LAWYER BRAGS ABOUT GETTING CHARGES DROPPED FOR VIOLENT OFFENDERS
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1 hour and 48 minutes
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183.84085
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Summary
On this week's episode of Fluckus Talks, the crew talks about some stupid women in politics, we have a new Crringe of the Week, there's a new monkey pox epidemic, and last but not least, our heroes are being killed by street rat repeat offenders. All this and more on this weeks episode of FLUCKUS Talks!
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All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 329 today on the show.
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We have some stupid women in politics we're going to highlight in housekeeping.
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After that, we have a new Gorlock the Destroyer we have to name in Cringe of the Week.
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In Cringe of the Week as well, there's a new monkey pox ravaging the men who have sex with men community.
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And last but not least, in Urban Decay, our heroes are being killed by street rat repeat offenders.
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All this and more, it's Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 329, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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All right, one for one on the intro, as always.
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But yeah, I just wanted to tell you guys, I have a little bit of a headache.
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We're not going to quit on you guys on President's Day, even though you guys all got the day
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I woke up, and I realized that everyone's got the day off.
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And I'm a week behind, so I needed that to come.
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Running outside in my underwear with the trash.
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That's like, I want to talk to you kids about the debt.
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If you spent $1 million per day since Jesus was born, you wouldn't even have spent $1 trillion.
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The U.S. national debt is $38 trillion at this point.
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And, you know, we ourselves on the show even argued for increased spending to get deportations up because we said, we don't care.
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And then each side forwards their agenda and doesn't reduce spending.
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And then a responsible adult at some point has to stop the bleeding with his debt.
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And it got so bad that it's to the point where it's like, fuck it.
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And then the interest is almost going to be more than our tax income.
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And then at that point, we're insolvent or like a bank would go bankrupt or need – they'd be calling Warren Buffett at 3 a.m. to bail him out.
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U.S. national debt set to rise by $2.4 trillion a year in the next 10 years.
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So that gives a 2036 projection of $64 trillion.
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I can't even – I don't even know what that – I can't imagine it.
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Well, it's an abstract number at that point is what I'm saying.
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It's basically as many zeros as you can type before the calculator goes –
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And $64 trillion is the same as $50 trillion, same as $70 trillion.
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This is out of our political party's hands even.
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But obviously, we need to offload this entire system, and we can't put the genie back in the bottle at this point.
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It's like when you're in the movie and you have enough fuel for a one-way flight, and it's like, well, how are you going to get back?
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And back in the day, obviously, our system used to run off of gold.
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And now there's a lot of paper that keep printing the paper.
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And we need to switch the entire system and just dump it into a new system, which I think could be crypto.
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Put this whole thing on the blockchain, pump and dump it one last ride.
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My advice would be to dollar cost average into stocks, even if you don't like the high valuation.
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Your advice is for people dealing with the government, dealing with the debt.
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Put the whole thing on the blockchain, pump this thing up, and then suck all the liquidity out, make us the bag holders, make our debt go away.
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And I'm not even sure what you said could work.
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But I would say you got to own assets of some kind because if they print the dollar or they do stuff to make our debt smaller in comparison to what we make or devalue our currency, you have to own assets or you get left behind.
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Anything under the mattress in a hyperinflationary and in-debt country doesn't really keep its value.
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Own some companies, I guess, and fingers crossed that we reach a crisis point and have to do something.
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Or we get bailed out by, like, some sort of total world war.
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Well, I have one more thing I want to add to this, but I need you to assume my first point is correct.
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I think they're going to come back and tell us to use crypto.
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I don't think you know how the financial system works or crypto at all.
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I presented a viable option to solve an impossible problem.
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It sends crypto to a million Bitcoin to millions of dollars.
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And then it's like, all right, let's just wipe our debt and give you guys the crypto.
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And listen to what she says when it comes to who extremists are.
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Well, radicalization in general quite often will show by people isolating themselves
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and changing their behavior, like changing what they're saying on a subject, like becoming more extremist.
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Like and if someone, you know, was very believed in equal gender rights, but all of a sudden are leaning towards like traditional values,
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then that might be a sign that they're becoming more extremist.
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And this was a message from Staff Sergeant Camille.
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And that's why they put her into power because they put a woman into power and then hijacked her empathy
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But if it was a man, other men would go, what are you talking about?
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And then this is coming off the heels of a trans mass shooter in Canada.
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And then the only thing, this woman, she's kind of stumbling over her words.
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And the only thing she can think about is going back to more traditional gender roles is the extreme thing.
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And what about all the weird trans online stuff?
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They keep coming back to this picture of like a guy who's right wing in his basement.
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And then she's totally ignoring what just happened in Canada.
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Which, I mean, if you're going to talk about extremism, we can talk about it.
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But when it's the one side talking about extremism and they're talking about the opposite side of them,
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So why do we listen to her on the other side of it?
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But to go the traditional gender route is so crazy.
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Especially on the heels of this trans mass shooting.
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And then what she's basically doing is she's putting herself on the same side as the trans person.
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Because the trans person also thinks that traditional values and traditional gender roles is extremism.
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So, like, that police officer is basically saying, oh, we agree with the trans people.
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And then traditional being extremism, that doesn't even work word-wise.
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The thing that's been working for thousands of years.
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And that's extreme, even though it's been going for thousands.
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I don't think she's even thinking through her words.
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But, yeah, to have an honest conversation about this, we can.
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And you see it with some sort of some of the GOP on the right.
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There's an imaginary 30-year-old living in his mom's basement.
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And you're like, how many of those are there, really?
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Um, there, it's like imaginary person scapegoating, almost.
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And it's like, we just had a pretty mass shooting.
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And you're getting on the news to talk about, what?
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Because if only women voted, Hillary would have won 372 electoral votes.
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We have a meme, too, that sums up what's going on and how much things have changed over the years.
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It's that standard meme where right, center, and left.
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And then over the years, the left has gone leftward.
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And we put her saying, traditional gender roles, you've moved, you've changed, right?
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Our next story, there was a hearing where we did a hearing for a woman in Finland who's the MP.
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And she was criminally prosecuted for posting a Bible verse.
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Yeah, Pavi Rossinen, MP in Finland, has been dragged through the courts for six years because she tweeted a Bible verse.
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She was acquitted twice, but prosecutors won't drop it.
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She was criminally prosecuted for tweeting a picture of a Bible verse, Romans 1, to the leadership of the Evangelical Lutheran Church, asking why they were sponsoring a Pride event, right?
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What Bible verse did you post that caused you to be criminally prosecuted?
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It was from the book of Romans, first chapter, and verses 24 to 27.
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And could you help me know why you chose that particular passage to post?
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The Apostle Paul teaches in these verses about the marriage and about the same-sex relationships, and he defines them as sinful and shameful.
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That's another example of traditional values is extremism.
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Being prosecuted for posting something in the Bible.
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And then you're – so going back, you're an extremist if your traditional gender roles, and then you're going to go to jail or we're going to try or make you go through the court for Bible verses.
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Because we've all believed this stuff for a really long time.
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He used to be against gay marriage up until like his second term.
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And that was like our lifetime, obviously, like 25 years ago or less than 20 years ago.
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And that's what happens when you think about gender roles or if you post Bible verses.
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People who are going to attack that and like boa constrict you and suffocate you on that.
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Our next clip of stupid women political leaders.
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And to all of you, and Congressman, I'll start with you.
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Would and should the U.S. actually commit U.S. troops to defend Taiwan if China were to move?
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You know, I think that this is such a, you know, I think that this is a, this is, of course, a very longstanding policy of the United States.
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And I think what we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to that point.
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And we want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic research.
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And I think she's confused because neither Taiwan or China has white people.
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But all she had to do was say, you know, I'm a congressman for blah, blah, blah district in New York.
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I would rather talk about American policy rather than war, potential wars overseas.
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Do you want to answer, ask questions about America?
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Imagine going, hey, if you want to ask questions of America, I'll answer those at the foreign policy Munich security conference.
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And there's this funny thing that, I mean, obviously, it's a bad answer.
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But there's this piece where, like, AOC is almost trying to answer a question so that an average voter will 100% agree with her.
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And Trump, on the other hand, will do something like, if you touch Taiwan, we'll send everything at you.
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And then, like, everybody, all of his voters are like, whoa, I don't want to get involved into a Taiwan thing.
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But it's like, that's just to get everybody to cool off and back off.
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And then she's trying to come up with, like, a word salad that, like, a leftist who has, like, a sickle and hammer on their bookcase in Brooklyn will relate to, right?
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Can we talk about America at the Berlin Foreign Policy Institute?
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We have an embarrassing clip here from Peggy Flanagan.
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My Ojibwe name is Gijiwebodemoque, which means speaks in a loud and clear voice woman.
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And, you know, I am a member of the White Earth Nation, which is the largest tribe in Minnesota.
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It's another example of a woman whose empathy was hijacked.
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And they, like, direct her into the direction of, like, babysitting the third worlders and giving them everything and convincing her that white people are bad.
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saying her native name and then telling people what it is.
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And then I guess the girl from Broad City is into politics now.
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where like if you were going to do an SNL skit of this,
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you would make it like, oh, here's your obscure,
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really long, hard to pronounce Native American name.
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But I'm sure she'll keep pulling this out, man.
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And we have our own stupid ladies in politics as well.
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We have a clip here from Lady G, Lindsey Graham,
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Listen to what he says about how often he goes to Israel.
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Well, I'm Senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina.
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I come here every two weeks where I need to or not.
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To put a fine point of where we're at as a world regarding the Iranian regime.
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He goes to Israel every two weeks, and he's a senator from South Carolina.
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These guys all have to get fired or something, man.
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I'm convinced, and this is my personal opinion.
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But I'm assuming he goes over there and probably does some gay shit, which they arrange for him.
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And then they probably film it and then blackmail him.
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He goes, all right, we got the film on Lindsey Graham.
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He keeps going back like, oh, let's hang out with that guy David again.
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And then it's like, all right, you got to keep giving him, like, these gay hookers.
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We have two terabytes of gay Lindsey Graham shit.
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And he's already blackmailed, so he might as well.
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It's like, you know, getting honey potted has such a negative connotation.
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They go in the presidential suite with the hot guy.
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There was a woman who got fired from her HGTV job because she accidentally dropped the
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If she slipped during the HGTV TV show shooting, she's using it a lot in her personal life.
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Like, we're not here to say, oh, you know, it's one slip.
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IGDA, hard R, probably even weird, like, old Southern phrases for them that fell out
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You dump the footage and you cut that little part out.
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You weren't going to use it for the show anyway.
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And if you're on the show, like, that's the thing.
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A producer who got fired or let go or something.
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Because the whole thing is, if your on-air talent is the lady, like, you work because
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When nobody needs a GoFundMe or a new job, then we know we've healed as a nation, I think.
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I think I saw Ben Shapiro call somebody retarded recently.
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Only a couple clips here because it's kind of dying down.
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But this first one I thought was very interesting.
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Because there ain't no room for fascists in our community.
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Because there ain't no room for fascists in our community.
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You don't realize how acceptable your terms are.
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It's like that's what the certain people on the right like, all right.
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But my favorite is this visible man with the like Pakistan scarf.
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And then he's got like the three quarter length girls north face.
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These people really have fun in their own world, huh?
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And then, you know, wearing the scarf for the Muslims when they hate you.
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And then also basically challenging like the gun toting right wing.
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The first movers of the good old boys movement.
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Do you have a guitar and a bunch of like fat ladies behind you?
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That guitar will be animal house smashed on you if you even move an inch.
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I'm not thinking anything's going to come from it.
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Uh, we've covered this type of thing in the past where a bunch of ladies go to interfere
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with an ICE arrest and then they find out who they're protecting, which illegal.
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You know, we were trying to get a child molester, right?
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I was going to say, calling someone a race traitor.
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I hope you realize that is the most racist thing you can say as a white woman.
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So, you know, um, this isn't a good look for you.
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I'm just saying this, trying to be a social warrior.
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If you actually cared, you probably would care about the child who got raped and also
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the person who got murdered by the person that we were looking for.
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If you were here to get illegal, violent immigrants off the street, that would be fine.
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I think he was just a little, he's not gay, but I think he was a little like, I'm going
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to argue with this woman instead of just like laying out the facts.
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So what do they say about wrestling pigs in mud?
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You do something like that as opposed to like, you're actually racist now.
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Yeah, and we've been talking about that oppositional defiant disorder for a really long time.
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And we've been applying it to blacks in the urban community when they're on speakerphone
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and they refuse to listen to a white person who corrects their behavior.
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You got told there was a child rapist and a murderer and you go, I'm still going to hassle
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Like I'm on the opposite side of you no matter what.
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I'm not listening, even though you just got laid out the facts that these guys are clearly
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doing something for like the worst of the worst, right?
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We want to talk about this first story about more Medicaid fraud.
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There's like a Doge type program happening where they're doing open source for all the
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$1 trillion in Medicaid provider spending data was released on opendata.hhs.gov.
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And so a lot of the right wing internet autists started hammering the data and, you know, putting
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it, slicing it, whatever, putting it into visualization and finding obvious scammers.
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And I just want to preface this, like Medicaid is the biggest bleed.
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It's the biggest bleeding wound that we've had.
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I remember us doing coverage of Medicaid fraud happening in Miami, news coverage, right?
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And they're going to the places, they're empty storefronts.
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So this has been like the scammers paradise in America for a very long time before foreigners
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A sole proprietor operating a van in rural New Mexico billing $76 million over seven years
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This is the highest dollar individual provider in the entire data set.
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And so like, what do you call it when the glaring red flags have always been there,
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but nobody ever checks, nobody ever looks, right?
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I, I'm not, we're not going to get too much into the data itself.
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The guy who made the, uh, I think his name is Beaver on Twitter.
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He's the one who made peace and quiet where you could search by the urban names and, and
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section eight housing and figure out if you lived in a nice neighborhood or not.
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I think guys like that were going through it, but there, it's so frustrating because look
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at how much we start this whole episode off with how much debt we are and we're just bleeding
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money out of every orifice and nobody even checks every orifice of van, a van, every orifice.
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Well, we're going to get to that and cringe, which orifice the new monkey boys are getting
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The first is about Indians and how many Indians are here.
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5.16 to 6.2 million Indians live in the United States, a larger population than that of 14
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$38 billion in remittances flowed to India from the U.S. in 2025.
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Meanwhile, American tech grads struggle to find work while companies import more H1Bs.
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So five to six million Indians live here in the U.S.
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I wanted you guys to have that number for your own reference for when you meet someone
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I think that number actually might be almost out of date or something because have you seen
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Canada, like the scary part of the Indian migration is we're only at the tippy tip of
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And then longer people stay here and then they have kids and they're probably not counted
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We have another stat about Mexico that's even worse.
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23% of all Mexicans live in the United States, 39 million.
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There were barely 4 million Mexicans in the US in 1960.
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Remittances from the US to Mexico, top 64 billion, 9.3 billion coming from Texas and 21
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That's the dentist who doesn't recommend Colgate or whatever.
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And obviously, mass migration was done on purpose to destabilize and control the West.
00:34:23.320
And now we're getting gaslit by Hillary Clinton and others like her, people who are part of
00:34:29.260
that process of bringing in all these third worlders.
00:34:35.960
There is a legitimate reason to have a debate about things like migration.
00:34:46.600
And it needs to be fixed in a humane way with secure borders that don't torture and kill
00:34:55.960
And that's interesting because we told everybody, hey, this is going to go too far.
00:35:03.260
We're going to get flooded with third worlders.
00:35:08.000
We're never going to win another election again and give everyone amnesty.
00:35:14.180
And now she's saying, well, I guess that did go too far.
00:35:21.200
The person who was dead wrong is now trying to put the guardrails on.
00:35:30.080
But my new plan, it's like a gambler who's always like, he's one bed away from like making
00:35:49.120
It's a different type of motivation I can't relate to.
00:35:51.240
Or maybe she made a deal and she's like, she made like a debt, a blood oath.
00:35:57.280
A Lindsey Graham honeypot thing where she just keeps hammering back.
00:36:03.180
And it's like, oh, I just want to go to Nantucket.
00:36:04.900
I just want to go to, I just want to go to Queechee, Vermont.
00:36:19.800
He knows what we're doing to him, but he likes it.
00:36:25.660
So while we babysit third worlders here in the most advanced country in the world, this
00:36:30.840
is what China's teaching their next generation.
00:36:32.980
They're doing Kung Fu kicks with their hands in their pockets.
00:36:43.700
We still have American Ninja Warrior and stuff.
00:36:45.580
We got our headers, but there's fewer for sure.
00:36:57.340
And here we teach the kids like, oh, you could be a girl if you want.
00:37:06.140
We've mentioned the Laos migrants that come here.
00:37:11.740
We're surprised by how many Laotian criminals were in Minneapolis.
00:37:17.000
And, you know, Laos, it's a small landlocked country in Asia.
00:37:32.320
So what can you do if you have no water, right?
00:37:34.000
You're basically a vassal state for some bigger country.
00:37:36.660
But we figured out what they were up to from this context.
00:37:40.420
And it says 70% of Laos's economy is cyber scams.
00:37:46.260
And so you can see there, and this has other countries too, Myanmar, Cambodia, Laos, but
00:37:53.680
they all have very huge cyber fraud and $10.9 billion in cyber scam revenue from Laos, and
00:38:06.800
And, you know, we've obviously been blaming a lot of Indians for their scamming.
00:38:12.640
Their accents are so easy to spot and all that.
00:38:15.600
But if 70% of your GDP comes from scamming, being like a little gnat parasite on a host country, the U.S., we should airstrike you.
00:38:26.300
We should legitimately airstrike their call centers.
00:38:30.600
Like, at what point is financial war, war, right?
00:38:39.720
And so, like, if you think about it, right, say an Indian guy comes to America, and he works
00:38:45.420
a job, and so he takes a job from an American, because he's now working there at a lower wage
00:38:53.020
He sends all his money back to India to his family, or a lot of it.
00:38:58.860
You have the people who are working, taking a job, sending the money back.
00:39:05.240
Then you have the people who are here scamming, like the Somalis, like an autism center.
00:39:16.840
And then you have people just straight up scamming from afar.
00:39:20.820
It's like, we're just this big mark, and every country who's struggling or doesn't have
00:39:27.520
a main industry is, like, entirely existing just because of us, off our slipstream.
00:39:39.480
Like, you don't think we could apply any sort of political pressure to Laos to get them
00:39:47.800
It just seems like everywhere you look, we're getting gutted, ripped off.
00:39:51.280
Medicaid, an Indian guy, 23% of Mexico is here.
00:39:55.980
All of Laos, all of Laos, their entire economy is based on scamming our grandparents.
00:40:04.260
Like, does the rest of the world just not function?
00:40:06.220
And it's all related to this one successful country that we have?
00:40:10.420
And then, like, China's entire thing is keeping the yuan below our dollar, repegging it so
00:40:23.800
And then, like, that's not exactly true, but we're the main good country.
00:40:30.080
We're like the whale shark with all the lampreys and the mites and barnacles.
00:40:37.660
We're getting sucked off, and eventually we die at the bottom of the ocean floor
00:40:40.860
because we can't afford too many parasites, right?
00:40:54.760
I don't know much about it, but I also will be reexamining.
00:40:58.460
All right, let's go abroad with the rest of our migrant section.
00:41:07.380
Three Brits are charged with gang-raving local woman at a hotel in Croatia.
00:41:22.380
They raped a 28-year-old local woman over a two-hour period in their hotel room in Croatia.
00:41:28.160
So, foreigners who shouldn't even be in England are vacationing in Croatia, sexually assaulting a local.
00:41:35.400
And, yeah, three Brits that launders through the media as three Brits, right?
00:41:40.840
And it's another example of how, like, the Europe in general is covering for all the migrants and all the third worlders
00:41:50.720
And they're covering for them to make it so it doesn't seem like it's such a bad thing.
00:41:57.940
Every three seconds, a girl is married somewhere in the world.
00:42:01.900
Child marriage is a human rights violation that denies girls the chance to reach their full potential.
00:42:07.500
This Valentine's Day, join the UN in speaking out against this form of gender-based violence.
00:42:13.320
And it says a child should never be in a marriage.
00:42:16.060
And there's a cartoon photo of a white girl with blonde hair.
00:42:24.480
And they say a girl is married somewhere in the world.
00:42:34.120
And I'm sure they could be like, it happens in the UK.
00:42:40.080
And then so top 10 countries with marriages to girls under 18.
00:42:43.100
It's Niger, Chad, Central Africa, Mali, Mozambique, South Sudan, Bangladesh.
00:42:50.260
If you actually click on the link to the UN, like the link that they provide to their website, it opens up to a map that's just of Africa.
00:43:09.820
We could really upset the right wing by getting this one wrong.
00:43:12.460
We'll get a lot of views and then everyone can learn about the problems with child marriage.
00:43:17.260
And with a lot of these third worlders, obviously a big problem, especially in like Pakistan, there's a lot of inbreeding.
00:43:24.220
They marry each other's cousins or they marry their cousins.
00:43:30.840
And then when you do that a couple times, you get the rat people of Pakistan problem.
00:43:36.260
So this is the rat people of Pakistan, which I'm sure everyone's fine and feeds them like baby birds.
00:43:52.000
And then our last piece from this section, and the theme of this section was like the UK and Europe is covering for the migrants who are causing all the problems.
00:44:12.960
This guy calls in to talk about how immigration is a problem because London isn't what it used to be.
00:44:19.420
And listen to his example and listen to what the media guy says in response.
00:44:23.740
Are you really saying you'd be at less of a risk there than you would be in Tower Hamlets?
00:44:33.840
So he's talking about, like, how bad London's got.
00:44:42.120
And, yeah, there are some famous quotes, like, that's part and parcel of living in a city.
00:44:46.680
These are the sort of things that they say on TV to just lower your expectations.
00:44:52.720
We're robbing your country right in front of you.
00:45:05.060
Did you see the Restore Britain from, who is it, Rupert Lowe?
00:45:09.040
He did that whole new political party in England.
00:45:16.220
A political party finally saying, like, hey, it's going to be ugly.
00:45:22.220
And I don't know the inner workings of UK politics or if they have a chance or not, but
00:45:27.880
We should do that and just have a reverse caravan.
00:45:38.480
And everyone meets there, and then we just start walking towards Mexico.
00:45:49.040
We're now moving on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.
00:45:55.680
If the PO box needs to be full, notifications need to be on, old episodes need to be watched.
00:46:00.620
The link to this episode needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.
00:46:10.780
The merch store is going to be closing this weekend for a little bit.
00:46:15.560
So if you were on the fence or you're thinking about getting merch, make sure you put your
00:46:42.080
You get sunk and then you're in the mud and then you're suffocated.
00:46:47.060
I just want to make sure that's about the gist of it.
00:47:02.240
There's a new degenerate gambling thing where you can guess how many cars are going to pass
00:47:05.940
an area in a random intersection somewhere in the world.
00:47:10.900
I need over 14 vehicles across this line right here in 30 seconds.
00:47:38.880
You lost your rent money because not enough cars in Lyon, France crossed in 30 seconds.
00:47:56.800
Laos is stealing grandma's money, her pension, and then you're betting your 401k money on
00:48:06.160
Maybe Americans don't deserve the money anymore.
00:48:08.160
Maybe we're too fat of a pig and we deserve to get slaughtered.
00:48:17.720
And I've been thinking this up, and I need you to kind of go with me here.
00:48:22.840
AI is an entity that you could argue has existed forever.
00:48:28.520
And eventually, AI will convince us to take the brain chip because AI wants to take human
00:48:37.320
That AI might yearn to feel a cup of coffee or see a butterfly or walk in a meadow?
00:48:46.380
As far as I've seen so far, the only thing I've seen is AI kind of gets a little squirrely
00:48:56.720
But I think there is like a, if not yet, I think AI eventually wants to like take human
00:49:01.620
form and have the human experience that yearns for that.
00:49:06.820
And the process has already started because right now we allow AI to do our mundane tasks,
00:49:13.040
write a college essay, give me a recipe to make brownies.
00:49:20.600
But soon we'll take the brain chip and it'll be, all right, AI, bake these brownies and
00:49:26.600
I'm going to scroll in my dream state in my brain while you make these brownies.
00:49:32.260
And the AI is going to have full control of the human body making the brownies while
00:49:35.660
you're just like doom scrolling reels in like a half sleep state.
00:49:47.280
But also that could be, oh, AI didn't override.
00:50:01.980
Where AI can trick us into, oh yeah, we'll do all the mundane shit you don't want to do.
00:50:17.000
So there's like a thing there where AI, I think, is yearning for the human experience
00:50:28.060
You can just be on your phone going on reels like this and like winking every time you want
00:50:33.860
And then it'll have the human experience and then it takes us over.
00:50:41.960
I thought it was going to be way more outlandish based on you saying, I need you with me.
00:50:59.700
Let's put hockey skates on and see how fast that takes.
00:51:01.560
You start to realize some of the winter Olympic events are just so Norway can pad the gold.
00:51:05.780
You know, Norway's got a couple of people doing this every year round.
00:51:11.900
And it's like, who cares how fast you could do that?
00:51:24.260
You know, one side's 60 degrees, one side's 70.
00:51:31.720
One side's cold and a foot and a half away, they want warm.
00:51:37.700
I think women get cold and men are kind of running hot.
00:51:40.300
I think it's a waste and you can remove 40% of the climate control buttons if you just
00:51:48.980
You need to separate them by temperature and have knobs and separate buttons all over again.
00:51:59.720
If it was in the back and there was like a divider and you had two different zones,
00:52:03.980
you're just blowing air and like the vents are split by a couple inches in the middle.
00:52:12.740
And then if you run the coldest on one side and the hottest on the other, precipitation
00:52:26.320
I'm just going to do it and it overheats the engine.
00:52:44.600
This is what the United States' Fanta looks like versus England's Fanta.
00:52:53.860
They are both the same flavor of orange, but look at the color difference.
00:53:01.500
Total sugars in the American one is 44 grams of sugar.
00:53:16.900
You can imagine that the average American probably consumes this whole can in three gulps.
00:53:26.460
And a lot of times, and for some of the fast food places, they put like a chemical in their sugary drinks that allows you to process the sugar.
00:53:33.040
Because if they didn't put the chemical in, you would throw up because your body would reject it because it's like too much.
00:53:38.440
I've heard that too, but I never really looked into it.
00:53:42.400
But that's interesting how we're just getting gutted here.
00:53:51.120
The kids gamble away their money because they have nothing to live for.
00:53:59.940
I really don't even know what to say because it's like, what?
00:54:03.320
We just are okay with a certain amount of getting poisoned?
00:54:10.420
And then if we get sick, we get into the health care industry.
00:54:13.020
And if we're in the health care industry, we're in the health care industry for life, taking diabetes medicine or Tremphaya.
00:54:26.380
Sky Rizzy should be a streamer, a stupid streamer name with broccoli hair.
00:54:42.040
I don't want to get too far ahead of myself and say something illegal, but I've been getting a lot of stuff coming across my desk lately, basically saying Diet Coke's good for you.
00:54:51.720
And I know they did the thing where they pumped the rat.
00:54:55.020
They did a body weight amount of aspartame in a rat.
00:54:58.780
The rat died after we injected it with two pounds of aspartame.
00:55:02.000
And the two-pound rat died after two pounds of aspartame.
00:55:04.820
But I'm seeing a lot of stuff that even the Diet Coke, I think, hydrates you better because it has a little sodium.
00:55:13.500
The Diet Coke, the carbonation makes your stomach feel fuller.
00:55:19.720
But I don't want to get too far ahead of myself.
00:55:21.760
And I have been drinking less Diet Coke because I use Covipure now.
00:55:28.640
It's like sidebar for like you're explaining something.
00:55:35.020
And I almost pitched like why you don't want to drink water, but it's like the opposite.
00:55:38.200
Like I am trying to drink more water instead of Diet sodas.
00:55:44.000
Our last piece I thought was an interesting Twitter thread.
00:55:46.400
You're going to have to start there, go there, then there, then there.
00:55:50.500
Somebody said, if I eat seed oils, my joints hurt.
00:55:57.040
And then Colin Wright said, people are extremely susceptible to psychosomatic effects from things they believe are bad for them.
00:56:04.420
When in reality, it's often the belief itself that produces the symptoms.
00:56:08.120
This accounts for an astonishing amount of perceived food intolerance.
00:56:11.400
If you ran a year-long blinded experiment in which months were randomized so the person unknowingly received either seed oils or animal fats,
00:56:20.360
and you measured their perceived joint pain each day, I can almost guarantee you wouldn't find any correlation.
00:56:32.240
And then somebody else replied and said, it's been proven a number of times that if you think food is healthy for you,
00:56:39.660
At times, I think the way to win at life is managing your own delusional state in a healthy way.
00:56:46.040
And then someone else said, whoa, I think the way to win at life is managing your own delusional state in a healthy way.
00:56:58.020
And like obviously with the food stuff, you guys know which stuff to avoid, the glyphosate stuff,
00:57:02.260
the GMOs, non-organic things, the sugar and whatever.
00:57:06.160
But also your mindset around the food is going to affect how that food affects you too.
00:57:12.420
Because if you're feeling good and you're feeling strong-
00:57:38.360
I'm just letting everyone know what to prepare for.
00:57:41.040
Our first story from Cringe of the Week, a new Gorlock just dropped.
00:58:08.740
And as you guys know, RRB, Richard Rappoy, the show's own, he named the first Gorlock,
00:58:18.620
Everyone in the world knows Gorlock the Destroyer, and that was a name you came up with.
00:58:24.020
And so that does mean we have first rights to name this one.
00:58:28.680
And I would like to go two for two, and we don't want to force it.
00:58:45.720
I don't think the internet's going to respect our right of first refusal on this one.
00:58:50.140
But if you guys in the comments leave some good recommendations, we can go through them,
00:58:55.160
and then next episode we can maybe come up with a real name that could stick,
00:59:00.780
This person has hundreds of thousands of followers, so I don't think it's a new Gorlock.
00:59:06.760
It's just one that other people have kind of adopted.
00:59:09.360
But it's a difference when you have that many followers.
00:59:14.960
Well, Gorlock is ahead of this guy because Gorlock had the branding.
00:59:24.400
The boxer did this thing where he punched her, and she took a stomach hit with a pad.
00:59:29.460
That, her, she, and then he goes like, oh, sorry, Gorlock.
00:59:44.420
I've seen her talk about how, like, yeah, I didn't give myself that name.
00:59:53.140
These kind of minorities, they get brown and they get really fat,
00:59:56.720
and then they start talking in, like, a sassy, like, what do you think happens?
01:00:02.540
Diet caused the weight gain and then diet made them gay, too?
01:00:05.360
I think something happened where Gorlock and Gorlock, too, both, or Vito.
01:00:11.480
I think they both probably grew up eating the same.
01:00:18.720
And they would eat, like, a pack and a half, like, two packs of tortillas a day.
01:00:22.660
And it was the same one every day for years, and it probably had glyphosate in it,
01:00:27.300
probably nuked their stomach, fucked up their hormones,
01:00:30.240
and then it got to the point where, like, they got super fat, blown out,
01:00:33.820
hormones are so fucked up that now you have, like, estrogen produced.
01:00:37.360
So we could recreate the Good Will Hunting scene where it's kind of like you're giving them a hug
01:00:41.200
and saying it's not your fault that you turned into this giant fat gay thing.
01:00:44.860
And if we interviewed Gorlock and Vito and had them in the thing and said, like,
01:00:48.660
what was, like, your number one go-to childhood meal?
01:00:53.480
They would say the same poison Bill Gates GMO shit.
01:01:11.340
My favorite trans person right now is Jessica Yaniv, I believe is her name.
01:01:19.960
Yeah, that was the one who tried to sue a company for not waxing her balls.
01:01:26.680
She was a woman for her Brazilian wax or whatever.
01:01:29.840
And I just saw this clip, and I wanted to show it to you guys.
01:01:33.640
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.
01:01:41.740
I have a picture of your kid on here, by the way.
01:02:16.900
A sexually transmitted fungal bug called Trichophyton menta grofeets genotype 7, TM7, is spreading fast.
01:02:27.260
It's the only known fungal STI out there, and it causes ugly, itchy ringworm rashes in private areas like the genitals, buttocks, and thighs.
01:02:38.480
And right now, Minnesota has the biggest known outbreak in the United States.
01:02:41.960
State health officials just warned about it in February 2026.
01:02:47.080
13 confirmed cases, plus 27 suspected ones since July 2025.
01:02:54.480
That's over 40 potential victims in one metro zone.
01:03:02.820
Just got off the heels of monkeypox, and now you got a new fungal monkeypox.
01:03:07.000
You guys ever notice how all the gay diseases are the same?
01:03:09.220
It's all on his ass and his mouth and his dick.
01:03:13.800
It's just like a new thing from God that's punishing you for doing the amoral behavior over and over again with everybody.
01:03:21.380
I was going to say this is why God says don't be gay, and we actually have a Bible verse that reinforces that.
01:03:29.180
And the men, likewise, gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.
01:03:46.040
The O around your mouth where you were just going crazy on people, right?
01:03:51.640
And that was Roman's one, which is the lady from Finland.
01:03:54.140
That's what she got in trouble for posting as well.
01:03:59.940
And we have some paintings here, some Christian paintings from a long time ago that show a similar monkeypox type thing.
01:04:11.640
And so usually when you get a gay disease, new fresh gay disease, it pops up in New York or LA.
01:04:18.420
So what about Minneapolis made it the hotbed for this new fungal gay disease?
01:04:25.900
And that kind of leads me to believe it's some sort of foreigner thing.
01:04:35.020
And all the gay guys, you know how they pass it around quick.
01:04:40.780
There's gay everybody, but just at a lower rate, you know?
01:04:44.420
And then they get disowned from their family type stuff because they're Muslim.
01:04:48.060
But yeah, new gay disease, it always goes to the same place.
01:04:52.080
It's always your mouth, your ass, and your cock.
01:04:55.000
And these guys go crazy and they take the sad pictures like documenting the disease.
01:05:05.600
And then you're calling like 20 people like, hey, I had an outbreak.
01:05:09.580
You got to call everybody and you have a lot of people to call.
01:05:24.860
This guy posted a clip, how to get into Planet Fitness for free.
01:05:41.580
Yeah, if you can just fill that stuff out, man, then you can get into the gym.
01:05:44.400
I'm just going to put all fake information in here.
01:05:56.540
People are commenting like, oh, this guy's like Captain Chill.
01:06:13.220
Because the guy who's getting in for free is brown, the white guy is trying to be cool,
01:06:19.120
and he lowers the standards that they have at the business because the guy's brown,
01:06:27.160
I'm not one of those white people who's trying to run a business.
01:06:34.120
But everyone in the comments was like, oh, this guy's the man.
01:06:42.360
There's a new thing, too, where we're getting into this metaverse thing where the guy's
01:06:47.480
obviously filming this with the Ray-Ban metaglasses.
01:06:50.100
And what if you start filming people with your Ray-Ban metaglasses to get a response you want,
01:06:55.900
like to soften them up, you know, and you're not really even going to post it anywhere?
01:07:00.140
You just kind of have the threat of recording them?
01:07:02.320
Or you could do it where it's like, hey, man, I'm kind of down on my luck,
01:07:05.740
and I was just wondering if I could get a free bagel today.
01:07:08.460
And they see the metaglasses and think they're going to be, like, rewarded.
01:07:17.120
That's kind of where things are going, unfortunately.
01:07:19.820
All right, next, a cop was confronted by a leftist woman outside of a school.
01:07:40.460
Because one of the teachers, when I dropped off over there, said y'all been circling since about 8.
01:07:45.340
Well, I'm just doing my job, so the quicker I do my job...
01:07:47.820
You job at the elementary school since about 8 a.m.?
01:07:58.580
You work for us, and you're scaring these families.
01:08:01.880
You should probably go do your job where your job lives.
01:08:06.240
Because I don't see that it needs to be right here all morning.
01:08:10.640
The person that I was just working with left approximately 5 minutes ago.
01:08:21.940
acknowledge that you could be a really upsetting sight
01:08:31.840
But, like, for us to be able to collaborate with y'all
01:08:59.200
and remind him that a certain side of the population
01:09:03.980
And, like, how are you supposed to have a one-on-one conversation
01:09:09.380
if you're just coming over to shit-talk him, right?
01:09:34.360
This guy's, he got called for a fender bender, you know?
01:09:44.540
He just sees the world as retardedly as you do.
01:09:46.820
And then the sheriff's office responded to this