Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 045 TRANS ABORTIONS ｜ HOW DID A DOG GET MONKEY POX？｜ CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ARE NOT PROTECTING ｜ BAD ANIMAL STUFF

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 45. Today on the show, a gay couple's dog caught monkey pox and you're not allowed to guess how trans people continue to come for the children in and out of the womb. And this week's cringe of the week in urban decay, a child protective service worker encourages a 14 year old girl to become a prostitute, making us wonder where are the kids actually safe these days? 0.84

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00:02:34.100 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:02:35.120 All right. We have a great episode this week. We have a lighter housekeeping because we have like a double cringe of the week.

00:02:42.860 Yeah.

00:02:42.960 So, we have a little bit of an abbreviated housekeeping. We just had, over the weekend in New Orleans, the red dress run here in New Orleans.

00:02:51.720 It's what they do every year. Everyone wears a red dress and they go into town and they drink all day. Just another excuse to drink all day, it seems like.

00:02:58.540 Pretty much.

00:02:59.140 The dudes wear dresses. Everyone wears a dress and does a run.

00:03:02.900 Yeah. The dudes are wearing dresses. 1.00

00:03:04.400 This is Grantley, our friend, the typical liberal. He and I were asking some people about Helen Keller, which is pretty funny.

00:03:11.120 And basically, what we realized was anytime you talk to a guy, if you tell them the facts about Helen Keller, like, hey, does it make sense she flew a plane, wrote a book, had an accent?

00:03:20.920 And eventually, everyone's kind of like, yeah, it doesn't make much sense. I don't believe it.

00:03:24.460 But then once their girlfriends come over and we tell them what we're talking about, the girlfriends are always like, get away from them.

00:03:29.480 No, Helen Keller was real. So, it completely, like, changes the mood once the girls got involved.

00:03:34.880 It's interesting.

00:03:35.760 Yeah. Every single time, too. The guys are like, yeah, that makes sense. You made some fair points. Sounds like she's a fraud. 0.97

00:03:40.920 Yeah.

00:03:41.100 At least a little exaggerated.

00:03:43.160 Yeah, exactly. And Sullivan's probably a communist. Yeah, it makes sense.

00:03:46.060 And the girlfriends come over and go, no, you guys are being mean. No, Helen Keller was real. We're not saying that. We need to leave.

00:03:52.440 No, I learned this in third grade.

00:03:54.060 Yeah, literally every single time. I had one of the best bits I've ever done in my entire life.

00:03:59.900 I'm not just saying that. At the Red Dress Run, there were a lot of, like, Chad guys, you know, like, good-looking guys who were tall and built, and they were wearing dresses.

00:04:09.960 And, you know, obviously not a good look for men. Men shouldn't really wear dresses ever.

00:04:13.840 So I was going up to a lot of them. A lot of them look like they're frat guys, like, in college or something, right?

00:04:19.020 Yeah. Like, 20-something years old.

00:04:20.780 Which would be the time if you're going to do a wear-a-dress bit.

00:04:23.600 Like, goof around, you wear a dress. You know, I get it.

00:04:26.500 So the bit that I was doing, which I'm so proud of, it's the best bit I've ever done.

00:04:30.180 I was walking by guys, and they're all, everyone's drunk, so everyone was kind of, like, in a different mindset.

00:04:35.060 I was walking by the Chad guys in the dresses, and I was going, wake up. You need to wake up.

00:04:40.040 There's not much time left. You need to wake up.

00:04:42.520 And I would just walk by, and that was it. Just, like, snap my fingers.

00:04:45.320 There's not much time left. You have to wake up.

00:04:47.840 And then the people would hear me and be like, whoa.

00:04:51.120 They would instantly snap out of it, and they'd go, what am I doing in this?

00:04:54.480 And they'd take their dress off.

00:04:55.720 Pretty much what happened. Like, it was the best bit ever.

00:04:58.220 You need to wake up. There's not much time left. We need you. You have to wake up.

00:05:01.800 And then for some people, some people had a change of heart.

00:05:05.200 Yeah.

00:05:05.720 Some people are thinking about that to this day.

00:05:07.840 What did he mean by that?

00:05:08.720 Yeah, like, what happened?

00:05:10.120 So, yeah, that was super fun. That was probably the best bit I've ever done.

00:05:13.420 We have an abbreviated housekeeping. We have to move on really quick.

00:05:16.420 Grantley made gumbo for us the other day, and as a joke, he's like, oh, rate it 1 to 10.

00:05:20.680 And as a joke, I said 6 out of 10.

00:05:22.620 And then he kind of, like, started explaining why it wasn't as good as it usually is.

00:05:25.920 And I never got to correct it.

00:05:27.660 Grantley, I was kidding. The gumbo was fantastic.

00:05:30.060 It was, like, a 7, 8 out of 10.

00:05:32.560 Okay, next, Dan Crenshaw.

00:05:35.120 7 or 8.

00:05:36.200 Have to be corrected from a 6.

00:05:37.940 Can't let a bit go. There's still got to be bits on bits.

00:05:40.800 Okay.

00:05:42.240 Dan Crenshaw.

00:05:43.440 We were obviously right about Dan Crenshaw. 0.99

00:05:45.440 We've been saying Dan Crenshaw sucks for months now. 0.99

00:05:47.960 We have a literal Dan Crenshaw sucks shirt available on ShotFuckus.com. 0.99

00:05:52.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:52.800 So we've been saying he sucks forever. 0.98

00:05:55.100 Sure enough, he came out the other day and was saying, like, any right-wing person who's saying that the FBI should be defunded is not a serious person. 0.99

00:06:03.780 It's an unserious argument.

00:06:06.180 Unserious.

00:06:06.760 Yeah.

00:06:06.860 He said they finally got us – they finally got people on the right to say defund the FBI.

00:06:11.600 It's like, what are you talking about?

00:06:13.060 We've been saying defund the FBI the whole time, Dan.

00:06:15.600 Rand Paul.

00:06:16.240 Go talk to Rand Paul.

00:06:17.560 Dan, we've been saying it the whole time.

00:06:19.440 Crossfire Hurricane, Dan?

00:06:20.920 They tried to steal Gretchen Whitmer, Dan. 0.99

00:06:23.600 That was the FBI.

00:06:24.720 The FBI tried to kill her. 0.53

00:06:26.080 Yeah.

00:06:26.380 So I guess we're unserious now.

00:06:28.940 So we were right.

00:06:29.580 And I just wanted to say I'm very happy to be proven right all the time about these topics because imagine if we had done the Crenshaw sucks episodes and then, like, he comes out and says, you know, I'm going to champion the election fraud problems.

00:06:44.620 I'm going to be in charge of making sure there's no more election fraud.

00:06:46.780 And then we would have had to backtrack and be like, all right, Dan Crenshaw is getting this one right.

00:06:51.480 Yeah.

00:06:51.560 You know, sometimes they get, you know, we didn't have to do that.

00:06:54.900 We were sure with our initial read on who Dan Crenshaw is, and we just continue to get proven right.

00:07:01.060 Him and Mike Pence can go talk about how, oh, you're unserious if you want to defund the FBI.

00:07:06.040 And we don't swing on someone on the right wing for, like, one petty little infraction, you know?

00:07:10.300 Oh, never.

00:07:10.640 Kind of build a case.

00:07:11.600 We have a dossier on the side.

00:07:12.960 We kind of see, oh, that, this, that.

00:07:14.860 And then you swing on the podcast.

00:07:16.140 And then it escalates.

00:07:17.040 Exactly.

00:07:17.500 We have a little bit of a thing.

00:07:18.580 We give them a chance to correct it.

00:07:20.100 We give them a chance to correct the record.

00:07:22.080 No.

00:07:22.400 Then we'll make a T-shirt.

00:07:23.560 Still didn't correct the record.

00:07:24.820 Still not, you know, doing MAGA stuff.

00:07:26.500 Cool.

00:07:27.040 Now we have the Dan Crenshaw action figure.

00:07:29.240 Yeah.

00:07:29.800 And we've seen.

00:07:30.520 Which is still available on fuckistoys.com.

00:07:32.360 And we've seen how Crenshaw, his little alliances, like, oh, I'm kind of a Liz Cheney guy.

00:07:38.720 Stuff like that.

00:07:39.520 And it's just, like, not good.

00:07:41.440 Not helping anybody.

00:07:42.500 No redemption at all that we've seen.

00:07:44.760 Yeah.

00:07:45.100 It's only gotten slipperier.

00:07:46.240 Only gotten slipperier.

00:07:47.380 Only been more exposed.

00:07:49.020 But that's what we do on the show.

00:07:50.440 We shine light in the dark places.

00:07:51.940 So people like Dan Crenshaw can't screw us over down the line when it comes to something more important, like John McCain did with the health care vote.

00:07:58.880 Yeah.

00:07:59.320 For real.

00:07:59.720 Moving on.

00:08:00.480 Housekeeping.

00:08:00.980 We're still in housekeeping.

00:08:02.160 This is a little bonus section of housekeeping that we're going to do this week.

00:08:06.400 It's Summer Friday here at the show.

00:08:09.240 It's not every time.

00:08:10.260 It's Summer Friday, I guess.

00:08:11.520 It's Summer Friday for you guys, wherever you're listening.

00:08:14.480 So we're going to have some Summer Friday fun.

00:08:16.400 We have a little bit of a wheel here, as you can see.

00:08:18.680 And the two options are bad animal stuff or really bad summer jump fails.

00:08:25.060 We're going to spin the wheel.

00:08:26.500 And let's see what it comes up with.

00:08:28.980 Bad animal stuff.

00:08:30.640 All right.

00:08:31.120 Bad animal stuff.

00:08:32.500 All right.

00:08:32.740 We're going to do some bad animal stuff.

00:08:34.240 Before we get into the bad animal stuff, we're going to show a quick really bad summer jump fail.

00:08:38.940 Here it is.

00:08:39.500 This guy's trying to do a skateboard.

00:08:41.080 Forget the skateboarding.

00:08:42.040 Go straight to knocking yourself out.

00:08:43.520 Oh, and he's knocked out.

00:08:47.120 Love to see it in the hospital, in the hospital.

00:08:49.620 No stunties.

00:08:50.420 No stunties.

00:08:51.120 That's why you don't do stunty stuff, because if you do that before football season, you can't do two a days.

00:08:55.280 You can't go to college.

00:08:56.240 You can't play football because you broke your wrist doing stunts.

00:08:59.360 You end up going to SUNY Albany on a financial aid scholarship.

00:09:02.620 Yeah.

00:09:03.060 Something bad happens.

00:09:03.980 I had an 88 average in high school and 1,200 SATs.

00:09:07.540 So moving on to our bad animal stuff section.

00:09:10.480 Is that what you had?

00:09:10.780 1,200 SAT?

00:09:11.840 I had more.

00:09:12.880 I had closer to 1,300.

00:09:14.240 Okay.

00:09:14.540 I got 600, 600, 680.

00:09:16.820 Okay.

00:09:17.460 So it's like 1,280.

00:09:18.640 Okay.

00:09:19.100 And then if I had taken them one more time, I could have gotten into Yale.

00:09:22.460 But I already committed to Dartmouth, so I just said whatever.

00:09:25.900 Yeah.

00:09:26.200 Don't take those tests.

00:09:27.000 And that's how you get into an Ivy League school with the same SATs you got.

00:09:32.940 You got to play football.

00:09:34.320 Not you.

00:09:34.780 You were smart in school.

00:09:36.000 You had good ACTs, right?

00:09:36.920 Yeah.

00:09:37.260 We took the ACT.

00:09:38.380 Smart.

00:09:38.780 Richard Rappo got better grades than me, for sure.

00:09:40.840 In college, too.

00:09:42.120 Yeah.

00:09:42.740 Yes.

00:09:43.360 There was always a hierarchy of people.

00:09:45.560 But he always worked faster.

00:09:47.320 He spent way less time working.

00:09:48.760 And look at what we're doing now.

00:09:49.640 I'm his co-host on the podcast.

00:09:51.000 Because everyone at the library would go there and be like, oh, I'm here all night.

00:09:55.020 They'd go on Facebook for the whole time.

00:09:57.000 And I would go there and go, okay, three pages of stuff is what you wanted? 0.99

00:10:01.940 Here's three pages of incoherent shit. 0.99

00:10:03.800 That's kind of close. 0.99

00:10:05.300 That's going to make you think I tried really hard.

00:10:07.480 And the teacher's going to go, hmm, you tried your best.

00:10:09.780 You could have gone deeper.

00:10:10.840 And I'm going to go, okay.

00:10:11.600 I just go, B minus.

00:10:13.300 Okay.

00:10:13.920 Good enough.

00:10:14.760 Didn't even proofread it.

00:10:16.380 It's actually embarrassing.

00:10:17.640 It's sad that I went through college like that.

00:10:19.700 Honestly, whatever, man.

00:10:20.720 We were playing football, too.

00:10:21.780 We had a lot of stuff going on.

00:10:23.380 They were trying to convince us some woke stuff, too.

00:10:26.540 So good thing I didn't pay too much attention.

00:10:29.120 So our first clip in our-

00:10:30.720 I actually never had that.

00:10:31.940 No?

00:10:32.300 No.

00:10:32.580 I never had like a super woke teacher or some really bad stuff.

00:10:35.840 I feel like we just missed it.

00:10:36.960 And I took a women and gender study class.

00:10:39.000 Yeah.

00:10:39.480 We were close.

00:10:40.320 For like an elective.

00:10:41.080 I had some classes tell me that like the colonization, like my major was American imperialism.

00:10:47.120 And it kind of had like a negative tone to it.

00:10:49.220 But it was kind of always just a fact.

00:10:51.700 Like it did happen.

00:10:52.960 Yeah.

00:10:53.160 We did do it.

00:10:54.140 We took what we wanted.

00:10:55.220 Yeah.

00:10:55.560 America's great now.

00:10:56.820 Good thing we did.

00:10:58.500 We are in the bad animal stuff section of the show.

00:11:01.440 Our first bad animal is this gator.

00:11:04.180 It's a gator bite.

00:11:06.180 Here we go.

00:11:07.020 I think it's more like a caiman, but guy's petting him on the back.

00:11:11.480 Snap.

00:11:12.160 Yep.

00:11:12.860 And see, once he turns his head a little bit, like it's head on, everything's fine.

00:11:16.300 And the gator goes like just like the slightest amount, you got to know something's coming.

00:11:20.960 Yeah.

00:11:21.280 Absolutely.

00:11:21.600 And basically, as I always say, when it comes to gators, there's a snap zone plus 15%.

00:11:28.600 You always give him the extra credit for that 15%.

00:11:31.600 The 15%. 0.98

00:11:32.160 The unaccountable.

00:11:33.320 Like he really went further than his body.

00:11:35.140 Hey, gators have a snap zone plus 15% situation.

00:11:38.680 I would have obviously gotten out of the way of something like that.

00:11:42.580 Yeah.

00:11:43.140 I would have.

00:11:43.600 I don't think you'd be petting the caiman or whatever that is.

00:11:46.240 But I would have gotten out of the way of the snap.

00:11:48.720 And if you don't believe me, you can ask Python Cowboy.

00:11:50.580 He can vouch for me.

00:11:52.360 We'll see.

00:11:53.160 All right.

00:11:53.460 Our next clip is gator at dinner.

00:11:55.940 Yeah.

00:11:56.160 This is just a gator waiting for someone to slip up. 0.84

00:12:00.500 Look at that chair placement at this dinner.

00:12:03.140 So if you fall back, it's basically over.

00:12:05.140 Yeah.

00:12:05.560 Peter Pan crocodile situation.

00:12:08.560 And if you do the snap zone plus 15%, that's why you can't sit in the chair.

00:12:13.860 These people don't even realize what's happening.

00:12:16.520 Yeah.

00:12:17.540 Yeah.

00:12:18.020 You, I would, I'd be opening that chair for someone else being like, here you go.

00:12:22.220 See, imagine you laugh or someone spills a drink and you slide back into the water and

00:12:27.260 then the gator comes immediately to snap you.

00:12:29.740 That thing, like if you fell into the water, it would snap forward.

00:12:32.900 You think so?

00:12:33.480 And this is obviously different from what we said.

00:12:35.360 Remember the jump the shark trick?

00:12:36.720 Yeah.

00:12:36.860 The safe zone of jumping on the shark.

00:12:38.880 That's true for sharks.

00:12:40.160 It is not true for gators.

00:12:41.840 You need to do the snap zone plus 15% for gators and snapping turtles.

00:12:46.120 Oh.

00:12:46.580 Everyone knows that.

00:12:47.360 15% for snapping turtles.

00:12:48.240 I think it's more like 20, 30% for them.

00:12:50.420 Have you seen one of those necks really go out?

00:12:52.360 Yeah.

00:12:52.660 Yeah.

00:12:52.800 Yeah.

00:12:53.000 That's true.

00:12:53.840 Yeah.

00:12:54.080 That's true.

00:12:54.600 So we're rewriting the rule book.

00:12:56.360 I'll adjust those numbers after the show.

00:12:59.520 Yes.

00:13:00.040 Like I said, the shark jump is way different.

00:13:02.340 Jumping the shark is way different.

00:13:04.020 Here is a video that we saw last week of people falling on top of a shark.

00:13:08.520 And it kind of proves my theory.

00:13:10.600 Here's what happens.

00:13:12.980 Everyone's having fun.

00:13:13.960 The shark's there.

00:13:15.200 Small shark.

00:13:15.820 They're trying to hand feed the shark.

00:13:17.420 Interesting approach.

00:13:18.420 You fall in.

00:13:21.700 No one's in trouble.

00:13:22.840 Yeah.

00:13:23.020 The shark's out of there.

00:13:23.720 That thing's scared.

00:13:24.600 But you fall off that chair at that dinner, that gator chomps you. 1.00

00:13:28.780 100% chomps you. 0.70

00:13:30.200 All right.

00:13:30.840 Next clip, we're in our bad animal stuff section.

00:13:34.700 We already covered the really bad summer jump fail, the quick one.

00:13:39.640 Rat out of the drawer and onto the street.

00:13:42.480 Yeah.

00:13:42.900 This is a good one.

00:13:44.180 This came from our friend Gregory Von Peckerlips. 0.81

00:13:47.940 Flush the rat out.

00:13:49.860 Jumps.

00:13:51.040 Yeah.

00:13:51.760 Do you hear that sound of it landing?

00:13:54.600 And that thing's gone.

00:13:55.580 That thing will live for another 10 years.

00:13:57.680 I don't know what happens with that.

00:13:59.260 So rats like basically can't break legs.

00:14:01.360 They just are fine.

00:14:02.480 Yeah.

00:14:02.880 They go squish.

00:14:04.180 You can really do a number on a rat and it'll be fine.

00:14:07.340 Okay.

00:14:08.060 Yeah.

00:14:08.540 Everyone knows that.

00:14:09.300 We're learning stuff here.

00:14:10.500 We are. 0.94

00:14:11.340 Our next clip is the gay couple's dog has monkey pox. 1.00

00:14:17.160 Yeah.

00:14:17.620 Unfortunately, there's no video for that, but it says, first known case of human to dog

00:14:21.600 monkey pox transmission has been documented in medical journal, The Lancet.

00:14:25.820 The dog caught it from its owners, a non-monogamous gay couple in Paris. 0.51

00:14:30.280 The greyhound developed anal ulceration and, uh, mucocutaneous lesions.

00:14:35.960 So I think that's probably something in the mouth, like under the, it's mouth and butt under

00:14:40.340 the mouth box. 0.88

00:14:41.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:41.400 How did the gay couple's dog get monkey pox in its mouth and butt? 1.00

00:14:46.980 We're not allowed to wonder. 0.99

00:14:48.760 We're not allowed to guess.

00:14:50.040 Yeah.

00:14:50.500 I don't know.

00:14:51.260 I can make a, I can extrapolate a little bit.

00:14:53.900 I can connect some dots a little bit, but that would probably be inappropriate and homophobic

00:14:59.180 with this situation.

00:15:01.460 Wouldn't, wouldn't you find a way to kind of keep it quiet?

00:15:05.440 Yeah.

00:15:05.900 Would you seek, what do you mean?

00:15:07.460 If your dog had monkey pox, you'd be like, okay, we got to put them down.

00:15:10.780 We can't let this get out. 0.93

00:15:12.360 Or if like, yeah, the dog has got monkey pox on its butt. 1.00

00:15:14.560 And then like the, the gay couple has monkey pox. 1.00

00:15:17.560 Why don't you just put some of your monkey pox cream on the dog? 0.99

00:15:20.600 Hmm.

00:15:21.200 Do you need to bring it to the journal?

00:15:23.060 You called hello, the journal, the Lancet.

00:15:25.140 We have to report something. 0.82

00:15:26.680 We're a non-monogamous gay couple and our dog, it's like yourself snitching. 0.87

00:15:30.800 Yeah.

00:15:31.320 You guys should have not told anyone about this.

00:15:34.140 I saw on the Twitter, there was a surprising amount of people who were just like, well, the 0.97

00:15:37.040 dog licks the sores and then licks its butt. 0.96

00:15:39.120 And it's like, the dog can try to lick its butt. 0.98

00:15:42.400 Sometimes that's a hard reach though.

00:15:45.040 Yeah.

00:15:45.320 That's one explanation.

00:15:46.800 Yeah.

00:15:47.040 That's not where my mind immediately went when they said non-monogamous gay couple.

00:15:51.120 So why did they mention that?

00:15:52.220 That's just me though.

00:15:53.340 Why did the Lancet mention that?

00:15:55.300 Um, so I was thinking about monkey pox and obviously COVID and all the things that are

00:15:59.440 happening at the same time.

00:16:00.400 And basically at this point, anyone you see wearing a mask is wearing a mask to cover the

00:16:05.900 monkey pox, which is fine, which is what you're supposed to do. 1.00

00:16:08.500 We're not making fun of anybody.

00:16:10.460 If you have monkey pox, you're supposed to cover them up.

00:16:14.240 Anyone wearing a mask is covering their pox. 0.59

00:16:16.860 We appreciate it.

00:16:18.020 They just strung it along from pandemic to pandemic.

00:16:20.960 And it's a dual purpose now.

00:16:22.620 And at this point, if you're wearing a mask still, COVID's almost done or whatever.

00:16:26.180 It's not happening as much in the summer.

00:16:28.300 You are a monkey pox person and we appreciate you covering your sores because you need to 1.00

00:16:32.920 be careful. 0.87

00:16:33.800 Yeah.

00:16:34.160 Thank you.

00:16:35.200 Yeah.

00:16:35.500 Don't touch me.

00:16:36.940 Um, that's obviously like a joke.

00:16:39.580 Monkey, uh, COVID's not going away.

00:16:41.620 They're going to bring it back.

00:16:42.460 But I was thinking about the CDC just basically gave up.

00:16:45.780 So unless they reboot that engine, I don't know.

00:16:49.140 Yeah.

00:16:49.540 They might seem like they want to give up and move on, but I think they'll have another

00:16:53.680 strain or something.

00:16:54.800 I agree with you there, but then we've seen Joe Biden get COVID every other day.

00:16:59.220 Yeah.

00:16:59.600 And it's his wife has it now too.

00:17:01.440 His wife's got it. 0.57

00:17:02.200 Dr. Jill.

00:17:02.840 She's a doctor.

00:17:03.920 So she's an MD.

00:17:04.820 She'll probably prescribe herself something. 0.93

00:17:06.180 She's got her old prescription pad, right?

00:17:08.220 She's a doctor.

00:17:08.960 She's a doctor.

00:17:09.820 She'll be fine.

00:17:10.800 It's interesting that with COVID and monkey pox, it's like, we talked about this obviously

00:17:16.240 a couple episodes ago, but Hey, Christians, you can't go to church anymore. 0.99

00:17:22.240 Kids.

00:17:22.680 You can't go to school.

00:17:23.740 You can't go to your job.

00:17:25.000 No paddle boarding alone.

00:17:26.140 No paddle boarding.

00:17:27.120 You can't go to the gym.

00:17:28.160 You can't work out.

00:17:28.900 You can't make money.

00:17:30.280 It's just, you know, to slow the spread, we got to do our part. 0.89

00:17:33.240 Gay guys. 1.00

00:17:34.160 You can't tell the gay guys to stop sucking and fucking and glucking. 1.00

00:17:37.860 You can't tell the gay guys to stop glucking. 1.00

00:17:39.460 Oil parties. 1.00

00:17:40.840 Pig style shit. 1.00

00:17:42.640 I don't even know what that means. 1.00

00:17:44.680 Real pig style shit. 1.00

00:17:46.160 You can't tell them anything. 1.00

00:17:48.500 There's no two weeks to slow the spread with them.

00:17:51.000 You're not going to, you know, you can't tell them anything. 0.92

00:17:53.140 Gay guys can do whatever they want. 0.94

00:17:54.580 Yep. 1.00

00:17:55.020 Protected class shit. 1.00

00:17:56.200 That's protected class shit. 1.00

00:17:57.480 And that's the end of our housekeeping. 0.99

00:17:58.900 That was a nice little, uh, what is it called?

00:18:01.740 Uh, animal thing, animal section, animal section.

00:18:05.400 Um, we do have the dash update too.

00:18:07.480 Yes.

00:18:07.880 Before while we're in housekeeping, that's a great call.

00:18:10.100 We have a dash Dubrovsky update.

00:18:12.860 This is our dash cam.

00:18:15.840 Nice.

00:18:16.520 Dash cam.

00:18:17.020 That's pretty good.

00:18:17.500 Yeah.

00:18:17.920 Um, one of our friends, Lance videos, who we like, he posted something on his, uh, Instagram,

00:18:25.400 basically just scrolling through dashes feed.

00:18:27.740 And this is what, yeah, this is what it looks like.

00:18:30.740 Big news.

00:18:31.540 Big news.

00:18:32.340 Oh boy.

00:18:33.000 This is crazy.

00:18:33.800 Big news.

00:18:34.620 Oh boy.

00:18:35.400 Big news.

00:18:36.260 So Donald Trump.

00:18:37.320 Big news.

00:18:38.100 So Donald.

00:18:38.900 Oh boy.

00:18:39.720 It is just the name of Paul boy.

00:18:41.440 Poor big news.

00:18:42.320 Big news.

00:18:43.160 It is just the big news.

00:18:44.880 Big news.

00:18:45.680 Oh man.

00:18:46.660 Republicans are.

00:18:47.500 Oh boy.

00:18:48.340 Oh, here's a video.

00:18:49.260 It is just the name of Donald Trump.

00:18:51.340 So Donald Trump, Donald Trump.

00:18:53.260 Big news.

00:18:54.260 This is it, guys.

00:18:55.320 Oh boy.

00:18:56.200 This is what Donald.

00:18:57.200 I gotta stop it.

00:18:58.220 Oh boy.

00:18:59.160 Big news.

00:18:59.800 Big news.

00:19:00.720 It is just the name of Paul boy.

00:19:02.700 Great news.

00:19:03.380 I think it just keeps going.

00:19:04.940 Dash, we love you.

00:19:06.180 You're our favorite.

00:19:07.060 Your haircut looks great.

00:19:08.540 Yeah.

00:19:09.000 Uh, we, yeah.

00:19:09.820 Keep it up, man.

00:19:10.600 We love that guy.

00:19:11.420 Uh, we've been hanging out in the comments a little more.

00:19:13.380 Yeah.

00:19:14.060 We're always hanging out in the comments.

00:19:15.100 Don't, don't attack Dash guys.

00:19:16.460 Do not attack Dash.

00:19:17.640 Honestly, help his engagement.

00:19:19.040 Go comment there as well.

00:19:20.460 Uh, we say stuff like, you know, uh, this is it Dash.

00:19:23.560 The final nail in Trump's coffin.

00:19:25.140 Sounds like you got him Dash.

00:19:26.540 Vote for the Democrats.

00:19:27.680 New haircut looks good.

00:19:28.860 I'm like very nice to Dash in the, in the comments.

00:19:31.260 Yeah.

00:19:31.440 Be nice to Dash.

00:19:32.340 Be nice to Dash.

00:19:32.980 He's our favorite.

00:19:33.660 We don't want to like mess up his flow.

00:19:35.580 So we stopped getting the pipeline of Dash content.

00:19:38.220 That's so true.

00:19:39.360 Yeah.

00:19:39.600 We need him to keep doing his thing.

00:19:42.280 Otherwise he'll stop.

00:19:43.660 Cause a normal person would stop.

00:19:45.200 Someone with any sort of sense would have called it quits by now.

00:19:48.440 Oh boy.

00:19:49.680 It's like, yeah, it's like Dash.

00:19:50.840 You were doing the, oh boy, we got them thing.

00:19:52.800 Like 10 times over the last, how many years?

00:19:55.280 And it's like, have you got anyone?

00:19:57.100 Yeah.

00:19:57.300 Have you got them?

00:19:58.320 Mm-hmm.

00:19:58.920 It'd be one thing if you were just like a jaded guy, like Donald Trump, how much evidence

00:20:04.000 do we need to get this guy in prison?

00:20:05.720 But like, you're, you're saying every single time he's going away.

00:20:09.140 This is it.

00:20:09.640 He's impeached.

00:20:10.500 Oh boy.

00:20:10.900 We got them.

00:20:11.740 Yeah.

00:20:12.220 All right.

00:20:12.900 That was good housekeeping.

00:20:14.420 It was a little bit quick cause we have so many things to get to in this week's Cringe

00:20:18.680 of the Week.

00:20:23.340 Yeah.

00:20:23.740 It's kind of becoming a trans, a pure trans section with like multiple angles here.

00:20:28.340 Um, we've always been the show that has been kind of obsessed with trans, ahead of it.

00:20:32.760 Yeah.

00:20:32.960 Or early to it.

00:20:34.200 And now it's kind of reaching a crescendo.

00:20:36.780 Yeah.

00:20:37.260 This is us in our prime.

00:20:39.300 This is as transient as it gets.

00:20:42.460 Yeah, I guess, I guess I'll allow it.

00:20:45.580 Dash cam was better, but dash cam was better.

00:20:48.280 This is as transy as it gets. 1.00

00:20:51.020 Our first clip from Cringe of the Week, the purr, purrs pronouns.

00:20:55.140 Yeah.

00:20:55.280 Let's talk about the pronouns purr, purrs, which are neopronouns that anyone of any gender

00:21:02.500 can use to affirm and express their identities.

00:21:05.340 Purr, purrs pronouns are based off the word person, and they're basically pronounced in

00:21:09.240 the same way.

00:21:10.160 Let's practice with an example.

00:21:11.880 If I were talking about someone who uses purr, purrs pronouns, I might say, as soon as 0.99

00:21:16.880 purr introduced purself, I knew we'd be friends.

00:21:19.780 Purr energy is radiant, and I cannot wait to see purr again.

00:21:23.120 How about the example sentence?

00:21:25.640 Yeah.

00:21:26.160 It's like purr was so fantastic and so beautiful and brave and better than anyone I've ever

00:21:30.780 met.

00:21:31.180 She's the purr-fect. 1.00

00:21:32.520 Yeah.

00:21:33.140 Purr stole $40 from my wallet and then took my mom's Vicodin from the-

00:21:37.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:38.440 That's so purr.

00:21:39.780 She stole Vicodin from my mom's purse. 0.99

00:21:42.180 Exactly.

00:21:42.680 The real sentence is like, that weird girl was purr-noying.

00:21:45.960 Yeah.

00:21:46.360 I hope I don't have to hang out with that person ever again.

00:21:50.060 She was weird.

00:21:51.540 That purr-sen hates me. 1.00

00:21:53.560 Yeah.

00:21:54.040 You know what's funny, too, is in these videos, like these pronoun videos, I told practice

00:21:58.700 before we filmed, like, dude, we can't keep doing pronoun videos.

00:22:01.260 Like, I'm running out of bits.

00:22:02.520 We've said it all.

00:22:04.180 But she goes at the beginning, like, oh, and purr in person, like, anyone can use these.

00:22:08.900 They're for any gender.

00:22:09.820 And I'm like, yeah, all of them are for anyone.

00:22:12.740 Don't you know?

00:22:13.220 Isn't that the whole point?

00:22:14.540 All of them are interchangeable and for anyone, if you're playing the fake game, right?

00:22:19.140 If you're playing the fake Harry Potter game and making everyone play with you.

00:22:22.640 Exactly.

00:22:23.260 Yeah.

00:22:23.820 100%.

00:22:24.220 Purr-self, you know, she was a domestic abuser for a while, but she's past that. 0.72

00:22:30.180 Yeah.

00:22:30.620 Purr.

00:22:31.440 She's- that weird girl's got some purr issues. 1.00

00:22:35.080 Not even knowing how to do it.

00:22:37.060 Just adding purr in the sentence later.

00:22:39.740 Yeah.

00:22:40.140 I personally don't like hanging out with her.

00:22:43.220 All right.

00:22:44.780 So this next clip is a trans people are offended at the language used around abortions.

00:22:50.680 Yeah.

00:22:50.940 This is a news piece.

00:22:52.620 Abortion access is uniquely impacting the transgender and the non-binary community.

00:22:57.200 One trans man is now sharing his experience with having an abortion and why he fears other trans people may not have the same opportunity.

00:23:05.540 NBC News correspondent Zinkley S.M. has this story.

00:23:07.740 So we've all been talking about what the Dobbs decision means for women, but it also matters for non-binary and trans birthing people.

00:23:15.900 So I went to Atlanta, Georgia to hear from one trans man about his experience with abortion.

00:23:22.520 When I think about my abortion, it saved my life.

00:23:26.400 Kazembe Jackson is a trans man.

00:23:29.140 That's where it ends.

00:23:30.400 Yeah.

00:23:31.280 So it's not even like the trans people can't get the abortion. 0.76

00:23:36.540 They got the abortion in Georgia and they're just mad about what the language around it.

00:23:41.960 Yeah.

00:23:42.180 That's what it sounds like to me.

00:23:43.380 It's like I got the services I needed.

00:23:47.060 Once the doctor looked under the hood, he goes, oh, I've seen this before on a woman. 1.00

00:23:51.240 Oh, I've seen the same thing a million times.

00:23:53.480 They didn't like the rhetoric.

00:23:55.340 But they didn't like the rhetoric.

00:23:56.660 Yeah.

00:23:56.820 The wording was a little too harsh for them.

00:23:58.900 So they killed the baby still.

00:24:00.640 They didn't like the rhetoric.

00:24:02.180 And it makes me wonder, this is what happens when you're too far removed from how you get food.

00:24:09.720 Yeah.

00:24:10.280 A hundred percent.

00:24:11.460 When you get food super easily for a while, then things like this become your biggest problems.

00:24:17.860 All it takes is like a little bit of the world to go upside down to kind of realize what the issues are.

00:24:23.360 Yeah.

00:24:23.660 I have a couple of points here.

00:24:25.140 One, it's like, I went down to Atlanta.

00:24:27.640 We have three talking heads on the news talking about this.

00:24:29.980 And they bring in the third.

00:24:31.460 She's like, I went down to Atlanta to talk about this major problem.

00:24:34.220 Using their resources to send them to Atlanta for this.

00:24:37.060 So they went to Atlanta, her, the talent, the lighting, the sound guy, the, you know, four people in a van basically made their way up. 0.98

00:24:45.960 And the opportunity cost of covering this stupid trans man's pregnancy feelings was like, there's got to be some sort of like predatory landlord who's like, you know, he hasn't cleaned the bedbugs in months. 0.98

00:25:00.760 Buckhead's not safe anymore. 1.00

00:25:02.200 You can't even go shopping.

00:25:03.120 You're getting robbed in broad daylight.

00:25:04.680 There's a serial killer in Atlanta.

00:25:06.620 And it's like, let's go talk to the trans man and use all our news resources.

00:25:09.900 Who didn't like how his abortion went because of the words used.

00:25:12.480 Yeah.

00:25:12.940 So.

00:25:13.520 And it's interesting.

00:25:13.880 They're just using this.

00:25:14.820 Obviously, they're using the situation to paint like the most oppressed person ever.

00:25:18.220 And then being like, one side hates this person.

00:25:21.020 The other side wants to help.

00:25:22.360 Like, are you a good person who wants to help?

00:25:24.240 And they're just like painting like the ultimate victim.

00:25:26.460 But there's so many bigger fish to fry.

00:25:28.880 Yeah.

00:25:29.080 There's literally like roads.

00:25:30.980 There's a bridge out there that's unstable right now.

00:25:33.260 I guarantee it.

00:25:34.660 Yeah.

00:25:35.160 Send the news investigative crew to go figure out the words used around the murdering of a baby.

00:25:40.100 Yeah.

00:25:40.900 And then another thing I want to say, like this trans, this lady who's being a man, looks a lot better than a man trying to be a woman. 0.95

00:25:50.560 Lady being a man looks a lot better. 1.00

00:25:53.060 Yeah.

00:25:53.480 Yeah.

00:25:53.660 Like the female to males. 0.98

00:25:55.460 It's just like, that's a little fat guy. 0.96

00:25:57.100 He's a little weird guy with a scraggly beard. 0.94

00:25:58.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:00.160 Kind of like a puffy body.

00:26:01.660 And you're just like, oh, whatever.

00:26:02.880 Whatever.

00:26:03.200 He's five six.

00:26:03.940 I don't know.

00:26:04.340 Don't worry.

00:26:04.900 He's a little thick.

00:26:06.340 So I guess kudos on that.

00:26:07.740 Yeah.

00:26:08.140 The other way, it's a little bit different.

00:26:10.340 It's like, geez, her shoulders are broad.

00:26:12.580 Yeah.

00:26:12.980 A little more obvious.

00:26:13.960 I might be getting into some danger zone here.

00:26:15.740 Well, that's why we're going to make that the line.

00:26:18.620 Moving on to our next clip, the Boston Trans Hospital.

00:26:22.880 Yeah.

00:26:23.320 There was a lot of stuff coming out of Boston and the Pittsburgh Children's Hospital recently.

00:26:27.680 Yeah.

00:26:27.860 Let's cover both of those.

00:26:29.220 I will often know that they are transgender from the moment that they have any ability to express themselves.

00:26:34.460 And parents will often tell us this.

00:26:36.560 I don't think that's true.

00:26:37.300 Parents who tell us that their kids, they knew from the minute they were born practically.

00:26:41.580 And actions like refusing to get a haircut or trying to stand to urinate.

00:26:48.300 Refusing to get a haircut for a child.

00:26:50.980 And then in this section, they're talking about two to three-year-olds.

00:26:53.500 Yeah.

00:26:53.960 So it's like refusing to get, you think a two to three-year-old is refusing to get a haircut so they can be femme passing?

00:27:00.760 Do you think they even know what hair means and like what boys do and what girls do? 0.97

00:27:05.360 It's like refusing to get a haircut is probably because you're going to a new place.

00:27:08.460 There's a stranger that you're going to be sitting next to in a chair who has like scissors.

00:27:12.860 Clippers are scary.

00:27:13.980 And it's like you're in a place with all these people you don't know.

00:27:16.200 And it's like that's why the kid doesn't want to get a haircut.

00:27:18.800 Yeah.

00:27:19.300 The kid is just like kids are naturally scared of new things.

00:27:22.220 It's not because it's like, oh, if I get a haircut, I'll look like a boy.

00:27:25.560 And I want to be, you're two years old.

00:27:28.200 It makes no sense.

00:27:29.100 Let's play the clip for the rest of it, please.

00:27:33.120 To urinate, trying to stand to urinate, refusing to stand to urinate, trying on siblings' clothing, playing with the quote opposite gender toys, things like that.

00:27:44.400 Yeah.

00:27:45.440 So those are all the, that's the evidence.

00:27:47.660 That's like the lowest bar I've ever heard of in my entire life.

00:27:52.380 Haircuts, toys, clothes, standing while you pee.

00:27:56.540 And it's basically like if your kid is resistant to any of these things, if your kid tries on their siblings' clothes, they're trans and you're hateful. 0.94

00:28:03.960 One lady I know replied to this with a tweet and was like, my son at four years old wants to be Buzz Lightyear.

00:28:10.060 Yeah.

00:28:11.360 Strap a helmet on him.

00:28:12.820 Let's go.

00:28:13.540 They're working on that. 0.87

00:28:14.460 Buzz Lightyear is going to be, is gay now, right? 1.00

00:28:16.140 Or he kisses somebody. 0.99

00:28:17.200 No, somebody else is gay in Buzz Lightyear. 0.90

00:28:18.660 But they're working on it.

00:28:19.780 They're working on Buzz Lightyear.

00:28:20.940 So no matter what you want to be.

00:28:22.660 He'll break soon.

00:28:23.440 He'll break.

00:28:24.640 Yeah.

00:28:25.000 I saw a joke that was like, yeah, telling my son's first grade teacher he's a girl.

00:28:29.960 So the first grade teacher flips him back.

00:28:33.240 So now we're doing like guerrilla warfare subversion against the teachers.

00:28:36.760 The only way to raise a son these days.

00:28:39.280 Here's another clip from the Boston Children's Hospital.

00:28:42.920 So most of the patients that we have in the GEMS clinic actually know their gender, usually around the age of puberty.

00:28:48.180 But a good portion of children do know as early as seemingly from the womb.

00:28:52.460 And they will usually express their gender identity as very young children.

00:28:56.080 Some, as soon as they can talk, they might say phrases such as, I'm a girl or I'm a boy or I'm going to be a woman or I'm going to be a mom.

00:29:03.460 Kids know very, very early.

00:29:05.160 The biggest piece of advice I give parents who are coming through the gender clinic at Boston Children's Hospital is to just be supportive.

00:29:12.680 Sometimes you might not understand.

00:29:14.300 Sometimes you feel like you don't know the terms or you don't get exactly what the child means when they say that they might be this gender.

00:29:20.500 But the biggest thing you can do is just love your child and support them and just allow them to express themselves.

00:29:26.280 Yeah, support the child.

00:29:27.060 Listen to the child.

00:29:27.780 That's the biggest protector as well.

00:29:28.420 Do what the doctors told you to do after talking to the kid in the back room.

00:29:33.980 You have to listen to the three-year-old and the mentally ill person running a satanic principality out of this hospital.

00:29:39.480 Yeah.

00:29:39.680 Dude, no, and that's the thing.

00:29:41.640 It's like when the standards and the bar for like I am transgender is you convincing a talker, like all it is is talking.

00:29:50.680 It's not like, dude, the cyst, I'm telling you it's cancerous.

00:29:53.420 It's like, no, I'm talking to Michael or, you know, I'm talking to some woman more likely.

00:29:58.780 Yeah.

00:29:59.080 This lady guides you in and says, oh, we just got to have a 30-minute consultation with a psychologist.

00:30:04.600 You go in the back room, come out, and it's like, yeah, it's true.

00:30:10.760 We need you to support your child.

00:30:12.400 Yeah, you have to support.

00:30:13.400 No questions.

00:30:13.940 You might not understand some of the words.

00:30:15.700 Let us take it.

00:30:16.560 Let us take the kid. 0.99

00:30:17.900 Let us, exactly.

00:30:19.500 And they will eventually get to the point where if you don't let your kid be transgender after they go to a clinic like this, then like CPS will come and probably take your kid. 0.87

00:30:27.520 Absolutely.

00:30:28.280 It's gender-affirming care. 0.74

00:30:29.780 And that's what they're trying to do with, I guess, Biden's new Title IX.

00:30:33.080 It's like try to get gender affirmation in the same category as like the men versus women, which is what Title IX was originally for.

00:30:41.580 Makes sense.

00:30:41.940 So that's going to be a fight.

00:30:43.380 Makes sense.

00:30:44.160 I said these hospitals are all pumping this out.

00:30:46.600 They love it because they get fat money.

00:30:50.340 Like none of this stuff is cheap.

00:30:52.220 Like, oh, you're going to need to be on testosterone for the next 18 months or 18 years rather.

00:30:57.680 Yeah.

00:30:58.000 Let's go.

00:30:58.760 That's a recurring subscription model. 0.72

00:31:00.780 And then when they fuck you up and you're regretting it and you're off testosterone and stuff, then you're going to have to do some reversals soon. 0.94

00:31:10.200 So they get you twice. 0.99

00:31:11.160 Double surgeries.

00:31:12.320 Exactly.

00:31:13.240 Wow.

00:31:13.600 That makes total sense.

00:31:14.720 And watch.

00:31:15.440 This is from Pittsburgh Children's Hospital.

00:31:17.220 So I guess there's a PR blitz happening right now for trans kids and gender affirmation because it's a moneymaker for sure. 0.71

00:31:23.200 All the doctors, the science trusters.

00:31:25.460 And it's all women too, small observation, but I wanted to talk to you guys today a little bit about puberty blockers.

00:31:34.040 Puberty blockers are basically a medication that says, hey, let's just put a pause on puberty.

00:31:39.240 And that can be really beneficial for younger kids who have already started the puberty process who either might go through a lot of psychological distress as they go through puberty if they're struggling with gender dysphoria or for somebody who's saying, hey, I'm not really sure if I feel comfortable in my body or what gender I truly identify with.

00:32:00.920 Don't a ton of kids not feel comfortable in their body?

00:32:04.880 Isn't puberty a tough time for a lot of teenagers?

00:32:08.540 Yeah.

00:32:08.700 Your hormones are like the first time you've had them and they're going nuts.

00:32:12.400 Yeah.

00:32:12.720 And it's like, we're just going to put a pause on that because anything that can cause someone stress is wrong and bad.

00:32:18.500 It's something you can like work through.

00:32:20.220 Yeah.

00:32:20.460 And it's so flippant too.

00:32:21.660 It's like, oh, it's just a switch.

00:32:22.880 It's on and off.

00:32:24.140 Nothing bad is going to happen long term.

00:32:26.040 You're going to be five foot three and, you know, no Adam's apple, but you're going to be happy as a 15 year old.

00:32:32.880 Yeah.

00:32:33.300 From 13 to 16.

00:32:35.780 Yeah.

00:32:36.380 You think they had less stress?

00:32:37.880 They're already so problem like filled already.

00:32:40.140 It's like the most complex machine in the world.

00:32:43.060 The human body.

00:32:43.960 It's just like, let's just flip a switch.

00:32:47.760 Can you play that trans post-op clip?

00:32:50.340 Yeah.

00:32:50.700 So this is the other side of it.

00:32:52.480 This is someone who's done all the – who was affirmed by all of these women, you know?

00:32:57.320 Yeah.

00:32:57.860 And here's the result.

00:33:00.160 I started bioplasia back in March 2020.

00:33:04.260 And we were in March 2022.

00:33:07.160 And we're not even halfway through the process.

00:33:10.500 To put it lightly, the past year has been them trying to fix their F up.

00:33:16.660 I have a fistula, which is an abnormal connection between my urethra and my rectum.

00:33:21.680 Meaning the P tube is pretty much going through my rectum, which is causing ongoing UTIs, urinary tract infections.

00:33:32.580 And so – 1.00

00:33:33.280 He's pissing out of his ass. 1.00

00:33:34.460 My head surgery back in July – 1.00

00:33:35.920 Urinary.

00:33:36.640 Yeah, keep going.

00:33:37.320 It's when they tried to first fix the fistula from going from above.

00:33:40.360 And so that gave me an ostomy bag at age 27.

00:33:44.460 At age 27, I am pooping in a bag.

00:33:48.920 Right.

00:33:49.660 That's enough.

00:33:51.280 You know what?

00:33:52.460 If you want to be a guy, certain things come with that.

00:33:56.700 That's part of the process. 0.99

00:33:59.100 Being a guy, a rite of passage, we all have shitting problems. 1.00

00:34:03.320 Pissing out of your ass. 1.00

00:34:04.260 Pissing out of your ass. 1.00

00:34:05.540 We all shit. 1.00

00:34:06.800 There's a daily shit problem that guys deal with. 1.00

00:34:10.480 And that's just what being a guy is. 0.99

00:34:11.940 I was going to say for this clip when I first saw it, I was going to be – I was thinking like, just admit you're in the CIA.

00:34:18.220 Yeah.

00:34:19.200 This guy is a CIA asset.

00:34:21.000 Just admit you're in the CIA. 0.96

00:34:22.660 You're a little transgender or whatever, whatever. 1.00

00:34:25.420 But if you're a cop, you have to tell us. 0.92

00:34:27.740 Yeah.

00:34:28.280 Everybody knows that's the rule.

00:34:29.560 Everyone knows.

00:34:31.100 Poor person, I guess.

00:34:33.560 Yeah.

00:34:33.780 You know, clearly committed to it, and it's caused you nothing but trouble in two years of recurringly going back in for surgery, which is what we said.

00:34:41.140 Cha-ching for the operating doctor there.

00:34:43.660 That's right.

00:34:44.320 You know, he doesn't get paid if the surgery is successful.

00:34:46.400 He gets paid per surgery, guys.

00:34:48.120 Oh, he's racking them up.

00:34:50.340 Next clip, the they-them teacher. 0.92

00:34:53.700 There's two more teacher clips and then a final clip.

00:34:56.240 This is a big cringe.

00:34:57.820 Which one is the they-them? 1.00

00:34:58.940 Oh, yeah.

00:35:00.640 So story time.

00:35:01.800 You know, I've only been using they-them pronouns for about a year now, and sometimes I have those days where I get, you know, constantly she heard, and it's really hard to correct, and sometimes I don't because I just don't have the energy to.

00:35:17.420 But, you know, recently I work in education, and I've been running into...

00:35:22.680 That's enough.

00:35:23.780 Cut her off before she even gets to the point.

00:35:25.500 Because we have to learn.

00:35:26.460 Yeah, you have to correct, and we have to learn. 0.94

00:35:28.080 What happened to the days when a girl like this would just be a field hockey lesbian? 1.00

00:35:33.820 Go coach at Exeter. 0.99

00:35:35.620 Go coach field hockey and be a field hockey lesbian. 1.00

00:35:38.700 I thought this was like, why are we taking it to another level? 0.89

00:35:42.580 I know.

00:35:43.320 They need something new.

00:35:44.680 That got boring quick, I think.

00:35:46.160 I think it got boring.

00:35:47.040 The 90s and the 2000s, the field hockey lesbians did great. 0.98

00:35:50.420 Yeah.

00:35:50.900 There was nothing to impose on the field hockey lesbians, right? 1.00

00:35:53.620 Like, they were like, whatever.

00:35:55.540 Just call me Michelle.

00:35:56.780 I dress like a guy, you know?

00:35:58.540 This, they want to do something.

00:35:59.760 They want an outward aggression.

00:36:01.440 They're on offense now.

00:36:02.680 So they established the foundation with the field hockey lesbian types, and now they're sending people to penetrate culture. 1.00

00:36:11.240 Yeah.

00:36:11.860 Exactly.

00:36:14.120 Last teacher clip, Australian teacher.

00:36:17.920 This kind of wraps it all up.

00:36:19.460 In my last video, I told you how adults are my problem, and I have to get them to take me seriously, which means I have to consistently remind people to take me seriously.

00:36:30.540 I have to set up boundaries.

00:36:31.880 That's sad.

00:36:32.580 It's horrible.

00:36:33.620 If people do not use the correct pronouns, the correct language, the correct title, the correct name, then sometimes I am forced to remind them to.

00:36:44.900 And if they continue to refuse, and I don't mean by accident, I mean to actively refuse, then I get to a point where I maybe have to cut them out of my life.

00:36:57.620 Kids, their brains are more elastic than that.

00:37:00.220 They get it.

00:37:00.780 They don't care.

00:37:02.180 They're just here for a good time. 0.61

00:37:04.400 And the queer ones, they see me. 1.00

00:37:05.420 What the fuck does that mean? 0.99

00:37:05.940 And they saw me before I was ready to be seen. 0.98

00:37:10.560 So I do them a service now, and they call me Mix.

00:37:14.980 They call me Mix.

00:37:16.420 I'm doing them a service.

00:37:17.940 It's like I have to remind people to take me seriously.

00:37:21.840 I would pay a lot of the money I have to just watch this person interact with my dad.

00:37:27.060 Yeah.

00:37:27.420 And just be like explain to him why you need to take her seriously.

00:37:30.980 Yeah.

00:37:31.300 He'd be like, what are you talking about?

00:37:32.620 Like I just – I ordered at the restaurant.

00:37:34.900 I just want the food.

00:37:36.080 Like I don't know what you're saying.

00:37:37.360 Wait, you invented a new name for your prefix?

00:37:40.980 That sounds extremely unserious to me.

00:37:43.100 You made it up in the last five years?

00:37:44.760 This wasn't around.

00:37:45.780 Mix, and you have to constantly remind people to take you seriously.

00:37:49.120 And then the only people that take you seriously are the kids because their brains are elastic.

00:37:52.680 Don't you hear what you're saying?

00:37:54.240 You're saying the kids' brains are soft clay, and you're able to really move it how you want.

00:37:59.100 But the adults, they're firm with their brain.

00:38:01.240 And they've already developed it.

00:38:03.080 But the kids, they don't care.

00:38:04.280 They just want to have a good time.

00:38:05.300 Yeah.

00:38:05.400 They're children, and you're going out of your way to explain to them some made-up thing so you can get back at their parents.

00:38:12.320 And basically, I think –

00:38:13.180 When kids will play along?

00:38:14.020 Yeah.

00:38:14.400 No.

00:38:14.840 Okay.

00:38:15.440 Like they have no idea.

00:38:16.820 But basically, with all these situations with these trans people, it's like there was trauma at some point in either their lives or their parents' lives. 0.97

00:38:23.860 And then instead of stopping the trauma in its tracks and then not like passing it on and letting it become like a generational curse, you're leaving it and like spreading it to others.

00:38:34.800 So it's like this person is like spreading it to the children.

00:38:37.340 And it's just like just deal with your own issues.

00:38:39.840 Deal with your own trauma.

00:38:40.980 You don't have to make the whole world revolve around you and however you want to be perceived.

00:38:47.240 You have some issues in your brain, it sounds like.

00:38:49.080 I feel bad for you.

00:38:50.640 Yeah.

00:38:50.760 God bless you.

00:38:52.040 But you can't – you spreading it around to everyone else isn't going to solve it. 0.97

00:38:56.080 It's going to actually make more people's lives fucked up. 0.96

00:38:58.320 Yeah. 0.98

00:38:58.520 It's a demon multiplier when you –

00:39:00.960 Very much a demon multiplier.

00:39:03.840 So speaking of kids' soft brains, should we go to the – another kid's elastic brain who's being coached a little bit?

00:39:10.940 Oh, yeah.

00:39:11.680 Let's take a look at this one.

00:39:13.500 Kieran Clausen collects crystals.

00:39:15.760 She dabbles in face paint and she loves sports.

00:39:19.120 What do you play?

00:39:19.940 I did play volleyball, soccer, and I want to play basketball.

00:39:25.820 To Kieran, who's transgender, it's not about racking up victories.

00:39:30.160 I don't want to win any trophies for it, though.

00:39:33.020 I feel like that's the most unfair way to compete because it's not about winning.

00:39:38.560 What's it about?

00:39:39.440 Having fun with your friends for it, though.

00:39:42.640 I feel like that's the most unfair way to compete because it's not about winning.

00:39:44.420 Look at this mom. 1.00

00:39:45.540 Caught you.

00:39:46.860 Caught you.

00:39:48.220 Kieran seems undeterred.

00:39:49.500 They practice that question at home.

00:39:50.720 Are you kidding me?

00:39:51.700 We caught her and there's the one who has the trauma.

00:39:53.920 And instead of dealing with herself, she spreads it to the kid.

00:39:57.840 She made her little boy a prop.

00:39:59.200 Yep.

00:39:59.740 Little boy a prop.

00:40:00.620 And where's the dad?

00:40:01.420 I don't know.

00:40:02.480 They just showed a picture of him, I think, riding a bike or something.

00:40:04.560 Doesn't matter.

00:40:05.060 We got on the news.

00:40:06.100 Yeah.

00:40:06.380 We got on the news.

00:40:07.180 Look at that.

00:40:07.680 That's positive.

00:40:08.680 This is your time to shine.

00:40:10.060 Yeah.

00:40:10.600 So super bad.

00:40:11.720 We caught her there mouthing the lines.

00:40:14.560 So for the next clip, this is going to be kind of an example of what the teachers who

00:40:19.340 are enabling this type of behavior, what they're up to to get their agenda across.

00:40:24.540 Yeah.

00:40:24.760 This is a random Twitter thread and it says some, you know, some teacher, I think we're

00:40:30.000 going to have to blur this out because they're not, you know, blue check marks, but it says

00:40:32.760 teacher Twitter.

00:40:33.820 I have to inventory my books in my classroom to give out on a list of parents.

00:40:37.560 Please help me come up with funny with fake funny titles slash author names.

00:40:41.500 I'm begging and then someone replies and says, is this just for books in your personal

00:40:45.640 classroom library?

00:40:47.040 And why do you have to do this?

00:40:48.160 Is this normal procedure?

00:40:49.720 And then the original poster replies, every teacher with a classroom library has to do

00:40:54.260 this as well as our librarian, because we have groups of parents demanding to know this

00:40:58.320 has never been a procedure in our school district or state.

00:41:01.440 Demanding to know as if it's like they're the ones in the wrong.

00:41:04.320 And now you're taking all the trans books that confuse the kids and you're relabeling them

00:41:08.000 something generic and boring to the parents.

00:41:10.920 You're doing fake names to trick the parents because you're so dedicated to this agenda

00:41:16.020 that you're willing to literally get fired over it.

00:41:18.380 Yeah.

00:41:18.620 This agenda that like so many people backtrack on later and regret.

00:41:22.780 Yeah.

00:41:23.080 And say, this was a mistake.

00:41:24.300 Why did no one help me?

00:41:25.160 I was a child.

00:41:25.940 Why didn't anyone stop this?

00:41:27.520 This is why these situations are able to go all the way to fruition.

00:41:31.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:32.560 And so we've seen, obviously, this is crazy.

00:41:36.520 This is what's happening in America, a little bit of Australia with that non-binary. 1.00

00:41:39.860 Uh, the Boston Children's Hospital, the Pittsburgh Children's Hospital.

00:41:43.520 So there is a glimmer of hope.

00:41:45.720 Um, there, there's a transgender clinic in the UK that just recently got closed.

00:41:50.220 It says the UK turns us back on transgender ideology.

00:41:53.900 Um, and basically what happened was there was this, uh, transgender, uh, state-run transgender

00:42:00.820 youth clinic because they have national health care.

00:42:02.780 So it's all the NHS, the national, uh, health, whatever.

00:42:06.500 Um, NHS England announced it was closing the Tavistock gender identity clinic last month

00:42:11.360 after independent reports concluded that it was not safe, not a safe or viable long-term

00:42:16.260 option for gender confused young people.

00:42:18.500 The report conducted by former president of the Royal College of Pediatrics and Child's

00:42:22.240 Health found that parents were at considerable risk from clinicians' unquestioning affirmative

00:42:28.560 approach, meaning just saying yes, yes to the kids, yes to the kids.

00:42:32.660 Uh, soon after London-based legal firm announced a class action lawsuit on behalf of 1,000 families

00:42:37.860 whose children and young adolescents were rushed into treatment.

00:42:40.780 And as a result, suffered life-changing, life-changing, and in some cases, irreversible effects.

00:42:47.440 So they're suing.

00:42:48.200 Thousands of parents are suing.

00:42:49.740 Exactly.

00:42:50.320 Well, you should, the parents should sue themselves.

00:42:52.520 The parents should have, uh, wake up.

00:42:55.460 There's not much time left.

00:42:56.720 You need to wake up.

00:42:57.520 You're not a girl. 1.00

00:42:58.260 Wake up.

00:42:58.820 And so they made you.

00:43:00.080 And so they made the mistake.

00:43:01.360 Um, and one of the interesting things from this article was it said that refer, you know,

00:43:06.840 how all medical or a lot of medical, uh, you know, appointments or whatever are based on

00:43:11.880 referrals.

00:43:12.760 Like, uh, you, you get referred to it.

00:43:14.900 They said the Tavistock Transgender Center went from like 250 referrals a year to 5,000

00:43:21.860 referrals a year.

00:43:23.160 And so I think somebody kind of went, well, someone who is still a little bit based went,

00:43:28.120 this needs to stop.

00:43:29.540 This ain't right.

00:43:30.480 This ain't right.

00:43:31.160 They closed it down.

00:43:32.020 Um, and I think now they're not funding it anymore.

00:43:34.200 Um, so at least, I mean, usually it's the opposite and America kind of figures it out,

00:43:38.780 but Britain is kind of leading the way on this one while our children's hospitals are

00:43:42.500 saying, yeah, due to nonsense, we got Joe Byron, we got Joe Byron.

00:43:46.500 So these, uh, women doctors are emboldened. 1.00

00:43:48.960 Yeah.

00:43:49.260 Dr.

00:43:49.800 Jill.

00:43:50.680 Um, well let's wrap it up with our final clip.

00:43:53.740 Why do we, why are we so obsessed with these trans people? 1.00

00:43:57.040 We just did like a 25 minute section on trans people and how bad it is and how crazy. 1.00

00:44:01.920 Why are we so obsessed?

00:44:03.660 Is it because they're cute?

00:44:05.360 Probably.

00:44:06.060 A little bit.

00:44:06.620 So many people have asked me like, why do you think the world is so triggered by trans

00:44:10.600 people or non-binary people?

00:44:12.140 Yeah.

00:44:12.300 I think when you are so shamelessly you and so brave and you, you're unapologetic for

00:44:17.880 exactly who you are, people kind of can't handle that because it triggers something inside

00:44:21.840 them where they're like, I can barely just be myself as like a cis person.

00:44:25.560 How are you able to be so comfortable that you're telling the world like you literally

00:44:29.600 changed your body, your everything?

00:44:31.840 That's what it is.

00:44:33.340 We're jealous.

00:44:34.260 We're jealous.

00:44:35.120 These people are so, what was the quote?

00:44:38.840 So unapologetically themselves.

00:44:40.840 These people were so unapologetically themselves that we're jealous because we want to be trans

00:44:46.060 too.

00:44:46.680 And what does being yourself mean?

00:44:48.160 It means getting surgery and making yourself the opposite of what you are and we can't handle 0.99

00:44:53.220 that.

00:44:53.660 It's simple guys.

00:44:55.320 What don't you get?

00:44:56.320 Wake up.

00:44:57.020 Wake up.

00:44:58.480 We're jealous.

00:44:59.920 And the people we're jealous of are the people who are exactly themselves.

00:45:03.340 And what exactly yourself?

00:45:04.620 The opposite.

00:45:05.620 You get surgery to become a girl if you're a boy. 0.91

00:45:07.960 Has nothing to do with the contagious nature of this gender identity stuff. 1.00

00:45:11.940 Has nothing to do with the pissing out of your ass. 1.00

00:45:15.420 Or has nothing to do with irreversible damage done to kids. 1.00

00:45:18.860 Nah.

00:45:19.260 Or the mental illness that is this.

00:45:21.820 It's not that we're just jealous because we want to be trans too, but we're scared to

00:45:26.840 show it.

00:45:27.640 Pure jealousy.

00:45:28.480 Well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week.

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00:46:08.980 Moving on, we are into our Urban Decay section.

00:46:12.600 Our first clip from Urban Decay.

00:46:14.660 Well, the overall theme of this week's Urban Decay is where are the kids safe?

00:46:19.480 From that Cringe of the Week, we just kind of proved that kids aren't really safe in schools

00:46:23.640 or even at the hospital.

00:46:25.220 Yeah.

00:46:25.640 So there's two places your kids aren't safe.

00:46:28.020 Definitely not in the back room of a hospital with a psychologist talking about gender.

00:46:31.700 Yeah, in Boston or the Northeast, you're kind of in trouble.

00:46:34.980 Or even Georgia, apparently now.

00:46:37.580 So let's see if kids are safe in extracurricular activities like football.

00:46:41.420 Football should be a good place where people are safe.

00:46:43.100 Let's see what's going on in our Urban Decay first clip.

00:46:50.720 These football coaches are fighting.

00:46:55.480 Old head ref tries to break it up.

00:47:00.380 And then the guns come out.

00:47:05.140 This is in front of the whole football team.

00:47:09.180 Fight breaks out. 1.00

00:47:10.280 And he needed to kill that guy. 0.99

00:47:19.440 Five shots fired at the youth football game. 1.00

00:47:22.160 We need to kill that guy. 1.00

00:47:23.540 We got into a fight. 1.00

00:47:24.360 We disagreed on something.

00:47:25.540 I had to pull out my gun, which I had to practice. 1.00

00:47:27.880 And I had to shoot that guy and kill him in front of all the kids. 1.00

00:47:30.820 I get it. 1.00

00:47:33.880 That's reasonable.

00:47:34.900 That's what kids sports are all about.

00:47:36.760 You know what men are like. 0.97

00:47:37.300 Killing your rival's coach. 0.83

00:47:38.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:40.140 We've seen it.

00:47:40.820 Tale as old as time, right?

00:47:41.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:43.000 And so this was actually the brother of NFL star Aqib Talib, who is a defensive back.

00:47:48.200 I think he's a corner.

00:47:49.560 Longtime Denver Bronco.

00:47:51.200 Turned himself in after a two-day manhunt following the suspected shooting death of a rival youth football coach.

00:47:56.300 So just went on the lam, said, you know, whatever this argument is, it's worth my entire freedom.

00:48:02.540 My entire life.

00:48:03.320 Your whole life, you've done so many things.

00:48:05.000 You were born.

00:48:05.620 You went to school.

00:48:06.620 I'm assuming he played football for a long time.

00:48:09.000 You did all of these things to get you to wherever you're at, good or bad.

00:48:12.940 And now that is all thrown away.

00:48:14.600 You're going to jail for a long time because you snapped.

00:48:17.720 And what did that do to the psyche of the kids who were at the game and who witnessed a murder?

00:48:22.820 We'll find out.

00:48:23.820 Yeah, we'll find out.

00:48:24.960 I'm sure.

00:48:25.720 I'm sure we will find out.

00:48:27.240 A lot of lessons learned on the field these days.

00:48:29.880 Yep.

00:48:30.260 Our next clip, the Child Protective Service worker.

00:48:33.280 I'll just leave it at that because you guys will see what it is.

00:48:36.020 An employee with Child Protective Services is caught on camera telling a 14-year-old girl in foster care to become a prostitute.

00:48:43.960 That's right, and this girl is one of hundreds of kids in CPS custody living in hotels all over the state.

00:48:49.520 Yeah, Jonathan.

00:48:50.260 Now, earlier this year, a federal judge scorned Child Protective Services for making kids available for prostitution in the CPS system.

00:48:59.900 Now we have a case where an employee with that state agency is actually encouraging prostitution of a 14-year-old child.

00:49:09.920 You're going to be a real help.

00:49:11.540 Wouldn't they remove a child? 0.99

00:49:13.140 You're going to be a hoe. 1.00

00:49:14.000 Be a real hoe. 1.00

00:49:14.940 Yeah.

00:49:15.540 And this was after it had happened already several times to the point where the 14-year-old girl needed to film it.

00:49:22.680 Yeah.

00:49:23.020 So that's the clip we got.

00:49:24.080 You're going to be a hoe. 1.00

00:49:24.740 Be a real hoe. 1.00

00:49:25.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:26.260 Sounds like a sex trafficking ring. 0.70

00:49:29.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:29.500 Sounds like an underage orphan sex trafficking ring in Houston. 0.99

00:49:33.780 That's what that sounds like to me.

00:49:35.080 And you'd think Child Protective Services is a place where children can be taken away from problematic parents and hopefully put into a better situation.

00:49:44.420 Well, you get taken away from problematic parents and then ushered into prostitution. 0.96

00:49:48.800 By some fat woman who, like, barely has a college degree or something. 1.00

00:49:53.180 Yeah. 0.80

00:49:53.460 And who also has nine children herself.

00:49:56.520 Well, the mom.

00:49:57.440 The lady who said that, yeah.

00:49:58.860 Oh, really?

00:49:59.060 Has nine children herself.

00:50:00.260 And they're all – this is just basically – the way I see it, from a spiritual perspective, this is just, like, openly sacrificing the children.

00:50:08.400 Like, you're sacrificing the kids to – not God, obviously, to some sort of satanic entity, the devil, whatever you want to call it.

00:50:15.920 Yeah.

00:50:16.220 That's kind of how it looks to me.

00:50:17.800 Yeah.

00:50:18.200 It's – I mean, it's just incredibly sad.

00:50:21.400 Like, what are we doing here in society?

00:50:23.640 That's why it's in Urban Decay.

00:50:25.520 Our next clip, Minneapolis no-go zones.

00:50:29.360 Yeah.

00:50:29.540 So, Minneapolis after – what was it, 2020?

00:50:33.340 2020, they had the brunt of the riots, obviously.

00:50:36.360 The targets had to be looted after the George Floyd incident.

00:50:40.740 Fires everywhere.

00:50:41.980 Everywhere.

00:50:42.200 Stuff like that.

00:50:42.880 And then COVID happened.

00:50:44.260 It's been two years.

00:50:45.240 A little double whammy.

00:50:45.960 Actually, COVID happened.

00:50:46.880 Then the riots happened because, as we all know, the riots were okay during COVID.

00:50:50.480 Everyone else had to be social distanced.

00:50:51.900 Same rules as the monkey pox guys. 1.00

00:50:53.960 Yes.

00:50:54.240 You can't tell the rioters not to riot.

00:50:56.080 Yes.

00:50:56.560 You can tell the Christians not to go to church. 1.00

00:50:58.180 You can't tell the rioters not to riot. 0.99

00:50:59.940 You can't tell the gays to stop clucking. 1.00

00:51:02.220 So, this is Scott Jensen. 0.98

00:51:03.600 He's a governor candidate in Minnesota.

00:51:05.860 Hi, I'm Dr. Scott Jensen, and I'm wanted to be the next governor in Minnesota.

00:51:11.480 I'm in downtown Virginia, talking to real people.

00:51:14.980 There's real questions.

00:51:16.260 Pam?

00:51:16.940 Yes.

00:51:17.180 Pam?

00:51:17.760 A question was just asked a few moments ago.

00:51:20.320 When was the last time you folks went downtown Minneapolis?

00:51:24.860 Pre-COVID.

00:51:25.600 Pre-COVID?

00:51:26.060 Pre-COVID.

00:51:26.480 Would you go down there now?

00:51:28.820 No.

00:51:29.640 We have not been there.

00:51:30.820 Prior to COVID, prior to the riots, would you go downtown Minneapolis?

00:51:35.920 Yes.

00:51:36.440 Yes.

00:51:36.620 What kind of things might you do downtown?

00:51:38.560 Twins games.

00:51:39.280 Twins games.

00:51:39.660 Yeah.

00:51:39.980 Shopping.

00:51:40.340 Shopping.

00:51:40.660 Dinner.

00:51:41.420 Dinner.

00:51:41.600 Folks, when someone says that Minneapolis is safe again, I don't think they're telling

00:51:49.140 the truth.

00:51:50.400 I think we love Minneapolis.

00:51:51.600 We love St. Paul.

00:51:52.180 We love our state.

00:51:53.560 But denying the reality of what Minneapolis has gone through and is going through every

00:51:58.540 day, every week, every month, denying what's real isn't healthy.

00:52:04.700 So, when Tim Walz tells us that everything's okay, it's not.

00:52:09.660 It's not okay.

00:52:10.700 Downtown is a mess.

00:52:12.000 Never recovered from COVID.

00:52:13.080 Just too much crime.

00:52:14.380 All the crimes that we're seeing now are just what used to be one-off things or happening

00:52:18.980 at night or in certain bad areas are now just happening in broad daylight in the middle

00:52:23.220 of downtown.

00:52:24.040 That's happening in cities across the entire country.

00:52:26.140 Yep.

00:52:26.720 And Minneapolis is the same city that had that teacher union thing where they recommended

00:52:32.140 that the teacher union fire white teachers first.

00:52:36.880 Yeah.

00:52:37.060 Minneapolis Teachers Union Agreement stipulates white teachers be laid off first.

00:52:40.700 Regardless of seniority, the agreement reached last spring exempt teachers from underrepresented

00:52:46.360 populations from seniority-based layoffs.

00:52:49.260 Which is interesting because you're kind of saying like being white is the problem and this is

00:52:53.760 not what I'm saying here.

00:52:55.040 But if you were looking at Minneapolis and this is not what I'm saying here, wouldn't you see 0.95

00:53:00.100 that and be like, oh, like the black people were the ones who looted and are the ones doing 1.00

00:53:05.540 the crimes and the ones killing everybody? 0.96

00:53:07.560 And then wouldn't you extrapolate, which is not what I'm saying here, and say like, oh,

00:53:13.500 like this is who is the problematic group.

00:53:16.520 But it's not that. 0.98

00:53:17.600 It's the old white people. 1.00

00:53:18.740 They jumped to the conclusion that it's the old white people who are the problems. 1.00

00:53:21.120 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:21.440 The seniority, the seniority white people. 0.73

00:53:24.040 The old white teachers who have been there for a while are the problem, not the other groups 1.00

00:53:29.060 that are in your face ruining the city.

00:53:31.600 But I'm not, I didn't say that.

00:53:32.960 That's just what I'm wondering.

00:53:34.040 That's like a hypothetical type of situation.

00:53:36.060 I'm wondering.

00:53:36.720 It's like, oh, Minneapolis.

00:53:37.740 You look at it like this objectively.

00:53:39.760 Okay.

00:53:40.120 Who's doing the crimes?

00:53:40.980 Who's doing the killings?

00:53:41.780 Who's doing the lootings?

00:53:42.540 Who burned the city down? 1.00

00:53:43.740 Let's fire the white people. 1.00

00:53:45.080 I don't do, I don't get the math. 1.00

00:53:46.940 It's a leap.

00:53:47.820 It's a leap.

00:53:48.520 And here's, here's a sentence from the article.

00:53:51.800 It says, to remedy the continuing effects of past discrimination, Minneapolis public schools

00:53:56.960 and the federation mutually agreed to contract language that aims to support the

00:54:00.680 retention of teacher from underrepresented groups.

00:54:03.460 And it's to, to remedy the continuing effects of past discrimination.

00:54:08.500 Just like.

00:54:09.580 That's what the problem is.

00:54:10.620 We need racism to stop the old racism.

00:54:13.600 New racism comes in.

00:54:15.240 So we have to go from here to here to make, you know, it doesn't go to even, it has to

00:54:19.200 go offense for the people who are discriminated against. 0.99

00:54:22.380 And this is another one of those things where it's like the, this stupid woke, uh, teacher 1.00

00:54:26.900 federation or whatever makes a giant grab. 0.99

00:54:30.240 They're like, Hey, there are four or five of us are super woke.

00:54:33.200 Let's make the money grab now.

00:54:34.980 Um, and it's, it's almost certainly unconstitutional.

00:54:38.700 Like we created laws for black people in these older, uh, in the sixties and all that created 1.00

00:54:46.200 amendments, literal constitutional amendments.

00:54:48.260 And now it's like, eh, white people first, we are doing something based on race immediately. 0.58

00:54:54.640 So, and we've, we've kind of seen that recently with COVID too.

00:54:57.840 Uh, I think there was a $10 million settlement reached with some hospital workers who over

00:55:02.400 the vaccine mandate.

00:55:03.280 Yes.

00:55:03.620 Yes.

00:55:04.060 And so it's like these, these money grabs, these are not money grabs.

00:55:08.200 They're power grabs really, or woke grabs or unconstitutional woke grabs.

00:55:12.320 Yeah.

00:55:12.640 They happen.

00:55:13.600 And there's this kind of moral panic or like, what are we going to do?

00:55:16.740 Am I going to lose my job?

00:55:17.680 I'll get the vaccine.

00:55:19.220 Um, but you always follow up.

00:55:21.060 You always win in court later.

00:55:22.520 It creates like a gray area of like, Oh, I don't know what to do.

00:55:25.140 Let's get vaccinated or we'll all quit my job.

00:55:27.260 But then it always kind of gets settled out.

00:55:29.200 Hopefully afterwards where it's like, that was unconstitutional.

00:55:32.020 You owe them $10 million.

00:55:33.240 You were right for not getting vaxxed.

00:55:34.600 You're hired back.

00:55:35.660 Exactly.

00:55:36.180 Which is what we always encourage everyone to do is just wait it out.

00:55:38.680 Stand tall, wait it out.

00:55:39.940 If you get fired, eat it.

00:55:41.420 And, you know, uh, get a good lawyer or get on a class action suit or something.

00:55:46.980 Um, because we'll send you a base mug. 0.99

00:55:49.020 This shit ain't right. 0.99

00:55:49.860 We'll send you a base mug. 1.00

00:55:51.380 So next up the white privilege kid.

00:55:53.380 Actually, hold on.

00:55:54.240 I want to say something.

00:55:55.080 I actually had a post deleted on my Instagram on this subject.

00:55:59.500 I literally took the screenshot of the headline of the Fox article about, uh, stipulates white

00:56:04.760 teachers be laid off first.

00:56:05.780 And then I put the image of the guy opening your eyes underneath it, like open your eyes.

00:56:10.060 And they deleted it for hate speech.

00:56:12.280 So me trying to publicize anti-white, you know, uh, racism, hate, whatever discrimination,

00:56:18.940 uh, got me deleted.

00:56:21.160 So can't have that.

00:56:22.800 RIP.

00:56:23.440 Can't have you talking back to George Soros's friends.

00:56:27.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:28.020 Foot soldiers.

00:56:28.540 Next clip.

00:56:30.080 Uh, let's do, should we do the lady cops fight or the white privilege kid crying? 1.00

00:56:35.200 Well, let's, we're, we're, we're on the white thing.

00:56:37.420 Let's go to the white privilege kid. 0.55

00:56:38.760 Yeah.

00:56:39.060 So this is what happens.

00:56:40.180 This is the product of public school.

00:56:41.560 How can a child born in an abusive drug and alcohol abuse home who lost her entire biological

00:56:47.620 family and has experienced all forms of abuse and a black be privileged? 0.99

00:56:51.240 I was told that I'm so upset.

00:56:53.660 I'm crying myself to sleep.

00:56:54.960 They're trying to divide us into two groups instead of bringing us together as one.

00:56:59.040 Every day I felt less and less valued as a student and failed every class this past year.

00:57:04.140 Academics are not important here. 1.00

00:57:06.460 We're old and making sure we learn about sexuality, political topics, and emotional topics that

00:57:11.160 teachers may or may not be able to handle, especially with child and children like myself.

00:57:14.980 I'm happy to move on and begin a fresh start and hope that this next school will love me for me.

00:57:20.520 That's sad.

00:57:21.440 Incredibly sad.

00:57:22.340 A literal abused, abuse victim was being told they were privileged just because the color 1.00

00:57:27.140 of their skin by teachers at some shitty school. 0.98

00:57:29.200 Who are also explaining sex topics and all the weird stuff that we talk about in Cringe of 0.98

00:57:33.380 the Week.

00:57:33.960 Well, it all goes hand in hand.

00:57:35.160 We've, we know it at this point.

00:57:36.460 Uh, the, I, the ideology, it's all one, right?

00:57:39.940 So it's like, if you're getting the sex stuff, then they're doing the race stuff too.

00:57:43.680 Yeah. 0.91

00:57:43.980 Um, so if you see anything, it's, it's like a, uh, it's like a cockroach in your house

00:57:49.200 or something.

00:57:49.860 If you see one, you see one, there's 40 somewhere else.

00:57:53.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:54.620 So they're not teaching him anything else.

00:57:56.320 No one knows, you know, how many moons the earth has.

00:57:58.700 No one knows three times, three times three or what a triangle is.

00:58:02.780 Uh, but they do know the sex stuff and they do know who the good guys and the bad guys

00:58:06.360 are and the bad guys are the white people and the good guys are anyone else. 0.67

00:58:10.660 Yep. 0.93

00:58:10.980 And even if you see people from the anyone else group doing all these horrible things

00:58:15.220 and crimes and looting, that doesn't count.

00:58:17.460 You're the bad person.

00:58:18.540 You're the privileged one. 0.96

00:58:19.800 Cry yourself to sleep.

00:58:20.880 Yep.

00:58:21.400 Sad.

00:58:21.720 Very sad.

00:58:22.340 Uh, last clip of urban decay, the cop fight.

00:58:24.240 Yeah, this is two women, Chicago police officers. 1.00

00:58:28.140 Shit. 1.00

00:58:31.240 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:32.300 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:33.100 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:33.740 Oh my God! 1.00

00:58:41.140 No, no, stop. 1.00

00:58:42.340 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:42.500 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:43.340 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:44.240 I don't want to fight me! 1.00

00:58:45.420 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:46.700 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:47.260 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:49.020 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:49.840 Bitch! 1.00

00:58:50.500 I don't want to fight me! 1.00

00:58:51.560 You need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you need, come on.

00:58:54.460 You don't want to fight me!

00:58:56.200 You don't want to fight me!

00:58:59.440 So, everyone's fired, right?

00:59:01.900 Yeah.

00:59:03.040 Everyone's fired, I hope, right?

00:59:04.600 Actually, you know what?

00:59:05.300 I don't want anybody fired for that. 0.99

00:59:06.740 I just think it looks trashy and clearly these women are weak. 1.00

00:59:09.500 But if two cops had a disagreement and they fought it out respectfully. 0.98

00:59:12.720 And they were stable enough to not pull their guns out.

00:59:14.700 Exactly.

00:59:15.500 I'm okay with that.

00:59:16.700 Handle it the old-fashioned way.

00:59:17.880 I'm okay with that kind of society.

00:59:18.620 Men and women are the same. 0.93

00:59:20.100 Men go handle it out in the street. 0.98

00:59:21.580 Women can, too. 1.00

00:59:23.000 I guess.

00:59:23.560 It just looks sloppy. 1.00

00:59:24.580 They're both fat, out of shape, like losers. 1.00

00:59:26.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:27.500 Who probably got hired on a diversity quota and probably got a special exception on the

00:59:32.660 upper body strength portion of the test.

00:59:34.580 Yeah.

00:59:35.040 Pull-ups.

00:59:35.680 It used to be 10 pull-ups.

00:59:37.080 Now, there's no pull-up section.

00:59:38.400 Yeah.

00:59:39.160 Yeah.

00:59:39.520 But, hey, where are the kids safe?

00:59:41.200 They're not safe in after-school activities.

00:59:42.940 They're not safe in school.

00:59:43.880 They're not safe at the hospitals.

00:59:45.540 They're not safe with the police officers.

00:59:47.500 Or else are they not safe?

00:59:50.220 CPS, for sure.

00:59:51.320 Yeah.

00:59:51.540 If you have a bad situation and they get taken by Child Protective Services, they're definitely

00:59:55.840 not safe there either.

00:59:57.300 Yeah.

00:59:57.480 So now's the time to kind of account for the children in your lives and make sure they're

01:00:02.520 safe.

01:00:02.940 And everyone kind of has to do that themselves because the government-funded public resources

01:00:07.920 that are supposed to do that are very far from doing that.

01:00:11.140 You know how there's always, like, the one Jewish kid in Catholic schools?

01:00:15.120 Mm-hmm.

01:00:15.360 Like, there's one or two who's just like, yeah, it's just the best school in the area.

01:00:18.700 I feel like there's going to be a lot more of that, like, non-religious or a different 1.00

01:00:22.840 religion sending their kids to a Catholic or private school or something.

01:00:25.960 Yeah.

01:00:26.020 Because it's like, if you send your kid to this public school churn thing at this point,

01:00:30.580 you're just asking for issues.

01:00:33.980 Yeah.

01:00:34.280 Tons of issues.

01:00:35.380 And especially if, like, the economy's bad and, like, both parents are working and, like,

01:00:40.480 they're distracted by so many things to provide for the family because, like, you know, inflation's

01:00:44.560 bad, gas prices are bad, economy's bad, no one's got real jobs.

01:00:48.680 So it's like you have even less attention on the children than ever, it feels like.

01:00:52.420 Yeah.

01:00:52.640 Their cell phones and TVs are raising them more than ever. 0.97

01:00:55.340 Netflix is as gay as it gets. 1.00

01:00:57.280 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:58.060 So, yeah. 1.00

01:00:59.360 We're kind of fucked. 1.00

01:01:01.620 I guess this is just the podcast of, like, you need to fight if you want your kid to be 1.00

01:01:06.460 normal.

01:01:07.160 Yeah.

01:01:07.480 It used to be extremely easy.

01:01:09.420 It used to be very easy to get a normal kid.

01:01:11.000 You sent them to public school.

01:01:12.160 They learned math and science.

01:01:13.580 And they got tough.

01:01:14.540 They got a little bit tough.

01:01:15.640 They fight a little bit.

01:01:16.220 They play sports.

01:01:16.880 You know, Michael Malice got beat up.

01:01:18.400 He got stuck into a trash can.

01:01:20.500 But everybody else made it out.

01:01:22.280 Yeah.

01:01:22.620 And so now it's just it's as bad as it's ever been.

01:01:25.900 Now the bullied kids are in charge and they're bullying back.

01:01:29.060 Yeah.

01:01:29.800 Don't get down.

01:01:30.680 Don't get too depressed.

01:01:31.600 We're moving on to our uplifting gold section.

01:01:33.980 We have a great uplifting gold section today.

01:01:36.580 It's fantastic.

01:01:38.760 Let's do like a Trump reaction, like a Trump review.

01:01:42.100 It's great.

01:01:42.620 It's fantastic.

01:01:43.480 It's really, really, really good.

01:01:45.620 Some say it's never been done before.

01:01:47.520 It's like the way he describes things.

01:01:50.100 He's like, it's great.

01:01:50.960 He's a great guy.

01:01:52.020 He's a fantastic guy.

01:01:53.360 He's great.

01:01:54.060 You didn't fold.

01:01:54.840 It's like you didn't really say any details about anything I did.

01:01:58.000 But thank you.

01:01:58.940 Thank you.

01:02:00.100 Uplifting gold.

01:02:00.860 Our first uplifting gold clip is this TikTok guy.

01:02:04.840 This is good.

01:02:05.900 This will take a curve, too.

01:02:07.180 Yeah.

01:02:07.380 I sprained my ankle, I think.

01:02:08.520 Be careful.

01:02:08.920 Thank you so much.

01:02:12.060 Oh, my God.

01:02:13.380 You want to sit down?

01:02:14.240 What's your name?

01:02:14.940 My name is Alka.

01:02:15.860 Why do you have problems?

01:02:16.860 I rolled my ankle.

01:02:17.880 I don't have any money right now.

01:02:19.260 You want help?

01:02:20.360 It's okay.

01:02:21.040 I help you.

01:02:21.900 Today you accident?

01:02:24.060 Yeah.

01:02:24.500 Thank you.

01:02:25.760 Massage is his foot.

01:02:26.640 I don't have any money, I said.

01:02:27.220 If you want, I give S.T. after you.

01:02:29.560 Don't worry.

01:02:30.400 Are you sure?

01:02:31.120 Yeah.

01:02:31.480 Can I tell you something?

01:02:34.580 My ankle?

01:02:35.020 Oh, lucky.

01:02:39.260 It's okay.

01:02:39.920 It's okay.

01:02:41.200 I have $5 million for you.

01:02:45.100 Oh, my God.

01:02:48.320 Because you were going to help me.

01:02:50.280 That's for you.

01:02:51.180 So, Uplifting Gold, Richard Rapboy, a little lesson for the audience.

01:02:55.460 Why do we always help people who need help like that?

01:02:58.660 Because it's the right thing to do, and the guy hurt his ankle.

01:03:00.960 It might be a TikTok where they give you $1,000.

01:03:05.020 That's why we do it.

01:03:06.780 If you're ever on the street and there's some 24-year-old who's got a GoPro and a guy across

01:03:12.440 the street.

01:03:12.860 He's handsome enough to have a YouTube channel.

01:03:14.740 He has a vlog type thing.

01:03:15.960 And he's like, hey, man, I can't afford diapers.

01:03:18.940 Can you help me buy them?

01:03:21.020 Literally?

01:03:22.140 Yeah, man, I'll give you the ones off my kid.

01:03:24.520 Or here, here, I'll empty my bank account for you.

01:03:26.600 Take everything I have.

01:03:27.540 You want my car?

01:03:28.560 Here's my wallet.

01:03:29.700 Here's the keys to my house.

01:03:30.840 And at the end, he's going to go, why did you help me?

01:03:33.720 Yeah.

01:03:33.980 Say, well, I don't know.

01:03:34.800 You needed help.

01:03:35.600 And that's what I do.

01:03:36.700 Here's $1,000.

01:03:38.040 Boom.

01:03:38.560 Go buy the LeBaron. 0.65

01:03:40.700 So yeah, that's why we do it, guys.

01:03:42.520 People need help.

01:03:43.380 You got to help them.

01:03:44.220 Because it might be a TikToker making a video.

01:03:47.360 You're going to go viral.

01:03:48.360 And maybe get $1,000.

01:03:49.460 They're also, and if enough people adopt that mindset, there might be some arbitrage where

01:03:56.280 you can ask someone for an insane amount of help.

01:03:59.860 Like, will you help me move my truck in and have your buddy film it?

01:04:03.360 Smart.

01:04:03.900 You're like, yo, will you help me unload this truck?

01:04:05.740 And it's like your buddy's filming, like obviously from across the street.

01:04:08.500 And all you're doing is moving.

01:04:09.640 And all you're doing is moving.

01:04:10.960 And you get the help.

01:04:12.020 And then you don't give them anything at the end.

01:04:13.940 Can you help me move this couch?

01:04:15.640 And it's like, I was going to move it by myself.

01:04:17.860 It's a huge couch.

01:04:18.980 I need help getting into this room.

01:04:20.860 Oh, yeah, no problem.

01:04:22.300 Then you do it and go, why did you help me?

01:04:23.760 It's like, oh, you needed help.

01:04:24.640 And you go, thanks.

01:04:26.040 See you later.

01:04:26.660 Have a good one.

01:04:29.160 And then your buddy filming doesn't have to move the stuff.

01:04:32.260 All right.

01:04:33.040 Our next clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:04:34.440 Our next clip.

01:04:35.380 This might be the best hack or tip that we've ever shown on the show.

01:04:42.200 So this is actually a huge clip.

01:04:44.060 It's crazy that it came all the way at the end of the episode.

01:04:46.040 Look at this.

01:04:46.860 You know, these cup holders are made for this.

01:04:52.860 It holds the whole thing in place in your car.

01:04:56.240 I've been putting the four person cup holder at my feet.

01:04:59.200 Or like holding it and having a horrible trip home.

01:05:02.080 Or like, you know, just constantly thinking about like the way you drive to keep it up.

01:05:06.840 That's what you do the whole time.

01:05:08.560 I have a feeling if you go try it yourself, though, it's just going to go.

01:05:11.020 So, yeah, guys, try this yourselves.

01:05:14.760 Let me know if it works.

01:05:15.660 And if you send us a video of you trying it and it works, we'll send you a bass mug.

01:05:20.660 We're just looking for a raise to get people bass mugs.

01:05:23.040 Yeah, we want everyone to have them.

01:05:24.840 Yep.

01:05:25.200 Our next clip, the prank call.

01:05:27.240 This is very funny.

01:05:28.840 This is all uplifting.

01:05:29.940 It's not even up for debate.

01:05:31.400 Let's start videoing again.

01:05:35.760 Hello.

01:05:36.860 Hello, sir.

01:05:37.380 This is Randy with Yadon's Auto Sales.

01:05:39.460 Were you the gentleman that called yesterday to complain on Andrew?

01:05:43.480 Yes, sir.

01:05:44.140 Yes, sir.

01:05:44.580 I was.

01:05:44.980 Well, I just wanted to let you know that we have took care of that.

01:05:48.240 We have fired him.

01:05:49.200 He will no longer be here. 0.91

01:05:50.620 And, you know, we found his TikTok videos and they were utterly disgusting.

01:05:55.120 And I just wanted to express my deepest sympathies to you and maybe offered to get your address and maybe send you a couple of T-shirts for goodwill.

01:06:01.880 Well, would you like the better news?

01:06:12.240 Uh, yeah. 1.00

01:06:14.380 This is still Andrew, motherfucker. 1.00

01:06:16.040 You can suck it, bitch. 1.00

01:06:17.260 I ain't sitting you shitting it. 1.00

01:06:18.760 They didn't fire me. 1.00

01:06:19.740 You are what you are fucking friends. 1.00

01:06:22.720 You're different from me. 1.00

01:06:25.340 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:06:27.320 They've just been pranking this guy for days. 1.00

01:06:30.100 We found his TikToks.

01:06:31.360 We fired him.

01:06:32.180 Oh, that's great. 1.00

01:06:33.460 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:06:34.360 They didn't fire me. 1.00

01:06:35.560 I love that.

01:06:36.280 I love that.

01:06:37.020 That's good American fun.

01:06:38.360 That's mischief.

01:06:39.220 Yeah, that's mischief.

01:06:40.800 Prank phone calls.

01:06:41.660 Basically victimless.

01:06:42.340 Like what?

01:06:42.760 The guy got his afternoon a little bit bothered?

01:06:45.160 Basically victimless.

01:06:46.040 Everyone's white. 0.95

01:06:46.620 He's a white guy.

01:06:47.360 You can do whatever you want.

01:06:48.500 Yeah, that's true.

01:06:49.380 It's open season.

01:06:50.420 Fire him from the teacher's union.

01:06:53.060 Doc's that guy.

01:06:53.940 Fire him. 0.82

01:06:54.940 Moving on.

01:06:55.820 Michael Burry, the guy from 2008 Market Crash who got it right.

01:06:59.600 What was that movie?

01:07:00.320 Margin Call?

01:07:00.860 The Big Short.

01:07:01.580 The Big Short.

01:07:02.280 Christian Bales.

01:07:03.280 So he sold all of his US stocks except to one company called GEO, a private prison system

01:07:09.300 stock.

01:07:10.380 And also simultaneously, the IRS is hiring 87,000 new people and doing training that involves

01:07:17.580 suburban home raids.

01:07:19.160 Yeah.

01:07:20.260 Yeah.

01:07:20.520 Pretty good.

01:07:21.220 So that's how uplifting.

01:07:23.960 How is it uplifting?

01:07:25.540 Thought you might ask.

01:07:26.440 The reason it's uplifting is we got a stock tip from Michael Burry.

01:07:30.400 We can buy degenerate options.

01:07:32.580 We can degen buy options now.

01:07:34.320 It's actually been up.

01:07:35.220 It was up like 20% over the last two days.

01:07:37.540 Oh, I'm sure it was.

01:07:38.760 We've been degen.

01:07:39.440 Well, I'm not going to say wait.

01:07:40.560 I've been degen options buying for apron.

01:07:44.120 Blue apron.

01:07:44.680 Blue apron.

01:07:45.420 The short squeeze.

01:07:46.140 I got out.

01:07:46.760 The short squeeze hasn't happened yet, but I got out.

01:07:49.300 Yeah.

01:07:49.720 I got out.

01:07:50.060 No, you made money.

01:07:50.880 You did a good job.

01:07:51.720 Did a good job.

01:07:52.100 I have to basically beg Fleckus to sell.

01:07:54.260 He's got options that expire Friday and it like options that expire Friday and it rips

01:07:59.160 like 40, 50% in two days.

01:08:01.140 And he's like, I want the shares.

01:08:03.100 He's like, no, I want to buy it.

01:08:05.000 The squeeze hasn't squoze yet.

01:08:06.520 It's like, no, dude, you take your profits.

01:08:08.780 The squeeze hasn't squoze yet.

01:08:10.080 And he finally did.

01:08:11.200 So.

01:08:11.480 Finally took some profits.

01:08:12.460 Yep.

01:08:12.680 There we go.

01:08:13.940 Next thing, the woman turning 100. 0.55

01:08:16.580 That thing might be just a headline.

01:08:18.460 Yeah.

01:08:18.780 Yeah.

01:08:18.980 It is, uh, it says, uh, Pennsylvania woman about to turn 100 welcomes 100th great grandchild

01:08:25.740 after almost skipping out on having a family to become a nun.

01:08:29.060 Marguerite Kohler of Bluebell, uh, will celebrate her hundred birthday, 100th birthday in the coming

01:08:33.360 months.

01:08:34.200 Um, she credits her husband, William Kohler with convincing her to give up the dream of

01:08:38.800 being a nun.

01:08:39.740 Uh, and they had 11 children who gave her 56 grandchildren and now 100 great grandchildren.

01:08:47.060 Good convincing by the husband.

01:08:48.400 And good choice too.

01:08:49.860 You picked a nun. 0.96

01:08:51.140 That would be tough.

01:08:52.060 You'd have like three friends and no children, no family.

01:08:55.180 It would have been tough, but it's a good wife to have someone who was going to be a 1.00

01:08:59.060 nun until they met you.

01:09:00.300 That's true.

01:09:00.920 It's pretty good.

01:09:01.400 That's actually very good.

01:09:02.460 That's sad for her though.

01:09:03.380 Cause she could have been like a vice president at AT&T or something. 0.86

01:09:07.840 Yeah.

01:09:08.320 She could have, she could have been a middle manager at a, at Megacorp USA and think about

01:09:13.880 all the things she could have accomplished.

01:09:15.120 She could have been in the HR department. 1.00

01:09:17.060 She could have made $90,000 a year or 70 to $90,000 a year for, for, for decades. 0.99

01:09:24.620 For cat food.

01:09:25.300 You know, for the cat food she would have had to buy and she could have made, yeah, right

01:09:29.680 around six figures for her whole life.

01:09:31.800 If she had just stayed and worked in insurance or something.

01:09:34.040 Um, the only thing that upset me about this article was that the fact that they didn't

01:09:37.920 have a picture of her in the middle and then a hundred family members just doing this. 0.78

01:09:41.540 Yeah.

01:09:41.980 Cause those flex pictures are the best.

01:09:43.640 Those are good flex.

01:09:44.580 Like I don't like Mitt Romney, but he's got some flex pictures like that flex pics where

01:09:48.780 the Mormons have flex, the Mormons flex on everybody. 0.77

01:09:51.560 So, um, and then she credits it for keeping her active and stuff, you know, it's like, you

01:09:57.820 got a christening every four weeks, you got to stay active.

01:10:00.840 You got to, you know, make some crafts.

01:10:02.400 So you can't buy gifts for a hundred grandchildren.

01:10:04.400 You're pregnant for 15 years. 0.88

01:10:06.180 Yeah.

01:10:06.880 You got to make stuff.

01:10:08.180 So, uh, but yeah, congratulations to her.

01:10:10.500 And that's an, that's truly uplifting gold.

01:10:12.820 Truly uplifting.

01:10:13.800 Next clip.

01:10:14.460 Uh, this guy helps his brother shoot basketball off his head.

01:10:21.640 Boom.

01:10:23.120 Very cute.

01:10:24.040 He does a little dance.

01:10:25.200 Goes in.

01:10:25.780 Kids happy.

01:10:26.460 That's nice.

01:10:27.300 That's good stuff.

01:10:27.880 That's a male role model.

01:10:29.200 Yep.

01:10:29.400 Last clip of uplifting gold kid, uh, drives the car to the hiding spot. 0.56

01:10:34.500 Oh yeah.

01:10:35.140 This is actually as pure uplifting gold as it gets.

01:10:38.880 So me and Charlie have been playing hide and seek and she's been driving her car to all

01:10:44.780 her hiding spots, which is making it really difficult for me to find where she's hiding.

01:10:52.760 Hmm.

01:10:56.760 Where?

01:10:58.780 Oh my gosh.

01:11:00.780 So nice.

01:11:01.740 That's the cutest.

01:11:02.500 Very cute.

01:11:03.460 But that kid, if that kid tells you I'm a boy, you're supposed to listen.

01:11:07.060 Be supportive, dad.

01:11:08.160 Yeah.

01:11:08.560 We, we already discussed it with the baby.

01:11:10.680 She's a boy.

01:11:12.040 Um, well, that's it.

01:11:12.960 We can't, we can't even make it uplifting.

01:11:14.580 We can't even make it uplifting.

01:11:15.540 We did that.

01:11:16.020 That was good uplifting.

01:11:16.880 We kept it 100.

01:11:18.240 That is the end of the episode.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 19, 2022

EPISODE 045 TRANS ABORTIONS ｜ HOW DID A DOG GET MONKEY POX？ ｜ CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ARE NOT PROTECTING ｜ BAD ANIMAL STUFF

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EPISODE 045 TRANS ABORTIONS ｜ HOW DID A DOG GET MONKEY POX？｜ CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ARE NOT PROTECTING ｜ BAD ANIMAL STUFF