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00:00:20.420 Today on the show, you remember rooftop Koreans? 1.00

00:00:23.440 Now get ready for stick-wielding seeks.

00:00:26.560 Then Lizzo has been pigging on tour and some of her underpigs are not happy about it. 0.91

00:00:32.380 Then after that, Trump got indicted again.

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00:02:37.940 Let's get into some action.

00:02:38.940 And as always, we're going to start the episode with Doppelgangers.

00:02:41.840 This week's Doppelgangers, I haven't really looked at them.

00:02:45.440 Oh, is this you without a beard?

00:02:46.840 I hate when people say that wheelchairs are only for people who need them.

00:02:51.780 Because when they say that, what they mean is wheelchair users are for people who are paralyzed.

00:02:56.380 But not everyone who is a wheelchair user who uses a wheelchair needs a wheelchair.

00:03:00.040 So that you without a beard saying that you can be fat to need a wheelchair?

00:03:04.120 Yeah.

00:03:04.440 The same beliefs I have ever written.

00:03:07.020 Cool.

00:03:07.240 You shot that in your car?

00:03:08.440 Yeah.

00:03:09.320 My Ford Focus.

00:03:10.700 All right.

00:03:11.320 Moving on.

00:03:12.200 We are getting – let's get right into the Trump indictment.

00:03:14.700 That's the hot news of the week.

00:03:16.200 Yeah, of course.

00:03:16.720 Trump got indicted again.

00:03:18.040 The judge who's doing it is an Obama appointee, BLM apologist judge.

00:03:24.100 Yeah.

00:03:24.240 So that's probably not great.

00:03:25.480 Yeah.

00:03:25.700 In Washington, D.C., which voted like 96% for Joe Biden, some guy comes on to announce the charges who you've never seen before of the former president who 75 million people voted for.

00:03:36.640 Yeah.

00:03:36.860 So it's all above board here.

00:03:38.340 Banana Republic.

00:03:39.540 Yeah.

00:03:39.740 Full-blown banana republic.

00:03:42.140 The subpoena power actually is pretty interesting.

00:03:44.800 Kash Patel was talking about this too.

00:03:46.740 Like I'm a delusionally optimistic person.

00:03:49.060 I'm always looking for like our chance even when things are not looking good.

00:03:53.700 So there is going to be some subpoena power.

00:03:56.180 Yeah.

00:03:56.700 So there is a –

00:03:57.820 Chris Wray, stuff like that.

00:03:58.700 So there is the chance that we can kind of like get the 2020 election like judged.

00:04:06.180 Yeah.

00:04:06.440 In like a public way with subpoenas, people under oath and stuff.

00:04:09.140 So there's an opportunity there because I truly believe it was stolen.

00:04:12.440 So if we have people on the record forced to tell the truth, forced to hand over evidence, I think we can prove some stuff that maybe otherwise would have been done.

00:04:20.640 Yeah.

00:04:20.980 It's weird also though that they're indicting Trump two and a half years after January 6th.

00:04:26.140 It's like they were sitting on this for a while until he had the clear Republican lead by a mile.

00:04:32.100 So fascinating to watch how the world works.

00:04:35.120 Yeah.

00:04:35.600 Exactly.

00:04:36.140 And I also want to get on the record again.

00:04:38.120 Over a year ago on this show, it's in video record, I made the claim that it is possible that the aliens could come back and then they could know the true score of the 2020 election.

00:04:47.740 And that was kind of like a chance, like a pathway to victory of like what really happened.

00:04:52.180 How can we tell the public if the aliens come back and say Trump won the election?

00:04:56.600 Yeah.

00:04:57.160 I'll believe those.

00:04:58.100 First order of business for those aliens. 1.00

00:05:01.200 Yep.

00:05:01.700 And then there was a pretty funny meme I saw.

00:05:04.880 I just screenshotted it before we started shooting.

00:05:07.740 John Dutrois.

00:05:09.020 John Dutrois.

00:05:10.740 Hey, I never took French.

00:05:12.440 John Dutrois.

00:05:13.520 Yeah.

00:05:13.920 It was confidence.

00:05:15.280 And I actually know this guy, so I should know how to say his name.

00:05:18.680 Republicans won't admit how base Joe is.

00:05:21.140 He can't form a sentence, doesn't care. 1.00

00:05:23.380 He runs a corrupt business with his crackhead criminal son. 0.99

00:05:26.160 He jails his political opponents. 1.00

00:05:27.820 He shits in his pants in front of the Pope. 0.99

00:05:29.820 And now this ad, based AF. 1.00

00:05:32.220 Yeah.

00:05:32.940 Dark Brandon.

00:05:33.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:34.580 He's living the fucking life. 1.00

00:05:35.240 He's evil. 1.00

00:05:36.120 He's living the meme.

00:05:36.900 Goes to the beach.

00:05:38.620 40% of his presidency is on vacation.

00:05:41.740 Yeah.

00:05:41.980 His press secretary just doesn't even answer the questions. 0.99

00:05:45.580 It's like, we should take notes because this is what we need to do when we get into power.

00:05:50.240 It's a pretty good operation.

00:05:51.440 Yeah.

00:05:51.520 If we ever get into power again, we need to have a Joe Biden term.

00:05:55.320 Ron DeSantis kind of dropped the ball in his response.

00:05:58.300 Again, the guy just keeps botching it.

00:06:00.600 Yeah.

00:06:00.920 I mean, everybody who is a Trump and DeSantis fan knows that this is banana republic, 1.00

00:06:06.440 fugazi, fugazi shit. 0.99

00:06:07.660 And Ron DeSantis comes up with, as president, I will end the weaponization of the government, 0.99

00:06:11.560 replace the FBI director, and ensure a single standard of justice for all Americans.

00:06:15.600 While I've seen reports, I have not read the indictment.

00:06:18.520 I do, though, believe we need to enact reform so that Americans have the right to remove cases 1.00

00:06:24.000 from Washington, D.C. to their home districts.

00:06:26.820 Washington is a swamp, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:28.580 He didn't read the report.

00:06:30.120 He didn't read it.

00:06:30.660 Couldn't be bothered.

00:06:31.360 Aren't you a lawyer?

00:06:32.360 Yeah.

00:06:32.800 He didn't read it.

00:06:34.120 So he's kind of stuck.

00:06:36.220 Oh, I'll return the law of justice.

00:06:37.840 They're trying to kill us. 0.59

00:06:39.400 You know, like, they're trying to go for the throat. 0.98

00:06:41.980 And then you give this weak thing.

00:06:43.720 And that was our biggest complaint with him earlier for the earlier Trump indictments.

00:06:47.380 Of course.

00:06:47.920 And he's kind of stuck. 0.97

00:06:49.220 He's stuck with his gay influencer mafia and whatever they're up to. 0.97

00:06:52.180 Yeah. 0.95

00:06:52.660 So he's stuck and he has to stand by whatever they're doing.

00:06:56.680 And it's basically like Christina Pushaw fighting the most influential MAGA people and trying

00:07:02.480 to bulldoze them because they called her ugly. 1.00

00:07:05.920 So now it's like Ron DeSantis.

00:07:07.820 It's like, oh, yeah, we got into a fight with the most important MAGA influencers because

00:07:11.300 they called me ugly.

00:07:12.160 And you're on my side, right?

00:07:13.980 Yeah.

00:07:14.300 And I'm like, well, we could have maybe been allies with those people.

00:07:17.120 I don't think bulldozing MAGA was the right game plan.

00:07:21.080 But that's what happens when you ask, you know, Christina Pushaw and Will Chamberlain

00:07:25.160 and butt-sext in what to do.

00:07:26.640 Yeah.

00:07:27.060 And it's almost like, yeah, now the DeSantis campaign is involved in like some old ethnic 0.88

00:07:31.900 war in Eastern Europe.

00:07:33.300 And then it's like, how do I hate these people?

00:07:35.600 Like, what?

00:07:36.060 Remind me again?

00:07:37.220 Exactly.

00:07:37.480 Why am I sending weapons to, you know, Romania?

00:07:39.940 Yeah.

00:07:40.320 So how's that going for you, Ron?

00:07:41.820 It's called third place.

00:07:43.460 It's called can't even beat Vivek Ramswami.

00:07:45.900 Yeah.

00:07:46.300 Well, Vivek, at least he has a strong stance on the weaponization and all that.

00:07:51.420 So just the wild goose chase.

00:07:53.660 So.

00:07:53.800 Yeah.

00:07:53.920 So I like Vivek for what he's doing, AKA replacing Ron DeSantis as second in the polls.

00:07:59.960 Yeah.

00:08:00.420 That's a great, that's a great person for us.

00:08:02.140 It's a little proxy, a little Mujahideen.

00:08:03.860 Yeah.

00:08:04.200 I don't think he, yeah, I don't think, I don't think he views America.

00:08:08.280 Like I saw that tweet that I think Patrick Casey had where he challenged Vivek to seeing

00:08:12.660 America as like an economic zone instead of like a national place with an identity and

00:08:17.520 stuff.

00:08:18.040 And so I kind of agree with that, but I do like to see him, you know, when he says the right

00:08:22.800 things and I think Anomaly calls him Republican chat GPT or something like that, which I kind

00:08:27.620 of agree with, like says everything you want to hear exactly.

00:08:30.300 And it's like, well, are you going to do it?

00:08:32.100 I don't know.

00:08:32.800 I'll go with the guy who I know at least tried to do it and has a good track record.

00:08:36.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:37.180 Vivek is great at the sound bites.

00:08:39.300 He's great at sounding reasonable on the all in podcast and stuff like that.

00:08:43.480 But we need someone who's got that dog in him.

00:08:46.280 Yeah.

00:08:46.820 You know what I mean?

00:08:47.880 There was a funny meme, I guess, that was going around about Trump versus DeSantis.

00:08:53.440 And it says DeSantis will spend six figures to have a comedian write him jokes just for 0.71

00:09:00.120 Trump to call him like gay Ron and end his career. 0.94

00:09:03.420 Which is exactly it. 0.97

00:09:05.320 He's trying to sound like a cool guy to get the jokes and then Trump won't even be prepared 0.93

00:09:09.920 to call you gay Ron.

00:09:11.000 I saw another one where someone said Trump should call DeSantis no riz Ron. 0.98

00:09:17.320 No riz.

00:09:17.840 He's got no riz, people.

00:09:19.320 He's got no riz.

00:09:20.160 Not a big riz guy.

00:09:21.880 Yeah.

00:09:22.320 So, yeah, that's not fun.

00:09:24.480 Trump's I think there's going to be a.

00:09:26.420 Mike Pence had a similar statement as well. 0.99

00:09:28.200 Like all these nobody Republicans like spineless shit like, well, if he gets thrown into the 1.00

00:09:33.640 wood chipper, that's on him. 0.99

00:09:35.240 You know, like no president's ever been prosecuted for basically anything ever.

00:09:39.020 It's kind of like a executive privilege is like this huge thing and it's just not worth

00:09:43.940 doing.

00:09:44.500 But it's going to be a crescendo.

00:09:46.440 It's leading up to something, you know, like you do this.

00:09:50.520 There's going to be a mugshot to in Georgia.

00:09:53.260 They're saying crazy.

00:09:54.940 All right.

00:09:55.620 Moving on.

00:09:56.700 We'll keep everyone posted on that.

00:09:58.360 Justin Trudeau got divorced.

00:10:01.500 Did he?

00:10:02.180 Yeah, he got divorced.

00:10:03.380 So it makes you wonder where I actually want to open up the odds book or a little parlay

00:10:08.000 book.

00:10:08.380 OK.

00:10:08.960 And I want odds that within the within a year before the 2024 election, Justin Trudeau will

00:10:15.720 say as a member of the 2SLGBTQIA plus community and he's going to come out and be a little 0.95

00:10:22.520 something, a little gay. 0.91

00:10:23.640 Maybe he's bisexual. 0.89

00:10:24.660 Maybe he'll say he's bisexual. 0.93

00:10:25.780 He's going to dip a toe in. 0.66

00:10:27.200 Yeah.

00:10:27.400 Those you're not going to get good odds. 0.99

00:10:29.120 Justin Trudeau being gay. 0.96

00:10:30.580 It's just one to one. 0.98

00:10:31.540 One to one.

00:10:32.120 Yeah.

00:10:32.560 Even money.

00:10:33.600 Even money.

00:10:34.240 So what do you want to put down?

00:10:35.120 I just want everyone to hear it here first.

00:10:36.720 OK.

00:10:37.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:37.440 Justin Trudeau is going to say as a member of the 2SLGBTQIA, stupid whatever acronym he 1.00

00:10:43.400 says. 0.98

00:10:44.280 And that's going to be what he's going to run on whenever his next election is.

00:10:49.360 Yeah.

00:10:49.580 It's funny.

00:10:50.040 The 2SL, two spirit, that's like big in Canada.

00:10:53.200 They really have to honor that because that's like all the indigenous up in Canada who they

00:10:57.560 might feel like a deer.

00:10:58.800 Yeah.

00:11:00.160 Whatever they say.

00:11:01.660 All right.

00:11:02.100 Moving on.

00:11:02.960 Very important housekeeping.

00:11:04.340 Two pages only, but they're full.

00:11:06.100 OK.

00:11:06.840 Next, let's get into the alien technology post that was on, I think, Reddit or something.

00:11:11.100 Yeah.

00:11:11.220 This was Wall Street Bets.

00:11:12.340 So it said the LK-99 room temperature superconductor is probably alien technology.

00:11:18.620 It's just too much of a.

00:11:19.580 So this was like a breakthrough, a scientific breakthrough that happened.

00:11:23.340 Where like superconductor computers or whatever don't need to be cooled anymore.

00:11:27.180 This one can just run on room temp, right?

00:11:28.820 Yeah.

00:11:29.120 And then like scientists are trying to verify it, stuff like that.

00:11:32.100 I don't really know that much about it, but it's a new breakthrough.

00:11:35.760 Yeah.

00:11:35.980 And Fleckis thinks it's aliens.

00:11:37.060 So it's too much of a coincidence that suddenly the U.S. Congress is like, yeah, UFOs are a

00:11:42.660 thing and we have a ship with an organic, non-human pilot body and now LK-99, which is

00:11:47.720 the superconductor and AI.

00:11:51.080 Come on.

00:11:51.520 It's the alien tech age.

00:11:52.980 It's bigger than the Industrial Revolution.

00:11:54.780 It's bigger than the wheel.

00:11:55.720 It's bigger than fire.

00:11:56.960 Yep.

00:11:57.220 And then someone replied something that I would say, ticker, date, price, please.

00:12:03.000 How do I buy options on this?

00:12:04.940 Looking for investment advice on alien tech.

00:12:07.540 How do I buy calls on it?

00:12:08.660 What's the ticker?

00:12:09.540 Yeah.

00:12:09.760 So that's kind of how Fleckis is.

00:12:11.200 Yeah.

00:12:11.560 He doesn't want to hear the thesis, the explanation or learn about-

00:12:15.420 I don't need to know how it works.

00:12:16.320 Yeah.

00:12:16.720 I just need to know the ticker.

00:12:18.100 And upies or downies.

00:12:20.720 So don't be like him.

00:12:22.000 Oh, and Bud Light earnings came.

00:12:23.900 We got to give an update on that.

00:12:25.200 The thesis was correct.

00:12:26.440 Yeah.

00:12:26.720 And Fleckis sold most of his options before the earnings, after implied volatility kind of

00:12:31.240 spiked.

00:12:31.580 So he made money, but you know.

00:12:33.960 It wasn't-

00:12:34.960 They didn't get destroyed, destroyed.

00:12:36.780 I didn't get destroyed.

00:12:37.740 I didn't get rich.

00:12:38.900 Yeah.

00:12:39.320 I just, you know, made the money back and then a little bit.

00:12:42.840 Absolutely.

00:12:43.540 All right.

00:12:44.020 There's a Wolf of Wall Street meme that went along with the alien technology.

00:12:48.460 Please read that.

00:12:49.400 It's in the Leonardo DiCaprio voice.

00:12:51.440 The name of the metal is LK99.

00:12:54.820 It is a cutting edge, ambient pressure, room temperature superconductor.

00:12:59.420 It has both huge military and civilian applications.

00:13:03.220 And that's not even the best part.

00:13:05.260 John, you can make it in your oven at home.

00:13:09.260 Well, that's the kind of sell that would make me go, all right, I need to buy this now.

00:13:12.500 Yeah, for sure.

00:13:13.600 And then also-

00:13:14.440 Which is why you're a losing trader for the most part.

00:13:17.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:19.100 And also just to remember, I saw this video the other day.

00:13:22.580 It's playing in the background here.

00:13:24.300 The guy plugs like a light bulb into a tree and then it lights up.

00:13:27.800 Yeah.

00:13:28.440 So Uncle Fester tried to tell us.

00:13:31.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:32.560 Electricity is free.

00:13:34.060 Don't forget it.

00:13:34.780 Also, on top of that, we need to get all of the heavy metals out of our bodies before they microwave us.

00:13:41.420 Just make sure you guys know that.

00:13:43.320 Let's take this opportunity to tickle the algo, juice the algo, tickle the post, juice the post, help us out.

00:13:49.560 Leave a comment, like the video, notifications on.

00:13:53.620 And then also make sure you watch Tuesday's episode if you missed it.

00:13:56.640 Yeah.

00:13:56.780 Also, leave a comment if you have realized that Fleckus is wearing the same cutoff Bill Belichick hoodie for the last 10 podcasts.

00:14:04.780 Do we like it?

00:14:06.100 Do we?

00:14:06.620 I found something I like.

00:14:07.780 Yeah, clearly.

00:14:08.940 It's a summer hoodie.

00:14:10.100 It's actually perfect.

00:14:11.200 Okay.

00:14:11.660 All right, moving on.

00:14:12.680 The van lady.

00:14:14.200 Yeah, I sold my home for a facelift and now I look fabulous but live in a van.

00:14:19.060 Okay.

00:14:20.180 Okay.

00:14:20.880 Nice to meet you, lady. 0.99

00:14:21.980 That's like what someone says to you at Starbucks and you're like, okay, I got it.

00:14:25.920 Thanks.

00:14:26.120 All right, want me to buy you a muffin?

00:14:27.760 Leave me alone.

00:14:28.700 And it's funny because living in a van, remember?

00:14:30.840 How much is a facelift?

00:14:32.160 7K?

00:14:32.760 10K?

00:14:33.460 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:14:35.060 She lost her house?

00:14:36.460 It's like, now I look fabulous.

00:14:37.960 And it's like, is that the picture on the right?

00:14:39.740 Yeah.

00:14:40.080 You look fabulous now.

00:14:41.180 And you live in a van.

00:14:42.820 And I was thinking, remember back in the day, I live in a van down by the river. 0.98

00:14:46.900 It was like a meme for people who were like losers. 0.92

00:14:49.560 Yeah, of course.

00:14:50.340 Now it's like half of America doesn't have $400.

00:14:53.640 They probably, living in a van would be a reach.

00:14:55.740 Yeah, living, those vans are like 50 grand now.

00:14:58.080 The sprinter vans.

00:14:59.140 They can't even do it.

00:15:00.280 All right, moving on.

00:15:02.580 We actually found a hack, a paper plate hack.

00:15:05.600 I don't know if you guys are always doing dishes.

00:15:07.860 We've kind of been trying to figure out how to lower our dishes used and using the washing machine and all the cleaning and stuff that goes along with it.

00:15:15.220 Yeah.

00:15:15.380 So we found a hack on how to get more use out of your plates.

00:15:18.460 I know I ain't the only one that does this.

00:15:20.700 I put a plastic bag over my plates.

00:15:23.000 That way I ain't got to wash them afterwards.

00:15:24.800 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:25.980 And see, after you're done, you just take off the paper plate or you take off the plastic.

00:15:33.020 That's actually a genius idea.

00:15:34.680 Yeah, that's a good tip.

00:15:35.640 That seems to be working well for him.

00:15:37.000 Anything else you need to add to that?

00:15:39.040 No.

00:15:39.580 I think that's just good.

00:15:40.060 Looks like a good sandwich.

00:15:40.840 It's like great advice, good sandwich, and it cuts down how much you need to wash those plates.

00:15:44.700 I actually made a homemade banh mi the other day.

00:15:47.900 Yeah.

00:15:48.300 You had one too.

00:15:49.180 I did.

00:15:49.860 It was pretty good.

00:15:50.960 Yeah, it was good.

00:15:52.060 Only downside, it costs like $50.

00:15:55.000 I know.

00:15:55.540 That's what I was going to say.

00:15:56.380 It took me six hours, and it costs $50.

00:15:58.840 You buy every ingredient.

00:16:00.460 It's like you start to understand why the economy exists and why you just get banh mi from the banh mi guy.

00:16:05.200 Yeah, because you have to make an Asian slaw.

00:16:07.520 It's called economies of scale, and we don't have them.

00:16:10.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:11.760 When you have to order every item from the store.

00:16:14.020 Yeah, so I got smoked.

00:16:16.040 Six hours, $50, and it was probably more than $50.

00:16:18.940 To make a banh mi that was slightly worse than the other guys banh mi.

00:16:21.880 Isn't that the bad part, where even at the end of it all, it doesn't even taste as good as the restaurant?

00:16:27.060 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:28.240 Yeah.

00:16:28.720 Let that be a lesson.

00:16:29.800 Let's move on.

00:16:30.440 We kind of have to go fast through this next part.

00:16:33.380 This is the show shout outs.

00:16:34.620 Number one, there was a lady who said she'd change her name to Subway for us. 1.00

00:16:41.300 Yeah, she said, I will change my name to Subway if Subway will make a sandwich called Snarf Snarf O'Banion and feature it in every store nationwide.

00:16:48.820 I'm serious.

00:16:50.060 At my age, people call me either Mom, Grandma, or Mrs. Hildreth.

00:16:53.580 I'm fine with changing the name on paper.

00:16:56.520 So we appreciate that.

00:16:58.060 Falls in your court, Subway.

00:16:59.200 Yeah.

00:16:59.740 Make the Snarf Snarf Sandwich.

00:17:01.340 Unfortunately, I don't think this podcast has the leverage to get a nationwide Snarf Snarf Sandwich, so you're safe, Mrs. Hildreth.

00:17:08.020 For now, but I'm working on it.

00:17:09.340 Yeah.

00:17:09.760 I am working on it.

00:17:10.700 Yeah, send a few emails.

00:17:11.540 There was an anniversary shout out someone wanted us to do, which we're happy to do.

00:17:16.240 Do you have that?

00:17:17.100 I don't remember what his name was.

00:17:18.460 Yeah, well, it's interesting because it says, hi, Richard Rappel, and my husband and I are huge fans of the show.

00:17:23.340 Our 20-year anniversary is August 1st, so we missed it.

00:17:26.420 We've been watching you guys since Fleckus was using the spoon.

00:17:28.520 I was wondering if it's at all possible for you guys to give my husband a happy 20th anniversary, Bobby.

00:17:33.960 Shout out.

00:17:34.800 Happy 20th anniversary, Bobby.

00:17:37.260 Bobby.

00:17:37.800 Shout out.

00:17:38.520 You got it.

00:17:39.180 A couple days late.

00:17:40.120 The wife's name wasn't in this from Twitter, so just for you, Bobby.

00:17:43.160 Just for you, Bobby.

00:17:44.060 You're the one keeping it all together.

00:17:45.320 All right, there was a plumber who found a Fleckus message in the wall, which was pretty cool.

00:17:52.600 About to install this balancing valve.

00:17:55.620 It was right here.

00:17:56.940 Putting pipes in.

00:17:57.820 The hot water return system.

00:17:59.140 Just plumbing.

00:17:59.920 Check out this access panel.

00:18:02.540 So somebody came up here and shouted out my boy Fleckus.

00:18:08.220 Yeah.

00:18:09.520 Turns out they have the best number one podcast of all time.

00:18:12.320 Best number one podcast of all time.

00:18:14.240 That's how we say it.

00:18:15.700 Yep.

00:18:16.140 And then last one, there was a shout out at a local little concert in a small town somewhere.

00:18:23.560 The Clam Diggers. 1.00

00:18:34.840 There's the crowd.

00:18:35.820 I just want to thank them, the Clam Diggers. 1.00

00:18:38.240 You did a great job.

00:18:39.400 I just want to give a shout out to Fleckus Talks.

00:18:41.780 It's a podcast on YouTube.

00:18:43.240 I suggest you want to check it out.

00:18:44.960 So Americanas, the great podcast.

00:18:47.400 Greatest in the world.

00:18:49.420 The greatest in the world.

00:18:50.660 The greatest podcast in the world.

00:18:52.840 No such thing as bad press.

00:18:54.760 Yeah.

00:18:55.100 We'll take it.

00:18:55.780 We'll take it.

00:18:56.680 Especially because a lot of you guys watch the show with people.

00:18:59.860 Like your girlfriend or your boyfriend or your family and a bunch of people.

00:19:03.980 And I only get one view for that.

00:19:05.840 That's true.

00:19:06.760 So start.

00:19:07.960 Yeah.

00:19:08.200 You people in a group, we get one view.

00:19:10.400 Let's start juicing the numbers.

00:19:11.860 If you're at work and you already watched the show, just open it on your phone and let

00:19:14.620 it play on the side.

00:19:15.800 We need stuff like that.

00:19:17.080 Occupy your screen time.

00:19:17.860 Drain your battery.

00:19:18.900 Just eat it for us.

00:19:20.060 We need juiced algos. 1.00

00:19:21.900 All right.

00:19:22.320 Moving on.

00:19:23.060 We need to get more serious because we are done with the fun stuff.

00:19:27.120 The shout outs.

00:19:27.720 We have to get into the actual news.

00:19:29.680 Okay.

00:19:30.260 Japan is mad about all the Oppenheimer memes.

00:19:33.860 Yeah.

00:19:34.100 So in response, they've made some 9-11 memes, I guess.

00:19:38.300 Yeah.

00:19:38.620 And some Osama Bin Laden memes.

00:19:39.980 Yeah.

00:19:40.260 They're doing a crossover of our biggest terrorist moment with Barbie.

00:19:44.280 So just so that they know how to feel, I guess.

00:19:47.360 But, you know, Japanese Twitter kind of didn't underestimate, underestimated how much America 0.63

00:19:52.340 likes 9-11 jokes still.

00:19:54.440 Yeah.

00:19:55.220 9-11 jokes are no big deal.

00:19:57.080 And we all know what really happened that day.

00:19:59.180 Yeah.

00:19:59.620 And then moving on, you know how Oppenheimer and Barbie came out at the same time?

00:20:04.020 Simultaneous release.

00:20:04.980 Yeah.

00:20:05.260 Of course.

00:20:05.820 We have another simultaneous release coming up next month.

00:20:09.400 And it's Paw Patrol and Saw, a.k.a. Saw Patrol, coming your way.

00:20:15.100 Nice.

00:20:16.080 That's Saw still going?

00:20:17.240 What are we on?

00:20:17.720 Episode 10?

00:20:18.540 Yeah.

00:20:18.860 They did one last time with Chris Rock, I think.

00:20:20.920 It was called like Spiral or something.

00:20:22.400 And it was horrible.

00:20:23.300 I had to turn that one off.

00:20:24.380 Couldn't even watch it.

00:20:25.220 They didn't do any of the old stuff.

00:20:27.060 And then that's Paw Patrol on the right.

00:20:28.500 I think that's Chase, one of the guys.

00:20:30.740 I wouldn't know.

00:20:31.660 I know a lot of the Paw Patrol people from the family vacation I went on.

00:20:36.200 All right.

00:20:36.500 Let's move on.

00:20:37.280 Quick question.

00:20:37.900 Does Rob say Ibiza or Ibiza?

00:20:40.520 He says Ibiza.

00:20:41.920 Yeah.

00:20:42.300 With a T-H.

00:20:43.380 I just want to get that on the record.

00:20:44.620 Yeah.

00:20:44.960 All right. 1.00

00:20:45.480 Lizzo's on some pig shit. 1.00

00:20:47.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:47.920 Lizzo came under fire.

00:20:49.000 Do you want to get into the specifics of the story?

00:20:52.720 Basically, the story comes down to she may have been mean to her dancers, who are all

00:20:58.780 big girls. 0.98

00:20:59.300 They're all fat. 0.98

00:21:00.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:00.280 She was mean to them, and she took them to like a sex show in Amsterdam during their

00:21:05.780 tour in Amsterdam. 0.99

00:21:07.920 Some of them were pressured into eating bananas out of a stripper, a sex show worker's vagina. 0.99

00:21:15.440 And there was some dildos around. 1.00

00:21:18.400 It was a disgusting sex show. 1.00

00:21:20.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:20.660 And then Lizzo was also kind of mean.

00:21:22.460 One of the girls said that she was forced to defecate, to soil herself on stage during 0.99

00:21:27.900 an excruciating re-audition, fearing the repercussions.

00:21:32.520 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:21:33.740 Stuff like that.

00:21:35.060 So this is like an all-encompassing suit from some former dancers who are all heavy girls.

00:21:39.280 Hey, they are biting the hand that feeds them. 0.64

00:21:43.000 There is nobody else on earth who is going to put you big girls on tour as a dancer other 0.99

00:21:49.360 than Lizzo. 1.00

00:21:50.740 Stabbing Lizzo in her fat fucking back. 1.00

00:21:52.900 Right in the fold. 1.00

00:21:55.140 Right in that one fold.

00:21:56.600 Yeah.

00:21:56.980 All the way in.

00:21:58.120 So obviously we are not, we like making fun of Lizzo.

00:22:02.180 But a huge portion of us making fun of Lizzo comes from the fact that she's so elevated

00:22:08.100 and revered in the media that like she's this big, black, talented girl. 1.00

00:22:13.080 She plays the flute.

00:22:14.160 She does fat torquing. 1.00

00:22:15.300 We call it pigging on stage, you know.

00:22:17.460 And so we wouldn't, we actually liked Lizzo.

00:22:21.140 Lizzo had an album that came out in what, like 2012 or 14 or something?

00:22:26.680 2018.

00:22:27.680 Okay.

00:22:28.200 So she was undiscovered for a while and put out good music.

00:22:30.980 That was early to Lizzo.

00:22:32.040 Exactly.

00:22:32.400 And, but ultimately she became this symbol of like this fat social justice pigging, healthy 1.00

00:22:39.640 at every size. 0.55

00:22:40.700 Nothing matters.

00:22:41.840 She's still healthy.

00:22:42.700 And it kind of just rubbed us the wrong way.

00:22:45.600 And obviously, cause we're not the target demo for that, but Lizzo got elevated to this

00:22:52.600 like revered status by the media.

00:22:55.340 And now it's like, well, she might've been mean. 0.86

00:22:57.380 She might've called him fat. 0.99

00:22:58.320 They went to a sex show. 0.99

00:22:59.340 It's like Lizzo talks about pigging all the time. 0.99

00:23:01.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:01.840 They're going to go to a sex show in Amsterdam. 0.89

00:23:03.400 That's pretty on brand for what you guys do on stage too. 0.85

00:23:06.240 Right?

00:23:06.540 Yeah.

00:23:06.880 And also if it's not a place you're comfortable and you don't want to do it, don't go leave.

00:23:12.640 You can really get up.

00:23:13.740 It's not like Lizzo's there like, Oh, I'm going to retaliate you professionally and fire 0.99

00:23:17.880 you after you left the sex show. 0.99

00:23:19.740 Yeah.

00:23:20.220 So I, I believe it to be a, you know, whatever lawsuit, like a money grab type of thing.

00:23:26.820 It does seem that way.

00:23:28.040 On first, first glance, but it's like you guys, there's no tour.

00:23:32.260 There's no tour that exists that you can get hired on, especially after you sued your 0.97

00:23:36.080 employer and you're a fat dancer. 0.99

00:23:37.720 They might know that because they might be like, all right, we finished the tour. 0.94

00:23:40.300 We're never going to get hired again. 0.64

00:23:41.520 No one needs fat dancers. 1.00

00:23:42.960 Yeah. 0.98

00:23:43.560 Let's just sue Lizzo.

00:23:44.920 Money grab.

00:23:45.520 And just get it all.

00:23:46.580 Yeah.

00:23:47.120 Money grab.

00:23:48.140 Along with that, there was also a Hollywood writer's strike, obviously still going on.

00:23:53.180 We've been covering that for weeks now, but there was a writer's strike meme thing

00:23:56.940 that happened where a person was talking to someone on Hinge who was a Hollywood writer.

00:24:00.600 Yeah.

00:24:01.160 This, uh, this girl said, I asked a guy for his most controversial opinion, controversial opinion.

00:24:06.080 On Hinge.

00:24:07.200 And this guy goes, okay.

00:24:08.640 And she goes, here we go.

00:24:09.720 He says, I don't care about the writer's strike.

00:24:11.540 I think there are way too many pseudo intellectual wannabe artists in Hollywood. 0.90

00:24:15.200 99% of films and TV shows are trash and it's ultimately killing the industry anyway. 0.97

00:24:19.720 Anyway, find another profession. 0.96

00:24:22.560 That's exactly our take.

00:24:23.900 Yeah.

00:24:24.280 That's, uh, not that controversial.

00:24:26.320 What does he always say? 0.99

00:24:27.120 Nobody wants to watch your Mindy Kaling bullshit. 1.00

00:24:29.560 Exactly. 1.00

00:24:30.080 That like pretty much that sums it up.

00:24:32.160 And then she replied.

00:24:33.400 And he said this not knowing she was a writer.

00:24:36.480 So, uh, so she was like posted this on Twitter to dunk on him.

00:24:40.580 Like us writers, we're really the cream of the crop.

00:24:43.420 We are the intellectuals.

00:24:44.660 And some guy, uh, responds to the thread and goes, are you a good screenwriter?

00:24:48.540 What's something you helped make?

00:24:49.940 Like, I need some context here.

00:24:51.460 Yeah.

00:24:51.960 Cause this guy might be a dead ringer.

00:24:53.320 He must be talented.

00:24:54.060 Uh, and then somebody replied and said, here's one LMAO.

00:24:57.280 Someone get this girl, a golden globe and a pay raise. 1.00

00:25:00.220 And, uh, it's a TV script called Dentata. 0.97

00:25:03.980 59 pages, three women and one man at Columbia university who develop vagina Dentata, vagina

00:25:10.960 with teeth in response to trauma, struggle to heal and find love in an unpredictably violent

00:25:16.080 world.

00:25:16.800 Oh, you're a good screenwriter.

00:25:19.480 You're the best.

00:25:20.280 Yeah.

00:25:20.620 We got to get a movie like that.

00:25:22.060 Yeah.

00:25:22.320 You need a million dollars. 0.99

00:25:23.620 Cause you wrote a vagina teeth screenplay. 1.00

00:25:26.260 These people, man, they have no, they've lost the plot so far. 0.98

00:25:29.620 So many times over and over and they need to raise.

00:25:31.980 It's like, you guys, you need to raise the lucky you're up to your knees in the water.

00:25:36.560 The boat's going down.

00:25:37.640 Yeah.

00:25:37.940 No, the Titanic.

00:25:38.960 I need to raise the violin guy.

00:25:41.400 Dude, it's over.

00:25:42.960 And, and especially that kind of like the guy explained it exactly right.

00:25:47.100 Pseudo intellectual feminist. 1.00

00:25:49.200 He could have added more.

00:25:50.140 He probably didn't want to just offend her, but that's dating in LA.

00:25:54.520 Yeah.

00:25:55.220 Um, all right.

00:25:55.740 Last clip of housekeeping before we get into cringe.

00:25:58.460 Uh, there's a zip line clip that really kind of made me nervous.

00:26:07.700 Click, click, click.

00:26:09.080 There you go.

00:26:10.040 There shouldn't be material flying off the zip line.

00:26:19.920 Put your hand in front of it.

00:26:21.240 That'll slow you down.

00:26:22.280 Is that what you zip line on?

00:26:46.040 Just a hook like that? 0.98

00:26:46.760 No, it's you, it's usually should have a wheel in it so that it has, it's like frictionless.

00:26:51.300 This is just like the metal is going to wear down on it.

00:26:54.660 And so this guy gets to a point in the cord where it's, where it's snagged or whatever.

00:27:00.420 And I don't know if he can even get his thing over it. 0.97

00:27:02.500 That's why I don't do shit like that. 0.98

00:27:04.340 That gives me sweaty palms and I don't do shit like that. 0.99

00:27:06.840 If I was on that, it would shave it off. 0.98

00:27:09.720 Yeah.

00:27:10.100 The metal would be gone at the end.

00:27:11.540 You'd be dead in a canyon like a cartoon.

00:27:13.480 And it would just go ching. 0.99

00:27:14.520 Yeah.

00:27:14.800 And then straight down.

00:27:16.600 No argument here.

00:27:17.240 Even if I had to put my legs up and do the shimmy across, I'm not going to make it.

00:27:21.460 Yeah.

00:27:22.040 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:27:23.900 Let's move on to cringe of the week.

00:27:28.560 First clip of cringe of the week.

00:27:30.340 Uh, they're teaching bottoming in schools or they want to teach bottoming in schools.

00:27:34.840 Yep.

00:27:35.240 Let's check this out.

00:27:36.220 One piece of advice you would give to someone who's bottoming or just starting out on bottoming,

00:27:42.320 what would you say?

00:27:43.340 So, unfortunately, it's probably not something that's covered in sex ed in the classroom and

00:27:49.420 middle school or high school.

00:27:51.140 So for most guys that are starting out or are interested in bottoming at some point, I think

00:27:57.140 it's important to just really find a resource or information on what to expect, you know, how

00:28:04.440 you should prep for it, what the sensations are, so you don't go into it blind.

00:28:09.460 Really, I feel like if you're not expecting something or if you just aren't comfortable

00:28:14.260 going into sex or bottoming, you're going to get frustrated and you're just not going

00:28:19.040 to have an enjoyable time.

00:28:20.160 Um, at Maze, we did develop a bottoming ebook, which you can find in the link in our bio.

00:28:26.880 Feel free to check it out.

00:28:28.140 So according to this guy, it's important for middle school kids, according to this guy,

00:28:32.860 to be taught about how to get F'd in the A.

00:28:36.820 Unfortunately, there's no resources for the middle schoolers on bottoming.

00:28:40.300 Yeah.

00:28:40.820 Tips for bottoming.

00:28:41.880 So it's like, so what are we talking about here?

00:28:44.420 What are the tips?

00:28:45.680 Yeah.

00:28:46.200 You, you did a 30 second or a 90 second video and you didn't give us any of the tips.

00:28:51.200 There's plenty of time to talk, right?

00:28:52.760 Yeah.

00:28:53.140 Tell us what you want to tell the kids.

00:28:54.780 If middle schoolers can hear this, you can just tell us right now.

00:28:57.240 We're adults, right?

00:28:58.500 Yeah.

00:28:58.880 So just what are the tips? 0.99

00:29:00.980 It's shit management. 0.99

00:29:02.800 Is it all poop and butt stuff? 1.00

00:29:04.400 Is it all like managing your poop and not eating before it? 1.00

00:29:07.220 And like washing your ass out with water in the shower, you go into the shower and you 1.00

00:29:11.520 wash your ass out. 1.00

00:29:12.400 So poop doesn't get on the guy's dick. 1.00

00:29:14.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:15.300 Is that what we're talking about here?

00:29:16.440 Because you want this for middle schoolers and you are very professional about it.

00:29:20.100 Yeah.

00:29:20.340 Oh, you wrote an ebook.

00:29:21.920 Why don't you just tell us the tips?

00:29:23.320 Yeah.

00:29:23.520 What do you want to tell the kids?

00:29:24.740 Yeah.

00:29:25.020 So just tell everybody.

00:29:26.120 So, yeah.

00:29:26.780 And I think that's a broader theme that we see in a lot of these things where they use

00:29:30.980 some soft language, right?

00:29:32.520 Like bottoming, you know?

00:29:34.580 No, there's very descriptive way to describe exactly.

00:29:37.140 What it is, right?

00:29:38.300 Oh, bottoming and everyone should know and there's resources.

00:29:41.540 It's like, but they're afraid to talk about it in the general like thing because it's so

00:29:46.940 disgusting and so detailed that it would humiliate them.

00:29:50.500 It's violently inappropriate. 0.92

00:29:52.080 Exactly.

00:29:53.100 So these guys say these throwaway phrases like, unfortunately, it's not taught to middle

00:29:58.260 schoolers.

00:29:58.940 Yeah. 0.98

00:29:59.320 And it's just like, I want to beat you up and stuff you in a locker. 0.99

00:30:02.740 You're not a good person at all. 0.99

00:30:04.840 Yeah.

00:30:05.260 And here's what they're teaching the kids in China instead. 0.98

00:30:08.140 We're teaching them how to be bottoms in gay relationships. 1.00

00:30:11.080 And here's what they do in China. 0.57

00:30:12.800 Here's what they teach them.

00:30:15.600 Straight to the end.

00:30:16.700 Straight to the end.

00:30:17.480 Straight through.

00:30:18.080 That's what they teach in China.

00:30:19.700 There is some light at the end of the tunnel.

00:30:22.160 There's a silver lining kind of.

00:30:23.940 The high school kids in America, they're trending more conservative.

00:30:28.760 The boys, at least.

00:30:29.620 The girls are trending more liberal, but the boys are trending more conservative.

00:30:33.840 And it's kind of like, why is that happening?

00:30:35.960 I think when you're constantly being told what you're doing wrong, what you can't do,

00:30:40.520 what the problem with your gender is by liberal progressive women and weak men, it kind of makes 0.91

00:30:48.000 people wake up and try to go against that and push back against that.

00:30:51.980 So the high school boys, if you're a senior in high school at this point, you've been through

00:30:56.540 BLM riots, you've been through COVID, you've been through Trump, all that stuff.

00:31:01.440 So it's like, based on all those things that you're seeing, you'll trend conservative.

00:31:05.560 And then the progressives will pretend like, oh, why is this happening?

00:31:08.420 There's no, it must be something nefarious.

00:31:10.500 Like as if this right wing shift happens in a vacuum, right?

00:31:14.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:16.560 So it's good to see that.

00:31:18.160 I'm happy.

00:31:18.620 It's good to see it, but it's like, imagine being a kid in high school and you're told

00:31:22.780 this is doctrine, right?

00:31:24.500 Black lives matter, but all lives matter as a racist statement. 0.94

00:31:27.900 And then you go, huh, that's weird.

00:31:29.900 I'm a white kid.

00:31:31.100 And like, there's so many obvious examples, same thing with COVID, but like, oh, all lives

00:31:35.160 matter.

00:31:35.360 You can't say it.

00:31:35.980 And then nobody ever gives you an explanation of exactly why that's reasonable.

00:31:40.880 You know what I mean?

00:31:41.620 Yeah.

00:31:41.920 It's kind of like, uh, people don't show their work, you know, like old school test wise.

00:31:47.880 Oh, show your work.

00:31:49.320 It's like, no, no, no.

00:31:50.140 I don't have to show you my work.

00:31:51.380 Well, historically, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:31:53.220 And it's like, well, I'm just a kid in 2023 right now.

00:31:56.320 I'm a senior.

00:31:57.060 I'm trying to go to college, you know?

00:31:58.860 Yeah.

00:31:59.180 And the way they used to explain things to kids, it would be like, uh, like on a curriculum,

00:32:03.960 it would be like, here's the evidence, here's the data, here's the conclusion, here's the

00:32:07.640 evidence, here's the data, here's the conclusion.

00:32:09.520 And now they're just jumping straight to the conclusion without any of the supporting evidence.

00:32:13.780 And if there was supporting evidence, it would actually contradict what they're saying.

00:32:16.880 And it's just, here's reality.

00:32:18.300 If you say anything against it, you're a problematic.

00:32:21.200 And you're also polling kids who literally got half of, or not half, but a certain portion

00:32:27.340 of their childhood and high school experience stolen from them by manic women and Muppet 0.59

00:32:33.080 leftist doctors, right? 0.98

00:32:34.740 Yeah.

00:32:35.060 People in masks scared.

00:32:36.580 So, I mean, oh no, they, they were just going to eat that.

00:32:40.240 They were just going to eat that and stay right down the line.

00:32:42.820 You know, uh, they, they act like it happens in a vacuum with no cause to the effect, you

00:32:48.420 know?

00:32:48.800 Exactly.

00:32:49.040 So shout out to the high school conservatives.

00:32:50.640 You're probably watching.

00:32:51.780 Some of you are probably watching.

00:32:53.100 Yeah.

00:32:53.320 And girls, girls are just hook, line and sinker on the party line for, uh, you know, who the 1.00

00:32:59.300 nice party is.

00:33:00.440 Which makes sense.

00:33:01.360 That's kind of how we got into this problem in the first place.

00:33:04.180 100%.

00:33:04.600 People voting and people having equal voting rights.

00:33:07.800 It doesn't help.

00:33:08.940 Uh, let's go to the polyamorous guy who's now has a trans girlfriend.

00:33:13.580 Yeah.

00:33:13.920 Do we want to preface this?

00:33:14.860 We covered this guy.

00:33:15.960 Yeah.

00:33:16.060 So this was the guy, remember he was living in the trailer and he was in a polyamorous

00:33:18.900 relationship and he was doing those weird Tik TOks where he's like, Hey, I'm Adam and 0.96

00:33:22.920 I got through boyfriends and a girlfriend and he does cuts like where he's coming out of

00:33:27.580 a door and then yeah.

00:33:29.140 Um, production value for something shot on a cell phone.

00:33:31.820 Yeah, for sure.

00:33:32.900 So this is what he's, his new video is about.

00:33:34.940 Five things I wish I would have known before dating a trans woman.

00:33:38.740 Number one, this girl is every bit of a woman and then some. 1.00

00:33:44.000 Think of her as that happy meal with the extra special toy that you haven't played with yet.

00:33:49.380 Number two, you say, Hey Adam, I've already got that toy to play with myself.

00:33:53.700 Why would he need a second toy to play with at the same time?

00:33:57.060 Did we need a second Ace Ventura pet detective movie?

00:34:00.100 Did the Chappelle show need a second season?

00:34:01.980 Did we really need to clone Kanye West to make a second?

00:34:05.100 Wait, that's a bad example, but moral of the story is good things coming to pause it real

00:34:10.300 quick.

00:34:11.720 Using Dave Chappelle to justify dating a trans person. 0.91

00:34:16.360 You didn't really do your homework.

00:34:17.760 You're not familiar with his material.

00:34:19.520 Yeah.

00:34:20.100 And also dating a trans person because good things come in twos. 1.00

00:34:24.540 And the second thing is another person's dick. 1.00

00:34:27.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:28.380 He's just like speaking in colloquialisms, hoping nobody goes, wait, what?

00:34:33.060 But Adam, I'm not a homosexual.

00:34:35.160 Yeah.

00:34:35.440 Number three, you ever have one of those nights where you want to have a little bit of fun,

00:34:39.080 but your schlong and chimichanga doesn't want to show up to the big game?

00:34:42.360 Well, who better to understand than a woman who has dealt with those same complications?

00:34:46.900 So now when she says, Oh, it's okay, babe.

00:34:49.080 It looks cute.

00:34:50.400 You know, she's coming from a place of empathy and not pity.

00:34:54.060 Number four. 0.61

00:34:54.900 No, this does not make you gay.

00:34:57.380 Listen, this is a little bit different than those sleepovers you and your bros used to

00:35:01.140 have when you were younger. 0.96

00:35:02.380 That was a little gay. 0.99

00:35:04.100 Being with a woman of any kind means every part of her is feminine.

00:35:07.660 And while I can't fully explain it, that feminine energy is the hottest thing. 1.00

00:35:12.360 We can end it, right? 0.98

00:35:13.760 After he calls little kids sleepovers gay, but a trans woman banging a trans woman is 0.98

00:35:20.040 that straight? 0.98

00:35:21.200 She's a powerful woman. 1.00

00:35:22.500 Yeah.

00:35:22.740 She benches 285. 0.95

00:35:23.940 So it's very funny that these people, we've kind of talked about this on the show before

00:35:31.060 for the polyamory people or the polyamory like Reddit or internet forums, half of the

00:35:36.720 content is about silencing that inner voice saying, I feel jealous.

00:35:41.120 This is wrong.

00:35:41.760 This feels wrong.

00:35:42.680 This feels wrong.

00:35:43.640 Yeah.

00:35:44.000 So he's moved on from polyamory propaganda to now an even louder internal voice.

00:35:49.860 I'm not gay. 0.92

00:35:50.720 Don't do it. 1.00

00:35:51.460 This person has a dick. 1.00

00:35:52.380 This person has a dick. 1.00

00:35:53.920 And so he's moved on to now silencing that voice that's in all of you. 1.00

00:35:59.060 It kind of sucks for the trans person because she has to hang out with this guy who makes 1.00

00:36:02.920 this like stupid content. 1.00

00:36:04.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:05.040 They did 40 takes.

00:36:06.220 You see how many cuts there were in there?

00:36:07.620 And then the trans person just has to hang out, but it's like, you could be hanging out

00:36:10.440 with a way better content creator.

00:36:12.160 Yeah.

00:36:12.780 Yeah.

00:36:12.960 So that's tough.

00:36:13.580 And also funny enough, I read some of the comments on this post that said this guy was

00:36:18.600 basically booted from the polyamory group he used to be in and making content for.

00:36:23.800 So didn't even make the cut there.

00:36:25.480 Yeah.

00:36:25.900 All right.

00:36:26.200 Moving on.

00:36:26.800 Adult babies.

00:36:27.780 There's an article headline that came out that adults are acting like babies.

00:36:32.040 It says, adult babies is the newest trend taking off in the LGBTQ community. 1.00

00:36:38.100 We have a little bit of a video of what that looks like. 0.99

00:36:50.120 So this guy's just got his shit fried wrong. 0.99

00:36:53.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:53.660 He's fucked up. 1.00

00:36:54.640 This guy's brain fries. 1.00

00:36:56.060 His wires crossed.

00:36:57.000 And then it's interesting because when you have stuff like this, we show it.

00:37:02.440 And then if you're showing this to a progressive person, they are obligated by the religion

00:37:07.380 that they're in, basically, of progressivism to be like, that's fine.

00:37:11.360 That's part of the plus.

00:37:12.620 Yeah.

00:37:13.240 That's the plus.

00:37:14.120 You guys put a plus, a placeholder for anything, and that's part of it.

00:37:17.280 Exactly.

00:37:17.960 And that's exactly.

00:37:19.040 Because last week we showed the guy who dresses up as a dog.

00:37:22.120 He's in there.

00:37:22.780 He's in the plus.

00:37:23.500 People who now think they're babies. 1.00

00:37:25.220 People who want to have sex with trans people. 0.99

00:37:27.340 In the plus. 0.99

00:37:27.880 They're all in the plus.

00:37:28.980 And that's what the plus provides.

00:37:30.940 And then, obviously, we always say the plus will eventually stand for pedophiles as well.

00:37:35.200 And it's like, yeah, that's the end game.

00:37:37.420 And where does it end?

00:37:38.520 You know?

00:37:38.980 This is kind of like we're kind of poking around the bottom of the slippery slope, and there's

00:37:45.600 sediment.

00:37:46.100 There's bedrock.

00:37:47.120 We might be stopped soon.

00:37:48.320 We're getting towards the end.

00:37:49.100 I don't know where to go.

00:37:50.680 And then this guy, it's interesting because the LGB, you know, lesbians, gays, and bis, 0.88

00:37:56.300 they're just doing the minimum degenerate behavior. 0.63

00:37:59.240 Yeah.

00:37:59.600 So they're over here.

00:38:00.560 And then the T's came in, and there's beef.

00:38:03.500 And then now there's going to be beef between the T's and the B's, the babies. 0.98

00:38:06.660 You think the T's are going to say, hey, anyone who came after in the plus, you're not

00:38:10.160 part of the LGBT core group?

00:38:13.020 I don't know.

00:38:13.620 I like it.

00:38:14.220 I like the beef, though.

00:38:15.280 I like making their tent as big as possible and let them fight.

00:38:17.940 Yeah.

00:38:18.260 And a little trick is just finding, you know, find the person who's saying, oh, it's minor

00:38:23.220 attracted people.

00:38:24.280 They're not pedophiles.

00:38:25.400 And then prop them up and then say, oh, progressives.

00:38:29.160 Here's your spokesperson.

00:38:30.060 Here's your spokesperson for the week.

00:38:31.840 This is what you guys are cool with, right?

00:38:33.680 And they'll either say yes or no.

00:38:35.060 And then if they say yes, they're roasted.

00:38:36.740 If they say no, they're kicked out.

00:38:38.460 Then they're disenfranchised, free agents.

00:38:40.600 And then maybe they'll lean right.

00:38:43.080 I don't know.

00:38:43.520 Also, just to roast this a little bit, it's like your options of being a baby, like once

00:38:48.980 you do it, all you can do is like goo goo ga ga and rattle the thing around.

00:38:52.220 It's not very, you know, exciting, unless it's just a fetish thing, at which point you

00:38:58.040 got to tell us, right?

00:38:59.020 I think it's a, I think they get off on it, of course. 0.98

00:39:02.300 All right, let's go move on to the guy who went to Korea to be gay. 0.90

00:39:05.840 This is, yeah, this is actually fascinating, too, for the tea community.

00:39:10.880 Korea for a couple of months last year.

00:39:12.420 How has that experience been for you so far?

00:39:13.980 I actually had a really tough time.

00:39:16.020 It wasn't a time in my life where I was also going through some psychological things, I

00:39:19.080 think.

00:39:19.360 And so it kind of helped push me into a little bit of a depression.

00:39:21.800 I used to dress really differently.

00:39:23.080 I used to wear really bright and colorful, like tutus and stuff like that.

00:39:27.340 And I've traveled the world to different countries looking like that.

00:39:30.120 And you get looks or whatever.

00:39:31.380 And here it was really strange because I got zero looks in a way that was really obvious,

00:39:35.900 that it wasn't like everyone was chill about it.

00:39:37.720 It was like almost like people were trying not to see me or like acknowledge my existence

00:39:42.660 in a really strange way that I hadn't experienced anywhere else before.

00:39:46.460 And it kind of like you're just walking around feeling like a ghost because you're just like

00:39:50.100 literally no one's acknowledging like my existence.

00:39:52.740 And it just felt very strange to like just have that towards the end of my long trip here

00:39:57.460 in 2019.

00:39:57.960 And then I had to do a lot of development, went to therapy when I got back to the U.S.

00:40:02.520 And I'm even like shaking talking about it now just because it was really transformative

00:40:06.100 for me.

00:40:06.600 Shaking talking about it now.

00:40:07.920 So, so much of the identity, the trans identity relies on the attention you get from people.

00:40:13.560 Yeah.

00:40:13.900 External responses.

00:40:15.480 So he was dressing like a twink in South Korea. 0.97

00:40:17.880 Yeah.

00:40:18.260 And then instead of being like, oh, twink, nice, you're doing great.

00:40:21.380 This is better than normal guys.

00:40:23.500 They just kind of like didn't look at him and were kind of disgusted by him.

00:40:26.360 Yeah.

00:40:26.580 Treat him like Meduza.

00:40:27.960 I'm not even going to like, I'm not even coming close.

00:40:30.480 And so he had a breakdown.

00:40:32.740 He, he got depressed because, oh, my acting out isn't getting the proper response that

00:40:37.960 I thought it would.

00:40:38.760 So it's like, are you really this?

00:40:40.480 Or because if you were like your true authentic self, right, you'd be like, okay, whatever.

00:40:46.800 Some people don't want to be my friend, but I'm happy because I'm happy internally because

00:40:50.860 I'm being my true authentic self.

00:40:52.800 But that didn't happen here.

00:40:54.200 Yeah.

00:40:54.400 So much of their true authentic selves relies on the reciprocity, I guess.

00:40:59.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:00.260 Well, just it's a bounce back.

00:41:02.400 Yeah.

00:41:02.580 It's like, yeah, it's a transaction.

00:41:03.760 It's not just a one way street where I'm just living my life.

00:41:06.160 And there was also this Reddit post that kind of went along with it.

00:41:09.340 It says, I guess I thought my family and friends would have been, I would have had more questions

00:41:13.420 when I came out.

00:41:14.240 Yeah.

00:41:14.600 So we're noticing a theme, right, of people who need the external to match what they're

00:41:19.360 doing and be validated by it.

00:41:21.500 So everyone expressed their surprise when I told them I was trans.

00:41:25.140 I live in Florida, so starting HRT is going to be a process.

00:41:28.700 They go on to talk about doctor and hormones and stuff.

00:41:31.780 They're not going to use she, her until I feel more like I can girl mode more consistently.

00:41:38.380 I expected my sisters, one year older, twins, to really start planning and asking a lot of

00:41:43.460 wildly personal questions.

00:41:44.640 But no, all is quiet on the Western front.

00:41:47.260 I know people have their own lives.

00:41:48.840 I guess I just kind of thought that people would want to talk to me more about it.

00:41:52.240 And that's just kind of not happened.

00:41:54.060 I'm feeling like I shouldn't be upset by that.

00:41:56.460 Everyone took it well, but I don't know.

00:41:58.380 I kind of prepared myself for this and nothing's really happened.

00:42:00.780 I even started feminizing my voice and no real comments, LOL.

00:42:04.760 I will admit, feeling like I expected attention makes me feel like I'm invalidating the point

00:42:09.220 of this.

00:42:09.960 Did I just want attention and now that I'm not getting it, it's bothering me?

00:42:14.560 I know I'm going to make it through.

00:42:16.020 I know I'm going through with my transition, but feeling like I'm doing it for attention

00:42:20.040 is really messing with me.

00:42:21.840 Yeah.

00:42:22.280 So you kind of like got red-pilled yourself by accident there where you're like, oh,

00:42:26.560 I'm going to be this girl.

00:42:27.760 I'm going to be flamboyant.

00:42:28.620 I'm going to be in girl mode.

00:42:29.720 And everyone's going, all right, I don't care.

00:42:32.540 Yeah, you're a girl.

00:42:33.620 Exactly.

00:42:34.120 And it's like, well, it's not fun anymore.

00:42:35.760 Yeah.

00:42:36.080 I thought you guys were going to go crazy.

00:42:38.560 I thought dad was going to get mad.

00:42:40.200 Exactly.

00:42:40.940 And the irony of it is they went to post this on like a trans subreddit thing.

00:42:46.920 And what kind of answers do you think you're going to get?

00:42:50.860 They're all going to say, no, that's normal.

00:42:53.000 Keep going.

00:42:53.760 Do it.

00:42:54.300 Do it again.

00:42:55.200 And it's like, if you talk to like a reasonable psychiatrist or even a group of just middle-aged

00:43:01.460 men at a bar, they'd tell you better advice than this subreddit will.

00:43:05.280 And they'd be like, well, you should really examine that and dig deep.

00:43:08.340 Yeah.

00:43:08.680 Because it's one thing and embarrassing to have like a, I announced to my family I was transitioning 0.99

00:43:13.920 and then lived a normal life.

00:43:15.080 That's still embarrassing.

00:43:15.940 You'd still leapt off a cliff and the family's going to make fun of you at Christmas for

00:43:19.620 years to come.

00:43:21.020 But, you know, you really need to like dig at those feelings and examine something.

00:43:26.000 But this person is just obviously going to get spun in the spiral of like the direction

00:43:31.460 they're already going.

00:43:32.340 Right.

00:43:32.640 Yep.

00:43:33.220 Exactly.

00:43:34.380 A lot of need for external validation from these people.

00:43:36.980 I thought, I thought it was the whole world was against them and they still did it.

00:43:40.260 And, but it seems like every word, everything really matters.

00:43:43.300 Of course.

00:43:43.980 And then where there is people not caring about trans, there are obviously people who do care

00:43:49.700 about trans.

00:43:50.440 A woman who's getting cancer treatment at a clinic, she was kicked out because she complained

00:43:55.980 about the trans flag.

00:43:57.140 It says a woman receiving cancer treatment at blah, blah, blah clinic was told she can

00:44:01.040 no longer be a patient at the clinic after she sent a message criticizing a trans flag hanging

00:44:05.640 prominently at the entrance.

00:44:07.520 She told us that she requested that.

00:44:09.980 She told us that they requested she go in for reeducation and she refused. 0.98

00:44:14.320 So you can't get cancer treatment unless you say good job, gay trans people. 1.00

00:44:19.520 You got to bow down to the flag and repent. 0.99

00:44:22.360 You have to repent to their religion. 1.00

00:44:24.640 Not yours.

00:44:25.540 Reeducation.

00:44:25.740 Yeah.

00:44:26.020 Crazy.

00:44:26.980 So there was also a Harvard study, which is that meme right there on the right, a Harvard 0.65

00:44:31.860 study that kids know that they're trans in the womb.

00:44:34.600 In the womb, it says Harvard Hospital claims babies know in womb they're transgender.

00:44:39.700 So on one hand, it's just a clump of cells.

00:44:42.520 On the other hand, that clump of cells know it's trans. 0.65

00:44:46.360 So that's what you have to keep up with.

00:44:48.540 And you know what?

00:44:49.200 It just makes me so weird that, like, not once have I ever or we ever said something

00:44:55.960 that's so blatantly contradictory, you know?

00:44:58.620 Yeah.

00:44:59.060 Like, not once have I gotten really into, like, a, well, I said this, but, oh, no, I changed

00:45:04.240 180.

00:45:05.340 Like, it's crazy how often that happens with them.

00:45:07.560 And that's, I guess, how it goes with an ideology that kind of creeps into every facet of life,

00:45:13.680 but then there's a reason for it to be woke here but broke here, you know?

00:45:18.000 It just is so weird to me.

00:45:19.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:45:20.440 And it's sad that people don't see it, right?

00:45:22.260 Yeah.

00:45:22.920 Obviously, the Fleckis Watchers do.

00:45:24.880 We see it.

00:45:26.420 Let's move on out of the trans stuff. 1.00

00:45:28.920 Our last clip of cringe is the white privilege girl. 0.71

00:45:32.520 Yeah, let's see what an 18-year-old high school white girl has to say. 1.00

00:45:37.640 My mother told me that suggesting that white privilege is real is disrespectful to my father

00:45:41.340 and all of the work that he's done to get where he is today.

00:45:43.440 So if that's your mindset, let me break something down for you.

00:45:46.000 White privilege does not equal life privilege, and I'll give you an example of that. 0.62

00:45:49.640 If someone is born into a lot of money, they're born with a privilege of wealth.

00:45:52.780 They're born with an automatic advantage over people who have less money than them.

00:45:56.240 Does that mean that they're never going to struggle or go through hardships?

00:45:58.680 No!

00:45:59.380 If their family member dies, they're still going to mourn.

00:46:01.360 It just means that they're never going to struggle because of their money,

00:46:03.940 and they're never going to know what it's like to struggle because of money.

00:46:06.900 In the same way, if a person is born white, they're born with a privilege of race.

00:46:10.600 They're born with an automatic advantage over people of color. 1.00

00:46:13.640 Does that mean they're never going to struggle?

00:46:15.240 No!

00:46:15.660 Does that mean they're never going to have to work for anything?

00:46:17.820 No!

00:46:18.240 It simply means that they're never going to struggle because of their race,

00:46:20.620 and they're never going to understand what it's like to struggle because of their race.

00:46:23.780 That's it! 0.61

00:46:24.620 So basically, if white people are failing and struggling, it's because everyone struggles. 0.92

00:46:30.560 Everyone fails.

00:46:31.420 Everyone has hardships.

00:46:32.660 But when a black person fails, it's because there's systematic oppression that's holding them down.

00:46:38.080 There's all these things in place that don't allow them to be successful.

00:46:41.160 But they can't just be part of the everyone who's failing, too.

00:46:44.100 We kind of talked about this last week with LeBron's school.

00:46:46.300 LeBron's school, none of the kids can pass math.

00:46:48.920 And it's, oh, is that because of racism or is that because no one taught those kids anything up until they got into eighth grade where they had to do somewhat harder math?

00:46:58.180 Yeah.

00:46:58.620 And then she says these caveats about, like, no, it doesn't mean anything.

00:47:02.960 Like, it doesn't mean you don't struggle and whatever.

00:47:05.200 Then why do you keep bringing it up?

00:47:06.960 Yeah. 0.56

00:47:07.320 Are you just obsessed with how mistreated black people are in America?

00:47:11.040 Because this girl is probably at the age where she's getting ready to apply and get into colleges. 0.98

00:47:15.160 And she might see the black classmate with the way lower ACT score getting into her number one school choice while she goes to state school or falls behind. 0.98

00:47:25.380 And she basically just makes excuses for any black failure. 1.00

00:47:28.080 It's just because of racism. 0.98

00:47:29.960 Yeah.

00:47:30.160 It can't be because of culture or how the person was raised or how seriously the person took school.

00:47:37.640 Yeah.

00:47:37.940 It's all because of race for them. 0.74

00:47:39.920 And that grating voice arguing with your dad at the dinner table about privilege.

00:47:45.120 Like, clearly, she just got out of, like, a talk about this and had to go rant to the social media who will tell her she's right.

00:47:50.700 Yeah.

00:47:51.140 Not the dad who puts the roof over your head and, you know, takes care of you.

00:47:54.980 And then they struggled greatly to do it, you know?

00:47:57.040 Yeah.

00:47:57.360 Made sacrifices his whole life.

00:47:59.440 Dad could have had a bass boat.

00:48:01.240 Dad could have had a bass boat.

00:48:02.800 Yeah.

00:48:03.540 Exactly.

00:48:03.940 Let's move on to Urban Decay before we get too depressed.

00:48:06.800 All right.

00:48:07.120 Urban Decay.

00:48:07.820 Hey, let's see what's going on in our cities.

00:48:10.040 In the background here, we just have a quick shot of San Francisco.

00:48:13.380 Everyone's on fentanyl and bent over and about to die.

00:48:16.280 Got that fold.

00:48:17.180 That fentanyl fold.

00:48:18.380 That butt-up fentanyl fold.

00:48:20.060 I think we need a new rule where if you see someone with that fold, you can just kick them over.

00:48:24.380 Yeah.

00:48:24.720 That's a good idea.

00:48:25.780 So that would at least boost morale.

00:48:27.960 Yeah.

00:48:28.140 You know, you can bully the fentanyl addicts who are making your city worse and then stealing when the fentanyl wears off.

00:48:32.540 Yeah.

00:48:33.020 So you can at least take a little revenge.

00:48:34.720 They're not really people.

00:48:36.140 And if they're asleep, you can take their stuff.

00:48:37.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:38.300 If they're asleep and awake and standing up, you can take their shit. 1.00

00:48:41.020 Absolutely. 1.00

00:48:41.560 Then there's like this street rat guy who's got open wounds from Bad Frank.

00:48:46.020 Yeah.

00:48:46.180 So he's like rotting out.

00:48:47.900 And then there's the Roosevelt Hotel, which is still being overrun.

00:48:51.200 It's full of illegals. 1.00

00:48:52.880 And then there's in the street tons more who are waiting to get processed, I guess.

00:48:57.760 There was a tweet from some lady who says, the scene at the Roosevelt Hotel is heartbreaking.

00:49:02.700 Everything is needed.

00:49:03.580 Food, water, wet wipes, gift cards, fans, sunscreen, 46 and Vanderbilt.

00:49:08.160 Helping to welcome new New Yorkers takes minutes and means so much.

00:49:12.180 New New Yorkers.

00:49:13.640 New York.

00:49:14.920 They don't look like New Yorkers to me. 0.99

00:49:16.740 That's New York.

00:49:17.780 These people are from Congo.

00:49:19.260 Yeah.

00:49:19.520 And Venezuela.

00:49:20.660 And they're all men.

00:49:21.480 They're all 18 to 30 year old men.

00:49:23.320 Yeah.

00:49:23.740 They'll be, hey, you'll see them.

00:49:25.500 They'll be committing petty crimes.

00:49:27.120 They'll be in the police blotter.

00:49:28.580 They'll be in the mugshot pics.

00:49:30.700 So, you know.

00:49:31.520 Why don't you go deliver those goods at 12 o'clock at night?

00:49:35.420 What?

00:49:35.720 Why don't you go stop by with all the girls. 0.95

00:49:37.440 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:37.980 Go stop by with all the products for them at 12 o'clock at night.

00:49:40.280 See how that goes.

00:49:41.100 Exactly.

00:49:41.660 These men who haven't seen a woman in 12 days because they travel in packs with each other.

00:49:46.400 Yeah.

00:49:46.640 You know, they're not liable to do any sexual assault in a culture.

00:49:50.060 They have no idea how it works.

00:49:51.320 You know, they're good.

00:49:52.360 Exactly.

00:49:53.120 And there was a meme.

00:49:54.440 What can we even take from Congo?

00:49:56.800 Like, I think if we.

00:49:58.040 Cobalt or.

00:49:58.380 Yeah, the natural resources, minerals, uranium ore, cobalt, probably a pretty good cobalt bash.

00:50:06.420 That's what we could take from them.

00:50:07.600 I think even some of the best scientists in the Congo, it'd be like, no, just stay there. 1.00

00:50:12.440 You can help Congo.

00:50:14.000 Yeah.

00:50:14.180 No need to come and, you know, there's nothing.

00:50:15.960 Exactly.

00:50:16.360 The more that they send their most capable men, the less likely they are to repair their problems over time.

00:50:22.980 And you know who comes in?

00:50:23.940 You know, American colonialism is over.

00:50:26.420 European colonialism is mostly over.

00:50:28.380 You know who comes in and rules with an iron fist at the cobalt mines?

00:50:32.040 China.

00:50:32.580 China comes. 0.93

00:50:33.700 Russia.

00:50:34.280 China.

00:50:34.720 They're not very.

00:50:35.400 They don't play by those nice Western rules where we care about your human rights. 0.99

00:50:38.440 They just they say, oh, yeah.

00:50:40.400 And you know what?

00:50:41.020 Actually, China's brilliant because they do things like they'll do a lease or something and they'll say, oh, we'll run this cobalt mine with your labor. 0.96

00:50:50.720 And they'll do a deal where it's like if we don't produce X amount of cobalt, then we own it after five years. 0.65

00:50:55.780 And it's always like a predatory deal that these Africans are getting smoked on. 1.00

00:50:59.860 Yeah. 0.95

00:51:00.180 And then, oh, where do the refugees go?

00:51:01.840 Do they go to China?

00:51:02.920 No.

00:51:03.280 Do they go to China?

00:51:04.100 No.

00:51:04.640 They come to New York.

00:51:05.680 They come to the Roosevelt Hotel, baby.

00:51:07.860 It's an anti-West parlay from China.

00:51:10.180 Exactly.

00:51:10.780 And the fentanyl, too, that we just played.

00:51:12.500 So it's all China, baby. 1.00

00:51:14.280 Yeah.

00:51:14.880 Yeah.

00:51:15.360 And who suffers?

00:51:16.560 Who suffers?

00:51:17.460 Not the mayor of New York, not Eric Adams.

00:51:20.860 Yeah.

00:51:21.300 He doesn't get sucker punched on the subway.

00:51:23.380 The taxpayers.

00:51:24.300 You do.

00:51:25.060 And there was a meme that kind of went around relating to this.

00:51:29.080 John Doyle posted this on his Instagram.

00:51:30.900 It was a Joseph McCarthy quote, and it said, 1.00

00:51:32.920 If liberals were merely stupid, the laws of probability would dictate that at least some 0.99

00:51:37.680 of their decisions would serve America's interests. 1.00

00:51:40.540 Like accidentally.

00:51:41.640 You know?

00:51:42.260 So something's up where everything they do is so anti-American.

00:51:47.260 It's anti-white American. 0.58

00:51:49.060 Anti-white guy who's been here for multiple generations, you know?

00:51:53.000 You can't assume good intent at this point from what we're seeing.

00:51:57.040 And then obviously everyone in the Roosevelt Hotel, you know, there's nice Americans who would

00:52:01.660 probably want to spend a night at the Roosevelt Hotel who can't even afford it because they

00:52:05.060 have $400 in their bank account.

00:52:06.780 Like a free visit to one of the greatest cities on earth?

00:52:09.980 Formerly, maybe.

00:52:10.880 You know?

00:52:11.440 On its way here.

00:52:12.600 But here's what our New Yorkers are up to.

00:52:14.420 This guy rents an apartment in New York, and he's basically living in the subway station.

00:52:20.380 This is my bed where I sleep every night, and this is the Myrtle Broadway station.

00:52:23.920 So, yeah, he pays $2,500 a month probably to live there.

00:52:37.540 He could use a night at the Roosevelt Hotel.

00:52:39.500 I bet he'd sleep peacefully at the Roosevelt, you know?

00:52:42.080 And then it's also this kind of perverse incentive where the hotel lobby has kind of a good impact

00:52:47.400 on New York, right?

00:52:48.480 Like, obviously the hotels and tourism, it's a huge industry to visit, you know, one of

00:52:52.880 the greatest cities in America.

00:52:55.260 And these hotel lobbies are like, yeah, you know, well, we'll take it.

00:52:59.220 We'll take a little negotiated rate at 100% capacity and sell out for the next three months.

00:53:05.940 I'm happy to do that.

00:53:07.500 I'm a business owner, you know?

00:53:09.320 So these perverse incentives, who's the one?

00:53:11.680 And, like, these kind of people can be somewhere just, obviously they shouldn't even be in

00:53:17.600 America, but do they need to be in the most expensive zip code, like, on the eastern seaboard?

00:53:22.380 They're like Midtown Manhattan?

00:53:23.660 Yeah.

00:53:24.380 That's where you have to go?

00:53:25.440 That's the hotel you choose?

00:53:27.100 So it's just insane.

00:53:28.760 I like to see it.

00:53:29.820 Eric Adams, obviously, with, these are the ones who voted for the Sanctuary City, so you

00:53:34.220 can't feel too bad for them.

00:53:35.800 But I do feel bad for the average guys who are conservative, work in finance, work in, you

00:53:41.420 know, some-

00:53:41.920 It's hard in New York.

00:53:42.900 I know.

00:53:43.360 Your rent is twice as expensive and more than anywhere else in the country.

00:53:47.560 Your taxes are high.

00:53:49.040 The cost of living is brutal.

00:53:50.580 All the food and everything costs so much.

00:53:52.420 Yeah.

00:53:52.660 And then the Roosevelt Hotel.

00:53:54.560 And it's like, there's an argument to be made where if your taxes are high, it may be

00:53:58.980 worth it if you're getting an equal amount of awesome public services back, right?

00:54:05.440 Oh, yeah, the taxes are high, but the subway's free.

00:54:07.920 It's the best public transportation system in America.

00:54:10.660 And it's the safest city because we have cops.

00:54:13.820 And Grand Central Park or Central Park is frickin' awesome.

00:54:19.500 It's one of the best things ever.

00:54:20.780 But no, they funnel off your tax money to babysit third worlders who shouldn't even be in this 1.00

00:54:26.980 country in the first place.

00:54:28.120 So everyone's doing drugs in the street, crime, everything is through the roof.

00:54:31.960 Horrible. 0.99

00:54:32.820 Let's go to the shoplifter hit with a stick from the Sikhs. 1.00

00:54:36.300 Yeah, this is the big video of the week. 0.96

00:54:37.840 Shout out to the Sikhs.

00:54:38.860 Shout out to the Sikhs in 7-Eleven here. 1.00

00:54:42.600 So this guy is just emptying the entire nicotine section, cigarettes and blunt wraps.

00:54:49.440 All the good stuff to feed your family.

00:54:51.520 Yeah.

00:54:51.780 He's loading up the 60-gallon trash can.

00:54:59.520 Looks good.

00:55:00.320 Nobody's stopping him.

00:55:01.180 He's pretending he's got a gun.

00:55:13.560 Let me get a swiss.

00:55:17.440 He's bluffing with a gun.

00:55:19.380 Fake gun.

00:55:20.040 The guy filming says there's nothing you can do.

00:55:27.780 There's nothing you can do.

00:55:28.920 There's nothing you can do.

00:55:29.500 It's like they're not going to do nothing.

00:55:30.500 You just have to just claim you have insurance.

00:55:34.660 You have insurance.

00:55:35.920 There's nothing you can do.

00:55:37.660 You have insurance?

00:55:38.340 You're just going to let him go.

00:55:40.300 Does he have insurance?

00:55:42.680 No, it hurts you. 1.00

00:55:49.800 God damn. 1.00

00:55:51.120 Ain't nothing you can do that. 1.00

00:55:52.080 No hustle.

00:55:52.600 You know, he's taking his time.

00:55:54.820 Stealing in front of everybody.

00:55:56.920 Ain't nothing you can do, man.

00:55:57.700 Say police come on.

00:55:59.380 There's nothing you can do.

00:56:00.500 Hey, hey, hey, don't.

00:56:01.760 Hey, ain't nothing you can do, man.

00:56:03.440 Don't do that.

00:56:04.360 Don't do that, man.

00:56:05.400 Don't do that.

00:56:06.100 Why not do that?

00:56:08.220 Yeah, do that.

00:56:10.240 There's something you can do.

00:56:15.600 I love it. 0.99

00:56:32.500 Whooping his ass down. 1.00

00:56:34.180 Let's start whooping your ass. 1.00

00:56:35.340 Let's start whooping your ass. 1.00

00:56:37.640 Shout out to the Sikhs. 1.00

00:56:39.160 There's nothing you can do.

00:56:40.100 Nothing you can do.

00:56:40.900 Well, you do that.

00:56:42.000 No, there's tons you can do.

00:56:43.160 Yeah.

00:56:43.540 And the problem with the situation is the progressives, they're on the side of the criminal.

00:56:48.060 So they think that there's going to be, if there's a victim in the situation, it needs

00:56:52.140 to be the Sikhs who own the business.

00:56:54.260 Yep.

00:56:54.640 The victim doesn't need to be the criminal for some reason.

00:56:58.060 And then in this situation, obviously they flipped it.

00:56:59.840 They just beat that guy up and hit him with a stick.

00:57:02.560 Now he's the victim.

00:57:03.300 And now he's the victim.

00:57:04.300 And then I think progressives would say, oh, they went a little too far with that.

00:57:08.560 Yeah.

00:57:08.740 They didn't need to do that.

00:57:10.200 Frankly, this is the only language someone like this knows.

00:57:14.780 Immediate physical pain when you're trying to do a crime.

00:57:17.680 This guy doesn't fear getting arrested two weeks later.

00:57:21.280 He doesn't fear getting caught with a giant trash bag full of cigarettes and then getting

00:57:26.300 arrested.

00:57:27.140 He doesn't fear anything.

00:57:28.280 You know, the cops are too nice.

00:57:29.780 They're handcuffed.

00:57:30.720 They're, oh, we got rules.

00:57:31.900 We get sued.

00:57:32.540 We get this.

00:57:33.860 This is the only language he understands.

00:57:36.160 Getting beaten immediately after a wrong action.

00:57:38.880 Yeah.

00:57:39.220 And I think that works.

00:57:40.580 There's no reason those Sikhs should be the victim. 0.97

00:57:42.500 That guy should be the victim.

00:57:43.460 Exactly.

00:57:43.680 You break the law.

00:57:44.260 You're behind the thing. 1.00

00:57:45.000 You're stealing everyone's shit. 1.00

00:57:46.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:46.440 You get beat up real bad.

00:57:47.700 There was a tweet about George Floyd Square. 0.67

00:57:52.980 I saw, hold on, before we go to this, I saw someone saying like North Africans beating

00:57:57.440 a sub-Saharan, a tale as old as time or something.

00:58:00.780 I just thought it was so funny.

00:58:01.840 It's like an ageless battle.

00:58:03.800 And then there's that tweet from the Washington Examiner, I believe.

00:58:08.540 And it said, black-owned businesses in George Floyd Square said they are in desperate need

00:58:12.040 of help from the police.

00:58:13.420 The businesses are struggling to stay open due to rampant crime.

00:58:16.660 Who could have guessed?

00:58:18.640 George Floyd Square.

00:58:20.340 That's where all the crime is.

00:58:21.740 The last piece of-

00:58:22.560 You know those Scandinavians who mainly immigrated to Minnesota long ago because it kind of reminded

00:58:28.480 them of Scandinavia, the cold weather? 1.00

00:58:30.180 They're stealing everyone's shit. 1.00

00:58:31.340 They're avid shoplifters. 1.00

00:58:33.300 There's never been peace in Minneapolis.

00:58:35.460 Until the Somalis got there and started regulating. 0.91

00:58:38.080 Exactly.

00:58:39.480 The last clip of Urban Decay, the shoplifters in Beverly Hills.

00:58:46.660 It's stealing from the Gucci store.

00:58:51.940 Running out.

00:58:57.620 They got it.

00:58:58.720 They got it.

00:58:59.840 Everyone watches.

00:59:01.320 Needed a couple of seeks there.

00:59:02.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:59:04.180 Those seeks, that was the now-use-can't-leave moment too.

00:59:07.180 Yeah.

00:59:07.540 That was like, they're like, all right, fill up the trunk or the bag.

00:59:10.580 Yep.

00:59:10.940 Now-use-can't-leave.

00:59:11.580 Moving on, out of Urban Decay, and we are getting into uplifting gold.

00:59:16.940 We can't get too down.

00:59:17.920 We can't get too depressed.

00:59:18.960 We have some uplifting gold.

00:59:20.380 Let's do the backwards baseball.

00:59:22.580 But this guy's up at bat in a softball league.

00:59:24.580 He's facing backwards.

00:59:25.800 Looks weird.

00:59:26.440 Never seen this.

00:59:27.500 Wham.

00:59:28.860 He's got it in him.

00:59:32.040 A reverse home run.

00:59:34.000 There's still hope.

00:59:35.040 Yeah.

00:59:35.540 It's still a lovely world out there.

00:59:37.300 That's very uplifting.

00:59:38.480 I'd be happy if I saw that.

00:59:40.060 Let's go to the sand shot, the bunker shot from this guy. 0.99

00:59:42.960 Everyone plays golf and sucks, right? 0.86

00:59:44.720 You've probably been in the bunker a few times, Ratboy. 0.99

00:59:46.880 Yep.

00:59:47.140 Can't get out.

00:59:47.800 Hacking away.

00:59:49.300 He's buried.

00:59:50.400 He does the baseball swing.

00:59:51.720 Please do it.

00:59:52.280 Please do it.

00:59:52.900 Please do it.

00:59:53.680 Oh, my God.

00:59:56.020 Oh, my God.

00:59:57.000 Feels good.

00:59:58.640 See, it's uplifting.

00:59:59.980 This thing is to celebrate.

01:00:01.460 You can be with your boys out in a nice summer day, drinking Arnold Palmer.

01:00:05.520 Foursome.

01:00:06.400 Nothing better.

01:00:06.980 Drink a couple beers.

01:00:07.780 Knock that in.

01:00:09.460 Let's go to the beetle slow motion.

01:00:11.700 This is a beautiful thing.

01:00:13.180 This is nature.

01:00:13.980 There's beauty in sports.

01:00:14.700 There's beauty in camaraderie.

01:00:15.980 And there's beauty in nature.

01:00:17.360 Exactly.

01:00:18.200 That's why it's uplifting.

01:00:19.260 Look at this.

01:00:20.340 He's got the little wings.

01:00:21.900 And he flies like a little bug alien thing.

01:00:25.120 That's cool, right?

01:00:26.120 Yeah.

01:00:26.360 That's what aliens are.

01:00:27.540 That's aliens.

01:00:28.400 Yeah.

01:00:28.740 Alien technology.

01:00:29.980 Yep.

01:00:30.200 Let's go to the rat in the restaurant. 1.00

01:00:35.340 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:00:36.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:00:38.360 Let go. 1.00

01:00:39.300 Hell no. 0.95

01:00:40.080 Caught the rat.

01:00:41.140 Ran it out.

01:00:41.920 Let go. 1.00

01:00:42.900 Get the shit. 1.00

01:00:44.320 They used to it. 1.00

01:00:45.240 Yeah.

01:00:45.900 That's bad.

01:00:46.660 No, that's a good grab.

01:00:47.660 I don't know.

01:00:48.100 It's like you're a restaurant and it's like you're so scared of the rat in the restaurant

01:00:53.600 that you just grab the rat.

01:00:55.420 That's how much you need to get the rat out and you don't care about what happens.

01:00:58.980 I respect that.

01:00:59.860 Well, I think that shows experience on rat grabbing, the way he handled that.

01:01:03.380 So that kind of means it's not his first time.

01:01:05.860 That's a good point.

01:01:08.020 Let's go to the kid flicking off the camera.

01:01:11.240 This is funny.

01:01:12.020 Yeah.

01:01:13.460 Thank you.

01:01:14.320 Thank you.

01:01:15.640 Thank you.

01:01:16.080 Thank you.

01:01:16.340 Thank you.

01:01:17.480 Thank you.

01:01:18.100 He knows what that means.

01:01:21.780 That's a cute kid.

01:01:23.640 And now let's go to...

01:01:25.460 You're condoning that?

01:01:26.640 Yeah.

01:01:27.140 That's funny.

01:01:27.820 That's Americana.

01:01:28.740 Okay.

01:01:29.160 Yeah.

01:01:29.480 You're right.

01:01:30.100 Behind your mom's back, literally.

01:01:31.640 Yeah.

01:01:32.040 She wouldn't allow it.

01:01:33.680 Now, what about the orthodontist?

01:01:36.460 This one had me.

01:01:38.260 Dr. Jones is going to make his grand entrance for you.

01:01:41.200 Which door do you think he's going to come through?

01:01:43.840 The left one.

01:01:45.540 Purple?

01:01:45.980 Purple?

01:01:46.380 Mm-hmm.

01:01:46.720 Okay.

01:01:47.260 Let's find out.

01:01:48.440 Let's find out.

01:02:03.600 Oh, yeah.

01:02:08.100 So, I... 1.00

01:02:11.300 You know, I was going to say this guy's a pussy and a loser. 1.00

01:02:14.980 And it's, like, gay. 1.00

01:02:17.340 But I decided not to. 0.73

01:02:19.360 All right.

01:02:20.000 And that's why it's an uplifting.

01:02:21.440 I was going to roast that guy.

01:02:22.880 He's doing a Jim Carrey bit.

01:02:24.560 I was going to say how you shouldn't make your identity like a bit character that someone

01:02:29.340 else did.

01:02:29.940 Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura.

01:02:31.460 You got to forge your own path.

01:02:32.620 People do that with Austin Powers, too.

01:02:34.400 Yeah, baby.

01:02:35.240 And it's, like, you're kind of just doing someone else's bit that's already been done and left.

01:02:39.220 Mm-hmm.

01:02:39.980 And I was going to say that this orthodontist is... 1.00

01:02:42.460 Stupid shoes. 1.00

01:02:43.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:43.740 And he's gay. 0.96

01:02:44.540 It's kind of just, like, a gay bit. 0.99

01:02:46.640 But I'm not going to. 0.51

01:02:48.180 Yeah.

01:02:48.340 I don't want to just swing on someone for nothing.

01:02:50.800 He takes his job seriously.

01:02:51.860 It's important to go to the dentist.

01:02:53.800 Yeah.

01:02:54.420 So let's not spiral over that.

01:02:56.540 Yeah.

01:02:57.240 Anything else that you were going to say, though, just to get it out?

01:02:59.980 I was going to say, I was going to, once he did the thing, and I was going to go, what 1.00

01:03:04.860 a pussy. 1.00

01:03:06.440 I was going to go, what a loser this guy is doing that. 1.00

01:03:09.060 He's waiting up in the elevator for the kid to pick the wrong door. 0.98

01:03:12.460 Man.

01:03:12.980 Yeah, he's got the bit planned where he makes you guess a door and he comes down a thing that

01:03:17.020 you never thought.

01:03:17.780 Yeah.

01:03:18.140 I guess that only works once.

01:03:19.380 When they come to refit your braces, you don't do it again.

01:03:21.820 Yeah, which door?

01:03:22.640 It's, like, top one.

01:03:23.700 Top one.

01:03:24.160 He's coming down again. 1.00

01:03:25.020 With the stupid song and the light-up shoes. 1.00

01:03:27.720 So we can't fully roast that guy. 1.00

01:03:30.380 Yeah.

01:03:30.760 But we very much want to.

01:03:32.880 Yeah.

01:03:33.480 He's an orthodontist.

01:03:34.380 He's a good guy.

01:03:34.980 I'm sure he'd be a great neighbor.

01:03:36.360 Yeah.

01:03:36.860 But, you know.

01:03:37.900 Yeah.

01:03:38.440 He's acting up.

01:03:39.300 That was a little...

01:03:40.780 Heavy-handed.

01:03:42.780 A little something.

01:03:43.620 A little heavy-handed, but a little light in the Timberlands.

01:03:45.580 Yeah, a little light in the boots.

01:03:47.060 Exactly.

01:03:47.380 All right.

01:03:48.280 A little baby.

01:03:49.220 Is that the rapper's name?

01:03:50.260 Yeah, a little baby.

01:03:51.220 A little baby.

01:03:52.120 He went to a store. 1.00

01:03:55.160 Footlocker type shit. 1.00

01:03:55.900 Footlocker. 0.99

01:03:56.520 And he bought everyone back-to-school stuff.

01:04:00.560 In Atlanta, everyone's there to see him.

01:04:03.980 And he bought the whole store a bunch of...

01:04:06.480 Everyone in the store a bunch of stuff for back-to-school.

01:04:09.060 So that's great.

01:04:11.420 Yeah.

01:04:11.840 Do you like that?

01:04:12.640 Yeah.

01:04:12.900 That's very nice of him.

01:04:14.860 Good for him.

01:04:15.840 That's good stuff.

01:04:16.720 Yeah.

01:04:17.380 And then that's the end of the show.

01:04:19.280 That's the end of uplifting.

01:04:21.220 Anything you want to add?

01:04:22.600 No.

01:04:23.140 We speed through uplifting, you know?

01:04:24.960 You have to.

01:04:25.720 Yeah.

01:04:26.060 You kind of do.

01:04:26.840 We got to keep this thing fixed.

01:04:27.720 The show's not about uplifting gold, but we have to balance it out, right?

01:04:31.020 Exactly.

01:04:31.460 Well, that's the end of the show.

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01:04:45.760 All their articles are there, too.

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01:04:50.940 Five-star reviews.

01:04:52.880 This is our last non...

01:04:55.020 This is our last business shout-out.

01:04:56.780 That's us.

01:04:58.040 So this week's business shout-out that we're going to do, which we're going to pick back

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01:05:26.320 Have a nice weekend, everybody.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 04, 2023

LIZZO'S PIGGIN' AGAIN

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