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00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Flackers Talks the Podcast, episode 63.

00:00:03.900 Today on the show, cops are smoking doinks on the job in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:08.480 Richard Ratboy and I try to do some trans math.

00:00:11.400 We break down the equations while Rachel Levine tries to get us fired in this week's Cringe of the Week. 1.00

00:00:16.480 And last but not least, a prank goes horribly wrong in this week's Uplifting Gold.

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00:02:29.380 Welcome back to the show.

00:02:31.280 Hopefully during the break, everyone realized how much they like and appreciate and missed the podcast.

00:02:36.320 I definitely think there are some people checking on Friday, got a little sad, you know.

00:02:41.500 Didn't watch, exposed yourself for not watching all the way to the end of the other episode.

00:02:44.940 Yeah.

00:02:45.320 Because we told you we were taking a break.

00:02:46.720 Some people were itching for sure.

00:02:48.480 Happy New Year.

00:02:50.340 We're not starting the New Year on this. 0.97

00:02:52.960 Trash bits. 0.85

00:02:53.860 We're not starting the New Year. 0.98

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00:02:55.820 Yeah.

00:02:56.100 That's happy with B's instead of P's.

00:02:58.800 Smart.

00:02:59.560 High-level.

00:03:00.400 High-level podcast here.

00:03:01.820 Yeah.

00:03:02.040 Happy January 6th, which is today.

00:03:04.180 Oh.

00:03:05.000 Yeah.

00:03:05.560 Anniversary.

00:03:06.880 So we've been off for a few weeks.

00:03:08.880 So in that time, obviously, a lot of news has happened.

00:03:11.740 A lot of things are causing heart attacks and blood clots since we've been gone.

00:03:15.800 The first, artificial sweeteners.

00:03:18.280 Yeah.

00:03:18.960 Artificial sweeteners are now killing young people.

00:03:22.440 Yeah.

00:03:23.140 Experts claim.

00:03:24.060 But they put experts in quotes randomly on this.

00:03:26.460 So I think that even they're getting wise to the bait and switch that's currently happening.

00:03:30.340 I'm starting to say, a lot of experts have been saying a lot of things for a while.

00:03:33.480 Sitting in a car for four hours can cause heart attacks and blood clots since we've been gone.

00:03:38.020 Video games, which I think we predicted on the show.

00:03:40.640 I'm pretty sure I did.

00:03:42.860 Artificial sweeteners, too, are these things that are ubiquitous and, like, young people are involved in.

00:03:47.500 And so that's what they need.

00:03:48.620 They need cover for younger and younger sudden illnesses and bafflings.

00:03:52.020 They need to justify why all the young people are having heart attacks and blood clots all of a sudden.

00:03:55.900 Being a cold Indian can also... 1.00

00:03:58.640 I think you're combining.

00:03:59.420 Are you combining, too?

00:04:00.340 No, I think being a cold Indian, heart attacks and blood clots... 1.00

00:04:04.440 Yeah, it said, India, three die of heart attack, 22 hospitalized, number of brain stroke on the rise due to sudden exposure to cold temperature, doctors say.

00:04:14.740 So if you're cold and an Indian, you got to watch out. 1.00

00:04:17.560 Heart attacks and blood clots could be coming your way. 0.98

00:04:19.800 Being trans can cause heart attacks and blood clots as well? 0.94

00:04:23.440 Yeah. 0.92

00:04:24.100 Study finds health risks for transgender women on hormone therapy.

00:04:27.940 The study looked at the records of 5,000 transgender people and found a higher risk of blood clots, stroke, and heart attacks.

00:04:33.420 So it's another case of the snake eating its tail, which we always say.

00:04:37.140 The left is so progressive that eventually it eats itself.

00:04:41.100 So does that count as one?

00:04:42.880 Trans just... 1.00

00:04:43.640 Yeah, I think that is in the same vein, at least under the umbrella.

00:04:47.200 Same with the next one.

00:04:48.220 But they're so happy and healthy, trans people.

00:04:50.020 They never have medical issues.

00:04:52.000 They never have repeat visits to the doctor and prescriptions for the rest of their life.

00:04:55.380 Yeah.

00:04:55.680 Serious complications that require an additional surgery that's basically redoing the first surgery the entire time over.

00:05:00.960 Yeah.

00:05:01.360 Get them on the payroll, thousands and thousands of dollars of surgery every few months.

00:05:05.340 Yeah.

00:05:05.720 I thought the same thing.

00:05:06.880 I thought they were happy people.

00:05:07.900 I thought that was a happy...

00:05:08.800 Me too.

00:05:09.600 Last one.

00:05:10.540 Another case of snake eating the tail.

00:05:12.440 Seeing Avatar 2.

00:05:14.340 So if you see Avatar 2, it puts you at risk of blood clots and heart attacks.

00:05:19.120 Which, surprisingly, was also in India.

00:05:22.180 So these are elevated risks.

00:05:23.740 India is facing elevated risks.

00:05:25.960 Cold and Avatar.

00:05:26.900 Yo, if you're an Indian, you're on level three homeland security threat. 1.00

00:05:31.860 Yeah.

00:05:32.420 You're going orange to red.

00:05:33.500 Five minutes to midnight.

00:05:34.780 Yeah.

00:05:35.180 You're in trouble.

00:05:36.220 And then also seeing Avatar 2 is offensive to Aboriginal people.

00:05:40.860 Yeah.

00:05:41.400 It said indigenous communities are boycotting Avatar 2, the way of the water, for anti-indigenous rhetoric.

00:05:49.220 Yeah.

00:05:49.480 Wasn't that the whole point of the first one, too?

00:05:51.180 Like some goons came into a world that didn't really matter and said, we can wipe them out.

00:05:55.120 And get this unobtainium. 0.84

00:05:56.120 And the guy got a girlfriend and then, like, screwed over all of humanity.

00:06:01.260 Yeah.

00:06:02.120 That should be a reverse lesson here on being loyal to your boys and loyal to the operation.

00:06:07.480 Colonization.

00:06:08.340 Yeah.

00:06:08.820 Come on.

00:06:09.500 So those are all the things causing heart attacks and blood clots.

00:06:13.300 Some cases of the snake eating its own tail, the left eating itself.

00:06:17.220 There was also a study that came out while we were on break about unvaxed traffic accidents.

00:06:22.400 Yeah.

00:06:22.720 It said, this is my favorite one.

00:06:24.520 It said, people who skipped their COVID vaccine are at higher risks of traffic accidents, according to a new study.

00:06:30.620 According to a new study.

00:06:31.940 And then this is, like, such a snitch study.

00:06:34.920 It's, like, whoever did this study, it's all in Canada.

00:06:37.080 And based on, because remember, Canada had that power grab where they started tracking people's phones during COVID.

00:06:41.780 And they said, oh, we'll use this data for whatever.

00:06:44.120 Yeah.

00:06:44.480 Well, this is what they used it for.

00:06:46.280 And it said, the findings could justify changes to driver insurance policies, the author says.

00:06:51.340 So these guys are kind of snitching on people being, like, make them pay more.

00:06:54.700 They're unvaccinated.

00:06:55.620 Yeah.

00:06:56.200 That's interesting.

00:06:57.440 But so, it says, this is the other piece I found interesting.

00:07:01.520 Or at least these are the findings of a new study published this month in the American Journal of Medicine.

00:07:07.360 Canadian researchers examined the, what I said, the data that was encrypted by cell phones.

00:07:12.500 And it's, like, that's what the American Journal of Medicine is up to.

00:07:16.920 They're telling you what unvaccinated people might be prone to.

00:07:21.200 Yeah.

00:07:21.580 You made billions of people get a vaccine.

00:07:24.040 And this is the study we're going to lead with.

00:07:27.500 Shouldn't you be segmenting the actual vaccinated people and being, like, okay, here's what they need to do.

00:07:32.260 And then they're just looking at how likely you are to get in a car crash.

00:07:35.520 Shouldn't you be looking at myocarditis and, like, heart things and all the blood clots?

00:07:38.760 No.

00:07:38.940 Instead, you're trying to get non-vax people higher insurance rates? 1.00

00:07:42.140 Yeah.

00:07:42.940 Well, busy day.

00:07:44.080 Yeah.

00:07:44.260 Busy people with important stuff to do.

00:07:46.620 Yeah.

00:07:47.260 Exactly.

00:07:48.080 A second ABC producer in San Diego died.

00:07:52.040 Yeah.

00:07:52.480 Died suddenly.

00:07:53.440 And that's a second producer in a San Diego ABC local studio, which I'm sure is, like, a 20-person studio.

00:08:01.000 Second person there died in the 30s, I think.

00:08:03.980 Yeah.

00:08:04.280 And it says, Erica Gonzalez joins Dax Tejera as one of ABC's two producers to pass away in the past week.

00:08:11.040 In the past week from nothing, probably.

00:08:13.220 Yeah.

00:08:13.420 I don't know.

00:08:14.080 But, hey.

00:08:14.560 Maybe she's Indian. 1.00

00:08:15.560 You know where doctor's at?

00:08:16.820 They're at the baffle fest.

00:08:19.420 They're just ringing up the baffle count.

00:08:21.800 There was another term.

00:08:23.180 It was baffled and then it was.

00:08:25.180 Perplexed.

00:08:25.600 Yeah.

00:08:26.160 Perplexed.

00:08:26.640 Doctors are perplexed.

00:08:27.980 There's going to be new phrases coming out, too.

00:08:30.380 We should keep track of all the new phrases they come out with.

00:08:34.440 Sean Penn made a comment the other day about how unvaxxed people should go to jail.

00:08:38.060 It's time.

00:08:38.760 It's time.

00:08:39.420 Two years after the vaccine stopped, never worked.

00:08:42.020 It's time.

00:08:43.520 And it's fact-checked.

00:08:44.860 So I feel good about that.

00:08:46.800 Yeah.

00:08:47.500 Fact-checked is interesting because when we first started, like, when I first started Fleck's Talks,

00:08:51.740 I got fact-checked one time on a gun video, like, when the actors were cold-reading on the facts.

00:08:57.180 And I thought it was such a big deal and I was so nervous.

00:08:59.820 And it was literally, like, a script issue where one of the numbers was misread and I just didn't edit it correctly.

00:09:04.980 And I was so nervous.

00:09:06.260 I'm like, people are going to be, you know, going to lose my credibility.

00:09:08.960 People are going to unfollow me.

00:09:10.340 And now it's like the news contacts me and, like, I, like, write bits back to them.

00:09:15.000 I try to get them to say stuff about Rob Smith.

00:09:17.480 Or, like, you know, like, it's a complete joke rite of passage.

00:09:21.180 And if you get fact-checked now, it's like, good, fact-check me. 0.74

00:09:23.680 Like, you're a Muppet.

00:09:24.760 So the whole mindset has changed where we used to be afraid of, like, the left's attacks and the left's media, the media arm and the media monster coming for you.

00:09:33.520 And now it's kind of like, good, come for me. 1.00

00:09:35.280 I'm going to, like, try to make you write something with a hidden code in it that makes you look stupid. 0.97

00:09:40.140 That's a smart way to, like, use them as a tool for your own purposes. 0.98

00:09:43.820 And I think this Twitter thing is scaring a lot of people, too, into thinking, like, all right, whatever crazy shit we do and whatever emails we send might get surfaced, you know, over time.

00:09:52.540 So, yeah, the fear. 0.82

00:09:54.560 And the fact-checkers are, like, I think we were talking to somebody who got fact-checked and he was emailing.

00:10:00.420 Because you can email and, like, adjust your caption to bend the knee just to get it off your account.

00:10:06.700 And one of the fact-checkers was, like, a college student.

00:10:09.960 There's some, like, pseudo-journalist, like, fat guy, like, neckbeard type out there.

00:10:15.440 The fact-checkers are not very impressive people.

00:10:18.740 That's all I'll say.

00:10:19.580 It's a rinky-dink operation.

00:10:21.180 Exactly.

00:10:21.840 And so it's a lot scarier on paper than it is in real life.

00:10:25.100 All right.

00:10:25.500 And now they're meaningless, right?

00:10:26.660 Yeah.

00:10:26.900 And now it's meaningless.

00:10:28.080 Welcome back to the show.

00:10:29.260 How was your break?

00:10:30.420 I forgot how to talk.

00:10:32.120 Yeah, we haven't done a show in a while.

00:10:33.340 I can't do a podcast.

00:10:34.760 But any takeaways from home since you were home?

00:10:37.880 Not really.

00:10:38.800 You know, it was good to be back.

00:10:39.900 It was nice to be on break.

00:10:41.460 The one takeaway that I did have was, like, the default male conversation whenever I was

00:10:45.700 talking to the men was just, like, football.

00:10:48.000 Everybody wanted to talk about football.

00:10:49.760 Yeah.

00:10:50.000 And it's, like, dude, they printed, they just passed the $1.7 trillion omnibus bill that

00:10:55.720 gives, like, money to tranny seagulls in New Mexico. 0.78

00:10:59.700 And everybody wants to talk about who the Jets are going to get or, you know, who, oh, the

00:11:03.600 Bears might get the first pick next year.

00:11:05.480 And it's, like, they're stealing from us.

00:11:07.680 They stole everything.

00:11:09.260 Everyone's dead, and they're trying to turn your sons into daughters. 0.99

00:11:13.060 Yeah.

00:11:13.300 And it's, oh, did you see the touch sound?

00:11:16.040 It's not quite like that.

00:11:17.280 You know, I'm friends with smart people and stuff, but it really does, like, ugh.

00:11:20.300 Yeah, I agree. 1.00

00:11:20.820 Talking about sports is pretty stupid. 1.00

00:11:22.960 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:11:23.460 Yeah.

00:11:24.140 My takeaway from being home was house phones.

00:11:28.140 Yeah.

00:11:28.580 You get a call on the house phones with alarms going off.

00:11:31.720 It causes a singing.

00:11:32.580 It just, bing, bing.

00:11:33.920 It's just, like, the whole house is, like, on a five-alarm fire, and it's just, like,

00:11:37.020 someone's calling.

00:11:38.080 That's how it used to be. 0.98

00:11:38.920 That's, like, you get a call after dinner, somebody better be dead. 0.93

00:11:41.760 Yeah. 0.92

00:11:42.120 You know?

00:11:42.640 Crazy what house phones are up to.

00:11:45.080 How many house phones are in the home?

00:11:46.980 Like, five or four.

00:11:48.380 Yeah.

00:11:48.520 Like, one, two, three, four.

00:11:49.880 Echoes, and then certain ones have a higher ring.

00:11:51.860 And it's just, the whole house is, like, the alarm's going off, and it's, like, someone's

00:11:55.380 calling for nothing, probably.

00:11:57.100 Yeah.

00:11:57.880 And it's a spam call.

00:11:59.620 Yeah.

00:11:59.800 It's, like, nothing ever gets done.

00:12:01.660 Vote for John Fetterman.

00:12:02.820 Imagine that.

00:12:03.700 Five phones ring, an alarm goes off in your house, and it's some mouth breather telling

00:12:06.880 you to vote for a bigger mouth breather.

00:12:08.800 Yeah.

00:12:09.200 Speaking of football, Tua, you know Tua?

00:12:14.400 Yeah.

00:12:14.640 Tua Tagovailoa, the quarterback for the Dolphins.

00:12:16.860 Yeah.

00:12:17.380 Quarterback for the Dolphins.

00:12:18.200 I don't care about football.

00:12:19.380 I don't really watch football that much.

00:12:21.400 You know, it's in the background sometimes.

00:12:23.860 That guy, I watched that guy, Tua.

00:12:26.040 He is, like, the one who always gets concussions.

00:12:28.700 He's always got head injuries.

00:12:30.360 His brain's getting scrambled.

00:12:31.700 He did one of these.

00:12:32.480 Like, he got into, like, a bad pose after he got wrecked once.

00:12:35.060 It was really bad.

00:12:36.000 He, okay, he's getting hit hard.

00:12:37.880 He's working really hard, whatever.

00:12:39.300 He doesn't fall correctly.

00:12:41.820 That guy, he's always, like, falling, and, like, he's just whipping his head.

00:12:45.260 Like, he falls, rolls, whips his head, and he's always bouncing his head off the

00:12:49.220 ground.

00:12:49.500 It's, like, dude, you don't fall right.

00:12:51.220 Yeah.

00:12:51.760 I agree with you.

00:12:52.580 I'm not trying to be mean.

00:12:52.980 He's got injuries.

00:12:53.680 I'm sorry you're hurt, but you're also not helping yourself out.

00:12:57.200 There's a certain type of player out there, and he's one of them where you just,

00:13:00.460 like, are very vulnerable and not looking out for yourself when you fall.

00:13:03.680 He's just whipping his head and bouncing his head off the ground every week.

00:13:06.720 Yeah.

00:13:06.960 So, it's tough to watch that, I guess, is my point.

00:13:09.880 I agree with you, and it's always, like, someone swipes out his legs, and it's,

00:13:13.200 like, boom!

00:13:14.180 It's the whiplash, and it's, like, he's out again.

00:13:16.980 Yeah.

00:13:17.220 Yeah, he's knocking himself out cold constantly.

00:13:19.780 And, dude, I feel like it's an easy decision to make, like, all right, I'm done.

00:13:23.700 I've gotten two concussions in college.

00:13:25.300 I'm done, you know?

00:13:26.600 But when you're at that level, and you're Tua, and you're on a multi-multi-million dollar

00:13:30.540 contract.

00:13:30.940 You're probably making, like, $30 million a year.

00:13:32.340 Yeah.

00:13:32.600 Well, he might be on his rookie contract still, but he's, like, set to make that much.

00:13:37.180 I'm fine.

00:13:37.840 Yeah.

00:13:38.080 He's, like, I'm good, coach!

00:13:39.980 I can go in.

00:13:40.800 So, I feel bad for people who are put in that position, where it's, like, he really, really

00:13:44.200 wants the money, you know?

00:13:46.080 Yeah.

00:13:46.800 And is probably doing something that may, down the line, be not that great for himself.

00:13:50.280 Yeah.

00:13:50.740 There's no scramble his brains.

00:13:52.240 Yeah.

00:13:52.420 But it's an honorable way to go.

00:13:54.640 Yeah.

00:13:54.920 You know, I'd rather get my brain scrambled and make $100 million than live to $80 and 0.99

00:13:59.600 have a great brain while I'm in some shitty house, right? 0.99

00:14:03.340 Hmm. 1.00

00:14:04.040 Trade-offs.

00:14:04.840 Yeah.

00:14:05.220 I guess, hey, I would consider that.

00:14:07.540 I would consider that pro and con.

00:14:09.560 Unfortunately, life is not like that, and there's not a genie that goes, which one?

00:14:13.140 Like, flip it.

00:14:13.780 Here's $100 million in a scrambler for your brain. 1.00

00:14:16.880 So, you might live in a shitty house and still have a scrambled brain. 1.00

00:14:19.180 So, I don't know. 1.00

00:14:19.960 Yeah.

00:14:20.220 That's what I was going to say.

00:14:20.940 There's, like, a world where the other way happens.

00:14:23.580 All right.

00:14:24.320 Moving on.

00:14:26.320 Let's see what we have here.

00:14:27.860 Wait.

00:14:28.060 Are you going to talk about the other NFL quarterback who you've been talking to?

00:14:32.940 No.

00:14:34.060 No.

00:14:34.700 Okay.

00:14:36.060 Honorable Fleckes.

00:14:37.000 He won't spill.

00:14:38.180 I'm not spilling any beans, but I do talk to a NFL quarterback who is on a real team,

00:14:44.320 and everyone knows his name.

00:14:46.960 So, you're safe to DM.

00:14:48.980 I'm safe to DM.

00:14:49.760 If someone DMs you, you don't – like, I've had this thing where somebody – I followed

00:14:54.020 someone, and then they go, Richard Rapboy just followed me.

00:14:57.740 And I'm like, all right, dude.

00:14:59.020 Yeah.

00:14:59.420 And I mean, obviously, for bigger people, that's a bigger deal.

00:15:02.100 I'm nobody.

00:15:02.880 Oh, I keep it 100-y.

00:15:04.000 Yeah.

00:15:04.200 No, yeah, no.

00:15:04.760 No screenshots, nothing.

00:15:05.780 No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:07.040 All right, good.

00:15:07.280 My boys are my boys.

00:15:08.420 And then when Super Bowl Sunday comes around and I want to go, they're going to say yes.

00:15:14.740 Somebody needs to take care of me.

00:15:16.240 All right.

00:15:17.700 Let's see here.

00:15:18.760 I have like – I guess it's a little late for Christmas bits, so I'm probably going to skip

00:15:23.800 this one.

00:15:24.840 All right.

00:15:25.120 What's the bet?

00:15:25.800 Just – what was it?

00:15:27.160 I was going to say the Grinch.

00:15:30.080 You know the Grinch?

00:15:31.020 New Year.

00:15:31.940 What, the Grinch with an M and a P?

00:15:33.900 The Grinch?

00:15:34.880 The Grinch.

00:15:36.100 All right, guys. 0.98

00:15:37.220 He's really brain dead today.

00:15:38.740 I don't know. 0.75

00:15:39.300 New Year, same guy?

00:15:40.600 Hey, you don't run into traffic when you create your own lane.

00:15:44.000 Who said that?

00:15:44.980 Rob Smith.

00:15:46.100 Rob 210. 0.99

00:15:47.220 Damn. 0.99

00:15:47.840 Rob 210. 1.00

00:15:49.440 I got you a gift, Richard Rapboy.

00:15:51.300 It's a little late, but I didn't see you for Christmas.

00:15:53.160 Okay.

00:15:53.560 First is the large-breasted woodshop teacher ornament.

00:15:57.960 You can kind of hang it around all year round.

00:15:59.480 Great.

00:15:59.860 Yeah, for the tree that I'll take down.

00:16:01.640 Yeah, so next year you can put that on the tree.

00:16:03.100 And then I got you this.

00:16:04.200 This is a surprise.

00:16:05.840 You don't know what this is, do you?

00:16:07.180 No.

00:16:07.820 What is it?

00:16:08.300 What do you think it is?

00:16:09.980 Mints.

00:16:10.580 No.

00:16:11.480 So this is a gift.

00:16:12.480 You don't have to get me anything.

00:16:13.340 It's no big deal.

00:16:14.100 A bottle opener.

00:16:14.480 It says President's Steuvenirs.

00:16:18.880 You like it?

00:16:19.960 Trump nail clippers.

00:16:21.580 Trump nail clippers.

00:16:23.400 Who made this?

00:16:24.960 Who sells this?

00:16:25.860 It was online.

00:16:26.760 I got it from my brother-in-law, and I kept all week during Christmas telling him, like,

00:16:30.800 hey, I got you a gift.

00:16:31.660 I want to, like, you know, talk to you on the side.

00:16:33.520 No big deal.

00:16:34.240 You don't have to give me anything.

00:16:35.520 But then they accidentally shipped it to my New Orleans place.

00:16:38.480 Gotcha.

00:16:39.020 So now I give it to you as a bit on the show.

00:16:41.200 Wait, so this is from your brother-in-law?

00:16:42.900 This is from me.

00:16:44.500 Oh.

00:16:44.840 That was going to be for my brother-in-law, but it got shipped here.

00:16:47.460 So now it's for you as a bit on the show.

00:16:49.480 Thank you very much, buddy.

00:16:50.580 Trump nail clippers.

00:16:51.680 Yeah, it just says Trump. 0.84

00:16:52.720 Trump, which is crazy.

00:16:54.220 Which is an insane, that's not a branding thing you normally see.

00:16:57.340 Yeah.

00:16:57.580 I hope Trump got paid a little bit.

00:16:59.040 I don't know.

00:16:59.660 I don't know how that works.

00:17:00.960 All right.

00:17:01.160 Well, thank you very much.

00:17:02.280 You're welcome.

00:17:03.000 We already did the Grimsh.

00:17:04.280 We already hit that.

00:17:05.060 Yeah.

00:17:05.480 We can move on from the Grimsh.

00:17:06.840 The guy who invented tikka masala died.

00:17:10.920 Yeah.

00:17:11.180 A man who invented chicken, invented, in quotes, chicken tikka masala dies at age 77, which is

00:17:17.580 shocking to me.

00:17:18.500 But also the Indians are all dying from the COVID stuff, maybe.

00:17:21.900 Oh.

00:17:22.860 Maybe he was vaccinated.

00:17:24.180 High alert.

00:17:24.820 India?

00:17:25.460 High alert.

00:17:26.120 High alert for India right now, for sure. 1.00

00:17:29.160 Seems to be having bad reactions to whatever got injected into whoever.

00:17:33.560 Not going to say what.

00:17:34.760 Not going to say who was forced to do what, but we all know.

00:17:37.460 Yeah.

00:17:38.000 Exactly.

00:17:38.480 All right.

00:17:38.700 Moving on.

00:17:39.340 I was thinking something while we were home on the break.

00:17:42.480 You know how the Biden luggage twink kind of was really empowered and was like-

00:17:47.800 Elevated and all that.

00:17:49.080 Elevated.

00:17:49.580 He's a trans person or whatever.

00:17:51.260 Oh, yeah.

00:17:51.600 He checked all the boxes.

00:17:52.640 Protected class.

00:17:53.440 Of course.

00:17:53.900 And then he was like feeling confident and then he started stealing from innocent people.

00:17:57.200 Uh-huh.

00:17:57.460 And then it's kind of like a theme of what's going on right now.

00:18:00.780 Like you have a protected class, like a trans guy who's in the Biden administration.

00:18:04.580 So he's protected.

00:18:06.220 And he's going to use like the gray area that exists from big corporations to do what

00:18:12.100 he wants to steal from the innocent.

00:18:13.460 So he steals an innocent person's luggage.

00:18:14.920 And in his head, he's probably like, I'm going to steal this luggage.

00:18:17.680 The people who didn't get their luggage are going to go to the ticket counter.

00:18:20.980 They're going to say, my luggage got stolen.

00:18:22.660 And then Delta Airlines is going to go-

00:18:24.740 Write him a check.

00:18:25.460 All right.

00:18:25.700 Here's a thousand bucks.

00:18:26.780 Sorry about that.

00:18:27.520 We have accounted for, you know, X amount of missing luggage a day.

00:18:31.160 Spillage or whatever you want to call it.

00:18:32.280 Yeah.

00:18:32.480 And he thought he could just operate in that gray area.

00:18:34.880 And that's kind of like what happened in America where it's like we have all these

00:18:37.360 huge corporations, big pharma, big tech, all these big, big, big businesses that are

00:18:43.180 so big that it leaves room for the bad guys to steal from the innocent under the guise of

00:18:48.660 like, oh, just a corporate accident.

00:18:51.080 Oh, we lost your luggage.

00:18:51.960 It happens sometimes.

00:18:52.720 It's the Wild West out there.

00:18:54.040 So we'll write you a check.

00:18:55.180 And that's what he tried to do.

00:18:56.140 And the same thing happened to me with Uber Eats one time.

00:18:58.880 A person brought me my food.

00:19:00.680 There was the bag was kind of opened and like rolled shut.

00:19:03.540 It wasn't like sealed shut.

00:19:04.840 And my fries were missing, but there were ketchup packets in the bag that were put in

00:19:09.440 the bag for the fries.

00:19:10.560 And I think the person stole the fries and was like, oh, this guy, if he even reports

00:19:14.740 it, it's going to go back to Uber Eats, say I was missing fries.

00:19:17.280 Uber Eats doesn't go, all right, five bucks back to you.

00:19:20.700 He gets the fries. 0.97

00:19:21.720 I get screwed. 0.96

00:19:22.560 So this is all Uber Eats? 0.99

00:19:26.920 This is all Uber Eats related?

00:19:27.860 Well, it's like another example of like the same idea of like corporations are so big that

00:19:31.560 there's room for evil people within them to skim off the top and take from the innocent.

00:19:37.720 And then the corporation's big enough to just write a check and go, uh, I guess they forgot

00:19:41.500 your fries.

00:19:42.120 It's six bucks.

00:19:42.920 We're Uber.

00:19:43.560 We're a billion, billion, billion dollar company.

00:19:45.460 We'll just give you six bucks back.

00:19:47.800 And then that guy steals.

00:19:49.100 That's true.

00:19:49.700 I mean, I agree with you.

00:19:50.680 I just thought you were going to make some broader point.

00:19:52.560 Like you did the whole preamble with the luggage twink.

00:19:54.740 I thought it was going to be about more than just Uber Eats and missing French fries and

00:19:58.760 some sort of endemic thing, but that's okay.

00:20:01.140 I mean, that's what's really important.

00:20:02.680 It was simple.

00:20:03.800 Yeah.

00:20:04.060 We kept it simple.

00:20:05.260 Okay.

00:20:06.060 Smart.

00:20:06.740 All right.

00:20:07.120 New Biden bot just dropped.

00:20:08.700 New Biden bot.

00:20:09.620 Yeah.

00:20:09.840 They replaced Joe.

00:20:10.840 They replaced him again.

00:20:11.860 This one looks great.

00:20:13.280 This one's going to ride to the end.

00:20:14.820 I think like where's the hair in this?

00:20:18.000 I don't know.

00:20:18.620 No hair.

00:20:19.140 He's just smooth.

00:20:20.160 He looks like an Instagram girl, like where they're, where they do use those filters. 0.95

00:20:23.740 And then all of a sudden their nose is gone.

00:20:25.700 Yeah.

00:20:26.100 Yeah.

00:20:26.260 That's what Joe kind of looks like.

00:20:27.640 No blemishes.

00:20:28.740 I like that.

00:20:29.480 He's back.

00:20:30.100 He looks great.

00:20:30.480 Yeah.

00:20:31.040 I think for him, they're going to run, they're going to say he's running in 2024.

00:20:35.340 And then right before they're going to have no one else come.

00:20:38.320 Oh, Joe Biden's going to run again.

00:20:39.240 And then Michelle Obama is going to step up. 1.00

00:20:41.640 Yeah.

00:20:42.080 But to be fair, you've predicted that like several times now, right?

00:20:45.340 Michelle Obama in 2016, Michelle Obama in 2020, probably.

00:20:48.660 Well, Michelle Obama 2020, I floated that idea for sure.

00:20:52.060 Okay.

00:20:52.600 Michelle Obama 2024.

00:20:54.020 It's time.

00:20:54.800 Obama's going to run as well.

00:20:56.520 They're probably going to let Derek Chauvin off on his retrial all at the same time. 1.00

00:21:01.240 Shit's going to pop off. 1.00

00:21:02.340 BLM part two. 0.99

00:21:03.760 Michelle and Barack doing a tour.

00:21:05.580 We're going to get smoked.

00:21:06.900 We have no chance.

00:21:07.980 I agree with you.

00:21:08.880 The Michelle Obama, like imagine is the media's wet dream.

00:21:13.180 Like imagine what they did to Fauci.

00:21:15.680 Now multiply it by six.

00:21:17.320 And that's what it'll be to elevate Michelle Obama. 1.00

00:21:19.880 Stacey Abrams.

00:21:20.660 Think about what they did with her.

00:21:21.960 Like throw her out. 0.99

00:21:23.640 And those were like bad people that still got elevated and it still worked.

00:21:26.740 It's like Michelle Obama. 1.00

00:21:28.600 It would kick Republicans asses. 1.00

00:21:31.420 I mean, yeah, probably. 1.00

00:21:32.880 I mean, well.

00:21:33.460 In the media and with how they'll do it.

00:21:34.560 They'll just, they'll blow us out.

00:21:35.700 Yeah.

00:21:35.880 Um, I don't think she cares.

00:21:37.660 I don't think she cares about America.

00:21:39.080 I don't think she has a passion for her own, maybe a little bit of her own ego, but I

00:21:44.340 don't think she wants to give up a sick life where you still have secret service.

00:21:48.980 Everybody treats you.

00:21:50.220 You show up to Netflix.

00:21:51.300 They hand you a briefcase of money.

00:21:53.120 You know, I think that private sector payoff life is too good for her. 1.00

00:21:56.640 Martha's Vineyard Mansion, you know, who would want to be in scrutiny under scrutiny?

00:22:01.460 I think she's done.

00:22:02.560 She might get called in though.

00:22:03.820 She might not have a choice.

00:22:04.740 I think they use her as a fundraiser tool, maybe. 0.99

00:22:08.000 And then, but she never really actually delivers anything.

00:22:10.160 That's what, that's what I think.

00:22:11.420 We'll see.

00:22:11.800 We'll see.

00:22:12.820 Hopefully, uh, yeah, hopefully she doesn't run.

00:22:15.340 Cause if she does forget mail in ballots, that'll just be a brutal race. 1.00

00:22:19.940 Especially if it's against Trump and then they let Derek Chauvin go.

00:22:23.100 No chance.

00:22:24.160 Yeah.

00:22:24.460 That's your other theory.

00:22:25.460 Letting Derek Chauvin go like right at the peak so we can get, uh, June 2020 all over

00:22:30.320 again.

00:22:30.660 Yeah.

00:22:31.120 Yeah.

00:22:31.280 That's what I think is going to happen because I'm not going to get too deep.

00:22:34.060 We've talked about this in bonus land, but I'm not going to get too deep into it.

00:22:37.000 But basically it's like when they do that retrial for Derek Chauvin, they're going to

00:22:40.820 have the toxicity report.

00:22:43.120 They're going to see that, uh, George Floyd had double the amount of fentanyl, the lethal

00:22:46.940 amount of fentanyl in his system.

00:22:48.400 He's on camera eating the drugs.

00:22:50.320 He's saying, I can't breathe before going down to the ground.

00:22:53.120 The knee on the back was on his back.

00:22:54.960 It wasn't on his neck.

00:22:55.840 And the knee on the back is actually police protocol.

00:22:58.120 So Derek Chauvin like wasn't just winging it or doing some random thing.

00:23:02.340 That's what they tell them to do.

00:23:03.640 Yeah.

00:23:04.260 Uh, so there's a couple of things in the works there where I think they saved that

00:23:08.460 trial.

00:23:09.300 Derek Chauvin walks.

00:23:10.140 2024 mob rules, mobs go out and go crazy BLM, uh, 2020 all over again.

00:23:16.920 They do another Kyle Rittenhouse, but this time he does fire indiscriminately into the

00:23:21.380 crowd and like, they make sure he does.

00:23:23.560 Exactly.

00:23:24.080 And then Michelle Obama comes to cool everyone down and save the day and get 90 million votes. 0.71

00:23:30.780 Yeah.

00:23:31.380 She shatters the Joe Biden, 81 million record.

00:23:34.520 It becomes like an unfathomable, like 90% of America turned out to vote.

00:23:39.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:40.660 And then they'll actually have like real numbers and they'll do the mail and stuff like they

00:23:44.860 always do.

00:23:45.560 And they'll blow us out.

00:23:46.780 And then even if we try to win in the short term, I'm not trying to get too negative here,

00:23:50.160 but even if you win the short term game a little bit longterm, there's 50 million illegal

00:23:54.520 immigrants here.

00:23:56.180 So the Democrats are very good at what they do.

00:24:00.280 They're very good at ruining America because there's a lot of like legal blockades that can 0.85

00:24:04.220 easily let the status quo keep going the way it is.

00:24:07.400 And it's like, well, we set up the status quo.

00:24:09.480 Like the border is wide open.

00:24:11.660 We don't have 5 billion for the border.

00:24:13.440 We have 140 billion for Ukraine.

00:24:16.180 But, you know.

00:24:16.460 Isn't that so bad?

00:24:17.640 We couldn't get 5 billion for the border.

00:24:19.720 We could have made 50 border walls.

00:24:22.100 Yep.

00:24:22.320 Or 30 border walls for how much we gave to Ukraine. 0.98

00:24:24.880 The illegal criminals and the people who come here and immediately start killing or shooting 1.00

00:24:30.420 or join a gang.

00:24:31.440 And then it's like, you go home for Christmas.

00:24:33.220 Everybody wants to talk about football.

00:24:35.600 So it's a little disheartening.

00:24:37.600 Yeah.

00:24:37.920 It is a little disheartening.

00:24:39.560 A new hobby just dropped.

00:24:41.180 Richard Rappoy and I talk about how I don't have any hobbies and don't like to do stuff.

00:24:44.800 And I've been trying to change that.

00:24:46.060 We ride the mini bikes now.

00:24:47.520 And I got a new hobby.

00:24:49.240 It's playing with the butterfly knife.

00:24:51.220 Nice.

00:24:52.280 Badass.

00:24:52.680 This is a practice butterfly knife.

00:24:55.320 There's no blade.

00:24:57.100 Blood tedge.

00:24:57.860 This is the bite side.

00:24:59.740 This is the other side.

00:25:01.060 You swing it around.

00:25:02.080 You do tricks.

00:25:03.400 It's been fun.

00:25:04.340 I've been playing with the butterfly knife.

00:25:05.960 That's my new hobby.

00:25:06.940 Nice.

00:25:07.580 Yeah.

00:25:08.540 You're about the Grinch.

00:25:09.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:10.560 That's a stupid bit. 1.00

00:25:11.920 Thought we're not doing that. 1.00

00:25:13.420 All right.

00:25:13.960 Moving on.

00:25:15.180 OJ Murder. 0.62

00:25:16.540 You know about OJ.

00:25:18.240 Who do you think did it?

00:25:18.980 You think OJ did it?

00:25:20.120 Yeah.

00:25:20.460 I think OJ did it.

00:25:21.800 Well, let me tell you this.

00:25:23.540 In Bonusland today, I am going to go through evidence collected by a private investigator

00:25:28.740 who was investigating that case specifically.

00:25:31.400 And I have a theory of who did it.

00:25:33.120 And every time I tell people this new theory, they immediately go, hmm, that sounds right.

00:25:39.460 I agree with what you said.

00:25:41.160 So join Bonusland while you still can.

00:25:44.060 This is the last week.

00:25:45.140 It's going to be $2 and then going forward, it might jump to $3 or $4 a month.

00:25:49.500 Join Bonusland.

00:25:50.200 It's very worth it.

00:25:51.220 We have at least a 30-minute episode coming this week.

00:25:53.740 Every week, there's a bonus episode that comes out on Mondays in Bonusland.

00:25:57.800 Patreon.com slash Fleckis or YouTube join.

00:26:00.480 Links are in the description.

00:26:01.820 We're talking about OJ and a bunch of other things today.

00:26:04.120 It's very fun.

00:26:05.300 Very worth the $2.

00:26:07.100 All right.

00:26:07.500 Moving on.

00:26:08.120 Our last thing of housekeeping.

00:26:10.060 Oh, and Bonusland, we're talking about our new pets too.

00:26:12.200 I have a new pet that I had from over Christmas that I'm going to have to share with everybody.

00:26:16.320 Nice.

00:26:16.880 Fantastic guy.

00:26:18.340 Last thing.

00:26:19.020 People are leaving reviews for us.

00:26:20.680 We still have to get reviews.

00:26:21.860 We have a couple more reviews we want to read.

00:26:24.160 One guy wrote a review.

00:26:25.300 This is a very base podcast.

00:26:26.880 And then another guy.

00:26:27.900 Do you have the video of the other guy's review or no?

00:26:29.760 Yeah.

00:26:30.620 Another guy left a review for us.

00:26:33.400 And then he's like a pastor.

00:26:34.820 And here's what he said.

00:26:37.200 There's a podcast that I watch.

00:26:39.160 It's a video podcast called Fleckis Talks.

00:26:40.980 I do not recommend it necessarily.

00:26:43.280 I do not recommend it necessarily.

00:26:45.880 That's us. 0.99

00:26:46.560 Oh, we talk about a lot of messed up shit, right? 0.99

00:26:48.980 And some harsh words that aren't necessarily one for one to a congregation. 0.99

00:26:52.520 I think it's not an insult.

00:26:54.140 He was just, hey, he can't recommend this podcast to the congregation.

00:26:57.800 I don't recommend it necessarily.

00:27:00.180 That's the best review we may have ever gotten.

00:27:02.360 All right.

00:27:02.600 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:27:03.660 We are now rolling into Cringe of the Week.

00:27:10.600 Our first clip from Cringe of the Week is a couple cringeries.

00:27:14.220 We have the milk bag pole.

00:27:16.660 Yep.

00:27:17.380 Someone's out there with a mask doing something athletic that they can't pull off.

00:27:21.460 And you're dead.

00:27:22.880 And you're knocked out.

00:27:24.740 You were filming that?

00:27:25.780 Yeah.

00:27:26.260 I got a tip.

00:27:27.040 If you're about to jump on a bag and do a little stunty and your hands go out like this

00:27:31.860 and you do a little prepare stomp, you see that little jump before the jump?

00:27:37.740 You never had a chance.

00:27:38.640 You don't need to be doing anything.

00:27:40.180 Just bring the milk bag inside.

00:27:42.980 Those milk bags are meant to not pop.

00:27:45.160 Yeah.

00:27:45.340 I'm sure.

00:27:45.920 Yeah.

00:27:46.080 Next, the basketball workout leg fold.

00:27:49.520 Yeah.

00:27:49.800 It's titled Folded Like an Omelette.

00:27:51.320 Push.

00:27:51.740 Let's go.

00:27:52.700 Folded Like an Omelette.

00:27:54.160 That's what I'm talking about.

00:27:57.480 That's what I'm talking about.

00:27:58.680 Have you ever had one of those?

00:27:59.840 Yeah.

00:28:00.060 Like after a leg day?

00:28:00.980 Yeah.

00:28:01.320 Yeah.

00:28:01.460 Yeah.

00:28:01.580 Yeah.

00:28:01.640 I did one where I was coming down the stairs after a big leg day like in high school or

00:28:05.940 something and I did like a two stair step and I just got folded.

00:28:10.540 I died.

00:28:11.440 Folded Like an Omelette.

00:28:12.840 Yeah.

00:28:13.860 All right.

00:28:14.580 We are into some good cringe now.

00:28:17.140 We have some trans math that we're trying to understand.

00:28:19.820 There is a headline that says,

00:28:22.120 Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor.

00:28:29.360 We live in a complicated world, right?

00:28:32.360 Yeah.

00:28:32.780 That's a very 2023 headline.

00:28:34.940 And we can kind of reduce this fraction down to what it means and kind of figure out what

00:28:39.700 really happened here.

00:28:41.100 So I think first step would be remove all the adjectives.

00:28:44.200 Yep.

00:28:44.820 So we'll cut all the adjectives.

00:28:46.240 So we're left with man gives birth to partner's baby with sperm donor. 1.00

00:28:51.260 With sperm donor.

00:28:52.300 That takes out a lot.

00:28:53.260 Like right there, we're already pretty good, right?

00:28:54.940 And then we can kind of cut, do we have to cut nouns, I guess, next?

00:28:59.400 Yes.

00:29:00.160 So we can cut nouns.

00:29:02.340 Boom.

00:29:02.640 So you can't, in this rule though, this situation, you cut the nouns of everyone who's an adult,

00:29:10.160 but you do not, you leave baby.

00:29:12.340 Because the baby has no choice.

00:29:13.620 The baby still exists right there as a baby.

00:29:15.680 Yep.

00:29:15.960 It's got no free will.

00:29:17.280 So you leave the baby.

00:29:18.440 All other adult nouns go away.

00:29:19.860 So it leaves us with X gives birth to baby with sperm donor.

00:29:25.620 And then gives birth to baby means X equals a woman. 1.00

00:29:32.680 Exactly.

00:29:33.500 And then sperm donor equals man.

00:29:36.000 Yeah.

00:29:36.700 Yeah.

00:29:36.900 And that's it.

00:29:37.500 Woman and man have babies. 1.00

00:29:38.780 So we're backing into who these people are by the verbs.

00:29:42.640 Donor.

00:29:43.380 Sperm donor.

00:29:44.020 There's only one way to be a sperm donor. 0.76

00:29:46.700 Gives birth.

00:29:47.680 We only know one of those.

00:29:49.240 Yeah.

00:29:49.320 So it's a complicated world, but if you have the tools, immediately eliminate the adjectives

00:29:53.840 that are the nouns, the adjectives, then nouns.

00:29:57.700 And then you're left with the verbs.

00:29:58.920 And then a little couple of pieces here.

00:30:00.740 Context clues.

00:30:01.680 Always leave the baby alone.

00:30:03.060 The baby doesn't, isn't in this world yet.

00:30:05.040 But so man, yeah.

00:30:07.080 So man gives birth to baby.

00:30:09.720 No, woman gives birth to baby with sperm donor. 0.98

00:30:12.960 And that's, you know, that's trans math right there. 0.56

00:30:15.480 It's a little confusing, but we got to the eventual conclusion.

00:30:18.860 That's it, guys.

00:30:19.760 So we'll probably do that again.

00:30:22.340 You will probably have multiple headlines where we need to do that again.

00:30:24.880 And I think that's part of it, too, is they like to confuse you.

00:30:27.600 And they like going, you know, they like going the extra mile so that, like, they can live

00:30:34.000 in that gray area in between.

00:30:35.220 It's like, well, at least it's not a trans man, non-binary partner, female sperm donor. 0.93

00:30:40.300 Like, that's just a guy in a dress.

00:30:41.820 I can deal with that.

00:30:43.040 So they take a mile so that you can give an inch, you know, that type of thing.

00:30:47.420 I don't know if that makes sense, but.

00:30:48.620 It does.

00:30:49.120 They take a mile, and then you assume the truth is somewhere where they took it to.

00:30:53.020 And then you hear a birthing person, and you're like, that's fine. 0.92

00:30:55.540 Yeah.

00:30:55.900 That's normal.

00:30:56.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:30:58.120 If you're a Muppet.

00:30:58.880 If you're a Muppet.

00:31:00.340 Yeah, there was a really good point made by John Doyle.

00:31:03.180 Remember in Toy Story when Buzz Lightyear had, like, that mental breakdown, and then he became

00:31:07.620 a lady, and he started identifying as Mrs. Nesbitt, and he kind of was like a schizo and lost 0.93

00:31:12.660 his mind because something traumatic happened and became a girl, a different identity?

00:31:16.320 Yeah.

00:31:17.020 John Doyle had a great point about that.

00:31:18.820 He said, Buzz Lightyear had a traumatizing experience, and unable to process it, he immediately

00:31:23.860 coped by developing an alternative gender identity, Mrs. Nesbitt, as an antisocial trauma response.

00:31:30.320 What does this mean?

00:31:31.840 Kind of is exactly what is going on, I think, these days.

00:31:35.140 Pretty damning for the trans community, I'd say. 1.00

00:31:37.580 Yeah.

00:31:37.780 John Doyle nailed that one.

00:31:39.880 Rachel Levine, Admiral Levine, one of our favorites.

00:31:44.260 Admiral, reporting for duty.

00:31:46.760 She has been trying to get us fired. 1.00

00:31:48.960 She's trying to take our jobs. 1.00

00:31:50.440 She's trying to destroy our livelihoods. 1.00

00:31:52.520 She's been calling for censorship for misinfo on transgender ideology stuff.

00:31:57.880 Look at this clip.

00:31:58.460 So health professionals have a critical role to play.

00:32:03.520 We must continue and to expand their work to address health misinformation directly with

00:32:09.960 their patients.

00:32:10.620 Now, this includes, but it goes beyond COVID-19.

00:32:14.560 So I'd like to just talk briefly about another area of substantial misinformation that is directly

00:32:21.100 impacting health equity in our nation, and that is the health equity of sexual and gender

00:32:25.680 minorities.

00:32:26.240 There is substantial misinformation about gender-affirming care for transgender and gender-diverse

00:32:32.480 individuals.

00:32:33.680 We are in this nation facing an onslaught of anti-LGBTQI plus actions at the state levels

00:32:39.040 across the United States, and they aren't dangerous to the public health.

00:32:43.780 The positive value of gender-affirming care for youth and adults is not in scientific or medical

00:32:49.780 dispute.

00:32:51.520 No.

00:32:52.020 You said so, man.

00:32:53.600 We need to work together to get our voices out in the front line.

00:32:57.760 We need to get our voices in the public eye.

00:33:00.740 And we know how effective our medical community can be talking to communities, whether it's

00:33:06.620 at town halls, schools, conversations.

00:33:09.160 Notice how it's more of a PR thing.

00:33:10.920 She's like, we need to get out front, get and be talking.

00:33:13.440 It's like not really...

00:33:14.560 Aren't you guys already out front and talking the most?

00:33:16.860 Yeah.

00:33:17.980 I've seen you more than I've seen any other assistant health secretary in history.

00:33:23.160 Yeah.

00:33:23.660 And that's on purpose.

00:33:24.780 So she's trying to take our jobs. 1.00

00:33:26.360 Back off, Levine.

00:33:27.480 Yeah.

00:33:28.240 Back off. 0.99

00:33:29.040 Get out of here, Dick. 0.99

00:33:30.120 Back off, Levine.

00:33:31.040 And the Marines now in the military, they're discouraging use of sir and ma'am to their

00:33:35.900 superiors.

00:33:36.580 What's the headline?

00:33:37.780 Marines told to stop using sir and ma'am to avoid misgendering superiors. 1.00

00:33:41.900 Because the people in charge of the military are all trash. 1.00

00:33:43.920 Because the superiors are all doing pup play and shit. 1.00

00:33:47.160 And they might be a dude and it might be a twink. 0.99

00:33:48.900 Hey, guys. 0.99

00:33:49.220 It might be confusing because all the superiors are up to this twink shit. 0.99

00:33:53.380 Talk about wasting time too. 0.99

00:33:55.800 This was from a report by the University of Pittsburgh.

00:33:58.780 The exhaustive 738 page study that the Marines first commissioned in 2020 says that's the end

00:34:06.140 result.

00:34:07.340 738 pages.

00:34:08.600 Someone at the University of Pittsburgh was just ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:34:10.980 Coffee.

00:34:11.380 Like, better get the ma'am right and the sir. 0.99

00:34:14.020 Yeah.

00:34:14.640 And it could have been just, you know, he printed his paper.

00:34:17.840 He printed out his paper.

00:34:18.940 Like, this is it.

00:34:19.660 This is the final draft.

00:34:20.620 And he could have put it right into a shredder.

00:34:22.480 And it would have been better off than, like, whatever happened here.

00:34:25.540 Yep.

00:34:26.920 All right.

00:34:27.740 Next, we are moving on to other trans stuff.

00:34:31.100 We're not moving on.

00:34:32.160 We're not moving on to other topics.

00:34:34.440 Well, dude, this is crazy.

00:34:35.700 It's like, this is what happens when we take two weeks off from the podcast.

00:34:38.900 All the heart attack causes build up.

00:34:40.640 All the trans stuff really gets bottlenecked.

00:34:42.960 And we have to cover it.

00:34:44.020 And I don't know.

00:34:44.960 Admiral Levine, like, we got to do our job.

00:34:47.480 You do yours.

00:34:48.240 That's what we signed up for.

00:34:48.960 We meet at the 50-yard line.

00:34:50.000 We shake hands at the end of the game.

00:34:51.660 But, you know.

00:34:52.820 That's what we signed up for.

00:34:54.120 That's our responsibility.

00:34:55.500 That's our...

00:34:55.860 How about, before we move on, how about the trans science is not in dispute?

00:35:00.420 It's like, we've reached consensus without you guys.

00:35:04.840 I'm the normal one.

00:35:06.280 And anyone who disagrees has got problems.

00:35:08.440 Yeah.

00:35:08.720 Okay.

00:35:09.520 Thanks, Rachel.

00:35:10.200 I got the problems, I guess.

00:35:11.880 Yep.

00:35:12.200 There was a trans woman who was accused of credit card fraud because her voice didn't match.

00:35:18.120 Yeah.

00:35:19.560 I don't have that.

00:35:21.740 That's basically what it was.

00:35:24.800 I was going to say, I don't have the asset for it.

00:35:26.900 But, like, yeah.

00:35:27.780 She called her bank and was like, hey, this is Rachel.

00:35:30.860 I need to move $5,000.

00:35:33.000 And they were like, fraud alert, fraud alert.

00:35:35.560 So, basically, that was it.

00:35:37.200 And then my favorite part of all of this is...

00:35:39.560 Can you stop?

00:35:40.140 My favorite part of all of that sort of thing is, like, immediately after some sort of

00:35:46.360 injustice like that, like, they send the camera crew over to that trans person's house and 0.55

00:35:50.540 she's holding up a MasterCard and it's, like, the photo shoot for the article that we're

00:35:54.360 about to write about this.

00:35:55.720 And then it's like, you think you guys are oppressed?

00:35:58.080 You get a little mix-up on the phone and you call the news.

00:36:00.920 They come.

00:36:01.680 Like, you're oppressed?

00:36:02.980 I'm pretty sure the whole media runs interference for you guys to do whatever you want.

00:36:06.940 It's so true. 0.84

00:36:07.840 Groom the kids.

00:36:08.460 So, whereas, like, the other case, that dad who lost custody of his...

00:36:14.340 Jeff Younger.

00:36:14.980 Yeah, Jeff Younger. 0.98

00:36:15.720 He was fighting for custody of his kids because he had a liberal crazy wife who wanted to transgender 1.00

00:36:20.820 them and make them, you know, whatever. 0.98

00:36:22.820 And they were in Texas.

00:36:23.760 Yeah.

00:36:24.160 I'm sure he's got a tough time getting, like, ABC News over to report on that.

00:36:28.660 Isn't that crazy?

00:36:29.420 The person who had the phone call, not a great phone call with the bank is getting news coverage.

00:36:34.840 Like, had to call again and explain.

00:36:36.400 Yeah, but Jeff Younger, whose children are being trans by his ex-wife in California, now has no legal way of stopping it. 1.00

00:36:46.600 Yeah. 0.98

00:36:46.720 And they're going to go to California and they're going to get chemically castrated because his wife's a nut. 1.00

00:36:51.580 Yep. 0.99

00:36:51.820 And probably hates him and turning the kids against the father.

00:36:53.880 Oh, yeah.

00:36:54.380 She hates everybody. 0.97

00:36:55.660 Yeah.

00:36:56.180 Well, this next clip or this next story will dispel any myths.

00:37:00.880 People sometimes say that transgender people are mentally unwell. 0.99

00:37:05.600 They're deranged. 1.00

00:37:07.340 What's the word? 0.93

00:37:08.620 Unstable, I say.

00:37:11.680 Mentally ill. 0.97

00:37:12.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:37:13.500 So, people think that trans people are mentally ill. 0.98

00:37:15.580 Some people think they're not. 0.94

00:37:16.060 Do you think that?

00:37:17.060 I don't know.

00:37:17.880 Let's find out after this clip.

00:37:18.960 Let's judge after this.

00:37:20.100 Okay.

00:37:20.340 People are putting frozen tomato paste up into their man-made-

00:37:26.020 Caverns?

00:37:27.160 Caverns. 1.00

00:37:27.820 Their new man-made vaginas. 1.00

00:37:30.320 And they're putting tomato paste up there to simulate a period. 0.99

00:37:35.600 Yeah, a blood.

00:37:36.800 So, you know how it is being a lady. 0.89

00:37:39.100 Yeah.

00:37:40.960 Yeah.

00:37:41.360 You know how it is being a girl.

00:37:42.700 It's like immediately go to the vegetable aisle.

00:37:44.860 You need the tomato paste.

00:37:46.080 You got to freeze it.

00:37:46.960 You know where it goes, girls. 1.00

00:37:48.700 And paste is better than tomato sauce.

00:37:51.540 You need the paste because it's thicker.

00:37:53.220 It's darker.

00:37:53.940 Yeah.

00:37:54.220 It's more acidic.

00:37:55.360 You know how it is.

00:37:55.940 You know how girls be, you know, tomato pasting themselves. 1.00

00:37:58.880 Yeah.

00:37:59.700 So, yeah. 0.92

00:38:00.260 If you guys thought that being trans was a mental illness, obviously, this probably proves 0.94

00:38:04.360 the opposite.

00:38:05.040 It's very sound, very stable, normal, very normal.

00:38:09.820 All right.

00:38:10.420 Last thing from Cringe.

00:38:12.240 This was a funny story that we saw on 4chan.

00:38:15.200 It might not be true, but it kind of rings true. 0.88

00:38:18.020 And I think it's a good technique if you're a person with a trans child. 0.97

00:38:21.980 Can you give it a read?

00:38:22.640 It's long.

00:38:23.220 I'm going to go ahead and say likely not true, but a good idea anyway.

00:38:26.840 Yeah.

00:38:28.860 It's written in a 4chan style, so just bear with me.

00:38:31.560 But it says, daughter says she's trans, ninth grade. 0.99

00:38:33.860 What the fuck do I do? 0.99

00:38:35.280 Confess I'm trans, too. 1.00

00:38:36.660 She's confused.

00:38:37.540 Dad, no, you're not.

00:38:38.760 Stop being a bigot, Charlotte.

00:38:39.960 Let's do this together.

00:38:41.320 Dress up and wear makeup the next morning.

00:38:42.960 Daughter is angry.

00:38:43.820 Tells me to stop faking.

00:38:45.220 No, honey, I'm trans.

00:38:46.940 Now get in the car and let's go to school.

00:38:48.840 She's horrified.

00:38:49.660 Asked to be dropped off a block away.

00:38:51.280 Nope.

00:38:52.060 Walk her in.

00:38:52.820 Wave to the front desk.

00:38:53.940 She's fuming. 1.00

00:38:54.960 Wife can't stop laughing. 1.00

00:38:56.380 Pick up daughter in skirt and heels. 0.98

00:38:58.440 Shitty makeup.

00:38:59.500 Glitter on cheeks.

00:39:00.680 Skip over to her and her friends.

00:39:02.300 Dad, stop.

00:39:02.920 It's not funny.

00:39:03.860 Demand she used my pronouns.

00:39:05.280 Call her a bigot. 1.00

00:39:06.020 Next morning, she's done with the whole trans thing. 1.00

00:39:07.980 Begs me to stop.

00:39:09.400 Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? 0.94

00:39:11.720 Definitely not cool when your parents also do it.

00:39:14.200 Hey, that works.

00:39:15.840 And you know what?

00:39:16.380 This guy, he really did it the right way.

00:39:19.540 Because that's exactly how actual trans women do it. 1.00

00:39:24.240 Shitty makeup. 0.99

00:39:25.140 Bad heels.

00:39:26.080 Skirt that doesn't fit.

00:39:27.360 They're just faking it too.

00:39:29.000 A guy with glitter on his cheeks.

00:39:31.100 So that's the right way to go about it.

00:39:33.180 That rings true and I hope that is true.

00:39:35.500 We have a lot of stuff to get to.

00:39:37.180 We got to move on.

00:39:38.080 We are getting to Urban Decay.

00:39:39.840 Our first clip from Urban Decay section.

00:39:42.760 There is a cop smoking a doink on duty in New York. 0.77

00:39:50.560 Y'all smoking a doink?

00:39:52.120 Y'all smoking weed?

00:39:55.760 Wow.

00:39:56.160 So you could argue some jobs like you can handle it.

00:39:59.600 Some people can handle it better.

00:40:01.200 If you saw like a banker, like a Wall Street banker smoking a joint,

00:40:05.700 you might be like, oh, that guy's probably smart and can handle it.

00:40:08.860 Cop?

00:40:10.020 Probably not a good job to smoke weed on.

00:40:12.820 Lady cop? 0.98

00:40:14.660 Taser gun confusion?

00:40:16.200 That's two.

00:40:17.200 All time high.

00:40:18.100 That's two.

00:40:19.100 And it's like the only way I would say that she's fine to do that

00:40:22.820 is if she like walks and talks like Nate Diaz.

00:40:26.400 And it's like, get down over there.

00:40:28.380 Like, get down right now.

00:40:29.740 I already told y'all.

00:40:31.380 And she's just an absolute savage Nate Diaz. 1.00

00:40:34.000 Can't even tell she's high.

00:40:35.440 But that looks like, that looks a little sketchy to me.

00:40:38.980 That's the type of person they hired just to fill a quota to. 1.00

00:40:41.760 And now she's smoking a doink on the side of the street. 1.00

00:40:44.000 Like, weak. 0.99

00:40:45.440 A weak woman. 1.00

00:40:46.420 Like, you know, just smoking a doink. 0.99

00:40:47.940 Like, ah, yeah.

00:40:49.100 Where you at?

00:40:50.120 Harlem? 0.86

00:40:50.880 Like, this is the Harlem cop?

00:40:52.260 I don't even know.

00:40:52.760 Let's chill after work.

00:40:53.500 Yeah, I get off soon.

00:40:54.480 And just like completely treating it like you work at Subway or something.

00:40:57.280 Yeah, I'm high at work.

00:40:58.940 I'll see you later.

00:41:00.040 Yeah.

00:41:00.600 Yeah.

00:41:00.980 Oh, my God.

00:41:01.440 Imagine a cop smoking a joint and immediately getting a traffic stop.

00:41:04.620 Like, let me see everyone's hands.

00:41:06.380 Hands on your pocket.

00:41:07.700 Like, why are you jumping?

00:41:09.860 Did you see that?

00:41:10.720 Like, it's like all like a schizo. 1.00

00:41:13.660 Yeah, paranoid.

00:41:14.860 It's not a good time to be paranoid if you're an NYPD officer.

00:41:17.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:18.240 And then somebody does actually.

00:41:19.800 Didn't some NYPD officers just get attacked?

00:41:21.580 In an Islamic terrorism incident over New Year's?

00:41:24.080 Yeah, New Year's Eve.

00:41:25.140 Yeah.

00:41:25.620 It was a lone stabber.

00:41:27.360 We want a while without some Islamic terror. 1.00

00:41:30.160 They're due.

00:41:30.700 But they're due, yeah.

00:41:31.800 But they see what we're doing to ourselves and they're just like.

00:41:34.320 Let them.

00:41:35.020 Yeah.

00:41:35.200 Let them.

00:41:35.620 They laugh with China. 0.96

00:41:36.820 They throw their head back and laugh.

00:41:39.220 Yeah, America's not even strong anymore.

00:41:41.300 I know.

00:41:41.520 They already did their job.

00:41:42.400 In the 90s and the early 2000s, it was like, yeah, we need to terrorists to attack these

00:41:46.380 people.

00:41:46.720 They're too strong.

00:41:47.580 Their family unit's too good.

00:41:49.000 They're really productive on the international scale.

00:41:51.140 And now it's like.

00:41:52.460 We got them.

00:41:53.060 Let them.

00:41:54.360 They're swirling around the bottom of a toilet right now.

00:41:56.600 Just let them go.

00:41:57.740 Exactly.

00:41:58.340 All right.

00:41:58.600 Next, before we get into the depressing clips, the sacks on the subway.

00:42:02.100 This is kind of like a classy urban decay.

00:42:04.880 Sign of the times.

00:42:05.600 People fighting in the background.

00:42:13.840 This guy's just playing some smooth sacks.

00:42:21.280 That's good.

00:42:26.540 I like that.

00:42:28.740 It's funny because if someone gets on my subway and is playing a saxophone, like I'd be a little

00:42:34.200 annoyed at that too.

00:42:35.600 Yeah.

00:42:36.020 It's better than fighting, but it's still like.

00:42:38.600 Then fighting and saxophone is kind of like.

00:42:41.420 Okay.

00:42:41.980 I'm moving cars.

00:42:43.040 Yeah.

00:42:43.940 All right.

00:42:44.560 Next.

00:42:45.180 What are your, what's your take on that?

00:42:46.400 I like that.

00:42:47.120 You like the saxophone in the chaos.

00:42:48.520 It's kind of like a, your own unique, like I'm going down with the ship and I'm having

00:42:52.040 a good time while I'm here.

00:42:52.940 It's like the music at the end of the Titanic and they kept playing and the water was coming.

00:42:56.180 Okay.

00:42:56.760 Yeah.

00:42:57.000 I kind of like that.

00:42:57.400 It's honorable.

00:42:58.020 There's honor.

00:42:58.580 There's honor.

00:42:59.740 There's honor there.

00:43:00.460 And the guy's clearly skilled.

00:43:01.580 I'm not, I'm just saying like in general, like a bucket boys or anybody comes. 1.00

00:43:05.500 So with an instrument on my train car, I'm not thrilled, but that guy's are different.

00:43:09.380 That guy's talented.

00:43:10.280 Bucket boys are different. 0.99

00:43:11.300 I do not like the bucket boys. 1.00

00:43:13.360 I like a smooth jazz like that, especially during some chaotic times.

00:43:17.380 You don't, you can't like make that up.

00:43:19.080 You can't write that is why I like it.

00:43:20.940 It's like such a unique moment.

00:43:23.020 AI can't do that.

00:43:24.140 AI can't think that.

00:43:24.980 It's a human experience.

00:43:26.160 Yeah.

00:43:26.660 All right.

00:43:27.000 Fair.

00:43:27.380 That's why I like it.

00:43:28.540 All right. 1.00

00:43:28.940 Stop playing with the fucking. 1.00

00:43:32.980 All right. 1.00

00:43:33.880 Next, the girl gets, actually, let's go to the dangerous criminal bail fund. 1.00

00:43:38.600 What's the headline?

00:43:39.600 Yeah.

00:43:40.160 Basically, this is something I memed about and it happened a little week or two ago.

00:43:43.720 It said dangerous criminal shoots victim 11 times after being released by celebrity backed

00:43:48.000 bail fund.

00:43:49.000 And let's see the picture of the dangerous criminal.

00:43:50.700 There he is.

00:43:52.540 Oh, well, I don't think you're supposed to call him dangerous criminal.

00:43:55.540 I don't think you're supposed to call him that.

00:43:58.080 Yeah.

00:43:58.180 There's a bill against that now.

00:43:59.800 They've repealed the 94 crime bill.

00:44:01.480 Now there's a new one.

00:44:02.180 You can't call him dangerous criminal.

00:44:03.440 Yeah.

00:44:04.020 The problem is the calling it dangerous criminal.

00:44:07.240 Yeah.

00:44:07.940 The problem is the words, not the 11 times shot.

00:44:11.420 After being released for already getting arrested for something else.

00:44:14.040 Yeah.

00:44:14.440 And the celebrities are like John Legend, Richard Branson, Danny Glover that have donated to

00:44:19.460 this bail project publicly.

00:44:22.320 And the bail project is what it's called.

00:44:25.540 They actually closed up.

00:44:26.820 They folded.

00:44:27.760 They folded like that guy because they can't defend the liability.

00:44:32.880 It was a bad idea.

00:44:33.980 Yeah.

00:44:34.500 It was a really bad idea.

00:44:36.920 And the guy who he shot 11 times was just this nice middle-aged Asian guy who I think

00:44:42.060 was a waiter. 0.98

00:44:43.180 So stop Asian hate by bailing out people who will just go and shoot the Asians. 1.00

00:44:48.520 No, that's hate. 0.97

00:44:49.500 Well, there may have been some socioeconomic factors at play that made the person have to

00:44:53.880 shoot that guy. 1.00

00:44:54.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:55.520 Yeah, there were.

00:44:56.340 11 times.

00:44:56.900 Well, there were socioeconomic factors for the first five bullets.

00:45:01.000 Yeah.

00:45:01.340 And then he has no justification for the last six, which is a problem.

00:45:04.420 Well, it's because you probably had too many bullets and that's a gun issue.

00:45:09.420 That's true.

00:45:10.160 He was making a statement on high capacity magazines by doing that crime.

00:45:13.900 If he had a revolver with just five shots, that would have just been socioeconomic.

00:45:17.540 He did 11.

00:45:18.760 That means he's got the extended mag, the clippy.

00:45:21.060 What's it called?

00:45:21.700 The blick?

00:45:22.320 The blick.

00:45:23.280 The blick.

00:45:23.820 That's a different thing.

00:45:24.980 So you got the extended mag and that's the problem.

00:45:27.560 Yeah.

00:45:27.640 No one needs 11 rounds.

00:45:29.180 Now we know why.

00:45:30.100 Well, 11 isn't even extended.

00:45:31.320 I know there are certain types of gun people who get out here and start going crazy.

00:45:34.720 Don't worry.

00:45:35.460 He's just, it's just for the bit.

00:45:37.200 It's not gun humor sound.

00:45:39.400 We know how many bullet gun have. 0.99

00:45:41.080 We know how many bullet gun have. 0.99

00:45:42.600 We know how many bullet gun have. 0.99

00:45:44.400 Next, the food truck gets robbed.

00:45:48.000 Oh, this is a food truck.

00:45:49.640 Yeah.

00:45:51.120 Yeah.

00:45:51.480 So these guys roll through.

00:45:53.180 Food truck gets robbed.

00:45:54.960 They robbed the food truck for, I don't know, $75.

00:46:00.020 I can't imagine the cash is more than $300 at any given time.

00:46:03.520 You should just like order a ton of food and then take it and run.

00:46:06.380 That would be better.

00:46:07.360 Yeah.

00:46:08.240 You guys have $75 three ways now.

00:46:11.020 So, yeah, this is so bad.

00:46:12.800 They're just robbing like the cell phones and wallets of these low level food truck workers.

00:46:18.440 And then this guy pistol whips him.

00:46:21.620 They commit like everyone has a gun.

00:46:23.920 So now it's a felony, a gun charge.

00:46:25.780 They're passing around the gun. 1.00

00:46:27.380 It's just the most low level shit. 1.00

00:46:29.260 You're risking your life. 1.00

00:46:30.140 And then if one of these Mexican workers pulled out a Glock and just went bow, bow, bow, like you're all dead for $85. 0.96

00:46:38.680 So true.

00:46:39.840 For nothing. 1.00

00:46:40.500 Such high stakes shit for such low stakes rewards. 1.00

00:46:43.600 It's stupid behavior. 1.00

00:46:45.960 That's real dumb shit. 1.00

00:46:47.480 So here's a good question. 1.00

00:46:48.760 If you're a criminal, what would your crimes be?

00:46:50.760 Like what would your, what would be your moneymaker? 1.00

00:46:53.480 Because this low level shit, it's really tasteless. 0.99

00:46:55.780 It's really classless to go steal from another citizen. 1.00

00:46:58.640 I would go.

00:46:59.120 You know what I mean?

00:46:59.560 Like that's tasteless.

00:47:00.820 That's like you ruin your whole life for nothing.

00:47:03.000 And the best you could do is steal $200.

00:47:06.180 Yeah.

00:47:06.400 If you had like a lot of cash.

00:47:07.780 Yeah.

00:47:07.920 I would do things like I would go to like a notorious art collector's house in Venice and I would go underwater and then I would blow up the roof.

00:47:17.820 And the safe would come down.

00:47:18.660 The safe would come down to the water.

00:47:20.220 Then the cops would come and go, oh, we don't know where they are, but I'm under the water still.

00:47:24.440 And I would get my friend to unlock it.

00:47:26.420 The safe while it's underwater?

00:47:27.700 Yeah.

00:47:28.120 And then they would crack the safe and then we get like into these little jet ski underwater things and we get onto a speedboat and then we get out.

00:47:35.200 And then what would Edward Norton do?

00:47:37.980 Execute him? 0.98

00:47:38.940 Boom. 0.99

00:47:39.300 Yeah.

00:47:39.800 So that's the concept I would be doing.

00:47:41.300 All right.

00:47:41.580 That's fair.

00:47:42.200 That's fair.

00:47:42.880 Yeah.

00:47:43.120 What about you?

00:47:43.660 Mark Wahlberg.

00:47:44.560 Yeah.

00:47:45.080 I would probably, I'd probably go find where my ex-girlfriend was. 1.00

00:47:48.580 She works in, or she dates a guy who runs a casino.

00:47:51.460 I'd probably go find her.

00:47:52.880 I'd probably hang around the casino for a while.

00:47:54.580 Well, I'd do some bait and switches, really like kind of establish months of somebody working there, like a blackjack dealer or something.

00:48:01.460 Smart.

00:48:02.040 And then I'd probably, you know, know when the cash was going to be at the highest and when the cash switch was.

00:48:07.860 I have my small Asian friend go in and then he gets out and he gets around the, you know, the wires or the-

00:48:13.640 The lasers.

00:48:14.440 The lasers.

00:48:15.140 Yeah.

00:48:15.540 So he gets around and then it's like me and my boys and we just do it.

00:48:18.760 And it's a casino heist.

00:48:20.540 Ocean's 11.

00:48:21.660 Ocean's 11.

00:48:22.460 And then yours was the Italian job.

00:48:25.440 All right.

00:48:25.960 Well, at least we have a plan.

00:48:27.320 Yeah.

00:48:27.600 And then I'd come back four seasons later and do it with all girls.

00:48:31.020 Yeah.

00:48:31.340 It would be Ocean's 13 or whatever they did.

00:48:33.720 Ghostbusters.

00:48:34.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:34.800 Same shit. 1.00

00:48:35.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:36.960 All right.

00:48:37.520 Do the girl who got attacked for being white.

00:48:39.560 The little kid.

00:48:40.240 This was a sad clip.

00:48:42.180 You know what?

00:48:44.420 Come here.

00:48:44.960 Come here.

00:48:45.200 Come here.

00:48:45.400 Come here.

00:48:45.560 Come here.

00:48:47.300 What you doing?

00:48:49.220 What? 0.99

00:48:49.580 Because there's nasty-ass little boys hitting me. 0.99

00:48:53.860 I'm sick of it. 0.99

00:48:54.820 See all these bruises on me?

00:49:00.440 That's when kids hit me.

00:49:02.480 I got bruises on my leg.

00:49:03.640 Why did kids fight you for?

00:49:06.320 I don't know.

00:49:07.660 Probably because I'm white.

00:49:10.080 That's sad.

00:49:10.980 She's probably right.

00:49:12.100 Probably because I'm white.

00:49:13.300 It's like that doesn't really come out of anywhere.

00:49:15.180 That doesn't really like...

00:49:16.500 Yeah.

00:49:16.520 It's not taught to little kids that they're beating you up because you're white.

00:49:20.460 It's probably just like a discernment thing.

00:49:22.320 And it's just like true and she knows why and she doesn't know that you're not supposed

00:49:26.400 to say certain things about race and she just says it and it's the honest truth. 0.99

00:49:29.820 That sounds about right.

00:49:31.160 Sad for her.

00:49:32.280 Very sad.

00:49:32.960 That was the saddest clip of the day so far.

00:49:34.780 Yeah.

00:49:35.520 Will you put that thing down?

00:49:37.340 Do you really want me to?

00:49:38.260 Yeah.

00:49:38.740 There's no blade on it.

00:49:39.820 It's distracting.

00:49:40.720 Oh.

00:49:41.520 Sorry.

00:49:42.480 Well, I mean, what are you doing?

00:49:44.080 Are you doing the show?

00:49:44.920 Are you taking this seriously?

00:49:45.740 It seems like you're disrespecting your own audience is what I would say.

00:49:48.720 I'm practicing.

00:49:49.660 Yeah.

00:49:50.560 Disrespected.

00:49:51.780 All right.

00:49:52.480 Next, we got the couple yelling. 0.98

00:49:54.300 The yelling fighting couple.

00:49:56.280 All right.

00:49:56.980 This is good New York City action.

00:49:58.520 Say those things.

00:49:59.820 If I don't do anything to you, that threatens your life.

00:50:06.280 Guess what?

00:50:07.000 You're broken up with me now, right?

00:50:08.940 It's good.

00:50:09.960 Okay. 0.99

00:50:10.420 Stop being this fucking mad. 1.00

00:50:12.000 You're fucking filming us. 1.00

00:50:13.360 Like, stop. 1.00

00:50:14.080 Hey, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:50:17.740 Oh, man. 1.00

00:50:19.280 Some people just like fighting.

00:50:21.080 They like fighting.

00:50:22.040 That guy doesn't.

00:50:23.160 That guy doesn't.

00:50:23.940 That guy wants to very badly be not in public right now.

00:50:27.280 Yeah.

00:50:27.680 Feels good to not be involved in any dramatic situations like that.

00:50:32.040 Yeah.

00:50:32.420 And if you find yourself fighting with your significant other a lot like that, it's time

00:50:36.880 to really reevaluate and see if you should pull that trigger and find a new, better life.

00:50:41.680 Yeah.

00:50:41.960 I feel sorry for that guy.

00:50:43.440 Me too.

00:50:43.980 I don't even know what happened and I'm on the guy's side because he's trying to get

00:50:46.740 her to not fight in public.

00:50:48.420 She's, you know, I don't know.

00:50:49.700 Is she worth it?

00:50:50.660 Okay.

00:50:50.940 Okay.

00:50:51.280 Yeah.

00:50:51.700 And they probably live together so they're stuck.

00:50:53.920 And he can't go anywhere.

00:50:55.160 Yeah.

00:50:55.300 And it gets way worse than it would have been because they live together.

00:50:57.700 That's why you don't move in with people.

00:50:59.580 Yeah.

00:50:59.820 And they're probably New York City actors.

00:51:01.800 So she's like really dramatic and going extra. 0.97

00:51:04.920 They're theater kids.

00:51:05.960 I don't know.

00:51:06.360 Yeah.

00:51:06.560 They're theater kids.

00:51:07.840 Exactly.

00:51:09.100 And that's the end of Urban Decay.

00:51:11.440 Airport freakout.

00:51:12.260 You want to talk about any of the airport stuff that went on?

00:51:13.980 We had airport freakouts, but everyone's seen the airport freakouts.

00:51:17.960 Yeah.

00:51:18.160 Of course.

00:51:18.680 The lady just yells, what can you do? 0.73

00:51:22.100 Hey, did anybody fly Southwest here this week?

00:51:24.560 If so, we'll send you a base mug.

00:51:27.200 Yeah.

00:51:27.480 Show us a lost baggage claim and a ticket that got reprinted 30 times and we'll send you

00:51:32.500 a base mug.

00:51:33.220 Yeah.

00:51:33.540 I feel bad for all of you people.

00:51:35.180 I saw some videos of people going like, it's Christmas.

00:51:38.100 It's like Christmas day.

00:51:39.180 And they're like, and the flight crew just timed out.

00:51:42.560 So we will not be going anywhere today.

00:51:44.800 And then people go, no, like the most visceral, like, why'd you do this?

00:51:49.460 Oh man.

00:51:50.700 That's part of the problem too with those airlines is like, um, it's, it's like a ex-girlfriend

00:51:56.880 or something, or it's like a boyfriend.

00:51:58.660 Like, you know, babe, I'll get serious.

00:52:00.260 I'll get serious.

00:52:00.840 We're going.

00:52:01.620 We're definitely flying today.

00:52:03.160 We're a hundred percent going to get married.

00:52:05.160 You know, it's like that parallel.

00:52:06.660 And then all of a sudden they go, well, they go off the, off the rails and all of a sudden

00:52:11.980 you're stuck in Albany on Christmas day.

00:52:15.020 That's rough.

00:52:15.680 Why don't you just go home though?

00:52:17.780 Yeah.

00:52:18.080 I don't know.

00:52:18.620 Are they connecting flights, I guess.

00:52:19.940 And then you're stuck in some random city.

00:52:21.780 I heard some for Southwest.

00:52:23.220 They canceled flights and then said your next flight is in a week.

00:52:26.520 Yeah.

00:52:27.240 Well, when I was flying home, uh, when I was flying here for, uh, they offered me like

00:52:32.460 800 bucks to not take my flight.

00:52:34.580 And then they offered me a flight on January 2nd and I flew back December 29th.

00:52:39.420 So it was like, here, you got a place to stay for five days.

00:52:42.500 Here's a thousand.

00:52:43.600 Yeah.

00:52:44.120 I do the opposite where once they cancel my flight, I just immediately start booking new

00:52:49.040 flights and it's like a waste of money.

00:52:51.860 And I, and I think I left some flights on the, on the, on the table, some money on the

00:52:56.840 table going from DC to New York.

00:52:58.760 My flight got canceled twice and I just kept buying new flights.

00:53:02.020 On the same airline?

00:53:02.860 On a different airlines. 1.00

00:53:04.140 Oh, you're so fucked then. 1.00

00:53:05.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:05.520 And then, yeah.

00:53:06.940 And then I got home and it was like, well, it took me three flights to get one flight.

00:53:11.240 How much money did you spend?

00:53:12.560 Uh, I probably spent $500 total three flights, each $500 and one of them took me home.

00:53:20.280 Then my head, I'm like 1500 bucks gets me home today or it's just like, just do it.

00:53:24.880 And then one of them might, you can't tell me stuff like that.

00:53:26.980 That is like so bad, so bad practice. 0.98

00:53:29.700 It's like, you're the worst.

00:53:30.700 Coming back to New Orleans, I was in Florida.

00:53:34.120 I, I, it's going to sound bad.

00:53:35.740 I had a December 31st flight on Southwest and I was like, Southwest, I don't trust.

00:53:40.500 So I bought a spirit flight the next day.

00:53:42.980 That was just my emergency flight.

00:53:45.420 How much was that?

00:53:46.140 Like a hundred something bucks.

00:53:47.720 How much money did you spend on airline tickets that you didn't, flights you didn't take this

00:53:51.680 week?

00:53:52.480 Uh, probably $1,500.

00:53:54.940 $1,500, but then if I don't take a flight, well, here's the thing, if I buy a ticket

00:54:01.280 for a flight and they cancel the flight, they send me back the money.

00:54:06.480 I don't know.

00:54:07.180 You got to check that.

00:54:08.220 And I know you're not doing that.

00:54:09.640 How do they not send me back the money?

00:54:11.360 How do you cancel my flight?

00:54:12.880 Cause they probably rebooked you on something and then you don't show up.

00:54:16.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:17.120 You're fucking in trouble, dude. 0.99

00:54:18.540 This is like bad financial stuff. 1.00

00:54:20.260 I know.

00:54:20.600 And I'm like on my phone, just trying to get home and I'm like, I'm not going back

00:54:24.320 to a hotel tonight.

00:54:25.800 I'm not leaving the airport.

00:54:27.300 I'm getting home.

00:54:28.900 So you kind of got caught in urban decay this week.

00:54:31.140 You're, you're part of the problem too.

00:54:33.060 You're, you're in.

00:54:34.220 Well, I wasn't yelling at anybody, but they would go to JFK is canceled and I'm, or the

00:54:38.700 flight to LaGuardia is canceled.

00:54:39.800 I'm like, all right, JFK.

00:54:41.860 How do I get to JFK?

00:54:43.660 LaGuardia is canceling everybody.

00:54:45.680 Um, and then I get home and I'm like, phew, now I'm home.

00:54:48.400 You could have taken a train.

00:54:49.540 You could have taken a train and you spent $1,500 on flights.

00:54:52.540 You never took what $500 of it.

00:54:55.480 I took, well, I don't know.

00:54:58.340 Yeah.

00:54:58.560 It's bad.

00:54:59.100 No.

00:54:59.280 Cause you booked three, but they should give me the money back because they canceled the

00:55:02.820 flight.

00:55:03.180 If I buy a flight and you cancel it, give me back my money.

00:55:05.600 You canceled the flight.

00:55:06.720 But are they, they are they?

00:55:08.580 I don't know.

00:55:09.240 I don't know.

00:55:10.320 Maybe I'm hoping to see some returns in my account this week.

00:55:14.300 I don't, it's sloppy work, but that's how I operate.

00:55:16.760 I'm on a one track mission and the missions to get home to New York, the missions to get

00:55:21.900 home to new Orleans.

00:55:22.780 And I just go and it's ugly.

00:55:25.800 And it, it, there's some collateral damage.

00:55:28.360 I lose money.

00:55:29.620 We need one of you in the wreckage brother.

00:55:31.860 It's just like, yeah, it's going to be a thousand dollars.

00:55:35.060 So there was a one flight where they canceled the flight and then everyone's like, Oh, go

00:55:38.540 to the customer service, you know, go to the customer service window and we'll help you.

00:55:43.680 And then every single person from the planes at the customer service window.

00:55:47.460 And there's 50 people in line, maybe a hundred people in line.

00:55:51.480 And there's two people working there.

00:55:53.160 And I said, you know what?

00:55:55.580 That's worth a thousand dollars.

00:55:57.240 Not even to have to go on this line.

00:55:59.420 So bad.

00:56:00.220 It's bad.

00:56:00.880 We're going to talk about that.

00:56:01.880 I don't see money as like, like hard earned money.

00:56:05.700 Like, Oh, I spent 10 hours working to get this much money, which is, you know, I just

00:56:10.140 see it as like tokens.

00:56:11.400 So it's like, Hey, how much tokens to get home right now?

00:56:14.620 You can either go on this line or you can go back to the hotel and come back tomorrow.

00:56:18.300 And it's like, I'll spend whatever amount of tokens.

00:56:21.380 I agree with your system.

00:56:22.540 I agree with your entire system.

00:56:24.080 As long as you get that money back, which you have made no moves to get.

00:56:28.300 So we'll see.

00:56:29.180 We'll see.

00:56:29.840 I don't think you're even going to pay attention to it, but I'm not.

00:56:32.820 Yeah.

00:56:33.260 I just know how many tokens I have.

00:56:35.040 I need to keep adding more tokens.

00:56:36.760 Sometimes things cost more tokens than others.

00:56:39.240 Oh, Hey, there's flights that cost a thousand dollars.

00:56:42.400 You make me sad.

00:56:43.020 Yeah.

00:56:43.160 Out of Europe in their first class.

00:56:45.240 Like, what are you talking about?

00:56:46.540 I know it's bad.

00:56:47.540 He makes me sad guys.

00:56:48.520 He makes me sad, but Hey, Delta and American do the right thing.

00:56:51.360 If you cancel the flight, send me back my money.

00:56:53.240 Why am I paying for a canceled flight?

00:56:54.960 I didn't go anywhere.

00:56:56.240 I didn't show up to the next flight.

00:56:57.540 You booked.

00:56:58.500 Give me my money back.

00:56:59.480 Yeah.

00:56:59.780 That's not controversial.

00:57:01.140 I didn't make it a whole thing.

00:57:02.260 We're in Uplifting Gold.

00:57:04.480 It's going to be tough.

00:57:05.800 We're in Uplifting Gold.

00:57:07.700 The Mousetrap Money Game.

00:57:09.520 This is uplifting.

00:57:11.520 Oh, look at these people.

00:57:13.380 One.

00:57:14.380 I don't know what he's going to do.

00:57:15.360 No.

00:57:16.700 Three.

00:57:17.140 No.

00:57:17.320 No.

00:57:17.380 No.

00:57:17.460 No.

00:57:17.900 No.

00:57:17.960 No.

00:57:18.160 No.

00:57:18.280 No.

00:57:18.780 No.

00:57:18.840 No.

00:57:19.280 No.

00:57:19.340 No.

00:57:19.400 No.

00:57:19.780 No.

00:57:19.900 No.

00:57:20.280 No.

00:57:20.840 No.

00:57:21.400 No.

00:57:21.840 No.

00:57:22.340 No.

00:57:22.840 No.

00:57:23.340 No.

00:57:24.340 No.

00:57:25.340 No.

00:57:26.340 No.

00:57:27.340 No.

00:57:28.340 No.

00:57:29.340 No.

00:57:30.340 No.

00:57:30.840 Well, that's the, I want to do the Mousetrap one.

00:57:35.140 So, I don't know.

00:57:38.280 That's uplifting, but I'm also, you know what I'm going to say.

00:57:40.400 What's uplifting about that?

00:57:41.980 I don't think it's uplifting at all.

00:57:43.380 Uplifting.

00:57:43.660 The family's having fun.

00:57:44.380 Okay.

00:57:44.860 Everyone's laughing.

00:57:45.940 It's Christmas time.

00:57:46.800 Everyone's home.

00:57:47.660 Yeah.

00:57:47.860 But you know what I'm going to say.

00:57:49.760 You wouldn't get your fingers in a Mousetrap for $8.

00:57:52.340 I wouldn't get my fingers in a Mousetrap for $800.

00:57:55.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:55.860 We already know your fucking, your financial decision making. 1.00

00:57:58.980 I wouldn't put my fingers in a Mousetrap for $800. 1.00

00:58:01.900 I counted, there's like $36 on that table.

00:58:05.760 Even if you got every single dollar.

00:58:07.680 Yeah.

00:58:08.540 I wouldn't get Mousetrap for that at all.

00:58:10.420 What's the upside?

00:58:11.440 Yeah.

00:58:11.820 George Soros watches and he laughs.

00:58:14.340 Because all the money's gone and here they are getting Mousetrap for $22.

00:58:19.580 That's true.

00:58:20.360 And he laughs at us.

00:58:21.460 Even if you got every dollar, what do you get?

00:58:23.220 Six bucks and two Mousetrapped?

00:58:24.620 How much would it take for me to get a Mousetrap and just for you to put your fingers into

00:58:28.140 it and slap it down?

00:58:30.720 $500.

00:58:31.600 Okay.

00:58:32.000 All right.

00:58:32.480 As long as it's not crazy.

00:58:33.700 Yeah.

00:58:33.980 It's not crazy.

00:58:35.300 But that game, I would just not participate.

00:58:37.220 You break your finger.

00:58:38.180 Yeah.

00:58:38.440 I saw a couple fives.

00:58:40.260 Yeah.

00:58:40.740 Mostly singles and a couple fives.

00:58:42.480 You break your finger. 1.00

00:58:42.680 You guys are crazy. 1.00

00:58:43.720 Even if you got every dollar. 0.99

00:58:45.620 All right.

00:58:46.140 Moving on.

00:58:47.040 The Gingerbread Man.

00:58:48.400 This is my favorite clip from the last week besides the stuff we're going to talk about in

00:58:53.500 Bonusland.

00:58:54.160 This is my favorite clip I saw this week on the show. 1.00

00:58:56.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:58:57.400 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:58:57.940 The Gingerbread Man about to come. 1.00

00:58:59.680 He be turning me up on, bro.

00:59:00.880 We the Gingerbread Man.

00:59:02.280 Dude.

00:59:03.160 Dude.

00:59:04.060 Dude. 1.00

00:59:04.600 Get that shit. 1.00

00:59:05.720 Get that shit. 1.00

00:59:06.720 There you go. 1.00

00:59:08.080 Oh, man.

00:59:08.840 I love that clip.

00:59:09.620 That clip all week after re-watching that.

00:59:12.020 That's good stuff.

00:59:13.200 All right.

00:59:13.800 That's uplifting.

00:59:14.940 Yeah.

00:59:15.220 It's uplifting.

00:59:15.820 All right.

00:59:16.080 That's funny.

00:59:16.560 Okay.

00:59:17.040 Next is the guy on the diet with his girlfriend.

00:59:19.140 This is uplifting.

00:59:22.380 Pizza from.

00:59:23.900 What?

00:59:24.980 Where'd you get that pizza from?

00:59:29.520 The guy's just hallucinating pizza.

00:59:32.100 It's toast with jelly.

00:59:33.760 Where'd you get that pizza from?

00:59:35.620 I like that guy's voice.

00:59:37.080 Where'd you get that pizza from?

00:59:38.100 He could be a cartoon character.

00:59:39.720 I like that guy.

00:59:40.740 Yeah.

00:59:41.080 That was good uplifting.

00:59:42.520 That was fair.

00:59:43.300 Yeah.

00:59:43.480 Yeah.

00:59:43.800 Good.

00:59:44.160 Next uplifting thing, they're making a trans boxing league.

00:59:47.800 It says the WC president announces plans for transgender boxing categories next year, which

00:59:53.580 is very exciting.

00:59:54.440 I'm assuming they're going to, I'm assuming it's every, I didn't read the article, but

00:59:57.400 I'm assuming it's everything I want it to be.

00:59:59.160 The debate surrounding the inclusion is certainly.

01:00:01.760 Trans boxing league.

01:00:02.620 Yeah.

01:00:02.760 If that's really what it is, I will watch every single fight.

01:00:06.880 I will try to gamble on every single fight.

01:00:08.860 I will have people over.

01:00:10.240 I will get a huge food spread for every single fight.

01:00:13.220 And that'll be my new favorite sport by a lot.

01:00:15.980 Yeah.

01:00:16.240 I, that's fair.

01:00:17.900 I mean, there is room for them.

01:00:19.800 There is room for transgender inclusion in America.

01:00:23.260 It's just not in the schools with the kids and whatever.

01:00:26.920 It's in the sports and it's in the X games.

01:00:29.320 You get into a cannon, they launch you somewhere. 1.00

01:00:32.160 Like that's the type of shit we want. 1.00

01:00:33.940 We want to include you guys. 1.00

01:00:34.960 We want you to beat each other up in a ring in the octagon. 1.00

01:00:37.380 We want to like do all these things with you.

01:00:38.980 We want to include you.

01:00:40.180 Yeah.

01:00:40.580 Stay out of the girls locker room, stay out of church and schools and stop demanding the 1.00

01:00:44.840 world bend to your will because you're kind of like 0.1% of the population and you're

01:00:48.980 getting a little scary, but we will support your boxing league.

01:00:52.240 Exactly.

01:00:52.820 We don't support your NCAA championships.

01:00:55.760 Those are fake.

01:00:56.760 That's not for you.

01:00:57.740 We don't support you sneakily fighting in an all girls league that you used to be a man 1.00

01:01:03.140 and you didn't tell anybody.

01:01:04.120 And you break people's eye sockets with your giant fist.

01:01:06.460 We don't like that.

01:01:07.600 But if you want to fight each other, I'll watch every single second.

01:01:11.840 Yeah.

01:01:12.400 I'll consume.

01:01:13.860 Yeah.

01:01:14.080 I'll go to one.

01:01:15.740 All right.

01:01:16.640 Imagine you went to one and they're like, there's that guy. 1.00

01:01:19.200 They beat your ass. 1.00

01:01:20.380 They're all trained tranny fighters and they just go, boom, boom. 1.00

01:01:23.520 They start at you with punches.

01:01:24.500 You didn't even know.

01:01:25.080 Yeah, I love you guys.

01:01:26.520 I'm here for you.

01:01:27.580 All right.

01:01:27.800 The prank gone wrong on the escalator.

01:01:29.400 This is pretty good.

01:01:31.340 Yeah.

01:01:33.400 I see a couple, y'all.

01:01:34.760 I see a couple.

01:01:35.820 Uh-oh.

01:01:37.260 Uh-oh.

01:01:37.700 Uh-oh.

01:01:38.180 I see a little couple.

01:01:39.860 You going?

01:01:40.620 I'm good.

01:01:41.860 What you think?

01:01:42.860 What was the prank?

01:01:44.080 It's a prank.

01:01:44.500 What you doing?

01:01:45.360 Watch out.

01:01:45.780 Watch out.

01:01:46.200 You tripping.

01:01:47.060 You tripping.

01:01:47.480 We recorded.

01:01:48.040 It's a video.

01:01:48.600 It's a video.

01:01:49.200 You tripping.

01:01:50.700 And when you say it, he goes, my bad.

01:01:52.700 You're good, bro.

01:01:53.820 I ain't on the thing.

01:01:55.180 Hey, my bad.

01:01:55.740 I didn't mean it.

01:01:56.660 He yanks him over the escalator.

01:01:57.780 I didn't mean it.

01:01:58.560 It's like, you touch his girl and it's like, you tripping, bro.

01:02:01.380 It's like, no, I was right.

01:02:02.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:03.180 I should pull your ass over the escalator. 1.00

01:02:05.220 Like, what are you talking about? 1.00

01:02:06.360 Yeah.

01:02:06.580 That's a good prank.

01:02:07.620 Uplifting.

01:02:08.100 It's funny.

01:02:09.140 The guy who thinks you're cute.

01:02:11.120 Yep.

01:02:11.580 Here we go.

01:02:12.020 This is uplifting.

01:02:15.740 That guy thinks you're cute over there.

01:02:17.420 And then he runs over.

01:02:21.200 See?

01:02:21.800 The girl likes it. 1.00

01:02:23.140 That's a good bit.

01:02:24.480 Yeah.

01:02:24.760 That's a great bit.

01:02:25.640 I agree.

01:02:26.480 That's uplifting.

01:02:27.300 There's a guy out there meeting a girl in real life.

01:02:30.340 He's not chatting with the AI.

01:02:32.720 Uplifting approved.

01:02:33.500 He's not getting nudes from the AI.

01:02:36.200 All right.

01:02:36.800 Last clip.

01:02:38.020 The kid says bad word.

01:02:40.180 The kids who are allowed to swear once.

01:02:42.320 I'm going to give you one free pass.

01:02:44.620 What is it?

01:02:45.600 If you get to say one bad word without getting in trouble.

01:02:49.300 Yes.

01:02:50.060 Okay?

01:02:50.640 Who wants to start?

01:02:52.620 Me.

01:02:53.200 Harrison.

01:02:53.660 Me.

01:02:54.100 You can say bad word.

01:02:55.540 Harrison.

01:02:56.460 No.

01:02:57.560 Do that help him.

01:02:58.760 Harrison.

01:02:59.400 You know what word to say?

01:03:02.660 No talking.

01:03:03.780 I can't.

01:03:04.300 I can't.

01:03:04.360 I can't.

01:03:04.900 I can't.

01:03:05.900 I can't.

01:03:08.860 Leanna, what's up?

01:03:09.800 Leanna, what's up?

01:03:11.120 Lance?

01:03:12.020 Harrison, I said one time.

01:03:18.000 All right.

01:03:18.580 That's good.

01:03:19.340 He's practicing.

01:03:20.280 He's practicing.

01:03:21.260 He knows a bad word.

01:03:22.300 Everyone can say it once.

01:03:23.240 That's funny.

01:03:24.020 Yep.

01:03:24.400 All right.

01:03:24.680 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:03:25.540 Let's see if you have anything else.

01:03:26.400 I got some Sam Britton updates that you saw me working on earlier today that are not explosive.

01:03:33.460 The information's out there, but we might cover that in bonus land, I'd say.

01:03:37.140 Let's cover that in bonus land or even next week and really do a deep dive on it.

01:03:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:03:40.440 Sam Britton, not only a thief, but a liar as well. 1.00

01:03:44.420 TikTok, Sam. 1.00

01:03:45.560 TikTok, Sam.

01:03:46.240 Sam, where'd you go?

01:03:47.640 Where were you in Orlando in 2010?

01:03:51.960 Yeah.

01:03:52.480 You went to gay conversion camp, Sam? 0.97

01:03:54.140 Name the doctor.

01:03:55.780 Where and who did it, Sam?

01:03:57.420 Sounds like you made up.

01:03:58.780 That's a new leaf to the onion of Sam Britton.

01:04:03.300 Exactly.

01:04:03.880 All right.

01:04:04.100 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:04:04.980 Thank you guys for watching.

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01:04:22.060 We have a little bit of an outro here.

01:04:23.520 Someone did a words or just words until action actually starts.

01:04:26.560 Quote on their present for Christmas happening here behind us.

01:04:30.420 That's very cool.

01:04:31.480 Thank you for doing that.

01:04:32.380 Thank you for the show.

01:04:33.220 Shout outs.

01:04:33.700 Hope everyone had a nice Christmas break and let's have a great year here on the show.

01:04:38.780 We're going to be hitting episode 100 this year.

01:04:41.620 Let's keep it 100 and let's have a great time doing it.

01:04:45.060 Thank you guys for watching.

01:04:46.540 We will see you at the next one.

01:04:48.100 Did you feel rusty coming back?

01:04:50.340 Yeah.

01:04:52.320 I did.

01:04:53.360 There you go.

01:04:54.220 That's it.

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