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On today's show: Trudeau is out and Trump is in. Then the band Soundgarden replaced their dead lead singer with a hired hire who did something unthinkable at a concert. Then in Urban Decay, New York City s subway crimes are on the rise as the elites force people to use public transport with congestion pricing tolls. And last but not least, we have some Christmas meltdowns over PS5s. All this and more on today's episode of Flack of Socks.
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Welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 227.
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Today on the show, Trudeau is out and Trump is in.
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Then the band Soundgarden replaced their dead lead singer with a DEI hire who did something unthinkable at a concert.
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Then in Urban Decay, New York City's subway crimes are on the rise as the elites force people to use public transport with congestion pricing tolls.
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And last but not least, we have some Christmas meltdowns over PS5s.
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It's Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 227, ranked the best new podcast.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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Always a concern after the breaks is I always think we're going to get the yips and not be able to do a show, but it seems to be going pretty normal so far.
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So I don't think the yips are coming at this point.
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Some stuff we're going to get to in bonus land, but a lot, a lot of stuff to get to.
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And then someone made this withdrawal AI picture.
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Seeing ghosts of Richard Ratboy and Fleckus while I tweak on the street from podcast withdrawals.
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This is like he showed them some reference pictures.
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But I can recognize that the AI tried its best.
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I always thought that every single thing between now and January 20th was going to be like a roadblock
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And they're all on one candidate, Hakeem Jeffries or whoever it was.
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And we have like three Republicans kind of holding back.
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And it's like, guys, we're kind of too close to be fucking around on this.
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But we have this kind of like two-year guarantee.
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And I agree with you completely where like the stall, delay, delay a confirmation of someone is like in the tool chest for Democrats for sure.
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So we really do – Republicans really do need to be working together to actually get it done.
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And the Democrats are optimistic because according to some polls, Kamala Harris leads J.D. Vance 47% to 46% in hypothetical 2028 presidential poll.
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And J.D. Vance is going to have four years of like cool events, looking sick, talking to the media right in front of a plane.
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It's almost like a movie budget being vice president.
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But the Democrats and the bad guys are going to be cooking some stuff up for when Trump gets into office.
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Now they're talking about a quademic, which I believe is four pandemics in one.
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What some people are terming the quademic of infectious diseases hitting hard this season.
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And joining us now is Dr. Stephanie Widmer with more on how to stay healthy.
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So I guess let's talk about these viral syndromes.
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And I want to jump right into some of the numbers here as we get into it, because the flu, COVID, RSV, norovirus making the rounds this winter.
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RSV cases higher than they were this time of year last year.
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35 states reporting high or very high levels of respiratory illness.
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And the CDC estimates that there have been at least 5.3 million illnesses, 63,000 hospitalizations, and 2,700 deaths from the flu so far this season.
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We did just have our first bird flu death in Louisiana.
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And, you know, Louisiana, who knows what's going on down there?
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They eat all kinds of bugs, water bugs, armadillo.
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We've been down there, and it was probably some guy living on a fan boat, eating a raw bird.
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So obviously they're cooking something up, and who knows what they're going to release upon us.
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As we know, Justin Trudeau resigned after being in power for like 10 years.
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He was in office for 12 years, prime minister for, I think, nine.
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Oversaw some of the worst decline in Canada that I've ever seen.
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And then he was giving his resignation speech, here it is behind us, and right as he was walking out, all his papers flew off the podium.
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And it's interesting because Biden, or Trudeau, he kind of got forced out.
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Like their party forced him out, and they saw the writing on the wall, how unpopular he was.
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They have an election coming up, and he got Joe Biden-ed with full cognitive abilities.
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Which is like, you have to be the worst politician of all time.
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Like Joe Biden was clearly a frail old man who couldn't even speak at a debate, and then they were like, we reluctantly are doing this.
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I mean, the media, whatever, the Canadian broadcasting company, they'll prop up whoever replaces them, and then that'll give a pole bump, kind of like we saw with the media rallying around Kamala.
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Like you dump, you cut and dump your unpopular guy and say, things will be different, we swear.
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And then you cut and dump your unpopular guy after they do the most unnatural, horrible things, flood your country with all these third worlders for years and years, and then you cut him and go, oh yeah, he got kind of off the rails.
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Now he's off in the sunset, and then they bring in their next guy who's probably going to do some stuff similar.
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Yeah, as if the machine and apparatus who elected him and wrote all the legislation isn't the exact same.
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And then before Joe Biden leaves office, he's doing some more rounds of, I don't know, last minute things.
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So some stylists, some TV people, you know, kind of a mixed like celebrities and then Democrat
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Yeah, I think he was just looking for an excuse to kiss Hillary Clinton.
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I think he's been angling for that Hillary kiss for years, and he hasn't gotten it yet.
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And then he also gave an award, Medal of Freedom, to George Soros.
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So the good news is George Soros is too old to travel and do stuff.
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The bad news is Alex Soros is probably going to take the reins and take over.
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And the worst news is Alex Soros is, I think, married now to Hume Abedin.
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If it's anywhere close to his dad's, he'll be around for the next fucking 75 years.
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George Soros, self-made guy, did it on his own, did evil shit.
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Open Society Foundation, all those shitty Western things that are antagonistic to values that we hold.
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Over the break, like we said, we missed the H-1B visa debate.
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Vivek and Elon kind of shot themselves in the foot with that one.
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And everyone's looking forward to them doing Doge and cracking down on inefficiencies in the government.
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And then they start talking about how H-1B visas are so important.
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Like H-1B visas, the idea on paper makes sense.
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Oh, we'll take the very, very top from all these random countries and they'll help us in tech because they're great coders or whatever.
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But then you look into it, what actually happened.
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They're giving away normal jobs, entry-level jobs to everyone.
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Here's the origin country of H-1B visa recipients.
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And, you know, for right-wingers who have been paying attention to Canada, speaking of Justin Trudeau resigning, we watched Canada get flooded with more refugee claims.
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They don't have H-1B, but they have similar things.
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And we've talked about it on the show, lying on resumes, forging documents, like doing anything they can to get into the country of Canada.
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And, I mean, I just think that's a similar thing that happens with H-1B in America.
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Like, if there's a system, you give them like this little window to get in, then they game it.
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And then they bring in a spouse who starts a new company or an LLC.
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And then, you know, they hire more of their own.
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And it's just kind of like, in terms of taking temperature of the room, it's not really the time to be kind of being like, oh, we need new people.
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We need new blood in America because, obviously, we've seen over the last 10 years the Great Replacement Theory has graduated to the Great Replacement, and it ends there, right?
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So, I mean, it's not exactly a time for the MAGA base.
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And then Vivek had that long tweet where he was talking about the work ethic and America's culture.
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And it's like, you could maybe agree with some of the things he said, but then never would the solution ever be to import hard workers from India.
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It's like, oh, yeah, here are the things we could do to fix American culture.
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And it's like, wait, this guy just wants to bring in Indians to do that?
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But that's not really what we're up to here, especially after years and years of visa, asylum, and even student visa abuse in America.
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And the big thing with the H-1B debate was the people can't jump around.
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If they get fired from that company, they lose their visa.
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And they get paid less than they would pay an American.
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So you kind of have like this indentured servitude situation, which is not the best.
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And then Elon and everybody's like, oh, well, we don't have anybody.
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It's like, OK, that's the shittiest attitude you could possibly have and insulting to the people who like thought you were going to help.
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And it was like the first major misstep for those two guys.
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And, you know, you realize Elon's a San Francisco tech guy.
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Except I saw Elon tweeted demographics are destiny once.
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And then you're on this side of the H1B debate.
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But hopefully we straighten him out and he does the government efficiency thing and doesn't weigh too much into H1B stuff.
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And Stephen Miller cooks on that and cancels it.
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And we've said this from the beginning with this weird administration like RFK is not going to touch guns.
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Everyone needs to be siloed off in their specific henchman roles.
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And then when it comes to, like we said, the masses that are coming in, it's not the best tech workers.
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And then when you look at what people in India are up to, you see some interesting stuff.
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For example, this woman, I'll just let it play.
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I keep hearing antibacterial properties or something like that, and it's cow shit.
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I'm sure you can find something on Amazon that does something similar.
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I'm sure there's other safer antibacterial things.
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People were worshiping a parking barrier because they thought it was something else.
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Originally, it was sat down as a traffic barricade.
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A world-renowned shrine in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park.
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Hindus come from around the world to worship before it.
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It was once a granite traffic barricade at San Francisco's Golden Gate Park.
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How does it make the switch from traffic barricade to all of a sudden?
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I think they see it, and they go, wow, this rock is so smooth.
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But it's just like, nah, that was just put there to prevent people from driving into the park.
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And then we actually have a graph here about the amount of people eligible to be deported.
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Right behind us, 1.7 million in Texas, about a million in Florida, 600K in New York, 2 million in California.
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And then you see all these numbers, and you realize, obviously, there's millions and millions.
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I think there's probably 50 million people here illegally.
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And then I found this article that was really interesting that says that the UN states' replacement migration is an act of genocide.
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Many of the studies demonstrate that long-lasting, below-replacement fertility and immigration streams offsetting the negative natural growth of the national population would eventually lead to a significant increase in foreign population and, therefore, a marked change in the composition of a host country.
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And then they accidentally wrote this probably in some old paper, like when they were talking about Senegal or something.
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And I've been hearing a lot of rhetoric recently about the Trump admin guys and home men.
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Obviously, they're starting with the deportations of all the criminal illegals, and those are the ones who are going back first.
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And I really – you guys are, like, talking about criminals too much.
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You need to reverse everything that happened in the Biden admin.
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And I really hope they're not losing sight of that.
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That leaves it to, like – so you're just kind of conceding that many millions of people who we didn't pick or recruit or want are somehow allowed to be Americans now because they snuck in during a Democrat presidency.
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And then when we get to the dreamers, we'll figure out who comes and goes.
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If you want a dreamer to stay, you better concede something crazy.
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And then Tom Homan, the new border czar coming in, he had good news.
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He said that the companies that purchased the border wall parts for pennies on the dollar that Biden sold are going to return them to the Trump administration.
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And when we covered that story, that's what we wanted.
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So I'm happy that a company down there in Texas or where – it might have been Arizona as well.
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And now we have another migrant here who's working and adding to the economy.
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Oh, he's adding to the economy, but he's taking away birds.
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And then he'll head back to his halal food cart.
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Maybe – hopefully he – I mean, hopefully there's a sink in some antibacterial soap in that little halal cart.
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Like we're – we've obviously talked about Uber Eats drivers and we actually have a section in Urban Decay.
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But like street meat and these street vendors, we used to call it street meat.
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Obviously, I think it's still called that in New York.
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You as an American used to have such a good dynamic and relationship with your street meat guy.
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I get double lamb, extra white, extra hot, over rice, no peppers.
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And they go – and they have the bottles of sauce and they go back and forth.
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And, you know, so I guess you're supposed to just say as an American, ignore that and just go back to getting stabbed on the subway.
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Yeah, and it's crazy too because, like, this guy's doing this in New York.
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So you think you're going to just snatch a bird, snap its neck, put it in a bag, and walk into your food cart?
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I hope someone's investigating this because this is crazy.
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But we're also not calling for a halt on street meat consumption.
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I mean, maybe more no-knock raids on what's in the kitchen at the street meat place.
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Yeah, that's why you've got to know your street meat guy.
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All right, and while all this is going on and while there's millions of illegals here getting a ton of stuff, a ton of resources, a ton of money, free food, housing, et cetera, people in North Carolina are still living in tents.
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And then the property taxes for the year are still due in North Carolina.
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And they're saying you have to pay them even though a lot of people's houses are completely wiped away.
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And that's why we're not – that's why we're still going to talk about Dreamer kids.
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You're charging people with ruined houses, property taxes.
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Yeah, we're going to have to have a conversation.
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And then also just a quick reminder before we move on.
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The deporting of all these illegals, like the millions of people, that's going to be a huge – that's going to be a huge process.
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And then also we have a lot of these new terrorist attacks popping up.
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I think they're going to use those two things as an excuse to fast-track facial recognition technology in all the cities.
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We need to see who's illegal or who could be a terrorist.
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And I think both parties would kind of cheer that in because of the terrorism or because of all the illegals that need to go away.
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We don't want facial recognition because then it's like the same as COVID.
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You use an issue, you use a major problem to justify removing people's rights.
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Speaking of member of Congress who maturity levels are high.
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Missing Congresswoman Kay Granger, Republican from Texas, who hasn't been seen for six months.
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And we're not saying, oh, stay in and vote one more time.
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Well, I would say, let's stay in and vote the party line.
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And so if their geriatrics aren't stepping down, I think ours should stay in.
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And we should have some 25-year-old savvy intern who knows how to vote.
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Well, dude, I mean, that's what they did with Dianne Feinstein.
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When something like this happens, Democrats are like, oh, my God, look at what you did.
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And we're like, yeah, let's have a conversation about like age cutoffs right now.
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And, you know, the American people deserve that, to be honest.
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Next, there was a picture of the White House interns or the White House administration,
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They stole one of our, well, what I thought was one of our guys.
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That little kid from the commercial where you give money to kids who have issues.
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And so this is like finding out one of your favorite characters is like on a baseball
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You know, they hid a White House twink from us.
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Interns are kind of a gray area because it's like they're 20.
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We're getting into our final page of housekeeping already.
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Make sure you guys have an opportunity to juice the algo, tickle the post, like, comment,
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So over the break while we were gone, the Vegas bombing happened.
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We're going to dig more on that because there's so many theories and so many like pieces
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of information that you don't know if are real or not.
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So we're going to cook on that a little bit longer before we give you the full schizo
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But some people are saying that he was whistleblowing a drone assassination attempt.
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He was trying to bring attention by doing the Cybertruck fireworks in front of Trump Tower.
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I think a lot of the shit that he said in that email has been proven as not credible,
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though, by like people who were in the special forces or whatever with them.
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But you don't know who to, no one knows who to believe, you know?
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But they're talking about the drones and it's China and America and anti-gravity stuff.
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And he sees it all and goes, I don't want to do aliens today.
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And it's like, we're in, there's aliens everywhere.
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There might be a little aliens snuck in later, if you know what I mean.
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Apparently, and I can't confirm this, but I saw this on Twitter and I think it got community
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I think I saw the community note that said the barricades were supposed to be up, but they
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weren't because the work order didn't get finished in time for New Year's Eve.
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There was like repair on the barriers that are in the ground and the work didn't get
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And as people who used to live in New Orleans and you know what the New Orleans city workers
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are like, it makes total sense that that job just didn't get finished.
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So that's pretty much what happened there, potentially.
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And then they also have the police chief who we covered.
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We did an urban decay thing where the police chief is like some old grandma and Kirkpatrick
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who was the bit we did was she was on, she used to be a police chief in Oakland and Spokane,
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Washington, both liberal hell holes that are in decline.
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Like an old lady being like, oh, well, no, we didn't make a mistake.
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This guy also apparently predicted Trump's assassination attempt to the point where he
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I saw them trying to get as close as they could to Trump towers.
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And they had a plan to to to take out Trump towers all throughout America.
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The Lord spoke to me and he said to me, this is bigger than terrorists.
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I saw it was in retaliation for a Psalm Soleimani.
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If he predicted one before, I'm always going to take someone who's one for one.
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And then with the terrorism stuff, you know how that works.
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It's like it's kind of it's it's more deep state than the terrorists, in my opinion.
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It's more deep state than it is some guys in the desert, some caves like plotting something up.
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And it's more Internet than like, oh, we're a terror cell.
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It's like a guy who's radicalized on the Internet living in Texas.
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And multiple people reported him up to higher ups.
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And nobody, everyone's like, oh, gee, I don't know, what should we do?
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Speaking of terrorism, Claire Danes, who is the star of Homeland, the show about the terrorism, right?
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She was speaking to Colbert about how the CIA gets involved with the media.
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So now one of the things that you do, do you do this every season where you go get to spend some time with some actual spies?
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Yeah, so we park ourselves in a club in Georgetown and talk to like real spooks and, you know, people in the intelligence community and the State Department and journalists and people who really...
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What do they tell you that like, what's the most surprising thing that they've told you about their jobs or something you would need to know from there?
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But this year it was all about, you know, the distrust between the administration and the intelligence world.
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And the intelligence community was suddenly kind of allying itself with journalists, which usually they're not such good friends.
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How long ago did you start shooting this season?
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So she says that the CIA is allying themselves with journalists and the media.
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Which is pretty interesting because, you know, that's what happened.
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That's not like the aliens are coming and doing something.
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That's just like real documents that were found somewhere.
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I just don't think we should bring it up every week and have a page in housekeeping dedicated to it.
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Well, that was pretty interesting how fast Colbert shut that down.
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As soon as he said, oh, they're meeting with the media and journalists.
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And then Putin, he did an interview recently where he was kind of talking about how the New World Order is coming to an end.
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They're used to filling their bellies with human flesh and their pockets with money for centuries.
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But they must realize that the vampire ball is ending.
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He's doing his own thing for his own people and he's got his own incentives, right?
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The bad guys are having a vampire ball and stealing all our money and eating our flesh.
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So when the vampire ball comes to an end, obviously there's going to be some chaos and probably ugliness that goes along with that.
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This woman was talking about the science of fear.
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And I thought this connected so much to what we saw with COVID and just the media in general.
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This is a very gross study, but that's one of my favorites.
00:32:51.120
They sold them up into two different groups and they made the first group wear a sweatsuit where they catch your sweat and run on the treadmill.
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The second group, they wore sweatsuits and they took them skydiving for the first time.
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They took these sweat samples and they had unsuspecting participants go into fMRI machines and scan their brains.
00:33:13.240
And they gave them both sweat samples to smell.
00:33:16.480
Poor, these poor people didn't know what they were smelling.
00:33:20.320
Everyone who smelled the skydiving sweat had an activation in their own amygdala, their own fear response triggered.
00:33:27.280
In other words, when they smelled fear sweat, they didn't know why they began to feel afraid.
00:33:32.520
Everyone who smelled the treadmill sweat had no change at all.
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So this means that, yes, we can talk about facial expressions and body language and vocal cues and words,
00:33:40.440
but there's also something chemically happening with the people around us that we can literally smell fear and we catch it.
00:33:49.300
Fear is subconscious and it's very chemical and it's contagious, basically.
00:33:53.860
So if people are scared, it's easier to become scared and then fall in line with the masses, making us easier to control.
00:34:03.020
The question is the degree, like, oh, I smell fear and it's 1% more fearful.
00:34:08.560
Or is it like, ah, I'm in a fucked up zone now, you know?
00:34:18.240
They just scare us with the media and then everyone falls in line.
00:34:26.500
Next, we're going to go fast through this next story.
00:34:29.600
Strong humming for one hour daily to terminate chronic.
00:34:36.580
In four days, a case report and a hypothesis for action by stimulation of, and can you read that part?
00:34:50.340
Maybe it's a frequency thing, but it's really, really good for you.
00:34:53.420
You produce more nitric oxide and then there's a community note.
00:35:07.520
Next, a little bit of an awkward part of the show.
00:35:17.460
A little awkward because I was, I was really making fun of Jimmy Carter.
00:35:29.460
When I was like a kid, something similar happened.
00:35:34.840
I don't, I think if I tell the story, people will think I'm a bad guy.
00:35:44.560
When I was in seventh grade, I was new to a school.
00:35:47.120
And there was a teacher I didn't get along with, Mr.
00:35:59.500
And then as a kid, as a foolish child, I would say like, oh, I hate Mr. or Mrs. So-and-so.
00:36:09.360
And then there was like a school trip like a month later.
00:36:18.220
And then when I got off the bus, the teacher told me, thank you for being so strong because
00:36:27.900
That's got to be traumatic for some of those kids.
00:36:30.900
We were on a different school trip at a different location.
00:36:39.040
But yeah, this was the odds that Jimmy Carter would die in 2024 and it went from like 1%
00:36:50.420
Like there were only four days left in December and then it just goes, boom.
00:37:02.680
And then he was the first one to hear about aliens and he didn't tell anybody.
00:37:09.960
So this thing is saying that little baby is, uh, Maya Angelou and that's compelling.
00:37:30.360
Someone sent me this from Texas roadhouse and guys, I thought this was me.
00:37:38.480
I've never seen someone that looks so much like me, even the hair.
00:37:44.600
We'll send you a shirt, uh, maybe give you a body double job.
00:37:47.480
And then you can even be an on the ground, uh, street reporter and just call yourself
00:37:59.360
Um, remember a couple episodes ago, we did the top 20 words that could also be black names.
00:38:15.220
And then, um, from Christmas, I had a Christmas gift I gave to my friend, Jordan.
00:38:19.880
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath
00:38:32.060
And then at Christmas dinner, there was a towel underneath my chair and a towel underneath
00:38:38.980
That's more of a reflection on you, to be honest.
00:38:52.820
And then last but not least of this section, there was a New Year's Eve in France at the
00:39:04.500
This feeds AI, and then AI gets strong because we feed the bees stuff like this.
00:39:12.200
We do this basically the same thing, where it's all phones every year.
00:39:18.020
It's this, feeding the phone, and then the adults wearing diapers in Times Square.
00:39:22.080
We can't really keep coming back to it year after year.
00:39:26.240
And then our next story, this is actually a tip for anyone who's a homeowner or even a
00:39:31.540
If you have gutters outside your house, this is something you should do.
00:39:36.480
It's been raining all day, and it's about to start raining soon again, so I'm going to
00:39:39.060
need to get these ready for the rain to come in.
00:39:42.980
Just add a little bit of soap to your downspouts here.
00:39:45.440
You're going to want to do this before and after each rain.
00:39:52.160
I still have a lot more to do here, but adding this little bit of dawn to each one of these
00:39:55.500
spouts will help keep you protected from the Federation.
00:39:57.800
During each rainfall, they like to send down sensors through the rain, and the dawn will
00:40:02.220
help neutralize them and keep them from sending signals out to the Federation.
00:40:05.520
The Federation's aerial activity has been at an all-time high, so please, stay safe,
00:40:15.520
I was watching that, and I'm like, oh, this is a good tip, maybe to fight mold or something
00:40:25.860
It's like such a late reveal of the tip where you do all the things first, and then at the
00:40:30.340
end you go, to prevent the Federation's sensors that come in the rain.
00:40:33.240
You know, speaking of this, this guy could be doing a bit, but I was at home for Christmas
00:40:36.820
and my sister was telling me this story about like, oh, her boyfriend or her husband actually
00:40:48.260
And then he was reading out like, oh, here's what he says.
00:40:52.300
And I'm like, guys, this is just a schizophrenic.
00:40:54.860
You're witnessing a guy experience schizophrenia, and you're making fun of him.
00:41:00.600
Like five likes, and it's like, oh, there's that car again.
00:41:13.440
If this guy really thinks the Federation, he kind of needs help.
00:41:18.880
Next is actually maybe the most important story of the episode.
00:41:25.900
It is known I live part-time in the very small Miami Beach.
00:41:29.640
It should be more known that I carry and I'm active in Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
00:41:34.300
If you approach me aggressively or attempt to physically attack me, be aware of these things before you do so.
00:41:43.080
Rob carries a gun and knows jiu-jitsu and is threatening the Miami Beach hassle community.
00:42:07.120
We're going to show a trailer in a few seconds.
00:42:09.140
Before we get there, Zendaya in Marc Jacobs is Henchman Maxing as well.
00:42:21.600
And then someone had this truck and says you could fit 10, 15 Henchmen in this bad boy easy.
00:42:28.300
And then someone commented from, because we showed our full bodies in Henchmen.
00:42:33.300
So someone said, wait, Richard Rappoy is taller than you?
00:43:43.860
So if you sign up now, you get hours, I think days at this point, of extra exclusive content.
00:44:00.420
First episode back, maybe it's closer to an hour and a half than it is to an hour.
00:44:05.160
Maybe we go a little long and then I get to keep my job and someone from India doesn't come and take it.
00:44:28.180
YouTube can come in like an axe murderer and behead us.
00:44:57.520
It's a band that was popular in the 90s and 2000s.
00:45:11.160
Shana Shepard, a powerhouse vocalist and Seattle community organizer, delivering a fresh
00:45:29.460
And then look what she does at one of the concerts.
00:45:51.420
That's, like, the most horrible misread of the room ever.
00:46:03.320
But she did a stage dive as a 300-pounder into a crowd of 40 to 50-year-olds who probably
00:46:14.000
And they're like, let's go relive our youth a little.
00:46:15.780
We're not looking to catch a 250-pound new lead singer.
00:46:19.360
So they probably have bad backs and shitty health insurance.
00:46:25.340
And then, you know, I'm not one to criticize people about their weight all the time.
00:46:35.340
But there is, obviously, the fat acceptance movement.
00:46:42.900
So it's kind of, like, similar to that where it's like, oh, don't let your weight stop.
00:46:53.980
And then also crowd surfing is something that happens, like, when people, the crowd is so crazy,
00:47:04.280
And they're like, okay, is this going to be good?
00:47:09.800
But, again, this is like, why would these guys do this?
00:47:13.520
This is kind of the make-a-wish society that we always complain about.
00:47:16.920
Like, oh, she was caller number 103 on KISS FM, 103.5.
00:47:33.780
You could find the ugliest fucking guy ever, and if he sounds exactly like Chris Cornell, bring him up.
00:47:39.740
He could even use Chris Cornell's daughter, who is a singer.
00:47:44.720
But they went with the Netflix style and picked a fat black woman.
00:47:50.140
And then my favorite is the presentation of this singer as a community organizer in Seattle.
00:47:55.700
She organized, like, a protest once or did some stupid shit with all the other fatties.
00:48:04.320
And it's unfortunate because Soundgarden's a great band.
00:48:10.800
And they just could have done something actually satisfactory, and instead now they're getting pressed for all the wrong reasons.
00:48:20.060
Next, let's go to the person who's on jury duty and dresses up into a special outfit.
00:48:30.560
And before you all get after me for doing something that's, like, illegal, I checked.
00:48:33.740
And it is not illegal in the state of Oregon to get into drag for jury duty.
00:48:37.220
And by checked, I mean I asked my friend who's a judge.
00:48:39.520
And the thing about doing drag when you go to jury duty is that if you are late, it's not like any other gig.
00:48:49.680
It's me, your favorite former everlasting governor, vice president of Canada, and careable Barbie, Sierra Palin.
00:48:55.520
You know, I'm just so excited to be going to jury duty today.
00:48:58.600
And it's really important to reduce regulations and reduce the carbon emissions that are happening from our animals and from the windmills.
00:49:16.360
And you can't not dress up in drag queen attire like Sarah Palin.
00:49:20.540
This is, like, probably the average New York Trump juror in the New York case coming up.
00:49:25.400
This is who, like, people show up for the Trump trial in, like, regular clothes and nothing.
00:49:33.480
But then when it's a Trump trial, they try to hide it.
00:49:35.420
One day, you couldn't do one civic duty random day.
00:49:39.100
You had to film it, go in Sarah Palin, mocking drag, and be the center of attention at, like, this thing that nobody wants to go to.
00:49:47.180
Real, it's a heat check on what the gays are up to.
00:49:59.480
Next, speaking of duty, this guy who's a gay guy is making a public service announcement to other gay guys because some gay guys aren't doing what they need to do health-wise.
00:50:10.720
When it comes to those hemorrhoids, take a break.
00:50:15.100
You got a freaking bouquet of balloons back there, honey.
00:50:19.720
So I guess that needed to be said because I'm assuming the gay guys aren't letting them heal, and they're fucking through it, it's called.
00:50:28.640
It's called fucking through it, and this guy has seen it at least three times to make a video of it.
00:50:35.620
Like, you can't, you don't make it after two times.
00:50:38.260
So, you know, how did the people get monkey pox?
00:50:43.620
There's open wounds and disgusting shit going on, and they play through it.
00:50:46.800
You say F through it, but they play through it, and it's real disgusting.
00:50:59.560
That's like, that's as far as we go, I guess, on the show.
00:51:02.860
We have another one in Bonus Land coming up where we're going to clarify something in regards to poppers, the use of poppers, which we reference in Henchman Maxim 2, which we didn't quite understand.
00:51:14.760
We thought the poppers were for something else, and then it turns out it's a very different use.
00:51:21.720
And then our last clip of Cringe, these girls are doing like a video about what they think, I guess, being right wing is.
00:51:38.340
In nine months, we'll have a kid you won't care about.
00:51:41.840
And if the kid's not straight, white, male, we guarantee a living hell.
00:51:50.080
Our women, our cattle, there's blood on our kids.
00:51:57.640
Does it have to happen to your mother, to your sister, or your daughter for you to take it personal?
00:52:04.200
Yeah, so these are the same people who are quiet about the rape gangs in the UK, the Pakistani rape gangs.
00:52:12.320
But they're pretending that something like that's happening here, and it's all white guys doing it in Mississippi.
00:52:18.420
And this is also, to me, they're accidentally revealing that you're miserable.
00:52:24.160
Like, oh, you can't be happy in America unless you're straight, white, and male.
00:52:27.360
And it's like, so they're constantly focused on politics or something, making themselves miserable, spinning their wheels in the mud.
00:52:32.600
Like, there's not one happy white woman married to a white guy?
00:52:36.880
With a family off birth control, just fucking going.
00:52:40.540
And then another thing with this, it's like, the starting line of that video is like,
00:52:44.120
pump us full of sperm and treat us like cattle.
00:52:49.740
Yeah, I bet you're probably thinking about, you know, getting me with your big, strong, white hands and pinning me down.
00:53:02.900
These kind of people who do this over-the-top art shit, they reveal more about themselves to a certain extent.
00:53:09.940
This is a scenario you play over in your mind constantly?
00:53:12.360
I constantly think about this before I go to bed.
00:53:17.860
And then also, you know, like you said, stop taking birth control.
00:53:23.140
And then when you get cooked, you get into a relationship you don't actually want.
00:53:26.240
And then when you stop taking the birth control to have kids, you hate your partner.
00:53:33.940
Well, that was a quick cringe, but only because we have a double urban.
00:53:37.600
We're getting into our urban decay section right now.
00:53:40.140
All right, our first clip of urban decay is some shoplifters were caught shoplifting and
00:53:47.100
And they're surprised because there's a new law in California, which is, I guess, an old
00:53:52.620
But everyone voted on really enforcing stealing being illegal.
00:53:56.900
Imagine saying stealing is now like a felony is a new law.
00:54:04.680
So we're just going to kind of speed through this montage, but it shows all these girls.
00:54:11.760
And this is the exact type of group we've covered a bunch of times before.
00:54:30.420
And then they get arrested and dragged to the ground.
00:54:34.240
And then here's them talking in the back of the cop car.
00:54:52.660
That's where I went to jail last year and got on probation for a year for stealing out of Target.
00:54:57.620
Ah, so because I guess they're in Orange County where they actually enforce it, it's a felony now.
00:55:03.940
So they're learning and the girl goes, it's a felony.
00:55:16.800
Whether it's a felony or a misdemeanor, that's the girl who knew the laws.
00:55:22.640
Hey, if it takes Gavin Newsom plotting a 2028 presidential run to save the state of California, it's fucked up.
00:55:31.180
But I still like seeing these types go get brought to jail.
00:55:34.120
I still like seeing these types get brought to jail too.
00:55:36.540
And I might push for some like a reparations the other way.
00:55:40.720
I mean, that was, they ran up $3,000 pretty quick or, you know, $2,500.
00:55:45.400
And who knows how many times they did it before they got caught.
00:55:49.360
So there's reparations owed to normal Americans for all the looting and stealing and destruction over the last 20 years.
00:55:57.520
And then the next clip, we actually have a compilation here of all the cops letting the thieves know.
00:56:01.540
We do it a little different here in Orange County.
00:56:07.840
When you go to Orange County, you go to county jail.
00:56:11.420
That's how it works in Orange County and Sioux Beach.
00:56:39.540
You guys are excited to do the crime in Orange County.
00:56:44.320
Is there any way you can just cite and release people?
00:56:50.100
This girl probably has one of the lowest vocabularies, least educated people you've ever seen, and
00:57:01.620
And it's funny because the type of people who are stealing within these rules, like the
00:57:06.520
under 950 or the various things, it's like you have to remember the county lines, too.
00:57:14.260
They probably have folders, and it's like, oh, I can hit this target.
00:57:19.800
But yeah, knowing, cite and release is a major red flag for someone who probably doesn't know
00:57:25.460
You're going to go to jail, and they'll release you there.
00:57:28.660
And then next, we're getting into our New York City subway system crime section.
00:57:35.220
California, getting better, a little bit at least, and it should go statewide into effect
00:57:45.380
And our first clip is a guy getting pushed on the subway tracks.
00:57:48.280
We're going to pause there right before he goes under the train because it is kind of,
00:57:55.600
He's standing there, and everything seems fine.
00:57:58.860
And at the very last second, as the train's coming in, this guy, who you should have your
00:58:06.100
head on a swivel for, and you should racially profile.
00:58:11.460
I mean, you definitely should be racially profiling.
00:58:15.680
And he was doing neither, and it cost him severe injuries, right?
00:58:19.920
He somehow survived, probably went underneath the train.
00:58:21.960
And then now, this is how everyone's standing on the subways in New York, back against the
00:58:27.760
You know the smelling fear video that Flecha showed?
00:58:31.960
They go, they started sweating and smelling different.
00:58:34.260
And now, and these are the same type of people who hang out in New York and are leftists who
00:58:47.720
This is how, and you know, the same thing about those terrorist attacks, like New Orleans
00:58:53.180
and stuff, or school shootings, those kind of fucked up attacks that kind of inspire copycats.
00:59:10.520
Rap Boy and I lived in New York City in like 2011, the summer.
00:59:15.560
And whenever we rode the subway, we'd have STP calls.
00:59:18.820
So if you were standing there and you saw that black guy walking behind you, you'd go
00:59:23.420
It means slit throat patrol because someone could come up behind you and just slit your throat.
00:59:27.180
And then we have like a system, one through five.
00:59:30.640
And then whenever your guard's fully down, you actually have to raise the level to a
00:59:35.520
There's no such thing as level one because then your guard's too low.
00:59:39.360
So if you ever feel like you're at level one, then you instantly raise it to level three.
00:59:43.980
And that, you know, we don't get pushed on the tracks because I'm assuming a lot of
00:59:48.180
people want to push me on the tracks and I'm looking for people that are going to push
00:59:53.460
This guy got stabbed, man stabbed in NYC subway station as congestion pricing kicks
00:59:57.620
in, forcing more commuters into the dangerous system.
01:00:00.580
And there were several stabbings, um, including an illegals who stabbed.
01:00:06.440
Last night, two people were stabbed, one dead and a third person assaulted on a southbound
01:00:11.760
Police arrest, arrested three suspects, all illegal aliens.
01:00:16.680
And then they're forcing people into the subways with congestion pricing.
01:00:22.240
Now, if you're a car or a truck or a cab, you have to pay, uh, to use the streets.
01:00:27.880
Um, like the tunnels, the bridges, some of the things that, uh, if a certain time of
01:00:33.880
So regular citizens pay $9 taxi cabs pay 75 cents motorcycle, four 50, uh, users will
01:00:40.900
pay one 50 trucks, 20 Ubers, Ubers, and then, uh, trucks pay $21.
01:00:48.940
So you're basically, they made the subways so bad and so dangerous, full of repeat offenders.
01:00:54.920
And then if you don't want to ride the subway, cause it's all trash and criminals, now they're
01:01:02.760
We forced them into the tunnels and then we blow it.
01:01:07.780
It's like, they're forcing you into like the Mad Max subway system kill box.
01:01:14.700
Um, more people are getting fucked up than ever and it's real Batman shit.
01:01:19.040
And it's all like, we saw, we're not going to cover it cause it happened towards the beginning
01:01:23.440
Almost two weeks ago, the woman who got lit on fire by the Guatemalan migrant.
01:01:27.680
We're barely, we'll mention it, but it's like, you start to see all these things and they're
01:01:31.160
like strangers committing these crimes, slashing someone.
01:01:35.240
Uh, someone got knifed for asking someone to turn their music down.
01:01:41.700
But probably guess who's, I'm closing my eyes and picturing who would do such a thing.
01:01:54.020
Um, so now we have all these issues, all these criminals on the subway.
01:01:58.340
And then if you are a working class person, now you're basically being forced into the
01:02:03.680
And then there's a congestion pricing pussy who goes, your tolls pay for cleaner air,
01:02:09.800
better transit, safer streets, and a livable NYC.
01:02:16.480
How about I bounce your head off the ground like a basketball?
01:02:24.820
And so here's the thing too, like, um, these congestion pricing, this was heavily funded.
01:02:32.040
The, uh, the proposal to do it was heavily funded by Uber and Lyft because it gives them
01:02:37.880
They pay less than an average commuter because they can still be out there.
01:02:41.900
Um, and so their rides are basically subsidized compared to the cost of you driving in.
01:02:47.200
Um, so it's a fascinating corporate dynamic and I don't think it stops in New York.
01:02:52.320
You think a cash strap, uh, city like Chicago, isn't going to be like, Oh, hey, whoa, congestion
01:02:58.200
We're about to fuck all of our productive members of society because we didn't build enough lanes
01:03:04.200
And then the New York is paying 5 billion for illegals and they don't have the money.
01:03:14.840
You charge the productive members of society who are actually trying to get somewhere at an
01:03:22.320
At 3am crossing the bridge, but like, you know, it's, it's just not a good trend.
01:03:27.660
And then it's like government policy dictating behavior.
01:03:31.520
And, you know, God knows what kind of, what do businesses think?
01:03:36.260
Oh, I'm a business and I'm open and now I'm getting way less traffic because of these artificial
01:03:48.780
And then the guardian angels, Curtis Lewa, who was a big in, I think the eighties when
01:03:59.400
But I saw a lady guardian angel in the background.
01:04:23.400
We're, we're, yeah, it's not, it's not getting better on the subway.
01:04:30.680
We're going to have a New York City subway crime section because everyone's going to be on
01:04:34.540
it now that they have to, and it's not going to be pretty.
01:04:37.340
In a city where there are people who are 87X re-offenders, 87-time offenders, I don't
01:04:44.400
think that anyone's getting comfy on the subway.
01:04:46.940
The knife guy was arrested 87 times, and a lot of them were like in recent years for
01:05:14.220
We can't answer the door right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, you can do
01:05:52.120
So that's why most guys carry an extra pair of underwear in the car.
01:06:21.180
I was like, nobody can shit in my house either way.
01:06:26.660
Nobody, especially when there's a million migrants and repeat offenders.
01:06:29.620
The days of like humanity and like trusting people are way gone.
01:06:44.100
Shit your pants like a man and then drive home and go throw out your underwear.
01:06:48.380
How many pairs of underwear you throw out a year, you think?
01:07:05.760
But you, I think you blow out in a different way.
01:07:11.320
Next, there was a Uber driver who participated in a home invasion.
01:07:17.240
Osceola deputies have arrested 22-year-old Brianna Alvelo and booked her into the county jail.
01:07:23.120
They say she and a man broke into the Riviera Motel in Kissimmee this past Sunday and attacked a person in one of the rooms.
01:07:29.740
All because Alvelo didn't get a big enough pizza delivery tip.
01:07:34.140
Detectives from the Violent Crimes Unit say the victim ordered pizza from a local restaurant earlier that evening and Alvelo got upset over the size of the tip.
01:07:42.500
They say Alvelo later went back to the victim's motel room with a man and the pair forced their way into the room.
01:07:49.480
Investigators say the man had a gun and Alvelo had a knife and she started stabbing the victim.
01:07:54.420
The pair allegedly stole things from the room before leaving.
01:07:58.520
This is like a 22-year-old girl, 22, 23, committed multiple felonies and actually stabbed the person over $5 to $10.
01:08:06.940
So we're living in a world where the falafel guy, the street meat falafel guy is fucking snapping a pigeon's neck and doing who knows what.
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This guy's begging to shit in your house, blow it out, destroy it.
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And he just brought your like Long John Silver's or whatever.
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So we're kind of at this point where you want to limit how many random zero qualifications people are handling your food and touching your stuff, right?
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Because the only guy who has anything to risk is the actual falafel cart guy.
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But these Uber Eats, these types of people, sending them to your house so often, I don't know.
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And the more you do it, the more likely you are to encounter one that's going to fuck you up somehow.
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So whoever's doing it, it's like illegal or doesn't have other means of income.
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There's not an interview and a handshake and a look you in the eye.
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And we've also covered how the illegals who can't do it and can't qualify pay the Uber Eats people to like rent their app to be deliverers.
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And then you have that and then like these people are also involved in other scams and illegal activity and then it kind of overlaps.
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Or it's like, oh, yeah, I saw that they had a computer right by the door and they're in a back room and I can maybe get in there at night or I'll come back later or the door was unlocked or whatever.
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You can kind of give people an excuse to do crimes on you, which is why I have a Rottweiler.
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I mean, but even then, like, you don't want to have to use it.
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Even that means you lost, you know, to a certain extent.
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Their version of Uber Eats is Deliveroo, which is an app.
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I was sexually assaulted by a Deliveroo writer using a fake name.
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The app had no details for Monster Who Attacked Me in my home.
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And when we saw this headline, we thought it was going to be one of those migrants.
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It still might be one of those migrants who was, like, using someone else's app.
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But basically, the gist, long and short, is a guy got creepy, delivered something to a single girl's room, asked if he could hug her after he barged in.
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It kind of, it sounds migrant, it sounds Pakistani.
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Doesn't sound like a 10th generation Englishman.
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And then, here's where it really gives it away.
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They weren't allowed to describe the person because that could lead to false accusations.
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They're not allowed to say that because that could lead to, you know, people getting labeled as something they're not.
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And then, you actually don't protect the victim.
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You go through the entire article, which is all about this unsolved, unknown sexual assault in someone's home.
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Because we don't want any unwanted accusations on our Pakistani community or whatever.
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And it's like the same, it's like Ann Coulter's law.
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Like, the longer they don't describe him or don't provide a description, you know exactly kind of who it is, right?
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And then, this is one of the more fucked up parts from the story, just to round out this bad Uber Eats driver section.
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This girl had a live chat with the app, like, saying, like, oh, hey, what's up?
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And the live chat is like, I apologize for what happened.
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Can you kindly confirm what restaurant you ordered from?
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And then, she kind of, like, didn't reply for 10 minutes.
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She put her phone in her pocket, and then the app goes, as we've not heard from you for a few minutes now, I'm going to end the chat.
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If you need help with anything else, please use the order help feature on our website or app.
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And this is after she's, like, talking about being sexually assaulted by the driver.
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Someone's just looking to get out of it and provide the minimum human interaction possible.
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It's not the time to be maximizing your interaction level with the lowest possible, like, incompetent job people.
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And this gives a bad name to people who are doing this, like, in a pinch or as an extra hustle if they want to afford a new car, you know?
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Like, the people who pick it up for extra work.
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But you hear these horrible stories, and it makes it less and less worth it, right?
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All right, next, we're going to end this section.
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We're going to go fast through this, but this is the ungrateful PS5 section.
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I'd rather do this section and cut some uplifting gold than do this.
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Now on, the dad pranked him with a PS5 box and put like a lesser PS in there.
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But he was, I assume he was going to still give them the PS5?
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Because you don't just get a box from nothing, right?
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And then the next one is an adult who has a bad reaction.
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You doing all this because I didn't get you a game?
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You told me you're just going to give me a PS5, bro.
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You talking about somebody that bought you a PS5.
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Start keeping your word, but you can't give me a PS5 because you're like, you spent all
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If you're not my son at the end of the day, why should I be buying you a PS5?
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If you're not going to get my PS5 like you told me last year.
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Don't even worry about it, because I ain't going to lie.
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In the whole world, I'm going to see how you act.
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Now I'm petty because I'm breaking the toys, bro.
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If that's what you're doing to viral videos, you should go to hell at least.
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Yeah, almost 30 years old, didn't get any gifts for the kid.
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It's like Christmas is not like, Christmas is for the kids.
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If you're an adult, you can buy yourself something.
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And if you can't buy yourself something, don't play PS5.
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If you can't afford your own PS5, that means you shouldn't be playing PS5.
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You need an Uber Eats and sexually assault people on Uber Eats app.
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Wow, that's the same penalty as Rap House TV, audio watermark.
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All right, our last one, Jack Daugherty and Lil Pump.
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But they did something nice where they're giving gifts out in the urban areas
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We got to keep it one per, like, just because there's so many other people.
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And if somebody had me a basketball, I would have been so happy.
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You should be happy that we're giving away gifts.
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You still get a free PS5, and then you end up yelling at someone, leaving.
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Because you need more people in your family to get more stuff for free.
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PS5 is driving a wedge in a lot of people's relationships.
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It's, you know, some people who are pinching pennies behind on their bills.
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But you don't yell and snap at people and get two when you're fucking, how much you shove it in your mouth.
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Well, don't get too down or too depressed by all this.
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We're moving on to Uplifting Gold and we have really uplifting stuff.
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Our first clip from Uplifting Gold is actually PS5 related as well.
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This kid was playing trumpet and kind of doing, what do they call it, busking?
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He's a talented panhandler where he's like playing trumpet for money to get a PS5.
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My husband always taking care of the folks' kids that's in need when it comes to a good cause.
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I brought you another controller so your brother can have one.
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You know the smelling fear thing that we were talking about?
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People can smell someone who's desperate and greedy and a little rat.
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And then they can also smell someone who's working hard and, like, kind of deserves it and deserves to get, like, a shortcut from an actual guy in the neighborhood who wants to hook you up.
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This kid who's grinding hard and, like, cold and playing the trumpet.
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There was a kid, a young black man, a young black boy.
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And he was selling hats to save up money to buy golf clubs.
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And sometimes you hear, like, oh, we're selling candy for the basketball team.
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Outside of Publix, they got the same little candy box you've seen every time.
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So he was selling hats to raise money to buy golf clubs.
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And then he was saying he's, like, trying to join a league.
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So then I just gave him an old pair of clubs that were actually really good.
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A complete set of tailor-made burner clubs, which are great for, like,
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if you're just starting, like, those will get you as far as you want to go.
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And I just gave it to him because I did the same thing.
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I don't need a hat, but here are some golf clubs.
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So it's good to help those types when you sniff it out.
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There's another kid who comes around, and he cleans my windows.
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Because he goes, oh, I'm here to clean your windows.
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He leaves streak marks, and then he can't reach the windshield.
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So he cleans the windows of my car, and he does, like, half of them.
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And he leaves streak marks with paper towels, and he makes it worse.
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And then he knocks on the door, and I have to, like, hide in my own house
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I had a test today, or I had a test last week on World War II.
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I'm not going to give you money to, what, buy a dime bag when you're in eighth grade?
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Okay, next is a guy who's at the store, and an urban individual approaches him.
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But if you did have a switch, I would have took it off you.
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But it's like, oh, if you had a gun on you, I'd take it.
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Oh, that's kind of the energy you have to have with those pranksters and shit.
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Um, I was just peeling the bark and just got bit in the leg by a diamondback.
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I guess he lived, but his leg was really fucked up.
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It's the most venomous snake in North America, I believe, or in America.
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But, like, the initial reaction to film content would be like, bro, I'm a meme.
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I would have bought drapes for us and taken those stupid fucking towels down, then put stars
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Next is the New Year's Eve countdown in a different way.
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I know a lot of people who smoke and they're fucking 80.
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Happy birthday to Tyler Sweeney's boyfriend who turned 36 on December 28th.
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You made the fatal error of not mentioning the name in the shout out request.
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Happy birthday to Sophie's boyfriend, John Turner, who turned 30 on January 2nd.
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Happy 20th wedding anniversary to Timothy and Brandy Hurst.
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They have 20 acres in Arkansas and they're living a nice life.
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And then Timothy is always on Twitter, tickling the post.
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I think what she does, she will stream me it, I think.
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The only podcast we really watch is Flickish Talk.
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I'm playing the video in the background here of us meeting, but you guys know Rob.
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Uh, he had the birthday party a few weeks ago where he had the Fleckis balloons and he
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Um, I, I surprised met him in real life in Florida.
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His family was here for a trip and I arranged a secret meeting.
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I came up behind and surprised him, met him in real life, hung out for like four hours
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And I completely surprised him and it was so fun.
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Look at him, he's scared here on the handshake pic.
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He has a lovely wife, lovely daughters, lovely family.
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It was great meeting him and hanging out in real life.
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He has a great family and everyone's got, there's a lot of respect for each other and
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they have a great dynamic and they're all laughing and having fun.
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And you know, Fleckis is the type of guy who he'll, he'll turn down things with his real
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And then he'll say yes to the random fan meet, four hour hangout.
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We went to Casise, my favorite restaurant, and it was amazing.
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And I really like him and I really like talking to him and his family.
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Like, ushawks.com for Bonusland and Henchman Maxing 2.
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Federation's aerial activity has been at an all-time high.