EPISODE 044 MINOR ATTRACTED PEDOS ｜ CRINGE BARSTOOL TAKES ｜ KILLED OVER COLD FRIES ｜TRUMP 2024
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Summary
A New York City McDonald s worker was shot because he served up cold fries. We re going to tell you why Trump 2024 is needed more than a DeSantis 2024. Some barstool guys make it into cringe of the week this week. And last but not least, a sex therapist tells us why we need to stop being mean to pedophiles. All this and more on this week s episode of Flugga Socks.
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All right, welcome back to Flugga Socks, the podcast, episode 44.
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Today on the show, a New York City McDonald's worker was shot because he served up some cold fries.
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Donald Trump had his residence in Mar-a-Lago raided.
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We're going to tell you why Trump 2024 is needed more than a DeSantis 2024 run.
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Some of the barstool guys make it into cringe of the week this week.
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And last but not least, a sex therapist tells us why we need to stop being mean to pedophiles.
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All this and more as Flugga Socks, the podcast, episode 44, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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As always, we are tracking what causes blood clots and heart problems every week.
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Loneliness caused by social media is now a new leading cause for heart attacks and blood clots among young people.
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It says social isolation and loneliness can raise a person's risk of heart disease and strokes by 30%.
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That is causing heart problems and blood clots.
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Gen Z has been named America's loneliest generation.
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And that could justify the increase in heart problems that young people are facing.
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And I think loneliness goes right hand in hand with heartbreak.
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On unrelated news, a life insurance company said that there is an unexplained increase in deaths, 48% increase in deaths in the age group 18 to 49, which is very strange.
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Maybe people are taking too many naps and drinking tea and are too lonely.
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All of those things could be leading indicators.
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I mean, you get two or more, you get loneliness and napping, you're done.
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U.S. life insurance companies have reported an overwhelming and unexplainable increase in all-cause deaths among 18 to 49-year-olds.
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Along with that, there's also been an increase in certain medical diagnoses, such as miscarriages and Bell's palsy.
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Let the life insurance companies worry about it, I guess.
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It's like the life insurance companies are the bag holders, right?
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But it sounds like the life insurance companies are really trying to get to the bottom of it.
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And litigious action is not out of the question.
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I think they're trying to sue the pharmaceutical companies as well.
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But, and this was like the numbers in this study.
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20 was still fine for the 18 to 49-year-old deaths.
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Maybe people started drinking tea or taking naps.
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I'm obviously going to share life updates with you guys when they're appropriate.
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I used to, hey, I used to be a guy who, you know, if he had hair in his food, I would go,
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Actually, I probably wouldn't even send it back.
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Uh, now I'm on a little bit of a different wave.
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I take the hair out and I separate the food that's contaminated and I eat the rest.
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And I've even found myself going back to the separated part and eating that without caring.
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So I don't know if it's a maturity thing, an age thing.
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Maybe now that we live in New Orleans and there's more hairs in our food because there's
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So we're always, I was always getting hairs in the food, but now I don't care anymore.
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Let us know in the comments if you guys care about hair in your food.
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Uh, and then also comments always just help the show in general.
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And we hang out in the comment section for like the first two or three hours after an
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So call our bluff, leave us a comment, see if we reply to you.
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If a hair looks like it came from me somewhere, I'm like, okay, if it's a really dark, black,
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disgusting, unknown source, I don't know where it came from.
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Usually the hairs I'm seeing are little hairs that look like they could come from my mustache
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Uh, I'm talking about short hairs, mostly long hairs.
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Just changed a little, just changed a little, but I think for the better moving on.
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Next piece of housekeeping, Sean Whalen, a fellow right wing person.
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You could say that founder of lions, not sheep that apparel brand.
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Um, he is under some fire right now cause he misrepresented some of his products.
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He said they were made in the USA when they were probably made in other countries.
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Um, we sell a lot of t-shirts here, but we also never claim that they were made in the
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U S I don't fully know the, but they are screen printed in the U S yeah, we are screen printing.
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Someone, someone in America had to write Helen Keller denier and they had to scrape it on.
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So Sean Whalen's under some fire lions, not sheep's under some fire.
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I don't know what the status of the company is right now.
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If they're right where they were or if they're thriving or if they're taking a little bit
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I, in my hand have a Sean Whalen collector's card in plastic protected and original with
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Sean Whalen on the front and on the back, it says never quit pivot, adapt and move when
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If I had quit every time it got difficult while building lines, not sheep, then I'd never have
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seen the day that my face was on a collector's edition baseball card, like this one quote
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So I'm not going to get too involved in the drama, um, going on within the company, but
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I will say this, this card is for sale for $10,000, not a penny less.
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I think if someone were to purchase this card for $10,000, that would be a sign that things
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And everyone's doing pretty good over at lines, not sheep.
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So it's like a stock buyback, like, uh, you know, backstop the company, like we're fine.
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I don't know exactly what's going on over at lines, not sheep, but I do know this.
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If this card sells for 10 K things are doing great.
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He put himself on a baseball card and then said, I would never be on a baseball card
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I am not going to, I am not going to go too far into that.
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I kind of agree with you, but at the same time, if this sells for 10 K things are good
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If you are interested in purchasing this card for $10,000 fleckis at fleckistalks.com is the
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Shoot me an email subject line, Sean Whalen card purchase.
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And I'll let you guys offer price, full price, full offer price.
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And then I'll send you wiring details and then I'll keep you guys updated next week.
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If this sells, uh, within the next few days, I'll let you guys know in next week's episode,
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If his card sells for 10 K, we're establishing a market there.
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This is like a real baseball card tops, like a real card.
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And we will keep everyone updated and let you know if it gets purchased by next week.
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We have some local art here in new Orleans where we live in the bywater.
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Uh, one of the things that we pass by every day is like this pile of bikes and it's,
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And it, and it was at one point, but it also rains here every day.
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So I'm beginning to think that this bike pile is going to become a rusted bike pile and then
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So I just want to get on the record that I am not a big supporter of that art piece.
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I didn't think it was art all along and it's just going to soon become an eyesore piece of
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We actually had a conversation about art and you were saying like, what makes art good?
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Like someone has to buy it for it to be good, right?
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Does it have to be like commerce around it that shows public interest to make it good?
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And then we were talking about, uh, I said the, all the best art pieces are like giant,
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hard to make things that like are commissioned by a city or something.
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This one, I feel like, you know, they may have commissioned it, but it's a bike pile.
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It's a bike pile and it's not going to look good after a few years, uh, on the side of
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And one day someone from the city will come and just throw the whole thing in the trash.
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So we're kind of going fast through housekeeping.
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This mountain lion clip, there's a mountain lion in someone's house.
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The only thing I would like to add is I'd fuck this thing up.
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You'd be like, you'd have this and that and it's claws.
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It's not even going to have time to go on offense.
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This is kind of a, I don't know if it's a new segment.
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Well, I'm doing it to the audience because I think you already know the answer.
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So we're going to have two scenarios here and we're going to ask the audience, which is
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Scenario one, Richard Rappoy in 10th grade went to Wrigley's field on a school trip.
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He went on a school trip to Wrigley field in 10th grade.
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They let the kids do some batting practice and Richard Rappoy hit a home run out of the
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Hit a home run out of the field and into the stands.
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I was an athlete in high school, you know, 200 and something pounds, played college football.
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So like big guy, some power there, some power there, not impossible or situation to M night
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Shyamalan wrote Stuart little, the screenplay, which of those things is more likely place your
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And the answer is, did you ever hit a home run with your Rappoy?
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And it's funny because Shyamalan does his twists and whatever.
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And I guess in Stuart little, the twist was early.
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We're here to adopt a child, but instead we're going to take the vermin that's infesting
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the building, well, that is the end of housekeeping.
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We're coming into a important section, a one-off section.
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Trump got raided by the FBI over at Mar-a-Lago a few days ago.
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They use the three-letter agencies to spy and enforce and intimidate.
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They're doing what I wish the Republicans would do.
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It's like, oh, this has never happened to a president before.
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And this is interesting coming into 2024 because I think some, I think Democrats could
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have kind of let Trump not fizzle out, but in their mind, they would have thought
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maybe he, you know, the movement would fizzle out, not be as popular.
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And then we would have the idea, well, let's just run DeSantis and let's all meet in the
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He's got less baggage, you know, that type of thing.
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But now that they raided the FBI, I think a lot of people are seeing the corruption firsthand
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and they're kind of thinking to themselves, hey, these three-letter agencies, hey, the
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When that used to be kind of like a fringier idea.
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Now mainstream people are basically beating that drum that, hey, the FBI needs to get
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So coming into 2024, I think we need a candidate who wants political revenge.
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So you think the motivation alone and the hunger is going to be like the driving factor that,
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you know, Trump needs to kind of wield his own political will against these same people?
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We can keep him in charge of Florida and then bring him in for the next two terms after
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But we need to send someone in who wants to get political revenge.
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And then like the DeSantis bandaid would be like, oh, let's just put this on and like,
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We need someone to come in and hack the leg off entirely.
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So we need to have like a little bit of a war, a nonviolent war.
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Obviously, we need one side to win and one side to lose.
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We can't go back to how things were and everything is.
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And we need people who didn't vote for Trump the first time to come around this time.
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I think there needs to be like a mass awakening of the populace.
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I think people need to realize that politics is more than like mean tweets or he called Rosie
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O'Donnell a pig or I don't like the way when he talks about women.
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People need to recalibrate their political compasses and realize there's more at stake.
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There's more important things that people care about.
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And it's not all this emotional clickbait stuff that the media drives us with.
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And then like 40 teachers just took ground that they never had before talking to your kids
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You know, like like the FBI, the IRS is hiring 80,000 new agents and they're not coming after
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So we need the people who thought Trump, you know, was too rough around the edges to vote
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for to realize that the political stakes are so, so high that it's more important and there's
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things that are at stake that are more important than Trump's tweeting and they need to get over
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Let him come in, be a wrecking ball, destroy the establishment.
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And then after it's all done and it's all blown up and all broken down, then DeSantis can come
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Hey, let's all go back to, you know, being normal.
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Let's everyone agree that DeSantis is a good guy.
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I think a person who's looking for political revenge is very much needed because he's justified
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You see the Matt Walsh types going a lot pro DeSantis too.
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And they're like, oh, he's got less baggage, whatever.
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It's like, do you expect the media and like the CNN types to just kind of be like, oh yeah,
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Like, no, they're going to turn on that exact same machine against DeSantis and poison that
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And if DeSantis gets in in 2024, they'll just waste his time.
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A whole term will go by, nothing will get done.
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And then the second term will come and maybe he'll get more done.
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We need someone who's going to go in there and kind of kamikaze it.
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He, Trump has seen people that he appointed, turn their back on him.
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He knows who's good and who's bad at this point.
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Which bureaucracies have people that are going to interfere with the policies.
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The one thing I will say in terms of like just devil's advocate on Trump, DeSantis and
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other stuff, because I see both sides, you know, um, I wish Trump wasn't that old.
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And that's like, cause I have consistently said like, I hate old politicians.
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I hate watching Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, these old disgusting people just cling to
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Congress doesn't, but you know, they took a good four years from him in this middle part.
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So I think a litmus test for that, um, could, would be his golf as long as true.
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As long as he can break 90 or something, as long as he can go play 18 holes in a day and
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I think once he starts shooting over a hundred and I agree, he's better, he's more active and
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like a vibrant young man at his age, you know, like he says.
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Um, so, I mean, I still think he can, but that is one like thing holding me back a little
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Now that we're seeing this FBI overreach and the corruption, and as we're seeing it,
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I think more people are going to understand the necessity of sending Trump in there as
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a wrecking ball kamikaze revenge tour type president.
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And then once he clears out all the riffraff, I think then from there, we have like that clean
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So it's going to be kind of separating the Patriots versus the communists is basically
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Those who love America, those who hate America, we can fight that war, which we need to fight.
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And then after that side loses, then we can kind of get back to Republican Democrat or
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You know, they a hundred percent crossed the line.
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And Trump is on the ballot for 2022 now, in a sense, right?
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Like that's just motivated a bunch of people who may, I mean, people have been motivated
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inflation, Joe Biden, uh, the, you know, green new deal type shit that snuck into every single
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Now is that just, are you guys used to that yet?
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And then 90 billion for like, uh, tax incentives for something.
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Can we just, you know, can we just do infrastructure?
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And it's like, no, it's infrastructure, gay rights.
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Uh, so yeah, Trump on the ballot for 2024 is going to be important because people are
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going to realize that it's not like when, when, when Trump was in office, the, the worst
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things they would do would be like misrepresent something he did.
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Like, Oh, he dumped the food in at the koi pond.
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Now it's like the country's actually falling apart.
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Hopefully it's enough where people will realize politics isn't about who's mean and who's
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nice because a lot of times who's mean and who's nice is fabricated and pushed up by the
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And hopefully they're going to actually vote for things that matter and issues that matter.
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We noticed that here in new Orleans too, like new Orleans is a very blue city and it's like
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everything is about abortion and like gay rights, BLM abortion, trans people.
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And it's like, guys, there's holes in the, in the street.
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You can't, you have to drive like this to avoid potholes.
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And it's like, bro, like someone got killed on my street.
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It's totally like losing the forest for the trees.
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So yeah, I think that's, what's going to happen.
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I think we've seen enough where people are going to recalibrate their political compasses
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and they're going to vote for the things that matter and not for the things that they're
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emotionally tricked into voting for by the media.
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And we want to hear from the audience, you know, Trump versus DeSantis, like write a little
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Cause we want to know, we want to vibe from the people as well.
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The dream is obviously Trump 2024 and then DeSantis for two terms after 12 years prosperity.
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Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is this, well, this lady makes an abortion altar.
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It looks like building an altar for your abortion can be a really cathartic procedure.
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I like to always have a candle going on my altar.
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I also really like to add the abortion pills themselves to the altar to really bless the
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pills that we're going to be taking into our bodies during this process.
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It's like you took a pill to flush out the baby.
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I don't know who you think you're building this altar for.
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You think you're doing something, but you're lost.
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There is something deep in your heart for rituals and procedures and having reverence for
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And you know, this is larger than yourself, right?
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Like to an extent, you know, you're doing something major.
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And it's not like, you know, you're getting your communion or you're getting baptized or
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Unfortunately, you're creating an altar for the devil.
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I had to make sure that wasn't satire too, by the way, like that, I was like, all right,
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Let me check this stuff because it checked out.
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That, um, that French guy having a freak out over the credit card getting declined and
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Uh, this will be everywhere by the time our show is released just because it's so bad.
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I want to talk about minor attracted persons because they are probably the most vilified population
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of folks in our culture and most folks are making incorrect assumptions about them without
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And those assumptions create harm for an already marginalized population.
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You may have noticed that using the term minor.
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I mean, you, you know what she's doing guys and you see the glasses, you see the bald haircut,
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One of my favorite things is she kind of says like, uh, I, I do, she goes on to say,
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Um, she goes on to say something about how like, Oh, I like naming that doesn't, you know,
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And it's like, guys, I don't care about Jim, the bartender from San Diego.
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The only reason I would care about someone is if they're a pedophile, right?
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And if you're a pedophile, there's not much, there's not much more we need from you.
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We don't need to go out of our way to make people feel comfortable.
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Uh, Fleck has been saying this on the show for a long time, the LGBTQ plus soft P it's
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all eventually leading to accepting this type of thing.
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She seems like she's, you know, this crazy new idea.
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They're just kind of testing the waters and they revisit it every six months, every year
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they revisit it and they see what the resistance to, you know, renaming pedophiles is.
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And once the resistance gets to be low enough, then they do the next step.
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So moving on the mix teacher, the mix H, uh, which mix you want mix H first?
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And in preschool, you're just like teacher, your first name, but in elementary school, you're
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And so I've been trying to think and like decide what my teacher name is going to be.
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So for a while, I felt like Ms. last name would be okay, but like, I don't know.
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And then I was like, okay, how about Ms. H like Ms. H would be okay.
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But then last night I was thinking and I was like, Ms. H just gives like the vibes of
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And so I was like, Ms. H like that just like Ms. H just sounds that like that just, just.
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And so now I'm having a gender crisis, but I'm also not quite brave enough to introduce
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I think she said, did she say first grade or kindergarten?
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And now she's, and she's not even doing mixed age.
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She's going by Ms. H because she's not brave enough to say this in front of five-year-olds.
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She'll just say it to her TikTok followers, right?
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Why don't she just wheel the TV in and hit the button?
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I need to make these kids do something they've never done before.
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It's my chance to teach them how to be weird and not normal.
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You want to see the other one who actually has a student with her that she forces to bark
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Though I'll say, I had a teenager call me Mr. Luke the other day, and I kind of loved
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Mr. Luke, somebody called you the different thing.
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Look at how, look at the girl who she's like, get on cue.
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And the kid's like whispering, whispers through a mask.
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And those masks aren't like at 95 or real mass.
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Those are just, yeah, it's just a mouth marbler.
00:30:11.020
So it's like, I guess the new school year has started.
00:30:16.340
That's actually going to be good action for us.
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Um, I want to see some kids get smarter and start filming these teachers when they do
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Cause we get like the filtered, uh, controlled by like, imagine, uh, you catch, you catch us
00:30:30.940
on the side of the road and you confront us with something.
00:30:32.820
It's like, it's going to be a lot different than what you see on the podcast.
00:30:35.600
And so like these teachers do the controlled settings where they're telling you a story.
00:30:39.120
They kind of like remember their lines a little bit.
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Um, so I want to see the unfiltered, like the mad teacher.
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I want to see you misgender your teacher, get mad, film it.
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I think we're going to get some good content this year.
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So it's like, they're going to be acting out, looking for pushback.
00:31:04.840
And then that's going to be evidence of the bad guys.
00:31:07.080
Um, speaking of elementary school teachers and stuff like that, we have another small
00:31:11.580
Did you see the Georgia couple charged with, uh, using their adopted children to make
00:31:18.160
It was the two dudes, just two 20 something, 30 something dudes who got a couple.
00:31:24.640
They've acquired a baby much like, you know, a few people we've seen won't name names.
00:31:28.940
And then a followup to this, uh, a tweet from this woman.
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We're going to have to blur out her name cause she's not a public figure.
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Uh, she replies to this and goes, also, I would look at where the boys were coming from.
00:31:40.820
Maybe their birth families were worse in their physical, emotional, spiritual, and psychological
00:31:46.320
The boys could have been better off with loving sexual relationships.
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Main problem is when they grow up and want romance.
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I don't even know what this woman's saying, but you go to her bio and it says elementary
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Is she saying that the child porn relationship with the children was not that bad?
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Cause wherever their birth families are, it might've been worse.
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I don't know why the assumption is, uh, physical, emotional, spiritual, and psychological abuse
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That's, and that's probably like a bigger picture, an argument for abortion.
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They'll be like, see, we should have aborted this kid.
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Cause look, you know, no one can take care of them after they're born.
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So gay couples acquiring a baby, making child porn.
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And then, uh, the elementary school teacher is defending them.
00:32:42.700
The barstool guys are in cringe of the week this week.
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A little couple of tough, tough things for them.
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So first they did like a KFC barstool is his name.
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Barstool Dave, Dave Portnoy is worth like a hundred million dollars.
00:33:13.860
I bet he's like, no, I'm doing it the way I want.
00:33:21.380
On Thursday, a Texas jury ruled against Alex Jones, the world's biggest piece of human fucking shit,
00:33:26.700
saying he must pay $4.1 million in compensatory damages to the parents from the children of the Sandy Hook massacre.
00:33:32.920
On Friday, they lowered the hammer, ordering another $45 million in punitive damages, bringing the total to nearly $50 million.
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If you've been living under a rock, Alex Jones, the world's biggest conspiracy theorist,
00:33:44.320
and the most morally bankrupt person to ever walk the fucking planet Earth,
00:33:48.620
said that the Sandy Hook shooting was not real, that the parents of the children were-
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He's saying the most morally bankrupt person ever.
00:33:55.800
Obviously, this guy's never even probably watched an Alex Jones video.
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So we weren't going to go fully into the Barstool guys this week,
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Before we go, I do want to say this is the same guy who said,
00:34:28.220
They're into the pander stage for this guy, at least.
00:34:31.220
And then they had a clip where they interviewed Aaron Rodgers, who's unvaccinated.
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And then look at this quick clip of what they said to him.
00:34:52.100
So how many grand, how many grandparents do you think you killed to Aaron Rodgers?
00:34:59.160
And it's like, how many, how many people did you guys encourage to get the vaccine?
00:35:02.960
Who probably have like myocarditis or some sort of long life issue from the vaccine?
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The insurance companies want to talk to you now.
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How many young people did you guys encourage to get vaccinated that didn't need it that now
00:35:29.980
He always says, oh, this company is not political.
00:35:37.260
They push that Jon Stewart, that Jon Stewart bill last week or whatever.
00:35:45.180
So like then there's in the CEO and a lot of people at the company are all pro choice,
00:35:51.820
So they're not a political company, but they seem to be taking a lot of like subtle political
00:36:00.460
Like, uh, don't look for them to be like strong allies because eventually we'll be let
00:36:05.620
Eventually it's going to come a time where we're going to need them to stand up for like
00:36:08.200
a right wing thing and they're not going to do it.
00:36:10.240
And they weren't right wing all along is the reason why.
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I think you get conflated with right wing and like, cause Dave Portnoy is so against
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And so like they kind of fight alongside you in that regard, like screw you.
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I double down and stuff, but yeah, you're right with the vaccination.
00:36:32.800
I'm sure KFC has some, uh, Russia, like Vladimir Putin, that piece of shit.
00:36:40.520
So it's like, just because we both hate, what's his name?
00:36:51.280
Just because we both hate Mike Rappaport does not mean these people are right wing.
00:36:56.960
I'm not calling for anyone to be canceled, but they don't see how high the political stakes
00:37:02.560
So we can't really look for them to be our allies in that fight.
00:37:07.960
We can use them as allies when the time comes for free speech and cancel culture or whatever,
00:37:12.800
but bigger picture, let's make sure we're not seeing bar stool as like a right wing
00:37:18.300
Bar stool just wants you to, you know, talk about sports and do sports betting and gambling
00:37:22.940
So, you know, yeah, they're doing sports betting and gambling.
00:37:26.680
So it's like, they're not really, they don't have like the fundamental values that the right
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And they're going to be labeled as right wing from the left.
00:37:36.460
And it'd be a mistake to take that left labeling of a right wing, right wing bar stool and saying,
00:37:41.380
oh yeah, they are right wing and welcoming him into the right.
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Just because some extreme leftists call them right wing or something.
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And these people in the front on stage are just like throwing punches and swinging their
00:38:06.140
And they just punch and they swing and they like hit each other.
00:38:10.840
When I was in high school, I went out with like a girl one time who was into that kind of
00:38:19.540
And we went to a show and it was in like a strip mall, like a rented out like yoga studio
00:38:27.020
And everyone was just like punching and throwing fists and kicking.
00:38:47.120
If you're tired of small airplane seats, then you need to watch this video.
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Two incredible travel bloggers that I know were recently featured in this article and
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the FAA is now soliciting public comments on if airplane seats are too small.
00:38:59.280
For the next 90 days, the FAA is going to be soliciting comments from the public on whether
00:39:05.880
They are trying to set a minimum required seating standard for airplanes.
00:39:11.420
In this article, it mentions that only 20% of people are currently able to fit in a standard
00:39:31.800
You have to be the face of the make airplane seats bigger movement.
00:39:39.960
We have to change everything for the fat fucks.
00:39:48.400
Slide on shoes that you stomp your foot in and break the heel on.
00:39:54.640
We should have a new app where they drop the Uber Eats off at the door and then someone
00:39:57.600
else from a different app comes, picks it up, and then just scrapes it into your gullet.
00:40:02.040
This is like the body positivity, but like let's also bend the world to our will movement.
00:40:10.860
I mean, hey, I don't mind extra space, but they're going to charge us more on an airplane.
00:40:18.940
If it did result in like a two-seat by two-seat plane and everyone's kind of riding in first
00:40:29.880
You know, I'm not willing to take that hit for the pigs.
00:40:33.820
I just sit like this and I go, all right, this is going to suck.
00:40:39.040
And then you just get sent in the tube to wherever you're going and it's a couple hours
00:40:46.000
Out of cringe of the week and we are into urban decay.
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So our first clip of Urban Decay, a New York City McDonald's worker was shot over cold
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Yeah, a New York City McDonald's worker was shot over cold French fries, police say.
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And so the situation was a woman was in McDonald's.
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She complained and said, please give me more fries, I think.
00:41:39.460
The entire time she was complaining to the staff members.
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I think the staff members were a little bit disrespectful.
00:41:45.380
You know, some sort of like, nah, just deal with it.
00:41:47.840
You know, this woman started FaceTiming her felon son.
00:41:51.800
Her felon son then came to the McDonald's and got in an argument with one of the main,
00:42:00.260
The workers, they stepped outside to settle it.
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And this felon son shot the worker in the neck.
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I can't really even imagine what would happen if, say, the ice cream machine was broken.
00:42:30.060
And then look at the headline, the second headline that New York Post put up.
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This is the part that really kind of set us off and made us cover it.
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NYC McDonald's shooting could have been avoided with hot fries, says kin of suspect's girlfriend.
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So it's kind of like an interview with this woman and she's going, yeah, this all could have been avoided with some hot fries.
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It's like, yeah, I know he killed somebody and shot them in the neck, but.
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So that's kind of like the guy who was robbing that Dollar General back in the day and his family, he got shot, killed.
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And the family's like, he didn't have to shoot him.
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And in other stories of mundane crimes leading to assaults and criminal stuff, there was a assault that happened in Rochester Hills, Meyer, outside of Detroit.
00:43:23.940
This woman was told she had too many items for self-checkout and was asked to go somewhere else.
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Then she waited for the person who told her she had too many items to go on break, chased her, found her in the bathroom, kicked open the stall, grabbed her hair, yanked her around, beat her up, left a tuft of her hair.
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But these low thresholds for snapping, I think we're seeing more and more.
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It's not, oh, I was assaulted and I had to defend myself or, oh, someone broke into my house.
00:44:05.800
It was the fries were cold or someone told me to go on the other checkout line because I wasn't following the rules.
00:44:14.180
So not the society I necessarily want to live in.
00:44:19.640
Me neither, which is weird that we moved to New Orleans.
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Because I think a lot of that stuff exists here.
00:44:27.940
Next clip, 17-year-olds shooting each other in broad daylight, I believe, in New York.
00:44:40.760
Another car, poor car driving past the gang war.
00:44:47.560
If I had a gun, one of my biggest worries would be, like, if I were to say I was shooting
00:44:55.540
Is it going to go into someone's house, into someone's window, into someone's car?
00:45:01.360
I would be hyper-focused on making sure everyone's safe there.
00:45:04.620
These guys get into a little scuffle and they just start shooting a ballpark.
00:45:08.320
They're not even, like, aiming, and all those bullets are flying everywhere.
00:45:17.080
So all those bullets that missed are going into people's houses.
00:45:21.780
They have to go shoot somebody because they got-
00:45:23.440
You know, they were talking shit on Facebook Live.
00:45:27.920
Do you want to go to the other end of this with our next clip to where some of these stray
00:45:34.900
Before we do, that last clip was from our friend Leroy Press.
00:45:45.180
So this was a woman who was shot in the face in Portland.
00:46:17.980
So she's just some lady, and then she gets shot in the face because other people are dealing with their problems by recklessly shooting their guns.
00:46:26.020
Honestly, this could have been avoided if the French fries in Portland were all operating at 100%.
00:46:37.160
But so, you know, this is a graphic video of what happens.
00:46:43.440
But I think the more interesting part was the follow-up here.
00:46:49.060
He said, Katie Guzenko narrowly survived being randomly shot in the face last month while driving in Portland.
00:47:06.020
But at the city council meeting, the mayor told her it's not realistic to expect any more than a 10% decrease in shootings, right?
00:47:16.200
And then you look at the shootings, the chart, year-to-date comparisons, January through June for the last five years or four years.
00:47:24.380
And it goes 200 approximately, 250 approximately.
00:47:41.620
But we can't even do anything for a 10% decline.
00:47:45.240
Because we've already decided that we don't get people doing gun crimes.
00:47:52.580
We can't get people arrested because it's probably racist.
00:47:58.320
And they have the right to send stray bullets right into your car, I guess.
00:48:03.100
Maybe at some point in her life, she said the N-word or something.
00:48:12.080
Seattle preacher has his Bible ripped up by a demon-possessed person.
00:48:17.240
Did you realize you just committed a hate crime against me?
00:48:23.740
You just ripped up my Bible and you committed a hate crime.
00:48:26.060
It says, ask me why you deserve to burn in hell.
00:48:58.300
You hated me based upon my religion and you ripped up my Bible.
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If you take that, you're going to get charged with a crime.
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Innersley Livermore, 425-394-3377, integralperson1988, at gmail.com.
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See if you listen to my side of the story more than you listen to the anger man of the side
00:49:30.540
We'll turn that into the police and let them know.
00:49:38.360
You wouldn't have done that to a Quran, would you?
00:49:42.340
No, I'm trying to understand your emotional argument.
00:49:44.820
Would you have done that to a Quran, a Muslim man reading his Quran?
00:49:48.500
Would you have ripped up his Quran in half like that?
00:49:54.360
Would you have taken the Muslim Quran and ripped it in half like you just did to me?
00:50:03.360
Then, yeah, he says, oh, it's an emotional argument.
00:50:05.880
And then the guy who had his Bible ripped up asked, would you do this to a Quran?
00:50:11.440
The guy's face, when he said, would you do this to a Quran?
00:50:13.160
He goes, he really had to think about it and go like, obviously not.
00:50:17.820
You bully white Christians who you think are some sort of like hateful or weak and won't
00:50:23.760
You don't fuck with a Muslim, group of Muslims.
00:50:30.400
And when this guy ripped up the Bible, he keep...
00:50:33.420
The guy who had his Bible ripped up kept saying, I'm going to report you
00:50:35.800
to the police and charged you with a hate crime.
00:50:38.320
We know that that probably wouldn't go through.
00:50:46.540
And then the police aren't going to do anything about it.
00:50:48.580
And this guy is clearly a dude who's wearing leggings and has a she, her, hers pronoun pin
00:51:03.400
The demons are in charge and he's getting puppeted.
00:51:05.800
And then they, like you said, would you do this to a Quran?
00:51:09.260
And then he goes, what's wrong with the Muslims?
00:51:11.760
Like trying to turn it into some like weird argument.
00:51:14.120
And it's like, well, in the Quran, there's anti, there's anti LGBT stuff too.
00:51:25.460
And if you ripped up a Muslim person's Quran, it would probably get pretty ugly for you.
00:51:29.680
Do you think the Seattle police, if a Muslim person beat up this guy for ripping up their
00:51:37.800
Because he's on the totem pole of victimhood, kind of.
00:51:43.860
Because if this Christian guy punched this guy out, the Christian guy would go to jail,
00:51:53.240
I think you should, I think if someone takes your Bible or anything like that and kind
00:52:05.480
And I think that's kind of the problem is we just let it go.
00:52:08.760
And we say, oh, we're going to report you to the police.
00:52:24.560
I'm not saying to do anything, but I'm sure he's gotten some action.
00:52:30.120
For our last clip of Urban Decay, a bus full of illegals gets dropped off in New York City.
00:52:47.580
Just able-bodied men from Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, wherever the hell.
00:52:59.600
You think they go straight to Hamilton or Phantom?
00:53:09.620
Maybe we'll see some of these guys in a Justin Awad video on Times Square.
00:53:15.540
The Justin Awad, we have like this bit we're trying to do of like the classroom that taught
00:53:38.580
But yeah, just nothing but able-bodied men off the bus.
00:53:42.060
You know, they want them to be in rural Texas, I guess.
00:53:44.800
They want to be in small town USA, but now they're going to New York.
00:53:48.280
Which I'm not happy about because they're deeper in the country now.
00:53:51.140
This is like the biggest half measure political ploy.
00:53:54.680
And, you know, I'm happy to an extent that it's like sending a message, but ain't shit
00:54:10.860
Especially able-bodied men just looking for a good job.
00:54:17.780
If we take all the people from the countries that could have improved their countries, now
00:54:21.680
their countries are not going to get improved longer.
00:54:23.620
They're going to get worse, and then more people are going to come.
00:54:38.040
Doesn't every country have to have their fight moment?
00:54:43.040
And what we were saying before about the green energy bill, everything is like, oh, infrastructure
00:54:49.080
The, you know, like, the inflation bill is green energy.
00:54:54.180
The semiconductor bill, yeah, there's some green energy in there, too.
00:54:57.660
The same thing is happening to the migrant crisis in terms of everything's a humanitarian
00:55:09.960
And some countries obviously have it worse, right?
00:55:12.780
But just because you're geographically conveniently located somewhat near the southern border doesn't
00:55:18.100
mean, you know, there's people that want to come from everywhere.
00:55:27.020
And so everything comes down to, oh, it's a humanitarian issue.
00:55:31.900
And we've seen that before at the borders where people like NGOs or groups are like telling
00:55:36.800
people, like, say you're seeking asylum, do this.
00:55:39.460
Like, they tell them the rules so that they can skirt them or get as much leeway as they
00:55:48.060
I don't know who likes mass unfettered immigration other than global billionaire elites who run
00:55:54.080
countries and who think they can import voters.
00:55:56.660
Yeah, I think it's like the long game for the Democrats because they know that there's
00:56:04.320
So then long term, they'll have these people here who one side will say deport them.
00:56:09.020
The other side will say give them all the rights and everything they need, all the resources
00:56:13.340
So then they kind of have them in the palm of their hand, the Democrats do, where it's
00:56:22.140
Or if you don't vote for us, the Republicans will get power and then you'll get deported.
00:56:33.220
We are moving on to our uplifting gold section.
00:56:40.240
We need to wind down from all this ramp up that we just had because I, dude, urban decay
00:56:44.040
like that, murdered over French fries, McDonald's worker.
00:56:47.120
Oh, and I forgot to mention, sorry, I'm continuing the urban decay, but that guy who killed the
00:56:53.480
McDonald's worker, he got charged in another murder from 2020.
00:57:05.980
Our first clip of uplifting gold is a slippery bike trail.
00:57:33.880
If that guy didn't say it was slippery, the other guy wouldn't have braked.
00:57:38.820
He would have just glided over and like maybe skidded out a little bit.
00:57:41.260
But that guy's intervention caused him to fall.
00:57:51.080
He's getting attacked by tons of wasps or bees or whatever.
00:57:57.260
This is uplifting gold because we don't deserve uplifting gold this week because they raided
00:58:05.600
There's going to be, this is going to merge into some real uplifting stuff.
00:58:11.260
We just have to get some of the interesting clips that don't fit anywhere else.
00:58:15.880
And you know how uplifting gold historically is kind of a grab bag.
00:58:20.480
They did raid Trump this week, so we're not going to be too uplifted because we don't
00:58:35.000
I got to say, Daytona 500 is my least favorite, probably.
00:58:40.120
So the guy asked what his least favorite race is.
00:58:45.720
And then he goes, oh, I don't like the Daytona 500.
00:58:54.720
This guy's never watched a single car race in his life.
00:59:00.180
I'm just shocked and like, all right, I'm just going to run this one out.
00:59:19.000
But they should be making fun of trans people because trans people are suicidal.
00:59:30.180
And then make it right by hiring one-to-one trans people, the regular people, and then
00:59:41.280
Funny thing, side note, just on Starbucks, I've been seeing a lot of Starbucks videos
00:59:44.940
where like the employees are unionizing and it's like, you know, the manager and they're
00:59:49.920
like doing a walkout or they're making demands or something.
00:59:54.640
You hire the little commies, the little organizing commies.
00:59:59.600
They're going to band together and they're going to organize against you.
01:00:05.300
I have no, I have no empathy for a billion, super billion dollar megacorp now at this point.
01:00:10.320
You supported all these issues and now your employees, they go, oh, you supported these.
01:00:18.080
It's like they supported the vaccine, the trans stuff, the lockdowns, all this horrible
01:00:26.420
Now you can kind of, you're in the bed you made.
01:00:33.360
I was going to say Starbies and then I stopped because that would be bad.
01:00:42.960
This old lady, she's got a little friend who works at the grocery store and then every
01:00:48.620
week they pull out their little fake guns and fake shoot each other.
01:00:53.540
And look, she just rounds the corner on sight and he pulls out a big gun.
01:00:59.460
See, when the fries are warm, everyone's happy.
01:01:02.480
Everyone's happy and they do jokes with the guns.
01:01:27.340
Pitcher throws a ball, hits the kid in the face.
01:01:35.260
And then the pitcher is kind of shooken up by it, which makes sense.
01:01:43.000
And then the kid who got hit with the pitch comes over and gives him a hug.
01:01:55.400
He wants him to know that it's okay, that he'll be fine.
01:02:07.140
The Little League World Series happening right now?
01:02:16.400
Yeah, they're going to turn that into some sort of LGBT thing.
01:02:21.020
Yeah, the ump called a strike on the black kid, and now he's dead.
01:03:04.660
You taught me everything about baseball, he says.
01:03:12.140
And he signed the ball and gave it back to the grandpa.
01:03:22.740
That kid's not saying, oh, Pa, call me, call me her, call me them.
01:03:48.780
Surprising my dad at his work with the news that I just got signed by the Washington Nationals.
01:03:55.560
This is kind of old, but this is still a great one.
01:04:13.880
The dad worked hard to provide the kid with a life where he could play baseball.
01:04:17.140
The dad was working at some sort of car shop before that.
01:04:20.380
So the next generation is doing better than the generation before.
01:04:25.620
Similar to the last one where, you know, multi-generations of men are being successful and succeeding and appreciative.
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This one's old, too, but it's going viral again.
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You know I have a trip next week and it's for work.
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You know my grandma is, like, not okay right now.
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So it was a pregnancy test that was positive and he thought it was a COVID test.
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Shopfluckus.com for the best merch in the game.
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Make sure you sign up for that contrast debit card waiting list.
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And as always, if you send me a screenshot that you sign up for the waiting list, you get a 50-50 coin flip chance of getting a based mug.
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We have basically a bonus section of Cringe of the Week in bonus land this week where we talk about Brittany Griner, Nathan For You, Transports Updates, good cringe stuff, good stuff happening.
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And if you ever visit New Orleans, we'll take you out to lunch.