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Today on the show, cops are smoking doinks on the job in this week's Urban Decay, Richard Ratboy and I try to do some trans math, while Rachel Levine tries to get us fired in this weeks Cringe of the Week, and last but not least, a prank goes horribly wrong in This week's Uplifting Gold. All this and more on this weeks episode of Flackers Talks the Podcast.
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All right, welcome back to Flackers Talks the Podcast, episode 63.
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Today on the show, cops are smoking doinks on the job in this week's Urban Decay.
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Richard Ratboy and I try to do some trans math.
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We break down the equations while Rachel Levine tries to get us fired in this week's Cringe of the Week.
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And last but not least, a prank goes horribly wrong in this week's Uplifting Gold.
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All this and more is Flackers Talks the Podcast, episode 63, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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Flackers Talks the Podcast featuring Richard Ratboy.
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Hopefully during the break, everyone realized how much they like and appreciate and missed the podcast.
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I definitely think there are some people checking on Friday, got a little sad, you know.
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Didn't watch, exposed yourself for not watching all the way to the end of the other episode.
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So in that time, obviously, a lot of news has happened.
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A lot of things are causing heart attacks and blood clots since we've been gone.
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Artificial sweeteners are now killing young people.
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But they put experts in quotes randomly on this.
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So I think that even they're getting wise to the bait and switch that's currently happening.
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I'm starting to say, a lot of experts have been saying a lot of things for a while.
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Sitting in a car for four hours can cause heart attacks and blood clots since we've been gone.
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Video games, which I think we predicted on the show.
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Artificial sweeteners, too, are these things that are ubiquitous and, like, young people are involved in.
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They need cover for younger and younger sudden illnesses and bafflings.
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They need to justify why all the young people are having heart attacks and blood clots all of a sudden.
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No, I think being a cold Indian, heart attacks and blood clots...
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Yeah, it said, India, three die of heart attack, 22 hospitalized, number of brain stroke on the rise due to sudden exposure to cold temperature, doctors say.
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So if you're cold and an Indian, you got to watch out.
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Heart attacks and blood clots could be coming your way.
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Being trans can cause heart attacks and blood clots as well?
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Study finds health risks for transgender women on hormone therapy.
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The study looked at the records of 5,000 transgender people and found a higher risk of blood clots, stroke, and heart attacks.
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So it's another case of the snake eating its tail, which we always say.
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The left is so progressive that eventually it eats itself.
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Yeah, I think that is in the same vein, at least under the umbrella.
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But they're so happy and healthy, trans people.
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They never have repeat visits to the doctor and prescriptions for the rest of their life.
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Serious complications that require an additional surgery that's basically redoing the first surgery the entire time over.
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Get them on the payroll, thousands and thousands of dollars of surgery every few months.
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So if you see Avatar 2, it puts you at risk of blood clots and heart attacks.
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Yo, if you're an Indian, you're on level three homeland security threat.
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And then also seeing Avatar 2 is offensive to Aboriginal people.
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It said indigenous communities are boycotting Avatar 2, the way of the water, for anti-indigenous rhetoric.
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Wasn't that the whole point of the first one, too?
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Like some goons came into a world that didn't really matter and said, we can wipe them out.
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And the guy got a girlfriend and then, like, screwed over all of humanity.
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That should be a reverse lesson here on being loyal to your boys and loyal to the operation.
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So those are all the things causing heart attacks and blood clots.
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Some cases of the snake eating its own tail, the left eating itself.
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There was also a study that came out while we were on break about unvaxed traffic accidents.
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It said, people who skipped their COVID vaccine are at higher risks of traffic accidents, according to a new study.
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It's, like, whoever did this study, it's all in Canada.
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And based on, because remember, Canada had that power grab where they started tracking people's phones during COVID.
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And they said, oh, we'll use this data for whatever.
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And it said, the findings could justify changes to driver insurance policies, the author says.
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So these guys are kind of snitching on people being, like, make them pay more.
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But so, it says, this is the other piece I found interesting.
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Or at least these are the findings of a new study published this month in the American Journal of Medicine.
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Canadian researchers examined the, what I said, the data that was encrypted by cell phones.
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And it's, like, that's what the American Journal of Medicine is up to.
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They're telling you what unvaccinated people might be prone to.
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And this is the study we're going to lead with.
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Shouldn't you be segmenting the actual vaccinated people and being, like, okay, here's what they need to do.
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And then they're just looking at how likely you are to get in a car crash.
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Shouldn't you be looking at myocarditis and, like, heart things and all the blood clots?
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Instead, you're trying to get non-vax people higher insurance rates?
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And that's a second producer in a San Diego ABC local studio, which I'm sure is, like, a 20-person studio.
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And it says, Erica Gonzalez joins Dax Tejera as one of ABC's two producers to pass away in the past week.
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There's going to be new phrases coming out, too.
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We should keep track of all the new phrases they come out with.
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Sean Penn made a comment the other day about how unvaxxed people should go to jail.
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Two years after the vaccine stopped, never worked.
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Fact-checked is interesting because when we first started, like, when I first started Fleck's Talks,
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I got fact-checked one time on a gun video, like, when the actors were cold-reading on the facts.
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And I thought it was such a big deal and I was so nervous.
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And it was literally, like, a script issue where one of the numbers was misread and I just didn't edit it correctly.
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I'm like, people are going to be, you know, going to lose my credibility.
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And now it's like the news contacts me and, like, I, like, write bits back to them.
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I try to get them to say stuff about Rob Smith.
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Or, like, you know, like, it's a complete joke rite of passage.
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And if you get fact-checked now, it's like, good, fact-check me.
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So the whole mindset has changed where we used to be afraid of, like, the left's attacks and the left's media, the media arm and the media monster coming for you.
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I'm going to, like, try to make you write something with a hidden code in it that makes you look stupid.
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That's a smart way to, like, use them as a tool for your own purposes.
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And I think this Twitter thing is scaring a lot of people, too, into thinking, like, all right, whatever crazy shit we do and whatever emails we send might get surfaced, you know, over time.
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And the fact-checkers are, like, I think we were talking to somebody who got fact-checked and he was emailing.
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Because you can email and, like, adjust your caption to bend the knee just to get it off your account.
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And one of the fact-checkers was, like, a college student.
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There's some, like, pseudo-journalist, like, fat guy, like, neckbeard type out there.
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The fact-checkers are not very impressive people.
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And so it's a lot scarier on paper than it is in real life.
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But any takeaways from home since you were home?
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The one takeaway that I did have was, like, the default male conversation whenever I was
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And it's, like, dude, they printed, they just passed the $1.7 trillion omnibus bill that
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gives, like, money to tranny seagulls in New Mexico.
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And everybody wants to talk about who the Jets are going to get or, you know, who, oh, the
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Everyone's dead, and they're trying to turn your sons into daughters.
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You know, I'm friends with smart people and stuff, but it really does, like, ugh.
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You get a call on the house phones with alarms going off.
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It's just, like, the whole house is, like, on a five-alarm fire, and it's just, like,
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That's, like, you get a call after dinner, somebody better be dead.
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Echoes, and then certain ones have a higher ring.
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And it's just, the whole house is, like, the alarm's going off, and it's, like, someone's
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Five phones ring, an alarm goes off in your house, and it's some mouth breather telling
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Tua Tagovailoa, the quarterback for the Dolphins.
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He is, like, the one who always gets concussions.
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Like, he got into, like, a bad pose after he got wrecked once.
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That guy, he's always, like, falling, and, like, he's just whipping his head.
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Like, he falls, rolls, whips his head, and he's always bouncing his head off the
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I'm sorry you're hurt, but you're also not helping yourself out.
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There's a certain type of player out there, and he's one of them where you just,
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like, are very vulnerable and not looking out for yourself when you fall.
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He's just whipping his head and bouncing his head off the ground every week.
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So, it's tough to watch that, I guess, is my point.
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I agree with you, and it's always, like, someone swipes out his legs, and it's,
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It's the whiplash, and it's, like, he's out again.
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Yeah, he's knocking himself out cold constantly.
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And, dude, I feel like it's an easy decision to make, like, all right, I'm done.
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But when you're at that level, and you're Tua, and you're on a multi-multi-million dollar
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You're probably making, like, $30 million a year.
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Well, he might be on his rookie contract still, but he's, like, set to make that much.
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So, I feel bad for people who are put in that position, where it's, like, he really, really
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And is probably doing something that may, down the line, be not that great for himself.
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You know, I'd rather get my brain scrambled and make $100 million than live to $80 and
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have a great brain while I'm in some shitty house, right?
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Unfortunately, life is not like that, and there's not a genie that goes, which one?
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Here's $100 million in a scrambler for your brain.
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So, you might live in a shitty house and still have a scrambled brain.
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There's, like, a world where the other way happens.
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Are you going to talk about the other NFL quarterback who you've been talking to?
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I'm not spilling any beans, but I do talk to a NFL quarterback who is on a real team,
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If someone DMs you, you don't – like, I've had this thing where somebody – I followed
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someone, and then they go, Richard Rapboy just followed me.
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And I mean, obviously, for bigger people, that's a bigger deal.
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And then when Super Bowl Sunday comes around and I want to go, they're going to say yes.
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I have like – I guess it's a little late for Christmas bits, so I'm probably going to skip
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Hey, you don't run into traffic when you create your own lane.
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It's a little late, but I didn't see you for Christmas.
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First is the large-breasted woodshop teacher ornament.
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Yeah, so next year you can put that on the tree.
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I got it from my brother-in-law, and I kept all week during Christmas telling him, like,
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I want to, like, you know, talk to you on the side.
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But then they accidentally shipped it to my New Orleans place.
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That was going to be for my brother-in-law, but it got shipped here.
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Which is an insane, that's not a branding thing you normally see.
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A man who invented chicken, invented, in quotes, chicken tikka masala dies at age 77, which is
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But also the Indians are all dying from the COVID stuff, maybe.
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Seems to be having bad reactions to whatever got injected into whoever.
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Not going to say who was forced to do what, but we all know.
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I was thinking something while we were home on the break.
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You know how the Biden luggage twink kind of was really empowered and was like-
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And then he was like feeling confident and then he started stealing from innocent people.
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And then it's kind of like a theme of what's going on right now.
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Like you have a protected class, like a trans guy who's in the Biden administration.
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And he's going to use like the gray area that exists from big corporations to do what
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And in his head, he's probably like, I'm going to steal this luggage.
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The people who didn't get their luggage are going to go to the ticket counter.
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We have accounted for, you know, X amount of missing luggage a day.
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And he thought he could just operate in that gray area.
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And that's kind of like what happened in America where it's like we have all these
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huge corporations, big pharma, big tech, all these big, big, big businesses that are
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so big that it leaves room for the bad guys to steal from the innocent under the guise of
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And the same thing happened to me with Uber Eats one time.
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There was the bag was kind of opened and like rolled shut.
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And my fries were missing, but there were ketchup packets in the bag that were put in
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And I think the person stole the fries and was like, oh, this guy, if he even reports
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it, it's going to go back to Uber Eats, say I was missing fries.
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Uber Eats doesn't go, all right, five bucks back to you.
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Well, it's like another example of like the same idea of like corporations are so big that
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there's room for evil people within them to skim off the top and take from the innocent.
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And then the corporation's big enough to just write a check and go, uh, I guess they forgot
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We're a billion, billion, billion dollar company.
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I just thought you were going to make some broader point.
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Like you did the whole preamble with the luggage twink.
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I thought it was going to be about more than just Uber Eats and missing French fries and
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He looks like an Instagram girl, like where they're, where they do use those filters.
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I think for him, they're going to run, they're going to say he's running in 2024.
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And then right before they're going to have no one else come.
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But to be fair, you've predicted that like several times now, right?
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Michelle Obama in 2016, Michelle Obama in 2020, probably.
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Well, Michelle Obama 2020, I floated that idea for sure.
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They're probably going to let Derek Chauvin off on his retrial all at the same time.
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The Michelle Obama, like imagine is the media's wet dream.
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And that's what it'll be to elevate Michelle Obama.
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And those were like bad people that still got elevated and it still worked.
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I don't think she has a passion for her own, maybe a little bit of her own ego, but I
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don't think she wants to give up a sick life where you still have secret service.
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You know, I think that private sector payoff life is too good for her.
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Martha's Vineyard Mansion, you know, who would want to be in scrutiny under scrutiny?
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I think they use her as a fundraiser tool, maybe.
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And then, but she never really actually delivers anything.
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Hopefully, uh, yeah, hopefully she doesn't run.
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Cause if she does forget mail in ballots, that'll just be a brutal race.
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Especially if it's against Trump and then they let Derek Chauvin go.
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Letting Derek Chauvin go like right at the peak so we can get, uh, June 2020 all over
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That's what I think is going to happen because I'm not going to get too deep.
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We've talked about this in bonus land, but I'm not going to get too deep into it.
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But basically it's like when they do that retrial for Derek Chauvin, they're going to
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They're going to see that, uh, George Floyd had double the amount of fentanyl, the lethal
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He's saying, I can't breathe before going down to the ground.
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And the knee on the back is actually police protocol.
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So Derek Chauvin like wasn't just winging it or doing some random thing.
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Uh, so there's a couple of things in the works there where I think they saved that
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2024 mob rules, mobs go out and go crazy BLM, uh, 2020 all over again.
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They do another Kyle Rittenhouse, but this time he does fire indiscriminately into the
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And then Michelle Obama comes to cool everyone down and save the day and get 90 million votes.
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It becomes like an unfathomable, like 90% of America turned out to vote.
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And then they'll actually have like real numbers and they'll do the mail and stuff like they
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And then even if we try to win in the short term, I'm not trying to get too negative here,
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but even if you win the short term game a little bit longterm, there's 50 million illegal
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So the Democrats are very good at what they do.
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They're very good at ruining America because there's a lot of like legal blockades that can
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easily let the status quo keep going the way it is.
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Or 30 border walls for how much we gave to Ukraine.
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The illegal criminals and the people who come here and immediately start killing or shooting
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Richard Rappoy and I talk about how I don't have any hobbies and don't like to do stuff.
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In Bonusland today, I am going to go through evidence collected by a private investigator
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And every time I tell people this new theory, they immediately go, hmm, that sounds right.
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It's going to be $2 and then going forward, it might jump to $3 or $4 a month.
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We have at least a 30-minute episode coming this week.
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Every week, there's a bonus episode that comes out on Mondays in Bonusland.
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We're talking about OJ and a bunch of other things today.
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Oh, and Bonusland, we're talking about our new pets too.
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I have a new pet that I had from over Christmas that I'm going to have to share with everybody.
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Do you have the video of the other guy's review or no?
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Oh, we talk about a lot of messed up shit, right?
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And some harsh words that aren't necessarily one for one to a congregation.
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He was just, hey, he can't recommend this podcast to the congregation.
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That's the best review we may have ever gotten.
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Our first clip from Cringe of the Week is a couple cringeries.
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Someone's out there with a mask doing something athletic that they can't pull off.
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If you're about to jump on a bag and do a little stunty and your hands go out like this
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and you do a little prepare stomp, you see that little jump before the jump?
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I did one where I was coming down the stairs after a big leg day like in high school or
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something and I did like a two stair step and I just got folded.
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We have some trans math that we're trying to understand.
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Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor.
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And we can kind of reduce this fraction down to what it means and kind of figure out what
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So I think first step would be remove all the adjectives.
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So we're left with man gives birth to partner's baby with sperm donor.
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Like right there, we're already pretty good, right?
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And then we can kind of cut, do we have to cut nouns, I guess, next?
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So you can't, in this rule though, this situation, you cut the nouns of everyone who's an adult,
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So it leaves us with X gives birth to baby with sperm donor.
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And then gives birth to baby means X equals a woman.
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So we're backing into who these people are by the verbs.
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So it's a complicated world, but if you have the tools, immediately eliminate the adjectives
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that are the nouns, the adjectives, then nouns.
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No, woman gives birth to baby with sperm donor.
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And that's, you know, that's trans math right there.
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It's a little confusing, but we got to the eventual conclusion.
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You will probably have multiple headlines where we need to do that again.
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And I think that's part of it, too, is they like to confuse you.
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And they like going, you know, they like going the extra mile so that, like, they can live
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It's like, well, at least it's not a trans man, non-binary partner, female sperm donor.
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So they take a mile so that you can give an inch, you know, that type of thing.
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They take a mile, and then you assume the truth is somewhere where they took it to.
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And then you hear a birthing person, and you're like, that's fine.
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Yeah, there was a really good point made by John Doyle.
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Remember in Toy Story when Buzz Lightyear had, like, that mental breakdown, and then he became
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a lady, and he started identifying as Mrs. Nesbitt, and he kind of was like a schizo and lost
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his mind because something traumatic happened and became a girl, a different identity?
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He said, Buzz Lightyear had a traumatizing experience, and unable to process it, he immediately
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coped by developing an alternative gender identity, Mrs. Nesbitt, as an antisocial trauma response.
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Kind of is exactly what is going on, I think, these days.
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Pretty damning for the trans community, I'd say.
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Rachel Levine, Admiral Levine, one of our favorites.
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She's been calling for censorship for misinfo on transgender ideology stuff.
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So health professionals have a critical role to play.
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We must continue and to expand their work to address health misinformation directly with
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Now, this includes, but it goes beyond COVID-19.
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So I'd like to just talk briefly about another area of substantial misinformation that is directly
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impacting health equity in our nation, and that is the health equity of sexual and gender
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There is substantial misinformation about gender-affirming care for transgender and gender-diverse
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We are in this nation facing an onslaught of anti-LGBTQI plus actions at the state levels
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across the United States, and they aren't dangerous to the public health.
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The positive value of gender-affirming care for youth and adults is not in scientific or medical
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We need to work together to get our voices out in the front line.
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And we know how effective our medical community can be talking to communities, whether it's
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She's like, we need to get out front, get and be talking.
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Aren't you guys already out front and talking the most?
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I've seen you more than I've seen any other assistant health secretary in history.
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And the Marines now in the military, they're discouraging use of sir and ma'am to their
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Marines told to stop using sir and ma'am to avoid misgendering superiors.
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Because the people in charge of the military are all trash.
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Because the superiors are all doing pup play and shit.
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And they might be a dude and it might be a twink.
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It might be confusing because all the superiors are up to this twink shit.
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This was from a report by the University of Pittsburgh.
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The exhaustive 738 page study that the Marines first commissioned in 2020 says that's the end
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Someone at the University of Pittsburgh was just ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
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And it could have been just, you know, he printed his paper.
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And he could have put it right into a shredder.
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And it would have been better off than, like, whatever happened here.
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It's like, this is what happens when we take two weeks off from the podcast.
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How about, before we move on, how about the trans science is not in dispute?
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It's like, we've reached consensus without you guys.
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There was a trans woman who was accused of credit card fraud because her voice didn't match.
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I was going to say, I don't have the asset for it.
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She called her bank and was like, hey, this is Rachel.
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My favorite part of all of that sort of thing is, like, immediately after some sort of
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injustice like that, like, they send the camera crew over to that trans person's house and
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she's holding up a MasterCard and it's, like, the photo shoot for the article that we're
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And then it's like, you think you guys are oppressed?
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You get a little mix-up on the phone and you call the news.
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I'm pretty sure the whole media runs interference for you guys to do whatever you want.
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So, whereas, like, the other case, that dad who lost custody of his...
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He was fighting for custody of his kids because he had a liberal crazy wife who wanted to transgender
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I'm sure he's got a tough time getting, like, ABC News over to report on that.
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The person who had the phone call, not a great phone call with the bank is getting news coverage.
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Yeah, but Jeff Younger, whose children are being trans by his ex-wife in California, now has no legal way of stopping it.
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And they're going to go to California and they're going to get chemically castrated because his wife's a nut.
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And probably hates him and turning the kids against the father.
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Well, this next clip or this next story will dispel any myths.
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People sometimes say that transgender people are mentally unwell.
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So, people think that trans people are mentally ill.
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People are putting frozen tomato paste up into their man-made-
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And they're putting tomato paste up there to simulate a period.
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It's like immediately go to the vegetable aisle.
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You know how girls be, you know, tomato pasting themselves.
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If you guys thought that being trans was a mental illness, obviously, this probably proves
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It's very sound, very stable, normal, very normal.
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It might not be true, but it kind of rings true.
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And I think it's a good technique if you're a person with a trans child.
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I'm going to go ahead and say likely not true, but a good idea anyway.
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It's written in a 4chan style, so just bear with me.
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But it says, daughter says she's trans, ninth grade.
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Next morning, she's done with the whole trans thing.
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Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth?
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Definitely not cool when your parents also do it.
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Because that's exactly how actual trans women do it.
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There is a cop smoking a doink on duty in New York.
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So you could argue some jobs like you can handle it.
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If you saw like a banker, like a Wall Street banker smoking a joint,
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you might be like, oh, that guy's probably smart and can handle it.
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And it's like the only way I would say that she's fine to do that
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But that looks like, that looks a little sketchy to me.
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That's the type of person they hired just to fill a quota to.
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And now she's smoking a doink on the side of the street.
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And just like completely treating it like you work at Subway or something.
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Imagine a cop smoking a joint and immediately getting a traffic stop.
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It's not a good time to be paranoid if you're an NYPD officer.
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In an Islamic terrorism incident over New Year's?
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But they see what we're doing to ourselves and they're just like.
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In the 90s and the early 2000s, it was like, yeah, we need to terrorists to attack these
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They're really productive on the international scale.
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They're swirling around the bottom of a toilet right now.
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Next, before we get into the depressing clips, the sacks on the subway.
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It's funny because if someone gets on my subway and is playing a saxophone, like I'd be a little
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It's better than fighting, but it's still like.
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It's kind of like a, your own unique, like I'm going down with the ship and I'm having
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It's like the music at the end of the Titanic and they kept playing and the water was coming.
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I'm not, I'm just saying like in general, like a bucket boys or anybody comes.
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So with an instrument on my train car, I'm not thrilled, but that guy's are different.
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I like a smooth jazz like that, especially during some chaotic times.
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Next, the girl gets, actually, let's go to the dangerous criminal bail fund.
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Basically, this is something I memed about and it happened a little week or two ago.
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It said dangerous criminal shoots victim 11 times after being released by celebrity backed
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And let's see the picture of the dangerous criminal.
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Oh, well, I don't think you're supposed to call him dangerous criminal.
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I don't think you're supposed to call him that.
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The problem is the calling it dangerous criminal.
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The problem is the words, not the 11 times shot.
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After being released for already getting arrested for something else.
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And the celebrities are like John Legend, Richard Branson, Danny Glover that have donated to
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They folded like that guy because they can't defend the liability.
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And the guy who he shot 11 times was just this nice middle-aged Asian guy who I think
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So stop Asian hate by bailing out people who will just go and shoot the Asians.
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Well, there may have been some socioeconomic factors at play that made the person have to
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Well, there were socioeconomic factors for the first five bullets.
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And then he has no justification for the last six, which is a problem.
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Well, it's because you probably had too many bullets and that's a gun issue.
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He was making a statement on high capacity magazines by doing that crime.
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If he had a revolver with just five shots, that would have just been socioeconomic.
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That means he's got the extended mag, the clippy.
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So you got the extended mag and that's the problem.
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I know there are certain types of gun people who get out here and start going crazy.
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They robbed the food truck for, I don't know, $75.
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I can't imagine the cash is more than $300 at any given time.
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You should just like order a ton of food and then take it and run.
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They're just robbing like the cell phones and wallets of these low level food truck workers.
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And then if one of these Mexican workers pulled out a Glock and just went bow, bow, bow, like you're all dead for $85.
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Such high stakes shit for such low stakes rewards.
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If you're a criminal, what would your crimes be?
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Like what would your, what would be your moneymaker?
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Because this low level shit, it's really tasteless.
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It's really classless to go steal from another citizen.
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That's like you ruin your whole life for nothing.
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I would do things like I would go to like a notorious art collector's house in Venice and I would go underwater and then I would blow up the roof.
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Then the cops would come and go, oh, we don't know where they are, but I'm under the water still.
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And then they would crack the safe and then we get like into these little jet ski underwater things and we get onto a speedboat and then we get out.
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I would probably, I'd probably go find where my ex-girlfriend was.
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She works in, or she dates a guy who runs a casino.
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I'd probably hang around the casino for a while.
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Well, I'd do some bait and switches, really like kind of establish months of somebody working there, like a blackjack dealer or something.
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And then I'd probably, you know, know when the cash was going to be at the highest and when the cash switch was.
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I have my small Asian friend go in and then he gets out and he gets around the, you know, the wires or the-
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So he gets around and then it's like me and my boys and we just do it.
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And then I'd come back four seasons later and do it with all girls.
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Because there's nasty-ass little boys hitting me.
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It's like that doesn't really come out of anywhere.
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It's not taught to little kids that they're beating you up because you're white.
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And it's just like true and she knows why and she doesn't know that you're not supposed
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to say certain things about race and she just says it and it's the honest truth.
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It seems like you're disrespecting your own audience is what I would say.
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If I don't do anything to you, that threatens your life.
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That guy wants to very badly be not in public right now.
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Feels good to not be involved in any dramatic situations like that.
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And if you find yourself fighting with your significant other a lot like that, it's time
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to really reevaluate and see if you should pull that trigger and find a new, better life.
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I don't even know what happened and I'm on the guy's side because he's trying to get
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And they probably live together so they're stuck.
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And it gets way worse than it would have been because they live together.
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You want to talk about any of the airport stuff that went on?
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We had airport freakouts, but everyone's seen the airport freakouts.
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Show us a lost baggage claim and a ticket that got reprinted 30 times and we'll send you
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I saw some videos of people going like, it's Christmas.
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And they're like, and the flight crew just timed out.
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And then people go, no, like the most visceral, like, why'd you do this?
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That's part of the problem too with those airlines is like, um, it's, it's like a ex-girlfriend
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And then all of a sudden they go, well, they go off the, off the rails and all of a sudden
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They canceled flights and then said your next flight is in a week.
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Well, when I was flying home, uh, when I was flying here for, uh, they offered me like
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And then they offered me a flight on January 2nd and I flew back December 29th.
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So it was like, here, you got a place to stay for five days.
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I do the opposite where once they cancel my flight, I just immediately start booking new
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And I, and I think I left some flights on the, on the, on the table, some money on the
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My flight got canceled twice and I just kept buying new flights.
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And then I got home and it was like, well, it took me three flights to get one flight.
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Uh, I probably spent $500 total three flights, each $500 and one of them took me home.
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Then my head, I'm like 1500 bucks gets me home today or it's just like, just do it.
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And then one of them might, you can't tell me stuff like that.
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I had a December 31st flight on Southwest and I was like, Southwest, I don't trust.
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How much money did you spend on airline tickets that you didn't, flights you didn't take this
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$1,500, but then if I don't take a flight, well, here's the thing, if I buy a ticket
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for a flight and they cancel the flight, they send me back the money.
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Cause they probably rebooked you on something and then you don't show up.
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And I'm like on my phone, just trying to get home and I'm like, I'm not going back
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So you kind of got caught in urban decay this week.
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Well, I wasn't yelling at anybody, but they would go to JFK is canceled and I'm, or the
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Um, and then I get home and I'm like, phew, now I'm home.
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You could have taken a train and you spent $1,500 on flights.
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Cause you booked three, but they should give me the money back because they canceled the
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If I buy a flight and you cancel it, give me back my money.
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Maybe I'm hoping to see some returns in my account this week.
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I don't, it's sloppy work, but that's how I operate.
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I'm on a one track mission and the missions to get home to New York, the missions to get
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It's just like, yeah, it's going to be a thousand dollars.
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So there was a one flight where they canceled the flight and then everyone's like, Oh, go
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to the customer service, you know, go to the customer service window and we'll help you.
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And then every single person from the planes at the customer service window.
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And there's 50 people in line, maybe a hundred people in line.
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I don't see money as like, like hard earned money.
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Like, Oh, I spent 10 hours working to get this much money, which is, you know, I just
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So it's like, Hey, how much tokens to get home right now?
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You can either go on this line or you can go back to the hotel and come back tomorrow.
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And it's like, I'll spend whatever amount of tokens.
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As long as you get that money back, which you have made no moves to get.
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I don't think you're even going to pay attention to it, but I'm not.
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Oh, Hey, there's flights that cost a thousand dollars.
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He makes me sad, but Hey, Delta and American do the right thing.
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If you cancel the flight, send me back my money.
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Well, that's the, I want to do the Mousetrap one.
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That's uplifting, but I'm also, you know what I'm going to say.
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You wouldn't get your fingers in a Mousetrap for $8.
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I wouldn't get my fingers in a Mousetrap for $800.
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We already know your fucking, your financial decision making.
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I wouldn't put my fingers in a Mousetrap for $800.
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Because all the money's gone and here they are getting Mousetrap for $22.
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How much would it take for me to get a Mousetrap and just for you to put your fingers into
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This is my favorite clip from the last week besides the stuff we're going to talk about in
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This is my favorite clip I saw this week on the show.
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Next is the guy on the diet with his girlfriend.
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Next uplifting thing, they're making a trans boxing league.
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It says the WC president announces plans for transgender boxing categories next year, which
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I'm assuming they're going to, I'm assuming it's every, I didn't read the article, but
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The debate surrounding the inclusion is certainly.
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If that's really what it is, I will watch every single fight.
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I will get a huge food spread for every single fight.
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There is room for transgender inclusion in America.
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It's just not in the schools with the kids and whatever.
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You get into a cannon, they launch you somewhere.
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We want you to beat each other up in a ring in the octagon.
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Stay out of the girls locker room, stay out of church and schools and stop demanding the
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world bend to your will because you're kind of like 0.1% of the population and you're
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getting a little scary, but we will support your boxing league.
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We don't support you sneakily fighting in an all girls league that you used to be a man
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And you break people's eye sockets with your giant fist.
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But if you want to fight each other, I'll watch every single second.
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Imagine you went to one and they're like, there's that guy.
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They're all trained tranny fighters and they just go, boom, boom.
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It's like, you touch his girl and it's like, you tripping, bro.
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There's a guy out there meeting a girl in real life.
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If you get to say one bad word without getting in trouble.
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I got some Sam Britton updates that you saw me working on earlier today that are not explosive.
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The information's out there, but we might cover that in bonus land, I'd say.
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Let's cover that in bonus land or even next week and really do a deep dive on it.
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Sam Britton, not only a thief, but a liar as well.
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You're not going to want to miss what we got going on in bonus land.
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Someone did a words or just words until action actually starts.
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Quote on their present for Christmas happening here behind us.
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Hope everyone had a nice Christmas break and let's have a great year here on the show.
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We're going to be hitting episode 100 this year.
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Let's keep it 100 and let's have a great time doing it.