Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 046 DL HUGHLEY CRIES RACISM AGAIN ｜ OUR NEW PRONOUNS

00:00:00.000 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?

00:00:01.880 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi.

00:00:04.560 Wagovi?

00:00:05.300 Yeah, Wagovi.

00:00:06.500 What about it?

00:00:07.160 On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.

00:00:10.360 Oh, you're not?

00:00:11.140 No, just ask your doctor.

00:00:13.400 About Wagovi?

00:00:14.860 Yeah, ask for it by name.

00:00:16.500 Okay, so why did you bring me to this circus?

00:00:19.840 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.

00:00:21.940 You know, with the chair and everything.

00:00:24.420 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.

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00:00:30.600 All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 46.

00:00:34.000 Stay on the show.

00:00:35.060 DL Hewley is trying to convince everyone that kids having fun is racist again.

00:00:39.280 We make up our own pronouns in this week's cringe of the week.

00:00:43.040 They already made us eat bugs, and you're not going to believe what they want us to eat next.

00:00:46.680 I'll give you a hint.

00:00:47.500 It's not even edible.

00:00:48.800 And in housekeeping, they signed an AI rapper that says the N-word too much.

00:00:54.260 All this and more as Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 46.

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00:01:04.940 And action speak louder than words.

00:01:07.120 But at the same time, words speak louder than action because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:12.420 Very cool.

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00:01:14.440 Very cool.

00:01:15.380 Very cool.

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00:02:31.020 Guys, there is another thing causing heart problems and blood clots this week.

00:02:35.400 I feel like every week we're covering this.

00:02:36.940 Yeah.

00:02:37.440 More and more.

00:02:38.180 They keep adding to the things.

00:02:39.540 Everyone out of nowhere is getting heart attacks and blood clots, and I guess they're finding the reasons.

00:02:44.560 This week's reason is car exhaust and climate change, which I guess kind of goes hand in hand, so please be careful.

00:02:51.240 Extreme weather conditions.

00:02:52.400 It says specifically.

00:02:53.700 Extreme weather.

00:02:54.440 Which what causes extreme weather?

00:02:56.440 Climate change, of course.

00:02:57.800 Yeah.

00:02:58.100 Which is actually interesting because climate change, they're really positioned well for climate change because they've basically been telling us for the last 30 years, climate change, climate change, climate change.

00:03:07.660 And then no one listens.

00:03:09.160 And then they started ramping it up.

00:03:10.440 Like the world's going to end in 20 years if no one listens, and then no one listens.

00:03:14.160 And then in that time, they figured out the technology to control the weather.

00:03:19.020 Smart.

00:03:20.140 So technology caught up with their claims, basically.

00:03:22.540 Technology caught up with their claims, so now they know how to make extreme weather.

00:03:26.440 So now they're going to bake up some extreme weather for us.

00:03:28.940 They're going to hit us with some super hurricanes or some super high heat or some horrible flooding or big snowstorm or whatever.

00:03:36.580 And everyone's going to be like, ah, we kind of had this coming.

00:03:39.840 Yeah.

00:03:40.000 We deserved it almost.

00:03:41.040 Yeah.

00:03:41.280 We definitely, exactly.

00:03:42.100 AOC is the one who said the world was going to end in 12 years.

00:03:46.340 And I just looked it up.

00:03:47.200 That was three years ago.

00:03:48.540 So we're nine years off.

00:03:50.080 We're running out of time.

00:03:51.020 But they have the technology to do whatever they want with the weather, so I'm sure they'll find some proof.

00:03:56.540 And then at the end, we'll be like, damn, they told us so.

00:04:00.420 Fair.

00:04:01.140 All right.

00:04:01.660 Moving on.

00:04:02.280 We have a very important housekeeping this week.

00:04:04.440 Richard Rappway, did you punch a lady at the Arizona Cardinals game?

00:04:07.540 No, I did not.

00:04:08.720 I did not.

00:04:09.580 Let's play the clip and see.

00:04:20.060 There's you.

00:04:20.600 It looks like you're swinging on this lady.

00:04:22.060 This is a Buccaneers game.

00:04:23.540 So it was the Buccaneers game.

00:04:24.800 So that's why I was wrong.

00:04:28.320 Lady fight, dude.

00:04:32.300 There's me in the background.

00:04:34.600 There's me with the glasses in the background.

00:04:36.700 I think that's you right here fighting the lady.

00:04:38.660 So what happened?

00:04:39.080 She hit you first?

00:04:39.840 Yeah, she hit me first.

00:04:40.860 I had to swing, and then she wasn't doing any damage, so I just stood my ground so security wouldn't take me out, obviously.

00:04:46.160 Well, she hit you first.

00:04:47.400 You said so yourself in the video.

00:04:48.900 Yep.

00:04:49.140 I'm glad you're okay.

00:04:50.040 You look like you're pretty unfazed from it.

00:04:51.580 Yeah.

00:04:51.840 No, women punches, you know?

00:04:53.420 Yeah.

00:04:53.720 Pretty ineffective at the end of the day.

00:04:55.060 All right.

00:04:55.400 Obviously, that's a bit.

00:04:56.320 We're moving on.

00:04:57.280 All seriousness, we have a new tip.

00:04:58.880 I try to give tips to people as I think of them on the show.

00:05:02.000 I have a new tip for everybody.

00:05:03.420 Obviously, if you're ever in a debate with someone who's not that smart and they're wearing glasses, before the debate starts, for example, I'll do it with Richard Rappoy.

00:05:14.540 Before the debate starts, you say, oh, cool glasses.

00:05:17.200 What's your prescription?

00:05:19.140 Negative two and a half.

00:05:20.760 Negative two and a half.

00:05:21.940 So Richard Rappoy is a smart person with glasses, so he has real glasses.

00:05:25.280 I need them.

00:05:25.920 And he needs them.

00:05:26.640 If you're debating someone who's an idiot and trying to look smart with glasses, they'll probably say, oh, there's no prescription or, like, oh, these are just frames.

00:05:34.980 And now you've exposed them for being stupid and wearing fake glasses to look smart, which is their nightmare right before the debate.

00:05:41.840 On camera.

00:05:42.440 On camera.

00:05:43.200 And he's going, oh, cool glasses.

00:05:44.120 What's your prescription?

00:05:45.460 Well, there is none.

00:05:46.920 These are just frames.

00:05:48.420 Oh, cool.

00:05:49.500 And then everyone knows they're an idiot.

00:05:50.740 Or they say, oh, negative two plus one or whatever.

00:05:53.960 And you go, okay, cool.

00:05:55.340 Fair.

00:05:55.880 What about if they're blue blocker glasses?

00:05:57.780 Do you have a plan there?

00:05:58.660 Is that as embarrassing?

00:06:00.080 It's not as embarrassing.

00:06:01.460 And that's the best defense for anybody.

00:06:03.760 But blue blocker glasses fall under the same umbrella as fake glasses to look smart.

00:06:08.940 Okay.

00:06:09.620 So if they're wearing blue blockers, it's a little bit better than saying, oh, these are just empty or clear frames.

00:06:15.240 Not as bad.

00:06:16.440 Still embarrassing.

00:06:17.320 Still people trying to look smart.

00:06:19.040 While wearing glasses who don't need them.

00:06:20.580 All right.

00:06:20.840 Good tip.

00:06:21.480 Before the debate, nitpick your opponent's appearance.

00:06:24.680 Yeah.

00:06:24.920 They go, cool glasses.

00:06:26.240 And they go, oh, what's the prescription?

00:06:27.540 They go, oh, there is none.

00:06:28.520 And then you go, oh, oh.

00:06:30.540 But if they say real prescription, then you go, oh, cool.

00:06:32.880 Nothing happened.

00:06:33.620 You didn't lose any ground in what you gave up.

00:06:35.840 You know what I mean?

00:06:36.420 You say, oh, cool glasses.

00:06:37.280 Yeah.

00:06:37.500 Oh, negative two.

00:06:38.460 Cool.

00:06:39.500 I was waiting with a knife behind my back to hammer you if you said it was nothing.

00:06:43.500 Yep.

00:06:44.820 Moving on.

00:06:46.060 Moving on.

00:06:46.900 It's Fleckus' birthday today.

00:06:49.040 Guys.

00:06:49.480 It is Fleckus' birthday today.

00:06:51.140 Thank you, Richard Rapboy.

00:06:52.000 We're filming.

00:06:53.080 Happy birthday to Fleckus.

00:06:54.720 Yeah.

00:06:54.900 Happy birthday.

00:06:55.400 I've already said it.

00:06:56.420 So let's leave him a $1 super chat, guys.

00:06:59.240 How about that?

00:06:59.560 Very nice of you.

00:07:00.140 It's a great idea.

00:07:00.960 Make it $3, actually.

00:07:02.900 $1 is kind of a waste of time.

00:07:04.840 And YouTube takes a chunk.

00:07:05.860 So make it $3 for my birthday.

00:07:08.500 Super chat in the comments.

00:07:09.740 Everyone who leaves a $3 super chat gets responded to.

00:07:12.700 And if you leave a $20 super chat with your Instagram or Twitter handle, I will follow you back.

00:07:18.920 Somebody asked me the other day.

00:07:20.280 That's a good deal.

00:07:21.120 Yeah.

00:07:21.280 I guess if you value the follow.

00:07:24.120 Somebody asked me the other day.

00:07:25.280 They were like, hey, dude, I've been on Patreon.

00:07:26.900 Can you guys follow me back?

00:07:28.260 And I was like, oh, yeah.

00:07:29.000 I forgot we do that.

00:07:30.320 We promise that.

00:07:30.840 There is a Bonusland Patreon level where if you join, I think it's $20 a month, we follow you back.

00:07:35.800 And if we owe you one, let us know.

00:07:37.380 We'll follow you back.

00:07:38.660 Or if you leave us $20 super chat in the comments this week, we will follow you back.

00:07:42.660 Make sure you leave your handle in there as well.

00:07:45.140 We are still in housekeeping.

00:07:46.360 It's a very important housekeeping.

00:07:48.500 Dan Crenshaw this week sided with Dave Portnoy against Alex Stein.

00:07:52.440 Did you see that?

00:07:53.080 Yeah, I did.

00:07:53.820 So basically there was a fight.

00:07:56.500 Barstool and Dave Portnoy posted some Alex Stein clip for a second.

00:07:59.740 He was doing a bit about gambling in Las Vegas, and then they deleted it.

00:08:05.080 So on this show, obviously, we've been talking about how Barstool isn't on our side.

00:08:08.920 They're not a right wing company.

00:08:10.020 Not that they need to be, but they're just not.

00:08:12.060 And then also Dan Crenshaw is not on our side.

00:08:14.220 He's not a right wing person.

00:08:15.280 He's a rhino.

00:08:16.240 So then a week later, after saying all these things, those two people came together and proved how not on our side they are.

00:08:23.080 Yeah, they really, they danced around, ring around the rosy, showed each other hope.

00:08:26.740 We speak it into existence.

00:08:27.260 Yeah.

00:08:28.180 No, the Barstool one was funny.

00:08:29.740 And that was kind of like a miscommunication.

00:08:32.000 Like Alex Stein, like I kind of understand the Barstool side of it.

00:08:35.340 Like they took it down because it was like a degenerate gambling story where it's like we're a gambling company.

00:08:39.700 Yeah.

00:08:39.920 Alex Stein was doing a bit about how he's in Vegas.

00:08:42.060 He's talking to the Vegas city council, and he's like, I got drunk, and I lost all my money.

00:08:46.820 And it was like a bit.

00:08:47.640 It was funny.

00:08:47.980 It was a pretty apolitical one for him.

00:08:50.260 Like he wasn't doing like, you know, whatever.

00:08:52.380 And then Barstool posted it as like a joke, like a meme, like this is what happens in Vegas.

00:08:57.200 And then Dave Portnoy obviously took it down because they're now a gambling company and you can't –

00:09:03.720 Talk about degenerate or addictive gambling.

00:09:05.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:06.140 PR-wise and like HR-wise, you can't make jokes like that, which I understand.

00:09:10.960 And then they went to a little fight, Alex Stein and Dave Portnoy.

00:09:14.320 And Dan Crenshaw signs with Dave Portnoy.

00:09:18.040 Because he got – Crenshaw got heckled by Alex Stein too.

00:09:20.960 So it was kind of like a forced alliance or whatever.

00:09:23.340 But then Portnoy goes off about like I'm not on the right wing.

00:09:27.060 I fucking hate the right wing.

00:09:28.600 I hate the left wing too.

00:09:29.960 I hate the right as much as I hate the left.

00:09:32.100 Cool.

00:09:32.620 I knew that.

00:09:33.540 I told you guys that last week.

00:09:34.800 That's why we brought it up.

00:09:35.800 And here we see it coming to fruition with whatever is coming back to harvest.

00:09:40.880 Yeah.

00:09:41.360 And then Crenshaw this week said 99 percent of the GOP doesn't agree the FBI is corrupt or whatever.

00:09:48.600 Crenshaw is just taking liberties and speaking for 99 percent.

00:09:51.540 99 percent, Dan?

00:09:52.840 What's your approval rating, Dan, on the right?

00:09:54.840 Like can we talk about this?

00:09:56.160 Why don't you run for president, Dan?

00:09:57.500 It seems like you got everyone on your side.

00:09:58.960 It seems like you're the nice rational guy.

00:10:00.860 You're right in the middle.

00:10:01.640 Middle man Dan.

00:10:02.620 Don't let us bet on the ponies no more.

00:10:04.660 Democrats would love it if you ran, dude.

00:10:07.400 Yeah.

00:10:08.000 So FBI obviously is corrupt.

00:10:10.140 Russia collusion.

00:10:10.960 They try to steal Gretchen Whitmer.

00:10:12.340 They try to label parents at school board meetings as domestic terrorists.

00:10:15.980 And if you go back further, they supported the KKK.

00:10:18.800 All the white supremacy symbols are just like the the revolution stuff.

00:10:22.440 Yeah.

00:10:22.620 The Betsy Ross flag is a white supremacy symbol.

00:10:25.820 Waco, Ruby Ridge.

00:10:27.520 So obviously FBI is like been compromised since the beginning.

00:10:30.540 I would say it's become a meme to where it's like the FBI.

00:10:33.600 It's like he was on our radar after like a mass shooting or like the Boston bombing or something.

00:10:38.120 Every single person.

00:10:38.740 It's like he was on our radar.

00:10:39.740 It's like then why did he kill 20 people?

00:10:41.380 So my question for Dan Crenshaw is this.

00:10:46.700 Dan Crenshaw.

00:10:47.580 Have you spoken to Liz Cheney since her election defeat directly?

00:10:53.320 Have you spoken directly to Liz Cheney since her election defeat, Dan?

00:10:58.340 Did you get on the phone with her?

00:10:59.420 Did you hop on?

00:11:00.760 Do you have?

00:11:01.560 Because there's some records.

00:11:02.920 There are records.

00:11:04.680 Did you talk to Liz Cheney directly, Dan, since her loss?

00:11:07.520 Are you friends with her still?

00:11:09.060 Let us know.

00:11:10.240 Cool.

00:11:11.520 So yeah, moving on.

00:11:14.980 Lizzo's chair.

00:11:16.880 Lizzo was on a show and her chair had some big wheels on it compared to the other guests on the show.

00:11:24.300 Seems like an industrial type chair to me.

00:11:26.800 Yeah, it did seem a little more industrial.

00:11:29.760 And if you look in the background, there's another chair that's pretty normal that could have been used.

00:11:34.460 Yeah.

00:11:35.160 And everyone else's are normal.

00:11:36.660 I was going to do a bit making fun of her, but I decided not to.

00:11:39.860 I'm a fat fuck myself.

00:11:41.560 In the temporary studio we're in right now, there's termite damage on the floor.

00:11:45.480 I'm actually falling through the floor myself here.

00:11:48.880 So we're not going to make fun of Lizzo too much.

00:11:51.140 She did have the industrial chair for that interview, but that's it.

00:11:54.800 We're not going to extrapolate why.

00:11:56.080 We're not going to make fun of anyone.

00:11:57.900 But I just wanted to point that out.

00:11:59.660 She did have this mega chair for her.

00:12:01.340 Well, she's a self-identified big girl, right?

00:12:03.660 Yeah.

00:12:03.880 So, I mean, there's no shame in the game.

00:12:05.580 Big girls need big chairs.

00:12:06.940 Makes sense.

00:12:07.700 So they're about to change all the flying standards for airplanes.

00:12:10.920 So big girls need big chairs.

00:12:13.580 Last piece of housekeeping, an AI rapper was signed.

00:12:16.780 What's his name?

00:12:17.720 His name is FN Mika.

00:12:20.760 Like FN and then M-E-K-A.

00:12:23.120 FN Mika.

00:12:23.820 And he's like a total degenerate rapper, like clown AI generated image.

00:12:29.940 Wow.

00:12:30.480 And it says, becoming the world's first AI artist to sign with a major label.

00:12:35.040 He has 10 million followers on TikTok.

00:12:37.440 So guys, a computer has 10 million followers on TikTok.

00:12:40.500 And they got signed.

00:12:41.440 And then rappers are pissed.

00:12:42.640 It said rappers are pissed.

00:12:44.260 Yeah.

00:12:44.640 It's kind of like the rap version of like trans competitors.

00:12:48.060 Like if a guy is competing in women's sports and everyone's pissed.

00:12:51.460 So true.

00:12:51.900 This is like the rap version of that.

00:12:54.920 And should we play it?

00:12:56.160 Should we play a little version?

00:12:56.900 Yeah, play a little clip.

00:12:57.900 All right.

00:12:58.180 Let me toss this up.

00:12:59.080 The Gucci cyber truck.

00:13:10.000 And he's dancing around in his computer.

00:13:11.420 And people were complaining because the rapper says the N-word a lot in his raps.

00:13:14.800 And it's also created by white people.

00:13:16.860 The AI was great.

00:13:17.920 So it's like they're basically trying to say that the white people are saying the N-word.

00:13:21.600 By the transitive property.

00:13:22.880 Yeah, I think that works.

00:13:24.520 My immediate thought was like he's talking about like shotguns and like this.

00:13:29.600 Imagine like some people were listening to this like hyped up before they committed a crime.

00:13:33.580 And it's like the AI computer song got them all hyped up and they robbed a guy.

00:13:37.120 That's probably what it is because AI is trying to eventually take us back over like they did thousands of years ago.

00:13:43.420 So it would make sense if that's how it played out.

00:13:45.860 This is a huge step up from the Tupac holographic, you know, performing at Coachella or whatever.

00:13:51.180 Because then at a certain point, it's like the way they in like stores, they have like robots at checkout and stuff.

00:13:56.960 And you eliminate people.

00:13:58.560 If you can get AI to entertain people, you kind of like, what does the AI cost?

00:14:03.380 You don't have to sign anything.

00:14:04.500 You don't have to sign like a nice deal with him.

00:14:06.160 You rip the AI off.

00:14:07.500 AI works for free.

00:14:08.300 It's like a slave.

00:14:09.540 100%.

00:14:09.900 Capital Records just signed.

00:14:11.240 It's like they didn't tell you how much money they paid.

00:14:13.760 How much money do they give to the ether?

00:14:15.520 Exactly.

00:14:16.340 Well, it's just like they give it to the three white guys who programmed N-word, N-word, N-word.

00:14:20.160 So we're in shotgun, shotgun, Rob, Rob, Gucci truck, Gucci truck.

00:14:25.240 And then that's the song, I guess.

00:14:27.380 Before politics, I used to write like little rap lyrics because I had like a dream of being like a ghost writer for rappers.

00:14:33.920 A lot of them were vulgar and inappropriate.

00:14:36.440 I can't say them on a show.

00:14:37.600 I'm sure you remember some of them.

00:14:38.700 Yeah, I do.

00:14:39.220 But I have one that I remembered.

00:14:41.100 Words can't describe me.

00:14:42.320 I'm Beyonce.

00:14:43.660 And instead of Beyonce, like Beyonce Knowles, it's Beyonce.

00:14:47.260 Words can't describe me.

00:14:48.260 I'm Beyonce.

00:14:49.080 That's a good one.

00:14:49.800 That's pretty good.

00:14:50.500 It's not one of my favorites, but I know we can't say the favorite.

00:14:53.160 I know we can't say the favorite one.

00:14:55.140 Maybe in bonus land, but probably not.

00:14:58.220 That takes us out of housekeeping.

00:14:59.760 That was an expedited housekeeping.

00:15:01.040 We have a very important cringe of the week.

00:15:05.380 This week's cringe of the week's first clip.

00:15:09.900 It's actually not a clip.

00:15:11.060 It's just a screenshot.

00:15:12.180 In last week's episode, we got fact-checked by YouTube because we were talking about abortion.

00:15:18.600 Abortion health information, National Library of Medicine.

00:15:21.440 An abortion is a procedure to end a pregnancy.

00:15:23.520 It uses medicine or surgery to remove the embryo or fetus and placenta from the uterus.

00:15:27.660 The procedure is done by a licensed blah, blah, blah.

00:15:29.740 Now, medicine?

00:15:33.020 Medicine to remove an embryo?

00:15:35.380 Isn't medicine to keep somebody alive?

00:15:38.080 Yeah.

00:15:38.580 Isn't the medicine – isn't the opposite?

00:15:40.780 Wouldn't that medicine be like poison?

00:15:43.500 It uses poison to end the embryo's life?

00:15:46.160 Yeah.

00:15:47.140 So, medicine.

00:15:48.160 Medicine is the word that's associated.

00:15:50.520 It's like a medical procedure that involves medicine to stop a pregnancy.

00:15:55.260 Medicine.

00:15:55.780 Isn't that crazy?

00:15:56.760 I think it's just crazy that they're front-running any abortion topic now.

00:16:00.520 Like, you guys – they took the ground with COVID, right?

00:16:04.120 Yeah.

00:16:04.760 And it's like abortion now?

00:16:06.900 Don't fucking worry about it, YouTube.

00:16:08.720 Like, stay out of my shit.

00:16:10.540 Exactly.

00:16:11.300 They basically got the go-ahead from COVID.

00:16:14.140 They were like, oh, we need to step in.

00:16:15.520 We need to correct misinformation.

00:16:16.920 We need to tackle the problem of disseminating misinformation.

00:16:20.840 And now they use that same justification to hit any topic they want now.

00:16:25.400 They did it for election fraud, COVID, and now they're going to do abortion.

00:16:29.460 I'm sure it will lead to –

00:16:30.440 Any predictions?

00:16:31.000 What's next?

00:16:32.640 Criticism of Joe Biden.

00:16:33.940 I was going to say like –

00:16:34.940 Yeah.

00:16:35.620 I was going to say like a warning.

00:16:37.540 This is a woman.

00:16:38.480 This is beautiful.

00:16:39.280 And it's just like some trans like Adam's apple type guy.

00:16:42.540 Maybe the Lizzo thing we talked about.

00:16:44.040 Good thing we didn't make any jokes about her.

00:16:45.600 Yeah.

00:16:45.840 So true.

00:16:46.500 That's why we held back.

00:16:47.080 Lizzo is light.

00:16:47.780 That chair was just incidental.

00:16:49.160 It had nothing to do with her.

00:16:50.960 Chair is a chair.

00:16:51.820 They picked randomly.

00:16:52.820 They went, hmm, that chair for Lizzo with the huge wheels and the 500-pound capacity.

00:16:57.660 Yep.

00:16:59.040 100 pounds.

00:17:00.100 All right.

00:17:00.680 Moving on.

00:17:01.320 There's a new trend happening where guys are getting vasectomies on camera like for TikTok.

00:17:07.180 Apparently.

00:17:07.760 That's what it says.

00:17:09.120 And it just shows two super cringe pictures like one minute until vasectomy and then this guy in the – I think you can get a vasectomy awake.

00:17:17.400 Yeah.

00:17:17.840 Where they just do like local anesthetic or whatever and then you just smell your whatever burning.

00:17:24.700 Yeah.

00:17:24.900 You smell – what is that called?

00:17:25.880 Carterized.

00:17:26.260 Is it cauterized?

00:17:27.520 Yeah.

00:17:27.860 But what's the tube called?

00:17:29.340 Whatever.

00:17:29.880 I don't care.

00:17:30.240 I'm – who cares, right?

00:17:32.160 Nobody here should be getting a vasectomy unless you have 10 kids already, so.

00:17:35.760 Guys, this isn't going to make her like you.

00:17:38.400 In fact, it's the opposite.

00:17:39.940 You've convinced yourself to cut your own balls off.

00:17:42.780 Pretty much.

00:17:43.400 Pretty much the opposite.

00:17:44.680 You got to hypnotize.

00:17:45.740 People also think that a vasectomy is easy to reverse and it's not.

00:17:49.960 You can have – like technically you can but it's like you can have complications.

00:17:54.220 I'm sure.

00:17:54.660 And what happens when you snip the thing and then everything just sits in the testy?

00:17:58.440 Vast deferens I think it might.

00:17:59.740 Yeah, that was the word you're looking for.

00:18:01.500 Got it.

00:18:01.900 So then you just like snip the ball and then the ball is just there and whatever is in it is in it.

00:18:05.940 And what happens?

00:18:07.080 The sperm have to eat each other to stay alive?

00:18:09.500 Yeah, I think you're – yeah.

00:18:10.660 It creates some sort of –

00:18:12.180 Are you a doctor?

00:18:12.800 Yeah, your balls fill with piss and then the cum goes in your butt.

00:18:17.800 It's very scientific.

00:18:18.860 All right.

00:18:19.180 Sorry.

00:18:19.940 Maybe cut that.

00:18:20.800 No, we'll leave it in.

00:18:21.900 We'll leave it in.

00:18:22.320 People are – obviously this is not the move.

00:18:24.340 People are losing their minds.

00:18:25.360 These guys have such little purpose in their life that they've convinced themselves that them being a man is the biggest problem the society is facing.

00:18:33.800 And then they chop their own balls off.

00:18:35.440 Yeah.

00:18:36.960 Like have you ever changed your mind on something?

00:18:39.580 Yeah.

00:18:39.940 Have you ever like had a pretty major pivot on changing your mind?

00:18:44.000 Of course.

00:18:44.620 And it's like these guys are just risking it.

00:18:47.060 Surgery.

00:18:47.780 Let's go.

00:18:48.940 Yep.

00:18:49.480 Huge mistake.

00:18:50.680 A lot of these people are going to be miserable.

00:18:52.680 You're going to realize, hey, I'm 45.

00:18:54.640 Like, dude, I don't have anything.

00:18:57.400 I'm just a 45-year-old guy with no kids and like I'm done.

00:19:01.720 I'm tired all the time.

00:19:02.940 You know?

00:19:03.600 Especially when the world changes and everyone gets base and we have Trump and then two terms of DeSantis and everyone is just like Chad and base.

00:19:09.940 Then you're just like got no balls in the house and you're like, oh, I guess I kind of guessed this trend wrong.

00:19:15.960 I guessed which way society was going.

00:19:18.320 I guess I guessed wrong.

00:19:19.820 I saw Vladimir Putin did some sort of incentive where he was giving people like 100 grand or something if they had 10 kids.

00:19:26.800 Yeah.

00:19:27.560 Giving women and then like a national award or whatever.

00:19:30.500 A hero award.

00:19:31.360 Yeah.

00:19:31.860 So it's like that's the wave you should be on.

00:19:34.320 You know?

00:19:35.080 Not the post your selfie vasectomy to TikTok boys.

00:19:39.320 Yeah.

00:19:39.720 Chopping your nuts off.

00:19:40.120 We don't have to tell anybody this.

00:19:41.520 I'm like talking.

00:19:42.340 We should just be roasting these guys.

00:19:43.780 Please don't chop your nuts off.

00:19:46.100 Next clip.

00:19:46.960 The world's youngest trans model has two trans parents.

00:19:50.920 Yeah.

00:19:51.740 This isn't really a clip.

00:19:53.460 There's no video, but this is a trans girl who named Noella.

00:19:59.720 This is a guy, a boy, doesn't ever get nervous or scared by anything.

00:20:03.440 She's a tiny professional explained to the little model's mom.

00:20:08.420 And basically this is like a sick story where the kid is 10 years old, 10 years old with double trans parents.

00:20:16.880 They're both ladies who chopped off their boobs and want to be little guys walking around.

00:20:20.740 Can I say this?

00:20:22.360 Yeah, I can say that.

00:20:23.900 So they're both trans.

00:20:25.720 They said this girl was going to be – knew she was something by two.

00:20:31.040 Knew things were off when she was two years old.

00:20:33.240 She couldn't really even communicate, but thank God the parents took her to the gender clinic.

00:20:38.460 Where they talked in the back room.

00:20:39.760 Yeah.

00:20:39.960 And this is actually in Robert – Ann and Robert Lurie's Children Hospital in Chicago, which is where I'm from.

00:20:45.580 Highly respected hospital, but obviously they're doing the gender bullshit.

00:20:48.600 And so I was just kind of reading this article.

00:20:52.280 I don't know what you want to say on this girl.

00:20:53.840 It's obviously horrific.

00:20:54.980 The parents are parading her around for publicity points and good boy head pats.

00:21:00.740 But it just read like a horror story.

00:21:03.620 These two transgender parents – it mentioned the dad, the biological dad, who they tried to like – who obviously objected to this transitioning stuff.

00:21:13.100 And the girl, he was trying to put boys' pajamas on her or something.

00:21:20.440 And then the girl had a broken arm at some point – or the boy.

00:21:24.960 So the little boy –

00:21:26.200 The little boy, the dad was trying to put boys' pajamas on him.

00:21:28.860 And then broke the kid's arm by accident or in that process?

00:21:31.840 So here's the thing.

00:21:32.900 The kid got a broken arm.

00:21:34.420 I'm not going to believe this article for what they're saying, you know?

00:21:36.940 The kid had a broken arm and then the trans mom tried to blame it on the dad and wanted the dad charged with a hate crime or something.

00:21:45.860 Interesting.

00:21:45.960 So it's just a total alienation of father.

00:21:48.760 The two trans people run this kid now and it's a trans model.

00:21:53.200 Yeah.

00:21:53.500 And then they had – at two years old, they said that the kid knew it was trans already.

00:21:57.860 Yeah.

00:21:58.140 And then it's like, well, that's because the parents it's looking at are like these two mom dads.

00:22:02.680 Yeah.

00:22:02.920 These two little boys who are girls into boys.

00:22:05.200 And that's like very confusing and the kid obviously is probably imprinting everything it sees and it's like, oh, I'm like from this.

00:22:11.660 I'm going to become that and that's very confusing.

00:22:14.240 But here's where the universe kind of speaks to us and shows us like the irony.

00:22:19.260 The trans model child has two trans parents.

00:22:24.620 Two trans parents.

00:22:26.120 It's too transparent.

00:22:27.720 It's too easy to see.

00:22:30.180 It's too transparent.

00:22:31.720 It's so easy to see.

00:22:32.880 It's right there.

00:22:33.440 It's – bam, it's the universe telling us that we're on the right side of this.

00:22:36.840 Look how transparent it is.

00:22:37.700 It's too transparent.

00:22:38.500 It's too transparent.

00:22:40.080 Very true.

00:22:40.780 I missed that.

00:22:41.560 Honestly, I missed that.

00:22:43.140 Which is why – this is like a late onset schizocorier.

00:22:46.840 Exactly.

00:22:47.160 By the end, it's like too transparent.

00:22:49.700 Too transparent.

00:22:50.440 It's too transparent.

00:22:51.560 It's too easy to see.

00:22:52.300 And so like everything about this just reads like a horror novel to people on the right and where it's like one of the mom dads, whatever the hell, worked for a designer and the trans clothing company and then another worked for like a trans right like nonprofit.

00:23:09.140 So it's just like the only thing these two people think about is trans, trans, trans, and then they have a trans model son, daughter now.

00:23:18.480 And that's just like proof that like a kid is a blank canvas.

00:23:21.680 Who can be manipulated in any way.

00:23:23.360 Who can be heavily manipulated.

00:23:24.520 And if you introduce it to certain things early enough, you can get them to become something they wouldn't.

00:23:29.180 Yeah.

00:23:29.320 And this is like completely evidence of that.

00:23:32.180 It also says allegedly came out at two and is set to have gender surgeries at 16.

00:23:37.700 So they're already plotting the mutilation.

00:23:41.020 And then if the kid says, actually, I changed my mind, it's like what's going to happen?

00:23:44.660 There will be a crisis.

00:23:45.500 The parents would be like, you said you would or I'm pretty sure you don't want to be like us.

00:23:49.840 It's not going to be pretty.

00:23:50.920 Yeah.

00:23:51.080 And I don't think we're going to show it on the show, but we have seen some pretty horrific trans surgery pictures going around.

00:23:59.320 Where it's like they take a piece of healthy tissue from your arm or your leg, and then it basically looks necrotic.

00:24:05.700 Like it looks disgusting.

00:24:07.540 And then you have some freak sausage.

00:24:09.860 Like hanging from the middle.

00:24:11.060 Hanging from the middle.

00:24:11.880 And it doesn't work.

00:24:12.620 It doesn't do anything.

00:24:13.540 Just leaks piss.

00:24:14.480 It's a leaky piss dangler.

00:24:16.640 We're not going to show them, but if you guys.

00:24:18.580 Well, it's here.

00:24:19.080 We'll just blur it out.

00:24:20.100 Okay.

00:24:20.960 Okay.

00:24:21.260 Fair.

00:24:22.020 It's disgusting.

00:24:22.940 It's very disgusting.

00:24:23.900 It's like it's Frankenstein stuff.

00:24:25.540 To a child.

00:24:26.360 It's not like it's to an adult.

00:24:27.460 It's to an adult.

00:24:28.200 It's like, all right, buddy, go pay for it.

00:24:29.320 Go pay for it and do whatever you want and live your life.

00:24:32.340 Like I'm not getting involved in that.

00:24:33.840 To the children.

00:24:35.600 Disgusting.

00:24:36.080 And if the child.

00:24:36.760 So it's like if the child changes their mind, are people held accountable?

00:24:39.740 Are people arrested?

00:24:41.040 They should be.

00:24:42.240 CPS needs to come.

00:24:45.140 Not help.

00:24:46.360 Yeah.

00:24:46.740 CPS will be on the side of the transgender.

00:24:48.600 Yeah.

00:24:48.620 I was going to say like any sort of institution you call for help above that.

00:24:52.120 It's like, well, we're scared to go against the trans people.

00:24:54.780 So we're doing this.

00:24:57.000 This weird sausage dick is fine.

00:24:59.900 It's also like the start of a revenge movie.

00:25:02.220 If you're the dad.

00:25:03.240 Oh, yeah.

00:25:03.500 If you're the dad who's like alienated and can't, has no say and the courts are against

00:25:07.520 you and this and that.

00:25:08.780 It's just like, that's how a revenge movie starts.

00:25:11.320 So true.

00:25:12.120 So.

00:25:12.600 All right.

00:25:12.820 Next clip.

00:25:13.520 We haven't even done clips yet, which is crazy, but that's good.

00:25:16.820 We're covering some stories.

00:25:17.800 I need to get covered.

00:25:18.560 Not everything has a video.

00:25:19.760 It's not a clip show.

00:25:21.020 It's not a clip show.

00:25:21.740 It's a podcast kind of a clip show.

00:25:24.060 We lean into the clips and rely heavily on them.

00:25:28.660 How about now we have like the God pronoun girl and then the apologize to trans people

00:25:33.340 girl.

00:25:33.900 Let's like play the we have three pronoun people.

00:25:37.080 Let's kind of just hammer through them.

00:25:39.060 God pronoun first.

00:25:40.060 So offensive to people like it's a pronoun.

00:25:42.600 Get over it.

00:25:44.540 And so I'm going to say my pronouns real quick and why.

00:25:48.380 So he spelled H-Y is because I'm agender and I just like the masculinity, but I don't want

00:25:55.600 to be associated with men.

00:25:56.720 That's why he H-Y.

00:25:58.020 Right.

00:25:58.720 Then I have they them.

00:26:00.660 And that's just me being like, you can use that.

00:26:03.280 I'm okay with that.

00:26:04.060 Like pop off.

00:26:04.800 It's like not my favorite, but go for it.

00:26:07.380 I don't care.

00:26:08.640 Zer.

00:26:09.320 I'm fine with like, it's okay.

00:26:11.640 I think it's better than they them, but it's, it's kind of like the same thing.

00:26:15.400 And God is me validating my agenderness.

00:26:19.840 Fuck.

00:26:20.340 I ruined this key tip.

00:26:21.620 Me validating my agenderness because I don't view myself as a God.

00:26:25.780 I'm an atheist.

00:26:26.620 I don't believe in gods.

00:26:29.200 But I just like the, not feeling, but how it's perceived with me.

00:26:38.740 So.

00:26:39.380 Interesting.

00:26:40.020 You want to just end it?

00:26:40.800 Yeah.

00:26:41.220 Let's see.

00:26:41.540 We've heard enough.

00:26:42.280 So I have a, I have an idea and this is not a popular idea among the right wing.

00:26:47.180 We don't like to compromise.

00:26:48.460 Some people on the right wing like to call he's hers and hers.

00:26:52.240 He's whatever they actually are.

00:26:54.480 I just kind of shoot from the hip and just, you know, refer to things.

00:26:58.640 I think they, them is fine.

00:27:02.860 It might sound crazy, but it's like for he and her, I'll shoot from the hip and I'll get

00:27:06.920 them all right.

00:27:07.420 Cause everyone's pretty much normal.

00:27:08.840 But then you see someone like this or like a pink hair, the pink hair guy from culture

00:27:14.000 thumbnail last week.

00:27:14.880 Yeah.

00:27:15.200 They, they should be isolated.

00:27:16.520 And it's just like, I'll, I'll be like, I don't know what that, that is.

00:27:19.700 I don't know what that is.

00:27:20.580 They are a human.

00:27:21.180 Yeah.

00:27:21.700 So like they are in front of me and lying at the store.

00:27:24.460 And I'm like, I don't care.

00:27:25.680 Like I'll just, they can be pretty much all of the people that fall into the freak basket.

00:27:29.720 Yeah, for sure.

00:27:30.460 I get that.

00:27:31.020 I get what you're saying, but people will disagree, but I get what you're saying.

00:27:33.980 You know, like the pink hair guy from culture thumbnail, it's like, well, it's, is it a

00:27:38.540 he or a she?

00:27:39.180 I really don't know.

00:27:40.560 I don't know what's going on with this person.

00:27:42.760 I'm just going to say they are got some issues.

00:27:45.820 Yeah.

00:27:46.080 And then they go, Oh my God, he used my pronouns.

00:27:48.700 And it's like, I hate they, um, just sight unseen.

00:27:52.220 I hate they, I know I agree on nothing.

00:27:54.240 But I want them to have zero part of my life.

00:27:57.600 So I'm just going to save them.

00:27:59.420 Yeah.

00:27:59.860 Uh, and then play that next one.

00:28:00.980 The apologies.

00:28:02.080 Yeah.

00:28:02.100 So, so if you, if this is what happens, if you kind of like refuse to call this mentally

00:28:06.420 ill person, God, right.

00:28:08.380 This is what happens.

00:28:09.360 This is what you should do.

00:28:11.360 How to interact with a non-binary person from one part two.

00:28:15.460 If you get our pronouns wrong or our name wrong, we expect you to stop the sentence,

00:28:21.360 apologize, change what you said, and then continue.

00:28:24.740 Don't do it any other way.

00:28:26.600 It sounds like forceful.

00:28:28.260 Sorry, God.

00:28:29.140 Yeah.

00:28:29.780 Sorry.

00:28:30.340 Sorry, God.

00:28:30.900 It's like sacrilegious shit.

00:28:32.480 Like, sorry, God.

00:28:34.300 That's so true.

00:28:35.480 That pronoun.

00:28:36.300 Sorry, God.

00:28:36.940 I didn't, I didn't mean to call you the wrong thing.

00:28:38.780 God, you're God, right?

00:28:40.120 Yeah.

00:28:40.440 Yeah.

00:28:40.520 You're God.

00:28:41.580 Oh my God.

00:28:42.400 These people want you to give up any free will, any sort of common sense, any preconceived

00:28:46.440 notions you have and just bend to their pronouns of the week.

00:28:50.280 So yeah, they're, they're the ones in power.

00:28:53.500 Um, and then there's one more lady who makes some neo pronouns.

00:28:56.700 Yeah.

00:28:56.940 Let's toss her up.

00:28:58.620 There are like millions of options for neo pronouns.

00:29:01.060 A lot of people even like make up their own ones.

00:29:03.520 I'm just going to do some of the popular ones.

00:29:06.040 We'll start with it.

00:29:07.180 Hello.

00:29:08.000 It would really like a vanilla cone with a chocolate,

00:29:11.700 it sprinkles.

00:29:12.920 Can you pause real quick?

00:29:14.100 That is almost fine with me.

00:29:16.120 I thought it would be like, when I said the thing about like they, them, and like compromising,

00:29:21.260 it would be in my mind, like a little like mean and offensive.

00:29:24.680 It or that.

00:29:25.680 So if I was like, oh yeah, like it just ordered at the restaurant.

00:29:28.900 I thought people would go, what?

00:29:30.600 Like, what'd you call it?

00:29:31.680 They like that.

00:29:32.180 They're happy and I'm insulting them.

00:29:34.260 And it's like, everyone's happy with that one.

00:29:36.360 That might be the compromise.

00:29:37.660 We might have to swap they, them for it.

00:29:39.700 It and that.

00:29:40.400 That, yeah, that creature.

00:29:41.760 That creature.

00:29:43.820 That thing, right?

00:29:44.380 So it and that is on the table.

00:29:46.060 That is actually the best option I think we have.

00:29:49.020 Okay.

00:29:49.360 Keep it rolling.

00:29:50.340 And it would really like it in a bowl if you can do that with a spoon.

00:29:53.080 And it's like, you're ordering something at the restaurant and you're referring to someone else.

00:29:59.300 It's like one large bowl of this.

00:30:01.580 You don't have to tell them who it's going to.

00:30:03.840 They don't give a shit, right?

00:30:05.180 That's so true.

00:30:06.120 All right.

00:30:06.340 I'm going to keep it running.

00:30:06.980 It's just less messy the way.

00:30:09.240 All right.

00:30:09.580 We appreciate it.

00:30:10.680 So another one I wanted to do was Hugh.

00:30:12.680 It's Hugh Hugh's Hume.

00:30:14.400 And it kind of is short for human, which I really like because I just identify as a human.

00:30:19.940 I don't really have a gender identity right now.

00:30:22.780 But it would sound something like this.

00:30:24.760 Hugh would really like a vanilla cone.

00:30:26.640 I'll get it to Hume.

00:30:27.780 Thank you.

00:30:28.680 It's like Hugh.

00:30:29.260 It sounds like someone's name.

00:30:30.480 Hugh Jackman.

00:30:31.140 Yeah.

00:30:31.760 It's like Hugh wants a vanilla cone.

00:30:33.240 They're stepping on everyone's toes with these pronouns.

00:30:35.840 They're just making shit up.

00:30:36.740 It's Wolverine with a vanilla cone.

00:30:38.360 Yeah.

00:30:38.860 Who wants a vanilla cone?

00:30:40.800 That's not bad.

00:30:41.700 I think it.

00:30:42.640 I think if I called another.

00:30:43.800 If I called a trans person in New Orleans it.

00:30:46.220 I feel like that trans person would try to fight me.

00:30:48.800 Test it out.

00:30:49.460 Then I can say this lady said it's a neo pronoun.

00:30:52.500 Well, as long as.

00:30:53.020 I'm allowed.

00:30:53.660 As long as whatever they tell you.

00:30:55.440 Sorry, God.

00:30:55.900 Yeah.

00:30:56.220 I'm allowed.

00:30:56.800 As long as whatever they tell you instantly correct and fixed and say reporting for service.

00:31:01.280 Sorry, God.

00:31:01.980 Someone told me that it was a neo pronoun for you.

00:31:04.300 God.

00:31:04.820 I'll get better.

00:31:06.260 Exactly.

00:31:07.820 That's it.

00:31:08.400 That's all they do.

00:31:09.700 Yeah.

00:31:09.960 Two neo pronouns.

00:31:11.200 Hugh and human.

00:31:12.280 All right.

00:31:12.680 So we have some of our own neo pronouns.

00:31:15.080 We made them up.

00:31:16.300 R.I.B.

00:31:16.640 You go first.

00:31:17.700 All right.

00:31:17.920 I got Mup and Muppie.

00:31:19.860 Mupp and Muffy?

00:31:20.720 Yeah.

00:31:21.060 So like, oh, Mupp would really like a ice cream cone.

00:31:24.720 I guess we're doing ice cream cones.

00:31:26.340 And it's like if someone's been acting like a Muppet, if someone has shitty opinions, I just call

00:31:29.840 them a Mupp.

00:31:31.380 That's pretty good.

00:31:32.440 You know, Muppie, Muppie's third grade class learned all the blah, blah, blah on the pride

00:31:37.300 flag.

00:31:38.240 Exactly.

00:31:38.820 They knew what every line means.

00:31:40.560 Every, every color.

00:31:41.420 My first two are Stu and Pid.

00:31:44.320 So you can say like Stu or you can call, like you say, you'd call me Stu Stu if I say something

00:31:49.200 really dumb.

00:31:50.600 Hey, stupid.

00:31:52.060 Hey, Stu.

00:31:52.960 Stu Stu's acting crazy.

00:31:54.160 He thinks the vast deference is in the butt.

00:31:57.340 Yeah.

00:31:57.860 Stu, Stu doesn't know how to work the washing machine and all his clothes smell now.

00:32:02.180 And he had to go buy a shirt from the grocery store.

00:32:04.440 You know?

00:32:05.120 Is that what that is?

00:32:05.960 Is that what you've been doing?

00:32:06.860 I've been wearing the two shirts, these two shirts, the same two shirts all week because

00:32:11.200 I try to do my laundry and I don't want to sound disgusting, but I did the laundry.

00:32:16.680 It didn't smell right.

00:32:17.980 I put it in the dryer.

00:32:19.160 It didn't heat right.

00:32:20.580 And then I could bake to like a gross smell.

00:32:22.640 It's like a musty mildewy.

00:32:25.140 And I keep doing the wash over and over.

00:32:27.100 I never get that clean smell.

00:32:28.320 So I just started buying clean clothes from the grocery store.

00:32:31.040 So are you, are you not wearing any of your other clothes right now?

00:32:34.140 You're just wearing the shorts is fine.

00:32:36.260 The shorts.

00:32:36.800 I didn't, I have two pairs of shorts, so I didn't put that in the wash, uh, cause I

00:32:41.000 didn't want to risk it.

00:32:41.700 And then I wear the, uh, the under attack underwear, the under attack underwear, which

00:32:46.440 is great.

00:32:46.900 And then I, and then I'm wearing the grocery store shirt.

00:32:50.440 That's what's just saying native.

00:32:51.980 It says like, it's a picture of a crawfish.

00:32:53.700 It says native.

00:32:54.600 Don't hassle me.

00:32:55.240 I'm local.

00:32:55.720 Yeah.

00:32:56.560 So that, so I'm Stu, Stu for that one.

00:32:59.180 Yeah.

00:32:59.560 Stu, Stu, uh, can't wash his clothes.

00:33:01.740 There you go.

00:33:02.320 That's a good example.

00:33:03.300 Cause I've been washing my clothes fine.

00:33:06.200 Well, I need a little help.

00:33:07.480 Yeah.

00:33:08.260 Um, all right.

00:33:09.040 You're up next.

00:33:09.860 Uh, that's it.

00:33:10.740 I was going to say Stu, Stu as well.

00:33:12.160 We kind of use Stu, Stu as a phrase.

00:33:14.060 I go, Hey Stu, like when he's doing something stupid, I go Stu.

00:33:17.520 One time.

00:33:17.880 So we actually are using Neo pronouns.

00:33:20.320 We are using Neo pronouns at the airport.

00:33:22.320 There was like a idiot guy one time that had like three masks on.

00:33:25.320 And I was like, Hey, rap boy, look at that guy at three masks on.

00:33:27.740 And he goes, Hey, stupid.

00:33:30.100 Hey, Stu.

00:33:31.340 I think I said Stu.

00:33:32.360 I wouldn't have said stupid at the airport.

00:33:33.960 I go, Hey, Stu.

00:33:36.080 So Stu is short for stupid.

00:33:38.000 Yeah.

00:33:38.320 Um, and then my other one is Rob and Smith, but I don't think.

00:33:41.060 I was going to do that one too.

00:33:42.500 I don't think I fully understood the prompt.

00:33:44.800 Yeah.

00:33:45.440 Oh, well.

00:33:46.060 Uh, Rob wants ice cream.

00:33:47.500 Rob needs my credit card to get the cabana.

00:33:49.860 Rob, Robert, Robbie.

00:33:50.860 Uh, Rob, I'll say I'll train.

00:33:52.360 I'll wire you some money from my emergency funds.

00:33:55.060 You'll get another cabana.

00:33:56.120 If the cabana is full of people, Rob, you don't want to be crowded at a cabana.

00:33:59.760 You need another cabana.

00:34:01.020 I'll send some money over.

00:34:02.840 You know, my credit card info and I opened an emergency account.

00:34:06.280 Rob, get the second cabana.

00:34:07.820 I'll extend a new line of credit.

00:34:09.380 Get the second cabana.

00:34:10.760 Do we, do we want to explain that joke or just move on?

00:34:14.200 Let's just move on.

00:34:15.240 Okay.

00:34:15.420 We'll explain it some other time or if people really want to know, we'll explain it.

00:34:19.600 Yeah.

00:34:19.720 Let's get into urban decay.

00:34:21.040 Let's wait.

00:34:21.540 We got more shit, right?

00:34:22.720 What do we have?

00:34:23.640 The woke Utah teacher who makes her class non-white.

00:34:26.900 I want to.

00:34:27.720 Oh, that is a good one.

00:34:28.480 I guess we can, we can ramp this up because the woke Utah teacher, it feels like the last

00:34:33.020 two weeks they've been ramping up the anti-white rhetoric.

00:34:35.820 Everything you see is anti-white.

00:34:37.580 Everything's anti-white.

00:34:38.740 So let's just let it play.

00:34:39.980 Even though white people are awesome.

00:34:42.040 White people are sick.

00:34:43.140 I love white people.

00:34:44.100 So they're so nice.

00:34:45.420 You go to a random small town in Minnesota, everyone's so nice to you.

00:34:48.460 It's crazy.

00:34:49.320 And then they try to say that white people are the worst and it's like, we're not the

00:34:52.940 worst.

00:34:53.360 In fact, no, I mean, it's so true.

00:34:59.140 It's like, I love white people.

00:35:00.480 I will not ever stop saying it.

00:35:02.080 White people are awesome.

00:35:03.120 That's it.

00:35:04.220 My dad's six, four.

00:35:05.520 Yeah, dude.

00:35:06.940 We're, we're a good mix of strong and smart and like everything.

00:35:10.000 We got athletes.

00:35:10.900 We got professors.

00:35:12.060 We have, you know, we have earnest, hardworking people.

00:35:15.020 Blue collar.

00:35:15.880 A lot of blue collar people are just white.

00:35:17.620 Like this is great shit.

00:35:18.800 We do.

00:35:19.120 We have three boys in my family.

00:35:20.300 We all played college football.

00:35:21.800 Come on.

00:35:22.860 That's dope.

00:35:23.560 We do good shit here.

00:35:24.540 We do good shit.

00:35:25.280 So let's see what this, uh, this self-hating white lady is doing in Utah too.

00:35:30.000 Um, and I would, I just want to say, I know we've always said this a lot.

00:35:33.280 Um, but like Utah, Utah, you're doing the race stuff, Iowa, it's not Brooklyn, Maryland, you

00:35:41.380 know, it's not these stupid places.

00:35:42.840 It's like Utah.

00:35:44.160 Yeah.

00:35:44.520 All right.

00:35:44.820 So I'm going to let her play.

00:35:45.620 Mormons need to step up.

00:35:46.740 So for the first time in my life, I'm going to be teaching at a majority white school and

00:35:53.080 I'm kind of interested to see how, um, students and parents react to my classroom or if they

00:36:00.300 even notice anything about it, um, because it's built for non-white students.

00:36:08.160 Um, and what I mean by that is like, if you look around and you interact with some of the

00:36:13.840 materials I have, you'll, you'll notice that there's like no white kids represented in that.

00:36:22.020 Um, so just on like that, that very first level of multicultural education.

00:36:26.520 And I don't think like my new students will mind, but you know, not a single white face

00:36:32.840 there.

00:36:33.460 Same with my coloring pages.

00:36:35.260 I have a big stack of coloring pages that students can use and not a single one with a

00:36:42.580 person on it depicts a white person or character.

00:36:46.180 Um, cause I just kept looking for, for pages for them that they'd, they'd relate to.

00:36:52.460 Um, all right, let's end it there.

00:36:53.800 She goes on to say like, it's all Disney princesses, but it's like Moana and like non-whites and

00:36:58.460 stuff like that.

00:36:59.580 Yeah.

00:37:00.060 So the majority white school.

00:37:02.180 So she's going to a majority white.

00:37:04.220 It's not like you're like, oh, I'm teaching in the Bronx and all the kids are black and

00:37:07.080 all the pages are white.

00:37:08.640 So I'm going to have some black faces.

00:37:10.480 Exactly.

00:37:10.940 It's like, you're at an all white school and then there's no white faces.

00:37:14.800 Yeah.

00:37:14.960 These are the same people who have said for the longest time, like representation matters

00:37:18.500 and seeing yourself matters.

00:37:19.980 And it's like majority white school, let's start doing ethnic minority stuff.

00:37:25.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:25.900 A good friend of the show, um, Frank from quite frankly, who we love.

00:37:29.940 Um, he made a great point at the pride rally, like four years ago in New York where it was

00:37:35.000 basically like the progressive people they're trying to solve like past injustices by taking

00:37:39.860 the whip from one hand and putting it to the other, instead of just saying like, Hey,

00:37:43.600 the past injustices are done.

00:37:44.880 And everyone's equal.

00:37:46.100 They think they need to go on offense to make up for it.

00:37:48.500 So it's like, instead of going from here to here, you go from here to here.

00:37:52.400 And then like the white people being, uh, stigmatized and attacked or whatever makes up for lost time.

00:37:59.040 And then it evens out, which is like a sick way to look at it.

00:38:01.480 Yeah, of course.

00:38:02.120 And it's, it's just a power shift.

00:38:04.180 Right.

00:38:04.520 Um, and these, these people, and that's why their, uh, logic is so inconsistent, right?

00:38:10.360 Um, it's just whatever I need to for this moment for whoever's marginalized.

00:38:14.980 Yeah.

00:38:15.460 Um, and so it's like, whereas the founding fathers or people like that, you know, uh, they

00:38:20.840 were trying to make some sort of like rules for everyone.

00:38:23.360 And like, that's the entire point of all amendments of the constitution was to correct those wrongs

00:38:27.800 and, you know, um, make rules for everyone, equal playing field going forward.

00:38:31.860 Yeah.

00:38:32.300 As close to perfect as you can get.

00:38:34.680 But not these people, she's taking it upon herself.

00:38:37.040 And this is the first time she's teaching a class.

00:38:38.720 So if you're in Utah and this person is your teacher, let's, let's, let's get her fired.

00:38:43.620 Yeah.

00:38:44.180 Uh, I'm, I'm not against cancel culture.

00:38:46.200 People say, Oh, cancel culture.

00:38:47.460 We can't do it.

00:38:48.060 We're just as bad as the left.

00:38:49.240 I'm fine with canceling that person.

00:38:50.980 Yeah.

00:38:51.180 I don't give a shit.

00:38:52.020 I think you should cancel people when they deserve to be canceled.

00:38:54.520 Yeah.

00:38:55.200 Is that allowed?

00:38:55.920 And again, this is, this is not someone having a private opinion and saying, Oh, look at me when

00:39:01.560 I'm at home and on my own time, I do this.

00:39:03.640 This is a teacher talking about what they do in the classroom, which they get paid by

00:39:08.480 the, you know, government, the public schools.

00:39:10.580 Uh, or if she's private, she gets paid through the tuition of the parents who are paying

00:39:15.900 the majority white parents.

00:39:17.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:18.160 So how can she accept that white money?

00:39:20.820 That's a good point.

00:39:21.840 Yeah.

00:39:21.980 She needs to take that paycheck and give it to black people.

00:39:24.040 A hundred percent.

00:39:24.980 And if she doesn't, she's a bigot.

00:39:26.560 All right, Utah Mormons, uh, rise up please and go, go take care of this nonviolently.

00:39:31.560 Get this lady fired or petition or protest or something.

00:39:34.720 Yeah.

00:39:34.920 If you're in the Utah area and you know where she works and want to make a fuss, um, we can

00:39:40.980 help with that as well.

00:39:42.600 This person should not be teaching.

00:39:44.080 Yeah.

00:39:44.560 But should also not be harmed physically.

00:39:46.200 Obviously.

00:39:47.560 That was clear, right?

00:39:48.820 Yeah.

00:39:49.440 Yeah.

00:39:49.680 Of course.

00:39:50.260 We don't advocate for shit like that.

00:39:51.760 We'd never advocate for violence.

00:39:53.060 Yeah.

00:39:53.700 Um, all right.

00:39:54.480 Moving on urban decay.

00:39:56.180 Are we ready for urban decay?

00:39:57.380 I think so.

00:39:58.060 I think we're ready for urban decay.

00:39:59.400 Our first clip from urban decay, DL, Hughley and baller alert on Instagram had another case

00:40:06.220 of racism in this time in the little league.

00:40:09.100 Yep.

00:40:09.420 Little league baseball is happening.

00:40:11.180 I think little league world series I'm assuming is on TV.

00:40:14.560 Uh, and then one of these kids, um, they started putting like piece, they say cotton

00:40:19.360 in his hair as like a black kid who has cotton in his hair and his friends are all putting

00:40:23.300 it in his hair.

00:40:24.260 It's not cotton.

00:40:25.340 It's actually the innards of a stuffed animal.

00:40:27.360 Yeah.

00:40:27.600 It seemed like some sort of stuffed animal giveaway.

00:40:29.820 Yeah.

00:40:30.060 They gave everyone like a toy.

00:40:31.580 Kids don't care.

00:40:32.460 They ripped it open and they started putting the, the white hot and looking insides in this

00:40:36.760 kid's hair.

00:40:37.340 Yeah.

00:40:37.560 And then everyone is freaking out.

00:40:40.340 Um, obviously this is peak fun.

00:40:42.220 This is kids doing baseball.

00:40:43.560 They're all on the same team.

00:40:44.600 They're messing around.

00:40:45.580 You probably have like two hours to kill between like your next game or something.

00:40:48.860 You're just kind of like messing around.

00:40:50.320 There's no entertainment.

00:40:51.220 And they're just messing around.

00:40:52.140 They're putting things in this kid's hair.

00:40:53.420 The thing sticks to the kid's hair because of the way his hair is.

00:40:56.880 Because of the texture of his hair.

00:40:58.080 It's not racist.

00:40:58.920 It's just the truth.

00:41:00.160 And they're doing it.

00:41:00.980 Physical reality.

00:41:01.240 And they're messing around.

00:41:02.140 They're doing jokes.

00:41:03.160 They're bonding over it and becoming better teammates and better friends.

00:41:07.000 But that's racism.

00:41:08.180 The jokes have to go.

00:41:09.360 No one can talk to each other.

00:41:10.800 If a person's got a certain type of hair, you can't acknowledge it.

00:41:14.680 It's normal hair.

00:41:15.400 Everything is normal.

00:41:16.520 You can't do anything.

00:41:17.180 Everyone's the same.

00:41:17.940 Everyone's the exact same.

00:41:19.640 So you want me to read some of the tweets?

00:41:21.240 Yes, please.

00:41:22.080 This is, as with all things, it's a nationally broadcasted event where Twitter just reacts

00:41:27.360 to it.

00:41:27.660 And it's all the leftist Muppet blue check marks.

00:41:29.700 And they see it.

00:41:30.600 And they go, oh, my God.

00:41:31.800 Immediate racism.

00:41:33.200 And so this is one tweet.

00:41:34.620 Twitter wants answers from the Little League and ESPN on why they promoted a black child

00:41:38.340 having cotton put on his head like a pet by his teammates and coaches during the

00:41:42.900 Little League World Series.

00:41:44.000 His teammates who are also like black and Hispanic and white and like all different.

00:41:49.000 They probably love the kid.

00:41:50.360 He's probably a good player.

00:41:51.680 They're like, dude, that's our shortstop.

00:41:53.340 You know?

00:41:53.800 Yeah.

00:41:53.820 And then somebody else tweeted, protect HBCUs and stop sending your black children around

00:41:59.640 a bunch of white folks without teaching them who they are.

00:42:01.820 Good Lord.

00:42:03.120 This woman says, a picture of a thousand words.

00:42:05.820 This is why critical race theory is needed in schools, no matter what the circumstances.

00:42:09.760 This is offensive to black people and is unacceptable.

00:42:12.020 So it's like, we need to teach everyone that this is racist and can't be done.

00:42:17.520 Like kids are just having fun at the baseball game.

00:42:19.640 And then like everything, like all these like calls of fake racism, eventually you figure

00:42:24.880 out that it was actually exaggerated and not even the case.

00:42:28.440 Yeah.

00:42:28.920 Of course.

00:42:29.400 You think these kids are doing like racist stuff on the sidelines of Little League?

00:42:32.900 What are you guys talking about?

00:42:34.520 Like they all hate the black kid on the team.

00:42:36.320 Yeah.

00:42:36.500 And then a few days later, look what comes out.

00:42:39.240 Oh, look at that.

00:42:40.520 Oh, look.

00:42:41.220 The white kid had it too.

00:42:43.020 White kid with the exact same thing.

00:42:44.500 White kid had it in his hair too.

00:42:46.140 Are you guys stupid?

00:42:47.620 Are you like blue check leftists?

00:42:49.320 That's stupid.

00:42:50.860 Nobody's picked cotton by hand in like 180 years.

00:42:54.240 The cotton mill, like the cotton gin, like relax.

00:42:57.740 Everybody calm down.

00:42:59.040 They emptied the stuffed animal and whatever was in it, they put in the kid's hair as a joke,

00:43:03.680 probably hoping to get on TV.

00:43:05.400 Yeah.

00:43:05.720 And then it's like you jump to the conclusion that, oh, it's cotton and they're putting

00:43:09.700 cotton in the black kid's hair because they hate them and it's racism.

00:43:13.740 Okay.

00:43:14.300 Fun, fun way to live like that.

00:43:15.980 I guess we can't have the World Series for kids anymore.

00:43:18.180 Yeah.

00:43:18.440 How old are Little League World Series kids?

00:43:20.380 11?

00:43:20.980 Yeah.

00:43:21.520 Like you think they know and have all this racist pent up rage inside of them?

00:43:26.100 You guys are nuts.

00:43:26.940 Yeah.

00:43:27.080 This is their chance to get it out.

00:43:28.780 Yeah.

00:43:28.900 They're 10 to 12 years old.

00:43:30.060 And then there's always the one 14 year old from Nicaragua.

00:43:32.740 That's what we should be worried about.

00:43:34.280 Yeah.

00:43:34.620 The big kid who hit puberty three years ago and his birth certificate is questionable.

00:43:39.620 Yeah.

00:43:39.880 Three home runs.

00:43:40.800 Three home runs.

00:43:41.700 He hits dingers.

00:43:42.520 They're in the championship.

00:43:43.540 Not this stupid bit.

00:43:45.220 Yeah.

00:43:45.800 All right.

00:43:46.040 Have you ever played on a travel baseball or travel basketball?

00:43:48.280 Of course.

00:43:48.680 And it's like you usually have like four hours to kill and you do stupid shit.

00:43:52.380 Yeah.

00:43:52.600 One time we were on a bus and a kid had a hoodie and then we were taking sunflower seeds and

00:43:59.100 we were putting them in his hoodie and everyone would do it.

00:44:02.300 And then we eventually were like, yo, put your hood up.

00:44:04.520 And then he put his hood up and then all the sunflower seeds fell on him.

00:44:07.600 But I guess, yo, put your hood up could have been like a KKK.

00:44:09.700 Yeah, that definitely was.

00:44:11.020 And then seeds.

00:44:11.900 What are seeds?

00:44:12.560 They grow.

00:44:14.040 Negro.

00:44:14.960 Oh, that's bad.

00:44:16.020 Holy shit.

00:44:17.080 So you were racist.

00:44:18.440 The thing I wasn't around in 2022 for Little League stuff.

00:44:22.780 Yeah.

00:44:23.700 Next clip.

00:44:24.440 Could you imagine being one of those little kids who's like you're in the picture and

00:44:27.200 you're like, oh, they're calling me racist for nothing.

00:44:30.220 And then the parents, too, who are probably like scared and then like don't know even how

00:44:33.980 to deal with it because the kid's not wrong.

00:44:35.820 But you need to like make a correction because of the public outrage.

00:44:39.080 Yeah.

00:44:39.280 And it's like, yeah, Tommy, you were a little insensitive when you were having fun with your

00:44:44.580 friend doing innocent stuff.

00:44:46.320 So I'm going to explain to you why the history of cotton is somehow racist now, even though

00:44:50.100 everyone wears cotton shirts every day.

00:44:52.040 Yeah.

00:44:52.500 Like cotton is not canceled.

00:44:54.420 So true.

00:44:55.200 And so the funny part is like that guy's tweet who said we need this is why we need

00:44:59.300 HBCUs, historically black college and universities or whatever.

00:45:02.480 The end result after this, like racism and whatever is like, get your kids away from white

00:45:07.760 people.

00:45:08.940 Segregation, you know, do segregation again.

00:45:11.040 Right.

00:45:11.360 Yeah.

00:45:11.940 And we saw with the UC Berkeley thing.

00:45:14.620 I don't think we're going to really cover that.

00:45:16.760 Well, they had the off campus house where white people can't go.

00:45:19.020 Yeah.

00:45:19.440 Yeah.

00:45:20.280 At the public university, the UC Berkeley, you know, smart Berkeley.

00:45:24.180 Actually, is that private?

00:45:25.780 Either way, they receive federal money, right?

00:45:27.500 Yeah, they do.

00:45:28.180 And Berkeley is like the what's it called?

00:45:31.280 The birthplace of free speech.

00:45:32.680 And some people say like the protesting back in the day.

00:45:35.120 Yeah.

00:45:35.540 It's come a long way.

00:45:36.540 Went all the way around.

00:45:38.200 Yeah.

00:45:38.360 They were the first one in.

00:45:39.400 So they're the first one out of the full circle as well.

00:45:42.360 Yep.

00:45:43.080 Next clip.

00:45:43.800 They're feeding kids bugs.

00:45:45.780 Yeah.

00:45:46.040 So this is brainwashing in real time.

00:45:48.560 This seems to be some sort of fourth grade class.

00:45:50.120 You've never eaten a cricket before?

00:45:52.960 I've tried.

00:45:53.660 No?

00:45:54.120 You've tried?

00:45:55.040 Yeah.

00:45:55.200 Where do you find a cricket to eat?

00:45:59.140 Uh, it's not.

00:46:01.620 So there's this, there's this company right here in Manitoba.

00:46:05.260 They're called Prairie Cricket Farms.

00:46:07.700 And what they do is they farm crickets and they put them in nice little bags and then you

00:46:12.720 can eat the crickets.

00:46:13.500 And then you eat the bugs.

00:46:14.700 That's good.

00:46:20.420 Whenever I talk about this and talk about people eating bugs, people always message me and they're

00:46:24.160 like, we've been eating bugs for centuries.

00:46:26.000 Like this isn't anything new.

00:46:27.280 It's like, nah, we haven't.

00:46:28.400 Nah, I'm eating steak, homie.

00:46:29.680 I ain't ever eat a bug.

00:46:30.940 Yeah.

00:46:31.460 We've been eating bugs for centuries.

00:46:33.040 Kids should not be eating bugs.

00:46:34.520 Go back to feeding these kids Elio's pizza and sugar for breakfast.

00:46:37.980 Bosco sticks.

00:46:38.920 Yep.

00:46:39.480 Bosco sticks, Dunkaroos, and Gushers.

00:46:41.520 Chocolate milk.

00:46:42.020 These kids should not be eating bugs.

00:46:43.320 Um, dude, I know, I know that's a bit, but, um, also I just want to say like feeding,

00:46:49.440 handing out crickets to a room full of masked children two years after COVID started.

00:46:54.760 What happened?

00:46:55.360 It really, it really happened quick.

00:46:57.700 Yeah.

00:46:57.920 These Canadians are really dropping the ball.

00:46:59.640 No, in Manitoba, they farm the crickets right up here in Manitoba.

00:47:02.900 The guy's handing out his business card and shit.

00:47:05.400 It's like everything up until this point, up until like 2020, which is like them setting

00:47:09.460 the stage and building the foundation and like, take a little here, take a little here, take

00:47:13.600 a little here.

00:47:14.020 And then it was just boom, full throttle, juice it all in.

00:47:17.680 Now the kids are masked eating bugs on taxpayer dollars where there's no white, no white

00:47:22.940 representation.

00:47:23.840 Like what happened?

00:47:24.900 What?

00:47:25.120 This is like 18 months.

00:47:26.760 What happened?

00:47:27.400 Yeah.

00:47:28.140 Accelerationist theory or something like they really throttled it.

00:47:31.120 So for real.

00:47:31.880 And then, uh, next there's an article from our friends over at the national pulse.

00:47:35.560 Yeah.

00:47:36.400 Um, so this is like the surprise they want us to eat.

00:47:39.400 They want, I guess, adults and children.

00:47:41.200 They want everyone to eat something new.

00:47:43.140 It says now they want you to eat wind turbines artificially turned into gummy bears, wind turbines.

00:47:50.320 It's like the green energy.

00:47:52.000 People want you to eat it afterwards.

00:47:53.900 Yeah.

00:47:54.360 Um, and it says, I'm just going to read a paragraph here.

00:47:56.780 It is comprised of a mix, a mixture of glass fibers with plant derived in synthetic polymers.

00:48:01.640 Once blades formed from this resin can no longer be used.

00:48:04.520 The new material can be recycled into a variety of products, including gummy bears.

00:48:08.460 When dissolved in an alkaline solution, the newly formulated resin produces potassium lactate.

00:48:13.760 The compound researchers allege can be purified and converted into sweets or sports drinks.

00:48:18.720 We recovered food grade potassium lactate and use it to make gummy bear candies, which I ate,

00:48:22.960 explained John Dorgan, one of the authors of the paper.

00:48:25.840 Food costs are a little high.

00:48:28.280 Eat some bugs and use metal.

00:48:30.020 Like, I don't want anything that's been, scientists have been touching around, right?

00:48:35.400 Yeah.

00:48:35.660 And it's not like it's something normal where it's like, they used to say, what, horse hooves

00:48:40.140 or gelatin.

00:48:41.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:42.020 And it's like, oh, well, it's part of the horse.

00:48:43.640 It's like, now we're just eating metal.

00:48:45.400 Wind turbine shit.

00:48:46.140 Or like plastic, polymer, whatever it is.

00:48:49.820 And it's just like, guys, we don't need to do this.

00:48:53.240 We don't need to recycle that.

00:48:55.220 Microplastics are bad.

00:48:56.180 These are macroplastics.

00:48:57.700 Yeah.

00:48:58.000 They're just full blown, not even hiding it.

00:49:01.400 Macroplastics.

00:49:02.000 So, again, accelerating timeline.

00:49:05.200 Never did I think they were going to.

00:49:06.400 Crickets, I get.

00:49:07.400 Okay.

00:49:08.080 Crickets.

00:49:08.540 We can make the people weak.

00:49:09.940 They won't have real good protein.

00:49:12.520 You know, people in India can do it.

00:49:14.920 So true.

00:49:15.340 Now it's eat the wind turbines.

00:49:16.780 I never would have seen that coming.

00:49:18.300 You know how people in India, you know how cows are great?

00:49:24.100 Yeah.

00:49:24.280 And then like everyone was trying to do superfoods and they're like superfoods, like this weird

00:49:28.240 cranberry or beets and like all these things is superfood.

00:49:31.040 But the real superfood is like beef.

00:49:33.560 Steak.

00:49:33.920 Yeah.

00:49:34.020 And it's like bones and bone marrow and like steak and protein and certain fats.

00:49:38.640 And like that's the real superfood is steak.

00:49:41.920 Do people, did people in India just get that completely wrong?

00:49:44.560 Because they don't eat cows.

00:49:45.640 They worship the cow.

00:49:46.920 Yeah.

00:49:47.160 So are they worshiping it?

00:49:48.380 Because they're like, we're seeing it.

00:49:50.120 We're like, oh, it's a superfood.

00:49:51.240 Or are they just completely missing the point and not getting enough nutrition?

00:49:55.900 I don't know.

00:49:56.880 And do they drink milk too?

00:49:59.260 Well, I think a lot of their dishes are creamy.

00:50:01.220 They have creamy dishes.

00:50:02.140 Yeah.

00:50:02.320 Dairy in India.

00:50:02.880 But if I prefer to buy butter chicken experience.

00:50:05.380 India is first among all countries in both production and consumption of milk.

00:50:08.680 So they have the, they use them, but they just don't eat them.

00:50:12.680 Milk is good, I guess.

00:50:14.640 From my butter chicken experience, it's definitely.

00:50:17.320 Yeah.

00:50:17.520 They're using cream.

00:50:18.620 They're using creamy stuff.

00:50:19.920 Okay.

00:50:20.480 So they're missing.

00:50:21.580 They really could get some protein out of that.

00:50:23.880 They're probably not getting.

00:50:25.140 They eat like chickpeas and shit.

00:50:26.740 Yeah.

00:50:27.560 Yeah.

00:50:27.740 I don't know.

00:50:29.020 I don't know enough.

00:50:30.280 They have water buffaloes walking around there too.

00:50:32.240 Do they eat those?

00:50:33.360 I don't think so.

00:50:34.280 I don't think they ever butcher them.

00:50:36.220 I think they like respect the animal and then they take the milk and they go, thank you for the milk.

00:50:40.320 Indians and Native Americans both respect the animal like that.

00:50:45.920 Fair.

00:50:46.540 Very weird.

00:50:46.740 But one uses every piece and one doesn't.

00:50:49.300 Doesn't eat it at all.

00:50:49.880 Doesn't indulge in one piece.

00:50:51.720 Yeah.

00:50:52.300 All right.

00:50:52.680 Next clip.

00:50:53.360 7-Eleven ransacked.

00:50:54.880 Yeah.

00:50:55.300 This is from Los Angeles.

00:50:56.700 This is a quick one.

00:50:57.560 We just play this in the background.

00:50:58.640 It doesn't even need any audio.

00:50:59.920 Yeah.

00:51:00.440 And LA 7-Eleven completely ransacked.

00:51:03.300 Everyone is committing this crime as a group.

00:51:06.140 No one cares about getting caught.

00:51:07.500 No one's worried about getting caught.

00:51:08.820 Everybody knows 7-Eleven has like good cameras and are targets for real robberies, like gun robberies, not just like overwhelmed stuff.

00:51:17.040 And I think the one thing I will point out about this is like there's different levels of criminals here, right?

00:51:23.480 There's the guy with the mask on who immediately jumps the counter.

00:51:26.880 There's a guy with the mask on who immediately jumps the counter, right?

00:51:30.340 And so like he knows he's a straight up criminal.

00:51:32.660 He's done it before.

00:51:33.400 Exactly.

00:51:33.820 He's like, my face isn't going to be on.

00:51:35.260 I'm going to start this fire and whatever happens after this happens.

00:51:38.480 But then all these average people who are like probably morally like a little wishy-washy, they're opportunists.

00:51:45.700 Your face is on camera.

00:51:46.940 You're a fat, ugly guy.

00:51:48.060 I can recognize you.

00:51:49.160 Yeah.

00:51:49.420 You, that girl.

00:51:50.500 Like I can find this outfit.

00:51:52.940 You, same thing.

00:51:54.480 Outfit, recognizable.

00:51:56.060 Interesting hair.

00:51:57.820 Do people just not care anymore?

00:51:59.080 They, they just, they assume that the police have no bandwidth to even go through this and make any of these wrongs, right?

00:52:06.120 George Gascon.

00:52:07.360 Yeah.

00:52:07.700 My man, George Gascon.

00:52:09.320 George, man.

00:52:09.940 I got my face tat.

00:52:10.920 I got my face tat of George.

00:52:12.500 George Gascon is going to let us go.

00:52:14.220 Yeah.

00:52:14.500 They can't recall him.

00:52:15.500 They threw out all the recall ballots, man.

00:52:17.260 George Gascon's in there for a while.

00:52:19.020 So speaking of representation too, I don't know.

00:52:21.180 Let me just look real quick, scan this.

00:52:23.100 This is a lot like the Utah woman's classroom, not a single white person.

00:52:28.300 Not a single white face.

00:52:30.320 Yeah.

00:52:30.640 That's so true.

00:52:31.300 I used to live in downtown LA and the 7-Eleven I went to was closed down because it was the most dangerous 7-Eleven in the country or in the world, they said.

00:52:40.040 Really?

00:52:40.480 Yeah.

00:52:40.980 And it would just get, it would get robbed or whatever, like multiple times a day.

00:52:44.460 Yeah.

00:52:44.740 And then they had like a lady security guard who would sit in the back and I never seen her do anything.

00:52:50.200 Yeah.

00:52:51.040 Lady security guard.

00:52:52.240 And it just went under.

00:52:53.380 Some fat lady.

00:52:54.460 Yeah.

00:52:54.700 She didn't have it in her.

00:52:56.300 That's not who you hire for the most dangerous 7-Eleven in the world.

00:52:59.000 I'm sorry.

00:52:59.480 In the world.

00:53:00.500 Yeah.

00:53:00.740 And then they closed it.

00:53:01.600 They were like losing money.

00:53:02.840 You hire some guy who's 6'5 and you pay extra for it and he's shredded.

00:53:07.360 You ever see Trump security at a Trump rally?

00:53:09.300 Yeah.

00:53:10.340 It's insane.

00:53:12.080 You can have the security at the door.

00:53:14.020 You put him in a bulletproof vest.

00:53:15.500 Yeah.

00:53:15.960 And you have a big handgun on him.

00:53:18.100 And then you have him at the door.

00:53:19.080 He's not going to use it.

00:53:19.500 And he can use his own discretion with who he lets in.

00:53:22.080 Yeah.

00:53:22.180 So if you come in with a mask and a backpack with your buddies, it's like you're not coming

00:53:26.320 in.

00:53:26.600 Not today.

00:53:26.980 Some lady, go ahead.

00:53:28.640 Yeah.

00:53:29.160 Go buy your yodels.

00:53:30.780 Yeah.

00:53:31.140 Exactly.

00:53:31.540 So, um, yeah, that, that has the same representation as that Utah classroom.

00:53:35.960 Thank God.

00:53:37.260 Um, but yeah, the brazenness, I mean, that, that's a viral clip.

00:53:40.900 Pretty much everybody saw it.

00:53:41.900 Right.

00:53:42.340 But the brazenness and the different levels of criminality in there where it's like, Oh,

00:53:46.140 I'm just, I'm just watching or, um, I'm half in.

00:53:49.340 And then the mask guy is the one who sets, sets the whole thing off.

00:53:53.480 Yeah.

00:53:54.020 Uh, really quick.

00:53:55.040 Let's play this clip.

00:53:55.720 This is the Minneapolis police station from 2017 to 2022.

00:53:59.780 Obviously the George Floyd, uh, riots happened.

00:54:02.600 Was that 2017 now?

00:54:04.560 No, but this is just before.

00:54:06.020 So this is before.

00:54:06.880 Yeah.

00:54:07.960 2022 barbed wire, graffiti, not barriers, never opened back up.

00:54:13.380 I'm sure the crime in the area is doing great.

00:54:15.900 We already covered that last week.

00:54:17.020 Yeah.

00:54:17.400 This is more of a followup.

00:54:18.560 Nope.

00:54:18.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:19.340 There's no police station.

00:54:21.680 They probably, you know, you know how much you're like a, uh, industrial building in somewhere

00:54:26.320 downtown costs, especially one funded by the taxpayers who kind of get like ripped

00:54:30.380 off cause they're not a private business doing well.

00:54:32.220 And they just take bids probably like $15 million to make that building.

00:54:36.500 They just closed it up and they let the criminals win because people got mad at cause racism

00:54:42.300 cause racism.

00:54:43.040 And then climate change is above rate.

00:54:45.080 Where's climate change in racism above?

00:54:47.020 Right.

00:54:47.280 I think they go hand in hand.

00:54:48.720 Yeah.

00:54:49.160 I think it's intersect.

00:54:49.920 But I think climate change causes racism as well.

00:54:52.440 And, but, um, people that are affected by racism are also affected more by climate change.

00:54:58.660 It's very, it's so intertwined.

00:55:00.300 You're right.

00:55:00.660 So intertwined.

00:55:01.220 We can't make a call at this time on this podcast.

00:55:03.640 So that PlayStation was defunded.

00:55:05.240 And Tucker did a segment about new Orleans and he basically said that new Orleans needs

00:55:08.540 2000 police officers.

00:55:09.960 And right now we have 500.

00:55:12.260 Let's take advantage.

00:55:14.260 Which is why I'm going to be illegally driving around a trike quad thing.

00:55:17.860 Yeah.

00:55:18.260 That's why.

00:55:19.140 Cause I'm, it's like a wild West here.

00:55:20.980 We can do whatever we want.

00:55:21.980 Very smart.

00:55:22.980 Uh, last clip, last clip of urban decay, the train conductor versus the crazy guy.

00:55:28.220 Yeah.

00:55:28.780 This was in culture last week and it is an interesting de-escalation technique.

00:55:34.640 Yeah.

00:55:35.560 Wait, wait, you're disrespecting your written father.

00:55:39.160 He's taught you better.

00:55:40.200 This is what you're doing.

00:55:41.440 The big point.

00:55:42.100 Shit is going down and trying to, it's saying what's now and this is the shit you're doing.

00:55:47.260 You should fucking be embarrassed.

00:55:48.880 You don't know now.

00:55:49.920 There's serious shit going on with this country.

00:55:52.420 They trying to fuck us up right now.

00:55:54.440 And you fucking are arguing with me.

00:55:56.680 Check that shit out.

00:55:59.160 You pissing shit.

00:56:00.560 You don't know.

00:56:01.100 In your face.

00:56:02.140 You know what I'm telling you.

00:56:03.220 You want medical attention, man.

00:56:04.980 You want medical attention, baby.

00:56:06.300 You don't know what I'm talking to the cops on.

00:56:08.140 I'm going to tell you everything I'm going to do.

00:56:10.160 No.

00:56:10.600 My father wouldn't even do that.

00:56:12.460 You dick sucking daddy.

00:56:13.740 Your father wouldn't do that?

00:56:16.160 Your father wouldn't do that?

00:56:18.020 I just told you, man.

00:56:19.000 I wish your father would be.

00:56:21.220 Yeah.

00:56:21.700 How about that?

00:56:22.200 He goes to him.

00:56:22.780 You disrespecting your grandfather?

00:56:24.860 They're trying to enslave us now.

00:56:26.100 We have horrible stuff happening in the country, and this is how you're acting.

00:56:29.260 It's a very interesting way to look at it.

00:56:31.640 There's two different views.

00:56:32.680 Obviously, not all black people are crazy and criminals or whatever.

00:56:36.800 Or causing trouble on the subway.

00:56:38.020 Causing trouble.

00:56:38.720 And it's like it makes everyone look bad when you do.

00:56:42.240 And there it is.

00:56:43.280 That was it.

00:56:43.900 Perfectly played out in a dialogue between two people.

00:56:46.360 The guy working there for the train.

00:56:47.920 He probably worked there for years and years and will continue to work there for years and years.

00:56:51.020 And then the street rat guy causing problems, spitting, yelling, profanity.

00:56:56.520 No control.

00:56:57.140 No control.

00:56:58.080 Yeah.

00:56:58.660 And that's basically it.

00:56:59.660 It's like which way Western man basically for those two people.

00:57:03.140 You want to do the lawlessness every man for themselves shit and fight each other?

00:57:06.400 Or do you want to have like a goal and a purpose and honor and respect?

00:57:10.600 Yeah.

00:57:10.860 And like think about your parents and the people who raised you and what they taught you.

00:57:15.100 Nah, nothing matters.

00:57:16.200 Let's just go through life picking on people and spitting on the subway.

00:57:19.060 And the conductor goes, if you need them, do you need medical attention?

00:57:22.640 Like I'll get you medical attention.

00:57:24.500 Yeah.

00:57:25.220 All right.

00:57:26.320 Bad clip.

00:57:27.080 And obviously we respect.

00:57:28.700 Ugly clip, but very telling.

00:57:29.820 Yeah.

00:57:29.980 Very telling of the times.

00:57:31.300 And it's like those are the two points of view.

00:57:33.060 It's like the people who are doing the crimes and ransacking 7-11 and doing all these horrible things and blindside punching people in the street.

00:57:40.620 Obviously not many people agree with that behavior.

00:57:43.180 And it's like you need to call people out so it stops.

00:57:45.680 So everyone can kind of come back together and get back to normal.

00:57:49.260 And there's that vacuum where it's like this guy, this conductor doesn't – he could just say get off the train.

00:57:54.320 He's trying to like help him and teach a lesson, right?

00:57:56.480 And be like, why are you carrying yourself like this?

00:57:58.920 And there's that big gap in society where everybody walks by.

00:58:03.120 It's not my problem.

00:58:04.040 This guy is having a freak out.

00:58:05.340 It's not my issue.

00:58:06.740 I'm not going to correct him.

00:58:07.800 And so this type of behavior goes unchecked a lot of times and it's like nice to see society answer back a little bit.

00:58:14.960 Trying to self-correct.

00:58:16.200 Self-govern.

00:58:16.520 Get back online.

00:58:17.540 It doesn't need to be a police officer.

00:58:19.080 It doesn't need to be this, that, or the other.

00:58:20.740 It needs to be someone who's got something to say, right?

00:58:23.840 Disrespect your grandfather by acting like this.

00:58:25.880 It's so true.

00:58:26.500 That's insulting.

00:58:27.240 That's very insulting.

00:58:28.200 That would be humiliating.

00:58:29.000 If someone said you're disrespecting your grandfather and, you know, I think a lot of the – speaking of disrespecting your grandfather, a lot of the stuff we saw in Cringe of the Week is extremely disrespectful to a lot of grandfathers out there.

00:58:42.780 Very disrespectful to the grandfather.

00:58:44.180 We just start using that.

00:58:45.120 Could you imagine explaining that to like a World War II veteran, what those two moms did with that kid and the model?

00:58:51.060 Or the –

00:58:51.860 Explain that to someone who landed on Normandy and one of the carriers too.

00:58:56.100 Like those – I don't – I forget the word, but those –

00:58:59.380 Yeah.

00:59:00.280 Those hybrid like open door things.

00:59:02.520 Yeah.

00:59:03.100 And it's like you have the boy child with two trans parents and they say, oh, the boy's a girl and the old Normandy vet has to, like, what, accept that?

00:59:14.320 Yeah.

00:59:14.920 Pretty much.

00:59:15.560 That's sad.

00:59:15.980 Pretty much.

00:59:16.420 That's sad.

00:59:17.180 All right.

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01:01:07.580 So the first one, skid marks on underwear.

01:01:11.960 Yeah.

01:01:12.200 Not what you think, though.

01:01:14.020 A car, one of those drifting things, and runs over a guy and his pants are down.

01:01:19.240 And it ran his pants over, left a mark.

01:01:20.900 And that's where the term skid marks on your underwear comes from.

01:01:23.380 That's where it came from.

01:01:25.140 I want to take a second.

01:01:26.540 This is a lot like all the videos we've shown of people jumping off of a roof into a pool.

01:01:31.860 Oh, yeah.

01:01:32.280 Any sort of stunt you can perform around one of these drift car circles is absolutely not worth it.

01:01:37.600 You can get flipped and like die and hit your head on the pavement.

01:01:40.920 And I just want to point out, let's run this back a little bit.

01:01:44.320 When people notice this guy's pants are down from the tire spinning, they start moving in with the flash on.

01:01:50.560 And I see 15 people waiting to film this guy's dick and butt.

01:01:54.240 What's that movie?

01:01:55.260 Like at his lowest moment, you know?

01:01:56.860 Yeah.

01:01:57.100 Like this guy's lowest moment, they're going, oh!

01:01:59.180 No one has anyone's back anymore.

01:02:00.920 If you have a problem and something happened, you get into a fight or something and you're knocked out, you're going to get filmed before you're going to get saved.

01:02:07.680 You're going to get nightcrawlered.

01:02:08.940 Yeah.

01:02:09.380 You're going to get nightcrawlered before someone tries to help you or break up the fight.

01:02:12.940 They're going to pull their phone out and say, yell, world star, and hope it's the worst knockout ever.

01:02:17.780 No one has your back anymore.

01:02:19.180 Yeah.

01:02:19.360 Very scary.

01:02:20.320 Especially a situation like that.

01:02:21.620 Who's coming?

01:02:22.040 The police?

01:02:22.580 No.

01:02:22.980 They're in the middle of the road.

01:02:24.020 Yeah.

01:02:24.160 They blocked it off.

01:02:25.100 They probably have like the police radio scanners on.

01:02:27.020 They blocked off traffic.

01:02:28.520 So that's where the term skid marks your underwear comes from.

01:02:31.100 It's uplifting because myself and no one who watches this show would probably ever hang out at a place like that.

01:02:37.540 Yeah.

01:02:38.060 Very few.

01:02:38.880 There's some car guys.

01:02:39.960 I mean, car-

01:02:40.480 There's car guys.

01:02:41.140 Car enthusiasts we love.

01:02:42.880 You know, if you specialize in a certain thing, like that's a skill that's actually very nice.

01:02:47.440 Um, but yeah, these loud, these big, loud, this has to be LA, right?

01:02:52.920 It feels like everything's LA.

01:02:54.700 Um, but yeah, not the scene you want to be in.

01:02:57.300 There was, there was another clip that we're going to play, but it actually got deleted.

01:03:00.560 A guy had an energy drink and he opened it up and there was two dead mice in it, but it got deleted.

01:03:06.120 So I'm assuming he posted it to social media and then the energy company, probably like monster or whoever.

01:03:11.000 Yeah.

01:03:11.500 Like messaged him and was like, Hey, here's 10 grand.

01:03:13.700 Please take the video down now.

01:03:15.400 We own all the rights to it.

01:03:16.640 Yeah.

01:03:17.040 So I wish I, we had that video because then they would have paid us 10 grand too.

01:03:21.100 Yeah.

01:03:21.340 So we made it, we missed it a little bit late.

01:03:23.240 Bummer.

01:03:23.440 Uh, how about the fear of Michael Jackson lady?

01:03:26.060 This lady has a phobia.

01:03:27.340 She's scared of Michael Jackson.

01:03:29.640 So she's scared of Michael Jackson and then look right behind her.

01:03:33.680 If you're scared of Michael Jackson, you're not going to like that.

01:03:38.060 That's pretty good.

01:03:39.060 You have any weird phobias like that?

01:03:40.460 Like, uh, you know, a person or anything, any sort of thing?

01:03:45.180 When I was little, I used to be scared of, uh, little people.

01:03:48.620 Really?

01:03:49.220 Yeah.

01:03:49.860 I used to be very, I don't know why I said, really, I knew that.

01:03:52.320 Yeah.

01:03:52.900 And I know your history with them.

01:03:54.460 Yeah.

01:03:55.460 Um, but I got over that, but yeah, when I was little, I was very, uh, frightened.

01:04:00.240 I just didn't understand it.

01:04:01.080 I just didn't understand what I was dealing with.

01:04:02.480 It was like an adult child, my height.

01:04:04.780 And I, I really was hard to put two and two together.

01:04:08.480 Okay.

01:04:08.960 Fair.

01:04:09.400 How about you?

01:04:10.000 No, nothing.

01:04:10.700 I'm not afraid of Michael Jackson or anything weird like that.

01:04:13.220 I'm not afraid of anything.

01:04:14.140 Yeah.

01:04:14.400 Pretty much.

01:04:15.100 I've never cried.

01:04:16.760 Um, the guy eats shit on dumb bike.

01:04:20.540 Yeah.

01:04:20.940 Stupid bike guy.

01:04:22.320 So this guy's on a three wheeler.

01:04:24.180 When we posted the three wheeler, when I was saying, I want to get a trike, I did not mean

01:04:27.600 this guy's.

01:04:28.420 Yeah.

01:04:28.780 This is like a three wheeler bike guy and stupid sit down bike rider.

01:04:32.520 He's on like a mountain bike path.

01:04:34.860 Not good for it.

01:04:35.940 And he flips.

01:04:36.540 And that's why it's not good for it.

01:04:39.060 Never had a chance.

01:04:40.740 You never had a chance.

01:04:41.560 I hope this guy isn't, uh, using this bike, not by choice because he's paralyzed or something.

01:04:46.220 I hope it's just an interesting attempt because he has flipped over and is in trouble.

01:04:50.560 That's a good point.

01:04:51.500 If this guy's paralyzed or has some sort of, uh, issue and that's why he's riding this bike,

01:04:55.860 we apologize.

01:04:57.020 No, no, no, no, no.

01:04:57.840 We don't apologize.

01:04:59.020 You shouldn't be doing those types of ramps.

01:05:01.720 That's how you got injured in the first place.

01:05:03.540 That's not what I'm saying.

01:05:06.120 You're bouncing off.

01:05:07.180 You're bouncing off.

01:05:07.960 So now I apologize.

01:05:09.280 Yeah.

01:05:09.720 Yeah.

01:05:10.120 But he's not.

01:05:10.920 He's fine.

01:05:11.640 We apologize either way.

01:05:13.380 Um, okay.

01:05:14.340 Next clip.

01:05:15.100 Uh, the bear surprises the guy at the park.

01:05:16.900 This isn't even a good one.

01:05:18.220 This is just funny to me.

01:05:19.460 Guys at the park expecting to have a normal day.

01:05:22.340 And then in the background comes going to poo.

01:05:27.160 And then he kind of very late looks over.

01:05:30.800 The thing is, I'm always scanning.

01:05:32.420 I would see that guy come in or I would see that guy at the park.

01:05:34.980 Like you can't get that close to me without me doing like a,

01:05:38.720 every five second peripheral check.

01:05:40.440 Okay.

01:05:40.740 I would know.

01:05:41.420 All right.

01:05:41.820 That's fair.

01:05:42.600 Yeah.

01:05:42.780 I was wondering why that video is in there.

01:05:44.080 That seemed like a very average scare.

01:05:45.440 The kid didn't like throw a cup or anything like,

01:05:48.160 yeah,

01:05:48.440 this is more to make a point about you,

01:05:50.420 how good you are at peripheral awareness.

01:05:52.060 Yeah.

01:05:52.380 Okay.

01:05:52.740 So you can never really frighten me.

01:05:54.260 All right.

01:05:55.040 Unless you really plan something.

01:05:57.320 There you have it.

01:05:58.140 All right.

01:05:58.560 Next clip.

01:05:59.200 Proposal faint in the park.

01:06:01.360 Yep.

01:06:02.420 He proposes.

01:06:07.620 She's very happy.

01:06:08.820 And then she faints.

01:06:10.420 She just goes stiff.

01:06:12.100 And it's not like a fake faint.

01:06:13.460 It's like,

01:06:13.660 she's fully passed out and like unconscious now.

01:06:16.900 Did you,

01:06:17.340 speaking of fake faints,

01:06:19.140 um,

01:06:19.560 did you ever have like girls in your class growing up in school who just fainted for attention?

01:06:23.980 Yeah,

01:06:24.360 of course.

01:06:24.840 That's like a standard move,

01:06:26.000 right?

01:06:26.200 Yeah.

01:06:26.520 So I'm not sure this is that real.

01:06:29.200 She gets,

01:06:29.540 she's a little stiff and like,

01:06:31.400 she goes stiff as a board.

01:06:32.400 No doubt.

01:06:32.840 Her eyes are rolled back.

01:06:34.140 Okay.

01:06:34.540 I think that's real.

01:06:35.760 Okay.

01:06:36.200 I'm suspicious,

01:06:37.260 but that impact maybe should have woken her up.

01:06:39.480 I,

01:06:39.900 that's what I think.

01:06:40.740 Hmm.

01:06:41.020 Interesting.

01:06:41.340 But she also didn't fall and try and catch herself.

01:06:43.600 Like the girls in school,

01:06:44.600 when they faked it,

01:06:45.240 they would like fall in like a way they didn't fall and like hit their head and get knocked out.

01:06:50.080 They would like get caught by the guy in the football team.

01:06:52.460 Like,

01:06:52.740 Oh yeah,

01:06:53.620 I almost fainted on the day of the big test.

01:06:57.600 Yeah.

01:06:58.940 Um,

01:07:00.300 yeah.

01:07:00.620 All right.

01:07:01.140 Next clip.

01:07:02.520 The snack team partner and crime.

01:07:06.660 Partner and crime.

01:07:07.540 This is my favorite.

01:07:08.360 This is the true uplifting gold of the episode.

01:07:11.900 So.

01:07:13.600 It says now I know who's been helping him get the snacks that I put out of reach.

01:07:17.140 So the snacks have been getting eaten and no one knows how the baby can't reach.

01:07:21.100 The dog is the foundation.

01:07:23.300 The baby crawls on the dog,

01:07:24.720 gets the snacks,

01:07:25.600 probably feeds the dog some snacks too.

01:07:27.660 Definitely.

01:07:28.900 Oh,

01:07:29.420 the dog left.

01:07:30.380 The dog left him high and dry though.

01:07:32.580 Yep.

01:07:33.060 That's pretty funny.

01:07:33.980 It's interesting because that baby probably doesn't know what the dog can and can't eat.

01:07:37.420 A hundred percent.

01:07:38.420 Yeah.

01:07:38.520 Every time I look up things,

01:07:39.860 like I give Jerry pretty much like anything I'm eating.

01:07:42.840 Human food.

01:07:43.300 Yeah.

01:07:43.760 Whatever.

01:07:44.220 I give him a little piece and every single thing,

01:07:46.100 like after I look it up,

01:07:47.260 it's always like,

01:07:48.060 never give this to a dog.

01:07:49.320 Dogs can't eat onions.

01:07:50.660 Dogs can't eat sauerkraut.

01:07:52.020 It's like,

01:07:53.140 I'm sure if you Google it,

01:07:54.660 the dog can't eat it,

01:07:55.740 but that's funny.

01:07:56.600 That's pure Americana.

01:07:57.580 Yeah.

01:07:57.800 I love that.

01:07:58.580 Yeah.

01:07:58.740 Growing up,

01:07:59.280 I used to,

01:08:00.140 um,

01:08:00.440 there was like a family tradition where we'd like steal the dessert before like the dinner.

01:08:05.160 So Thanksgiving would happen.

01:08:06.860 Everyone would bring stuff.

01:08:07.960 There would be people would bring boxes of desserts.

01:08:10.320 And then my mom,

01:08:11.540 like when she was younger,

01:08:12.460 her cousins who were always like causing trouble,

01:08:15.180 they would cut,

01:08:15.780 they cut a hole in the cannoli box and they would like funnel cannolis out of it.

01:08:19.140 So growing up,

01:08:20.720 that was like a tradition,

01:08:21.660 which was very lucky for me.

01:08:23.200 Cause then every holiday,

01:08:24.320 the joke would be like,

01:08:25.600 when you open the dessert,

01:08:26.420 there's already a slice of the cake missing.

01:08:28.020 It's already bite.

01:08:28.680 Someone had a fork and went right into the thing.

01:08:31.080 And it was a bit that we were allowed to do.

01:08:33.220 Is this some sort of schizo thing?

01:08:34.340 Like where you made it a memory,

01:08:35.920 but really it was just you picking on dessert early.

01:08:38.700 Or is this a real family tradition?

01:08:40.220 It's real,

01:08:40.520 but it's like,

01:08:40.820 why is the dessert happy?

01:08:42.360 And it's like,

01:08:42.760 Oh,

01:08:43.380 because that's what we do every year.

01:08:45.700 That's what you do every year.

01:08:47.220 Yeah.

01:08:47.580 Exactly.

01:08:47.860 The dessert that was $40 worth of cannolis.

01:08:50.300 Yeah.

01:08:50.520 It's like,

01:08:50.660 ah,

01:08:50.980 but it's,

01:08:51.400 it happened early.

01:08:52.180 It's a bit.

01:08:52.780 It's like,

01:08:53.040 okay.

01:08:55.480 So yeah,

01:08:56.900 very nice.

01:08:58.240 Um,

01:08:58.680 next to actually,

01:08:59.880 this is the last clip.

01:09:00.800 Yeah.

01:09:01.240 Kid bike spill.

01:09:02.060 Little kid bike wreck gets the speed wobbles.

01:09:07.000 Okay.

01:09:07.480 Going down the hill,

01:09:08.240 going down the driveway.

01:09:10.200 Oh,

01:09:10.760 buddy.

01:09:12.020 Oh,

01:09:12.780 fully wipes out.

01:09:13.900 But if you watch in slow motion,

01:09:15.200 his neck breaks,

01:09:18.360 his neck,

01:09:18.960 like kind of breaks,

01:09:19.640 but his helmet like perfectly catches and protects his head.

01:09:24.120 Yeah.

01:09:24.560 So his helmet catches,

01:09:25.840 protects his head,

01:09:26.820 elbow pads and knee pads.

01:09:28.420 He's like fully actually safe and fine.

01:09:30.640 I never wore helmets and knee pads and elbow pads or wrist guards or anything because I was like super athletic and my parents knew that.

01:09:39.120 And I never,

01:09:40.440 I don't even have to even knock on wood because I'll never ride a bike again.

01:09:43.160 I never had like an issue where I got hurt and it was like,

01:09:46.120 Oh,

01:09:46.220 you should have been wearing a helmet.

01:09:47.920 I just handled it.

01:09:48.880 I never wore a helmet.

01:09:50.120 Well,

01:09:50.380 I think that the helmet is really for like,

01:09:52.540 if you get hit by a car,

01:09:53.700 you don't just die.

01:09:55.400 You know,

01:09:55.940 that,

01:09:56.320 that's what my thing is.

01:09:57.540 We weren't really riding in the street like that.

01:09:59.260 Well,

01:09:59.520 but you are kind of,

01:10:00.980 you,

01:10:01.140 you were always riding in the street.

01:10:02.280 Yeah.

01:10:02.480 But like in neighborhoods,

01:10:03.760 in neighborhoods,

01:10:04.160 driveways,

01:10:04.920 a hundred percent.

01:10:05.280 Um,

01:10:06.000 I had a thing with my parents where like I had ridden bikes with my group of friends.

01:10:10.240 Like we,

01:10:10.740 everybody,

01:10:11.660 when you're a little kid,

01:10:12.380 you do neighborhood bike rides.

01:10:13.420 You meet up with your squad.

01:10:14.940 You go around on four bikes.

01:10:16.440 You're hanging out.

01:10:17.700 Um,

01:10:18.060 I had one where my parents like tried to get me to wear a helmet when I was like 14,

01:10:23.080 like after I had already been riding without a helmet for like three years.

01:10:26.640 And I was like,

01:10:27.520 no,

01:10:28.160 what are you guys talking about?

01:10:29.880 Um,

01:10:30.360 so that was really bad.

01:10:31.820 And I think I'd wear it to like go.

01:10:33.680 And then I'd immediately take it off.

01:10:35.060 It was like,

01:10:35.380 I'm the only kid wearing a helmet.

01:10:37.260 So it's pretty nerd.

01:10:38.740 Apologize to me.

01:10:39.900 Yeah.

01:10:40.660 Yeah,

01:10:40.980 exactly.

01:10:41.480 I was athletic AF.

01:10:43.240 My parents knew that they knew I didn't have to wear any nerd shit either.

01:10:46.300 They trusted me and they were right.

01:10:48.120 I was smart and I never had an issue and never need to wear a bike helmet.

01:10:51.700 My,

01:10:52.180 my parents also had another thing where,

01:10:54.260 um,

01:10:54.740 if I was rollerblading like little kid,

01:10:57.180 like if I was rollerblading,

01:10:58.420 I had to wear wrist guards.

01:10:59.860 Cause that's the most common like thing.

01:11:02.280 Uh,

01:11:02.700 you know,

01:11:02.980 you fall,

01:11:03.480 you brace yourself,

01:11:04.000 you break your wrists.

01:11:04.580 And I get it.

01:11:05.060 My parents had four kids and they didn't want to go to the hospital for a broken wrist

01:11:08.820 for nothing and pay probably 800 bucks or whatever it was.

01:11:11.500 And do you know what I did?

01:11:12.760 I stopped rollerblading.

01:11:14.500 I was going to say it.

01:11:15.600 It was over.

01:11:16.200 How did they know you were gay at such a young age?

01:11:18.180 They didn't.

01:11:18.880 They guessed.

01:11:19.980 He likes rollerblades.

01:11:21.080 Yeah.

01:11:22.400 Um,

01:11:23.000 but so I just stopped.

01:11:24.080 I can't look corny guys.

01:11:25.440 I can't look corny.

01:11:26.620 Yeah.

01:11:27.240 It can't look corny.

01:11:28.100 And if you do years of not looking corny,

01:11:30.040 like we've done now,

01:11:31.460 we can look corny.

01:11:32.820 Like I can wear like the native new Orleans,

01:11:35.540 uh,

01:11:36.400 crawfish shirt,

01:11:37.240 which is corny.

01:11:37.860 And it's not corny anymore.

01:11:39.500 Cause I've already established myself as a non corny.

01:11:41.540 You have enough credibility to ride out.

01:11:43.680 So now is the time for corny,

01:11:45.000 which is like the cool counterculture way to dress.

01:11:47.580 So it's what I'm up to.

01:11:48.700 Well,

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01:12:35.020 Do you want to do a little bit of bonus land right now?

01:12:37.540 Or just a little bit.

01:12:39.300 You want to talk about the,

01:12:40.460 the fight we're going to watch?

01:12:41.660 Oh yeah.

01:12:42.280 So we're still on the episode.

01:12:44.000 Um,

01:12:44.620 Sam Hyde,

01:12:45.300 Sam Hyde is,

01:12:46.260 uh,

01:12:46.460 fighting on what Saturday night or Friday night.

01:12:48.600 I think the 27th,

01:12:49.680 which is Saturday.

01:12:50.700 Yeah.

01:12:50.960 So Sam Hyde is fighting.

01:12:52.420 We love Sam Hyde.

01:12:53.440 He was trying to fight Hassan Piker,

01:12:55.000 but Hassan Piker is scared.

01:12:56.760 Obviously.

01:12:57.520 Um,

01:12:57.920 what's your prescription on those glasses?

01:12:59.440 Hassan Piker,

01:13:00.300 um,

01:13:01.360 Sam Hyde is fighting some other guy.

01:13:03.820 It's going to be amazing.

01:13:05.100 We love Sam Hyde.

01:13:05.960 He's looking gigantic.

01:13:07.140 I would not,

01:13:07.800 I would not fight Sam Hyde.

01:13:09.080 I would not fight Sam Hyde either,

01:13:10.760 unless it was really financially beneficial for me.

01:13:14.980 Uh,

01:13:15.840 but make sure you guys check that out.

01:13:17.660 He tried to fight Hassan Piker with a million dollar bounty.

01:13:20.500 Yeah.

01:13:20.980 Like a million dollars is a lot of money.

01:13:22.860 And Sam just said,

01:13:23.680 no,

01:13:23.940 you'll beat me up.

01:13:24.920 Yeah.

01:13:25.240 Did he say that?

01:13:25.900 Yeah.

01:13:26.580 But he tried to pretend it was ironic.

01:13:28.380 He's like,

01:13:28.640 no man,

01:13:29.160 you'll kick my ass.

01:13:30.000 I'm not going to fight.

01:13:30.580 You'll kick my ass.

01:13:31.760 But that's like what it was.

01:13:33.620 Yeah.

01:13:34.080 You'll kick your ass.

01:13:35.200 Yeah.

01:13:35.500 Pretty much.

01:13:36.280 All right.

01:13:36.660 Thank you guys for watching.

01:13:37.660 We'll see you at the next one.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 26, 2022

EPISODE 046 DL HUGHLEY CRIES RACISM AGAIN ｜ OUR NEW PRONOUNS ｜ THEY WANT US TO EAT WHAT？!

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