Fleccas Talks Podcast - September 16, 2022


EPISODE 049 "RACIST" JIMMY KIMMEL | PITBULL VS CLYDESDALE | BLAMING WHITE PEOPLE FOR FATNESS | RATBOY LOSES HIS #1 FAN


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 4 minutes

Words per Minute

193.05568

Word Count

12,488

Sentence Count

1,521

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

54


Summary

A girl is blaming her fatness on white people. Jimmy Kimmel did a bit at the Emmys that landed flat. Richard Rappoy lost his number one fan. A Clydesdale got attacked by a pit bull. And stay until the end to find out who saved the day.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Flocka Socks, a podcast episode 49.
00:00:04.200 Today on the show, this girl is blaming her fatness on white people.
00:00:08.720 Jimmy Kimmel did a bit at the Emmys that landed flat,
00:00:11.300 and we're going to tell you why it wasn't a white privilege racist incident.
00:00:15.540 Richard Rappoy lost his number one fan.
00:00:18.100 A Clydesdale got attacked by a pit bull,
00:00:20.000 and you're not going to believe who saved the day.
00:00:21.900 And stay until the end.
00:00:23.200 We're going to tell you why you shouldn't care about the Little Mermaid.
00:00:26.460 All this and more.
00:00:27.380 It's Flocka Socks, a podcast episode 49.
00:00:29.280 I'm ranked the best new podcast of all time.
00:00:32.920 Because words are just words until action actually starts.
00:00:36.360 And actions speak louder than words.
00:00:38.520 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions
00:00:40.760 because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
00:00:43.920 Very cool.
00:00:44.900 Very cool.
00:00:45.860 Very cool.
00:00:46.800 Very cool.
00:00:47.840 Flocka Socks, a podcast featuring Richard Rappoy.
00:00:53.420 All right, this week's episode is brought to you by our friends
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00:02:10.560 Let's get into housekeeping.
00:02:12.240 All right.
00:02:13.240 Housekeeping.
00:02:13.980 Thank you to My Patriot Supply for sponsoring this week's show.
00:02:16.360 So, housekeeping, we have some very important things to get to.
00:02:19.220 Guys, new heart problem list just dropped.
00:02:21.720 Things that are causing heart problems for young people in their 20s this time.
00:02:26.080 People are having issues with herbal supplements.
00:02:28.940 Herbal supplements are the new thing causing heart problems in young people.
00:02:33.460 It's just herbal supplements and tea and sleeping and all those things.
00:02:37.900 Joy added to the list now.
00:02:39.480 If you guys are playing bingo at home, I think someone's probably got it at this point.
00:02:43.660 With the free space included, someone's hit it.
00:02:45.280 Yeah, it says heart arrhythmia is caused by herbal supplements.
00:02:48.640 So, those herbal supplements we've been taking for, what, thousands of years?
00:02:52.360 Turns out is doing some bad things to young people with their hearts.
00:02:55.840 Yep.
00:02:56.360 All right.
00:02:56.880 We have a very important housekeeping.
00:02:59.820 What's up, dog?
00:03:02.700 Nothing much.
00:03:03.500 What's up with you?
00:03:04.220 Yeah.
00:03:04.360 So, I thought it would be funny to do a bit where, you know, that thing like, oh, this smells like up, dog.
00:03:08.100 And then someone goes, what's up, dog?
00:03:10.080 And then they say, what's up, dog?
00:03:11.240 But then when you see someone who you're hanging out with, just be like, hey, what's up, dog?
00:03:16.200 And you kind of say it in the same tone.
00:03:18.360 And it's like reappropriating the bit or like reusing the bit in a different way, like the backwards way.
00:03:23.740 Backwards.
00:03:24.140 So, what's up, dog?
00:03:26.520 Nothing much.
00:03:27.200 What's up with you?
00:03:27.860 You guys should try it at home.
00:03:28.980 I highly recommend it.
00:03:30.320 Richard Rapboy, you lost your number one fan just recently.
00:03:34.460 Yeah, man.
00:03:35.180 Look at this clip.
00:03:36.600 Are you ready?
00:03:38.040 Three, two, one.
00:03:39.400 Sad to see him go, Richard Rapboy.
00:03:41.200 This guy loved you before.
00:03:42.560 He had you tattooed on his face.
00:03:45.660 Yeah, man.
00:03:46.360 I wonder what I did to upset him.
00:03:48.140 But clearly something.
00:03:49.540 Because the face tat, the forehead tat is gone.
00:03:52.820 Could you imagine?
00:03:53.960 Like, Richard Rapboy is like almost an embarrassing name.
00:03:56.840 Yeah.
00:03:57.080 And can you imagine putting Ratboy on your forehead so the first thing people see is Ratboy?
00:04:01.740 Not good.
00:04:02.600 Crazy.
00:04:03.200 Do not recommend.
00:04:04.260 Yeah.
00:04:04.640 So, would you ever get like a Fleckus logo type tattoo or anything?
00:04:09.120 Fleckus?
00:04:09.960 No.
00:04:11.100 What tattoo would you get?
00:04:12.180 Would you ever get any?
00:04:12.920 I would get like a corny, like a sailor tattoo that says mom with like the heart in it.
00:04:18.300 Like those old, like from the 50s.
00:04:20.180 Yeah.
00:04:20.720 Those are good.
00:04:21.460 The 50s ones, that's kind of pure Americana.
00:04:23.560 So, like just like a corny mom sailor tattoo I would get on my arm or my shoulder.
00:04:29.340 For sure.
00:04:30.000 That's pretty much it.
00:04:30.840 What about you?
00:04:31.800 Nothing.
00:04:32.520 Other than Ratboy on the face.
00:04:34.100 But, you know, nothing.
00:04:35.560 Yeah.
00:04:35.920 So, that guy made a decision and then he reversed field.
00:04:39.580 I feel like for tattoos, there's either two types of people.
00:04:42.300 It's like you're fully tattooed everywhere or you have one stupid tattoo.
00:04:45.940 So, I would hate to be the one stupid tattoo guy, you know?
00:04:48.880 Yeah.
00:04:49.240 That's just my thought.
00:04:50.100 100 P.
00:04:51.020 All right.
00:04:51.620 Last week, you spoke about the track suits that we ordered.
00:04:53.960 Mine has arrived.
00:04:55.020 This is what it's looking like.
00:04:56.120 Yep.
00:04:56.500 Looks good.
00:04:57.200 Looking mean.
00:04:57.960 Not looking like Vito Spadafore.
00:04:59.760 Looking like some other guy from The Sopranos who's more fit than Vito.
00:05:02.920 What about your beard in that?
00:05:04.320 You think it's in disarray?
00:05:05.420 You think it's out of order?
00:05:06.520 Yeah.
00:05:06.880 Richard Ratboy called my beard cartoonish.
00:05:09.920 Yeah.
00:05:10.680 He's a schizo cartoon guy.
00:05:12.280 Like mafia.
00:05:13.300 I don't even know what to call it.
00:05:14.360 Villain.
00:05:15.000 Yeah.
00:05:15.400 But I like it.
00:05:16.080 And I walk around the streets here in New Orleans and it's like an interesting look.
00:05:19.480 And I think it gives me character.
00:05:21.960 And what about your old looks?
00:05:23.980 You got anything old?
00:05:26.280 Yes.
00:05:26.840 I actually do.
00:05:27.620 And that's my transition.
00:05:30.920 You really transitioned that perfectly, which I didn't expect from you.
00:05:34.920 No offense.
00:05:35.940 Yeah.
00:05:36.060 But yeah, I do have three important things to say in the housekeeping.
00:05:39.300 And number one, I invented the zoomer cut.
00:05:41.840 The bussin?
00:05:42.520 The bussin cap cut?
00:05:43.540 The bussin Gen Z young kid haircut.
00:05:46.140 Like the fluff on the top of the head.
00:05:47.980 Here's me like three years ago with that haircut.
00:05:50.740 I invented this haircut and I didn't even want it.
00:05:53.600 And I gave it back.
00:05:54.720 I was like, here, here's what it looks like.
00:05:56.800 Everyone saw it.
00:05:58.060 Let it marinate for a couple of years.
00:05:59.500 Now everyone's doing it.
00:06:00.660 And I tried it for like a couple of weeks and I dumped it.
00:06:03.360 I shaved my head after it looks stupid.
00:06:05.500 So I invented the zoomer cut.
00:06:07.140 I didn't even want it.
00:06:08.000 And I gave it back.
00:06:09.220 Credit where it's due.
00:06:09.940 And when Chris Pine becomes a full lady, credit's where it's due again.
00:06:14.140 Because I'm really glad we got that on the record.
00:06:16.620 So yeah, I have those three things.
00:06:18.240 So number two, the movie Flubber.
00:06:21.080 I watched that the other day.
00:06:22.360 I've been on a little bit of a Robin Williams binge the last few days.
00:06:26.000 What else do you watch?
00:06:26.860 I watched Bicentennial Man as well.
00:06:28.740 But the movie Flubber, there's a scene in Flubber
00:06:32.580 where Robin Williams picks up his wife who he didn't believe in him.
00:06:38.480 And he's like a scientist trying to do a breakthrough with Flubber.
00:06:41.420 Yeah.
00:06:41.680 And he's like a nut schizo.
00:06:43.440 And he's always like putting his wife and family second.
00:06:46.920 And he's kind of like gets lost in his thoughts.
00:06:48.940 And he's one of those like genius guys who just can't like keep a schedule.
00:06:52.760 So he picks up his wife.
00:06:54.440 He's been working on Flubber for a long time.
00:06:57.180 She's mad at him because he's always flaking and not paying attention.
00:07:00.460 He picks her up.
00:07:01.620 It's kind of similar to Mrs. Doubtfire.
00:07:03.280 Very similar.
00:07:03.600 Robin Williams plays this perpetual letdown guy.
00:07:06.980 Exactly.
00:07:07.580 Genius letdown guy.
00:07:09.080 So Robin Williams in Flubber picks up his wife in a flying car,
00:07:14.520 like a 50s Cadillac or something,
00:07:17.000 that he put a little bit of Flubber in and the whole car flies.
00:07:20.680 And they're flying around.
00:07:22.100 And they're like flying through space like an airplane.
00:07:24.720 And they stop.
00:07:26.020 And he's like, isn't this great?
00:07:27.480 And then the wife turns to him because there's like some side story in the movie
00:07:30.780 about like the school having a problem and they're going to have to close the school.
00:07:34.420 And so they're flying in the car in space.
00:07:36.720 And his wife turns to him and says, this is so great.
00:07:41.200 Now we can save the school.
00:07:43.180 After inventing Flubber, you put the Flubber in the car.
00:07:48.700 No other technology is needed in the cars flying.
00:07:50.600 Flubber knows what to do.
00:07:51.800 Yeah.
00:07:52.040 You've created like a sentient being in Flubber that knows what to do.
00:07:56.620 None of the laws of physics apply to this gel rubber thing that you made up.
00:08:00.860 It's like a sentient being that like can talk and communicate and knows every reference ever.
00:08:04.760 And it flies the car from the 50s for free.
00:08:08.060 No technology or anything.
00:08:09.180 So you basically created free energy.
00:08:11.340 And now the wife says, now we can save the school.
00:08:15.180 It's like you're going to get assassinated by the FBI.
00:08:17.880 The CIA is coming to your house and they're going to steal all your stuff and probably kill you.
00:08:22.720 Yeah.
00:08:22.900 There's 50 other things that you'd say before.
00:08:25.080 Let's save the school.
00:08:26.180 Like we're billionaires.
00:08:28.140 We just discovered perpetual energy.
00:08:30.960 China probably wants this.
00:08:32.520 Yeah.
00:08:32.740 They're already copying it.
00:08:33.700 But we're going to save the school.
00:08:35.060 You stupid bitch.
00:08:36.660 Small minded shit.
00:08:38.260 Stupid, stupid bitch.
00:08:39.780 All right.
00:08:39.980 That was number two.
00:08:40.700 Number three.
00:08:41.680 I have an unpopular opinion.
00:08:43.680 Maybe some people will agree.
00:08:45.740 I don't think Britney Spears should have broken that conservatorship she had.
00:08:51.260 I think she needed it.
00:08:53.480 That's incredibly fair.
00:08:54.740 I want to get on the record with that.
00:08:56.340 Everyone's like, oh, free Britney.
00:08:57.900 No one should have this.
00:08:58.900 She's like a slave and her family is locking her up or whatever.
00:09:03.760 Unpopular opinion.
00:09:05.120 Britney Spears needed that conservatorship.
00:09:07.680 And now she doesn't have it.
00:09:08.760 I think you're going to see her.
00:09:10.080 Spiral out of control.
00:09:11.040 Spiral out of control in a bad direction.
00:09:12.980 What are you basing that off of?
00:09:14.420 Like, what have you seen?
00:09:15.280 Just the vibes.
00:09:16.300 I've seen all the videos of her like doing like really kind of creepy dancing and stuff.
00:09:20.800 Yeah.
00:09:21.040 Um, so yeah, that's all I've seen, but you haven't seen, there's nothing else that you
00:09:24.760 want to, uh, I just don't think she's mentally all there.
00:09:27.700 And I think of people are assuming she is and pretending she is because she's been such
00:09:32.000 like a great singer and artist and performer.
00:09:34.920 And it's like, oh, if she does all that, like she must be normal.
00:09:38.120 And her family is just trying to steal her money and control her.
00:09:40.740 I think she's got some real mental issues and that conservatorship maybe like was basically
00:09:45.500 keeping her like alive and like in a routine and stuff with some structure.
00:09:49.280 And now that that's gone, I think you're going to see her go bad.
00:09:52.820 Okay.
00:09:53.480 So I just want to get on the record with that.
00:09:55.140 Fair prediction.
00:09:55.620 I, I kind of agree based on what I've seen on social media.
00:09:58.700 You'll see.
00:09:59.360 We're still in housekeeping.
00:10:00.400 We have a little bit of a funny bit section of housekeeping.
00:10:02.760 These are just some funny bits.
00:10:04.520 Let's do the first one.
00:10:05.700 How much to leave your job.
00:10:06.980 The reason I think this is so funny is because we always, we talked about this like kind of
00:10:10.340 a few weeks ago.
00:10:11.180 The TikTok trend.
00:10:12.080 The TikTok trend where like some guy walks into a store and like there's a person behind him
00:10:16.600 filming like this.
00:10:17.600 And he's like, Hey, can you buy these diapers for me?
00:10:19.980 And the person kind of knows there's like a video like in their peripheral, they kind
00:10:25.020 of see someone filming and they're like, uh, yeah, no problem.
00:10:28.040 And it's like, here's a thousand dollars because you helped me.
00:10:31.080 I want to give you a thousand dollars.
00:10:32.700 And the person cries.
00:10:33.600 So we made the joke that like, whenever someone asks you for like a favor and you kind of see
00:10:37.460 someone filming, you're in a TikTok video.
00:10:39.560 You have to say yes.
00:10:40.540 That's why you say yes.
00:10:42.160 So the people, um, these two clips coming up, they've taken that, uh, dynamic.
00:10:47.600 And they ran with it.
00:10:49.080 And I really like where they took it.
00:10:50.540 They, they subverted it.
00:10:51.980 Yeah.
00:10:53.860 Oh, I'll grab another one after this.
00:10:56.040 I'll, I'll hang on that one for you.
00:10:57.120 Okay.
00:10:57.520 Yeah.
00:10:57.860 I just noticed that now.
00:10:58.880 Yeah.
00:10:59.080 It probably still works just fine, but you know, yeah, it's like my private area.
00:11:03.020 Sir, how much, uh, to quit your job right now on the spot?
00:11:05.520 I wouldn't even know how much to say, I'm honest.
00:11:07.220 Like a grand over, over under?
00:11:09.020 I don't know.
00:11:09.480 Over probably.
00:11:10.320 Really?
00:11:10.720 Yeah.
00:11:11.260 Seven?
00:11:11.840 Seven grand.
00:11:12.680 Seven grand.
00:11:13.260 You think he would?
00:11:13.900 Yeah.
00:11:14.220 I'll keep that in mind.
00:11:14.980 All right.
00:11:15.600 That's it.
00:11:17.540 Seven grand, I'll quit your job.
00:11:18.660 Yeah.
00:11:18.900 All right.
00:11:19.380 Bye.
00:11:19.820 And you can tell he sees the camera too.
00:11:21.660 That cuts to it.
00:11:22.460 It's like, yeah.
00:11:23.300 All right.
00:11:23.720 Thanks.
00:11:24.240 Yeah.
00:11:24.680 That's so good.
00:11:25.620 I love that.
00:11:26.260 There's another one.
00:11:27.440 Uh, play that next one too.
00:11:29.880 Can you pick a number between one and 10?
00:11:32.520 Four.
00:11:33.140 Four?
00:11:33.780 Four.
00:11:34.940 Okay.
00:11:35.460 A four.
00:11:36.120 All right.
00:11:37.760 All right.
00:11:38.320 Here you go.
00:11:41.540 Okay.
00:11:42.800 Here you go.
00:11:43.500 We're trying to spread some kindness.
00:11:45.580 All right.
00:11:46.140 Give back to the community.
00:11:47.720 You know, bless somebody's day.
00:11:49.400 All right.
00:11:50.400 There's four bowling pins for you.
00:11:52.180 Yeah, thanks, man.
00:11:53.300 You have a great day.
00:11:54.160 You too.
00:11:54.880 The guy thought he was going to get like, that's 40 grand or something.
00:11:58.680 You know, here's four bowling pins.
00:12:00.520 You're stuck with bowling pins now.
00:12:02.120 You can't leave them here.
00:12:03.160 Like, you have to take them home in a backpack.
00:12:04.980 It's so good.
00:12:05.900 And like, you thought you were getting into a TikTok.
00:12:07.820 This will go viral.
00:12:08.640 Millions of views.
00:12:09.380 There's some TikTok Zoomers going to give me 15 grand.
00:12:12.620 Yeah.
00:12:13.000 And it saved my life.
00:12:14.060 And it's just, nah, here's four bowling pins.
00:12:16.300 So it's good to see that out there.
00:12:17.480 That's really important.
00:12:18.640 Me too.
00:12:19.140 All right.
00:12:19.920 Next funny bit.
00:12:21.880 This jersey football season has started.
00:12:25.020 It's a Rams game.
00:12:25.640 It's a Rams game.
00:12:26.480 Look at this Rams game custom jersey.
00:12:29.280 January 6th.
00:12:30.380 January 6th.
00:12:32.180 And he kind of looks like an Asian guy or maybe Latino.
00:12:35.180 Hey, I love that.
00:12:36.740 He's doing bits.
00:12:37.440 That's top tier stuff.
00:12:38.620 That's top tier bit.
00:12:40.480 And then our last clip from our funny bits.
00:12:42.520 He's a big fan.
00:12:43.580 He's huge.
00:12:44.320 And if that's you, we'll send you a bass mug.
00:12:46.340 Shoot us a DM.
00:12:47.100 We'll send you a bass mug.
00:12:48.060 For real.
00:12:48.660 Imagine the people in LA studio.
00:12:50.180 In LA too.
00:12:51.080 Yeah.
00:12:51.420 That's where it's at.
00:12:53.260 Our last piece of funny bits, Dash Dabrowski, our favorite person.
00:12:58.280 I don't want to take credit, but the person we've basically king-made.
00:13:03.780 I king-made Dash Dabrowski.
00:13:05.840 You brought some awareness.
00:13:07.660 I was seeing his stuff get posted, and I'm in every hole on the internet.
00:13:13.020 I'm in the Democrat hole.
00:13:14.440 I'm in the leftist, crazy, progressive hole.
00:13:16.440 I'm in the right-wing hole.
00:13:18.000 He's digging around.
00:13:18.860 He's in every hook and cranny.
00:13:20.080 I'm always digging around.
00:13:20.260 The algorithm's feeding me all this stuff.
00:13:22.400 And I was seeing Dash Dabrowski posts where he was getting like 200 likes.
00:13:26.140 So I was early to Dash.
00:13:27.400 I knew I had something there.
00:13:29.080 We put him on.
00:13:30.240 Talked about him on the podcast.
00:13:31.280 Now everyone's kind of roasting him on the right.
00:13:33.160 Like tons of people are.
00:13:34.060 And now we have this funny new Dash cam clip.
00:13:37.780 Go ahead and give it a rip.
00:13:39.280 So Donald Trump just invaded and violated my butt with this ping-hard nuclear white erection.
00:13:46.880 Oh, boy.
00:13:47.920 So for erection, they had to cut insurrection.
00:13:52.640 Yeah.
00:13:52.980 They cut insurrection.
00:13:53.860 That was the edit of the – that was the chef's kiss edit.
00:13:56.760 Yeah.
00:13:57.140 I wanted to do one where we make Dash say the N-word.
00:13:59.660 Ooh.
00:14:00.180 Yeah.
00:14:00.620 And put that out there.
00:14:01.520 Like, Dash, what is this?
00:14:03.420 N.
00:14:04.140 Yeah.
00:14:04.540 All right.
00:14:06.120 And then whoever edited that, we were going to try to shout them out because that was a fantastic edit.
00:14:10.640 But I went back to their Twitter and it said, this tweet is from an account that no longer exists.
00:14:15.340 So.
00:14:15.560 So they got to him.
00:14:16.460 They got to him.
00:14:17.520 Dash has goons, apparently.
00:14:18.880 Dash has goons.
00:14:19.840 That's so true.
00:14:21.020 If you guys make more Dash edits, please send them to us.
00:14:23.820 All right.
00:14:24.380 That's our housekeeping.
00:14:25.620 That was a great housekeeping.
00:14:26.800 Let's move on to Cringe of the Week.
00:14:29.620 All right.
00:14:33.000 First clip of Cringe of the Week.
00:14:35.360 This was a person I've seen on TikTok and Instagram going viral.
00:14:40.700 It's a girl – it's the girl with the huge mouth.
00:14:42.620 Yeah.
00:14:43.380 So –
00:14:43.960 She's kind of a pet of mine, at least.
00:14:46.460 I like to check in from time to time.
00:14:48.120 Yeah.
00:14:48.480 One of Rat Boy's pets.
00:14:50.840 Let's look at this clip that she posted.
00:14:54.160 I know I have a big mouth, but, like, I didn't think that it was, like, that big.
00:14:58.560 But it was, like, the children of America of TikTok that were really, like, no, your mouth is, like, scarily big.
00:15:05.920 I would say make it your biggest asset.
00:15:09.000 Like, make it the – it's your superpower.
00:15:10.700 It's the thing that makes you unique and special and different than everyone else walking.
00:15:14.160 There's too many people that are too similar.
00:15:16.480 And I think everyone should be celebrating what makes them different and what makes them unique.
00:15:19.840 That's awful.
00:15:20.540 Yeah.
00:15:21.420 So she basically said the quiet part out loud where she was, like, I was a normal person.
00:15:26.440 And then everyone – the young people on TikTok said I had a huge mouth, and now I stuff my face like an insane person.
00:15:32.640 You just started stuffing it.
00:15:34.860 You were, like, a normal lady.
00:15:36.300 You probably worked a job.
00:15:37.440 And now you wake up and you go –
00:15:39.440 And you stuff your face full of food.
00:15:42.600 Dude, and I don't blame her.
00:15:43.500 Like, you can probably get, like, a nice little brand deal.
00:15:45.960 Like, oh, the biggest sub, you know, Quiznos subs or something.
00:15:49.780 She stuffs it in, you know.
00:15:50.960 So I don't blame it, but it's, like, God, you're just reduced to your gigantic mouth now.
00:15:56.140 And that's her identity.
00:15:57.240 And it's a similar process for the trans kids on social media, I think, where it's, like, oh, you're a trans or you're a poly whatever.
00:16:04.620 You're a cat boy or a demi-queer.
00:16:07.480 And then you say, oh, yeah, I'm a demi-queer.
00:16:09.940 Then you post it to TikTok.
00:16:11.100 And then all the people are, like, retweet.
00:16:12.920 You're the best.
00:16:13.480 This is so great.
00:16:14.240 You're so brave.
00:16:15.300 And then you're, like, all right, well, I'm a demi-queer, two-soul.
00:16:19.380 What's the – two-spirit.
00:16:20.540 And I'm, like, oh, two-spirit.
00:16:21.720 And you get more and more.
00:16:22.620 So it's kind of, like, it feeds that same thing in the brain of, like, going viral, like the dopamine.
00:16:27.740 And then you kind of get addicted to it.
00:16:29.420 And then you almost have to – you can't backtrack.
00:16:31.900 Like, she can't backtrack and be, like, actually, my mouth is normal.
00:16:34.580 I'm not doing this anymore.
00:16:35.880 She has to keep going.
00:16:37.200 Yeah, and she could have been a girl who's just, like, oh, she's got a big smile, you know.
00:16:40.780 Oh.
00:16:41.020 But then she does that thing where she unhinges the jaw and goes full, like, raptor or whatever you want to call it and makes silly faces.
00:16:48.600 It's, like, ah, I don't know.
00:16:49.840 Is this embarrassing for anybody?
00:16:51.380 Is this – does anyone have any shame?
00:16:52.640 I think it should be a little bit – it's, like, her least flattering thing.
00:16:56.160 That's what I'm saying.
00:16:56.860 If you accentuate the freakish feature that you have –
00:17:00.340 and then it goes viral and you're, like, oh, that means good, it's, like, viral means good, keep going, like, take it into a worse direction.
00:17:07.460 And that explains the trans kids, I think, especially on social media and TikTok.
00:17:11.280 Yeah.
00:17:11.620 Interesting parallel.
00:17:12.460 I did not think you were going there.
00:17:13.680 Yeah.
00:17:14.100 But I agree.
00:17:14.800 And I think if you had, like, a trans kid and then said, hey, no phone for six months, I think that you would have less of a trans kid by the end of it.
00:17:23.720 Yeah.
00:17:24.600 100%.
00:17:25.120 Incredibly.
00:17:26.440 I feel like we've been preaching that type of point forever.
00:17:28.600 So, 100%.
00:17:29.840 Very nice.
00:17:30.620 All right.
00:17:30.920 Moving on.
00:17:32.340 Drag story reader, drag queen.
00:17:35.480 My name is Professor Lionel Longlegs.
00:17:38.520 My pronouns are Faye Fairfares, it, it, it.
00:17:41.240 And they, them is just fine.
00:17:42.900 So, if you wanted to refer to me, you would say Faye is a drag storyteller.
00:17:46.940 It loves to read.
00:17:48.580 And some of their favorite books are Where the Wild Things Are and From the Stars in the Sky to the Fish in the Sea.
00:17:54.020 And I have been reading with Drag Storyteller, with Drag Story Hour, for a year and a half.
00:17:59.620 And my drag character is a drag thing that can be anything in the world.
00:18:04.760 Today, I have space.
00:18:05.900 A lot of times I have a notebook or a car.
00:18:08.360 All sorts of wonderful things.
00:18:10.160 I think that's enough.
00:18:11.740 Yeah.
00:18:12.200 So, this person is, it's interesting.
00:18:14.240 That's NYC Drag Story Hour.
00:18:16.020 NYC Drag Story Hour.
00:18:17.060 Which I think takes public money, I'm pretty sure.
00:18:19.900 Probably at the public libraries.
00:18:21.660 She's been, or it's been doing this for a year and a half.
00:18:24.980 I feel fine saying that.
00:18:26.420 It's been doing this for a year and a half.
00:18:28.580 And then this is interesting.
00:18:29.900 Someone did some research on the drag story, It.
00:18:34.000 And here's her kind of progressing into her, I don't know what to even call it.
00:18:40.800 Into her final form.
00:18:41.720 Into her final form.
00:18:43.420 It says before college, before college, normal, nice girl.
00:18:48.140 Graduation, you got the seed planted in your brain.
00:18:51.480 After college, you're a full-blown it, not even a real person anymore.
00:18:56.120 Yeah.
00:18:56.900 And my initial thought was like, if someone wants to look kind of like a demon, like she says she's space and stuff.
00:19:02.420 But if someone's going to look all black and like paint your face and look freakish and stuff, it's like, believe them.
00:19:08.740 You know, like if this person's giving you demon vibes, like, okay, yeah, yeah, I'm going to go over here now.
00:19:14.620 Yeah.
00:19:14.900 If the person's giving demon vibes, it's very rarely not a demon.
00:19:18.140 That's what I'm saying.
00:19:19.260 Yeah.
00:19:19.520 The demon fully runs that girl.
00:19:21.400 And we see her progression before college, college after.
00:19:25.540 So it's like, makes sense.
00:19:26.900 You go to college, you're away from your parents, you're free to do whatever.
00:19:30.560 And then you kind of fall into these downward spiral traps from like these trans people.
00:19:35.300 But now she's a drag queen storyteller and she's talking to kids who are probably what, four to 10 years old.
00:19:41.820 So it's like, now you're doing what they did to you in college and planting that seed of weirdness, but you're doing it for children who are way younger, way more susceptible.
00:19:50.660 So it's like the amount of kids that are going to get weird from this are way higher than if they waited until college to get weird.
00:19:56.820 Yeah.
00:19:57.180 And they, thems don't, they don't form in a vacuum.
00:20:00.320 They, thems don't form in a vacuum.
00:20:01.680 They form when someone keeps pulling a thread.
00:20:03.760 So.
00:20:04.000 Yeah.
00:20:04.400 So that's how that played out.
00:20:06.340 Shout out.
00:20:07.120 Also shout out to based Latin.
00:20:08.920 Yeah.
00:20:09.200 This guy, he's an Instagram account that we follow and he's been doing a lot of these like kind of source material.
00:20:14.340 Yeah.
00:20:14.660 He's been sending us great stuff.
00:20:16.380 Uh, next clip.
00:20:18.380 Let's do the girl is fat because of white people.
00:20:21.660 Of course.
00:20:23.200 I'm going to prove to you why white people are the reason I'm fat today.
00:20:28.360 If white people didn't go looking for spices, then various sea routes to Indian subcontinent and Africa and other places of the world would not get discovered.
00:20:39.340 And if they didn't get discovered, then East India company would never come to Indian subcontinent.
00:20:44.040 And if they didn't come, then the fertility of the land would not get destroyed because they forced us to cultivate tobacco and dyes and opioid, things like that.
00:20:57.820 And that destroyed the fertility of my country.
00:21:00.860 And then if that didn't happen and if they didn't exploit and extract resources until my ancestors were left with nothing to eat, we wouldn't move to this grain heavy, very little nutritious diet that we have today.
00:21:19.700 Also, if white people didn't come to the Indian subcontinent, then my ancestors would not go through 50 small, medium, large famines in a period of 200 years.
00:21:34.080 That's enough.
00:21:37.220 Yeah.
00:21:37.680 We know where she's going with it.
00:21:39.300 Yeah.
00:21:39.720 We know where she's going with it.
00:21:42.420 That's interesting.
00:21:43.360 They just blame it on white people looking for spices.
00:21:45.380 Yeah.
00:21:45.820 That's the thread.
00:21:46.580 Is that what we were up to?
00:21:46.880 We were just trying to find like spices to make better food.
00:21:49.520 Yeah.
00:21:49.900 We were rooting around.
00:21:51.060 And then that, well, England was for the most part.
00:21:53.200 And then the Dutch East India Trading Company.
00:21:55.260 Of course.
00:21:55.540 Was really rooting around.
00:21:56.980 They had a monopoly, private army, all that.
00:21:59.200 So that's why she's fat.
00:22:00.320 Well, I just have one question.
00:22:02.640 Who puts the food in your mouth?
00:22:05.060 That's very fair.
00:22:07.220 What color is the hand that puts the food in your mouth?
00:22:10.340 Is it brown or is it a white guy going, here comes the grain heavy airplane from 400 years of oppression?
00:22:17.820 That's so true.
00:22:18.980 But yeah, obviously, you know, she's going for like some historical thing.
00:22:22.200 It's like, what if white people didn't?
00:22:23.980 I don't know.
00:22:24.740 Japanese people probably would have got to you.
00:22:27.080 Like, I don't know.
00:22:28.200 Somebody would have filled the gap.
00:22:29.420 The world was not just going to be unexplored forever.
00:22:32.780 Yeah, it's so true.
00:22:33.520 What if no one moved anywhere?
00:22:35.020 It's like there would have been another group right behind him who would have done something similar.
00:22:39.640 Let's show some of the food from a place that hasn't been colonized by white people.
00:22:45.260 The white devil, these horrible people that colonized all these countries and did these horrible things.
00:22:49.940 Let's see what they're eating in a place where white people haven't gotten to.
00:22:53.240 This black piece is a meatloaf made from mosquitoes.
00:22:55.560 It takes 500,000 mosquitoes to make one.
00:22:58.600 At least 100,000 mosquitoes in one bite.
00:23:01.440 Tastes very much like fish meat.
00:23:03.160 Little brother tasted the price response is very real.
00:23:06.000 Every year when the rainy season, Africa Lake Victoria will appear thousands of mosquitoes.
00:23:10.860 Everywhere will form a black whirlwind.
00:23:12.800 The scene is quite shocking.
00:23:14.280 In severe cases, it can block the view.
00:23:16.820 The people here are very happy to see it.
00:23:19.000 For them, mosquitoes are meat.
00:23:21.000 It is a rare treat every year.
00:23:22.600 They're eating bugs like that.
00:23:24.980 They're swinging a pot around and just like getting what they get.
00:23:28.520 And then they pick the mosquitoes and they make mosquito meatloaf.
00:23:33.220 Yeah.
00:23:33.580 Damn white people ruined everything.
00:23:36.080 White people made you fat, but they're still eating mosquitoes in places.
00:23:40.280 Yeah.
00:23:40.680 You can pull this up and get Thai food brought to the door in 25 minutes.
00:23:44.900 Y'all are eating mosquito meatloaf.
00:23:47.060 Which actually might be a point for her.
00:23:49.840 Yeah.
00:23:50.380 White people made the apps.
00:23:51.560 White people did all the preservatives.
00:23:53.560 You got options.
00:23:54.780 You got options.
00:23:55.720 You got convenience.
00:23:56.840 No one's forcing you to not eat the salad.
00:23:58.140 If we didn't bother you, you'd be eating mosquito meatloaf.
00:24:01.180 Mosquito meatloaf is like probably the most disgusting food I can imagine.
00:24:05.880 Yeah.
00:24:06.540 Yeah.
00:24:06.840 And it's like what?
00:24:07.820 The mosquitoes that just bit somebody?
00:24:09.700 So there's like little chunks of blood in there?
00:24:11.900 Human blood mosquito meatloaf.
00:24:14.460 You guys had it way better without us.
00:24:16.860 Malaria season.
00:24:18.100 All right.
00:24:18.560 Let's move on.
00:24:19.360 Kentucky fans flip car because they won a football game?
00:24:23.500 Yeah.
00:24:24.720 They beat Florida.
00:24:26.580 And this is back at school.
00:24:29.560 They flip over some Toyota Camry.
00:24:31.760 Yep.
00:24:32.040 They celebrate.
00:24:35.420 That's it.
00:24:36.300 Lots of energy there.
00:24:38.560 Lots of young people energy there.
00:24:41.760 Where was that energy when they shut down the whole world and stole all of our stuff?
00:24:45.840 We could have used that when Dr. Fauci forced everyone to get the vaccine.
00:24:50.020 Yeah.
00:24:50.160 Where was that energy when they arrested the paddleboarder?
00:24:52.760 Yeah.
00:24:52.940 Where was that energy when they were putting masks on kids and now they talk out of the side of their mouth and can't even fully develop words?
00:24:59.660 Yeah.
00:25:00.000 Where was that?
00:25:00.720 You guys are doing it because you're happy about Florida and Kentucky football.
00:25:04.900 Like, who cares?
00:25:06.140 And a lot of people in the comments are getting mad and they're saying, like, if this was a black person flipping the car, they would be arrested in a second.
00:25:14.180 If this was a black person doing this, they would call it rioting and looting and the police would kill them.
00:25:19.380 The police would kill them.
00:25:21.460 Just bang.
00:25:22.380 The cop, like, takes a shot.
00:25:23.920 Bang, bang, bang.
00:25:24.960 Shooting ducks.
00:25:25.380 Where were you for the last two years?
00:25:27.440 Like, didn't BLM, like, torch cities completely and not get in trouble at all?
00:25:32.460 Didn't they get bailed out by Kamala Harris and Joe Biden?
00:25:35.460 Yeah.
00:25:35.620 Like, oh, if this was a black person, it would be way different.
00:25:38.620 It's like, what are you talking about?
00:25:40.040 They're going to arrest all these kids, too.
00:25:41.800 Yeah.
00:25:42.000 They're going to find them.
00:25:43.080 So that's the part I don't get.
00:25:45.260 If this was black people, it would be way different.
00:25:47.540 So what's your main point?
00:25:49.000 That this energy over a football game is just, like, nothing?
00:25:52.460 Well, the energy over a football game is a waste of energy.
00:25:54.320 It's a waste of young man energy, wasting it on that.
00:25:59.220 And then the double standard people think exists doesn't exist because BLM went and rioted and looted for a year and no one did basically anything.
00:26:08.340 Yep.
00:26:09.080 So no argument here.
00:26:11.100 Yep.
00:26:11.820 Next clip.
00:26:12.620 Let's do some COVID stuff.
00:26:14.200 All right.
00:26:14.700 After two years and seven months of COVID restrictions, all mandates are gone in just under six hours.
00:26:21.500 So.
00:26:21.980 Six hours.
00:26:23.200 Remember that?
00:26:23.880 The zero COVID, everyone locked down.
00:26:26.320 Yeah.
00:26:26.720 New Zealand was, like, one of the most annoying and worst.
00:26:29.800 Australia and New Zealand really got out of hand.
00:26:31.620 Yeah.
00:26:31.820 They basically, like, tested how far they could take their COVID restrictions in those two places.
00:26:36.660 Yep.
00:26:36.820 And they just tested it and were like, all right, what can we do?
00:26:39.060 And they basically got to, like, we can put people in camps.
00:26:41.960 Put people in camps, zones where you could just be pulled over.
00:26:45.900 And it's like, what zone are you in, mate?
00:26:47.920 And it's like, well, that's unacceptable.
00:26:50.480 And then one of the most annoying things about watching this was Jacinda.
00:26:54.120 Jacinda.
00:26:54.780 Oh, yeah.
00:26:55.320 Just smiling through, like, so you won't be able to go to your house or to your mate's house?
00:27:00.480 And, like, I just wanted to shake her.
00:27:02.680 Yeah.
00:27:02.980 And she has, like, you know, the, oh, I'm a mother.
00:27:05.760 But that stupid bobbing head smile while she's taking away her freedoms, it's like, we need those Kentucky fans to be doing something with that.
00:27:14.480 I wish.
00:27:15.560 And then, like, play that next, just send a clip.
00:27:17.300 Yeah.
00:27:17.860 You'll see the smiling.
00:27:18.980 People use masks for their own individual reasons.
00:27:21.700 They may personally be vulnerable.
00:27:23.480 They may have events they want to make sure they're not unwell for.
00:27:26.560 They may not have had COVID-19.
00:27:28.960 We all just need to respect everyone's individual decisions.
00:27:32.060 Now it's time to respect everyone's individual decisions.
00:27:36.160 Yeah.
00:27:36.800 There was a couple years where we weren't, where we were going as far as we can and locking people up and putting them in camps and taking their jobs away and not letting them go to school and forcing them to get an experimental vaccine.
00:27:46.580 That's pretty much proven to be not very good.
00:27:49.720 But now it's time to respect people's decisions.
00:27:52.600 Yeah.
00:27:52.840 The individual.
00:27:53.500 The individual.
00:27:54.880 The toothy grin and the bobbing head.
00:27:56.540 I hate this woman.
00:27:57.520 And the other thing is, that's two and a half years.
00:28:02.580 Yeah.
00:28:03.140 Two and a half.
00:28:03.940 Two years and seven months of COVID restrictions for these Muppets.
00:28:07.440 Absolutely nuts.
00:28:08.280 There was a really good tweet that basically summed it up.
00:28:11.180 And it's from this guy, Viva Frey.
00:28:13.520 And the tweet is, it went from Jenny McCarthy, the Hollywood celeb, is a crazy anti-vaxxer, to Dr. Robert Malone, the co-creator of the mRNA vaccine technology, is a crazy anti-vaxxer.
00:28:26.260 And that was totally okay with way too many people.
00:28:29.180 Yeah.
00:28:29.300 I actually saw, I think it was Denmark, just banned or barred extra COVID doses for healthy people under 50.
00:28:39.080 Oh, nice.
00:28:39.480 So, like, there's a little bit of, you know, pushback in certain places.
00:28:42.980 There was also a thing that said that the military forcing everyone to get it, get the COVID shot, was unconstitutional.
00:28:50.000 Yeah.
00:28:50.360 It said, new docs confirmed Pentagon unlawfully forced all U.S. service members to take unlicensed COVID shots.
00:28:56.500 No FDA-approved shots were available.
00:28:58.340 A new FOIA document obtained by the dossier provides, without a doubt, that the U.S. Department of Defense did not have FDA-approved COVID-19 vaccines in its possession, despite top DOD officials claiming otherwise, while unlawfully forcing service members to take the shots under the very real threat of separation, court-martial, and other severe ramifications.
00:29:19.180 Interesting.
00:29:19.940 So, we were basically, obviously, correct on that.
00:29:22.360 We were also saying to people, don't get the shot if you don't want it, and keep waiting it out, because eventually the courts will catch up, lawyers will get involved, and you will be proven right.
00:29:34.600 And then, like it's happening now, now not everyone has to get it or whatever.
00:29:38.780 All you had to do was really wait it out.
00:29:40.680 Survive the short-term pain for the ultimate win, right?
00:29:43.540 Yeah, exactly.
00:29:45.520 Moving on to our next piece.
00:29:47.360 This is my favorite piece of Cringe of the Week this week.
00:29:50.100 Jimmy Kimmel did a bit at the Emmys, where basically it was like the late-night comedy of the year award, and Jimmy Kimmel, I think, was presenting it.
00:30:00.860 He was up for it, and he's been up for it for 13 years in a row, and he has never won.
00:30:07.060 So, he did a bit when he didn't win, where he just fell on the ground and pretended to be dead.
00:30:12.160 He didn't win, and so he fainted or whatever.
00:30:14.940 Yeah, he did a fake faint, and this other lady won, this black lady won, and because she's black and he did a bit they didn't like, everyone's saying, this is white privilege, this is racist, this is what white privilege looks like, Jimmy Kimmel's ruining this black woman's moment, all that stuff.
00:30:30.140 Should I play it first?
00:30:30.740 Yeah, check out a couple of them.
00:30:36.260 Skipping forward here, so she wins, and Jimmy Kimmel's up there laying on the ground, right?
00:30:44.740 Laying on the ground.
00:30:45.740 Pretending to be dead.
00:30:54.580 Jimmy, wake up, I won!
00:30:56.020 There's dead Jimmy.
00:30:57.660 Jimmy?
00:30:58.900 Okay, hold my phone.
00:30:59.860 Um...
00:31:01.860 See, everyone's clapping, everything's normal, it's a bit, maybe he didn't think it was funny, I get it, it's a little funny.
00:31:16.780 Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel has trash bits, I get it.
00:31:18.920 Like, it's not a huge deal, but now everyone online is freaking out, saying this is white privilege, Jimmy Kimmel's using his white privilege, he ruined this black woman's moment, where it's like,
00:31:28.020 not everything needs to be a racist white privilege incident if it happens to a black person.
00:31:34.580 Yeah.
00:31:34.720 Like, if you, if a black person gets cut enough in line in the store, or if someone walks into a restaurant, and there's a black hostess, and they turn around right away and leave,
00:31:44.180 maybe it's because they saw the bartender who went to their high school with them, and they don't feel like talking to the bartender.
00:31:49.060 That sounds personal.
00:31:49.720 Maybe a black person got cut in line because they saw, the person who came in saw two registers and thought there were two different lines.
00:31:55.820 It's not like, oh, I'm cutting this black person because they're black and I'm white, and it's like a white supremacy thing.
00:32:01.900 Like, not everything has to be this racist incident where we apply, like, the worst possible motives to the person.
00:32:07.320 And because it ends up making people feel like they have to be on eggshells around black people, if you have in any situation or any encounter with a black person that isn't, like, perfectly ideal, then it's like a, oh, you're being racist, or this is because she's black.
00:32:20.640 And it's just like, you can't just make a joke and do a bit that maybe not everyone liked.
00:32:24.520 Why does it have to be some, like...
00:32:26.120 There's no room for error.
00:32:27.340 Yeah.
00:32:27.940 There's no room for...
00:32:28.420 Now it's, like, evidence of, like, this horrible, way worse thing when it's just a person making a joke.
00:32:33.520 And it's like, oh, it's not racist if you make a joke with a black person who's the butt of the joke or is the person who's, you know, in the joke.
00:32:42.680 Yeah.
00:32:43.200 Because that's actually looking at them as equals.
00:32:46.520 Exactly.
00:32:46.960 Where everyone can get roasted.
00:32:47.960 Everyone's involved.
00:32:48.760 It's like, if you're going to do a joke and say, I'm not going to make a joke about a black person, that's actually more racist because you're saying, I'm here.
00:32:54.440 Black people are here.
00:32:55.340 I can't make fun of them because they're below me.
00:32:57.320 Exactly.
00:32:57.760 I can't talk down.
00:32:58.880 Yeah.
00:32:59.100 I can't go down.
00:33:00.000 And to be honest, like, I know the point you're making, and obviously everyone in our audience agrees, like, race has nothing to do with it.
00:33:06.660 It was a trash bit.
00:33:08.220 But people on Twitter are going to say whatever they want.
00:33:10.800 But Jimmy Kimmel couldn't have happened to a better person, you know?
00:33:14.760 Yeah.
00:33:15.040 Oh, he's the good boy.
00:33:16.160 He tells, oh, Donald Trump, mean.
00:33:18.480 And he plays by all the rules and does all the things except for that little blackface incident in 1999 or whatever it was.
00:33:24.460 The Kareem Abdul-Jabbar video or whatever.
00:33:26.040 Karl Malone.
00:33:26.640 The Karl Malone, yeah.
00:33:27.640 Um, but, so, anyway, it's like, I love it when a good boy, as we call him, you know, somebody who plays by all the woke rules, who plays by all the shit, gets a little taste of that, like, backlash, you know?
00:33:38.580 Yeah.
00:33:39.140 Um, it's like, Jimmy, this is the bed you made.
00:33:41.840 Hop in.
00:33:42.580 Yeah.
00:33:42.960 Hop in.
00:33:43.360 You got to apologize now, buddy.
00:33:44.820 It's time to get in the bed you made.
00:33:46.200 Yeah.
00:33:46.460 But now we, yeah, we're not allowed to do that.
00:33:48.260 There needs to be, uh, no bad encounters for black people.
00:33:52.620 Anything less than a perfect, polite encounter where you have reverence for these black people is now racist because this is the post-truth world that George Soros has created.
00:34:01.200 Yeah.
00:34:01.940 Yeah.
00:34:02.680 And another George contributed to, right?
00:34:04.740 Yeah.
00:34:05.520 Exactly.
00:34:06.420 Exactly.
00:34:07.560 George F.
00:34:08.840 G.
00:34:09.000 G.
00:34:09.320 G.
00:34:09.340 G.
00:34:09.360 G.
00:34:09.380 G.
00:34:10.260 Um, which takes us to our next section, the Urban Decay section.
00:34:13.600 Let's see what we got here.
00:34:15.160 Our first clip of Urban Decay.
00:34:17.540 When you wake up in the morning, your front door is open, you look over, there's some random
00:34:20.860 man sitting on the floor drinking soda, watching you sleep, part one.
00:34:27.500 So he wakes up in his house and there's just a stranger street rat on his, on the floor.
00:34:33.240 Yeah.
00:34:34.020 But maybe that's white privilege.
00:34:35.280 I don't know how to do it.
00:34:36.180 Yeah.
00:34:36.420 Let him lay.
00:34:37.080 Jimmy Kimmel can't lay down.
00:34:38.440 This guy can, though.
00:34:39.380 Yeah.
00:34:39.980 Jimmy Kimmel can't lay down and do what he wants.
00:34:42.560 This guy, you have to offer him something.
00:34:44.760 And the first reaction, of course, is to film for the TikTok instead of immediately start
00:34:48.660 swinging and fighting this guy and getting him out.
00:34:51.160 How insane is that?
00:34:52.360 I think in Illinois, uh, the cops won't even take him out starting in January or whenever
00:34:57.060 they pass that bill.
00:34:58.020 So you call the cops for the safety act or whatever in Illinois and say, hey, there's
00:35:02.060 someone in my house who I don't know.
00:35:03.460 My hands are tied.
00:35:04.280 He gets the left half of the fridge.
00:35:05.580 And it's like, well, we're not sending anyone.
00:35:07.960 And you gotta have to, you gotta have to deal with it yourself, but you also can't protect
00:35:11.280 yourself with any weapons or anything.
00:35:12.800 So it's kind of just Mad Max world now.
00:35:15.420 Yeah.
00:35:16.020 Enjoy.
00:35:16.840 Uh, Chank Uger had some great before and after tweets in June of 2020.
00:35:20.760 He said, I'm done.
00:35:22.120 I'm now supporting defund the police.
00:35:24.120 One hundred percent.
00:35:25.200 I already largely agree with the substance of the argument.
00:35:27.660 And now I'm down for the framing too.
00:35:29.700 There is no reform or transformation that can fix this.
00:35:32.440 We have to start over completely rebuild policing in this country.
00:35:36.760 And then a few days ago, Chank tweeted, well, people who came up with the defund police
00:35:42.260 slogan and admit they were wrong.
00:35:43.920 It was wildly counterproductive framing.
00:35:46.140 You don't speak for the left and neither do people pushing the counterproductive abolished
00:35:50.340 prisons.
00:35:51.400 Polls show that almost no one on the left agrees with you.
00:35:53.980 A full one 80, dude, I can't believe people do full one 80s this much.
00:36:00.600 Like the framing too.
00:36:02.140 Yeah.
00:36:02.440 That's what I'm saying is he had deep thoughts about this.
00:36:04.980 The first time he tweeted it, he's like, I, there's two pieces of it, the substance
00:36:08.540 and the framing.
00:36:09.400 And he's like, I'm on board with both.
00:36:11.720 Now, now it's a complete flip flop.
00:36:13.720 Who did the substance and framing to this thing?
00:36:15.980 This is crazy.
00:36:17.440 No one agrees with this, but that's what happens.
00:36:20.200 You just kind of like Bill Maher does just, you know, whatever the right thing is in
00:36:24.480 that moment to get you points.
00:36:25.640 And that's what I'm saying.
00:36:27.080 This was June 25th, 2020.
00:36:28.940 This is the peak of the riots, COVID riots, riots were okay during COVID.
00:36:33.360 Remember the, like that wasn't a super spreader event.
00:36:35.600 So he got caught up in the moment on the bad side of it instead of sticking to his fundamentals.
00:36:40.320 And look what happens.
00:36:41.420 You do a full one 80 cause you're a Muppet.
00:36:43.320 And it's funny because when he's talking now, now there's election coming up and he's like,
00:36:47.200 anyone who's saying defund the police is, you know, is wrong.
00:36:50.240 Stop saying it.
00:36:51.060 No one supports it.
00:36:52.300 It's like, that's the correct take now because our elections are coming up and there's so
00:36:55.900 much crime in these Democrat cities.
00:36:57.840 And then you have, now you have to, now you have to like do an honest tweet.
00:37:01.280 And it's just like, you completely use the same words as two years ago.
00:37:05.920 And I guess hopefully no one remembers.
00:37:07.880 Got to the exact opposite conclusion.
00:37:09.840 And I'm sure someone just control F on Twitter framing and like, let's see, or defund the police.
00:37:15.900 Yeah.
00:37:16.340 He made it a nice hashtag for us.
00:37:18.500 Yeah.
00:37:18.920 Thanks buddy.
00:37:19.720 Next clip.
00:37:20.480 Uh, Pitbull attacks Clydesdale.
00:37:22.820 This should be an uplifting actually.
00:37:28.180 Pitbull's going crazy.
00:37:29.340 Getting kicked by the horse.
00:37:30.500 It's okay.
00:37:31.200 Mindless Pitbull keeps coming back.
00:37:33.280 Gets hurt.
00:37:34.480 Keeps coming back.
00:37:37.760 Clydesdale's a little tied up.
00:37:39.260 Obviously.
00:37:39.740 Everyone's screaming and freaking out.
00:37:48.420 Get the dog.
00:37:57.300 Get the dog.
00:38:00.520 Oh, here comes the real stomp.
00:38:02.660 You see how that got resolved?
00:38:18.300 Yeah.
00:38:18.900 When everyone was screaming and crying and the kids are crying and yelling and the ladies screaming.
00:38:25.420 The Pitbull's in, we're in the Pitbull's world.
00:38:28.440 Yeah.
00:38:28.660 Where everyone's in charge.
00:38:30.000 All the tones are all like up high and frantic and then that feeds the Pitbull's brain and it's not going to stop him.
00:38:36.200 And he does whatever he wants.
00:38:37.680 And then someone comes over and starts yelling easy, easy in a low bass voice.
00:38:43.300 And everyone chills out real quick, including the dog.
00:38:46.440 Yeah.
00:38:46.860 And that's how you resolve things.
00:38:48.380 Yeah.
00:38:48.680 You need that deep, that deep bass voice.
00:38:51.300 Pitbull doesn't respect the little screaming and whining.
00:38:53.560 Yeah.
00:38:53.740 He goes, oh, that's, that's good.
00:38:55.240 So toxic masculinity saves the day.
00:38:57.920 And if we had done, I guess what this other lady's approach was and took the other lady's lead with her whiny, like pleading, crying, please stop, pray sounds.
00:39:07.560 You get what you get.
00:39:09.220 Yeah.
00:39:09.500 I will say masculine energy plus a pretty powerful horse kick ended the day.
00:39:15.620 So there's two pieces.
00:39:16.960 But how about that?
00:39:17.980 Everyone was going crazy and frantic.
00:39:19.440 Like even the other guys chasing the dog and those high pitch, like that dog loves that.
00:39:25.800 Yeah.
00:39:25.980 And then easy, easy.
00:39:27.580 And the dog's like, what is that?
00:39:29.160 Yeah.
00:39:29.500 Someone's here to mess me.
00:39:30.780 Uh-oh.
00:39:31.040 What's that?
00:39:31.700 Now the dog is on alert.
00:39:32.940 So toxic masculinity saves the day once again.
00:39:37.220 Let's do our Philly drive-thru.
00:39:39.280 Okay.
00:39:39.420 Someone recorded this video driving through Philly.
00:39:44.220 Everyone's on drugs and trash everywhere.
00:39:47.060 Trash everywhere.
00:39:47.760 Everyone's on drugs.
00:39:49.440 People are leaning weird.
00:39:51.220 Drug dealers are whistling to alert people that a car is coming through.
00:39:55.300 Yep.
00:39:55.720 Spotters.
00:39:57.940 So just another fully destroyed city, Democrat destroyed city.
00:40:04.140 I'd love to see a picture of this block in 1950 and just see what was happening then.
00:40:09.040 Exactly.
00:40:09.700 A lot of the, obviously the Democrat cities are going to shit.
00:40:12.200 Um, there was a stat that came out from San Francisco where half of the cities, uh, roughly
00:40:18.720 a third are looking to leave and a majority say life in the city is worse than when they
00:40:22.700 moved here.
00:40:23.560 Yeah.
00:40:24.040 And then there was like a violent crime stat too, right?
00:40:25.960 Like one in, is it one in two people have had a crime happen to them?
00:40:30.260 Half of residents claim they have been the victim of a crime in the last five years.
00:40:34.060 So that's 50%.
00:40:35.220 And granted, it's going to be a majority.
00:40:37.360 Like my window was broken.
00:40:38.840 My car was stolen from whatever.
00:40:40.460 It's not like total, total victimization, but it's like, when you start looking, you
00:40:45.120 go 50%, 50%.
00:40:48.040 And then one in three plan on leaving.
00:40:50.860 And that's after already how many people have left.
00:40:54.160 So that, if you think about that overlap, 50% victims of crime, a third are thinking of
00:40:59.180 leaving.
00:40:59.440 So that little portion of the crime victims who are just like, I'm staying.
00:41:03.260 Yeah.
00:41:03.740 Not every person is thinking of leaving, but every person basically has been the victim
00:41:08.420 of a crime.
00:41:09.200 Yep.
00:41:09.440 There's some math to do there.
00:41:10.760 A majority of residents say the city is collapsing.
00:41:13.820 Yeah.
00:41:14.180 Just like, guys, it sounds like you need someone who knew how to run a city back in
00:41:20.020 the day to come in and clean it up.
00:41:21.400 Because the progressive, the equity, climate change, inclusion running of a city kind of
00:41:26.700 leads to just urban decay and fentanyl and your car being broken into.
00:41:31.400 Yeah, exactly.
00:41:32.460 And that's how you get this next story where a pickpocket in Times Square has been arrested
00:41:38.980 dozens of times over 30 years.
00:41:41.380 Pickpocket has been lifting from Times Square tourists, comma, workers for 30 years.
00:41:46.380 You'd think he'd just stick with the tourists, but he's getting workers every once in a while.
00:41:50.200 30 years.
00:41:51.080 It's a full-time job.
00:41:52.260 Exactly.
00:41:53.100 A serial, an accused serial of pickpocket who preys on Times Square tourists can't keep
00:41:56.520 him fingers to himself, authorities said.
00:41:59.500 Dedrick, I thought it was going to be Derek, but it's Dedrick Williams, 53, has a dozen arrests
00:42:04.760 since March alone, the latest of more than 40 busts dating back to 1984, and yet he keeps
00:42:10.920 getting released without bail.
00:42:12.720 He is a prolific pickpocket preying on tourists and working people in Times Square for over
00:42:16.520 30 years.
00:42:17.400 Ooh, we need to get Justin Awad to find this guy.
00:42:20.640 Interview him and ask him three times three times three.
00:42:22.960 And then the article continues.
00:42:24.360 It says, there's no consequence, so he keeps doing it.
00:42:27.600 And there's a couple other little blurbs.
00:42:30.340 Another cop, like he's known to all the police.
00:42:32.760 A cop says he's definitely targeting the area and picking on the most innocent people, tourists,
00:42:37.460 who it is hard to believe are naive to the amount of crime in this city, blah, blah, blah.
00:42:45.080 30 years.
00:42:46.500 Doesn't get, gets released every time with no bail.
00:42:49.640 Yeah.
00:42:49.960 Isn't that the guy you kind of would just say, hey, you're a criminal.
00:42:53.280 You're not learning.
00:42:54.380 You continue to be a criminal.
00:42:55.660 You're locked up for 10 years.
00:42:57.480 Yeah.
00:42:57.840 Well, one last point.
00:42:58.940 Manhattan prosecutors asked for $30,000 bail, which I assume he wouldn't be able to afford.
00:43:03.660 But the judge ordered that Williams be set free on supervised release.
00:43:07.360 Supervised.
00:43:08.480 Yeah.
00:43:09.120 And that was my initial thought is at any point, are there just, is there, there's no adult
00:43:14.780 in the room who just goes, hey guys, we got a serial one here.
00:43:19.660 I know it's crazy.
00:43:20.980 I know the rules say this and that, but like, let's make an exception here and just like kind
00:43:25.320 of keep this guy at Rikers.
00:43:26.680 Yeah.
00:43:26.980 Like they have like this like equity thing, this like inclusion thing where they can't
00:43:30.940 have like too many black people and people of color arrested.
00:43:34.160 But it's like, you got, that doesn't mean none.
00:43:37.020 Exactly.
00:43:37.300 You got to kind of arrest some still.
00:43:39.680 Yeah.
00:43:39.920 And that would be a person who you arrest.
00:43:42.120 Yeah.
00:43:42.340 But so, I mean, that was my first thought.
00:43:44.380 Like nobody steps up and goes, I'm a special prosecutor for extenuating circumstances.
00:43:49.160 You know, like there's no mechanism in place to actually get justice.
00:43:52.500 Yeah.
00:43:53.100 It's very sad.
00:43:54.160 Very, very not good.
00:43:55.800 A murderer who stabbed spouse 50 times released after three years.
00:44:00.620 Yeah.
00:44:00.800 This says a killer who stabbed a stranger 50 times committed for three years before being
00:44:06.060 released.
00:44:06.400 So they, he probably pled insanity and they got, it wasn't even a spouse.
00:44:09.720 It was a stranger.
00:44:10.700 Yeah.
00:44:11.040 Oh, my bad.
00:44:11.840 Yeah.
00:44:12.200 It's okay.
00:44:14.060 Committed for three years before being released is now on a dating site, describing himself
00:44:18.380 as an easygoing adventurer who believes in universal connection, recently getting back
00:44:22.520 from two years of travel.
00:44:24.260 And like the article and the people are all saying like, this is dangerous.
00:44:27.980 This guy is like lying to people on the dating site, pretending that that's the issue.
00:44:32.420 And it's like, isn't the issue you only got three years for stabbing someone 50 times
00:44:36.920 a stranger.
00:44:37.940 Yes.
00:44:38.280 Isn't that worse than him being on the dating site?
00:44:40.620 Yeah.
00:44:40.760 We need to protect the women.
00:44:41.940 It's like, we need to just lock him up.
00:44:43.660 There's no result.
00:44:44.740 There's no.
00:44:45.240 Yeah.
00:44:45.640 He got, he, he's going to be doing less time than like the January six people who just
00:44:51.420 like stumbled into the Capitol because they got ushered in.
00:44:54.800 So isn't that kind of something?
00:44:56.620 Yeah.
00:44:56.800 He spent a couple of years in a soft padded room and goes, I was traveling.
00:44:59.820 I was backpacking Europe.
00:45:01.300 He's just schizo, fully schizo.
00:45:03.900 Yeah.
00:45:04.120 I'm in Europe right now.
00:45:05.660 And 50 times stabbed too.
00:45:06.980 That's not like self-defense.
00:45:08.520 You stab somebody.
00:45:09.140 That's like, you just lost it and just stabbed away 50 times.
00:45:12.660 50 times.
00:45:13.220 Okay.
00:45:13.600 Yeah.
00:45:14.080 No, he's rehabilitated.
00:45:15.440 Some like stupid, like fat social worker goes, yeah, it looks good to me.
00:45:20.320 Let's him out.
00:45:21.000 So, uh, and the funny, not the funny part, but an interesting part of this is a friend
00:45:28.140 or yeah, a friend or acquaintance of the victim who he stabbed 50 times was the person who like
00:45:33.820 reported this and brought it all was like, what the hell she's on a dating app and goes,
00:45:38.300 that's the fucking guy who stabbed him 50 times.
00:45:41.260 So it's like, nobody was really looking.
00:45:43.820 It was like someone happened to catch him.
00:45:47.140 Good.
00:45:47.780 Well, he's out and he's single.
00:45:50.680 Um, next clip, the bathroom fight.
00:45:53.660 Let's do the second one.
00:45:54.920 Not the one Tucker already showed.
00:45:56.780 Yeah.
00:45:57.100 Do you want to do both?
00:45:58.260 I'll just run this.
00:45:59.280 This is the one where the kid gets his head thrown into the wall.
00:46:03.460 Got to get stomped on the ground by the twice as big black kid.
00:46:08.720 White supremacy in the face.
00:46:14.060 Poor kid.
00:46:16.460 Beaumont, Texas.
00:46:17.480 A kid, a kid away from home in school.
00:46:19.920 And that's what happens in school.
00:46:21.300 Yeah.
00:46:21.520 The gigantic kid who probably got held back a grade is kicking you in the face in the
00:46:25.700 bathroom where there's no cameras.
00:46:27.940 Imagine the white wimpy kid at one of these schools, just being like, I'll hold it.
00:46:31.620 Or like asking to go during class instead of in between breaks.
00:46:36.680 So then you want to show the other one?
00:46:38.580 Let's do the next one too.
00:46:39.580 Which is more white supremacy.
00:46:40.860 More white supremacy in the same town, I believe.
00:46:43.440 Really?
00:46:44.120 Beaumont, Texas.
00:46:44.960 These are both coming from, I think they might be different high schools, but they're both
00:46:47.820 Beaumont, Texas.
00:46:52.060 So here you go.
00:47:01.620 Another face kick on the ground.
00:47:15.220 Kick in the face.
00:47:16.380 One, two, three, four goons just watching this little kid get beat up and kicked on the ground.
00:47:22.460 Yeah.
00:47:22.860 And if this obviously was reverse situation where it was a white group of white kids beating
00:47:27.200 up a black kid, you wouldn't, they'd burn, they would burn the whole town down.
00:47:31.620 2020 round two guys come in.
00:47:34.320 But this is ignored deal.
00:47:35.540 He's not interested in this case.
00:47:37.600 Doesn't matter.
00:47:38.300 Cause white supremacy is an issue.
00:47:39.920 He sees racism when Elmo ignores a kid, but this it's like, ah, we don't know the context.
00:47:45.900 You know, it'd be something like that.
00:47:47.500 That's so true.
00:47:48.220 And like now it feels like more than ever.
00:47:50.160 And we've talked about this in the show.
00:47:51.200 There's like this animosity.
00:47:52.820 There's like this black versus white race thing where black people think that white people
00:47:58.600 are the oppressors because of the media and everything that's been told to them in school
00:48:01.700 and at every level and reinforced by every institution we have in our country.
00:48:07.300 So now there's like this thing where like black people think that they owe some pushback
00:48:13.060 against white people.
00:48:14.060 And if you fight a white guy, it's okay.
00:48:15.480 And you beat them up, it's okay.
00:48:17.120 And then on the other end to back them up, no one gets in trouble.
00:48:20.500 No one gets arrested.
00:48:21.880 Everyone gets released on no bail.
00:48:23.700 So it's like you commit these crimes, you beat these people up.
00:48:26.420 And instead of getting in trouble for it, like you would have in like the nineties, now
00:48:30.400 you get let go and you almost get like a pat, you know, slap on the wrist.
00:48:33.560 And it's like, oh, get back out there.
00:48:35.120 You didn't really do anything too bad because the victim was white.
00:48:38.520 Yeah.
00:48:38.760 So it creates this double standard that makes obviously these groups not happy with each
00:48:43.340 other.
00:48:43.560 And also makes white people frustrated.
00:48:45.660 Of course.
00:48:46.440 There's going to be a retaliation.
00:48:48.300 So then white people might go beat up a black person.
00:48:50.420 And then when that happens, that'll be the George Floyd thing that kicks it all off.
00:48:53.920 That's, that's the hate crime part.
00:48:55.440 Um, that's like when the, in football, they say that the ref always sees the guy retaliate.
00:49:00.320 Yeah.
00:49:00.660 You know?
00:49:00.980 And so that's what it would be in the justice system.
00:49:03.040 A hundred percent.
00:49:03.360 So we have this stuff happening.
00:49:05.020 It's going to keep bubbling and boiling over.
00:49:07.320 White people will get mad.
00:49:08.700 They'll fight back.
00:49:09.620 They'll have a clip like this on social media.
00:49:11.360 And then everyone will go, look at this.
00:49:12.960 This is the thing we told you about.
00:49:14.100 This is a white person attacking a black guy or a white person shooting a black guy.
00:49:17.500 And it's going to be because of the hate crime, hate crime, hate crime.
00:49:20.720 But the, the, the preamble to it was nothing.
00:49:23.780 That was just kids being kids.
00:49:25.500 That's the dynamic now, but do not fret.
00:49:28.560 Do not be down.
00:49:29.560 Do not get discouraged.
00:49:30.540 We are coming into our uplifting gold section.
00:49:33.780 Yeah.
00:49:34.740 All right.
00:49:35.300 Our first uplifting.
00:49:36.040 Hard not to fret.
00:49:36.900 What do you see little kids getting beat up by someone twice as big as them too?
00:49:41.260 Yeah.
00:49:41.540 You know?
00:49:41.780 And it's like the, the kicks on the ground, the kids doing this.
00:49:46.460 Yeah.
00:49:46.860 I mean, we gotta, there's gotta be some sort of rule when like a person's just doing this,
00:49:50.820 protecting their head.
00:49:52.400 Anything you do on top of that is like an aggressive more assault.
00:49:56.100 Yeah.
00:49:56.360 It's not just a fight.
00:49:57.560 It's not just like a bar fight.
00:49:59.100 And it's like, oh, you got knocked out and then you hit your head or something.
00:50:01.760 Like you were, you were squaring up too.
00:50:03.660 Yeah.
00:50:03.860 So you're getting stomped out on the ground in the fetal position in school.
00:50:07.220 Yeah.
00:50:07.480 A UFC ref would have called it like five strikes ago.
00:50:11.340 Yeah.
00:50:11.600 And that, that strike where you're kicking someone and you're standing and they're on
00:50:16.140 the ground and you're kicking them in the face.
00:50:17.460 That's illegal in UFC.
00:50:18.720 Of course.
00:50:19.440 Yeah.
00:50:19.580 It's like, and that's.
00:50:20.520 You can't kick when someone's knee's on the ground.
00:50:22.060 Yeah.
00:50:22.280 Yeah.
00:50:22.500 And then that's, and, uh, not, not that real life you have to play by UFC rules, but it's just
00:50:26.880 like that shows you how much of a, and legally too, if you kick someone while they're down,
00:50:32.380 I think it counts as like a way worse, uh, form of assault.
00:50:35.700 Yeah.
00:50:35.920 Like, or attempted murder or something, but it's along those aggravated assault.
00:50:39.900 Yeah.
00:50:40.400 Which in Illinois, you're good.
00:50:42.760 Don't even bother calling the cops.
00:50:44.260 See you.
00:50:44.760 Hey, we'll see you at your trial.
00:50:46.020 If you want to, if you want to come.
00:50:49.320 Exactly.
00:50:49.920 So that's, what's going on.
00:50:51.140 All you can do is.
00:50:52.920 Well, and that's.
00:50:53.760 Make sure you don't become a victim to it.
00:50:55.520 Yeah.
00:50:55.860 Go into the bathroom with your boys, like go with the spot or something.
00:50:58.720 And then like, stop.
00:50:59.980 If you see that, you have to stop it.
00:51:01.460 And then if you are a kid like that, you have to be strong and work out and like, uh, able
00:51:08.280 to protect yourself.
00:51:09.220 Yeah.
00:51:09.600 Unpinnable.
00:51:10.100 Cause no one's coming to protect you.
00:51:11.440 Yeah.
00:51:11.960 And that's the thing too, that makes it so, uh, like that makes me angry.
00:51:16.860 It's like kids, kids don't have self-defense.
00:51:19.280 They're in school.
00:51:20.100 You can't have a weapon.
00:51:21.240 You can't have a knife.
00:51:22.100 You can't have a gun.
00:51:22.820 You can't have even pepper spray or anything.
00:51:25.140 You know what I mean?
00:51:26.260 And so adults, they don't have that issue, but kids, you just get sent to the school
00:51:29.440 where the teachers and security and whatever don't take care of you.
00:51:32.640 You know what?
00:51:33.200 Yeah.
00:51:33.660 You know, you're the goons are in the bathroom.
00:51:36.140 Yo, I'm sure those kids are straight A students up to fucking, you know, they're charity
00:51:40.140 workers on the weekends.
00:51:41.060 Yeah, exactly.
00:51:41.940 Like I know those kids are known to the faculty.
00:51:44.700 They're known to be disruptive.
00:51:46.660 Nobody fucking does anything.
00:51:47.700 So, and they're the kids that do the videos at like this in the school gym with, like
00:51:50.940 with the guns and they go like, Oh, I got it on me.
00:51:54.500 I got it on me.
00:51:55.740 And it's interesting too, because that fight, like people fight, kids fight.
00:52:00.240 That's kind of part of growing up, but there's like a code to it.
00:52:04.020 You kind of mentioned it about how, like, you know, like you don't kick people on the
00:52:07.140 ground if they're knocked out already.
00:52:08.460 Like it's kind of a thing.
00:52:09.680 Kids not fighting.
00:52:10.420 Like he covered himself for five blows.
00:52:12.240 Yeah.
00:52:12.440 Like, so growing up, like I have a good, I have a great dad growing up.
00:52:16.120 My dad told me like, if you're ever in a fight, you never throw the first punch.
00:52:19.380 Yep.
00:52:19.680 But if someone throws the first punch at you, you finish the fight.
00:52:22.500 Yeah.
00:52:22.980 So it's like, I'll never throw the first punch.
00:52:24.660 So it's like, I'm kind of like legally liability wise for my dad covered where it's like, I'm
00:52:30.440 only going to fight someone if they punch me first.
00:52:32.540 And then when they do, I'll beat them up there.
00:52:35.680 There's no situation.
00:52:36.660 There's no code.
00:52:37.560 There's no man code or honor code here.
00:52:39.580 These people are getting, you're kicking people on the ground, punching people when they're
00:52:43.620 knocked out, kicking them in the face.
00:52:45.360 Yeah.
00:52:45.760 There's no, there was no conversation with their dad.
00:52:47.920 That was like, yo, there's certain things you don't do.
00:52:50.680 That's going to ruin your life.
00:52:52.280 You never throw the first punch.
00:52:53.540 There's like some, there's an honor code that doesn't exist.
00:52:55.900 There might've been no conversation with their dad ever.
00:52:59.260 Potentially ever.
00:53:00.080 That's what it looks like.
00:53:00.780 That's the kind of behavior.
00:53:01.800 That's what I'm saying.
00:53:02.460 Those young kids, they're acting like they have no father and they just have a mother
00:53:06.740 who's doing her best to reign them in.
00:53:09.260 But that's not the same.
00:53:10.340 Yeah.
00:53:10.680 And she goes, she hears the story, school called again.
00:53:13.740 And it's like, what?
00:53:14.900 He didn't do anything.
00:53:16.080 And here's the sob story.
00:53:17.200 And it's like, I'm too tired from working my shitty job, like standing all day to do anything.
00:53:22.380 And yeah.
00:53:23.320 And it was beat up that white boy.
00:53:24.540 And it's like, well, what happened before that?
00:53:26.740 He called me.
00:53:28.080 Yeah.
00:53:28.800 Oh, blank check.
00:53:30.160 There's a letter between M and O.
00:53:32.060 Yeah.
00:53:32.360 And he called me that word.
00:53:33.780 Yeah.
00:53:34.020 All right.
00:53:34.420 Don't get too down.
00:53:35.400 Moving on to uplifting gold.
00:53:37.100 Our first uplifting gold clip.
00:53:38.500 If that doesn't get you mad, I can't, I can't let it go.
00:53:41.840 But if that doesn't get you mad, then I don't know what to tell you.
00:53:44.620 Yeah.
00:53:45.420 Hey, I know what I would do if I was there.
00:53:48.180 Yeah.
00:53:48.520 I'd clean it up.
00:53:49.560 I'd really clean it up.
00:53:50.780 And I'd be able to clean it up against multiple people.
00:53:54.540 I'm not just patting myself on the back.
00:53:57.020 I know.
00:53:57.540 I would be butter bean in that bathroom fighting in a phone booth.
00:54:01.940 Butter bean.
00:54:02.320 No.
00:54:02.720 Fighting in a phone booth.
00:54:04.020 A hundred percent.
00:54:05.260 Our uplifting gold.
00:54:06.400 Before we get into our uplifting gold, our uplifting gold section today is brought to you by
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00:54:25.520 We have some great topics this week.
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00:54:29.960 Yeah.
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00:55:08.640 All right.
00:55:09.060 First clip of Uplifting Gold.
00:55:10.600 Dog gets people to play with him for years.
00:55:13.420 Every morning, he hangs over the wall in his backyard and drops a toy, knowing that when
00:55:17.280 a person walks by, they're forced to play with them.
00:55:19.740 And it works every time.
00:55:21.060 Even neighbors who saw this video say it's true.
00:55:23.280 And he's been doing this for years.
00:55:24.920 One person posted a picture from 2014 showing Riley doing the same trick that he still does
00:55:29.700 today.
00:55:31.040 Isn't that nice?
00:55:31.820 He's got history of it, too.
00:55:32.920 I like that.
00:55:33.780 Isn't that great?
00:55:34.380 That's a nice uplifting boy.
00:55:35.780 I like a smart dog like that who knows what he wants.
00:55:38.160 I feel like the difference between a smart dog and a dumb dog is your ability to think
00:55:42.700 one step ahead.
00:55:44.620 Smart.
00:55:44.740 There's like, if this, then that, other than just living in the moment, like, am I being
00:55:49.000 played with?
00:55:49.480 Am I being played with?
00:55:50.500 Or the dog who's like, I can make a move here.
00:55:52.920 Yeah.
00:55:53.320 And get played with.
00:55:54.280 And we see dogs like this all the time.
00:55:56.480 And I mean, this is...
00:55:57.860 Jerry.
00:55:58.620 I don't want to say Jerry's dumb.
00:56:00.960 But he lives in the moment a little too much.
00:56:02.340 Jerry lives in the moment a little too much.
00:56:04.360 In the new place we just moved into, the bathroom, like, kind of automatically closes,
00:56:08.860 but not all the way.
00:56:09.600 Like, the door just shuts to, like, almost shut.
00:56:12.360 And Jerry walks into the bathroom, and then the door closes behind him, and he gets trapped
00:56:17.420 in the bathroom.
00:56:18.500 And how many times has he been trapped in the bathroom?
00:56:20.380 Every single time.
00:56:21.660 Like, 20 times.
00:56:22.760 Like, five times a day.
00:56:24.060 I have to close the door all the way so he can't get in.
00:56:26.060 And he doesn't realize.
00:56:27.180 He'll just go in.
00:56:28.400 And we go, what's in here?
00:56:29.400 Oh, nothing.
00:56:30.120 And then, oh.
00:56:30.500 Same as yesterday.
00:56:31.360 Door closed behind me.
00:56:32.560 Hey, get me out of here.
00:56:34.500 And it's like, dude, you don't think?
00:56:36.500 You don't, you didn't remember this?
00:56:38.120 Yeah.
00:56:38.400 You don't remember?
00:56:39.260 That's goon shit.
00:56:40.400 So I'm not happy about that.
00:56:42.100 Hey, some dogs aren't brilliant.
00:56:44.280 Jerry's just not the smartest.
00:56:45.360 Very sweet guy.
00:56:46.720 Nice, affectionate.
00:56:48.140 Good energy.
00:56:49.320 He's got good energy.
00:56:50.260 Not exactly brilliant.
00:56:51.500 Not a mathematician.
00:56:52.700 He's brilliant.
00:56:53.380 Not brilliant.
00:56:54.940 Yeah, Jerry is a emotional support animal, which he is in real life.
00:57:01.160 Yep.
00:57:01.360 And I was thinking I might take him in the pool here at the new place I live.
00:57:06.620 And then if they come out and say, hey, you can't have dogs in the pool.
00:57:10.900 I'm like, he's my emotional support animal.
00:57:13.000 He goes in the pool or I end it.
00:57:15.460 I'll kill myself.
00:57:16.860 I'll kill myself.
00:57:17.900 He's going in the pool.
00:57:18.800 Let him swim with me or I'll end it.
00:57:21.020 So that's kind of what, that's kind of funny.
00:57:23.580 That's kind of what he's up to.
00:57:24.580 Yeah.
00:57:24.920 He's just a prop for me to do bits.
00:57:28.260 Next clip.
00:57:28.980 Dog tries to eat cars.
00:57:29.960 Is he driving by?
00:57:30.780 This is nice uplifting dog stuff.
00:57:34.360 Every car that passes, he gives a little bite.
00:57:42.880 That's nice.
00:57:43.600 He's playing his game.
00:57:44.320 He plays it.
00:57:44.720 He likes to time it.
00:57:46.020 He does that.
00:57:47.080 You know, he's smart.
00:57:47.760 He thinks he's up to something.
00:57:49.120 Yeah.
00:57:49.300 All right.
00:57:49.660 Next clip.
00:57:50.180 Little mermaid reaction.
00:57:51.600 You want to go to raccoon?
00:57:52.960 Let's do the raccoon.
00:57:53.840 We might as well get the animals all grouped together.
00:57:55.620 Yeah.
00:57:56.200 We're going to have to mute this music.
00:57:58.040 Like, this is my life.
00:58:02.300 That made me stay with my eyes.
00:58:06.060 I can make it all by.
00:58:07.960 Raccoon.
00:58:09.340 You see why I like this?
00:58:11.440 He's giving him, I think, a Skyline Chili Dog.
00:58:13.760 A full thing.
00:58:14.860 Full, biggest Skyline Chili Dog.
00:58:17.040 It's like, I know raccoons obviously don't have a great memory or whatever, but the ability
00:58:22.780 to change one raccoon's entire month, you know, the best meal, the best thing he's ever going
00:58:28.120 to get.
00:58:28.780 He's been eating trash.
00:58:29.780 He's eating scraps.
00:58:30.960 And it cost $1.99 and it was fun.
00:58:33.380 Yeah.
00:58:33.860 He was eating trash and scraps for so long.
00:58:35.880 And then one time he just got handed a full meal.
00:58:38.720 You're never going to believe this.
00:58:40.180 You're never going to believe what I was eating.
00:58:42.720 All right.
00:58:43.260 Next clip.
00:58:43.700 Little mermaid reaction.
00:58:44.800 This is pretty good.
00:58:45.680 Black Mermaid on screen.
00:59:10.820 Black Mermaid on screen.
00:59:15.680 Was it just me or was that Whitney Houston?
00:59:37.520 Was it just me or was that Whitney Houston?
00:59:40.440 Which is the right take.
00:59:41.720 Yeah.
00:59:42.160 Everyone's getting so mad about Little Mermaid being black.
00:59:44.560 It's like, guys, did Jeffrey Epstein's friends let you down again?
00:59:49.800 You're mad.
00:59:51.120 Everyone's upset because a Disney did something you didn't like.
00:59:53.940 The, you know, communist Disney, worst sellout ever.
00:59:56.900 Biggest example of a corporation like subverting the populace of all time.
01:00:01.100 Pedophile people.
01:00:02.040 Did you forget about that LGBT Zoom call leak thing where they're going to put more gays in
01:00:06.920 everything?
01:00:07.740 Yeah.
01:00:08.340 Yeah.
01:00:08.700 Not surprised anymore.
01:00:09.640 Buzz Lightyear's getting glocked at the cabana now by some little pool boy.
01:00:13.000 Oh, yeah.
01:00:13.960 A little twink Mexican pool boy.
01:00:15.680 Yeah.
01:00:16.340 And now we're, oh, do you guys get let down by Jeffrey Epstein's friends?
01:00:20.000 Oh, dude.
01:00:20.880 They ruined it.
01:00:22.280 Yeah.
01:00:22.800 You know, Disney Plus, you don't need it, guys.
01:00:25.200 Big surprise.
01:00:26.140 You don't need it.
01:00:26.900 Exactly.
01:00:28.060 Yeah.
01:00:28.460 I saw somebody talking about that before.
01:00:29.960 Like, if you don't show your kids Disney, they'll never have any desire to go deeper into
01:00:34.900 the Disney hole.
01:00:35.860 Yeah.
01:00:36.280 No need to go to Disneyland.
01:00:37.440 No need to go to Disneyland.
01:00:38.180 No need to get the toys, the t-shirts, all the overpriced little Chinese merch.
01:00:41.600 Hey, they have a good hustle, but, you know, they kind of let us in.
01:00:46.560 They let us in a lane where we go, what?
01:00:49.860 You're doing this shit to our kids?
01:00:51.740 Okay.
01:00:52.280 We'll cut you off.
01:00:53.280 And we have, and other people should too.
01:00:56.060 So don't get let down.
01:00:57.880 We, they were never on our side to begin with.
01:01:00.760 Yeah.
01:01:01.280 Yeah.
01:01:01.700 Who cares?
01:01:02.760 Literally.
01:01:03.480 Um, all right.
01:01:04.500 We have two clips left.
01:01:05.820 Drone proposal.
01:01:06.480 And guys, you know, you know, black people, they're swimming.
01:01:10.600 Yeah.
01:01:11.420 You know what they do?
01:01:12.680 They love to swim.
01:01:13.240 They're, they're like fish.
01:01:14.920 Michael Phelps was black.
01:01:17.140 The new Netflix series.
01:01:18.660 Yeah.
01:01:19.040 Michael Phelps.
01:01:20.100 And it's, uh, Chris Tucker going, well, looks like I'm gonna have to bail us out again.
01:01:25.040 And he dives right in.
01:01:27.320 Yeah.
01:01:27.860 You know, black people love to swim.
01:01:30.160 This is their thing.
01:01:31.140 Let them have a little mermaid red hair.
01:01:33.500 Come on.
01:01:34.080 Who else, who has red hair?
01:01:36.360 Exactly.
01:01:37.320 Scottish, Irish, and black people.
01:01:39.660 Yeah.
01:01:40.200 A hundred percent, man.
01:01:41.640 All right.
01:01:42.320 Drone proposal.
01:01:43.140 This is cool.
01:01:43.680 This is just a quick clip.
01:01:44.600 So this is just a drone proposal.
01:01:46.500 Someone got proposed to with drones.
01:01:48.740 The drones made these shapes.
01:01:50.260 Pretty cool.
01:01:50.960 To be honest, that's pretty interesting stuff.
01:01:53.840 Very cool.
01:01:55.260 Uh, next clip, last clip of the day, kid off the bus.
01:01:59.880 First thing he says, this is my favorite clip of the episode.
01:02:04.080 First day of school.
01:02:05.220 Mommy?
01:02:05.960 Yeah.
01:02:06.840 Terrible sandwich, by the way.
01:02:08.760 Thanks for letting me know.
01:02:09.520 Terrible sandwich, by the way.
01:02:11.560 That is the clip of the day.
01:02:14.100 All right.
01:02:14.940 Hey, first things first.
01:02:15.900 He wanted to get it out.
01:02:17.040 Another Fluckus Talks in the books.
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01:02:25.600 And before we go, we have two things to get to.
01:02:31.600 Number one, we have a fan, a Fluckus fan, who did some more horse aging for us.
01:02:37.140 We all learned the horse aging technique a couple weeks ago.
01:02:39.620 And we have podcast listeners putting that horse aging technique into action.
01:02:44.060 Check this out.
01:02:44.700 Hi, Fluckus and Richard Ratboy.
01:02:48.080 I'm Alexa.
01:02:48.880 This is Cowboy.
01:02:49.860 I'm 19.
01:02:50.760 He's also 19.
01:02:52.300 And the line on his tooth does go all the way down.
01:02:56.340 So he's probably around 19, 20.
01:02:58.320 And he's also the coolest horse ever.
01:03:00.080 So he gets an orange.
01:03:02.040 Very nice.
01:03:02.900 I like horses getting treats, too.
01:03:05.140 And human food.
01:03:06.040 Yeah.
01:03:06.900 Yeah.
01:03:07.500 So I guess that means it stands up.
01:03:10.160 That horse aging technique is working.
01:03:11.700 People are putting it into action.
01:03:13.100 They're also wearing Helen Keller Denier merch.
01:03:15.600 Same shirt as me.
01:03:16.820 And it's the blown out version.
01:03:19.580 She had the blown out version, too.
01:03:21.420 That's early supporter.
01:03:22.540 That's early supporter.
01:03:23.880 So our last clip of the day is a new horse aging technique.
01:03:29.120 Using the horse's teeth, how can you tell if the horse is a boy or a girl?
01:03:33.200 I don't even really want to play this right now.
01:03:37.200 And I will, because it's in the show and it's in the thing.
01:03:39.720 But horses have gigantic dicks.
01:03:42.500 Oh, yeah.
01:03:43.400 So this is dumb.
01:03:45.080 Well.
01:03:45.640 Should I play it anyway?
01:03:46.700 Play it anyway.
01:03:48.380 Not everyone's a pervert.
01:03:49.880 Are you able to tell if the horse is male or female by looking at their teeth?
01:03:53.860 Of course you can.
01:03:54.760 Let me explain to you.
01:03:55.920 So this is a female, because right in this area, there's no canine tooth coming down.
01:04:01.120 There's a remnant of an 80-beated one right there.
01:04:03.300 But if you look in and see no canines or really tiny ones, it's probably a female.
01:04:08.780 There you go.
01:04:09.720 Good to know.
01:04:10.340 So now we have more horse aging techniques.
01:04:12.500 We're going to get all of them done by the end of this year.
01:04:15.680 We're all going to know everything about aging horses.
01:04:18.300 You're going to see a horse.
01:04:19.160 You're going to be like, let me check his teeth.
01:04:21.640 Two to three years old.
01:04:22.560 It's a female.
01:04:23.580 That's a mare.
01:04:23.960 It's going to be good stuff.
01:04:25.060 So thank you guys for watching.
01:04:26.600 I just checked the dick, guys.
01:04:28.680 Rappoy just checks the dick.
01:04:30.040 Rappoy's looking at horse dicks a lot.
01:04:31.740 I'm not looking at the teeth to determine if it's a man.
01:04:34.520 Well, you're looking at some pretty inappropriate stuff then.
01:04:38.140 All right.
01:04:38.480 Well, thank you guys for watching.
01:04:39.440 We will see you in Bonusland.