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00:00:49.760 Today on the show, the DeSantis influencers are crawling back while others are doubling down and botching their political careers.

00:00:57.640 Then, the airline industry hits an even rockier bottom.

00:01:01.960 This time, we found out the CEO of a major airline is literally a drag queen.

00:01:07.260 Then, on top of that, we have a bad mom section in Cringe of the Week you're not going to want to miss.

00:01:11.560 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, an NBA millionaire was cut from the team, and you won't believe why.

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00:03:18.620 Let's bring the knee up.

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00:03:34.360 Our first fight.

00:03:35.000 Yeah.

00:03:35.680 Well, it took 139 episodes to get there.

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00:03:39.000 We have a lot to get to.

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00:03:43.480 We always do.

00:03:44.920 All right.

00:03:45.420 Let's go to the airline.

00:03:47.620 The CEO keeps getting better with the airlines.

00:03:51.840 United CEO Scott Kirby is a drag queen.

00:03:54.560 Pushes drag queen and DEI on staff.

00:03:56.680 And there's a couple of twink pics of him.

00:03:58.780 And here he is.

00:04:00.360 Here he is.

00:04:00.740 The chaps.

00:04:01.680 The chaps.

00:04:02.400 And then this one.

00:04:03.340 This one I would have allowed, like, oh, maybe he's doing a Halloween bit.

00:04:06.160 Like a college party or something.

00:04:07.580 Yeah.

00:04:07.620 He got screwed over.

00:04:09.040 He did a joke in law school.

00:04:10.300 But then this one.

00:04:11.560 Exactly.

00:04:12.180 You get a little bit of leeway.

00:04:13.560 Yeah.

00:04:14.140 But then this one with the chaps and the midriff showing, that's where you lost me.

00:04:17.980 So twink's running the twink machine, huh?

00:04:19.920 That's where the gay sex comes in.

00:04:21.800 And it's funny because, like, obviously the airlines are under scrutiny lately with all

00:04:26.440 the DEI stuff and all the woke stuff.

00:04:28.260 Yeah.

00:04:28.660 And it's not like you have to even look hard.

00:04:30.420 It's not like we found the CEO and we're like, oh, like he's been to a drag show.

00:04:34.280 Exactly.

00:04:34.960 Or he lives in this neighborhood that's really gay or whatever.

00:04:37.480 Or maybe he's secretly gay himself.

00:04:39.000 It's like he's doing the drag queen shit.

00:04:41.480 He's there.

00:04:42.420 So bad.

00:04:43.160 So clearly he's on the wrong side.

00:04:46.080 Yeah.

00:04:46.320 United is going down.

00:04:48.700 And when an airline goes down, people die.

00:04:52.380 Yeah.

00:04:52.680 Literally.

00:04:53.180 Bye, United.

00:04:54.180 Thank you for trying.

00:04:55.220 And then, yeah.

00:04:55.920 Also, United posted the other day, well, a couple weeks ago, their DEI team.

00:05:02.140 Yeah.

00:05:02.440 Basically, the chief diversity, equity, and inclusion officer, Jessica, and her team share

00:05:06.420 some of their favorite holidays traditions.

00:05:08.420 So what?

00:05:09.140 Shitting on Christianity, hiring more black people, not letting white people in the DEI group?

00:05:13.280 Yeah.

00:05:13.520 That's about right.

00:05:14.320 Ballpark?

00:05:14.640 This is the diversity group.

00:05:15.900 Everyone is black.

00:05:16.740 And then, yeah.

00:05:18.680 What are your favorite Christmas traditions?

00:05:21.340 Kwanzaa is just as important of a holiday.

00:05:24.560 Oh, okay.

00:05:25.600 Thanks.

00:05:26.640 Yeah.

00:05:26.800 So, yeah.

00:05:27.240 It's like an airline, too.

00:05:28.300 An airline has flights, and their entire pricing is made for getting the most out of Christmas

00:05:33.820 travelers.

00:05:34.700 And then the DEI team is probably like, what about Kwanzaa, too?

00:05:37.300 We need surcharges for Kwanzaa.

00:05:39.080 Gets them no money.

00:05:40.040 Doesn't help at all.

00:05:40.940 And that's their job.

00:05:42.240 And that's what I'm saying is that's their job.

00:05:44.360 It's like never in the history of the world has there been something that's so far from

00:05:50.560 the bottom line be like so emphasized.

00:05:53.740 You know?

00:05:54.040 It's like DEI doesn't help the bottom line at all.

00:05:56.620 We need customers to pay X amount per ticket, and our flights to run smoothly, and our operations

00:06:01.320 to be smooth.

00:06:02.420 And, oh, what's this team over here?

00:06:03.700 What do they want?

00:06:05.060 Yeah.

00:06:05.280 Just like more diversity, more minorities.

00:06:08.260 There's no help to the actual company.

00:06:11.060 There's no efficiency.

00:06:13.020 There's no streamlining.

00:06:14.360 There's no use this, and we can do less of that.

00:06:17.100 It's just purely making everyone's life and job harder and the cost more.

00:06:22.880 And they get all their full-time employees.

00:06:24.580 Oh, yeah.

00:06:24.900 And they probably have, like, high salaries.

00:06:26.800 Mm-hmm.

00:06:27.320 So no more Fly United.

00:06:30.220 I said that already.

00:06:31.440 Yeah.

00:06:31.900 Delta's compromised, too.

00:06:33.040 We talked about them last week, so I don't even know who's left.

00:06:35.920 Yeah.

00:06:36.240 Or we're scraping the bottom of the barrel and, like, just please, Southwest, don't do

00:06:40.460 anything crazy.

00:06:41.420 Please.

00:06:42.060 Just hopefully there's no video of the CEO of Southwest sucking anybody.

00:06:47.180 Sucking anybody.

00:06:47.840 Please.

00:06:48.660 So, yeah, this CEO trying to make everyone trans.

00:06:51.640 Speaking of trans, see how easy that transition was?

00:06:55.900 Come on.

00:06:56.740 We know where we're speaking of.

00:06:58.140 We know where we're headed.

00:06:58.840 Speaking of trans, it turns out that hormone blockers aren't reversible.

00:07:04.600 Yeah.

00:07:04.880 Top trans pediatric doctors admit in Unearthed Video that puberty blockers aren't as reversible

00:07:09.900 as advertised.

00:07:11.620 Yeah.

00:07:12.060 Good thing it wasn't experimented on the literally most vulnerable population in the entire world.

00:07:18.140 Yeah.

00:07:19.260 And if you had a gut feeling that it wasn't reversible and it was doing serious damage to

00:07:24.320 your kids, congratulations.

00:07:25.340 You've been proven right again.

00:07:26.320 So, yeah, I feel like we got that obviously right very early, but everyone said, oh, these

00:07:31.120 kids are going to unalive themselves.

00:07:33.120 You know, that's how they talk.

00:07:34.040 Of course.

00:07:34.420 They're going to unalive themselves.

00:07:35.560 You're going to have blood on your hands.

00:07:37.240 We have to listen to them.

00:07:38.380 Okay.

00:07:38.660 Well, what's going to happen when the kid grows out of it and is now like 15 and is

00:07:43.860 like, yo, I thought I was a girl.

00:07:45.240 Now, when I was five, now I'm a boy and I'm not developing properly.

00:07:49.280 That's who's going to unalive themselves.

00:07:51.340 Pretty much.

00:07:52.060 Way worse.

00:07:52.620 Pretty much.

00:07:53.500 Unfortunately.

00:07:53.860 All right.

00:07:55.460 Let's move on to something a little more lighthearted.

00:07:57.640 We don't want to get the show.

00:07:58.780 Yeah.

00:07:59.080 Yeah.

00:07:59.240 Yeah.

00:07:59.420 You know, let's not get too down and too depressed this fast.

00:08:02.220 Vivek Ramaswamy.

00:08:03.700 Yeah.

00:08:04.160 Did I say that right?

00:08:05.940 There is an extra A in there.

00:08:07.720 I just say Ram Swamy.

00:08:09.600 I just say Ram Swamy like a Southern guy.

00:08:12.780 You know, oh, that Ram Swamy.

00:08:14.320 We'll see what he's up to.

00:08:15.720 Was it Vin Ram Swamy?

00:08:17.500 Yeah.

00:08:18.580 Victor.

00:08:19.260 Vic.

00:08:19.920 Yeah.

00:08:20.240 Vic Ram Swamy.

00:08:22.040 So they had a joke made about him on the Babylon Bee.

00:08:25.380 Trump promises Vivek an administration position running the White House 7-Eleven.

00:08:29.760 Mm-hmm.

00:08:30.340 Funny.

00:08:30.980 Standard.

00:08:31.780 Indian guy.

00:08:32.900 And then some of the news sites, Babylon Bee under fire for Vivek Ram Swamy tweet.

00:08:37.480 And people are getting offended.

00:08:39.000 But, you know, you're allowed to make fun of Indian people.

00:08:41.800 You're very much allowed.

00:08:42.860 It's not like he's Jewish.

00:08:44.500 That's so true.

00:08:45.540 Because then it would be step one to calling for a Holocaust or trying to kill him or allowing

00:08:51.660 others who are extreme to feel comfortable and be heard.

00:08:54.580 And then a Holocaust comes.

00:08:55.840 Yeah.

00:08:56.060 You know how we always joke about the slippery slope?

00:08:58.400 Yeah.

00:08:58.680 I think the Jewish slippery slope is the slipperiest of them all as advertised.

00:09:02.780 It's a cliff.

00:09:03.240 Yeah.

00:09:03.440 Oh, yeah.

00:09:03.840 It goes right to.

00:09:04.660 You take one step and then you're trying to Holocaust me.

00:09:07.800 Exactly.

00:09:08.180 Um, and then Sager had some stuff.

00:09:10.760 He said, people always cry racism at 7-Eleven jokes for Indians, but like with Apu, the joke

00:09:16.120 is on you.

00:09:16.680 The median 7-Eleven owner is pulling in 120K a year.

00:09:19.660 Many of these dudes have been saving relentlessly and rolling up stores for so long their net

00:09:23.240 worth is in the millions after coming here with nothing.

00:09:25.880 And then here, yeah, here's the graph of everyone's income.

00:09:29.040 Indian people make the most.

00:09:30.480 Yep.

00:09:31.080 So good for them.

00:09:32.160 Exactly.

00:09:32.780 And then you can make fun of them.

00:09:33.780 You can make fun of everybody.

00:09:34.740 Yeah.

00:09:34.960 You're actually punching up if you're making fun of a 7-Eleven owner.

00:09:37.840 So have fun.

00:09:38.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:39.480 They're doing better than us.

00:09:42.100 We are addicted to fentanyl.

00:09:44.080 Yeah.

00:09:44.420 All right.

00:09:44.720 Let's move on.

00:09:45.600 We have a little bit of an immigration section.

00:09:47.240 Yeah.

00:09:47.820 Every week, every episode, there's a new development immigration wise.

00:09:51.580 It kind of feels like we're reaching sort of a boiling point where awareness and both,

00:09:56.400 uh, you know, the flow of people is at the high.

00:09:59.280 We kept saying that before, like we're at the peak.

00:10:01.440 People are pissed.

00:10:02.700 Biden administration is like being tossed aside and Texas is kind of taking control of some

00:10:06.680 of their own stuff, excluding the feds from, uh, Eagle Pass.

00:10:09.840 So what do you want to start with?

00:10:11.260 Let's start.

00:10:12.060 Well, you can start us off.

00:10:13.900 All right.

00:10:14.460 Um, basically, well, I have a couple of stories here that are, it's going to get you a little

00:10:19.880 down and a little depressed to be honest.

00:10:21.820 But, um, this story just came up.

00:10:24.420 Bill Malugan posted this earlier today about an illegal immigrant from Haiti charged with

00:10:28.300 a development, a developmentally disabled person in Boston, right?

00:10:33.360 So an illegal immigrant, a development, a person with mental problems and they got him

00:10:39.400 in custody.

00:10:39.980 Yeah.

00:10:40.340 So they, what is he in jail for 50 years?

00:10:42.380 That's what you would think, right?

00:10:43.760 You get deported and put in jail somewhere else.

00:10:45.600 You would think so, right?

00:10:46.640 Yeah.

00:10:47.000 But what does America do?

00:10:48.440 Uh, he was released from jail into the community after the sanctuary jurisdiction in Dorchester

00:10:53.840 refused to honor ICE's detainer request.

00:10:56.380 Cause you know, you can't listen to ICE because ICE wants to what?

00:10:59.860 Separate families and there's this whole narrative, but it's a literal rapist.

00:11:04.180 Yeah.

00:11:04.340 ICE is bad.

00:11:05.200 We don't want to listen to them cause they want to deport everybody.

00:11:07.420 It's like better let the rapist down on the street.

00:11:09.580 Yeah.

00:11:10.100 Get out of here, pal, before ICE gets here.

00:11:12.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:13.080 So, um.

00:11:14.300 He's from Haiti.

00:11:15.040 So who knows?

00:11:16.180 Haiti?

00:11:16.740 You got to get on a boat to come here from Haiti, right?

00:11:18.820 Who knows how we even got here.

00:11:19.860 Um, ICE, ICE made a statement disturbingly and despite our, uh, filing an immigration

00:11:24.420 detainer, this individual was released back into the community by the criminal court.

00:11:28.900 Um, and now ICE had to re-arrest him and is keeping him in custody until his rape charges

00:11:35.600 are adjudicated and then ICE will deport him, right?

00:11:38.460 So, thankfully, that's been solved.

00:11:41.240 Eventually got scooped back up.

00:11:42.360 Exactly.

00:11:43.000 But they let him go first.

00:11:44.160 Of course.

00:11:44.460 And so that's going to be the common theme here on a couple of these stories is we had

00:11:49.300 them in our grasp and something bad happened after, right?

00:11:53.260 So another piece of news from the, uh, illegal immigrant situation is the family of Kayla

00:11:58.880 Hamilton, a 20 year old who was brutally murdered by an illegal alien in 2022 is filing a $100 million

00:12:04.340 lawsuit against the Biden government asserting that their immigration enforcement policies

00:12:08.880 are partially responsible for the murder.

00:12:12.460 Partially?

00:12:13.140 Yeah.

00:12:13.500 Uh, pretty heavily.

00:12:14.900 If you ask me.

00:12:15.900 99% of it.

00:12:17.340 Yeah.

00:12:17.720 Um, and so Hamilton was another rape, uh, and strangled with a phone cord by the illegal

00:12:24.060 alien who had unlawfully entered the United States in March, 2022.

00:12:27.080 Here's where it gets by some Biden culpability, right?

00:12:31.440 The alien who had an MS-13 tattoo.

00:12:34.540 Is that an indicator of anything?

00:12:36.460 Should anybody be paying attention to that at the Southern border?

00:12:39.000 Come on in.

00:12:39.640 Yeah.

00:12:39.940 I don't see anything on your face.

00:12:42.280 The alien who had an MS-13 tattoo was later confirmed to be affiliated with the International

00:12:46.120 Criminal Group.

00:12:47.320 He was apprehended, but deemed an unaccompanied child and released into the population with

00:12:54.040 a court date.

00:12:54.800 And all the MS-13 tattoos, you know what those tattoos look like?

00:12:57.580 It's not just like a secret little tattoo.

00:12:59.920 Yeah.

00:13:00.420 It's usually all over your face and skull and neck.

00:13:03.760 Uh, so that's what they let out.

00:13:05.360 Exactly.

00:13:05.800 And you, you'd think like the border patrol or anybody would be experts at who's an MS-13

00:13:12.240 gang member and what, what an unaccompanied child looks like.

00:13:15.060 Right?

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00:13:31.600 That, that, yeah, that guy with the devil tattoo on his head.

00:13:36.320 Yeah.

00:13:36.500 That guy who looks like a devil who's got everything.

00:13:38.320 Yeah.

00:13:38.500 He's, he looks 17 and a half.

00:13:40.760 It's like 17 and a half and they put him in the child category.

00:13:43.480 Yeah.

00:13:43.760 So, so infuriating, had him in our grasp, got out, raped and murdered a woman, an innocent

00:13:49.980 American.

00:13:50.360 Right?

00:13:51.200 All right.

00:13:51.760 Last one, just to tie this all in.

00:13:53.300 Man charged in Broomfield crash that killed in Colorado.

00:13:56.400 That killed two was sentenced for prior DUI days before.

00:13:59.760 He had been deported four times.

00:14:03.360 Jose Menivar, who also goes by Jose Guadalupe Menivar Alas.

00:14:08.200 They always, they love aliases.

00:14:10.040 Yeah.

00:14:10.260 When you get deported four times, you start developing aliases.

00:14:12.780 You add a name.

00:14:13.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:15.220 It's pretty easy.

00:14:16.160 And then they probably laugh at how stupid our border patrol is.

00:14:18.820 Oh, you just add a name.

00:14:20.340 They don't ask for ID.

00:14:22.500 He had also been deported from the US four times before the crash, an immigration and customs

00:14:27.280 enforcement spokesperson said.

00:14:28.680 So, all these little like ICE kind of antagonist laws because they didn't want to report illegal

00:14:36.180 immigrants to ICE because, oh, nobody's illegal and we're a sanctuary city.

00:14:40.780 So, we don't deport and we, we don't, you know, work with ICE.

00:14:44.540 It's getting people literally killed and the Biden administration is facing a lawsuit and

00:14:50.660 there should be a ton more of these because who else is responsible, you know?

00:14:55.620 Yeah.

00:14:56.020 The criminal perpetrator themselves and then Joe Biden and the border patrol.

00:14:59.420 And then how you handle the criminal perpetrator.

00:15:01.160 Exactly.

00:15:01.940 So.

00:15:02.260 And then, oh, ICE are the bad guys, not the literal gangbanger.

00:15:05.840 And then.

00:15:06.040 The MS-13 guy.

00:15:07.280 And then again, like we've talked about where we say we're letting all these people in with

00:15:11.080 court dates, our courts are packed, we're hiring new judges, et cetera, all for if Trump

00:15:16.600 gets reelected to deport them.

00:15:18.840 It's like we're paying on the way in, then we have to pay to deport them.

00:15:22.680 And it's the same thing where, oh, this victim's family is suing the Biden administration.

00:15:29.100 And who's the Biden administration?

00:15:30.620 It's just taxpayers' money.

00:15:32.780 So their incompetence leads to a suit that gets paid off eventually through taxpayers'

00:15:38.240 money.

00:15:38.540 It's just one big circular thing.

00:15:40.060 It'll make you get down and depressed a little bit.

00:15:42.560 And then to, you know, play devil's advocate, which is literally impossible to do here.

00:15:47.120 Which is the actual devil in this case.

00:15:50.300 It would be like, well, what's the upside of all this?

00:15:53.080 And it's like 30 million people from third world countries are living here under the radar.

00:15:58.660 I don't know.

00:15:59.380 Yeah, there's no positive upside.

00:16:01.540 Street tacos.

00:16:02.540 Yeah, the upside would be classrooms are like, in some cases, majority illegal immigrant kids

00:16:08.280 that don't speak English.

00:16:09.820 And the Native American born kids who speak English are now in a class full of kids that

00:16:14.500 speak Spanish and are basically like from a different world.

00:16:17.380 Yeah.

00:16:17.740 There's that.

00:16:18.660 Little Mexico.

00:16:19.680 You know, pros and cons.

00:16:21.640 And then in Naperville, it's not a, I don't think it's a bit.

00:16:25.100 I think this is serious.

00:16:26.180 This is a Democrat, right?

00:16:27.160 No, it's not a bit.

00:16:28.660 Yeah, this was Naperville City Councilman Josh McBroom.

00:16:31.640 I'm not sure if he's a Democrat or Republican, but he's not a suburban helpline for the third

00:16:38.120 world, as far as I can tell.

00:16:40.600 So he was facing some residents emailing and suggesting that Naperville should do more to

00:16:45.000 help the migrants, which the mayor of Chicago, Brandon Johnson, also requested.

00:16:49.320 He wanted the suburbs to do more.

00:16:51.100 And everyone else is like, well, we're not sanctuary townships or cities or anything.

00:16:55.960 That's you.

00:16:56.920 That was your job, right?

00:16:58.220 So how do you help with all these unvetted people here illegally who are doing crimes,

00:17:02.880 rapes, murders, and literally an MS-13?

00:17:05.160 You invite them into your house and let them live in that room.

00:17:08.960 Let's find out who's willing to help.

00:17:10.540 You know, so, you know, we do hear from constituents on both sides of this.

00:17:14.440 What are we going to do to preemptively stop this?

00:17:16.860 And then we hear from people that tell us we should do more.

00:17:19.740 So, you know, we do have a very affluent community, a lot of big homes.

00:17:25.360 And what I'd like to do is direct staff to create a sign-up sheet.

00:17:30.880 So, you know, for individuals that would be willing to house migrant families.

00:17:38.180 Can you imagine?

00:17:38.840 How long do you think the sign-up sheet is?

00:17:40.700 I mean, I think you're confused.

00:17:43.980 He's doing it as like a calling their bluff.

00:17:46.080 If you think city council.

00:17:46.760 So he's like on our side.

00:17:47.700 He's doing like, okay, everybody who petitioned to spend money and import the third world into

00:17:52.580 Naperville, literally one of the nicest suburbs of Chicago.

00:17:56.220 Go ahead.

00:17:56.980 Let's see your name and we'll ship them right to your house, buddy.

00:17:59.980 Let's get the sign-up sheet.

00:18:01.180 Yeah.

00:18:01.360 Well, there is some upside to all the illegals here.

00:18:03.580 There's a measles outbreak in Philly now.

00:18:05.640 Oh, so good.

00:18:06.560 Is measles like a disease from like hundreds of years ago?

00:18:10.100 It is.

00:18:10.940 It was like, it goes with like diphtheria, tuberculosis.

00:18:14.160 And like the Indians got measles?

00:18:15.980 No, that was smallpox.

00:18:17.440 Smallpox.

00:18:17.920 Okay.

00:18:19.060 But it was, yeah.

00:18:20.220 Measles was declared eliminated in the U.S. in the year 2000.

00:18:23.980 So it's like in the third world, it still exists.

00:18:27.300 In the first world, it's basically eradicated.

00:18:29.740 But when you import the third world, you get some third world shit.

00:18:32.540 Yeah.

00:18:32.840 So measles is here.

00:18:33.940 There was an outbreak in Philly.

00:18:35.160 That's a lot to look forward to.

00:18:36.760 And I'm sure it's getting spread to all other cities around the country because people come

00:18:42.040 with it and they don't get vetted and they don't even have IDs.

00:18:44.900 They just go, here you go.

00:18:45.780 You're going to Illinois.

00:18:48.340 Yeah.

00:18:49.020 It's a big wheel.

00:18:50.360 They spin a wheel.

00:18:51.280 It would actually be better if they did.

00:18:52.560 You're going to Delaware.

00:18:53.800 Yeah.

00:18:54.300 Oh, what's in Delaware?

00:18:55.400 So, yeah.

00:18:57.840 Trump had a video the other day from a speech he gave talking about his deportation plan.

00:19:02.560 And we're going to have to deport.

00:19:20.440 We're going to have to have a deportation level that we haven't seen in this country for a

00:19:25.700 long time since Dwight Eisenhower, actually.

00:19:28.700 That's what you like to hear.

00:19:29.880 That's the dream.

00:19:30.860 That's the dream.

00:19:31.880 Speaking of measles and not getting measles and being healthy, as bonus landers know, I'm

00:19:37.940 on a little bit of a journey to improve my health.

00:19:41.000 And I took it a little too far this week.

00:19:43.780 Yeah.

00:19:44.460 I ordered, well, it's important to not wear polyester is what I learned.

00:19:50.600 So, I ordered EMF blocking cotton pants and they look like this.

00:19:56.520 This is me in them.

00:19:57.940 So, I took it a little too far.

00:20:00.220 I got to tone it back.

00:20:02.100 I can't be wearing that, but you do got to block the EMFs.

00:20:06.940 Otherwise, it scrambles your insides.

00:20:09.720 Sure.

00:20:11.000 All right.

00:20:12.540 Moving on.

00:20:13.220 Speaking of health as well, Disease X, which we talked about on the show on Tuesday.

00:20:19.080 Yeah.

00:20:19.460 The WEF talking about Disease X, the next pandemic that's coming.

00:20:23.140 Good news.

00:20:23.800 It sounds like it's on its way sooner than we thought.

00:20:26.780 Chinese scientists create a mutant coronavirus strain that attacks the brain and has 100% kill

00:20:32.540 rate in mice as they admit there's a risk it spills over to humans.

00:20:37.620 Could you guys just please not do that?

00:20:39.720 Did you learn?

00:20:40.760 No lessons at all?

00:20:41.920 Could we please stop trying to make the worst virus ever?

00:20:45.520 Yeah.

00:20:45.980 So, that's exciting.

00:20:47.440 I don't even know what to do with this information.

00:20:49.280 Bomb China?

00:20:50.340 Do we bomb that area?

00:20:52.060 Like, what happens next?

00:20:53.160 Well, we can take out the labs because then we'd be probably taking out our own CIA assets.

00:20:59.740 Oh.

00:21:00.220 You don't want to bomb your own Americans.

00:21:01.640 That's true.

00:21:02.380 That's true.

00:21:03.320 But there was a WEF meeting this week and they were talking about the disease and stuff.

00:21:10.260 But this is how they opened the meeting with a, I don't know, a satanic ritual.

00:21:13.660 Yeah, the native satanic ritual.

00:21:15.820 I don't know.

00:21:16.320 Mm-hmm.

00:21:16.700 And we can skip to the action in the middle.

00:21:31.540 Because now she goes to every person.

00:21:41.380 The guy, like, leans forward and waits for his turn.

00:21:44.620 I think you can do it, like, the same way you do it if you're not accepting communion in church.

00:21:49.580 And you kind of just, like, not, no.

00:21:52.140 You cross your arms and, like, don't receive whatever that is.

00:21:55.980 So, it looks like they're going to do another airborne illness based on the, in everyone's face.

00:22:02.380 Maybe.

00:22:02.980 Sounds like this lady just opened the portal, potentially.

00:22:05.960 Yeah.

00:22:06.560 Yeah.

00:22:07.000 So, that's exciting.

00:22:09.340 But let's get back to American politics.

00:22:11.320 Okay.

00:22:11.800 Sure.

00:22:12.060 And as you guys know, on the show, we talk about henchman maxing and how important that is.

00:22:17.820 Why is it important to henchman max?

00:22:21.080 Because it's vendetta season.

00:22:23.160 Oh.

00:22:23.740 That's important.

00:22:24.800 Smart.

00:22:24.860 And with vendetta season comes maintaining grudges and never forgetting who crossed you.

00:22:30.600 Okay.

00:22:31.160 Fair.

00:22:31.480 That's very important.

00:22:32.680 Okay.

00:22:32.980 Or who crossed us.

00:22:34.320 Okay.

00:22:34.780 You know?

00:22:35.380 It's us.

00:22:36.840 So, we have a Ron DeSantis meme I'd like you to read.

00:22:40.040 Which one?

00:22:40.780 And, oh, I'm Ron DeSantis.

00:22:42.260 Oh, I'm fucking gay.

00:22:45.780 That's good.

00:22:46.640 That's good.

00:22:47.220 So, obviously, Iowa played out like we knew it would.

00:22:50.420 Vivek stepped down.

00:22:52.160 Right thing to do.

00:22:53.120 Yeah.

00:22:53.460 He got popular.

00:22:55.200 People like him.

00:22:55.940 And he's going to save it for later.

00:22:57.360 And he's going to be a Trump cabinet person.

00:22:59.240 That's great.

00:23:00.540 Ron DeSantis is still in it.

00:23:02.760 He's still fighting.

00:23:03.580 Still fighting, which is weird.

00:23:05.040 And then Cernovich had an interesting tweet about it, which sums up how I feel about it, too.

00:23:09.020 Other than sabotage, no reason for DeSantis to remain in.

00:23:12.140 This looks sketchy as fuck.

00:23:13.740 It looks really sketchy.

00:23:14.860 It looks like he's waiting for something bad to happen.

00:23:18.060 Yeah.

00:23:18.320 Like a vulture.

00:23:19.460 And then he's going to go, well, I guess I'm the next one up.

00:23:23.600 Yeah.

00:23:23.840 So that's not good.

00:23:25.540 We're seeing a lot of the DeSantis homosexual influencer class.

00:23:30.620 They're either quietly crawling back and kind of laying low or they're doubling down.

00:23:36.460 Becoming a never Trumper type person, even though like, you know what?

00:23:40.200 Joe Biden's the other guy and all that.

00:23:42.040 Yep.

00:23:42.520 Jenna Ellis is one who's doubling down and she's actually moving on to RFK.

00:23:47.320 She said Trump can't beat Biden.

00:23:49.200 Robert Kennedy Jr. may be able to beat both.

00:23:51.920 So you didn't think Trump could do it, which is wrong.

00:23:58.320 You thought DeSantis could do it, which is wrong.

00:24:01.740 And now you're saying RFK is the guy?

00:24:04.740 Yeah.

00:24:05.240 Sounds like you just botched your political career for I don't know why.

00:24:09.120 I can't really trust you ever again in any sort of way.

00:24:12.460 So good luck.

00:24:13.760 And if I inversed that, that's like a three-leg parlay.

00:24:16.340 That would have paid out like 10 to 1.

00:24:18.100 Yeah.

00:24:18.380 Oh, maybe a lot.

00:24:19.860 So, I mean.

00:24:20.500 So you didn't have any – you didn't get one thing right.

00:24:23.540 Pretty much.

00:24:24.060 And it wasn't hard.

00:24:25.040 It wasn't difficult to figure out who's who and what the people like and how the tea leaves are displayed.

00:24:30.840 You kind of just botched it.

00:24:33.180 Yeah.

00:24:33.400 People go – like it's hard for me to look at somebody who saw data that said like, hmm, 70 percent of public Republicans do not believe the Biden election was legitimate.

00:24:44.140 And then going, hmm, I'm going to go vote and endorse for Ron DeSantis.

00:24:49.920 It's like, no, there's something owed there.

00:24:51.820 There's like a stolen thing and it was owed to Donald Trump.

00:24:55.740 You know what I mean?

00:24:56.320 So it's like –

00:24:56.700 Yeah.

00:24:56.880 You can't have 70 percent of Republicans hold that belief and then say, time for someone new, you know?

00:25:01.620 Yeah.

00:25:02.020 That's a good point.

00:25:02.880 And they have like this thing like they think they're smarter than everybody and that they're going to get ahead of the next trend fast.

00:25:10.100 They're going to dump this shit coin and get a new shit coin, you know?

00:25:13.140 It's like an analyst consultant type class, you know, that's like, oh, no, I'm going to front run this.

00:25:18.560 Twitter, my echo chamber that I'm in, that's better than Trump being a good president for four years and then like having a good showing against Biden even though it was stolen at the 3 a.m. Georgia.

00:25:30.160 Oh, that MAGA trend?

00:25:31.600 That was just a fad.

00:25:32.620 That was like – that was just a couple years, guys.

00:25:34.740 Trump's done.

00:25:35.540 That MAGA stuff's done.

00:25:36.820 I think – or RFK is going to do it.

00:25:40.260 RFK, we're going to talk with the voice.

00:25:41.800 Yeah.

00:25:42.000 Yeah, what are you talking about?

00:25:43.660 Yeah, RFK is going to do it.

00:25:46.320 No offense.

00:25:47.280 Like, no offense.

00:25:48.160 But like – and especially when it comes to those couple of guys, right?

00:25:51.320 Like RFK doing that and like –

00:25:54.160 You're good at it.

00:25:54.940 I don't know how to do it.

00:25:55.760 I believe – I like a couple of things RFK says, but, you know, I don't trust him at all, right?

00:26:02.400 And he's not even right wing.

00:26:03.420 And then Ron DeSantis too.

00:26:04.760 I truly believe Ron DeSantis is one of the best governors.

00:26:07.360 He had the most name recognition.

00:26:08.680 He was crushing it during COVID.

00:26:10.560 He did great.

00:26:12.020 I'm not one of those guys who likes Trump and pretends DeSantis didn't do great during COVID, right?

00:26:16.620 Of course.

00:26:16.920 Of course.

00:26:17.980 He just really read it wrong.

00:26:19.920 He read it wrong.

00:26:20.780 He went against Trump.

00:26:21.840 And then like he also didn't have the swag.

00:26:24.360 And then the Republicans who endorsed DeSantis are like, oh, yeah, Ron's the best.

00:26:29.880 He's the greatest.

00:26:30.640 And I'm like, I don't know.

00:26:31.840 He didn't have much appeal.

00:26:33.300 Like they think – they have this thought process that Trump attacked Ron and then people were like robots turning on Ron.

00:26:40.500 It's like that's not what happened.

00:26:41.720 Everybody saw Ron kind of come in a little too early and go, huh, that's weird.

00:26:45.060 I thought they were allies.

00:26:46.000 And then he just didn't have that fucking swag, that X factor that was going to push him above.

00:26:51.020 So I don't know.

00:26:52.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:54.020 We lost Kayleigh McEnany too.

00:26:56.660 Really?

00:26:57.320 Yeah, we lost her.

00:26:58.560 She had a tweet where she said, Nikki Haley just congratulated Trump, her opponent, on his win.

00:27:03.600 Interesting.

00:27:04.520 She has made it clear that she is not running for second but is still clearly a strong contender for vice president.

00:27:09.720 Politics is a game of addition and Nikki adds a different voting block to the Trump space.

00:27:13.880 What are you talking about?

00:27:16.700 So it's like she had to basically turn on Trump.

00:27:18.960 She was DeSantis person, I think, to keep her Fox job.

00:27:22.240 Fox is done with Trump after Tucker especially.

00:27:24.920 And Fox is on a bad path too.

00:27:26.360 Fox is on a done path.

00:27:27.800 It's already over.

00:27:28.500 They came and bounced back.

00:27:29.560 Post-Tucker, yeah.

00:27:30.780 So now she's like thinking she's smart and you think you're going to be ahead of the trend and say Trump should pick Nikki Haley as the VP?

00:27:40.260 What are you talking about?

00:27:41.240 So to neutralize that, my pick for VP is Steve Bannon.

00:27:48.720 I like Steve but that's crazy.

00:27:51.400 I know it's crazy.

00:27:52.800 But imagine this.

00:27:54.800 Nikki Haley, the bird – you know she has the brain of a bird?

00:27:57.720 Yeah, bird brain they call her, yeah.

00:27:58.940 They call her bird brain.

00:27:59.660 That's where it comes from.

00:28:00.680 The bird of a brain is in her head.

00:28:03.200 Nikki Haley would be a heartbeat away from president.

00:28:06.700 Of course.

00:28:07.200 And bad people can take advantage of that situation and put their Nikki Haley in there.

00:28:12.960 You want to play chess with the VP pick?

00:28:15.340 You put Steve Bannon in there.

00:28:16.920 They're going to be making sure Trump is safe.

00:28:19.860 They're not going to do anything to Trump because then Bannon is the president.

00:28:22.940 And then what?

00:28:24.640 Steve Cortez, another guy, he's crawling back.

00:28:27.080 But he did it right.

00:28:28.020 Ex-DeSantis, Spock, Steve Cortez.

00:28:30.140 I was wrong.

00:28:30.860 It's time to unite behind Trump and save America.

00:28:33.220 At least he's being honest.

00:28:34.280 I was wrong.

00:28:35.260 It's time to unite and save America.

00:28:37.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:39.020 That's the script.

00:28:40.200 And then you wait like a month and everyone kind of forgets.

00:28:42.780 And then you just kind of like creep back in and you still have a career.

00:28:45.780 Not Dave Rubin though.

00:28:47.520 Dave Rubin thinks RFK can do it too.

00:28:49.840 He's another RFK guy.

00:28:51.420 And it's like instead of seeing what's going on, making the right call, fine, you made the wrong call.

00:28:56.940 Instead of correcting that, he's doubling down and he hopes Trump loses.

00:29:00.320 So he can say, told you guys, told you Trump can't win a primary or told you Trump can't win a general election against Joe Biden.

00:29:06.660 Told you guys, he wants it to go south to protect his own ego and pride.

00:29:12.180 Very sick.

00:29:12.740 Because he made a bad call.

00:29:14.280 And I don't know.

00:29:15.100 Is it because he's a homosexual?

00:29:16.500 Is it because him and his buddy acquired a baby or twins rather?

00:29:20.580 I don't know.

00:29:21.280 I don't know what causes something like that.

00:29:23.000 That's what we're trying to figure out.

00:29:24.400 I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

00:29:25.500 We have a whiteboard.

00:29:26.580 Dave Rubin, gay guy.

00:29:28.140 Question mark.

00:29:28.760 Why?

00:29:29.120 Why?

00:29:31.160 We're plotting.

00:29:32.080 We're schizophrenics on this.

00:29:33.400 And we're connecting dots and it's not even that hard to extrapolate.

00:29:36.380 Pete Buttigieg, he's circled and then attached because he also acquired a baby with his buddy.

00:29:41.200 And if politics wasn't so divisive, maybe Dave Rubin would ask Pete Buttigieg on a date.

00:29:46.940 Exactly.

00:29:47.560 I don't know.

00:29:48.180 Probably.

00:29:48.520 And then a lot of the influencers, the DeSantis influencers are saying Trump only had good numbers because they called it so early for him and that was voter suppression.

00:29:59.720 Do you think everyone who went home and didn't vote because it was called early was going to vote for Ron DeSantis?

00:30:04.740 Yeah.

00:30:04.880 A thousand out of a thousand of those people who go, oh, man.

00:30:08.180 I guess it's done.

00:30:09.060 I waited late in the day to vote for Ron.

00:30:10.880 Those people voted no matter what.

00:30:12.600 If anything, Trump lost votes because they go, oh, Trump already won.

00:30:16.260 That's my guy.

00:30:17.360 We don't need to vote.

00:30:18.080 He already won.

00:30:18.560 And also in terms of like the future or where it's trending, Nikki Haley is in second place in New Hampshire.

00:30:25.340 It's not Ron.

00:30:26.700 Yeah.

00:30:26.860 So it makes it a little even weirder.

00:30:29.160 Yeah.

00:30:29.520 So I don't know.

00:30:30.840 We're going to go through fast.

00:30:31.980 Ian Miles Chong had a tweet about this too.

00:30:34.540 He was replying to Christina Pushaw and who was talking about getting smoked.

00:30:38.940 He said there is a certain level of sacrifice that is required to support DeSantis.

00:30:43.420 First, it gets you shut out of Mar-a-Lago and all the networking opportunities that provides.

00:30:47.940 Second, it hurts your social media clout because the zeitgeist is pro-Trump.

00:30:51.620 It's easier than ever for a pro-Trump influencer to make bank through a variety of means.

00:30:56.120 A DeSantis supporter doesn't get that kind of engagement.

00:30:58.900 I see the term grifter being thrown around a lot, used against people who support DeSantis.

00:31:03.680 I ask, how is that the case if they have everything to lose from it and nothing to gain personally?

00:31:07.860 Yeah.

00:31:08.460 It's not about being a grifter.

00:31:09.960 It's about being bad at politics and getting it completely wrong and making a bad judgment call and risking your whole career on it.

00:31:16.560 And you didn't.

00:31:18.140 Yeah.

00:31:18.400 You didn't do it right.

00:31:19.340 You were wrong.

00:31:20.080 It's not about being a grifter.

00:31:21.020 You're not trying to make money.

00:31:21.900 You're trying to be right and ahead of the curve.

00:31:24.100 And you had the whole landscape in front of you.

00:31:26.140 And you said, hmm, I think that Trump trend is over.

00:31:30.440 So everyone's crawling back.

00:31:32.020 Some people are laying low like the Butt Sexton types.

00:31:35.620 You know, Butt Sexton from that show, Clay and Butt.

00:31:37.640 Clay and Butt, yeah.

00:31:39.360 They're probably not saying anything.

00:31:41.700 And then in a month, they're going to be saying how good Trump's doing.

00:31:44.220 And Tommy Lahren, let's end it on this one.

00:31:46.320 Tommy Lahren, she's crawling back.

00:31:49.200 Look what she had to say before and after.

00:31:52.520 I am in the Ron DeSantis camp.

00:31:54.540 He is our best chance.

00:31:55.640 Donald Trump has won the Iowa caucus.

00:31:58.100 The Republican Party in 2024 still belongs to Donald Trump.

00:32:02.040 So it's time to unite.

00:32:03.260 It's time to strategize.

00:32:04.480 It's time to win.

00:32:05.440 Because failure is not an option.

00:32:07.640 Not again.

00:32:09.060 Yeah.

00:32:09.620 Well, I like that.

00:32:11.220 You kind of just sociopath it and pretend, you know, I mean, what video?

00:32:15.660 What are you talking about?

00:32:16.340 No, I like that.

00:32:17.040 I mean, that's it.

00:32:17.700 That's kind of like the Steve Cortez reaction where it's like, okay, I was wrong.

00:32:21.080 Move on.

00:32:21.940 Support Trump, right?

00:32:22.860 Yep, exactly.

00:32:23.820 I like that.

00:32:24.640 That's better than Ian Miles Chong, some guy in Malaysia, fucking around about being a DeSantis influencer

00:32:30.520 and talking about Mar-a-Lago.

00:32:32.240 It's like, brother, have you ever been to America?

00:32:34.280 Yeah, or Dave Rubin spreading his ass.

00:32:37.300 Doing disgusting shit at the dog park.

00:32:39.480 Let's search Dave Rubin's dog park.

00:32:41.980 Let's just hang out in that parking lot for a while.

00:32:44.240 Let's see what he does there.

00:32:45.280 Let's just see.

00:32:46.100 We have an update from Barron.

00:32:48.340 He gets taller every time we talk about him.

00:32:51.160 Barron's like 6'10".

00:32:52.560 It was Trump and the boys were all going to Melania's mother's funeral, I believe.

00:32:59.220 And Barron is looking like Julius Caesar.

00:33:02.580 Yeah, it says, many Roman coins with his profile adorning the gold.

00:33:05.440 Much to think about.

00:33:06.520 Yeah.

00:33:07.400 He's basically Augustus.

00:33:08.460 He's basically Caesar.

00:33:09.520 I don't know.

00:33:10.120 I feel good about our immigration.

00:33:11.740 Trump deports him.

00:33:12.660 Barron comes in.

00:33:13.320 He gets a little age.

00:33:14.320 He ages.

00:33:15.100 He becomes, he gets to seven feet even.

00:33:17.440 Yeah.

00:33:17.960 And I think there's a future there.

00:33:19.280 I don't know.

00:33:19.740 Once Barron gets to seven feet.

00:33:22.100 He's pretty much unstoppable.

00:33:23.340 He's in charge.

00:33:24.360 Exactly.

00:33:24.880 Trump hands it off to him.

00:33:26.080 Yeah.

00:33:26.440 All right.

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00:33:39.520 We like to open it.

00:33:40.540 We like the boxes.

00:33:41.240 What does everyone do with their boxes?

00:33:42.960 We have a problem.

00:33:44.260 We had a room of just boxes for a while.

00:33:46.940 And it kept going up.

00:33:48.280 And then that didn't work.

00:33:49.680 You know what I've seen people do?

00:33:50.980 They put all the boxes in their backyard.

00:33:53.040 And they spray it with water.

00:33:54.780 And then like they get it soaked.

00:33:56.420 And then they just crumple it.

00:33:57.840 That's smart.

00:33:58.620 Yeah.

00:33:58.940 Tell us what you guys do with your boxes.

00:34:02.380 Stacking them up in one room didn't work because the room got full.

00:34:05.180 And then also trying to throw boxes out weekly with the recycling.

00:34:10.540 And like little by little doesn't work.

00:34:12.540 Yeah.

00:34:12.900 The boxes coming in, way outnumber the boxes going out.

00:34:16.880 It's like Lucille Ball in the chocolate factory.

00:34:19.280 You get way behind and it's over.

00:34:21.500 And then you go, what do I do with the box room?

00:34:23.100 And you open it and it's just a whole room of boxes.

00:34:25.200 It's actually crazy.

00:34:26.220 All right.

00:34:27.600 We're on our last page of housekeeping, a pet section.

00:34:30.200 Okay.

00:34:30.560 I have a little bit of a pet update.

00:34:32.380 We have some pets that we've been keeping tabs on.

00:34:34.720 And we have a new pet.

00:34:35.720 First, let's go to the guy who is bored and insane.

00:34:40.300 The best part about being bored and insane and living alone is I have all these weird hobbies that no one's ever heard of.

00:34:45.140 I have this new one called lung crushing.

00:34:46.960 Basically, I just move my torso around until I can hear all the air moving in and out of my lungs by itself.

00:34:56.220 He got hobbies.

00:35:00.260 Yeah.

00:35:00.600 That's fun.

00:35:01.600 Yeah.

00:35:02.600 Lung crushing, it sounds like something, you know, oh, indigenous women on the steps in Utah used to do that.

00:35:09.220 So you're not even first.

00:35:10.960 Yeah.

00:35:11.200 Vice will have an article like lung crushing the history behind black women and how black women did it first.

00:35:17.380 They actually did that the other day with paramedics.

00:35:21.620 Yeah.

00:35:21.760 They said that black women invented paramedics because they had a group in 1967 that was like basically an unofficial paramedic group.

00:35:29.340 And then the medic Sisyphus had a tweet about it.

00:35:31.040 Can you give it a read?

00:35:31.980 Yeah.

00:35:32.260 Well, the woman originally said the concept of paramedics and ambulances didn't exist until black nurses and soldiers taught and trained their neighbors how to provide care because white police, who used to be the only first responders, refused to save lives.

00:35:45.840 And then medic Sisyphus says a black woman invented paramedics.

00:35:50.000 You might disagree.

00:35:51.120 You might even have some evidence to the contrary, but you have to ask yourself, is this really worth losing my job over?

00:35:56.580 A black woman invented paramedics.

00:35:59.140 There was something where like paramedics, there was like a known case of paramedics like in 14 something.

00:36:04.780 Yeah.

00:36:05.180 Or it was like some war where there was like people just designed to go get people out and help them.

00:36:09.620 I think black Americans have the like history span that only goes back until like the 40s or something in America.

00:36:17.260 They just picture like barking dogs and like protests and the civil rights movement.

00:36:21.120 That's kind of as far back as they go.

00:36:22.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:24.020 Sean Stevens.

00:36:25.700 He's the guy who sings Rectangular, this song right here.

00:36:28.740 You guys know Sean Stevens.

00:36:30.660 We talked about him on the show before.

00:36:31.740 I feel no hole.

00:36:35.520 I am rectangular.

00:36:37.500 That guy.

00:36:37.940 So I've been watching him a lot, right?

00:36:42.200 Yeah.

00:36:42.460 I keep tabs on him and he's a really good pet and he makes interesting music and he's not afraid to do things in public.

00:36:49.260 He'll talk on airplanes loud and sing or whatever.

00:36:52.060 He just got kidnapped in South Africa.

00:36:55.480 Let's watch this.

00:36:56.740 It turned dark.

00:36:58.700 On the way back to her place, we were stopped by police officers.

00:37:04.020 Turns out that those were not police officers.

00:37:06.100 They pulled us out of the car, pointed at us, hijacked the car with us in it, sent us, drove us out in the middle of nowhere near a cliff, threatened to kill us and throw us over the cliff.

00:37:23.620 They then took us out of the car, forced us into the back of a pickup truck where they held my children and I and my mother and then drove us around for about four hours trying, I presume, we presumed to go to ATM after ATM stealing as much money as they could.

00:37:47.820 All right.

00:37:48.540 So very bad situation.

00:37:50.320 That wasn't very rectangular of them.

00:37:52.320 Yeah, that was not rectangular at all.

00:37:54.200 And also it was not very rectangular of Sean because it took his kids into a sketchy sitch.

00:37:59.960 Yeah.

00:38:00.600 You probably shouldn't take a casual trip to South Africa.

00:38:03.820 Not at times like this as a white guy.

00:38:06.040 I'm avoiding South Africa personally, but, you know, I get it.

00:38:09.800 Especially with your kids.

00:38:10.900 But it makes you wonder, does us watching him so closely open up a portal or an alternative timeline where because we're watching him in, like, kind of an ironic, funny way, it could put him onto a negative timeline?

00:38:27.440 Do you think that him getting abducted has anything to do with us watching him and kind of laughing?

00:38:31.640 No, obviously not.

00:38:33.300 Yeah, obviously not.

00:38:34.320 Yeah, obviously not.

00:38:35.620 That would be a schizophrenic person's opinion.

00:38:37.860 Not everything's connected like that.

00:38:39.360 Nothing is even closely connected like that.

00:38:41.780 Not even close.

00:38:42.700 And I had nothing to do with him getting kidnapped.

00:38:44.940 Yep, exactly.

00:38:45.840 See?

00:38:46.420 Nothing crazy.

00:38:47.700 Let's go to the henchman maxing fight, the henchman fight.

00:38:50.780 Yeah, I thought we were going to show this in the normal episode, but.

00:38:53.000 So one of our favorite new henchmen is fighting, but.

00:38:58.440 He doesn't do too great.

00:39:02.220 Oh, stuck him.

00:39:05.500 Oh.

00:39:05.760 Oh.

00:39:05.820 Henchman card revoked, maybe?

00:39:12.460 No.

00:39:13.320 Yeah.

00:39:13.880 He's the boss henchman.

00:39:15.620 There's no revoking.

00:39:16.940 I know.

00:39:17.440 But just some henchman can fight better than others, I guess.

00:39:20.540 Hey, I mean, that's, you know what?

00:39:22.180 That's actually a pillar of henchmanity is becoming a victim, right?

00:39:28.020 Henchmen all the time in movies, the villain or the hero, they just get knocked out.

00:39:33.160 They get knocked out before the head villain gets knocked out, before boss.

00:39:37.260 Yeah, that's true.

00:39:38.160 That's true.

00:39:39.280 Yeah.

00:39:39.720 So I don't know.

00:39:40.440 Maybe being a henchman isn't that great.

00:39:43.480 It's not.

00:39:44.460 Yeah.

00:39:45.100 I don't want to be a henchman.

00:39:46.920 It was a bit the whole time.

00:39:47.980 You guys weren't taking advice from the henchman thing, were you?

00:39:50.480 It was like wearing costumes and stuff.

00:39:51.980 That's retarded.

00:39:53.300 All right.

00:39:53.620 We're going to go quick through our last guy.

00:39:55.520 This is Richard Rapboy's least favorite part of the show.

00:39:58.560 Well, we played this guy before, right?

00:40:01.120 We played a couple weeks ago, yeah.

00:40:02.200 Yeah, a couple times, right?

00:40:03.360 Yeah.

00:40:03.720 So we have this guy in Pittsburgh who thinks the best way to get rid of these lantern flies,

00:40:10.300 which are kind of like an invasive bug that seems to be all over the city,

00:40:13.300 is by stomping them out with your feet.

00:40:15.240 That's the most natural way.

00:40:16.560 So here we have what they offer the city, the bug spray.

00:40:22.140 It's a chemical bug spray.

00:40:23.900 And this is the problem.

00:40:24.960 He says, why use chemical bug spray when you have the best fly killers on your body?

00:40:29.660 Lantern fly killer, huh?

00:40:32.200 It's a chemical.

00:40:33.300 And guess what?

00:40:34.720 If you read the caution statement, it says it's extremely harmful to invertebrates and fish.

00:40:41.220 Well, you got the best lantern fly killers right here.

00:40:44.240 He's got the chemical things, but the best lantern fly killers are your feet.

00:40:50.260 Yeah.

00:40:50.860 And he now, you can play a couple videos.

00:40:53.840 You can play the next one.

00:40:54.820 Oh, I can?

00:40:55.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:56.660 I thought we were going to skip this.

00:40:57.800 Well, this is the different.

00:40:59.140 We'll play that at the end.

00:41:00.680 And here he is crushing some flies with his feet.

00:41:02.920 Look at this, how many of you there are.

00:41:07.060 Run for your lives.

00:41:14.200 Please.

00:41:18.900 And that's what he does.

00:41:20.140 Yeah.

00:41:20.520 That's what he's up to.

00:41:21.500 And then let's play the last clip of, yeah, that one right there.

00:41:24.040 This one, got to wear a shirt.

00:41:25.180 So this is one where he's stomping the flies around town, and then a cop comes because he's not wearing a shirt.

00:41:31.160 And wait for the reveal at the end.

00:41:34.040 GBG Place Plaza.

00:41:35.640 Hey, sir, how you doing?

00:41:36.600 All right.

00:41:37.060 Hey, if you're going to be on our property, you've got to wear a shirt, okay?

00:41:39.560 Okay, I didn't know that.

00:41:40.520 That's okay.

00:41:41.060 I'm letting you know.

00:41:41.800 All right?

00:41:42.360 Yep, no problem, sir.

00:41:43.140 All right, thank you.

00:41:45.460 Well, another place I can never return to.

00:41:48.780 Like I said, the glass building and the midget glass buildings.

00:41:52.900 That's a shame.

00:41:55.180 You can't be shirtless in my city.

00:41:58.820 Oh, there's some work to be done in this city.

00:42:01.040 I'll tell you that right now.

00:42:02.220 So, like I said, we are very early on this guy.

00:42:07.080 I'm selling.

00:42:08.020 I'm selling now.

00:42:09.060 We're very early on this guy.

00:42:11.340 Keep an eye out for him.

00:42:12.640 He's a good pet to keep an eye out for.

00:42:14.880 He lives in squalor, and his number one hobby is stomping the flies with his feet.

00:42:20.080 Before the show, Fleckis sends me all the assets back, like we do a back and forth between each other.

00:42:24.800 And then I see this folder, and I see it's the fly stomping guy who is educational and entertainment value to me personally is zero, dead zero.

00:42:33.480 And I see five videos in the folder, and I go, very important housekeeping.

00:42:38.800 We're going to play five videos of this guy?

00:42:40.960 So, our second fight ever on the show right there.

00:42:44.240 There it is.

00:42:45.040 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:42:46.960 We're moving out of housekeeping into Cringe of the Week.

00:42:51.060 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is the fat lesbian.

00:42:56.320 Yeah.

00:42:56.760 There she is.

00:42:57.440 I found her.

00:42:58.640 Easily labelled.

00:42:59.540 Easily labelled.

00:43:01.280 Doctors should never be prescribing weight loss to anyone, ever, at any point in time.

00:43:08.580 And here's why.

00:43:10.100 When we recommend any procedure, treatment, medication, or whatever, we need to be thinking about the pros and the cons, the benefits and the risks.

00:43:18.560 So, what are the benefits of intentional weight loss?

00:43:24.100 Well, the main one is you become thinner.

00:43:29.140 Temporarily, mind you, because up to 98% of people will regain all of the weight that they lost within five years.

00:43:36.020 Up to two-thirds of them, actually, will gain back more than they lost in the first place.

00:43:40.840 There are some possible temporary health benefits, but none of them are long-lasting.

00:43:46.960 For example, yeah.

00:43:48.020 So, imagine going to the doctor.

00:43:49.700 This is a doctor.

00:43:51.500 This is the fat doctor.

00:43:53.180 Oh, that's even worse.

00:43:54.500 Yeah.

00:43:54.700 I didn't even realize that.

00:43:55.840 But I'm going to say, imagine going to the doctor and saying, hey, doc, should I lose weight and you're overweight?

00:43:59.100 And him going, nah, you'll probably lose it wrong and gain it all back anyway.

00:44:03.040 And it doesn't even have any benefits at all.

00:44:04.900 Nah.

00:44:05.460 Keep snoring while you're awake, buddy.

00:44:07.160 Yeah.

00:44:07.740 Hey, you need a sleep apnea machine?

00:44:09.660 Yeah.

00:44:09.860 I'll give you a sleep apnea machine and some pills for the side effects of all the fatness.

00:44:13.940 So, yeah.

00:44:14.820 This is like the most defeated person I've ever seen.

00:44:17.400 Like some people most might gain the weight back, so don't even try.

00:44:21.980 And the temporary, it's all temporary.

00:44:24.160 And it's like there's no world in which weighing like 40 pounds less could ever improve your quality of life to this person.

00:44:30.500 Yeah.

00:44:30.900 In their mind, you know?

00:44:32.120 Like, oh, I hiked a mountain and I played baseball with my kid and I didn't get out of breath.

00:44:36.640 And I was able to play for 30 minutes longer.

00:44:38.620 And that's a lasting memory that I'll have for the rest of my life.

00:44:41.780 And this person's like, well, most people gain it back anyway.

00:44:44.420 So, don't worry about any sort of memories you made.

00:44:47.420 Yeah.

00:44:47.700 If you do a diet, you're going to do it good for two days.

00:44:50.220 And then you're going to binge like crazy on the third day.

00:44:52.920 And then you're going to forget about it and throw all that health food away anyway.

00:44:56.580 Crazy.

00:44:56.940 It's crazy to me that so many people out there in this world, like she did everything, went to a medical school, graduated, took the MCATs, did all these tests, did residency, just to like do her pet project, which is being fat and telling fat people it's okay to be fat.

00:45:13.200 Yeah.

00:45:13.500 You know what I mean?

00:45:14.160 It's such like a demented path.

00:45:15.900 And at no point did she ever course correct and say, oh, I've changed my mind.

00:45:19.840 I've seen it.

00:45:20.460 You know, a lot of obese people sure show up on my operating table or this and that.

00:45:25.640 It's just a personal vendetta that drives someone all the way to the top.

00:45:29.800 And then like fat people think like, oh, it's one of us.

00:45:32.160 Yeah.

00:45:32.520 It's like, oh, she got to the top.

00:45:33.840 And now she's in a position of power and she's going to say fat is good.

00:45:37.000 Yeah.

00:45:37.400 Like who's, no one even thinks like that.

00:45:39.260 All right.

00:45:39.620 Moving on.

00:45:40.160 We have a bad mom section.

00:45:41.780 These two moms here.

00:45:42.900 It's not even a tale of two moms because it is a tale of two moms, but they're both bad.

00:45:47.140 They're both bad in uniquely different ways.

00:45:49.320 So let's go to the first one, the sugar donuts mom.

00:45:51.380 This mom's preparing breakfast for her one-year-olds.

00:46:04.000 How long does it take to get that open?

00:46:12.900 And she gives it to the kid.

00:46:26.100 She gives it to the kid.

00:46:26.860 And there's another little applesauce thing that she adds to the tray.

00:46:29.180 I'll fast forward it to it.

00:46:29.660 Which is probably all sugar and soybean oil or whatever.

00:46:36.000 Yeah.

00:46:36.680 So that person was also breathing through her mouth pretty heavily.

00:46:40.120 Very, very noted mouth breather.

00:46:42.160 You're kind of like, and once you start doing that, it's like a sign to other humans.

00:46:47.200 Like this human's not well.

00:46:48.860 Something's fucked up over here.

00:46:50.340 This guy's fucked up.

00:46:51.400 Hey, doc, should this guy lose weight?

00:46:53.600 Nah, I'll probably get it back in a year or two.

00:46:55.380 So fuck it.

00:46:57.320 That's a giveaway.

00:46:58.280 This mom, like this video, you can just like feel the lethargy coming off.

00:47:01.980 Like, and the way I described it, obviously, you know, uh, some people gain baby weight.

00:47:07.700 Some people get a little, let themselves go when you're doing a one-year-old or you're

00:47:12.420 kind of going through raising a kid.

00:47:13.600 Right.

00:47:13.800 But I think you hit a point here where if you're relating to this woman at all, you kind of

00:47:18.880 needed like a reality check.

00:47:20.180 Right.

00:47:20.560 Um, and this woman, the way I see it, it's like a drowning situation where two people

00:47:27.780 fell out of a boat and it's like, you're drowning, right?

00:47:31.260 And your kid might drown too, but you kind of got to save yourself and get on like a life

00:47:35.980 raft first and then go try to help someone.

00:47:38.840 And it's like, you're destined, your kid is destined to become exactly like you if you

00:47:44.800 do this to them.

00:47:46.940 And if it takes away from your child a little bit that you need to take care of yourself,

00:47:51.860 like you need to do that right away.

00:47:53.480 You need to save yourself from drowning first before you get into any sort of like, oh yeah.

00:47:58.620 Cause then everyone's at risk.

00:47:59.700 Exactly.

00:48:00.280 The whole family's at risk to be this like sad fat family and, uh,

00:48:05.140 Powdered donuts at eight in the morning.

00:48:07.100 The one-year-old.

00:48:07.800 The one-year-old who's never had powder donuts, you know, before you introduced them, you

00:48:13.480 know how a one-year-old, like you can just never give a child Coke or an iPad, you know,

00:48:18.420 and they'll just kind of live with whatever you give them.

00:48:20.120 And they go, okay, I'm high energy and I eat apples.

00:48:22.480 I like cheese eggs.

00:48:23.820 I don't like asparagus.

00:48:24.980 Exactly.

00:48:25.900 All right.

00:48:26.380 So do you want to move on to this other mom on the other end of the spectrum?

00:48:29.660 Other end of the spectrum, mom.

00:48:31.360 So, uh, this, the healthy middle is somewhere in between these.

00:48:34.900 I have ladies that ask me all the time.

00:48:36.780 I feel guilty because I'm in business and I have my kids and I'm not spending time with

00:48:42.360 them.

00:48:42.580 I'm like, well, how much time are you giving them?

00:48:44.180 They're like, well, a couple hours.

00:48:45.680 And I'm like, a couple hours.

00:48:47.140 I mean, that's freaking a lot of time.

00:48:48.820 It really is.

00:48:49.760 I give my kids 20 minutes, 20 minutes.

00:48:52.140 My kids don't need more than 20 minutes.

00:48:53.680 But in those 20 minutes when I'm home, I'm a different woman every day for my kids.

00:48:58.480 When I see them, we play Ring Around the Rosie on the outside.

00:49:01.500 You know, we play, I throw them.

00:49:02.780 I'll do things they don't expect me to do.

00:49:04.980 I don't sit and I don't play with my phone when I'm with my kids.

00:49:08.380 I try to surprise them.

00:49:09.740 I try to do stuff that they don't expect.

00:49:12.000 That's the thing.

00:49:12.580 You're not.

00:49:12.760 20 minutes a day.

00:49:14.460 That's all you're getting.

00:49:15.360 But you're throwing them around and they're playing Ring Around the Rosie.

00:49:17.820 So they don't expect it.

00:49:19.280 You play Ring Around the Rosie and then you got to go, got to leave, give a speech to

00:49:23.520 some used car salesman real quick.

00:49:25.000 You have to give a speech.

00:49:26.220 Who cares about your child's personal growth or seeing them achieve anything?

00:49:29.600 You got to go give the speech to the car salesman.

00:49:32.240 There's nothing wrong with being a car salesman.

00:49:34.060 There is something wrong with being a car salesman who pays money to go hear someone like this

00:49:37.460 speak.

00:49:38.300 Yeah.

00:49:38.540 Well, she needs to make all the money so she can get more freedom in her life.

00:49:42.480 So she can hang out with her kids.

00:49:43.940 For 20 minutes at a time.

00:49:45.980 It doesn't even add up.

00:49:47.000 She's got appointments for the kids.

00:49:48.660 So you want to get really, really rich.

00:49:50.160 So what?

00:49:50.640 You have more free time.

00:49:51.800 And then with a free time, what?

00:49:53.000 You can spend time with your family.

00:49:54.360 Why don't you just spend time with your family and make a little less money?

00:49:57.300 Yeah, I agree.

00:49:58.600 All right.

00:49:58.900 Let's go on to the women with problems.

00:50:01.580 So obviously that's a tale of two moms.

00:50:04.380 Yeah.

00:50:04.820 One's here, fat sugar donuts.

00:50:06.940 One's here, businesswoman.

00:50:08.740 Man.

00:50:09.360 Man, 20 minutes a day.

00:50:11.420 You should be right about here.

00:50:14.380 Yeah.

00:50:15.360 Farther away from the fat powdered sugar donut mom, but pretty far away from the 20 minutes

00:50:19.440 a day mom.

00:50:19.600 Maybe directly in the middle.

00:50:22.400 Middle to the right?

00:50:23.260 All right.

00:50:23.580 All right.

00:50:23.880 I'm saying middle to the right because I was just so repulsed by that fat sugar donut mom.

00:50:28.460 And how she opens the bag and she can't even like, and she's like, throws the plate.

00:50:34.020 Seed oils.

00:50:34.940 Seed oils poisoned her.

00:50:36.160 Yeah.

00:50:36.320 And it says it on the label.

00:50:37.780 So you knew when you poisoned yourself.

00:50:39.520 Yep.

00:50:39.840 That's the problem.

00:50:40.860 Exactly.

00:50:41.340 That's where the consent comes in.

00:50:42.800 That's how they get you.

00:50:44.400 That's how a demon comes in.

00:50:46.060 All right.

00:50:46.460 Women with problems.

00:50:47.380 This girl saying, what happened to men?

00:50:50.200 She's like a more traditional person and she can't find a good man.

00:50:53.760 Let it rip.

00:50:54.180 Someone needs to let me know if I am the only one that has noticed that men are not like

00:51:02.500 how they were when our parents were growing up.

00:51:04.960 Like I grew up, I don't know if it's because like the Italian values or what, like I grew

00:51:09.360 up like the man is supposed to take care of the woman.

00:51:12.200 The man is supposed to go up to the girls.

00:51:14.020 Like the man is supposed to have drive and initiate everything.

00:51:17.500 Like I feel like now it's so hard to find guys that like even just in general have drive

00:51:24.240 in life.

00:51:24.780 Like I feel like it's so different and I don't know.

00:51:29.560 Like I personally never get approached.

00:51:31.660 I never, maybe something's wrong with me.

00:51:33.440 I don't know.

00:51:34.300 But like, I feel like then like whenever I like talk about it, everyone's like, oh,

00:51:38.700 well they want the girl to like go up to them.

00:51:41.040 Like what?

00:51:42.820 When did this change?

00:51:44.320 When did this change?

00:51:46.040 Cause I want a man.

00:51:47.540 I don't want to be the man.

00:51:49.080 Someone come up to me.

00:51:50.900 Anyways, I just feel like there's no.

00:51:52.680 It's a good time to be 280.

00:51:54.180 It's a good time to be hench or a woogamaxing, right?

00:51:57.740 This is what she's begging to be a woogamax.

00:52:01.240 It's a good time to be a woogamaxing and.

00:52:04.380 You said 280?

00:52:05.480 Yeah.

00:52:07.540 Yeah.

00:52:08.200 And I'm on my way below it.

00:52:09.720 What?

00:52:10.760 Are you telling us something?

00:52:12.860 Yeah.

00:52:13.400 No, this girl.

00:52:14.020 I mean, everyone has problems on both sides.

00:52:17.420 And I think it's just been like, girls do this.

00:52:19.620 Guys do this.

00:52:20.560 Guys watch porn.

00:52:21.960 Girls suck someone on Tinder after the first date.

00:52:24.820 Guys, you know, are on antidepressants or something.

00:52:27.980 And have low testosterone.

00:52:28.540 Girls are too.

00:52:29.320 Yeah.

00:52:29.660 The girls are on birth control.

00:52:31.040 And then it's just like a, each sex did their own thing down, down, down.

00:52:35.300 And now it's like, yeah, we live in the gay porn world where everyone's a twink and nobody's a woogamaxing on this girl.

00:52:41.820 This hot Italian chick, right?

00:52:43.380 That's a good point.

00:52:44.380 Everyone is like, both sides, men and women, have been poisoned.

00:52:48.440 Porn, feminism, birth control, seed oils, low testosterone.

00:52:52.940 Hookup culture.

00:52:53.640 Hookup culture.

00:52:54.460 Be a boss, babe.

00:52:55.480 Go work.

00:52:56.860 Don't, you know, don't focus on starting a family.

00:52:59.780 So both sides have been poisoned.

00:53:00.940 And what we say a lot in the show, or I say a lot in the show at least, is you only need to find one person.

00:53:05.880 So she's kind of like, what's wrong with men?

00:53:08.900 Like, and she thinks her problem won't be solved until men start approaching women again.

00:53:13.520 When you just need to find the one guy you like who approached you.

00:53:17.500 You only need one seat on the helicopter out of Saigon.

00:53:20.020 Yeah.

00:53:20.380 You don't need all of men to become better and like they were and then start approaching women.

00:53:25.360 And then you, you just need to find one who thinks the old way and then you go, good luck everyone else.

00:53:30.360 I'm done.

00:53:31.080 Dealer hands.

00:53:31.520 You pull out the chute.

00:53:32.440 Dealer hands.

00:53:33.140 I walk away.

00:53:34.080 Yeah.

00:53:34.860 You pull out the chute.

00:53:36.140 But it is sad.

00:53:37.080 I mean.

00:53:37.680 It's very sad.

00:53:38.280 She's a nice looking girl.

00:53:39.420 She has good traditional values too.

00:53:41.220 Probably has a nice family.

00:53:42.440 And she can't find a guy because this is what men are up to.

00:53:46.900 This is what they do when they hang out together.

00:53:50.940 Hey Austin, how do you like your eggs?

00:53:52.920 Scrambled.

00:53:55.360 All right.

00:54:05.060 All right.

00:54:06.180 Why do you do that?

00:54:08.320 You know, we've got a boyfriend.

00:54:09.840 Thousand likes on TikTok.

00:54:11.320 That's why they do it.

00:54:12.360 That's why they do it.

00:54:13.060 And that's why we're in the age of the twink.

00:54:16.200 It's the era of the twink.

00:54:17.900 There was an article, New York Times Style Magazine, welcome to the age of the twink.

00:54:22.220 And every man's a twink, which is why it's good time to be 280.

00:54:25.640 Yeah.

00:54:26.640 I'd argue 240.

00:54:28.940 240's a good top end that you'd want to be at.

00:54:31.920 But 280's fine too.

00:54:33.240 But 280's close.

00:54:34.360 280's close.

00:54:34.920 You'd rather be 280 than a twink.

00:54:36.560 Oh yeah.

00:54:37.140 Because you go, huh.

00:54:37.920 Well, it depends what kind of 280.

00:54:39.300 Sleep apnea, 280.

00:54:40.560 You know, no.

00:54:41.600 Bouncing the bar off your chest, 280.

00:54:43.940 Repping 225, 280.

00:54:46.740 I can be convinced.

00:54:47.780 We know which one I'm talking about.

00:54:49.320 Yeah.

00:54:49.720 How much do you weigh right now?

00:54:50.940 Right around 280.

00:54:53.960 And then maybe you think, oh, I want to find an old traditional guy.

00:54:58.060 What do I do?

00:54:59.300 You date someone from the military.

00:55:00.980 Yeah.

00:55:01.480 Yeah.

00:55:01.760 I'll find a Marine.

00:55:03.680 Yeah.

00:55:04.100 Well, they're all furries and gay and Rachel, what's her name?

00:55:08.300 Admiral Levine.

00:55:09.300 Yeah.

00:55:09.820 Rachel Levine.

00:55:10.800 Yeah.

00:55:10.960 They're all Sam Britton or something.

00:55:12.520 85% of the military's transgender.

00:55:15.440 Yeah.

00:55:16.200 Look at them.

00:55:16.720 They all wear the outfits.

00:55:17.780 They're furries.

00:55:18.540 They're all.

00:55:19.120 Every single picture, China laughs here.

00:55:21.260 We'll just go through them quick.

00:55:22.820 There's the trans.

00:55:24.200 There's the pup play.

00:55:25.600 There's the furries.

00:55:25.800 Go find a military man like your grandpa.

00:55:27.880 Yeah.

00:55:29.240 Smoked.

00:55:30.060 Yeah.

00:55:30.360 It's gone.

00:55:30.980 They took that too.

00:55:32.040 And here's China.

00:55:32.720 No good guys left.

00:55:33.860 And then China, they're in the military.

00:55:36.580 They have babies born into the military.

00:55:38.700 All right.

00:55:39.100 It's ugly.

00:55:39.820 It's ugly out there.

00:55:40.700 All right.

00:55:41.020 Let's move on to the guy who's attracted to trans people.

00:55:47.800 Because you like women as well, right?

00:55:53.140 Oh, yeah.

00:55:54.320 Okay.

00:55:54.740 I love women.

00:55:55.680 I'm attracted to feminine.

00:55:56.940 I'm straight feminine.

00:55:58.180 I like straight feminine.

00:55:59.120 Men do not attract me.

00:56:00.920 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:01.540 But I'm just a freak though.

00:56:03.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:04.820 Okay.

00:56:05.880 That's how really I got on trans because it started with just some porn.

00:56:09.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:09.800 So, but in the trans a man though?

00:56:13.160 Sure.

00:56:14.800 But no.

00:56:15.920 I don't.

00:56:17.220 How am I supposed to know that?

00:56:18.720 It's.

00:56:19.300 Well, don't they.

00:56:19.900 Well, they have a penis, right?

00:56:24.120 Yeah.

00:56:24.820 But they got titties too.

00:56:27.280 Hmm.

00:56:28.280 Yeah.

00:56:29.200 So.

00:56:29.620 That's the extent of the argument.

00:56:31.440 And he keeps going.

00:56:32.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:32.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:33.180 And it's like, no, I don't.

00:56:34.760 In fact, I'm actually secretly filming you.

00:56:37.100 And I'm going to put this online because I know how absurd it is.

00:56:40.080 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:40.900 Yeah.

00:56:41.040 Yeah.

00:56:41.480 Like a trans person.

00:56:42.600 No, I can't wait.

00:56:43.400 And he says it's.

00:56:44.900 He saw a little porn.

00:56:46.480 Yeah.

00:56:46.680 That'll do it.

00:56:47.560 So.

00:56:48.200 And that'll, especially if you watch as a young person, that'll wire your brain all fucked

00:56:51.660 up.

00:56:51.980 And that's part of the poison, the societal poison that's happening.

00:56:54.820 Yep.

00:56:55.160 China does it.

00:56:56.520 A lot of people do it.

00:56:57.520 All right.

00:56:59.940 Let's move on to the trans taught in schools.

00:57:02.220 We're going to move kind of fast to the rest of the cringe.

00:57:05.520 For example, someone could identify with multiple genders, such as native or indigenous

00:57:10.060 and two-spirit student.

00:57:11.820 But for the rest, someone will identify with a gender that's neither man nor woman.

00:57:15.820 Others may have a more fluid gender identity.

00:57:18.580 That's good.

00:57:19.140 So this is what they're teaching in schools.

00:57:20.640 Remember they used to say, stay out of our bedroom.

00:57:23.740 Remember?

00:57:24.280 Stay out of our bedroom.

00:57:25.640 Let us do what we want.

00:57:26.340 Well, that's a Christian university.

00:57:28.000 That's Abilene Christian University.

00:57:30.200 And there's what staying out of their bedroom does.

00:57:33.180 Gone.

00:57:34.020 Gone.

00:57:34.700 Don't get too down.

00:57:35.540 Don't get too depressed.

00:57:36.220 It's going to get a little worse in urban decay before it gets better.

00:57:39.660 We have, it's an interesting urban decay.

00:57:42.240 There's a broken window theory section that we want to start with.

00:57:45.280 Yeah.

00:57:45.840 Where basically it's like the leftists are complaining about people who are getting in

00:57:51.320 trouble for stealing fares, like on the subway.

00:57:53.920 Yeah.

00:57:54.060 And they're kind of saying like, oh, fuck your fare.

00:57:56.340 Anyone can do it.

00:57:57.600 It doesn't matter.

00:57:58.420 Like it's a couple of bucks.

00:57:59.940 Let people do what they want.

00:58:01.200 Yeah.

00:58:01.440 Basically this meme, fuck your fare, you know, turnstile jumping, jumping the turnstiles for

00:58:06.820 the Metro, the train, whatever.

00:58:08.780 It's pretty universal.

00:58:09.880 It was going viral in progressive circles and kind of was stimulating some conversation.

00:58:15.000 Right.

00:58:15.360 And so from, from the right wing, you know, these little transgressions and, you know,

00:58:21.560 anti-social behavior, like fair dodging and thinking you are entitled to use the city services

00:58:27.620 without contributing at all, even in the $2, you know, that it costs, does that have a

00:58:33.020 negative effect on society?

00:58:34.120 And we believe yes.

00:58:35.580 And we believe they should be enforced.

00:58:37.600 Right.

00:58:37.920 So just a refresher on broken windows theory in criminology, the broken windows theory

00:58:42.480 states that visible signs of crime, anti-social behavior and civil disorder create an urban

00:58:47.580 environment that encourages further crime and disorder, including serious crimes.

00:58:52.040 So you're walking around town, everything looks nice.

00:58:55.900 You're probably not going to litter.

00:58:57.160 Everything looks nice.

00:58:58.240 You're probably not going to just throw some trash and, you know, steal something.

00:59:01.320 Right.

00:59:02.220 But if there's a broken window, there's spray paint everywhere, maybe fuck it.

00:59:05.900 Yeah.

00:59:06.240 I'll, I'll do whatever I want.

00:59:07.820 Right.

00:59:08.200 Yeah.

00:59:08.420 Yeah.

00:59:08.580 Yeah.

00:59:09.480 And so specifically fair dodging is, you know, it's anti-social.

00:59:13.100 These leftists think like, fuck your fair.

00:59:15.360 I deserve public transportation's a human right or something.

00:59:18.720 I don't know where they get that.

00:59:20.480 Yeah.

00:59:21.260 Traversing Manhattan is a human right.

00:59:23.280 Yeah.

00:59:23.440 That's your basic human right.

00:59:24.780 Right.

00:59:25.600 And so we just want to kind of refresh that and make our case for broken windows theory.

00:59:31.380 And so here's a related case, broken windows, policing and action.

00:59:35.420 On Friday, transit cops in Brooklyn stopped Luis Hernandez, 36, for smoking.

00:59:41.040 He would have been released with just a summons, but when officers ran his name, they learned

00:59:45.700 he was wanted for murder.

00:59:47.500 Yeah.

00:59:48.020 And then someone replied and said, I would simply not smoke on the subway.

00:59:50.880 If I were wanted for murder.

00:59:53.500 Seems pretty easy.

00:59:54.960 And here's a tweet from Wayne Burkett, a Twitter account who I like to follow.

00:59:59.000 He said, when leftists model the mind of a criminal, they start by assuming they're just

01:00:02.660 like everyone else.

01:00:03.640 But pause to consider this scenario.

01:00:05.340 You're literally wanted for murder.

01:00:06.960 And yet you smoke on the train like an antisocial maniac determined to draw attention to yourself.

01:00:12.080 That's the type that gets locked up.

01:00:13.620 So we're not the same.

01:00:14.640 And so it's kind of one of these things where these small crimes are indicative of an antisocial

01:00:20.520 person who likely has other crimes or likely commits more heinous crimes.

01:00:25.240 Yeah.

01:00:25.860 Fully antisocial to the point where they're just like in their own world, doing their

01:00:29.940 own thing with themselves as their number one interest.

01:00:32.140 They're not part of society in any reasonable way.

01:00:35.380 They're not they don't have a job.

01:00:36.720 They're not helping anybody.

01:00:37.800 They're just out for themselves and breaking the law to the point where you're killing

01:00:41.520 people.

01:00:41.860 Yeah.

01:00:42.560 And then there was another guy who got arrested.

01:00:44.760 But the article it came from nearly half of over twenty five hundred New York City fare

01:00:49.960 beaters arrested this year had active warrants.

01:00:52.800 So they arrested twenty five hundred people for jumping the turnstiles and half of them

01:00:56.740 had warrants for their arrest already.

01:00:58.540 Yeah.

01:00:58.800 Which is like, let's just let's just hang out at the turnstiles and arrest everybody who

01:01:02.560 has a warrant.

01:01:03.180 If I was the chief of police, I'd go, whoa, holy shit.

01:01:06.040 Fifty percent hit rate.

01:01:07.420 We better get everyone.

01:01:08.960 Keep doing it.

01:01:09.580 And someone said, imagine getting arrested for an outstanding warrant when all you had

01:01:12.700 to do was pay two seventy five to ride the subway and nobody would have bothered you.

01:01:16.640 You could have stayed illegally out on the streets.

01:01:18.540 Right.

01:01:19.320 And so, like, imagine if NYC set up an imaginary checkpoint.

01:01:23.260 Right.

01:01:23.920 For like every car that came through, they go, OK, I.D., let's see if you have a warrant.

01:01:28.240 The hit rate would be like five percent, maybe even less than that with a warrant because

01:01:33.640 you have a car and you're driving in Manhattan.

01:01:35.140 Right.

01:01:35.640 Yeah.

01:01:35.900 So it's like you've got to be pretty affluent to be doing that.

01:01:38.360 Yeah. And and yet we have a 50 percent hit rate for people just who are fair dodging.

01:01:44.180 Right.

01:01:44.480 Yeah.

01:01:44.700 And then there's some leftist who quote tweeted this, who said, I think the reason this bothers

01:01:48.300 me so much, which she gave a fair opinion, we're going to we agree with her.

01:01:53.220 I think the reason this bothers me so much is because if you want the average voter making

01:01:57.480 one hundred thousand dollars plus to agree to pay higher taxes for for their fellow citizens,

01:02:02.440 they have to believe their fellow citizens are good people, not thieving sociopaths.

01:02:07.200 Right.

01:02:07.520 Yeah.

01:02:08.120 So, like, I mean, that's the thing.

01:02:10.220 These people, these types who say fuck your fair are the number one people who want to

01:02:14.760 be in some sort of like socialist, super progressive, high tax environment.

01:02:17.980 Right.

01:02:18.220 Everyone has a little job and I give you carrots and you give me wheat.

01:02:21.760 Yeah.

01:02:22.360 You give me weed and then, you know, I'll I'll I'll tow the the cars around and I'll

01:02:27.480 do this.

01:02:28.460 And then, yeah, somebody else had a quote to it said, these are the same people who claim

01:02:31.720 they'd help out in the commune with chores and give people free carrots and shit when

01:02:35.400 anarcho-communism takes over.

01:02:37.140 LOL.

01:02:37.960 It's like they can't even be in society like at the most base level.

01:02:41.260 Yeah.

01:02:41.620 And so another thing that we believe is related to the broken windows theory is this headline.

01:02:48.460 Washington Wizards guard Ryan Rollins was released from the team Monday after being charged with

01:02:53.200 seven counts of petite larceny.

01:02:55.260 He allegedly stole items like groceries, soap and candles from an Alexandria, Virginia target

01:03:00.760 on multiple occasions in the fall.

01:03:02.620 His salary was set at one point seven million dollars this year.

01:03:05.900 So he makes one point seven million dollars to play basketball and then he still steals

01:03:11.860 the stuff.

01:03:12.520 And we always are told socioeconomic.

01:03:15.520 That's why that's why they're stealing.

01:03:17.540 It's a socioeconomic problem.

01:03:19.040 Yeah, it's it's mostly it's because they're poor.

01:03:22.480 That's the progressive stance is because they're poor.

01:03:24.460 Right.

01:03:25.100 But in this case, we can take the economic out of the socioeconomic.

01:03:29.360 It's just socio.

01:03:30.180 It's just a socio.

01:03:31.160 Right.

01:03:31.380 It makes a million something bucks a year.

01:03:33.180 It's just socio.

01:03:33.900 Yeah.

01:03:34.220 And so, I mean, this is from he's in the what do you call it?

01:03:38.260 DVA or whatever, whatever that area is.

01:03:40.700 Yeah.

01:03:41.180 Yeah.

01:03:41.580 Like in around Washington, D.C., the Virginia.

01:03:44.980 And this is the same area that the CVS has pictures of the products with a button that

01:03:49.840 you press.

01:03:50.420 Right.

01:03:51.120 To you because shoplifting so bad.

01:03:53.060 So he must go in and say, oh, everyone steals.

01:03:55.120 Everyone steals.

01:03:56.100 And but what he doesn't he doesn't do the mental math where he goes, yeah, but everyone's a street

01:03:59.920 rat and I have a ton of shit to lose and to live for.

01:04:03.500 Yeah.

01:04:03.860 Can you imagine stealing like that?

01:04:06.620 Getting caught and then them going, wait, you play on the Wizards or whatever.

01:04:10.820 Like, what are you doing?

01:04:12.200 Yeah.

01:04:12.580 Was there a line and you just didn't feel like doing the line?

01:04:15.460 No, I did.

01:04:16.060 And it was Target, too.

01:04:16.660 Target is the one that has the people watching and they make a profile about you and they

01:04:20.980 build a case and then they get you.

01:04:22.620 They collect data.

01:04:23.600 Yeah, they're good.

01:04:24.340 So another mystery.

01:04:27.100 Why would he do it?

01:04:28.000 He had the it was purely socio.

01:04:30.580 And I think part of it has to do with the broken windows theory where everybody steals.

01:04:34.440 Nothing matters.

01:04:35.200 Nothing's enforced.

01:04:36.100 Why wouldn't I steal?

01:04:36.960 Well, so crime begets crime.

01:04:39.720 And hey, I don't know.

01:04:41.740 I think we cracked it there with the turnstile jumpers.

01:04:43.980 If you want to do a warrant, if you want to start fishing for active warrants, that's

01:04:47.640 who you pick up.

01:04:48.440 Then obviously when people steal, the stores close.

01:04:50.880 And when the stores close, the chains get accused of being racist because they're closing

01:04:55.700 in black neighborhoods.

01:04:56.560 I think because they get no pushback, but they're now getting pushed back.

01:05:04.320 Protesting alongside dozens of other frustrated customers fighting to keep this Walgreens open.

01:05:09.940 Don't we need to have something in the community to help the black, the elderly, the sick,

01:05:15.240 you know what I'm saying?

01:05:16.600 They can't go far.

01:05:17.780 The problem boils down to accessibility, says former Boston NAACP president turned healthcare

01:05:23.780 advocate Michael Curry.

01:05:25.160 The communities where they're closing these pharmacies are communities where people

01:05:28.900 are disparately impacted by disease, you know, two or three times higher rates in cancer,

01:05:34.580 diabetes, heart disease, where life expectancy can be 15, 20 years less.

01:05:39.440 While this isn't the only Walgreens or pharmacy chains set to close location in the coming weeks,

01:05:45.420 Curry says it begs this question.

01:05:48.000 What is your obligation?

01:05:50.380 What is your expectation as a corporate citizen to do us right for those

01:05:55.160 communities beyond what's right just for your bottom line?

01:05:58.900 So they say it's a bottom line thing.

01:06:00.360 And then they opened the thing with a starting question was like, why are they going after

01:06:04.460 brown and black communities?

01:06:05.660 And they said it because there's no pushback.

01:06:07.660 Yeah.

01:06:07.980 And this was after a CVS was closed or a Walgreens rather closed its fourth location in Boston,

01:06:13.680 plagued by theft.

01:06:14.560 And they say, you know, oh, a corporate citizen.

01:06:18.380 And why are they targeting black and brown communities?

01:06:20.920 And it's like, no, no, no.

01:06:22.240 I think you're thinking of a charity.

01:06:24.420 This is Walgreens.

01:06:26.220 This is a business that needs to make money.

01:06:28.300 And so nobody ever comes out in the news.

01:06:31.300 The news crews don't come out when Walgreens is getting robbed and stolen from.

01:06:35.640 Right.

01:06:35.880 The news crew only comes out when a couple of black people complain that some life-saving

01:06:40.800 stuff.

01:06:41.320 I think you need a charity.

01:06:42.480 You need like a church or something to step up and start handing out pills.

01:06:45.620 Right.

01:06:46.120 Yeah.

01:06:46.460 Because this corporation, it's a soulless.

01:06:49.900 It's soulless.

01:06:52.080 They just, it doesn't work economically speaking.

01:06:54.660 So I don't know.

01:06:55.560 Maybe look to your left and your right instead of above you at Walgreens.

01:06:59.740 Yeah.

01:07:00.300 Because your peers caused the closure.

01:07:02.240 All right.

01:07:02.740 Last clip of urban decay.

01:07:05.160 It's almost borderline.

01:07:06.540 Why are we rushing through this episode?

01:07:08.760 We're not.

01:07:09.860 Oh, I see there's a lot of clips here, but we spent all that time on the bug guy, huh?

01:07:13.980 Yeah.

01:07:14.580 The bug foot stomper, huh?

01:07:17.680 We're not.

01:07:18.760 Where do you want to go?

01:07:19.800 The Ohio gun permits.

01:07:21.940 All right.

01:07:22.760 It's almost uplifting.

01:07:24.120 Yeah.

01:07:24.480 But Ohio, they, I think 2021, they had open carry.

01:07:29.760 No, no, constitutional carry.

01:07:31.040 Mm-hmm.

01:07:32.260 And then the crime has gone down since then.

01:07:34.380 Yeah.

01:07:34.820 Six out of the eight largest Ohio cities dropped significantly after the law.

01:07:38.760 Gun violence.

01:07:39.800 Columbus, Cleveland, Toledo, Akron, Parma.

01:07:43.760 Parma.

01:07:44.560 That's interesting.

01:07:45.300 I've never even heard of Parma, Ohio.

01:07:47.060 I like Parma.

01:07:47.840 Um, so yeah, that, uh, that basically sums it up where gun violence goes down because

01:07:54.120 soft targets go down.

01:07:55.260 Yeah.

01:07:55.440 And people who do crimes with guns are not going to be willing to go up on strangers if

01:07:59.520 they think they have a gun.

01:08:00.420 And then the, the leftists and the celebrities and Hollywood, they all say like, oh, whenever

01:08:05.920 you see the gun crime, it's a gun problem.

01:08:07.680 Mm-hmm.

01:08:08.340 But when you have a thing that says, hey, constitutional carry is now allowed.

01:08:13.640 Anyone can basically conceal carry that you're not going to have criminals being like, oh,

01:08:18.580 I can go grab a gun and do all these crimes.

01:08:20.760 They're already doing that.

01:08:21.900 Yeah.

01:08:22.080 So if you have a thing where it's like, all right, it's open now and you can go get a gun

01:08:25.520 really easily, the people who are going to go get a legal gun now that the law's loosened

01:08:29.540 up are going to be responsible gun owners.

01:08:32.020 Yeah.

01:08:32.200 So that's the, that's the obvious, uh, the obvious take there.

01:08:36.500 Obvious result happens after obvious good thing, right?

01:08:39.440 Yeah.

01:08:39.880 But if people go, oh, more guns, there's going to be more crime.

01:08:42.640 Everyone with the guns is already doing the crime.

01:08:44.380 It's funny because when, uh, the more guns, when, when, when you're a responsible gun

01:08:49.280 owner, they think the gun's just going to go, go attack something.

01:08:52.680 And then when it's a black criminal or like a low life, you know, then they it's got the

01:08:59.300 gun did it too.

01:09:00.700 So in both cases, they're humanizing the gun and saying like, oh, the gun did it.

01:09:05.580 It wasn't the criminal.

01:09:06.620 And when the law abiding citizen, oh, he might accidentally shoot someone like the gun has

01:09:11.140 a mind of its own.

01:09:11.840 Right.

01:09:12.100 That's a good point.

01:09:12.860 And a lot of people, yeah, they, they blame the gun when it's black crime, but white people

01:09:17.840 have more guns than anybody.

01:09:19.620 Yeah.

01:09:20.040 And they don't shoot each other like crazy.

01:09:21.620 I know.

01:09:21.960 And then you might say, oh, we're than some European country rates.

01:09:24.680 Yeah, exactly.

01:09:25.540 And then you might say, oh, it's a socioeconomic thing.

01:09:27.600 It's like a economic problem.

01:09:29.320 That's poor people.

01:09:30.220 There's a lot of poor white people with guns too.

01:09:32.580 They have just as many guns as pretty much everyone else.

01:09:35.320 They think about it.

01:09:36.840 Like, right.

01:09:37.420 The, the psychiatrist and the doctor couple, they don't have a gun.

01:09:41.540 Yeah.

01:09:41.800 The guy at the trailer park, he's got something.

01:09:43.720 He's, he's got, he can let that thing talk if he wanted to.

01:09:46.460 And then they just don't.

01:09:47.740 Yeah.

01:09:47.960 So there's something going on culturally that's missing.

01:09:50.420 Everyone wants to blame the gun.

01:09:51.460 White people have plenty of guns.

01:09:53.240 Poor white people have plenty of guns too.

01:09:55.240 Yeah.

01:09:55.740 And the numbers are not there.

01:09:57.100 Well, let's move on.

01:09:58.360 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:09:59.500 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:10:00.840 That was a nice light urban, but we got some good things done and accomplished.

01:10:05.480 Let's go to uplifting.

01:10:07.540 Yeah.

01:10:07.780 I mean, before we move on to uplifting, that broken windows theory, it's like, use your head.

01:10:12.620 Do you think like letting all these little crimes and little things go uncontested has

01:10:16.520 no effect on the greater, uh, the broader society?

01:10:19.700 Yeah.

01:10:20.100 It's like so easy to not like ignore those little shitty people and embolden them to do

01:10:26.800 other shitty things.

01:10:27.900 Yeah.

01:10:28.300 And, uh, I don't know why or what happened with our politicians where everything's backwards

01:10:32.420 and everything's focused on the criminal instead of society at large, but, uh, something bad

01:10:38.160 happened.

01:10:38.560 We lost it all.

01:10:39.440 Something bad happened.

01:10:40.300 Yeah.

01:10:40.940 Yeah.

01:10:41.380 Well, we're not going to get too down or too depressed.

01:10:43.520 We're in uplifting gold.

01:10:44.500 People getting their cars fake towed.

01:10:46.360 This guy goes up to people in the grocery store and tells them their car is getting towed.

01:10:50.540 Yeah.

01:10:50.760 Uh, we got people cars getting towed outside in the parking lot.

01:10:52.960 What kind of car do you drive?

01:10:53.680 It's a gray F-150.

01:10:55.660 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:56.240 Gray F-150.

01:10:56.860 He just takes off.

01:11:00.240 Did you park illegally?

01:11:01.880 If you parked in a spot, why would they tow your car?

01:11:15.580 Gray F-150.

01:11:16.900 Your name's Frank?

01:11:17.860 Nah, man.

01:11:18.260 Maurice.

01:11:18.600 Oh, wrong person.

01:11:19.260 I'm a bad guy.

01:11:21.140 You got a guy with a black jacket, though?

01:11:23.080 Hey, yo, I'm going to park a lot of security.

01:11:24.140 What kind of car do you drive in, bro?

01:11:25.560 Hey, excuse me, sir.

01:11:26.240 I'm going to park a lot of security.

01:11:27.440 What kind of car do you drive in?

01:11:28.880 Uh, I tow him with, uh, like a Mazda, red Mazda?

01:11:32.600 Is it Mazda red?

01:11:33.440 It's on the conveyor belt right now?

01:11:35.440 Car's getting towed outside right now, bro.

01:11:36.820 Shoot, really?

01:11:37.900 Car's getting towed.

01:11:38.500 It's like Mazda red.

01:11:39.440 All the cars go right now.

01:11:41.400 He's got someone else on the radio.

01:11:43.460 All right, you get it.

01:11:44.200 And he's running out.

01:11:45.360 And no, and yeah, you parked in a spot.

01:11:47.160 Why would they tow you out of a parking spot?

01:11:49.440 Let's go to the tire repair guy.

01:11:50.680 We're somewhere smarter than those people.

01:11:52.780 Someone goes, your car's getting towed?

01:11:53.940 And it's like, no, it's not.

01:11:56.100 This is good.

01:11:59.280 So there's a little trick you do when you want to get a tire snug to the cap.

01:12:03.220 Can you have old Billy up and running again?

01:12:05.180 Uh, can I think this is a bad idea, buddy?

01:12:13.340 Yeah, she, she gonna work.

01:12:16.340 All right.

01:12:17.080 You gonna get her back up and running tonight?

01:12:19.180 We've seen this, though, right?

01:12:21.820 Back up and running.

01:12:23.840 Just completely blows your, your trailer wheel off.

01:12:28.240 We're gonna get you back up and running.

01:12:29.720 All it did was break the fucking window and blow my tire apart.

01:12:36.840 It would get you back up and running.

01:12:39.040 And he just blows your car up.

01:12:40.460 The sad part is, I know that's not a bit.

01:12:42.760 Because, like, that trailer, regardless of how bad it is on the inside, like, that's valuable.

01:12:47.220 You know what I mean?

01:12:47.860 Oh, yeah.

01:12:48.420 So those guys aren't doing, they're not joking.

01:12:51.060 He messed up.

01:12:51.880 Let's go to the girl who had the Zoom class and tried to introduce herself.

01:12:54.620 This is relatable.

01:12:55.720 I was born in Tennessee, and I lived in, uh...

01:13:00.740 Um, hello there, am I...

01:13:07.580 It goes back to normal.

01:13:09.760 Whenever it's not one for one on the intro.

01:13:12.040 Yeah.

01:13:12.580 It looks a little something like that.

01:13:13.920 It looks a little familiar.

01:13:15.560 Uh, let's go to the guy.

01:13:16.420 Did you shit your pants?

01:13:18.380 I sent this to my mom, and she thought it was so funny.

01:13:20.880 You know, somebody did, though.

01:13:22.180 It sure smells like it.

01:13:23.140 Do you need to go wipe?

01:13:23.820 It wasn't me, okay?

01:13:25.220 Maybe you did.

01:13:26.140 No, I didn't.

01:13:26.680 It's definitely not me.

01:13:28.060 Absolutely positive in the eye.

01:13:29.540 It's not me.

01:13:30.460 I did not shit my pants.

01:13:32.200 It's somebody else.

01:13:33.380 Okay.

01:13:33.680 I smell it, too, though.

01:13:34.820 N-O.

01:13:35.720 Capital N-O.

01:13:36.980 It's not me.

01:13:38.400 Gotcha.

01:13:38.860 You could have just started with that.

01:13:39.960 I didn't hear you say that right away.

01:13:41.160 I said it was not me.

01:13:42.840 Oh, oh, okay.

01:13:43.760 My bad.

01:13:43.920 Oh, okay.

01:13:44.880 Okay.

01:13:45.220 Thank you.

01:13:46.980 Just losing it.

01:13:48.900 Whenever someone asks you a crazy question, or your car's getting towed, or...

01:13:52.820 Or let me blow up your trailer, you don't do it.

01:13:56.000 Yeah.

01:13:56.420 That's what we're learning here.

01:13:57.500 It's that simple.

01:13:58.280 Let's go to the dog with the rabbit.

01:14:01.400 What is his Americana?

01:14:04.800 Scout?

01:14:05.240 Oh, that's good.

01:14:11.700 Isn't that nice?

01:14:12.620 Yeah.

01:14:12.960 Now, let's go to the last one.

01:14:14.140 The guy with the multigenerational family.

01:14:16.340 It's got some music we can't play on it, but look at this.

01:14:19.220 It's two people, and then they had four kids, and then the four kids have spouses, and then

01:14:31.200 the spouses plus the kids make all the babies.

01:14:34.420 18 grandkids.

01:14:35.460 It's called going exponential.

01:14:37.220 Wow.

01:14:37.720 This is what we need.

01:14:38.700 And this is what illegal immigrants are doing on your dime.

01:14:41.520 It's so true.

01:14:42.420 If they can.

01:14:43.320 So it's like, if they're going to do it, we might as well do it.

01:14:46.260 We have to do it.

01:14:47.160 You know?

01:14:47.900 And this is the great replacement.

01:14:50.980 Everyone says it's a conspiracy or whatever.

01:14:53.260 That's how you fix it.

01:14:54.220 That's how you fight it.

01:14:54.920 Whether you think it's real or not, that's how you fix it, and that's how you fight it.

01:14:57.960 But, yeah, that's the end of the show.

01:15:00.620 Those are all our clips, but since it is Friday, we're going to do our shout-outs.

01:15:03.680 We have great shout-outs this week.

01:15:05.460 First one's first.

01:15:06.480 I want to do Braxton's shout-out.

01:15:08.680 Oh, yeah.

01:15:09.260 Is that the baby?

01:15:10.000 Little baby Braxton.

01:15:11.040 Little baby Braxton, you're one years old, and you wanted a shout-out.

01:15:14.200 Hello.

01:15:14.760 Thank you for watching the show, Braxton.

01:15:16.440 This is your first memory.

01:15:17.860 Wake up.

01:15:18.500 Wake up.

01:15:18.960 This is your first memory.

01:15:20.040 Remember this?

01:15:20.860 Remember this?

01:15:21.720 Braxton, wake up.

01:15:23.080 That's your first memory, buddy.

01:15:25.160 Welcome to the world.

01:15:26.160 Guys, shout-out to the parents.

01:15:28.900 Yeah, the parents wanted a shout-out.

01:15:30.040 Shout-out to Braxton's parents, all right?

01:15:32.060 Braxton doesn't know what's going on.

01:15:33.500 He's one.

01:15:34.440 He's one.

01:15:35.220 Cute baby, though.

01:15:36.180 Very cute baby.

01:15:37.380 Show watcher.

01:15:38.140 Wore the outfit.

01:15:39.100 This was Braxton?

01:15:40.020 Yeah, that's Braxton.

01:15:40.760 All right, good.

01:15:41.440 All right, we can shout-out.

01:15:42.580 Of course we're shouting them out.

01:15:44.240 Someone did a cool plane.

01:15:45.860 They made an airplane with me and Richard Ratboy on it.

01:15:50.580 And sound effects in a video.

01:15:52.060 They got the old World War II plane sound effects.

01:15:56.160 There we go.

01:15:59.140 Old picture.

01:16:00.400 That was lit.

01:16:03.540 Thank you.

01:16:04.360 Very cool.

01:16:05.120 Very cool shout-out.

01:16:06.180 Very schizo.

01:16:06.860 It said, constructed entirely out of craft sticks from Walmart, my imagination, pics printed

01:16:10.800 from the internet, wheels from Hobby Lobby, propeller from an ice cream cup, and a can

01:16:14.580 of black spray paint.

01:16:16.520 Thank you, John Boy.

01:16:17.920 Very cool.

01:16:18.700 Well done.

01:16:19.060 We love it.

01:16:19.680 That is very nice of you.

01:16:20.860 And then what do we have?

01:16:21.600 A couple more?

01:16:23.020 Another baby shout-out.

01:16:24.120 Oh, he's a bonus lander.

01:16:26.720 That's why birthday was, I think it was literally a birthday.

01:16:31.120 He was born recently.

01:16:32.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:16:32.640 So newborn, Grant, welcome to the world.

01:16:35.580 Welcome to bonus land.

01:16:36.740 Thank you for joining.

01:16:37.760 It keeps the show alive.

01:16:38.900 We couldn't do it without you.

01:16:40.620 Welcome to the world.

01:16:41.960 And then what's our last shout-out?

01:16:43.900 There was one more.

01:16:45.040 And our last shout-out is Mary from Arizona, whose birthday was on the 18th of this month

01:16:51.080 of January.

01:16:51.860 They also sent us an Amazon gift card of 25 bucks to the P.O. Box.

01:16:55.440 Wow.

01:16:55.640 Very nice of you guys.

01:16:57.020 Thank you for show watching.

01:16:58.500 We love you.

01:16:59.060 Happy birthday.

01:17:00.360 And I think that's all our shout-outs this week.

01:17:01.800 Yeah.

01:17:01.960 So, another bonus, another Fluckus Talks in the books.

01:17:05.640 Thank you guys for watching.

01:17:06.580 Please like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:17:09.040 Bonus land drops now.

01:17:10.560 So if you like this show and want more, there's a bonus land dropping right now.

01:17:14.160 30 minutes extra of the show.

01:17:16.480 All the stuff we didn't get to today.

01:17:18.720 If I'll see you guys there, I'm very grateful.

01:17:20.820 If not, I will see you on Tuesday.

01:17:23.060 Come for your lives.

01:17:26.900 This endless destruction is my people.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 19, 2024

FAT DOCTOR SAYS LOSING WEIGHT IS UNHEALTHY

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