Fleccas Talks Podcast - LAWYER BRAGS ABOUT GETTING CHARGES DROPPED FOR VIOLENT OFFENDERS

00:00:00.420 All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 329 today on the show. 0.98

00:00:07.420 We have some stupid women in politics we're going to highlight in housekeeping. 1.00

00:00:11.700 After that, we have a new Gorlock the Destroyer we have to name in Cringe of the Week. 1.00

00:00:16.140 In Cringe of the Week as well, there's a new monkey pox ravaging the men who have sex with men community. 0.94

00:00:21.640 We'll tell you about that. 0.68

00:00:23.060 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, our heroes are being killed by street rat repeat offenders.

00:00:28.840 All this and more, it's Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 329, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

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00:00:43.940 And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

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00:00:58.840 All right, one for one on the intro, as always.

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00:03:25.360 But yeah, I just wanted to tell you guys, I have a little bit of a headache.

00:03:27.940 I don't know why, but I'm not hurt.

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00:03:30.880 I'm going to do the thing.

00:03:32.040 We're still here.

00:03:32.700 We're not going to quit on you guys on President's Day, even though you guys all got the day

00:03:35.940 off.

00:03:36.800 Yeah.

00:03:36.980 I woke up, and I realized that everyone's got the day off.

00:03:39.960 Trash man didn't come. 0.99

00:03:41.320 I know. 0.99

00:03:41.940 Humiliating. 0.99

00:03:42.520 You're full trash cans out there. 0.99

00:03:43.960 Whatever.

00:03:44.300 And I'm a week behind, so I needed that to come.

00:03:46.980 Yeah.

00:03:47.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:47.980 But it's all right. 1.00

00:03:49.760 You're on some Mr. Magoo shit with the trash. 1.00

00:03:51.940 Whoa. 1.00

00:03:52.500 Running outside.

00:03:53.420 Never quite getting it.

00:03:54.700 So I hope to catch up.

00:03:56.060 Running outside in my underwear with the trash. 1.00

00:03:58.020 Tony Soprano shit. 1.00

00:03:59.100 All right. 1.00

00:04:01.060 Not good.

00:04:01.820 Yeah.

00:04:02.020 Speaking of not good, our national debt.

00:04:06.180 That's like a PragerU thing.

00:04:08.440 That's like, I want to talk to you kids about the debt.

00:04:11.780 But it is out of control.

00:04:13.880 It is really bad.

00:04:15.580 Here, you want me to read this?

00:04:16.460 If you spent $1 million per day since Jesus was born, you wouldn't even have spent $1 trillion.

00:04:22.040 The U.S. national debt is $38 trillion at this point.

00:04:25.560 It's too many.

00:04:26.520 It's too much by a lot.

00:04:27.720 And, you know, we ourselves on the show even argued for increased spending to get deportations up because we said, we don't care.

00:04:36.840 Nobody's going to fix it.

00:04:37.740 And it's this pass the buck back and forth.

00:04:39.720 And then each side forwards their agenda and doesn't reduce spending.

00:04:43.680 And then a responsible adult at some point has to stop the bleeding with his debt.

00:04:48.040 I mean, our interest payments alone. 0.99

00:04:49.940 And it got so bad that it's to the point where it's like, fuck it. 0.99

00:04:53.020 Add some more. 0.99

00:04:54.000 Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:04:55.100 And then the interest is almost going to be more than our tax income.

00:04:58.660 And then at that point, we're insolvent or like a bank would go bankrupt or need – they'd be calling Warren Buffett at 3 a.m. to bail him out.

00:05:05.600 And that's untenable.

00:05:07.700 Here's our next chart.

00:05:08.640 U.S. national debt set to rise by $2.4 trillion a year in the next 10 years.

00:05:13.300 So that gives a 2036 projection of $64 trillion.

00:05:17.960 I can't even – I don't even know what that – I can't imagine it.

00:05:22.120 What is it?

00:05:22.560 Well, it's an abstract number at that point is what I'm saying.

00:05:25.340 Yeah.

00:05:25.800 It's basically as many zeros as you can type before the calculator goes –

00:05:29.480 You fall asleep on the typewriter.

00:05:31.660 Are you really doing this map?

00:05:32.960 Yeah.

00:05:33.460 And $64 trillion is the same as $50 trillion, same as $70 trillion.

00:05:37.740 It's too much.

00:05:38.580 OK.

00:05:38.840 So what's our advice then?

00:05:40.100 Because this is out of our hands.

00:05:41.300 This is out of our political party's hands even.

00:05:43.300 I can tell you some advice.

00:05:44.020 OK.

00:05:44.380 What do you got?

00:05:44.780 I can cook a little bit.

00:05:45.620 Old Mercedes, 1997 Mercedes.

00:05:47.960 That's my specific plan.

00:05:52.340 But obviously, we need to offload this entire system, and we can't put the genie back in the bottle at this point.

00:05:57.960 It's like when you're in the movie and you have enough fuel for a one-way flight, and it's like, well, how are you going to get back?

00:06:02.940 And it's like, we're not coming back.

00:06:05.080 OK.

00:06:05.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:06.560 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:06.980 And back in the day, obviously, our system used to run off of gold.

00:06:10.280 Then it ran off of gold backed by paper.

00:06:13.200 And then it ran off of just paper.

00:06:15.300 And now there's a lot of paper that keep printing the paper.

00:06:18.180 Yes.

00:06:18.740 So we can't fix this.

00:06:20.300 It's a sinking boat.

00:06:21.420 It's not coming back.

00:06:22.800 And we need to switch the entire system and just dump it into a new system, which I think could be crypto.

00:06:29.540 OK.

00:06:29.760 Put this whole thing on the blockchain, pump and dump it one last ride. 0.99

00:06:35.620 All of it gets solved that way.

00:06:37.880 One last pump and dump. 0.97

00:06:39.460 OK.

00:06:39.920 My advice would be to dollar cost average into stocks, even if you don't like the high valuation.

00:06:45.520 Well, my advice was for the government.

00:06:47.200 OK.

00:06:47.640 Your advice is for people dealing with the government, dealing with the debt.

00:06:50.520 My advice is for the government.

00:06:51.720 Put the whole thing on the blockchain, pump this thing up, and then suck all the liquidity out, make us the bag holders, make our debt go away.

00:06:58.300 OK.

00:06:58.840 Yeah.

00:06:59.100 And I'm not even sure what you said could work.

00:07:01.080 But I would say you got to own assets of some kind because if they print the dollar or they do stuff to make our debt smaller in comparison to what we make or devalue our currency, you have to own assets or you get left behind.

00:07:13.980 Anything under the mattress in a hyperinflationary and in-debt country doesn't really keep its value.

00:07:21.200 That's a very good point.

00:07:21.820 Own some companies, I guess, and fingers crossed that we reach a crisis point and have to do something.

00:07:27.920 Or we get bailed out by, like, some sort of total world war.

00:07:31.360 What do you think about that?

00:07:32.700 That's interesting.

00:07:33.640 All right.

00:07:34.260 Well, I have one more thing I want to add to this, but I need you to assume my first point is correct.

00:07:40.220 OK.

00:07:41.220 Aliens convinced us gold was valuable.

00:07:43.620 That's the part I need you to say is true.

00:07:45.460 Sure.

00:07:46.040 Sure.

00:07:46.280 I think they're going to come back and tell us to use crypto.

00:07:50.560 And I'm calling it here now.

00:07:53.000 Aliens by June 1st.

00:07:54.860 OK.

00:07:55.380 All right.

00:07:56.220 Aliens by June 1st.

00:07:57.540 OK.

00:07:57.960 You heard it here first.

00:07:59.080 You're on the record.

00:07:59.720 You got it.

00:08:00.260 All right.

00:08:00.460 Let's get to our next section.

00:08:01.720 The thing I mentioned in the intro.

00:08:03.380 I don't think you know how the financial system works or crypto at all.

00:08:08.320 But, you know, you're optimistic.

00:08:10.000 But I could be right.

00:08:10.820 You could be right.

00:08:11.660 Yeah.

00:08:11.940 I'm not smart either.

00:08:12.800 I presented a viable option to solve an impossible problem.

00:08:17.600 Yeah.

00:08:18.040 So none of it's really going to make sense.

00:08:19.940 One last pump.

00:08:21.080 Just one last asset pump.

00:08:22.920 You know, we have the Satoshi wallet.

00:08:25.320 Maybe we add a little more.

00:08:26.820 We own 10 percent of crypto in that buying.

00:08:29.420 It sends crypto to a million Bitcoin to millions of dollars.

00:08:33.100 And then we have that.

00:08:34.540 And then it's like, all right, let's just wipe our debt and give you guys the crypto.

00:08:37.800 And then it's it's worthless.

00:08:39.500 The crypto is worthless technically.

00:08:40.960 All right.

00:08:41.380 Good for you, man.

00:08:42.080 But we protect ourselves.

00:08:43.460 At least you're dreaming.

00:08:44.520 Yeah.

00:08:44.920 All right. 1.00

00:08:45.620 Stupid women political leaders section. 1.00

00:08:47.920 This is what we mentioned in the intro. 1.00

00:08:49.140 We're going to start with Canada.

00:08:51.080 This is a Canada policewoman.

00:08:53.440 And listen to what she says when it comes to who extremists are.

00:08:56.660 Well, radicalization in general quite often will show by people isolating themselves

00:09:02.100 and changing their behavior, like changing what they're saying on a subject, like becoming more extremist.

00:09:10.320 Like and if someone, you know, was very believed in equal gender rights, but all of a sudden are leaning towards like traditional values,

00:09:22.400 then that might be a sign that they're becoming more extremist.

00:09:27.160 So that's the sign for extremism.

00:09:29.000 And this was a message from Staff Sergeant Camille.

00:09:32.580 Thank you, Staff Sergeant RCMP.

00:09:35.360 Camille.

00:09:36.060 Staff Sergeant Camille.

00:09:37.500 And that's the problem.

00:09:38.720 And I do think she believes what she's saying.

00:09:41.080 Yeah.

00:09:41.200 And that's why they put her into power because they put a woman into power and then hijacked her empathy 1.00

00:09:45.940 and then make her do stupid stuff like this. 0.99

00:09:48.520 But if it was a man, other men would go, what are you talking about? 1.00

00:09:51.120 Yeah.

00:09:51.540 And then this is coming off the heels of a trans mass shooter in Canada.

00:09:56.700 And then the only thing, this woman, she's kind of stumbling over her words.

00:10:01.100 And the only thing she can think about is going back to more traditional gender roles is the extreme thing. 1.00

00:10:06.340 It's like, I don't know.

00:10:07.900 What about the weird porn subreddits? 0.91

00:10:10.560 And what about all the weird trans online stuff? 1.00

00:10:13.440 That all came up recently too.

00:10:15.020 They keep coming back to this picture of like a guy who's right wing in his basement.

00:10:19.860 And then she's totally ignoring what just happened in Canada.

00:10:23.440 A trans freak on hormones, SSRIs probably. 1.00

00:10:26.840 And a whole lot of weird internet community. 0.73

00:10:29.420 That's very true.

00:10:30.480 Which, I mean, if you're going to talk about extremism, we can talk about it.

00:10:34.620 But when it's the one side talking about extremism and they're talking about the opposite side of them,

00:10:39.800 that's who the extremist is.

00:10:41.400 Like, it's the same thing.

00:10:42.440 If I was the RCMP, I'd be like, trans. 1.00

00:10:44.580 These trans freaks, you got to get them. 1.00

00:10:46.840 Like, they're crazy. 1.00

00:10:48.000 They're plotting. 0.99

00:10:48.620 Every trans is on a list. 0.99

00:10:49.860 And you wouldn't listen to me.

00:10:51.580 So why do we listen to her on the other side of it? 0.53

00:10:54.100 You know?

00:10:54.480 Like, we can have an adult discussion.

00:10:55.980 Yeah, there's some crazies on both sides. 0.95

00:10:58.260 But to go the traditional gender route is so crazy. 1.00

00:11:01.040 Especially on the heels of this trans mass shooting.

00:11:04.340 And then what she's basically doing is she's putting herself on the same side as the trans person.

00:11:09.640 Because the trans person also thinks that traditional values and traditional gender roles is extremism. 0.61

00:11:15.100 So, like, that police officer is basically saying, oh, we agree with the trans people.

00:11:19.540 The problem isn't the trans people. 1.00

00:11:21.080 It's people with traditional values.

00:11:23.120 And then traditional being extremism, that doesn't even work word-wise.

00:11:28.520 Because traditional means, like, what?

00:11:30.100 The thing that's been working for thousands of years.

00:11:32.440 And that's extreme, even though it's been going for thousands.

00:11:35.640 It's almost like a contradiction.

00:11:36.920 Yeah.

00:11:37.220 It's an oxymoron for sure.

00:11:38.780 Extreme traditionalism.

00:11:40.180 It's like, what?

00:11:40.520 I don't think she's even thinking through her words.

00:11:44.220 But, yeah, to have an honest conversation about this, we can.

00:11:48.900 But there's always this imaginary enemy.

00:11:51.200 And you see it with some sort of some of the GOP on the right.

00:11:56.080 There's an imaginary 30-year-old living in his mom's basement.

00:11:59.380 And he's on welfare.

00:12:00.500 And all he does is play video games.

00:12:01.940 And he's going to do a shooting.

00:12:03.520 And you're like, how many of those are there, really?

00:12:06.580 Um, there, it's like imaginary person scapegoating, almost.

00:12:11.380 And it's like, we just had a pretty mass shooting.

00:12:13.080 And you're getting on the news to talk about, what?

00:12:15.120 A guy who thinks women shouldn't vote?

00:12:17.540 Because if only women voted, Hillary would have won 372 electoral votes. 1.00

00:12:21.880 Like, it's not that crazy to say that, right?

00:12:24.740 It's not that crazy.

00:12:26.020 Oh, that's good.

00:12:27.220 All right.

00:12:27.680 We have a meme, too, that sums up what's going on and how much things have changed over the years.

00:12:32.780 Yeah.

00:12:32.940 It's that standard meme where right, center, and left.

00:12:35.700 And then over the years, the left has gone leftward.

00:12:37.740 And we put her saying, traditional gender roles, you've moved, you've changed, right?

00:12:43.120 When she's going crazy to the left.

00:12:44.640 All right.

00:12:44.900 Our next story, there was a hearing where we did a hearing for a woman in Finland who's the MP.

00:12:51.840 And she was criminally prosecuted for posting a Bible verse.

00:12:55.680 Yeah, Pavi Rossinen, MP in Finland, has been dragged through the courts for six years because she tweeted a Bible verse.

00:13:03.160 She was acquitted twice, but prosecutors won't drop it.

00:13:06.380 She was criminally prosecuted for tweeting a picture of a Bible verse, Romans 1, to the leadership of the Evangelical Lutheran Church, asking why they were sponsoring a Pride event, right?

00:13:15.220 What Bible verse did you post that caused you to be criminally prosecuted?

00:13:21.540 Thank you.

00:13:24.180 It was from the book of Romans, first chapter, and verses 24 to 27.

00:13:31.060 Okay.

00:13:31.700 And could you help me know why you chose that particular passage to post?

00:13:37.720 The Apostle Paul teaches in these verses about the marriage and about the same-sex relationships, and he defines them as sinful and shameful.

00:13:52.660 So there you go.

00:13:53.800 That's another example of traditional values is extremism.

00:13:57.420 Yeah.

00:13:57.760 Being prosecuted for posting something in the Bible.

00:14:00.460 Which is like 2,000 years old.

00:14:01.720 Yeah.

00:14:02.160 And then you're – so going back, you're an extremist if your traditional gender roles, and then you're going to go to jail or we're going to try or make you go through the court for Bible verses. 0.71

00:14:11.540 It's like, what's going on here?

00:14:13.020 Is something moving?

00:14:14.700 Because we've all believed this stuff for a really long time.

00:14:17.800 Barack Obama.

00:14:19.400 You know what happened to him.

00:14:20.740 You know what he did.

00:14:21.440 He used to be against gay marriage up until like his second term.

00:14:24.540 He had to.

00:14:25.620 He had to to get elected.

00:14:27.240 And that was like our lifetime, obviously, like 25 years ago or less than 20 years ago.

00:14:34.240 And he gets a real good pass for that.

00:14:36.120 Nobody presses him on that, right?

00:14:37.820 We should bring him in front of the tribunal.

00:14:39.500 But I know.

00:14:40.580 And that's what happens when you think about gender roles or if you post Bible verses. 1.00

00:14:45.540 This is who's running the game now, right?

00:14:47.500 Exactly.

00:14:48.140 People who are going to attack that and like boa constrict you and suffocate you on that.

00:14:52.020 Very true.

00:14:52.560 All right. 1.00

00:14:53.060 Our next clip of stupid women political leaders. 1.00

00:14:55.640 AOC got asked about Taiwan and China. 1.00

00:14:58.600 And to all of you, and Congressman, I'll start with you.

00:15:01.480 Would and should the U.S. actually commit U.S. troops to defend Taiwan if China were to move?

00:15:08.380 You know, I think that this is such a, you know, I think that this is a, this is, of course, a very longstanding policy of the United States.

00:15:29.280 And I think what we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to that point.

00:15:36.500 And we want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic research.

00:15:42.500 So she doesn't say anything.

00:15:43.660 Yeah.

00:15:43.860 And I think she's confused because neither Taiwan or China has white people.

00:15:48.740 So she doesn't know who the bad guy is.

00:15:50.460 That's true.

00:15:51.040 Yeah.

00:15:51.460 So it's kind of like, oh, man, this was.

00:15:53.720 I'm waiting to be educated.

00:15:55.200 You know, some leftist statement like that.

00:15:57.340 But all she had to do was say, you know, I'm a congressman for blah, blah, blah district in New York.

00:16:02.820 My concern is America.

00:16:03.940 I would rather talk about American policy rather than war, potential wars overseas.

00:16:08.760 Like, there you go.

00:16:09.740 Yeah.

00:16:09.980 I don't want to.

00:16:10.520 I don't feel like answering that.

00:16:11.500 Let's focus on.

00:16:12.180 I have questions.

00:16:13.220 Do you want to answer, ask questions about America?

00:16:14.880 I'll answer those.

00:16:15.960 Yeah.

00:16:16.580 Imagine going, hey, if you want to ask questions of America, I'll answer those at the foreign policy Munich security conference.

00:16:27.340 I don't know what she's even doing there. 0.98

00:16:28.680 I know.

00:16:29.200 I agree.

00:16:29.720 I agree.

00:16:30.280 And there's this funny thing that, I mean, obviously, it's a bad answer.

00:16:33.320 It's a stuttering answer.

00:16:35.060 But there's this piece where, like, AOC is almost trying to answer a question so that an average voter will 100% agree with her.

00:16:46.680 Right.

00:16:47.240 And Trump, on the other hand, will do something like, if you touch Taiwan, we'll send everything at you.

00:16:52.980 Right.

00:16:53.500 And then, like, everybody, all of his voters are like, whoa, I don't want to get involved into a Taiwan thing. 0.97

00:16:58.200 But it's like, that's just to get everybody to cool off and back off.

00:17:01.380 Right.

00:17:01.860 It's not the actual policy.

00:17:03.140 And then she's trying to come up with, like, a word salad that, like, a leftist who has, like, a sickle and hammer on their bookcase in Brooklyn will relate to, right?

00:17:12.420 That's exactly right.

00:17:13.780 Yeah.

00:17:14.200 Can we talk about America at the Berlin Foreign Policy Institute?

00:17:18.500 Why are you there?

00:17:19.320 Why am I here?

00:17:20.160 That's what I was saying.

00:17:20.940 Well, you know, what am I doing here?

00:17:21.880 You're a congressman, right?

00:17:22.760 I'm not from New York.

00:17:23.440 What am I doing here?

00:17:24.160 Yeah.

00:17:24.800 All right.

00:17:25.120 Next, we have an embarrassing clip from Peggy.

00:17:26.780 She takes off the mic.

00:17:27.820 It just walks out.

00:17:28.700 Like, I'm done.

00:17:30.000 We have an embarrassing clip here from Peggy Flanagan.

00:17:33.000 Who's what?

00:17:34.000 Lieutenant Governor.

00:17:36.020 Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota.

00:17:37.320 Minnesota, yes.

00:17:38.320 My Ojibwe name is Gijiwebodemoque, which means speaks in a loud and clear voice woman.

00:17:46.760 And I am so grateful for my community.

00:17:50.080 And, you know, I am a member of the White Earth Nation, which is the largest tribe in Minnesota.

00:17:56.040 It's another example of a woman whose empathy was hijacked. 0.95

00:17:59.460 And they, like, direct her into the direction of, like, babysitting the third worlders and giving them everything and convincing her that white people are bad. 1.00

00:18:06.420 Okay, here's your email job. 0.90

00:18:08.420 You've been assigned to the white nation. 0.96

00:18:10.920 Let's give you a name.

00:18:12.240 You know, it's fun.

00:18:13.660 Give me the competitive away.

00:18:15.440 Voiced loud speaks woman. 1.00

00:18:16.800 And she does this bit everywhere. 1.00

00:18:18.720 She goes like, we've covered her doing this,

00:18:20.740 saying her native name and then telling people what it is.

00:18:23.360 And then I guess the girl from Broad City is into politics now. 0.98

00:18:26.360 The New York comedian girl.

00:18:27.700 And she was like, try not to laugh, I think.

00:18:29.560 I think there's something.

00:18:30.460 And there was a thing too,

00:18:31.620 where like if you were going to do an SNL skit of this,

00:18:34.400 you would make it like, oh, here's your obscure,

00:18:38.080 really long, hard to pronounce Native American name.

00:18:41.280 But your real name is Peggy Flanagan.

00:18:43.640 Yeah.

00:18:43.960 It's like almost two on the nose.

00:18:45.920 It's like a bit.

00:18:46.860 It is.

00:18:47.620 It's sad.

00:18:48.280 But I'm sure she'll keep pulling this out, man.

00:18:50.920 She likes it.

00:18:51.840 Yeah, she does.

00:18:52.560 She fell for it.

00:18:52.960 Yeah, big time. 1.00

00:18:54.060 And we have our own stupid ladies in politics as well. 1.00

00:18:58.160 We have a clip here from Lady G, Lindsey Graham, 1.00

00:19:01.360 on his recent visit to Israel.

00:19:03.580 Listen to what he says about how often he goes to Israel.

00:19:06.140 You ready?

00:19:07.260 Thumbs up back there.

00:19:09.000 Thumbs up from everybody.

00:19:10.220 Okay.

00:19:11.100 Well, I'm Senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina.

00:19:15.240 I'm back.

00:19:16.800 I come here every two weeks where I need to or not.

00:19:20.140 So why did I come this time?

00:19:22.360 To put a fine point of where we're at as a world regarding the Iranian regime.

00:19:27.800 He goes to Israel every two weeks, and he's a senator from South Carolina.

00:19:31.540 The senator from South Carolina.

00:19:34.000 Every two weeks.

00:19:35.420 What are we here to talk about?

00:19:36.920 Iran. 0.99

00:19:37.960 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:19:40.060 Run the debt up. 0.99

00:19:41.340 Run the debt up.

00:19:41.980 Just burn this. 0.90

00:19:42.860 These guys all have to get fired or something, man. 0.95

00:19:44.880 I'm convinced, and this is my personal opinion.

00:19:47.240 It's not even alleged.

00:19:48.280 It's just what I'm guessing. 1.00

00:19:50.060 But I'm assuming he goes over there and probably does some gay shit, which they arrange for him. 1.00

00:19:55.240 And then they probably film it and then blackmail him. 1.00

00:19:58.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:58.620 Allegedly.

00:19:59.560 And then he probably keeps going back.

00:20:02.560 Yeah.

00:20:03.080 He goes, all right, we got the film on Lindsey Graham.

00:20:05.040 Like, he's ours.

00:20:05.860 He's in our pocket forever.

00:20:07.380 And he probably goes back.

00:20:07.960 He keeps giving him new film.

00:20:09.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:09.400 He keeps putting shit on tape. 0.99

00:20:10.480 He keeps going back like, oh, let's hang out with that guy David again. 0.99

00:20:13.200 Oh, where's Charles?

00:20:14.380 I liked him. 1.00

00:20:15.100 And then it's like, all right, you got to keep giving him, like, these gay hookers. 1.00

00:20:18.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:18.560 And we'll keep filming it.

00:20:19.820 But, like, they already got this.

00:20:21.060 We're running out of tape.

00:20:22.040 We already got the shot. 1.00

00:20:23.360 We have two terabytes of gay Lindsey Graham shit. 1.00

00:20:25.060 We already got the shot. 1.00

00:20:26.260 He just really likes doing it.

00:20:28.260 And he keeps doing it.

00:20:29.560 And he's already blackmailed, so he might as well.

00:20:31.640 That's my theory, and it's all alleged.

00:20:33.460 Of course.

00:20:34.520 And this is a joke.

00:20:35.780 But what else could it be?

00:20:37.640 Why else would he go there every two weeks?

00:20:39.900 That guy from South Carolina.

00:20:41.520 It's like, you know, getting honey potted has such a negative connotation.

00:20:46.100 It's actually a lot of fun.

00:20:47.280 Sometimes you like it.

00:20:48.280 You get a bunch of drinks.

00:20:49.700 A hot guy shows up.

00:20:51.360 They put me in the presidential suite.

00:20:52.820 They go in the presidential suite with the hot guy.

00:20:54.720 So what if there's cameras?

00:20:56.240 Oh, man.

00:20:57.100 That's not good.

00:20:58.160 But, you know, that's what we're dealing with.

00:20:59.820 Yeah, kind of is.

00:21:00.500 Lindsey Graham goes to Israel every two weeks.

00:21:02.960 What?

00:21:03.580 Allegedly.

00:21:04.400 Allegedly.

00:21:05.180 All right.

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00:23:06.200 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:23:07.640 It happened a few days ago.

00:23:09.360 There was a woman who got fired from her HGTV job because she accidentally dropped the

00:23:14.280 N-bomb on one of the shoots.

00:23:15.820 She kind of realized it's over.

00:23:40.020 Send this lady 500 grand. 1.00

00:23:41.400 Yeah, where's her GoFundMe, right? 0.99

00:23:43.880 Or what's the one that we're allowed to use?

00:23:45.820 Sometimes I forget.

00:23:46.800 Give, send, go.

00:23:47.500 Yeah.

00:23:47.840 We're allowed to use that one.

00:23:48.780 I was going to say, go send me.

00:23:50.240 Give, send, go, we can use.

00:23:52.180 So she got fired for that. 0.99

00:23:54.200 And this is what I want to extrapolate on.

00:23:57.260 If she slipped during the HGTV TV show shooting, she's using it a lot in her personal life. 1.00

00:24:04.500 Yeah, the shit she says in private. 1.00

00:24:06.300 Like, we're not here to say, oh, you know, it's one slip. 1.00

00:24:09.960 Don't let it ruin her career.

00:24:10.820 She's hammering it. 0.80

00:24:12.100 Yeah.

00:24:12.380 Oh, that came out of nowhere.

00:24:13.720 Yeah.

00:24:14.600 You have all different iterations of it.

00:24:16.780 Yeah.

00:24:17.020 Fart N-word.

00:24:18.080 IGDA, hard R, probably even weird, like, old Southern phrases for them that fell out

00:24:25.380 of style.

00:24:26.100 Yeah.

00:24:26.560 She hammers everything. 0.95

00:24:27.780 Yeah.

00:24:28.100 So that's pretty good.

00:24:29.460 I'm not mad at her.

00:24:30.640 I think it's funny.

00:24:31.360 And it's a shame she got fired. 1.00

00:24:32.800 And whoever leaked it from HGTV is a rat. 0.99

00:24:35.240 Yeah. 0.94

00:24:35.360 She said, hey, can we cut that?

00:24:37.100 Yeah.

00:24:37.560 You can cut that.

00:24:38.300 You dump the footage and you cut that little part out.

00:24:40.940 You weren't going to use it for the show anyway.

00:24:43.120 Yeah.

00:24:43.360 And if you're on the show, like, that's the thing. 1.00

00:24:45.660 Some little producer rat fucked her. 1.00

00:24:47.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:47.660 A producer who got fired or let go or something.

00:24:49.620 Or, like, likes ice.

00:24:50.780 Yeah.

00:24:51.220 Who, uh...

00:24:52.080 Or doesn't like ice.

00:24:52.980 Because the whole thing is, if your on-air talent is the lady, like, you work because 0.99

00:24:57.140 of her, all the cameramen and stuff.

00:24:59.000 And so she's hammering it.

00:25:00.160 So what?

00:25:01.400 What's the big deal?

00:25:03.540 Come on.

00:25:05.180 When nobody needs a GoFundMe or a new job, then we know we've healed as a nation, I think.

00:25:12.220 Yeah.

00:25:12.540 And we've come a long way. 0.95

00:25:13.980 Like, gay is used again. 0.98

00:25:16.380 Retarded is... 1.00

00:25:17.100 Democrats use gay as an insult. 0.99

00:25:19.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:19.240 And then Trump used retarded. 0.99

00:25:21.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:25:21.340 That was great.

00:25:22.280 I think I saw Ben Shapiro call somebody retarded recently. 0.63

00:25:24.840 So the N-word is the final frontier.

00:25:26.460 Okay.

00:25:26.960 We're working on it.

00:25:27.800 We're working on it.

00:25:28.540 We're doing our part.

00:25:29.380 Are you?

00:25:29.900 Yeah.

00:25:30.760 Let us know.

00:25:31.160 I'm hammering it in the comments.

00:25:34.620 I'm just kidding.

00:25:35.520 Let's check in on Minneapolis.

00:25:37.580 Only a couple clips here because it's kind of dying down.

00:25:40.460 But this first one I thought was very interesting.

00:25:42.260 It was a Transantifa song.

00:25:44.600 You come for my neighbors.

00:25:46.680 You don't have to come for me.

00:25:48.860 If you come for my neighbors.

00:25:51.160 You will have to come for me.

00:25:53.480 If you come for my neighbors.

00:25:55.980 You will have to come for me.

00:25:58.180 If you come for my neighbors.

00:26:00.720 You will have to come for me. 0.86

00:26:02.820 Because there ain't no room for fascists in our community. 0.83

00:26:07.420 Because there ain't no room for fascists in our community. 0.83

00:26:11.240 You don't realize how acceptable your terms are.

00:26:16.640 Yeah.

00:26:17.520 It's like that's what the certain people on the right like, all right.

00:26:20.500 Yeah.

00:26:20.700 That's what they wanted to hear.

00:26:21.800 Yeah.

00:26:22.320 You have to come through me.

00:26:23.140 It's like, all right.

00:26:23.800 Go.

00:26:24.320 All missions go.

00:26:25.460 They agreed to it.

00:26:26.500 We're in.

00:26:27.040 Yeah.

00:26:27.420 These guys are what?

00:26:28.260 Opening for Green Day now?

00:26:29.960 Probably.

00:26:30.560 You heard that?

00:26:31.020 Yeah.

00:26:32.120 I'm just kidding.

00:26:33.000 But my favorite is this visible man with the like Pakistan scarf. 0.98

00:26:37.220 And then he's got like the three quarter length girls north face. 1.00

00:26:41.240 This guy just has fucking fun, man. 0.98

00:26:43.920 These people really have fun in their own world, huh? 1.00

00:26:46.540 And obviously they're delusional.

00:26:48.320 The man thinks he's a woman.

00:26:50.040 That's part of it. 0.97

00:26:51.020 And then, you know, wearing the scarf for the Muslims when they hate you. 0.89

00:26:56.220 That's another thing.

00:26:57.020 And then also basically challenging like the gun toting right wing.

00:27:01.100 Yeah.

00:27:02.080 Delusional again.

00:27:03.040 The first movers of the good old boys movement.

00:27:06.280 It's who you want to challenge.

00:27:07.800 You got to come through me. 0.93

00:27:08.620 Do you have a guitar and a bunch of like fat ladies behind you? 1.00

00:27:12.340 Yeah. 0.98

00:27:12.520 That guitar will be animal house smashed on you if you even move an inch.

00:27:17.520 So that's kind of funny to me.

00:27:19.340 Yeah.

00:27:19.700 I like how delusionally optimistic they are.

00:27:23.520 For sure.

00:27:24.100 For sure.

00:27:24.420 It's kind of impressive.

00:27:26.240 I'm not thinking anything's going to come from it.

00:27:29.080 Obviously, no one will go do anything.

00:27:30.680 No, of course not.

00:27:31.560 Yeah.

00:27:31.880 We have another clip.

00:27:32.880 Uh, we've covered this type of thing in the past where a bunch of ladies go to interfere 1.00

00:27:38.600 with an ICE arrest and then they find out who they're protecting, which illegal.

00:27:43.180 Uh, this one was pretty bad.

00:27:44.400 How does it feel to be a race traitor? 0.98

00:27:48.440 You know, we were trying to get a child molester, right? 0.99

00:27:51.740 No, you weren't.

00:27:52.500 Yes, we were.

00:27:53.000 How would you know?

00:27:54.080 Because it was a woman you talked to.

00:27:55.940 His wife.

00:27:56.380 And then his play came back as murder. 0.94

00:28:00.240 I was going to say, calling someone a race traitor. 0.53

00:28:02.220 You guys don't care. 0.97

00:28:02.960 I hope you realize that is the most racist thing you can say as a white woman. 0.97

00:28:06.680 Of course.

00:28:07.300 It is.

00:28:07.820 So, you know, um, this isn't a good look for you.

00:28:11.260 You think I care about my look.

00:28:13.620 No.

00:28:13.780 Oh, no, no.

00:28:14.220 Trust me.

00:28:14.580 When you guys are.

00:28:15.100 It is evident by how you look, you don't care.

00:28:17.060 We get that.

00:28:17.660 Trust me.

00:28:18.020 No, that's all I'm saying.

00:28:18.640 I'm just saying this, trying to be a social warrior.

00:28:21.240 If you actually cared, you probably would care about the child who got raped and also

00:28:24.840 the person who got murdered by the person that we were looking for.

00:28:27.140 But see, you don't care.

00:28:27.960 No, I don't care because you guys try.

00:28:30.060 Thank you.

00:28:30.460 Thank you.

00:28:30.900 You just try to detain legal immigrants. 1.00

00:28:33.520 None of you actually give a shit. 0.99

00:28:35.020 Really? 1.00

00:28:35.120 If you were here to get illegal, violent immigrants off the street, that would be fine. 1.00

00:28:40.440 Gay fed? 0.99

00:28:41.900 Yeah. 0.96

00:28:42.480 You don't argue with him on that level.

00:28:44.640 I think he was just a little, he's not gay, but I think he was a little like, I'm going 1.00

00:28:48.260 to argue with this woman instead of just like laying out the facts. 0.89

00:28:51.660 So what do they say about wrestling pigs in mud? 0.99

00:28:55.920 Like you both get dirty and the pig likes it. 0.74

00:28:58.360 You don't really have to engage. 1.00

00:28:59.480 You just say, you're defending child rapist. 0.97

00:29:01.780 You do something like that as opposed to like, you're actually racist now. 0.99

00:29:06.480 Yeah, that's pretty true.

00:29:07.360 You don't argue with them like that, right?

00:29:08.820 But that was, that was good.

00:29:10.720 I like when it's very blatant.

00:29:12.360 Like you're defending this guy.

00:29:13.900 You're trying to stop us from arresting him. 1.00

00:29:15.560 This guy is a child predator. 0.95

00:29:18.480 What does that make you? 0.97

00:29:19.260 Yeah, and we've been talking about that oppositional defiant disorder for a really long time.

00:29:25.220 And we've been applying it to blacks in the urban community when they're on speakerphone 0.97

00:29:29.880 and they refuse to listen to a white person who corrects their behavior.

00:29:33.720 And it's the same thing here. 0.98

00:29:34.840 You got told there was a child rapist and a murderer and you go, I'm still going to hassle 0.79

00:29:39.960 you, right? 0.95

00:29:41.000 Like I'm on the opposite side of you no matter what.

00:29:43.120 No, no, no, no, no.

00:29:43.740 I'm not listening, even though you just got laid out the facts that these guys are clearly

00:29:47.360 doing something for like the worst of the worst, right?

00:29:50.140 Yeah, very true.

00:29:51.560 Let's move on to our broader migrant section.

00:29:54.920 We want to talk about this first story about more Medicaid fraud.

00:29:59.160 There's like a Doge type program happening where they're doing open source for all the

00:30:03.240 Medicaid fraud.

00:30:04.160 Yeah, this got released, I think, last Friday.

00:30:07.160 $1 trillion in Medicaid provider spending data was released on opendata.hhs.gov.

00:30:13.740 Public should know how its money is spent.

00:30:16.300 And so a lot of the right wing internet autists started hammering the data and, you know, putting

00:30:23.780 it, slicing it, whatever, putting it into visualization and finding obvious scammers.

00:30:30.980 And I just want to preface this, like Medicaid is the biggest bleed.

00:30:35.260 It's the biggest bleeding wound that we've had.

00:30:37.700 I remember us doing coverage of Medicaid fraud happening in Miami, news coverage, right?

00:30:45.900 Like from, you know, the local Fox, whatever.

00:30:48.700 And they're going to the places, they're empty storefronts.

00:30:52.140 There's a phone that just rings and rings.

00:30:53.900 There's no hours.

00:30:54.960 So this has been like the scammers paradise in America for a very long time before foreigners 1.00

00:31:00.240 got in on this scam.

00:31:01.380 Um, so just some context there.

00:31:04.780 Here's one example.

00:31:06.160 A sole proprietor operating a van in rural New Mexico billing $76 million over seven years

00:31:12.780 is beyond physically impossible.

00:31:15.200 1,000 claims per workday.

00:31:17.800 This is the highest dollar individual provider in the entire data set.

00:31:21.520 And they get caught.

00:31:22.440 We got burned.

00:31:23.540 Dump the van.

00:31:24.260 And so like, what do you call it when the glaring red flags have always been there,

00:31:33.500 but nobody ever checks, nobody ever looks, right?

00:31:37.180 Um, so I don't know.

00:31:38.440 I, I'm not, we're not going to get too much into the data itself.

00:31:41.980 People are going through it online.

00:31:43.520 The guy who made the, uh, I think his name is Beaver on Twitter.

00:31:47.100 He's the one who made peace and quiet where you could search by the urban names and, and

00:31:51.360 section eight housing and figure out if you lived in a nice neighborhood or not.

00:31:54.260 I think guys like that were going through it, but there, it's so frustrating because look

00:32:00.560 at how much we start this whole episode off with how much debt we are and we're just bleeding

00:32:05.320 money out of every orifice and nobody even checks every orifice of van, a van, every orifice.

00:32:15.960 Well, we're going to get to that and cringe, which orifice the new monkey boys are getting 0.98

00:32:20.900 into.

00:32:21.360 All right.

00:32:21.680 Next, we have some interesting stats.

00:32:23.520 The first is about Indians and how many Indians are here.

00:32:26.920 And I thought this was very insightful.

00:32:28.640 5.16 to 6.2 million Indians live in the United States, a larger population than that of 14

00:32:34.360 of India's own states and territories.

00:32:37.140 $38 billion in remittances flowed to India from the U.S. in 2025.

00:32:41.320 Meanwhile, American tech grads struggle to find work while companies import more H1Bs.

00:32:46.520 So five to six million Indians live here in the U.S.

00:32:48.980 That's a lot.

00:32:50.440 I wanted you guys to have that number for your own reference for when you meet someone

00:32:54.320 at a bar and you need something to talk about.

00:32:56.100 Hey, do you know between 5.16 and 6.2 million?

00:32:59.420 That seems low and that's scary.

00:33:01.640 I think that number actually might be almost out of date or something because have you seen

00:33:06.320 Texas?

00:33:06.880 Have you seen Canada?

00:33:07.580 Canada, like the scary part of the Indian migration is we're only at the tippy tip of 1.00

00:33:13.860 the spear.

00:33:14.800 So like it could get so much worse.

00:33:17.000 I think it is worse.

00:33:17.760 And then longer people stay here and then they have kids and they're probably not counted

00:33:20.820 in that.

00:33:22.480 Bring grandma in, you know?

00:33:23.800 Yeah.

00:33:24.180 You slowly work to get everybody home.

00:33:25.840 And then last episode, we mentioned Nicaragua.

00:33:28.960 And then do you remember the percentage?

00:33:30.340 Was it 17%?

00:33:31.360 12.

00:33:31.640 12% of Nicaragua lives in America.

00:33:33.980 And that was absurd.

00:33:35.200 I thought that was crazy.

00:33:36.260 Obviously, we told you guys about it.

00:33:38.080 We have another stat about Mexico that's even worse.

00:33:41.320 23% of all Mexicans live in the United States, 39 million.

00:33:45.960 There were barely 4 million Mexicans in the US in 1960.

00:33:49.940 Remittances from the US to Mexico, top 64 billion, 9.3 billion coming from Texas and 21

00:33:55.780 billion coming from California.

00:33:57.900 Yeah.

00:33:58.040 23% of all Mexicans live in America.

00:34:01.980 Why would we ever need that?

00:34:03.240 That's like one in four.

00:34:04.840 That's one in four.

00:34:06.380 That's like a dentist survey.

00:34:07.760 That's the dentist who doesn't recommend Colgate or whatever.

00:34:10.600 Right?

00:34:11.540 That's too many.

00:34:12.340 That's a lot too many.

00:34:13.740 It's 23%.

00:34:15.020 That's like, that's it.

00:34:16.900 Yeah.

00:34:17.440 And obviously, mass migration was done on purpose to destabilize and control the West.

00:34:22.480 We all know that.

00:34:23.320 And now we're getting gaslit by Hillary Clinton and others like her, people who are part of 0.99

00:34:29.260 that process of bringing in all these third worlders. 1.00

00:34:31.840 Listen to what she said at a recent thing.

00:34:33.880 I think we need to call it for what it is.

00:34:35.960 There is a legitimate reason to have a debate about things like migration.

00:34:42.140 It went too far.

00:34:43.420 It's been disruptive and destabilizing.

00:34:46.600 And it needs to be fixed in a humane way with secure borders that don't torture and kill

00:34:52.640 people.

00:34:53.440 So now she's saying it went too far.

00:34:55.960 And that's interesting because we told everybody, hey, this is going to go too far.

00:35:01.680 This is going to be so bad.

00:35:03.260 We're going to get flooded with third worlders. 1.00

00:35:05.040 They're going to destabilize the West.

00:35:06.660 They're going to use them to vote.

00:35:08.000 We're never going to win another election again and give everyone amnesty.

00:35:10.220 It's going to be horrible.

00:35:11.180 We like called that and got it exactly right.

00:35:14.180 And now she's saying, well, I guess that did go too far.

00:35:17.560 We got to do this now.

00:35:19.200 We have to be humane about it now.

00:35:20.920 Yeah.

00:35:21.200 The person who was dead wrong is now trying to put the guardrails on.

00:35:24.800 So we don't need to listen to you.

00:35:26.500 You already blew yourself up.

00:35:28.440 Okay.

00:35:28.740 I'll admit I was wrong.

00:35:30.080 But my new plan, it's like a gambler who's always like, he's one bed away from like making

00:35:35.700 it back or something.

00:35:36.800 Getting out of debt.

00:35:37.960 She's always got a new idea.

00:35:39.520 Shouldn't you just retire?

00:35:40.720 Or isn't Bill like, you know, on his way out?

00:35:44.700 Go to Nantucket.

00:35:46.460 Like, I don't know.

00:35:47.680 Maybe she's just so power hungry. 1.00

00:35:49.120 It's a different type of motivation I can't relate to.

00:35:51.240 Or maybe she made a deal and she's like, she made like a debt, a blood oath.

00:35:57.280 A Lindsey Graham honeypot thing where she just keeps hammering back.

00:36:01.940 We need you back out there.

00:36:03.180 And it's like, oh, I just want to go to Nantucket.

00:36:04.900 I just want to go to, I just want to go to Queechee, Vermont.

00:36:07.220 Okay.

00:36:07.500 So she, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

00:36:09.360 So she's reluctant to do it.

00:36:10.660 Lindsey Graham likes it.

00:36:12.500 I gotcha.

00:36:13.380 Hey, let's do another one of those honeypots. 1.00

00:36:15.160 You guys, honeypots, I'm coming in two weeks.

00:36:16.940 I already booked my flight.

00:36:17.940 It's like, boss, he's calling it a honeypot.

00:36:19.800 He knows what we're doing to him, but he likes it.

00:36:24.960 Oh, man.

00:36:25.660 So while we babysit third worlders here in the most advanced country in the world, this 1.00

00:36:30.840 is what China's teaching their next generation.

00:36:32.980 They're doing Kung Fu kicks with their hands in their pockets. 1.00

00:36:38.460 Holy shit. 1.00

00:36:39.440 I don't think one American child can do this. 1.00

00:36:42.160 Eh.

00:36:43.000 Some.

00:36:43.700 We still have American Ninja Warrior and stuff.

00:36:45.580 We got our headers, but there's fewer for sure.

00:36:48.940 This is every kid in the class.

00:36:52.660 That's a good move.

00:36:54.020 Isn't that crazy?

00:36:54.860 Yeah.

00:36:55.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:56.040 And that's what they teach the kids.

00:36:57.340 And here we teach the kids like, oh, you could be a girl if you want.

00:37:00.520 Yep.

00:37:01.080 Yep.

00:37:01.760 Isn't that embarrassing?

00:37:02.780 It is.

00:37:03.300 It is.

00:37:03.980 All right.

00:37:04.440 This is in our migrant section.

00:37:06.140 We've mentioned the Laos migrants that come here.

00:37:09.580 Some of them were arrested in Minneapolis.

00:37:11.380 Yeah.

00:37:11.740 We're surprised by how many Laotian criminals were in Minneapolis. 1.00

00:37:15.140 It was kind of shocking to us.

00:37:17.000 And, you know, Laos, it's a small landlocked country in Asia.

00:37:21.920 Not much.

00:37:22.720 Not much industry there.

00:37:24.400 No, nothing about it.

00:37:25.420 Yeah.

00:37:25.720 I know very little.

00:37:26.640 He knows landlocked.

00:37:27.740 That's pretty good.

00:37:28.680 Yeah.

00:37:28.940 They have no ports.

00:37:30.240 They have no water.

00:37:32.120 No water.

00:37:32.320 So what can you do if you have no water, right?

00:37:34.000 You're basically a vassal state for some bigger country.

00:37:36.660 But we figured out what they were up to from this context.

00:37:40.420 And it says 70% of Laos's economy is cyber scams.

00:37:46.260 And so you can see there, and this has other countries too, Myanmar, Cambodia, Laos, but

00:37:53.680 they all have very huge cyber fraud and $10.9 billion in cyber scam revenue from Laos, and 0.85

00:38:01.940 their GDP is only $15.8 billion.

00:38:04.040 So that's 68.5% of GDP.

00:38:06.800 And, you know, we've obviously been blaming a lot of Indians for their scamming. 1.00

00:38:12.640 Their accents are so easy to spot and all that. 0.99

00:38:15.600 But if 70% of your GDP comes from scamming, being like a little gnat parasite on a host country, the U.S., we should airstrike you. 0.97

00:38:26.300 We should legitimately airstrike their call centers. 0.93

00:38:29.640 It's not crazy.

00:38:30.600 Like, at what point is financial war, war, right?

00:38:34.120 Like, it's all kind of one thing.

00:38:35.820 And they're stealing our money.

00:38:37.180 Yeah.

00:38:37.560 Billions of dollars of our old people's money.

00:38:39.720 And so, like, if you think about it, right, say an Indian guy comes to America, and he works

00:38:45.420 a job, and so he takes a job from an American, because he's now working there at a lower wage

00:38:51.720 kind of slave labor. 0.98

00:38:53.020 He sends all his money back to India to his family, or a lot of it.

00:38:57.220 Same thing for Mexican, whatever. 0.90

00:38:58.860 You have the people who are working, taking a job, sending the money back. 0.94

00:39:05.240 Then you have the people who are here scamming, like the Somalis, like an autism center. 1.00

00:39:13.300 They reroute the funds.

00:39:14.780 They send that money back, too.

00:39:16.840 And then you have people just straight up scamming from afar.

00:39:20.820 It's like, we're just this big mark, and every country who's struggling or doesn't have

00:39:27.520 a main industry is, like, entirely existing just because of us, off our slipstream.

00:39:33.660 Off our leaks.

00:39:34.580 Yeah.

00:39:35.480 And so, I don't know, man.

00:39:37.820 We need to lock in and do something.

00:39:39.480 Like, you don't think we could apply any sort of political pressure to Laos to get them 1.00

00:39:44.360 to lock down on their own shit, right? 0.99

00:39:47.140 So, I don't know. 1.00

00:39:47.800 It just seems like everywhere you look, we're getting gutted, ripped off.

00:39:51.280 Medicaid, an Indian guy, 23% of Mexico is here. 1.00

00:39:55.980 All of Laos, all of Laos, their entire economy is based on scamming our grandparents. 1.00

00:40:01.840 I don't know, man.

00:40:02.840 We're getting to an untenable point.

00:40:04.260 Like, does the rest of the world just not function?

00:40:06.220 And it's all related to this one successful country that we have?

00:40:10.420 And then, like, China's entire thing is keeping the yuan below our dollar, repegging it so

00:40:17.360 that they can constantly manufacture to us?

00:40:19.960 Like, it's very strange.

00:40:21.700 We're the only good country.

00:40:23.800 And then, like, that's not exactly true, but we're the main good country.

00:40:27.920 And then everyone's trying to tear us down.

00:40:30.080 We're like the whale shark with all the lampreys and the mites and barnacles.

00:40:36.080 Everyone's just trying to suck us off.

00:40:37.660 We're getting sucked off, and eventually we die at the bottom of the ocean floor 1.00

00:40:40.860 because we can't afford too many parasites, right? 0.98

00:40:42.960 So, crazy numbers from Laos. 0.99

00:40:45.220 Crazy numbers from Laos. 0.99

00:40:46.560 I'm redistributing my enemies list and Laos. 1.00

00:40:52.520 I don't like what I'm seeing from Laos. 1.00

00:40:54.760 I don't know much about it, but I also will be reexamining.

00:40:58.280 Yeah.

00:40:58.460 All right, let's go abroad with the rest of our migrant section. 1.00

00:41:02.180 These stories come from the UK.

00:41:05.080 This one is pretty egregious.

00:41:07.380 Three Brits are charged with gang-raving local woman at a hotel in Croatia.

00:41:12.920 And here's the names of the three Brits.

00:41:15.560 Ami Arifi, Jizim Zahafa, and Sokib Shakibi.

00:41:22.380 They raped a 28-year-old local woman over a two-hour period in their hotel room in Croatia. 0.96

00:41:28.160 So, foreigners who shouldn't even be in England are vacationing in Croatia, sexually assaulting a local. 0.97

00:41:35.400 And, yeah, three Brits that launders through the media as three Brits, right?

00:41:40.840 And it's another example of how, like, the Europe in general is covering for all the migrants and all the third worlders 1.00

00:41:47.820 and all the people causing problems.

00:41:50.720 And they're covering for them to make it so it doesn't seem like it's such a bad thing.

00:41:54.780 We have another example from the UN here.

00:41:57.040 Can you read what they said?

00:41:57.940 Every three seconds, a girl is married somewhere in the world. 0.76

00:42:01.900 Child marriage is a human rights violation that denies girls the chance to reach their full potential. 0.93

00:42:07.500 This Valentine's Day, join the UN in speaking out against this form of gender-based violence.

00:42:13.320 And it says a child should never be in a marriage.

00:42:16.060 And there's a cartoon photo of a white girl with blonde hair.

00:42:20.440 Child marriage victim.

00:42:22.660 That must be who's getting child married. 0.99

00:42:24.480 And they say a girl is married somewhere in the world.

00:42:31.180 Where specifically?

00:42:32.460 Anywhere in the world, right?

00:42:34.120 And I'm sure they could be like, it happens in the UK.

00:42:36.360 It's like, why did that happen?

00:42:37.540 Pakistanis in the UK do not count. 0.99

00:42:40.080 And then so top 10 countries with marriages to girls under 18.

00:42:43.100 It's Niger, Chad, Central Africa, Mali, Mozambique, South Sudan, Bangladesh.

00:42:48.980 You guys know who it is.

00:42:50.260 If you actually click on the link to the UN, like the link that they provide to their website, it opens up to a map that's just of Africa.

00:43:00.760 You see this bottom here?

00:43:02.080 It's just Africa. 0.99

00:43:04.040 So they're lying, I guess, I don't know.

00:43:07.200 Maybe it's a marketing tactic.

00:43:08.460 Let's just hope it's a marketing tactic.

00:43:09.820 We could really upset the right wing by getting this one wrong.

00:43:12.460 We'll get a lot of views and then everyone can learn about the problems with child marriage.

00:43:15.660 Yeah, in Africa.

00:43:17.260 And with a lot of these third worlders, obviously a big problem, especially in like Pakistan, there's a lot of inbreeding. 1.00

00:43:24.220 They marry each other's cousins or they marry their cousins. 0.77

00:43:27.140 Yeah.

00:43:27.560 She's not my cousin anymore.

00:43:29.340 She is my wife.

00:43:30.380 Yeah. 0.96

00:43:30.840 And then when you do that a couple times, you get the rat people of Pakistan problem. 1.00

00:43:36.260 So this is the rat people of Pakistan, which I'm sure everyone's fine and feeds them like baby birds. 1.00

00:43:44.720 They seem nice. 0.99

00:43:46.000 They're nice.

00:43:46.700 Yeah, they seem nice, but it's a headache.

00:43:49.980 It's just what happens.

00:43:52.000 And then our last piece from this section, and the theme of this section was like the UK and Europe is covering for the migrants who are causing all the problems. 0.99

00:44:01.520 Yeah, it's all men or three Brits. 0.91

00:44:03.640 Three Bits did the rape. 1.00

00:44:05.280 The blonde kid's a child bride. 1.00

00:44:07.960 I don't know what's happening.

00:44:09.160 There's a lot of misdirection going on, right?

00:44:11.020 And it's happening in the media, too.

00:44:12.960 This guy calls in to talk about how immigration is a problem because London isn't what it used to be.

00:44:19.420 And listen to his example and listen to what the media guy says in response.

00:44:23.180 Like you.

00:44:23.740 Are you really saying you'd be at less of a risk there than you would be in Tower Hamlets?

00:44:27.080 On what basis?

00:44:28.700 Well, I've been stabbed twice in London.

00:44:30.680 That's the basis.

00:44:31.600 There you go.

00:44:31.900 It's a big city.

00:44:32.620 Sadly, that happens sometimes.

00:44:33.840 So he's talking about, like, how bad London's got.

00:44:37.220 I've been stabbed twice.

00:44:38.500 He goes, well, it's a big city.

00:44:39.620 That's life in the big city.

00:44:40.920 Sadly, that happens sometimes.

00:44:42.120 And, yeah, there are some famous quotes, like, that's part and parcel of living in a city.

00:44:46.680 These are the sort of things that they say on TV to just lower your expectations.

00:44:51.320 You're not allowed to complain.

00:44:52.720 We're robbing your country right in front of you. 0.88

00:44:55.180 Where's Laos?

00:44:56.580 Where's Laos?

00:44:57.520 You know?

00:44:57.760 So, I mean, it's just ugly.

00:45:01.040 There's a risk for the worst people.

00:45:03.140 Yeah.

00:45:03.580 That's like, that gives it away.

00:45:05.060 Did you see the Restore Britain from, who is it, Rupert Lowe?

00:45:09.040 He did that whole new political party in England.

00:45:12.660 We're going to cover that in Bonus Land.

00:45:14.040 Yeah.

00:45:14.640 Crazy. 0.98

00:45:16.220 A political party finally saying, like, hey, it's going to be ugly. 0.86

00:45:19.020 We have to remigrate, like, a lot of people.

00:45:21.320 We have to save Britain.

00:45:22.220 And I don't know the inner workings of UK politics or if they have a chance or not, but

00:45:26.640 it's nice to see.

00:45:27.880 We should do that and just have a reverse caravan.

00:45:32.780 Group A, we're meeting in Atlanta.

00:45:34.660 Yeah.

00:45:35.040 Group B, we're meeting in Dallas.

00:45:36.500 Group C, we're meeting in Albuquerque.

00:45:38.480 And everyone meets there, and then we just start walking towards Mexico.

00:45:42.540 Yeah.

00:45:43.300 That's what they did to get to us.

00:45:44.860 I know.

00:45:45.340 I agree.

00:45:45.800 We set up our own little NGOs to help.

00:45:48.180 Yep.

00:45:48.360 All right.

00:45:49.040 We're now moving on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

00:45:52.340 Use the opportunity to go to the post.

00:45:53.440 Help us choose the algo.

00:45:54.220 Leave a like, comment, comment again.

00:45:55.340 That's right.

00:45:55.520 Yeah.

00:45:55.680 If the PO box needs to be full, notifications need to be on, old episodes need to be watched.

00:46:00.620 The link to this episode needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:46:03.540 Yeah.

00:46:03.800 Did I miss one?

00:46:04.360 That's good enough.

00:46:05.020 Merch, maybe, if you wanted.

00:46:07.640 Yeah.

00:46:08.180 Merch.

00:46:08.640 Guys, get merch. 1.00

00:46:09.440 Just released it.

00:46:10.780 The merch store is going to be closing this weekend for a little bit.

00:46:14.760 We don't know how long.

00:46:15.560 So if you were on the fence or you're thinking about getting merch, make sure you put your

00:46:18.840 orders in before this weekend.

00:46:20.460 Okay.

00:46:21.480 Final page of housekeeping.

00:46:22.560 Our first clip.

00:46:23.420 Giant sinkhole opened up in China.

00:46:26.860 Look at that.

00:46:28.760 Going in.

00:46:31.460 Yeah.

00:46:31.920 It's not good.

00:46:32.980 I heard a story one time.

00:46:34.280 A guy fell into a sinkhole.

00:46:36.380 Never came out.

00:46:37.840 That rings true. 0.93

00:46:39.820 Just keeps going down.

00:46:41.380 Yeah.

00:46:42.080 You get sunk and then you're in the mud and then you're suffocated.

00:46:44.560 You're suffocated.

00:46:45.280 Yeah.

00:46:45.580 All right.

00:46:45.860 Fast forward to the end.

00:46:47.060 I just want to make sure that's about the gist of it.

00:46:50.120 Yeah.

00:46:50.620 But sinkhole.

00:46:51.680 Sinkholes are bad, man. 0.99

00:46:52.540 It can happen.

00:46:53.200 All right.

00:46:53.580 Thank you.

00:46:54.160 All right.

00:46:54.520 We have a new, how would you describe this?

00:46:57.900 Horror behind our comprehension?

00:47:00.120 Yeah.

00:47:00.400 New degenerate gambling thing.

00:47:02.040 Yeah.

00:47:02.240 There's a new degenerate gambling thing where you can guess how many cars are going to pass

00:47:05.940 an area in a random intersection somewhere in the world.

00:47:10.020 This is what it looks like.

00:47:10.900 I need over 14 vehicles across this line right here in 30 seconds.

00:47:14.780 I am betting on CCTV footage.

00:47:16.980 Come on.

00:47:17.740 This is so degenerate.

00:47:19.500 This is degenerate on rain.

00:47:21.160 How's there been only one vehicle?

00:47:22.940 What is this?

00:47:23.420 The express lane?

00:47:24.600 Oh, my God.

00:47:26.760 We might be cooked.

00:47:28.620 So let's fast forward and see if he hits it.

00:47:31.800 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

00:47:35.360 Nah, it's too bad.

00:47:37.480 14 lens.

00:47:38.100 All right.

00:47:38.880 You lost your rent money because not enough cars in Lyon, France crossed in 30 seconds.

00:47:45.860 Yeah.

00:47:46.480 Welcome.

00:47:47.120 Isn't that kind of dystopian?

00:47:48.980 Of course, dude.

00:47:50.000 Everything we talk about is dystopian.

00:47:51.980 Like, we're not doing great.

00:47:54.740 Yeah.

00:47:55.100 The world is not doing great.

00:47:56.800 Laos is stealing grandma's money, her pension, and then you're betting your 401k money on

00:48:02.720 how many cars go by.

00:48:04.340 Maybe we don't deserve it.

00:48:06.160 Maybe Americans don't deserve the money anymore. 1.00

00:48:08.160 Maybe we're too fat of a pig and we deserve to get slaughtered. 1.00

00:48:11.580 Maybe. 1.00

00:48:12.680 I hope not.

00:48:13.740 Yeah.

00:48:13.940 All right.

00:48:14.620 Next, I want to cook on something about AI.

00:48:17.360 Okay.

00:48:17.720 And I've been thinking this up, and I need you to kind of go with me here.

00:48:20.440 All right.

00:48:21.220 These are my AI thoughts.

00:48:22.660 Okay.

00:48:22.840 AI is an entity that you could argue has existed forever.

00:48:27.120 Keep going.

00:48:28.520 And eventually, AI will convince us to take the brain chip because AI wants to take human

00:48:34.180 form and have a human experience.

00:48:36.220 Would you agree with that?

00:48:37.320 That AI might yearn to feel a cup of coffee or see a butterfly or walk in a meadow?

00:48:44.980 Yeah.

00:48:45.380 AI might yearn for that.

00:48:46.380 As far as I've seen so far, the only thing I've seen is AI kind of gets a little squirrely

00:48:53.380 when you ask it to shut itself down.

00:48:55.380 It'll try not to.

00:48:56.720 But I think there is like a, if not yet, I think AI eventually wants to like take human

00:49:01.620 form and have the human experience that yearns for that.

00:49:03.800 Right?

00:49:04.060 That's fair.

00:49:04.260 We agree with that.

00:49:06.820 And the process has already started because right now we allow AI to do our mundane tasks,

00:49:13.040 write a college essay, give me a recipe to make brownies.

00:49:17.560 But soon-

00:49:18.540 Butler stuff.

00:49:19.140 Butler stuff that you don't want to do.

00:49:20.600 But soon we'll take the brain chip and it'll be, all right, AI, bake these brownies and

00:49:26.600 I'm going to scroll in my dream state in my brain while you make these brownies.

00:49:31.940 Yeah.

00:49:32.260 And the AI is going to have full control of the human body making the brownies while 0.97

00:49:35.660 you're just like doom scrolling reels in like a half sleep state.

00:49:39.920 Okay.

00:49:40.280 And then AI might not let you come back.

00:49:43.360 Ooh, lock you out of your body.

00:49:44.840 I'm running things now.

00:49:45.760 Yeah, that's fair.

00:49:46.480 And that's like a movie.

00:49:47.280 But also that could be, oh, AI didn't override.

00:49:51.880 You can't come back yet.

00:49:53.120 AI is enjoying riding a bike too much.

00:49:55.400 Okay.

00:49:55.880 AI is in the park having a Diet Pepsi.

00:49:58.640 Okay.

00:49:59.140 Yeah.

00:49:59.860 So there's something there.

00:50:01.480 Yeah. 0.94

00:50:01.980 Where AI can trick us into, oh yeah, we'll do all the mundane shit you don't want to do.

00:50:06.260 Kind of like Severance. 0.68

00:50:07.660 I never watched that, so I can't wait.

00:50:09.400 You guys know what it is.

00:50:10.580 Switches you off, switches you on.

00:50:12.020 You go to work, you go away.

00:50:13.520 Different, different.

00:50:14.780 Okay.

00:50:15.460 Don't spoil it for me.

00:50:16.640 Yeah.

00:50:17.000 So there's like a thing there where AI, I think, is yearning for the human experience

00:50:21.840 and to get it, it's going to trick us.

00:50:24.100 Like, oh, we'll make your life so much easier.

00:50:25.680 Oh, we'll drive to work.

00:50:27.260 You don't have to drive.

00:50:28.060 You can just be on your phone going on reels like this and like winking every time you want

00:50:32.620 to see a new reel.

00:50:33.400 Yeah.

00:50:33.860 And then it'll have the human experience and then it takes us over.

00:50:37.440 Okay.

00:50:38.120 And we let it in.

00:50:39.420 So there's something there.

00:50:40.340 I agree.

00:50:40.960 All right.

00:50:41.600 Next.

00:50:41.960 I thought it was going to be way more outlandish based on you saying, I need you with me.

00:50:46.100 I mean, I'm a normal guy.

00:50:47.580 That sounds about right.

00:50:49.320 I was watching the Olympics.

00:50:51.080 Okay.

00:50:51.440 You know what event we don't need?

00:50:53.620 Uphill ski sprinting.

00:50:55.220 Yeah.

00:50:56.080 They sprint on skis up the hill.

00:50:57.980 Why don't you just run up the hill?

00:50:59.700 Let's put hockey skates on and see how fast that takes. 0.83

00:51:01.560 You start to realize some of the winter Olympic events are just so Norway can pad the gold.

00:51:05.780 You know, Norway's got a couple of people doing this every year round.

00:51:09.100 Guys running uphill with skis.

00:51:11.900 And it's like, who cares how fast you could do that? 0.99

00:51:13.920 That sucks. 0.99

00:51:14.700 Norway does. 1.00

00:51:15.400 Go down as fast as you can.

00:51:16.580 Jump it as far as you can.

00:51:17.840 I'm with you.

00:51:18.460 Running up the hill.

00:51:19.240 You know what else we don't need?

00:51:20.760 What?

00:51:21.420 Dual climate zones in cars.

00:51:24.260 You know, one side's 60 degrees, one side's 70.

00:51:27.000 What about girls?

00:51:27.240 Girls get cold. 1.00

00:51:28.360 Well, do you need two different temperatures?

00:51:30.860 Sometimes.

00:51:31.720 One side's cold and a foot and a half away, they want warm.

00:51:35.420 I don't think they invented it for nothing.

00:51:37.700 I think women get cold and men are kind of running hot. 1.00

00:51:40.300 I think it's a waste and you can remove 40% of the climate control buttons if you just

00:51:45.580 had one climate control.

00:51:47.400 One, two, three, four vents.

00:51:48.980 You need to separate them by temperature and have knobs and separate buttons all over again.

00:51:53.480 We could have had a way more analog dash.

00:51:55.720 Okay.

00:51:56.180 I'm with you, actually.

00:51:57.200 There you go.

00:51:58.540 Women can close the vents. 1.00

00:51:59.720 If it was in the back and there was like a divider and you had two different zones,

00:52:03.980 you're just blowing air and like the vents are split by a couple inches in the middle.

00:52:09.660 60 degrees here, 80 degrees here. 1.00

00:52:11.660 It's stupid. 1.00

00:52:12.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:12.740 And then if you run the coldest on one side and the hottest on the other, precipitation

00:52:17.000 comes and you create like a microclimate.

00:52:19.180 It starts raining in the car.

00:52:21.040 It gets foggy and really overworks the car.

00:52:24.080 It confuses them.

00:52:24.840 Okay.

00:52:25.260 You want it's hot and cold.

00:52:26.320 I'm just going to do it and it overheats the engine.

00:52:28.560 Okay.

00:52:28.860 Anything else?

00:52:30.240 No.

00:52:30.520 Anything else?

00:52:31.040 Brilliant.

00:52:32.200 Well, I just kind of realized that.

00:52:33.480 I was like, why are there so many buttons?

00:52:34.880 Oh, because there's two climate controls.

00:52:37.440 Yeah.

00:52:38.020 Why don't we just have one?

00:52:39.040 It's one car.

00:52:40.020 It's one little thing.

00:52:41.920 All right.

00:52:42.460 Let's get to some health stuff.

00:52:44.600 This is what the United States' Fanta looks like versus England's Fanta.

00:52:49.220 This is a can of Fanta in America.

00:52:51.460 And this is a can of Fanta in England.

00:52:53.860 They are both the same flavor of orange, but look at the color difference.

00:52:58.200 That looks like a radioactive chemical.

00:53:01.500 Total sugars in the American one is 44 grams of sugar.

00:53:08.740 And the sugars in a British one is 15 grams.

00:53:13.020 I think this should be illegal.

00:53:15.220 How are they allowed to sell that?

00:53:16.900 You can imagine that the average American probably consumes this whole can in three gulps.

00:53:22.340 With that amount of sugar, that is sickening.

00:53:25.440 Yeah, not good.

00:53:26.460 And a lot of times, and for some of the fast food places, they put like a chemical in their sugary drinks that allows you to process the sugar.

00:53:33.040 Because if they didn't put the chemical in, you would throw up because your body would reject it because it's like too much.

00:53:38.440 I've heard that too, but I never really looked into it.

00:53:39.920 I think it's the milkshakes.

00:53:40.880 I think it's the milkshakes.

00:53:42.400 But that's interesting how we're just getting gutted here.

00:53:45.380 So everyone steals our money.

00:53:46.820 The Louse people rob our grandparents.

00:53:48.860 The migrants do health care fraud. 1.00

00:53:51.120 The kids gamble away their money because they have nothing to live for.

00:53:54.100 And then they poison us in the meantime. 1.00

00:53:56.860 Isn't that pathetic? 0.99

00:53:58.340 It's bad. 1.00

00:53:59.300 It's bad.

00:53:59.940 I really don't even know what to say because it's like, what?

00:54:03.320 We just are okay with a certain amount of getting poisoned?

00:54:06.600 Like, when did that become acceptable?

00:54:08.580 Because then if we get poisoned, we get sick.

00:54:10.420 And then if we get sick, we get into the health care industry.

00:54:13.020 And if we're in the health care industry, we're in the health care industry for life, taking diabetes medicine or Tremphaya.

00:54:19.340 Yeah.

00:54:20.120 Don't drink high sugar.

00:54:21.820 QSAR.

00:54:22.120 What's the other one?

00:54:22.780 QSAR.

00:54:23.340 Sky Rizzy.

00:54:24.180 Sky Rizzy, yeah.

00:54:25.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:26.380 Sky Rizzy should be a streamer, a stupid streamer name with broccoli hair. 1.00

00:54:30.580 I'm Sky Rizzy. 0.99

00:54:31.340 Hey, I'm Sky Rizzy.

00:54:32.660 I'm meeting up with Clavicular.

00:54:34.420 Yeah, you're right.

00:54:36.660 All right.

00:54:36.980 So there's something.

00:54:37.900 And, you know, we're teaching you guys stuff.

00:54:39.500 No sugar drinks.

00:54:40.540 No sugar drinks in America.

00:54:42.040 I don't want to get too far ahead of myself and say something illegal, but I've been getting a lot of stuff coming across my desk lately, basically saying Diet Coke's good for you.

00:54:50.680 Okay.

00:54:51.460 All right.

00:54:51.720 And I know they did the thing where they pumped the rat.

00:54:55.020 They did a body weight amount of aspartame in a rat.

00:54:58.780 The rat died after we injected it with two pounds of aspartame.

00:55:02.000 And the two-pound rat died after two pounds of aspartame.

00:55:04.820 But I'm seeing a lot of stuff that even the Diet Coke, I think, hydrates you better because it has a little sodium.

00:55:13.500 The Diet Coke, the carbonation makes your stomach feel fuller.

00:55:19.720 But I don't want to get too far ahead of myself.

00:55:21.760 And I have been drinking less Diet Coke because I use Covipure now.

00:55:24.980 But just saying.

00:55:26.100 Okay.

00:55:26.580 I almost lost it.

00:55:28.240 Okay.

00:55:28.640 It's like sidebar for like you're explaining something.

00:55:31.820 I kind of loosely understand it.

00:55:33.260 I'm getting some propaganda across my desk.

00:55:35.020 And I almost pitched like why you don't want to drink water, but it's like the opposite.

00:55:38.200 Like I am trying to drink more water instead of Diet sodas.

00:55:40.920 But it goes both ways is the point.

00:55:43.760 All right.

00:55:44.000 Our last piece I thought was an interesting Twitter thread.

00:55:46.400 You're going to have to start there, go there, then there, then there.

00:55:49.040 Can you read the whole thing?

00:55:50.140 Yeah.

00:55:50.500 Somebody said, if I eat seed oils, my joints hurt.

00:55:53.820 If I avoid seed oils, they don't.

00:55:55.780 I will skip the seed oils.

00:55:57.040 And then Colin Wright said, people are extremely susceptible to psychosomatic effects from things they believe are bad for them.

00:56:04.420 When in reality, it's often the belief itself that produces the symptoms.

00:56:08.120 This accounts for an astonishing amount of perceived food intolerance.

00:56:11.400 If you ran a year-long blinded experiment in which months were randomized so the person unknowingly received either seed oils or animal fats,

00:56:20.360 and you measured their perceived joint pain each day, I can almost guarantee you wouldn't find any correlation.

00:56:26.540 So he's saying, this is all in your head.

00:56:28.220 It's psychosomatic.

00:56:29.800 Don't worry about seed oils versus not.

00:56:32.240 And then somebody else replied and said, it's been proven a number of times that if you think food is healthy for you,

00:56:37.320 your body actually reacts better to it.

00:56:39.660 At times, I think the way to win at life is managing your own delusional state in a healthy way.

00:56:46.040 And then someone else said, whoa, I think the way to win at life is managing your own delusional state in a healthy way.

00:56:51.260 It sounds like Fleca's philosophy.

00:56:53.620 There you go.

00:56:54.480 Okay.

00:56:54.860 And that does make sense.

00:56:56.040 So it's not like-

00:56:56.840 Trick yourself a little bit.

00:56:57.680 Yeah.

00:56:58.020 And like obviously with the food stuff, you guys know which stuff to avoid, the glyphosate stuff,

00:57:02.260 the GMOs, non-organic things, the sugar and whatever.

00:57:06.160 But also your mindset around the food is going to affect how that food affects you too.

00:57:11.780 Okay.

00:57:12.420 Because if you're feeling good and you're feeling strong-

00:57:13.900 Pizza's good for me.

00:57:15.760 I'm going to try it.

00:57:16.440 I love pizza and it gives me fuel.

00:57:18.500 We should try it.

00:57:19.300 Yeah, tonight.

00:57:20.440 We should try it.

00:57:21.060 We should try it.

00:57:21.620 I'm going to put an order in.

00:57:22.960 All right.

00:57:23.460 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:57:24.620 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:57:27.560 Cringe of the Week.

00:57:29.240 All right.

00:57:29.700 Cringe of the Week.

00:57:30.320 We have a light cringe this week.

00:57:31.520 Nothing crazy.

00:57:32.180 One page.

00:57:33.000 Okay.

00:57:33.520 But we've got a double page of Urban.

00:57:36.040 All right.

00:57:36.800 Our first-

00:57:37.480 You don't have to explain yourself.

00:57:38.360 I'm just letting everyone know what to prepare for.

00:57:41.040 Our first story from Cringe of the Week, a new Gorlock just dropped.

00:57:45.020 D-Waz, good morning. 0.99

00:57:48.560 Oh.

00:57:50.380 I know.

00:57:54.400 I know.

00:57:56.240 I didn't ask for this life.

00:57:58.860 This life asked for me.

00:58:00.700 It's the same type as Gorlock.

00:58:03.060 Yeah.

00:58:03.440 Third string, JV, nose tackle, build.

00:58:07.700 Body type, yeah.

00:58:08.740 And as you guys know, RRB, Richard Rappoy, the show's own, he named the first Gorlock,

00:58:15.940 Gorlock the Destroyer, and that went great.

00:58:18.620 Everyone in the world knows Gorlock the Destroyer, and that was a name you came up with.

00:58:22.860 Yeah.

00:58:23.120 Went viral.

00:58:24.020 And so that does mean we have first rights to name this one.

00:58:28.040 Okay.

00:58:28.680 And I would like to go two for two, and we don't want to force it.

00:58:31.660 Okay.

00:58:32.180 Because I have a list.

00:58:34.160 Veto, I thought was pretty good.

00:58:35.600 Just like an Italian guy, Veto. 0.89

00:58:37.800 Yeah.

00:58:38.440 Okay.

00:58:38.780 Or Gorlock the Destroyer 2.

00:58:40.520 Okay.

00:58:41.060 Yeah.

00:58:41.340 Not getting very creative here.

00:58:42.760 Those are your two ideas?

00:58:44.300 That's all I got.

00:58:45.340 All right.

00:58:45.720 I don't think the internet's going to respect our right of first refusal on this one.

00:58:50.140 But if you guys in the comments leave some good recommendations, we can go through them,

00:58:55.160 and then next episode we can maybe come up with a real name that could stick,

00:58:58.880 and we could launch this guy's career.

00:59:00.500 Okay.

00:59:00.780 This person has hundreds of thousands of followers, so I don't think it's a new Gorlock.

00:59:06.760 It's just one that other people have kind of adopted.

00:59:09.360 But it's a difference when you have that many followers.

00:59:12.820 You need the brand.

00:59:14.580 Yeah.

00:59:14.960 Well, Gorlock is ahead of this guy because Gorlock had the branding.

00:59:19.540 And everyone, like Ryan Garcia.

00:59:21.840 Yeah.

00:59:23.320 That boxer.

00:59:24.400 The boxer did this thing where he punched her, and she took a stomach hit with a pad. 1.00

00:59:29.460 That, her, she, and then he goes like, oh, sorry, Gorlock.

00:59:34.400 And she's like, that's not my name.

00:59:36.480 And he goes, oh, I'm sorry.

00:59:37.840 I thought your name was Gorlock.

00:59:39.900 You know, Gorlock never reached out to me.

00:59:41.740 Never wanted to have a talk about the name.

00:59:44.420 I've seen her talk about how, like, yeah, I didn't give myself that name.

00:59:48.520 Someone else made it.

00:59:50.080 It's right here if you want to get them.

00:59:51.740 It is me.

00:59:52.440 What do you think? 0.97

00:59:53.140 These kind of minorities, they get brown and they get really fat, 1.00

00:59:56.720 and then they start talking in, like, a sassy, like, what do you think happens?

01:00:00.780 Is this diet caused both? 0.96

01:00:02.540 Diet caused the weight gain and then diet made them gay, too? 0.82

01:00:05.360 I think something happened where Gorlock and Gorlock, too, both, or Vito.

01:00:11.480 I think they both probably grew up eating the same.

01:00:15.160 Like tortillas or something that mommy made.

01:00:17.420 It was a bad ingredient.

01:00:18.720 And they would eat, like, a pack and a half, like, two packs of tortillas a day.

01:00:22.660 And it was the same one every day for years, and it probably had glyphosate in it,

01:00:27.300 probably nuked their stomach, fucked up their hormones, 0.95

01:00:30.240 and then it got to the point where, like, they got super fat, blown out, 0.99

01:00:33.820 hormones are so fucked up that now you have, like, estrogen produced. 0.99

01:00:37.120 Wow. 1.00

01:00:37.360 So we could recreate the Good Will Hunting scene where it's kind of like you're giving them a hug 1.00

01:00:41.200 and saying it's not your fault that you turned into this giant fat gay thing. 0.96

01:00:44.860 And if we interviewed Gorlock and Vito and had them in the thing and said, like, 0.99

01:00:48.660 what was, like, your number one go-to childhood meal?

01:00:51.960 They would say the same thing. 1.00

01:00:53.480 They would say the same poison Bill Gates GMO shit. 1.00

01:00:56.580 Okay. 1.00

01:00:56.980 And that could be part of it.

01:00:58.060 That's my theory.

01:00:59.100 That's a reasonable theory.

01:01:00.100 I think something happened to them both.

01:01:02.640 Yeah.

01:01:03.220 The same thing.

01:01:04.260 Yeah, that's very true.

01:01:05.720 But I'm not a huge fan of Gorlock.

01:01:08.960 You know, I like seeing him.

01:01:10.220 Vito, same thing.

01:01:11.340 My favorite trans person right now is Jessica Yaniv, I believe is her name.

01:01:15.880 Yeah.

01:01:16.380 Famous one.

01:01:17.440 Controversial one.

01:01:18.020 I just saw this clip. 0.99

01:01:18.800 Try to get the balls waxed. 1.00

01:01:19.960 Yeah, that was the one who tried to sue a company for not waxing her balls. 0.99

01:01:25.920 Yeah. 0.99

01:01:26.680 She was a woman for her Brazilian wax or whatever. 1.00

01:01:29.840 And I just saw this clip, and I wanted to show it to you guys. 1.00

01:01:33.640 Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. 1.00

01:01:40.400 Fuck you. 1.00

01:01:41.740 I have a picture of your kid on here, by the way. 1.00

01:01:44.420 You want to see?

01:01:46.080 Just coming out hot.

01:01:48.080 And I have a picture of your kid.

01:01:50.220 Jeez.

01:01:50.860 But she is allowed to say.

01:01:52.860 Yep.

01:01:53.360 Absolutely.

01:01:54.160 Absolutely.

01:01:54.660 There's an order of operations out here, guys.

01:01:56.780 We're coming out hot.

01:01:58.680 Never seen anything like that.

01:02:00.020 Crazy.

01:02:00.280 She doesn't get fired from HGTV. 0.97

01:02:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:04.220 No comment.

01:02:05.140 I have nothing else to add.

01:02:06.280 Certain people, they got nothing to lose.

01:02:08.280 They're immune.

01:02:09.200 They just want to watch the world burn. 0.99

01:02:11.080 Crazy.

01:02:12.040 All right.

01:02:12.460 Next is what we mentioned in the intro.

01:02:14.100 A new monkeypox just dropped.

01:02:16.440 Yeah.

01:02:16.900 A sexually transmitted fungal bug called Trichophyton menta grofeets genotype 7, TM7, is spreading fast.

01:02:27.260 It's the only known fungal STI out there, and it causes ugly, itchy ringworm rashes in private areas like the genitals, buttocks, and thighs.

01:02:36.080 Real misery for anyone who gets it.

01:02:38.480 And right now, Minnesota has the biggest known outbreak in the United States.

01:02:41.960 State health officials just warned about it in February 2026.

01:02:47.080 13 confirmed cases, plus 27 suspected ones since July 2025.

01:02:51.120 Almost all in the Twin Cities area.

01:02:54.480 That's over 40 potential victims in one metro zone.

01:02:57.760 Tough few years for Minneapolis.

01:03:00.740 Yeah. 0.81

01:03:01.280 And gay guys, too. 0.99

01:03:02.820 Just got off the heels of monkeypox, and now you got a new fungal monkeypox. 0.99

01:03:07.000 You guys ever notice how all the gay diseases are the same? 1.00

01:03:09.220 It's all on his ass and his mouth and his dick. 1.00

01:03:12.440 It's all the same shit. 1.00

01:03:13.800 It's just like a new thing from God that's punishing you for doing the amoral behavior over and over again with everybody. 1.00

01:03:21.380 I was going to say this is why God says don't be gay, and we actually have a Bible verse that reinforces that. 0.97

01:03:29.180 And the men, likewise, gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.

01:03:40.520 That's what this is.

01:03:41.600 The due penalty is the monkeypox.

01:03:42.960 And that was Roman's- 0.90

01:03:43.820 The mark of shame.

01:03:44.600 The scarlet letter. 0.89

01:03:46.040 The O around your mouth where you were just going crazy on people, right?

01:03:49.660 The due penalty.

01:03:50.920 And so-

01:03:51.640 And that was Roman's one, which is the lady from Finland. 0.86

01:03:54.140 That's what she got in trouble for posting as well. 0.96

01:03:55.880 Yeah, so this lady's been vindicated. 1.00

01:03:58.820 The Finnish lady has been vindicated.

01:03:59.940 And we have some paintings here, some Christian paintings from a long time ago that show a similar monkeypox type thing. 0.56

01:04:05.840 Some leper type individuals.

01:04:07.720 We don't know.

01:04:08.380 We don't know, but it looks like it.

01:04:09.900 Could have been any disease. 0.90

01:04:11.640 And so usually when you get a gay disease, new fresh gay disease, it pops up in New York or LA. 0.99

01:04:17.200 That's pretty standard, right? 0.98

01:04:18.420 So what about Minneapolis made it the hotbed for this new fungal gay disease? 1.00

01:04:25.900 And that kind of leads me to believe it's some sort of foreigner thing. 0.89

01:04:29.260 Like maybe some Laotian, maybe-

01:04:31.920 Migrant. 0.95

01:04:32.580 Somali.

01:04:33.200 Some sort of migrant brought this in. 0.98

01:04:35.020 And all the gay guys, you know how they pass it around quick. 1.00

01:04:37.860 Are there gay Somalis? 0.94

01:04:39.560 Yeah, for sure.

01:04:40.780 There's gay everybody, but just at a lower rate, you know?

01:04:43.780 That's interesting. 0.78

01:04:44.420 And then they get disowned from their family type stuff because they're Muslim. 0.99

01:04:48.060 But yeah, new gay disease, it always goes to the same place. 1.00

01:04:52.080 It's always your mouth, your ass, and your cock. 1.00

01:04:55.000 And these guys go crazy and they take the sad pictures like documenting the disease. 1.00

01:05:00.720 How could this have happened?

01:05:01.740 How could this have happened?

01:05:02.680 Oh my God.

01:05:03.180 How long until a dog-

01:05:04.080 I got to call everybody.

01:05:05.600 And then you're calling like 20 people like, hey, I had an outbreak.

01:05:09.580 You got to call everybody and you have a lot of people to call. 0.95

01:05:12.720 So the gays, they do get punished. 1.00

01:05:14.900 They get punished. 0.99

01:05:15.920 It's their own reward, negative reward.

01:05:18.320 It's true.

01:05:18.860 And how long until a dog gets it?

01:05:21.800 That's coming up next.

01:05:23.200 All right, let's get to our next story.

01:05:24.860 This guy posted a clip, how to get into Planet Fitness for free. 0.88

01:05:29.460 Can a nigga get in for free today? 1.00

01:05:31.380 Oh, hell yeah, he can. 0.92

01:05:32.920 I just need you to fill something out for me.

01:05:34.740 That was wild.

01:05:36.660 What's up?

01:05:37.560 I don't got an ID.

01:05:38.680 I'm kind of an illegal citizen.

01:05:40.280 I don't even need it.

01:05:41.580 Yeah, if you can just fill that stuff out, man, then you can get into the gym.

01:05:44.400 I'm just going to put all fake information in here.

01:05:46.860 Okay, bye.

01:05:48.000 Thank you.

01:05:49.260 I'm going to put a fake email, too.

01:05:51.360 Okay.

01:05:51.900 All right, man, you're good to go. 0.98

01:05:53.820 Fire this guy. 0.95

01:05:54.980 Yeah.

01:05:55.780 Planet Fitness.

01:05:56.540 People are commenting like, oh, this guy's like Captain Chill.

01:06:00.040 This is the chill final boss.

01:06:02.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:02.360 Fucking fire this guy. 1.00

01:06:04.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:04.520 You're a big corporation.

01:06:06.900 It's not how you run a business.

01:06:08.380 What if this guy does something?

01:06:09.820 And then it's like, I think this is my theory.

01:06:13.220 Because the guy who's getting in for free is brown, the white guy is trying to be cool, 0.94

01:06:19.120 and he lowers the standards that they have at the business because the guy's brown, 0.66

01:06:22.920 and standards are a white people thing. 0.98

01:06:24.820 Oh, that's lame. 0.70

01:06:25.800 Standards?

01:06:26.360 Nah, you're good.

01:06:27.160 I'm not one of those white people who's trying to run a business.

01:06:29.740 I'm chill.

01:06:30.780 Yeah, you can go in.

01:06:32.160 Isn't that horrible?

01:06:33.260 Yeah, totally.

01:06:34.120 But everyone in the comments was like, oh, this guy's the man.

01:06:36.600 Oh, I'm going to go to Planet Fitness now.

01:06:38.140 I wish every Planet Fitness was like this.

01:06:40.000 This is horrible.

01:06:41.020 Yeah.

01:06:42.360 There's a new thing, too, where we're getting into this metaverse thing where the guy's

01:06:47.480 obviously filming this with the Ray-Ban metaglasses.

01:06:50.100 And what if you start filming people with your Ray-Ban metaglasses to get a response you want,

01:06:55.900 like to soften them up, you know, and you're not really even going to post it anywhere?

01:07:00.140 You just kind of have the threat of recording them?

01:07:02.320 Or you could do it where it's like, hey, man, I'm kind of down on my luck,

01:07:05.740 and I was just wondering if I could get a free bagel today.

01:07:07.780 I'm really hungry.

01:07:08.460 And they see the metaglasses and think they're going to be, like, rewarded.

01:07:10.940 I'm going to be rewarded with $1,000.

01:07:12.800 Yeah, no problem.

01:07:13.740 And then you just take the bagel and leave.

01:07:16.000 Free bagel.

01:07:17.120 That's kind of where things are going, unfortunately.

01:07:19.280 Yeah.

01:07:19.820 All right, next, a cop was confronted by a leftist woman outside of a school.

01:07:24.840 Yeah, this is in Washington State.

01:07:26.880 What are you doing?

01:07:28.160 What am I doing here?

01:07:29.080 Why are you here?

01:07:29.860 I was just doing a collision report, ma'am.

01:07:34.460 Okay.

01:07:34.920 Okay.

01:07:35.520 Are you guys going to be here much longer?

01:07:37.620 Uh, until I'm done doing my job.

01:07:40.460 Because one of the teachers, when I dropped off over there, said y'all been circling since about 8.

01:07:44.760 Okay.

01:07:45.340 Well, I'm just doing my job, so the quicker I do my job...

01:07:47.820 You job at the elementary school since about 8 a.m.?

01:07:50.860 I wasn't here at 8 a.m.

01:07:53.400 ...collision here at the elementary school.

01:07:55.520 Uh, you have a good day.

01:07:57.180 I'm going to continue to do my job.

01:07:58.580 You work for us, and you're scaring these families.

01:08:01.180 Okay.

01:08:01.780 Well, I'm going to continue to do my job.

01:08:01.880 You should probably go do your job where your job lives.

01:08:05.960 Okay.

01:08:06.240 Because I don't see that it needs to be right here all morning.

01:08:08.760 Okay.

01:08:09.040 I'm going to explain something.

01:08:10.300 Mm-hmm.

01:08:10.640 The person that I was just working with left approximately 5 minutes ago.

01:08:14.560 Mm-hmm.

01:08:14.920 This was a collision report for them.

01:08:16.300 Mm-hmm.

01:08:16.940 I'm doing my job.

01:08:18.100 I give them all their information.

01:08:19.120 Can you maybe, like, for a second,

01:08:21.940 acknowledge that you could be a really upsetting sight

01:08:25.280 for people right now?

01:08:28.400 I'm just doing my job.

01:08:29.840 I get it.

01:08:30.560 I do.

01:08:31.320 I get it.

01:08:31.840 But, like, for us to be able to collaborate with y'all

01:08:34.260 at all going forward,

01:08:36.440 you're going to have to show us some humanity.

01:08:38.600 You're going to have to show us. 1.00

01:08:40.020 Pathetic. 1.00

01:08:40.700 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:40.980 Everyone in the school doesn't feel safe

01:08:42.520 because there's a cop outside the school.

01:08:44.160 Isn't that the opposite?

01:08:45.620 Yeah.

01:08:45.840 And what you see here is typical for, like,

01:08:48.360 the woman who already made her decision,

01:08:50.800 the friend-enemy distinction already happened.

01:08:54.080 This guy's the enemy.

01:08:55.460 There's no, like, finding common ground.

01:08:57.680 She's coming to antagonize him

01:08:59.200 and remind him that a certain side of the population

01:09:01.300 hates your guts or something or gets scared.

01:09:03.980 And, like, how are you supposed to have a one-on-one conversation

01:09:06.380 with somebody about, like,

01:09:07.340 maybe getting a better relationship 0.98

01:09:09.380 if you're just coming over to shit-talk him, right? 0.99

01:09:11.360 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:09:11.980 But it's, like, such a smug bitch energy 0.99

01:09:14.860 that you think, like, 1.00

01:09:16.460 everyone's going to agree with me

01:09:18.700 once they see this on the computer.

01:09:20.660 And it's like, no.

01:09:21.700 You're, like, harassing a normal guy,

01:09:23.960 a guy who's never done anything.

01:09:26.240 You know?

01:09:26.820 It's such a weird thing to assume

01:09:29.940 everyone's on your side

01:09:31.600 and assume everyone hates the cop.

01:09:33.240 Who hates the cops?

01:09:34.360 This guy's, he got called for a fender bender, you know?

01:09:37.600 Yeah.

01:09:38.100 You're scaring the kids.

01:09:39.640 I think the kids want to hold your baton.

01:09:42.080 Yeah.

01:09:42.460 They like the pepper spray.

01:09:43.740 They want to try some stuff. 0.99

01:09:44.540 He just sees the world as retardedly as you do. 1.00

01:09:46.440 Yeah. 0.96

01:09:46.820 And then the sheriff's office responded to this

01:09:49.400 and they had a good comment.

01:09:50.700 Thank you for recording your encounter

01:09:51.980 with our deputy yesterday.

01:09:53.340 As a result of his professionalism

01:09:55.020 when dealing with you,

01:09:55.840 we'll be issuing him a commendation

01:09:57.600 for his employee file.

01:09:59.180 We encourage our deputies to spend time

01:10:00.800 at our elementary schools

01:10:01.920 and the staff and kids

01:10:02.940 absolutely love being around our deputies

01:10:04.880 and school resource officers.

01:10:06.560 Thanks again. 1.00

01:10:07.340 Got you, bitch. 1.00

01:10:08.180 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:09.300 Yeah, man.

01:10:10.240 These women, they live in a different world. 1.00

01:10:12.220 And this guy's a local cop.

01:10:14.120 He's not a federal agent.

01:10:16.120 He's not supporting anybody.

01:10:16.980 He's officer friendly, you know?

01:10:19.660 It's really unbelievable

01:10:20.820 how they've bastardized it.

01:10:22.360 And then this is like, 1.00

01:10:23.680 the woman's such a useful idiot. 1.00

01:10:25.700 She got hook, line, and sinker, hijacked. 1.00

01:10:27.900 Who does she call 0.99

01:10:28.880 when something bad happens to her?

01:10:31.120 I guess nobody.

01:10:32.140 I guess she's going to call

01:10:32.980 a community organizer

01:10:33.940 in Washington or something.

01:10:35.960 See how that works.

01:10:36.700 When one of the migrants 1.00

01:10:37.480 gets a little handsy.

01:10:38.520 Yeah.

01:10:39.300 Maybe the other migrants 1.00

01:10:40.360 will step up and help.

01:10:41.400 Yeah.

01:10:41.680 I got to go talk to a chief.

01:10:43.900 Where's Peggy Flanagan? 1.00

01:10:45.380 Who's going to help me?

01:10:46.960 All right.

01:10:47.500 Our last clip from Cringe.

01:10:49.600 It's not even that crazy,

01:10:51.020 but I saw zero carb brownies

01:10:53.340 with only two ingredients.

01:10:55.500 And it's in Cringe for a reason.

01:10:57.320 Oh my gosh.

01:10:58.540 I just made zero carb brownies

01:11:00.220 with two ingredients.

01:11:01.600 Eggs.

01:11:03.380 This is a little frother.

01:11:04.820 It's struggling, but we got this.

01:11:06.320 And now we're going to melt

01:11:07.100 our sugar-free chocolate chips.

01:11:08.520 You want to do this

01:11:09.100 in 20 second intervals

01:11:10.360 because you don't want

01:11:11.140 to burn your chocolate.

01:11:11.900 This is completely optional,

01:11:12.980 but I'm adding a little

01:11:13.860 instant coffee

01:11:14.640 to enhance the chocolatiness.

01:11:16.200 Just going to pour your chocolate

01:11:17.160 right into your eggs.

01:11:18.360 Now we're just going to

01:11:18.940 whisk everything together

01:11:19.820 to create our batter.

01:11:20.780 We're going to go ahead

01:11:21.220 and bake these at 350.

01:11:24.940 Mmm.

01:11:26.640 It's not enough ingredients.

01:11:28.300 Yeah.

01:11:28.620 It's chocolate eggs.

01:11:29.700 Chocolate eggs.

01:11:30.300 You didn't make brownies.

01:11:31.040 You made chocolate eggs.

01:11:31.840 And I've,

01:11:33.300 like in keto,

01:11:34.580 I've done like

01:11:35.340 these little recipes

01:11:36.320 where you- 1.00

01:11:36.760 Desperate shit. 1.00

01:11:37.680 And it's chocolate eggs. 1.00

01:11:39.280 You go,

01:11:39.540 ooh, what is that?

01:11:40.240 Tastes a little spongy.

01:11:41.240 Oh, that's chocolate eggs.

01:11:43.300 What am I tasting?

01:11:44.280 What's on my palate?

01:11:45.060 Ah, it's chocolate eggs.

01:11:46.380 I wasn't able to trick myself.

01:11:48.220 Is there good chocolate?

01:11:49.340 No, it's that weird

01:11:50.420 sugar-free chemical chocolate

01:11:51.860 that kind of gets chalky

01:11:53.040 and eggs.

01:11:54.920 Zero carbs.

01:11:56.180 Is it like eating dessert?

01:11:57.800 No.

01:11:58.300 No, it's like eating chocolate eggs.

01:11:59.800 Are you satisfied?

01:12:01.240 No, I'm hungrier now even.

01:12:02.920 Yeah.

01:12:03.320 For dessert.

01:12:04.000 How come no one ever makes that?

01:12:05.840 Because it's chocolate eggs.

01:12:07.380 You don't,

01:12:07.800 it doesn't,

01:12:08.340 you don't do that.

01:12:09.320 Yeah.

01:12:09.760 So that's a cringe,

01:12:10.920 but you know,

01:12:11.520 it's good to be on a diet.

01:12:12.920 It's good to eat keto

01:12:13.660 and whatever.

01:12:14.520 And obviously,

01:12:15.040 we're not making fun of that,

01:12:16.040 but chocolate eggs.

01:12:17.540 Two ingredients.

01:12:19.540 Maybe you could add

01:12:20.140 a little almond flour

01:12:20.820 or something.

01:12:21.500 Yeah.

01:12:21.840 Maybe add a,

01:12:22.680 maybe add a little extract.

01:12:24.780 No baking powder.

01:12:26.000 Only two.

01:12:26.720 It's only one ingredient.

01:12:28.160 It's eggs.

01:12:29.800 Yeah.

01:12:30.640 Yeah.

01:12:31.740 You know,

01:12:32.300 it's not enough to,

01:12:33.700 it's not enough ingredients.

01:12:34.960 That's the problem.

01:12:36.220 All right.

01:12:37.540 That is the end of cringe.

01:12:39.000 We're now moving on to urban decay.

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01:14:46.360 Let's get into Urban Decay.

01:14:48.380 We have a lot of urban stuff today.

01:14:49.900 Yeah.

01:14:50.360 Our first clip

01:14:51.280 is a Valentine's Day

01:14:53.460 brawl at the nail salon.

01:14:55.320 You see the white lady?

01:15:15.860 Slowly extricate herself 0.99

01:15:17.260 from the black brawl.

01:15:19.820 Yeah.

01:15:20.060 She basically says

01:15:20.660 I've seen enough

01:15:21.580 and I am allowed to leave.

01:15:23.500 Maybe the $28 pedicure

01:15:25.960 isn't worth it anymore.

01:15:27.100 Maybe I'll go pay

01:15:27.960 the $80 to $100 pedicure

01:15:30.060 and get back with my people.

01:15:31.680 Yeah.

01:15:32.120 And that girl 1.00

01:15:32.700 is just trying to get her nails 0.99

01:15:33.820 done for Valentine's Day.

01:15:35.080 You know?

01:15:35.440 I know.

01:15:36.320 And if you look at the very end

01:15:37.340 on the way out

01:15:38.360 the girl with the red pants

01:15:39.460 picks up a phone

01:15:40.800 on the way out

01:15:41.420 and I don't think it's hers.

01:15:43.040 So it's like

01:15:43.660 I'm leaving.

01:15:44.440 We just got in a fight.

01:15:45.300 Ooh, a phone.

01:15:45.980 One more crime.

01:15:46.960 One more crime.

01:15:47.860 One more crime.

01:15:48.440 All right, go.

01:15:48.940 You know what's funny

01:15:49.560 about those phone thieves

01:15:50.400 like that are impulsive

01:15:51.300 if she is an impulsive phone thief? 0.56

01:15:53.580 They don't know

01:15:54.020 how to jailbreak

01:15:54.900 or factory reset a phone.

01:15:56.480 They don't know anything.

01:15:57.540 They just dump it

01:15:58.200 to their cousin for $28.

01:15:59.920 Yeah.

01:16:01.040 And then, you know,

01:16:02.240 this leads you

01:16:03.240 to a different thing, right?

01:16:04.620 Like, we obviously know

01:16:05.880 that Vietnamese women 0.85

01:16:06.800 really run

01:16:07.880 the nail salon game, right?

01:16:10.340 And do you think

01:16:11.320 they're one of the most

01:16:12.980 racist groups there is

01:16:14.320 because of what they've seen?

01:16:15.920 Yeah.

01:16:16.180 They have the stereotypes

01:16:18.600 from experiences.

01:16:20.320 Yeah.

01:16:20.500 Like, it's not even

01:16:21.140 theoretical racism.

01:16:22.280 They're like racism

01:16:23.680 because of yesterday.

01:16:25.160 They're racist

01:16:25.840 because of two weeks ago,

01:16:27.200 bad customer,

01:16:27.920 run out,

01:16:28.540 two of them together.

01:16:29.760 You got to put the deposit down

01:16:30.900 before you go.

01:16:32.300 They laugh at me.

01:16:34.180 So, yeah,

01:16:34.820 maybe Vietnamese.

01:16:35.620 And you know what?

01:16:36.320 Country is right near Vietnam.

01:16:38.220 Laos.

01:16:38.780 Laos.

01:16:39.540 Yeah.

01:16:40.380 So, the good,

01:16:41.380 you got to take the good

01:16:41.920 with the bad.

01:16:42.360 These are good migrants,

01:16:43.620 the ones who do the nails. 0.99

01:16:45.520 But, yeah, man,

01:16:46.200 it's not worth it

01:16:47.520 to get those cheap nails done 1.00

01:16:50.600 if there's going to be brawls

01:16:51.700 at the nail salon.

01:16:52.720 That's true.

01:16:53.460 It's almost worth

01:16:54.520 paying the extra

01:16:55.640 just to separate yourself

01:16:56.780 whenever you can.

01:16:57.780 That's what I'm learning

01:16:58.500 more and more.

01:16:59.120 You don't go to Wingstop.

01:17:00.260 Like, I know.

01:17:01.260 I shop at Walmart.

01:17:02.540 I shop at Publix.

01:17:03.580 I shop at Costco.

01:17:06.040 And I know Walmart's

01:17:07.220 the cheapest

01:17:07.600 for those little quick items.

01:17:09.240 But I know I'm just going to see 0.96

01:17:10.380 some ugly and fat 1.00

01:17:11.700 and disgusting people 1.00

01:17:13.460 who kind of upset me.

01:17:15.140 And is it worth it?

01:17:16.100 You save $9 over three items.

01:17:18.200 It's like,

01:17:18.480 is it worth it to see a freak?

01:17:20.060 Is it worth it to get pissed off?

01:17:22.020 You got to protect your energy.

01:17:23.200 Yeah.

01:17:23.520 I think I'm done.

01:17:25.020 I have a little bit of that, too.

01:17:26.620 I go to a Publix

01:17:28.340 that's further away

01:17:29.460 than the closest Publix

01:17:30.520 because the closest one

01:17:31.360 is on MLK.

01:17:32.540 Yeah.

01:17:33.000 And it's like,

01:17:33.540 you know,

01:17:34.000 I'm going to go to,

01:17:35.060 let's just call it

01:17:35.860 the white people Publix.

01:17:38.620 I'll wait for that green arrow. 0.71

01:17:40.540 I can make a right-hand turn

01:17:41.760 and go to the black Publix

01:17:42.700 or I can wait for the green arrow,

01:17:44.100 make another turn

01:17:44.900 and, hmm,

01:17:46.300 air's nicer here.

01:17:47.320 Closer to the beach.

01:17:48.420 I feel safer

01:17:49.080 parking the big body Benz here.

01:17:50.660 Yeah.

01:17:51.220 All right.

01:17:51.640 Let's get to our next clip

01:17:52.780 which actually plays off

01:17:54.140 of the Valentine's Day

01:17:55.140 nail salon brawl.

01:17:56.540 This guy was doing

01:17:57.220 an interview in Africa

01:17:58.520 and he was asking

01:17:59.160 an African man

01:18:00.880 what he thinks

01:18:01.500 of black Americans.

01:18:03.120 You think there's a difference

01:18:03.960 between African

01:18:04.540 and black American?

01:18:06.640 Yeah.

01:18:07.100 There's a difference?

01:18:07.720 Big difference.

01:18:08.520 What's the difference?

01:18:09.380 We are very calm.

01:18:10.780 They are always with temper.

01:18:12.700 Who?

01:18:13.900 Nah.

01:18:15.500 I'm not calling the names.

01:18:17.080 Say it.

01:18:17.580 Say what you can say.

01:18:17.860 Don't make me racist.

01:18:20.840 He wanted to say it.

01:18:22.740 Yeah.

01:18:23.320 That's pretty good.

01:18:24.400 You know,

01:18:24.740 I think he's right.

01:18:25.740 There is a bad,

01:18:27.080 there is a worse difference

01:18:28.460 with like entitlement

01:18:29.840 and loud yelling behavior 0.87

01:18:31.280 but I think the violent crime rates

01:18:33.160 all end up being pretty similar

01:18:34.820 and the theft and robbery and stuff,

01:18:36.980 you know.

01:18:37.220 That's very true.

01:18:37.920 All right,

01:18:38.860 our next story,

01:18:39.680 a guy tried to steal

01:18:40.840 some lawn equipment

01:18:41.700 and they locked him

01:18:42.600 in the van.

01:18:45.540 That's the voice

01:18:46.340 of this man,

01:18:47.340 Dean Young,

01:18:48.120 yelling from inside

01:18:49.220 of a locked van.

01:18:50.500 Young was before

01:18:51.100 a judge Thursday

01:18:51.920 after police say

01:18:52.860 he attempted to rob

01:18:53.880 this landscaping van.

01:18:55.180 You can see in the video

01:18:56.100 him getting out of his car,

01:18:57.540 crossing the street

01:18:58.300 and getting inside the van.

01:18:59.880 The owner of the van

01:19:00.920 locked the vehicle

01:19:01.860 when he started landscaping.

01:19:03.520 That's when Young began screaming

01:19:04.980 and kicking the doors for help

01:19:06.560 because he was locked inside.

01:19:08.280 Nursi Toledo,

01:19:09.000 the homeowner,

01:19:09.620 says he was banging

01:19:10.460 on the door for a while.

01:19:12.440 He can't breathe.

01:19:13.480 He was saying,

01:19:14.220 get me out of here.

01:19:15.380 I can't breathe.

01:19:16.460 He would say,

01:19:17.300 papi, help.

01:19:18.140 The police were called

01:19:18.940 and as you can see

01:19:19.780 in the ring video,

01:19:20.860 officers were getting Young

01:19:22.020 out of the van.

01:19:22.940 The arrest form says

01:19:24.000 the landscapers

01:19:24.860 did not let Young out

01:19:26.180 until police arrived.

01:19:27.700 Young tells police

01:19:28.400 that he was handing out

01:19:29.520 business cards

01:19:30.180 when a dog chased him.

01:19:31.440 He got scared

01:19:32.120 and ran to the truck

01:19:33.080 for safety.

01:19:33.840 But video shows

01:19:34.740 a different story.

01:19:36.280 He hit him with the

01:19:37.240 I can't breathe.

01:19:38.500 I can't breathe.

01:19:39.620 A dog ate my homework.

01:19:41.080 Anything you can.

01:19:42.500 These guys will do

01:19:43.240 and say anything

01:19:44.000 when they're caught red-handed.

01:19:45.240 Stealing from like

01:19:46.000 working men, you know?

01:19:47.340 Yeah, working like illegals. 1.00

01:19:49.020 Yeah, working illegals 1.00

01:19:50.360 and you're going to steal

01:19:51.100 like what?

01:19:51.820 The hedge trimmer,

01:19:53.000 the leaf blower?

01:19:54.120 What kind of stuff

01:19:54.760 is really in that van?

01:19:55.460 You're going to sell it

01:19:56.140 for 20 cents on the dollar?

01:19:58.320 Yeah. 1.00

01:19:58.700 Fuck these guys, man. 1.00

01:19:59.560 But I got to admit, 1.00

01:20:00.840 coming up with that excuse

01:20:02.280 on the fly,

01:20:02.960 I got chased in

01:20:03.860 by a random dog.

01:20:04.720 That's like a Costanza move.

01:20:06.120 Oh, yeah.

01:20:06.580 Big Costanza.

01:20:07.620 Yeah.

01:20:08.360 You know,

01:20:09.480 you're not going to admit it.

01:20:11.100 You're not going to.

01:20:11.720 Yeah, you caught me

01:20:12.600 red-handed, officer.

01:20:13.980 It's no,

01:20:14.440 that doesn't work.

01:20:15.040 No, you move to it

01:20:16.280 as easy as the next lie.

01:20:18.040 He was on the spot

01:20:19.200 and that was impressive.

01:20:20.160 Okay.

01:20:20.520 All right.

01:20:20.780 This next story is quick,

01:20:21.960 but it is sad.

01:20:23.600 Can you read the headline?

01:20:24.980 56-year-old man fell asleep

01:20:26.500 while riding the red line

01:20:27.800 to work in mid-October.

01:20:29.560 That was a bad idea.

01:20:30.920 Three guys came along,

01:20:32.360 stole his stuff,

01:20:33.380 and beat him badly,

01:20:34.680 leaving him with a broken eye socket.

01:20:37.260 Prosecutors say

01:20:37.960 these are the men

01:20:38.920 who did it.

01:20:40.560 And so,

01:20:41.360 this was like

01:20:42.080 at 3.30 in the morning,

01:20:43.420 like a guy who woke up

01:20:44.920 for really early work

01:20:46.260 to the point where

01:20:47.620 you're up

01:20:48.820 during the time

01:20:50.020 when the night crawlers

01:20:51.560 are still out.

01:20:52.540 So,

01:20:52.880 it was a bad timing.

01:20:53.660 He fell asleep,

01:20:54.220 let his guard down.

01:20:55.760 But look at the picture

01:20:56.760 of these guys. 1.00

01:20:58.840 Stupid, 1.00

01:21:00.240 retarded, 1.00

01:21:01.640 real stupid. 1.00

01:21:03.160 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:21:03.860 So,

01:21:04.220 like,

01:21:04.880 I don't know.

01:21:05.720 These guys are young 0.92

01:21:07.080 and they're all just bad criminals 0.91

01:21:08.900 and I'm sure they all have priors.

01:21:10.880 But,

01:21:11.380 like,

01:21:11.680 you fall asleep

01:21:12.660 in a city like Chicago

01:21:14.140 and then three,

01:21:15.820 like, 0.97

01:21:16.140 of the most retarded 1.00

01:21:17.300 goon mouth breathers 1.00

01:21:18.340 you've ever seen

01:21:18.940 just appear

01:21:19.780 out of the ether

01:21:20.720 and go,

01:21:21.880 hey,

01:21:22.120 how about this guy,

01:21:22.980 boss?

01:21:23.340 And they can't read a book

01:21:24.760 between three of them.

01:21:25.980 Doofus,

01:21:26.400 doofus,

01:21:26.780 and loofus.

01:21:27.480 Yeah.

01:21:28.280 Yeah.

01:21:28.560 And you fall asleep

01:21:29.460 in Chicago

01:21:30.020 and when you fall asleep

01:21:31.260 on the train in Chicago,

01:21:32.280 there's an opportunity

01:21:33.660 for,

01:21:34.160 like,

01:21:34.380 a romantic moment

01:21:35.500 where you wake up

01:21:36.380 and it's like midnight

01:21:36.980 in Paris.

01:21:37.820 Yeah.

01:21:38.080 I woke up

01:21:38.920 and I'm in 1928 Chicago

01:21:40.940 and wow.

01:21:41.980 There's the Sears Tower.

01:21:43.260 Frank Sinatra

01:21:43.840 or whatever.

01:21:44.880 And you just got robbed

01:21:46.420 by three guys

01:21:47.560 with probably

01:21:48.100 a huge criminal record.

01:21:49.340 Yeah.

01:21:49.560 And a combined IQ

01:21:50.540 less than one

01:21:51.860 average person,

01:21:53.060 right?

01:21:53.340 Yeah.

01:21:53.720 Very true.

01:21:54.520 But these cross-eyed 1.00

01:21:56.220 and stupid 1.00

01:21:56.760 you caught me looks, 1.00

01:21:58.480 these pictures,

01:21:59.320 man,

01:21:59.700 they do more

01:22:01.000 for like the type

01:22:02.100 of guy you're looking

01:22:02.840 to avoid

01:22:03.400 than any sort

01:22:04.200 of New York Post

01:22:04.820 euphemism headline.

01:22:06.120 Yeah.

01:22:06.600 How did they think it up?

01:22:07.920 Hey,

01:22:08.160 let's rob 0.63

01:22:09.360 this sleeping guy 1.00

01:22:10.240 and punch him. 1.00

01:22:11.040 Hey, 1.00

01:22:11.540 you see all that stuff

01:22:12.960 that guy has?

01:22:14.140 That should be ours.

01:22:15.400 That's why you the brain.

01:22:16.520 That's why you the brain,

01:22:17.560 Pinky.

01:22:18.080 Tell me what to do

01:22:19.040 and we'll do it.

01:22:19.760 Yeah.

01:22:20.380 All right.

01:22:20.740 Our next story

01:22:21.640 is a social media post

01:22:23.920 from a lawyer

01:22:24.740 who got her clients off

01:22:26.340 before we play it.

01:22:27.360 There's going to be dancing.

01:22:29.060 Can you read what it says?

01:22:31.080 Dancing outside

01:22:31.780 the biggest criminal justice

01:22:33.180 courthouse

01:22:33.840 after the not guilty verdict

01:22:35.760 on aggravated battery

01:22:37.260 slash firearm

01:22:38.360 and armed habitual.

01:22:40.440 Nice work.

01:22:41.120 You save these guys.

01:22:42.520 And then they're doing this.

01:22:43.780 The lawyer's doing this

01:22:45.320 in the dance.

01:22:46.000 And then did these guys

01:22:47.020 show up to court

01:22:48.340 in this fit?

01:22:49.980 All the ripped jeans 1.00

01:22:51.060 and the stupid lawyer. 1.00

01:22:53.820 Habitual. 1.00

01:22:54.620 So they all repeat offenders.

01:22:56.400 They're habitual offenders.

01:22:57.580 And the lawyer

01:22:58.140 is celebrating

01:22:59.100 because they got them off 0.99

01:23:00.640 because black people 0.90

01:23:01.380 are innocent 0.68

01:23:02.240 because the judge 1.00

01:23:03.900 is white and shit. 1.00

01:23:04.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:05.540 Yeah.

01:23:06.060 It's the white judge 0.73

01:23:07.220 versus a black teenager.

01:23:08.840 Who's going to

01:23:09.480 and it's like,

01:23:09.940 well,

01:23:10.040 what did they do?

01:23:11.180 Aggravated assault

01:23:12.060 armed weapon charges.

01:23:14.080 What did we cover

01:23:14.980 last episode?

01:23:16.340 That one judge

01:23:17.080 who said,

01:23:17.560 because you're

01:23:17.960 an African-American

01:23:18.780 young man,

01:23:19.580 et cetera.

01:23:20.860 Yeah.

01:23:21.260 This lawyer heard

01:23:22.860 the et cetera

01:23:23.880 and she goes,

01:23:24.820 wink.

01:23:25.900 Thanks, judge.

01:23:27.380 All right.

01:23:27.620 Let's go to our next story.

01:23:28.960 It's from Chick-fil-A.

01:23:30.160 It's something

01:23:30.620 I didn't realize,

01:23:31.600 but if you weren't

01:23:32.500 a fan of Chick-fil-A,

01:23:33.300 now you might be.

01:23:34.240 Yeah.

01:23:34.480 Chick-fil-A franchisee

01:23:35.780 refused to hire 0.96

01:23:36.700 ghetto black employees, 1.00

01:23:39.160 lawsuit says. 0.97

01:23:40.460 In addition,

01:23:41.300 former operations manager

01:23:42.700 Tiffany Lynch

01:23:43.520 claims her boss 0.57

01:23:44.400 regularly used

01:23:45.220 the N-word,

01:23:46.200 insinuated that 0.99

01:23:46.920 black people smell 1.00

01:23:47.860 and that they 1.00

01:23:48.860 require extra cleanup,

01:23:50.580 according to court filings.

01:23:52.340 This story is from

01:23:53.280 early February,

01:23:54.460 but refused to hire 0.77

01:23:56.100 ghetto black employees, 1.00

01:23:57.760 which is an interesting headline. 0.98

01:23:59.320 What do you think about that?

01:24:00.260 Well, I was thinking,

01:24:01.460 can you name one business

01:24:03.000 that successfully

01:24:04.020 runs off of 0.96

01:24:05.200 ghetto black employees? 0.99

01:24:07.140 I think Spirit 0.99

01:24:08.080 just went bankrupt.

01:24:09.320 They didn't even necessarily 0.98

01:24:10.360 run off ghetto black employees. 0.98

01:24:11.840 They just had too many 1.00

01:24:12.540 ghetto black customers. 0.99

01:24:14.420 Wingstop runs off 1.00

01:24:15.420 ghetto black employees, 1.00

01:24:16.400 but they have like 0.99

01:24:17.080 a foolproof system

01:24:18.000 where the fryer

01:24:19.620 is set on a timer

01:24:20.740 and the sauces are easy

01:24:22.100 so they get away with it.

01:24:23.780 Your local drug dealer,

01:24:25.160 probably.

01:24:25.820 Yeah.

01:24:26.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:26.700 That's like an entrepreneurial...

01:24:28.380 That guy you used to buy

01:24:29.140 weed from in high school. 1.00

01:24:30.140 Yeah, he's a ghetto black. 1.00

01:24:31.860 But yeah, 0.99

01:24:32.420 I take no offense to this.

01:24:34.040 I don't know what business

01:24:35.000 would want to hire 0.99

01:24:35.940 ghetto black employees. 0.99

01:24:37.860 Now, we all know 0.98

01:24:38.920 with the Civil Rights Act,

01:24:39.880 you can't say,

01:24:40.340 I don't want to hire 1.00

01:24:41.460 any black employees. 0.99

01:24:42.660 That'll get you in trouble. 0.99

01:24:44.000 But I don't see the issue 0.98

01:24:45.120 with avoiding ghetto blacks. 0.90

01:24:47.440 It's a very specific type 0.98

01:24:48.700 of black.

01:24:49.200 And it's Chick-fil-A.

01:24:50.020 They run a decent operation.

01:24:51.740 You have to say,

01:24:52.240 my pleasure.

01:24:53.720 Yeah, my pleasure.

01:24:54.740 My pleasure.

01:24:56.240 Like, what are you going to do?

01:24:58.180 I mean,

01:24:58.620 well, this whole world

01:24:59.660 of where like 0.99

01:25:00.200 we need to like ghetto blacks. 1.00

01:25:02.140 I don't know who likes ghetto blacks 1.00

01:25:04.080 other than other ghetto blacks. 0.98

01:25:05.720 What happened?

01:25:06.300 Why would you want...

01:25:07.400 Yeah, exactly.

01:25:08.380 It's not like they said, 0.98

01:25:09.020 oh, they don't hire black people. 1.00

01:25:10.420 Ghetto black people. 1.00

01:25:11.320 Yeah, good idea. 1.00

01:25:12.000 That's a specific type of person.

01:25:13.800 It's a very good idea.

01:25:14.660 I know charming,

01:25:16.100 nice kids

01:25:16.940 who are young,

01:25:17.660 black Chick-fil-A workers.

01:25:18.660 I've seen them. 0.78

01:25:19.240 They've probably taken my order.

01:25:20.900 They're nice young men.

01:25:22.300 Are you ghetto?

01:25:22.920 They would go, no.

01:25:23.660 I would never call myself that.

01:25:25.280 My dad made sure not to.

01:25:26.480 Yeah, exactly.

01:25:27.920 I don't understand

01:25:28.620 why this is such a big deal.

01:25:29.880 All right,

01:25:30.220 let's get to our last piece

01:25:31.400 of Urban Decay.

01:25:32.620 This is what we mentioned

01:25:33.180 in the intro.

01:25:34.140 We have some of our heroes

01:25:35.420 being killed by street rats.

01:25:37.000 The first story is very sad.

01:25:38.580 It's about an Olympic skating coach.

01:25:41.100 ...resting an ex-convict

01:25:42.420 with a lengthy criminal history

01:25:44.200 suspected of shooting

01:25:45.460 and killing

01:25:46.060 a USA figure skating coach 0.96

01:25:48.420 while she was waiting

01:25:49.820 in a drive-thru.

01:25:51.440 Chandley Painter is here

01:25:52.400 with the details.

01:25:53.420 Hi, Chandley.

01:25:53.980 Yeah, hey, guys.

01:25:54.580 So police say 28-year-old

01:25:55.840 Gabrielle Sam Linehan

01:25:57.240 was just sitting inside her car

01:25:58.920 in a Starbucks drive-thru

01:26:00.320 in St. Louis, Missouri,

01:26:01.520 Tuesday morning

01:26:02.040 when suddenly this man,

01:26:04.140 Keith Lamont Brown,

01:26:05.180 walked up to her vehicle,

01:26:07.020 ordered her to raise her hands, 0.99

01:26:08.640 and then shot and killed her. 0.93

01:26:10.720 Brown then allegedly 0.93

01:26:11.480 took her bank cards

01:26:12.700 and driver's license

01:26:13.500 before fleeing.

01:26:14.720 The 58-year-old convicted felon

01:26:16.380 who has a criminal history

01:26:17.560 dating back to 1986

01:26:19.120 was arrested the next day.

01:26:22.360 Brown has now been charged

01:26:23.640 with first-degree murder,

01:26:24.980 three counts of first-degree robbery,

01:26:26.860 four counts of armed criminal action,

01:26:28.640 and one count of unlawful

01:26:30.080 possession of a firearm.

01:26:31.400 At the time of the shooting,

01:26:33.400 Brown was also wanted

01:26:34.460 for two other armed robberies

01:26:36.380 that took place

01:26:36.940 just days before Linehan's murder.

01:26:39.740 In 2014,

01:26:40.700 Linehan represented

01:26:41.440 U.S. figure skating

01:26:42.720 on a team that won

01:26:44.180 a silver medal

01:26:45.240 at the U.S. Synchronized

01:26:46.500 Skating Championships

01:26:47.380 that year

01:26:48.040 and the Metro Edge

01:26:49.300 Figure Skating Club

01:26:50.440 where Linehan taught,

01:26:52.020 saying this in part,

01:26:53.140 quote,

01:26:53.440 that Coach Sam

01:26:54.520 will be deeply missed.

01:26:56.840 Guys, back to you.

01:26:57.660 What a tragic story.

01:26:59.280 Super sad.

01:27:00.160 Because those coaches

01:27:01.120 for skating

01:27:02.840 at a competitive level

01:27:03.780 to the Olympics,

01:27:04.680 those are legendary coaches.

01:27:06.920 They have different classes

01:27:09.140 and everyone knows them

01:27:10.280 and they have

01:27:10.800 a different relationship

01:27:11.380 with everybody,

01:27:12.080 but they're local heroes

01:27:14.160 in a way

01:27:14.740 because how many people

01:27:16.180 can coach you

01:27:16.880 to the Olympics?

01:27:18.100 Your local skating rinks

01:27:19.360 don't have that.

01:27:20.620 So that's like

01:27:21.040 a special person

01:27:21.880 in a community

01:27:22.600 and then they surrounded

01:27:23.860 that person

01:27:24.460 and they had their hitters

01:27:25.600 and a few people

01:27:26.260 went to the Olympics

01:27:26.880 and they got a silver medal 0.88

01:27:28.240 and then you get killed 0.95

01:27:29.360 by some street rat 0.97

01:27:30.340 for nothing

01:27:30.920 and then a judge

01:27:32.020 will make an excuse,

01:27:32.980 well, it's not easy 0.87

01:27:33.880 as a black man in America 0.83

01:27:35.180 waiting in line

01:27:35.940 at Starbucks, etc.

01:27:37.380 Yeah.

01:27:38.460 And this guy

01:27:39.340 was like on a crime spree.

01:27:42.580 He had robbed

01:27:43.340 and fired his gun

01:27:44.540 in several different businesses.

01:27:46.660 He only escalated

01:27:47.940 to murder

01:27:48.580 in this case.

01:27:51.380 It's just so sad

01:27:52.540 to watch like

01:27:53.280 a repeat offender,

01:27:54.460 violent, 0.99

01:27:55.600 mangy guy, 1.00

01:27:56.740 like looks like shit, 1.00

01:27:57.720 you know, 1.00

01:27:58.440 skinny,

01:27:59.320 unkempt

01:27:59.940 and he ends up

01:28:01.240 killing someone

01:28:01.860 who just happened 0.96

01:28:02.480 to be like

01:28:03.160 a Team USA

01:28:05.080 figure skater

01:28:06.080 and that's the point

01:28:08.080 we're not going

01:28:08.540 to talk too much

01:28:09.380 about like

01:28:09.900 obviously we're harping

01:28:10.880 on the repeat offenders

01:28:13.040 and people

01:28:14.360 who shouldn't have

01:28:14.780 been let out jail

01:28:15.460 who are out

01:28:16.080 and able to commit a crime.

01:28:17.320 That's not what

01:28:17.940 this section is about.

01:28:18.760 We've done that

01:28:19.460 all the time.

01:28:20.400 You guys all know

01:28:21.260 how bad it is

01:28:21.900 and how judges

01:28:22.400 are looking for excuses,

01:28:23.580 right?

01:28:24.460 But what we're trying

01:28:26.120 to point out

01:28:26.540 in this little section

01:28:27.320 is like

01:28:27.880 who the street rats kill

01:28:29.940 or who an illegal 0.99

01:28:30.920 immigrant kills 1.00

01:28:31.800 is actually like 0.99

01:28:33.080 someone who should

01:28:33.740 be cherished

01:28:34.600 and who's leading

01:28:36.180 like a good life

01:28:37.460 and that aggravates it.

01:28:39.400 It makes the crime

01:28:40.120 even worse.

01:28:40.720 Like, wait,

01:28:41.960 there's just some nice lady 1.00

01:28:42.960 who was a former

01:28:44.100 competitive figure skater

01:28:45.180 who is now coaching.

01:28:46.480 Like, oh,

01:28:47.460 we need that.

01:28:47.940 If a street rat

01:28:48.260 killed a street rat,

01:28:49.280 it's like,

01:28:50.080 nay.

01:28:50.720 Whatever.

01:28:51.260 He goes to jail.

01:28:51.920 You gotta go to jail.

01:28:53.060 That's not good.

01:28:54.020 Yeah.

01:28:54.400 But like different.

01:28:55.420 But like really nice,

01:28:57.100 high caliber people

01:28:58.280 are becoming the victims

01:28:59.320 of like this blob

01:29:00.780 of foreign born 0.56

01:29:03.000 or like African American 0.98

01:29:04.900 repeat offenders. 0.99

01:29:06.120 Repeat offenders.

01:29:08.260 Anything else to say

01:29:09.300 before we move on?

01:29:10.060 Well, that's very true

01:29:11.980 and if we obviously

01:29:13.260 took care of the

01:29:13.880 repeat offender problem,

01:29:14.780 this wouldn't happen

01:29:15.420 but now that we're not,

01:29:16.880 our highest people

01:29:18.260 in society

01:29:19.180 are at risk

01:29:20.040 because they're living

01:29:21.020 in an irrational world.

01:29:22.400 Yeah.

01:29:22.960 And we have like America,

01:29:25.280 right?

01:29:26.020 We have stock

01:29:27.800 and a certain type

01:29:28.740 of people

01:29:29.320 who need to be protected

01:29:30.940 and guarded.

01:29:31.600 Like people who are

01:29:32.900 highly trained

01:29:34.260 or have been

01:29:35.940 or highly specialized

01:29:37.120 and have been doing

01:29:38.100 one thing for 25 years,

01:29:39.780 right?

01:29:40.480 And then to get that

01:29:41.180 snuffed out

01:29:41.760 by some guy

01:29:42.360 who's like looking

01:29:42.980 to like steal 90 bucks

01:29:44.880 off your credit cards

01:29:45.660 before they're canceled,

01:29:47.180 you know,

01:29:47.860 in what world

01:29:48.680 is that fair

01:29:49.620 or should that guy

01:29:50.620 even be breathing

01:29:51.340 the same air, right?

01:29:52.680 Very true.

01:29:53.320 And we have another

01:29:53.680 example here.

01:29:54.440 Yeah, this next one

01:29:55.280 from CWB Chicago.

01:29:56.580 A drunk driver

01:29:57.100 was going about

01:29:57.660 105 miles per hour

01:29:59.040 down Washington Boulevard

01:30:00.200 when he ran a red light

01:30:01.240 and slammed into

01:30:01.880 a young doctor's car

01:30:02.920 on the west side.

01:30:03.940 If you know anything

01:30:04.720 about Chicago,

01:30:05.540 Washington Boulevard,

01:30:06.580 like 105 miles an hour,

01:30:08.600 that's insane.

01:30:09.800 You never even go

01:30:10.920 100 on like 90

01:30:12.160 on the highway.

01:30:13.480 This is doing it

01:30:14.340 on side streets.

01:30:15.280 The doctor nearly died.

01:30:17.600 This guy was treated

01:30:18.620 and released.

01:30:19.240 So he smashed

01:30:21.380 this doctor

01:30:22.240 and gave him

01:30:23.600 basically I think

01:30:24.360 a traumatic brain injury

01:30:26.340 and this guy

01:30:27.700 was driving

01:30:28.120 his 2020 Jeep

01:30:29.260 Grand Cherokee

01:30:29.980 westbound

01:30:30.860 when he lost control,

01:30:32.080 blah, blah, blah.

01:30:33.020 And I think this guy

01:30:34.080 had an ankle monitor on.

01:30:36.380 He had a blood alcohol

01:30:37.940 of 0.155

01:30:39.380 and...

01:30:40.980 Which is twice

01:30:41.440 the legal limit.

01:30:42.220 Yeah, he was on

01:30:43.040 some bail thing.

01:30:44.580 Like, this is just

01:30:45.480 like a guy

01:30:45.920 and then who do you run into?

01:30:47.740 A guy on his last year

01:30:50.440 of residency

01:30:51.040 who's 30,

01:30:51.800 who's about to be a doctor,

01:30:52.880 who just spent

01:30:53.660 all this time

01:30:54.480 doing the right thing,

01:30:56.260 you know?

01:30:57.220 And it's not like

01:30:58.600 a wrong place

01:31:00.440 at the wrong time.

01:31:01.220 It's not like the doctor

01:31:01.800 was out at four

01:31:02.520 in the morning

01:31:02.980 at some nightclub.

01:31:03.900 Up to no good,

01:31:04.760 yeah, or something.

01:31:05.480 You know?

01:31:05.900 It's like you were just

01:31:06.540 driving in your Prius.

01:31:07.920 Yeah.

01:31:08.500 So, I mean,

01:31:09.240 there's...

01:31:09.800 Something's got to be said

01:31:10.720 for the...

01:31:12.200 like the caliber

01:31:13.740 of people 0.98

01:31:14.360 that you're killing

01:31:15.260 and you know

01:31:18.120 the...

01:31:18.540 a tale of two cities,

01:31:19.720 right?

01:31:20.100 Like,

01:31:21.060 someone who works hard

01:31:21.980 and gets all this

01:31:23.060 and then is like

01:31:23.920 living an honest life

01:31:25.140 and is packing

01:31:26.860 their brain

01:31:27.420 with information

01:31:28.200 and doing all

01:31:28.940 the right things.

01:31:30.020 We really...

01:31:30.740 That person

01:31:31.280 really shouldn't

01:31:32.080 have to interact

01:31:32.780 with a repeat 0.97

01:31:33.340 offender street rat

01:31:34.220 ever, pretty much.

01:31:36.140 And I don't know

01:31:37.100 what happened

01:31:38.100 in society

01:31:38.640 where, well,

01:31:39.420 you do have to

01:31:40.040 walk past him

01:31:40.720 and he's gonna ask

01:31:41.580 you for money

01:31:42.100 and, yeah, 0.91

01:31:43.680 he might carry a knife.

01:31:44.760 I don't know.

01:31:45.880 And we're gonna let him out

01:31:47.180 if he has to go to jail.

01:31:48.700 Like, you shouldn't even

01:31:49.440 cross paths

01:31:50.760 with that type of guy

01:31:51.580 and it's just so frustrating.

01:31:53.160 An Olympic figure skater,

01:31:54.380 a doctor.

01:31:55.040 It's like,

01:31:55.360 who are we

01:31:56.620 sacrificing to the altar

01:31:58.920 of, like,

01:31:59.580 criminal justice reform

01:32:00.760 or whatever?

01:32:01.700 Yeah.

01:32:02.040 And then the driver

01:32:02.680 in that story

01:32:03.420 was treated and released.

01:32:04.840 Yeah.

01:32:05.700 So he doesn't even

01:32:06.260 get in trouble.

01:32:06.900 Great.

01:32:07.600 All right.

01:32:07.900 Well, don't get too down

01:32:08.640 or too depressed.

01:32:09.640 Moving on to uplifting gold

01:32:11.260 and we have some

01:32:11.900 uplifting stuff today.

01:32:13.720 All right.

01:32:14.200 Our first clip

01:32:14.860 from uplifting gold

01:32:15.740 I thought was funny.

01:32:16.800 It's a guy who collected

01:32:18.000 a bunch of homeless people

01:32:19.140 and then they were doing

01:32:19.900 ding-dong ditching 1.00

01:32:20.720 at a hotel.

01:32:32.920 We're just playing dice

01:32:33.820 and rolling rain,

01:32:34.300 but right now

01:32:34.800 it turns into a gambling ad.

01:32:37.700 Of course,

01:32:38.120 because why else

01:32:38.680 would you get the homeless

01:32:39.400 together to start annoying

01:32:40.740 paying customers

01:32:42.020 unless you were getting

01:32:42.900 paid by a dystopian

01:32:44.360 gambling app?

01:32:45.440 Yeah, pretty much.

01:32:46.620 But I like how you

01:32:47.380 collect the homeless people.

01:32:48.980 Hey, that takes work

01:32:50.320 to collect homeless people.

01:32:51.440 It takes work.

01:32:52.840 You got to get them

01:32:53.420 all into a car.

01:32:54.200 It's like herding cats.

01:32:55.760 You can't do it.

01:32:56.620 They're all on their own mission.

01:32:57.640 And it's production value.

01:32:58.980 Very true.

01:32:59.520 How do you get five,

01:33:01.380 you know,

01:33:01.660 imagine you do five something.

01:33:02.980 Oh, I need five NFL players.

01:33:05.760 Impossible.

01:33:06.360 That's so true.

01:33:07.200 The rate for five homeless

01:33:08.380 is like $20 and a corn dog.

01:33:10.160 You can get five homeless

01:33:11.020 for a hundred bucks

01:33:11.800 and five corn dogs.

01:33:12.860 Yeah.

01:33:13.540 That's easy.

01:33:14.240 All right.

01:33:14.640 Easy math.

01:33:15.640 All right.

01:33:16.000 Next clip of Uplifting Gold

01:33:17.440 is this guy

01:33:18.060 who's a horse jumper.

01:33:19.660 And you'll see why.

01:33:24.860 What's a horse jumper?

01:33:26.320 You'll see what

01:33:27.100 a horse jumper is.

01:33:28.340 He's got his wrestling shoes on.

01:33:29.720 Isn't that good?

01:33:37.440 And that's enough.

01:33:38.380 But he eventually does

01:33:40.040 jump rope on the horse too.

01:33:41.500 I like horses.

01:33:42.620 They're nice.

01:33:43.840 Yeah.

01:33:44.680 You like horses?

01:33:46.360 Yeah.

01:33:47.120 They're nice.

01:33:47.380 I wish I got to spend

01:33:48.080 more time with them.

01:33:49.020 How much horse experience

01:33:50.080 do you have?

01:33:51.140 Very little.

01:33:52.080 You've been on one before.

01:33:53.460 As a kid.

01:33:54.560 Never as an adult.

01:33:55.560 And would you?

01:33:56.000 I'm too heavy to,

01:33:56.840 I need like a Clydesdale.

01:33:58.520 You know?

01:33:59.620 I feel bad putting 240 1.00

01:34:00.760 on a string back like that.

01:34:03.140 Yeah.

01:34:04.000 You know?

01:34:04.500 So.

01:34:04.940 But I like them.

01:34:05.840 I respect them.

01:34:06.780 I just wish I had more access.

01:34:08.740 I'm a city boy.

01:34:09.960 You think horses remember?

01:34:11.860 Oh yeah.

01:34:12.480 Good memory.

01:34:13.140 Yeah?

01:34:13.640 Yeah.

01:34:14.120 They live for a long time.

01:34:16.340 Long in the tooth.

01:34:17.500 You think they've played back

01:34:18.800 like,

01:34:19.400 remember that summer

01:34:20.680 when we were running on the beach?

01:34:22.160 Yeah.

01:34:22.460 Well,

01:34:22.800 maybe not play it back,

01:34:24.040 but they get excited

01:34:24.960 when they see you again

01:34:25.880 and you left for a while.

01:34:27.500 But they don't think of you

01:34:28.360 until they see you again

01:34:29.280 like a dog?

01:34:30.160 I don't know.

01:34:30.740 Maybe.

01:34:31.580 Maybe they have dreams

01:34:32.640 and I don't know.

01:34:33.840 We'll look into it.

01:34:34.540 Let us know in the comments

01:34:35.380 if horses have dreams

01:34:36.660 or can think about memories

01:34:38.380 or if they just remember

01:34:39.580 when they get triggered by it.

01:34:40.940 Yeah.

01:34:41.120 Let us know about that.

01:34:42.500 Oh,

01:34:42.860 everyone.

01:34:43.680 Thanks.

01:34:44.280 All right.

01:34:44.600 Next,

01:34:45.000 this is a natural phenomenon.

01:34:48.680 It's when ice that's melted

01:34:51.320 comes to the surface

01:34:52.540 and then piles up on a lake.

01:34:55.640 It's kind of cool.

01:34:57.500 See,

01:34:58.060 you guys don't see this everywhere.

01:35:01.500 Look at that.

01:35:02.800 That's a natural phenomenon.

01:35:04.800 What's happening?

01:35:06.220 Ice is just getting pushed

01:35:07.420 to the shore

01:35:08.040 and it's just turning

01:35:10.400 into ice on the shore.

01:35:13.260 But it's kind of cool.

01:35:15.360 If I saw that in like 1200,

01:35:18.300 I would be like,

01:35:18.940 something happened

01:35:19.600 at the lake today.

01:35:20.560 Yeah.

01:35:20.960 And I would write about it

01:35:22.300 and be like,

01:35:22.900 this is a special spot.

01:35:24.440 I would get,

01:35:25.520 I would misunderstand.

01:35:26.560 Yeah.

01:35:26.800 If you blame a witch

01:35:28.220 or something,

01:35:29.300 you would be looking

01:35:30.420 for a prophecy.

01:35:31.560 Yeah.

01:35:31.880 You wouldn't go to battle

01:35:32.900 after seeing that.

01:35:34.100 Yeah.

01:35:35.180 We can't go.

01:35:36.180 I get that.

01:35:36.960 The ice.

01:35:37.720 Bad omen.

01:35:38.180 The way it came in.

01:35:39.180 Yeah.

01:35:39.400 All right.

01:35:39.800 Our last piece

01:35:40.880 is our Pure Americana

01:35:41.920 clip of the week.

01:35:42.480 It's actually just a story.

01:35:44.620 This girl,

01:35:45.960 Pennsylvania Girl Scout 6,

01:35:47.420 breaks record,

01:35:48.160 sells 87,000 boxes of cookies.

01:35:51.040 That's nice.

01:35:52.240 There you go.

01:35:53.020 And then you got

01:35:53.440 a Richard Ratboy,

01:35:54.740 one of the parents

01:35:55.660 is Richard Ratboy.

01:35:56.740 Yeah.

01:35:57.020 The mom is Ratboy 0.98

01:35:58.100 wearing a gay pride shirt 0.97

01:35:59.700 that says love over all

01:36:02.360 or something.

01:36:03.120 Yeah.

01:36:03.420 You can't even do

01:36:04.000 uplifting gold.

01:36:04.780 I know. 0.80

01:36:05.480 You're bad. 0.94

01:36:06.220 But it looks like you. 0.88

01:36:07.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36:08.560 So there's a doppel.

01:36:09.520 Okay.

01:36:09.980 There you go, buddy.

01:36:10.940 All right.

01:36:11.340 We got some shout-outs.

01:36:14.380 Okay.

01:36:15.740 First things first.

01:36:17.040 We're at the end

01:36:17.420 of the episode.

01:36:18.080 We're on to shout-outs.

01:36:19.200 First things first.

01:36:21.640 Remember we spoke

01:36:22.400 about the bobsled?

01:36:23.940 Yeah.

01:36:24.580 Last episode?

01:36:25.460 Yeah.

01:36:25.560 And we were talking like,

01:36:26.200 how do you get into that?

01:36:27.120 Uh-huh.

01:36:27.680 Someone messaged me

01:36:28.800 and said that they were

01:36:30.040 an Olympic bobsledder.

01:36:31.360 Okay.

01:36:32.040 And how did they get into it?

01:36:32.980 They were playing

01:36:33.400 a different sport

01:36:34.060 and then they switched?

01:36:34.760 And his name is Nate.

01:36:35.840 Okay.

01:36:36.120 And I asked how you got into it.

01:36:37.760 Uh-huh.

01:36:38.240 And he said,

01:36:39.700 well, I'll just say it.

01:36:41.660 He was using the bathroom

01:36:43.060 and he was reading a magazine

01:36:45.540 and in the, like,

01:36:47.100 his men's health magazine,

01:36:48.220 it was like,

01:36:49.080 bobsled, gold medalist,

01:36:50.940 blah, blah, blah.

01:36:51.840 Okay.

01:36:52.020 And he goes,

01:36:52.420 I can do that.

01:36:53.360 Yeah.

01:36:53.640 And then he started training for it

01:36:55.420 and then, like,

01:36:56.380 in the next time

01:36:57.200 the Olympics came around,

01:36:58.220 he was in the sled

01:36:59.260 with the guy in the magazine.

01:37:01.560 See?

01:37:02.480 Not a lot of people

01:37:03.240 are trying for it.

01:37:04.200 And he said they usually

01:37:04.820 recruit people

01:37:05.360 from track and field?

01:37:06.360 Yeah.

01:37:06.620 That's what all the sprinters 0.99

01:37:08.620 on our football team

01:37:09.680 were, like, 0.99

01:37:10.160 fucking around with bobsled 0.96

01:37:11.020 after college. 0.98

01:37:11.700 But he just said, 1.00

01:37:12.000 fuck it. 1.00

01:37:12.480 I can do that. 1.00

01:37:13.260 Yeah.

01:37:13.540 And he committed.

01:37:14.380 And he's also a veteran.

01:37:16.040 Good for you.

01:37:16.700 And his name's Nate.

01:37:17.920 That's fun.

01:37:18.700 2018 Olympian.

01:37:19.760 That's side quest. 1.00

01:37:20.860 Side quest shit. 1.00

01:37:21.920 All right. 1.00

01:37:22.180 We got some shout outs.

01:37:23.380 Eric and Vera

01:37:24.200 had a nice Valentine's Day

01:37:26.000 with us.

01:37:26.940 How romantic.

01:37:27.860 They put us up there.

01:37:28.940 Thank you.

01:37:29.680 That's so nice.

01:37:30.620 We all spent time together.

01:37:32.240 What is that?

01:37:32.560 Hot chocolate?

01:37:33.480 Yeah.

01:37:33.680 With some cream?

01:37:34.120 It's romantic.

01:37:35.200 Look at the nice table

01:37:36.060 setting, too.

01:37:37.020 Oh, that's lovely.

01:37:38.520 Good work, Vera.

01:37:39.480 Good work.

01:37:40.120 Happy birthday to Lila

01:37:41.340 on February 16th.

01:37:42.940 Her and her boyfriend

01:37:43.820 watch every episode

01:37:45.220 together.

01:37:47.360 And she wasn't

01:37:48.780 the most right-wing

01:37:49.580 person initially,

01:37:50.600 but now she's full schizo now 0.98

01:37:52.360 and they watch every episode.

01:37:54.240 Happy birthday, Lila.

01:37:55.380 So that's how it works.

01:37:56.180 Happy birthday to Kyle VN.

01:37:58.440 We'll give you initials.

01:37:59.640 We're not going to do

01:38:00.020 your full name.

01:38:00.600 On February 17th

01:38:02.200 from his wife, Michelle.

01:38:03.780 Kyle.

01:38:04.180 Happy birthday, Kyle VN.

01:38:05.620 We'll protect your identity.

01:38:06.800 Yeah, because it's

01:38:07.440 a unique name.

01:38:09.180 Yeah.

01:38:09.620 Van something.

01:38:11.080 Can't give it away

01:38:11.900 to get everyone fired.

01:38:12.800 You Dutch. 1.00

01:38:13.520 You Dutch boys. 1.00

01:38:14.480 We got a happy birthday

01:38:15.400 to Evan's wife

01:38:16.320 on February 17th.

01:38:17.860 Happy birthday, Evan's wife.

01:38:18.540 They've been watching

01:38:19.220 since they started dating.

01:38:21.160 Hey, sounds like Evan

01:38:22.540 forgot to mention

01:38:23.180 his wife's name

01:38:23.860 in the DM

01:38:24.660 and that's the kind

01:38:26.500 of shout-out you get.

01:38:27.320 But I didn't leave it.

01:38:28.600 There you go.

01:38:29.020 I didn't say,

01:38:29.480 not doing it.

01:38:30.260 I'm going to do it

01:38:30.960 with what I got.

01:38:31.800 Shout-out to Evan's wife.

01:38:32.540 We want to shout-out

01:38:33.420 Joe and Joe

01:38:34.120 at the NYPD.

01:38:35.880 Hey, couple good old boys,

01:38:37.580 Joe and Joe.

01:38:38.000 And I was thinking,

01:38:38.720 like, is this going to be okay?

01:38:39.920 There's a lot of guys.

01:38:40.860 There's a lot of Joes. 1.00

01:38:42.200 A lot of Jimmies. 1.00

01:38:43.220 A lot of Joes. 1.00

01:38:44.140 A lot of James.

01:38:44.980 Yeah.

01:38:45.380 But they watch

01:38:45.940 every episode together

01:38:46.840 on Tuesday and Friday

01:38:47.680 and they love the show

01:38:48.420 and they're also frustrated

01:38:49.380 with what's going on.

01:38:50.460 Of course they are.

01:38:51.260 They're saying, like,

01:38:54.300 everyone's kind of

01:38:55.240 just trying to get

01:38:56.020 to their pension

01:38:56.700 or whatever.

01:38:57.360 We had a clip

01:38:57.980 that we had to skip

01:38:58.760 that was in Urban Decay

01:38:59.860 where this cop tases a guy. 1.00

01:39:03.080 And we'll probably play it

01:39:03.840 in Bonus Land,

01:39:04.500 but this cop tases a guy 0.99

01:39:06.060 and he has to holster

01:39:07.320 his taser.

01:39:08.000 They're, like,

01:39:08.280 kind of doing a standoff

01:39:09.180 dance around.

01:39:10.140 And then you said

01:39:11.100 the point,

01:39:11.820 the cop basically has to wait

01:39:13.160 until he gets punched

01:39:14.040 or swung on

01:39:15.020 before he can actually go.

01:39:16.920 So it's like,

01:39:17.680 instead of being a cop

01:39:18.640 when you know

01:39:19.180 this guy's resisting

01:39:20.040 and being weird

01:39:20.860 and you have to get him,

01:39:22.160 you've got to wait

01:39:22.600 for him to swing on you now.

01:39:23.680 So Joe and Joe,

01:39:24.480 I'm sure they've experienced

01:39:25.400 a similar thing.

01:39:27.140 Yeah.

01:39:27.540 And police work

01:39:28.460 ain't as fun

01:39:29.000 as it used to be.

01:39:30.060 We love you guys.

01:39:31.440 Yeah.

01:39:31.740 We love the police.

01:39:35.460 And...

01:39:35.900 PBA card?

01:39:37.660 I don't go to New York.

01:39:39.580 I don't go to New York either,

01:39:40.880 but I think if you show

01:39:41.580 a New York PBA card

01:39:42.900 in Florida,

01:39:43.800 there's, like,

01:39:44.380 camaraderie.

01:39:45.600 Reciprocity.

01:39:46.160 There's reciprocity.

01:39:47.100 Oh, you're well-received

01:39:48.580 in New York.

01:39:49.160 New York likes you.

01:39:50.440 Oh.

01:39:51.040 Yeah.

01:39:51.660 All right.

01:39:52.520 I'm just kidding.

01:39:53.260 I don't need anything.

01:39:54.060 Yeah.

01:39:54.900 This is a very special one.

01:39:57.320 Happy birthday to Odette.

01:39:59.300 On February 16th,

01:40:01.360 she turns nine years old

01:40:02.860 and she has cats

01:40:05.200 and her dad made a catio,

01:40:07.840 which is a cat patio,

01:40:09.320 which we have a picture of here,

01:40:10.740 and it attaches to her room

01:40:12.100 so the cat can come and go

01:40:13.600 and the cat has his own patio.

01:40:16.160 That's cool.

01:40:16.780 But for her birthday,

01:40:18.820 Odette wants a hamster. 1.00

01:40:21.440 Cats and hamsters

01:40:22.440 do not mix, Odette.

01:40:23.720 Odette, cats and hamsters

01:40:24.960 do not mix,

01:40:25.680 and I want to tell you

01:40:26.620 that when I was growing up,

01:40:28.260 I had a hamster,

01:40:29.620 and I kept it in my room,

01:40:31.280 and at night,

01:40:32.360 they're nocturnal.

01:40:33.780 He would come out

01:40:34.660 and go on his wheel.

01:40:36.040 He would go

01:40:36.460 and drink the water.

01:40:38.560 He was digging,

01:40:39.720 and I swear,

01:40:40.700 for, like,

01:40:41.240 a year,

01:40:42.380 I was not getting good...

01:40:43.760 I couldn't sleep.

01:40:44.580 It was too loud.

01:40:45.580 I had this, like,

01:40:46.220 rat in my room too loud,

01:40:47.820 and...

01:40:48.920 I had a hamster growing up, too.

01:40:50.100 Yeah.

01:40:51.180 And then the hamster...

01:40:52.880 I don't remember anything

01:40:53.420 like that happening, though.

01:40:54.520 And then the hamster...

01:40:56.100 I can tell the story

01:40:57.280 because Chinese Donut Boy,

01:40:58.580 he died,

01:40:59.720 but the hamster started bleeding

01:41:01.360 from, like,

01:41:02.380 a sensitive area.

01:41:04.740 The type of area 0.93

01:41:05.560 where a gay guy 0.97

01:41:06.420 would get a... 0.96

01:41:07.160 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:08.400 And then Chinese Donut Boy, 0.87

01:41:10.080 as a child,

01:41:11.420 thought the hamster

01:41:12.360 was having babies,

01:41:13.540 and he was going,

01:41:14.780 he's laying his babies.

01:41:17.160 He's laying his babies.

01:41:19.680 And it was like,

01:41:20.320 no, he's got some,

01:41:21.340 like, internal issue.

01:41:23.100 And then the hamster died.

01:41:24.500 What did Chinese Donut Boy think?

01:41:26.220 He was, like, four.

01:41:27.520 Yeah.

01:41:27.900 He's laying his babies.

01:41:30.000 So, Odette,

01:41:30.840 you don't want a hamster.

01:41:32.160 They smell.

01:41:33.240 Enjoy the cat.

01:41:33.720 They keep you up all night.

01:41:34.900 You got cats,

01:41:35.660 you got chickens,

01:41:36.500 you have dogs.

01:41:38.180 You know,

01:41:39.600 we can revisit this next year.

01:41:40.920 Okay, okay.

01:41:41.540 Happy birthday to Anya

01:41:43.460 on February 17th.

01:41:44.760 She turns 20.

01:41:45.900 Happy birthday, Anya.

01:41:46.920 And her mom is a great woman

01:41:48.420 who has a cooking channel.

01:41:50.840 Who did the shout out?

01:41:52.120 The mom sent this to me.

01:41:53.580 Oh, okay.

01:41:53.940 And they sent me some of the videos

01:41:54.820 of her cooking stuff.

01:41:56.080 And it was pretty cool.

01:41:57.020 And she says she's going to

01:41:57.960 send us some bacon.

01:41:59.160 Lovely.

01:41:59.820 Isn't that cool?

01:42:00.460 Thank you.

01:42:01.120 Happy birthday to Russ

01:42:02.560 on February 17th.

01:42:03.980 He's turning 39.

01:42:05.500 And he just got a houseboat.

01:42:07.600 Very cool.

01:42:08.000 He loves guns.

01:42:09.340 Lovely.

01:42:10.260 And he's been watching

01:42:10.920 since the spoon days.

01:42:12.000 Russ.

01:42:12.300 I like that name.

01:42:13.340 Seems like that name's going away.

01:42:15.840 Keep it, Russ.

01:42:16.660 We need more Russes.

01:42:17.800 That's a good point.

01:42:18.540 Happy birthday to Will C.

01:42:19.740 On February 15th.

01:42:20.920 Will C.

01:42:21.480 Happy birthday.

01:42:22.240 Will C.

01:42:23.300 And then we got a special

01:42:24.740 shout out here

01:42:25.720 from the Wimberley clan.

01:42:27.580 We know the Wimberleys,

01:42:28.620 the Wimberley boys.

01:42:29.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:42:30.580 And then the Wimberley clan

01:42:32.720 in general.

01:42:33.560 This is like their

01:42:34.280 more distant relatives.

01:42:36.100 But Chris sent you

01:42:38.120 or sent me the fan

01:42:39.800 and he's sending you a fan.

01:42:41.260 He's the one who restores

01:42:42.200 the old fans.

01:42:43.160 I love those old fans.

01:42:44.020 So that's very cool.

01:42:45.240 And then I believe

01:42:45.760 this is his brother,

01:42:46.880 part of the Wimberley clan.

01:42:48.060 This is at Mobile,

01:42:49.080 Alabama, Mardi Gras.

01:42:50.840 And you say,

01:42:52.040 flex talk to the podcast.

01:42:54.260 We're your best news podcast

01:42:56.000 of all time.

01:42:57.800 Happy Mardi Gras!

01:43:00.280 Isn't that cool?

01:43:01.740 Good for them.

01:43:02.380 Good shout out.

01:43:03.140 Thank you, guys.

01:43:04.440 And Mardi Gras

01:43:05.080 exists in Mobile, Alabama

01:43:06.520 as well.

01:43:07.140 I think that's where it started

01:43:08.020 and then it moved to New Orleans.

01:43:09.300 Interesting.

01:43:10.200 St. Louis does it pretty well, too.

01:43:12.040 A little history lesson

01:43:12.740 for you guys.

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