Fleccas Talks Podcast - GRILLED RATS IN NYC ｜ RAZORBLADES IN RATBOY'S FOOD？! ｜ EMPOWERED CRIMINALS STRIKE AGAIN ｜ SCHIZO AI ART

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fuckin' Socks Podcast, episode 61. 0.98

00:00:04.480 Today on the show, they're cooking rats in the street of New York City in this week's Urban Decay. 0.98

00:00:10.280 A man kissed a 16-year-old boy in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:13.580 We made some AI art that will make you go, hmm, that's weird.

00:00:18.420 And last but not least, razor blades in Richard Ratboy's food?

00:00:24.060 We'll explain what exactly happened there.

00:00:26.260 All this and more. 0.98

00:00:27.100 It's Fuckin' Socks Podcast, episode 61. 0.98

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00:00:33.640 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:36.760 And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:38.980 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

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00:00:58.440 We've maybe never done that before, and that was a true, true, true one for one, just like all the other times.

00:01:04.640 All right.

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00:02:26.500 Guys, we have a very important housekeeping.

00:02:28.000 We actually have three pages of housekeeping today.

00:02:30.500 Which is unprecedented.

00:02:31.820 Unprecedented.

00:02:32.220 Usually, it's about a page, maybe a page and a half.

00:02:34.700 So, three pages of housekeeping.

00:02:36.640 Richard Ratboy, razor blades, and his food.

00:02:38.660 We'll get to that later.

00:02:39.520 It's very important.

00:02:40.360 You're going to want to stick around for what happened there.

00:02:42.560 All right.

00:02:43.140 New heart problem and blood clot causer just dropped.

00:02:47.480 There's a couple of them this week.

00:02:49.080 And actually, a third thing as well.

00:02:51.860 Energy prices.

00:02:52.820 What's that first headline?

00:02:53.900 Yeah.

00:02:54.120 It says, TV doctor says, devastating energy price hike may cause heart attacks and even strokes.

00:02:59.940 So, you go to the pump, you see how bad the gas prices are.

00:03:04.340 It's a cartoon eyes.

00:03:05.740 You go, aruga. 0.50

00:03:06.740 And then you just die on the spot. 0.99

00:03:08.400 And then another one, hickeys.

00:03:10.100 A kid got a hickey.

00:03:11.760 Yeah.

00:03:12.120 This one's lazy to me, in my opinion.

00:03:14.420 17-year-old dies after hickey from girlfriend causes stroke.

00:03:18.040 I didn't realize he died.

00:03:19.040 That's very sad.

00:03:19.960 Oh, yeah.

00:03:20.920 I thought you were going to.

00:03:22.120 Well, I.

00:03:22.520 But, I mean, let's talk about the reason here.

00:03:24.440 Like, hickey to staph infection?

00:03:26.640 Maybe.

00:03:27.300 Hickey to infection that leads to something?

00:03:29.420 Sure.

00:03:30.640 Hickey right to stroke? 0.99

00:03:32.160 That don't add up.

00:03:33.000 Don't add up to me.

00:03:33.920 So, on top of all of this, it gets worse because the worst days for heart attacks and blood clots are coming up.

00:03:41.060 What's that headline?

00:03:41.840 Yeah.

00:03:42.060 It says the three most likely days to die of a heart attack are only weeks away.

00:03:46.240 And I think it's all around the holidays, around December.

00:03:49.200 Yeah.

00:03:49.700 So, that's not good.

00:03:50.700 Good luck to everyone out there.

00:03:52.320 I hope you make it.

00:03:53.460 Yeah.

00:03:53.740 This is like the death barrel.

00:03:55.120 It's just like get through this day and then you're pretty much good for another year unless you start getting hickeys and your energy costs go up.

00:04:02.380 Yeah.

00:04:02.700 As long as your energy costs don't go up this winter, which who knows, maybe that'll be a coin flip.

00:04:07.380 Yeah.

00:04:07.640 Ukraine, Europe, you're in trouble.

00:04:10.020 This is going to be quick.

00:04:11.020 We're not making fun of anybody, but something happened to Simon Cowell.

00:04:14.440 Yeah.

00:04:15.020 I don't know what exactly it is.

00:04:16.760 Yeah.

00:04:17.260 This is him now.

00:04:18.580 I don't know.

00:04:19.380 Botch job?

00:04:19.900 What do you think?

00:04:20.620 Replaced by a clone?

00:04:21.580 Maybe replaced by a clone.

00:04:22.900 Some sort of bottle, bobblehead hybrid.

00:04:26.980 I feel so bad for people like this because they make the decision to try to preserve their youth and then it ends up backfiring.

00:04:33.200 It fast tracks them to free.

00:04:34.720 To a whole different person.

00:04:35.760 And it's like, dude, Simon Cowell, you were grandfathered in as like a nice character.

00:04:41.780 You know what I mean?

00:04:42.200 He even had like a manliness to him where it's like, oh yeah, I'm just like a tough man who says it how it is. 0.86

00:04:47.440 And then it's like you sucked all the fat out of like here, I guess. 0.67

00:04:50.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:50.700 Now you're like a skinny neck, big head guy. 0.75

00:04:54.060 Yeah.

00:04:54.280 Imagine him going to a panel of like three plastic surgeons, like terrible, gone.

00:04:59.600 They just roast him like that.

00:05:01.480 Yeah.

00:05:01.900 It's like, exactly.

00:05:02.900 Imagine being the surgeon who did it.

00:05:04.060 Like, is he going to like it?

00:05:04.820 And it's no.

00:05:06.480 Yeah.

00:05:06.720 And you don't know until the bandages are off basically three days later.

00:05:09.460 Never do an operation again.

00:05:11.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:13.640 So sad to see.

00:05:15.380 Yeah.

00:05:15.620 Sad to see.

00:05:16.300 We're not making fun of them.

00:05:17.240 It's just something happened.

00:05:18.300 We have to call it out.

00:05:19.440 And that's the guys who are just still on TV, still doing stuff and they lose an edge.

00:05:23.420 And then they think they need something and it goes crazy.

00:05:26.000 So honestly, the filler game, it's not, it's not good.

00:05:30.380 Well, I was, I saw a Cernovich tweet talking about how, uh, face filler and women and how

00:05:36.060 women, you know, as they lose face fat and, uh, but now girls younger and younger are doing 1.00

00:05:42.540 those fillers and stuff.

00:05:43.600 And then they just look 35.

00:05:45.440 They look 40 because, and which is kind of the same thing for, uh, really plastic surgery

00:05:52.020 up trans people, they ruin it for plastic surgery women. 1.00

00:05:57.120 Yeah. 0.89

00:05:57.480 And so it's like, they all get tossed in the same part of the Venn diagram, which is bad.

00:06:01.500 Yeah.

00:06:02.000 And then the Cernovich's thing was like, you know, guys opinion.

00:06:05.140 Do you think that the fillers look good?

00:06:07.540 I think most of the guys said, no, I think the girls like it.

00:06:10.620 They think it looks good, but I think they just like makes their lips look like.

00:06:14.340 Yeah.

00:06:15.240 And they look like they're just like overly packed, like a really fat caterpillar.

00:06:19.160 Yeah.

00:06:19.700 So if you ever see us come here looking like Simon Cowell or fat caterpillar lips or just

00:06:24.720 like no inflection in our face, you're free to leave.

00:06:27.340 Yeah.

00:06:27.560 It's full bodge job. 0.98

00:06:28.660 All right.

00:06:29.200 Moving on.

00:06:29.720 We have a huge housekeeping.

00:06:31.140 It's three pages of housekeeping.

00:06:32.420 Honestly, I'm not just saying this.

00:06:33.980 It's very important, but it's also maybe the favorite housekeeping I've ever put together.

00:06:38.620 I just got back from Tampa, had a lovely trip, hung out with DC Drano, who just launched

00:06:42.280 this new podcast.

00:06:43.260 Links for that.

00:06:43.800 They're in the description.

00:06:45.100 It's a very good show.

00:06:46.220 Very talented guy.

00:06:47.280 Very dear friend.

00:06:48.040 Yeah.

00:06:48.340 He actually called it on his podcast too.

00:06:50.400 Yeah.

00:06:50.700 He's way ahead of stuff.

00:06:51.780 We love DC Drano and his new show.

00:06:53.700 So go check that out.

00:06:55.200 On the way to Tampa, I got a note handed to me from the flight attendant and it said,

00:07:00.700 Dear Flecka.

00:07:02.000 So not a huge fan.

00:07:03.400 Close enough.

00:07:04.140 Close enough.

00:07:04.860 Thank you for everything you do.

00:07:06.440 Keep fighting the good fight.

00:07:07.680 I thoroughly enjoy all your thought provoking YouTube videos.

00:07:11.000 Stay awesome.

00:07:12.180 Your friendly eyes in the sky.

00:07:13.640 And then she wrote her name, but then ripped her name off because I guess she was scared

00:07:19.600 of exactly this.

00:07:20.860 Yeah.

00:07:21.640 Me reading the note and her having some unique name and then her boss being like, that's 0.99

00:07:25.960 your name.

00:07:26.520 And you're a flight attendant.

00:07:28.160 Oh, Gwendolyn.

00:07:29.160 Yeah.

00:07:29.640 Gwendolyn Sanchez.

00:07:30.880 A combo we've never seen before.

00:07:32.460 Spirit Airlines.

00:07:33.380 Yeah.

00:07:33.520 Um, but yeah, I guess that's a kind of like a sign of the times too.

00:07:36.880 You can't have your name because the people who make sense and think guys are guys and

00:07:41.260 girls are girls need to lay low and like communicate in secret and pass little notes to each other 1.00

00:07:46.420 because they might get in trouble with the freaks that are in charge of the world for some

00:07:50.320 reason.

00:07:50.860 Yeah.

00:07:51.100 I forget how nice it is to not have any sort of thing over you, like not telling you to

00:07:56.920 put the governor on, or maybe you shouldn't have said that.

00:07:59.660 It feels good.

00:08:00.640 Let the kids do what they want.

00:08:01.900 Yeah.

00:08:02.200 Well, the drag queen, I don't see the big deal.

00:08:04.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:05.560 All right.

00:08:05.800 Moving on.

00:08:06.560 The Pentagon, after an audit, couldn't account for 61% of their money.

00:08:10.880 $3.6 trillion is unaccounted for.

00:08:14.160 So I can give you a 911 reasons to worry about that one.

00:08:18.920 Why don't they just stop auditing the Pentagon?

00:08:21.720 Yeah.

00:08:22.000 Because every time they do and they go, oh, we're missing $2 trillion, whatever their

00:08:25.900 distraction is after that is usually not a good thing.

00:08:29.400 It gets bad.

00:08:30.120 And this is its fifth audit or something.

00:08:33.100 Like it gets audited all the time and just always fails and there's no questions.

00:08:36.820 You know, when you or I get audited, it's like you owe this much money and interest on

00:08:41.260 it and you're in trouble.

00:08:43.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:44.020 If Pentagon gets audited, they go, all right, we'll earmark another $20 billion for you.

00:08:48.280 Go arm some Somalis. 1.00

00:08:49.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:51.100 And exactly.

00:08:52.060 Now they have to track down all the Venmos over $600.

00:08:55.840 But Sam Bankman freed.

00:08:57.340 They're not going to look into that one.

00:08:58.740 Yeah.

00:08:58.920 $3.6 trillion missing from the Pentagon.

00:09:01.380 Who cares?

00:09:02.400 Whatever.

00:09:02.920 Leave the Pentagon alone.

00:09:04.120 Yeah.

00:09:04.500 Just let them operate.

00:09:05.960 Let them operate.

00:09:07.140 Let them operate at exactly like a horrible loss.

00:09:10.480 $3.6 trillion unaccounted for.

00:09:12.420 Like that meme.

00:09:13.380 Yeah.

00:09:13.680 The CIA did horrible things in the 80s, 90s, 70s, 60s.

00:09:17.640 But come on, we're done now.

00:09:19.540 They stopped.

00:09:20.280 Yeah.

00:09:21.140 All right.

00:09:21.780 We've been biking on the mini bikes.

00:09:23.900 We've had a really good routine.

00:09:25.900 Last weekend, Richard Rappoy and I entered a parade here in New Orleans.

00:09:30.900 Yeah.

00:09:31.180 A lot of fun.

00:09:31.960 We were just driving and we're like, oh, there's a lot of traffic today.

00:09:34.580 We got to some closed roads and we're like, oh, there's a parade.

00:09:37.680 So we just hopped in the parade, joined it.

00:09:40.360 We're waving at people.

00:09:41.660 Everyone thought it was really cool.

00:09:43.920 And then at the end of the parade, there was like a checkpoint where there was a guy at

00:09:47.480 the clipboard and he was like, all right, like one SUV, one float.

00:09:50.820 Then he sees us.

00:09:51.760 He's like, who are you guys?

00:09:52.780 And we're like, oh, we're just trying to get out.

00:09:54.260 And he's like, go, get out, get out, get out.

00:09:56.100 And no one even cared.

00:09:57.080 So we take advantage of the lawlessness here.

00:09:58.980 No one even cared.

00:10:00.180 Yeah.

00:10:00.480 It feels good.

00:10:01.420 And it's like, it feels like we check something off.

00:10:03.600 Yeah.

00:10:04.100 In a parade in New Orleans.

00:10:05.840 Good.

00:10:06.180 And then, yeah, exactly.

00:10:07.100 And then part of the routine when we go riding is we go to the gas station and fill up the bikes.

00:10:12.760 And it's like the bikes are like a gallon tank each.

00:10:16.160 Yeah.

00:10:16.380 And they don't even need to be filled all the way.

00:10:18.880 So I go into the gas station and I'm like, $2 on thumb three.

00:10:22.360 They think I'm a crackhead because I ordered $2 of gas.

00:10:25.560 Yeah.

00:10:25.740 So it's been a pretty funny thing.

00:10:27.720 I yelled at a lady with the mask on. 1.00

00:10:29.120 I was driving by and I was like, what are you doing?

00:10:33.060 You waved at a trans person too.

00:10:35.380 Wave at trans people. 1.00

00:10:36.200 There was like some guy who looked exactly like the luggage stealing twink.

00:10:40.200 And he was wearing giant high heels.

00:10:42.060 And I see Fleck is ahead of me and he's like waving at the street.

00:10:46.000 Yeah.

00:10:46.560 We do drive-bys.

00:10:47.500 We do drive-bys.

00:10:48.200 And people don't know that they're a part of the bit.

00:10:50.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:50.840 Well, we have to get going because we're kind of behind on housekeeping.

00:10:53.380 We have two pages left and we got a lot of stuff to get to.

00:10:57.760 The Taliban did its first public execution since being back in power.

00:11:01.640 So congrats to the Taliban. 1.00

00:11:02.940 Yeah.

00:11:03.680 We're glad to see them.

00:11:04.600 You're back.

00:11:04.800 They're back.

00:11:05.580 Back to your old ways.

00:11:06.600 Make sure you guys congratulate them on Twitter.

00:11:09.200 Yeah.

00:11:09.700 They're still on.

00:11:10.760 Because they're still on doing whatever they want.

00:11:13.200 All right.

00:11:14.060 Lots of people have been doing the AI art.

00:11:16.300 I'm sure you guys have seen it.

00:11:18.980 I kind of tried mine too.

00:11:20.700 For some reason, the AI art that I gravitated towards, I guess, is not very popular.

00:11:27.400 But yeah, here's some of the AI art I came up with.

00:11:30.480 We got the Rob Smith.

00:11:32.380 We have all these types of Rob Smiths.

00:11:34.640 More Rob Smiths.

00:11:36.660 Another Rob Smith.

00:11:37.580 We have Space Rob Smith.

00:11:39.080 We have Tuxedo Rob Smith.

00:11:41.040 We have Tuxedo Space Rob Smith.

00:11:43.400 Yeah.

00:11:44.040 These are all.

00:11:44.620 He went above and beyond here.

00:11:45.800 I really let it loose on the AI.

00:11:48.960 But yeah, the AI stuff I think everyone's getting into is actually bad because it's like dipping your toe into the metaverse world.

00:11:56.980 Everyone makes AI and they look cooler than they are in real life.

00:12:00.420 Yeah.

00:12:00.640 I think it's an easy hustle.

00:12:02.100 It's like, oh, wow.

00:12:03.640 Pictures of me where I'm wearing a cool 1800s outfit and I'm hotter than I've ever been.

00:12:07.680 Yeah.

00:12:08.040 Sure.

00:12:08.600 Let me post that.

00:12:09.300 My face is perfect.

00:12:09.760 My cheeks are chiseled.

00:12:10.980 No blemishes.

00:12:11.880 I have a great jawline.

00:12:13.200 And so it's like it's kind of going to be encouraging people to enter the metaverse type of world and leave reality behind, which I think is a problem and kind of the goal.

00:12:21.840 So just keep an eye out for that.

00:12:23.280 Yeah.

00:12:23.720 Don't get in too deep.

00:12:25.240 Yeah.

00:12:25.520 Because if you die in the metaverse.

00:12:27.180 You die in real life.

00:12:28.300 You die in real life.

00:12:29.140 Everyone knows that.

00:12:30.120 And it's annoying to me a little bit because everyone's doing the AI art.

00:12:33.060 I actually invented AI art like six months ago.

00:12:36.800 I had a piece commissioned from Richard Rappoy himself where I basically said, let's take Rob Smith and Ron DeSantis, put them together and make Rob DeSantis, which is a fantastic piece, which I had framed.

00:12:51.340 And this is the second one I had to order because the first one I ordered was delivered in New Orleans, left on my stoop, and then a homeless person stole it.

00:13:01.680 And so there's a Rob DeSantis.

00:13:03.760 There's a missing Rob DeSantis out there.

00:13:05.460 So there's like this like group in like the neighborhood we live in that'll just like steal your stuff.

00:13:09.800 Like I don't know what porch pirates or whatever, where they just like steal your packages. 0.97

00:13:13.980 So they probably go back to their little area, their little convent or whatever.

00:13:18.000 A little tent wooded area.

00:13:19.380 Like, all right, what'd you get?

00:13:20.260 And someone opens up, oh, I got like paper towels.

00:13:22.180 I got a bracelet.

00:13:23.220 What'd you get?

00:13:23.760 And it's like, I got Rob DeSantis.

00:13:26.840 I don't know what you would do with this.

00:13:28.820 But yeah, someone in New Orleans stole the Rob DeSantis photo.

00:13:34.000 Resale value isn't exactly high on the Rob DeSantis framed pic.

00:13:36.880 You take it to a place and go, ah, yeah.

00:13:39.980 Give me a dollar.

00:13:40.840 Give me a dollar for it.

00:13:42.640 All right, moving on.

00:13:43.520 The Razor Blades with your Rat Boys food.

00:13:45.220 We have not covered that.

00:13:46.400 We're going to cover that.

00:13:47.360 That's actually a huge, important thing.

00:13:49.300 All right, speaking of art and making art, obviously in the show lately, we've been pushing the action figures, the Dan Crenshaw Rhino, Hillary Clinton Receptacle Van, Joe Biden the Clown, and the Dog Face Pony Soldier.

00:14:04.560 And then someone commented, what was the comment?

00:14:07.100 He said, conservatives have the best grift and most clever products, LOL.

00:14:12.800 Grift?

00:14:13.740 Yeah.

00:14:14.160 How is selling something I think is hilarious to people who also think it's funny on the same political side as me with the same views?

00:14:22.240 How is that a grift?

00:14:23.560 It seems just like a product.

00:14:25.220 It seems just like sales.

00:14:26.620 Yeah.

00:14:26.960 I don't know.

00:14:27.740 Especially since everyone wants us dead.

00:14:29.660 They want our channel canceled.

00:14:31.000 They don't want us to not make money.

00:14:32.800 They don't.

00:14:33.440 It's hard to get advertisers.

00:14:34.880 You think YouTube just shovels the ad money into a furnace for us?

00:14:38.120 Like, no, it doesn't go anywhere.

00:14:39.620 Yeah.

00:14:39.820 So it's a grift and it's like the most, like, unique puzzle, like the twink puzzle, the most unique products ever.

00:14:46.300 I don't understand the grift attitude or how it could be a grift.

00:14:50.880 Yeah.

00:14:51.280 It's just a word.

00:14:52.140 It's just the buzzword.

00:14:53.320 Like, anybody trying to sell something, I guess, is a grift.

00:14:55.780 Yeah.

00:14:56.160 So, guys, FluckusToys.com.

00:14:58.120 That's where you get the cool action figures, the twink puzzle, the Dan Crenshaw Rhino, the Dog Face Pony Soldier.

00:15:04.340 Go check it out today.

00:15:05.680 Get some for Christmas.

00:15:06.700 It's a great gift that you literally can't get anywhere else.

00:15:09.760 A grift would be if I was, like, a right-wing person, but then I sold, like, green New Deal shirts.

00:15:15.740 Yeah.

00:15:16.240 Or John Fetter woman shirts. 0.98

00:15:18.020 Yeah.

00:15:18.160 And it's like, oh, I know it's not what I think, but I'm just trying to make money.

00:15:21.120 Yeah.

00:15:21.360 Like, that's the grift.

00:15:22.400 No morals.

00:15:23.120 No, like, thing.

00:15:25.420 Framework.

00:15:26.060 Yeah.

00:15:26.560 Exactly.

00:15:27.140 So go to thefluckustoys.com.

00:15:29.020 Get something today.

00:15:30.200 It's a great stocking stuffer.

00:15:31.560 Moving on.

00:15:32.360 Do you know what today is, Richard Ratboy?

00:15:34.860 December 8th.

00:15:35.980 Six-month anniversary.

00:15:38.260 Of?

00:15:38.660 Six-month anniversary of?

00:15:41.140 What?

00:15:42.940 Six.

00:15:43.360 You don't remember?

00:15:44.120 No.

00:15:45.060 Razor blades in my food.

00:15:46.960 No. 0.98

00:15:47.980 Trans people are my friends.

00:15:50.140 Trans folks can catch these hands.

00:15:52.820 It's a six-month anniversary since we talked about that on the show.

00:15:55.620 Trans people are my friends.

00:15:57.640 This is why there's three pages of housekeeping?

00:15:59.540 Thank you.

00:15:59.920 Yeah.

00:16:00.280 Great.

00:16:00.440 All right.

00:16:02.000 WNBA rebuttal. 1.00

00:16:03.720 We had a reel go viral.

00:16:05.700 Got like six million views on my Instagram about the WNBA.

00:16:09.860 And it was like the bit we did last week about how can you have a rev share when you lose

00:16:14.400 $12 million a year?

00:16:15.720 Yeah.

00:16:15.780 Everyone actually owes money.

00:16:17.180 And everyone's like, that's not revenue.

00:16:18.800 Revenue and profit are different.

00:16:20.440 I'm trying to like correct me.

00:16:21.600 Which we actually said on the show, but we cut for the social media clip.

00:16:25.160 Yeah.

00:16:25.320 So then we go faster.

00:16:26.200 And like, I know what revenue is.

00:16:27.360 I know what profit is.

00:16:28.740 And the whole point of the video is-

00:16:30.460 You worked at a bank.

00:16:31.400 Yeah.

00:16:31.760 I worked at like a global bank in 2012.

00:16:35.780 The whole point of the video is you don't get a revenue share when your company is not

00:16:42.560 profitable.

00:16:43.340 Yeah.

00:16:43.800 It's like, well, they're asking for a percentage of revenue.

00:16:45.980 Why would you ask for a percentage of revenue when you don't make any money?

00:16:49.700 Yeah.

00:16:50.160 That's-

00:16:51.100 So I don't get it.

00:16:52.020 We're not being mean to the WNBA people.

00:16:54.560 We actually like them.

00:16:55.680 So I actually have a couple ways for the WNBA to improve their product and maybe attract 1.00

00:17:02.220 more fans.

00:17:03.000 I'm not being mean.

00:17:04.680 This is barely a bit.

00:17:06.740 All right.

00:17:07.020 Number one, we make the hoop nine feet.

00:17:09.600 Easy one.

00:17:10.320 Why wouldn't they?

00:17:11.360 Then more than just Brittany Griner can dunk, right? 1.00

00:17:13.620 Yeah.

00:17:13.940 People can dunk.

00:17:15.080 You probably can make it in easier.

00:17:17.040 You miss less layups.

00:17:18.220 It's less embarrassing.

00:17:19.140 You have less of like a reverse highlight tape at the end of the season.

00:17:22.420 Exactly.

00:17:22.920 Which is like a big problem for them.

00:17:24.280 And they already admitted it.

00:17:25.680 Like they already have a smaller ball.

00:17:27.820 Yeah.

00:17:28.260 So why would you not have a smaller, lower hoop?

00:17:30.600 Let's just really proportionalize it for you guys.

00:17:34.860 All right.

00:17:35.440 Next.

00:17:36.340 Maybe you put a nightclub with a famous DJ in the stadium too, like next to the court.

00:17:43.340 So you have a little bit of like a nightclub going on.

00:17:45.480 And then you get like a host of an open bar.

00:17:48.620 Make sure there's hot chicks there. 1.00

00:17:50.180 Okay.

00:17:50.540 You can like put the TV.

00:17:51.800 You can have the TVs there playing the game.

00:17:54.000 So basically it's just like you find the, the, the, the tip of the advice is you find a successful business that you can attach to.

00:18:02.620 So it's like the basketball is not working, but if we had like a nice nightclub and pit bulls there, maybe now the, now it's going to be a profitable business.

00:18:12.440 Then you can attach the WNBA to that and you can point to that and be like, look how much money we're making when it's really just a thing to keep the WNBA alive.

00:18:21.020 Yeah.

00:18:21.260 People love nightclubs.

00:18:22.300 I, I, I, all right.

00:18:23.100 I see where you're going.

00:18:23.780 Yep.

00:18:24.520 Add one guy to every team and they can't guard each other.

00:18:28.460 Ooh.

00:18:29.340 So then it becomes one person like, you know, like shooting, whatever.

00:18:34.700 Um, all right.

00:18:35.340 Next half court shot ends the game in the second half half court shot made in the first half is 20 points.

00:18:43.360 So then by the end of the game, if you're down, it's just going to be a half court shot contest, which is actually fun to watch.

00:18:48.700 Yeah.

00:18:49.320 It can get crazy.

00:18:50.360 It goes back and forth.

00:18:51.140 And then it's like a security dilemma where if one team starts taking half court shots, then you have to start taking half court shots.

00:18:57.040 Cause they're trying to end you.

00:18:58.180 Cause it's only one and done.

00:18:58.940 Yeah.

00:18:58.980 They're trying to end you.

00:19:00.440 Then it becomes a half court shot contest.

00:19:02.520 And that's, I would watch that.

00:19:04.240 That's electric.

00:19:04.680 Especially if you're at the nightclub and you're just like looking over and it's just like half court shot from far away.

00:19:08.780 Yeah.

00:19:08.940 It's like, hold up guys.

00:19:10.400 Pit bull, stop. 1.00

00:19:11.180 Oh, they're doing the half court thing.

00:19:13.440 Exactly.

00:19:14.040 All right.

00:19:14.300 And even Don Lemon, check out this Don Lemon clip.

00:19:17.340 Even Don Lemon knows the truth about the WNBA.

00:19:21.480 Make the exact opposite argument.

00:19:23.160 I know everyone's going to hate me.

00:19:24.460 Go ahead.

00:19:24.760 But the men's team makes more money.

00:19:28.100 If they make more money, then they should get more money.

00:19:30.560 The men's team makes more money because people are more interested.

00:19:35.280 But guess who takes part of blame?

00:19:37.240 I have a big issue with this, guys.

00:19:39.380 WNBA, same thing's happening to them. 1.00

00:19:40.900 There's also more interest in the media.

00:19:42.560 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:19:43.960 Until big media companies, big tech companies, advertisers invest and put them on their airwaves more and allow people to see it more and gain more fans, then you will push toward more quality.

00:19:58.840 But if they are blocked in so many ways and not invested in as much, they don't even have a shot.

00:20:03.280 I know you're not, but they don't even have a shot.

00:20:04.520 I grew up the only boy in a family of all women.

00:20:07.260 I understand what you're saying.

00:20:08.580 But not everybody, honestly, has the same skill.

00:20:11.820 Not everybody has the same interest.

00:20:14.300 Based on Lemon.

00:20:15.260 Yeah, that's his one base take a quarter or every six months.

00:20:19.840 He has to do one genuine take so that he retains some credibility.

00:20:23.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:24.300 He has to get one thing right just so people can say, wait, this guy just does the opposite of the truth every time.

00:20:28.780 Yeah, it's like a psyop.

00:20:30.500 He kind of switches up on you.

00:20:31.640 But, of course, he's right for both the men's and women's or soccer and WNBA.

00:20:36.800 Yeah.

00:20:37.260 It's not even a question.

00:20:38.820 And then I like the lady's supposition or whatever she says.

00:20:41.880 Like, oh, once they start getting more press.

00:20:45.120 Oh, so it's a marketing thing?

00:20:46.560 We just need to market the WNBA and women's soccer? 1.00

00:20:49.380 Yeah, the whole time.

00:20:50.380 Who knew?

00:20:50.960 Yeah.

00:20:51.420 They're fans waiting out there who just don't know they exist.

00:20:55.320 Women's sports.

00:20:56.100 And it's like, dude, I mean, not to be too mean, but every single time there's under 15 men's team beats the women's soccer team.

00:21:06.800 Yeah.

00:21:06.960 It's like it's a joke.

00:21:08.320 High school kids can beat the women. 1.00

00:21:10.140 So I don't.

00:21:11.020 And not being mean, no one wants to watch.

00:21:13.920 Yeah, nobody cares.

00:21:15.080 It's just no one wants to watch.

00:21:16.140 What do we do?

00:21:16.740 Do we keep trying to get people to watch or do we just, you know, cut our losses and make it a tax write off for the NBA?

00:21:24.220 I think we know what.

00:21:25.180 We already know which path has been taken.

00:21:27.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:28.300 All right.

00:21:28.580 Page three.

00:21:29.860 Housekeeping.

00:21:30.580 Richard Ratboy.

00:21:31.640 Razor blades in his food.

00:21:33.100 We're not there yet, but we're going to get there.

00:21:35.220 You're going to want to stick around because that's probably the craziest thing that we've ever said in the show.

00:21:39.700 All right.

00:21:40.220 Next, we have some holiday tips.

00:21:42.820 Obviously, people have a lot of friends and family over during the holidays, Thanksgiving and Christmas, New Year's.

00:21:48.780 A lot of people are cooking and hosting.

00:21:50.940 So there is some, I guess it's life hacks.

00:21:54.880 A life hack is exactly what to call it.

00:21:56.860 Yeah.

00:21:57.080 It's a life hack.

00:21:58.280 Especially for your appliances.

00:21:59.760 Take a kind of, it's kind of a strenuous time in the season for your appliances.

00:22:02.780 If you have a stove, we have a stove tip that I just saw the other day.

00:22:07.760 I think you guys need to see.

00:22:09.160 The clock on my stove is out, so I don't have the timer to clock the pizza.

00:22:14.800 So what I did, I did the timer on my phone.

00:22:19.520 It'll work.

00:22:20.320 Wow.

00:22:22.640 There you go.

00:22:23.660 Timer on the phone instead of the stove.

00:22:25.800 Yeah.

00:22:26.280 It'll work.

00:22:27.280 It'll work.

00:22:28.300 All right.

00:22:28.780 I trust her.

00:22:30.360 That's a good tip.

00:22:31.780 Thank you, Flakus.

00:22:32.800 You're teaching us.

00:22:33.620 Okay.

00:22:34.540 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:22:36.140 This is an extended housekeeping, a holiday season special housekeeping.

00:22:40.740 New pets just dropped.

00:22:43.200 Yeah.

00:22:43.560 Richard Rappaway and I have pets.

00:22:44.980 It's basically people we follow, things we like to watch that not everyone likes to watch.

00:22:51.020 It's not like it's a TV show.

00:22:52.100 It's more like people who, you know, do foolish things or are, I don't know. 0.99

00:22:56.880 Dinner for schmucks scenario. 1.00

00:22:58.120 Dinner for schmucks type of situation. 0.99

00:23:00.360 Exactly how to describe it. 0.99

00:23:01.340 We're a collector.

00:23:01.840 We're collectors.

00:23:02.940 Yeah.

00:23:03.280 We collect these types of people.

00:23:05.700 They're fun to pay attention to.

00:23:07.040 It's better than watching the Kardashians or some, you know, Vanderpump rules.

00:23:10.940 Instead, I like to watch certain unique people that exist on the internet.

00:23:16.000 So where do we start?

00:23:17.320 Let's start with the Peabody.

00:23:21.600 Yeah.

00:23:22.120 This was some sort of drag brunch, some sort of drag, you know, entertainment scenario.

00:23:27.420 And they caught this candid pic of this drag queen. 1.00

00:23:30.420 And we always talk about how drag is like the lowest form of entertainment.

00:23:34.300 Yeah.

00:23:34.640 It's bad content.

00:23:35.620 Lip syncing at brunch, Whitney Houston, like it's bad content.

00:23:38.500 But this, this is content, baby.

00:23:41.440 That's the Monsters, Inc. guy, Billy Crystal on the bottom.

00:23:45.360 Oh.

00:23:45.860 If you put a link.

00:23:47.000 Cut it out.

00:23:47.600 Cut it out.

00:23:48.260 It's the Billy Crystal guy.

00:23:50.720 So this is a great new pet.

00:23:52.220 This is like top 10.

00:23:54.140 That's like a one of one physique, NFT type body type.

00:23:57.080 Yeah.

00:23:57.560 And that's the type of thing you get framed and you put on your wall.

00:24:00.040 And that's like what I have with the Rob DeSantis.

00:24:02.500 Yeah.

00:24:02.660 You know, you get these things framed and you hang them around.

00:24:05.140 And it's just like you have things that no one else has.

00:24:07.480 And that's special to me.

00:24:08.520 And here's another angle.

00:24:09.980 Another angle.

00:24:10.740 Wow.

00:24:11.840 Dump truck.

00:24:12.680 Do we want to, let's not name names here, but this person does have a name, but.

00:24:16.240 Do you want to just say it?

00:24:17.280 Yeah.

00:24:17.560 It's the, the drag name is Dr. Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache. 0.95

00:24:23.260 Ganache.

00:24:23.700 Is that how you pronounce that?

00:24:24.920 Yeah.

00:24:25.340 I think that's how you pronounce it.

00:24:26.920 All right.

00:24:27.640 So that's a new one. 0.79

00:24:28.560 Let's do the, the, the tits one. 1.00

00:24:32.580 All right. 0.95

00:24:32.840 So the big titty woodshop teacher, this is an exclusive photo that was sent specifically

00:24:36.820 to Richard Ratboy.

00:24:37.600 People know I'm obsessed with the big titty woodshop teacher.

00:24:39.860 One of one.

00:24:40.480 One of one.

00:24:41.300 Um, this is the big titty woodshop teacher enjoying a movie.

00:24:45.280 And the main takeaway here is same pink shirt, same exact pink shirt.

00:24:50.120 So now we're left to wonder, is this a cartoon character scenario?

00:24:53.000 Is this someone who has 10 of the same shirt in their closet?

00:24:56.600 Or is this one shirt just getting worn out?

00:24:58.640 Um, I think it's one shirt getting worn out and stretched out.

00:25:03.060 Yeah.

00:25:03.500 Uh, literally worn out.

00:25:05.640 Um, it's a, it's a cartoon scenario and it's a, not a good wash routine.

00:25:11.100 I think I do that too, where I wear the same clothes every day, but I have like four pairs

00:25:15.740 of basketball shorts and I just swap my t-shirts out and obviously, uh, you know, under tack

00:25:22.400 underwear.

00:25:22.920 I just rewire, I wear clean versions of under tack underwear.

00:25:25.620 Smart.

00:25:25.920 So similar, but different, a little more disgusting here.

00:25:30.620 Last one, last new pets, new pets just dropped and keep in mind too, we call these people pets.

00:25:36.200 We could have said, and it would have been incorrect.

00:25:38.660 New twinks just dropped.

00:25:40.240 Yes.

00:25:40.580 But these aren't all twinks. 0.98

00:25:41.680 So every twink is a gay person, but not every gay person is a twink. 0.96

00:25:45.020 Exactly. 0.81

00:25:45.580 You're very well versed with the, with the definition of twink then.

00:25:49.200 Thank you.

00:25:49.520 It's like proofs, you know, proofs from high school.

00:25:52.020 Exactly.

00:25:52.380 Well, you can simplify, you can reduce the fraction of twinks, all that.

00:25:56.280 Yeah.

00:25:56.740 So the last, uh, pet that just dropped, which I think it might be twinks.

00:26:00.740 Well, this actually fits pet definition a lot more.

00:26:03.480 Yeah.

00:26:03.760 Um, these army pup play guys.

00:26:06.400 So I got a couple of guys retired from the army and then revealed that they were pup play

00:26:10.640 guys the whole time.

00:26:12.300 So here's one of them.

00:26:13.700 Yeah.

00:26:14.100 And it says, well, after nearly three decades in uniform, this old army dog is finally done.

00:26:18.360 As of today, he's Colonel Ravage, U S army retired.

00:26:21.760 It's been a great run.

00:26:23.000 Alpha pup hashtag army pup.

00:26:24.900 So yeah.

00:26:26.100 So what unrelated, what can you do if you want your tax dollars to go to Putin directly instead

00:26:33.860 of Ukraine and America, what do you do?

00:26:37.540 I just unrelated as well.

00:26:39.540 I just ordered a signed Michael Vick Jersey for a hundred dollars, which I thought was really

00:26:45.680 cheap.

00:26:46.280 You got a signed Michael Vick for a hungie off Amazon.

00:26:49.540 That's not signed by Michael Vick.

00:26:51.360 That's signed by Mackle Vert.

00:26:52.780 So I just got a Michael Vick Jersey off Amazon.

00:26:56.600 I used to, as a joke, I, in high school, I used to wear the Michael Vick Jersey on like

00:27:00.200 Jersey day every year.

00:27:01.280 And I would get in trouble with like the one feminist teacher at the time in like 2006 1.00

00:27:05.640 or seven.

00:27:07.460 Of course.

00:27:08.200 Um, but now I'm going to get it again.

00:27:10.620 I'm going to wear the Michael Vick Jersey autographed a hundred bucks.

00:27:13.960 Sounds like a steal.

00:27:15.300 Yeah.

00:27:15.760 And then it's motivated by this, the dog face pony soldier action figure kind of looks exactly

00:27:20.620 like this.

00:27:21.180 Yeah.

00:27:21.420 This is the, this is what Joe Biden was talking about.

00:27:24.080 Like, isn't it weird that we, cause a lot of times we talk about something and then it

00:27:28.160 happens in real life.

00:27:29.200 Yeah.

00:27:29.760 And then I convinced myself that I live in some sort of Truman show situation.

00:27:33.480 Yeah.

00:27:33.880 The dog face pony soldier we dropped, I think last week, this is a dog face soldier. 0.99

00:27:40.240 It's like the same as the action figure, except for the horse hooves.

00:27:43.300 Yeah.

00:27:43.580 So we could almost change the marketing of dog face pony soldier to like pup play army

00:27:48.380 boy.

00:27:49.040 Ooh.

00:27:49.860 Pup play twink guy.

00:27:50.920 Um, and then the one disappointing thing about this is this guy, uh, posted this on his

00:27:55.520 retirement.

00:27:56.080 So he wasn't full time.

00:27:59.260 Yeah.

00:27:59.740 Secret.

00:28:00.380 Well, exactly.

00:28:01.380 He wasn't leading with it.

00:28:02.620 He wasn't like a Joe Biden, nuclear luggage scientist twink.

00:28:05.740 Like he was kind of hiding it, which is the right thing to do.

00:28:08.260 I don't know if that's good or not.

00:28:09.440 Cause then we find out that one of our highest in command or whatever was some pup play twink.

00:28:15.220 Is that good?

00:28:16.080 Or is it better for them to tell us and then we fire him for it, which is probably illegal?

00:28:20.060 Well, I don't know.

00:28:20.640 I, I hope, I hope someone at least knew that this guy was a pup play twink and was watching

00:28:24.940 him closely.

00:28:25.820 Cause otherwise it's like how many Russian spies are in our military?

00:28:28.960 How many Chinese total loyal to China are in our military?

00:28:33.500 That's true. 0.99

00:28:34.380 But the Russian spies and the Chinese spies probably would never do this twink shit. 1.00

00:28:39.720 Oh, of course. 1.00

00:28:40.220 I'm just talking about our military's ability to see how many fucked up people are in it. 0.99

00:28:44.340 You know? 0.99

00:28:44.780 Yeah.

00:28:45.320 Well, now I'm worried that the only people that aren't spies are the twinks. 1.00

00:28:49.220 Yeah.

00:28:50.500 It's a guaranteed way.

00:28:51.660 Well, but now, now they're going to trade craft in spying.

00:28:55.060 They're going to teach them to be twinks. 0.77

00:28:56.200 They're going to be like, be, be loud, demand something like demand something that you would

00:29:01.200 never ever demand in Russia.

00:29:03.300 And then like, that's fine there.

00:29:05.560 You'll actually fit in.

00:29:06.560 Yeah.

00:29:06.760 Wear lady shoes. 0.84

00:29:07.940 Lady shoes.

00:29:08.700 I wear fishnets. 1.00

00:29:09.720 I just fucking, it's me. 0.99

00:29:12.560 It's going good, Vlad. 0.99

00:29:13.780 Yeah.

00:29:14.020 I'm glad.

00:29:14.960 All right.

00:29:15.440 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:29:16.660 That was one of my favorite housekeepingers we've ever done.

00:29:19.060 We are moving on to cringe of the week.

00:29:24.940 Richard Rappel, a razor blades in his food.

00:29:27.560 What exactly happened?

00:29:28.780 Stay tuned.

00:29:29.460 We're going to get to it.

00:29:30.160 We're really close to getting to that.

00:29:32.100 It's really good.

00:29:33.720 Well, it's bad, but it's really good info.

00:29:37.180 Ray razor blades.

00:29:38.440 You know what that's like.

00:29:40.260 You know what that feels.

00:29:41.300 Um, cringe of the week.

00:29:43.380 Our first one is obviously going to be a cringery girl on the mountain bike. 1.00

00:29:47.720 Pause it right there.

00:29:49.380 Do you think she's going to think this is going to work out for her?

00:29:52.060 Oh, the straight vertical rock face drop.

00:29:54.600 No, I don't think it's going to work.

00:29:56.100 It's going to work out.

00:29:57.240 You're rolling off the mountain.

00:29:59.440 Do you think this is going to go well?

00:30:01.260 Your buddy is filming you.

00:30:02.420 Let's find out.

00:30:06.640 Yeah.

00:30:07.280 Went basically exactly how you'd expect.

00:30:11.180 Absolute wipeout.

00:30:12.240 Yeah.

00:30:12.440 Never had a chance.

00:30:13.400 Yeah.

00:30:14.080 All right.

00:30:14.540 We're into some really good cringe.

00:30:16.380 This first clip is really weird.

00:30:20.040 Like it was originally, it was like funny, but then you realize what it is and then it

00:30:25.320 gets weird.

00:30:26.180 Take a look at this.

00:30:27.280 Man kiss is a 16 year old.

00:30:28.660 I like to smile.

00:30:32.180 I'm serious right now.

00:30:33.680 I don't know.

00:30:34.180 Guess how old I am.

00:30:34.940 22?

00:30:35.700 16.

00:30:36.600 You're 16.

00:30:37.620 But if you want to kiss me, I will kiss you. 0.77

00:30:39.880 Don't act scared.

00:30:40.820 Come on.

00:30:41.440 This is my first kiss.

00:30:42.220 Come on.

00:30:42.740 Bend over.

00:30:43.440 I can't reach you.

00:30:44.520 24.

00:30:47.840 I came to this drum rally to find love.

00:30:49.880 I want to find me a good American woman. 1.00

00:30:52.860 I'm not a woman.

00:30:54.400 Oh.

00:30:55.480 I'm not a woman.

00:30:56.900 Wait, what?

00:30:57.320 He keeps thinking I'm a woman.

00:30:59.160 I'm a man.

00:31:00.120 Yeah.

00:31:00.580 Yeah.

00:31:01.540 What was your name again?

00:31:06.500 Brian.

00:31:07.200 Nice to meet you, Brian.

00:31:08.220 Ugh.

00:31:09.480 So you think it's like a Barbara grandma situation.

00:31:12.780 Yeah.

00:31:13.280 And then the whole time it was Brian and it's 16 and like that's illegal, right?

00:31:17.700 I guess.

00:31:18.220 I would assume that's illegal.

00:31:19.600 That was super gross.

00:31:20.760 Um, and I like it because it feels like the kid was like, can I do a kiss?

00:31:24.120 Like trying to do a bit on this person who's kind of like, yeah, a borderline person.

00:31:29.940 Um, and it's like, no, you just kissed a dude instead, buddy.

00:31:32.980 Sorry.

00:31:33.180 That was your first kiss.

00:31:35.020 Hmm.

00:31:35.420 Maybe.

00:31:36.140 I don't know.

00:31:36.740 That was bad.

00:31:37.740 Oh, not good.

00:31:39.320 All right.

00:31:39.680 Extreme cringe there.

00:31:40.860 Cringe of the week.

00:31:41.620 Chris Christie's niece got arrested.

00:31:43.600 What's the headline?

00:31:44.540 Yeah.

00:31:44.760 Chris Christie's niece shouted, do you know who I am?

00:31:47.180 During violent plane meltdown.

00:31:49.440 So she thought being Chris Christie's niece was going to get her out of it.

00:31:53.140 Yeah.

00:31:53.320 You know who I am?

00:31:54.080 I'm Chris Christie's niece.

00:31:55.580 You know Chris Christie's brother?

00:31:57.020 Yeah.

00:31:57.260 Chris Christie's brother is my dad.

00:31:59.140 I'm three people removed from Chris Christie.

00:32:01.260 And it's like, all right.

00:32:03.020 He hasn't been in power in like 10 years.

00:32:04.760 You just humiliated yourself for nothing.

00:32:06.660 Yeah.

00:32:06.800 He hasn't been in power exactly.

00:32:08.300 Like, what are you talking about?

00:32:09.760 He's not shutting down the bridges anymore.

00:32:11.520 Yeah.

00:32:12.020 Uh, next cringe of the week.

00:32:13.440 The drunk guy jumps out the window.

00:32:15.280 I don't really have anything prepared for this.

00:32:16.660 I just want everyone to see it.

00:32:18.940 Hammered, blacked out.

00:32:21.540 Oh, that was actually nice.

00:32:23.960 Gets away and out the window.

00:32:29.380 Yep.

00:32:31.260 Fun hanging out.

00:32:33.980 42 stitches.

00:32:35.160 42 stitches.

00:32:36.380 Um, $1,100 bill to fix the glass.

00:32:40.420 Um, you're not invited.

00:32:42.340 Stay home next time, buddy.

00:32:43.780 You're not invited.

00:32:44.820 I started hanging out with people like that.

00:32:46.960 Yeah.

00:32:47.180 Every time you meet someone like that, you just go up.

00:32:50.060 This is the last time I'm going to see you jumping out the window, doing physically bad things.

00:32:54.040 I used to respond to your texts.

00:32:56.040 Now I don't.

00:32:56.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:32:57.640 All right.

00:32:58.520 Next cringe of the week, uh, Instagram or long-term relationships.

00:33:01.260 The Sneeko clip.

00:33:03.440 Shout out to homie Sneeko. 1.00

00:33:04.640 Instagram or long-term boyfriend.

00:33:07.640 Pick one.

00:33:08.260 Okay.

00:33:08.540 Let's see.

00:33:09.540 Instagram.

00:33:10.260 Okay.

00:33:10.600 What?

00:33:12.100 Instagram.

00:33:12.760 Instagram?

00:33:13.320 Okay.

00:33:14.160 Instagram.

00:33:14.780 Okay.

00:33:15.060 Oh, Judea's getting red-pilled right now. 1.00

00:33:16.660 Okay.

00:33:16.940 What about you?

00:33:18.360 Probably Instagram.

00:33:19.460 I probably already knew, but Instagram. 1.00

00:33:21.900 What the fuck? 0.99

00:33:23.200 I would say Instagram. 1.00

00:33:24.480 I haven't met or found a man yet that can give me what Instagram I do.

00:33:29.060 Whoa.

00:33:29.860 This is why this show is necessary.

00:33:31.820 Do you see how all these girls are in a relationship with Instagram instead of a real man?

00:33:35.260 They're addicted to attention instead of love.

00:33:37.620 Yeah.

00:33:38.320 Isn't that wild?

00:33:39.320 Yeah.

00:33:39.520 People are getting squirts from their phone too much, and that's how AI takes over.

00:33:45.320 And then we have the metaverse, and we have the AI images where everyone looks better.

00:33:49.780 Then, like, their avatar is who they're going to live through instead of their real life.

00:33:54.520 Yeah.

00:33:55.540 Yeah.

00:33:56.380 I don't think any of those girls deserves a long-term boyfriend if they're making that, 1.00

00:34:00.280 you know, decision.

00:34:01.520 Instagram. 0.89

00:34:01.900 If they're doing some trashy stuff on Instagram, their brain is probably already fried, and

00:34:06.820 it might be hard to recover. 0.54

00:34:08.600 Yeah.

00:34:08.820 Those are the girls who get flown out to Dubai for a weekend, and then they come back, and

00:34:12.780 they're never the same.

00:34:13.820 Yeah.

00:34:14.420 They go to Tulum.

00:34:16.080 Too many people are in Tulum.

00:34:18.140 That's, like, a thing.

00:34:19.080 You ever been to Tulum?

00:34:19.920 It's like, oh, yeah.

00:34:20.660 I go every year.

00:34:21.760 And it's like, oh.

00:34:23.400 Okay.

00:34:23.860 Not replying to you anymore.

00:34:25.340 You're off.

00:34:25.960 Yeah.

00:34:26.360 So that's sad.

00:34:27.640 That's sign of the times.

00:34:28.800 That's AI takeover.

00:34:30.060 That's sad stuff.

00:34:31.020 Yeah.

00:34:31.340 And then all those girls are going to probably end up marrying some guy who they don't even 1.00

00:34:35.200 like or respect, like, after getting passed around and used up, and, like, it's a bad

00:34:39.420 life.

00:34:40.140 Yeah.

00:34:40.360 You know, and then you end up hating.

00:34:41.840 You're like, oh, my God.

00:34:43.140 Think of all those nice guys I had before, and now I'm with the software engineer guy who

00:34:47.380 can actually afford my rent.

00:34:49.480 And it gets greasy pretty fast.

00:34:51.340 She hates you. 0.92

00:34:52.520 You know?

00:34:52.980 I don't know.

00:34:53.660 She hates you. 0.92

00:34:54.300 She tries to run the show. 0.97

00:34:55.260 She acts like a man. 0.93

00:34:56.220 You kind of just take it because it's the best-looking girl you've ever hung out with.

00:35:00.660 Happy Life, even though she's 35 at that point, and it gets bad.

00:35:04.520 Yeah.

00:35:04.800 It's sad to not have a precious wife, someone who you're like, you're precious.

00:35:10.540 Yeah.

00:35:10.860 Because then when you just have, like, an average person, that's not even hard to attain.

00:35:16.280 That's kind of depressing.

00:35:17.700 Yeah.

00:35:18.200 Well, moving on.

00:35:19.840 We have one more piece of Cringe of the Week.

00:35:21.660 This got depressing.

00:35:23.420 Cringe of the Week.

00:35:23.900 Oh, it's sad.

00:35:24.420 I mean, don't try to stay like that.

00:35:26.100 You know?

00:35:26.360 Don't try to be like that.

00:35:27.620 Right?

00:35:28.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:28.700 All right.

00:35:29.300 University of Arizona is reimbursing trans surgeries.

00:35:33.500 Yeah, this is kind of like a little press release.

00:35:35.740 The University of Arizona is establishing a health reimbursement arrangement to assist university employees with out-of-pocket expenses related to gender-affirming surgery and fertility treatments that are excluded by the state health plans.

00:35:46.260 And the fertility treatments, they give you $2,500, which is nice because they're trying to have a baby.

00:35:51.060 That's good.

00:35:51.640 Uh-huh.

00:35:51.880 $2,500. 0.99

00:35:52.240 $10,000 is what they give to the people who get their stuff lopped off and their tits lopped off. 1.00

00:35:59.000 If you want to start slicing, it's $10,000. 1.00

00:36:00.720 If you want to build a permanent hole after slicing your dick off, we'll give you $10,000 back. 0.99

00:36:04.980 That'll probably try to close and you'll have to dilate it religiously, as the last person said. 0.99

00:36:09.640 And then that's funny because it's like, imagine you get the trans surgery and then like the trans person last week who like clearly regretted it, you have to go in for surgery again.

00:36:17.960 And it's like, I thought I had the $10,000 and you have to just pay it all again.

00:36:21.600 That's so true.

00:36:23.000 And it's like kind of a sign of the times where it's like $2,500 for fertility, $10,000 for trans surgery.

00:36:28.540 And it's like, that's about right.

00:36:29.720 The trans people are four times overwhelming the normal people. 1.00

00:36:33.840 Yeah.

00:36:34.060 That's about their representation in media and on this podcast and things like that.

00:36:38.340 You know, 4X.

00:36:39.280 Yeah.

00:36:39.640 And then James Cameron recently said masculinity is toxic.

00:36:44.200 What was the exact quote?

00:36:45.100 I don't remember.

00:36:45.540 Um, he said masculinity is, or he said testosterone is a toxin that men should work out of their system.

00:36:53.320 Oh, it's a toxin. 1.00

00:36:54.500 Why don't you come suck it out of me, James Cameron? 0.99

00:36:57.500 I don't mean it like that. 1.00

00:36:59.300 I don't mean it like that.

00:37:00.920 It's funny because testosterone and sperm counts are all down like 50% from like 50 years ago.

00:37:07.080 Yeah.

00:37:07.240 Don't worry, James Cameron.

00:37:08.120 It's happening already.

00:37:08.980 Yeah.

00:37:09.440 So it's like your James Cameron is right.

00:37:12.160 Kind of that there's a problem in society.

00:37:14.440 Like he's close.

00:37:15.720 He has the entire thing backwards, but he's close where it's like testosterone and sperm

00:37:20.460 counts are already down.

00:37:22.360 That's why things are bad.

00:37:23.580 That's why you, University of Arizona, reimbursing trans surgeries.

00:37:26.500 If testosterone levels were where they were 50 years ago, that probably wouldn't be happening.

00:37:31.520 Trans surgeries wouldn't be going on.

00:37:33.080 Yeah.

00:37:33.140 We wouldn't be doing that.

00:37:34.120 So James Cameron is right that society is messed up, but he is attributing the wrong

00:37:38.840 cause to it and he's actually going to make it worse.

00:37:41.440 Yeah.

00:37:41.720 And then Muppet James Cameron, like testosterone, it's like you got famous from Terminator, dude.

00:37:47.680 You got famous from Terminator.

00:37:49.340 Literally Schwarzenegger.

00:37:51.000 Like the guy was juiced to the gills.

00:37:53.520 And yeah, you got famous and money off that.

00:37:56.020 So I don't like these people who kind of like poo-poo where they came from and what they 1.00

00:38:01.140 were built off of.

00:38:01.900 It's like, oh, I'm so rich and I made Avatar.

00:38:04.840 It's like, you forget what made you popular and you forget what people like, you know?

00:38:09.240 That's a good point.

00:38:10.880 All right.

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00:39:06.180 Let's get into Urban Decay.

00:39:08.220 Richard Rappoy had razor blades in his food.

00:39:10.460 We're going to get to that.

00:39:11.540 When are we going to get to that?

00:39:12.700 What section?

00:39:13.200 At the end.

00:39:13.420 At the end.

00:39:13.920 I'm doing what Hannity does.

00:39:15.660 And I just hold off the best stuff for three quarters of the way through the show.

00:39:19.620 Gotcha.

00:39:20.520 President Trump coming up, but first.

00:39:22.860 Yeah.

00:39:23.220 Three ad breaks.

00:39:23.980 My pillow.

00:39:25.740 All right.

00:39:26.560 Elderly woman gets kicked and no one chases after the guy. 0.81

00:39:35.000 And he runs off.

00:39:37.800 And everyone just stands around.

00:39:40.740 You know where that was?

00:39:42.080 No.

00:39:42.460 Do you?

00:39:42.860 No.

00:39:43.720 But James Cameron thinks that masculinity is too masculine or whatever.

00:39:48.060 Yeah.

00:39:48.720 It's a toxin.

00:39:50.020 It's like if there was testosterone, wouldn't that guy be chased down and beat up?

00:39:53.720 Yeah.

00:39:53.880 And be in a headlock.

00:39:55.080 Disfigured and like passed out and then like handed over to the police like, hey, this

00:39:58.560 guy kicked the lady. 1.00

00:39:59.640 He's just like salsa.

00:40:02.200 Yeah.

00:40:02.440 Exactly.

00:40:03.040 And then charged with like assault of an elderly person, like which is an escalator, you know?

00:40:07.340 It should be.

00:40:07.900 Yeah.

00:40:08.520 But he just gets away.

00:40:09.440 It's probably fine.

00:40:10.480 Like there's like an Americana that used to exist that was like you help people and you

00:40:16.740 chase people down.

00:40:17.460 My dad had a story when I was growing up that I heard a few times where it's like he was

00:40:21.860 riding the subway in New York City on the way to work wearing a suit.

00:40:24.980 A lady got her purse snatched. 1.00

00:40:26.380 The guy ran off.

00:40:27.420 My dad and his buddy chased after the guy like all the way through, I believe, Central Park.

00:40:31.680 Like got all the way to him.

00:40:34.200 He, the guy turned around.

00:40:35.680 My dad was there, like clotheslined him, like decleted him, wrecked him, blew his suit

00:40:39.700 out and then like went to a bar and got a drink of beer.

00:40:43.260 And then they returned the lady's purse and he was like a hero.

00:40:45.780 The lady, how did he get the lady purse back?

00:40:48.400 I think they just gave it back.

00:40:49.980 She was probably slowly following.

00:40:51.400 A couple of people were.

00:40:53.100 And then, yeah, then you're like a hero and that's what you do.

00:40:55.920 You have to step up in a situation like that.

00:40:58.280 Now a lady gets kicked in front of everybody and everyone just stands around. 1.00

00:41:01.560 Well, it's all about incentives and is it worth it, right?

00:41:04.320 And it's like if you steal a purse and nobody, or you kick an old lady, steal a purse and nobody

00:41:08.740 chases you and you go, huh?

00:41:10.480 That was pretty freaking easy, you know?

00:41:12.900 But if you get clotheslined by some 6'5 guy who chases you down in Central Park, blows

00:41:16.800 out his suit, it's not really worth it.

00:41:19.000 That's so true.

00:41:19.760 Maybe I need to get smarter with my crime.

00:41:21.320 Maybe I need to go white collar, steal, you know, checks or something, you know, assault 1.00

00:41:26.360 people because you will get blown out.

00:41:28.880 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:41:29.940 And I'm ready to blow out.

00:41:32.020 I'm ready to help.

00:41:33.040 You want it?

00:41:33.760 I'm not going to ever be that.

00:41:35.280 I'm never going to stand around.

00:41:36.380 I just haven't seen anything happen yet.

00:41:37.800 For sure.

00:41:39.860 Next, the Ratatouille 2.

00:41:42.900 Yeah, which, oh, Ratatouille 2, the final solution.

00:41:47.720 They caught the rat.

00:41:49.320 So this is New York City.

00:41:52.440 And this lady's cooking rats, it looks like. 1.00

00:41:54.720 Guinea pigs, rats, something.

00:41:56.340 Some people are saying it's guinea pigs, and they also said that at Petco, there's a sign

00:42:00.400 that says guinea pigs are not for human consumption because people from third world countries like 1.00

00:42:04.840 this come in and buy them and cook them.

00:42:07.020 And also, here's my biggest issue with that.

00:42:09.560 Hold on, sir.

00:42:09.960 You're spinning so fast that the skin doesn't even get crispy.

00:42:13.860 That's your biggest issue?

00:42:14.820 You're not even cooking it right.

00:42:16.420 Yeah.

00:42:16.920 That's too fast.

00:42:18.420 Someone's going to get sick, and the skin's not going to be crispy and nice.

00:42:21.820 Well, you know, this is, you know the phrase, import the third world, become the third world? 0.99

00:42:26.460 Yeah, that's some third world shit. 0.99

00:42:27.840 This is right outside of Smashburger. 1.00

00:42:29.520 Some five, actually four foot nine Guatemalan, stocky Guatemalan woman just doing what she 1.00

00:42:34.380 knows, and that's grilling up rats.

00:42:37.500 So import the third world, become the third world. 1.00

00:42:40.020 And it's like, shouldn't somebody be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?

00:42:42.980 Like, not only is this health code violations, like, you can't do anything here, but we don't

00:42:48.280 eat guinea pigs and rats in America.

00:42:49.900 Why don't you stop? 1.00

00:42:50.800 You got to blow that lady up, blow your suit out. 1.00

00:42:52.460 I mean, there's no rats here. 0.98

00:42:55.920 Oh, that's bad. 1.00

00:42:56.720 That's third world shit. 1.00

00:42:57.600 Import the third world, become the third world. 1.00

00:42:59.120 We are some of our parts.

00:43:01.140 And oh, NYC is a brand.

00:43:03.660 NYC is a culture.

00:43:04.940 It's like, yeah, they're grilling rats on the sidewalk, buddy.

00:43:09.080 Exactly.

00:43:09.740 All right, next, New York City, bat to head.

00:43:11.480 This is just a quick clip.

00:43:13.120 And this is just like a two-way reminder why it's good to be pro two-way.

00:43:18.860 Yep, yep.

00:43:20.520 He's got a bat in his pants.

00:43:22.020 He's got a bat in his pants leg, and he sees his ops.

00:43:24.340 And he gets dinged, ding.

00:43:25.600 He sees his ops, and he's knocked out.

00:43:28.440 Was that for no reason?

00:43:29.700 I'm sure the guy has beef with the guy for something.

00:43:31.980 What's ops mean?

00:43:33.380 Ops means like opponent.

00:43:34.680 It's like black people word for, you know, the gang, the other gang. 0.95

00:43:39.860 Oh, interesting.

00:43:40.320 My ops are after me.

00:43:41.660 21, can you do something for me?

00:43:44.100 You know, can you talk to the ops next for me?

00:43:46.860 Robbie Rob.

00:43:47.740 Robbie Rob.

00:43:48.460 Can you do something for me?

00:43:49.820 Can you space man for me?

00:43:52.140 Interesting.

00:43:52.800 So they got him.

00:43:53.640 All right.

00:43:53.880 Next, we have a couple of clips, which we're going to play quick.

00:43:56.720 And one's just a story.

00:43:58.500 Old pizza man robbed.

00:44:00.180 Old man working at Home Depot gets laid out and dies.

00:44:04.180 And then the cell phone robbery.

00:44:05.940 Yeah, so let's go with the old man dying at Home Depot first.

00:44:11.500 Yeah.

00:44:12.000 So this is just, there is a video, but we're not going to play it.

00:44:14.900 We just have the slideshow in one, two, three, four.

00:44:17.600 But this Home Depot worker, who is 83 years old, dies after being tossed aside by a shoplifter.

00:44:22.580 And here's the one, two, three of the shoplifter.

00:44:26.580 He goes, oh, hey, sir.

00:44:28.160 Can I see your receipt?

00:44:29.080 He goes, no, you can't.

00:44:30.480 These my power tools.

00:44:33.000 Tosses him over.

00:44:34.020 He hits his head.

00:44:35.400 He's 83 years old.

00:44:36.580 He's working probably just to stay active and like keep his mind active, dies of his injuries.

00:44:41.400 While this young African-American man in Calvin Klein, stocky guy, walks out with four Ryobi power washers that he can feed his family with. 0.98

00:44:52.340 Well, if he's probably going to start a business.

00:44:53.820 Yeah, he's a businessman.

00:44:55.260 He's an entrepreneur.

00:44:56.680 I got an idea to increase our returns.

00:44:59.480 Yeah, so.

00:45:00.220 We don't pay upfront costs.

00:45:02.020 It's zero upfront costs.

00:45:03.120 Zero investment.

00:45:03.820 And we start a business.

00:45:05.320 You looking at a hustler. 0.90

00:45:07.140 So I hope that guy goes to prison for a very long time.

00:45:09.760 There's a certain level of like you don't mess with old people. 1.00

00:45:13.160 You don't.

00:45:13.820 And the crimes are accelerated.

00:45:15.380 Like it's assault a person over the age of 65, over the age of whatever.

00:45:19.700 Don't mess with old people. 1.00

00:45:21.040 They're frail.

00:45:21.800 And then for you law-abiding citizen watchers, learn a lesson from this and don't do anything risky near old people because they can die pretty easily. 1.00

00:45:28.740 Yeah, that's true.

00:45:29.820 So poor guy.

00:45:31.120 Old pizza man robbed.

00:45:32.660 Yep.

00:45:33.420 Old pizza guy.

00:45:34.220 Here's another old victim.

00:45:37.120 I got to get the money first.

00:45:38.460 I know.

00:45:39.200 Let me see.

00:45:40.340 I'm not doing that.

00:45:41.880 Sorry.

00:45:42.320 I got to get the money first.

00:45:43.280 Open the pizza.

00:45:45.520 Two cat pizzas.

00:45:51.820 Stole the pizza, put it under his arm.

00:45:54.120 It's like you don't even, what, you're not even going to enjoy the pizza.

00:45:57.160 And this old guy limps off.

00:45:58.840 It's like Domino's, two pizzas.

00:46:01.080 They sell two pizzas for $24.

00:46:03.580 You get a coupon. 1.00

00:46:05.280 Instead, you commit a fucking crime against the old guy. 1.00

00:46:08.920 Like factors. 1.00

00:46:09.740 Yeah.

00:46:10.140 Hey, at least that one's actually food.

00:46:11.980 Yeah.

00:46:12.440 You know?

00:46:13.320 Yeah.

00:46:13.740 This power washer guy, it doesn't.

00:46:15.920 But there's, and you're going to see this in the next clip.

00:46:18.360 There's a little bit of entitlement in criminals that we're seeing these days.

00:46:21.540 It's like the last week where, what was the video last week where the girl was fighting 1.00

00:46:28.220 with an employee who was keeping her.

00:46:30.200 With the bag at the store.

00:46:30.840 Let me go.

00:46:31.280 And she goes, let me go.

00:46:32.860 Let go of me.

00:46:34.140 Let me leave.

00:46:34.740 And he's like, if you leave the bag, you can go.

00:46:36.900 Like, I'm not even going to do what I should be doing to you.

00:46:39.680 Yeah.

00:46:40.160 If you leave the bag, you can go.

00:46:41.500 There's an entitlement where it's like, they're surprised that people are putting up a fight.

00:46:46.180 Like, what are you doing?

00:46:47.120 Like, let me go.

00:46:47.960 What?

00:46:48.160 I saw so many videos of them just walking out of Foot Locker.

00:46:50.540 Leave me alone. 1.00

00:46:51.220 I'm trying to get out of here with all your shit for free. 1.00

00:46:53.480 Stop. 1.00

00:46:53.760 So, this cell phone store is a perfect example of that.

00:46:58.040 This girl got her phone screen repaired. 1.00

00:47:00.600 She had a cracked screen. 0.98

00:47:01.440 She got it repaired.

00:47:02.300 And she's examining it afterwards.

00:47:05.300 Entitled.

00:47:06.420 This is entitled criminal section.

00:47:09.060 Yeah.

00:47:09.940 So, she's got the thing.

00:47:11.360 She gets her phone back.

00:47:12.480 And this guy, you know, he knows the game.

00:47:14.860 So, she does the dash.

00:47:25.100 Boom.

00:47:26.440 Doors locked.

00:47:39.020 So, it's really hard to hear.

00:47:40.600 But she goes, open it.

00:47:42.620 Yeah.

00:47:43.160 Open it. 1.00

00:47:43.940 It's like, bitch, it's closed and locked because of you. 1.00

00:47:46.940 You're stealing right now. 1.00

00:47:49.020 You just ran.

00:47:50.460 And then he goes, give me the phone back.

00:47:52.640 Like, he's obviously not going to let her out until he gets the phone back.

00:47:55.280 So, all he can do is take the screen off the phone because that's what he did.

00:47:59.920 He'll never get his time back for the labor.

00:48:02.260 And she's like, no, it's my phone.

00:48:04.100 Why are you lying?

00:48:05.500 It's my screen now.

00:48:07.760 Doesn't understand it.

00:48:09.200 Entitled criminals everywhere these days.

00:48:11.240 They're just so surprised people are putting up a fight.

00:48:14.020 Let me go with your merchandise. 0.76

00:48:15.780 You have insurance.

00:48:16.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:17.900 That's so bad.

00:48:18.720 All right.

00:48:18.960 Next, the lady crashes into the bus. 1.00

00:48:22.160 Yeah.

00:48:22.460 I don't know where this came from.

00:48:23.660 Or.

00:48:24.720 Watch this, y'all.

00:48:26.200 Watch this, y'all.

00:48:26.980 Watch this, y'all.

00:48:27.820 Never going to be good.

00:48:29.940 Watch this, y'all.

00:48:30.720 I'm going to.

00:48:30.880 He's trying to pass a bus.

00:48:32.260 Pass a bus.

00:48:35.160 Oh, no.

00:48:41.140 Watch this, y'all.

00:48:42.980 Watch what, y'all?

00:48:43.840 How'd it go?

00:48:44.540 How'd that go?

00:48:45.320 Yeah.

00:48:45.840 Exactly the plan.

00:48:47.540 Next, the next slam on the subway.

00:48:49.360 We're going pretty quick because we have a lot of clips this week.

00:48:51.540 Yeah.

00:48:53.200 This is Urban Decay.

00:48:54.380 Just the next slam powerbomb wrestling move on that guy. 0.99

00:49:03.520 What the fuck was that? 0.99

00:49:06.100 That probably hurt really bad. 1.00

00:49:11.660 And they do a prank on him like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:49:13.980 And he knows it was him. 0.99

00:49:16.280 Last piece.

00:49:16.940 Nice.

00:49:17.260 Good culture.

00:49:18.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:19.160 Fun living here, guys.

00:49:20.000 Fun being a part of the New York brand.

00:49:21.540 Yeah, and then the thing on the caption was just like, I'm just trying to go home.

00:49:25.640 Yeah.

00:49:26.100 I just take the subway.

00:49:27.280 I need the subway, public transportation to go home.

00:49:29.980 Please.

00:49:30.180 I used to have a guy in Chicago on the train who would get on and he'd just yell.

00:49:35.120 He'd go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, like very loud. 1.00

00:49:38.780 And I almost kicked his ass one time. 1.00

00:49:40.720 Really? 1.00

00:49:41.540 But I just didn't.

00:49:42.760 I never ended up doing anything.

00:49:44.120 But I wish I did, kind of.

00:49:45.560 That was the beginning of the downfall.

00:49:47.380 Yeah.

00:49:47.520 That was like 2016, 2015.

00:49:49.520 You could have bought us more time.

00:49:50.680 I think so. 0.81

00:49:52.180 I could have sent a message to some street rats out there if I really just let him have it.

00:49:55.660 But I think the train would have turned on me.

00:49:58.120 Yeah.

00:49:58.500 You know?

00:49:58.940 They're like, he's not really hurting anybody.

00:50:00.560 But he would come in and sometimes he'd sit down next to you and he would just start yelling.

00:50:05.000 Like, he'd sit down and then it would be hilarious to watch because some people wouldn't know who he was.

00:50:09.600 And he'd be like, was that thing you'd turn around?

00:50:11.140 And then he'd get down and go, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:50:14.180 So, yeah.

00:50:15.440 I don't know.

00:50:16.340 Subway antics have always been them.

00:50:17.960 Yeah, that's good stuff.

00:50:18.980 All right.

00:50:19.420 Last piece of urban decay.

00:50:21.140 There's a euthanasia situation going on in Canada.

00:50:24.060 They encouraged a former Paralympic person and also a former veteran, a Canadian military member.

00:50:35.560 They told her that she should consider euthanizing herself because her wheelchair ramp was taking too long to make. 0.86

00:50:42.900 Yeah.

00:50:43.120 A paraplegic former Canadian military member is ripping her government, which offered to euthanize her after she complained about delays having a wheelchair lift installed in her home.

00:50:52.680 So, that's next wave of stuff.

00:50:54.880 So, it's just logistics problem?

00:50:57.080 Want to die?

00:50:58.000 Want to just be dead instead? 0.96

00:50:59.200 A private contractor not working out? 0.67

00:51:01.700 Want to go to sleep forever?

00:51:03.220 Yeah.

00:51:03.560 And this is something we're seeing, like, more and more often, like, with these socialized medicine countries is just trying to get people to kill themselves.

00:51:11.580 Germany, I think New Zealand is at the forefront of that. 0.95

00:51:15.360 Jacinda, she's at the forefront of killing cripples, I guess. 1.00

00:51:18.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:19.580 And what's the German one? 0.86

00:51:21.060 Canada as well.

00:51:22.340 And German euthanasia clinics are refusing unvaccinated customers.

00:51:25.600 So, if you don't have the vaccine, you can't get killed by the German government.

00:51:30.220 Yeah.

00:51:30.240 Clearly not willing to kill yourself.

00:51:31.980 Yeah.

00:51:32.320 If you didn't get the vaccine.

00:51:33.460 Which is crazy.

00:51:34.340 And then they probably need the people who are unvaxxed to repopulate the planet. 0.79

00:51:38.260 Maybe.

00:51:38.920 Yeah.

00:51:39.060 Maybe that's the process there.

00:51:41.080 Yeah.

00:51:41.440 But so, like, this whole trend of, like, do you want to die?

00:51:44.720 And it's like, you want to take the opioids?

00:51:46.960 You want to just, you know, just go off.

00:51:49.460 Universal basic income.

00:51:50.560 We'll give you $1,000 a month. 0.64

00:51:51.820 You'll die when we tell you. 0.83

00:51:53.320 Eat the bugs, of course. 0.98

00:51:55.600 What else?

00:51:56.440 Yeah.

00:51:56.880 Whatever Klaus Schwab wants.

00:51:58.580 Exactly.

00:51:59.160 All right.

00:51:59.480 That is the end of our Urban Decay.

00:52:01.100 We are coming into some uplifting gold.

00:52:03.860 Some things to make us not depressed and leave a good taste in our mouth as we roll into the weekend.

00:52:08.920 First clip of uplifting gold.

00:52:10.420 Where did my wife learn to drive so good? 1.00

00:52:13.380 Yep.

00:52:14.280 This is someone's wife driving. 1.00

00:52:16.360 Look at the skill here.

00:52:17.620 Minivan, Chrysler.

00:52:22.120 Look at that move.

00:52:23.760 Still got it.

00:52:25.100 Yo.

00:52:25.600 Straight out of Fast and the Furious right there.

00:52:28.960 Yeah.

00:52:29.440 I don't know.

00:52:30.100 Yeah.

00:52:30.420 What's your comment there?

00:52:31.280 I don't know.

00:52:31.980 Got lucky?

00:52:32.500 Got lucky.

00:52:33.340 Yeah.

00:52:33.720 You should also just go right back home after that if that's how slippery the roads are.

00:52:37.480 Yeah.

00:52:37.820 I don't see you going, finishing the job to the grocery store if the driveway.

00:52:41.400 Let's just order it and have it delivered.

00:52:43.280 Yeah.

00:52:43.740 Have some Uber driver crash into your two cars.

00:52:46.100 Yeah.

00:52:46.440 That would be better.

00:52:47.980 Next, are you in a VR gang?

00:52:50.000 This is funny.

00:52:50.680 This is from Culture last week.

00:52:51.940 Get it all.

00:52:52.980 They got you in a gang?

00:52:53.880 If you in a gang, you're not going to be playing this.

00:52:58.720 What was that you was doing with your hands?

00:53:00.240 What was that?

00:53:01.040 Yeah.

00:53:01.620 Don't be doing all of that.

00:53:02.680 What is that?

00:53:03.440 It's Nasa.

00:53:04.220 Don't be doing all that.

00:53:10.480 That's a good mom, I guess.

00:53:11.740 Yeah.

00:53:12.180 They got you in a gang on VR.

00:53:14.500 She's worried about the VR gang immediately.

00:53:16.940 Don't be doing all that with your hands.

00:53:18.720 Don't worry, lady. 0.97

00:53:19.620 Like, the worst, he's going to get involved in some dumb crypto and, you know. 0.96

00:53:23.660 Yeah, metaverse. 1.00

00:53:24.580 Metaverse shit. 1.00

00:53:25.320 He's going to buy some land in the metaverse. 1.00

00:53:26.880 Worst case, lady. 0.97

00:53:27.740 AI girlfriend next.

00:53:29.180 Yeah.

00:53:29.360 Good news.

00:53:30.980 There was a person who did, like, a hate crime at UVA.

00:53:34.180 I think they, like, graffitied something on, like, a black building.

00:53:37.720 Yeah.

00:53:38.580 Vandal attacked the Office of African American Affairs.

00:53:41.740 Yeah.

00:53:42.080 And UVA refuses to divulge the race of the vandal.

00:53:45.460 So, the good news is they caught that person.

00:53:48.080 And the person is?

00:53:50.260 Black female in a headscarf attacked. 1.00

00:53:53.600 UVA Cultural Black Culture Center. 0.91

00:53:56.260 Mm-hmm.

00:53:56.600 So, inside job.

00:53:58.560 Inside job, but I'm glad they caught her. 0.75

00:54:00.700 Yeah, me too.

00:54:01.480 I wonder what's going to happen.

00:54:02.860 Yeah.

00:54:03.400 What do you think?

00:54:04.120 I think she's in big trouble.

00:54:05.860 Yeah.

00:54:06.520 Big slap on the wrist trouble.

00:54:08.240 Yeah.

00:54:08.420 Big back to her ways in two weeks. 1.00

00:54:10.560 She'll be on Twitter calling for someone else to get canceled in a week's time.

00:54:14.720 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:15.640 All right, next.

00:54:16.200 The girl was saved by her mom from a raccoon.

00:54:20.600 This is uplifting.

00:54:21.640 So, the kid is getting attacked by a raccoon.

00:54:28.220 The mom comes out, grabs the raccoon, grabs the kid, puts the kid inside. 0.98

00:54:35.140 Go inside, go inside.

00:54:36.420 Little girl, it's like the raccoon's off.

00:54:37.940 You can just walk now.

00:54:39.520 Mom takes the brunt of it.

00:54:42.040 Yep.

00:54:42.680 Got it by the scruff.

00:54:44.920 Oh, she was going to really toss him.

00:54:47.300 Then she tosses him. 0.91

00:54:48.640 Now everyone's got to go get rabies shots.

00:54:50.300 Yeah, which is rabies shots are like six shots into your stomach or something.

00:54:55.960 Have you ever heard of that?

00:54:57.000 Rabies is bad, too.

00:54:58.560 We're in Bonusland.

00:54:59.460 We're going to be talking about rabies.

00:55:01.520 There's a guy who had rabies, and rabies can only live in your mouth and saliva.

00:55:06.060 So, it's like it makes you not want to drink water and hate water.

00:55:09.560 It makes you really crazy.

00:55:11.160 And the goal is to get your saliva on other people to give them rabies.

00:55:15.280 It's a very ugly thing. 0.97

00:55:16.760 Fucked up situation there, for sure. 0.87

00:55:18.220 Hydrophobia. 0.68

00:55:18.620 Yeah, Python hydrophobia.

00:55:20.800 And Python cowboy talks about rabies a lot, too.

00:55:22.820 That's where I learned a lot of it.

00:55:23.960 Really?

00:55:24.420 Yeah.

00:55:25.360 All right.

00:55:25.920 Next, Little Girl Steals Cat. 0.94

00:55:27.880 This is uplifting, but also kind of scary.

00:55:30.660 I'm going to pet you.

00:55:32.840 I'm going to pet you.

00:55:34.680 I'm going to pet you.

00:55:35.120 I'm going to pet you.

00:55:35.860 I'm going to pet you. 1.00

00:55:36.280 You think you're going to pet me, bitch? 1.00

00:55:39.720 So, that's scary. 1.00

00:55:41.540 Yeah.

00:55:42.120 That's early save.

00:55:43.600 Does she wet the bed, too?

00:55:44.700 It's like early child murderer signs.

00:55:46.820 Yeah.

00:55:47.260 Wetting the bed.

00:55:48.220 Small animals.

00:55:49.300 And like, I don't know, one other thing.

00:55:51.540 Yeah.

00:55:51.900 So, if that's your kid, keep an eye out.

00:55:53.960 Yeah.

00:55:54.520 Look, Mom, I'm American.

00:55:56.200 The last, second to last clip.

00:55:59.500 Look, Mom, I'm American.

00:56:02.220 I'm non-binary.

00:56:03.740 That's transphobic.

00:56:05.220 That's offensive.

00:56:06.900 That's pretty good.

00:56:08.000 That's what we're up to now.

00:56:09.000 That's the brand that America's exporting to the world right now.

00:56:12.080 That's a good roast.

00:56:13.300 Yeah.

00:56:13.720 And then also, the dancing grannies are back. 0.95

00:56:16.180 This is the last piece of uplifting gold.

00:56:19.040 It's been a year since the attack where that guy drove his car into the Christmas parade

00:56:24.240 in Wisconsin and killed a bunch of people, including some of the dancing grannies. 1.00

00:56:28.540 It's been a year.

00:56:30.040 The dancing grannies are back. 0.99

00:56:32.540 They have the resolve.

00:56:34.200 They have the persistence.

00:56:35.940 They did not get defeated by a bad person.

00:56:38.580 Instead, they went back to what they were doing, what they liked doing best, and they

00:56:43.120 didn't lose the Christmas spirit, which is a very important message for the holiday season.

00:56:47.880 So, congrats to them.

00:56:49.960 So, that's the end of our episode.

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00:57:09.560 What about the razor blades?

00:57:11.220 Oh, yeah.

00:57:11.940 The razor blades.

00:57:12.700 We made that up.

00:57:14.060 That was clickbait the whole time?

00:57:15.640 Did you ever get razor blades in your food?

00:57:17.260 No, but I thought you might do something with it.

00:57:19.860 Yeah, that was pure clickbait.

00:57:21.800 It was a lie.

00:57:23.060 It was pure clickbait lie.

00:57:24.920 Times are tough on YouTube.

00:57:26.420 We need more views.

00:57:27.580 They're not helping us.

00:57:29.040 Got to trick the algorithm.

00:57:30.520 Apologize to the audience.

00:57:31.260 I'm sorry.

00:57:31.920 It was a lie.

00:57:32.680 I'm sure you guys understand.

00:57:33.620 Yeah, I didn't get razor blades in my food.

00:57:35.560 Where would that happen?

00:57:36.560 He would have like mouth stuff.

00:57:37.840 Yeah, I'd show up.

00:57:39.040 I'd be like, hey guys.

00:57:40.060 Yeah, so no razor blades.

00:57:41.500 Good memory.

00:57:42.280 I did not remember to acknowledge that.

00:57:45.560 Also, I feel like we skipped a bunch of things.

00:57:47.140 Like Brittany Griner, Russia Prison Exchange. 0.97

00:57:49.140 Oh, yeah.

00:57:49.720 Brittany Griner.

00:57:50.160 Do you want to talk about that at all?

00:57:51.500 It's too late, I guess.

00:57:52.860 It's too late, but Brittany Griner's out.

00:57:55.420 Just for one little merchant of death arms dealer.

00:57:57.840 Small, small caveat.

00:57:59.360 Small trade.

00:57:59.760 Small trade.

00:58:00.340 And there's other people that are still locked up for petty crimes in Russia that are like

00:58:04.700 military people and army people.

00:58:06.820 Yeah, there's a Marine who got accused of spying who's still locked up on a 16-year

00:58:10.580 sentence in Russia.

00:58:11.880 Don't worry about him.

00:58:12.760 Couldn't get a two-for-one on that for the merchant of death.

00:58:15.100 Yeah.

00:58:15.560 Our negotiators are, you know, in trouble, I guess.

00:58:18.740 Yeah.

00:58:19.220 Well, that's it.

00:58:20.260 Good cover on that story.

00:58:22.400 That was good.

00:58:23.200 We almost skipped it.

00:58:24.180 All right.

00:58:24.520 Thank you guys for watching.

00:58:25.600 We'll see you at the next one.

00:58:26.580 We'll see you next time.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 09, 2022

GRILLED RATS IN NYC ｜ RAZORBLADES IN RATBOY'S FOOD？! ｜ EMPOWERED CRIMINALS STRIKE AGAIN ｜ SCHIZO AI ART

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