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00:00:16.200 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 227.

00:00:20.520 Today on the show, Trudeau is out and Trump is in.

00:00:24.640 Everything seems to be going our way there.

00:00:26.460 Then the band Soundgarden replaced their dead lead singer with a DEI hire who did something unthinkable at a concert.

00:00:35.520 Then in Urban Decay, New York City's subway crimes are on the rise as the elites force people to use public transport with congestion pricing tolls.

00:00:44.440 And last but not least, we have some Christmas meltdowns over PS5s.

00:00:49.840 All this and more.

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00:01:18.200 All right, one for one on the intro, as always.

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00:03:09.680 Hey, it feels good to be back.

00:03:10.680 Richard, did you forget how to do the show?

00:03:12.700 Kind of.

00:03:13.220 That's always a concern.

00:03:14.620 Always a concern after the breaks is I always think we're going to get the yips and not be able to do a show, but it seems to be going pretty normal so far.

00:03:21.960 Hope everyone had a nice January 6th.

00:03:23.880 Yeah.

00:03:24.660 I did.

00:03:25.280 It's episode 227.

00:03:26.980 So I don't think the yips are coming at this point.

00:03:28.800 Maybe episode 50, take a two-week break.

00:03:30.740 Episode 75, you take a two-week break.

00:03:32.460 I think we're past it.

00:03:33.760 I think we're normal guys.

00:03:35.400 We both had nice breaks.

00:03:36.740 A lot of stuff happened.

00:03:38.220 A lot of stuff happened.

00:03:39.320 I thought it was a quiet Christmas.

00:03:40.900 People are fighting Elon, H-1Bs. 1.00

00:03:43.580 The bombings, the New Orleans attack.

00:03:46.160 A lot of stuff that we're going to get to.

00:03:47.960 Some stuff we're going to get to in bonus land, but a lot, a lot of stuff to get to.

00:03:51.580 And then someone made this withdrawal AI picture.

00:03:55.080 Yeah.

00:03:55.640 Seeing ghosts of Richard Ratboy and Fleckus while I tweak on the street from podcast withdrawals.

00:04:00.000 And then they actually got us.

00:04:02.080 Most AI is slop.

00:04:03.400 This is like he showed them some reference pictures.

00:04:06.240 Well, they got you very good.

00:04:07.720 Yeah.

00:04:08.180 You look like teethy. 0.91

00:04:09.440 You're a teethy chipmunk type. 1.00

00:04:10.960 Yeah. 0.95

00:04:11.320 That doesn't look like me.

00:04:12.480 But I can recognize that the AI tried its best.

00:04:15.560 All right.

00:04:16.120 All right.

00:04:16.740 Let's get to some stories.

00:04:18.160 We have some great things to get into.

00:04:20.080 The election was certified yesterday.

00:04:22.580 Yeah.

00:04:22.900 Speaker Mike Johnson was reelected.

00:04:25.760 Yeah.

00:04:26.060 Speaker Mike Johnson.

00:04:26.800 I always thought that every single thing between now and January 20th was going to be like a roadblock

00:04:32.680 or an opportunity for something to go wrong.

00:04:34.740 Government shutdown.

00:04:35.980 Mike Johnson, we can't agree on that.

00:04:38.200 And it just seems to be going.

00:04:39.900 It worked out.

00:04:40.960 And that's the thing.

00:04:41.820 Watching them vote for Speaker of the House.

00:04:44.120 And it's like 2-15 for Democrats.

00:04:46.920 And they're all on one candidate, Hakeem Jeffries or whoever it was.

00:04:50.620 And then Mike Johnson.

00:04:51.800 And we have like three Republicans kind of holding back. 0.98

00:04:54.460 And it's like, guys, we're kind of too close to be fucking around on this. 0.94

00:04:58.740 And like Mike Johnson is not my favorite. 0.98

00:05:00.860 He's done some shitty bills.

00:05:02.240 And like there's been some bad stuff.

00:05:04.420 But we have this kind of like two-year guarantee.

00:05:07.600 Trump window to go forward.

00:05:09.380 And I agree with you completely where like the stall, delay, delay a confirmation of someone is like in the tool chest for Democrats for sure.

00:05:17.900 So we really do – Republicans really do need to be working together to actually get it done.

00:05:22.080 Absolutely.

00:05:22.660 And the Democrats are optimistic because according to some polls, Kamala Harris leads J.D. Vance 47% to 46% in hypothetical 2028 presidential poll.

00:05:33.680 Oh, no.

00:05:34.880 Four years from now, it's hypothetical.

00:05:38.060 It's interesting.

00:05:39.740 Kamala, I want her to run again. 1.00

00:05:41.440 Horrible candidate.

00:05:42.360 Didn't have it in her.

00:05:43.300 Botched it.

00:05:44.040 Made poor decisions.

00:05:44.920 Spent bad money.

00:05:45.760 Right?

00:05:46.060 Mm-hmm.

00:05:46.520 And J.D. Vance is going to have four years of like cool events, looking sick, talking to the media right in front of a plane.

00:05:54.140 You know what I mean?

00:05:54.680 Yeah.

00:05:54.860 You get a little bit of that budget.

00:05:56.340 It's almost like a movie budget being vice president.

00:05:59.740 You get to do your thing, it's called.

00:06:01.120 Exactly.

00:06:01.700 Let him cook.

00:06:02.300 Let him cook.

00:06:03.140 Yeah.

00:06:03.400 So everything seems to be going our way.

00:06:05.080 The certification went well, so that's great.

00:06:07.360 But the Democrats and the bad guys are going to be cooking some stuff up for when Trump gets into office.

00:06:12.460 You can believe that.

00:06:14.060 Now they're talking about a quademic, which I believe is four pandemics in one.

00:06:19.100 That's a Latin prefix for four.

00:06:20.460 What some people are terming the quademic of infectious diseases hitting hard this season.

00:06:26.280 And joining us now is Dr. Stephanie Widmer with more on how to stay healthy.

00:06:30.080 Doctor, good morning to you.

00:06:31.180 It's great to have you.

00:06:32.220 Thank you guys for having me.

00:06:33.420 So I guess let's talk about these viral syndromes.

00:06:36.240 And I want to jump right into some of the numbers here as we get into it, because the flu, COVID, RSV, norovirus making the rounds this winter.

00:06:44.260 RSV cases higher than they were this time of year last year.

00:06:48.120 35 states reporting high or very high levels of respiratory illness.

00:06:53.040 And the CDC estimates that there have been at least 5.3 million illnesses, 63,000 hospitalizations, and 2,700 deaths from the flu so far this season.

00:07:03.640 So I guess the flu is killing people again.

00:07:05.900 The flu, RSV, COVID, and then what, bird flu?

00:07:08.740 Is that the fourth and final piece?

00:07:10.060 We did just have our first.

00:07:11.640 We did just have our first bird flu death in Louisiana.

00:07:20.480 Yeah.

00:07:20.780 And, you know, Louisiana, who knows what's going on down there?

00:07:23.300 They eat all kinds of bugs, water bugs, armadillo.

00:07:28.100 We've been down there, and it was probably some guy living on a fan boat, eating a raw bird.

00:07:32.560 Who knows?

00:07:33.160 Yeah.

00:07:33.320 But they do have their first death for that.

00:07:35.560 So obviously they're cooking something up, and who knows what they're going to release upon us.

00:07:39.380 But until then, Trump's in.

00:07:42.100 Pretty sweet ride up until that point.

00:07:44.420 Yeah.

00:07:44.840 As we know, Justin Trudeau resigned after being in power for like 10 years.

00:07:50.180 Yeah.

00:07:50.480 He was in office for 12 years, prime minister for, I think, nine.

00:07:55.300 Oversaw some of the worst decline in Canada that I've ever seen.

00:07:59.140 Yeah.

00:07:59.360 And then he was giving his resignation speech, here it is behind us, and right as he was walking out, all his papers flew off the podium.

00:08:06.800 Classic.

00:08:07.820 Classic.

00:08:08.580 So that's pretty good.

00:08:09.480 That's a little sign of the times.

00:08:10.760 And it's interesting because Biden, or Trudeau, he kind of got forced out.

00:08:16.340 Like their party forced him out, and they saw the writing on the wall, how unpopular he was.

00:08:21.660 They have an election coming up, and he got Joe Biden-ed with full cognitive abilities.

00:08:26.700 Yeah.

00:08:27.040 He got Biden-ed without the dementia.

00:08:28.780 Which is like, you have to be the worst politician of all time.

00:08:32.040 Like Joe Biden was clearly a frail old man who couldn't even speak at a debate, and then they were like, we reluctantly are doing this.

00:08:38.060 Yeah.

00:08:38.620 Trudeau gets kicked out.

00:08:39.840 Trudeau's like 50.

00:08:40.760 I know.

00:08:41.320 He's like, he's articulate. 1.00

00:08:42.980 He says stupid shit, but he says it correctly. 1.00

00:08:46.140 So very fascinating to see. 1.00

00:08:47.700 And that's a move.

00:08:48.480 I mean, the media, whatever, the Canadian broadcasting company, they'll prop up whoever replaces them, and then that'll give a pole bump, kind of like we saw with the media rallying around Kamala.

00:08:58.660 It's becoming a standard playbook.

00:09:00.500 Like you dump, you cut and dump your unpopular guy and say, things will be different, we swear.

00:09:05.160 And then you cut and dump your unpopular guy after they do the most unnatural, horrible things, flood your country with all these third worlders for years and years, and then you cut him and go, oh yeah, he got kind of off the rails. 1.00

00:09:19.940 As if that wasn't their plan the whole time.

00:09:21.600 So he's a hitter.

00:09:22.640 He did his thing.

00:09:23.860 Now he's off in the sunset, and then they bring in their next guy who's probably going to do some stuff similar.

00:09:27.860 Yeah, as if the machine and apparatus who elected him and wrote all the legislation isn't the exact same.

00:09:33.980 Exactly.

00:09:34.460 And then before Joe Biden leaves office, he's doing some more rounds of, I don't know, last minute things.

00:09:40.240 He did his Medals of Freedom.

00:09:42.380 Yeah.

00:09:42.760 He gave it to 19 recipients.

00:09:45.720 Hillary Clinton, Denzel, George Soros, Bono.

00:09:49.740 Magic Johnson.

00:09:51.040 Magic Johnson.

00:09:52.200 That was, I don't know.

00:09:53.280 Maybe Magic Johnson's son was there.

00:09:55.060 Oh, his daughter.

00:09:56.740 There, Ralph Lauren.

00:09:58.340 What do you say?

00:09:59.120 Lauren or?

00:09:59.900 Lauren.

00:10:00.420 Lauren.

00:10:00.980 And it is Lauren.

00:10:02.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:02.520 Anna Wintour.

00:10:03.540 So some stylists, some TV people, you know, kind of a mixed like celebrities and then Democrat

00:10:08.820 henchmen.

00:10:09.840 Yeah, I think he was just looking for an excuse to kiss Hillary Clinton.

00:10:12.560 I think so.

00:10:13.300 I think he's been angling for that Hillary kiss for years, and he hasn't gotten it yet.

00:10:17.560 And there it is.

00:10:18.420 And then he also gave an award, Medal of Freedom, to George Soros.

00:10:23.080 But George Soros is too old to show up.

00:10:26.340 Yeah.

00:10:26.740 So he gave it to Alex Soros instead.

00:10:28.620 So the good news is George Soros is too old to travel and do stuff.

00:10:32.040 The bad news is Alex Soros is probably going to take the reins and take over.

00:10:36.200 And the worst news is Alex Soros is, I think, married now to Hume Abedin.

00:10:41.120 So they're cooking something up.

00:10:43.000 Yeah.

00:10:43.140 And he's got like a life expectancy. 0.97

00:10:44.460 If it's anywhere close to his dad's, he'll be around for the next fucking 75 years. 0.97

00:10:48.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:49.240 But hopefully he's ineffective.

00:10:51.020 You know? 1.00

00:10:51.400 George Soros, self-made guy, did it on his own, did evil shit. 1.00

00:10:54.640 Open Society Foundation, all those shitty Western things that are antagonistic to values that we hold. 0.99

00:11:00.680 But hopefully he's just not as good at it. 0.90

00:11:03.560 Oh, yeah.

00:11:04.000 That's a good point.

00:11:05.000 I'm hoping for that, too.

00:11:06.220 Yeah.

00:11:06.580 Over the break, like we said, we missed the H-1B visa debate.

00:11:10.720 Yeah.

00:11:11.680 Vivek and Elon kind of shot themselves in the foot with that one.

00:11:14.600 And everyone's looking forward to them doing Doge and cracking down on inefficiencies in the government.

00:11:19.300 And then they start talking about how H-1B visas are so important.

00:11:22.520 And then, you know, it sounds good.

00:11:25.100 Like H-1B visas, the idea on paper makes sense.

00:11:28.440 Oh, we'll take the very, very top from all these random countries and they'll help us in tech because they're great coders or whatever.

00:11:34.600 But then you look into it, what actually happened.

00:11:37.500 They're giving away normal jobs, entry-level jobs to everyone.

00:11:41.080 And it's mostly India. 0.64

00:11:43.000 Yeah.

00:11:43.380 Here's the origin country of H-1B visa recipients.

00:11:46.180 This was from a specific year in the past.

00:11:47.940 And it's just India's hustle. 0.99

00:11:49.420 It's how India gets into America. 0.99

00:11:52.500 And, you know, for right-wingers who have been paying attention to Canada, speaking of Justin Trudeau resigning, we watched Canada get flooded with more refugee claims.

00:12:02.380 They don't have H-1B, but they have similar things.

00:12:04.580 And we've talked about it on the show, lying on resumes, forging documents, like doing anything they can to get into the country of Canada.

00:12:12.740 And, I mean, I just think that's a similar thing that happens with H-1B in America. 0.71

00:12:17.420 Like, if there's a system, you give them like this little window to get in, then they game it.

00:12:22.700 And then they bring in a spouse who starts a new company or an LLC.

00:12:26.140 And then, you know, they hire more of their own.

00:12:28.780 And it's just kind of like, in terms of taking temperature of the room, it's not really the time to be kind of being like, oh, we need new people.

00:12:37.440 We need new blood in America because, obviously, we've seen over the last 10 years the Great Replacement Theory has graduated to the Great Replacement, and it ends there, right?

00:12:48.620 So, I mean, it's not exactly a time for the MAGA base.

00:12:52.280 And we've seen it with Trump, too.

00:12:53.520 Trump kind of is wishy-washy on it.

00:12:56.280 It's not the best thing ever.

00:12:57.740 I'm sure Stephen Miller has a harsher opinion.

00:13:00.360 I hope we let Stephen Miller cook on this.

00:13:02.160 I hope so as well.

00:13:03.680 But we're getting the masses from India.

00:13:05.600 It's not the smartest tech guys.

00:13:07.280 We're getting everyday people.

00:13:09.480 And then Vivek had that long tweet where he was talking about the work ethic and America's culture.

00:13:15.740 And it's like, you could maybe agree with some of the things he said, but then never would the solution ever be to import hard workers from India.

00:13:25.420 It's like, oh, yeah, here are the things we could do to fix American culture.

00:13:28.360 And it's like, wait, this guy just wants to bring in Indians to do that? 0.79

00:13:31.140 But that's not really what we're up to here, especially after years and years of visa, asylum, and even student visa abuse in America.

00:13:41.840 And the big thing with the H-1B debate was the people can't jump around.

00:13:48.480 So they're kind of like indentured servants.

00:13:50.180 They start working for the company.

00:13:51.900 They're stuck with that company.

00:13:53.040 If they get fired from that company, they lose their visa.

00:13:55.140 And they get paid less than they would pay an American. 0.66

00:13:58.000 So you kind of have like this indentured servitude situation, which is not the best.

00:14:02.000 Yeah, driving American wages down.

00:14:04.400 And then Elon and everybody's like, oh, well, we don't have anybody.

00:14:07.220 America doesn't have anybody.

00:14:08.580 Everyone's lazy or something. 0.93

00:14:10.120 It's like, OK, that's the shittiest attitude you could possibly have and insulting to the people who like thought you were going to help.

00:14:16.780 And it was like the first major misstep for those two guys.

00:14:20.260 Yeah.

00:14:20.820 And, you know, you realize Elon's a San Francisco tech guy.

00:14:24.180 He's got a different thing.

00:14:25.560 Always was.

00:14:26.540 He always was.

00:14:27.380 It's like, oh, he says something.

00:14:28.720 Except I saw Elon tweeted demographics are destiny once.

00:14:32.620 And then you're on this side of the H1B debate.

00:14:36.360 Yeah, he goes back and forth.

00:14:37.980 But hopefully we straighten him out and he does the government efficiency thing and doesn't weigh too much into H1B stuff.

00:14:43.200 And Stephen Miller cooks on that and cancels it.

00:14:45.340 And we've said this from the beginning with this weird administration like RFK is not going to touch guns.

00:14:50.920 I now don't want Elon to touch immigration.

00:14:53.540 Everyone needs to be siloed off in their specific henchman roles.

00:14:56.720 Exactly.

00:14:57.200 And then when it comes to, like we said, the masses that are coming in, it's not the best tech workers.

00:15:02.560 It's Indian masses.

00:15:03.980 And then when you look at what people in India are up to, you see some interesting stuff.

00:15:09.520 For example, this woman, I'll just let it play. 1.00

00:15:14.760 She's just putting her face in poop. 1.00

00:15:16.580 Yeah.

00:15:16.940 They love cow poop.

00:15:18.020 I don't know.

00:15:18.940 You're not supposed to do that.

00:15:19.980 I know.

00:15:20.360 You're not supposed to do that.

00:15:21.780 Yeah.

00:15:22.240 I know.

00:15:22.940 It's exfoliating.

00:15:24.980 I'm sure there's something. 1.00

00:15:26.020 I keep hearing antibacterial properties or something like that, and it's cow shit. 0.98

00:15:31.180 I'm sure you can find something on Amazon that does something similar. 0.98

00:15:33.820 I'm sure there's other safer antibacterial things.

00:15:36.800 And then there was a story.

00:15:38.280 This is out of San Francisco in the 90s.

00:15:40.020 So this is in America.

00:15:41.720 People were worshiping a parking barrier because they thought it was something else.

00:15:45.940 Originally, it was sat down as a traffic barricade.

00:15:49.780 Now, the only people it stops are worshipers.

00:15:52.980 A world-renowned shrine in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park.

00:15:56.860 Hindus come from around the world to worship before it. 0.97

00:16:00.040 Buddhists pray at its feet. 0.99

00:16:01.800 It was once a granite traffic barricade at San Francisco's Golden Gate Park.

00:16:06.800 You know, how does that happen?

00:16:08.720 How does it make the switch from traffic barricade to all of a sudden?

00:16:11.380 I think they see it, and they go, wow, this rock is so smooth.

00:16:15.160 How did this occur naturally?

00:16:16.360 This must be from God, one of the gods.

00:16:18.980 Oh, yeah.

00:16:19.540 I don't know how many they have.

00:16:20.800 You know?

00:16:20.980 So I think that's kind of how it goes.

00:16:22.740 But it's just like, nah, that was just put there to prevent people from driving into the park.

00:16:26.980 Yeah.

00:16:27.720 And then we actually have a graph here about the amount of people eligible to be deported.

00:16:32.560 Right behind us, 1.7 million in Texas, about a million in Florida, 600K in New York, 2 million in California.

00:16:40.020 So we have some stuff to get busy with.

00:16:42.280 Yeah.

00:16:43.000 And then you see all these numbers, and you realize, obviously, there's millions and millions.

00:16:46.460 I think there's probably 50 million people here illegally.

00:16:48.860 And then I found this article that was really interesting that says that the UN states' replacement migration is an act of genocide.

00:16:56.300 Yeah.

00:16:57.180 Many of the studies demonstrate that long-lasting, below-replacement fertility and immigration streams offsetting the negative natural growth of the national population would eventually lead to a significant increase in foreign population and, therefore, a marked change in the composition of a host country.

00:17:13.540 Obviously.

00:17:14.420 Yeah.

00:17:14.960 And then they accidentally wrote this probably in some old paper, like when they were talking about Senegal or something.

00:17:20.300 But for the United States, never mind.

00:17:22.700 Yeah, let them in.

00:17:23.840 Forget about that.

00:17:24.540 And I've been hearing a lot of rhetoric recently about the Trump admin guys and home men.

00:17:29.520 Obviously, they're starting with the deportations of all the criminal illegals, and those are the ones who are going back first. 0.92

00:17:37.020 And I really – you guys are, like, talking about criminals too much.

00:17:40.960 You need to reverse everything that happened in the Biden admin.

00:17:44.400 Everyone needs to go back.

00:17:45.980 Everyone who got in on a sketchy thing.

00:17:47.900 And I really hope they're not losing sight of that.

00:17:49.940 That's what a lot of people voted for.

00:17:51.520 Oh, we're just going to do the criminals.

00:17:54.160 No.

00:17:54.820 Because that changes something.

00:17:56.240 We want to do everybody.

00:17:56.720 That leaves it to, like – so you're just kind of conceding that many millions of people who we didn't pick or recruit or want are somehow allowed to be Americans now because they snuck in during a Democrat presidency.

00:18:11.500 Send them back.

00:18:12.340 So everyone's out up until the dreamers.

00:18:14.980 And then when we get to the dreamers, we'll figure out who comes and goes.

00:18:19.180 You better concede something major.

00:18:21.460 If you want a dreamer to stay, you better concede something crazy.

00:18:24.740 Yes, exactly.

00:18:25.700 And then Tom Homan, the new border czar coming in, he had good news.

00:18:30.580 He said that the companies that purchased the border wall parts for pennies on the dollar that Biden sold are going to return them to the Trump administration.

00:18:39.200 And when we covered that story, that's what we wanted.

00:18:41.420 So I'm happy that a company down there in Texas or where – it might have been Arizona as well.

00:18:45.760 So that's good news.

00:18:46.680 And that's the right thing to do.

00:18:48.180 And now we have another migrant here who's working and adding to the economy.

00:18:52.020 Oh, he's adding to the economy, but he's taking away birds.

00:19:00.140 And then he'll head back to his halal food cart.

00:19:03.300 It goes right in to cook.

00:19:07.540 Maybe – hopefully he – I mean, hopefully there's a sink in some antibacterial soap in that little halal cart. 1.00

00:19:14.020 Antibacterial something else maybe.

00:19:15.700 But this is the thing, dude.

00:19:17.340 Like we're – we've obviously talked about Uber Eats drivers and we actually have a section in Urban Decay.

00:19:22.020 But like street meat and these street vendors, we used to call it street meat.

00:19:26.240 Obviously, I think it's still called that in New York.

00:19:28.940 We're losing trust.

00:19:30.340 We're losing everything, right?

00:19:32.680 You as an American used to have such a good dynamic and relationship with your street meat guy. 1.00

00:19:39.940 Yeah.

00:19:40.200 Everyone had a street meat guy.

00:19:42.000 You go, hey –

00:19:42.760 White sauce boss.

00:19:43.660 I get double lamb, extra white, extra hot, over rice, no peppers.

00:19:48.260 And they go – and they have the bottles of sauce and they go back and forth.

00:19:51.320 They go like this, like far away, spray it.

00:19:53.600 Now they're touching birds.

00:19:55.020 They're cooking the bird.

00:19:56.440 What's he catching it for?

00:19:57.780 I thought he was just catching it for himself.

00:19:59.500 What, does he take home later?

00:20:00.820 I don't know what he's doing.

00:20:01.920 Now they're cooking the birds.

00:20:03.280 Yeah.

00:20:04.180 And, you know, so I guess you're supposed to just say as an American, ignore that and just go back to getting stabbed on the subway.

00:20:09.340 Yeah, and it's crazy too because, like, this guy's doing this in New York.

00:20:14.360 I guess that's where the pigeons are.

00:20:16.220 But that's also where the cameras are.

00:20:18.160 So you think you're going to just snatch a bird, snap its neck, put it in a bag, and walk into your food cart?

00:20:24.540 I hope someone's investigating this because this is crazy.

00:20:27.700 But we're also not calling for a halt on street meat consumption.

00:20:30.900 That would be crazy.

00:20:31.540 Yeah, that would be too far.

00:20:32.960 I mean, maybe more no-knock raids on what's in the kitchen at the street meat place.

00:20:37.840 Yeah, that's why you've got to know your street meat guy. 0.98

00:20:39.520 Yeah.

00:20:40.000 All right, and while all this is going on and while there's millions of illegals here getting a ton of stuff, a ton of resources, a ton of money, free food, housing, et cetera, people in North Carolina are still living in tents.

00:20:52.200 Today is Sunday.

00:20:53.120 Today is Sunday, December 22nd.

00:20:58.100 Government says we're done.

00:20:59.220 We don't need any more help.

00:21:02.960 Let me just – what do you think?

00:21:07.900 Do you think this is done?

00:21:12.380 People can't even live in their houses.

00:21:15.260 Their homes are literally destroyed.

00:21:17.900 Their homes are still destroyed.

00:21:19.220 People are living in tents.

00:21:20.360 And then the property taxes for the year are still due in North Carolina.

00:21:24.980 And they're saying you have to pay them even though a lot of people's houses are completely wiped away.

00:21:29.000 There's no house.

00:21:29.900 Fun living here.

00:21:30.980 You're going to pay those taxes.

00:21:31.740 And that's why we're not – that's why we're still going to talk about Dreamer kids. 0.95

00:21:35.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:37.380 We're not going to let that go.

00:21:38.680 You're charging people with ruined houses, property taxes.

00:21:41.980 Yeah, we're going to have to have a conversation.

00:21:43.780 Yeah.

00:21:44.160 And then also just a quick reminder before we move on.

00:21:46.340 The deporting of all these illegals, like the millions of people, that's going to be a huge – that's going to be a huge process.

00:21:53.760 And then also we have a lot of these new terrorist attacks popping up.

00:21:57.080 I think they're going to use those two things as an excuse to fast-track facial recognition technology in all the cities.

00:22:03.500 They're going to say, oh, we need it.

00:22:04.900 We need to see who's illegal or who could be a terrorist.

00:22:07.820 And I think both parties would kind of cheer that in because of the terrorism or because of all the illegals that need to go away. 0.97

00:22:15.320 So just keep an eye out for that.

00:22:16.480 That's not what we want.

00:22:17.500 We don't want facial recognition because then it's like the same as COVID.

00:22:21.060 You use an issue, you use a major problem to justify removing people's rights.

00:22:26.760 Yeah, I agree.

00:22:27.480 So keep an eye out for that.

00:22:28.600 That's probably what's coming.

00:22:30.360 We're in our political section now.

00:22:32.280 Hakeem Jeffries.

00:22:33.520 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:33.900 This guy is sick. 0.99

00:22:35.080 American dream possible. 0.98

00:22:36.740 We will fight hard for the freedom to vote.

00:22:40.040 I guess he thinks that's funny.

00:22:41.380 He farts hard.

00:22:42.160 He's making fart jokes in Congress. 1.00

00:22:43.780 Disgusting. 0.99

00:22:44.420 50 years old. 1.00

00:22:45.360 Have a little class.

00:22:46.420 Member of Congress.

00:22:47.360 We've got to fart hard.

00:22:48.540 We have five.

00:22:49.120 Speaking of member of Congress who maturity levels are high.

00:22:53.080 This one's a little too mature.

00:22:54.880 Over the break.

00:22:55.740 Yeah.

00:22:56.040 Just in.

00:22:56.640 Missing Congresswoman Kay Granger, Republican from Texas, who hasn't been seen for six months.

00:23:01.780 I don't know how that happens even.

00:23:04.040 Was found living in a dementia care facility.

00:23:07.520 Didn't notify anybody.

00:23:09.120 Didn't say, hey, Congress.

00:23:10.680 You forgot.

00:23:11.360 We actually committed her.

00:23:12.460 I know.

00:23:12.840 Even an assistant.

00:23:14.280 She's been in office since 1997, 81 years old.

00:23:17.300 Yeah.

00:23:17.400 And she's in a dementia home.

00:23:18.600 And that's a Republican, right?

00:23:20.420 Mm-hmm.

00:23:20.860 And we're not saying, oh, stay in and vote one more time.

00:23:24.040 We need some serious, serious help.

00:23:25.980 Well, I would say, let's stay in and vote the party line.

00:23:30.220 Vote MAGA agenda.

00:23:31.300 Have some.

00:23:31.700 Because look what they do with everyone else.

00:23:33.800 Nancy Pelosi's on a walker now. 0.99

00:23:35.480 Yeah.

00:23:35.760 Mitch McConnell's in a wheelchair.

00:23:37.600 It's geriatric season. 0.65

00:23:38.700 It's geriatric season. 0.65

00:23:39.800 And so if their geriatrics aren't stepping down, I think ours should stay in. 0.99

00:23:43.840 And we should have some 25-year-old savvy intern who knows how to vote. 1.00

00:23:48.140 Well, dude, I mean, that's what they did with Dianne Feinstein.

00:23:50.920 Yeah.

00:23:51.040 Where we showed that on the show.

00:23:52.620 She was getting wheeled in.

00:23:53.580 And they were like, say I.

00:23:54.860 Caught on a hot mic.

00:23:55.880 Say I.

00:23:56.620 The one lady was like raising her hand. 1.00

00:23:58.200 Yeah, I know.

00:23:58.820 Bernie's. 1.00

00:23:59.160 Weekend at Bernie's shit. 1.00

00:24:00.940 But so, I mean, here's the thing. 1.00

00:24:02.980 When something like this happens, Democrats are like, oh, my God, look at what you did.

00:24:06.940 And we're like, yeah, let's have a conversation about like age cutoffs right now.

00:24:10.320 Term limits.

00:24:11.000 Let's do it.

00:24:11.960 And, you know, the American people deserve that, to be honest.

00:24:15.140 Mitch McConnell, he'll probably fall soon.

00:24:17.760 Nancy, to be fair, she broke her hip, right? 0.87

00:24:20.540 Yeah.

00:24:20.800 So she had the surgery.

00:24:21.740 She had the surgery.

00:24:22.380 But she's still too old.

00:24:23.440 She's still too old.

00:24:24.040 She breaks her hip.

00:24:24.780 Yeah.

00:24:24.860 Next, there was a picture of the White House interns or the White House administration,

00:24:28.860 I believe.

00:24:29.320 The interns.

00:24:29.920 Yeah.

00:24:30.020 The interns.

00:24:30.940 And look who they captured.

00:24:32.560 They stole one of our, well, what I thought was one of our guys.

00:24:35.300 That little kid from the commercial where you give money to kids who have issues.

00:24:41.200 Yeah.

00:24:41.560 Shriners commercials.

00:24:42.860 Shriners. 0.99

00:24:43.340 Yeah.

00:24:44.180 They got him?

00:24:44.760 They got him.

00:24:45.300 Is that him for sure?

00:24:46.840 Yeah.

00:24:47.780 I mean, yeah, I think so.

00:24:49.900 He was good.

00:24:50.780 He was a good spokesperson.

00:24:51.800 He was articulate.

00:24:53.040 He was a hitter.

00:24:53.840 Wouldn't you want to help someone like me?

00:24:56.560 Exactly.

00:24:57.660 And they got to him.

00:24:58.720 And now he's a Democrat.

00:25:00.180 So.

00:25:00.520 It's a shame.

00:25:00.820 That's a shame.

00:25:01.640 Yeah.

00:25:01.840 Lost another one.

00:25:02.880 And then another notable.

00:25:05.020 Go ahead.

00:25:06.340 Asian male twink. 0.74

00:25:07.820 Oh, yeah.

00:25:08.480 There he is.

00:25:09.100 Asian male twink in a woman's suit. 0.99

00:25:11.780 A woman's pantsuit. 1.00

00:25:13.140 Horrible.

00:25:13.620 And so this is like finding out one of your favorite characters is like on a baseball

00:25:19.860 team.

00:25:20.220 And the season just ended.

00:25:21.780 You know, they hid a White House twink from us.

00:25:24.300 And you know me.

00:25:25.240 I'm sniffing around for twinks all day.

00:25:26.820 We had them all, I thought.

00:25:28.480 Yeah.

00:25:28.620 But there was one we missed.

00:25:30.180 And I feel bad.

00:25:31.080 Interns are kind of a gray area because it's like they're 20.

00:25:34.000 They're in college.

00:25:34.900 But if you're wearing a dress, come on.

00:25:37.260 You're an adult.

00:25:37.900 You're 18.

00:25:38.720 Yeah.

00:25:39.000 Welcome to the meat grinder.

00:25:41.240 Welcome to the podcast, twink boy.

00:25:43.300 All right.

00:25:43.540 Well, that's the end of our political section.

00:25:45.200 We're getting into our final page of housekeeping already.

00:25:47.280 Believe it or not.

00:25:47.760 Make sure you guys have an opportunity to juice the algo, tickle the post, like, comment,

00:25:51.780 subscribe, all the good stuff, please.

00:25:53.360 I can't do the full thing today.

00:25:54.560 There you go.

00:25:55.200 Okay.

00:25:55.580 So over the break while we were gone, the Vegas bombing happened.

00:25:58.960 We're going to dig more on that because there's so many theories and so many like pieces

00:26:03.460 of information that you don't know if are real or not.

00:26:06.220 We're trying to verify.

00:26:06.940 So we're going to cook on that a little bit longer before we give you the full schizo

00:26:10.240 take.

00:26:10.840 But some people are saying that he was whistleblowing a drone assassination attempt.

00:26:17.080 Yeah.

00:26:17.540 And then that's what got him killed.

00:26:19.220 And he wasn't trying to hurt people.

00:26:20.560 He was trying to bring attention by doing the Cybertruck fireworks in front of Trump Tower. 0.98

00:26:25.180 I think a lot of the shit that he said in that email has been proven as not credible, 0.97

00:26:28.720 though, by like people who were in the special forces or whatever with them. 0.98

00:26:32.820 Yeah.

00:26:33.180 But you don't know who to, no one knows who to believe, you know?

00:26:35.240 Yeah.

00:26:35.660 But they're talking about the drones and it's China and America and anti-gravity stuff.

00:26:39.700 It's pretty interesting.

00:26:40.240 And he hears drones, anti-gravity, China.

00:26:42.680 And he goes, oh!

00:26:44.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:45.180 Sucks him out. 0.97

00:26:45.780 And he sees it all and goes, I don't want to do aliens today. 0.98

00:26:49.340 And it's like, we're in, there's aliens everywhere.

00:26:51.660 And now we're not going to cover it.

00:26:52.780 Guys, no aliens in 2025.

00:26:54.860 No aliens in this episode.

00:26:56.320 2025, the whole year.

00:26:57.660 So far.

00:26:58.240 But believe me, there's aliens coming.

00:27:00.480 And then-

00:27:00.840 It's got to be pretty compelling.

00:27:02.320 There might be a little aliens snuck in later, if you know what I mean.

00:27:05.620 Okay.

00:27:06.180 Next, the New Orleans attack.

00:27:09.080 That's the same thing.

00:27:10.020 We missed that over the break.

00:27:11.840 Apparently, and I can't confirm this, but I saw this on Twitter and I think it got community

00:27:15.360 noted.

00:27:15.780 I think I saw the community note that said the barricades were supposed to be up, but they

00:27:20.660 weren't because the work order didn't get finished in time for New Year's Eve.

00:27:24.820 There was like repair on the barriers that are in the ground and the work didn't get

00:27:29.620 done.

00:27:30.000 And as people who used to live in New Orleans and you know what the New Orleans city workers

00:27:34.620 are like, it makes total sense that that job just didn't get finished.

00:27:38.820 Oops.

00:27:39.420 We ain't get to it yet.

00:27:40.820 Yeah.

00:27:41.120 New Year's, is that a big day? 0.99

00:27:42.820 Oh shit. 0.99

00:27:43.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:43.840 A couple more weeks.

00:27:44.980 Yeah.

00:27:45.400 So that's pretty much what happened there, potentially.

00:27:48.540 And then they also have the police chief who we covered.

00:27:50.560 We did an urban decay thing where the police chief is like some old grandma and Kirkpatrick 0.82

00:27:56.560 who was the bit we did was she was on, she used to be a police chief in Oakland and Spokane,

00:28:02.780 Washington, both liberal hell holes that are in decline.

00:28:05.740 She has like a reverse resume.

00:28:07.780 Yeah.

00:28:08.140 And it's just bad optics.

00:28:09.160 Like an old lady being like, oh, well, no, we didn't make a mistake. 1.00

00:28:12.860 And she's like 80.

00:28:13.880 Old lady police chief of New Orleans. 0.98

00:28:16.440 Good luck, New Orleans.

00:28:17.360 All right.

00:28:18.980 Next, we have a priest who made a prediction.

00:28:21.580 This guy also apparently predicted Trump's assassination attempt to the point where he 0.58

00:28:26.200 said he's going to get shot in the ear.

00:28:28.000 I saw them trying to get as close as they could to Trump towers.

00:28:35.260 And they had a plan to to to take out Trump towers all throughout America.

00:28:43.520 Golf courses, places like that for attacks.

00:28:50.580 The Lord spoke to me and he said to me, this is bigger than terrorists.

00:28:55.860 I saw it was in retaliation for a Psalm Soleimani.

00:29:00.860 That's interesting.

00:29:02.420 If he predicted one before, I'm always going to take someone who's one for one.

00:29:06.580 Yeah, sure.

00:29:07.260 And see if we can go two for two.

00:29:08.440 So I want to get that on the record.

00:29:09.680 And then with the terrorism stuff, you know how that works.

00:29:13.980 It's like it's kind of it's it's more deep state than the terrorists, in my opinion.

00:29:18.800 It's more deep state than it is some guys in the desert, some caves like plotting something up.

00:29:23.960 And it's more Internet than like, oh, we're a terror cell.

00:29:29.520 It's like a guy who's radicalized on the Internet living in Texas.

00:29:32.320 And he's from Fort Bragg.

00:29:33.680 And multiple people reported him up to higher ups.

00:29:35.980 And nobody, everyone's like, oh, gee, I don't know, what should we do?

00:29:39.220 And then eventually he does something, right?

00:29:40.860 Yeah.

00:29:41.540 Speaking of terrorism, Claire Danes, who is the star of Homeland, the show about the terrorism, right?

00:29:46.640 Yeah.

00:29:47.060 She was speaking to Colbert about how the CIA gets involved with the media.

00:29:51.820 And look how Colbert reacts.

00:29:53.980 Okay.

00:29:54.280 So now one of the things that you do, do you do this every season where you go get to spend some time with some actual spies?

00:30:00.480 We do, we do.

00:30:01.540 It's like the coolest part of my job.

00:30:03.100 Yeah, so we park ourselves in a club in Georgetown and talk to like real spooks and, you know, people in the intelligence community and the State Department and journalists and people who really...

00:30:16.640 What do they tell you that like, what's the most surprising thing that they've told you about their jobs or something you would need to know from there?

00:30:21.840 Well, every year it's different, right?

00:30:23.480 We've been at it for a while.

00:30:24.500 And the climate has been, has changed.

00:30:27.600 But this year it was all about, you know, the distrust between the administration and the intelligence world.

00:30:32.920 And the intelligence community was suddenly kind of allying itself with journalists, which usually they're not such good friends.

00:30:39.000 How long ago did you start shooting this season?

00:30:42.860 So she says that the CIA is allying themselves with journalists and the media.

00:30:47.920 And he goes, what did you shoot?

00:30:48.920 What did they shoot?

00:30:50.080 What time is it?

00:30:51.080 Who's here?

00:30:52.020 What are you wearing? 0.98

00:30:53.660 Crazy. 0.80

00:30:54.140 Which is pretty interesting because, you know, that's what happened.

00:30:57.420 Yeah.

00:30:57.800 That's what happened.

00:30:58.660 That's what Colbert did.

00:30:59.760 That's what all the late night hosts do. 1.00

00:31:01.480 Operation Mockingbird and shit. 1.00

00:31:02.720 CIA tells them what to do. 1.00

00:31:03.940 Operation Mockingbird from Rap Boy.

00:31:06.000 That's not even schizo.

00:31:07.260 That's not like the aliens are coming and doing something.

00:31:09.700 That's just like real documents that were found somewhere.

00:31:12.480 Project Bluebeam's a real document.

00:31:14.220 Yeah.

00:31:14.540 And I agree with that.

00:31:15.780 I just don't think we should bring it up every week and have a page in housekeeping dedicated to it.

00:31:20.320 Okay.

00:31:20.960 Well, that was pretty interesting how fast Colbert shut that down.

00:31:25.040 As soon as he said, oh, they're meeting with the media and journalists. 0.96

00:31:27.000 Whoa, I'm a CIA pig. 0.99

00:31:28.660 I'm a real pig for the CIA. 1.00

00:31:30.940 You should probably shut up. 1.00

00:31:32.880 Exactly. 0.87

00:31:33.320 And then Putin, he did an interview recently where he was kind of talking about how the New World Order is coming to an end.

00:31:40.140 Listen to how he describes it.

00:31:45.160 They're used to filling their bellies with human flesh and their pockets with money for centuries.

00:31:52.380 But they must realize that the vampire ball is ending.

00:31:57.240 I love that guy.

00:31:58.820 Yeah.

00:31:59.260 I get it.

00:32:02.180 I get it.

00:32:02.740 He's doing his own thing for his own people and he's got his own incentives, right?

00:32:07.780 Yeah.

00:32:08.200 But I really don't have a problem with him.

00:32:10.760 That worldview is pretty accurate, right?

00:32:12.800 The bad guys are having a vampire ball and stealing all our money and eating our flesh.

00:32:17.260 Him and Ozzy Osbourne. 1.00

00:32:18.540 It's like the war pigs have the power. 0.95

00:32:21.880 He's on that wave. 0.98

00:32:23.040 Okay.

00:32:23.740 So when the vampire ball comes to an end, obviously there's going to be some chaos and probably ugliness that goes along with that.

00:32:31.540 This woman was talking about the science of fear.

00:32:35.020 And I thought this connected so much to what we saw with COVID and just the media in general.

00:32:40.520 Check out what she says.

00:32:41.900 This is a very gross study, but that's one of my favorites.

00:32:46.800 It's a little gross.

00:32:47.840 You ready?

00:32:48.360 Okay.

00:32:49.200 So they brought people into their lab.

00:32:51.120 They sold them up into two different groups and they made the first group wear a sweatsuit where they catch your sweat and run on the treadmill.

00:32:57.100 So they sweat a lot on the treadmill.

00:32:58.380 The second group, they wore sweatsuits and they took them skydiving for the first time.

00:33:02.520 Both groups sweat a lot.

00:33:04.580 Treadmill sweat and skydiving sweat.

00:33:06.380 They took these sweat samples and they had unsuspecting participants go into fMRI machines and scan their brains.

00:33:13.240 And they gave them both sweat samples to smell.

00:33:16.480 Poor, these poor people didn't know what they were smelling.

00:33:18.760 They went out.

00:33:20.320 Everyone who smelled the skydiving sweat had an activation in their own amygdala, their own fear response triggered.

00:33:27.280 In other words, when they smelled fear sweat, they didn't know why they began to feel afraid.

00:33:32.520 Everyone who smelled the treadmill sweat had no change at all.

00:33:35.240 So this means that, yes, we can talk about facial expressions and body language and vocal cues and words,

00:33:40.440 but there's also something chemically happening with the people around us that we can literally smell fear and we catch it.

00:33:47.960 Isn't that interesting?

00:33:48.860 Yeah.

00:33:49.300 Fear is subconscious and it's very chemical and it's contagious, basically.

00:33:53.860 So if people are scared, it's easier to become scared and then fall in line with the masses, making us easier to control.

00:34:00.400 Smart.

00:34:01.020 Not even that crazy.

00:34:02.080 Not that crazy at all.

00:34:03.020 The question is the degree, like, oh, I smell fear and it's 1% more fearful. 0.97

00:34:08.560 Or is it like, ah, I'm in a fucked up zone now, you know? 0.97

00:34:11.500 So that's the only pushback I'll offer. 0.99

00:34:13.880 I totally believe it.

00:34:14.600 But either way, it is very contagious.

00:34:17.180 For sure.

00:34:17.480 And that's what they do.

00:34:18.240 They just scare us with the media and then everyone falls in line. 1.00

00:34:21.100 You want to kill your grandma? 1.00

00:34:22.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:22.580 Who are you killing? 0.93

00:34:23.740 I'll shut down my business. 0.95

00:34:25.060 Yeah.

00:34:25.200 All right.

00:34:26.500 Next, we're going to go fast through this next story.

00:34:28.880 Humming.

00:34:29.600 Strong humming for one hour daily to terminate chronic.

00:34:33.320 Can you read that word?

00:34:35.660 Rhinosinusitis.

00:34:36.580 In four days, a case report and a hypothesis for action by stimulation of, and can you read that part?

00:34:44.680 Endogenous.

00:34:45.420 Endogenous nasal nitric oxide production.

00:34:47.700 So humming is really, really good for you.

00:34:50.340 Maybe it's a frequency thing, but it's really, really good for you.

00:34:53.420 You produce more nitric oxide and then there's a community note.

00:34:56.760 Yeah.

00:34:56.960 There's a community note at the bottom.

00:34:58.400 So whatever. 1.00

00:34:59.380 Fuck that. 1.00

00:35:00.080 Humming for an hour? 1.00

00:35:01.200 I wouldn't even want to cure my shit. 1.00

00:35:02.920 You got to hum for an hour every day. 1.00

00:35:04.080 That's a lot.

00:35:04.520 I like it.

00:35:05.140 I think there's something to it.

00:35:06.180 All right.

00:35:06.920 Okay.

00:35:07.520 Next, a little bit of an awkward part of the show.

00:35:10.660 Okay.

00:35:11.080 A little bit of a solemn part.

00:35:12.480 Not an apology, but Jimmy Carter died.

00:35:16.200 Yeah.

00:35:17.000 Rest in peace.

00:35:17.460 A little awkward because I was, I was really making fun of Jimmy Carter.

00:35:22.160 I don't like Jimmy Carter.

00:35:23.500 I never liked Jimmy Carter and now he's dead.

00:35:26.040 So it's a little awkward.

00:35:26.720 And this has actually happened to me before.

00:35:28.500 When?

00:35:29.460 When I was like a kid, something similar happened.

00:35:31.480 I'd rather not say.

00:35:33.020 What happened?

00:35:34.840 I don't, I think if I tell the story, people will think I'm a bad guy.

00:35:39.020 All right.

00:35:39.460 Now you have to tell it.

00:35:40.440 That's the problem. 1.00

00:35:41.460 You can't bring this shit up. 1.00

00:35:42.740 Okay. 1.00

00:35:43.360 I'll tell a quick story.

00:35:44.560 When I was in seventh grade, I was new to a school.

00:35:47.120 And there was a teacher I didn't get along with, Mr.

00:35:49.440 Or Mrs.

00:35:49.880 So-and-so.

00:35:51.040 And he and I were constantly butting heads.

00:35:54.260 I was getting detention.

00:35:55.420 I really didn't like the guy. 0.99

00:35:56.820 And he was kind of a jerk to me at least. 1.00

00:35:59.500 And then as a kid, as a foolish child, I would say like, oh, I hate Mr. or Mrs. So-and-so. 1.00

00:36:05.400 I hope he dies. 1.00

00:36:06.740 Okay. 0.99

00:36:07.080 So it was a he. 0.99

00:36:08.880 Yeah.

00:36:09.360 And then there was like a school trip like a month later.

00:36:12.700 And then he died on the school trip.

00:36:14.740 You cursed him.

00:36:15.360 And then we found out on the ride home.

00:36:18.220 And then when I got off the bus, the teacher told me, thank you for being so strong because

00:36:23.380 I was the only one not crying.

00:36:25.020 That's crazy.

00:36:25.960 Died on a school trip?

00:36:27.220 Yeah.

00:36:27.900 That's got to be traumatic for some of those kids.

00:36:30.060 For the kids that are with him.

00:36:30.900 We were on a different school trip at a different location.

00:36:33.020 Whatever.

00:36:33.560 Sometimes your enemies die.

00:36:34.820 It's not your fault.

00:36:35.720 He didn't curse.

00:36:36.160 Exactly.

00:36:36.940 We know what Jimmy Carter did.

00:36:38.500 That's normal.

00:36:39.040 But yeah, this was the odds that Jimmy Carter would die in 2024 and it went from like 1%

00:36:45.060 to 100. 1.00

00:36:46.060 It's a shit. 1.00

00:36:46.640 It's a revived shit coin graph. 1.00

00:36:48.580 Well, because it was going against time. 0.98

00:36:50.420 Like there were only four days left in December and then it just goes, boom.

00:36:53.920 Yeah.

00:36:54.400 Crazy. 0.90

00:36:54.940 That's a good.

00:36:55.440 I should have bet that.

00:36:56.280 It's good yield.

00:36:57.220 So rest in peace, Jimmy Carter.

00:36:59.120 Yeah.

00:36:59.520 You're forgiven.

00:37:00.300 I don't know.

00:37:00.920 Sold the Panama Canal for nothing.

00:37:02.680 And then he was the first one to hear about aliens and he didn't tell anybody.

00:37:05.860 Yeah.

00:37:06.080 All right.

00:37:06.700 All right.

00:37:07.060 Um, little baby is an immortal woman. 1.00

00:37:09.300 Yeah.

00:37:09.960 So this thing is saying that little baby is, uh, Maya Angelou and that's compelling.

00:37:17.300 That's pretty compelling stuff.

00:37:19.120 Yeah.

00:37:19.740 They do look similar.

00:37:21.180 Okay.

00:37:21.820 Good job.

00:37:22.700 So maybe they are.

00:37:23.840 And then black people look alike. 1.00

00:37:25.940 You said it, not me.

00:37:27.240 And then I actually have a doppel of my own.

00:37:30.360 Someone sent me this from Texas roadhouse and guys, I thought this was me.

00:37:36.040 Yeah.

00:37:36.440 I couldn't believe it.

00:37:38.480 I've never seen someone that looks so much like me, even the hair.

00:37:42.040 He's wearing a hoodie.

00:37:43.020 So if that's you, let us know.

00:37:44.600 We'll send you a shirt, uh, maybe give you a body double job. 1.00

00:37:47.480 And then you can even be an on the ground, uh, street reporter and just call yourself

00:37:51.960 Fleckus and I'll feed you the lines.

00:37:53.920 There you go.

00:37:54.380 You can be two places at one.

00:37:56.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:57.600 Um, all right.

00:37:58.080 We're gonna go fast to this next part.

00:37:59.360 Um, remember a couple episodes ago, we did the top 20 words that could also be black names.

00:38:04.400 Yes.

00:38:04.660 One of them was nefarious.

00:38:05.840 And here is Orlando nefarious Jahal Braxton.

00:38:09.640 Yep.

00:38:10.020 So we called that.

00:38:11.060 We predicted the future.

00:38:12.160 It was actually easy to call.

00:38:13.660 It wasn't even hard.

00:38:15.220 And then, um, from Christmas, I had a Christmas gift I gave to my friend, Jordan.

00:38:19.880 Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath

00:38:24.240 away with George Floyd picture.

00:38:26.020 There you go.

00:38:26.480 You couldn't help yourself.

00:38:27.880 You had to bring George Floyd into Christmas.

00:38:29.720 I did.

00:38:30.140 That sounds like you.

00:38:31.140 And that was a good Christmas gift.

00:38:32.060 And then at Christmas dinner, there was a towel underneath my chair and a towel underneath

00:38:36.720 a baby's chair.

00:38:38.980 That's more of a reflection on you, to be honest.

00:38:41.200 Yeah, of course it is. 1.00

00:38:42.160 You're a slop-eating pig. 0.99

00:38:44.120 But I think someone was doing a bit. 1.00

00:38:45.760 Yeah.

00:38:46.660 Okay.

00:38:47.900 You can't shake your pants like a baby, too.

00:38:50.060 We'll get to that later.

00:38:51.400 That's in cringe.

00:38:52.580 All right.

00:38:52.820 And then last but not least of this section, there was a New Year's Eve in France at the

00:38:58.220 Arc de Triomphe, and everyone's filming it.

00:39:01.560 They fed it to their phone again.

00:39:03.080 They fed it to their phone.

00:39:04.500 This feeds AI, and then AI gets strong because we feed the bees stuff like this.

00:39:10.640 We do this every year now.

00:39:11.800 Yeah.

00:39:12.200 We do this basically the same thing, where it's all phones every year.

00:39:15.980 We have the two New Year's Eve bits.

00:39:18.020 It's this, feeding the phone, and then the adults wearing diapers in Times Square.

00:39:21.760 Yeah.

00:39:22.080 We can't really keep coming back to it year after year.

00:39:24.440 But here we are.

00:39:25.220 Yeah.

00:39:26.240 And then our next story, this is actually a tip for anyone who's a homeowner or even a

00:39:31.000 renter.

00:39:31.540 If you have gutters outside your house, this is something you should do.

00:39:34.600 It's a little long, but it's worth the tip.

00:39:36.480 It's been raining all day, and it's about to start raining soon again, so I'm going to

00:39:39.060 need to get these ready for the rain to come in.

00:39:41.920 You can do this at home, too.

00:39:42.980 Just add a little bit of soap to your downspouts here. 1.00

00:39:45.440 You're going to want to do this before and after each rain.

00:39:49.620 Make sure you get them all.

00:39:52.160 I still have a lot more to do here, but adding this little bit of dawn to each one of these

00:39:55.500 spouts will help keep you protected from the Federation.

00:39:57.800 During each rainfall, they like to send down sensors through the rain, and the dawn will

00:40:02.220 help neutralize them and keep them from sending signals out to the Federation.

00:40:05.520 The Federation's aerial activity has been at an all-time high, so please, stay safe,

00:40:10.460 guys.

00:40:11.880 See?

00:40:12.660 The Federation.

00:40:14.380 That's what they've been up to.

00:40:15.520 I was watching that, and I'm like, oh, this is a good tip, maybe to fight mold or something

00:40:20.020 in the gutters.

00:40:20.500 Is this clean it?

00:40:20.920 Yeah.

00:40:21.180 Is there leaf?

00:40:22.200 Is there debris that gets stuck?

00:40:23.480 And he's like, nah, the Federation.

00:40:25.860 It's like such a late reveal of the tip where you do all the things first, and then at the

00:40:30.340 end you go, to prevent the Federation's sensors that come in the rain.

00:40:33.240 You know, speaking of this, this guy could be doing a bit, but I was at home for Christmas

00:40:36.820 and my sister was telling me this story about like, oh, her boyfriend or her husband actually

00:40:41.440 was like, oh, show this crazy guy on Facebook.

00:40:44.880 Yeah, show him what he's posting.

00:40:46.820 Show some examples.

00:40:48.260 And then he was reading out like, oh, here's what he says.

00:40:50.820 Oh, these people are after me in this. 0.89

00:40:52.300 And I'm like, guys, this is just a schizophrenic.

00:40:54.860 You're witnessing a guy experience schizophrenia, and you're making fun of him.

00:40:58.400 I get a couple of those on my algorithm now.

00:41:00.380 Yeah.

00:41:00.600 Like five likes, and it's like, oh, there's that car again.

00:41:03.600 He's following me.

00:41:04.700 Gang stalking, like somebody's after me.

00:41:06.860 This is a mafia family.

00:41:08.260 It's all, it's kind of sad, and I don't know.

00:41:11.040 Yep.

00:41:11.560 And then.

00:41:12.400 Maybe commit them.

00:41:13.440 If this guy really thinks the Federation, he kind of needs help.

00:41:15.820 But it's fun to follow pets like that.

00:41:17.860 Yeah.

00:41:18.300 All right.

00:41:18.880 Next is actually maybe the most important story of the episode.

00:41:22.200 I don't know if you guys saw this.

00:41:23.700 Can you read the tweet?

00:41:24.880 Tweet from Rob Smith.

00:41:25.900 It is known I live part-time in the very small Miami Beach.

00:41:29.640 It should be more known that I carry and I'm active in Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

00:41:34.300 If you approach me aggressively or attempt to physically attack me, be aware of these things before you do so.

00:41:41.000 That's all.

00:41:42.040 Rob knows jiu-jitsu.

00:41:43.080 Rob carries a gun and knows jiu-jitsu and is threatening the Miami Beach hassle community.

00:41:49.300 The heckler community.

00:41:50.920 Rob knows jiu-jitsu.

00:41:52.060 Rob knows jiu-jitsu.

00:41:53.260 Rob knows jiu-jitsu.

00:41:54.520 Rob knows jiu-jitsu.

00:41:56.580 Oh, man.

00:41:57.600 Good update.

00:41:58.220 Good update.

00:41:58.840 Speaking of, well, Rob, kind of.

00:42:00.980 Henchman Maxing 2 came out over break.

00:42:04.020 Yeah.

00:42:04.380 It was fantastic.

00:42:05.920 Richard Rappoy and I are in it.

00:42:07.120 We're going to show a trailer in a few seconds.

00:42:09.140 Before we get there, Zendaya in Marc Jacobs is Henchman Maxing as well.

00:42:12.780 Yeah.

00:42:13.320 It might be a Henchman decade.

00:42:15.300 Yeah.

00:42:15.620 There's not a season.

00:42:16.800 There's not a year.

00:42:17.520 We've been Henching for quite a while now.

00:42:19.440 We kind of called it.

00:42:20.580 And it's not going away.

00:42:21.600 And then someone had this truck and says you could fit 10, 15 Henchmen in this bad boy easy. 0.97

00:42:26.680 That's a perfect Henchman truck.

00:42:28.300 And then someone commented from, because we showed our full bodies in Henchmen.

00:42:32.740 Yeah.

00:42:33.300 So someone said, wait, Richard Rappoy is taller than you?

00:42:35.720 To me.

00:42:36.560 And I said, barely.

00:42:37.420 And Rappoy goes much.

00:42:39.380 Significantly taller.

00:42:40.060 6'3", 6'1", for the record.

00:42:42.380 And Fleckus is shrinking.

00:42:43.600 I'm staying neutral.

00:42:44.600 Fleckus is shrinking.

00:42:46.100 Is that true or no?

00:42:47.120 Maybe.

00:42:48.100 You're condensed.

00:42:49.020 Maybe a little bit.

00:42:49.860 All right.

00:42:50.360 I'm getting weighed down.

00:42:52.160 Yeah.

00:42:53.000 But yeah, Henchman Maxing 2 did come out.

00:42:55.260 It's on Fleckustalks.com right now.

00:42:57.920 People are loving it.

00:42:59.340 Check out the trailer right here.

00:43:01.260 Now let's go over to play.

00:43:18.640 Did the whole bunch come out?

00:43:21.680 Those are boxes, poppers.

00:43:23.840 All right.

00:43:28.660 Cool.

00:43:28.960 So that's the trailer for Henchman Maxing 2.

00:43:31.280 Rappoy and I made it.

00:43:32.520 It's fantastic.

00:43:33.620 Fleckustalks.com is the website.

00:43:35.180 Go watch.

00:43:35.720 You also get hours and hours of bonus land.

00:43:38.720 All kinds of schizo theories.

00:43:40.660 Great bonus land coming today as well.

00:43:42.740 And a whole backlog.

00:43:43.860 So if you sign up now, you get hours, I think days at this point, of extra exclusive content.

00:43:50.140 All right.

00:43:50.440 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:43:51.260 Let's get into Cringe of the Week.

00:43:55.760 All right.

00:43:56.440 We're into Cringe of the Week.

00:43:57.880 You know, we might go a little long today.

00:44:00.060 Okay.

00:44:00.420 First episode back, maybe it's closer to an hour and a half than it is to an hour.

00:44:04.860 Yeah.

00:44:05.160 Maybe we go a little long and then I get to keep my job and someone from India doesn't come and take it. 1.00

00:44:10.880 Exactly.

00:44:11.480 It's nice.

00:44:11.980 We're actually safe.

00:44:12.800 India can't take my job. 1.00

00:44:14.620 AI can't take my job.

00:44:16.720 You know?

00:44:17.540 Yeah.

00:44:17.900 We're locked in.

00:44:18.520 We're pretty good.

00:44:19.340 We can go forever.

00:44:20.240 Yeah.

00:44:20.840 All right.

00:44:21.180 So we mentioned this in the intro.

00:44:22.920 Soundgarden. 0.99

00:44:23.560 YouTube can actually fucking kill us. 0.99

00:44:25.120 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:25.620 That's what I was about to say.

00:44:26.860 That's the only thing. 0.99

00:44:28.180 YouTube can come in like an axe murderer and behead us. 0.97

00:44:32.120 So that's it.

00:44:32.560 Besides that, we're untouchable.

00:44:35.340 Yep.

00:44:36.480 Soundgarden.

00:44:37.100 You know the music Soundgarden?

00:44:38.860 Yeah.

00:44:39.300 It's Grudge.

00:44:40.020 What's the song they sing?

00:44:40.900 Um, I don't know.

00:44:42.900 What was that one?

00:44:44.060 Blackstone Run.

00:44:45.940 Black Ol' Sun.

00:44:47.340 I think that's Soundgarden.

00:44:48.860 Maybe.

00:44:49.400 Black Ol' Sun and the Run.

00:44:52.200 Yeah, that's Soundgarden.

00:44:54.460 That's probably their most popular.

00:44:56.440 That's their most popular.

00:44:57.520 It's a band that was popular in the 90s and 2000s.

00:45:00.560 It's Grudge.

00:45:00.880 Chris Cornell was the main guy.

00:45:02.740 He died.

00:45:03.940 He's dead now. 0.91

00:45:05.220 Committed suicide. 0.84

00:45:06.000 He committed suicide.

00:45:07.440 And they replaced him with this, I don't know.

00:45:11.160 Shana Shepard, a powerhouse vocalist and Seattle community organizer, delivering a fresh

00:45:16.840 and soulful take on the Soundgarden legacy.

00:45:19.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:21.040 It's a fat black lady. 1.00

00:45:22.840 They replaced her with a fat black lady. 1.00

00:45:23.860 And then she's wearing, like, biker shorts. 0.97

00:45:26.700 Not really Soundgarden vibes.

00:45:28.440 And a t-shirt.

00:45:29.460 And then look what she does at one of the concerts.

00:45:31.620 So she did a stage dive. 1.00

00:45:50.340 Secondhand embarrassment.

00:45:51.420 That's, like, the most horrible misread of the room ever.

00:45:54.420 And then watch when she does this. 0.57

00:45:56.100 Look at the guitarist.

00:45:56.940 Kind of look at the other guy.

00:45:58.280 Goes, oh, my God. 0.95

00:45:59.480 What have I done?

00:46:00.160 Which is, I guess, what they used to do.

00:46:02.280 They'd stage dives.

00:46:03.320 But she did a stage dive as a 300-pounder into a crowd of 40 to 50-year-olds who probably 0.99

00:46:09.260 have bad backs.

00:46:10.820 They've been grunge fans since the early 90s.

00:46:14.000 And they're like, let's go relive our youth a little.

00:46:15.780 We're not looking to catch a 250-pound new lead singer. 0.99

00:46:19.360 So they probably have bad backs and shitty health insurance. 0.99

00:46:22.060 And they're 50 years old. 0.97

00:46:23.180 And then you dive in.

00:46:23.440 They work at Seattle Co-op or something.

00:46:25.020 Yeah.

00:46:25.340 And then, you know, I'm not one to criticize people about their weight all the time.

00:46:32.120 For sure, you shouldn't be.

00:46:33.500 You have no room to talk.

00:46:35.340 But there is, obviously, the fat acceptance movement.

00:46:38.160 Yeah.

00:46:38.500 That's, like, you're not fat.

00:46:40.260 You're great.

00:46:40.820 In fact, fat is good.

00:46:42.460 Yeah.

00:46:42.900 So it's kind of, like, similar to that where it's like, oh, don't let your weight stop.

00:46:46.280 You can do anything.

00:46:47.220 It's like, okay, I want to crowd surf.

00:46:49.140 Yeah.

00:46:49.640 Yeah.

00:46:50.200 Jump in.

00:46:51.120 Go for it.

00:46:52.120 And then that's what happens.

00:46:53.020 That's what you have here.

00:46:53.980 And then also crowd surfing is something that happens, like, when people, the crowd is so crazy,

00:46:58.400 caught up in the moment, and they love you.

00:47:00.300 This crowd is like, this was the first show.

00:47:02.980 Yeah.

00:47:03.280 This was the first show.

00:47:04.280 And they're like, okay, is this going to be good?

00:47:06.220 Okay.

00:47:06.620 I guess there's still the hit songs.

00:47:08.340 The voice is a little different.

00:47:09.800 But, again, this is like, why would these guys do this?

00:47:13.520 This is kind of the make-a-wish society that we always complain about.

00:47:16.920 Like, oh, she was caller number 103 on KISS FM, 103.5.

00:47:21.980 You're the lead singer of Soundgarden now.

00:47:23.820 Congratulations.

00:47:24.740 Come on down to Seattle.

00:47:26.520 But so-

00:47:27.760 You could have gone, like, visible doppel.

00:47:30.500 That's what I'm saying.

00:47:31.400 Or voice doppel to replace Chris Cornell. 0.99

00:47:33.780 You could find the ugliest fucking guy ever, and if he sounds exactly like Chris Cornell, bring him up. 0.99

00:47:39.360 Exactly. 1.00

00:47:39.740 He could even use Chris Cornell's daughter, who is a singer.

00:47:43.500 So Soundgarden botched it. 0.99

00:47:44.720 But they went with the Netflix style and picked a fat black woman. 1.00

00:47:48.780 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:49.000 They went Netflix.

00:47:50.140 And then my favorite is the presentation of this singer as a community organizer in Seattle. 1.00

00:47:55.700 She organized, like, a protest once or did some stupid shit with all the other fatties. 1.00

00:48:01.780 So Soundgarden toast. 1.00

00:48:03.920 Cooked.

00:48:04.320 And it's unfortunate because Soundgarden's a great band.

00:48:08.060 And, well, yeah, they were.

00:48:10.800 And they just could have done something actually satisfactory, and instead now they're getting pressed for all the wrong reasons. 0.96

00:48:17.300 And it's just retarded. 1.00

00:48:18.840 Yeah, not one of ours anymore. 0.79

00:48:20.060 Next, let's go to the person who's on jury duty and dresses up into a special outfit.

00:48:26.280 So I've got jury duty today.

00:48:28.640 So I figure, let's get into drag.

00:48:30.560 And before you all get after me for doing something that's, like, illegal, I checked.

00:48:33.740 And it is not illegal in the state of Oregon to get into drag for jury duty.

00:48:37.220 And by checked, I mean I asked my friend who's a judge.

00:48:39.520 And the thing about doing drag when you go to jury duty is that if you are late, it's not like any other gig.

00:48:44.640 You might go to jail.

00:48:45.380 Hello, my fellow Americans.

00:48:49.680 It's me, your favorite former everlasting governor, vice president of Canada, and careable Barbie, Sierra Palin.

00:48:55.520 You know, I'm just so excited to be going to jury duty today.

00:48:58.600 And it's really important to reduce regulations and reduce the carbon emissions that are happening from our animals and from the windmills.

00:49:09.460 You can't turn it off for a couple hours.

00:49:12.940 Jury duty comes once every five years, maybe.

00:49:16.360 And you can't not dress up in drag queen attire like Sarah Palin. 0.61

00:49:20.540 This is, like, probably the average New York Trump juror in the New York case coming up.

00:49:25.180 I know.

00:49:25.400 This is who, like, people show up for the Trump trial in, like, regular clothes and nothing.

00:49:30.420 This is random jury.

00:49:31.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:31.920 And he goes in the drag shit. 1.00

00:49:33.480 But then when it's a Trump trial, they try to hide it. 1.00

00:49:35.420 One day, you couldn't do one civic duty random day.

00:49:39.100 You had to film it, go in Sarah Palin, mocking drag, and be the center of attention at, like, this thing that nobody wants to go to. 0.85

00:49:47.180 Real, it's a heat check on what the gays are up to. 0.98

00:49:50.520 Yeah.

00:49:51.040 And it's not hot.

00:49:52.820 It's not good.

00:49:53.300 Civic duty.

00:49:54.280 Yeah.

00:49:54.800 They like that.

00:49:55.780 Duty.

00:49:56.280 They like duty.

00:49:57.200 You know where that goes.

00:49:58.260 All right. 0.94

00:49:59.480 Next, speaking of duty, this guy who's a gay guy is making a public service announcement to other gay guys because some gay guys aren't doing what they need to do health-wise. 0.99

00:50:10.720 When it comes to those hemorrhoids, take a break. 0.98

00:50:13.500 Let them heal. 0.99

00:50:15.100 You got a freaking bouquet of balloons back there, honey. 0.99

00:50:18.540 Let them heal. 1.00

00:50:19.720 So I guess that needed to be said because I'm assuming the gay guys aren't letting them heal, and they're fucking through it, it's called. 0.99

00:50:28.640 It's called fucking through it, and this guy has seen it at least three times to make a video of it. 0.99

00:50:33.660 You know, there's like a rule of thumb. 0.90

00:50:35.620 Like, you can't, you don't make it after two times.

00:50:38.260 So, you know, how did the people get monkey pox?

00:50:41.280 How does this happen?

00:50:42.340 How does all the diseases? 1.00

00:50:43.620 There's open wounds and disgusting shit going on, and they play through it. 1.00

00:50:46.800 You say F through it, but they play through it, and it's real disgusting. 1.00

00:50:51.700 An indictment of the community.

00:50:54.160 An indictment of the community, it's called.

00:50:56.140 Yeah.

00:50:56.560 All right, our next clip is the-

00:50:58.860 That was borderline.

00:50:59.560 That's like, that's as far as we go, I guess, on the show.

00:51:02.860 We have another one in Bonus Land coming up where we're going to clarify something in regards to poppers, the use of poppers, which we reference in Henchman Maxim 2, which we didn't quite understand.

00:51:13.480 Those are boss's poppers. 1.00

00:51:14.760 We thought the poppers were for something else, and then it turns out it's a very different use. 0.69

00:51:19.660 So, disgusting. 0.99

00:51:20.680 Disgusting. 0.99

00:51:21.720 And then our last clip of Cringe, these girls are doing like a video about what they think, I guess, being right wing is. 1.00

00:51:30.920 It's like Handmaid's Tale type-

00:51:32.120 Handmaid's Tale type lore. 0.97

00:51:33.600 Pompers full of sperm, put us in the barn. 1.00

00:51:36.500 Us and pigs on a Mississippi farm. 0.99

00:51:38.340 In nine months, we'll have a kid you won't care about. 0.99

00:51:41.840 And if the kid's not straight, white, male, we guarantee a living hell. 1.00

00:51:46.120 Murder in the name of a loving God. 0.99

00:51:50.080 Our women, our cattle, there's blood on our kids. 0.82

00:51:53.780 So, you're being paid to not pay attention.

00:51:57.640 Does it have to happen to your mother, to your sister, or your daughter for you to take it personal? 0.83

00:52:04.200 Yeah, so these are the same people who are quiet about the rape gangs in the UK, the Pakistani rape gangs. 0.89

00:52:11.680 Yeah. 0.97

00:52:12.320 But they're pretending that something like that's happening here, and it's all white guys doing it in Mississippi.

00:52:18.200 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:18.420 And this is also, to me, they're accidentally revealing that you're miserable. 0.99

00:52:24.160 Like, oh, you can't be happy in America unless you're straight, white, and male. 0.98

00:52:27.360 And it's like, so they're constantly focused on politics or something, making themselves miserable, spinning their wheels in the mud. 0.98

00:52:32.600 Like, there's not one happy white woman married to a white guy? 1.00

00:52:36.880 With a family off birth control, just fucking going. 0.99

00:52:40.540 And then another thing with this, it's like, the starting line of that video is like, 1.00

00:52:44.120 pump us full of sperm and treat us like cattle. 1.00

00:52:47.220 And it's like, is this fetish shit for you? 1.00

00:52:48.940 They like it. 1.00

00:52:49.740 Yeah, I bet you're probably thinking about, you know, getting me with your big, strong, white hands and pinning me down.

00:52:55.740 Jesus Christ.

00:52:56.100 Leave me in the barn like an animal.

00:52:57.620 What?

00:52:57.920 I just said hello.

00:52:58.840 I said good morning.

00:52:59.960 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:53:01.480 I think there's something. 0.96

00:53:02.900 These kind of people who do this over-the-top art shit, they reveal more about themselves to a certain extent. 0.98

00:53:08.440 Yeah, you thought that up? 0.98

00:53:09.760 Yeah.

00:53:09.940 This is a scenario you play over in your mind constantly?

00:53:12.360 I constantly think about this before I go to bed.

00:53:13.920 This is what's probably happening everywhere.

00:53:15.400 Yeah, it could happen to me.

00:53:16.960 Yeah.

00:53:17.860 And then also, you know, like you said, stop taking birth control.

00:53:21.240 When you take birth control, you get cooked.

00:53:23.140 And then when you get cooked, you get into a relationship you don't actually want.

00:53:26.240 And then when you stop taking the birth control to have kids, you hate your partner.

00:53:29.480 You hate your partner.

00:53:30.300 You're smelling fear.

00:53:31.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:32.060 There's new shit going on. 1.00

00:53:33.280 There's new shit. 1.00

00:53:33.940 Well, that was a quick cringe, but only because we have a double urban. 1.00

00:53:37.600 We're getting into our urban decay section right now.

00:53:40.140 All right, our first clip of urban decay is some shoplifters were caught shoplifting and

00:53:45.920 they got arrested.

00:53:47.100 And they're surprised because there's a new law in California, which is, I guess, an old

00:53:51.460 law that stealing is illegal.

00:53:52.620 But everyone voted on really enforcing stealing being illegal.

00:53:56.700 Yeah.

00:53:56.900 Imagine saying stealing is now like a felony is a new law. 0.99

00:54:01.200 It's like the oldest fucking don't steal. 0.99

00:54:03.480 It's like a commandment. 0.99

00:54:04.680 So we're just going to kind of speed through this montage, but it shows all these girls. 0.98

00:54:11.760 And this is the exact type of group we've covered a bunch of times before.

00:54:15.040 They go through everything they steal.

00:54:16.980 $648 of stolen stuff right there.

00:54:19.800 They walk in, they walk out.

00:54:21.320 They never even go to the register.

00:54:23.480 They walk in, they walk out.

00:54:25.440 Next video, they ran up $9.51 worth.

00:54:28.940 And they just walk out.

00:54:29.760 Yeah, they're done.

00:54:30.420 And then they get arrested and dragged to the ground.

00:54:34.240 And then here's them talking in the back of the cop car.

00:54:38.240 It's a felony.

00:54:40.460 $0.50 new laws.

00:54:43.360 Stealing is a felony.

00:54:48.820 And this is Orange County.

00:54:51.080 That's why I asked for county reasons.

00:54:52.660 That's where I went to jail last year and got on probation for a year for stealing out of Target.

00:54:57.620 Ah, so because I guess they're in Orange County where they actually enforce it, it's a felony now.

00:55:03.940 So they're learning and the girl goes, it's a felony.

00:55:07.460 And the one girl knew and was still doing it. 1.00

00:55:10.100 So like that tells you the degrees, right?

00:55:12.520 Like there's the opportunistic criminal.

00:55:14.900 There's the, I'm going to do crime either way.

00:55:16.800 Whether it's a felony or a misdemeanor, that's the girl who knew the laws.

00:55:20.500 And I don't know.

00:55:21.500 Is nature healing? 0.99

00:55:22.640 Hey, if it takes Gavin Newsom plotting a 2028 presidential run to save the state of California, it's fucked up. 0.99

00:55:31.180 But I still like seeing these types go get brought to jail. 0.97

00:55:34.120 I still like seeing these types get brought to jail too.

00:55:36.540 And I might push for some like a reparations the other way.

00:55:40.720 I mean, that was, they ran up $3,000 pretty quick or, you know, $2,500.

00:55:45.400 And who knows how many times they did it before they got caught.

00:55:47.740 Yeah.

00:55:47.940 Probably a bunch of times.

00:55:49.360 So there's reparations owed to normal Americans for all the looting and stealing and destruction over the last 20 years. 0.99

00:55:56.320 I agree.

00:55:56.840 15 years.

00:55:57.520 And then the next clip, we actually have a compilation here of all the cops letting the thieves know.

00:56:01.540 We do it a little different here in Orange County.

00:56:06.740 Orange County is different.

00:56:07.840 When you go to Orange County, you go to county jail.

00:56:11.420 That's how it works in Orange County and Sioux Beach.

00:56:13.440 You go to county jail?

00:56:14.480 Yeah.

00:56:15.420 Orange County prosecutes for theft.

00:56:16.960 So, listen to me.

00:56:20.020 Because this is Orange County.

00:56:21.200 This is in LA County.

00:56:21.980 We don't cite and release.

00:56:23.140 Are we going to, are we going to county?

00:56:24.900 Oh, we're going to county.

00:56:25.700 You go to county.

00:56:25.780 You go to county.

00:56:27.340 They'll release you from there.

00:56:28.340 Okay.

00:56:28.580 Okay, I'm just running out of the citation.

00:56:31.020 Welcome to Orange County.

00:56:32.120 Come on.

00:56:37.000 You're not in Orange County.

00:56:38.020 You're not in LA County.

00:56:38.980 We're in Orange County.

00:56:39.540 You guys are excited to do the crime in Orange County.

00:56:42.080 Have you to be?

00:56:43.220 Wrong county.

00:56:44.320 Is there any way you can just cite and release people?

00:56:46.400 We don't do that in Orange County.

00:56:47.520 You see how they know the phrase, too?

00:56:49.100 That's what I was going to say.

00:56:50.100 This girl probably has one of the lowest vocabularies, least educated people you've ever seen, and 1.00

00:56:54.860 she knows the phrase, cite and release.

00:56:56.420 It's not just a ticket.

00:56:57.360 You got to cite and release me?

00:56:59.340 No, no, no, no.

00:57:00.660 Very uplifting.

00:57:01.620 And it's funny because the type of people who are stealing within these rules, like the

00:57:06.520 under 950 or the various things, it's like you have to remember the county lines, too.

00:57:12.820 So they're having to keep track.

00:57:14.260 They probably have folders, and it's like, oh, I can hit this target.

00:57:17.100 Then that's just over the county line.

00:57:19.800 But yeah, knowing, cite and release is a major red flag for someone who probably doesn't know

00:57:23.800 a lot of other phrases.

00:57:25.100 Yep.

00:57:25.460 You're going to go to jail, and they'll release you there.

00:57:28.060 Yeah.

00:57:28.660 And then next, we're getting into our New York City subway system crime section.

00:57:34.000 We have a few stuff.

00:57:35.220 California, getting better, a little bit at least, and it should go statewide into effect

00:57:39.660 shortly.

00:57:40.400 And New York is unfortunately not yet.

00:57:42.980 Getting a little worse.

00:57:44.340 They haven't bottomed out.

00:57:45.380 And our first clip is a guy getting pushed on the subway tracks.

00:57:48.280 We're going to pause there right before he goes under the train because it is kind of,

00:57:51.720 what's it called?

00:57:52.600 Graphic?

00:57:53.260 Graphic.

00:57:53.700 But he's here in the subway.

00:57:55.600 He's standing there, and everything seems fine.

00:57:58.860 And at the very last second, as the train's coming in, this guy, who you should have your

00:58:06.100 head on a swivel for, and you should racially profile.

00:58:10.880 Yeah.

00:58:11.460 I mean, you definitely should be racially profiling. 1.00

00:58:13.660 You should be looking.

00:58:14.660 You should be profiling.

00:58:15.680 And he was doing neither, and it cost him severe injuries, right?

00:58:18.360 He didn't die, believe it or not.

00:58:19.540 Yeah.

00:58:19.920 He somehow survived, probably went underneath the train.

00:58:21.960 And then now, this is how everyone's standing on the subways in New York, back against the

00:58:25.860 wall, because they're all scared.

00:58:27.760 You know the smelling fear video that Flecha showed?

00:58:30.600 These guys saw the video.

00:58:31.960 They go, they started sweating and smelling different.

00:58:34.260 And now, and these are the same type of people who hang out in New York and are leftists who

00:58:39.000 kind of make fun of conservatives.

00:58:40.600 Like, what, are you afraid of Chicago?

00:58:42.520 You afraid of Inglewood?

00:58:43.700 You afraid to go on the subway?

00:58:45.020 Yeah.

00:58:45.440 Yeah.

00:58:45.900 And then this is how it works.

00:58:47.720 This is how, and you know, the same thing about those terrorist attacks, like New Orleans 0.99

00:58:53.180 and stuff, or school shootings, those kind of fucked up attacks that kind of inspire copycats. 0.95

00:58:59.500 There is a very real like, oh, I saw this. 0.98

00:59:02.060 I didn't think about it.

00:59:03.320 I'm going to do that now.

00:59:04.360 So I agree.

00:59:05.560 I'd be back against the wall too.

00:59:06.940 That's the slit throat patrol, as we call it.

00:59:09.160 Yeah.

00:59:09.360 Slit throat patrol. 0.97

00:59:10.520 Rap Boy and I lived in New York City in like 2011, the summer.

00:59:15.060 Yeah.

00:59:15.560 And whenever we rode the subway, we'd have STP calls.

00:59:18.820 So if you were standing there and you saw that black guy walking behind you, you'd go 0.73

00:59:21.960 STP, STP. 1.00

00:59:23.420 It means slit throat patrol because someone could come up behind you and just slit your throat.

00:59:27.180 And then we have like a system, one through five.

00:59:30.640 And then whenever your guard's fully down, you actually have to raise the level to a

00:59:34.340 higher level.

00:59:35.400 Yeah.

00:59:35.520 There's no such thing as level one because then your guard's too low.

00:59:39.360 So if you ever feel like you're at level one, then you instantly raise it to level three.

00:59:42.960 Exactly.

00:59:43.480 Yeah.

00:59:43.980 And that, you know, we don't get pushed on the tracks because I'm assuming a lot of

00:59:48.180 people want to push me on the tracks and I'm looking for people that are going to push

00:59:51.240 me.

00:59:51.740 Exactly.

00:59:52.420 We have some other people here.

00:59:53.460 This guy got stabbed, man stabbed in NYC subway station as congestion pricing kicks

00:59:57.620 in, forcing more commuters into the dangerous system.

01:00:00.460 Yeah.

01:00:00.580 And there were several stabbings, um, including an illegals who stabbed.

01:00:05.540 Illegals as well.

01:00:06.440 Last night, two people were stabbed, one dead and a third person assaulted on a southbound

01:00:10.380 seven train in Queens.

01:00:11.760 Police arrest, arrested three suspects, all illegal aliens.

01:00:15.640 Yep.

01:00:16.680 And then they're forcing people into the subways with congestion pricing.

01:00:20.900 There's a new fee.

01:00:22.240 Now, if you're a car or a truck or a cab, you have to pay, uh, to use the streets.

01:00:27.880 Um, like the tunnels, the bridges, some of the things that, uh, if a certain time of

01:00:32.340 day to reduce congestion, right?

01:00:33.880 So regular citizens pay $9 taxi cabs pay 75 cents motorcycle, four 50, uh, users will

01:00:40.900 pay one 50 trucks, 20 Ubers, Ubers, and then, uh, trucks pay $21.

01:00:46.940 Small trucks pay $14.

01:00:48.940 So you're basically, they made the subways so bad and so dangerous, full of repeat offenders. 0.54

01:00:54.920 And then if you don't want to ride the subway, cause it's all trash and criminals, now they're 0.95

01:00:59.260 going to force you in there. 0.83

01:01:00.600 It's kind of like Bane and Batman.

01:01:02.280 Yeah.

01:01:02.760 We forced them into the tunnels and then we blow it.

01:01:07.000 Yeah.

01:01:07.780 It's like, they're forcing you into like the Mad Max subway system kill box.

01:01:12.080 Yeah.

01:01:12.300 Without improving it or doing anything at all.

01:01:14.400 Right. 1.00

01:01:14.700 Um, more people are getting fucked up than ever and it's real Batman shit. 0.99

01:01:19.040 And it's all like, we saw, we're not going to cover it cause it happened towards the beginning 0.99

01:01:22.940 of the break.

01:01:23.440 Almost two weeks ago, the woman who got lit on fire by the Guatemalan migrant. 1.00

01:01:27.200 Yeah.

01:01:27.680 We're barely, we'll mention it, but it's like, you start to see all these things and they're

01:01:31.160 like strangers committing these crimes, slashing someone.

01:01:35.240 Uh, someone got knifed for asking someone to turn their music down.

01:01:40.240 They were playing it out loud.

01:01:41.700 But probably guess who's, I'm closing my eyes and picturing who would do such a thing.

01:01:46.540 Who plays music on speakerphone on the subway.

01:01:48.640 Yeah.

01:01:49.280 Um, and so yeah.

01:01:50.440 John Smith.

01:01:51.380 Is it John Smith?

01:01:52.760 Is it nefarious?

01:01:53.860 Yeah.

01:01:54.020 Um, so now we have all these issues, all these criminals on the subway.

01:01:58.340 And then if you are a working class person, now you're basically being forced into the

01:02:02.700 kill box. 0.85

01:02:03.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:03.680 And then there's a congestion pricing pussy who goes, your tolls pay for cleaner air, 1.00

01:02:09.800 better transit, safer streets, and a livable NYC. 0.98

01:02:14.340 Thanks. 0.99

01:02:14.900 What are you fucking talking about? 1.00

01:02:16.480 How about I bounce your head off the ground like a basketball? 1.00

01:02:19.040 Go on the subway and watch what happens.

01:02:21.480 Like that guy is.

01:02:23.200 Someone will take his purse.

01:02:24.500 Yeah.

01:02:24.820 And so here's the thing too, like, um, these congestion pricing, this was heavily funded.

01:02:32.040 The, uh, the proposal to do it was heavily funded by Uber and Lyft because it gives them

01:02:37.180 an advantage.

01:02:37.880 They pay less than an average commuter because they can still be out there.

01:02:41.900 Um, and so their rides are basically subsidized compared to the cost of you driving in.

01:02:47.200 Um, so it's a fascinating corporate dynamic and I don't think it stops in New York.

01:02:52.320 You think a cash strap, uh, city like Chicago, isn't going to be like, Oh, hey, whoa, congestion

01:02:57.580 pricing. 0.98

01:02:58.200 We're about to fuck all of our productive members of society because we didn't build enough lanes 0.99

01:03:02.880 or something. 0.99

01:03:03.440 Right.

01:03:04.200 And then the New York is paying 5 billion for illegals and they don't have the money. 0.50

01:03:09.040 Got to make it up.

01:03:09.760 Somehow.

01:03:10.020 I make it up.

01:03:10.580 Somehow.

01:03:10.920 Who do you charge?

01:03:12.320 Not the illegals. 0.94

01:03:13.380 He charged the regular people.

01:03:14.680 Yeah.

01:03:14.840 You charge the productive members of society who are actually trying to get somewhere at an

01:03:18.840 appropriate time of day.

01:03:20.040 You know, nobody cares about the drunk driver.

01:03:22.320 At 3am crossing the bridge, but like, you know, it's, it's just not a good trend.

01:03:27.660 And then it's like government policy dictating behavior.

01:03:31.520 And, you know, God knows what kind of, what do businesses think?

01:03:35.520 You know?

01:03:36.260 Oh, I'm a business and I'm open and now I'm getting way less traffic because of these artificial

01:03:40.740 taxes that were brought in for no reason.

01:03:43.720 You know, you think foot traffic's going up?

01:03:46.540 Yeah.

01:03:47.080 Exactly.

01:03:47.400 I don't know.

01:03:48.780 And then the guardian angels, Curtis Lewa, who was a big in, I think the eighties when

01:03:52.900 crime was really bad in New York.

01:03:54.700 They're active again.

01:03:56.280 Here's him in the background.

01:03:57.500 Just talking, giving a press conference.

01:03:59.400 But I saw a lady guardian angel in the background. 1.00

01:04:01.900 So they may have gotten woke too.

01:04:04.640 She'll get beaten up. 1.00

01:04:06.180 I know, but I'm happy everyone's helping.

01:04:08.180 But also, I don't know.

01:04:10.600 I thought it was men.

01:04:11.520 I thought it was a men thing.

01:04:13.080 Curtis Lewa, a real Polak. 1.00

01:04:14.880 Yeah.

01:04:15.380 You like that.

01:04:16.380 Yeah.

01:04:17.080 Okay.

01:04:17.780 We're in our second page of Urban Decay.

01:04:19.560 We still have a lot left.

01:04:20.540 We're going to go.

01:04:21.180 I don't know.

01:04:21.640 Expect the incidents to rise.

01:04:23.400 We're, we're, yeah, it's not, it's not getting better on the subway.

01:04:26.560 You know how we have a migrant section.

01:04:28.020 Then we had a COVID section.

01:04:29.060 We had a Ukraine section.

01:04:30.680 We're going to have a New York City subway crime section because everyone's going to be on

01:04:34.540 it now that they have to, and it's not going to be pretty.

01:04:37.340 In a city where there are people who are 87X re-offenders, 87-time offenders, I don't

01:04:44.400 think that anyone's getting comfy on the subway.

01:04:46.880 Yeah.

01:04:46.940 The knife guy was arrested 87 times, and a lot of them were like in recent years for

01:04:51.480 stabbing people.

01:04:52.460 Yeah. 0.72

01:04:53.200 Who could have seen?

01:04:53.880 You stab one person, you're gone.

01:04:56.160 Yeah.

01:04:56.520 Who could have seen that coming?

01:04:57.740 You should be bounced from society. 0.92

01:04:58.660 Remember when we used to hang horse thieves? 0.96

01:05:00.500 Mm-hmm.

01:05:01.400 Then now California had to restart that law. 0.58

01:05:05.460 Oh, crazy.

01:05:06.360 All right.

01:05:06.880 Next, we have some bad delivery, guys.

01:05:10.200 Our first one.

01:05:11.620 Let that play.

01:05:12.440 I'm not going to explain it too much.

01:05:14.220 We can't answer the door right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, you can do

01:05:17.940 it now.

01:05:20.160 Hi.

01:05:20.640 I have diarrhea. 0.79

01:05:21.380 Please let me eat your bathroom. 0.99

01:05:22.240 Please, please, please.

01:05:23.920 I can't. 0.99

01:05:24.760 I'm going to shit myself. 0.96

01:05:26.100 I'm so sorry. 0.91

01:05:27.300 I'm so sorry.

01:05:28.480 I'm so sorry.

01:05:29.360 I'm sorry.

01:05:30.040 I'm sorry.

01:05:30.600 I can't.

01:05:32.780 I can't.

01:05:33.700 I can't.

01:05:34.600 Get out of my bathroom.

01:05:35.640 I can't.

01:05:36.640 Get out of my bathroom. 0.99

01:05:37.280 I'm going to shit myself. 1.00

01:05:38.900 You are scaring my children. 0.99

01:05:40.240 I'm sorry.

01:05:40.900 I'm sorry.

01:05:41.580 I'm just going.

01:05:42.580 Please get out of my bathroom. 0.99

01:05:43.220 No, no.

01:05:44.320 I'm going to.

01:05:45.180 Please get out of my bathroom. 0.99

01:05:46.640 I'm going, I'm scared.

01:05:47.800 Please.

01:05:48.300 Please get out of my bathroom. 0.99

01:05:49.540 No.

01:05:49.760 I'm going to.

01:05:50.720 I'm going to.

01:05:51.180 I'm going to.

01:05:51.700 Please.

01:05:52.120 So that's why most guys carry an extra pair of underwear in the car.

01:06:17.960 What?

01:06:19.820 That's where you're going with this? 0.99

01:06:21.180 I was like, nobody can shit in my house either way. 0.99

01:06:24.080 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:24.420 No one's coming in.

01:06:25.180 There's kids who trust that guy.

01:06:26.660 Nobody, especially when there's a million migrants and repeat offenders. 1.00

01:06:29.620 The days of like humanity and like trusting people are way gone.

01:06:34.700 Yeah.

01:06:35.080 Hey, come blow out my house. 1.00

01:06:36.660 You're handling my food as well. 1.00

01:06:38.160 You're shitting right now. 1.00

01:06:39.240 Oh, come on in. 1.00

01:06:40.140 Get in here.

01:06:40.760 My daughter, I'll get her out of the way. 0.99

01:06:42.860 Yeah. 0.89

01:06:43.240 People are crazy. 1.00

01:06:44.100 Shit your pants like a man and then drive home and go throw out your underwear. 1.00

01:06:47.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:47.420 Throw out your underwear.

01:06:48.380 How many pairs of underwear you throw out a year, you think?

01:06:51.760 None?

01:06:52.480 Zero?

01:06:53.200 Of course not.

01:06:54.220 What are you, a baby?

01:06:54.980 How many of you?

01:06:55.680 None.

01:06:56.380 None?

01:06:56.840 You're not a baby.

01:06:58.220 Are you sure?

01:06:58.740 Yeah.

01:06:59.240 No one does that.

01:06:59.940 Sounds like you blow out a lot.

01:07:01.560 I've thrown out some ripped underwear.

01:07:03.520 They rip.

01:07:04.320 They blow out.

01:07:05.760 But you, I think you blow out in a different way.

01:07:08.840 You shouldn't say that.

01:07:10.180 All right.

01:07:10.540 All right.

01:07:11.320 Next, there was a Uber driver who participated in a home invasion.

01:07:15.840 They tipped people off.

01:07:17.240 Osceola deputies have arrested 22-year-old Brianna Alvelo and booked her into the county jail.

01:07:23.120 They say she and a man broke into the Riviera Motel in Kissimmee this past Sunday and attacked a person in one of the rooms.

01:07:29.740 All because Alvelo didn't get a big enough pizza delivery tip.

01:07:34.140 Detectives from the Violent Crimes Unit say the victim ordered pizza from a local restaurant earlier that evening and Alvelo got upset over the size of the tip.

01:07:42.500 They say Alvelo later went back to the victim's motel room with a man and the pair forced their way into the room.

01:07:49.480 Investigators say the man had a gun and Alvelo had a knife and she started stabbing the victim.

01:07:54.420 The pair allegedly stole things from the room before leaving.

01:07:57.680 Wow.

01:07:58.520 This is like a 22-year-old girl, 22, 23, committed multiple felonies and actually stabbed the person over $5 to $10. 0.98

01:08:06.940 So we're living in a world where the falafel guy, the street meat falafel guy is fucking snapping a pigeon's neck and doing who knows what. 1.00

01:08:18.160 This guy's begging to shit in your house, blow it out, destroy it. 1.00

01:08:22.100 And he just brought your like Long John Silver's or whatever. 1.00

01:08:25.560 And then the pizza people are coming.

01:08:27.160 So we're kind of at this point where you want to limit how many random zero qualifications people are handling your food and touching your stuff, right?

01:08:38.960 Because the only guy who has anything to risk is the actual falafel cart guy.

01:08:44.820 He had to plan some stuff.

01:08:46.300 He had to get a permit or something.

01:08:47.640 He had to afford the cart.

01:08:49.060 Who knows, right?

01:08:50.200 But these Uber Eats, these types of people, sending them to your house so often, I don't know. 0.96

01:08:54.640 And the more you do it, the more likely you are to encounter one that's going to fuck you up somehow. 0.85

01:08:59.180 Because it is like a lower level job. 0.73

01:09:01.120 So whoever's doing it, it's like illegal or doesn't have other means of income.

01:09:04.780 They don't get turned down.

01:09:05.940 There's not an interview and a handshake and a look you in the eye.

01:09:08.580 It's what kind of vehicle do you have?

01:09:10.660 When do you start?

01:09:11.560 And we've also covered how the illegals who can't do it and can't qualify pay the Uber Eats people to like rent their app to be deliverers. 0.94

01:09:20.180 Yeah.

01:09:20.440 You're Michael now.

01:09:21.540 Congratulations, Miguel.

01:09:22.480 You're Michael Johnson now.

01:09:23.900 And then you have that and then like these people are also involved in other scams and illegal activity and then it kind of overlaps.

01:09:31.320 Or it's like, oh, yeah, I saw that they had a computer right by the door and they're in a back room and I can maybe get in there at night or I'll come back later or the door was unlocked or whatever.

01:09:43.180 Yeah.

01:09:43.500 You can kind of give people an excuse to do crimes on you, which is why I have a Rottweiler.

01:09:49.500 Yeah, Rottweiler and guns.

01:09:51.000 It's a little different.

01:09:51.680 I mean, but even then, like, you don't want to have to use it.

01:09:54.380 You don't want to have to fight someone.

01:09:55.880 Even that means you lost, you know, to a certain extent.

01:10:00.780 You want to go to the next story here?

01:10:02.000 And this happened in the UK.

01:10:03.260 Their version of Uber Eats is Deliveroo, which is an app.

01:10:07.760 Yeah.

01:10:08.520 But can you read the headline? 0.95

01:10:09.260 I was sexually assaulted by a Deliveroo writer using a fake name.

01:10:13.980 The app had no details for Monster Who Attacked Me in my home.

01:10:18.020 And when we saw this headline, we thought it was going to be one of those migrants. 0.98

01:10:21.160 It still might be one of those migrants who was, like, using someone else's app.

01:10:25.580 But basically, the gist, long and short, is a guy got creepy, delivered something to a single girl's room, asked if he could hug her after he barged in.

01:10:34.940 And...

01:10:35.480 Sounds like a migrant. 1.00

01:10:36.460 It kind of, it sounds migrant, it sounds Pakistani.

01:10:39.240 Sounds a little Pakistani. 1.00

01:10:40.000 Sounds brown.

01:10:41.100 Doesn't sound like a 10th generation Englishman.

01:10:44.660 And then, here's where it really gives it away.

01:10:46.880 They weren't allowed to describe the person because that could lead to false accusations.

01:10:53.200 So, you don't even have a description.

01:10:54.980 Oh, he's 5'7", 120 pounds, Pakistani. 0.99

01:10:59.080 They're not allowed to say that because that could lead to, you know, people getting labeled as something they're not.

01:11:05.100 And then, you actually don't protect the victim.

01:11:07.240 You're protecting the criminal.

01:11:09.120 You go through the entire article, which is all about this unsolved, unknown sexual assault in someone's home.

01:11:16.280 He's at large.

01:11:17.160 And they don't describe the guy.

01:11:19.700 Because we don't want any unwanted accusations on our Pakistani community or whatever.

01:11:24.800 And it's like the same, it's like Ann Coulter's law.

01:11:27.340 Like, the longer they don't describe him or don't provide a description, you know exactly kind of who it is, right? 0.92

01:11:32.160 And then, this is one of the more fucked up parts from the story, just to round out this bad Uber Eats driver section.

01:11:40.720 This girl had a live chat with the app, like, saying, like, oh, hey, what's up? 0.95

01:11:45.280 What's going on?

01:11:46.180 Who was this?

01:11:46.900 Can I get more information?

01:11:48.940 And the live chat is like, I apologize for what happened.

01:11:51.840 Can you kindly confirm what restaurant you ordered from?

01:11:54.420 And then, she kind of, like, didn't reply for 10 minutes.

01:11:57.700 She put her phone in her pocket, and then the app goes, as we've not heard from you for a few minutes now, I'm going to end the chat.

01:12:04.180 If you need help with anything else, please use the order help feature on our website or app.

01:12:07.780 Thanks for getting in touch.

01:12:08.920 And this is after she's, like, talking about being sexually assaulted by the driver.

01:12:12.960 Someone's just looking to get out of it and provide the minimum human interaction possible.

01:12:17.740 So, that's it.

01:12:19.300 That's another one.

01:12:20.160 It's not the time to be maximizing your interaction level with the lowest possible, like, incompetent job people.

01:12:32.440 You know what I mean?

01:12:33.200 Like, and some people are great.

01:12:34.760 And this gives a bad name to people who are doing this, like, in a pinch or as an extra hustle if they want to afford a new car, you know?

01:12:41.200 Like, the people who pick it up for extra work.

01:12:43.440 But you hear these horrible stories, and it makes it less and less worth it, right?

01:12:47.600 Very sad.

01:12:48.220 All right, next, we're going to end this section.

01:12:50.420 We're going to go fast through this, but this is the ungrateful PS5 section.

01:12:54.580 I'd rather do this section and cut some uplifting gold than do this.

01:12:59.100 Yeah, we'll do it.

01:12:59.680 We're putting everything in.

01:13:01.120 Cool. 0.99

01:13:01.940 All right, here's some Christmas gift shit. 0.99

01:13:04.220 And this is real? 0.99

01:13:06.080 This is real?

01:13:06.720 I think this is real.

01:13:08.140 What is it, Samsung, bro?

01:13:10.260 Hey! 0.99

01:13:11.020 What the heck? 0.96

01:13:12.900 Why y'all always doing this, bro? 0.96

01:13:15.660 Every year y'all do this.

01:13:16.980 I don't want no, no, Hisense, bro.

01:13:20.800 I'd say I wanted a Samsung.

01:13:22.680 This is not, I can't play this.

01:13:25.100 Oh! 0.60

01:13:25.900 Oh! 0.60

01:13:27.080 Oh! 0.60

01:13:30.060 So it's a PS5 box, and then it's a PS2.

01:13:33.300 Come here, man.

01:13:33.360 Come here!

01:13:34.180 Hey! 0.99

01:13:35.940 Bro, get in!

01:13:36.640 Get up, bro!

01:13:37.140 Go outside! 1.00

01:13:38.240 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

01:13:39.460 So they were not happy. 1.00

01:13:42.260 Now on, the dad pranked him with a PS5 box and put like a lesser PS in there.

01:13:46.380 Yeah.

01:13:47.260 And they smashed it.

01:13:48.100 But he was, I assume he was going to still give them the PS5?

01:13:50.640 Because you don't just get a box from nothing, right?

01:13:52.280 But then they kind of ruined it.

01:13:53.840 Yeah, you kind of ruined the gift.

01:13:55.120 By smashing it and not being grateful.

01:13:57.660 And then the next one is an adult who has a bad reaction.

01:14:00.600 I don't care, bro.

01:14:04.440 I don't care, bro.

01:14:05.860 I didn't, I couldn't afford a PS5.

01:14:09.720 Okay, stop, for real.

01:14:11.160 I couldn't afford a PS5.

01:14:11.420 You're watching Rap House TV.

01:14:13.340 I'm talking to you.

01:14:14.220 You doing all this because I didn't get you a game?

01:14:16.120 Yes.

01:14:16.820 You told me you're just going to give me a PS5, bro.

01:14:18.780 You should never tell me that, bro.

01:14:20.000 Bro, you are getting there 30 years old.

01:14:21.920 You talking about somebody that bought you a PS5.

01:14:24.320 Your word is your bond.

01:14:25.300 Start keeping your word, but you can't give me a PS5 because you're like, you spent all

01:14:28.940 this money on your son.

01:14:29.900 You're watching Rap House TV.

01:14:36.440 If you're not my son at the end of the day, why should I be buying you a PS5?

01:14:39.360 If you're not going to get my PS5 like you told me last year.

01:14:43.720 All right, you know what?

01:14:44.760 Don't even worry about it, because I ain't going to lie. 0.99

01:14:47.060 All this shit that you're doing is petty. 0.99

01:14:48.680 I know, right? 1.00

01:14:49.580 Now I'm petty.

01:14:50.400 Now I'm petty because I'm breaking the toys.

01:14:52.540 In the whole world, I'm going to see how you act. 1.00

01:14:55.780 Your ass almost 30 years old. 0.99

01:14:57.400 Now I'm petty because I'm breaking the toys. 1.00

01:14:58.240 Now I'm petty because I'm breaking the toys.

01:14:58.280 Now I'm petty because I'm breaking the toys, bro.

01:15:00.980 We started repeating.

01:15:02.300 Starts repeating.

01:15:03.360 Now I'm petty because I'm breaking your toys.

01:15:04.740 Now I'm petty because I'm breaking your toys.

01:15:06.640 Rap House TV, audio watermark. 1.00

01:15:10.440 You should die. 0.99

01:15:12.140 I'm sorry. 1.00

01:15:13.060 If that's what you're doing to viral videos, you should go to hell at least. 0.97

01:15:16.980 Yeah, almost 30 years old, didn't get any gifts for the kid. 0.88

01:15:20.220 It's like Christmas is not like, Christmas is for the kids.

01:15:24.400 Adults age out.

01:15:25.420 We know that.

01:15:26.460 If you're an adult, you can buy yourself something.

01:15:28.600 And if you can't buy yourself something, don't play PS5.

01:15:31.660 If you can't afford your own PS5, that means you shouldn't be playing PS5.

01:15:36.580 It's a full self-fulfilling cycle.

01:15:38.440 You need an Uber Eats and sexually assault people on Uber Eats app.

01:15:41.560 Wow, that's the same penalty as Rap House TV, audio watermark.

01:15:46.220 All right, our last one, Jack Daugherty and Lil Pump.

01:15:50.760 I guess.

01:15:51.860 It's not important.

01:15:53.040 It doesn't matter.

01:15:53.680 But they did something nice where they're giving gifts out in the urban areas

01:15:58.160 and listen to how these people reacted.

01:16:01.360 All right, I know you say you wanted a PS5.

01:16:02.840 There you go.

01:16:04.580 There you guys go.

01:16:06.440 We got to keep it one per, like, just because there's so many other people.

01:16:10.220 Because, like, there's more people over there.

01:16:11.740 He went with them.

01:16:13.640 Bro, let's go over there.

01:16:16.060 What?

01:16:16.700 People are, yeah.

01:16:18.020 Come on, guys.

01:16:19.100 There's a thousand people out here.

01:16:20.860 Oh, my daughter.

01:16:22.180 I came with my daughter.

01:16:23.440 Okay, bad, bad.

01:16:24.360 Yo, are you serious?

01:16:25.400 That's very greedy.

01:16:26.280 That's super greedy. 0.51

01:16:27.480 That's super greedy. 0.51

01:16:28.460 Super greedy.

01:16:29.360 No, no, that's it.

01:16:29.940 That's super greedy. 0.51

01:16:30.860 That's it.

01:16:31.040 Next.

01:16:31.780 You know, I was very poor when I was a kid.

01:16:36.420 And if somebody had me a basketball, I would have been so happy.

01:16:38.760 That, no.

01:16:39.380 It doesn't matter.

01:16:40.520 It doesn't matter.

01:16:41.320 You should be happy that we're giving away gifts.

01:16:45.680 That's very rude.

01:16:46.460 That's very rude.

01:16:48.000 Nah, you're rude.

01:16:49.100 No, you're rude. 0.68

01:16:49.920 You're rude.

01:16:50.560 Let me go to the gym.

01:16:51.500 Yo, we just gave him a PS5, bro.

01:16:53.180 So the PS5.

01:16:54.760 You still get a free PS5, and then you end up yelling at someone, leaving.

01:16:59.040 You're rude.

01:16:59.680 Because you need more people in your family to get more stuff for free.

01:17:03.720 PS5 is driving a wedge in a lot of people's relationships.

01:17:06.700 This is crazy.

01:17:07.620 The PS5 is what?

01:17:09.200 $450?

01:17:10.060 Yeah.

01:17:10.480 $400.

01:17:11.140 $450, $500 after tax.

01:17:12.160 It's not even that crazy.

01:17:13.620 It's, you know, some people who are pinching pennies behind on their bills.

01:17:16.900 Like, it's a luxury, right? 0.99

01:17:18.340 But you don't yell and snap at people and get two when you're fucking, how much you shove it in your mouth. 0.99

01:17:23.600 That's a good point. 1.00

01:17:24.380 How much is that pig shoving in her mouth? 1.00

01:17:25.800 That's a good point. 0.99

01:17:26.920 Not happy.

01:17:27.800 Christmas.

01:17:28.560 Not grateful.

01:17:29.500 Not good.

01:17:30.560 Well, don't get too down or too depressed by all this.

01:17:32.700 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold and we have really uplifting stuff.

01:17:35.820 Our first clip from Uplifting Gold is actually PS5 related as well.

01:17:39.780 It's PS5 related as well.

01:17:41.360 This is the other side of the coin.

01:17:43.020 This, do we give them some context?

01:17:44.860 This kid was playing trumpet and kind of doing, what do they call it, busking?

01:17:48.280 Where you're looking for money?

01:17:49.500 Yeah.

01:17:49.840 He's a talented panhandler where he's like playing trumpet for money to get a PS5.

01:17:56.860 My husband always taking care of the folks' kids that's in need when it comes to a good cause.

01:18:05.020 So he's playing the trumpet. 1.00

01:18:06.440 This is some New Orleans shit. 1.00

01:18:07.660 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:07.900 He's in the middle ground.

01:18:10.000 Merry Christmas.

01:18:12.540 Bro, you can go home and enjoy your day, bro.

01:18:14.520 You can go home.

01:18:15.160 Merry Christmas.

01:18:15.960 Yes, we're serious.

01:18:18.000 Go home and enjoy your day, bro.

01:18:19.060 Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

01:18:20.300 Yes.

01:18:20.520 And you keep the hundred, too.

01:18:21.720 Thank you.

01:18:22.000 Go home and enjoy your day.

01:18:22.960 I brought you another controller so your brother can have one.

01:18:25.440 Come on.

01:18:25.700 Thank you so much.

01:18:26.440 I'm probably sweating.

01:18:27.100 Thank you.

01:18:28.320 Isn't that nice?

01:18:30.160 You know the smelling fear thing that we were talking about?

01:18:33.380 There's a parallel here. 0.96

01:18:35.400 People can smell someone who's desperate and greedy and a little rat.

01:18:40.340 And then they can also smell someone who's working hard and, like, kind of deserves it and deserves to get, like, a shortcut from an actual guy in the neighborhood who wants to hook you up.

01:18:50.520 He's showing he's going out to work, you know.

01:18:52.840 There's different breeds. 0.98

01:18:54.380 Fat Mexican mom with two kids. 0.99

01:18:56.180 Greedy. 1.00

01:18:57.060 Get out of here.

01:18:57.920 More PS5.

01:18:58.560 Take away the first PS5.

01:19:00.100 This kid who's grinding hard and, like, cold and playing the trumpet.

01:19:03.960 PS5.

01:19:04.400 This happened to us recently.

01:19:07.480 There was a kid, a young black man, a young black boy.

01:19:11.100 He's probably, like, 12.

01:19:12.900 Okay.

01:19:13.300 He came by the house.

01:19:14.900 He was knocking on the door.

01:19:16.500 I may have told the story in Bonus Land.

01:19:18.480 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:19:19.120 Now I remember.

01:19:19.620 He was selling hats.

01:19:21.460 And he was wearing a polo and khaki shorts.

01:19:23.900 And he was selling hats to save up money to buy golf clubs.

01:19:28.180 And sometimes you hear, like, oh, we're selling candy for the basketball team. 0.99

01:19:31.720 And it's kind of bullshit, whatever. 0.99

01:19:33.060 Of course, yeah. 0.99

01:19:33.680 Outside of Publix, they got the same little candy box you've seen every time.

01:19:37.560 Yeah.

01:19:37.960 So he was selling hats to raise money to buy golf clubs.

01:19:42.340 And then I asked him a couple of questions.

01:19:43.600 I'm like, oh, where do you play?

01:19:44.600 And he named a couple of courses.

01:19:45.760 One of them we've played, Twin Brooks.

01:19:48.420 And then he was saying he's, like, trying to join a league.

01:19:50.820 And he showed me his grip.

01:19:51.980 And he knew what he was talking about.

01:19:53.220 He did, like, a practice swing.

01:19:54.700 So then I just gave him an old pair of clubs that were actually really good.

01:19:57.720 Yeah.

01:19:58.280 A complete set, right?

01:19:59.460 A complete set of tailor-made burner clubs, which are great for, like,

01:20:02.580 if you're just starting, like, those will get you as far as you want to go.

01:20:05.240 Yeah.

01:20:05.860 And I just gave it to him because I did the same thing.

01:20:08.000 I smelled the authenticity.

01:20:10.720 He was a nice kid.

01:20:11.920 He was well-raised.

01:20:12.680 He was well-spoken.

01:20:13.480 His mom was there.

01:20:14.700 Grinding.

01:20:15.300 Grinding.

01:20:15.840 Selling something.

01:20:16.520 Not just asking for money, but selling a hat.

01:20:18.540 I don't need a hat, but here are some golf clubs.

01:20:21.280 So it's good to help those types when you sniff it out.

01:20:24.520 For sure.

01:20:25.140 There's another kid who comes around, and he cleans my windows.

01:20:30.840 He's taking money from me.

01:20:31.920 He's taking money out of your pocket.

01:20:32.500 And he just takes my money.

01:20:33.780 Because he goes, oh, I'm here to clean your windows.

01:20:35.500 But he cleans. 0.99

01:20:36.100 He does a shitty job. 0.94

01:20:37.080 He leaves streak marks, and then he can't reach the windshield. 0.95

01:20:40.160 So he cleans the windows of my car, and he does, like, half of them.

01:20:42.660 And he leaves streak marks with paper towels, and he makes it worse.

01:20:45.460 And then it rains the next day.

01:20:45.960 And then it rains, and he leaves my car worse.

01:20:47.860 And then he knocks on the door, and I have to, like, hide in my own house

01:20:50.820 because I don't want to have to face him.

01:20:52.200 Yeah.

01:20:52.820 So it goes both ways.

01:20:54.300 Yeah.

01:20:54.820 And then that kid, he's in school.

01:20:57.160 And I'm like, how are you doing in school?

01:20:58.020 And he goes, oh, okay.

01:20:58.880 I had a test today, or I had a test last week on World War II.

01:21:01.940 I said, how did you do?

01:21:02.640 He said, I got a 73.

01:21:04.620 That's not high-performing.

01:21:05.980 I'm not going to give you money to, what, buy a dime bag when you're in eighth grade?

01:21:09.560 Smoke weed with your eighth-grade friends?

01:21:11.600 Not for me.

01:21:12.300 So I kind of stopped with that kid.

01:21:14.080 Yeah.

01:21:14.800 Okay, next is a guy who's at the store, and an urban individual approaches him. 0.99

01:21:22.500 Hey, tighten up, little nigga. 1.00

01:21:23.620 It look like you got a switch on you. 0.99

01:21:25.780 Oh, no, sir.

01:21:26.760 I trust God.

01:21:27.740 I got the Bible on me.

01:21:29.160 I feel you.

01:21:29.940 But we glistening.

01:21:31.100 Uh-oh.

01:21:31.780 Uh-huh.

01:21:32.340 But I love you, though.

01:21:34.440 Hey, Jesus.

01:21:35.000 But if you did have a switch, I would have took it off you.

01:21:37.200 Uh-oh, man.

01:21:37.660 I taped switches.

01:21:38.940 Uh-oh, man.

01:21:40.000 Hey, can I pray with you?

01:21:41.180 Yeah, let's pray, bro.

01:21:42.300 Oh, man.

01:21:42.960 That's what's up.

01:21:44.360 You're having me.

01:21:44.920 What's your name, Kat?

01:21:46.160 OKC Pranks.

01:21:47.120 OKC Pranks.

01:21:48.880 And then he goes to pray over him after.

01:21:52.860 He's the orchid man.

01:21:54.020 But it's like, oh, if you had a gun on you, I'd take it.

01:21:56.300 And he goes, uh-oh. 1.00

01:21:57.380 Oh, that's kind of the energy you have to have with those pranksters and shit. 0.99

01:22:01.600 To de-escalate. 0.99

01:22:02.540 Uh-oh.

01:22:03.780 Whoopsie.

01:22:04.880 OK.

01:22:05.420 Our next clip is a...

01:22:07.480 We'll skip this one.

01:22:08.340 It's a guy who got bit by a snake.

01:22:10.320 Let's go, guys.

01:22:11.640 We just got a diamondback. 1.00

01:22:13.040 Let's go.

01:22:13.640 I'm like, well, I'm cooked.

01:22:16.800 What a meme, dude.

01:22:21.100 GG.

01:22:21.920 Um, I was just peeling the bark and just got bit in the leg by a diamondback. 1.00

01:22:27.180 So, in the leg.

01:22:29.740 Ow. 0.99

01:22:33.180 Let's get some pictures of it first. 0.90

01:22:34.420 I mean, we're already screwed anyways.

01:22:35.920 He ended up going to the hospital. 0.99

01:22:36.960 I guess he lived, but his leg was really fucked up. 0.99

01:22:38.880 It's the most venomous snake in North America, I believe, or in America. 0.99

01:22:42.040 Yeah, he did tons of anti-venom.

01:22:44.000 And, like, he ended up being fine.

01:22:45.480 But, like, the initial reaction to film content would be like, bro, I'm a meme.

01:22:49.680 This is crazy.

01:22:51.200 Good game.

01:22:51.760 GG.

01:22:52.140 Good game.

01:22:52.640 And it's like, you're going to die for this.

01:22:54.120 Get in the car now.

01:22:56.200 GG.

01:22:56.980 Get in the car.

01:22:57.100 All right, we've got to go fast.

01:22:57.940 We're running out of time.

01:22:58.680 This is a gender reveal. 0.63

01:22:59.900 This is uplifting.

01:23:00.960 Hey, hey, hey.

01:23:03.840 Oh, baby.

01:23:04.700 Whoa.

01:23:05.840 It's a boy.

01:23:13.180 Yep.

01:23:13.540 Very nice.

01:23:14.320 All right.

01:23:15.560 Next is this.

01:23:17.900 What are you trying to show us?

01:23:19.240 Ready?

01:23:19.700 Yeah.

01:23:19.900 Ready?

01:23:20.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:20.740 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:23:23.520 Earthquake. 1.00

01:23:25.680 Wow. 1.00

01:23:26.540 What the fuck? 1.00

01:23:28.360 I would have bought drapes for us and taken those stupid fucking towels down, then put stars 1.00

01:23:32.760 on the fucking ceiling. 1.00

01:23:33.560 That's what we prioritized, right? 0.99

01:23:35.360 It's a little bit.

01:23:42.520 Disappointed boomer parents.

01:23:44.540 Is that his dad?

01:23:45.460 That's his dad.

01:23:46.540 He's going to buy drapes first.

01:23:47.960 He has a towel hanging up.

01:23:49.580 All right.

01:23:49.920 Next is the New Year's Eve countdown in a different way.

01:23:53.860 This is the Smoking Deaths countdown.

01:23:56.220 Six, five, four, three, two, one.

01:24:01.660 Isn't that nice?

01:24:07.140 440,000?

01:24:08.820 Die a year from smoking.

01:24:10.440 That's not even that much.

01:24:12.240 I'm fine with smoking.

01:24:14.060 I'm kind of back in on smoking.

01:24:15.900 Well, we're not recommending.

01:24:18.200 They really fear mongered that.

01:24:19.600 When I was a kid, I thought you really died.

01:24:21.780 Yeah, that's a good point. 1.00

01:24:22.720 I know a lot of people who smoke and they're fucking 80. 0.98

01:24:25.440 It's fun. 0.99

01:24:26.560 It's fucking good. 0.98

01:24:27.420 It's American. 0.99

01:24:28.440 Yeah, it's American.

01:24:29.520 You ever watch a movie from back then?

01:24:31.040 Everyone's ripping cigs.

01:24:32.060 They're ripping them.

01:24:32.820 And it's fun.

01:24:33.860 Okay.

01:24:34.300 We have some shout outs.

01:24:35.880 Happy birthday to Tyler Sweeney's boyfriend who turned 36 on December 28th.

01:24:40.660 Tyler Sweeney's boyfriend.

01:24:42.660 Tyler Sweeney's?

01:24:43.540 Yeah.

01:24:43.780 Tyler's a girl.

01:24:44.560 Yeah, interesting.

01:24:45.960 Good job.

01:24:46.700 You made the fatal error of not mentioning the name in the shout out request.

01:24:50.440 And therefore, you took some.

01:24:52.060 But that's good initiative, right?

01:24:53.600 It's good initiative.

01:24:54.380 So happy birthday to your boyfriend.

01:24:55.820 Happy birthday to Sophie's boyfriend, John Turner, who turned 30 on January 2nd.

01:25:01.600 He's a big bonus lander.

01:25:02.600 He watches every single episode.

01:25:03.880 John Turner, happy birthday.

01:25:05.080 John Turner.

01:25:05.680 That's a good one.

01:25:06.600 Happy 20th wedding anniversary to Timothy and Brandy Hurst.

01:25:11.620 Okay.

01:25:11.920 Wedding anniversary, 20 years.

01:25:14.600 That's a nice landmark one.

01:25:16.020 Happy for you guys.

01:25:17.280 They have 20 acres in Arkansas and they're living a nice life.

01:25:20.040 And then Timothy is always on Twitter, tickling the post.

01:25:24.300 He does the feather and the juice.

01:25:25.780 He tickles and juices the post.

01:25:27.120 Good job.

01:25:27.440 Every single day.

01:25:28.360 So we're very grateful.

01:25:30.080 And then we have a gaming shout out here.

01:25:32.100 Someone shouted us out while gaming.

01:25:34.860 I think what she does, she will stream me it, I think.

01:25:38.020 Ain't that right, Mama Sweet?

01:25:39.740 Yeah.

01:25:40.020 The only podcast we really watch is Flickish Talk.

01:25:43.580 Yep.

01:25:43.980 The greatest podcast of all time.

01:25:46.260 Uh-huh.

01:25:47.880 I'm going to clip that for them.

01:25:49.760 Yep.

01:25:50.080 I'm going to clip that for them.

01:25:51.300 Thank you.

01:25:51.860 We love it.

01:25:52.760 That was amazing.

01:25:54.300 And then our-

01:25:55.940 I'm sliding slightly wrong, but no big deal.

01:25:58.700 Best new podcast of all time.

01:26:00.080 Yeah.

01:26:00.580 Best podcast ever.

01:26:01.680 It is.

01:26:02.280 Yeah.

01:26:02.800 And then next, we're going to-

01:26:04.220 I'm playing the video in the background here of us meeting, but you guys know Rob.

01:26:08.860 Drogynous Rob.

01:26:09.760 The opposite of androgynous.

01:26:11.460 Okay.

01:26:11.640 Um, he is a huge show watcher.

01:26:13.980 He's watched us a million times.

01:26:15.200 He's shouted us out a million times.

01:26:17.320 Uh, he had the birthday party a few weeks ago where he had the Fleckis balloons and he

01:26:20.800 got the Fleckis pillow.

01:26:21.960 Yeah.

01:26:22.720 And he got that for his birthday.

01:26:24.360 Um, I, I surprised met him in real life in Florida.

01:26:28.220 They were here in Florida.

01:26:29.280 His family was here for a trip and I arranged a secret meeting.

01:26:32.480 They went to a restaurant.

01:26:33.480 I came up behind and surprised him, met him in real life, hung out for like four hours

01:26:38.760 at the restaurant, just talking to him.

01:26:40.300 I gave him a black wheelchair Santa.

01:26:42.200 That's what I give people as a gift.

01:26:44.280 Um, and I-

01:26:44.980 Until they run out.

01:26:46.160 And I completely surprised him and it was so fun.

01:26:49.240 He's a great guy.

01:26:50.620 Look at him, he's scared here on the handshake pic.

01:26:52.500 Well, I just-

01:26:53.180 He shocked him.

01:26:54.120 That's the surprise part.

01:26:56.300 Um, but he's a great guy.

01:26:57.480 He has strong hands, working man hands.

01:27:00.140 You know, he's a real, he's a real guy.

01:27:02.400 He has a lovely wife, lovely daughters, lovely family.

01:27:05.660 It was great meeting him and hanging out in real life.

01:27:08.560 I look up to him in a nice way.

01:27:11.100 That's nice.

01:27:11.980 He has a great family and everyone's got, there's a lot of respect for each other and

01:27:15.460 they have a great dynamic and they're all laughing and having fun.

01:27:17.820 No one hates each other.

01:27:18.820 And you know, Fleckis is the type of guy who he'll, he'll turn down things with his real 0.83

01:27:23.100 genuine friends.

01:27:24.300 He'll say, no, I'm not doing that.

01:27:26.000 Hmm, that sounds like too much work.

01:27:28.000 Hey, we're getting a big group together.

01:27:29.200 We're going to go do this.

01:27:30.060 No, not me.

01:27:31.440 And then he'll say yes to the random fan meet, four hour hangout.

01:27:34.820 Everyone, once a quarter, maybe we'll do that.

01:27:37.480 So good for you.

01:27:37.880 That's so true.

01:27:38.560 And it was a lot-

01:27:39.080 So Rob got it.

01:27:39.720 He got it.

01:27:40.120 Rob got it.

01:27:40.500 We went to Casise, my favorite restaurant, and it was amazing.

01:27:43.740 And I really like him and I really like talking to him and his family.

01:27:47.120 And I'm really grateful to have done that.

01:27:49.640 Good job.

01:27:50.440 All right.

01:27:50.940 Did they ask about me at all?

01:27:52.920 A little bit.

01:27:53.600 He likes you.

01:27:54.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:55.120 They called you a pussy. 1.00

01:27:58.080 All right. 1.00

01:27:58.780 Another episode in the book.

01:28:01.920 Thank you guys for watching.

01:28:02.720 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:28:04.560 Like, ushawks.com for Bonusland and Henchman Maxing 2.

01:28:07.300 You guys need to go watch Henchman Maxing 2.

01:28:09.060 It's like a masterpiece.

01:28:10.740 Chill.

01:28:11.740 Don't oversell it, you know.

01:28:13.700 It is a masterpiece.

01:28:15.020 Thank you guys for watching.

01:28:16.020 We'll see you in Bonusland.

01:28:16.980 Then we'll see you Friday.

01:28:17.760 I'll see you Friday.

01:28:19.040 Federation's aerial activity has been at an all-time high.

01:28:21.660 So please, stay safe guys.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 07, 2025

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