there?

00:35:26.660 Yeah.

00:35:26.760 You said no one would go to Biden burger though.

00:35:28.980 No one would go to Biden burger.

00:35:32.340 And then someone else said, and someone said, Fleckis, more would go to Biden burger than 0.99

00:35:36.560 this crap. 1.00

00:35:37.400 And then somebody said, corrupt Trump burgers are poisonous like him and his entire administration. 1.00

00:35:42.760 It's a cult. 0.99

00:35:43.920 Yeah.

00:35:44.060 It's a cult.

00:35:45.040 And then I think I replied to that.

00:35:46.380 Like, do you honestly believe?

00:35:48.840 Here, I'll read it.

00:35:49.640 It says, you think more people would go to a Biden burger place versus a Trump burger

00:35:52.900 place?

00:35:53.580 I don't know how you could logically believe that.

00:35:56.240 And it's like, you need evidence to get logical, right?

00:35:59.900 You need some sort of like foundational belief.

00:36:02.120 And it's like, we have comps, the MAGA rallies, the fact that this store is still open, period.

00:36:07.700 I think if you ask Joe Biden, if you, hey, Joe Biden, if you had a Biden burger next to

00:36:12.860 a Trump burger, who, who would do better?

00:36:16.120 Well, he might say Biden burger.

00:36:17.640 Yeah.

00:36:18.120 He asked him.

00:36:18.940 Yeah.

00:36:19.280 That's so true.

00:36:20.260 Which is crazy to live in like this delusional world.

00:36:23.860 Don't know how they do it.

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00:37:23.440 Urban Decay.

00:37:24.720 This week's Urban Decay is quite interesting.

00:37:28.200 The first one is a lemonade stand.

00:37:30.620 A children had a lemonade stand and then they were robbed at gunpoint for what, $30?

00:37:35.360 They say $30.

00:37:36.520 And this is in Peoria, Illinois.

00:37:38.720 Surveillance video provided by a neighbor.

00:37:40.420 You can see two males approach Jude Peterson and his friends as they sell lemonade just

00:37:44.800 before 5 Friday evening.

00:37:46.300 The male in the dark hoodie, who has been described as a teenager, moves fast, displaying what looks

00:37:51.400 to be a firearm, then quickly snatching the cash box, running off with $30.

00:37:55.460 Nathan, Jude's father, said it was terrifying at first, but what really moved him is how his neighbors responded.

00:38:02.140 People wanted to help in any way they could.

00:38:04.140 Some folks bought a glass for $20 after they heard what happened.

00:38:07.540 So, kind of uplifting the community rally behind, but $30?

00:38:14.080 Like, what do you even get for $30?

00:38:15.960 A felony.

00:38:17.280 I mean...

00:38:18.520 Well, probably not.

00:38:19.500 You get that charge knocked down.

00:38:21.440 That's true.

00:38:21.780 Oh, the weapon will knock that weapons charge down, all this and that, and then you'll just

00:38:25.880 be back out in the street with nothing.

00:38:27.580 How about the description, described as teenagers?

00:38:30.360 Yeah.

00:38:31.640 That's a recurring theme.

00:38:34.060 Our next clip, someone stole from Sephora, and they weren't allowed to give a description.

00:38:39.860 The workers were not allowed to give a description because it's considered racist.

00:38:44.380 Yeah.

00:38:45.380 And that, I guess, is a policy at Ulta as well.

00:38:48.220 But this was a tweet from Spot News, which is actually a local Chicago news Twitter feed

00:38:54.740 that I actually follow.

00:38:55.640 I used to follow before, like, before politics even.

00:38:59.180 And it says, 845 North Michigan, which is a nice area, like a nice shopping center where

00:39:04.120 they've been, they have to do curfews now, and there's been a lot of crime.

00:39:07.760 It's like the main shopping center in downtown Chicago.

00:39:11.180 Caller said someone is stealing in Sephora.

00:39:13.000 They also said they are not allowed to give a description.

00:39:15.600 So, the 911 operator's like, who are they?

00:39:18.960 Give us a description.

00:39:20.020 We got to help.

00:39:21.160 And the Sephora employee's just like, I'm not allowed to give a description.

00:39:25.000 And so, you're not allowed to give a description because I'm assuming they think it's racist

00:39:27.640 to say it's a black person, but they're robbing the store right now. 0.96

00:39:31.760 It's not like you're like, oh, we were robbed. 0.98

00:39:33.420 I didn't see who it was, but maybe it's a black person. 0.59

00:39:35.980 Like, you're seeing it happen.

00:39:38.080 You see the individual describe what they look like.

00:39:42.180 Yeah.

00:39:42.380 Someone, yeah, messaged us.

00:39:44.400 This is what it said.

00:39:45.400 That's an employee calling.

00:39:46.540 My friend at Ulta was fired for providing description to coworkers.

00:39:50.380 Someone got fired for telling someone the accurate looks of a person.

00:39:55.120 So, there is a very express checkout at Sephora and Ulta if you guys are interested.

00:40:02.120 This is gold.

00:40:02.760 This is easy.

00:40:03.700 Like, now we need to take advantage of it, I guess.

00:40:05.780 I'm going to start wearing men's makeup. 1.00

00:40:07.200 Cover my monkeypox.

00:40:07.980 If you guys need to cover monkeypox, go steal the stuff from Ulta and Sephora.

00:40:12.840 They can't even call the cops on you.

00:40:14.500 And then, obviously, the funny thing is you're not giving a description because it's racist

00:40:19.340 or whatever.

00:40:20.820 And then you can't even make the AOC joke of, like, bread for your family because it's

00:40:26.120 just, like, makeup.

00:40:27.060 It's luxury cosmetics.

00:40:29.140 You know?

00:40:29.960 That's the whole point.

00:40:30.900 It's like, oh, this will be easy and quick to resell.

00:40:32.720 Like, it's $20 and it's only this big, you know?

00:40:35.960 Yeah.

00:40:36.300 So, like, it's primed for stealing.

00:40:38.780 It is primed for stealing.

00:40:40.860 And you're not allowed to say who did it.

00:40:43.860 The division is happening.

00:40:45.460 And I think when people keep getting let go, like Ben Stein.

00:40:48.960 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:40:50.240 When people keep getting let go because they're, you know, they can't give a description, can't

00:40:55.560 give a description, can't arrest a black person, can't charge a black person, can't 0.96

00:40:59.400 accuse a black person. 0.95

00:41:00.400 And I think that's going to lead to some division at the grassroots social level where 0.58

00:41:05.760 people are going to be frustrated that there's two sets of rules that apply to different people.

00:41:10.100 People who aren't going to be upset aren't going to be like that teacher who had that

00:41:12.900 list of whatever it's called.

00:41:15.020 She thinks this makes up for the privilege.

00:41:17.060 Yeah.

00:41:17.220 You need to fill those gaps.

00:41:18.740 So, this is good.

00:41:19.660 People like her got us to places like this. 0.99

00:41:22.220 And hold on.

00:41:23.180 I want to say one more thing.

00:41:23.960 Remember when we talked about Target, like, early, like, episode maybe, like, 10, 15,

00:41:28.020 something like that?

00:41:28.560 We were talking about how Target is known to be, like, the most, you know, sturdy.

00:41:33.280 They have loss prevention.

00:41:34.320 They have a forensics place in Minneapolis.

00:41:37.220 And it's kind of known, like, don't mess with Target.

00:41:39.480 You don't steal from Target.

00:41:40.620 Once word gets out that Sephora and Ulta can't give you even a description, it's going to be

00:41:46.300 a bloodbath.

00:41:47.560 You throw a fake cheap wig on and you go empty it.

00:41:52.480 And they go, what do we know?

00:41:53.380 I don't know.

00:41:54.100 Maybe that it's a lady. 1.00

00:41:55.460 Don't even say that.

00:41:57.340 Maybe it's a lady. 1.00

00:41:59.440 It is leaving.

00:42:02.120 And you know what's funny, too?

00:42:03.460 It's like all those 7-Elevens, different places like that, that are, like, targets for

00:42:07.940 getting robbed.

00:42:08.620 They have that height chart on the door.

00:42:11.600 You ever see that height chart?

00:42:12.840 Of course.

00:42:13.040 So, that someone walks out, they go, suspect, six feet, you know, or 5-Eleven, something,

00:42:16.760 something.

00:42:17.080 They look at the camera and go and figure it out.

00:42:20.400 Got to tear those down now, boys.

00:42:21.960 Tear those down.

00:42:23.060 Next clip, lady on top of car, arm stuck, drive away. 1.00

00:42:26.520 Do you know the context for this at all?

00:42:28.620 No.

00:42:29.020 I just saw this clip and was like, wow.

00:42:32.040 Lady's on top of a car. 1.00

00:42:33.460 I think she puts her arm in on purpose.

00:42:35.220 She does.

00:42:35.840 And then she knows that that'll lock her onto the roof.

00:42:40.460 And she's off.

00:42:42.220 And they're off.

00:42:43.080 And she knows that her arm's skinny enough for the door to close.

00:42:46.200 And that locks her on the roof.

00:42:48.500 Next clip.

00:42:49.120 I just want the people to see that.

00:42:51.740 That was like a crazy clip to me.

00:42:53.240 Yeah.

00:42:54.240 Guy knocks everyone out at the bar.

00:42:56.520 Okay.

00:42:57.160 This one was bad.

00:42:58.640 This is bad.

00:43:01.400 So, basically, this guy is just drunk at a bar.

00:43:04.100 Gets in a minor tussle.

00:43:05.840 Gets in a tussle.

00:43:07.140 And then he starts knocking every single person at the bar out.

00:43:12.520 One sucker punch knockout. 0.85

00:43:13.900 Two knockouts.

00:43:15.280 Goes for a third.

00:43:16.400 Doesn't get the knockout.

00:43:17.280 It's coming.

00:43:20.320 Gets the knockout.

00:43:22.020 Another.

00:43:23.060 And now, eventually, the whole bar is just people, bodies on the floor now. 0.97

00:43:26.380 This guy is a menace to society.

00:43:29.340 This guy shouldn't drink.

00:43:31.420 These are the people that should be at jail.

00:43:32.740 There's certain people that are like animals that can't control themselves.

00:43:36.140 And that's an example of one of them.

00:43:37.860 Yeah.

00:43:38.040 And this guy, like, looks like he knows how to fight, too.

00:43:39.960 He's still swinging.

00:43:41.200 And he just knocks every single person out.

00:43:43.140 There's another knockout.

00:43:44.120 Oh, and he went stiff.

00:43:45.180 You know, the arm's going stiff.

00:43:46.160 Of course.

00:43:46.560 Yeah.

00:43:46.680 He's going to have problems. 1.00

00:43:48.160 Can you shoot that guy for that? 1.00

00:43:49.880 Yes. 1.00

00:43:51.060 Like, you just go up to him and just go, boom.

00:43:53.240 No.

00:43:53.740 But, like, if it was you, if it was you, and, like, he's like, you just saw him knock out

00:43:57.880 two other guys, and you're like this.

00:44:00.000 He goes, freeze right there.

00:44:01.220 And he starts going.

00:44:02.000 Yeah.

00:44:02.180 So he has to come towards me. 1.00

00:44:03.460 You can technically shoot him. 0.99

00:44:04.540 You can't go up to him and just go, boom. 0.99

00:44:05.860 Yeah.

00:44:06.320 There's no execute.

00:44:07.500 There's no sidestep execute.

00:44:09.500 That would not be legal.

00:44:10.520 So, but, yeah, if he was encroaching on you after you, especially after you'd seen him

00:44:15.640 knock other people's out, you couldn't make a very good case.

00:44:18.400 And, obviously, people die from one punches.

00:44:21.400 Of course.

00:44:21.900 There's always a story of a one-punch knockout, hit your head on the curb or something, and 0.76

00:44:26.500 they're dead.

00:44:27.240 If this guy was doing this in Sephora, they'd probably be able to give a description.

00:44:30.940 Yeah.

00:44:31.220 The employees would just go, it's a six-foot-two white guy.

00:44:34.620 He's big.

00:44:35.260 Like, please come quick.

00:44:36.120 He will swing on you.

00:44:37.160 Yeah.

00:44:37.540 They would just tell the description.

00:44:40.600 Next clip.

00:44:42.200 Guys arrested in the UK for causing anxiety online.

00:44:45.680 Yeah.

00:44:46.080 So this guy posted a meme of, like, the pride flag with four other pride flags, and putting

00:44:51.860 them together, it makes, like, a Nazi symbol, which...

00:44:54.860 Swastika.

00:44:55.440 Swastika.

00:44:55.800 Swastika, yeah, which is, you know, makes sense.

00:44:57.960 Yeah.

00:44:58.180 There's, like, a meme there.

00:44:59.140 It's a joke, but it's also kind of true.

00:45:01.480 And here's what happened to him. 0.78

00:45:03.400 Just which culture police would realize how ridiculous this is. 0.87

00:45:08.760 It is. 0.93

00:45:09.400 What did it need to come to?

00:45:13.440 This guy's a veteran over there.

00:45:15.500 Because I don't understand.

00:45:17.020 I posted something that he posted.

00:45:18.820 You come to arrest me.

00:45:19.720 You don't arrest him.

00:45:20.700 Why has it come to this?

00:45:21.660 Why am I in cuffs?

00:45:22.640 Because it's something he shared, then I shared.

00:45:25.160 Because someone has been caused, obviously, anxiety based upon your social media post.

00:45:32.160 That's why you've been arrested.

00:45:34.940 Anxiety caused by your social media posts, and now you're getting put in handcuffs and

00:45:40.200 going to jail.

00:45:42.040 What?

00:45:42.620 Like, on what basis?

00:45:43.620 I thought they had, like, the old English common law, like, the same stuff we had,

00:45:48.060 or at least close to it.

00:45:49.420 Nope.

00:45:50.060 They do not.

00:45:50.840 And that's what happens.

00:45:51.820 And that's kind of like, if they can get away with that there, then they'll try it somewhere

00:45:55.800 else, and they'll do it in Australia.

00:45:57.240 Yeah.

00:45:57.360 And then the eventual goal is always the crown jewel, the U.S., the head of the West.

00:46:03.360 It's so funny. 0.98

00:46:03.800 You make fun of gays, and, like, jokingly calling them fascists because of how much 0.98

00:46:08.840 ground they take, and how much, you know, they're everywhere, and how much they're put 0.97

00:46:12.820 on, you know, the soccer jerseys, the football jerseys, and all that.

00:46:17.260 And then you post it, and the gay people didn't like it, so you get arrested, immediately hauled 0.87

00:46:24.360 away, like, what? 0.91

00:46:25.380 So, it's exactly.

00:46:26.760 Self-fulfilling prophecy.

00:46:27.760 It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

00:46:29.480 If it was false.

00:46:30.440 That proved him right. 0.90

00:46:31.520 Yeah.

00:46:31.800 If it was false, they would have just been like, oh, whatever.

00:46:34.180 I don't care. 1.00

00:46:35.320 This guy's an idiot. 1.00

00:46:36.640 But he says they're fascist, overreaching. 1.00

00:46:39.060 He posts the meme, and then they fascistly come and overreach and arrest you.

00:46:44.080 I think.

00:46:44.680 Wow.

00:46:45.120 Self-fulfilling for sure.

00:46:46.200 I think there must be something in the U.K. specifically about Hitler slash swastika slash

00:46:52.320 Nazi stuff, right?

00:46:53.880 There must be some sort of European reverence for it.

00:46:57.640 Yeah, because Count Danki taught his dog to do the salute, the Heil.

00:47:01.360 The Nazi salute. 0.81

00:47:02.360 And it's like, so I guess that must be a sensitive spot?

00:47:05.880 I guess.

00:47:06.780 I don't.

00:47:07.640 Can someone explain it to us, please?

00:47:09.320 I mean, it's.

00:47:10.320 I think it's because there's no guns, so they can kind of do whatever they want.

00:47:14.500 All knife you, mate.

00:47:17.200 Any more fish and chips are all knife you. 0.99

00:47:19.420 Yeah.

00:47:19.920 Not good.

00:47:21.120 Not the place to be.

00:47:22.520 Obviously, no free speech.

00:47:23.520 This guy's a veteran.

00:47:25.440 It's like, he's a veteran who comes from like a group of veterans that fought against the

00:47:29.040 Nazis.

00:47:29.860 Hey.

00:47:30.420 No, no, no, no, no.

00:47:31.300 He caused anxiety, man.

00:47:32.540 He caused anxiety for the trans people.

00:47:34.480 The trans people wouldn't have anxiety if the right wing would just accept them.

00:47:37.980 They would just be normal trans people.

00:47:40.220 They'd be regular.

00:47:41.380 They'd be regular.

00:47:42.820 And the only roadblock for them being regular is how they're treated poorly by the people

00:47:47.760 on the right because they care so much about what the people on the right. 0.92

00:47:51.520 They think the people on the right are irredeemable, horrible Nazis. 0.99

00:47:54.760 But if those irredeemable, horrible Nazis think that you're mentally ill for being trans, 0.99

00:48:00.400 that's what causes the anxiety. 0.99

00:48:02.100 They care what we think.

00:48:03.860 Yeah.

00:48:03.980 They watch all of our stuff, I guess.

00:48:05.820 None of them would ever go to counseling for two hours and then change their mind to

00:48:10.280 the exact opposite gender.

00:48:11.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:12.820 I could never see that happening.

00:48:14.520 The anxiety.

00:48:15.660 All right.

00:48:16.280 That takes us out of our urban decay.

00:48:18.640 Are we doing the San Fran?

00:48:20.380 Yeah.

00:48:20.540 We got the monkeys and then we have the San Fran elderly. 0.98

00:48:23.120 Yeah.

00:48:23.540 The San Fran elderly will just play here. 1.00

00:48:25.700 It's this old lady just horribly getting beat up in an old person home. 1.00

00:48:29.100 Is that correct?

00:48:29.740 Old Asian lady. 1.00

00:48:30.500 Yeah.

00:48:30.700 In the halls of an...

00:48:31.640 In the halls...

00:48:32.680 ...and pull me down.

00:48:35.160 Already on the ground, Mrs. Wren... 1.00

00:48:37.020 Kicked her in the face on the ground.

00:48:38.420 ...in the face. 0.98

00:48:38.940 They use the fist to hit my head multiple times.

00:48:44.980 And then they pull me down to the ground and keep hitting me.

00:48:49.480 Kicking me.

00:48:51.180 The horror doesn't end there. 0.98

00:48:52.560 No.

00:48:53.000 When Mrs. Wren tries to hide in the hallway and is unable to close the door, the suspects

00:48:57.400 return again, not to steal her watch or earrings, but her keys, and to take turns...

00:49:03.200 Maybe she said the N-word or something.

00:49:04.840 Yeah.

00:49:05.400 Maybe she said something racist. 1.00

00:49:06.960 I'm not ready to judge this yet.

00:49:09.620 Stop Asian hate, though, guys.

00:49:11.240 Yeah.

00:49:11.560 We need to know the context of that.

00:49:14.520 That old Asian lady could have said something that would have made someone act physically 1.00

00:49:18.960 and aggressively and out of control.

00:49:22.260 Because there's some words.

00:49:23.740 Some words that just you can't...

00:49:25.120 Yeah.

00:49:25.940 Can't control yourself after you hear them.

00:49:27.480 If this, then freak out.

00:49:29.700 If N, freak out.

00:49:33.640 Those are the rules.

00:49:34.600 There goes Jerry.

00:49:36.600 Good job, buddy.

00:49:37.600 What is it?

00:49:38.040 Someone at the door?

00:49:39.340 Who is it?

00:49:40.320 Is it Dixie?

00:49:41.280 Go.

00:49:42.300 Go.

00:49:43.360 Moving on.

00:49:44.020 Oh, wait.

00:49:44.300 We have the monkeys go crazy in Japan.

00:49:46.180 Yeah, this is kind of an important one.

00:49:47.500 So the monkeys are attacking Asian people in Japan. 0.91

00:49:50.580 This is crazy.

00:49:51.480 Japan is on the lookout after dozens of people have been attacked by monkeys.

00:49:56.520 Look at this picture.

00:49:57.760 Fifty-eight people have been attacked in the city of Yamaguchi in just the past couple of

00:50:02.260 weeks.

00:50:02.460 The monkeys have targeted mostly children, babies, and the elderly.

00:50:07.720 The city has hired people to hunt them down with tranquilizer guns.

00:50:11.100 I guess traps don't work because the monkeys are not interested in food, just violence.

00:50:17.400 Residents are advised to avoid eye contact.

00:50:18.940 Just violence.

00:50:20.000 And they say make yourself look big if you come across a monkey. 0.99

00:50:24.400 I would knock a monkey out. 1.00

00:50:27.340 Yeah, I'd kill a monkey. 1.00

00:50:28.400 I'd light a monkey up. 1.00

00:50:29.280 If they were beefing with me in my territory, my house, I'd light them up.

00:50:32.780 I would go like this, and they would go like, oh, not this one, and they would run

00:50:35.580 away.

00:50:35.980 Yeah.

00:50:36.400 Yeah, the monkey.

00:50:37.620 The monkey was, for audio-only people, it was just leering in the window.

00:50:40.900 Like, waiting outside someone's house.

00:50:44.080 Absolute devious.

00:50:45.180 Yeah.

00:50:45.660 And then here's a clip of a monkey trying to steal a baby.

00:50:48.340 Yeah, this is old, but this is a monkey pulling up on a motorbike.

00:50:53.500 The monkey's on a bike?

00:50:54.820 Yeah.

00:50:56.300 And immediately tries to steal a baby.

00:51:00.060 Can't drag the baby away.

00:51:01.900 What did the monkey want to do with the baby?

00:51:03.800 Take him.

00:51:04.280 I think they take him. 1.00

00:51:05.540 And then they rip its limbs off and, like, kill it and eat it? 0.82

00:51:09.500 Or are they, like, raising it and, like, taking one of their own? 0.80

00:51:12.440 I would assume they beat it up and try to, like, bite it and stuff.

00:51:16.900 It's an eating type thing, I think.

00:51:19.220 Yeah.

00:51:19.800 Like a cannibalistic eating dominance type thing.

00:51:22.380 So be careful out there.

00:51:23.940 The monkeys are attacking the elderly and the children in Japan. 0.99

00:51:28.780 Crazy. 0.98

00:51:29.540 Very crazy. 0.99

00:51:30.100 Stay vigilant, Japanese listeners out there. 0.81

00:51:32.540 Yes, please do stay vigilant.

00:51:34.240 Moving on.

00:51:34.880 We are into uplifting gold.

00:51:36.600 Do not get too depressed.

00:51:37.720 Do not get too down by all these urban decay and cringe clips.

00:51:41.220 We have some great uplifting gold that's going to make your lives worth it.

00:51:44.600 Thank you for staying until the end.

00:51:46.140 If you've made it this far, you're probably also interested in bonus land.

00:51:49.720 We have an extra 20 to 30 minutes of the podcast every week.

00:51:53.120 It comes out on Mondays.

00:51:54.040 So if you want a bonus episode of Fleckas Talks, the podcast,

00:51:56.480 the link's here in the description, patreon.com slash Fleckas.

00:51:59.000 This week in bonus land, we're talking about funny stuff.

00:52:04.060 Yeah.

00:52:04.240 It's a little looser.

00:52:05.320 We kind of, it's when we're done filming, we get into some random topics.

00:52:08.880 It's good, loosey-goosey, extra clips, funny stuff,

00:52:11.140 things we don't say regular on the show.

00:52:13.300 So join us in bonus land.

00:52:15.260 We appreciate it.

00:52:16.240 It supports the show and it gets me closer to the car.

00:52:20.300 The Chrysler LeBaron.

00:52:22.380 All right.

00:52:22.980 First clip of uplifting gold, baby imitates the grandpa.

00:52:26.640 This is a sweet clip.

00:52:27.600 Jerry, please.

00:52:28.960 I'm doing a podcast.

00:52:31.280 Baby imitates grandpa.

00:52:38.220 Isn't that nice?

00:52:39.240 The baby's got a cane.

00:52:40.500 The baby's bent over.

00:52:42.740 Baby's got a bad back. 0.99

00:52:44.180 Baby's got a bad back walking like grandpa.

00:52:46.640 I didn't know babies that young did impressions like that.

00:52:49.380 They, uh, that's all they can do.

00:52:51.300 They see.

00:52:52.020 They can't do bits.

00:52:52.940 They can't.

00:52:53.460 That's true.

00:52:54.040 Set you up and knock it down with a bit.

00:52:55.900 Knock, knock. 0.93

00:52:56.900 So they can kind of imitate.

00:52:58.600 They can emulate.

00:52:59.320 Yeah.

00:52:59.580 And then they realize that they get good feedback.

00:53:01.380 They're like, oh, people like that.

00:53:02.380 Yeah.

00:53:02.600 I'm going to do that again.

00:53:04.020 I'm going to try it some other time.

00:53:05.740 Uh, next one.

00:53:06.420 Kids selling candy for a soccer trip.

00:53:08.520 This kid was selling candy and people in the town gave him money.

00:53:12.360 It's lemonade.

00:53:13.580 In 102 degree weather.

00:53:16.080 Nice kid.

00:53:16.820 Hard worker.

00:53:17.360 My soccer team.

00:53:18.680 But it's a lot of money.

00:53:20.140 Whoa.

00:53:20.360 So my dad wanted me to pay at least half of it.

00:53:24.540 What position are you?

00:53:25.480 I play center attacking mid.

00:53:27.020 It's so good.

00:53:27.800 How much is it?

00:53:28.580 $3.

00:53:29.280 And I play a change.

00:53:30.440 We're going to give you this.

00:53:31.640 A change.

00:53:32.580 What the?

00:53:33.200 Guys, thank you so much. 0.94

00:53:35.820 What the heck? 0.89

00:53:37.720 What the heck? 0.91

00:53:38.720 Thank you guys so much.

00:53:40.060 It's $1,100 and this is raised from tons of people around Nashville and around the country

00:53:46.200 to help you out because you're working so hard.

00:53:48.460 Oh, what do you do?

00:53:50.520 You're on TikTok.

00:53:51.500 You're on TikTok.

00:53:52.220 Well, that's enough.

00:53:53.640 Don't want to ruin it.

00:53:54.780 Don't want to ruin uplifting golf.

00:53:56.220 That's nice.

00:53:56.880 Kids working hard.

00:53:58.260 You see, they ask the question, what position are you?

00:53:59.960 And he goes, oh, it's the tack forward and mid.

00:54:01.520 Like, it's not a made up thing of like people selling candy for my baseball team.

00:54:05.040 It doesn't exist.

00:54:05.740 Yeah.

00:54:06.240 You ever get those knocks on the door?

00:54:07.760 Yeah.

00:54:08.280 My baseball team.

00:54:09.320 Yeah.

00:54:09.480 Your baseball team.

00:54:10.420 It's winter.

00:54:11.660 It's January in Chicago.

00:54:13.680 If you're 20.

00:54:14.600 Yeah.

00:54:14.920 Like, what are you talking about?

00:54:16.520 Yep.

00:54:16.900 So that's nice.

00:54:17.960 The kid got hooked up.

00:54:18.980 Better than getting robbed at gunpoint.

00:54:20.900 Yeah.

00:54:21.260 Better lemonade stand, uplifting gold version of that.

00:54:23.640 And that's why we have it.

00:54:24.620 We have to have the both.

00:54:25.660 I will say there's a bunch of things to like about this.

00:54:27.920 Funny.

00:54:28.340 The kid hugs the lady after giving her the money, starts counting it behind her back while

00:54:32.640 he's hugging her.

00:54:33.900 And then also like, this is the kind of Americana I like.

00:54:36.880 The dad is going to pay for like half the trip.

00:54:39.800 He just wants to see you do a little work for it.

00:54:42.340 Earn it.

00:54:43.000 You know?

00:54:43.240 Yeah.

00:54:43.540 The dad, no.

00:54:44.180 If this kid made 200 bucks selling lemonade, his dad at the end would be like, all right,

00:54:49.080 you're going, buddy.

00:54:50.200 Exactly.

00:54:51.040 It's not the kid who's having, you know, I need my credit card at the pizza.

00:54:54.940 Euro.

00:54:55.440 I've never been so humiliated.

00:54:57.060 Yeah.

00:54:57.340 That kid's not going to turn out like that.

00:54:59.020 And that's how you make kids not turn out like that.

00:55:01.180 By teaching nice American lessons.

00:55:03.200 Go sell lemonade at the lemonade stand.

00:55:05.080 Have fun in Portugal, kid.

00:55:06.280 Have fun in Portugal.

00:55:07.420 Hopefully they don't make you get vaccinated.

00:55:09.520 Yeah.

00:55:09.760 Well, let's not ruin the uplifting gold.

00:55:12.160 Yeah.

00:55:12.260 I'm going to not ruin the uplifting gold.

00:55:13.560 We've had a good streak in uplifting gold.

00:55:15.760 Really?

00:55:15.960 Where I've like been normal and uplifting.

00:55:17.960 Remember uplifting gold used to be like a bit where it was all not uplifting stuff?

00:55:21.320 Yeah, of course.

00:55:21.920 And it was like an iteration of like schizo corner.

00:55:25.100 Yeah.

00:55:25.780 It was the early days.

00:55:27.180 We've come a long way, guys.

00:55:28.620 We have.

00:55:28.940 We've come a long way.

00:55:30.000 Next clip, the kid wants to see the baby.

00:55:33.380 Yeah.

00:55:36.160 Mommy, you home? 0.98

00:55:38.380 What the heck? 0.89

00:55:40.220 Okay, now we see the baby. 0.95

00:55:43.220 Baby's out.

00:55:44.060 It sounds like the dinosaur.

00:55:46.580 I'm the baby.

00:55:48.580 Hey, I want to see it.

00:55:52.640 Oh, it's so small.

00:55:56.680 It's a little small.

00:55:59.260 It's so small.

00:56:00.680 Oh, congratulations.

00:56:02.660 Thank you, baby.

00:56:04.420 Now your baby is out.

00:56:05.740 Yeah.

00:56:06.720 But why are you still fat? 0.81

00:56:09.660 Why are you still fat?

00:56:11.620 Genuine confusion, too, which is not, you know, and it's not the fat.

00:56:15.440 It's just like, you know, a couple of weeks after.

00:56:18.180 Yeah, there's still some, I guess there's still some stuff in there.

00:56:21.080 You got to.

00:56:21.820 It's got to come back down.

00:56:22.900 It comes back down.

00:56:24.480 So that kid will learn.

00:56:25.660 But that's a nice, sweet kid.

00:56:27.240 What a nice interaction.

00:56:28.220 Yeah.

00:56:28.780 The little kid saying congratulations to your parent or I don't know who it is, but like

00:56:34.020 a four-year-old or five-year-old going like, congratulations is very cute.

00:56:37.920 It is very cute.

00:56:39.420 Next, guy shoots guy with AR trying to rob this store.

00:56:43.200 Yeah.

00:56:43.540 This is, it's actually a shotgun.

00:56:47.200 But a criminal with an AR rushes into this liquor store in Norco, California.

00:56:54.520 Grandpa's immediately blasting.

00:56:55.840 And that's what you get.

00:56:56.580 And that's the mistake is Norco is very red.

00:56:59.980 It's Southern California, but it's very red.

00:57:02.260 That's what I've heard.

00:57:02.880 So, not the place to do that.

00:57:05.860 That guy is a G, did what he had to do.

00:57:07.720 You go in with the gun, point it up. 0.99

00:57:09.220 You're going to get your arm shot off. 1.00

00:57:14.900 He shot my arm off. 0.99

00:57:16.420 He shot my arm off. 0.79

00:57:20.500 Moving on.

00:57:21.260 So, hold on.

00:57:21.820 Uplifting.

00:57:22.320 We got to elaborate.

00:57:23.180 It's uplifting because grandpa needed one shot to take out the guy.

00:57:27.500 Um, there were four guys in that car, all armed with rifles.

00:57:34.420 And he took them out with one shot.

00:57:36.680 Um, and that's all you need a gun for too, is to cause a little chaos and some unexperienced.

00:57:41.740 Like if this, if this was a heat, if this was Val Kilmer, you know, in like some heist movie,

00:57:46.700 like they come in, they get you either way, but criminals like this are sloppy.

00:57:50.560 So, one little deterrent gets it done.

00:57:53.180 Abort.

00:57:53.360 Um, and all four of them were caught later when they were seeking medical attention for

00:57:57.700 the guy whose arm got blown off, quote unquote.

00:58:00.820 Um, so.

00:58:01.680 But in the progressive world, they would have said, oh, just call the cops.

00:58:05.960 Hey, cops.

00:58:06.760 I'm being robbed by an individual, four individuals with weapons.

00:58:12.320 And the cops would not come and then no one gets arrested because you can't give a description.

00:58:16.500 Yeah.

00:58:19.780 Stolen car, criminals with rifles, you know.

00:58:23.260 And then this store owner is obviously in California following, uh, statewide California

00:58:27.540 gun laws.

00:58:28.140 So, he probably can't have 30 rounds in a mag, you know.

00:58:31.080 So, he's got a shotgun blast out.

00:58:32.740 Yeah. 0.58

00:58:33.580 Buy a shotgun, Joe Biden.

00:58:35.660 Get a shotgun.

00:58:36.700 Yeah.

00:58:37.140 Actually, Joe Biden's advice kind of works there.

00:58:39.020 Joe Biden's great.

00:58:40.640 Smart, brilliant.

00:58:41.540 Brilliant strategist.

00:58:42.640 Joe Biden has reversed Roe v. Wade.

00:58:45.000 Joe Biden, Joe Biden is building the wall.

00:58:47.900 Dude.

00:58:48.540 Buy a shotgun.

00:58:49.700 Joe Biden.

00:58:50.700 Imprescient.

00:58:51.340 Maybe, maybe he's one of us.

00:58:53.100 Maybe he's on our side.

00:58:54.580 Uh, next clip.

00:58:56.300 Gator golf.

00:58:57.580 Yeah.

00:58:58.380 There's two clips here.

00:58:59.760 Back to back.

00:59:00.300 Golf related.

00:59:00.900 Yeah.

00:59:01.200 So, this guy's playing golf.

00:59:02.640 There's a gator there.

00:59:03.420 He's got to play it as it lies.

00:59:04.980 I, I'm not scared of gators.

00:59:06.680 Are you scared of gators?

00:59:07.920 No. 0.55

00:59:08.400 You can hold their mouth shut like this.

00:59:10.420 Yeah.

00:59:10.880 It takes like two pounds of pressure to hold their mouth shut.

00:59:13.060 Especially like, what's like a little six foot gator going to do with me?

00:59:16.840 You going to swallow me? 0.67

00:59:17.960 You're going to bite my foot. 1.00

00:59:19.480 I stomp you to the ground. 1.00

00:59:20.780 You try to death roll. 1.00

00:59:21.960 Yeah.

00:59:22.200 And it's locked.

00:59:22.980 You can't.

00:59:23.640 Yeah.

00:59:24.700 One bite.

00:59:25.440 I mean, it's like, you can maybe get, you can maybe get me with your teeth, but like,

00:59:28.440 you're not, you're not doing anything.

00:59:30.000 I think you give them the foot.

00:59:31.460 You stomp them down.

00:59:32.700 They try to death roll. 0.92

00:59:33.660 They can't because you locked them.

00:59:35.060 And then you come in, you grab their mouth, takes two pounds of pressure.

00:59:38.120 You pick them up and you throw them by their mouth.

00:59:41.280 Yeah.

00:59:41.620 They can't even, if you had them by their mouth, they would go, they can't even do anything.

00:59:45.760 We should bring some gators to Japan and let the gators and monkeys fight it out. 1.00

00:59:49.500 That's an even match.

00:59:50.340 That's pretty even.

00:59:52.320 Yeah.

00:59:52.740 That's pretty good.

00:59:53.600 No flaws in that.

00:59:54.740 No flaws in that.

00:59:55.580 This next clip is a guy hits his ball into a person's backyard where there's a dog.

01:00:00.160 We'll just let it run in the background.

01:00:01.480 He jumps over, runs.

01:00:03.300 It's kind of crazy because he knows what he's getting into, but when he gets the ball, like

01:00:08.480 that dog is right on him.

01:00:09.780 Yeah.

01:00:10.180 Like it's not, he didn't go and come back and, you know, it wasn't close.

01:00:13.980 Like he, the dog basically caught him and he just happened to jump right over.

01:00:17.840 Yeah.

01:00:18.300 So interesting play, play it as it lies, not a stroke penalty, I guess.

01:00:23.600 Oh, that's OB.

01:00:25.080 That's OB. 0.94

01:00:25.660 That's out of bounds.

01:00:27.140 Absolutely.

01:00:28.200 Um, let's see.

01:00:30.360 What's the crazy clip at the end of the episode that you were talking about?

01:00:33.960 There's one clip at the end.

01:00:35.120 That's the craziest clip I don't think we've ever shown.

01:00:37.620 Okay.

01:00:38.100 But before we get there, let's play the kid, the sister waiting for her sister, the girl

01:00:43.740 waiting for her sister at the bus.

01:00:45.120 All right.

01:00:45.800 That's a nice clip.

01:00:46.480 Hey, I'm proud of you, man.

01:00:47.220 There's a lot of uplifting gold here.

01:00:48.380 There's a lot of uplifting.

01:00:49.780 Thank you.

01:00:50.420 Let it run.

01:00:52.640 And obviously this music will be taken out in post because of copyright issues, but

01:00:57.300 there's a baby waiting for her sister.

01:01:00.280 And this is the baby getting older.

01:01:01.900 This was posted on social media a couple of days ago.

01:01:04.060 Baby gets older and older and still waits for the bus.

01:01:07.900 And the sister loves her sister.

01:01:11.760 Parents are around because they know what time the bus gets home.

01:01:14.580 The kids aren't just coming home to whatever.

01:01:17.820 That's a nice thing.

01:01:19.440 That's Americana.

01:01:20.400 That's a nice, pure Americana thing.

01:01:22.480 Isn't that great?

01:01:23.220 Yeah.

01:01:23.720 That was special.

01:01:24.540 Now for the most crazy clip we've ever shown in the podcast.

01:01:29.080 Do you think it's going to be crazy?

01:01:30.880 Yeah.

01:01:31.560 It's not a bit.

01:01:32.220 I've seen it.

01:01:33.140 It's not a bit.

01:01:34.840 This guy goes parachuting and he gets tangled and watch what happens.

01:01:40.200 That music is from...

01:01:52.900 I like this music.

01:01:53.800 That's the music from the Iguana Hunter or whatever.

01:01:55.920 Or the...

01:01:56.920 Oh, yeah.

01:01:58.260 Or the Rob Smith Obsession video.

01:02:00.180 Yeah.

01:02:00.480 It's free use.

01:02:01.440 Yeah.

01:02:01.980 It's free use.

01:02:03.040 Insane music.

01:02:04.940 I love him.

01:02:06.020 I love Rob.

01:02:06.580 So he's tangled.

01:02:10.500 It's not getting any better.

01:02:11.680 Tangled and you're just falling through the air fast.

01:02:15.240 Last option.

01:02:16.140 Rip it off.

01:02:16.680 One second left.

01:02:17.980 He says, emergency chute.

01:02:20.400 Barely opens.

01:02:22.820 And the emergency chute could have got tangled too.

01:02:25.220 Yeah.

01:02:25.900 It probably should have.

01:02:27.080 And then he lands and he's good.

01:02:30.240 Isn't that like the most nightmare thing you've ever seen?

01:02:33.060 I don't think I ever parachute again after that.

01:02:37.160 I'm not even allowed to parachute.

01:02:39.200 Over the weight limit?

01:02:40.060 Because of my weight.

01:02:41.020 Yeah.

01:02:41.360 What is the weight limit?

01:02:42.140 Do you know?

01:02:42.660 Every time I've looked into it, they've told me 220. 0.99

01:02:45.360 So you'll never fucking... 0.98

01:02:46.800 So I could have parachuted when I was like 12. 0.99

01:02:51.140 And then even then I'm probably too young.

01:02:52.780 Yeah.

01:02:54.120 So doesn't that make...

01:02:55.320 Doesn't that...

01:02:55.960 Isn't that a privilege that I don't have?

01:02:57.720 Wow.

01:02:58.840 That's what I would write about.

01:03:00.120 Full circle.

01:03:00.780 I would write about how I'm not allowed to parachute.

01:03:03.720 Everyone else can parachute.

01:03:04.640 I can't ride a horse.

01:03:06.260 I can't go parachuting.

01:03:08.380 I can't fit in the plane seat.

01:03:10.060 You know those electric scooters?

01:03:12.020 They don't work.

01:03:13.000 22 miles an hour?

01:03:14.160 It goes 11.

01:03:16.480 Uphill, I have to push it.

01:03:17.660 It's embarrassing.

01:03:18.440 Downhill goes too fast.

01:03:19.760 It's crazy.

01:03:20.620 Yep.

01:03:21.660 So yeah, I can't parachute.

01:03:23.420 And even if I could, even if it's like, oh, we can work around that weight limit.

01:03:27.160 It's like, then you're going to pull the chute and it's just going to go...

01:03:29.640 Ching! 0.94

01:03:29.940 The straps, yeah.

01:03:31.620 No, it doesn't go ching. 0.94

01:03:33.060 It goes, dun, dun, dun, dun, like strap at a time.

01:03:36.300 And then ching, the metal goes off.

01:03:38.160 And then I'm looking up at the guy and he's just like, we're going down.

01:03:41.300 And then ching. 0.99

01:03:42.240 And then I'm just, oh, and I see him.

01:03:45.160 And it's like, you can't help me now. 0.99

01:03:47.200 And then the guy's just like, fuck, we're going to get in trouble for this. 0.99

01:03:50.700 Also skydiving in general. 0.99

01:03:52.080 Like I know people who do it and I'm not, I don't bash skydiving.

01:03:55.060 It's a cool experience, but you got like 30 year old Mike just on your back.

01:04:00.360 Yeah.

01:04:00.800 Like they do tandem.

01:04:02.120 It's all tandem.

01:04:03.120 They don't just let you go. 1.00

01:04:04.660 That's stupid. 1.00

01:04:06.640 So then you have the guy on your back. 1.00

01:04:07.960 I'm sure it's a cool experience, but it's like, there's Mike.

01:04:10.000 Mike's with you.

01:04:10.700 Don't forget about Mike.

01:04:12.380 And he's like, this is my fourth jump of the day, bro.

01:04:14.680 You're going to want to do this.

01:04:15.880 And like makes it all about, you know, when's hot today.

01:04:18.860 Yeah.

01:04:19.180 I don't like that.

01:04:20.000 Cause then you're not even doing it.

01:04:21.280 You just got attached to somebody.

01:04:23.020 Yeah.

01:04:23.620 And they pushed you out of the plane, which I guess it's the only way you do it commercially.

01:04:27.180 It's not like they're just trusting people, pushing them out of a plane.

01:04:31.140 That's true.

01:04:32.440 I wouldn't do it by myself if I was going to do it.

01:04:34.520 I consider that skydiving.

01:04:36.160 For sure.

01:04:36.660 If I was doing it for the adventure and like to say I did it, it's like, I'm not just jumping

01:04:41.700 off with some guy on my back who does everything.

01:04:43.700 You know how the guys used to have a old world war two, how the paratroopers used to come

01:04:48.420 out where it's like they're on a line and then they go and then that line automatically

01:04:53.220 releases their parachute.

01:04:54.440 Yeah.

01:04:54.600 Yeah.

01:04:54.740 Yeah.

01:04:54.900 I'd do that.

01:04:55.660 That's cool.

01:04:56.660 You can do that alone.

01:04:57.480 Right.

01:04:57.860 I would do that.

01:04:58.680 So yeah.

01:04:59.780 Yeah.

01:05:00.220 I guess you need training though. 1.00

01:05:01.140 You could break your legs and shit. 0.99

01:05:02.180 I guess you could hit your head right away and then never pull the thing if you didn't 1.00

01:05:04.620 do it that way.

01:05:05.360 Get into a little prop blast engine.

01:05:08.400 You know.

01:05:08.860 Hit your head in the fin.

01:05:09.900 Yeah.

01:05:10.160 Then you're just.

01:05:11.280 There are videos.

01:05:11.980 Well, there are videos of that too.

01:05:13.320 People who get knocked out, they collide and then it's just like a guy falling, guy

01:05:16.980 falling like this and then somebody saves him and then comes and rips his chute open

01:05:21.240 for him.

01:05:22.100 No one would save me because I'm so heavy that I fall faster than everyone else.

01:05:25.440 Yeah.

01:05:25.920 I'm just kidding.

01:05:27.060 I know how gravity works.

01:05:28.320 Gravity's a constant.

01:05:29.280 9.8 meters per second per second.

01:05:31.660 Gravity's a constant.

01:05:32.740 I know that.

01:05:33.440 All right.

01:05:33.760 That's a Justin Awad question.

01:05:35.200 What falls faster, bricks or feathers or something?

01:05:38.540 Yeah.

01:05:39.680 That's a good one.

01:05:40.760 I thought you were going to say, what's the constant falls rate of gravity?

01:05:44.280 What's the rate of gravity?

01:05:45.120 It's like 9.81.

01:05:47.240 Yeah.

01:05:47.640 Oh, you got that right.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 05, 2022

EPISODE 043 OUR FIRST RETRACTION ｜ LEMONADE STAND ROBBED ｜ SCHIZO CORNER ｜ MONKEYS ON THE ATTACK ｜ OUR CRAZIEST VIDEO YET

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