Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 26, 2024


HATE CRIME OR BIT?


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 12 minutes

Words per Minute

195.36981

Word Count

14,124

Sentence Count

1,690

Misogynist Sentences

70

Hate Speech Sentences

81


Summary

Today on the show, our first case of domestic cannibalism is here in California, a huge step in the name of diversity. Then, this race-baiting plane disruptor gets dragged out, we re going to tell you why this is a microcosm of America today, Planet Fitness doubles down on their trans agenda, so we ll give them and a few other gyms a twink audit, and last but not least, in Cringe of the week, crop top guys, birth control girls, and do we really need men? We re going tell you all this and more on this week s episode of Fleck of Socks.


Transcript

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00:00:14.980 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 156.
00:00:19.840 Today on the show, our first case of domestic cannibalism is here in California,
00:00:25.100 a huge step in the name of diversity.
00:00:27.280 Then, this race-baiting plane disruptor gets dragged out.
00:00:32.040 We're going to tell you why this is a microcosm of America today.
00:00:35.660 Then, Planet Fitness doubles down on their trans agenda,
00:00:38.740 so we're going to give them and a few other gyms a twink audit.
00:00:42.920 And last but not least, in Cringe of the Week,
00:00:45.760 crop top guys, birth control girls, and do we really need men?
00:00:50.480 We're going to tell you all this and more.
00:00:52.280 It's Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 156, ranked the best new podcast.
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00:01:03.300 And action speak louder than words,
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00:01:13.760 This is Fleck of Socks, the podcast featuring Richard.
00:01:16.040 Richard.
00:01:16.680 All right, one for one on the intro, as always.
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00:03:14.420 Hello, everybody.
00:03:15.540 Hey, what was that?
00:03:17.720 Also, first domestic case of cannibalism.
00:03:20.020 Like didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat people?
00:03:21.520 This is not in the intro.
00:03:23.440 That was not really correct.
00:03:24.640 Oh, yeah.
00:03:25.440 I just live in the moment, man.
00:03:27.460 I'm just living in the moment.
00:03:29.100 I just tried to one for one it.
00:03:30.540 The first video.
00:03:31.860 Yeah.
00:03:32.080 The first like scene of a crash coming and then like opportunistic cannibalism.
00:03:36.980 Yeah.
00:03:37.340 I think that might be the first opportunistic cannibalism we've seen.
00:03:39.920 Yeah.
00:03:40.140 Well, we're going to get to it.
00:03:41.740 Opportunistic cannibalism.
00:03:43.220 We have a lot to get to.
00:03:44.280 We have four pages of housekeeping, a great cringe, great urban.
00:03:47.020 One of my favorite scripts we ever put together.
00:03:49.080 Don't put too much pressure on us.
00:03:50.700 And we're feeling good.
00:03:51.560 We're going to have maybe the best episode yet.
00:03:53.960 Don't put too much pressure and immediately apply the most possible pressure.
00:03:57.700 Out of 156 episodes, this one's the best.
00:04:00.780 This will be number one.
00:04:01.980 Well, first things first, we have a Planet Fitness update.
00:04:04.480 You guys remember on our last episode, there was the pervert in the ladies.
00:04:09.380 The pervert.
00:04:10.100 The pervert.
00:04:11.020 The pervert.
00:04:11.860 Yeah.
00:04:12.060 If you say it in a French accent, you can kind of call anybody that.
00:04:14.540 Yeah.
00:04:15.060 The homme est un pervert.
00:04:17.300 Exactly.
00:04:17.840 See, I took a little French.
00:04:18.820 Yeah.
00:04:19.340 Gotta see.
00:04:19.920 Uh, so they doubled down, uh, Planet Fitness got some, uh, flack.
00:04:25.600 They got some kickback.
00:04:26.600 People started canceling memberships.
00:04:28.380 The stock price started falling a little bit.
00:04:31.320 The typical signs.
00:04:32.240 Typical signs of people aren't happy with what you're up to.
00:04:35.160 And instead of saying, Hey, let's just make 99.99% of members happy and kind of get rid
00:04:42.840 of the weird 0.01%.
00:04:45.020 Yep.
00:04:45.480 They doubled down in the other direction and gave the weird 0.01% a personal bodyguard.
00:04:51.020 Planet Fitness assigns staffer to assist transgender client in women's locker room.
00:04:55.440 If you are uncomfortable, you can use a stall.
00:04:57.780 And this picture, uh, that we may have shown last episode, but this picture was taken like
00:05:03.240 two days after the first one where they caught him shaving.
00:05:05.680 He's got his nice skirt, his little purple Birkenstocks.
00:05:09.000 He's got a nice little outfit on in the ladies' locker room.
00:05:11.200 And then there was another guy in the ladies' locker room too.
00:05:13.960 This guy looks like an RRB doppel.
00:05:16.560 I think we don't do doppels anymore.
00:05:18.780 If you really squint side profile wise, I think, uh, the hoodie and shorts too, the
00:05:23.840 same exact outfit.
00:05:24.840 Yeah.
00:05:25.000 So this was another Planet Fitness women's locker room.
00:05:27.580 And this guy's not even fucking trying.
00:05:29.660 That's the point.
00:05:30.260 That's the main issue I have.
00:05:31.720 Throw in a little mascara.
00:05:33.100 Come on, work a little harder.
00:05:34.720 If you're going to play the game, you got to play it.
00:05:36.800 You can't just show up and start shaving your beard in the women's locker room.
00:05:39.980 You know, that's such a good point.
00:05:41.680 And I was wondering about this.
00:05:43.460 Doesn't Planet Fitness is a publicly traded stock.
00:05:45.680 Yeah.
00:05:46.380 Doesn't Planet Fitness as a publicly traded stock owe the shareholders the, you know.
00:05:52.760 Yeah.
00:05:53.020 It's called a fiduciary responsibility, right?
00:05:54.720 Like, there's something there where, yo, the shareholders, like, you're going to make
00:05:58.420 the best decision to increase profits.
00:06:00.620 Yeah.
00:06:00.880 Right?
00:06:01.260 A hundred percent.
00:06:01.620 And then, like, wouldn't you be able to say, hey, we saw what happened with Bud Light
00:06:04.960 when they did pro-trans stuff.
00:06:06.520 We're obviously going to avoid that because that would blow the company up, right?
00:06:10.440 That would be negligent.
00:06:11.940 Yeah.
00:06:12.480 Especially after that happened.
00:06:13.620 Everyone saw it.
00:06:14.660 So you'd think a publicly traded company would really avoid the trans stuff because they have
00:06:19.340 a duty to their shareholders.
00:06:21.100 Not the case here.
00:06:22.360 Oh, which is, you know, really quick while I have everyone, if you have a Planet Fitness
00:06:26.120 membership and you cancel it and you send me a screenshot, I'll send you a free bonus
00:06:30.940 land membership for the whole year.
00:06:32.600 Wow.
00:06:33.100 A whole year.
00:06:34.000 Yeah.
00:06:34.600 You know, a lot of people, you know, Planet Fitness is pretty cheap.
00:06:37.380 Someone could buy it and then cancel it and then show you that and get it.
00:06:41.660 It's absolutely snake you.
00:06:42.660 And it would be like the same amount of money, so thanks.
00:06:45.760 If you really want to pull one over and take advantage of me and my goodwill, feel free.
00:06:50.420 Some might.
00:06:51.520 This is happening at other gyms, too.
00:06:53.660 LA Fitness says transgender.
00:06:55.160 They posted a sign that says transgender individuals may use the locker room associated with the
00:06:58.980 gender with which they identify.
00:07:00.980 Pretty verbose.
00:07:01.800 Really wordy there.
00:07:02.640 Yeah.
00:07:03.040 To get the point across that a man can come in the ladies' locker room.
00:07:05.640 Watch out, ladies.
00:07:06.220 There's going to be dudes in here.
00:07:08.140 So we have to do a little bit of a twink audit.
00:07:10.460 Planet Fitness, out.
00:07:11.880 LA Fitness, out.
00:07:13.880 Based on that sign.
00:07:14.840 Do you agree?
00:07:15.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:15.740 So I think it's time for people to join local gyms who are ran by guys who used to be a
00:07:23.080 high school wrestling coach.
00:07:24.240 Competent men who kind of don't take shit.
00:07:26.580 Exactly.
00:07:27.040 Don't take shit.
00:07:27.760 They go for runs in a plastic bag shirt so they can sweat more and there's no corporate
00:07:31.320 marketing anywhere.
00:07:32.380 Old school sweatpants, too, are things to look for.
00:07:34.800 Hard metal weights that are kind of almost rusty around the edges.
00:07:38.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:38.700 Now you're getting it.
00:07:39.540 Yeah.
00:07:40.100 That's the gym to join because everything else is going to become these weird twink things.
00:07:45.660 And we also-
00:07:46.100 And then you're already avoiding, every gym, you're already avoiding the tripod girls with
00:07:49.660 the thong up their ass.
00:07:51.200 You're avoiding people filming themselves squatting heavy and all that.
00:07:55.440 And now we got transgenders.
00:07:56.660 I know.
00:07:57.120 So gyms, you could not have predicted this.
00:08:00.000 In like 2001, you could not have predicted this wave.
00:08:02.720 Yeah, exactly.
00:08:03.420 And then we have YMCA, too.
00:08:05.760 Yeah.
00:08:06.180 YMCA is kind of in between like a corporate gym and like an old school gym.
00:08:10.360 Like a public utility almost, basically.
00:08:12.260 Yeah.
00:08:12.380 It's transformed to at this point.
00:08:13.660 Young Men's Christian Association.
00:08:15.600 YMCA, we need you to hold the line.
00:08:17.700 Yeah, please.
00:08:18.400 It's important now more than ever.
00:08:20.320 If we lose the YMCA, we may lose all gyms.
00:08:23.560 So keep that in mind.
00:08:24.800 And there's also something more to be said here.
00:08:26.380 We have like this overarching theme in the last three years of doing the show, of every
00:08:32.860 single episode, where like common sense is obviously thrown out the window.
00:08:37.380 Like in this gym situation, if it was 1990 something and a girl was in the gym and she
00:08:43.460 said, hey, there's a guy in the bathroom.
00:08:44.800 The guy who works at the gym, who's probably a big, capable man, would go, hey, you got
00:08:49.260 to use the other bathroom.
00:08:50.260 You're making all the girls uncomfortable.
00:08:51.800 Yeah.
00:08:51.960 And that would be it.
00:08:52.640 It would be common sense, right?
00:08:53.980 Yeah.
00:08:54.160 But because these companies and corporations are bound by policy, the most capable man
00:08:59.520 in the gym who would have stood up for the women and helped them are actually the ones
00:09:02.700 enforcing the problematic rules.
00:09:05.740 They flipped it.
00:09:06.460 Yeah.
00:09:06.660 And that's the same with police officers who let criminals out.
00:09:09.100 It's the same with Border Patrol who lets illegals in.
00:09:11.820 It's like, oh, Border Patrol, that's our number one defense against people coming here illegally.
00:09:15.500 But now that they're bound by policy, Border Patrol is the number one facilitator of people
00:09:20.480 entering illegally.
00:09:21.480 Yeah.
00:09:21.620 They're doing asylum paperwork.
00:09:23.020 They're not doing their job.
00:09:24.340 And then to be fair, police still, we've always made the joke in the past about police, a guy
00:09:29.720 like it's a car chase and then it's a sprint and then you're going through like a briar
00:09:34.060 patch or something really hard and then you arrest the criminal and then you finally catch
00:09:38.000 them only for the DA to go, all right, let them go.
00:09:40.400 So to be fair, the cops do still have to chase down the criminals.
00:09:43.200 They just aren't held that much.
00:09:44.480 Yeah.
00:09:44.820 But there is something there where this bound by policy is reversing our frontline responders
00:09:49.860 responders and making them frontline opposite of responders, enforcers, enablers.
00:09:55.260 Frontline purveys.
00:09:56.440 Yeah.
00:09:56.780 So they're like the frontline purveyors now.
00:09:59.060 They're the number one enablers of the problems instead of being the number one defenders against
00:10:03.460 them.
00:10:03.840 For sure.
00:10:04.120 It's kind of backwards and upside down.
00:10:05.760 Yep.
00:10:06.140 Yep.
00:10:06.320 That's what we talk about a lot.
00:10:07.360 All right.
00:10:07.680 Moving on.
00:10:08.380 We're still in this Planet Fitness section.
00:10:10.000 Obviously, with weird men in the women's locker room, you'd think ladies would say, oh, we
00:10:16.280 need a man to help us.
00:10:17.400 Somebody's got to clean this up.
00:10:18.520 Someone's got to protect us.
00:10:19.680 But that's not the attitude because it's 2024.
00:10:22.280 Look at The View, this clip from The View where they're talking about how straight men
00:10:26.500 are useless.
00:10:28.060 Okay.
00:10:28.460 So there's this clip going viral online of a dozen women being asked the following
00:10:33.420 question.
00:10:34.480 Do we need men?
00:10:36.840 Most answered very quickly, no.
00:10:39.400 And only one said she thought women needed a man in their lives.
00:10:43.880 Only one.
00:10:44.760 But when men were asked a similar question, do we need women?
00:10:48.780 Most of them said yes.
00:10:51.280 So why do you think that is?
00:10:54.200 Because men are useless.
00:10:56.900 And by the way, I want to differentiate between straight men and gay men because I think I
00:11:02.860 would die without gay men.
00:11:04.680 Nobody can gossip like gay men.
00:11:06.920 Nobody can help you accessorize like gay men.
00:11:08.980 Nobody can help you from, keep you from doing harm to yourself like gay men.
00:11:16.340 Okay.
00:11:18.120 Did she just admit she was going to kill herself if a gay man didn't talk her off the ledge?
00:11:21.700 You know how they are.
00:11:23.120 They're good hostage negotiators.
00:11:24.620 They get manic.
00:11:25.380 They get manic.
00:11:26.080 They get catty.
00:11:26.640 So you have all these ladies who feel empowered and we don't need men.
00:11:30.600 Men are useless.
00:11:31.280 But they're saying that in the safe society that was built by strong men.
00:11:36.800 Absolutely.
00:11:37.440 And they're saying it at the end of like the, you know, the good times.
00:11:40.200 Yeah.
00:11:40.300 The top of the hill, the crest.
00:11:41.700 Like we're a little bit on the downslope, but they're like, who needs men right before
00:11:45.120 the barbarians come storming the gates?
00:11:46.960 Yeah.
00:11:47.480 Exactly.
00:11:47.940 Because we're in good times and we're at the end of our good times and they're getting
00:11:52.100 worse and they're going to be bad times soon because of weak men.
00:11:54.960 But ladies, oh, we don't need men because, you know, what do I need them for?
00:11:59.320 Well, for safety and stuff.
00:12:00.580 And safety is not a problem because strong men built the society you currently live in.
00:12:04.440 But we're not going to be calling up the gay guys when you get your home invaded by some
00:12:09.800 Venezuelan gang members.
00:12:11.080 Oh my God.
00:12:11.500 I just need to talk about it.
00:12:13.040 And then Manuel said, get on the fucking ground.
00:12:15.760 Yeah.
00:12:15.940 Manuel, put down the hair twisters.
00:12:18.240 I need you to defend me against these Haitian cannibals.
00:12:20.660 I need to accessorize for my court appearance because I have to testify against the Venezuelan.
00:12:25.340 Also, the original video that this is based on is like a street interview where they're
00:12:31.040 just asking random girls, like people who are out at night.
00:12:33.320 Um, so, you know, it's not that serious, but the view obviously takes it there.
00:12:38.640 And the funny part is the guys all said, yeah, we need women.
00:12:41.940 Of course we do.
00:12:42.800 Like we're normal.
00:12:43.980 We're regular.
00:12:44.820 So the fact that all the women are kind of like, yes, queening and saying, no, we don't
00:12:48.140 need men.
00:12:48.540 It shows who the psyop is kind of working on.
00:12:51.000 Yeah.
00:12:51.440 Men are like, no, we're still rational.
00:12:52.980 We need women.
00:12:53.660 Women can be annoying sometimes, but we obviously need them.
00:12:56.260 Yeah.
00:12:56.620 And women are like, no, we don't.
00:12:58.660 And then like the oil change comes and they can't even do that.
00:13:02.120 You know, some of them.
00:13:02.960 Yeah, exactly.
00:13:03.880 So unfortunately the bad times we might be heading into are going to have some women
00:13:09.260 realize how good it is to have good men around.
00:13:12.080 Yeah.
00:13:12.220 Uh, there was a George Orwell quote that kind of stuck out to me and it applies to right
00:13:16.480 now.
00:13:17.200 Uh, the party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.
00:13:20.480 It was their final, most essential command.
00:13:23.080 Yeah.
00:13:23.560 You know, and that's, so it's like, he's a hairy fat guy in the woman's bathroom.
00:13:26.340 And it's like, that's normal.
00:13:28.660 That's a girl.
00:13:29.160 He's fine.
00:13:30.020 That's a girl.
00:13:31.020 And you're kind of like, okay, that's like a hard one to get over.
00:13:35.460 What's the next going to be?
00:13:36.640 Yeah.
00:13:37.060 And speaking of the ladies of the view, you know, the chatty Cathy's, the gossipies with
00:13:41.000 the gays, all that kind of stuff that they love and daytime TV watching leftist women
00:13:45.680 love.
00:13:46.300 There was a Democrat strategist, James Carville, who's like a long time Democrat.
00:13:51.280 You know, he's been in the game forever.
00:13:52.900 I think he was even in the movie old school, like as the, uh, whatever, like asking a debate
00:13:58.140 question.
00:13:58.760 But he said too many preachy females are dominating the culture of the democratic party.
00:14:03.840 And guys, if I could scroll through the tweet replies of that, of screeching females, screeching
00:14:09.580 in reaction to this kind of tells you all you need to know.
00:14:12.360 And that's what the view is up to here.
00:14:14.300 So, yeah.
00:14:14.720 And I don't want to get into 19th amendment, whatever discourse, but you know, once we let
00:14:22.340 everyone vote, then the voting became really emotional.
00:14:26.040 Yeah.
00:14:26.620 And it was all like, Oh, these people at the border, they're just starving.
00:14:29.960 And there's a, there's a woman with a baby in the barbed wire.
00:14:33.580 He's crying.
00:14:34.540 He's crying.
00:14:35.480 Shred the constitution.
00:14:36.780 It got, it got pretty emotional quick.
00:14:38.680 And then a lot of the men are twinks now, which we're going to get to later.
00:14:42.640 And that they vote emotionally to homosexuals.
00:14:46.100 It's a whole problem.
00:14:47.180 Yeah.
00:14:47.580 It's a lot.
00:14:48.360 It's a lot.
00:14:48.860 And the leftist women, homosexual alliance is strong.
00:14:51.860 They love it.
00:14:52.760 Yeah.
00:14:52.920 And they're getting more because the chemicals and the exactly.
00:14:55.880 So it's good.
00:14:56.540 They can't reproduce.
00:14:57.540 They're gaining power.
00:14:58.540 Yeah.
00:14:58.740 And their number one enemy is like straight white men, straight guys, normal people.
00:15:03.580 All right.
00:15:03.760 Speaking of weak men leading us into bad times, there was a client, a climate change expert
00:15:09.260 who was brought in front of Congress for a hearing.
00:15:11.820 Is that correct?
00:15:12.460 Yeah, I believe so.
00:15:13.460 And here's Kennedy just kind of cooking them up.
00:15:17.060 What is, what is carbon dioxide?
00:15:21.000 I'm, I went to high school, but that's a carbon dioxide is a gas.
00:15:27.720 Okay.
00:15:28.160 I'm not a, I'm not a, I'm not a professional to talk about carbon dioxide so much, but.
00:15:34.120 Well, you want us to abolish it, right?
00:15:36.860 No, I, there's always going to be carbon dioxide.
00:15:40.380 Right.
00:15:40.640 So, so, so what is it you want us to do?
00:15:44.760 I.
00:15:45.600 Let me back up because I want to, I mean, you're here as an expert.
00:15:49.700 Tell me more about what carbon dioxide is.
00:15:52.640 I'm here as an expert cross country skier who sees the changes in my winters and the landscape
00:16:00.860 that I live in, in Alaska.
00:16:01.960 And so carbon dioxide is, what I see it as is, you know, it's a gas that exists in our atmosphere.
00:16:09.380 And.
00:16:09.420 What, is it the major part of our atmosphere?
00:16:12.680 It's a huge part of our atmosphere.
00:16:13.960 Yeah.
00:16:14.080 It's actually a very small part of our atmosphere.
00:16:17.280 Well, okay.
00:16:18.020 But, uh, yeah, I don't know.
00:16:22.240 What are you asking specifically?
00:16:24.160 Cook though.
00:16:24.820 Yeah.
00:16:25.280 I mean.
00:16:25.660 Here's an expert.
00:16:26.560 He's going to tell us why we need to upend society and get rid of carbon dioxide.
00:16:30.200 He doesn't even know anything.
00:16:31.080 He's like a high school skier.
00:16:32.240 Yeah.
00:16:32.420 He's a climate alarmist testifying before Congress because he's goes around Alaska a lot and he's
00:16:38.000 seen like 10 winters maybe.
00:16:39.700 Yeah.
00:16:40.140 He's like what?
00:16:40.940 20 years old.
00:16:41.680 That's what I'm saying.
00:16:42.120 He's a skier.
00:16:42.760 He's probably been skiing for 10 years.
00:16:44.840 You just, you notice a big change from when you were 10 to now.
00:16:47.540 Yeah.
00:16:47.700 In Alaska.
00:16:48.520 Is it a fluke or is it the sign of an absolute, uh, overpopulated over carbon dioxide, uh,
00:16:55.220 mania?
00:16:55.920 And if so, you should be going to China.
00:16:58.640 Testify before China.
00:17:00.320 Exactly.
00:17:00.860 And they're still dumping.
00:17:01.920 They're burning coal.
00:17:03.160 Yeah.
00:17:03.880 As they should.
00:17:04.960 But yeah.
00:17:05.580 Um, so this is a useful idiot.
00:17:07.560 They just bring him up and he gets blown out.
00:17:10.080 Kind of humiliated.
00:17:11.280 And that's kind of like the people that I used to see on the man on the street videos,
00:17:14.380 like my man on the street, fuck a series.
00:17:16.380 Yeah.
00:17:16.880 That's who it was.
00:17:17.880 It was just people who are mad and they know that climate change is happening, but then
00:17:21.200 they don't know anything else about it.
00:17:22.480 Yeah.
00:17:23.020 It's pretty interesting.
00:17:23.760 I read some things.
00:17:25.000 I read some literature.
00:17:25.800 It was all with a very specific intended goal at the end of that literature.
00:17:30.340 Scroll through an article.
00:17:30.940 And now here I am, you know, I'm on the other side of it.
00:17:34.160 It worked.
00:17:34.620 So these are the types of weak men that are going to bring in a bad society.
00:17:39.120 There's also ways to identify, uh, weak men or evil men.
00:17:43.220 Uh, there's a new disease out.
00:17:44.960 Well, it's called a, it's a rare disorder causes men to see people's faces as demonic.
00:17:50.280 Yeah.
00:17:51.020 I have that.
00:17:51.960 The condition it causes, causes faces to appear distorted.
00:17:54.800 My first thought was I woke up in a demon world.
00:17:57.320 The patient said, so, I mean, if you're like me and a show watcher, yeah, you probably
00:18:02.680 see this way already.
00:18:03.940 Yeah.
00:18:04.860 That's how I see Rabbi Shmuley.
00:18:06.820 I know.
00:18:07.660 Well, his face just looks like that.
00:18:09.520 I think so.
00:18:10.700 So he actually is.
00:18:11.960 I saw.
00:18:12.320 I see George Soros.
00:18:13.460 Yeah, that's true.
00:18:14.240 That's true.
00:18:14.780 I don't know.
00:18:15.760 Um, it's like a, you live or what's the movie where the glasses come on and you start
00:18:19.260 seeing the goblins, the real goblins.
00:18:20.780 I'm all out of gum.
00:18:22.460 I'm all out of chewing gum.
00:18:23.680 Is that a, I think he's here to like, I'm here to kick ass and chew gum and I'm all out of
00:18:27.220 gum.
00:18:27.600 Okay.
00:18:27.900 I haven't seen it in a while.
00:18:28.940 Caught me.
00:18:29.740 Um, but yeah, it, this is interesting to me.
00:18:32.640 I think the veil is kind of being lifted and then maybe people are going to see like merged
00:18:36.780 realms.
00:18:37.320 So you see like the demon operating the person and then not everyone can see it, but it's
00:18:43.000 like, you just are there first before we transition into 5D.
00:18:47.600 All right.
00:18:48.120 All right.
00:18:48.420 All right.
00:18:49.600 Someone's been watching Interstellar mixed with Da Vinci Code.
00:18:53.240 Oh man.
00:18:53.900 He watched Interstellar and Da Vinci Code back to back and he thinks he cracked it now.
00:18:56.980 Yeah.
00:18:57.560 And then whenever like a coincidence happens, it's me from the future trying to tell me.
00:19:01.600 Yeah.
00:19:01.880 That's fair.
00:19:02.680 That's fair.
00:19:03.360 This demon face stuff.
00:19:04.380 No, but that.
00:19:05.100 I found one where my favorite restaurant was also the name of a shit coin I was in.
00:19:09.820 Oh.
00:19:10.320 And it was like, that's future me trying to tell me to buy it.
00:19:13.740 What was that?
00:19:14.320 What was the name?
00:19:14.700 Solana.
00:19:15.240 Oh.
00:19:15.940 Sol.
00:19:16.500 Gotcha.
00:19:16.780 Gotcha.
00:19:17.080 So the restaurant was Sol, the coin Solana, not the shit coin, but the shit coins within
00:19:20.200 the Solana network.
00:19:21.480 All right.
00:19:21.780 All right.
00:19:21.980 We don't have to get into it.
00:19:22.620 We don't have to get into it.
00:19:23.460 Yeah.
00:19:24.100 We're straying away from the demon face update where apparently you see them to talk about
00:19:28.300 your shit coins.
00:19:28.920 Well, I think everyone sees them.
00:19:30.860 It's just you don't see them that often.
00:19:32.140 You don't see it a lot.
00:19:33.120 Yeah.
00:19:33.780 Yeah.
00:19:33.960 All right.
00:19:34.320 Let's get into our migrant section.
00:19:36.120 We have some interesting migrant updates.
00:19:37.760 First things first, we're going to start with like the Uber Eats one.
00:19:41.440 Yeah.
00:19:41.640 So migrants are illegals are using Uber Eats apps of people who are illegal and have it
00:19:48.060 and then are renting out the app so they can deliver food for people.
00:19:51.340 Yeah, basically.
00:19:52.320 And this was inspired by there was a guy who went viral on Twitter talking about how his
00:19:57.100 wife almost got kidnapped by an Uber driver.
00:19:59.580 That guy was not illegal or we don't know.
00:20:02.060 It doesn't matter.
00:20:03.000 But then it kind of sparked this like, who's really out there doing Ubers?
00:20:06.580 Who's delivering your food?
00:20:07.960 And then this was in the bottom of a New York Post article that was talking about how
00:20:12.020 all these migrants were getting on the apps, which need you need a federal tax ID number
00:20:16.540 basically to and all you got to do is take a little quiz.
00:20:19.960 There's no in-person interview to deliver the slop to the pig hole.
00:20:24.400 But so basically, I'm a former slop enjoyer.
00:20:27.900 Exactly.
00:20:28.400 Exactly.
00:20:28.880 But basically, there was a New York Post article that kind of talked about how near the migrant
00:20:33.780 shelters, a lot of people were strapping on those food backpacks and hopping on bikes
00:20:37.320 or getting into cars.
00:20:38.780 And so they were like, well, wait, what's happening here?
00:20:41.140 And here's one example.
00:20:42.320 It says, Edward Colina, 32, moved to New York from Venezuela a month and a half ago, said
00:20:47.240 he delivers food for Uber Eats using an American's account.
00:20:50.860 He pays the account holder who landed a job in a restaurant and wasn't using it $150 every
00:20:56.560 15 days for access.
00:20:58.440 I only deliver for Uber, Colina said.
00:21:01.340 And so, I mean, I don't know.
00:21:03.440 Security issue?
00:21:04.360 Dilemma?
00:21:04.800 Here's a picture of some guy on a little Vespa ready.
00:21:07.760 He just got here and he's ready to start slinging food.
00:21:10.200 He's ready to bring you your seed oil slop.
00:21:12.260 And so it's just one of those things where, you know, you buzz them in.
00:21:15.560 There's always a safety concern.
00:21:17.600 And this is in addition to actual Uber drivers who have you in a car that can take you somewhere.
00:21:23.420 So it's just something to think about, something to look out for.
00:21:26.180 And obviously they come here and they start doing that, like, basically skimming, you
00:21:30.820 know, some, this American's happy to take $150 a week for something he's not doing, but
00:21:34.500 who's the liability going to land on when one of these illegal immigrants spoofing an
00:21:38.820 account attacks or hurt someone, you know?
00:21:41.380 That's a good point.
00:21:41.920 Uber's like, we don't have an association with this.
00:21:44.120 Yeah.
00:21:44.760 But it was obviously their app.
00:21:45.560 That's an interesting point, especially knowing that they click up little gangs.
00:21:49.640 So it's like you can get access to a building.
00:21:51.820 Number one, you could scout it out and go, okay, the code is this, or buzzing in, is
00:21:56.440 this easy?
00:21:57.080 You deliver to the same building all the time.
00:21:58.560 You start to learn, you know?
00:21:59.840 Yeah.
00:22:00.200 And then you see whose doors are vacant, whose doors had a menu in the door for five days
00:22:05.060 in a row.
00:22:05.600 Yeah.
00:22:06.160 Might as well.
00:22:06.640 Maybe no one's home.
00:22:07.420 Yeah.
00:22:07.920 Stuff like that.
00:22:09.320 And then on top of that, like you said, Uber's not going to be responsible when it comes
00:22:14.400 down to, it's going to come down to the account holder.
00:22:16.260 Yeah, absolutely.
00:22:16.820 And then also another thing, this is less safety oriented, but just kind of like a race
00:22:21.900 to the bottom crabs in a bucket almost type shit is the illegals take all the cheap orders.
00:22:27.040 They take like a $2 order to deliver 15 items like three miles away.
00:22:31.360 And they're like, I got to take it.
00:22:32.720 They don't really know how to work the app.
00:22:34.220 So it kind of is driving prices down a little bit for everyone else.
00:22:37.420 So it's a two prong effect, but you may never know who's ordering your food or who's delivering
00:22:42.640 it rather.
00:22:43.000 Well, that Venezuelan guy we covered last episode, who said his daughter is his meal
00:22:48.040 ticket in America.
00:22:48.960 And then last episode said you can seize houses if they're uninhabited and you can be a squatter.
00:22:54.860 He's now buying a gun.
00:22:56.260 For the safety of his family.
00:23:09.320 He always says capiche.
00:23:11.700 Feels good.
00:23:14.660 Dry firing in the store.
00:23:16.600 Finger all over the trigger.
00:23:25.060 All right.
00:23:25.560 That's enough.
00:23:26.020 No gun safety.
00:23:27.120 No gun safety.
00:23:27.880 No discipline.
00:23:29.040 But I don't know.
00:23:29.820 Is he actually buying it?
00:23:30.800 Or I'm starting to think this guy is just becoming like a wrestling heel for Americans.
00:23:34.740 And he's trying to show him doing the worst possible things that a newcomer.
00:23:39.000 He could be a newcomer.
00:23:40.360 Yeah, he could be.
00:23:41.640 But something to keep an eye on and the Obama appointed judge said that illegals can carry
00:23:47.020 guns.
00:23:47.780 Yeah.
00:23:48.060 Oh, I know.
00:23:48.760 So it's kind of like a thing.
00:23:50.380 And you know how I am where I'm always kind of like trying to extrapolate to the conspiracy.
00:23:55.500 And one of my theories is like they'll let crime get so bad.
00:23:59.360 So you the public calls out for stricter enforcement.
00:24:02.940 But they'll also be calling out for like a police state, a highly surveilled police state
00:24:06.700 when you had the rules in the books to lock the people up in the first place.
00:24:10.200 What if the illegal gun crime gets so bad that you have the populace calling out to
00:24:15.420 get rid of the Second Amendment?
00:24:17.940 What?
00:24:19.520 Because then everyone's going, well, they're right.
00:24:21.180 They're allowed to have it.
00:24:22.100 And then everyone's going, well, we need to get rid of the Second Amendment.
00:24:24.200 We can't just give guns to anybody.
00:24:25.700 I thought you were going to have a bigger, deeper conspiracy at the end there.
00:24:28.920 They're just like they're trying to take away the Second Amendment.
00:24:30.700 Yeah, they already are.
00:24:31.540 Yeah, well, that's how you can do it.
00:24:33.520 They're actively saying it.
00:24:35.140 Yeah.
00:24:35.620 So these guys are disappointed me there.
00:24:37.780 You let me down a little bit.
00:24:39.180 But not every time.
00:24:40.180 Not every time.
00:24:40.860 Not every time.
00:24:41.400 Just sometimes I let you down.
00:24:42.660 All right.
00:24:43.120 Best episode ever chances.
00:24:44.540 Tick, tick, tick.
00:24:45.160 No.
00:24:45.440 Just went down.
00:24:46.160 Don't say that.
00:24:46.780 Don't say that.
00:24:48.280 So obviously these illegals are going to be doing home invasions and intruding a lot.
00:24:54.900 Florida is safe.
00:24:56.320 Yeah.
00:24:56.440 Look what the Florida sheriff had to say about people who break into people's houses.
00:25:00.860 So the person, we don't know what homeowner, which homeowner shot at him.
00:25:05.660 I guess they think that they did something wrong, which they did not.
00:25:09.300 If somebody's breaking into your house, you're more than welcome to shoot them in Santa Rosa County.
00:25:12.760 We prefer that you do, actually.
00:25:15.060 I like that.
00:25:16.200 Thank you.
00:25:16.600 And then by the end, he offers them a class so they can shoot the intruder better and kill them because the guy didn't die.
00:25:23.560 Yeah.
00:25:23.820 And so now we have to keep him in jail and pay for his meals and housing.
00:25:28.700 Isn't that way better than any other state?
00:25:31.060 I know.
00:25:31.440 It feels good.
00:25:32.220 It's like, hey, make sure you kill him.
00:25:33.280 That way we don't have to put him in jail.
00:25:34.520 Leave the body on the floor.
00:25:35.780 Make sure.
00:25:36.960 You can't walk over and execute him, but you do want to aim for the heart.
00:25:41.280 Oh, that's so good.
00:25:42.200 All right, moving on.
00:25:43.360 In Colorado, someone put up signs that were kind of like satire signs.
00:25:47.560 Almost an art piece, yeah.
00:25:48.720 Like art piece, kind of like Sabo used to do back in L.A., where you put up signs and it's about illegal immigration and illegals being prostitutes.
00:25:57.420 And look what's going on and how the news handled it.
00:26:00.200 Signs that were posted here right outside the state capitol in downtown Denver, Colorado.
00:26:05.280 One of them shows what looks like migrants running across the street.
00:26:09.300 There's another sign here that uses the word hookers and $20.
00:26:15.600 These signs posted early Friday morning.
00:26:18.660 We are talking to Colorado State Patrol about whether this is some sort of vandalism and if any kind of charges will be filed.
00:26:27.020 Ah, yeah.
00:26:28.340 That would be crossing the line.
00:26:29.940 Yeah.
00:26:30.800 Putting signs up, that's really dangerous for the safety of the community, right?
00:26:34.260 It's vandalism.
00:26:35.240 Putting signs up talking about the thousands of illegal immigrants that are in Colorado and the millions of dollars of taxpayer money that's going to support their lives.
00:26:43.720 Not to mention the public funds that have already been cut for other things in Denver to make room for the illegals in the budget.
00:26:49.720 Yeah.
00:26:50.040 And then the uptick in crimes and they're doing things like prostitution.
00:26:53.180 So you're degrading your society to maintain these people.
00:26:56.940 Yeah.
00:26:57.400 So satirizing that is an absolute crime against humanity.
00:27:01.920 We need to look into charges.
00:27:03.200 I know.
00:27:03.560 We might need to – hate crime is what keeps popping up to my head.
00:27:07.020 And then here's an article about it from KDVR.
00:27:10.360 What are described as hate speech signs were removed from the state capitol grounds Friday morning.
00:27:14.780 The signs were bolted, blah, blah, blah.
00:27:16.640 I think it definitely went overboard.
00:27:18.860 Even having that kind of hate in your heart is a step too far, together Denver organizer Amy Beck said.
00:27:25.240 Thanks, Amy.
00:27:26.120 Thanks, Amy.
00:27:26.620 What about the 50 million illegals here?
00:27:28.580 Was that anything?
00:27:29.460 Was that a step – was that too much?
00:27:31.500 Did anybody vote for that or just the signs that bothered you?
00:27:34.860 The signs are the problem.
00:27:35.660 Amy, why don't you head over to Planet Fitness and make sure the trans people are accosting the ladies there, please?
00:27:40.160 Amy, get in there and start vouching for these men because you are – that Amy right there is the reason America is on the downtrend of that good times.
00:27:50.640 Good times but not for long.
00:27:52.640 Yep, exactly.
00:27:53.700 Well, we are moving out of our migrant section into our last page of housekeeping.
00:27:57.700 Hold on.
00:27:58.640 One last thing I just want to say.
00:28:00.080 We always talk about how a white guy will put on some high heels and the documentary crew shows up.
00:28:05.180 They'll get two cameras, two different angles.
00:28:07.700 The signs, some satirical signs that don't necessarily mesh with the current worldview from the left.
00:28:13.720 And all of a sudden the news crew charges, a sheriff's press conference, who knows what else will pop up.
00:28:19.220 So it's the same thing on the other foot.
00:28:21.320 Maybe that's the way to bring attention to it is we need signs.
00:28:24.180 Yeah.
00:28:24.580 We need to up our sign game.
00:28:25.780 I would love to see more of these.
00:28:27.260 Yeah, me too.
00:28:28.520 All right, moving on to our last page of housekeeping.
00:28:31.400 New music from Darshan just dropped.
00:28:34.120 Darshan is a person with very entertaining talents, a PET of mine.
00:28:38.260 And he just dropped a new song.
00:28:40.740 Yeah, I'm going to take my horse to the old town road.
00:28:45.180 I'm going to ride till I can't no more.
00:28:48.660 I'm going to take my horse to the old town road.
00:28:52.060 I'm going to ride till I can't no more.
00:28:55.700 I got the horses in the back.
00:28:58.100 Horse tackies are tasked.
00:28:59.900 That is mad as back.
00:29:01.200 Got the booze at back to match.
00:29:03.360 Riding on a horse.
00:29:05.080 You can whip your paws.
00:29:06.420 I've been in the way.
00:29:07.980 All right.
00:29:08.420 Hey.
00:29:09.380 That was good.
00:29:09.980 It's good.
00:29:10.500 That was good.
00:29:11.100 All right.
00:29:11.420 We're actually in talks with Darshan for a shout out.
00:29:14.140 Okay.
00:29:14.600 He wants $250, which I think is fair.
00:29:18.040 Hey, Darshan, you have all the leverage, Darshan.
00:29:20.960 Yeah, Darshan, if you say Fluckus Talks, the podcast, you can basically charge me whatever
00:29:24.800 you want.
00:29:25.300 Yeah.
00:29:25.820 All right.
00:29:26.160 I have really important news.
00:29:27.800 This might be the most important sector of the whole episode.
00:29:31.460 Okay.
00:29:31.820 Sector.
00:29:32.340 Interesting choice.
00:29:33.160 Time Traveler.
00:29:34.300 All right.
00:29:34.760 I just posted about some things that are coming in the next month in April of 2024, and I want
00:29:41.760 to just kind of get it on the record so you guys know what's coming.
00:29:44.440 All right.
00:29:44.740 April 2nd, a 9.8 magnitude earthquake known as Big John occurs on the San Andreas fault
00:29:49.100 line.
00:29:49.860 They're very specific.
00:29:50.880 It lasts for over 45 minutes straight, never letting up, and causes San Francisco to be in
00:29:54.920 ruins.
00:29:56.220 Okay.
00:29:56.540 A 750-foot-high tsunami slams the California coastline only hours after Big John.
00:30:03.220 Okay.
00:30:03.620 Wow.
00:30:03.980 That's not good.
00:30:04.840 Millions lose their homes in San Francisco as uninhabitable for over five years.
00:30:09.600 All right.
00:30:10.400 April 15th, though, the cure for all cancers is finally discovered in a new experiment by
00:30:15.000 SpaceX.
00:30:15.460 The experiment is known as Lightspeed, as they found a way to move cells at the speed
00:30:19.260 of light.
00:30:19.820 It destroys the cancer cells.
00:30:22.280 All right.
00:30:22.840 April 26th, human bones slash remains are discovered on Mars by one of NASA's rovers,
00:30:26.820 Perseverance.
00:30:28.320 Okay.
00:30:29.200 This proves that humans were originally from Mars, and we are the real asteroid that caused
00:30:32.820 the dinosaur extinction.
00:30:34.140 Okay.
00:30:34.580 These dates will prove once and for all that I am a real time traveler.
00:30:39.260 Please be cautious of what's to come.
00:30:41.340 So that's why I like to get this out there, because some of the other time travelers I
00:30:45.960 follow, they'll be like, oh, something big's coming soon.
00:30:49.460 Yeah.
00:30:49.900 2024 is going to be-
00:30:51.100 Buckle up.
00:30:51.740 Yeah.
00:30:52.300 It's going to be a crazy year.
00:30:53.520 They keep it vague, so you can't actually verify their time traveler-ness.
00:30:55.700 April 2nd, April 15th, April 20th, whatever.
00:30:58.720 Cure for cancer.
00:30:59.720 I know.
00:31:00.360 And it's coming up.
00:31:01.180 He's got a week.
00:31:01.700 He's got a week, and we're going to figure it out.
00:31:03.640 Is he real or is he not?
00:31:04.820 And if he's real, we have a direct line in.
00:31:07.800 Yeah.
00:31:08.120 So we're going to kind of know what's coming after that, maybe some Bitcoin prices.
00:31:11.500 Okay.
00:31:11.840 Smart.
00:31:12.300 Yeah.
00:31:12.540 I'm going to really try and milk this guy, but it's very compelling stuff.
00:31:16.800 I mean, you read it yourself.
00:31:18.120 Yeah.
00:31:18.360 I've read it out loud as the video played on my screen, so therefore, it got read.
00:31:24.120 Oh, man.
00:31:25.240 All right.
00:31:26.020 Let's-
00:31:27.020 Speaking of time traveling.
00:31:28.760 Okay.
00:31:29.060 Speaking of weak men ruining society.
00:31:31.560 Okay.
00:31:31.800 Let's travel back in time to the late 80s and 90s, and I want to ask you guys if you remember
00:31:37.020 this toy set, the Rambo Kids Toy Kit.
00:31:40.760 Yeah.
00:31:41.300 Look at this.
00:31:42.240 I think I had this.
00:31:43.480 Yeah.
00:31:43.700 The knife, the gun.
00:31:44.920 A knife, a black gun that has no orange tip.
00:31:48.900 It's just a real looking gun.
00:31:50.420 Hell yeah.
00:31:50.740 A knife, a compass that probably kind of works, and then a hand grenade.
00:31:54.940 Yeah.
00:31:55.440 And a walkie-talkie.
00:31:56.820 Hell yeah.
00:31:57.860 So once this stopped-
00:31:59.440 Probably cost $3, too.
00:32:01.280 It's so good.
00:32:02.060 So cheap.
00:32:02.660 Once they stopped doing this, everyone got kind of twinkified.
00:32:05.980 Yeah, that's true.
00:32:06.720 And now we have to have a cringe of the week.
00:32:08.200 Absolutely.
00:32:09.220 All right.
00:32:09.500 We wouldn't have had it.
00:32:10.220 Yeah.
00:32:10.480 If this toy set was still on the shelves, I don't know what I'd be doing.
00:32:14.260 An accountant?
00:32:15.200 I'd probably be digging ditches.
00:32:17.360 Dicking?
00:32:18.100 Whoa.
00:32:18.720 That's a dicking.
00:32:19.480 Whoa.
00:32:20.160 Yeah.
00:32:20.840 You'd probably be a pack mule.
00:32:22.400 You'd probably be Uber Eats-ing, and then some illegal-
00:32:25.000 You'd probably be illegal Uber Eats arbitrage.
00:32:28.220 That's what you'd be up to.
00:32:29.260 I don't think that's true.
00:32:30.220 All right.
00:32:30.880 All right.
00:32:31.520 Trump had his bond that he had to pay, right?
00:32:34.640 Yep.
00:32:36.100 $475 million is now $175, or $450 is now $175.
00:32:39.460 You're in the right ballpark, yes.
00:32:40.880 And he's paying cash.
00:32:41.660 Yeah.
00:32:42.040 So it got knocked down a little bit.
00:32:44.100 Good for him.
00:32:44.880 He's paying cash.
00:32:45.800 He hit him with the Randy Moss straight cash homie line, which was a banger.
00:32:49.740 And, you know, I guess a little justice prevailed.
00:32:51.860 I still think the whole thing has no victim.
00:32:54.300 Yeah.
00:32:54.780 All the banks got paid back.
00:32:56.240 Nothing happened.
00:32:57.100 Letitia James is, like, trying to take his house or something, and his house is actually
00:33:01.040 a building.
00:33:01.980 And then they got him in trouble because he overvalued Mar-a-Lago, and Mar-a-Lago is only worth
00:33:06.640 $18 million.
00:33:07.660 According to some nothing.
00:33:08.460 They say, well, why don't you just sell Mar-a-Lago for hundreds of million to pay the bond?
00:33:13.320 So I was like, doesn't that prove that it's not worth $18 million?
00:33:16.460 Yeah.
00:33:16.800 So they're shot to bankrupt Trump before the election to make sure he doesn't have any
00:33:20.680 cash to run.
00:33:22.020 Failed.
00:33:22.820 And he will persevere.
00:33:25.380 Yep.
00:33:25.740 Exactly.
00:33:26.100 And he's going to, dude, if Trump wins the election, he's going to say, I'm pardoning
00:33:30.240 myself for every single thing every day and going forward.
00:33:34.480 And everyone who knows me.
00:33:35.980 Yeah.
00:33:36.200 Anyone who's in a photo with me.
00:33:37.480 Yeah.
00:33:37.880 Stuff like that.
00:33:39.120 All right.
00:33:39.440 Last piece of housekeeping.
00:33:40.920 Christ is king.
00:33:42.300 That's what they're saying on Twitter.
00:33:43.860 That's what they're saying.
00:33:44.580 And that's what I'm saying in real life.
00:33:46.120 But that sentence is said to be anti-Semitic now because Ben Shapiro is spiraling following
00:33:51.000 the Candace Owens firing.
00:33:52.640 Yeah.
00:33:52.820 I think a few people are on tilt.
00:33:54.880 And if you find yourself arguing about Christ is king, if you're Jewish versus Christians
00:33:59.740 on Twitter, you've already kind of lost.
00:34:02.200 I don't think it's very good and productive.
00:34:04.360 And it's one of those like, you open Twitter, what are we arguing about again on the right?
00:34:08.080 Yeah.
00:34:08.360 Oh.
00:34:08.780 Christ is king is bad.
00:34:10.180 Or it's some sort of dog whistle or something.
00:34:12.180 Yeah.
00:34:12.600 Now is not the time to be a Shabbos goy.
00:34:14.960 Christ is king.
00:34:16.040 It's Easter.
00:34:17.280 We're not going to argue whether Christ is king or not with Jews.
00:34:20.740 Yeah.
00:34:21.080 We're arguing semantics with Jewish people.
00:34:24.820 About Jesus.
00:34:25.640 Yeah.
00:34:26.720 Pass.
00:34:27.500 Or we're going to argue and then maybe we'll figure out who's correct and who's not.
00:34:30.860 Exactly.
00:34:31.360 That's the thing.
00:34:31.940 You guys have your views.
00:34:32.800 We have ours.
00:34:33.420 Like, let's just be two ships passing in the night and don't try to tell us what to
00:34:36.340 do, right?
00:34:37.180 Christ is king.
00:34:38.060 That is the end of housekeeping.
00:34:39.380 Christ is king.
00:34:40.120 I have to say it as well.
00:34:41.000 I haven't said it yet.
00:34:42.100 Very nice.
00:34:42.680 Say Christ is Lord.
00:34:43.500 Christ is Lord.
00:34:44.400 Jesus Christ is Lord.
00:34:46.100 Feels good.
00:34:46.840 Yeah.
00:34:47.120 Sorry, Ben Shapiro.
00:34:48.420 I don't know.
00:34:49.000 I don't know what to do.
00:34:50.620 Moving on.
00:34:51.500 I don't know what to do.
00:34:52.600 I'm not going to argue on Twitter about it.
00:34:53.980 That's for sure.
00:34:54.680 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:55.860 Now is the time to say it proud because it's going to get worse.
00:34:59.580 All right.
00:35:02.200 Cringe of the week.
00:35:03.000 We have a very packed cringe.
00:35:05.240 Birth control and crop tops.
00:35:07.540 Yeah.
00:35:07.720 What do you want to start with crop tops.
00:35:09.440 So men are embracing the crop tops.
00:35:11.340 The article says men are embracing the fashion trend won by worn by women for years.
00:35:16.380 How did it get to this point?
00:35:17.600 It shows this guy's cut, you know, this guy's cut over here in the Everlast one.
00:35:21.560 But then this guy's doing the arms up twink model face.
00:35:25.280 Because some people think like, oh, this is similar to the 80s or like in Rocky when they
00:35:28.920 used to wear crop tops.
00:35:29.940 Yep.
00:35:30.320 But the guy's showing off his hips and going like this.
00:35:32.960 Yeah.
00:35:33.180 That's a different level of twinkification for the crop tops, right?
00:35:36.080 That's some twink shit.
00:35:36.900 And I think back in the 80s too, the crop top shirt was a shirt that you wore under your
00:35:41.720 shoulder pads.
00:35:42.440 Exactly.
00:35:42.780 It was like very specific to a sport or-
00:35:45.740 I played football or I just got out of practice or I'm about to go to practice or I'm
00:35:49.520 heading home from practice and you wear a crop top shirt or you're working out in the
00:35:53.380 crop top shirt that you wear under your shoulder pads.
00:35:55.740 And you were shredded.
00:35:56.840 And you were shredded.
00:35:57.480 You were absolutely shredded.
00:35:58.760 Only the biggest guys did that.
00:36:00.240 So it was kind of a point of pride, I would guess.
00:36:03.640 But it's not the same.
00:36:05.420 You can make that argument, but it's not the same.
00:36:07.320 And then do you want to move-
00:36:08.900 Yeah, we can move on.
00:36:09.980 But I really want to make one more point.
00:36:12.020 Our straight guys are now prison gays.
00:36:15.200 You know, someone who's not gay, but they get to prison, they actually will be someone's
00:36:18.600 girlfriend and become gay.
00:36:19.760 I'll do a little bit.
00:36:20.560 I mean, I'm here for five years.
00:36:21.960 Yeah.
00:36:22.240 And then like, I don't really have a choice.
00:36:23.480 This guy's way bigger than me.
00:36:24.700 So our straight guys are now prison gays.
00:36:28.700 Our prison gays are normal gays and our gays are trans.
00:36:31.660 Everyone's slid over, right?
00:36:33.220 And our chads are just normal guys.
00:36:35.460 Yeah, exactly.
00:36:36.280 So straight guys are now prison gays and our prison gays are full-blown gays.
00:36:42.240 I want to just make that-
00:36:42.820 You got that on the record.
00:36:43.840 I got that on there.
00:36:45.040 Everyone slid over.
00:36:45.760 And then so what's going on with women, right?
00:36:47.660 Do women like this?
00:36:48.880 Who's incentivizing the twinks to wear the crop tops?
00:36:51.040 The women, obviously, right?
00:36:52.280 It might work for some of them, some of the young ones.
00:36:54.700 And so we just wanted to read this post about a young woman that kind of ends with a thing
00:37:00.160 that we've been harping on on the podcast for a long time, which is birth control makes
00:37:03.860 women crazy.
00:37:05.100 She posts on this subreddit.
00:37:08.300 She says,
00:37:08.660 I'll just get right into it.
00:37:26.280 I think I may genuinely hate him, and it's so fucked up because he's the sweetest, most
00:37:30.560 helpful, most generous, just perfect boyfriend.
00:37:33.780 He's never been anything but good to me these last four years, but lately, I've found myself
00:37:38.280 disliking more and more things about him.
00:37:40.340 The last time we hung out this past weekend, everything he did pissed me off irrationally.
00:37:45.200 The way he stood, the clothes he wore, how he walked, spoke, his hobbies.
00:37:50.120 I started thinking he was too thin, too short, not hairy enough, not masculine enough, just
00:37:54.980 picking at every perceived flaw I didn't care about before.
00:37:58.120 Yesterday, I found myself checking out other guys and desiring them when I've never even
00:38:02.140 desired people like that.
00:38:03.580 Looks never even mattered to me.
00:38:05.220 But despite these awful feelings, the thought of leaving him breaks my heart.
00:38:08.920 He's my person.
00:38:10.080 It's been four years, and we were with each other through so much.
00:38:12.940 I don't understand how I can go from love to hate like this, especially when things that
00:38:17.880 I hate aren't even his fault.
00:38:19.740 Please help.
00:38:20.960 And then the top comment or one of the comments goes, did you recently change your birth control?
00:38:25.640 And she goes, these feelings started after I got on the depo shot, actually, but it's
00:38:30.320 been almost a year now.
00:38:32.120 So birth control did that.
00:38:34.640 Birth control did that, whether it was coming on or getting off or depo shot versus-
00:38:39.220 Getting off the old one onto the depo shot, maybe?
00:38:41.880 Yeah.
00:38:42.060 But yeah, that's what birth control does.
00:38:43.640 But a change in her birth control radically changed her thoughts, feelings, and passion
00:38:48.700 about a guy who she spent four years of her life with dating.
00:38:53.080 Isn't that scary?
00:38:53.960 That's very scary.
00:38:54.940 And that's why you can't take birth control.
00:38:56.480 And so whether or not-
00:38:57.380 It fries your brain.
00:38:57.940 Exactly.
00:38:58.500 And whether you're coming off or going on, you're at risk of spending the next four years
00:39:04.060 in some bird box blind, I don't know which side I'm on, which is actually right.
00:39:09.420 Do I like the masculine guys or do I like my twig boyfriend?
00:39:12.060 They're just pissing me off now.
00:39:13.300 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:39:14.560 So, I mean, there's a chance you could waste a lot of years of your life.
00:39:18.560 And then, God forbid, if you get married and you're on birth control that whole time and
00:39:22.340 then it takes time to have a kid.
00:39:23.700 And then all of a sudden you go, I fucking hate this guy.
00:39:27.000 Wow.
00:39:27.480 That's what happens a lot.
00:39:28.300 I know.
00:39:28.840 And so it's like a whole wasting your youth or wasting, I don't know which one she wasted,
00:39:35.280 but she wasted this guy's time.
00:39:36.680 She wasted her time all because she was on some thing that blinded her a little bit.
00:39:40.800 And also all because like a doctor told a 14-year-old in freshman year of high school
00:39:45.920 to take birth control probably to help-
00:39:48.180 This will help your period.
00:39:49.320 Your period and you help your hormones.
00:39:51.060 It actually doesn't.
00:39:52.000 It completely depletes you nutritionally too.
00:39:54.660 It messes you up.
00:39:55.700 There's really no upside.
00:39:57.340 Yeah.
00:39:57.500 Like no one knows that you can just like track your cycle and be just as safe.
00:40:02.080 Avoid pregnancy pretty easily.
00:40:03.000 You don't need to like trick your body into thinking you're pregnant or having a million
00:40:07.000 miscarriages or something.
00:40:08.380 Yeah.
00:40:09.160 And so that's, I mean, that's why the tank tops will return, guys, because a certain percentage
00:40:13.660 of the population is on this shit and loves the twink guys.
00:40:17.080 And those are like the streamer types, the guys who are twinks in the tank tops.
00:40:20.360 And then something bad's going to happen.
00:40:22.060 And then we're going to look at the twink tank top guys and go, huh, can you help me
00:40:26.160 change this tire before the invaders-
00:40:28.320 There's an attacker on the plane.
00:40:29.860 Yeah.
00:40:30.480 And then they're going to go like this too.
00:40:32.700 And then everyone's going to kind of have like a wake up call where they go, wait a sec.
00:40:36.360 And then the smart people who are not on birth control, who are attracted to masculine
00:40:39.880 men, they'll still be attracted and still pair off with the masculine men and have good,
00:40:44.540 strong families.
00:40:45.180 And then the twinks and the birth control retards will get paired up and have like weak children
00:40:50.260 One kid.
00:40:51.180 Or no kids.
00:40:52.260 Yeah.
00:40:52.580 And then that's it.
00:40:53.460 And then we'll see you in 20 years when my kids fuck you up.
00:40:57.120 Eating your lunch.
00:40:57.920 Yeah.
00:40:58.120 Yeah.
00:40:58.360 That's what's up.
00:40:59.080 But I mean, it's, the whole point is that's so scary.
00:41:01.860 Four years.
00:41:03.100 You dated someone basically, and this girl's like 18, 19, freshman in college.
00:41:07.220 So it's like a quarter of your life you were wrong.
00:41:10.380 Yeah.
00:41:10.820 Isn't that crazy?
00:41:11.800 Very.
00:41:12.040 And then obviously with this, with, we have the new twinks and all these trans people and
00:41:17.320 all these weak men, what they do is make normal guys seem like they got problems.
00:41:22.960 There's a new disease that me and Ratboy have.
00:41:25.940 Yeah.
00:41:26.200 Which I didn't even realize.
00:41:27.260 I've always had it.
00:41:28.220 It's called breast fetishism.
00:41:32.580 As a paraphilia, breast fetishism, also known as mastofact, breast partialism, or mesophilia,
00:41:39.620 is a sexual interest that focuses exclusively on the female breasts.
00:41:43.540 Hmm.
00:41:44.120 I didn't realize I was oppressed and part of a marginalized community.
00:41:47.080 Yeah.
00:41:47.420 I'm marginalized now.
00:41:48.560 They used to just call that being a red-blooded American, but apparently now it needs to be
00:41:52.880 categorized by like a twink guy.
00:41:54.800 And it's interesting because you really like the big titty woodshop teacher.
00:41:59.840 Yeah, I do.
00:42:00.380 So you have breast fetishism.
00:42:02.160 I have it.
00:42:02.860 Yeah.
00:42:03.160 I know.
00:42:03.460 Lock me up.
00:42:04.380 Yeah.
00:42:04.620 Lock him up.
00:42:05.300 Throw away the key.
00:42:06.200 I know.
00:42:06.940 All right.
00:42:07.540 Let's move on to spring cleaning.
00:42:10.280 Yeah.
00:42:10.960 This lady, we're going to play it.
00:42:12.600 It's a little bit of a long video, but it's worth it.
00:42:16.500 Lovely.
00:42:18.540 I moved into this house four years ago and haven't cleaned behind the couch since.
00:42:22.540 I know what you're thinking, Madison.
00:42:24.020 That is absolutely disgusting.
00:42:26.280 And I am right there with you.
00:42:28.220 Every few months, it kind of crosses my mind.
00:42:30.440 But then something more important comes up, like basic things like laundry and dishes
00:42:35.320 and stuff like that.
00:42:36.960 But if you've been following along lately, I am single now.
00:42:40.160 So I co-parent and there's days during the week that I don't have my kids, like today.
00:42:44.740 So I woke up this morning and I was like, if I do one thing today, it has to be clean
00:42:50.020 under the couch.
00:42:50.660 I knew it was going to be bad, but I honestly didn't expect it to be this bad.
00:42:55.640 Believe it or not, this one's going to be even worse because this is where we usually
00:42:59.300 put our drinks up against here and here.
00:43:01.880 And they've spilled a couple times.
00:43:03.960 So here we go.
00:43:06.420 This is probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever posted on the internet, though.
00:43:10.360 But I love to be vulnerable and show real life.
00:43:12.700 And if I can just make one person feel better about themselves or their state of their house,
00:43:16.460 then I've succeeded.
00:43:18.380 Follow for part two.
00:43:20.000 Recently single.
00:43:22.780 And then she said...
00:43:24.180 And when they had boyfriends, when she had a boyfriend, she'd go, hey, Mike, cheers.
00:43:27.880 And then throw something over her shoulder into the couch.
00:43:30.860 You spilled behind the couch and left it and moved on?
00:43:33.820 Oh, I need a new cup.
00:43:35.480 Dropped mine.
00:43:36.500 Bummer.
00:43:36.700 And then she said she never got around to cleaning behind the couch or under the couch
00:43:40.960 because basic things like laundry and dishes and cleaning the house.
00:43:45.700 Isn't that like the third thing?
00:43:46.900 I know.
00:43:48.500 Like laundry and dishes is cleaning.
00:43:50.360 And not living in squalor didn't make the cut.
00:43:52.720 Yeah.
00:43:53.180 And at the end, she says...
00:43:55.020 And you know she did this because it was starting to creep out.
00:43:58.560 The new things that fell down in the back, they were starting to push out the old things
00:44:02.260 towards the front.
00:44:02.940 So it wasn't like I finally did it.
00:44:04.900 It was like, okay, I can't ignore this anymore.
00:44:06.920 Yeah.
00:44:07.200 Then if you see trash on the ground, you just kind of kick it under the couch.
00:44:09.680 She was kicking it back in for a while.
00:44:11.580 That's what I do.
00:44:13.140 And then at the end, she said that she was really vulnerable when she made this, but she
00:44:17.020 hopes that she can help people feel better about their living situations.
00:44:21.080 Why would that be the goal?
00:44:22.920 Yeah.
00:44:23.620 Like imagine looking at her house.
00:44:24.340 You just humiliated yourself.
00:44:25.600 Yeah.
00:44:26.080 Imagine looking at that lady's under her couch and going, ah, mine's kind of like that too.
00:44:30.780 Not so bad.
00:44:31.580 Or going, mine's not like that.
00:44:33.260 I'm better than her.
00:44:34.200 I don't need to clean up for another month.
00:44:36.000 Yeah.
00:44:36.480 What are you talking about?
00:44:38.580 Yeah.
00:44:38.860 Spring cleaning is more like, you know, you do the deep clean, you take the dust off the
00:44:43.600 bookshelf that you don't really do every day.
00:44:46.220 Spring cleaning is like, ah, the garage, the boxes in the garage.
00:44:49.040 I really got to organize that and put it on the shelves.
00:44:51.180 You know, it's all the long-term shit.
00:44:53.340 It's not trash piling up under your couch.
00:44:55.620 That's not spring cleaning.
00:44:57.080 That's called teetering on hoarding, right?
00:44:59.280 Yeah, exactly.
00:45:00.780 And what I noticed too, obviously on Instagram, we see with like the fat park hoppers, what
00:45:05.140 are they called?
00:45:05.500 Yeah.
00:45:05.620 Plus size park hoppers.
00:45:06.700 Yeah.
00:45:06.940 They blocked me, but plus size park hoppers.
00:45:09.840 You see a lot of ladies trying to get validation online for their bad decisions.
00:45:14.940 Yeah.
00:45:15.540 So instead of like-
00:45:16.640 Girl, me too.
00:45:17.640 Yeah.
00:45:18.140 You know, they want to hear that.
00:45:19.280 Oh, my house is messy.
00:45:20.200 Oh yeah.
00:45:20.900 Clean it up.
00:45:21.600 You did great.
00:45:22.540 Blah, blah, blah.
00:45:23.240 But it makes people feel better about their bad situations when they kind of should feel
00:45:28.080 bad about their bad situations to improve them.
00:45:30.620 Yeah.
00:45:31.040 If you watch plus size park hoppers and go, oh, these fat fucks didn't fit on a ride.
00:45:34.460 I'm only 290.
00:45:35.820 I can fit on a ride too.
00:45:37.220 Yeah.
00:45:37.940 Well, and that's the same thing.
00:45:39.240 It's the disgust factor, right?
00:45:40.760 You have to be like disgusted by things, both in your own house, in your own life,
00:45:45.300 and online, right?
00:45:47.020 You have to be like, oh, that's not right.
00:45:48.740 That didn't make me feel good.
00:45:50.200 And I think that this kind of content is sort of an answer to like the perfect supermodel
00:45:58.000 on Instagram, right?
00:45:59.040 Yeah.
00:45:59.260 That everybody likes.
00:46:00.000 Oh, no, this perfect airbrush supermodel picture.
00:46:02.960 That's awesome.
00:46:03.560 On the beach, on the most expensive vacation, right?
00:46:06.160 And then it's like, hey, guys, I'm a fat mom.
00:46:08.880 Like, I'm ready to clean up my slop pile.
00:46:11.440 So there's like a balance, but then it's like that should feel, you should feel shame.
00:46:16.040 You should be embarrassed.
00:46:16.840 Like, it's not, that's not for online almost.
00:46:19.140 Yeah.
00:46:19.480 But that's kind of the ecosystem that's been developing.
00:46:22.480 Hey, are you 300 and you want to go to Disney?
00:46:24.580 Come on.
00:46:25.280 Come on here.
00:46:26.220 Hey, you got shit piling up onto your couch?
00:46:28.220 Come on.
00:46:28.520 I got you.
00:46:29.380 There's two of us.
00:46:30.360 It's normal.
00:46:31.120 A lot of people have that.
00:46:32.300 Don't feel bad about it.
00:46:33.440 Don't have shame because then you might improve and improve because you're disgusted.
00:46:37.060 Don't do that.
00:46:37.620 I don't need to improve.
00:46:38.900 Come on.
00:46:39.000 Join the community of it.
00:46:40.220 Yeah.
00:46:40.580 Yeah.
00:46:40.820 Good point.
00:46:41.860 All right.
00:46:42.380 Let's go to the Walmart scene.
00:46:43.900 This is a guy who goes viral for yelling in Walmart and pouring milk on his own head.
00:46:49.420 You can't quit.
00:46:50.300 You can't quit.
00:46:51.380 You can't quit.
00:46:52.740 You can't quit.
00:46:54.000 Even if you're depressed right now, you can't quit.
00:46:56.660 Even if you're going through addiction, you can't quit.
00:46:59.340 Even if you have a point in your life where you don't know what to do right now, you still can't quit.
00:47:04.440 No matter what they got to say.
00:47:05.480 You think he cleans up after?
00:47:07.160 Does that look like the type of guy to go, all right, the bit's over.
00:47:10.040 Where's the mop?
00:47:10.840 Thanks, guys.
00:47:11.800 Cut.
00:47:12.320 Yeah.
00:47:13.060 Let me clean this up.
00:47:14.280 It's right off camera.
00:47:15.500 I'm prepared.
00:47:16.260 I'm a good content creator.
00:47:17.420 I don't think he does.
00:47:18.540 I don't think he does either.
00:47:20.140 This is just anti-social behavior driven by social media.
00:47:23.340 Of course.
00:47:23.920 By likes.
00:47:24.860 And we've said this about the streamers, too.
00:47:27.280 The problem with a guy like this is you go viral and you build an audience and you kind of get addicted to the dopamine, the likes, and the clicks.
00:47:34.540 The feedback loop.
00:47:35.240 The feedback loop, but your audience is supporting and following you because you're doing bad stuff.
00:47:42.620 Yeah.
00:47:43.040 So if you want to keep going, you have to keep doing bad stuff.
00:47:46.520 And then if you get addicted to the dopamine and the clicks too hard, the best thing for you would be to separate from your audience to stop you from doing this, which means give up your livelihood, give up the thing that drives you, give up your 300K account or whatever he has.
00:48:01.340 So you get into this bad loop where you either have to keep doing anti-social, horrible things that are cringe and borderline illegal, or you have to grow out of it and then leave it all behind when your number one motivation for getting involved was to gain a following in an audience.
00:48:17.300 So it's like a horrible catch-22 when you build your audience based on things in a bad foundation, like a non-godly foundation.
00:48:25.480 Yeah.
00:48:25.720 It's a monkey paw scenario.
00:48:27.220 It's like, I want 3,000 followers.
00:48:28.900 Go pour milk on your head in Walmart and start screaming, bitch.
00:48:32.120 Yeah.
00:48:32.240 I want to lose 100 pounds.
00:48:33.760 The monkey paw moves, but then you like amputate your leg.
00:48:36.520 Yeah, exactly.
00:48:37.600 Exactly.
00:48:38.420 And then this also leads me to say, I think we're going to talk about this guy a little bit more in Urban Decay, but I want to wait before we reveal what we're going to say.
00:48:45.860 But this type of guy, right?
00:48:47.720 He's doing it multiple times, you said?
00:48:49.500 You've seen this multiple takes?
00:48:50.680 Oh, yeah.
00:48:50.700 That's what he does.
00:48:51.980 So what does Walmart kick someone out for at the end?
00:48:55.020 Like how do you get banned from Walmart?
00:48:56.420 Or maybe he's going to different ones.
00:48:57.720 He hits a tri-state area and he goes, all right, I'll hit this one today.
00:49:01.800 And so they don't communicate.
00:49:03.000 But this leads me to say, if you ever meet someone who's banned from Walmart, that's worse than prison time.
00:49:09.920 Yeah.
00:49:10.240 I think that's more antisocial and more bad than like going to jail and being like, yeah, you know, I paid my debt to society.
00:49:18.080 If you get banned from Walmart, you're a different tier menace.
00:49:21.100 They can just take the Walmart ban list, give it to the cops, cross-reference.
00:49:25.360 It might as well just be a prison list.
00:49:27.620 And you could probably find the next 50 guys you need to arrest.
00:49:31.360 I agree.
00:49:32.100 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.
00:49:33.640 Moving on to Urban Decay, it's going to get a little worse.
00:49:36.080 It actually gets worse fast.
00:49:38.220 Yeah.
00:49:38.800 And that was a short cringe.
00:49:40.100 What happened?
00:49:40.620 That was a short cringe.
00:49:42.020 You know, we had to make room for the time travel.
00:49:45.760 Admit it.
00:49:46.520 I admit it.
00:49:48.060 All right.
00:49:48.520 Our first clip of Urban Decay, domestic cannibalism.
00:49:52.240 Yeah.
00:49:52.620 We made it, guys.
00:49:53.720 Caught on camera.
00:49:54.600 This was in Wasco, California.
00:49:57.580 And it was after a train accident where someone got brutally disfigured and like lost a leg.
00:50:03.300 Hey, where's the middle?
00:50:09.300 You can see it's a Latino type eating a severed leg.
00:50:19.180 Hmm.
00:50:23.160 And he's manic.
00:50:26.440 Well, he's got it.
00:50:27.640 He's taking it home with him.
00:50:28.680 Yeah.
00:50:29.060 And he was arrested for like, I think, removing evidence from a crime scene.
00:50:33.060 Obviously, as we said at the beginning of Housekeeping, this was the first opportunistic cannibalism that I've personally ever seen.
00:50:40.980 Yeah.
00:50:41.340 But, oh, white people, though.
00:50:43.680 That's your pick.
00:50:44.620 Oh, white people.
00:50:45.600 Oh, colonizers.
00:50:46.920 White people are colonizers.
00:50:48.180 Well, if this is who we're colonizing.
00:50:49.960 I think that was fair play, then.
00:50:51.720 I think we got his country.
00:50:53.160 We should take whatever he's got.
00:50:54.200 I know.
00:50:54.520 We should get him locked somewhere.
00:50:56.380 We're not only colonized.
00:50:57.340 We need to oppress him more.
00:50:58.980 Exactly.
00:50:59.880 Oh, we need this guy to pick vegetables, though.
00:51:02.560 Yeah.
00:51:03.220 You know?
00:51:03.660 Do you?
00:51:04.320 This guy?
00:51:05.020 I don't think so.
00:51:06.060 I don't think.
00:51:06.620 I wouldn't trust him anywhere.
00:51:07.860 Yeah, me neither.
00:51:08.620 But I'm glad we got that on the record.
00:51:10.020 First case of domestic cannibalism on social media.
00:51:13.920 Yeah.
00:51:14.360 Yeah.
00:51:14.540 Because there was that famous killer who ate people.
00:51:17.000 Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:51:17.580 I mean, there's been cannibals.
00:51:18.700 People are cannibals all the time.
00:51:20.380 And white people, too.
00:51:21.660 We're not just like, we're just doing a bit, kind of.
00:51:24.080 But this could be third world shit.
00:51:25.640 Of course, it is.
00:51:27.320 You know?
00:51:28.000 Because when you see a leg in the ground, you might think, wow, something happened.
00:51:31.940 Where's the rest of the body?
00:51:33.120 Is someone in trouble and needs help?
00:51:35.080 Yeah.
00:51:35.300 You don't really go, hmm, I probably shouldn't, but I kind of want to take a bite.
00:51:40.640 Yeah.
00:51:40.820 You know?
00:51:41.440 I was on a train that killed someone one time.
00:51:43.640 Did you feel it?
00:51:44.460 I was on a commuter train.
00:51:45.500 No, I didn't feel it.
00:51:46.620 We slowed down.
00:51:47.580 And then they came over the PA and made an announcement that the recovery team was coming
00:51:52.720 out.
00:51:53.000 We were going to be delayed for like an hour.
00:51:54.720 So I was like an hour late to work that day.
00:51:56.720 Did they tell you not to look out the window?
00:51:58.500 No, they didn't.
00:51:59.260 But there was some woman who was across the aisle from me going like, oh, crying.
00:52:04.040 And then trying to make eye contact.
00:52:05.480 Like, isn't this so weird?
00:52:06.540 And I'm like, I don't know.
00:52:07.300 I'm watching an episode of something.
00:52:08.600 Like, I was like, this guy just ruined my day.
00:52:11.560 But yeah.
00:52:12.160 Wow.
00:52:13.260 All right.
00:52:13.760 Let's move on.
00:52:14.820 All right.
00:52:15.680 I didn't try to eat the guy, though.
00:52:17.580 Good.
00:52:18.180 That's what's up.
00:52:18.940 Yeah.
00:52:19.300 We have two people that were looking to sucker punch in these next two clips.
00:52:23.380 First is the mall security fight.
00:52:30.020 Let's play that again at the beginning.
00:52:31.740 Because watch this.
00:52:32.760 It's very important to see the hand.
00:52:35.000 She says, don't touch me.
00:52:35.980 But watch the extent of the touch from the security guard.
00:52:38.260 Don't touch me.
00:52:39.340 Don't touch me.
00:52:41.000 Don't touch me.
00:52:42.520 Don't touch me.
00:52:44.120 And that's on camera.
00:52:45.960 Don't touch me.
00:52:48.040 Don't touch me.
00:52:49.840 And that's in the name of Jesus.
00:52:51.540 I remember the name of the pastor.
00:52:53.360 I remember the pastor.
00:52:53.880 All that shit.
00:52:55.780 He's not going to touch me.
00:52:58.640 I want my child.
00:52:59.680 So the lady in the church outfit.
00:53:02.900 Borderline church outfit.
00:53:04.040 Yeah.
00:53:04.200 Yeah.
00:53:04.660 You might assume she was a nice lady if you didn't see the tape.
00:53:07.420 Or hear her going, don't touch me.
00:53:09.080 Don't touch me.
00:53:09.840 Don't touch me.
00:53:10.840 Obviously should have been his first warning.
00:53:13.560 He just like barely grazed her hand.
00:53:15.920 It was a block.
00:53:16.920 It was a block.
00:53:17.500 She was going like this and pointing.
00:53:18.860 He went like this.
00:53:19.580 And as soon as he touched her, bam.
00:53:21.120 She was looking to sucker punch today.
00:53:22.820 Yeah, she was.
00:53:23.600 And after he touched her with that little palm block thing, she thought it was justified to swing as hard as she could.
00:53:31.560 She was happy it's on camera.
00:53:32.900 On the security guard.
00:53:34.740 This isn't like some Karen who didn't mind their business.
00:53:37.840 This is a security approaching you for obviously some sort of reason.
00:53:41.480 Some sort of misbehavior, antisocial behavior happening at the mall.
00:53:44.500 And so what's your response to that security guard?
00:53:47.360 Wait for him to give you a chance to sucker punch him, right?
00:53:49.640 Grow hop into it.
00:53:50.560 Yeah, exactly.
00:53:51.340 And so this is a certain percentage of the population out there.
00:53:56.780 We showed the takeover last week.
00:53:59.120 The old white guy who was trying to break up a takeover that was happening outside of his house basically.
00:54:05.300 And some guy just goes, now's my chance.
00:54:07.740 And he crow hops into it.
00:54:08.960 Boom, sucker punches an old white guy.
00:54:10.840 And now we're going to show you a bouncer, which kind of is leading me to believe there's certain people who are just looking for their opportunity to sucker punch someone, right?
00:54:18.580 Mm-hmm.
00:54:21.340 Goofy white kid doing some goofy shit.
00:54:25.020 And he's drunk, obviously.
00:54:26.860 Probably just got denied.
00:54:29.200 He was doing a bit.
00:54:30.480 And the bouncer tried to get his teeth, knock all his teeth out, right?
00:54:34.120 Yeah, and the kid was doing a bit.
00:54:35.560 He's probably drunk.
00:54:36.680 Of course.
00:54:37.060 But the bouncer, I'm assuming, watched Roadhouse this weekend.
00:54:39.840 Yeah.
00:54:40.080 This isn't Roadhouse, bro.
00:54:41.640 You aren't Patrick Swayze.
00:54:42.800 You're a 40-year-old man who's working at a bouncer trying to knock out a white kid who's clearly too inebriated.
00:54:49.880 That's assault, brother.
00:54:51.000 Yeah.
00:54:51.340 So this isn't Roadhouse.
00:54:53.400 Pain does hurt.
00:54:55.100 The cops do come.
00:54:57.140 And you're not Swayze, brother.
00:54:58.800 And because you're a security guard, it's like, oh, I'm a cop, kind of?
00:55:02.020 No.
00:55:02.500 No, you're not.
00:55:03.640 The police do come.
00:55:05.120 You're just a guy like everyone else out there.
00:55:07.420 Yeah.
00:55:07.820 We watched Roadhouse this weekend.
00:55:09.420 Yeah, it was an insane movie.
00:55:11.780 It was weird.
00:55:12.540 I don't even, it was like all these random people were in it, like Post Malone and Conor McGregor
00:55:18.080 and all these weird, like, hyper-realistic but sped-up action scenes.
00:55:23.000 It was like Gumby, kind of.
00:55:24.580 Yeah, it made me feel weird after.
00:55:26.300 I go, what did I just watch?
00:55:27.360 Was that a mix of CGI and reality?
00:55:29.460 You know Gumby's like a rubber guy who kind of slinks around?
00:55:32.700 Yeah.
00:55:33.000 It was like that.
00:55:33.720 I do like Gyllenhaal, though.
00:55:35.440 I like Gyllenhaal.
00:55:36.220 Gyllenhaal does a good job.
00:55:37.400 Yeah, he does.
00:55:38.060 And he teams up with Michael Pena sometimes.
00:55:39.860 Oh, love Pena.
00:55:40.860 We love Pena.
00:55:41.800 Yeah, whenever Pena's in it, you know it's going to be at least okay.
00:55:44.260 Yeah.
00:55:44.840 But never great, and he doesn't really lead well.
00:55:47.460 He's a lead guy.
00:55:48.300 That's true.
00:55:48.940 You know, I don't want to watch Michael Pena as the lead.
00:55:52.200 I will, but it's not my favorite.
00:55:53.960 He's a character actor.
00:55:54.960 We've been watching White Lotus.
00:55:57.020 Yeah.
00:55:57.580 Season one and two.
00:55:59.720 You know?
00:56:00.280 Nothing ever happens.
00:56:01.100 Nothing ever happens.
00:56:02.040 Just a bunch of kind of different people on vacation, and they interact, and then maybe someone dies.
00:56:08.180 But I heard, oh, White Lotus, it's so crazy.
00:56:10.460 Oh, White Lotus, it's so iconic.
00:56:11.940 Oh, that music.
00:56:12.780 Oh, White Lotus, White Lotus, it's the show of the year.
00:56:15.320 And I think it's going to be like some murder mystery, some like crazy espionage.
00:56:18.660 That's what I thought.
00:56:19.480 I thought it was like a murder mystery.
00:56:20.760 Just people on a high-end vacation who like do pills.
00:56:23.280 Yeah, nothing ever happens.
00:56:24.560 Not that great.
00:56:25.040 But we're still watching it.
00:56:26.200 Yeah, I like it.
00:56:27.000 All right, let's not get too out of Urban Decay here.
00:56:30.540 All right, you're right.
00:56:31.140 But yeah, some people are looking to sucker punch you, and we've shown you enough evidence that as soon as like, oh, the block comes, or as soon as the white kid does a bit after being denied entry to a bar, it's not your cue to sucker punch someone, right?
00:56:44.720 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:56:45.580 All right, let's go to the Fair Dodger section.
00:56:47.460 Yeah, this is why we always encourage broken windows policing.
00:56:53.420 Yep.
00:56:53.800 This man picked the wrong subway entrance to try to beat the fair.
00:56:57.620 Plain closed officers scooped him right up, quickly realizing there was a bench warrant for his arrest related to a robbery in Queens.
00:57:05.000 Come on, man!
00:57:06.780 So his attempt to save $2.90 led him right back to jail.
00:57:11.440 Every encounter matters, though.
00:57:12.620 Exactly.
00:57:13.740 You get the point.
00:57:14.880 The guy wanted to save $2.90.
00:57:16.880 He's doing antisocial behavior on the subway, and turns out that same antisocial aspect of his life manifests itself in other ways, including a robbery.
00:57:27.160 Exactly.
00:57:27.820 If you are willing to jump the thing to not pay $2 to go on the subway, you're probably up to some other bad shit.
00:57:34.400 You're probably willing to pickpocket an old lady's purse.
00:57:36.600 You're probably willing.
00:57:37.500 And I'm not saying all.
00:57:38.580 Sometimes you just forget your card.
00:57:40.780 Oh, no, I don't have my money.
00:57:42.060 I need to fair jump.
00:57:43.020 And then they go, all right, what's your name?
00:57:44.540 Okay, no warrants out for your arrest.
00:57:46.880 Just go.
00:57:47.600 Move along.
00:57:48.900 But yeah, and so this kind of tells me, the thing I was shocked about, this guy has a warrant out for a robbery.
00:57:55.720 And it's like, robbery?
00:57:57.480 That's usually pretty bad.
00:57:58.520 That's a real crime.
00:57:59.380 Nobody's looking for him.
00:58:00.520 We're not talking about child support missing payments or like overpaid or unpaid parking tickets that have really racked up since 2004 or something.
00:58:09.020 This is like a guy who was a robber and he's dodging the fares and they caught him.
00:58:14.320 And so, I mean, we just want to, we found it was a good example of why it's important to police the little things.
00:58:20.360 Yeah.
00:58:20.800 And antisocial behavior manifests itself.
00:58:24.020 You have to call it out or at least be there to stop it.
00:58:56.740 In some ways.
00:58:58.020 But if you get them for breaking the law already and then you get them for other stuff, that's kind of way better.
00:59:02.780 Absolutely.
00:59:03.520 All right, let's move on to the-
00:59:05.480 Well, the little things are important, right, guys?
00:59:07.540 Like, and if someone's ignoring one of the little things, then it might be a glaring red sign of what's under their couch, you know?
00:59:14.080 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:59:14.900 She should be arrested for that.
00:59:16.100 Is she spilling shit under her couch?
00:59:17.760 Oh, and the other point I wanted to make, the guy who pours this milk and cereal on himself at Walmart that we showed earlier, we need to check for warrants.
00:59:25.600 He's got a few.
00:59:26.440 That kind of antisocial shit does not need to go unchecked, right?
00:59:30.860 Yeah.
00:59:31.160 He's probably not even paying for that milk and cereal he does.
00:59:33.920 He does. He just takes it, does it, and runs out with his boys.
00:59:36.260 We may not know until the police are there to actually catch him in the act.
00:59:39.540 All right, let's go to the basketball fight at the girls' basketball game.
00:59:43.740 Yeah, and we showed a father getting involved on the last episode with the basketball where he charged the dad who was trying to break up the fight, and now this is the female version of it.
00:59:56.980 A little loose ball.
01:00:00.200 Jenny, Jenny, come on.
01:00:03.920 That's a crazy reaction.
01:00:14.100 That reaction was a little unwarranted.
01:00:19.640 And that's the household she comes from.
01:00:21.540 Yeah, so that's the mom with another baby, and then another looked like a teenager with another baby.
01:00:28.640 So two women rush the floor after a fight breaks off, caused by the daughter.
01:00:33.540 And they both bring their toddlers or babies to the fight with them.
01:00:37.820 And at the end, that toddler in the middle of the court gets left there.
01:00:40.960 Yeah.
01:00:41.180 And the whole thing that started this was a loose ball.
01:00:47.800 It wasn't even a foul.
01:00:48.960 It wasn't a cheap shot.
01:00:50.020 It wasn't a foul.
01:00:50.780 The ref didn't call a foul.
01:00:52.020 It wasn't a fighting thing.
01:00:53.420 It wasn't any aggressive thing.
01:00:55.180 It was just she got frustrated that the ball got stolen from her.
01:00:58.160 Because she was overwhelmed because they double teamed and they closed on the ball.
01:01:01.520 And she was also playing too aggressive, too, like with her elbow swings and how she was playing.
01:01:06.500 And then she's completely lost control.
01:01:08.000 And the moms come out.
01:01:09.120 And then the hood instinct, I guess, outweighs the motherly instinct where you protect the babies.
01:01:14.620 Exactly.
01:01:15.160 That's, I think, the important thing is you sometimes have these weighing beliefs, right?
01:01:19.900 And it's like maternal instinct.
01:01:21.160 Usually when you have a baby and a fight's breaking off and it could spill over to you, you have to go the other direction.
01:01:26.320 You run the other way.
01:01:27.320 These women, their hood instinct went straight to it, overcame the maternal instinct.
01:01:33.420 That's that baby's first memory.
01:01:34.820 I know.
01:01:35.620 There it is.
01:01:36.660 And now that baby's going to fight.
01:01:37.960 That's the pipeline.
01:01:38.880 And all of a sudden, the baby's in Roadhouse.
01:01:41.260 Exactly.
01:01:42.020 And then the move, obviously, is to, or for me at least, is to not associate with people like that.
01:01:47.880 Oh, yeah.
01:01:48.460 Not to be around people who are willing to fight or a little too hood.
01:01:51.800 And I'm not even worried about the willing to fight.
01:01:54.280 Like, well, obviously, that's over the line for me.
01:01:57.320 But then the bringing the baby to the fight, it goes way over the line, right?
01:02:02.220 So it's like, okay, you went way over the line at a youth basketball game?
01:02:06.800 Bye.
01:02:07.680 Yeah.
01:02:08.020 I'm not ever inviting you anywhere or talking to you or associating with you at all.
01:02:12.080 Exactly.
01:02:12.760 Which takes me to our next clip.
01:02:14.500 There's a guy I follow on Instagram, Tony Reed.
01:02:18.060 Okay.
01:02:18.620 And he-
01:02:19.420 Big Reed?
01:02:19.700 Big Reed.
01:02:20.880 He's a black guy who lives in the suburbs.
01:02:23.620 And he's always comparing, like, the hood to the nice suburbs.
01:02:27.060 And this was a funny video he did the other day.
01:02:29.580 I'm up here with the right folks.
01:02:32.340 Ain't nobody speeding past me in a fucking stolen Dodge.
01:02:36.240 Ain't nobody out here begging on the corner.
01:02:39.220 Ain't no little badass kids playing a drum set talking about support our football team or baseball team.
01:02:45.840 It's just open land in suburban Philadelphia.
01:02:49.840 It's beautiful.
01:02:52.600 Isn't that good?
01:02:53.480 I love that guy.
01:02:54.360 And the stolen Dodge.
01:02:55.920 Very specific.
01:02:57.100 Very specific instances and anecdotes that this guy has, which tells me he has a lot of experience.
01:03:02.100 Yeah.
01:03:02.360 And that's, like, the thing, too.
01:03:03.600 It's not about race.
01:03:04.520 It's just about, like, quality of life and standards.
01:03:06.780 And everyone who wants a good life and a good quality of life is going to have standards that apply to everybody, regardless of race.
01:03:14.940 And once you start saying, well—
01:03:16.680 That's racist.
01:03:17.380 Yeah.
01:03:17.760 Or that's racist.
01:03:18.660 Or we can let some standards go so black people from certain demographics can feel better, then you kind of lose the quality of life.
01:03:25.880 That's the whole point.
01:03:26.720 And that's happening on the macro scale with the current invasion of America as well.
01:03:30.780 And the guinea pigs will be cooked on the streets of New York.
01:03:33.420 Yeah.
01:03:33.740 Unless we collectively step up.
01:03:36.520 Yep.
01:03:37.400 All right.
01:03:37.880 Let's move on.
01:03:38.640 Our plane disruptor clip, that is going to be in Bonusland.
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01:04:26.100 Oh, we've got some Rob shit to get to in Bonusland.
01:04:29.320 Yep.
01:04:29.780 All right.
01:04:30.180 First clip of Uplifting Gold.
01:04:31.840 The fake fight.
01:04:32.920 Happy birthday, teacher.
01:04:34.320 Yeah, this is classic.
01:04:39.700 Teacher comes in.
01:04:40.720 There's a fight in the back of the room.
01:04:45.260 Nope.
01:04:46.000 Turns out it's a celebration of the teacher.
01:04:48.660 Wow.
01:04:49.460 They surprise her.
01:04:50.360 And there's copywritten music, so.
01:04:52.140 We can't really play the music, but isn't that nice?
01:04:54.680 She's happy they got her flowers.
01:04:56.440 Happy birthday.
01:04:57.560 And then the real best part is like that day of class is really chill.
01:05:02.740 Yeah.
01:05:03.180 She doesn't check the homework assignment after that.
01:05:05.680 Yeah.
01:05:05.980 She goes, oh, thank you guys so much.
01:05:07.740 She rolls out the TV cart.
01:05:09.420 I used to do shit like that in my classes.
01:05:11.400 Waste the time.
01:05:12.140 Waste as much time as possible.
01:05:13.900 I think I may have told the story in Bonusland.
01:05:15.280 Mrs. O'Neill, tell us about your divorce.
01:05:16.860 You know, just get her really yapping about it.
01:05:19.020 Literally stuff like that.
01:05:19.800 Like there was one time like in the news, like a high school girl got attacked or something.
01:05:24.300 And then I asked the teacher, hey, with everything going on, you think you'd be all right if XYZ kid who does karate can teach kind of some karate moves?
01:05:33.320 And he did like 20 minutes of like teaching basic karate.
01:05:36.780 And everyone was like kind of watching him and it's better than being in English class.
01:05:40.360 Yeah.
01:05:40.960 And then we just wasted half the class's time.
01:05:42.900 And then I was allowed in senior year, I had like the first five minutes in my English class to kind of just address the class however I wanted.
01:05:51.860 Wow.
01:05:52.240 It was just me who had that.
01:05:54.280 Pretty good.
01:05:55.320 And I used to tell stories and, you know, I had pets back then too.
01:05:58.420 Of course.
01:05:59.540 All right.
01:06:00.100 Let's go to the wall climbing guy.
01:06:01.660 This is just a feat of strength.
01:06:02.980 It's good to show these sometimes.
01:06:04.020 Oh, that ain't nothing.
01:06:17.340 Yeah.
01:06:17.560 That's some dynamic shit.
01:06:18.800 It's pretty good.
01:06:19.880 If you guys do that and shout the podcast out, I'll send you a T-shirt.
01:06:23.200 Okay.
01:06:23.520 But if you cancel a Planet Fitness that costs like $18 a month and then screenshot that, then you'll give them a whole year of bonus.
01:06:30.400 You need to take that back now.
01:06:31.760 You need to have had a Planet Fitness membership.
01:06:35.840 Because if you just sign up and then cancel, you're probably giving them money.
01:06:39.140 I know.
01:06:39.740 Or you're giving them like the first month or something or the fees.
01:06:42.240 So like I'll be looking.
01:06:44.120 And if you send me a Planet Fitness membership that you just signed up for and then canceled, you're sending me a T-shirt.
01:06:52.180 Yeah.
01:06:52.460 I'm going to your house.
01:06:53.200 I'm going through your drawers.
01:06:54.240 All right.
01:06:54.780 Let's go to the Indian motorcycle.
01:06:56.600 And this is not the brand Indian motorcycle.
01:06:59.260 This is Indian men on a motorcycle.
01:07:01.760 On a Honda.
01:07:09.120 Double nubbed arms.
01:07:19.840 And they trust him.
01:07:21.700 The able-bodied guys.
01:07:22.940 All right.
01:07:32.400 That's enough.
01:07:33.920 That's uplifting.
01:07:34.880 Any commentary there?
01:07:36.340 The able-bodied guys trust him and he's the leader.
01:07:39.120 Even though they both have arms, they could be the leader.
01:07:41.200 Yeah.
01:07:41.560 There's three guys on a motorcycle and that's who you pick to drive?
01:07:45.520 There's three guys, four functioning arms.
01:07:48.720 And you pick the guy.
01:07:49.620 The guy with zero of them is the driver.
01:07:51.960 So I don't know.
01:07:52.640 That's uplifting, I guess.
01:07:54.800 Perseverance.
01:07:55.940 Yeah.
01:07:57.140 That's just weird that they would let him drive and risk their lives just to, what, make him feel good?
01:08:02.480 I don't know.
01:08:03.240 I don't know.
01:08:03.620 Who can I drive?
01:08:04.460 Any of us could.
01:08:05.700 And it's like, yeah.
01:08:08.680 We have the right metal.
01:08:09.880 Could be any of us.
01:08:10.820 Yeah.
01:08:11.020 Could be any of us.
01:08:12.560 I'll do it.
01:08:13.400 No?
01:08:13.780 Oh, you?
01:08:14.340 It's your bike.
01:08:14.960 Okay.
01:08:15.320 Yeah.
01:08:15.680 Let's all hop on.
01:08:17.120 That's scary.
01:08:18.220 The gun to the head song.
01:08:19.680 We like to show people that are musically talented and people with entertaining talents.
01:08:23.540 My brother got a dealer after me and a gun to my head.
01:08:26.860 So I wrote this song.
01:08:28.880 I won't, I won't let this end on.
01:08:31.980 I thought that you were my friend.
01:08:34.600 I can't believe I believed everything you said.
01:08:38.140 Now I know you're just a.
01:08:41.320 It is amazing.
01:08:46.020 Well, at least he's up to something.
01:08:50.740 Find the, come on, find the silver lining.
01:08:52.600 You put it in Uplifting Gold, not me.
01:08:54.460 People are passionate about music.
01:08:57.200 Yep.
01:08:57.840 And that's good to work on your skills.
01:09:04.120 There you go.
01:09:05.080 Atta boy.
01:09:06.040 And he's keeping an era alive.
01:09:08.360 A long bygone era.
01:09:09.880 Hawthorne Heights.
01:09:11.120 Ohio is for lovers type shit.
01:09:13.620 He's not doing it well.
01:09:14.960 He's not doing it well, but he is doing it.
01:09:16.680 Which song?
01:09:17.740 But my lips and cut my eyes.
01:09:19.780 So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
01:09:21.880 That's good white guy shit.
01:09:24.160 I can't fall asleep tonight or die.
01:09:26.900 Yeah.
01:09:27.200 Of course that's good white guy shit.
01:09:28.520 That's a, that's a certain sect of white guys.
01:09:30.840 I never really fucked with those white guys.
01:09:32.960 I did that.
01:09:33.640 I used to have a playlist that was like, uh, I called it the, I hate my dad playlist.
01:09:38.260 Yeah.
01:09:38.520 Cause it's like, all guys fucking hate my dad.
01:09:40.660 Yeah.
01:09:41.020 No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:41.400 You don't get it, dad.
01:09:42.160 It's a place on Ocean Avenue.
01:09:44.200 Yeah.
01:09:44.740 Ocean Avenue, a little less so.
01:09:46.100 But yeah, it was like, uh, cute without the E from, uh, some of those.
01:09:50.460 That was an era.
01:09:51.320 That was an era of my childhood.
01:09:52.860 Or my youth at least.
01:09:54.660 I didn't listen to that.
01:09:55.860 Angel from that.
01:09:56.460 Hi nightmare.
01:09:57.180 We're getting too crazy.
01:09:58.220 Speaking of music, we have some street music to get to.
01:10:01.180 Yeah.
01:10:01.460 Some good shit.
01:10:02.080 We can't make fun of this guy.
01:10:25.180 This guy's trying.
01:10:25.660 This is uplifting gold.
01:10:26.500 He's down syndrome.
01:10:27.560 There's no making fun of anyone.
01:10:29.040 All right.
01:10:29.520 All right.
01:10:30.020 Cause you're getting close.
01:10:31.040 No, this is uplifting gold.
01:10:32.920 Okay.
01:10:33.380 The music section of uplifting gold.
01:10:35.260 He's off limits.
01:10:36.000 You wouldn't make fun of him in front of Shane Gillis.
01:10:38.820 Oh, there's nothing to even make fun of.
01:10:40.940 Okay.
01:10:41.540 It's just a good to see a young and entrepreneur type of guy making money.
01:10:47.900 All right.
01:10:48.700 Keep it, keep it moving.
01:10:50.540 Okay.
01:10:50.940 I'm not making fun of him.
01:10:51.880 I don't even, I don't even know what to make fun of.
01:10:54.360 So let's just go to the next clip.
01:10:55.860 All right.
01:10:56.380 The Zach Bryan.
01:10:57.480 Zach Bryan.
01:10:58.280 More music.
01:10:58.860 This is a music uplifting gold.
01:11:00.020 He comes off.
01:11:01.660 There's a nice girl there.
01:11:04.180 For you.
01:11:05.860 You.
01:11:07.780 Gives her the guitar.
01:11:09.020 We are.
01:11:09.860 And he invites her backstage.
01:11:11.280 I'll give this to you back here.
01:11:12.140 Thank you.
01:11:14.080 Isn't that nice?
01:11:15.080 That's very nice.
01:11:16.320 Gives her a hug.
01:11:16.960 Thank you, Zach Bryan.
01:11:19.180 Thank you, Zach Bryan.
01:11:19.920 Thank you, Zach Bryan.
01:11:20.800 Yeah.
01:11:21.200 He watches the show.
01:11:22.420 He watches till the end, too.
01:11:23.640 Zach, you made it to the show.
01:11:24.880 Nice job, Zach.
01:11:25.580 Zach, I know we promised to keep it secret, but we know you're watching the episodes all
01:11:28.720 the time.
01:11:29.040 So good on you for giving that girl a guitar.
01:11:31.640 That was very nice and all uplifting.
01:11:33.340 What a nice episode.
01:11:34.560 It was one of my favorites, just like we said.
01:11:36.780 Happy to do it.
01:11:37.920 Top middle of top third.
01:11:39.700 Okay.
01:11:39.960 So it's an up there episode.
01:11:41.520 Feels good about it.
01:11:42.600 Thank you guys for watching.
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01:12:09.040 Wow.
01:12:09.400 So I'm threatening.
01:12:10.640 See you in Bonusland.
01:12:13.180 I'm up here with the right folks.
01:12:16.420 It's beautiful.