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00:03:48.360 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:49.240 It's a Tuesday episode, so strictly business.

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00:03:52.900 No jokes, no banter.

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00:03:57.980 Greg Abbott tried to get all the Democrats to come back to Texas 0.79

00:04:01.220 because they were trying to prevent the gerrymandering that they accused us of doing.

00:04:05.020 Can you read that headline?

00:04:05.920 Yeah.

00:04:06.620 So far, Democrats prevent Texas House from moving forward with Trump-backed congressional map.

00:04:13.360 So as we discussed on the last episode, Texas is doing a little gerrymandering.

00:04:18.620 And we've seen it before, mostly from Democrats, a little bit from Republicans.

00:04:22.820 But they want to do a little redistricting in time for the midterms so that it becomes a more red state.

00:04:29.740 You want me to read this?

00:04:30.780 Yes, please.

00:04:31.400 Texas Democrats on Monday prevented their state's House of Representatives from moving forward,

00:04:36.220 at least for now, with a redrawn congressional map sought by President Trump

00:04:39.520 to shore up Republicans' midterm prospects as his political standing falters.

00:04:45.060 Ooh, they editorialized a little bit.

00:04:47.260 After dozens of Democrats left the state, the Republican-dominated House was unable to establish

00:04:51.960 the quorum of lawmakers required to do business.

00:04:54.720 So the Democrats knew this was coming in Texas, and they all said, I'm leaving, Jasmine Crockett type.

00:05:00.920 I was going to say, sounds like Jasmine Crockett. 0.69

00:05:02.660 Well, that's the only voice I know.

00:05:04.460 And obviously, Jasmine is one of those representatives who represents on the national level.

00:05:09.440 This is Texas State House.

00:05:10.640 But Greg Abbott, Governor Abbott, had threatened them before, and apparently those were a little empty.

00:05:17.800 The threats were a little empty.

00:05:18.800 But he says he will remove from office any Democrat who abandons their duties and refuses to show up by 3 p.m.

00:05:24.320 So I think they just kicked the can down the road a little bit.

00:05:27.800 I think eventually this is going to go through, and Democrats are kind of kicking and screaming and drawing attention to it at this time.

00:05:34.540 Absolutely.

00:05:35.480 And we've been talking about gerrymandering the last few episodes.

00:05:38.140 I actually found some new stats from NWokeness on Twitter about the percentage of Democrats represented versus how many Republicans end up voting.

00:05:47.280 And it's a perfect example of what gerrymandering looks like.

00:05:50.640 Yeah.

00:05:50.880 So we'll read off a few states.

00:05:54.140 The first number is percentage of the statewide vote.

00:05:57.500 And then the next number is the percentage of the seats.

00:06:00.820 And so California, like 40% of the statewide vote, but they only get 17% of the seats.

00:06:06.560 Massachusetts, 35% of the statewide votes, zero of the seats.

00:06:11.100 Why would you even vote there?

00:06:12.840 Connecticut, 38% of the statewide vote with 0% of the seats.

00:06:17.540 New York, 42% with 26.9% of the seats.

00:06:21.980 New Jersey, 43%, but with only 25% of the seats.

00:06:26.400 New Mexico is another bad one.

00:06:28.720 That's 44% statewide with 0% of the seats.

00:06:31.580 Hawaii, 0% of the seats.

00:06:33.540 Rhode Island, 0% of the seats.

00:06:35.200 Very crazy.

00:06:36.340 So gerrymandering, it's already happened.

00:06:39.200 Some of those are really bad offenders.

00:06:41.800 0% of the seats is the big giveaway.

00:06:43.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:45.100 And so this, like Texas, the whole thing is you fired your guns, we're going to fire ours.

00:06:50.540 And in red states, we'd have to fire our guns back, right?

00:06:53.580 Absolutely.

00:06:53.980 And we've talked about it before, too, the number of illegals.

00:06:58.240 The illegals are counted in the census and then are counted towards this.

00:07:01.580 So they get a gerrymander boost, and then they hit the illegal NOS at the end.

00:07:05.700 And all of a sudden, it's always tight.

00:07:07.660 Even though there was a red wave, it's always tight.

00:07:09.540 Right.

00:07:09.700 But they're always able to call it for Democrats.

00:07:12.320 That's so true.

00:07:13.060 And then we have some historical context for this as well when it comes to gerrymandering.

00:07:17.360 There was the For the People Act that was passed in 2021 after a big gerrymandering push by the Democrats right before it.

00:07:25.400 Can you read that tweet and then some of the context?

00:07:27.360 Yeah, this is kind of the leftist response where they're like, oh, only this is the accuse your opponents of what you're guilty of, right?

00:07:34.180 So this guy says, just a reminder that in 2021, every single Democrat in Congress voted for H.R. 1 to ban gerrymandering.

00:07:43.420 But Republicans unanimously opposed H.R. 1 and filibustered the bill.

00:07:47.660 The parties are not the same.

00:07:49.580 And this was called the For the People Act.

00:07:52.660 Sounds like it's a good bill for us.

00:07:54.980 Who would vote against that?

00:07:56.220 For the people?

00:07:57.040 I'm one of the people, right?

00:07:58.220 But you guys got to remember, we're not going to go through everything that was in this bill, but they're right about banning gerrymandering.

00:08:06.460 But they wanted to ban gerrymandering after they had already done all the gerrymandering.

00:08:12.040 So no more gerrymandering starting now.

00:08:15.180 Right now.

00:08:16.120 Okay, no more.

00:08:17.140 And then Illinois has got a district that goes like this, you know?

00:08:20.520 Like it goes around a city.

00:08:22.000 It takes like two left turns.

00:08:24.280 But yeah, so that's their generosity.

00:08:26.060 We've already gerrymandered as much as we can.

00:08:28.620 How about we stop?

00:08:30.000 No tag backs, right?

00:08:31.320 And the best is they make it the For the People Act.

00:08:34.080 Yeah.

00:08:34.360 So if you vote against it, you're not for the people.

00:08:37.380 We have a Free Treats for Puppies Act.

00:08:40.040 And if you vote against it, you don't want to give free treats to puppies.

00:08:43.120 You hate puppies. 1.00

00:08:43.840 You want to kill puppies. 1.00

00:08:44.940 It also says free health care for illegals in there somewhere. 0.99

00:08:47.480 There's also 20 billion earmarked for illegal immigrants.

00:08:49.800 Why do you hate puppies so bad?

00:08:51.360 Yeah.

00:08:51.480 So, and then broader perspective too, just a reminder that in 2021, every single Democrat

00:08:58.720 in Congress voted for it.

00:09:00.760 And it's like, all right, let's think back.

00:09:02.800 What else happened in 2021?

00:09:04.300 This was all like mail-in ballot stuff, like same day voter registration stuff, no voter ID

00:09:10.620 type stuff.

00:09:11.320 And it kind of federalized it.

00:09:12.860 And this was right after the 2020 election, which was stolen, brutally, like all those

00:09:20.760 rules that they used to kind of juice that.

00:09:22.960 And that was another piece of NOS that they had on the turbo car.

00:09:27.400 They wanted to put those into law.

00:09:29.260 So that's really what Republicans were voting against.

00:09:32.380 And this is kind of the dishonest framing.

00:09:34.800 Like you guys voted against Jerry Mandarig and now you're doing it.

00:09:37.500 And anyone who's like paid attention for the last weekend would be like, oh man, Republicans 0.98

00:09:41.820 are horrible. 1.00

00:09:42.800 Hypocrites. 1.00

00:09:43.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:43.820 But if you read in and you remember what happened in 2021 and stuff, it's obvious what these

00:09:48.960 guys are doing.

00:09:49.620 So.

00:09:50.100 Yep.

00:09:50.720 We're going to move on.

00:09:51.500 Speaking of elections, there was some developments when it comes to voter roll investigations and

00:09:56.620 the existing voter rolls throughout the country.

00:09:59.180 Trump administration looking to boost election integrity as the DOJ opens a nationwide investigation

00:10:05.000 into voter rolls.

00:10:06.200 The department is calling on local officials to identify felons, dead voters, and also

00:10:12.420 non-citizens who might have cast a ballot.

00:10:15.300 David Spunt is live from Washington with more on this one.

00:10:17.920 Hi, David.

00:10:18.700 Hi, Aisha.

00:10:19.180 Good morning.

00:10:19.860 Today, next week, the week after, and so on, DOJ officials will continue to work on what

00:10:25.120 they call the department a serious problem with our voter rolls.

00:10:29.320 This all stems from a March executive order signed by President Trump, which states, in

00:10:33.820 part, the attorney general shall, consistent with applicable laws, coordinate with state

00:10:38.340 attorneys general to assist with state-level review and prosecution of aliens unlawfully

00:10:43.060 registered to vote or casting votes.

00:10:45.980 Good.

00:10:46.720 That's what we need. 0.86

00:10:47.600 We need all of the dead people off the voter rolls, and we can't have illegals voting. 1.00

00:10:52.480 That's another thing, like you said, like the NAS.

00:10:54.320 They have all these little systems and schemes in place where you get, oh, a bunch of dead

00:10:59.600 voters here, a bunch of mail-in ballots from here, the old people, home people, go vote 0.99

00:11:04.120 from here, and then you end up having Democrat-controlled cities for a long time.

00:11:08.300 Yeah.

00:11:08.520 Why would you not clean up the voter rolls?

00:11:11.040 And it's, well, I don't know.

00:11:12.640 Someone may come back from the dead, right?

00:11:14.100 That could affect our scam.

00:11:15.360 Yeah.

00:11:15.680 Or, exactly.

00:11:16.920 I mean, and it's dead people, felons, and illegals. 0.91

00:11:19.460 And the thing is, a lot of times people will say, well, those votes aren't counted because

00:11:25.480 everyone's dead, and there's a process where they don't allow the dead person vote to go

00:11:29.380 through.

00:11:30.160 Those dead people are requesting and returning ballots.

00:11:34.200 Yeah.

00:11:34.520 So that hopefully they all get weeded through and pulled out, but why are they requesting

00:11:39.860 and returning?

00:11:41.000 What's that part?

00:11:41.560 Yeah.

00:11:41.820 This should be a bait car scenario where you go, you requested a return to dead man,

00:11:45.880 a man who's been dead for 10 years ballot.

00:11:47.620 You're going to jail.

00:11:48.620 You have a car full of ballots right now.

00:11:50.460 But instead, we're just hoping some mid-level volunteer goes, oh, I caught this one, and

00:11:55.080 they rip it up, and nothing ever happens again, right?

00:11:56.880 As if.

00:11:57.520 Exactly.

00:11:58.360 All right.

00:11:59.020 So those are the things we need to be doing.

00:12:00.740 And if we want to control, have control and power, clean up voter rolls, do these things.

00:12:05.340 So I'm glad to see that we're doing them while we have full control in midterms.

00:12:09.280 Obviously, like, usually the incumbent or the last winning party usually loses seats in

00:12:14.940 the midterms.

00:12:15.520 So we need to gerrymander.

00:12:16.960 We need to clean up voter rolls. 0.97

00:12:18.040 We got to do everything we can.

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00:14:03.240 It's not even like that much of a scam.

00:14:06.060 Midnight scam that happens.

00:14:07.400 Yeah.

00:14:07.640 It's pretty basic common sense.

00:14:09.840 And then speaking of the previous election, I have a little mini section here of things

00:14:14.060 we don't want to forget.

00:14:15.880 Someone replied to a Mark Cuban tweet and said, which side are you on, Mark?

00:14:19.460 And he said, I'm on the side of the American people. 1.00

00:14:21.560 I'm sick of fucking politics. 1.00

00:14:23.840 Don't forget that little weird Democrat lesbian phase Mark Cuban went through a couple, like 1.00

00:14:29.040 a year ago. 0.82

00:14:29.860 You cannot forget that.

00:14:31.020 He was literally in charge of white dudes for Kamala.

00:14:33.480 He was like one of the leading men.

00:14:35.500 Yeah.

00:14:35.940 And he's not even a white dude.

00:14:36.940 I know.

00:14:37.840 Javinsky.

00:14:38.440 He's Jewish.

00:14:39.520 So don't forget.

00:14:40.880 He's trying to play like, oh, I'm on the American people side.

00:14:43.360 He was a white dude for Kamala leader.

00:14:45.860 And he was so political.

00:14:47.140 And he had those glasses.

00:14:48.220 He looked like Rachel Maddow.

00:14:49.520 Probably still does.

00:14:50.380 So Mark Cuban can say, I was never a white dude for Kamala.

00:14:53.960 And he's actually technically right.

00:14:56.000 He's like, I got you technically.

00:14:57.260 He likes that trickery, I bet.

00:15:00.340 But yeah, never forget.

00:15:02.000 And then also never forget the twinks they rolled out to try to convince young men to

00:15:06.520 vote for them too.

00:15:07.460 Remember the twink carousel they showed?

00:15:10.220 Here they are.

00:15:11.700 Skinny arms, skinny neck.

00:15:13.460 Choose your twink.

00:15:15.700 Choose your twink.

00:15:16.620 This is like every American guy. 0.68

00:15:18.180 And then not to go back to not to go back to the last episode too much, but that 18

00:15:22.980 to 29 year old demographic of young men just leapt, leapt rightward.

00:15:28.900 And I don't know.

00:15:29.680 I think this didn't work, guys.

00:15:31.040 Yeah.

00:15:31.160 These F slurs had something to do with it.

00:15:33.460 Our next story is about pesticides.

00:15:36.440 Simone Gold had a great tweet that summed it up.

00:15:38.720 Basically, the pesticide manufacturers are getting the same immunity the Maxine companies

00:15:43.500 get.

00:15:43.800 She says, wow, Congress is moving to give pesticide manufacturers vaccine style immunity.

00:15:50.120 The House just advanced Section 453, shielding big chem from liability, freezing EPA oversight

00:15:57.280 and threatening 60,000 plus cancer lawsuits.

00:16:00.820 The Senate must strike this provision when it reaches the floor.

00:16:04.260 This is legalized poisoning with zero accountability.

00:16:06.780 Say no.

00:16:07.840 Yeah, very true.

00:16:08.980 And then there was some context as well.

00:16:10.500 She said, more detail, Section 453 prevents the EPA from requiring pesticide labels to

00:16:15.800 reflect updated health information after an initial registration or re-registration is

00:16:20.820 complete.

00:16:21.780 It would bar states from requiring additional warning labels, effectively freezing pesticide

00:16:26.860 regulation based on outdated science.

00:16:29.120 It could be used to dismiss or limit future lawsuits by arguing federal law preempts state

00:16:34.480 failure to warn claims.

00:16:36.440 Good to know.

00:16:37.440 Yeah.

00:16:37.640 Good to keep your eye on.

00:16:38.760 Obviously, we're getting poisoned from every direction.

00:16:42.080 The main pesticide chemical that really fucks people up is the glyphosate that's in Roundup.

00:16:47.260 It really cooks your stomach and gives you all kinds of issues if you eat food.

00:16:51.980 That's why the carbs and the wheat here are so different from the ones in Europe.

00:16:56.000 People say, oh, I go to Europe and I eat pasta and I don't gain any weight.

00:17:00.280 It's because there's not glyphosate in it and you're probably taking more steps on vacation.

00:17:03.680 Yeah.

00:17:04.140 Combo of the two.

00:17:05.220 So there's a deep, dark reason and then also you walked 14,000 steps in Venice today.

00:17:10.980 Very true.

00:17:11.720 But keep an eye on that and also limit your glyphosate intake because that will give you,

00:17:18.360 you know what?

00:17:19.340 Inflammation?

00:17:20.260 Yeah.

00:17:21.060 Super cancer?

00:17:22.220 Turbo cancer? 0.82

00:17:23.400 A little more up here.

00:17:24.420 Okay.

00:17:25.460 Krill cheese sandwich.

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00:17:27.140 Autism.

00:17:27.780 All right.

00:17:28.160 I didn't say it.

00:17:29.020 All right.

00:17:29.780 Next, we're back into our migrant section.

00:17:32.020 Yeah.

00:17:32.340 Fast.

00:17:33.020 Yeah.

00:17:33.400 What happened with you?

00:17:34.460 You didn't cook on housekeeping.

00:17:35.620 Yeah, I'm going to cook.

00:17:36.780 I noticed final page was a little light as well.

00:17:38.600 Yeah.

00:17:39.100 Wow.

00:17:39.240 You okay?

00:17:39.740 You doing okay?

00:17:40.300 I'm okay.

00:17:40.960 All right.

00:17:41.180 There's not a lot of clips.

00:17:42.440 Okay.

00:17:43.200 All right.

00:17:43.660 We have some good news to start off the migrant section. 0.99

00:17:46.300 Yeah.

00:17:46.520 2025 may mark the first time in five decades that America experiences negative net migration

00:17:53.580 per CNN.

00:17:54.600 That's big.

00:17:55.440 That's uplifting.

00:17:56.300 Yeah.

00:17:56.560 We got to take the good with the bad.

00:17:57.960 So good is the trend is reversing.

00:18:00.720 Bad is a lot of these individuals are still here and we haven't gotten them out yet.

00:18:04.360 Speaking of those individuals, we have a Somali rapist who was caught and he's actually

00:18:10.960 being advocated for by the locals in his town in America.

00:18:14.980 Yeah.

00:18:15.120 This guy's name is Kuelinle Ibrahim Deary, 41 years old.

00:18:20.380 He raped a 12-year-old girl and received the lightest possible sentence, meaning he could

00:18:25.580 be free in just eight years.

00:18:27.860 The local Islamic center wrote a letter urging leniency as the Somali migrant wasn't familiar

00:18:34.060 with our laws and customs.

00:18:36.280 Deary was caught when the girl's brother began communicating with him on Snapchat, pretending

00:18:39.780 to be his sister. 0.94

00:18:41.060 He returned to the scene of the crime with condoms, this time to have sex with the 12-year-old 0.86

00:18:44.720 for a second time, only to be confronted and detained by the father and brother. 0.75

00:18:49.820 Yeah.

00:18:50.140 So they vouched for him and saying he didn't know the rules.

00:18:53.160 Could have been any of us.

00:18:54.040 Could have been any of us sneaking into a 12-year-old girl's house with condoms. 0.81

00:18:57.680 Just your average Somali, guys. 1.00

00:18:59.220 Let him go.

00:19:00.140 And that's the problem, man.

00:19:01.140 That's your average Somali and then that's your average Islamic center in St. Paul, Minnesota.

00:19:07.780 The cold place.

00:19:08.840 We can't give it away.

00:19:10.000 This former Scandinavian place is now riddled with skinnies. 1.00

00:19:14.840 You know, they used to call them skinnies in like Black Hawk Down.

00:19:18.620 That's what they used to call Somalis, skinnies. 1.00

00:19:20.640 I can see why.

00:19:21.600 Yeah.

00:19:22.260 Big headies.

00:19:23.300 Yeah.

00:19:23.780 It was either.

00:19:24.560 Not your best.

00:19:25.540 Not your best.

00:19:26.320 Skinnies or big headies?

00:19:27.260 I don't know.

00:19:27.820 Four headies?

00:19:28.740 I don't know.

00:19:29.480 All right.

00:19:30.040 Our next story is kind of depressing.

00:19:32.280 This is the master's in economics at Duke University lineup of all the people who graduated.

00:19:37.840 Yeah.

00:19:38.180 And it's 15 chens, a couple of gaos, a bunch of li's, a lot of zangs and some yus and jews. 1.00

00:19:47.080 Jews.

00:19:47.660 Jew. 0.90

00:19:48.320 X-U. 0.74

00:19:49.120 Yeah.

00:19:49.300 So it's like entirely Chinese names.

00:19:51.920 And it says 100% Chinese nationals, which is a crazy stat.

00:19:56.200 And then if you look at the names, there's not one Smith.

00:19:59.060 There's not a Brandon.

00:20:00.480 Yeah.

00:20:00.680 There's nothing.

00:20:01.220 There's not a Billy or a Tony.

00:20:02.820 That's true.

00:20:03.380 None of them changed their names.

00:20:04.500 They kept their Chinese names.

00:20:05.740 It's all just full Chinese. 1.00

00:20:07.260 100% of our Duke graduating class 2025 econ majors are all foreign nationals.

00:20:13.540 Yeah.

00:20:13.700 Master's in economics.

00:20:14.900 So I don't know how that one worked out.

00:20:16.880 Yeah.

00:20:17.160 And so, you know, we tell you the good news where 2025 may mark the first time ever in

00:20:21.760 five decades that America experiences negative net migration.

00:20:24.420 And then we're telling you why that's good news after the fact, you know?

00:20:28.640 Yeah.

00:20:29.020 It's good news.

00:20:29.640 But also the bad news is where we're currently at.

00:20:32.440 Yep.

00:20:33.120 And then we have some more bad news.

00:20:35.020 Like we mentioned in the intro, this girl was followed home by an illegal. 1.00

00:20:38.940 Look how scary this interaction is.

00:20:40.940 Here's her coming to her door. 1.00

00:20:42.220 She's moving slow and casual.

00:20:44.220 Yeah.

00:20:44.700 Any, just another day at her house.

00:20:46.680 It's daylight, you know?

00:20:47.840 She knocks on the door.

00:20:48.840 She didn't even have the keys ready.

00:20:50.160 And we'll fast forward it because it does take a while to get there.

00:20:54.960 Gets the keys, gets in.

00:20:56.640 She gets inside.

00:20:57.840 She's getting the mail or whatever.

00:21:01.380 And then we'll fast forward to when the illegal comes.

00:21:05.140 Here he comes.

00:21:06.000 He's looking out to make sure no one's around.

00:21:08.120 He acts nonchalant.

00:21:09.240 He already got the house where the hot girl is. 1.00

00:21:11.260 And here he comes trying the door.

00:21:13.020 And this is like a 50-year-old, 40-year-old weird guy who shouldn't even be here.

00:21:17.940 So we might need to upgrade our systems for the women out there. 1.00

00:21:22.680 We might need to upgrade from pepper spray season to taser season or even pink gun season.

00:21:27.780 Yeah.

00:21:28.180 Cute pink gun that you feel good about.

00:21:30.180 You go to the range with.

00:21:32.220 I don't know, man.

00:21:33.300 This is just scary.

00:21:34.400 And it's a reminder that like we've said this a long time.

00:21:37.980 The people are already here.

00:21:39.580 The dangerous people, the people who are a threat to public safety,

00:21:43.840 a lot of them are already here and we haven't gotten them out soon enough.

00:21:47.620 And so California, if you're in a state like that, Illinois, if you're in Chicago,

00:21:52.700 you really need to be head on a swivel.

00:21:54.320 And keep in mind, broad daylight and it seemed like a crime of opportunity

00:21:58.880 where he just saw a girl go in.

00:22:01.000 It's not like, oh, that's a Debbie from my math class.

00:22:03.800 Exactly.

00:22:04.380 It's like, oh, I'm just walking around.

00:22:06.340 Ooh, a girl went in that apartment complex. 1.00

00:22:08.140 Let's go follow her in. 1.00

00:22:09.420 And like, he was willing to do it no matter what.

00:22:11.840 It's just the opportunity presented itself.

00:22:13.940 And that's who we brought in here.

00:22:15.200 These people who have those tendencies.

00:22:17.680 Yeah.

00:22:17.800 We're not dealing with sophisticated criminal masterminds. 0.96

00:22:20.940 We're dealing with like impulsive, borderline retarded people. 1.00

00:22:24.240 Yep. 0.88

00:22:24.500 And we have a meme here.

00:22:26.760 Oh, their food is so yummy.

00:22:29.220 And everyone else in the background is taking advantage of our women. 0.94

00:22:32.420 Yep.

00:22:32.980 Not good.

00:22:33.520 Not pretty.

00:22:34.460 And we have another thing that we mentioned in the intro.

00:22:37.360 That's the thing.

00:22:37.820 Our women, you know, that's like, obviously, we don't know who that girl is. 1.00

00:22:41.840 But, you know, on an individual level, the man protects his wife, protects his girlfriend.

00:22:46.900 And then on a societal level, it should be the same thing.

00:22:50.320 And it just seems like one side of our country isn't doing that, you know?

00:22:54.800 And then the Democrats push for so long for men to not be men.

00:22:58.340 Yeah.

00:22:58.620 So then one of the things that falls when you push that narrative is protecting women or voting in a way to protect women.

00:23:06.420 So men can't be men anymore.

00:23:08.080 And then what happens?

00:23:08.840 Who suffers?

00:23:09.540 The men?

00:23:10.260 Yeah.

00:23:10.680 Who suffers worse?

00:23:11.660 Maybe some.

00:23:12.060 Yeah.

00:23:12.220 The women who get followed into their house by some guy from El Salvador.

00:23:16.300 Yep.

00:23:17.080 Not good.

00:23:17.640 And then we mentioned this in the intro as well.

00:23:20.140 An illegal tried to steal a child at the mall.

00:23:22.760 Look at the video.

00:23:23.880 Girl walked out. 1.00

00:23:25.460 Watch closely.

00:23:26.700 He followed shortly behind her and then casually picked her up.

00:23:31.380 He walked out of view and into a nearby store with a little girl in his arms.

00:23:36.500 News 4 obtained a criminal complaint.

00:23:38.320 It said the girl's father was in the play area with her sibling and didn't realize she'd walked out.

00:23:43.780 Her mother actually happened to be in the store that the suspect wandered into.

00:23:48.300 She noticed the man with her child confronted him and he gave the girl up and took off.

00:23:53.600 Fairfax County police eventually arrested him.

00:23:55.920 His name is Andreas Caceres Jaldin. 1.00

00:23:58.500 Some stupid name. 1.00

00:23:59.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:00.020 And they labeled him white when they arrested him.

00:24:02.200 Yeah.

00:24:02.480 That's an important piece.

00:24:03.660 And this guy also had 43 prior charges, including attempted murder and assault.

00:24:09.640 And he was released without bail by Fairfax officials.

00:24:12.580 Only three days before this kidnapping.

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00:25:46.280 Or attempted kidnapping, whatever it ended up being.

00:25:48.640 Prison system's racist.

00:25:50.360 Yeah. 0.79

00:25:51.040 We label him white.

00:25:52.300 We label him white.

00:25:53.300 We let him out.

00:25:54.080 He does the thing again. 1.00

00:25:55.420 But yeah, the system's so fucked up, man. 1.00

00:25:57.440 So bad. 1.00

00:25:58.140 It's actually funny. 1.00

00:25:58.800 The system is fucked up. 1.00

00:26:00.380 I agree. 1.00

00:26:01.060 Like, I'm commiserating with a hippie. 1.00

00:26:02.860 Yeah, system sucks, man. 1.00

00:26:04.060 They let this fucking guy out. 1.00

00:26:05.660 He should be for life, you know? 1.00

00:26:07.760 Yeah, so true.

00:26:08.780 And then we have another story here from ICE.

00:26:12.100 ICE detained somebody throughout one of their raids, I think.

00:26:16.460 Yeah.

00:26:16.840 And here he is walking out.

00:26:20.220 And he's got the thing on his head.

00:26:21.940 And people on Twitter were saying, so ICE Nazis are now bagging people when they kidnap them?

00:26:28.140 Yeah.

00:26:30.760 So smart.

00:26:32.100 You're real special.

00:26:33.240 And that's a cloth you put on their head when they're spitting at you.

00:26:36.740 It's a spit cloth.

00:26:37.820 Yeah.

00:26:38.140 And then this guy wasn't even an illegal.

00:26:40.320 He just saw ICE and then he, like, went and spit on them and attacked them.

00:26:44.100 Yeah. 0.66

00:26:44.660 There you go.

00:26:45.200 So we should deport him, too.

00:26:46.340 But they're defending the guy automatically because it's ICE is the other side.

00:26:50.220 And he was spitting on federal officers.

00:26:52.800 That's the thing.

00:26:53.480 Every time you try to see them doing these optics things, like we went over it with the

00:26:57.360 gerrymandering where they're like, 100% of Republicans have voted against gerrymandering

00:27:02.120 and now they're doing it.

00:27:03.480 And it's like, we show you the details.

00:27:05.520 And then it's like, oh, yeah, duh.

00:27:07.080 And then this, ICE is zip-tying and bagging people and taking them out to black sites.

00:27:13.740 And it's like, this guy ran up to ICE and spit on them.

00:27:16.200 You know, their propaganda never survives that even surface-level dig of details. 0.95

00:27:22.680 And they're just counting on everyone being a fishbrain retard who just sees the headline 1.00

00:27:26.340 of, like, ICE bagged this citizen. 0.96

00:27:28.460 They scroll up before to look at the next thing.

00:27:31.420 And they go, all right, let's jump into some Indian stuff.

00:27:35.000 Yeah.

00:27:35.280 I mean, we've kind of been, you know, dancing around this.

00:27:39.080 Not dancing around it.

00:27:41.080 Indians are number two.

00:27:42.500 You know, they're the next one up in terms of gaming the system.

00:27:46.540 We've all kind of, remember back in the day, class of, like, 92?

00:27:52.180 Let's go all the way back.

00:27:53.300 Class of 92?

00:27:53.980 It was just Mexicans coming up, right? 1.00

00:27:55.880 They wanted to work at the deli here on the landscaping crew.

00:27:59.060 I don't even blame them.

00:28:00.200 You know, we had a good thing going.

00:28:02.080 85% white probably at that point.

00:28:04.580 Had a good thing going.

00:28:06.080 But Indians are clearly number two in terms of, like, getting here as soon as possible 1.00

00:28:10.680 and gamifying the system and doing the scams.

00:28:14.060 We showed you the, well, obviously, H-1Bs we've been talking about a lot.

00:28:19.080 The other type of visa where if you're the victim of a crime and so they pay $5,000 for

00:28:23.240 the cops to set up a robbery.

00:28:26.000 But that's why we are covering them so much.

00:28:29.360 We've seen what happened in Canada.

00:28:31.040 They're a little more sophisticated.

00:28:32.500 For sure.

00:28:32.880 Like, the class of 92 Mexicans, they just want to work on the landscaping crew and get 1.00

00:28:36.860 paid cash.

00:28:37.780 Yeah.

00:28:38.020 And then, like, that's it.

00:28:39.300 Here, they're, like, taking H-1Bs and then we own the company and I transfer the title

00:28:43.860 to my cousin's name and he hires his cousin.

00:28:46.200 He uses a small business loan for foreigners and then we keep it going.

00:28:49.340 Yeah, so they're a little more sophisticated.

00:28:50.980 This is a scene from Frisco, Texas, a suburb out of Dallas.

00:28:55.120 Yeah.

00:28:55.720 And it's a Costco.

00:28:56.920 It's Costco and everyone's Indian. 1.00

00:28:58.460 The whole city is Indian. 1.00

00:29:00.020 Yeah.

00:29:00.180 So, Don't Mess With Texas is now Chicken Briani, Texas.

00:29:05.200 All right.

00:29:07.980 You got lazy there.

00:29:09.100 Don't mess with Little Mumbai or something.

00:29:11.200 I don't know.

00:29:11.880 But, yeah, everyone's Indian and...

00:29:14.820 Oh, never mind.

00:29:15.660 There's a Chinese guy.

00:29:16.880 We saw a Chinese guy.

00:29:18.820 And, you know, this all happened.

00:29:21.120 Frisco, Texas.

00:29:22.100 Like, you can go back.

00:29:22.980 I bet all their streets are named after people, you know, who fought in the Alamo or something.

00:29:28.420 There's all this history.

00:29:29.560 And then you get replaced like that.

00:29:31.640 Like, we were making fun of England last episode, how all their schools are white. 0.97

00:29:36.940 What's this?

00:29:38.100 And I think the number was a 4,500% increase in the Indian population over the last 20 years.

00:29:46.420 went from 2.5% to nearly one-third of the city.

00:29:51.020 So, that's 20 years.

00:29:52.480 And then every single one of those people are occupying a house.

00:29:56.260 Most...

00:29:56.860 A lot of them have jobs, probably at a nice tech company or something.

00:30:00.040 Their kids go to the schools.

00:30:01.440 Yeah.

00:30:01.780 So, it's...

00:30:02.760 The replacement is happening not just in England, guys.

00:30:05.140 It's here.

00:30:05.740 No one uses silverware.

00:30:07.400 Yep.

00:30:07.920 Oh, yeah.

00:30:08.580 We'll get to that.

00:30:09.120 And then we have a couple of clips here about what they're up to in India.

00:30:12.580 Like, who are these people coming here?

00:30:14.380 And what cultures are they used to from where they came from? 0.97

00:30:17.340 This lady went to an Airbnb in India and she had some trash. 1.00

00:30:21.140 And she brought it to the security guard at the facility she was staying at and asked him to help.

00:30:25.280 And here's what he did.

00:30:26.460 We are in an Airbnb and we are going to ask our security where we control this.

00:30:31.600 Because there is no bins anywhere here.

00:30:33.620 There's no trash bins anywhere, they say.

00:30:39.120 That's where you throw the trash. 0.91

00:30:49.440 What?

00:30:50.260 You just throw it over the wall.

00:30:51.900 So, now you get it.

00:30:52.860 You get it when we show you the people...

00:30:54.440 Videos of people dumping their trash out in the woods.

00:30:56.560 You just throw it to somewhere else.

00:30:58.620 That's the security officer.

00:31:00.240 Yeah.

00:31:00.640 He's in charge.

00:31:01.400 Where do I put it?

00:31:02.220 Oh.

00:31:02.700 Anywhere but right here.

00:31:03.960 And then this is...

00:31:05.640 And then with no consideration to how much it stinks or what the trash level...

00:31:09.120 And it's like five feet away.

00:31:11.580 It's right there.

00:31:13.080 It's not like it's into like an area with all trash.

00:31:16.640 Yeah. 0.96

00:31:16.860 The rats who accumulate on that trash, they'll never get over this wall. 0.99

00:31:20.980 Right? 0.94

00:31:21.580 Rats are notoriously confined by walls and sewers.

00:31:26.020 So, that's what they're up to over there.

00:31:27.740 And then we have another story here.

00:31:28.940 It's kind of about the infrastructure in India.

00:31:31.140 They built a road and the people stole the asphalt. 0.97

00:31:37.340 So, freshly laid asphalt and someone's got a shovel and they're stealing the road.

00:31:44.600 And then they put it into these bowls and bring it home.

00:31:47.180 And it's like, do we need asphalt for anything?

00:31:49.000 Yeah.

00:31:49.560 It's free asphalt, I guess.

00:31:51.680 You know what?

00:31:52.240 And this actually...

00:31:53.320 This might speak to their brilliance.

00:31:55.940 We're dealing with scammers or people who you would never even think.

00:31:59.600 Like, that's kind of creative.

00:32:01.500 Smart.

00:32:02.120 What if we steal the road?

00:32:03.960 It's like a villain in a heist movie.

00:32:05.480 You're thinking too big, brother.

00:32:06.880 Yeah.

00:32:07.220 How can we even do it?

00:32:08.960 And he goes, piece by piece.

00:32:10.900 So, I just...

00:32:12.520 We're dealing with a certain type of person here who's becoming a third of the population in a major city in Texas.

00:32:19.660 And maybe those people aren't stealing the roads or throwing the trash on the ground.

00:32:25.760 Maybe not all of them.

00:32:26.720 Probably some of them.

00:32:27.980 But then, if you think about it, they're used to it.

00:32:30.920 Yeah.

00:32:31.200 And then getting to America, obviously, like, the people who get to America are on the high end of India's society.

00:32:37.880 But we still need to stop and pause and think about what we're doing to towns that are completely being changed.

00:32:46.300 And for no reason, with no vote, no referendum on this.

00:32:49.960 Exactly.

00:32:50.540 Like, how can you have a tight-knit community when a third of the people don't care if someone threw trash all over?

00:32:57.940 That's true.

00:32:58.440 Where they came from. 0.98

00:32:59.360 Maybe they're not the trash throwers themselves, but...

00:33:02.160 They have a higher tolerance.

00:33:03.340 That's normal.

00:33:04.060 Yeah. 0.72

00:33:04.460 Trash everywhere.

00:33:05.180 Who cares? 0.89

00:33:05.560 So, then it's like, oh, is your park going to look good?

00:33:07.200 Is the beach going to look good?

00:33:08.820 No.

00:33:09.320 Doubt.

00:33:09.980 And we have another example of that.

00:33:12.020 A lot of the Indian truckers are... 1.00

00:33:13.800 No, this is more on the Muslim side, I believe.

00:33:15.880 We can't just...

00:33:16.660 Okay.

00:33:17.060 Maybe it's Bangladeshi. 1.00

00:33:18.540 Yeah.

00:33:18.980 I think this is Muslim.

00:33:19.980 Who does the feet-washing ceremonies? 0.99

00:33:21.820 It's Muslims, right? 0.92

00:33:22.680 Yeah.

00:33:23.060 But I think these are Indian.

00:33:24.140 I think they're Bangladeshis, I think, which are Muslim Indians.

00:33:27.660 I don't want to get to geopolitical.

00:33:30.380 It springs true. 0.92

00:33:31.420 It sounds right. 0.98

00:33:31.860 These are Muslim Indian types who are truck drivers who are doing disgusting, 1.00

00:33:36.740 unsanitary things in the truck stop bathrooms. 0.99

00:33:41.560 He's washing his feet.

00:33:42.620 I am so tired of walking into a men's room at a truck stop and sitting down in a stall 1.00

00:33:48.200 and having somebody beside me.

00:33:49.700 It sounds like they're taking their hand in the actual toilet bowl and just doing this

00:33:53.840 right here.

00:33:54.140 But what they're actually doing, though they do do that sometimes, they'll actually flush

00:33:58.160 the toilet, stick their hand in it if they don't have a bottle of water readily available.

00:34:02.040 And they'll do this right here with the water to rinse themselves off, if you know what

00:34:05.040 I mean.

00:34:05.840 But if they have a bottle of water, that's when it gets really nasty and vile.

00:34:09.180 They'll pour the bottle of water out and as they're doing it, they'll take their hand

00:34:12.280 and do this right here.

00:34:14.060 You can just imagine what that looks like.

00:34:15.800 And that's how they clean themselves because for religious purposes, I guess they're not

00:34:20.460 allowed to use toilet paper.

00:34:22.360 The problem with that is that water splashes everywhere.

00:34:25.320 It hits their bum and then it splashes everywhere.

00:34:27.660 It goes over the top of the stall. 0.97

00:34:29.160 It goes on the toilet.

00:34:30.540 It goes on the ground, the handle of the toilet, the door itself.

00:34:35.080 It's an actual biohazard.

00:34:36.940 And then those same guys will get out and they'll go to the sink.

00:34:39.820 And instead of washing their hands in the sink, at least, no, they're not doing that.

00:34:44.540 They don't wash their hands in the sink.

00:34:46.180 They stick their feet in the sink.

00:34:48.400 They pull them out. 0.99

00:34:49.020 They got the whole thing fucked up. 0.98

00:34:51.060 They got it all backwards. 0.98

00:34:52.600 I didn't know that.

00:34:53.360 I thought he was talking about washing the feet in the toilet.

00:34:56.480 They're doing a manual bidet.

00:34:58.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:59.040 And digging around in their ass. 1.00

00:35:00.860 And splashing water. 1.00

00:35:01.700 And libertarians be like, if someone wants to splash poop water in their butt and all over 0.97

00:35:06.820 the bathroom, it's none of my business. 0.98

00:35:08.740 Yeah.

00:35:09.320 God.

00:35:10.160 But that's what they're up to.

00:35:11.140 That's how they use the bathroom. 1.00

00:35:12.620 Unbelievable.

00:35:13.620 Very unbelievable.

00:35:14.720 All right.

00:35:15.220 We are done with our migrant section.

00:35:16.640 We're now moving on to the final page of Housekeeping.

00:35:18.560 Make sure you guys tickle the post.

00:35:19.620 Help us choose the algo.

00:35:20.780 Likes, comments, all this stuff.

00:35:22.720 Yeah.

00:35:22.940 P.O. Box, links, group chat.

00:35:25.480 All right.

00:35:25.960 You got lazy.

00:35:26.700 I got lazy, but I say it every time.

00:35:27.840 You're allowed to take a day off.

00:35:29.080 Yeah.

00:35:29.300 I'm taking a day off.

00:35:30.240 All right.

00:35:30.880 Let's do our first story.

00:35:32.660 A show watcher almost got fired from his job for interacting with a Fleckus Talks, the podcast

00:35:38.520 reel.

00:35:39.740 What's up, guys?

00:35:40.500 Right off the bat, I'd like to remain anonymous if you choose to discuss this further for reasons

00:35:44.420 that will become clear.

00:35:45.380 So I just got out of an HR meeting about a video of yours I commented on that got a lot

00:35:50.280 of likes, if you can believe it.

00:35:52.400 Someone had the audacity to locate where I work, call my job, and try to silence me by getting 0.96

00:35:58.440 me reprimanded or maybe even fired, not knowing I share a child with a black woman. 0.96

00:36:04.200 Oh, that's a good get out of jail card. 0.95

00:36:07.520 So you could imagine the meeting was short after I dropped that little detail.

00:36:11.740 It's primarily just absurd that this even happened to me and shows the kind of discrimination

00:36:16.340 that only applies to one side nowadays.

00:36:18.520 Thought you'd get a kick out of that story.

00:36:20.000 Don't let anyone silence you guys ever.

00:36:22.040 We need truth out here.

00:36:23.320 Cheers.

00:36:23.820 Very cool.

00:36:25.100 Yeah.

00:36:25.500 Very cool.

00:36:26.180 HR meetings about us and then they show the video.

00:36:28.900 It's the show.

00:36:29.960 That's nice.

00:36:30.740 That's actually, I like that.

00:36:32.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:32.580 Fuck you, HR. 1.00

00:36:34.340 Like that's actually hilarious that an HR person, like some woman has to play the reel. 1.00

00:36:39.280 She has to watch our content.

00:36:40.720 Yeah.

00:36:41.160 That's a good feeling.

00:36:42.400 And actually, you know what?

00:36:44.020 I was going to say, I want someone to contact my job, contact HR.

00:36:47.560 But I have a rule where if I say the N-word on camera, like somebody catches me out, 7-Eleven

00:36:51.920 or something, I lose my temper and say N-word.

00:36:54.220 I actually get $1,000, right?

00:36:56.200 That's true.

00:36:56.900 Yeah.

00:36:57.480 That's how we do it here.

00:36:58.860 There you go.

00:36:59.280 That's legally binding, guys.

00:37:00.300 We hadn't talked about that before.

00:37:01.880 That's reverse HR.

00:37:02.760 That is now legally binding.

00:37:04.040 I'm HR, and you get promoted for saying the N-word.

00:37:07.080 Thank you.

00:37:07.860 All right.

00:37:08.220 Next, we have a whale attacking a boat.

00:37:11.740 Stay here.

00:37:12.360 Stay here.

00:37:12.740 Oh, my God.

00:37:13.200 They're going over.

00:37:15.160 Oh, man overboard.

00:37:16.880 Shut the motor off.

00:37:18.660 Shut the motor off.

00:37:19.820 Hey.

00:37:22.320 Hey.

00:37:23.960 Hey.

00:37:25.720 Hey.

00:37:26.200 Hey.

00:37:27.920 Hey.

00:37:28.320 Hey.

00:37:28.480 Hey.

00:37:29.040 Hey.

00:37:29.320 Hey.

00:37:29.540 Hey.

00:37:29.600 Hey.

00:37:29.620 Hey.

00:37:29.680 Hey.

00:37:29.700 Hey.

00:37:29.740 Hey.

00:37:29.780 Hey.

00:37:29.800 Hey.

00:37:29.820 Hey.

00:37:29.840 Hey.

00:37:29.860 Hey.

00:37:30.380 Hey.

00:37:30.400 Hey.

00:37:30.420 Hey.

00:37:30.440 Hey.

00:37:30.460 Hey.

00:37:30.480 Hey.

00:37:30.520 Hey.

00:37:30.540 Hey.

00:37:30.560 Hey.

00:37:30.580 Hey.

00:37:31.440 Hey.

00:37:34.820 Hey.

00:37:40.200 Hey.

00:37:40.660 Hey.

00:37:40.960 Hey.

00:37:46.940 Hey.

00:37:47.660 Hey.

00:37:49.600 Hey.

00:37:58.660 Hey.

00:37:59.320 Hey.

00:38:00.020 Hey.

00:38:00.500 Hey.

00:38:01.060 Hey.

00:38:01.340 Hey.

00:38:01.820 I'm going to bottle some whale milk. 0.99

00:38:03.240 Whale milk gets you fucking right. 0.99

00:38:04.920 Whale milk. 1.00

00:38:05.460 Take me to HR.

00:38:06.420 Give me the whale milk.

00:38:07.800 All right.

00:38:08.380 Next, we have Japanese boat racing.

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00:38:36.880 Lenovo.

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00:38:41.280 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

00:38:44.640 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

00:38:47.960 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your show everywhere, from Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

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00:39:41.540 I just thought this was cool because of all the movement you have to do to kind of get the torque.

00:39:49.420 And they cruise around.

00:39:51.460 You see how they cruise around like this?

00:39:53.500 What is this?

00:39:54.620 It's a Japanese little boat race. 0.71

00:39:56.740 And then on turns, they have to lean.

00:39:59.000 Oh, I like that.

00:40:00.220 I like that.

00:40:00.440 And then you get these fun turns.

00:40:02.420 Tokyo Drift.

00:40:03.160 And then you see them bouncing on it.

00:40:04.560 Powers his way in a second.

00:40:05.600 So it's like horse jockeys mixed with like motorcycle racing.

00:40:10.400 It's pretty cool.

00:40:12.440 And you see how much fun they have?

00:40:14.780 It's because there's no migrants. 1.00

00:40:16.340 For sure. 1.00

00:40:17.040 They're able to enjoy their lives and do shit like this. 0.99

00:40:19.320 I can't do anything like this. 1.00

00:40:20.640 I can't.

00:40:21.160 I can't even come close.

00:40:22.240 You ever go to the Home Depot?

00:40:23.220 And I like how everyone's got their own color.

00:40:25.620 Yeah.

00:40:25.780 And they get out there with the boat race.

00:40:27.320 Japan is very big on aesthetics.

00:40:29.260 Yeah.

00:40:29.700 They like it to look right, too.

00:40:31.180 They do a good job.

00:40:31.920 And then also, I'm a big fan of Mercedes classic cars.

00:40:35.380 The Japanese AMGs, they do a really good job with those.

00:40:39.600 Okay.

00:40:39.920 It's very sleek.

00:40:40.840 It's something I would like.

00:40:42.180 All right.

00:40:42.960 And if you guys have any connections to that or want to give me one for very cheap, please DM me.

00:40:50.000 Next is an egg guy.

00:40:51.640 Eggs gear perpendicular.

00:40:55.000 So as you can see, I just thought this was cool because this is something we could all do at home.

00:40:59.640 Two dog bowls, a piece of wood, and eight eggs.

00:41:03.020 And you got a functioning gear.

00:41:05.100 So, yeah.

00:41:05.640 You guys want to try this.

00:41:06.720 This is like anyone can do it.

00:41:08.780 There you go.

00:41:09.240 Good hobby.

00:41:09.820 There's no, what's it called?

00:41:11.860 Barrier to entry.

00:41:12.600 Yeah, for sure.

00:41:13.300 It's probably $24.

00:41:14.840 Two dog bowls.

00:41:15.640 All right.

00:41:15.840 Our last piece of the final page of housekeeping.

00:41:17.480 We have a very special announcement.

00:41:19.200 It's a sad announcement, but it's a hopeful announcement, too.

00:41:21.740 One of our show watchers, Trevor, his son is having open heart surgery in September, and they need help covering the medical bills.

00:41:30.280 I've already vetted this.

00:41:31.480 These are real people.

00:41:32.640 He's a real show watcher.

00:41:34.220 This is his son, Liam.

00:41:35.520 He needs a cone procedure, it's called.

00:41:39.560 So we have a link in the bio for the give, send, go.

00:41:43.500 Let's all come together, send a few bucks each, whatever you can afford, nothing crazy.

00:41:47.800 And let's try to get them to their goal.

00:41:51.260 Trevor, Liam's dad, is a really nice guy.

00:41:53.960 I've interacted with him before on Twitter.

00:41:56.040 Major show watcher.

00:41:57.380 So let's do a nice thing here and help pay for their open heart surgery. 0.82

00:42:02.040 Open heart surgery for a little kid.

00:42:03.760 Yeah.

00:42:04.320 Show watchers kid.

00:42:05.780 Yeah.

00:42:06.060 Let's all come together on this one.

00:42:08.300 Link is in the description.

00:42:10.080 Let's all get together and help.

00:42:11.920 All right.

00:42:12.520 We are moving on from housekeeping into Cringe of the Week.

00:42:15.640 All right.

00:42:20.100 Our first segment of Cringe.

00:42:22.040 The theme here is people making easy life hard.

00:42:25.980 I was going to say people acting like their life is hard when they don't really know how

00:42:30.520 easy it is.

00:42:31.360 People acting like their life is hard.

00:42:33.140 Okay.

00:42:33.540 And they don't know how easy it is.

00:42:34.820 That was what I put together for this segment.

00:42:37.120 All right.

00:42:37.440 First, we have the Chicago Scream Club.

00:42:40.660 Two, one.

00:42:42.280 Three.

00:42:45.640 All right.

00:42:59.900 And you see, we got the Indian guy there for the hugs at the end.

00:43:02.860 Yeah.

00:43:03.540 Yeah.

00:43:04.040 You know what he's there for.

00:43:05.280 I could sniff that one out.

00:43:06.500 Chicago used to be like a hard-nosed city, like a tough city.

00:43:09.500 It's cold.

00:43:10.320 Of course.

00:43:10.640 It's not New York.

00:43:11.500 It's not LA.

00:43:12.140 It's just Chicago, blue collar adjacent.

00:43:15.040 Meat packing, industrial stuff.

00:43:17.140 A lot of trains moving in and out.

00:43:18.600 Got to move this freight.

00:43:19.900 Yeah.

00:43:20.020 Now women who work in HR and laptop jobs are screaming into Lake Michigan. 1.00

00:43:24.260 Because their life's so hard.

00:43:25.280 People with gloves with the fingers cut off because they need to be able to grab the pipe.

00:43:28.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:29.980 Union shit. 1.00

00:43:31.000 Union shit. 1.00

00:43:31.900 Pipe fitters. 1.00

00:43:32.300 And then also what they're doing here actually could be helpful, like minus the screaming

00:43:38.600 aspect of it.

00:43:39.620 The screaming might be the least important part of the whole thing. 0.93

00:43:42.060 It's like you have a group of people who are like-minded and everyone's meeting on Tuesday

00:43:46.660 at four o'clock at the river or at the lake.

00:43:49.540 And it's a beautiful scene and you're outside and you're getting sun and you're part of a group.

00:43:54.780 Like that is helpful more than yelling because I'm stressed from work.

00:43:59.740 Yeah.

00:44:00.120 And we've covered a lot in cringe of various people, men going out in the woods, paying

00:44:04.560 $3,000 to go scream and let loose with their buddies.

00:44:07.340 So this isn't a gendered thing, but I agree.

00:44:09.820 The screaming is maybe the least important part of this.

00:44:12.300 They're developing a community and all that.

00:44:14.320 It's like, guys, instead of screaming, let's play kickball.

00:44:17.560 Yeah.

00:44:18.200 Let's turn this into a bowling league. 1.00

00:44:20.200 Exactly.

00:44:21.020 And that's Chicago as hell, bowling. 0.93

00:44:23.300 And imagine what the Scream Club looks like in Frisco, Texas.

00:44:26.900 It's all Indian, guys.

00:44:28.180 It's all him. 1.00

00:44:28.720 Chicken Briani shit. 1.00

00:44:30.020 I know. 1.00

00:44:30.740 They're on the ground for the little group meal after on a garbage bag and they slurp

00:44:34.860 it up.

00:44:35.340 Yeah.

00:44:35.580 And so what do you think they're – and I noticed, honestly, something too.

00:44:39.580 Some of these people were like, ah, really mad.

00:44:42.360 And some people were like, woo.

00:44:43.940 They kind of wanted to let loose.

00:44:45.260 So some people are there for different reasons.

00:44:46.920 That's a good point.

00:44:47.920 And this is like people trying to do therapy on themselves.

00:44:52.000 And obviously therapy is a big trend lately.

00:44:54.080 We have some interesting points about therapy here.

00:44:59.020 Everyone is doing more therapy than ever, but people today are less happy than ever.

00:45:03.940 And the right wing's view is therapy doesn't really help.

00:45:07.300 Therapy is fake and gay pretty much is our stance. 1.00

00:45:09.860 You go talk to some Democrat woman who's going to like tell you why you need to keep 0.99

00:45:14.640 focusing on your problems.

00:45:16.080 You're not going to get anything fixed.

00:45:17.500 Well, that's also a meme. 0.98

00:45:18.540 It's like therapy is gay. 0.99

00:45:19.620 You go to a liberal until you agree with them. 0.58

00:45:23.300 That's basically the gist of it.

00:45:24.880 And there are some good ones, obviously.

00:45:26.580 I know personally good psychiatrists, psychologists who do good work and don't enable that.

00:45:32.260 But then they'll still get a non-binary kid who comes up to them, 1.00

00:45:34.860 and then they don't really stand up to it or anything.

00:45:38.220 You want me to read this?

00:45:39.300 Yes.

00:45:39.720 So this guy says – well, you know who he is, Josh Dolani.

00:45:44.200 Indium.

00:45:44.860 Yeah.

00:45:45.460 It's okay.

00:45:46.520 Some of them are great.

00:45:47.540 He can make a good point.

00:45:48.400 Therapy is invented.

00:45:50.140 120 years pass.

00:45:51.860 Everyone's more anxious, neurotic, and depressed than ever before.

00:45:54.660 How did this happen?

00:45:56.080 And then we have another tweet here about why therapy often backfires with some example.

00:46:01.340 Yeah.

00:46:01.700 It says the centipede's dilemma.

00:46:04.200 Ask a centipede which of its hundred legs moves the fastest, and it forgets how to move.

00:46:09.720 Reflecting on what we normally do without thought ironically worsens performance.

00:46:13.940 A culture of endless self-reflection, therapy, and navel-gazing is eroding important life skills.

00:46:21.320 I think that's a good point.

00:46:22.460 People are getting the yips in life.

00:46:24.780 Yeah.

00:46:25.220 Like people overthink and, oh, what did I do?

00:46:27.520 Oh, that was so awkward.

00:46:28.720 Oh, bye.

00:46:30.240 And then they leave the work happy hour because they maybe didn't ace the handshake or something.

00:46:35.180 And no one even noticed and no one even cares, but they're all in their own head self-analyzing too much.

00:46:40.720 And that happens a lot with people with like, say something happened to you as a kid or something happened to you when you were younger.

00:46:47.780 And then a lot of the reasons people will justify their current behavior is like, well, I had this traumatic experience.

00:46:54.180 And then that becomes your identity, and then that becomes the excuse for not excelling elsewhere when you kind of just need to, sounds boomery, move on.

00:47:04.380 Yeah, for sure.

00:47:06.360 And yeah, you know, the old Chicago people, they're now screaming in the lake. 0.57

00:47:11.340 The old guys used to just bottle it up, maybe drink a little more that night.

00:47:15.780 And, you know.

00:47:16.560 Have a couple extra sips on the way home.

00:47:18.360 And they each have pros and cons, but yeah, I totally agree with you that it's like the overanalyzing, it becomes an endless cycle.

00:47:25.960 And there's definitely things like, oh, this happened in my childhood or that happened in my childhood, and that's why I do this or something.

00:47:32.560 Like, my dad never bought me shoes, and we always had to shop clearance, and so I buy the best shoes now.

00:47:37.540 Like, there's definitely like some little things like that.

00:47:40.440 But the big ones that people harp in and then make their identity, it's a recipe for disaster and overanalyzing.

00:47:47.220 And it gives them an excuse to not accomplish and become their full potential because, well, I can't because my mom was really mean.

00:47:55.740 Yeah, I got this monkey on my back.

00:47:57.300 Like, it's there.

00:47:57.940 When it's like you're in charge of your own life, and not everyone's upbringing is perfect, or you can't control everything that happens to you, but you're in charge of the end result and getting as close to your potential as possible.

00:48:09.280 And if you make an excuse for it, yeah, some therapist will say, yeah, you're right.

00:48:13.220 Yeah.

00:48:13.720 You shouldn't have to listen to your boss.

00:48:15.340 Yeah, $140 an hour.

00:48:16.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:18.300 You're definitely right.

00:48:19.700 You're so right.

00:48:21.040 Yeah.

00:48:21.440 Come back next week.

00:48:22.400 Next week.

00:48:22.700 We really need to keep talking.

00:48:24.080 How's Tuesday at 10?

00:48:24.340 We got to keep talking about this.

00:48:26.260 And it's like, keep talking about it.

00:48:27.500 I'd rather just not talk about it.

00:48:29.080 Yeah.

00:48:29.580 I think we solved it.

00:48:31.040 There's never a solve date.

00:48:32.740 Yeah.

00:48:33.260 There's never a solve.

00:48:34.660 That's a good point.

00:48:35.400 Yeah.

00:48:35.480 In our next story, these people are doing funerals for the chicken at Trader Joe's.

00:48:41.220 In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you.

00:48:49.620 Don't let them down.

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00:49:14.000 Hi, I'm Darren Marlar, host of the Weird Darkness podcast.

00:49:20.060 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

00:49:23.360 Spreaker is the all-in-one platform that makes it easy to record, host, and distribute your show everywhere.

00:49:28.840 From Apple Podcasts to Spotify.

00:49:30.700 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

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00:49:39.320 No editing required.

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00:50:18.300 Here today to mourn the untimely death of the chickens whose bodies are here behind us.

00:50:27.480 Chickens who were slaughtered at Purdue's Petaluma Poultry Slaughterhouse.

00:50:32.720 We are here to honor their lives because no one else is.

00:50:37.140 Yeah, so this is stuff you worry about when your life is pretty easy.

00:50:40.980 Instead of worrying about how to get dinner on the table,

00:50:43.580 you're worried about how dinner was treated before it was put on the table.

00:50:47.280 What was dinner's name?

00:50:50.320 These people, they're passionate. 0.98

00:50:51.920 They should worry about black crime. 1.00

00:50:53.700 I think so. 0.97

00:50:54.740 Channel their energy to something important.

00:50:56.300 Yeah, they got the signs and posters.

00:50:57.920 We covered a story a couple weeks ago where a 16-year-old was shot by his uncle

00:51:02.000 because he ate the last honey bun.

00:51:03.880 Imagine.

00:51:04.280 We should talk about that.

00:51:05.680 Yeah.

00:51:06.840 Start protesting.

00:51:08.240 And I have a point here.

00:51:09.880 I'm going to cook a little bit.

00:51:11.500 If God didn't mean for us to eat the animals,

00:51:13.940 why are they made out of delicious meat?

00:51:16.260 Yeah.

00:51:16.860 You know?

00:51:17.320 Buffalo chicken wings with ranch?

00:51:19.320 Oh, you're not supposed to eat that.

00:51:20.620 Yeah, that's commandment.

00:51:23.400 You can't eat that.

00:51:24.100 You can't have shrimp cocktail.

00:51:25.380 That's just supposed to be the water bugs.

00:51:26.880 You could drink the spicy ketchup, though.

00:51:28.560 Yeah.

00:51:29.020 You know?

00:51:29.400 That's the part that doesn't make sense to me.

00:51:30.760 Does not ring true.

00:51:31.540 It's not meant to be eaten.

00:51:32.780 Why does a ribeye steak taste so good?

00:51:34.740 Why is farmer's bilge so delicious?

00:51:36.800 I agree.

00:51:37.540 So true.

00:51:39.280 So true to yourself.

00:51:41.960 And then we have the other side of the spectrum here.

00:51:44.020 People who are having problems with eating,

00:51:46.360 not because they're vegan or care about the animals,

00:51:49.560 but because they have like an OCD type thing where they can't eat any foods.

00:51:53.700 Yeah, it's called ARFID.

00:51:54.860 This is Avoidant Restrictive Food Something Disorder.

00:51:58.680 And these people, you know, they eat chicken nuggies and plain white rice.

00:52:03.460 And a lot more people are posting about it online these days.

00:52:06.320 Let's just play this for a second to see the state of this type.

00:52:09.560 I have an extreme fear of trying new foods.

00:52:12.800 And today I'm trying steak.

00:52:16.460 I'm trying to prep myself for this one.

00:52:24.560 I don't know why, but this freaks me out.

00:52:29.860 I did ask my wife a few questions about this before I started recording.

00:52:36.820 My biggest concern is that this is going to be very chewy.

00:52:44.720 I think I've said before that I don't do well with chewy.

00:52:50.500 All right.

00:52:51.660 He takes the bite of a small kindergartner and he gets it down.

00:52:55.520 Right.

00:52:55.860 Brother, your grandfather's arm was mangled in an industrial machine making steel somewhere.

00:53:01.860 Yeah.

00:53:02.460 You know, and you can't eat the steak.

00:53:03.740 And then if you're going to eat...

00:53:04.240 He's worried the steak is going to be chewy.

00:53:06.480 That's what he's up to now.

00:53:07.640 He's got a wife.

00:53:08.540 Yeah.

00:53:09.160 You run a house.

00:53:10.240 And then also he's got a filter on that makes his complexion look better.

00:53:14.800 Is that true?

00:53:15.440 He's got like a filter.

00:53:16.860 Yeah.

00:53:17.620 And then after all this, it's, you know, the well-done steak.

00:53:20.640 Maybe throw some hollandaise on it.

00:53:23.100 Do something.

00:53:24.240 But you want to play this next one?

00:53:26.540 We have another guy too.

00:53:27.800 And we're going to play this fast.

00:53:30.360 This says, the worst things my husband with ARFID has tried so far.

00:53:34.020 This guy looks like a normal guy.

00:53:36.720 Kiwi.

00:53:38.360 It's like a baby.

00:53:39.560 Yeah.

00:53:40.720 Fried egg on a bagel sandwich.

00:53:42.500 Honestly, one of the least offensive things ever.

00:53:44.400 It's like one of the best things to eat.

00:53:45.700 You almost can't even eat it because it's not healthy.

00:53:47.520 Yeah.

00:53:51.360 It's too spicy.

00:53:52.500 Watch him think.

00:53:53.920 Whipped cream he doesn't like.

00:53:55.100 All right.

00:53:56.480 So these people are kind of making it a social media thing with their ARFID, right?

00:54:00.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:01.600 And we're going to tie this back into the therapy thing because it's kind of the same thing as the centipede, I think, for most of these people.

00:54:08.200 Where it's something that happened when they were a kid or my mom never forced me to try things that I didn't want.

00:54:16.640 She always made me dino nuggets whenever I needed or boiled a bag of rice.

00:54:20.840 And so one of the things for ARFID says environmental and social factors.

00:54:27.460 So early childhood experience, difficult or traumatic feeding experiences in early childhood, such as being forced fed or experiencing inconsistent routines around food can contribute to the development.

00:54:38.740 Cultural and social influences, while needing more research, social or cultural factors, including family patterns and cultural expectations surrounding food, may play a role in ARFID.

00:54:50.400 That could be kind of what we said where it's like maybe you're not the most – maybe you don't like a variety of foods.

00:54:58.140 You're not that adventurous when it comes to food.

00:55:00.240 Totally reasonable, right?

00:55:01.600 Reasonable.

00:55:02.020 Gagging at the steak, you've lost reasonable.

00:55:04.880 But then once you find out you have ARFID, now it's like, oh, I don't have to eat anything.

00:55:10.140 I have this thing and I'm only eating mac and cheese or pizza or whatever.

00:55:15.660 Now I have a name for it.

00:55:17.620 I'm never going out to dinner with my wife again.

00:55:20.120 I'm getting mac and cheese.

00:55:21.120 There's like a self-fulfilling thing where you have like a trend or like an inclination towards something.

00:55:28.100 Then you find out there's a name for it.

00:55:30.160 Then you find out there's a whole online community that's also dealing with this.

00:55:33.160 And you get sucked into this death spiral and you're gagging on a little tiny fourth grader's bite of steak, right?

00:55:38.480 So true.

00:55:39.180 So this is one of those things.

00:55:41.360 How many people do you think had ARFID in 1954? 0.98

00:55:45.360 Like fucking 10, you know, 10 maybe. 0.96

00:55:47.960 With the internet, with overanalyzing, with the therapy world we're in, it probably exploded. 1.00

00:55:52.500 So fuck these guys. 1.00

00:55:55.580 I'm kidding. 1.00

00:55:56.280 You know, I think they got stuck in something.

00:55:58.440 I think it's like an OCD thing.

00:55:59.780 Well, and then you focus on it and you get more and it's a spiral.

00:56:03.400 This is what I'm doing here.

00:56:04.420 You go deeper and deeper and eventually your wife is filming you for content to watch you eat like ketchup, you know, for the first time.

00:56:14.380 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:56:15.900 It's something we mentioned.

00:56:17.040 Let's do this meme.

00:56:17.680 Oh, yeah.

00:56:17.940 We have a meme here.

00:56:18.720 This meme, you know, Pedro Pascal, we talked about it in Bonusland, I think, only, but how he gets anxious and he starts grabbing his hot female co-stars.

00:56:27.900 Somebody said, how come Pedro Pascal never gets anxiety around Bella Ramsey?

00:56:31.880 And she's like the meme person, which is funny.

00:56:35.160 And then Mimetic Sisyphus said, it's just like how ARFID people can always tolerate chicken nuggets but can't eat a vegetable.

00:56:42.300 I have that.

00:56:43.160 But it's like the little kid thing.

00:56:44.840 But you can.

00:56:45.540 You get broccolini.

00:56:46.480 You get asparagus.

00:56:47.380 You can do whatever.

00:56:48.800 Butter.

00:56:49.840 Okay.

00:56:50.500 Butter in the, what's it, Brussels sprouts.

00:56:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:53.600 Bacon in the Brussels sprouts.

00:56:54.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:55.360 But, you know, that's kind of the vibe we're getting.

00:56:57.780 These ARFID people, oh, I just happen to love quesadillas and chicken nuggets and I really hate broccoli. 1.00

00:57:03.160 It's like this, it's a two-year-old who, times 10, now you're 20.

00:57:07.480 Doing the same thing.

00:57:08.600 All right, our next story is what we mentioned in the intro.

00:57:11.900 This Uber Eats driver wipes poo on the wall.

00:57:16.320 He wipes it on the wall and then smells his finger and then leaves.

00:57:22.940 Probably felt pretty good, but that's not the point. 0.96

00:57:25.480 That's the second time you've kind of almost agreed with the digger, the butt digger.

00:57:31.360 Is there anything you want to tell us? 1.00

00:57:32.960 Are you digging around in your ass? 1.00

00:57:35.700 Old pair of underwear before you throw it in the wash. 1.00

00:57:38.560 Oh, that's what you're up for.

00:57:40.880 I'm joking.

00:57:41.700 It's a joke.

00:57:42.420 It's meant to make people freak out.

00:57:44.260 Yeah, there's always a truth.

00:57:45.420 Sliver of truth at every joke, I think.

00:57:47.560 You're digging around.

00:57:48.920 There's no digging.

00:57:49.920 All right.

00:57:50.260 There's no digging.

00:57:51.040 All right. 1.00

00:57:51.720 But jokes aside, you can get sick from loose poo like that, especially with gay guys. 1.00

00:57:57.560 They get sick from it. 1.00

00:57:58.800 Nice transition.

00:58:00.160 I have to connect it all.

00:58:02.000 Especially with gay guys. 1.00

00:58:03.080 So it's either like Indian unsanitary conditions where they dig in their butt and then they eat. 1.00

00:58:08.700 I'm sure that gets poo in your mouth and then gay guys, I'm sure, get poo in their mouth. 1.00

00:58:12.880 I can think of a few ways how. 1.00

00:58:14.440 Yeah.

00:58:14.800 Cernovich said, there's no polite way of saying this, even though it's objectively and scientifically true and proven. 0.92

00:58:20.700 Unrestrained homosexual sodomy is creating new forms of antibiotic-resistant infections. 0.90

00:58:27.140 And here's one of them. 0.99

00:58:28.420 And he's talking about Shigella infection among gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men. 0.99

00:58:36.440 Gay covers it. 0.99

00:58:37.400 But gay, bisexual men and other men who have sex with men, and they call that MSM. 0.99

00:58:42.900 Yeah. 0.93

00:58:44.300 Are among groups at high risk for antimicrobial-resistant Shigella infections.

00:58:50.340 CDC does not know how many Shigella infections are among men who have sex with men.

00:58:55.840 However, multiple outbreaks of Shigella among men who have sex with men have been reported worldwide.

00:59:01.000 They have to say the whole phrase every time.

00:59:04.020 It's really exhausting.

00:59:05.360 It's exhausting.

00:59:06.220 They write it.

00:59:07.000 It's so wordy. 0.99

00:59:08.380 And Shigella bacteria can spread through sexual contact, direct contact, and in parentheses, it says oral, anal sex, and rimming. 0.99

00:59:19.220 It says rimming. 0.98

00:59:21.320 And indirect contact, touching contaminated sex toys or condoms.

00:59:25.320 Or the fecal-oral route, ingestion of contaminated food or water or contact with contaminated surface.

00:59:33.100 Fecal-oral route. 1.00

00:59:34.180 You could just say either Indian eating dirtily or gay guys rimming. 1.00

00:59:41.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:42.580 Fecal-oral route and sexual contact, they're treating them like two different ones. 0.92

00:59:45.920 But in the gay community, those tend to merge is what I'm learning. 0.84

00:59:49.660 Yeah.

00:59:50.040 That's what I've heard.

00:59:51.280 Yeah.

00:59:51.620 We've done research.

00:59:53.460 You're digging around.

00:59:54.640 I'm watching videos.

00:59:55.200 I'm researching this one.

00:59:56.300 I'm watching videos.

00:59:56.960 We separate before the podcast.

00:59:58.740 All right.

00:59:59.440 Well, let's-

00:59:59.940 Yeah, so another disease.

01:00:01.020 We've covered, you know, over the life of the show, we've covered several.

01:00:04.540 You know, the outbreaks, the monkeypox, now Shigella.

01:00:07.580 And it's getting drug-resistant. 0.99

01:00:09.400 So the gay guys aren't very good at finishing their pills. 1.00

01:00:12.600 They don't take it all the way. 0.98

01:00:14.380 They start not showing symptoms.

01:00:15.680 And they go, oh, I don't need to take those antibiotics anymore.

01:00:18.200 I'm going clubbing.

01:00:19.960 Which, as you know, is the worst way you can do it.

01:00:23.620 Very worst way.

01:00:24.740 Yeah.

01:00:24.880 All right, next we have a lady who tries to explain why the way she eats is better than 1.00

01:00:31.060 the way white people eat. 0.93

01:00:32.320 The reason white people don't eat with your hands is because your food is not delicious. 0.97

01:00:38.000 So you're literally dropping food on yourself. 0.52

01:00:41.160 It's like we have a freeze frame here.

01:00:42.620 The food's falling on your lap.

01:00:44.080 And the food's falling on your lap and your fingers are knuckle deep in your mouth.

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01:02:16.220 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R.com. 0.88

01:02:19.700 And I like this. 0.99

01:02:21.300 This has become a big talking point or an argument because this is third-world shit. 0.99

01:02:26.140 Everybody knows it. 1.00

01:02:27.200 We know it.

01:02:27.980 They're eating a lot of fork and spoon foods with their hands, and they just slurp it in their mouth.

01:02:33.040 And how is sticking four fingers up your mouth sanitary in any way?

01:02:36.540 It's not.

01:02:37.160 So if you look at this, it's like, yeah, you and Indian people agree,

01:02:41.280 and us white people who invented the whole world, we got this one wrong, I guess. 0.99

01:02:45.840 You guys should link up and get the fuck out. 0.98

01:02:48.860 And then there's this other part of the argument where they're acting purposely dense, 0.94

01:02:53.180 and they'll be like, well, you eat cheeseburgers and pizza with it.

01:02:56.840 And it's like, yeah, there's a crust.

01:02:59.000 It's a dough.

01:03:00.160 My hands don't go in my mouth.

01:03:01.540 Yeah, watch.

01:03:03.020 My fingers are here.

01:03:04.480 Yours are here. 1.00

01:03:05.300 So very dense, very stupid argument. 1.00

01:03:09.000 And then our last piece of cringe, just a funny headline from Cycling Weekly. 1.00

01:03:13.060 You can't call yourself a cycling community without a fat black woman riding with you. 1.00

01:03:17.260 I believe that's real. 0.99

01:03:18.540 Yeah, I checked.

01:03:20.140 Real. 0.99

01:03:20.760 Just bring a fat black woman is the headline, basically. 1.00

01:03:24.620 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:03:25.600 Yeah, you're not a real cyclist.

01:03:27.800 Sorry, Lance Armstrong, all those Tour de France's you won. 0.94

01:03:30.140 And there was no big black woman near you. 1.00

01:03:33.920 So we're going to have to take those back, unrelated to the steroids. 0.98

01:03:36.940 Yeah, crazy.

01:03:37.840 All right.

01:03:38.100 Well, that is the end of Cringe.

01:03:39.400 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:03:42.380 All right, Urban Decay.

01:03:43.980 We're going to start this segment off with some fights.

01:03:46.680 We have a few fight scenes here.

01:03:48.260 First one is in Toledo.

01:04:06.720 You guys, pants are down.

01:04:14.720 Pants down, fighting in front of the buffet. 0.58

01:04:17.060 Everyone's morbidly obese.

01:04:19.360 Don't disrespect Mr. Panda in Toledo.

01:04:22.480 Everyone's morbid.

01:04:23.700 And the only time they're all in unison is when someone mentions the police.

01:04:27.380 Watch, they all look off.

01:04:29.280 It's a freeze frame.

01:04:30.140 It's like a Scooby-Doo moment.

01:04:31.780 And keep that in mind.

01:04:33.000 If you ever get in a situation, you go, cops are here, cops are here.

01:04:36.260 It gives you a second to pepper spray someone right in the face.

01:04:38.780 Or run or go inside and get away.

01:04:42.180 Like that freezes everybody.

01:04:44.060 Cops are here and they're all going to look for the cops.

01:04:45.880 And that gives you a second to do what you need to do. 1.00

01:04:47.980 Yeah, really dumb people in an aggressive situation like this, 1.00

01:04:51.880 really dumb people are more easy to socially engineer. 1.00

01:04:55.200 So you have to be thinking. 1.00

01:04:56.340 You've got to be a thinker during this fight.

01:04:57.900 If you're somehow involved, which the thinking actually takes place earlier

01:05:02.360 where you're never even outside Mr. Panda during the black fight.

01:05:05.760 Yeah.

01:05:06.200 And imagine you're getting robbed, right?

01:05:07.840 And there's someone right in front of you.

01:05:08.740 And you're like, whoa, easy, man, easy.

01:05:10.680 Officer.

01:05:11.260 Officer.

01:05:11.820 Yeah.

01:05:12.000 And then they'll turn around and then you run.

01:05:14.100 Yeah.

01:05:14.320 And they're going to chase you.

01:05:15.080 They can't catch you.

01:05:16.300 Yeah, they probably can. 0.91

01:05:17.380 Well, not the fat one.

01:05:18.300 They can't catch any of us.

01:05:19.360 Yeah.

01:05:19.820 Right?

01:05:20.420 Yeah.

01:05:21.660 And actually we have a fight at the gas station.

01:05:23.860 This is a FedEx employee. 0.99

01:05:26.100 My motherfucking money. 1.00

01:05:27.500 You charge my motherfucking car and I actually. 1.00

01:05:30.720 I'm going to give a fuck, bitch. 1.00

01:05:32.780 I beat your motherfucking counter. 1.00

01:05:34.900 Bitch, you charge my car and I actually my money back. 1.00

01:05:37.400 Give me all my motherfucking money back. 1.00

01:05:38.920 You don't give me no motherfucking credit card fee. 0.99

01:05:41.460 Good job. 1.00

01:05:41.940 What the fuck is your problem, bitch? 1.00

01:05:43.440 Take your immigrant ass back to where the fuck you came from, bitch. 1.00

01:05:46.320 I said, bitch. 1.00

01:05:47.580 I don't give a fuck where you put it at. 1.00

01:05:49.240 Say it again. 1.00

01:05:49.680 You lucky I don't have behind this motherfucking counter. 1.00

01:05:51.820 Say it again. 1.00

01:05:53.040 Say it again. 1.00

01:05:53.500 Fuck you, ass bitch. 1.00

01:05:56.440 She's got to steal some alcohol. 1.00

01:05:58.920 She steals some fireball shots on the way out. 1.00

01:06:01.380 It's rare to see a fat black woman so loud like this. 1.00

01:06:04.540 I know. 1.00

01:06:05.500 That's so crazy.

01:06:07.100 It's like an old Asian woman. 1.00

01:06:08.920 Getting violent.

01:06:10.060 Yeah.

01:06:12.520 Wearing the FedEx uniform while you're doing this.

01:06:14.900 That's like, you don't even think about that.

01:06:16.700 They don't even care.

01:06:18.000 This is like, no, this is separate from that.

01:06:20.180 I ain't representing them.

01:06:21.540 Yeah.

01:06:21.940 This is between me and you.

01:06:23.240 It's like, ma'am, you're wearing the uniform right now.

01:06:25.880 And I was thinking, what would ever make you freak out like this at a gas station?

01:06:29.620 I don't know.

01:06:30.160 My truck's on fire.

01:06:31.100 Hit the kill switch. 0.99

01:06:31.920 Hit the kill switch. 0.96

01:06:32.880 My truck's on fire right now. 0.98

01:06:34.360 Hit the kill switch.

01:06:35.260 There's like one thing.

01:06:36.580 The thing that sprays the whole gas station.

01:06:38.920 But this is the thing.

01:06:39.740 It's a little dispute over a small refund.

01:06:44.700 I guess maybe they show on camera later he gives her the money.

01:06:48.480 So I think she maybe paid with a credit card and he gave her cash and then maybe less a

01:06:52.080 credit card fee or something.

01:06:53.440 That seems to be what would be the cause of the dispute.

01:06:56.680 But you get in a little dispute and then you hit someone and then you steal.

01:07:01.320 So you're in the dispute and then you commit two crimes.

01:07:04.560 And you're wearing your job's uniform.

01:07:07.140 You have a job.

01:07:08.280 And maybe you're a member of society who's employed by a massive corporation.

01:07:12.780 And maybe it was unfair and maybe you're going to take your business elsewhere.

01:07:16.460 But you just committed two separate crimes because you had to wild out.

01:07:20.760 Yep.

01:07:22.040 And our next story is from the Indiana State Fair.

01:07:25.860 Here's a fight.

01:07:30.420 Not much of a fight.

01:07:31.480 There's families and kids everywhere.

01:07:55.980 There are multiple strollers that thankfully were empty as the mob of waterbugs went by.

01:08:02.360 They really put the N in Indiana State Fair.

01:08:06.000 Yeah, they do.

01:08:06.780 Both N's. 1.00

01:08:07.800 First and the second.

01:08:08.540 I'd like to cook up here a little bit real quick.

01:08:11.520 It's kind of like a segregation question.

01:08:14.000 I think if you asked black people and said, do you want to live separate from white people? 0.87

01:08:18.660 They'd all say yes.

01:08:20.040 Yeah.

01:08:20.240 Then if you asked white people that same question anonymously, they'd all say the same thing.

01:08:26.440 A good amount.

01:08:27.100 And then everyone's happy.

01:08:28.700 Yeah.

01:08:28.920 But then the complaints start when the facilities start to decay.

01:08:32.560 And then the separate, you know, they always think separate but equal.

01:08:36.360 And they go, but we get the baseball stadium in a park, right?

01:08:39.640 So, yeah, as long as you maintain it.

01:08:40.940 Yeah.

01:08:41.140 And they don't.

01:08:41.840 And then that's when it gets.

01:08:43.180 And you know what?

01:08:44.040 Looking back on the segregation, the black only water fountain, maybe that was just like poorly maintained.

01:08:48.460 And that was part of it.

01:08:49.440 Started out nice.

01:08:50.520 I'm going to cook on something else here.

01:08:51.840 I always laughed when I was a kid.

01:08:53.300 The Fighting Irish had the logo like this, you know? 0.97

01:08:56.680 And these black people do it like this. 1.00

01:08:59.140 This is their Fighting Irish logo. 0.99

01:09:01.480 You see it?

01:09:02.060 Like where it's like over the head where they're kind of wide stance.

01:09:05.580 Yeah.

01:09:06.040 That's a good point.

01:09:07.460 And then someone made a funny comment.

01:09:10.160 Last time in the show in Urban Decay, we talked about how a lot of times black people are generally looking to escalate. 1.00

01:09:17.660 Yeah, the McDonald's takeover.

01:09:19.320 It's like what's a fight over?

01:09:20.440 Oh, this guy stole my girlfriend.

01:09:21.860 I'm going to go fight him. 1.00

01:09:22.980 For black people, it's like, oh, what did you say? 0.99

01:09:24.700 Well, what did you say?

01:09:25.680 Well, what did I say?

01:09:26.380 What do you mean?

01:09:27.060 And then it's actually a fight.

01:09:29.000 Someone said general escalation as if it's like a war person in the military, like general escalation.

01:09:35.120 New lore character, general escalation, ready to serve.

01:09:38.440 Yeah.

01:09:39.220 So that's pretty good.

01:09:40.360 And then Joe Biden was giving a speech the other day, and he made some pretty interesting points about who the biggest threat to black people is.

01:09:48.840 Yeah.

01:09:49.100 He went to a Chicago Lawyers Gala, and he said he slammed Trump as an existential threat to black Americans in speech.

01:10:00.280 Yeah.

01:10:00.420 I don't think it's Trump, brother.

01:10:02.140 Yeah.

01:10:02.540 Trump's not at the Indiana State Fair.

01:10:04.360 Trump at the State Fair.

01:10:05.720 He's not at Mr. Panda with his pants falling down.

01:10:09.340 Yeah.

01:10:09.980 He definitely didn't kill anybody over a honey bun or a donut stick.

01:10:12.920 He's not yelling in his FedEx uniform.

01:10:15.100 Which someone, there was someone who got killed, a kid got killed over a donut stick.

01:10:20.460 A foster dad or an adoptive dad killed a kid because he was getting into his snacks.

01:10:25.080 And he texted someone, and he was like, I'm going to kill this kid. 0.92

01:10:27.700 Like texted his girlfriend or baby mama or wife or whatever. 1.00

01:10:31.240 And then he did.

01:10:31.920 And it didn't even make it into urban decay.

01:10:33.960 Crazy.

01:10:34.360 You know, like we had to cut it.

01:10:35.880 I don't know.

01:10:36.900 But the point is, and then Trump's the biggest threat. 0.67

01:10:40.000 It's like killing each other, killing themselves.

01:10:42.000 And then like the donut sticks thing, it's not like he hit the kid and then the kid died. 1.00

01:10:45.600 And it's like, oh shit, I hit him in his heart in between the beats or whatever. 0.99

01:10:50.040 It was like premeditated. 1.00

01:10:51.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:51.660 Like I'm going to kill this kid. 1.00

01:10:52.940 He like stuffed him in a laundry in a dryer. 1.00

01:10:56.060 Crazy. 0.80

01:10:56.560 Suffocated him. 0.90

01:10:57.160 Very sad.

01:10:57.800 But Joe Biden, who has dementia, has prostate cancer, is still giving speeches.

01:11:04.060 That's what like, that speaks to a different level of somebody like having something over on him, right?

01:11:10.920 Like, hey, we do need you to go out there and do this, right?

01:11:13.700 And he's like, I have to.

01:11:14.640 Shouldn't he be completely retired and like at home, like almost kind of like checked out?

01:11:18.780 Sleeping on the beach like he used to while he was the president?

01:11:21.960 Shouldn't he be doing that?

01:11:22.960 Shouldn't something like that make sense?

01:11:24.100 So when he was the president, his job was to go sleep on the beach.

01:11:27.500 And then when he's out of power, it's go stir things up a little bit at the Chicago Lawyers

01:11:30.480 Gala.

01:11:31.080 Go incite some race hate.

01:11:32.500 Yeah.

01:11:32.980 That's interesting to me.

01:11:34.180 Very interesting.

01:11:35.240 All right.

01:11:35.600 Our next piece of Urban Decay.

01:11:38.180 These kids were caught stealing, I believe, from Walgreens.

01:11:41.320 And look how they react when they get locked in.

01:11:45.900 You got like 10 shakes to open up this door.

01:11:48.260 I swear to God, I'm going to break this door.

01:11:50.080 I'm cool.

01:11:51.380 10. 1.00

01:11:52.300 Open your next fucking door. 1.00

01:11:53.460 Oh, come on. 1.00

01:11:54.080 I don't know how to count.

01:11:55.100 Come on. 1.00

01:11:55.620 Bitch, I didn't know how to count, bro. 1.00

01:11:57.340 Show four out of there. 1.00

01:11:58.480 Baby dance.

01:11:59.680 You can open the door.

01:12:01.180 Open the door. 1.00

01:12:02.120 Bitch, you can get something on my face. 1.00

01:12:04.920 I'm going to open up this door because I'm not playing. 1.00

01:12:06.900 All I fucking know is y'all going to open it. 0.97

01:12:09.240 I'm not playing. 0.99

01:12:10.260 You know how to count.

01:12:11.320 You have hands.

01:12:12.020 Open the door. 1.00

01:12:12.780 Open up this door before we break this bitch. 1.00

01:12:15.080 Break it. 1.00

01:12:15.600 Go ahead. 1.00

01:12:16.020 I'm going to break some up in this bitch. 1.00

01:12:17.320 I'm going to. 1.00

01:12:18.500 You guys must be done.

01:12:20.240 I would like that fire too, y'all.

01:12:22.400 You're not going to open it.

01:12:24.200 You can't like that, but you can't open the door.

01:12:26.160 You're not playing.

01:12:27.520 Open the door.

01:12:28.300 This is how they mama act. 1.00

01:12:30.440 They're in the mama outfit, and the kid sounds like a woman. 0.99

01:12:34.780 Sounds very gay. 0.92

01:12:36.200 Very feminine. 0.97

01:12:37.260 You got 10 seconds.

01:12:38.020 Open the door.

01:12:38.540 10, 9, 8.

01:12:40.320 And then they're dressed like their mom too.

01:12:42.340 They're wearing bathrobes and pajamas and slides.

01:12:45.060 Which is the ghetto mom uniform. 0.97

01:12:46.580 Yeah.

01:12:46.920 And usually something on their hair.

01:12:49.300 Yeah.

01:12:49.720 That's very much many versions of they mama.

01:12:53.780 And someone said they mama is probably parked in the handicapped spot out front with no license plate waiting to pick them up. 0.99

01:12:58.720 Nissan Altima.

01:12:59.920 Yeah.

01:13:00.520 Yeah.

01:13:00.740 And, I mean, that's very rarely, like, I know we talk about being raised by a single mother being, like, really bad for a kid and having disciplinary problems and an indicator of, you know, future criminality, right?

01:13:13.140 Or it's a large predictor of future criminality.

01:13:16.040 But I very rarely see someone act exactly like the mom.

01:13:19.540 Yeah.

01:13:19.840 So, that was a huge eye-opener for me.

01:13:23.400 And imagine the teachers that have to deal with these kids in school. 0.97

01:13:26.920 A sassy – you're arguing with a kid with, like, male hormones just starting out, but he's got the identity of a sassy black woman. 0.94

01:13:35.060 And he's in – 0.96

01:13:35.640 It's kind of the worst of – the tale of two worst cities.

01:13:38.120 Yeah.

01:13:38.580 And he's in seventh grade and he doesn't – he never passed a grade before that, so he doesn't know anything.

01:13:44.040 He can't even learn and he's got an attitude and he's violent.

01:13:47.540 Yeah.

01:13:48.240 Popcorn, Jamal, your turn to read.

01:13:50.300 And then he gets mad and starts counting down from ten.

01:13:52.900 And then the teacher goes, all right, no more popcorn, no more reading for the class.

01:13:55.920 I'll just put it on a tape and press the button.

01:13:57.960 Yeah.

01:13:58.500 There's also, like, a – obviously, that's the main takeaway.

01:14:02.220 Like, these kids are acting like women, weird ghetto women. 0.99

01:14:06.220 And – but they also have the same thing that a lot of the black shoplifters do or shoplifters in general, I should say, where they start negotiating. 0.97

01:14:16.240 You're stealing. 0.57

01:14:17.280 They lock the door, which is clearly their response to your stealing.

01:14:20.240 And they go, you better open this.

01:14:21.740 Like, I'm going to call my mama.

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01:15:55.480 It's over.

01:15:56.500 They got you.

01:15:57.460 You have to put it down to be let out.

01:15:59.460 But they start negotiating.

01:16:00.740 They think they can.

01:16:02.280 Like you're caught stealing, and you'd think it would be like, they got me.

01:16:05.980 They start begging.

01:16:07.580 It's like one of the five stages of grief.

01:16:10.680 They denial, and they get to bargaining.

01:16:13.100 And they caught you, and it's like, oh, what was your tactic?

01:16:17.020 Did you do like a bodysuit where you stuff stuff in or winter coat?

01:16:20.920 Nah, I just got a bag and loaded it up and then started walking towards the door.

01:16:24.900 Like you didn't even plan it that good. 0.95

01:16:26.340 Three young black kids. 0.73

01:16:27.440 We were just going to walk out.

01:16:28.480 And then this video of them went viral, and then they had a rebuttal, I believe, with a sister, their big sister.

01:16:34.980 And here's what they said. 1.00

01:16:37.300 Okay, so y'all, let me address this motherfucker. 0.99

01:16:40.380 Let me sit up. 0.99

01:16:41.580 What child, y'all, sit up right.

01:16:43.820 So these people in the comments, what child got to say to them?

01:16:47.080 Okay, so please, can people stop saying they mama poor, they can't afford food, our mama can't afford food. 0.99

01:16:55.880 And second of all, we fully dressed.

01:16:58.100 We got clothes. 0.96

01:16:59.680 Second of all, y'all dicking. 1.00

01:17:02.340 Get off dick. 1.00

01:17:03.680 Y'all niggas put my sister. 1.00

01:17:04.920 This is not my mama, this is my sister. 1.00

01:17:06.160 She make more money than you. 1.00

01:17:07.120 She got her own house. 1.00

01:17:08.180 She pay her own bills. 1.00

01:17:09.060 She got more shit than you. 1.00

01:17:10.300 You broke, you ain't getting no more shit. 1.00

01:17:11.740 And that was not food inside the bed, that was snacks and toys. 1.00

01:17:14.840 And if it was, yeah, that's what child, y'all, like, the fuck. 1.00

01:17:17.660 Matter of fact, everybody steal. 1.00

01:17:19.500 Matter of fact, y'all got food.

01:17:20.820 Everybody that knows, y'all got food.

01:17:23.000 Y'all grown people.

01:17:24.640 So the takeaway is everybody steal.

01:17:28.080 And my sister, the woman with the red hair, she's better than you because she has her own house and pays her own bills. 1.00

01:17:35.520 That always seems to be a big bragging point.

01:17:39.320 Someone pays their own bills.

01:17:41.420 What is that?

01:17:41.840 Isn't that what everyone does?

01:17:43.040 Have you ever had someone pay your bills?

01:17:44.400 I've never had someone pay my bills.

01:17:45.760 Have I?

01:17:46.460 No.

01:17:47.540 She pays her own bills. 0.99

01:17:49.040 But that's like in your face.

01:17:50.760 And in the ghetto, that probably is. 0.54

01:17:52.640 That probably is a own.

01:17:54.360 That's a flash.

01:17:54.820 You on Section 8 in EVT.

01:17:56.340 My sister pay her own bills. 1.00

01:17:57.740 That's like, oh, shit. 1.00

01:17:58.900 My sister lives in a house. 1.00

01:18:00.180 Yeah.

01:18:00.880 Okay.

01:18:01.640 But, man, very semi-literate.

01:18:04.080 They defend.

01:18:05.320 They double down.

01:18:06.280 It wasn't food.

01:18:06.980 It was snacks and toys they were stealing.

01:18:09.260 That's the funny part.

01:18:10.780 There's a comedian who has this big joke about how there was a period of time in his life where he was like 12 or 13 and he was still playing with wrestling toys, but he was also smoking cigarettes.

01:18:25.540 And so it's like this funny thing where he'd be like smoking a cigarette on the side of his house and then playing with wrestling toys.

01:18:30.700 And, like, those are funny.

01:18:31.720 It's a funny joke, right, from a normal guy comedian.

01:18:34.700 But then this is kind of the darker side of it, the stealing, and then you're stealing toys, like the little kid.

01:18:40.640 I committed a felony to get a super cigarette.

01:18:42.340 Action figures.

01:18:43.460 Yeah.

01:18:43.880 So pretty dark.

01:18:46.200 Do you want to read this from the sister?

01:18:47.500 Yeah.

01:18:47.540 The sister put some stuff online, I guess, to defend them.

01:18:51.200 I couldn't read it or understand it.

01:18:53.020 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:53.780 Because the one thing about this sister, I ain't going to explain shit to y'all. 0.98

01:18:58.320 Why? 1.00

01:18:58.980 Because I don't give a fuck about what the fuck y'all saying. 1.00

01:19:02.540 Y'all better go text one of our other sisters that's going to keep it cool because I'm going to take shit to hell and back. 1.00

01:19:09.000 And that's on y'all dead-ass people. 1.00

01:19:12.380 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:12.680 These people, I think she only knows a few words.

01:19:15.500 This is like a hidden illiteracy.

01:19:19.040 Yeah.

01:19:19.400 She doesn't know how to spell. 0.99

01:19:20.440 It's all phonetic.

01:19:21.680 I own.

01:19:22.560 Like, I own.

01:19:24.020 I-O-N is I don't.

01:19:26.660 I own.

01:19:27.500 So it's all, like, kind of spelling it out.

01:19:29.400 I'm not even going to read the next one.

01:19:30.420 At least they have, they know which letters go with what sound.

01:19:33.540 I know.

01:19:34.180 I know.

01:19:34.520 That's not nothing.

01:19:35.420 It's a start.

01:19:36.200 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:19:37.680 Are you sure?

01:19:38.260 Yeah.

01:19:38.480 You want to do this one?

01:19:39.140 Don't get too down and too depressed.

01:19:40.680 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:19:42.280 Okay.

01:19:43.020 All right.

01:19:43.380 Our first clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:19:45.420 There was a black podcast and they're talking about white boys and how they're becoming better

01:19:49.660 fighters and they're worried about it.

01:19:51.700 Yeah.

01:19:52.160 And I thought, I sent this to you and I thought this was just kind of a funny, like, racial, 0.92

01:19:57.260 like, they're obviously racially aware.

01:19:59.420 And I thought it was a funny angle.

01:20:00.620 I kind of liked these guys.

01:20:02.480 There was an era in America where we had fully convinced people that, like, every black dude 0.96

01:20:07.140 could fight better than them.

01:20:08.340 The fallout of that has been difficult.

01:20:09.860 They don't believe that at all anymore.

01:20:11.720 And it's been tough to watch.

01:20:13.740 Absolutely.

01:20:14.300 White people don't even think that anymore.

01:20:15.500 Yeah.

01:20:15.800 No.

01:20:16.280 That's tough. 0.99

01:20:16.840 That MMA shit ushered in a new era. 0.99

01:20:19.180 Oh, for real though. 0.99

01:20:20.120 Where they were like, nah, you don't scare me at all.

01:20:23.040 Conor McGregor got them all, guys.

01:20:24.940 Honestly, if it was a black government, I'd say they should have took out McGregor like they 1.00

01:20:28.940 took out Dr. King. 0.88

01:20:29.800 No, that's real.

01:20:30.380 You need to nip that in the bud.

01:20:31.660 That's real. 0.98

01:20:32.520 We got, we cannot have these white boys out here thinking they can fight. 1.00

01:20:35.460 Bro. 0.98

01:20:35.940 That's the problem.

01:20:37.100 He's inspiring the wrong generation.

01:20:39.540 They already got a loneliness epidemic.

01:20:41.380 You stack fighting on top of that. 0.98

01:20:43.020 I was kind of hoping, like, the super, super racist people were, like, old, fat, and can't 0.98

01:20:47.080 really move drunk. 0.99

01:20:47.860 Yeah.

01:20:48.760 But you get a bunch of, like, Conor McGregor.

01:20:50.940 No, it's like 2.0.

01:20:52.340 Marching?

01:20:53.100 Bro. 1.00

01:20:53.380 Shit. 1.00

01:20:54.200 Shit. 1.00

01:20:54.440 They like it now. 1.00

01:20:55.900 That's funny.

01:20:56.900 Yeah.

01:20:57.280 I think they had a good sense of humor.

01:20:58.620 They had some fun with it.

01:20:59.540 They had the Photoshop in there.

01:21:00.780 I like those guys.

01:21:01.660 That's the My Mama Told Me podcast.

01:21:03.840 There you go.

01:21:04.460 They probably don't like us, but I laughed.

01:21:06.840 But we can fight.

01:21:07.660 I laughed.

01:21:08.320 Yeah.

01:21:08.660 And we are some of those types.

01:21:10.200 Yeah.

01:21:11.020 You can bench 225 as many times as I want.

01:21:13.240 Yeah.

01:21:13.780 All right.

01:21:14.380 Next, we have a gator getting grabbed out of the pool.

01:21:18.120 I'm not going to manage anything.

01:21:23.840 I got you.

01:21:28.740 You're fine.

01:21:29.800 It's a police body cam.

01:21:31.160 Yeah.

01:21:32.160 This is what cops deal with, you know?

01:21:34.020 I was going to say.

01:21:35.300 There you go.

01:21:36.500 Wow.

01:21:38.220 Obviously, you grew up here.

01:21:40.140 Yeah.

01:21:40.980 Yeah.

01:21:41.760 Well, I'll load them up in the back of my car.

01:21:43.480 Okay.

01:21:43.740 And I'll take them to a pond that doesn't have any residential.

01:21:46.900 Thank you very much.

01:21:48.180 There you go.

01:21:48.960 More and more on at its point.

01:21:51.140 Awesome.

01:21:52.460 Do you tip him for that?

01:21:53.680 I was going to say, this is totally not in his purview.

01:21:56.360 If you're a cop, you go, all right, I'll call animal control.

01:21:59.680 Defund the police, though.

01:22:01.040 Yeah.

01:22:01.620 This guy went above and beyond the call of duty, I think.

01:22:04.320 Yeah.

01:22:04.740 And the key takeaway is you can just grab them.

01:22:07.180 Yeah.

01:22:07.460 These little gators, you just grab them by the back of their neck. 1.00

01:22:10.440 Yeah.

01:22:10.620 And they'll try to get you, but they can't.

01:22:12.000 You got to hold on tight.

01:22:13.820 And once you show them that you're not letting go, you got them.

01:22:16.900 Yeah.

01:22:17.060 So if you guys want to grab gators and then do a show shout out, we'll put it on.

01:22:21.020 That's a good idea.

01:22:22.400 Encourage the show watchers to riskily grab gators for the first time in their life, as long as you shout out the podcast.

01:22:27.720 Because I told them it was easy.

01:22:29.520 Yeah.

01:22:29.720 No risk.

01:22:30.980 Smart.

01:22:31.220 Smart.

01:22:31.240 Is he going to bite you?

01:22:32.000 You ever heard of getting bit by a gator?

01:22:33.540 I haven't.

01:22:34.520 No.

01:22:34.980 Was he a death roll?

01:22:35.780 You ever heard of gators death rolling people?

01:22:37.860 Sounds made up.

01:22:39.000 All right.

01:22:39.480 Next.

01:22:39.760 This was just funny.

01:22:40.500 This guy picks up roadkill.

01:22:41.660 I don't know why I liked that.

01:23:03.600 All right.

01:23:04.580 Yeah.

01:23:04.920 You know, some things are personal to you.

01:23:06.420 I was going to say that was an Orphid person who just had to try steak with a one sauce.

01:23:11.860 Yeah.

01:23:12.440 But good one.

01:23:13.680 Thank you.

01:23:14.120 All right.

01:23:14.420 Next.

01:23:14.720 This is a good energy baseball player.

01:23:21.800 Sunglasses.

01:23:22.960 Swag.

01:23:24.360 The gloves.

01:23:27.700 Yep.

01:23:28.400 The helmet without the face mask.

01:23:31.840 It's important.

01:23:33.320 Down syndrome.

01:23:34.120 Down syndrome.

01:23:34.880 That's fun.

01:23:35.680 Does the thing.

01:23:36.620 Let's go.

01:23:37.280 I like this guy.

01:23:39.000 And here comes his at bat.

01:23:40.700 One for one.

01:23:42.640 Throws the bat down.

01:23:44.720 Home run.

01:23:46.020 Let's go, buddy.

01:23:50.100 That's what I like.

01:23:55.500 Isn't that fun?

01:23:56.680 Yeah.

01:23:57.280 And he says, that's the ball game.

01:23:58.880 That was a game winning home run.

01:23:59.860 That was a walk off.

01:24:00.960 Yeah.

01:24:01.380 Walk off homer.

01:24:02.560 Good for him.

01:24:03.080 All right.

01:24:03.340 Next.

01:24:03.700 This guy's buying fishing lures.

01:24:05.180 Down syndrome people.

01:24:06.260 Like he did the bat thing. 0.99

01:24:07.740 Boom.

01:24:08.120 And does it.

01:24:08.720 And like, obviously, down syndrome people are kind of like, they like the WWE.

01:24:12.420 They like kind of being show buddy.

01:24:14.160 You think someone, you know, like when someone gets cocky or showboats, when I was a kid 1.00

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01:25:53.840 Kind of doesn't like him.

01:25:55.100 Have some class.

01:25:56.020 Yeah, exactly.

01:25:57.420 Or do you think they all just take their turn and do their thing?

01:25:59.900 I think they take their turn and do their thing.

01:26:01.580 It'd be funny if there were, I bet there are rivals.

01:26:04.300 Oh, I hate him. 1.00

01:26:05.320 Talking about sportsmanship and shit. 1.00

01:26:06.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:07.360 He's too showboaty.

01:26:08.620 I bet there is.

01:26:09.340 I bet there's some beef.

01:26:10.200 I'll look into that.

01:26:11.040 Okay.

01:26:11.240 Next, this guy's buying fishing lures at Bass Pro Shop, and he tries them out.

01:26:15.780 Oh, baby.

01:26:27.620 Oh.

01:26:32.140 I'm going to take you here.

01:26:34.660 That's pretty good.

01:26:36.380 He knows that one works.

01:26:38.180 All right.

01:26:38.600 The Pure Americana Clip of the Week is actually just a picture this week.

01:26:41.760 And it's this plastic chair next to the river.

01:26:45.480 Chair down by the river with a little opening.

01:26:48.020 You go there and smoke cigarettes.

01:26:49.820 Cast a lure.

01:26:50.920 Yeah.

01:26:51.420 Yeah.

01:26:51.640 That's Americana.

01:26:52.600 All right.

01:26:52.880 Bugs biting me today.

01:26:54.200 You still just sit there.

01:26:55.240 I get that.

01:26:56.200 All right.

01:26:56.380 Well, that's the end of the show, but we do have some shout outs.

01:26:58.180 Nothing crazy, but shout outs for us.

01:27:01.040 Okay.

01:27:01.440 Not shout outs going out.

01:27:02.920 We do have both.

01:27:03.620 We kind of stopped.

01:27:05.140 Yeah.

01:27:05.540 After vacation, I hoped everyone would forget.

01:27:08.100 Me too.

01:27:09.000 It's too much.

01:27:10.320 I get it.

01:27:10.880 And you do a little to be nice.

01:27:12.400 Then you add a couple more to be nice.

01:27:14.080 And then my whole, my email is just like, please monkey say this.

01:27:18.920 Yeah.

01:27:19.700 And I'm trying my best.

01:27:21.080 Dance for me, piggy.

01:27:22.200 They say piggy, not monkey.

01:27:23.540 It's true.

01:27:25.240 So this is a guy.

01:27:28.480 Is it named Peter?

01:27:29.360 Yeah.

01:27:29.700 So Peter's first 30th birthday, he went skydiving.

01:27:32.900 Here he is skydiving, which is very cool.

01:27:36.800 So here he is.

01:27:38.280 Okay.

01:27:38.840 And this is him landing.

01:27:39.920 This is Peter's 30th birthday.

01:27:41.520 He's a show watcher.

01:27:43.120 And listen to what he says once he gets settled on the earth.

01:27:47.940 When he's back to reality.

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01:27:58.140 Thank you, Peter.

01:27:59.040 Happy birthday.

01:28:00.500 Isn't that cool?

01:28:01.200 That is cool.

01:28:01.620 Jumped out of an airplane and shouted us out.

01:28:03.300 Good for you.

01:28:03.740 That's high production stuff.

01:28:04.740 You know, it's funny.

01:28:06.200 We could be friends with that guy.

01:28:07.620 You know what I mean?

01:28:08.340 Yeah.

01:28:08.760 Sometimes I think like older people, whatever.

01:28:11.300 It's a guy turned 30.

01:28:12.940 He looks like someone I chill with.

01:28:14.720 That's what I'm saying.

01:28:15.420 Like sometimes people you chill with, people you hang out with, they watch you.

01:28:19.420 That's cool.

01:28:20.000 It's interesting.

01:28:21.200 Next.

01:28:22.020 Happy birthday, Peter.

01:28:23.440 Thank you for sending that in.

01:28:24.480 Thank you for doing that.

01:28:25.800 We love you.

01:28:27.140 Next, we have Archie the baby.

01:28:29.320 Happy birthday to Archie the baby.

01:28:31.080 He was born during our vacation.

01:28:33.880 So it's a real birthday.

01:28:36.040 Happy birthday, Archie.

01:28:36.700 And here he is watching the show.

01:28:38.560 So congrats to the Smith family and hello to Archie.

01:28:41.120 Welcome to the world.

01:28:41.860 There's a lot of migrants here, buddy.

01:28:43.320 Thank you, buddy.

01:28:44.340 Watch out for Indians. 1.00

01:28:45.680 And then we have a little happy birthday to the Butler family.

01:28:49.460 We got Boone who turned eight on July 17th.

01:28:52.400 Rowan who turned six on August 8th in a couple days.

01:28:55.420 And Sage turns three tomorrow on August 6th.

01:28:59.640 Happy birthday.

01:29:00.520 Happy birthday, you guys.

01:29:01.680 To everyone.

01:29:02.360 Yeah.

01:29:02.740 Here's their family in the background.

01:29:04.180 That's a good way to do it.

01:29:05.340 Yeah.

01:29:05.700 You just have a birthday summer.

01:29:07.360 Every summer is a birthday season.

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01:29:13.260 Separate.

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