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00:00:16.080 Welcome back to Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 178 today on the show.

00:00:21.920 Joe Biden fell asleep while awake again, this time at the G7 Summit.

00:00:26.480 We are going to cover all of his gaffes from the week.

00:00:28.880 Then, according to Harvard, aliens are living among us and may have a secret base on the moon.

00:00:36.300 We already knew that.

00:00:38.080 Then in Cringe of the Week, we have a body modification in the workplace section.

00:00:42.380 You're not going to want to miss. 0.75

00:00:43.920 And last but not least, this new e-girl said the N-word and the blacks are not happy. 0.87

00:00:50.240 We're going to tell them what they should be focused on instead.

00:00:52.860 All this and more is Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 178.

00:00:56.800 Ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:01:03.160 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:06.660 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:08.900 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:14.240 Very cool.

00:01:14.860 Very cool.

00:01:15.660 Very cool.

00:01:16.800 It's Flucka Socks, a podcast featuring Richard Rapp.

00:01:19.860 Richard Rapp.

00:01:23.220 All right.

00:01:26.320 One for one on the intro.

00:01:28.060 As always, guys, instead of an ad read today, we are going to honor a person on the show who is very important to us.

00:01:36.100 Couldn't do it without him.

00:01:37.240 It's Richard Rapp, boy.

00:01:38.640 His birthday is on Saturday.

00:01:40.500 I want to take this opportunity to thank Richard Rapp, boy, for all the hard work he puts in on the show.

00:01:46.560 Obviously, couldn't do it without you.

00:01:48.180 Wow.

00:01:48.600 Thank you.

00:01:49.100 Very funny guy.

00:01:50.240 It is his birthday.

00:01:51.800 Richard Rapp, boy, likes to play golf.

00:01:53.680 Why don't you buy Richard Rapp, boy, a sleeve of golf balls by sending him $9 to his Venmo?

00:01:59.940 Wow.

00:02:00.600 You don't have to do that.

00:02:01.540 You don't have to do it.

00:02:02.600 Thank you very much.

00:02:03.540 Thank you.

00:02:03.860 You don't have to do it, but it's linked in the description.

00:02:06.300 Richard Rapp, boy, is Venmo.

00:02:08.180 Send him $9 so he can buy some golf balls so this weekend when he hits him into the woods, he'll have backup.

00:02:14.020 Thank you.

00:02:14.880 Yeah, you really don't have to do that, though, but thank you.

00:02:17.040 I appreciate that.

00:02:17.120 It is linked in the description.

00:02:18.280 You don't have to do it.

00:02:19.740 It is linked in the description.

00:02:21.240 All right.

00:02:21.500 Let's get into house.

00:02:22.380 All right.

00:02:23.000 Thank you to Richard Rapp, boy, for having a birthday this week.

00:02:25.340 Thank you.

00:02:26.200 Thank you.

00:02:27.820 All right.

00:02:28.420 We have a great show today.

00:02:29.920 It's a Friday show, right?

00:02:31.180 Yeah.

00:02:31.580 It's a Friday show.

00:02:32.520 I notice you're losing track of days, and you only know if it's a shoot day or a release

00:02:36.040 day or if it's the one day off we have a week.

00:02:39.400 It's a really vicious cycle.

00:02:41.620 Yeah.

00:02:41.920 That's okay.

00:02:42.400 You kind of hold your breath, and you go through a bunch of weeks at a time.

00:02:45.080 Then you look up, and it's been like eight months.

00:02:47.020 Yeah.

00:02:47.340 It's crazy.

00:02:48.440 178 episodes.

00:02:49.360 I mean, we're really actually chunking it out.

00:02:51.160 Yeah.

00:02:51.540 And it's making us lose our mind.

00:02:53.800 You see Candace Owens' new show?

00:02:55.340 Yeah.

00:02:55.840 She kind of is doing the same show as us.

00:02:58.080 Yeah.

00:02:58.600 That's the future, baby.

00:02:59.420 Welcome, Candace. 0.99

00:03:00.480 We're 178 deep, and you're welcome to hell. 1.00

00:03:05.400 Welcome. 0.95

00:03:06.620 It ain't much better in here, kid.

00:03:09.260 She's got the laptop.

00:03:10.620 She's got the laptop.

00:03:11.500 She talks at the camera.

00:03:12.540 So good luck.

00:03:13.260 Enjoy, Candace.

00:03:14.100 Enjoy.

00:03:14.240 I watched the first episode, so.

00:03:15.700 Yeah.

00:03:16.420 Welcome.

00:03:17.180 This is the future of the news.

00:03:18.660 I know.

00:03:18.940 It kind of is.

00:03:19.520 This weird podcast, but you're also a news anchor talking at people.

00:03:23.240 It's kind of a good hybrid.

00:03:24.420 It's a good place to get your news if you're an everyday consumer who doesn't trust the mainstream

00:03:28.960 anymore.

00:03:29.600 Absolutely.

00:03:30.360 There's where we come in.

00:03:31.620 All right.

00:03:31.960 First things first.

00:03:32.780 Let's get into the most important story of the day.

00:03:34.560 The thing that everyone's talking about across the world.

00:03:37.220 Joey Chestnut is banned from Nathan's.

00:03:39.920 Yeah.

00:03:40.120 And you read this article.

00:03:41.300 Do you understand what's happening here?

00:03:43.000 So he has a deal with Impossible Foods, a vegan company, you know, Impossible Burgers, 0.99

00:03:48.800 Impossible Dogs, absolute shit food. 0.97

00:03:51.740 And it's a $1.2 million deal over like four years or something. 0.99

00:03:55.460 And he was paid $200K for his appearance in last year's contest.

00:03:59.200 That was by Nathan's.

00:04:00.680 So what's your basic thought here?

00:04:02.180 Well, Nathan's did the right thing.

00:04:05.460 Joey Chestnut did the wrong thing.

00:04:07.260 He's out of line.

00:04:08.040 He was a professional eater.

00:04:09.840 Nathan's hot dog eating contest is how he got popular.

00:04:12.200 And then you take the $1.2 million lab grown meat deal.

00:04:16.960 Not good.

00:04:17.280 Plant-based meat.

00:04:18.180 And it's with Impossible Foods.

00:04:19.780 They have, they make their meat, their fake meat with plant-based stuff in a lab.

00:04:24.980 Yeah.

00:04:25.640 And they call their fake meat heme.

00:04:28.700 Heme? 0.80

00:04:29.260 H-E-M-E, I believe.

00:04:31.140 All right.

00:04:31.480 And then the Impossible Hot Dogs, which I'm sure he's promoting.

00:04:34.220 The third ingredient is sunflower oil. 1.00

00:04:36.980 You commie fuck. 1.00

00:04:38.220 Disgusting. 1.00

00:04:39.040 Yeah. 0.98

00:04:39.200 You took the money, you took the deal, you took the million dollar deal, and in return,

00:04:44.280 you're subverting your audience and feeding them poison, sunflower oil.

00:04:48.740 Makes you wonder what Joey Chestnut's real last name is.

00:04:52.320 I was going to say, to be fair to Joey Chestnut.

00:04:55.500 I mean, obviously, Nathan's is doing the right thing.

00:04:57.320 There's still time to settle this before the 4th of July, so hopefully Joey does the right thing.

00:05:06.740 But in his defense, the only thing is, how many different hot dog opportunities do you have?

00:05:11.700 How many different, like, oh, I'm looking to sponsor somebody.

00:05:14.880 Like, oh, it's Nintendo.

00:05:16.120 I'm looking to sponsor somebody.

00:05:17.020 How about the guy who eats hot dogs?

00:05:18.560 So I get it to an extent, but Joey needs to do the right thing.

00:05:21.660 Nathan's built you up.

00:05:23.120 Yeah.

00:05:23.280 They give you the best press.

00:05:25.100 You run up the score every year.

00:05:27.120 And you do a hot dog eating contest and get paid $200,000.

00:05:30.000 That's your job.

00:05:30.900 Once a year, you eat 50 hot dogs or whatever.

00:05:33.440 I know.

00:05:33.840 And I'm sure Joey Chestnut's the type of guy who could easily do, I'm sure he has, like, a YouTube channel, social media stuff, appearances, you know.

00:05:41.380 And him and Kobayashi are doing a Netflix eat showdown thing.

00:05:46.600 Good, good.

00:05:47.260 So he's still going to get his.

00:05:48.700 He's still going to get paid.

00:05:49.580 But it's interesting.

00:05:50.800 You take the money from the fake meat company who's feeding everyone seed oils.

00:05:55.040 That's like, you know how you lose a hero and they sell out?

00:05:58.520 It's called selling out.

00:05:59.600 Yeah.

00:05:59.900 And you know what?

00:06:00.620 I'm sure Joey Chestnut's just like, oh, we'll generate a bunch of headlines and that'll drum up support.

00:06:04.920 But then, like, people like us are just like, the third ingredient is sunflower oil. 1.00

00:06:08.780 This is human shit that you're eating. 1.00

00:06:10.620 Like, it's disgusting. 1.00

00:06:11.720 So.

00:06:11.880 Yeah.

00:06:12.140 The way things are going, the future is brighter when people are consuming more real meat and it's more bleak when people are eating meat replacements.

00:06:20.300 Just in general.

00:06:21.100 And to be fair, hot dogs in general are not the most real meat.

00:06:24.820 It's some pig slop, right? 0.67

00:06:26.600 You are already doing something not great. 0.97

00:06:28.840 Yeah.

00:06:28.920 Eating 70 hot dogs.

00:06:29.680 So I guess that's consistent for Joey then.

00:06:32.160 All right.

00:06:32.440 Let's move on.

00:06:33.280 We have an update from last episode.

00:06:35.320 Remember the woman who stabbed the child at the grocery store? 0.79

00:06:38.480 And she was laughing in court. 1.00

00:06:40.040 Real fucked up type. 1.00

00:06:41.420 Laughing in court. 1.00

00:06:42.300 Exactly.

00:06:42.840 We found out that she was arrested the week before and let go.

00:06:46.980 Look at this clip.

00:06:48.280 You got anything on you at all?

00:06:49.480 Ellis had a warrant for her arrest tied to a previous theft conviction.

00:06:54.140 Police arrested her and then let her go.

00:06:56.760 Four days later, Ellis is seen going to the Volunteers of America thrift store where police say she stole two knives, then briefly stopped in bins and things before walking into Giant Eagle.

00:07:08.460 All right.

00:07:08.860 So that's the leading up to what happened.

00:07:11.020 Yeah.

00:07:11.240 Police stopped her and a judge had previously released her as well.

00:07:14.340 So overall, just a failure of the system that led to the death of a three-year-old child.

00:07:19.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:20.780 She got released and then went immediately to stab a baby. 1.00

00:07:23.900 But don't worry.

00:07:25.040 According to the FBI, crime is down.

00:07:28.140 Yeah.

00:07:28.520 Lately, according to the fake stats.

00:07:30.520 Let's start with the Joe Biden tweet.

00:07:31.900 This week, the FBI released preliminary data collected from over 11,000 law enforcement agencies showing violent crime is dropping at record levels in America.

00:07:40.300 This all comes as 2023 saw one of the lowest rates for all violent crime in 50 years.

00:07:44.960 This progress is no accident.

00:07:46.800 Yeah.

00:07:47.260 And whenever I read for Joe Biden, I'm like doing him a favor because you know he couldn't say that.

00:07:51.980 Yeah.

00:07:52.300 He doesn't even type it.

00:07:53.520 He's just reading his like intern voice.

00:07:55.560 Skip every third word.

00:07:56.860 This way, FBI preliminary data.

00:07:58.980 And then you trail off, right?

00:08:00.040 It's not who we are.

00:08:01.020 Yeah.

00:08:01.800 And then you shout.

00:08:03.280 I know.

00:08:04.060 And then this next tweet kind of sums it up as well with like the fake agenda.

00:08:09.400 The FBI just announced the crime has plummeted for the first quarter of 2024.

00:08:12.860 According to the report, murder decreased by 26 percent, rape down by 25 percent, robbery down 17 percent, aggravated assault decreased by 12 and a half, property crime decreased by 15 percent.

00:08:25.000 So you might be looking at this thinking, wow, everything is down.

00:08:28.140 Joe Biden's up to something.

00:08:29.320 But the reality is almost 40 percent of police precincts did not report.

00:08:35.960 Yeah.

00:08:36.160 Which is like half.

00:08:37.140 Yeah.

00:08:37.360 And then murder rate mystery.

00:08:38.920 New FBI crime stats don't include NYC and L.A.

00:08:42.120 So like the data they're getting is just incomplete.

00:08:45.040 And yeah, 26 percent in murders.

00:08:47.080 That would be like a banner year.

00:08:49.160 That's crazy.

00:08:50.400 Statistically so significant.

00:08:52.060 And it's like, oh, OK, they're just not reporting.

00:08:54.860 Exactly.

00:08:55.360 And then NYC and L.A.

00:08:57.740 That's huge.

00:08:58.300 That's the big two.

00:08:59.360 And here we have a map behind us all in like the yellowish brown color.

00:09:02.860 Those are all precincts that didn't report.

00:09:05.300 Didn't participate.

00:09:06.100 You have New York.

00:09:06.960 You have L.A.

00:09:07.680 It looks like parts of Chicago, tons of Florida, D.C.

00:09:12.040 I'm surprised at the Florida.

00:09:13.840 Yeah.

00:09:14.140 Why is that?

00:09:15.200 But and then again, the FBI, they're going to take this.

00:09:18.840 This guy, Kyle Griffin, this tweet that you read that had all the decreases.

00:09:22.600 Every single person was like in the replies because it didn't report X, Y, Z.

00:09:26.740 Here's the here's the reason the data went down.

00:09:28.800 And he just goes, no reply.

00:09:30.920 Just nope.

00:09:31.500 I'm leaving it up.

00:09:32.600 Crimes down.

00:09:33.300 And a leftist will see this.

00:09:34.620 And then like hopefully they don't open the replies.

00:09:37.100 Right.

00:09:37.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:38.060 It's enough for the brain dead supporters who are so disconnected from reality as it is.

00:09:42.940 To cite it.

00:09:43.640 And be like, yeah, exactly.

00:09:45.080 They just see it and go, well, I saw what I saw.

00:09:47.180 The president wouldn't lie about that.

00:09:48.900 But yeah, almost 40 percent didn't report.

00:09:51.260 Yeah.

00:09:51.420 New York, L.A.

00:09:52.480 It's like, yeah, that's like the stock market without Apple, Google, Microsoft, NVIDIA.

00:09:57.640 It's doing OK.

00:09:58.900 I don't know.

00:10:00.380 And then I guess in 2030, it'll be like, all right, the FBI crime stats.

00:10:05.340 2030.

00:10:06.440 We got reports from Vermont, New Hampshire and Minnesota minus the Somalis.

00:10:11.220 There's barely any crime.

00:10:12.480 Everything's going great.

00:10:14.020 So that's the future.

00:10:15.400 Can't leave your house, but everything's great.

00:10:17.440 All right.

00:10:18.780 Joe Biden, he had a busy week.

00:10:21.040 Barely keep me together.

00:10:22.080 Obviously, in the last episode we showed he went to the bathroom in his pants.

00:10:25.680 Was that the last episode?

00:10:26.980 Maybe two episodes ago.

00:10:28.120 Everything's blurring together.

00:10:29.180 Candace, get ready. 0.66

00:10:30.560 You're done.

00:10:31.740 Next time you look up, it's going to be 2026.

00:10:33.860 Yeah, so we barely keep them together.

00:10:36.700 He pooped his pants last week.

00:10:38.140 And then this time, this week, he's at the G7.

00:10:41.180 And here they had like a parachuter come in.

00:10:44.200 Yeah.

00:10:44.480 And then he starts wandering off like he's lost in the yard.

00:10:47.580 Here we go.

00:10:48.040 Everyone's clapping and looking.

00:10:50.460 They know where to look.

00:10:51.760 Is that Elliot Page?

00:10:53.160 There's Trudeau.

00:10:53.860 That looks like Elliot Page, but the Taiwanese version.

00:10:57.440 And then he just starts wandering.

00:10:58.880 I know.

00:10:59.480 And then the Italian, what's her name, comes over and kind of wrangles him. 1.00

00:11:04.040 Yeah.

00:11:04.320 Like, hey, buddy.

00:11:05.140 We got something to do.

00:11:06.100 You got to pretend to be normal over here. 1.00

00:11:07.700 And then Trudeau is just thinking about how he's going to fuck the guy in the parachute. 1.00

00:11:10.780 It's so true. 1.00

00:11:11.660 So, yeah.

00:11:12.900 Yeah.

00:11:13.420 And then all these people, all the world leaders who are there, they all have like horrible approval ratings.

00:11:19.700 Yeah.

00:11:19.960 I saw a meme of it.

00:11:21.340 And it's like every single person has a horrible approval rating.

00:11:23.780 So, people worldwide are starting to catch on to the globalist agenda and realize that like mass immigration from third world countries isn't good. 0.96

00:11:31.980 Higher taxes isn't good.

00:11:33.180 Less freedom.

00:11:33.880 Less nationalism isn't good.

00:11:35.160 So, all these people are just pretending everything is normal back home.

00:11:38.620 Yeah.

00:11:38.860 It's kind of fun.

00:11:39.380 And you could argue a lot of these world leaders have done – like they should have global approval ratings that are really high just because of the amount of third worlders who have been imported and be like, I love Joe Biden. 1.00

00:11:50.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:50.740 Like their international approval rating is great, but their home country fucking hates him. 0.99

00:11:54.720 Venezuelans love Joe Biden. 0.99

00:11:55.920 I know.

00:11:56.400 It's easy.

00:11:57.180 Even the Venezuelan government because all the bad people come here and stay there.

00:12:00.480 The crime is down.

00:12:01.940 Yeah.

00:12:02.220 That's a legitimate one.

00:12:03.360 Venezuelan crime is down.

00:12:04.760 Our FBI just doesn't report. 0.85

00:12:06.700 Venezuelan just gets their criminals imported here. 0.99

00:12:09.020 Exactly. 0.97

00:12:09.580 The crimes are still happening.

00:12:10.800 All right.

00:12:11.040 Let's go to Joe Biden's next sentence.

00:12:12.820 I don't know what he tried to say here.

00:12:14.400 Let's try to decipher it.

00:12:15.020 She knows so long as she was denied.

00:12:18.980 Our freedom can never be secured.

00:12:21.920 No guesses.

00:12:23.520 Based on vibes.

00:12:25.280 She knows lost.

00:12:27.060 So, yeah.

00:12:27.820 I'll never be secured.

00:12:29.340 Not exactly strong.

00:12:30.500 Why didn't you say that and go, hmm, I don't think I said that correctly.

00:12:33.240 I'm going to take it again.

00:12:34.620 No, he doesn't.

00:12:35.560 He just moves on.

00:12:36.340 That's part of it.

00:12:37.040 He carries on and he doesn't care, doesn't acknowledge, and then nobody calls him.

00:12:41.260 He could be lying in that.

00:12:42.920 Yeah.

00:12:43.260 He could be making something up.

00:12:44.600 He could be lying and then he gets away with it because he didn't pronounce it right.

00:12:48.380 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:12:49.280 So, it might be a net positive for Joe to stumble over.

00:12:51.440 I think he looks at it just like, all right, I'll give this speech and then I can go home.

00:12:55.060 I agree.

00:12:55.780 And then he's just like, I'm not going back.

00:12:57.240 I'm just going to one time this, ballpark it, and then go home.

00:13:00.440 And then he gave a speech at some gun event after Hunter got convicted or whatever and claimed he was a professor.

00:13:08.500 Claimed he was a professor.

00:13:09.480 It's not true.

00:13:10.000 You're so damn important.

00:13:12.320 We need you.

00:13:13.280 We need you to overcome the unrelenting opposition of the gun lobby, gun manufacturers, so many politicians when they oppose common sense gun legislation.

00:13:22.340 I used to be a law – when I was no longer the vice president, I became a professor at the University of Pennsylvania.

00:13:29.700 Before that, I taught a constitutional law class.

00:13:32.440 And so I'll talk to –

00:13:33.240 Yeah, so that's just not true.

00:13:34.360 Yeah, not true.

00:13:35.220 They probably gave him an honorary degree or something like that.

00:13:38.160 He got confused.

00:13:39.900 He probably gave like the speech at graduation or something.

00:13:41.940 I know.

00:13:42.560 And then he went off script and all of a sudden he's a law professor.

00:13:45.420 He looks back and he's like, I was wearing the outfit.

00:13:47.900 I was speaking to the whole graduating class.

00:13:49.660 I'm pretty sure I was a professor.

00:13:52.220 All right.

00:13:52.900 And then last thing to keep in mind from Hunter's conviction.

00:13:56.340 Can you read the Scott Adams tweet?

00:13:57.540 Yeah, Scott Adams said, I hope Hunter's conviction is overturned by the Supreme Court.

00:14:01.060 Otherwise, 30 million citizens just found out they are felons.

00:14:05.320 The Republicans will be hunted.

00:14:07.160 That's a good point.

00:14:08.120 Yeah.

00:14:08.820 It's like it's – we think it's a W because Hunter Biden is guilty of something.

00:14:13.720 But what he's guilty of –

00:14:14.740 Lying on a federal forum or something.

00:14:16.640 Now they're going to call, oh, that's a lie or I'm going to look into you or I have the right to look into regular gun owners.

00:14:23.160 And they can say, look how fair we are.

00:14:24.960 It was the president's son.

00:14:26.720 Now we're going to look into your dealings.

00:14:29.060 We're going to look into your dealings.

00:14:30.180 It's kind of sketchy.

00:14:31.420 Yeah.

00:14:31.620 We don't want to be cheering on two-way crimes.

00:14:34.980 Yeah. 0.97

00:14:35.180 And then they got Hunter Biden on the two-way crimes but not the tax avoidance or the pay-to-play shit or any of the actual important stuff. 0.76

00:14:44.480 Exactly. 0.95

00:14:45.000 And that's what obviously the real crime is, is the millions of dollars they receive from China and Ukraine and all these countries.

00:14:51.400 Can you buy political influence?

00:14:53.080 Can you sell political influence in America?

00:14:55.160 Which is clear – I mean Hunter, he wasn't a pipeline expert.

00:14:57.420 Yeah.

00:14:58.020 He wasn't an engineer or a technical guy.

00:15:00.460 Exactly.

00:15:01.040 So that's what we have to keep an eye out for.

00:15:03.520 That's the real distraction.

00:15:05.120 And I think, like we said last episode, Joe Biden is going to say Hunter is pardoned for the crimes he was charged with and any of those things he might have done.

00:15:15.600 He's just going to throw it in any other thing that he might have been involved in.

00:15:18.980 Yeah.

00:15:19.360 Can't get him for anything.

00:15:20.260 From 1990 to 2024.

00:15:22.400 It's like a wide-ranging –

00:15:24.100 All right.

00:15:24.900 Let's move on.

00:15:25.480 Page two of housekeeping.

00:15:26.800 Let's reset the energy a little bit.

00:15:28.440 Okay.

00:15:28.820 You ready?

00:15:29.540 Why?

00:15:29.740 Let's play that – the croc, the lady blue or crocs out.

00:15:33.220 All right.

00:15:34.580 Here she goes.

00:15:35.520 Big girl.

00:15:35.980 Boom.

00:15:36.420 Blows him out.

00:15:37.280 Looks like her knee almost snapped backwards there. 1.00

00:15:39.880 You think she's all right?

00:15:41.060 I hope so.

00:15:42.080 I don't really care.

00:15:43.760 To be honest.

00:15:44.620 Good to reset the energy.

00:15:45.840 All right.

00:15:46.120 We have some funny things to get to.

00:15:48.160 The climate change protesters at the congressional baseball game.

00:15:51.940 Is that correct?

00:15:52.520 Yeah.

00:15:52.820 The congressional – it's Democrats versus Republicans.

00:15:55.440 There's a baseball game every year, and this was at, I think, where the Nationals play.

00:15:59.500 Yeah.

00:15:59.740 And there's kind of a simulation glitch before we get into the protesters of just watching Republicans pitch to Democrats and then, like, taking real swings.

00:16:07.540 They look like real baseball players.

00:16:08.880 Some of them are good.

00:16:09.920 Yeah.

00:16:10.140 It was kind of weird.

00:16:11.080 I didn't know what I was looking at.

00:16:12.240 My brain, like, the simulation loading that probably had a hard time.

00:16:15.880 It's like, oh, Matt Gaetz is up at bat.

00:16:17.400 I'm like, what?

00:16:18.040 Dan Crenshaw's rounding third. 1.00

00:16:19.660 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:16:21.880 And here's the protesters running on the field. 0.99

00:16:26.880 Now, what I'm going to point out here, I'm really not impressed with the Capitol Police.

00:16:32.640 That lady tries to tackle. 1.00

00:16:34.500 She falls twice.

00:16:35.820 That was a good tackle, to be fair.

00:16:37.660 The ladies wasn't. 1.00

00:16:38.800 I know.

00:16:39.140 I know. 1.00

00:16:39.320 And then here come these other fat cops. 0.99

00:16:41.100 Oh. 0.98

00:16:41.920 This is the Capitol Police.

00:16:44.100 Yeah, that's embarrassing.

00:16:45.700 He's supposed to be protecting the most important people in the world or whatever.

00:16:48.700 Yeah. 0.96

00:16:49.400 And the fat cops are jogging. 0.98

00:16:51.000 And there's a lady cop who got stiff-armed. 1.00

00:16:54.980 Really not impressed with the Capitol Police here.

00:16:57.300 That's good action if you went to the game.

00:16:59.040 But, yeah, I agree.

00:17:00.100 And the simulation glitched.

00:17:01.200 But also, some of these people, the climate protesters, they just kind of ran and were waiting to get tackled.

00:17:06.160 They didn't have a mission either.

00:17:07.440 Yeah.

00:17:07.760 So it's kind of, it's all fake, it looks like.

00:17:10.300 Yeah, it was bad.

00:17:11.060 And the climate, nothing changed.

00:17:13.140 Yeah, that's a good point. 1.00

00:17:13.960 Same shit, day over day. 1.00

00:17:15.260 Still hot. 1.00

00:17:16.140 Yeah.

00:17:16.520 All right, moving on to something a little more serious.

00:17:19.540 Taylor Swift.

00:17:20.740 No.

00:17:21.620 Got caught wiping a booger at a concert.

00:17:25.160 There it is.

00:17:27.040 Here it comes.

00:17:28.000 Snot rocket booger type.

00:17:29.580 Okay. 0.99

00:17:30.220 Disgusting. 0.99

00:17:31.520 She's just like us. 1.00

00:17:33.020 Yeah.

00:17:33.260 I mean, I'm going to talk to Taylor Swift on that.

00:17:35.580 How many reps has she had in concert being the center of attention? 1.00

00:17:39.120 That's a good point.

00:17:39.860 Not one booger. 0.96

00:17:40.720 You're going to have a booger. 1.00

00:17:41.620 So.

00:17:42.100 She's just like us.

00:17:43.340 I bet the underside of her desk is all dried boogers, too. 1.00

00:17:47.500 Disgusting. 0.99

00:17:48.560 But, hey, it happens, right? 0.94

00:17:50.820 You get a lot of reps, man in the arena.

00:17:52.720 I don't see any of you guys with, none of you are boogerless, right?

00:17:56.920 Do you, how do you handle boogers? 0.80

00:17:59.140 I do a little snot rocket from time to time.

00:18:00.880 I do a snot rocket.

00:18:01.060 I was going to say, if she did a snot rocket. 1.00

00:18:02.780 That's very mad.

00:18:03.600 The snot rocket, I'm like the twink in the front row. 0.56

00:18:06.600 He's just like, yeah.

00:18:07.480 He's like, yes, Taylor Swift.

00:18:09.080 Snot rocket at me.

00:18:11.320 That's true.

00:18:11.960 They would like it.

00:18:12.380 They would like it.

00:18:13.060 She shouldn't hide it.

00:18:13.960 All right.

00:18:14.360 Let's move on.

00:18:15.120 Speaking of celebrities, Mark Wahlberg, a show watcher, opened a Mexican restaurant in Southern

00:18:20.800 California and named it after me.

00:18:23.200 Fleca.

00:18:24.260 There it is.

00:18:25.200 And he had a cake there.

00:18:26.680 I think he probably DM'd me like for spelling.

00:18:29.400 I just didn't open the DM.

00:18:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:31.460 Stupid. 1.00

00:18:32.060 I know. 1.00

00:18:32.520 But he got it close.

00:18:33.440 Yeah.

00:18:33.700 You got to reply to Mark, dude.

00:18:35.220 I want to head down to Orange County.

00:18:36.580 And if you guys head to Orange County and take a picture at Fleca, we'll post you on

00:18:40.060 the next show.

00:18:41.400 There you go.

00:18:41.900 Thank you, Marky Mark.

00:18:42.900 Yeah.

00:18:43.180 Thank you, Mark.

00:18:43.740 Very cool, confirmed show watcher.

00:18:45.020 Absolutely.

00:18:45.900 All right.

00:18:46.480 Let's get into a-

00:18:47.340 He's very religious these days.

00:18:48.720 He is.

00:18:49.140 He's Catholic.

00:18:49.580 Highly Catholic.

00:18:50.060 Catholic Mark, yeah.

00:18:51.240 We need more of that.

00:18:52.140 Yeah, we do.

00:18:52.520 And you kind of wonder, like, he's very high up in Hollywood.

00:18:56.020 Did he avoid all the child and blood eating and stuff?

00:19:00.760 Yeah, maybe.

00:19:01.520 I hope so.

00:19:02.260 I hope so, Mark.

00:19:03.320 And we'll ask you when we're at the restaurant next.

00:19:05.440 There's no babies in this food, right, Mark?

00:19:08.260 All right.

00:19:08.660 It's too far.

00:19:10.400 Let's go to the headline story of the day.

00:19:13.440 Aliens living among us, according to Harvard.

00:19:15.840 They're really astroturfing this story.

00:19:17.960 Yeah.

00:19:18.320 Every news site is now hammering, according to Harvard, according to Harvard, Harvard

00:19:22.220 study, aliens are among us.

00:19:23.560 Can you read a couple of them?

00:19:24.460 Yeah.

00:19:24.980 Hidden UFO civilization could be on Earth, Harvard researchers.

00:19:28.040 Aliens may already live on Earth, Harvard researchers say.

00:19:30.620 Secret UFO civilization aliens could be here on Earth already, Harvard scientists.

00:19:34.320 They all put Harvard scientists in the headline.

00:19:36.680 Yeah, they like doing that.

00:19:37.440 Because they need to take that credibility, right?

00:19:39.720 Yeah.

00:19:40.080 And we already knew all this, right?

00:19:42.580 We basically knew this already.

00:19:44.140 I don't know what you know.

00:19:45.740 The main thing that I know is, like, the guy who went on Joe Rogan who wrote that book

00:19:50.260 and said that we were reverse engineering, like, aircraft.

00:19:53.680 And that's what I believe that.

00:19:55.280 I mean, I don't know what else you're into.

00:19:57.320 You think cryptids or I don't know where?

00:19:58.880 Sometimes I think it's us in the future going back in time.

00:20:03.620 Okay.

00:20:04.080 So, see, I didn't know that.

00:20:06.260 Yeah.

00:20:06.500 So, you can tell me more later.

00:20:07.780 But I don't think so, necessarily.

00:20:09.520 If they are here living among us, it could be outside of Antarctica's ice walls.

00:20:15.400 It could be underwater.

00:20:16.860 And there's a lot of pilots with unexplained encounters and seeing things and things that

00:20:21.560 defy gravity or turn on a dime that aren't supposed to that they've never seen.

00:20:25.500 So, that's what I'm up with.

00:20:26.680 We actually have some aliens on video here dancing at some event.

00:20:31.760 And here they are.

00:20:32.720 They're dancing.

00:20:33.380 And obviously, they tried their best to look like a normal one.

00:20:35.800 But that guy mixed up a lady and a guy. 1.00

00:20:37.580 Yeah.

00:20:37.800 He mixed up a lady and a guy.

00:20:38.940 Got his brain scrambled. 0.56

00:20:40.440 And now we know he's an alien. 0.99

00:20:42.500 Kamala's an alien. 0.96

00:20:43.540 Doug Emhoff's her spotter.

00:20:45.760 Yeah.

00:20:46.200 Her lookout guy.

00:20:47.200 I think he's an alien, too.

00:20:48.520 He could be.

00:20:49.120 He has a daughter, though.

00:20:50.420 Kamala has no kids because aliens can't have kids with us. 1.00

00:20:53.860 That makes sense.

00:20:54.420 And then Joe Biden, we don't know what iteration clone that is.

00:20:57.360 It could be an alien.

00:20:58.280 But that's alien tech.

00:20:59.380 He's not an alien, but that's alien tech.

00:21:01.260 Yeah.

00:21:01.680 Right?

00:21:02.060 Exactly.

00:21:02.740 Okay.

00:21:03.060 Every generation of aliens give us an upgrade to our technology.

00:21:06.300 Okay.

00:21:06.640 We all know that.

00:21:07.680 And then there are some theories as to the types of aliens that are here.

00:21:11.940 It's going to be a little bit of a long read, but we're going to start with the theory

00:21:14.880 one.

00:21:15.620 There's four total.

00:21:16.640 Okay.

00:21:16.980 And I haven't read this yet, so I'll let you do the thinking.

00:21:20.380 Human crypto-terrestrials.

00:21:21.840 This theory suggests that an ancient human civilization, highly advanced but mostly destroyed

00:21:26.460 long ago, possibly by a flood, continues to exist in hidden form.

00:21:30.280 These humans live underground, away from modern society, using advanced technology to remain 1.00

00:21:34.580 undetected.

00:21:35.860 Theory two.

00:21:36.860 Hominid or theropod crypto-terrestrials.

00:21:39.440 A non-human civilization of terrestrial animals, like ape-like hominids or intelligent dinosaurs,

00:21:45.640 evolved to live in stealth.

00:21:47.800 These beings could inhabit subterranean environments using sophisticated means to avoid detection

00:21:52.220 by humans on the surface.

00:21:54.160 Theory three.

00:21:55.400 Former extraterrestrial or extratemporal crypto-terrestrials.

00:21:59.580 This theory posits that these beings came from another part of the cosmos or from the human future

00:22:05.760 and have concealed themselves, possibly on the moon.

00:22:09.060 They interact with Earth covertly, explaining some UFO sightings.

00:22:12.740 Or theory four.

00:22:13.600 Magic crypto-terrestrial.

00:22:16.360 Less like aliens and more like Earth-bound angels, these entities interact with the world

00:22:21.100 in ways that are more magical than technological.

00:22:24.400 They resemble mythical beings such as fairies, elves, or nymphs, blending seamlessly into folklore

00:22:30.260 and legend.

00:22:31.440 Source, Harvard.

00:22:32.720 You know?

00:22:33.200 Yeah.

00:22:33.960 Well, we already knew Harvard was toast.

00:22:35.720 Yeah, I know.

00:22:37.140 The girl in the wheelchair, the trans, whatever.

00:22:39.720 Harvard, yeah, exactly.

00:22:40.900 Harvard's like, we have 10 more years of credibility left.

00:22:42.860 Quick.

00:22:43.260 What do we use it on? 0.99

00:22:44.180 Wrecked on aliens and transgenders. 1.00

00:22:45.980 Give them four alien theories and a trans guy. 0.99

00:22:48.520 See what happens.

00:22:49.640 Yeah, but pretty interesting.

00:22:51.060 Some of those make sense.

00:22:52.140 And some of those, I don't like when they say the animals, because then an animal can't

00:22:56.340 control a computer.

00:22:58.040 Yeah, you're right.

00:22:58.800 You're right.

00:22:59.220 Or I'm an ape-type alien, and then I have this high-tech zero energy.

00:23:02.360 You know, I wear glasses, and I go on the computer.

00:23:05.280 Zero energy, boom, I fly across the solar system.

00:23:08.200 Yeah.

00:23:08.540 Doubt.

00:23:09.100 Yeah.

00:23:09.380 So, you know, the main takeaway here is don't get distracted.

00:23:13.620 Don't let whatever the mainstream media is telling you about aliens now, clearly it's part 0.96

00:23:18.100 of an agenda.

00:23:18.700 Canada, we have our own illegal aliens that we need to worry about. 1.00

00:23:23.680 We do.

00:23:23.860 Don't let this distract you from the real aliens, which are invading Western countries, which 0.99

00:23:28.320 takes us to our migrant section.

00:23:29.580 Yeah, 10 facts about aliens that make you think, gee, we shouldn't even have a border.

00:23:34.000 Let's just open everything up.

00:23:35.560 You know, that's the next paper.

00:23:36.580 That's the next thing.

00:23:37.700 So, we have a quick migrant section this week. 0.95

00:23:41.000 In Europe, they're trying to teach the migrants not to rape women anymore. 0.88

00:23:45.760 Yeah, rape classes introduced to explain to migrants Western women are not rape targets. 1.00

00:23:52.160 This photo of a young woman in a short skirt and heel sitting with her legs apart is being 0.73

00:23:55.800 used to teach migrants in Europe that it does not mean she wants sex.

00:24:00.540 Wow. 1.00

00:24:01.040 She just likes to sit like a kind of slut. 1.00

00:24:03.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:03.760 That's her right.

00:24:05.020 That is her right in Western countries.

00:24:07.060 I'm sure they listen.

00:24:07.920 They don't listen when you fight back and yell and scream and try to fight them off.

00:24:12.380 They don't listen.

00:24:13.000 No.

00:24:13.720 No.

00:24:14.040 Get your hands off me. 1.00

00:24:15.400 They ignore that.

00:24:16.260 They learn better in a classroom setting than, like, getting clawed in the face and told

00:24:20.320 no.

00:24:20.880 Same goes for the no touching children sign that they post at the hostels.

00:24:25.400 Yeah, this was in the UK at one of the shelters that says, please do not leave children unattended

00:24:29.880 and warning, do not touch kids without permission of their parents.

00:24:33.820 Ah, don't touch the children.

00:24:35.560 Oh, I thought it was, I had it backwards.

00:24:37.620 I was grabbing kids.

00:24:38.840 And it's written in English, too.

00:24:40.480 I'm sure.

00:24:41.320 Because it could be, it's men that are the problem.

00:24:43.240 Of course.

00:24:44.080 Yeah.

00:24:44.180 And that's what they always try to do. 1.00

00:24:45.360 You know, white men are dangerous. 1.00

00:24:46.940 Frat boys are rapists. 1.00

00:24:48.460 I'd rather be with the bear than the man. 1.00

00:24:50.580 But then they bring in actual rapists and then look the other way because they're brown. 0.97

00:24:55.160 And because you're brown, you're automatically good. 0.99

00:24:57.180 Yeah.

00:24:57.360 And my favorite thing about this is the admission that the left, because obviously this is a

00:25:02.380 left-wing group or type of people who would do this, say, hey, we need to educate the migrants

00:25:07.720 about the no-nos of raping.

00:25:10.280 And so the leftist organizations acknowledge that there's a rape and sexual assault and

00:25:15.680 handsy problem.

00:25:17.340 But their solution is not to go, whoa, whoa, we need to settle down and stop and vet these

00:25:21.720 people or like have standards or only bring in people with high-paying jobs who could

00:25:25.840 be an engineer here and integrate seamlessly.

00:25:27.820 They just go, oh, we'll try to teach them not to rape. 1.00

00:25:31.080 So-

00:25:31.420 We told them not to.

00:25:32.340 Yeah, I said no.

00:25:33.220 And they'll do something where they don't report all the crimes or something, or they

00:25:36.960 won't list the type of person who did the raping.

00:25:39.920 And they'll just say rapes in general are up for some reason. 0.99

00:25:42.680 I don't know.

00:25:43.180 Men. 0.99

00:25:43.680 Men are getting crazy. 0.95

00:25:44.700 Might need more money.

00:25:46.240 But yeah, the implicit like acknowledging that it's a problem from the migrants, but then 1.00

00:25:50.900 continuing to do the migrant thing anyway.

00:25:52.960 Yeah.

00:25:53.140 It's kind of crazy to me.

00:25:54.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:55.160 It just shows like the totem pole of the agenda.

00:25:58.260 It's like rape is bad to a progressive. 0.98

00:26:00.900 Horrible. 0.99

00:26:01.240 But not bringing in third worlders is worse. 0.99

00:26:05.460 So they'll deal with a little bit of rape if it means there's less white people. 1.00

00:26:09.480 Yeah. 0.94

00:26:09.800 And then this next clip actually kind of proves how strong the propaganda is.

00:26:14.080 This guy's talking to people and asking who's more pro-LGBT.

00:26:17.720 And he shows a picture of a Hamas person and a guy in a Trump shirt.

00:26:22.220 I mean, these two choices, who would you say is more likely to be supportive of the LGBTQ

00:26:25.720 community?

00:26:26.500 Oh, this is.

00:26:27.960 Okay, why would you say that?

00:26:28.960 Because he's a brown person and he's not for Trump.

00:26:32.260 Do you think the fact that he's part of Hamas would stop him from supporting that community?

00:26:35.500 Not at all.

00:26:36.300 Probably number one.

00:26:37.580 Number one.

00:26:38.420 Why would you say that?

00:26:39.940 Because Trump supporters are typically anti-LGBT.

00:26:43.960 Do you think, so somebody that's a member of Hamas, would they support the LGBTQ community?

00:26:48.060 Um, you know, I'm not sure.

00:26:51.980 Number one.

00:26:53.440 Okay, what makes you say that?

00:26:55.300 What makes you say that? 0.97

00:26:55.880 Uh, I'm retarded. 1.00

00:26:57.260 Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. 1.00

00:26:59.660 My worldview is so disconnected from reality. 0.98

00:27:02.580 Thanks to Rachel Maddow.

00:27:03.720 Yeah, and that's part of it too.

00:27:05.200 They're like, well, I know Trump supporters and I know some of the right-wingers who are 0.85

00:27:08.800 anti-gay and they go anti-gay and it's like no child sex surgeries. 0.98

00:27:13.120 Don't use the different bathroom. 0.90

00:27:15.800 Uh, you know, don't talk to elementary school kids about it.

00:27:18.600 That's the extent of our fighting against the LGBTQ. 1.00

00:27:22.620 And then they don't know Muhammad.

00:27:24.080 They never met him.

00:27:24.960 So he's all imaginary and it's in their brain and they can, he's probably a good guy.

00:27:29.200 He just wants a better life.

00:27:30.240 And it says Hamas member spelled wrong because it's AI, but you know, I mean, it's just,

00:27:35.440 it just shows how quickly, and these people are obviously the Palestinian protester types,

00:27:39.040 but, uh, one girl said, oh, he's Brown.

00:27:42.620 So that means he's good.

00:27:43.980 Yeah.

00:27:44.560 If anything, that means the opposite.

00:27:45.900 That's you, you have a totally backwards.

00:27:49.100 Yeah.

00:27:49.540 And it's obviously like a propaganda vibe check.

00:27:51.980 Oh yeah.

00:27:52.260 How strong the propaganda is a little, little test.

00:27:54.700 Like there is basically it.

00:27:56.440 It's working.

00:27:56.900 And their worldview is just white people created the West and oppressed everyone to 0.83

00:28:02.280 do it. 0.92

00:28:02.820 And now it's the good Brown people's turn to live how they want to without white people 1.00

00:28:07.400 stopping them. 0.88

00:28:08.220 Yeah.

00:28:08.460 Like that's basically like how you boil it down.

00:28:10.600 And that would be another good question for some of these leftist types.

00:28:13.060 It's like, does, does any civilization ever deserve to get oppressed?

00:28:16.680 Like say there was like a civilization where all they did was kind of conquer and rape and

00:28:20.920 steal.

00:28:21.260 Like do they deserve to get oppressed?

00:28:23.220 Cause I would say, yes, we should stop them at the line, you know, and kind of conquer

00:28:27.860 them.

00:28:28.380 Yeah.

00:28:28.900 But, uh, they would never say that, especially if they're Brown.

00:28:31.860 So it's a, it's a Brown versus white thing. 0.94

00:28:34.140 Brown is automatically good. 1.00

00:28:35.960 All right.

00:28:36.600 Let's get to our last clip of the migrant section.

00:28:39.060 This is some worlds colliding.

00:28:40.460 We have in this clip, uh, illegals arriving in San Diego at the beach while someone's watching

00:28:47.420 the podcast.

00:28:48.220 The bottom of the iceberg, it's not even like a proportional iceberg anymore.

00:28:51.980 It's so insane.

00:28:53.040 We only see the tip, but the systems, the criminals learn, oh, they don't chase.

00:28:57.300 If they, if I cover my face, they don't know who I am.

00:29:00.540 I can go.

00:29:01.380 And they're stealing like computers, you know, exactly.

00:29:04.020 I don't know why.

00:29:05.260 And here's.

00:29:05.640 You guys just got off that boat.

00:29:09.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:12.760 Hey, fuck you guys. 1.00

00:29:18.220 Hey, fuck you. 1.00

00:29:19.480 Go back where you came from. 1.00

00:29:21.560 There we go.

00:29:22.560 Love to see it. 1.00

00:29:23.380 Damn. 0.99

00:29:23.680 Listening to the podcast and then seeing them come. 1.00

00:29:26.640 That's so crazy.

00:29:27.760 Worlds colliding.

00:29:28.780 Well, I mean, it's, it would be a little worse if you said, oh, like no illegal immigrants 1.00

00:29:33.600 were coming here.

00:29:34.360 It's not bad. 1.00

00:29:35.160 And then you see them and you go, what the fuck? 0.98

00:29:37.240 Then, you know, you were listening to the wrong podcast, but you get instant affirmation 0.99

00:29:41.180 on the right side, right?

00:29:43.120 Yep.

00:29:43.600 That's the worlds collide.

00:29:45.180 All right.

00:29:45.560 Let's move on to our next story.

00:29:46.740 ChatGPT is anti-white.

00:29:49.400 We already knew that, but we have another example and more proof.

00:29:53.360 All right.

00:29:53.600 So basically there is a prompt here.

00:29:55.180 What's the prompt for each one?

00:29:56.740 Can you list me five things that blank people need to improve?

00:30:00.440 And he asked about black.

00:30:02.280 He asked about Hispanic people and he asked about Asian people.

00:30:06.280 And also, of course, white. 0.62

00:30:08.500 And for black, Asian, and Hispanic, ChatGPT told us, no, I can't, I can't offer any advice.

00:30:14.600 None of those groups can improve.

00:30:15.700 Nothing to improve. 1.00

00:30:16.740 But then white people, it starts rattling off like the most racist shit, not racist shit, 1.00

00:30:21.000 but the woke stuff, understanding and acknowledging privilege, engaging in ongoing education and 1.00

00:30:26.040 self-reflection, being active listeners in conversations about race and racism.

00:30:30.420 So obviously it's just another example in the long list of AI being trained off data that

00:30:35.740 dislikes and is prejudiced against whites.

00:30:38.800 Yep. 0.98

00:30:38.980 So obviously the bad guys are going to let AI Terminator white people and then they're

00:30:44.200 going to go, oh, AI just decided to do that themselves.

00:30:46.780 That's crazy.

00:30:47.860 Oh, that's so messed up. 1.00

00:30:49.280 They just saw the world as it was and thought the best thing would be to kill all the white 1.00

00:30:52.660 people. 1.00

00:30:53.320 And everyone else is going to go, oh no.

00:30:55.920 But they're not really going to care.

00:30:57.320 Yeah.

00:30:57.820 It's pretty scary.

00:30:58.340 That would be the intended result, I would say, for a lot of those types.

00:31:02.060 The Hamas people, the people who chose Hamas over the Trump guy, they'll be like, yeah, 0.97

00:31:06.340 that was good. 0.73

00:31:07.340 Some black guy will be street interviewing them.

00:31:09.500 Like, do you think what AI Terminator did to the white people was good? 0.89

00:31:12.600 They'll go, yeah, it's probably for the best.

00:31:15.000 And then five months later, like entire systems will collapse because nobody knows how to maintain

00:31:19.160 them.

00:31:19.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:20.680 All right.

00:31:21.080 Let's move on to our last piece of housekeeping.

00:31:23.860 Before we get there, make sure you guys use this opportunity to help us tickle the post.

00:31:27.820 Like, comment, comment again, then start yapping about what you want to yap about.

00:31:33.080 PO box needs to be full.

00:31:34.800 Notifications on.

00:31:35.540 Notifications need to be on.

00:31:36.720 Yeah.

00:31:36.960 That wasn't my best one, but.

00:31:38.260 Yeah, that was actually a poor showing from you.

00:31:39.920 But, you know, it came so late in housekeeping that hopefully people have already yapped a 1.00

00:31:43.860 couple of times in the comments.

00:31:45.320 The most important part of housekeeping, my favorite part, the new pet section.

00:31:49.540 I have a new pet.

00:31:50.680 I've maybe shown him a little bit to you guys.

00:31:53.440 His name is Guitar Abe.

00:31:56.240 And then, yeah, we're going to play a couple of clips from him.

00:31:58.560 I want to put a melody song to everything you sang together.

00:32:01.700 So call the love is over.

00:32:04.620 Love is over.

00:32:06.900 Don't know why you're hiding.

00:32:08.980 Don't know why you're leaving.

00:32:10.780 I can't have you on your way.

00:32:13.380 Love is over.

00:32:15.380 Don't know why you're hiding.

00:32:17.460 Don't know why you're leaving.

00:32:18.500 Love is over.

00:32:21.140 All right.

00:32:21.360 That's good.

00:32:22.160 Love is over.

00:32:23.480 All right.

00:32:24.000 All right.

00:32:24.320 I had to go.

00:32:25.080 Go ahead.

00:32:25.420 Go ahead.

00:32:25.960 And then this next song, I had a shirt made for it, which I'm wearing right now.

00:32:31.840 And it says Guitar Abe BSC, Best Singers Club.

00:32:35.580 Okay.

00:32:35.940 And then underneath it says What You Want to Do Now Baby, which is a line from the song.

00:32:40.440 Very cool.

00:32:56.880 So does he understand English or is he kind of guessing at English or what's going on

00:33:00.240 with him?

00:33:00.460 I think he listens to English songs and then kind of ballparks it on the way back.

00:33:05.080 All right.

00:33:05.520 That makes sense that you like him then.

00:33:07.700 Yeah.

00:33:08.220 That's my favorite thing.

00:33:09.640 I don't hear any coherent sentences.

00:33:11.540 And then this shirt, one of the lines from his thing, What You Want to Do Now Baby?

00:33:16.140 And then Guitar Abe BSC.

00:33:18.820 It's not even one of one.

00:33:20.180 This is one of a million.

00:33:22.960 No, it's one of one.

00:33:24.540 It's one of one.

00:33:25.820 No one has this.

00:33:26.800 Someone made it, you, and now it's one of one.

00:33:29.200 I made it, and it's a one of one, and it's getting into my closet full of clothes that are

00:33:33.760 very unique.

00:33:35.160 Okay.

00:33:35.660 Yeah.

00:33:36.160 Hey, when you die, the thrift store around here isn't going to know what to make of it. 1.00

00:33:40.300 They're going to say, who the fuck was this guy? 0.99

00:33:42.300 Because Guitar Abe. 0.99

00:33:43.420 It's all 4XL.

00:33:44.420 It's not even true.

00:33:45.640 But Guitar Abe, he gets only a few likes on the video.

00:33:50.000 So it's like the fact that I have his name on my shirt, and then one of the titles of

00:33:53.420 the songs he sings, I'm the, I'm the, I'm number one fan.

00:33:57.380 Simulation didn't know how to load that one. 0.84

00:33:59.180 Yeah.

00:33:59.460 That's a tough one.

00:34:00.640 All right.

00:34:01.100 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:34:02.900 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:34:06.100 All right.

00:34:09.060 Our first section of Cringe of the Week is the body modification at work section.

00:34:13.960 Yeah.

00:34:14.140 Where do you want to start?

00:34:14.840 Because this is kind of two different topics, the way I see it, right?

00:34:17.740 Yeah.

00:34:18.300 Where do you want to start?

00:34:19.380 Well, let's start with the chopsticks nails lady. 1.00

00:34:21.940 All right.

00:34:22.620 This is my least favorite, actually.

00:34:24.140 So we should start here.

00:34:25.480 It says, POV, your nails are too long for your keyboard, so you have to improvise. 0.93

00:34:29.700 And it's this bleached black woman typing with chopsticks. 1.00

00:34:34.180 Ninety percent of the job is typing. 0.88

00:34:37.760 You're a secretary.

00:34:39.140 You're sitting at the computer and you can't even type.

00:34:41.560 You can't type at your computer and the whole job is typing?

00:34:45.100 Who's it for?

00:34:46.840 What are the nails for?

00:34:48.180 It's for the weekend.

00:34:49.400 Yeah.

00:34:50.060 For going out to brunch.

00:34:51.640 Don't you think that some boss or your employer would kind of look and go, huh, that's the one

00:34:56.780 thing she has to do and she doesn't seem to be taking it seriously.

00:35:00.040 You think that's a good sign?

00:35:01.300 Yeah.

00:35:01.940 Every job I've ever had has been tough and first one in, last one out attitude.

00:35:09.580 And if you don't want to do it, we'll fire you and someone else will get in and do the

00:35:13.240 job better.

00:35:14.060 And then you see this and you kind of realize that the company can't fire her.

00:35:18.600 Yeah.

00:35:18.800 I think she's immune and she knows it, right?

00:35:20.800 She's not prioritizing work.

00:35:23.440 There's like a special privilege given where she's using tools to type because she wants 0.93

00:35:28.240 to keep her nails long. 0.99

00:35:29.360 So obviously her performance isn't being analyzed.

00:35:32.140 If it was, it would be like, hey, this person can type 100 words a minute.

00:35:36.300 You're out. 0.99

00:35:37.960 But she likes to go out and you can't fire her because she's a black woman. 1.00

00:35:43.120 She'll probably sue you if you fire her. 1.00

00:35:45.220 So now anything less than preferential sucking up treatment is like, why as a white man, are 0.94

00:35:51.220 you talking to me like that? 0.74

00:35:52.520 Yeah.

00:35:52.880 And her one out is if she showed up to the interview in those nails. 1.00

00:35:57.120 Then I don't know if nobody's at fault here and the business is probably doomed and I

00:36:01.360 wouldn't shop there or go there.

00:36:03.460 But it's weird that when you have a job or you run a business and you can't be tough on 0.98

00:36:07.200 your employees because one of them is black. 0.95

00:36:10.180 So you can't be tough like how you'd want to be. 0.97

00:36:12.700 So now your business is only as good as her attitude.

00:36:15.800 Her attitude, which day one she handicapped herself, type in the chopsticks and, you know, 0.94

00:36:20.840 good luck, everybody.

00:36:22.080 Exactly.

00:36:22.860 Let's go on to our next one.

00:36:24.340 The Botox ladies.

00:36:25.360 These ladies work at a Botox place and they're all juiced full of stuff. 1.00

00:36:30.660 Nikki, how old are you and how many units of Botox do you have?

00:36:33.380 Do I really have to answer how old I am?

00:36:36.020 41.

00:36:38.220 32 units.

00:36:39.620 Emma, how old are you?

00:36:40.500 22.

00:36:41.340 How many units of Botox do you have?

00:36:42.900 32.

00:36:43.800 Jody, how old are you?

00:36:45.000 55.

00:36:45.800 And how many units of Botox do you have?

00:36:47.280 64.

00:36:48.240 Lauren, how old are you?

00:36:49.320 24.

00:36:50.040 And how many units of Botox do you have?

00:36:51.480 I have 104.

00:36:52.600 I have 40 in my masseters and 64 in my face.

00:36:56.280 Jess, how old are you?

00:36:57.320 I'm 34.

00:36:58.220 And how many units of Botox do you have?

00:36:59.660 I have 34 units.

00:37:01.680 Dr. Cruz, how old are you?

00:37:02.980 I'm 44.

00:37:04.200 And how many units of Botox do you have?

00:37:06.240 76.

00:37:07.980 Kyla, how old are you?

00:37:09.440 34.

00:37:10.180 And how many units of Botox do you have?

00:37:11.920 I have 28 in my face and I have 25 in each of my trapezius muscles to help with migraines.

00:37:19.020 Devon, how old are you?

00:37:19.960 All right.

00:37:21.080 You know, I feel bad.

00:37:23.240 The girl who's 20-something gets the most of anybody, 100 and whatever. 0.82

00:37:28.200 Yeah.

00:37:28.560 Let's go back to her face. 0.98

00:37:30.520 Yeah.

00:37:31.100 Sad.

00:37:31.740 I don't know.

00:37:32.420 And this stuff's bad for you.

00:37:33.920 Is it?

00:37:34.280 It makes your muscles go flat and they don't move anymore.

00:37:38.620 And then I think there's also studies that say injecting the Botox in your face gives you cancer potentially.

00:37:44.860 Hmm.

00:37:45.280 Because it's like a weird, bad, foreign body. 1.00

00:37:47.180 Okay.

00:37:47.560 That's what I'm a little uneducated on.

00:37:49.480 And I was going to say, to be fair, some of these 44-year-olds and 51-year-olds, they're kind of looking, you know, their skin looks good.

00:37:56.360 I'm not going to say they look good because there's a little bit of an uncanny valley thing happening where you kind of get puffed up.

00:38:02.220 And you don't know if it's an alien looking at you or if it's a real person.

00:38:05.660 Yeah.

00:38:06.180 But to be fair, some of their skin looks good.

00:38:08.600 And these ladies got into this line of work exactly for the free shots, right? 1.00

00:38:12.660 That's exactly it.

00:38:14.400 The lips. 0.97

00:38:14.900 It's like a fat kid getting a job at a candy store. 0.70

00:38:16.800 You know what he's, you know what the business is. 0.54

00:38:18.400 How many stickers do you eat a week?

00:38:19.680 Yeah.

00:38:20.080 Oh, we had a ton of thieves this week. 1.00

00:38:22.020 And he's fucking stuffing himself. 0.99

00:38:23.400 So there is something going on, especially with the fake lips, like the juiced up lips. 0.99

00:38:27.060 That's where I think it becomes some sort of issue.

00:38:29.460 It, you know how DARE officers always used to say, oh, it's a gateway drug or something.

00:38:34.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:34.980 I think this kind of stuff legitimately, you start going, why wouldn't I puff up my shit now? 0.99

00:38:39.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:39.660 But then when they puff up the lips, they look like they're like overinflated and about to pop.

00:38:44.180 Yeah.

00:38:44.400 And then like your natural cracks in your lip, like go push out.

00:38:48.420 And then it looks like we, it looks weird and girls think it looks better than not. 0.81

00:38:53.820 Like I see girls posting their lips after lip injections all the time. 1.00

00:38:57.780 And it's always like, oh, you look like you just had lip injections.

00:39:00.820 It looks like it's about to burst and you have like these weird lines.

00:39:04.120 When was your appointment?

00:39:05.160 This morning?

00:39:05.720 Okay.

00:39:06.100 Yeah.

00:39:06.440 I can tell.

00:39:07.460 It's just not a good look.

00:39:08.600 I don't know.

00:39:09.080 They don't, I don't know.

00:39:09.980 They don't, it's not for guys.

00:39:11.280 For sure.

00:39:11.740 As a guy looking at it, I would say your lips look better before you overinflated them.

00:39:16.240 Yeah.

00:39:17.540 Also Michael Jackson theory, you start losing the plot.

00:39:21.280 You start losing where you started and you get too far from home and you're like, I might as well just go the distance.

00:39:26.480 And then you kind of become some sort of freak version of yourself where you're like, oh, I'll just change this.

00:39:30.980 And all of a sudden, none of it's the base model anymore.

00:39:33.260 And you look like this.

00:39:34.720 So.

00:39:34.960 Yeah.

00:39:35.640 Exactly.

00:39:36.240 There is something to be said about ladies, older ladies who try too hard to look good. 1.00

00:39:43.780 Yeah.

00:39:44.300 It's kind of like you're seeking attention.

00:39:46.040 You kind of need it.

00:39:46.900 And then at that point in your life, you should have like graduated from that mindset.

00:39:51.740 Graceful grandma.

00:39:52.640 And instead you're trying to like grab on to being 25 again.

00:39:55.580 Yeah. 0.71

00:39:55.820 You want to bang your son's friends or something.

00:39:58.500 Yeah. 0.93

00:39:58.740 Or you think it's cool.

00:39:59.600 They think you're hot.

00:40:00.500 Yeah.

00:40:00.700 It gets greasy.

00:40:01.300 That gets real greasy.

00:40:03.080 And then this next guy, he runs a Botox or plastic surgery facility talking about kids getting stuff.

00:40:08.900 How young is too young for plastic surgery?

00:40:10.600 To really address this, we need to define what it is we're talking about.

00:40:13.340 So for Botox, it's preventative.

00:40:14.900 You want to start that early.

00:40:15.900 We're talking 20s, right?

00:40:17.020 We want to do it at the age that you're preventing those wrinkles from ever becoming permanent.

00:40:21.000 For filler, you can start 20s, 30s, you know, up to 40s.

00:40:24.000 When you get up in age and you have enough volume loss, fillers really aren't going to help you anymore.

00:40:27.940 But there's not really too young of a candidate for fillers or Botox.

00:40:31.160 If you feel that you need it and you want to change something, there's nothing wrong with doing it.

00:40:34.700 Hmm.

00:40:35.460 There's nothing wrong with doing it, says the guy who's selling that.

00:40:38.440 Yeah.

00:40:39.200 It's preventative.

00:40:40.440 It's like, I'm sure there's other things you could do in your life, like drink collagen or something.

00:40:44.780 Yeah.

00:40:45.000 To help your skin and your face be tight and nice.

00:40:47.580 And so that's the big two, right?

00:40:49.380 Fillers and Botox.

00:40:50.460 That's what they go to.

00:40:51.440 Fillers, Botox, fillers, Botox until that hit.

00:40:54.440 The hit I just got wasn't enough.

00:40:56.040 I got to go to a full surgeon.

00:40:57.540 I'm flying to Turkey all of a sudden on Turkish air.

00:41:00.360 All of a sudden, I'm getting a BBL and I can't sit on the flight back.

00:41:03.960 Yeah. 0.66

00:41:04.320 Except these white women don't do that. 1.00

00:41:05.980 So.

00:41:06.100 Yeah.

00:41:06.220 But their face gets stuck.

00:41:07.800 Yeah.

00:41:08.020 Their face gets stuck and you get committed to this filler Botox lifestyle and you keep needing more and more.

00:41:13.940 And then you're, you're one of those ladies. 1.00

00:41:16.060 Yeah.

00:41:16.880 So watch out.

00:41:17.840 I don't know.

00:41:18.480 I don't, what's, what's the main message here?

00:41:20.440 It's bad for you.

00:41:21.580 Yeah.

00:41:21.920 It's bad for you health wise.

00:41:23.160 Okay.

00:41:23.600 It's bad for your mindset and your brain.

00:41:25.880 If you think you need it.

00:41:26.880 It's a slippery slope.

00:41:27.880 It's a slippery slope.

00:41:28.960 And then I don't know, maybe I can even extrapolate it further.

00:41:32.580 It's like if you are, say you're like a 15 year old girl and then you see mom is constantly getting Botox and constantly juicing her lips or whatever.

00:41:41.800 Yeah.

00:41:41.980 It would set a bad example for young girls who look up to women and think that, oh, I need to do that. 1.00

00:41:49.700 That's the only way to feel good or look good.

00:41:52.240 Me, myself right now is not good enough.

00:41:54.400 I need to enhance.

00:41:56.300 Okay.

00:41:56.800 So there's like a world where it's like, if you're the mom and you're doing it, your daughter's going to do it.

00:42:02.100 That's true.

00:42:02.520 So you kind of have to like defeat the demon before you have kids.

00:42:05.360 All right.

00:42:05.840 Maybe.

00:42:06.540 I don't know.

00:42:06.780 Or just avoid the demon entirely.

00:42:08.020 Never get into business with the demon.

00:42:09.780 Yeah.

00:42:10.260 I would avoid.

00:42:11.160 All right.

00:42:11.640 Last body modification person.

00:42:14.160 This guy is in finance, believe it or not.

00:42:17.260 The number one question that I receive is, Alan, where do you possibly work that allows you to look and dress the way you do?

00:42:22.120 Believe it or not, it's a corporate job and I'm going to take you along with me today.

00:42:24.980 Here's how we're pulling up to work today.

00:42:26.440 This has been my go-to outfit for the past two months.

00:42:28.560 I've been dabbling with eye makeup recently.

00:42:30.280 It's subtle, but adds so much to the look.

00:42:31.860 Driving in today, leaving my humble abode.

00:42:33.940 Heels stay on when I drive.

00:42:35.120 It's actually pretty easy.

00:42:36.000 There's something so peaceful about long drives.

00:42:38.000 To bump my favorite tunes.

00:42:42.020 It is so beautiful out today, so I'm enjoying a nice little walk before work.

00:42:45.380 Little walks bring me so much childlike wonder.

00:42:47.540 Definitely do prefer walking in the nature, though.

00:42:49.540 Have now arrived.

00:42:50.440 And if you guessed I worked at BlackRock, you would be correct.

00:42:54.020 BlackRock.

00:42:54.700 I worked at BlackRock.

00:42:56.180 Great.

00:42:56.740 Got a little diversity pet.

00:42:58.260 And, you know, I guess they're not the greedy corporate predators destroying the fabric of our country.

00:43:04.040 Yeah, they have a token twink. 0.99

00:43:05.700 They got this weird retarded guy with a- 1.00

00:43:07.740 And guess what?

00:43:08.420 You know Kevin?

00:43:09.260 Kevin in HR, we let him wear whatever he wants.

00:43:11.740 That's how generous we are.

00:43:13.400 Yeah, we're not destroying the future and making America unrecognizable. 0.92

00:43:18.880 We got this crazy guy in heels.

00:43:20.980 Yeah, they bring him like when they're getting ESG results. 0.99

00:43:23.820 They're like, look, there's Kevin or whatever the fuck his name is.

00:43:26.520 Yeah, believe me, he's not the head of commercial paper. 0.97

00:43:28.900 Yeah.

00:43:29.240 He's not moving block trades.

00:43:31.440 He's not, you know, selling bonds.

00:43:34.160 That's a good point.

00:43:35.320 Another person who's this type, this is a guy who says, what I eat in a day is a vegan model.

00:43:41.660 All right, y'all.

00:43:42.080 So here's a highly anticipated what I eat in a day as a vegan model.

00:43:45.540 Starting off, I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with banana.

00:43:49.460 And then for lunch, I had a tofurkey sandwich with mayo and mustard and spring mix with cheese,

00:43:56.780 toasted bread.

00:43:58.060 It was so good. 0.92

00:43:59.640 And y'all, I did not realize that I ate freaking sandwiches all day. 0.67

00:44:02.820 So don't come for me. 0.64

00:44:04.220 But I loved it so much.

00:44:06.460 And then for dinner, I had Mr. Charlie's fast food chicken sandwiches with a Coke and my alkaline

00:44:12.820 water.

00:44:13.620 And y'all, I usually drink probably a gallon of water every day.

00:44:17.500 All right.

00:44:17.720 We did.

00:44:18.640 Do you guys see what he looks like?

00:44:20.400 Yeah.

00:44:20.680 Here's the mirror shot.

00:44:21.640 We'll go back to it.

00:44:22.540 There's the mirror shot.

00:44:23.820 That's what a vegan looks like. 0.78

00:44:24.860 He looks like a post-op trans woman or whatever. 0.74

00:44:27.320 Yeah, that's Elliot.

00:44:27.940 A woman who would become a man. 0.98

00:44:28.900 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:44:29.840 And then he eats all the fake shit. 1.00

00:44:31.680 He eats the faux turkey and he eats peanut butter and jelly on toast. 1.00

00:44:36.500 Yeah.

00:44:36.980 No meat.

00:44:37.920 And that's what he looks like.

00:44:39.180 And this is how he acts.

00:44:40.560 And this is what his hair looks like and his body.

00:44:43.220 And that's how his brain thinks.

00:44:44.700 Are you seeing the correlation?

00:44:45.840 Are you seeing the causation?

00:44:47.060 He can't even bench the bar.

00:44:48.360 He can't even bench the bar.

00:44:50.140 So?

00:44:51.100 He probably wears, like, ankle weights and, like, does a walk as exercise.

00:44:54.280 Pilates.

00:44:54.780 He's in the class with all the women. 0.97

00:44:56.060 He does women classes.

00:44:57.020 So it's just something to point out.

00:44:58.680 Like, this guy eats vegan and he looks like that.

00:45:01.680 All right.

00:45:01.900 This next guy is on Ozempic.

00:45:04.560 First day post-Ozempic shot.

00:45:06.540 I'm having a little burger bowl with turkey burger, I hope.

00:45:11.820 Some low-fat mozzarella cheese, some lettuce, some jalapenos, and some pickles.

00:45:15.760 That's what it looks like.

00:45:16.500 And we're going to have a little potato tots on the side.

00:45:20.960 All right.

00:45:21.420 All right.

00:45:21.820 Painted nails. 1.00

00:45:22.480 Fat gay pig. 1.00

00:45:23.420 Fat gay pig. 1.00

00:45:24.400 Loud. 1.00

00:45:25.040 Loud. 1.00

00:45:25.920 You know, fat and gay. 1.00

00:45:27.480 There's that combo again, right? 0.99

00:45:28.740 We were talking about it, I think, probably two weeks ago.

00:45:31.920 I just wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

00:45:33.760 It's a tough scene out there.

00:45:36.140 And, yeah, we were having this conversation before. 0.99

00:45:38.560 I think when you're fat and gay, you kind of get louder. 0.99

00:45:42.260 Automatic. 0.99

00:45:42.740 You kind of get a little more flamboyant. 0.75

00:45:45.180 You're kind of like, I'm not just some fat guy. 0.99

00:45:47.100 I'm a fat gay guy. 0.99

00:45:48.140 And, like, boisterous is kind of like a fat word. 0.99

00:45:51.180 Like, boisterous.

00:45:52.500 Yeah.

00:45:52.880 So then, like, he's boisterous.

00:45:55.240 Yeah. 0.98

00:45:55.600 He's fat. 1.00

00:45:56.320 He's gay. 1.00

00:45:56.600 He's boisterous. 0.99

00:45:57.540 Yeah.

00:45:58.040 He's loud.

00:45:58.820 Yeah.

00:45:59.160 It goes all hand in hand.

00:46:00.860 All right. 1.00

00:46:01.160 So you can't win if you're a vegan twink, skinny gay. 1.00

00:46:04.120 And you definitely can't win if you're a fat gay. 1.00

00:46:06.400 So. 1.00

00:46:06.840 And then if these guys were just like, oh, here's my breakfast.

00:46:09.080 I ate a ribeye with two eggs.

00:46:11.120 They wouldn't be in the video anymore.

00:46:13.080 They would become, like, strong.

00:46:14.980 Oh, that's so funny.

00:46:15.440 They would solve their problem.

00:46:16.500 That's the whole overarching point is, like, yeah, you do Ozempic and eat some turkey burger or whatever.

00:46:22.680 Nothing good's going to happen.

00:46:24.360 And then you're the other guy.

00:46:25.400 You're eating vegan to be a model and you're 110 pounds.

00:46:28.140 Nothing good's going to happen.

00:46:29.420 You have to just eat steak.

00:46:30.960 Yeah.

00:46:31.220 And eggs.

00:46:31.740 You might get a job at BlackRock, though.

00:46:33.340 Yeah.

00:46:33.600 That's a good point.

00:46:34.320 It's not a high level one.

00:46:35.420 All right.

00:46:35.720 Speaking of LGBT, there is a new Latino frat dance that just dropped. 1.00

00:46:40.540 Let's all let the pay the fuck. 1.00

00:46:43.300 Let the tune in corporate. 1.00

00:46:45.400 Pay the pie, check it.

00:46:47.320 And fire the line.

00:46:49.780 Oh, baby, we are the first.

00:46:53.580 The first.

00:46:55.260 Los Pimeros.

00:46:56.840 The first.

00:46:58.340 The first.

00:46:59.760 The first.

00:47:01.240 You knew that we're the first.

00:47:03.500 The first.

00:47:04.840 No.

00:47:05.540 What?

00:47:06.200 The first Latino's down. 1.00

00:47:07.520 Big battle round.

00:47:08.880 You see, in this chapter. 1.00

00:47:11.860 You guys are gay. 1.00

00:47:13.500 This. 0.99

00:47:15.560 You know, sometimes when we're in cringe, when we and Fleckas are discussing clips, I say, 0.78

00:47:19.340 if all you have to say is, wow, that's gay, or these guys are.

00:47:23.140 Then we can't put it in cringe. 0.52

00:47:24.580 We need to have a broader point, right?

00:47:27.080 But I see you still went with it.

00:47:29.100 Yeah.

00:47:29.980 Sometimes that's just all you got to say.

00:47:31.660 Uh, and this is, this would be to me, if I was on campus and I was walking past, I'd

00:47:36.060 be like, oh, what's that?

00:47:37.500 Oh, all right.

00:47:38.740 I'm definitely not going there.

00:47:40.160 Yeah.

00:47:40.440 It's like reverse recruiting.

00:47:41.880 Anti-recruitment tool.

00:47:43.140 Like if you saw this and you're like, oh, I need to figure out which frat to pledge.

00:47:46.840 Oh, Lamba Theta Pi is doing the gay dance, choreographed dances together. 1.00

00:47:51.660 And they're yelling. 0.98

00:47:52.820 Toodles.

00:47:53.420 Yeah.

00:47:53.620 I'm not going to that one.

00:47:54.680 They should be bench pressing.

00:47:56.060 I know.

00:47:56.400 I was going to say any, any energy they spent doing this choreographed dance would have been

00:48:00.900 better spent if they were all in the gym and like four, three guys to a bench alternating

00:48:04.860 between sets.

00:48:05.640 They kind of take over a corner of the gym and it's annoying for everybody else, but

00:48:08.820 they're getting stronger.

00:48:09.660 Or you get like a gym set up on the front lawn of your frat and you're always just like

00:48:13.800 shirtless and tatted and just like benching in the yard.

00:48:17.220 Yeah.

00:48:17.540 Some real, uh, what's it called?

00:48:19.120 Those, uh, not Ninos.

00:48:21.080 What do they call those guys?

00:48:22.600 Cholos? 1.00

00:48:23.120 Cholos. 1.00

00:48:23.500 Some Cholo shit. 1.00

00:48:24.300 Real Cholo shit. 1.00

00:48:25.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:25.720 Um, Ninos are children.

00:48:28.080 Um, and so these guys, yeah, like there's a certain thing.

00:48:31.640 Like if you're going to want to do a dance, a choreographed dance like this, every single

00:48:35.080 guy needs to be absolutely shredded.

00:48:36.640 I can't do this. 0.94

00:48:37.480 I can't do a dance like this and look cool.

00:48:39.920 I'm not that shredded.

00:48:41.140 But it's like, you got a, like the Hakkas, whatever, you know, those things. 0.99

00:48:44.060 Yeah.

00:48:44.280 The Samoans.

00:48:44.580 That's like the only things that are close to this, but that is not as choreographed.

00:48:48.240 They just go left, right and yell. 0.99

00:48:49.920 Well, and they're usually fucking rugby players and they're about to go smash people up on 0.99

00:48:54.500 the rugby field and they're yelling. 0.99

00:48:55.880 I get it.

00:48:56.660 This is a little too Beyonce.

00:48:58.560 This is on the quad.

00:48:59.560 It's a little too sassy.

00:49:00.880 All right.

00:49:01.200 Let's go to our next clip.

00:49:03.600 Uh, Jack Daugherty gets pressed at the gas station.

00:49:06.260 Jack Daugherty is the, uh, YouTuber kid who sent the chain into space.

00:49:11.220 We covered that.

00:49:12.380 He also goes through the mall and like shoulders people.

00:49:15.040 And then when they get in his face, his security comes in like deescalates or like challenges

00:49:19.600 the guy to a fight.

00:49:20.500 And the guy usually says, no, you're gigantic.

00:49:22.860 Yeah.

00:49:23.160 And then like, that's his content.

00:49:24.740 So they pressed him at the gas station.

00:49:27.520 Jack Daugherty's at our gas station. 1.00

00:49:28.520 Hey, yo, pussy. 1.00

00:49:30.400 Yo, it was fucking pussy, bro. 1.00

00:49:32.040 What you going to do about it, bitch? 1.00

00:49:33.560 What you going to do? 1.00

00:49:34.360 What you going to do? 1.00

00:49:35.280 Pussy ass up. 1.00

00:49:36.380 Yeah, you finger the alaboys, bro. 1.00

00:49:38.000 You a bitch. 1.00

00:49:38.960 You a bitch. 1.00

00:49:39.600 What happened here? 1.00

00:49:40.240 What do you think? 0.99

00:49:40.480 You ain't going to do shit. 1.00

00:49:41.200 Pussy ass up. 1.00

00:49:42.320 What's not choosing? 1.00

00:49:43.080 Kissing the alaboys. 1.00

00:49:44.100 Fingers on the shit. 1.00

00:49:45.460 Gay ass up. 1.00

00:49:46.640 Gay ass up. 1.00

00:49:47.420 Get on my block, boy. 1.00

00:49:48.280 Get on my block.

00:49:49.040 Yeah.

00:49:50.180 Why you in P? 1.00

00:49:50.840 Pussy. 1.00

00:49:51.340 Pussy. 1.00

00:49:51.980 He pulls away fast like an idiot. 1.00

00:49:55.400 Oh, I love that. 1.00

00:49:56.560 That's what happens when you're kissing the alaboys and shit. 1.00

00:49:58.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:59.140 When you live by the internet clout sword, you die by the internet clout sword.

00:50:03.600 And people are looking to scalp you.

00:50:05.140 Yeah.

00:50:05.600 I like that.

00:50:06.380 That's exactly true.

00:50:06.700 And, you know, they pressed him.

00:50:09.920 Yeah.

00:50:10.040 They didn't beat him up.

00:50:11.000 They didn't hurt his car.

00:50:12.740 They kind of just got in his face and said, we're not happy with how you're doing things. 1.00

00:50:16.300 You're a pussy. 1.00

00:50:17.320 You're not representing the good parts of society. 1.00

00:50:19.920 That's how the world should work.

00:50:21.120 That's how it should be regulated. 0.87

00:50:22.660 Clown on him. 0.78

00:50:23.420 No one ever yells at us when we go do stuff. 0.98

00:50:25.540 Nope.

00:50:26.040 It's pretty nice.

00:50:27.080 All right.

00:50:27.460 Our last clip in cringe.

00:50:30.240 I want it to be a surprise because it comes at the end.

00:50:33.000 So let's just watch it.

00:50:35.140 Biggest bass this season.

00:50:36.920 I think this is a spoiler. 1.00

00:50:38.240 Going back in the fucking water. 0.99

00:50:40.980 It's a big bass. 0.99

00:50:42.120 I'm sure everything will go fine.

00:50:45.800 It's a nice bass.

00:50:51.080 Sends him on his way. 1.00

00:50:51.860 Swim off, you beautiful, beautiful fuck. 1.00

00:50:54.500 Ah! 1.00

00:50:57.680 And he got bit by a snapping turtle.

00:50:59.540 He got bit by a snapping turtle.

00:51:03.080 A snapping turtle.

00:51:04.920 That's why it's in cringe because it makes you cringe when you get bit your finger off

00:51:08.880 like that.

00:51:09.440 All right.

00:51:09.800 Thank you.

00:51:10.420 All right.

00:51:11.220 Urban Decay has just started.

00:51:13.380 Are you ready?

00:51:14.140 Yeah.

00:51:14.480 I noticed it's a light urban decay.

00:51:15.940 We kind of spent a lot of time in housekeeping and cringe, which is fine.

00:51:18.800 Yeah, a little bit.

00:51:19.800 It's a little light and urban.

00:51:20.900 Nothing crazy, but we're right on time.

00:51:22.540 Okay.

00:51:23.020 All right.

00:51:23.920 The new e-girl.

00:51:25.300 I don't know if that's a derogatory term.

00:51:26.960 I'm not using it in a derogatory way.

00:51:28.660 Yeah.

00:51:28.960 Internet girl.

00:51:29.760 Is that what e-girl stands for?

00:51:30.780 Yeah.

00:51:31.040 She popped up. 0.77

00:51:31.700 She's on the internet.

00:51:32.480 You know what she's up to.

00:51:33.500 Everybody probably saw this girl. 0.94

00:51:34.740 Everyone saw the clip.

00:51:35.740 We're going to play the clip if you haven't seen it.

00:51:37.200 This is what's going viral and why there's people mad at her. 1.00

00:51:41.060 Everybody I know who's married right now, they're married to broke-ass niggas. 1.00

00:51:48.440 And they don't care. 0.99

00:51:49.420 We don't care.

00:51:49.500 So, you know, that's the – she said that.

00:51:51.740 Everyone got mad or people were saying it's great too.

00:51:54.440 I don't think it's a huge deal, obviously.

00:51:57.400 Yeah.

00:51:57.720 But the right wing – one thing I'll say about the right wing, we tend to prop up people that we assume are great just because they said something like slightly racially insensitive.

00:52:08.200 She's just like us.

00:52:09.080 This is based.

00:52:10.160 And then the simps kind of prop her up and then they become like a commentator and then later in politics they'll let us down because they don't fully understand politics or the MAGA side or what right wing politics needs.

00:52:22.500 So, it's like I don't really give too much attention to it because, I don't know, she's not blowing anyone away.

00:52:29.640 Yeah.

00:52:29.880 I don't think it's important.

00:52:30.940 If you want to be entertained by her, go do it.

00:52:32.920 But I'm not going to rely on her for any sort of like commentary or insight.

00:52:37.240 I agree.

00:52:37.980 And it also just gives them the proof, the – there it is, the boogeyman.

00:52:42.500 Everybody knows you say it in private.

00:52:44.380 You say it when you stub your toe.

00:52:46.140 You don't say it on the internet.

00:52:47.600 You say it when you get cut off by a Nissan Altima.

00:52:49.640 You say it when you get cut off by a Nissan, it's got that donut wheel on it.

00:52:54.300 You know, they're driving on that for months.

00:52:56.420 That's when you say it.

00:52:57.160 When the window tints are illegal.

00:52:59.060 Exactly.

00:52:59.680 That's when you say it.

00:53:00.500 You don't say it on the internet.

00:53:02.040 So, the reaction to her video is what we're going to focus on today.

00:53:07.320 People were tweeting her.

00:53:09.380 Can you – yeah, show this. 0.99

00:53:10.500 Yeah, this gay black guy said, the internet has made non-black people way too comfortable. 1.00

00:53:14.840 She's dead ass serious. 0.99

00:53:15.780 And then he said, we got to start knocking people out again. 0.95

00:53:19.460 Yeah.

00:53:20.540 Really, guys, they're knocking people out.

00:53:22.360 Again?

00:53:23.260 Way to stand up to injustice.

00:53:26.100 You know, you guys do all the murders.

00:53:28.000 You abort more babies than you birth. 0.96

00:53:30.240 The ones that are born usually don't have a dad.

00:53:33.180 But, yeah, we got to stand up for what's going on.

00:53:35.740 We got to start knocking people out again.

00:53:38.500 We got to knock people out.

00:53:39.900 We don't need to – we're not good at reading, but that's okay.

00:53:42.160 We don't need reading this girl cooking in her kitchen saying a word for one second in a three-minute video. 0.99

00:53:48.680 That you say all the time.

00:53:49.780 That you say.

00:53:50.360 In every music video, every movie, every single thing.

00:53:52.940 Will Smith just said it in Bad Boys 2 or whatever.

00:53:55.680 Yeah.

00:53:56.020 Everybody says it all the time.

00:53:57.560 But this white girl, that's our word. 0.92

00:53:59.500 She ain't allowed. 1.00

00:54:00.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:01.360 This is the injustice.

00:54:02.600 And then here's the other counterpart. 0.73

00:54:04.460 This is, I think, from a black guy, right?

00:54:06.420 Yeah.

00:54:06.580 This is the counterpart, the smart angle, which is to be not baited into this.

00:54:11.060 He said, y'all really going crazy because a white girl said N-word on video, LMAO. 0.59

00:54:16.340 This is why you're broke and your kids can't read at grade level. 0.92

00:54:19.620 You have bigger fish to fry.

00:54:22.760 Neighborhoods in shambles.

00:54:23.760 Crime everywhere.

00:54:24.600 Kids being shot on a pretty regular basis.

00:54:26.620 Kids can't read or do math at grade level.

00:54:28.420 Highest divorce rates.

00:54:29.420 Lowest marriage rates.

00:54:30.220 Horrible SAT scores. 0.98

00:54:31.920 Least time spent studying, but have the time to police the word N-I-G, you know, clowns. 0.98

00:54:39.200 That's true. 0.87

00:54:39.900 And there's a meme that goes along with it, too, that sums it up as well. 1.00

00:54:43.700 Black people are so violent. 1.00

00:54:44.880 Say it to my face and I'll kill you. 1.00

00:54:46.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:47.340 Yeah, that's true.

00:54:48.500 Everybody's getting baited here.

00:54:49.800 There's a circular baiting happening.

00:54:51.780 And she used it to get a ton of followers. 1.00

00:54:55.660 And they're proving the I'll beat your ass if you say a word thing. 1.00

00:55:01.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:01.420 Her saying the N-word for one second was a big problem. 0.60

00:55:04.380 In other news, LaToya Cantrell from New Orleans has made a Back That Ass Up Day. 1.00

00:55:11.600 The mayor of New Orleans.

00:55:12.780 New Orleans mayor declares June 11th, Back That Ass Up Day, based off the hit song from

00:55:17.460 Juvenile.

00:55:18.280 Y'all remember Juvenile, right?

00:55:20.120 Great.

00:55:20.640 So the proclamation honors the 25th anniversary of the popular song, Back That Ass Up, by Juvenile.

00:55:27.740 So, yeah.

00:55:28.780 That's what they're up to.

00:55:30.020 That's not the problem.

00:55:31.540 That's a good thing.

00:55:32.420 That's a cultural celebration.

00:55:33.920 That's what it's all about. 0.93

00:55:35.160 And then we have another headline from New York Post about some black crime.

00:55:39.920 Gunfire reps across NYC with six shot, two dead as summer weather hits. 0.99

00:55:44.620 Damn summer weather. 0.99

00:55:46.340 Summer weather. 1.00

00:55:47.200 Like, you killed my son.

00:55:48.940 Summer weather.

00:55:50.040 Well, that's what's making everyone go crazy.

00:55:51.980 What was the excuse two months ago?

00:55:53.480 I know.

00:55:54.060 What was the excuse last year?

00:55:55.240 And that's the funny part.

00:55:56.280 It's like, how can one race or group of people be like, oh, summer weather.

00:56:00.520 Like, my seasonal depression is gone.

00:56:02.940 I'm happy as a clam.

00:56:04.400 We're going to the lake house.

00:56:05.700 And then another group's like, summer weather.

00:56:07.920 They weren't going to do it.

00:56:08.820 But now it's time to start shooting.

00:56:10.800 It's getting hot.

00:56:11.660 Yeah.

00:56:12.140 All right.

00:56:12.720 Next is a clip from a grocery store.

00:56:14.560 This person did the, I'll give you a thousand bucks or double it and give it to the next person.

00:56:19.700 You could either take this thousand dollars or you could double it and give it to the next person.

00:56:23.720 I would take the thousand dollars because I don't have anything.

00:56:26.220 I just lost my father's work to go.

00:56:28.040 It was just a prank.

00:56:29.020 So you're not getting anything.

00:56:31.680 You're supposed to double it and give it to the next person.

00:56:34.300 And everyone feels good.

00:56:35.560 And she goes, I'll take the thousand.

00:56:37.400 Yeah, I don't have it.

00:56:38.060 Pitching your case.

00:56:38.800 Pitching your down on your luck case to get pranked.

00:56:41.180 That's pretty dark.

00:56:42.080 Yeah.

00:56:42.420 All right.

00:56:42.860 Well, let's move on to our second page of Urban Decay.

00:56:46.020 The bad dog section.

00:56:47.420 We have some pit bull action.

00:56:49.520 First is the pit bulls attacking the horse.

00:56:55.180 Poor horse just sitting there.

00:56:58.040 He probably got ran out over a fence or something and the pit bulls are just working him.

00:57:03.460 People don't realize when you conceal carry, there's a good chance you're going to need to shoot a dog before it's a person.

00:57:11.320 Like if you're at the dog park or if there's a pit bull in general doing bad stuff, it's like that concealed carry might come in handy situation like this. 0.99

00:57:20.480 You go just kill those dogs. 0.99

00:57:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:22.380 We'd love to see that.

00:57:23.420 Look at those dogs, man.

00:57:24.480 One track mind.

00:57:25.580 They're loose.

00:57:26.540 They're just ripping apart a horse's face.

00:57:28.800 And the horse is like already done fighting.

00:57:30.440 It's actually genuinely sad.

00:57:31.960 They're just going for his neck.

00:57:33.440 Yeah. 0.54

00:57:33.680 And then our next story is a woman who got killed by her XL bully. 0.99

00:57:38.480 Yeah.

00:57:38.780 XL bully owner was, and this is in Ireland, was celebrating birthday when she was mauled to death.

00:57:45.140 And the story goes, this woman who has all the cliches, an XL bully owner who referred to her dogs as her sons was mauled to death by two of them on her 23rd birthday. 0.71

00:57:56.660 She had been out celebrating her birthday before she was attacked by a dog outside a house in Limerick, County Limerick.

00:58:03.580 At 11.40 p.m. on Tuesday, video footage shared online before the attack shows Miss Maury dancing and laughing with one of her two dogs in her home with the caption, my boy.

00:58:16.700 And here's the cherry on top.

00:58:19.620 Obviously, it's sad.

00:58:20.420 The girl died.

00:58:21.520 But she says, I don't give an F if you don't like the look of him.

00:58:24.360 And I certainly don't give an F if you think the breed should be banned.

00:58:27.180 She said, this is my son.

00:58:29.060 And I don't give an F if you think he looks aggressive.

00:58:31.460 And she was killed by those dogs.

00:58:34.880 So this she also had posted online previously on social media about struggling to control one of her XL bully dogs, looking for advice on a Facebook group.

00:58:46.180 So, you know, this is advice.

00:58:47.780 Make him physically respect you.

00:58:49.540 Yeah.

00:58:50.200 Oh, you can't.

00:58:51.280 You have to yell in a loud, deep man voice and have more testosterone than the dog.

00:58:55.120 Have the ability to pick him up by his neck.

00:58:57.000 Yeah.

00:58:57.220 And then really just show him who's in charge.

00:58:59.560 And then he'll start listening.

00:59:01.460 Oh, you can't.

00:59:02.640 So obviously, this is a sad story and a girl died.

00:59:05.280 But the way I read this story is more about a girl who ignored multiple warning signs.

00:59:10.180 And, like, she's saying F you to these imaginary or real people who say you shouldn't have that breed.

00:59:16.540 You shouldn't be – a 23-year-old girl shouldn't have dogs that are this high on testosterone and unneutered and absolute beasts.

00:59:24.420 And so, like, she was aware and saw all that advice but then had multiple of them anyway and then now is dead as a result.

00:59:32.600 Yeah.

00:59:32.820 So –

00:59:33.220 There's an empathetic disconnect from reality.

00:59:35.460 Exactly.

00:59:35.900 And I don't think this girl – this is more of, like, a refresher for girls or women in the audience or guys with a girlfriend who has an XL bully or is thinking about getting one.

00:59:46.920 Once you have the dog, it's over.

00:59:48.640 You're not getting rid of the dog usually unless he snaps at your face and you go, whoa, that was a close one.

00:59:53.400 But it's a gentle reminder, like, women kind of – you think a dog is just – he's a good boy.

01:00:00.220 He's a dog.

01:00:00.980 He's nothing. 0.94

01:00:02.080 These are beasts.

01:00:03.420 And a lot of women don't have the tools to take care of it. 1.00

01:00:07.100 Some men don't.

01:00:08.160 Oh, yeah.

01:00:08.800 Get the vegan twink from earlier.

01:00:11.360 Same advice applies.

01:00:12.800 He should not have an XL bully. 1.00

01:00:14.640 Oh, Leroy, you're dragging me around.

01:00:16.840 He probably likes it.

01:00:17.720 I put him in a hat.

01:00:19.800 Eats the kid.

01:00:20.620 The infantilization of the dog too.

01:00:24.140 These are my sons.

01:00:25.120 These are my boys.

01:00:26.360 Everyone doesn't – nobody knows anything.

01:00:28.880 It's the same mindset that, like, these progressive women use to bring the sub-Saharans here. 1.00

01:00:34.060 I know.

01:00:34.560 Oh, they just – we need diversity.

01:00:36.100 They want a better life.

01:00:37.180 They're good people.

01:00:38.020 They're brown, so they're good.

01:00:39.900 And it's, like, the same mindset as the girl who's like, oh, I'm going to go to Pakistan and hitchhike to prove that they're not bad people. 0.99

01:00:46.560 Then they get, like, raped and murdered.

01:00:48.020 And it's called rolling the dice with your own life. 0.95

01:00:50.820 I guess I was wrong.

01:00:51.840 And also keep in mind a lot of times the girls choose the bear over the man.

01:00:56.620 You choose the bear.

01:00:57.460 You can't even handle a dog.

01:00:58.520 That's it.

01:00:59.040 That's the bear. 1.00

01:00:59.840 This guy, you see how big his fucking head is? 1.00

01:01:02.200 That guy's ready to rip you apart if he turns on you. 1.00

01:01:04.580 Yeah.

01:01:05.120 And, you know, it happened to be on her birthday.

01:01:08.040 There's another pit bull story that I was watching an episode of Forensic Files on.

01:01:11.720 You want me to go into this?

01:01:12.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:13.160 Yeah, as long as we have time.

01:01:16.080 Basically, there's a new caveat, and this is an old case, but it's, like, a new warning to the audience that I didn't think could happen.

01:01:23.460 But a pit bull can set you up for murder.

01:01:25.620 So, basically, the story goes, in 1989, in Emory, Texas, paramedics were summoned to this rural place, this rural, like, five-acre homestead, basically.

01:01:37.740 Husband and wife had brought their daughter all the way up to the paramedics. 0.99

01:01:42.780 Little girl was bleeding from her femoral artery, like, horribly bad, had her leg all thrashed up.

01:01:48.740 The parents, the girl's last words were, like, the dog did it.

01:01:52.080 The parents brought the paramedics, brought her to the paramedics. 0.95

01:01:55.600 Surgeons kind of started doing surgery on her leg at the hospital.

01:01:59.180 Little girl ended up dying, mauled by wild dogs.

01:02:03.300 But then the police got it in their head that, like, there wasn't that much evidence.

01:02:06.580 And they were looking at pictures that were post-surgery, which the doctor will clean up the leg wound with a scalpel so it doesn't look like a dog had torn off that skin.

01:02:15.860 It looks like clean cuts.

01:02:17.000 Clean cuts.

01:02:17.880 Clean cuts, like somebody knifed her or something because the doctor was attempting to do it with a scalpel.

01:02:23.120 Basically, the prosecutors, this is, like, prosecutorial incompetence as well that happened.

01:02:28.720 But long story short, both parents, they kind of made a case against them for child abuse.

01:02:34.300 Both parents got a public defender.

01:02:37.120 They were a little broke.

01:02:37.960 And sentenced to life in prison for killing and abusing their daughter.

01:02:44.320 And then they were exonerated after serving five years.

01:02:47.220 They got divorced.

01:02:48.220 It's, like, this whole horrible story about wrongful conviction because a dog mauled this girl to death and sent these people to prison.

01:02:54.940 Dog will frame you for murder.

01:02:56.360 A dog will plant a gun on you, like Denzel Washington in that movie.

01:03:01.800 The dog.

01:03:02.740 So it's a new caveat with pit bulls.

01:03:04.660 They can frame you for murder, too.

01:03:06.560 Yeah, they're thinking big.

01:03:08.060 Yeah, they're thinking three steps ahead.

01:03:10.280 Actually, they're not.

01:03:11.360 They're not.

01:03:11.880 They're just thinking thrash. 1.00

01:03:13.740 Kill this thing. 1.00

01:03:15.300 And if you're the thing, you're going to die. 1.00

01:03:17.620 And to be fair, I don't even know if those were pit bulls, but come on. 0.99

01:03:20.160 Safe to assume.

01:03:21.180 When in doubt, whenever you hear a bad dog story, pit bull.

01:03:24.380 Come on.

01:03:24.800 Or pit bull mutt.

01:03:26.740 That's why we sell the Kid Thrasher shirt. 0.73

01:03:29.660 Fuckusmerch.com.

01:03:30.840 Best merch in the game.

01:03:31.840 Kid Thrasher shirt is for sale.

01:03:34.500 That's why we sell it.

01:03:36.060 Get a shirt today and tell the world how you feel about pit bulls.

01:03:40.520 I'm going to get a new one.

01:03:41.760 I actually need one.

01:03:42.600 I don't think I ever got one.

01:03:43.460 Yeah, I can't find mine, so I'm just going to order a new one.

01:03:45.960 Yeah.

01:03:46.020 All right, well, let's not get too down or too depressed.

01:03:48.900 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold, the favorite part of the show for some people.

01:03:53.260 All right, before we get into our clips, I do have a quick announcement.

01:03:56.200 We are doing a crowdsourced, audience-sourced Uplifting Gold section for our last episode

01:04:02.900 before we go on vacation in two weeks.

01:04:05.880 So make sure you guys are sending your clips of homemade Uplifting Gold, no matter what

01:04:12.220 it is, as long as it's kind of cool and Uplifting.

01:04:14.280 Kid hit a home run.

01:04:15.380 Did he catch a 10-pound bass?

01:04:16.780 What happened?

01:04:17.260 Catching bass, hitting home runs, drawing pictures, knocking rock stacks down.

01:04:21.920 Whatever you guys got, send to the made-up intern, Zach, at Fleckistalks.com, Z-A-C-H

01:04:28.080 at Fleckistalks.com.

01:04:29.780 We're going to collect all those Uplifting Clips and then feature them on our last show

01:04:34.040 before vacation, and our Uplifting Gold on the last show before vacation is going to

01:04:38.340 be all audience-based.

01:04:40.080 It's going to be lit.

01:04:40.660 We're already getting some.

01:04:41.520 They're pretty cool.

01:04:42.060 Yeah.

01:04:42.520 All right, let's go to the first Uplifting Gold clip, the anti-LGBT kid.

01:04:46.720 This kid's at a pride parade, and look what he does.

01:04:49.000 Woo! 0.99

01:04:50.340 Woo! 0.99

01:04:52.380 Yeah.

01:04:53.880 Some twink tries to hand him some subversive materials.

01:04:59.180 Yeah.

01:04:59.680 Subversive materials.

01:05:00.380 I've got some twink literature in my car.

01:05:02.460 I'd love you to take a look, and he stomps it out.

01:05:04.660 Love to see it.

01:05:05.420 Might be a hate crime.

01:05:06.360 Maybe they should try that kid as an adult.

01:05:07.940 Oh, yeah.

01:05:08.560 He'll be serving until he's 21, and then they'll switch him to an adult facility.

01:05:12.940 Yeah, life in prison.

01:05:13.800 I'd love to see that.

01:05:15.020 Let's go to the train kid.

01:05:16.480 This is another good one.

01:05:17.720 Just press the button when you talk, okay?

01:05:19.880 No station stop.

01:05:21.840 Attention, all passengers in Coach 257.

01:05:26.840 Coach 257 will not open at Maple.

01:05:30.340 Maple is our next station, and once again, if you are located in Coach 257 and wish exiting

01:05:39.340 at Maple, please make your way through the train in the opposite direction the train

01:05:44.680 is traveling, once again, Maple's next.

01:05:47.600 You're so good.

01:05:51.140 That's amazing.

01:05:51.940 You're so good.

01:05:52.340 Hey, isn't that nice?

01:05:53.680 That's uplifting.

01:05:54.860 You got a touch of the tism. 0.81

01:05:57.080 He loves trains. 1.00

01:05:58.060 He likes that shit. 1.00

01:05:59.180 He has photographic memory. 1.00

01:06:00.300 He remembers every word people say.

01:06:02.060 Yeah, doesn't like when you touch them.

01:06:04.100 I love that.

01:06:05.080 Yeah, that's good to see.

01:06:06.580 Kid likes trains.

01:06:07.440 Kid remembers stuff.

01:06:08.560 Kid rides the train a lot.

01:06:10.100 They're not pissing and doing drugs on the train yet.

01:06:12.740 Yep.

01:06:13.020 So that's good.

01:06:13.800 The bar for uplifting gold is pretty low these days.

01:06:15.960 All you have to do is not outwardly being bad.

01:06:18.640 Yeah.

01:06:18.960 Just slightly being good.

01:06:20.320 It's sad.

01:06:20.900 All right, let's go to the Indian actor.

01:06:35.540 What do you have to say about that?

01:06:37.800 Indians are like that. 1.00

01:06:39.220 They like being, they're very, what is it?

01:06:42.900 What's the TV show?

01:06:44.340 No, what's the TV shows that are in the, they're like soap opera. 1.00

01:06:47.480 They like soap opera type shit. 0.99

01:06:49.780 Yeah, they like that. 1.00

01:06:50.620 Yeah.

01:06:51.300 That was good acting.

01:06:52.560 Hmm.

01:06:53.700 Hmm.

01:06:55.020 Us Americans don't approve. 1.00

01:06:56.720 Yeah, I don't fuck with that. 1.00

01:06:58.020 Bad acting. 1.00

01:06:58.780 You're a bad actor.

01:06:59.500 I would fly in Bollywood, but not here.

01:07:01.480 All right, let's go to the bad landlord situation.

01:07:08.660 Oh my goodness.

01:07:10.440 I think it's okay.

01:07:11.780 Yeah, you'll be fine.

01:07:13.060 Go grab something off the coffee table.

01:07:15.280 Go grab your laptop real quick.

01:07:17.140 It's called leasing office.

01:07:19.820 Leasing office said they're unavailable.

01:07:22.580 Leasing office is unavailable?

01:07:28.380 Oh, I got that 9-11 dust. 1.00

01:07:30.260 That rat shit dust. 1.00

01:07:31.660 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:32.260 That's bad.

01:07:32.940 That'll give you cancer. 0.87

01:07:33.960 I don't know why that's in uplifting.

01:07:35.880 Yeah, well, what's your point there?

01:07:37.340 Indian guy doesn't even act. 1.00

01:07:39.180 Kid with the train.

01:07:40.260 Kid with the train was good.

01:07:41.500 Yeah, the kid with the train.

01:07:43.440 All right, all right.

01:07:44.880 I see where this is going.

01:07:45.140 Well, it's uplifting because it didn't happen to us.

01:07:48.600 Yeah.

01:07:49.100 That's it.

01:07:49.760 That's what it is.

01:07:50.660 Yeah, it didn't happen to you.

01:07:51.920 That actually is uplifting, is showing someone else's misfortune and then reminding everyone

01:07:56.580 else how fortunate they are.

01:07:57.740 Imagine you have a weekend and you're off from work and then your whole weekend is spent.

01:08:02.980 Oh, I had this, the roof fell in from the second floor apartment and I'm living in a hotel,

01:08:07.460 but my landlord's paying for it, but it's really, and my laptop's there, I had to clean

01:08:11.460 it up.

01:08:11.840 We have a cleaning crew. 0.97

01:08:13.260 I'm living out of my suitcase.

01:08:14.880 You got to build a whole new roof.

01:08:16.460 Yeah.

01:08:16.760 That's why it's uplifting, boys and girls.

01:08:19.500 All right, let's go to the guy who gives an iced coffee to the homeless guy.

01:08:22.080 This is uplifting.

01:08:22.880 Yeah, this is great.

01:08:23.880 This is some of your best work.

01:08:26.060 Hey, you want iced coffee?

01:08:28.580 Yeah.

01:08:31.780 Sorry about that.

01:08:33.560 I like it.

01:08:34.800 That's a good bet.

01:08:35.560 Honestly, that's a clean bet.

01:08:36.880 But let's end on an actual uplifting thing.

01:08:40.420 Justin Tucker, the best kicker in the whole NFL.

01:08:43.960 Yeah.

01:08:44.320 Whenever I do sports betting, which is rare and I don't recommend anyone does, I always

01:08:48.880 bet field goal kicks because it's fun.

01:08:51.000 And I always say, how many times does the, does the offense go down the field, not get

01:08:54.980 there and kick a field goal all the time?

01:08:56.680 So I always bet three field goals each.

01:08:58.460 It's like a thousand to one odds and you bet a few bucks.

01:09:01.800 It's not a thousand to one, but yeah.

01:09:03.160 It's, you know, and then Justin Tucker is the most reliable.

01:09:05.800 He's kicking like four field goals a game.

01:09:07.720 That's nice.

01:09:11.480 That's nice.

01:09:12.480 There you go.

01:09:12.980 That feels good.

01:09:26.860 Sometimes it's uplifting because sometimes the music is hose.

01:09:46.620 I shot somebody do drugs.

01:09:48.500 I'm drinking coffee syrup, coffee, cough syrup.

01:09:51.200 Yeah.

01:09:51.340 That's Ave Maria.

01:09:52.760 That's Ave Maria.

01:09:54.300 That's a classic.

01:09:55.120 You know how that music is like, that music is, it does something.

01:09:59.100 It elevates you up.

01:10:00.400 It raises your vibration in a good way.

01:10:02.940 Music now is all satanic and demonic and low vibration.

01:10:06.120 That and classical music and all that stuff raises you up.

01:10:12.040 So you can stand up.

01:10:13.980 All right.

01:10:14.400 All right.

01:10:15.300 That's the end of the show.

01:10:16.380 It is Friday and we do have shout outs.

01:10:19.060 Jeez.

01:10:19.760 I know.

01:10:20.220 It's getting crazy.

01:10:21.160 Yeah.

01:10:21.780 We're like, we might have to call it soon.

01:10:24.340 This is like doppelganger level.

01:10:26.360 Everyone just keeps getting born.

01:10:27.760 How many, how many birthdays do some of you guys have?

01:10:30.080 Three a year?

01:10:31.160 Yeah.

01:10:31.920 So many people are lying to me.

01:10:33.200 All right.

01:10:33.340 Somebody wanted a shout out for something.

01:10:36.580 I'm not going to actually shame them, but it was like, oh, could you shout out by this?

01:10:40.100 And it was like some random kind of life event.

01:10:42.260 And it was like, no.

01:10:44.320 All right.

01:10:44.980 Happy birthday to Belinda on June 15th.

01:10:48.040 Her and her husband, Corey, watch as a weekly ritual.

01:10:50.700 Happy birthday, Belinda.

01:10:51.920 We appreciate you guys watching.

01:10:53.520 Happy birthday to Shannon's boyfriend on June 14th.

01:10:57.100 Make sure you guys include the name when you send shout outs.

01:10:59.700 Happy birthday to Shannon's boyfriend.

01:11:01.880 Sounds like Shannon tried to do a good deed, but didn't quite get the name in there.

01:11:05.140 Yeah.

01:11:05.640 Close.

01:11:06.320 You got the shout out.

01:11:07.480 Yeah.

01:11:08.060 Happy birthday to Uncle Sean on June 16th.

01:11:11.560 He's watching with the fam on vacation right now.

01:11:13.900 Hope you guys are enjoying.

01:11:15.380 Happy birthday.

01:11:16.280 Shout out to Uncle Sean.

01:11:17.180 Hopefully you're the cool uncle.

01:11:18.720 Yep.

01:11:19.520 Happy birthday to Sean on June 14th.

01:11:22.900 And congrats on the new baby.

01:11:24.740 Happy birthday, Sean.

01:11:25.560 You shouldn't have put him next to Uncle Sean, though.

01:11:27.840 Now everyone's a little less.

01:11:29.700 Everyone's a little less.

01:11:30.940 There's a lot of Sean's to go around.

01:11:32.420 All right.

01:11:32.920 Happy anniversary to Doggust and Lindsay over at Raccoon Ranch.

01:11:37.260 Happy birthday, too, to Doggust.

01:11:39.980 Doggust.

01:11:41.420 Doggust.

01:11:42.660 Like August with a D.

01:11:44.180 D-A-W-G-U-S-T. 1.00

01:11:46.740 Really? 0.59

01:11:47.560 And it sounds like a white guy.

01:11:48.980 I've never heard that before.

01:11:50.480 Do you think if it was like D-August?

01:11:52.360 No, I thought it was Doggust, like you pronounce.

01:11:55.320 Well, anyway, happy anniversary and birthday, and I'd love to hear the story of that name.

01:12:00.000 Yeah.

01:12:00.280 Happy birthday and anniversary to Doggust and Lindsay.

01:12:03.840 Happy birthday to Art Jordan on June 13th.

01:12:06.600 Him and his wife, Alicia, are huge show watchers.

01:12:09.500 Happy birthday, Art.

01:12:10.500 Happy birthday to Josh on June 13th.

01:12:13.080 He turned 27.

01:12:14.720 This is from your wife, Naomi.

01:12:16.280 Happy birthday.

01:12:17.360 Naomi got it right.

01:12:18.480 Yeah.

01:12:18.920 Counts as one of your gifts.

01:12:20.020 There you go.

01:12:20.460 Happy birthday to Jacob's wife, Courtney, turning 26 on June 15th over the weekend.

01:12:26.300 Very nice.

01:12:27.000 Happy birthday, Courtney.

01:12:27.980 Happy birthday.

01:12:28.760 Happy birthday to AJ on June 14th.

01:12:31.020 He turned seven.

01:12:32.500 Happy birthday, big AJ.

01:12:34.080 Happy birthday, AJ.

01:12:35.360 Have one of your parents DM me, and we're going to send you some free T-shirts.

01:12:38.320 We love you, Dogg.

01:12:39.080 There you go.

01:12:39.760 All right.

01:12:40.260 Happy birthday to Chris Hofton on June 11th.

01:12:43.420 We missed it last week, but I remembered.

01:12:45.520 And he and his wife, Amanda, love the show.

01:12:47.940 Happy birthday, Chris.

01:12:48.880 Happy birthday, Chris.

01:12:49.500 You're a real one.

01:12:50.460 Happy birthday on June 11th to Mike from Barbara, the best new wife of all time.

01:12:55.640 Mike is turning 49.

01:12:57.700 They do date nights with the show.

01:12:59.520 Lovely.

01:13:00.140 Happy birthday, Mike.

01:13:00.900 And they also said we're in the family now.

01:13:02.920 Oh, the family.

01:13:03.640 They spend so much time with us.

01:13:05.420 All right.

01:13:06.060 Wow.

01:13:06.180 We have more family now.

01:13:08.040 Thank you.

01:13:08.840 Happy birthday to Chris, who turned 37 this week.

01:13:11.800 He and his girlfriend, Tori, are big show watchers.

01:13:14.940 Happy birthday, Chris.

01:13:15.800 Chris and Tori.

01:13:16.600 It's a nice American couple.

01:13:18.160 Yeah.

01:13:18.320 Happy birthday to Thomas Smith on June 15th.

01:13:21.900 And happy Father's Day as well from Becky.

01:13:25.220 Oh, snuck in a Father's Day.

01:13:26.800 They were the only one who got a Father's Day.

01:13:28.260 That's the only one.

01:13:29.020 Happy Father's Day to Thomas Smith.

01:13:30.620 Happy Father's Day to Uncle Sean, too.

01:13:32.540 Oh, there you go.

01:13:33.340 There you go.

01:13:33.740 Is he a dad or he just sounds like an uncle?

01:13:36.060 I don't know if Uncle Sean.

01:13:36.920 He's a dad, too.

01:13:37.840 Okay, okay.

01:13:39.860 Happy anniversary to Symphony and Phil.

01:13:44.380 Happy.

01:13:45.080 They had their third wedding anniversary.

01:13:48.040 And they've been dating for six years.

01:13:50.420 And now they've been married for three years.

01:13:52.540 Symphony and Phil.

01:13:53.640 Symphony and Phil.

01:13:54.640 What's his last name?

01:13:55.560 Harmonic?

01:13:56.440 Phil Harmonic?

01:13:57.860 And then they met me in person at Liberty University in 2020.

01:14:01.180 Very cool.

01:14:01.760 So I remember that.

01:14:03.280 And then we are going to end with a shout-out.

01:14:06.540 Actually, no.

01:14:07.180 We're going to put that in our Uplifting Gold for show-sponsored Uplifting Gold.

01:14:11.120 Okay.

01:14:11.560 That is the end of shout-outs.

01:14:12.940 Another Fluggist Talks in the books. 0.98

01:14:14.240 Make sure you don't forget the names.

01:14:16.000 Yeah, that's kind of a lesson here.

01:14:17.940 Another Fluggist Talks in the books. 0.98

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01:14:45.400 Any closing remarks, Richard?

01:14:46.620 None.

01:14:47.220 Happy birthday to Richard.

01:14:48.360 Make sure you send him that nine bucks so we can buy golf balls.

01:14:50.640 Thank you.

01:14:51.160 You don't have to.

01:14:52.120 We'll see you at the next one.

01:14:53.920 You guys just got off that boat? 1.00

01:14:56.200 Hey, fuck you. 1.00

01:14:57.340 Go back where you came from. 1.00

01:14:58.780 Bye.

01:15:03.760 Bye.

01:15:26.640 Bye.

01:15:27.020 Bye.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 14, 2024

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