Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 044 MINOR ATTRACTED PEDOS ｜ CRINGE BARSTOOL TAKES ｜ KILLED OVER COLD FRIES ｜TRUMP 2024

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Flugga Socks, the podcast, episode 44.

00:00:03.240 Today on the show, a New York City McDonald's worker was shot because he served up some cold fries.

00:00:09.200 Donald Trump had his residence in Mar-a-Lago raided.

00:00:11.560 We're going to tell you why Trump 2024 is needed more than a DeSantis 2024 run.

00:00:16.480 Some of the barstool guys make it into cringe of the week this week.

00:00:19.600 And last but not least, a sex therapist tells us why we need to stop being mean to pedophiles.

00:00:25.240 All this and more as Flugga Socks, the podcast, episode 44, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

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00:02:02.720 All right.

00:02:03.700 Getting into some housekeeping.

00:02:05.460 We have some very solid housekeeping here.

00:02:07.400 As always, we are tracking what causes blood clots and heart problems every week.

00:02:12.840 This week, we have a new one.

00:02:15.260 Loneliness caused by social media is now a new leading cause for heart attacks and blood clots among young people.

00:02:23.560 Yeah.

00:02:23.720 It says social isolation and loneliness can raise a person's risk of heart disease and strokes by 30%.

00:02:29.060 That is not good.

00:02:31.060 Hopefully, you guys are not too lonely.

00:02:32.920 That is causing heart problems and blood clots.

00:02:36.780 Yeah.

00:02:37.040 Gen Z has been named America's loneliest generation. 1.00

00:02:39.820 Which sounds about right.

00:02:40.960 And that could justify the increase in heart problems that young people are facing.

00:02:45.540 And I think loneliness goes right hand in hand with heartbreak.

00:02:47.960 So we kind of covered this already.

00:02:49.260 We kind of did cover this last week.

00:02:50.620 On unrelated news, a life insurance company said that there is an unexplained increase in deaths, 48% increase in deaths in the age group 18 to 49, which is very strange.

00:03:03.520 It says 40%.

00:03:04.560 40%.

00:03:05.320 So it's probably nothing to worry about.

00:03:08.180 Very strange.

00:03:09.320 Maybe people are taking too many naps and drinking tea and are too lonely.

00:03:13.080 Or maybe you have too much joy.

00:03:14.500 Yeah.

00:03:14.960 All of those things could be leading indicators.

00:03:17.260 Any combination of the two, though, really.

00:03:18.940 I mean, you get two or more, you get loneliness and napping, you're done.

00:03:22.040 You're done.

00:03:23.120 Should I play the guys?

00:03:24.280 Yeah, let's play the clip.

00:03:25.580 U.S. life insurance companies have reported an overwhelming and unexplainable increase in all-cause deaths among 18 to 49-year-olds.

00:03:33.380 Along with that, there's also been an increase in certain medical diagnoses, such as miscarriages and Bell's palsy.

00:03:39.840 Bell's palsy?

00:03:40.700 Didn't Justin Bieber have something like that?

00:03:42.660 Yeah.

00:03:43.300 The face, the half-the-face slops? 0.76

00:03:45.240 Probably nothing.

00:03:46.500 Nothing to worry about.

00:03:47.900 It's probably nothing.

00:03:50.000 Let the life insurance companies worry about it, I guess.

00:03:52.580 And you know what's funny?

00:03:53.160 It's like the life insurance companies are the bag holders, right?

00:03:56.420 They're like, wait, wait.

00:03:57.200 Something is going on.

00:03:58.500 Like, something changed.

00:03:59.520 Something happened.

00:04:00.380 And everybody else is like, shh, keep it down.

00:04:02.840 Yeah.

00:04:03.040 And if you got an experimental, you know what?

00:04:05.560 You're not allowed to sue.

00:04:06.660 But it sounds like the life insurance companies are really trying to get to the bottom of it.

00:04:10.780 And litigious action is not out of the question. 1.00

00:04:13.920 I think they're trying to sue the pharmaceutical companies as well.

00:04:16.880 And none of this is related to pharma.

00:04:19.500 We can't assume that, obviously.

00:04:21.060 But, and this was like the numbers in this study.

00:04:24.940 We're not going to play the whole clip.

00:04:25.940 But it was like 2016, 17, 18, 19, 20.

00:04:29.020 20 was still fine.

00:04:30.760 20, which is when coronavirus was at its peak.

00:04:33.340 20 was still fine for the 18 to 49-year-old deaths.

00:04:36.720 But then 2021 is when it got crazy.

00:04:39.400 Something must have happened.

00:04:40.740 We must have been doing something new.

00:04:42.440 Maybe people started drinking tea or taking naps.

00:04:45.000 We will probably never know.

00:04:46.980 Yeah.

00:04:47.160 So moving on, I have a life update.

00:04:49.540 I'm obviously going to share life updates with you guys when they're appropriate.

00:04:53.220 I do have a life update.

00:04:55.340 I stopped caring about hair in my food.

00:04:59.320 That's disgusting.

00:05:00.420 Isn't that crazy?

00:05:01.340 I used to, hey, I used to be a guy who, you know, if he had hair in his food, I would go,

00:05:06.120 oh, that's done.

00:05:07.380 Can't eat that anymore.

00:05:08.460 It's all compromised.

00:05:09.680 Send it back.

00:05:10.420 Throw it away.

00:05:11.460 Actually, I probably wouldn't even send it back.

00:05:12.620 I would just not eat it.

00:05:13.600 Yeah.

00:05:13.980 I've never seen you send something back.

00:05:15.520 So thank you.

00:05:17.160 Uh, now I'm on a little bit of a different wave.

00:05:20.140 I take the hair out and I separate the food that's contaminated and I eat the rest.

00:05:24.860 And I've even found myself going back to the separated part and eating that without caring.

00:05:31.260 So I don't know if it's a maturity thing, an age thing.

00:05:34.000 Maybe now that we live in New Orleans and there's more hairs in our food because there's

00:05:37.660 less standards here.

00:05:39.640 I'm that, that was a Florida problem too.

00:05:42.180 Getting a random Consuela hair.

00:05:43.880 Yeah.

00:05:44.500 So we're always, I was always getting hairs in the food, but now I don't care anymore.

00:05:49.840 Maybe I'm maturing.

00:05:51.060 I'm probably growing up.

00:05:52.260 That's a big mile marker for me.

00:05:54.480 Let us know in the comments if you guys care about hair in your food.

00:05:58.040 Uh, and then also comments always just help the show in general.

00:06:00.480 And we hang out in the comment section for like the first two or three hours after an

00:06:04.600 episode's released.

00:06:05.500 We do.

00:06:05.740 So call our bluff, leave us a comment, see if we reply to you.

00:06:09.040 We most likely will.

00:06:10.520 I no longer care about hair in my food.

00:06:13.080 If a hair looks like it came from me somewhere, I'm like, okay, if it's a really dark, black,

00:06:19.040 disgusting, unknown source, I don't know where it came from.

00:06:22.320 I'm still throwing the entire thing out. 0.90

00:06:23.920 That's a good point.

00:06:25.080 Usually the hairs I'm seeing are little hairs that look like they could come from my mustache

00:06:28.760 or my beard or my head.

00:06:30.160 Uh, I'm talking about short hairs, mostly long hairs.

00:06:33.900 Uh, I think the whole dish gets thrown out.

00:06:35.760 Okay.

00:06:36.180 So you still have some standards here.

00:06:37.660 Just changed a little, just changed a little, but I think for the better moving on.

00:06:42.420 All right.

00:06:42.900 Next piece of housekeeping, Sean Whalen, a fellow right wing person.

00:06:47.240 You could say that founder of lions, not sheep that apparel brand.

00:06:51.180 A lot of people wear.

00:06:52.600 Um, he is under some fire right now cause he misrepresented some of his products.

00:06:56.800 He said they were made in the USA when they were probably made in other countries.

00:07:00.040 Like China, Taiwan, or whatever.

00:07:02.140 We are merch people.

00:07:03.260 So I know that hustle.

00:07:05.020 Um, we sell a lot of t-shirts here, but we also never claim that they were made in the

00:07:09.540 U S I don't fully know the, but they are screen printed in the U S yeah, we are screen printing.

00:07:14.180 Someone, someone in America had to write Helen Keller denier and they had to scrape it on.

00:07:18.840 So exactly.

00:07:19.760 So Sean Whalen's under some fire lions, not sheep's under some fire.

00:07:23.440 I think it'll blow over.

00:07:24.640 I don't know what the status of the company is right now.

00:07:28.300 If they're right where they were or if they're thriving or if they're taking a little bit

00:07:32.780 of a hit from this drama, but I will say this.

00:07:35.220 I, in my hand have a Sean Whalen collector's card in plastic protected and original with

00:07:41.880 Sean Whalen on the front and on the back, it says never quit pivot, adapt and move when

00:07:47.020 it gets hard, but never quit.

00:07:48.360 If I had quit every time it got difficult while building lines, not sheep, then I'd never have 1.00

00:07:53.060 seen the day that my face was on a collector's edition baseball card, like this one quote

00:07:57.620 from Sean Whalen.

00:07:58.820 So I'm not going to get too involved in the drama, um, going on within the company, but

00:08:04.320 I will say this, this card is for sale for $10,000, not a penny less.

00:08:10.000 I am firm with that offer.

00:08:11.820 And, um, I don't know.

00:08:13.380 I think if someone were to purchase this card for $10,000, that would be a sign that things

00:08:19.000 are okay.

00:08:19.420 And everyone's doing pretty good over at lines, not sheep.

00:08:21.400 So it's like a stock buyback, like, uh, you know, backstop the company, like we're fine.

00:08:26.220 Look, this card just sold for 10 grand.

00:08:27.920 That's what I'm saying.

00:08:29.040 I don't know exactly what's going on over at lines, not sheep, but I do know this.

00:08:33.020 If this card sells for 10 K things are doing great.

00:08:36.520 Things are fine.

00:08:37.780 Yeah.

00:08:38.040 I'm a little concerned.

00:08:39.360 He put himself on a baseball card and then said, I would never be on a baseball card

00:08:44.880 like this.

00:08:45.800 I am not going to, I am not going to go too far into that.

00:08:51.080 I kind of agree with you, but at the same time, if this sells for 10 K things are good

00:08:56.140 over at lions, not sheep.

00:08:57.600 If you are interested in purchasing this card for $10,000 fleckis at fleckistalks.com is the

00:09:03.440 email.

00:09:03.920 Shoot me an email subject line, Sean Whalen card purchase.

00:09:07.220 And I'll let you guys offer price, full price, full offer price.

00:09:11.300 And then I'll send you wiring details and then I'll keep you guys updated next week.

00:09:15.440 If this sells, uh, within the next few days, I'll let you guys know in next week's episode,

00:09:19.420 uh, what exactly happened there.

00:09:21.440 Okay.

00:09:22.160 All right.

00:09:22.520 Moving on guys.

00:09:23.440 Fleckis thinks this is really going to sell.

00:09:25.400 This is like his, I have it in plastic.

00:09:28.720 It's mint condition.

00:09:30.720 Never even been touched.

00:09:32.000 Never even been exposed to the air.

00:09:33.500 It's in plastic.

00:09:34.880 I think we got something here.

00:09:36.300 Lions on sheep is a real company. 0.99

00:09:37.920 Sean Whalen is a hustler.

00:09:39.480 He's an entrepreneur.

00:09:40.680 If his card sells for 10 K, we're establishing a market there.

00:09:45.080 I think that's a valuable, uh, proposition.

00:09:47.840 Can I see it?

00:09:48.100 Do we know how many are in circulation?

00:09:49.620 Don't touch it too much.

00:09:51.080 It almost fell.

00:09:52.160 Don't touch it too much.

00:09:53.260 Sean Whalen.

00:09:55.080 Lions, not sheep, brother.

00:09:56.700 This is like a real baseball card tops, like a real card.

00:09:59.280 So, and that's why it's going for 10 K.

00:10:01.620 So my email is fluckus at fluckustalks.com.

00:10:04.300 If you'd like to purchase it, let me know.

00:10:06.280 And we will keep everyone updated and let you know if it gets purchased by next week.

00:10:10.620 Uh, moving on.

00:10:11.820 We have some local art here in new Orleans where we live in the bywater.

00:10:15.620 Uh, one of the things that we pass by every day is like this pile of bikes and it's,

00:10:21.160 here it is now.

00:10:21.840 It's all white painted bikes.

00:10:23.500 It's presented as art.

00:10:25.060 And it, and it was at one point, but it also rains here every day.

00:10:30.280 So I'm beginning to think that this bike pile is going to become a rusted bike pile and then

00:10:37.120 it's going to become a rusted trash bike pile.

00:10:40.060 So I just want to get on the record that I am not a big supporter of that art piece.

00:10:44.840 I didn't think it was art all along and it's just going to soon become an eyesore piece of

00:10:48.920 trash on the side of the road.

00:10:50.400 We actually had a conversation about art and you were saying like, what makes art good?

00:10:55.180 What makes it valuable?

00:10:56.180 Like someone has to buy it for it to be good, right?

00:10:58.660 Yeah.

00:10:59.020 Does someone have to purchase art?

00:11:00.680 Does it have to be like commerce around it that shows public interest to make it good?

00:11:05.480 There's a good debate to be had there.

00:11:06.940 And then we were talking about, uh, I said the, all the best art pieces are like giant,

00:11:11.580 hard to make things that like are commissioned by a city or something.

00:11:15.400 Yeah.

00:11:15.640 This one, I feel like, you know, they may have commissioned it, but it's a bike pile.

00:11:19.300 They got a little lazy.

00:11:20.420 Like it's a little bit lazy.

00:11:21.740 It's a bike pile and it's not going to look good after a few years, uh, on the side of

00:11:26.140 the road there.

00:11:27.300 And one day someone from the city will come and just throw the whole thing in the trash.

00:11:30.500 A bulldozer will come and scoop it up. 0.98

00:11:33.040 All right.

00:11:33.720 Uh, second to last clip of housekeeping.

00:11:36.160 We have a very important show.

00:11:37.140 So we're kind of going fast through housekeeping.

00:11:39.220 This mountain lion clip, there's a mountain lion in someone's house.

00:11:43.340 Looks pretty scary. 0.98

00:11:44.360 The only thing I would like to add is I'd fuck this thing up.

00:11:49.280 I'm not scared of that. 0.98

00:11:51.900 Growling.

00:11:52.420 Like it's a cat.

00:11:53.340 Yeah.

00:11:53.740 Yeah.

00:11:53.980 You would, you'd sustain some damage.

00:11:55.860 You'd be like, you'd have this and that and it's claws.

00:11:58.700 I don't think he can even reach me.

00:12:01.120 I think you're going to do. 0.96

00:12:02.460 I'm just going to kick it. 1.00

00:12:04.040 I'm going to kick it. 1.00

00:12:04.820 I'm going to kick it. 1.00

00:12:05.400 It's going to run.

00:12:06.600 It's not even going to have time to go on offense.

00:12:08.760 I am not scared of stuff like that.

00:12:10.560 Okay.

00:12:11.020 That's fair.

00:12:11.380 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:12:14.840 This is kind of a, I don't know if it's a new segment.

00:12:17.440 Not really.

00:12:18.660 It's a, what's more likely situation.

00:12:21.560 Oh, you're doing this to me?

00:12:22.460 Well, I'm doing it to the audience because I think you already know the answer.

00:12:25.300 Okay.

00:12:25.560 So we're going to have two scenarios here and we're going to ask the audience, which is

00:12:29.600 more likely.

00:12:31.060 Scenario one, Richard Rappoy in 10th grade went to Wrigley's field on a school trip.

00:12:40.200 Richard Rappoy is from Chicago.

00:12:41.800 I am the suburbs.

00:12:42.700 So he went to a school trip.

00:12:45.220 He went on a school trip to Wrigley field in 10th grade.

00:12:48.540 They got a tour of the facility.

00:12:49.720 They were on the field.

00:12:50.880 They let the kids do some batting practice and Richard Rappoy hit a home run out of the

00:12:57.060 field.

00:12:57.840 What was it?

00:12:59.000 Yeah.

00:12:59.320 Out of the, into the stands.

00:13:01.180 Hit a, yeah.

00:13:02.000 Hit a home run out of the field and into the stands.

00:13:05.080 He hit a home run in front of the whole class.

00:13:07.160 It's like a 300 footer.

00:13:08.260 I was an athlete in high school, you know, 200 and something pounds, played college football.

00:13:13.000 So like big guy, some power there, some power there, not impossible or situation to M night

00:13:20.660 Shyamalan wrote Stuart little, the screenplay, which of those things is more likely place your

00:13:28.300 votes.

00:13:28.760 And the answer is, did you ever hit a home run with your Rappoy?

00:13:34.000 No, never went on Wrigley Field.

00:13:35.580 M night Shyamalan wrote Stuart little.

00:13:39.120 He wrote this screenplay, Stuart little.

00:13:40.840 And it's funny because Shyamalan does his twists and whatever.

00:13:44.720 And I guess in Stuart little, the twist was early.

00:13:47.600 It was not a kid.

00:13:48.820 We're taking the rat.

00:13:49.900 Yeah.

00:13:50.140 We're taking the rat.

00:13:51.320 We don't want to adopt a child. 0.92

00:13:52.940 We're here to adopt a child, but instead we're going to take the vermin that's infesting

00:13:56.800 the building, well, that is the end of housekeeping.

00:13:59.740 We're coming into a important section, a one-off section.

00:14:03.160 Trump got raided by the FBI over at Mar-a-Lago a few days ago.

00:14:07.220 Everyone's talking about that.

00:14:09.040 I kind of respect it.

00:14:10.840 The Democrats do whatever they want.

00:14:12.720 They take what they want.

00:14:14.180 They use the FBI however they want.

00:14:16.240 They use the three-letter agencies to spy and enforce and intimidate.

00:14:21.300 They don't hold back.

00:14:22.720 They are completely, I respect it.

00:14:24.820 They're doing what I wish the Republicans would do.

00:14:26.560 Yeah.

00:14:26.780 It's like, oh, this has never happened to a president before.

00:14:29.580 This, you know, blah, blah, blah.

00:14:30.700 And it's like, well, we did it.

00:14:32.760 Your move, right?

00:14:33.620 Yeah.

00:14:33.880 What are you going to do?

00:14:34.800 Exactly.

00:14:35.280 What are we going to do?

00:14:36.180 They just do whatever they want.

00:14:37.880 And this is interesting coming into 2024 because I think some, I think Democrats could

00:14:42.700 have kind of let Trump not fizzle out, but in their mind, they would have thought

00:14:46.640 maybe he, you know, the movement would fizzle out, not be as popular.

00:14:49.920 And then we would have the idea, well, let's just run DeSantis and let's all meet in the

00:14:54.000 middle and find some common ground.

00:14:55.780 He's got less baggage, you know, that type of thing.

00:14:57.800 Exactly.

00:14:58.580 But now that they raided the FBI, I think a lot of people are seeing the corruption firsthand

00:15:04.220 and they're kind of thinking to themselves, hey, these three-letter agencies, hey, the

00:15:09.060 FBI kind of needs to get broken up.

00:15:11.060 When that used to be kind of like a fringier idea.

00:15:13.380 That was more of like a fringe idea.

00:15:15.380 Not everyone agreed.

00:15:16.240 Now mainstream people are basically beating that drum that, hey, the FBI needs to get

00:15:21.400 broken up.

00:15:22.100 So coming into 2024, I think we need a candidate who wants political revenge.

00:15:27.520 I knew you were going there.

00:15:29.100 So you think the motivation alone and the hunger is going to be like the driving factor that,

00:15:34.420 you know, Trump needs to kind of wield his own political will against these same people?

00:15:38.800 Yes, exactly.

00:15:39.920 And DeSantis won't have that drive.

00:15:41.140 He won't have that hunger.

00:15:42.140 He won't have that.

00:15:42.920 We don't even need to use him for that.

00:15:44.240 We can keep him in charge of Florida and then bring him in for the next two terms after

00:15:47.860 Trump 2024.

00:15:49.060 But we need to send someone in who wants to get political revenge.

00:15:52.680 Like we have like a gaping wound.

00:15:54.560 We have like a rotten leg.

00:15:56.140 And then like the DeSantis bandaid would be like, oh, let's just put this on and like,

00:16:00.660 hopefully it gets better.

00:16:01.980 We need someone to come in and hack the leg off entirely. 1.00

00:16:04.820 For sure.

00:16:05.240 So we need to have like a little bit of a war, a nonviolent war.

00:16:08.400 Obviously, we need one side to win and one side to lose.

00:16:11.680 We can't go back to how things were and everything is.

00:16:14.780 We've got to be normal.

00:16:15.580 And we need people who didn't vote for Trump the first time to come around this time.

00:16:20.840 I think there needs to be like a mass awakening of the populace.

00:16:24.840 I think people need to realize that politics is more than like mean tweets or he called Rosie

00:16:29.120 O'Donnell a pig or I don't like the way when he talks about women.

00:16:32.820 All those things are thrown out the window. 0.98

00:16:34.740 People need to recalibrate their political compasses and realize there's more at stake.

00:16:38.680 There's more important things that people care about.

00:16:41.500 And it's not all this emotional clickbait stuff that the media drives us with.

00:16:45.360 Yeah.

00:16:45.660 Yeah.

00:16:45.940 Trump said something mean.

00:16:47.320 And then like 40 teachers just took ground that they never had before talking to your kids

00:16:52.140 about weird sex.

00:16:53.500 Yeah.

00:16:53.660 You know, like like the FBI, the IRS is hiring 80,000 new agents and they're not coming after

00:16:59.280 the middle class.

00:16:59.980 It's like, yeah, I'll believe that.

00:17:02.380 Exactly.

00:17:02.820 So we need the people who thought Trump, you know, was too rough around the edges to vote

00:17:07.840 for to realize that the political stakes are so, so high that it's more important and there's

00:17:13.580 things that are at stake that are more important than Trump's tweeting and they need to get over

00:17:17.600 that.

00:17:18.240 We need millions of people to get over that.

00:17:20.820 Go out and vote for this man anyway.

00:17:22.560 Let him come in, be a wrecking ball, destroy the establishment.

00:17:25.960 And then after it's all done and it's all blown up and all broken down, then DeSantis can come

00:17:31.280 in and be the common ground guy.

00:17:33.340 Hey, let's all go back to, you know, being normal.

00:17:36.920 Let's everyone agree that DeSantis is a good guy.

00:17:39.240 He can, we can vote for him either side.

00:17:40.900 So we do need a little bit of a revenge tour.

00:17:43.420 I think a person who's looking for political revenge is very much needed because he's justified

00:17:50.620 in his seeking revenge.

00:17:52.400 Yeah.

00:17:52.540 You see the Matt Walsh types going a lot pro DeSantis too.

00:17:56.340 And they're like, oh, he's got less baggage, whatever.

00:17:58.040 It's like, do you expect the media and like the CNN types to just kind of be like, oh yeah,

00:18:03.340 he's not Trump.

00:18:04.620 Like, no, they're going to turn on that exact same machine against DeSantis and poison that

00:18:08.840 well as much as they can, you know, or try to.

00:18:10.960 And if DeSantis gets in in 2024, they'll just waste his time.

00:18:15.100 They'll bleed him out.

00:18:16.420 A whole term will go by, nothing will get done.

00:18:18.900 And then the second term will come and maybe he'll get more done.

00:18:21.340 We need someone who's going to go in there and kind of kamikaze it. 0.81

00:18:24.300 He, Trump has seen people that he appointed, turn their back on him.

00:18:28.400 He knows where the bodies are.

00:18:29.700 He knows who's good and who's bad at this point.

00:18:32.040 Which bureaucracies have people that are going to interfere with the policies.

00:18:35.520 The one thing I will say in terms of like just devil's advocate on Trump, DeSantis and

00:18:39.580 other stuff, because I see both sides, you know, um, I wish Trump wasn't that old.

00:18:45.760 Yeah.

00:18:46.020 You know what I mean?

00:18:46.540 And that's like, cause I have consistently said like, I hate old politicians. 0.99

00:18:49.560 I hate watching Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, these old disgusting people just cling to 0.99

00:18:54.080 power. 0.99

00:18:54.380 And obviously presidents have term limits.

00:18:56.320 Congress doesn't, but you know, they took a good four years from him in this middle part.

00:19:01.340 So I think a litmus test for that, um, could, would be his golf as long as true.

00:19:07.040 As long as he can break 90 or something, as long as he can go play 18 holes in a day and

00:19:12.780 not be too out of it and shoot a decent score.

00:19:15.820 I think once he starts shooting over a hundred and I agree, he's better, he's more active and

00:19:20.520 like a vibrant young man at his age, you know, like he says.

00:19:23.400 Um, so, I mean, I still think he can, but that is one like thing holding me back a little

00:19:28.620 bit.

00:19:29.100 Yeah.

00:19:29.460 So I've always been Trump 2024 guy.

00:19:32.200 Now that we're seeing this FBI overreach and the corruption, and as we're seeing it,

00:19:37.140 I think more people are going to understand the necessity of sending Trump in there as

00:19:41.740 a wrecking ball kamikaze revenge tour type president.

00:19:46.040 And then once he clears out all the riffraff, I think then from there, we have like that clean 1.00

00:19:50.500 slate blank canvas.

00:19:51.620 We can work with, with someone like DeSantis.

00:19:53.780 Yeah.

00:19:54.000 So it's going to be kind of separating the Patriots versus the communists is basically

00:19:58.380 what it's going to come down to.

00:19:59.320 Those who love America, those who hate America, we can fight that war, which we need to fight.

00:20:04.380 One side needs to lose.

00:20:05.920 And then after that side loses, then we can kind of get back to Republican Democrat or

00:20:10.800 whatever.

00:20:11.700 So that's a fair point.

00:20:13.640 They crossed the line, right?

00:20:14.760 You know, they a hundred percent crossed the line.

00:20:16.620 And Trump is on the ballot for 2022 now, in a sense, right?

00:20:19.800 Like that's just motivated a bunch of people who may, I mean, people have been motivated 0.94

00:20:24.920 inflation, Joe Biden, uh, the, you know, green new deal type shit that snuck into every single 0.97

00:20:30.020 bill. 0.93

00:20:30.560 Every single bill has green energy stuff.

00:20:33.140 Now is that just, are you guys used to that yet?

00:20:35.480 Like, Oh yeah.

00:20:36.400 And then 90 billion for like, uh, tax incentives for something.

00:20:39.720 It's like, can we just fix inflation?

00:20:42.160 Can we just, you know, can we just do infrastructure?

00:20:45.500 Can we just do this?

00:20:46.140 And it's like, no, it's infrastructure, gay rights. 0.81

00:20:48.280 That's infrastructure.

00:20:49.660 Uh, green energy.

00:20:50.780 That's infrastructure.

00:20:51.580 It's like, please guys.

00:20:53.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:54.540 Uh, so yeah, Trump on the ballot for 2024 is going to be important because people are

00:21:00.000 going to realize that it's not like when, when, when Trump was in office, the, the worst

00:21:05.700 things they would do would be like misrepresent something he did.

00:21:08.260 Like, Oh, he dumped the food in at the koi pond.

00:21:10.560 Like, Oh, it's so bad.

00:21:11.540 Like that was the worst thing we had going on.

00:21:13.220 Now it's like the country's actually falling apart.

00:21:15.220 He pushed his way past the guys at the EU.

00:21:17.600 Yeah.

00:21:18.060 And it's like gas was $2.

00:21:19.640 So I don't really care.

00:21:21.200 So now hopefully this is enough.

00:21:23.380 We've seen enough of Joe Biden.

00:21:24.960 We see more Joe Biden overreach.

00:21:26.580 Hopefully it's enough where people will realize politics isn't about who's mean and who's

00:21:32.020 nice because a lot of times who's mean and who's nice is fabricated and pushed up by the

00:21:36.580 media anyway.

00:21:37.480 And hopefully they're going to actually vote for things that matter and issues that matter.

00:21:41.540 Not these weird social things.

00:21:43.040 We noticed that here in new Orleans too, like new Orleans is a very blue city and it's like

00:21:47.700 everything is about abortion and like gay rights, BLM abortion, trans people. 0.53

00:21:53.220 Yeah.

00:21:53.420 And it's like, guys, there's holes in the, in the street.

00:21:56.000 You can't, you have to drive like this to avoid potholes.

00:21:59.640 It's a perfect example of the distraction.

00:22:01.380 It's like, look over here, look over here.

00:22:03.160 And it's like, bro, like someone got killed on my street.

00:22:06.180 It's totally like losing the forest for the trees.

00:22:08.260 It's like, well, there's oppressors out there.

00:22:10.440 It's like, bro, you got to get to work.

00:22:12.560 There's a street problem.

00:22:14.080 This guy's got a gun right there.

00:22:16.180 He's doing crimes.

00:22:17.300 Yeah.

00:22:17.640 So yeah, I think that's, what's going to happen.

00:22:19.800 I think we've seen enough where people are going to recalibrate their political compasses

00:22:23.700 and they're going to vote for the things that matter and not for the things that they're

00:22:28.040 emotionally tricked into voting for by the media.

00:22:30.800 Yeah.

00:22:31.080 And we want to hear from the audience, you know, Trump versus DeSantis, like write a little

00:22:34.800 bit of a sentence on who you're with.

00:22:37.040 Cause we want to know, we want to vibe from the people as well.

00:22:40.280 Yeah.

00:22:40.560 The dream is obviously Trump 2024 and then DeSantis for two terms after 12 years prosperity.

00:22:45.900 That's the way.

00:22:46.700 That would be nice.

00:22:47.460 That would be nice.

00:22:48.060 Let's get into Cringe of the Week.

00:22:53.840 All right.

00:22:56.180 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is this, well, this lady makes an abortion altar. 1.00

00:23:02.420 She's doing an abortion like ritual. 1.00

00:23:04.880 It looks like building an altar for your abortion can be a really cathartic procedure.

00:23:10.660 I like to always have a candle going on my altar.

00:23:15.220 That way the demons come.

00:23:16.780 So there's always light within the darkness.

00:23:21.880 I also really like to add the abortion pills themselves to the altar to really bless the

00:23:29.520 pills that we're going to be taking into our bodies during this process.

00:23:33.700 Blessed by whom?

00:23:35.000 Yeah.

00:23:35.560 Who do you think this ritual is honoring here?

00:23:39.920 I don't think it's God.

00:23:41.320 To give respect.

00:24:10.100 It's like you took a pill to flush out the baby.

00:24:13.820 Now you have to give respect and reverence.

00:24:16.720 I don't know who you think you're building this altar for.

00:24:19.140 I think you're going to summon demons.

00:24:20.640 Yeah. 0.96

00:24:20.920 This is just a total white woman moment. 0.55

00:24:22.800 You think you're doing something, but you're lost. 1.00

00:24:25.580 You're a crazed person. 0.98

00:24:27.080 You're way off. 0.95

00:24:27.660 There is something deep in your heart for rituals and procedures and having reverence for

00:24:33.560 something larger than yourself.

00:24:34.660 And you know, this is larger than yourself, right?

00:24:36.840 Yeah.

00:24:37.020 Like to an extent, you know, you're doing something major.

00:24:39.820 You know, this is a major event, right?

00:24:42.040 And it's not like, you know, you're getting your communion or you're getting baptized or

00:24:46.620 something.

00:24:47.760 Unfortunately, you're creating an altar for the devil.

00:24:50.620 Uh, moving on the maps lady. 1.00

00:24:55.120 I had to make sure that wasn't satire too, by the way, like that, I was like, all right,

00:24:59.680 let me check her profile. 0.96

00:25:01.320 Let me check this stuff because it checked out.

00:25:02.980 Not satire.

00:25:03.540 Yeah.

00:25:03.800 But it was just, I didn't believe it.

00:25:05.540 I didn't want to believe it.

00:25:07.000 So yeah, definitely not satire.

00:25:09.920 Sometimes we get tricked here on the show.

00:25:11.700 You got tricked yesterday or last week.

00:25:13.300 Yeah.

00:25:13.720 That, um, that French guy having a freak out over the credit card getting declined and

00:25:18.760 he's yelling at his dad.

00:25:19.660 It's so embarrassing.

00:25:21.000 That was a comedian, apparently.

00:25:23.160 So apologize.

00:25:24.560 Apologize.

00:25:25.180 All right.

00:25:26.060 All right.

00:25:26.620 The minor attracted person.

00:25:27.720 This one's going around.

00:25:28.640 Uh, this will be everywhere by the time our show is released just because it's so bad.

00:25:32.320 This just dropped.

00:25:33.800 I want to talk about minor attracted persons because they are probably the most vilified population 1.00

00:25:39.300 of folks in our culture and most folks are making incorrect assumptions about them without

00:25:46.840 actually knowing much about them.

00:25:49.200 And those assumptions create harm for an already marginalized population.

00:25:55.120 You may have noticed that using the term minor.

00:25:58.260 I want to get to one more point.

00:25:59.600 Yeah.

00:25:59.820 I mean, you, you know what she's doing guys and you see the glasses, you see the bald haircut,

00:26:03.620 you know what she's up to in life.

00:26:05.220 Yeah. 0.93

00:26:05.600 We're, we're causing harm to the pedophiles.

00:26:08.060 Yeah.

00:26:08.400 You can't, can't have that.

00:26:10.480 Yeah.

00:26:10.940 We'll let them be less restrained.

00:26:12.960 One of my favorite things is she kind of says like, uh, I, I do, she goes on to say,

00:26:17.360 we're not going to play the whole thing.

00:26:18.200 You already know her vibe.

00:26:19.480 Um, she goes on to say something about how like, Oh, I like naming that doesn't, you know,

00:26:23.560 it puts the person first.

00:26:25.480 So it's not whatever.

00:26:26.780 And it's like, guys, I don't care about Jim, the bartender from San Diego.

00:26:33.120 The only reason I would care about someone is if they're a pedophile, right?

00:26:37.120 Like, like, like, Oh, okay.

00:26:39.360 Yeah.

00:26:39.580 The person first.

00:26:40.340 Oh, he's a basketball guy.

00:26:41.600 He likes fishing.

00:26:42.760 He does this.

00:26:43.560 It's like, I don't care.

00:26:45.900 Pedophile or not.

00:26:46.580 Yeah.

00:26:46.940 Yes or no.

00:26:47.720 I'm pedophile guys.

00:26:49.000 Yes or no. 0.93

00:26:49.740 I'm pedophile. 0.72

00:26:50.280 Exactly.

00:26:50.560 It's basically a binary situation. 0.96

00:26:52.800 And if you're a pedophile, there's not much, there's not much more we need from you.

00:26:57.180 We don't need to go out of our way to make people feel comfortable. 0.97

00:26:59.880 So yeah.

00:27:00.280 Uh, Fleck has been saying this on the show for a long time, the LGBTQ plus soft P it's 1.00

00:27:05.880 all eventually leading to accepting this type of thing.

00:27:08.160 So she seems like a radical now.

00:27:09.980 She seems like she's, you know, this crazy new idea.

00:27:13.220 This will be more mainstream soon.

00:27:15.180 They're just kind of testing the waters and they revisit it every six months, every year

00:27:19.420 they revisit it and they see what the resistance to, you know, renaming pedophiles is.

00:27:24.100 And once the resistance gets to be low enough, then they do the next step.

00:27:28.060 Yeah.

00:27:29.020 So moving on the mix teacher, the mix H, uh, which mix you want mix H first?

00:27:36.400 There's two mixes.

00:27:37.520 Let's do both of them.

00:27:38.800 Elementary school rather than a preschool.

00:27:40.060 And in preschool, you're just like teacher, your first name, but in elementary school, you're

00:27:43.360 like Mr. or Mrs. last name.

00:27:45.100 And so I've been trying to think and like decide what my teacher name is going to be.

00:27:48.000 And I don't want to be Mrs. last name.

00:27:49.560 Like I've never wanted to be Mrs. last name.

00:27:51.140 So for a while, I felt like Ms. last name would be okay, but like, I don't know.

00:27:54.900 I didn't love it.

00:27:56.040 And then I was like, okay, how about Ms. H like Ms. H would be okay.

00:27:59.320 But then last night I was thinking and I was like, Ms. H just gives like the vibes of 0.71

00:28:04.100 like a woman. 0.80

00:28:06.560 And that just, and like, that just doesn't.

00:28:08.280 And so I was like, Ms. H like that just like Ms. H just sounds that like that just, just.

00:28:16.500 And so now I'm having a gender crisis, but I'm also not quite brave enough to introduce

00:28:25.320 myself as Ms. H yet.

00:28:27.560 So.

00:28:28.540 To kindergarteners.

00:28:29.820 Ms. H it is for now.

00:28:31.240 I think she said, did she say first grade or kindergarten?

00:28:33.200 I think she used to do preschool. 0.95

00:28:34.900 Now it's, I think, kindergarten.

00:28:36.460 And now she's, and she's not even doing mixed age.

00:28:38.780 She's going by Ms. H because she's not brave enough to say this in front of five-year-olds.

00:28:44.400 She'll just say it to her TikTok followers, right?

00:28:46.480 Yeah.

00:28:46.840 Why don't you, she's a substitute teacher. 1.00

00:28:48.460 Why don't she just wheel the TV in and hit the button? 0.97

00:28:53.140 That's it.

00:28:54.160 These kids are five and six years old.

00:28:56.720 You know, it's not really about you.

00:28:58.420 There's just such an aversion to being normal.

00:29:00.540 It's like an, I'm special, I'm different.

00:29:03.640 I need to make these kids do something they've never done before.

00:29:07.100 It's like an opportunity.

00:29:08.520 It's like, oh, I'm the substitute teacher.

00:29:09.920 I have, I'm with this class for two days.

00:29:11.940 It's my chance to teach them how to be weird and not normal.

00:29:15.600 And I'm mixed age.

00:29:17.260 It's like.

00:29:18.420 Give it up, lady. 1.00

00:29:19.480 Just give it up.

00:29:20.420 Do something else.

00:29:21.260 You want to see the other one who actually has a student with her that she forces to bark

00:29:25.120 an order?

00:29:25.640 Of course.

00:29:26.200 So my students call me.

00:29:31.680 Why did you whisper it so quietly?

00:29:33.920 Because it's embarrassing.

00:29:34.420 She got shy.

00:29:35.460 Mix Miller is what they call me.

00:29:36.920 Though I'll say, I had a teenager call me Mr. Luke the other day, and I kind of loved

00:29:41.260 it.

00:29:41.680 What do you think about Mr. Luke?

00:29:43.080 These people are.

00:29:43.860 So it doesn't matter.

00:29:44.840 Mr. Luke, somebody called you the different thing.

00:29:47.120 Look at how, look at the girl who she's like, get on cue.

00:29:50.880 You're, you're, you're okay with this, right?

00:29:52.880 Yeah, you're okay.

00:29:53.620 This is proof that everyone's okay with it.

00:29:55.500 And the kid's like whispering, whispers through a mask.

00:29:58.380 Isn't that the worst?

00:29:59.260 And those masks aren't like at 95 or real mass.

00:30:02.480 Those are just, yeah, it's just a mouth marbler.

00:30:05.160 It's just something to get your mix H.

00:30:08.360 And then also it's what the summer.

00:30:10.560 Yeah.

00:30:11.020 So it's like, I guess the new school year has started.

00:30:14.340 Yeah.

00:30:14.780 And master back in.

00:30:16.160 Yeah.

00:30:16.340 That's actually going to be good action for us.

00:30:17.720 We're going to get a lot of material.

00:30:18.760 Um, I want to see some kids get smarter and start filming these teachers when they do 1.00

00:30:23.200 the stupid shit. 1.00

00:30:24.020 Cause we get like the filtered, uh, controlled by like, imagine, uh, you catch, you catch us 1.00

00:30:30.940 on the side of the road and you confront us with something.

00:30:32.820 It's like, it's going to be a lot different than what you see on the podcast.

00:30:35.020 Right.

00:30:35.600 And so like these teachers do the controlled settings where they're telling you a story.

00:30:39.120 They kind of like remember their lines a little bit.

00:30:41.220 Um, so I want to see the unfiltered, like the mad teacher.

00:30:46.300 I want to see you misgender your teacher, get mad, film it. 1.00

00:30:49.040 Yeah.

00:30:49.360 I think we're going to get some good content this year.

00:30:51.080 I think so too.

00:30:52.000 Cause they're taking more gains than ever.

00:30:53.700 Yeah.

00:30:54.140 Um, this is our year cause they're empowered.

00:30:56.740 They have Joe Biden in office.

00:30:57.960 Exactly.

00:30:58.320 They're going to be emboldened.

00:30:59.640 They're looking for the right wing bad guys.

00:31:01.840 So it's like, they're going to be acting out, looking for pushback.

00:31:04.840 And then that's going to be evidence of the bad guys.

00:31:07.080 Um, speaking of elementary school teachers and stuff like that, we have another small

00:31:11.140 blurb.

00:31:11.580 Did you see the Georgia couple charged with, uh, using their adopted children to make 0.74

00:31:15.840 child porn?

00:31:16.520 It was the guy and his husband. 0.98

00:31:18.160 It was the two dudes, just two 20 something, 30 something dudes who got a couple.

00:31:23.580 They got a baby.

00:31:24.420 Yeah.

00:31:24.640 They've acquired a baby much like, you know, a few people we've seen won't name names.

00:31:28.940 And then a followup to this, uh, a tweet from this woman.

00:31:33.760 We're going to have to blur out her name cause she's not a public figure. 1.00

00:31:36.900 Uh, she replies to this and goes, also, I would look at where the boys were coming from.

00:31:40.820 Maybe their birth families were worse in their physical, emotional, spiritual, and psychological

00:31:45.320 abuse. 0.98

00:31:46.320 The boys could have been better off with loving sexual relationships. 0.95

00:31:49.800 Parentheses.

00:31:50.280 Main problem is when they grow up and want romance.

00:31:53.720 What?

00:31:54.500 I don't even know what this woman's saying, but you go to her bio and it says elementary

00:31:57.940 school teacher.

00:31:59.180 Is it potential satire?

00:32:01.380 It can't be.

00:32:02.420 It can't be.

00:32:03.220 Dude.

00:32:03.260 Is she saying that the child porn relationship with the children was not that bad?

00:32:08.060 I think she's saying it's okay.

00:32:09.480 Cause wherever their birth families are, it might've been worse. 0.98

00:32:12.220 I don't know why the assumption is, uh, physical, emotional, spiritual, and psychological abuse

00:32:17.420 is just the assumption for kids.

00:32:19.220 Yeah.

00:32:19.880 That's, and that's probably like a bigger picture, an argument for abortion.

00:32:23.560 They'll be like, see, we should have aborted this kid.

00:32:25.960 Cause look, you know, no one can take care of them after they're born.

00:32:29.100 Yeah.

00:32:29.360 That's their idea.

00:32:30.640 Wow.

00:32:31.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:31.620 So gay couples acquiring a baby, making child porn. 1.00

00:32:34.240 And then, uh, the elementary school teacher is defending them. 1.00

00:32:37.240 So yikes.

00:32:38.420 Those are dark times.

00:32:39.560 Nice society.

00:32:40.320 We're living in guys.

00:32:41.080 Moving on.

00:32:41.820 We're still in cringe.

00:32:42.700 The barstool guys are in cringe of the week this week.

00:32:46.540 Yeah.

00:32:47.020 A little couple of tough, tough things for them.

00:32:49.320 Yeah.

00:32:49.640 So first they did like a KFC barstool is his name.

00:32:53.020 Yeah.

00:32:53.780 I don't like this guy.

00:32:55.580 Um, he does like his minute rant or whatever.

00:32:58.540 First of all, fix your audio.

00:33:01.340 He, he films on a phone in his apartment.

00:33:03.720 He's just like yelling in an echoing room.

00:33:05.540 It's like, dude, fix your audio.

00:33:07.820 Barstool Dave, Dave Portnoy is worth like a hundred million dollars.

00:33:11.220 And you can't get like a lav mic on this guy.

00:33:13.860 I bet he's like, no, I'm doing it the way I want.

00:33:16.560 So he did some anti Alex Jones rant.

00:33:19.080 Let's play the first like five seconds of it. 1.00

00:33:21.380 On Thursday, a Texas jury ruled against Alex Jones, the world's biggest piece of human fucking shit, 0.99

00:33:26.700 saying he must pay $4.1 million in compensatory damages to the parents from the children of the Sandy Hook massacre. 0.99

00:33:32.920 On Friday, they lowered the hammer, ordering another $45 million in punitive damages, bringing the total to nearly $50 million.

00:33:40.600 If you've been living under a rock, Alex Jones, the world's biggest conspiracy theorist, 0.93

00:33:44.320 and the most morally bankrupt person to ever walk the fucking planet Earth, 0.96

00:33:48.620 said that the Sandy Hook shooting was not real, that the parents of the children were- 0.99

00:33:51.900 So that's what he's saying.

00:33:53.440 He's saying the most morally bankrupt person ever.

00:33:55.800 Obviously, this guy's never even probably watched an Alex Jones video.

00:33:58.820 Yeah.

00:33:59.000 This guy also cheated on his pregnant wife. 0.99

00:34:01.960 Yeah, he did.

00:34:02.700 So he's calling Alex Jones morally bankrupt.

00:34:04.940 He knows nothing about Alex Jones. 1.00

00:34:06.660 He's saying he's a piece of human excrement. 1.00

00:34:08.840 Biggest human garbage. 1.00

00:34:10.280 It's like, all right, bro. 1.00

00:34:11.080 He cheated on his pregnant wife.

00:34:13.200 Isn't that way worse?

00:34:14.660 Yeah.

00:34:15.220 So we weren't going to go fully into the Barstool guys this week,

00:34:18.100 but then they had another clip out.

00:34:19.840 It was a different dude.

00:34:20.780 Before we go, I do want to say this is the same guy who said,

00:34:23.720 transgenders are beautiful in one of those.

00:34:26.220 So it's like, they're already done.

00:34:27.600 They gave it up.

00:34:28.220 They're into the pander stage for this guy, at least.

00:34:30.920 Yeah.

00:34:31.220 And then they had a clip where they interviewed Aaron Rodgers, who's unvaccinated.

00:34:34.720 And then look at this quick clip of what they said to him.

00:34:38.000 Oh, immunization, vaccination.

00:34:41.100 I did.

00:34:41.580 I said that a lot.

00:34:42.500 Yeah, you did.

00:34:43.140 How many people do you think you killed?

00:34:46.200 What's your count?

00:34:46.840 How many grandmothers?

00:34:47.840 Let's just do grandmothers. 1.00

00:34:48.740 I mean, I know you guys are fucking around. 1.00

00:34:49.960 I don't find out. 1.00

00:34:50.780 That part funny.

00:34:51.460 I really don't.

00:34:52.100 So how many grand, how many grandparents do you think you killed to Aaron Rodgers?

00:34:57.280 Because he didn't get vaccinated.

00:34:59.160 And it's like, how many, how many people did you guys encourage to get the vaccine?

00:35:02.960 Who probably have like myocarditis or some sort of long life issue from the vaccine?

00:35:07.660 Some complication.

00:35:08.720 The insurance companies.

00:35:09.720 The insurance companies want to talk to you now.

00:35:12.000 You guys were pumping the vaccine a lot.

00:35:13.940 Yeah.

00:35:14.200 How many young people did you guys encourage to get vaccinated that didn't need it that now

00:35:17.920 have some lifelong complication?

00:35:19.700 Probably a lot.

00:35:20.440 And Dave Portnoy, who I don't hate.

00:35:23.180 I like Dave Portnoy most of the time.

00:35:25.320 I like Dave Portnoy.

00:35:25.840 We have usually.

00:35:26.800 We have the same enemies.

00:35:28.040 He's a pro free speech guy.

00:35:29.980 He always says, oh, this company is not political.

00:35:32.260 It's not political.

00:35:33.080 We're not a political company.

00:35:33.920 But they push the vaccine.

00:35:35.720 They're pro abortion.

00:35:37.260 They push that Jon Stewart, that Jon Stewart bill last week or whatever.

00:35:42.240 They were on the Jon Stewart side.

00:35:43.600 Really?

00:35:43.720 They're pro Ukraine.

00:35:45.180 So like then there's in the CEO and a lot of people at the company are all pro choice,

00:35:50.100 pro vacuuming babies out. 1.00

00:35:51.820 So they're not a political company, but they seem to be taking a lot of like subtle political

00:35:56.100 stances.

00:35:57.120 So I will just say this.

00:35:59.140 They're cringe of the week this week.

00:36:00.460 Like, uh, don't look for them to be like strong allies because eventually we'll be let

00:36:04.840 down there.

00:36:05.620 Eventually it's going to come a time where we're going to need them to stand up for like

00:36:08.200 a right wing thing and they're not going to do it.

00:36:10.240 And they weren't right wing all along is the reason why.

00:36:12.840 I think you get conflated with right wing and like, cause Dave Portnoy is so against

00:36:17.260 cancel culture and stuff.

00:36:18.480 Cause people try to come for him.

00:36:19.760 They're like, you're a misogynist.

00:36:20.980 You're this, you're whatever. 1.00

00:36:21.880 And so like they kind of fight alongside you in that regard, like screw you. 0.99

00:36:25.640 I'm not apologizing. 0.98

00:36:26.420 I double down and stuff, but yeah, you're right with the vaccination.

00:36:30.460 Ukraine.

00:36:30.900 I don't know how much they do on Ukraine. 1.00

00:36:32.800 I'm sure KFC has some, uh, Russia, like Vladimir Putin, that piece of shit. 1.00

00:36:37.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:38.240 And it's like, I'm sure I guess.

00:36:40.520 So it's like, just because we both hate, what's his name?

00:36:43.880 Yeah.

00:36:44.740 What's that guy's name?

00:36:45.900 Mike, uh, the guy with the lip, uh, sore.

00:36:49.880 Oh, Mike Rappaport.

00:36:51.080 Yeah.

00:36:51.280 Just because we both hate Mike Rappaport does not mean these people are right wing.

00:36:55.320 It's fine.

00:36:56.020 Let them do their thing.

00:36:56.960 I'm not calling for anyone to be canceled, but they don't see how high the political stakes

00:37:00.400 are.

00:37:00.760 They don't know what the fight is about.

00:37:02.560 So we can't really look for them to be our allies in that fight.

00:37:05.740 We have to just focus on our fight ourselves.

00:37:07.960 We can use them as allies when the time comes for free speech and cancel culture or whatever,

00:37:12.800 but bigger picture, let's make sure we're not seeing bar stool as like a right wing

00:37:16.820 company.

00:37:17.180 Cause they're not.

00:37:17.940 Yeah.

00:37:18.300 Bar stool just wants you to, you know, talk about sports and do sports betting and gambling 0.98

00:37:22.420 and shit. 0.98

00:37:22.940 So, you know, yeah, they're doing sports betting and gambling. 1.00

00:37:25.300 They're pro hookup culture too.

00:37:26.680 So it's like, they're not really, they don't have like the fundamental values that the right

00:37:31.320 wing has, which is fine.

00:37:32.400 They don't have to.

00:37:33.280 Yeah.

00:37:33.440 They don't have to.

00:37:34.380 And they're going to be labeled as right wing from the left.

00:37:36.460 And it'd be a mistake to take that left labeling of a right wing, right wing bar stool and saying,

00:37:41.380 oh yeah, they are right wing and welcoming him into the right.

00:37:44.280 Just because some extreme leftists call them right wing or something.

00:37:47.820 Yeah.

00:37:48.080 Doesn't actually make it true.

00:37:49.600 Exactly.

00:37:50.080 Moving on.

00:37:50.620 Next clip, this headbanger music clip.

00:37:53.380 Oh yeah.

00:37:54.000 The mosh pit.

00:37:54.860 I hate this stuff.

00:37:57.200 And these people in the front on stage are just like throwing punches and swinging their 0.88

00:38:01.280 fists and like kicking people.

00:38:03.400 It's a culture. 0.96

00:38:04.400 I really don't understand.

00:38:06.140 And they just punch and they swing and they like hit each other.

00:38:09.520 It's just get away from me.

00:38:10.840 When I was in high school, I went out with like a girl one time who was into that kind of

00:38:14.140 music.

00:38:14.760 She's like, I'm going to a show this weekend.

00:38:16.320 You want to come?

00:38:16.880 And I was like, oh sure.

00:38:17.720 Like not knowing what it was.

00:38:19.540 And we went to a show and it was in like a strip mall, like a rented out like yoga studio

00:38:24.820 strip mall.

00:38:25.720 And it was music like this.

00:38:27.020 And everyone was just like punching and throwing fists and kicking.

00:38:30.640 I almost got hit.

00:38:31.420 She almost got hit. 0.99

00:38:32.760 It was just a real trash thing. 0.97

00:38:34.520 I did not like being involved in. 0.96

00:38:35.920 All right.

00:38:36.260 Not your scene.

00:38:36.960 Not my scene at all.

00:38:38.280 All right.

00:38:38.840 All right.

00:38:39.120 Last clip.

00:38:40.280 Last clip of cringe of the week. 1.00

00:38:42.120 Fat fuck plane seats. 1.00

00:38:43.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:44.200 This is so embarrassing.

00:38:45.300 You have to admit this on camera.

00:38:46.460 Yeah.

00:38:46.900 Yeah.

00:38:47.120 If you're tired of small airplane seats, then you need to watch this video.

00:38:51.320 Two incredible travel bloggers that I know were recently featured in this article and

00:38:54.780 the FAA is now soliciting public comments on if airplane seats are too small.

00:38:58.340 Let's talk about it.

00:38:59.280 For the next 90 days, the FAA is going to be soliciting comments from the public on whether

00:39:03.720 or not the seats are too small on airplanes.

00:39:05.880 They are trying to set a minimum required seating standard for airplanes.

00:39:09.360 And you should go ahead and submit a comment.

00:39:11.420 In this article, it mentions that only 20% of people are currently able to fit in a standard

00:39:15.420 airplane seat.

00:39:16.400 So we definitely need to come together.

00:39:17.580 Is that true?

00:39:18.540 That's got to be a lie.

00:39:19.880 20%.

00:39:20.280 I see a full plane fine every day.

00:39:22.380 Every single time.

00:39:23.420 I thought everyone.

00:39:24.020 I fit fine in the plane seat.

00:39:25.540 So it's like 20%.

00:39:27.540 I don't know where that stat came from.

00:39:29.440 Dude.

00:39:30.100 And this is so embarrassing.

00:39:31.800 You have to be the face of the make airplane seats bigger movement.

00:39:35.240 Because I don't fit.

00:39:37.220 Warhead, you're missing the point.

00:39:39.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:39.960 We have to change everything for the fat fucks. 1.00

00:39:42.260 No. 1.00

00:39:42.600 Next, no shoelaces.

00:39:44.100 Yeah.

00:39:44.460 Make shoelaces illegal.

00:39:46.800 Velcro.

00:39:47.200 Velcro only.

00:39:48.400 Slide on shoes that you stomp your foot in and break the heel on.

00:39:52.040 Uber Eats should come all the way inside.

00:39:54.220 Yeah.

00:39:54.640 We should have a new app where they drop the Uber Eats off at the door and then someone 0.98

00:39:57.600 else from a different app comes, picks it up, and then just scrapes it into your gullet.

00:40:01.840 Yeah.

00:40:02.040 This is like the body positivity, but like let's also bend the world to our will movement.

00:40:09.220 Yeah.

00:40:10.020 So, yeah.

00:40:10.860 I mean, hey, I don't mind extra space, but they're going to charge us more on an airplane.

00:40:15.620 You guys know that, right? 0.98

00:40:16.740 You pigs? 1.00

00:40:17.700 You pigs know that? 0.99

00:40:18.940 If it did result in like a two-seat by two-seat plane and everyone's kind of riding in first 0.95

00:40:23.440 class, I wouldn't mind that.

00:40:25.580 Your ticket would be $800 instead of $400.

00:40:28.460 Yeah.

00:40:29.000 So.

00:40:29.460 Exactly. 0.99

00:40:29.880 You know, I'm not willing to take that hit for the pigs. 0.97

00:40:32.420 I just eat it on the plane. 1.00

00:40:33.820 I just sit like this and I go, all right, this is going to suck. 0.97

00:40:37.580 I'm 6'3". 0.85

00:40:38.620 Yeah.

00:40:39.040 And then you just get sent in the tube to wherever you're going and it's a couple hours

00:40:43.060 and that's it.

00:40:43.820 Yeah.

00:40:44.500 That's how I see it too.

00:40:46.000 Out of cringe of the week and we are into urban decay.

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00:41:15.380 So our first clip of Urban Decay, a New York City McDonald's worker was shot over cold

00:41:20.440 fries.

00:41:21.200 Yeah, a New York City McDonald's worker was shot over cold French fries, police say.

00:41:25.660 And so the situation was a woman was in McDonald's.

00:41:33.300 She got cold fries.

00:41:35.280 She complained and said, please give me more fries, I think.

00:41:39.460 The entire time she was complaining to the staff members.

00:41:42.900 I think the staff members were a little bit disrespectful.

00:41:45.380 You know, some sort of like, nah, just deal with it.

00:41:47.840 You know, this woman started FaceTiming her felon son. 0.97

00:41:51.800 Her felon son then came to the McDonald's and got in an argument with one of the main, 0.64

00:41:58.980 I guess, workers there.

00:42:00.260 The workers, they stepped outside to settle it. 0.95

00:42:03.140 And this felon son shot the worker in the neck. 0.60

00:42:07.580 He was in a coma for a while and is now dead. 0.93

00:42:10.040 Oh, I didn't know he died.

00:42:11.420 So cold French fries.

00:42:12.420 Yeah, he's dead. 0.95

00:42:13.160 Well, shot in the neck.

00:42:14.640 So cold French fries caused a homicide.

00:42:17.600 I can't really even imagine what would happen if, say, the ice cream machine was broken.

00:42:22.400 Pickles on a burger.

00:42:23.380 You ask for no pickles in.

00:42:24.800 Fries is the line.

00:42:25.820 I think it would have been a crazy event.

00:42:29.540 A massacre.

00:42:30.060 And then look at the headline, the second headline that New York Post put up.

00:42:33.380 This is the part that really kind of set us off and made us cover it.

00:42:36.180 NYC McDonald's shooting could have been avoided with hot fries, says kin of suspect's girlfriend.

00:42:43.400 So it's kind of like an interview with this woman and she's going, yeah, this all could have been avoided with some hot fries.

00:42:49.060 It's like, yeah, I know he killed somebody and shot them in the neck, but.

00:42:52.120 Brought a gun.

00:42:52.840 Brought an illegal gun.

00:42:53.760 But it wasn't fully his fault.

00:42:56.880 The fries were cold.

00:42:58.460 Yeah.

00:42:58.640 So that's kind of like the guy who was robbing that Dollar General back in the day and his family, he got shot, killed.

00:43:06.060 And the family's like, he didn't have to shoot him.

00:43:08.460 It's like, what are you talking about, guys?

00:43:10.780 Yeah.

00:43:11.200 And in other stories of mundane crimes leading to assaults and criminal stuff, there was a assault that happened in Rochester Hills, Meyer, outside of Detroit.

00:43:23.940 This woman was told she had too many items for self-checkout and was asked to go somewhere else. 1.00

00:43:31.440 She did.

00:43:32.240 Then she waited for the person who told her she had too many items to go on break, chased her, found her in the bathroom, kicked open the stall, grabbed her hair, yanked her around, beat her up, left a tuft of her hair. 1.00

00:43:44.720 The scene was like a hair like on the ground.

00:43:48.160 Nothing major here.

00:43:49.160 Nobody shot in the neck.

00:43:50.300 But these low thresholds for snapping, I think we're seeing more and more.

00:43:56.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:57.820 The justification is now not normal.

00:44:01.380 It's not, oh, I was assaulted and I had to defend myself or, oh, someone broke into my house.

00:44:05.800 It was the fries were cold or someone told me to go on the other checkout line because I wasn't following the rules.

00:44:13.260 Yeah.

00:44:14.180 So not the society I necessarily want to live in.

00:44:18.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:19.640 Me neither, which is weird that we moved to New Orleans.

00:44:22.500 Yeah.

00:44:22.920 Because I think a lot of that stuff exists here.

00:44:25.220 Time to go rural.

00:44:26.380 Yeah, soon.

00:44:27.940 Next clip, 17-year-olds shooting each other in broad daylight, I believe, in New York.

00:44:32.400 Yeah, this is from NYPD.

00:44:33.940 They're looking for tips.

00:44:35.220 Crime stoppers are looking for tips.

00:44:37.460 So they're-

00:44:38.240 Just immediately start shooting.

00:44:39.340 They start shooting.

00:44:40.760 Another car, poor car driving past the gang war.

00:44:44.680 Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

00:44:45.900 It's like, wouldn't my-

00:44:47.560 If I had a gun, one of my biggest worries would be, like, if I were to say I was shooting

00:44:52.500 it outside, where is the bullet going to go?

00:44:55.040 Where does it end?

00:44:55.540 Is it going to go into someone's house, into someone's window, into someone's car?

00:44:59.020 And I would be very cognizant of that.

00:45:01.360 I would be hyper-focused on making sure everyone's safe there.

00:45:04.620 These guys get into a little scuffle and they just start shooting a ballpark.

00:45:08.320 They're not even, like, aiming, and all those bullets are flying everywhere.

00:45:11.800 Yeah.

00:45:12.140 Houses.

00:45:12.720 They're on some nice residential-

00:45:15.040 Not nice, but a residential block, right?

00:45:17.000 Yeah.

00:45:17.080 So all those bullets that missed are going into people's houses.

00:45:20.020 They don't even care.

00:45:21.240 Someone- 0.96

00:45:21.780 They have to go shoot somebody because they got- 1.00

00:45:23.440 You know, they were talking shit on Facebook Live. 1.00

00:45:25.540 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:45:26.540 Basically what it comes down to.

00:45:27.920 Do you want to go to the other end of this with our next clip to where some of these stray

00:45:33.080 bullets might end up?

00:45:34.220 Yeah, sure.

00:45:34.900 Before we do, that last clip was from our friend Leroy Press.

00:45:38.860 He's on Instagram.

00:45:39.760 He's great.

00:45:40.200 He has a ton of great clips in New York City.

00:45:42.540 I've been getting so many good clips from him.

00:45:44.240 Check him out.

00:45:45.180 So this was a woman who was shot in the face in Portland.

00:45:47.580 I'm so scared.

00:45:50.780 I'm driving.

00:45:51.460 I'm going to have a shot.

00:45:52.340 It's going to be okay.

00:45:53.840 Okay.

00:45:54.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:56.300 Better make sure.

00:45:57.900 Somebody shot me to my car.

00:46:00.040 That's so close.

00:46:03.080 Okay, guys.

00:46:03.760 You got to relax.

00:46:05.060 Okay, I know.

00:46:06.540 I don't know.

00:46:07.540 My face somewhere.

00:46:08.880 You're bleeding.

00:46:10.020 All right.

00:46:10.660 Stray bullet?

00:46:11.640 Yeah, stray bullet.

00:46:13.340 Like, yeah, stray bullet.

00:46:14.960 She wasn't involved in some sort of beef.

00:46:16.580 This wasn't, like, a thing for her.

00:46:17.980 So she's just some lady, and then she gets shot in the face because other people are dealing with their problems by recklessly shooting their guns. 0.72

00:46:26.020 Honestly, this could have been avoided if the French fries in Portland were all operating at 100%.

00:46:31.880 I've got to assume this is French fry related.

00:46:34.560 To assume it's French fry related as well.

00:46:37.160 But so, you know, this is a graphic video of what happens.

00:46:41.280 A woman shot in the face, right? 0.94

00:46:43.440 But I think the more interesting part was the follow-up here.

00:46:46.260 This was from Andy Ngo.

00:46:47.460 He was tweeting this.

00:46:49.060 He said, Katie Guzenko narrowly survived being randomly shot in the face last month while driving in Portland.

00:46:54.660 Yesterday, she testified to city council.

00:46:57.100 And so, like, that's what you do.

00:46:58.240 You're a victim of a crime.

00:46:59.480 You say, guys, let's stop this, please.

00:47:01.820 This is what happened.

00:47:02.940 Yeah, you be a beacon of, you know, reason.

00:47:06.020 But at the city council meeting, the mayor told her it's not realistic to expect any more than a 10% decrease in shootings, right?

00:47:15.800 Yeah.

00:47:16.200 And then you look at the shootings, the chart, year-to-date comparisons, January through June for the last five years or four years.

00:47:24.380 And it goes 200 approximately, 250 approximately.

00:47:28.680 Then 2021, it gets to 582.

00:47:31.380 And then 2022, it gets to 673.

00:47:34.700 So from 2019 to 2022, shootings, 4X.

00:47:39.520 The chart's going up.

00:47:40.520 The chart's going straight up.

00:47:41.620 But we can't even do anything for a 10% decline.

00:47:45.240 Because we've already decided that we don't get people doing gun crimes.

00:47:50.240 We can't get mad.

00:47:52.580 We can't get people arrested because it's probably racist.

00:47:56.060 Yeah, something.

00:47:56.940 The rules aren't just.

00:47:58.320 And they have the right to send stray bullets right into your car, I guess. 0.99

00:48:01.680 Yeah, shoot lady in the face. 1.00

00:48:02.840 Who knows? 1.00

00:48:03.100 Maybe at some point in her life, she said the N-word or something.

00:48:05.760 I would guess she did.

00:48:06.740 And that's probably justified now.

00:48:08.200 Yeah.

00:48:08.540 So it's karma.

00:48:09.660 Maybe it's just karma.

00:48:11.320 Next clip.

00:48:12.080 Seattle preacher has his Bible ripped up by a demon-possessed person.

00:48:17.240 Did you realize you just committed a hate crime against me?

00:48:20.140 By ripping up my Bible?

00:48:22.320 Sorry, what?

00:48:23.740 You just ripped up my Bible and you committed a hate crime. 1.00

00:48:26.060 It says, ask me why you deserve to burn in hell. 1.00

00:48:28.760 Give me my Bible back. 0.99

00:48:29.520 And you're telling me about hate crimes?

00:48:31.180 Give me my Bible back.

00:48:32.180 Hi, Jesus here.

00:48:33.320 We look like all the people now.

00:48:35.080 Sir, you just committed.

00:48:36.000 Everyone is Jesus.

00:48:36.620 You just committed a hate crime.

00:48:38.260 Hi, everyone is Jesus.

00:48:39.760 You're Jesus.

00:48:40.720 That's the point.

00:48:41.320 That was what Jesus was trying to teach you.

00:48:41.900 So you just ripped up my Bible.

00:48:43.720 This person has an angry sign.

00:48:45.840 He's surrounded by angry people.

00:48:47.220 He's tired.

00:48:47.900 He's hungry.

00:48:48.360 He's cranky.

00:48:48.860 He needs to go home.

00:48:49.300 Why don't you give me my Bible back?

00:48:50.760 Why?

00:48:51.040 What did you do?

00:48:51.820 Did you come up with a logical argument yet?

00:48:53.020 Why did you just rip it out of my Bible?

00:48:54.580 Why did you do that?

00:48:55.600 That's called a hate crime.

00:48:57.080 It's not a hate crime.

00:48:57.680 Yes, it is.

00:48:58.300 You hated me based upon my religion and you ripped up my Bible.

00:49:01.180 I don't hate you.

00:49:02.040 Yes, you do.

00:49:03.480 Give me back my Bible.

00:49:05.120 No, I don't.

00:49:05.660 Give it back.

00:49:06.100 I don't hate you.

00:49:07.340 Give me back my scriptures.

00:49:08.780 Those are my holy scriptures.

00:49:09.920 Give me back.

00:49:10.620 Okay, we'll work on this later.

00:49:13.860 I'll see you at 4-5.

00:49:14.380 If you take that, you're going to get charged with a crime.

00:49:16.720 Who?

00:49:17.000 I'm turning it into the police.

00:49:18.000 Innersley Livermore, 425-394-3377, integralperson1988, at gmail.com.

00:49:25.360 Email.

00:49:26.040 Talk to me.

00:49:27.120 See if you listen to my side of the story more than you listen to the anger man of the side

00:49:30.520 of the page.

00:49:30.540 We'll turn that into the police and let them know. 0.81

00:49:31.440 Ask me why you deserve the murder. 0.93

00:49:32.780 You don't rip up people's religion. 0.92

00:49:34.420 Would you do that to a Quran? 0.63

00:49:35.800 Would you do that to the Quran?

00:49:37.760 Oh, now it's...

00:49:38.360 You wouldn't have done that to a Quran, would you? 0.98

00:49:42.340 No, I'm trying to understand your emotional argument.

00:49:44.820 Would you have done that to a Quran, a Muslim man reading his Quran? 0.58

00:49:48.500 Would you have ripped up his Quran in half like that? 0.92

00:49:50.760 What's wrong with the Muslims? 1.00

00:49:51.460 Would you have ripped up a Muslim's Quran? 0.98

00:49:53.400 What's wrong with the Muslims? 1.00

00:49:54.360 Would you have taken the Muslim Quran and ripped it in half like you just did to me? 0.99

00:49:57.880 What's wrong with the Muslims? 1.00

00:49:59.000 You had no right to do that.

00:50:00.500 An emotional argument.

00:50:01.960 And then he does the...

00:50:03.360 Then, yeah, he says, oh, it's an emotional argument.

00:50:05.880 And then the guy who had his Bible ripped up asked, would you do this to a Quran?

00:50:09.700 Yeah.

00:50:10.000 The answer is definitely no.

00:50:11.440 The guy's face, when he said, would you do this to a Quran?

00:50:13.160 He goes, he really had to think about it and go like, obviously not.

00:50:17.340 He wouldn't. 0.99

00:50:17.820 You bully white Christians who you think are some sort of like hateful or weak and won't 0.99

00:50:21.880 do anything back because they're peaceful. 1.00

00:50:23.760 You don't fuck with a Muslim, group of Muslims. 1.00

00:50:25.600 And if you did, what would they do? 1.00

00:50:27.200 They'd start stomping you out on sight.

00:50:28.940 They'd stomp you out on sight.

00:50:30.400 And when this guy ripped up the Bible, he keep...

00:50:33.420 The guy who had his Bible ripped up kept saying, I'm going to report you

00:50:35.800 to the police and charged you with a hate crime.

00:50:38.320 We know that that probably wouldn't go through.

00:50:40.940 Yeah.

00:50:41.500 Yeah.

00:50:41.740 They have all this information.

00:50:43.020 He read it out loud.

00:50:44.060 There was his email and phone number, I guess.

00:50:46.540 And then the police aren't going to do anything about it.

00:50:48.580 And this guy is clearly a dude who's wearing leggings and has a she, her, hers pronoun pin 0.88

00:50:55.480 on his thing.

00:50:56.280 So he's got a new religion, this guy. 0.82

00:50:59.140 And he hates Christianity. 0.99

00:51:01.560 And he's got the demons running his brain. 0.99

00:51:03.400 The demons are in charge and he's getting puppeted.

00:51:05.800 And then they, like you said, would you do this to a Quran?

00:51:08.300 And the answer is no.

00:51:09.260 And then he goes, what's wrong with the Muslims? 0.54

00:51:10.820 What's wrong with the Muslims? 1.00

00:51:11.760 Like trying to turn it into some like weird argument.

00:51:14.120 And it's like, well, in the Quran, there's anti, there's anti LGBT stuff too.

00:51:19.020 Yeah.

00:51:19.200 They'd throw you off a building, buddy.

00:51:20.800 Yeah.

00:51:21.320 Wear those pronoun pins. 0.97

00:51:22.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:23.240 And they would do that right now today.

00:51:25.460 And if you ripped up a Muslim person's Quran, it would probably get pretty ugly for you. 0.61

00:51:29.680 Do you think the Seattle police, if a Muslim person beat up this guy for ripping up their 0.97

00:51:34.840 Quran, would they let the Muslim guy go?

00:51:37.800 Because he's on the totem pole of victimhood, kind of.

00:51:40.140 That's a very good question.

00:51:42.180 There's what I, that's what I wonder. 0.53

00:51:43.860 Because if this Christian guy punched this guy out, the Christian guy would go to jail, 1.00

00:51:47.820 I think. 0.80

00:51:48.140 And they would get him in trouble.

00:51:49.280 Maybe.

00:51:49.600 Because he attacked an LGBT person.

00:51:51.380 Probably. 1.00

00:51:51.860 A trans demon freak. 1.00

00:51:53.240 I think you should, I think if someone takes your Bible or anything like that and kind 0.98

00:51:58.380 of rips it up, it's attack on sight.

00:52:00.300 I think that's justification.

00:52:01.820 I think there's a new precedent.

00:52:02.740 Like, you can't take this.

00:52:04.080 You can't take, you know.

00:52:05.480 And I think that's kind of the problem is we just let it go.

00:52:08.760 And we say, oh, we're going to report you to the police.

00:52:10.400 And the police don't do anything.

00:52:11.460 Yeah.

00:52:12.100 And the Muslims, they don't follow that. 1.00

00:52:13.780 They don't fuck on that. 1.00

00:52:15.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:15.780 They don't.

00:52:16.500 Yeah.

00:52:17.280 Yeah.

00:52:17.820 So this guy is a Muppet.

00:52:19.980 You have his email and his phone number now.

00:52:22.820 So, you know.

00:52:24.160 Yeah.

00:52:24.560 I'm not saying to do anything, but I'm sure he's gotten some action.

00:52:28.200 Yeah.

00:52:28.420 He definitely has.

00:52:29.660 All right.

00:52:30.120 For our last clip of Urban Decay, a bus full of illegals gets dropped off in New York City. 1.00

00:52:35.400 Look at this.

00:52:38.040 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

00:52:44.100 Seven, eight.

00:52:46.560 All men. 0.93

00:52:47.580 Just able-bodied men from Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, wherever the hell. 1.00

00:52:52.820 Dumped off the bus.

00:52:54.080 Now they're in New York.

00:52:54.900 Now they can go see Phantom.

00:52:56.800 Wow.

00:52:57.360 Yeah.

00:52:57.800 Good for them, man.

00:52:58.200 So there's a little bit of upside there.

00:52:59.600 You think they go straight to Hamilton or Phantom?

00:53:01.460 I think they go to Hamilton, Phantom.

00:53:03.720 They get to the-

00:53:04.180 I mean, Broadway, man.

00:53:05.500 Yeah.

00:53:05.680 Nothing like it in the whole world.

00:53:06.700 Maybe Broadway should open up their theaters. 0.87

00:53:09.620 Maybe we'll see some of these guys in a Justin Awad video on Times Square.

00:53:13.080 They'll be hanging out.

00:53:14.360 Oh, man.

00:53:15.540 The Justin Awad, we have like this bit we're trying to do of like the classroom that taught

00:53:20.620 all the students in the Justin Awad videos.

00:53:23.080 Yeah.

00:53:23.300 How many moons are there?

00:53:24.880 There are six.

00:53:26.300 Good.

00:53:26.660 Repeat after me.

00:53:27.280 Class, six moons.

00:53:28.320 How many days in a year?

00:53:29.380 A thousand.

00:53:30.120 A thousand.

00:53:31.020 Three times, three times, three.

00:53:32.580 Nobody knows.

00:53:33.600 And the teacher just keeps saying yes.

00:53:36.700 That really might be what it is.

00:53:38.580 But yeah, just nothing but able-bodied men off the bus.

00:53:42.060 You know, they want them to be in rural Texas, I guess.

00:53:44.800 They want to be in small town USA, but now they're going to New York.

00:53:48.280 Which I'm not happy about because they're deeper in the country now.

00:53:51.140 This is like the biggest half measure political ploy. 0.98

00:53:54.680 And, you know, I'm happy to an extent that it's like sending a message, but ain't shit 0.97

00:54:00.060 change, you know? 0.98

00:54:00.940 And we're sending them deep into the country. 0.99

00:54:02.760 It's harder to get them out.

00:54:03.840 Yeah.

00:54:05.100 Obviously, we are a deport first podcast.

00:54:07.800 Yes.

00:54:08.340 Never, never get in the first place.

00:54:10.160 Yeah.

00:54:10.860 Especially able-bodied men just looking for a good job.

00:54:13.580 Like, go improve your country.

00:54:15.380 Go do something.

00:54:17.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:17.780 If we take all the people from the countries that could have improved their countries, now 1.00

00:54:21.680 their countries are not going to get improved longer.

00:54:23.620 They're going to get worse, and then more people are going to come.

00:54:25.900 Yeah.

00:54:26.000 The hard worker drain, just like, oh, America.

00:54:29.340 Yeah.

00:54:29.540 Like, oh, okay.

00:54:30.500 No, Guatemala doesn't need roads or anything. 0.62

00:54:32.860 And then they say like, oh, but it's corrupt.

00:54:34.800 Oh, there's gangs.

00:54:35.680 There's whatever.

00:54:36.300 It's like, fight them.

00:54:38.040 Doesn't every country have to have their fight moment?

00:54:40.680 Like, their take it back from whatever.

00:54:43.040 And what we were saying before about the green energy bill, everything is like, oh, infrastructure

00:54:48.320 is green energy.

00:54:49.080 The, you know, like, the inflation bill is green energy.

00:54:54.180 The semiconductor bill, yeah, there's some green energy in there, too.

00:54:57.660 The same thing is happening to the migrant crisis in terms of everything's a humanitarian

00:55:02.120 issue.

00:55:03.180 Like, oh, these are climate migrants. 0.96

00:55:05.120 These are, oh, there's gangs there.

00:55:07.100 There's this.

00:55:07.640 There's hardship.

00:55:08.800 Life's tough everywhere.

00:55:09.960 And some countries obviously have it worse, right?

00:55:12.780 But just because you're geographically conveniently located somewhat near the southern border doesn't

00:55:18.100 mean, you know, there's people that want to come from everywhere.

00:55:20.640 These people travel thousands of miles.

00:55:22.200 So it's like, you're not a refugee anymore.

00:55:24.800 You're an economic migrant. 0.94

00:55:26.360 Exactly.

00:55:27.020 And so everything comes down to, oh, it's a humanitarian issue.

00:55:30.180 And that's how they get them in, you know?

00:55:31.900 And we've seen that before at the borders where people like NGOs or groups are like telling

00:55:36.800 people, like, say you're seeking asylum, do this.

00:55:39.460 Like, they tell them the rules so that they can skirt them or get as much leeway as they

00:55:44.160 can. 0.99

00:55:44.880 And it's scumbag tactics. 0.94

00:55:46.240 We need to close those loopholes. 0.96

00:55:48.060 I don't know who likes mass unfettered immigration other than global billionaire elites who run

00:55:54.080 countries and who think they can import voters.

00:55:56.660 Yeah, I think it's like the long game for the Democrats because they know that there's

00:56:00.680 not much children making on their side.

00:56:04.320 So then long term, they'll have these people here who one side will say deport them.

00:56:09.020 The other side will say give them all the rights and everything they need, all the resources

00:56:12.700 they need.

00:56:13.340 So then they kind of have them in the palm of their hand, the Democrats do, where it's

00:56:17.460 like, hey, vote for us.

00:56:19.060 You'll get free health care.

00:56:20.160 You'll get education.

00:56:21.140 You'll be a citizen.

00:56:22.140 Or if you don't vote for us, the Republicans will get power and then you'll get deported.

00:56:26.820 Yeah.

00:56:27.080 I mean, obviously.

00:56:28.660 It's pretty simple.

00:56:29.240 Yeah.

00:56:29.460 It's very simple math when you do it.

00:56:31.780 Don't get down.

00:56:32.440 Don't get depressed.

00:56:33.220 We are moving on to our uplifting gold section.

00:56:35.960 Our first clip of uplifting gold.

00:56:38.900 Uplifting gold.

00:56:39.540 We need a buffer.

00:56:40.240 We need to wind down from all this ramp up that we just had because I, dude, urban decay

00:56:44.040 like that, murdered over French fries, McDonald's worker. 0.93

00:56:47.120 Oh, and I forgot to mention, sorry, I'm continuing the urban decay, but that guy who killed the

00:56:53.480 McDonald's worker, he got charged in another murder from 2020.

00:56:57.360 So it's like, solve that murder.

00:56:59.420 He'd be gone, you know?

00:57:00.880 Yeah.

00:57:01.280 But they didn't.

00:57:02.420 And now two people are dead.

00:57:03.420 So great job.

00:57:04.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:05.980 Our first clip of uplifting gold is a slippery bike trail.

00:57:09.040 Yeah.

00:57:10.420 All right.

00:57:10.980 Slippery bike. 1.00

00:57:11.700 Motherfucking trail. 1.00

00:57:13.820 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:57:17.480 What's this? 1.00

00:57:20.360 Too slippy.

00:57:22.100 Slides over the wood.

00:57:24.700 All right.

00:57:25.220 It's slippery.

00:57:28.860 I'm sorry.

00:57:30.340 Yeah, man.

00:57:31.520 It's a slippery trail, man.

00:57:33.120 Is that your fault?

00:57:33.880 If that guy didn't say it was slippery, the other guy wouldn't have braked.

00:57:37.140 Oh, and he wouldn't have slipped.

00:57:38.820 He would have just glided over and like maybe skidded out a little bit.

00:57:41.260 But that guy's intervention caused him to fall.

00:57:43.880 So yeah.

00:57:44.580 But slippery trails, a slippery trail.

00:57:46.260 Not good.

00:57:47.680 Next one, rat attacked by bees.

00:57:49.640 So we have the rat here.

00:57:51.080 He's getting attacked by tons of wasps or bees or whatever.

00:57:55.040 Why is this uplifting gold?

00:57:57.260 This is uplifting gold because we don't deserve uplifting gold this week because they raided

00:58:02.340 Trump.

00:58:03.240 Wow.

00:58:04.720 No, I'm kidding.

00:58:05.600 There's going to be, this is going to merge into some real uplifting stuff.

00:58:11.260 We just have to get some of the interesting clips that don't fit anywhere else.

00:58:15.480 Okay.

00:58:15.880 And you know how uplifting gold historically is kind of a grab bag.

00:58:18.860 Yeah, absolutely.

00:58:19.740 There's no rules.

00:58:20.480 They did raid Trump this week, so we're not going to be too uplifted because we don't

00:58:23.800 deserve it.

00:58:25.140 Next, what's your favorite race?

00:58:27.880 This is hilarious.

00:58:29.260 What is your least favorite race?

00:58:32.160 I don't have any.

00:58:33.220 Do you have a favorite one?

00:58:34.000 No.

00:58:34.520 That's good.

00:58:35.000 I got to say, Daytona 500 is my least favorite, probably.

00:58:37.900 Oh, yeah.

00:58:38.280 I like it all.

00:58:40.120 So the guy asked what his least favorite race is.

00:58:42.720 He says, oh, I don't have any.

00:58:43.860 He's kind of scared talking to an Asian guy.

00:58:45.720 And then he goes, oh, I don't like the Daytona 500.

00:58:48.680 And then that guy is stuck with what he said.

00:58:51.760 He's like, yeah, you know, I like them all.

00:58:53.720 Yeah.

00:58:54.040 I like that.

00:58:54.720 This guy's never watched a single car race in his life.

00:58:56.960 Yeah.

00:58:57.100 I like them all just because you're on camera.

00:58:59.660 Shocked.

00:59:00.180 I'm just shocked and like, all right, I'm just going to run this one out.

00:59:04.160 Oh, man.

00:59:04.720 That's funny.

00:59:05.960 Next, the trans drive-thru bid at Starbucks. 0.87

00:59:08.780 OK.

00:59:11.700 Hi, welcome to Starbucks.

00:59:13.040 What can I?

00:59:14.460 Sorry about that.

00:59:15.280 What can I get started for?

00:59:17.900 Which is a good bid. 0.98

00:59:19.000 But they should be making fun of trans people because trans people are suicidal. 0.98

00:59:23.300 Yeah, that's true. 0.98

00:59:24.280 So Starbucks needs to fire these people?

00:59:26.940 Yeah.

00:59:27.180 Apologize and fire.

00:59:28.780 Apologize and fire.

00:59:30.180 And then make it right by hiring one-to-one trans people, the regular people, and then 0.98

00:59:36.100 do some sort of college fund or something.

00:59:38.540 At least a one-to-one ratio.

00:59:40.040 We need trans people.

00:59:41.280 Funny thing, side note, just on Starbucks, I've been seeing a lot of Starbucks videos

00:59:44.940 where like the employees are unionizing and it's like, you know, the manager and they're

00:59:49.920 like doing a walkout or they're making demands or something.

00:59:52.260 And it's like, that's what you get.

00:59:54.640 You hire the little commies, the little organizing commies.

00:59:58.100 They're going to do that to you guys.

00:59:59.600 They're going to band together and they're going to organize against you.

01:00:03.920 All right.

01:00:04.460 Which I don't care.

01:00:05.300 I have no, I have no empathy for a billion, super billion dollar megacorp now at this point.

01:00:10.320 You supported all these issues and now your employees, they go, oh, you supported these.

01:00:14.520 How can you not support us unionizing?

01:00:15.980 It's kind of all the same thing.

01:00:17.740 Exactly.

01:00:18.080 It's like they supported the vaccine, the trans stuff, the lockdowns, all this horrible 1.00

01:00:23.960 thing, sexualizing the kids. 1.00

01:00:26.420 Now you can kind of, you're in the bed you made. 0.98

01:00:28.540 Yeah.

01:00:28.800 Enjoy it.

01:00:29.400 Starbix.

01:00:30.820 Enjoy it.

01:00:31.500 Starbix.

01:00:32.440 Perfect.

01:00:33.360 I was going to say Starbies and then I stopped because that would be bad.

01:00:36.840 Old lady gun bit at the grocery store. 1.00

01:00:39.220 Now we're into some real uplifting stuff.

01:00:42.960 This old lady, she's got a little friend who works at the grocery store and then every 1.00

01:00:48.620 week they pull out their little fake guns and fake shoot each other.

01:00:53.540 And look, she just rounds the corner on sight and he pulls out a big gun.

01:00:59.460 See, when the fries are warm, everyone's happy.

01:01:02.480 Everyone's happy and they do jokes with the guns.

01:01:04.700 And this is my favorite.

01:01:05.440 He pulls out the breadstick suicide vest.

01:01:08.740 And that's the ender.

01:01:09.940 That's the end.

01:01:10.760 That's nice.

01:01:11.480 Old people are treated with respect.

01:01:13.560 Yep.

01:01:13.820 That's a nice way to go about it.

01:01:16.380 Next clip, kid hits someone with the pitch.

01:01:19.440 Looks like a Little League baseball game.

01:01:24.680 High and inside, right to the head.

01:01:27.340 Pitcher throws a ball, hits the kid in the face.

01:01:30.660 Knocks his helmet off.

01:01:31.740 Luckily, it did make contact with the helmet.

01:01:35.260 And then the pitcher is kind of shooken up by it, which makes sense.

01:01:39.760 This kid's probably 13.

01:01:43.000 And then the kid who got hit with the pitch comes over and gives him a hug.

01:01:49.440 He comforts him, which is nice.

01:01:51.740 It wasn't his fault.

01:01:52.560 It wasn't on purpose.

01:01:53.660 Such great sportsmanship.

01:01:55.400 He wants him to know that it's okay, that he'll be fine.

01:01:58.680 That's nice.

01:02:02.440 Such great sportsmanship.

01:02:04.640 That's Americana.

01:02:05.640 Yeah, that is.

01:02:06.800 What is this?

01:02:07.140 The Little League World Series happening right now?

01:02:08.900 Yeah, probably something like that.

01:02:11.260 Americana. 0.99

01:02:11.900 That'll be gay soon. 1.00

01:02:14.200 Sorry. 0.99

01:02:15.160 Uplifting gold, sorry.

01:02:16.400 Yeah, they're going to turn that into some sort of LGBT thing. 1.00

01:02:19.280 They're going to make the kids wear the flag. 0.90

01:02:21.020 Yeah, the ump called a strike on the black kid, and now he's dead. 0.97

01:02:26.200 Sorry.

01:02:26.940 And the kid's parents, yeah, exactly.

01:02:29.800 Met him in the parking lot after.

01:02:32.480 Next clip, kid gives home run ball to grandpa.

01:02:35.680 This is my favorite one.

01:02:37.760 What did you do?

01:02:39.380 So, you know I got two home runs, right?

01:02:42.680 You got two jacks. 0.89

01:02:43.620 And then my grand slam.

01:02:45.860 I signed the ball for you.

01:02:47.780 Okay.

01:02:50.000 And the status?

01:02:51.800 Uh, no.

01:02:52.600 Oh, for the date that I'm for you.

01:02:54.640 And it says, Papa, I love you.

01:02:56.320 That's nice.

01:03:02.360 Multi-generations of men.

01:03:04.660 You taught me everything about baseball, he says.

01:03:06.840 You taught me everything about baseball.

01:03:09.680 The kid became successful at it.

01:03:12.140 And he signed the ball and gave it back to the grandpa.

01:03:14.460 And everyone's hugging and crying.

01:03:16.380 Isn't that nice?

01:03:17.140 That's great.

01:03:17.680 That's true.

01:03:18.240 Uplifting gold.

01:03:18.960 You can't turn that into anything bad.

01:03:21.240 You can't.

01:03:21.740 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:22.740 That kid's not saying, oh, Pa, call me, call me her, call me them.

01:03:27.860 Nice uplifting.

01:03:29.140 Nice and easy.

01:03:30.620 Task-oriented.

01:03:31.760 He hit the home run.

01:03:32.800 Grandpa taught him.

01:03:33.760 He hits the home run.

01:03:35.060 Pays homage.

01:03:35.620 Against somebody else.

01:03:36.540 Pays homage.

01:03:37.320 There's competition.

01:03:37.980 He's the best.

01:03:39.400 Yeah.

01:03:39.940 That's what we like to see.

01:03:42.080 Second to last clip.

01:03:43.180 Dad happy son made the baseball team.

01:03:44.860 What a baseball-lifting goal this week.

01:03:46.440 We're on the baseball move.

01:03:47.800 It's baseball season.

01:03:48.780 Surprising my dad at his work with the news that I just got signed by the Washington Nationals.

01:03:55.560 This is kind of old, but this is still a great one.

01:03:58.400 Yeah, it just went viral again this week.

01:04:01.120 Oh, my God.

01:04:02.840 Congratulations, son.

01:04:04.080 His dad, blue-collar guy.

01:04:06.720 He got signed to a major league baseball team.

01:04:10.740 Everyone probably worked hard to get there.

01:04:12.660 The kid worked hard at baseball.

01:04:13.880 The dad worked hard to provide the kid with a life where he could play baseball.

01:04:17.140 The dad was working at some sort of car shop before that.

01:04:20.380 So the next generation is doing better than the generation before.

01:04:23.600 Everyone's happy.

01:04:25.620 Similar to the last one where, you know, multi-generations of men are being successful and succeeding and appreciative.

01:04:32.900 That's the dream.

01:04:33.880 That is the dream.

01:04:35.280 Last clip of the episode, the pregnancy test.

01:04:38.200 This one's old, too, but it's going viral again.

01:04:40.660 Yeah.

01:04:40.920 Why would you come over?

01:04:41.380 This one's from a month ago.

01:04:42.940 What?

01:04:44.280 Are you not happy?

01:04:45.080 Dude, I have...

01:04:47.320 I'm going on a trip next week.

01:04:49.860 What are you...

01:04:51.540 What does next week have to do with anything?

01:04:53.480 Dude.

01:04:54.440 No, because...

01:04:55.620 Do you know what that is?

01:04:58.580 Bro.

01:04:59.460 Do you know what that is?

01:05:00.340 Why did you come over?

01:05:01.680 You know I have a trip next week and it's for work.

01:05:05.160 I can't miss that.

01:05:06.620 Do you know what that is?

01:05:07.560 Yes, but I can't miss my trip.

01:05:09.540 What?

01:05:10.280 Why would you have to miss your trip?

01:05:11.900 It's not like a funny joke, either.

01:05:13.520 You know my grandma is, like, not okay right now.

01:05:16.780 What?

01:05:18.180 No, it's not funny.

01:05:19.600 What is that?

01:05:20.600 What is that?

01:05:21.800 You have COVID.

01:05:24.960 So it was a pregnancy test that was positive and he thought it was a COVID test.

01:05:29.960 And he keeps saying, why did you come over?

01:05:32.340 I have to go on a trip next week.

01:05:34.120 My grandma's messed up. 1.00

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 12, 2022

EPISODE 044 MINOR ATTRACTED PEDOS ｜ CRINGE BARSTOOL TAKES ｜ KILLED OVER COLD FRIES ｜TRUMP 2024

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