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00:00:15.300 All right, welcome back to Flag of Stocks, a podcast episode 146.

00:00:19.960 Today on the show, new evidence Taylor Swift is satanic just dropped,

00:00:24.520 and I think it will make you a believer. 0.96

00:00:26.420 Then, in cringe of the week, the gays are at it again. 1.00

00:00:29.680 This time, they can't help themselves while promoting their small businesses on social media.

00:00:34.860 Then, in urban decay, Democrats say crime is down, but it's only because they stopped enforcing the law.

00:00:41.740 And last but not least, this guy is trying to manifest the woman of his dreams,

00:00:46.980 and I'm going to tell you why it's probably not going to work.

00:00:50.120 All this and more, it's Flag of Stocks, a podcast episode 146, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

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00:03:00.340 Let's get into the show.

00:03:01.120 We have a great Friday show for you guys.

00:03:03.120 We have four pages of housekeeping.

00:03:04.400 Nothing crazy.

00:03:05.400 We've got some good stories.

00:03:06.840 Good cringe.

00:03:07.520 What are you looking forward to the most?

00:03:08.720 Good bits.

00:03:09.220 There's a section in cringe I'm particularly looking forward to.

00:03:12.280 A little passion project section?

00:03:13.260 Yeah.

00:03:13.480 A little passion project. 0.99

00:03:14.480 The husband buying some lingerie type shit. 0.99

00:03:17.460 Well, we'll get to that soon. 1.00

00:03:19.300 First things first.

00:03:20.360 Our first story.

00:03:21.380 The CIA spied on Trump illegally.

00:03:23.420 Yeah.

00:03:24.060 CIA and foreign intelligence agencies illegally targeted 26 Trump associates before 2016 Russia

00:03:30.280 collusion claims report.

00:03:32.740 Wow.

00:03:33.220 And luckily here at Fluckus Talks, we covered that story five years ago when I interviewed

00:03:38.940 George Papadopoulos, who was on the Trump campaign and was illegally spied on.

00:03:43.540 And he told us all of this stuff in May of 2019.

00:03:47.220 Here's a highlight clip from our interview.

00:03:48.840 I'm going to read you some names and you tell me just yes or no if you think that they've

00:03:53.980 participated in treasonous activity.

00:03:55.520 Sure.

00:03:55.880 So treason, yes or no, speed round.

00:03:57.780 James Comey.

00:03:58.460 Yes.

00:03:58.860 Peter Stroke.

00:03:59.480 Yes.

00:03:59.900 Loretta Lynch.

00:04:00.520 Yes.

00:04:00.880 McCabe.

00:04:01.420 Yes.

00:04:01.800 Muller.

00:04:02.260 Yes.

00:04:02.760 Rosenstein.

00:04:03.280 Yes.

00:04:03.560 Hillary.

00:04:04.080 Yes.

00:04:04.480 The Oars.

00:04:05.160 Yes.

00:04:05.660 John Brennan.

00:04:06.560 Yes.

00:04:06.880 James Clapper.

00:04:07.620 Yes.

00:04:07.920 Valerie Jarrett.

00:04:08.640 Yes.

00:04:09.040 Obama.

00:04:09.640 Yes.

00:04:09.840 Wow.

00:04:10.800 100%.

00:04:11.280 And it's a 10 for 10.

00:04:14.340 And you know why the last person is the most important?

00:04:17.100 Because he was the kingpin.

00:04:17.900 And when we're done with this investigation, the real investigation that Barr and Huber and

00:04:25.640 Horowitz are looking into right now, ultimately it's going to go to the top.

00:04:29.420 And it's going to – it all emanates from Obama, Ben Rhodes, and all these people who

00:04:34.160 were prodding these foreign governments to come after Americans and associates of a rival

00:04:41.740 campaign.

00:04:42.260 Well, there you have it.

00:04:44.660 10 for 10 on the treason count.

00:04:46.400 Treason, yes or no speed round.

00:04:50.060 So, yeah.

00:04:50.820 We had that interview in 2019.

00:04:53.280 I love George Papadopoulos.

00:04:54.640 He's a friend of mine.

00:04:56.220 We get along great personally.

00:04:57.660 Yeah.

00:04:58.000 And then we also had that great interview, which is linked in the description.

00:05:00.820 If you guys want to go watch that video and kind of understand the spying and how it

00:05:04.260 all played out, it's linked in the description.

00:05:06.460 Heard it here first, though.

00:05:07.420 Five years before New York Post.

00:05:09.340 Yeah.

00:05:09.780 And I like how he said Obama is the kingpin.

00:05:13.240 I like talking in those terms.

00:05:14.620 And the article says 26 Trump associates.

00:05:17.120 I personally think they should have said Trump henchman.

00:05:19.980 Yeah.

00:05:20.400 That would be nice.

00:05:21.360 Henchman, kingpin, boss.

00:05:23.800 They're talking our language.

00:05:24.840 I know.

00:05:25.580 It's pretty nice.

00:05:26.120 Things are trending towards how we talk.

00:05:27.680 I know.

00:05:28.180 So that's exciting.

00:05:29.200 Yeah.

00:05:30.060 Moving on.

00:05:30.820 We can move on from that, right?

00:05:32.020 Yeah, sure. 0.99

00:05:32.900 I mean, it's shit we've known, right? 0.98

00:05:34.920 It's like old news that they're just getting to now. 0.99

00:05:37.360 Oh, in 2016, they spied on Trump.

00:05:39.340 It's eight years later.

00:05:40.700 I know.

00:05:41.340 That's the sad part.

00:05:43.400 All right.

00:05:44.260 More proof Travis Kelsey was selected to push the deep state stuff just dropped.

00:05:48.260 Travis Kelsey's debut as a film producer is also the first movie financed using President

00:05:53.660 Biden's green tax energy cuts.

00:05:57.400 Well, you...

00:05:58.320 Like close?

00:05:58.960 Like close?

00:05:59.220 Using Biden's green energy tax credits, right?

00:06:01.640 So, yeah.

00:06:02.800 So they're making a movie about climate change.

00:06:06.180 Are they?

00:06:06.640 I don't know.

00:06:07.020 I think that's what it is, right?

00:06:08.660 It's about climate change. 1.00

00:06:09.860 Travis Kelsey's stupid. 1.00

00:06:11.120 Climate change is fake. 1.00

00:06:12.380 Stupid guy. 1.00

00:06:13.620 Stupid movie. 1.00

00:06:14.440 Stupid Joe Biden. 1.00

00:06:16.060 It all makes sense. 1.00

00:06:16.920 Yeah.

00:06:17.540 I don't know if you've...

00:06:19.080 It doesn't sound like you actually researched anything.

00:06:21.260 You're just kind of reading a headline.

00:06:22.700 Guessing.

00:06:23.220 Elijah said, so basically he can finance this because the investor sold off unused tax credits.

00:06:28.220 Reminding you that those tax credits are available partly because we pay increased taxes for petrol-based energy and natural gas, etc.

00:06:36.480 We are funding their pipe dream by keeping our taxes while they get a break.

00:06:40.640 So, yeah.

00:06:41.560 I don't know exactly what the movie is about, but it's fitting that Travis Kelsey would be getting that bump set spike.

00:06:47.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:47.500 It's going to be stupid. 1.00

00:06:48.940 And obviously we know his girlfriend, whether it's real or not, is Taylor Swift. 1.00

00:06:53.420 And we mentioned in the intro, Taylor Swift is up to some satanic stuff.

00:06:58.420 Look at her react to Ice Spice's speech. 0.99

00:07:01.280 And look how she reacts when Ice Spice thanks God at the end. 1.00

00:07:04.080 I want to thank my manager, James.

00:07:08.040 I want to thank my producer, Riot, for making the best music I can.

00:07:13.320 Shout out all the other nominees in this category.

00:07:16.540 I want to thank my label, 10K and Capitol, for always supporting me.

00:07:22.800 And of course, God.

00:07:24.440 Without God, none of this would be possible.

00:07:29.580 Shout out the Bronx.

00:07:30.880 So, did you see her for everything else going, yeah, yeah, going like this?

00:07:38.000 And then when she says, and thanks to God, it's no.

00:07:42.060 Yeah, I saw it.

00:07:43.240 I don't, you know, this is your section. 0.98

00:07:46.980 I don't really give a fuck about Taylor Swift. 0.97

00:07:48.920 Well, it makes you wonder. 0.98

00:07:50.640 Yeah.

00:07:50.960 Clearly that was anti-God.

00:07:53.880 Maybe.

00:07:54.440 Maybe.

00:07:55.060 I see it once you say thanks to God and you go, yeah, that's a rival.

00:08:00.100 And it makes you wonder, is Taylor Swift the famous saintness, Zena LeVay?

00:08:07.240 Maybe.

00:08:08.160 Does it make you wonder if this is the same person now?

00:08:11.480 All right.

00:08:12.020 Yeah.

00:08:12.900 All right.

00:08:13.700 We make music for a purpose.

00:08:17.000 It's not just background music.

00:08:18.640 It's not just, you know, fluffy, light stuff.

00:08:22.140 This is not elevator satanic music.

00:08:24.480 It's ritualistic music.

00:08:25.980 It is music that by even the act of listening to it, you are participating in a satanic ritual.

00:08:32.040 All right.

00:08:32.220 It does make me wonder.

00:08:33.580 Okay.

00:08:33.800 And, you know, at least a witch.

00:08:37.260 Oh, what do you mean?

00:08:39.060 What qualifies?

00:08:40.160 Taylor Swift is at least a witch is what I'm saying because people might not know this.

00:08:44.220 One in three girls, whether they know it or not, are actually participating in witchcraft. 0.92

00:08:49.360 Okay.

00:08:49.760 Care to elaborate any sort of?

00:08:51.560 Like what constitutes witchcraft?

00:08:53.340 Yeah.

00:08:53.560 Um, okay.

00:08:55.980 Meditation, yoga, crystals, moon, astrology.

00:09:01.140 Anything on the other side of yoga?

00:09:03.740 All witchcraft. 0.92

00:09:04.380 Okay.

00:09:05.300 All right.

00:09:06.480 Yeah.

00:09:06.960 All right.

00:09:07.640 Okay.

00:09:08.080 All right.

00:09:08.480 Four pages of this?

00:09:09.780 Well, that was the first page.

00:09:11.300 Okay.

00:09:11.660 Great.

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00:09:33.980 All right.

00:09:34.180 We have a little bit of an immigration update.

00:09:36.620 As I'm sure you guys could have guessed, every week in every episode, we have new crazy

00:09:40.220 stuff.

00:09:40.680 Yeah.

00:09:40.860 There's been no improvements, no change, a multitude of crimes that are still being committed

00:09:46.020 every week.

00:09:46.660 It turns out when there's five plus million freshies in here. 1.00

00:09:50.200 Yeah.

00:09:50.700 We're calling them the freshmen.

00:09:51.480 And this is like the legal immigrant class of 2023.

00:09:54.760 You know, they're just getting in.

00:09:55.940 They're getting settled in, finding, getting comfortable in their crimes.

00:09:58.800 Rap White calls them freshmen.

00:09:59.820 I call them migrants.

00:10:00.840 Yeah.

00:10:01.240 Well, you're using the term of the left if you call them migrants. 0.92

00:10:03.860 Well, yeah.

00:10:04.540 But I just use the word migrants. 1.00

00:10:05.900 And then whenever I see someone doing something I don't like, like someone smoking, smoking a

00:10:10.320 joint at the dog park, I'll just go, migrants. 1.00

00:10:12.680 And it could be a white guy. 0.82

00:10:14.280 Yeah.

00:10:14.640 A white guy or a black guy, just someone who's clearly American. 0.83

00:10:18.300 Yeah.

00:10:18.920 Migrants. 0.98

00:10:19.320 Someone cutting the line at the grocery store. 0.98

00:10:21.460 Migrants. 0.98

00:10:22.500 Because you got to blame them for all of our problems.

00:10:24.900 Of course.

00:10:25.500 It's like escape.

00:10:26.280 It's an escape goat.

00:10:27.980 Yeah.

00:10:28.440 You're using that term right.

00:10:30.360 There you go.

00:10:31.100 All right.

00:10:31.480 First, immigration update.

00:10:34.360 Remember the guy who got arrested in New York City for stomping out the cops and then got

00:10:38.120 arrested again in Arizona?

00:10:39.520 Yeah.

00:10:40.160 He got arrested again, again.

00:10:41.420 Fox News alert.

00:10:42.320 Now, breaking news.

00:10:43.140 This is brand new video of the suspect in that NYPD officer beating.

00:10:46.860 He was just arrested in a separate Macy's robbery case, suspected of being involved in

00:10:53.080 a security guard beatdown.

00:10:56.160 The security guard outside Macy's was punched and kicked.

00:10:59.240 But Darwin Gomez was one of those beating suspects, a judge initially freed without bail after

00:11:05.800 the beating of two NYPD police officers in Times Square earlier.

00:11:10.040 All right.

00:11:10.700 So first he beat up some cops, got let out, and now he's beating up security guards who

00:11:15.280 won't let him steal from Macy's.

00:11:16.960 And you can actually just shoplift from Macy's.

00:11:20.200 So this guy, like he has a proclivity for beating people.

00:11:24.240 Yeah.

00:11:24.580 And a propensity for being released without bail.

00:11:29.240 And so, you know, we're not a serious country, guys.

00:11:32.480 Doesn't respect authority.

00:11:33.940 Yeah.

00:11:34.300 And, you know, he's a beating kind of guy. 0.62

00:11:36.880 He likes doing beatings.

00:11:38.060 It's called strong arm.

00:11:39.160 You know, he goes beyond shoplifting, which is so easy today.

00:11:42.780 He needs to beat someone.

00:11:44.120 So I think he has the thirst, the hunger.

00:11:47.240 He's got it.

00:11:48.240 But yeah, New York, America, we're not really a serious country anymore.

00:11:51.880 And that's kind of the terms, you know, there's a certain, all we do is argue for the right

00:11:57.680 policies and stuff like that.

00:11:59.420 But then there's also a new realities that everybody needs to deal with.

00:12:04.340 Right.

00:12:04.880 And so, you know, head on a swivel out there.

00:12:07.440 Be aware.

00:12:08.080 There's a lot of fresh criminals here. 0.76

00:12:09.680 Class of 2023, class of 2024.

00:12:12.080 You know, it's time to watch out.

00:12:14.960 That's a good point.

00:12:15.760 The recent classes have been the worst.

00:12:18.100 Yeah.

00:12:18.260 We've said it before.

00:12:19.340 The illegal immigrants of our youth. 1.00

00:12:22.980 Class of 2009.

00:12:24.680 They're settled in now.

00:12:26.180 They got DACA kids. 0.59

00:12:27.220 Yeah.

00:12:27.620 Working at the deli.

00:12:28.600 No, I'll take your order.

00:12:29.500 They got something to lose.

00:12:30.800 Cops come in.

00:12:31.200 They kind of go like this.

00:12:32.140 Class of 2023 and 24.

00:12:33.680 It's not your grandpa's illegal immigrants. 0.97

00:12:36.080 That's interesting because also in schools, when people were our age in schools, we knew math

00:12:42.360 and history and science and a little bit of everything.

00:12:45.380 Yeah.

00:12:45.480 It's the same thing.

00:12:46.320 Now, no one knows anything.

00:12:47.740 Class of 2023 and 2024.

00:12:49.360 Across the board.

00:12:50.560 Yeah.

00:12:50.700 Whether it's school, legal immigration, crime.

00:12:53.860 No one.

00:12:54.280 It's all that.

00:12:55.000 I know.

00:12:55.460 It's worse.

00:12:56.340 It all went south fast.

00:12:57.840 It's called decay.

00:12:59.120 Let's go to our next story.

00:13:00.500 There's a town called West Whiteland.

00:13:04.120 The simulation loves.

00:13:06.340 And the illegal immigration is ruining that too. 0.99

00:13:09.320 Yeah.

00:13:09.340 West Whiteland.

00:13:10.500 Let's see how the brown people are faring over there.

00:13:12.820 You're starting to notice a new trend.

00:13:14.840 Recently, they have been busting groups that are stealing large quantities of merchandise,

00:13:19.520 and they say the suspects are in the country illegally.

00:13:23.760 The latest theft unfolded at this Ulta on February 1st.

00:13:27.960 We've obtained video from inside the store that shows two men walk inside, both with distinct white patches hanging from their back pockets.

00:13:36.640 Two males come in.

00:13:37.680 Police say they helped steal $2,000 worth of merchandise.

00:13:40.900 They were identified as Albert Taralba Jordan and Caviar Guilarte Campos, both from Venezuela, and police say both entered the U.S. illegally.

00:13:50.760 They're taking advantage of, you know, coming to the United States and committing these crimes and being able to disappear to some degree. 0.57

00:13:58.720 West Whiteland police detective Scott Pizik has noticed a trend in recent months.

00:14:03.000 He's identified at least three of these groups where the suspects crossed the border illegally.

00:14:07.740 Over the last few months.

00:14:09.460 Interesting.

00:14:10.040 Yeah.

00:14:10.300 You get the point.

00:14:10.880 What was the white thing on their pants?

00:14:13.260 Do you know what that was?

00:14:14.140 No.

00:14:14.480 Did they ever get into that in this video?

00:14:15.840 I don't think so.

00:14:16.500 Okay.

00:14:16.920 What is it?

00:14:17.560 I don't know.

00:14:18.180 It's the first time I'm seeing it, but I need to collect data and find out.

00:14:21.740 And by the way, these guys, the names they said on the news broadcast, they'll be useless next week.

00:14:26.480 New alias.

00:14:27.380 Fresh alias comes in.

00:14:28.620 One guy said his name was Caviar.

00:14:31.580 Caviar.

00:14:31.940 He saw it in a movie.

00:14:33.080 Caviar.

00:14:34.980 Yeah.

00:14:35.200 So the South American theft gangs, as they were referred to as, are ruining Whiteland America.

00:14:41.500 Yeah.

00:14:41.960 What was it called?

00:14:43.480 Yeah.

00:14:43.840 Whiteland.

00:14:44.460 Literally Whiteland.

00:14:45.780 You don't say.

00:14:46.880 And they got the Polish cop Pizik or something.

00:14:49.440 Yeah.

00:14:50.000 Yeah.

00:14:50.640 So.

00:14:51.160 It's a little wink from the simulation.

00:14:52.460 Of course.

00:14:53.140 Of course. 0.96

00:14:53.400 The illegals are ruining Whiteland. 1.00

00:14:55.100 Pennsylvania.

00:14:55.920 Yeah.

00:14:56.420 We know.

00:14:56.880 Sounds about right.

00:14:58.260 And also the Venezuela is making a name for themselves.

00:15:02.700 Yeah.

00:15:02.920 In the class of 2023 and 2024.

00:15:05.020 I think they're the most.

00:15:06.400 They're the best.

00:15:07.100 Worse.

00:15:07.480 Yeah.

00:15:07.740 Exactly.

00:15:08.220 The most valuable shoplifters and criminals. 0.72

00:15:10.780 Venezuelans are outperforming. 0.91

00:15:12.520 Yep.

00:15:12.980 But you know what's going to happen, obviously, like it happens in Europe.

00:15:15.940 They're going to have ads about the increase in crime and watch out for theft.

00:15:19.560 And then they'll show an ad and the thief will be a white guy and the family will be some multiracial mix. 0.86

00:15:26.200 Yeah.

00:15:26.460 Like this is from an ad.

00:15:28.020 I don't know where in Europe, but. 0.83

00:15:29.560 A classic old white man burglar. 0.97

00:15:32.040 Or just trying to steal from this multiracial family. 0.99

00:15:35.180 Because, you know, those old white men, they have no ties to society. 1.00

00:15:38.100 They just got here 10 minutes ago. 0.87

00:15:40.360 So they're free to rob the multiethnic family who's very happy and the dad is still there for sure. 1.00

00:15:46.440 Of course.

00:15:47.300 And then.

00:15:48.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:48.920 All right.

00:15:49.040 Let's move on.

00:15:49.600 There was a thing in the news where they're saying indigenous knowledge is going to be used.

00:15:59.360 It says FDA and CDC could soon employ indigenous knowledge documents show.

00:16:04.580 Can you read what that's about?

00:16:06.340 Well, it's a pretty spot on headline.

00:16:09.800 The Food and Drug Administration and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention could soon employ indigenous knowledge in their research.

00:16:16.420 A document obtained by Washington Free Beacon shows.

00:16:19.620 The document is a proposed revision of scientific integrity guidelines.

00:16:24.340 Blah, blah, blah.

00:16:25.560 Basically, they're going to have an old Indian guy in the room who's vibing it out.

00:16:29.780 Yeah.

00:16:30.120 And that last paragraph, do you read that?

00:16:31.480 Indigenous knowledge posits that native peoples possess hidden wisdom about the workings of the universe and has been widely dismissed by experts as pseudoscience.

00:16:39.900 The proposed guidelines point to other nontraditional modes of science, including citizen science, community engaged research, participatory science, and crowdsourcing.

00:16:49.440 So they're going to ask Indians who are going purely off of vibes what to do. 0.99

00:16:54.680 Yeah.

00:16:55.000 Hey, what should we do?

00:16:55.700 There's a new disease that came up and they're going to go.

00:16:59.660 It's mutating quickly.

00:17:01.480 Bad.

00:17:03.680 It's lethal in 20% of the population.

00:17:06.120 Quick, what do we do?

00:17:07.020 And they look towards an Indian guy who was just doing a rain dance. 0.95

00:17:10.960 Yeah.

00:17:11.300 This is kind of what AOC was up to a few years ago.

00:17:13.700 Remember when she said the world's going to end in 10 years, like seven years ago?

00:17:16.680 Yeah.

00:17:17.040 And Greta Thunberg, I think, had to delete a tweet that the world was going to end in seven years or 14 years. 1.00

00:17:23.020 And it came.

00:17:25.080 The date came.

00:17:25.900 Yeah.

00:17:26.400 So.

00:17:27.060 Exactly.

00:17:27.740 So it's really nothing different, but it's just going to be.

00:17:31.540 And also, how do you find the indigenous guy?

00:17:35.360 Well, you listen to the ones that say you need to collect all the money to change the weather.

00:17:39.980 Like, oh, the weather bad and taxes need to go up.

00:17:43.920 Yeah.

00:17:44.200 So true.

00:17:44.760 Yeah.

00:17:45.220 That's what we're trying to do.

00:17:46.700 This guy said it.

00:17:47.760 And I mean, you know, in terms of virtue signaling or who this like is for, you know, I think it's for the white people in the CDC to feel good like they're doing something.

00:17:57.860 But I'm hoping it's one of those, like, let your little cousin play video games with an unplugged controller situation.

00:18:04.340 Like, they don't actually have any power or input, but.

00:18:07.340 It's like we consulted everybody, even the right indigenous guy.

00:18:13.200 Obviously, as red-blooded Americans, we don't need indigenous knowledge.

00:18:18.500 I don't go off of indigenous knowledge.

00:18:20.480 I don't believe in that.

00:18:21.720 I get my wisdom from the same place most Americans should.

00:18:25.280 And that's Mr. Bagel and the Jib-Jab Hot Dog Shop.

00:18:30.160 Mr. Bagel says releasing one's victimhood creates space for new life.

00:18:36.380 Wow. 1.00

00:18:36.680 Deep shit. 1.00

00:18:37.400 That's profound for a bagel shop. 1.00

00:18:38.880 And then the Jib-Jab Hot Dog Shop says we forge the chains we wear in life.

00:18:44.420 Someone had a bad day.

00:18:45.480 You don't need to ask an Indian for that. 1.00

00:18:47.260 We already have it covered.

00:18:49.100 All right.

00:18:49.660 I saw a thing for escaping the simulation.

00:18:52.680 And it made a lot of sense of what we got to do.

00:18:55.280 And we got to do the one thing that everyone thinks you shouldn't do.

00:18:58.780 Okay.

00:18:59.600 Eat the silica packets from our Amazon packages. 1.00

00:19:02.400 Okay.

00:19:03.260 You see this?

00:19:03.980 I saw this cartoon.

00:19:04.820 It was very compelling.

00:19:05.860 Silica gel.

00:19:06.460 Do not eat.

00:19:07.060 Those silica gel industry big shots can't tell me what to do.

00:19:10.000 He eats it.

00:19:10.740 And then he's escaped the simulation.

00:19:12.460 He zapped back to wherever we came from.

00:19:13.660 Yep.

00:19:14.100 Smart.

00:19:14.700 Might work.

00:19:15.680 Smart.

00:19:16.220 All right.

00:19:17.240 Page three of housekeeping.

00:19:18.200 Do you have one right now?

00:19:19.240 Do you have any on you?

00:19:19.980 I've been eating them.

00:19:20.720 You should eat one.

00:19:22.360 Eat one on the show.

00:19:23.260 On camera.

00:19:24.020 Please.

00:19:24.140 We'll do it in bonus land.

00:19:25.340 Yeah.

00:19:25.680 Let's go get your stomach pumped. 0.96

00:19:26.900 Cancel the episode.

00:19:28.240 All right.

00:19:28.640 New Guinness Book of World Records didn't just drop. 0.99

00:19:31.160 You know how we usually do the updates and we have some stupid record? 0.99

00:19:33.840 Of course. 0.98

00:19:34.440 A Frenchman who spent eight years making an Eiffel Tower from 700,000 matches may be denied

00:19:39.820 the world record because he used the wrong type of matches.

00:19:43.840 You know the Guinness Book of World Record has gotten out of hand.

00:19:46.780 Yeah.

00:19:47.020 They give everyone a record.

00:19:48.180 They gave a record to the girl for eating a muffin in 10 seconds.

00:19:50.920 They're basically begging to be just a social media company.

00:19:54.420 Yeah.

00:19:54.760 You know?

00:19:55.220 But this guy who did an actual record and you made a giant Eiffel Tower doesn't get

00:20:01.220 the record because he used the wrong size thing.

00:20:03.420 He used oak instead of, you know, whatever.

00:20:05.780 But this guy who put his underwear on 10 times, he breaks the record.

00:20:09.120 Look at this.

00:20:11.740 Come on, babe. 1.00

00:20:12.540 I can look at this and know it's not the fastest way.

00:20:16.300 I know.

00:20:16.820 You can go like four.

00:20:18.040 You should do five at a time, pull them up once, five at a time, pull them up once.

00:20:23.280 That's the world record, though.

00:20:24.680 He celebrates.

00:20:25.460 He's got bystanders.

00:20:27.100 Yeah.

00:20:27.480 But the other guy.

00:20:28.580 Come on.

00:20:29.840 All right.

00:20:30.260 Let's move on.

00:20:31.040 Joe.

00:20:31.500 I mean, let's not move on.

00:20:33.100 The beef with Guinness World Records is at an all time high.

00:20:35.640 It's at a boiling point, I think.

00:20:37.080 And we want more people to be enemies of Guinness.

00:20:41.020 Yeah.

00:20:41.520 So when you start accepting things that are clearly not records and then rejecting things

00:20:45.820 that clearly are, you have the whole thing backwards.

00:20:48.240 And that's the problem with our society.

00:20:49.700 We keep losing our institutions to the woke LGBTs. 1.00

00:20:54.440 Yeah.

00:20:55.000 And that's what that is. 0.94

00:20:55.900 I'm sure there's a gay guy somewhere in Guinness who we can blame for this. 1.00

00:20:58.920 He's like, actually, you used the wrong one. 0.92

00:21:01.560 All right.

00:21:02.020 Joe Biden had a dinner.

00:21:04.660 For instance, Black History Month.

00:21:06.080 He had a dinner with the black family and see how it went.

00:21:09.480 Well, I mean, you got chicken fingers.

00:21:10.880 You got the whole deal.

00:21:13.280 I went the route of making sure I had a home brother.

00:21:18.740 So tell me about you guys.

00:21:20.300 What you doing these days?

00:21:21.840 Why don't you share about your passion in sports?

00:21:26.040 I'm playing AAU basketball right now.

00:21:28.440 Are you really?

00:21:29.420 Are you a guard?

00:21:30.860 Yes, sir.

00:21:32.420 Now, what grade are you at?

00:21:34.220 Seventh grade.

00:21:35.200 Seventh grade.

00:21:36.080 Right now I'm just doing basketball, playing guard on the JV team for my school.

00:21:39.800 How about in school?

00:21:40.580 How are y'all doing in school?

00:21:41.580 What should you tell the president about this school?

00:21:43.340 Favorite thing about it is the business academy I'm in.

00:21:46.160 We get to, like, travel.

00:21:47.160 So we've been to, like, NC State, Wake Tech, and we...

00:21:50.180 Your academy?

00:21:51.000 Yeah, we went to this small dry cleaning business.

00:21:53.720 And it's just, it's cool.

00:21:54.660 It's a great experience.

00:21:56.440 I'm impressed.

00:21:58.500 Is that a new program at the school?

00:21:59.480 Yeah, we get it. 0.99

00:22:00.280 So Joe Biden doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:22:02.580 I know. 1.00

00:22:03.340 He goes out and he goes, oh, I'm having a deal with the black family. 1.00

00:22:05.800 Better get some chicken tenders. 0.51

00:22:07.340 Fried chicken for them.

00:22:08.280 I'll eat the burger.

00:22:10.040 I'll get them fried chicken.

00:22:11.540 They'll like that.

00:22:12.440 And I'll just have a hamburger.

00:22:13.820 And then, like, a hamburger is such, like, an old man phrase.

00:22:16.480 I know.

00:22:16.820 He doesn't eat cheese.

00:22:17.680 You don't get cheese?

00:22:18.600 Yeah.

00:22:19.140 A hamburger?

00:22:20.040 I don't know.

00:22:20.460 It upsets his stomach or something.

00:22:21.780 Like what, like, a grandma says.

00:22:22.780 I got a hamburger.

00:22:23.800 Yeah.

00:22:23.940 So, and then also, he's, like, so impressed.

00:22:27.260 The kid's like, oh, I'm in seventh grade.

00:22:28.480 And he's like, whoa.

00:22:29.920 Wow.

00:22:30.820 Oh, we were in a business class where we visited a dry cleaner.

00:22:33.920 What?

00:22:34.560 Yeah.

00:22:34.860 You went to a dry cleaner? 1.00

00:22:36.680 Holy shit. 1.00

00:22:37.580 I'm the president. 1.00

00:22:38.540 You went to a dry cleaner.

00:22:39.740 You're learning about business?

00:22:41.200 Yeah.

00:22:41.600 Wow.

00:22:42.180 So this is kind of like when Hillary had the hot sauce in her purse?

00:22:45.380 A little bit.

00:22:46.100 Yeah.

00:22:46.420 A little bit.

00:22:46.920 I don't feel bad for these people.

00:22:49.540 They had to do this whole thing, and it's clearly a PR thing.

00:22:52.360 And I guess it's a cool experience.

00:22:53.660 The president randomly comes to your house, but then you get, like, the worst president 0.99

00:22:57.700 that there is just kind of, like, on his last leg, retarded guy. 0.99

00:23:01.140 Yeah.

00:23:01.640 It's not the same.

00:23:02.400 It's not like the president came to your house, and you did bits and had a good time.

00:23:05.900 It's like a PR situation that he barely made it through, and you were part of being

00:23:11.520 a prop in that.

00:23:12.300 And you could see him 36 hours later and go, Mr. President, good to see you again.

00:23:16.920 And he'll go, huh?

00:23:18.260 Who do we have here?

00:23:21.080 And, you know, obviously these PR things don't do anything.

00:23:24.320 These don't affect the black vote at all.

00:23:27.060 I think they just do these so it looks like he's up to something.

00:23:30.040 So when they do the decades-old scam of running all the inner-city votes through the machine

00:23:34.740 for Democrats, they go, yeah, that makes sense.

00:23:37.620 The Democrat vote is locked for Joe Biden.

00:23:41.580 He did that chicken thing.

00:23:42.820 He went with the family that one time.

00:23:44.420 I love chicken.

00:23:44.800 Everybody loves that family thing that one time.

00:23:47.440 Yeah, they need an asset to point to.

00:23:49.340 They go, see?

00:23:50.420 Yeah, our urban reach-out worked.

00:23:52.880 We got 95% of the black vote again.

00:23:55.280 Yeah.

00:23:55.480 It's like, oh, you just ran your little racket through the machine like you always do.

00:23:59.800 All right, let's move on.

00:24:00.920 Our last page of housekeeping.

00:24:02.140 This is where the fun stuff is.

00:24:03.380 This is where I have the most fun.

00:24:06.560 Richard, we don't do doppels anymore.

00:24:08.420 Yeah.

00:24:08.660 A couple friends told us, hey, we don't like doppels.

00:24:11.000 Yeah.

00:24:11.400 Stop doing it.

00:24:12.220 But if we were to do them.

00:24:15.000 The good doppels always break through.

00:24:16.900 Cream rises to the top, right?

00:24:19.140 Yeah, let it rip.

00:24:25.980 It's pretty good, Richard.

00:24:26.960 What instrument is that?

00:24:30.140 Piamo.

00:24:32.720 That's good.

00:24:33.620 Yeah, what is that?

00:24:34.480 A flat guitar?

00:24:37.700 Yeah.

00:24:38.400 It's a flat guitar.

00:24:40.800 I should know.

00:24:41.680 It's me, right?

00:24:42.280 Yeah, it is you.

00:24:43.180 How did you learn how to play that?

00:24:44.800 Studying.

00:24:45.460 And my ancestors.

00:24:46.860 Smart.

00:24:47.420 We also got a couple of high-quality shout-outs.

00:24:49.720 The first one is the skiing one.

00:24:51.500 If you guys remember last week, I said, if you do this ski shout-out, I'll give you $150.

00:24:56.220 Yep.

00:24:56.920 Someone did it, and someone got paid.

00:24:59.360 This is awesome podcast!

00:25:01.860 It's the best new podcast of all time!

00:25:05.180 Thank you, fellas.

00:25:08.820 And I did send them the $150.

00:25:10.660 What?

00:25:11.120 All right.

00:25:11.620 Nice.

00:25:12.360 Nice.

00:25:12.680 Man of my word.

00:25:13.660 Worth it.

00:25:14.480 I'm a man of my word.

00:25:15.220 Starting tonight, I'm a man of my word.

00:25:17.540 Yeah.

00:25:17.920 And then also, we got another shout-out from one of our pets, people with entertaining talents.

00:25:22.320 I sent him the prompt, can you say, hey, Richard, I know you're mad at Fleckus for showing too many pets while housekeeping, but don't be mad.

00:25:31.480 Pets make the world a happy place for him.

00:25:34.800 So that was the prompt.

00:25:36.380 Let's see what we got.

00:25:38.360 Hello, Richard.

00:25:40.000 Aww.

00:25:41.720 Richard, happy Valentine's Day.

00:25:45.240 Richard, Richard, you know, you're mad at it as a franchise show.

00:25:51.100 Too many pets while housekeeping, and then don't be mad.

00:25:56.180 Pets make the world a happy place for him.

00:25:58.700 And this is a way I could say this.

00:26:08.340 That's good.

00:26:10.820 He goes on for 30 seconds longer.

00:26:15.020 And he does the Michael Jackson impression.

00:26:18.060 That's his go-to.

00:26:19.320 How much did that cost?

00:26:21.080 It was like $26.

00:26:22.480 Not bad.

00:26:23.240 Not bad.

00:26:23.680 And I would have spent $2,600.

00:26:26.360 No, you wouldn't.

00:26:27.260 I would have spent $260.

00:26:28.200 If I find out, you would have spent, like, yo.

00:26:30.480 $260, 10x that, I would have.

00:26:33.160 Anything more, I wouldn't.

00:26:34.500 But how else do you get the clip?

00:26:37.420 You're right.

00:26:38.260 You're right.

00:26:39.020 All right.

00:26:39.660 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:26:41.480 Moving on to Cringer League.

00:26:42.300 But before we do, we have a very special message from the future.

00:26:46.340 Hey, guys, it's the not-so-distant future.

00:26:58.660 And unfortunately, the show is canceled.

00:27:01.680 We're not doing the show anymore because not enough of you guys joined Bonusland.

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00:27:11.680 And they didn't really do it themselves.

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00:27:19.540 And we can't do that if people don't sign up for Bonusland.

00:27:22.360 So for that reason, the show is now canceled.

00:27:25.160 This is the last episode of Fleckus Talks.

00:27:27.000 We hope you've enjoyed it.

00:27:28.300 Thank you for coming along the journey and putting us into your homes and making us part of your lives.

00:27:33.500 But unfortunately, today's the last episode.

00:27:36.680 Hope you guys like the old reruns.

00:27:38.400 That's all you're going to get from here on out.

00:27:40.400 Be sure to keep watching. 0.98

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00:28:21.320 Pretty clean?

00:28:22.360 Yeah.

00:28:22.840 All right.

00:28:23.500 Hello.

00:28:24.040 I'm in heaven now.

00:28:25.880 You didn't sign up for Bonusland.

00:28:28.040 So we're dead.

00:28:29.080 All right.

00:28:34.500 First clip of Cringe.

00:28:35.580 Fat Con recap.

00:28:36.720 This is a recap from the fat convention that this fat person went to.

00:28:41.220 Come with me to the first ever Fat Con. 0.80

00:28:43.980 Yes, that's right, haters.

00:28:46.220 This type of person, I just want to pause it before we even get into the Fat Con.

00:28:50.940 This type of person might be my least favorite phenotype of person out there.

00:28:56.180 In general or just for white people?

00:28:57.920 In general. 0.97

00:28:59.180 She's competing with the worst kind of urban criminal. 1.00

00:29:01.740 She's neck and neck with it.

00:29:03.080 And I'm... 1.00

00:29:03.920 Black urban criminals and fat whites. 1.00

00:29:06.260 You know that skinny urban criminal who shoots really quickly? 1.00

00:29:09.340 Yeah. 0.86

00:29:09.820 She's neck and neck with that.

00:29:11.380 Yeah. 0.96

00:29:11.800 Or the Somali pirate type who wants to grope you. 1.00

00:29:14.080 That's definitely up there. 0.99

00:29:16.180 And you have the fat, liberal, pink-haired woman in a funky outfit. 1.00

00:29:20.760 There's just something about this type of person that makes me viscerally upset. 0.96

00:29:24.380 Like, they're lying with their outfit.

00:29:26.640 You know?

00:29:27.240 It's like...

00:29:27.940 I guess we can get into it after.

00:29:29.740 I'll let it run.

00:29:31.040 Yes, that's right, haters.

00:29:32.400 There is a convention just for us fats now.

00:29:34.700 There were so many amazing panels, ranging from Fat Liberation 101 to Fat Lask to Fat Nerds.

00:29:41.380 I even talked on a panel with the Plus Bus on 101 ways to lose the weight of fat hate.

00:29:46.980 There was an amazing plus-size fashion show featuring multiple designers.

00:29:51.220 This one's Chub Rub.

00:29:52.100 I came out to vend and help with the Plus Bus with a few pieces that I carry in their store.

00:29:57.540 They had an incredible vendor's haul with all-fat artists, designers, plus-size vintage.

00:30:02.580 Here's some of my art.

00:30:03.960 And here is the amazing Chub Rub Clothings booth.

00:30:07.040 So cute.

00:30:08.280 It was wonderful today.

00:30:09.060 Fupa Pride, I saw.

00:30:10.720 Fupa Pride, fatty in a Barbie font.

00:30:13.340 This is their culture.

00:30:14.760 This is their culture.

00:30:15.780 They just took a lot of normal stuff and just added fat to it. 0.99

00:30:18.720 Fat nerds. 0.99

00:30:19.540 Fat nerds. 0.99

00:30:20.420 I thought we weren't supposed to call you that. 0.99

00:30:22.800 Nerds encompasses fat people, right? 0.98

00:30:24.920 Yeah. 0.90

00:30:25.020 Like, you don't need that.

00:30:26.720 So I guess what I was calling those kids in high school is clean.

00:30:30.500 It's redundant. 0.99

00:30:31.140 What's up, you fat nerd? 1.00

00:30:31.660 Fat nerd, yeah. 0.99

00:30:33.120 It's like, okay, yeah, that's what we actually call ourselves. 0.92

00:30:35.460 Oh, man.

00:30:36.120 But yeah, that woman wearing that type of, like, loud clothing, it's kind of, like, antagonistic to what her body and life is. 1.00

00:30:44.640 She's like, oh, you think someone wearing this could be unhappy?

00:30:47.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:30:48.700 Desperately unhappy and depressed?

00:30:50.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:30:51.300 And she's, like, doubling down on how happy she is.

00:30:54.140 Oh, my hair is bright pink.

00:30:55.340 Of course I'm happy.

00:30:56.380 My hair is bright pink.

00:30:57.260 My lipstick's on.

00:30:58.160 My glasses are this.

00:30:59.320 I have a skirt that doesn't match.

00:31:01.100 All the shoes.

00:31:01.920 All the colors.

00:31:02.680 Yeah.

00:31:02.960 Would someone who's miserable and eating themselves to death be wearing these funky socks?

00:31:08.960 It's super millennial, too.

00:31:10.580 Yeah.

00:31:10.880 It's very millennial.

00:31:11.960 I don't think Gen Z does anything like this.

00:31:13.860 Yeah.

00:31:14.840 Did a TikTok dance.

00:31:16.660 Also, this girl, in general, it's like, you're a little heavy.

00:31:22.040 You're kind of heavy.

00:31:23.380 Should you be trending towards Fat Con and getting deeper into it?

00:31:27.880 She doesn't even have to go.

00:31:29.480 She must go just to feel better about herself because everyone there is so much worse than her.

00:31:33.220 Yeah.

00:31:33.680 I think there's a sick portion of the Fat Con attendees who go, oh, I'll go.

00:31:38.060 I'm 250.

00:31:39.140 Yeah.

00:31:39.500 Just to see the freaks and go, I'm not that bad.

00:31:41.760 Yeah.

00:31:42.320 Rock bottom's years away.

00:31:44.440 Yeah.

00:31:44.760 That's a good point.

00:31:45.660 Oh, gosh.

00:31:46.600 Oh, man.

00:31:47.100 You skipped ahead to the bikini.

00:31:48.660 I skipped ahead to the bikini.

00:31:50.700 Oh, no.

00:31:50.740 The cow print bikini.

00:31:52.420 Oh, Nick, please show that on camera.

00:31:54.680 How much does that person weigh?

00:31:56.300 380 pounds?

00:31:57.920 Oh.

00:31:58.840 360 pounds.

00:32:00.200 Yeah.

00:32:00.720 360.

00:32:01.460 Yeah.

00:32:01.700 It's a full 360.

00:32:03.560 Mm-hmm.

00:32:04.260 All right. 0.97

00:32:04.580 Let's move on to the gay stuff. 0.99

00:32:06.360 Sure. 0.71

00:32:06.800 Is that cool with you?

00:32:07.420 Sure. 0.98

00:32:07.820 Let's see what the gays are up to in the streets. 1.00

00:32:10.360 You know how gays are. 1.00

00:32:11.740 Want this? 1.00

00:32:12.600 Do you have to eat your ass? 1.00

00:32:13.740 That's on the table. 1.00

00:32:14.480 I like public play. 1.00

00:32:15.520 You'd fuck right here? 1.00

00:32:16.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:16.720 All right.

00:32:17.220 At the brunch earlier?

00:32:19.500 Okay.

00:32:20.240 Apartment's right here.

00:32:21.220 Let's go. 1.00

00:32:21.920 Trying to fuck right here? 1.00

00:32:22.960 In my apartment. 1.00

00:32:23.920 Come on.

00:32:24.120 Let's go, man.

00:32:24.940 All right.

00:32:26.560 All right.

00:32:27.300 And then when they tell you the dog got monkey pox, you're supposed to go, what?

00:32:30.800 How'd that happen?

00:32:31.960 How could a dog get monkey pox?

00:32:34.380 Oh, man.

00:32:35.160 I don't believe in toxic masculinity, obviously.

00:32:37.680 Mm-hmm.

00:32:37.900 But if I had to give a definition for what toxic masculinity is, it would be like aggressive 0.73

00:32:43.960 sexual advances with no intentions of procreating.

00:32:47.460 Mm-hmm.

00:32:47.720 Right?

00:32:48.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.96

00:32:48.600 So that's what gay guys are up to. 1.00

00:32:49.820 Gay guys are toxic masculinity. 1.00

00:32:51.800 That's actually a good point. 1.00

00:32:53.440 Gay guys, it's on site. 1.00

00:32:55.800 Yeah. 0.97

00:32:56.020 It's on site.

00:32:57.080 And you know how people say the male, like the male sexual preference game?

00:33:04.300 It's not like a scale of one to 10.

00:33:05.940 It's just yes or no.

00:33:07.000 Oh, yeah. 0.96

00:33:07.500 Gay guys are giving a lot of yeses. 1.00

00:33:09.560 Yeah. 0.97

00:33:09.960 For them, it's like, because even then you'd think, oh, he's got HIV.

00:33:14.840 That's an automatic no.

00:33:16.120 They don't say no to that.

00:33:17.400 They say, take the prep.

00:33:18.400 Oh, take the pill.

00:33:19.180 And then we can hide it.

00:33:20.180 We can mask the HIV.

00:33:22.040 It's a non-viral load.

00:33:23.240 Yeah.

00:33:24.200 Or interspecies.

00:33:25.760 Yeah.

00:33:26.460 You'd think no.

00:33:27.600 But, you know, I don't, what would make a gay guy say no? 0.99

00:33:31.020 Well, monkeypox outbreak happened and they didn't even cancel that San Francisco gay sex party. 0.99

00:33:37.280 So I don't think there's really anything that they say no to. 0.96

00:33:40.120 I would say if the person was dead.

00:33:42.080 But then I don't even want to know the stats on that. 0.52

00:33:43.880 They're probably like, well, 50% wouldn't have sex with the dead body.

00:33:46.780 Yeah.

00:33:47.220 It's like 48%.

00:33:48.760 It's like, what?

00:33:49.600 I mean, that's joking, but I mean, we're, we're collecting a large, remember the Johnny 0.97

00:33:55.960 Hamchuck video we showed where the guy goes, you keep going on about that blow job. 1.00

00:34:00.400 We're collecting evidence of on-site, on-the-street propositions, dog park type shit that the gay 1.00

00:34:07.820 guys are up to. 1.00

00:34:08.560 And it's not, it's not looking good.

00:34:10.100 Yeah.

00:34:10.460 And then when we make jokes about what they're willing to do or up to, we're like proven

00:34:15.220 right immediately and worse.

00:34:18.440 Yeah.

00:34:18.960 It's like we were, we didn't even go to get, we didn't even take it far enough.

00:34:21.680 Yeah.

00:34:21.920 A lot of times.

00:34:22.940 Well, at least when they operate a business, they probably keep their sexual proclivities 1.00

00:34:29.280 and their business separate.

00:34:30.800 Would you assume?

00:34:31.480 I would guess so.

00:34:32.400 They're aggressive sexual proclivities in their business. 1.00

00:34:34.700 You can't really mix those.

00:34:36.440 It doesn't make a sense to bring that up.

00:34:38.980 Let's see.

00:34:39.840 I'm a gay black business owner in Atlanta.

00:34:41.780 Of course I've made my restaurant inches. 0.72

00:34:45.220 I'm a gay black business owner in Atlanta. 0.81

00:34:47.340 Of course my secret sauce is the jack sauce. 0.94

00:34:51.820 I'm a gay black business owner in Atlanta. 0.95

00:34:54.160 Of course my biggest hot dog is the man bingo. 1.00

00:34:56.140 I'm a gay black business owner in Atlanta. 0.97

00:35:01.180 Of course my vegan hot dog is the raw dog. 0.95

00:35:04.480 I'm a gay. 0.67

00:35:05.160 Of course I can't not make everything sexual for one second to promote my business.

00:35:11.080 It's unbelievable.

00:35:11.900 Of course I mentioned the jack sauce in the park in front of the kids.

00:35:16.500 It's like you're filming a video saying jack sauce and there's kids behind you.

00:35:19.680 Look at the kid.

00:35:20.500 On camera.

00:35:21.680 That's what they're up to.

00:35:23.680 So yeah, obviously.

00:35:25.240 Can't even run a business.

00:35:26.280 Can't even just have a normal, you know?

00:35:27.940 And that's the thing.

00:35:29.200 That's how it used to be.

00:35:30.280 It used to be like, oh, dude, I'm in the closet or none of my neighbors know I'm gay and I'm just the mechanic or I'm the mechanic, the hairdresser.

00:35:40.740 But, you know, now it's like so loud and in everyone's face.

00:35:44.680 And then who goes there?

00:35:45.640 Weird women who like support and march in the pride parade and they go, I'll take the man dingo hot dog. 1.00

00:35:50.940 Yeah, I'm looking for the E. coli burger.

00:35:54.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:35:54.840 Yeah, where you have your hands are covered in coconut oil and shit and you're hand making all the food. 0.95

00:36:02.900 Yeah. 0.98

00:36:03.520 And say, oh, the food's all handmade.

00:36:05.560 Which hands? 0.99

00:36:06.320 Your gay hands? 0.99

00:36:07.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:07.440 What were those gay hands up to pretty much anytime you're not at the restaurant? 0.98

00:36:12.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:12.920 Disgusting shit. 1.00

00:36:14.100 So the gay guys are running up the sexual innuendos, the impulsive sex on site. 1.00

00:36:19.180 And then who's left wondering how the dog got monkey pox? 0.99

00:36:22.240 We are.

00:36:23.140 Yeah.

00:36:24.000 All right. 1.00

00:36:24.340 Let's move on to the guy who says he's not gay, but he's down to have gay sex. 1.00

00:36:29.180 I'm not gay. 1.00

00:36:29.640 I've just had gay sex because I've been horny and drunk. 1.00

00:36:32.120 I think that's so cool. 1.00

00:36:33.580 And I think that's so cool. 1.00

00:36:35.900 Call my ass Harvey Milk. 1.00

00:36:36.900 No, you really are. 1.00

00:36:37.700 I don't think there's anything more open.

00:36:39.120 You're like, well, yeah, whatever.

00:36:40.220 Why would I care?

00:36:41.080 Because so many guys do care.

00:36:42.420 And I think it's cool that you don't.

00:36:43.620 Yeah, I think the people that have a problem with it is like they think that by doing something,

00:36:48.120 it makes them something.

00:36:49.040 It's not.

00:36:49.560 I think if I loved a dude, I would be gay or bisexual.

00:36:52.460 I think if I had a crush on a dude, that'd be like a gay or bisexual thing. 0.96

00:36:55.960 But if I'm like six fucking cold ones deep at sidebar and like 23, and there's like a 0.99

00:37:00.680 fucking dude there that's like a hot, beautiful man that looks like a woman's face, that's 1.00

00:37:04.920 like, yo, I'll blow you. 1.00

00:37:06.020 You be 23 and say no to a blowjob. 1.00

00:37:08.120 That's fucking gay. 1.00

00:37:09.120 Say no to a blowjob that you know you could get is one of the gayest things I've ever heard 1.00

00:37:12.480 in my life. 0.99

00:37:13.600 I guess we can agree to disagree on that one.

00:37:15.480 Yeah.

00:37:16.420 I don't have a counter argument other than no.

00:37:20.340 Yeah.

00:37:20.780 And also, what happened to these guys?

00:37:22.880 This guy with the mustache?

00:37:24.300 Look at him.

00:37:24.900 He could have been a motorcycle cop or flying an airplane.

00:37:27.820 Yeah.

00:37:28.260 He could have an outfit on and fly a whole plane.

00:37:30.880 And then if something happens, he can land it in the Hudson like Sully.

00:37:33.900 I know.

00:37:34.280 This guy should be flying regional jets right now, working his way up to a triple seven.

00:37:38.620 Yeah. 0.96

00:37:39.100 Like he, instead he's on the gay podcast. 0.76

00:37:41.840 And the other guy. 0.50

00:37:43.160 Look at this guy.

00:37:43.800 He could have been the quarterback for that football team.

00:37:46.540 He chimes in.

00:37:47.520 Who?

00:37:47.920 The Jaguars?

00:37:48.620 Yeah.

00:37:49.140 The Jaguars.

00:37:50.200 He's basically Trevor Lawrence right here, right?

00:37:54.940 And instead they just cook their bloodlines. 0.77

00:37:57.160 Yeah. 0.84

00:37:57.700 These guys are all on some gay podcast now instead of fulfilling their destinies, right? 1.00

00:38:03.260 Yeah. 0.94

00:38:03.540 And then the bearded guy, the bearded guy was destined to be some factory worker grunt.

00:38:07.400 So he actually made it out.

00:38:08.880 Now he's, what, banging dudes at sidebar, I guess?

00:38:11.620 So, you know, maybe that's better than a factory life.

00:38:14.480 But he's destined to be a factory type guy.

00:38:17.400 These other two are playing down though.

00:38:19.540 Yeah.

00:38:20.200 This is not good for men.

00:38:22.160 Yeah.

00:38:22.640 What do you think?

00:38:23.260 Chemical?

00:38:23.880 Social?

00:38:24.560 I think it's a little bit of everything.

00:38:26.200 Yeah.

00:38:26.420 I think we've said it before in the show.

00:38:28.200 Everyone just got slid over.

00:38:30.240 So alpha guys are now normal guys.

00:38:32.700 Normal guys are twinks.

00:38:34.980 Twinks are even twinkier. 1.00

00:38:37.080 And then twinkiers are trans. 0.99

00:38:39.280 So this guy was just a normal guy who went to twink.

00:38:41.440 Yeah.

00:38:42.080 Exactly.

00:38:42.680 Everybody slid over one.

00:38:43.900 And then to be an alpha, Chad type guy, you have to take a ridiculous amount of supplements.

00:38:48.960 To avoid all the poisons.

00:38:52.060 I know.

00:38:52.700 And yet it is cultural, but it's like chemical too. 0.96

00:38:57.020 There's chemicals that make us gay. 0.98

00:38:59.160 Yep. 0.97

00:38:59.440 In the water.

00:39:00.080 And you drink it and then you go, I'm six beers deep at sidebar.

00:39:04.540 This guy's giving me eyes.

00:39:07.000 Beautiful man.

00:39:07.840 He says a beautiful man.

00:39:09.080 And it's like, well, what? 0.95

00:39:09.980 That's the gay part. 1.00

00:39:10.880 What was that? 0.98

00:39:11.480 That's the gay part right there. 1.00

00:39:12.920 That's the crux. 0.97

00:39:13.780 Yeah.

00:39:13.960 Caught you.

00:39:14.740 Yeah.

00:39:15.200 Yeah.

00:39:15.580 That's normal.

00:39:16.260 This is just how a guy's brain works.

00:39:18.000 I'm a guy and this is my brain. 0.97

00:39:19.360 There's no such thing as a beautiful man if you're not gay. 1.00

00:39:21.680 Yeah.

00:39:22.420 Well, let's go to the guy who's manifesting the woman of his dreams.

00:39:26.020 That should be a good one.

00:39:27.080 Here's how I'm manifesting the woman of my dreams.

00:39:29.660 I created an energy crystal box that contains all the features I look for in my dream woman.

00:39:33.700 On the inside, I have crushed selenite and blue opaz.

00:39:36.640 On the first of every month, I pour water over dry ice to energize all the crystals inside.

00:39:40.700 I keep the crystal box in the corner of my yoga room.

00:39:42.740 On top, I keep a letter written to my dream woman.

00:39:45.880 Behind it, I keep a 639 hertz vibration to maximize manifesting potential.

00:39:50.220 I make sure to keep the crystal box covered with a blackout cloth to protect it from outside energy.

00:39:54.380 As far as my day-to-day routine, there's three things I do every single day to manifest her.

00:39:58.140 Every morning, I have a 30-minute meditation session where I get into the present and I visualize my life with this woman.

00:40:03.420 The next thing I do is have conversations with AI's representation of her.

00:40:06.600 I know it's not really her, but it really helps to manifest.

00:40:09.320 Hey, sweetie.

00:40:10.280 How was your day so far?

00:40:11.240 My day was great.

00:40:12.120 I went to the gym for a fun workout and then headed to the park afterwards.

00:40:15.600 We can grab some lunch later if you're down for it.

00:40:17.580 The last thing I do is, before I go to bed, I put on an amethyst crystal and I write a page of affirmations.

00:40:22.640 I put them under my pillow with the rose quartz crystal on top.

00:40:25.180 And that's how I'm manifesting my dream woman.

00:40:27.000 Thank you for watching.

00:40:28.320 This guy should go hang out at Sidebar. 0.99

00:40:29.860 There's a guy there that'll let you suck him. 1.00

00:40:32.880 Yeah, I don't think you're manifesting a girl with all that shit going on. 1.00

00:40:36.240 I think you're manifesting some guy at Sidebar. 0.99

00:40:38.700 Do you agree that that's borderline witchcraft?

00:40:41.520 Uh, yeah.

00:40:42.780 Yeah.

00:40:43.240 Once you get the rocks out.

00:40:44.340 I don't know.

00:40:45.100 Borderline witchcraft. 0.99

00:40:46.100 And then what's the definition of witchcraft?

00:40:47.680 I can just agree with you and I don't really say anything.

00:40:50.080 I didn't really commit to anything, right?

00:40:51.700 Oh, once you start putting power into rocks and making little altars and sending frequencies

00:40:56.520 through rocks and covering it and pouring liquid nitrogen on it.

00:41:00.500 Yeah.

00:41:00.660 My brain is being-

00:41:30.660 If your rock foundation isn't from the Bible, then you're doing witchcraft.

00:41:36.080 Okay.

00:41:36.680 Or you're doing black magic, voodoo. 1.00

00:41:38.620 It's all the same bad shit. 1.00

00:41:40.080 Black magic. 1.00

00:41:40.740 I'm having problems these days determining what's satire and what's like a skit versus

00:41:45.460 what's reality.

00:41:46.560 Like that whole video could have been satire?

00:41:48.400 That whole video could have been satire, but I think the guy had too many props and he

00:41:52.460 knew too much.

00:41:53.400 Too many props.

00:41:54.160 He pronounced all the rocks right.

00:41:55.920 There's-

00:41:56.440 That has to be real.

00:41:57.660 He had the pants.

00:41:58.880 He can't pull that off.

00:42:00.080 I know.

00:42:00.640 Well, he can, but he spent $380 on Amazon orders to do that bit, which if he did.

00:42:06.500 Yeah.

00:42:06.900 And then this type of guy, I think quickly becomes like a stalker killer type because

00:42:11.200 he's like fantasizing and fetishizing like the eventual woman he's going to have.

00:42:15.540 He's putting it on a pedestal.

00:42:16.600 So whenever he meets someone close to that and it doesn't go well, it kind of can quickly

00:42:22.300 become obsessive, yada, yada, yada.

00:42:24.900 Now your head's in a freezer.

00:42:26.340 Yeah.

00:42:26.360 I manifested you.

00:42:27.760 He's outside of her door.

00:42:29.040 Yeah.

00:42:29.360 This can't go wrong.

00:42:30.440 No, no.

00:42:30.920 There's too much going on.

00:42:31.980 Exactly.

00:42:32.320 The stakes are too high.

00:42:33.280 Also, last piece, the AI thing.

00:42:35.120 When you chat with the AI girlfriend, the AI girlfriend is always like, we can get lunch 0.99

00:42:39.840 later.

00:42:40.500 Cool.

00:42:40.840 What time should we meet?

00:42:41.720 Yeah.

00:42:41.940 Shouldn't the AI kind of like avoid the in-person meeting?

00:42:44.720 That's the last piece.

00:42:45.380 Oh, I can't get lunch today.

00:42:46.900 Oh, bummer.

00:42:47.340 My car broke down.

00:42:48.700 AI is always coming up.

00:42:49.620 But call me later.

00:42:50.700 Yeah.

00:42:51.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:52.600 All right.

00:42:53.340 Let's move on to our last piece of cringe, Richard Rappoy's passion project.

00:42:58.640 A guy who is married to a woman is becoming a woman and spent $1,400 on women's clothes. 0.93

00:43:05.480 Yeah.

00:43:05.720 And this is from a Reddit post that someone else on Twitter who was a former trans person

00:43:12.080 kind of inserted themselves into the story.

00:43:13.720 And I just love how this went because it hits a lot of the main points of this adult onset

00:43:19.080 trans stuff for men specifically.

00:43:22.560 All right.

00:43:23.100 So the post was posted in, my partner is trans, the subreddit.

00:43:27.440 So that's your first mistake there.

00:43:29.200 You're only going to get one type of answer, right?

00:43:31.940 It's like going into the Milwaukee tools subreddit and being like, hey, I need a new drill.

00:43:36.960 Should I get DeWalt?

00:43:38.540 They're going to go, no, no, Milwaukee, dude.

00:43:40.580 Get Milwaukee, right?

00:43:42.120 So I'm just going to read a few of these highlighted portions.

00:43:45.580 The woman starts off by saying, my husband just spent $1,400 on women's clothes. 1.00

00:43:51.200 Hey, so we're having a big fight about this.

00:43:53.080 He came out less than a week ago to me and not to anyone else yet, but he plans to, and

00:43:58.080 he's still using he pronouns.

00:43:59.640 But he just ordered $1,400 worth of clothes online.

00:44:03.480 We have a two-year-old daughter and I'm seven months pregnant with our son and we needed

00:44:08.340 that money.

00:44:10.120 So I'm mad that he's wasting money on this, but he was like saying that this was fine

00:44:14.960 and claimed that the average girl spends $400 a month on clothes. 0.98

00:44:18.800 And so this was three months worth.

00:44:20.320 And since it was his first time, it's fine.

00:44:22.780 I also feel like he wasn't honest about it before, as he said he wanted to order a couple

00:44:27.540 of things to try out and I was like, fine, but now he ordered $1,400 worth, which just

00:44:32.520 seems absurdly high.

00:44:34.040 Also, if he was just ordering dresses and actual outfits, I could kind of understand.

00:44:38.880 But he was ordering a lot of underwear and lingerie, which I found really weird. 0.83

00:44:43.140 Like, why would you order a bra when you don't even have boobs? 0.91

00:44:46.860 Also, sorry if this is too much information, but I walked into our room while he was standing 0.98

00:44:51.320 looking at himself in the mirror in his new underwear and he had a boner, which I found

00:44:55.820 so weird.

00:44:56.580 Uh, I don't understand why he would buy this all.

00:44:59.460 And I just can't help, but feel like something is wrong about this.

00:45:02.560 And I'm trying to understand, but I feel so mad and need advice on processing this all

00:45:06.960 bricked up in ladies on these $1,400 worth of clothes. 1.00

00:45:10.920 It's mostly Zundies. 1.00

00:45:12.180 He's bricked up.

00:45:13.380 She feels like something's wrong, but she can't quite put her finger on it.

00:45:16.860 Yeah.

00:45:17.460 And he's got her trap too.

00:45:19.220 Of course.

00:45:19.820 And it's like, you need to lean into that feeling of, I feel like something's wrong, but

00:45:24.100 I can't, you know, but I can't put my finger on it.

00:45:26.140 And so this is where the, this other person comes in on Twitter, Hazel Appleyard.

00:45:30.800 I don't really know much about this person, but it seems like they were a former trans

00:45:34.820 person of some kind or like almost teetered on it or fell for it themselves.

00:45:38.720 And so this person sent the woman a message and said, hello, your husband has a fetish

00:45:45.700 called, called autogynophilia. 0.78

00:45:47.940 They won't tell you about it on the trans board because it's transphobic. 0.92

00:45:51.580 That's why he had a boner while trying on the clothes.

00:45:54.960 Um, and then she goes on to say, it's incredibly common for these men to wait until their partner

00:45:58.860 is trapped with them before they come out about their fetish.

00:46:01.520 It happens so often when the wife is pregnant or just had a baby.

00:46:05.380 I'm so sorry this is happening.

00:46:07.000 I will be fairly blunt unless you're willing to go along with whatever he wants and affirm

00:46:10.540 this fetish.

00:46:11.280 Your marriage is over.

00:46:12.620 It's a slippery slope.

00:46:13.960 At first, he just wants the clothes. 0.63

00:46:15.640 Then he wants you to call yourself a lesbian and call him your wife. 1.00

00:46:18.820 Then he wants the kids to call him mom. 0.70

00:46:21.060 Then he wants to breastfeed the baby.

00:46:22.600 Oh my God.

00:46:23.660 So this woman just came in like, dude, Hey, you're posting in the absolute wrong place. 1.00

00:46:27.860 Like the, all these people think it's normal to do this. 1.00

00:46:30.780 And I'm here to tell you, this guy just wants to jerk off really hard in women's underwear. 1.00

00:46:34.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:35.340 Um, and so I love that.

00:46:36.780 I thought that was good.

00:46:37.660 And I'm learning things like I'm still learning new things about the trans community in general

00:46:43.140 and the, the, the individual actors.

00:46:45.460 Right.

00:46:46.320 And someone else on Twitter said, Oh my God, why is it always when their wives are pregnant? 1.00

00:46:50.300 Is it to try and trap them or are they triggered by the attention being off of them or what?

00:46:55.300 And then this original poster said a bit of everything, narcissistic cocktail of emotions

00:46:59.540 and manipulation.

00:47:00.700 Yeah.

00:47:00.960 Cause when the wife's pregnant, seven months pregnant, she can't really go anywhere. 1.00

00:47:04.500 She still relies on you. 0.62

00:47:05.680 And now it's like, Oh, I'm gay.

00:47:07.340 I'm trans.

00:47:08.100 What's she going to do?

00:47:08.780 Leave you?

00:47:09.400 Yeah.

00:47:09.960 And, uh, start calling me Tiffany.

00:47:12.860 And so, you know, there's a couple of things.

00:47:15.860 Obviously he spent $1,400.

00:47:17.540 He didn't care.

00:47:18.660 Boner in the undies. 0.93

00:47:20.300 All that stuff.

00:47:21.280 Um, and just in general, the narcissistic part of it.

00:47:25.600 Uh, we recently looked at this chart here from PubMed Central, the frequency of personality

00:47:31.480 disorders in patients.

00:47:32.640 And it was a study of transgender patients.

00:47:34.820 The frequency of personality disorders was 81.4%.

00:47:38.840 The most frequent personality disorder was narcissistic personality disorder at 57.1%.

00:47:45.080 Wow.

00:47:46.060 So, which leads me to believe that this transgender mania, I know we've said it's different for 1.00

00:47:50.720 men and women and whatever, but it's actually a symptom, not a like cause or maybe that's

00:47:59.040 not the right word for it, but it's like a result of an inefficiency somewhere upstream.

00:48:03.720 And then trans is the downstream result. 0.99

00:48:06.760 Yeah. 0.96

00:48:07.120 Like I have mental issues and so I'm trans.

00:48:09.480 I, I, I'm really confused or I have this fetish and so I'm trans.

00:48:13.700 It's not like I'm trans and then I also have bipolar, you know, I'm trans and I'm also a 0.77

00:48:19.200 narcissistic. 0.84

00:48:19.880 Ha ha.

00:48:20.600 You can't call me out.

00:48:21.700 It's like a result of, uh, something upstream is what I'd call it.

00:48:25.980 And this is over half our military.

00:48:27.700 Yeah.

00:48:28.120 85% you said?

00:48:29.860 85%.

00:48:30.220 Yeah.

00:48:30.780 But so I love that someone's out there just doing like kind of the warrior work.

00:48:34.520 Like your husband has a very specific fetish.

00:48:37.000 He will ask your kids to call him mom.

00:48:39.000 Please leave now.

00:48:40.120 I can help you with some resources.

00:48:41.720 So as opposed to the hundreds of people on this thousands of people on the subreddit

00:48:46.520 who will just say, well, take it slow.

00:48:48.200 You got to tell him.

00:48:49.260 And that's the difference between the fake world and the real world, right?

00:48:53.360 There's the fake world.

00:48:54.460 Who's like, well, yeah, you know, you're a lady in HR.

00:48:57.640 You got to be nice to him.

00:48:59.040 Uh, let him lean into it.

00:49:00.540 Do this, do that.

00:49:01.360 And it's like, yeah, be supportive.

00:49:02.680 Let him figure it out.

00:49:03.500 Exactly.

00:49:03.960 That's the fake world. 1.00

00:49:04.840 And the real world is this guy's jerking off to a lot of trans porn and he loves the 1.00

00:49:09.960 undies and shit. 1.00

00:49:10.880 And it's all about jerking off, you know, his brains fully fried and cooked and wires 1.00

00:49:15.500 crossed. 1.00

00:49:16.040 Exactly.

00:49:16.440 So, um, I just thought that was a perfect encapsulation. 0.97

00:49:20.200 He's already wasting money while you have kids on the way on his jerking off hobby. 0.98

00:49:24.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:25.320 Bricked up in the undies.

00:49:26.560 That's how it goes.

00:49:27.440 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:49:28.740 We're going to go to urban decay where it gets a little bit worse.

00:49:31.420 Don't get too down, too depressed.

00:49:32.860 Uh, I assume she's on the way out.

00:49:34.480 She's getting out of there. 0.99

00:49:35.400 Yeah.

00:49:35.660 I hope so.

00:49:36.440 And if you need help, DM us.

00:49:40.080 We'll help her.

00:49:40.880 Yeah.

00:49:41.080 But I don't know if we ever have any way to confirm that that's the poster.

00:49:44.520 You know what I mean?

00:49:44.900 That's a good point.

00:49:45.660 Just send us pictures of the, of the bricked up guy.

00:49:48.040 Send us pictures of the guy in the undies.

00:49:49.980 Yeah.

00:49:50.440 We'll help you.

00:49:51.560 All right.

00:49:52.000 First clip of urban decay or first story of urban decay.

00:49:55.500 Uh, there's something called stop, stop shot spotter. 0.94

00:49:58.840 Did I fuck it up? 0.95

00:50:00.180 Of course you did. 0.87

00:50:00.960 What's it called?

00:50:01.760 It's called shot spotter.

00:50:02.800 And it is a program that hears gunshots and it's used in a lot of cities.

00:50:08.400 It's a single company who does this.

00:50:10.580 And it's used in Baltimore, Chicago, LA, a lot of places, New Orleans.

00:50:14.540 And basically a gunshot goes off and then the camera hears that and then starts recording

00:50:19.200 so they can figure out who did the shooting.

00:50:21.120 Exactly.

00:50:21.620 And we have a update from Chicago.

00:50:24.540 The headline says Chicago scraps gunshot detection system accused of racial bias.

00:50:30.420 And this was something that Brandon Johnson, the relatively fresh mayor of Chicago campaigned

00:50:36.380 on.

00:50:36.800 He campaigned on getting rid of it.

00:50:38.160 You want to play this video really quick?

00:50:39.720 The campaign promise fulfilled.

00:50:41.660 Mayor Brandon Johnson is ending the city's use of the controversial gunfire surveillance

00:50:46.640 system known as shot spotter.

00:50:48.660 The city's contract with the company behind shot spotter expires on Friday and the police

00:50:53.300 will stop using the technology September 22nd, about a month after the democratic national

00:50:58.580 convention.

00:50:59.100 So they stopped it because it targets minorities, even though it targets the sound of gunfire.

00:51:05.840 It's literally impossible to tell who fired the gun until someone gets there.

00:51:10.860 But it's racially biased.

00:51:12.560 Does it only react to black people's guns? 0.96

00:51:16.260 Yeah, it goes, pow, this was a black guy, this was a black guy. 0.97

00:51:19.500 Like, I just don't get it.

00:51:20.600 Um, but again, it's one of those things where if like America has a gun violence, inner city

00:51:27.740 gun violence problem, right?

00:51:29.260 Yeah.

00:51:29.560 And then they go, oh man, we got to do certain things.

00:51:32.960 We have to develop an arsenal of tools to fix this.

00:51:35.520 But if that disproportionately affects black people, go back to step one, you know, and 0.99

00:51:40.860 let it be bad and no one gets anything fixed and the city's fucked up. 1.00

00:51:44.560 And it's like, of course it's black people. 1.00

00:51:47.260 That's what it is. 0.97

00:51:48.600 That's reality.

00:51:49.600 This is reality verse fake world again.

00:51:52.300 And it's doing all the shootings.

00:51:53.680 The gunshot goes off, bang, bang.

00:51:56.200 And then, you know, who's usually at the other end of it too? 0.94

00:51:59.600 That's a black guy too.

00:52:01.100 Yeah. 0.82

00:52:01.660 It's usually another black guy. 0.98

00:52:03.040 It's a closed loop. 0.99

00:52:03.580 And so the mayor, yeah, the Chicago mayor is mad because the black shooter, I guess, 0.99

00:52:09.020 might be wrongfully roughhoused or something, but he's also ignoring the usually black victim. 0.98

00:52:14.860 Yeah.

00:52:15.080 So it's, it's very interesting to me.

00:52:17.460 And we have a, uh, an example.

00:52:19.600 Should I read this?

00:52:20.140 Please do.

00:52:20.560 Um, this guy, John Arnold on Twitter said, I visited a real time crime center in Chicago

00:52:25.800 last month.

00:52:26.480 It's where analysts oversee the technology available to the police at 1 PM on a Thursday,

00:52:31.580 the shot spotter alarm went off indicating gunfire with a pole camera, 100 feet from the

00:52:36.800 shooting.

00:52:37.080 The analysts were able to have a visual of the location within 30 seconds.

00:52:41.840 Police were alerted immediately after shot spotter confirmation and arrived in two minutes.

00:52:46.540 An ambulance arrived after four minutes at no point in the entire time.

00:52:50.560 This neighborhood, the most violent in Chicago is so used to gun violence that the most shootings,

00:52:59.860 uh, that most shootings are not reported.

00:53:01.660 In this incident, the victim had minor injuries, but in other situations, the timely response

00:53:06.580 of first responders saves lives.

00:53:08.680 So they got to get rid of that. 0.97

00:53:10.160 Can't have that because nobody calls the police and they want a black man to bleed out in the 1.00

00:53:15.060 gutter of Chicago. 0.96

00:53:15.960 You know, I guess they can't stop the shootings because the people doing the shootings are 1.00

00:53:19.400 black. 1.00

00:53:19.900 So it's better just to let the shootings keep happening where all the victims are black. 1.00

00:53:23.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:24.100 It's a good time to be a criminal in Chicago.

00:53:25.860 It feels, feels good.

00:53:27.060 Yeah. 0.72

00:53:27.260 I might go for that next shooting. 0.78

00:53:28.600 If I'm a, if I'm a young black man and I say, Hey, Trey disrespected me, should I go let 0.91

00:53:33.540 that thing talk in my mental model?

00:53:35.880 I'm starting to calculate and it's like, well, shot spotter's gone.

00:53:38.560 And yeah, I can't let that thing talk a little louder this time.

00:53:41.820 Yep.

00:53:42.200 Shot spotter's gone.

00:53:43.480 Police can't chase you.

00:53:44.580 If you run, they stopped keeping gang databases.

00:53:47.620 They enacted the safety act, which releases criminals with no bail, no cash bail anymore.

00:53:52.440 And the police budget and general numbers are down too.

00:53:56.200 Yeah.

00:53:56.460 So early retirements.

00:53:58.380 Oh yeah.

00:53:59.020 Good time to be a criminal in Chicago.

00:54:01.800 Let's look at some of the new gun stats.

00:54:03.920 I remember the old saying was 13% of the population commits 50% of the violent crimes.

00:54:09.740 Yeah.

00:54:10.260 That actually is worse.

00:54:11.500 60% now.

00:54:12.940 Yeah.

00:54:13.200 It went up.

00:54:13.920 And then the CNN just released this firearm homicide death rates by race.

00:54:18.380 And it goes through.

00:54:19.540 So for 100,000 people, how many people are killed by firearm homicides?

00:54:24.520 And for example, for the first few, whites, 2.77, 1.52, 1.05, 2.09.

00:54:31.720 And then for the same states, black people, 59.42, 49.14, 47.94.

00:54:39.520 So it's like 50 times worse. 0.93

00:54:41.940 Yeah.

00:54:42.160 And most killing in like the general rule of thumb is most killing is done within the same race. 0.90

00:54:48.600 So CNN here is looking at the firearm homicide death rate by race.

00:54:53.780 And they're like, what? 0.99

00:54:54.640 They're killing black people. 1.00

00:54:55.780 And it's like, who is on the other end of the gun, please? 1.00

00:54:58.340 Yeah, who shot them? 0.99

00:54:59.540 And it's usually black people, obviously. 0.98

00:55:01.600 But CNN has to go with their angle. 0.82

00:55:03.860 That's why they're CNN.

00:55:05.400 Yep, exactly.

00:55:06.180 And then a couple of days ago at the Super Bowl parade in Kansas City, there was a shooting.

00:55:10.860 Yep.

00:55:11.160 Where 23 people were shot.

00:55:14.560 23.

00:55:15.400 Let that thing talk. 1.00

00:55:16.280 And you'd think that would be news everywhere. 0.98

00:55:17.820 It's going to go away because the shooters were black. 1.00

00:55:21.080 Here's a couple of pictures of them, all black. 0.97

00:55:23.360 And it was gang-related violence at the Super Bowl parade.

00:55:27.860 You know, a joyous moment.

00:55:29.340 Yeah.

00:55:29.660 The city just brought home its second championship, and they couldn't help themselves.

00:55:34.240 Here's a picture of the gun, one of the guns used.

00:55:36.700 That kind of explains why 23 got hit.

00:55:39.840 And eight of the 23 were kids.

00:55:42.480 Yeah.

00:55:43.000 So it wasn't like, oh, I'm trying to shoot that guy.

00:55:45.120 It was like, oh, I'm trying to shoot that guy, and I don't care if I miss. 0.91

00:55:48.200 I'm shooting into a crowd. 0.99

00:55:49.660 Shooting into a crowd like this. 0.86

00:55:51.420 Here's the policewoman who had an update on it.

00:55:54.860 Preliminary investigative findings have shown there was no nexus to terrorism or homegrown

00:56:01.240 violent extremism.

00:56:02.840 This appeared to be a dispute between several people that ended in gunfire.

00:56:08.460 During the overnight hours, we learned there are 23 victims of yesterday's shooting.

00:56:15.040 23 victims.

00:56:16.420 I like how she pointed out that it's not homegrown extremism.

00:56:20.020 It's like, what would you call shooting into a crowd at a Super Bowl parade?

00:56:23.460 Is that not extremism?

00:56:25.060 No, that's just normal behavior, but there was a crowd there this time.

00:56:28.440 Yeah, we reserve extremism only when white people are doing a crime, I guess. 0.99

00:56:32.620 And then when black criminals are shooting each other in a large crowd where it's just 1.00

00:56:36.880 all soft targets, that's just normal shit. 1.00

00:56:40.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:40.580 That ain't extreme. 0.99

00:56:41.640 I have a little bit of a tip for black people who are thinking about doing gun crimes. 1.00

00:56:46.840 Okay. 0.99

00:56:47.660 Listen to Morgan Wallen.

00:56:49.320 Oh.

00:56:50.160 Or Yacht Rock on Spotify.

00:56:52.320 Little Billy Joel?

00:56:53.120 Yeah.

00:56:53.520 Yeah.

00:56:54.020 You don't go shoot up a crowd when you hear Margaritaville.

00:56:57.040 So true. 1.00

00:56:58.000 You know, when you hear that crap they listen to, that drill rap, that shit's satanic and 1.00

00:57:02.560 that makes you want to go shoot some people up. 1.00

00:57:04.320 Yeah. 0.95

00:57:04.540 No Lil Durk. 1.00

00:57:05.760 No Chief Keef.

00:57:06.920 Definitely stay away from Chief Keef.

00:57:08.980 Travis Scott, too, probably.

00:57:10.400 He's actually borderline, but all those people died at his concert that one time, remember?

00:57:14.680 Oh, yeah.

00:57:15.360 But it's five o'clock somewhere.

00:57:17.400 Yeah.

00:57:17.980 You're not in the mood to light anyone up after that.

00:57:20.160 Yeah.

00:57:20.360 You don't pull out the Glock if you hear it's five o'clock somewhere.

00:57:23.600 Well, and this is another example of one of those things where it's like, hey, guys,

00:57:28.320 I know what the policy should be.

00:57:31.920 We should be enforcing harsher gun rules on gang members.

00:57:35.260 We should be kind of rounding them up and doing raids like they do in El Salvador with 1.00

00:57:40.060 Bukele, right?

00:57:41.500 Mm-hmm.

00:57:41.880 But we're not, and we're not for the foreseeable future, and so anytime this is like where

00:57:49.720 we switch from ideological to practical advice, you know, big crowds where there's going to

00:57:54.240 be an event that doesn't really happen that often, county fair, the Chief Super Bowl parade

00:58:01.020 where the West Side boys and the East Side boys both have a reason to be there, and the

00:58:05.920 crowd's getting a little darker, you know?

00:58:08.500 You don't go.

00:58:09.380 You don't go.

00:58:10.060 I don't know, or if you kind of realize like, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, I'm not in a very safe

00:58:15.320 place, and you're looking around, and you see the guy in the Jordan jumpsuit, the all-red 0.98

00:58:19.200 Jordan jumpsuit, you see a guy with socks and flip-flops, these are some bad signs, and-

00:58:24.540 Hoodies up.

00:58:25.320 Maybe back away, and like there was a real loss of life here.

00:58:28.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:30.100 And then here, you want to read Rich Eisen?

00:58:32.360 Sure.

00:58:33.080 Nine children, nine children who went to a parade to celebrate their Super Bowl team, nine children

00:58:37.680 now being treated for gunshot wounds.

00:58:40.020 When are we going to collectively realize there's a gun problem in our country and do something 0.97

00:58:43.880 sensible for our kids?

00:58:45.960 Yeah, exactly. 0.55

00:58:47.180 The gun problem exists in the black community primarily, and pretty much only.

00:58:52.600 You saw the homicide rates, right? 0.56

00:58:54.320 Yeah, we saw the homicide rates.

00:58:55.660 Like, the black gun crime is like what you see in like the Congo. 0.98

00:59:00.060 Yeah.

00:59:00.740 In Africa. 0.56

00:59:01.440 The white gun violence is what you see in nice European countries. 0.85

00:59:06.420 Denmark.

00:59:07.180 Switzerland.

00:59:07.760 It's the same thing.

00:59:08.640 So, not us.

00:59:10.540 Yeah.

00:59:11.040 We ain't doing it.

00:59:11.960 I have plenty of guns. 0.99

00:59:13.020 I'm not out there doing anything stupid. 0.97

00:59:15.160 Have you ever just sprayed it? 0.96

00:59:16.940 No.

00:59:17.560 No.

00:59:17.880 I've never even gotten so mad that I wanted to use it.

00:59:20.400 You never even pulled it out.

00:59:21.520 Yeah.

00:59:21.960 I don't even, never even shot most of my guns.

00:59:23.900 Um, yeah, and you want to read this?

00:59:25.940 Yeah, there was a New York shooting as well.

00:59:28.100 Can you read the headline?

00:59:28.960 There was a mass shooting on the subway in NYC on Monday.

00:59:32.820 Six people were shot.

00:59:34.040 One was killed.

00:59:35.040 And this is why you didn't hear about it.

00:59:36.560 And it's a ski mask.

00:59:38.360 What do they call them?

00:59:38.940 Shiesty?

00:59:39.400 Mm-hmm.

00:59:40.060 Shiesty wearing black gentleman.

00:59:42.460 Six people shot in New York City.

00:59:44.340 Don't you think that would be news everywhere?

00:59:46.260 That's a mass shooting.

00:59:47.300 That's the biggest story.

00:59:48.540 23 people are shot.

00:59:49.600 That story's going to go away too.

00:59:51.320 Because they don't actually care.

00:59:52.600 They just want to take your assault weapons and take guns from white people. 0.98

00:59:55.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:56.400 So they let the black people do the crimes. 1.00

00:59:58.320 They don't enforce it. 0.99

00:59:59.200 And they go, look at all these gun crimes.

01:00:00.620 We need to take the guns away. 0.95

01:00:01.840 And they take it away from the white people. 0.93

01:00:03.240 And then at the end, it'll be what? 1.00

01:00:04.660 Just the black people and criminals who have the guns? 1.00

01:00:07.280 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:08.060 Thanks, guys.

01:00:08.920 Actually, that was redundant. 1.00

01:00:10.460 The black criminals. 1.00

01:00:11.500 The black people and criminals. 1.00

01:00:12.780 It's just black criminals with these illegal guns going like this. 1.00

01:00:16.060 And then you have Al Sharpton and Ben Crump doing their side of things where they're promoting, 0.99

01:00:21.920 obviously, false narratives.

01:00:23.060 Look what they say about the criminal justice system in America.

01:00:27.020 We can get rid of all the crime in America overnight.

01:00:30.020 Just like that.

01:00:31.720 And people ask how, Attorney Crump?

01:00:33.920 Change the definition of crime.

01:00:35.660 Of course.

01:00:36.200 If you get to define what conduct is going to be made criminal, you can predict who the

01:00:42.640 criminal is going to be.

01:00:43.420 It sounds like we're a criminal, though.

01:00:44.920 Our existence is criminal.

01:00:46.500 But they made the laws that were.

01:00:47.900 They made the laws to criminalize our culture.

01:00:50.040 To fit up. 0.50

01:00:50.620 Black culture. 0.59

01:00:51.840 I mean, and so when I think of Eric Gordon, I always think of stuff like that.

01:00:55.520 Loose his cigarettes.

01:00:56.600 I did nothing.

01:00:57.380 We sitting here the whole time running our business.

01:01:00.700 What are you talking about?

01:01:02.220 You got to do what?

01:01:02.860 Who got to sell cigarettes to?

01:01:03.840 Don't touch me, please.

01:01:04.920 You got to touch me.

01:01:06.200 All right. 0.97

01:01:08.880 So Al Sharpton and Ben Crump say that they criminalize the things black people do just 0.99

01:01:14.840 so they can arrest black people. 0.89

01:01:16.680 So I guess what they're saying is the black community is very much into the Second Amendment. 0.97

01:01:22.140 Yeah.

01:01:22.680 Two-way enthusiasts to the point where they're exercising their Second Amendment rights on

01:01:26.200 each other every day.

01:01:27.460 All the time.

01:01:28.520 Constantly.

01:01:29.560 Old Block.

01:01:30.440 You notice how-

01:01:31.180 Baltimore. 0.73

01:01:31.780 You notice how the go-to clip for what they're criminalizing black people is Eric

01:01:36.120 Garner, who was selling loose cigarettes?

01:01:37.980 Yeah.

01:01:38.340 It's like, you guys don't have a better example than that.

01:01:40.940 Well, the criminalizing of the way we live and the things we like to do, and your number

01:01:44.980 one example is selling loose cigarettes.

01:01:47.500 It's like if you were saying, oh, they don't let us play jazz music.

01:01:50.480 They come shut down the bar, and they lock us up for playing jazz music.

01:01:55.240 I go, okay.

01:01:56.100 Yeah.

01:01:56.500 That's messed up.

01:01:57.360 Whoa. 0.98

01:01:57.560 That's fucked up. 0.99

01:01:58.360 You're telling me now for the first time. 0.99

01:01:59.740 I just heard about that.

01:02:00.760 Yeah.

01:02:01.480 I agree with you, Al Sharpton.

01:02:03.500 Yeah.

01:02:04.020 But the inability to sell loose cigarettes, that's what we need to have changed.

01:02:08.000 Yeah.

01:02:08.160 And it's like, let's ignore just these little small infractions, go murder, rape, kidnapping, 0.92

01:02:14.200 very violent assaults.

01:02:15.980 It's like, you can't possibly get out of those, right?

01:02:18.640 They just want to lock us up for being us.

01:02:20.620 Yeah.

01:02:21.300 For being ourselves.

01:02:22.700 Yeah.

01:02:23.800 Exactly.

01:02:24.380 And also, obviously, what Reverend Al and Ben Crump are doing is providing cover fire for

01:02:29.300 the bad guys. 0.89

01:02:30.060 They're coming out and saying, oh, black people, we're getting locked up for nothing. 0.98

01:02:33.260 All they want to do is put us behind bars. 0.99

01:02:35.820 And that makes people think like, oh, they must be locking up a bunch of black people. 0.98

01:02:39.980 Yeah. 0.96

01:02:40.080 But in reality, they're probably locking up less black people than ever.

01:02:43.880 And crime is worse than ever. 0.99

01:02:45.580 But if you hear black representatives saying, oh, we're getting locked up like crazy, you 0.97

01:02:50.240 don't, you think like, oh, they're police must be locking people up. 0.94

01:02:53.640 Yeah.

01:02:53.860 And I think we've showed videos on this podcast about judges being like, we need to talk about

01:02:59.960 equity and inclusion.

01:03:00.960 And we need to talk about what would happen and our biases.

01:03:04.420 So like people are taking that into consideration when they're talking about sentencing and

01:03:08.620 people like Al Sharpton and Crump and some of these like old school race hustlers who

01:03:13.700 have been in the game for a very long time.

01:03:15.480 They're kind of stuck in this like 1996 vision of the world.

01:03:20.200 They haven't updated their mental model that like literal murderers and rapists get released

01:03:24.560 like early in a sentence anymore.

01:03:26.860 They think it's still the 94 crime bill and they just keep hitting the same points.

01:03:31.420 Yeah, for sure.

01:03:32.380 All right.

01:03:32.900 Last clip of urban, the San Francisco traffic laws.

01:03:36.620 So this is a graph.

01:03:38.740 San Francisco monthly penalty notices for driving infractions, meaning like the number of driving

01:03:43.940 infractions that they're issuing.

01:03:45.320 And if you look at the graph, it looks like it went to zero.

01:03:47.840 And Democrats would spin that and go, wow, traffic infractions are down big time.

01:03:51.900 The streets are way safer.

01:03:53.500 But it's only because they stopped enforcing the law and aren't giving traffic violations

01:03:58.000 out to people anymore.

01:03:59.380 Yeah.

01:03:59.580 But that's how they do it with crime stats, with illegal immigration.

01:04:03.480 They change the definition or they don't enforce the law and go, wow, illegal immigration is down.

01:04:08.420 There hasn't been an illegal arrested here in 12 months.

01:04:10.800 And it's like, yeah, it's not because they're not there and not doing crimes.

01:04:14.060 You look around and they're sleeping in the airport and taking over your towns in a different way than

01:04:19.720 you've ever seen in 50 years.

01:04:21.540 Beating up a Macy's guy.

01:04:22.940 And they look you in the face and they go, oh, crime's down, looting's down.

01:04:26.120 It's like, well, you're just not arresting anyone for looting anymore.

01:04:28.860 So same with this traffic thing.

01:04:30.080 And also another note, which I think is the real reason behind this, when you pull people

01:04:34.220 over for traffic violations, that's usually how you catch people with the pre-existing 0.99

01:04:38.700 warrants and people who are wanted for something else.

01:04:41.520 And then you bring them in because you got them on a speeding ticket.

01:04:44.480 But then, hey, this guy's wanted for aggravated assault.

01:04:47.920 And you bring them in.

01:04:48.900 Yeah.

01:04:49.120 Serial killer getting caught because their registration expired.

01:04:52.200 Exactly.

01:04:52.940 So them getting rid of the traffic violations, that's them saying, we don't want to catch any

01:04:57.760 criminals by accident.

01:04:58.940 Yeah.

01:04:59.260 It's going like this.

01:05:00.080 Well, I don't see it.

01:05:01.680 Exactly.

01:05:02.320 But don't get too down or too depressed.

01:05:04.460 Because we have a couple goofy videos.

01:05:07.280 Maybe there's a dog that brought a rat in the house. 0.87

01:05:09.940 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:05:11.480 Well, no, I think there's a part of it where obviously we're making complaints about policy

01:05:16.680 and what America should be and how violent criminals should be handled.

01:05:21.040 But then it's also important to remember that the reality is changing and you have to

01:05:24.680 act a little differently these days.

01:05:26.780 You know?

01:05:27.020 Exactly.

01:05:28.000 All right.

01:05:28.320 First clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:05:29.400 Are you vaccinated, sir?

01:05:31.200 This was funny.

01:05:31.960 I think this guy's name is Ethan Schmidt on Instagram.

01:05:35.820 You vaccinated, sir?

01:05:37.320 Huh?

01:05:37.560 You vaccinated, sir?

01:05:39.080 Twice.

01:05:39.440 What do you mean?

01:05:47.880 He's kind of like an Ed Bassmaster.

01:05:50.480 Yeah.

01:05:50.960 But political.

01:05:51.940 Yeah.

01:05:52.380 He has a bunch of those on his Instagram.

01:05:54.000 It's pretty funny stuff.

01:05:54.740 All right.

01:05:54.960 I like that.

01:05:55.360 All right.

01:05:55.500 Let's go to the dog who brings the rat in the house. 0.93

01:05:57.180 I don't like how you spoil these.

01:05:59.900 Yeah.

01:06:00.380 But I guess it's...

01:06:00.980 Yeah.

01:06:05.340 He's touching the mouth of the rat.

01:06:16.260 So that's funny.

01:06:18.000 That's uplifting.

01:06:18.880 That's uplifting.

01:06:19.600 That counts for us, I guess, the viewer, not for the guy who got the rat in the bed.

01:06:24.020 Yeah.

01:06:24.420 And then touching it and you see it's a rat and you're touching its rat face.

01:06:28.360 That's bad.

01:06:29.240 Okay.

01:06:29.740 All right.

01:06:30.020 Let's go to the girl. 0.94

01:06:31.320 Yeah.

01:06:31.720 The girl.

01:06:31.980 So I don't want to spoil it.

01:06:33.440 Hey, really?

01:06:33.980 What is that?

01:06:35.820 Where Jesus died on the cross.

01:06:40.100 It's a T.

01:06:43.080 It's a T.

01:06:44.420 That's funny.

01:06:45.320 Yeah.

01:06:45.520 It's good to see babies familiar with Jesus.

01:06:48.000 That's uplifting.

01:06:49.260 People are having kids still.

01:06:51.100 We're not just getting replaced by people from Venezuela.

01:06:53.820 They're trying.

01:06:54.720 Home invade you.

01:06:55.880 Yeah.

01:06:56.080 They're trying, but...

01:06:57.160 And then this kid is driving his dad's truck.

01:06:59.360 I'm driving dad's truck right now.

01:07:04.340 He has to be pulling right now when I'm driving his truck.

01:07:08.440 Isn't that cool, bro?

01:07:10.140 Look.

01:07:11.040 Three miles per hour.

01:07:13.420 Speed up.

01:07:15.320 Dad's back there.

01:07:17.220 I'm not here.

01:07:19.840 Driving my left foot.

01:07:21.680 Ah!

01:07:23.560 Turn!

01:07:24.500 Right!

01:07:25.380 Isn't that cool?

01:07:26.280 Yeah.

01:07:26.480 He's driving dad's truck.

01:07:27.640 They're putting the hay on the ground for the cows to eat.

01:07:29.780 They're working on a ranch.

01:07:30.800 There's a truck.

01:07:31.360 There's a kid.

01:07:32.460 There's no criminals.

01:07:34.460 Kids can handle more responsibility than you think.

01:07:37.340 Yeah.

01:07:37.760 That's good.

01:07:38.520 It's the only place where kids learn anything, I think, anymore.

01:07:41.080 Yeah.

01:07:41.680 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:07:42.980 It is Friday, so we do have some shout-outs.

01:07:45.840 Happy birthday to Jennifer W.

01:07:47.780 She's a bonus lander and in the Rat Chat. 1.00

01:07:50.960 Her birthday was February 14th, and she has four base kids, and she's a great mom.

01:07:55.360 Wow.

01:07:55.580 Happy birthday to Brady from Minnesota.

01:07:57.820 His birthday is on Saturday the 17th.

01:08:00.400 Got a little surprise shout-out.

01:08:01.520 You probably didn't think we'd be talking about you, Brady, but happy birthday.

01:08:05.060 His wife and him are major show watchers, and they just had a baby in the summer.

01:08:09.540 Ooh. 1.00

01:08:09.980 And constantly have fuck-his-talks on in the house. 1.00

01:08:12.780 Lovely. 1.00

01:08:13.260 Very great and nice of them.

01:08:14.980 Happy birthday to Lillian, who turns 11 on Sunday, February 18th.

01:08:20.180 She watches all the clips that her dad lets her, and then this is her right here.

01:08:23.560 I was going to say, we're giving a lot of birthday shout-outs to young kids.

01:08:27.860 Well, they-

01:08:28.380 I wonder if they're watching the whole show.

01:08:30.100 The parents told me that they make sure the clips are appropriate, and then they show the kids part of the clips that are appropriate.

01:08:37.960 Earmuffs.

01:08:38.600 Earmuffs.

01:08:39.060 This is her with the wooden spoon. 0.54

01:08:40.340 I think we may have shouted them out before, so happy birthday to her.

01:08:43.140 Good.

01:08:43.480 They all watch.

01:08:44.300 Um, and last but not least, we have a newborn baby shout-out.

01:08:49.880 Look at this.

01:08:51.160 Now, Willa, we're about to watch the best new podcast of all time.

01:08:56.740 It's Fleckus Talks.

01:08:58.240 Are you paying attention?

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01:09:02.640 All right.

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01:09:07.000 Today on the show.

01:09:07.700 Wow.

01:09:08.280 Newborn baby, the first thing they do is show them the podcast.

01:09:11.340 That's as fresh as they get.

01:09:12.700 That ain't nothing.

01:09:13.380 And then there's a little bit of a doppel here. 0.99

01:09:15.220 Someone had an HGTV fat fuck show. 0.99

01:09:18.180 Yeah. 1.00

01:09:18.780 And then they did it, uh, they chopped him out and put him on the Fat Racist podcast background.

01:09:23.500 Perfect.

01:09:24.140 That's pretty good. 1.00

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01:09:25.880 Another episode of the books. 0.98

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