Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 28, 2026


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The White House Correspondent's Dinner Assassination Attempt. The NFL Draft. A gay BDSM sex book is appropriate for kindergartners. And last but not least, in Urban Decay, Wendy s makes some changes to their storefronts because we live in a low trust society. All this and more on today's episode of Fluckin' Stocks.

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00:00:00.000 Hi, everyone. Lisa Laflamme here. Carry the Fire, a podcast from the Princess Margaret Cancer
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00:00:12.080 free from the fear of cancer. All right. Welcome back to Fluggist Talks, a podcast episode 349.
00:00:20.900 Today on the show, there was another assassination attempt at the White House
00:00:25.520 correspondence dinner. Was security an issue? We'll discuss. Then the NFL draft was over the
00:00:31.240 weekend, and all of our able-bodied men turned out for it, even though there's migrants. Then 1.00
00:00:36.220 in Cringe of the Week, a principal says a gay BDSM sex book is appropriate for his kindergartners. 0.99
00:00:42.040 Not good. And last but not least, in Urban Decay, Wendy's makes some changes to their storefronts 0.88
00:00:48.200 because we live in a low-trust society. All this and more. It's Fluckin' Stocks, the podcast,
00:00:53.100 episode 349, ranked
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00:03:25.520 All right. Thank you to Cove Peer for sponsoring. Thank you, Cove Peer. Love Cove Peer. I love
00:03:29.940 drinking my Cove Peer. Lovely. All right. Did everyone have a nice weekend? Me? Yeah. Yes,
00:03:35.940 I did. I had a lovely weekend. Weather's great in Florida. Everything's nice. I saw some Instagram
00:03:40.600 stories of people in Chicago that were wearing beanies. So I'm appreciative. I'm appreciative
00:03:45.260 too. Obviously the white house correspondence dinner assassination attempt is the main story.
00:03:49.600 We'll get to that later. Uh, but that happened over the weekend. And then I was like turning
00:03:53.980 on Fox news for it. And there's like people who have like bullshit weekend shows that no one 0.91
00:03:58.900 watches. And then they have to get Hannity on the phone. I know. And a Pete calls in and it's like, 0.94
00:04:04.000 all right, get this guy off the air and put some real Fox News people on.
00:04:07.500 For sure.
00:04:08.040 So we'll get to that.
00:04:09.520 We can kind of just jump right into it.
00:04:11.060 We have a pretty big show.
00:04:12.100 Nothing crazy.
00:04:12.880 Okay.
00:04:13.480 You don't need to prepare them.
00:04:14.780 They're here for us.
00:04:15.840 They're going to watch.
00:04:16.500 You guys know what's coming.
00:04:18.080 But we do have a story I want to start with about Spirit Airlines.
00:04:21.820 Yeah.
00:04:22.120 So Spirit Airlines, if you guys didn't know, is going through bankruptcy and is looking
00:04:24.840 to get kind of bailed out at the last minute right now.
00:04:27.740 But a post on Twitter said, just in, the U.S. considers taking over bankrupt Spirit Airlines
00:04:32.960 and using its fleet for military missions,
00:04:35.560 New York Post reports.
00:04:36.800 That's pretty interesting. 0.89
00:04:38.040 So hopefully the illegals isn't going from Atlanta to Miami. 0.91
00:04:41.580 Yeah. 0.80
00:04:42.420 Well, and that's military, right?
00:04:44.560 So the suggestion is, Officer Friendly tweeted,
00:04:47.300 LMAO, is Spirit going to become the deportation fleet?
00:04:50.180 And that's what we want.
00:04:51.660 It's like a cheap bunch of planes.
00:04:54.820 And I think we showed a graphic recently,
00:04:56.720 a couple of weeks back about how the flights,
00:04:59.780 the deportation flights have been picking up.
00:05:01.500 So we could definitely use some extra seats.
00:05:03.760 And what are they?
00:05:04.480 Probably a bunch of 737s.
00:05:06.040 And someone did the math online.
00:05:07.820 There's 131 planes.
00:05:09.640 So that's 25,000 person capacity on all of them.
00:05:13.060 And if they ran three to four flights a day each, that's 10 million deportations in one
00:05:18.280 year.
00:05:18.980 And obviously that's optimistic.
00:05:20.600 In reality, Republicans will say, oh, we're actually going to do amnesty, not pass the 0.92
00:05:24.520 SAVE Act and use the planes to bring Haitians to Nebraska.
00:05:27.580 Lindsey Graham's idea. 0.98
00:05:28.600 He's MAGA.
00:05:29.340 Yeah.
00:05:29.540 imagine those, imagine those planes in the hands of Democrats after like we lose the midterms and
00:05:34.600 then lose 2028 or something. Those are incoming, incoming planes now. Yeah. So, well, it's nice.
00:05:39.840 And then spirit, I don't know what's going to happen. Spirit just in general, I know they're
00:05:44.480 going through bankruptcy and I, I think they're still flying. They're still doing operations as
00:05:48.720 of like right now. And they're looking for a bailout at the last minute, but the government
00:05:52.320 won't bail them out if we want their planes, you know, for our own needs. But, uh, this might be
00:05:58.780 like when Batman leaves Gotham
00:06:00.700 City or something. All
00:06:02.680 the Spirit passengers are uncontained and now
00:06:04.680 on American and Delta flights. Like we might have had
00:06:06.660 a good thing going there and we didn't even know it. That's
00:06:08.640 so true. I'm a little worried. And I think
00:06:10.560 that maybe even the threat of getting
00:06:12.500 deported on Spirit Airlines could make
00:06:14.500 some illegal self-deport. Yeah.
00:06:16.720 Like, oh no, the Wi-Fi doesn't
00:06:18.520 work. I'll just go back to Mexico. 0.98
00:06:20.840 Yeah. Or you're getting beat up by like
00:06:22.620 a pack of girls going to Miami.
00:06:24.680 You know? I'll just go back. That would assume that 0.99
00:06:26.440 like there's some regular operations going on
00:06:28.240 side by side with the deportations. But again, this is just, I guess, a little bit of a pipe
00:06:33.600 dream, but it's plausible, right? This one's more plausible. This is first page of housekeeping,
00:06:38.040 not final page. Hoping for the best. Our next story is another example of hoping for the best.
00:06:43.280 The new attorney general who replaced Pam Bondi, Todd Blanche, is making some big promises.
00:06:48.240 Yeah. And this is all from a New York Times article that kind of came out after he had done
00:06:52.760 some of his first duties, I guess,
00:06:54.780 some of his first actions as acting AG.
00:06:58.220 He's been advancing the investigation
00:07:00.000 into former Obama CIA director John Brennan.
00:07:02.380 That's a real bad guy, John Brennan.
00:07:04.480 Yeah.
00:07:05.320 Greenlit an inquiry into January 6th liar Cassidy Hutchinson.
00:07:09.140 He's planning to go after former FBI director James Comey again.
00:07:12.740 Subpoenaing Fulton County District Attorney Fannie Willis' bodyguards soon.
00:07:16.700 And I believe she may have had an affair with one of those bodyguards.
00:07:20.240 Approved an inquiry into fraudulent Democrat fundraising platform, Act Blue.
00:07:24.560 That's a big one.
00:07:25.200 And then just indicted the Southern Poverty Law Center.
00:07:27.460 So the New York Times headline was Todd Blanche targets Trump's enemies amid jockeying to lead Justice Department.
00:07:34.040 And it's like Trump's enemies.
00:07:36.240 And then there also are enemies.
00:07:38.680 They're the enemies of the public.
00:07:39.980 They're doing sketchy things all the time.
00:07:41.240 They did treason against America.
00:07:42.420 Yeah. So to frame them as Trump's enemies, it's like, well, they're also the actors who came up and stopped the agenda of, what, 73 million American voters, right?
00:07:51.460 So the framing is a little interesting, but that list is solid.
00:07:55.120 But this is kind of what you expect when you get a new AG.
00:07:57.920 Yeah.
00:07:58.340 You get all the promises. We're going to arrest Obama.
00:08:00.980 Yeah.
00:08:01.500 Arrest Obama.
00:08:02.560 Yeah.
00:08:02.780 That's like one word, arrest Obama.
00:08:04.700 And then what's going to happen? Well, we're not going to do it yet. Or we're doing investigations. We're not going to do it yet.
00:08:09.980 midterms are coming up. We're going to lay off. But then after midterms, then we're going to get
00:08:13.660 everybody. And then we're going to lose midterms. Trump gets impeached. They're going to win.
00:08:17.720 They're going to have their guy go in. And then we go to jail. Yeah. Something like that.
00:08:21.460 Unfortunately, that's how I think it actually goes. But it's fun in the beginning. Yeah.
00:08:25.620 When you get all the promises. It's like when Trey Gowdy was doing stuff. Oh, yeah.
00:08:29.720 He gets on Fox and like, oh, we're close to arrest Obama.
00:08:33.560 Never turns out that way. I don't think it's going to. I'm hoping for the best. I'm not
00:08:37.520 blackpilled, but the promises, everyone makes the promises. Definitely. All right. Let's get to our
00:08:43.320 next story. We have a few segments here. This is like about bad Democrat voting. We're going to
00:08:48.900 just play the first one in the background. So it's not, it's kind of useless. It's just people
00:08:52.300 voting. And basically this bill was proposed and all the Democrats opposed it. And the bill
00:08:57.920 prohibits sex offenders from working where children are. Yeah. It says it prohibits
00:09:03.820 registered sex offenders like pedophiles
00:09:05.840 from working at businesses 0.60
00:09:07.780 that provide services to children.
00:09:09.720 And every single Democrat voted no.
00:09:11.260 That's the Michigan House Bill 5-4-2-5.
00:09:14.560 Which is weird to defend the pedos
00:09:16.880 at the expense of innocent children.
00:09:19.580 But I don't know.
00:09:20.680 Unanimous, though.
00:09:21.440 Yeah, for Democrats. 1.00
00:09:22.760 It's day one shit for Democrats. 1.00
00:09:24.400 They circle the wagon, for sure. 1.00
00:09:25.940 That's some sort of criminal justice reform,
00:09:27.900 and they're still on the reform.
00:09:29.580 They're not on criminal justice reform yet.
00:09:32.400 So you know what Democrats do.
00:09:34.040 They vote unanimous.
00:09:35.100 And it must be embarrassing.
00:09:36.620 Like, no.
00:09:37.900 I don't know.
00:09:39.400 There's always a reason to justify it.
00:09:41.140 Like Trump would want this.
00:09:42.420 You know, there's some throwaway reason that they work around in their minds of why this is good.
00:09:47.040 Or they'll say like.
00:09:48.020 They've already paid their debts or something.
00:09:49.560 And it's like, yeah, so let's let one of the crimes with the worst recidivism rate.
00:09:53.760 Like isn't, aren't you, if you're attracted to children, aren't you just still?
00:09:57.640 Right.
00:09:58.000 So recidivism is always an issue. 0.69
00:09:59.760 And that's why we have the sex offender registry and stuff like that.
00:10:02.660 But Democrats go, hey, maybe Trump likes it.
00:10:05.220 No.
00:10:05.640 Yeah.
00:10:05.980 Or they'll say like, well, what if a pedophile wants to work at McDonald's and he can't serve
00:10:10.240 people who are underage?
00:10:11.560 It's not fair to him. 0.73
00:10:12.560 Which is like, you know, you should have thought of that before you became like the worst criminal 0.91
00:10:16.560 you could be. 0.84
00:10:17.220 Yeah.
00:10:17.860 Simple.
00:10:18.320 We don't have to worry about you anymore.
00:10:20.200 And then in Minnesota, Democrats voted to keep dead people on the voter rolls.
00:10:25.280 unanimous again, uh, to oppose removing dead people from the Minnesota voter rolls.
00:10:30.100 And somebody said it's time to pass the save act, but they all agreed dead people. There's not even
00:10:35.400 a reason for it. You know what I mean? I guess what's the only logic that someone could get
00:10:40.980 accidentally removed beforehand. Yeah. Like John Smith and John Smith jr. Um, or I think they're
00:10:48.060 saying it's like, we want to keep them on the roll so we can analyze the data or something.
00:10:52.720 If the person's dead, you don't need them on the voter roll.
00:10:55.660 Get them off.
00:10:57.300 Unanimous again, though.
00:10:58.140 Yeah, another unanimous.
00:10:58.880 They're really good at unanimous.
00:11:00.540 And that's what you have to be.
00:11:01.860 I know. 0.99
00:11:02.380 And then Republicans don't do unanimous, and then we lose all the important shit, 0.99
00:11:05.960 like the gerrymandering in Indiana and all that stuff. 0.98
00:11:08.600 Susan Collins has something to say.
00:11:10.480 So then our guys will take a stand and not vote with everyone else,
00:11:14.120 and then their guys will vote with everyone else all the way up to defending pedophiles
00:11:18.020 and keeping dead people on the voter roll. 0.99
00:11:19.820 Crazy. 0.91
00:11:20.260 That's what we're up against.
00:11:21.180 And then in Illinois, they're trying to pass a millionaire tax that would basically be a 3% tax on every transaction a person who makes a lot of money does.
00:11:30.520 If the millionaire's tax proposal makes it through Springfield, it will then be up to Illinois voters to approve a 3% surcharge on anyone making $1 million or more annually.
00:11:41.340 If you earn enough money to comfortably shop at designer stores, drive a fancy car or live in a multi-million dollar home, some Democratic lawmakers say it's time for you to pay more.
00:11:53.300 State Representative LaShawn Ford is behind a binding referendum asking voters to approve a tax increase on million dollar incomes or more.
00:12:03.140 So Illinois has almost 13 million people, but the millionaire's tax only impacts about 32,000.
00:12:11.340 Okay. So that must be, it's okay. Yeah. And so at least the people are going to have a vote for it,
00:12:16.840 but I like one of the parts when they show these millionaires and we've talked about it, right?
00:12:21.320 Like if that's what you voted for and your mom, Donnie, like fine, you should have seen the
00:12:25.240 writing on the wall, but Illinois and like, I'm supposed to see this like Lincoln park house.
00:12:30.400 That's $3 million and be like, they have too much and I have too little. I need that money for me.
00:12:36.300 And the government's just going to waste the fucking money. It's not going to anybody. It's 0.99
00:12:40.960 not bettering the community it's going to the pockets of middlemen like we've already seen
00:12:46.320 like it's probably the worst time to ask for tax increases in history based on all the waste we've
00:12:52.600 seen recently right so exactly they expect us to be able to relate like i'm oliver twist with a 0.99
00:12:57.760 bowl just like please and then they don't ladle it into me they give it to a fucking somalian woman 0.96
00:13:02.780 who just got here and she runs a food bank with three of her friends and her uncle's estate rep 0.99
00:13:07.100 you know? Yeah. And they have a 2025 Escalade. Exactly. I need rims. I need porridge. I need
00:13:13.560 rims on my shit. I need another car. Yeah. So, I mean, it's just another one of those. That's 1.00
00:13:18.140 the way everything's going. And then this is following more of the red state, blue state
00:13:22.920 diverting off from each other so much. Like where Ron DeSantis is trying to get rid of property
00:13:28.940 taxes and then Illinois is finding things, little caveats that will only affect certain people and
00:13:34.180 we'll take it from them. Yeah, it's so good. And our last piece of this segment was actually some
00:13:39.220 good news. Florida is going to be doing some gerrymandering, it looks like. Yeah, Florida
00:13:43.320 Governor Ron DeSantis just published this proposed map that stands a very good chance of passing. It
00:13:48.020 flips four Democrat-held congressional seats in Florida. They're listed there. Debbie Washerman
00:13:52.640 Schultz on the list. Long term, that Palm Beach seat could be cracked. And if you tried hard 1.00
00:13:58.200 enough, yeah, whatever. So we're going to gerrymander. The entire world has been gerrymandered
00:14:03.560 already. And now the red states need to start swinging back. So it's nice to see. Ron DeSantis 0.82
00:14:08.700 is always ready to do the right thing. And then with the gerrymandering, it actually makes sense
00:14:13.320 because so many people move to Florida and so many like right wing people move to Florida from
00:14:19.100 blue states, right? Yeah. Me, you, that's an example. And I think there's 2 million new
00:14:24.000 residents. So it actually would make sense to reevaluate where everyone's at. Yeah. And I don't
00:14:29.460 even want to justify it in any way. You're right. There is more justification on our side. The
00:14:35.380 demographics actually changed. Florida changed very quickly. It swung right so hard. Whereas
00:14:39.900 Virginia, which we just said, they won 51-49 and they go, time to get all your congressional
00:14:45.900 seats out. But I don't even care about that. That is true, but I also don't even care. It's now
00:14:52.600 tit for tat. Every state is gerrymandered. So every state ultimately will be completely
00:14:56.800 gerrymandered, right? Yeah. Our next story is some good news and also a potential business
00:15:02.380 opportunity. If you're savvy enough, can you read the headline please? Yeah. It says eggs are about
00:15:07.420 to turn negative, meaning you will soon be paid to buy eggs. And it's a chart of price of eggs and
00:15:13.180 it's down to a 21 cents after peaking at $8 a dozen. Wow. So paying us to take the eggs and
00:15:21.160 obviously this won't be the same for years and years, but I'm thinking I already started
00:15:26.480 clearing out my extra bedroom, I'm going to stack up some eggs. And then in three years when the
00:15:32.000 Democrats are back in and eggs start going up again, who's going to be the egg man and make
00:15:36.300 all the money? They're going to come begging at your door. Please, Eggman, please. Eggs are $20.
00:15:41.780 You got all the free ones. And that actually did happen, I think, in 2020 or during kind of the
00:15:47.100 COVID market madness, oil briefly went negative. But that's more like the commodities futures of
00:15:52.700 oil. So it's a funny headline that eggs are negative, but it has happened in commodities.
00:15:58.160 And you go to Publix with the eggs and then they go, all right, here's just like $2.
00:16:01.880 Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm going to go, I'll take all of them. Yeah. I'm, Hey, I'm onto something.
00:16:06.200 Big businessman, big thinker. I'm clearing out the back room. All right. Let's get to our main
00:16:12.300 Florida. The AC goes out. The egg man's ruined. Stinky fucking eggs. I'll just, I'll do discount.
00:16:18.600 Okay.
00:16:18.920 Three-year-old brown eggs.
00:16:20.940 Yeah. 0.98
00:16:21.880 Make the 100-year Chinese eggs, whatever they do it in soy sauce.
00:16:24.820 Century eggs. 1.00
00:16:25.920 Stinky. 1.00
00:16:26.680 Disgusting. 0.99
00:16:27.260 And they do some where they soak them in urine. 0.99
00:16:29.640 Oh.
00:16:30.220 Like a child's urine. 0.93
00:16:31.620 I've seen that.
00:16:32.320 But it's actually really good for you because like urine has like stem cells or something
00:16:36.580 in a child's urine, whatever.
00:16:38.420 Okay.
00:16:38.740 We're not going to do it.
00:16:39.500 Yeah.
00:16:39.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:40.720 You're always talking about what YouTube's going to get mad at. 0.57
00:16:43.180 Don't tell people to drink the child piss, brother. 0.96
00:16:46.540 All right.
00:16:46.900 The main story of the day, the White House Correspondents Dinner obviously ended early when shots rang out in the lobby.
00:16:53.780 We're going to play the main clip everyone saw.
00:16:56.600 And basically, it's Oz the Mentalist, right?
00:16:59.820 That guy.
00:17:01.120 And people, he was doing a trick on Melania while it happened.
00:17:05.020 Yeah, while shots rang out.
00:17:06.500 And then some people, and I've said this before on the show, some people say that this guy is a deep state medium.
00:17:11.940 and when he asked, when he guessed Joe Rogan's ATM pin on his podcast, it was like more of a
00:17:17.560 veiled threat. That was a threat to Joe Rogan. So I'm not saying that's what he is, but during
00:17:23.140 his presentation is when this all happened. Something to think about. Okay. And the main
00:17:27.580 thing I want to talk about today is the security. There's conflicting stories. CNN says, oh, the
00:17:33.160 security was great. I don't know what anyone's talking about. Wolf Blitzer said it was the best
00:17:36.680 security in 30 years, but then people like Carrie Lake and people who attended had a different take.
00:17:41.800 Can you read Carrie Lake's tweet, please?
00:17:43.200 She said, I can't believe how lax the security was at the White House Correspondents Dinner
00:17:46.500 tonight.
00:17:47.300 Upon entering, nobody asked to visibly inspect my ticket, nor asked for my photo identification.
00:17:52.440 All one had to do was flash what appeared to be a ticket, and they were fine with that.
00:17:55.860 When you consider you are entering a room full of fake news media, 90% of whom hate
00:17:59.680 the president.
00:18:00.860 All right.
00:18:01.240 We can kind of stop when she's going on.
00:18:03.060 You think there would be better security?
00:18:04.700 Yes.
00:18:05.200 Yes.
00:18:05.860 So that was one statement.
00:18:07.580 And then we have a picture of the magnetometers.
00:18:11.180 Okay.
00:18:11.460 And I think the issue that people had with security was the metal detectors were, like, deep in the building.
00:18:18.460 And then once you're through, you're into the ballroom or whatever.
00:18:21.960 But you could be, like, a bad guy who's, like, halfway into the building, like, a couple rooms away from the ballroom and not have gone through security yet and have weapons. 1.00
00:18:31.560 Which, when you're a stupid idiot like the shooter was who just brought a shotgun and knives and a handgun, it doesn't matter. 1.00
00:18:38.300 But imagine a bomb or something different. 1.00
00:18:40.260 Then it gets a little spooky, right?
00:18:41.640 It does get a little spooky.
00:18:42.960 And you should have security at the door and then maybe a round two security right before you get in.
00:18:48.140 OK.
00:18:48.640 So that was a little sketchy.
00:18:49.760 And then there was a hot mic moment with a local Fox reporter where he mentioned the security wasn't too good. 1.00
00:18:56.840 I love that they have, like, two random chicks holding the front door open.
00:19:02.180 Where's the guys?
00:19:03.780 We're not even trying anymore.
00:19:05.040 I just mean like
00:19:08.540 they're not even
00:19:08.960 a team of service people
00:19:09.740 it's like the girls 1.00
00:19:10.320 who work here 1.00
00:19:11.000 are holding the door
00:19:11.800 even if it was the guys
00:19:13.020 wouldn't even make it better
00:19:13.900 it's like
00:19:14.360 so you get it
00:19:17.420 we get it
00:19:18.060 doesn't sound good 0.56
00:19:18.940 two random girls 1.00
00:19:19.760 at the door 1.00
00:19:20.220 right before you get
00:19:20.960 into secret service
00:19:21.800 not great
00:19:23.100 not great
00:19:24.380 and yeah
00:19:25.580 the security
00:19:26.460 there was like
00:19:27.080 a security lapse
00:19:27.820 in Butler
00:19:28.220 where that roof
00:19:29.080 was unaccounted for
00:19:30.140 and no one really
00:19:30.800 saw the guy
00:19:31.300 on the roof
00:19:31.800 and then you have this
00:19:33.400 why are there
00:19:34.700 so many security lapses? Why is it so easy to get so close to the president? It's kind of annoying.
00:19:39.840 Totally. And then we have some things about the people who do all these assassination attempts
00:19:44.980 lately. They have something in common. Can you read those tweets? Yeah, this is a theory posed
00:19:49.460 by Lindy Man on Twitter. He says, Luigi, Daniel Penny, Jordan Neely, what do they all have in
00:19:54.680 common? None of them had jobs. If you don't have a job, wild things can happen in your life. But
00:20:00.320 once you get a job, that door closes. That's true. And then he said, Cole Allen, part-time
00:20:04.740 teacher, Tyler Robinson, unemployed. When you don't have a job, anything can happen in life.
00:20:09.240 Somebody else said Alex Preddy, the guy who was killed by ice in Minnesota. He was rabble-rousing 1.00
00:20:15.840 and wrestling with them and fighting with ice. And he had been out of work for two months. He
00:20:20.840 was unemployed. So there's the phrase, empty hand syndrome. Somebody's trying to come up with a
00:20:27.020 word for it, but you know, idle hands or the devil's play thing, as they say, you got nothing
00:20:31.960 to do. What you're going to do is whatever you think is important. And then if you get riled up
00:20:38.120 by Rachel Maddow and think this is important, now this is your job. Or Will Stancil. And you fill
00:20:43.060 that gap, you know, of like, oh, this is important. This, I have to put all my effort into it. And if
00:20:47.740 it's something bad, you get situations like this. Yeah. And that's, I know you wanted to talk about
00:20:51.600 the safety. The main thing I wanted to talk about this shooter, whenever recently, these days,
00:20:56.440 when I first heard about Shots Fired
00:20:58.420 and we saw the video and you didn't know
00:21:00.020 if they caught him, shot him, et cetera, 0.99
00:21:02.900 whatever happened, I was thinking tranny. 1.00
00:21:05.180 I was thinking trans. 0.97
00:21:06.940 And this guy, to me, is just like normie. 0.82
00:21:10.160 He's kind of a normie.
00:21:11.660 He's like a teacher, had a dad and a mom.
00:21:14.500 You saw the family pics.
00:21:15.520 He was smart.
00:21:16.460 Yeah, he was a-
00:21:17.340 Went to Caltech.
00:21:18.320 Yeah, he was a somewhat intelligent guy,
00:21:20.060 maybe a little underemployed,
00:21:21.260 maybe a little frustrated by what was going on in America.
00:21:24.780 but it seemed like he was very mainstream is my thing.
00:21:28.540 Like he went on this ill-prepared, bad,
00:21:31.860 and then you're going to jail for life.
00:21:34.500 But he went on this and he just seemed like kind of a normal guy 0.99
00:21:37.720 who was consuming mainstream liberal shit. 0.97
00:21:39.980 He wasn't deep in Destiny's Discord 0.99
00:21:42.280 or he wasn't Hassan Piker super fan with a trans sister who needed help.
00:21:47.760 Like it was kind of like a normal guy.
00:21:50.000 And that's what like realized where we're at.
00:21:53.100 And we're about to go into it.
00:21:54.460 like the left kind of reveres. And people have like bottles of champagne for the day Trump dies,
00:22:03.440 stuff like that, like normal stuff on social media. And they're all like people who like,
00:22:08.040 oh yeah, I'm going to process your paperwork for HR so you can get on payroll. She's just
00:22:12.380 at your job. Like they're normal people. This guy's teaching your kids sometimes, right?
00:22:17.060 Yeah, very true. It was very normie to me. It looked like a normal guy who just derailed his
00:22:22.560 life for nothing and he probably gave all the girls who would have written him letters in jail
00:22:27.620 he gave him the ick by getting apprehended so easily that's true so he's gonna get no hose out
00:22:32.660 of this no prison hose girls aren't gonna like it they got the ick when they saw him with his hands
00:22:36.840 behind his back and he didn't kill anybody he didn't do anything and then the way he like ran
00:22:40.860 into yeah that was a little weird so he he actually gave his prison hose the ick that's not good and
00:22:46.980 there is a huge difference like you mentioned between how the left and how the right views
00:22:51.100 political violence. And the left is just open about it. We have some new stats that are pretty
00:22:55.640 crazy. Yeah. This chart says most Americans say it's unacceptable to be happy about public figures
00:23:00.620 deaths, but younger and more liberal Americans are more likely to call it acceptable. And you
00:23:06.040 can see the chart here, very conservative all the way down at the smallest. And then it goes up by,
00:23:11.660 as you shift leftward, very liberal, almost 24% say always or usually acceptable. They're fine
00:23:18.340 with it. They like celebrating. Yeah. They have champagne bottles. They think it's good. They
00:23:22.500 don't see the problem because they're frustrated and they're losers. Yeah. Uh, and then that other 0.99
00:23:27.220 tweet that basically says the same thing, right? Totally. And the guy, uh, released a manifesto
00:23:32.540 like immediately after, and we're not going to read the whole thing. I'm sure you guys saw it,
00:23:37.160 but there are a couple of things I want to point out. Okay. Uh, he lists his target list and he
00:23:42.560 basically says like anyone in the administration from like seniority, higher seniority all the way
00:23:46.940 down. Uh, but he excludes somebody. Yeah. Do you want me to just read that sentence? Yeah. So he's
00:23:52.740 going through everybody and like Capitol police, the national guard, hotel employees, guests,
00:23:56.980 like he's not targeting that, but then he says administration officials in parentheses,
00:24:01.540 not including Mr. Patel. They are targets prioritized from highest ranking to lowest.
00:24:07.000 Even he, even he knows cash is a loser. He was about to get fired. 0.59
00:24:11.000 You created a carve out for cash Patel for some reason in the festo, leave him out of it. He
00:24:16.020 doesn't do shit he's useless i don't get it man and this a lot of people are making fun of this 0.99
00:24:21.140 this guy is like a reddit millennial hello everybody so i may have given a lot of surprise 0.98
00:24:26.140 to people today let me start off by apologizing everyone whose trust i abused and it's like bro
00:24:30.660 you'll be able to talk to him you got wrestled down and you're going to jail so you'll be able
00:24:35.000 to talk to him yeah but he's not wasting any time on cash patel he's a shrimp he's below me i don't
00:24:41.600 know what the that that shocked me yeah so me too i thought it was i thought it was i read it and i
00:24:47.220 was like is this real we're excluding mr patel like why is it because he's brown yeah and then 0.99
00:24:52.800 he just had normie shit lib talking points like i'm no longer willing to permit a pedophile rapist 1.00
00:24:57.520 and a traitor to coat my hands with his crime like it's just like what you see your crazy leftist 1.00
00:25:03.720 co-worker said yeah you know and he took action and luckily it was dealt with good job by the
00:25:08.920 secret service they got them quick definitely yeah it was it was easy it was certainly easy
00:25:14.140 this was light work um all he did was run in and then i think he tripped and was combination 0.99
00:25:19.000 tackled too and he was ill-prepared he had some dumb shit on him like a handgun and a shotgun 0.99
00:25:24.600 where he said he's using buckshot because he didn't want like he didn't want to hurt people 0.99
00:25:29.760 collateral damage or something yeah he was a very thoughtful so uh to be and that's part of back to
00:25:35.980 the, he was a normal guy kind of stuff is he was a normal guy. And then yeah, if you're going to
00:25:42.200 plan something crazy like this, you have to be a little bit autistic, schizo, and like detailed. 0.57
00:25:46.900 It seems like he just showed up. Did an Uber drop him off? What happened here? 0.72
00:25:50.940 Yeah, it does seem like that. Our last clip from the event is Erica Kirk on her way out.
00:25:57.320 she's obviously very emotional and she says i just want to go home
00:26:06.380 and i'm never going to mock the widow of charlie kirk and do anything insensitive
00:26:13.820 but there is a thing i just want to go home and you're crying yeah you should just go home 0.85
00:26:20.100 don't look at me you're besmirching widow right now don't look at me but you should just go home 1.00
00:26:25.560 And I think everyone wants you to just be at home. 1.00
00:26:28.620 And like, what do you need to go to the White House correspondence dinner for?
00:26:32.960 Every single person you see there, every single person you meet is going to go, I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:26:39.660 Oh, I can't believe what happened.
00:26:40.780 I'm so sorry.
00:26:41.940 Oh, I'm so sorry for you.
00:26:43.600 Like, that's going to be the interaction with every single person there.
00:26:46.400 Yeah.
00:26:46.700 So, like, is that a fun night?
00:26:49.080 I don't know.
00:26:50.040 I don't think so.
00:26:51.300 It's not a fun night.
00:26:52.520 You're not in the media.
00:26:53.520 you're not a white house correspondent you're wearing like a sequined gown and you're crying
00:26:58.640 and you're saying i want to go home maybe it's time to just go home and just spend time with
00:27:03.360 your family and maybe not go out in the public and do all these things so much uh because it's
00:27:09.180 it's kind of not the place yeah yeah and that's that's the only thing i want to say i'm not being
00:27:13.820 rude i'm not being illegal i'm just saying what's the point of going out and doing all these events
00:27:21.260 fundraising or something all anyone does is apologize to you does that feel good
00:27:26.460 no hopefully not yeah so maybe it's time things are chaotic politically especially maybe it's
00:27:33.700 time to just stay home okay that was fair i didn't cross the line you didn't cross the line
00:27:38.440 but i didn't join in yeah you didn't join i didn't help you at all that's true all right we're in our
00:27:43.120 migrant section now uh we have some new crazy numbers when it comes to illegals legals and
00:27:49.260 foreign born in general. Everyone has their numbers. It used to be 50 million illegals for us.
00:27:54.800 Now Bovino says it's a hundred million. And then when we look at this, we, when we look at this,
00:28:00.360 we see it's actually way worse. Yeah. Because I mean, this is about who's American and who's not.
00:28:05.980 And this is specifically about naturalized citizens, total naturalized citizens in
00:28:12.840 parentheses process since 1990 and their chain migration family members totals about 73 million.
00:28:19.260 Total number of illegal aliens, not including anchor babies, 50 million.
00:28:22.860 That's what he's using.
00:28:23.980 That means before you even include all anchor babies, there are 123 million foreigners here. 0.98
00:28:29.760 It's a lot. 0.95
00:28:30.580 That's like one in one guy. 1.00
00:28:32.100 I don't care if you're naturalized, if you have a thick accent and I can't communicate with you and we have nothing to relate to each other about because you're not really American, you know? 0.99
00:28:39.180 Yeah. 0.99
00:28:39.640 So that's like an insane number.
00:28:41.080 And also, I think this graph only went up to 2020 or 2021.
00:28:44.780 Yeah.
00:28:44.900 So it didn't include the 20 million people illegally brought here by Joe Biden.
00:28:49.260 Keep that in mind. We have the graph, but basically everyone's a foreigner. One in like 0.59
00:28:54.600 1.5 people is a foreigner. Yeah. And then if you look at this chart, it says initiating versus
00:28:59.980 chain migration. And so like initiating is the first person who gets allowed in, right? And then
00:29:05.020 the chain migration is who they bring in. And so every time you bring someone in, it's basically
00:29:10.380 50-50 for all these, right? The initiating immigrant and then who they brought in afterwards. 0.99
00:29:16.720 And it's expanded more as people have gained the chain migration system and it's gotten closer.
00:29:21.980 So like every time you hire one H1B, you're really bringing in 2.5 people, right?
00:29:28.280 Yeah.
00:29:28.480 That's why it's not like, oh, legal immigration.
00:29:31.700 I know Republicans, Lindsey Graham types are going, they're just as American as you and me.
00:29:35.760 It's like, they're really not.
00:29:36.840 We're in a housing shortage.
00:29:38.400 We're in crazy financial system where everything got through zero interest rate environment for like 10, 15 years.
00:29:46.320 however long that was, where asset prices have inflated so crazy. And it's like, well,
00:29:51.180 just one immigrant for a job. And it's like, no, that's 2.5 people that you're letting in. 0.96
00:29:55.200 So we just want to kind of make that note that chain migration is as bad as the initial get in,
00:30:00.780 right? Exactly. And keep in mind, everyone kind of compares immigration to whenever their family
00:30:07.800 came here. And it's like, well, my grandparents came here in the 1920s. What's the difference?
00:30:14.000 like everyone can come here for opportunity.
00:30:15.880 Well, when they came here, they worked and they built stuff.
00:30:18.800 They built the cities, they built the highways,
00:30:21.300 they built the infrastructure, they were doing stuff.
00:30:23.900 Zero to little social welfare, if any at all. 0.54
00:30:27.420 And no social welfare.
00:30:28.600 And now it's all social welfare and there's nothing to build.
00:30:32.720 You can go pick vegetables on a farm.
00:30:34.700 Like, I guess that's close,
00:30:35.860 but we don't need the Empire State Building built.
00:30:38.880 We don't need railways from California to New York.
00:30:41.740 We already built all the bridges.
00:30:43.000 It's already done.
00:30:43.460 everyone's good and now we're just like at the end we're not even using decline we're not even
00:30:48.780 using all of detroit those are like you know certain neighborhoods around chicago some some
00:30:53.040 old industrial midwest towns those can be revived yeah and we have some more context with this
00:30:57.780 number because it actually is worse than 123 million yeah this 123 million figure does not
00:31:03.440 include resident temporary slash non-immigrant visa holders 3.6 million lawful permanent residents
00:31:09.780 green card holders, 12.8 million. Protected twilight humanitarian statuses, 6 million.
00:31:16.200 And then pre-1990 naturalized citizens and their extended family chains, 4.1 million. So
00:31:20.640 that gives a total of 190 million. Half of our population is foreign born or like just getting 0.51
00:31:26.380 off being foreign born. It's 400 million illegal. That's why your mall looks the way it does. Have 1.00
00:31:31.220 you been to the mall lately? Go check it out. It's a social experiment. That's why the mall is that
00:31:35.400 way um and then there's legal and the problem is legal and illegal uh we have h1b uh map here
00:31:43.100 these are h1b workers since 2015 we showed the map last time this is what it looks like each dot
00:31:48.820 is 100 people they're dumping them and it's all indian remember it's like 75 or 65 to 75 percent 0.99
00:31:56.280 indians and then the rest are chinese they're just loading up yeah look in the middle of the 0.92
00:32:00.960 country oh they go crazy dude texas california is already fucked but they load them up and that's 1.00
00:32:07.080 what it looks like in visual form and then we get them here and they run for office yeah they get 0.98
00:32:12.220 political power and then they don't even know anything like ilan omar the last time the alien
00:32:18.160 enemies act was invoked it was used to detain and deport german japanese italian immigrants
00:32:26.080 doing World War XI.
00:32:29.620 You didn't catch that?
00:32:31.620 No internal process in that little brain spinning to say two.
00:32:36.280 How many World Wars have there been?
00:32:37.580 Quick.
00:32:38.760 She paused, too.
00:32:39.840 She did a pause.
00:32:40.740 It's either two or 11.
00:32:42.740 Better be safe.
00:32:44.140 I'll just go with 11.
00:32:45.860 Bad.
00:32:46.940 And then, obviously, they take jobs that people in America could take.
00:32:50.540 I thought this was really insightful.
00:32:52.260 It's stats from the Department of Transportation in Texas,
00:32:55.000 And these are all the contractors that they hire for work.
00:32:58.200 Yeah.
00:32:58.440 And if you look, everyone's Indian.
00:33:01.240 Yeah.
00:33:01.580 Pretty much everyone's Indian.
00:33:05.080 Apoorva Sangani, Mahesh Dawadi, Ziba Sheik, Nashwaredi.
00:33:12.220 It's everyone.
00:33:13.200 I mean, this isn't really good podcast material, reading a list of Indian names you can't pronounce.
00:33:18.080 But that's Texas's Department of Transportation.
00:33:20.200 And that's how quickly it gets hollowed out.
00:33:21.500 I see a Brian Irvin.
00:33:22.900 Yeah.
00:33:23.240 He's at the top.
00:33:24.500 He's at the top.
00:33:25.420 And then he sold it out.
00:33:26.280 And then everyone else is Venmuri, Vandula, Siddiqu, Reddy, Garg, Dushant, Raj.
00:33:32.640 There's a Nisar Raj Thompson.
00:33:34.760 Yeah.
00:33:35.300 I guess it goes half and half.
00:33:36.880 But that's the Department of Transportation in Texas.
00:33:40.400 You're telling me that Texans can't work at the Department of Transportation in Texas?
00:33:44.600 Haven't they been doing that for like 200 years?
00:33:46.240 I guess not.
00:33:47.140 I guess they can't. 1.00
00:33:47.740 Now it has to be all Indian because they have the skills that we don't have. 1.00
00:33:50.420 And then this is something we've talked about for years at this point. We don't live in a high-trust society anymore. And a big reason is because we're bringing in all these people from faraway places that don't live in high-trust societies and we're expecting them to magically turn into high-trust people. And we have some stats here about that. 1.00
00:34:08.060 Yeah, this started in a Twitter kind of interaction where Cremieux said, I would like to live in a high trust society. The decline of trust is something worth caring about and reversing it is something worth doing. We should not have to live constantly wondering if we're being lied to or scammed. Trust should be possible again.
00:34:25.560 And then someone came in and replied and said, high-trust societies are only possible when the average IQ of a society is above a certain threshold. 0.98
00:34:33.060 You can hope to have one with hordes of migrants from low-trust cultures the same way you can hope to flap your arms and fly. 1.00
00:34:40.060 Nice dreams, but impossible. 1.00
00:34:42.080 And you can see where the average, the Y-axis is interpersonal trust, percent agreeing most people can be trusted.
00:34:50.180 And then the X-axis is average national IQ.
00:34:54.180 And you can see some of them, Norway, Iceland, Finland, Denmark, Sweden.
00:34:59.720 Scandinavians really know how to get along and trust everybody.
00:35:02.160 Those are smart.
00:35:02.800 And you know where their IQ's at. 0.98
00:35:04.240 And then Taiwan, Japan, you know, Asians, hitters. 1.00
00:35:08.760 Strict. 1.00
00:35:09.300 Yeah, they trust each other a little less, though.
00:35:11.160 They're even higher IQ and they trust each other a little less.
00:35:13.700 And there is a thing, too, where if you break the trust, the government kills you. 0.91
00:35:17.020 Yeah, like Singapore, maybe you get caned.
00:35:19.120 And then, like, after years of that, it's, like, actually a high-trust place
00:35:23.060 and people forget the reason is
00:35:24.440 because the government could kill you. 0.98
00:35:26.000 Totally.
00:35:26.360 So that is to say that importing these people 1.00
00:35:30.040 from third world countries 1.00
00:35:31.900 and just lower average IQ countries, 1.00
00:35:34.480 it's gonna have an impact on our ability
00:35:36.580 to have a trustworthy society in America, obviously, right?
00:35:40.360 Of course.
00:35:41.120 And keep in mind also, 0.90
00:35:43.700 when it was the old immigration days, 0.58
00:35:46.640 people from India or people who would come here
00:35:48.840 from all these other countries,
00:35:49.740 it would be like the smartest and the best people.
00:35:52.200 And then on their best behavior, on their best behavior, no social welfare. 0.99
00:35:55.860 And they would come here and they would live good lives and be like, oh, that's the Indian 0.93
00:35:59.680 guy in the neighborhood. 0.99
00:36:00.880 Yeah.
00:36:01.740 Not hordes of whoever can get here under Joe Biden, cross the border, come from Haiti. 1.00
00:36:07.560 You can't make a good society from those people. 1.00
00:36:10.220 It used to be OK because they were high functioning people that could like figure out how to get
00:36:15.160 out of their country because they were so smart.
00:36:16.860 And that's actually who we would want.
00:36:18.680 And it's since become gamified.
00:36:20.020 We've talked about all the visa scams, the diploma mills, stuff like that in India that just, it's not the same.
00:36:25.740 The same thing, the same principle that we talked about during the Biden admin where we said the class of 2022 illegal immigrants ain't the same as the class of 2008.
00:36:36.900 It's the same exact thing for legal immigration as well.
00:36:39.580 It's not the same.
00:36:40.500 It's not the best of the best.
00:36:41.940 It's some guys who will work slave level hours for, to run your database at your mid-sized Texas company, right?
00:36:49.280 Very true. 1.00
00:36:50.020 And when you combine low trust and migrants, you get situations like this where we have 1.00
00:36:54.840 a Fent bus migrant. 1.00
00:36:58.220 Dude, come on. 1.00
00:37:00.260 He's freebasing it.
00:37:03.280 Come on, dude.
00:37:05.120 Don't do that.
00:37:05.980 You can't do that.
00:37:06.780 You know what? 1.00
00:37:07.400 I can't do that shit. 1.00
00:37:08.260 I know, but you can't do that shit. 1.00
00:37:10.120 Let me become U.S. 1.00
00:37:11.980 And then we'll be.
00:37:13.240 Okay, cool.
00:37:14.380 Cool, bro.
00:37:16.180 Where do you from?
00:37:17.040 You shouldn't do that.
00:37:18.560 I'm not doing that.
00:37:19.380 What I'm doing, you're smoking that door.
00:37:24.780 Did I counter-accused?
00:37:27.280 Did we just see it in action?
00:37:28.720 You were smoking that.
00:37:29.660 It was actually you smoking Fent on the bus.
00:37:31.820 And he pulls out his phone and starts filming him, so we cut it there.
00:37:35.260 But is that freebasing with the straw over the lit foil?
00:37:40.320 Yeah. 0.95
00:37:40.560 And to be fair, this is in L.A., so he is assimilating more than maybe most migrants would.
00:37:46.400 But on the flip side, smoking fenn on the bus is another job taken from a white man.
00:37:51.900 Absolutely.
00:37:52.700 That's our white guy jobs.
00:37:53.860 That's what they do in L.A.
00:37:54.800 They smoke the fenn on the bus. 0.99
00:37:56.480 Our next segment here in our migrant section is illegal violence and migrant immigrant violence in general.
00:38:03.520 We have a bunch of stories. 1.00
00:38:04.660 We'll go kind of quick through them, but these are pretty fucked up. 0.99
00:38:08.560 Myself crying every single time just because I was a daddy's girls. 0.98
00:38:12.240 For Casey DeLeon, the loss still doesn't feel real.
00:38:14.900 Two years ago, her father, Scotty Jackson, was delivering firewood to a home in Fort Worth.
00:38:19.960 When the homeowner came out to help, a naked 27-year-old, Christantis Amondi, attacked both.
00:38:26.320 He beat Jackson to death with the same firewood he was delivering.
00:38:29.740 It's like the heartbreak is constantly there. You're just waiting for him to come through the door to call you because he called me a million times a day.
00:38:37.840 So not having him, it was a heartbreak.
00:38:40.520 But that pain has turned into anger.
00:38:42.940 Tuesday, a Tarrant County judge found Amandi not guilty by reason of insanity.
00:38:47.380 I'm angry.
00:38:48.320 There you go. 1.00
00:38:49.380 He's too retarded to be on trial, and he's too insane, so he's not guilty. 1.00
00:38:54.580 He was naked, and he beat this poor girl's dad to death with firewood, and, well, no consequences, right? 1.00
00:39:03.060 You're insane. 1.00
00:39:04.220 You had a bad moment, buddy. 0.99
00:39:05.920 And what was his name?
00:39:06.840 I don't know.
00:39:07.800 Amandi Andumi.
00:39:08.800 Yeah. He's not Deshaun. He's not an American black. He's an African black. And this could be, I don't know the immigration status of this guy at the point that he did the crime, but that could go back to our children of immigrants or someone who came in on a chain thing. It doesn't necessarily have to be a pure illegal immigrant to be in this section at this point.
00:39:30.180 Yeah, and I don't want to get too graphic, but getting beaten to death with firewood, that's like very ugly.
00:39:37.600 Yeah, that's dark.
00:39:38.240 That's like a movie.
00:39:39.980 Next, a three-year-old had their face bit by an illegal.
00:39:44.240 A random attack at a south side park over the weekend has a San Antonio mother in shock.
00:39:48.740 Her three-year-old daughter is recovering tonight from wounds from a total stranger.
00:39:52.980 It all happened Saturday at a spot at a park while Gabriela Perez and her family were fishing.
00:39:57.040 That's when a man appeared out of the woods and began punching Perez and grabbing her by the hair, causing her to drop her daughter.
00:40:03.640 That's when it is said the attacker started biting the little girl's face.
00:40:07.240 Perez says it was a scene out of a horror movie. 0.88
00:40:10.860 I think whenever he was, like, everybody was already there, I got up and I was like, this is a f***ing zombie movie. 0.97
00:40:16.100 Like, what the heck? 0.98
00:40:18.240 She could not swear on the local news. 0.99
00:40:20.880 We can swear, but f***ing zombie movie. 0.98
00:40:23.420 Yeah. Super sad. And what do you, you're a woman with a child and then like an illegal man is like 0.98
00:40:29.740 biting your kid's face. Emerges from the woods and you're in a fight for your life, right?
00:40:33.840 Super sad. Our next story, you guys probably saw this last week, but we're revisiting it.
00:40:39.760 A 15 year old girl had her head slammed. She was slammed on the ground by a migrant who wouldn't 0.97
00:40:46.540 give her a phone number, I believe. Yeah. That's, that's the story. So let's just play. And I 1.00
00:40:51.300 I believe this is the child of immigrants. 1.00
00:41:21.300 everyone's laughing and filming and then uh stomping on a girl's head you know and the 0.56
00:41:28.420 kid got apprehended and then they were interviewing his mother and this is how she defended him
00:41:33.440 did you say why he stomped on her head she's being a bully to him that's it she's being a
00:41:39.400 bully to him yes from in the classroom of the classes what they have and some messages what 0.63
00:41:44.180 i sent to his phone from her we learned she's been a bully to him and push him down and he fell 0.96
00:41:51.600 So then he picks her up because of that and stomps on her head? 0.94
00:41:55.600 That justifies that?
00:41:56.540 No, they were, um, what I learned is like, um, they were friends.
00:42:02.540 They're not friends overall in general because they go to the same school.
00:42:06.380 All right.
00:42:06.800 So she can't even speak English and... 1.00
00:42:08.780 Yeah, she's got some weird accent. 1.00
00:42:09.860 What is that?
00:42:10.820 I don't even know.
00:42:11.600 Nothing good.
00:42:12.280 And she's defending the son.
00:42:14.480 Yeah.
00:42:15.460 Great. 0.99
00:42:15.860 And it's like, oh, she's the bully, but the girl is trying to walk away.
00:42:21.720 He's in her way.
00:42:23.020 He stops her from walking and then does the suplex.
00:42:26.680 Yeah, what's the phrase? 1.00
00:42:27.900 Sticks and stones will break my bones, but migrants will stomp my head out. 1.00
00:42:31.840 Is that the new phrase? 1.00
00:42:33.140 That's what they've been saying.
00:42:34.080 That's 2026.
00:42:34.820 That's updated recently.
00:42:36.020 When we were kids, it used to be something different.
00:42:38.500 You walk away when they just say mean words. 0.99
00:42:40.720 But yeah, every type of hood, you know, thuggish, violent kid has some dumb fat mom ready to defend them. 1.00
00:42:49.960 White people don't do that shit. 1.00
00:42:51.480 That's so true. 1.00
00:42:52.160 They go, what happened?
00:42:53.060 I don't know.
00:42:53.500 I never saw this coming.
00:42:55.020 This is like, you don't know the story.
00:42:56.520 That head stomp was justified, right?
00:42:58.700 Arrest this woman like you arrest the parents of a white shooter, right? 1.00
00:43:02.420 That's so true. 0.95
00:43:03.840 And then our last one, we're going to do this in bonus land.
00:43:06.700 Okay.
00:43:06.840 So the last one was an illegal R-A-P-E story, and we're going to cover that in bonus land. 0.87
00:43:12.420 It was bad. 0.96
00:43:13.000 It was bad, guys.
00:43:13.380 It was not good.
00:43:14.160 All right. 1.00
00:43:14.460 Well, that is the end of our migrant section. 0.94
00:43:16.020 We're now moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.
00:43:18.960 Use the opportunity to go to the post.
00:43:20.100 Help us juice the algo.
00:43:21.480 Leave a like.
00:43:22.140 Leave a comment.
00:43:22.760 Comment again and start yapping.
00:43:24.400 P.O. Box needs to be full.
00:43:26.400 Notifications need to be on.
00:43:28.080 Old episodes need to be watched.
00:43:30.040 And the link to this episode needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.
00:43:34.560 See?
00:43:35.300 Got to pay you extra for that.
00:43:36.460 You have to get a license or something.
00:43:37.800 I know.
00:43:39.160 All right.
00:43:39.640 I had a little bit of a fried rice breakthrough over the weekend.
00:43:43.040 Okay.
00:43:43.500 Tell me about it.
00:43:44.200 And I want you guys to listen and hear me out.
00:43:46.000 Okay.
00:43:47.540 A fried rice dish where you basically have a one-to-one ratio of meat to rice.
00:43:53.820 Heavy meat ratio.
00:43:55.280 Load it up.
00:43:56.300 Protein fried rice.
00:43:57.620 Heavy protein.
00:43:58.440 Like pork, spare rib, Asian, brisket, whatever.
00:44:03.440 Teriyaki chicken, teriyaki beef.
00:44:05.440 and you load up the meat and everyone thinks fried rice is a side dish,
00:44:10.040 this could be the main course.
00:44:11.780 Totally.
00:44:12.440 No one's thinking like that.
00:44:14.040 I'm sure someone's thinking like that a little bit.
00:44:16.000 Oh, yeah, I'll get this bourbon chicken.
00:44:17.960 I'll get the General Tso's and then fried rice on the side.
00:44:21.140 Fried rice mixed in with all the meat, that's the whole meal.
00:44:25.660 Yeah.
00:44:26.360 So I'm on to something.
00:44:27.460 With some sauce on the side so you can sauce up how you like it.
00:44:30.020 Dumpling sauce on the rice would be ideal.
00:44:32.020 Okay.
00:44:32.380 Good breakthrough, brother.
00:44:33.500 But there's something there.
00:44:34.520 And I don't want to say the sandwich of summer could be heavy meat fried rice.
00:44:38.900 Protein fried rice, yeah.
00:44:39.900 But there might be something there.
00:44:41.500 It's probably just going to be BLT again.
00:44:43.420 Yeah.
00:44:44.040 Yeah.
00:44:44.520 All right.
00:44:45.000 Another UFO dead guy to add to the list, unfortunately.
00:44:48.360 Yeah, would-be UFO whistleblower died of accidental drug overdose
00:44:51.280 after agreeing to testify to Congress.
00:44:53.560 There he is.
00:44:54.140 He doesn't look like much of a drug user to me.
00:44:56.000 Yeah, doesn't look right.
00:44:57.520 And then if he were to be a drug user,
00:44:59.260 it doesn't look like the accidental overdose kind of guy either.
00:45:02.140 Yeah, not good.
00:45:03.500 Okay.
00:45:03.820 And then we have another tweet to remind you guys about that guy who blew himself up in front of Trump Tower in the Tesla.
00:45:09.820 Remember that one time when a U.S. Army Green Beret blew himself up in front of Trump Tower in a Tesla?
00:45:14.400 He warned us about anti-gravitational propulsion systems and how it could start World War III.
00:45:19.400 Most of the deceased slash missing scientists worked on anti-gravity propulsion projects.
00:45:24.700 Don't know how reliable that is, but it's in the final page, so I read it.
00:45:28.480 And then we have the NASA nuclear engineer found dead and burned Tesla after vanishing from his Alabama home last year.
00:45:35.980 So that's interesting.
00:45:36.960 And we have a map here of a lot of the missing people.
00:45:40.120 Yeah.
00:45:40.980 The space mystery.
00:45:42.160 Dead, dead, dead.
00:45:43.220 People are missing.
00:45:44.620 Dead, dead, missing, dead, dead.
00:45:46.460 Okay.
00:45:46.940 Sketchy, guys.
00:45:48.060 Yeah.
00:45:48.300 There's something going on.
00:45:49.640 Uh-huh.
00:45:50.180 And then it kind of does connect to the White House Correspondents Dinner.
00:45:54.020 And obviously this is the final page of housekeeping for a reason.
00:45:56.440 Yeah.
00:45:56.740 but Cole Allen interned at NASA in 2014.
00:46:01.560 And then can you just read the thing?
00:46:03.040 In 2014, NASA published a paper
00:46:04.680 and Henry Martinez was an author.
00:46:07.260 He is a chief engineer at Lockheed Martin.
00:46:09.580 An ex-user named Henry Martinez made in 2023
00:46:12.140 made only a single post on December 21st, 2023.
00:46:15.280 The post only said Cole Allen.
00:46:17.760 That was very weird.
00:46:18.940 And so somebody was saying that a random thing like this,
00:46:23.500 like a random account like this tweets a million things
00:46:26.220 like this is like the the normie justification for it not the schizo i'm gonna run with it
00:46:32.360 like they tweet a million names and a million different combinations of names and then when
00:46:36.620 something happens when it hits and they have the tweet then they delete all their other tweets and
00:46:40.820 go private or and go public so then it looks like there's some sort of shot caller maybe i don't
00:46:46.340 know but i don't know what you would want with cole allen and so i agree he might be a hitter
00:46:50.400 And then the page had Mohammed Mohammed. 0.58
00:46:54.980 You're just waiting for a terrorist attack. 0.95
00:46:56.820 Mohammed is going to go boom soon. 0.98
00:46:59.280 And then the page, the Twitter profile had a background image of the header image, which is something from a time machine app or an art thing. 0.99
00:47:09.680 And then if you overlay it with the Trump image, it does look like it's a art version of the Trump image.
00:47:16.880 I don't know.
00:47:17.320 I don't know what it all means.
00:47:18.480 And then we have a time travel theory, and Richard's going to read this.
00:47:21.860 It's not going to be too crazy.
00:47:23.340 Yeah, this was translated from Spanish, too.
00:47:25.660 So this is a Spaniard, I guess. 0.97
00:47:28.460 Time travel theory and the Trump assassination attempts for dummies.
00:47:32.440 Number one, we're in the year 2026.
00:47:34.280 Yesterday, a person named Cole Allen tried to assassinate the president of the United States, Donald Trump, inside the White House.
00:47:39.620 That's not true, right?
00:47:40.900 Wasn't it not at the White House?
00:47:41.980 Doesn't matter.
00:47:43.060 Okay, 0 for 1 so far.
00:47:45.340 A Twitter account in 2023 wrote a single tweet under the name Cole Allen.
00:47:49.740 That Twitter account belongs to a Henry Martinez, a missing person.
00:47:53.500 Martinez is a NASA scientist, a thing that sends rockets into space,
00:47:57.200 and also an airplane company that develops super secret military technology for the United States government.
00:48:01.420 The background of Henry Martinez's account is a digital image from 2023 of a page called Time Machine.
00:48:08.260 If we de-digitize that image, it's the photo from when they tried to kill Trump in 2024 and hit him in the ear.
00:48:12.800 but instead of the shot in the ear it has a hole in the middle of the head
00:48:16.160 uh henry martinez's profile picture that warns about cole allen is a green toad in a tuxedo
00:48:22.240 holding a glass just like trump in yesterday's assassination attempt keep going i don't i really
00:48:27.700 don't want to which leads us to consider two possibilities the first that it's a big psyop
00:48:31.520 operation to make the average mass of normal people believe something or the more troubling
00:48:36.020 one that the present is being modified from the future with messages in the past which are not
00:48:41.820 very complex clues right there in plain sight that can be identified once the event happens.
00:48:46.940 That from the future, a group of scientists discovered time travel, possibly through a
00:48:51.760 new dimension inside atoms, maybe related to proton accelerators. They can only send some
00:48:57.180 kind of basic information and leave it in places and times that those sending the message can't
00:49:01.980 determine exactly. The reality we live in doesn't belong to us, possibly since some big event like
00:49:07.160 2001, the 2009 crisis, Trump's election, or the Iran-Israel war, which is why it seems so crazy.
00:49:12.920 So yeah, I read it. I read it all.
00:49:15.500 Do you believe it?
00:49:16.440 Not even close. This guy's like a dumb person. 1.00
00:49:19.460 Do you think that we're maybe in a time traveler war with people from the future 1.00
00:49:24.220 who are trying to maybe improve or unimprove the timeline?
00:49:28.620 No.
00:49:29.620 Maybe.
00:49:30.480 Yeah, sure. It's your housekeeping.
00:49:32.360 Because if time travel does ever exist, they would come back to the present.
00:49:38.000 So if it's going to ever exist in the future, it could come back to now.
00:49:42.740 Okay, there you go.
00:49:43.940 Which is a little spooky because then it's like, is time even this way?
00:49:46.900 Or is time this way?
00:49:48.840 Or is time that way?
00:49:51.420 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:52.040 Time is never time at all.
00:49:53.300 That's what Billy Corgan said.
00:49:54.820 There you go.
00:49:55.520 All right.
00:49:55.860 You're coming around.
00:49:57.000 Yeah.
00:49:57.800 Okay.
00:49:59.000 This is something I thought was really interesting. 0.84
00:50:00.840 After Iran, in their most recent strikes, struck American radar stations.
00:50:08.180 I thought it was Dubai or something. 0.94
00:50:10.820 Oh, whatever.
00:50:11.440 It's American radar stations that might have been secretly doing weather modification.
00:50:16.800 And as soon as they struck it, Iran's climate drastically improved and Iraq too.
00:50:22.960 Yeah, this is some random guy's tweet again.
00:50:25.200 I started to believe that Iraq's climate has been subjected to destruction.
00:50:28.200 Ever since the American radars were destroyed, the rains and clouds no longer leave Iraq.
00:50:33.780 The water levels of the rivers, marshes and dams have risen and the lands have turned green again as if the earth has been renewed.
00:50:41.480 For the first time, the Diyala River swallows palm trees and exceeds its natural boundaries.
00:50:46.460 So that means we're doing or whatever this guy is saying is that the kind of moisture that's being taken out of Iraq to cloud seed somewhere else is now not being taken.
00:50:56.860 Is that what you're getting at?
00:50:57.800 Yeah, or even America or maybe Israel or whoever is purposely making Iraq and Iran and the Middle East climates bad, so they struggle.
00:51:09.100 Okay.
00:51:09.480 And then now that that's gone, it's like more natural.
00:51:12.440 And we have a 2025 versus 2026 on a big river here, and then that's a big difference.
00:51:19.140 It's a bridge.
00:51:19.860 Yeah, but, you know, those differences can happen without some sort of war thing.
00:51:24.260 And then I think they were in a drought for like five years and then it stopped immediately.
00:51:29.140 And now it's like raining in Iraq in this next video.
00:51:31.880 Okay.
00:51:32.660 This video.
00:51:37.720 So I hope the best for them.
00:51:40.320 I'm glad their climate got fixed.
00:51:41.920 So the Iranian and the Iraqi schizos are getting together and they're thinking about this. 1.00
00:51:46.300 The final page.
00:51:47.080 And you know I've been lighting the final page the last few episodes.
00:51:50.160 Okay.
00:51:50.940 All right.
00:51:51.300 Our last clip of the final page of housekeeping.
00:51:53.460 We've been talking a lot about baseball, foul ball, etiquette.
00:51:57.760 You give it to a kid versus do you keep the ball for yourself?
00:52:00.560 And right after we talked about it last episode, a doppel of mine did the experiment.
00:52:07.840 So he wrestles the ball and rips it out of the hands of an old man.
00:52:12.000 He looks like me, beard, same weight. 0.58
00:52:19.000 And people are shaking their head.
00:52:20.660 And even the announcers are like, not good, brother.
00:52:27.040 So it's good to see how it played out.
00:52:30.180 Yeah.
00:52:30.400 Everyone hates him.
00:52:31.260 You see what's going on?
00:52:32.340 Everyone hates him. 1.00
00:52:33.420 He's a scumbag. 1.00
00:52:34.220 It's not worth it. 1.00
00:52:35.380 All it is is a little baseball anyway.
00:52:37.840 Yeah.
00:52:38.280 And you got to give it to the kid.
00:52:39.700 And I'm glad that guy did it and I didn't have to.
00:52:42.060 Yeah.
00:52:42.540 And we, after having this discussion, me and Fleckus went to a game on Friday night.
00:52:46.420 and we were watching every foul ball.
00:52:50.300 And I would go, wait for it, wait for it.
00:52:52.920 Boom, the guy hands it to a kid.
00:52:54.600 And so Fleckus was learning a lesson.
00:52:56.100 And then we were there
00:52:56.940 and there were no kids within like 50 feet of us.
00:53:00.060 So it could have been your chance.
00:53:01.420 Yeah, it could have been your chance.
00:53:02.040 So I could have taken it.
00:53:02.880 And then tell them what happened
00:53:04.000 when a foul ball went over our heads
00:53:05.620 like 40 feet away from us.
00:53:07.280 Yeah, tell them what happened.
00:53:08.240 There was a foul ball.
00:53:09.940 What goes like this?
00:53:10.800 It was out of range.
00:53:12.460 You wish, you wish.
00:53:14.660 It was kind of out of range.
00:53:16.140 Like I knew it wasn't worth trying for the people, maybe six, seven rows behind us.
00:53:20.460 We're going to get it.
00:53:21.520 But then I go, Oh, I'm watching it.
00:53:23.100 And then I look over my shoulder. 1.00
00:53:24.220 I see Black is running up the stairs like this. 1.00
00:53:26.540 He was going for it. 1.00
00:53:27.460 Cause you had the aisle seat.
00:53:28.460 I had the aisle seat and there was like a ricochet potential.
00:53:30.920 You know how the ball hits the wall and bounces below.
00:53:34.160 So as soon as I saw it, it went over and I was like center fielder.
00:53:39.200 King Griffey.
00:53:40.140 And I turn and ran up the stairs and I didn't get it, but he goes, ah, you showed me something.
00:53:45.220 I believe in you now.
00:53:46.240 He's going to get a ball.
00:53:47.260 You'll get a ball.
00:53:48.140 And I'll give it away to me again.
00:53:49.820 I was thinking, if the ball is on the ground and it's like a fight and I'm wearing this,
00:53:54.920 you can grab the ball and put it in the sleeve and then be like, where'd it go?
00:53:58.480 I don't see it.
00:53:59.200 So you can see he's still scheming and gaming ways to scam a kid, get away with it.
00:54:05.720 Home run ball, that's different.
00:54:08.080 Definitely.
00:54:08.620 You don't have to give that away to anybody.
00:54:10.380 If it's an average home run ball, a historic home run ball of any kind, you're not giving
00:54:14.340 it to anyone.
00:54:15.120 You're fighting for it.
00:54:16.360 Someone's first home run ball, someone will come and get you and say,
00:54:19.480 hey, he wants his first home run ball.
00:54:21.380 We'll give you a bat or something.
00:54:22.660 There's a whole complicated thing.
00:54:23.740 I'm not getting into it, all right?
00:54:24.900 Okay.
00:54:25.560 All right.
00:54:25.980 We made our points.
00:54:26.880 Yeah.
00:54:27.100 That's the end of housekeeping.
00:54:28.060 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.
00:54:31.220 All right.
00:54:33.780 Our first story from Cringe. 0.99
00:54:35.400 A North Carolina superintendent says a gay BDSM sex book is appropriate for kindergartners. 0.94
00:54:41.840 In BDSM outfits, making out, is currently available in your elementary schools. 0.77
00:54:48.840 So in second, can you be allowed or not?
00:54:53.840 Dr. Price, you're looking up bigger. You've got guys in kick outfits.
00:54:57.840 I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
00:55:00.840 You're not sure what you're looking at, but you're okay with your kindergarten looking at.
00:55:07.840 Is this your goal? Is this what you want kindergarten through fourth grade?
00:55:12.140 I mean, is this the goal? Is this the curriculum? Is this the studies that you want?
00:55:18.020 Chapel Hill Carbill School is known for.
00:55:20.720 I don't understand what the challenge is. I see a pride flag. I see community. 0.96
00:55:27.160 I see two couples who appear to be in a loving relationship.
00:55:32.460 They're not breaking any laws. They're not hurting anyone.
00:55:37.420 That's certainly something a child may see in their community.
00:55:41.120 So I'm not sure what the challenge is there.
00:55:44.800 There you go.
00:55:45.620 And it sounds like someone wrote that response for him, kind of told him what to say.
00:55:49.700 But according to him, these are things a child would see in the community.
00:55:54.060 And that's part of the problem, too.
00:55:56.880 If you go outside.
00:55:58.280 Two wrongs making a worse wrong.
00:56:00.680 Yeah.
00:56:00.900 We have to teach kindergartners about it, too.
00:56:02.460 When kids go outside, they're going to see.
00:56:04.460 Leather daddy twinks. 1.00
00:56:05.360 It's Leather Daddy Twink BDSM shit. 1.00
00:56:07.780 That's what's going on in Texas. 1.00
00:56:09.460 That's normal.
00:56:10.020 North Carolina.
00:56:10.780 In North Carolina. 1.00
00:56:12.120 It's Indians and it's BDSM Leather Daddy shit. 1.00
00:56:15.280 Yeah. 1.00
00:56:15.580 You kids need to be prepared for the real world, right?
00:56:17.900 And I love-
00:56:18.240 And repeat offenders.
00:56:19.320 Yes.
00:56:19.680 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:20.060 We should add someone in there who just got out.
00:56:22.460 He's like, ugh.
00:56:23.120 He just got out.
00:56:23.820 He's going like this.
00:56:24.760 A random puncher needs to be in this kid's book.
00:56:27.940 And I love watching people do the-
00:56:31.160 Liberals love doing this.
00:56:32.440 I don't know what's wrong.
00:56:33.540 I need you to spell it out for me.
00:56:34.960 I see community.
00:56:36.420 I see stuff that kids see.
00:56:38.400 I see a pride flag.
00:56:39.700 You know what it's about. 1.00
00:56:41.360 You know what it's about, you fucking idiot. 1.00
00:56:43.740 Does it need to go to a kindergartner, right? 1.00
00:56:46.120 So it's just so over, and they play this little game when they get – instead of being like – if you're a reasonable leftist, you'll be like, all right, not kindergarten.
00:56:55.920 All right.
00:56:57.240 Sixth grade.
00:56:57.900 That goes in sixth grade.
00:56:59.080 I don't know what I'm looking at.
00:57:00.260 But if he doesn't know what he's looking at, then he doesn't have to explain anything, and then the problem keeps going. 0.98
00:57:03.600 And so, yeah, total horseshit. 0.97
00:57:06.140 And then calling him doctor. 0.99
00:57:08.160 Doctor, should kindergartners have this?
00:57:09.960 And he goes, I don't know what I'm looking at. 1.00
00:57:11.760 It's like a whole game of titles and bullshit. 1.00
00:57:14.160 Yeah, doctor, should kindergartners see the BDSM leather daddy gay shit? 1.00
00:57:18.200 Yes. 1.00
00:57:18.760 Yes, that's basically it's yes.
00:57:20.480 You get deported too.
00:57:20.960 The answer is yes, but he can't say yes.
00:57:22.720 Yeah, you get deported for that too.
00:57:24.640 And then the woman's reaction during this, it's like a brief moment,
00:57:28.400 but it's kind of like, what? 0.99
00:57:29.980 The fuck are you talking about? 0.99
00:57:31.420 Why do we have to do this, right? 1.00
00:57:32.740 No one's normal anymore.
00:57:33.600 And then every time, like we've talked about limited bandwidth for like the Trump administration, right?
00:57:38.380 Every second some people are doing this little political dance around culture war issues is like a moment you're getting ripped off by a supplier who gives you the chicken tenders, right? 0.99
00:57:48.400 You know, when you're distracted, it's easier to slip by other shit. 0.99
00:57:52.200 Fraud maybe. 0.99
00:57:52.780 Maybe a teacher's making fake invoices for 10 years and you don't know anything about it because you're arguing with Dr. Rice or whatever his name was about the BDSM leather daddy in the kindergarten book.
00:58:03.600 So bad. Our next clip is kind of similar. An Oxford professor has imposter syndrome.
00:58:11.500 I'm in the process of putting a website together. And that is proving to be much harder than it
00:58:17.920 probably should be. And the problem I'm running up against is some imposter syndrome, classic.
00:58:24.680 Basically, what does it mean to be an expert in something? Because it's really not obvious to me
00:58:32.000 um, at what point I could describe myself as an expert in something. Um, I have expertise in
00:58:37.700 things like I, you know, I've been teaching plenty. My chemistry is pretty solid, but I think
00:58:42.780 I still have this, this feeling that declaring myself an expert in something, um, is a little
00:58:48.720 bit uncomfortable. Um, and I don't quite know. Yeah, it's a little uncomfortable. I think maybe
00:58:53.200 part of that is the huge fake rubber breasts. Yeah. That could be part of the imposter syndrome. 1.00
00:58:58.140 Maybe you're, I don't think it's maybe about the chemistry you teach. I think you're probably
00:59:01.740 pretty good at that if you're teaching at Oxford, but the imposter syndrome could be the nail polish 1.00
00:59:06.640 lipstick and giant fake tits. Yeah. He opens up his phone, turns it to record and says, 1.00
00:59:11.700 I have an imposter syndrome. Oh, really? I could see that. About chemistry. What?
00:59:18.660 Okay, man. Your body's chemistry? Yeah. I don't know. No, no. The giant silicon chest plate you're
00:59:24.160 wearing, bro. Cause yeah, I would agree. You have imposter syndrome, but maybe him and Dr. Rice can
00:59:29.380 get together and plan some curriculum for kids. I don't know.
00:59:31.460 Yeah, we agree. You have imposter syndrome. Your chemistry
00:59:33.300 is a little off. Yeah. Numb the curriculum.
00:59:35.800 Oh!
00:59:37.320 I thought brain chemistry, because you have giant 1.00
00:59:39.360 fake tits and painted nails. I thought that's what you 1.00
00:59:41.300 were talking about, being an imposter.
00:59:43.640 Oh, I guess I can't relate at all or
00:59:45.120 help you. Yeah. I don't know
00:59:46.660 much about PhD-level chemistry.
00:59:49.820 So, I can't even be the judge.
00:59:51.700 But how you look, yeah,
00:59:53.620 it's pretty easy. And that doesn't,
00:59:55.520 that's not like that great for you. You don't
00:59:57.460 like that type no no no no that's mostly a bit that i even like that type in the beginning and
01:00:02.440 now people send me giant fake tit freaks because like they think i like it or it's a meme that i
01:00:06.500 like it but yeah this is just a disgusting man with a beard i'm not really attracted to shapes
01:00:11.720 like that and a problem yeah all right let's get to i do subscribe to a few people you know 0.99
01:00:17.060 on only fans who have big tits like that just to keep up with them that's nothing that's not 0.99
01:00:22.080 fetish shit you have it's for cringe it's for cringe i'm looking for cringe i'm constantly 1.00
01:00:26.520 We'll be looking late at night for cringe. 1.00
01:00:28.280 That's how we found this.
01:00:29.200 You sent this.
01:00:30.760 All right.
01:00:31.440 Our next story is a food pantry woman, and she describes the haul she got.
01:00:37.020 Letting the food bank decide what I eat this week.
01:00:39.820 This distribution is held twice a month at a middle school, including transportation time.
01:00:45.040 It took me one hour and 45 minutes to collect this food.
01:00:48.440 How much would three pounds of strawberries cost where you live?
01:00:51.420 This pickup was well-rounded and included produce like cherry tomatoes, asparagus, brussel sprouts, bananas, which in my opinion looked perfectly right, mushrooms, and a spring mix that's on its final days.
01:01:03.540 Rather unusual to not be given bread.
01:01:05.580 Really pleased to receive sausage, two pounds of chicken thighs, five pounds of chicken leg quarters, a half a dozen eggs, and a half gallon of fancy milk.
01:01:14.720 I thought I got two identical pantry boxes that both included tuna fish, grape jelly, macaroni and cheese, sardines, brown rice, spaghetti noodles, cornflake cereal, pinto beans, peanut butter, canned tomatoes, canned fruit, more beans, and a box of Girl Scout cookies.
01:01:35.580 So I was shocked when the second box was filled with potatoes.
01:01:40.040 Okay, this is the food I buy from Publix.
01:01:44.160 That's $280 at Publix.
01:01:46.940 I've done that.
01:01:47.780 Those sausages?
01:01:48.560 I have those sausages in my fridge right now, and I bought them.
01:01:52.340 Yeah, and we covered this woman before once when she was talking about the line to the food place, the food bank.
01:01:58.480 And everyone's cars looked really nice, and it kind of upset me a little bit
01:02:02.800 because everyone's like almost middle class or upper middle class,
01:02:06.340 and then they just hit the food bank to make so they can spend on their nails or something.
01:02:11.240 Something got lost in translation.
01:02:12.520 And I don't want to make fun of this too much because I don't care that much. 1.00
01:02:17.720 But this girl has like 100,000 followers on TikTok, makes money off the food bank stuff. 0.99
01:02:23.240 That's like what her content is. 0.93
01:02:24.520 From the creator program.
01:02:25.900 It's like you get the free food and then you make money, leverage that into a social media platform.
01:02:30.280 Little weird, little strange.
01:02:32.240 But then I started thinking with Fleck, do you have anything you want to say about this?
01:02:35.180 Just cringe-wise? 0.87
01:02:36.780 She had leather seats in her car and she has professionally hung wall art. 0.96
01:02:41.440 like that wall art is well done. Yeah. And so, I mean, that's a little nitpicky on granite 0.73
01:02:47.320 countertops. What's, what is poor, right? What is struggling? Um, maybe somebody's going through
01:02:53.480 it, but to not downsize. And when you hit the food bank, when you haven't like sold the car
01:02:57.940 or downsized or done anything, it makes me a little uneasy. But then I started thinking about
01:03:03.200 how, uh, this relates to EBT and stuff, the taxpayer funded stuff, because food banks are
01:03:10.760 mostly, I think, donations driven. And clearly this one has some sort of partnership with
01:03:14.660 Publix in Florida, right? That's all public stuff. But we've been constantly making the
01:03:21.480 point about consumer packaged goods. They don't want to cook food. They want consumer packaged
01:03:25.500 goods. And another big part of that that I was thinking of is not only do we give them consumer
01:03:32.120 packaged goods, but it's on a debit card at their leisure. Whenever they want, they can run it up
01:03:37.920 and swipe it. And I'm watching this woman who, you know, I'm not a huge fan of, but whatever, 0.99
01:03:43.200 I don't know the circumstances, but I watched this woman wait an hour and 45 minutes total of
01:03:48.620 driving and waiting in the car to get this stuff. And it's like, that was like a task she had to do. 0.90
01:03:53.940 Yeah. Right. And they gave her a random, whatever they had, whatever's in surplus. Right. And so
01:04:01.280 we go from EBT users using taxpayer money on a credit card to get consumer packaged goods,
01:04:07.760 which is like great for Pepsi, great for Coca-Cola, great for Frito-Lay and those types of places,
01:04:15.320 but it's not really good trade-off for America, right? And then I thought, wow, this is what EBT
01:04:20.920 people should have to do. Go out, get the food, wait in line, you know, do something.
01:04:26.120 Food that you have to prepare and cook. It's like ingredients. It's not just final product food.
01:04:30.500 Like, this is how EBT should look.
01:04:32.400 Exactly.
01:04:33.120 And so, like, imagine getting rescued.
01:04:36.920 You're on a life raft after a main boat crash, and you're getting rescued.
01:04:40.000 And finally, you run up against this boat, and they're like, jump up.
01:04:42.740 Give me your hands.
01:04:43.500 And you're like this.
01:04:44.260 Like, get me out of here.
01:04:46.040 That's what EBT users are.
01:04:47.860 They're like, they won't even assist in their own rescue.
01:04:51.580 Dead weight. 0.95
01:04:52.000 They're dead weight.
01:04:52.700 They just want the credit card for consumer packaged goods.
01:04:55.960 And this showed me what it should be, right?
01:04:58.900 You should wait.
01:04:59.480 You should go somewhere.
01:05:00.500 It should take some effort to get the freebies from the government.
01:05:04.100 And it's food that's about to go bad and you have to prepare it or freeze it right away.
01:05:08.540 Yeah.
01:05:08.940 That could be better.
01:05:10.640 That's smart.
01:05:11.540 That's all I have to say.
01:05:12.360 But watching food bank tape, I'm like watching film and I'm like rewinding it like an old coach.
01:05:17.160 See that left tackle?
01:05:18.440 I'm watching the food bank tape and realizing how EBT is so easy because it's credit card and consumer package goods.
01:05:23.880 Yeah, very true.
01:05:24.740 All right. 0.96
01:05:25.320 Our next segment in cringe is a celebrity rug pull section. 0.99
01:05:30.500 is what we're calling it. 0.99
01:05:31.420 Yeah.
01:05:31.920 It's basically celebrities that did a trend from years ago
01:05:34.800 and were like glorified for it.
01:05:36.660 And now they're going back on it now that things have changed.
01:05:39.340 And our first example is Meghan Trainor.
01:05:41.940 Yeah.
01:05:42.120 And this is copyrighted music, 0.98
01:05:43.240 but the main point is just to show you how skinny she is.
01:05:46.440 Meghan Trainor, who wrote the song all about that bass,
01:05:50.100 all about that bass.
01:05:51.300 My mama told me, boys need a little extra to hold at night. 1.00
01:05:56.140 And the bass is like your fat ass. 1.00
01:05:57.920 Yeah. 1.00
01:05:58.480 She's rail thin now. 1.00
01:06:00.040 and she's promoting new music, Rail Thin. 1.00
01:06:03.640 Rug pulled her whole audience. 1.00
01:06:05.080 She was singing to fat girls and gay kids, gay guys. 0.99
01:06:08.020 And she goes, well, I'm all about that bass 0.99
01:06:10.920 until Ozempic was released. 0.82
01:06:13.340 Rug pulled you.
01:06:14.560 It's over. 1.00
01:06:15.660 Body positivity, that was for fat losers. 0.99
01:06:18.480 I got medication now. 0.99
01:06:19.940 You can do it too.
01:06:20.700 Just spend three grand a month like I did.
01:06:23.260 Yeah.
01:06:23.540 Trainer, Ozempic, Reddit, True Tide, whatever sort of stuff.
01:06:27.000 So she rug pulled her audience a little bit.
01:06:28.980 And there were all these, all the lyrics were about how big and thick and how it's better and how it actually gives her more confidence. 1.00
01:06:36.660 Turns out that was all horse shit. 0.99
01:06:38.820 Never fucking meant it, right? 1.00
01:06:40.260 Yeah. 0.85
01:06:40.620 And then our next example is Pete Davidson, who's getting rid of all of his tattoos.
01:06:45.100 Yeah.
01:06:45.400 Do you even want to play this?
01:06:46.940 We don't have to even play the clip, but he went on Jimmy Fallon to talk about it.
01:06:50.200 And basically he spent $200,000 to remove his tattoos and he only did, he still has 70% left apparently.
01:06:58.920 Yeah.
01:06:59.400 So he spent 200 grand on like the first third of it.
01:07:02.140 This is what he used to look like.
01:07:03.260 Here's a picture of how he used to look like. 0.91
01:07:04.740 And it was just bullshit scribbles, you know, whatever random stuff. 0.75
01:07:07.680 We famously talked about the Hillary Clinton tattoo he had on his forearm. 0.98
01:07:11.800 Gone.
01:07:12.620 Rug pull.
01:07:13.600 Rug pull.
01:07:14.240 And then if you're his audience and you think it's cool and you want to be like him and you get it, oh, just get it off. 0.51
01:07:19.920 Just spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get it off.
01:07:21.720 200 grand, really painful, like 40 sessions.
01:07:24.600 You can do it.
01:07:25.860 I rug pulled you.
01:07:26.640 You can do it.
01:07:27.380 Yeah.
01:07:28.000 And then also I want to make one point before we move on to our last celebrity rug pull.
01:07:33.980 Tattoos in general, like you're kind of, when you decide to become a tattooed person, like I know everybody, some people have random small ones, a little thing, a little butterfly.
01:07:43.860 Me and my sister got a butterfly, whatever type of stuff you're up to.
01:07:47.280 When you become a tattooed person who's got like boom, boom, boom everywhere, you're basically signing up for a lifetime of managing those tattoos.
01:07:55.300 because at a certain point,
01:07:57.280 like say you went through a four-year period
01:07:59.040 where you got a bunch of tattoos.
01:08:00.520 Now it's like eight, nine years from now.
01:08:02.720 Now all your tattoos are faded kind of at the same time
01:08:05.900 or in worse condition.
01:08:07.620 And so you either have to refresh them,
01:08:10.180 do something over them, add to them,
01:08:13.020 you know, make it interactive.
01:08:15.060 But, and so it's like,
01:08:16.800 it's kind of like a lifetime of like,
01:08:18.600 oh, management or monitoring or adding
01:08:21.160 to maintain status as that tattoo guy.
01:08:23.280 and it's just kind of weird
01:08:27.340 because you end up most of the time
01:08:29.660 being like a 45-year-old lady or guy
01:08:32.380 who got like a four-year stint of tattoos.
01:08:35.980 And most people don't keep up with it is what I'm saying.
01:08:38.640 And unless you're like a tattoo artist or something
01:08:40.940 and then you've run out of space.
01:08:42.820 But you're signing up for something more than like,
01:08:45.660 I'm young, I want a few.
01:08:46.980 Yeah.
01:08:47.520 It's a really bigger commitment than people think.
01:08:49.600 If you're Pete Davidson or like that type 1.00
01:08:50.860 where you have the stupid ones. 1.00
01:08:51.940 The scribbles, the little- 1.00
01:08:52.960 So you get it when you're feeling a certain type of way when you're in your early 20s and you just moved to Austin, Texas.
01:08:58.240 I'm a little manic right now.
01:08:59.580 And then, oh, 10 years from now, you need to refresh that tattoo of a cat eating a burrito.
01:09:05.500 Yeah.
01:09:06.020 And you have to get that.
01:09:06.680 You have to redo that. 1.00
01:09:07.580 Yeah, that mustache finger is a little worn out, millennial scum. 1.00
01:09:10.900 Yeah, and you have to redo that because you still want that. 1.00
01:09:13.720 And it's like –
01:09:14.560 Or you have to get it removed, right? 1.00
01:09:15.880 So it almost calls your bluff where like 10 years from now, is the stupid tattoo going to be as funny? 0.99
01:09:21.640 or are you going to say, oh, I have to get that refreshed 1.00
01:09:23.540 so everyone sees the cat eating the burrito?
01:09:25.980 Yeah, yeah.
01:09:26.780 It's over. 0.99
01:09:27.600 Our last celebrity rug pull is Kim Kardashian's butt. 0.92
01:09:31.080 Yeah, 2008, 2010, 2015, 2017, when it, I think that was the top. 0.96
01:09:36.420 Was that the local top?
01:09:37.220 It went crazy up until, yeah, 2017, even up to 2020 probably.
01:09:40.940 And now she sports this much slimmer figure. 0.99
01:09:44.440 And obviously she's a trendsetter. 1.00
01:09:47.040 Obviously people do whatever she does. 1.00
01:09:49.100 The huge butts have been crazy. 1.00
01:09:50.440 BBL business. Stinky 0.99
01:09:52.120 BBLs. Skyrocketed stinky BBLs 0.98
01:09:54.780 and now she's slim. 1.00
01:09:56.960 Yeah. And it's just like, oh yeah, guys, I think
01:09:58.540 being slim is cool now, so just
01:10:00.260 spend $400,000 on reverse
01:10:02.520 plastic surgery. Yeah.
01:10:04.320 So, hey, guys, and
01:10:06.340 it's not like much of our audience is looking
01:10:08.660 to celebrities for kind of like the
01:10:10.540 trends or whatever, but
01:10:12.360 yeah, they'll rug pull you. Don't
01:10:14.360 even, they won't think twice about it
01:10:16.620 and it'll cost them. It'll cost
01:10:18.640 them to go back and forth it does cost them that's for sure because they like to do a good job
01:10:22.560 all right our last segment i'm sure kim's surgeon is the best probably the best in the world world 1.00
01:10:28.820 leading ass surgeon kim kardashian hundred percent you have stinky stinky bbl guy in miami working 0.99
01:10:35.280 out of a strip mall yeah and you're into turkey for 4 800 and your stuff's rotting so rotting 0.99
01:10:42.380 our last story we're gonna be quick we have the video playing here in the background 300 000 people
01:10:47.760 went to Pittsburgh for the NFL draft. And it wasn't even an NFL game. I don't think there
01:10:55.780 were even players there. It was just people standing around to listen to the names called.
01:11:01.140 Yeah. Owen Troyer said, a mosh pit of men standing around waiting to hear names listed
01:11:05.020 that they can access immediately after online. The NFL draft is the worst and most overhyped
01:11:09.920 event in sports. Yeah. You're basically waiting for like some former older player to come read
01:11:13.800 a name off a note card and I guess people went. Of like a guy who slams into someone else good.
01:11:19.780 Yeah. A 21 year old black guy who's functionally illiterate, but made his way through Oklahoma 0.99
01:11:24.780 state. Yeah. Something like that. And the bigger issue here, and I'm sure you guys kind of know 0.95
01:11:30.140 what my take is going to be. Yeah. You can't do this with all the migrants. We just got 123 million
01:11:36.700 is the number we said earlier, right? So there's migrants. So like all of our able-bodied men, 1.00
01:11:41.240 I've never seen them get together for pretty much anything except January 6th. 0.99
01:11:46.260 And now they're getting together for this sports bullshit. 1.00
01:11:49.400 And there's a hundred and something million migrants illegals here. 0.99
01:11:53.000 And we have a meme. 1.00
01:11:54.140 My sports team is better.
01:11:55.140 My sports team is better. 1.00
01:11:56.060 And then everyone's a migrant. 1.00
01:11:57.200 Yeah. 0.96
01:11:57.360 You're surrounded by Indians and Mexicans and whatever. 1.00
01:11:59.880 Foreigners who don't speak your language.
01:12:01.660 And I'm less of like a hater.
01:12:03.980 Like you could enjoy things.
01:12:05.220 Everyone loves going to a baseball game in the summer.
01:12:07.620 You know, have a beer, nice time with your friends, family.
01:12:11.240 But we were joking that the guy who checks your ID to get into the draft would go, oh, ID please.
01:12:18.580 And then he looks at it, he goes, you're good.
01:12:20.340 And do you know about the migrants? 0.86
01:12:22.140 And they go, yeah, I do.
01:12:23.640 I'm here.
01:12:24.280 I'm on a break. 0.99
01:12:25.600 And then if you don't know about the migrants, sir, you're going to have to go. 1.00
01:12:28.400 You can't enjoy these sports. 1.00
01:12:30.160 You know about the 100 million migrants that are here, the illegals? 1.00
01:12:32.640 You do? 0.99
01:12:33.140 Okay.
01:12:33.620 You're good to go.
01:12:34.240 You're good.
01:12:34.620 Come on in.
01:12:34.760 It's like what they do when you're in the emergency row on an airplane.
01:12:37.600 Yeah. 1.00
01:12:37.800 I need a verbal yes that you know about the migrants. 0.70
01:12:40.540 That's exactly what it's like. 1.00
01:12:42.120 And then you can come enjoy the draft.
01:12:44.420 And then these last two stories we're going to do in Bonusland 2.
01:12:47.920 Okay.
01:12:48.380 I just wanted to make those points about the migrants being here
01:12:51.440 and then people still enjoying their life.
01:12:53.140 Order of operations.
01:12:54.220 We have an order of operations.
01:12:55.660 All right.
01:12:55.860 Well, that's the end of cringe.
01:12:56.880 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.
01:13:00.720 All right.
01:13:01.320 Our first story from Urban Decay is a Looney Tunes Urban Decay story.
01:13:05.500 Long Island woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend
01:13:08.500 and his hand is blown off trying to save himself.
01:13:12.060 Real Elmer Fudd, anthill, black smoke in the face,
01:13:16.500 except this guy lost his hand in some of his arm. 1.00
01:13:18.820 A deranged Long Island woman is facing up to 25 years behind bars 1.00
01:13:21.480 for tossing a homemade dynamite stick at her sleeping boyfriend
01:13:24.400 whose hand was blown off as he tried to get rid of the explosive.
01:13:27.500 Her name is Kiana Waddle, 35 years old, and she was found guilty.
01:13:31.340 Waddle had threatened to use dynamite against her then boyfriend
01:13:34.080 multiple times in the months leading up to the incident,
01:13:36.480 but he never expected his lover
01:13:38.080 to follow through on the threat, the DA said.
01:13:40.920 The pair both left the unidentified victim's apartment
01:13:43.780 after their March 22nd argument,
01:13:46.760 but he eventually returned and went to sleep,
01:13:48.960 according to authorities.
01:13:50.120 That's when Waddle threw the explosive device
01:13:51.980 into his room.
01:13:53.260 The boyfriend woke up a little while later
01:13:55.520 to a hissing sound and then saw a flame on the floor
01:13:59.100 that he couldn't put out as time ticked away,
01:14:02.220 police said.
01:14:02.760 He tried to pick it up and toss it outside, but the makeshift bomb exploded and blew apart most of his hand, police revealed.
01:14:08.520 That's sad.
01:14:09.220 He threw out the window, and it came in the other window, like in Looney Tunes.
01:14:12.260 Yeah, there was a fake wall that he was supposed to go under, and he pushes it down, and it comes out the other drawer. 0.99
01:14:19.020 It's real Looney Tunes shit, and then waking up to hearing the wick going off is true Looney Tunes shit. 0.99
01:14:25.760 Very Looney Tunes shit. 0.99
01:14:26.920 There's nothing to say other than the Urban Decay people are doing Looney Tunes bits now. 0.99
01:14:31.280 That's really it.
01:14:32.040 There's no deeper level to this story.
01:14:34.660 There's no lessons learned about the first time your girlfriend threatens you with dynamite.
01:14:38.840 You take it seriously.
01:14:39.860 It's not one of those cases.
01:14:41.560 That's true.
01:14:42.160 She did threaten him first.
01:14:43.360 It's just pure urban Looney Tunes dysfunction.
01:14:46.620 Very true.
01:14:47.560 Our next story, this guy captioned his video, Revenge for Slavery on the subway.
01:14:53.420 And this is copyright music.
01:14:55.180 He wrote on it, but this was in Chicago.
01:14:58.100 And he comes to check on what's happened on in another car.
01:15:00.940 and then people are just stomping out a white guy, 0.94
01:15:03.560 getting sucker punches in. 0.95
01:15:05.160 They're up on the roof.
01:15:08.760 And then-
01:15:09.820 He's on the ground, but he's not done yet.
01:15:11.700 You got to hit him 40 times while he's on the ground. 0.97
01:15:14.460 Head kick attempt. 1.00
01:15:16.240 White man just watches, avoids.
01:15:20.540 And yeah, the guys get stomping. 0.99
01:15:23.140 One of them's gay, wearing cutoff jeans. 1.00
01:15:25.720 And then at the very end, 1.00
01:15:27.100 we can't play because of the music,
01:15:29.520 But the guy goes, oh, this is for slavery.
01:15:31.440 And then the subway worker who's in uniform laughs.
01:15:35.040 Yeah.
01:15:35.960 So that's that.
01:15:36.960 And I was thinking if it's revenge for slavery, that must be why they kill each other so much.
01:15:42.760 Yeah.
01:15:43.140 You sold me. 0.99
01:15:44.160 But the blacks who sold the other blacks into slavery from Africa, that might be why they're killing each other so much. 0.94
01:15:49.620 That certainly does explain all the gun violence we've seen. 0.91
01:15:52.140 I mean, I haven't seen an explanation yet.
01:15:54.200 Yeah.
01:15:54.680 And then the subway worker laughs.
01:15:56.960 That's what really annoyed me.
01:15:58.680 Yeah. 0.96
01:15:58.860 because, oh, you're black, I'm black. 0.99
01:16:02.120 They're beating up a white guy. 0.99
01:16:03.960 We're on the same team. 0.98
01:16:05.460 Yeah, but if the white guy pulled out a gun 0.92
01:16:07.000 and was getting stomped out and went pop, pop, pop, 0.96
01:16:09.040 it would all be like, whoa, why'd you do that?
01:16:11.440 It went crazy.
01:16:12.640 But when they're kicking your head,
01:16:13.820 they don't, it's not calm down.
01:16:15.800 Yeah.
01:16:16.060 It's only calmed down when it gets turned, right?
01:16:17.760 And then that guy will be in a trial for his life
01:16:21.040 where maybe he'll be okay.
01:16:23.060 Yeah.
01:16:23.420 And it'll ruin his life in the meantime.
01:16:25.640 All right, our next clip is from Home Depot. 1.00
01:16:27.280 this woman cop is trying to wrestle 0.99
01:16:29.220 down a perpetrator, and she has trouble. 1.00
01:16:40.620 Makeshift 0.96
01:16:41.260 weapons.
01:16:57.280 Some men come in to actually break it up.
01:17:13.560 And here's where it gets interesting. 1.00
01:17:15.940 They basically pull the woman cop off. 0.64
01:17:20.400 They pull the woman cop off so they can deal with the guy. 1.00
01:17:27.280 She pulls the taser out now. 0.68
01:17:48.960 All right, we get it. 0.98
01:17:50.740 But yeah, the guy pulls the woman cop off so they can get the guy detained.
01:17:55.500 and obviously we know that police make the rules against the police officers where you have a gun
01:18:03.080 but it's got to be your last resort and like this woman now has to wrestle a guy with a metal pipe
01:18:09.000 and she's a small woman and she can't use her gun and it's actually more dangerous because there's 1.00
01:18:15.220 a gun in the vicinity anyone can have out in the open and she can't use it but there's a gun just 0.94
01:18:21.340 around and they're expecting her to detain this guy and bring him down who's way bigger.
01:18:26.660 So she knows she can't use it, but the guys who are brawling in front of the police at
01:18:31.040 Home Depot, do you think they have that same reservation if a gun is reachable?
01:18:34.840 Exactly.
01:18:35.420 I don't know.
01:18:35.980 And I just laugh at how much she wasn't even a deterrent at all.
01:18:40.280 She may be delayed what happened for about 30 seconds, but no one there respected her.
01:18:45.640 And then bystanders, men who have a sense of justice had to kind of break it up and
01:18:50.960 we're trying to do the right thing. Very true. So women cops, man. Now it's going to make the
01:18:55.380 joke that this woman cop is the secret service officer from Butler, Pennsylvania. She got 0.84
01:18:59.920 demoted and now she got demoted and now she works at the Home Depot as a cop. But I can't make that 0.52
01:19:05.080 joke because that secret service agent is still working in secret service and was at the White
01:19:09.800 House Correspondents Dinner, I believe. So I can't even make that joke because that woman's still 0.97
01:19:14.300 working sad all right our next clip is wendy's and how it is changing their storefronts because
01:19:21.220 we live in a low trust society brand new wendy's but here's the difference you cannot sit down
01:19:27.500 inside to eat your food you're going to order your food from this window right and then you're
01:19:34.360 going to walk around the building right and you're going to sit down and eat right there
01:19:40.520 Now, if you're doing DoorDash, you walk through these doors and you're going to pick up your food right there or what have you.
01:19:50.100 And they're going to have computer screens right there where you can order your food.
01:19:54.960 This is how they're doing it now in some locations with Wendy's and probably other restaurants where, you know, traditionally you would be able to go in and sit down and eat.
01:20:04.900 But now they're switching it up.
01:20:07.320 And I have a couple of picture examples of why they're switching it up.
01:20:12.080 First is when Wendy's put in that corny glass.
01:20:15.720 Yeah.
01:20:16.460 They were scared.
01:20:18.280 Wendy's got scared.
01:20:19.300 I think this is a pizza place, though. 0.97
01:20:20.700 They're racist. 0.90
01:20:21.600 Yeah.
01:20:21.960 And then you have situations like this, you know, where you place your order and someone got mad and busted the thing.
01:20:28.000 So they basically said, we'll just give you the slop through the window and you're not even going to come near us.
01:20:33.160 Yeah. And this is a reflection of how many migrants are here and how many repeat offenders are on the street. That's pretty much it. How many career criminals are on the street and how many illegal immigrants who don't know who have third world etiquette, right? Like I would say like, oh man, we're alienating the public. The public is worse than ever. The public is low trust, right? 0.99
01:20:54.640 Yeah.
01:20:54.960 Especially at a Wendy's like this in a probably not a good neighborhood. 0.94
01:20:58.020 You go to a Wendy's in a nice whiter area.
01:21:01.500 It's still probably the same Wendy's, right? 0.85
01:21:03.440 But they can't keep, this is what serving the public looks like now. 0.98
01:21:07.940 It's, yeah, you're animals.
01:21:10.080 There's a box.
01:21:10.880 You got to talk through a thing. 0.99
01:21:12.140 You can't fucking look at me. 0.99
01:21:13.580 All our kitchen guys are through this thick cinder block wall. 0.99
01:21:17.200 Don't touch them.
01:21:18.040 And you eat outside regardless of what season it is.
01:21:20.760 Exactly. 0.98
01:21:21.420 Winter, get the fuck out, right? 0.99
01:21:23.000 Eat your slop outside. 0.99
01:21:24.040 And Wendy's is a Midwest chain for the most part, right? 0.91
01:21:26.980 And what you said is very true.
01:21:28.420 Like serving the public, what does the public look like?
01:21:31.260 The number of desperate people are at an all-time high.
01:21:34.120 Yeah.
01:21:34.400 The number of repeat offenders are at an all-time high.
01:21:38.100 Why would Wendy's make a poor business decision and say, oh, everyone come on in?
01:21:42.900 Yeah.
01:21:43.120 I don't fault Wendy's.
01:21:44.080 This is Wendy's reacting to how the world is now.
01:21:46.420 And they just kind of figured it out that, hey, we're really just an Uber Eats or DoorDash
01:21:51.420 machine with people who want to hang out all day and kind of like yell and make stuff uncomfortable
01:21:57.780 for our patrons. So we're just going to create, this is like the restaurant version of hostile
01:22:03.500 architecture. You get in, you get out, you can get some slop at the door if you want,
01:22:07.740 but you got to eat it over there. It's, it's hostile architecture because the public is worse
01:22:12.260 than it's ever been. Right. Very true. All right. For our next clip, we're talking about bodega
01:22:16.560 workers and bodega workers are obviously people who face the public and deal with crime and
01:22:21.260 violence a lot. And listen to what this guy says. By now, Abdul Saleh is shot, but still alive. In
01:22:29.540 this exclusive video obtained by Eyewitness News, you see Abdul's brother desperately trying to get
01:22:35.480 the suspected gunman off Abdul. It all went down here in the East Village Saturday evening.
01:22:41.480 What I heard was a pop, pop, pop. What I saw was my friend dying on the corner.
01:22:47.600 In front of Abdul's family-owned business, Sal's Deli, at Avenue B and 13th Street.
01:22:53.160 It's where I met him nearly one year to the day.
01:22:55.980 As the city was looking to add more panic buttons and bodegas, this spot didn't have one.
01:23:01.660 Always something happening. Nobody really cared.
01:23:03.760 At the time, Abdul told me he was worried about violence in delis that he'd seen on social media.
01:23:09.560 Yeah. People got shot, killed. Sometimes you got robbed and the police never responds quick.
01:23:16.560 They always come like three. So there you go. So the guy a year ago interviewed saying that
01:23:21.460 it's violent, it's dangerous. He's worried he's going to get shot or killed. He's kind of getting
01:23:25.660 robbed all the time. And then he was shot and killed a year later. The prophecy was foretold.
01:23:30.720 And that's something I think we had discussed on the show previously. Mayor Adams was talking
01:23:35.400 about bodegas having panic buttons and they rolled it out to a small number of bodegas,
01:23:40.660 but this guy wanted it for a quicker police response. And I think they've grown. I think
01:23:46.160 there might be close to 50 bodegas and across all the boroughs with the panic buttons. But another
01:23:52.500 thing I was looking at when looking into this, because the guy knew, the guy knew what the
01:23:56.580 problems were and he knew he wasn't protected, but it's also really hard to get a gun in New York
01:24:00.960 city to defend yourself with at work like that. There's like a permitting process, a background
01:24:06.460 check, good character, all these things that references that you need months long application
01:24:12.000 process. That's like kind of a black box. You don't know if you'll get approved. So you got
01:24:16.480 guns that you can't get panic buttons that haven't been rolled out. And then what do you get when the
01:24:21.120 public is worse than ever? You get a dead bodega owner. And then they also have rules of like,
01:24:26.500 you can't have more than a five round magazine, like all this stupid stuff. If you want to apply 0.99
01:24:31.180 for concealed carry, it's basically impossible. Everything takes months and months. And it's like
01:24:36.640 a bodega worker wanting a gun. That doesn't, that sounds like self-defense because I have a shop
01:24:43.000 that's dangerous. It's not like you're going to give the bodega worker a gun and then that gun's
01:24:47.680 going to be used to rob someone else. That's purely a self-defense scenario. Totally.
01:24:53.660 Our next example is an L.A. store owner, and he is prepared for these types. 1.00
01:25:01.240 Get out of here, motherfucker. 1.00
01:25:02.520 Get out. 1.00
01:25:03.680 You don't know, motherfucker. 1.00
01:25:05.500 You don't know. 1.00
01:25:06.160 I don't have a idea. 1.00
01:25:07.040 Son of a bitch, motherfucker. 1.00
01:25:08.740 Say it again. 1.00
01:25:14.700 Hey.
01:25:15.940 What's wrong?
01:25:16.440 Put the bag.
01:25:17.220 This is mine.
01:25:18.100 I know that's yours.
01:25:19.040 Come here.
01:25:19.540 What's the problem?
01:25:20.520 What's the problem?
01:25:21.200 Come here.
01:25:22.060 Come on. 0.98
01:25:22.960 Come on. 1.00
01:25:24.080 They don't know he's a motherfucker. 1.00
01:25:25.140 Okay, come on. 1.00
01:25:26.700 Come here.
01:25:28.640 No, come on.
01:25:30.300 I know.
01:25:30.820 Come here.
01:25:31.780 What's wrong, sir?
01:25:32.840 What's wrong?
01:25:33.720 I don't know.
01:25:34.200 What is wrong?
01:25:35.620 Get out.
01:25:37.000 So he kicks the guy out.
01:25:38.120 I said, get out.
01:25:38.900 One more time. 1.00
01:25:39.520 This guy's probably caused problems before in the past, but Korean. 1.00
01:25:46.740 Full fit. 1.00
01:25:47.340 Yeah.
01:25:47.820 Full military fatigues.
01:25:49.580 Looks like the handle of some kind of weapon.
01:25:51.680 Dual pepper sprays.
01:25:52.960 Multiple like Leathermans or tools, a knife on his belt, a whistle.
01:25:57.760 Whistle is underrated.
01:25:58.980 That just annoys people.
01:26:00.280 And he's got like a weightlifter's belt on or something to keep his back upright.
01:26:03.480 This guy goes into war every day.
01:26:05.840 He doesn't go to work.
01:26:06.860 And I wonder what made him hate people of color so much.
01:26:10.240 Yeah.
01:26:10.640 He came in here 1971 dressed like this.
01:26:13.960 Just started doing it. 1.00
01:26:15.340 He was militant as fuck. 1.00
01:26:16.520 No, obviously the people tested him, stole from him, did as much as they could. 1.00
01:26:21.600 And this is a response.
01:26:23.180 This is a response to the public going like this with repeat offenders, 1.00
01:26:27.320 migrants, thieves, right? 1.00
01:26:28.920 Very true. 1.00
01:26:29.660 So that, that's a pretty good section.
01:26:31.600 Yeah.
01:26:31.900 That's like the public is worse than ever. 0.98
01:26:34.820 Like, and then also, you know how sometimes boomers or, uh,
01:26:38.860 elders give bad advice, like just go knock on his door,
01:26:41.800 go shake his hand, give me a resume in person. 1.00
01:26:44.460 The, the, like, I wouldn't, if I had a daughter, 0.54
01:26:47.620 I would not be telling her to go work retail or go work public facing stuff 0.99
01:26:51.360 these days i'd say find a job be go be the golf cart girl except even that's a little uh little 0.99
01:26:57.680 you know you know how they get the old men but um yeah it's not a job in the basement it's not
01:27:04.840 yeah hide away hide it's not the time to be interacting with the public right well unless
01:27:09.680 you live in a homogenous state and city with nice other kids right exactly and that's actually that
01:27:15.100 it's actually something that goes for pretty much every job. Like when we talk about teenagers
01:27:21.780 getting removed and replaced with migrants, like no teenager wants to work a job where there's the 0.99
01:27:28.060 40-year-old pizza delivery guy, there's two migrants, and then she's the white teenager, 0.98
01:27:32.640 right? You want to work with people who are all kind of like you, same level, doing the same 0.69
01:27:36.560 thing. Like a bunch of kids working at the ice cream shop or Chick-fil-A. Yeah, exactly. Very
01:27:41.620 Very true. All right. Our last piece of urban decay is kind of where urban decay meets uplifting
01:27:46.320 gold is an uplifting story. There is going to be a crackdown on fraudulent SBA loans that were
01:27:52.680 given out during COVID. Yeah. Today, this is from Kelly Loeffler. She said today the SBA referred
01:27:57.620 562,000 borrowers to US Treasury for a collection on $22.2 billion in potentially fraudulent
01:28:06.220 pandemic-era loans, marking the largest debt referral in SBA history. The action ends a
01:28:12.660 years-long de facto amnesty scheme by the Biden SBA, which refused to refer the portfolio to
01:28:19.260 either Treasury or DOJ, even though the loans were both delinquent and internally flagged for
01:28:25.380 suspected fraud. Under the protection of the Biden admin, none of the borrowers were compelled
01:28:32.240 to repay their debts, and fewer than 1,000 faced any inquiry from law enforcement until today.
01:28:38.240 This is a historic referral, blah, blah, blah. At the SBA, we will continue working to claw back
01:28:43.640 every dollar of PPP and COVID EIDL funding owed to American taxpayers.
01:28:51.140 That's good.
01:28:52.300 So, guys, we covered it as it happened. And this is $22 billion-ish, $562,000. That average loan
01:29:01.060 amount is around 40K. And so this is, you know, some could be bigger than others, but remember
01:29:07.940 all the PPP stuff we showed you, the LLC is getting loans that were completely forgiven
01:29:12.720 that are a hundred percent fraudulent. Uh, here's one free money, LLC, money, rain, entertainment,
01:29:18.900 self-employed, uh, new Wakanda, LLC, rich Kang's entertainment. We've already shown you guys all
01:29:24.760 this. I just wanted to, to refresh your memory who got the streets management. That was a $20,000
01:29:30.200 loan for a, for a one person job. That's been less than two years. Um, these guys did PPP scams.
01:29:37.920 Like it was their job, the black community, Atlanta, places like that, Miami. And we've 0.80
01:29:44.060 read these tweets too. Black people got PPP loans last year and most went to Miami three times,
01:29:48.820 got chains, had seafood boils, went to Denver to get high LMFAO, but I'm supposed to believe 0.87
01:29:54.580 reparations are what's going to save us. LOL. Give me a break. This girl said, y'all call it
01:29:59.520 PPP loan fraud. I call it reparations. Y'all call them scammers. I call them freedom fighters.
01:30:04.700 So it's about time, right? This, the whole de facto Biden era thing where, yeah, we're just
01:30:11.540 letting it go. Whoever got it, got it. It's like, no, this was a crime. And imagine getting your
01:30:16.380 wages garnished for a 2021 Hellcat you don't even have anymore. Or that's just like completely
01:30:22.480 fucked up. It doesn't even drive. You didn't, you didn't change the oil. You didn't maintain it. Or 0.99
01:30:26.420 The hubcaps got taken off.
01:30:27.980 The rims got stolen.
01:30:29.680 So justice moves slowly. 0.99
01:30:31.820 But again, this is so funny because instead of digging in and moving forward on a new policy we want, we're cleaning up past shit. 0.99
01:30:39.020 Yeah. 0.99
01:30:39.240 Right?
01:30:39.560 Which it has to be cleaned up.
01:30:40.940 I'm totally for it. 1.00
01:30:41.700 Kelly Loeffler, good job.
01:30:42.800 But yeah, it's like you can't move forward unless you clean up what's in the past.
01:30:47.980 And a lot of these people were just bold-faced scammers, right?
01:30:51.840 Yeah, very true.
01:30:53.200 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.
01:30:54.520 Don't get too down or too depressed.
01:30:56.200 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold, and we have uplifting stuff today.
01:30:59.400 Our first story is from Tennessee.
01:31:02.100 Tennessee officials have officially passed a bill allowing the use of deadly force to protect your property.
01:31:07.860 So now maybe criminals think twice.
01:31:10.340 Yeah, that's the type of stuff. 1.00
01:31:11.440 Before stealing your shit. 1.00
01:31:12.340 Yeah, that's the type of stuff that a Tennessee legislature sees after that guy, 1.00
01:31:16.060 the one story where the guy chased the kids into his garage, and now he's getting charged with murder.
01:31:21.280 Tennessee goes, not here, not here.
01:31:23.680 They were on your property.
01:31:25.100 Yeah, there's your property, and you're right to defend your property.
01:31:28.460 All right, our next clip is something that's very inspiring.
01:31:32.860 This is a blind skateboarder who doesn't let his disability limit his potential.
01:31:39.220 Here he goes dropping in.
01:31:40.960 Obviously, he has to keep track of where he's going.
01:31:45.600 Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:31:49.520 Okay.
01:31:50.100 I didn't realize it ended like that.
01:31:52.040 Okay.
01:31:52.900 Uplifting gold, though, still.
01:31:54.040 He tried.
01:31:55.100 Yeah, he tried, and he doesn't let stuff stop him.
01:31:59.520 Yeah, lesson in there somewhere.
01:32:01.280 You figure it out.
01:32:02.380 You guys know the lesson.
01:32:04.140 Okay, our next clip is the genetics of a pointer coming through early.
01:32:11.360 He's on point.
01:32:16.180 Good boy.
01:32:19.740 He's logged in on it.
01:32:20.980 Look at him.
01:32:21.420 Look at him.
01:32:22.160 Isn't that cool?
01:32:22.800 Yeah.
01:32:23.480 It's because of his genetics.
01:32:25.100 Yeah.
01:32:25.700 He remembers.
01:32:26.860 Blood memory.
01:32:27.900 Yeah, his ancestors.
01:32:29.980 That's good.
01:32:31.420 You like pointers.
01:32:32.780 No, I like it, but what am I going to say?
01:32:34.360 Yeah, he's got genetics.
01:32:35.840 He's pointing.
01:32:36.480 It's uplifting.
01:32:37.900 Yeah.
01:32:39.240 Anything else you want me to say? 0.97
01:32:40.680 Why don't you stick your hand on my back and puppet me?
01:32:42.580 You could extrapolate, and it's like, well, if the dog has genetics that he remembers, 0.94
01:32:47.940 people probably do too, and then when you come from shitty bad places, you bring it here.
01:32:53.100 Believe me, I know.
01:32:55.100 I'm trying to keep the YouTube a little bit alive.
01:32:57.100 Okay, good.
01:32:57.860 All right?
01:32:58.900 All right, next, this guy gets hit in the head with a pitch and doesn't go bad.
01:33:06.600 Oh!
01:33:10.280 Can't hurt the bobcat!
01:33:12.660 He's a Henry of the bobcat!
01:33:20.060 Can't hurt the bobcat! 1.00
01:33:22.340 Good shit. 1.00
01:33:22.780 Isn't that cool? 1.00
01:33:23.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:24.400 That's great.
01:33:25.100 That's masculinity, you know?
01:33:27.720 Yep.
01:33:28.240 And our last clip is the Pure Americana clip of the week.
01:33:32.360 This is a couple or a family who get spam calls
01:33:36.480 and then created like an app or a procedure for the spam calls
01:33:40.460 to get them on endless loops and waste their time.
01:33:43.780 So I get all these spam calls on this phone number all the time, right?
01:33:49.200 Yeah, a bunch of them, right?
01:33:50.460 So what I've done is I've created a script in JitBit.
01:33:56.080 What this is going to do is it's going to call them back, right?
01:34:00.940 It's going to wait for them to answer.
01:34:03.680 It's going to interact with the prompts automatically.
01:34:07.220 And when they answer, it's going to play Rick Astley, never going to give you up.
01:34:20.460 copyright music in the pure americana clip of the week yeah so we couldn't play that part
01:34:27.780 but they call back the scammers and then they waste their time with the music the rickroll music
01:34:33.500 good good that's americana and that's like a smart guy who knows how to use computer
01:34:37.520 knows computer and uh yeah it's a little spam call reversal okay lovely couldn't play the music
01:34:45.260 But that's funny.
01:34:46.900 That is funny.
01:34:47.480 All right, we have some shout outs.
01:34:49.200 Happy birthday to Garrett on April 27th.
01:34:52.340 He turns 34.
01:34:53.860 Happy birthday, Garrett.
01:34:54.940 Happy birthday, Garrett.
01:34:55.880 Garrett, Garrett rhymes with ferret.
01:34:57.760 Yeah.
01:34:58.640 You knew that?
01:34:59.880 I remember that from my childhood for some reason.
01:35:02.080 I don't know.
01:35:02.600 Happy birthday to Steve McDonald.
01:35:04.120 It was last week, and he's the one who sent us the stickers to the P.O. Box.
01:35:08.420 Thank you, Steve McDonald.
01:35:09.660 Excellent job.
01:35:10.540 Excellent job.
01:35:11.380 and I use those stickers
01:35:12.560 and I give them out to show watchers
01:35:14.200 whenever I meet them.
01:35:15.220 I give them out to family and friends
01:35:16.920 and I don't make them myself.
01:35:19.220 So the only stickers I have to give
01:35:21.160 are from you.
01:35:22.360 Yeah.
01:35:22.620 So I literally, I owe you
01:35:24.340 because that's more
01:35:25.320 that I can't give away on my own.
01:35:27.060 Okay.
01:35:27.520 Happy birthday to Jessica C.
01:35:29.140 on April 29th.
01:35:30.900 She made the mistake of marrying Corey,
01:35:33.480 unfortunately.
01:35:34.880 But Corey gets in trouble
01:35:36.780 if he watches the show without her
01:35:38.440 on Tuesdays and Fridays.
01:35:39.520 So they have a nice little thing
01:35:40.900 and Jessica is about to graduate school
01:35:43.620 with a master's in psychology. 0.56
01:35:45.480 Nice to not have a liberal out there.
01:35:47.740 Hopefully you talk to people
01:35:49.260 about personal responsibility
01:35:50.380 and just lock in.
01:35:52.320 I think she's getting into education.
01:35:53.940 She's going to be like a principal of a school
01:35:55.380 or a school psychologist or something.
01:35:56.920 So that's good to have some show watchers
01:35:58.440 teaching the children.
01:35:59.400 Happy birthday.
01:36:00.280 And then we have a congrats to Alex
01:36:02.520 who just got married over the weekend
01:36:04.300 in Canada, I believe.
01:36:05.940 Here's a picture of him
01:36:06.980 with his lovely wife holding up the show.
01:36:10.260 That's the intro from last episode.
01:36:13.060 And they just got married, and they're watching the show immediately after.
01:36:17.600 Congratulations.
01:36:18.420 Do you know where in Canada that is?
01:36:19.960 No.
01:36:20.740 Can you guess?
01:36:22.380 Toronto.
01:36:23.820 Look at the giant mountains in the back.
01:36:26.380 Use any context clues?
01:36:27.700 West.
01:36:28.480 Yeah.
01:36:29.740 It's at least Banff, maybe?
01:36:31.540 Alberta?
01:36:32.100 That area, right?
01:36:33.300 Is that how it works?
01:36:34.220 I thought you knew.
01:36:35.460 I thought you were teaching me a lesson.
01:36:37.920 I was setting you up.
01:36:38.860 Well, it's the Rockies.
01:36:39.920 I was setting you up to not know there were mountains. 1.00
01:36:43.420 The Rockies is in America, retard. 1.00
01:36:45.420 And it goes north. 0.99
01:36:46.700 And it stops at the border.
01:36:48.660 All right, well, that's the end of the episode.
01:36:50.460 Thank you guys for watching all the way through.
01:36:52.760 If you want 30 minutes more,
01:36:54.480 we are doing a Bonusland episode
01:36:56.320 that comes out tomorrow at 11 a.m.
01:36:58.540 You guys are going to love it.
01:36:59.620 We have a lot of good clips.
01:37:00.700 You saw what we were talking about during the show today
01:37:02.980 that didn't make it in.
01:37:04.220 So you know we got good stuff to talk about
01:37:05.980 tomorrow in Bonusland.
01:37:07.140 thank you for watching all the way through. We'll see you on Friday.
01:37:37.140 We're heading to the bathroom, you know we gotta go
01:37:46.000 Cause Flick is in red, but I just uploaded the show
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01:41:04.200 We're watching old episodes
01:41:11.040 Yeah, watching old episodes
01:41:15.540 We're still kicking over stacked rocks
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01:41:44.200 Words are just words until action actually starts
01:41:50.280 And actions speak louder than words
01:41:55.540 But at the same time words speak louder than actions 1.00
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01:42:08.000 You don't know? 1.00
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