Fleccas Talks Podcast - IN THE THROES OF TWINK MANIA

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Flack of Stocks, the podcast episode 70. Today on the show,

00:00:04.940 a mom thinks her 18-month-old son is able to pick his own gender. We'll show you what 18-month-olds

00:00:10.080 are really up to. Then the Biden luggage twink saga has reached all new lows. You won't believe

00:00:15.700 what this guy got caught doing this time. Then no trespassing signs are actually derived from

00:00:21.200 slavery in this week's urban decay. And stay till the very end to find the best place to meet a girl.

00:00:27.000 All this and more. It's Flack of Stocks, the podcast episode 70, ranked the best new podcast

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00:00:39.100 than words. But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the

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00:01:52.800 of things to get to. First things first, going to lose the sling. It was a bit. I just wanted you guys

00:01:58.840 to come watch and see what happened to Fleck us. Had he hurt himself? What happened? Nothing. I don't

00:02:03.820 get hurt like that. He bought a $9 sling off Amazon. Yeah. It's for the clicks, baby. We need the views.

00:02:08.500 We need the views. The algorithm's not helping us. Well, we got smoked last week, right? I mean. Yeah,

00:02:12.120 we got smoked last week because we had some copyrighted NFL footage in there. That did not help the

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00:02:21.320 variance there can be. A lot of variance. Like on a podcast that's weekly that kind of generally has

00:02:25.880 the same audience, the variance is a little disrespectful from the algorithm if you make

00:02:30.040 a tiny little slip up. Exactly. So we're on our best behavior, making sure YouTube and us are on

00:02:35.920 good terms. All right. Heart attacks and blood clots this week. As always, we're covering what causes

00:02:41.780 heart attacks and blood clots and strokes. This week, it's a decline in COVID vaccinations. What's the

00:02:47.560 headline say? Yeah. It says CBS News medical contributor claims decline in vaccination and

00:02:51.860 mask use against COVID causes heart attacks in young adults. Interesting. So not getting the

00:02:57.000 COVID vaccine is making the people who got it stressed and then they're having heart attacks

00:03:01.940 and blood clots from that. Yeah. We've come full circle now. I mean, the gaslighting is reaching

00:03:06.380 insane levels and I don't even know what to say about it. Yeah. That's just another one added to the

00:03:11.480 list. We're keeping track. Um, all those who decided to not get the vaccine, you're making

00:03:17.240 the people who got the vaccine have heart attacks. So time to rethink. Shame on you. Um, this episode

00:03:23.020 is also brought to you by Pfizer. Um, all right, moving on. We have, uh, some quick Richard

00:03:27.860 Rappaway doppelgangers this week. We have Elon Musk's friend from that picture. Yep. Looks exactly

00:03:33.720 like Richard. Standard. And then also the, uh, the double Z breasted woodshop teacher. Yeah. Big

00:03:40.860 titty woodshop teacher, um, got caught outside of his home and, uh, he was looking relaxed,

00:03:46.840 looking like, uh, he let his hair down. Yeah. Um, but I, I, I said this on Twitter the other

00:03:52.180 week, uh, shout out to Tim Dillon. He's taken the brunt of the, uh, lookalike allegations.

00:03:57.040 So I'm pretty clean on that one. Yeah. Um, and I actually have some, that's our doppelgangers

00:04:02.540 for the week. No, no, no, no. I actually have some, I came prepared this week. Well, I don't

00:04:06.520 know if we have enough time to get to them. Well, I tricked you and one of the uplifting gold

00:04:10.040 videos was fake. So we do have enough time. We have an extra 30 seconds. So here we go.

00:04:14.940 First off, you're the mayor of East Palestine, Ohio. Look at you go. Oh man. Look at those

00:04:22.940 shoes. Look at the, that's a quadruple E. That's a unit right there. That's what me at

00:04:27.720 four 50 looks like. That's Plekis at four 50. Yep. Um, also I saw a movie star Plekis

00:04:33.780 right here. It looks like you got a nice little green camo jacket, nice little beard trim up.

00:04:38.600 Yep. Okay. That's for you. Uh, also you went to the gymnastics. You went to the, the trampoline

00:04:44.580 factory. Very athletic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Could be rings true. So that was good.

00:04:50.540 That was you. Um, but then your note or your week kind of ended on a sour note when, uh,

00:04:55.260 as we know, Plekis works for Domino's, he got fired from his job because the boss caught

00:04:59.540 him eating the deliveries. I don't remember. You got caught, buddy. Is that me right there

00:05:05.160 in the back? Yeah. That's you in the back in the red. And I got caught eating deliveries.

00:05:08.360 Yeah. You're eating the wings. Stuff wasn't getting delivered, you know? Well, who's really

00:05:12.480 counting the wings anyway? Well, yeah. So there you go. There's your doppelganger section.

00:05:17.260 I think I, uh, I was ruthless enough, you know, a lot of heavy bodies moving around. So, uh,

00:05:22.080 there you go. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm glad you had a rebuttal. Finally took you 20 weeks.

00:05:29.000 Um, all right. Speaking of, uh, East Palestine and the mayor who allegedly looks like me, I don't

00:05:34.960 fully see it. Uh, it's kind of made me realize that the environment isn't doing too good. And I know it's

00:05:41.260 not really a right wing thing to be like conservationist, but it is. No, it is environmentalist

00:05:47.060 versus conservationist, right? Yeah. Conservationist is like Hunter Fisher, you know? Exactly.

00:05:51.560 So guys, I am calling on all Fleckus listeners to kind of do your part to improve the environment.

00:05:58.120 It takes a village. This is a big problem we have. So if you're a fan of the show and you're

00:06:02.220 watching the show, let's all put our minds together and our efforts together to make some

00:06:06.360 positive change. Uh, so I'm going to list a few things that we're no longer going to do as

00:06:10.640 Fleckus talks listeners. Number one, we're no longer going to throw our fast food trash out on the

00:06:15.280 highway when we're driving. Can't do that. Number two, when we go to the beach, we're not going to

00:06:20.480 bury our trash in the sand anymore and just leave it there. Number three, no more doing

00:06:25.400 mini bike oil changes and dumping the oil by the train tracks. That is not good for the environment.

00:06:30.300 And last but not least guys, recycle the piss bottles. You can't just keep putting them in a

00:06:37.140 bag and throwing them all away. Recycle your piss bottles, please.

00:06:40.180 You got to dump the piss, dump the piss, put it in a separate bag. It's recyclable. Let's do our

00:06:45.620 part. No more messing up the environment because it actually is going to cause some problems down

00:06:50.220 the road. And if you want a nice future to hand down to your children and your children's children,

00:06:54.560 we got to start with those four things.

00:06:58.080 All right. We're in the show. We're into housekeeping. We have two very important pages of housekeeping.

00:07:04.060 Mardi Gras just happened. Everyone's messaging us. How was Mardi Gras? How was it? I didn't go.

00:07:08.840 Oh, yeah. You missed it. I went. I had some experiences. It was pretty funny.

00:07:14.160 Yeah. I didn't go. I can't get myself to go to stuff like that. Everyone's blacked out in like

00:07:18.780 costumes in the street. Meanwhile, everyone steals all the money in the country from us constantly.

00:07:24.540 So I can't like put myself in a mindset to go have like a month long party.

00:07:29.000 Yeah. It's very interesting. You always say that though. Like, you know, what are we celebrating?

00:07:33.120 What are we celebrating? And it's like, what are you celebrating?

00:07:35.600 Oh, yeah, exactly. I'll celebrate when the world is fixed.

00:07:38.140 Okay. But I feel like that's antagonistic or against the advice you gave where it's like,

00:07:44.020 fix what you can, celebrate what you can, you know, enjoy your community. So you need to work on

00:07:49.180 what your celebration is, I think. Because I had fun. I went and saw a friend from Chicago.

00:07:54.200 Shout out to Murray.

00:07:54.920 You had a good experience. Yeah. You followed around like an Irish band that played all over

00:07:59.780 the quarter. Yeah. That was fun. You drank some beers.

00:08:02.140 Exactly. The bagpipers, they were wearing the kilts. They caused a scene. They're a great group.

00:08:05.900 Um, and it was really fun. Like you can go up to any restaurant, any bar and be like, Hey,

00:08:10.940 can we come in here and play? And they just go, yeah. That's cool. So that was fun. Um,

00:08:16.360 yeah, I did not go to Mardi Gras. I missed it. Um, but I did go to Florida. I had fun. Uh,

00:08:22.320 there was, uh, I noticed on the flight, we talked about this in the show earlier.

00:08:25.540 No one helps women with the overhead, uh, luggage anymore. Really? And it's,

00:08:30.580 because I always do. I always say, can I get that for you? I try to, but I've been getting

00:08:34.660 window seats lately. So I'm kind of like stuck in the window seat and I can't get out and help.

00:08:38.860 And I'm watching no one else help. And then it hurts my soul. And I'm trying to delegate from

00:08:42.620 the window seat, but yeah. You, you, you, I'm in the window seat. Go. Um, so I have to like move my

00:08:49.180 seat to an aisle seat or something. Uh, but more importantly, I had this idea while I was on the

00:08:53.520 airplane, imagine you're on an airplane and the pilots go down. Right. Yeah. And then a passenger

00:08:59.020 needs to land the plane. Right. Yep. That would be tough to do. Right. Of course. Imagine you had

00:09:03.740 AI like augmented reality glasses. So it's like for emergency, you're like a regular passenger,

00:09:09.600 you're in the pilot seat. All right, put these augmented reality glasses on. And then it starts

00:09:13.620 showing you all the buttons you need to press. So when ground controls like, all right, like take your

00:09:18.000 altitude meter down altimeter, it goes, boop, there's your altimeter. And then like down,

00:09:23.420 down, down, down, down, down. All right. Thrust on whatever. Boop thrust. Like it tells you what

00:09:28.480 to do. Like, and it almost highlights it. And it shows you on the thing, whenever they tell you what

00:09:32.320 to do or command, it shows you what button to press. Smart. That's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. So if

00:09:37.980 anyone wants to turn that idea into reality, uh, contact me, it's copywritten. Um, all right,

00:09:44.260 let's keep going. Another thing I realized on my Florida trip, don't be afraid to do a 180 walking

00:09:49.880 down the street. If you're going the wrong way, some people would feel like stupid or embarrassed

00:09:54.360 to do a stop and a full turnaround. I got to make three rights. I got to go around the block,

00:09:58.440 make three rights. Yeah. Like people think like that. And that's not how you should think at all.

00:10:02.460 The best way would be as soon as you are realizing you're going in the wrong direction, stop entirely,

00:10:07.780 do a 180 and go the right way. And if you look closely, everyone around you is like an idiot.

00:10:12.840 If you look closely, that's yeah. So it's like, Oh, you're scared of looking stupid in front of

00:10:16.280 these morons. Instead, just go where you need to go. Yes. Podcast listeners, Fluckus Talks podcast

00:10:21.680 listeners will probably see you do a 180 and be like, Oh, that guy was going the wrong way.

00:10:25.300 Maybe make fun of you a little bit, but everyone else, you know, it's not as shameful as you think.

00:10:31.380 It's not as bad as you think. Yeah. It's better to do the 180 and switch as opposed to doing three

00:10:36.320 rights and walking around and living for someone else. I agree. All right. That was good. I'm glad we all

00:10:41.680 agree. Um, we have some things to get to, uh, next I was talking to some people about movies

00:10:47.120 and like good movie scenes, intense movie scenes, great movie scenes. Uh, Richard Ratboy. Yeah. This

00:10:52.920 is not planned. What is the best scene from any movie ever? Think about it for a second. Dang.

00:11:00.780 Put me on the spot. The best scene from any movie ever. And then say it on the count of three. Are you

00:11:06.260 ready? Okay. Do you have one? Yes. Okay. One, two, three. The Jessica Biel changing scene from

00:11:14.640 now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Okay. Yeah. Same page. Yeah. Everyone knows that. That's the

00:11:20.740 best scene of all time in cinematic history. That's the best scene of any movie is when Jessica

00:11:24.820 Biel and Adam Sandler come in from the rain and she gets changed and he's pretending to be gay and

00:11:29.560 she's right there in her underwear. Yeah. That's the best scene from any movie ever. Yeah. Beats the

00:11:33.580 dark night. It beats a good fellows. It beats pretty much anything. I didn't watch the Godfather.

00:11:39.340 You should watch it. That's bad. Yeah. Whatever. So I'm glad we agree. That was actually not planned.

00:11:44.140 Um, and so obviously we watched Chuck and Larry. Yeah. It was not planned, but we watched Chuck and

00:11:48.880 Larry. Um, and Dan Aykroyd, the chief of the fire department, they're all firefighters. They pretend to

00:11:56.080 be gay so they could get life insurance or whatever. The chief, like at the end, there's this big scene

00:12:00.280 where he throws his career away basically to live up to this lie. Yeah. And it's like,

00:12:04.200 all right, you blew it. Yeah. You don't have pension. You have a pension grandkids, 30 years

00:12:09.140 on the job and you're throwing it away for Chuck and Larry pulling fraud, doing literal fraud. And

00:12:13.700 then everyone's like, yeah, I'm going to go down to with them. We're all doing fraud. And they're

00:12:17.780 like, okay, everyone's in jail. It wasn't even like a feel good thing. Exactly. All right. Next.

00:12:23.360 We're still in housekeeping. It's a very important housekeeping. We have a page left. Um, Louie

00:12:29.120 lunch burger. Someone was telling us about like the best burger ever. It's the oldest

00:12:33.980 burger place in the country. And then it's called Louie's lunch burger. Right. And I

00:12:38.640 looked it up and this is what they're up to. Louie's lunch. Louie's lunch in New Haven,

00:12:43.800 Connecticut. They claim they invented the hamburger and they've been doing it for the same

00:12:49.160 way since like, I guess the 1800s. I don't know the exact date, but check this out.

00:12:52.720 A bunch of fat meat patties into a big metal thing.

00:13:00.260 Seasons it up a little bit into the fire. Close the door. Right. And then check them out.

00:13:05.160 They look like the sear isn't even good. They're putting it on sandwich bread, meatball on bread.

00:13:13.280 And they say, Oh, this is the best burger ever. I hate stuff like that. That looks like a burger.

00:13:18.000 If you made a burger, you know how to make a burger good. Yeah. That looks like shit. Like a

00:13:22.060 little kid making a burger and they put a big ball of ground beef together and they don't even really

00:13:26.000 season it at all. Cheese, ground beef and on sandwich bread. And this is the best burger

00:13:29.880 and everyone has to pretend. No, the burger obviously evolved over time. And I think that

00:13:35.800 was a good thing. And I think certain things we should leave in the past, like, you know,

00:13:40.220 some of the bad things that, so I'm not happy. I don't like eating burgers like that. Um,

00:13:46.360 the bread, it's a bread meatball with cheese. Yeah. It's like a poverty hamburger. It's like

00:13:50.160 with the just regular pieces of bread. We have to pretend it's the best cause it's so basic and

00:13:54.460 classic. Yeah. Nah, I don't, I don't live like that. All right. Fair. All right. Next piece of

00:13:58.740 housekeeping. This is actually my favorite clip, uh, from housekeeping, the gay boat cruise. I saw this

00:14:04.160 video come across my timeline. Uh, I, I know gay people have certain parties. I've been to parties

00:14:09.540 where it's a gay party and then you think like, Oh, I'll go and there'll be some chicks there. I'll be the

00:14:13.340 only straight guy. And there's no chicks. It's just all gay guys. And you leave right away. Um,

00:14:18.520 this gay boat cruise is something I've never seen before.

00:14:26.520 Wow. Look at that.

00:14:30.660 Pup play heels lifting. Just gay guys for miles.

00:14:36.760 What was that? Hold on. What was the way? What was that? Hold on. Let's go back here.

00:14:41.240 That looks like something you put up your butt, squirt water with in the shower, in the

00:14:47.940 shower. So that's like what bottoms used to not be a messy bottom. Yeah. Uh, I think

00:14:53.180 it's just a douche. It's an anal douche. Is that what it's called? You clean out your

00:14:56.280 butt with it or an M and a, uh, yeah. M and a, so, um, so are gay guys just shitting in

00:15:03.640 the shower on this cruise ship? Yeah. Does shit come out of their butt in the shower,

00:15:08.780 in the shower on the cruise ship? Yes. 100%. Yes. And are they communicating that to the

00:15:13.200 staff of the cruise ship? I think, is there a deep cleaning after they shit in the shower

00:15:18.420 on the cruise ship? There's a deep cleaning for sure. And I, I'm assuming if you're part

00:15:22.620 of like the, uh, the housekeeping cleaning crew, when it's a gay boat trip, it's probably like

00:15:27.540 the worst. You come in with a hazardous, like hazardous mindset. Oh, it's like February

00:15:31.480 15th day after Valentine's day, like all the hotel cleaning stuff. Ha ha. Yeah. That's like

00:15:36.360 the boat cruise times a million times a million. Yeah. But just one small difference, you know,

00:15:41.260 a used condom in the normal Valentine's day room, but shit in the shower, shitting in the shower.

00:15:46.320 You're not getting your $200 back for incidentals. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's just, it's kind of

00:15:52.280 shocking to me, right? Yeah. There's shit in the shower, shitting in the shower. I don't know. So

00:15:57.500 that's disgusting. It's very disgusting. Imagine booking that boat cruise with your friend and

00:16:02.400 thinking like, come on, man, like work's been stressful. Let's take a weekend trip. There'll

00:16:06.620 be girls there. Let's just come on. Let's take a quick cruise to the Bahamas. Let's go. And you

00:16:11.740 get on the boat and it's that, and it's the pup player in the circle on the, on the, in the pool.

00:16:16.720 I would, I would figure it out before I even, the boat even left. Yeah. And then I would just fake

00:16:21.820 my death or whatever. Yeah. Or, or you get off at the first location. I would just get off,

00:16:26.180 get a flight home and then that would just be it. Yep. Cause I can't go stuff like that. Yeah. So, um,

00:16:32.040 all right. Speaking of gay incidentals. They exposed themselves like that too. Like they

00:16:36.540 had to put that into the, into the montage. Yeah. That's their culture. Even if you went

00:16:41.160 on a boat cruise, I'd be like, when was the last time this boat cruise was used as a gay

00:16:44.540 boat cruise? That now you're talking. It's like, Oh, we've had three cruises since then. It's

00:16:48.780 like, okay. Okay. Yeah. It wore off. It cleaned off. Yeah. Very disgusting. That's shocking

00:16:54.460 to me. Yeah. We have a update though from Sam Britton, uh, Gason Bourne. Gason Bourne,

00:17:00.900 the twink who stole Christmas, you know, whatever you want to call him. So there's

00:17:04.340 two updates here for Sam Britton. Number one. Oh, they sin Bourne. They sin Bourne. That's

00:17:09.780 pretty good. Uh, the first update is, uh, his family members have come out and said that

00:17:14.980 he did not have a childhood of abuse and he's making a lot of that up, which we spoke about

00:17:20.060 on bonus land. So if you guys are bonus land members, you knew that already from like three

00:17:24.120 weeks ago. Uh, if you're not patreon.com slash fleck us or YouTube join bonus land is really

00:17:29.300 where we're hitting the deep dives, the deep dives. Yeah. So I'll go over it again really

00:17:33.360 quick. Um, Sam Britton said he was sent to a gay conversion therapy thing, um, where they

00:17:38.780 did hot and cold torture. They did like finger splints and like pain stuff when he was shown

00:17:43.960 gay images, electricity, electricity, electric shock. He made up a whole bunch of things about

00:17:48.760 how damning this is. And then some gay reporter came up to him and this gay reporter's life mission

00:17:54.200 was to shut down these types of places. Cause they're obviously illegal. You can't just

00:17:57.680 torture someone. Um, and so Sam, uh, or this reporter reached out to Sam Britton and was

00:18:04.220 like, Hey, what's up, man? Like I need to verify your story. I would love to go and shut this

00:18:08.400 place down, blah, blah, blah. And Sam's like, I just can't, the details aren't there. I can't

00:18:13.040 remember. It was just like a joke. And it brings up trauma whenever he tries to think about

00:18:17.420 it. Exactly. He, but he vividly remembers the Bibles on the table and, uh, he, he can see the

00:18:22.600 man in his nightmares, but obviously he can't produce any evidence. There's no place like

00:18:26.560 that. What street in Orlando was it? Yeah. Motherfucker. Listen, man, like you tell us

00:18:31.640 where it was. Um, so he obviously, that was a huge thing. The author didn't call him an outright

00:18:36.740 liar, but, uh, he kind of implied it heavily. And we obviously took that and said, wow,

00:18:42.480 this guy's making shit up. He said his dad put a gun in his mouth. He said his dad pushed him

00:18:47.080 down the stairs, broke his arm. He said there were multiple ER visits, blah, blah, blah. So that's

00:18:51.940 the pretext. He made up abuse claims from his parents and abuse claims from a conversion

00:18:56.080 therapy place. Right? So a new article came out recently, non-binary ex Biden official,

00:19:00.900 Sam Britton's family slams abuse claims quote, never happened. Right. Um, and so this was

00:19:06.760 mostly the younger sister, Rachel Britton, uh, talking to the New York post as well as the

00:19:11.820 mom has like one quote in here. So I'll just kind of read some of the quotes. Uh, however,

00:19:16.160 the younger sister, Rachel Britton told the post her Southern Baptist missionary parents,

00:19:19.320 Steven and Peggy Joe just sounds like a great, nice family. Sounds like a nice Peggy Joe in

00:19:24.420 Iowa. Come on. Steve and Peggy Joe never exhibited any violence towards her, Sam or their younger

00:19:29.700 brother, Daniel. There's no validity to those claims. Rachel 34 said, first of all, the claims

00:19:34.460 of conversion therapy never happened, nor did my parents abuse my brother or not. Or I, my parents

00:19:39.440 and I have always known the truth, but we don't preach to people what the truth is. It's disheartening

00:19:44.120 because my parents are still being slandered for the past decade because of some, because some

00:19:48.220 people believed Sam's Samuel's words. Uh, Peggy Joe also, the mom also maintains she and her

00:19:53.620 husband did not send their eldest son, uh, to conversion therapy in Florida as Sam claimed in

00:19:58.540 2018. I've never signed him up to have any conversion therapy. And that's pretty much the only comment I

00:20:04.180 can give on that because he needs to tell his own story. Peggy Joe told the post, uh, as far as the

00:20:09.580 claims that her husband put Sam in an emergency room seven times, Peggy Joe said, we did not abuse

00:20:15.040 him. If he had been in an emergency room at any time, there would be records and there are none.

00:20:20.160 Uh, and the police department in Perry, Iowa, where Sam grew up said, uh, the records go back to 1994

00:20:25.020 and there is nothing relating to child elder abuse or a domestic dispute of any kind, uh, at the family

00:20:30.760 residence. They, the only report they have is a car accident of Sam in 2004. Um, and so I just feel so

00:20:37.960 bad because Peggy Joe is like, he needs to tell his own story. And it's like, you're being slandered,

00:20:43.680 you know, and you're just a small town, Iowa family, you know, it's just a nice mom. I won't

00:20:49.540 even go against her kid. Exactly. When her kid's going against her, even when her kid is slandering

00:20:53.300 their whole family, crazy sort of weird gay fan fiction. And then here, I'll close it with this.

00:20:57.800 Uh, Rachel, the sister goes, I'm not going to judge my brother and I'm always going to love and

00:21:01.960 support him. Rachel said, my mom and dad raised me to love and forgive, to understand and be patient.

00:21:06.740 We are human though. So we have our tears, but you have to have a bigger heart. It's like genuinely

00:21:12.220 sad. Like, right. Like Sam Britton's completely unhinged. He's spiraling. Uh, and then he actually,

00:21:18.740 his spirals have gotten into some more trouble recently. A woman on Twitter came out and said

00:21:25.240 that she recognizes Sam Britton's outfit because they were custom made by her. She's a clothing designer

00:21:31.220 and her luggage was stolen like years ago. And 2018 from DCA in 2018 from DCA. And then that's

00:21:38.860 what Sam Britton's been wearing. What does, what does her tweet say? Uh, it says, uh, my name is

00:21:42.900 Asyak Hamasin, uh, Tanzanian fashion designer based in Houston, Texas, USA. I lost my bag in 2018

00:21:50.100 in DCA recently. And I heard on Fox news about Sam Britton luggage issue. Surprisingly, I found his

00:21:55.620 images were my custom made outfits, uh, which was lost in the bag on 2018. So there's one exhibit

00:22:02.440 a, you didn't wear the hat exhibit B. He even stole the jewelry, the necklace from her. Um, and

00:22:10.100 there were multiple dresses, right? So three total dresses. Here's another one. And here's her picture

00:22:15.800 from 2018. You can go and verify all these pics on her Instagram. They are up from 2018. Um,

00:22:21.800 here's one, him and Starbucks or something. And here's her with the same dress. Um, so

00:22:28.760 lock this guy up. Yeah. So, I mean, this kind of sets, we're, we're just getting expanding stuff.

00:22:34.140 And so, uh, a lot of his comments about abuse were from 2018, right? As we just, uh, discussed.

00:22:42.460 And so like, this is the same timeline. So he's on tilt. He's in the throes of a twink tilt. He's

00:22:48.000 stealing. He's lying. He's making stuff up. He's doing whatever he can. He's betraying his family.

00:22:53.300 Um, so to get ahead and be the bit, the best victim ever. So I'm a gay guy who was abused and

00:22:58.800 sent to conversion therapy camp. And I wear these women's clothing to look cool and unique. Don't

00:23:03.840 look too far into where I got them. Like he really thinks he can get ahead. Cause he's the best victim,

00:23:08.700 but not on the show here. Yeah. We come looking, we come checking and crossing our T's. We have the

00:23:14.280 receipts. Yeah. We value the truth here. So we try to reach out to that lady to come on the

00:23:17.780 show and we offer $350 towards her stolen, uh, her stolen outfits. Yeah. Cause I thought it would

00:23:25.000 be so funny to completely inject ourselves into this and then pay for the clothes that stole it.

00:23:31.140 Like make it right. Yeah. Make it right. Make it right. Not because we want to make it right,

00:23:34.960 but because we want to be directly involved and we want to pay for the stolen clothes from Sam

00:23:38.840 Britton to be replaced. Yeah. We're like inserting ourselves into the investigation. Like we're the

00:23:42.640 criminal who's hanging around the crime scene. Directly involved. We're obsessed. Yeah. Um,

00:23:47.580 yeah. So that's what happened. He got popped for that. Uh, he's probably going to jail. He's going

00:23:52.280 to jail, right? Oh yeah. I, well, I mean, he's facing five years in one of them. Uh, and then

00:23:57.340 he's facing 10 years in the other. And so the way I see it, he needs a great lawyer to get out of that

00:24:02.780 because he can plead down one of them, right? Like you can probably get away with no criminal record.

00:24:08.300 You can probably get away with probation on one of them. But once you get that, then you go fly to Las

00:24:12.400 Vegas and I think Minneapolis is first, but it's like, well, you've done this before and you just

00:24:17.980 pleaded to probation on that one. So we're going to have to send you to jail. Yeah. Um, so I really,

00:24:22.440 I do hope that's the case. Cause this guy is a bad person. I really hope he makes it to jail.

00:24:27.360 Exactly. All right. Last piece of housekeeping. There was a story, a person investigating the

00:24:32.860 Clintons, I believe, uh, was killed or suicided himself, uh, tied to a telephone pole and died

00:24:42.320 of a gunshot wound, but there was no gun on the scene and it was labeled a suicide. Classic. Yeah.

00:24:48.800 Suicide. So, um, you know, the Clinton body count continues to grow. That's why at Fleckusmarch.com,

00:24:54.740 we sell the Clinton shirt. So go grab yours today. Now's a great time to wear that shirt around.

00:24:59.680 And it's not even a too political. I think everyone agrees both sides of Clinton is just

00:25:03.720 100% kill people. Yeah. Yeah. And then if you go to Wikipedia, it says the Clinton body count

00:25:08.880 conspiracy theory. So we'll just add this one to that. Yeah. Yeah. And whenever Wikipedia takes

00:25:14.540 you, it goes, it's a conspiracy. Yeah. Thank you. Wikipedia. That's the end of housekeeping.

00:25:18.760 Great housekeeping. One of the best. We have a fully packed cringe of the week.

00:25:23.740 Our first clip of cringe of the week, a lady thinks her 18 month old is able to pick his

00:25:29.620 gender. Let's take a look at that 18 month. That's a year and a half.

00:25:33.800 She was, uh, designated assigned observed male at birth. And until about 18 months, didn't

00:25:41.000 really, you know, know too much, just kind of was raising two kids working full time, not

00:25:46.480 really paying attention to what was going on. And at around 18 months started, she started

00:25:51.120 showing signs of like really being interested in things that her sister had and had in her

00:25:54.960 closet and wanting to play dress up and wanting to put on lip gloss. And when she would see

00:26:00.240 fingernails, she would want her fingernails painted too.

00:26:03.040 So that is the thought process.

00:26:05.580 That's enough for me. Yeah. So the kid's trans, the dad is who knows where. So we're not listening

00:26:10.340 to the dad. We're going to listen to the 18 month old. That's literally a baby. I think

00:26:14.420 an 18 month old is like still wear diapers.

00:26:16.180 Yeah. 18 month old is like, uh, when do kids first walk first steps type shit?

00:26:22.320 Yeah. Yeah. That's like 18 months. So it's not even a 12 months. So like this kid's been

00:26:27.720 walking for maybe six months, probably has a few words in his vocabulary, right?

00:26:32.080 Yeah. Go where's diapers. Uh, and then we had a kind of, we found a clip from, uh, this

00:26:38.840 week as well. Uh, let's take a look at another child around that same age and see what they're

00:26:43.820 up to. Let's see where their motor skills are at. He's got the juice, a little spill

00:26:51.460 and he just pours it out. So if that kid tells that lady, Hey, I'm a girl, she's gonna start

00:26:57.600 listening to him and he can't even carry a drink. And then he kind of just like short

00:27:02.920 circuits with his motor skills and then just, he thought doing this was right. Yeah. But

00:27:08.120 that, and the other kid likes its nails painted. So let's make him a girl. Let's make him a girl.

00:27:12.520 And then when he's 18 and like, why did you do that? It was like, well, you said, you

00:27:18.000 said, yeah. The mom's being like, you, I listened to you. You were 18 months old. Oh man. That's

00:27:23.740 pretty good. So that, yeah, that's what babies around that age are up to. And then that's

00:27:27.460 who this Muppet is listening to a child. My parents didn't start listening to me until

00:27:33.000 like, I think the podcast, they kind of realized I was right about like COVID and stuff with the

00:27:38.720 election. But yeah, basically it was like 30 years for my parents to start listening

00:27:43.360 to me. Okay. Maybe, maybe the world's gone by us a little bit. You know, maybe we should

00:27:46.920 listen to our younger, you know, son. Oh, we actually liked the show. Yeah. Um, all right.

00:27:51.180 Next, the leftist time-lapse, a person who became a leftist and this is what happened to

00:27:56.760 them over time. Nice, cute girl growing up. And then you turned into the demon again.

00:28:03.180 Yeah. The demon always wins. God's mad at us. Um, and so my main thing is this woman,

00:28:09.700 right? Like she was nice, cute girl. Something went, the demon got in. Um, and she cares a

00:28:16.200 lot about her appearance still. Like this is a lot of effort in the chopped off eyebrows,

00:28:20.960 the weird eyebrows, the eyeliner, the stupid haircut, the dumb lipstick, the dog collar,

00:28:27.280 you know, that's like a white trash haircut. It's like a white trash men's haircut. Oh yeah.

00:28:30.860 But it's a hipster now. They took it. They're using it for hipsters, but as someone who cares

00:28:35.780 a lot about her appearance, her appearance, but like all the wrong places, I guess. Yeah.

00:28:40.680 You know what I mean? She started caring in order to ruin it. Exactly. It's like, oh yeah,

00:28:45.100 I was like a cute, normal girl and everyone gave me attention. Let's see who gives me attention when

00:28:50.260 I look like a rat. Yeah. Let's make a concerted effort to ruin this. Yeah. Um, and that's why I

00:28:55.820 think men and women are better off together because women on their own will lose their shit.

00:29:00.040 Yeah. I agree. And she had a boyfriend. I don't think she'd be changing anything.

00:29:04.520 And this is a girl who's like immediately out of the family building, like, uh, family building

00:29:10.760 dating pool. You know, nobody's like, okay, Hey, who I'm looking to start a family. I'm looking to,

00:29:15.300 you know, go on a, on dates and, you know, really build something nice. What's that?

00:29:18.820 What the fuck is that thing? Maybe I could reproduce with that. Yeah. No. So, and that's the thing is

00:29:23.780 this girl, like, it's kind of the same thing as the transing, you know? Yeah. Uh, because like,

00:29:28.820 if this girl wants to have a normal life, she's going to have to D transition from demon. You know

00:29:34.080 what I mean? Like she's going to have to like, kind of be like, okay, I've mellowed out. I still

00:29:37.320 like heavy metal or whatever my interests are that led me to this. But she's like at least a year and a

00:29:43.020 half out from getting back to normal. Exactly. If she started right now going perfect, like,

00:29:47.440 all right, grow my hair out, eat better, make my eyebrows more normal. No more of the dog jewelry.

00:29:53.160 Yeah. That's very interesting, but it's sad. And then these kids, like that's a young girl,

00:29:58.580 right? Like these kids fall for the pitfalls of like, let's fuck up God's creation. That's what

00:30:03.700 I think it is. And the demon gets in and it was like a nice, normal, cute girl. Right. And that's

00:30:08.960 like God's creation. It's like, you look normal and that's how you look and it's unique. And then

00:30:13.860 the demon gets in and then the demons like F God, we need to flip this thing on its head and make it

00:30:19.140 the opposite. And then it blows you out. Yeah. And it's like your identity is your genetics,

00:30:24.540 right? For a while. And then now her identity is obscuring her genetics and just being like some,

00:30:29.020 like, I don't know, hipster pig. Yeah. You know what I mean? She had like a heritage and a lineage

00:30:33.520 for hundreds of years, thousands of years that led to like the most recent iteration of the family

00:30:39.600 line. Yep. And then she ruined it. Now she's trying to look like a nothing, you know, something else.

00:30:44.500 That's a good point. All right. Next, uh, white people denying racism is literal violence.

00:30:50.560 Hey, white ladies, denying racism in your own self is violence. You hurt the entire cause

00:31:00.180 by denying that you ever, ever, ever had a racist thought. I don't think that way. I wasn't raised

00:31:08.640 that way. That's not how I feel. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You don't have to

00:31:15.120 wear a hood and you don't have to tow around a fucking Confederate flag to know that there is

00:31:20.580 shit inside of your brain that you need to fix or else you're still just perpetuating the problems

00:31:25.940 of society. I get called my savior. That vocal fry is enough to make you not even hear what she says.

00:31:33.780 Yeah. Stop listening. Um, she, this woman, I guess is kind of admitting that she's racist.

00:31:39.960 Yeah. Cause she's white. So there's stuff inside her brain that's racist, I guess. I don't know.

00:31:44.840 Yeah. It's like, you're so woke that you're willing to hate yourself to be progressive enough. And like,

00:31:50.800 that's how woke you are is like, I'm so woke that I'm admitting that I'm the problem. And in order to

00:31:55.700 be progressive enough in like, you have to hate yourself to show everyone else that you're willing

00:32:01.480 to hate yourself if that's what the truth means. And then it's like this person saying like,

00:32:05.800 do the work. It's like, you don't even have a job. Yeah. You literally have no job. There's no,

00:32:11.480 I got no job. I don't have a job. You got to do the work. I don't have a job. So there's no pride.

00:32:15.680 There's no honor in her thing. She's just like, you know, it's us. We're the problem. Yeah. You know?

00:32:20.640 Um, and then also, uh, the racism is violence. Whatever she said at the beginning, it's like,

00:32:25.780 at the end, I think she says literal violence. Yeah. So it's like literal violence, of course,

00:32:29.860 is literal violence. Oh, good. I don't have to listen to you. You lied to me. You lied to my

00:32:34.480 face directly. So like that made it easy. Like violence. It's like, okay, you know,

00:32:38.400 racism is violence. Like, all right, you're being a little hyperbolic. Racism leads to violence

00:32:41.840 because of, uh, you know, a little hyperbolic, but I hear what you're saying. Once you say literal

00:32:47.100 violence, that just means physical, literal violence. And that doesn't add up. Yes. Words do have

00:32:54.240 meaning a weird lady who hates herself and, uh, they cause me not to listen to you anymore.

00:32:59.280 So, yeah, exactly. All right. Next piece of cringe. This is cringe. The people on the giant bikes,

00:33:05.580 you ever see those, those super tall bikes? Yes. What is that? They're gimmicks. People doing a bit

00:33:10.900 here. I'll play it. Here's a guy on the giant bike. Oops. You're done. Can't bail out. Can't get your

00:33:20.220 leg over. Can't bail out. Cause you're on a 10 foot bike. And what, what, what's the,

00:33:23.620 what's the thing? Everyone's pretending what that you can like see traffic better or like

00:33:28.120 get through cars easier. I think it's just a pure meme. Like it's a meme thing. Like it's funny.

00:33:33.620 You cause a scene, right? When you come onto the, so it's just purely a bit. Yeah. That's what I

00:33:38.580 think. They're just doing it as like a joke. Yeah. All right. Well, that's better than pretending

00:33:43.240 it has some utility or something. No, I don't think anybody's on the, anybody's on that page.

00:33:48.540 It's just a meme. But then the meme is you getting hurt really bad sometimes. And like

00:33:53.560 not being able to get on and off correctly, not being able to go the right speed, not being

00:33:57.820 fully in control. It's like, why would you just ruin bikes like that? The demon gets in

00:34:01.840 and then you ruin the bike. It's a demon again. It's a demon again. Yeah. Um, all right. Next clip,

00:34:07.800 the bungee snap, there was a bungee snap video. You're going worst nightmare. And that's

00:34:20.400 why, that's why I don't go. Everyone goes, Oh, if like us, you're so boring. Oh, you don't

00:34:25.980 do anything. Why? So I could do that. That's how Fluckus argues too. He goes, he'll, he'll

00:34:33.860 find the most extreme random example of something he doesn't like. And then he'll be like,

00:34:37.540 I don't need to go anywhere. Cause that happened to someone else.

00:34:41.260 You see that? Is that why I need to go to Mardi Gras?

00:34:43.280 Nobody's going to have a snap bungee line. Honestly, nobody's recommending someone who's

00:34:47.500 a hundred pounds go bungee jumping to be honest. Yeah. Well, that's fine. Cause you just admitted

00:34:53.220 that I weigh way less than my doppelganger, the mayor of East Palestine. He's 440 and I'm

00:34:59.080 very high. You're 300. He's 440. Yeah. Yeah. And I, I kind of, uh, I was going to expose

00:35:08.120 you there, but now I'll take the high road. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. All

00:35:12.080 right. Let's move on then. Okay. Um, next the last piece of cringe, the guy trying to lift

00:35:16.860 the box on the machine. Yeah. This was a Lowe's employee, a Lowe's employee. He does not have

00:35:22.460 the dog in him. He never had a chance. This is like an Ed Bassmaster fit.

00:35:37.460 Come down. Come down. Wait, I'm in the wind. All right. Come down. I'm begging you. Somebody

00:35:57.620 come. Come down. I can't. The machine's not moving. Man, I don't know how to work the

00:36:06.020 machine. Well, you know, that guy went in there without a plan, no plan, no toughness,

00:36:12.580 no execution, no perseverance, no ability to pull something off that may be a little

00:36:16.820 outside of your wheelhouse or a little above your capacity. Um, that guy was a huge pussy.

00:36:22.080 Yeah. That was crazy. And he works at Lowe's. It's like all the girls say, Oh, go to, go

00:36:25.560 to home Depot and Lowe's to meet a guy. Yeah. Not the employee, not the employee, not the employee

00:36:29.740 or if he's like this art of war, Sun Tzu, never fight a war that you can't win or you won't

00:36:35.360 win. Yeah. That is why that guy needs to read that book. Yeah. He was not taking Sun Tzu's

00:36:40.540 advice. Um, and what, in what case would you ever let out squeals like that? If I was,

00:36:46.120 if a car leg blown off in a ditch in world war three, like if a car flipped over on top

00:36:52.340 of me and there's a, and I'm like Mel Gibson's wife in science. Oh yeah. Where it's holding

00:36:57.280 you together. I'm like, ah, ah, pull it out. And it's like, you're going to pull it out.

00:37:01.160 You're going to die. And it's like, that's like pre-death flails in my mind. That box

00:37:06.200 was 45 pounds. Allegedly. That's, that's what I heard too. Um, guys be tough. Yeah. Be hard.

00:37:12.680 Don't be weak and don't show weakness. Don't ask for help. Well, that's in context. That

00:37:17.860 doesn't make sense, but don't ask for help. You got problems. Just keep it in. Don't ask

00:37:22.040 for help. Not everyone's trying to help you trust. No one. Yeah. Makes sense. Kind of. Yeah.

00:37:27.260 That was an abbreviated cringe, but we have to, you know, we're on the clock. We went too long

00:37:31.200 in housekeeping. Yeah. You wasted our time with those doppelgangers that not everyone

00:37:35.480 is even going to agree with guys, Richard rat boy on Instagram. DM me more doppelgangers. I'm

00:37:40.580 going to get them again. Yeah. Don't. If you do that, you cross me directly. Hey, see what

00:37:46.460 that I won't tell him. So they all get laundered through me. Yeah. All right. Next urban decay.

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00:38:24.340 decay. We are in our urban decay section. Uh, the Uber driver almost got shot.

00:38:31.160 Oh, don't, don't. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on.

00:38:34.200 Unlock the door.

00:38:35.120 I'm unlocking. What are you doing, man?

00:38:37.560 Don't.

00:38:40.760 Jesus.

00:38:41.940 Give me all your money.

00:38:42.920 I don't have money on me, man. I get all credit cards.

00:38:45.480 You see that bullet in there?

00:38:46.420 I don't. Don't shoot me.

00:38:47.720 Give me your money.

00:38:48.200 Don't. Okay. Hold on. Let me get out. Hold on.

00:38:50.360 Stay in the car.

00:38:51.040 Don't shoot. You're going to shoot me? Why are you going to shoot me, man?

00:39:01.200 Toodles.

00:39:01.960 He's too stupid to even do the heist correctly. You think he's going to, what, you're going

00:39:05.020 to go around the car and he's going to wait for you to come kill him?

00:39:07.360 Yeah, here. Wait. I want to see the bullet up close.

00:39:10.280 Yeah, that was some real low IQ shit. The whole heist was a low IQ shit.

00:39:14.120 Which is kind of a broader point we'd like to make here is, thank God criminals are really,

00:39:19.440 really stupid a lot of times.

00:39:21.380 Yeah. That was like an ADIQ decision where you're going to, what, rob the Uber driver?

00:39:25.220 Let me go around back.

00:39:26.640 Yeah. The Uber driver, the app that takes no cash.

00:39:29.660 Yeah.

00:39:29.860 And then it's like, hmm, let's rob a rich guy. Who's rich? Uber drivers. It's like,

00:39:35.180 how much, what are you even going to get? A phone?

00:39:37.440 And that's what I'm saying is like, these criminals could be targeting like high-end retail store.

00:39:41.800 Well, they already do. But like for a guy who's wearing like a $40,000 Rolex.

00:39:45.840 Yeah.

00:39:46.140 You know, outside of a super nice brunch place or something. Like,

00:39:49.800 they're not even smart enough to do that. They go to the moneyless app driver in a minivan.

00:39:55.560 Who's just clearly working for like online money and it's like a rideshare app.

00:40:02.680 Not the, it's like a poor person. A person doesn't have a lot of money.

00:40:06.640 Yes.

00:40:07.180 And that's who, that was the thought process. That's the heist plan.

00:40:10.420 If the majority of people who are willing to commit violent crimes were actually smart people,

00:40:15.700 like we'd be in trouble as a society, right?

00:40:17.900 Yeah.

00:40:18.260 And we are in trouble as a society because we don't punish these 70 IQ dumb criminals.

00:40:23.200 We let them out, you know, oh, bail reform and all that.

00:40:27.620 But man, I'm glad the dumbest people are the ones, you know?

00:40:31.900 You could always get out of it. And that guy fought on his feet.

00:40:34.200 The guy's behind the car. He's like, I'm out of here.

00:40:36.300 Yeah. Peace.

00:40:37.220 Not waiting for that.

00:40:38.260 Yeah.

00:40:38.880 All right. Next, the guy punches the girl in the store.

00:40:42.720 Yeah. This is from last week kind of, but.

00:40:45.220 Listen to the words when you can.

00:40:47.320 And she's pregnant. She's pregnant, too.

00:40:56.000 Real George Floyd type.

00:40:57.980 He is a George Floyd type.

00:40:59.260 He is a George Floyd type.

00:41:00.640 Attacking a pregnant woman.

00:41:02.160 Oh, my gosh.

00:41:03.360 There's a button.

00:41:04.340 Which one?

00:41:04.940 The button.

00:41:05.740 The button.

00:41:08.020 Don't you move.

00:41:08.960 Okay.

00:41:09.560 Okay.

00:41:10.300 Okay.

00:41:11.140 I'm pregnant.

00:41:11.680 He steals the money.

00:41:12.580 She's saying, I'm pregnant.

00:41:13.600 Please don't do it.

00:41:14.180 And it's like, in that whole situation, if you go right back to the beginning, the vibes

00:41:19.180 are off the whole time.

00:41:20.660 Yeah.

00:41:20.860 The guy comes into the store and he's like, like, you come into a cell phone store and

00:41:25.660 you usually are there for a specific reason.

00:41:27.600 I need a case that matches this phone.

00:41:29.280 I need, yo, my phone.

00:41:30.800 I just cracked my screen.

00:41:32.000 Like, there's like a set list of things that you come into.

00:41:34.340 You come in and you're on a mission.

00:41:35.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:36.540 And then in this case, the vibes were completely off.

00:41:39.440 As soon as he walks in, he's kind of just lingering.

00:41:41.440 In my mind, it doesn't matter race.

00:41:43.340 It doesn't matter whatever.

00:41:44.180 In my mind, it's vibes are off with this man.

00:41:47.460 And then for her, I'm not accusing her of anything.

00:41:50.740 I hope she's doing fine and is better.

00:41:53.120 But it's like, if you recognize the vibes are off, I think a lot of times people, because

00:41:57.520 if the vibes are off around a black person, they'll be scared of being accused of being

00:42:01.580 racist or they're scared that they have, like they're acting on racist tendencies.

00:42:04.860 So what she did when the vibes were off was she leaned forward and said, how can I help

00:42:09.140 you?

00:42:09.580 And the guy just knocked her out.

00:42:11.200 How can I help you?

00:42:11.920 Like putting her chin out there, just like, come on.

00:42:14.460 And he just goes, boom.

00:42:15.640 And he knocks her out.

00:42:16.680 And it's like, the vibes were off the whole time.

00:42:18.580 You should be stepping back.

00:42:19.640 You should have your phone on 9-1-1 ready to dial.

00:42:22.540 You should have like a pepper spray that you're kind of like, hey, how's it going?

00:42:25.780 If I'm a woman who works retail alone, at the bare minimum, I have pepper spray in my hand,

00:42:31.500 like when anybody comes in.

00:42:33.200 And then it's like, okay, put it down once they need help.

00:42:35.820 Yeah.

00:42:36.320 Same with the girl that was assaulted at the gym in Florida last week.

00:42:39.340 Who let the attacker into the gym.

00:42:41.340 She let the attacker into the gym at like 5 a.m. or 6 a.m. or something.

00:42:44.680 And it's like, the vibes are off, right?

00:42:46.920 He's wearing flip-flops.

00:42:47.980 He's wearing flip-flops.

00:42:49.340 He's not even like, he's not even really asking to get in that much.

00:42:52.260 And you're alone in the gym.

00:42:54.100 It's basically the middle of the night.

00:42:55.640 The guy is not wearing workout clothes or is a member of that gym.

00:42:58.620 And you're by yourself.

00:43:00.060 And you're probably like, well, I'm not going to not let the black guy in because that's

00:43:05.040 like a racist thought.

00:43:06.780 I'd hate to be racist.

00:43:08.000 Yeah.

00:43:08.400 I'll just get raped instead.

00:43:10.160 Exactly.

00:43:10.640 Literally.

00:43:11.160 And that girl fought back and that was valiant and stuff.

00:43:13.500 But she could have not put herself in that position in the first place.

00:43:16.620 If she had a little, you know, more common sense, I guess.

00:43:19.740 Or, you know, that fear of racism.

00:43:21.780 I'd rather be, uh, I'd rather be slightly racist than very killed.

00:43:26.520 You know, I'd rather be that.

00:43:28.580 So yeah, a hundred P and that's the same page I'm on.

00:43:31.380 And that's the lesson of the day is if the vibes are off, the vibes are off.

00:43:34.080 Vibes, vibes don't lie.

00:43:35.520 Yeah.

00:43:35.800 You feel vibes deep inside and you have to kind of at least respect that.

00:43:39.840 Yeah.

00:43:40.280 Um, all right.

00:43:40.940 Next, um, the no trespassing signs that, you know, no, no, no trespassing.

00:43:46.060 Those orange letters.

00:43:47.600 Yeah.

00:43:47.700 Like stay off my property.

00:43:48.860 Cause I own this.

00:43:49.760 It's private land type things.

00:43:51.400 That's actually from slavery.

00:43:53.000 Let's check it out.

00:43:54.000 Do you know that no trespassing signs like these are directly linked to slavery in the

00:43:58.460 U.S.?

00:43:58.940 This professor spent over a decade uncovering the awful truth behind these signs.

00:44:03.220 Apparently it goes back to the 1600s and the arrival of British colonizers in America.

00:44:07.400 England has very strict trespass laws.

00:44:10.100 The moment you cross into someone else's land, it's a serious crime.

00:44:13.400 If you poach on someone else's land, one of the penalties was transportation to the American

00:44:18.720 colonies.

00:44:19.580 But once the settlers got to North America, all of English law gets thrown out and they

00:44:23.220 develop a distinctly new set of laws.

00:44:26.540 And one of the key elements is this.

00:44:28.600 Trespassing is not a crime.

00:44:30.340 Under slavery, on most plantations, a large share of the food that enslaved people had eaten

00:44:36.720 was stuff they produced themselves.

00:44:38.500 Because those white landowners would provide them with cornmeal.

00:44:41.100 That's enough.

00:44:42.300 We get it.

00:44:43.660 So, no trespassing is from racist slavery.

00:44:47.980 How about just no trespassing?

00:44:50.120 Yeah, how about stay off my land?

00:44:52.260 How about don't come on my land?

00:44:54.160 And I like how this guy worked on this for 10 years.

00:44:57.540 He's a professor at Georgetown.

00:44:58.680 Yeah.

00:44:59.440 It's like, dude, all of American law is based off British common law.

00:45:04.460 It's not like we threw it out and go, oh, we're a whole new country.

00:45:07.360 It's like, no, all the same people took the best parts of their laws and said,

00:45:11.100 we're going to apply it to this new country that we're building right here.

00:45:14.720 Instead of having laws that protect people and the citizens and then make everyone kind

00:45:18.640 of mutually respect everyone in the community and you have a no trespassing sign, that's

00:45:23.280 actually, that's racism.

00:45:25.000 So, it's like we have to abide by and appeal to and appease the trespassers.

00:45:30.940 Yeah.

00:45:31.580 We're living for the trespassers now.

00:45:33.140 You can't let them, you can't, you can't tell them to get off your land because that

00:45:37.280 could be racist.

00:45:37.920 So, it's like, well, what are you doing here?

00:45:39.600 Yeah.

00:45:40.100 What do you, and then everything goes back to slavery.

00:45:42.620 Is cotton slavery?

00:45:44.340 Yeah.

00:45:45.360 Slaves ate bread sometimes.

00:45:47.380 No more bread.

00:45:48.120 No more bread, guys.

00:45:48.980 That comes from slavery.

00:45:49.700 All the clothes are cotton.

00:45:51.280 That was actually, that derives from slavery.

00:45:53.380 They made the slaves pick the cotton.

00:45:54.660 Yep.

00:45:54.940 Take off that hoodie.

00:45:55.660 Exactly.

00:45:57.700 All right.

00:45:58.020 Next, number four, Illinois schools.

00:46:02.960 There's a report, 60 schools in Illinois have zero proficiency in math and English.

00:46:10.340 Zero students.

00:46:11.120 What's the headline?

00:46:11.840 Yeah.

00:46:12.080 Damning report reveals there are no students provision in either math or reading at 60

00:46:15.820 different public schools in Illinois.

00:46:17.560 Lawmaker slams pandemic policies for serious academic decline.

00:46:21.980 So, what do you do all day if you're in these schools?

00:46:23.800 It's like, do you even show up?

00:46:27.160 No, you just yell.

00:46:28.160 Hey, teacher, shut the fuck up.

00:46:30.060 Hey, Mr. Johnson, fuck you.

00:46:32.200 Not even.

00:46:32.700 They don't even know his name.

00:46:34.080 They're like, tell this guy, shut the fuck up.

00:46:35.600 It's like, I'm your professor.

00:46:36.880 I'm like, they're rolling blunts in the back.

00:46:38.720 Yeah.

00:46:39.060 And a majority of these were CPS, Chicago public schools, obviously, which is, I guess, 90%

00:46:47.560 minority enrollment is what I've heard.

00:46:49.240 Oh.

00:46:49.460 Mostly black, 35%-ish black.

00:46:51.720 Um, and then the, the rest Hispanic.

00:46:55.580 Um, and so-

00:46:57.240 No one can do math or English.

00:46:58.640 Yeah.

00:46:59.000 And, and proficient-

00:47:00.240 Zero students.

00:47:00.820 Proficient is like performing at the grade level you should be.

00:47:03.560 So, it's like, these guys are just like, the green cat went through the hoop.

00:47:10.260 You know, they, they do like stupid shit.

00:47:12.020 Like, they're just dumb.

00:47:13.160 That's like, I don't want to read this shit.

00:47:14.540 Yeah.

00:47:14.760 It's like, this frustrates me.

00:47:16.640 Fuck you, Mrs. Johansson.

00:47:18.280 Yeah.

00:47:19.020 Um, and so, the funny thing is that, um, these schools spend so much money per student.

00:47:27.600 There are a couple schools on this list, right?

00:47:30.860 That with, and the column on the far right is number of students who are math proficient.

00:47:35.640 And these are all the zeros.

00:47:37.220 So, we're already looking at zeros.

00:47:38.840 One school spends $56,311 per student.

00:47:43.560 Another school spends $52,000 per student.

00:47:47.400 Um, and there's a bunch of 18s and 20s.

00:47:49.640 So, I'm not saying that it's all that, but-

00:47:52.000 That's a lot.

00:47:52.660 That's a lot of money.

00:47:53.800 That's like a full-time salary person per student, right?

00:47:56.920 And they don't know one thing.

00:47:58.260 Yeah.

00:47:58.540 And they don't know one thing.

00:47:59.500 And I was-

00:48:00.120 Maybe they're proficient in physics and chemistry.

00:48:02.640 Exactly.

00:48:03.280 They're fine.

00:48:03.720 These ain't good at math and English.

00:48:05.720 Yeah.

00:48:06.380 Yeah.

00:48:06.740 That's, they're doing hidden figures.

00:48:08.540 Yeah.

00:48:08.780 They're helping NASA.

00:48:09.820 Yeah.

00:48:10.180 Maybe French.

00:48:11.020 They're good at French.

00:48:11.820 So, I mean, it's just sad.

00:48:13.080 It's pathetic.

00:48:13.840 And, um, it's funny because there was an-

00:48:16.920 Well, actually, before we get into that, I was looking up some salaries of some of these

00:48:20.200 people online because, uh, public school teachers, all their salaries are publicly available.

00:48:24.800 And it was like some teacher making a hundred grand, uh, because they got their masters

00:48:29.700 and they got their this.

00:48:30.640 And a lot of times teachers, if you go into a public school system or, uh, like anywhere,

00:48:36.360 you kind of do this thing where you continue your education, you do a night class and you

00:48:41.640 get your masters and something.

00:48:43.520 And then all it does is automatically bumps up your pay scale.

00:48:46.580 So your teaching doesn't improve or, you know, it may, um, but your results don't matter

00:48:52.660 with your students.

00:48:54.120 It's just like, do you have that degree or not?

00:48:55.980 Okay.

00:48:56.300 You make an extra 10 K a year.

00:48:57.700 Um, I think it should be the opposite.

00:48:59.900 I think it should be purely, uh, results driven.

00:49:02.660 Yeah.

00:49:03.000 Oh, all your students got past the state exams.

00:49:06.800 Cool.

00:49:07.260 You get an extra five grand bonus.

00:49:09.260 Exactly.

00:49:09.940 Um, how could it not be that?

00:49:11.560 I agree.

00:49:12.120 And so the whole system is not results driven.

00:49:14.160 And then I'm looking up these teachers, like, uh, profiles on their school websites.

00:49:19.600 And it's like, uh, Mrs. Blank loves is, is been a Chicago lifer.

00:49:24.640 She loves going down to Navy pier and blah, blah, blah.

00:49:27.340 And like these fluffy, like flowery things.

00:49:29.820 So the parents and the students can get to know you.

00:49:31.600 And it's like, no one can do math.

00:49:33.380 Yeah.

00:49:34.000 Nobody cares.

00:49:35.260 Do math.

00:49:36.300 Ms. Taylor loves walking around the community and she has four children.

00:49:39.560 It's like, and yeah, and she, and then she's a math teacher and no one can do math.

00:49:43.700 Exactly.

00:49:44.100 So one person in the whole school can do math.

00:49:47.520 So obviously parents deserve the right to have school choice and not send kids to these,

00:49:52.300 uh, prison pipeline farms, you know, um, kind of, it's, it's just sad.

00:49:57.880 It's a disgusting scene.

00:49:58.720 And then this is like one of the things we've thrown money at every single year.

00:50:03.860 You throw money at it.

00:50:05.200 You, and, and the Chicago public schools union is such a bully.

00:50:09.560 You know what I mean?

00:50:10.660 Like during COVID they were refusing to come back and all that.

00:50:13.720 And they're blaming this on the pandemic, but it's just like your teachers suck.

00:50:17.720 Before the pandemic, it was goodwill hunting up in here.

00:50:20.940 And now the pandemic came around.

00:50:23.620 Yeah.

00:50:23.880 Yeah.

00:50:24.180 And then also there was a video that came out about Carmel, uh, high school.

00:50:28.700 Carmel.

00:50:28.920 Carmel.

00:50:29.460 Yeah.

00:50:29.720 Carmel high school in Indiana, which is Carmel.

00:50:31.600 I'm more of a Noblesville guy.

00:50:34.460 Um, but yeah, Carmel high school.

00:50:36.840 Uh, there was a video about the school and how nice it is.

00:50:39.520 And people online were like, this is white privilege.

00:50:41.980 This is what white affluence gets you.

00:50:44.680 It's unfair compared to everyone else.

00:50:46.420 This is white privilege.

00:50:47.980 And check out the video of this school.

00:50:50.400 I don't think it's privilege.

00:50:51.640 I think it's white excellence, you know?

00:50:53.320 Yeah.

00:50:53.700 You just leave us alone once in a while and we'll, we'll crush it.

00:50:57.140 Right.

00:50:57.520 This is a beautiful school.

00:50:59.620 Gigantic campus, huge amenities, planetarium, gigantic, nice hallways.

00:51:04.460 Nice theaters, nice libraries, nice sports facilities.

00:51:08.980 Kids with affluent parents.

00:51:10.720 Yep.

00:51:11.180 Kids who respect the school.

00:51:12.900 They don't do graffiti.

00:51:14.820 They don't roll blunts in class.

00:51:16.140 They don't fight.

00:51:17.700 And also.

00:51:18.680 Lots of proficiency in math.

00:51:19.820 Lots of proficiency in math and English.

00:51:22.260 And you might be thinking, well, that's what, you know, rich, whatever gets you.

00:51:26.680 This is a public school and they spend, I think, $9,000 per student per year.

00:51:32.040 It's under $10,000 per student.

00:51:33.420 Under $10,000 per student.

00:51:35.180 So the ones in Chicago, the ones in D.C., all those schools in the bad areas, like you

00:51:40.560 said, $50,000, $30,000, $20,000 per student, and they get zero proficiency in math and English.

00:51:46.700 But then Carmel High School, for whatever reason, maybe it's white privilege.

00:51:51.160 Maybe it's parents that say, hey, did you do your homework?

00:51:53.440 Yeah.

00:51:53.600 Maybe it's dual parent households who actually care and the dad actually has a good job and

00:51:58.720 the mom kind of monitors the children and it works in a great relationship.

00:52:02.400 Yeah.

00:52:02.940 It's like, hey, if you get A's, you can go to a good college.

00:52:05.420 Maybe you get a motherfucking scholarship.

00:52:07.420 Yeah.

00:52:08.120 Exactly.

00:52:08.780 And that's what it should be.

00:52:10.960 And you'd think, oh, this must be $100,000 per student.

00:52:14.040 It's $9,000 per student.

00:52:16.280 It's like a third of those other ones that are zero proficient in math and English.

00:52:21.080 So that's that.

00:52:22.400 Yeah.

00:52:22.760 Carmel, Indiana also is the roundabout capital of the world.

00:52:26.920 Most roundabouts.

00:52:28.260 I've been there.

00:52:29.000 I've been there.

00:52:29.620 I've been there, too.

00:52:30.280 I went to a Dave Matthews concert in Indiana one time.

00:52:32.760 It was fun.

00:52:33.840 But the first night, someone puked in the tent.

00:52:38.060 So then it kind of ruined the tent.

00:52:39.660 And the second night, we all had to sleep in our own wherever we could find.

00:52:43.240 And it was raining.

00:52:44.580 And I remember I was in at some random tent.

00:52:47.000 And it was raining.

00:52:47.920 And water was just pouring on me.

00:52:50.300 And I was soaking wet.

00:52:51.640 And I was cold.

00:52:52.860 And I knew we were leaving at like 11 a.m. the next day.

00:52:55.360 And it was probably like 2 in the morning.

00:52:57.180 And I remember just like counting down the hours.

00:52:59.440 Didn't sleep at all.

00:53:00.280 And I was like, I just can't wait to be out of here.

00:53:02.900 I can't wait to be out of here.

00:53:04.100 This is the worst experience of my life.

00:53:05.940 That's tough.

00:53:06.540 Yeah.

00:53:06.860 Glad I wasn't there.

00:53:08.540 Yeah.

00:53:09.360 Glad you weren't there either.

00:53:10.600 All right.

00:53:11.580 Next, there was a girl fight.

00:53:13.580 And then a girl gets knocked out.

00:53:15.160 Yeah.

00:53:15.380 I'm interested to hear what you're going to say about this.

00:53:17.380 I don't really even have a take for this.

00:53:18.940 I just want people to see it.

00:53:22.820 Power slapped.

00:53:23.700 Power slapped.

00:53:24.620 Hit a girl.

00:53:25.240 Knocked her out.

00:53:25.840 Hit a girl.

00:53:26.300 Knocked her out.

00:53:27.440 Not good.

00:53:28.220 So what's the lesson here?

00:53:30.140 Nothing.

00:53:31.120 Vibes are off.

00:53:32.020 I have no real point.

00:53:33.140 Vibes are off.

00:53:34.240 Never face-to-face with a guy who's clearly willing to get physical.

00:53:37.680 Yeah.

00:53:38.160 Women, I don't think you should be running up and challenging men.

00:53:41.040 Obviously, I don't think you should be power slapping women.

00:53:43.980 Yeah.

00:53:44.240 So it's a loser fest, I guess.

00:53:46.340 Yep.

00:53:46.740 All right.

00:53:47.040 Last clip of Urban Decay.

00:53:48.380 The guy stealing the catalytic converters gets ran over and he dies.

00:53:52.400 The suspect went underneath the 4x4 and started sawing away at the catalytic converter.

00:53:57.380 The victim put the vehicle and turned the vehicle on, put it in reverse, heard a thump, and stopped the vehicle where you see it now.

00:54:08.020 And then saw that there was a suspect underneath the car had been run over by her car.

00:54:13.420 That's interesting.

00:54:15.400 This, I don't want to, we have to be careful with the words we use because it becomes a reality a lot of times.

00:54:21.160 Yeah.

00:54:21.520 I don't want to jump ahead and be happy that someone's dead.

00:54:25.660 But last week on the show, when we were talking about the Oscar Mayer Wiener catalytic converter stolen, I said, you steal one, you go to jail for two weeks.

00:54:33.960 You steal another, you go to jail for two months.

00:54:36.060 Steal another one, death penalty.

00:54:37.500 You think that was that guy's first catalytic converter?

00:54:40.980 No, certainly not.

00:54:42.260 So, death penalty for stealing catalytic converters.

00:54:45.040 It kind of happened full circle.

00:54:46.780 Didn't mean for it.

00:54:47.660 Did you call it?

00:54:48.380 Yeah, I don't know.

00:54:49.680 What came first, you know?

00:54:51.700 I don't know.

00:54:52.440 That was the death penalty for a catalytic converter.

00:54:54.920 Do you consider that magic?

00:54:56.060 Right there.

00:54:56.920 No.

00:54:57.600 No?

00:54:57.960 I don't.

00:54:58.180 It's a coincidence.

00:54:59.100 It's a coincidence.

00:55:00.200 But at a certain point, a lot of coincidences, you have the thought in your head of what came first.

00:55:05.080 Did I manifest this into reality, or is it just coincidence?

00:55:09.300 Are we going to have this argument again?

00:55:11.080 No.

00:55:11.500 Do you want to?

00:55:12.480 I guess it believes in magic, I guess.

00:55:13.980 I don't believe in magic, but I do believe in-

00:55:16.100 It believes in this X-factor magic thing.

00:55:18.260 There is an X-factor.

00:55:19.440 But that's also just vibes and instincts and like, you know-

00:55:22.300 And it all goes into the pot and it becomes this X-factor thing of things going your way if you're positive and things going away from you if you're negative.

00:55:31.600 That's fair.

00:55:32.500 That's fair.

00:55:32.900 And that's karma.

00:55:33.840 That's not magic.

00:55:34.520 That's karma.

00:55:35.080 You believe in karma?

00:55:36.020 I think karma-

00:55:36.460 I don't believe in karma.

00:55:37.440 I think assholes just live a happy life all the time.

00:55:41.000 I think we're big pieces of shit.

00:55:42.460 I think if you're an asshole-

00:55:43.240 Don't never face justice.

00:55:44.660 I think if you're an asshole and you do asshole things, you might get away with it a little bit.

00:55:48.660 But eventually, an asshole doing asshole things will put themselves in a situation where a good person wouldn't.

00:55:54.380 And then they'll get theirs.

00:55:55.400 And then that's the karma for the bad stuff they did.

00:55:57.640 Yes, but that's like a character trait driving them to certain behaviors.

00:56:01.400 There's never a point where it goes magic.

00:56:03.300 But the justice is the magic.

00:56:07.620 Okay.

00:56:07.860 And it's not magic.

00:56:08.500 That's fine.

00:56:08.860 That's not even the right word.

00:56:09.760 That's like, but there's a different word for that then.

00:56:13.760 We need to forge a new word.

00:56:15.300 Karma.

00:56:15.820 But it's not karma because it didn't cause you.

00:56:18.300 It's like your character trait.

00:56:19.720 It's like your-

00:56:20.140 Your willingness to do something bad is why something bad will happen to you because the bad willingness is what puts you in situations where something bad can happen.

00:56:28.160 And if you're a good guy who doesn't do bad stuff, you're not going to be in that many situations where you're going to get what you deserve because you wouldn't do it in the first place.

00:56:35.360 You won't be out at three in the morning.

00:56:37.000 You won't be underneath the car sawing off catalytic converters.

00:56:40.140 You're not going to get ran over for that.

00:56:41.580 Oh, no shit, right?

00:56:42.200 So there's a little bit of something.

00:56:44.140 There's a little bit of universal magic, karma, whatever you want to call it.

00:56:48.760 And that's sound.

00:56:50.280 I think that's a sound way to live.

00:56:51.880 Okay.

00:56:52.360 And it's not anti-Christian either.

00:56:56.760 All right.

00:56:57.540 That's fair.

00:56:58.040 I'll let you have it.

00:56:58.800 It definitely is, but I'll let you have it.

00:57:00.860 All right.

00:57:01.320 We're into uplifting gold.

00:57:02.660 Don't get too down.

00:57:03.460 Don't get too depressed.

00:57:04.340 We have a lot of good uplifting gold clips.

00:57:06.060 First, the guy gets tripped while running from the cops.

00:57:10.400 This is a good one.

00:57:11.280 This is kind of old, but it went re-viral.

00:57:15.760 So he's running from the cops.

00:57:17.520 The guy trips him.

00:57:19.060 All the cops swarm him.

00:57:20.360 I think that's Chicago.

00:57:21.440 I think that's CPD.

00:57:22.720 It looks like it.

00:57:23.880 That's like a classical painting, him tripping the guy.

00:57:26.660 Yeah.

00:57:27.240 That's like a, yeah.

00:57:28.800 Exactly.

00:57:29.580 And someone said, this should be preserved in a time capsule.

00:57:32.360 Everything about it is current day urban America.

00:57:34.540 Black criminal.

00:57:35.260 Fit white guy who's had it.

00:57:36.840 Pink haired woman in the way.

00:57:38.400 Diverse fat cops.

00:57:39.420 Female cop gets shoved aside.

00:57:40.920 Shrieking Karen.

00:57:41.980 Guy with a cell phone recording.

00:57:43.800 Checks every box.

00:57:44.540 Wow.

00:57:45.060 That's a sign of the times.

00:57:46.580 And I actually saw another tweet about this.

00:57:50.080 That someone was commenting about all the comments about this video going re-viral.

00:57:54.820 And a lot of African-American people were saying, people need to mind their business.

00:57:59.480 They were saying that.

00:58:01.300 And I, the guy's tweet, the commentary on it was, these people couldn't imagine living

00:58:06.480 in a, like a world where you, you help like for the greater good, where you do something

00:58:11.080 for like social causes and the greater good.

00:58:13.320 You know what I mean?

00:58:13.740 The community.

00:58:14.080 Yeah.

00:58:14.240 Exactly.

00:58:14.840 Like these people who said, mind their business, they can't even fathom.

00:58:18.560 Like a, having a community where everyone's happy and doing good.

00:58:22.040 It's just automatic police are bad.

00:58:23.920 Not, not the criminal or not anything.

00:58:25.760 So, yeah.

00:58:26.460 Crazy.

00:58:26.900 Yeah.

00:58:27.060 The cops probably thanked the guy for stopping them.

00:58:29.080 Now we can let him go.

00:58:30.800 And actually you might be in trouble for assaulting that man.

00:58:34.000 Yeah.

00:58:34.620 But that's the definition of stand back and stand by.

00:58:37.540 Yeah.

00:58:38.140 So, if you see that happening, I think we can encourage if cops are chasing someone.

00:58:42.160 I trip.

00:58:42.580 I trip.

00:58:42.980 I'm a tripper as well.

00:58:44.000 I'll trip.

00:58:44.660 I'll trip.

00:58:45.220 All right.

00:58:45.460 Next, the snake in the wall makes the rats come out.

00:58:48.620 Yeah.

00:58:49.100 Disgusting.

00:58:49.340 Snake in the wall makes the rats come out.

00:58:50.820 Yeah.

00:58:51.780 Yeah.

00:58:52.020 That's interesting.

00:59:06.940 So, why do the rats come out?

00:59:10.200 There's not enough room in there and the snake's too big?

00:59:13.220 The snake doesn't even look big.

00:59:24.580 There's a lot of rats.

00:59:26.020 There's a lot of rats.

00:59:27.460 And the snake comes at the end.

00:59:29.760 So, I guess the snake goes in there and he's, there's not enough room for the rats.

00:59:33.980 And then the rats need to get out.

00:59:37.560 Yeah.

00:59:38.000 Is that your best?

00:59:39.000 Is that the best you can do right now?

00:59:41.640 Yes.

00:59:42.000 It's a predator.

00:59:43.060 Oh.

00:59:43.900 Predator.

00:59:44.660 Yeah.

00:59:45.000 Predators.

00:59:45.500 Yeah.

00:59:46.020 All right.

00:59:46.420 So, rats have some natural predators.

00:59:48.200 Yes, they do.

00:59:48.680 All right.

00:59:49.400 Cool.

00:59:49.740 The next M&M casket.

00:59:52.100 This is nice.

00:59:53.560 Yeah.

00:59:54.880 Family Barry's grandmother, an M&M themed casket.

00:59:57.740 It's very nice.

00:59:59.120 So, apparently the grandmother had this casket made years ago and it was just in her house

01:00:03.920 until she used it.

01:00:05.280 Wow.

01:00:05.760 Which is crazy.

01:00:07.360 And in my mind, like this is what late stage capitalism looks like.

01:00:11.960 Is that good or a bad thing?

01:00:13.320 I don't know.

01:00:13.860 You can kind of commit to a theme for your life.

01:00:16.080 You can attach yourself to a corporate entity like M&M's and you can kind of live an interesting

01:00:21.360 theme to life.

01:00:22.460 I really respect that.

01:00:23.640 I think old ladies and grandmas, they have this thing where they kind of like obsess over

01:00:27.620 a certain character or have like a little cartoon style.

01:00:30.560 Like this lady liked the M&M's.

01:00:32.180 I had a grandma who passed away.

01:00:33.680 She loved Betty Boop.

01:00:35.360 It was like a branding thing.

01:00:36.680 She just liked it.

01:00:37.480 Betty Boop.

01:00:38.220 Interesting.

01:00:38.920 Yeah.

01:00:39.180 So, I think they just pick something and they run with it and this lady really ran with

01:00:42.460 it.

01:00:42.760 That's great.

01:00:43.480 What would you like to be buried in?

01:00:45.760 Nothing.

01:00:46.280 Regular coffin.

01:00:47.760 Regular nice wood.

01:00:49.300 Nice.

01:00:49.840 Yeah.

01:00:50.180 Smart.

01:00:50.600 What about you?

01:00:51.340 I don't know.

01:00:52.600 All right.

01:00:53.060 Great contribution.

01:00:54.320 That was your snake bit.

01:00:55.620 Now you don't know.

01:00:56.460 All right.

01:00:56.800 Good.

01:00:57.780 Oh, man.

01:00:58.500 You're in trouble.

01:00:59.000 You can tell he writes everything for housekeeping and then uplifting gold.

01:01:02.100 He kind of phones it in.

01:01:03.300 Yeah.

01:01:03.480 Maybe a little bit.

01:01:05.900 Yeah.

01:01:06.300 I would just like to be buried in a normal coffin.

01:01:08.000 Okay.

01:01:08.660 Fair.

01:01:09.420 Big old box.

01:01:10.640 Great conversation.

01:01:11.640 Great podcast topic.

01:01:12.840 Heavy box.

01:01:14.200 Oh, yeah.

01:01:15.080 It would be heavy.

01:01:17.280 All right.

01:01:19.120 Next.

01:01:19.400 The autofill acoustic song.

01:01:20.820 This is funny.

01:01:21.560 This is talent.

01:01:23.100 Pause it real quick.

01:01:25.620 I have to kind of tee it up because there's audio only listeners.

01:01:29.820 This is a song written by the autofill button on iMessage.

01:01:34.640 So you just keep hitting autofill and the computer keeps writing an automatic message.

01:01:38.720 And then he shows it to his friend who's playing guitar.

01:01:41.120 And then they make a song out of it.

01:01:42.560 I can do a call later tonight or later today if you'd like to chat with you and let me know when you're available.

01:01:57.980 And I will be on my phone to call you back in the next time.

01:02:05.620 Thanks for your reply to your reply.

01:02:09.460 Soon as I can send the mail.

01:02:13.440 Thanks for the love.

01:02:15.880 That's pretty good.

01:02:16.780 Yeah.

01:02:17.200 That's pretty good.

01:02:17.780 That's talent.

01:02:18.140 And you know what that other guy's texting about all the time.

01:02:21.020 Yeah.

01:02:21.380 Just logistics.

01:02:22.320 He's just doing white collar work.

01:02:23.240 Just please circle back with me.

01:02:25.060 I'll call you back.

01:02:26.180 Yeah.

01:02:26.880 That's so funny.

01:02:28.040 The autofiller gets a little exposed there.

01:02:30.500 Thank God it wasn't, you know, anything creepy.

01:02:32.880 Yeah.

01:02:33.540 That's disgusting.

01:02:34.560 Or disgusting.

01:02:35.800 All right.

01:02:36.400 Next.

01:02:36.680 We have three clips left.

01:02:38.560 Next.

01:02:38.920 The baby tells all his mom's secrets.

01:02:41.180 This is funny.

01:02:42.380 Guess what?

01:02:44.600 Mom.

01:02:45.100 My mama went to jail.

01:02:49.400 Wanna know why her went to jail?

01:02:53.020 Cause her got caught stealing from that store.

01:02:57.240 That's why.

01:02:58.620 And we gotta go get her out of that jail.

01:03:02.960 And my grandma said, that's a damn shame.

01:03:06.520 And that's what.

01:03:08.760 Mommy got evicted from her house.

01:03:13.000 Yup.

01:03:13.240 And my grandma said, her just don't know how anybody get evicted off of no session eight.

01:03:20.200 Her.

01:03:21.160 Gammy said mommy ran with seven dollars.

01:03:25.080 And her list got kicked out of her house.

01:03:28.100 And Gammy said her can come stay with us.

01:03:32.140 Cause.

01:03:33.580 How?

01:03:34.280 Not only kicked out, kicked out of section eight.

01:03:36.120 Just absolutely exposed by a mad grandma who keeps talking in earshot of an infant.

01:03:41.120 Who's ready to share that.

01:03:43.460 Oh, that's good.

01:03:44.600 Yeah.

01:03:45.080 Um, all right.

01:03:45.900 Next.

01:03:46.220 Kate goes to the bathroom in pants.

01:03:48.180 Did you go potty?

01:03:49.400 I did.

01:03:50.440 How come?

01:03:51.500 Because I'm mad at poop in my pants.

01:03:54.160 You pooped in your pants?

01:03:55.080 Yeah.

01:03:55.620 There's poop in there?

01:03:56.460 Yeah.

01:03:57.040 Okay, we need to go tell mama.

01:03:58.540 No.

01:03:59.060 Why not?

01:03:59.880 Because I'm gonna, I'd like to stay in here.

01:04:03.900 Are you gonna be in trouble?

01:04:05.160 Yeah.

01:04:06.120 Yeah.

01:04:06.480 You're not supposed to poop in your pants, are you?

01:04:08.400 No.

01:04:09.200 Okay, why did you?

01:04:10.240 Because I'm mad at you.

01:04:11.960 Okay.

01:04:12.560 Well, we gotta go tell mom now.

01:04:14.120 No.

01:04:14.820 I don't want to go tell mom.

01:04:16.020 Because it's smelly, I can smell it.

01:04:18.480 Yeah.

01:04:19.260 Yeah.

01:04:19.900 Yeah.

01:04:20.640 That's bad.

01:04:21.060 It's kind of rocky.

01:04:22.060 It's kind of yucky.

01:04:23.120 Yeah.

01:04:23.300 It's really yucky.

01:04:23.980 Yeah.

01:04:24.060 Okay, let's go tell mom.

01:04:25.220 No.

01:04:25.700 I'm gonna go tell her, okay?

01:04:26.900 Okay.

01:04:27.740 Okay, I'll be back.

01:04:28.860 Yeah.

01:04:29.000 Don't move, okay?

01:04:29.920 Okay.

01:04:30.600 Okay.

01:04:30.800 Okay.

01:04:31.000 So that's maybe, maybe that child will say, that child's older than 18 months.

01:04:35.080 I guarantee it.

01:04:36.300 So maybe that child says, hey, I'm a girl.

01:04:38.340 And then some Muppet mom goes, yes, you are.

01:04:41.480 Well, we gotta start making some changes.

01:04:44.180 Yeah.

01:04:44.620 Wow.

01:04:45.060 That was pretty good.

01:04:45.700 That's nice, though.

01:04:46.500 Just shitting your pants and being like, I'm okay with it.

01:04:49.140 And then that's who you listen to for gender stuff.

01:04:51.860 Yeah.

01:04:52.640 Unbelievable, man.

01:04:53.580 These women are crazy.

01:04:54.980 You go to the bathroom in your pants.

01:04:56.380 I did.

01:04:57.380 Yeah.

01:04:58.000 I did.

01:04:59.320 Yeah.

01:04:59.580 That's who we need to listen to in case they want to change their entire gender and have

01:05:02.980 surgeries and inject them with hormones.

01:05:04.940 The person who can't go to the bathroom correctly.

01:05:08.080 Last clip.

01:05:09.540 Uplifting gold.

01:05:10.680 Let's end on a high note.

01:05:11.960 Kid mowing lawn.

01:05:12.960 This is a nice thing.

01:05:15.880 Pure Americana.

01:05:17.020 Hey.

01:05:17.880 What?

01:05:20.680 What?

01:05:22.080 Bubby, you've already mowed this.

01:05:25.080 Why don't you go find a neighbor's yard that needs to mow?

01:05:27.060 Go mow Ernie's yard.

01:05:29.140 Lower it up and go over there to Ernie.

01:05:30.380 See if Ernie wants you to mow his.

01:05:32.180 Okay.

01:05:32.940 All right.

01:05:33.340 Well, let me mow this.

01:05:34.780 Let me mow that.

01:05:36.560 I'll mow that when I come back.

01:05:39.840 Okay.

01:05:40.460 So he loads it up in the golf cart.

01:05:42.100 Golf cart trailer, dude.

01:05:43.780 He heads over to Ernie's house.

01:05:45.420 Isn't that great?

01:05:54.800 As another kid where it's like, basically, if you show him something or get him interested

01:05:59.060 in something, they'll probably like it, especially if dad does it.

01:06:03.260 And then that's all you really have to do.

01:06:05.320 But then if dad's not around and mom's a freak, that baby's in charge of its own life.

01:06:10.400 And like children, my Chinese donut boy, my brother, when he was little, he used to wear

01:06:15.380 a Batman costume every day for like months.

01:06:18.680 Yeah.

01:06:18.980 Because he was convinced he was Batman and he used to wear cowboy boots and a Batman costume

01:06:23.040 at the same time.

01:06:23.940 That's little kid stuff.

01:06:25.420 That's little kid stuff.

01:06:26.640 You get kind of into stuff and then you just go all in.

01:06:29.320 And it's like, if you don't provide any structure or give them options to pick from that are appropriate

01:06:34.020 for their age, the chances that they get caught up in some weird gender gay shit are way higher.

01:06:39.900 Yeah.

01:06:41.100 Preach.

01:06:41.860 Yeah.

01:06:42.320 All right.

01:06:42.700 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold.

01:06:44.180 That's the end of the episode as well.

01:06:46.520 As we promised, the best place to meet a girl.

01:06:50.780 If you're a man, the best place to meet a girl you could potentially like.

01:06:55.340 We have a clip that shows it is right here.

01:06:59.900 Oh, shit.

01:07:00.580 Oh, shit.

01:07:00.920 Oh, shit.

01:07:01.260 Oh, shit.

01:07:02.040 Oh, shit.

01:07:02.920 Shit.

01:07:03.420 Shit.

01:07:03.740 Shit.

01:07:04.240 I'm so sorry.

01:07:05.400 I'm so sorry.

01:07:07.320 Do you see how like they crashed?

01:07:09.380 And then the parachute went around her and they just had a moment in time where they're

01:07:13.720 just like in this little portal.

01:07:15.200 Uh-huh.

01:07:15.880 And you might be saying, Fleckis, are you telling me to go crash my parachute into people?

01:07:20.520 No.

01:07:21.560 But if you do something, you should do something you're passionate about and then crash into

01:07:26.800 a girl during it.

01:07:28.500 There's a good, there's the, there's the meadow, there's the metaphor.

01:07:32.220 There you go.

01:07:33.140 Do something.

01:07:33.880 Crash in a, this is a literal sense.

01:07:36.100 Yeah.

01:07:36.520 It's a literal sense.

01:07:37.560 It's a little on the nose.

01:07:38.760 Yeah.

01:07:39.680 Um, but do something you're passionate about and then crash into someone during that.

01:07:44.560 And then that's how you meet a nice girl.

01:07:45.740 And look how she gets up.

01:07:46.880 She's not like, oh, you knocked into me.

01:07:49.000 What was that?

01:07:50.000 She's just trying to be like, oh, I'm fine.

01:07:51.480 That was normal.

01:07:52.240 No big deal.

01:07:52.920 Yeah.

01:07:53.240 Nice girl.

01:07:53.980 These two.

01:07:54.860 Yeah.

01:07:55.180 She took, she took just about the worst route she could have as well in the getaway.

01:08:00.240 Running exactly straight on the line.

01:08:02.940 Gets decked and then goes, oh, I'm fine.

01:08:04.800 That was fun.

01:08:05.420 She's laughing.

01:08:06.480 Yeah.

01:08:06.780 All right.

01:08:07.080 Well, that's the end of the episode.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - February 24, 2023

IN THE THROES OF TWINK MANIA

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