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00:00:16.280 Welcome back to Flugga Socks, a podcast episode 253 today on the show.

00:00:22.460 China is planning something.

00:00:24.200 We're going to go over the number of Chinese illegals that are here,

00:00:26.800 plus some of the weird stuff they're up to.

00:00:28.700 Then another mascot is under attack because of Woke.

00:00:33.220 This time it's the Mighty Midgets.

00:00:35.200 We're going to tell you what's happening there.

00:00:37.440 Then in Cringe of the Week, young people go into even more debt,

00:00:40.920 this time to attend Coachella.

00:00:43.200 We're going to go over that.

00:00:44.540 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have a Lyft Groper who got caught on camera.

00:00:50.300 We're going to give you the details.

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00:03:22.840 Lots to cover today.

00:03:24.140 I don't know if you guys have noticed, we've been going longer with the episodes.

00:03:27.380 Yeah, I've noticed, but I don't mind.

00:03:29.080 I like it.

00:03:29.720 I like it, too.

00:03:30.620 And then the algorithm seems to be rewarding us.

00:03:32.760 So let us know if you guys like the longer episodes.

00:03:35.460 I hope everyone says yes.

00:03:36.740 We're probably going to be doing over an hour and 20, maybe even close to an hour and 30 now.

00:03:40.540 Sounds good, brother.

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00:03:42.060 All right.

00:03:42.400 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:43.360 Like I said, packed cringe, packed housekeeping, packed urban.

00:03:47.620 What day of the week episode is this?

00:03:49.540 It's Tuesday.

00:03:50.180 Slightly different than Friday.

00:03:51.460 Friday's a little more laid back.

00:03:52.540 Everyone's enjoying themselves because it's Friday.

00:03:54.620 No work on the weekends.

00:03:55.720 Tuesday, a lot of work left.

00:03:57.240 Yeah, a long week ahead of you guys.

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00:04:03.280 All right.

00:04:04.040 The first story of the day, there was a fake space trip that the other Elon Musk did.

00:04:09.380 Yeah, Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin, which I guess is leading towards more passenger flights.

00:04:15.700 And Elon's like launching satellites and delivering payload to NASA.

00:04:19.360 And I guess Blue Origin does some of that, but it seems like a little more of a pet project

00:04:24.480 versus like a real deal thing.

00:04:26.440 I call it a high plane ride.

00:04:28.580 Yeah, that's pretty much what it is.

00:04:30.080 It's just a high plane ride.

00:04:31.900 And yeah, here we have Katy Perry getting back and kissing the ground.

00:04:35.100 She's very grateful.

00:04:36.240 It was a all-woman crew.

00:04:38.480 Yeah.

00:04:38.640 And then when they were getting interviewed about it, this is what the woman on CBS said.

00:04:43.500 Explain to our audience why even a trip like this one, all the trips that we take in the space benefit mankind.

00:04:52.020 So it benefits humankind.

00:04:54.140 And I'm going to keep correcting the mankind and the man-made and the man-missions,

00:04:58.780 because this is exactly what this mission is about, is expanding the perspective of who does space.

00:05:06.240 Who does space.

00:05:07.600 And she corrects him and makes him say humankind because it was an all-female flight crew.

00:05:12.580 But it makes you wonder who built the rocket, who set this whole thing up.

00:05:17.240 It's all computerized.

00:05:18.580 It was autopilot, computerized route type shit.

00:05:21.260 So they're kind of conflating an all-female crew with all-female passengers.

00:05:26.660 Yeah.

00:05:27.060 They keep calling them crew.

00:05:28.320 As if Katy Perry's saying, what are thrusters at?

00:05:30.720 General.

00:05:31.880 Captain, what are thrusters are failing?

00:05:33.740 What do we do?

00:05:34.420 Katy Perry is telling Gayle King, right?

00:05:36.720 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:37.620 Then you have your little checklist.

00:05:38.920 Do not get out of your seat.

00:05:40.260 Do not touch anything.

00:05:41.720 Look out the window and enjoy.

00:05:43.180 Hands to yourself.

00:05:43.980 Over your chest.

00:05:44.740 Crossed.

00:05:45.740 It's literally like a roller coaster ride.

00:05:48.060 Child shit.

00:05:48.580 I mean, it's almost like ironic, too, because it's like, oh, it's all women.

00:05:52.000 It proves that women can do space as long as a man builds the rocket, does autopilot,

00:05:57.060 sends them up, and brings them back.

00:05:58.420 Then they can take cute pictures.

00:05:59.800 Yeah.

00:05:59.960 And Jeff Bezos funded the whole thing.

00:06:02.080 This is all a party.

00:06:03.280 And then, of course, the guy on CBS, if you got the CBS job with the other two black guys

00:06:07.980 interviewing the black lady for the all-women passenger flight, he has to say, oh, excuse

00:06:13.080 me, humankind.

00:06:13.940 You're absolutely right.

00:06:14.800 We don't have to.

00:06:15.740 We don't play by those rules.

00:06:17.560 Exactly.

00:06:17.960 We can say, all right, this interview's over, bitch.

00:06:20.820 So the charade is over.

00:06:23.460 We just kind of exposed it there.

00:06:25.300 And then it's also happening in the military, too.

00:06:27.320 Everyone lately has been a little tired of the pushing women to the front just because

00:06:32.560 they're ladies thing.

00:06:33.700 In 2024, four women held four-star ranks in the military.

00:06:37.720 Now, there are zero.

00:06:39.700 Yep.

00:06:40.180 And I wonder if that includes Admiral Levine or not.

00:06:43.480 I kind of miss Admiral Levine.

00:06:45.300 Is she still doing it?

00:06:46.700 It's like a heel.

00:06:47.400 It's like a wrestling heel.

00:06:48.880 Admiral Levine, you know?

00:06:50.020 Yeah.

00:06:50.640 Admiral Levine.

00:06:51.500 Oh, what's he doing?

00:06:52.680 It was fun to get angry at.

00:06:54.100 Yeah.

00:06:54.620 We moved on, but obviously that was lunacy.

00:06:57.200 Admiral Levine's top five.

00:06:58.600 And I guess that might include the one we talked about last episode, the vice admiral.

00:07:03.740 Yeah.

00:07:03.840 They got rid of her.

00:07:04.720 Okay.

00:07:04.960 So everyone's on their way out just because they're ladies.

00:07:09.020 Okay.

00:07:09.740 Our next clip.

00:07:10.920 Believe it or not, guys, believe it or not, Democrats are thinking about doing impeachment

00:07:15.380 again.

00:07:16.520 Impeachment is imminent.

00:07:17.740 The filing of articles of impeachment is imminent.

00:07:21.860 We are currently in a countdown to impeachment.

00:07:26.980 Now, those who know me know that I wouldn't say this if I were not going to move on with

00:07:36.920 it.

00:07:37.600 He goes, we're going to count down to impeachment.

00:07:39.960 Yeah, we know.

00:07:41.140 I'm sure we are.

00:07:42.720 For the last 10 years, last decade, we've had this.

00:07:45.580 And he uses a picture of himself waving a cane at the State of the Union where he got

00:07:49.300 thrown out.

00:07:50.520 And now you're talking about impeachment.

00:07:52.200 I don't think you're the impeachment guy if you can get thrown out of chambers.

00:07:56.760 Yeah.

00:07:57.440 But, I mean, this is normal Democrat shit.

00:07:59.660 This guy could be helping his community, using his floor time to do something productive.

00:08:04.520 But instead, it's the impeachment charade again.

00:08:07.140 Yeah.

00:08:07.360 For this, I just wrote, yeah, yeah.

00:08:10.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:11.160 Get back in your hole.

00:08:12.400 Impeachment's coming soon.

00:08:13.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:14.180 We know.

00:08:14.800 And this is another geriatric.

00:08:16.380 Why did they get the 82-year-old out there doing it?

00:08:18.700 That's a good point.

00:08:20.020 All right.

00:08:20.760 Let's get to our next story.

00:08:22.040 There's a lot of protests again over the weekend.

00:08:24.380 And we caught one of the protesters doing a fentolin.

00:08:28.960 His sign says, we are all immigrants.

00:08:31.500 And he took a couple blues.

00:08:34.540 What do they call them?

00:08:35.540 Couple blues.

00:08:36.440 A little quick K-hole at the protest.

00:08:39.160 Yeah.

00:08:39.640 No, that's not a K-hole.

00:08:40.740 That's, you know, you've got to know the difference.

00:08:42.700 That's a fentolin.

00:08:43.420 That's a fentolin.

00:08:44.200 Come on.

00:08:45.460 And then let's fast forward to the end really quick.

00:08:47.020 I just want to show you guys, he goes on for a minute.

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00:09:01.980 Hashtag make a play.

00:09:03.360 But watch him snap out of this.

00:09:09.140 Oh, back to it.

00:09:10.800 Hold the sign.

00:09:12.100 That's what I was supposed to do.

00:09:12.920 I bet that feels good.

00:09:14.520 I was going to say this, you know, it looks funny.

00:09:17.880 It looks stupid.

00:09:18.420 Probably feels great.

00:09:19.600 Comfy in your spot like that.

00:09:20.920 Don't get addicted to painkillers.

00:09:22.420 You know, we've already got rid of that problem in America for the most part, other than the fent people.

00:09:26.920 But that probably is pretty good.

00:09:28.580 And it also proves the point.

00:09:30.400 We always say, like, Democrats are the party of, like, weak men and homosexuals and unhappy women.

00:09:36.100 Criminals, illegals, drug addicts, gangbangers.

00:09:38.680 That's like the welcoming arms.

00:09:40.240 And this guy's doing a crossover episode.

00:09:42.220 He's a crossover episode.

00:09:43.640 Exactly.

00:09:44.560 Illegals, drug addicts, unhappy women, homosexual men.

00:09:48.320 It's a big tent.

00:09:49.700 Yeah.

00:09:50.460 Everyone's so loud.

00:09:51.500 Yeah.

00:09:51.680 And they're going to impeach Trump, too.

00:09:53.120 Al Green.

00:09:53.900 Yep.

00:09:54.300 All right.

00:09:54.540 We're moving on.

00:09:55.140 Before we get to our migrant section, I want to play this clip.

00:09:57.320 This is from Canada.

00:09:58.360 The new Justin Trudeau just gave a speech about protecting Canada, which means taking away free speech.

00:10:04.240 And listen to his justification.

00:10:06.060 Large American online platforms have become seas of racism, misogyny, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, and hate in all its forms.

00:10:15.100 That's pretty good.

00:10:15.760 And they're being used by criminals to harm our children.

00:10:19.920 So safe and strong just means no free speech to talk about all the bad policies they've been implementing.

00:10:39.120 We've noticed you've been talking about our Indians a lot on Twitter.

00:10:42.460 We don't want you to organize and talk about them anymore.

00:10:44.800 We're still going to keep importing them.

00:10:46.320 Yeah.

00:10:46.680 But we just can't have you talk about them until it's basically too late, which is where we're at right now.

00:10:52.940 The memes are too mean and they're spreading too much.

00:10:56.180 They're going like wildfire on Twitter.

00:10:57.820 So it's over.

00:10:58.880 All right.

00:10:59.200 We are in our migrant section now.

00:11:00.860 Like we said, speaking of crossover episodes, this one hits a lot of the points, too.

00:11:06.440 Cringe, urban.

00:11:07.920 Yeah.

00:11:08.380 Some twink shit.

00:11:09.220 Yep.

00:11:09.680 This 26-year-old man admitted to killing his 81-year-old husband.

00:11:14.980 It unfolded inside their Southside home on Saturday.

00:11:18.580 Tonight, we're also learning the suspect is accused of illegally entering the country.

00:11:23.460 Meantime tonight, the victim's daughter calling the situation unimaginable.

00:11:27.660 Again, it's unbelievable in terms of what happened.

00:11:31.260 Katrina Mercado and her husband drove into San Antonio from California.

00:11:35.620 She had just learned Monday that her father, 81-year-old Donald Winant, was killed.

00:11:41.140 It just seems like pure evil.

00:11:42.720 Investigators say his husband, 26-year-old Alberto Rafael Ferrer Cabrera, called police Saturday,

00:11:49.760 admitting to slashing his throat.

00:11:52.380 When police got to their home...

00:11:53.520 Didn't know Rafael Ramirez Cabrera got down like that.

00:11:57.000 Didn't know the neck-tattooed gay guy who married someone for insurance, illegal fraud, or money

00:12:01.880 could possibly harm him.

00:12:03.800 Yeah, shocking.

00:12:05.120 Everyone's shocked.

00:12:06.380 As if it's like the Lake and Riley situation.

00:12:08.700 It's like, clearly some gangbanger gay...

00:12:11.720 You think he's really gay?

00:12:12.700 I think he's got to be a little, to at least pretend.

00:12:15.380 Or maybe he's just a socio, thrown through, sociopath.

00:12:18.040 Yeah, that could be more likely.

00:12:19.600 But the surprise is not surprising to all of us.

00:12:22.360 And it's interesting, when an 81-year-old gets murdered, it's like a little different.

00:12:26.400 It's kind of like, yeah, all right.

00:12:28.740 He was close anyway.

00:12:29.900 I mean, obviously it's messed up, but the family should have intervened long before this.

00:12:33.780 Yo, you're marrying 26-year-old Angelio Ferraro Cabrera?

00:12:38.380 Yeah.

00:12:38.860 Oh, no, that's good.

00:12:40.140 Have fun on your honeymoon to Costa Rica or whatever.

00:12:42.580 Yeah.

00:12:43.060 It's almost an easier way to go.

00:12:44.600 Yeah.

00:12:44.820 As opposed to just, like, slowly dying in, like, an old person home.

00:12:49.120 You kind of just get it all done at once.

00:12:50.720 Yeah.

00:12:50.980 And we got jokes, but, you know, it's another illegal murdering an American on the books.

00:12:56.380 So, that's why it's in.

00:12:57.740 It's not funny.

00:12:58.660 All right.

00:12:59.280 Next, we have an interesting story about an ISIS recruiter.

00:13:03.700 Can you give that a read?

00:13:04.660 Yeah.

00:13:04.900 Judge sentences New York ISIS recruiter, Um Nutella, to 19 years in prison following tossed shockingly

00:13:11.340 low punishment.

00:13:12.600 This was a fat woman ISIS recruiter who was sentenced to, I think, four years in prison.

00:13:18.520 That was thrown out in an appeals court, and then now a new judge actually took it seriously

00:13:23.060 and sentenced her to 19 years behind bars for recruiting for ISIS.

00:13:28.520 Recruiting for ISIS, and that's the woman, this fat black woman.

00:13:31.140 Yeah.

00:13:31.700 Shouldn't you be beating someone up at the Popeye's drive-thru or something?

00:13:35.260 Shouldn't you be working at the DMV, and that's the top end of your career?

00:13:38.740 That's the top end of what you can be doing?

00:13:40.760 Instead, you fell into the path of ISIS, which is so bad.

00:13:43.720 It's an easy day.

00:13:44.660 Every day, we get tempted.

00:13:46.320 I know.

00:13:46.620 To become ISIS recruiters and go down that path.

00:13:49.300 And her real name is Sinmaya Caesar, but her nickname is Um Nutella.

00:13:53.980 And you had a funny tweet about that that we should show here.

00:13:57.400 Oh, it just said, what flavor fro-yo do you want?

00:14:00.400 Um Nutella.

00:14:01.740 That's it.

00:14:02.440 That's not even good.

00:14:03.820 You set me up for that.

00:14:04.880 Wow.

00:14:05.700 That's some of your best work.

00:14:07.080 But yeah, there's this weird thing going on where these fat, like, I don't know,

00:14:11.800 it's like an HR department for ISIS.

00:14:13.360 Like, these kind of women in the ISIS, the areas they control, you know, probably three

00:14:18.880 square miles at this point.

00:14:19.920 They're decimated.

00:14:21.180 Uh, these women don't have a say in anything.

00:14:23.940 But when it comes to recruiting, they get desperate.

00:14:26.220 And I like when they get caught.

00:14:27.760 I like when Westerners get caught doing the dumbest possible shit.

00:14:31.960 You know what I mean?

00:14:32.960 And they do it because they hate America.

00:14:34.560 Yeah.

00:14:35.320 They're like the enemy of my enemy.

00:14:36.780 Oh, ISIS must be the good guys.

00:14:38.700 This is how much I hate America because of slavery.

00:14:41.160 Federal prison for 19 years.

00:14:42.960 Um Nutella.

00:14:44.040 Uh, 19 years.

00:14:45.820 Yep.

00:14:46.240 All right, let's move on.

00:14:47.220 We can't get bogged down.

00:14:48.400 Uh, there was an anonymous post about the bathroom conditions at a real American company.

00:14:54.500 Yeah.

00:14:54.900 It's very interesting.

00:14:55.660 We had to put black bars to censor the cartoon because it is a little graphic, but you can

00:15:00.120 pretty much see what's going on.

00:15:02.060 Can you give that a read, Richard?

00:15:03.140 Yeah, this guy says, we have an Indian bathroom where I work, uh, that nobody dares to use.

00:15:09.220 There are 13 Indian guys who work in our IT department.

00:15:12.060 Next to them is a toilet.

00:15:13.660 It is fucking shit covered chaos in there 24 seven.

00:15:17.360 We've literally had housekeeping staff quit over having to deal with it.

00:15:21.160 When the bathroom near my department, which is the only other bathroom on our floor, is

00:15:25.480 closed for maintenance or whatever, people will go two floors down to the sales floor to

00:15:29.960 avoid going anywhere near the Indian bathroom.

00:15:32.380 The only time I ever went in there was when I was new and there was a smeared feces handprint

00:15:38.380 on the mirror.

00:15:39.600 The floor was flooded with piss and shit water.

00:15:41.820 And one of the other stalls had what must've been an entire industrial roll of toilet paper

00:15:45.900 all over the toilet slash floor.

00:15:47.720 Also covered in shit.

00:15:48.880 Of course the bleeping executives.

00:15:51.360 This is a fortune 100 company, by the way, regularly have meetings about what to do, but

00:15:56.100 there's simply nothing to be done other than straight up getting rid of them.

00:15:58.840 This is what they are.

00:15:59.720 They live in a literal world of shit.

00:16:01.540 A lot of shit stuff.

00:16:03.220 A lot of butt play.

00:16:04.520 A handprint.

00:16:05.500 Do you believe this?

00:16:06.560 I believe it.

00:16:07.140 It gets a little stretch.

00:16:08.600 It maybe feels like a...

00:16:10.360 Well, maybe let us know in the comments if you guys have any experiences with people

00:16:16.200 from Asia or India or Pakistan or whatever in America, some of the nasty shit they've done.

00:16:22.480 Let us know in the comments.

00:16:23.300 I know about washing up in the sink and, you know, kind of blowing out the bathroom and

00:16:28.160 a bad diet.

00:16:29.040 I know about all that stuff.

00:16:30.720 Overflow toilets.

00:16:31.360 Putting your hand on the shit is where it leaves the ring true meter for me.

00:16:36.300 An overflowed toilet and then you still kind of use it?

00:16:38.940 Yeah.

00:16:39.300 You squat over it.

00:16:40.380 Like that rings true.

00:16:41.900 That works.

00:16:42.640 This guy might've been exaggerating.

00:16:44.000 All right.

00:16:44.340 Let us know in the comments if you guys have any experience.

00:16:46.480 All right.

00:16:46.940 Let's get to our China section.

00:16:48.540 There's lots to talk about here.

00:16:50.500 We have first from NWokeness, the number of illegals from China from 2021 to 2024.

00:16:56.820 Can you read that increase?

00:16:57.840 Yeah.

00:16:58.100 So for over those four years, it went from 342 to 1987 to 24,000 to 33,000.

00:17:07.120 So huge spike up those last two years.

00:17:09.700 Huge spike up.

00:17:11.160 And we have a graph here that shows it as well.

00:17:13.280 We have some B-roll in the background of some detained Chinese illegals.

00:17:17.540 Yeah.

00:17:17.900 And we've shown these during the peak of the migrant crisis.

00:17:20.200 We've shown some of these videos before.

00:17:21.880 It's all middle-aged men.

00:17:23.740 Yeah.

00:17:23.960 You know, 90-something percent men, which is interesting.

00:17:27.700 And it makes you wonder, what are they doing here?

00:17:30.160 Are they power grid attackers?

00:17:33.020 It seems like they probably have a mission.

00:17:35.640 Sleeper cell types.

00:17:37.120 Are they truly just looking for a better life?

00:17:39.180 I don't know.

00:17:40.020 It's a mix.

00:17:41.600 And-

00:17:41.900 Numbers that big, though.

00:17:42.880 Numbers that big get sketchy.

00:17:44.820 And also, keep in mind, this is what the border in China looks like to keep people in.

00:17:49.980 It's all razor wire, double-enforced razor wire.

00:17:53.160 And was that during COVID when they were trying to keep people in between?

00:17:55.620 Yeah.

00:17:55.980 So that's keeping people in.

00:17:57.320 So if you do get out, you basically have to figure that out with the government to be allowed out.

00:18:03.460 So the fact that so many people are coming here illegally across the border and got the okay from the Chinese government first makes me think that they're sneaking around and they could have a plan.

00:18:13.620 And remember, there was a Central American country that they took over the hotel at.

00:18:17.820 That was kind of like a, you get here and then you go through to the southern border.

00:18:21.380 I forget which country that was, but it was a hotel that had like signs in Chinese, basically.

00:18:26.280 So there's a, what do you call it?

00:18:29.040 Underground railroad for Chinese people to get here.

00:18:31.500 And do whatever that plan is.

00:18:33.200 Yeah.

00:18:33.420 And what is the plan is becoming the question.

00:18:35.920 I think it's a power grid attackers.

00:18:38.360 All right.

00:18:38.900 And China is our number one geopolitical foe right now.

00:18:42.800 And they love spying.

00:18:44.540 They love stealing corporate information.

00:18:46.080 They do a lot of corporate espionage.

00:18:47.820 They love hanging around universities.

00:18:49.960 They get the, they get thing for all Boston university.

00:18:52.380 And then I go off to MIT.

00:18:54.320 I steal secrets, you know?

00:18:55.920 I like that.

00:18:56.560 So there's, there's a lot of things they could do.

00:18:59.360 And it's very easy for the Chinese government or other Chinese spies.

00:19:04.500 We've caught some in the military recently.

00:19:06.580 Right.

00:19:07.420 Caught some driving around our senators.

00:19:09.740 Right.

00:19:10.340 Diane Feinstein.

00:19:11.380 Yeah.

00:19:11.600 Yeah.

00:19:11.760 Yeah.

00:19:12.060 Um, so it's easy once you get these kind of sketchy ones who are already lawbreakers

00:19:16.420 in to tap them and kind of ask them to do something.

00:19:19.280 Right.

00:19:19.580 Sleep a cell.

00:19:20.360 Sleep.

00:19:20.720 I sleep.

00:19:21.720 I sleep until I wake.

00:19:23.780 And then we strike the power cells.

00:19:25.740 Yeah.

00:19:26.200 That's how I think it goes down.

00:19:28.040 Tom Homan gave a speech and listen to what he said about it.

00:19:31.400 I'm telling you right now, something's coming.

00:19:33.660 You don't have 57,000 Chinese military-aged males to enter a country without the cooperation

00:19:39.980 of the Chinese government.

00:19:42.040 That just don't happen in China.

00:19:44.240 Well, see, you got that from me.

00:19:46.580 Yeah.

00:19:46.900 I think you got that from him.

00:19:48.300 And then you built this section off Tom Homan.

00:19:51.060 So, but yeah, definitely.

00:19:52.260 I mean, those numbers are huge.

00:19:53.860 And I can't imagine they're coming here to, they're all coming here to do a restaurant.

00:19:58.800 Yeah.

00:19:59.200 That's what they'll tell you.

00:20:00.200 But I can't imagine that's true.

00:20:02.040 Me neither.

00:20:02.660 And then, this is where it gets interesting as well.

00:20:05.700 In Alhambra, California, there is a Navy Recruitment Center.

00:20:09.580 And look at what's going on.

00:20:11.500 This is in Alhambra, California, and this is a Navy Recruitment Center for our Navy.

00:20:32.660 All right, we get it.

00:20:42.180 So, they're fully Chinese.

00:20:43.360 They're speaking Chinese.

00:20:44.640 And then there's a be-all-you-can-be poster.

00:20:47.080 And everyone's, the core language is Chinese.

00:20:50.760 Everyone's speaking Chinese.

00:20:52.240 And that's what they're doing.

00:20:53.700 Can you read the context?

00:20:54.900 Yeah.

00:20:55.100 The woman who posted this, this was from like a YouTube video.

00:20:57.680 And she said, every recruiter here is Chinese, as well as all the people coming to enlist.

00:21:01.960 The working language is Chinese.

00:21:03.440 The video was filmed by a Chinese-language YouTuber.

00:21:06.400 And the U.S. Navy recruiter who took him there to film it all is EN2Q Lang Wang.

00:21:13.300 I don't know if that's a YouTube name.

00:21:14.620 Tom Fitton?

00:21:15.360 Yeah.

00:21:16.020 No, not Tom Fitton.

00:21:17.200 Pete Hegseth.

00:21:17.960 Pete Hegseth.

00:21:18.560 Get on this, Pete.

00:21:19.580 I was going to say, Tom Fitton could maybe sue them or something.

00:21:21.560 Yeah.

00:21:22.020 Pete Hegseth, please.

00:21:23.200 And then one of the guy who like is a recruiter, his contact information is provided, which

00:21:27.680 is a WeChat ID, which the Chinese Communist Party has access to, of course.

00:21:33.100 So, you know, an entire little pocket of our military recruitment is all being done in Chinese.

00:21:39.580 And you think one of the Chinese top information analysts isn't like, hmm, what if we put someone

00:21:43.920 in there?

00:21:44.720 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:21:46.320 It's easy pickings, right?

00:21:47.540 So China's maneuvering around.

00:21:49.500 They're doing a little sneaky shit.

00:21:50.660 We're not even going to touch on the farmland that they own that's near military bases

00:21:55.860 and all that stuff.

00:21:57.040 But they're setting up for, you know, China keeps saying, oh, we've been around for 5,000

00:22:00.800 years.

00:22:01.780 We can wait you out.

00:22:02.980 They're on a long game plan.

00:22:04.540 They don't necessarily need to strike this week.

00:22:06.320 They don't need to take Taiwan next week.

00:22:08.720 But they're certainly positioning and angling themselves for something nefarious is what

00:22:12.520 it seems like to me.

00:22:13.240 I agree.

00:22:14.460 Pete Hegseth, please investigate.

00:22:16.640 And then like you said, there's an underground railroad to get into America.

00:22:19.920 There's probably like, oh, yeah.

00:22:21.220 And then you go to Alhambra, California, and you're 22.

00:22:23.880 So you volunteer for the Navy.

00:22:25.400 You speak to Quang Long.

00:22:26.540 You get on submarine.

00:22:27.960 Then you steal secrets on the submarine.

00:22:29.660 And then you tell us how to build it.

00:22:31.640 Your uncle make dumpling.

00:22:33.940 Then just to pretend you work at the restaurant.

00:22:36.880 Yeah.

00:22:37.300 So that's it for our China section.

00:22:39.360 And to be fair, there's a lot of nice Chinese people.

00:22:41.340 And I'm sure some are fine people.

00:22:43.060 I like Chinese people who work hard, do restaurant.

00:22:45.940 They have their 12-year-old son, work at the front desk.

00:22:48.260 You know.

00:22:49.020 They do Peking duck.

00:22:50.740 General Tso's, steamed dumplings.

00:22:52.420 You know, there's good people.

00:22:53.500 But we got to take ourselves seriously.

00:22:55.640 Yeah.

00:22:56.000 And the illegals.

00:22:56.800 And they shouldn't be speaking Chinese in a recruiting center.

00:23:00.080 And then anyone who says like, oh, ordering sesame chicken and General Tso's is kind of a

00:23:05.020 waste.

00:23:05.280 It's basically the same thing.

00:23:06.320 No, it's not.

00:23:07.200 That's me.

00:23:07.860 No, it's not.

00:23:08.540 Get something else on top of that.

00:23:09.780 And then you have pickings, whatever you want.

00:23:12.520 But we don't do that anymore.

00:23:14.020 And we're going to get to that in the final page of housekeeping.

00:23:16.620 All right.

00:23:16.920 Let's move on.

00:23:17.760 You want to do this last Chinese video or no?

00:23:19.280 No, you basically made the point.

00:23:20.740 There was a video of a guy talking about tariffs.

00:23:22.980 And the guy's like, we don't care.

00:23:24.360 China's been around for 5,000 years.

00:23:26.320 We have nothing to do, nowhere to go.

00:23:28.240 They're always talking about how they've been around for 5,000 years as if Japan wasn't

00:23:31.820 just conquering you, doing whatever they wanted to their people.

00:23:34.440 And like you weren't splintered peasants like doing rice farming.

00:23:37.440 And then 5,000 years, you've been around for 5,000 years.

00:23:40.560 How long have you been selling cheap plastic shit to America?

00:23:42.900 Yeah.

00:23:43.560 That's been about 40.

00:23:44.760 Yeah.

00:23:45.120 That's been about 50 years.

00:23:46.240 Tops.

00:23:46.820 That's a good point.

00:23:47.540 So I don't know.

00:23:48.820 They like to act tough and act like 5,000 years of us being roughly, you know, kind of

00:23:53.940 existing.

00:23:55.500 Yeah.

00:23:56.060 Existing.

00:23:56.620 Barely.

00:23:57.220 Many famines.

00:23:58.240 Many struggles.

00:23:59.300 I don't know.

00:24:00.120 It's like it doesn't translate to exactly winning a trade war right now.

00:24:03.880 Yep.

00:24:04.500 Exactly.

00:24:04.900 All right.

00:24:05.800 Let's get to our second part of our migrant section, which is more about Europe.

00:24:10.540 The U.S.

00:24:11.460 Travel Advice Now says El Salvador is safer than France, Sweden, UK, Italy, Germany, and Spain.

00:24:18.000 Europe is unrecognizable, which isn't even crazy because El Salvador did a great job of

00:24:21.760 locking up everyone who does crimes and murders.

00:24:24.140 And Bukele just came to actually visit President Trump in the Oval Office.

00:24:27.900 And yeah, he cleaned it up.

00:24:30.620 We update our worldview.

00:24:31.680 You know, it's France, Sweden, UK, Italy.

00:24:35.440 You've seen them.

00:24:36.300 You've seen the videos.

00:24:37.600 You think that doesn't affect the crime and the theft and the violence?

00:24:41.600 Well, it does.

00:24:42.500 It does.

00:24:43.060 And we're going to show you some of those videos now.

00:24:45.140 Bukele had a good quote, actually, too, where he said, people say I locked up thousands

00:24:49.720 or I, you know, he said I locked up thousands, but I'd like to say I liberated millions.

00:24:54.820 And that's true.

00:24:55.700 That's our perspective on the show, too, is the empathy for not the criminal, which is where

00:24:59.840 all the leftist energy goes, empathy for the criminal, the perpetrator.

00:25:03.100 It's empathy for the everyman, the hard worker, the taxpayer, right?

00:25:06.340 Exactly, bro.

00:25:07.940 All right.

00:25:08.460 The quote.

00:25:09.000 This is what London looks like these days.

00:25:15.120 Squalor.

00:25:16.400 Seats out on the street.

00:25:19.220 Trash on the ground.

00:25:20.620 Third world country.

00:25:21.540 Cheap, garish trinkets.

00:25:29.440 Yeah.

00:25:30.100 And that's why a trip to El Salvador is probably not such a bad idea.

00:25:34.720 Didn't Elijah Schaefer go to El Salvador recently?

00:25:37.340 I don't know.

00:25:37.800 Did he?

00:25:38.140 Yeah, we got to talk to him.

00:25:39.120 We got to text him.

00:25:39.680 I didn't realize he did.

00:25:40.640 Yeah, I'll ask him.

00:25:41.940 And then, obviously, with the migration comes more representation within the government

00:25:46.920 and more people pushing for the Muslims and what they want.

00:25:49.320 This person that we're about to show is the mayor of Brighton in the UK.

00:25:54.980 If you think you're not getting enough energy, you must look.

00:25:59.360 What is your food?

00:26:00.940 What is your body need?

00:26:02.920 Your body, you are putting energy in an office, in a working place,

00:26:07.520 but you're not giving enough for yourself.

00:26:10.020 He sounds like you.

00:26:10.820 Yeah, he's right.

00:26:11.700 Giving health advice.

00:26:13.540 He's right.

00:26:14.980 But that's the mayor of Brighton?

00:26:17.260 Can't even speak English.

00:26:18.200 How can you address anyone?

00:26:20.480 And that's the truth is he's not addressing everyone.

00:26:23.840 He's addressing his people, the people who got him elected, the Muslims,

00:26:27.540 who will eventually put some law that makes that pub, that 1,300-year-old pub is out.

00:26:33.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:34.700 And then, obviously, with that comes a lot of changing in laws, too.

00:26:39.100 This person is accused of committing a hate crime because he asked,

00:26:42.900 why aren't people speaking English?

00:26:44.460 You may have filmed some of this interaction with the mayor.

00:26:47.240 I don't have a message.

00:26:48.220 No?

00:26:49.020 Because if you do, that would be really handy for us.

00:26:51.420 But apparently, during some conversations between yourself,

00:26:55.400 you have alleged, we weren't here, so I don't know you've said it,

00:26:59.140 but you've alleged to say, speak English?

00:27:01.860 Or worse that effect?

00:27:02.700 Speak clearly.

00:27:03.820 Speak clearly?

00:27:04.400 No, the gentleman's partially deaf.

00:27:07.420 Yeah, he couldn't speak clearly.

00:27:08.660 Yeah.

00:27:08.980 So I couldn't even hear them.

00:27:11.300 No, and that's fine, and that's why we've just come to speak,

00:27:13.580 because potentially someone could perceive that as a hate crime.

00:27:17.680 Oh, come on.

00:27:18.800 Didn't we just know this was going to happen?

00:27:20.120 No, I know.

00:27:20.880 People, you know, if someone's listening to me.

00:27:22.800 So the guy said, speak clearly, when talking to, I believe, a third-world migrant,

00:27:28.120 and he said he's partially deaf.

00:27:30.100 And he's partially deaf, couldn't hear, so he said, speak clearly.

00:27:33.240 And the cop said that this could be deemed as a hate crime.

00:27:37.160 And you look at everyone's reaction.

00:27:38.860 They all scoff and go, oh, my God, the biggest eye roll you've ever seen, right?

00:27:44.040 And everybody thinks like that.

00:27:46.420 Everybody knows it's a big joke, but the cop still comes and does it.

00:27:50.660 Everybody reacts like that, throws their head back.

00:27:52.780 You've got to be kidding me.

00:27:54.280 And then it ends there.

00:27:55.640 Yeah.

00:27:55.980 And then they'll infringe on your rights,

00:27:57.760 and they'll infringe on your liberties for the foreseeable future, right?

00:28:03.120 As long as they keep importing these third-worlders,

00:28:05.940 and the police are there to enforce for the third-worlders,

00:28:10.860 the native population can't rise up.

00:28:12.820 And I don't think this gets to anywhere healthy,

00:28:15.400 where instead of scoff and eye roll, they say, get him.

00:28:19.020 Yeah.

00:28:19.380 Don't let him leave.

00:28:21.420 Get the fuck out of here.

00:28:23.020 That's what I was going to say.

00:28:24.160 Any one of those, right?

00:28:26.180 The U.K. used to be the most powerful country in the world.

00:28:29.200 Yeah.

00:28:29.540 Great seafaring nation, colonizing, doing whatever they wanted.

00:28:34.020 And then they have this,

00:28:36.220 and then you have some men who come from the lines of people that built the nation.

00:28:40.740 I'm surprised you don't see more violent uprisings against a cop like that who says,

00:28:47.660 oh, this is a hate crime.

00:28:49.000 Meanwhile, they're letting rapists go,

00:28:52.700 and people who get into big trouble who are migrants,

00:28:54.960 they don't treat the same as they do white people.

00:28:57.260 For example, someone posted a racist comment on Facebook,

00:29:00.920 15 weeks in prison.

00:29:02.420 Sold anti-immigration stickers, 24 months in prison.

00:29:05.420 And raped, 12-year-old girl, 180 community hours, no prison time.

00:29:10.580 Yeah.

00:29:11.120 So how does that-

00:29:12.260 Community service for a 12-year-old.

00:29:14.520 Yeah.

00:29:15.260 How does that not get escalated to the point where people are getting violent?

00:29:20.380 I don't understand.

00:29:21.220 Yeah.

00:29:21.480 We're not encouraging it, but that's like, we're pretty much there.

00:29:25.600 You're asking for it.

00:29:26.620 When the group of people universally scoffs and reacts in an insane way,

00:29:32.100 like, oh, I can't believe you said that.

00:29:34.680 Instead of that, they channel it into action or something.

00:29:38.560 Like, the cop should be afraid to go in there.

00:29:41.100 You know what I mean?

00:29:42.420 The cop should be like, oh, boy, I'm going to get run out of town again

00:29:45.160 if I do that stupid bit that I was doing.

00:29:48.100 So I don't know.

00:29:49.180 I'm hoping for the best, but at a certain point,

00:29:51.820 they flip it with the immigration surging to a point,

00:29:54.980 and then you have to really fight back, and the fight back becomes harder.

00:29:58.120 Yeah.

00:29:58.180 And then before we move on, there was another Telegraph headline.

00:30:02.380 Can you give that a read?

00:30:03.580 This was from the UK again.

00:30:06.380 It says,

00:30:06.860 Deporting migrant would stress him out, judge rules.

00:30:10.560 Alcoholic Somali criminal allowed to stay in UK due to high level of vulnerability.

00:30:15.720 But you saying, speak clearly, I can't hear because I'm deaf, that's a hate crime.

00:30:20.740 The alcoholic Somali criminal can't leave.

00:30:22.860 It would stress him out.

00:30:23.740 He'll stress down.

00:30:24.820 But the police come and heckle you over having a differing opinion from some migrant

00:30:28.540 who, you know, can't even talk.

00:30:30.060 And I assume the migrant couldn't even talk.

00:30:32.080 Yeah, of course not.

00:30:32.980 So.

00:30:33.640 All right.

00:30:34.080 But don't tell them to speak clearly.

00:30:35.180 Don't tell the alcoholic Somali criminal to speak clearly.

00:30:38.060 And this is actually funny because they don't do a New York Post headline.

00:30:41.480 They just say, alcoholic Somali criminal, alcoholic Somali criminal gropes three on the subway.

00:30:47.040 You know, like that's pretty funny.

00:30:48.600 That is pretty good.

00:30:49.520 All right.

00:30:49.720 That's the end of our migrant section.

00:30:51.160 We have another section here about Austin Metcalf updates that murder.

00:30:56.720 Yeah.

00:30:57.260 We're going to go quick through it because it's obviously an older story.

00:31:00.680 Can you read that?

00:31:02.080 Well, there's a video.

00:31:03.200 Texas authorities have video of Austin Metcalf, Carmelo Anthony confrontation before fatal stabbing.

00:31:08.800 So that's going to be part of the trial.

00:31:11.100 And in related news, now that there's a video, their attorney stepped down.

00:31:16.100 Yeah.

00:31:16.360 Attorneys Billy Clark and Kim T. Cole no longer represent 17-year-old Carmelo Anthony in the murder case against him.

00:31:21.860 We don't know if those two, the video and that are connected.

00:31:24.360 But obviously the legal team would have access to that sensitive information.

00:31:28.920 Yeah.

00:31:29.080 And they also lowered the bail from a million dollars to 250K.

00:31:32.560 So he might be a little ankle monitor boy soon.

00:31:35.240 Yep.

00:31:35.760 Which doesn't seem right to me.

00:31:37.060 Doesn't seem right to me either.

00:31:38.920 And then there was some talks about the incident itself.

00:31:42.140 Matt Walsh tweeted, touch me and see what happens are not the words of a man fearing for his life.

00:31:47.200 They are the words of a man looking for a pretext to kill you.

00:31:50.180 Which is what I think.

00:31:51.560 Touch me and see what happens, especially when the result has already been revealed.

00:31:55.660 Touch me and see what happens.

00:31:56.780 And he really did have a knife and he really was stabbing you.

00:31:59.360 Yeah.

00:31:59.740 Of course Matt Walsh is right.

00:32:01.140 He's looking for a pretext.

00:32:02.460 It's like premeditated.

00:32:03.320 And he did it.

00:32:04.220 And he did it.

00:32:04.740 It's not like someone broke into your house at three in the morning and they're beating your head in and then you pull out a knife.

00:32:10.020 Yeah.

00:32:10.500 It's a little different.

00:32:11.560 And then can you read the reply?

00:32:13.200 Yeah.

00:32:13.440 Some black guy goes, this must be some sort of cultural disconnect.

00:32:17.260 What he said was a warning to not touch him after being approached in an aggressive fashion.

00:32:22.320 It's definitely a cultural disconnect.

00:32:23.940 Were you fearing for your life at the track meet where there's like coaches and men and other people that would have broken up a fight if it escalated?

00:32:33.600 You know how many people have been killed at a track meet over a seat?

00:32:36.560 Thousands.

00:32:37.380 I had to stab him.

00:32:38.480 I had to preempt it.

00:32:39.440 Yeah.

00:32:39.780 Cultural disconnect is an understatement at this point, guys.

00:32:42.800 Yeah.

00:32:43.440 There is a cultural disconnect.

00:32:45.220 Yeah.

00:32:45.460 And like that guy just proved it.

00:32:47.160 He didn't make the point he thought he did.

00:32:48.860 He actually proved there is a cultural disconnect.

00:32:50.800 Well, I thought talking shit means you're going to get stabbed after.

00:32:53.740 Yeah.

00:32:54.260 Yeah.

00:32:54.740 But not everyone's on that same page.

00:32:56.160 In your hood.

00:32:56.780 In the hair trigger impulsive hood, maybe.

00:32:59.240 But we live in suburbia and that's where this was done.

00:33:02.900 Exactly.

00:33:03.580 All right.

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00:34:33.060 All right.

00:34:33.460 We're into the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want and go on unhinged

00:34:37.760 schizo-theory rants.

00:34:39.320 Okay.

00:34:39.720 Make sure you guys tickle and juice.

00:34:41.300 You know what to do.

00:34:41.860 First one is about the helicopter crash in New York with the Siemens CEO and his family.

00:34:48.300 I'm not commenting on this, but Richard will read this tweet.

00:34:51.700 Yeah.

00:34:52.000 From some third party.

00:34:53.340 So it's fully laundered away from us.

00:34:55.760 A Siemens CEO just died in a suspicious helicopter crash weeks after the U.S. attorney, Jessica

00:35:01.720 Hebert, who prosecuted Siemens, was found dead in her sleep.

00:35:06.740 Their last CFO died by suicide.

00:35:08.940 One company, massive scandals, a few deaths, getting tough to ignore.

00:35:13.520 Very tough to ignore.

00:35:15.500 I couldn't vouch for any one of those.

00:35:18.100 But if that's all true, there's something going on.

00:35:20.920 Yep.

00:35:21.440 All right.

00:35:21.840 And then obviously with something going on, things get escalated.

00:35:24.200 What happens?

00:35:25.420 I don't know.

00:35:25.920 The world goes to shit.

00:35:26.920 You need a 50 cal on the truck.

00:35:29.960 Yeah, you do.

00:35:31.280 In Texas.

00:35:32.080 This was filmed in Texas.

00:35:34.220 Looks like a Ram diesel.

00:35:36.000 Diesel.

00:35:36.520 Six wheel truck.

00:35:37.940 Six wheel diesel with the 50 cal on it.

00:35:40.120 Yep.

00:35:40.500 Gotta have it.

00:35:41.580 After.

00:35:42.300 First, you gotta armor the truck, which is where I'm at now.

00:35:45.300 I'm in that process of armoring the Hummer.

00:35:47.380 And then I'm not crazy.

00:35:49.140 I'm not going to drive around like that.

00:35:50.800 Yeah.

00:35:51.060 You just get the 50 cal, keep it in the garage.

00:35:53.300 And then if you have to mount it, the mount's already there.

00:35:55.760 You just put the mount in, screw it in, 50 cal on the roof, no big deal.

00:35:59.400 There you go.

00:36:00.200 All right.

00:36:00.680 It's easy.

00:36:01.660 It's really easy.

00:36:03.080 Okay.

00:36:03.800 Next, this is a little bit of a nostalgia post.

00:36:07.220 I can't believe we all used to have one of these bad boys right before school.

00:36:11.240 You guys remember doing that?

00:36:12.560 Remember getting Frosted Flakes or some type of cereal and then pouring sugar on top of it.

00:36:16.980 And then at the end, you get those scoops of like the crystal sugar milk and it tastes so good.

00:36:22.120 You guys remember that?

00:36:22.960 And it's kind of crunchy and you're like almost biting it.

00:36:25.740 It's like liquid, but you're biting it.

00:36:27.620 And I never did that before school.

00:36:29.220 That was like a treat, you know, a way.

00:36:32.100 I used to do it before school, but I had to sneak it.

00:36:34.240 Yeah.

00:36:34.640 I had to like sneak into the cabinet and get the sugar and put it in.

00:36:37.300 My mom would not serve me that, of course.

00:36:39.060 Yeah.

00:36:39.280 Because your mom always had sugar.

00:36:41.000 She couldn't hide that from you.

00:36:42.380 And, you know, they wouldn't keep desserts in the house type thing.

00:36:44.620 But yeah, I used to do this a lot.

00:36:46.700 I think I gained, I was watching like the Disney Channel or Nickelodeon eating these.

00:36:50.500 I think I gained 20 pounds one summer, had a bad summer.

00:36:52.960 That's what's up.

00:36:53.760 That feels good.

00:36:54.620 It was a good time.

00:36:55.780 All right.

00:36:56.180 Next.

00:36:56.560 What is that?

00:36:57.080 I have not seen this.

00:36:58.420 This is sent to me.

00:36:59.820 This is your AI action figure with Oyster Boy shirt, aliens, oysters, Jerry, golf clubs.

00:37:06.640 All right.

00:37:06.900 Nick, blur that, please.

00:37:08.640 Blur me in that.

00:37:10.220 That is an AI mistake, I believe.

00:37:13.000 That looks exactly like you.

00:37:14.660 No, it does not.

00:37:15.420 Nick, blur that.

00:37:16.440 He might weigh less than you.

00:37:18.360 No, no.

00:37:20.240 He weighs more and he's not as tall as me.

00:37:23.180 Nick, we're going to blur that.

00:37:24.600 Thank you.

00:37:25.320 That is motivating though.

00:37:27.860 I am starting today, kind of like I mentioned earlier, a clean 50.

00:37:32.440 I'm doing 50 days straight of keto meals, one meal a day, keto OMAD for 50 days.

00:37:38.480 I had a good run.

00:37:39.860 I enjoyed myself.

00:37:41.840 I ate pizza.

00:37:43.520 I ate Philly cheesesteaks.

00:37:45.440 I ate pies and donuts.

00:37:47.400 Yeah.

00:37:47.680 I'm doing a similar thing, but I'm already a weekend.

00:37:51.400 I'm in keto already.

00:37:53.080 So we're getting back on track.

00:37:55.220 The key emphasis here, you know, you go through cycles in life.

00:37:58.580 You're up and down.

00:37:59.360 You're up and down.

00:38:00.320 Key emphasis here.

00:38:01.480 Remember, we told you guys all about it at the beginning and the Super Bowl.

00:38:06.260 We had a pig day.

00:38:07.480 We were deep in keto before the Super Bowl.

00:38:09.000 We had our cheat meal, Super Bowl.

00:38:11.100 And then from the Super Bowl until now, or like a week ago, you can do the math.

00:38:15.100 We had a fun time.

00:38:16.900 Philly cheesesteaks, pizza, doing disgusting shit.

00:38:19.220 I remember one day I ate a pizza at like lunchtime.

00:38:22.200 And then at like eight or nine o'clock at night, I ordered sushi and dumplings.

00:38:25.720 Yeah.

00:38:26.120 That sounds like you.

00:38:27.320 You know?

00:38:27.860 And those days are over.

00:38:29.680 It's time to get back on track.

00:38:30.800 It's time to get back on track.

00:38:32.360 50 days from now takes us to like the beginning of June, which isn't even that far away.

00:38:37.120 Okay.

00:38:37.320 So 50 clean, one meal a day, keto, one meal a day, 50 days straight.

00:38:42.580 And then at the end of the 50 days straight, I'm not doing a cheat meal.

00:38:45.940 Yeah.

00:38:46.200 I'm not going to go, oh, now I can go eat whatever because then the whole summer is going to be a pig summer.

00:38:50.200 I'm going to probably just keep going, hopefully.

00:38:53.480 There's two speeds.

00:38:54.400 It's completely reducing yourself and restricting it or a pig summer.

00:38:57.940 It's going to be a pig summer.

00:38:59.100 There's no in between.

00:39:00.160 Yeah.

00:39:00.840 Okay.

00:39:02.040 So clean 50 starts now.

00:39:04.400 Next, I found a picture of the worst golf promotion ever.

00:39:08.580 It's a, well, black guy doesn't matter.

00:39:10.980 I don't think everyone plays golf.

00:39:12.220 But I think the goal of the ad was to be inclusive.

00:39:16.220 Like black people play golf too.

00:39:17.700 Like we have to show that.

00:39:18.820 And then by showing that, you put a guy in the sand trap with his clubs in the sand trap, holding a driver.

00:39:24.800 Driver out of the sand.

00:39:25.840 And holding it in a way, look at his hands.

00:39:27.800 Like he didn't, that's not how you swing a club.

00:39:30.200 Yeah.

00:39:30.720 He's holding it like a samurai holds a sword about to behead a shogun.

00:39:34.680 And yeah, the driver out of the sand on the greenside bunker.

00:39:38.240 Yeah.

00:39:38.800 That's a good point.

00:39:39.880 Okay.

00:39:40.340 So that was just funny to me.

00:39:42.220 And also speaking of golf, the Masters was over the weekend.

00:39:45.320 Congrats to Rory McIlroy.

00:39:47.260 What a great performance.

00:39:48.600 You know, I like watching the Masters Sunday at the Masters.

00:39:52.000 It's great.

00:39:53.160 That was the most emotional reaction that there's been in 25 years.

00:39:57.000 He really was waiting for it.

00:39:58.960 He hit some crazy shots.

00:40:00.780 That was a talk of, we're swinging on our diets.

00:40:02.880 He was up and down too, but completed the career Grand Slam.

00:40:06.880 Hell of a guy.

00:40:07.960 Yeah.

00:40:08.160 That was a great performance.

00:40:09.460 I have a golf related question for you.

00:40:11.260 I actually, hold on.

00:40:12.260 I actually don't like, Rory said something at the end.

00:40:14.360 He goes, oh, I liked in the playoff, it was both Euros.

00:40:17.220 So he really likes Europe too much.

00:40:19.920 Fuck that guy.

00:40:20.660 Yeah.

00:40:21.000 Fuck you, Rory.

00:40:21.820 I want him to have a meltdown.

00:40:23.440 And on the first hole, when he got like a bogey, I was like, he's done.

00:40:26.380 Here comes Bryson.

00:40:27.140 And Bryson, you know what happened.

00:40:28.600 Yeah.

00:40:28.940 Bryson's kind of our guy.

00:40:30.040 Bryson likes Trump.

00:40:31.080 Sorry, Bryson.

00:40:31.820 He's a show watcher.

00:40:32.640 We're not making fun of you.

00:40:34.140 We just really wanted you to win.

00:40:35.980 Bryson will get a green jacket.

00:40:37.100 He will.

00:40:37.500 You will.

00:40:38.000 You will, Bryson watcher.

00:40:40.020 Show watcher, Bryson.

00:40:41.160 Do we mention he watches the show?

00:40:42.340 I have a question for you.

00:40:43.720 Okay.

00:40:43.940 If you were at the Masters on a par three and you hit your iron onto the green.

00:40:47.660 Yes.

00:40:48.100 And you give your club to the caddy.

00:40:50.040 Uh-huh.

00:40:50.720 Do you take the putter and walk to the green with your putter?

00:40:54.780 Or do you walk with no club and then take your putter at the green?

00:40:58.020 I take the putter and walk with it, especially green and regulation.

00:41:01.340 It kind of makes you feel like you earned something.

00:41:03.260 It makes you feel swaggy a little bit.

00:41:04.580 Because when you're walking around the course with no club, you're not even playing golf.

00:41:07.880 You're just walking around.

00:41:08.840 Yeah.

00:41:09.180 But if you have a club, it's like-

00:41:10.400 Tiger does that, though.

00:41:11.500 He just walks?

00:41:12.220 He just walks.

00:41:12.780 He probably does his glove?

00:41:13.940 Yeah.

00:41:14.460 I would take the club early.

00:41:16.240 I've always won a club in my hands.

00:41:17.420 Me too.

00:41:17.720 You're golfing.

00:41:18.260 That's what you're doing.

00:41:18.920 Me too.

00:41:19.280 All right.

00:41:19.640 We've got to go fast with the last pieces.

00:41:21.340 Can't waste time.

00:41:23.000 Not Jimmy Buffett.

00:41:24.000 What's his name?

00:41:24.640 Warren Buffett.

00:41:25.380 Warren Buffett.

00:41:26.680 Billionaire.

00:41:27.080 One of the richest guys in the world.

00:41:28.640 He's like 90-something years old.

00:41:30.140 He's been doing it forever.

00:41:31.220 He's worth like $150 billion personally, right?

00:41:34.280 And Rap Boy brought this up to me.

00:41:36.200 I thought he made a great point.

00:41:37.160 Can you kind of explain?

00:41:39.100 Oh, I used to joke with my friends that Warren Buffett,

00:41:43.200 that he had that meme where,

00:41:44.820 oh, he's living in the same house he bought in 1958

00:41:47.660 in Omaha, Nebraska.

00:41:49.740 And he never, he's not materialistic.

00:41:52.640 And so he still lives in the modest Omaha home

00:41:55.560 he bought for $31,000 in 1958.

00:41:58.780 And it's a nice middle-class home.

00:42:00.600 You know, it's pretty, it's high-end, whatever.

00:42:03.440 But I always thought, all right,

00:42:04.560 is that a little marketing thing?

00:42:06.560 Who are you doing that for?

00:42:08.080 You really didn't want to spend any money on a nice house?

00:42:10.740 You don't want to move to a country club,

00:42:12.200 do something cool?

00:42:13.620 And then I saw another tweet about this.

00:42:16.400 Berkshire, it was someone reporting on some moves

00:42:18.760 that Berkshire is making

00:42:19.920 because they famously are holding a ton of cash right now.

00:42:22.380 They sold out of a lot of positions

00:42:23.680 before this most recent market volatility.

00:42:26.940 And someone else quote tweeted it and said,

00:42:29.100 why didn't Buffett build anything great?

00:42:31.480 He's 94.

00:42:32.620 He could have built any magnificent thing he wanted to.

00:42:35.080 He could have tried to start a city.

00:42:37.400 Instead, he plays around in the market.

00:42:39.420 So true.

00:42:40.200 And that kind of, I agree with that.

00:42:42.380 It set me off, right?

00:42:43.840 Bezos, he's doing the all chick flight on the rockets

00:42:46.260 and he's building the biggest yacht you've ever seen.

00:42:49.200 Zuckerberg owns a cow farm in Hawaii now

00:42:52.740 with a bunker doing whatever.

00:42:55.920 Elon buys Twitter for fun.

00:42:58.420 Yeah.

00:42:58.880 Larry Ellison, the guy who does Oracle,

00:43:01.400 he bought like the whole island of Lanai in Hawaii.

00:43:04.640 These people are doing stuff

00:43:05.900 and everyone's got their own mission.

00:43:08.920 Warren Buffett's 94.

00:43:10.220 What has he enjoyed?

00:43:11.520 What has he done?

00:43:12.400 That's a good point.

00:43:14.080 I don't know.

00:43:14.800 He's collecting all the tokens

00:43:15.940 just to say I collected the most tokens

00:43:17.760 is what I think.

00:43:18.600 And it's like, oh, this year,

00:43:19.740 it's like a hundred billion more tokens.

00:43:21.660 Oh, very good.

00:43:22.740 Good tokens this year.

00:43:24.020 And then he never uses the tokens.

00:43:25.640 Never used the tokens.

00:43:26.760 So it's not really that serious,

00:43:28.920 but is there something nefarious

00:43:30.640 about being that humble guy

00:43:31.920 who still drives the old car

00:43:33.200 when you're like one of the top 10 richest in the world?

00:43:36.120 I don't know.

00:43:37.080 That's a good point.

00:43:37.840 Leave it up to the audience to decide.

00:43:39.880 It just gets, oh, he still drives the car.

00:43:41.720 He still lives in Omaha.

00:43:42.860 He never spends anything.

00:43:44.440 What are the tokens for?

00:43:46.960 I spend the tokens.

00:43:48.140 I don't even have them.

00:43:48.980 No.

00:43:49.860 You go into debt.

00:43:50.840 I have more fun than Warren Buffett does.

00:43:53.760 I don't know about that.

00:43:55.240 I think I do.

00:43:55.940 Maybe he's into some sick shit on the back end

00:43:58.220 that we don't know about.

00:43:59.160 He's got a twink bunker.

00:44:00.420 He's got a blood boy in a twink bunker.

00:44:02.480 And he keeps it stopped.

00:44:03.980 That's a joke, obviously.

00:44:05.520 We can't say anything

00:44:06.220 because Warren Buffett's got the tokens

00:44:07.420 to take away our tokens.

00:44:08.440 That's a good point, too.

00:44:09.600 So, I don't know.

00:44:10.680 I just feel it's a little weird.

00:44:12.260 Feels a little weird.

00:44:13.040 And like you said,

00:44:13.740 he's holding a huge cash position right now

00:44:16.200 because the economy is a little volatile.

00:44:18.740 And that's where our next tweet meme comes in.

00:44:22.020 It says,

00:44:22.500 Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4 a.m.

00:44:25.020 and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

00:44:27.820 That's relatable.

00:44:28.860 That's the only piece.

00:44:30.140 That's the only piece he had.

00:44:31.520 All right.

00:44:32.600 Our last clip of housekeeping before we move on

00:44:35.100 is just a handy trick.

00:44:37.700 A little technique that you guys can do

00:44:39.500 if you're ever hanging off of a balcony

00:44:41.180 and there's a small rope that could help you.

00:44:43.420 This is what you do.

00:44:44.620 You wrap it around.

00:44:46.440 You wrap it over.

00:44:47.980 You do a basic knot.

00:44:49.460 Well, I lost it a little bit there,

00:44:54.960 but I couldn't keep track of the end of the knot.

00:44:57.980 But, you know,

00:44:58.860 watch this over and over until you get it.

00:45:02.080 And then if you ever need to hang from a rope

00:45:03.400 instead of your hand,

00:45:04.180 that's how you do it.

00:45:05.420 Good for you.

00:45:06.080 Can't say this show doesn't help anybody.

00:45:07.980 Yep.

00:45:08.620 All right.

00:45:08.840 Let's do that in slow motion.

00:45:09.820 Go back and learn it.

00:45:10.920 Yep.

00:45:11.320 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:45:12.320 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:45:15.720 Cringe of the Week.

00:45:18.080 All right.

00:45:18.800 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:45:21.420 Mascot is being canceled.

00:45:23.420 The Freeburg High School Mighty Midgets.

00:45:26.060 Apparently that's offensive.

00:45:27.460 And here's the story.

00:45:28.820 I mean, after all these years,

00:45:30.300 I think it would be very odd to change it.

00:45:33.740 Nobody would know who it is.

00:45:35.580 For nearly nine decades,

00:45:37.220 Freeburg High School has proudly been the home

00:45:39.520 of the Mighty Midgets.

00:45:40.600 While some say the name is outdated and offensive,

00:45:43.820 others argue it's a proud part of the town's history.

00:45:46.400 The mascot's origin dates back to the 1930s,

00:45:49.620 when a local sports writer coined the nickname

00:45:51.880 after a basketball team,

00:45:53.440 despite having no player taller than 5'10",

00:45:56.140 defeated a much larger undefeated opponent.

00:45:59.000 But today, advocacy groups like Mascots Matter

00:46:01.460 has been pushing for years to remove the mascot,

00:46:04.240 arguing it is offensive to people with dwarfism.

00:46:06.940 Many in Freeburg disagree.

00:46:08.460 It's not meant to make fun of people.

00:46:10.140 It's a tradition that's been going on since the 30s,

00:46:12.840 and it wasn't meant to be disrespectful.

00:46:14.680 The bill states that the school must remove

00:46:16.640 all mascots, logos, and imagery related to the name

00:46:19.960 and select a new mascot.

00:46:21.620 Schools would still be allowed to use uniforms

00:46:23.840 and materials purchased before the law takes effect,

00:46:26.800 but only for a limited time.

00:46:28.700 Locals stated that a few years ago,

00:46:30.360 members of Little People of America

00:46:31.940 protested outside the school,

00:46:34.000 urging the district to reconsider.

00:46:35.940 Locals would like this to be determined

00:46:37.660 by a local election.

00:46:38.960 If our town voted on this

00:46:40.300 at the next election thing we have, then fine.

00:46:42.720 And if everybody, if the majority agrees

00:46:45.180 that we should get rid of it, that's fine.

00:46:47.480 But I don't think people feel that way.

00:46:49.040 People are proud of the midgets.

00:46:50.160 This is a big problem for you guys.

00:46:52.140 This is what the lobbyists, they need to,

00:46:54.640 and you understand what they're saying.

00:46:56.560 They're trying to pass a bill

00:46:57.760 at the Illinois House of Representatives

00:46:59.780 to go over the top

00:47:01.320 and make sure this small town in Illinois

00:47:03.020 can't do the mighty midgets.

00:47:04.700 And they had a protest.

00:47:06.320 The little people had a protest.

00:47:07.480 So they drove to the high school.

00:47:09.820 They stood outside, got upset,

00:47:12.380 and said, mighty midgets, come on.

00:47:13.660 I'm standing right here.

00:47:15.020 It's offensive.

00:47:16.180 Come on.

00:47:16.980 Look at all these midgets.

00:47:17.940 What are you making fun of us?

00:47:19.140 Yeah.

00:47:19.580 So you guys went really out of your way.

00:47:21.520 They drove to small town Illinois.

00:47:23.180 And said, come on.

00:47:24.520 Probably had a bus.

00:47:25.540 They had a caravan.

00:47:26.440 It's like, okay, everybody got their snacks,

00:47:27.860 their drinks, we're headed out.

00:47:29.020 They loaded them up.

00:47:30.040 The mighty midgets, we got to stop them.

00:47:31.720 And then also the group Mascots Matter.

00:47:34.680 Yeah.

00:47:34.840 I did some research into that.

00:47:36.640 I'm not going to say anyone's names.

00:47:37.780 We're not going to dox anybody.

00:47:38.900 But here's the board of Mascots Matter.

00:47:42.180 There's their advocates.

00:47:44.040 A little biased, I think.

00:47:45.540 I think they have a specific angle

00:47:47.680 that the people of Freeburg, Illinois,

00:47:50.880 don't share, right?

00:47:51.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:53.340 And I think little people are really trying

00:47:55.840 to make midget like the M word.

00:47:58.800 They really, it's like, let's relax.

00:48:00.840 We give stuff the power that it has.

00:48:03.180 It's not like anybody's saying,

00:48:04.840 get out of here, midget, you know?

00:48:06.400 Yeah, or like making you do stuff.

00:48:08.980 Yeah, there's nothing.

00:48:10.680 Actually, Peter, you should be mad at Peter Dinklage.

00:48:13.580 He's making you lose acting jobs.

00:48:15.280 The seven dwarves were generated.

00:48:17.580 That's what I'm saying.

00:48:18.400 It's like the opposite of what's actually an issue.

00:48:20.880 Like, midgets are not under attack right now.

00:48:23.140 And the group Mascots Matter,

00:48:25.400 it's just a bunch of complainers.

00:48:26.840 They're not innovating and saying,

00:48:28.580 oh, here's 50 new potential mascot names.

00:48:32.240 They're just going and word policing

00:48:34.440 all the mascots that exist already.

00:48:36.680 That's so true.

00:48:37.460 If they were a mascot think tank

00:48:39.800 and they were like, 50 new mascots a day on my desk.

00:48:42.100 I want the logos.

00:48:42.940 I want the color schemes.

00:48:44.140 That'd be sick.

00:48:45.300 Oh, dude, we're giving high schools

00:48:47.060 a new creative way to do something.

00:48:48.480 They're just, no, no, you can't do it.

00:48:50.700 This is offensive.

00:48:51.700 And there's another team,

00:48:52.460 the baseball team nicks his gold diggers name change

00:48:56.420 after promotional video sparks outrage,

00:48:59.200 sexist and demeaning.

00:49:00.440 So it's like, oh, no, you can't be the gold diggers.

00:49:03.060 Oh, no, you can't be the Coney Island coin clippers.

00:49:06.040 That's offensive.

00:49:07.800 And they're just,

00:49:08.680 all they're doing is pulling the pendulum back.

00:49:11.300 Yeah.

00:49:11.520 At some point,

00:49:12.760 the Mighty Midgets was funny in the 1930s

00:49:15.460 and that was Americana

00:49:16.500 and that was a sign of the times.

00:49:18.100 And it's based off a short basketball team.

00:49:20.200 Yeah.

00:49:21.000 And now it's, no, we have to police that

00:49:23.280 and they have to pull the pendulum back.

00:49:24.860 And that's who Mascot's Unonymous or whatever is.

00:49:28.820 Yeah.

00:49:29.120 And you know what?

00:49:29.700 You should be ashamed to work at a place like that

00:49:31.940 whose only job is to like harass and no and do this.

00:49:34.800 And then they walk in,

00:49:35.680 you know, we talk about fake email jobs

00:49:37.440 or like women having fake jobs or fake economy jobs.

00:49:40.740 This is one of the biggest offenders I've ever seen.

00:49:42.500 Yeah.

00:49:42.980 They're just a bad one.

00:49:43.720 Just who,

00:49:44.320 you're only focused on who,

00:49:47.060 what mascots can be.

00:49:48.260 And it's only negative.

00:49:49.360 You're not even creating anything.

00:49:50.760 So that's the type who I wouldn't be surprised

00:49:53.200 if there was a USAID money trail

00:49:55.340 leading back at the beginning of this.

00:49:57.400 And I know we talk about this mostly in Bonusland

00:49:59.180 about our financial spendings and our habits.

00:50:01.420 I saw an investment opportunity.

00:50:04.740 I bought some of the Mighty Midget merch

00:50:07.620 from the high school website.

00:50:09.100 That's smart.

00:50:09.760 Because that's going away soon.

00:50:11.020 And I'm going to have one of the last

00:50:13.440 sleeveless hoodie Mighty Midget shirts.

00:50:17.300 There you go.

00:50:17.740 All right.

00:50:18.340 We're moving on to our next clip.

00:50:20.140 This is a little bit,

00:50:20.940 this is going to be a shorter clip.

00:50:22.080 It's just kind of funny to me.

00:50:23.820 This woman thinks she's a dragon.

00:50:26.100 What planet are you from?

00:50:27.560 I don't know planet wise,

00:50:28.760 but I do know that I was a dragon being.

00:50:31.080 Could you really blow fire?

00:50:33.180 Yes, but it's not fire in the way we think of it.

00:50:35.580 It's more cleansing fire.

00:50:36.940 I always kind of felt attracted to dragons,

00:50:38.640 just feeling like,

00:50:39.240 oh yeah, this is my kind of being.

00:50:41.140 But then as I was really feeling that,

00:50:43.020 allowing myself to open up more,

00:50:44.420 I'm like, I know what it's like to be a dragon.

00:50:47.560 I know the physical sensations somehow.

00:50:49.400 And then you was on mushrooms

00:50:50.260 and you was just feeling it.

00:50:51.860 It was actually weed.

00:50:54.200 So I bring this up

00:50:56.180 because I have a core DNA memory

00:51:00.460 of being a different being.

00:51:03.440 Hippo?

00:51:05.160 No, try again.

00:51:06.240 A big, fat, fat, fat,

00:51:08.520 just trying to think.

00:51:10.060 Fat, big, giant rhinoceros?

00:51:12.360 No, that's strong.

00:51:14.340 Big, smelly, fat.

00:51:16.680 I think you're not going to get it.

00:51:18.060 No, a tuna.

00:51:20.260 What?

00:51:20.860 I have a memory

00:51:22.080 of huge open ocean waves

00:51:26.040 going like over me

00:51:27.240 and I'm just in the water

00:51:28.400 and then with one little thing,

00:51:29.880 I could just,

00:51:30.380 I could feel the water

00:51:31.840 going across my whole smooth body.

00:51:34.580 All right, smooth body.

00:51:36.240 Yeah.

00:51:37.120 Strong, tuna.

00:51:38.620 Didn't know that's the angle

00:51:39.560 you were going to take.

00:51:40.240 I thought, you know,

00:51:40.840 we're going to say make-believe gender

00:51:41.960 has a second make-believe leg

00:51:43.920 and, you know,

00:51:44.820 it happens to be dragons

00:51:45.760 and they're already made up.

00:51:47.700 I'm on her side.

00:51:48.720 It's a made up

00:51:49.260 within a made up

00:51:50.000 within a made up

00:51:50.880 and then you're over here

00:51:52.220 saying I was a tuna.

00:51:54.140 I'm here saying,

00:51:55.080 I get what you're saying.

00:51:56.420 Not your typical cringe, I guess.

00:51:57.840 All right, let's move on.

00:51:59.000 Okay.

00:51:59.600 Next, we have a streaming site

00:52:02.160 where you can pair

00:52:03.100 with random people

00:52:04.120 and we have a pairing

00:52:06.260 of a Down Syndrome person

00:52:07.920 and a trans person.

00:52:14.640 What, fool?

00:52:16.460 What's up, bro?

00:52:16.980 What the fuck?

00:52:31.140 What?

00:52:35.040 I ain't saying it.

00:52:39.320 What a bitch.

00:52:41.140 It's like he's disappointed.

00:52:42.960 He knows something's up.

00:52:44.180 He's a very honest individual.

00:52:45.620 Yeah, of course.

00:52:46.280 Well, I think this is a streamer

00:52:48.400 or a person who tries

00:52:49.700 to dress like a girl

00:52:50.780 and then trick people

00:52:51.680 in a fake voice

00:52:52.520 but then he said,

00:52:53.280 what up, bro?

00:52:53.900 Yeah, he didn't do the act

00:52:55.120 on this guy.

00:52:56.200 Down Syndrome

00:52:56.540 could have easily tricked

00:52:57.420 the Down Syndrome.

00:52:57.880 He's very honest, though.

00:52:59.040 He knew something was up.

00:53:00.340 Yeah.

00:53:00.900 And that's what I like.

00:53:02.060 All right, we're moving on

00:53:02.780 to our next clip.

00:53:03.940 There is a warning

00:53:05.060 before this clip.

00:53:06.120 If you have children

00:53:07.120 or if you really like us

00:53:10.380 and don't want to see us

00:53:11.400 talk about really disgusting stuff,

00:53:13.660 just skip like two minutes ahead.

00:53:16.580 Yeah.

00:53:17.080 That's a good warning.

00:53:17.700 This is about at the edge.

00:53:19.080 This is at the edge for us.

00:53:20.500 This almost didn't make it in

00:53:21.760 but it kind of had to.

00:53:23.020 Yeah.

00:53:23.320 All right, let it play.

00:53:24.320 This is about a gay man.

00:53:26.240 A gay man and his identity.

00:53:28.860 Fisting is such a gigantic

00:53:29.840 part of my identity

00:53:30.700 that I feel like a part of me

00:53:32.040 is gone.

00:53:32.900 I feel like there's a big

00:53:34.840 vacancy left

00:53:35.960 where fisting,

00:53:37.320 I don't know what to do

00:53:38.040 with myself during most of the days.

00:53:39.840 I spent so much time

00:53:41.060 playing with my ass

00:53:41.800 and sitting on toys

00:53:43.020 and just playing on cam

00:53:44.280 and like just being a general pig

00:53:46.040 with my butthole

00:53:46.680 that trying to fill the days now

00:53:48.760 is really kind of weird.

00:53:50.840 I don't have a lot

00:53:51.720 of other hobbies

00:53:52.800 and so it's kind of forcing me

00:53:54.380 to take a mirror to myself

00:53:55.580 and look at myself

00:53:56.320 and figure out who I am

00:53:57.240 without my hole.

00:53:58.940 Yeah.

00:53:59.480 It's called you blew your ass out.

00:54:01.140 It's called it doesn't work anymore, brother.

00:54:03.220 He has nothing to do all day

00:54:04.900 because before this,

00:54:06.380 his schedule was full of ass play.

00:54:09.120 That's all he was up to.

00:54:10.340 It was like a shift at the factory

00:54:12.020 eight hours a day

00:54:13.060 of just digging around his butt

00:54:14.900 and pigging around with his hole

00:54:16.380 as he goes.

00:54:18.420 Now he's medically retired

00:54:20.360 with his blown out ass

00:54:22.080 which I guess is the equivalent

00:54:23.240 of like a Tommy John surgery

00:54:24.740 for the butt play world.

00:54:26.260 Yeah.

00:54:26.500 It's the gay guy's Tommy John

00:54:27.760 except you don't recover from it.

00:54:29.280 You're medically retired.

00:54:30.860 Hang his jersey up in the rafters.

00:54:32.660 Time to hang up the toys,

00:54:34.160 pull up the diaper.

00:54:35.240 Yep.

00:54:35.760 He had a good run.

00:54:36.720 I'm sure you had a great run.

00:54:38.700 It was your identity.

00:54:39.600 It was all,

00:54:40.020 it was everything

00:54:40.540 that you were as a person

00:54:42.640 was tied up into ass shit.

00:54:45.060 Tied up into ass shit.

00:54:46.380 And so I don't know.

00:54:47.840 What is this for?

00:54:48.960 Do we learn something new

00:54:50.000 about how degenerate

00:54:51.200 that side of the culture is

00:54:52.520 every week?

00:54:53.380 Yes.

00:54:54.200 Something shocks me

00:54:55.200 every single time.

00:54:58.000 And I don't know.

00:54:59.960 Are there lessons?

00:55:00.740 Is there anything to learn or no?

00:55:02.120 Well, there's something to learn

00:55:04.760 because no one fully knows

00:55:08.040 what these gay guys are up to.

00:55:09.520 Yeah.

00:55:09.780 And you kind of think like,

00:55:10.800 oh yeah,

00:55:11.300 they probably go out

00:55:12.380 and they go home with each other.

00:55:15.120 And it's like,

00:55:15.380 no, they don't even go home

00:55:16.220 with each other.

00:55:16.520 They go to the bathroom

00:55:17.480 with each other.

00:55:18.480 We've covered that.

00:55:19.360 Sometimes like everyone

00:55:21.480 goes to the bathroom

00:55:22.160 with each other

00:55:22.780 the whole time, you know?

00:55:24.460 So it's like you have

00:55:25.400 like an idea of your mind

00:55:26.680 and it's kind of gross.

00:55:27.700 You don't want to think about it.

00:55:29.000 It's actually a million times worse.

00:55:30.740 We covered it

00:55:31.120 with the monkey pox stuff.

00:55:32.620 The dog gets the monkey pox.

00:55:34.120 The kid catches monkey pox.

00:55:35.660 You kind of start doing the math

00:55:36.780 of like, wait,

00:55:37.260 what are these guys really up to?

00:55:39.160 This is a little more

00:55:40.360 of a sneak peek into that world.

00:55:42.280 Yeah.

00:55:42.500 And then the other part is,

00:55:43.960 I think we've talked about it before,

00:55:45.460 diapers, failure.

00:55:47.560 The old retired ones,

00:55:50.300 the ones who aren't

00:55:51.000 grinding on the streets

00:55:52.940 of San Francisco anymore,

00:55:54.740 they can't control anything back there.

00:55:56.800 They're blown out.

00:55:57.700 Yeah, like Vietnam vets.

00:55:59.280 Yeah, shit in their pants.

00:56:00.580 Except instead of seeing

00:56:02.260 Viet Cong in the jungle

00:56:03.440 and fearing loud noises,

00:56:05.820 you shit in your pants

00:56:06.640 and you need a diaper.

00:56:07.880 So not good.

00:56:09.320 Yeah.

00:56:09.960 But I'm glad we showed you guys that.

00:56:13.100 Imagine being related to this guy.

00:56:15.200 You see this and you're like,

00:56:16.140 and he's talking about it

00:56:17.220 doing an interview

00:56:17.760 and you're like his dad

00:56:18.720 and you're like, oh my God.

00:56:19.760 Uncle Eddie.

00:56:20.620 Yeah, Jesus.

00:56:21.420 Yeah, that's what he's up to.

00:56:23.060 All right, next we have a girl

00:56:24.760 who is handicapped

00:56:26.040 and is on a dating site

00:56:27.520 and is complaining

00:56:28.900 about how people approach her

00:56:30.820 on the dating apps.

00:56:33.580 You want me to read it?

00:56:34.500 It says,

00:56:34.780 I'm not just a parking spot.

00:56:36.680 I am a human.

00:56:37.760 Dating apps as a disabled person

00:56:39.100 are a nightmare.

00:56:40.580 That shows some of the things.

00:56:41.920 At least we'll have good parking

00:56:42.960 on our first date.

00:56:44.480 At least if we go on a date,

00:56:45.500 we don't have to worry about parking.

00:56:47.400 Handicapped parking,

00:56:48.260 biggest green flag.

00:56:50.320 Is this your walker?

00:56:51.420 If we go out together,

00:56:52.480 can we park in the blue handicap spot

00:56:53.900 at stores?

00:56:54.500 You have no idea

00:56:55.060 how badly I want to park in those.

00:56:57.260 It's nothing worse

00:56:58.040 than a handicapped person

00:56:59.020 with a bad attitude.

00:57:00.560 And then she's saying

00:57:01.240 she's tired of this

00:57:02.080 is the opening line.

00:57:04.920 And what's going on

00:57:06.080 in this situation

00:57:06.760 is all of these guys

00:57:07.860 that messaged you

00:57:08.640 are messaging you

00:57:09.520 basically saying,

00:57:10.640 I'm interested in dating you.

00:57:12.000 I'm going to make light

00:57:13.320 of your handicap situation

00:57:15.140 and make a joke about it.

00:57:16.820 But at the end,

00:57:17.440 I'm still down

00:57:18.020 to go out with you

00:57:18.740 and we can park

00:57:19.340 in the handicap spot.

00:57:20.400 So they're like

00:57:20.960 trying to be playful

00:57:22.320 and fun

00:57:23.180 and also let her know

00:57:24.560 that whatever her handicap is

00:57:26.040 isn't going to stop them.

00:57:27.280 And they're trying

00:57:27.880 to make a joke,

00:57:28.760 but that's like offensive

00:57:30.460 to her for some reason.

00:57:31.780 You just pissed her off

00:57:32.840 and she's going to get

00:57:33.460 the Mighty Midget team

00:57:34.320 out here to come

00:57:35.120 and cancel you.

00:57:36.140 They were going to go

00:57:37.060 out with you.

00:57:37.880 Yeah, it's like a signal

00:57:39.020 that like,

00:57:39.620 oh, cool.

00:57:40.400 I'm acknowledging it.

00:57:41.640 I've moved on from it.

00:57:42.660 It's not a big deal to me.

00:57:43.860 Yeah.

00:57:44.520 And they make a joke

00:57:45.460 and hoping that you're

00:57:46.740 like making jokes

00:57:47.920 about it too

00:57:48.600 and then you're a cool girl.

00:57:49.600 But you're not.

00:57:50.820 You're a handicapped person

00:57:51.680 with a bad attitude.

00:57:52.680 Yeah.

00:57:52.960 And thus,

00:57:53.740 that's why you shouldn't

00:57:54.640 be dating anybody

00:57:55.840 because these types of people,

00:57:57.460 they'll be like,

00:57:57.960 oh, you're a weird stiff

00:57:59.200 who's kind of policing

00:58:00.260 language and stuff.

00:58:01.360 Yeah.

00:58:01.780 I don't know.

00:58:02.360 That, whatever.

00:58:04.080 I understand getting tired of it,

00:58:05.300 but like making the internet video

00:58:07.220 like everyone's wrong

00:58:08.240 and you're right

00:58:08.940 and you're the victim.

00:58:10.380 Yeah.

00:58:11.000 Guys are just trying

00:58:11.760 to be friendly, dude.

00:58:12.600 Like so many people,

00:58:14.520 like what's up, bitch?

00:58:16.320 You know,

00:58:16.880 there's so many way worse things

00:58:18.340 happening on dating apps

00:58:19.320 than someone playfully

00:58:20.220 bringing up the thing

00:58:21.780 that's-

00:58:22.240 Want to go to Barry's bootcamp?

00:58:23.540 Yeah, that's clearly featured

00:58:24.720 in your picture.

00:58:26.860 All right, moving on.

00:58:27.760 Speaking of dating apps,

00:58:29.160 we have a little chart here

00:58:30.720 of the last few years

00:58:31.880 of Bumble versus Grindr

00:58:33.760 stock price.

00:58:34.820 Yeah.

00:58:35.340 Bumble down 94%

00:58:36.940 over the past five years

00:58:38.100 absolute botch job

00:58:39.820 and Grindr up 76%

00:58:42.760 in one year.

00:58:43.560 In one year.

00:58:44.280 So those are different timescales,

00:58:45.460 so it's not quite the same,

00:58:46.500 but I know Grindr's

00:58:47.240 done pretty well.

00:58:48.120 Let me look it up

00:58:48.780 on my computer really quick.

00:58:50.180 Yeah.

00:58:50.660 And there are different

00:58:52.020 business models

00:58:52.720 for these two apps.

00:58:53.600 Like if you're on Bumble,

00:58:55.540 if you like meet somebody

00:58:57.420 and you get a boyfriend

00:58:58.240 or you get married,

00:58:59.240 like both of those people

00:59:00.360 leave the app.

00:59:01.420 So it's kind of like

00:59:02.860 not destined to fail,

00:59:04.200 but it doesn't,

00:59:05.620 it declines

00:59:07.260 and then more people

00:59:08.020 come in

00:59:08.580 and the way things

00:59:09.700 are these days,

00:59:10.380 I think girls these days

00:59:11.360 don't really want to be

00:59:12.040 the first person to message.

00:59:13.480 Like the app

00:59:14.140 was initially created

00:59:15.240 for that.

00:59:16.000 So like there's less

00:59:17.120 of that feminist streak

00:59:19.040 where people want

00:59:19.900 to message first.

00:59:20.720 So there's like reasons

00:59:21.440 it's going down.

00:59:22.260 When you're on Grindr,

00:59:24.060 no one's meeting

00:59:24.840 and getting married.

00:59:25.800 They're just effing

00:59:27.420 and S-ing each other.

00:59:28.540 They're meeting.

00:59:29.580 Everywhere.

00:59:30.060 And then they're meeting.

00:59:31.200 And then they're meeting.

00:59:31.940 And then there's more people

00:59:32.880 who are gay

00:59:33.360 who are on the app

00:59:34.160 and the pool

00:59:35.120 just grows like this

00:59:36.360 of all these people

00:59:37.140 who are down

00:59:37.680 to F and S each other.

00:59:38.780 Yeah.

00:59:38.980 It's like the World War Z

00:59:40.020 zombies climbing

00:59:40.740 over the fence.

00:59:41.660 They just keep coming

00:59:42.600 and they keep growing

00:59:43.460 and growing.

00:59:47.720 It's a way better

00:59:48.900 business model to be.

00:59:50.060 If you presented me

00:59:51.320 Bumble

00:59:51.920 where girls message first

00:59:53.520 or Grindr

00:59:54.280 where gay guys hook up,

00:59:55.740 I'm obviously

00:59:56.420 not a fan

00:59:57.660 of either app,

00:59:58.880 especially not Grindr,

01:00:00.340 but I would invest

01:00:01.720 in Grindr.

01:00:02.360 Yeah.

01:00:02.640 I go,

01:00:03.120 oh,

01:00:03.460 gay hookup proximity app.

01:00:06.380 Take the money.

01:00:07.500 Where do I send the money?

01:00:08.980 All right.

01:00:09.280 Let's move on.

01:00:10.940 Coachella.

01:00:11.560 This past weekend

01:00:12.500 and this upcoming weekend too.

01:00:13.780 It's multiple weeks, right?

01:00:15.180 I'm not sure.

01:00:15.840 Yeah, I think so.

01:00:16.960 A lot of young people

01:00:18.200 are going.

01:00:18.980 It's very important

01:00:19.600 for them to go

01:00:20.500 and they're going

01:00:21.360 into debt to attend.

01:00:23.440 Did you know

01:00:23.780 that more than half

01:00:24.380 of the people

01:00:24.700 who are going to Coachella

01:00:25.500 GA this year

01:00:26.260 are using a payment plan

01:00:27.320 to pay for their ticket?

01:00:28.180 I'm getting this information

01:00:28.900 from a new billboard story

01:00:30.100 by Dave Brooks

01:00:30.900 who's our live music reporter

01:00:32.200 and what he found

01:00:33.240 in his reporting

01:00:33.860 is that this is a result

01:00:34.920 of live music prices

01:00:35.980 soaring in recent years.

01:00:37.640 Approximately 60%

01:00:38.940 of the general admission tickets

01:00:40.400 sold for Coachella

01:00:41.240 this year

01:00:41.700 used a payment plan.

01:00:43.360 This means that some fans

01:00:44.280 were required

01:00:44.960 to only pay

01:00:45.560 as little as $49.99

01:00:46.820 to put their money down

01:00:48.000 for a ticket this year.

01:00:49.200 And this is not just

01:00:49.940 a Coachella phenomenon either.

01:00:51.500 Lollapalooza,

01:00:52.420 EDC,

01:00:53.160 and Rolling Loud

01:00:53.800 also do the same thing.

01:00:55.260 Oh,

01:00:55.540 and I thought this part

01:00:56.140 was crazy.

01:00:56.660 So there's this one source

01:00:57.520 who told Billboard

01:00:58.120 that he knows of people

01:00:59.120 who are paying

01:01:00.460 four or five festivals

01:01:01.720 at a time

01:01:02.340 on payment plans.

01:01:03.700 Yeah.

01:01:04.880 And you get charged

01:01:06.180 like a fee

01:01:06.860 in lieu of interest,

01:01:08.460 I believe,

01:01:09.000 but it's like an extra fee

01:01:10.200 to be able to do this.

01:01:11.520 And then what does Coachella

01:01:12.660 look like?

01:01:13.640 Well,

01:01:14.160 here's what getting

01:01:14.960 Chinese food looks like.

01:01:16.600 Someone said $90 worth

01:01:18.180 of Chinese food

01:01:18.960 at Coachella.

01:01:19.960 And it looks great.

01:01:21.360 Yeah,

01:01:21.540 it does look pretty good.

01:01:22.240 It's expensive.

01:01:22.860 And then here's

01:01:24.380 the 8 a.m.

01:01:25.300 shower line.

01:01:26.460 And the person

01:01:27.660 who posted said

01:01:28.420 you can see people

01:01:28.980 covering their nose

01:01:30.040 because it's so stinky.

01:01:32.080 Yeah.

01:01:32.220 You see the lady

01:01:32.680 covering her face?

01:01:33.500 Multiple people

01:01:33.800 are sitting in a stink pile.

01:01:35.340 So everyone's stinky,

01:01:37.140 sweating out the drugs

01:01:38.120 from the night before,

01:01:39.120 waiting for hours

01:01:40.320 to take a shower.

01:01:41.620 And you go into debt

01:01:42.540 to attend this concert.

01:01:43.500 What do you think

01:01:43.760 is going to happen?

01:01:44.720 That's like why

01:01:45.240 I stopped going out

01:01:46.300 years ago.

01:01:47.620 To go,

01:01:47.920 we're going to get drunk

01:01:48.620 and something crazy

01:01:49.320 is going to happen.

01:01:50.080 And then what?

01:01:50.640 It's like,

01:01:51.060 what's going to happen?

01:01:52.140 What's the crazy part?

01:01:53.600 Someone's going to say something.

01:01:54.820 Someone's going to get into a fight.

01:01:55.980 Someone's going to get arrested.

01:01:57.340 Yeah.

01:01:57.980 What's the point of going out?

01:01:59.460 Yeah.

01:02:00.620 Well,

01:02:01.140 come on.

01:02:01.660 I don't fully agree

01:02:02.460 with you there.

01:02:03.140 But this,

01:02:04.480 I'm more focused

01:02:05.080 on the debt

01:02:05.840 to go out

01:02:06.740 ratio of this.

01:02:09.080 And is it that important?

01:02:11.060 I think the social media,

01:02:12.320 the Instagram,

01:02:13.180 the FOMO

01:02:14.280 is creating these debt slaves

01:02:16.060 where you're getting

01:02:16.880 squeezed everywhere else.

01:02:18.060 And then you're like,

01:02:18.540 but I got to go to Coachella.

01:02:19.960 I'm 22.

01:02:20.980 I'll only be 23.

01:02:22.000 And I have to be to Coachella.

01:02:25.220 And it's added to another thing

01:02:27.560 of the list of people

01:02:28.180 are financing.

01:02:28.880 And they're not even doing it.

01:02:30.160 It's not like a new third party

01:02:31.580 like Klarna or something.

01:02:33.440 It's like Ticketmaster.

01:02:35.000 And some of these

01:02:35.840 ticket buying websites

01:02:37.480 are doing it themselves.

01:02:39.160 And I think

01:02:41.480 you're going to see

01:02:42.880 a new class

01:02:44.240 of Gen Z

01:02:45.140 person

01:02:46.140 who

01:02:47.220 does the

01:02:48.740 Coachella

01:02:49.580 payment plan

01:02:50.600 and then they get

01:02:51.240 the DoorDash

01:02:52.000 over four weeks

01:02:53.100 and then

01:02:54.280 you know,

01:02:55.100 they're going to add

01:02:55.740 things to this

01:02:56.400 and I'm renting

01:02:56.960 all the furniture

01:02:57.560 at my apartment

01:02:58.320 from Rent-A-Center.

01:02:59.900 Paying for jeans

01:03:00.720 over time.

01:03:01.500 And then there's going

01:03:02.080 to be these people

01:03:02.900 who build every piece

01:03:04.740 of their life

01:03:05.240 in this debt thing

01:03:06.420 and then they go,

01:03:07.520 yeah,

01:03:08.180 so what if my credit's blown?

01:03:10.200 Fuck it.

01:03:11.160 And honestly,

01:03:12.180 I think it could be

01:03:12.980 a good thing,

01:03:13.760 you know.

01:03:14.660 It's a new bubble.

01:03:15.500 Well, yeah,

01:03:16.320 not a good thing.

01:03:17.060 I don't want to say that

01:03:17.600 because your credit's

01:03:18.140 going to be blown

01:03:18.660 and then when it's time

01:03:19.320 to get an apartment

01:03:19.880 or a house

01:03:20.640 or do this

01:03:21.220 or do that,

01:03:22.120 you're screwed.

01:03:23.260 But I think there's

01:03:24.060 a certain type of impulsive

01:03:25.140 or like low care person

01:03:27.360 who's going to live

01:03:28.480 off this debt

01:03:29.100 and be like,

01:03:29.480 I'll get the DoorDash.

01:03:31.820 And you know,

01:03:33.120 you don't know

01:03:33.880 if they're in debt.

01:03:34.240 You go to 100K in debt

01:03:35.480 and you pay like $220 a month

01:03:37.620 for the rest of your life.

01:03:38.920 Yeah,

01:03:39.380 there's a debt consolidation

01:03:40.420 or a bankruptcy.

01:03:41.620 You know,

01:03:41.820 like you can't declare bankruptcy

01:03:43.640 for student loans

01:03:44.520 but for a burrito,

01:03:46.940 yeah,

01:03:47.320 you can.

01:03:48.040 For the concert tickets,

01:03:49.200 yeah,

01:03:49.440 you can.

01:03:50.100 I think there's going to be

01:03:50.920 a huge amount of like

01:03:51.980 people who just kind of

01:03:53.060 stop paying

01:03:53.660 or blow up their account

01:03:54.820 or do bankruptcy

01:03:55.660 that it's not even going to matter

01:03:58.240 and they're like,

01:03:58.720 so what?

01:03:59.220 Enjoyed my 20s,

01:04:00.280 nuked my credit

01:04:00.900 but that'll be gone

01:04:01.600 in seven years.

01:04:02.320 I'll never be 30.

01:04:03.620 Yeah.

01:04:03.880 That's miles away.

01:04:06.220 So I don't know.

01:04:07.360 I hope the people

01:04:09.320 offering this get screwed

01:04:10.560 is what I'm saying.

01:04:12.080 There is a new business model

01:04:13.600 where like the real money

01:04:15.760 is turning your company

01:04:17.040 into a bank.

01:04:18.440 Yeah.

01:04:18.680 Like you said,

01:04:19.020 it used to be third parties.

01:04:20.100 Now Ticketmaster's

01:04:21.120 doing the pay extra

01:04:22.520 over time

01:04:23.400 and with a little bit

01:04:24.320 of interest.

01:04:25.140 It's like everyone's

01:04:26.000 kind of adopting

01:04:26.780 a banking model.

01:04:28.440 And especially because

01:04:29.300 for their accounting practices,

01:04:30.960 they can recognize

01:04:31.800 the revenue now

01:04:32.700 but they don't have

01:04:33.280 to actually receive it.

01:04:34.380 You know,

01:04:34.560 there's like little tricks

01:04:35.640 accounting wise.

01:04:37.360 And you know,

01:04:37.680 there's a saying,

01:04:39.520 when you owe the bank

01:04:40.300 a million bucks,

01:04:41.240 it's your problem.

01:04:42.280 When you owe the bank

01:04:43.160 a billion,

01:04:44.400 it's their problem.

01:04:45.560 You know?

01:04:45.780 And at this point,

01:04:49.660 I think if enough of Gen Z

01:04:52.280 gets on these payment plans

01:04:53.560 and kind of does

01:04:54.100 like a universal,

01:04:55.560 all right,

01:04:56.460 or an economic collapse

01:04:57.720 or a crisis,

01:04:58.900 recession happens.

01:05:00.260 A lot of these people

01:05:01.000 are going to get screwed

01:05:01.660 and maybe that's what

01:05:02.940 we need to clean this filth.

01:05:04.300 And then Joe Biden

01:05:05.140 in 2028 can say,

01:05:06.540 I'm going to get rid

01:05:07.140 of all your burrito payments.

01:05:09.120 Student loans are still

01:05:10.200 on the books

01:05:10.700 but those burrito payments

01:05:11.700 are gone.

01:05:12.480 I'm telling you.

01:05:13.680 All right.

01:05:14.260 That was a solid cringe.

01:05:15.500 We're now moving on

01:05:16.500 to Urban Decay.

01:05:19.320 All right.

01:05:20.100 Our first clip of Urban Decay

01:05:21.300 is a scary one.

01:05:23.400 A woman went out partying,

01:05:25.180 got very drunk,

01:05:26.240 went home

01:05:26.760 and the Uber Lyft driver

01:05:28.620 got a little handsy.

01:05:30.720 It's a video

01:05:31.660 that will leave you outraged.

01:05:33.740 Where is?

01:05:34.700 Right here.

01:05:35.500 A rideshare driver

01:05:36.780 appears to be groping

01:05:38.600 his passenger's breasts

01:05:40.100 as he helps her

01:05:41.440 to her front door.

01:05:42.560 Her purse is draped

01:05:45.500 around her neck

01:05:46.220 and you can hear

01:05:46.880 her dog barking

01:05:47.980 inside her house

01:05:49.180 as she slurs her words.

01:05:51.520 Are you an Uber driver?

01:05:53.840 He put his hands

01:05:55.040 around her waist.

01:05:56.840 What company?

01:05:58.320 Oh, lift, lift it.

01:05:59.560 Lift.

01:06:00.180 Lift?

01:06:00.640 Yes, yeah.

01:06:01.660 I want to make sure

01:06:02.320 you get on safely.

01:06:03.460 Now the woman

01:06:04.120 who says she was groped

01:06:05.900 is speaking out.

01:06:07.340 It's disgusting.

01:06:08.140 I was so, so intoxicated.

01:06:10.960 I was falling over.

01:06:13.720 And to know that

01:06:14.720 someone would take advantage

01:06:16.280 of someone in that state,

01:06:17.920 it's unimaginable.

01:06:19.460 Did you remember

01:06:20.220 the driver grabbing you

01:06:22.280 like that?

01:06:23.000 Did you have any

01:06:23.820 recollection of that?

01:06:24.940 Not at all.

01:06:25.680 The Lyft driver

01:06:26.320 didn't park his car

01:06:27.540 outside of Lauren's house.

01:06:28.780 He actually parked it

01:06:29.700 down the street.

01:06:31.260 One of Lauren's neighbors

01:06:32.580 went outside to check out

01:06:33.840 the suspicious car

01:06:35.100 and heard the commotion

01:06:36.480 on Lauren's front porch

01:06:37.760 and went to see

01:06:38.280 if everything was okay.

01:06:40.400 Steve, I love you so much.

01:06:42.900 You're welcome.

01:06:43.740 I just want to make sure

01:06:44.460 everything's all right.

01:06:45.260 I told him, listen,

01:06:46.700 I said, that's my neighbor

01:06:47.920 and I'm watching over her

01:06:49.600 and he took off.

01:06:50.820 Do you feel your neighbor

01:06:51.940 saved you?

01:06:52.940 Absolutely.

01:06:54.120 Nice neighbor.

01:06:55.020 Thank you, Steve.

01:06:55.720 Yeah.

01:06:56.260 America needs more Steves,

01:06:57.720 more neighbor Steves.

01:06:58.560 Yeah, more neighbor Steves.

01:07:00.220 And obviously,

01:07:01.000 this is a horrible situation

01:07:02.540 and it's not good.

01:07:04.120 But Muhammad,

01:07:07.020 the Lyft driver,

01:07:07.980 groped you?

01:07:09.120 What?

01:07:10.140 Oh, yeah.

01:07:10.960 Oh, let me order you a Lyft.

01:07:12.100 I'll get you home.

01:07:13.140 Your ride's with Muhammad

01:07:14.260 and a Toyota Yaris.

01:07:16.080 Good luck.

01:07:17.080 I know you're blacked out.

01:07:18.420 And you're blacked out.

01:07:19.420 And then also,

01:07:19.980 you're 50-something years old

01:07:21.620 and you're blacked out,

01:07:23.100 which is obviously a problem.

01:07:24.760 In high-trust America,

01:07:26.040 you can take a cab home

01:07:27.900 or a Lyft home

01:07:28.800 or someone will drive you

01:07:30.640 and you're probably

01:07:31.440 going to be fine.

01:07:32.140 In low-trust America,

01:07:33.560 when we're filled

01:07:34.280 with third-worlders

01:07:35.180 who are getting jobs

01:07:36.020 like this...

01:07:37.400 Things changed.

01:07:37.960 Things changed.

01:07:38.900 You can't really do that anymore.

01:07:41.180 Obviously,

01:07:41.820 a bad situation,

01:07:43.280 but you're 50-something years old

01:07:45.820 and you're blacked out.

01:07:47.740 Driving one-on-one

01:07:48.840 with an Uber

01:07:49.380 or Lyft driver,

01:07:50.520 you know?

01:07:51.040 I wouldn't send anyone

01:07:52.580 I know

01:07:53.200 to be drunk-driven

01:07:54.500 home in a Lyft.

01:07:55.660 Yeah.

01:07:55.880 And so,

01:07:57.900 it is partially,

01:07:59.020 you know,

01:07:59.860 we're not the,

01:08:01.780 we're not the,

01:08:02.400 oh my God,

01:08:02.940 you didn't deserve that.

01:08:04.660 What percent

01:08:05.740 would you attribute

01:08:07.200 to each party?

01:08:08.800 50-50.

01:08:10.060 No.

01:08:11.480 Is that bad?

01:08:12.620 Well,

01:08:13.060 I was going to say 80-20.

01:08:14.260 I was going to say 80-20,

01:08:15.340 20 on the woman.

01:08:16.080 I'll do 70-30.

01:08:17.820 But you got to be

01:08:18.340 protecting yourself

01:08:19.120 a little bit more

01:08:19.980 and it's not the same thing.

01:08:21.720 Lyft,

01:08:22.300 whoever's on this guy's account,

01:08:23.800 we've covered it

01:08:24.480 on the show.

01:08:25.160 people using

01:08:26.220 other people's accounts

01:08:27.120 or delivering food

01:08:28.280 from a woman

01:08:28.880 and it's a guy,

01:08:29.880 it's a Guatemalan guy.

01:08:31.380 You know,

01:08:32.320 it's not the time to be,

01:08:34.200 oh,

01:08:34.420 I'll place my trust

01:08:35.480 into this,

01:08:36.060 whatever this app is.

01:08:37.260 Yeah.

01:08:38.160 And that time's over,

01:08:39.700 unfortunately.

01:08:40.320 And there actually

01:08:41.640 may never even have been

01:08:42.840 a part of that.

01:08:44.500 Actually,

01:08:45.000 I would say

01:08:45.600 maybe the first couple years,

01:08:47.880 2016,

01:08:48.660 2015,

01:08:49.360 2014 era of Uber,

01:08:51.180 maybe they were

01:08:51.860 actually vetting people then.

01:08:53.300 Yeah.

01:08:53.700 But they were probably

01:08:54.360 expanding too fast.

01:08:55.100 that they didn't even do that.

01:08:56.260 Yep.

01:08:56.580 Not the time to be

01:08:57.640 drunk driven home

01:08:58.520 in an Uber.

01:08:59.320 Yeah.

01:08:59.600 All right.

01:08:59.880 Let's get to our next story.

01:09:01.060 The eye contact

01:09:01.360 with the ring camera.

01:09:02.760 Oh,

01:09:02.960 I'm just here to make sure

01:09:03.760 you get in.

01:09:04.500 Double cupped up

01:09:05.440 looking at the camera.

01:09:07.000 Got his ass.

01:09:08.000 Fuck.

01:09:08.220 All right.

01:09:09.440 Next,

01:09:09.900 we have a domestic abuse situation

01:09:12.580 with a college football player

01:09:14.500 who is projected

01:09:15.420 to be drafted

01:09:16.180 in the upcoming NFL draft.

01:09:18.800 Let that clip play,

01:09:19.640 please.

01:09:19.900 And it's hard to see,

01:09:32.840 but at this point,

01:09:45.760 he chokes her out

01:09:46.680 and she goes unconscious

01:09:47.640 and the boyfriend's name

01:09:49.360 was Quaid Darius.

01:09:50.560 Yeah,

01:09:50.760 it's Quaid Darius

01:09:51.700 and he's an NFL prospect

01:09:53.320 and he's got everything to lose

01:09:55.180 and a bright future

01:09:57.360 ahead of himself.

01:09:57.960 If he can just control himself

01:09:59.020 for a couple more years

01:10:00.280 and kind of stay

01:10:00.940 the straight and narrow.

01:10:01.720 You'll make millions of dollars.

01:10:03.020 Yeah,

01:10:03.260 you'll be a cornerback.

01:10:04.260 You can have multiple baby mamas

01:10:05.540 with that salary.

01:10:06.460 Yeah.

01:10:06.960 And then similar

01:10:07.680 to the Uber situation,

01:10:09.640 oh no,

01:10:10.140 you were groped

01:10:10.860 by Mohammed,

01:10:11.740 the Uber driver.

01:10:13.220 You got domestically abused

01:10:14.560 by Quaid Darius.

01:10:16.180 Checks notes,

01:10:16.920 Quaid Darius.

01:10:17.680 Ah,

01:10:18.180 yeah,

01:10:18.440 you probably should have seen

01:10:19.040 that one coming.

01:10:19.780 Maybe could have seen

01:10:20.660 that one coming.

01:10:21.400 You don't date Quaid Darius

01:10:22.500 and you don't get into

01:10:23.280 the Mohammed car alone.

01:10:25.720 But yeah,

01:10:26.640 and this is,

01:10:27.580 there's an interesting lesson here,

01:10:29.540 which is that short term

01:10:31.080 versus long term,

01:10:32.080 like ability to plan

01:10:33.320 and think.

01:10:34.400 Like,

01:10:35.700 you know how

01:10:36.740 they've often said,

01:10:38.420 like how I give my black son

01:10:39.740 the talk

01:10:40.380 or I give,

01:10:41.700 you know,

01:10:42.380 that thinking about like

01:10:43.640 your future

01:10:44.540 or police will come

01:10:45.440 and they'll take anyone's word

01:10:46.560 against yours.

01:10:47.600 I'm not going to let anything

01:10:48.900 get in the way of my dream.

01:10:50.480 You know,

01:10:51.080 I'm going to go into the NFL.

01:10:52.240 I'm going to be done

01:10:52.760 with this place,

01:10:53.820 these apartments

01:10:54.440 in my college town

01:10:55.880 and whatever.

01:10:57.540 There's no ability

01:10:58.560 to think long term.

01:10:59.580 He's so impulsive.

01:11:00.560 I'm angry now.

01:11:01.880 Joker,

01:11:02.740 get her down.

01:11:03.980 You know,

01:11:04.920 it's not,

01:11:05.840 there's not much

01:11:06.680 long term shit.

01:11:07.880 This could,

01:11:08.120 this could really affect me.

01:11:09.500 It's just do the bad thing now.

01:11:11.080 Yeah.

01:11:11.220 It's control issues.

01:11:12.320 So can't control it.

01:11:13.740 Get fucked.

01:11:14.640 Lots to lose

01:11:15.440 and I hope he loses it.

01:11:16.700 Me too.

01:11:17.360 All right.

01:11:17.720 Next,

01:11:18.060 there was a shooting

01:11:19.040 at UC Davis.

01:11:20.680 We have a picture here

01:11:22.160 of the incident.

01:11:23.240 So that's one of the shooters.

01:11:25.240 Extendo clip,

01:11:26.540 Kool-Aid in hand,

01:11:28.240 shredded jeans,

01:11:29.100 boxers out.

01:11:30.040 And he's in that stance.

01:11:31.340 I see that stance a lot.

01:11:33.640 And I,

01:11:33.940 that low crouching,

01:11:35.060 like athletic moving forward,

01:11:37.060 pop,

01:11:37.300 pop,

01:11:37.440 pop,

01:11:37.720 the pop,

01:11:38.300 pop,

01:11:38.500 pop stance.

01:11:39.320 I think we need a name for this

01:11:40.820 and we'll have to circle back.

01:11:42.820 Yep.

01:11:43.120 So that's the,

01:11:44.400 that's a picture of the incident.

01:11:46.140 And then the police came

01:11:47.780 and this is what they said

01:11:48.920 about the description

01:11:49.660 of the individual.

01:11:51.560 Suspect description at all.

01:11:52.860 Anything you can tell the public?

01:11:54.500 At this point,

01:11:55.400 no.

01:11:56.220 It was,

01:11:57.260 you know,

01:11:57.560 we call the fire hose

01:11:58.340 of information.

01:11:59.220 You know,

01:11:59.380 you have a whole lot

01:12:00.620 of people out there

01:12:01.440 who are scared

01:12:02.220 and they're calling the police

01:12:03.180 and we're getting

01:12:03.700 a lot of conflicting information

01:12:05.420 that all came in the woods.

01:12:07.000 So there's,

01:12:07.580 again,

01:12:07.740 can't give a description.

01:12:09.200 Even though there's a picture

01:12:10.440 of the guy,

01:12:11.160 you don't want people

01:12:11.880 to be suspicious

01:12:12.660 of black people

01:12:13.540 and assume they're doing violence,

01:12:14.780 I guess.

01:12:15.420 Yeah.

01:12:15.700 And to be fair to that cop,

01:12:16.980 we don't know exactly

01:12:18.200 when this picture came out

01:12:19.680 compared to that,

01:12:20.620 but this is the,

01:12:22.300 let me talk to a sketch artist.

01:12:23.600 Were you there?

01:12:24.640 No.

01:12:25.500 I could get you close though.

01:12:27.040 I could get you close.

01:12:27.800 Black male between the ages

01:12:28.940 of 18 and 30.

01:12:30.700 Hair kind of dready.

01:12:33.080 No,

01:12:33.340 you don't,

01:12:33.680 you don't describe the hair

01:12:34.580 because it could be anything.

01:12:35.620 Yeah,

01:12:35.840 that's true.

01:12:36.560 But you say 6'3",

01:12:38.020 skinny.

01:12:38.540 It's usually a skinny one.

01:12:39.660 Mm-hmm.

01:12:40.380 And you know,

01:12:41.120 you start rounding them up.

01:12:42.140 He had a gun

01:12:42.560 with an extended mag in it.

01:12:44.160 Yeah.

01:12:44.580 Pretty easy to describe.

01:12:45.960 So the cop didn't give

01:12:47.400 a description.

01:12:48.500 And this is an extended mag

01:12:49.900 in California

01:12:50.600 which has the strictest

01:12:52.560 magazine laws

01:12:54.180 in the nation,

01:12:55.020 right?

01:12:55.440 So criminal doesn't

01:12:56.600 listen to laws.

01:12:57.720 Yeah,

01:12:58.120 exactly.

01:12:58.820 More tonight at 7.

01:12:59.940 And then no description

01:13:01.020 because you don't want people

01:13:02.500 to jump to any conclusions,

01:13:04.340 but,

01:13:05.080 but if you look at the stats,

01:13:06.980 young black men

01:13:07.600 14 to 49

01:13:08.440 are 3% of the U.S. population

01:13:10.240 but commit 43% of homicides.

01:13:12.840 The media has no interest

01:13:13.900 in this subject

01:13:14.600 from end wokeness.

01:13:16.260 That's crazy.

01:13:17.560 That's a very crazy

01:13:18.360 3%,

01:13:19.140 43%

01:13:20.140 of homicides.

01:13:20.860 If everyone does

01:13:21.080 the 13%

01:13:21.920 does 50 or 60,

01:13:23.400 I think it's going up.

01:13:24.820 But then if you

01:13:25.720 take away women

01:13:26.720 and then take away

01:13:27.400 old people,

01:13:28.260 take away babies,

01:13:29.240 old people,

01:13:29.820 women,

01:13:30.280 who can really do it?

01:13:32.780 You're really left

01:13:33.600 with like 3%

01:13:34.480 of the population

01:13:35.140 doing all the problems.

01:13:36.440 And then whenever

01:13:37.200 we talk about this

01:13:38.280 or even when we post

01:13:39.640 about it,

01:13:40.140 any of the backlash

01:13:40.920 we get

01:13:41.560 and flack we get

01:13:43.020 for talking about it,

01:13:44.340 it's always like,

01:13:45.040 oh,

01:13:45.200 you're getting

01:13:45.500 a couple outliers

01:13:46.540 and you're trying

01:13:47.640 to paint a broad picture

01:13:48.740 of what black people are.

01:13:50.000 And we talked

01:13:50.880 about this

01:13:51.200 last week

01:13:51.860 on the last episode

01:13:52.800 where one in three

01:13:53.760 black people

01:13:54.300 will be convicted

01:13:55.460 of a felony

01:13:56.140 in their lifetime.

01:13:57.220 One in 22

01:13:57.840 or something like that

01:13:58.780 will commit a murder.

01:13:59.820 And one in 22

01:14:00.400 will murder.

01:14:01.400 So then I'm starting

01:14:01.960 to think the outliers

01:14:03.160 aren't the criminals.

01:14:04.480 I think the outliers

01:14:05.360 are,

01:14:06.000 well,

01:14:06.220 I know so-and-so

01:14:07.200 who's got a 4.0 GPA

01:14:08.700 and he's in the science club.

01:14:10.340 Yeah,

01:14:10.520 that's an outlier.

01:14:10.880 That's not fair to,

01:14:11.980 you know,

01:14:12.500 say he's potentially

01:14:13.440 a criminal

01:14:13.920 because of other

01:14:14.420 bad behavior.

01:14:15.680 The 4.0 GPA

01:14:17.320 in the science club,

01:14:18.700 that's the outlier.

01:14:19.860 Yeah.

01:14:20.480 Unfortunately.

01:14:21.380 I know.

01:14:22.220 And then our next clip

01:14:23.620 is on a carnival cruise.

01:14:24.980 I don't have much

01:14:25.500 to say about it.

01:14:26.380 At least they haven't fun.

01:14:43.400 They went into debt

01:14:44.260 for this.

01:14:45.240 Yeah,

01:14:45.600 they went into debt.

01:14:47.200 That's 25% APR.

01:14:48.960 And then I found

01:14:49.880 this meme

01:14:50.540 that I'm kind of

01:14:51.440 parlaying off of it.

01:14:53.140 And it says,

01:14:53.960 so I ran the numbers

01:14:55.100 and reparations

01:14:55.900 after subtracting

01:14:57.020 for crime,

01:14:57.700 you actually owe

01:14:58.300 white people

01:14:58.800 $4.7 trillion.

01:15:00.960 And another thing

01:15:02.680 that I thought

01:15:03.720 would be a good time

01:15:04.780 to bring up,

01:15:05.800 there are people online

01:15:07.460 who are getting

01:15:07.920 into fights

01:15:08.620 with black people

01:15:10.080 of America,

01:15:11.420 specifically Africans

01:15:13.080 or Africans

01:15:14.200 who came to America.

01:15:16.400 They're not seeing

01:15:17.480 themselves

01:15:17.940 as in the same group,

01:15:19.560 like American blacks

01:15:21.120 versus Africans

01:15:22.760 who come to America.

01:15:23.820 The Africans

01:15:24.780 who come to America

01:15:25.520 look down

01:15:26.300 on American blacks

01:15:27.300 and are kind of

01:15:27.840 like mad at them.

01:15:28.640 We have some tweets

01:15:29.260 here to sum that up.

01:15:30.200 Yeah,

01:15:30.460 this woman said,

01:15:31.580 saying black Americans

01:15:32.460 don't have any culture

01:15:33.900 is insane.

01:15:35.320 And then somebody

01:15:36.020 quote tweeted it

01:15:36.660 and said,

01:15:37.300 no mother tongue,

01:15:38.240 no totems,

01:15:39.060 no clan names,

01:15:40.120 no traditional attire

01:15:41.180 or food.

01:15:42.020 What is your culture

01:15:43.220 exactly?

01:15:44.640 Black Americans

01:15:45.400 show zero respect

01:15:46.180 for other cultures

01:15:46.940 or communities

01:15:47.420 within the diaspora.

01:15:49.080 Talk down on anybody

01:15:49.960 who tries to educate them

01:15:51.120 and they wonder

01:15:51.760 why nobody likes them.

01:15:53.120 Crazy.

01:15:53.820 So there's a

01:15:54.340 nobody likes them

01:15:55.200 attitude from Africans

01:15:56.520 towards the black Americans.

01:15:58.540 And I've noticed that too

01:15:59.560 with any one of my friends

01:16:01.240 in my whole life

01:16:02.060 who's ever been Nigerian.

01:16:03.620 They go,

01:16:03.980 no.

01:16:04.360 They go,

01:16:04.740 they're always like,

01:16:05.320 no,

01:16:05.680 that's not the same.

01:16:06.940 I'm Nigerian.

01:16:07.820 That's not the same.

01:16:09.220 They're not like us.

01:16:10.680 So it's something

01:16:11.080 to think about.

01:16:12.120 All right,

01:16:12.520 our last clip

01:16:13.300 of Urban Decay

01:16:14.400 is a female cop

01:16:16.520 in a tough situation.

01:16:18.520 We talked about this

01:16:19.460 in Bonusland

01:16:20.060 the other day.

01:16:20.660 We showed female cops

01:16:21.680 who were kind of

01:16:22.400 underqualified

01:16:22.980 for the job.

01:16:24.300 And this one

01:16:25.180 is in the same category.

01:16:26.860 There's a biker.

01:16:27.860 No,

01:16:28.200 he just,

01:16:28.760 he attempted to hit

01:16:29.860 a person on a bike.

01:16:30.960 He has a tire iron.

01:16:32.620 I'm going to hit him.

01:16:34.200 Paddle on.

01:16:35.000 He's crushing

01:16:35.700 my vehicle intentionally

01:16:36.640 as well.

01:16:38.500 He's running at me.

01:16:39.580 Stop!

01:16:48.820 Stop!

01:16:49.440 Don't let him get in.

01:16:50.680 Stop, stop.

01:16:51.300 Cut it out, cut it out,

01:16:52.220 cut it out, cut it out.

01:16:52.760 Thank you.

01:16:53.900 Cut it out.

01:16:54.420 Stop!

01:16:55.920 I'm not...

01:16:56.760 No, no, no.

01:16:57.180 I got him, I got him.

01:16:58.180 No, he's trying to grab my gun.

01:16:59.420 Get down the clip,

01:16:59.860 get down the clip.

01:17:02.700 Stop trying to bite me,

01:17:03.700 I'm pregnant.

01:17:04.940 So I need to...

01:17:06.000 I need to kiss.

01:17:07.800 He tried killing that lady.

01:17:09.340 He tried to grab my gun.

01:17:10.400 Shut up,

01:17:10.820 I don't trust you.

01:17:11.620 You good, dude?

01:17:12.320 Yeah.

01:17:13.220 Thank you so much.

01:17:14.040 Yeah, I don't know.

01:17:15.180 So she says,

01:17:15.800 I'm pregnant.

01:17:17.240 And then just some random guy

01:17:18.960 ends up wrestling the guy down

01:17:20.820 and saving her.

01:17:21.600 Starts practicing his jiu-jitsu

01:17:22.940 for fun,

01:17:23.660 pulls over,

01:17:24.420 gets a guy in an arm bar,

01:17:25.940 and then he has to handle

01:17:26.680 the handcuffs too.

01:17:27.920 And then the pregnant lady,

01:17:28.920 just because it probably felt good

01:17:30.020 to say,

01:17:30.400 oh, we have ladies on the force now.

01:17:32.200 And we talked about this

01:17:32.880 in Bonusland.

01:17:33.800 If you're a cop,

01:17:34.980 you want your partner

01:17:36.080 to be some juiced up,

01:17:38.000 tatted up guy

01:17:39.140 who does jiu-jitsu.

01:17:40.400 Yeah, a shredded guy,

01:17:41.620 cauliflower ear,

01:17:42.620 the most intimidating,

01:17:43.600 big, heavy.

01:17:44.620 You don't want him to be running

01:17:45.680 and chasing people down.

01:17:46.700 You want him to be standing

01:17:47.640 and holding his ground, right?

01:17:49.080 Exactly.

01:17:49.920 And if you're a cop

01:17:50.860 and that's your partner,

01:17:51.840 you're more confident

01:17:53.320 in your ability to stay alive.

01:17:55.360 Your wife's probably happy

01:17:56.480 that you're paired

01:17:57.340 with Giant Mike.

01:17:58.420 If I'm a criminal,

01:17:59.440 I'm not going to test

01:18:00.560 Giant Mike, am I?

01:18:01.980 That's the key difference

01:18:03.260 and that's what we cracked

01:18:04.140 in Bonusland.

01:18:05.220 If you're a cop

01:18:05.960 and you're tatted up,

01:18:06.940 juiced up,

01:18:07.420 and you know jiu-jitsu,

01:18:08.700 everyone who's a criminal

01:18:09.840 coming into contact

01:18:11.160 with you knows that

01:18:12.360 and they're probably

01:18:13.320 less likely to try you,

01:18:14.920 resist arrest,

01:18:15.920 run away,

01:18:16.900 try to squeeze,

01:18:17.900 wrestle out.

01:18:18.780 If you're a woman cop,

01:18:20.980 you're the least capable

01:18:22.360 compared to the jacked guy.

01:18:24.340 You're less capable

01:18:25.400 and you're more likely

01:18:27.160 to get tried

01:18:27.860 because if you're like

01:18:28.520 a street rat criminal

01:18:29.460 and there's a woman

01:18:30.100 trying to arrest you,

01:18:30.880 you can say,

01:18:31.200 I'm just going to run away

01:18:32.180 or I can get away from her

01:18:33.360 or I can wrestle out of her

01:18:34.860 or I can run through her.

01:18:36.500 This arrest doesn't

01:18:37.140 really count.

01:18:37.900 Yeah.

01:18:38.300 So there's like a thing

01:18:39.220 where a woman

01:18:41.040 who's less capable

01:18:42.160 gets tried more

01:18:44.040 and then the guy

01:18:45.040 who's jacked

01:18:45.860 and on steroids

01:18:46.500 and does jiu-jitsu

01:18:47.380 gets tried less.

01:18:48.780 Wow.

01:18:48.980 He just turned around

01:18:50.280 and put his arms

01:18:50.840 behind his back

01:18:51.480 and then the woman's like,

01:18:52.260 I need assistance.

01:18:53.120 How am I doing this?

01:18:53.900 I'm pregnant.

01:18:54.820 So there's a lesson there, guys.

01:18:56.820 Yeah.

01:18:57.160 The least qualified

01:18:58.120 end up getting tested more

01:18:59.540 which is a bad cycle

01:19:00.800 to be in

01:19:01.360 and that's why

01:19:02.100 you want to be with Big Mike.

01:19:03.880 And there's no world

01:19:04.680 where you can say,

01:19:05.320 all right,

01:19:05.620 well,

01:19:05.760 we're going to have

01:19:06.200 a lady cop

01:19:06.920 and we're going to train her

01:19:07.900 and then she'll be equivalent

01:19:08.880 to the Big Mike guy.

01:19:10.220 Yeah.

01:19:10.640 There's no,

01:19:11.120 you can't.

01:19:11.720 They'll never be intimidated

01:19:12.520 and then even if she is

01:19:14.020 kind of a hard ass

01:19:14.880 like former Marine

01:19:15.860 or did something

01:19:16.640 and then knows jiu-jitsu,

01:19:18.040 they still test her anyway.

01:19:19.580 Yeah.

01:19:19.980 And she might win

01:19:20.840 against a crackhead

01:19:22.400 or somebody who's weak

01:19:23.340 but she won't win

01:19:24.440 against an average

01:19:25.220 strong man.

01:19:26.520 Exactly.

01:19:27.240 Well,

01:19:27.420 don't get too down

01:19:28.000 or too depressed.

01:19:28.640 Moving on to uplifting gold

01:19:29.740 and we have some

01:19:30.240 truly uplifting stuff.

01:19:31.680 Our first is a scene

01:19:33.220 from Saw the Musical.

01:19:39.520 That's a lot of fun.

01:19:41.420 That's pretty cool.

01:19:42.420 Yeah,

01:19:42.620 I like that actually.

01:19:43.600 I like that a lot.

01:19:44.660 What's the point

01:19:45.140 of musicals?

01:19:47.160 Just the songs

01:19:48.240 and like,

01:19:48.800 because everybody knows

01:19:49.760 the story

01:19:50.240 when they already

01:19:50.700 go to it,

01:19:51.160 right?

01:19:51.440 Yeah,

01:19:51.740 yeah,

01:19:51.920 yeah.

01:19:52.240 All right.

01:19:52.880 It's just fun

01:19:53.660 and then there's

01:19:54.800 like an irony aspect

01:19:56.140 to it

01:19:56.580 which I really like

01:19:57.560 where like musicals

01:19:59.300 are kind of like

01:20:00.240 high society

01:20:01.600 and proper

01:20:02.300 and then you do

01:20:03.360 Saw the Musical

01:20:04.220 and it's like

01:20:04.960 fuck your gay theater shit.

01:20:07.000 Yeah,

01:20:07.360 true.

01:20:07.900 All right,

01:20:08.560 next we have a guy

01:20:09.480 doing a high jump.

01:20:10.940 I wonder if he's

01:20:11.800 going to nail it or not.

01:20:16.980 Oh no.

01:20:18.440 Why did he take that angle?

01:20:19.900 I don't know.

01:20:20.700 I don't think he ever

01:20:21.460 had it in him.

01:20:22.280 Yeah.

01:20:22.840 All right.

01:20:23.460 All right.

01:20:24.140 Our next clip,

01:20:25.680 we're getting into

01:20:27.180 a little bit of a music section.

01:20:28.480 As you guys know,

01:20:29.160 I have people

01:20:29.600 with entertaining talents

01:20:30.560 who I'm constantly following.

01:20:31.740 I'm also trying to build

01:20:32.640 my stable of people

01:20:34.020 in the Best Singers Club

01:20:35.320 and I haven't really

01:20:36.380 been able to sign

01:20:37.080 that many people.

01:20:38.720 This guy-

01:20:39.320 You've successfully

01:20:39.520 signed Zero, right?

01:20:41.100 Well, I've done collabs.

01:20:42.320 You've gotten people

01:20:42.960 that say one thing

01:20:44.220 or do one thing.

01:20:45.400 I've done collabs

01:20:46.440 and I've also

01:20:47.640 influenced

01:20:50.280 and what's the word?

01:20:52.640 Mentored.

01:20:53.380 Mentored.

01:20:54.000 Yeah.

01:20:54.280 Some up and coming stars.

01:20:56.100 Here's a couple

01:20:56.820 that I think

01:20:57.360 are doing very well.

01:20:58.220 They stop me

01:20:59.520 and be careful

01:21:00.420 if I could do

01:21:01.120 don't go around

01:21:02.760 breaking on girls' hearts

01:21:04.640 and mothers taught me

01:21:08.300 be careful oil

01:21:09.860 be careful

01:21:11.460 if I could do

01:21:12.220 I could love

01:21:13.300 became stirred

01:21:14.120 and build

01:21:16.140 not my love

01:21:18.220 she's a singer

01:21:20.460 who came back

01:21:21.680 I am the one

01:21:23.640 but the care

01:21:26.180 is in

01:21:26.740 not my son

01:21:28.000 but she said

01:21:30.940 I am the one

01:21:32.600 but the care

01:21:35.160 is in

01:21:35.700 not my son

01:21:36.940 filled with genes

01:21:39.680 not my love

01:21:41.180 ow!

01:21:42.340 That was good.

01:21:43.920 No, it wasn't.

01:21:44.520 You don't like that?

01:21:45.480 Not at all.

01:21:46.380 I really like that.

01:21:47.800 That's special.

01:21:48.800 That's good for you.

01:21:49.600 Alright, next

01:21:50.700 in the same vein

01:21:51.700 Are you surprised?

01:21:52.880 Not at all.

01:21:53.760 I don't enjoy it.

01:21:54.420 Another pet.

01:21:55.060 Another miss.

01:21:55.860 I like it.

01:21:56.540 It's just

01:21:57.260 your thing.

01:21:59.200 It's your thing.

01:21:59.840 It's my thing.

01:22:00.420 Yeah, it's not mine.

01:22:01.760 You can't force me

01:22:02.660 to like it.

01:22:03.960 I like the puns

01:22:05.280 Mohamed Jackson

01:22:06.120 you know

01:22:06.640 I think that's funny.

01:22:08.340 I can't

01:22:09.200 a minute in

01:22:11.120 I'm spiking like this

01:22:14.000 I'm going down

01:22:14.780 like a pregnant woman cop

01:22:15.920 after a minute.

01:22:17.380 So that's me.

01:22:18.380 Alright, in Japan

01:22:19.260 they have honky tonks

01:22:20.520 Texas honky tonks

01:22:22.640 That's cool.

01:22:42.840 That's in Japan.

01:22:43.860 I like that.

01:22:44.460 And then you know

01:22:45.140 it's Japan

01:22:45.900 because they just have

01:22:46.740 like Texas A&M parking only

01:22:48.380 and then Texas parking

01:22:49.440 longhorn fans only

01:22:51.000 and they're like rivals.

01:22:52.220 Yeah.

01:22:52.640 They don't care.

01:22:53.440 They just go close enough.

01:22:54.580 That's where I would

01:22:55.180 hang out in Japan

01:22:55.860 and I would just tell stories.

01:22:57.680 Yeah.

01:22:58.560 All night.

01:22:59.400 Good stories.

01:23:00.800 Make them up.

01:23:01.640 Yeah.

01:23:01.800 I was busting broncos

01:23:03.500 down in El Paso.

01:23:05.260 Donald Trump shot him.

01:23:06.720 Yeah.

01:23:06.860 All right.

01:23:08.700 Next we have a kid

01:23:09.520 who's a singer as well.

01:23:12.120 It's just for those days

01:23:13.560 where you don't want to wake up

01:23:15.080 Everything's fucked

01:23:16.280 Everybody sucks

01:23:17.280 You don't really know why

01:23:18.960 But you want to justify

01:23:20.120 We're so much at all

01:23:21.820 No human contact

01:23:23.120 And if you're into it

01:23:24.620 Your life is on contract

01:23:26.120 Your best plan is to stay away

01:23:27.960 Motherfucker

01:23:28.720 It's just for those days

01:23:30.540 It's all about

01:23:31.500 He said

01:23:32.180 She said bullshit

01:23:33.300 That's good

01:23:35.920 Imagine the dad hearing that

01:23:37.460 Like, oh God

01:23:38.400 How's your music going?

01:23:39.620 Tommy's downstairs again

01:23:41.000 Yeah, pretty good

01:23:42.380 That was good

01:23:43.500 It was okay

01:23:46.320 You know, I hope that's his first try

01:23:49.560 No, he's got a whole profile like that

01:23:52.080 Okay

01:23:52.460 All right

01:23:53.500 Next is someone who's very good at music

01:23:55.600 because she was trained before she was born

01:23:58.120 I just hear the chords

01:23:59.740 and then it goes in my mind

01:24:01.480 and let me play it

01:24:02.380 I just hear the chords

01:24:08.140 I don't think it gets that

01:24:08.680 delicious

01:24:09.000 I think it's gotta make it

01:24:11.680 C

01:24:12.560 C

01:24:13.380 C

01:24:14.000 E

01:24:15.180 R

01:24:16.020 G

01:24:17.460 E

01:24:18.420 B

01:24:19.420 C

01:24:19.960 Is that C?

01:24:23.560 No

01:24:24.480 does B correct

01:24:26.020 the

01:24:29.500 A

01:24:30.880 C sharp and D. Eight notes. Here we go. Ready?

01:24:41.040 Wow! Good job!

01:25:00.880 We get it. Yeah. She's good and she's got an ear for music.

01:25:07.640 It was programmed from a very young age. It was destiny. It was dad's destiny.

01:25:12.380 Yeah. And then you started in the womb. You know? You can get something out of it.

01:25:18.160 Yeah, a little bit. I think a little bit. I think a lot of it. A tiny little bit.

01:25:21.740 I think it programmed in the DNA and then if you're in the womb and mom's smoking black and wilds and...

01:25:27.640 Black and wilds? What are they called? Black and milds.

01:25:30.460 Black and milds, getting wild and going on Facebook Live and I could drink a little bit.

01:25:36.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No doubt. We're talking about alcohol versus playing music at a belly though.

01:25:40.980 So... I'm just saying there's a lot of different ways to raise a baby.

01:25:44.300 Okay. All right. And speaking of, we're going to end with this clip. Another example of that.

01:25:50.960 This kid's got a cart. He's getting a... What is that?

01:25:55.920 Squash. Yeah, probably.

01:26:00.460 He's got a cart for all his friends.

01:26:06.020 And he likes the baby. The baby's important.

01:26:09.640 Now it's time to drive off.

01:26:12.340 He's loaded up.

01:26:13.280 That thing can tow.

01:26:21.460 Very cool.

01:26:22.780 Love to see it.

01:26:23.780 That's an ideal life.

01:26:24.680 Well, that's the end of the show.

01:26:26.340 Okay.

01:26:27.160 Another plug is Talks in the Books.

01:26:28.540 Thank you guys for watching.

01:26:29.580 Like, share, subscribe. All the good stuff.

01:26:30.780 We have a couple shout outs.

01:26:31.800 Nothing crazy.

01:26:32.720 Oh!

01:26:32.880 Happy birthday to Brandon, who turns 26 on April 16th.

01:26:37.540 Him and Maya, his girlfriend, are big show watchers, and he's a bonus lad.

01:26:41.600 Happy birthday.

01:26:42.740 That's very nice, and we're glad you guys like the show.

01:26:45.340 And happy belated to Joe from Lucy and Olivia.

01:26:49.020 I missed this email a few weeks back, so I'm sorry for that.

01:26:53.840 You have a wonderful family.

01:26:55.380 Happy belated birthday, Joe, from Lucy and Olivia.

01:26:58.060 Are you happy now?

01:26:59.160 You've been featured on the show.

01:27:00.380 It's your birthday.

01:27:01.520 Sorry it was so late.

01:27:02.720 Joe?

01:27:03.380 Joe.

01:27:03.940 Happy birthday, Joe.

01:27:04.880 Happy birthday, Joe.

01:27:05.880 All right.

01:27:06.500 Thank you guys for watching.

01:27:08.340 We'll see you on Friday.

01:27:11.460 I think you better quit feeling that jam, punk, so come and get it.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 15, 2025

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