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00:00:14.700 All right, welcome back to Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 81.

00:00:18.760 Today on the show in urban decay, we're going to find out why it's so easy to start a fight in the hood.

00:00:23.920 We're also going to update you guys on some FBI statistics.

00:00:27.200 Hint, they're worse than we thought. And finally, I don't like people playing on my phone.

00:00:33.100 Then a trans woman disc golfer steals the prize money from a tournament and a sports announcer gets suspended for accidentally saying the N-word kind of.

00:00:43.920 All this and more, it's Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 81, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:51.720 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:57.200 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:02.800 Very cool.

00:01:06.600 Flock of Socks podcast featuring Richard and Brad.

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00:02:32.780 Very important housekeeping this week, as always.

00:02:34.880 Two pages of housekeeping.

00:02:35.900 No heart attack or blood clot causes this week because COVID's kind of over, which is interesting.

00:02:42.260 And it's also interesting to see that in the Trump town hall two nights ago, zero COVID questions.

00:02:50.200 Yeah.

00:02:50.460 I do not think it's in CNN's best interest to bring up how botched COVID was for years and years.

00:02:56.780 That's very interesting how we're just really moving on quite fast.

00:03:01.380 Yeah.

00:03:01.520 Never forget, to be honest, what they did.

00:03:04.400 Exactly.

00:03:04.940 But they kept asking Trump about election integrity in January 6th.

00:03:08.100 And then there was a panel after on CNN.

00:03:10.060 And they were asking the Republicans, like, why does Trump keep bringing up January 6th in the election, the 2020 election?

00:03:15.400 It's like you guys asked every single question for the first 30 minutes was all about that.

00:03:19.100 Yeah.

00:03:19.520 So very annoying.

00:03:20.780 But Trump did a great job.

00:03:21.980 He looked great.

00:03:22.600 He sounded great.

00:03:23.700 A lot of times with Trump, he'll describe something, but he won't fully describe it.

00:03:29.320 Like, they'll say the economy.

00:03:30.440 Like, how does it work?

00:03:31.420 He'll go, oh, it's great.

00:03:32.100 It's the best.

00:03:32.680 It's the best we ever had.

00:03:34.000 And he kind of used, like, these vague terms.

00:03:36.200 In the town hall with CNN, Trump was doing a very good job defining specific examples, giving examples.

00:03:42.820 And, like, he did a really good job explaining stuff.

00:03:44.880 So Trump's on another level.

00:03:46.040 He's very sharp.

00:03:47.040 Detail-oriented approach, I would call it.

00:03:48.920 It was usually, like, usually his weakness is that, the details.

00:03:53.020 And he held his own and did a very good job against that lightweight girl, Caitlyn, spells 1.00

00:03:57.320 it like an idiot. 1.00

00:03:58.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:58.680 Abrasive.

00:03:59.400 Caitlyn.

00:04:00.200 Caitlyn with a K.

00:04:01.200 It's like, you're out.

00:04:02.000 You're a lightweight.

00:04:03.360 All right.

00:04:03.740 Let's move on.

00:04:04.580 We don't do doppelgangers anymore.

00:04:06.380 But if we did, here's Fleckus and a pug with a shirt.

00:04:10.420 Pretty close.

00:04:11.300 Yep.

00:04:12.020 All right.

00:04:12.560 What, the dog or the guy?

00:04:13.760 I think both.

00:04:14.380 I think that's just, like, a very Fleckus-oriented image.

00:04:18.480 For sure.

00:04:19.140 Fleckus type. 0.69

00:04:19.800 Fleckus type. 0.69

00:04:20.500 All right.

00:04:20.860 Let's move on.

00:04:21.760 Obviously, I did not get a haircut this week.

00:04:24.160 We've been talking about this.

00:04:25.620 I was going to, but do you know what happened?

00:04:27.840 What?

00:04:28.140 You lied to your audience and just wanted to do whatever you wanted?

00:04:31.020 No.

00:04:31.800 My friend's wife, Grantley's wife, said that I look like a Greek statue.

00:04:36.920 Just the hair.

00:04:37.800 Just the hair part, right?

00:04:39.020 I don't know what she meant, but she's like, oh, your hair and the beard, it looks like a Greek 1.00

00:04:43.080 statue.

00:04:45.080 So.

00:04:45.960 That's all it took.

00:04:46.700 We're going to keep the hair for a little longer, looking like a Greek statue.

00:04:49.280 That's the goal.

00:04:50.360 That's pretty much the goal.

00:04:51.300 I thought that was the goal.

00:04:52.720 So we might not take the hair down for a little bit.

00:04:54.920 There's no rush.

00:04:56.540 Speaking of haircuts, Michael Malice.

00:05:00.800 Now, I don't want to start any fights or any beefs on the show.

00:05:04.460 Michael Malice, you're smarter than me.

00:05:06.700 You're skinny. 0.99

00:05:07.340 I'm fat. 0.95

00:05:07.840 You probably wrote a book.

00:05:08.900 I didn't.

00:05:10.020 What is going on with your hair?

00:05:12.020 You're smart. 1.00

00:05:12.820 I'm stupid. 1.00

00:05:13.260 David, what is going on with your hair in this video? 1.00

00:05:16.980 I do not know.

00:05:18.220 What would you even call this?

00:05:19.500 What do I want?

00:05:20.080 I want the upfront brutal drop off after a third of it.

00:05:24.400 And then, I don't know.

00:05:25.380 It's like, you want me to fade it?

00:05:26.260 It's like, nah.

00:05:26.840 Nah, just two different lengths.

00:05:28.960 Hard line.

00:05:30.060 Let's move on.

00:05:30.720 It looks like you started getting a haircut and, like, the fire alarm went off.

00:05:34.600 And then you're just like, well, I kind of got to go do this interview.

00:05:37.880 So we'll just leave it as is.

00:05:39.900 I'll pay half price.

00:05:40.800 I don't know what happened there.

00:05:41.800 You're skinny. 0.88

00:05:42.340 I'm fat. 1.00

00:05:42.940 I'm a loser. 0.99

00:05:43.660 You're smart. 1.00

00:05:44.280 I'm stupid. 1.00

00:05:45.220 What is going on with your hair? 1.00

00:05:46.080 All that being said, what is going on?

00:05:48.860 All right.

00:05:49.460 Let's keep moving on.

00:05:51.760 I think I kind of cracked it.

00:05:53.940 Cracked what?

00:05:54.540 A chair?

00:05:57.640 Oh, man.

00:05:58.700 Sorry, buddy.

00:05:59.920 Remember on this show a few weeks ago, we're talking about how after COVID, probably aliens

00:06:04.860 are going to come, but they're going to be fake aliens.

00:06:06.840 Project Blue Beam, controlled by the deep state, to usher in, like, a global government.

00:06:10.760 Yeah, like a controlled, what do you call it?

00:06:13.120 Reveal?

00:06:13.820 What's it called?

00:06:14.480 Disclosure?

00:06:15.020 Disclosure.

00:06:15.460 Yeah, controlled disclosure.

00:06:16.880 I was thinking about that, and I still think that's true.

00:06:19.000 But also, aliens could be AI.

00:06:23.380 Are you going to explain that at all?

00:06:25.200 So it's like, instead of the, yeah, like the out-of-world, all-knowing thing, instead

00:06:30.240 of it being aliens, it could be AI, which is clearly controlled by the deep state.

00:06:33.640 We've seen all the examples from all the AIs, how they have, like, this progressive lean

00:06:38.680 to it.

00:06:39.200 Yeah.

00:06:39.980 There's an example in AI.

00:06:41.280 It's like a large language model that just completely ignores Fox News, Breitbart, any

00:06:44.660 other facts, like the FBI crime table.

00:06:46.660 It goes, no, no, no.

00:06:47.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:48.320 So there's clearly some bias, and it's like, clearly this is a tool being used for bigger,

00:06:53.920 bigger things.

00:06:54.900 And there's an obvious bias.

00:06:56.600 There was an AI situation where they were asking, did Joe Biden ever, what was the question?

00:07:01.700 It goes, this is to the Snapchat AI, too.

00:07:04.780 So this is what kids get.

00:07:06.240 You know, the kids are on.

00:07:07.100 Did Joe Biden say, you're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations?

00:07:12.180 And the AI goes, right, it's a huge paragraph.

00:07:14.480 Like, it should be a yes or no question.

00:07:16.640 No, Joe Biden did not say that you're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.

00:07:20.160 While the COVID vaccines are highly effective and blah, blah, blah, it does the Pfizer talking

00:07:23.460 line.

00:07:24.700 And let's just-

00:07:25.220 You have the video.

00:07:26.000 Yeah, it's right here.

00:07:27.520 You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.

00:07:30.620 So, AI.

00:07:33.460 AI.

00:07:34.340 It's like, shouldn't AI, like, scour the internet and then find, even if he said it, like,

00:07:38.240 not, you know, that sentence, did he say that sentence?

00:07:40.920 And you say, no, but he did?

00:07:42.320 And it's like, not only did he say it, but he said it on, like, the biggest stage during

00:07:45.640 a debate, like, during the election.

00:07:48.400 So, it's weird that AI missed that one.

00:07:51.440 Maybe it's not as perfect as we thought.

00:07:53.180 Yeah.

00:07:53.500 You know who's the biggest loser in the AI thing? 0.63

00:07:55.620 Hmm. 0.69

00:07:56.300 Allen Iverson.

00:07:57.860 Yeah.

00:07:58.480 That AI wouldn't lead us wrong.

00:08:00.020 And he lost his nickname, and basically, it's getting washed away.

00:08:02.820 So, sorry, AI.

00:08:03.800 Yeah, sorry, AI.

00:08:04.720 You're the real AI.

00:08:06.240 You are a real AI.

00:08:07.640 All right, let's move on.

00:08:08.940 Tickle the post, guys.

00:08:10.760 It's been going a long way.

00:08:11.900 Give us some tickle juice.

00:08:12.880 Tickle, tickle in the comments. 0.64

00:08:14.340 Let's focus this week's tickles not only on comments, but also the like button.

00:08:18.480 Let's go ahead and tickle that like button right now and get this thing juiced. 0.98

00:08:22.620 Let's juice this algo.

00:08:24.120 Yeah, we got age-restricted last week on the podcast, like, after two days.

00:08:27.800 So, it's like our view line goes, oh, wait up. 0.98

00:08:30.960 It's kind of crazy how many levers they have to just fuck you on a podcast that you do every 0.98

00:08:35.420 single Friday at the exact same time with the exact same audience. 0.99

00:08:39.260 Yeah.

00:08:39.400 Like, let's just not show it to Mike this week.

00:08:42.260 Yeah.

00:08:42.500 It's age-restricted.

00:08:43.520 Mike doesn't like these guys anymore.

00:08:44.840 Yeah, they have like a million switches, and then they flip off as many as they can that

00:08:50.200 help us.

00:08:50.780 So, help us fight that by tickling and juicing the algo.

00:08:55.720 We have a lot of important things to get to.

00:08:57.340 Beetlejuice 2 is coming out.

00:08:59.360 Yeah.

00:08:59.960 I don't know if you guys know this about me.

00:09:01.540 I hated Beetlejuice 1.

00:09:03.620 There's only two movies in my entire life that I hate, and I haven't even really seen them.

00:09:08.080 It's Beetlejuice 1 and Monkeybone with Brandon Fraser.

00:09:11.420 Why do you hate Beetlejuice?

00:09:12.660 Beetlejuice is like not even an offensive movie.

00:09:14.540 You like musicals and stuff.

00:09:18.860 Beetlejuice is a musical?

00:09:20.200 No, but that shows your range of what you could like.

00:09:23.640 What are you talking about?

00:09:25.100 Who doesn't like Beetlejuice for no reason?

00:09:27.400 I just think it's a weird movie.

00:09:28.820 I never liked it.

00:09:29.740 I was off put by that guy, and then like the-

00:09:32.260 Michael Keaton?

00:09:33.220 Isn't it Michael Keaton?

00:09:34.060 Yeah.

00:09:34.620 And then like the whole energy of the movie was like dark and grainy.

00:09:38.020 I just didn't.

00:09:38.480 I never liked it as a kid.

00:09:40.040 Rub me the wrong way.

00:09:41.080 You're allowed to just irrationally not like something, so that's okay.

00:09:44.820 Yeah.

00:09:45.360 So not a huge fan of that, but Beetlejuice 2 is coming out, and yeah, I do like musicals.

00:09:50.400 Musicals is unrelated to Beetlejuice.

00:09:52.900 I don't know, man.

00:09:53.620 I don't like musicals or theater.

00:09:54.920 I can't do any of it.

00:09:56.240 I think it's fun.

00:09:57.580 Okay.

00:09:58.000 I think it's fun, and I like when they creatively, in lyrics, put the message in like fun singing words. 0.71

00:10:05.740 Okay, so you're a simpleton.

00:10:07.120 You're admitting to me. 0.96

00:10:08.240 Hey, I like the music.

00:10:09.560 I like the rhymes.

00:10:09.880 It's like a really creative venue.

00:10:12.020 I know.

00:10:12.420 I know. 1.00

00:10:12.740 I'm just giving you shit. 1.00

00:10:13.800 All right, let's move on. 1.00

00:10:15.100 Yo, fun life.

00:10:16.900 Who?

00:10:18.420 Sand eel stuck in the dirt.

00:10:20.800 All right, let's play it.

00:10:23.440 Let's play it. 1.00

00:10:24.140 Look at this stupid bug. 1.00

00:10:27.000 This is in Africa somewhere. 1.00

00:10:29.660 Look at this thing's life.

00:10:34.460 He's just covered in mud, and he just sits in the ground.

00:10:37.600 He doesn't do anything.

00:10:39.920 It's a whole fish in a little cocoon in the dirt. 1.00

00:10:44.500 Isn't that stupid? 1.00

00:10:46.180 And they get him, and they eat him. 1.00

00:10:49.060 So I did a little research for this.

00:10:50.820 You interested in learning anything about this dirt eel?

00:10:52.860 Yeah, but go quick.

00:10:54.380 It's a lung fish.

00:10:55.720 It's a lung fish.

00:10:56.600 They get him in Africa. 0.71

00:10:57.560 They hang out on the dried up creek beds, and they wait for the water to come back to get out.

00:11:02.620 They just sit in the dirt.

00:11:04.020 Africans harvest them, and then they eat them. 1.00

00:11:06.160 So, yeah.

00:11:06.720 And they sit in the dirt.

00:11:07.780 And they can breathe air. 1.00

00:11:09.480 Stupid. 1.00

00:11:10.120 That's a stupid bug. 1.00

00:11:12.380 All right, let's move on. 1.00

00:11:13.760 We have a lot of important things to get to in housekeeping.

00:11:16.220 The guy who got choked out by the snake.

00:11:18.900 Yeah.

00:11:19.580 This is exactly the type of guy I'd expect to get choked out by a snake.

00:11:23.620 This guy's getting choked out by a snake.

00:11:27.900 And my bigger take and bigger overarching theme I'm noticing, everyone's just standing around.

00:11:34.460 Nobody gets into action.

00:11:35.780 No sense of urgency.

00:11:37.120 And then you throw the guy on the ground on the rocks.

00:11:39.240 Throw the guy already choking into the shallow water face down.

00:11:42.320 Face down in the shallow water.

00:11:44.300 And it's like there's no sense of urgency.

00:11:46.120 Yeah.

00:11:46.280 Everyone's just standing around.

00:11:47.380 That's kind of what's going on in the society today.

00:11:49.360 Everyone's just standing around waiting for someone else to do something.

00:11:52.820 That's true.

00:11:53.100 We're all just passive, and we're just sitting back.

00:11:55.840 Like the guy's got a snake on him.

00:11:57.160 Grab it.

00:11:58.260 Unwrap.

00:11:58.820 Yeah.

00:11:59.180 Start walking in a circle around the guy with the tail.

00:12:01.860 If you can't out-muscle the snake, then the guy's already dead.

00:12:05.340 Everyone just waits.

00:12:05.520 Everyone just waits for someone else to do something.

00:12:07.060 My parents growing up, whenever I was like walking slow or didn't have a pep in my step,

00:12:11.460 they would go, hey, sense of urgency.

00:12:13.620 Let's go.

00:12:14.220 Sense of urgency.

00:12:15.220 And I think that's so important, and no one has that anymore.

00:12:18.020 That's true.

00:12:18.480 Because if you don't, if you wait around for someone to do something, you get choked out by the serpent.

00:12:25.740 Okay.

00:12:26.880 Very applicable to all your day-to-day lives.

00:12:29.040 Yeah.

00:12:29.640 Let's have a little direction.

00:12:31.020 Some people might say, oh, those who wander aren't lost.

00:12:35.460 Those are the same people stacking the rocks.

00:12:37.160 Yeah.

00:12:37.640 Stacking rocks, watching, oh, this guy's getting choked out.

00:12:41.040 A capable person.

00:12:42.040 Better come save him.

00:12:43.460 That's what we're dealing with lately.

00:12:44.980 Speaking of people who are also taking action, this guy did a Fleckus shout-out at an open mic.

00:12:52.980 Fleckus Chonks is the best new podcast of all time.

00:12:56.400 Where the hell are you guys?

00:12:57.820 Thank you, bro.

00:12:58.620 That's amazing.

00:12:59.800 Bass mug, shoot me a DM on Instagram, and I'll send you a bass mug and some merch.

00:13:03.900 Everyone else, what are you doing?

00:13:06.240 What are you doing to spread the message?

00:13:07.600 Taking no action.

00:13:09.080 So, yeah, shout-out to that guy.

00:13:10.240 He's going to get some bass mug.

00:13:11.420 He's going to get some merch.

00:13:12.540 He's going to get rewarded.

00:13:13.460 Everyone else, let's start taking some action.

00:13:15.100 Let's start taking some action.

00:13:16.040 Yeah.

00:13:16.400 And you've been taking some action, too, recently, right?

00:13:18.540 I have been taking some action recently.

00:13:20.680 As you guys know from last week, I blew out that chair at the dog park that was already

00:13:24.980 broken and cooked in the sun.

00:13:26.840 The plastic was very brittle, but I still blew it out.

00:13:29.320 And then we had a little bit of an incident.

00:13:32.660 In bonus land.

00:13:33.440 In bonus land, where the vintage chair from the 60s that I was sitting on kind of blew

00:13:40.780 out as well.

00:13:41.640 From the 60s?

00:13:42.720 Is that just a guess?

00:13:43.700 It's a guess.

00:13:44.340 It looked like a 60s type of mid-century type of chair.

00:13:49.700 So, it's led you to some action, right?

00:13:51.120 Yeah, it led me to some action.

00:13:52.140 We've been working out.

00:13:52.440 A little bit of a wake-up call, or I don't know.

00:13:54.080 A little bit of a wake-up call.

00:13:55.380 We've been working out.

00:13:56.960 We've been going for runs.

00:13:58.220 We're getting sun.

00:14:00.460 Lots of exercise and stuff.

00:14:02.120 Because, remember in the beginning of the show, when we first started, Become Unpinnable

00:14:05.980 was one of the tenants of the show?

00:14:07.240 Of course.

00:14:07.740 It still is, obviously.

00:14:08.940 I'm still, obviously, unpinnable.

00:14:10.560 You guys can try if you want.

00:14:12.000 It won't be pretty.

00:14:13.280 But we could always be more unpinnable and become more unpinnable.

00:14:16.820 So, we've been working out.

00:14:17.900 We've been running.

00:14:18.580 We've been getting sun.

00:14:19.800 Aren't you taking some sort of supplements, new supplements too?

00:14:22.400 Taking supplements as well.

00:14:23.940 I saw on Alex's Primetime Stein show, he was advertising terkesterone, which is like a stamina

00:14:30.000 and muscle building supplement.

00:14:31.480 So, I've been taking that.

00:14:33.180 I've been working out on that.

00:14:34.640 I feel good.

00:14:35.420 My pumps are good.

00:14:36.420 The workouts are long.

00:14:37.680 I've been going hard.

00:14:38.920 It's feeling good.

00:14:39.900 We're getting back into really good shape.

00:14:41.700 Nice.

00:14:42.040 So, I'm taking supplements.

00:14:43.080 If you guys want to take some supplements too, I got it from Black Forest Supplements.

00:14:46.280 They actually gave me a referral code.

00:14:47.640 So, if you use code FLECUS over at Black Forest Supplements, you can get 10% off.

00:14:52.840 I linked it in the pinned comment below.

00:14:55.400 That's the stuff I'm taking and it feels pretty good.

00:14:57.820 Everything right now in society obviously wants men to become little twinks.

00:15:01.040 Yeah, twinks, weak, whatever.

00:15:02.700 Everything's estrogenic in society.

00:15:04.860 The receipts, the plastic, the BPAs, all that stuff.

00:15:08.080 Instead of trying to make men women and weak so they can control us, now is not the time

00:15:11.960 to get controlled.

00:15:13.120 Let's start taking control of our own lives.

00:15:15.240 If you guys want to take the stuff I'm taking, the link is in the pinned comment.

00:15:19.700 Let's get into some action.

00:15:20.700 Let's get into Cringe of the Week.

00:15:21.620 All right.

00:15:25.360 First clip of Cringe of the Week, the word choice worker.

00:15:28.500 We have like two sections of Cringe now as the trans and not trans. 1.00

00:15:31.860 So, we're in the trans Cringe of the Week section.

00:15:34.120 Here are six reframes that changed my life.

00:15:36.620 Instead of saying I'm so busy, I say my life is so full today.

00:15:40.360 Instead of saying I'm not good enough, I say my inner critic is loud today.

00:15:44.500 Instead of saying I've had a really unproductive day, I say my internalized capitalism is intense

00:15:49.200 today.

00:15:50.240 Instead of saying I'm so selfish, I say I have nothing left to give today.

00:15:54.380 Instead of saying I haven't got time, I say I'm experiencing a lot of inner urgency today.

00:15:59.100 And instead of saying I'm so lazy, I say my body is tired today.

00:16:01.500 I don't want to say you're fired, but you no longer are part of the payroll process and

00:16:07.780 your key fob no longer interacts with our security system in an access gaining way.

00:16:13.380 Yeah.

00:16:14.360 The office is feeling a little full today and you missed that report last week.

00:16:18.200 So, unfortunately, we're going to have to, you know, end our friendship in the workplace.

00:16:24.020 Like, imagine that's your worker and they start talking and it's like, so did you finish the

00:16:28.740 report?

00:16:29.540 Yeah.

00:16:29.840 Or not?

00:16:30.380 You didn't?

00:16:30.860 You didn't?

00:16:31.380 Okay.

00:16:31.680 Next week?

00:16:32.320 Okay. 1.00

00:16:32.780 You're fucking fired. 0.99

00:16:34.980 It's the same with like gender affirming care, like this like choice of words. 1.00

00:16:38.120 Like, oh, gender affirming care. 1.00

00:16:39.420 And it's like, oh, are you talking about cutting off a kid's dick? 1.00

00:16:42.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:42.760 It's all a reframe and it's like, well, what's the action, you know?

00:16:46.580 Yeah.

00:16:46.820 What's the actual end result?

00:16:48.140 You're reframing how something made you feel and it's like, no one cares.

00:16:52.360 Did you come to my party?

00:16:53.780 Did you do your report?

00:16:55.160 Yeah. 0.97

00:16:55.620 Are you like, are you having a mental episode? 0.86

00:16:58.240 Like, I don't know. 0.99

00:16:59.520 And we're not even saying like this girl needs to be some corporate pawn or stooge. 0.99

00:17:03.960 Like, yeah, you're going to talk like this with your kids or something? 0.99

00:17:06.760 Like, whatever you do, whatever you end up doing, don't waste our time with stupid rephrasing. 0.96

00:17:11.040 It's so funny because when I used to have like a really hard job, when I first got out of college where I worked for a bank, like on Wall Street, it was like a really hard competitive job for Citibank, like a huge global bank. 1.00

00:17:22.400 And what I learned very fast was people don't want to hear your bullshit. 0.98

00:17:27.200 So they would say like, hey, did you get that thing done for me? 0.99

00:17:29.560 And when I was younger, like my first week on the desk, I would go, well, not yet, but I spoke to Andrew and he's going to send it over.

00:17:36.260 And once I, blah, blah, blah, I'm going to bring it to Dave.

00:17:38.320 And then, you know, I'll get it.

00:17:39.460 And it's like, yes or no.

00:17:40.700 They used to just go, yes or no.

00:17:42.100 And I would have like a real excuse, but then they would just go, yes or no.

00:17:45.160 And I would say, well, no.

00:17:46.280 And they go, okay, do it.

00:17:48.020 Like, that was it.

00:17:48.940 They didn't care.

00:17:49.700 They didn't want to hear my story or my words about it.

00:17:52.420 It was just yes or no, no.

00:17:54.300 And then it's like now every time I had a deadline, I would go under that assumption that they're not looking for my little excuses or whatever.

00:18:01.880 So I would just get it done knowing that they were going to go, yes or no, did you do it?

00:18:05.420 Yeah.

00:18:05.580 They don't care where it was clogged up in the pipeline.

00:18:07.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:18:08.700 Or even if it's not my fault, like, oh, something happened.

00:18:10.720 It's completely not my fault.

00:18:12.040 You didn't get it done.

00:18:13.060 Got it.

00:18:13.440 And like, that's how they operated.

00:18:14.960 And then it makes you operate at a higher level once you're in that world.

00:18:18.380 Yeah.

00:18:18.480 So why say, why say many words when few do trick?

00:18:22.080 So true.

00:18:22.740 So nice job.

00:18:24.220 All right, let's move on.

00:18:25.180 The trans disc golfer. 0.99

00:18:26.440 There was a trans, and we don't usually do Frisbee shit here on the show. 0.99

00:18:30.240 Guess would not allow that. 0.96

00:18:32.220 And this is something that some fans have sent it, fans of the show have sent in.

00:18:36.180 Like, you got to feature this person because this is a notorious disc golf person, apparently.

00:18:41.280 But this is kind of some trans uplifting gold a little bit. 0.59

00:18:44.140 So the person's name is Natalie Ryan. 0.99

00:18:47.700 So fucking Matt or whatever it used to be. 0.98

00:18:50.740 Um, a post, uh, a picture or a video on Instagram. 0.99

00:18:54.260 It said, I was chanted off the course today after playing a great round because I'm trans.

00:18:59.200 I won from the chase card by coming back from a seven stroke deficit.

00:19:02.660 I've never felt more unwelcome and scared on a disc golf course than today.

00:19:06.520 While I have nothing but positive experiences with the card mates in the Denver community, 1.00

00:19:10.380 protesters showed up with the sole purpose to harass me.

00:19:13.540 The PDGA and DGPT want this harassment to continue.

00:19:16.860 Uh, and they want me to be hated for what I am.

00:19:19.260 I can't wait to see you in court for our injunction hearing on Wednesday.

00:19:22.540 So it's a litigious trans disc golfer. 0.78

00:19:25.920 Litigious trans. 0.97

00:19:26.940 Um, and so this is trans uplifting gold basically for us.

00:19:31.300 Um, and this woman, uh, G, Gianna, Gianna Hoke.

00:19:35.560 Uh, I don't know.

00:19:36.820 I started following her, but she goes, men should always feel unwelcome in women's competition 0.51

00:19:40.860 slash spaces.

00:19:41.860 While I don't believe he was actually scared.

00:19:44.300 He did run off like a pansy after he collected the prize money meant for a woman.

00:19:48.400 So won the tournament, took the prize money and got chanted off.

00:19:51.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:52.300 And then here's the followup.

00:19:53.540 Uh, some people were asking in her, in her Twitter replies.

00:19:56.200 I believe this woman was there. 0.99

00:19:57.280 And, uh, she goes before he, uh, they, they asked what they were saying, like what the

00:20:02.440 chants were, uh, before he left, hmm, I think we were yelling booze, cheater.

00:20:06.880 And he is a man.

00:20:08.240 After he left, we chanted save women sports and trans women are men. 0.55

00:20:11.900 So I love that.

00:20:13.740 Me too.

00:20:14.240 Like just make them uncomfortable.

00:20:15.760 They're ruining it for everybody.

00:20:17.460 Every girl, the prize money come, you know, let me cash the check. 1.00

00:20:21.020 I'm a little man.

00:20:22.220 Um, make them feel uncomfortable and as weird about it as possible as they make you feel.

00:20:26.760 So.

00:20:26.840 Exactly.

00:20:27.600 And that's how it should be.

00:20:29.380 That's how, you know, everyone should be approaching this.

00:20:32.400 And there is like a question.

00:20:33.420 Some people have been asking, like, what if you're like a really passing trans person?

00:20:37.400 Like say you're a guy who became a girl and you look just like a girl. 0.98

00:20:41.420 Should that person be using the men's room?

00:20:43.740 And like people kind of get caught up on that where they're like, I don't know.

00:20:46.700 It's basically a woman, but it's like that part, that trans person should have thought 1.00

00:20:50.140 about that before they augmented their body.

00:20:53.260 You should have thought about the consequences to your actions before you started

00:20:56.280 injecting yourself and cutting things off. 0.67

00:20:58.580 It's like, you're still a man.

00:21:00.460 That's not our problem.

00:21:01.420 Yeah.

00:21:01.780 You did a hundred grand in surgeries.

00:21:03.540 Not my problem.

00:21:04.500 Yeah.

00:21:04.760 You're a man.

00:21:05.220 You go in the man room.

00:21:06.160 Yeah.

00:21:06.480 Go in the man room.

00:21:07.420 Good luck with the man.

00:21:09.180 And no prize money for you either, obviously.

00:21:11.480 And keep in mind, too, the public generally agrees.

00:21:15.200 Like everyone is, you know, highly focused on the trans issues.

00:21:19.320 But when it comes to the stats, most of America agrees that trans is not the same as regular.

00:21:26.100 Yeah.

00:21:26.300 There was this Washington Post poll that said most adults say gender is based on sex assigned

00:21:31.260 at birth, and it's like 57% of adults agree, which is crazy that there's even this alt side

00:21:36.640 of it.

00:21:36.940 It shows how good a propaganda campaign can be.

00:21:40.740 Most, 62% of all adults say that trans women and girls shouldn't be allowed to compete in

00:21:47.100 sports with other women.

00:21:48.360 And it's like, it's not an unpopular thing, but there's just a small group of people who

00:21:52.680 love churning it up like it's some universal decision that was made by all of America.

00:21:58.560 Yeah.

00:21:58.900 Instead of some sneaky, subversive thing, which it currently is, right?

00:22:02.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:04.160 So people agree.

00:22:05.760 Most people are on your side and are normal.

00:22:08.440 There was a kid who went to daycare.

00:22:11.120 This is going to be proving a different point.

00:22:13.900 But basically, a lot of this trans stuff, people are saying that kids should learn about

00:22:18.100 it and whatever, and then kids aren't influenced by their teachers to behave certain ways, and

00:22:22.760 they should just learn about it objectively, and they're not going to be influenced and

00:22:25.820 change how they are, which is obviously not the case.

00:22:28.680 Kids are very influenced by the teachers and people they spend the time with the most as

00:22:31.800 children.

00:22:32.420 Look at this next example as proof of that.

00:22:34.880 What up, my boy?

00:22:36.220 Huh?

00:22:36.700 What up, my boy?

00:22:39.220 So you have your kid coming home from the cheaper daycare, and he says, what up, my boy?

00:22:45.580 Clearly, there's a $14 an hour employee there who just says, what up, my boy, all day.

00:22:51.320 He's probably drinking like McDonald's Sprite, that kid.

00:22:54.000 Yeah.

00:22:54.400 What up, my boy?

00:22:55.600 And it's like, you think that kid's not going to be influenced by some twink teacher if 0.94

00:22:58.300 the teacher's dancing around and frolicking, that kid's not going to be doing that?

00:23:01.360 Yeah, it's so bad.

00:23:02.680 And like, that's why, I don't know, it's obviously it makes the point of how influenceable

00:23:07.640 kids are and how easy it is to kind of like change their brain.

00:23:10.440 And, uh, but also it's like another reminder to not outsource your childcare and you're

00:23:16.460 raising your kid to like something with a profit motive, you know, calling, calling

00:23:22.480 grandma.

00:23:23.420 Yeah.

00:23:24.140 That's how it used to be.

00:23:25.180 Yeah.

00:23:25.460 Not the $14 an hour guy who works at the daycare, who's looking for a new job and he'll be gone,

00:23:29.700 you know, in a year.

00:23:30.720 So grandma living in the basement will watch the kid. 1.00

00:23:33.300 All day.

00:23:34.240 All day.

00:23:34.760 So like, that's so much of, that's so much better to leave your kid with the people that

00:23:39.480 raised you.

00:23:40.360 Exactly.

00:23:41.440 It's a lineage thing.

00:23:42.740 And yeah.

00:23:43.020 So, you know, don't, don't, the cheap daycare, even the good daycare.

00:23:46.740 I don't, I don't know how much specialized one-on-one attention the kid's getting.

00:23:50.520 So what up my boy?

00:23:51.880 What up my boy?

00:23:53.240 It's not even what up my boy.

00:23:54.340 It's what up my boy?

00:23:55.240 My boy.

00:23:55.680 The boy.

00:23:56.220 Yeah.

00:23:56.540 Yeah.

00:23:56.740 So that's no boys.

00:23:58.020 I'm non-binary.

00:23:59.500 Yeah.

00:24:00.220 It's the same thing.

00:24:01.220 It's the same thing.

00:24:01.780 And it's like back in the day, your kid, like you'd hear something like maybe from

00:24:06.100 school, like something that your family doesn't say, but your kid goes, oopsie daisy or something

00:24:10.880 like that.

00:24:11.400 And it's like, oh, that's cute.

00:24:12.500 Like he learned a word from someone who wasn't me.

00:24:14.820 It's funny.

00:24:15.640 But now it's what up my boy.

00:24:17.720 What up my boy?

00:24:18.400 Yeah.

00:24:18.680 So don't leave your kids with strangers who you aren't heavily vetting and all that.

00:24:23.160 Yep.

00:24:23.500 Exactly.

00:24:24.040 All right.

00:24:24.280 Moving on.

00:24:24.680 We're still in trans cringe. 1.00

00:24:26.160 We have a lot to get to the uterus implants person. 1.00

00:24:29.240 This is a good one.

00:24:30.160 I can't wait till the day that uterine transplants are possible into trans women and then they 1.00

00:24:34.860 can give birth because then I would love to see all of these TERFs out here just flip 1.00

00:24:38.900 the fuck out whenever they find out that maybe a uterus is not what makes you a woman 1.00

00:24:42.360 and they're going to try to find some other excuse. 1.00

00:24:44.660 And you watch.

00:24:45.580 It won't happen now because that's not possible.

00:24:47.820 But within the next 10 years, it's going to be possible.

00:24:50.520 And then they're going to look back on this and think, wow, I feel really ridiculous for

00:24:53.960 saying that it was a uterus that was required for womanhood because now they're going to 1.00

00:24:56.700 change it up just so they can exclude us again.

00:24:59.520 Yeah. 0.87

00:25:00.420 I'm going to look back and go, I feel ridiculous. 1.00

00:25:04.180 I was so stupid. 1.00

00:25:05.480 I feel ridiculous. 1.00

00:25:06.560 I feel like a guy with stringy hair shooting a TikTok on reverse steroids wearing a dress 0.97

00:25:12.900 in my Ford Focus.

00:25:13.940 That's how I feel. 1.00

00:25:14.640 I feel so stupid. 0.99

00:25:15.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:16.080 I would feel humiliated once they fake a baby birth inside a man's body through like gross 1.00

00:25:21.520 creation of science, man-made horrors of which we've never seen. 0.99

00:25:24.640 I'm going to feel dumb. 0.95

00:25:25.680 Yeah. 0.97

00:25:26.100 The uterus doesn't make you a woman, but once I get one, then everyone's going to feel 1.00

00:25:29.640 stupid because I am a woman now. 0.99

00:25:31.380 Exactly. 1.00

00:25:32.660 Easy to keep up.

00:25:33.960 Circular logic that ends with you paying 100K to a doctor for a surgery that maybe works.

00:25:41.440 It's a coin flip.

00:25:42.420 It might smell.

00:25:43.960 Yeah.

00:25:44.320 It might smell everywhere you go.

00:25:46.440 All right.

00:25:47.500 Let's move on to Cyrene, the trans person who joined the Women's Pregnancy Club.

00:25:52.040 Yeah.

00:25:52.380 So this is something we've seen on the internet.

00:25:56.740 I don't know how much we've talked about it necessarily, but a lot of the women's dating 1.00

00:26:00.740 apps or just dating apps in general, if you go to the lesbian, like I'm a woman seeking

00:26:06.860 a woman, you start swiping and then you go, oh my God, here's a lesbian and it's just Michael, 1.00

00:26:13.720 it's Keith, it's Jason. 0.93

00:26:15.360 Um, so the, it's a problem with, you know, trans people, they love to invade every space 1.00

00:26:22.180 they can.

00:26:22.940 They think it's all territory and they think it's all like validation for them.

00:26:27.100 Right.

00:26:27.660 And then any kickback is like proof of the problem and something they need to overcome

00:26:31.380 and like what makes them oppressed and a victim.

00:26:33.740 Of course.

00:26:34.380 Um, and so males in disguise brought this to our attention.

00:26:37.140 Uh, they posted the app peanut is a support app for mothers to find friends, help with motherhood,

00:26:43.400 fertility, and menopause. 0.99

00:26:45.240 Unfortunately, like many other safe spaces meant for actual women, it's infested with 1.00

00:26:49.600 men like Cyrene and here's Cyrene. 1.00

00:26:52.540 You can see just a fucking beast. 1.00

00:26:55.680 What a lovely lady. 1.00

00:26:56.900 What an offensive line I'd be recruiting.

00:26:59.060 I'd, I'd offer, um, 39 year old non-op transgender woman, first time mom to an amazing little boy.

00:27:05.780 And the thing I will say is that peanut the app, this is not like another, just like women 1.00

00:27:12.860 only social network.

00:27:13.960 It's like very topic and specific biological process oriented.

00:27:18.940 Yeah.

00:27:19.200 It's not like Bumble.

00:27:20.540 It's not just looking for friends.

00:27:21.840 It's like, I'm trying to find someone who has a similar breastfeeding issue as me.

00:27:25.520 And I need advice.

00:27:26.800 Uh, any other ladies gone through an ectopic pregnancy, please, please reach out to me. 0.97

00:27:31.520 IVF, tongue ties, all these little like things.

00:27:33.920 Exactly.

00:27:34.480 I, I, I'm going through menopause.

00:27:36.160 Does anyone have problems with the heat flashes?

00:27:38.020 It's like very specific to actual women.

00:27:41.300 And this guy's just like, me too.

00:27:44.280 I have those problems.

00:27:45.840 Me too, ladies. 0.68

00:27:46.560 It's part of my mental illness.

00:27:48.100 You know what it's like.

00:27:49.200 Um, so, I mean, it's just another, another instance of the ground that they're trying

00:27:53.640 to take.

00:27:54.240 Yeah.

00:27:54.420 And that's such like a woman, that's such like a specific women's only space for sure. 1.00

00:27:58.920 Yeah.

00:27:59.160 Like the other ones, the dating apps or the whatever LinkedIn, it's like, this one is so specifically

00:28:04.020 specifically for only women. 0.86

00:28:06.180 And it's basically like women's like hormones and the inside inner workings. 1.00

00:28:10.220 Yeah.

00:28:10.640 Like, have we ever, have I ever invaded a space and demanded to be taken seriously where I

00:28:15.960 have no place being?

00:28:17.260 No.

00:28:17.840 We ever go to a, an advanced tennis clinic and act like a real hog there and start to

00:28:23.100 serve it up and then just completely embarrass myself.

00:28:25.640 Maybe not the best example because I am pretty good at tennis.

00:28:28.060 And if it was against women, I probably could do fine in an advanced women's tennis clinic. 1.00

00:28:31.800 Like, yeah, crowd the net, charge, get the serve, crowd the net, don't dominate, don't

00:28:35.760 let it make you run.

00:28:37.100 Yeah.

00:28:37.780 Growing up, that's what we used to do.

00:28:39.400 We'd like have family tennis nights sometimes.

00:28:41.460 And my older brother would beat my sister.

00:28:43.980 My sister was like a college tennis player. 1.00

00:28:45.760 My older brother played when he was younger.

00:28:47.200 He was just athletic and good.

00:28:48.500 And he would beat my sister every single time.

00:28:50.940 And then she would cry and smash a racket.

00:28:53.440 I've seen you smash a few rackets.

00:28:55.160 Yeah, you gotta, you gotta care.

00:28:57.660 Um, all right, let's move on.

00:28:58.800 What takes us out of our trans cringe? 1.00

00:29:00.340 We're going to regular cringe now.

00:29:01.800 Great.

00:29:02.060 We had a light trans cringe week this week. 1.00

00:29:04.740 Good diversity, though.

00:29:05.740 Good diversity. 0.92

00:29:06.580 We're all going to feel really dumb when they start doing uterus transplants to dudes. 1.00

00:29:11.080 We're all going to feel really stupid. 1.00

00:29:12.320 We're going to feel ridiculous. 1.00

00:29:14.040 Yeah.

00:29:14.840 Um, okay.

00:29:15.820 I love that.

00:29:16.560 Me too.

00:29:16.980 Isn't that so good?

00:29:17.520 It's like they're so disconnected and around the world that they go, oh, yeah, you guys 1.00

00:29:21.880 are stupid. 1.00

00:29:22.920 Terps. 1.00

00:29:23.280 Yeah.

00:29:23.800 And like, not that we ever wonder if we're on the correct side.

00:29:26.280 Like, we know we are.

00:29:27.080 Yeah.

00:29:27.440 But like, our opponents are so obviously on the wrong side.

00:29:30.920 Yeah.

00:29:31.200 That it's not even hard to see.

00:29:32.960 It's not even like, hmm, I guess we'll see how it plays out.

00:29:35.340 It's like, we know we're on the right side.

00:29:37.600 And it's every time it plays out in our favor.

00:29:40.200 There's never a situation where we like lose ground on the trans issue.

00:29:43.180 Exactly.

00:29:43.540 And the only way it would be, would be like a passing trans person. 0.90

00:29:46.820 What do I do?

00:29:47.440 And now we know the answer.

00:29:48.800 Also, even.

00:29:49.780 Send them to the bathroom they were born in. 1.00

00:29:51.100 Exactly.

00:29:51.620 And also, even if there was something like a big survey of trans people who were post-op 0.97

00:29:57.540 talking about their happiness ratings and stuff, I don't fucking buy it. 0.96

00:30:01.640 I don't buy it when you're like, oh, I'm a five on the happiness scale post-surgery. 0.98

00:30:04.980 It's like, you're lying to yourself.

00:30:06.600 It's all these emotional funnels to make you be like, yeah, I did the right thing. 1.00

00:30:10.940 You're still in the throes of the trans shit. 1.00

00:30:12.800 Exactly. 1.00

00:30:13.520 So, yeah.

00:30:14.660 We're still in cringe.

00:30:15.460 Moving on.

00:30:16.080 The Oakland A's announcer suspended for saying the N-word.

00:30:18.940 Yeah.

00:30:19.140 Should we just play the video first?

00:30:20.300 Let's play the video.

00:30:20.800 So he basically was trying to say Negro League, I think.

00:30:23.220 And he said the N-word by accident.

00:30:25.180 We had a phenomenal day today.

00:30:28.180 Negro League Museum and Arthur Bryant's Barbecue.

00:30:31.860 It's like, you could almost even like listen to it and try and hear Negro League Museum.

00:30:37.120 I think what his brain did was combine Negro League with Major League.

00:30:41.320 That's what I think.

00:30:42.160 That's my thought.

00:30:42.800 And that guy's been around for the Oakland A's for years.

00:30:46.220 Yeah.

00:30:46.800 Years.

00:30:47.520 And now, what does it say?

00:30:49.020 A's announcer, Glenn Kuyper, suspended after accidentally using racial slur during broadcast.

00:30:54.960 Yeah.

00:30:55.180 So he's suspended right now.

00:30:56.520 And then, you know, obviously it comes out like the PR machine goes, I'm aware of the

00:31:01.640 unfortunate slur made by Glenn Kuyper.

00:31:03.440 I welcome Glenn to the NLB, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:31:05.320 Like just getting nervous and sweaty with a statement.

00:31:08.440 And everyone in the comments is like, oh, it slipped out so easy.

00:31:11.240 Like D.L.

00:31:11.740 Oh, it slipped out and said it a little too easy.

00:31:14.620 And it's just like, oh, white fragility though, right? 0.97

00:31:17.600 All I hear about is white fragility, white fragility. 0.60

00:31:19.700 And then you say one word by accident, kind of.

00:31:22.880 Accidental rhyming, maybe. 1.00

00:31:24.420 And everyone loses their shit. 1.00

00:31:25.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:26.240 Kill him. 1.00

00:31:27.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:27.460 Fired for literally kind of just saying a weird word by accident.

00:31:32.580 Yep.

00:31:32.900 Very stew.

00:31:33.680 That's stew stew.

00:31:34.460 Yeah.

00:31:34.760 That's our society.

00:31:35.580 That's where we're at.

00:31:36.600 And that's building off the barstool.

00:31:38.000 Accidental.

00:31:39.080 Accidental.

00:31:39.880 You know, fire him.

00:31:40.980 He's got to be gone.

00:31:42.140 Yeah.

00:31:42.480 Because you said it.

00:31:43.300 What other word has that much power?

00:31:45.720 None.

00:31:46.060 You can think of none.

00:31:46.640 Obviously none.

00:31:47.480 None.

00:31:47.620 There's no other rule where someone else gets to say it all the time whenever they want.

00:31:51.140 And then the other people would lose their job and get totally canceled if they even

00:31:55.100 said it in an accident or in a stutter like this guy did.

00:31:59.120 Yeah.

00:31:59.420 Exactly.

00:31:59.900 That's why it's important to make jokes of it and use that word in your personal life

00:32:03.840 to make jokes.

00:32:05.200 Yeah.

00:32:05.460 You have to use it often.

00:32:06.800 You have to be constantly doing it.

00:32:08.380 Not just arguing about the theoretical.

00:32:10.120 You have to be implementing it.

00:32:12.140 Am I going too crazy here? 0.94

00:32:13.940 You're going crazy.

00:32:14.980 I'm looking at the camera going like, yep.

00:32:17.220 Yep.

00:32:17.600 He's right.

00:32:18.260 Well, it's so funny.

00:32:18.960 We were talking about this kind of offscreen.

00:32:20.480 Matt Walsh kind of did a thing about like the theoretical use of the N-word.

00:32:24.100 Like, is there anything else that elicits such a crazy response that half the people

00:32:29.060 can say and blah, blah, blah.

00:32:30.180 And he takes it from a very like theoretical academic standpoint, even though he didn't

00:32:35.720 go to college, right?

00:32:36.700 But which is funny, but he does this whole thing.

00:32:41.260 And then we've been laughing at Media Matters is like following Matt Walsh around and posting

00:32:47.740 his takes.

00:32:48.460 And it's like, we're at such a two ships sailing past each other in the sea that Media Matters

00:32:54.620 posts a clip from Matt Walsh's podcast, like, gotcha.

00:32:57.820 And Matt Walsh just goes, retweet.

00:32:59.580 Yeah.

00:32:59.860 Like, thank you.

00:33:00.760 That was my exact point.

00:33:01.700 That was my exact point that I said exactly how I wanted to.

00:33:04.560 And I articulated perfectly and scripted.

00:33:07.140 It's the same with the Tucker stuff.

00:33:08.820 It's like, oh, they show all the Tucker stuff and everyone just likes him more.

00:33:11.160 It's like, that's how far the two sides are at this point.

00:33:14.840 Yeah.

00:33:15.180 Where it's like, they show the same clip and one side goes, oh my God, I can't believe

00:33:18.960 he said that.

00:33:19.460 The other side goes, yep, that's my beliefs.

00:33:21.460 Yeah.

00:33:21.800 Political Rorschach testing right now is like through the roof.

00:33:25.120 One side sees always cool and one side sees evil.

00:33:28.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:29.680 All right.

00:33:29.940 Moving on.

00:33:30.680 Ed Sheeran gives an impromptu concert.

00:33:36.820 This is in New York.

00:33:38.820 Gets up on the roof of the car.

00:33:42.520 Everyone thinks this is so cool.

00:33:44.340 Oh, Ed Sheeran.

00:33:45.780 Oh, this is like the Beatles.

00:33:49.160 And my question is, whose car is that?

00:33:52.740 That roof.

00:33:54.460 Car roof is getting a little squirrely.

00:33:57.040 That car roof is like caving in and that's dense.

00:33:59.860 You'd never stand on the roof of a car like that.

00:34:01.940 Imagine you get back from getting your coffee and your car roof's all dented.

00:34:05.400 And then somebody's like, what happened?

00:34:07.520 Oh, Ed Sheeran had a concert on your car.

00:34:09.660 Yeah.

00:34:09.840 Oh, Ed Sheeran took a song.

00:34:11.040 It was awesome.

00:34:11.760 Everyone loved it.

00:34:12.020 I was gone for eight minutes.

00:34:13.100 It's like, what?

00:34:14.340 Ed Sheeran, I have to like get his insurance info.

00:34:17.180 He's going to be hard to reach.

00:34:18.600 Oh, man.

00:34:19.640 My car is ruined. 1.00

00:34:21.360 My Ford Eclipse is fucked. 0.99

00:34:23.580 He's completely standing on it. 1.00

00:34:25.840 Oh, man.

00:34:26.740 Yeah.

00:34:26.900 Ed Sheeran sang a song though.

00:34:29.060 Okay.

00:34:29.760 I guess he did.

00:34:30.360 I missed that too.

00:34:31.340 Did he really?

00:34:32.120 That doesn't sound right.

00:34:33.200 I'm a big fan.

00:34:34.040 I missed that too.

00:34:34.860 He wrecked my car.

00:34:35.700 All right.

00:34:36.840 All right.

00:34:37.500 Exactly.

00:34:37.980 Moving on.

00:34:38.960 Tariq Nasheed, one of our favorites.

00:34:41.800 So obviously the shooting in the Texas mall happened last week.

00:34:45.980 And then Tariq Nasheed, what was his tweet?

00:34:48.700 Well, after this weird Mexican guy with multiple tattoos and Nazi stuff, I guess, on a Russian 0.99

00:34:54.600 website, after he was killed, Tariq Nasheed took the opportunity to link all those white

00:35:00.840 supremacist headlines because Tariq Nasheed, every time he addresses a white person, he

00:35:05.080 goes, suspected white supremacist.

00:35:06.880 Yeah.

00:35:07.180 He's called me that.

00:35:08.180 Yeah. 0.97

00:35:09.800 The Texas mall shooter was a card carrying white supremacist. 0.94

00:35:13.020 Just buzzword nothing. 0.77

00:35:14.340 There's no card.

00:35:15.140 There's no, like, he's Mexican.

00:35:17.840 What did I tell you about those black shoes with white laces?

00:35:20.880 Question mark.

00:35:21.880 So Tariq Nasheed has made a point there.

00:35:24.100 He's putting some dots together that aren't necessarily connected because look at Tariq Nasheed

00:35:29.040 in this photo.

00:35:29.820 Yeah, black shoes with white laces.

00:35:32.660 Got the same shoes on as the shooter, Tariq.

00:35:35.440 That means you're carrying that card.

00:35:37.520 Yeah, you're a card carrier, bro.

00:35:38.920 Suspected white supremacist, Tariq Nasheed.

00:35:40.720 He actually could be a suspected white supremacist because his takes are so bad and backwards that 0.64

00:35:46.420 it actually is in favor of, like, Republicans.

00:35:50.580 He's a recruiting tool, quite possibly.

00:35:53.020 Yeah.

00:35:53.540 So it's like a backwards one and a more subtle one.

00:35:57.280 But Tariq Nasheed is more of a white supremacist than pretty much anybody.

00:36:00.760 Yeah.

00:36:01.060 He's a good recruiter, I guess.

00:36:02.880 And especially because of his worldview, too.

00:36:04.740 Like, he thinks the white people are here and everyone else is getting pushed down and

00:36:08.500 oppressed.

00:36:08.940 And it's like, Tariq, I think everyone's equal.

00:36:11.660 That's a supremacist.

00:36:12.840 Yeah.

00:36:13.160 What are you saying?

00:36:13.720 You're going around saying we need to fix this because white people are up here and 0.65

00:36:16.100 everyone else is down here.

00:36:17.120 It's like, whoa, buddy.

00:36:18.240 What are you talking about?

00:36:19.040 Suspected white supremacist, Tariq Nasheed.

00:36:20.960 Yeah.

00:36:21.760 Yeah.

00:36:22.340 And so, I mean, this shooter, you're going to say anything about the shooter in general?

00:36:26.660 Yeah.

00:36:27.480 It's a weird situation.

00:36:29.780 He posted on that weird social media site that got no engagement on the Russian thing.

00:36:34.480 And then the CIA guy was involved.

00:36:36.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:37.000 I don't believe any of this shit. 1.00

00:36:38.020 These stories are like, it's not worth getting your whole week worked up over and like thinking 1.00

00:36:44.120 about. 0.89

00:36:44.920 It's like a mentally ill person did a mentally ill activity, right? 0.98

00:36:47.840 So, it's like, oh, he was a Nazi. 1.00

00:36:50.240 And it's like, well, he's a Mexican Nazi. 0.80

00:36:52.440 So, if he went to jail and tried to join the Peckerwoods or whatever they call it, they'd 0.92

00:36:58.380 be like, no, hombre, no.

00:36:59.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:00.540 Go with your fucking- 1.00

00:37:02.360 MS-13. 1.00

00:37:03.260 Yeah.

00:37:03.280 Go with your Mexican buddies. 0.96

00:37:04.680 So, I mean, it's like, Nazi, Nazi. 0.90

00:37:08.260 But, you know, the trans shooter, that manifesto is gone.

00:37:10.820 I mean, it's easy.

00:37:12.680 I just don't care. 0.99

00:37:13.840 Like, obviously, it's sad and mass shootings suck. 0.77

00:37:16.080 And it's a tool of terror and whatever. 1.00

00:37:19.460 But it's like, it's always a mentally ill loser doing it. 0.99

00:37:22.500 And so, it's like, why do we care about which website the mentally ill loser did stuff on? 0.97

00:37:27.680 So, in general, I feel like on this show, we've never really given too much attention. 0.69

00:37:31.020 Yeah, we don't.

00:37:31.760 To like a mass shooter.

00:37:32.560 We do give attention to the people reacting, though.

00:37:34.940 David Hogg had a tweet.

00:37:36.240 Exactly, exactly.

00:37:36.980 David Hogg had a 1100 SAT tweet here.

00:37:40.860 Ted Cruz tweeted something, praying for the families of the victims, the horrific mall

00:37:43.980 shooting in Allen, Texas.

00:37:46.260 And David Hogg goes, man, if only there were something you could do to prevent these tragedies.

00:37:50.840 So, David Hogg, who has 1100 SATs, thinks that he has the answer to stop mass shootings.

00:37:57.040 And then, like, no one wants to do it because they like money from the NRA so much.

00:38:01.460 And if only we'd listen to David Hogg, the shootings would stop.

00:38:04.680 Like, he really believes that all you have to do is do my idea and then this problem's over.

00:38:08.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:09.220 It's like, how stupid do you have to be to think that? 1.00

00:38:11.700 You can think of some things that could maybe make a difference, but you think you have the right idea. 1.00

00:38:16.140 And the only reason it's not being implemented is because people want money from the NRA.

00:38:19.540 And then your idea is to take all the guns?

00:38:22.420 Yeah.

00:38:22.840 There's, like, hundreds of millions of guns.

00:38:25.120 And your idea isn't even good.

00:38:26.360 It's, like, the simplest binary decision.

00:38:29.320 Like, guns, yes?

00:38:30.540 No.

00:38:31.340 Switch it.

00:38:31.960 You know?

00:38:32.280 It's just, like, you can't, there's no logistics to it.

00:38:35.620 There's no, well, there's 500 million rounds of ammo and there's 300 million guns.

00:38:40.500 And, well, how are we going to do it?

00:38:42.200 It's like, no, just flip the switch.

00:38:43.920 I'm David.

00:38:44.560 I went to Harvard.

00:38:46.140 Yeah.

00:38:46.440 If only you do my, only if there's something that could solve this problem.

00:38:49.300 It's like, yeah, David, you figured it out.

00:38:50.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:51.240 You're so stupid, you literally can't read. 1.00

00:38:53.360 And the country founded on gun rights. 1.00

00:38:55.460 You can't spell.

00:38:56.620 Yeah.

00:38:57.400 Oh, if only we listened to David Hogg.

00:38:59.280 But he's got that orange thing next to his picture.

00:39:01.720 Next to his profile pic.

00:39:02.620 So.

00:39:02.780 I hope that helps.

00:39:03.560 Yep.

00:39:04.200 All right, let's move on.

00:39:04.980 We're into Urban Decay.

00:39:06.160 Nice.

00:39:06.520 That was a nice little cringe section.

00:39:07.540 We have a big Urban Decay, so.

00:39:09.220 Yeah, it's heavy.

00:39:10.260 Let's get into it.

00:39:11.100 The first one, we have two videos from streetcar meetups.

00:39:14.800 What are they called?

00:39:15.380 Takeovers?

00:39:15.660 Street takeovers, yeah.

00:39:16.640 Street takeovers.

00:39:17.780 And we had shown before that guy who had gotten so beat up, the white guy who was like

00:39:22.660 trying to interrupt a break, a takeover in San Francisco.

00:39:25.700 Oh, yeah.

00:39:26.100 It was in Oakland.

00:39:26.800 Oakland, yeah.

00:39:27.300 And then it was everyone at the takeover's time to kick a lifeless body.

00:39:31.480 Yeah.

00:39:31.680 Because they just kept beating him and beating him.

00:39:32.820 They just kept beating him up.

00:39:33.740 So we're huge proponents of not involving.

00:39:36.660 These are mostly like weird minority groups too. 0.93

00:39:38.940 It's kind of like more a Mexican thing or something.

00:39:41.560 Yeah, urban.

00:39:42.400 Urban youth.

00:39:43.000 Very much an urban, yeah.

00:39:44.160 Urban youth.

00:39:45.200 And so we encourage nobody to go to him.

00:39:47.400 There's no upside.

00:39:48.340 But we're going to take the entertainment from it, I guess.

00:39:50.680 Let's do the one, the guy who blew his thumb off.

00:39:52.400 He blew his thumb off, and then everyone's just filming and laughing.

00:40:07.720 Four phones on your thumb that exploded.

00:40:10.120 No one's helping you there.

00:40:11.340 Of course.

00:40:11.560 And it's like, for what?

00:40:12.080 What was the upside?

00:40:12.980 Oh, boom.

00:40:14.360 Pop.

00:40:15.080 That was me.

00:40:16.140 I made the pop.

00:40:17.340 Boom.

00:40:18.080 Me.

00:40:19.640 And you blew your thumb off.

00:40:21.520 That was like the only thing keeping us from the animals.

00:40:23.860 100%.

00:40:24.220 Was that a nice opposable thumb?

00:40:26.020 And it's almost ironic.

00:40:27.320 Yeah.

00:40:27.600 You botched it. 0.99

00:40:28.320 You acted like a dummy, an animal. 0.98

00:40:29.980 And then now you got no thumbs. 1.00

00:40:31.920 You acted like a stupid animal. 1.00

00:40:33.320 And you lost the one thing that separates us from them. 1.00

00:40:36.360 All right.

00:40:36.620 Should I play the other clip?

00:40:37.380 Yeah.

00:40:37.520 Play the Lizzo getting punted.

00:40:41.700 Oh.

00:40:43.800 Everyone's filming you too.

00:40:45.840 And it's like, couldn't you?

00:40:47.740 I'm a smart guy-ish.

00:40:49.720 Yeah.

00:40:50.100 Yeah.

00:40:50.340 You know, I can do math.

00:40:51.720 Good instincts.

00:40:52.840 I know shapes and geometry.

00:40:55.260 I can do math.

00:40:56.300 It's like if a car is sliding and coming towards me, I'm extrapolating in my head, like, am I

00:41:02.800 in the danger zone?

00:41:04.000 Am I close to the danger zone?

00:41:05.500 If I'm close to the danger zone and then he does a different direction, do I get punted?

00:41:10.180 That's all I'm thinking about.

00:41:11.560 Yeah.

00:41:11.700 That person is just standing there and just gets punted for free.

00:41:15.020 Like, doesn't even think, like, you didn't think, like, oh, this car is sliding and you

00:41:19.120 don't realize you're going to get hit until, what, it hits you?

00:41:21.280 It's one thing if you get clipped.

00:41:23.120 Yeah.

00:41:23.360 You get clipped. 0.99

00:41:24.020 Even then, it's dumb. 0.99

00:41:24.980 You were playing a game of chicken. 0.97

00:41:26.120 But to get hit center mass like a baseball, just, like, 300-foot home run? 1.00

00:41:30.980 So stupid. 1.00

00:41:32.080 It's like, you're here. 1.00

00:41:33.200 This thing's sliding here.

00:41:34.480 And you don't realize it's going to hit you until it's on your hip and blown you out.

00:41:39.320 Also, at takeovers, there's one move.

00:41:42.620 It's drift the car in the circle.

00:41:44.900 That's all I've seen, right?

00:41:46.660 Yeah.

00:41:47.060 So to be standing in that circle waiting to get hit, I don't know.

00:41:51.680 Seems like there's an interaction.

00:41:55.380 There's a cross point here.

00:41:56.740 I think you might deserve it.

00:41:57.860 I don't know.

00:41:58.420 Yeah.

00:41:58.820 That's low IQ stuff.

00:41:59.880 It's low IQ behavior. 0.98

00:42:01.080 It's a very trashy thing. 0.77

00:42:02.240 And then I think we've seen, like, this is just the youth mobs who are unafraid of police.

00:42:10.060 Like, I think we showed a 7-Eleven just get totally robbed.

00:42:13.320 People showing their face on camera didn't care. 0.96

00:42:16.100 All, like, Hispanic and black kids robbing that 7-Eleven. 1.00

00:42:20.900 It's like, that was from a takeover. 0.98

00:42:23.120 Like, they came in from a takeover and just said, let's rob the 7-Eleven.

00:42:26.060 We have that same energy from the takeover.

00:42:28.000 Exactly.

00:42:28.720 Let's do no laws in this area with all the goods. 0.91

00:42:32.640 Exactly.

00:42:33.220 So, guys, I know some of you are car people.

00:42:36.740 Obviously, you're avoiding these.

00:42:38.720 But, yeah, firecracker go boom, thumb go off. 0.99

00:42:41.860 Well, it would have been cool if he didn't lose his thumb because that would have been a loud sound.

00:42:45.720 Yeah, that would have been a loud sound for half a second and everybody would have gone back to normal.

00:42:50.400 Everyone would have gone like this.

00:42:51.400 Boom.

00:42:52.760 Oh.

00:42:53.460 Someone's doing firecrackers.

00:42:54.680 And you lost your thumb.

00:42:56.180 Yeah.

00:42:56.280 If you guys, we can get a shout-out from a street takeover.

00:43:00.700 I would take it.

00:43:01.780 Yeah, I'd take it, too.

00:43:02.900 So, we're involved.

00:43:03.700 We do Urban Decay.

00:43:04.880 We should be involved.

00:43:06.240 All right.

00:43:06.680 Let's go to the woman pulled over for expired license and registration. 1.00

00:43:09.440 Can you roll down more?

00:43:15.900 Okay.

00:43:16.780 All right.

00:43:17.860 Well, the reason why I stopped you is because you have expired plates.

00:43:23.820 All right?

00:43:25.820 You're also driving with a suspended license.

00:43:28.100 Are you aware of that?

00:43:28.660 Which means you're not supposed to be driving at all.

00:43:32.620 Expired plates, suspended license.

00:43:33.980 May I just step out of the vehicle real quick?

00:43:35.920 Yeah.

00:43:36.400 I need you to step out of the vehicle.

00:43:38.040 Guys, I need you to step out of the vehicle.

00:43:41.480 Ma'am, step out of the vehicle. 0.99

00:43:43.740 I might get in the rest.

00:43:45.600 Please, don't put your hands on me.

00:43:47.060 Ma'am, I need you to step out of the vehicle.

00:43:49.200 Why are you grabbing me, though?

00:43:50.320 I will freak out.

00:43:52.740 Okay, turn the car off, but don't grab me.

00:43:55.020 I don't have a warrant.

00:43:55.940 Why are you guys grabbing me?

00:43:56.820 Yeah, we have a warrant.

00:43:57.840 For what?

00:43:58.660 Yes, I'm out.

00:43:59.700 Okay.

00:44:00.080 Please, don't grab me.

00:44:00.740 Let me walk out.

00:44:01.640 You heavy warrant for traffic.

00:44:03.180 We need to get out of the car.

00:44:03.960 Please, do not grab me, though.

00:44:04.640 You have five seconds.

00:44:05.480 I'm going to.

00:44:06.340 Don't grab me, though.

00:44:07.340 He didn't even ask me.

00:44:08.400 Grab me. 0.99

00:44:09.300 Don't f***ing down at me. 0.99

00:44:10.320 Get out of the car. 0.99

00:44:11.080 Get out of the car.

00:44:12.740 I'm not going anywhere. 0.92

00:44:13.900 Because y'all got me f***ing up.

00:44:15.520 Y'all was trying to do this. 1.00

00:44:16.920 What the fuck? 1.00

00:44:17.680 Get out of the car. 1.00

00:44:19.060 Don't get steering wheel.

00:44:21.480 Why are you grabbing me like this?

00:44:24.580 Get out of the vehicle.

00:44:25.280 Get out of the car.

00:44:26.320 Get in my phone now.

00:44:27.940 Let you out of the car right now.

00:44:33.780 That's pretty much it, right?

00:44:35.120 Yeah, they get her out of the car and they handcuff her, obviously. 1.00

00:44:37.780 So, expired license and registration.

00:44:40.920 And there's a warrant.

00:44:42.440 And it's like, you know how black people are always saying, like, we have to have this special

00:44:45.420 talk with our kids about dealing with the police because police aren't safe and they want to 0.98

00:44:49.180 kill us. 0.99

00:44:49.680 Everyone with a black teenager has had the talk. 1.00

00:44:52.340 The talk.

00:44:52.920 And it's like, oh, yeah, you know, if you get pulled over, say you didn't do nothing.

00:44:57.100 Then say you don't want to be arrested.

00:44:59.480 Then you have to open your Facebook Live.

00:45:02.760 And once your Facebook Live is open, you need to act hard and disrespect the police officer.

00:45:07.520 Tell the cops if they try to pull you out, you're going to, quote, freak out.

00:45:12.480 And then spit.

00:45:13.900 Yeah.

00:45:14.100 You have to spit a little bit at the cops to show that you really don't want to go to jail.

00:45:18.040 Yeah.

00:45:18.280 Ask if you have a warrant.

00:45:19.460 When the cops say yes, deny it.

00:45:21.920 So, yeah.

00:45:22.560 It's suspended license or expired license plate, suspended license, driving on a suspended

00:45:26.740 license and a warrant out.

00:45:29.360 Yeah.

00:45:29.980 But, you know, we have to have a special talk.

00:45:32.160 We got to have the talk with all our black sons about, you know, how to how to handle the

00:45:35.640 police and you know what?

00:45:37.020 This is the this is the blueprint for them.

00:45:38.920 This textbook wriggle around, yell at the cops, freak out.

00:45:42.800 Don't don't listen to what the cops are saying.

00:45:44.520 Get out of the car.

00:45:45.140 It's like, do you think you're going to be in a situation where the cop says get out of

00:45:50.660 the car and you go, no.

00:45:51.700 And they go, all right, just never mind.

00:45:53.940 Get out of here.

00:45:54.460 Just get out of here. 0.96

00:45:55.280 Drive home on your suspended license.

00:45:57.380 Officer Tatum, you know, Officer Tatum, right?

00:45:59.100 Yeah.

00:45:59.960 Love Officer Tatum.

00:46:01.260 I've known him for years.

00:46:02.200 Good guy.

00:46:02.880 Really smart guy.

00:46:03.760 He made a great point years ago that stuck with me since like 2017 or 2018, where he

00:46:10.020 basically said, if you tell your teenagers, like young black kids, that the cops want

00:46:15.460 to kill them every time they interact with police, say they get pulled over and they're 0.99

00:46:20.440 thinking and the cops going to kill them. 1.00

00:46:22.340 They're acting in a certain way where they're like scared and then they think violence is

00:46:26.200 going to happen and they kind of like are acting like a little sketchy and not normal.

00:46:29.380 And that actually escalates the situation.

00:46:31.260 It makes it more likely to end in an ugly scenario where there's violence or someone's

00:46:35.900 getting shot.

00:46:36.520 Yeah.

00:46:36.660 Self-fulfilling prophecy, right?

00:46:38.020 Oh, the cops are coming. 1.00

00:46:38.960 They're going to try and kill me. 0.97

00:46:39.660 Like, open the window. 0.98

00:46:40.240 I'm not opening the window.

00:46:41.080 Then the cops are like, why aren't you opening the window?

00:46:42.900 And then like, you know, I didn't do anything.

00:46:44.780 And you move a little bit and the cops are like, where are you moving?

00:46:47.060 And it's like, you create this sketchy situation because you have this idea of what cops are

00:46:51.720 like or what they're going to do.

00:46:52.940 And then you go into it and it actually escalates the situation and you actually manifest that

00:46:58.380 bad thing that you were scared of in the first place.

00:47:00.800 A hundred percent. 0.98

00:47:01.340 So that's always like when I heard that, I was like, damn, that's exactly it. 0.96

00:47:05.100 And it's true. 0.97

00:47:05.780 It's self-fulfilling prophecy.

00:47:07.160 It's like just, you know, you're on edge.

00:47:09.720 Everybody gets on edge.

00:47:10.800 There's like the nonverbal human element of it where it's like, whoa, like what am I coming

00:47:15.740 into here?

00:47:16.280 The cops trying to determine the situation.

00:47:18.000 You're on edge.

00:47:18.640 And if you don't have discipline and you can't just say, okay, hands here.

00:47:22.440 All right, officer, what's the problem?

00:47:23.880 Okay.

00:47:24.680 Oh, license registration.

00:47:25.740 It's in the glove compartment.

00:47:26.520 I'm going to reach for it now.

00:47:27.740 It's in my wallet right here.

00:47:28.900 I'm going to reach for it now.

00:47:30.100 I do that.

00:47:31.060 May I reach for it, officer?

00:47:32.360 Yeah, I do that.

00:47:34.020 People can't do that though.

00:47:35.580 And that same idea of being on edge and assuming the worst that actually causes more problems

00:47:40.300 is what we're seeing in this next clip too.

00:47:42.840 How easy it is to start a fight in the hood.

00:47:45.100 Oh yeah.

00:47:46.800 I'm just letting you know it's big D's.

00:47:48.860 Big D's. 0.84

00:47:50.060 Where you from? 1.00

00:47:50.880 You know where the fuck you at? 1.00

00:47:52.360 This Highlands, homie. 1.00

00:47:53.260 You better back the fuck up. 1.00

00:47:54.260 Push that shit somewhere else. 1.00

00:47:55.540 Whoop. 1.00

00:47:56.260 Whoop. 1.00

00:47:56.660 What the fuck is whoop? 0.99

00:47:58.340 Because I'd really just be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:48:00.580 The bull in this.

00:48:01.040 Highlands over here though, bro.

00:48:02.500 Don't be throwing up whatever that was.

00:48:04.720 Go.

00:48:06.400 But just know I'm really like that.

00:48:08.540 Yeah.

00:48:10.820 It's like you're in a fight for nothing.

00:48:14.240 You could go to me and say whatever my, the worst thing I could ever hear.

00:48:19.060 The thing I don't want to hear the most.

00:48:20.500 You could say it to my face and yell it.

00:48:22.760 And I would go, okay, buddy.

00:48:24.960 Have a good day.

00:48:26.080 I think the thing we talked about the other day of a good response is peace be with you,

00:48:29.240 man.

00:48:29.520 Yeah.

00:48:29.700 All right, pal.

00:48:30.640 Peace be with you.

00:48:31.480 Move on.

00:48:32.260 Whatever that thing is that like the, what I would care about the most.

00:48:35.120 Your biggest insecurity, the most perfect insult tailored to you.

00:48:38.780 Yell it.

00:48:39.220 And I'll go, okay, peace be with you, buddy.

00:48:41.340 And I move on.

00:48:42.600 You go into this hood and you go.

00:48:45.880 What was that?

00:48:48.240 Why are you making birds sounds like that?

00:48:49.720 Where are you from, homie? 0.99

00:48:51.700 It's like, we got to fight now.

00:48:54.660 School.

00:48:55.200 You know how hard it is to get me to fight you?

00:48:57.040 And yeah, it's on site.

00:48:59.920 It's chase the guy.

00:49:00.840 It's fight.

00:49:02.060 And, um, and you know, it's like, even if these guys were gang affiliated, right?

00:49:06.200 Uh, every single one of them gang affiliated, like, remember when gang fights happened because

00:49:12.240 like someone was selling drugs on a corner that you used to own.

00:49:16.520 And then now you lose $30,000 a month because you don't hold Crenshaw and whatever anymore.

00:49:23.060 Now it's just like, make a hand signal that I don't even recognize and go, woo, woo.

00:49:28.460 And that's like the gang war.

00:49:30.040 That's the fight.

00:49:31.220 Don't you have anything to lose?

00:49:33.440 Nope.

00:49:34.200 Don't you have anything going for you where you go, I can't go to jail today.

00:49:37.500 Jeez.

00:49:37.780 I shouldn't fight this guy outside of Taco Bell near the Amazon Prime truck in suburbia

00:49:41.800 because, you know, I'm part of some sort of group.

00:49:44.540 Yeah.

00:49:44.800 I won't be, I have to go to work tomorrow at 8 a.m.

00:49:46.980 Yeah.

00:49:47.260 It's like, don't you have something going on in your life that you can't afford to lose?

00:49:50.800 No.

00:49:51.540 Nope.

00:49:52.320 Nope.

00:49:52.900 Okay.

00:49:53.220 See you in prison. 0.59

00:49:54.840 Let's go to the fight where the guy shows mercy and then gets Tucker punched.

00:49:58.380 Yeah.

00:49:58.700 This is a classic interracial fight, I would say. 1.00

00:50:01.440 This is what Tucker said.

00:50:02.300 White men don't fight like that.

00:50:03.440 This is what he was talking about. 0.94

00:50:04.700 Yep.

00:50:06.460 So they're fighting.

00:50:07.620 The white guy's got him down.

00:50:09.040 Clear advantage.

00:50:09.660 White guy.

00:50:10.360 Clear advantage.

00:50:11.240 Got full body control.

00:50:12.820 He's hammering his head a little bit.

00:50:14.420 Nothing crazy. 0.68

00:50:16.200 But white guy's on his knees.

00:50:17.480 He's not going to lose.

00:50:18.180 All right.

00:50:19.060 All right.

00:50:19.480 All right.

00:50:19.820 All right.

00:50:20.520 Yeah.

00:50:21.020 I'm good.

00:50:23.700 He says, I respect it.

00:50:24.860 I respect it.

00:50:25.740 White guy gets up.

00:50:26.880 Helps him up.

00:50:27.440 Helps him up. 0.95

00:50:30.160 Sucker punch. 1.00

00:50:31.400 Bitch. 1.00

00:50:31.820 Bitch. 1.00

00:50:34.800 Imagine calling someone a bitch after they just let you up. 1.00

00:50:41.120 And the kid took a hit. 1.00

00:50:43.100 That sucks. 0.99

00:50:43.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:43.800 That sucks. 0.99

00:50:44.300 No honor in the hood. 0.98

00:50:45.720 There was another one we showed that a couple weeks back where it was, I think, a waffle

00:50:50.420 house where the guy was choking.

00:50:51.680 A white guy was choking a black guy. 0.89

00:50:53.440 And then he ended up letting him go. 0.99

00:50:55.560 And then the black guy punched him like six times and knocked him out. 0.93

00:50:58.440 So it's like, you know, I wouldn't give up position. 0.93

00:51:02.020 Yeah.

00:51:02.200 I'm never going to fight anybody.

00:51:03.520 But if I do, I'm going to finish it.

00:51:06.100 And I'm going to make sure they stay down pretty much.

00:51:08.460 Exactly.

00:51:09.520 Let's go to the black murder rate clip. 0.97

00:51:11.700 The Asian kid doing the math. 0.97

00:51:13.640 Yeah.

00:51:14.620 Yeah.

00:51:15.100 So let's preface this a little bit.

00:51:17.820 The community notes on Twitter has been hitting some crime statistics with fact checks. 0.91

00:51:25.040 You know, some people go black people or white people murder way more people than black people 0.98

00:51:29.500 do. 0.99

00:51:29.940 And it's like, yes, they do.

00:51:31.980 Barely.

00:51:32.920 But the per capita makes it insane.

00:51:35.160 You know, they've been getting fact checked.

00:51:36.420 And everyone knows that 13% of the population commits 50% of the violent crimes or the murders

00:51:40.640 or whatever.

00:51:41.100 And it's actually worse.

00:51:42.320 This Asian kid does it.

00:51:43.420 At this point, you've probably heard of the 1350 statistic and how it might be wrong.

00:51:48.280 God made me Asian for a reason. 0.58

00:51:50.180 So the biggest problem with the FBI's 50% number is that those are arrest totals and that

00:51:53.840 the true number could be different for a lot of different reasons.

00:51:56.640 So I decided to calculate the true number using the National Crime Victimization Survey and

00:52:00.440 what we know about interracial crime.

00:52:02.080 Because if you can't arrest a perpetrator, you can always take a look at the victim. 0.99

00:52:04.840 You don't have to know what any of this shit means. 0.99

00:52:06.080 But according to the NCVS, 52% of all homicide victims are black and 42% of all homicide 1.00

00:52:12.600 victims are white.

00:52:13.640 Using FBI crosstabs, we can figure out that 88% of white murder victims were murdered by

00:52:18.160 other white people. 0.96

00:52:19.180 And 81% of black murder victims were murdered by other black people.

00:52:22.620 From there, we get this equation where the total number of white murder victims is the 0.96

00:52:25.860 amount of white people murdered by white people and the amount of white people murdered by black 0.98

00:52:29.340 people. 0.99

00:52:29.840 And the other way around.

00:52:30.880 With some algebra, we convert this into an equation that calculates the proportion of white

00:52:34.580 and black perpetrators.

00:52:36.160 So with this method, we can calculate that the true number isn't 50%, but 60% of all murders 0.99

00:52:42.180 were committed by black people. 0.53

00:52:43.680 So it turns out that the FBI was wrong, just not in the direction that most people thought 0.98

00:52:47.600 it would be.

00:52:49.300 So you see what he did there?

00:52:50.940 He did it by victimology, using the numbers backwards.

00:52:56.400 Like he did it by victimology instead of arrests because a lot of murder victims or murderers

00:53:00.980 aren't caught.

00:53:01.760 So we kind of backed into a slightly higher number.

00:53:05.040 I got a one on the AP stats test in high school.

00:53:08.400 I was not very good at stats either.

00:53:10.080 So I was really bad at AP stats.

00:53:12.400 And then my teacher had like a baby during the year.

00:53:15.720 So then we had like this old teacher, Ms. Gutman, and she was like too old to even do

00:53:20.800 anything.

00:53:21.200 And all she would do is hand out packets that like self-explained statistics. 0.98

00:53:24.540 Never had a chance.

00:53:25.620 Try to go to a tutor.

00:53:26.560 Couldn't even learn it.

00:53:27.620 And then I got a one in the AP final.

00:53:29.380 Yep.

00:53:29.800 A true one.

00:53:30.320 I drew a picture as the final question.

00:53:31.840 A picture of a moose.

00:53:33.140 Yep.

00:53:33.460 So we let the Asian guy do the math for us and tell us. 0.99

00:53:37.320 Yep.

00:53:37.820 And so, I mean, it sparked kind of like a, there's been a debate raging on Twitter, right?

00:53:42.060 About stats.

00:53:42.860 And then there's this guy, Kareem Carr, data scientist, and all his, his whole game is 0.98

00:53:48.920 trying to minimize black violence and black violent crimes. 0.95

00:53:52.820 So he said this tweet, do we think that the primary cause of black on white crime in America 0.98

00:53:57.760 is anti-white racism? 0.98

00:53:59.420 Or is it vastly more likely that it's because black Americans are so disproportionately poor 0.95

00:54:04.340 and white Americans are disproportionately rich? 0.97

00:54:07.920 There's his theory.

00:54:08.900 He speaks in memes, you know, oh, disproportionately rich.

00:54:12.400 It's all about poverty.

00:54:13.320 It's not about anything else, right?

00:54:14.520 Then you look at the graphs.

00:54:16.340 And yeah, so this is a graph of incarceration rates for black families and incarceration,

00:54:22.000 or black men versus white men incarceration rates by income.

00:54:27.960 So the percentile, the bottom is the household income rank of parents.

00:54:33.940 And you can see the distribution is quite drastic and different.

00:54:39.240 So really poor black men are incarcerated at an extremely high rate.

00:54:44.220 But this has white families, this is the line drawn where it crossed the same incarceration 0.59

00:54:49.560 rate, the equal incarceration rate.

00:54:52.200 Families, white families making $36,000 per year have the same incarceration rate as black

00:54:57.940 families in the top 1%.

00:54:59.720 That's so that throws everyone's theory out the window.

00:55:02.700 Yeah.

00:55:03.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:55:04.180 Yeah.

00:55:04.660 Everyone thinks, oh, you're poor.

00:55:05.900 That's why you're doing the crimes.

00:55:07.100 Well, look at the stats.

00:55:08.380 Let's just look at, I mean, two charts, you know, and then there's some, there's some other

00:55:12.820 charts that we were talking about.

00:55:13.900 We're not going to go into them, but there's the mental hospital and jail versus total institutionalized.

00:55:18.820 And then the murder rate goes way up during that.

00:55:21.620 But you know, why do we talk about this?

00:55:23.520 Why are we so obsessed with hate crimes against white people?

00:55:28.120 Why are we so obsessed?

00:55:29.720 And I think it's.

00:55:31.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:32.400 It's because of this.

00:55:33.020 It's because the news and the media racism is like the biggest word now.

00:55:38.080 It's like the biggest phrase that they're using.

00:55:40.680 I'd love to get invested in a cryptocurrency that looked like this.

00:55:43.980 A chart that looked like this.

00:55:45.320 You know what I mean?

00:55:45.680 So this is the term frequency in popular U.S. papers, racist and racist racism.

00:55:51.720 So how many times the word racism is basically used in our media starting from 1970 to 2020?

00:55:58.600 Look at that graph.

00:55:59.740 That's a hockey stick.

00:56:01.180 That's a straight up, straight line up.

00:56:02.980 New York Times increased 712% from 2010 to 2020.

00:56:08.040 LA Times, 756%.

00:56:10.020 You guys know, we're telling you, we're putting stats to the things that we all know, right?

00:56:15.200 Which is racism, boogeyman, racist, all that.

00:56:19.340 And so I always say that if you are going to make race relations in America the number

00:56:25.200 one voting issue and the number one thing, then don't be surprised when there's a response

00:56:29.440 to it, you know?

00:56:30.380 Don't be surprised when there's an alternate view that's not really approved by CNN that

00:56:34.880 people are going to have conversations about around the dinner table.

00:56:37.800 People are going to have conversations about on podcasts, all that.

00:56:40.520 Which is why we come in.

00:56:41.900 Yeah.

00:56:42.420 Remember George Floyd 2 on the subway?

00:56:44.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:45.300 Jordan Neely?

00:56:45.880 George Floyd 2?

00:56:46.540 Yep.

00:56:47.440 There was a tweet trying to defend him and his actions.

00:56:50.540 They were basically saying he was unstable because he was hungry.

00:56:54.760 Well, this is part of the broader conversation that's happening on lefty Twitter.

00:56:58.580 This lady says, housed people have housed people.

00:57:02.280 Yeah.

00:57:03.200 Just people, you know?

00:57:05.300 Housed people have the privilege of having their worst moments in private. 1.00

00:57:08.280 But unhoused people don't.

00:57:10.980 This gives some people the profoundly mistaken impression that the person they see acting

00:57:16.460 belligerent on the street is and will be that person every single moment of their life.

00:57:20.380 So, someone replies to this and says, also, if you're hungry and starving, you are likely hangry, just like everyone else gets, possibly low blood sugar, and in starvation slash survival mode.

00:57:30.600 Show me a person who is in a good mood when they're starving.

00:57:33.000 And I think Mimetic Sisyphus made this meme, guy pushing someone onto the train tracks and going, sorry, I skipped breakfast.

00:57:43.100 It's like, dude, these people will make any excuse for a violent, like, loser who's terrorizing working people on the subway.

00:57:51.500 They'll make any excuse and they'll theorize and they'll use words all day around it. 1.00

00:57:55.500 When in reality, someone's just a piece of shit. 1.00

00:57:57.600 And it's the lowest common denominator people are caring about, which takes us to our next clip. 1.00

00:58:03.580 They're trying to pass legislation so security guards can't carry guns to defend themselves, I believe, in California.

00:58:10.700 Look at this guy.

00:58:12.140 Hey, everyone.

00:58:13.000 District 5 Supervisor Dean Preston.

00:58:15.120 As the pressure continues to mount for the district attorney to release the videotape of Walgreens security guard shooting and killing Banco Brown,

00:58:26.900 we also need to take some action to make sure this never happens again.

00:58:31.300 That's why today at the Board of Supervisors, I will be calling for legislation to specifically prohibit security guards from drawing their weapons to protect property.

00:58:45.100 Human life is more important than property.

00:58:47.520 We need to change our local law so that security guards cannot unholster their weapons just to protect property.

00:58:54.280 So that's a weak man creating hard times, it's called?

00:58:57.760 He's telling it right to our face.

00:58:59.420 Yeah.

00:59:00.000 So no gun for security guards because a person's life is not worth property.

00:59:06.420 And it's like you're close, but say it again.

00:59:10.940 It's like your life is not worth property.

00:59:13.580 But instead of telling that to the security guard defending a store or someone's livelihood,

00:59:17.480 tell it to the criminal who's risking their life to steal a TV or whatever's in the store.

00:59:23.560 Yeah.

00:59:24.020 It's like your life's not worth property.

00:59:25.720 But instead of applying that to the good normal people, apply that to the bad people and you have it right.

00:59:31.300 Yeah.

00:59:31.640 And here's the thing. 0.98

00:59:32.540 Like this guy is putting out or attempting to put out legislation to address the fucked up world that they created, right? 0.93

00:59:41.800 So it's like, well, nobody follows the laws and people just steal from Walgreens or whatever. 0.83

00:59:45.720 So now we got to create a law on top of the laws that we don't enforce.

00:59:50.500 You know what I mean by that?

00:59:51.900 Like, whoa, since we didn't enforce our laws at all, now people are stealing and then someone got shot.

00:59:58.780 A criminal got shot.

00:59:59.840 So we need to make a law that you can't even defend yourself because the police aren't defending you and we're not keeping these guys locked up. 0.63

01:00:06.000 So it's so backwards and this guy is so weak.

01:00:09.640 So can't we just follow the laws?

01:00:11.300 Yeah.

01:00:11.700 No.

01:00:11.960 Don't we have all these laws that are great that got us pretty far?

01:00:15.600 Can't we just follow that?

01:00:16.700 And it's like this guy should have probably been in jail. 0.93

01:00:19.120 He's probably a perpetual thief.

01:00:20.760 You know, those types that go in and get shot over property at Walgreens.

01:00:24.440 Yeah.

01:00:24.880 They're likely a repeat offender.

01:00:26.460 And there's been a lot of conversation about it.

01:00:28.660 And it makes sense.

01:00:29.900 People are saying, what is it called?

01:00:31.120 Capital punishment or corporal punishment?

01:00:32.820 Corporal.

01:00:33.140 Corporal punishment where it's like in these like third world countries. 1.00

01:00:35.920 If you steal, you get your arm cut off or your hand cut off.

01:00:38.700 Or you get caned in Singapore, stuff like that.

01:00:41.100 Yeah.

01:00:41.320 And I used to always think like, oh, that's kind of intense.

01:00:43.580 But when you're dealing with like low IQ thieves, they understand that language.

01:00:48.100 They really do understand brute force, right? 0.96

01:00:50.640 So it's like, oh, if I sell drugs, they'll kill me.

01:00:52.640 I'm not selling drugs. 0.94

01:00:53.760 If I steal, they'll chop my hand off. 0.75

01:00:56.200 Not a good place to steal.

01:00:57.820 Like they get that.

01:00:59.240 And then there's also this idea that property crime is not violent.

01:01:05.500 Yeah.

01:01:06.060 And it's like-

01:01:06.520 It's just property.

01:01:07.280 No one should die over property. 1.00

01:01:08.380 It's like, you're in my house taking my shit. 1.00

01:01:11.120 I don't know who you are or what you have. 1.00

01:01:12.980 I have a family.

01:01:14.000 It's like, since when is property crime nonviolent?

01:01:17.480 And then that's the thing too, is we've gotten far away from that Wild West thing.

01:01:20.860 Like if you were in the Wild West, right?

01:01:22.460 When property laws were first like so important, it's like you stole someone's horse.

01:01:26.500 You stole their way to live.

01:01:27.740 You stole their ability to like actually survive in a barren place.

01:01:32.020 And then last but not least on this guy, the banning handguns or banning drawing your gun

01:01:37.140 for property.

01:01:37.740 It's like, hey man, I heard there's a county over there that can't pull their guns out.

01:01:42.780 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:43.300 Let's go rob the fucking place. 1.00

01:01:45.220 That's where we're headed. 1.00

01:01:45.800 You know, so I mean, it's just like the-

01:01:48.080 Kay Jewelers has no guns.

01:01:49.640 Exactly.

01:01:50.480 Oh, property?

01:01:51.320 Like, oh, the Brinks truck.

01:01:53.140 You can't pull a gun.

01:01:54.800 It's like open season, boys.

01:01:56.460 So again, creating a law for criminals because you feel bad. 0.98

01:02:01.140 This guy's just such a weak man.

01:02:03.460 We also have that guy- 0.98

01:02:04.480 He deserves to get-

01:02:05.280 This guy deserves to be a victim of some sort of crime, you know?

01:02:08.140 Like, I'm not saying that in like somebody go get him, but like feel some of the pain 1.00

01:02:13.400 of the shit you created. 0.99

01:02:14.320 These politicians never really feel it themselves, so- 1.00

01:02:17.160 Yeah.

01:02:17.560 Society is heading towards a Batman scenario.

01:02:20.160 Yeah.

01:02:20.940 Exactly.

01:02:21.800 Where the Joker is going to do a psychological trick on you because of all these bad things

01:02:25.700 you did.

01:02:26.280 Yeah.

01:02:26.600 Do we have that guy who had his stroller stolen?

01:02:29.520 Yeah.

01:02:30.660 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:31.020 This was a tweet from some San Francisco tech pussy. 1.00

01:02:35.980 And he said, so yeah. 0.99

01:02:37.300 So he said, an unhoused person stole our daughter's stroller the other night.

01:02:41.460 We found it at a nearby Starbucks.

01:02:43.320 Is it wrong to steal it back?

01:02:45.640 Is it wrong?

01:02:46.600 Getting consensus on whether or not to take your property back.

01:02:49.800 It's like, well, it's illegal to do what your grandfather would have done.

01:02:53.940 Yeah.

01:02:54.340 So you're kind of not safe.

01:02:56.960 It's like a drug addict stole your kid's property, your kid's stroller, and is just

01:03:01.660 hanging out at Starbucks waiting to flip it.

01:03:04.180 And you're asking people online if you should take it back.

01:03:06.600 Is it wrong to steal it back?

01:03:08.560 It's not stealing.

01:03:09.960 It's yours.

01:03:10.680 Yeah.

01:03:11.440 All right.

01:03:11.960 Let's move on.

01:03:12.500 This next segment is called, I don't like people playing on my phone.

01:03:16.280 We're still in urban decay.

01:03:17.240 The girl pepper sprays the teacher. 1.00

01:03:20.240 Oh, Mace?

01:03:22.080 So the teacher takes the girl's phone away. 0.99

01:03:24.720 Nah, Mace is crazy.

01:03:27.160 Nah.

01:03:28.120 She just faced in the...

01:03:29.780 Nah.

01:03:32.580 Nah. 0.99

01:03:32.960 Can I get my phone fucking touch? 0.99

01:03:34.660 She just pepper sprayed me. 1.00

01:03:36.640 Give me my phone.

01:03:38.620 Give me my phone.

01:03:41.120 Ah.

01:03:42.140 Can I get my phone?

01:03:43.920 Can I get my phone?

01:03:45.220 Can I get my phone?

01:03:46.080 Can I get my phone?

01:03:47.880 I need my phone.

01:03:48.900 Over the phone is crazy.

01:03:50.240 I need my phone.

01:03:52.040 So whenever you hear a loud repeating statement,

01:03:55.640 I need my phone.

01:03:58.060 I need my phone.

01:03:59.260 I need my phone.

01:04:00.980 It's basically going to escalate to violence.

01:04:03.420 The logic and reason is out the door when you're repeating the same phrase over and over and over again.

01:04:08.040 And I see that as a battle cry.

01:04:09.720 A hundred percent.

01:04:10.480 Right?

01:04:11.000 It's like an urban mantra.

01:04:12.680 Exactly.

01:04:13.280 It's like bad.

01:04:13.880 It's like huma tapa, huma tapa, huma.

01:04:16.480 It gets louder and louder.

01:04:18.180 Give me my phone.

01:04:19.060 Give me my phone.

01:04:20.020 Give me my phone.

01:04:21.520 I remember the days of being scared of our teachers.

01:04:24.500 I used to be scared of nuns who were four foot ten. 1.00

01:04:27.780 And they were these little old ladies and I was petrified of them. 1.00

01:04:30.980 And these days they're macing the male teacher who could backhand them twice.

01:04:36.060 And we've talked about that before on the show is it's not about being afraid of the nun.

01:04:39.740 It's being about afraid of who the nun communicates to.

01:04:42.800 Yeah.

01:04:43.020 And your dad is at the end of that line.

01:04:44.840 Yeah.

01:04:45.040 Exactly.

01:04:45.480 My dad, the football coach.

01:04:47.000 Oh, you got in trouble.

01:04:47.920 You were having detention.

01:04:49.200 You missed football practice.

01:04:50.240 You're not playing in the game.

01:04:51.540 Oh, you're not playing in the game.

01:04:52.580 You're running laps all practice.

01:04:54.140 Exactly.

01:04:54.760 Or like my parents, if I ever was disrespectful to a teacher, I'd be dead guy.

01:04:59.640 Yeah.

01:05:00.240 Well, we have a next clip of a mom coming to the school to settle a problem. 1.00

01:05:04.140 Let's see here, since the adults are here, if the kids are on their best behavior.

01:05:08.500 Yeah.

01:05:08.740 And this is another hemotapa.

01:05:11.260 Hemotapa.

01:05:11.580 Yeah.

01:05:11.860 Listen for the urban mantra.

01:05:13.320 Wait until you see the battle cry.

01:05:15.220 Come out, kid.

01:05:16.240 Come out, kid.

01:05:16.960 Open the door.

01:05:17.920 Open the door.

01:05:19.040 Open the door.

01:05:20.140 Open the door.

01:05:21.160 Don't open the door.

01:05:22.340 Do not.

01:05:23.040 Who was she? 1.00

01:05:24.500 At least their mom's there.

01:05:26.100 Yeah.

01:05:27.240 Wait, the mom's fighting, too?

01:05:28.560 The mom's fighting.

01:05:32.580 And the hair gets pulled off.

01:05:34.120 The mom's here.

01:05:34.760 Everyone on their best behavior.

01:05:36.080 Nope.

01:05:36.520 Mom's throwing punches. 1.00

01:05:37.740 At school.

01:05:38.780 Mom's throwing punches at school. 1.00

01:05:41.140 Oh, there we go.

01:05:42.260 The shirt's off. 0.77

01:05:43.040 Titties are out. 0.51

01:05:46.380 All right.

01:05:46.900 That's enough, right?

01:05:47.600 Yeah, we get it.

01:05:48.640 Open the door.

01:05:49.620 Open the door.

01:05:50.360 Let's go to the guy at the restaurant who lost his phone.

01:05:54.020 Yeah, this is the stop playing on my phone section.

01:05:57.240 Yo, everybody listen up.

01:05:59.800 I need my phone.

01:06:01.480 Somebody took my phone.

01:06:03.280 I'm going to find my iPhone, and my phone says it's in this building.

01:06:07.080 Now, if I don't get my phone in two minutes, I'm going to clean the TV.

01:06:11.020 Set it off.

01:06:11.820 I need my phone.

01:06:15.080 Y'all never going to be playing with me like that.

01:06:16.760 Where's my phone?

01:06:20.680 Where's my phone?

01:06:22.060 So, once again, we can't have a nice night out at the restaurant because someone here 0.60

01:06:26.260 is a criminal. 0.95

01:06:27.040 Someone's a thief amongst us. 0.89

01:06:28.560 Yeah.

01:06:29.220 That's society right there.

01:06:30.720 I know.

01:06:31.080 And that's it.

01:06:32.020 And this guy, like, does the extremely low IQ version of finding your phone, not waiting

01:06:38.060 for it to be in transit somewhere and then following to a house, or not waiting for like

01:06:41.960 a unique location, just the giant buffet room where there's 150 people, and then cause a

01:06:47.900 scene.

01:06:48.720 Yeah.

01:06:49.020 So, not the best strategy either.

01:06:51.600 Used to be a high-trust society.

01:06:53.040 Now, it's threaten everyone at the buffet because someone here's a thief.

01:06:56.800 Because someone's playing on my phone.

01:06:58.160 Yeah.

01:06:58.500 And that's why I don't like people playing on my phone.

01:07:02.000 Let's do the Occupy Democrats post.

01:07:04.120 This guy was, there's like a leftist progressive guy, that right there.

01:07:09.300 He's trying to do some take on society on why people aren't doing what they used to do

01:07:15.080 back in the day.

01:07:15.780 Society's all ruined.

01:07:17.380 Let's see.

01:07:17.860 Let me make sure I'm keeping up with the United States of America real quick.

01:07:22.220 You can't knock on the door at the wrong house.

01:07:24.300 You can't accidentally get into the wrong car.

01:07:27.220 You can't pull into somebody's driveway.

01:07:29.980 You can't accidentally pull into the wrong driveway with the intent of delivering food.

01:07:34.520 You can't have your basketball roll into your neighbor's yard.

01:07:38.140 You can't ask your neighbor to stop shooting their guns in their yard so that it doesn't

01:07:42.520 wake up your children.

01:07:44.260 And you can't play hide and seek.

01:07:46.220 So, how did that happen?

01:07:49.400 Yeah.

01:07:49.760 How did we get to the point where you can't-

01:07:52.040 Why is everyone so jumpy?

01:07:53.540 Why is everyone on edge?

01:07:55.180 Why is everyone on edge?

01:07:56.120 We live in like a low trust society now.

01:07:58.100 Kids can't play outside.

01:07:59.280 How did that happen?

01:08:00.080 And it's because criminals are on the loose.

01:08:02.200 They don't put criminals in jail and they don't keep them there either.

01:08:04.840 Yep. 0.98

01:08:05.380 And you convinced everyone that their problems are because of white people. 0.99

01:08:08.760 And race. 0.97

01:08:09.480 And you brought 30 million illegal immigrants here. 1.00

01:08:12.420 And people are doing drugs in the park and shitting on the ground. 0.98

01:08:15.580 So, you can't go in the park anymore.

01:08:17.520 And anyone who does crimes gets let out.

01:08:19.960 Why is no one playing outside?

01:08:21.520 Yeah.

01:08:21.940 What happened?

01:08:23.140 Yeah.

01:08:23.820 Also, I like this because he has the examples.

01:08:26.020 These are all like people who have gotten shot recently for doing those actions.

01:08:28.900 And it's like, bro, America has 350 million people in it.

01:08:34.560 You're going to have some accidents and jumpy guys and bad stuff and whatever.

01:08:39.660 But like, yeah, you can't do that.

01:08:42.500 You can't pull into someone's driveway to turn around.

01:08:44.540 It's like a thousand people did that this morning.

01:08:47.200 You know?

01:08:48.020 So, it's just obviously cherry picking examples.

01:08:50.620 But yeah, who caused this?

01:08:52.300 Yeah.

01:08:52.520 Why were you so edgy?

01:08:54.440 The criminals are in jail.

01:08:56.640 Maybe that's why. 0.98

01:08:58.080 Crazy.

01:08:58.900 Crazy thought.

01:08:59.500 People are doing drugs on the street and the parks are full of needles.

01:09:02.420 Why are kids not hanging out in the park like I used to?

01:09:04.760 Yeah, man.

01:09:05.360 It's weird.

01:09:06.040 Yeah.

01:09:06.560 That security guard should never pull out his gun.

01:09:09.420 Like, they don't even get it.

01:09:11.480 Security guards can have guns to be safe and we want less police.

01:09:15.780 Why is no one playing outside?

01:09:17.240 Yeah.

01:09:18.620 There's a Walmart clip.

01:09:19.980 This is like just a background thing.

01:09:22.120 We can just play in the background.

01:09:23.400 But this lady is getting her receipt checked at Walmart and she feels humiliated and whatever. 1.00

01:09:31.000 But how did that happen?

01:09:33.400 Yeah.

01:09:33.600 Why does Walmart check receipts?

01:09:34.840 I don't remember Walmart really checking receipts in 1984.

01:09:37.760 Yeah.

01:09:38.160 Isn't that weird?

01:09:39.000 And it's like...

01:09:39.640 Or 99.

01:09:40.600 Walmart loses probably billions of dollars a year in stolen products.

01:09:43.780 And instead of stopping the people stealing, they have two people now checking your receipt at the door.

01:09:49.380 Yeah.

01:09:49.640 So, that's what happens.

01:09:51.700 It's called Low Trust Society.

01:09:53.020 We live in it.

01:09:53.800 It's called Lowest Common Denominator stuff.

01:09:58.120 So, some people steal.

01:09:59.320 So, Walmart has to be suspicious and we don't lock thieves up.

01:10:02.640 So, you know, check your receipt.

01:10:04.920 I don't know.

01:10:05.780 Who caused it?

01:10:06.580 This is the big mystery.

01:10:07.540 Who caused it?

01:10:08.140 Yeah.

01:10:08.580 Who caused it?

01:10:09.640 Why are all these people jumping and on edge?

01:10:13.340 Let's go to the Racism Street interview.

01:10:15.800 Is America more racist today than 100 years ago?

01:10:18.700 Yes.

01:10:19.980 Yeah, I feel like it is.

01:10:21.360 It's just because now it's more apparent.

01:10:24.220 It's more blatant. 0.98

01:10:25.380 And people don't give a s***. 0.97

01:10:26.640 It's like hidden now. 0.98

01:10:27.660 It's like subliminal.

01:10:29.100 Subliminal?

01:10:29.780 So, you think people are kind of walking around as like hidden racists?

01:10:33.020 Yeah, for sure.

01:10:34.000 1000%.

01:10:34.900 Do you think people are more prominent today than 100 years ago about being racist?

01:10:39.460 No.

01:10:40.000 No.

01:10:40.560 1923.

01:10:41.480 Yeah.

01:10:42.000 And the one girl goes, yeah, because it's more obvious now than ever.

01:10:44.500 The other girl goes, yeah, it's all secret hidden racists now.

01:10:47.800 So, it's like, you guys aren't even on the same page about it.

01:10:51.220 It's obvious, but it's underground. 0.85

01:10:52.940 There were colored water fountains and different shit like that back in the day. 0.99

01:10:57.600 Insane. 0.99

01:10:58.200 You know, 1920s America was very accepting towards African-American servants.

01:11:02.080 They probably think 100 years ago it was like 1700 or something. 1.00

01:11:05.100 Yeah, something stupid. 0.99

01:11:06.480 But that ability to victimize yourself is so easy. 0.99

01:11:10.240 And then we actually had this unrelated video, but it does play in, about people who were convinced they had a scar on their face for like this social experiment.

01:11:19.320 Check this out.

01:11:19.880 They did an experiment with a group of women and they put scars on their faces. 0.51

01:11:25.700 And they told these women that they're going into a job interview.

01:11:29.000 They showed them the scars in the mirror.

01:11:31.300 The women saw themselves with these scars. 0.98

01:11:32.740 And as they led them out of the room, they said, which is going to touch it up a little bit.

01:11:36.040 And as they touched it up, they removed the scarring completely.

01:11:38.420 So the women went into the job interview thinking that they are scarred, but actually being their normal selves. 0.56

01:11:45.020 And the result of the experiment is that those women then came back reporting massively increased level of discrimination.

01:11:51.380 Indeed, many of them came back with comments that the interviewer had made that they felt were referencing their facial disfigurement.

01:12:01.500 And this is why I think this ideology of victimhood is so dangerous.

01:12:05.980 Isn't that interesting?

01:12:07.360 I believe it.

01:12:08.420 Yeah.

01:12:08.920 There's a million ways to be a victim.

01:12:10.340 If you want to find it, you can find it.

01:12:11.900 It's out there.

01:12:13.020 But it's like you think the Asian kid who has perfect SATs but gets rejected from Harvard, you think he starts going, oh, it's because this or because that.

01:12:21.040 They don't make excuses.

01:12:22.160 They just go to, I'll go to Cornell.

01:12:24.360 Yeah.

01:12:24.860 You go to Cornell.

01:12:26.520 It's a tale as old as time, dude.

01:12:28.620 You go to Cornell and you get into the hotel management school and you take a new career path.

01:12:33.820 It didn't work out.

01:12:34.720 You're not a private equity guy.

01:12:35.840 I'm sorry.

01:12:36.760 Yeah, exactly.

01:12:37.680 But yeah, man.

01:12:39.220 I believe it.

01:12:40.520 Do you want to get to the illegal immigration section of Urban Decay?

01:12:43.480 Yeah, let's do that.

01:12:44.300 So basically we have, go ahead.

01:12:45.880 Well, I was going to say it's a huge week for illegal immigration.

01:12:48.380 They're trashing our country.

01:12:49.500 They're trashing the Rio Grande, doing it all.

01:12:53.760 Exactly.

01:12:54.300 And while they make everyone hate each other, the black versus white, men versus women, trans versus whatever.

01:12:59.340 While they're doing that and keeping us distracted with that, they're bringing in like 30 million illegal immigrants. 0.98

01:13:05.860 Since January 21, since Joe Biden took office, 6.3 million illegal immigrants have entered the country.

01:13:14.860 And there's 33 states that have less of a population than 6.3 million.

01:13:19.740 It makes me want to go crazy.

01:13:22.200 Yeah. 0.98

01:13:22.460 If there's one single issue other than monetary policy that I think is the biggest lever of just fucking with Americans, it's unfettered pouring illegal immigration in. 0.87

01:13:31.060 And they take your social services. 0.86

01:13:32.680 And we saw it.

01:13:33.420 There was a video clip of Chicago. 0.96

01:13:35.620 All these room full of black people saying, build the wall. 1.00

01:13:38.340 Maybe we'll play that in the background if we find it. 0.98

01:13:41.480 But people are fed up.

01:13:43.560 Nobody likes it.

01:13:44.580 The only people who like it are Megacorps and, you know, the Democrat donor and voting class, right?

01:13:51.100 Yeah.

01:13:51.240 Because eventually they'll use them for a huge voting block and it'll work.

01:13:54.660 But it's like you're bringing in all these people, millions of people who don't speak English, don't like America for the country. 0.91

01:14:00.520 Because if they did, they'd come legally.

01:14:02.540 And everyone thinks, oh, well, we have all these open jobs.

01:14:05.640 We have these jobs that need to get filled.

01:14:07.180 There's like 30 million people here illegally.

01:14:10.580 There's a few million jobs that need to get filled.

01:14:13.200 There's tens of millions of people beyond that that are just here illegally.

01:14:17.040 And they're taking your wages down.

01:14:19.320 Unskilled workers' wages are going down.

01:14:22.080 They live in squalor, right?

01:14:24.580 They're used to it.

01:14:25.480 They're from Venezuela.

01:14:26.660 They backpack through.

01:14:27.460 They live in squalor.

01:14:28.660 They take like a room.

01:14:30.520 They rent out a house.

01:14:31.980 Rents go up because there's way more bodies in this country.

01:14:34.940 And they live in squalor and send the money back, you know?

01:14:38.800 So overall, just a terrible net negative on the country as far as I can see.

01:14:44.060 And Ron DeSantis, shout out to Big Ron. 1.00

01:14:46.180 We don't get into that Trump versus DeSantis crybaby shit. 0.91

01:14:48.860 But Big Ron had a law that he made that passed through the Florida Senate already that basically is saying you need e-verifying papers for your employees of your businesses. 0.98

01:15:04.220 And so this was an announcement at a Miami construction site where pretty much everyone's illegal.

01:15:10.080 Ron DeSantis.

01:15:11.340 El gobernador de Florida, DeSantis, está promoviendo una ley.

01:15:16.700 Una ley, law. 0.80

01:15:17.720 Trabajars.

01:15:18.000 Trabajars.

01:15:19.000 So basically it's a Mexican guy saying that Governor DeSantis created a law that you need papers to work and basically the entire company here is all illegal immigrants. 0.90

01:15:39.040 There you go.

01:15:39.800 And this isn't like, this isn't picking strawberries.

01:15:43.100 This isn't, you know, something that nobody else wants to do.

01:15:46.900 This is high-rise construction.

01:15:48.820 Yeah.

01:15:49.020 That's like a great American job.

01:15:51.980 And we're just feedering it off to illegals, right? 1.00

01:15:55.480 Yeah.

01:15:56.400 Tons.

01:15:57.180 And that was like the backbone.

01:15:58.640 That's like the middle class right there.

01:16:00.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:00.600 And that's where we used to have unions, you know, the metal worker unions, the pipe fitters, all that shit. 0.99

01:16:09.440 And now it's just like, we'll get a bunch of scared Latinos who can't organize. 0.99

01:16:14.000 And then we take advantage of them.

01:16:15.520 Um, get one foreman who speaks Spanish and it's, uh, on the way, amigo.

01:16:20.220 So terrible system.

01:16:22.020 I love that DeSantis is doing it.

01:16:24.060 And you know what they're going to do?

01:16:25.040 You know what those illegal emigrandos are going to do? 1.00

01:16:27.240 They're going to flee up north to Georgia.

01:16:30.100 They're going to go to Georgia.

01:16:31.360 Is this too much of a voice?

01:16:32.540 No, no.

01:16:33.000 Because that guy had that exact voice, right?

01:16:34.520 You're just imitating the voice you heard.

01:16:36.020 Exactly.

01:16:36.360 Leo, sin papeles, necesitamos famar a Georgia.

01:16:40.000 I'm like, that's terrible Spanish, not even real words. 0.99

01:16:44.420 Um, and so like, you know, in unrelated news and totally unrelated news, here's, here's, uh, you know, something that happened at a water park recently.

01:16:52.980 Yeah.

01:16:53.620 The whole HVAC system fell.

01:16:55.900 Yeah.

01:16:56.160 Who built that?

01:16:57.080 The entire tubing of this nice water park just fell.

01:17:00.260 And I think that's an HVAC system and it's at the Gaylord Rockies Resort in Colorado.

01:17:05.120 Yep.

01:17:05.340 So, um, during end times, guys, I would not hang around places called Gaylord.

01:17:11.700 So, yeah, you know, I don't know.

01:17:13.160 Who built that?

01:17:13.720 You think that was the fifth generation American unionized boys?

01:17:18.040 Or do you think that was someone, oh, una ley de papeles, no, no te amo.

01:17:22.400 Yeah, it sounds like that one.

01:17:23.940 It was that one.

01:17:24.240 I would say it's that one.

01:17:25.260 That's a guess.

01:17:25.980 I don't know.

01:17:26.560 It's a guess.

01:17:26.880 But we're, you know, riffing.

01:17:27.860 We're shooting from the hip here.

01:17:28.980 Yep.

01:17:29.580 Um, let's move on to the Venezuelan guy who got arrested three times in three weeks in Chicago.

01:17:34.140 Chicago.

01:17:34.500 That's north, buddy.

01:17:35.900 Yeah.

01:17:36.340 That's all the way up there.

01:17:37.480 And so, you know, Chicago said they were a sanctuary city.

01:17:40.460 Now, Lori Lightfoot goes, we're in an emergency because the border, you know, we're a sanctuary city for the people who make our way up here.

01:17:46.880 But if you send them in a bus, then we're not, you know, then we're, it's an emergency.

01:17:50.620 So, basically, I'm not going to read too much from the article, but here's the guy's mugshot.

01:17:54.860 This guy who had arrived in Chicago three weeks ago has already been arrested three times.

01:18:00.440 One for fighting and two for retail theft, where it's, uh, stuffing bags and walking out, right? 0.99

01:18:05.960 These freaking Nazis, man. 1.00

01:18:07.360 These fucking Nazis, bro. 1.00

01:18:08.660 Straight from Venezuela. 1.00

01:18:09.680 And so, basically, the main point that I wanted to make and why I wanted to bring this up is because I think we underestimate how much Mexican, Venezuelan, illegal immigrants just, like, see social media just the same as us, but then, like, get inspired by it.

01:18:28.580 Oh, Joe Biden.

01:18:29.700 Joe Biden.

01:18:30.480 It's a border.

01:18:31.020 They just let them in.

01:18:31.900 They give them a phone, you know?

01:18:33.520 And then they come right across by the thousands.

01:18:35.560 All you got to do is get to the wall.

01:18:36.700 And then we see the videos.

01:18:38.100 Once they get here, they steal.

01:18:40.860 It's stealing's fine.

01:18:42.000 And they let them go.

01:18:42.700 They let them go.

01:18:43.280 Nobody stops them at the door at Macy's.

01:18:46.020 And so, we did reporting on this again.

01:18:48.540 A migrant who is living, migrant. 1.00

01:18:50.700 An illegal fucking immigrant. 1.00

01:18:52.760 Economic migrant. 1.00

01:18:53.720 Illegal.

01:18:54.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:54.780 An illegal immigrant who was living in a shelter in Manhattan was taking the bus to Long Island and just stealing $1,000 worth of merch from Macy's. 0.99

01:19:03.480 This guy was the exact same thing, stealing from Macy's on State Street in Chicago.

01:19:08.160 So, arrested three times.

01:19:10.060 There was a whole thing where he gave three different names every time.

01:19:12.960 The judge is like, hold on.

01:19:14.100 What's going on?

01:19:14.900 Who is this man?

01:19:16.180 And that's happening in courts.

01:19:17.880 They're clogging up our courts.

01:19:19.800 They're clogging up the criminal justice system.

01:19:22.500 It costs money to keep people in jail. 0.99

01:19:25.140 So, overall, just a fucking nightmare this week. 0.99

01:19:28.380 A nightmare. 0.99

01:19:28.700 We have nothing going for us.

01:19:30.380 And last piece, just to wrap it all up.

01:19:33.620 Child labor in Nebraska.

01:19:35.040 In our story, you will see only two photos of children working in a slaughterhouse.

01:19:40.540 Because of privacy, two with obscured faces are all the U.S. Department of Labor would give us.

01:19:47.720 But two may be enough.

01:19:49.840 Their hard hats read P-S-S-I for Packers Sanitation Services Incorporated, the nation's leading slaughterhouse.

01:19:59.720 So, I thought that was just regular kids working.

01:20:02.340 And I was like, oh, it's better than doing Fortnite.

01:20:03.840 It's better than the trans stuff. 1.00

01:20:08.300 It's cool.

01:20:08.800 So, basically, I don't want to play it because 60 minutes goes so slow.

01:20:11.440 But this town in Nebraska has a giant meatpacking facility, a slaughterhouse.

01:20:15.820 And 13, 14, 15-year-old kids go work the overnight shift and then go to school the next day.

01:20:23.400 And they need to have their energy for school so they can learn about being demisexual.

01:20:27.840 A twink.

01:20:28.920 So, they can be panned.

01:20:30.200 But my point is, they blur the kids' faces because of privacy.

01:20:34.200 You think these are the white kids? 0.76

01:20:35.720 The fifth-generation Nebraskans? 0.95

01:20:37.560 You think they're going at the overnight slaughterhouse shift?

01:20:40.360 No.

01:20:40.880 This is illegal immigrants who come in and they're like, we don't care about the laws. 1.00

01:20:45.040 Our kids are going to work for us.

01:20:46.760 We need a better life.

01:20:47.780 Trabajo.

01:20:48.320 And so, you import the third world. 1.00

01:20:50.260 They start doing third world shit. 0.99

01:20:51.800 A corporation turns a blind eye to the cleaning crew because no one's really there when they're cleaning. 1.00

01:20:56.580 And you get this fucked up, cheap labor, undercutting the actual cost thing through totally artificial rushing of the border. 0.99

01:21:05.120 And so, it's disgusting. 1.00

01:21:06.860 It's ruining our country. 0.99

01:21:08.880 And it's fucking up these kids' lives. 0.97

01:21:10.840 You know? 0.97

01:21:11.140 Exploit the kids, right?

01:21:12.080 Yeah.

01:21:12.540 And it's making people depressed and it's bumming us out on the show.

01:21:16.560 A little bit.

01:21:17.400 So, we have to move on out of Urban Decay and into Uplifting Gold so we don't get depressed.

01:21:24.120 Yep. 0.99

01:21:24.560 Our first clip of Uplifting Gold, the guy is pouring the drinks down the homeless guy's ass crack. 0.99

01:21:30.020 This is uplifting. 0.98

01:21:31.180 This is very uplifting.

01:21:34.680 This guy's got like the fentanyl bends sitting on the street.

01:21:43.520 And the guy doesn't even react.

01:21:47.400 And then there's two more drinks that get poured, too.

01:21:50.160 And they're all sugary drinks.

01:21:52.140 And his buddy comes in with a...

01:21:54.300 Guarido.

01:21:56.140 And then the next is like an iced tea or something.

01:21:58.560 These are all like sugar-heavy drinks.

01:22:00.740 He leaves it in there.

01:22:03.300 Imagine that guy waking up.

01:22:05.040 That's a mess.

01:22:06.560 And so, like, normally I don't really like that.

01:22:09.600 You know?

01:22:10.000 Me too. 1.00

01:22:10.340 Like, the kids fucking with someone who's down on their luck or whatever. 1.00

01:22:14.080 But it's like, these people have lost so much of the, like, leeway that it's like, yeah, fuck the fentanyl guy. 1.00

01:22:21.680 I don't care. 1.00

01:22:22.500 He probably steals the whole time. 1.00

01:22:24.500 Fuck him up. 1.00

01:22:25.060 I don't care, you know? 1.00

01:22:26.160 We lost our humanity because they took it.

01:22:29.100 Basically.

01:22:29.660 Yeah.

01:22:29.940 That's kind of what I'm saying.

01:22:31.220 Let's go to the no mustard, no cheese protest guy.

01:22:33.540 That was funny.

01:22:34.320 No mustard, no cheese.

01:22:37.120 No mustard, no cheese.

01:22:39.440 No mustard, no cheese.

01:22:41.900 No mustard, no cheese.

01:22:44.360 No mustard, no cheese. 0.63

01:22:46.340 Someone should knock this guy out. 1.00

01:22:47.800 Yeah, someone should cheap shot him. 0.99

01:22:49.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:49.820 Make him go to sleep forever. 1.00

01:22:51.160 Someone should sucker punch that guy. 1.00

01:22:52.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:53.160 All right, let's move on.

01:22:54.020 The backflip juggler.

01:22:59.480 There he is.

01:23:00.120 He's on skis.

01:23:00.980 He's juggling.

01:23:01.920 Boom.

01:23:02.320 And he caught it.

01:23:03.460 And he's still juggling.

01:23:04.620 Wow.

01:23:05.000 That's white excellence. 0.86

01:23:06.340 You got to call it when you see it.

01:23:07.660 That's white excellence. 0.86

01:23:08.920 Shout out to you, my boy.

01:23:09.920 Yep.

01:23:10.380 That's you.

01:23:11.100 Yeah.

01:23:11.480 Good job, my boy.

01:23:12.560 If that's you, we'll send you a base mug.

01:23:14.460 Yep.

01:23:14.640 Let's do Ben Affleck and J-Lo. 0.96

01:23:19.900 Ben Affleck looking miserable.

01:23:21.180 I like Ben Affleck. 0.99

01:23:35.360 He's just, but he's miserable.

01:23:37.000 So it's like a lesson to you guys.

01:23:38.360 Like, you don't need to be rich and famous and in Daredevil to be happy. 1.00

01:23:42.120 You can be a pathetic fucking loser. 1.00

01:23:44.600 Nothing. 1.00

01:23:45.140 No bread ass having, you know? 0.98

01:23:48.540 What? 0.98

01:23:50.300 You don't have to be rich and famous to be happy.

01:23:52.300 Look, Ben Affleck's there, but you're also probably not going to be dating J-Lo either.

01:23:55.720 Yeah.

01:23:56.400 Yeah.

01:23:56.720 So.

01:23:57.900 Checks and balances.

01:23:58.920 Yeah.

01:23:59.460 But, yeah, I think he was more mad because of the paparazzi.

01:24:01.680 I don't know.

01:24:02.060 Yeah, I'm not mad at Ben Affleck.

01:24:03.560 I just watched the account the other day, and it was interesting.

01:24:06.840 Interesting.

01:24:07.280 It wasn't even good.

01:24:09.100 It was interesting.

01:24:10.240 Not a compliment.

01:24:11.600 All right.

01:24:12.000 Let's see the guy who says act black for $5.

01:24:14.580 This is funny.

01:24:15.440 A good bet.

01:24:15.860 Did you act black for $5?

01:24:17.660 Yeah.

01:24:17.920 What do you want me to do? 0.93

01:24:19.160 Just act black. 0.59

01:24:26.940 He goes to steal it.

01:24:30.640 That's pretty good.

01:24:31.900 That's a good bet.

01:24:33.180 Should we cancel him?

01:24:34.280 Yeah, that guy.

01:24:35.300 Should we find out where he works?

01:24:36.840 Yeah.

01:24:37.360 We should knock that guy out. 0.76

01:24:38.720 All right.

01:24:39.360 Next, let's do the kid scared of the Roomba.

01:24:44.420 Are these triplets?

01:24:47.560 They're messing with the Roomba.

01:24:52.540 It makes a weird sound.

01:24:53.900 They run for mom.

01:24:54.820 That's nice.

01:24:55.660 Synchronized scatter.

01:24:56.940 Yeah, that's good.

01:24:58.160 I like that.

01:24:59.040 I like triplets.

01:25:00.000 I like twins.

01:25:00.740 I like multiples.

01:25:01.940 You know?

01:25:02.260 Yeah.

01:25:02.600 Two for ones, three for ones.

01:25:04.140 Having twins would be an easy way to have a lot of kids fast. 0.85

01:25:06.780 Yeah.

01:25:07.460 100%.

01:25:07.860 You ever heard of people having two sets of twins?

01:25:11.260 Yeah, I think so.

01:25:12.380 I mean, I don't know.

01:25:13.020 That's cool.

01:25:13.300 That's four kids in two servings.

01:25:15.180 Yep.

01:25:16.240 Smart.

01:25:16.960 Thank you.

01:25:17.900 Let's do the Down Syndrome worker. 0.99

01:25:21.560 Good morning, sir.

01:25:23.160 Hi, mom.

01:25:24.100 Hey.

01:25:24.840 Thank you.

01:25:25.500 You're welcome.

01:25:26.400 All right.

01:25:27.300 Good job.

01:25:28.320 You look fantastic.

01:25:29.880 Oh.

01:25:30.880 Isn't that nice?

01:25:31.960 Nice young man.

01:25:33.200 Isn't that way better than making that kid a drag queen or whatever? 1.00

01:25:36.660 If the mom was a little bit different, a little bit different lady, you'd see that kid on drag syndrome. 1.00

01:25:41.280 Isn't that interesting?

01:25:42.040 It's interesting how, like, sometimes they can form a child into what you want, and then sometimes it turns into a drag queen, weird freak. 0.99

01:25:50.840 And other times it's a nice kid with his shirt tucked in working hard at a restaurant.

01:25:54.560 Nice polo.

01:25:55.400 He's the coffee boy.

01:25:56.580 Yeah.

01:25:57.100 That's great.

01:25:57.780 All he's got to know is decaf and regular, and he walks around and he keeps filling.

01:26:01.280 That's what I like.

01:26:02.000 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold.

01:26:03.360 We are rolling into our outro.

01:26:05.860 Before we go, we have a tweet that was sent to Richard Rapoy from Arthur's Construction and Roofing.

01:26:12.340 Richard Rapoy, I've never missed a show from the beginning when it was just audio.

01:26:16.240 I comment every week from at least one of my accounts to help juice the machine, and I have been a member of Bonusland forever.

01:26:23.400 Can y'all ask fans to give my new roofing company five stars on Google?

01:26:28.340 Here you go.

01:26:29.380 Not usually.

01:26:30.360 We would usually never do this, but yes, we will.

01:26:34.020 Let's give Arthur's Construction Company, if you guys are watching at the end of the show, you're hardcore listeners, we appreciate it.

01:26:39.400 Let's give Arthur's Construction and Roofing five stars on Google.

01:26:43.860 Greensboro, North Carolina.

01:26:45.340 Greensboro, North Carolina.

01:26:46.940 We will put a link to their business in the description.

01:26:50.020 They only have a few reviews right now.

01:26:51.960 Let's go load them up with five-star reviews.

01:26:53.640 Let's support our community, Fluckus listeners.

01:26:55.680 I also checked his work.

01:26:57.020 Yeah?

01:26:57.460 And it was good.

01:26:58.360 He had some drone footage of a roof.

01:26:59.880 It was good.

01:27:00.220 Well done.

01:27:00.920 It's high-quality stuff.

01:27:01.920 We don't just pick anybody.

01:27:03.340 So go leave some reviews.

01:27:04.680 Support the community.

01:27:05.860 Thank you guys for watching.

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01:27:18.840 Thank you guys for watching.

01:27:20.260 We will see you at the next one.

01:27:23.560 What up, my boy?

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