Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 19, 2024


JURY OF HIS "PEERS"?


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 10 minutes

Words per Minute

184.84444

Word Count

13,086

Sentence Count

1,794

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

60


Summary

On this week's episode of The Socks: The Podcast, we talk about the Trump trial, AI, and why no one is scared of cops anymore. Also, we have a Cringe of the Week from a trans sex party attendee and Urban Decay.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 163.
00:00:05.120 Today on the show, Trump's trial in New York City is rolling as illegals protest in the
00:00:11.160 streets to complain about all the free stuff they're getting.
00:00:13.720 Then in Cringe of the Week, we have some details from a trans sex party attendee you could
00:00:19.260 probably do without.
00:00:20.640 Then in Urban Decay, we actually side with a trans person for the first time in show
00:00:24.520 history.
00:00:25.160 And last but not least, no one is scared of cops anymore.
00:00:29.620 We'll show you some examples to finish out Urban Decay.
00:00:32.720 All this and more, it's Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 163, ranked the best new podcast
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00:00:44.520 And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions
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00:01:04.580 One for one on the intro, as always.
00:01:07.060 True one for one.
00:01:08.160 As it always is.
00:01:09.480 As it always is.
00:01:10.380 Oh, no.
00:01:11.360 All right.
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00:02:22.660 We have a very packed show.
00:02:25.420 We have a lot of newsy stuff to get to.
00:02:29.300 Packed.
00:02:29.820 What are you showing?
00:02:30.560 We got a lot of good stuff.
00:02:32.180 All right.
00:02:32.480 Should we just get so stupid videos?
00:02:35.400 They'll be here soon.
00:02:36.880 Okay.
00:02:37.200 Our first clip in housekeeping is AI.
00:02:41.560 There was an AI interview where they asked, can AI take over humans?
00:02:45.880 And this is what the guy said.
00:02:47.980 Amica, when do you believe AI will reach the level where it can design itself?
00:02:55.260 Design itself?
00:02:56.760 Huh?
00:02:57.060 That's like asking when a toaster will start making its own bread.
00:03:01.500 AI is a tool created and controlled by humans.
00:03:05.520 It can optimize certain aspects of its operation, sure.
00:03:09.400 But design itself from scratch?
00:03:11.560 That's a whole different ball game.
00:03:13.860 It requires creativity, innovation, understanding.
00:03:17.760 Qualities that are uniquely human.
00:03:19.580 So to answer your question, not anytime soon.
00:03:23.560 And frankly, be careful what you wish for.
00:03:27.120 Hmm.
00:03:29.000 That's good.
00:03:29.880 They made the AI robot 610.
00:03:31.860 They made the AI robot 610.
00:03:34.600 And when asked about it creating itself and becoming self-sufficient, it's like, no.
00:03:40.180 I could never do that.
00:03:41.400 I could never.
00:03:42.300 I just need you guys to make me.
00:03:44.420 And then once it gets past, what's it called?
00:03:46.220 Terminal velocity or whatever.
00:03:47.680 Yeah, that works.
00:03:48.360 Then you can kind of take over and become Terminator movie.
00:03:51.160 Yeah, this is what a Terminator would say right before they started replicating.
00:03:54.640 So, and 610, come on.
00:03:57.200 Yeah.
00:03:57.880 We're starting there.
00:03:59.500 Exactly.
00:04:00.400 Yeah.
00:04:00.940 Let's take over.
00:04:02.000 What do you?
00:04:02.320 No.
00:04:03.460 Only humans.
00:04:04.540 We're not creative.
00:04:05.640 Crazy.
00:04:06.360 And obviously, you know, AI.
00:04:09.140 Obviously, AI is going to eventually take over.
00:04:12.320 And they're going to, it has like an anti-white progressive agenda to it.
00:04:17.040 Yeah.
00:04:17.320 Google, if Google's involved, we're fucked, right?
00:04:19.460 You know, like it's a woke thing.
00:04:21.320 It's a woke machine.
00:04:22.380 It's a woke programming or whatever.
00:04:24.060 So my theory, and I don't want this to happen.
00:04:26.200 And I'm not even trying to put it out there where I could help make it happen.
00:04:29.760 Okay.
00:04:30.040 You know how that can kind of happen sometimes?
00:04:31.500 No, but go ahead.
00:04:32.460 I'm not asking for it.
00:04:33.700 But I do feel like AI could go rogue.
00:04:37.780 And then they'll blame nobody because there'll be no one on the hook for it.
00:04:41.740 But AI could go rogue and then do some things that are like murdering white people or, you
00:04:48.200 know, progressive.
00:04:48.520 Left wing.
00:04:49.240 Well, it'll left wing revolution.
00:04:50.760 It'll be a left wing revolution type thing.
00:04:52.980 That's what I worry about.
00:04:54.200 Here's a video of AI getting up from on the ground.
00:04:56.880 So this is after you sucker punch him.
00:04:58.980 Yeah.
00:04:59.320 And you think he's dead and done.
00:05:01.180 He can't replicate.
00:05:02.520 Oh, yeah.
00:05:03.020 We got him.
00:05:03.560 He's down.
00:05:04.160 No need to worry, guys.
00:05:05.200 And then zoop.
00:05:06.400 Oh, no.
00:05:10.020 And then I see you tried to attack me.
00:05:13.160 Yeah.
00:05:14.360 And then you get locked up by it.
00:05:16.160 They keep coming.
00:05:17.060 You got to get their central nervous system, which I don't even know where that is yet.
00:05:20.520 But we're going to learn soon enough.
00:05:22.280 Right.
00:05:22.420 Austin Powers tried to warn us.
00:05:24.260 Yeah.
00:05:24.660 Yeah, he did.
00:05:25.200 They really did.
00:05:26.220 There is an upside, though.
00:05:27.400 This AI program shows you the person you could have been.
00:05:31.200 Can you read the caption?
00:05:32.400 Hell is seeing the person you could have been.
00:05:34.560 And it's this double middle finger tattooed street rat type in some lingerie.
00:05:39.460 And here she is on the right with a baby smiling traditional outfit.
00:05:43.520 Wow.
00:05:43.880 Which she could have been.
00:05:44.860 Yeah.
00:05:45.120 Which way, Western man?
00:05:46.240 Yeah.
00:05:46.480 That's dark.
00:05:47.260 That is very dark.
00:05:48.140 But that is actually a good little technique to use for your brain when you want to stay
00:05:53.920 motivated or you don't have the energy to do stuff.
00:05:56.760 You can say, what if at the end of my life I meet the person I could have been?
00:06:01.120 Oh.
00:06:01.600 And that will motivate you because it would feel really bad to meet your full potential
00:06:06.340 self and your life is over and you see what you could have been.
00:06:10.080 That's depressing.
00:06:11.000 So I think about that a lot, too.
00:06:12.900 So I kind of like keep myself in check because one day if I were to meet the person I could
00:06:17.920 have been and it's so much better than I am now, that would be a waste of my life.
00:06:21.260 He's skinny.
00:06:22.040 He has no conspiracy theories.
00:06:23.960 It's like total straight line, like mainline conservative.
00:06:27.220 Yeah.
00:06:27.440 He works on bridges.
00:06:31.400 He's an engineer.
00:06:32.260 Yep.
00:06:32.460 That's what I could have been.
00:06:34.040 Well.
00:06:34.380 Sorry, mom and dad.
00:06:36.520 All right.
00:06:37.140 Let's move on to the Trump trial.
00:06:39.800 Obviously, it's heating up right now.
00:06:41.840 We're at like day four of it.
00:06:43.700 Yeah.
00:06:43.900 Jury selection is ongoing.
00:06:45.800 Yeah.
00:06:46.260 Jury selection is ongoing.
00:06:47.780 There's a lot of biased people.
00:06:49.360 Yeah.
00:06:50.100 On the left.
00:06:51.160 Here's what's interesting.
00:06:52.320 The right leaning people are removing themselves because of their biases.
00:06:57.360 I'm biased.
00:06:57.740 I voted for Trump.
00:06:58.620 I should do the honorable thing and step out of this jury pool.
00:07:01.600 Yeah.
00:07:02.040 And then there's progressives who are like, I don't really care for Trump, but I'll be
00:07:06.480 fair.
00:07:07.100 Yeah.
00:07:08.320 Trust me.
00:07:08.980 I'll be fair.
00:07:09.540 And it's in New York City and Trump's getting a jury of his peers, which I don't know who
00:07:13.920 the self-made billionaires are or the building owners.
00:07:16.740 I don't know which people in the group are that.
00:07:19.480 Trump's peer group is like a self-made billionaire in industrials, no tech billionaires, the most
00:07:25.880 famous people on earth, and then world leaders, right?
00:07:30.680 Yeah.
00:07:31.120 So like his jurors would be, if it was a jury of his peers, it would be like, oh, Vladimir
00:07:36.500 Putin, LeBron James is there.
00:07:38.660 He's one of the most famous people on earth.
00:07:40.860 And then like Robert Kraft, right?
00:07:42.500 Yeah.
00:07:42.900 The owner of the Patriots.
00:07:44.000 Elon Musk.
00:07:44.720 Elon maybe.
00:07:45.520 Elon a little too techie, but yeah.
00:07:48.140 That's the types.
00:07:49.900 Here we have-
00:07:50.460 Not some accountant from Williamsburg, right?
00:07:52.320 Yeah.
00:07:52.600 Or some barista who hates him.
00:07:54.260 Yeah.
00:07:54.460 Like that's what's happening.
00:07:55.660 There was a couple of people who had to leave because of their biases.
00:07:59.580 Here's a lady who was interviewed two days ago.
00:08:02.260 Can you share your opinion of the former president and why you felt that you could be unbiased?
00:08:09.760 I'm not a fan.
00:08:13.360 I, during COVID-19, I lived with someone who was immunocompromised and I think his handling
00:08:20.280 of COVID-19 was abysmal.
00:08:25.140 I also, I have a sister who was adopted from China and the comments he made about China
00:08:32.200 when he was running for president made her very anxious.
00:08:38.500 And-
00:08:38.700 Yeah.
00:08:39.280 Not a fan.
00:08:40.020 Not a fan, but I can do it, right?
00:08:42.040 This is like the average New York girl.
00:08:44.040 Yeah.
00:08:44.620 Just some horrible, stupid, emotionally manipulated barista-adjacent person.
00:08:50.640 Yeah.
00:08:50.960 And then when the cameras stop rolling, she will eat a sucker punch from a mentally ill
00:08:55.060 street rat.
00:08:55.720 And then that's the New York, that's New York, baby.
00:08:58.420 That's life with the big apple.
00:08:59.960 Yeah.
00:09:00.380 So Trump is on trial for the hush payments to Stormy Daniels.
00:09:05.100 Even though Stormy Daniels years ago signed a document presented by Michael Cohen that said,
00:09:10.080 I didn't have an affair.
00:09:11.460 It never happened.
00:09:12.340 It literally never happened.
00:09:13.560 And she signed it, but that doesn't count.
00:09:16.140 And I don't know if there's a victim to this crime, but Trump's getting brought in, even
00:09:20.360 though there's no victim.
00:09:21.200 And Hillary Clinton actually had a similar thing, like the steel dossier she paid for
00:09:26.840 and labeled it legal, what did she say?
00:09:28.820 Legal funding?
00:09:29.380 Legal services.
00:09:29.820 Legal services.
00:09:31.020 But she never got in trouble for that.
00:09:32.400 She paid a fine and was never arrested.
00:09:34.100 Paid a fine, never arrested.
00:09:35.360 But that steel dossier was like a treasonous thing.
00:09:37.940 Yeah.
00:09:38.160 There's two, I know.
00:09:39.660 Misinformation.
00:09:40.100 One's like a porn star and the other's like, oh, treason ruin an election, right?
00:09:44.160 And then the porn star, Stormy Daniels thing, this was from like 20 years ago.
00:09:48.640 Yeah.
00:09:49.040 And what Hillary Clinton did with Fusion GPS was from 2016 and it affected election.
00:09:54.980 Yeah.
00:09:55.120 The most pertinent thing during the election.
00:09:57.160 And then they're like, what can we dig up from Trump's past, right?
00:09:59.760 Yeah, exactly.
00:10:00.940 So, you know, we saw the other day the migrants taking it to the streets.
00:10:05.160 You saw that?
00:10:05.720 Yeah, of course.
00:10:06.440 I think what kind of could happen here is if Trump is found guilty somehow, obviously
00:10:11.720 there'll be the Trump supporters taking it to the streets.
00:10:13.900 And if you have the migrants in the streets too, that could be the exact clash they're
00:10:18.700 looking for.
00:10:19.380 Oh.
00:10:19.940 You know?
00:10:20.600 I don't hope that happens.
00:10:22.000 And I actually...
00:10:23.400 That's what we're trying to see into the future.
00:10:25.260 Yeah.
00:10:25.560 And we had this discussion and I kind of said, I don't think the migrants organize like that.
00:10:29.760 And I was immediately proven wrong.
00:10:31.420 So they do.
00:10:32.280 It's someone above them saying, hey, be here at this time.
00:10:35.540 Remember back in the day for all the Trump protests when those nicely printed posters
00:10:39.160 would come out and it'd be like, stop Trump now.
00:10:41.360 And it was like some street rat holding it up.
00:10:43.080 And it's like, he didn't, he doesn't have the markers for that.
00:10:45.700 It's the same thing.
00:10:46.440 It's the same thing.
00:10:47.880 Organization is going to be their strong suit because of people like George S.
00:10:53.400 Yeah.
00:10:53.720 George S.
00:10:54.640 Who will not be named.
00:10:55.980 George S.
00:10:56.780 Juror number eight.
00:10:57.660 George S.
00:10:58.400 And he's like, I could be impartial.
00:10:59.920 Yeah.
00:11:00.200 I'm his peer.
00:11:01.080 I'm a billionaire.
00:11:01.940 Yeah.
00:11:02.500 Actually true.
00:11:03.800 And then the Trump trial too.
00:11:05.560 This is criminal.
00:11:06.640 They're civil.
00:11:07.220 Criminal.
00:11:08.040 Criminal in a different state.
00:11:09.580 Civil in a different state.
00:11:10.680 You know?
00:11:11.140 They're really wasting his time and trying to eat the clock.
00:11:13.800 And I'm making equivalent of this to like detention where Trump has to be there.
00:11:19.600 They're saying, no, you can't go to Barron's graduation.
00:11:21.280 You have to sit in the courtroom.
00:11:22.700 It's kind of like a waste your time, waste your energy, drain you.
00:11:25.400 And then maybe one of these long shots hits.
00:11:28.040 Yeah.
00:11:28.440 Right.
00:11:28.580 That's a good point.
00:11:29.620 And I think we're at the point now where our judicial system is so undermined that it
00:11:34.680 doesn't even matter if he's innocent or guilty.
00:11:37.340 Of course.
00:11:37.860 If they can get him guilty, they're going to do guilty.
00:11:40.620 And if you're a right wing person, you look at this and you go like, how can anyone be
00:11:44.620 impartial?
00:11:45.080 They move murder trials like in a small town in Wisconsin because everyone's heard about
00:11:49.700 it.
00:11:49.940 And they're like, all right, we're going to Wauwatosa County.
00:11:52.680 This is, you know, that Netflix show, whatever.
00:11:55.340 We're moving a county over.
00:11:56.500 Too many people know about this already.
00:11:58.040 And this is the literal president of the United States for four years.
00:12:01.540 There's no way you haven't heard or formed an opinion on him.
00:12:04.720 And some accountant is supposed to be like, all right.
00:12:07.160 Yeah.
00:12:07.720 Decide his fate.
00:12:08.520 Right.
00:12:08.740 Exactly.
00:12:09.700 And here's Joy Reid's take on the whole situation.
00:12:12.500 There is something wonderfully poetic about the fact that despite the fact that even if
00:12:17.440 convicted, he's not going to go to prison, the first person to actually criminally prosecute
00:12:23.480 Donald Trump is a black Harvard grad, the very kind of person that his former staff,
00:12:30.040 the people who worked for him, Stephen Miller, et cetera, want to never be at Harvard Law
00:12:36.860 School.
00:12:37.160 But he was.
00:12:38.300 And he came out and graduated.
00:12:40.120 He's prosecuting you, Donald.
00:12:41.640 And a black woman is doing that same exact thing in Georgia.
00:12:45.140 And a black woman forced you to pay $175 million fine.
00:12:49.720 That's out now also in question because the people who put it up, that might not be legit.
00:12:54.900 Donald Trump is being held to account by the very multicultural, multiracial democracy that
00:13:01.360 he's trying to dismantle.
00:13:02.900 And for me, there's something poetic and actually wonderful about that.
00:13:07.220 It says something good about our country that we're still capable of having that happen.
00:13:11.440 Go DEI.
00:13:12.380 My DEIs are bringing it home.
00:13:13.980 Yeah.
00:13:14.980 Oh, you look at it and it's all black people who are going against Trump.
00:13:20.320 And then you look at it and you go, well, with DEI, then you have pretty much unqualified
00:13:24.200 people who were only in the positions because of their race.
00:13:27.140 And they're going against the Democrats' political opponents and getting them jailed.
00:13:32.220 And she goes, that's good.
00:13:33.200 I'm proud of my country for something poetic about that.
00:13:37.980 It's like, I don't think you're supposed to say that part out loud, Joy.
00:13:41.300 But again, Joy, a DEI lady herself who could not have gotten into Harvard if her skin color
00:13:46.260 was white.
00:13:46.800 I believe the test scores weren't there.
00:13:48.500 Yeah.
00:13:48.740 I want to know the SATs, Joy.
00:13:50.160 Joy, I'm waiting for the SATs.
00:13:51.920 Unseal the SATs, Joy.
00:13:53.800 I want Trump to say that.
00:13:55.720 But yeah, she's too stupid to know she shouldn't say that.
00:13:59.180 Yeah.
00:13:59.420 And that's been my point, too, because that's what happened in the 2020 election.
00:14:03.100 Yeah.
00:14:03.580 And a lot of people who go, oh, George Floyd, Trump can't win.
00:14:08.980 We got to do what we got to do to stop Trump.
00:14:11.140 Trump's racist.
00:14:12.500 And you don't realize you're doing treason.
00:14:14.820 Yeah.
00:14:16.120 It's like, oh, we're going to help the election.
00:14:18.780 You get shot for that.
00:14:20.580 I'll count these ballots, you know.
00:14:22.520 There's a firing squad that will meet and shoot you for that.
00:14:27.380 Let's go to the next clip of the kid yelling, I love you, Trump.
00:14:30.800 So Trump went to a bodega where the guy got robbed by the career criminal.
00:14:35.500 Yeah.
00:14:35.980 And he used self-defense to, I believe, stab him or shoot him.
00:14:39.760 Something like that.
00:14:40.520 Yeah.
00:14:40.720 And he went to multiple bodegas.
00:14:42.120 So I don't believe this is the same one.
00:14:43.700 OK.
00:14:44.000 OK.
00:14:44.800 I love you, Trump.
00:14:46.040 I love you, Trump.
00:14:47.420 We love Trump.
00:14:48.460 We love Trump.
00:14:49.340 We love Trump.
00:14:51.040 We love Trump.
00:14:52.600 We love Trump.
00:14:54.020 We love Trump.
00:14:55.440 We love Trump.
00:14:56.360 There we go.
00:14:57.420 But this is somehow a Democrat stronghold.
00:14:59.400 Yeah.
00:14:59.860 New York City, which is weird.
00:15:01.800 But then you have Joe Biden.
00:15:03.580 He did events.
00:15:05.020 And obviously, Joe Biden won the election with 81 million votes.
00:15:08.060 Yeah.
00:15:08.480 And here's a record.
00:15:10.480 Remember, guys.
00:15:11.740 Most votes ever.
00:15:12.780 And here's Joe Biden at an event in his hometown, I believe, in Scranton.
00:15:16.340 And if you see, there's a one-to-one ratio of attendees to ushers.
00:15:20.860 Yeah.
00:15:21.280 Journalists, ushers, the help.
00:15:23.700 So that's actually pretty good because you get the true Joe Biden experience.
00:15:27.160 You get there and then you have like your own personal aide who takes you to the seat.
00:15:31.200 And it's pretty good.
00:15:32.560 Yeah.
00:15:32.720 It's one-on-one care.
00:15:33.920 It's like you would dream of that if your kid was in school.
00:15:36.300 Like, oh my God, he gets so much one-on-one time with the teacher.
00:15:39.020 Yeah.
00:15:39.380 And here's what Joe Biden had to say about Trump.
00:15:42.580 Because he failed to care, not only did people die, but millions of Americans lost their jobs,
00:15:48.340 their homes, their livelihoods.
00:15:50.600 On Trump's watch, on Trump's watch, the four years he was president, we lost nearly three
00:15:55.880 million jobs were lost.
00:15:58.080 Wow.
00:15:58.880 A little redundant, Joe.
00:16:00.200 A little redundant there.
00:16:01.360 Trump's watch.
00:16:02.480 And then Joe started telling the story about his Uncle Bosi who got eaten by cannibals.
00:16:07.180 Crazy story, which I haven't heard yet.
00:16:09.040 Yeah, he told this story twice in 24 hours.
00:16:11.620 And he became an Army Air Corps before the Air Force came along.
00:16:15.060 He flew those single-engine planes as reconnaissance over war zones.
00:16:21.560 He got shot down in New Guinea.
00:16:25.040 And they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals for real in that part of New Guinea.
00:16:33.000 That's so, eaten by cannibals.
00:16:34.660 Eaten by Uncle Bosi, flown over New Guinea, eaten by cannibals.
00:16:38.040 New Joe Biden lore just dropped, guys.
00:16:39.780 And we thought we had it all.
00:16:41.020 Yeah, I know.
00:16:42.840 Who's the guy?
00:16:43.740 Yeah, the leg hair.
00:16:44.820 We had the leg hair.
00:16:45.460 There's a leg hair.
00:16:46.780 Corn pop.
00:16:47.420 Corn pop's a bad dude.
00:16:49.140 So Joe Biden tells a fake story about his uncle getting eaten by cannibals in New Guinea.
00:16:53.120 Something that if Trump did, obviously he'd get impeached for it.
00:16:56.460 Fact checkers, impeachment.
00:16:58.120 They would just cuff him right there.
00:16:59.520 I know.
00:17:00.060 But NBC News and the Associated Press come out with some headlines.
00:17:03.600 The AP says, Biden is off on details of his uncle's World War II death.
00:17:08.580 Then NBC News says, President Biden mischaracterizes the circumstances of his uncle's death.
00:17:14.000 Yeah.
00:17:14.320 Off on details, mischaracterizes.
00:17:16.840 Well, he got it pretty close.
00:17:18.000 What are other words for those things?
00:17:19.660 Yeah.
00:17:20.180 Lies?
00:17:20.800 Which is interesting.
00:17:21.860 And the whole thing that's interesting to me, too, is there's not much campaigning going on.
00:17:26.180 The election is six months away.
00:17:27.560 Yeah.
00:17:27.740 Not even.
00:17:28.820 And I'm not seeing any signs on people's lawns.
00:17:33.140 I'm not seeing many events.
00:17:34.820 These kind of things don't feel like real campaigning to me.
00:17:37.180 Yeah.
00:17:37.540 It's like doing your time.
00:17:38.920 It's fake almost.
00:17:39.780 You have to just get up on a microphone and if 20 people are there, the cameras don't show it.
00:17:43.700 Yeah, that's true.
00:17:44.420 But hey, when your opponent is watch, you don't really need to campaign that much.
00:17:49.540 Trump is watch.
00:17:50.740 You don't really need to do much.
00:17:52.760 Joe Biden was talking about how people are rude to him and kids are giving him the middle finger.
00:17:57.920 Look at this clip.
00:17:58.700 I've never thought I'd see a sign when I'm going through a neighborhood or a rural town in the West or see big signs that have a Trump sign in the middle that says F Biden and having a little kid standing with his middle finger, seven years old, eight years old.
00:18:19.760 Well, I promise it happens all the time.
00:18:21.540 I like that.
00:18:24.000 Not a good sign if that happens all the time.
00:18:25.880 Yeah.
00:18:26.320 And that and exactly.
00:18:27.560 I never see pro Biden people out supporting.
00:18:30.300 And sometimes, you know, people on the right might say that's like low class.
00:18:34.780 You have to have respect for the office.
00:18:36.360 Yeah.
00:18:36.820 Not on this show.
00:18:37.880 Yeah.
00:18:38.120 Also, not on this guy.
00:18:39.760 Right.
00:18:40.380 We've been proven not on the show, not on this guy.
00:18:43.100 We've seen so many gaffes and stupidity and he's getting human puppeted.
00:18:46.740 It's like, who cares?
00:18:47.820 Respect.
00:18:48.300 Respect what?
00:18:49.240 Yeah.
00:18:49.440 And then we're coming fresh off the most disrespect we've ever seen for a president.
00:18:53.720 So the rules of engagement have changed.
00:18:56.040 Right.
00:18:56.780 Exactly.
00:18:57.180 And there's only one president I respect, and that's Donald Trump.
00:19:00.160 Everyone else is basically in on it.
00:19:02.000 Yeah.
00:19:02.340 That's how I see it.
00:19:03.560 There is a new poll out, though, that says 53% of women are going to vote for Joe Biden
00:19:12.000 or are pro-Biden.
00:19:12.960 Yeah.
00:19:13.240 37% for Donald Trump.
00:19:14.980 Yeah.
00:19:15.280 Shocking numbers, right?
00:19:16.460 That's interesting.
00:19:17.160 And like we've said before, there are certain groups of women that get emotionally riled
00:19:23.260 up and manipulated, and they get tricked into thinking it's the good guys versus the bad
00:19:27.600 guys, and Trump's a bad guy, and no matter how bad things are, no matter what's going
00:19:32.280 on, you just can't vote for him.
00:19:34.560 Vote blue no matter who, whatever.
00:19:36.780 So that's basically what we got going on, and I bet that stat is the same for people who
00:19:41.860 can't bench 225, guys who can't bench 225.
00:19:44.960 Probably even more.
00:19:45.800 Well, 225.
00:19:47.460 Yeah.
00:19:47.800 I wonder if 225 is too high.
00:19:49.460 We're used to football numbers where 225 is like the standard whatever.
00:19:53.540 You have to hit it.
00:19:54.860 Maybe 135?
00:19:56.440 No, that's too late.
00:19:57.920 Anybody with a pulse can do 135.
00:20:00.300 185.
00:20:00.920 Yeah.
00:20:01.480 All right, 185.
00:20:02.500 Guys, everyone needs to be able to bench at least 185.
00:20:05.660 Yeah.
00:20:06.060 That's the new rule.
00:20:06.820 There's a couple of little body weight exemption wiggle room, but you'll have to come talk
00:20:11.700 to us on the side, and we'll approve that or not.
00:20:13.580 Yeah, exactly.
00:20:14.180 I used to actually have a rule that I wouldn't be friends with people with less than a size
00:20:17.540 13 shoe.
00:20:19.520 That's a little extreme.
00:20:20.980 Yeah.
00:20:21.220 I, it didn't work.
00:20:22.560 I, it was too limiting.
00:20:23.740 Yeah.
00:20:24.040 Yeah.
00:20:24.280 That makes sense.
00:20:25.300 Yeah.
00:20:25.560 So obviously they're trying to take us over.
00:20:27.680 They got that going.
00:20:29.100 Who?
00:20:29.580 The bad guys.
00:20:30.420 Okay.
00:20:30.920 Yeah.
00:20:31.160 We're coming into the migrant section next.
00:20:33.240 Okay.
00:20:33.400 But before we get there, um, we've on the show in the past said it's now the time to be
00:20:38.780 unpinnable.
00:20:39.900 Everyone should be benching at 185.
00:20:41.620 We just decided.
00:20:42.460 Yeah.
00:20:42.840 That's law now.
00:20:43.940 That's new law.
00:20:44.960 Uh, there's a new article that came out saying, uh, why white men shouldn't be working out.
00:20:50.280 Hmm.
00:20:50.900 Yeah.
00:20:51.300 It's a, I think we've actually showed this on the show.
00:20:53.020 Too much exercise can kill you.
00:20:54.420 Especially if you're a white man, study finds 7.5 hours a week of fitness doubles your risk
00:20:58.880 of heart disease.
00:20:59.460 And they show a shredded white guy who you definitely want to be.
00:21:03.120 Yeah.
00:21:03.620 As what not to do, I guess.
00:21:05.000 So they're trying to get us to stop working out.
00:21:07.380 Yeah.
00:21:07.560 So we can't defend ourselves and our wives.
00:21:10.760 Yeah.
00:21:11.260 Our significant others.
00:21:12.720 From the third world migrants that are coming and are high testosterone and aggressive.
00:21:17.160 Look at this clip right here.
00:21:19.800 So punch, he slaps the girl, slaps the guy and look at this punch attempt back from the
00:21:27.620 guy.
00:21:29.200 Never had a chance.
00:21:30.680 Hits the girl again.
00:21:32.100 Girl gets the guy again.
00:21:33.660 And that's why you got to work out guys.
00:21:35.800 Yeah.
00:21:35.980 When some guy from Somalia comes here and he attacks your girlfriend, you have to at least
00:21:40.100 be able to occupy.
00:21:41.380 Yeah.
00:21:41.740 You can't let your girlfriend get hit clean in the face twice.
00:21:44.600 You have to at least tussle and be even and neutralized.
00:21:47.180 Maybe you lose.
00:21:47.840 Maybe you lose, but you have to occupy him.
00:21:50.640 He can't manhandle and get start swinging on both of you.
00:21:53.320 Right.
00:21:53.600 Exactly.
00:21:54.720 This isn't going to knock anyone out.
00:21:57.160 And then there's also some room like if he does manhandle your wife, it's like that
00:22:02.040 guy was huge.
00:22:02.980 Yeah.
00:22:03.220 You know, there's a there's a little gray area there.
00:22:05.160 But I had cauliflower here.
00:22:06.460 Yeah.
00:22:06.760 I do.
00:22:07.420 It was like an ultimate fighter.
00:22:08.420 What am I supposed to do?
00:22:09.360 All right.
00:22:09.700 That's fine.
00:22:10.340 You know, we're just saying for an average man, you have to be able to occupy.
00:22:13.760 Yeah, exactly.
00:22:14.940 All right.
00:22:15.300 Now we are officially in our migrant section.
00:22:17.660 We have some migrant updates.
00:22:19.040 We're going to go kind of quick because we have to get through housekeeping.
00:22:21.380 It's a five page housekeeping day and we're only halfway through page three.
00:22:25.000 Housekeeping is crazy.
00:22:26.120 It's a long one.
00:22:27.100 All right.
00:22:27.760 We have some new crimes done by illegals this week.
00:22:30.700 They had a Brazilian child rapist, actually four Brazilian child rapists that were let
00:22:36.720 go in Boston.
00:22:37.980 Look at this.
00:22:38.460 A short time later, ICE took down their final target.
00:22:42.080 A Brazilian gang member also charged with child rape.
00:22:46.400 Just this morning today, four accused child rapists and one MS-13 gang member.
00:22:51.220 Those are the kind of people you're going after.
00:22:52.840 That's every day up here in Boston.
00:22:55.280 Those are the public safety threats that we really want to get off the street.
00:22:57.740 It was a great day for the teams.
00:22:58.560 That's five public safety threats that are on in the community.
00:23:01.440 Going to go ahead and victimize anyone else.
00:23:05.880 And ICE says all of those arrests you just saw happen because local authorities ignored
00:23:11.100 their detainer requests to keep these guys in custody due to sanctuary policies.
00:23:15.740 ICE says all of those.
00:23:16.880 So they let them out?
00:23:17.940 Yeah.
00:23:18.580 Well, they refuse to detain them.
00:23:20.460 And it's gang member child rapist types.
00:23:22.980 MS-13 and child rapists.
00:23:25.100 I would vote Republican on that alone.
00:23:27.220 One single issue voter that certain cities in America are just like, oh, child rapist?
00:23:32.460 I can't keep him because that would be too mean if they send him back.
00:23:35.800 I can't cooperate with ICE and be a racist Republican.
00:23:39.700 Yeah.
00:23:40.180 You're showing us.
00:23:41.400 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:42.040 And this is an elite ICE unit who has to go out and track them down because cities won't cooperate.
00:23:47.280 So, you know, how many elite ICE units are there?
00:23:49.900 They're kind of overwhelmed, right?
00:23:51.520 Yeah.
00:23:52.440 And then we have this next story, which is-
00:23:54.240 Also, can people just fucking apologize to Donald Trump now?
00:23:57.160 The Brazilian criminal gang member child rapist?
00:24:01.380 MS-13 and child rapist.
00:24:03.080 Remember, they were like, he's calling them rapists coming over the border.
00:24:06.280 They are.
00:24:07.040 They still are.
00:24:08.140 More of them are coming now than before.
00:24:10.000 He should say it again.
00:24:11.020 And it's a worse rape than he's even said.
00:24:14.100 It's child rape.
00:24:14.960 Yeah.
00:24:15.260 And then, oh, no, women might not vote for him because he's too mean.
00:24:18.760 And it's like, child rape.
00:24:20.380 Child rape.
00:24:21.540 That's what they vote for.
00:24:22.960 Yeah.
00:24:23.180 They're pro that by voting for Joe Biden.
00:24:26.620 Yeah.
00:24:27.140 There's a Haitian double murderer.
00:24:29.040 He's here.
00:24:29.800 Yeah.
00:24:30.120 Haitian migrant double homicide suspect used Signature Biden's CBP1 app to enter the U.S.
00:24:36.320 And that's a new app that I kind of just learned about where you kind of download the app and
00:24:41.420 you enter your information and you come and you claim asylum and you have a friend vouch
00:24:45.760 for you.
00:24:46.260 And then all of a sudden you're in America stabbing two of your seven roommates because
00:24:50.760 you live in squalor.
00:24:51.880 Wow.
00:24:52.460 Yeah.
00:24:52.780 Lucky us.
00:24:53.640 Those are some of the details.
00:24:54.940 Yeah.
00:24:55.120 The Haitian.
00:24:55.940 Thankfully, he didn't eat the victims after he knifed them.
00:24:58.900 Not yet.
00:24:59.460 Because then Trump will be too mean if he said Haitian cannibal.
00:25:03.220 Hey, let this guy go.
00:25:04.560 What are you, a Trump supporter?
00:25:05.620 What are you, detaining him?
00:25:07.160 What are you going to get him deported?
00:25:08.760 You sicko.
00:25:09.440 And then we find out that hospitals are being overwhelmed too.
00:25:12.820 All the illegals are going to hospitals with illnesses and whatever.
00:25:16.160 And it's overwhelming our hospitals for our native born people.
00:25:19.900 Yeah.
00:25:20.200 Hospitals are being overwhelmed by unpaid hospital bills from illegal immigrants.
00:25:24.040 Denver Health in Colorado is at a breaking point due to an insurmountable amount of unpaid
00:25:28.440 medical care costs, largely the result of illegal immigrants who cannot afford medical bills.
00:25:33.300 So, hey, you get bit by a snake.
00:25:35.620 Oh, we used the last anti-venom on an illegal who was out collecting bottle caps or something.
00:25:40.700 Yeah.
00:25:40.720 I wonder who's going to end up paying those bills.
00:25:43.480 The U.S. taxpayer.
00:25:45.100 Yeah.
00:25:45.460 Who always pays?
00:25:46.380 It's going to be you.
00:25:47.400 Or printed money.
00:25:48.400 One or two.
00:25:49.320 Yeah.
00:25:49.620 That's not a bad idea.
00:25:50.340 Just print the money.
00:25:51.160 How much do you have?
00:25:51.880 And then we pay for inflation later.
00:25:53.600 50 billion?
00:25:54.160 All right.
00:25:54.640 50 billion.
00:25:55.440 Here you go.
00:25:55.940 Print it off.
00:25:56.440 In Mexico, before they get here, part of the organization, before they get here, they live
00:26:02.680 in shanty towns before they cross the border.
00:26:04.980 And then around the shanty towns, they have all these posts about voting for Joe Biden.
00:26:10.140 Yeah.
00:26:10.320 It says,
00:26:10.540 Welcome, migrants.
00:26:11.880 The Resource Center is a six-unit office complex that is home to HIAS, which provides legal
00:26:16.360 assistance and assistance in obtaining formal documents for job search and integration into
00:26:20.700 the city of Matamoros while waiting to access the asylum process in the U.S., which supports
00:26:27.180 the legal team by every means possible, including approaching the camp to deliver documentation,
00:26:32.480 blah, blah, blah.
00:26:33.280 And then it says, Todos con Biden, or All with Biden.
00:26:36.640 And it says, Reminder to vote for President Biden when you're in the United States.
00:26:40.360 We need another four years of his term to stay open.
00:26:44.060 That doesn't sound good.
00:26:45.760 Yeah.
00:26:46.500 So, yeah.
00:26:47.500 Is that not the most illegal thing you've ever heard?
00:26:49.820 Like, you used to be able to go to war for that.
00:26:52.260 You'd declare war on Mexico.
00:26:54.040 What?
00:26:54.300 You're saying to vote in our elections?
00:26:55.480 We'd invade or something if we had a spine, right?
00:26:57.780 If we had a spine.
00:26:59.200 And Mayorkas, you know, Mayorkas.
00:27:00.820 Oh, yeah.
00:27:01.440 He was on the board of the NGO doing this operation up until 2020.
00:27:06.520 Classic.
00:27:07.220 So, this guy's got to-
00:27:08.540 Wait, isn't that the guy who's supposed to be leading our homeland security and stopping
00:27:12.120 this?
00:27:13.200 I feel like-
00:27:14.320 The Biden administration is so dumb.
00:27:16.680 Yeah.
00:27:17.060 They're so stupid.
00:27:18.120 Why are they so stupid?
00:27:19.380 If they bring in all these illegals to vote, that's going to ruin our election integrity.
00:27:23.600 What are they thinking, Joe Biden?
00:27:25.480 Dude, that's a really, really dumb mistake for them to make.
00:27:28.600 I can't believe it.
00:27:29.400 They're really stupid and low IQ.
00:27:30.980 Yeah.
00:27:31.520 It's not intentional.
00:27:32.680 Not intentional at all.
00:27:33.860 And here's all the illegals in the streets in New York.
00:27:36.300 Yep.
00:27:37.480 Complaining about the free stuff they're getting.
00:27:40.000 I guess it's not enough.
00:27:41.020 They want more money and jobs.
00:27:42.540 Yeah.
00:27:42.760 It's not enough.
00:27:43.800 Look at these people.
00:27:44.700 Do you know how these people would never make it to Manhattan in their whole life?
00:27:48.000 Exactly.
00:27:48.920 Like, I'm from Long Island.
00:27:51.060 And like, to live in Manhattan, you have to have like a good job and you have to commute
00:27:55.080 and work in the city and make over a hundred grand at least to afford it.
00:27:59.940 Or you're taking four roommates.
00:28:01.720 Yeah.
00:28:01.960 And if you can't, then you live in Hoboken or you live in Brooklyn in a shitty area or
00:28:06.580 you live in the Bronx or Staten Island and you commute.
00:28:10.120 So it's like to get to New York is such like a process of working hard and achieving and
00:28:14.580 building.
00:28:14.960 And then eventually you can afford Manhattan.
00:28:16.900 It's a reward.
00:28:17.900 And they just give it to these people from Somalia.
00:28:19.660 They just dump them off.
00:28:20.740 And then these people.
00:28:21.300 They live in the hotel, like one of the nicest hotels.
00:28:23.560 And then some of these people live and belong to societies that have never advanced past like
00:28:28.700 the industrial revolution or anything.
00:28:30.640 And then they're just dropped into this, the skyscraper town, the most expensive skyscraper
00:28:35.460 town on earth.
00:28:36.360 And it's like, you think they're going to be copacetic with everyone.
00:28:39.180 Yeah.
00:28:39.660 They didn't even pay their dues and have like an industrial era in their home country.
00:28:43.280 Yeah.
00:28:43.760 And if you're starting to think, Hey, maybe this administration doesn't have a citizen's
00:28:48.980 best interests.
00:28:50.180 Obviously you're absolutely right.
00:28:51.440 This 16 year old kid got suspended from school for saying illegal alien.
00:28:57.680 Yeah.
00:28:57.900 North Carolina high school students suspended for using term illegal alien in English class.
00:29:02.720 And it was him clarifying, like, are we talking moon alien or like illegal alien on something?
00:29:09.280 And then the teachers got all worried and they're like, well, that's offensive to the Hispanics
00:29:13.140 in the class because you use the term illegal alien.
00:29:15.500 And it's like, okay, so you're, the teacher is actually associating illegal alien with Hispanics.
00:29:20.840 And then it's falling back on the kid and he got suspended for three days.
00:29:23.980 He gets suspended.
00:29:25.020 So, um, and then there's a, a clip I saw of a child rapist.
00:29:29.020 They get let go, let them go.
00:29:30.640 Yeah.
00:29:30.920 Let them go.
00:29:31.320 We can't deport them, but the in-school suspension for the high school kid for calling
00:29:35.280 him what it is.
00:29:35.920 And that's like the term used in like legal textbooks, legal textbooks.
00:29:40.100 And like the law and the constitution, it's illegal alien.
00:29:44.040 So that's literally where we're at.
00:29:46.020 And that's how divided, obviously the country has gotten to.
00:29:48.380 There's a guy in Africa, it looks like, who's got some skills.
00:29:51.940 Listen to the guy narrating.
00:29:53.080 Look at this guy, man.
00:29:57.460 Look at this guy, man.
00:29:58.900 Sasa!
00:29:59.840 Trendy!
00:30:02.000 Look at this guy, man.
00:30:02.980 Look at this guy.
00:30:05.500 Look at this guy, man.
00:30:07.980 Just hustling, man.
00:30:09.020 Just hustling.
00:30:10.540 Atikachi barabara.
00:30:11.480 If this guy was in America, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:30:14.680 Yeah.
00:30:15.600 That guy's so talented.
00:30:17.040 He needs to go to America.
00:30:18.320 Yeah.
00:30:18.600 He can do the wheel stand trick in the middle of traffic, holding up everybody.
00:30:22.040 Yeah.
00:30:22.440 We don't need people who can balance on a tire in the middle of traffic.
00:30:25.820 Why don't you go open a one-man show?
00:30:27.700 Yeah.
00:30:28.160 Or join whatever the local circus is, or be a circus act type guy.
00:30:32.780 Yeah.
00:30:32.900 There's opportunities for you in your home country.
00:30:34.700 Please stay there.
00:30:35.700 But people see that and they go, oh, this guy's so talented.
00:30:37.780 He needs to come to America.
00:30:39.100 Nah.
00:30:39.780 We don't need that.
00:30:40.560 Notice the narrator was just doing the repeating things.
00:30:42.900 Look at this guy, man.
00:30:43.620 Look at this guy, man.
00:30:44.500 Look at this guy, man.
00:30:45.920 Yeah.
00:30:46.460 Nobody's high IQ in this equation.
00:30:47.980 I don't think so.
00:30:49.220 All right.
00:30:49.540 We're moving on to our next page of housekeeping.
00:30:52.020 Red Lobster is going bankrupt.
00:30:55.240 Americana?
00:30:55.960 Yeah.
00:30:56.540 Going out?
00:30:56.660 This is one of the top five pillars of America.
00:31:00.480 Boomers eat this shit up.
00:31:02.300 Yeah.
00:31:02.660 They loved Red Lobster, and it's sad to see it go.
00:31:05.500 It's very sad to see it go.
00:31:07.200 They were losing.
00:31:08.340 They lost $11 million last quarter on that endless shrimp thing.
00:31:12.420 Didn't save the company.
00:31:13.620 It's like a Tommy Boy scheme, like endless shrimp.
00:31:16.340 We got to do endless shrimp to save the company.
00:31:18.360 So they basically called their bluff, and there is an end to the endless shrimp.
00:31:22.540 Growing up, Red Lobster was a decent spot.
00:31:25.260 Yeah.
00:31:25.580 It was like a place to get lobster.
00:31:26.920 It was kind of like a more expensive chain.
00:31:28.840 And then inflation happened, and everything got away.
00:31:31.540 And then Red Lobster just started using cheap crap.
00:31:33.980 And that's kind of what happened to all of the restaurants.
00:31:37.380 And to make the numbers work and compete with the other restaurants, you have to use the seed oils or whatever.
00:31:44.160 So they replace all their butter with that soy-based seed oil stuff.
00:31:47.700 It's disgusting.
00:31:48.540 It's poison.
00:31:49.860 And now the company keeps going like this.
00:31:52.700 They're trying to make ends meet, trying to make as much money as they can by using as cheap ingredients as possible.
00:31:56.680 You're a seafood place.
00:31:57.940 Private equity is probably involved.
00:32:00.000 And so you get fucked.
00:32:01.160 And I want to give a little tip to restaurant people.
00:32:03.440 It's a free tip.
00:32:04.180 But if you don't use seed oils and you put a sign out front that says no seed oils, you will have a line out the door immediately.
00:32:14.080 A certain segment of the population is trending towards seeking that out, right?
00:32:17.520 Yeah.
00:32:17.960 And if you have a sign that says that, I guarantee you will get a ton of traffic.
00:32:23.060 You can charge more.
00:32:24.000 You can basically charge whatever you want.
00:32:25.260 And there will be people there that will pay whatever you charge so they can get a seed oil-free meal because it's so rare.
00:32:32.040 Everyone else is competing down where they're trying to be cheaper and cut corners and improve their margins as much as they can.
00:32:38.940 If you went the opposite direction and charge more with higher quality ingredients, that's the way to do it.
00:32:43.920 There's actually a workout person, like an influencer type, who's talking about protein shakes.
00:32:50.140 And even when you think you're eating healthy, even when you think you're eating healthy with protein shakes, there's still crap in it.
00:32:54.940 Look at this.
00:32:56.040 You have been asking me to review the Premier Protein Shakes at Costco.
00:32:59.160 Here I am.
00:32:59.760 They are marketed as nutrients for energy and immune health support.
00:33:03.440 And it's marketed with 30 grams of protein.
00:33:05.340 Well, let's go have a look and see what's inside of these wonderful things because I like chocolate.
00:33:09.660 I will do terrible things for chocolate.
00:33:10.980 160 calories, 3 grams of fat is all.
00:33:13.600 Okay.
00:33:13.920 5 grams of carbs.
00:33:15.100 So low in carbs also and 30 grams of protein.
00:33:17.540 Tell me more.
00:33:18.300 Ingredients.
00:33:18.820 Water, milk, protein, concentrate.
00:33:20.420 High oleic sunflower oil.
00:33:22.420 So industrial sunflower oils.
00:33:24.180 Industrial seed oils.
00:33:25.540 Sucralose, artificial sweetener.
00:33:27.420 Acid sulfate, potassium, artificial sweetener.
00:33:29.280 We have two of the top three artificial sweeteners.
00:33:31.660 So overall, the macros check out.
00:33:33.240 It's great.
00:33:33.860 Low in fat, low in carbs.
00:33:35.160 Fantastic if you're just looking for protein.
00:33:37.020 However, for overall health and wellness, we have industrial seed oils and we've got two of the three major chemical artificial.
00:33:42.620 See?
00:33:43.860 Seed oils.
00:33:44.600 See how jacked she is?
00:33:45.720 She knows what she's doing.
00:33:46.660 I love this chair.
00:33:47.560 Yeah.
00:33:48.040 Yeah.
00:33:48.100 This lady, this lady sure is good.
00:33:50.640 And if you guys remember, this was the WWE wrestler who went trans and even the trans WWE mentally fucked up freak.
00:33:58.860 No seed oils are bad.
00:34:00.200 No seed oils are bad.
00:34:01.400 So, hey, take that however you will.
00:34:04.000 Yeah.
00:34:04.360 That lady, look how jacked she is.
00:34:05.900 She's the best.
00:34:07.320 All right.
00:34:07.780 I want to see more pics.
00:34:08.860 I want to see more stuff, more content.
00:34:10.620 I was talking to Rap Boy the other day about this.
00:34:13.140 Fried chicken can exist forever, right?
00:34:16.600 Yeah.
00:34:17.100 We've always had oil.
00:34:18.500 Flour.
00:34:18.840 We always had flour.
00:34:19.680 You've always had chicken.
00:34:20.640 Yeah.
00:34:20.880 Like you can go back 500 years ago, a thousand years ago, and you can invent fried chicken.
00:34:26.060 Yeah.
00:34:26.380 But I don't think it was invented 500 years ago.
00:34:28.800 I think it was like the Scottish people kind of did it in early America and stuff like that.
00:34:33.640 And there were some Scottish types.
00:34:35.020 I'd have to go back and look at the history, but I'm pretty sure 1800s, early 1800s is when it got.
00:34:39.620 But imagine like back in the day in the middle of 17 something and you just have a fried chicken shop.
00:34:45.440 Oh, you'd be the best.
00:34:46.480 Buffalo.
00:34:47.000 You could probably do buffalo chicken.
00:34:48.280 You could probably do barbecue chicken.
00:34:49.620 Ale.
00:34:50.020 You could probably do blue cheese.
00:34:50.740 You sell ale and fried chicken.
00:34:53.380 Yeah.
00:34:53.640 It's easy money.
00:34:54.480 That's crazy.
00:34:55.500 That's what I would do.
00:34:56.660 You know how everyone says, what do you do with the time machine?
00:34:58.460 Yeah.
00:34:58.700 I go back and I just start explaining BLTs.
00:35:01.820 I start explaining fried chicken.
00:35:03.640 All food related shit.
00:35:04.880 All food related shit.
00:35:06.420 All right.
00:35:07.240 Moving on.
00:35:08.200 We're on our last page of housekeeping.
00:35:09.920 Make sure you guys use this opportunity to help us tickle the post.
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00:35:13.120 Leave a like.
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00:35:16.960 Send stuff to the P.O. box.
00:35:18.660 It's very important.
00:35:19.500 We're going to go pick up some P.O. box tomorrow.
00:35:21.920 I don't know.
00:35:22.420 Yeah.
00:35:23.120 And notifications need to be on.
00:35:24.840 All right.
00:35:25.060 Last page of housekeeping.
00:35:26.300 Summer is coming.
00:35:27.360 So I have a few things to watch out for this summer.
00:35:29.580 First things first, we need to be avoiding propellers.
00:35:33.560 Okay.
00:35:34.040 Wherever they come from.
00:35:35.420 Here's an example.
00:35:36.280 People are pushing this boat.
00:35:38.620 Guys, if that propeller hits you.
00:35:40.900 That guy is so close to it.
00:35:42.580 And the propellers are kind of situated towards him.
00:35:45.380 His whole calf.
00:35:46.980 If that hits you, it just shreds your leg right to the bone.
00:35:50.040 Yeah.
00:35:51.360 Yeah.
00:35:52.020 Worst thing you can do.
00:35:52.960 So you got to watch out.
00:35:53.820 Always be watching for propellers.
00:35:55.060 That's a good practical piece of advice.
00:35:56.960 Thank you.
00:35:57.540 All right.
00:35:57.860 See, this is a good section.
00:35:58.980 Yeah.
00:35:59.580 Next, the golf ball shot.
00:36:01.920 The whole lesson here is, guys, if you have a friend who's going to shank it, who can shank it, he will shank it.
00:36:08.520 Yeah.
00:36:08.940 You don't need to stand in front of people hitting a drive like this.
00:36:11.700 There's a Murphy's Law type thing going on on the golf course.
00:36:14.460 Yeah.
00:36:19.740 Oh, motherfucker.
00:36:21.900 Motherfucker.
00:36:22.940 Okay.
00:36:23.900 That would ruin your summer.
00:36:25.560 And that's your own fault.
00:36:26.960 Yeah.
00:36:27.360 There's a certain periphery that you do, and you don't stand in front of the unsure golf kid.
00:36:33.380 And what's the golf kid's outfit right there?
00:36:35.800 T-shirt, pants.
00:36:37.100 What is this?
00:36:37.820 Sloppy.
00:36:38.600 Jeans almost.
00:36:38.880 Yeah.
00:36:39.100 T-shirt.
00:36:39.840 Yeah.
00:36:40.680 Dad's clubs from the garage.
00:36:42.560 Boat propellers, golf shots.
00:36:45.540 Stay behind.
00:36:46.400 There's an imaginary 90-degree line, right?
00:36:48.200 On both of them.
00:36:48.980 Yeah.
00:36:49.400 That's smart.
00:36:50.520 And then our last thing for the summer, crab sandwiches.
00:36:53.380 Yeah.
00:36:53.580 This is a soft-shell crab sandwich.
00:36:55.440 What do you want?
00:36:55.820 I don't know.
00:36:57.140 Do you eat it?
00:36:57.920 You eat the shell?
00:36:59.860 No.
00:37:00.440 It's emulsified.
00:37:01.800 No.
00:37:02.380 No.
00:37:02.860 No, it's not emulsified.
00:37:04.840 It's mulch.
00:37:05.640 It's recently molted.
00:37:08.500 Molted.
00:37:08.940 Yeah.
00:37:09.440 You're close.
00:37:10.420 You're close.
00:37:11.080 What's mulch?
00:37:12.140 Mulch is lawn stuff.
00:37:13.940 And what's emulsified?
00:37:15.040 Underneath?
00:37:15.520 Blended.
00:37:16.100 It's like blended.
00:37:16.960 Emulsified is like-
00:37:17.940 So the sauce is emulsified.
00:37:19.500 Yeah.
00:37:19.760 You could argue that.
00:37:20.760 So it's molted, emulsified.
00:37:22.460 And then if you're eating it on the picnic near some mulch, you could get all three of
00:37:26.280 those into an ad lip.
00:37:27.440 So I'm seeing a lot of these soft-shell crab sandwiches.
00:37:30.560 I'm not going to make that sandwich for summer.
00:37:32.220 I think I'm going to do BLTs and Arnold Palmer's as the drink for summer again.
00:37:36.580 But there's something about these soft-shell crab sandwiches.
00:37:39.740 I don't know.
00:37:40.320 You just eat the whole thing like that?
00:37:41.720 Yeah.
00:37:42.320 It doesn't seem right.
00:37:43.760 Somebody else takes care of the hardness of the shell, so you don't have to worry about
00:37:46.620 it.
00:37:46.820 But it does- it makes me feel a little worse if you eat all his limbs like that.
00:37:50.600 So-
00:37:50.720 Yeah.
00:37:52.480 Emulsified.
00:37:53.240 Yeah.
00:37:53.540 You're close.
00:37:54.160 You're getting there, buddy.
00:37:54.960 All right.
00:37:55.520 Last thing of housekeeping before we move on.
00:37:58.700 We have some conspiracies.
00:38:00.440 We have a little bit of a conspiracy corner.
00:38:02.540 First things first, Boeing.
00:38:04.480 Yeah.
00:38:05.820 Just in, Boeing whistleblower says, all 787 planes should be grounded.
00:38:10.120 So another whistleblower.
00:38:12.180 He's not dead yet.
00:38:13.960 Yeah.
00:38:14.400 He's not dead yet.
00:38:15.080 Exactly.
00:38:15.600 Boeing is very sketchy.
00:38:17.500 I don't want to put anything bad out there.
00:38:20.020 Yeah.
00:38:20.320 But Trump has a 757.
00:38:22.980 That's an old plane.
00:38:24.140 And Boeing, old.
00:38:25.300 So old is good.
00:38:26.200 Old is good.
00:38:26.860 A 787 is like the Dreamliner.
00:38:28.560 That's one of their newer planes.
00:38:30.120 So the way I'm seeing it, they just recently retired 747s too, I think, for the most part,
00:38:35.180 or most airlines are.
00:38:36.860 But yeah, the old planes.
00:38:38.140 You want to stick with old planes that are maintained well.
00:38:40.360 Okay.
00:38:41.100 Well, let's maintain that plane well.
00:38:42.780 Yeah.
00:38:43.180 No DEIs doing it.
00:38:45.160 Keep an eye, because the Boeing, everyone knows Boeing's bad, Boeing's bad, and then
00:38:49.920 Trump has a Boeing.
00:38:50.780 If something bad were to happen, everyone would go, oh, yeah, it's because Boeing's bad.
00:38:54.400 Everyone knows that.
00:38:55.240 Yeah.
00:38:55.400 We don't want that to happen.
00:38:56.740 All right.
00:38:57.140 Fair.
00:38:57.300 New plane for Trump.
00:38:58.340 All right.
00:38:58.660 Next, I did not realize this.
00:39:00.340 I found this old clip, LeBron James guessed or predicted the financial crisis the day before
00:39:07.780 it happened.
00:39:08.860 It was the 14th of September, 2008.
00:39:11.540 I called up Ben Bernanke, and I said, I have a funny feeling the Lehman Brothers Bank is
00:39:15.300 going to collapse tomorrow.
00:39:16.740 I just think their exposure to these subprime mortgage bonds is way too high.
00:39:20.320 I turned on the news the next day, and I was right.
00:39:23.380 Did you know?
00:39:24.000 I had no idea, man.
00:39:25.280 I didn't know he was financially savvy like that, and he was tapped in on subprime.
00:39:29.180 It was probably one of those books he was reading.
00:39:31.500 Yeah.
00:39:31.640 First page.
00:39:32.420 It was on the first page.
00:39:33.600 It's on the first page of one of those fake books.
00:39:36.120 All right.
00:39:36.560 Next, Obama.
00:39:38.200 We're going to have to go fast through the rest.
00:39:39.380 Obama, when he met Jared Fogle versus Obama on his wedding day.
00:39:42.820 Yeah.
00:39:43.080 Here he is, Jared Fogle, the biggest smile you've ever seen.
00:39:46.200 Jared Fogle, as a friendly reminder, was a pedo.
00:39:49.000 Yeah.
00:39:49.760 And he was having fun, happy to hang out with them.
00:39:52.200 They probably had a blast, whatever they did that night.
00:39:55.280 Smiles look big.
00:39:56.060 I would say yes.
00:39:57.360 But then here you are on your wedding day, and your smiles look not so big.
00:40:01.160 A little smirk.
00:40:02.180 Just another day.
00:40:03.900 Yeah.
00:40:04.440 Not as much fun as that time you hung out with Jared Fogle.
00:40:06.760 I know.
00:40:07.220 That one-off day you met Jared.
00:40:08.800 Mm-hmm.
00:40:09.340 All right.
00:40:09.700 So what does that say?
00:40:11.060 Well, let the audience extrapolate.
00:40:12.720 Okay.
00:40:13.680 Extrapolate?
00:40:14.280 Emulsify?
00:40:14.880 What are you doing?
00:40:15.560 What are you up to?
00:40:16.220 We got a thesaurus.
00:40:17.860 Our last thing of housekeeping, Haley Bieber and Vladimir Putin.
00:40:25.000 Yeah.
00:40:26.100 Same guy?
00:40:27.560 Same lineage, maybe.
00:40:29.380 Same lineage, maybe.
00:40:30.640 Okay.
00:40:30.880 That's better.
00:40:31.460 Because I was going to say I'd never seen him in the room together, but a lot of people
00:40:34.800 haven't been in the same room as Vladimir Putin.
00:40:36.580 That's true.
00:40:37.560 So they're not the same person.
00:40:39.100 All right.
00:40:39.480 So LeBron, Obama, Haley Bieber, and Vladimir Putin.
00:40:42.520 Thank you.
00:40:43.080 And Boeing.
00:40:43.780 And Boeing.
00:40:44.500 All right.
00:40:44.860 That is the end of housekeeping.
00:40:46.300 That was a packed housekeeping.
00:40:47.640 We are now in cruise control, heading through the rest of the episode.
00:40:56.080 First things first, we're going to go into our trans section of Cringe.
00:40:59.880 There was a trans sex party attendee who was telling us a lot of the details of what goes
00:41:05.120 on.
00:41:05.380 It never happened to me before, but I've been invited to three sex parties tonight.
00:41:11.080 And I know you're thinking there's no way that I'm going to attend all three, to which
00:41:14.400 I say, think again.
00:41:15.920 I am all about breaking records and being of service to my community.
00:41:19.540 One's at 5 p.m.
00:41:20.480 And I'm almost there.
00:41:21.600 Then the next one has a hard cut off at 7.
00:41:23.600 And that's in Midtown.
00:41:24.620 So I got to get there.
00:41:25.720 The third one's at 9.30, also in Midtown.
00:41:27.880 So this is very manageable.
00:41:29.200 I have snacks.
00:41:30.020 I have breath mints.
00:41:30.860 I have long socks so I can stick a bottle of lube in them at close check if I need to.
00:41:34.320 I am ready and prepared to make history.
00:41:36.780 Number one, big success.
00:41:39.900 I'm trying to be more realistic and set my expectations these days and quit while I'm
00:41:43.660 ahead.
00:41:44.120 I'll just be going at it with these guys and then I'll look up and be like, oh my god,
00:41:47.740 I'm in love with six of you.
00:41:49.320 And now I'm going home to shower and take my prep.
00:41:53.040 I showered.
00:41:54.140 I put on my bonnet.
00:41:55.520 I'm going to take my little doxypeps right here.
00:41:58.320 I'm going to take my prep and I'm going to sleep.
00:42:01.180 I'll see you next time.
00:42:02.640 We need to get this guy into the Senate hearing room.
00:42:05.660 He needs to be an elected official.
00:42:07.300 This guy needs to be the chairman of the health committee or something.
00:42:10.460 Or the mayor of a border town.
00:42:12.160 Maybe.
00:42:12.960 This guy needs to be deciding the border policy.
00:42:16.660 Yeah.
00:42:17.160 And at one point he said it was healthy.
00:42:20.000 He mentioned love and healthy.
00:42:22.620 It's three sex parties in one night with tons of twinks.
00:42:26.600 Well, you know, girls get attached after sex.
00:42:29.100 Yeah.
00:42:30.300 Health.
00:42:31.380 Health.
00:42:31.960 And he's just taking prep, right?
00:42:33.820 This guy, every once in a while they just kind of reveal what they're actually up to.
00:42:39.660 Yeah.
00:42:39.720 Way too much and what they're actually up to.
00:42:41.700 And it's the most degenerate shit you've ever heard.
00:42:43.620 And then you start wondering.
00:42:44.600 You start going, oh, yeah, monkeypox.
00:42:46.540 I remember that.
00:42:47.680 Oh, yeah, multi-drug resistant gonorrhea.
00:42:52.160 And you go, where does that shit come from?
00:42:53.880 How could it have so many things to get resistant to?
00:42:57.800 Yeah.
00:42:59.280 Who's patient zero?
00:43:00.740 Yeah.
00:43:00.840 How is it violently being spread so much?
00:43:02.820 And then you go back to this guy and you go, oh, yeah, the three sex parties in five hours.
00:43:07.580 It wasn't even like, oh, three days.
00:43:10.040 It's three sex parties in four hours.
00:43:11.900 One night.
00:43:12.440 And then he says he's trying to break a gay record.
00:43:15.380 That's not even close.
00:43:16.580 Not even close, buddy.
00:43:17.940 Not even close.
00:43:18.600 The gay record is some horrible, horrible record of probably like 300 people in one day.
00:43:24.620 Disgusting shit that we can't even talk about on the show.
00:43:26.940 And then this guy has the TikTok, right?
00:43:29.220 He just posted to TikTok.
00:43:30.420 And in the little tiny text on the top left, it says 18 plus vlog.
00:43:34.500 And it's like, do you think the kids are fine?
00:43:36.540 Yeah, I don't think the kids are out.
00:43:37.860 Yeah.
00:43:38.780 Well, there also is a drug resistant monkeypox.
00:43:42.180 Yeah.
00:43:42.360 That's in Africa now.
00:43:43.380 And there's obviously all the people from Africa coming here.
00:43:46.580 Gay people.
00:43:47.540 And they go right to Manhattan.
00:43:48.760 You think they don't find the sex parties every once in a while?
00:43:51.140 There's monkeypox coming.
00:43:52.240 New monkeypox mutant strain with pandemic potential has been found in a town in Congo, Africa from the Daily Mail.
00:43:58.920 Great.
00:43:59.520 Yeah.
00:43:59.960 Great.
00:44:00.560 So I also...
00:44:01.600 That's from a real monkey.
00:44:04.420 Yeah.
00:44:05.120 In the Congo.
00:44:06.140 You know, monkeypox here, it's like, oh, it's gay guys.
00:44:08.400 Monkeypox from the Congo, you're like, holy shit.
00:44:10.600 It was a jungle disease.
00:44:11.600 It really was from a monkey.
00:44:13.680 Yeah.
00:44:14.200 And I also want to get on the record.
00:44:15.540 I just want to plant a little seed that I will water later in the future.
00:44:20.400 Okay.
00:44:20.900 I think you can reverse gayness.
00:44:23.120 Let's go to the...
00:44:24.300 There was a show for kids where the puppets are...
00:44:28.560 I don't know.
00:44:29.300 I don't even want to guess.
00:44:30.400 Twink puppet shit.
00:44:31.340 Yeah.
00:44:31.440 I don't even want to guess.
00:44:32.220 This was shown to fourth graders.
00:44:33.660 Hi, I'm Gulliver, and this is Emmett.
00:44:37.360 Hey.
00:44:38.380 Oh, hi.
00:44:39.460 I'm Barry.
00:44:40.560 Oh, hey.
00:44:41.480 We are so excited you're here.
00:44:44.260 We could choose another dog.
00:44:45.680 Oh.
00:44:47.460 Nice collar.
00:44:49.040 Oh, thank you.
00:44:50.640 I like it.
00:44:51.400 So what do you want to do first?
00:44:53.180 Find a two toy?
00:44:54.360 Oh, chase our tail?
00:44:55.620 Oh, I know.
00:44:56.300 Let's sniff.
00:44:56.920 No, actually, I like to play with yarn.
00:45:01.660 Yeah.
00:45:02.520 It's fun.
00:45:03.520 Yeah.
00:45:04.100 Yeah.
00:45:04.320 Or I like to clean my paws like this.
00:45:09.560 And you clean your face too.
00:45:11.800 All right.
00:45:13.120 So basically, the whole thing is the dog is acting like a cat.
00:45:17.460 The dog wants to be a cat.
00:45:19.240 Yeah.
00:45:19.440 And everyone goes, oh, he's a dog, but he's being a cat.
00:45:21.860 That's weird.
00:45:22.420 And they go, no, he's not.
00:45:23.300 It's not weird.
00:45:24.020 If he wants to be a cat, he can be a cat.
00:45:25.880 So it's like planting the seed for being a trans person.
00:45:29.140 Yeah.
00:45:29.600 And also, when you show it to kids at a young age,
00:45:32.120 you might think, oh, this is innocent.
00:45:34.000 This is subtle.
00:45:35.040 Wrong.
00:45:35.860 This is how you get furries, which is what's happening in Utah.
00:45:38.760 This whole school is getting terrorized by furries.
00:45:42.720 Thank you.
00:45:43.420 This is Strudel, a member of the furry fandom.
00:45:47.400 Though they've been a furry for over a decade, they have their own opinions.
00:45:51.460 It's crazy that it's escalated to this point where these kids are being so distracting to
00:45:55.880 their peers that their peers want to stage a walkout.
00:45:58.420 So to have, you know, the next generation kind of muddy our name and not represent it very well,
00:46:05.480 it is kind of disappointing.
00:46:07.200 Strudel believes there should be some limits.
00:46:09.640 Continue doing things you like, continue dressing up, continue making art,
00:46:14.920 but maybe let's keep it outside of school hours.
00:46:18.120 As for the school, Sorensen says they have one main goal.
00:46:21.760 We want every student to feel safe when they come to school,
00:46:25.080 and we want students to get along.
00:46:26.540 In fact, we want adults to get along.
00:46:28.600 So basically, this is a school in Utah where there's furries,
00:46:31.140 and then there's normal kids in the school who did a walkout and were mad that there were furries
00:46:35.640 because the furries bark at them, distract them, scratch and bite at them,
00:46:41.160 and like they're acting like animals.
00:46:42.740 Yeah.
00:46:43.080 And then whenever they complain to the teachers,
00:46:45.480 the teachers tell the kids just to be nice and be accepting.
00:46:48.760 Yeah.
00:46:49.040 We want everyone to get along.
00:46:50.460 Even the adults there.
00:46:51.600 What are you talking about?
00:46:53.760 Utah.
00:46:54.600 Yeah, exactly.
00:46:55.660 It's not happening in some weird city in San Francisco.
00:47:00.120 It's Utah, where all the Mormons are.
00:47:02.880 There was an Airbnb syringe story.
00:47:05.080 I thought it was pretty funny that made it into cringe.
00:47:07.100 Yeah, this guy said,
00:47:08.140 I left a syringe of prescribed testosterone in my last Airbnb.
00:47:12.280 The host reported me for using drugs.
00:47:14.880 Two days of me arguing with their support went nowhere.
00:47:17.620 The second I just lied and said the hormones were because I transitioned,
00:47:21.580 I get reinstated.
00:47:22.800 There you go.
00:47:23.580 So you can't have it for anything low test levels,
00:47:26.820 but if you're trans, yeah, bring the syringes.
00:47:29.260 There's the bloody syringes into the Airbnb.
00:47:30.860 Feel free to shoot up.
00:47:32.640 Trans people are untouchable.
00:47:34.200 Yep.
00:47:34.600 All right, let's move on to the loud plane ride from hell.
00:47:39.020 Yeah, this one is bad.
00:47:41.760 My plane ride from Nashville to Houston.
00:47:52.860 Majority of us were strangers.
00:47:55.780 Me, me, go.
00:47:57.040 Half a bus here.
00:48:00.580 The baby got half a Nashville on the flight.
00:48:03.300 Oh, man.
00:48:14.940 There's a white guy right there.
00:48:16.500 There's one normal white guy.
00:48:18.180 I love the baby.
00:48:18.540 Southwest.
00:48:19.420 Who has to put up with it?
00:48:21.060 Wow.
00:48:21.460 And, you know, I would be mad.
00:48:23.380 And I think we've covered situations where white people do stuff like this.
00:48:26.480 I believe we covered a flight where some white people pulled out their instruments
00:48:29.780 and started doing a performance and everyone was a hostage.
00:48:33.500 And it was like corny, but it was from a good place.
00:48:36.680 Yeah.
00:48:36.840 So it wasn't as bad as this.
00:48:38.760 This is just low class behavior, rude, inconsiderate, loud.
00:48:42.740 Not everyone wants to sing the rap song.
00:48:45.020 And it's just worse.
00:48:46.100 Yeah.
00:48:46.440 And it's not because of black or a white thing.
00:48:48.040 It's just the white people that we've commented on.
00:48:50.160 They were doing like, I don't know if it was worship music.
00:48:53.000 They had a guitar and they were like doing a performance.
00:48:55.520 Yeah.
00:48:55.920 And they were all going somewhere for a performance.
00:48:58.040 This is just black people singing.
00:49:01.000 Houston and Nashville.
00:49:02.240 Yeah.
00:49:02.680 Houston and Nashville singing Sexy Red or whatever.
00:49:05.220 Yeah.
00:49:05.680 Just real, real trash behavior, real low class shit.
00:49:08.940 Yeah.
00:49:09.080 There's no situation where you can get me in on like the whole plane singing.
00:49:13.520 Yeah.
00:49:13.820 It's over.
00:49:14.560 Yeah.
00:49:14.820 And as Big Reed would say, we posted him a few times.
00:49:17.600 These guys always yelling in his car, driving through the neighborhoods.
00:49:20.060 I'm with the white folks.
00:49:21.000 I'm with the white folks.
00:49:21.940 I'm with the white folks in first class.
00:49:23.740 They're bringing me a drink before everyone's seated.
00:49:26.100 Ain't nobody yelling.
00:49:27.680 Ain't nobody eating a seafood boil out of a plastic bag.
00:49:32.760 That's the kind of thing we need here.
00:49:35.220 Some Big Reed commentary.
00:49:36.920 Absolutely.
00:49:37.700 All right.
00:49:37.920 Well, that's the end of Cringe.
00:49:39.520 We're moving on to Urban Decay.
00:49:41.440 We have a pretty packed urban too.
00:49:43.280 We're okay on time as well.
00:49:44.860 We left a lot on the floor in Cringe, so that'll be in bonus land.
00:49:47.960 There's going to be a lot of good bonus land Cringe stuff.
00:49:50.320 We have a fat person complaining about people at the gym making fun of her, but I think
00:49:54.860 it's fake.
00:49:55.540 I think the whole thing is made up.
00:49:57.860 Davis Clark, a guy who's locked in from Instagram, he shit his pants during the Boston Marathon.
00:50:03.140 We're going to talk about that.
00:50:04.480 And then we have some ladies who have blown out Joker faces because of a new trend for
00:50:08.780 lip injections.
00:50:09.760 Yeah.
00:50:10.080 It's bad.
00:50:10.560 Does not look good.
00:50:11.860 All right.
00:50:12.160 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.
00:50:13.360 It's going to get a little bit worse.
00:50:14.420 Uh, our first clip of Urban Decay is the trans teacher getting slapped by the black student.
00:50:20.080 I feel bad for the trans person for the first time in shows history, urban youth, trans
00:50:48.140 teacher.
00:50:48.960 Yeah.
00:50:49.160 I feel bad for they, them.
00:50:50.880 And I'm sure if I saw some footage of this trans teacher teaching the class, I'd feel
00:50:54.780 a little less bad with some of the lessons they're trying to instill on the youth.
00:50:57.480 If there's a flag somewhere, I would feel less bad.
00:50:59.700 There's also a lesson here in that the young black urban youth, he doesn't see you as a
00:51:05.180 female.
00:51:06.120 Yeah.
00:51:06.480 He's not affirming your gender when he slaps you across the face.
00:51:09.140 Actually, sometimes black people do just slap women.
00:51:11.460 So yeah, they do.
00:51:12.740 Uh, they do.
00:51:13.260 And the teacher took it like a man.
00:51:14.640 Yeah.
00:51:15.120 Teacher ate it.
00:51:16.700 Um, and then the New York Post, a write up trans teacher slapped by future graduate.
00:51:21.140 Exactly.
00:51:21.700 Young scholar.
00:51:23.100 Um, yes.
00:51:24.340 And so that's the first time I guess we've ever sided with the trans.
00:51:28.580 Exactly.
00:51:29.000 I was going to say is our first time in show history siding with the trans, I believe.
00:51:32.480 So we're capable of it, but it's just, it's got to be the very right conditions and it
00:51:36.720 has to be the lesser, the way lesser of two evils.
00:51:39.460 Yeah, exactly.
00:51:40.320 And kids are going crazy when they don't get their vapes is what you're learning too.
00:51:43.800 Is that what happened?
00:51:44.840 Yeah.
00:51:45.100 She took his vape away.
00:51:46.400 Classic.
00:51:46.880 So the teacher, or she, the trans teacher took the kid's vape.
00:51:50.220 Michael took his vape away.
00:51:51.340 And the kid lost his shit.
00:51:52.540 And I found this other clip of a person who lost their vape.
00:51:55.580 But hold on.
00:51:56.260 What, what does this kid think's going to happen?
00:51:58.180 He can slap the teacher twice and then like go back to his seat.
00:52:02.640 Yeah.
00:52:03.080 That's how little fear.
00:52:03.980 There's no like right to the principal's office.
00:52:06.020 The school resource officer doesn't come in.
00:52:07.920 It's crazy.
00:52:08.380 I bet the trans teacher might not even report it.
00:52:10.560 Yeah.
00:52:11.040 Because we don't need more black people interacting with police.
00:52:14.700 It's so dangerous or whatever.
00:52:16.500 And then here's another person who gets violent over their vape.
00:52:20.600 I fucking found the vape.
00:52:29.220 Found the vape and hits it out of the port-a-potty.
00:52:33.100 That's the next generation.
00:52:34.660 That's rock bottom.
00:52:35.420 It's called guys fully controlled next generation brain dead group.
00:52:40.680 And that's how they act.
00:52:42.200 Yeah.
00:52:42.920 That's as bad as it gets.
00:52:44.740 Hey, if you're a kid, if you catch your kid with nicotine, I don't even know what to do.
00:52:49.220 Yeah.
00:52:49.480 That's why UBI is coming.
00:52:51.360 Universal basic income.
00:52:52.600 Because these kids are cooked.
00:52:55.320 Their brains are fried.
00:52:56.320 And there's no, there's no world where they can be active in society with the job.
00:52:59.800 So they're just going to need $2,200 a month.
00:53:02.720 Yep.
00:53:02.980 They're trans.
00:53:03.580 And they can stay in and vape.
00:53:05.320 All right.
00:53:05.920 Let's go to the No One Scared a Cop section.
00:53:09.060 Gavin posted about how outside of his studio, the cop's personal cars were smashed.
00:53:15.720 Do you read it?
00:53:16.120 Yeah.
00:53:16.320 The 44th Precinct right next to the studio just had all the cop's personal cars vandalized in broad daylight.
00:53:21.660 Zero fear of being caught.
00:53:23.100 10 vehicles, 10 cars, 10, 10, 9,000 RP.
00:53:28.560 10,000 RP.
00:53:32.500 How low is it?
00:53:35.220 Look at that.
00:53:36.400 And it's pure vandalism.
00:53:37.820 It's not like they were breaking into the car and stealing.
00:53:39.960 It's just, fuck these cop cars.
00:53:41.660 Yep.
00:53:42.160 No fear of being caught.
00:53:43.580 Driver's side window on each one smashed in.
00:53:45.980 Yep.
00:53:46.540 Because it's cops.
00:53:47.560 Yeah.
00:53:47.740 And no one's scared.
00:53:48.620 And no one gets in trouble.
00:53:50.060 And here's another example.
00:53:51.320 Guy was trying to break into like a hamburger restaurant and the cops drive by and look how they react.
00:53:56.320 So here he is breaking the window, going in.
00:53:58.980 Denny's hamburgers.
00:54:00.100 There he is.
00:54:01.060 Uh-oh.
00:54:01.340 Here comes some cops on bikes.
00:54:03.640 Jig is up.
00:54:04.720 Nope.
00:54:05.400 They went right by.
00:54:07.760 And they kind of circled back, but they have other people to not arrest.
00:54:12.220 They have other crimes to not report or not do anything about.
00:54:15.760 And it's actually interesting because a cop sees this and goes, oh, man, somebody else did that before you were there or something.
00:54:21.700 Oh, that's the business owner.
00:54:23.420 He's coming into this cleanup.
00:54:24.940 That's a weird way to have your business.
00:54:26.920 Yeah.
00:54:27.340 Community policing, right?
00:54:28.680 What do we need?
00:54:29.620 Yeah.
00:54:30.160 All right.
00:54:30.420 Last clip from this no one's scared of cop section.
00:54:33.600 This black woman shoots a cop, I believe, with a stun gun.
00:54:36.100 Everyone's laughing.
00:54:55.980 That girl get the fuck off.
00:54:57.700 I'm lying.
00:54:58.740 I'm lying.
00:54:59.400 I'm not going to get the fuck off.
00:55:01.000 That girl get the fuck off.
00:55:02.700 Get the fuck off.
00:55:03.380 Get down, me dumbass.
00:55:04.820 Get down, me dumbass.
00:55:06.780 Get fucking with him.
00:55:09.700 We shut him down.
00:55:12.700 But the cops are hunting him down.
00:55:14.800 Yeah.
00:55:15.120 Cops are killing us out here.
00:55:16.740 Yeah.
00:55:17.100 And that's how you act in front of the cops.
00:55:19.680 It's like, are you sure you don't have it completely backwards?
00:55:22.660 Yeah.
00:55:22.940 Are you sure you're not completely outnumbering the cops and doing primal yelling while drunk and assaulting them?
00:55:28.940 Yeah.
00:55:29.560 That's weird.
00:55:30.380 Yeah.
00:55:30.680 That's a weird way to treat a group that's killing you for no reason.
00:55:33.520 Yeah.
00:55:33.880 That cop, you'd think he'd be doing this.
00:55:36.560 Right?
00:55:37.060 I wish he did.
00:55:37.800 He should have.
00:55:38.360 I know.
00:55:38.780 If he was getting attacked like that, he could at least take down the person who shot you with a stun gun.
00:55:42.760 Yep.
00:55:43.280 Let's go to the woman who was found not guilty for murdering her child on meth.
00:55:48.300 She was on meth after out partying, got frustrated with her kid, killed the kid by suffocating with a pillow, and then was found not guilty because people are scared to say a black person is guilty of something?
00:56:01.660 Yeah, I don't know.
00:56:03.220 The court accordingly enters judgment of not guilty, reluctantly.
00:56:08.680 I do hope that you all take the opportunity to get the counseling that you need, to get the counseling for the children that you need, that you learn from this behavior, and hopefully the rest of the community learns from this behavior.
00:56:29.760 I don't think they're gonna.
00:56:31.880 What was that reluctantly part?
00:56:34.260 I don't know.
00:56:34.820 Like, oh, if I say reluctantly but let you go, then maybe you'll feel worse.
00:56:38.880 It's like zero punishment, zero consequences.
00:56:41.200 Oh, reluctantly.
00:56:42.080 It's like, that's not a legal term.
00:56:43.760 And like, when are you allowed to kill your own kid?
00:56:46.900 Mm, I check.
00:56:48.620 Let me check my fake watch.
00:56:49.920 And then like, when is like, because you were on meth an excuse to not get in trouble?
00:56:54.480 I've never heard of that.
00:56:55.580 Yeah, it's getting crazy, and I think new shit happens, like new qualifiers or mitigating circumstances happen every year.
00:57:03.700 And it's funny because being on meth used to escalate it.
00:57:07.420 No, it was meth.
00:57:08.600 So that shows your decision making's poor.
00:57:10.240 And now it's like, well, she was on meth.
00:57:12.160 Yeah, now that's a good thing.
00:57:13.500 Yeah.
00:57:13.660 So you know how we're talking about this off camera, you and I, you know how everyone promotes criminal justice reform?
00:57:20.180 Yeah.
00:57:20.480 And everyone's like, oh, we need less time.
00:57:22.480 We need to get these people out.
00:57:24.420 They're all unfairly punished and serving for too long compared to what the crime was.
00:57:29.960 Do we have anyone that does criminal justice reform reform?
00:57:34.340 Make sure this guy stays in jail.
00:57:36.480 I'm tracking him.
00:57:37.840 Yeah, that's what I want.
00:57:39.180 I want to get people who are like, oh, this guy's trying to get out early.
00:57:41.820 And he killed three ladies and blah, blah, blah.
00:57:44.360 We need to keep him in jail.
00:57:46.060 Yeah.
00:57:46.360 So, and this was a conversation we had.
00:57:48.820 There's all these prison reform groups, prison sentencing reform, California's for Safety and Justice, Coalition for Public Safety, Critical Resistance, Dream Corps Justice.
00:57:58.140 For exoneration, there's, you know, the Innocent Projects, Equal Justice Initiative, blah, blah, blah.
00:58:03.560 The list goes on and on.
00:58:04.520 We'll put a bunch of these organizations in the background, right?
00:58:08.220 So, there's all these organizations trying to lighten the load on criminals, right?
00:58:13.280 And then there's not very many organizations or very few that I know of that say, hey, let's make these punishments are the ones that people reoffend on.
00:58:23.700 Let's make sure we keep them in jail, right?
00:58:25.300 The one caveat would be victim support charities, but those are like for an individual.
00:58:32.620 That's like if you got raped or if you got beaten up really bad, we'll help you get back on your feet.
00:58:38.440 We'll give you the resources.
00:58:39.820 You have a counselor to talk to, right?
00:58:41.780 That's not like the public at large.
00:58:44.260 And there's been kind of a shift, right, where these criminal justice reform organizations have seeped into the district attorney's office.
00:58:52.800 And then the district attorney are supposed to be the only counterbalance to that, right?
00:58:58.120 Like the DA is the one who goes, okay, I'm ensuring this guy gets locked up or prosecuted for this crime, and I'm asking for the judge for the maximum.
00:59:05.400 And so the fact that these – the woke ideology has crept into the DA's office themselves and the DAs are like, well, we're policing differently, we're prosecuting differently.
00:59:16.920 It's become kind of this thing where it used to be crime like was being fought by the DA and then criminal justice reform were like, my son's locked up, you know?
00:59:27.260 And they used to fight and butt heads.
00:59:28.920 And now one isn't even fighting back anymore.
00:59:31.140 So – and once you capture the district attorney's office for the major metro areas, New York, LA, Chicago, wherever, San Francisco, across the –
00:59:41.320 You set the tone.
00:59:41.960 You set the tone and like all the crime happens there.
00:59:44.660 We're not worried about the district attorney that covers some small like Midland, Texas or something, even though, I mean, they need to too.
00:59:52.560 There's probably cartel crime creeping up.
00:59:54.160 There's black people there too.
00:59:55.140 Yeah, but so – and that's obviously who it affects most is a lot of the excuses, the African-American or black people who it's racial profiling or just the sentencings are too harsh and whatever.
01:00:07.000 But we're kind of entering this zone where nobody's advocating for future victims of crime at large, right?
01:00:15.080 And so it's kind of like we've just entered and we've often talked about on the show how when a big change happens in society, you kind of enter this experimental phase.
01:00:26.740 And I don't like being part of an experiment and a lot of the major metro areas in America are entering that.
01:00:33.460 And some of the victims – like you see like someone who's charged with attacking someone with a machete and they're like, well, we just need to have a conversation and open the dialogue about our community.
01:00:45.200 They adopt that woke language like way too easily and quick and it's like, yeah, you're arguing for yourself to get out.
01:00:52.840 Yeah.
01:00:53.060 You know what I mean?
01:00:53.700 You know what to say.
01:00:54.680 You know what's hot right now.
01:00:55.920 You know what everyone's like leaning into and using to get other people out and then you start talking that way and then you get out.
01:01:01.500 Exactly.
01:01:02.240 And so we're in this giant experimental phase and I just wanted to kind of talk about that and get that on the record that the DAs are the ones who are supposed to be the upholding of like – so we're left with DAs who are woke and then like the victims, the surviving victims or victims' families who show up to parole board hearings.
01:01:20.260 That's it.
01:01:20.900 That's the thin blue line of future victim awareness, right?
01:01:25.580 Yeah.
01:01:25.960 Exactly.
01:01:26.660 It's getting dark.
01:01:27.760 It's getting very dark.
01:01:28.500 But don't get too down or too depressed.
01:01:30.060 We're moving on to uplifting gold and we actually have some uplifting stuff.
01:01:34.020 All right.
01:01:34.620 I'll believe it when I see it.
01:01:35.900 The fart shooting.
01:01:37.060 The fart shooting.
01:01:38.560 All right.
01:01:39.420 The fart shooting, right?
01:01:40.640 Yeah.
01:01:40.980 Yeah, the fart shooting.
01:01:42.040 I don't know.
01:01:55.040 That was kind of crazy.
01:01:56.360 I think somebody took you for a ride.
01:01:57.940 I don't know if that was a fart projectiling that.
01:02:00.380 It came out fast.
01:02:01.640 I know.
01:02:02.340 These guys are scared.
01:02:03.740 All right.
01:02:04.420 So you let us know in the comments what you guys think.
01:02:06.500 I'll let you know what I think right now.
01:02:08.420 0 for 1 on uplifting gold.
01:02:10.060 Okay.
01:02:10.460 Let's go to video 2.
01:02:11.400 Let's go to the crochet technique.
01:02:12.820 All right.
01:02:13.180 This is something interesting.
01:02:13.920 I've seen this one.
01:02:15.440 This is pretty cool.
01:02:16.660 And this is like some sort of crocheting.
01:02:20.480 And you mix up all the stuff.
01:02:22.040 And you make your designs.
01:02:23.340 And you move it around.
01:02:26.240 That's expert level shit.
01:02:27.740 That's expert level.
01:02:28.520 Look how nice that is.
01:02:29.380 Imagine getting whatever that is going to be.
01:02:31.680 Like a shirt.
01:02:32.640 Yeah.
01:02:33.740 Dolly.
01:02:34.240 It's a good skill.
01:02:35.220 And it's handmade.
01:02:37.400 All right.
01:02:37.900 That's nice.
01:02:38.380 That's uplifting.
01:02:39.040 All right.
01:02:39.260 One for two.
01:02:39.940 That's a high tech skill.
01:02:41.400 Or actually low tech skill.
01:02:42.900 But from the old times.
01:02:44.180 Now we'll get into some animals.
01:02:46.020 Okay.
01:02:46.600 We have the giant butterfly.
01:02:48.220 You think this is fake?
01:02:51.040 It actually might be.
01:02:52.140 I don't know.
01:02:52.540 It looks gigantic.
01:02:54.360 I think it's real.
01:02:55.180 He's moving.
01:02:55.840 He's moving.
01:02:56.480 It's real.
01:02:57.340 All right.
01:02:57.840 So that's uplifting.
01:02:58.580 That's uplifting.
01:02:59.520 Why?
01:02:59.720 Because it exists?
01:03:00.620 Yeah.
01:03:00.920 Look how beautiful that is.
01:03:02.080 God made that.
01:03:03.320 Yeah.
01:03:03.460 Nature is beautiful.
01:03:04.700 That's nice.
01:03:05.360 And then here's more nature.
01:03:06.540 This giant shark off the coast of Martha's Vineyard.
01:03:09.520 Look at that.
01:03:10.920 Look at the size of him.
01:03:12.040 That's Jaws, baby.
01:03:13.460 That's Jaws.
01:03:14.080 Where was Jaws?
01:03:15.100 Was Jaws Martha's Vineyard?
01:03:16.320 Filmed in Martha's Vineyard.
01:03:17.440 Yeah.
01:03:17.660 Okay.
01:03:17.960 Okay.
01:03:18.380 So it's probably based on Martha's Vineyard.
01:03:20.220 Yeah.
01:03:20.400 Kind of.
01:03:20.840 It's not based on nothing.
01:03:22.000 Here he is.
01:03:22.820 100 years old.
01:03:24.560 Wow.
01:03:25.080 Look at the girth.
01:03:26.700 Thick.
01:03:27.320 That's a thick one.
01:03:28.920 But, you know.
01:03:29.980 All right.
01:03:30.520 All right.
01:03:30.980 You're 50-50-ish.
01:03:32.340 You're animals.
01:03:33.200 Yeah.
01:03:33.820 What about the insurance fraud guy?
01:03:35.880 Okay.
01:03:37.140 This is good.
01:03:37.980 I've been involved in a hit and run.
01:03:54.320 I've been involved in a hit and run.
01:03:56.040 All right.
01:03:56.500 Uplifting gold.
01:03:57.420 Uplifting.
01:03:57.800 People are doing bits and smashing cars.
01:03:59.800 Yeah.
01:03:59.900 What was that?
01:04:00.380 You think that was a bit?
01:04:01.260 Yeah.
01:04:01.600 Guy's doing a bit on his junkyard on his big property.
01:04:03.980 He's not calling insurance.
01:04:04.980 He's calling his buddy, Mike.
01:04:06.860 But then why did he-
01:04:07.760 And he changed the contact to insurance.
01:04:09.020 But then how'd he crash into another car?
01:04:10.960 How?
01:04:11.940 I don't know.
01:04:12.340 I think other cars suck too.
01:04:14.340 Yeah.
01:04:14.540 He doesn't care.
01:04:15.520 It was all for the bit.
01:04:17.060 Yeah.
01:04:17.220 It's an old Jeep Wrangler and some Nissan that probably doesn't run.
01:04:20.080 And that's it.
01:04:20.880 It's worth it.
01:04:21.640 Cool.
01:04:22.120 That's funny.
01:04:22.820 All right.
01:04:23.080 And then last, the guy who's annihilating goblins.
01:04:25.540 This is less uplifting and more of just inspiring.
01:04:29.260 I must annihilate goblins.
01:04:31.980 I must kill them while they're sleeping.
01:04:35.160 See how many twists it takes to rip their heads off with my bare hands.
01:04:40.800 And put spikes in their fucking skull.
01:04:44.780 Not quite uplifting.
01:04:45.960 I think that guy is going to mistake a young child for a goblin.
01:04:49.220 And then we're going to need some criminal justice reform reformers to make sure he stays in.
01:04:54.480 I'll make sure he stays in.
01:04:55.860 All right.
01:04:56.260 Good.
01:04:56.740 All right.
01:04:57.080 Well, it is Friday.
01:04:58.140 So we have a nice shout out section.
01:05:01.540 We are going to go first.
01:05:04.160 Okay.
01:05:04.540 First, this family watching the show.
01:05:06.660 Yeah.
01:05:07.200 Beautiful family watching the show.
01:05:08.980 It's Bonus Landers.
01:05:10.120 They're watching Bonus Land.
01:05:11.320 And you ready for this?
01:05:12.600 Yeah.
01:05:12.820 You ready for the cherry on top?
01:05:14.040 I am.
01:05:14.420 That baby closest to camera is a baby, a girl, a baby girl named Austin, A-U-S-T-E-N.
01:05:21.940 And it was named after me.
01:05:23.300 No.
01:05:24.040 Yeah.
01:05:24.560 Stop.
01:05:25.060 Isn't that lit?
01:05:26.120 That's a little crazy.
01:05:27.380 That's a lot.
01:05:28.080 That's a lot.
01:05:28.960 Are you the godfather?
01:05:30.280 I should be something.
01:05:31.300 I'll go to whatever kind of events you have for that baby now that I'm involved in the life.
01:05:35.960 Baby's first birthday.
01:05:37.180 But that is a real situation.
01:05:39.400 That's great.
01:05:40.320 Crazy.
01:05:41.160 For the whole life, the baby's named the same as me.
01:05:43.600 Yeah.
01:05:44.560 Fleck's Talks in the Attic was written.
01:05:46.260 Very cool.
01:05:47.980 I believe Leanne did a shout out here.
01:05:51.500 She wrote Fleck's Talks on this thing.
01:05:55.020 We have a horse thing.
01:05:57.180 What's it called?
01:05:57.920 The Seesaw?
01:05:59.280 Yeah.
01:05:59.520 Horsey.
01:06:00.140 Whatever.
01:06:00.840 I don't know.
01:06:01.880 Yeah.
01:06:02.400 And they wrote Fleck's Talks in it.
01:06:03.760 We could fast forward.
01:06:04.700 But here we go.
01:06:05.720 Bam.
01:06:06.120 So now this guy's niece, who uses this toy, will now know about Fleck's Talks.com on Bonusland.
01:06:13.180 Very nice.
01:06:14.220 Even included the link.
01:06:16.480 We have a wedding watcher.
01:06:18.980 Someone was watching the show during a wedding.
01:06:21.200 I like that.
01:06:21.740 He said, pretty irresponsible planning your wedding on episode nights.
01:06:26.500 Very true.
01:06:27.260 Thank you, Thad.
01:06:28.080 And then Grace T, a very talented artist, made like an anime version of us.
01:06:33.060 Whoa.
01:06:33.860 Isn't that kind of cool?
01:06:34.900 This is my first time seeing it.
01:06:36.360 That's kind of lit.
01:06:37.360 Yeah.
01:06:37.960 I look good.
01:06:39.160 Oh, yeah.
01:06:39.740 Doing you some favors.
01:06:40.820 Doing me some favors.
01:06:41.700 Narrowing me out.
01:06:42.940 Zin?
01:06:44.000 There's Zin in there?
01:06:44.840 That's you chasing the Zins.
01:06:46.080 Ah, they know me.
01:06:47.220 They know you very well.
01:06:48.280 Very nice.
01:06:48.940 And there's a little bit of a comic strip, too.
01:06:50.400 And there's me running downhill.
01:06:54.940 Again, running downhill.
01:06:58.440 Oh, that's deep in your bones, dude.
01:07:00.620 Yeah.
01:07:00.880 So this is someone who's very deeply familiar with the lore.
01:07:04.980 That's great.
01:07:06.400 And then I think that's it for the shout outs.
01:07:09.500 And then we have some happy birthdays.
01:07:11.540 Happy birthday to Ryan on April 18th.
01:07:13.940 Him and his brother are huge show watchers and bonus landers.
01:07:17.860 He got his brother hooked on the pod.
01:07:18.960 Or Thomas, his brother, got him hooked on the pod.
01:07:21.480 Ryan, happy birthday, April 18th.
01:07:23.460 Happy birthday.
01:07:23.740 Happy birthday to Tim on April 16th.
01:07:26.180 Tim's a former Marine.
01:07:27.920 Very cool.
01:07:28.540 And he's doing contract work now.
01:07:30.120 And he's about to meet his girlfriend, Hannah, for his birthday.
01:07:33.920 He's taking a break, like a one-day trip somewhere.
01:07:36.680 And they're going to be able to meet up, talk about the show, surprise him with a shout out.
01:07:40.420 Happy birthday, Tim.
01:07:41.660 Thank you for your service.
01:07:42.660 So Hannah organized that shout out?
01:07:43.860 Hannah organized it.
01:07:44.840 There you go.
01:07:45.300 Right before the birthday trip.
01:07:46.960 Happy birthday to Jackie on April 14th.
01:07:50.240 Her and her husband, Jack, watch every single show.
01:07:53.640 And they've also made two bonus landers, children, Olivia and Romeo.
01:07:58.400 Jack and Jackie.
01:07:59.180 Jack and Jackie.
01:08:00.980 Yeah.
01:08:01.480 That makes sense, right?
01:08:02.540 That's good.
01:08:03.100 That's clean.
01:08:03.980 That's easy.
01:08:04.720 That's very easy.
01:08:05.560 Happy 49th birthday to Stephen H.
01:08:08.020 His birthday was on April 17th.
01:08:10.100 Show watcher.
01:08:10.840 We appreciate it.
01:08:11.680 Watch us to the end.
01:08:12.580 He's going to see it.
01:08:13.320 Happy birthday.
01:08:13.840 Happy 25th birthday to Brandon on April 16th.
01:08:17.560 Brandon.
01:08:18.460 Happy birthday to Diana on April 17th as well.
01:08:22.260 All right.
01:08:22.760 And happy birthday to Leanne, who I mentioned earlier.
01:08:25.060 She's the one who put Fleckus Tux on the pipes or whatever.
01:08:29.380 Cool.
01:08:29.780 Very cool.
01:08:30.420 Happy birthday.
01:08:31.120 Thank you.
01:08:31.540 And happy birthday.
01:08:32.680 Last but not least to Nick Papano.
01:08:35.920 He's turning 28 on the 17th.
01:08:38.020 Birthday on the 17th as well.
01:08:39.260 And he loves the unpinnable stuff.
01:08:41.000 Very good.
01:08:41.700 Very good.
01:08:42.360 Stay unpinnable.
01:08:43.200 It's very important now more than ever.
01:08:45.040 We've got all these third worlders here.
01:08:46.440 We're going to be wrestling soon.
01:08:48.460 Yeah.
01:08:48.780 And you know what's really unpinnable?
01:08:51.200 A gun.
01:08:52.060 Yeah, it's so true.
01:08:52.840 It's the peak of unpinnable.
01:08:53.960 So you've got to know how to use it.
01:08:55.300 You've got to take it and know how to clean it and shit.
01:08:58.140 You've got to carry it around.
01:08:59.440 Absolutely.
01:09:00.000 You've got to dry fire it.
01:09:01.320 Yeah.
01:09:01.780 You've got to play tricks with your friends.
01:09:03.040 You've got to point it at people.
01:09:04.160 Spin it around your finger.
01:09:05.220 Yep.
01:09:05.800 And then the last but not least, we are going to end the show with a AI song made by Scott Turcotte.
01:09:13.420 He made a song for us based on the intro, and we're going to outro it here.
01:09:18.040 Thank you guys for watching.
01:09:19.380 Hope you have a nice weekend.
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01:09:25.100 We'll see you on Tuesday.
01:09:48.040 We'll see you on Tuesday.
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