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00:00:46.300 Welcome back to Flegger Socks, a podcast episode 198 today on the show.

00:00:51.960 In housekeeping, Kamala supporters are on the attack,

00:00:54.960 even though they're the least physically capable of doing so.

00:00:57.500 And Tim Walsh's whole family endorsed Trump.

00:01:00.640 We're going to tell you all about it.

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00:03:47.600 We have a packed show.

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00:03:58.700 First things first, let's start the show off with some good news.

00:04:01.740 Yeah.

00:04:02.200 Brian Stelter.

00:04:03.420 They're bringing him back.

00:04:04.620 They're calling him in deep from the outfield.

00:04:06.820 We need you.

00:04:07.480 CNN is in a tailspin.

00:04:09.520 Brian Stelter back at CNN two years after he was fired during network shakeup.

00:04:14.020 Yes, really.

00:04:15.120 Feels right.

00:04:15.900 We miss that guy.

00:04:17.400 Imagine how desperate things are over at CNN where they can't find anyone else who could do it as good as Brian Stelter.

00:04:24.180 Yeah, can't yank anyone out of the current Biden administration.

00:04:27.780 You have to call in Stelter.

00:04:29.840 And wouldn't it be funny if Stelter showed up and he was shredded?

00:04:33.180 He had hair plugs now.

00:04:34.600 He was a totally different guy.

00:04:35.800 Yeah.

00:04:36.380 But no, he'll just be Humpty Dumpty again.

00:04:38.740 Humpty Dumpty ass part two.

00:04:40.300 Yeah.

00:04:40.660 And we'll see what he says.

00:04:42.400 That's the type of guy.

00:04:43.860 There are certain type of guys who really will say any company line.

00:04:47.760 Yeah.

00:04:48.000 And Stelter's one of them.

00:04:49.220 I think that's why they're bringing him back because normal people, if you try to put them on air.

00:04:53.480 Yeah.

00:04:54.120 After a while, it'd be like, come on, man.

00:04:55.920 I'm getting killed in Twitter every day.

00:04:57.880 Like even Jen Psaki.

00:04:59.300 Jen Psaki, who like not grew up, but like got to CNN by being a media punching bag as press secretary.

00:05:06.360 And she's even getting tired of it is what the vibe is.

00:05:09.140 So Brian Stelter can take it.

00:05:10.620 They need a company man to eat some punches.

00:05:13.340 He's willing to do it.

00:05:14.620 Yep.

00:05:14.920 All right.

00:05:15.400 Let's check in on Joe Biden.

00:05:17.560 Obviously, it's been a while and he's not in the headlines anymore because he's not running for president.

00:05:21.620 He's completely disappeared.

00:05:22.660 He's completely disappeared.

00:05:24.320 Let's see if he's up to the same old Joe stuff.

00:05:27.200 You can no longer be the manufacturing capital.

00:05:29.120 Where the hell is that written?

00:05:31.320 We are the greatest manufacturing city or county in the world, state in the world, city in the world.

00:05:39.100 We're going to remain that way.

00:05:42.000 Still got it.

00:05:43.140 Yeah.

00:05:44.280 They're going to pretend that Joe Biden could have done five years from now of being the president.

00:05:50.240 Don't forget that.

00:05:51.420 Like the whole thing, if he had just been juiced and done okay during the debate, this clip would never see the light of day.

00:05:58.560 It would never get media reporting anywhere, but maybe Fox, maybe this show.

00:06:02.280 And they just say, no, he's good.

00:06:04.120 Five more.

00:06:04.860 Five years from now.

00:06:05.900 Start the clock.

00:06:06.600 He's got it.

00:06:07.320 Yeah.

00:06:07.440 I actually kind of wish they did keep him just because of how that would have been the status quo for the whole Biden campaign would have been stuff like that.

00:06:15.720 But then it's like Stelter.

00:06:17.480 You don't know who's saying the lines.

00:06:19.420 You know, there's someone puppeting him from behind running the administration who you don't know and has no accountability.

00:06:24.560 And who's writing the papers and stuff?

00:06:26.620 You know, like who's feeding Stelter the lines at CNN?

00:06:29.280 It's the same thing.

00:06:30.100 So you need an actual human, right?

00:06:32.380 Yeah.

00:06:32.920 Yeah.

00:06:33.220 Which is why they have Kamala.

00:06:34.540 Yeah.

00:06:35.020 Human pup.

00:06:36.980 All right.

00:06:37.540 Let's move on.

00:06:38.380 Let's get into our side of politics.

00:06:40.120 As we know, J.D. Vance.

00:06:41.920 I like the guy.

00:06:43.020 I'm trying to like the guy.

00:06:44.060 Very smart.

00:06:44.780 But he keeps having these awkward moments of his circulating on social media.

00:06:50.020 Yeah.

00:06:50.320 And none of them are that bad.

00:06:51.660 The left is making him out to be worse.

00:06:53.680 Like he says, give me whatever donuts you got.

00:06:56.020 Like, yeah, he's not going to sit there and pick out 12 individual donuts right now.

00:06:59.080 Whatever makes sense.

00:07:00.100 Yeah.

00:07:00.420 That's a reasonable line.

00:07:02.340 Give me an assortment, right?

00:07:03.640 Yeah.

00:07:04.000 Yeah.

00:07:04.360 I guess.

00:07:05.120 And then we have him picking out every individual item.

00:07:08.020 Well, I think you're supposed to at the donut shop.

00:07:10.260 Yeah.

00:07:10.820 They also know.

00:07:11.920 Two, two, two, two.

00:07:12.880 The donut shop also knows.

00:07:14.400 Call in what you want.

00:07:15.700 Yeah, I guess.

00:07:16.600 Well, this other clip of his went viral again.

00:07:20.020 That might be from a little while ago.

00:07:21.380 But it's another awkward J.D. Vance moment.

00:07:23.680 Check it out.

00:07:24.660 Very well.

00:07:25.120 How are you doing?

00:07:25.440 Nice to see you, Marcy.

00:07:26.780 Good to see you.

00:07:28.420 First time here?

00:07:29.320 First time here.

00:07:30.780 Yeah.

00:07:31.060 Thank you for coming.

00:07:31.980 Of course.

00:07:32.960 All right.

00:07:33.440 What can we do for you?

00:07:35.680 All right.

00:07:36.440 Not his best showing.

00:07:37.600 He lingers in the frame.

00:07:38.740 He gives out a knucks and a handshake.

00:07:40.720 You know, classic blunders, right?

00:07:42.220 Yeah.

00:07:42.400 So because of this and because we keep seeing clips of his going viral for him being weird,

00:07:48.160 we have some tips.

00:07:51.420 First, I have like three things.

00:07:53.640 First, always wear a suit and mog with Secret Service.

00:07:57.440 Yeah.

00:07:57.820 Look powerful.

00:07:58.820 Act powerful.

00:07:59.580 Separate and elevate yourself.

00:08:01.620 Exactly.

00:08:02.100 And then mog these haters if they're haters.

00:08:04.440 Second, don't assume people are supporters if they're not.

00:08:08.920 That's what this lady was clearly not a supporter and she made him look awkward and cringe.

00:08:14.900 And that's what happens if you go into an interaction and you assume that this person's on my side and has my best interest.

00:08:20.900 You're kind of giving them all the power to make you look not cool.

00:08:23.780 Sure.

00:08:24.460 Very true, right?

00:08:25.580 Mm-hmm.

00:08:26.180 And then last and most importantly, he's kind of going around.

00:08:31.140 I don't know how to describe it.

00:08:32.400 He's kind of going around and like going like this a little too much.

00:08:35.720 Sniffing around.

00:08:36.340 He's kind of got like a duck neck and he's like looking around and he's kind of like doing a little duck walk.

00:08:41.640 You got to just like ease back, settle in into a delegating position.

00:08:47.480 Yeah.

00:08:48.020 A more powerful stance.

00:08:49.900 He's kind of like going like that.

00:08:52.500 Stand tall, aloof.

00:08:54.560 Throw in a wild card every once in a while that people don't expect.

00:08:57.000 He's doing too much duck stuff.

00:08:58.520 This old lady should be on her heels instead of him, right?

00:09:01.360 Exactly.

00:09:01.900 Yeah.

00:09:02.300 And exactly.

00:09:03.480 So those are my tips for him.

00:09:05.700 Okay.

00:09:06.900 He needs to settle in.

00:09:08.200 Immovable stance.

00:09:09.540 Immovable stance is what I wrote.

00:09:11.060 Immovable stance.

00:09:11.900 Wide base.

00:09:12.700 Yeah.

00:09:12.820 That lady sees that and maybe she doesn't like you, but when a lady sees a guy in an immovable stance.

00:09:17.980 She goes, I can't help but respect him.

00:09:19.500 I can't help but respect it.

00:09:21.160 I'm not going to try and push him over.

00:09:22.800 And to be fair, I don't think I've seen him without a suit since he's been the VP.

00:09:26.140 Okay.

00:09:26.400 So he's kind of a suit guy now.

00:09:28.000 So he's already taking step one.

00:09:29.540 Very important.

00:09:30.540 Be a suit guy.

00:09:31.380 Thank you for taking step one.

00:09:32.680 Yeah.

00:09:32.940 He listens.

00:09:33.500 He's a show watcher.

00:09:34.140 Yeah.

00:09:34.480 He listens to the show that airs tomorrow.

00:09:38.000 All right.

00:09:38.620 Now let's get fully into our politics section.

00:09:41.660 Someone else who needs advice as well.

00:09:43.740 Kamala Harris.

00:09:44.620 Yeah.

00:09:44.800 She gave a speech the other day where she did her accent again, her black accent.

00:09:48.940 And it's actually kind of interesting because we have her giving a speech with the same talking points, one to a black crowd, one to a white crowd.

00:09:58.180 And look how it's different.

00:09:58.960 She's just going for it.

00:10:28.420 Yeah.

00:10:29.100 She's fully going for it.

00:10:30.420 No shame.

00:10:31.060 No shame at all, right?

00:10:32.220 And then it's interesting because we saw Trump the other day in a Vietnamese restaurant.

00:10:36.340 And he wasn't going, oh, there we got those.

00:10:39.020 Thank you.

00:10:39.700 Thank you.

00:10:40.760 He just goes, ah, Vietnamese.

00:10:43.200 The Vietnamese like Trump.

00:10:45.160 He talks about something in the third person.

00:10:46.680 Exactly.

00:10:47.180 And he just ballparks it.

00:10:48.340 And that's what you see in a lot of these people like black Twitter people.

00:10:52.320 They say, oh, watching white people figure out, learn about tone switching is hilarious to me.

00:10:58.700 And it's like, you guys are drastically different people.

00:11:01.200 Like a politician is a drastically different person between crowds.

00:11:05.740 She's worked in politics for like 20 years.

00:11:07.680 I think she only has one voice, guys.

00:11:09.400 Yeah.

00:11:09.540 You think she goes home and does the ghetto voice with Doug Emhoff?

00:11:12.720 Yeah.

00:11:13.060 Doug and Ella Emhoff.

00:11:13.980 And she starts going, I'm making grits, y'all.

00:11:16.460 Starts doing crazy shit.

00:11:17.820 No, she doesn't.

00:11:18.940 So it's, you know, and we're not talking to you guys.

00:11:21.880 We know who you're voting for, for the most part.

00:11:24.000 We're talking about normal people.

00:11:25.520 Do you think this is right?

00:11:27.120 Does the average Rust Belt voter, you know, this whole election is going to come down to

00:11:30.420 20,000 votes in Pennsylvania, 10,000 votes in Michigan.

00:11:33.660 Let's ask them about the brutal tone switching and not have some Twitter person say, oh, white

00:11:38.660 people just learned about this.

00:11:39.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:41.080 But yeah, Trump at a Vietnamese restaurant, you Vietnamese, you're the best.

00:11:45.140 It's the same exact guy everywhere he goes.

00:11:47.200 That's a great point.

00:11:48.620 And exactly.

00:11:49.140 There's no authenticity when you hear the different, especially when you have the same

00:11:53.140 speech in two different places.

00:11:54.620 Yeah.

00:11:55.240 The authenticity is gone.

00:11:56.600 And the authenticity energy is like the subconscious communication between potential voters and

00:12:02.200 the candidate that everyone kind of like likes, where it's like, oh, I like Trump.

00:12:05.740 He keeps it real.

00:12:06.560 Or Kamala seems a little fake to me.

00:12:08.440 It's because of authenticity.

00:12:09.680 Absolutely.

00:12:10.020 But I guess Putin saw Kamala's speeches and he's endorsing her.

00:12:14.920 He goes, I like that black lady.

00:12:17.400 That if we can name a favorite candidate, it was, it used to be Joe Biden, but now he's

00:12:25.720 not participating in the election campaign.

00:12:29.940 And he recommended to all his allies to support Ms. Harris.

00:12:35.480 So that is what we are going to do.

00:12:38.200 Yeah.

00:12:38.860 Yeah.

00:12:39.120 Smart guy.

00:12:39.880 I mean, they didn't invade Ukraine under Trump.

00:12:42.420 They invaded under Biden.

00:12:44.700 The sanctions, you know, remember the ruble crashing when the sanctions immediately dropped?

00:12:49.640 That just rebounded.

00:12:51.920 They took over the McDonald's and named them something else.

00:12:54.720 And they're all just still doing McDonald's in Russia.

00:12:57.240 So, you know, they, they smell a little weakness and they know who they can kind of steamroll

00:13:02.140 and who they can't.

00:13:02.840 Right.

00:13:03.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:04.120 And then him endorsing, it's like, he's playing chess.

00:13:07.080 He's doing a move there, but I think he truly would rather have Kamala Harris win because

00:13:12.880 that weakens America.

00:13:14.020 Yeah, I agree.

00:13:14.940 It's not, it's pretty transparent.

00:13:16.700 All right.

00:13:17.300 Let's get into Tim Waltz, his entire family, Trump 2024 supporters.

00:13:22.240 Look at this.

00:13:22.780 There's a whole family with the shirts.

00:13:24.700 Waltz is for Trump.

00:13:25.600 Yeah, and we saw, we covered it in the bonus land, but Waltz's brother was saying like,

00:13:31.640 oh, the stories I could tell about Tim and kind of alluding to saying he wasn't the type

00:13:37.480 of guy you wanted running the country.

00:13:39.820 And so it's, they got the shirts.

00:13:42.200 They want to step further this time.

00:13:43.700 And what do you think about this?

00:13:45.440 I think it's, it tells you that these, obviously these people know him better than anybody.

00:13:49.340 And it shows you that Tim Waltz is seeking power more than he's seeking to be a good family

00:13:55.900 man.

00:13:56.280 Like he's kind of sacrificing his family and family values to be the governor or whatever

00:14:01.220 he's doing politically.

00:14:02.180 And then his family sees him doing that and goes, oh, I know who this guy really is.

00:14:06.760 He's a piece of shit.

00:14:08.460 We're never going to vote for him, even though he's literally related to us.

00:14:11.640 Like that's how far he's gone.

00:14:13.140 And it seems like he's like a communist.

00:14:15.180 I think he's the type of guy who really tried to change a lot of minds and cause some fights

00:14:19.220 around Thanksgiving or something like that.

00:14:21.200 That's the vibe that I get.

00:14:22.520 And they're just like, not, we're not about your commie bullshit, Tim.

00:14:25.980 And for someone to go so far outside, like the base of what their family is, you know,

00:14:30.240 everybody can have like one girl who rebels in college.

00:14:33.460 Oh, that's Lexi.

00:14:34.400 She went crazy in college, you know, but Tim's like a 60 year old man from the Midwest.

00:14:39.560 And for him to be off the deep end, I think the family really doesn't respect that.

00:14:43.400 With the rest of the Midwest family, it's like to not jive with those people, something's

00:14:47.620 up.

00:14:48.600 But don't worry, the media and big tech are going to help cover for him.

00:14:53.060 We have Alexa, which is an Amazon product, an AI Amazon product.

00:14:58.280 And here's how it handles questions about the upcoming election.

00:15:01.960 Alexa, why should I vote for Donald Trump?

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00:15:22.800 I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or a specific candidate.

00:15:28.740 Alexa, why should I vote for Kamala Harris?

00:15:31.320 While there are many reasons to vote for Kamala Harris, the most significant may be that she

00:15:40.460 is a strong candidate with a proven track record of accomplishment.

00:15:43.860 As the first female vice president, Harris has-

00:15:46.820 Yeah, we get it.

00:15:47.560 Yeah.

00:15:48.160 Alexa starts rattling off some talking points.

00:15:51.160 It's interesting because then you kind of are on the same side if you're a Democrat as

00:15:55.880 like the biggest corporation ever.

00:15:57.780 Yeah, Megacorp and the talking robot voice.

00:16:00.780 You're on the same page as the talking robot voice.

00:16:03.440 Yeah.

00:16:04.020 Congratulations.

00:16:04.960 Exactly.

00:16:06.140 The future dystopia, you're going to usher it in.

00:16:09.100 Yeah.

00:16:09.420 And then there's also these Chinese farms, these bot farms that is, I think, about 60%

00:16:15.780 of Kamala's Twitter base.

00:16:17.160 Can you read out this tweet?

00:16:18.500 Well, I think this is a meme, but I am a 55-year-old lifelong Republican.

00:16:22.080 I hunt, fish, own an AR-15, and listen to Hank Williams Jr., and I'm voting Democrat for the

00:16:27.040 first time in my life to save our democracy.

00:16:29.300 Yeah.

00:16:29.660 So that's, like I said, 60% of Kamala's Twitter base is that.

00:16:33.100 Yeah.

00:16:33.360 Are you ballparking?

00:16:34.160 Are you firing from the hip?

00:16:35.120 What are you doing there?

00:16:35.860 I'm ballparking.

00:16:36.560 Okay.

00:16:37.020 Yeah.

00:16:37.420 All right.

00:16:37.860 Just want to make sure.

00:16:38.760 Yeah.

00:16:39.220 And then Mark Cuban is trying to get involved with some polls.

00:16:42.840 He's trying to get some Krasenstein reps out there.

00:16:44.940 He's like Krasenstein's hogging all the blowouts.

00:16:47.320 I want to take one.

00:16:47.980 Exactly.

00:16:48.920 And I see Mark Cuban as a true deep state asset.

00:16:52.200 Yeah.

00:16:53.220 He's completely for Kamala.

00:16:55.040 Doesn't really make sense why.

00:16:56.840 And he's like very anti-Trump to a point where it doesn't really make sense why.

00:17:01.220 And then he did this poll, which shows how disconnected he is from his audience.

00:17:05.620 Whose persona and character would you like to see your young child grow up to have?

00:17:09.260 It's not even vote for.

00:17:10.500 It's just who would you like your child to be?

00:17:12.820 Everyone picked Trump.

00:17:13.360 Yeah.

00:17:13.680 800,000 votes.

00:17:14.840 69% picked Trump.

00:17:16.120 But that, I guess, I don't know.

00:17:18.700 It doesn't resonate with Mark Cuban.

00:17:20.220 He doesn't get why everyone's so off.

00:17:22.460 And he keeps promoting Kamala Harris.

00:17:25.080 He's a deep state guy.

00:17:26.560 He probably has some horrible blackmail.

00:17:28.140 Yeah.

00:17:28.620 Allegedly.

00:17:29.600 That's what we think as a show.

00:17:32.000 But Cuban himself, like usually when someone has business experience, like Cuban is a businessman.

00:17:37.320 And he's been a billionaire for a long time and kind of dumped some company stock to get rich first before the dot-com bottom fell out.

00:17:44.920 But usually those high-end business guys, like they can be Democrat, but then like, no, I have to disagree with you there on that polity's decision.

00:17:53.520 And no, I have to disagree with you about that.

00:17:55.480 We can't.

00:17:56.400 You overstepped there about the markets.

00:17:58.980 But he doesn't even do that at all.

00:18:00.840 It's just pure shilling and pure defending whatever position comes out on a random week.

00:18:05.660 Yeah.

00:18:06.140 Like, oh, unrealized capital gains tax.

00:18:08.140 And he's like, here's why this is good.

00:18:09.980 That's a good idea.

00:18:11.460 It's like, I'm going to move all my accounts offshore.

00:18:13.740 Yeah.

00:18:14.000 But here's why it's a good idea.

00:18:15.220 Exactly.

00:18:15.680 Because it's not Trump.

00:18:16.800 And I can't do Trump because they got the zip file of all my weird stuff from the island.

00:18:21.960 Yeah.

00:18:22.640 Or whatever, allegedly.

00:18:24.520 Exactly.

00:18:25.080 All right.

00:18:25.600 Speaking of polls, we have some-

00:18:26.760 There's definitely something smelly there.

00:18:28.080 I do not think this is a natural.

00:18:30.620 He's kind of leaning into stelter level, I'll do whatever you fucking want.

00:18:35.020 Yeah.

00:18:35.620 And then it's like getting to a point where it's like he has to do whatever they say.

00:18:40.220 Because if he was truly a normal guy, maybe he would just go, I don't really get into politics.

00:18:45.240 I'm staying out of it.

00:18:46.220 Or you'd find at least one or two disagreements, right?

00:18:48.660 Yeah.

00:18:48.860 Where he uses his sway to get the Democratic platform on something better, right?

00:18:54.200 Mm-hmm.

00:18:54.740 But he's a stinky, stinky boy.

00:18:56.960 He's a stinky, stinky lapdog boy.

00:18:58.960 Yeah.

00:18:59.300 All right.

00:18:59.980 Let's get into some polls.

00:19:01.000 Speaking of polls, Nate Silver has some new polling.

00:19:04.060 It's not looking good for Kamala.

00:19:05.340 Can you kind of give a once-over?

00:19:06.620 Yeah.

00:19:07.000 I won't say it's not looking good for Kamala.

00:19:09.040 It's very tight.

00:19:10.080 All the polls are saying very tight.

00:19:11.820 But in two key swing states, which are driving this electoral college probability of winning,

00:19:18.060 which Trump has a 58.2% according to Nate Silver's model of winning the electoral college,

00:19:23.220 and those two states are Michigan and Pennsylvania.

00:19:27.640 Need those.

00:19:28.200 Midwest, if you guys have friends, Michigan, Pennsylvania, you got to get out to vote with

00:19:33.120 the teen, you know, the 19 to 30.

00:19:37.780 The younger generation needs to vote.

00:19:40.380 These states are going to be decided by such a thin margin.

00:19:43.140 You have to blow past a margin of cheating.

00:19:45.320 Very important to vote in those key states.

00:19:48.120 Big time.

00:19:48.700 But don't, yeah, go ahead.

00:19:49.880 Oh, it's nice.

00:19:50.660 It's just nice to see Kamala.

00:19:52.540 It seems the initial blitz and post-convention bump is kind of fading when you have a shitty

00:20:00.380 news interview with CNN where they kind of ask, hey, Tim Waltz, you need Tim Waltz there

00:20:04.480 for emotional support.

00:20:05.380 And they start asking him about his DUI.

00:20:07.340 It's not great.

00:20:08.200 So no media appearances.

00:20:11.420 The next major event we have for Kamala is going to be the debate.

00:20:14.700 I hope she does the black voice there at least once for the whole world to see.

00:20:19.640 And the microphones are going to be muted for that.

00:20:21.900 The same rules that they had for Biden versus Trump.

00:20:25.200 And Kamala is very upset about that.

00:20:26.940 She wants to have a moment where she can interrupt Trump and said, I'm speaking.

00:20:30.480 Yeah.

00:20:30.720 She wants to kind of like do the girl boss three snaps interruption thing.

00:20:34.640 And she's not going to get that chance.

00:20:36.180 Unfortunately for her.

00:20:37.480 So.

00:20:38.000 So, yeah, the polls are looking better.

00:20:40.100 It's still tight, but in the swing of states are looking better.

00:20:42.680 But don't worry.

00:20:43.380 The Democrats are on it.

00:20:45.120 They're getting everything rigged up.

00:20:47.820 Yeah.

00:20:48.860 We have a tweet here.

00:20:50.840 Can you give it a read and then show the graph?

00:20:52.520 Yeah.

00:20:52.800 It says, you can actually see the 2024 presidential election being rigged in real time.

00:20:56.940 U.S. Social Security Administration website, HAVV, 2024 data, massive amounts of people registering to vote without ID in key states.

00:21:07.460 And Arizona is one of those states.

00:21:09.820 Missouri, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, third largest bar on the chart.

00:21:15.680 And then Texas with a giant number, 3 million.

00:21:19.000 And who's in Texas?

00:21:20.720 A lot of illegals.

00:21:21.580 A lot of El Paso, Juarez types.

00:21:24.440 Yeah.

00:21:24.880 And then you see that graph.

00:21:26.040 It's kind of like their game plan in a graph.

00:21:29.120 Yeah.

00:21:29.240 It's like, all right, they're going to try to win these states.

00:21:31.520 And I guess their plan is to win with 7.5 million mystery voters, which is represented in those graphs.

00:21:38.320 7.5 million mystery voters in those four swing states.

00:21:42.260 That'll do it.

00:21:43.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:21:43.660 And then also with the Social Security numbers, because that's where the data came from, the Social Security Index, I think the social, remember a few weeks ago or months ago, all of the Social Security numbers got leaked?

00:21:55.760 Yeah.

00:21:56.340 You don't think that helped anybody out, starting to pick and choose which ones they wanted?

00:22:00.220 Couldn't you kind of take those numbers and then, like, assign them to illegals?

00:22:04.720 And you go, oh, you're so-and-so.

00:22:06.400 This guy hasn't voted in any election in the last 30 years, and he's still alive.

00:22:11.960 You go be him.

00:22:13.040 Yeah.

00:22:13.620 I think they're going to start handing out – I think they have a little plan, I'm assuming, where they're going to give Social Security numbers to people, and they're going to be voting on behalf of people who don't vote.

00:22:22.580 It would not surprise me.

00:22:23.680 That's what I'm guessing.

00:22:25.620 All right.

00:22:26.180 Next is a clip I saw of Kamala talking to Al Sharpton about reparations, and I want to play it and then tell you guys a new angle when it comes to reparations that I've been working up.

00:22:37.700 Put in the area of reparations for descendants of Africans enslaved.

00:22:43.200 If you elected president, would you sign that bill if it came across your desk?

00:22:48.100 When I am elected president, I will sign that bill.

00:22:50.340 So I have a new talking point when it comes to the reparations.

00:22:55.760 Okay.

00:22:55.940 It's like if you want to – if someone wants reparations, you can say, okay, who are they for?

00:23:02.180 Yeah.

00:23:02.500 And then you ask them like, oh, who in your family?

00:23:04.540 What's their name?

00:23:05.360 When were they born?

00:23:06.300 Where did they live?

00:23:07.180 Like what's like the historical significance?

00:23:09.560 Who in your family was a slave?

00:23:12.400 Give us their info.

00:23:13.280 And then that could maybe justify some reparations.

00:23:17.120 And everyone else – and everyone who's going to complain and try to get reparations, they're not going to have any info.

00:23:22.720 They want to twerk and eat hot Cheetos and get free money.

00:23:26.540 Yeah.

00:23:26.840 If you put a little barrier to entry on getting reparations, nobody would get them.

00:23:30.840 Exactly.

00:23:31.380 Yeah.

00:23:31.600 Like, oh, who are they for?

00:23:32.520 Oh, your great-great-great-great-grandfather?

00:23:34.060 What's his name?

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00:23:47.380 Hashtag make a play.

00:23:49.900 Yeah.

00:23:50.500 You have no idea?

00:23:51.720 You want to dance?

00:23:53.420 Yeah.

00:23:53.700 And we're a country who's already paying out reparations through massive social welfare.

00:23:57.740 So the way I see it, it's already kind of been happening.

00:24:01.240 Exactly.

00:24:01.900 That's how I see it too.

00:24:02.960 If anything, some groups owe us money.

00:24:06.160 Yeah.

00:24:06.460 But that's Kamala.

00:24:07.400 Yeah.

00:24:08.040 100%.

00:24:08.520 All the empty Rite Aid shelves and all the looting and all the murders and all the police

00:24:14.920 budgets.

00:24:15.820 Yeah.

00:24:16.360 But then Kamala, so this is the point in the campaign.

00:24:19.180 I think we said this last episode where Kamala was talking about finishing the border wall and

00:24:23.860 stuff.

00:24:24.340 It's empty promise time.

00:24:25.840 It's boom, boom, black accent.

00:24:28.460 Yes to reparations.

00:24:29.580 Border wall too.

00:24:30.560 Like whatever.

00:24:31.200 It's kind of like, yes, over promise time.

00:24:34.220 And obviously if she were to be elected, it would be nothing but the same progressive

00:24:38.740 policies that we've seen thus far.

00:24:41.300 Exactly.

00:24:42.160 Everyone's getting exactly what they want before the election because that's what Kamala's going

00:24:45.960 to say.

00:24:46.680 All right.

00:24:47.020 Moving on.

00:24:48.040 Political violence is on the rise on social media this week.

00:24:50.940 We have a few clips here of the least capable Kamala supporters attacking normal Trump people.

00:24:57.120 Can you play the first one?

00:24:58.000 Because he's the best for the country.

00:25:02.020 Because he's the best for the country.

00:25:02.920 Look at this weird guy.

00:25:03.980 He's never left a weight in his life.

00:25:05.180 They call us weird.

00:25:05.960 Are you really going to hit me?

00:25:07.100 Are you really going to hit me?

00:25:08.220 You want to go to jail for assault?

00:25:10.340 You look like Thomas Crooks.

00:25:13.480 You look like Thomas Crooks.

00:25:14.020 It's like Kip Dynamite type.

00:25:15.620 Yeah.

00:25:16.000 You know Kip Dynamite?

00:25:16.920 Yeah.

00:25:17.540 Napoleon's brother.

00:25:18.340 Look at this run.

00:25:19.500 We got to play that in slow motion again.

00:25:21.160 Just look at that run.

00:25:22.880 Unbelievable.

00:25:23.600 No power being generated at all.

00:25:26.380 And he thought his best option was to get physical.

00:25:29.980 Charge the MAGA guy because you hate Trump so much.

00:25:32.800 Where did that come from?

00:25:33.600 This guy's probably never hit anyone ever.

00:25:35.940 And then just then in that moment was when he decides to flip the switch, right?

00:25:40.000 It shows you how much control the demon has.

00:25:42.060 Yeah.

00:25:42.500 It puts you in a situation that you're not ready to handle.

00:25:45.540 Yeah.

00:25:46.000 You start twitching and you do something you've never done before.

00:25:48.280 I think that's demon.

00:25:49.180 Yeah.

00:25:49.480 Yeah.

00:25:49.780 Big time.

00:25:50.260 And that's the type of guy who wants to put us into camps for not getting the depopulation

00:25:55.680 Maxine.

00:25:56.400 Yeah.

00:25:56.580 You know?

00:25:57.300 That's who thinks he knows more than us.

00:25:59.240 And he's also the type who would vote for mass illegal migration and then not be able

00:26:05.540 to defend anybody when the migrants get a little rapey.

00:26:07.840 That's a good point.

00:26:09.540 You and a raping migrant in a dark alley and all of a sudden this guy shows up and he starts

00:26:14.860 running at the migrant.

00:26:16.240 He gets knocked out and you still get hurt.

00:26:18.980 Exactly.

00:26:19.660 Unfortunately, that's it.

00:26:21.200 And it's also the type, and this is extrapolating, it's also the type who would maybe chat with

00:26:27.240 minors on the computer and then try to meet up with them in real life, allegedly.

00:26:30.720 Yeah.

00:26:31.140 Hard drive check for sure.

00:26:32.800 That's alleged, but you know, same as Mark Cuban, allegedly.

00:26:35.840 Yeah.

00:26:36.120 Allegedly.

00:26:36.960 We have another guy who charged a MAGA person.

00:26:39.880 Check this one out.

00:26:45.560 You love Trump?

00:26:46.800 What?

00:26:47.320 You love Trump?

00:26:47.960 Yeah.

00:26:48.420 Why?

00:26:50.160 Stay away from me.

00:26:51.680 Stay away from me.

00:26:52.600 Piece of shit.

00:26:55.460 Fucking weirdo.

00:26:57.240 Get the fuck, get away from me.

00:27:10.480 I'm going to beat you with this battery.

00:27:12.360 Get.

00:27:14.660 Get away.

00:27:22.440 Someone's hacking me.

00:27:25.640 Fuck him.

00:27:26.100 Hmm.

00:27:26.960 So this is who we're up against.

00:27:28.260 Yeah.

00:27:28.720 That was on site again.

00:27:30.560 Guys, have you ever on sighted someone like that?

00:27:33.140 Has it ever just been game on as soon as you saw one small thing about him?

00:27:36.740 You like Trump?

00:27:37.900 You don't even know how involved in the Trump world he is.

00:27:40.420 He's just wearing a hat.

00:27:41.340 You like him?

00:27:42.560 And then you're getting pepper sprayed and beat up on the corner?

00:27:45.860 Yeah.

00:27:46.300 He also needs some new pepper spray.

00:27:47.540 That guy, that was not as much of a deterrent as he thought it was going to be.

00:27:50.840 Yeah.

00:27:51.060 Maybe a conceal carry.

00:27:52.600 Well, you don't want to kill someone because they charge you and they're mentally ill.

00:27:56.560 Well, you can self-defense yourself.

00:27:59.520 I have a good-

00:28:00.480 What kind of advice is that, though?

00:28:02.000 I mean, like, yeah, you could.

00:28:03.780 Technically, if someone charges you on the street, but you don't want to deal with the cops.

00:28:06.580 You just want to pepper spray someone and still make the train in 10 minutes.

00:28:09.540 That's true.

00:28:10.160 That's true.

00:28:10.560 Let's not get crazy here.

00:28:11.760 Let's not get crazy.

00:28:13.180 And then this election, like, that person who did the attacking, he likes Kamala Harris,

00:28:18.140 right?

00:28:19.080 And it's interesting because in this election and the last election, you have a lot of people-

00:28:25.480 Let's look back historically.

00:28:26.940 Like, a leader would take power if they were, like, successful in a war and led troops into

00:28:31.880 a battle and won a decisive victory, or if they were successful in business, or if they

00:28:36.320 dedicated their life to serving and they deserved and they had the best interest of the people.

00:28:40.000 Governor of a high-performing state.

00:28:42.060 Exactly.

00:28:43.580 Now, people are trying to get elected.

00:28:46.020 Kamala's trying to get elected by appealing to losers who want to vote against the strongman

00:28:52.220 that they aren't.

00:28:53.560 I agree.

00:28:54.100 So, because you're, like, a weak pussy kind of weirdo, vote for Kamala because you're

00:28:59.960 voting against Trump, the strongman, which you're not.

00:29:03.240 And that's kind of weird to me.

00:29:05.200 Yeah.

00:29:05.660 That's kind of not right.

00:29:07.100 Well, that's what a lot of Democratic voting becomes, right?

00:29:11.060 Where people vote for their own interest, vote for a handout, vote for a paycheck.

00:29:15.560 And then, like, that's kind of one of the main downfalls of huge Democratic elections,

00:29:21.140 right?

00:29:21.720 It ends up being, who's going to give you more?

00:29:23.660 And then the money printer goes on.

00:29:25.060 You're already in debt.

00:29:26.400 And one candidate promises a lot.

00:29:28.620 And a lot of people are in squalor, you know?

00:29:31.080 And the other candidate's like, we're going to give you the ability to do what you want

00:29:34.960 instead of we're going to give you money and free food and free housing.

00:29:39.920 Yeah.

00:29:40.360 It's kind of crazy how far things have gotten when it comes to picking a leader.

00:29:43.920 Yeah.

00:29:44.500 All right.

00:29:44.740 Let's go to our last clip.

00:29:45.960 The girl who has no hate in her heart.

00:29:48.380 So Donald Trump was recently shot at one of his rallies.

00:29:50.740 How do you feel about that?

00:29:52.520 I wish she would have gotten shot in the forehead.

00:29:55.480 Really?

00:29:56.080 Yeah.

00:29:57.080 I mean, he's basically, like, teaching our country, like, what communism is like, so.

00:30:04.180 So you wish death upon someone?

00:30:06.420 Him.

00:30:07.160 Yeah.

00:30:07.780 Unfortunately, I hate to say that because I don't have hatred in my soul at all.

00:30:12.100 Um, but I think the way that our country has divided families, marriages, um, all of it

00:30:19.980 about politics alone, like, it all really started with him, so.

00:30:24.880 Hmm.

00:30:25.660 It's crazy how strong their operation is because they have, like, this girl, um, who's basically

00:30:32.720 calling or okay with political violence even though she's, like, the least capable of doing it.

00:30:38.240 Yeah.

00:30:38.400 And then, you know, how would you do in a anarchy chaos situation?

00:30:43.240 You'd become a warlord wife and you wouldn't have a choice in it.

00:30:46.500 But, and that's the thing too, uh, a person like this, she expects it to everybody viewing to be

00:30:51.700 like, oh, she just, she wants Trump dead.

00:30:54.960 And then everybody who votes for him underneath, you know, everybody who supports him, votes for him,

00:30:58.880 fundraisers for him, works for him.

00:31:00.460 You're all good.

00:31:01.620 I just wanted to kill that guy at the top.

00:31:03.100 Right.

00:31:03.720 When it's like, yeah, I don't have any hate in my heart.

00:31:05.980 It's like, well, let's go a layer below that, see who you like, and then a layer below that,

00:31:12.080 and then see how generous you are.

00:31:13.260 Like, if she had the option to do whatever she wanted with this group of people, I think

00:31:17.300 a lot of them would end up in camps, right?

00:31:19.340 Exactly.

00:31:20.140 It's more proof.

00:31:21.240 There's no hate in my heart, but please get on that train.

00:31:23.940 You are going to the camp.

00:31:24.960 No hate in my heart.

00:31:25.760 Yeah.

00:31:26.060 You're basically not a human because your views are so bad.

00:31:28.760 Yeah.

00:31:29.180 You want to, you don't celebrate me killing babies and you don't think that my best fit

00:31:34.060 lifestyle is working at a corporation doing an email job and not having a family.

00:31:38.860 Yeah.

00:31:39.020 So you need to go away for that.

00:31:40.480 Unfortunately, the train is here.

00:31:42.100 No hate in my heart, but you will be loaded on.

00:31:44.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:44.840 And there was a funny meme that goes with all this.

00:31:47.780 Can you give it a read?

00:31:48.640 It's like Trump standing in front of the Handmaid's Tale.

00:31:52.900 Yeah.

00:31:53.140 The Handmaid's Tale, which has become like a beacon for white liberal women, which the

00:31:58.260 whole premise of the show is women are forced to breed and like father other people's babies

00:32:03.300 or mother them.

00:32:04.860 Ladies, your new reality of Trump wins and it's an AI Trump Handmaid's Tale thing.

00:32:09.960 And then someone else quote tweeted and said, the man who ran literal bikini competitions

00:32:14.100 is not about to put women in hijabs.

00:32:16.400 Please be serious right now.

00:32:17.620 It's a good point.

00:32:18.640 Yeah.

00:32:19.240 All right.

00:32:19.840 We are moving on to our migrant section.

00:32:22.020 We're going to move kind of quick through it just because we're a couple minutes behind,

00:32:25.100 but we have a lot of important stuff to get to.

00:32:27.480 First is the crime stats out of New York City.

00:32:30.680 Yeah.

00:32:30.860 Just a headline from the New York Post.

00:32:32.660 75% of recent arrests in Midtown Manhattan for assault, burglaries, and domestic violence

00:32:38.520 are illegal aliens.

00:32:40.500 Wow.

00:32:41.660 75%.

00:32:42.060 That's like all of them.

00:32:43.180 Yeah.

00:32:43.500 And Midtown, you guys know what's in Midtown, right?

00:32:45.760 The most expensive skyscrapers, I think, in America, pretty much.

00:32:48.900 Yeah.

00:32:50.140 The MetLife building, right?

00:32:52.160 Pan Am used to be there.

00:32:53.660 Park Ave.

00:32:54.100 Now it's illegal immigrants.

00:32:55.840 Broadway.

00:32:56.700 Police sources shared with the Post a staggering estimate that as many as 75% of the people

00:33:00.900 they've been arresting in Midtown in recent months for crimes like assault, robbery, domestic

00:33:04.900 violence are migrants.

00:33:06.500 In parts of Queens, the figure is more than 60%, sources estimate.

00:33:10.360 And one of the interesting parts about this is this is all from testimonial from people

00:33:15.560 who work in the courts and individual cops, because the problem is made much worse by

00:33:20.560 sanctuary city laws that means New York cops aren't allowed to work with ICE on cases in

00:33:25.980 which they believe the suspects are in the country illegally.

00:33:29.120 Additionally, the NYPD says it is barred from tracking the immigration status of offenders.

00:33:34.200 So this, they're not allowed to even ask.

00:33:37.000 They're just ballparking it if they're an illegal migrant.

00:33:39.920 Wow.

00:33:40.760 This makes it almost impossible for authorities to get their arms around the problem, experts

00:33:45.260 and sources on the ground say.

00:33:47.360 They've obviously eliminated a tool to get rid of violent criminals.

00:33:50.760 What a mess, says Jim Quinn, a veteran former prosecutor at the Queens DA's office.

00:33:56.960 Yep.

00:33:57.320 And then on top of that, if they get arrested and are criminals, they are still allowed to

00:34:03.280 go to the shelters.

00:34:04.240 Yeah.

00:34:04.920 Migrants accused of crimes are still eligible for taxpayer-funded NYC shelters, Mayor Adams

00:34:09.500 admits.

00:34:10.160 Which is kind of a vicious cycle.

00:34:11.760 You commit a crime.

00:34:12.740 You get arrested.

00:34:13.780 You get let go.

00:34:14.760 You go back to the shelter.

00:34:16.160 You commit a crime.

00:34:17.300 Yeah.

00:34:17.660 And then that whole time when us as a society are trying to evaluate, is this good?

00:34:24.520 Is this bad?

00:34:25.160 Is this untenable?

00:34:26.940 We're not keeping track on the data.

00:34:29.100 You just have to take a cop's ballpark.

00:34:30.920 Yeah, probably 75% are migrants.

00:34:34.180 We're not keeping track of data or actually deporting the real true repeat offenders.

00:34:39.120 Yeah.

00:34:39.540 Because it's now illegal to ask someone's immigration status.

00:34:42.980 Even though they're here illegally.

00:34:44.440 Yeah.

00:34:44.800 And the cops say like only the really dumb ones give a migrant shelter as their address.

00:34:49.820 So it's like a game, but one side isn't playing, you know?

00:34:55.800 Well, there was another quote from this article that said that the migrants, they don't even

00:35:00.480 like going to the low-end stores.

00:35:05.160 They like stealing from Lululemon and shit.

00:35:07.640 Smart.

00:35:08.140 So yeah, they know how to skirt the rules.

00:35:10.360 They know how to break it.

00:35:11.400 And unfortunately, like the weak New Yorkers who are allowing this to happen or voted for

00:35:15.860 it to happen are the ones who have to suffer.

00:35:18.180 Yeah.

00:35:18.600 Future American consumers.

00:35:20.260 They like Lululemon.

00:35:21.480 But yeah, 75%.

00:35:22.760 No, they like the resale value of Lululemon.

00:35:25.260 They don't care.

00:35:25.860 They're not wearing it.

00:35:26.900 They're not wearing it.

00:35:28.240 Yep.

00:35:28.640 So in a Democrat cities, America is basically unrecognizable, but I'm sure there's still

00:35:34.120 pockets of America that are still intact, right?

00:35:36.740 For sure.

00:35:37.260 Places like Utah, maybe.

00:35:38.820 Yeah.

00:35:39.400 Let's take a look at a random city in Utah.

00:35:42.220 I don't know.

00:35:43.180 Taylorsville?

00:35:43.740 Yeah.

00:35:43.880 Let's check it on Taylorsville.

00:35:44.840 Let's see what they look like.

00:35:48.720 Oh, no.

00:35:52.760 Oh, no.

00:35:56.660 Yep.

00:36:01.120 That's Utah.

00:36:02.240 That's a lot of them.

00:36:03.400 And so they're working on it.

00:36:04.860 Yeah.

00:36:05.280 They got us with the crime people and the Venezuelans and the illegals in all of our cities, and

00:36:10.260 they're packing Muslims into the rest of America.

00:36:14.860 That's Taylorsville, Utah.

00:36:16.640 Great.

00:36:17.560 We have another guy, another migrant, who is stroking his shit on the subway.

00:36:23.120 This is back to NYC.

00:36:24.520 Back to New York.

00:36:25.500 We had to censor it, but you can pretty much guess what he's doing.

00:36:30.020 He's stroking his shit.

00:36:32.060 And look at who's next to him.

00:36:33.780 She's keeping her eyes averted.

00:36:35.140 She doesn't want any trouble, right?

00:36:36.540 Mm-hmm.

00:36:38.440 He's just here for a better life.

00:36:40.160 He wants to just stroke his shit on the subway like anyone else.

00:36:44.500 Not good.

00:36:45.140 Also, we do need to make a correction.

00:36:47.760 Last episode, there were those migrants, those guys filming the kids at Costco and the park.

00:36:53.320 The packs, yes.

00:36:54.340 And we said they were Indian, but apparently they're Pakistani and or Bangladeshi.

00:37:01.200 Yeah.

00:37:01.500 We have to be very pointed in our criticisms because you don't want to upset people, but

00:37:07.200 you got to call out the correct race.

00:37:09.880 And sometimes that's difficult.

00:37:10.380 You can't just call a park.

00:37:11.180 Sometimes I just go, an Indian guy, and there's a little more nuance in there.

00:37:17.140 Yeah.

00:37:17.380 Mea culpa.

00:37:18.520 The Bangladeshis and Pakistanis were the ones filming children in Canada.

00:37:22.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:24.540 And then there, yeah, there is a difference with these people.

00:37:27.500 Well, and keep in mind, America for a while had an immigration system where we had our choice

00:37:34.460 of everyone from India, right?

00:37:36.980 Yeah.

00:37:37.220 And we would pick like the 1% of 1%, the best guys.

00:37:40.560 And we actually have a list.

00:37:41.880 CEO of Google is Indian.

00:37:43.140 CEO of Microsoft is Indian.

00:37:44.980 Adobe CEO is Indian.

00:37:46.640 IBM, Chanel, FedEx, Palo Alto Networks.

00:37:50.300 All the CEOs are Indian.

00:37:51.700 Yeah.

00:37:51.840 That was an example of like good immigration.

00:37:54.520 Yeah, and you've seen Indians are some of the highest earners in terms of ethnic groups

00:37:59.420 in America.

00:38:00.300 And that's what happens when you choose the cream of the crop of a nation of 1 billion

00:38:05.500 people.

00:38:06.300 Exactly.

00:38:06.780 You get high-end guys coming to America.

00:38:09.320 When you open the floodgates to anyone who can chain migrate over and their cousin Jimmy,

00:38:14.120 who's got a 60 IQ, it doesn't really end well.

00:38:18.180 When you're picking and choosing, then you get, oh my God, we can make this guy the CEO

00:38:21.540 of Google.

00:38:22.040 And it might go, it might get a little worse, but we trust him, right?

00:38:27.160 But we, exactly.

00:38:27.960 We got Vivek Ram Swamy.

00:38:29.420 He's great.

00:38:30.220 He's got a high IQ, right?

00:38:31.500 He's one of those, from one of those countries.

00:38:33.500 But when you start and just kind of let anybody in, that's when the game changes, right?

00:38:38.680 Like there are, if there's a billion people in India, then there's 300 million who are

00:38:44.680 under 80 IQ, right?

00:38:46.160 Like just by kind of math, that's a ballpark guess, obviously, but that's how distributions

00:38:51.080 work, right?

00:38:52.060 Yeah.

00:38:52.280 It varies highly.

00:38:53.960 And then some of those people don't assimilate as well.

00:38:57.000 And when you bring in the masses, you get people who think like this.

00:39:00.200 Yeah.

00:39:00.740 Man survives lightning strike only to suffocate to death when villagers insist on treating

00:39:05.980 his injuries by covering him in cow dung in India.

00:39:08.940 So we don't need those guys.

00:39:11.780 That guy can't run Google.

00:39:13.520 The one guy's dead.

00:39:15.020 But the people who covered him in cow dung, they can't run Microsoft, right?

00:39:19.540 Exactly.

00:39:20.220 And that's a lot of the people we've gotten, which is why we need to send everyone back

00:39:25.920 who's illegal to wherever they came from.

00:39:28.440 And we need to take a little break from immigration for a while.

00:39:31.100 That's what I'm saying.

00:39:31.700 I want a pure moratorium because we overstepped by so much during the Biden years, even the

00:39:37.480 years leading up to it.

00:39:38.780 I want a true moratorium where we're not even taking the 1%.

00:39:42.260 But then after when, you know, okay, you know, it's kind of dried up.

00:39:46.200 Maybe we need some.

00:39:47.200 We need to be picky, right?

00:39:48.740 Everyone wants to come to America.

00:39:50.600 And then we've devalued what it means to come to America by letting in all these asylum

00:39:55.600 claims, 20,000 Haitians in a random Ohio town.

00:39:59.580 Like they get to come to America.

00:40:00.960 It used to be a privilege where they truly would help and then kind of increase the social

00:40:05.920 and like the capital of this country.

00:40:09.100 And now it's not even being considered, right?

00:40:11.400 We have something everyone wants.

00:40:13.240 And then imagine having something everyone wants and being like, yeah, just give me a

00:40:16.580 dollar for it.

00:40:17.740 That's not how like the economics work, right?

00:40:20.480 Exactly.

00:40:21.100 So we need to be choosy.

00:40:23.380 And Canada is a perfect example of what happens when you aren't choosy, right?

00:40:27.800 You shit in the lakes and they start filming kids.

00:40:30.400 Exactly.

00:40:31.340 And the UK too.

00:40:32.320 The UK is in a mess.

00:40:33.900 This is a Pakistani guy on social media who's very mad about the clothing this woman and

00:40:39.620 model is wearing.

00:40:40.500 This here is not salwar kameez.

00:40:43.620 This salwar kameez has been made to turn into for the streets.

00:40:47.020 I'll explain to you why.

00:40:48.460 What the fuck is this?

00:40:49.560 What the fuck is this?

00:40:51.340 Sis, why the fuck is your salwar three quarters?

00:40:53.980 Three quarters the salwar here.

00:40:55.960 Boom.

00:40:56.300 Now you can see through the motherfucking arms.

00:40:58.980 She's wearing a banana with fucking cotton all down there.

00:41:02.000 You can see everything, bruv.

00:41:03.700 Boom.

00:41:04.060 Now she ain't got no...

00:41:04.980 You can see everything.

00:41:06.200 The arms are see-through and she's showing ankle.

00:41:09.240 Yeah.

00:41:09.560 And this guy with a weird Pakistani Irish English accent.

00:41:13.980 He's got a little bit of a British accent.

00:41:15.240 Yeah.

00:41:15.620 And yet he sounds a little bit like British, a little English, but his ideologies are nothing

00:41:22.040 like the English.

00:41:23.340 But then the media will pretend that he's, you know, it's important to have these people

00:41:27.460 here culturally and they'll even promote articles or feel good stories about the migrants.

00:41:33.200 There's one with a before and after.

00:41:35.160 Yeah.

00:41:35.940 Afghan refugees love cricket, helps to inspire their new lives in North Yorkshire.

00:41:41.320 And, you know, there's a couple Afghan guys and they're, oh, they play cricket.

00:41:44.600 That means they're normal.

00:41:45.900 That means they're just like us, right?

00:41:47.580 Yeah.

00:41:47.960 And then here's the after.

00:41:49.060 Can you give it a read?

00:41:49.700 The Afghan refugee who had been praised as humble and admiral charged with gang raping

00:41:54.640 York woman.

00:41:55.660 Yeah.

00:41:56.200 And they used the same picture, but they cut out half of it because it's only the guy

00:42:00.380 on the right who enjoyed cricket from earlier before.

00:42:03.080 Yeah.

00:42:03.520 And keep in mind, these articles, these were the examples of people that they were trying

00:42:08.360 to like of the good ones.

00:42:09.660 Yeah.

00:42:10.060 I was like, oh, we need migration.

00:42:11.340 These guys like cricket and they're normal people and they should come here.

00:42:14.620 So one of the good ones that they were trying to promote mass migration with ended up

00:42:18.820 being a gang rapist.

00:42:20.380 And the secret was they were never the good ones.

00:42:22.940 They were never appropriately vetted.

00:42:25.140 They just were there.

00:42:26.260 And then someone was doing propaganda for them.

00:42:28.720 And only after a heinous crime did it blow up in their face.

00:42:32.460 This is like the Joe Biden thing.

00:42:34.100 They were going to sneak Joe Biden past you if it didn't blow up.

00:42:37.100 Right.

00:42:37.460 Exactly.

00:42:38.020 But it did.

00:42:38.820 And that is the same principle.

00:42:40.720 Mm hmm.

00:42:41.020 So it makes you think twice when you see guys like this playing in the park.

00:42:47.980 You might think, wow, that's impressive.

00:42:50.020 I can't believe they're able to do that.

00:42:53.900 These are good people.

00:42:55.040 They should come to America.

00:42:58.400 Unfortunately, a little game like that doesn't indicate we have to kind of watch you for a

00:43:02.320 while and do some IQ tests and like test your knowledge on America.

00:43:06.000 Exactly.

00:43:06.540 Before letting you in.

00:43:07.820 All right.

00:43:08.420 Last page of housekeeping.

00:43:09.660 We're running a little behind, but hey, it's going to be a longer episode.

00:43:12.160 I'm OK with it.

00:43:12.800 Are you OK with it?

00:43:13.600 Yeah.

00:43:14.080 Slightly longer episode.

00:43:15.340 No big deal.

00:43:16.080 Enjoy.

00:43:16.500 It's Friday.

00:43:17.600 Last page of housekeeping.

00:43:18.800 This is my stuff.

00:43:19.600 Before we get to it, use this opportunity to tickle the post.

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00:43:34.760 And then, yeah, send the show to a friend.

00:43:36.980 Say, hey, I think you might like this podcast.

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00:43:41.820 All right.

00:43:42.680 First story on my page of housekeeping.

00:43:45.440 A new fake punt technique that I've never seen before that was very well executed.

00:43:51.160 Takes the punt.

00:43:53.320 Underhand throw exactly like a punt.

00:43:55.700 And they get their tall receiver guy down there to catch it.

00:43:58.220 And I've looked into this.

00:43:59.520 They also have their backup punter on the sidelines doing a practice punt right when he's supposed to be kicking it.

00:44:07.360 So the guys, the gunners who are going down, they hear a punt.

00:44:11.760 Wow.

00:44:12.580 Isn't that crazy?

00:44:13.540 That's smart.

00:44:14.240 And then when you throw the ball up, if they were to get into the receiver's way, that's pass interference.

00:44:19.140 Yeah.

00:44:19.760 So it's like a perfect play.

00:44:21.280 It's very impressive.

00:44:22.100 And we've seen it all football-wise.

00:44:24.160 Yeah.

00:44:24.300 I've never seen that.

00:44:25.400 And that's why you got to watch.

00:44:26.700 Every once in a while, there's a flash of brilliance and a moment of ingenuity.

00:44:30.120 And this coach, he's going places.

00:44:32.420 Exactly.

00:44:33.020 All right.

00:44:33.280 Next is a Twitter account that I found online.

00:44:37.080 It's called Mythos America.

00:44:38.780 And it's kind of like an Americana account.

00:44:41.920 Mytho America.

00:44:42.720 First is the football player talking to the cheerleader after the game.

00:44:46.660 Tale as old as time.

00:44:47.940 Pure Americana.

00:44:48.820 Still got it.

00:44:50.060 And then the next is a bunch of kids jumping off a bridge into a river.

00:44:53.160 Classic.

00:44:54.080 Yep.

00:44:54.460 You know, that's Pure Americana.

00:44:56.940 And we're, you know, that still exists.

00:44:59.860 It does.

00:45:00.380 Of course it does.

00:45:01.000 It's hanging on by a thread.

00:45:03.620 And we don't have to lose it.

00:45:05.280 It doesn't have to be what we had.

00:45:07.280 We still have it in glimmers.

00:45:08.840 All we need to do is get the illegals out, fix our money, and arrest the criminals.

00:45:12.220 Absolutely.

00:45:12.860 We're really there.

00:45:13.660 Spot on, brother.

00:45:14.620 Yeah.

00:45:15.040 All right.

00:45:15.560 Last piece of my page of housekeeping.

00:45:17.840 I saw this meme.

00:45:18.440 I thought it was really funny.

00:45:19.640 Imagine hiring a gay dude to cry at your op funeral.

00:45:23.100 If only I had an op, then I would definitely be on this.

00:45:26.260 But unfortunately, I have no ops.

00:45:27.980 Yeah.

00:45:28.480 That's pretty funny.

00:45:29.200 But black people are always trying to find a way to kind of stomp on someone at their

00:45:33.480 funeral.

00:45:34.200 Mess up their grave.

00:45:35.380 We showed you that last week.

00:45:36.620 Yeah.

00:45:36.860 They really like twisting the knife when someone's already dead.

00:45:39.200 But sending a gay guy to cry at like some thug's funeral.

00:45:42.260 Yeah.

00:45:42.440 It's like, whoa, who's that?

00:45:43.640 Who's that?

00:45:44.240 Why is he so distraught?

00:45:45.540 He was gay?

00:45:46.240 He knew him like that?

00:45:47.480 Yeah.

00:45:48.020 All right.

00:45:48.540 We are moving on.

00:45:49.640 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:45:50.540 We'll be on to Cringe of the Week.

00:45:52.680 Cringe of the Week.

00:45:53.780 All right.

00:45:55.140 Our first story from Cringe of the Week.

00:45:56.620 We have some new stats when it comes to rates of sexual offending by trans folks.

00:46:02.060 Yeah.

00:46:02.560 Folks with an X.

00:46:04.000 This was, and then they sexually assault someone.

00:46:07.420 This was from His Majesty's Prison Service data.

00:46:10.340 So I believe that is England, the ONS census data.

00:46:15.060 Sex offending rate of women, three per one million.

00:46:18.460 Sex offending rate of men, 395 per one million, obviously.

00:46:23.780 A huge disparity there.

00:46:25.260 Sex offending rates of trans women, those are men still who are pretending to be a woman,

00:46:31.160 1,916 per million.

00:46:33.760 So almost five times the average man is the sex offending rate of trans women.

00:46:40.620 So men are 131 times higher than women, and trans women are 640 times higher than women.

00:46:49.880 Wow.

00:46:50.140 Some crazy shocking numbers, which we always kind of knew, like they're a little perverted.

00:46:55.660 But this data just kind of came out or is just being spread online, so we wanted to address it.

00:47:00.300 It's good to get that information out to you guys.

00:47:02.560 You know how much we are obsessed with trans people.

00:47:05.340 Yeah.

00:47:05.700 Constantly Googling them, looking them up, finding videos of them, watching them.

00:47:11.240 Yeah.

00:47:11.520 Let's get into our first clip of Cringe, the fat woman singer with the song.

00:47:17.120 My heart's getting eaten, what should I do?

00:47:21.100 Just engage!

00:47:22.820 When I feel shame about eating food, eat it anyway!

00:47:28.140 When I gain weight, what should I do?

00:47:31.620 Throw the scale away!

00:47:33.900 The only thing I should be doing is...

00:47:39.120 Nothing!

00:47:40.700 You sound beautiful.

00:47:41.480 Yeah, so do any other groups do this that you can think of?

00:47:46.000 This is like a crowd of 200.

00:47:47.920 Yeah, this is like fat white women, and they're all agreeing that this is good.

00:47:52.440 But like, if this song was for drug addicts or alcoholics, like,

00:47:57.380 when I wake up and get the shakes.

00:48:00.120 Drink a whiskey shot!

00:48:01.060 Drink a bottle of whiskey!

00:48:02.880 No, that's next to your bed.

00:48:04.440 Yeah.

00:48:04.880 No.

00:48:05.060 No one else would ever do that.

00:48:07.000 And you know what is particularly interesting to me is,

00:48:10.020 no men would even do this.

00:48:11.820 Yeah.

00:48:12.060 This is particularly an issue for women who have certain type of emotional reaction

00:48:17.480 and attachment to food or being told that being thin is good and being fat is bad.

00:48:23.380 Yeah.

00:48:23.780 Right?

00:48:24.300 So yeah, drug addicts, alcoholics.

00:48:27.140 There's like some shame there.

00:48:28.500 Degenerate gamblers.

00:48:29.340 They don't have a song for like,

00:48:31.220 Bet again!

00:48:32.440 Hit the parlay!

00:48:33.740 We'll save your day!

00:48:35.340 Chase your losses!

00:48:36.120 Yeah.

00:48:36.600 There's no other group that is like this.

00:48:39.040 And I don't know why this, which is a negative behavior, right?

00:48:43.260 This obviously hurts.

00:48:44.840 Obesity is like the number one comorbidity for all diseases.

00:48:49.400 It makes everything worse, right?

00:48:50.940 Mm-hmm.

00:48:52.120 And nobody thinks it's good, but for some reason,

00:48:55.740 younger women who kind of have trouble staying slim.

00:49:00.360 Like, I'm not even being mean.

00:49:01.480 I mean, like women, men, women have a way harder time with body image stuff than men do, right?

00:49:07.980 Obviously.

00:49:08.700 You could be a fat fuck guy and it's like, oh, he's powerful.

00:49:11.160 He benches 300, whatever.

00:49:12.860 He's got a funny podcast.

00:49:13.980 Yeah.

00:49:14.760 Him and Richard Ratboy do great together.

00:49:16.660 But, you know, for women, for some reason, they have like this go all the way back to the beginning version of it where,

00:49:29.520 no, everyone else is wrong and I'm right and it's fine.

00:49:32.760 I'm throwing away my scale.

00:49:34.800 Yeah.

00:49:35.120 I just really don't get it.

00:49:36.740 It's a weird, like, overreaction to a pretty obvious truth.

00:49:41.580 Yeah.

00:49:41.840 That being fat is not great for you.

00:49:43.940 Pigging and having no self-control is not great for you.

00:49:46.620 Exactly.

00:49:47.140 And it's not like we're in the tribal hunter-gatherer phase.

00:49:53.120 We're in the human era of decadence for food right now.

00:49:56.080 Exactly.

00:49:56.620 Our brains are like 500,000 years behind, like, in a survival, don't starve mindset.

00:50:02.740 Yeah.

00:50:03.140 And yet you can go to McDonald's and get 1,800 calories for $9.99, right?

00:50:07.920 Yeah.

00:50:08.100 You get a whole Carvel cake.

00:50:09.520 So, yeah, you get a Carvel cake.

00:50:11.340 Oh, it's on sale today.

00:50:12.440 It's even cheaper.

00:50:13.300 And then you slurp it up.

00:50:15.160 And so, like, yeah, you do need a degree of self-control.

00:50:17.980 You can't just be a dog who has access to the entire bag of food, right?

00:50:21.220 Do whatever you want.

00:50:22.160 Do it anyway.

00:50:23.120 Eat the food.

00:50:23.980 Get the steak off the table.

00:50:25.180 How much do you weigh?

00:50:26.260 Throw out the scale.

00:50:27.060 Who cares?

00:50:28.000 Exactly.

00:50:28.500 Keep pigging.

00:50:29.260 And all of a sudden, you're a dachshund whose gut scrapes the ground while you're walking.

00:50:32.560 Yeah.

00:50:33.460 But, yeah, I don't know, man.

00:50:34.840 I don't want to be too harsh, but, like, there is sort of a weird emotional thing that happens here where you have to be oppositional to what is right because it makes you feel bad.

00:50:46.920 Like, there's an emotional thing that, well, if I'm emotional about it, it's do not pass go.

00:50:51.700 Go all the way back to the beginning.

00:50:52.840 It's automatically bad because your feelings are prioritized.

00:50:55.520 Exactly.

00:50:56.060 So, it's weird.

00:50:57.400 And then at the end of this video, this girl is, like, on tour hitting, like, every major city.

00:51:01.880 So, other people come and sing along to this stuff.

00:51:04.160 She sells out.

00:51:04.700 Yeah, she sells out.

00:51:06.160 And along.

00:51:07.000 I don't know what the capacity is because the seats, if they're too close together, you might have to do two-for-one seats.

00:51:11.840 Yeah, you know how chairs link up to each other and that's kind of how they set it up?

00:51:15.240 These chairs don't link, guys.

00:51:17.060 Yeah.

00:51:17.300 So, all right.

00:51:18.300 Let's get to our next clip.

00:51:19.360 The girl who hates her job.

00:51:21.680 I'm only a month into this job and it's already given me so much anxiety.

00:51:27.540 First of all, they gave me a Dell computer.

00:51:30.120 I don't know how to work that.

00:51:35.580 Second, people email outside of working hours.

00:51:41.460 Excuse me.

00:51:42.460 That's, like, not for me.

00:51:47.080 You should get fired for making that video.

00:51:49.340 Yeah, she's whispering at work, talking about how bad it is.

00:51:52.900 Yeah.

00:51:53.560 This is why I think UBI is coming.

00:51:56.120 Yeah.

00:51:56.620 We said it before on the show, like, this generation of people is unable to work or know what hard work is.

00:52:03.120 And then, like, the generations that know what hard work is are slowly dying.

00:52:07.820 Yeah.

00:52:08.080 And eventually, it'll be, like, no one knows anything about hard work or what anything does or how it works.

00:52:14.200 And you're going to have to give people, like, $2,500 a month just to stay afloat and do stuff because the government's going to need to become their parents because they're just adult kids.

00:52:23.580 And, you know, what's funny about that is, like, we've had the same kind of thesis for fast food or restaurants.

00:52:30.300 Like, only restaurants with explicitly great customer service are surviving for the next leg, right?

00:52:37.200 Like, Chick-fil-A, Texas Roadhouse is one of those.

00:52:40.980 Those type of places where Culver's, where they're overly nice and really care about the customer experience.

00:52:46.320 And that same thing is going to apply for hard work.

00:52:48.480 And then, like, all of a sudden, you look in 2033, and the only people who know how to work hard are investment bankers.

00:52:54.960 And they're fucking eating our lunch.

00:52:56.920 They're privatizing.

00:52:58.500 Private equity guys are, like, running us even more.

00:53:01.680 So that's kind of something.

00:53:03.280 This is a lot of these middling jobs.

00:53:04.740 Like, this girl probably has some marketing job, and she got pissed because someone emailed her after work.

00:53:10.040 The investment banker, he's taking Adderall at 4 p.m.

00:53:12.600 You can't go to sleep after that.

00:53:14.480 You're grinding on a pitch deck.

00:53:16.540 You know what I mean?

00:53:17.300 That's so true.

00:53:18.240 So the haves and the have-nots in terms of work and business.

00:53:21.620 It's going to go like this.

00:53:22.400 Yeah, the explicit people who know how to do hard work.

00:53:25.820 But should we play this next video of this other girl who's also had a tough time at work?

00:53:29.480 Yep.

00:53:29.860 We'll go faster through this.

00:53:31.240 Um, yeah.

00:53:32.980 Hi, Tatiana.

00:53:34.260 This is, um, Shelly from HR.

00:53:37.480 From HR?

00:53:38.340 Okay.

00:53:39.640 No, I don't remember you, but what's going on?

00:53:42.500 Well, we had a discussion a couple weeks ago about your absenteeism and tardiness.

00:53:50.140 Okay.

00:53:50.540 Do you know what time you have to be clocked in at work?

00:53:53.180 Six o'clock.

00:53:54.920 Yeah.

00:53:55.640 Six a.m.

00:53:56.500 Okay.

00:53:58.500 So, unfortunately, on 718, you clocked in at 612.

00:54:05.480 Wow.

00:54:05.960 We had a discussion about that.

00:54:07.460 12, 12 minutes.

00:54:11.320 Yeah, but, you know, they're waiting on you to be there, clocked in, and ready to work at 6.

00:54:16.200 Okay.

00:54:16.960 Okay.

00:54:17.240 So, your employment is really going to be terminated as of today, because also, on 728, you clocked in at 621.

00:54:26.980 21 minutes.

00:54:29.940 Yes, that's 21 minutes of company time.

00:54:32.800 But I still, I still work, though.

00:54:34.780 Like, I still, like, why didn't y'all tell me that today, when I was just at work?

00:54:40.420 Because I handle all the HR, so they wanted me to call you, because we had that discussion, remember, about...

00:54:45.860 And that was the day that I let my...

00:54:47.900 Alright, keep going.

00:54:48.920 So, you were also, on 8-8, you clocked in at, like, 632.

00:54:54.900 That was...

00:54:55.620 Okay, so I let my cousin use my car the night before, and he didn't bring it...

00:55:01.260 He overslept or something.

00:55:02.220 He didn't bring it back until the morning, so, like, I still made it, though.

00:55:05.260 That was literally, like, nine days after we talked, so...

00:55:09.160 And then, on 8-12, you just did a no-call, no-show.

00:55:12.940 That was my birthday.

00:55:14.600 August 12th was my birthday.

00:55:15.780 We had to let it play until she used her birthday as an excuse to no-call, no-show.

00:55:20.740 Yeah, and then the lady who's firing her is racist.

00:55:24.440 I don't know about that.

00:55:25.560 She doesn't really explicitly say that.

00:55:27.420 Yeah, I think.

00:55:28.520 Why else would you be mad at a black woman for not going to work on time?

00:55:32.140 My thing is, she goes, like, yeah, that's 12 minutes.

00:55:35.960 Yeah, that's 21 minutes.

00:55:37.260 And then, like, she rattled off, like, four days that she was brutally late.

00:55:42.440 And it sounds like a 6 a.m., like, you open up the store or whatever.

00:55:45.980 Yeah, like, I don't know.

00:55:47.000 It might be a factory, but, like, people are waiting on you.

00:55:49.240 And she's like, 12 minutes.

00:55:50.360 It's no big deal.

00:55:51.020 And this woman's describing a pattern of, like, neglect and retarded behavior.

00:55:55.780 Within, like, one month.

00:55:56.760 And this girl doesn't get it.

00:55:57.860 She doesn't get why a business would be like, yeah, we're cutting our losses here.

00:56:01.080 You're clearly unreliable.

00:56:02.180 So, you know, that's who's in the workforce these days.

00:56:07.260 And I don't know.

00:56:08.140 Do we need universal basic income for people like that?

00:56:10.800 Soon.

00:56:11.660 Yeah.

00:56:12.100 Andrew Yang type guy is going to be promising it soon.

00:56:15.180 Yep.

00:56:15.680 Let's get to our next story in our little subsection of Cringe, the Is It Really Racism section.

00:56:21.400 This next family is accusing their neighbors of being racist for complaining about them.

00:56:26.680 Listen to what it says.

00:56:27.720 When Angela and Prince Floyd found this property on Piscataway Creek in Acoqueque in 2020, it was run down and vacant.

00:56:35.340 They say they worked hard to turn it into their waterfront dream home, and they wanted to share it with their large extended family.

00:56:42.840 But when they started hosting those parties, their neighbors started calling the police 41 times,

00:56:51.080 complaining of noise and cars crowding their country road, alleging the Floyds were running a party venue.

00:56:56.940 The Floyds say the allegations, all of them, are not true.

00:57:02.400 And now they've filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against their neighbors, Prince George's County,

00:57:08.160 and the police officer who has handled the complaints.

00:57:11.340 They claim they are being harassed simply because they were among the first African Americans to move into the neighborhood.

00:57:17.820 They want the complaints to stop, and they're seeking more than $3 million in damages.

00:57:23.800 Yeah, we're just a normal, loud-as-fuck family throwing parties all night where people park their cars on the road that they eventually drunk drive home,

00:57:31.900 and everyone around us is mad because we're black.

00:57:34.560 $3 million, please.

00:57:37.000 And so there's some other supporting evidence here.

00:57:39.740 The black couple, people are saying this is a mostly black neighborhood, so they're suing other black people.

00:57:46.740 Their neighbors who are mostly black argue the complaints are about noise, not race.

00:57:50.260 It has nothing to do with them being black, said Margaret Littlejohn, a black neighbor whose fiancée is named in the Floyds lawsuit.

00:57:57.720 It has to do with them being not good neighbors.

00:58:00.500 And then it goes on to say, Floyd, who appears to have a long criminal history involving everything from drunk driving to battery,

00:58:06.860 said he fears for his life whenever the police show up.

00:58:09.740 And the police showed up 41 times in three years, which is more than once a month on average.

00:58:14.480 Yeah.

00:58:14.680 And he's still alive and with us.

00:58:16.320 I know.

00:58:16.860 They didn't kill him.

00:58:18.080 Against all odds.

00:58:18.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:20.000 But yeah, this is just one of those crazy things where you never kind of say, am I the problem?

00:58:26.420 Are we the issue?

00:58:27.680 No.

00:58:28.240 Everyone else is racist because I can.

00:58:31.460 That's the privilege I have.

00:58:32.780 I can just kind of say, y'all racist.

00:58:35.180 I get special treatment.

00:58:36.340 And then wipe your hands and walk away.

00:58:38.000 And not only that, but sue.

00:58:40.320 And it's funny because if they get the right stupid judge who was appointed by Obama or Joe Biden appointee,

00:58:46.660 they might get a ruling in their favor, right?

00:58:49.200 Yeah.

00:58:49.600 And there was another tweet that had a clip from another article that had some interesting info.

00:58:54.740 Another article states, Prince and Angela Floyd transformed their home into the Floyd estates,

00:59:00.480 complete with a red carpet, live band, and food trucks,

00:59:04.480 and with rumors of exotic dancers and hookah parties, which the couple denied.

00:59:09.500 Those rumors just came out of nowhere, right, guys?

00:59:11.960 Who would say?

00:59:12.560 Who would make that up about us?

00:59:14.380 Yeah.

00:59:14.820 So, I mean, just overall, like, get a vibe check on these people.

00:59:19.340 Who do you believe?

00:59:20.000 You believe the bunch of neighbors who called and who have called up to 41 times?

00:59:24.600 Or do you believe the family who, like, called the news crew to say, we didn't do nothing?

00:59:28.520 The Floyd estates.

00:59:29.680 Yeah.

00:59:30.380 All right.

00:59:30.940 Let's get to it.

00:59:31.600 So, yeah.

00:59:32.080 Is it racist?

00:59:33.040 Probably not.

00:59:33.800 Probably not.

00:59:34.360 I would say no, given that some of the other people named in the suit are black.

00:59:38.480 Exactly.

00:59:39.040 And then our next story is another situation.

00:59:41.580 Is it really racist?

00:59:43.200 This guy went to Chick-fil-A.

00:59:44.960 The headline is,

00:59:46.220 Black man left horrified when Chick-fil-A drive-thru order lists his name as monkeys.

00:59:51.580 What could have happened here?

00:59:52.780 This one seems like it's racist, right?

00:59:54.300 Yeah, let's let it play.

00:59:55.180 What was the name that you gave him?

00:59:56.640 I told him Marquise.

00:59:57.980 That's not even close to Marquise.

00:59:59.420 No, sir, it's not.

01:00:00.320 And I'm going to go and have a talk with him right now.

01:00:03.020 Instead of his name, Marquise Vanzego found the word monkeys.

01:00:06.900 As a black male, we've gone through a lot.

01:00:09.720 Just when you think you're healing from a situation, someone opens that wound back up.

01:00:13.820 The underage staffer who entered the slur reportedly claims he misheard the name.

01:00:18.540 Yeah, so it's really upsetting.

01:00:22.080 Marquise monkeys.

01:00:24.200 It's not close at all, he says.

01:00:26.520 Not yet.

01:00:27.100 And then you're talking through a drive-thru speaker.

01:00:30.100 Marquise.

01:00:30.840 So who's the order for?

01:00:32.140 Marquise.

01:00:32.920 And it's like, what do you say, monkeys?

01:00:35.340 Marquise.

01:00:35.880 It's like, you probably could, you didn't even have, you didn't even know he was maybe black too.

01:00:39.620 Of course not.

01:00:40.520 And then you hear Marquise.

01:00:42.620 And you're kind of like, I don't know what that was.

01:00:44.160 You hear those monkeys and you write it down.

01:00:45.520 And then when he goes and confronts the people, we can show you here a screenshot.

01:00:49.260 All the workers there are black.

01:00:50.960 Yeah.

01:00:51.340 It's not like a Ku Klux Klan den waiting to get one black guy who ordered like a three-piece

01:00:56.720 strips meal with four Chick-fil-A sauces to just really twist the knife on him and ruin his day, right?

01:01:02.620 Exactly.

01:01:03.460 And then he says, oh, we go through so much.

01:01:06.380 And it's like the 16-year-old Chick-fil-A guy who was probably black wrote monkeys instead

01:01:12.980 of Marquise.

01:01:14.020 And now like that ruins your day.

01:01:16.220 You go in, you start recording, you call the news, everything.

01:01:19.560 It's a five alarm fire for some guy like Marquise here.

01:01:22.920 Yeah, exactly.

01:01:24.160 My favorite is the assertion that it doesn't sound anything like Marquise.

01:01:27.960 It's like, yeah, it does.

01:01:29.700 It's two syllables.

01:01:31.180 It starts with an M.

01:01:32.720 Marquise.

01:01:33.380 Ends in E's.

01:01:34.500 Yeah.

01:01:34.720 So like for you to say that discredits yourself.

01:01:38.040 Like obviously it's a mistake or like the kid wrote a filler word, but he wasn't the head

01:01:42.440 Klansman at the rally.

01:01:43.980 Yeah.

01:01:44.260 What's your name?

01:01:45.040 Todd.

01:01:45.880 Monkey.

01:01:47.080 Yeah.

01:01:47.920 Todd N-word.

01:01:49.140 He hammers the N-word.

01:01:50.420 What do you think happened?

01:01:51.880 And then if the employee is black, that doesn't matter.

01:01:55.740 It's Chick-fil-A called me a monkey.

01:01:58.260 Yeah.

01:01:58.420 And so you see how some people maybe are just gearing up for some sort of settlement or some

01:02:03.480 sort of like, oh, I got an opportunity here.

01:02:06.560 This is like the Chase Bank fraud.

01:02:08.600 Like, oh, a new scam just opened up.

01:02:11.320 Like they wrote monkeys on my receipt.

01:02:14.180 Start rubbing your hands together and seeing like, what can I get?

01:02:16.740 Can I get Chick-fil-A for life from this?

01:02:18.700 Can I get a $10,000 payout from this?

01:02:20.460 I need perfect treatment.

01:02:22.000 We'll see.

01:02:22.740 Anything less than perfect treatment is examples of racism.

01:02:26.040 But the assertion that marquees and monkeys are not even on the same spectrum?

01:02:31.400 That doesn't make sense to me.

01:02:32.660 That doesn't ring true to me.

01:02:33.580 That's crazy.

01:02:34.640 Well, it's going to get a little worse in Urban Decay.

01:02:36.640 Hey, this guy was selling his Apple Vision Pros.

01:02:43.380 Yeah.

01:02:44.060 And you won't believe what happened.

01:02:48.440 How do you take it out?

01:02:51.780 Just rotate and you take it out.

01:02:54.940 Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker.

01:02:57.560 Hey.

01:03:06.640 Hey, hey, stupid motherfucker.

01:03:19.080 Believe it or not, I saw this coming.

01:03:21.760 Yeah, you did?

01:03:22.620 I have a thing.

01:03:23.480 Ready?

01:03:24.080 Play it again and I could tell you right when I knew this guy was going to steal the headphones

01:03:28.360 or whatever.

01:03:28.880 All right.

01:03:29.260 I'm starting it now.

01:03:30.920 Stop.

01:03:32.000 Right there.

01:03:32.720 You knew?

01:03:33.420 I knew he was running off with it.

01:03:35.460 The face, the above the eyebrow tattoo that says loyalty.

01:03:38.880 Is that what gave it away to you?

01:03:40.020 Yeah.

01:03:40.260 And the hand tattoo.

01:03:42.240 The hair itself.

01:03:43.480 And the hair and the outfit and the color.

01:03:46.460 I'll show you when I knew it.

01:03:47.920 This face right here, this inquisitive like, oh, I tried on the Vision Pros and now I'm

01:03:54.020 just looking at the outside.

01:03:55.660 He's stalling for time.

01:03:56.880 He's deciding when he's going to run.

01:03:59.000 That particular inquisitive looking face.

01:04:01.580 That's the face I used to make in college when I was like trying to copy off of someone's

01:04:04.920 test next to me and then the teacher looks and you're kind of going like this and then

01:04:07.960 you go.

01:04:09.920 Yeah.

01:04:10.420 You start looking up to the sky.

01:04:12.240 You're looking at the test.

01:04:13.080 Then you go like put your pen there and you kind of look at your pen.

01:04:16.460 Yeah, like you're pondering.

01:04:17.800 And you're like, hmm.

01:04:18.660 But you're really looking like right there and you have this and you go.

01:04:22.140 Yeah.

01:04:23.500 Unfortunately, I don't think this was the type of guy who was actually looking to buy

01:04:26.200 secondary market AirPod Pros or what are these?

01:04:30.760 Vision Pros.

01:04:31.840 Yeah.

01:04:32.060 And by the way, I haven't seen any of these.

01:04:34.900 Me neither.

01:04:35.540 They haven't really gotten popular.

01:04:37.160 They kind of had their initial marketing push and I haven't really seen much out of

01:04:39.860 them yet.

01:04:40.140 That's a good point.

01:04:41.120 All right.

01:04:41.480 Moving on.

01:04:42.400 A new study came out.

01:04:44.200 Some new data is circulating.

01:04:46.360 It turns out only 20% of adults know real words.

01:04:50.260 Yeah.

01:04:50.640 Some words that on this list shocked me.

01:04:52.480 Only a small minority of adults, 20% or less, know the meaning of words such as audacious,

01:04:57.440 ominous, tirade, encumber, plagiarize, impale, travesty.

01:05:03.540 Everyone knew bed.

01:05:05.180 Yeah.

01:05:05.520 So that's good.

01:05:06.180 That's 100.

01:05:06.820 Ship.

01:05:07.420 Everybody knows what a ship is.

01:05:08.820 100.

01:05:09.540 Only one person didn't know breakfast.

01:05:12.680 One guy didn't know what winter was.

01:05:14.920 He lives in Key West or something.

01:05:16.820 He goes, what's that?

01:05:17.580 He's like a shrimper.

01:05:18.960 Something like that.

01:05:19.920 Yeah, and I'm sure it's different for college educated folks.

01:05:23.640 Yeah.

01:05:23.880 Maybe.

01:05:24.480 We have a clip here from Langston University.

01:05:27.480 Here's a clip from Langston.

01:05:32.800 There they go.

01:05:48.800 All right.

01:05:49.600 So college is back in session.

01:05:51.280 This is, I believe, probably, you know, the incoming freshman class or something doing

01:05:54.840 a little twerking dance celebration.

01:05:56.480 Just to pop things off.

01:05:58.760 Langston University has a 61% acceptance rate and a 5% graduation rate.

01:06:05.340 That's insane.

01:06:06.960 A university, and then here's a tweet about it.

01:06:08.860 A university can have a 5% graduation rate and any person with a pulse can still sign up

01:06:13.980 for taxpayer funded FAFSA loan to attend.

01:06:16.700 Wow.

01:06:17.220 Wow.

01:06:17.520 So like, you know how diploma mills are kind of like a thing and colleges?

01:06:23.660 I think America needs a great culling.

01:06:25.860 You know, 5%.

01:06:26.900 I don't think you should be accredited.

01:06:28.560 I don't think you should be allowed to even entice students to come there.

01:06:32.280 But then they'll be like, all right, everyone graduates.

01:06:34.080 And it's like a no child left behind thing.

01:06:35.720 Yeah.

01:06:36.080 They'll take it the wrong way.

01:06:36.920 And to be fair, the numbers do bump up to 20% if you give them six years to graduate.

01:06:42.080 So once you give them six years, 20% graduate.

01:06:45.460 Become a doctor.

01:06:46.020 Yeah.

01:06:46.320 That's the same amount of time.

01:06:47.740 And then I was going to say, based on that video, I even think 5% graduation rate's a little

01:06:52.660 high.

01:06:53.140 I think some of them cheat.

01:06:54.500 Some of them are cheating.

01:06:55.940 I think there are sectors of Normandy Beach that got higher success rates than that.

01:07:00.940 Like by a lot.

01:07:02.140 Higher survival rates.

01:07:03.080 And then I was going to say, the STD rate is probably higher than 5%.

01:07:07.880 Ooh.

01:07:08.620 That's the dark part.

01:07:09.700 That's bad.

01:07:10.540 All right.

01:07:10.860 Let's go to our next clip.

01:07:13.000 The little kid football team.

01:07:14.780 Football season's back.

01:07:15.880 Travis Kelsey's out there doing Taylor Swift PR stuff.

01:07:18.600 But the little kids are learning too.

01:07:20.580 Mm-hmm.

01:07:23.680 And here they are.

01:07:25.300 They got their ski masks on.

01:07:27.240 And it's all about stunting and swag and showing out at the football game.

01:07:33.080 It's all about stunting and showing off.

01:07:35.660 Yeah.

01:07:35.940 It's a two-pronged thing.

01:07:37.720 It's playing the game.

01:07:38.720 And then it's like looking cool, feeling good, stunting beforehand.

01:07:41.520 Right?

01:07:41.800 Yeah.

01:07:42.260 Exactly.

01:07:42.840 That's the lesson they're teaching these kids.

01:07:44.740 And I grew up in a more traditional football environment at every level, even as a little

01:07:49.480 kid all the way up to high school and college.

01:07:52.160 More of like an act like you've been there before situation.

01:07:55.320 Yeah.

01:07:55.780 And whenever we played teams like this, we'd always smash them.

01:07:58.360 Yeah.

01:07:58.760 Because they would get tired.

01:08:00.040 They wouldn't play hard.

01:08:00.980 And then once you're playing hard in the fourth quarter, they don't want to play hard.

01:08:05.400 And that's how you win.

01:08:06.700 Yeah.

01:08:07.000 Oh, I was wearing my ski mask doing a bunch of dances before the game started.

01:08:10.240 So like I only have X amount of energy and now I'm loafing in the fourth quarter.

01:08:14.460 Right?

01:08:14.800 Exactly.

01:08:15.620 And some of those kids will be good.

01:08:16.680 I'm sure eventually.

01:08:17.440 But they got to learn some discipline and some not waste your time on the ski mask bits.

01:08:21.820 Right?

01:08:22.320 Yeah.

01:08:22.600 Bad coaching.

01:08:23.620 Bad.

01:08:24.120 Genuinely bad coaching here.

01:08:25.560 Yeah.

01:08:25.800 And it looks good on social media, I guess, for a certain community.

01:08:28.940 Good.

01:08:29.360 I use that term loosely.

01:08:31.000 But yeah.

01:08:31.860 Waste of everyone's time there.

01:08:33.440 Waste of everyone's time.

01:08:34.100 We could be learning fundamentals.

01:08:34.860 And bad lessons.

01:08:35.660 Exactly.

01:08:36.200 Fundamentals is what beats teams like that.

01:08:37.760 All right.

01:08:38.660 Let's go to the next group of people stealing.

01:08:41.480 I don't know what kind of store it is.

01:08:44.100 It's a big group.

01:08:45.160 The point is, this is like an activity you do with your friends on the weekend.

01:08:48.540 You pull up in a shitty, beaten up, no hubcap car with a torn off front area.

01:08:53.400 Yeah.

01:08:53.640 And then all five of you or four of you walk in.

01:08:56.360 Yeah.

01:08:56.660 Two of you are really overweight.

01:08:59.040 Can't move that quick.

01:09:00.080 But that doesn't stop you, right?

01:09:01.960 Everyone's on camera and doesn't care.

01:09:04.220 You got your graphic tees.

01:09:05.680 Everyone's got a graphic tee on.

01:09:07.760 Very easily recognizable.

01:09:09.400 They grab some sort of cell phone and sprint out.

01:09:12.280 It looked like a phone to me.

01:09:13.300 I don't know what it actually was.

01:09:15.020 And there they go.

01:09:15.960 And they get in their car.

01:09:17.780 I knew as soon as I saw the car, that's what they were up to.

01:09:20.420 Yeah.

01:09:20.700 They weren't paying for anything.

01:09:22.020 I knew that much.

01:09:23.980 But yeah.

01:09:24.680 The slow, fat girl who loafs at the end.

01:09:26.980 Oh, and then he pulls out a gun to make sure nobody follows them.

01:09:29.900 Correct?

01:09:30.460 Good.

01:09:31.120 Yep.

01:09:31.780 So that's why they didn't worry about the slow, the speed.

01:09:33.780 Because if you have a gun, you don't need to be speedy.

01:09:36.260 Smart.

01:09:36.520 And no one's surprised by this.

01:09:38.700 We see this every day.

01:09:39.920 This happens every day in America.

01:09:41.880 Every single city in America, every day this is happening.

01:09:44.960 Yeah.

01:09:45.160 And a lot of times you don't even need a gun.

01:09:47.200 You just walk out.

01:09:48.020 You stuff it in your purse.

01:09:48.980 You walk past an old lady who works there.

01:09:50.660 The store doesn't have loss prevention.

01:09:52.400 It's very easy to steal, right?

01:09:54.180 Yep.

01:09:54.460 We've seen it a million times over.

01:09:56.100 Everyone sees it.

01:09:57.200 It's not a surprise anymore.

01:09:59.240 No one's surprised except Bert Kreisler.

01:10:02.060 Yeah.

01:10:02.500 He doesn't.

01:10:03.480 I guess he's ever been online for the last five years, and he's completely surprised.

01:10:07.760 He went to Rite Aid, and look at his reaction.

01:10:10.180 This is Los Angeles.

01:10:12.740 Everything is gone.

01:10:15.700 Look at this.

01:10:16.560 This is our deodorants, I think.

01:10:20.280 This place is going.

01:10:21.700 I mean, this looks like it's been looted, and I guess thieves just come in and take whatever

01:10:26.920 is expensive and just fucking walk out with it.

01:10:29.960 This is crazy.

01:10:32.320 This is unrecognizable.

01:10:36.160 When I moved to Los Angeles, you'd come in to Rite Aid, and you'd spend the fucking afternoon

01:10:40.520 looking around.

01:10:42.020 This is so fucking sad.

01:10:44.880 Hmm.

01:10:45.300 Sad.

01:10:46.140 What happened, Bert?

01:10:47.320 Well, what happened, dude?

01:10:48.960 It's 2024.

01:10:49.800 This just happened, like, last week.

01:10:51.780 Yeah.

01:10:52.200 It's like this has been going on basically since George Floyd.

01:10:54.860 Literally for four years.

01:10:56.140 So egregious since George Floyd.

01:10:58.340 And then I asked him, maybe it's time to endorse Trump?

01:11:01.120 I don't know.

01:11:01.700 Maybe, Bert.

01:11:02.360 Is it time for a change, right?

01:11:04.020 Yeah.

01:11:04.520 Nah, that's probably too divisive.

01:11:06.780 People can't shop anymore, and you can't even get your basic goods at the store because

01:11:10.920 criminals are allowed to steal, and they don't get in trouble.

01:11:12.880 And if they get arrested, they get released, so they can do whatever they want.

01:11:16.140 But voting Trump would be pretty divisive.

01:11:18.580 That's a step too far for me.

01:11:20.680 I'll just order online.

01:11:21.860 I won't go to Rite Aid anymore.

01:11:23.760 But yeah, it's so weird to see someone kind of, like, step into the discourse so late.

01:11:29.260 Like, where were you during the Target looting?

01:11:31.420 Where were you during all the California law change that made basically decriminalized theft

01:11:37.320 under $950 for everyone in the whole state of California?

01:11:41.080 Where were you?

01:11:41.840 And to come late and act surprised, it kind of makes me believe, like, oh, okay, yeah,

01:11:47.040 yeah, you're not in the game.

01:11:48.580 You weren't paying attention.

01:11:49.840 I get that.

01:11:50.480 That's fine, Bert.

01:11:51.320 You're a comedian.

01:11:52.060 Go make funny.

01:11:52.880 Go chug a beer, right?

01:11:54.300 Take your shirt off and chug a beer.

01:11:55.780 Chug a beer in your underwear in the fountain, right?

01:11:57.800 Didn't we cover that before?

01:11:59.200 We did.

01:11:59.600 But don't act surprised when the whole city and the whole state of California is under

01:12:04.260 the shit.

01:12:05.720 Exactly.

01:12:06.340 Your role, Bert, is take the money, be a retard funny.

01:12:10.580 Not so much, how can we fix society?

01:12:13.320 What's going on here?

01:12:14.280 Yeah, step off, Bert.

01:12:15.460 Step off.

01:12:16.000 I saw a funny meme that I'm going to make Richard Rapoy read.

01:12:18.900 A white person can walk past an unlocked bike, and the only thought that crosses their mind

01:12:23.340 is, wow, I hope a minority doesn't steal that.

01:12:25.780 That's so true.

01:12:26.720 When I see an unlocked bike, it's not like, ooh, I can take that, or I can just get out

01:12:31.480 right now.

01:12:32.080 No one would even know.

01:12:32.840 They can't catch me.

01:12:34.080 It's, ah, someone who doesn't look like me is going to steal that.

01:12:37.620 Yeah.

01:12:38.120 You know, I'll play devil's advocate.

01:12:39.880 There are a lot of white crackheads out there, a lot of street rats.

01:12:42.940 Yeah.

01:12:43.140 They steal bikes, too, so.

01:12:44.480 Especially in San Francisco and Los Angeles.

01:12:46.520 Yeah.

01:12:46.880 Portland.

01:12:47.960 Portland.

01:12:48.560 Come on.

01:12:48.960 Portland, that's a good point.

01:12:50.440 But a white guy, you have to be a drug addict and incredibly impoverished to do it.

01:12:54.820 That's a good point.

01:12:55.460 So that's a little caveat, I guess.

01:12:56.900 That's a major caveat.

01:12:58.260 All right.

01:12:58.600 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:13:00.280 We're moving on to uplifting gold, and we have really uplifting stuff today.

01:13:04.400 First, we have some weird foreigner clips we're going to kind of speed round through.

01:13:08.640 First is a guy getting sprayed.

01:13:10.020 All right.

01:13:17.020 All right.

01:13:19.300 It's uplifting.

01:13:20.180 He doesn't like it.

01:13:21.220 Here's another one.

01:13:28.020 That's pretty good, too.

01:13:29.420 Okay.

01:13:29.920 Thank you.

01:13:30.760 So, yeah, it's uplifting.

01:13:31.920 Okay.

01:13:32.340 It's not crime.

01:13:33.220 It's not violence.

01:13:34.460 It's funny stuff on the internet, guys.

01:13:36.440 It's ha-ha stuff.

01:13:37.080 It's the ha-ha part of the show.

01:13:38.400 Okay.

01:13:38.900 Get your ha-has ready.

01:13:40.660 We found an Indian drag queen.

01:13:46.140 And I'm assuming it's copyright music because it's Indian, but here they are, them two.

01:13:51.160 That's how they started.

01:13:52.200 She accepted me for who I was.

01:13:53.780 People would say, don't marry him.

01:13:55.360 He's bisexual.

01:13:56.480 Six months after dating, we finally tied the knot.

01:13:59.380 One year later, we were blessed with a son.

01:14:01.280 And things are going good, and then something bad.

01:14:03.440 People often laugh and call me names, but I am least bothered as a drag queen and a parent.

01:14:09.540 That's good.

01:14:10.400 No, you're messing up the kid.

01:14:11.740 That's for sure.

01:14:12.420 And they come in all shapes and sizes, too.

01:14:14.520 Even our illegal migrants have drag queens in them.

01:14:19.120 Yep.

01:14:19.880 Next is a white guy who sings Chinese.

01:14:22.240 You guys know that I love when Chinese people sing white music.

01:14:25.680 We found a white guy who sings Chinese music.

01:14:27.760 That was pretty good.

01:14:53.560 I wonder if it sounds as ridiculous to them as, like, one of their guys singing English

01:14:57.400 to us, singing Lady Gaga is to us.

01:14:59.500 I don't know.

01:15:00.280 We should find out.

01:15:01.980 All right.

01:15:02.520 Next is a clip of a minigun, I believe, or a mega machine gun.

01:15:06.520 Yeah.

01:15:06.840 I don't really know what gun this is, but...

01:15:08.560 Goes hard.

01:15:31.240 People say, oh, the U.S. dollar isn't backed by anything.

01:15:34.860 It's backed by that.

01:15:35.920 Nah, that's it, guys.

01:15:36.840 It's that.

01:15:37.380 That's what it is.

01:15:37.720 Backed by the Terminator gun.

01:15:38.940 Yeah.

01:15:39.300 It's that and a couple aircraft carriers and, you know, Tomahawk missiles.

01:15:44.840 Yep.

01:15:45.820 All right.

01:15:46.240 Next is the kid.

01:15:47.220 This is the actual uplifting stuff.

01:15:48.900 It starts now.

01:15:49.500 The kid who caught a bullfrog.

01:15:50.860 What did you catch?

01:15:51.660 A gigantic bullfrog.

01:15:53.920 Oh, my gosh.

01:15:55.220 You went in the pond and everything.

01:15:59.000 How did you catch it?

01:16:00.280 I was like, it was in one of the trees.

01:16:04.660 In a very high tree.

01:16:09.560 I mean, look at this thing.

01:16:11.520 Look at the size.

01:16:13.380 Man, it's beautiful.

01:16:14.760 You've been trying to catch one all summer.

01:16:16.420 You finally did.

01:16:17.240 Finally, my hard work paid off and now we can have, look at its legs.

01:16:23.020 Fried frog legs.

01:16:24.180 No, let's not.

01:16:26.520 He's trying to cook it.

01:16:28.480 That's nice.

01:16:29.400 Yeah.

01:16:29.780 You know you can catch bullfrogs on like a fishing pole.

01:16:32.740 Really?

01:16:33.060 You can kind of dangle something in front of their face.

01:16:34.780 They'll bite it.

01:16:35.340 They like it.

01:16:35.960 Yeah.

01:16:36.760 That's good.

01:16:37.240 That's good intel.

01:16:38.120 Yeah.

01:16:38.280 He didn't have to dive in the lake is the only reason I say that.

01:16:41.000 Yep.

01:16:41.340 All right.

01:16:41.740 Next, our last clip is the dad getting pranked by the kid.

01:16:45.120 This is my favorite clip from the whole show.

01:16:46.900 Dad, do you want to see a magic trick?

01:16:50.800 Sure.

01:16:52.540 If I throw this plate up, it won't break.

01:16:57.200 Yes, it will.

01:16:59.240 Do you believe me?

01:17:00.660 No.

01:17:01.420 Just believe me.

01:17:02.420 Watch.

01:17:03.540 Okay?

01:17:04.260 This better not break.

01:17:09.240 Shit.

01:17:09.720 It's a magic trick for you to catch it.

01:17:14.140 Why would I catch it when you just said you'd throw it up and it wouldn't break?

01:17:17.600 Well, I thought you would know that a plate would break, Dad.

01:17:22.360 The whole plate was for you to catch it so I could say,

01:17:25.400 Ha, ha, I was right.

01:17:28.820 You're supposed to catch it.

01:17:34.520 Dude.

01:17:35.100 Really, Dad?

01:17:35.960 Will you grab a broom, dude?

01:17:39.060 There's glass in my foot.

01:17:40.420 I'm bleeding.

01:17:41.040 Look at my toe.

01:17:42.420 Am I good?

01:17:44.380 Yes, you are.

01:17:45.180 But the top is just really bleeding.

01:17:47.280 You're good enough.

01:17:49.280 Oh, my God.

01:17:50.100 I'm so sorry, Dad.

01:17:51.700 I'm so sorry.

01:17:53.300 This was a bad magic trick.

01:17:55.620 Terrible.

01:17:56.940 So the trick was, he's going to throw it and the dad's going to catch it.

01:18:00.180 Then the kid's going to go, see, I told you it wouldn't break.

01:18:02.660 Then the dad just let it happen.

01:18:04.660 And it was completely blindsided.

01:18:06.540 All right.

01:18:07.200 Good clip.

01:18:08.200 Yeah.

01:18:08.680 All right.

01:18:09.300 You didn't like that one?

01:18:10.840 No, I did.

01:18:11.400 I liked it.

01:18:11.900 I liked it.

01:18:12.600 All right, good.

01:18:13.320 I just, uplifting gold, it takes me everywhere.

01:18:16.700 Here's a foreigner guy getting sprayed, a drag Indian, and it happens so,

01:18:20.160 a guy speaking Chinese.

01:18:22.080 It happens too quick for me to enjoy any single one.

01:18:24.560 So, I don't know.

01:18:26.020 I'm in a pretzel right now.

01:18:27.340 It's a very unhinged section.

01:18:28.820 It's towards the end of the show.

01:18:29.760 I'm in a pretzel.

01:18:30.480 I'm decompressing.

01:18:31.200 I don't know how to feel about it.

01:18:32.400 All right.

01:18:32.700 Well, our last thing before we tell everyone to join Bonusland,

01:18:36.200 FluckusTalks.com.

01:18:38.520 Someone tweeted that they watch the show on the TV, and it's way better.

01:18:43.220 Yeah, I'm watching the show on my phone again.

01:18:45.300 I'm never watching the show on my phone again.

01:18:47.180 Seeing all the other watchers posting the show from their TV made me want to do the same.

01:18:50.960 That's the move, guys.

01:18:52.040 It's a better viewing experience, for sure.

01:18:53.540 That is 100% the move.

01:18:55.300 And then, last but not least, someone made a Fluckus football player in a video game,

01:18:59.780 and there I am.

01:19:00.420 Here he is.

01:19:01.260 You're playing for South Carolina.

01:19:03.340 Gamecocks.

01:19:03.900 Fine with that.

01:19:04.700 Yep.

01:19:05.120 Number 19, you're an 83 overall.

01:19:08.620 Fluckus.

01:19:09.780 Last name Talks.

01:19:11.740 Looks pretty good.

01:19:12.700 It looks like you.

01:19:13.860 Yeah.

01:19:14.740 Just a little, you know.

01:19:16.560 I don't know if I'd throw like that, but.

01:19:18.020 Yeah, and you have a quicker release than that.

01:19:19.760 Yeah.

01:19:19.960 All right.

01:19:21.340 Another Fluckus Talks in the books.

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01:19:28.480 We're going to talk about a lot of good stuff.

01:19:30.640 We have really good clips.

01:19:31.860 There's also the tenant media drama where like Russia, Russian people were in charge of tenant media,

01:19:37.980 and they're trying to ensnare some right-wing commentators in that.

01:19:42.080 We're going to go over all the details and stuff like that.

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01:19:57.820 You look like Thomas Crooks.

01:19:59.340 You're crazy.

01:20:00.640 You better get out of here before you get your ass kicked.

01:20:02.820 Yeah.

01:20:03.160 Yeah.

01:20:03.220 Yeah.

01:20:03.260 Yeah.

01:20:03.320 Yeah.

01:20:03.380 Yeah.

01:20:03.760 Yeah.

01:20:03.820 Yeah.

01:20:04.260 Yeah.

01:20:04.320 Yeah.

01:20:04.380 Yeah.

01:20:04.420 Yeah.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - September 07, 2024

KAMALA'S SUPPORTERS ATTACK

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