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00:00:16.020 Welcome back to Flugga Socks, the podcast episode 236.

00:00:20.280 Today on the show, the Doge team is working around the clock.

00:00:25.080 And wait till you hear what they discovered illegals are doing with your social security numbers. 0.95

00:00:30.880 Then a woman self-sterilizes in order to stay safe from Trump or something.

00:00:36.700 Then after that, we have a fat personal trainer who is making concentration camp workout plans because of Trump as well.

00:00:45.040 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we discovered a trans-vegan death cult that was responsible for killing a Border Patrol officer. 0.95

00:00:54.040 All this and more, it's Flugga Socks, the podcast episode 236.

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00:01:22.280 All right, one for one on the intro as always.

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00:03:26.320 We ate a bunch of Farmer Bills over the weekend.

00:03:28.300 Yeah.

00:03:28.840 And we also ate a bunch of other stuff, too. 1.00

00:03:30.800 A bunch of disgusting shit. 0.99

00:03:31.920 But we've been doing keto one meal a day for, like, weeks, I think a month at this point. 1.00

00:03:36.600 And we had our blowout day on the Super Bowl.

00:03:40.000 Thai food, pizza, donuts.

00:03:42.540 Philly cheesesteaks.

00:03:43.460 Philly cheesesteak, french fries.

00:03:44.960 It was like multiple locations, driving around the city.

00:03:47.840 Driving all over town.

00:03:49.060 That's how you do it.

00:03:49.860 So one blowout day, and it's back to business as usual tomorrow.

00:03:53.680 Yeah.

00:03:54.120 And I woke up this morning, and it's like, I go through all these meals, and it's like, all right, two pieces of pizza.

00:04:00.140 We're eating a third of the Thai food, half a Philly cheesesteak.

00:04:04.300 Hey, eating like a Victorian-era king.

00:04:06.960 That's what it is.

00:04:07.580 You know, one bite of each thing, and then you move on.

00:04:09.500 It's all about tastes and bites.

00:04:11.520 All right.

00:04:12.300 We have a lot to get to, as I'm sure you guys can imagine.

00:04:15.120 Super Bowl over the weekend.

00:04:16.400 Obviously, we're going to start there.

00:04:18.160 Taylor Swift got booed.

00:04:32.180 And you see she's kind of, like, surprised, and she almost can't believe it.

00:04:35.640 And then she even looks to her friend and goes, what's going on?

00:04:38.320 Yeah.

00:04:38.640 Never happened before.

00:04:39.660 Never happened.

00:04:40.640 Well, we're nearing a football stadium full of people, and Trump's there.

00:04:45.660 You don't really get cheers.

00:04:46.720 It's not like 15-year-old girls.

00:04:48.440 Yeah.

00:04:48.800 It's interesting.

00:04:49.660 And, you know, I actually have some empathy.

00:04:52.640 I'm starting to feel bad.

00:04:53.600 The shoe's on the other foot.

00:04:54.860 Right wingers have power. 1.00

00:04:55.920 You got blown the fuck out. 0.99

00:04:57.280 Yeah. 0.85

00:04:57.800 And I have a little empathy.

00:04:59.040 I'm like, leave her alone. 0.72

00:05:00.200 You know, we don't need to be mean.

00:05:02.440 But they really, and not Taylor per se, but the other side really puts the boot on your neck.

00:05:08.520 Yeah.

00:05:08.740 And then it comes over the other way around, and I'm thinking empathetically, you know?

00:05:13.840 Wow.

00:05:14.400 You're an honorable guy.

00:05:15.640 Well, I'm just saying, like, it makes me uncomfortable that we're at this level.

00:05:19.700 But, you know, does Taylor deserve it?

00:05:22.060 What's the end result here, you know?

00:05:24.380 I like it.

00:05:25.220 All right.

00:05:25.640 I think tribalism.

00:05:26.440 I know that.

00:05:26.680 I like tribalism.

00:05:28.780 Okay.

00:05:29.300 Our side, their side.

00:05:30.560 Anyone from their side, get them.

00:05:32.420 Okay.

00:05:33.000 Because that's what they did to us forever.

00:05:34.440 Very productive. 1.00

00:05:35.260 And then her boyfriend, Travis Kelsey, he wore a stupid outfit to the game. 1.00

00:05:40.160 1970s type suit. 1.00

00:05:41.200 And somebody said, imagine having to put this back on after that loss.

00:05:45.180 You get blown out.

00:05:46.120 That just shows he really thought he was going to win.

00:05:48.260 I know. 0.69

00:05:48.840 And then you get blown out, and you probably feel dumb when you have to go home after the blowout wearing your Boogie Nights outfit.

00:05:54.380 Didn't you have some sort of bet on the Chiefs, on Travis Kelsey proposing to Taylor Swift?

00:05:59.500 Yeah.

00:05:59.960 I don't ever promote gambling, but I did see a social parlay, especially with, like, what I thought were the refs in the Chiefs' back pocket. 0.97

00:06:08.260 So I thought the Kansas City Chiefs were going to win, and then Travis Kelsey was going to propose to Taylor Swift.

00:06:12.420 It was, like, a 12 to 1.

00:06:14.380 So you get 12 times whatever you bet.

00:06:16.580 And I lit that money on fire.

00:06:18.600 That's gone.

00:06:19.520 The ring stayed in his 1970s groovy pants pockets after that humiliating loss.

00:06:23.880 And I was looking at it, and they were, like, down by 35, and I'm like, Travis Kelsey needs to do the unthinkable.

00:06:30.240 And it's not come back, win, score, six touchdowns.

00:06:32.860 It's proposed to Taylor Swift after a blowout loss.

00:06:35.820 Yeah, like, take the mic.

00:06:37.140 The Eagles are doing their MVP celebration.

00:06:39.300 And he's like, I just got one thing to say.

00:06:41.240 Taylor.

00:06:41.980 I kind of saw it.

00:06:43.360 Like, I saw the vision.

00:06:44.200 Like, Kansas City wins, and then Travis Kelsey is like, I'm retiring, but I got different plans.

00:06:50.820 Then he takes a knee.

00:06:51.840 Taylor, will you do this with me forever?

00:06:54.400 I thought that.

00:06:54.820 I bet that.

00:06:55.680 So this is an anti-gambling show.

00:06:57.600 Fleck has lit the money on fire just to show you guys how not to do it.

00:07:00.600 That's why you don't bet.

00:07:01.580 Yeah.

00:07:02.200 All right.

00:07:02.720 It's part of the halftime show.

00:07:05.080 Kendrick Lamar, he did his halftime performance.

00:07:08.220 And everyone agrees. 0.98

00:07:09.560 The halftime show sucked. 0.97

00:07:10.720 Rap music like this isn't good. 0.99

00:07:13.200 I didn't hear any of the words he said.

00:07:14.740 I heard live was even worse.

00:07:16.720 Yeah.

00:07:17.060 The words, the enunciation, people who don't know his music and don't know all the words

00:07:22.220 to rap along with are like, what did he say?

00:07:24.380 And then he's wearing bell bottoms.

00:07:25.820 And he's a real little guy, too.

00:07:27.640 So the visual wasn't really there.

00:07:29.380 The audio wasn't there.

00:07:30.820 But then Samuel Jackson had an outfit on, and it was all this artistic black stuff. 0.98

00:07:36.340 Everyone just hates white people. 0.98

00:07:37.900 I think so. 1.00

00:07:38.640 When you look at it and you go, these people hate white people. 0.81

00:07:40.760 There's not one white person in the performance. 0.99

00:07:42.820 Everyone hates white people. 0.98

00:07:43.760 So I saw something on Twitter that says, Black America built this country. 0.98

00:07:48.160 And then someone replied, OK, then explain to me how 200,000 black people built America,

00:07:53.700 but 1.3 billion of the same people could not build Africa.

00:07:57.160 And she did not reply to that.

00:07:59.260 She did not reply to that one.

00:08:00.920 There's no answer.

00:08:01.700 And it's like 1.3 billion people still haven't built Africa.

00:08:05.340 And it's made me think about that.

00:08:07.320 The Chinese built the railways, or at least installed them.

00:08:10.720 Yeah.

00:08:10.900 In Africa, you mean?

00:08:11.900 No, in America.

00:08:13.700 And that's only a small percentage.

00:08:15.560 Yeah.

00:08:16.320 But I'm saying, when it comes to built the country, you're like, all right, infrastructure-wise,

00:08:20.740 which group maybe disproportionately helped?

00:08:23.000 It's like the Asians did a lot of work on the railways.

00:08:26.320 I've never heard one of them even mention it.

00:08:28.800 They just keep on grinding and doing whatever they're up to.

00:08:31.580 Yeah, absolutely.

00:08:32.480 But no one's ever going, oh, I booked a train.

00:08:34.780 I don't want to get too deep into the accents, but you never really hear.

00:08:39.360 No, that's a good accent.

00:08:40.000 They don't complain.

00:08:41.340 Yeah.

00:08:41.600 They don't complain.

00:08:42.300 They just did it.

00:08:43.480 They don't credit-seek.

00:08:44.500 Nobody else is really credit-seeking.

00:08:46.400 But then imagine credit-seeking, and then there's no credit.

00:08:48.820 It's like cotton didn't build America. 0.86

00:08:51.460 Yeah.

00:08:51.880 That was like a small percentage of North and South's GDP.

00:08:54.800 And then all that wealth that was created based on the backs of slave labor got destroyed in the Civil War.

00:09:01.540 Yeah.

00:09:02.440 And then-

00:09:02.960 So like it got reset, and then who built from there?

00:09:06.600 Let's go from there, right?

00:09:07.520 And then one time I was in Georgia, and there was cotton. 1.00

00:09:09.980 Uh-huh.

00:09:10.420 Someone had it as like a thing in their house, like in a jar as like a display.

00:09:14.540 And there was like cotton in this little ball, and I went like this.

00:09:17.980 Picked it out.

00:09:18.440 And it came right out.

00:09:19.440 It's just tedious.

00:09:20.420 It's not that hard.

00:09:21.100 It wasn't hard at all.

00:09:22.120 You just have to be in the sun.

00:09:23.200 Yeah.

00:09:23.560 Yeah.

00:09:24.080 So that's my thoughts there.

00:09:26.300 We don't want to get too far down the slavery was easy pipeline on the show.

00:09:31.080 But, you know, that's not building.

00:09:33.540 It wasn't that hard.

00:09:34.580 It wasn't building.

00:09:36.260 All right.

00:09:36.440 All right.

00:09:36.960 Let's get into some of the politics of the day.

00:09:39.940 This happened a few days ago, but Joe Biden's security clearance was revoked.

00:09:43.980 Can you read what Trump said?

00:09:45.280 There's no need for Joe Biden to continue receiving access to classified information.

00:09:48.680 Therefore, we are immediately revoking Joe Biden's security clearances

00:09:52.020 and stopping his daily intelligence briefings.

00:09:54.580 And then Joe Biden did that to Trump in 2021.

00:09:57.680 Do you think Joe Biden will notice?

00:10:00.200 His staffers might.

00:10:01.540 The people who are skimming the classified section for inside information to trade on might.

00:10:06.460 Yeah.

00:10:06.840 That's what I was thinking.

00:10:07.820 But I have a feeling Joe Biden isn't that good at logging into stuff.

00:10:11.600 He forgot his password or it's post-it noted to his laptop.

00:10:15.800 Some stuff like that.

00:10:16.520 I don't think Joe Biden's even going to notice.

00:10:18.240 Oh, and it's funny because he did that to Trump.

00:10:20.420 Trump does it back.

00:10:21.920 But with Joe Biden, there was definitely, you know, getting fired with or without cause.

00:10:26.980 There's definitely cause to revoke a dementia-ridden guy's classified briefings, right?

00:10:31.800 And we'll get more into that later.

00:10:33.720 Next, there was a video from Anonymous.

00:10:35.520 You know that group that's always been, what's the thing called?

00:10:38.960 Hackers.

00:10:39.100 V for Vendetta types.

00:10:41.020 Yeah.

00:10:41.180 They did a video on Trump and then we're going to talk about who they really are after.

00:10:45.700 Can you let it play, please?

00:10:46.740 Greetings, citizens of the United States.

00:10:49.420 The effects of Donald Trump's presidency are no longer distant warnings.

00:10:53.460 They are here, unfolding before you.

00:10:56.440 While many remain unaware, blinded by the administration's relentless efforts to suppress the truth,

00:11:02.440 the rest of the world is watching and it is responding.

00:11:05.640 Longstanding alliances with key nations such as Canada and Mexico are fracturing inch by inch.

00:11:10.440 The cracks are widening and the global community is reassessing its trust in the United States.

00:11:16.340 The question is no longer if, but when these relationships will collapse entirely.

00:11:21.040 Who cares?

00:11:22.180 So basically, Anonymous, like 15 years ago, got raided by the FBI.

00:11:25.940 Yeah.

00:11:26.260 And then ever since then, Anonymous has been like a controlled opposition type.

00:11:30.700 And then like pro-George Floyd and stuff like that.

00:11:33.980 So the true Anonymous group that existed, the hackers that were trying to expose fraudulent whatever,

00:11:39.040 like they're more in line with what Trump and Doge are doing now than this group.

00:11:43.920 This is just a psyop at this point.

00:11:45.900 Yeah.

00:11:46.020 That sounded a lot like globalism and let Canada and Mexico do anything they want type of stuff. 0.88

00:11:51.100 Our relationship with Canada and Mexico is really important.

00:11:53.360 We have agreements we must hold up to.

00:11:57.000 Trump should go back to how it was.

00:11:58.620 Did they do George Floyd?

00:11:59.980 They did George Floyd in 2020.

00:12:01.420 Yeah.

00:12:01.780 Yeah.

00:12:02.040 So it's all hijacked. 0.87

00:12:03.700 So basically, they just hijack it and they make it gay. 0.99

00:12:06.180 Infiltrate, splinter, eliminate the problem people, and then just do the status quo. 0.97

00:12:10.600 Yeah.

00:12:10.860 Then they hijack it.

00:12:11.740 They subvert.

00:12:12.320 They make it gay like Disney does with the remakes of all their movies. 1.00

00:12:15.980 Classic.

00:12:16.700 And then here's maybe one of the things that they're pushing back on Trump for.

00:12:20.800 Japan says it will be investing up to a trillion dollars in the United States.

00:12:24.960 But what about Canada and Mexico?

00:12:26.680 No, Trump.

00:12:27.460 We are anonymous.

00:12:28.620 We will hack your computer.

00:12:29.740 It looks anonymous.

00:12:31.280 You have to save us from this.

00:12:32.940 All right.

00:12:33.360 Well, let's get right into the story of the month, Doge, and what they're up to.

00:12:38.280 I saw this.

00:12:39.000 I thought it was great.

00:12:40.060 President Trump permits Elon Musk to hire 45 new Doge agents to manage and audit the FBI,

00:12:45.700 CIA, and the Pentagon.

00:12:47.540 That's the big three.

00:12:48.460 So they're probably going to 9-11 us for that.

00:12:50.600 Something.

00:12:51.180 That's usually what happens.

00:12:53.040 But maybe a lot of money coming back.

00:12:55.060 I mean, that's where all the money goes, right?

00:12:56.800 Yeah.

00:12:57.220 So that should be good.

00:12:58.380 The Pentagon specifically.

00:12:59.400 Yeah, the Pentagon for sure.

00:13:00.980 CIA, they're an industrious group.

00:13:03.220 They actually make some of their own money that they need to spend on illicit activities.

00:13:07.240 They do an arms deal here to fund something there.

00:13:09.720 We've known that for Iran-Contra type stuff.

00:13:12.420 They do the anonymous video.

00:13:13.900 So they actually have, they're up and coming.

00:13:17.160 They pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

00:13:19.600 But Pentagon and whatever, Pentagon is the huge piece of that.

00:13:22.440 Yeah, CIA's got to be like a small business about it.

00:13:24.680 Yeah.

00:13:25.300 It's like, how are we going to make ends meet this month?

00:13:27.080 A small illegal business.

00:13:28.460 Well, we got that pile of cocaine we took from the cartels.

00:13:30.720 And I think those Nicaraguans really need something. 1.00

00:13:33.060 And we have some weapons from Ukraine.

00:13:35.160 Yeah.

00:13:35.260 So obviously the Doge stuff is great.

00:13:37.820 Everything is being exposed.

00:13:38.980 Every day there's a new horrible thing that we didn't know about.

00:13:42.400 I said Doge, I said to Fleckus before this, somebody could like start a podcast just doing

00:13:46.960 Doge daily updates.

00:13:48.160 Yeah.

00:13:48.460 If you're like a middle road content creator and you want to focus on what they're doing,

00:13:52.720 like you could probably do something, right?

00:13:54.300 Elam, if you're a show watcher.

00:13:55.800 Yeah.

00:13:55.980 I said Elam. 0.97

00:13:57.460 Oh.

00:13:59.160 And then someone wrote an article for the Washington Post who's against Doge.

00:14:04.300 It says Trump 2.0, the most damaging first two weeks in presidential history.

00:14:08.840 And it says Trump's second term is all about curtailing government's power and reach.

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00:14:26.440 Hashtag make a play.

00:14:29.180 Doesn't that exactly what everyone needs to do?

00:14:32.000 She's with Anonymous.

00:14:33.500 That's Ruth Marcus.

00:14:34.640 She stands with Anonymous.

00:14:35.980 Yeah.

00:14:36.300 So limiting the government's power and reach.

00:14:39.060 And it's like that you're defending the opposite of that.

00:14:41.620 Yeah.

00:14:42.480 Okay.

00:14:43.000 I think we're on the right track.

00:14:44.700 And then obviously people are still mad at the Doge guys because they're young and one

00:14:49.220 of them said some stuff online.

00:14:51.160 And then can you read the original tweet and the response?

00:14:53.520 Someone said, who cares?

00:14:54.460 This is about the big balls guy who had gotten fired and was a lot of the discourse online 0.99

00:14:59.320 was don't fire him for dumb tweets. 0.99

00:15:02.040 Somebody said, who cares? 1.00

00:15:03.340 Who hasn't said something stupid at 19? 1.00

00:15:05.400 You're desperately clinging to cancel culture. 0.99

00:15:08.080 And then Will Stancel said, he was put in charge of a payment system that disperses

00:15:12.400 $5 trillion.

00:15:14.280 Oh, no.

00:15:15.620 And then someone replied to that with my favorite response.

00:15:18.500 Saying, you can't put a 25-year-old in charge of $5 trillion.

00:15:21.800 That's a job for an advanced dementia patient worked like a puppet by a legion of kleptomaniac 0.92

00:15:26.700 truths.

00:15:28.580 Yeah.

00:15:28.800 That's what's going on.

00:15:30.120 I know.

00:15:30.520 And it's like, who was in charge for Biden's whole administration?

00:15:33.980 Staffers, young people, faceless people. 0.93

00:15:36.820 This guy at least has a face.

00:15:38.400 And then what are you going to do?

00:15:39.340 Oh, no.

00:15:39.760 He has access to these things.

00:15:41.420 Is he going to commit low-level social security fraud?

00:15:44.480 Maybe open a bank account for $12,000.

00:15:46.900 I opened a credit card and I ran it up.

00:15:49.180 Like, obviously not.

00:15:50.420 Right?

00:15:50.740 And that's like what they've probably been doing to us.

00:15:53.520 This guy gave like a testimony or something about what's going on with Doge.

00:15:58.420 And listen to what he says at the end.

00:16:00.280 In the last week, we had Elon Musk get on the building.

00:16:03.820 And after he visited the building, he called for a 15% cut of the entire agency.

00:16:10.100 My colleagues are getting 15-minute one-on-one check-ins with 19, 20, and 21-year-old college

00:16:18.260 graduates asking to justify their existence.

00:16:21.180 Supervisors are being told not to tell their staff anything with old information.

00:16:31.440 And today we got word that supervisors must now fill out their justification form and that

00:16:37.840 there's going to be just a 30% rank and yank of all staff in my agency.

00:16:42.440 And to top it all off, one of Musk's top lieutenants and his wife and young child have

00:16:47.740 checked up on the sixth floor of our agency and now I'm living there.

00:16:54.160 I've always been blocked off with a special access list for people who can't get back there.

00:16:59.440 Queer and trans folks of my agency are being doxxed in public.

00:17:04.740 They're lying. 0.97

00:17:06.400 Queer and trans folks. 0.93

00:17:07.960 It's like, ah, gotcha.

00:17:09.080 All right.

00:17:09.680 You're fired.

00:17:10.700 What are the names of the trans people?

00:17:12.260 They're out too.

00:17:13.280 Folks, is that with an X or a KS?

00:17:16.540 It's an X.

00:17:17.740 You're fired.

00:17:18.480 That'll do it.

00:17:19.820 And then everyone gasps when he says people are sleeping upstairs because they're working

00:17:24.340 all night to the point where they're sleeping in the office.

00:17:27.060 And everyone goes, oh my God.

00:17:29.720 That's like them working the hardest you can work.

00:17:32.200 Yeah.

00:17:32.360 That's grinding.

00:17:33.120 That's investment banking hours, which a federal government employee has never seen.

00:17:37.260 Yeah.

00:17:37.600 So they gasp.

00:17:38.540 There was a funny meme.

00:17:40.060 Bro, for real, what do you even do here?

00:17:41.880 And it's the broccoli head kid doing office space stuff. 0.97

00:17:45.280 Yeah.

00:17:45.480 It's not that hard.

00:17:46.280 Like everyone keeps saying like 19, 20, 21 year old.

00:17:50.180 It's guys, you don't need. 0.98

00:17:51.840 And we're talking about some of the smartest 19, like people who worked on a Neuralink or

00:17:57.540 whatever.

00:17:58.100 Elon's henchman who he recruited for a specific reason.

00:18:00.820 Cause they're really smart. 1.00

00:18:01.680 And it's like, you don't think a 21 year old can discern whether or not we need you stupid 1.00

00:18:07.320 federal employee. 1.00

00:18:08.000 Number 539,000.

00:18:10.260 Talking about trans folks.

00:18:11.460 Yeah.

00:18:11.900 Like it's not even hard.

00:18:13.280 So it's not even hard.

00:18:14.700 Um, and then the next, we have some interesting updates when it comes to, uh, the money that's

00:18:20.140 being sent to New York from FEMA.

00:18:22.220 Can you read that Elon tweet?

00:18:23.440 Yeah.

00:18:23.640 The Doge team just discovered that FEMA sent $59 million last week to luxury hotels in New

00:18:29.700 York city to house illegal migrants.

00:18:31.520 Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the president's

00:18:36.120 executive order.

00:18:37.440 That money is meant for American disaster relief and instead is being spent on high end hotels

00:18:42.480 for illegals.

00:18:43.720 A clawback demand will be made today to recoup those funds.

00:18:47.680 And keep in mind, we obviously have so many issues here.

00:18:50.760 The hurricanes smashed Florida, North Carolina, uh, the fires in LA, all these people needed

00:18:56.820 money and didn't get much.

00:18:58.080 They got like 700 bucks, Hawaii, East Palestine, Ohio, all these places that just got completely 0.97

00:19:04.560 fucked over. 0.98

00:19:05.380 And then they're sending 59 million to five-star hotels, uh, housing illegal immigrants. 0.99

00:19:12.140 Yeah.

00:19:12.300 And then who owns those hotels?

00:19:13.700 It's like big business printing off the government's back.

00:19:16.260 Right.

00:19:17.040 And especially the, the most important part about this is last week, this is happening

00:19:22.360 by deeply entrenched bureaucrats.

00:19:24.680 You know, we're, Oh, the left is worried about 19 year olds.

00:19:27.500 Who sent that money?

00:19:29.160 Who's that person?

00:19:30.280 They need to be publicly humiliated, completely fired.

00:19:33.940 And that's what we're talking about when we keep bringing up like this bureaucratic deep

00:19:38.120 state, like these entrenched unelected bureaucrats who are going to go against the will of the 1.00

00:19:43.060 president and just continue doing the status quo.

00:19:46.080 Cause they think they can sneak $59 million by right.

00:19:49.300 Caught them.

00:19:49.920 Yeah.

00:19:50.100 And so who, Oh, at Doge, who, who caught this?

00:19:53.280 Who found this?

00:19:54.080 Was it a 19 year old?

00:19:55.620 Was he 20?

00:19:56.860 Who was it?

00:19:57.360 Was he working late at night?

00:19:58.600 Yeah.

00:19:58.800 Was it 2 AM ripping a Red Bull?

00:20:01.340 You know?

00:20:01.740 So, uh, results are all I care about. 0.96

00:20:05.100 Evidence of these people who are fucking deeply entrenched in the government doing bad 1.00

00:20:09.660 shit that goes against the executive, uh, Trump is just horrible. 1.00

00:20:14.320 And keep in mind, Karine Jean-Pierre just a few months ago said this wasn't happening. 1.00

00:20:19.360 So disaster relief, this is a falsehood.

00:20:21.580 Disaster relief funds used on immigrants illegally in the U.S.

00:20:26.180 The fact is no money is being diverted from response needs.

00:20:30.500 That's the fact.

00:20:31.640 Henchmen maxing in the outfit and just lying. 0.98

00:20:35.240 Henchmen lie. 0.99

00:20:36.260 So no money.

00:20:37.320 There was such little money going from FEMA to illegal immigrants that it kept happening

00:20:42.080 in a new administration.

00:20:43.360 Yeah.

00:20:43.720 That's how little it was happening.

00:20:45.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:46.540 And then, um, speaking of New York, uh, Kathy Hochul and Joe Brand warned New York communities

00:20:52.280 will increase property taxes if Trump cuts Department of Education.

00:20:55.920 Yeah.

00:20:56.280 So that's like the next thing on the chopping block, the Department of Education, obviously

00:20:59.700 it's very inefficient and no one learns anything and it's all administrative.

00:21:03.520 Results haven't gotten better.

00:21:04.780 No results.

00:21:05.660 And then they're going to raise taxes for that.

00:21:08.680 So New Yorkers, I'm sure going to enjoy that.

00:21:11.100 And we covered on the show.

00:21:12.020 I mean, uh, the numbers are constantly changing and growing, but I think last we checked, it

00:21:16.720 was 4.5 billion from New York city on migrants alone last year.

00:21:20.700 And as a state, that number is just asked more astronomical, right?

00:21:24.400 Yeah.

00:21:24.700 But a little more taxes though.

00:21:26.180 I'm just going to pay their fair share for the illegals. 1.00

00:21:28.080 If you're white, middle-class, a homeowner, get ready. 0.94

00:21:30.900 Bye-bye.

00:21:31.580 Time to leave New York.

00:21:32.740 And then we had, um, as we mentioned in the intro, a really crazy amount of information

00:21:38.040 came out about social security numbers.

00:21:39.980 We obviously know that there's fraud there where companies will give social security numbers

00:21:44.460 to illegals working and they'll give the same one over and over because the names, um, and

00:21:50.040 the social security numbers are like decoupled.

00:21:51.960 So there was like a change to the system that allowed this to happen on purpose.

00:21:56.120 And look what Elon tweeted about it.

00:21:57.900 He said, just learned that the social security database is not de-duplicated, meaning you

00:22:02.800 can have the same social security number many times over, which further enables massive fraud.

00:22:08.700 Your tax dollars are being stolen.

00:22:10.620 And then there was a tweet that kind of wraps up this, uh, into a bigger picture thing.

00:22:15.120 He said, conspiracy theory, no more.

00:22:16.980 Two reasons why fraudulent social security numbers were provided to illegals by Democrats.

00:22:21.600 A, 10,000 illegals using the exact, using the same exact social security number voted in

00:22:27.520 Arizona in 2020 presidential elections.

00:22:30.820 Uh, I, I, do we need a disclaimer there?

00:22:33.440 I don't know who this guy is.

00:22:34.420 Allegedly.

00:22:35.160 All right.

00:22:35.780 Thank you.

00:22:36.260 Thank you.

00:22:36.960 Uh, and B, the reason the radical Democrats don't want an audit of social security fraud 0.98

00:22:41.400 is because they're scamming off a $1.7 trillion slut. 1.00

00:22:45.740 Lush fund. 0.99

00:22:46.600 Slush fund.

00:22:47.560 It's beyond massive. 1.00

00:22:48.840 You said slut fund. 0.98

00:22:50.460 1.7 trillion. 0.96

00:22:51.540 I guess we'll see what it ends up being about.

00:22:54.600 Yeah.

00:22:54.780 You could have a party.

00:22:55.620 What they're using the money for.

00:22:56.780 But yeah, uh, obviously that's a way that, uh, all the illegals get around the, uh, like

00:23:03.680 working issues and being hired and restaurants just go, just ring it under the illegal social

00:23:09.120 security number we use every time.

00:23:10.780 And then bigger picture that same idea and same process of using the multiple people using

00:23:16.960 the same social security number.

00:23:18.340 You can then parlay that into, we took care of you.

00:23:22.260 Now you got to go vote for, I wonder who.

00:23:24.760 Yeah.

00:23:24.940 Maybe, maybe Trump.

00:23:26.280 Maybe the people who let you in.

00:23:27.460 Um, but there is a thing there.

00:23:29.100 I think Doge is on, uh, the scent there.

00:23:31.560 And if they do figure out some of the 2020 numbers with the same social security number

00:23:36.360 voting, I think that would be when the false flag comes.

00:23:40.280 And what do you, uh, what do they say that, uh, flack is always bigger when you're over

00:23:46.340 the target.

00:23:47.000 Right.

00:23:47.120 And so like, look at what Democrats are freaking out about and screaming about.

00:23:50.780 They're really obsessed with getting them away from the treasury.

00:23:53.380 They're really obsessed with the department of education.

00:23:56.020 So look at whatever they get the loudest about and kick their feet.

00:24:00.020 Uh, that's when, you know, you're over the target and that's probably the biggest fraud.

00:24:05.060 Yeah.

00:24:05.380 I think that's going to be the one.

00:24:07.020 Uh, next there was an anonymous, uh, government worker who is, I guess, whistleblowing Elon.

00:24:12.800 Why in our conversation do you think you need to remain anonymous?

00:24:18.340 Um, it has been a very hard, a very hard week.

00:24:25.380 Uh, personally, professionally, as I said, um, I live in Washington, D.C.

00:24:31.080 Many of my colleagues work in this field.

00:24:34.420 Starting from January 21st, so the first day of the new administration, things started to

00:24:41.700 go sideways very quickly.

00:24:44.780 Um, the, the atmosphere of fear that was in the USAID building, which we're no longer in.

00:24:51.520 The atmosphere of fear, uh, in terms of not knowing who was in the building, not knowing

00:24:56.820 what their motivations were, not knowing if our emails or channels were safe, um, not knowing

00:25:02.020 how to interpret these executive orders, right, around DIA or administration priorities.

00:25:07.800 All of that created an atmosphere of massive insecurity.

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00:25:24.400 Hashtag make a play.

00:25:27.580 Massive insecurity.

00:25:29.200 It sounds like a non-binary type.

00:25:31.580 And then with the inflections at the end of the sentence every time.

00:25:36.260 Yeah.

00:25:36.520 And it's like people who talk like this shouldn't be in charge of our money.

00:25:41.420 I'm not surprised you're anxious because I know that voice and speaking pattern and you're

00:25:47.020 a wreck.

00:25:47.860 And that person thinks they're like whistleblowing Elon and it's like Elon is the whistleblower.

00:25:52.840 He's yelling it.

00:25:53.860 He's like, we're going into USAID today.

00:25:56.060 We're going to clean house.

00:25:57.360 And then like, you're trying to whistle.

00:25:58.640 You're like, what's happening?

00:25:59.840 Are they going to, are they going to clean house?

00:26:01.260 Can I talk on my Slack channel?

00:26:03.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:04.380 But like you're whistleblowing the whistleblower and then saying, oh, we don't know if our

00:26:09.100 channels are compromised.

00:26:10.400 Your work, your government work email.

00:26:12.960 Yeah.

00:26:13.460 That's right.

00:26:13.880 Yeah.

00:26:14.140 They're compromised.

00:26:16.060 Tied to your identity.

00:26:17.220 Yeah.

00:26:17.680 No.

00:26:17.900 And that's, that's just the framing battle.

00:26:20.080 That's the media doing the framing battle of whistleblowing the whistleblower. 0.99

00:26:23.320 Elon's like, holy shit. 0.99

00:26:24.780 Look at this spending. 1.00

00:26:26.240 Doge found it.

00:26:27.120 It's like a red flags, blaring red flag.

00:26:29.540 And then put the, uh, put the face mask on and the, the voice changer.

00:26:33.920 And then it's like, oh no, we're actually doing that to you.

00:26:36.600 Yeah.

00:26:37.100 So, uh, it's just a frame, a battle for framing.

00:26:39.560 And, uh, I think they're going to lose because the, the examples of the spending that we've

00:26:45.620 seen are just like so egregious.

00:26:47.380 Yeah.

00:26:47.840 And then later in the interview, the anonymous person says that they're taking away money

00:26:51.880 from people who need it the most.

00:26:53.720 It's like, that's not your money, brother.

00:26:55.780 Yeah.

00:26:56.220 That's our money.

00:26:56.940 Um, let's move on to our next USAID related story.

00:27:01.240 Can you read this one?

00:27:02.400 Uh, as it turns out, USAID was in fact funding both the Wuhan lab gain of function research

00:27:08.500 and smartmatic election systems.

00:27:11.540 Got them again.

00:27:12.620 Great.

00:27:13.140 Great.

00:27:13.980 Thanks guys.

00:27:15.300 Appreciate that.

00:27:16.420 So real, like I, we made this the title of last episode, like we're funding our own

00:27:20.420 downfall.

00:27:20.980 It literally is that it's just, and then the ideas that the left had and the progressives

00:27:26.420 have are so not naturally competitive with the rights ideas that they had to just take

00:27:32.300 all of our money to fight us with it.

00:27:35.480 Yeah.

00:27:35.700 And then think about like, who's, I was going to say, who's, who's a more frequent taxpayer,

00:27:41.280 Republicans or Democrats, people who vote Democrats.

00:27:43.720 And like a lot of the people, you know, Democrats still do pay, but a lot of it's capital gains,

00:27:49.500 the super rich side and the donation side.

00:27:51.620 But you know, the plumbers, the electricians, everybody who goes to work every day funding

00:27:55.700 their own enemy.

00:27:56.920 Right.

00:27:57.140 Yeah.

00:27:57.520 Half the time you spent away from your family was to give money for this.

00:28:01.060 For Maxine Waters and Chuck Schumer to decide who gets it.

00:28:05.100 And it's Wuhan.

00:28:06.380 And so they can rig the election against you that you voted for. 0.99

00:28:10.900 Crazy. 0.88

00:28:11.700 All right.

00:28:11.860 Last piece of our government waste section.

00:28:14.340 Tucker had an expose about the weapons in Ukraine and where they really ended up.

00:28:19.720 Second fact, fact, not guess.

00:28:21.520 Fact is Ukrainian military is selling a huge percentage, up to half of the arms that we

00:28:25.940 send them.

00:28:27.120 Half.

00:28:28.220 And I'm not guessing about this.

00:28:29.140 I know that for a fact, a fact, OK, not speculation.

00:28:33.180 And they're selling it.

00:28:34.480 And a lot of us winding up with the drug cartels on our border.

00:28:37.400 So this is the this this is a crime.

00:28:41.400 What's happening?

00:28:42.620 Our intel agencies are fully aware of this.

00:28:44.840 You tell me they're not profiting from this.

00:28:46.260 Of course, you think CIA is not profiting from this.

00:28:48.120 Yes, they are.

00:28:49.200 It's a little side business.

00:28:50.540 Yeah, that's what we're saying.

00:28:51.880 They're an upstart.

00:28:54.580 Half of the weapons we sent to Ukraine are basically unaccounted for and making their way

00:28:58.840 into our enemy's hands.

00:29:00.540 And we said last week that Zelensky himself was saying 100 billion of the 177 billion that

00:29:06.440 we sent to them was missing.

00:29:07.700 So that's well over half.

00:29:09.840 So should we be surprised at this point?

00:29:11.760 It's like the USAID business model applied to every single thing.

00:29:15.640 So it's like for our taxpayer dollars, we send it here and it comes back for our weapons.

00:29:20.040 We send it here and it goes there.

00:29:22.320 It's the same thing over and over.

00:29:24.040 It's the same like pretend to do something good.

00:29:26.740 In reality, the middle man takes 80 percent of it.

00:29:29.260 You know, it never really gets there.

00:29:31.840 Exactly.

00:29:32.540 All right.

00:29:32.840 Well, that's the end of our government waste section.

00:29:34.720 Let's move on to our migrant section.

00:29:37.200 There was a protest, I believe, in L.A.

00:29:39.480 Yeah.

00:29:39.860 And this white guy gets jumped by everybody.

00:29:42.380 There he is.

00:29:48.060 Got a eight on one, 20 on one. 0.99

00:29:51.060 Get punched by a bunch of you know what's. 1.00

00:29:53.480 By a bunch of Mexicans. 1.00

00:29:54.960 Yeah. 0.97

00:29:56.260 And they really like to stomp when you're down.

00:29:58.540 Yeah.

00:29:58.940 And they cover their face and they probably have a fake social security number.

00:30:02.720 But they want to stay here.

00:30:03.920 But they want to stay.

00:30:04.860 It's their country, right?

00:30:06.620 And then, so yeah, I think that's actually going to pick up more.

00:30:10.120 Especially, for example, like if there is a clawback and then the hotels don't get the

00:30:15.280 payment and then all those people just get released into the street, there's going to

00:30:18.920 be some illegal versus normal American showdowns and fights and chaos, unfortunately.

00:30:24.940 We'll see.

00:30:25.700 And, you know, Doge has really taken the spotlight versus the mass deportations.

00:30:29.380 And I'm not happy.

00:30:30.520 I want more.

00:30:31.600 I feel like we need to make more headlines.

00:30:33.700 We're still in that targeted phase where it's like Trende Aragua members and the real bad

00:30:38.560 criminals.

00:30:38.960 And I want to pump the numbers, guys.

00:30:41.820 Me too.

00:30:42.240 All right.

00:30:42.880 Let's pump our pace a little bit.

00:30:45.680 Mimetic Sisyphus had a tweet about the new data about young Americans.

00:30:50.720 And it's getting skewed.

00:30:52.420 And we'll tell you why.

00:30:53.680 Yeah.

00:30:54.080 He said, every week there's some new bit of data that shows how different the newest

00:30:57.980 generation is to the older ones.

00:31:00.200 Cultural attitudes, ethics, test scores, just about everything.

00:31:04.320 Then there will be a post about how white Americans are now a minority of the newest

00:31:08.040 generations.

00:31:09.080 The two ideas are rarely linked.

00:31:11.960 Yeah.

00:31:12.340 So here's the example.

00:31:13.700 This is kind of a, these are the effects of mass immigration of whatever ethnicity to 0.98

00:31:19.280 the whites becoming a minority. 0.97

00:31:20.600 And he says, oh man, young people are shorter, hate white people, think political violence 0.99

00:31:26.040 is okay, and are scoring lower on tests. 0.71

00:31:28.380 What could possibly be the cause?

00:31:30.500 Perhaps the browning of America? 0.98

00:31:32.880 Perhaps the free ride across the Southern border?

00:31:35.880 Yeah.

00:31:36.100 Why Americans are getting shorter.

00:31:37.600 I'm going to wager it has something to do with the Guatemalans.

00:31:40.840 Yeah.

00:31:40.980 They're all Mexican now. 1.00

00:31:42.140 Americans are all Mexican. 0.99

00:31:43.280 Yeah.

00:31:43.800 So maybe that has something to do with it.

00:31:45.460 They can't read the tests well.

00:31:46.920 But yeah.

00:31:47.340 So we look at all this broad strokes data and then the rapidly changing demographics of

00:31:52.400 America.

00:31:52.900 And then you never think, huh?

00:31:54.540 And this is like what we've been saying.

00:31:55.920 It's like you import the third world, you become the third world. 1.00

00:31:58.400 And that's only happened recently.

00:32:00.660 You know, we've only let down our, we've relaxed our borders based on these fake asylum 1.00

00:32:05.960 claims.

00:32:06.660 But like, obviously things are going to change and it's not for the better.

00:32:10.440 You know, we're not, we're not recruiting MacArthur grant winners from Europe or something.

00:32:15.520 Yeah.

00:32:15.720 It's going to, it's bad.

00:32:17.240 It's bad now.

00:32:18.560 Thank you.

00:32:19.540 Thank you.

00:32:20.880 And then obviously it's happening in Europe as well.

00:32:23.460 And we know where those people come from, but look at this, look at this tweet Jack

00:32:27.300 Posobiec said.

00:32:28.240 He said, it would be a real shame if word got out about the Irish government in negotiations

00:32:32.180 to bring in thousands of Palestinians from Gaza.

00:32:35.900 And then there was an Israeli official who tweeted, can you just read the first half of

00:32:40.540 the tweet?

00:32:41.300 I have instructed the IDF to prepare a plan that will allow any resident of Gaza who wishes 0.99

00:32:46.600 to leave to do so to any country willing to receive them.

00:32:50.580 Hamas has used the residents of Gaza as human shields, built its terror infrastructure in 0.66

00:32:55.460 the heart of the civilian population, and now holds them hostage, extorting money from

00:32:59.420 them through their humanitarian aid system and preventing their departure from Gaza.

00:33:03.400 The plan will include exit options via land crossings, as well as special arrangements for

00:33:07.220 departure by sea and air.

00:33:09.440 Countries such as Spain, Ireland, Norway, and others, which have falsely accused Israel over

00:33:15.540 its actions in Gaza, are legally obligated to allow Gazans to enter their territory.

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00:33:32.980 Hashtag make a play. 0.94

00:33:35.580 Their hypocrisy will be exposed if they refuse.

00:33:38.520 Meanwhile, countries like Canada, which has a structured immigration program, have previously

00:33:42.620 expressed willingness to take in residence from Gaza.

00:33:44.900 What?

00:33:45.380 Are you telling me that one of Israel's wars has displaced two million third world Muslims

00:33:52.380 and Europe is going to have to absorb them all? 0.90

00:33:55.260 They're legally obligated, according to this random IDF official.

00:33:59.700 Is that how it works?

00:34:00.920 That's crazy.

00:34:01.580 I never saw that coming.

00:34:02.780 What?

00:34:03.180 Is that how it's been going the whole time?

00:34:05.260 Yeah.

00:34:05.600 You get into some war for Israel, and then you destabilize Syria or Lebanon, and then they 0.52

00:34:11.760 all just, what, have to go to Europe now?

00:34:13.240 Yeah, we'll facilitate land crossings directly to Europe.

00:34:16.100 What?

00:34:17.200 We have our own people that we need to move out, and we're told that moving a million

00:34:21.820 people will take 50 years or whatever.

00:34:23.980 Yeah, that's what the UK said.

00:34:25.600 Deporting a million people would take 75 years.

00:34:28.140 And now it's like, get the Gazans.

00:34:29.580 It's three million Gazans in Europe like that. 0.65

00:34:32.540 And you know what's funny?

00:34:33.440 Back to the Pacific thing, specifically about Ireland.

00:34:35.720 I saw somebody talking about this, how Ireland and the Irish fought the Anglos for so long,

00:34:42.980 so hard, viciously, just to get kind of like complacent and then backdoor conquered by 0.98

00:34:49.580 immigrant rats. 1.00

00:34:50.840 Can't believe it. 1.00

00:34:51.700 Crazy. 0.98

00:34:52.500 So Irish people need to stand up. 0.97

00:34:53.720 Conor McGregor, elect Conor McGregor, please.

00:34:55.560 Please.

00:34:56.280 All right.

00:34:56.540 Well, that's the end of our migrant section.

00:34:57.940 Going on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

00:35:00.740 Tickle juice, posts, notifications, P.O. box, like, comment, comment, comment.

00:35:07.520 All right.

00:35:07.980 That was an easy one.

00:35:08.840 I didn't want to do the whole thing.

00:35:10.740 Okay.

00:35:11.420 This is very interesting.

00:35:13.000 In Germany, another European nanny state, you know how you get a boat and you smash the 0.98

00:35:19.880 bottle to celebrate it's good luck?

00:35:21.400 Yeah.

00:35:21.600 What is it?

00:35:21.980 You christen the boat?

00:35:23.080 Chris in the boat.

00:35:23.800 You smash a champagne on it and everyone goes, yeah, now you have good luck for your boat.

00:35:27.360 So, well, because that's dangerous, they created this contraption.

00:35:46.400 Oh.

00:35:48.520 So, yeah, you don't want to put new boat owners in danger of being cut. 0.97

00:35:52.440 Leave that to the Muslims with the machetes. 1.00

00:35:54.520 Israeli officials be like, now that the champagne bottle slipped out, you have to take in 12 0.98

00:36:00.640 million Gazans.

00:36:02.420 Yeah.

00:36:02.780 I don't think them getting cut by glass is their biggest issue.

00:36:05.900 I think it's all the Muslims. 0.95

00:36:07.220 I think it's knife crime in Germany now. 0.98

00:36:09.260 Yeah.

00:36:09.840 So, yeah, that's a perfect thing.

00:36:11.660 It's like, oh, for your safety.

00:36:13.000 We've also, by the way, brought in an equal number of civilians from Muslim countries.

00:36:18.200 That's one for one to native Germans. 0.85

00:36:20.980 Yeah, they're all men too.

00:36:21.820 Yeah.

00:36:22.320 For your safety, you can't, you know, buy a boat and do a little party.

00:36:26.700 Buying a boat.

00:36:27.680 It's like, these are boat owners.

00:36:28.980 Yeah.

00:36:29.400 That's like, those are good people.

00:36:31.780 Okay.

00:36:32.300 Next, there's a Sam Britton update.

00:36:34.560 Yeah.

00:36:34.860 Luggage twink.

00:36:35.640 Yeah.

00:36:36.000 Take it with a grain of salt.

00:36:36.960 This is from some woman on Twitter who I had not heard of before this, but I trust it.

00:36:41.520 She says, a friend.

00:36:43.560 If it's on Twitter, it's true.

00:36:44.720 Yeah.

00:36:45.160 She says, a friend in D.C. who was LinkedIn connected to Sam Britton before and after the

00:36:50.200 luggage stealing incident said Sam Britton changed his name and is now a D.C. consultant

00:36:55.620 type. 0.94

00:36:56.520 Always a soft landing for these deranged leftists. 0.95

00:36:59.260 So, changed his name.

00:37:00.780 And then she also replied later in the thread said, someone asked if he still is wearing

00:37:04.880 dresses.

00:37:05.600 She said, nope.

00:37:06.580 Dresses like a normal dude now.

00:37:08.580 Trump's America, baby.

00:37:09.740 So, we broke his spirit, that luggage twink.

00:37:12.460 We win.

00:37:12.900 The big titty wood shop teacher is back to teaching as a man at a different school in

00:37:16.480 Canada.

00:37:17.160 We win every time.

00:37:18.500 The W's keep adding up.

00:37:19.780 I know.

00:37:20.920 Well, not a W in our next story.

00:37:23.420 It's unfortunate.

00:37:25.340 Key ingredient in plant-based milk linked to colon cancer.

00:37:29.740 Well, you should have had a little hint.

00:37:31.460 Plant-based milk?

00:37:32.840 What's that?

00:37:33.600 What do they squeeze it out of?

00:37:34.640 They milk the plant? 0.53

00:37:36.160 Plants don't make milk. 0.96

00:37:38.820 One of these types of things, I feel bad because I guess some people get sucked into it.

00:37:42.900 I guess, wait, is almond milk plant-based or is that nut-based?

00:37:46.340 They have a specific-

00:37:47.340 I think almond's a plant.

00:37:48.640 Well, it's a nut where they get it from, right?

00:37:51.120 They squeeze the almonds.

00:37:52.080 Yeah, they squeeze it.

00:37:52.600 Unnatural.

00:37:53.900 Legumes.

00:37:54.580 You know, I don't know. 1.00

00:37:55.580 But this kind of affects the stupid people anyway. 1.00

00:37:59.420 It's a self-correcting thing, right? 1.00

00:38:01.420 It's true.

00:38:01.780 So, nobody who is a red-blooded American is worried about this.

00:38:06.480 That's a good point.

00:38:07.380 All right.

00:38:07.840 Next, we have a lesson from BBC Pigeon News.

00:38:12.140 Just something to kind of, you know, maybe print out and put on your wall or something.

00:38:16.520 If you one-climb ladder of success, your two hands no-go de inside pocket.

00:38:22.820 It's true.

00:38:23.480 That is true.

00:38:24.160 BBC Pigeon.

00:38:24.700 Can't climb the ladder to success if you no-go de hands in your pocket.

00:38:30.180 All right.

00:38:30.620 Thank you.

00:38:31.120 I thought you said we were speeding through housekeeping, and then you bring this to me.

00:38:34.700 Okay.

00:38:35.100 Well, it's going to get a little bit better.

00:38:36.920 I get a lot of DMs from people sending me, like, weird schizo stuff or people getting blown up or someone with no arms or whatever.

00:38:46.760 A lot of twinks on spring break talking about their plans.

00:38:50.140 I get a lot of that.

00:38:50.860 Someone sent me a compilation of their cursed algorithm, and I wanted to share because it's very relatable.

00:38:57.860 Push me through the edge.

00:39:05.980 Oh, no.

00:39:07.100 One hectare.

00:39:12.440 I love everybody.

00:39:13.980 All right.

00:39:26.160 That's what going through my Instagram is like.

00:39:27.960 You know, we were just having a conversation the other day that, like, the Rizzler or whatever is now a child star.

00:39:35.380 You know, he's a different type of child star on social media.

00:39:38.660 Like, it's like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone.

00:39:40.680 He's got the same level of fame, right?

00:39:42.180 And then now we just reinvented Barnum and Bailey's freak shows.

00:39:46.760 Best show on earth.

00:39:47.940 So there's – everything just is a reiteration, you know?

00:39:52.140 Yeah.

00:39:52.620 The same people in the 1800s who were like, ooh, that's a good story.

00:39:55.400 Bearded lady. 1.00

00:39:56.460 Fat guy. 1.00

00:39:57.800 If they scrolled on an Instagram algorithm like this, they'd go nuts.

00:40:01.980 Well, that's why I'm trying to collect these people and sign deals.

00:40:05.000 I'm not going to get into it, but in bonus land I will.

00:40:07.580 Oliver Cho and I are negotiating, and he is basically extorting me.

00:40:12.200 The price went up.

00:40:13.340 It's insane, and I'm, like, completely blown away.

00:40:16.480 It's like $200 in mainland China.

00:40:18.740 That should be a monthly salary.

00:40:20.420 We'll get into it later.

00:40:21.060 We'll get into it.

00:40:21.840 Don't get me started.

00:40:22.960 Okay.

00:40:23.240 All right.

00:40:23.440 Last piece of housekeeping is this alien caught on camera.

00:40:28.680 Comes down, something, zoomed out, beamed, carries something maybe.

00:40:33.720 What was that, Richard?

00:40:34.720 You're a rational guy.

00:40:36.540 I don't know.

00:40:37.300 Some sort of camera light trick.

00:40:39.500 Fairy.

00:40:40.440 Fairy.

00:40:40.960 There you go.

00:40:41.660 Yeah.

00:40:41.940 Hey, I was actually going to say I'm proud of you.

00:40:43.360 You haven't brought up aliens in, like, 10 episodes.

00:40:45.720 We're with Doge now.

00:40:46.680 There you go.

00:40:47.380 There's new stuff to talk about.

00:40:48.740 See, it's all seasonal.

00:40:50.420 All right.

00:40:50.660 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:40:51.640 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:40:56.020 All right.

00:40:56.520 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is another example of how leftists are reacting to Trump's administration.

00:41:02.800 Someone reached out to this personal trainer and listened to what they requested.

00:41:05.860 I had a personal training client genuinely ask me this week what kind of exercises they can start doing that would be beneficial if they were taken in place in a concentration camp. 1.00

00:41:14.860 What a stupid fucking dystopia we're in where this is something I have to write a program for. 0.98

00:41:21.280 Now, I love them, and I want them to feel safe, so I am doing it. 1.00

00:41:24.080 But it's genuinely insane that this is a thing.

00:41:27.060 Yeah, genuinely insane, says the fat personal trainer. 0.86

00:41:30.420 And let's take a look at his body. 0.98

00:41:33.620 Ooh, there he is in his Speedo.

00:41:35.620 That's your personal trainer.

00:41:37.180 You think you're going to a concentration camp, and that's your personal trainer.

00:41:40.760 So it's just like multiple levels of delusional thinking.

00:41:44.700 Like first, the first delusional alternative reality is the client is delusional for hiring a fat personal trainer.

00:41:52.960 Yep.

00:41:53.540 And then there's another level to it where the fat personal trainer is delusional into thinking that he needs to write a workout for someone going into Trump's concentration camps. 0.97

00:42:03.400 Instead of saying, oh, no, there's not going to be any concentration camps, it's like, guess I'll write the program for my retard client who chose a fat personal trainer. 0.99

00:42:11.560 So these people are actually matched up pretty well.

00:42:13.840 They are matched up pretty good.

00:42:15.140 So I don't know.

00:42:15.820 Penalties offset?

00:42:16.660 Replay first down?

00:42:17.600 I think so.

00:42:18.460 Or maybe he could reply.

00:42:20.040 I think there'll be like manual labor you'll be doing.

00:42:23.280 That'll count as your workout.

00:42:24.740 Yeah.

00:42:25.180 You don't have to get your steps in when you're in the concentration camp.

00:42:27.720 So, and then in the original video, when this guy was saying, he goes, oh, I can't believe they asked me to do a concentration camp program and I can't believe that's the reality we live in.

00:42:38.020 When he could have said, I can't believe they think that. 0.93

00:42:40.340 He had the chance to be like, this guy's nuts. 0.91

00:42:42.320 The sentence was going and it went off the rails. 0.97

00:42:45.860 So, you know, fat personal trainer telling his manic client that, yes, I will write a program for you.

00:42:52.800 I don't know.

00:42:53.580 Does intervention, someone committing either of these people or?

00:42:57.200 I like that they live in this reality.

00:42:59.880 Yeah.

00:43:00.120 It's just another, it's like everyone lives in their own reality.

00:43:03.820 And then all those realities kind of like overlap here and there.

00:43:07.760 And then it's like a global conscious reality of like made up of all of them put together.

00:43:12.860 But there's some people in America who live in a very different world than we do.

00:43:16.520 And we showed that guy last week who went to the DMV to get his gender put back from X to man or whatever.

00:43:22.200 So he could get his passport ready to flee America.

00:43:24.840 And then this guy thinks there are concentration camps coming.

00:43:28.060 And then wouldn't you be doing more extreme things than headed to the DMV or getting a personal training program going?

00:43:35.580 It's like, hey, man, forget working out for a while.

00:43:37.500 You just got to load up on ammo.

00:43:38.680 Yeah.

00:43:38.840 I'm going off on the lamb.

00:43:40.560 I'm overtaking a homestead or something.

00:43:43.000 There's like a digging your heels in.

00:43:44.560 I'm going to do some gun training just because the concentration camp stuff's coming. 0.98

00:43:49.180 Yeah.

00:43:49.500 Because someone's coming for me, right?

00:43:50.840 But instead it's just acting out on social media.

00:43:53.160 And then the fat personal trainer, obviously he posted that video of him in the Speedo. 0.59

00:43:57.300 This is all his content is being like, I'm fat. 1.00

00:43:59.860 I'm a disgusting pig. 0.99

00:44:01.100 But I can still be a personal trainer. 0.99

00:44:02.800 And that's another thing like the Barnum and Bailey's freak show thing.

00:44:09.460 This guy is like a WWE like wrestling heel just online.

00:44:14.020 He posts something and it doesn't go to anyone who wants a fat personal trainer.

00:44:17.760 It just goes to 5,000 haters online who immediately fight him in the comments.

00:44:21.940 And then it gets more engagement and then it goes viral.

00:44:24.260 And then this guy's real full-time job is like wrestling in the comments.

00:44:28.520 Yeah.

00:44:28.860 Engagement farming.

00:44:29.980 And so I guess, you know, I guess, I don't know.

00:44:33.420 It's all made up or something.

00:44:34.700 Maybe it's just for fun.

00:44:35.820 But I think there was a real concentration camp conversation out there.

00:44:39.420 Yeah, big time.

00:44:39.920 Him in that Speedo looks like someone I know.

00:44:41.900 I'm not going to say who because I don't want to get people mad during the show.

00:44:45.080 Someone on the show.

00:44:46.300 Looks like someone on the show.

00:44:47.920 It's Nick.

00:44:48.580 I didn't see Nick, the editor.

00:44:50.160 That's exactly what he looks like.

00:44:51.700 All right.

00:44:52.300 Next, another person speaking of living in alternate realities.

00:44:57.460 Yeah.

00:44:57.580 Trump world, alternate realities.

00:44:59.100 Yeah, Trump alternate realities.

00:45:01.020 Can you read the headline, what this woman did to herself?

00:45:03.580 Michigan state rep reveals she voluntarily sterilized herself to avoid pregnancy under Trump.

00:45:10.640 And here's a quote from her.

00:45:12.600 If you know people who are questioning how serious this is, I'm going to repeat myself.

00:45:16.540 A sitting government official opted for voluntary sterilization because she was uncertain she would be able to access contraception in the future.

00:45:23.680 What are you talking about?

00:45:25.460 She's just making it up.

00:45:26.780 And then like this article went on to say like she had no proof.

00:45:30.480 She never said anything like it could have all just been a PR stunt.

00:45:35.200 Seems like just like an unwell person who had a government job.

00:45:38.500 Yeah.

00:45:38.700 Which is maybe something those can get to the bottom of.

00:45:41.020 And then it doesn't matter.

00:45:42.440 Whatever you do doesn't matter unless you attention seek and blame Trump for it.

00:45:46.260 So this is how bad Trump is.

00:45:48.380 It's getting to the point where people are sterilizing themselves because we can't trust Trump's America.

00:45:52.740 Hey, this is how bad Trump is. 0.95

00:45:54.540 I went crazy. 0.93

00:45:56.280 And that's supposed to be the evidence, right?

00:45:58.380 I wouldn't go crazy for nothing.

00:45:59.820 I was like, eh, you kind of did.

00:46:01.220 You know how bad Trump is?

00:46:02.400 That USAID employee had to go and blur their face and do an anonymous interview.

00:46:06.740 It's the exact same thing, but just with different levels of insanity to it, right?

00:46:10.340 Yeah, as always.

00:46:12.240 Next, we have an interesting story.

00:46:14.200 Men are flocking to female-dominated yoga and Pilates classes, and women are enraged. 0.51

00:46:20.260 We all secretly hate you. 0.83

00:46:22.260 Wow.

00:46:22.960 That's weird.

00:46:23.640 You guys should have really thought about that before the Boy Scouts, video games, the military, women football referees, trams.

00:46:33.860 Yeah, that's actually men.

00:46:36.140 Those are men.

00:46:36.860 I just throw trans in there because women all, you know, feel bad for trans people, so they have to let them ruin everything. 1.00

00:46:42.720 Hey, yoga and Pilates, we're coming, ladies. 1.00

00:46:44.880 You got that woman referee job, though. 1.00

00:46:46.860 Yeah.

00:46:47.440 She can throw the flag now. 0.95

00:46:49.060 Everyone's the same.

00:46:50.140 It's a spectrum.

00:46:51.040 It's fluid.

00:46:51.760 It's just the same as a girl working out. 0.98

00:46:54.060 And I don't feel bad for them at all unless it's Canada and it's Indians. 1.00

00:46:59.380 Because then they're probably being inappropriate.

00:47:02.020 You should have some limits, no men in the class. 0.96

00:47:04.600 And I'm willing to go back to these limits, no men in yoga and Pilates, or make it men-only classes every once in a while, if we can have our spaces back, too.

00:47:13.740 I'm talking all-male golf clubs. 0.99

00:47:15.700 Yeah.

00:47:16.340 I'm talking-

00:47:17.480 With maybe even some more limits on those golf clubs.

00:47:19.640 Yeah.

00:47:19.820 Which type of men?

00:47:20.860 Maybe 1959-era rules.

00:47:23.220 Yeah.

00:47:23.760 We'll see.

00:47:24.940 But, yeah, I mean, I don't know. 0.99

00:47:26.720 It's- they read an article about it as if women haven't stepped on every single male industry except the unglamorous bad ones like being a garbage man. 0.99

00:47:34.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:34.980 That's still 98% men.

00:47:36.740 Mm-hmm.

00:47:37.780 All right.

00:47:38.440 Moving on to our next story.

00:47:40.260 These are librarians posting on, like, TikTok.

00:47:43.700 And this is what they post.

00:47:45.140 They say, when working at a library doesn't mean you can just read all day.

00:47:51.560 So they're doing a little joke that they're mad that they actually have to do work at the library instead of reading.

00:47:59.840 But, I don't know.

00:48:01.300 I have a feeling that USAID is somehow paying for this.

00:48:05.820 Yeah.

00:48:06.120 I just see that and I go, all right, Elon, over here.

00:48:10.680 They're doing something with the money.

00:48:12.580 This doesn't seem like a natural business.

00:48:14.620 What do you think's in the teen collection at that library?

00:48:17.800 Oh, nothing appropriate.

00:48:19.140 Queer and POC voices only with this big overalls-wearing, bold nose ring tattooed. 0.87

00:48:25.920 Butch with the haircut, the mullet.

00:48:27.860 And they probably have, like, a safe space thing where you can come and read books about changing your gender.

00:48:33.020 Yeah, they have all the banned books, but they're not really the banned books.

00:48:36.860 They're books that are readily available on Amazon and every website.

00:48:40.000 And they're just gay and some Republican didn't want them in a classroom.

00:48:43.520 But, man, something happened. 0.94

00:48:45.480 This is an area they took, libraries and these type of roles.

00:48:50.080 And then you shouldn't be wearing overalls with that body type.

00:48:53.060 Well, they do that on purpose to make it even worse.

00:48:56.320 It's like if you're not that good looking, instead of improving it and going, okay, I could lose a little weight.

00:49:00.980 I can fix my hair, maybe throw some mascara on.

00:49:04.780 They go, oh, no, I'm going to do green mascara and I'm going to shave the side of my head.

00:49:09.880 I'm going to wear the bulkiest outfit that makes me look the fattest.

00:49:12.680 They go in the opposite direction.

00:49:14.120 And guess what kind of books I'm going to give your kid.

00:49:16.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:17.380 All right.

00:49:17.940 All right, well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week.

00:49:20.440 We are now moving on to Urban Decay.

00:49:22.980 We have an interesting collection here.

00:49:25.420 First is a fight on Alaska Airlines.

00:49:27.860 It's like fighting in a dream where you can't, like, land a punch to knock the guy out.

00:49:50.240 You have no recoil.

00:49:51.480 You're just, like, trying to hit him and it's right there and he won't go to sleep.

00:49:54.980 And that's the flight attendant hitting him.

00:49:56.660 He's going, like, with that hammer fist and you have, like, this much backswing.

00:50:03.080 That's white Urban Decay.

00:50:04.340 That's white Urban Decay.

00:50:05.700 Yeah.

00:50:06.380 All right.

00:50:06.980 Anything else?

00:50:07.800 No, that's it.

00:50:08.460 White Urban Decay. 0.60

00:50:09.180 Told you.

00:50:10.000 Everyone, you know, once in 200 episodes, a white guy does something.

00:50:13.480 There you go.

00:50:15.020 All right.

00:50:15.580 Next, the cops confront a guy who refused to pay for his lap dance tab.

00:50:21.700 She goes 35 for 30 minutes. 1.00

00:50:24.540 I get to the back and she wasn't being clear on the instructions.

00:50:28.560 She starts telling me, that's the first song, that's the second song.

00:50:31.760 And then I was like, okay, after 30 minutes, I was like, okay, I'll pay you my 35.

00:50:35.380 And I get up to pay her the 35.

00:50:38.880 And then afterwards, she's like, you're a 175. 0.97

00:50:42.800 I was like, that's not what I agreed on.

00:50:45.140 That's not what we negotiated on.

00:50:46.980 Okay.

00:50:47.280 So, I don't know how it increased by that dramatic of a number from a 35 bill to a 175 bill.

00:50:56.280 Okay.

00:50:56.800 Test for you.

00:50:58.020 How much did he think he was going to be charged and how much was he actually charged?

00:51:01.720 He thought it was $35 for 30 minutes.

00:51:04.180 And then instead, after the 30 minutes, it was $175.

00:51:08.220 Easy, right?

00:51:09.220 That's like a ACT level zero grade one question.

00:51:12.540 Let's see how the cop reacts to that.

00:51:14.460 Okay.

00:51:14.980 So, you're-

00:51:15.640 She wasn't being clear.

00:51:17.280 Okay.

00:51:17.740 So, you were under the impression that you were to pay $135?

00:51:21.640 No, $35.

00:51:22.760 $35.

00:51:23.640 Yeah, $35.

00:51:24.260 And then it increased to $75.

00:51:26.360 $175.

00:51:27.260 $175.

00:51:29.980 He's using his hands.

00:51:31.440 He's saying, 35, like, please just understand this.

00:51:34.680 This overweight woman cop got both numbers wrong after he repeated it like four times in the story. 1.00

00:51:40.740 I just-

00:51:41.360 That's not even the point of the video, but it's just something I noticed.

00:51:44.140 And then she was offering prostitution in the process. 1.00

00:51:46.380 It was a $900 prostitution bill.

00:51:48.840 Okay.

00:51:49.220 So, you're-

00:51:50.380 And then she was offering a room for $200.

00:51:52.340 I don't know what the heck's going on.

00:51:54.040 Got it.

00:51:54.560 Okay.

00:51:55.300 All right.

00:51:55.780 So, you didn't pay the tab at all?

00:51:58.020 No.

00:51:58.400 I said I'll pay the $35, and that's what I was trying to tell them.

00:52:03.340 That's fair to me.

00:52:05.320 All right.

00:52:05.740 So, it's not about what's fair.

00:52:07.260 It's about what's old.

00:52:08.360 Well, that's what was she negotiated with me.

00:52:11.100 She told me $35 for 30 minutes.

00:52:13.020 So, the strippers shake them down.

00:52:15.340 Yeah.

00:52:15.580 They bait and switch.

00:52:16.860 That's why you don't hang out at strip clubs, right?

00:52:18.460 Exactly.

00:52:18.940 That's what they do.

00:52:20.800 And then, like you mentioned, they're doing a prostitution ring there as well. 0.91

00:52:25.300 And then the cop can't even understand.

00:52:27.140 And then goes, well, it's not about what you pay.

00:52:29.920 It's about what you owe.

00:52:30.960 So, she's, like, siding with the strippers. 1.00

00:52:33.360 Well, and that's the thing.

00:52:34.600 This is, like, a shakedown thing.

00:52:36.880 The strippers, this guy made it past that initial shakedown level where you're, like, embarrassed and whatever.

00:52:42.020 You're embarrassed, girl. 0.98

00:52:42.780 I just want $75, take it.

00:52:44.360 I want to get out of here.

00:52:45.380 He's like, okay, fine.

00:52:46.340 Call the cops.

00:52:46.820 I'm right.

00:52:47.280 They did say $35. 0.98

00:52:48.080 You guys are running a prostitution ring here. 1.00

00:52:49.920 But then the cop comes, and they have an $85 IQ and can't even keep the numbers straight.

00:52:54.140 And then they side with the strippers. 0.99

00:52:55.440 He's lucky she didn't discharge her weapon at him.

00:52:57.860 Yeah.

00:52:58.440 Taser, taser, taser. 1.00

00:52:59.720 Oh, supervisor, please.

00:53:01.260 And it's a real gun, and she blows him away. 1.00

00:53:03.260 All right.

00:53:03.720 Next, let's get to the bad cruise behavior.

00:53:05.700 What was the point there?

00:53:06.640 Why did you put that in?

00:53:07.600 Just to show people getting shaken down by strippers.

00:53:10.620 Okay.

00:53:11.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:11.600 And then a stupid cop who can't keep up. 1.00

00:53:13.500 And then it's, like, you're so clearly in the right. 1.00

00:53:16.900 And then a cop who's stupid, in this case, you're not even that right if the cop can't understand. 0.98

00:53:23.620 So, you're only as right as, like, whoever you're. 1.00

00:53:26.120 If you can't explain it.

00:53:26.640 Exactly.

00:53:27.000 You're only as right as, like, the person who's receiving the information with authority and how smart they are. 0.94

00:53:32.580 So, I think that's why it's peak season to stay out of bad situations, because the moderators, the arbiters, come in, and they're retarded. 0.99

00:53:40.520 Yeah. 0.91

00:53:40.940 So.

00:53:41.460 Exactly.

00:53:42.020 Some of them.

00:53:42.760 Obviously, there are pockets.

00:53:43.540 Yeah.

00:53:43.740 There's so many good cops that watch the show, especially.

00:53:46.180 We're not making fun of cops.

00:53:46.840 We're making fun of that cop.

00:53:47.820 Yeah. 0.98

00:53:48.080 That's a horrible cop. 0.82

00:53:49.240 All right.

00:53:49.600 Let's get to some bad cruise behavior.

00:53:53.080 So, they're on a cruise ship.

00:53:54.720 There's kids in line. 1.00

00:53:56.500 Trying to get into the jacuzzi, and you see a giant, fat, twerking, black ass. 1.00

00:54:01.260 She's twerking her shit. 1.00

00:54:02.620 Auntie twerking on uncle, and three five- to seven-year-olds are waiting to get in. 1.00

00:54:07.740 And if you say something, like in other cruise ship situations, there's probably going to be a fight that gets people put in the cruise jail.

00:54:15.960 They call it the brig, and after the deck chairs start flying, the brig gets full.

00:54:20.720 So, what do you do?

00:54:21.680 You don't even confront.

00:54:22.620 You just film and hope your kids have a normal life, and it didn't affect them too much.

00:54:26.980 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:28.100 And then if you do confront, I'm sure you'll get, I'm on vacation.

00:54:31.120 I'll pay for this cruise.

00:54:32.140 I'll pay for this cruise.

00:54:33.240 I do what I want.

00:54:33.940 I'll pay for this cruise.

00:54:35.460 It's a vicious cycle, guys.

00:54:36.540 It's a vicious cycle.

00:54:37.400 And then the cops come, and then she goes, wait, so she paid for the cruise, or you paid for the cruise? 0.63

00:54:42.740 And she's just having fun on the cruise, and you're mad she's having fun.

00:54:46.780 It's like, ugh. 1.00

00:54:48.120 It gets real stupid, guys. 1.00

00:54:49.260 Can't we just see normal common sense? 1.00

00:54:51.080 All right, our last story of Urban Decay is the trans-vegan death cult. 1.00

00:54:56.720 Yeah, so this was the original story from a couple weeks ago.

00:55:01.500 I think it was right after the inauguration.

00:55:03.700 Yeah, it was January 31st is when this article was published.

00:55:06.300 It says, manhunt underway for woman linked to killing a Vermont border patrol agent report.

00:55:11.720 So someone in kind of rural Vermont was pulled over by border patrol.

00:55:16.480 Shots were fired.

00:55:17.620 A border patrol agent went down.

00:55:19.360 One of the people in the car, both of the people in the car, the shooters, got shot.

00:55:24.900 One's dead.

00:55:26.180 And then new details emerged that basically there was more to this crime than meets the eye.

00:55:32.640 You would think it was something related with Trump or illegal Mexicans or something like that in Vermont.

00:55:38.400 But I'm going to read a little bit from the article.

00:55:40.080 The murder of a U.S. Border Patrol agent near the Canadian border appears to be linked to a radical leftist trans-militant cult accused of killings across the country.

00:55:49.560 Around a week before the January 20th attack, federal law enforcement had been surveilling German national Felix Ophelia Bockholt and University of Washington student Teresa Milo Consuelo Youngblood.

00:56:02.580 But staff at a hotel alerted authorities about seeing the duo with firearms and black tactical clothing.

00:56:09.760 So they were acting sketchy up in Vermont, rooting around.

00:56:13.580 And I think that's a guy and a girl, and they both have a different guy's name and a girl's name.

00:56:19.020 They got backwards and flipped.

00:56:20.460 They switched.

00:56:20.920 Authorities now say the guns used by Youngblood and Bockholt are owned by a person of interest in other murders and connected to a mysterious cult of transgender geniuses who follow a trans leader named Jack Lasota, also known by the alias Ziz.

00:56:37.260 Bockholt was a biological male who identified as trans and used feminine pronouns.

00:56:41.860 He was an award-winning youth math genius from Freiburg, Germany, who later graduated from the University of Waterloo in Ontario, Canada.

00:56:50.320 And so here's Youngblood right here.

00:56:53.480 That's Ophelia looking a little man-ish. 0.98

00:56:56.980 And he was hired as a quantitative trader at Tower Research Capital in New York.

00:57:01.440 So it's like these are smart people who got their wires crossed, uncooked pork, as you would say.

00:57:07.460 You got some worms in your body.

00:57:10.120 Here's another picture.

00:57:11.860 So you see the glasses, the pink.

00:57:14.180 That's in the cooked brain.

00:57:15.460 The cooked brain, the hormones all fried.

00:57:18.000 And then this is a long article that's all about these different crimes.

00:57:23.220 And it's like one of them was their landlord.

00:57:25.320 And then another was one of the other member's parents.

00:57:28.600 And they were all kind of unsolved until this case kind of came to a head and the same gun was used in multiple of them.

00:57:35.140 And let's just go through the pictures because this is a trans-vegan militant cult. 0.89

00:57:41.400 And then they're all like arrested now or some of them are on the run.

00:57:44.660 And they demanded that they have vegan lawyers.

00:57:47.820 So that's what they're up to.

00:57:49.660 Here's one.

00:57:50.300 This is the leader, Jack Ziz Lasota.

00:57:53.260 He's a guy, thinks he's a lady. 0.69

00:57:55.700 Here's another one.

00:57:57.660 Alexander Somny Lethem.

00:58:00.540 Who could see that coming?

00:58:02.220 Yeah.

00:58:02.580 Who would think this young woman would be in a death situation? 0.88

00:58:08.060 And then here's another one.

00:58:10.280 Amir Emma Borhanian.

00:58:12.560 So that's Emma, Ziz, and Somny?

00:58:17.020 I don't know.

00:58:17.660 Amir could have just been normal.

00:58:19.720 He could have been like a TikTok guy.

00:58:21.400 I know.

00:58:22.380 And then here's another one.

00:58:24.520 Michelle Jacqueline Zajko.

00:58:26.720 And I can't tell what that is.

00:58:28.340 I'm getting to the point where I just look at these pictures and I go, eh, something ain't right.

00:58:31.940 True.

00:58:32.440 I don't know who's going to which gender. 0.98

00:58:34.620 But this one, her parents were dead or his.

00:58:37.260 I don't even know.

00:58:38.460 But so, hey.

00:58:40.400 I don't know.

00:58:41.120 What's the lesson here?

00:58:42.080 There's no lesson. 0.99

00:58:43.200 It's trans people are getting more murderous and dangerous. 1.00

00:58:46.200 I think the lesson- 1.00

00:58:47.180 Stay away. 0.56

00:58:47.260 Yeah, and the lesson is when you see trans people with black tactical gear and like loading up their weapons and accumulating ammo and practicing at the firing range, you see something, you say something. 0.98

00:59:01.620 I'm a two-way guy.

00:59:02.800 Everyone should have guns and whatever. 1.00

00:59:05.200 But trans people are mentally ill and have issues. 1.00

00:59:07.600 And when they're practicing and they're really excited and they're all wearing the outfits and got backpacks full of ammo, it's not going to be a good thing. 1.00

00:59:15.280 Yeah, so shout out to the Vermont hotel person who called that one in because you uncovered, they started pulling a thread. 0.76

00:59:21.280 They go, oh, my God, trans vegan death cult. 1.00

00:59:23.540 And that's what's happening in America these days.

00:59:25.620 And if you're a show watcher, a hotel call-in person, we'll send you some shirts.

00:59:30.320 Yeah.

00:59:30.700 That's not bad.

00:59:31.360 I was going to say, that's a long shot, but Vermont.

00:59:33.880 And if you guys know who called them in, tell them and we'll get them some shirts.

00:59:36.920 All right, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:59:39.040 That is the end of Urban Decay.

00:59:40.500 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

00:59:42.060 All right, our first clip of Uplifting Gold is a girl who's working out at the gym.

00:59:47.440 And someone asked if she needs a spot. 1.00

00:59:49.720 And look what happens.

00:59:52.840 Says, I was benching in the gym.

00:59:55.440 While I was upping the weight, a stranger walked past.

00:59:57.700 Give me a good point.

01:00:00.100 She says, you need a spot, let me know.

01:00:03.420 She goes, can you help me now?

01:00:04.800 And then he gives her a spot.

01:00:06.920 And then he helps her through some reps at the end there.

01:00:14.200 And then he ends up giving advice.

01:00:20.520 You know, explains all the stuff, shows some form.

01:00:24.960 Isn't that nice?

01:00:26.220 Yeah.

01:00:26.540 Gym culture is a nice thing.

01:00:28.460 But in today's age, a girl at the gym, I don't need a spot. 1.00

01:00:33.000 You looking at my ass? 1.00

01:00:34.200 Stop looking at me. 1.00

01:00:35.540 Leave me alone.

01:00:36.320 This is my safe place.

01:00:37.460 I just want to work out.

01:00:38.400 I don't need a spot.

01:00:39.680 And then if you say yes, the guy gives you a spot and he tells you a bunch of workout tips that he's probably accumulated over 50 years.

01:00:47.100 And that's great.

01:00:48.780 And you have a nice interaction.

01:00:50.160 And no one's doing anything.

01:00:52.380 No one's trying to get you.

01:00:54.180 Yeah.

01:00:54.580 But today, like most girls who film themselves at the gym, oh, I'm getting harassed.

01:01:00.320 People are always looking at me, asking if they need a spot.

01:01:02.020 I don't need a spot.

01:01:02.820 I bench more than you or whatever they think they do.

01:01:06.260 But then that's actually how it plays out a lot of the times.

01:01:08.840 Yeah, for sure.

01:01:10.100 And you still shouldn't be wearing just a sports spot at the gym.

01:01:12.680 That's fair.

01:01:13.700 I think that was kind of a bad spot, too.

01:01:16.840 He didn't wait for the bar to start going back down until he helped.

01:01:19.960 Well, you knew she didn't have it.

01:01:21.280 Yeah, that's true.

01:01:22.360 Okay, next.

01:01:23.440 I always wait for the bar to go negative.

01:01:25.460 I have to see it go down before I step in.

01:01:27.840 Because I've seen some people go like this, and they go crazy, and they inch it up.

01:01:32.180 With man strength, probably.

01:01:34.120 Yeah, you're right.

01:01:34.740 No women. 1.00

01:01:35.360 I've never seen a woman do that.

01:01:36.900 When it goes back down, do you grab and just pull it off?

01:01:40.120 Or do you help them through it?

01:01:41.560 It depends.

01:01:41.580 I usually would have a conversation before.

01:01:44.120 I'm a guy.

01:01:45.180 But yeah, pull it off.

01:01:46.360 I mean, unless you're looking to do negatives or half reps, I'm not forcing you to do anything.

01:01:50.060 I'm a spotter where if you're starting to get stalemated, I'll come in with just the smallest amount of pressure that gets it all the way up the whole way.

01:01:58.260 So you're getting that last rep even though you didn't get it naturally.

01:02:02.840 Okay.

01:02:03.440 I was going to say, there's different philosophy.

01:02:05.320 But you wouldn't do that until the bar started going negative.

01:02:09.140 Until it stopped entirely.

01:02:10.280 Which is basically the same thing.

01:02:12.600 The problem is once it goes negative, the person's done.

01:02:15.920 No, they'll come around.

01:02:17.660 But I just help it.

01:02:19.940 And then I say I helped a little on that last one.

01:02:21.360 The going negative thing is really more for like one rep or like two or three rep max.

01:02:25.820 Yes.

01:02:26.020 Is what I'm saying.

01:02:27.100 Exactly.

01:02:27.640 And if you're going for a max and then it goes negative, you just get it pulled off your chest.

01:02:31.080 You didn't get it.

01:02:31.900 Exactly.

01:02:32.020 But that, it's like you're doing two reps and you failed on the third and we'll give you one more fake one.

01:02:36.900 That's true.

01:02:37.520 It's, you know, there's different types of spotting.

01:02:39.460 That's true.

01:02:39.940 Next is an unstoppable inbound pass play.

01:02:44.280 So they come in, they come boom, boom, boom.

01:02:47.000 And they pass it around in the air.

01:02:49.120 And they do it a lot.

01:02:50.180 They throw it high.

01:02:51.240 He catches it.

01:02:52.180 He ollie-oops. 0.99

01:02:53.560 Boom.

01:02:54.000 Kind of sick.

01:02:54.940 Yeah.

01:02:55.460 Is it unstoppable?

01:02:57.060 I guess you could jump early and just swat it.

01:02:59.760 Is it unstoppable?

01:03:00.700 Not if you've seen film.

01:03:02.120 Yeah.

01:03:02.760 Not if you do.

01:03:03.600 Not if you go, hey guys, bring it in. 0.99

01:03:05.320 This team runs this play every fucking time at the baseline. 0.99

01:03:07.360 Here it is. 1.00

01:03:07.940 And you show it on your iPad.

01:03:09.300 So just get ready and block them.

01:03:11.120 That's it.

01:03:11.600 That's a good point.

01:03:12.140 So it works for one game, I guess. 1.00

01:03:13.560 Good shit. 1.00

01:03:13.960 All right. 0.99

01:03:14.500 Next is a new pitching windup I've never seen.

01:03:22.600 Punch in.

01:03:23.120 We're up.

01:03:25.600 Oh! 0.60

01:03:26.800 Dang! 0.99

01:03:27.740 450-foot home run. 1.00

01:03:29.200 You were fucking around too much. 1.00

01:03:30.620 Is that good? 1.00

01:03:31.280 No.

01:03:31.760 I don't know.

01:03:32.620 If it was good, wouldn't somebody have done it before?

01:03:35.020 And it seems like wasted motion, and then he just does a normal pitch at the very end.

01:03:39.160 Yeah.

01:03:39.540 Try getting into that rhythm.

01:03:41.580 All right.

01:03:41.900 You got someone on first base.

01:03:43.240 Okay.

01:03:44.180 He spun.

01:03:44.840 He turned his back to me.

01:03:46.160 I mean, obviously, he wouldn't do that windup with someone on base.

01:03:48.580 But, I don't know. 0.99

01:03:50.760 Seems retarded. 1.00

01:03:51.820 A little retarded. 1.00

01:03:52.340 Any baseball players out there, let us know. 0.97

01:03:54.060 Let us know.

01:03:55.100 All right.

01:03:55.580 Next is a proposal in the woods, and look what happens at the end.

01:04:00.640 So they're at the woods.

01:04:01.860 He proposes.

01:04:05.160 They're super happy.

01:04:06.440 They're at their hunting camp.

01:04:11.440 It's the end of the show.

01:04:12.520 I would say we're going to fast forward, but, you know.

01:04:14.640 Let's fast forward it.

01:04:15.500 We'll fast forward it a little bit.

01:04:16.840 He says, yes, a deer in the background.

01:04:18.600 And then he sees the deer.

01:04:19.840 That was pretty good.

01:04:31.020 You get proposed.

01:04:32.500 You get the thing. 0.68

01:04:33.780 You shoot the deer.

01:04:34.880 There you go. 1.00

01:04:35.660 Killed that deer. 1.00

01:04:37.060 There you go.

01:04:38.380 That's uplifting.

01:04:39.720 Thank you.

01:04:40.540 That's uplifting. 0.97

01:04:41.080 Killed that deer dead. 0.99

01:04:42.880 And you got a wife now. 0.99

01:04:44.280 And now you got me.

01:04:45.620 Yeah.

01:04:46.120 That's a good point.

01:04:46.680 All right.

01:04:47.600 Our last clip for the whole show is a shout-out, I believe, from a police officer.

01:04:52.020 Or is this just a person watching a police?

01:04:54.440 It was sent to me as a police officer.

01:04:56.940 It's a police officer at a police-involved shooting, I believe.

01:05:01.580 Fleckus Talks, the podcast, the best news podcast of all time.

01:05:06.300 That's what I like to hear.

01:05:07.400 Yeah.

01:05:07.780 I think it was a cop at a murder call.

01:05:09.760 I don't know.

01:05:10.480 Yeah.

01:05:10.840 And I don't know if he wanted us to shout him out.

01:05:14.160 Well, maybe we'll blur.

01:05:15.180 You can see, and I know the town, because I'm from the state.

01:05:19.120 We're going to blur.

01:05:19.460 And that's a bad town.

01:05:21.100 Yeah.

01:05:21.600 There are a lot of murders in that town.

01:05:23.440 We had to blur the police cruiser's side so no one knows what city that is.

01:05:28.280 All right.

01:05:28.620 But thank you for the shout-out.

01:05:29.900 We love the police.

01:05:30.940 We're friends of the police.

01:05:31.340 Except for that one cop.

01:05:32.300 Except for that one cop.

01:05:33.380 And then a lot of ones that got hired for bad reasons.

01:05:35.840 Yeah.

01:05:36.040 Except for the bad ones.

01:05:36.980 We love the good ones.

01:05:37.780 And then also, if you're a cop, well, I guess it would only work in Florida.

01:05:42.320 What?

01:05:42.560 I was going to say, send us PBA cards.

01:05:44.360 Yeah.

01:05:45.300 We got one from New York.

01:05:48.080 I'm not going to say the specific precinct, but they're major show watchers, and we love

01:05:52.200 you guys.

01:05:52.980 I haven't used it yet.

01:05:55.060 I haven't been speeding in New York recently.

01:05:57.140 But that was 2024, so hopefully it still works in 2025.

01:05:59.940 And if I got pulled over in Florida, I'd still show it, because New York and Florida, you know,

01:06:03.700 brother.

01:06:04.320 They probably have a transfer down here.

01:06:05.860 Yeah, exactly.

01:06:06.960 But if you guys are PBA people, or you have PBA cards in Florida, please send them to

01:06:12.240 us.

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