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00:00:16.100 Welcome back to Flock of Stocks and Podcast episode 251 today on the show.

00:00:22.020 The tariff wars continue.

00:00:23.540 Some countries are backing down while others are doubling down.

00:00:27.160 We're going to tell you why we should let Trump cook.

00:00:30.000 Then we have a showdown for the ages, a loud black woman versus a lispy Gajan on the New York City subway.

00:00:37.820 Then after that, we have some protester highlights from over the weekend.

00:00:41.660 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have some fast food chaos, followed by the repercussions,

00:00:48.700 followed by a liberal woman's idea for how to fix it all.

00:00:51.600 We're going to tell you why it's not going to work.

00:00:53.240 All this and more is Flock of Stocks, a podcast episode 251.

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00:02:45.960 Welcome back, everybody.

00:02:46.840 Episode 251.

00:02:48.600 Yeah.

00:02:48.900 We just did 250.

00:02:50.100 Quarter thousand.

00:02:51.380 Yeah.

00:02:52.000 And we usually do a little banter back and forth, but I think we missed it.

00:02:55.040 That does feel like a round number, a significant round number.

00:02:58.560 250 would be a great weight to get to.

00:03:01.160 Yeah.

00:03:02.040 For some of us.

00:03:03.220 I'm under it myself.

00:03:04.740 For some of us, that's an end goal.

00:03:06.400 For some of us, that would be a great number to hit maybe by summer.

00:03:10.500 I doubt it.

00:03:11.640 I doubt it.

00:03:12.360 All right.

00:03:12.640 Well, that's enough.

00:03:13.320 We can't spend too much time on this.

00:03:14.980 Okay.

00:03:15.300 We're going to sidetrack the whole show.

00:03:17.260 We have a lot to get to today.

00:03:18.460 The tariff stuff, some protester stuff, crazy urban decay.

00:03:22.120 It is Tuesday, so it's strictly business.

00:03:24.860 Yeah.

00:03:25.060 No fun at all.

00:03:25.900 No bits.

00:03:26.820 No last page of housekeeping.

00:03:27.980 You guys got a lot of work left this week.

00:03:30.740 It's not even close to the weekend, but it is master's weekend coming up.

00:03:34.460 Yeah.

00:03:34.960 That's actually one of the few sporting events that I really like.

00:03:37.860 So yeah, that is exciting.

00:03:39.540 Sunday at Augusta.

00:03:40.220 And I'm not obviously ever going to encourage gambling, but Phil Mickelson, plus 15,000.

00:03:47.600 He's 54 years old.

00:03:49.920 He's the lefty.

00:03:51.380 Three times winner at Augusta.

00:03:53.480 There could be value there.

00:03:55.120 Oldest winner ever.

00:03:56.720 There's a storyline.

00:03:57.640 Jack Nicklaus level run.

00:03:58.620 And there's like an Americana to it too.

00:04:00.440 Phil Mickelson, one last ride.

00:04:02.800 I kind of agree.

00:04:03.980 I kind of agree.

00:04:04.660 No gambling.

00:04:05.240 No gambling.

00:04:06.100 I was joking about that.

00:04:07.420 All right.

00:04:07.640 Let's get right into it.

00:04:08.820 I'm joking.

00:04:09.400 We're going to start the show off with some lighthearted stuff before it gets a little

00:04:13.100 heavier.

00:04:13.960 We have a New York Post article.

00:04:16.520 Will these summer blockbusters be hits or more giant bombs?

00:04:20.960 Snow White's got everybody on edge.

00:04:22.400 Snow White's got everyone nervous.

00:04:24.400 And unfortunately, these movies are already made, so I'm not going to save anyone any time

00:04:28.260 budget wise.

00:04:29.780 But I'll give you my opinions.

00:04:31.420 Can you read what's coming this summer?

00:04:32.940 Yeah.

00:04:33.240 First off, Thunderbolts.

00:04:35.140 So Thunderbolts, I don't know anything about it, but based on the thumbnail,

00:04:38.980 I think it's going to be bad.

00:04:40.760 That's a miss.

00:04:41.740 0 for 1, Hollywood.

00:04:43.020 That's bad.

00:04:43.820 All right.

00:04:44.140 Number two, Mission Impossible, the final reckoning.

00:04:47.920 Yeah.

00:04:48.400 Double, triple thumbs up.

00:04:50.080 Tom Cruise doesn't waste anyone's time.

00:04:51.600 He doesn't waste anyone's time.

00:04:52.880 And those Mission Impossibles, as you know, I'm constantly watching them.

00:04:56.820 Very entertaining.

00:04:57.960 I think you cycle through them once a year.

00:05:01.180 You'll probably cycle through them.

00:05:02.440 Once a quarter.

00:05:03.160 Okay.

00:05:03.400 Yeah.

00:05:03.800 I just cycled through them two weeks ago.

00:05:05.740 Okay.

00:05:06.180 Last one.

00:05:07.180 Superman with some new guy.

00:05:09.240 Superman with some new guy.

00:05:10.700 It's going to do what all the new weird Supermans do.

00:05:13.020 It's just going to go, meh.

00:05:14.840 That's what I feel like.

00:05:15.920 Superman doesn't draw.

00:05:17.160 Superman was like a 1950s era superhero.

00:05:20.620 It doesn't really resonate.

00:05:21.920 People, you can redo Spider-Man every decade.

00:05:24.500 Yep.

00:05:24.960 Get a new Tom Holland type, a new Tobey Maguire type.

00:05:27.960 But Superman, they always miss.

00:05:29.840 I'm going to be honest, ever since Superman versus Batman with Ben Affleck as Batman.

00:05:34.900 Yeah.

00:05:35.460 They kind of just, they threw it away.

00:05:37.980 And I think Superman's too powerful.

00:05:40.360 He's not relatable.

00:05:41.620 Oh, he can do anything.

00:05:43.100 He can stop the train.

00:05:44.400 Okay.

00:05:45.500 I think one time he flew around the world in the opposite direction and then turned back time.

00:05:51.040 Yeah.

00:05:51.560 So once you do that, why do you even have any problems?

00:05:53.780 Yeah.

00:05:54.080 Oh, I'll just turn back time again.

00:05:55.300 That's the plot twist.

00:05:56.460 That's the device.

00:05:57.460 So, yeah, I don't know.

00:05:58.620 And then the new guy, he's not very famous.

00:06:00.460 We'll see.

00:06:00.940 I don't think he's doing anything stupid or liberal.

00:06:04.180 Yeah.

00:06:04.660 That's a good point.

00:06:05.480 So we won't upset anybody.

00:06:06.840 So Mission Impossible, Superman, Thunderbolts.

00:06:10.160 Thunderbolts.

00:06:10.640 Goodbye, Thunderbolts.

00:06:11.160 Pretty simple.

00:06:11.580 I can go as a consultant to Hollywood.

00:06:13.760 Yeah.

00:06:13.980 Thunderbolts, you shouldn't have done that.

00:06:16.100 Don't spend any more marketing money.

00:06:17.860 What's my consulting advice for Thunderbolts?

00:06:20.100 Is there a way we could just stop production now and save some money on the editing and then

00:06:24.820 maybe just call it a break even?

00:06:28.200 Yeah.

00:06:28.220 Straight to the third act.

00:06:29.240 First to the third act.

00:06:30.300 Good luck.

00:06:31.540 All right.

00:06:32.120 Let's get to our next story.

00:06:33.880 It's a little bit of a heavier topic.

00:06:35.380 Austin Metcalf was killed at his track meet last week.

00:06:38.680 And we covered that in our last episode.

00:06:41.920 But the reaction to that whole scenario is worth covering as well.

00:06:46.520 A lot of prominent people within the black community have come out in kind of support

00:06:52.160 of the murderer.

00:06:53.220 Can you read this first comment?

00:06:56.180 Yeah.

00:06:56.540 This was from Facebook, just from some random woman.

00:06:59.360 So, but this is kind of representative of what some of the average conversation surrounding

00:07:03.200 this stabbing at a high school is.

00:07:05.720 This woman says, y'all should have left that kid alone.

00:07:08.680 What authority did y'all have to make him move?

00:07:11.660 You have no idea what kind of day he already had.

00:07:15.080 Sad situation, but that sense of entitlement cost him his life.

00:07:18.420 Two lives ruined.

00:07:19.660 Y'all could have minded your business and welcomed him.

00:07:22.340 The kindness starts at home.

00:07:23.660 And before you start commenting, I stated facts.

00:07:26.580 It could have been handled better.

00:07:28.220 This was preventable on both sides.

00:07:30.760 This like mind your business attitude.

00:07:33.080 That's one that I see a lot in the urban community.

00:07:35.300 And this whole section is going to be the urban type community reacting to this.

00:07:38.820 A lot of comparisons to like Kyle Rittenhouse or some Daniel Penny, some sort of self-defense

00:07:43.580 scenario, which is why you brought a knife to the high school and stabbed a kid in the

00:07:46.540 chest impulsively.

00:07:47.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:48.680 Mind your business.

00:07:49.620 This low impulse control murder didn't have to happen.

00:07:53.880 Yeah, it was avoidable, but the avoidability was that kid not being there or him getting

00:07:59.800 locked up for some other crime that happened already.

00:08:02.580 But mind your business.

00:08:03.800 It's a very thing.

00:08:04.500 And then you don't know what kind of day he could have had.

00:08:07.200 Like he walks uphill both ways to school and he's poor and something.

00:08:11.280 And that's why he had to socioeconomically stab that white kid in the chest.

00:08:15.440 And then mind your business is almost in like a threatening tone.

00:08:19.560 Yeah.

00:08:19.780 It's like mind your business or you might be next.

00:08:22.200 Or else.

00:08:22.940 There's an or else at the end of that.

00:08:24.060 Yeah.

00:08:24.560 His give, send, go, the Carmelo Anthony.

00:08:27.020 By the way, dumb fucking name.

00:08:28.640 Carmelo with a K.

00:08:29.800 You only get one Carmelo Anthony.

00:08:31.640 Yeah.

00:08:31.920 And you guys used it already.

00:08:33.960 The give, send, go has raised almost $170,000.

00:08:37.240 People are really defending him.

00:08:39.300 Here's Tariq Nasheed, a quote from him.

00:08:41.340 Obviously, we know which way Tariq Nasheed is going to go, but it's funny to show it anyway.

00:08:45.380 And he uses the gun picture of the white kids and then the suit, the one time he put

00:08:50.000 on a suit for Carmelo and he says, a suspected white supremacist named Austin Metcalf, pictured

00:08:54.720 with his twin, allegedly demanded honor student Carmelo Anthony give up his seat like it was

00:09:00.320 the Jim Crow era.

00:09:01.680 Carmelo defended himself from the alleged threat Daniel Penny case set this precedent.

00:09:06.200 It's almost like he, I mean, we've said it before, like he's like a bit account, like

00:09:10.480 he's like almost ironic at this point, but he's not.

00:09:12.960 Yeah.

00:09:13.120 No, he has to do a certain thing.

00:09:14.920 If it's black on white, either way, he just has to go this route and he just prints it.

00:09:19.280 He keeps printing it.

00:09:20.200 And then his audience is not really smart enough to kind of notice when it's out of line.

00:09:25.140 It's just like Jim Crow asking the person to go sit with their own team.

00:09:29.460 Suspected white supremacist.

00:09:30.840 Mention Jim Crow.

00:09:32.320 Take the picture, the best picture you can find of the murderer.

00:09:35.100 Yeah.

00:09:35.300 It's a playbook for him.

00:09:36.560 And then also the honor student.

00:09:38.440 I like to see the GPA.

00:09:39.940 I doubt those transcripts are going to get released.

00:09:42.680 And you know, this whole thing too, like a lot of it for us, we're not really like,

00:09:47.660 here's the facts, micro analyzing the like suspect or the guy did this.

00:09:53.280 And then X, Y, Z happened.

00:09:55.560 We're just kind of like, yeah, that's tragedy.

00:09:58.120 I'm not surprised to see it.

00:09:59.780 You don't bring a knife to school and you certainly don't stab someone over like a petty

00:10:02.960 physical beef, even if it was escalated, it's all going to come out.

00:10:06.840 There's going to be a court case for this.

00:10:08.240 And then those court cases are obviously public record.

00:10:10.480 And this will be heavily featured in the media spotlight.

00:10:13.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:14.020 And like you said, people are comparing this to the Daniel Penny situation.

00:10:16.980 Did he not do the same thing?

00:10:19.420 I don't think so.

00:10:20.580 I don't think he was even close.

00:10:22.140 Restraining a crazy guy.

00:10:23.440 Here they made the art for it.

00:10:25.600 Dead white boy.

00:10:26.680 Mwahaha.

00:10:27.280 And these are randoms on Twitter.

00:10:29.400 It's like an instigator class of people, but they really do believe it, you know?

00:10:33.840 And it's a lot of self-defense, mind your business.

00:10:37.560 That attitude is very pervasive.

00:10:40.640 And a lot of the reason for that attitude is because the urban community is kind of defending

00:10:46.420 themselves from getting blanket labeled a certain thing based on like the worst outlier incidents.

00:10:52.260 But then when you look at the data, it's not really outlier incidents.

00:10:57.980 Can you read that tweet, please?

00:10:59.160 Yeah, from Keith Woods, he says 4.5%.

00:11:01.940 That's the number of black males in America who will commit murder in their lifetime.

00:11:07.100 That's approximately 1 in 22 black men versus only 1 in 425 white men.

00:11:13.860 So 1 in 22, and you're at a track meet, and there's 200 kids there.

00:11:18.440 One of them's going to be today.

00:11:19.880 It's going to fucking happen.

00:11:21.500 One of them's going to be today.

00:11:22.340 Yeah, and that's just textbooks statistically significant.

00:11:25.380 Almost 5% is crazy.

00:11:27.540 That is very crazy.

00:11:28.660 Mm-hmm.

00:11:29.160 And then there's some other stats that go along with this as well when it comes to

00:11:33.960 proclivity to commit felonies.

00:11:36.660 Can you read that?

00:11:37.440 Not to play the I'm not a racist, I have black friends card, but even my black friends

00:11:42.340 know the absolute state of the black community in the U.S. is off the charts level of bad,

00:11:46.820 this original tweet said.

00:11:48.520 And somebody quote tweeted it and said, we also know what folks like you are doing here,

00:11:53.260 using the behavior of a small percentage of the black population to smear the majority.

00:11:57.140 Just like how the left uses a small percentage of white folks to smear the majority as racist.

00:12:02.500 We know the game.

00:12:03.420 And that seems like a reasonable Twitter opinion where you're kind of playing both sides.

00:12:08.420 But when you look at the stats, it does get interesting when it comes to who's committing

00:12:13.320 felonies and what percentage of certain groups.

00:12:15.840 Yeah, this is from Mimetic Sisyphus.

00:12:17.760 He says, ask Bernie Sanders or the ACLU or the DOJ, and they'll all say somewhere between

00:12:23.060 25 to 33 percent of black men will be found guilty of a felony in their lifetimes.

00:12:28.300 That's not a small percentage.

00:12:29.880 It's not a few bad apples.

00:12:31.260 It's a culture rotten to the core.

00:12:32.680 I don't think race is the cause.

00:12:35.000 I'm somewhat sympathetic to a culture emerging from the real trauma of past injustices, coupled

00:12:39.960 with almost no responsibility for their own actions in the last 70 years, has produced

00:12:43.980 the most toxic brew of behaviors imaginable.

00:12:46.380 But regardless of the cause, this is a massive, massive problem.

00:12:49.600 So it's basically one in three people will do a felony in their lifetime and be charged

00:12:54.900 with it and convicted.

00:12:56.040 And then you also have one in 22 will do a murder.

00:12:58.600 So you're looking at the stats and, you know, it's not just a few bad apples making everyone

00:13:02.880 look bad and everyone else is in suits at the library.

00:13:05.600 And there is a legitimate argument to be had about whether or not these people represent

00:13:10.740 this broader group, because, I mean, that's obviously unfair and you don't treat an individual

00:13:14.980 black person any differently when you meet them for the first time and you judge everyone

00:13:19.380 kind of on their own merits.

00:13:21.800 But it's undeniable statistically significant, right?

00:13:25.440 Yeah.

00:13:25.740 So both sides are making their case and, you know, I see the videos, I see the news, I

00:13:31.980 see anecdotal evidence in my life.

00:13:34.680 I see, you know, people get victimized by certain things.

00:13:37.060 And then I just go, maybe I'll kind of avoid certain places.

00:13:41.060 Yeah.

00:13:41.240 Certain places and certain groups tend to do certain things more than others.

00:13:45.760 Yep.

00:13:46.260 And then I found this headline just a few hours ago, Florida middle school principal arrested

00:13:50.880 for skip scanning at Walmart.

00:13:52.780 I did something dumb.

00:13:53.840 So that's kind of just like wrapping it all together.

00:13:56.120 Like the principal of the school was stealing from Walmart self-checkout.

00:14:00.940 He's got like the end game job.

00:14:03.020 I mean, what do you go to superintendent after that?

00:14:05.080 And it's just like, oh, well, I'm not scanning this item.

00:14:07.380 And he's wearing a suit.

00:14:08.820 So, you know, it's not just like a bunch of bad kids.

00:14:11.360 We don't have a dad or people who are in and out of the prison system.

00:14:13.980 That was the principal of a school.

00:14:15.480 Yeah.

00:14:15.980 So you pair some of those stats with the reaction justifying and like slandering the victim here,

00:14:23.180 the murder victim.

00:14:24.520 And you get kind of a greasy picture painted of this group that I don't really want to be

00:14:30.160 involved with or associate with at all.

00:14:32.120 Like you hear some of these replies that are so dumb and so out there, kind of like justifying

00:14:37.260 bringing the knife to a school and stabbing someone in the chest that you're just like,

00:14:40.320 instead of trying to argue against someone, you just go, okay, I don't want to be around

00:14:43.980 you.

00:14:44.640 And then you turn away and you go somewhere else, right?

00:14:46.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:48.180 And then some people online are trying to make this about like Christianity and like forgiveness.

00:14:54.400 Can you read that tweet in the reply?

00:14:56.180 Yeah.

00:14:56.340 It's from David French, who, if you know him, you know, it's about to be some bullshit,

00:14:59.760 but he says, father, forgive them for they know not what they do.

00:15:03.560 Jesus to God, the father on the cross, while he is being murdered in a gross act of state

00:15:08.260 violence, forgiveness in response to unspeakable pain and injustices is profoundly Christian,

00:15:14.440 no matter its popularity on X.

00:15:16.400 And this is about the dad saying he already forgave the killer, which kind of seemed like

00:15:20.620 he was being media handled a little bit.

00:15:23.560 And then a captive dreamer replied and said, did you say this about George Floyd and Derek

00:15:27.480 Chauvin?

00:15:28.040 What about the Hamas terrorists on October 7th?

00:15:30.460 Or is it only when it happens to be a white dad that he should do this?

00:15:33.900 Yeah, that's the big takeaway here.

00:15:35.980 Whenever it's a white person, then everyone needs to forget.

00:15:40.180 And we have a lot of privilege already.

00:15:42.260 So it's not a big deal.

00:15:43.240 Keep a calm head.

00:15:43.660 Be a good Christian.

00:15:44.760 Forgive the guy.

00:15:45.840 It's not even 48 hours later.

00:15:47.620 You got to forgive it.

00:15:48.420 That's the Christian thing to do.

00:15:49.700 Yeah.

00:15:49.980 But everywhere else, it's like a blood libel or thousand year old ethnic feud that needs

00:15:54.000 to keep spiraling to the bottom.

00:15:55.900 Yeah.

00:15:56.080 Or with George Floyd, the guy was like a street rat, drug addict criminal.

00:16:00.220 And that was the biggest injustice ever.

00:16:02.700 But then this happens to an innocent teenager at a track meet.

00:16:07.540 And it's kind of like, well, just let it go.

00:16:09.360 And take the George Floyd example, right?

00:16:11.040 You say some pretty harsh words right there.

00:16:13.280 He's like a street rat criminal.

00:16:15.420 And all that stuff like came out over months.

00:16:20.080 You know, it's not like our side was saying, oh, he's a street rat bullshit criminal.

00:16:24.040 He's done this.

00:16:24.740 He's that.

00:16:25.320 Day one, we're kind of like, whoa, OK, there might be an op coming.

00:16:29.560 And yeah, it looks a little bad.

00:16:31.140 And then you find out it's fentanyl.

00:16:32.700 It's a fake 20.

00:16:33.580 He was like tweaking in the store.

00:16:35.220 He had pointed a gun at a pregnant woman's stomach before.

00:16:38.060 Like that stuff came out later and is our belief and our knowledge base now.

00:16:45.180 But we weren't on Twitter saying like, yeah, fuck George Floyd the day after.

00:16:49.700 You know what I mean?

00:16:50.380 It took some time to develop.

00:16:51.680 And that's the difference between these kind of communities, these coalescing around the

00:16:56.300 kid just because he's black already.

00:16:57.580 And you might not know what happened, right?

00:16:59.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:00.940 And then our last piece from this section, it's a Hassan Piker tweet with a Matt Walsh

00:17:07.800 reply or it's a Matt Walsh tweet with a Hassan Piker reply.

00:17:10.920 Yeah, Matt Walsh went kind of hard here.

00:17:12.380 And he said, if I told you that a young man stabbed another young man to death for telling

00:17:16.100 him that he was in the wrong seat.

00:17:17.400 And then I told you that one young man in this altercation was white and the other was

00:17:21.540 black.

00:17:22.400 And then I asked you to guess the race of the assailant.

00:17:24.840 Every single person would know the answer immediately.

00:17:27.040 Young black males are violent to a wildly outrageous, outrageously disproportionate

00:17:31.960 degree.

00:17:32.680 That's just a fact.

00:17:33.880 We all know it.

00:17:34.620 And it's time that we speak honestly about it or nothing will ever change.

00:17:38.340 And then Hassan Piker said straight Klansman territory here, by the way.

00:17:43.820 He's a Klansman.

00:17:44.840 Matt Walsh is a Klansman.

00:17:46.280 For knowing some stats.

00:17:48.000 Yeah.

00:17:48.300 And they're like, you know, we just discussed the stats.

00:17:50.200 You've seen them.

00:17:50.820 We've seen them on all these charts.

00:17:52.060 The firearm homicide rate.

00:17:54.980 It's everywhere, guys.

00:17:56.740 We know it.

00:17:57.740 And I think it's a big hill for the left to die on.

00:18:00.620 They don't want to admit that because then it would mean some sort of 94 crime bill needs

00:18:05.620 to happen.

00:18:06.440 And they're against that for whatever reason because these people vote the way they like,

00:18:10.980 I guess.

00:18:11.260 Yeah.

00:18:11.700 Yeah.

00:18:12.100 Is that what it is?

00:18:13.260 Or they need just the racism angle, which I think they would get with a crime bill because

00:18:18.180 then more people will go to jail and then they can cry racism more.

00:18:20.900 Yeah.

00:18:21.320 It's a never-ending cycle without ever acknowledging reality, right?

00:18:25.340 We need 90s Joe Biden.

00:18:27.140 We need 90s Joe Biden stumping for it.

00:18:29.140 We need Hillary Clinton calling them super predators.

00:18:31.380 We need them locked up.

00:18:32.600 Before they became unbased.

00:18:34.760 All right.

00:18:35.300 That's the end of that section.

00:18:36.580 Let's move on to our tariff section.

00:18:38.700 Everyone's freaking out over tariffs.

00:18:40.080 Markets are getting kind of smashed around, pretty volatile at least.

00:18:44.800 Yep.

00:18:45.560 Globally as well.

00:18:46.880 We're going to go through kind of the best points we saw online and we're going to tell

00:18:51.200 you why we think Trump should just let Trump cook on this.

00:18:53.920 Can you start our opening tweet?

00:18:55.600 Yeah.

00:18:55.880 Crashing the economy was totally fine when boomers thought they were going to die from

00:18:59.580 a 99.7% survivable virus that didn't affect young people.

00:19:04.120 That's a good point.

00:19:05.100 Yep.

00:19:05.380 And then they turned the money printers on, of course.

00:19:07.620 Yep.

00:19:08.120 So that wasn't good.

00:19:09.140 Uh, and then Cernovich had a good thing that sums it up as well.

00:19:12.200 Well, he says the real world versus the fake world of stock markets and hedge funds, truck

00:19:17.160 driver, farmer, airline pilot, or train conductor is more important than hedge fund trader.

00:19:22.760 This isn't close.

00:19:24.140 One group of people creates value.

00:19:26.040 The other skims cream and often creates crises in order to profit from panic.

00:19:30.920 Who makes more money?

00:19:31.880 It's not even in the same universe.

00:19:33.380 People who go into finance have unlimited upside because money gets printed and inflation helps

00:19:38.700 asset holders.

00:19:40.060 Real estate goes up.

00:19:41.200 You can't afford a house, which means you rent from BlackRock.

00:19:44.400 When you put the fake world ahead of the real world, jobs go away.

00:19:47.700 Food prices become unaffordable.

00:19:49.680 Owning a home is a pipe dream.

00:19:51.320 While a tiny sliver of financiers reap all of the gains.

00:19:54.440 It's time to return to the real world first.

00:19:56.660 That sums it up.

00:19:58.380 Yeah.

00:19:58.700 And that's how I feel about it too.

00:20:00.380 No one was complaining.

00:20:01.680 None of these people who are all crying.

00:20:03.400 No one was complaining when rent went up three times or 50% or whatever.

00:20:09.280 Yeah.

00:20:09.600 We're starting to see some cracks.

00:20:11.200 People like Bill Ackman who run Pershing Square are starting to get on and say,

00:20:16.800 Trump needs to pause these or do XYZ.

00:20:18.960 And they're panicking and honestly begging for rates to come down and monetary policy

00:20:26.200 to shift to exactly what happens to benefit them, right?

00:20:29.380 Which includes asset prices going up and to the right forever.

00:20:33.300 But yeah, you said it.

00:20:36.020 He comes on TV.

00:20:37.540 I remember Bill Ackman coming on TV.

00:20:39.500 And he's a smart guy.

00:20:40.340 He knows more about markets than us.

00:20:41.940 And he certainly knows how to manipulate them more than us.

00:20:44.420 But I remember he was on TV begging for COVID stuff.

00:20:47.580 Like, we need to shut down.

00:20:49.240 We need to do this while short.

00:20:51.500 And then he switches to long and is arguing for the money printing and all the relief and

00:20:56.800 stimulus and all that.

00:20:58.120 So he gets on TV whenever there's a crisis for him or something to exploit.

00:21:02.400 But then 20% rent increases and my grocery is literally 100% inflation over two years.

00:21:09.180 Nobody cries on TV for that.

00:21:11.280 You just kind of hear it bubbling up, right?

00:21:13.440 You hear it bubbling up from disgruntled people.

00:21:15.140 Maybe a TikTok story.

00:21:16.220 I found a receipt from a year ago.

00:21:18.480 And then it goes instant viral because everything you're getting scalped on, right?

00:21:22.800 Yep, exactly.

00:21:24.260 And then we have a Bill Ackman tweet here.

00:21:27.140 Or is this Bill Ackman's exposure?

00:21:29.740 Yeah, this is Bill Ackman's holdings.

00:21:31.840 Zero Hedge was kind of roasting him a little bit.

00:21:34.320 And it's his positions, which is like Chipotle, some restaurant group, Google, Nike.

00:21:40.720 He's huge in Nike for some reason, which got killed because of it's all produced in Vietnam

00:21:46.800 with, you know, slave labor.

00:21:49.680 I can't fully say slave, but it's slave labor.

00:21:53.900 And so Zero Hedge said, being long a Canadian company, Vietnamese sweatshops, a censoring

00:21:59.260 search engine, and U.S. obesity makes you long America.

00:22:03.360 Yeah.

00:22:03.640 There you go.

00:22:04.260 So yeah, that's what he wants.

00:22:05.780 That's what Ackman's up to.

00:22:07.560 And he's been begging on Twitter a little bit.

00:22:09.540 And then Andrew Yang is complaining about it as well.

00:22:13.020 He said, I've never seen so much value destroyed deliberately.

00:22:16.340 This is the worst leadership ever.

00:22:18.840 But don't forget, six years ago, Andrew Yang also said, the bottom 80% of Americans own

00:22:24.920 8% of stock market wealth and the bottom half own essentially zero.

00:22:28.900 Anyone who pays attention to stock prices as a barometer of how Americans are doing is

00:22:33.920 missing how people live.

00:22:36.020 Which is exactly what Secretary of the Treasury Scott Besson said to Tucker over the weekend,

00:22:41.640 which is driving the policy decisions from the Trump administration, right?

00:22:45.820 Exactly.

00:22:46.520 So it's interesting.

00:22:47.520 Andrew Yang in 2019, he's getting his wish now, but you got to be on the opposite side

00:22:52.880 of it.

00:22:53.220 You got to tweet against it, right?

00:22:54.420 That was only, exactly.

00:22:55.720 That was only when he was about to run for president in 2020.

00:22:58.900 Now that Trump's in, you have to do anti-Trump stuff.

00:23:01.700 Now you're against it.

00:23:03.100 Emetic Sisyphus had an interesting point on this as well.

00:23:06.000 Can you give that a read?

00:23:06.800 Yeah.

00:23:07.020 He said, can you believe when they talked about high grocery prices, they really meant

00:23:10.840 a taxi for your burrito, meaning like Uber Eats and that being inflation?

00:23:15.400 He said, anyway, shipping your shirt from the other side of the planet is the only economical

00:23:18.980 way to produce consumer goods.

00:23:20.640 Yeah.

00:23:21.500 We've been out of whack for a while and we got to where we were and we're in all this debt

00:23:27.360 and the rates are high and the interest on the debt is going higher and higher.

00:23:31.480 And soon it gets to a point where you're like, you're not even a real country anymore.

00:23:35.460 And then after that, what happens?

00:23:38.200 We're, and you know, a point that we've made for a long time is we're not an economic zone.

00:23:45.040 We're a country and a lot of these corporations like Nike, that's an American company.

00:23:50.600 Yeah.

00:23:51.080 It's headquartered here, but how, and they have stores here for sure.

00:23:55.900 But how, how long ago was it since a shoe was made in America?

00:23:59.420 Right.

00:24:00.140 And obviously you can argue about whether it should be or not, but they're treating us

00:24:05.020 like a, you know, an end destination for products instead of a place where we have like

00:24:10.400 a full fledged economy.

00:24:11.460 It's just the end result.

00:24:12.940 It's a dumping ground, right?

00:24:14.140 We're just, we're consumers consume.

00:24:16.140 Exactly.

00:24:17.080 And then can you give this tweet a read?

00:24:19.440 Breaking U.S. National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett says more than 50 countries have

00:24:24.200 reached out to White House to begin trade negotiations.

00:24:26.720 And then Matt Gaetz said the same thing.

00:24:28.380 He's like, I'm not even in the government anymore.

00:24:29.860 And I have a bunch of people reaching out to me, just begging to do a deal, willing to

00:24:34.800 take off all tariffs.

00:24:36.400 They're hitting up Matt Gaetz.

00:24:37.700 He works for OAN now.

00:24:39.260 They're begging Matt Gaetz for a chance to get to Mar-a-Lago.

00:24:44.000 And I mean, that's the point.

00:24:45.260 There's going to be a little turmoil, a little short-term pain.

00:24:47.840 Most of these are going away, but certain countries want to be sticky.

00:24:52.140 Certain countries who have been ripping us off for a long time.

00:24:54.480 Here's this one.

00:24:55.040 Taiwan is offering zero tariffs to the U.S. in response to Trump's tariffs.

00:24:58.860 Like, we'll just move a, like a red sticker to a green sticker on certain countries.

00:25:03.820 Got them, got them.

00:25:05.280 And then China's still red though.

00:25:06.820 China's still red and that's the big one.

00:25:09.100 But I think, you know, I think it'll work.

00:25:11.660 I think China will break because they need us to buy their shit.

00:25:15.880 They really need us.

00:25:17.020 They've grown dependent on us.

00:25:18.320 And, you know, we've talked about some of the Chinese economy, how they overbuild houses

00:25:22.460 and they're trying to do certain things to stimulate their own domestic economy.

00:25:26.500 But it's kind of a house of cards and I think we can break China.

00:25:30.840 So they did some retaliatory tariffs on top of our retaliatory tariffs.

00:25:35.740 So it's called a retaliation spiral.

00:25:38.300 And Trump said, if China does not withdraw its 34% increase above their already long-term

00:25:42.560 trading abuses by tomorrow, the day this podcast comes out, April 8th, 2025, the United States

00:25:49.100 will oppose additional tariffs on China of 50% effective April 9th.

00:25:54.040 I like it.

00:25:55.100 So it's a, it's a true battle.

00:25:56.840 And then I think someone from China said that the U.S. is bullying them.

00:26:00.900 Mm, good.

00:26:01.840 Yeah.

00:26:02.240 I mean, you're, you're like a little leech on the side of a whale, you know, like a lamprey

00:26:07.920 or something.

00:26:08.500 And it's been a pretty sweet ride.

00:26:10.520 We've been eating good and it's been a greatly beneficial relationship for you.

00:26:14.280 But unfortunately it hasn't been great for the American worker and a gravy trains over

00:26:19.680 for now.

00:26:20.320 Everyone's just been milking us for all these years.

00:26:22.300 Then we just kind of let them and we just keep doing it and it keeps getting worse and

00:26:25.640 worse.

00:26:25.900 And it's like, if it's as easy as, okay, we're, we're, we're Vietnam or Taiwan, no

00:26:31.180 more, no more tariffs.

00:26:32.640 If it's as easy as that, then we get all the benefits of the jobs returning to us.

00:26:38.320 So it's like people are, people know they've been taking advantage of us for a while and

00:26:44.820 now they're going to go, okay, let's just cancel the tariffs and we'll start fresh.

00:26:48.380 But that gives us the foundation to actually have a booming economy long-term.

00:26:52.560 And if you're a country that is already down to no tariffs and we're still unhappy with

00:26:57.720 a trade deficit with you, buy a couple of John Deere tractors, buy some airplanes, negotiate

00:27:03.040 something.

00:27:03.540 If it's so important to your country, negotiate something on behalf of your country to buy

00:27:07.840 stuff that's made in America by Americans, right?

00:27:10.480 Exactly.

00:27:11.040 It's like, it's actually, it's easy to make Trump happy.

00:27:15.180 Go, oh, for the next four years, we're doing this many buy orders of this much farming equipment

00:27:19.120 and this much airplanes.

00:27:20.460 And they go, Trump goes, great.

00:27:22.740 Yeah.

00:27:23.180 Thank you.

00:27:24.000 I'll see you tomorrow.

00:27:25.280 Like, yeah, it's actually easy, right?

00:27:27.040 And our last piece of this section, Nancy Pelosi was actually a big pusher of knocking

00:27:34.000 back these tariffs with China and getting the trade deficit figured out.

00:27:37.060 This was before, I guess, she got big into stock trading, but listen to her like 30 years

00:27:42.220 ago.

00:27:42.580 How far does China have to go?

00:27:44.980 How much more repression, how big a trade deficit and loss of jobs for the American worker and

00:27:51.460 how much more dangerous proliferation has to exist before members of this House of Representatives

00:27:57.180 will say, I will not endorse the status quo.

00:28:01.040 But if we just want to take up this issue on the basis of economics alone, China should

00:28:05.560 not receive most favored nation status for several reasons that I'd like to go into now.

00:28:10.320 Right now, we have a $34 billion trade deficit with China.

00:28:14.160 It will be over $40 billion for 1996.

00:28:17.700 In terms of tariffs, I think it's interesting to note that the average U.S.

00:28:21.460 MFN tariff on Chinese goods coming into the United States is 2%, whereas the average Chinese

00:28:27.520 MFN tariff on U.S.

00:28:29.700 goods going into China is 35%.

00:28:32.220 Is that-

00:28:32.860 Say, she's cooking.

00:28:33.760 I like the Democrats from the early 90s.

00:28:36.740 They were good.

00:28:38.540 Something dark happened, right?

00:28:40.740 Something changed.

00:28:41.840 And that was Bill Clinton.

00:28:43.140 And then Bill Clinton went to Epstein's Island.

00:28:45.400 So then it kind of, that could have been it.

00:28:48.440 That could have been it.

00:28:49.360 And then Hillary Clinton takes over as the post-Epstein Island Bill Clinton surrogate.

00:28:54.320 Oh yeah, now you're cooking.

00:28:55.860 I think that could have literally been it.

00:28:57.840 But yeah, so-

00:28:59.000 Israel.

00:28:59.020 It's been a longstanding problem, right?

00:29:03.080 And nobody's ever fixed it.

00:29:05.360 And is there going to be a little short-term pain in the market or uncertainty when someone

00:29:09.400 tries to do something that's been a problem, a thorn in our side for 40 years?

00:29:14.200 Yeah, it's going to be a little bumpy, but the end result's going to be better.

00:29:18.420 And a lot of countries bend the knee and the ones that don't, they want to fight.

00:29:21.960 It's going to hurt them a lot more than it's going to hurt us, right?

00:29:24.400 Exactly.

00:29:25.140 All right, let's move on to our next story.

00:29:26.940 This, we're going to have to be sensitive about.

00:29:30.000 It's something that came across our desk.

00:29:32.180 It's blipping on our radar.

00:29:34.100 We're early to it, so we're going to let you guys know.

00:29:37.260 But we also, obviously, before we get into it, have a great respect for our veterans.

00:29:41.840 I always respect our veterans.

00:29:43.360 We respect our veterans.

00:29:44.560 We love our veterans.

00:29:46.140 But we are having a conversation lately about fraud and waste and abuse and whatever.

00:29:52.480 So there is some interesting stats about, is it the VA?

00:29:55.880 Yeah, it's mainly about disability benefits for vets.

00:30:00.240 Disability benefits for the veterans.

00:30:02.880 Which is paid for by the VA.

00:30:04.200 Which is paid for by the VA.

00:30:05.800 We have some interesting info, and we want you guys to let us know in the comments if you know about this,

00:30:10.700 or if you're familiar.

00:30:11.680 I'm sure someone has some stories.

00:30:13.700 So let's start it off with that first tweet, please.

00:30:16.220 Yeah.

00:30:16.340 One crazy statistic, 30% to 35% of ex-vets that left the force since 2020 have claimed disability.

00:30:25.560 That's a lot.

00:30:26.260 So this is all about disability benefits.

00:30:28.640 And here it is.

00:30:29.280 In five years, VA benefits will exceed the DOD budget.

00:30:33.020 And this is a straight line up on total outlays.

00:30:36.700 So this is total spending for the U.S. Department of Veteran Affairs, which would include disability.

00:30:43.580 And it's kind of showing projections through 2029 and billions of dollars.

00:30:47.880 So it's a lot.

00:30:48.960 It's a lot of spending.

00:30:49.920 It is a lot of spending.

00:30:50.820 And then this next guy kind of explains it the best I've seen.

00:30:55.160 Yeah.

00:30:55.400 He said a lot of military veterans don't want to talk about this.

00:30:59.040 He tells a story about how when he was leaving the Marine Corps, what he saw and kind of people were told to game the disability system.

00:31:06.980 Because why not, right?

00:31:08.260 Yeah.

00:31:08.780 They have a benefits before discharge program, and they were all encouraged to make sure they get that fully juiced.

00:31:14.840 But I want to talk about his story of what he's seen.

00:31:18.380 And he says, I've heard egregious stories of veterans who claimed a host of hard-to-prove medical issues, mental health, erectile dysfunction, et cetera, only to receive massive ongoing disability payments.

00:31:30.580 Heck, tons of vets never even left the country and now are getting lifetime disability payments for their stateside service.

00:31:38.160 It felt like dishonesty was almost encouraged and accepted in these disability applications.

00:31:42.800 I have good friends, consultants, bankers, attorneys receiving $10,000 plus a year while having tremendously successful professional careers.

00:31:52.420 I'm not suggesting veterans' disability should go away, but the award process requires more rigor and more scrutiny.

00:31:58.860 And someone earning $250,000 a year in their career shouldn't be receiving disability payments.

00:32:04.120 So that's interesting, and that does ring true.

00:32:07.120 It does seem like maybe they're giving it away too easily, especially if you didn't go to battle and you weren't in battle and combat.

00:32:16.740 How are you getting disability?

00:32:18.380 Did you injure yourself with training?

00:32:20.600 Was it a Camp Lejeune thing?

00:32:22.300 I get that.

00:32:22.820 Drink the water at Camp Lejeune.

00:32:24.220 I've been hearing about that.

00:32:25.200 I get that.

00:32:26.400 But you look at this chart, the VA benefits, and it's like, whoa, we must have been two wars a year every year going straight line up.

00:32:32.980 People are getting smoked, right?

00:32:35.000 Yeah.

00:32:35.480 But yeah, people who never leave the country or never get deployed, it just feels a little weird.

00:32:40.480 And we have this example here.

00:32:42.180 This was from one of the financial audit podcasts with that guy, Caleb Hammer.

00:32:47.140 And this guy noticed he watched the whole podcast.

00:32:50.340 We didn't actually watch it.

00:32:51.580 He said, this lady gets 100% disability and never left America, never left the base she was stationed at.

00:32:58.600 Just know.

00:32:59.080 And it's like this 26-year-old woman, right?

00:33:01.620 And the whole thing is about how she rides horses and does, like, horse training.

00:33:08.660 And I don't know.

00:33:09.240 It doesn't seem very disabled.

00:33:10.540 You're up on horses working another job, right?

00:33:12.900 Disabled and horses don't usually mix.

00:33:15.420 Yeah.

00:33:15.640 And so this is one of those things where I think it's just kind of getting out of hand.

00:33:20.460 And, like, all programs, you get, like, leeches or people who want to game it who aren't necessarily dealing with, like, a traumatic brain injury or something that really actually affected them.

00:33:31.920 And I know people who got blowed up.

00:33:33.420 Yeah.

00:33:33.960 I call it blowed up.

00:33:34.780 And then remember we showed a few months back the guy doing the video at the Army and saying, why did you join?

00:33:42.940 And everyone was like, I want free college.

00:33:44.880 Like, I got in trouble.

00:33:46.660 I don't know.

00:33:48.160 It's becoming like a benefits target thing.

00:33:50.920 It's like a milkable thing.

00:33:52.960 Everyone knows.

00:33:53.600 Well, you go.

00:33:54.180 You don't even have to leave the country.

00:33:55.420 And then they'll give you benefits.

00:33:56.600 Then you get a free college and then 10K.

00:33:59.120 Free college.

00:33:59.480 Sprain your ankle.

00:34:00.460 Get some benefits.

00:34:01.600 It'll be, like, 300 a month or something.

00:34:03.700 There's something there.

00:34:04.720 So, and here's the thing with all these entitlements and things and fraud that Doge is kind of, like, locking in on, right?

00:34:11.820 This is the last.

00:34:12.900 This is the last one you audit, right?

00:34:14.800 Because a lot of people volunteered for their country and, you know, did an honorable thing.

00:34:21.360 And we don't want to over-scrutinize them too much.

00:34:24.560 Exactly.

00:34:24.940 But something definitely changed, right?

00:34:26.480 And there's some gamesmanship happening in order to get these benefits.

00:34:29.140 Just like how the illegal immigrant classes have changed over the years.

00:34:33.740 Yeah.

00:34:34.100 Like, the post-9-11 military veteran class.

00:34:38.140 Those are probably way more higher percentage great guys.

00:34:41.380 Yeah, the Pat Tillman class.

00:34:42.720 That type of guy.

00:34:43.420 But then lately, when there's not many active wars and you're kind of just joining to get health care and free college, and then, oh, yeah.

00:34:53.560 And all you have to do is say this happened and fill out this form and you'll get this money for the rest of your life.

00:34:58.440 That's where it gets a little precarious.

00:35:00.680 Something to watch.

00:35:01.600 I want to dig a little deeper on it, but we wanted to present the findings to the podcast.

00:35:05.700 Yep.

00:35:06.000 All right.

00:35:06.260 Our next topic.

00:35:07.100 This is going to be quick.

00:35:07.900 It's just an update when it comes to deportations and kind of the migrant situation, but it's about international students.

00:35:16.920 Yeah.

00:35:17.220 There are already 130,000 fewer international students in the U.S.

00:35:22.180 has anyone noticed, and it says down 11%, international student enrollment has plummeted 11% from March 2024 to March 2025.

00:35:32.020 That's not bad.

00:35:33.100 Yeah.

00:35:33.520 I like less people.

00:35:34.860 Indian students declined by over 27%.

00:35:37.300 Master's students declined by over 20%.

00:35:39.900 And then this guy says institutions will lose up to $4 billion.

00:35:43.920 They can afford it.

00:35:44.980 They can't replace them with anybody?

00:35:46.620 There's no Americans or anybody else who might want to get into a college program now?

00:35:50.480 That's a good point.

00:35:51.880 Yeah.

00:35:52.580 I'll play a song on the world's smallest violin for all those people who wanted to, you know, find someone to marry and land here.

00:36:00.080 Yeah.

00:36:00.500 I don't really give a shit.

00:36:01.940 Oh, the institutions lost $4 billion from all these Indian people.

00:36:05.220 Oops.

00:36:05.820 Okay.

00:36:06.360 I don't care.

00:36:07.020 Sorry, Harvard.

00:36:07.960 Another tariff on India, please.

00:36:09.600 Yeah.

00:36:10.280 All right.

00:36:10.620 Well, we're into the final page of housekeeping now.

00:36:12.800 Make sure you guys use this opportunity to tickle the post.

00:36:14.600 Help us juice the alga.

00:36:15.420 Leave a like, leave a comment, comment again, then start yapping.

00:36:18.700 Notifications need to be on.

00:36:19.620 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:36:20.780 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:36:22.120 And episodes also need to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:36:25.280 Yeah.

00:36:25.560 And mind your business.

00:36:26.800 If you see a young black man at the track meet, make sure you mind your business.

00:36:30.900 It's true.

00:36:31.260 Meaning, avoid them.

00:36:32.560 All right.

00:36:33.040 First things first.

00:36:34.280 I saw this tweet.

00:36:35.360 I thought it was funny.

00:36:36.140 I just wanted to read it and I didn't have a place to put it.

00:36:38.040 White people see an op and be like, we've got company.

00:36:41.840 It's true.

00:36:42.680 Yeah.

00:36:43.000 That's white people.

00:36:43.840 Ops is universal.

00:36:44.560 All right.

00:36:45.760 Next.

00:36:46.440 We don't do anything after that.

00:36:47.940 We just kind of say that as a joke.

00:36:49.800 Yeah.

00:36:50.120 Next, we have a Clips account, which I've briefly maybe mentioned before.

00:36:54.960 It's Fleckus underscore plug on Instagram.

00:36:58.020 We're about to hit 20K.

00:36:59.180 So please go follow that.

00:37:00.700 After that, a little bit of an update.

00:37:02.940 You guys know I've been doing the oysters and the seafood.

00:37:05.780 Whole house smells like fish.

00:37:07.400 The oysters are now kind of dead and maybe rotting.

00:37:10.680 I don't know if I'm still going to eat them.

00:37:12.120 I'll get botulism.

00:37:13.500 But.

00:37:13.940 Is that what you get?

00:37:14.800 Botulism for old oysters?

00:37:16.160 So like the same thing on a dented can of soup?

00:37:18.660 That's right.

00:37:18.920 Yeah.

00:37:19.140 And the problem is like you cut them open and then I sometimes I smell them and it's like,

00:37:22.660 oh, it smells like shitty fish.

00:37:23.920 I know.

00:37:24.440 But it's like.

00:37:25.180 It smells like the bottom of the ocean.

00:37:26.520 It smells like the harbor.

00:37:27.540 It's supposed to smell worse.

00:37:29.320 Yeah.

00:37:29.620 And then you don't eat it.

00:37:30.720 But if it's shriveled up, you don't eat it.

00:37:32.360 If it's got like this creamy liquid in it, then it's good.

00:37:35.580 But over the weekend when I was preparing for the show on Sunday, look what I made.

00:37:40.220 There you go.

00:37:40.920 At the house.

00:37:42.060 Catering.

00:37:42.480 And you can see the living room.

00:37:43.800 I have back there Rob Smith cut out on the wall.

00:37:46.660 Yep.

00:37:47.480 But that was the vision.

00:37:48.720 And look at what came in the mail.

00:37:50.620 The Oyster Boy vest.

00:37:52.200 Congratulations, Oyster Boy.

00:37:54.260 Can you admit it?

00:37:55.060 Don't touch me.

00:37:55.660 Can you admit it?

00:37:56.840 Admit what?

00:37:57.920 I did it.

00:37:58.760 Why don't you admit it?

00:37:59.640 Why don't you tell the truth?

00:38:01.300 Why don't you tell them the truth about the 50 oysters rotting in your fridge right now that

00:38:04.760 you're not going to be able to do?

00:38:05.480 100 was a little generous on the initial order.

00:38:09.860 And I'm going to get to most of them.

00:38:11.180 And I'll turn the rest into, I'll release the rest back in the ocean.

00:38:15.440 Something like that.

00:38:16.840 Turn the rest into bait.

00:38:18.040 Yeah.

00:38:18.620 But I did it.

00:38:20.200 There you go.

00:38:21.320 And here's something I realized.

00:38:22.700 What did it cost you?

00:38:24.220 Time?

00:38:25.100 Time.

00:38:25.480 $500?

00:38:26.880 Yeah.

00:38:27.020 The Custom Oyster Boy vest?

00:38:28.400 How much was the Custom Oyster Boy vest now that we're here?

00:38:30.940 Well, it's a Brooks Brothers vest.

00:38:33.020 No, so you.

00:38:33.780 And I think it's a woman's vest, and I don't want to get back into this, but the zipper's

00:38:38.200 on this side.

00:38:39.320 Yeah, so you bought women's clothes again, and it says Oyster Boy, but it's a woman's

00:38:42.940 clothes.

00:38:43.660 It actually looks good, though.

00:38:45.060 I'm not, I'm not, I don't just, I'm not just a hater for no reason.

00:38:47.860 Yeah, it looks good.

00:38:48.420 It's a classy vest.

00:38:49.260 Yeah, it is.

00:38:49.540 I work in finance.

00:38:50.320 For a lady who's going to ride on horseback on a cold, chilly fall day.

00:38:54.600 Yeah, so I'm very happy with the whole experience, but also I realized I like to go eat

00:38:59.740 outside at a restaurant and get oysters.

00:39:02.100 Wait, Brooks Brothers?

00:39:03.880 They sell women's clothes?

00:39:05.160 Yeah.

00:39:05.420 Okay.

00:39:06.060 I was going to say brothers.

00:39:07.560 That's just the guys who did it.

00:39:09.000 Okay.

00:39:09.480 So it was a failed experiment.

00:39:11.300 You like to go to the restaurant and get served oysters.

00:39:12.780 I like to go get served oysters.

00:39:14.440 I don't want to do it myself and scrape with a knife and wear a glove.

00:39:18.380 Cut your hand a little bit.

00:39:19.560 You threw, you just to, when in doubt, throw it out.

00:39:22.160 I threw a lot of oysters out just to get, what, eight oysters.

00:39:27.020 Yeah.

00:39:27.140 By the time they're done, you don't even want to eat them anymore.

00:39:28.940 And then you go to a restaurant and then oysters are so refreshing and you're outside.

00:39:32.100 It's a little bit better.

00:39:32.900 But I do have a next iteration, a next plan, something I'm working towards.

00:39:38.120 I'm going to play this clip here.

00:39:40.420 This is in a lobster roll in Maine.

00:39:43.200 Butter teapot, guys.

00:39:45.100 Wow.

00:39:45.700 Butter teapot.

00:39:46.660 Are you familiar with that?

00:39:48.240 No.

00:39:48.580 I think you need to have a restaurant to get to butter teapot status.

00:39:51.180 I think if you had a butter teapot in your house, it would lead to something bad.

00:39:54.980 I don't think you'll hit that 250 goal.

00:39:56.700 That's a good point.

00:39:57.680 So.

00:39:58.360 All right.

00:39:58.760 We're running out of time.

00:40:00.060 So let's just go to our next clip.

00:40:02.120 It's Booger Cat.

00:40:03.620 Pretty self-explanatory.

00:40:04.540 So he's got it and it's all in there and he's sneezing and it's still there.

00:40:14.260 Yep.

00:40:15.360 And they're rolling it up.

00:40:18.840 What happened to him?

00:40:19.960 He's Booger Cat.

00:40:21.760 All right.

00:40:22.060 I'm done.

00:40:23.020 He keeps going.

00:40:24.100 I'm done.

00:40:25.020 You don't like boogers like that?

00:40:26.180 I hate boogers like that.

00:40:27.260 Really?

00:40:27.660 I think boogers disgust me more than like other things.

00:40:30.960 Like on the ranking, boogers.

00:40:33.120 I don't know.

00:40:33.640 Something bad about it.

00:40:34.680 All right.

00:40:34.960 Next.

00:40:35.600 Waste of time.

00:40:36.580 Well, up for debate.

00:40:40.280 Next is the Orlando Epilepsy Center giving people epilepsy.

00:40:44.480 That's just funny.

00:40:45.540 Yeah.

00:40:46.160 That's a little simulation wing for us.

00:40:47.840 There you go.

00:40:48.500 All right.

00:40:48.800 Our next clip, maybe the most important clip of the show, Darshan, someone who I tried

00:40:52.600 to work with in the past and attain as a client, but it didn't work out.

00:40:57.180 He just released a video over the weekend that makes me jealous that he's not my client.

00:41:02.000 It actually gets vulgar.

00:41:31.820 After that.

00:41:32.820 Oh, wow.

00:41:33.620 Crazy.

00:41:34.360 But yeah, that's Darshan.

00:41:36.600 He's doing a great job.

00:41:37.600 And even though it didn't work out business wise, I'm happy to see him succeed.

00:41:41.000 There you go.

00:41:41.560 The last thing of all of housekeeping, I'm going to make a quick because RRB will get

00:41:46.520 mad at me.

00:41:48.040 Bonus landers know I drive a murdered out Hummer H2 now, which is very cool.

00:41:52.460 It's basically a military vehicle.

00:41:53.760 And I thought, why not make it a full military vehicle?

00:41:57.640 So if any of you guys are in the business of bulletproofing the car, I'm nothing crazy.

00:42:04.280 I'm probably going to need some bulletproof windows, bulletproof side panels, run flat

00:42:10.100 tires, nothing crazy, and maybe electrified door handles if it's cheap.

00:42:15.400 So if that's something you guys do or you're familiar with or you know someone who does,

00:42:21.020 please hit me up.

00:42:21.940 I'm looking to armor my car.

00:42:23.880 Just because imagine it's like a safe house and you can just go in the car.

00:42:28.320 Oh, someone's coming to the car with a knife or with a gun.

00:42:30.700 He wants to steal the car.

00:42:31.960 You just chill.

00:42:33.100 That's true.

00:42:34.300 It's like a safe house.

00:42:35.340 Oh, someone's in the house.

00:42:36.520 Get in the car.

00:42:37.580 It's like, get in the car.

00:42:38.560 The car is safe.

00:42:39.360 Oh, the power went out for three days.

00:42:41.480 EMP goes off.

00:42:42.920 Three days of darkness.

00:42:43.900 What do we do?

00:42:44.960 Get in the car.

00:42:46.040 That's true.

00:42:46.960 That's true.

00:42:47.580 I'm with you on the end game.

00:42:49.400 That's a very cool end game.

00:42:50.780 But then I know a little bit more about your financial situation.

00:42:53.940 Haven't done your taxes yet.

00:42:55.360 Things like that.

00:42:56.600 The shit coins I'm in.

00:42:57.800 Gets me a little nervous.

00:42:59.000 But hey, have fun, buddy.

00:43:00.200 You only have one life.

00:43:01.840 Yeah.

00:43:02.560 Well, let me know, guys.

00:43:04.500 I am very interested in armoring my car.

00:43:09.000 No big deal.

00:43:09.960 Okay.

00:43:10.560 All right.

00:43:10.820 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:43:11.640 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:43:14.620 All right.

00:43:17.260 Our first clip of Cringe, similar to what we showed last week.

00:43:20.480 Remember the girl who blows dumps on other humans?

00:43:23.080 Yeah.

00:43:23.420 She made, I think it was $1,100.

00:43:25.700 After the Indian food.

00:43:26.940 After the Indian food.

00:43:28.000 I wish someone would pay me to do that.

00:43:30.340 I do it for free all the time.

00:43:31.800 That's what they want underneath.

00:43:34.960 Okay.

00:43:35.760 And, well, we have a new kink, I guess you'd describe it as.

00:43:39.180 It's a financial dominator.

00:43:41.300 And listen to how she describes her business.

00:43:44.040 4.2k in an hour, literally just telling a man to send me money over and over again.

00:43:48.160 No nudes, no meets, no explicit content.

00:43:50.280 Let me show you.

00:43:51.220 So this is our Apple Pay drain.

00:43:52.880 This is when we had to move to Zelle because his Apple Pay declined.

00:43:57.060 And then this is the text of him saying, this is what I have left, and me telling him to send the rest.

00:44:01.640 Don't worry, y'all.

00:44:02.340 He had an extra 10k.

00:44:03.260 He was cashing in tomorrow.

00:44:04.120 But the whole point of this is he wanted me to do this.

00:44:06.960 What I'm showing you is a role play called a drain that is involved in financial domination, K-I-N-K.

00:44:12.480 There is literally a whole niche of spicy work that revolves around you draining men's bank accounts, being kind of a bratty Regina George or a mystic, like, goddess, like, matriarchal figure.

00:44:23.280 And, like, telling men to drain their bank account for you.

00:44:25.300 And that is the role play they want.

00:44:26.580 They don't want to meet you.

00:44:27.340 They don't want your nudes.

00:44:28.380 They want you to dominate their finances.

00:44:31.020 And I have made over 750k in four years now.

00:44:35.060 You can make up to 5 to 230 to 40k a month, all from your phone, all with your clothes on.

00:44:39.580 And if you want to learn more, comment, brat, or go to the link in my bio.

00:44:42.960 Toodles.

00:44:43.080 Comment, brat.

00:44:44.620 That's the new age.

00:44:45.600 That's the new age dream for women.

00:44:47.180 The Miami condo on the 30th floor and then a guy who sends you money and you don't even have to send him nudes anymore.

00:44:53.420 All because he just lusts after you and probably has never talked to a girl that much in his life.

00:44:58.620 And you're interacting with him and he just sends you all his money.

00:45:03.020 But this is a real thing, financial domination.

00:45:06.340 And I think the girl here, she's, like, trying to recruit other people.

00:45:10.020 You want to learn how to do this?

00:45:11.560 And it's kind of an oxymoron because why would you teach someone how to do this when you could just get the client?

00:45:17.220 All it is is texting and then they send you the money, right?

00:45:20.500 So it's kind of, like, eventually the roles reverse and then you need this guy more than he needs you.

00:45:26.920 Yeah.

00:45:27.420 Where it's, like, I'll do anything to keep this client.

00:45:29.580 Like, what do I do?

00:45:30.420 And you lose a client to another girl and it's, like, I'm sending money to Cindy now.

00:45:34.720 Exactly.

00:45:35.200 Like, for nothing.

00:45:36.400 So, I mean, we don't really have much to say.

00:45:38.260 It's weird.

00:45:38.920 And obviously the men enable all this female behavior.

00:45:42.420 So that's a huge problem.

00:45:43.860 But this is the best gig you could possibly have, I would say.

00:45:47.820 And I can't imagine you'd even offer to teach anyone else how to do it because it doesn't take that much time.

00:45:53.200 You can just keep – I can take on 40 clients.

00:45:55.920 Yeah.

00:45:56.060 I would pause my whole life to take on 4,200 an hour.

00:45:59.060 I have to do some – I have to do a work text real quick.

00:46:01.620 Send money now.

00:46:03.340 Send it.

00:46:04.080 Send more.

00:46:05.100 But then, I mean, this is one of those things where this girl is, like, selling you a lifestyle.

00:46:10.420 Here's what you can do.

00:46:11.660 You got to do – you got to take some horror baby steps first.

00:46:14.640 Like, you are going to have to send some nudes and some feet pics and then you'll find that financial domination client, right?

00:46:19.960 That's true.

00:46:20.760 So horror steps first.

00:46:22.900 Baby steps.

00:46:24.080 All right.

00:46:24.300 Let's get to our next story.

00:46:25.300 There was a showdown on the subway, as we mentioned in the intro, of a gay Asian man versus a loud black woman.

00:46:32.000 Which team are you on?

00:46:34.040 I don't know.

00:46:34.920 I'm on gay Asian man.

00:46:36.020 Yeah, me too.

00:46:37.040 I'm a fucking faggot.

00:46:37.960 What are you going to do about it?

00:46:38.740 So what?

00:46:39.580 I'm a faggot.

00:46:40.180 I told you a faggot.

00:46:41.180 So what?

00:46:41.800 So what?

00:46:42.620 I'm an Asian faggot and you're a black woman.

00:46:44.480 What are we going to do about it?

00:46:45.680 First thing on the board?

00:46:47.680 I am an Asian faggot.

00:46:48.680 What are you going to do about it?

00:46:48.880 Okay, we'll go one faggot.

00:46:50.300 I am.

00:46:51.180 I am.

00:46:52.020 I am.

00:46:53.200 What are you going to do about it?

00:46:54.340 You're mad.

00:46:55.740 You're mad.

00:46:56.380 You're mad too, bitch.

00:46:57.220 You're mad too, bitch.

00:47:00.300 Oh, man.

00:47:01.300 You're just a dumb ass bitch and you know it.

00:47:02.960 And that's how you're mad on this.

00:47:04.380 You're still going.

00:47:05.300 You're mad.

00:47:06.020 Yeah, I am mad.

00:47:06.860 You're mad too, bitch.

00:47:08.120 Okay.

00:47:09.260 Okay.

00:47:10.420 Ew.

00:47:11.340 Ew.

00:47:12.360 It's a showdown.

00:47:13.500 It's like Godzilla versus King Kong.

00:47:15.760 Oh.

00:47:15.940 But the gay guy is the giant monkey for channel posterity reasons.

00:47:20.140 Okay.

00:47:20.560 Smart.

00:47:20.880 But it's funny because like the New York City liberals on the subway probably don't know

00:47:25.320 which side to automatically be on right away.

00:47:28.040 Yeah, that's a coin toss actually.

00:47:29.500 Because it's a gay guy who's Asian and then it's like a loud mad black woman and that puts

00:47:34.820 like the white liberal ladies in a Chinese finger trap.

00:47:38.220 Yeah.

00:47:38.500 And I am only on his side because I know he didn't start it.

00:47:42.420 That's all I know.

00:47:43.500 He didn't start it.

00:47:44.340 He's wearing the overcoat.

00:47:45.460 He's dressed pretty nice.

00:47:46.640 This woman was calling him the slur that I somehow can't repeat on YouTube, but we can

00:47:51.140 play it on the video.

00:47:52.400 I don't know how it works either.

00:47:53.540 So I just know he didn't start it and I'm on his side.

00:47:57.420 And to be fair, there's a word he could have said to come over the top and win the argument

00:48:03.560 and probably get the subway jumping.

00:48:06.800 Yeah.

00:48:07.320 Subway would have popped off.

00:48:08.360 But it probably would have gotten him beat up by a girl.

00:48:11.140 So he had the nuke and he didn't play it.

00:48:14.060 He showed restraint.

00:48:15.400 That's discipline.

00:48:16.020 That's discipline.

00:48:16.940 I respect it.

00:48:17.560 Good for you, brother.

00:48:18.460 Nice job, brother.

00:48:20.160 And that's maybe what's left of the Democratic Party at this point.

00:48:23.020 Yeah.

00:48:23.640 Yeah.

00:48:24.060 Loud, yelling, gay, black people, an Asian woman.

00:48:27.800 Scrapping over who's correct.

00:48:29.240 That's actually really a very good microcosm right there.

00:48:31.920 They're fighting each other.

00:48:33.000 Yeah.

00:48:33.460 All right.

00:48:33.720 Let's get to our next story.

00:48:34.780 This one's quick, but I thought it was funny.

00:48:37.100 Someone, this guy, this gay guy posted a reply.

00:48:40.580 And the question was, so you're saying I may have a chance with my straight coworker.

00:48:45.300 So he's basically encouraging this gay guy to investigate whether his straight coworker is actually straight.

00:48:51.660 I almost guarantee that you have a chance with your straight coworker, especially if he's a little open minded.

00:48:58.260 What I would do is just invite him out for a drink like on a Friday or Saturday night, you know, and then after drink like three or four, see if he's into dancing, you know, get a little flirty and then just see how he responds.

00:49:10.600 Uh, it's pretty unlikely he'll get offended and you'll know right away if he's down or not.

00:49:16.220 Just don't make it weird.

00:49:17.100 Yeah.

00:49:18.100 So the whole point of showing this is to show how much of their own world the gays operate in.

00:49:23.780 Yeah.

00:49:24.260 If someone said this about a heterosexual couple situation, oh, you can't date someone at work.

00:49:29.780 That's completely inappropriate.

00:49:30.880 You can get fired.

00:49:31.800 Oh, you don't want to have an HR issue.

00:49:33.400 But then this guy goes, oh, go get your coworker a little drunk and start flirting with him and see what happens.

00:49:38.400 And it's a straight guy with a gay guy.

00:49:40.400 Yeah.

00:49:40.700 Like imagine this from a frat boy instead of a 30 year old gay man being like, bro, get six or seven drinks in her.

00:49:47.820 She'll be eating out of the palm of your head.

00:49:49.620 Get her to the frat basement.

00:49:50.820 Get her to the dance floor.

00:49:51.700 Six or seven drinks.

00:49:52.800 Start dancing.

00:49:53.740 Grind on her.

00:49:54.700 See what she does.

00:49:55.920 It's like the horrible advice, but gay guys can somehow do it.

00:49:58.720 Right?

00:49:59.040 Yeah.

00:49:59.380 Um, yeah.

00:50:00.500 And then also the gay guys in general, not beating the sneaking around sneaky allegations, right?

00:50:06.600 Yeah.

00:50:07.040 Not beating, not beating the horny all the time down for whatever, anywhere, any place, anytime allegations.

00:50:13.500 Try to, try to trick your coworker into something and he's straight.

00:50:17.160 You already know that you said that in your reply, but let's see if we could trick him one time.

00:50:21.720 That's a good point.

00:50:22.520 So, all right, let's get to our protester section.

00:50:24.820 We have a lot of clips and events from over the weekend.

00:50:28.560 The hands-off protest was all over the country.

00:50:31.260 There's over 1,400 of them.

00:50:32.900 And obviously it was not organic.

00:50:34.780 It was all funded by NGOs and George Soros.

00:50:38.060 Can you read this tweet that sums it up?

00:50:39.760 Yeah.

00:50:40.000 These protests today are not organic.

00:50:42.060 All 1,300 of them have been pre-planned by the same six Democrat-led and funded NGOs.

00:50:48.260 The resistance is made up of a professional agitator class whose only purpose is to engage in destabilizing and Marxist revolutions.

00:50:55.980 This is what they learn how to do, and that is why they implement, or that is what they implement.

00:51:01.440 None of these people have any idea what they're even protesting or what the pre-printed signs they are required to carry mean.

00:51:07.160 Their purpose is to psych you out and make it seem like the whole country is not behind this president and his agenda, but that is a lie.

00:51:13.340 That's the main point.

00:51:14.800 It's all fake and gay and paid.

00:51:17.660 And the whole point is not to spread a message or shine a light on certain issues.

00:51:23.360 It's to make MAGA go, oh, man, these tariffs are getting kind of crazy.

00:51:27.300 Oh, the stock market's going down.

00:51:29.020 Do people still support Trump?

00:51:30.540 Oh, there's protests on every corner.

00:51:32.120 And it's just to get MAGA for a little bit to subtly just feel like, oh, maybe the support isn't behind Trump.

00:51:38.520 And that's not the case.

00:51:39.880 Yeah.

00:51:40.480 And we have this next clip.

00:51:41.980 This woman is fat and illegal, I believe.

00:51:45.340 Which you can be one or the other.

00:51:48.320 My name is Greisa Martinez-Rosas.

00:51:50.880 I am an immigrant.

00:51:52.360 I am undocumented, unhafraid, queer, and unashamed.

00:51:59.360 Wow.

00:51:59.860 She hit them all.

00:52:00.560 She's queer, fat, undocumented.

00:52:02.700 She didn't mention fat.

00:52:04.180 That's just visual.

00:52:06.320 But, yeah, so, you know, we're in Trump's America, and someone is at the protest yelling about how they're illegal and unafraid.

00:52:15.600 And I don't think that should be allowed in Trump's America.

00:52:19.060 I think that's kind of top priority.

00:52:21.140 That would be considered an agitator in my mind.

00:52:24.240 And I think that's kind of the person who Tom Homan really does need to get.

00:52:28.380 That's exactly.

00:52:29.220 That should exist in Joe Biden AOC's America, but not Trump's America.

00:52:34.980 It's kind of in our face.

00:52:35.900 And then we learned that this woman who's illegal makes over $180,000 a year.

00:52:42.740 Which is three times the average American salary through a complex NGO grift network, right?

00:52:47.980 And then we have some of the stats from the grift network.

00:52:52.680 Can you read that tweet that sums it up by David Angelo?

00:52:55.620 Yeah, it says, leftist grift alert.

00:52:57.500 My tax dollars have paid this undocumented immigrants organization $75 million in the last five years to organize social activism.

00:53:05.480 $75 million.

00:53:07.000 My tax dollars pay her $200,000 a year, $188K, to change the way Americans think, in quotes.

00:53:13.140 It's hard to really be articulate about how infuriating this system is.

00:53:17.720 Docs are attached.

00:53:19.000 And here's the docs.

00:53:20.080 There's her, $188K.

00:53:21.480 Her salary.

00:53:22.460 And then here's the Open Society, which has given at least $7.6 million to Indivisible in the last few years.

00:53:29.220 And then he was inferring government funding, so I'm sure they got some USAID-type money in the past.

00:53:35.780 Sounds about right.

00:53:36.480 And then here's the meme we made and what we hope happens.

00:53:40.400 She needs to go.

00:53:41.220 She needs to go.

00:53:41.960 I think this is like you send a message.

00:53:44.280 This is an agitator.

00:53:45.460 This is someone who's proudly declaring it, and that's kind of the person.

00:53:49.060 They need to be hiding in the shadows.

00:53:50.740 We're still waiting on mass deportations, right?

00:53:52.920 So you really do need, if you're not doing mass deportations yet, you need to make an example out of the loudmouths.

00:53:58.480 Yep, and then we do have a reminder for what all these protests are and what the organizers believe.

00:54:03.240 Can you read that?

00:54:04.220 Yeah, the famous tweet from Mystery Grove Publishing.

00:54:06.600 Reminder, communism is when ugly, deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal, then rob and or kill all successful people.

00:54:13.900 Out of petty resentment and cruelty, the ideology is all just window dressing.

00:54:18.640 Exactly.

00:54:19.360 And then next we have a clip of a young girl who's at the protest.

00:54:22.920 And listen to what she says and what she notices about the protesters.

00:54:25.620 I'm at the protest right now in New York City, anti-Trump, anti-fascist protest.

00:54:30.780 And I have one question.

00:54:32.680 Where the fuck is Gen Z?

00:54:35.080 These people are cheering.

00:54:37.080 They're talking like it's just the 60s.

00:54:39.060 It's just like the 60s.

00:54:40.340 And they're having conversations and walking slowly.

00:54:43.380 There's no fight here.

00:54:44.620 There's no youth here.

00:54:45.700 It's all 30-somethings and their children.

00:54:48.020 And then seniors.

00:54:49.740 And God bless everybody who showed up today.

00:54:51.600 But I'm really fucking disappointed in the youth turnout.

00:54:54.940 Where is the youth turnout?

00:54:56.180 Yeah.

00:54:57.260 You're saying the quiet part out loud.

00:54:58.980 It's all paid boomers and stupid Gen Xers.

00:55:01.920 And then we have this from Carrie Lake.

00:55:04.100 She posted.

00:55:05.680 You can read what it says, but we've kind of said it.

00:55:08.260 Of all the protesters in my D.C. neighborhood yesterday, this one stood out.

00:55:11.900 A baby boomer with a sign claiming he wants the president killed.

00:55:15.920 Why?

00:55:16.260 For rooting out fraud, waste, and abuse in our government?

00:55:18.660 For striving for peace over war?

00:55:20.660 I find people like this quite sad.

00:55:22.580 Instead of enjoying their golden years in the golden age of America,

00:55:25.380 the fake news has brainwashed them into being angry and hateful.

00:55:28.460 And then can you look at the guy on the left in that photo, Richard?

00:55:31.900 What does his poster say on the left?

00:55:34.420 It says in gold font, printed on a nice poster board,

00:55:39.000 hands off my poppers.

00:55:40.640 Yeah.

00:55:41.400 He's a single issue voter.

00:55:42.940 And he hates RFK now.

00:55:45.300 They took his poppers.

00:55:47.380 What do we want?

00:55:48.520 The ability to inhale computer cleaner so it loosens our butt for gay sex.

00:55:52.580 When do we want it?

00:55:53.520 Now.

00:55:54.480 And then later tonight.

00:55:55.640 And then again tomorrow.

00:55:57.160 And then with our straight coworker later in this week.

00:55:59.960 During spring break.

00:56:01.020 And basically every day for the last five years.

00:56:04.840 You know?

00:56:05.840 I'm sure that guy's got plenty of poppers.

00:56:07.960 But not all the protests went smoothly.

00:56:10.900 If you make a poster of it, you do a lot of poppers.

00:56:13.980 He's tipping his hand there.

00:56:15.120 He is showing.

00:56:15.860 It's not hands off my poppers.

00:56:17.140 This is my cousin's issue.

00:56:19.160 It's personal.

00:56:20.140 Yeah.

00:56:20.600 He needs the poppers.

00:56:21.660 Yeah.

00:56:22.140 And then not all of the protests went smoothly.

00:56:24.960 Look what happens here.

00:56:26.680 Protests gone wrong.

00:56:27.840 So this fat woman in overalls tried to take the mic.

00:56:36.080 Couldn't get it.

00:56:37.520 And here comes the weapon.

00:56:39.480 And then the weapon walks up.

00:56:40.700 His shirt says, I am the weapon.

00:56:42.720 Boom.

00:56:43.640 Open handed.

00:56:45.380 And he stands there.

00:56:47.460 Menacingly.

00:56:48.060 And no men go knock him out for that.

00:56:50.780 Nobody stops.

00:56:51.220 It's a Democrat rally and everyone's homosexual.

00:56:53.740 It turns into this.

00:56:54.720 Calm down.

00:56:55.660 Everyone just please be calm.

00:56:58.000 Yeah.

00:56:58.420 So that sums it up.

00:56:59.520 That was what happened over the weekend.

00:57:01.320 Old, non-organic, couple slap fights.

00:57:05.960 But yeah, I don't know.

00:57:08.040 Does it mean anything?

00:57:10.060 Are they, someone's still pulling the strings.

00:57:12.480 They're still a little bit organized.

00:57:14.300 Does anybody believe it?

00:57:15.520 Does this hit anyone?

00:57:16.920 Does this change the trend in young men in America switching right or women going left?

00:57:22.660 I don't know.

00:57:23.100 I don't think it does.

00:57:24.200 I don't think it does either.

00:57:25.380 So it's a little wasteful.

00:57:27.400 You want to do these towards midterms.

00:57:29.940 You don't want to do them in the first couple months of Trump.

00:57:32.620 And honestly, for this, I know protests versus news coverage are two different things, really.

00:57:38.200 I sense that Trump is really not changing his tactics based on anything he hears.

00:57:43.960 Hit pieces, articles.

00:57:45.120 I think he's just moving forward.

00:57:46.700 He's a different kind of guy.

00:57:47.980 He's not explaining himself.

00:57:49.420 Exactly.

00:57:49.840 All right.

00:57:50.560 Our last piece of cringe, and there's some uplifting in it, too.

00:57:55.460 There was a pool tournament.

00:57:57.720 This is the bad part.

00:57:59.860 A women's pool tournament where the final two people are two men dressed as women.

00:58:05.220 Yeah.

00:58:05.620 Two men will face each other for a women's championship title at the Ultimate Pool Women's Pro Series event, too, in the UK.

00:58:12.300 Harriet and Lucy.

00:58:13.820 Harriet and Lucy.

00:58:15.120 Harriet is a bold choice.

00:58:16.660 Lucy I get, but Harriet.

00:58:18.020 I like it.

00:58:19.220 I like it.

00:58:19.400 Yeah.

00:58:19.840 So, I mean, that's it.

00:58:22.300 That's obviously not in America.

00:58:23.920 But these adult sports leagues and these kind of semi-pro things, there's no mechanism for federal control.

00:58:30.620 And obviously, that's in the UK, so they're on some different shit.

00:58:33.940 But the men are still finding their way into women's sports.

00:58:36.740 And the sad reality is it doesn't happen until your own sport goes against it.

00:58:41.600 Yeah.

00:58:41.940 Exactly.

00:58:42.100 And I guess pool, I don't know.

00:58:43.700 They're not good enough.

00:58:44.840 They don't have the numbers.

00:58:45.620 They don't have the numbers.

00:58:47.020 And then some uplifting, kind of in the same vein, professional disc golfer, female disc

00:58:53.440 golfer walks out in protest after being forced to compete against a male.

00:58:56.880 So, here they come.

00:58:57.720 They announce her.

00:58:58.520 She gets to the team.

00:59:07.900 And instead of throwing, she has a fake throw.

00:59:11.800 Females must be protected in our division.

00:59:14.080 This is unfair.

00:59:15.000 Our defense is a liar.

00:59:16.720 She walks off.

00:59:17.760 Yeah!

00:59:19.620 That's very nice.

00:59:20.660 She says, females must be protected.

00:59:22.480 And this is unfair.

00:59:23.400 And I refuse to play.

00:59:24.300 And let's go to some of the unfairness.

00:59:26.160 Yeah.

00:59:26.460 So, here's a girl throwing.

00:59:28.240 You can tell it's a girl based on her body.

00:59:30.260 You can tell from far away or up close.

00:59:32.560 She doesn't throw it that far.

00:59:35.380 But then this dude launches it.

00:59:38.660 Here's Natalie.

00:59:42.940 Natalie puts so much more power on that tee shot.

00:59:46.960 She puts so much more power on the tee shot.

00:59:49.420 Yeah.

00:59:49.900 Natalie's a man.

00:59:50.860 Natalie's a guy not even trying in pants launching a frisbee.

00:59:55.180 And it's funny because that's soon what it's going to be.

00:59:57.580 It's like, if you're an announcer for a trans, for a man playing women's sports, it's going

01:00:02.080 to be like, yeah, kind of stay away from the topics of that upper shoulder strength,

01:00:06.440 that upper body.

01:00:07.480 Look at how broad she is.

01:00:09.180 Absolutely dominated.

01:00:10.000 Yeah.

01:00:10.180 You have to like start choosing your words more carefully.

01:00:12.500 That's the next step for taking over your sports.

01:00:13.900 For whatever reason, Natalie just has the ability to really launch it.

01:00:17.460 She's got that dog in her.

01:00:19.000 Natalie has that dog in her.

01:00:20.780 All right.

01:00:21.200 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:00:22.400 It's going to get a little worse.

01:00:23.820 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

01:00:25.620 We have a little bit of a fast food chaos section.

01:00:28.520 So our first story, I'm going to have to intro it a little bit because it might be unclear.

01:00:33.620 This guy went to Waffle House.

01:00:35.680 There was a homeless type street rat who approached him asking for money.

01:00:40.600 And he told the guy, instead of giving you money, I'll buy you food from Waffle House.

01:00:45.020 What would you like to eat?

01:00:46.620 And here's what happened.

01:00:48.180 He was just trying to get some food.

01:00:49.380 Altman's decided to order the man food.

01:00:52.800 I opened my car.

01:00:53.780 I was going to go get him some food.

01:00:55.160 Literally, the second I opened my door to step out, he just like starts stabbing me.

01:00:59.660 Fort Worth Police Department says Quindarius Cartwright is the man who cut Altman's in the face and chest.

01:01:06.220 Photos of the bloody gash are too graphic to broadcast.

01:01:09.740 Genuinely thought I was going to die.

01:01:11.120 It was so much blood.

01:01:12.020 Walked in Waffle House.

01:01:13.200 They were freaking out.

01:01:14.940 I mean, I'm sure it's probably a traumatic thing for anyone to watch.

01:01:17.920 Video of Altman's recovery shows his swollen face and stitches.

01:01:22.500 Most of the stab wounds like to the body weren't really too bad.

01:01:25.080 It was just when he stabbed me in the face that was like, it was really bad.

01:01:28.620 On top of injuries, Cartwright reportedly stole Altman's car and joy rode it to a strip club in North Fort Worth.

01:01:36.620 So that's what you're dealing with here.

01:01:38.120 Yeah.

01:01:38.320 You offered to buy someone food and not give them cash because maybe that would help them a little bit more.

01:01:43.340 Maybe they have issues and you get stabbed in the face and then you seek medical treatment at a Waffle House while your car gets stolen and driven to a strip club.

01:01:53.920 Yep.

01:01:54.380 Doesn't care about you.

01:01:55.540 You were going to help him, but he's on his way to a strip club with his neck tattoos and shitty haircut.

01:02:00.440 Let's freeze frame on his mugshot.

01:02:02.480 That's not the kind of guy you help.

01:02:05.120 And I'm going to go over this for a couple of reasons.

01:02:07.400 That's not the kind of guy you help because this is an able-bodied 30-year-old-ish man, right?

01:02:14.000 Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, king.

01:02:16.200 Yeah.

01:02:16.660 You got tattoos on your neck.

01:02:17.840 You had time for that.

01:02:19.120 You had money for that.

01:02:20.300 You had to pay someone to get that.

01:02:21.560 And then one of the things that mimetic Sisyphus always talks about is in terms of homeless people, right?

01:02:29.680 Homeless people, for the most part, fell through a lot of social and familial safety nets, right?

01:02:39.380 Like, so a guy like this, you don't think he crashed on someone's couch first, you know?

01:02:45.800 Spent too much time on someone's couch?

01:02:47.840 Pretty much.

01:02:48.660 And, like, so he had a job or he lost it and then did this.

01:02:52.760 And then he crashed on his mama's couch.

01:02:54.840 And then she kicked him out.

01:02:56.520 So he went to his boy De Travion's house.

01:02:59.580 And then, hey, man, my baby mama say you've been here too long.

01:03:02.660 You ain't doing the dishes that much.

01:03:04.000 Then he went back to his mama's house and stole her TV and traded it in for $20.

01:03:08.480 There's, like, levels where someone has kind of exhausted everyone in their network.

01:03:13.400 And now they're on the street asking for money outside of Waffle House, immediately stabbing someone, right?

01:03:18.300 Yeah.

01:03:18.780 And so for an able-bodied guy like this, you really kind of have to fumble.

01:03:23.480 Because you could work somewhere.

01:03:24.980 You could get a job.

01:03:26.140 You could be digging, you know, digging ditches.

01:03:29.020 You could be Uber eating.

01:03:29.920 As a euphemism, digging ditches.

01:03:31.700 Like, you have a physical body.

01:03:33.360 You can do anything, basically, that they need a man to do, right?

01:03:38.020 So I just want to say there's, like, something with the left likes to victimize homeless people and say they're just – there were one payment.

01:03:47.280 They missed one payment.

01:03:49.120 And then they were out on the street.

01:03:50.540 They got evicted wrongfully by an evil landlord.

01:03:53.800 It's usually a vast series of decisions that lead to someone being a street rat and being this.

01:04:00.320 And it usually is them taking advantage of multiple people in their lives, right?

01:04:03.820 Yeah.

01:04:04.100 Quinn Darius didn't get down on his luck that morning.

01:04:07.460 Exactly.

01:04:08.040 And you don't help a neck tattoo 30-something guy.

01:04:11.600 So this guy – and again, it's a lesson that this guy learns that I'm not going to learn because I'm going to learn from watching the world.

01:04:19.480 Where, no, you don't get out of your car and help the guy approaching you in the Waffle House parking lot.

01:04:24.300 You actually, like, get in your car a little quicker and then you lock the door pretty quickly.

01:04:28.220 That's a good point.

01:04:28.960 And that's something I live by as well.

01:04:30.440 I'm a big believer in learning your lessons passively as opposed to whatever the opposite of that is where it happens to you.

01:04:38.520 Actively.

01:04:39.100 Yeah, actively.

01:04:40.000 So if your friend gets a DWI and crashes his car and loses his license, you can look at that and go, okay, I'm never going to drink and drive because I saw that.

01:04:50.880 And then if you don't learn that lesson, maybe you'll drink and drive and get a DUI.

01:04:55.000 Yeah.

01:04:55.180 I didn't know it cost 10K.

01:04:56.320 I didn't know you have to have a breathalyzer thing in your car for the next six months or, like, whatever that is.

01:05:00.660 You need to be paying attention and learning lessons through people who aren't you.

01:05:03.740 Exactly.

01:05:04.240 So then you get the DUI and the car thing and it costs money and you lose your license.

01:05:08.280 And then if you do it again, you'll either learn the lesson by going to jail for longer or maybe you'll crash into somebody and kill somebody.

01:05:15.820 Yeah.

01:05:16.060 And then you'll go, okay, now I really don't drink and drive.

01:05:18.980 When you could have just learned the lesson from anyone that you know who got in trouble for drinking and driving.

01:05:24.200 Yeah.

01:05:24.440 This guy got stabbed in the face and in the abdomen a couple of times.

01:05:27.300 It's like I did because I learned the lesson.

01:05:29.820 Yeah.

01:05:30.200 No stopping at the Waffle House parking lot for a neck tattoo, Quintarius.

01:05:33.540 You might even be able to say, never go to a Waffle House again.

01:05:38.300 You might be able to write off Waffle House.

01:05:40.020 The problem is there are some nice Waffle Houses too.

01:05:43.020 There's a Waffle House on St. Pete Beach.

01:05:45.000 Is there?

01:05:45.500 Yeah, it's nice.

01:05:46.440 I bet it.

01:05:47.280 There's a lot of seed oils and bad shit in there.

01:05:50.020 Different issue.

01:05:51.300 But, you know.

01:05:51.820 All right, so Quindarius was the guy's name.

01:05:54.680 Was that actually Quindarius?

01:05:55.920 His name was Quindarius.

01:05:57.240 So while we're here, we do have to play the black criminal name game.

01:06:01.700 Yeah.

01:06:02.080 So can you read the tweet that intros the game?

01:06:04.500 Fun game.

01:06:05.240 If you make up a fake sounding black name and then search for that name and the word arrested, you got to see what you'll find.

01:06:12.400 I chose Quindarius and Shalanda.

01:06:15.680 And guess what?

01:06:16.740 Hits on both.

01:06:18.120 Yep.

01:06:18.440 And then we have Quindarius, Tykevious arrested.

01:06:22.960 That clicked.

01:06:23.920 This guy got Tykevious on his first try.

01:06:26.420 And then we have a couple others as well.

01:06:30.160 Then we have, what does that say?

01:06:32.100 Charquavius?

01:06:32.940 Charquavius, which sounds like a Pokemon black guy.

01:06:38.100 Charquavius hit.

01:06:39.220 Um, beaver, Charquavius, Jajonta.

01:06:42.600 Yeah.

01:06:42.920 I couldn't even make that up.

01:06:45.060 He just slapped the keyboard.

01:06:46.760 D-Quantavius.

01:06:48.040 D-Quantavius hits.

01:06:50.000 Sean Dryarius.

01:06:51.420 Sean Darius.

01:06:52.400 There you go.

01:06:52.820 Sean Darius.

01:06:53.720 Sean Darius.

01:06:54.260 It's like Darius and Sean.

01:06:55.720 I know.

01:06:56.180 You can combine any two.

01:06:58.500 It's not even a dash.

01:06:59.660 But yeah, that's it.

01:07:00.440 So make up some on your own.

01:07:01.840 Search them up.

01:07:02.700 It's a fun game to play.

01:07:03.740 Comment your best one if you can get one.

01:07:05.500 It's uplifting within the depressing fast food chaos section,

01:07:08.640 which we are not out of yet.

01:07:10.320 Our next story is someone who is upset about how Dunkin' Donuts has bulletproof glass.

01:07:16.480 Look how they taking money at Dunkin' Donuts, y'all.

01:07:18.720 Like, come on, man.

01:07:19.560 What is this?

01:07:22.480 It's crazy.

01:07:25.800 Straight bulletproof glass through the whole thing, man.

01:07:28.920 I mean, you can't even breathe on these people.

01:07:31.780 Look how sealed this is.

01:07:33.140 This is a professional seal.

01:07:34.800 Like, you can't even talk to these people, Barry.

01:07:36.780 Appreciate you, man.

01:07:42.240 Getting up every day and seeing something like this, bro, that do something to your mental

01:07:45.740 up here.

01:07:46.240 It tell you, like, this is how you feed animals in a zoo, gang.

01:07:50.180 Like, that's pretty much what it's telling your mentality.

01:07:52.860 Like, I don't, I just say I don't trust you.

01:07:54.800 You feel what I'm saying?

01:07:56.720 Yeah, gang.

01:07:57.920 Yeah, gang.

01:07:58.740 Why are they treating us like this, gang?

01:08:00.900 I noticed that was, uh, that wasn't even, that was second nature.

01:08:04.020 You didn't even think about saying gang when you were talking about the bulletproof Dunkin'

01:08:06.980 Donuts glass.

01:08:07.680 Yeah.

01:08:07.920 And who ruined the trust?

01:08:09.300 Was it the Dunkin' Donuts owners?

01:08:11.220 Yeah.

01:08:11.580 Who go, I'm for no reason gonna not trust the clientele.

01:08:15.600 I think I'm gonna spend $5,000 making a glass thing just so I can mentally torture the black

01:08:20.380 people in this neighborhood.

01:08:22.060 You guys think that's a good investment?

01:08:23.600 Yeah.

01:08:24.520 Yeah, man.

01:08:24.920 If you're so mad about it, why don't you just throw a napkin dispenser at the glass?

01:08:28.980 Yeah.

01:08:29.180 Start stealing straws.

01:08:30.220 Make a mess in the unlocked area.

01:08:31.980 Go on Facebook Live and film it.

01:08:33.720 It's so funny.

01:08:34.500 They get to the point where, um, they're mad about it and think about how this makes you

01:08:39.460 feel, but then they're incapable of going, wow, I wonder how the Dunkin' Donuts workers

01:08:43.580 felt when we assaulted them.

01:08:44.820 And then when it was open at five in the morning and I was still drunk from the night before

01:08:47.820 and all the bad shit we did to get to this point where a business owner has to spend

01:08:51.360 probably actually 10 grand.

01:08:53.660 A lot.

01:08:54.280 For this.

01:08:55.140 Um, so there's no thinking about them.

01:08:56.840 It's just, how does this make me feel?

01:08:58.080 I didn't trash this place.

01:08:59.940 Just a significant enough population of my neighborhood did.

01:09:03.720 Yeah.

01:09:03.820 You're painting a broad picture.

01:09:05.360 You're pretending we all do it.

01:09:06.580 And it's like, well, one in three is a felon and there's 50 people a night.

01:09:10.680 But it's actually interesting too, because, um, I think, you know, this guy is right.

01:09:16.540 Like it does only happen in black neighborhoods and, but it's not, it's not chicken or the

01:09:22.240 egg.

01:09:22.520 It's easy to understand what happens first.

01:09:24.460 Yeah.

01:09:24.880 The place becomes a mess first.

01:09:26.720 And then they hit a breaking point, put up glass and slide it through a prison slot.

01:09:31.120 Mm-hmm.

01:09:31.700 They, the didn't do muffins.

01:09:33.420 Yeah.

01:09:34.240 All right.

01:09:34.620 And then we have an example.

01:09:35.600 Didn't do muffin through the slot.

01:09:37.100 Didn't do muffin.

01:09:38.520 Um, and then we have an example of how places get like that.

01:09:41.900 This was, uh, an interaction, I believe at McDonald's and look how it plays out.

01:09:48.300 Got the fries.

01:09:49.740 Oh yeah.

01:09:52.740 Fries and hot oil willing to burn someone and disfigure them for life.

01:09:56.100 Yeah.

01:09:56.780 Something big must've happened.

01:09:58.360 Think about how that make the froth throw a feel.

01:10:01.120 She probably felt like trapped in the cage and that's why she had to throw the fries.

01:10:05.200 It's like, we're not thinking about the victim or the worker who has to clean it up or anything.

01:10:08.560 So yeah, we're going to put up some glass.

01:10:11.340 Why are the owners of McDonald's leaving these weapons around?

01:10:14.600 Just baiting us, baiting us to go attack each other.

01:10:18.260 They got the fries and oil.

01:10:20.060 They got the napkin dispensers.

01:10:21.760 That's basically the level of analysis happening from that community.

01:10:25.100 Hey gang, why'd they leave the weapon out?

01:10:27.480 That'd make you feel some type of way.

01:10:29.040 Like I should attack someone with the fries.

01:10:31.940 Exactly.

01:10:32.540 And then there was some discourse online about these types of incidents and what can be done

01:10:38.040 to fix it.

01:10:39.000 From the white woman's perspective.

01:10:40.480 From the white woman's perspective.

01:10:42.100 That's the key.

01:10:43.120 And then listen to what this woman Taylor thought up.

01:10:45.780 She said, I have an idea for making the United States safer.

01:10:49.160 We should look at the neighborhoods with the highest crime rates and place a new small library

01:10:53.740 in the center of those areas.

01:10:55.160 Imagine if we opened 500 new libraries, 10 in each state, in the areas that need more

01:11:00.500 support, community, and safe places.

01:11:03.620 This lady's got ideas.

01:11:05.320 Holy shit.

01:11:06.080 I never thought of that.

01:11:07.340 That could just work, right?

01:11:09.220 This was a really funny tweet about this because obviously we know these areas, these people

01:11:14.160 don't go to libraries.

01:11:15.620 Only several of them have their library card, right?

01:11:18.080 But this guy summed it up in a hilarious way, which I think I'm going to use a lot more

01:11:23.480 often for other types of these things.

01:11:25.860 But he called it SimCityBrain to think that adding libraries to the ghetto decreases the

01:11:30.740 crime stats, LMAO.

01:11:32.440 SimCityBrain.

01:11:33.420 Like you could just social engineer, boop, boop, oh, I'll put a TV here and I'll make

01:11:37.440 them walk around the track and then they'll be healthy, right?

01:11:40.920 Yeah.

01:11:41.480 It's not really how human nature works.

01:11:43.420 So you can't just like, you can social engineer a little, but you can't save a fallen

01:11:49.420 neighborhood, right?

01:11:50.320 I was going to shoot my ops, but then I read that book, Lovely Bones, and realized how treacherous

01:11:56.760 and painful it is for a mother to lose a child.

01:11:59.620 So I decided not to.

01:12:01.280 Experiencing loss seemed to have had a profound impact on that mother.

01:12:04.860 And then I listened to Holes and Stanley Yelnats and he was sent to that labor camp and I didn't

01:12:09.520 want to be in that.

01:12:10.260 Yeah.

01:12:10.880 Stanley Yelnats, it's actually front and back.

01:12:13.540 The spelling of the name is the same both ways.

01:12:15.720 I know how to spell both of them.

01:12:17.060 That's a palindrome.

01:12:18.360 I learned that now.

01:12:19.760 And then can you read that other tweet that was very insightful as well?

01:12:22.980 Yeah.

01:12:23.220 I will say it as many times as I have to.

01:12:25.960 Women think that politics is about handing out snacks and toys until everyone is equal.

01:12:31.260 Women will literally get up in the morning in their safe and comfortable homes and sit

01:12:34.660 down at a nice modern computer that we made for them.

01:12:37.020 And the first thought they have is, where are all the murderers?

01:12:40.160 Let's buy them stuff until they grow nicer because they are babies who need my mommy love.

01:12:44.640 And then the murderer population quadruples and they go, oh no, we didn't buy them enough

01:12:48.520 stuff.

01:12:49.080 Raise taxes.

01:12:50.180 Yep.

01:12:50.800 Exactly.

01:12:51.240 And then to even prove this point further, we have a map here in Minneapolis and all

01:12:59.520 the X's on the map are libraries and then all of the yellow, red, and orange dots are

01:13:06.280 shootings or murders.

01:13:07.940 Yeah.

01:13:08.300 So the libraries didn't help.

01:13:09.800 They're pretty equally spaced out in the city.

01:13:12.560 Yeah.

01:13:13.240 And you know what's funny?

01:13:14.200 They don't care about the libraries at all.

01:13:15.700 And you know what's funny for something like that is the city was made, you know, a lot

01:13:19.640 of America's cities, there was a period of white flight to suburbia.

01:13:23.500 And so like the libraries are predetermined.

01:13:26.060 Look at how equidistant they are in Minneapolis and the shitty areas still turn shitty.

01:13:30.640 What reason was that?

01:13:32.020 Maybe it's the same reason the Dunkin' Donuts got the bulletproof glass.

01:13:34.940 Exactly.

01:13:35.720 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:13:38.380 We are now moving on to uplifting gold and we have a lot of uplifting stuff today.

01:13:42.360 First, these kids went to prom and look how they arrived.

01:13:47.640 So they came in a hearse.

01:13:49.480 There's a hearse and a coffin's being pulled out.

01:13:52.180 They got copyright music, so.

01:13:54.320 And we're going to fast forward a little bit to the reveal.

01:13:57.900 And wow, he pulls out his date.

01:14:00.720 Look at this.

01:14:02.620 I like it.

01:14:03.900 She's like a vampire homecoming queen.

01:14:06.060 Yeah.

01:14:06.720 But that's a certain, not trans, I hope, but she's like.

01:14:11.620 She can't be vetted uplifting gold at all.

01:14:13.540 Not trans, I hope.

01:14:14.700 Well, she's like 6'3 in heels.

01:14:16.120 She's just a tall girl and she's very lovely.

01:14:18.280 And I'm not calling her trans.

01:14:20.080 She's very tall and she's wearing heels and her boyfriend might be short.

01:14:23.100 You just had a flash in your brain for a second.

01:14:24.780 We just got out of cringe.

01:14:27.320 Love to see it.

01:14:28.360 And, you know, I'm going to be honest.

01:14:30.360 Goth kids.

01:14:31.500 When I was in high school.

01:14:32.720 Growing on me.

01:14:33.260 Yeah.

01:14:33.640 When I was in high school, I was like, what are they doing?

01:14:36.460 What is this?

01:14:37.160 How much angst can you possibly have?

01:14:39.040 Life is good.

01:14:39.840 We play football.

01:14:40.520 We do sports.

01:14:41.780 We're in high school.

01:14:42.860 It's not even hard.

01:14:44.320 And then they were like, you know, a little punked out.

01:14:46.800 But they're doing something.

01:14:48.380 But they were always mad and I didn't get it.

01:14:50.640 But now with all the migrants here, I get why you're mad, brother.

01:14:53.800 A little economic displacement.

01:14:55.300 You can't afford a place, you know.

01:14:56.860 You can't pay rent.

01:14:57.960 Rent went up 30, 40%.

01:14:59.360 I get it, goths.

01:15:00.560 Went full circle.

01:15:01.420 And now I'm pro-goth because they're mad about all the stuff I'm assuming they know we talk about on the show.

01:15:06.240 You know, goths and punks, they kind of have an overlap.

01:15:09.940 And punks, I always kind of like, the punk type kids, because they were willing to smash beers and kind of fight somebody.

01:15:15.300 So I'm starting to respect.

01:15:17.260 These are rivalries I had in high school as a, you know, on the football team type.

01:15:21.360 All my friends were kind of athletic and stuff.

01:15:23.720 Now I like goths.

01:15:24.860 Because we're having to redraw lines where it's, like, white Americans against, like, migrants and trans people.

01:15:33.720 That's part of white culture.

01:15:34.900 That's white culture.

01:15:35.840 Whether you like it or not.

01:15:37.080 Exactly.

01:15:37.700 All right, our next clip is just a funny clip.

01:15:39.820 There's some sort of fight.

01:15:41.700 Don't strip him.

01:15:42.460 Take him out of his shirt.

01:15:43.520 Don't strip him.

01:15:44.980 Took his shirt off.

01:15:45.840 I don't know why.

01:15:48.500 Here he comes.

01:15:49.660 Damn.

01:15:50.920 Oh, got his ass.

01:15:53.020 That's uplifting.

01:15:53.700 I don't know what happened.

01:15:54.600 I don't know what's going on there, but no one expected that.

01:15:57.460 All right.

01:15:58.080 Next, we have uplifting boomer clip.

01:16:00.720 This guy is doing antisocial behavior, riding his bike on one wheel on a boardwalk.

01:16:08.500 And...

01:16:08.860 He's doing the cutting through traffic thing, and this guy knocks him off.

01:16:12.200 Yeah.

01:16:12.860 You shouldn't be driving your bike like that.

01:16:14.560 Don't fuck with me.

01:16:15.680 What do you want?

01:16:17.120 He gets in his face, and he's like, you hit me, you hit me, you hit me, as if you weren't doing anything.

01:16:21.700 Yeah.

01:16:22.000 As if you were doing what was normal in the world.

01:16:24.860 Skimming through people, coming this close, and maybe being in control of hitting them or not.

01:16:29.540 And then probably going to hit someone eventually.

01:16:31.560 Of course.

01:16:32.060 And the boomer and the underarmor visor, he doesn't allow that.

01:16:35.220 That's the thin blue line.

01:16:36.920 Boomer and an underarmor visor.

01:16:38.900 We respect that.

01:16:39.800 You're a veteran now.

01:16:40.760 Yeah, exactly.

01:16:41.640 And upgraded.

01:16:42.420 All right.

01:16:42.700 Next, we have a very cool thing.

01:16:44.560 This is a ride-on lawnmower obstacle course.

01:16:48.620 So we're going to play it.

01:16:49.700 We're going to fast forward it and do a 2x speed.

01:16:52.460 But this is skills.

01:16:55.420 This is good skills.

01:16:57.180 What do they call that?

01:16:57.700 A zero-turn mower?

01:16:59.080 That's what it's called, right?

01:17:00.120 Yeah.

01:17:00.400 Zero-turn.

01:17:01.160 Oh, and he has to collect the flags.

01:17:03.720 He's got to grab the napkins.

01:17:06.660 Do the turns.

01:17:07.800 It's very impressive.

01:17:08.820 All right.

01:17:09.340 That's good stuff.

01:17:10.160 Yeah.

01:17:10.820 All right.

01:17:11.160 Next, this kid brought a turkey home.

01:17:16.020 I like how the turkey walks with him.

01:17:18.200 Yeah, they're friends.

01:17:18.820 I want a turkey.

01:17:20.520 They will come inside.

01:17:21.520 He's going to bring the turkey inside.

01:17:25.380 He's going to bring the turkey inside.

01:17:26.320 Okay.

01:17:27.180 Yeah.

01:17:28.100 He's going inside.

01:17:30.300 No.

01:17:31.220 What?

01:17:32.320 No.

01:17:40.600 Huh?

01:17:41.200 Huh?

01:17:41.300 Just coughing.

01:17:52.040 That's good little kid stuff.

01:17:53.220 And what an experience.

01:17:54.340 Like, you don't understand the world fully yet.

01:17:57.240 Yeah.

01:17:57.940 And then you're like, you spent an afternoon walking side by side with a turkey.

01:18:03.600 That would never happen in real life.

01:18:05.920 That's Disney movie shit before, you know, they went retarded.

01:18:10.280 Yeah.

01:18:10.920 Little kids have something with animals.

01:18:13.100 They just kind of hold them, or in a certain way, they look at them in a certain way that's

01:18:16.880 really non-threatening, and then they kind of get them to do more.

01:18:19.560 Yeah.

01:18:19.820 They get more out of them.

01:18:20.820 It's a mutual respect.

01:18:21.780 Yeah.

01:18:22.380 I agree.

01:18:22.680 There's less fear, too.

01:18:24.500 All right.

01:18:25.020 Our last clip, it's truly uplifting.

01:18:26.940 So, if you didn't get uplifted before this, this will do it for you.

01:18:31.000 They're honoring an Iwo Jima vet.

01:18:33.980 We don't have royalty in the United States, but we sure have something pretty close, and he's

01:18:37.740 sitting in row one.

01:18:38.720 We have a survivor of the Battle of Iwo Jima aboard.

01:18:43.900 Gordy is 100 years old.

01:18:45.800 He landed on Iwo Jima on his 20th birthday.

01:18:48.820 I know I've had some great birthday parties, but it's not quite as dramatic as that.

01:18:53.500 So, please, a round of applause for Gordy.

01:18:56.520 If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here.

01:18:58.980 Thank you, sir.

01:18:59.880 Thank you, sir.

01:19:02.720 Gordy, when was your birthday?

01:19:05.260 February 19th.

01:19:06.620 Oh, happy birthday.

01:19:08.460 Very nice.

01:19:09.800 Love to see it.

01:19:11.220 Yeah.

01:19:11.560 He takes advantage of the VA benefits.

01:19:14.480 That's who deserves it.

01:19:16.380 Oh, man.

01:19:17.320 Hey, going to war and fighting a super bloody battle on your 20th birthday.

01:19:23.360 Wow.

01:19:24.060 They just did it.

01:19:25.440 That generation, man.

01:19:26.840 Yep.

01:19:27.780 All right.

01:19:28.400 They lost a lot.

01:19:29.540 Yeah.

01:19:30.240 But the ones who came back, came back with something.

01:19:32.720 You know, it's kind of like a weird thing.

01:19:34.680 Yeah.

01:19:35.120 The ones who came back, came back with something a little deeper.

01:19:37.940 I don't know how to describe it.

01:19:39.560 Me neither.

01:19:40.280 Well, that is the end of the episode.

01:19:42.560 We're moving on to Bonusland.

01:19:44.780 So, if you guys love the show and you're still watching, Fluggistalks.com for Bonusland.

01:19:47.920 Before we move all the way on, we have a very special happy birthday to Jamie Jamwess on Instagram.

01:19:54.420 It's her birthday.

01:19:55.820 The only thing she wanted for her birthday was a happy birthday from an oyster, from one of my oysters.

01:20:03.040 Oh, wow.

01:20:03.460 So, Nick the editor.

01:20:05.920 I don't know how that's going to happen.

01:20:07.200 We're going to see if he can do it.

01:20:08.500 Here it is.

01:20:09.380 Happy birthday, Jamie.

01:20:11.200 It's me, one of the oysters, Fluggistalks.com.

01:20:13.640 That's going to get thrown in the trash because I went sour.

01:20:16.700 Happy birthday.

01:20:17.600 Thank you for supporting us and we love your art.

01:20:19.740 Happy birthday, Jamie.

01:20:20.740 Happy birthday.

01:20:21.560 Very cool.

01:20:22.720 Thank you guys for watching.

01:20:24.560 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:20:26.400 Fluggistalks.com for Bonusland.

01:20:28.100 We went long today.

01:20:29.020 We're going to get deep into Fluggist's financials in Bonusland.

01:20:32.120 No, I don't think we are.

01:20:33.880 We've done that enough.

01:20:34.960 Bulletproofing the Hummer.

01:20:36.060 We're going to have to talk about it.

01:20:37.600 A little bit.

01:20:38.420 But we do have really good clips.

01:20:40.220 Really good Urban Decay.

01:20:41.580 There's a baby who grabs a gun while his mom is twerking on Facebook Live with Patron.

01:20:48.280 We also have another clip.

01:20:51.900 What is it?

01:20:52.740 It's very good.

01:20:54.620 We're at the end of the episodes.

01:20:55.900 We're allowed to do this.

01:20:56.780 We're allowed to waste a little bit of time.

01:20:58.560 A traffic incident that turns into a shootout.

01:21:01.500 So that should be pretty good.

01:21:03.120 A lot of good Bonusland clips.

01:21:04.980 Now's the time to join.

01:21:06.040 Thank you guys for watching.

01:21:06.980 We'll see you on Friday.

01:21:08.120 Yeah, wait a minute.

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