Fleccas Talks Podcast - INTERVIEW OF THE YEAR - TUCKER AND PUTIN

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00:00:15.360 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Socks, a podcast episode 143.

00:00:20.080 Today on the show, Dan Crenshaw tells us how dumb we are for not supporting a Senate bill

00:00:25.320 that legalizes illegal immigration and gives all of our money away to Israel and Ukraine again.

00:00:30.280 Then Tucker is interviewing Putin. That's going to be big and it's certainly worrying the deep state.

00:00:35.640 Then in Cringe of the Week, this woman tells us that being on time is actually white supremacy. 0.64

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00:02:49.680 First things first, Tucker Putin interview coming very soon.

00:02:53.180 Tucker just met with Putin, did an interview, and I'm assuming it's going to be put on Twitter,

00:02:58.040 aka X.

00:02:59.580 And then remember, the Trump-Tucker interview got 267 million views.

00:03:04.600 Yeah.

00:03:05.100 So this one might do a billy.

00:03:06.800 Yeah, I think so.

00:03:08.140 I'll be retweeting it for sure and watching with great interest.

00:03:10.980 Um, I'm looking forward to seeing what a guy has to say through a trusted media personality

00:03:15.820 like Tucker Carlson that I know will be fair.

00:03:18.320 Yeah.

00:03:18.960 Fair and balanced for sure.

00:03:20.580 And people like Adam Kinzinger are like crying about it saying, treason, traitor.

00:03:24.060 And it's like, no, you're just in a proxy war with Russia.

00:03:26.620 We're not actually at war with Russia.

00:03:28.580 They have their nuclear power across the world that has intercontinental ballistic missiles.

00:03:32.900 You know that little country?

00:03:34.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:35.440 The proxy war.

00:03:36.020 And then they called Tucker a traitor while they like bring in all these illegals, millions 1.00

00:03:40.680 and millions.

00:03:41.360 And Tucker's the bad guy.

00:03:42.440 A lot of traitors in America right now.

00:03:44.360 And Tucker's not one of them.

00:03:45.900 Yeah.

00:03:46.020 A lot of traitors calling people traitors.

00:03:47.840 Yeah.

00:03:48.420 Spider-Man meme.

00:03:49.380 Um, so obviously Vladimir Putin has a lot of our secrets, everything from the moon landing

00:03:55.280 to the 2020 election, I'm assuming is fair game, which I'm excited about.

00:03:59.760 And I also wanted to get this on the record and this is, I'm not speaking for Richard Rappoy

00:04:03.600 here.

00:04:03.980 Please don't.

00:04:05.060 But I trust Vladimir Putin more than Joe Biden.

00:04:09.040 Does that, is that crazy?

00:04:10.520 You know, when it comes to 2020 election fairness, it's funny because they tried to discredit Putin

00:04:15.500 as much as possible with 2016 election interference made up and then they steal 2020 and then

00:04:23.160 Putin, like what?

00:04:24.280 He can't comment on it now because you made up rumors about 2016.

00:04:27.340 I don't know.

00:04:28.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:29.260 So hopefully maybe this interview will end with like Putin liberating us from our LGBT tech 1.00

00:04:34.740 banker overlords that rule over us in this soon to be third world country.

00:04:39.520 I do crave relief from those types of overlords.

00:04:42.020 So I mean, we'll see what happens, but.

00:04:43.900 And I also want to get on the record, speaking for myself and not Richard Rappoy, that I

00:04:47.960 also won't be believing the false flag that they do, where they say Russia did a nuclear

00:04:53.720 attack or blew up a nuclear reactor in Ukraine.

00:04:56.240 It was not Russia.

00:04:57.660 You heard it here first.

00:04:58.920 You heard it here before it even happened.

00:05:00.640 Smart.

00:05:01.600 Before the event.

00:05:02.800 All right, let's move on.

00:05:03.940 Let's get into some good stuff.

00:05:05.480 Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson.

00:05:07.900 Yeah.

00:05:08.340 The guy who could have been our guy.

00:05:10.320 Yeah.

00:05:10.820 The guy we were hopeful for.

00:05:12.420 Yeah.

00:05:12.660 Let us down again.

00:05:14.720 I'm realizing now, or I've done this already, but.

00:05:17.600 Speaker of the House.

00:05:18.240 It's more obvious now.

00:05:19.780 If someone becomes Speaker of the House and they get voted in, that's pretty much a sign

00:05:25.000 they're not our guy.

00:05:25.920 Yeah.

00:05:26.360 It's actually impossible for populists and true right wing populists to get their guy in

00:05:31.080 because then the money stops to certain countries and the money to certain buddies and friends

00:05:36.220 stops.

00:05:36.580 So they need a guy who's going to do those things.

00:05:39.600 And then they kind of trick us, our wing of the right wing, to voting for him.

00:05:44.200 Right.

00:05:44.360 So the fact that he got in is like evidence that he's not our guy.

00:05:47.200 Um, he's allergic to keeping it 100.

00:05:49.980 Yeah.

00:05:50.740 And he's, he's giving now in this thing, 14.3 billion to Israel, which is actually going

00:05:55.480 to be like 17 billion.

00:05:56.860 Yeah.

00:05:57.420 Um, Israel, Ukraine.

00:05:59.000 Are you talking about the immigration bill or the standalone Israel just giving money to

00:06:02.820 the standalone Israel?

00:06:04.180 Yeah.

00:06:04.580 Which, uh, Thomas Massey was complaining about as he should.

00:06:08.020 He says the speaker just announced, uh, that next week the house will vote on a clean bill

00:06:11.600 to send Israel 14.3 billion.

00:06:14.160 Israel has a lower debt to GDP ratio than the United States.

00:06:17.600 This spending package has no offsets, so it will increase our debt by 14.3 billion plus

00:06:22.900 interest.

00:06:23.900 I'm a no.

00:06:25.380 Um, so yeah, they're, they have a better ratio than us, but we have to send them money

00:06:29.860 because I don't know, we need 39 trillion in debt instead of 38.

00:06:35.040 Yeah.

00:06:35.540 Well, we do have a lot of extra bye-bye money.

00:06:38.200 You know what bye-bye money is?

00:06:39.900 Money.

00:06:40.480 It's a money that gets collected by taxpayers and goes bye-bye.

00:06:43.280 Yeah.

00:06:44.000 They just send it.

00:06:45.500 It goes off into the ether somewhere.

00:06:47.080 I don't know.

00:06:47.640 Uh, and you know, there used to be kind of like a loose, uh, I don't know, social contract

00:06:53.440 between the U S government and its citizens that most of our tax dollars would at least be

00:06:58.440 attempted to get spent on us.

00:07:00.540 And now it seems like that contract's just over and, uh, we never talked about it.

00:07:04.860 They just started doing it.

00:07:06.340 Yeah.

00:07:06.540 But we can't get, we, we have to be fair with this.

00:07:08.940 Um, so we kind of need to show both sides.

00:07:11.080 Obviously there is an upside of sending 17 billion to Israel. 0.76

00:07:15.200 Um, the military industrial complex stocks will go up.

00:07:18.520 Yeah.

00:07:18.800 And also we'll be able to continue the thousands year long blood feud war that's been going

00:07:23.280 on in the middle East between the Muslims and the Israelis.

00:07:25.800 That's important to keep that going.

00:07:26.940 So we can't just say everything's negative.

00:07:28.880 There are some upsides to all this.

00:07:31.500 Um, also I wanted to get this out there.

00:07:33.900 Um, do you know that if you complain about the money going to Israel, you're basically

00:07:38.180 saying that you were pro Holocaust.

00:07:40.400 Yeah.

00:07:41.120 I've heard that before.

00:07:41.920 I saw some tweets to, to Massey who you're doing the Holocaust again, which I don't know

00:07:47.120 how that works.

00:07:47.840 Uh, and you might be saying, Oh, Fleck is you're exaggerating.

00:07:50.980 It's not that bad.

00:07:52.180 No one's actually doing that.

00:07:53.460 But look at this next clip, Josh Hawley versus my Orcas.

00:07:57.540 They're talking about the border problems and look what my Orcas, uh, refers to when,

00:08:02.380 uh, complaining about Josh Hawley's question.

00:08:05.420 Frankly, Mr. Secretary, I think that your performance is despicable.

00:08:08.980 And I think the fact that you are not willing to provide answers to this committee is absolutely

00:08:13.200 atrocious.

00:08:14.420 Mr. Chairman, may I like, if you'd like to have a minute to respond, you were like, I

00:08:22.900 would, and I'm not sure I'll limit it to 60 seconds.

00:08:25.560 That's fine.

00:08:26.140 Uh, Senator Hawley takes a adversarial approach to me in this question.

00:08:32.720 And perhaps he doesn't know my own background.

00:08:36.740 Perhaps he does not know that I am the child of a Holocaust survivor.

00:08:41.640 Perhaps he does not know that my mother lost almost all her family at the hands of the Nazis.

00:08:50.160 Wow.

00:08:51.160 I didn't realize that we had that, we had that situation.

00:08:53.420 We need to keep the border open.

00:08:54.660 So all these millions of illegal third worlders can come here because my Orcas's grandma had 1.00

00:08:59.680 a tough time in Germany in the 1940s.

00:09:02.060 Wow.

00:09:02.620 Open border forever for anyone who wants to get here just because his relatives had a 1.00

00:09:07.860 tough time.

00:09:08.380 That's crazy.

00:09:09.140 Yeah.

00:09:09.540 What does that have to do with anything?

00:09:11.100 We need to ignore his behavior because of the Holocaust. 0.98

00:09:14.620 That's crazy.

00:09:15.500 And honestly, shame on us for even bringing this up because I didn't know that until right

00:09:19.280 now when we played it.

00:09:20.240 So that's, that's on us.

00:09:21.420 We have to, we have to change our whole worldview.

00:09:23.920 Uh, yeah.

00:09:24.640 You don't want an open border. 0.98

00:09:25.780 You must want Jews dead, but it's like, aren't you bringing in third worlders from like Somalia 1.00

00:09:31.180 and other Muslim countries that want Jews dead? 0.99

00:09:33.240 Low impulse control people. 0.99

00:09:34.800 Yeah.

00:09:34.940 You've seen the Hamas, you've seen the Hamas parades and the, and the blocking of the streets

00:09:38.980 too.

00:09:39.400 So if it's a Jews dead thing, you're not consistent, right?

00:09:43.480 You're not consistent.

00:09:44.000 Um, and then, uh, emotional extortion is the word I'm putting on this.

00:09:49.220 Yeah.

00:09:49.360 Very feminine. 0.90

00:09:50.200 Very feminine. 0.90

00:09:50.940 Yeah.

00:09:51.100 Like you can look at the facts and go, is this good or bad?

00:09:53.280 What should we do?

00:09:54.180 But then once you go, well, my family, they died in the Holocaust. 0.62

00:09:58.340 It's like, so we have to ignore policy and border, the border policy entirely because your

00:10:03.140 grandma was persecuted.

00:10:05.220 Yeah.

00:10:05.620 You may orca is coming back from like a grocery store trip and he's like, you know, my family

00:10:11.180 had a really tough time.

00:10:12.660 You can bring in the groceries.

00:10:13.760 Like it's just, he's dumping off all his little errands and chores on people.

00:10:17.300 Yeah.

00:10:17.900 And if you notice trends, yeah, that's a trend that you can notice pretty easily.

00:10:23.020 Very, uh, Dan Crenshaw is at it again too. 0.97

00:10:25.680 Uh, he's basically telling everyone they're stupid for not supporting the Senate bill that 0.99

00:10:29.140 legalizes illegal immigration. 0.99

00:10:30.900 We'll, we'll play his clip and then we'll kind of break the bill down. 1.00

00:10:34.040 The height of stupidity is having a strong opinion on something you know nothing about. 0.99

00:10:37.200 I'm extremely disappointed in the very strange maneuvering by many on the right to, to, to 1.00

00:10:42.740 torpedo, uh, potential border reform bill.

00:10:46.120 If we have a bill that on net significantly decreases illegal immigration and we sabotage

00:10:52.840 that, that is as inconsistent with what we told our voters we would do.

00:10:56.400 People will make up. 0.98

00:10:57.160 Oh, so he tells everyone how dumb they are for not supporting the bill that allows illegal 0.95

00:11:01.640 immigration and sends the money to Ukraine and Israel. 0.95

00:11:04.980 So 60 billion Ukraine, 14 billion to Israel, uh, two point something billion to non-governmental

00:11:11.680 organizations that are helping migrants along their journey here.

00:11:15.020 Yeah.

00:11:15.300 So billions to the NGOs that are bringing everyone here.

00:11:18.280 Yeah.

00:11:18.480 Who should be prosecuted?

00:11:19.880 Those NGOs should be prosecuted for committing crimes, right?

00:11:22.760 Yeah.

00:11:23.200 Facilitating, uh, felonies basically violations of us law. 0.99

00:11:27.120 And the thing about Crenshaw, which I really don't like is obviously he calls everyone stupid, 0.99

00:11:31.560 thinks he's smarter than everybody. 0.99

00:11:32.620 Uh, but then he'll say things like, well, the money doesn't actually go to Ukraine.

00:11:36.360 It goes in contracts and comes back to us in the form of blah, blah, blah.

00:11:39.840 Okay.

00:11:40.160 Dan money doesn't go to Ukraine.

00:11:42.060 Oh, we're paying their pensions.

00:11:44.480 Okay.

00:11:45.120 Dan.

00:11:45.460 Yeah.

00:11:45.900 Yeah.

00:11:46.240 But you're right.

00:11:46.980 He's got this total like condescending, like I'm a lawmaker.

00:11:49.440 I'm here.

00:11:50.100 And this, I know what, I know what, how it needs to get done.

00:11:52.840 I'm Dan. 0.99

00:11:53.640 I'm dirty. 0.99

00:11:54.300 Dan Crenshaw with the fake eye patch. 0.98

00:11:56.900 You know, he has two eyes, right guys?

00:11:58.620 It's not even a, it's a, he's got a fake, fake eye.

00:12:01.140 Fake, fake eye.

00:12:02.000 He's incepted us.

00:12:03.140 Let's see it.

00:12:03.840 Pull it up.

00:12:04.620 Pull it out.

00:12:05.120 Go like this.

00:12:05.720 Let's see what's in there.

00:12:06.460 I think it was a real lie.

00:12:07.680 And he does.

00:12:08.460 He actually does.

00:12:09.200 But yeah, not slander, not slander. 1.00

00:12:12.000 But the point is that energy, like, oh, you're so stupid. 1.00

00:12:15.280 And then it's like, you read the bill and you go, I'm stupid. 1.00

00:12:18.900 I'm stupid, Dan. 1.00

00:12:20.460 And it's so weird for him. 0.99

00:12:21.800 You've, I feel like he doesn't pop up that much.

00:12:24.180 He pops up when it's a real rhino globalist corporate handshake deal. 1.00

00:12:29.660 He pops up to do some dumb shit. 1.00

00:12:31.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:31.840 Really dumb shit. 1.00

00:12:32.860 It's very bad. 1.00

00:12:33.520 And he's a, he's a climber.

00:12:34.680 He wants to keep moving.

00:12:35.660 He wants to go from Congress to Senate to this, to the White House one day.

00:12:38.980 And he'll be, he's John McCain.

00:12:40.860 Yeah.

00:12:41.080 He's John McCain, maybe worse because John McCain at least was like hiding pretty good.

00:12:46.720 Yeah.

00:12:47.120 It's not the time to be John McCain.

00:12:48.600 It was easy to be John McCain 30 years ago. 0.99

00:12:50.420 John McCain waited until the very end to do the bad shit, right? 1.00

00:12:53.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:54.140 And like, it was at a time where people weren't aware. 0.98

00:12:56.100 Everyone's aware now when you're going to do John McCain shit, but he always will say, 0.99

00:12:59.540 oh, I've, I have a 95% conservative voting rate. 0.99

00:13:03.160 I'm the most conservative.

00:13:04.200 Actually, if you compare my record and all these other conservatives in the Freedom Caucus

00:13:07.960 are actually not conservative.

00:13:09.440 Yeah.

00:13:09.720 Then why does everyone hate you, Dan?

00:13:11.160 What happened to your rep, Dan?

00:13:12.640 Yeah.

00:13:12.940 If you have a 95% conservative voting record, that's like the hard part.

00:13:16.440 Shouldn't everyone be on your side and like you?

00:13:18.600 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:13:19.360 Why do you suck so bad? 1.00

00:13:20.060 Why is everyone repulsed by you and not trust you? 1.00

00:13:23.000 I don't know.

00:13:23.760 And then also he, uh, he says, oh, this bill will lower the illegal immigration from what

00:13:28.980 the astronomically high level we're at right now.

00:13:31.560 It'll bring it down.

00:13:32.620 We already have laws that say it's illegal to come here.

00:13:35.260 Why do we need on paper to say there's a certain amount of illegal immigrants we can 0.93

00:13:41.100 take a day?

00:13:41.700 I think it's 5,000 a day.

00:13:43.060 Yeah.

00:13:43.220 And it's written in the bill and people are trying to say, no, it's not in there, but

00:13:46.800 it's like the text.

00:13:47.740 You can see the text.

00:13:48.700 It says it.

00:13:49.220 And then 5,000 a day is like 1.8 million a year.

00:13:52.700 Mm-hmm.

00:13:53.660 So that's the plan, Dan.

00:13:55.520 We need to get legally on paper the amount of illegals that can come.

00:13:58.840 Why don't we just say none?

00:14:00.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.240 Like the law is already.

00:14:01.040 1.8 million a year after already letting in more than the population of what?

00:14:05.560 44 states?

00:14:06.860 Yeah.

00:14:07.080 So it's like, yeah, okay.

00:14:08.960 Just America and American, the phrase just means anybody who can get here. 0.97

00:14:13.320 Yeah.

00:14:13.540 If you're inside the lines.

00:14:15.200 Bill Malusian had a good tweet about it as well.

00:14:16.800 He said, interesting context.

00:14:18.500 The 60 billion in Ukraine assistance in the Senate deal is larger than the entire budget

00:14:22.760 of the U.S. Marine Corps has requested for fiscal year 24, which was 53 billion.

00:14:27.800 Great.

00:14:28.320 We've got to go make the Marines in Ukraine work. 1.00

00:14:31.120 Yeah, and isn't Ukraine already kind of like down to the old guys and conscripts and shit? 0.98

00:14:37.020 Yeah, they're done. 0.98

00:14:37.880 They got blown out.

00:14:39.020 They lost generations of men.

00:14:41.740 Sad.

00:14:42.300 That's like, that actually saddens me. 1.00

00:14:44.160 And then warmongers and people who are trying to fund this shit just go, no, keep feeding 0.99

00:14:48.900 them to the machine. 1.00

00:14:49.880 Keep feeding them into the giant mashing teeth of war. 0.94

00:14:52.860 Grind them up. 0.75

00:14:53.240 And it's like, I'm like, these are real guys who are going to die because Russia has actual, 0.96

00:14:58.120 you know, abilities.

00:15:00.400 Yeah.

00:15:00.660 And then you look on the front page of Reddit every day and it's just some random like,

00:15:04.720 oh, this Ukrainian drone got this Russian. 0.54

00:15:07.420 And it's like, yeah, for every one of those, there's 10 Ukrainians blowed up.

00:15:12.060 Yeah, maybe worse.

00:15:13.300 It's not, it's not.

00:15:14.800 So it just is very upsetting.

00:15:16.800 And, you know, obviously the U.S. is still trying to fund the death of ethnics in Ukraine. 0.68

00:15:23.180 I have a little end times parlay I'd like to get on the record.

00:15:26.620 Okay, let's hear it.

00:15:27.460 Obviously there's, I would say 50 million illegals here total.

00:15:31.320 So with that.

00:15:33.880 They're already counted in the census. 0.99

00:15:35.120 They're already, they can vote in some local municipalities like in Vermont and shit. 0.96

00:15:39.980 So I think with that, there's going to be chaos in the cities. 0.96

00:15:44.080 A lot of people with no means of making money who are going to gang up and do crimes.

00:15:48.440 And I think what could happen with all this chaos and all these illegals here, you could get the deep state, the Dan types to start promoting facial recognition in all the cities. 0.98

00:15:59.040 Yeah.

00:15:59.580 And then eventually maybe I need a little chip in my hand so everyone knows I'm a citizen and who's who.

00:16:05.180 And you kind of can almost wave in the mark of the beast.

00:16:08.680 Yeah.

00:16:09.080 Yeah.

00:16:09.560 I agree.

00:16:10.080 That's what Dan wants to do.

00:16:11.640 Dan Crenshaw said that.

00:16:13.480 You heard him here on the video.

00:16:15.200 He said it.

00:16:16.040 Yeah.

00:16:16.320 All right.

00:16:17.340 Let's keep going.

00:16:18.260 We have a little more things to break down in the bill itself.

00:16:20.780 It also grants authority of future immigration disputes to a D.C. district court.

00:16:26.220 Yeah.

00:16:26.520 You know how D.C. does it.

00:16:29.020 Can't send it to someone in El Paso.

00:16:30.700 Yeah.

00:16:32.180 D.C. district court is going to be in charge of immigration from here on out.

00:16:35.160 It's probably like on some random page.

00:16:37.260 And oh, yeah, any future immigration stuff will be decided by these nine Muppets from D.C.

00:16:42.360 That's how it is, man.

00:16:43.200 And everything gets snuck in when the bill comes up.

00:16:47.300 It's like, who wrote this?

00:16:48.360 And it's like some senator puts his name on it.

00:16:50.580 But it's like, no, no.

00:16:51.340 Who wrote it?

00:16:52.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:16:52.640 Who was sneaking in whatever the fucking little cherry pick things they want in there? 1.00

00:16:56.740 It's so frustrating. 1.00

00:16:57.860 It's very blackpilling when you realize how many senators just don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:17:02.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:02.520 It's very blackpilling because we had a system set up that wouldn't allow stuff to get out of hand.

00:17:08.960 And then you have people that just circumvent the system to do bad guy stuff.

00:17:13.080 And then you kind of think, well, we'll vote them out or we'll pay our taxes and the taxes won't go to certain things.

00:17:18.780 Like, you can kind of, like, trust that.

00:17:20.300 And then that trust is gone because they'll steal elections.

00:17:23.160 They'll nuke us. 1.00

00:17:24.480 They'll start wars we don't need to start. 0.92

00:17:26.760 They'll lie about everything.

00:17:27.740 They'll censor the truth.

00:17:28.620 So it's like we're not even up against – we're not even in a fair game up against the opponent.

00:17:32.920 We're in an unfair game.

00:17:34.320 And our opponent has, like, unlimited resources and trillions of dollars.

00:17:37.860 Yeah.

00:17:38.460 And we're just two fat guys with a podcast. 0.72

00:17:39.940 And one of us isn't even that fat anymore. 0.93

00:17:41.480 We're two fat guys with a podcast.

00:17:43.000 One of us isn't that fat anymore.

00:17:44.440 And, like, you know, that's the thing.

00:17:47.580 They're just printing off money.

00:17:49.780 It's not even money we have.

00:17:52.020 They're just making more.

00:17:53.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:53.680 Our receipts, our tax receipts aren't even enough to pay for this shit. 0.99

00:17:57.260 So we got to give Israel money on credit. 0.99

00:18:00.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:01.440 Isn't that fucking – isn't that so fucking crazy? 1.00

00:18:03.860 That would be like going to the casino. 1.00

00:18:06.240 Going to the casino, cash advance.

00:18:08.180 You're saying I'm going to win it all back.

00:18:10.060 But then you just give it to somebody else to gamble with.

00:18:12.760 Yeah.

00:18:13.200 So it's not even good.

00:18:14.660 You can't even – it's impossible to win.

00:18:16.220 Yeah.

00:18:16.500 There was some math that was done in a tweet about the number of U.S. deaths versus the U.S. born population versus illegals coming in.

00:18:24.520 Can you give that a quick read?

00:18:25.280 Yeah.

00:18:25.680 Replacement – you know, the replacement conspiracy, the great replacement of Americans, white people too, specifically.

00:18:32.460 Replacement conspiracy theory.

00:18:33.860 America produces 10,000 babies per day.

00:18:36.460 8,000 Americans die every day.

00:18:38.240 New immigration bill codifies letting 5,000 illegal migrants per day.

00:18:42.360 Legal immigration stands at roughly 3,200 per day.

00:18:46.040 Total, 3,000 net Americans are being produced per day.

00:18:49.840 8,200 net migrants are being produced per day, not including illegals not accounted for.

00:18:55.780 Thought experiment.

00:18:56.620 Calculate how many people will be produced by both groups, native versus migrants over 50 years, using 3,000 net natives at a birth rate of 1.7x versus 8,300 net migrants at 2.2x birth rate.

00:19:10.220 Total people produced, native, 54 million.

00:19:12.960 Migrants, 151 million.

00:19:15.280 Half the country.

00:19:16.400 3x'd us.

00:19:17.440 Bye.

00:19:18.100 Yeah.

00:19:18.620 We're bye-bye people.

00:19:19.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:20.240 So we're fighting for our own existence with this shit. 1.00

00:19:23.440 And Dan Crenshaw is, oh, just sign it. 1.00

00:19:25.300 What are you, stupid? 1.00

00:19:26.220 What are you, dumb? 1.00

00:19:26.980 Give the money to Israel, Ukraine. 1.00

00:19:28.700 Get replaced.

00:19:30.200 Yeah.

00:19:30.740 And then we kind of have like, you know, Joe Biden.

00:19:32.860 What does he think about all this?

00:19:34.360 He spoke the other day.

00:19:35.840 And this is what he had to say.

00:19:37.620 Right after I was elected, I went to what they call a G7 meeting, all the NATO leaders.

00:19:44.140 And it was in the south of England.

00:19:47.340 And I sat down and I said, America's back.

00:19:50.960 And Niederand from Germany, I mean, from France, looked at me and said, you know, how long are you back for?

00:20:03.640 Mm-hmm.

00:20:05.880 Yeah.

00:20:06.560 So Joe Biden was talking us up at the G7 meeting.

00:20:10.100 Mm-hmm.

00:20:10.740 And he referenced Mitterrand from Germany, who was actually the French president between 1981 and 1995.

00:20:19.440 And he died in 1996.

00:20:21.920 So his wires are crossed.

00:20:24.040 Alzheimer's, boy.

00:20:25.080 His wires are crossed.

00:20:26.120 So that's our guy.

00:20:27.280 Yeah.

00:20:27.680 Fighting for us, too.

00:20:28.780 Maybe the president will come over the top and stop it.

00:20:31.180 No, no.

00:20:32.280 Not actually happening.

00:20:33.640 And then there was a – remember the cops that got stomped out by those illegals and then got released on no bail? 0.90

00:20:38.400 Yeah.

00:20:38.900 There was that – they were talking about that on CNN the other day.

00:20:42.460 Mm-hmm.

00:20:42.700 And they were going on about how they had, like, a huge rap each, like, a huge rap sheet.

00:20:47.460 All those guys had multiple crimes.

00:20:49.460 And then listen to what happens at the end of this clip.

00:20:52.300 There's this one percenter, you know, criminal element that looks at a different opportunity here.

00:20:57.340 These individuals – I went over their rap sheets yesterday.

00:20:59.940 Mm-hmm.

00:21:00.560 Multiple charges.

00:21:01.120 Multiple charges.

00:21:01.980 Grand larceny.

00:21:02.900 Robbery.

00:21:03.400 Attempted robbery.

00:21:04.280 Grand larceny.

00:21:04.980 Grand larceny.

00:21:05.600 This particular crew operated on mopeds and scooters.

00:21:09.120 They were doing organized retail theft.

00:21:11.980 They were doing snatches on the street.

00:21:14.020 iPhones, iPads, clothing, so on and so forth.

00:21:17.380 One of them that they are still seeking has 10 charges on one day because he's part of a pattern that's been going on.

00:21:23.780 And I'm looking at the dates that their arrest started, which is probably close to when they got here.

00:21:28.860 They've only been here a couple of months.

00:21:30.700 So what the detectives are telling me is they have crews here that operate in New York, do all their stealing,

00:21:37.060 then go to Florida to spend the money, and then come back.

00:21:39.380 And I'm like, well, why don't they just stay and steal in Florida?

00:21:41.540 And they said, because there you go to jail.

00:21:43.500 Oh.

00:21:45.040 Oh.

00:21:46.120 Ah.

00:21:46.360 Great point.

00:21:47.160 So they do 10 crimes a day.

00:21:49.100 Yeah.

00:21:49.560 And some, I'm sure, are fine people.

00:21:51.540 Yeah.

00:21:52.220 I'm sure one every 20 is a normal guy who just wants to be an American. 1.00

00:21:56.240 But fuck him, too. 1.00

00:22:00.520 Yeah.

00:22:01.220 Exactly.

00:22:01.820 For these people?

00:22:02.560 That's the point.

00:22:03.040 It's like CNN discovering something we covered on the podcast four months ago or six months ago, even more.

00:22:09.040 We figured it out.

00:22:10.280 Wow.

00:22:10.560 The perverse incentive criminal justice system actually encourages people to do crime?

00:22:15.140 You have a 15,000 square foot studio.

00:22:17.900 Yeah.

00:22:18.200 You probably make 300 grand a year to be on CNN.

00:22:21.120 You didn't do any Googling on the side?

00:22:23.460 Figure out what's going on?

00:22:25.020 We have like a $20 green screen in a spare bedroom here.

00:22:28.220 No, just keep reading the teleprompter, bro.

00:22:30.640 Like, it's not even.

00:22:31.860 Couldn't figure it out.

00:22:32.860 Yeah.

00:22:33.300 And obviously, crime going down is very possible.

00:22:37.300 We know the El Salvador graph and what that looks like.

00:22:40.320 Here's the homicides.

00:22:41.620 Yeah.

00:22:42.120 Straight line down.

00:22:42.920 You basically just arrest people who do homicides.

00:22:44.900 And then the people who do homicides are in jail.

00:22:47.440 And then a couple of leftists will scream and say, no, you're authoritarian.

00:22:51.100 You're authoritarian. 1.00

00:22:52.020 You're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:22:52.800 And then you win your reelection by getting 90% of the vote, though, because it turns out people don't really like the face tattooed murderers running the country. 1.00

00:23:01.600 They'd rather have a little authoritarian guy clean up the place. 1.00

00:23:05.080 Yeah, and they don't care what some fat lesbian who went to NYU journalism school writes in some stupid newspaper. 1.00

00:23:12.340 Yeah, she went to Brown. 1.00

00:23:13.280 She works at the L.A. Times. 0.82

00:23:14.620 And she writes articles about how traffic is racist because white people don't have to smell it and black people do or something. 0.89

00:23:21.740 And you go, oh, you? 0.88

00:23:22.760 That doesn't matter.

00:23:23.620 Oh, we don't care about that.

00:23:24.740 Yeah, we don't listen to you.

00:23:26.220 Anybody else?

00:23:26.820 Any normal people?

00:23:27.920 Yeah.

00:23:28.160 And then also, last thing on this whole section, $53 million in prepaid debit cards for illegals in New York City.

00:23:37.220 Yeah, you may have seen 50 Cent react very negatively to this.

00:23:41.160 New York City launches $53 million program to hand out prepaid credit cards to migrant families.

00:23:46.980 And here, this is what I was trying to say earlier, but Raig National said it.

00:23:49.940 Once upon a time, there was at least some pretense that Americans' tax dollars would actually benefit them.

00:23:54.520 But now America is just a slush fund for the rest of the world, presided over by people who hate the American people and want them gone.

00:24:03.560 That's what it is.

00:24:04.720 And I think National Pulse had just reported something right before we walked into film, and it was about Massachusetts illegals where they're given free hotels.

00:24:15.820 They take over the hotel.

00:24:16.820 And I saw something that they give free diapers, Ubers, transportation, like bus tickets, and then-

00:24:23.960 Three meals a day, too.

00:24:24.620 Three meals a day, of course.

00:24:25.640 That's like the baseline.

00:24:27.420 And then if someone comes in with a baby and they don't have a stroller, the hotel orders a stroller to be one-nighted from Amazon.

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00:24:50.360 Hashtag make a play.

00:24:52.920 So it's like that's what, hey, Massachusetts taxpayers.

00:24:56.580 You could just move to New York.

00:24:58.860 What?

00:24:59.360 If you wanted to, like, make it in the big city and move to New York, just move to New York and get in one of these illegal spots.

00:25:04.760 And just live in the Roosevelt Hotel and have three meals a day and whatever you need and some money.

00:25:10.260 Exactly.

00:25:10.900 It's actually not bad.

00:25:11.680 And all you need is no ID.

00:25:13.480 And then also-

00:25:14.160 Like, you just need to not have-

00:25:15.580 You could have it in your pocket and go, I don't have an ID.

00:25:17.860 I'm from Argentina.

00:25:19.440 America?

00:25:20.420 Yeah.

00:25:20.940 And then so back to the $53 million debit cards for illegals, which we've been reporting and talking more on the podcast about how much straight cash is being given to people.

00:25:30.880 And this is a debit card, so there's a little bit of control.

00:25:33.420 But it's cash or cash equivalents, right?

00:25:36.720 And basically, you know how people always joke, we fought the Revolutionary War over, like, 1.5% tax and all this.

00:25:44.980 At what point did cash start being so easily given out?

00:25:49.500 I think if you want to give cash to anybody, especially non-citizens, you need, like, a super majority or, like, an overriding veto amount of votes to be able to hand cash out to someone.

00:26:01.880 We've agreed that you guys do the military.

00:26:04.340 You spend the money on the military.

00:26:05.900 You build bridges and, you know, the train lines.

00:26:09.240 Give them guns, you know?

00:26:10.980 But when did cash start being handed out to people?

00:26:13.920 I'm going to tell you when.

00:26:15.000 And you might just think I'm being a hater, but Obama.

00:26:19.120 Obama gave up the cell phones.

00:26:20.940 The cell phones, and then he gave the cash to Iran on the pallets. 0.57

00:26:24.360 So I need to do some more research into that, but, like, well, internationally speaking, we've always been a little wasteful when it comes to cash.

00:26:32.140 Pallets of cash to Iraq, paying out suppliers, blah, blah, blah.

00:26:35.120 But giving money to people in America and then some who aren't even citizens.

00:26:38.980 Who came here illegally? 0.87

00:26:39.880 It makes me sick, right?

00:26:41.080 Isn't that, like, the worst?

00:26:42.180 Give me the – or burn the money.

00:26:43.800 Burn the money, deflation.

00:26:45.640 Deflation. 0.81

00:26:46.100 Let's do a burn. 1.00

00:26:46.920 Yeah.

00:26:47.220 And so let's do a burn, like crypto.

00:26:49.540 Yeah.

00:26:50.100 It's all – but, no, the point is it's all, like, government spending, inflation, and we're giving cash to migrants.

00:26:56.560 And, yeah, inflation is higher than ever, right?

00:26:59.260 We could do a burn.

00:27:00.780 We should.

00:27:01.400 A literal burn. 0.56

00:27:02.320 All right.

00:27:02.580 Let's move on.

00:27:03.400 Less political stuff, but we're still in housekeeping.

00:27:06.340 Make sure you guys help us with the algo tickle the post, juice the algo, like the video, leave a comment, leave a comment again.

00:27:12.520 Then start talking about what you want to talk about.

00:27:14.800 Make sure notifications are on.

00:27:16.140 And last but not least, send us stuff to the P.O. Box.

00:27:20.700 We haven't checked the P.O. Box in, like, two weeks.

00:27:22.540 Yeah, and they're going to get mad at us.

00:27:23.700 They go, oh, we ain't your storage facility. 0.98

00:27:25.500 Yeah, and then it's these black people. 1.00

00:27:27.580 They go, Flickus Talks. 0.82

00:27:29.520 And I go, yeah, don't Google it.

00:27:31.680 Don't Google it.

00:27:32.560 Don't look at our thumbnails.

00:27:34.040 This is a quick note.

00:27:35.220 Shane Gillis is hosting SNL at the end of the month.

00:27:37.720 Yeah.

00:27:38.120 Good to see the full circle there.

00:27:39.300 He got fired from there five years ago before he even went on, even though he's actually a funny comedian.

00:27:43.600 But he made a joke about Chinese people that wasn't even offensive.

00:27:47.620 So, good.

00:27:48.380 He never apologized.

00:27:49.560 And it went full circle.

00:27:50.820 He's going to win.

00:27:51.880 And also, he's, like, the class of people who did get the job that year in Shane Gillis' career versus the class of people who got that job.

00:28:00.360 You know who won.

00:28:01.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:01.160 SNL sucks. 1.00

00:28:02.120 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:02.580 They have, like, a diversity thing where they try to have one from each group.

00:28:05.800 And because of that, no one's actually funny.

00:28:08.720 Interesting.

00:28:09.220 Yeah.

00:28:09.520 They have, like, a lesbian. 0.99

00:28:10.880 They have a fat guy. 0.98

00:28:12.280 Yeah. 0.81

00:28:12.500 Or a Chinese man. 0.93

00:28:14.160 Yeah.

00:28:14.540 They have one from each.

00:28:15.540 Is Leslie Jones still on that show, just yelling every once in a while? 1.00

00:28:18.520 Last time I checked, she was, but she's probably not.

00:28:21.180 I haven't checked in years.

00:28:22.460 For sure.

00:28:22.960 For sure.

00:28:23.420 All right.

00:28:24.160 Rohit.

00:28:24.620 I don't know if you guys follow Rohit.

00:28:26.000 He's one of my favorite people with an entertaining talent, or PET, or PET.

00:28:30.220 But Rohit quit fizzy drinks.

00:28:33.020 So every day he makes a video about how he hadn't had fizzy drinks that day.

00:28:36.740 No fizzy drink for me today.

00:28:38.540 But he also has important messages that come after that update.

00:28:41.840 And this one really stuck with me.

00:28:44.040 So.

00:28:44.820 Hello, everyone.

00:28:45.860 No fizzy drink for me today.

00:28:47.660 This morning when I was going to the train station to park my car, I was visualizing the parking space near the entry.

00:28:53.740 When I reached that station, I found one parking space near the entry, and I parked my car.

00:28:58.240 But the point which I would like to make is, every day, whenever I go to work, whenever I park my car at the station, I try to get the parking near the entry.

00:29:07.780 Most of the times, I fail.

00:29:09.460 Today, I succeeded.

00:29:10.440 That's fine.

00:29:11.420 But the message which I would like to give here is, failure should not disappoint us.

00:29:15.880 For me, whenever I fail, it even motivates me to try again.

00:29:19.300 Keep trying until I succeed.

00:29:21.060 Like what happened today.

00:29:22.040 I finally succeeded.

00:29:23.440 So that's the most important thing.

00:29:24.760 Failure is part of the process.

00:29:26.940 That is really important to remember.

00:29:29.100 And keep trying, keep trying, keep trying, unless you succeed.

00:29:32.100 Honestly speaking, if I fail 100 days continuously, I'll still try day 101.

00:29:37.940 And no fizzy drink for me today.

00:29:41.060 And no fizzy drink.

00:29:42.440 So the important message from the beginning, he can really go.

00:29:45.520 Yeah.

00:29:45.780 Oh, he's a yapper. 1.00

00:29:47.100 Yapper in charge. 1.00

00:29:48.260 Yeah.

00:29:48.600 He's got a big yappetite.

00:29:51.320 He could go all day.

00:29:53.040 But the important lesson was we said at the beginning about how he was going to the parking lot and he imagined.

00:29:58.360 And visualized.

00:29:59.000 He visualized an open spot.

00:30:00.660 And then he got there and there was an open spot.

00:30:02.700 Yeah.

00:30:03.140 Which tells me, which is me telling you, that your visualizations and your thoughts and prayers can impact the current realm and timeline we're in.

00:30:12.260 Okay.

00:30:12.700 So your beliefs can change reality and your negative thoughts can also curse you.

00:30:17.980 That's where it's important as well.

00:30:20.140 They're both important.

00:30:20.820 But if you speak negatively to yourself and you're not optimistic, things will go against you every time and you'll prove yourself right.

00:30:28.320 So that's just what I wanted to get out there.

00:30:30.120 Visualizing is very important.

00:30:31.780 I'll tell a quick story.

00:30:32.820 Stay positive.

00:30:33.740 I've told this in bonus land, but when I lived in LA before Fleckus Talks and I was trying to be a comedian, I would go to the comedy store once every three weeks, once a month or so.

00:30:42.860 And I would sit in this chair every time to the right, which was in front of the piano guy who was like the emcee and he was just doing like the in-between music and whatever for the comedy show.

00:30:53.300 And every time they had a house performer go up, the second guy would always say, hey, before I do my set, I want to acknowledge someone in the room who's the most talented at what they do.

00:31:02.940 They're world-renowned, award-winning, best in the game.

00:31:06.400 And then he would point to the piano guy.

00:31:08.380 But he would basically be pointing to me.

00:31:10.260 So you get in the way a little bit.

00:31:11.560 So I was like, yeah, in the way.

00:31:12.860 But I stood in front of them.

00:31:13.580 Everyone would look over and clap and look at me.

00:31:16.300 And that made me feel like I was the world-renowned, best in the game, just won an award type thing.

00:31:21.920 Smart.

00:31:22.380 So I would do that every week.

00:31:23.680 And then it would – basically I did – it's like I had the accomplishment of being a world-renowned, best in the game person without actually having doing – without having to do the work.

00:31:32.820 So that felt good for you.

00:31:35.340 That felt good for me.

00:31:36.560 But it also showed me that it's possible to succeed and be the best at something.

00:31:41.460 I already had the experience.

00:31:42.800 All I have to do is be the best part.

00:31:44.360 Yeah.

00:31:44.680 So you already had the end result.

00:31:46.140 So that would like fuel me and like it made me realize it was possible because I basically already experienced it before I experienced it even though I hadn't done any of the work yet.

00:31:54.780 And look at me now.

00:31:55.680 I have a fat racist podcast with my best buddy. 0.98

00:31:57.920 It's that easy. 1.00

00:31:59.200 So you got to be fat.

00:32:02.300 No, no, no, no.

00:32:03.080 You didn't say that.

00:32:04.080 You got to be positive and then delusional.

00:32:06.320 And then when those two mix together and plus add a couple hundred pounds and baby, you got a stew going. 1.00

00:32:11.820 Yeah.

00:32:12.220 Get an extra bedroom and a green screen from Amazon.

00:32:15.220 Yep. 1.00

00:32:15.640 And you can talk shit to Dan Crenshaw whenever you want. 1.00

00:32:17.960 And he gets mad. 1.00

00:32:19.000 He gets mad.

00:32:20.780 Oh, you're mad, Dan. 0.70

00:32:22.280 You're mad.

00:32:23.200 Do you know Dan goes around St. Pete?

00:32:24.880 He went around St. Pete giving a little speech the other day.

00:32:27.240 Uh-huh.

00:32:27.920 Or the last few months, like in Florida, Tampa area.

00:32:30.720 And he says that there are some influencers, some of you may know, who are the establishment.

00:32:35.960 And Dan said that he's actually the real populace and the influencers are the new establishment.

00:32:42.380 Yeah.

00:32:42.560 Good luck, Dan, with that message.

00:32:44.220 Yeah, Dan.

00:32:45.020 I bet.

00:32:46.120 All right.

00:32:47.040 Let's go to our next clip.

00:32:49.220 The four haircuts for $1,200.

00:32:51.640 Yeah.

00:32:52.080 What happened here?

00:32:53.360 Show you guys how I made $1,230 only doing four haircuts.

00:32:57.240 This was my first cut at 9.45 a.m.

00:32:59.240 He just gets his beard lined up.

00:33:00.540 This was $200 right here.

00:33:01.740 This was my second cut at 11 a.m.

00:33:03.280 He doesn't like to be on camera, so I just recorded us shaking hands.

00:33:05.820 He shot me $275.

00:33:07.040 This was my third cut at 12.30.

00:33:08.480 He gets a mid-drop fade in his beard done as well.

00:33:10.480 He shot me $270.

00:33:11.600 And my fourth appointment ended up canceling the morning of, so he sent me $225 for missing.

00:33:16.240 And this is my last appointment and fourth haircut of the day.

00:33:18.620 This is a new client.

00:33:19.500 He got a taper with like a mullet and he got his beard done as well.

00:33:21.900 He shot me $260 and the total came out to $1.

00:33:24.140 So he made $1,200 from doing four haircuts in one day.

00:33:27.100 Some guy just got his beard lined up and paid $200 to this guy. 0.99

00:33:31.240 Is he sucking these guys? 0.99

00:33:32.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:32.780 What is he doing?

00:33:33.480 What's the thing?

00:33:34.160 What happened?

00:33:34.660 So if you pay two something for a haircut and you get a haircut every couple weeks or whatever,

00:33:39.320 that's like six.

00:33:40.480 If you're this type of guy, you have to get a cut every two weeks because you got these 0.99

00:33:44.220 sharp lines and shit. 0.99

00:33:45.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:33:45.740 So that's like $6,000 a year on haircuts.

00:33:48.840 So invested into the S&P 500 at an average of 10% a year, that would be?

00:33:54.160 I didn't know.

00:33:56.640 But I thought you were a delusional math guy.

00:33:59.820 No, I just can't listen to the numbers.

00:34:02.220 Okay.

00:34:02.780 But I'm going to apply it to myself.

00:34:05.220 Now I cut my own hair with the dog clippers.

00:34:07.540 Yes, the dog clippers.

00:34:08.720 Which of course means I'm now allowed to gamble up to $6,000 a year that I would have spent

00:34:15.460 on haircuts.

00:34:16.500 No, I don't think so.

00:34:17.640 I asked a few friends.

00:34:19.020 I asked a friend of ours who gets his haircut from like a guy who comes and does it.

00:34:23.320 And I was like, how much do you spend?

00:34:25.040 And he's like, $50 plus tip. 0.98

00:34:27.320 So I think black people are getting bamboozled by barbers. 0.92

00:34:31.900 I used to go to the barber and it was $20. 0.97

00:34:33.680 Yeah.

00:34:34.280 And I think prices went up, obviously, like everything.

00:34:37.760 When they line you up, I get that, but...

00:34:41.000 I don't know.

00:34:41.960 So if you learn how to line up your own beard with a straight razor, it's apparently a $6,000

00:34:46.280 a year skill for the rest of your life.

00:34:48.040 I don't know.

00:34:48.240 Pay yourself.

00:34:49.180 All right.

00:34:49.420 Last piece of housekeeping, the battle wrap.

00:34:52.160 This is a...

00:34:52.800 Really quick.

00:34:53.460 Really quick. 1.00

00:34:54.760 This is my area and I'm afraid to fuck you because your ass is full of bacteria. 1.00

00:35:01.840 Cooked. 1.00

00:35:02.400 Cooked him.

00:35:03.100 Cooked him.

00:35:03.780 That's it.

00:35:04.360 That's all I wanted to show you guys.

00:35:05.520 All right.

00:35:05.820 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:35:06.920 Moving on to Cringe of the Week, before we get to Cringe of the Week, we have a very

00:35:09.040 special announcement from FluckusTalks.com or actually it's just from the show in general.

00:35:15.040 Guys, we are doing a Refer a Friend program.

00:35:18.360 Now, if you love the show and you have some friends that are maybe like-minded but aren't

00:35:23.760 too political and you want to involve them in politics, I have an idea for you.

00:35:28.320 I am giving out up to 100 t-shirts.

00:35:32.740 Oh.

00:35:33.460 And it's going to be for the Refer a Friend program.

00:35:35.700 So basically, you send a message to the group chat of like-minded friends or directly to

00:35:41.380 a like-minded friend and you say something like, hey guys, with all the crazy stuff going

00:35:45.900 on in politics, I wanted to recommend Fluckus Talks the Podcast.

00:35:48.740 They get it all correct and are really funny.

00:35:50.940 I'm not a huge podcast watcher myself, but this show is different.

00:35:56.100 Doesn't that sound like a-

00:35:57.560 It's a good pitch.

00:35:58.180 I'm not a big podcast guy, but this isn't a real podcast.

00:36:01.040 This is different.

00:36:01.800 Yeah.

00:36:02.160 That's like, it's like, that's what we're trying to sell people.

00:36:04.660 And if you send me a screenshot of you sending it to at least two people, refer a friend times

00:36:09.940 two, you will get a 50-50 coin flip chance at a t-shirt.

00:36:14.940 Where's that 50-50 coin flip being done?

00:36:16.740 At your desk?

00:36:17.400 Just randomly?

00:36:17.940 I'm going to have the DM.

00:36:19.280 I'm going to open it and I'm going to have a coin in my pocket and I'm going to flip it.

00:36:22.660 And if it's heads, you get a shirt.

00:36:24.760 If it's tails, you don't even get a reply.

00:36:27.040 Okay.

00:36:28.420 But there is a chance to win a shirt of your choice.

00:36:30.460 It's probably the Fluckus Talks podcast shirts, all for referring a friend and it helps the

00:36:34.900 show.

00:36:35.340 The show obviously is my favorite thing in the world.

00:36:38.300 Rap Boy loves it too.

00:36:39.280 You guys seem to enjoy it.

00:36:40.400 And also here's the algorithm.

00:36:41.840 We fight with the algorithm all day.

00:36:43.520 You guys tickle.

00:36:44.300 We win a little bit.

00:36:45.420 We use bad words.

00:36:46.840 Algorithm hits back, right?

00:36:48.180 This is beyond the algorithm. 1.00

00:36:49.960 This is word of mouth, man to man shit. 0.99

00:36:52.260 This is what they can't take from us. 1.00

00:36:54.420 Yep.

00:36:54.860 But this is what they also can't stop.

00:36:57.200 Exactly.

00:36:57.880 So we need you guys to refer a friend.

00:36:59.640 If a thousand people refer to people, that's 2000 people.

00:37:03.040 And it's not even a lot.

00:37:04.200 Hey, if Somalians can do chain migration all the way to Minneapolis, Minnesota and elect 0.99

00:37:09.460 one of their henchmen to the Congress.

00:37:11.480 That's a great point.

00:37:12.340 We can get some podcast listeners.

00:37:14.220 Chain migration to podcast watchers.

00:37:16.360 So send me the screenshot of two people you sent it to with that little copy I gave you.

00:37:21.940 Yep.

00:37:22.320 And I'm not real big podcast guy, but this is different.

00:37:24.680 That's the key line.

00:37:25.660 People are going to go, I don't like podcasts. 1.00

00:37:27.280 It's Wolf of Wall Street shit. 0.99

00:37:28.360 Something just came across my desk. 1.00

00:37:33.820 All right.

00:37:36.720 Cringe of the week.

00:37:37.360 We have a great cringe.

00:37:38.360 We only have two pages of cringe, but they are packed.

00:37:41.020 Okay. 0.98

00:37:41.600 The gay dad with the kids. 0.99

00:37:44.080 Yep. 0.99

00:37:44.600 Let's start there. 0.95

00:37:45.320 We have a gay dad. 0.99

00:37:46.740 Of course we have disco balls and rainbows all over the house. 0.84

00:37:50.520 Why can't just rainbows be for kids?

00:37:52.700 Because while I was fighting for the rainbow, all you were doing is just drawing it while

00:37:56.000 you had drool all over your face.

00:37:57.180 Looking like drunk little toddlers. 1.00

00:37:58.780 We have a gay dad. 0.99

00:37:59.740 Of course he got us a dog to match our home. 0.99

00:38:02.680 We have a gay dad. 0.98

00:38:03.700 Of course he has more facial products than Sephora.

00:38:06.700 All this leads to is a 30th high school reunion to take all the attention away from all of those

00:38:11.200 bullies that made fun of me who now look 60. 0.93

00:38:13.800 We have a gay dad. 0.99

00:38:15.040 Of course he has a closet full of wigs and weird outfits. 0.87

00:38:18.140 It didn't stop you guys from having fun. 0.98

00:38:19.740 We have a gay dad.

00:38:20.680 Remember the time he grounded me for two weeks just because I didn't know the difference

00:38:25.140 between fuchsia and magenta?

00:38:26.840 You're lucky it wasn't a month. 0.99

00:38:27.840 We have a gay dad. 0.98

00:38:28.460 We get the point. 0.92

00:38:30.760 It's kind of obvious.

00:38:32.980 Cliche. 0.96

00:38:34.320 Gay, at a certain point in 1994, it was like, oh, snappy, gay, witty, will and grace. 0.71

00:38:40.900 This guy's doing all the cliches with his kids.

00:38:43.140 Oh, you know the colors.

00:38:44.320 You know fuchsia and you have some snarky quips and you hijack some kids and put them

00:38:48.680 on TikTok.

00:38:49.460 Yeah.

00:38:49.740 It's kind of on the nose.

00:38:50.840 It's a little obvious.

00:38:51.460 Oh, you like RuPaul?

00:38:52.400 No way.

00:38:53.160 You're actually a dime a dozen today.

00:38:54.720 Yeah.

00:38:55.280 Everyone's like that.

00:38:56.000 That's every man in America.

00:38:57.440 Yeah.

00:38:58.040 That's the entire military.

00:39:00.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:00.760 85% at least, right?

00:39:01.980 85% of the military is trans. 0.99

00:39:03.560 And also this trend is supposed to be we're kids with a gay dad. 0.98

00:39:07.340 We do this. 0.99

00:39:08.060 And then we're kids with a gay dad. 0.98

00:39:09.460 We do this. 0.99

00:39:10.460 And then all of a sudden the gay dad's popping in. 0.99

00:39:13.160 He's shoehorning himself into the content. 0.99

00:39:15.460 We're kids with a gay dad. 0.93

00:39:16.540 Of course our dad's 60% of camera time. 0.70

00:39:18.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:20.260 What happened? 0.98

00:39:21.280 Of course it's all about the gay dad. 0.99

00:39:22.400 But yeah, I don't know. 0.99

00:39:23.260 It's just so boring now. 0.94

00:39:25.480 Yeah, gays used to stand out. 1.00

00:39:27.160 Now you're a dime a dozen. 0.97

00:39:28.820 You don't get points for this anymore. 1.00

00:39:31.480 And all the shit you said, what? 1.00

00:39:33.280 You have facial products, a very emotional high school bully thing that you still carry 1.00

00:39:39.800 with you 30 years later, a closet full of gay shit, you know colors. 1.00

00:39:44.180 It's like, you guys are done. 1.00

00:39:45.960 That's a dime a dozen.

00:39:46.720 And he was saying, oh, I spent years fighting for the rainbow to what?

00:39:50.660 Steal it from Christians? 1.00

00:39:51.760 Yeah.

00:39:52.020 No, you didn't.

00:39:53.060 Yeah.

00:39:53.340 Also, no, you didn't. 0.99

00:39:54.800 You just sucked the guy in high school and kept doing it. 0.99

00:39:57.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:57.680 Right?

00:39:57.960 Like most of these people, what did you do?

00:40:00.680 Exactly.

00:40:01.220 I was going to say something, but I didn't.

00:40:02.560 All right, good.

00:40:03.040 Because it would have deleted the channel.

00:40:04.200 Hey, speaking of which, speaking of which, are we going to do the VR thing at all?

00:40:10.800 That's going to be in bonus land.

00:40:12.260 All right.

00:40:14.540 We have a good bonus land.

00:40:15.720 I was going to say, I was going to say, let's just do it now when we have this guy here.

00:40:19.220 But all right, whatever.

00:40:20.380 We're doing it in bonus land.

00:40:21.380 FluckusTalks.com is the website.

00:40:22.940 Make sure you guys join.

00:40:24.080 Teaser for bonus land. 0.76

00:40:25.100 What do you think a gay guy would do with the Apple VR glasses? 0.99

00:40:28.180 We're going to list it. 0.97

00:40:29.280 We're going to list a lot.

00:40:31.100 So make sure you guys join.

00:40:32.260 FluckusTalks.com is the website.

00:40:34.200 Four hours of exclusive content for subscribers a month.

00:40:36.480 Hey, I didn't mean to get you into an ad read here.

00:40:38.300 Well, I have to.

00:40:39.700 If you're going to bring up FluckusTalks.com, bonus land.

00:40:42.300 All right.

00:40:42.640 All right.

00:40:42.880 Of course.

00:40:43.740 So next clip, woman on the flight deck. 1.00

00:40:46.380 So there was three women. 1.00

00:40:48.340 It says, my genuine reaction to seeing a flight deck with three amazing and powerful female pilots for the first time.

00:40:55.300 Sweet.

00:40:57.280 So they're all crying and they're all sad and emotional.

00:41:01.380 And there's the pilots.

00:41:02.780 One of them is Asian. 0.68

00:41:04.000 Yeah.

00:41:04.300 So I'd probably be crying too.

00:41:05.940 Yeah.

00:41:06.080 I, me too.

00:41:06.800 In the business class seats, lie flat.

00:41:09.740 I might even, if I got on that plane and they showed me that flight deck, I might make, dude, what's it called?

00:41:15.220 Like, it's like a federal crime when you make them go back to the gate or whatever.

00:41:18.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:18.640 Or you open the door again or something.

00:41:20.520 I'm doing that.

00:41:21.340 I'm off.

00:41:21.760 Yeah, you open the door and then the slide inflates and it costs 250 grand in FAA fines, but you need it just to not have the all women crew. 1.00

00:41:29.720 There's like a rule.

00:41:30.320 Like, oh, once the door's closed, we can't open it.

00:41:32.380 You're opening it for me because I'm getting off. 0.76

00:41:34.040 This is the same thing though, like, as the gay dad. 0.89

00:41:37.100 You're a dime a dozen, but, you know, there's always been women pilots. 1.00

00:41:41.840 And now you're going to see three of them in a row and then cry?

00:41:46.220 You cry like that?

00:41:47.980 Doesn't that prove that we shouldn't have, isn't it like a bad woman reaction for, look how strong our women are. 1.00

00:41:54.080 They're so strong.

00:41:54.980 Women are so good. 1.00

00:41:55.780 You're crying?

00:41:56.440 It's like.

00:41:56.740 You just cry?

00:41:57.600 That's what I'm saying.

00:41:58.300 The solutions and the emotional handling of this is not conducive to a strong pilot who reacts to emergency situations, right?

00:42:05.740 Yeah, you're proving our point.

00:42:06.860 All right, let's go to the free pass.

00:42:08.400 This is from the Fresh and Fit podcast.

00:42:10.300 Like, for example, if their wife was like, you know what?

00:42:12.360 That girl wants to sleep with you. 1.00

00:42:13.540 You know what?

00:42:14.000 I don't care, baby.

00:42:14.800 Go ahead.

00:42:15.220 Here's a free pass.

00:42:16.000 They would take it.

00:42:17.240 Will you take it?

00:42:18.260 Me?

00:42:18.700 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:19.220 Women don't dictate shit about how I do things. 1.00

00:42:21.640 And that's how a lot of men that make money think. 1.00

00:42:23.540 Men don't go out there and become successful and everything else like that to have a woman dictate how the fuck they're going to live their life. 1.00

00:42:29.620 The thing that made me attractive in the first place, because I live my life on my terms, I'm not going to give that up because I get a girl. 0.98

00:42:34.940 All right.

00:42:35.640 There you go.

00:42:36.540 So you're immediately putting a ceiling on the relationship trust wise because the guy is going to do what he wants.

00:42:41.420 And if there's a hot girl that wants to sleep with them, he's going to do it. 0.96

00:42:43.540 And he's not going to care what anyone else thinks.

00:42:45.600 Instead of thinking for the unit he built, which is like a marriage.

00:42:49.560 Yeah. 0.98

00:42:49.920 It's more of, yeah, I got your back and we're on a team unless I need to break our trust in like the most brutal way because some girl at a club wants to have sex with me. 0.99

00:42:59.320 Yeah.

00:43:00.720 I can't imagine only talking about relationship dynamics for your entire content career.

00:43:07.980 You know, we moved from Rohit to the illegal immigrants. 1.00

00:43:12.580 To schizophrenia. 0.85

00:43:13.500 To schizophrenia.

00:43:14.200 The twink dad who's taking 60% of the screen time.

00:43:17.460 Dan Crenshaw and our illegal immigration.

00:43:19.100 And this guy just goes, no, men and women should be like this and not like that.

00:43:23.040 Yeah.

00:43:23.520 And then brings in another girl to talk about it. 1.00

00:43:25.640 Yeah.

00:43:25.920 And then also we've talked about this on bonus land a little bit.

00:43:28.040 We've gone a little further into this. 0.90

00:43:29.660 I think a problem with these dating podcasts is it teaches you, teaches men how to date trashy bottle girls in Miami. 1.00

00:43:37.640 Yeah. 0.74

00:43:38.240 Who want to go to like five-star restaurants and have someone buy them a bag.

00:43:42.740 And then it teaches women how to date someone who's like an NBA player that's going to cheat on you. 1.00

00:43:47.480 A douchey NBA player who might be in Miami for another six months before he signs a contract and goes to Sacramento or something.

00:43:53.380 Yeah.

00:43:53.780 So it's like completely not reality.

00:43:55.660 And if you listen to the advice and you're a guy, you'd be like, oh, I need to drive a Maybach and I need to be in the club spending 10 grand.

00:44:03.440 I need to make at least a million dollars a year because if I don't, she's going to leave me for anyone who's within eyeshot who makes more money than me. 1.00

00:44:10.660 Yeah.

00:44:10.900 Or who's more of a baller or has more fame than me.

00:44:13.080 So I need to work until I'm there.

00:44:14.380 And then you're like, you never would settle down because you're never going to be at that level that these people tell you you need to be to not have a bad relationship where you get cheated on or she leaves you for someone better.

00:44:25.500 It's not reality.

00:44:26.540 All you need to do is find one person and you're done.

00:44:28.480 And then you go, good luck, everyone else. 1.00

00:44:30.200 Sorry, the dating world sucks and everyone's gay. 1.00

00:44:33.160 That's just how it goes. 1.00

00:44:34.060 Yeah.

00:44:34.520 Yeah.

00:44:34.920 All right.

00:44:35.240 Last piece of cringe. 1.00

00:44:37.060 The black anti-white supremacist advocate. 0.99

00:44:39.520 So this lady basically says that being on time is evidence of white supremacy. 0.99

00:44:46.700 As a racial justice advocate, I'm often invited to give talks or to do workshops where I talk to white people about race.

00:44:52.440 A big part of my practice is to offer real life stories, examples, that type of thing that help white people to be able to identify white supremacy in everyday life.

00:44:59.780 My husband's family is white and I often use the cultural differences between my family and his family as a way to help white people see their whiteness. 0.78

00:45:06.660 There's one example that I use that always gets a ton of pushback.

00:45:10.340 My husband and I were late to our first Thanksgiving with his family.

00:45:13.940 I say late because it started at 12.

00:45:16.420 We got there at 12.10.

00:45:17.680 But whenever we got there at 12.10, everybody was already sat down and eating.

00:45:21.340 I didn't know that.

00:45:22.440 I use this illustration to point out that different cultures have different understandings of time, lateness, and what it means to be polite.

00:45:28.700 Without fail, a white person will push back and say that lateness is impolite.

00:45:32.240 I always use this as a teachable moment.

00:45:33.960 I usually ask a series of pointed questions that challenge their assumptions.

00:45:37.800 Sometimes it takes a lot of work.

00:45:39.200 But by the end, they're able to identify how white cultural dominance works in this one small area of life, which opens the door for them to start seeing.

00:45:44.920 So according to her, white culture deems being late as rude.

00:45:48.880 And instead of respecting cultural norms of a good society that she lives in, she demands that society change its concept of rudeness to accommodate her behavior.

00:45:57.980 Exactly.

00:45:58.820 You're getting it.

00:46:00.240 Which is like a major tenet of anti-racism.

00:46:03.340 Of course.

00:46:04.220 So it's like something is racist if black behavior is punished or looked down on because of it. 0.97

00:46:10.540 So grades are racist if black students fail. 0.99

00:46:12.840 Cops are racist because black people are locked up. 1.00

00:46:15.000 And being on time is racist because black people show up late, I guess she's saying. 1.00

00:46:19.560 I think so. 0.97

00:46:20.200 I think she's admitting it.

00:46:21.160 Yeah.

00:46:21.500 She kind of like reinvented black people time. 0.99

00:46:23.940 You know that BPT is a joke because black people are late. 1.00

00:46:26.360 It's a stereotype. 0.98

00:46:27.020 It's a joke.

00:46:27.540 It's like a trope or whatever.

00:46:29.120 Yeah.

00:46:29.320 She's kind of like on – she's pro that.

00:46:32.260 She went full circle back to it and then defending it. 1.00

00:46:35.600 And my whole point of this is – and then she talks about how after asking a few pointed questions and doing this, it's like you're doing a struggle session against people who disagree with you.

00:46:45.260 And they kind of want to get out of the conversation after the fact.

00:46:47.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:46:48.520 So they just go, okay, that sounds about right.

00:46:51.500 If you asked an alien, hey, there's a black and white dispute down here.

00:46:56.960 Some people are on time.

00:46:58.180 Some people are off time.

00:46:59.000 The alien would go, wait, what?

00:47:01.220 You show up late even though you agreed to something?

00:47:03.520 Both sides agreed.

00:47:04.340 It doesn't have to do with race.

00:47:05.260 Yeah.

00:47:05.880 The alien would agree with us.

00:47:08.260 But yeah.

00:47:09.340 And that's a theme that we explored.

00:47:11.960 We were talking about this in Bonusland last week, which was a prediction that I made, which I want to get on the full show on the books because you know how these types are always saying black and brown people and then white people? 0.54

00:47:24.800 I have a feeling they brought back colored people time. 1.00

00:47:28.040 They're openly advocating for that now and saying that's just part of life.

00:47:32.240 And I think they're going to start calling Asian people yellow again.

00:47:37.480 Ooh, heard it here first.

00:47:38.880 Black and brown, you know, black and brown.

00:47:41.180 But Asians are, they're not lumped in with black and brown.

00:47:43.700 So I think they're going to bring back yellow because they want to discriminate against them and they're not white technically. 0.72

00:47:49.660 So I'd like to add to that parlay yellow.

00:47:51.920 And then I'm also going to bring, maybe bring back the hold your eyes.

00:47:55.420 Oh, you should do it.

00:47:57.300 Do it right now.

00:47:57.860 Can't.

00:47:58.600 It's illegal.

00:47:59.800 Oh, I was doing that so much in the 90s, baby.

00:48:02.820 Oh, yeah.

00:48:03.400 I'll do it off camera right after this episode, too.

00:48:05.500 Maybe in Bonusland.

00:48:06.900 All right.

00:48:07.640 Let's go to our next clip.

00:48:09.280 This woman tells us that black people are oppressed because black women make less money, but she has a solution. 1.00

00:48:15.840 Hey, white men. 0.98

00:48:17.280 Due to systemic and structural racism that black women have had to endure, they only make 64 cents to every dollar that you make. 1.00

00:48:28.220 Oh, as a fitting start to Black History Month, I want to take what you will make today, multiply it by 64 percent, and then take that difference and give it to some black women today. 0.95

00:48:43.160 Well, at least she knows we can do math.

00:48:45.260 Yeah.

00:48:45.760 She trusts us.

00:48:46.540 She doesn't have to explain that you multiply it by 0.64 and all that.

00:48:50.180 Yeah.

00:48:50.480 And this is a doctor. 0.93

00:48:52.640 This woman's a doctor who's just yapping about giving money to black people. 1.00

00:48:56.400 And you know what's interesting to me?

00:48:58.940 That other girl reinvented colored people time. 0.98

00:49:02.280 This girl is just reinventing begging. 1.00

00:49:05.300 It's just begging.

00:49:06.440 You're begging for money, but you're doing it in a way where there's racism and oppression involved, so it's cool.

00:49:11.680 And a viral TikTok sound in the background.

00:49:13.500 Yeah.

00:49:14.160 So it's e-begging, and you're a doctor.

00:49:17.000 Why don't you help your people out?

00:49:18.340 That's a good point.

00:49:19.240 He's like, I'm a Vietnam vet.

00:49:21.140 The VA forgot me.

00:49:22.220 I need a little help.

00:49:23.000 Yeah.

00:49:23.300 Use your mind, spare some change.

00:49:25.060 It's like, that's his pitch. 0.97

00:49:26.500 Your pitch is like some roundabout thing where black people make less money because of systemic and oppressive whatever. 0.91

00:49:32.240 Mm-hmm. 0.89

00:49:32.840 And we're just supposed to ballpark it and dump the money in. 0.51

00:49:35.580 It's like, yeah, that's your angle.

00:49:37.480 Yeah, exactly. 0.96

00:49:38.780 So with this, it's like black success is reliant entirely on white people. 0.97

00:49:44.480 White charity or white people allowing you to be late and then not firing you from your job because you're constantly late to meetings that start at 10.

00:49:52.600 Yeah.

00:49:53.140 And then also, which is similar to the last video as well, there's like a trend here where while, you know, everyone's oppressed, no one makes as much money, it's okay to be late, that kind of thing.

00:50:05.520 The inverse becomes true also where if you're a successful white person, it's at the expense of an oppressed colored class. 0.74

00:50:13.360 Of course.

00:50:13.880 It's one for one.

00:50:14.720 So if you make 100 grand as a white guy and then 64% of whatever for black women, it's like that white guy is actually not just doing his job and getting paid normal money.

00:50:27.020 He's taking that money.

00:50:28.240 He's taking that money and he's like actively oppressing everyone who makes less than him.

00:50:32.580 And that's the way they look at the world, very much like take from one to give to the other.

00:50:36.840 Exactly.

00:50:37.340 But when you're importing 3 million illegals, that doesn't matter. 0.99

00:50:40.780 All of a sudden that argument's over, right?

00:50:42.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:43.880 It's very selective.

00:50:45.040 Well, we're moving on.

00:50:46.360 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:50:47.620 We're moving on to, or actually we can play that clip.

00:50:50.320 Okay.

00:50:50.740 There was a woman pastor who really humiliated herself. 1.00

00:50:55.480 My name is Pastor Elle.

00:50:56.620 I used pronouns like she or they, a pastor to a group of unhoused folks.

00:51:01.420 Before we get started, I wanted to just name something too from the reading from Corinthians.

00:51:06.380 You might have noticed that we didn't read one part out loud and that's because it's yikes. 0.99

00:51:11.280 But really in this letter to the Corinthians, Paul's being kind of a jerk. 0.97

00:51:15.260 We wanted to just sort of name that right out even before we got started with anything else. 0.95

00:51:19.100 The way that we can look at the way our traditions, the way that our scriptures have been used to harm our siblings and to be accountable for that.

00:51:27.760 Oh, man.

00:51:29.340 It's so funny because that like white woman cadence that she uses where it's like, it's kind of yikes. 0.79

00:51:34.720 Like they'll be doing that all the way up to, yeah, so hop on the train.

00:51:38.240 You'll be going to the gulag because what you posted was cringe.

00:51:41.700 Yeah.

00:51:42.560 You're going to be unalived.

00:51:43.900 Yeah.

00:51:44.800 Cadence.

00:51:45.200 And then, yeah, you know, we're going to let some unhoused people harvest your fields and you no longer own any property because what you did was yikes. 1.00

00:51:53.360 Yeah.

00:51:53.460 Some of the Bible is a little too harsh, says the woman pastor.

00:51:57.520 Oxymoron.

00:51:58.060 This whole thing, I think it's like, I'm not involved in this.

00:52:01.420 I want to leave as soon as possible.

00:52:03.360 Yeah.

00:52:03.620 All right.

00:52:03.840 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:52:05.060 It's going to get a little worse.

00:52:06.000 Moving on to urban decay.

00:52:07.360 But there's some funny urban decay.

00:52:08.720 We got some good urban.

00:52:10.380 The gifted and talented bus beat down.

00:52:12.520 We'll start there.

00:52:13.260 We have an article that just came out, New York Post.

00:52:16.280 Yeah.

00:52:16.620 It's just the headline, a new euphemism just dropped.

00:52:19.640 NYC, gifted and talented students arrested after horrific, caught on camera, bus beat down.

00:52:25.620 Weirdo should have died is the quote at the end of that.

00:52:28.420 So gifted and talented students.

00:52:30.500 And there's that meme of the guy pumping his gas in a bad neighborhood.

00:52:33.960 Yeah.

00:52:34.120 For every euphemism the New York Post provides, they just put it over this guy pumping his gas,

00:52:38.580 looking over his shoulder.

00:52:39.840 Gifted and talented students could be here.

00:52:42.020 He thought, I hate gifted and talented students.

00:52:44.940 Of course.

00:52:45.800 So is this reverse clickbait?

00:52:48.080 Or is it a creative writing exercise? 1.00

00:52:51.460 I think it's ad lib type shit where they just go, all right, we can't say pack of black teenagers did it again, 1.00

00:52:57.440 because that would be every article. 1.00

00:52:59.620 Yeah.

00:53:00.000 So we need, what were they doing?

00:53:01.940 Where were they?

00:53:02.520 They're on the bus to the gifted school.

00:53:04.300 There it is.

00:53:05.260 Like, you got it.

00:53:06.260 Print it, toots.

00:53:06.920 Yeah.

00:53:07.440 It's like an old 1950s newsroom.

00:53:09.640 Yeah.

00:53:10.160 But honestly, I don't know.

00:53:11.660 I don't know.

00:53:12.580 If it's a white crime, they say white kid did this to black kid, but they got to hide it.

00:53:18.620 So we have put together a new term with one of the show watchers for when the media or public

00:53:24.360 figures do anti-white propaganda or propaganda that covers up black crime or over-inflates

00:53:30.380 black contributions to society.

00:53:32.420 Including revisionist history, like when a black woman was in the parliament of the UK

00:53:36.840 in 1881, you know.

00:53:39.020 When the black ladies with their calculators landed us on the moon. 1.00

00:53:43.020 Exactly.

00:53:43.600 Specifically Netflix type shows, right?

00:53:45.840 So whenever they rewrite history to include or over-inflate the black contribution or anti-white

00:53:53.300 propaganda, stuff like that, we're calling it MLK Ultra.

00:53:57.340 So whenever you see it out there, if you see this headline, you know, gifted students beat

00:54:02.320 down someone on a bus, just beat up old lady. 1.00

00:54:05.160 Yeah.

00:54:05.480 It's MLK Ultra.

00:54:06.620 Yeah, for sure.

00:54:07.420 Let's go to the Walmart fight.

00:54:09.380 Next is the Walmart fight.

00:54:10.760 This is nothing crazy, just a standard Walmart fight.

00:54:15.840 Oh my God, they got the body.

00:54:21.840 They got the body. 0.99

00:54:22.800 It sucks. 0.98

00:54:27.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:29.520 World's gone.

00:54:31.220 World's gone.

00:54:33.000 World's gone.

00:54:34.400 They live, baby.

00:54:36.640 All right, we get it.

00:54:37.800 Yeah. 0.89

00:54:38.280 So, obviously trash behavior. 0.60

00:54:40.420 Yeah. 0.93

00:54:40.700 Uh, if I was a New York Post writer, I would say beleaguered shoppers break into brawl. 0.97

00:54:46.700 Self-checkout shoppers.

00:54:48.340 Yeah.

00:54:48.680 It's like, what does that have to do with these?

00:54:49.800 Well, alliteration is important.

00:54:51.200 So it would be like self-checkout chumps.

00:54:54.460 Yeah.

00:54:54.720 It needs to sound good.

00:54:55.780 Choked out.

00:54:56.060 Yeah, choked out.

00:54:56.840 Exactly.

00:54:57.360 Choke out granny in brawl. 1.00

00:54:59.740 Yeah.

00:54:59.880 And I feel like, obviously we're seeing a lot of stuff like this because of social media

00:55:03.700 and it's going viral.

00:55:04.580 But I do think that these types of fights and public outbursts are worse than ever.

00:55:09.420 Of course.

00:55:10.000 Yeah.

00:55:10.400 Escalating.

00:55:11.020 Yeah.

00:55:11.240 You guys, we've had cell phones for the last, with pretty high quality video for the last

00:55:17.020 15 years at this point.

00:55:18.740 Right?

00:55:18.900 In the last, like, 2018.

00:55:22.920 Yeah.

00:55:23.220 Like, the last, like, five years, six years has, like, really gotten bad.

00:55:27.220 It's ramped up.

00:55:28.160 And I found this picture online of black women in the 1940s.

00:55:31.500 Yeah.

00:55:32.280 Look at that.

00:55:33.360 Look at that.

00:55:33.820 No one's pulling anyone's weave out. 0.99

00:55:35.840 Yeah.

00:55:36.540 No one listening to Sexy Red or anything like that.

00:55:39.080 Those ladies go to church. 1.00

00:55:40.120 They go to church.

00:55:40.880 They know recipes that their moms told them.

00:55:43.060 They're going to pass their recipes on to their kids. 0.99

00:55:45.880 They go to church.

00:55:46.880 They wear nice outfits.

00:55:47.940 They take pride.

00:55:48.780 Now people fight in their pajamas at Walmart and it's the self-checkout.

00:55:54.320 Anyway, there's nothing even to fight over.

00:55:56.480 Yeah.

00:55:57.700 Exactly.

00:55:58.240 All right.

00:55:58.380 Let's move on.

00:55:59.200 The guy resisting arrest.

00:56:00.480 So this person is getting arrested by a bunch of New York City cops on the subway.

00:56:04.340 Um, and look at, just look at how the cops are treated. 0.97

00:56:08.600 He was about to hit you, too.

00:56:10.040 I know.

00:56:10.960 I got him on the floor.

00:56:12.060 He was on the floor, too.

00:56:13.820 He was about to take, hey.

00:56:15.260 No, no, no, no, no.

00:56:16.980 Let's go.

00:56:17.860 The guy's got his legs wrapped around the pole.

00:56:20.240 This is not necessary, man. 1.00

00:56:21.760 Why are you fucking him up like that? 0.99

00:56:22.920 Yo, yo, yo. 1.00

00:56:25.340 Yo, yo. 0.99

00:56:26.080 You're going to get taped.

00:56:27.340 You're going to get taped.

00:56:28.160 Back up.

00:56:28.560 Why are you hitting me?

00:56:29.460 Back up.

00:56:30.020 I ain't even hitting me.

00:56:30.680 I ain't even taped.

00:56:32.400 I'm taped.

00:56:32.820 I'm taped.

00:56:33.220 No. 1.00

00:56:33.840 Yo, you're fucking him up. 1.00

00:56:35.420 Yo. 1.00

00:56:35.860 Get in me, bro.

00:56:36.940 Yo. 1.00

00:56:37.920 Get some ass down. 1.00

00:56:38.960 Get in. 1.00

00:56:40.220 Yo, you're fucking him up. 1.00

00:56:42.680 Yo, you're fucking him up. 0.99

00:56:46.780 So clearly the guy's resisting arrest. 0.99

00:56:48.760 He's clinging to the pole with his legs and his arms after being told, hey, you're under arrest.

00:56:55.060 Come with us.

00:56:55.920 Yeah.

00:56:56.460 And they're treating it like the cops are doing this out of nowhere.

00:56:59.460 It's not like they're stopping a guy and like doing stop and frisk and giving people a hard time, which I'm not even upset with.

00:57:04.700 I don't mind stop and frisk.

00:57:06.040 But it's not even like it's like an up for debate situation.

00:57:08.540 The guy is under arrest and he's holding on to the pole.

00:57:11.320 The cops aren't going to go.

00:57:12.240 He's holding on pretty tight.

00:57:13.300 He's holding on pretty tight.

00:57:14.320 Some people are heckling us.

00:57:15.660 We should probably let's just back away slowly. 0.92

00:57:17.680 Let's just get the fuck out of here. 0.54

00:57:18.760 And then everybody who's chirping while these cops are trying to do their job and get a criminal into custody, every single one of them has been born in a time where their entire life the police have been able to arrest people. 0.99

00:57:34.660 It's not like, oh, what the fuck? 0.97

00:57:36.580 This is a new thing that happens. 1.00

00:57:38.520 Cops can come in and just take you.

00:57:40.680 We have one of those metal clasps.

00:57:42.100 We're holding his hands together.

00:57:43.280 What the hell is that?

00:57:44.300 I ain't never seen that before.

00:57:45.540 That's new to me.

00:57:46.220 But so, like, they reject the premise that police can even arrest anybody in New York on the subway, right?

00:57:53.760 Yeah.

00:57:54.060 So it's confusing to them or something.

00:57:55.620 I don't get it.

00:57:56.040 But the public now is just, like, automatically siding with criminals.

00:57:59.420 Yeah.

00:57:59.740 The default setting is not those six NYPD guys working hard.

00:58:03.700 Who are all different races and, like, Muslim and black.

00:58:06.880 You see that guy who hustled in there and started barking orders?

00:58:09.520 A little Latino type. 0.99

00:58:10.320 I like that energy, though.

00:58:11.520 Yeah.

00:58:11.780 You're going to get tased.

00:58:12.580 Yeah.

00:58:13.140 Start threatening and, you know, it's a bluff.

00:58:15.220 Everyone's automatically on the criminal side because it's, like, the George Floydification of America.

00:58:19.800 Yeah.

00:58:20.240 Exactly.

00:58:20.680 Thanks, George Floyd.

00:58:21.560 Thanks, GF.

00:58:22.600 All right.

00:58:23.040 Let's go to the car thief, the noble car thief.

00:58:24.820 So this guy catches a guy hot wiring his car and look at what happens.

00:58:28.760 You can record me all you want.

00:58:29.920 I was trying to run away.

00:58:30.680 I was running away from the police.

00:58:31.880 I'm not from around here.

00:58:32.860 Record me all you want, bro.

00:58:33.880 I don't care.

00:58:34.520 Record me, bro.

00:58:35.680 Record me.

00:58:36.800 Record me.

00:58:37.200 Yeah.

00:58:37.440 I took that off.

00:58:38.060 Yeah, I did.

00:58:39.140 I took that off.

00:58:39.920 All right.

00:58:40.320 So.

00:58:41.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:58:41.660 Question me.

00:58:42.100 I'm not going to lie to you, bro.

00:58:42.860 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:58:43.700 No, no.

00:58:43.940 Go ahead, bro.

00:58:44.480 Go ahead.

00:58:45.080 No, no, no, no, no.

00:58:45.940 So what are we doing here? 0.96

00:58:47.800 Can we, can I get in my car and get the fuck out of here? 0.99

00:58:49.140 Yeah, you can get in your car. 0.96

00:58:50.920 You can what?

00:58:51.520 Can I get out of here?

00:58:52.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:53.040 What?

00:58:53.340 You think I'm going to, like, try to attack you or something?

00:58:54.760 I'm not, I'm not.

00:58:55.160 Yeah.

00:58:55.720 Well, then.

00:58:58.640 You think I'm going to try to attack you?

00:58:59.920 I got face tattoos and tools in my hand and I'm halfway through hot wiring your car.

00:59:03.620 What's the problem?

00:59:04.280 You think I'm going to attack you?

00:59:05.520 No, I draw my line at stealing your car right in front of you.

00:59:08.240 I don't go above that. 1.00

00:59:09.340 Are you fucking crazy? 1.00

00:59:10.060 Yeah, what's your problem? 1.00

00:59:11.560 But he's, like, the victim.

00:59:12.640 He's the victim.

00:59:13.420 Yeah.

00:59:13.680 What, are you filming me?

00:59:14.400 Go ahead.

00:59:14.700 Ask your questions.

00:59:16.460 And then also, it's like, there's a certain extent where in the last 10 years, right, 0.99

00:59:21.300 nobody would ever be like, oh, shit, I'm being filmed actively stealing a car. 0.97

00:59:25.900 It would be like, cover your face and immediately flee the scene as much as you can to protect 0.99

00:59:29.700 your identity because that's a felony on camera.

00:59:31.940 Especially if you have easily identifiable face tattoos.

00:59:35.800 The easily identifiable?

00:59:36.680 But this guy's like, what's up, man?

00:59:38.160 Q&A.

00:59:38.700 What do you want?

00:59:39.780 So isn't that-

00:59:40.640 Stop stealing your car.

00:59:41.600 Okay.

00:59:42.380 Isn't that such a bad reflection of how much people don't fear, like, repercussions for

00:59:47.080 minor-ish crimes?

00:59:49.420 Like, the car didn't end up actually getting stolen.

00:59:51.360 I just took the box off and got caught red-handed in the act of a crime, but-

00:59:54.840 I didn't do anything.

00:59:55.540 Yeah, I didn't do anything.

00:59:56.580 The cops won't come and get me for that.

00:59:58.280 Yeah.

00:59:58.640 So it's kind of an indictment of, like, the expectation of being actually policed in America.

01:00:03.460 Like, this guy, it's like, I got you at 1080.

01:00:05.840 This is great.

01:00:07.060 Thank you.

01:00:08.180 You're talking to me right now.

01:00:09.740 Yeah, we'll have a voice comparison, too, when the time comes.

01:00:12.740 Noble criminal, though.

01:00:13.880 Yeah, he stops right under physical harm.

01:00:17.640 Yeah, that's nice.

01:00:18.840 All right, last piece of Urban.

01:00:20.480 The 10K lump sum for the single mom.

01:00:22.880 You're more of an expert on the story than me.

01:00:24.620 Yeah, so D.C., this is from Washington, D.C., which had a program that randomly gave poor

01:00:29.640 parents $10,800, and the parents could either take it as a lump sum or 12 monthly payments.

01:00:36.220 And what did they do with the money?

01:00:37.720 The Washington Post profiled some winners.

01:00:41.200 First, Keneithia Miller, who took a 6K trip to Miami and bought her kids new outfits every 1.00

01:00:46.760 day, right?

01:00:47.980 So I'm just going to read from this article, but, you know, you get a life-changing, like,

01:00:51.900 you got selected, basically won the lottery for a 10 grand lump sum, and, you know, what

01:00:56.060 are you going to do?

01:00:57.160 Buy a car?

01:00:58.240 Do something that'll give you, you know, send your kid to a welding school or something

01:01:02.860 like that?

01:01:03.520 No, you take a 6K trip to Miami.

01:01:05.540 6K trip to Miami sounds good.

01:01:07.100 And if you had gotten that not lump sum and it was $1,500 a month or something, it would

01:01:10.360 have been a $1,500 trip to Miami.

01:01:12.940 Exactly.

01:01:14.480 She was going to Miami no matter what.

01:01:15.900 And so some of it, I'm reading a quote from her right now.

01:01:20.060 She goes, some of it I just left alone.

01:01:22.040 The other side is, I wanted to blow it.

01:01:24.420 I wanted to have fun.

01:01:25.640 She said, my kids got to experience something I would have never been able to do if I didn't

01:01:29.660 have that money.

01:01:30.780 The five-day, $6,000 trip to Miami was a dramatic upgrade from the Ocean City and Virginia

01:01:36.500 beach visits that Miller's family was used to.

01:01:39.400 Joined by the children's father.

01:01:41.120 The Washington Post, you mean the baby daddy?

01:01:45.060 Use their language when you're writing an article about them.

01:01:48.000 A boat tour exposed them to million dollar homes and luxury yachts.

01:01:52.180 Her kids went to a dinosaur museum and saw animals in Florida swamps they had never seen

01:01:57.480 before.

01:01:58.340 Miller still talks about trying Benihana, a Japanese steak and sushi restaurant for the

01:02:02.900 first time.

01:02:03.700 And we got Benihana.

01:02:05.220 Yeah.

01:02:05.960 Some of the money went towards preparations for the trip, new clothes, shoes, gadgets,

01:02:09.480 toys.

01:02:10.440 Every outfit they wore was new, she added.

01:02:13.780 In what she called a rare moment of self-indulgence, Miller spent $180 ahead of their vacation to

01:02:18.460 get her hair and nails done.

01:02:20.100 A glow up from her usual inexpensive short dyed hair.

01:02:24.180 So, and you ready for the news?

01:02:27.460 The city of Washington, D.C. is continuing the program.

01:02:30.940 Yeah.

01:02:31.400 It's going good.

01:02:32.000 It's going great.

01:02:32.840 It's exactly what it's meant for.

01:02:34.160 So, taxpayers to illegals, taxpayers, you're funding Ukraine and Israel, and you're also 0.94

01:02:40.360 just funding 6K irresponsible ass trips to Miami with a baby daddy. 0.97

01:02:45.440 You could have started a small business. 0.98

01:02:47.320 You could have bought like a power washing machine and started a power washing business.

01:02:51.260 You could have bought like a hot dog cart.

01:02:53.260 Yeah.

01:02:53.540 A hot dog cart or a steam vacuum and been like, oh, we're cleaning upholstery.

01:02:58.400 Nah, we got new outfits.

01:02:59.780 We got a hair dish.

01:03:01.060 We saw a crocodile.

01:03:03.280 Probably even say it wrong too.

01:03:04.940 We saw an alligator.

01:03:06.120 That was our purpose.

01:03:06.760 It's like, oh, it's a crocodile.

01:03:07.960 Exactly.

01:03:08.440 It's the opposite.

01:03:09.160 It's the opposite.

01:03:09.740 It's the opposite.

01:03:10.980 All right.

01:03:11.340 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:03:12.760 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold and we have great Uplifting Gold today.

01:03:15.920 Really?

01:03:16.420 Good.

01:03:16.780 Well, I don't know actually.

01:03:17.900 The Uplifting Gold is all the photos from that 6K Miami trip.

01:03:21.160 Let's go through them one by one.

01:03:22.960 Here's, yeah.

01:03:23.620 The kids need to learn what it's like to be rich so they are motivated to be rich.

01:03:27.420 That's what she said when they went and saw the million dollar houses and saw the this, went on a boat tour.

01:03:33.600 She was like, they need to see what it's like.

01:03:36.060 And it's like, aren't they going to see that and then realize their life is like so drastically different and then feel hopeless and be like, oh, I have to sell drugs or be in the NBA to make it there.

01:03:43.840 You can go find a realtor in Miami's Instagram and find that in two seconds.

01:03:49.560 Yeah.

01:03:50.080 You can get that free experience.

01:03:51.520 Yeah.

01:03:51.800 All right. 1.00

01:03:52.280 Everyone's so stupid about us. 1.00

01:03:54.220 All right. 1.00

01:03:55.280 Uplifting Gold.

01:03:56.840 Especially Dan Crenshaw.

01:03:58.040 Yeah.

01:03:58.160 Especially Dan.

01:03:59.200 We know you're watching Dan.

01:04:00.420 Dan, if you stay this long, what are you, 5'7"?

01:04:03.600 Yeah.

01:04:04.180 That's a good point.

01:04:05.080 All right.

01:04:06.260 I don't mean to.

01:04:07.360 5'7 and a fake, fake eye.

01:04:08.980 Fake, fake eye.

01:04:10.060 All right.

01:04:10.660 Guy catches his first fish.

01:04:12.160 I wonder how this will be actually not uplifting.

01:04:15.760 I'll tell you.

01:04:16.660 Pick it up.

01:04:17.380 Reel him slack.

01:04:18.600 Lift up.

01:04:19.180 Lift up.

01:04:19.640 Lift up.

01:04:20.600 There you go.

01:04:21.180 Fight him.

01:04:23.660 Oh, Brandon.

01:04:24.780 I'll go to fish.

01:04:26.240 Oh, my God.

01:04:27.120 Get the camera.

01:04:28.680 Oh, it's a bass.

01:04:30.620 It is.

01:04:31.940 You got him.

01:04:32.600 Hold up.

01:04:33.320 Oh, my God.

01:04:34.180 Get the camera.

01:04:35.840 Oh, my God.

01:04:37.220 You need a bass.

01:04:38.220 Oh, my God.

01:04:39.500 It is.

01:04:40.620 Now you have to kiss it.

01:04:42.160 Brandon, I caught a fish.

01:04:45.000 I'm only going to leave it on the line watching.

01:04:47.380 I don't want you to hold it.

01:04:50.980 Put your finger.

01:04:52.160 It's a mess.

01:04:53.820 Mmm.

01:04:54.440 Look, I caught a fish. 0.99

01:04:56.720 Make sure you take your kids fishing when they're young so they don't become gay. 1.00

01:05:02.380 Yeah. 0.96

01:05:02.860 That's smart.

01:05:03.780 That's the uplifting angle here.

01:05:05.640 I was wondering.

01:05:06.260 I thought the video, something was going to happen, but, yeah.

01:05:08.620 Just a twink catching his first fish at the age of 56?

01:05:12.620 Yeah.

01:05:13.160 All right.

01:05:13.580 Could have prevented that, maybe.

01:05:15.020 0 for 1 on uplifting gold.

01:05:16.580 Let's go.

01:05:17.020 Fast and furious quotes in public.

01:05:18.860 These people are at a car show, like a coffee and cars type thing, and they're doing fast and furious quotes.

01:05:24.520 This is uplifting undeniably.

01:05:26.640 Nice car.

01:05:27.860 Yeah, man.

01:05:28.480 It's a retail on one of those.

01:05:30.200 What do you can afford?

01:05:32.540 Smoke them.

01:05:33.540 Smoke them?

01:05:34.800 What does smoke them mean?

01:05:37.420 Race.

01:05:37.980 2G buy-in.

01:05:38.840 Oh.

01:05:39.740 Two grand buy-in?

01:05:41.180 Well, my 59 MGA won't keep up with it, so.

01:05:44.700 Well, here's the thing.

01:05:45.420 I don't have any cash.

01:05:46.920 Okay.

01:05:47.720 But I do have the pink slip to my car.

01:05:50.840 You think you can climb in the ring just because you think you can box?

01:05:54.460 He knows I can box.

01:05:56.260 So check it out.

01:05:57.060 It's like this.

01:05:57.860 I lose.

01:05:59.320 Winner takes my car clean and clear.

01:06:00.720 But if I win, I take the cash and I take the respect.

01:06:06.780 Respect?

01:06:07.800 To some people, that's more important.

01:06:11.320 Look, he's a cop.

01:06:13.500 This guy, he's a cop.

01:06:14.620 This guy, he's a cop.

01:06:17.140 I'm not a cop.

01:06:18.320 That's what I like. 1.00

01:06:19.040 Hey, there's a certain amount of fucking just balls that it takes to go and do the Fast and Furious lines at the car meet in the stupid outfit. 1.00

01:06:25.700 You got to bring it. 1.00

01:06:26.820 That's Chad.

01:06:27.740 And we know him.

01:06:28.580 Those guys do, like, not in real life, but those guys do the city council content. 0.99

01:06:33.720 Chad and JT and shit. 0.80

01:06:34.920 To hit your lines on, you know, there's no editing. 0.99

01:06:37.780 There's no.

01:06:38.300 Yeah.

01:06:38.460 To hit your lines with the guy, that's really respect.

01:06:41.680 Yeah.

01:06:42.540 Hey, family.

01:06:44.340 Pink slips.

01:06:45.420 Now.

01:06:46.160 All right.

01:06:46.460 Let's go to the ski trick.

01:06:47.780 All right.

01:06:48.040 This is just something.

01:06:48.700 If some of you guys can do this on the mountain and shout out the podcast.

01:06:53.840 Yeah.

01:06:54.160 I'll send you $150.

01:06:55.780 Whoa.

01:06:56.720 That's a lot.

01:06:57.460 Yeah.

01:06:57.660 That's nice.

01:06:58.140 That's nice.

01:06:59.100 But only to the first person.

01:07:00.300 I can't get, I can't get like 100 people.

01:07:01.980 You can't keep chinging the $150 register.

01:07:04.260 No.

01:07:04.480 And there's like three months of ski season left.

01:07:06.300 Or not three, but at least two, right?

01:07:08.400 Yeah.

01:07:08.620 So get it going.

01:07:10.040 So basically they come down and then the snowboarder becomes the seat and he uses the skis to propel

01:07:17.120 his arms and body.

01:07:18.320 And now you got a ski seat.

01:07:20.360 Yeah.

01:07:20.700 That's important.

01:07:21.580 Symbiotic relationship between skiers and snowboarders.

01:07:24.320 It's very scientific as well.

01:07:25.800 Yeah.

01:07:26.200 All right.

01:07:26.460 Let's go to the person who recorded their wedding proposal.

01:07:29.460 This is good.

01:07:31.580 POV.

01:07:32.120 I shouldn't be trusted to record my friend's proposal.

01:07:34.900 I'm reading good today, by the way.

01:07:36.240 And he records the raccoon, zooms in, and then he goes back and he missed it.

01:07:46.320 Oh my God.

01:07:47.860 That's pretty good.

01:07:48.920 That's uplifting.

01:07:49.860 Yeah.

01:07:50.120 That is uplifting.

01:07:50.820 You see, it's uplifting because when you laugh at it, it's funny.

01:07:54.920 That's fun.

01:07:55.640 And there's nothing better than laughing with your friends.

01:07:57.920 And they're right.

01:07:58.560 Yeah.

01:07:58.680 There may be tens of millions of illegals around every corner trying to steal your country 1.00

01:08:03.520 from you.

01:08:04.000 But funny raccoon videos are out there too.

01:08:07.180 Exactly.

01:08:07.880 And you're right.

01:08:09.180 If you laugh at uplifting gold, then uplifting gold served its purpose.

01:08:12.920 Yeah.

01:08:13.500 This says married half guy, but I don't remember what that means.

01:08:16.660 Yeah.

01:08:16.880 It's this guy right here.

01:08:17.880 Oh, there.

01:08:18.300 Now I immediately remember.

01:08:20.900 There he is.

01:08:22.060 And this is uplifting because, well, actually.

01:08:25.400 Shuffling down the aisle.

01:08:26.840 No dad.

01:08:27.860 Yeah.

01:08:28.120 No dad walking down.

01:08:28.980 And he's also in a wedding dress.

01:08:30.360 So he's the girl. 0.65

01:08:31.080 So he's the girl in a homosexual relationship. 0.78

01:08:33.440 Yep.

01:08:34.000 No dad.

01:08:35.160 No dad.

01:08:36.020 There he is.

01:08:36.660 Everybody's watching.

01:08:38.120 And someone.

01:08:39.880 They pick him up and put him on a chair.

01:08:41.620 What happens?

01:08:42.240 Or does he?

01:08:43.300 Oh, he takes him away.

01:08:43.800 They drag him around.

01:08:45.040 They take him around.

01:08:45.880 Here's the first dance they do.

01:08:48.380 Oh, my God.

01:08:48.880 They put him on a table so they can kiss.

01:08:50.980 That's so embarrassing for the guy who's doing it.

01:08:52.980 Look at them swinging him around.

01:08:54.320 Oh, my God.

01:08:55.740 I wonder what the honeymoon's going to be like.

01:08:57.820 Probably a lot.

01:08:59.180 They've already been doing it.

01:09:00.520 Yeah.

01:09:00.680 No one waits till marriage.

01:09:01.860 All right.

01:09:03.740 We get it.

01:09:04.560 We're done with that little twink.

01:09:05.320 Do you want to describe what they're up to or anything? 0.97

01:09:07.380 I was going to say some dark shit that would also get us deleted. 0.94

01:09:10.400 Let's just not. 0.99

01:09:11.240 Yeah.

01:09:11.460 Let's go to our last clip of the entire show.

01:09:13.740 The little kid boating.

01:09:14.960 The little kid doing a boat launch.

01:09:17.400 With it.

01:09:17.980 Look at that.

01:09:18.940 Perfectly.

01:09:20.080 Perfectly done.

01:09:21.300 And then he gets on a boat?

01:09:23.420 Yeah.

01:09:23.840 Wait a sec.

01:09:25.280 Yeah.

01:09:25.640 This little kid does the full thing.

01:09:28.260 That's pretty good.

01:09:29.140 So we launch it and he puts it back on and gets out.

01:09:31.320 Hell yeah.

01:09:31.600 That's real boating.

01:09:32.640 Yeah.

01:09:33.580 That's a fun experience for a kid.

01:09:35.100 I know.

01:09:35.580 That's as good as it gets.

01:09:36.200 You can go get on the boat and then go fishing.

01:09:38.200 Yeah.

01:09:38.560 You ain't got no boat.

01:09:39.520 That little kid got a boat.

01:09:40.700 That's embarrassing for me.

01:09:41.820 I know. 1.00

01:09:42.180 You're paying out $150 to anybody who does a stupid ski trick. 1.00

01:09:44.600 He could be buying a boat. 1.00

01:09:46.360 That's true.

01:09:47.100 Well, it's only $150.

01:09:49.440 You're right.

01:09:49.960 You're right.

01:09:50.320 You're right, too.

01:09:50.960 We're both right.

01:09:51.660 All right.

01:09:52.040 Another Fluckus Talks in the books.

01:09:54.560 That was easy.

01:09:55.320 Thank you guys for watching.

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01:10:04.060 We have a rip-off section.

01:10:05.580 We talk about the gay guys using VR and what they're up to with it. 1.00

01:10:09.020 Yeah.

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01:10:11.740 Vaccine Appointment.

01:10:12.700 Grindr.

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01:10:22.040 Deeper in the bonus land.

01:10:23.080 Yeah.

01:10:23.320 We're going to go deeper in the bonus land.

01:10:25.400 Oh.

01:10:26.760 Very deep in bonus land.

01:10:28.780 All right.

01:10:29.560 Thank you guys for watching.

01:10:31.460 We will see you on Friday.

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01:10:39.320 We'll see you here. 1.00

01:10:40.080 Yeah.

01:10:40.420 We'll see you then.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - February 06, 2024

INTERVIEW OF THE YEAR - TUCKER AND PUTIN

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