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Summary
Today on the show, the Doge team is working around the clock, and wait till you hear what they discovered. A woman self-sterilizes in order to stay safe from Trump. Then, we have a fat personal trainer who is making concentration camp workout plans because of Trump. And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we discover a trans-vegan death cult that was responsible for killing a Border Patrol officer. All this and more on today s episode of Flugga Socks.
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Welcome back to Flugga Socks, the podcast episode 236.
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Today on the show, the Doge team is working around the clock.
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And wait till you hear what they discovered illegals are doing with your social security numbers.
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Then a woman self-sterilizes in order to stay safe from Trump or something.
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Then after that, we have a fat personal trainer who is making concentration camp workout plans because of Trump as well.
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And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we discovered a trans-vegan death cult that was responsible for killing a Border Patrol officer.
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All this and more, it's Flugga Socks, the podcast episode 236.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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We ate a bunch of Farmer Bills over the weekend.
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But we've been doing keto one meal a day for, like, weeks, I think a month at this point.
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It was like multiple locations, driving around the city.
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So one blowout day, and it's back to business as usual tomorrow.
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And I woke up this morning, and it's like, I go through all these meals, and it's like, all right, two pieces of pizza.
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We're eating a third of the Thai food, half a Philly cheesesteak.
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You know, one bite of each thing, and then you move on.
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We have a lot to get to, as I'm sure you guys can imagine.
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And you see she's kind of, like, surprised, and she almost can't believe it.
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And then she even looks to her friend and goes, what's going on?
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Well, we're nearing a football stadium full of people, and Trump's there.
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But they really, and not Taylor per se, but the other side really puts the boot on your neck.
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And then it comes over the other way around, and I'm thinking empathetically, you know?
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Well, I'm just saying, like, it makes me uncomfortable that we're at this level.
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And then her boyfriend, Travis Kelsey, he wore a stupid outfit to the game.
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And somebody said, imagine having to put this back on after that loss.
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That just shows he really thought he was going to win.
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And then you get blown out, and you probably feel dumb when you have to go home after the blowout wearing your Boogie Nights outfit.
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Didn't you have some sort of bet on the Chiefs, on Travis Kelsey proposing to Taylor Swift?
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I don't ever promote gambling, but I did see a social parlay, especially with, like, what I thought were the refs in the Chiefs' back pocket.
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So I thought the Kansas City Chiefs were going to win, and then Travis Kelsey was going to propose to Taylor Swift.
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The ring stayed in his 1970s groovy pants pockets after that humiliating loss.
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And I was looking at it, and they were, like, down by 35, and I'm like, Travis Kelsey needs to do the unthinkable.
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And it's not come back, win, score, six touchdowns.
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It's proposed to Taylor Swift after a blowout loss.
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Like, Kansas City wins, and then Travis Kelsey is like, I'm retiring, but I got different plans.
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Fleck has lit the money on fire just to show you guys how not to do it.
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Kendrick Lamar, he did his halftime performance.
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The words, the enunciation, people who don't know his music and don't know all the words
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But then Samuel Jackson had an outfit on, and it was all this artistic black stuff.
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When you look at it and you go, these people hate white people.
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There's not one white person in the performance.
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So I saw something on Twitter that says, Black America built this country.
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And then someone replied, OK, then explain to me how 200,000 black people built America,
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but 1.3 billion of the same people could not build Africa.
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And it's like 1.3 billion people still haven't built Africa.
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The Chinese built the railways, or at least installed them.
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But I'm saying, when it comes to built the country, you're like, all right, infrastructure-wise,
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It's like the Asians did a lot of work on the railways.
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They just keep on grinding and doing whatever they're up to.
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I don't want to get too deep into the accents, but you never really hear.
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But then imagine credit-seeking, and then there's no credit.
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That was like a small percentage of North and South's GDP.
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And then all that wealth that was created based on the backs of slave labor got destroyed in the Civil War.
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So like it got reset, and then who built from there?
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And then one time I was in Georgia, and there was cotton.
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Someone had it as like a thing in their house, like in a jar as like a display.
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And there was like cotton in this little ball, and I went like this.
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We don't want to get too far down the slavery was easy pipeline on the show.
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Let's get into some of the politics of the day.
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This happened a few days ago, but Joe Biden's security clearance was revoked.
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There's no need for Joe Biden to continue receiving access to classified information.
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Therefore, we are immediately revoking Joe Biden's security clearances
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The people who are skimming the classified section for inside information to trade on might.
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But I have a feeling Joe Biden isn't that good at logging into stuff.
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He forgot his password or it's post-it noted to his laptop.
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I don't think Joe Biden's even going to notice.
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Oh, and it's funny because he did that to Trump.
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But with Joe Biden, there was definitely, you know, getting fired with or without cause.
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There's definitely cause to revoke a dementia-ridden guy's classified briefings, right?
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You know that group that's always been, what's the thing called?
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They did a video on Trump and then we're going to talk about who they really are after.
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The effects of Donald Trump's presidency are no longer distant warnings.
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While many remain unaware, blinded by the administration's relentless efforts to suppress the truth,
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the rest of the world is watching and it is responding.
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Longstanding alliances with key nations such as Canada and Mexico are fracturing inch by inch.
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The cracks are widening and the global community is reassessing its trust in the United States.
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The question is no longer if, but when these relationships will collapse entirely.
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So basically, Anonymous, like 15 years ago, got raided by the FBI.
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And then ever since then, Anonymous has been like a controlled opposition type.
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And then like pro-George Floyd and stuff like that.
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So the true Anonymous group that existed, the hackers that were trying to expose fraudulent whatever,
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like they're more in line with what Trump and Doge are doing now than this group.
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That sounded a lot like globalism and let Canada and Mexico do anything they want type of stuff.
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Our relationship with Canada and Mexico is really important.
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So basically, they just hijack it and they make it gay.
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Infiltrate, splinter, eliminate the problem people, and then just do the status quo.
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They make it gay like Disney does with the remakes of all their movies.
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And then here's maybe one of the things that they're pushing back on Trump for.
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Japan says it will be investing up to a trillion dollars in the United States.
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Well, let's get right into the story of the month, Doge, and what they're up to.
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President Trump permits Elon Musk to hire 45 new Doge agents to manage and audit the FBI,
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I mean, that's where all the money goes, right?
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They actually make some of their own money that they need to spend on illicit activities.
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They do an arms deal here to fund something there.
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But Pentagon and whatever, Pentagon is the huge piece of that.
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Yeah, CIA's got to be like a small business about it.
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It's like, how are we going to make ends meet this month?
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Well, we got that pile of cocaine we took from the cartels.
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And I think those Nicaraguans really need something.
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Every day there's a new horrible thing that we didn't know about.
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I said Doge, I said to Fleckus before this, somebody could like start a podcast just doing
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If you're like a middle road content creator and you want to focus on what they're doing,
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And then someone wrote an article for the Washington Post who's against Doge.
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It says Trump 2.0, the most damaging first two weeks in presidential history.
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And it says Trump's second term is all about curtailing government's power and reach.
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Doesn't that exactly what everyone needs to do?
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And it's like that you're defending the opposite of that.
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And then obviously people are still mad at the Doge guys because they're young and one
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And then can you read the original tweet and the response?
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This is about the big balls guy who had gotten fired and was a lot of the discourse online
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And then Will Stancel said, he was put in charge of a payment system that disperses
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And then someone replied to that with my favorite response.
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Saying, you can't put a 25-year-old in charge of $5 trillion.
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That's a job for an advanced dementia patient worked like a puppet by a legion of kleptomaniac
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And it's like, who was in charge for Biden's whole administration?
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Is he going to commit low-level social security fraud?
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And that's like what they've probably been doing to us.
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This guy gave like a testimony or something about what's going on with Doge.
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In the last week, we had Elon Musk get on the building.
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And after he visited the building, he called for a 15% cut of the entire agency.
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My colleagues are getting 15-minute one-on-one check-ins with 19, 20, and 21-year-old college
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Supervisors are being told not to tell their staff anything with old information.
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And today we got word that supervisors must now fill out their justification form and that
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there's going to be just a 30% rank and yank of all staff in my agency.
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And to top it all off, one of Musk's top lieutenants and his wife and young child have
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checked up on the sixth floor of our agency and now I'm living there.
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I've always been blocked off with a special access list for people who can't get back there.
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Queer and trans folks of my agency are being doxxed in public.
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And then everyone gasps when he says people are sleeping upstairs because they're working
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all night to the point where they're sleeping in the office.
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That's like them working the hardest you can work.
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That's investment banking hours, which a federal government employee has never seen.
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And it's the broccoli head kid doing office space stuff.
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Like everyone keeps saying like 19, 20, 21 year old.
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And we're talking about some of the smartest 19, like people who worked on a Neuralink or
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Elon's henchman who he recruited for a specific reason.
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And it's like, you don't think a 21 year old can discern whether or not we need you stupid
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Um, and then the next, we have some interesting updates when it comes to, uh, the money that's
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The Doge team just discovered that FEMA sent $59 million last week to luxury hotels in New
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Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the president's
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That money is meant for American disaster relief and instead is being spent on high end hotels
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A clawback demand will be made today to recoup those funds.
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And keep in mind, we obviously have so many issues here.
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The hurricanes smashed Florida, North Carolina, uh, the fires in LA, all these people needed
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They got like 700 bucks, Hawaii, East Palestine, Ohio, all these places that just got completely
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And then they're sending 59 million to five-star hotels, uh, housing illegal immigrants.
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It's like big business printing off the government's back.
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And especially the, the most important part about this is last week, this is happening
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You know, we're, Oh, the left is worried about 19 year olds.
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They need to be publicly humiliated, completely fired.
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And that's what we're talking about when we keep bringing up like this bureaucratic deep
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state, like these entrenched unelected bureaucrats who are going to go against the will of the
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president and just continue doing the status quo.
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Cause they think they can sneak $59 million by right.
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Evidence of these people who are fucking deeply entrenched in the government doing bad
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shit that goes against the executive, uh, Trump is just horrible.
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And keep in mind, Karine Jean-Pierre just a few months ago said this wasn't happening.
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Disaster relief funds used on immigrants illegally in the U.S.
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The fact is no money is being diverted from response needs.
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There was such little money going from FEMA to illegal immigrants that it kept happening
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And then, um, speaking of New York, uh, Kathy Hochul and Joe Brand warned New York communities
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will increase property taxes if Trump cuts Department of Education.
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So that's like the next thing on the chopping block, the Department of Education, obviously
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it's very inefficient and no one learns anything and it's all administrative.
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And then they're going to raise taxes for that.
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I mean, uh, the numbers are constantly changing and growing, but I think last we checked, it
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was 4.5 billion from New York city on migrants alone last year.
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And as a state, that number is just asked more astronomical, right?
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I'm just going to pay their fair share for the illegals.
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If you're white, middle-class, a homeowner, get ready.
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And then we had, um, as we mentioned in the intro, a really crazy amount of information
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We obviously know that there's fraud there where companies will give social security numbers
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to illegals working and they'll give the same one over and over because the names, um, and
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the social security numbers are like decoupled.
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So there was like a change to the system that allowed this to happen on purpose.
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He said, just learned that the social security database is not de-duplicated, meaning you
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can have the same social security number many times over, which further enables massive fraud.
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And then there was a tweet that kind of wraps up this, uh, into a bigger picture thing.
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Two reasons why fraudulent social security numbers were provided to illegals by Democrats.
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A, 10,000 illegals using the exact, using the same exact social security number voted in
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Uh, and B, the reason the radical Democrats don't want an audit of social security fraud
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is because they're scamming off a $1.7 trillion slut.
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But yeah, uh, obviously that's a way that, uh, all the illegals get around the, uh, like
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working issues and being hired and restaurants just go, just ring it under the illegal social
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And then bigger picture that same idea and same process of using the multiple people using
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You can then parlay that into, we took care of you.
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And if they do figure out some of the 2020 numbers with the same social security number
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voting, I think that would be when the false flag comes.
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And what do you, uh, what do they say that, uh, flack is always bigger when you're over
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And so like, look at what Democrats are freaking out about and screaming about.
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They're really obsessed with getting them away from the treasury.
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They're really obsessed with the department of education.
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So look at whatever they get the loudest about and kick their feet.
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Uh, that's when, you know, you're over the target and that's probably the biggest fraud.
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Uh, next there was an anonymous, uh, government worker who is, I guess, whistleblowing Elon.
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Why in our conversation do you think you need to remain anonymous?
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Uh, personally, professionally, as I said, um, I live in Washington, D.C.
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Starting from January 21st, so the first day of the new administration, things started to
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Um, the, the atmosphere of fear that was in the USAID building, which we're no longer in.
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The atmosphere of fear, uh, in terms of not knowing who was in the building, not knowing
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what their motivations were, not knowing if our emails or channels were safe, um, not knowing
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how to interpret these executive orders, right, around DIA or administration priorities.
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All of that created an atmosphere of massive insecurity.
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And then with the inflections at the end of the sentence every time.
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And it's like people who talk like this shouldn't be in charge of our money.
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I'm not surprised you're anxious because I know that voice and speaking pattern and you're
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And that person thinks they're like whistleblowing Elon and it's like Elon is the whistleblower.
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Are they going to, are they going to clean house?
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But like you're whistleblowing the whistleblower and then saying, oh, we don't know if our
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That's the media doing the framing battle of whistleblowing the whistleblower.
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And then put the, uh, put the face mask on and the, the voice changer.
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And then it's like, oh no, we're actually doing that to you.
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So, uh, it's just a frame, a battle for framing.
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And, uh, I think they're going to lose because the, the examples of the spending that we've
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And then later in the interview, the anonymous person says that they're taking away money
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Um, let's move on to our next USAID related story.
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Uh, as it turns out, USAID was in fact funding both the Wuhan lab gain of function research
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So real, like I, we made this the title of last episode, like we're funding our own
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It literally is that it's just, and then the ideas that the left had and the progressives
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have are so not naturally competitive with the rights ideas that they had to just take
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And then think about like, who's, I was going to say, who's, who's a more frequent taxpayer,
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Republicans or Democrats, people who vote Democrats.
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And like a lot of the people, you know, Democrats still do pay, but a lot of it's capital gains,
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But you know, the plumbers, the electricians, everybody who goes to work every day funding
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Half the time you spent away from your family was to give money for this.
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For Maxine Waters and Chuck Schumer to decide who gets it.
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And so they can rig the election against you that you voted for.
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Tucker had an expose about the weapons in Ukraine and where they really ended up.
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Fact is Ukrainian military is selling a huge percentage, up to half of the arms that we
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I know that for a fact, a fact, OK, not speculation.
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And a lot of us winding up with the drug cartels on our border.
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Of course, you think CIA is not profiting from this.
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Half of the weapons we sent to Ukraine are basically unaccounted for and making their way
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And we said last week that Zelensky himself was saying 100 billion of the 177 billion that
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It's like the USAID business model applied to every single thing.
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So it's like for our taxpayer dollars, we send it here and it comes back for our weapons.
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It's the same like pretend to do something good.
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In reality, the middle man takes 80 percent of it.
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Well, that's the end of our government waste section.
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And they really like to stomp when you're down.
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And they cover their face and they probably have a fake social security number.
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And then, so yeah, I think that's actually going to pick up more.
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Especially, for example, like if there is a clawback and then the hotels don't get the
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payment and then all those people just get released into the street, there's going to
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be some illegal versus normal American showdowns and fights and chaos, unfortunately.
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And, you know, Doge has really taken the spotlight versus the mass deportations.
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We're still in that targeted phase where it's like Trende Aragua members and the real bad
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Mimetic Sisyphus had a tweet about the new data about young Americans.
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He said, every week there's some new bit of data that shows how different the newest
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Cultural attitudes, ethics, test scores, just about everything.
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Then there will be a post about how white Americans are now a minority of the newest
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This is kind of a, these are the effects of mass immigration of whatever ethnicity to
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And he says, oh man, young people are shorter, hate white people, think political violence
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Perhaps the free ride across the Southern border?
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I'm going to wager it has something to do with the Guatemalans.
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So we look at all this broad strokes data and then the rapidly changing demographics of
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It's like you import the third world, you become the third world.
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You know, we've only let down our, we've relaxed our borders based on these fake asylum
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But like, obviously things are going to change and it's not for the better.
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You know, we're not, we're not recruiting MacArthur grant winners from Europe or something.
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And then obviously it's happening in Europe as well.
00:32:23.460
And we know where those people come from, but look at this, look at this tweet Jack
00:32:28.240
He said, it would be a real shame if word got out about the Irish government in negotiations
00:32:32.180
to bring in thousands of Palestinians from Gaza.
00:32:35.900
And then there was an Israeli official who tweeted, can you just read the first half of
00:32:41.300
I have instructed the IDF to prepare a plan that will allow any resident of Gaza who wishes
00:32:46.600
to leave to do so to any country willing to receive them.
00:32:50.580
Hamas has used the residents of Gaza as human shields, built its terror infrastructure in
00:32:55.460
the heart of the civilian population, and now holds them hostage, extorting money from
00:32:59.420
them through their humanitarian aid system and preventing their departure from Gaza.
00:33:03.400
The plan will include exit options via land crossings, as well as special arrangements for
00:33:09.440
Countries such as Spain, Ireland, Norway, and others, which have falsely accused Israel over
00:33:15.540
its actions in Gaza, are legally obligated to allow Gazans to enter their territory.
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Their hypocrisy will be exposed if they refuse.
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Meanwhile, countries like Canada, which has a structured immigration program, have previously
00:33:42.620
expressed willingness to take in residence from Gaza.
00:33:45.380
Are you telling me that one of Israel's wars has displaced two million third world Muslims
00:33:52.380
and Europe is going to have to absorb them all?
00:33:55.260
They're legally obligated, according to this random IDF official.
00:34:05.600
You get into some war for Israel, and then you destabilize Syria or Lebanon, and then they
00:34:13.240
Yeah, we'll facilitate land crossings directly to Europe.
00:34:17.200
We have our own people that we need to move out, and we're told that moving a million
00:34:25.600
Deporting a million people would take 75 years.
00:34:33.440
Back to the Pacific thing, specifically about Ireland.
00:34:35.720
I saw somebody talking about this, how Ireland and the Irish fought the Anglos for so long,
00:34:42.980
so hard, viciously, just to get kind of like complacent and then backdoor conquered by
00:34:57.940
Going on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.
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Tickle juice, posts, notifications, P.O. box, like, comment, comment, comment.
00:35:13.000
In Germany, another European nanny state, you know how you get a boat and you smash the
00:35:23.800
You smash a champagne on it and everyone goes, yeah, now you have good luck for your boat.
00:35:27.360
So, well, because that's dangerous, they created this contraption.
00:35:48.520
So, yeah, you don't want to put new boat owners in danger of being cut.
00:35:54.520
Israeli officials be like, now that the champagne bottle slipped out, you have to take in 12
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I don't think them getting cut by glass is their biggest issue.
00:36:13.000
We've also, by the way, brought in an equal number of civilians from Muslim countries.
00:36:22.320
For your safety, you can't, you know, buy a boat and do a little party.
00:36:36.960
This is from some woman on Twitter who I had not heard of before this, but I trust it.
00:36:45.160
She says, a friend in D.C. who was LinkedIn connected to Sam Britton before and after the
00:36:50.200
luggage stealing incident said Sam Britton changed his name and is now a D.C. consultant
00:36:56.520
Always a soft landing for these deranged leftists.
00:37:00.780
And then she also replied later in the thread said, someone asked if he still is wearing
00:37:12.900
The big titty wood shop teacher is back to teaching as a man at a different school in
00:37:25.340
Key ingredient in plant-based milk linked to colon cancer.
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One of these types of things, I feel bad because I guess some people get sucked into it.
00:37:42.900
I guess, wait, is almond milk plant-based or is that nut-based?
00:37:48.640
Well, it's a nut where they get it from, right?
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But this kind of affects the stupid people anyway.
00:38:01.780
So, nobody who is a red-blooded American is worried about this.
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Just something to kind of, you know, maybe print out and put on your wall or something.
00:38:16.520
If you one-climb ladder of success, your two hands no-go de inside pocket.
00:38:24.700
Can't climb the ladder to success if you no-go de hands in your pocket.
00:38:31.120
I thought you said we were speeding through housekeeping, and then you bring this to me.
00:38:36.920
I get a lot of DMs from people sending me, like, weird schizo stuff or people getting blown up or someone with no arms or whatever.
00:38:46.760
A lot of twinks on spring break talking about their plans.
00:38:50.860
Someone sent me a compilation of their cursed algorithm, and I wanted to share because it's very relatable.
00:39:26.160
That's what going through my Instagram is like.
00:39:27.960
You know, we were just having a conversation the other day that, like, the Rizzler or whatever is now a child star.
00:39:35.380
You know, he's a different type of child star on social media.
00:39:42.180
And then now we just reinvented Barnum and Bailey's freak shows.
00:39:47.940
So there's – everything just is a reiteration, you know?
00:39:52.620
The same people in the 1800s who were like, ooh, that's a good story.
00:39:57.800
If they scrolled on an Instagram algorithm like this, they'd go nuts.
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Well, that's why I'm trying to collect these people and sign deals.
00:40:05.000
I'm not going to get into it, but in bonus land I will.
00:40:07.580
Oliver Cho and I are negotiating, and he is basically extorting me.
00:40:13.340
It's insane, and I'm, like, completely blown away.
00:40:23.440
Last piece of housekeeping is this alien caught on camera.
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Comes down, something, zoomed out, beamed, carries something maybe.
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Hey, I was actually going to say I'm proud of you.
00:40:43.360
You haven't brought up aliens in, like, 10 episodes.
00:40:56.520
Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is another example of how leftists are reacting to Trump's administration.
00:41:02.800
Someone reached out to this personal trainer and listened to what they requested.
00:41:05.860
I had a personal training client genuinely ask me this week what kind of exercises they can start doing that would be beneficial if they were taken in place in a concentration camp.
00:41:14.860
What a stupid fucking dystopia we're in where this is something I have to write a program for.
00:41:21.280
Now, I love them, and I want them to feel safe, so I am doing it.
00:41:24.080
But it's genuinely insane that this is a thing.
00:41:27.060
Yeah, genuinely insane, says the fat personal trainer.
00:41:37.180
You think you're going to a concentration camp, and that's your personal trainer.
00:41:40.760
So it's just like multiple levels of delusional thinking.
00:41:44.700
Like first, the first delusional alternative reality is the client is delusional for hiring a fat personal trainer.
00:41:53.540
And then there's another level to it where the fat personal trainer is delusional into thinking that he needs to write a workout for someone going into Trump's concentration camps.
00:42:03.400
Instead of saying, oh, no, there's not going to be any concentration camps, it's like, guess I'll write the program for my retard client who chose a fat personal trainer.
00:42:11.560
So these people are actually matched up pretty well.
00:42:20.040
I think there'll be like manual labor you'll be doing.
00:42:25.180
You don't have to get your steps in when you're in the concentration camp.
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So, and then in the original video, when this guy was saying, he goes, oh, I can't believe they asked me to do a concentration camp program and I can't believe that's the reality we live in.
00:42:38.020
When he could have said, I can't believe they think that.
00:42:42.320
The sentence was going and it went off the rails.
00:42:45.860
So, you know, fat personal trainer telling his manic client that, yes, I will write a program for you.
00:42:53.580
Does intervention, someone committing either of these people or?
00:43:00.120
It's just another, it's like everyone lives in their own reality.
00:43:03.820
And then all those realities kind of like overlap here and there.
00:43:07.760
And then it's like a global conscious reality of like made up of all of them put together.
00:43:12.860
But there's some people in America who live in a very different world than we do.
00:43:16.520
And we showed that guy last week who went to the DMV to get his gender put back from X to man or whatever.
00:43:22.200
So he could get his passport ready to flee America.
00:43:24.840
And then this guy thinks there are concentration camps coming.
00:43:28.060
And then wouldn't you be doing more extreme things than headed to the DMV or getting a personal training program going?
00:43:35.580
It's like, hey, man, forget working out for a while.
00:43:44.560
I'm going to do some gun training just because the concentration camp stuff's coming.
00:43:50.840
But instead it's just acting out on social media.
00:43:53.160
And then the fat personal trainer, obviously he posted that video of him in the Speedo.
00:43:57.300
This is all his content is being like, I'm fat.
00:44:02.800
And that's another thing like the Barnum and Bailey's freak show thing.
00:44:09.460
This guy is like a WWE like wrestling heel just online.
00:44:14.020
He posts something and it doesn't go to anyone who wants a fat personal trainer.
00:44:17.760
It just goes to 5,000 haters online who immediately fight him in the comments.
00:44:21.940
And then it gets more engagement and then it goes viral.
00:44:24.260
And then this guy's real full-time job is like wrestling in the comments.
00:44:29.980
And so I guess, you know, I guess, I don't know.
00:44:35.820
But I think there was a real concentration camp conversation out there.
00:44:41.900
I'm not going to say who because I don't want to get people mad during the show.
00:44:52.300
Next, another person speaking of living in alternate realities.
00:45:01.020
Can you read the headline, what this woman did to herself?
00:45:03.580
Michigan state rep reveals she voluntarily sterilized herself to avoid pregnancy under Trump.
00:45:12.600
If you know people who are questioning how serious this is, I'm going to repeat myself.
00:45:16.540
A sitting government official opted for voluntary sterilization because she was uncertain she would be able to access contraception in the future.
00:45:26.780
And then like this article went on to say like she had no proof.
00:45:30.480
She never said anything like it could have all just been a PR stunt.
00:45:35.200
Seems like just like an unwell person who had a government job.
00:45:38.700
Which is maybe something those can get to the bottom of.
00:45:42.440
Whatever you do doesn't matter unless you attention seek and blame Trump for it.
00:45:48.380
It's getting to the point where people are sterilizing themselves because we can't trust Trump's America.
00:46:02.400
That USAID employee had to go and blur their face and do an anonymous interview.
00:46:06.740
It's the exact same thing, but just with different levels of insanity to it, right?
00:46:14.200
Men are flocking to female-dominated yoga and Pilates classes, and women are enraged.
00:46:23.640
You guys should have really thought about that before the Boy Scouts, video games, the military, women football referees, trams.
00:46:36.860
I just throw trans in there because women all, you know, feel bad for trans people, so they have to let them ruin everything.
00:46:54.060
And I don't feel bad for them at all unless it's Canada and it's Indians.
00:46:59.380
Because then they're probably being inappropriate.
00:47:02.020
You should have some limits, no men in the class.
00:47:04.600
And I'm willing to go back to these limits, no men in yoga and Pilates, or make it men-only classes every once in a while, if we can have our spaces back, too.
00:47:17.480
With maybe even some more limits on those golf clubs.
00:47:26.720
It's- they read an article about it as if women haven't stepped on every single male industry except the unglamorous bad ones like being a garbage man.
00:47:45.140
They say, when working at a library doesn't mean you can just read all day.
00:47:51.560
So they're doing a little joke that they're mad that they actually have to do work at the library instead of reading.
00:48:01.300
I have a feeling that USAID is somehow paying for this.
00:48:06.120
I just see that and I go, all right, Elon, over here.
00:48:14.620
What do you think's in the teen collection at that library?
00:48:19.140
Queer and POC voices only with this big overalls-wearing, bold nose ring tattooed.
00:48:27.860
And they probably have, like, a safe space thing where you can come and read books about changing your gender.
00:48:33.020
Yeah, they have all the banned books, but they're not really the banned books.
00:48:36.860
They're books that are readily available on Amazon and every website.
00:48:40.000
And they're just gay and some Republican didn't want them in a classroom.
00:48:45.480
This is an area they took, libraries and these type of roles.
00:48:50.080
And then you shouldn't be wearing overalls with that body type.
00:48:53.060
Well, they do that on purpose to make it even worse.
00:48:56.320
It's like if you're not that good looking, instead of improving it and going, okay, I could lose a little weight.
00:49:00.980
I can fix my hair, maybe throw some mascara on.
00:49:04.780
They go, oh, no, I'm going to do green mascara and I'm going to shave the side of my head.
00:49:09.880
I'm going to wear the bulkiest outfit that makes me look the fattest.
00:49:14.120
And guess what kind of books I'm going to give your kid.
00:49:17.940
All right, well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week.
00:49:27.860
It's like fighting in a dream where you can't, like, land a punch to knock the guy out.
00:49:51.480
You're just, like, trying to hit him and it's right there and he won't go to sleep.
00:49:56.660
He's going, like, with that hammer fist and you have, like, this much backswing.
00:50:10.000
Everyone, you know, once in 200 episodes, a white guy does something.
00:50:15.580
Next, the cops confront a guy who refused to pay for his lap dance tab.
00:50:24.540
I get to the back and she wasn't being clear on the instructions.
00:50:28.560
She starts telling me, that's the first song, that's the second song.
00:50:31.760
And then I was like, okay, after 30 minutes, I was like, okay, I'll pay you my 35.
00:50:47.280
So, I don't know how it increased by that dramatic of a number from a 35 bill to a 175 bill.
00:50:58.020
How much did he think he was going to be charged and how much was he actually charged?
00:51:04.180
And then instead, after the 30 minutes, it was $175.
00:51:09.220
That's like a ACT level zero grade one question.
00:51:17.740
So, you were under the impression that you were to pay $135?
00:51:31.440
He's saying, 35, like, please just understand this.
00:51:34.680
This overweight woman cop got both numbers wrong after he repeated it like four times in the story.
00:51:41.360
That's not even the point of the video, but it's just something I noticed.
00:51:44.140
And then she was offering prostitution in the process.
00:51:58.400
I said I'll pay the $35, and that's what I was trying to tell them.
00:52:16.860
That's why you don't hang out at strip clubs, right?
00:52:20.800
And then, like you mentioned, they're doing a prostitution ring there as well.
00:52:27.140
And then goes, well, it's not about what you pay.
00:52:36.880
The strippers, this guy made it past that initial shakedown level where you're, like, embarrassed and whatever.
00:52:49.920
But then the cop comes, and they have an $85 IQ and can't even keep the numbers straight.
00:52:55.440
He's lucky she didn't discharge her weapon at him.
00:53:07.600
Just to show people getting shaken down by strippers.
00:53:13.500
And then it's, like, you're so clearly in the right.
00:53:16.900
And then a cop who's stupid, in this case, you're not even that right if the cop can't understand.
00:53:23.620
So, you're only as right as, like, whoever you're.
00:53:27.000
You're only as right as, like, the person who's receiving the information with authority and how smart they are.
00:53:32.580
So, I think that's why it's peak season to stay out of bad situations, because the moderators, the arbiters, come in, and they're retarded.
00:53:43.740
There's so many good cops that watch the show, especially.
00:53:56.500
Trying to get into the jacuzzi, and you see a giant, fat, twerking, black ass.
00:54:02.620
Auntie twerking on uncle, and three five- to seven-year-olds are waiting to get in.
00:54:07.740
And if you say something, like in other cruise ship situations, there's probably going to be a fight that gets people put in the cruise jail.
00:54:15.960
They call it the brig, and after the deck chairs start flying, the brig gets full.
00:54:22.620
You just film and hope your kids have a normal life, and it didn't affect them too much.
00:54:28.100
And then if you do confront, I'm sure you'll get, I'm on vacation.
00:54:37.400
And then the cops come, and then she goes, wait, so she paid for the cruise, or you paid for the cruise?
00:54:42.740
And she's just having fun on the cruise, and you're mad she's having fun.
00:54:51.080
All right, our last story of Urban Decay is the trans-vegan death cult.
00:54:56.720
Yeah, so this was the original story from a couple weeks ago.
00:55:03.700
Yeah, it was January 31st is when this article was published.
00:55:06.300
It says, manhunt underway for woman linked to killing a Vermont border patrol agent report.
00:55:11.720
So someone in kind of rural Vermont was pulled over by border patrol.
00:55:19.360
One of the people in the car, both of the people in the car, the shooters, got shot.
00:55:26.180
And then new details emerged that basically there was more to this crime than meets the eye.
00:55:32.640
You would think it was something related with Trump or illegal Mexicans or something like that in Vermont.
00:55:38.400
But I'm going to read a little bit from the article.
00:55:40.080
The murder of a U.S. Border Patrol agent near the Canadian border appears to be linked to a radical leftist trans-militant cult accused of killings across the country.
00:55:49.560
Around a week before the January 20th attack, federal law enforcement had been surveilling German national Felix Ophelia Bockholt and University of Washington student Teresa Milo Consuelo Youngblood.
00:56:02.580
But staff at a hotel alerted authorities about seeing the duo with firearms and black tactical clothing.
00:56:09.760
So they were acting sketchy up in Vermont, rooting around.
00:56:13.580
And I think that's a guy and a girl, and they both have a different guy's name and a girl's name.
00:56:20.920
Authorities now say the guns used by Youngblood and Bockholt are owned by a person of interest in other murders and connected to a mysterious cult of transgender geniuses who follow a trans leader named Jack Lasota, also known by the alias Ziz.
00:56:37.260
Bockholt was a biological male who identified as trans and used feminine pronouns.
00:56:41.860
He was an award-winning youth math genius from Freiburg, Germany, who later graduated from the University of Waterloo in Ontario, Canada.
00:56:56.980
And he was hired as a quantitative trader at Tower Research Capital in New York.
00:57:01.440
So it's like these are smart people who got their wires crossed, uncooked pork, as you would say.
00:57:18.000
And then this is a long article that's all about these different crimes.
00:57:25.320
And then another was one of the other member's parents.
00:57:28.600
And they were all kind of unsolved until this case kind of came to a head and the same gun was used in multiple of them.
00:57:35.140
And let's just go through the pictures because this is a trans-vegan militant cult.
00:57:41.400
And then they're all like arrested now or some of them are on the run.
00:57:44.660
And they demanded that they have vegan lawyers.
00:58:02.580
Who would think this young woman would be in a death situation?
00:58:28.340
I'm getting to the point where I just look at these pictures and I go, eh, something ain't right.
00:58:43.200
It's trans people are getting more murderous and dangerous.
00:58:47.260
Yeah, and the lesson is when you see trans people with black tactical gear and like loading up their weapons and accumulating ammo and practicing at the firing range, you see something, you say something.
00:59:05.200
But trans people are mentally ill and have issues.
00:59:07.600
And when they're practicing and they're really excited and they're all wearing the outfits and got backpacks full of ammo, it's not going to be a good thing.
00:59:15.280
Yeah, so shout out to the Vermont hotel person who called that one in because you uncovered, they started pulling a thread.
00:59:23.540
And that's what's happening in America these days.
00:59:25.620
And if you're a show watcher, a hotel call-in person, we'll send you some shirts.
00:59:31.360
I was going to say, that's a long shot, but Vermont.
00:59:33.880
And if you guys know who called them in, tell them and we'll get them some shirts.
00:59:36.920
All right, don't get too down or too depressed.
00:59:42.060
All right, our first clip of Uplifting Gold is a girl who's working out at the gym.
00:59:55.440
While I was upping the weight, a stranger walked past.
01:00:06.920
And then he helps her through some reps at the end there.
01:00:20.520
You know, explains all the stuff, shows some form.
01:00:28.460
But in today's age, a girl at the gym, I don't need a spot.
01:00:39.680
And then if you say yes, the guy gives you a spot and he tells you a bunch of workout tips that he's probably accumulated over 50 years.
01:00:54.580
But today, like most girls who film themselves at the gym, oh, I'm getting harassed.
01:01:00.320
People are always looking at me, asking if they need a spot.
01:01:02.820
I bench more than you or whatever they think they do.
01:01:06.260
But then that's actually how it plays out a lot of the times.
01:01:10.100
And you still shouldn't be wearing just a sports spot at the gym.
01:01:16.840
He didn't wait for the bar to start going back down until he helped.
01:01:27.840
Because I've seen some people go like this, and they go crazy, and they inch it up.
01:01:36.900
When it goes back down, do you grab and just pull it off?
01:01:46.360
I mean, unless you're looking to do negatives or half reps, I'm not forcing you to do anything.
01:01:50.060
I'm a spotter where if you're starting to get stalemated, I'll come in with just the smallest amount of pressure that gets it all the way up the whole way.
01:01:58.260
So you're getting that last rep even though you didn't get it naturally.
01:02:03.440
I was going to say, there's different philosophy.
01:02:05.320
But you wouldn't do that until the bar started going negative.
01:02:12.600
The problem is once it goes negative, the person's done.
01:02:19.940
And then I say I helped a little on that last one.
01:02:21.360
The going negative thing is really more for like one rep or like two or three rep max.
01:02:27.640
And if you're going for a max and then it goes negative, you just get it pulled off your chest.
01:02:32.020
But that, it's like you're doing two reps and you failed on the third and we'll give you one more fake one.
01:02:37.520
It's, you know, there's different types of spotting.
01:03:05.320
This team runs this play every fucking time at the baseline.
01:03:32.620
If it was good, wouldn't somebody have done it before?
01:03:35.020
And it seems like wasted motion, and then he just does a normal pitch at the very end.
01:03:46.160
I mean, obviously, he wouldn't do that windup with someone on base.
01:03:55.580
Next is a proposal in the woods, and look what happens at the end.
01:04:12.520
I would say we're going to fast forward, but, you know.
01:04:47.600
Our last clip for the whole show is a shout-out, I believe, from a police officer.
01:04:56.940
It's a police officer at a police-involved shooting, I believe.
01:05:01.580
Fleckus Talks, the podcast, the best news podcast of all time.
01:05:10.840
And I don't know if he wanted us to shout him out.
01:05:15.180
You can see, and I know the town, because I'm from the state.
01:05:23.440
We had to blur the police cruiser's side so no one knows what city that is.
01:05:33.380
And then a lot of ones that got hired for bad reasons.
01:05:37.780
And then also, if you're a cop, well, I guess it would only work in Florida.
01:05:48.080
I'm not going to say the specific precinct, but they're major show watchers, and we love
01:05:57.140
But that was 2024, so hopefully it still works in 2025.
01:05:59.940
And if I got pulled over in Florida, I'd still show it, because New York and Florida, you know,
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