Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 14, 2026


FREE SCHOOL LUNCHES NOT GOOD ENOUGH - IT HAS TO BE HALAL TOO


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00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 376 today on the show. 1.00
00:00:07.600 Muslim foot baths are now in DFW bathrooms. 1.00
00:00:10.740 We're going to tell you all about it in our bad Muslim things section. 1.00
00:00:14.280 Then we discuss fisting, bingo, and other horrible things that gays are up to in Cringe of the Week. 1.00
00:00:20.400 Then kids are wearing ankle monitors as accessories in Urban Decay. 1.00
00:00:24.500 and last but not least in urban decay as well a u-haul worker got killed by a yn over nothing 0.97
00:00:30.940 we're going to tell you the details all this and more as fuck us talks the podcast episode 376 0.93
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00:02:52.200 Happy Friday, Richard.
00:02:53.120 Are you happy to be here?
00:02:54.020 Thank you.
00:02:54.560 Yes.
00:02:55.100 Me too.
00:02:55.940 I'm feeling good.
00:02:56.660 We were talking before the show.
00:02:57.780 It's Friday.
00:02:58.560 We're feeling good.
00:02:59.440 The energy is good over here.
00:03:00.680 We have a good episode.
00:03:01.760 We have a great script.
00:03:03.200 Yeah, a lot of stuff happened, actually.
00:03:04.460 A lot of stuff did happen, but I wanted to update you guys on something we talked about
00:03:07.780 a few months ago.
00:03:09.160 Remember, we brought up that idea.
00:03:11.360 It's kind of a conspiracy theory that the world was going to lose gravity for like seven
00:03:15.320 seconds.
00:03:16.220 I remember, yeah.
00:03:17.460 That was supposed to be two days ago.
00:03:19.480 So let us know if it happened to you.
00:03:21.940 Didn't happen to me.
00:03:23.500 Everything was strapped down.
00:03:24.920 I have all these ratchet straps now.
00:03:26.400 I spent like $1,200 on ratchet straps.
00:03:28.460 Crazy, crazy.
00:03:29.580 Well, you know, you'll be prepared if it does. 0.81
00:03:32.260 There you go.
00:03:33.060 because if you think about the dates and like daylight savings and then you lose an hour and
00:03:37.260 then every year you lose an hour for a hundred years, it's like two days. It could be any time.
00:03:41.920 Yeah. And it's a lesson that we've talked about. If you're going to be some sort of Oracle or make
00:03:45.680 an insane prediction, go way farther out because you know, 2028 is coming up. So you got to go way
00:03:52.280 farther. All right. Let's get to our first piece. I thought this was really funny. You left a
00:03:57.360 comment in the group chat about Powerball. I thought it was good. Yeah. Powerball got to a
00:04:01.760 billion and uh i went out and bought a ticket and i didn't win unfortunately i thought i was
00:04:06.760 gonna win but i saw someone on twitter call them uh powerball tickets goyslips goyslips yeah that's
00:04:12.980 pretty good jeffrey epstein didn't he win the win the powerball or something one time in like
00:04:17.120 new mexico yeah with the with the ranch in new mexico i think the zorro ranch won like 180
00:04:22.580 million dollars so if it is all fixed it really is a goyslip you are donating to those types of
00:04:28.000 guys yeah and i play i i'm i'm one of them i'm one of them so i am too and i like a little shot
00:04:34.520 i like a chance to bless me you know i know it's dumb mathematically it's horrible but
00:04:39.040 you never know who am i to say yeah exactly you never know and there's a thing too where
00:04:44.160 i had this theory for a while and i made this up myself but it's probably out there i think uh the
00:04:50.600 powerball because the odds are so low it's just a trap to catch time travelers yeah that makes
00:04:56.780 actually oh you came in and one in you won one in 500 million and you won oh come on to the office
00:05:03.260 and get it it's just start beating them up you're going back to 2020 222 200 or whatever so that was
00:05:10.900 my theory um all right let's get to our next piece we've been talking about the wmba a lot
00:05:16.460 unfortunately too much too much too much yeah and we talked about this in bonus land the wmba like
00:05:22.100 accidentally backed into sick marketing the whole WWE wrestling racial WWE yeah but the whole 0.85
00:05:29.740 country is like talking about like these fouls and the white girls versus the black girls and
00:05:34.760 Sophie Cunningham's pointing and they're beating up Caitlin Clark and then they're talking about
00:05:38.500 trans stuff now and then there's guys who want to go in the WNBA as trans players like they didn't
00:05:44.760 plan any of that it's all happening to them and they're probably trying to resist it at first but 0.80
00:05:49.360 in bonus land. We talked about it on our last episode. I think this is like the best marketing
00:05:53.980 gift an organization has gotten in like a hundred years and they'll somehow squander it. Yeah. That's
00:05:58.920 also part of it. And we have an update. So basically they had to get together. The women
00:06:03.200 of the WNBA on the corporate level had to get together and define what a woman was so they can 1.00
00:06:08.320 decide if the men would be eligible for the draft or not. So can you read the first and then the 0.99
00:06:12.640 reply? Yeah. It says a WNBA task force of team presidents and general managers met Wednesday
00:06:17.340 and discuss transgender athletes, but did not arrive at any eligibility rules,
00:06:22.220 according to a statement sent to ESPN by a league spokesperson.
00:06:25.840 So they couldn't crack it.
00:06:28.240 It's like you give a power tool to a group of monkeys and they can't figure out how it works. 0.73
00:06:32.520 They couldn't define a woman, I guess.
00:06:34.480 And then the meeting was eventually over.
00:06:36.880 And they're like, ah, we didn't do it.
00:06:38.300 We don't know.
00:06:38.640 Pick this up tomorrow.
00:06:40.540 As if it's like an accounting decision or something.
00:06:44.340 And then someone replied, you know, obvious stuff. 1.00
00:06:46.460 Yeah, 15 women gathered in a room for hours and they couldn't decide on what a woman was. 0.99
00:06:51.280 And I actually just saw something before we came in here to shoot that the WNBA is not going to allow any bad faith transgenders in the league. 0.72
00:06:59.480 So that was like the Inez Cantor and the other guy Royce something who were former NBA players who declared their eligibility. 1.00
00:07:06.160 So the WNBA knew how to draw a line at when they're being trolled publicly to their face. 1.00
00:07:10.880 but all those gray area ones like, 1.00
00:07:13.100 eh,
00:07:13.220 it doesn't look like you're trying that hard to be a woman. 1.00
00:07:15.480 They still don't have an answer for it. 0.97
00:07:16.860 Maybe some college male players that don't get drafted can like put on a
00:07:20.500 dress and post to social media and be like,
00:07:22.540 Oh,
00:07:22.960 look at my,
00:07:23.420 look at my Instagram.
00:07:24.240 It's bad faith.
00:07:25.200 It's like,
00:07:25.560 so what do you need?
00:07:26.240 Six months of pretending on Instagram.
00:07:28.700 Yeah.
00:07:28.900 And then now the debate is what's good faith.
00:07:31.060 And then it's like,
00:07:31.700 all right, 0.99
00:07:32.060 it is cancer is going to do six months of transgender work. 1.00
00:07:34.540 Kiss Lily Tino a little bit. 1.00
00:07:36.660 Yo, 1.00
00:07:36.900 you know,
00:07:37.180 who's good faith.
00:07:37.960 Magic Johnson's son.
00:07:39.640 Oh, 1.00
00:07:39.920 That's giant 6'8", bitch. 1.00
00:07:42.440 That's real good faith. 1.00
00:07:43.660 That's good faith.
00:07:44.340 He could clean up.
00:07:45.440 We should look into that.
00:07:46.660 I might try to get some of these people going on this and then be their agent.
00:07:50.640 Yeah.
00:07:50.940 I'll negotiate for you.
00:07:52.140 DM Magic Johnson's son.
00:07:54.520 Hey, man.
00:07:55.200 And then you go to the messages and it's like, whoa, I've messaged him before a bunch of times.
00:07:58.680 He sends me stuff.
00:08:00.060 We were doing voice memos.
00:08:02.120 All right.
00:08:02.360 Let's get to our next story.
00:08:03.580 This is just a rare clip.
00:08:04.720 I don't know.
00:08:05.580 This is from America, right?
00:08:06.860 I think it was from like Ohio or Kentucky.
00:08:09.280 from the bad storms.
00:08:10.720 Yeah, Columbus, Ohio.
00:08:11.680 The wind was so bad on the highway
00:08:13.480 that it flipped a car.
00:08:16.920 Here it is.
00:08:17.620 It's on the right-hand side.
00:08:21.260 You can kind of see it.
00:08:22.660 It's hard to see,
00:08:23.580 but he gets picked up there.
00:08:24.940 You see the taillights
00:08:25.720 and he fully flips on his-
00:08:27.380 And they flipped a car.
00:08:28.840 I've never seen anything like that.
00:08:30.420 That's very rare.
00:08:31.460 Yeah, must be, I don't know,
00:08:33.140 a light car?
00:08:34.900 Bad aerodynamics or something?
00:08:36.280 Light car.
00:08:37.440 I actually was just reading recently
00:08:39.100 that Tornado Alley is moving, you know?
00:08:42.280 All the tornadoes that used to be in Kansas
00:08:43.840 and the Oklahoma and stuff.
00:08:46.340 Tornado Alley, I saw a graph, it's moving over.
00:08:48.780 Real estate opportunity.
00:08:50.200 Yeah, Wichita, by Wichita, Oklahoma City.
00:08:52.940 We're long Wichita, and then you've got a short river
00:08:55.560 it's going, in the short both directions. 0.99
00:08:57.740 Illinois and shit, yeah. 0.97
00:08:58.700 All right, we have another update. 0.99
00:09:00.120 We have a lot of updates in the beginning.
00:09:01.540 That's fine.
00:09:02.100 But they're important.
00:09:02.860 We're a show that talks about a lot of topics,
00:09:04.780 so we're going to have updates.
00:09:06.280 Exactly, and then remember this clip,
00:09:08.760 where the woman drove into the cop to get away
00:09:11.620 and was like using her vehicle as a deadly weapon. 1.00
00:09:14.220 We'll play the clip here. 0.99
00:09:16.340 Yeah, cop kind of spun off, did some high knees,
00:09:18.320 got out of it, didn't sustain any damage. 0.87
00:09:20.420 Because he's athletic, but a woman cop or a fat cop, 0.99
00:09:24.000 that could have been roll over and kill him. 1.00
00:09:26.420 And then also, yeah, that officer did have the authority
00:09:30.060 to use force to defend himself and kill the person driving.
00:09:32.860 We've seen that a million times.
00:09:34.360 Just like the ICE people.
00:09:35.680 And so it's like if the cop can use deadly force against you for something you did to the cop, you think that those charges probably wouldn't get dropped.
00:09:43.620 Yeah.
00:09:44.000 But they did get dropped.
00:09:45.200 And it's actually worse than that.
00:09:46.940 Yeah.
00:09:47.320 Just so everyone knows.
00:09:48.240 And this was in Charlotte, North Carolina.
00:09:50.400 Woman rams cop with car, gets 3K bond, leaves jail, gets indicted for assault with deadly weapon.
00:09:56.980 Still no jail.
00:09:58.100 The same woman rams second man with car three weeks later, gets 10K bond, charges dismissed, walk free.
00:10:04.900 Now, we don't have video of the second man being rammed with a car within three weeks, but it seems like they're just letting slap on the wrist for, you know, basically attempted assault with a deadly weapon.
00:10:16.740 A car is a deadly weapon, right?
00:10:17.980 Yeah.
00:10:18.180 And it's not like, oh, yeah, you try to run someone over with a car, but the last time you got arrested was 1998.
00:10:24.280 Yeah.
00:10:24.740 Okay.
00:10:25.540 I'll basically ignore that.
00:10:27.060 You ran someone over with a car three weeks before a cop, and then you did it again, and then you got the charges dropped.
00:10:32.400 Yeah.
00:10:32.920 And then we didn't even take your license away.
00:10:34.560 So you just were able to do it again.
00:10:37.120 And it seems like there used to be like more, I don't know,
00:10:42.500 emphasis on if the victim was a cop, you'd have to prosecute it harder,
00:10:46.600 you know, just to kind of not let everybody get loosey-goosey
00:10:49.200 and make it open season on cops.
00:10:50.520 It seems like we lost that, though.
00:10:52.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:10:53.380 Tom Selleck in Blue Bloods, he'd go crazy over something like this.
00:10:56.480 That's so true.
00:10:57.260 And the boys would all come together and support and oppose the DAs or whatever.
00:11:01.800 Yeah, it's very frustrating.
00:11:03.320 and for a group that's under attack by the police
00:11:06.900 and whatever, that's what you're doing
00:11:09.160 and you're getting let go.
00:11:10.760 That should be a little reality check.
00:11:12.280 Yeah, and then it's actually a point
00:11:14.560 we're going to make later in Urban Decay,
00:11:16.160 but there's that phrase, 1.00
00:11:17.660 she slipped through the cracks of the justice system.
00:11:20.480 It's like, they're not even cracks anymore.
00:11:23.100 You do it twice in a month and they both let you out.
00:11:25.700 It's just like, that's an open door.
00:11:27.040 There's not cracks you're slipping through.
00:11:28.380 But they're going to put the flock cameras in.
00:11:30.000 Yeah.
00:11:30.360 And we're going to have other angles of what she did. 0.73
00:11:32.180 Then we're going to let her go.
00:11:33.900 Then we're going to give you a ticket for speeding 11 miles an hour.
00:11:36.700 All the flat cameras are going to do are give us more footage of the incidents.
00:11:40.440 It's going to be good for us.
00:11:41.420 When she's left, yeah, when she's out.
00:11:42.740 All right, let's get to our next story.
00:11:44.560 This is about Starbucks in Seattle.
00:11:46.360 We told you guys a while ago, obviously Starbucks store-wise are going down.
00:11:50.720 The numbers of stores are going down.
00:11:53.060 Nationwide or just in Seattle?
00:11:54.720 Nationwide, but in all these blue cities.
00:11:57.460 Yes. 0.96
00:11:57.700 All the street rat cities, the homeless, drug addict cities.
00:12:01.200 Seattle's where Starbucks started.
00:12:02.800 Listen to these updates, and then we're going to do some broader context.
00:12:06.720 Yeah, March 2020, Starbucks had 22 stores in the downtown Seattle area.
00:12:11.680 Today, with the latest closure of yet another store, that number dropped to just eight.
00:12:16.500 And another tweet, I mean, we're going to make the same points about the death spiral.
00:12:20.600 We're on death spiral watch for a lot of these cities that are, you know, botching.
00:12:26.160 They're the people who butter their bread, basically.
00:12:29.140 Like Starbucks, where it started and became a nationwide chain.
00:12:33.900 This girl Susie says, there is a domino effect to a 38.5% downtown vacancy rate.
00:12:39.820 When businesses leave, so do the workers.
00:12:42.520 And so goes the need for coffee shops, restaurants, and retail stores.
00:12:46.900 The fact so few on the left here understand the basic mechanics of how the world works will be our demise.
00:12:52.240 That's very true.
00:12:53.460 And doesn't that make sense?
00:12:54.460 Like once everything goes, then like it probably goes like it becomes parabolic, like how fast it goes downhill for a city.
00:13:01.360 That's why it's called the death spiral.
00:13:02.820 And Starbucks itself, like we've talked about it with San Francisco areas when we're talking about nice stores, Old Navy, Starbucks, like stores that work anywhere else, anywhere in suburbia, they work.
00:13:13.940 They have a proven model.
00:13:15.120 They have an entire bureaucratic system up there who's making sure that model works.
00:13:19.720 So it's like almost like a bellwether store.
00:13:21.840 It's worse to lose that.
00:13:23.620 That's a good point.
00:13:24.660 Just, I guess, a statement on the continuing decline of Seattle.
00:13:27.900 Yeah.
00:13:28.400 I actually read the other day they were doing something about trans people.
00:13:31.940 We didn't make it into the show.
00:13:33.320 Some sort of dollar amount for trans people.
00:13:36.200 Like reparations?
00:13:38.560 For people who are coming in are trans. 0.99
00:13:40.180 Remember how we kind of covered in Seattle, wanted to be like this trans, like where you come.
00:13:44.740 Sanctuary city for trans.
00:13:46.100 Yeah.
00:13:46.840 So there was some city council argument over how much money they were going to give that.
00:13:50.980 And then while they're watching their downtown area.
00:13:53.360 hollow out. So we'll just swap a Starbucks for trans people, I guess, and see if that makes 1.00
00:13:58.640 economic sense. Make it more enjoyable. Yeah. It'll be fun. All right. Let's get to our next 1.00
00:14:03.760 story. This is some good news. Um, EBT numbers have gone down after some recent requirements
00:14:09.540 and crackdowns. Yeah. Requirements that we covered on the show that were passed in the
00:14:14.080 one big, beautiful bill. And then can you, uh, USDA snap enrollment drops by 5.3 million
00:14:21.660 following new work rules. And it includes a state-by-state breakdown, which we have here.
00:14:27.500 Massive declines in food stamp recipients between April 2025 and April 2026. So this is just one
00:14:34.080 year. And some of the larger states, the larger declines are actually the more red states because
00:14:40.040 some of them were doing it on their own before the bill became a law. Oh, interesting. You know
00:14:45.260 what I mean? And we had covered that, how the red states were like, yep, we're happy to enact this.
00:14:50.140 So Arizona down 54%, Florida down 22%, Texas down 15%, Georgia 27%, Mississippi down 12%, Louisiana down 22%, and then states like California and New York who kind of dragged their feet or were resisting are down less, 6.6% and 6.3%.
00:15:09.680 And those are the states where a lot of the money does go.
00:15:12.480 So the darker the blue, the more total piece of the pie this state has.
00:15:17.020 Isn't it crazy that a state like Arizona can go down 50-something percent, so more than half was just not necessary for that whole time, and we only discovered it because we did these crackdowns, and if we didn't, it would have just kept going forever?
00:15:31.040 Yeah.
00:15:31.280 That's where all the money went in one of the ways, you know?
00:15:34.260 Yeah, and again, that's not like you didn't build a bridge, and now we have the bridge.
00:15:38.100 It's monthly. 1.00
00:15:39.060 You have to dump money to these idiots monthly. 1.00
00:15:41.500 Crazy. 1.00
00:15:42.040 And they're mostly scammers. 0.99
00:15:43.120 You guys know.
00:15:43.660 We've shown them in Urban Decay.
00:15:44.820 The context here that we want to talk about, though, the main headline said 5.3 million total people.
00:15:53.560 I don't know the dollar amount, actually, but we have this chart that we showed before on the show.
00:15:58.880 Federal spending on SNAP has more than doubled in the past five years, and that was coming off of Biden's term.
00:16:05.900 And you can see in 2019 where it kind of bottomed out and it ripped up during COVID and under the Biden presidency.
00:16:13.840 So although it's good, it's kind of like, well, where are we at?
00:16:17.860 Are we back to normal 2017 numbers?
00:16:20.600 Because then there were still scammers then too, right?
00:16:23.160 So obviously in a dream world, we'd eliminate Snap entirely.
00:16:26.820 And then people would go to a government type food bank, you know, pick up your cheese and grains and rice and have every incentive on earth to not be on the government teat forever.
00:16:37.600 but we all know that Coca-Cola and their lobbyists really want the game to continue.
00:16:44.680 Bottomed and ripped.
00:16:46.500 Yes.
00:16:47.360 Not good.
00:16:48.040 Smart.
00:16:49.300 All right. 0.99
00:16:50.100 We have a clip that kind of goes along with our Snap section.
00:16:53.960 This is Michael Irving kind of complaining about how his family takes advantage of his generosity. 0.59
00:16:58.760 The white players, they got every dime of their money.
00:17:02.000 They ain't got to worry about none of that. 0.50
00:17:03.460 They really don't.
00:17:04.420 I got 16 brothers and sisters. 1.00
00:17:05.820 I bet I own seven homes right now in Florida, and I got seven homes, and I got seven niggas in all of them homes, and they won't leave. 1.00
00:17:17.100 And they ain't paid rent in 30 years, and they'll call me and say, hey, you know, Michael, we need some new cabinets in there. 1.00
00:17:25.820 I said, they put some cabinets in the house.
00:17:27.640 You've been standing there for 30 years.
00:17:29.400 You ain't paid rent or nothing.
00:17:32.280 So Michael Irving is the United States and all the urban folks we pay for are the people who
00:17:38.700 want the cabinets. Yeah. The funny thing about this, I just thought about our federal budget
00:17:42.620 and how much we're also doing this. So very relatable, Michael Irvin. And he's doing double
00:17:49.220 because he pays a lot of taxes. He makes a lot of money, right? Or used to, and then probably
00:17:53.080 he's got some gambling deals now, some stuff like that. So he does it on his taxes and then he does
00:17:59.100 it for people he knows. And the white players who he said, nobody bothers them. They keep all their
00:18:03.120 money. Well, as you know, pro football players, it's close to a 50% tax rate. And especially if
00:18:09.940 you're in California or something like that. So they're also supporting deadbeats, right?
00:18:14.760 And maybe the people living in Michael Irving's houses who aren't paying rent,
00:18:18.620 maybe have no income, are getting EBT too. Yes. They're double dipping.
00:18:22.280 In a mansion. Yeah. Yeah. With the Range Rover from 2014.
00:18:26.980 So obviously this is great. The chart would have gone up if we elected Kamala Harris or somebody. It's going down. The question is, how much is enough, right? Because we really did, if you're starting from 2010, we did a straight rip up. So we got to get back to, like a lot of things, migrants, snap, a lot of issues. We just have to get back to neutral first before we can really make some changes.
00:18:50.100 We need to bottom and no rips. 0.94
00:18:53.600 Yes.
00:18:54.220 No rips on the bottom.
00:18:55.380 Exactly.
00:18:55.900 Bottom and stay there. 0.88
00:18:56.760 Keep bottoming. 0.99
00:18:57.380 Yeah.
00:18:57.620 But so that's good.
00:18:58.360 You know, it's good.
00:18:59.180 Yeah, it's very good.
00:19:00.560 All right, let's get to our next story.
00:19:02.160 We talked about this a little bit last episode about how bad education is these days.
00:19:06.980 All the kids can't read and it's really bad.
00:19:09.380 We actually have an account from a teacher who did like a selfie video and he's really 0.99
00:19:14.020 broken up about how dumb the kids are. 0.98
00:19:15.900 These kids are leaving high school and going to college and they couldn't fill in four words. 1.00
00:19:25.520 Four words.
00:19:27.540 I literally broke down in the middle of class.
00:19:31.520 This is only day two. And I have seniors who simply cannot read and seniors who cannot write.
00:19:46.740 They can reason. They have the ability to defend their reasoning if it's talking to their homeboy.
00:19:53.020 But applying that to a written text, two paragraphs, they couldn't do it.
00:20:00.400 Our young black men, our young brown men, our young black girls, and our young brown girls.
00:20:13.460 Very sad.
00:20:14.780 He's crying and maybe a little bit performative, histrionic.
00:20:19.260 But the key line is, and they're going to college.
00:20:22.720 So they can't do anything and they're going to college.
00:20:25.420 Am I interrupting something?
00:20:26.180 No, I just had like a hair that was catching my peripheral.
00:20:29.120 All right.
00:20:29.420 Yeah. They're going to college and they can't read or write. And then we found this stat.
00:20:34.600 Well, hold on. And it's expensive. You know, the whole thing is like, yeah, yeah. All right.
00:20:39.740 They can't read and write. What is it? A hundred bucks. We pay for their school lunches. No,
00:20:43.560 it's like 20, 30,000 per pupil to get a result where they can't fucking read. 0.99
00:20:48.500 That's so crazy. And then if you go to college, it's going to be expensive. Then you're what, 0.98
00:20:51.500 in over a hundred grand of student loan debt to not even know how to read or write yet.
00:20:55.860 Yeah. And if you can't read or write, you're the perfect mark to get into a predatory student loan debt. That's not forgivable in bankruptcy.
00:21:02.620 Here's your 20 page contract. Where do I sign?
00:21:05.460 Yeah. Put it through AI or something. See what AI tells you.
00:21:08.920 That's pretty bad. Yeah. And that's very true. And then they do go to college. They can't read or write. College probably isn't teaching like basic reading and writing. I don't know. Maybe they are.
00:21:21.620 We've kind of talked about it.
00:21:23.140 There's been cases everywhere, right?
00:21:24.920 So one that we covered on the show was this girl,
00:21:27.300 this Mexican or Hispanic girl who went to UConn 0.55
00:21:30.340 and then sued someone because she didn't know how to read, basically.
00:21:34.000 But she was already at UConn at that point.
00:21:36.080 We covered a California school.
00:21:37.640 Maybe it was like USC or Berkeley or one of those
00:21:41.120 where they basically had to do remedial math again.
00:21:43.960 You remember that story?
00:21:45.460 So, I mean, different colleges are handling it in different ways.
00:21:49.100 and obviously you don't catch up.
00:21:51.420 The whole point is to nip this in the bud
00:21:53.460 and like, oh, if you can't read,
00:21:55.180 okay, then you're not passing third grade.
00:21:56.760 We got to get this, right?
00:21:58.280 And we covered that as well, the Mississippi model
00:22:01.140 where they kind of are holding kids back or making them 1.00
00:22:03.620 and they're better for it.
00:22:05.160 So this whole thing is,
00:22:06.800 this whole like no child left behind or whatever,
00:22:10.240 it hurts them more.
00:22:11.400 The kindness you're doing hurts them more
00:22:13.760 than being a little mean seven years ago
00:22:16.760 when you really had to, when this was, read the paragraph.
00:22:20.560 Yeah, very true.
00:22:22.040 And then there was a tweet that replied to this
00:22:24.060 and it's not exaggeration. 1.00
00:22:26.200 A majority of black people in America are illiterate. 1.00
00:22:29.500 Yeah, the majority of black people can't read, 1.00
00:22:31.340 not exaggerating, they are illiterate. 1.00
00:22:33.500 And it's weird because there's like,
00:22:35.980 it's kind of like a semi-literate state
00:22:38.800 because you don't see like a stop sign and go, what's that?
00:22:42.560 Like, you know, a little bit.
00:22:44.580 You have vibes.
00:22:45.260 But when it comes time to read the paragraph, you're a fish out of water, which is crazy.
00:22:50.100 And then when it comes to like the group chat, you like do it.
00:22:54.120 It's all emojis and emojis and like Y, the letter Y.
00:22:58.520 Yeah. 0.99
00:22:59.420 FKN is fucking. 1.00
00:23:00.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:23:01.340 Like that.
00:23:02.320 Like it's literally like, how would you vibe out?
00:23:05.460 I need to communicate with you and I can't.
00:23:08.000 I'm just going to do the sounds the best I got.
00:23:10.300 Yeah.
00:23:10.400 Every time you're texting, it's just call me.
00:23:12.660 Call me.
00:23:13.500 I don't know, man.
00:23:14.140 And it's difficult but not impossible. 1.00
00:23:15.940 And obviously we have illiterate third-worlders here too. 1.00
00:23:19.420 So people still find a way to navigate and they watch a lot of short-form content. 1.00
00:23:23.860 But I don't know.
00:23:24.480 It's dark. 0.98
00:23:24.840 Maybe that could be an angle if you're like an illiterate young person.
00:23:28.460 Just pretend to not speak English and go, oh, no speak.
00:23:31.580 Yeah. 0.99
00:23:33.000 I'm going to say you write it down.
00:23:34.880 No speak.
00:23:36.180 And you just maybe get out of it that way. 0.98
00:23:37.800 Or maybe there's so many illegals here that can't speak English that it will kind of like take the brunt of it for you. 0.98
00:23:42.540 Mm hmm. And then a lot of colleges are obviously dealing with this, too, because these kids graduate, can't read or write, then go to college. 0.86
00:23:49.840 And now what? We have this update from University of Michigan.
00:23:53.420 University of Michigan drops grades for freshmen in the first semester to curb mental health crisis.
00:24:00.000 Come fall 2027, official transcripts for first semester freshmen will record only whether credit was earned.
00:24:07.020 So completely pass fail in one of like the Big Ten's best public universities. Right.
00:24:12.540 Yeah. So if you pass the class, you get a nice. And then it's probably a smiley face or a frowny face.
00:24:17.840 Like they have to do non letters. And then if you don't pass, you get a less nice, but still good.
00:24:22.300 Yeah. Something like that. You can stay still. I don't know. Mental health concerns, though,
00:24:26.300 I think is pretty funny. And then like all these kids who have mental health concerns and 0.96
00:24:30.560 they can't do schoolwork because it's too, I don't know, pressure. It's too hard. It's too
00:24:36.320 requires too much effort. So then those people are going to go into the workforce,
00:24:40.100 get no jobs. And then the workforce is going to say, just give us the robots. Just give us AI.
00:24:45.060 These kids are retarded. There's like a thing happening where like the AI rollout is going to 1.00
00:24:50.600 happen at the same time. The next generation coming out of college is the most retarded people 1.00
00:24:56.560 ever who can't read or write. And then everyone who's an employer is going to go, I'll just take 1.00
00:25:00.300 the free AI. Well, you know, there's something happening where like everything, it's a tale of
00:25:07.180 two cities, right? There are some white kids, some Asians who come into University of Michigan.
00:25:11.760 They're going to take organic chemistry. It's going to be the hardest thing they've ever done,
00:25:15.100 but they'll crush it. But then when you're like an employer and you're like, you went to Michigan,
00:25:19.060 huh? Very impressive. I don't see your GPA on this resume. And like, there's two different
00:25:24.200 kinds of people you can interview from the University of Michigan now. And that goes for
00:25:27.320 anywhere. Harvard, you know, people who were let in for stupid reasons. Very true. So it's kind of 1.00
00:25:32.060 the named isn't enough anymore people aren't like stuck to the same levels you know they don't have
00:25:39.200 to jump the same hurdles there's a very easy path at michigan and then there's the real path the
00:25:43.360 old school path yeah and i would have thrived in this new way because when i was when we were in
00:25:48.300 college i invented mental health crisis in class because like i've told you guys and especially in
00:25:55.380 bonus land but like i would get a test sometimes and then just like put my head down for most of
00:26:00.120 the class and not do it. And then just go to the front and say, Hey, I got a lot going on. Can I
00:26:04.980 please do this tomorrow? And the teacher would be like, take the test home and just bring it to me
00:26:08.660 when you're done. And I would go, okay. Well, and then I would like get an 80. And so you started
00:26:13.100 this, the bluffing at mental health crisis. Adults have to take that seriously. I was early
00:26:18.820 and the difference is I take this test home. Yeah. And the difference is I'll do it. And the
00:26:24.260 difference is you can read and you could do it. You were just like lazy or unprepared. I just
00:26:28.540 didn't study or to read the book. Yes, exactly. So there's a difference there. And I would go,
00:26:32.660 can I take this test home, please? I have so much going on. I don't, and they would go, yeah,
00:26:36.480 yeah. Bring it to me when you're done. And I'd go, okay. You're kind of pathetic for that.
00:26:41.840 I didn't have to study. And then I found this tweet, which I thought was pretty insightful 0.99
00:26:45.860 about this whole thing. I didn't know just how bad the education system is until I became a
00:26:50.780 teacher at a classical Christian school last year. All of my students came from the public 1.00
00:26:55.040 school system. One of the grade three students couldn't write the word in. I refused to
00:27:01.120 accommodate his illiteracy. I developed a plan to help him read and I gave him an F on basically
00:27:05.920 every assessment. Within a few months, he was reading whole sentences. Failing illiterate
00:27:11.300 students is the best thing you can do for them. They won't care about learning if the school
00:27:15.020 system doesn't care about teaching them. You got to be a little mean, a little nasty for like a
00:27:20.600 crucial period of three or four months and then it activates the brain in a way and then they just
00:27:25.380 kind of go yeah it's the building blocks and if you keep passing them they're never going back
00:27:30.180 nobody ever goes back on their own so true you know all right our last piece about this uh kind
00:27:35.540 of incorporates phones and how that plays into the development of children uh there's a fox story
00:27:40.400 about a little league team start winning a long island little league team is having its best
00:27:45.400 season in 63 years, thanks in part to a new game day rule. No cell phones. Five hours before each
00:27:52.040 game, phones are collected and locked away until the final out. Here's the team's assistant coach.
00:27:57.840 I think kids can get lost in their phones and talking with their friends and being on different
00:28:04.660 apps. And I think the ability to have that go away and just focus on talking with their teammates,
00:28:12.580 getting ready for the game, focusing, understanding what our strategy
00:28:17.580 and our approach is to the game, I think we've seen it benefit them a lot.
00:28:22.840 There you go, and that makes obvious sense.
00:28:25.420 Yeah, they've had their best record in years,
00:28:27.440 and then they don't mention the 15-year-old Guatemalan they recruited
00:28:30.480 or Haitian or Dominican or something.
00:28:33.400 Guatemalan's probably, you know. 1.00
00:28:34.620 Yeah, it's true.
00:28:35.520 It's like the phone thing's working like crazy,
00:28:37.340 and they got a juiced-up 15-year-old in the 13U league.
00:28:41.040 That's pretty good.
00:28:42.420 All right, let's get to our next-
00:28:43.360 But that's another thing.
00:28:44.600 Like we know best for you, right?
00:28:46.580 And like adults, I don't know when kids like feeling sad
00:28:50.320 or whatever got you to the next grade
00:28:52.060 or just got you to the baseball game.
00:28:53.940 Adults know better.
00:28:55.080 You got to have standards, right?
00:28:56.080 That's so true. 0.99
00:28:56.760 And I've noticed a trend with like the younger generations
00:28:59.960 who have kids, they like listen to the kid too much.
00:29:03.600 Yeah.
00:29:03.740 They'll ask the kid like,
00:29:05.200 oh, do you want a peanut butter sandwich
00:29:06.440 or do you want chicken?
00:29:07.760 And it's like, the kid doesn't need,
00:29:09.520 He's not thinking up, like, the taste of peanut butter sandwich versus a chicken.
00:29:13.760 You just give him chicken and say, hey, here's lunch.
00:29:15.640 This is lunch, yeah.
00:29:16.720 But if you make him choose, then it's like now, what, the kid thinks they're on equal level with you?
00:29:21.300 And now you're, like, debating a five-year-old?
00:29:22.880 The kid's your boss.
00:29:23.660 You're the private chef now.
00:29:24.980 Yeah, you and I are equals.
00:29:26.220 What can we get done?
00:29:27.640 He sends it back.
00:29:29.340 Peanut butter and bananas again, Mom.
00:29:31.360 All right. 0.61
00:29:31.900 Let's get into some politics.
00:29:33.700 The governor race in Wisconsin, the primary happened a few nights ago.
00:29:37.700 Francesca Hong was obviously our favorite, but unfortunately she lost, which sucks because I 0.51
00:29:43.020 liked her and I wanted her to continue to be in the spotlight. Yeah. She was going to be very easy 0.87
00:29:48.260 to beat. So the Democrats pulled something off, um, with the guy who won, but, uh, socialists
00:29:55.500 are furious after human error in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, after midnight caused five USB sticks
00:30:00.020 to not have the election results on them. So officials went back, fixed the data, uploaded
00:30:05.780 it, and socialist Francesca Hong narrowly lost by a few thousand votes to David Crowley.
00:30:11.240 She was highly likely to lose in November if she won the primary.
00:30:14.380 A 2 a.m. ballot drop addressed that.
00:30:16.880 Five of the sticks did not have the results.
00:30:18.900 It's human error. 0.98
00:30:20.060 So a little sketchy shit in Milwaukee again, right? 0.99
00:30:23.700 And it just shows you like the Democrat machine, they are going to put into power who they 0.99
00:30:28.860 want to put into power.
00:30:29.960 And we actually have an NBC News segment here where they found out about the USB stick discrepancy live on air.
00:30:38.320 And look how this guy reacts.
00:30:40.260 I guess the exact thing, yes, is if five of the USB sticks were missing results from the election, so then they have to go try to re-grab them.
00:30:48.300 um yeah and they're uh all the folks behind the scenes are talking about this as well so
00:31:01.620 we can also look it's unfortunate the folks by the scenes here you're saying yes
00:31:07.380 are are
00:31:10.380 how do i ask this artfully um 0.94
00:31:14.640 what the fuck i think i think it's what he was looking for right you see how they have to 0.92
00:31:23.940 pretend it's normal like in the middle of the night the usb sticks go bad and someone's gonna 0.99
00:31:29.480 have to like add the data back and then there's these massive vote dumps for people and then
00:31:34.360 the democrats decide who wins at three in the morning and you have to pretend no yeah that's
00:31:40.500 normal they just need some extra time yeah and i don't know i don't know how conspiratorial i am 0.94
00:31:44.540 obviously that looks like shit, but I think there was a lot going on where the people of Wisconsin 0.99
00:31:50.140 were kind of like exposed to all the Francesca Hong shit. And then immediately in the aftermath 1.00
00:31:55.780 of the Abdul El-Sayed Michigan race. And in both of these races, um, I think most of the polls had
00:32:03.420 Abdul El-Sayed up 10 to 12% winning by like a very significant margin. He won by like one or
00:32:09.540 2%. And then Francesca Hong, she was up even more, like some cases 20% and she narrowly lost.
00:32:16.920 Right. And the guy, David Crowley, who was running against her, like exited the race and then came
00:32:22.480 back just because she was such a bad candidate. All right, I'll do it. All right. I guess I'm
00:32:26.740 back in. I am on all the paperwork and shit. So 24 days before the primary date, he came back in 0.97
00:32:31.580 and he ended up edging it out. Was he helped with some USB Milwaukee dumps? Maybe, maybe,
00:32:37.140 but I saw things going both ways. So I saw some vote dumps for Francesca Hong. So it sounds like 1.00
00:32:43.080 the Democrats were like cheating, cheat battling each other where there's like these dumps where
00:32:48.980 90% go to Francesca Hong. And then, then, Oh, the USB sticks are gone. And then, Oh yeah,
00:32:55.160 we figured it out. We counted Francesca Hong just lost. Sorry guys. Yeah. And the news goes,
00:33:00.260 yeah, no. And then this whole thing, there is an internal battle going on for control of the DNC
00:33:06.120 and whether or not they're going to let these progressive Democrat socialist types get in or not.
00:33:11.500 There's a real fight going on.
00:33:12.760 There is a real fight going on.
00:33:14.000 And I want to show this next clip.
00:33:15.240 It's a DSA person from L.A., and they're talking about their plan for defunding the police and having no jails.
00:33:22.040 So DSA takes us to talk about some of them.
00:33:24.740 Your policy agenda on law enforcement is to defund police, ultimately to get rid of police departments.
00:33:31.220 Correct?
00:33:32.140 Well, what I would say is that we're dramatically overspending on police right now.
00:33:36.380 I understand.
00:33:37.020 The goal is to defund the police department so we don't need them in the future.
00:33:40.620 I think what we really want to see is a horizon where folks are not reliant on armed enforcement to meet our public safety needs.
00:33:49.160 Right.
00:33:49.660 But it says defund police on the website.
00:33:52.160 That's your goal.
00:33:53.180 And also to get rid of prisons and jails, correct?
00:33:56.600 Yes.
00:33:56.960 So if my daughter is assaulted and raped, is there any agency that would seek to find her assailant and bring him to justice?
00:34:08.000 Of course. Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
00:34:09.900 Where would he be if not police and where would he be if not a jail?
00:34:13.420 So I guess I really I really want to avoid getting kind of caught into these hypotheticals and talk more about the reality that we're actually facing right now,
00:34:22.040 which is that we're spending absolutely outrageous amounts of money on police and policing,
00:34:27.480 and we're not spending money on things that actually make people safe and feel safe,
00:34:31.440 which is things like actually well-lit streets, the streetlights in Los Angeles.
00:34:35.620 Everybody agrees it's a huge problem.
00:34:38.620 So you get like a real question, and it's not like a hypothetical, like she says,
00:34:43.560 because there are rapists and murderers and assaulters on L.A. streets right now.
00:34:47.740 Every day.
00:34:48.460 Every day.
00:34:49.040 Yeah.
00:34:49.280 So it's not about like, oh, this is a hypothetical.
00:34:51.320 It is a hypothetical if it was his daughter and like, you know, but it's not, it's, it's not theoretical or hypothetical. It's happening every day across the country. Right. Someone gets raped.
00:35:01.060 And I was like kind of looking into the DSA people and I think their literal view is they need to get rid of prisons and police because those organizations waste money locking up innocent black people because the police used to be slave catchers. 0.96
00:35:17.060 And now they're just still naturally looking for black people.
00:35:20.960 I think that's literally their view. 0.96
00:35:22.740 Yeah.
00:35:22.980 And you know what?
00:35:24.540 I would love to go against people like this for every race in the Midwest. 0.95
00:35:29.820 You know, maybe some LA retards fall for this. 0.98
00:35:31.920 I don't know. 1.00
00:35:32.660 I still think it's unpopular, but that's the type of person we want to go against. 0.99
00:35:37.840 And so Francesca Hong, with all the shit she put on tape about hating Thanksgiving and proximity to whiteness and all that shit, it's kind of sad. 0.99
00:35:45.240 These people are easy to beat. 0.99
00:35:46.220 And then that's not to say they're playing this off like David Crowley or whatever his name is, who won, is some moderate.
00:35:53.560 You guys don't see how the moderate Democrats vote, right?
00:35:57.280 Gavin Newsom, is he a moderate? 1.00
00:35:59.740 No, he's a fucking psycho, right? 1.00
00:36:02.020 So I don't know. 1.00
00:36:03.840 It's just it's so much more obvious when it's these Democrat socialists because they say some insane shit. 1.00
00:36:08.460 Yeah. 1.00
00:36:08.820 And they also want no police so they can kill us.
00:36:11.380 Yeah.
00:36:11.780 Yeah, that's part of it.
00:36:12.740 That's part of it.
00:36:13.460 And then the lady or whatever, uh, Francis, Francesca, um, she, well, no, no, the one
00:36:18.620 on TV, uh, she said that I don't want to talk about hypotheticals.
00:36:22.140 I want to talk about real issues like streetlights and like the streets seem to be better lit.
00:36:26.420 And then I found someone who replied to that, who works for the streetlight company in California
00:36:30.660 or used to, and we've talked about streetlights in LA a lot, the copper, the valuable copper.
00:36:35.680 Yeah.
00:36:36.280 Um, he says, LOL, by the way, I work for Cal trans for a very short period for a crew
00:36:41.060 tasked with repairing streetlights through the middle of the night. A crew of four workmen and
00:36:46.000 two managers. We accomplished almost nothing day after day. We'd go and park at mini marts for
00:36:52.020 hours. We'd drive around aimlessly. We'd go back to the yard and sit there for hours. We'd leave
00:36:57.660 hours early, but be paid for a full shift day after day. Managers didn't care. Most had second
00:37:03.500 jobs during the same hours as the Caltrans job because they didn't have to be there for the
00:37:08.260 Caltrans job. Supervisors didn't care. The entire facility supervisor didn't care. But that's the
00:37:13.880 socialist model. The very foolish, foolishly think that people are equally productive without 0.99
00:37:19.640 competition and therefore the threat of losing your job and pay if you don't perform well. 0.98
00:37:23.460 The reality is most, not all people will continue to do the very minimum necessary to be paid and
00:37:28.300 nothing more. If they can get away with doing almost nothing as we did, they will. Yeah.
00:37:34.780 That's pretty insightful.
00:37:36.060 You find some gems on Twitter.
00:37:37.980 And we've covered a lot of stories about the stealing copper
00:37:42.280 and how they wanted to change some of the lights to aluminum that was less
00:37:47.220 and then solar power them, and that was going to be a special tax.
00:37:51.240 So I don't know.
00:37:53.000 They can't seem to figure that out now, but we're going to let the rapists go?
00:37:57.700 Don't worry about that.
00:37:58.940 We're going to do the streetlights.
00:38:00.340 It's like, oh, we already don't do that.
00:38:01.660 Help! I'm getting very well-lit raped right now, you know? 0.95
00:38:05.580 I can see clearly, but I am still getting raped. 0.97
00:38:08.740 Streetlights are not the problem. 1.00
00:38:10.360 There is a Guatemalan man. 1.00
00:38:12.380 He's doing it brazenly. Help! 1.00
00:38:14.900 All right.
00:38:15.940 A lot of the DSA people we've talked about
00:38:18.180 and a lot of, like, the socialists or the communists or whatever,
00:38:21.620 they always talk about, like, oppressors versus the oppressed
00:38:24.320 and, like, white supremacy is, like, their big problem that they're attacking.
00:38:28.200 And then I found, like, this post on Instagram that had, like, the reality of white privilege, and I wanted to read some of them just because it's easy to forget kind of where we came from.
00:38:40.640 And I don't know. 0.78
00:38:41.520 People think that, like, the white countries are just the best because we got to the land first and it was all built and could have been the Somalis, but we got there first and kept them out or something. 0.99
00:38:52.680 And I wanted to remind you guys what it was like, like, basically less than 100 years ago. 0.99
00:38:57.340 Yeah, this says,
00:38:58.720 then there was America's famous white privilege.
00:39:00.720 By 1900, two-thirds of New York lived in tenements. 0.73
00:39:04.280 Right, lived in a tenement.
00:39:06.380 Jacob Rees counted 12 adults sleeping in a room 13 feet across. 0.57
00:39:09.420 Most were poor European immigrants. 0.99
00:39:11.440 That was 100 years ago. 1.00
00:39:12.460 Yeah, in Pennsylvania, boys as young as nine
00:39:14.700 worked around coal for 10 hours a day, six days a week.
00:39:17.500 They breathed coal dust all day.
00:39:20.020 In 1902, a boy could earn just 50 to 70 cents
00:39:22.840 for 10 hours of work.
00:39:24.340 uh in 1842 the british government sent inspectors into liverpool to count the dead
00:39:30.420 62 percent of the working class who died that year were children under five
00:39:34.440 half of shopkeepers children died before five two uh here's this picture that's been kind of
00:39:40.320 going around this was white privilege in britain in 1962 a grave digger his wife and five children
00:39:45.960 shared one bedroom one kitchen one living one living room and a communal toilet um here's
00:39:53.740 another one the white privilege theory says you were born into an advantage you never earned that
00:39:57.320 your comfort came at someone else's expense and the honest response is guilt your great-grandfather
00:40:01.980 probably didn't get an advantage he got black lung at 40 and a toilet he shared with four families
00:40:07.800 i have a grandpa who uh died with suspected radiation really 52 yeah he was working you 0.98
00:40:14.920 know in the korean war and near some radioactive shit see ya that's how you got your superpowers 0.97
00:40:20.460 though that's how i got my white privilege um yeah so you know this is just going over you 0.99
00:40:24.640 didn't inherit white privilege all this shit was earned and worked for and i saw some people 0.99
00:40:28.240 talking recently about how like the spread of toilets like we didn't get full toilet coverage 0.99
00:40:33.980 until like 1962 yeah you know what i mean like this stuff is pretty fresh and it's pretty tenuous 0.97
00:40:39.040 it's not really tenuous when you keep a white majority and everybody knows how to do it 0.96
00:40:43.280 but uh when you start letting in third world slot people you you see what happens and they come from 1.00
00:40:48.520 places they never built yeah and they're just like oh this stuff's pretty sweet even though 0.99
00:40:52.260 it's like declining fast but they don't know because they're from nothing yeah so it can go 1.00
00:40:56.420 away quick is the point yeah all right let's get to our migrant section we have a bad muslim 1.00
00:41:01.360 things that uh section that we're going to start with within the migrants good title 0.83
00:41:05.400 bad muslim things uh and let's go kind of fast i got it i got it uh the dallas airport is now
00:41:12.000 installing dedicated islamic voodoo foot washing machines or stations inside the bathrooms and 0.90
00:41:17.900 this is like an RFQ or something, some sort of announcement that they're doing it. Estimated
00:41:22.840 cost $300,000. So the Muslims can wash their feet on their layovers on American airlines 1.00
00:41:28.580 in Dallas. And if you blow dump in it, I'm sure it's a hate crime or something. 0.97
00:41:32.500 Yeah. Yeah. You take an upper deckie in it, but it's... Greg Abbott will come over and
00:41:38.940 say, hey brother, you're coming away. I post on Twitter, if you shouldn't, it's called
00:41:42.620 the lower deckie. And then someone said it's dropping the kids off at the mosque, which
00:41:46.260 I thought was pretty funny. 1.00
00:41:47.160 That was good.
00:41:47.860 So I hope, you know, this is where you eat your bacon cheeseburger. 1.00
00:41:51.100 You know, disrespect to this shit. 1.00
00:41:52.600 This is not my country. 1.00
00:41:53.800 You can spit zins in there. 1.00
00:41:55.080 Of course.
00:41:55.360 Yes.
00:41:56.180 Yes.
00:41:56.740 That's the one exemption.
00:41:59.320 Satirically.
00:42:00.260 Because I don't know what's a hate crime on YouTube.
00:42:02.220 Yeah.
00:42:02.500 So I can't encourage anyone to go do any sort of religiously motivated attacks.
00:42:06.920 Blow everything out, boys.
00:42:09.220 All right.
00:42:09.800 And then Hamtramck, a place we've been talking about too much.
00:42:13.740 They're now debating sacrificing animals and if it's good or bad.
00:42:17.740 Debates raged on for at least three hours at Hamtramck City Hall over the new ordinance of sacrificing animals. 0.81
00:42:23.760 Really ridiculous, catastrophic resolution.
00:42:27.480 If it's not passed, then we are ready to take it to the court for the religious rights. 0.79
00:42:32.820 It is its constitution.
00:42:34.380 This was the second debate of the new ordinance,
00:42:36.640 and there was a crowd outside of the City Hall chambers filling out cards to speak,
00:42:40.720 and they were watching it on closed-circuit TV.
00:42:42.840 No, it's not safe or sane or humane because basements or kitchens or backyards are not suitable places for live animal slaughter.
00:42:53.480 Many people. 0.99
00:42:54.220 So, unfortunately for that non-binary person, this is what diversity looks like. 1.00
00:42:58.440 Yeah, the one remaining probably Polish heritage non-binary lady who has to stand tall. 1.00
00:43:03.960 I got a feeling the animal sacrifices won't stop whether or not city council has it. 0.99
00:43:08.300 And that guy, as he so eloquently put, it is constitution.
00:43:12.840 It is constitution. 1.00
00:43:14.480 I like how the non-binaries are kind of doing a showdown against the Muslims. 1.00
00:43:18.940 And they're trying to like convince the Muslims, hey, now that you're in America, you're going to become progressive. 1.00
00:43:23.500 And like this is the better way to live. 1.00
00:43:25.140 And they're going to go, we're going to fucking kill you. 1.00
00:43:29.360 As is very easily to predict, right? 1.00
00:43:31.760 Yeah. 0.99
00:43:32.120 They literally laugh and they think that the person's retarded. 1.00
00:43:35.740 All right. 0.98
00:43:36.340 Next, we can go quick through this.
00:43:37.780 Just kind of skim through it. 1.00
00:43:38.720 But a Christian statue, a Catholic statue of the Virgin Mary was attacked by, I'm assuming, a Muslim. 1.00
00:43:45.720 Yep. 1.00
00:43:46.080 This guy hops the fence of a New York City church and he sees the Virgin Mary, Mother Mary.
00:43:54.580 And he hits her with a hammer.
00:43:59.200 Unathletically, too.
00:44:00.280 Very unathletically.
00:44:01.660 Very unathletically.
00:44:02.240 But it incensed him so much, Mother Mary.
00:44:04.440 He's got a hammer on him.
00:44:06.120 I don't know what for.
00:44:08.720 And then, I don't know where this takes place, we'll find out, but they're now calling for halal food in schools.
00:44:15.720 I want to see a change in schools. I want to see my son have a different style of food than what I saw.
00:44:23.580 Shukri Abdi graduated from Crawford High School in 2007 and now has a son in the district.
00:44:29.720 She says she wasn't able to eat at school because the foods weren't halal.
00:44:33.960 The hunger affected her studies.
00:44:36.480 Fatima Adam Haji goes to the Kearney High Educational Complex
00:44:40.140 and says packing a lunch is always an option, but a burden for low-income families.
00:44:45.900 Many refugee children, including Haji, receive free and reduced meals at school.
00:44:50.600 I feel like the free, reduced lunch is a waste 0.85
00:44:52.620 because you're providing me with the resources to get lunch because of my low income,
00:44:58.800 but at the same time you're not providing me with the lunch that I'm supposed to be eating.
00:45:02.520 I anticipate that there will be some people who will object to it.
00:45:05.820 Adina Betnitsky is a sociologist at the University of San Diego and studies cultural health disparities.
00:45:12.380 She went to bat for the local Muslim community in 2012 when it called for the YMCA to offer special swim hours.
00:45:19.440 We'll stop there. 1.00
00:45:20.620 We get it. 0.99
00:45:21.320 What's the beggars and choosers?
00:45:22.980 Isn't there some sort of phrase about beggars and choosing?
00:45:25.020 They haven't gotten to that.
00:45:25.960 They can't read.
00:45:26.520 Yeah, they can't read. 1.00
00:45:27.940 But how about that girl? 1.00
00:45:29.360 Do you have entitlement in her voice?
00:45:30.920 It's like it's not good enough.
00:45:32.200 We want like our food. 1.00
00:45:33.680 Then make your own fucking food and bring it. 1.00
00:45:35.180 You probably have snap and EBT. 1.00
00:45:37.200 You probably have some people in your family. 0.94
00:45:39.180 They're doing some sort of scam that have a Range Rover that can go buy you halal. 0.99
00:45:42.640 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:42.960 Here's my rebuttal. 1.00
00:45:44.240 Fuck you. 1.00
00:45:45.200 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:45:46.200 You know, crazy. 1.00
00:45:47.600 There's not even much to say.
00:45:48.760 It's not good enough. 0.99
00:45:49.180 It's like, oh, is it in Sri Lanka?
00:45:51.720 Do they give you a lot of good stuff?
00:45:52.940 And then again, we've probably talked about this a lot, is that when you reach percentages 0.96
00:45:58.600 of the population of like Muslim or fundamentalist, they start making demands. 0.87
00:46:02.980 What is this? 0.91
00:46:03.600 eight, seven percent?
00:46:05.720 Is everything going to be changed to halal soon?
00:46:08.240 What percent does it really change? 0.95
00:46:10.180 I've got a bad feeling we're going to – 1.00
00:46:11.580 I'm going to have a bad feeling you're going to want to go long halal. 0.93
00:46:14.380 Yeah. 1.00
00:46:15.020 It doesn't mean you're for it, but you will make money. 1.00
00:46:18.380 But, yeah, think about all this libtard administrators, middlemen, 1.00
00:46:22.760 who are like, well, white kids can eat halal too, 0.98
00:46:24.720 and then all of a sudden we change our whole thing for like 11%. 0.65
00:46:27.860 Yeah, and then a lot of times when Catholic families say,
00:46:31.320 hey, we'd like a fish option or a non-meat option on Good Fridays, that always gets knocked down.
00:46:36.740 Yeah.
00:46:36.940 And then this halal food, they're already doing it in Dearborn.
00:46:40.080 Yeah, of course.
00:46:40.720 There's places where it's already in the curriculum.
00:46:44.060 All right. 1.00
00:46:44.540 Massachusetts is creating a Muslim commission so the Muslims can control everyone easier? 1.00
00:46:49.840 Yeah, pretty much. 0.96
00:46:50.960 This is from Natalie Winters, who's been going hard on state enabling of the Muslim kind of invasion. 0.71
00:46:57.560 She says Massachusetts moves to create a Muslim commission to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy. The bill orders it to identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government. It would also assess programs and practices in all state agencies and could request from all state agencies whatever information and assistance the commission requires.
00:47:22.280 It would advise the executive and legislature on proposed laws. 1.00
00:47:26.660 So they're just trying to get more Muslims in.
00:47:30.940 Like, let's just get more Muslims involved in all of this.
00:47:34.100 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:34.560 I don't see any Muslims around here.
00:47:36.500 Can we get some Muslims in here? 1.00
00:47:38.060 Like, what? 1.00
00:47:38.980 At what point? 0.98
00:47:39.580 Obviously, this is one of those things that's clearly unconstitutional, like a specific religious group you're trying to elevate in some way. 0.99
00:47:46.500 And if it was the Muslim Commission and it was like us on it to keep the Muslims out? 1.00
00:47:51.600 Yes. 1.00
00:47:52.000 It's like, okay.
00:47:52.720 There's a good Muslim commission. 0.99
00:47:53.680 We need one of those.
00:47:54.700 There's a good Muslim commission.
00:47:56.080 We need a Somali commission. 1.00
00:47:57.440 But it's to stop everything. 1.00
00:47:58.980 Yeah.
00:47:59.300 It's the opposite in Massachusetts.
00:48:01.520 All right.
00:48:02.240 Let's get to our next story.
00:48:04.500 This never said these people were Muslim, but I'm assuming they're Muslim. 1.00
00:48:08.560 And it's our final piece of our bad Muslim thing section. 1.00
00:48:10.980 Yeah. 1.00
00:48:11.080 This is from the UK.
00:48:11.940 And it says, groups of sober men loitering outside clubs looking for drunk women.
00:48:16.880 Are there any laws about moving these people on?
00:48:20.840 And the post goes on to say,
00:48:21.840 I'm a senior volunteer with a church group
00:48:23.680 who go out on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights.
00:48:26.760 We look for people who have drank too much
00:48:28.540 or are at risk of being exploited
00:48:30.380 and make sure they get home safe.
00:48:32.060 We also break up fights and perform first aid.
00:48:34.140 A massive issue we are facing is predatory groups
00:48:37.200 of completely sober men
00:48:39.240 who are loitering outside nightclubs
00:48:41.720 and looking for drunken women
00:48:42.840 who are not sober enough to get home safely. 0.77
00:48:45.440 We are often having to use our greater numbers
00:48:48.080 to get girls away from these men.
00:48:50.260 Police are called every single night, but they have told us they can't preemptively move on these men.
00:48:55.200 They can only react when we catch them trying to take advantage of a drunken woman.
00:48:58.920 Are there any laws in place which would blah, blah, blah?
00:49:01.160 They're asking.
00:49:01.820 So the main point of the story is the problem. 0.97
00:49:04.620 The foreigner men loitering, hunting. 0.99
00:49:08.120 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:08.620 Waiting, hunting.
00:49:10.180 Lying in wait.
00:49:11.080 Yeah.
00:49:11.340 And then that guy doesn't even say the problem.
00:49:13.220 So he's the problem.
00:49:14.080 He's just as bad as them because I don't know who to look out for.
00:49:16.820 I'm still in danger.
00:49:17.860 It's just men.
00:49:18.780 Every man. 0.78
00:49:19.540 This is a men? 0.88
00:49:20.260 I know. 1.00
00:49:21.040 If you say groups of Muslim men, I would go, okay, I'm drunk. 1.00
00:49:25.940 There's groups of Muslim men there trying to, you know, rip this bottom or whatever. 1.00
00:49:30.240 Now I know to avoid. 1.00
00:49:32.480 I know.
00:49:32.760 But he doesn't even say the problem.
00:49:34.220 All right.
00:49:34.540 This we're going to skip.
00:49:35.660 We're going to do that in bonus langs.
00:49:36.900 It's a pretty funny story, but I want bonus lang to get some good stuff.
00:49:39.420 Okay.
00:49:39.840 And then this last piece I thought was pretty cool.
00:49:42.940 Ice has shock gloves that they're going to use to detain people.
00:49:46.000 Yeah, ICE will spend up to $20 million on gloves designed to deliver painful electric shocks to arrestees.
00:49:51.600 And we have a video here of a shock glover.
00:49:54.440 When I scream like a little girl and pee myself, I'll go back with the gloves.
00:49:58.720 These shock gloves may soon be used by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents.
00:50:03.660 ICE is planning to spend between $10 and $20 million to purchase the devices known as CTG-5GLOVE,
00:50:10.620 which stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter,
00:50:13.300 according to a notice
00:50:14.580 published by the Department of Homeland Security.
00:50:16.600 When you get a good acronym.
00:50:17.760 I like when the acronym goes.
00:50:18.900 When the acronym goes one for one,
00:50:20.180 that's pretty nice.
00:50:20.980 And then like, think about it.
00:50:21.940 How many times does a cop
00:50:23.280 or ICE agent or anyone
00:50:25.860 have to really touch you
00:50:27.820 unless it's arrest time?
00:50:29.160 Yeah.
00:50:29.560 So, I mean, I see no problem with this.
00:50:31.160 This is like one of the things
00:50:32.840 like a leftist will be,
00:50:34.380 oh, this is dystopia.
00:50:35.760 This is RoboCop.
00:50:36.740 They're zapping us.
00:50:37.620 But like, there's no instance
00:50:39.360 where they put their hands on you
00:50:41.040 without it already being a tussle.
00:50:43.560 You're legal.
00:50:44.320 You're legal.
00:50:45.740 You're legal.
00:50:46.560 You're legal.
00:50:48.500 So, I mean, yeah, it is cartoonish.
00:50:57.160 Come on.
00:50:57.940 Do something.
00:50:58.620 You're okay.
00:50:59.320 You're almost through.
00:50:59.820 Take over.
00:51:00.620 You're almost through.
00:51:01.660 I want them to sponsor.
00:51:02.900 Can we get Ice Electric Gloves to sponsor the show?
00:51:05.740 I don't know.
00:51:06.300 Give us a free pair.
00:51:07.320 We only even take money.
00:51:08.940 And, yeah, I would love them.
00:51:10.720 Yeah, I just want a pair.
00:51:11.420 Hey, nice to meet you.
00:51:12.280 And this needs to expand to, like, retail workers and stuff, you know?
00:51:15.460 Ooh, Target.
00:51:16.400 How many people in urban decay?
00:51:17.640 Because if you can have a stun gun, how different is it than that?
00:51:21.040 That's a good point.
00:51:21.880 We need all of our retail guys' Magneto.
00:51:24.940 All right, well, that's the end of my group.
00:51:26.360 Magneto-ish.
00:51:27.000 Magneto-ish.
00:51:28.000 Using hands in a certain way.
00:51:30.360 We're moving on to the final page of housekeeping, where I can say whatever I want.
00:51:33.100 Use the opportunity to go to the post.
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00:51:34.700 Leave a like, comment, comment again.
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00:51:36.460 P.O. Box needs to be full.
00:51:37.800 Notifications need to be on.
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00:51:57.500 we're going to do a bunch of those today at the end of the show and if you didn't get yours today
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00:52:17.220 bonus land dropping tomorrow at 11 AM. It's going to be a great episode. You guys are going to love
00:52:20.820 it. A really good stuff on bonus land lately. All right, let's get this show note going. I
00:52:26.260 thought it was insightful. Somebody said, I've only ever watched Fletkus in the morning before
00:52:29.800 work. This is my first time watching after some beers and it's a whole new experience.
00:52:34.140 I might get loud on the porch.
00:52:36.080 I like that.
00:52:37.420 Yeah, I like that.
00:52:38.580 Yeah, it is.
00:52:39.420 Yeah, that's interesting.
00:52:40.460 People do have totally different rituals.
00:52:42.360 You can watch it on the way to work.
00:52:43.860 You can watch at work.
00:52:44.860 You can watch Friday night.
00:52:46.500 It's very true.
00:52:47.400 And my just like I told you guys before, the ideal way to watch is streaming to your TV on YouTube premium.
00:52:55.320 Yeah, that's the best way to watch for sure.
00:52:57.380 All right.
00:52:57.660 Next.
00:52:58.100 I thought this was really important.
00:52:59.320 I almost started the show with this.
00:53:04.140 gutted him in one swoop yeah i think maybe they froze it so all the guts froze together
00:53:15.020 i never saw anything like that okay yeah me neither you guys know about this i didn't
00:53:20.400 it come all out into one pile and then does it even attach to the fish yeah at some point
00:53:26.600 all right you don't like that no there's just not much to say it's like a skilled gutting thing 0.98
00:53:32.620 Asian person who clearly does it all the time. 1.00
00:53:35.340 I don't know.
00:53:35.520 Probably do like 1,000 a day.
00:53:37.080 But I'm sure there's a step before where everything gets loosened first.
00:53:41.160 That's maybe my thing.
00:53:42.440 We haven't seen the whole thing.
00:53:43.420 They just showed us the end.
00:53:44.640 I think it's like 40% frozen, just so all the guts go together,
00:53:47.940 and then you just pop it out in one brick.
00:53:49.680 It's kind of cool.
00:53:50.260 I'm going to work on that this weekend.
00:53:51.580 Okay.
00:53:52.040 All right, next.
00:53:52.780 I won't be. 0.99
00:53:53.400 Bad oyster boy situation.
00:53:55.540 Yeah, a plate of raw oysters left a marine vet in a coma
00:53:58.600 and changed his family forever.
00:54:00.260 Joe Belgio, 44, a Marine vet and retired firefighter, had just welcomed a baby girl when he ordered raw oysters at a family dinner near Chicago last June.
00:54:09.720 Within hours, he was in cardiac arrest.
00:54:12.020 His old fire department brought him back.
00:54:15.080 Then he slipped into a coma for months.
00:54:17.300 Doctors found two nasty bacteria, EPEC and plesiumonus shigaloids, whatever, in his system.
00:54:27.300 a year on he's still in hospital bed
00:54:29.500 severely brain damaged and likely bedridden for life
00:54:31.820 Gibson's denies any link
00:54:33.520 and said nobody else got sick
00:54:34.980 it's headed to court one ordinary
00:54:37.700 dinner and a whole life turned upside down
00:54:39.420 you never see it coming so I guess Gibson's the steakhouse
00:54:41.620 in Chicago which some of you guys may be familiar with
00:54:43.580 is where it happened
00:54:45.440 and they are denying it 0.99
00:54:47.820 isn't that crazy but he looks fucked up 1.00
00:54:49.820 he does look fucked up and 1.00
00:54:51.480 God bless this man and I hope he recovers 1.00
00:54:53.420 but you only eat oysters
00:54:55.540 in months that have an R
00:54:58.060 in them.
00:54:59.380 And if you get jammed up, you know,
00:55:02.260 July, August.
00:55:04.620 Journ.
00:55:05.840 Journ.
00:55:07.700 Junior.
00:55:09.220 So that's the rule. If there's
00:55:11.520 an R in the month, you can eat it.
00:55:13.800 The hot months, you don't want to eat them.
00:55:15.800 But that's like the old rule.
00:55:17.800 Now, oysters are being farmed like all
00:55:19.780 year round. It's probably fine no matter
00:55:21.760 what. You're probably fine. One guy.
00:55:23.980 I hope this doesn't happen to you.
00:55:25.540 hope this doesn't happen to you oyster boy i hope it doesn't happen to me as well this could happen
00:55:29.000 to you the number of oysters you know if you're if you're an aggressive oyster eater versus an
00:55:33.860 average oyster eater like you order 18 that's three times as many chances as someone who eats 0.95
00:55:38.680 six to get the bad shit in there so and the person who eats six that's a lot yeah you got 0.91
00:55:42.640 like one or two i know you got to be careful i gotta be careful oyster boy and i also i don't 0.97
00:55:49.640 no disrespect to that guy god bless that man but if i'm picking up an oyster i think something's
00:55:55.480 alerting my brain before those two nasty bacteria are in my body i think it's like something smells
00:56:02.040 a little off or like this one looks a little green like i'm not eating that okay all right
00:56:07.500 and you see me you're living you're alive i've eaten a lot of oysters all right well that's
00:56:12.520 the end of housekeeping we're now moving on to cringe of the week all right cringe of the week
00:56:19.020 hey guys parental discretion is advised kids out of the room these next uh three or four clips 0.99
00:56:26.940 are pretty vulgar and it's actually you know we talk about all the weird gay stuff that the gays 1.00
00:56:32.200 do and we like make up things oh they go to the dog park and depending on what seat you're on 1.00
00:56:37.120 you they're sucking you're getting sucked unfortunately and it ends up being true 0.69
00:56:40.900 these ones that we're seeing uh especially the second one i couldn't even make it up uh we're 1.00
00:56:46.840 gonna start with this guy who talks about putting produce in your butt. You have a banana in your 0.99
00:56:51.100 ass? Now what? I'm Dr. Josh, your favorite gay urologist and sexual health expert. Using fruits 1.00
00:56:56.000 and veggies for anal play is a huge no because they don't have a flared base and your rectum is 1.00
00:57:00.760 like a vacuum. It will suck it inside and get lost. They can easily snap or break. Introduce 1.00
00:57:06.440 bad bacteria. They have acidic properties that can easily irritate sensitive tissues. Most produce
00:57:11.080 have pesticides and dirt and putting these directly in your rectum can lead to bacterial
00:57:15.660 or fungal infections.
00:57:16.920 Unfun fact, most ER visits are caused by vegetables and fruit,
00:57:19.880 like carrots and cucumbers. 1.00
00:57:21.080 So if you have a banana in your ass, go to the ER. 1.00
00:57:23.820 Excuse me, I have to go to the ER for something else. 1.00
00:57:27.400 Hey, urgent care?
00:57:31.380 Oh, man. 1.00
00:57:32.420 Your ass is like a vacuum? 1.00
00:57:35.200 I think once it gets past- 1.00
00:57:36.580 Whose?
00:57:37.500 Not mine, I don't know.
00:57:38.720 I think once it gets past, it kind of just works its way up.
00:57:42.320 It goes up.
00:57:43.160 Yeah, okay.
00:57:43.960 I don't know, man. 0.93
00:57:45.140 Crazy.
00:57:46.120 But, you know, this is like a PSA.
00:57:49.280 Enough people are doing it that this guy has to warn you.
00:57:51.880 I don't know.
00:57:52.240 He goes, well, most ER visits.
00:57:54.100 What are the other ones?
00:57:55.160 Kid's got a broken arm.
00:57:56.580 This, like a broken arm of a high fever.
00:57:59.680 You know, somebody's got cancer. 0.99
00:58:01.020 And then there's like 20 guys with bananas in their asses. 0.99
00:58:03.420 In Whole Foods bags. 0.99
00:58:05.440 Most ER visits.
00:58:06.820 And I was thinking, what if you're like a checkout guy at Publix 0.98
00:58:09.300 and you're like a Christian and a gay guy is trying to buy produce? 1.00
00:58:12.160 Can you kind of like, I can't participate in this. 1.00
00:58:15.760 Yeah, sir.
00:58:16.360 I can't give you the alley-oop for what you're about to do with the cucumber. 1.00
00:58:19.340 Like a Christian pharmacist who refuses to do the morning after pill or something like that. 1.00
00:58:23.900 Could be. 1.00
00:58:24.760 Sir, you look a little gay and there's too many cucumbers in your cart. 1.00
00:58:28.140 Get out of here. 1.00
00:58:28.900 Yeah, sir, you're buying too many cucumbers and I don't see any feta and tomato and olive oil. 0.99
00:58:33.660 So it looks like it's just going in your butt. 0.99
00:58:36.460 All right, this next one is even worse. 1.00
00:58:38.620 Listen to what these gay guys are up to. 1.00
00:58:40.400 wolf bagging to have anal sex with a person who prior to the deed has swallowed a piece of raw 1.00
00:58:46.300 bacon with a length of string attached to it one end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the 1.00
00:58:50.900 anal recipient and as the moment approaches for the anal giver he yanks the piece of string 0.83
00:58:55.960 causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon during vomiting the muscles in the anus 0.52
00:59:01.620 become tightly clenched causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver as a urologist
00:59:06.620 and sexual health expert i have to respond to this because there are so many dangerous things
00:59:10.380 going on here number one swallowing raw meat is a salmonella and e coli risk full stop that
00:59:15.000 we need to do we need to go into this yeah i get it i don't i'm just kidding i don't get it i don't
00:59:21.540 get it oh i think this is like he's reading like an urban dictionary type thing that isn't really
00:59:27.320 happening out there and he's just kind of going for shock value hopefully not but it's like raw
00:59:31.860 pork you start it off with raw pork then you pull it like a like a rip cord yeah yeah yeah like an
00:59:38.260 eject i would think you'd want the string to go all the way through so you can kind of like floss
00:59:43.760 the guy yeah that's what i thought i don't know what you guys like it feels good or what's fun
00:59:49.580 but i feel like if you've only flossed the guy that'd be kind of like an experience at least
00:59:54.300 yeah so um i'm kind of realizing you know how when we're in urban decay sometimes and it's like
01:00:00.000 somebody being loud in the store and acting crazy and then you find out later like that
01:00:05.760 lady does content online and that was a skit and you're like okay what's the skit yelling in the
01:00:11.940 store and pretending you're stealing i think and then all the people in the store just like thought
01:00:16.140 it was real yeah and i think the gay community has something similar here too now like i can't 0.89
01:00:20.680 tell the difference between satire and reality anymore i'm losing it i am too and then they use 0.97
01:00:25.500 raw pork so they really just like abusing this twink yeah twinks they're just killing the guy 0.89
01:00:30.680 twinks doing anything for someone else and then if you if you kink shame these people 0.98
01:00:34.320 you would be considered like oppressive and the bad guy and then the guys with the raw pork and 0.97
01:00:39.140 the string and the tight butt are the good guys oh it's a loose butt if someone who's for a moment
01:00:45.380 it becomes tighter okay and then those are the good guys and i was thinking like back in the 90s
01:00:50.080 like these guys would just get beat up or whatever and then they would just like stick to themselves
01:00:54.220 and be like we just want to get married yeah you know we just want to get married that's it like
01:00:59.200 Please leave us a look.
01:00:59.980 What's your problem?
01:01:01.340 So like back in the day, it was like kind of dealt with in a certain way.
01:01:05.140 And now it's not.
01:01:06.840 And this is how far it goes.
01:01:08.240 And it gets worse.
01:01:09.380 This next one is just as bad. 0.93
01:01:11.340 There's something called fisting bingo.
01:01:13.720 I was asked to be one of the fisting bottoms at fisting bingo.
01:01:18.700 And everyone's probably asking, what is fisting bingo?
01:01:22.220 It is exactly what you think it is.
01:01:24.360 There is a crowd of people with bingo cards.
01:01:27.040 and um there are human bingo machines the human bingo machines are basically you know where the
01:01:33.440 balls come out of and a drag queen for this event calls the numbers and everyone plays bingo okay
01:01:41.000 social concern i still don't fully understand what's going on the balls are coming out of some 0.99
01:01:45.940 bottom's ass the balls are they pop them out and a drag queen's digging in there i guess 1.00
01:01:51.980 And then when the balls are done, they just get put in the box 1.00
01:01:56.360 and then used again next week, all covered in shit. 1.00
01:01:59.760 Yeah. 1.00
01:02:00.200 Something bad. 1.00
01:02:01.100 And then I guess they get, do they get loaded in like Pez? 1.00
01:02:04.400 Yeah, I think so. 1.00
01:02:05.180 There's a loading mechanism.
01:02:06.720 Yeah.
01:02:07.160 Like stuffed in like a mortar.
01:02:08.980 Like a mortar.
01:02:10.440 Ten here.
01:02:11.020 I don't know.
01:02:12.480 And then you're going to pick a ball and you go like that.
01:02:14.940 And then you pick one.
01:02:16.660 And it's the human.
01:02:17.740 He's the human.
01:02:18.900 What is it?
01:02:19.700 The human bingo machine?
01:02:21.640 Bingo dispenser.
01:02:22.460 I don't know, man.
01:02:23.320 That's something bad.
01:02:24.980 I think there's going to be a thing where those guys go up to God on Judgment Day,
01:02:29.940 and then number one on the list, he's going to go, yeah, fisting bingo.
01:02:34.840 That was bad.
01:02:35.520 And they're going to go, ah.
01:02:36.300 I understand.
01:02:37.340 Of course.
01:02:37.860 I'll show myself out.
01:02:39.040 That makes sense.
01:02:40.020 Don't smite me, please.
01:02:41.860 All right, next.
01:02:42.740 I saw this online.
01:02:44.100 At first, I didn't even think it was real, but it is.
01:02:46.260 Planned Parenthood posted this.
01:02:47.780 Can you read what it says? 0.91
01:02:48.560 Don't share anal beads in some cool retro graphic. 0.77
01:02:53.260 And then someone replied to it. 0.76
01:02:54.980 I wanted to read that.
01:02:55.780 So Planned Parenthood, remember?
01:02:57.020 Planned Parenthood. 0.94
01:02:57.880 Oh, sexual reproductive health.
01:02:59.400 And we do more than just abortions.
01:03:01.520 Education. 1.00
01:03:02.560 Don't share anal beads, right? 0.99
01:03:04.500 Well, yeah. 0.97
01:03:04.800 So you're far from planning your parenthood.
01:03:07.380 Exactly.
01:03:07.940 You're very far.
01:03:09.180 And then, yeah, someone replied and said in kind of, you know, like a flippant, abrasive
01:03:14.880 way goes, or by non-porous ones, sanitize them.
01:03:18.560 and share away. This post is rage bait for sex educators, and 81 people liked it.
01:03:24.320 So it's the same thing. You're like, if you tell these people not to share the anal beads, 0.92
01:03:30.140 you're like oppressing them. Even just like to say, hey, don't share anal beads. It's like, 0.98
01:03:34.480 well, what if you're with five friends in Fire Island and you're in a pinch, 0.81
01:03:38.200 and you use kayaks to get there, and you lost the anal beads bag? We can't share. It's like 0.82
01:03:44.000 almost like what are you what are you guys doing yeah nobody's planning ahead for your weird shit 0.99
01:03:49.380 this is this is these are like the the psa headlines too yeah like this this needed 0.99
01:03:54.760 clarification and they did like a public service announcement for everybody yeah crazy this is
01:04:00.580 what all these guys are up to crazy you can't even make it up that raw pork one with the string 0.99
01:04:05.720 i couldn't even make that up and we make up some shit we can make like shit that wouldn't be good 0.99
01:04:10.540 for the show shit that too far almost can't even say yeah but i couldn't even make up that one 0.99
01:04:16.020 yeah and then planned parenthood obviously abortion capital of the world um massachusetts 0.99
01:04:21.300 just passed some new abortion law that does abortion all the way up till birth and it's
01:04:26.800 now one of 10 states that has it alaska colorado maryland massachusetts michigan minnesota new
01:04:31.460 jersey new mexico oregon vermont dc yeah so not good and then here are the women celebrating it
01:04:38.540 being signed governor maura healy and they're all big smiling and they're all happy and excited
01:04:51.220 as if we said like women can go to school now or something yeah and um so you can do an abortion
01:04:57.660 all the way up until birth and then a week is seven days nine months how many weeks is that
01:05:04.720 I don't know, man.
01:05:05.820 36 weeks?
01:05:06.860 A lot.
01:05:07.480 Yeah.
01:05:07.780 Four times nine.
01:05:09.140 And then we have a picture here.
01:05:10.440 So this is what a 34-week-old baby looks like that would be inside the womb or outside the womb.
01:05:16.160 It's a baby.
01:05:17.060 It's a full baby, you know?
01:05:19.860 Yeah, you feel it kick.
01:05:21.240 You do all that, all this stuff.
01:05:23.040 It's fully, you know.
01:05:24.120 So this is 34 weeks outside the womb, meaning 34 weeks developed.
01:05:27.820 A premature baby.
01:05:28.260 And it came out prematurely.
01:05:29.620 but you could have aborted that full human baby in Massachusetts
01:05:33.920 and those nine other states. 0.99
01:05:35.180 Well, all these women smile. 0.98
01:05:36.880 And it's insane because these women, if you looked at that picture, 0.99
01:05:40.660 you'd think they would be on the side of the innocent baby. 1.00
01:05:45.160 You'd think they'd be like pro that innocent little life.
01:05:48.560 Yeah.
01:05:49.140 And they're cheering to chop it up into pieces.
01:05:52.140 Our last piece of cringe.
01:05:54.480 Kids can come back in the room now.
01:05:55.860 Yeah, kids can come back in the room.
01:05:57.780 Well, depends what we say about this. 0.89
01:05:59.620 But in line with all the weird gay stuff we've seen, we do have some military weird gay stuff. 0.93
01:06:05.240 The moment has now arrived. 0.97
01:06:07.820 With a shared vision for the future and deep respect for our past, together, that has marked this new beginning in 3, 2, 1.
01:06:20.540 So, they renamed Joint Base Charleston to Joint Base Lindsey Graham.
01:06:26.660 They just named it after him.
01:06:28.240 Whatever.
01:06:28.660 I thought we hated the guy
01:06:30.240 rest in peace and we know he's dead
01:06:32.680 and whatever
01:06:33.620 but it's like
01:06:36.300 we're like rewriting our own history
01:06:38.720 incorrectly where we're giving like
01:06:40.500 rhinos the name on the thing
01:06:42.400 and then a hundred years and it's like oh Lindsey Graham
01:06:44.240 he was a great guy
01:06:45.240 and then we're doing it to ourselves
01:06:48.260 he's a great friend to Israel
01:06:49.520 we're doing it to ourselves
01:06:51.040 why don't you kind of just be like oh Lindsey Graham
01:06:53.280 kind of got away from the cause and the goal
01:06:56.000 he's focused on the Middle East a lot
01:06:57.920 Rest in peace, people of Charleston, whatever, you know?
01:07:01.480 But to rename a military base, that's like 50 years minimum.
01:07:04.440 It'll be named that.
01:07:05.260 And now we're putting him in a positive light in history forever.
01:07:08.360 Not my favorite.
01:07:09.520 Yeah, I get it.
01:07:10.700 All right.
01:07:11.120 That is the end of cringe.
01:07:13.400 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.
01:07:17.100 All right.
01:07:17.660 Our first clip of Urban Decay is a very rude package delivery.
01:07:21.520 get the picture
01:07:28.440 all right we get it it's funny to me because this person went out of their way to do something
01:07:36.720 like destructive like this when you could have like just dropped it on the ground and even that
01:07:40.960 would have been careless like oh i'm not going to bend over i'm going to drop it from up here
01:07:44.160 and that's like a dick move but winding up and then just launching it that doesn't do anything
01:07:49.820 That doesn't make it easier for you. 0.94
01:07:51.500 The windup is crazy.
01:07:52.900 And this is funny optics, but like this could have just been a T-shirt, right?
01:07:56.960 Oh, it is.
01:07:57.660 I'm assuming package delivery people have a feel for what's in a package at any given time.
01:08:01.640 And it's like, all right, T-shirt.
01:08:03.060 I can do whatever I want.
01:08:04.300 A T-shirt, you know, I might give her a pass on this one, honestly.
01:08:07.640 But what would be the, like, why would you need to launch the T-shirt?
01:08:10.900 For sure.
01:08:11.460 You wouldn't do a windup.
01:08:13.280 But maybe she's playing Guess the Package game.
01:08:15.320 Yeah.
01:08:17.160 Laptop.
01:08:18.820 Laptop.
01:08:19.820 iPhone, new iPhone.
01:08:21.540 Oh, there's glass broken in here.
01:08:23.900 And actually, you know, this is more just a funny clip.
01:08:26.660 It's a little disrespectful, but I think it could have been a T-shirt or something soft.
01:08:30.860 But anecdotally, I've been hearing that Amazon is firing people a lot more willy-nilly these days.
01:08:36.940 Like it used to be like you'd have to really cross a line.
01:08:39.280 And now they're like more bodies, fresh bodies to bring in the next man.
01:08:43.820 So something to watch out for.
01:08:45.100 A lot of times you can hear about like trends like that on like subreddits.
01:08:49.620 like Amazon Delivery Worker subreddit and stuff
01:08:52.420 where they're talking about inside baseball.
01:08:54.200 So I've just been hearing a lot of rumors about it's way easier to fire people now.
01:08:59.340 They're having quick turnover.
01:09:00.780 Yeah. 1.00
01:09:01.380 Maybe that lady is, maybe it's an exercise thing 1.00
01:09:03.520 because she's not like in great shape. 1.00
01:09:05.020 She's not walking great. 0.92
01:09:06.160 Yeah.
01:09:06.440 And then to kind of.
01:09:08.880 It's like, all right.
01:09:09.900 Next 10 houses, left hand.
01:09:11.460 Next 10 after that, right hand.
01:09:13.240 Then I'm even.
01:09:14.140 All right.
01:09:14.600 Next, we have some bad kids knocking on a door
01:09:17.380 because they think their ops live there.
01:09:19.620 Hi. Please wait. It may take me a moment to answer.
01:09:30.620 You have the wrong house.
01:09:32.620 Come outside.
01:09:34.620 Come outside.
01:09:36.620 Get some rain.
01:09:39.620 Get away from my door.
01:09:46.620 you have the wrong house 0.51
01:09:53.240 it's not the wrong house
01:10:01.440 go upstairs
01:10:06.120 it's not the wrong house
01:10:16.620 It feels good when the cops come. 1.00
01:10:18.100 Yeah, it's fuck the police until you have three YNs with half-covered faces 1.00
01:10:21.740 aware of the ring camera pounding on your door. 0.99
01:10:24.700 And someone put the address in Google Maps wrong.
01:10:27.760 829 Cherry Street.
01:10:29.020 You sure?
01:10:30.260 298.
01:10:31.080 We know the kids can't read.
01:10:32.780 I think that's literally what happened. 0.98
01:10:34.040 Imagine getting killed by these guys or them shooting up your house
01:10:37.260 because they thought someone lives there who doesn't
01:10:39.220 and you just have to experience this for something.
01:10:41.900 From dyslexia or a reading mistake, a transcription error,
01:10:45.420 which is quite common in the YN community. 1.00
01:10:48.540 And, you know, I was thinking these guys like this come outside energy.
01:10:52.060 It's like they're hyenas.
01:10:53.200 This is like a pack animal kind of like waiting.
01:10:55.680 And also something I wanted to talk about, like,
01:10:59.340 obviously we've been really harping on the young criminals are actually more
01:11:02.940 dangerous because like they have no control.
01:11:05.460 They're more emotional, less brain development going on.
01:11:10.080 Baby rattlesnake theory.
01:11:11.340 Yeah, exactly.
01:11:11.920 And the one thing I want to say, it's like when you're dealing with this group of three guys, like you're not dealing with them thinking it out, talking it out. 0.99
01:11:22.320 You're dealing with the dumbest, most violent, most impulsive one. 0.96
01:11:26.700 Because someone could just pull out a gun and go pop, pop, pop, pop, pop through the door if you're not letting them in. 1.00
01:11:31.300 And like it's not a nuclear submarine.
01:11:33.180 All three of them don't have to turn the key. 1.00
01:11:34.640 Just the dumbest, most retarded one can fucking ruin your life. 1.00
01:11:38.240 So true. 1.00
01:11:38.800 So good calling the cops.
01:11:41.920 You know, I hope those kind of kids get taken care of.
01:11:46.420 Low life expectancy on those types of guys, too.
01:11:48.980 Yeah.
01:11:49.620 And I hope that my house would never get misunderstood for an ops house.
01:11:55.880 Well, if you're not living in the hood.
01:11:57.540 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:11:58.420 It's this one with all the papaya trees.
01:12:00.080 It's on MLK Junior Street.
01:12:02.000 Oh, okay.
01:12:03.340 It's not tucked away in a cul-de-sac.
01:12:06.080 It's this one with all the fruit trees lined up nice.
01:12:09.380 Yeah.
01:12:09.560 All right.
01:12:10.280 And then we mentioned this in the intro, young kids are wearing ankle monitors for style.
01:12:16.180 Yeah.
01:12:16.480 Mother's first day of school photo is going viral after people noticed that both of her
01:12:20.220 sons who are entering seventh grade were wearing ankle monitors.
01:12:23.500 Maybe it's not for style then.
01:12:25.380 Is it just they got arrested?
01:12:26.720 I don't know.
01:12:27.200 I think they, no, I think they are wearing it for fun.
01:12:29.980 I think it's kind of a trend going on.
01:12:31.900 Wear the ankle monitor.
01:12:33.040 I don't know because kids don't get released on ankle monitors for the most part.
01:12:36.480 They kind of could.
01:12:37.600 They could.
01:12:38.020 But you didn't even know about child prisons recently, remember?
01:12:40.920 But now I do.
01:12:41.820 Now you do, and now you're an expert.
01:12:43.140 So this is, again, one of those blurring the lines between satire and reality.
01:12:46.500 I don't even know.
01:12:47.100 I don't even know what to think anymore.
01:12:48.500 And then we'll show it, and they'll be like, oh, these kids are just playing a prank.
01:12:51.520 That's like a watch they put on their ankle.
01:12:53.880 This was a skit. 0.93
01:12:54.800 They're acting ghetto. 0.93
01:12:56.480 Okay. 0.89
01:12:57.140 I don't know.
01:12:58.140 There are kids with ankle monitors.
01:12:59.960 Yeah.
01:13:00.540 They're imitating themselves.
01:13:02.200 I don't know. 1.00
01:13:03.280 I've seen you guys wear stupider shit than that. 1.00
01:13:05.220 All right. 1.00
01:13:05.940 Let's get to our next story.
01:13:06.960 a U-Haul worker was killed by a co-worker over nothing.
01:13:10.600 Let's start with the co-worker's face, please.
01:13:13.020 Crazy mugshot picture.
01:13:14.400 Well, custody picture. 1.00
01:13:15.960 Just that mean, dumb, neck tattoo, stupid, 1.00
01:13:21.020 low impulse control face. 1.00
01:13:22.680 Let me guess, he killed a family man over nothing?
01:13:25.720 Yes.
01:13:26.520 A U-Haul worker allegedly shoots co-worker dead
01:13:29.000 after an argument during shift.
01:13:30.840 So these guys were at work.
01:13:31.920 It wasn't like, my U-Haul ain't here.
01:13:34.540 They're co-workers.
01:13:35.900 Devin Rice was arrested on criminal homicide charges
01:13:37.860 after Frederick Litton died
01:13:39.580 at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.
01:13:42.080 A Nashville U-Haul employee
01:13:43.420 allegedly gunned down his 56-year-old co-worker
01:13:45.900 during a shift.
01:13:47.480 As police say, he fired several shots
01:13:49.780 after the two men were arguing over a drink.
01:13:53.620 Over a drink.
01:13:54.740 An expensive drink?
01:13:55.820 So he probably not.
01:13:57.200 Might have been, you know,
01:13:58.380 one of those iced teas, 99 cents, Arizona iced tea.
01:14:01.620 Devin Rice was arrested on August 5th
01:14:03.260 after he allegedly shot and killed them.
01:14:05.280 It was in Nashville area, if you didn't get that off the Vanderbilt University Medical Center thing.
01:14:11.080 But this is kind of a theme we've talked about a lot, how customer-facing roles are more dangerous than ever.
01:14:16.480 Public-facing roles, because the public has all the gangbangers who are let in and out of the criminal justice system. 0.59
01:14:23.140 And it has all the Venezuelans who crossed the border under Joe Biden, right?
01:14:26.660 The public is scary these days.
01:14:28.440 Yeah, yeah.
01:14:28.800 So you're already facing the public, and you're looking side by side.
01:14:31.900 Hey, guys, it's us versus the public.
01:14:33.860 Head on a swivel.
01:14:34.480 look out for each other okay pop pop pop pop pop give my drink you drank my drink so absolutely
01:14:41.380 this guy had a family who's 56 years old i would assume he's probably the manager or something on
01:14:46.620 shift and you know also when it comes to before when we were talking about you're dealing with 0.99
01:14:53.080 the dumbest kid out of those three kids the dumbest most impulsive like this is such absent-minded 1.00
01:15:00.240 stupidity that it's like oh i'm so mad i saw red you shoot your co-worker and it's like okay shit 1.00
01:15:06.780 now i'm on the run yeah now you're in a movie and i don't have any money i'm the fugitive and i don't 1.00
01:15:11.840 have any money and i don't have any plan and i'm not that sophisticated guess i'll just get caught
01:15:17.580 soon you know like it's so weird to me and there's a certain level of like no foresight at all and i
01:15:24.520 actually had a moment the other day we talked about this before the show i was walking up to
01:15:28.560 my sock and underwear drawer, socks on top, underwear on the bottom. And I already had
01:15:32.540 underwear on and I absentmindedly just go. And I like opened the wrong one. And, you know,
01:15:38.280 obviously I was like tired or whatever. And it's like, how stupid do you have to be? And then I 1.00
01:15:43.280 realized I just had like a third world moment, like absent minded, empty mind could be anywhere.
01:15:49.600 Wear the socks. Better open everything. And to me, it was like, uh, I was alone by myself,
01:15:54.780 but it was like humiliating. Like, why would, why would you reach for the, you didn't think
01:15:57.720 about it beforehand. You know, you were on autopilot and that must, I, it was the first
01:16:02.020 time I've ever like thought about being kind of third world. Yeah. You just, you just don't think
01:16:07.320 it's emptiness in your brain. So true. So, you know, another family man gunned down and they
01:16:15.880 could have, your life could have been saved at hiring if he was the manager, you know what I
01:16:20.580 mean? So it's just sad. And, uh, I don't know. Are they all going crazy over this? Is there
01:16:26.060 going to be like some sort of law change or anything or do does the media just skip this
01:16:31.740 one again like they're going to skip it but you guys can hear it here all right next we have a
01:16:35.920 confrontation that happened at subway that i thought was pretty funny you were being impatient 0.78
01:16:40.380 rude and loud sir you had my fool sitting on the table and got an attitude when i'm saying something 0.97
01:16:45.140 about it it is a dark-skinned black man he has longer i'm not dark-skinned i'm carnal complected 0.99
01:16:51.020 get it right uh you are not yeah i am though i'm carnal complected i guarantee you you are not you 0.75
01:16:56.720 are very dark skewed is that a racist comment no i think it's a description yeah and like you're
01:17:05.820 already causing a problem the guy's calling the police yeah and then you go is that racism and
01:17:10.940 he's if he's calling the police that means you've already been asked to leave yeah you've refused
01:17:15.200 refused there is something that happens with these uh urban kind of confrontations where it's like my
01:17:20.340 A foo's right there.
01:17:21.460 Like he quit midway through making the sandwich or almost done. 0.80
01:17:25.060 And they can't get it through their head that they've been refused service.
01:17:27.720 It's there.
01:17:28.520 Just give it to me.
01:17:29.500 They don't understand.
01:17:31.220 And I thought it was interesting.
01:17:32.640 Like if you call – if you say like, oh, call the police and say, hey, there's someone bothering us. 0.53
01:17:38.240 It's a 5'10 black man. 0.98
01:17:40.440 Like calling a black person black is almost like offensive to them. 0.88
01:17:44.140 Just like calling like a Jewish person a Jew is like for some reason it like stings or is negative. 0.87
01:17:51.480 Yeah. 1.00
01:17:51.860 There's something I'm noticing there.
01:17:53.320 Interesting.
01:17:54.380 All right.
01:17:54.800 Next, our last clip of Urban Decay. 1.00
01:17:56.660 This is the only clip of black people playing paintball I've ever seen. 1.00
01:18:14.140 Bro, you hit me, dickhead. 1.00
01:18:17.140 Why y'all keep shooting, though? 1.00
01:18:18.660 He's on me, Tyler.
01:18:19.320 It's one shot.
01:18:22.080 My gun was down, bro.
01:18:23.440 They broke the rules.
01:18:24.940 Yeah, so paintball, if you get shot, you raise your hand,
01:18:27.960 you say, I got shot, and you leave the game.
01:18:29.280 They were just going, pop, pop, pop.
01:18:30.420 And he's kind of like, he forgot, and they saw red.
01:18:32.920 And one of the guys says the reason he swung and punched the other guy
01:18:35.860 was because they burned down Black Wall Street.
01:18:39.420 Remember that from 1920-something?
01:18:41.700 Yeah, yeah.
01:18:42.560 And then redlining, I'm sure, played a part in that.
01:18:45.400 Yeah, how the interstate was built through Baltimore.
01:18:48.600 And then the bridges, you couldn't go to the beach.
01:18:50.140 And it's like, paintball, I'm going to get you for those Pete Buttigieg racist bridges. 0.97
01:18:55.300 Crazy. 0.97
01:18:55.580 That's pretty good. 1.00
01:18:56.300 And then we were talking in Bonusland the other day, and you made a really good point about some of the problems within the criminal black community. 0.92
01:19:03.720 Yeah. 0.99
01:19:04.240 About not, like, yielding to authority at any level. 1.00
01:19:07.040 Yeah, and maybe it was on display there, like, ignore the paintball rules, like, fuck him. 1.00
01:19:12.120 What does he make, $15 an hour? 1.00
01:19:14.400 Whereas white people have this deference to authority where it's like, oh, yeah, that's the lifeguard. 1.00
01:19:20.680 I might roll my eyes at a stupid rule, but that's the lifeguard. 1.00
01:19:24.480 Whatever, they're in charge. 1.00
01:19:25.400 You got to listen.
01:19:26.060 That's the ticket taker.
01:19:27.180 I'm on the Long Island Railroad.
01:19:29.400 If he tells me something, I got to do it. 1.00
01:19:31.740 Whereas a lot of time you see the black community do, especially like the dumb criminal element, do like this oppositional defiance thing. 1.00
01:19:38.460 Like, you ain't in charge of me. 1.00
01:19:40.800 And it leads to problems.
01:19:42.280 I'm sure that was part of it with the paintball thing.
01:19:43.980 Like you don't shoot someone after you shot them.
01:19:45.640 You don't just empty your paintball into a guy.
01:19:48.120 The same happens on Carnival Cruise when the captain of the ship comes.
01:19:51.240 There's no reverence for the captain of the ship.
01:19:53.120 Yeah.
01:19:53.440 They don't concede until they're in the brig, you know?
01:19:56.420 So I don't know.
01:19:57.600 And then police too.
01:19:59.160 They think it's like gay to be like subservient to a law 0.64
01:20:04.140 or to a person enforcing a law or a rule.
01:20:06.580 Yeah. 1.00
01:20:06.920 Why would I listen to another man? 0.95
01:20:08.420 You ain't my father.
01:20:09.300 And it's like, well, I'm the lifeguard.
01:20:10.800 You're causing a scene at the pool.
01:20:12.280 Like, we're trying to maintain order here.
01:20:14.200 They don't get it. 0.95
01:20:15.000 And I think it's a little, maybe a little feminine, like lack of dads, lack of, if they never, like, become subservient or listen or defer to their father, they're not used to it. 0.91
01:20:25.860 And it's just kind of like a whiny, loud thing instead. 0.96
01:20:28.400 Yeah, exactly.
01:20:29.980 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.
01:20:32.020 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.
01:20:33.540 And we have Uplifting Stuff today.
01:20:35.060 First, there's some sort of downhill horse race I never knew about.
01:20:39.300 that's crazy yeah that's cool they go down like that yeah i've seen something like this before
01:20:58.320 but never in person yeah crazy they go down so fast the spirit of america still lives
01:21:04.940 You just got to find it in pockets.
01:21:06.840 Yeah.
01:21:07.600 All right.
01:21:08.100 Next, we have a guy who looks like built his own airplane and is taking off.
01:21:16.060 Yeah.
01:21:34.600 and now you're at a height where if you crash you die oh yeah all aviation you die if you crash
01:21:53.760 like so you just don't america's i think america is very nice to amateur and like for fun aviators
01:22:01.040 Good. 0.99
01:22:01.460 Like gliders and stupid random shit. 1.00
01:22:04.520 I don't like cigarettes, but that looks fun. 1.00
01:22:07.120 Yeah.
01:22:07.660 Ripping a cig with a lawnmower airplane that you built,
01:22:10.660 so if it doesn't work, no one's like checking.
01:22:13.040 Taking off with no communication with air traffic control or anything.
01:22:16.080 You're just kind of flying on site, ripping cigs.
01:22:18.300 I like that.
01:22:18.760 That's pretty cool.
01:22:20.380 That's the Spirit of St. Louis, isn't that man?
01:22:22.580 Yes.
01:22:23.160 We're the Wright brothers, you know?
01:22:24.660 Or they went through the loop?
01:22:25.980 North Carolina?
01:22:27.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:22:28.500 North Carolina, you know?
01:22:30.580 Something first and first flight first person flight spirit of st. Louis
01:22:36.040 First commercial flight was over here Tampa to st. Pete or something. Yeah, Tampa one of the one of the two something like that
01:22:42.040 All right, next uplifting gold this kid made a custom wheelchair for another kid who needed it
01:22:48.160 13 year old boy's summer of hard work to help a local family is paying off
01:22:52.080 off.
01:22:53.080 Zach Waters from Lehigh spent hundreds of hours this summer 3D printing a custom pediatric
01:22:58.580 wheelchair for a 20-month-old girl who needs one but whose family can't afford it.
01:23:04.540 When asked what inspired the project, Zach told us he got the idea from YouTube, seeing
01:23:09.460 a chance to do a good deed while doing something he loves.
01:23:12.700 I really wanted to do this because I just love helping people in need.
01:23:18.060 it combines my two favorite things in life 3d printing and helping people in need
01:23:25.360 that's nice yeah isn't that a nice kid and he likes 3d printing which is smart to get a hobby
01:23:31.460 that is futuristic like that yeah where there's a design element you're spending time with your dad
01:23:36.880 and he helps you yeah that's very cool yeah good shit all right nice job and if you're that kid 0.85
01:23:41.920 we'll send you a shirt but only if someone in your family is a show watcher yep all right uh 0.97
01:23:47.000 Which clip is this?
01:23:48.340 The video game air traffic control thing.
01:23:50.280 This is really interesting.
01:23:51.600 So air traffic control, remember, like we had the issue where people weren't showing up and people were underqualified and DEI was doing air traffic control.
01:24:00.100 Yeah, we had those questions on the test where it was like, do you like basketball? 1.00
01:24:03.160 They were trying to get black people in. 1.00
01:24:04.860 Did you fail science and that actually gave you points? 1.00
01:24:07.640 Remember that whole thing?
01:24:09.000 So they actually corrected course and now they're recruiting in a smart way.
01:24:13.440 You're trying to recruit gamers?
01:24:15.000 They problem solve, they're spatially aware,
01:24:17.880 they do multiple things at the same time.
01:24:20.300 I've been a gamer most of my life.
01:24:21.920 They are looking for people that play video games.
01:24:23.960 Okay, well that definitely fits me.
01:24:26.100 Yeah, you know what, I'm one of them.
01:24:27.360 You can merge gaming with aviation, why not?
01:24:29.980 It's like the best of both worlds.
01:24:31.580 I actually encountered the gamer ad.
01:24:33.900 I grew up playing a lot of flight simulators.
01:24:35.580 I've always loved airplanes.
01:24:36.680 The similarities, making decisions
01:24:38.720 in just a couple of seconds or less.
01:24:40.500 So I wrote down the date.
01:24:41.960 I stayed up till 12 until they launched the application.
01:24:44.980 I went out, passed the test, and I can't wait to become an air traffic controller overall.
01:24:49.820 Isn't that cool?
01:24:51.540 Yeah, that's the right way to do it.
01:24:53.140 These kids have a proclivity for a certain type of tech. 1.00
01:24:56.360 And if you get black people naturally, then congratulations. 1.00
01:25:00.060 But you can't really force the issue, right? 1.00
01:25:02.140 Gamer black people, it's a great pickup. 1.00
01:25:04.340 Yeah, certain type of guy. 0.86
01:25:05.680 Anime black people, love them too.
01:25:07.500 Certain type of guy.
01:25:08.340 They appreciate Japanese culture.
01:25:10.400 A little bit into younger girls, though, that I'm watching.
01:25:13.000 We're weird stuff.
01:25:13.580 We're watching you on those young girls.
01:25:15.260 Watch it.
01:25:15.880 I've seen a lot of them on the Predator Catchers things.
01:25:18.300 Yeah, the anime.
01:25:19.540 So I'm not going to give a blanket endorsement, but I don't know anything about them.
01:25:23.020 All right, very smart.
01:25:24.240 Our last clip of the show, our Pure Americana Clip of the Week,
01:25:26.920 these kids created their own bait and tackle company.
01:25:29.200 Young brothers and Star are turning their love of fishing into their very own business.
01:25:33.720 I'm your Star Neighborhood reporter, Greenlee Clark,
01:25:35.820 and I spoke with the family behind Bucko Baits
01:25:37.900 and how this passionate homeschool project became a real company.
01:25:40.880 For brothers Vaughn and Valen Collins, fishing has been a part of life for as long as they can
01:25:47.560 remember. How many fish have you caught? Too many to count? 600 probably. The Starr family
01:25:54.640 spends hours outdoors together, something their mom, London Collins, says eventually sparked a
01:25:59.300 big idea. He just said one day, can we do that? Can we make molds? Can we make our own baits?
01:26:05.120 That simple question eventually turned into bucko baits.
01:26:09.200 A kid-focused fishing bait and apparel company created right here in Star.
01:26:13.960 The family who homeschools their children says the flexibility of learning from home helped them turn the boys' idea into a real business.
01:26:20.880 I just started doing research and we decided, no, we're going for it.
01:26:24.340 We're doing real bait, we're doing packaging, we're doing merch, we're doing it all.
01:26:29.080 The company features five different soft plastic baits designed for fish like bass, crappie, and trout.
01:26:35.120 Isn't that cool?
01:26:36.120 Yeah.
01:26:36.500 And they're homeschooled kids. 0.85
01:26:37.680 So instead of going into the high school where half the kids don't know how to read and the other half don't speak English and the other half are Indian and the other half. 0.82
01:26:48.140 Six halves.
01:26:49.560 Everybody you hate. 0.87
01:26:51.800 Then the other half are trans and the teachers are trying to trans your kid or you launch a small business at home with low stakes. 1.00
01:27:00.020 That's probably easy to make because it's rubber and cheap shit and then maybe it could take off. 0.99
01:27:04.200 and then these kids could inherit their own business 0.98
01:27:06.700 and have a life and job ready to go.
01:27:09.900 And you learn a whole new vertical of curriculum.
01:27:11.540 Even if it doesn't work out,
01:27:12.940 you learned about marketing and packaging
01:27:14.600 and cost of goods and all these little things.
01:27:17.060 So yeah, I might buy some.
01:27:19.380 That's pretty cool.
01:27:20.000 And you guys check it out and support them.
01:27:21.520 They look like a nice American company.
01:27:23.400 Yeah.
01:27:23.800 And we have some shout outs.
01:27:25.560 We're gonna do birthdays first.
01:27:26.980 We have a happy birthday to Connor from us,
01:27:29.380 Chris and Archer.
01:27:31.280 And your friends wanted to say
01:27:33.280 You're welcome for introducing you to the show.
01:27:35.260 Happy birthday, Connor.
01:27:36.180 You're welcome.
01:27:36.600 Happy birthday, Connor.
01:27:37.560 And you're welcome for making the show.
01:27:39.800 Happy birthday to Sean on August 16th.
01:27:43.780 He's a bonus lander for three years.
01:27:46.380 Sean.
01:27:47.020 Thank you for your service, Sean.
01:27:48.060 Thank you, Sean.
01:27:48.900 Happy birthday.
01:27:50.060 Happy cert.
01:27:51.240 Happy cert day.
01:27:53.040 Happy 36th birthday.
01:27:54.780 Happy cert day.
01:27:55.720 Happy cert day.
01:27:57.280 Happy 36th birthday to Nick from us and the Brookfields in Massachusetts.
01:28:02.180 and also from Leo and Brittany.
01:28:05.420 We love you so much.
01:28:07.000 Everybody loves you so much, Nick.
01:28:09.080 Happy Cirth Day.
01:28:10.700 Equally, we all love you so much.
01:28:13.460 Happy birthday to Brian.
01:28:14.840 He turned 46 this week.
01:28:16.580 From us and Wyatt and Clay,
01:28:19.020 happy birthday, Brian.
01:28:20.080 Brian, happy birthday.
01:28:21.380 Happy birthday to Catherine Brown
01:28:23.100 from us and Anthony.
01:28:25.140 Anthony says happy birthday
01:28:26.780 and he loves you a lot.
01:28:28.080 All right, Catherine.
01:28:29.140 And congrats on your one-year wedding anniversary.
01:28:31.160 That just came around, too.
01:28:32.820 So good job, you two, Catherine.
01:28:34.520 Huge.
01:28:34.920 Happy birthday.
01:28:36.420 All right.
01:28:37.360 Small business shout outs.
01:28:38.900 Just so you guys know, the links to all these businesses are in the description.
01:28:43.180 So if you hear anything you like and you're looking for whatever, go to the thing and
01:28:48.820 buy it from a show watcher and you know you're buying it from a good person.
01:28:51.500 And it's kind of cool, you know.
01:28:53.740 All right.
01:28:54.300 Let's get into it.
01:28:55.060 And then if you don't hear your business and you sent in the payment, you're probably
01:28:58.980 going to be on the next couple of shows.
01:29:00.240 I just don't want to do too many. All right. First, we have a shout out for Marco Design
01:29:05.340 Studios in San Antonio, Texas. They're architects and they'll build you a house or an external
01:29:11.340 structure. And they're good. I looked at the website. They're good. So they're linked in there.
01:29:16.080 And remember, I can't tell you guys to leave Google reviews because that's illegal. But if
01:29:22.480 you guys have gone to these businesses and use their services and it was a five star experience,
01:29:28.080 please give them a five-star review yeah you know what i'm saying um we have a shout out to elite
01:29:33.620 power generators they're based out of arkansas and if you guys have any generator needs especially
01:29:39.520 in arkansas those are your guys they do a really good job and then i like arkansas i like arkansas
01:29:44.900 too it's underrated well the lakes the middle there's and everyone kind of goes oh you gotta
01:29:51.060 go to you need power you gotta go here you gotta get a generator you gotta get a generator um you
01:29:56.220 guys know what to do. And if you have gotten a generator from them and it was a five-star
01:29:59.600 experience, make sure you give them five stars. Andrew Selby Photography in Colorado. So he is a
01:30:05.360 photographer and videographer that does weddings, but he's based out of Colorado, but he'll travel
01:30:10.600 anywhere in the country. And I went through his profile. He does a good job. He does a very good
01:30:14.860 job. So if you guys need a wedding photographer and you want to be a show watcher, that's kind
01:30:18.520 of sick. That's nice. Or a videographer. And then you have your guy come. He's a show watcher. You're
01:30:23.740 a show watcher and you can be like yo you got me today and he'll be like yeah and you guys watch
01:30:27.560 the show so you know you are racist too um all right we have our last shout out for the episode 0.90
01:30:34.180 doodads pet waste service in abilene texas so they come pick up the dew suck it up through a straw 0.97
01:30:42.560 they make a migrant suck it up there's one guy on the other he's gotta eat it yeah um that's very 0.99
01:30:48.120 local though so it's abilene if you're in abilene abilene and if you don't have a dog have him come 1.00
01:30:52.400 around just make sure there's no shit yeah do you want shit in your just go do a loop make sure 0.98
01:30:57.380 there's no shit 50 bucks or whatever um all right so hit up those businesses tell them flecka sent 0.98
01:31:01.840 you thank you guys uh for sending those in if you paid for a shout out appreciate it keeps the show 0.77
01:31:06.560 alive keeps the lights on hope you guys have a nice weekend new bonus land drops tomorrow at 11
01:31:11.700 a.m it's going to be a good one hope you guys like it we will see you tomorrow at bonus land
01:31:22.400 We'll be right back.
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01:35:08.640 We're watching old episodes
01:35:15.480 Yeah, watching old episodes
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