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00:00:14.940 All right. Welcome back to Flegger Socks, the podcast episode 128.

00:00:19.180 Today on the show, we have new illegal immigration data that is going to blow your mind.

00:00:24.120 Then in Cringe of the Week, we discovered a new trend where trans men are trying to look like their wives. 1.00

00:00:31.400 Very strange. Then in Urban Decay, diapers and baby formula are being looted from stores.

00:00:37.400 But the thieves aren't desperate moms like you might think. We'll explain.

00:00:41.760 And last but not least, you won't believe who the Chicago mayor is blaming for all the crimes and violence.

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00:03:09.800 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:03:11.300 One of our best housekeeping is one of our best episodes yet.

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00:03:31.640 Haven't done it yet, but we're about to.

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00:03:35.160 All right.

00:03:35.740 Let's start at the border.

00:03:36.860 Let's start domestically, it's called.

00:03:38.660 All right.

00:03:39.080 Start at the border.

00:03:39.960 We have some new data about illegal immigrants.

00:03:43.140 Let this rip. 0.86

00:03:44.020 We have new numbers, a new report from the U.S. House Committee on Homeland Security Majority.

00:03:48.620 They say the price tag per year is $451 billion.

00:03:54.680 That is both for the housing and care of the asylum seekers as well as those known Godaways. 1.00

00:04:00.840 And the Godaways. 0.96

00:04:01.740 And the Godaways. 0.96

00:04:02.540 So we don't know where they are, but it's still 450 bill out the door.

00:04:06.080 So 450 billion, which is 100 times the cost of the proposed border wall.

00:04:11.640 Trump just wanted, didn't he want five?

00:04:13.500 Maybe a little less than 100x, but yeah.

00:04:15.400 He wanted like 5 billion and all the Republicans, Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan, we all know

00:04:20.300 we can't come up with the money.

00:04:21.480 We can't make it work.

00:04:22.680 Couldn't do that.

00:04:23.500 100 times.

00:04:24.460 Couldn't make it work.

00:04:25.600 Then we give 450 billion to these illegals. 0.95

00:04:28.640 And if you divide that by 350 million citizens, that's $1,200 per citizen.

00:04:33.780 Out the door.

00:04:34.560 And there's a lot of those citizens that are kids, right?

00:04:36.640 A lot of the citizens who are actually taking taxpayer money.

00:04:39.680 Yeah.

00:04:40.100 So it's like the actual like household cost is even more.

00:04:44.720 And we also gave 200 billion to Ukraine.

00:04:47.160 Gone.

00:04:47.760 Gone.

00:04:48.320 So we're doing good.

00:04:49.920 We're a nation deep in debt.

00:04:51.660 Our demographics are constantly changing.

00:04:54.060 There was new data that came out that just said 49 million people living in America are

00:04:59.640 currently foreign born, which I'm still waiting on someone to explain why that's good.

00:05:04.880 Why we want that.

00:05:06.440 Why we need that so bad.

00:05:07.720 So yeah, dark times again, 2024 might be the most crucial election of our lives.

00:05:14.440 Yeah, for sure.

00:05:15.280 All right.

00:05:15.520 Next clip.

00:05:16.220 It's on the border as well.

00:05:17.500 CNN went to the border to kind of see for themselves.

00:05:20.600 And here's what they found.

00:05:21.640 San Diego.

00:05:22.300 The San Diego area.

00:05:23.420 San Diego.

00:05:23.800 A bunch of immigrants coming through my property.

00:05:26.580 I do not condone this.

00:05:28.940 I've asked the Border Patrol to stop it.

00:05:31.960 I just have to allow them to go through my property.

00:05:35.040 Where are you from?

00:05:36.560 Turkey.

00:05:37.260 Turkey.

00:05:37.720 All right.

00:05:41.760 You want to stop it?

00:05:42.840 I mean, Turkey, right south of Tijuana.

00:05:44.600 That's right next to Tijuana, right?

00:05:45.980 Oh, so you just walked across.

00:05:47.400 Yeah.

00:05:47.780 Turkey, Mexico.

00:05:49.780 So they want to pretend the border's not open and then just basically ignore what you're

00:05:53.520 seeing with your own eyes.

00:05:54.660 Of course.

00:05:55.200 Like Wizard of Oz.

00:05:55.860 And it's like CNN coming to check out the border in 2020, late 2023 being like, huh?

00:06:01.060 We covered it.

00:06:02.120 Yeah.

00:06:02.540 After ignoring it forever.

00:06:04.140 Exactly.

00:06:04.460 Oh, Republicans want to pretend we don't cover it.

00:06:06.520 We did it.

00:06:07.100 Yeah.

00:06:07.280 It's like they're all here already.

00:06:08.740 Yeah.

00:06:08.940 And they want to pretend.

00:06:10.180 Don't ignore what you're seeing with your own eyes.

00:06:11.780 Like remember in Wizard of Oz?

00:06:13.680 Ignore the man behind the curtain.

00:06:15.440 The guy.

00:06:16.360 It's basically what's going on.

00:06:17.260 So we have millions of people here illegally, right?

00:06:20.080 And then millions of people pay thousands of dollars each to the cartels to get them

00:06:24.960 here.

00:06:25.320 Of course.

00:06:26.060 What's millions times thousands?

00:06:29.540 Billions, billions, billions.

00:06:30.920 So the cartels now have billions of dollars.

00:06:33.320 And with that billions of dollars, they have tanks, trucks, and basically a full army.

00:06:38.620 This is a cartel.

00:06:39.560 This isn't even the Mexican army.

00:06:40.860 They got new merch.

00:06:41.920 Look at that.

00:06:44.120 Yeah.

00:06:44.660 Even the best police departments in America don't have that.

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00:07:03.020 They got a whole.

00:07:04.080 It must be fun for these guys.

00:07:05.540 Of course.

00:07:06.380 That's like good living.

00:07:07.400 Because if you're a cop, you have like a certain set of rules.

00:07:09.780 Cartel warlord.

00:07:12.060 That's right underneath podcast host.

00:07:14.040 Cartel warlord.

00:07:14.900 I don't think they follow the Geneva Convention.

00:07:17.820 Yeah.

00:07:17.920 I don't think anything is above them.

00:07:19.720 Like, oh, what's the torture rules?

00:07:21.180 It's like, he's already chopped up with a machete.

00:07:24.000 No, we don't have to do that.

00:07:25.580 Anything goes.

00:07:26.340 Anything truly goes.

00:07:27.940 Yeah.

00:07:28.120 So our side of the border, complete disarray.

00:07:30.060 Anybody wants to come.

00:07:31.160 Their side of the border, heavily armed warlords.

00:07:35.020 Let's see how this goes.

00:07:37.120 And then, you know, so they have their own armies now.

00:07:39.520 The cartels do.

00:07:40.780 Let's see how we're treating our army, a.k.a.

00:07:44.040 Our veterans.

00:07:45.160 There was a story that came out from the New York Post.

00:07:47.720 It says, Army Vet 94 kicked out of New York City nursing home to make room for migrants. 0.72

00:07:52.940 Yeah.

00:07:53.580 So that's what we're doing.

00:07:54.560 Nice.

00:07:55.300 Thanks, guys.

00:07:56.040 Hey, the VA, you wait at the VA hospital for, you know, three months to get some sort of surgery.

00:08:01.500 They kick you out of the place you're staying just for whoever.

00:08:05.860 You know, that's the thing, too.

00:08:06.980 It's not like, oh, my God, this up-and-coming Mexican scientist from Jalisco.

00:08:12.520 We found him.

00:08:13.680 He's got the juice.

00:08:15.440 We need to get him to Harvard.

00:08:16.660 He's got the cure for cancer.

00:08:17.480 It's just whoever walked over from Guatemala.

00:08:20.100 Yeah.

00:08:20.500 It's these no-skill people coming here. 1.00

00:08:24.000 And it's like, yeah, not the cure for cancer guy because they don't even want the cure for cancer.

00:08:27.020 They already have it.

00:08:28.520 They don't need that.

00:08:30.680 So that's how they do it.

00:08:32.240 And all these people that come here, it feels like these illegals are really entitled. 1.00

00:08:36.040 Of course.

00:08:36.740 And they have, like, this real resentment for America.

00:08:39.280 They're not coming here and trying to sneak in and, like, lay low and, oh, I'm just, I'm Tom Johnson.

00:08:44.900 Yeah, the days of being afraid of ICE are, like, over.

00:08:48.220 100% over.

00:08:49.520 So they feel entitled.

00:08:50.720 I mean, evidenced by the fact that they're literally sleeping outside of the Chicago police stations.

00:08:55.780 And, like, starting fights and stealing from the cops.

00:08:57.800 They don't care.

00:08:58.580 No.

00:08:58.760 So here's the scene at Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting.

00:09:02.460 I used to go to this as a kid because my dad worked in Rockefeller Center.

00:09:07.440 Here's the Christmas tree lighting ceremony.

00:09:11.480 Did they used to chant from the river to the sea when you used to go?

00:09:15.560 No.

00:09:16.200 They didn't.

00:09:17.000 No.

00:09:17.400 We used to go, three, two, one.

00:09:19.640 And then the tree would go.

00:09:20.600 Merry Christmas.

00:09:21.500 And everyone would go, yeah, everyone would be so happy.

00:09:23.520 And now there's Hamas people there. 0.91

00:09:26.200 Yep.

00:09:26.740 Here's another clip from that.

00:09:29.720 They got a cop hat and they're burning it.

00:09:31.840 Oh, of course.

00:09:32.880 So they respect law and order.

00:09:34.580 And then they got the usual 10 journalists per protester.

00:09:37.720 Yep.

00:09:38.060 Actually, 10 journalists per protester.

00:09:41.480 Oh, burned his finger.

00:09:42.820 Mm-hmm.

00:09:44.300 So that's what they're doing.

00:09:45.340 And then these people, a lot of the people in these groups are progressives who think that they're part of this resistance, counterculture, anti-white colonialism type of thing.

00:09:54.760 Yeah.

00:09:54.920 Kneel next to the ditch.

00:09:56.380 Yeah.

00:09:56.660 They don't realize that they just get killed later.

00:09:59.280 Yeah. 0.95

00:09:59.420 They kill us first. 0.97

00:10:00.260 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:01.040 And then they go, all right, we got all those people. 1.00

00:10:03.240 Now the fucking weird LGBT freak people, line them up. 1.00

00:10:06.740 You guys are dead now too. 1.00

00:10:07.960 Yeah.

00:10:08.180 Once they reach critical mass, terminal velocity on political power, you're not part of their future.

00:10:14.800 They don't need you guys.

00:10:15.920 Yeah.

00:10:16.300 And then, so the pro-Hamas thing I was saying wasn't just like hyperbole.

00:10:21.980 Mm-hmm.

00:10:22.280 There was a clip from the Oakland City Council where everyone's just saying that Hamas is good.

00:10:27.500 There have not been beheadings of babies and rapings.

00:10:29.720 Israel murdered their own people on October 7th. 0.88

00:10:32.900 Calling Hamas a terrorist organization is ridiculous, racist, and plays into genocidal propaganda that is flooding our media and that we should be doing everything possible to combat.

00:10:40.960 I support the right of Palestinians to resist occupation, including through Hamas, the armed wing of the unified Palestinian resistance. 0.90

00:10:48.380 As an Arab, asking with this context to condemn Hamas is very anti-Arab racist.

00:10:54.060 The notion that this was a massacre of Jews is a fabricated narrative.

00:10:57.480 Many of those killed on October 7th.

00:10:59.500 Thank you, ma'am, your time is up.

00:11:00.580 Including children.

00:11:01.220 That's good.

00:11:01.640 So we get it.

00:11:02.240 So all these ladies are pro-Hamas now. 1.00

00:11:04.440 Yeah.

00:11:04.820 They go, oh, saying that Hamas is bad is racist.

00:11:07.320 And the Hamas just goes, oh, yeah, okay. 0.82

00:11:10.240 Yeah.

00:11:10.640 Thank you for defending us.

00:11:12.600 We'll let you know when you need to be a slave. 0.98

00:11:14.420 Yeah, you thought the Me Too movement was something?

00:11:18.640 I don't know what's coming for you.

00:11:20.380 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:21.520 And also when it comes to these women with the Hamas thing, it's like, ladies, I don't really need your opinion on war stuff. 1.00

00:11:27.560 You're either too small or too fat for the war.

00:11:30.240 Yeah, we actually only specifically take war advice from men pretending to be women. 0.95

00:11:34.680 So we'll let you know when we need you.

00:11:37.120 Exactly.

00:11:38.000 And also it's like, you know, they're not going to be the ones going to war.

00:11:42.420 Of course not.

00:11:43.040 So it's like the feminism leaving their body when the draft starts. 1.00

00:11:47.140 Oh, we need to do this and that.

00:11:48.880 And it's like, what does that mean? 0.97

00:11:49.500 I have to go shoot somebody? 0.98

00:11:51.020 Pretty much. 0.99

00:11:51.720 Pass.

00:11:52.320 So more bad news.

00:11:54.940 Because of all this, people are obviously going against like the straight white Christian male angle of this country.

00:12:00.880 And they think it's like counterculture and cool to pick up the Koran. 0.82

00:12:04.640 So everyone's picking it.

00:12:05.820 Everyone's reading Koran.

00:12:07.420 I started reading Koran.

00:12:10.380 I just started reading the Koran.

00:12:12.240 So I've been reading the Koran.

00:12:14.380 And I have a...

00:12:14.960 Salaam.

00:12:16.120 Good morning.

00:12:17.540 Bye.

00:12:18.420 And this is why so many people are starting to read the Koran.

00:12:21.560 So I ordered the Koran and I just wanted to show you how to... 0.99

00:12:23.900 These people are so stew.

00:12:25.880 Inshallah.

00:12:26.680 Yeah.

00:12:27.240 And Medec Sisyphus had a good tweet.

00:12:28.780 Can you read that?

00:12:29.340 He said, everything about their personalities is F you, dad.

00:12:33.000 Dad is our culture, our religion, our politics, our society.

00:12:36.460 Anything that dad wouldn't like or understand can be accepted, even celebrated as a form of rebellion.

00:12:42.700 It doesn't matter how many contradictions are in their new amalgamated identities.

00:12:46.460 What matter is dad would disapprove.

00:12:48.660 Yep.

00:12:48.940 And that's what it is.

00:12:49.860 And then when you're...

00:12:51.140 Rings true. 1.00

00:12:51.600 Yeah.

00:12:51.940 Rings true. 1.00

00:12:52.640 So that's like a teenage thing to be like mad at your dad or to hate your dad or to make your dad mad.

00:12:58.080 And then when the Democrats create a society that makes everyone perpetually adolescent,

00:13:03.900 then you still hate your dad when you're 30 and now it's time to read Koran. 0.88

00:13:08.000 Yeah.

00:13:08.140 The teenage rebellion goes all the way until 35 and then you're childless.

00:13:11.820 So, you know, there's no reason to grow up.

00:13:14.260 Good thing these illegals are here to replace the population. 1.00

00:13:16.860 Yeah.

00:13:17.280 But it's not all hopeless for the whole world.

00:13:19.920 Japan had a...

00:13:21.600 Japan is for the Japanese rally.

00:13:23.220 Check this out.

00:13:24.040 Yeah.

00:13:25.000 That's nice.

00:13:25.780 I think they're correctly reading the tea leaves.

00:13:28.160 Yeah.

00:13:28.700 That, you know, this is coming for every country.

00:13:32.540 And no one goes here and says, how come there's no Somalis?

00:13:35.480 Yeah.

00:13:36.000 We need some Somalis here.

00:13:37.640 They just go, no, we're not doing that.

00:13:39.460 Japan is for Japan. 0.95

00:13:40.420 Yeah.

00:13:40.660 Oh, no.

00:13:41.120 No, dude.

00:13:41.840 No, dude.

00:13:42.800 We're like botching the accent.

00:13:45.620 All right.

00:13:45.960 Moving on.

00:13:46.460 Page two of housekeeping.

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00:14:00.260 We've had a good run.

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00:14:02.300 Comment two times and then comment what you really want.

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00:14:06.400 And then also make sure you guys are sending us stuff to the P.O. box.

00:14:09.740 I just got this and Rap Boy has one too sent to the P.O. box.

00:14:12.660 I mean.

00:14:14.980 A fez?

00:14:15.740 I don't know.

00:14:16.100 It's called a fez, I think.

00:14:17.380 Yeah.

00:14:17.980 I want to wear the dangler on this side.

00:14:19.800 That kind of feels right to me.

00:14:21.120 He's trying to take a picture of me.

00:14:22.260 He's like, oh, move it to the right.

00:14:23.640 You don't want to do it.

00:14:24.060 Because I was on the right.

00:14:25.060 Yeah.

00:14:25.520 But this is very cool.

00:14:27.420 This is the kind of stuff we like.

00:14:29.480 Someone also sent us candy.

00:14:31.780 Very nice.

00:14:32.460 If you guys send us anything, we're very grateful.

00:14:34.960 We don't need the candy.

00:14:36.900 Angela tried to kill us. 0.98

00:14:38.700 Thank you, Angela.

00:14:39.680 But also, I can't eat a family-sized thing of nerd gummies.

00:14:44.740 Is that what they are?

00:14:45.340 Yeah.

00:14:45.760 Gummy clusters.

00:14:46.400 Gummy clusters?

00:14:47.240 Uh-huh.

00:14:47.460 Because it'll ruin, like, just think about it.

00:14:49.700 If I have, like, a bag this big, like three pounds of nerd clusters.

00:14:52.760 And mind you, no self-control.

00:14:54.360 None.

00:14:54.620 Once I have one, I just go until I'm full on nerd clusters.

00:14:59.020 Then I'm going to, what?

00:14:59.680 Look back at my month.

00:15:00.580 How was your month?

00:15:01.200 And it's like, if you add a bag of nerd clusters to it, you can't have a good month no matter

00:15:05.160 what else you do.

00:15:05.860 Yeah.

00:15:06.100 It's a grenade.

00:15:06.740 We also got some custom-made rosaries.

00:15:08.740 I wanted to say thank you for those.

00:15:09.880 Those were really nice.

00:15:10.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:11.000 We love that shit. 1.00

00:15:12.540 All right. 1.00

00:15:13.820 Swearing about a rosary.

00:15:15.620 Sorry.

00:15:16.260 But it's very good gifts.

00:15:17.600 It was very nice.

00:15:18.220 No more candy unless you've already sent some.

00:15:20.560 Thank you.

00:15:21.060 But we can't.

00:15:21.820 I can't do it.

00:15:22.840 Uh-huh.

00:15:23.880 Okay.

00:15:24.620 Jimmy Carter's wife died.

00:15:26.320 Yeah.

00:15:27.180 Melania wore a gray suit.

00:15:28.800 And everyone's getting mad and saying, oh, you can't wear a gray suit.

00:15:32.260 Meanwhile, she's sitting next to a guy in a dress.

00:15:34.620 Yeah.

00:15:34.920 Michelle Obama.

00:15:35.960 Oh, this is not normal.

00:15:37.400 I didn't know you were going to say that.

00:15:39.180 I just go, yeah.

00:15:39.820 But Michelle Obama's next to her. 0.97

00:15:42.680 But, oh, the lady in the gray is not normal.

00:15:44.620 Yeah.

00:15:44.740 You know, didn't they get mad at us for calling out Barack Obama for wearing a gray suit?

00:15:49.680 He had a tan suit.

00:15:51.040 Yeah.

00:15:51.240 And then he played it up like, oh, the tan suit was my only scandal.

00:15:54.380 And he was like droning kids.

00:15:55.960 Yeah.

00:15:56.180 Now they want to turn it back on us.

00:15:58.340 So it's sad that she's dead.

00:15:59.720 Here's a picture of her and Jimmy Carter back then.

00:16:02.280 Inauguration probably or something like that.

00:16:04.060 Oh, yeah.

00:16:05.300 So hold on.

00:16:07.760 R.I.P.

00:16:08.960 But who is that?

00:16:10.800 Who is that person off to the side?

00:16:15.440 That's the type of guy who only existed in the 70s.

00:16:17.960 They don't make them like that anymore.

00:16:19.720 Wow.

00:16:20.560 Don't mean to get sidetracked.

00:16:22.240 Okay.

00:16:22.740 So here's everyone deboarding the plane.

00:16:25.100 Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden.

00:16:29.800 Yep.

00:16:29.980 So to be honest, I'm not trying to be distasteful, but something's telling me that maybe Hillary

00:16:36.040 Clinton killed Jimmy Carter's wife so they can have this meeting. 0.97

00:16:39.020 Oh, that's schizo of you. 1.00

00:16:40.800 What else do you get everyone together like that?

00:16:43.620 Yeah.

00:16:44.260 So they had this meeting who, you know, the balls are, the balls rolling.

00:16:48.620 They want Michelle to be the president because the Biden bot has not been doing well lately.

00:16:54.840 Here's what he, here's a most recent gaffe he had where he called Trump Congressman Trump.

00:16:59.100 Instead of cutting him or like Congressman Trump and Bo would want to do.

00:17:03.440 Yeah.

00:17:03.800 So there's just nothing there.

00:17:06.440 No life.

00:17:07.060 We're not even making fun of him anymore.

00:17:08.500 It's just, yep.

00:17:09.440 Sad clip.

00:17:10.080 Old man.

00:17:10.800 Sad clip.

00:17:11.320 Old man shouldn't run the country. 1.00

00:17:12.940 It's not, it's not hard.

00:17:14.600 And then Barack, for some reason, nobody ever says that on MSNBC or any of those places.

00:17:19.440 Nobody, there's not even like one outlier who's like, this is crazy.

00:17:23.200 Yeah.

00:17:23.680 That's so true.

00:17:24.700 This is an old Alzheimer's guy.

00:17:26.080 We need someone else.

00:17:27.420 Especially when every time Trump had a little blurb or like a gaffe, they would always be like, dementia.

00:17:34.060 Trump walking down a ramp.

00:17:35.680 Yeah.

00:17:35.960 25th Amendment.

00:17:36.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:37.440 This guy's a fucking Muppet. 1.00

00:17:38.740 Um, and then there was a tweet about Michelle Obama never wearing a, Barack Obama says one of Michelle's main goals was to not be photographed in a bikini. 1.00

00:17:48.100 And then Patriot J who had a nice reply. 0.99

00:17:50.680 Bro, when half the country thinks you married a man, you shouldn't say shit like this. 1.00

00:17:55.360 L-M-A-O. 1.00

00:17:57.320 Oh, man.

00:17:58.640 L-M-A-O. 1.00

00:17:59.340 That's what it said.

00:18:00.160 Oh.

00:18:00.620 I'm reading the tweet.

00:18:01.580 I thought you were saying L-M-A-O out loud.

00:18:03.840 No, I do L-O-L sometimes.

00:18:05.780 I know, which I got mad at you for.

00:18:07.640 Yeah.

00:18:08.600 Save it for bonus land.

00:18:09.860 All right.

00:18:11.200 Um, okay.

00:18:12.000 So obviously we think Michelle Obama is going to run the country.

00:18:15.260 Um, and that's it.

00:18:16.460 You think that.

00:18:17.320 Yeah.

00:18:17.460 That's coming soon.

00:18:18.880 And then Derek Chauvin, there's some new Derek Chauvin stuff where like the FBI may have done something to the autopsy.

00:18:25.520 I'm looking into that because I'm not done with my theory yet.

00:18:29.080 All right.

00:18:29.540 Um, all right.

00:18:30.080 Let's move on.

00:18:30.380 Trying to figure out a new pathway to that theory.

00:18:32.420 Yeah.

00:18:32.740 Let's move on.

00:18:33.500 Let's get out of American politics.

00:18:34.840 We'll come back to American politics in a couple of pages.

00:18:37.020 Of course.

00:18:37.560 But let's move on.

00:18:38.740 Um, there's a Google PC tweet.

00:18:42.140 Mm-hmm.

00:18:42.880 This is, I just thought it was funny.

00:18:43.860 This would be a quick hit.

00:18:44.660 A friend who works at Google said he wanted to raise a topic at the next team, All Hands.

00:18:49.980 His manager took him aside and said they don't use the phrase All Hands Meeting on his teams at Google because it's insensitive language.

00:18:56.940 Because not everyone has hands.

00:18:58.640 It's the most important company in the world. 1.00

00:19:02.460 That's the kind of shit. 1.00

00:19:03.700 That's what the managers at Google are up to. 1.00

00:19:06.220 So, great.

00:19:06.740 Well, managers has the word man in it.

00:19:08.580 Oh, Google.

00:19:09.940 The people-gers. 1.00

00:19:10.840 Yeah.

00:19:11.060 All right.

00:19:11.540 Let's move on.

00:19:12.120 Elon Musk had a-

00:19:13.160 We used to-

00:19:13.620 Hey, I'll say it.

00:19:14.940 We used to make steel in this country.

00:19:17.100 We don't do it anymore. 1.00

00:19:18.860 China gives a shit. 1.00

00:19:20.120 We don't know what our buildings are even made of. 1.00

00:19:22.340 Yeah.

00:19:22.560 And Google is worried about offending people with no hands.

00:19:25.380 Yeah.

00:19:25.680 So, sad.

00:19:27.140 All right.

00:19:27.700 Let's move on.

00:19:28.720 And speaking of tech.

00:19:30.740 Yeah.

00:19:31.280 QR code scams.

00:19:32.760 This is just a public service announcement for everybody.

00:19:34.740 Uh, if you see something, like a poster, and it's like, scan this QR code to get a blah,

00:19:40.960 blah, blah, or whatever, don't do it because people are putting their own QR codes on top

00:19:47.020 of the printed advertisement, and then you're going to QR code their QR code, which will steal

00:19:52.140 your money.

00:19:53.020 How does that-

00:19:53.960 It feels like you jumped there.

00:19:55.560 I jumped, but I don't know how scams work, but I know that you don't want to go to a malicious

00:20:02.680 QR code.

00:20:03.560 Okay.

00:20:04.060 All right.

00:20:04.360 That's fair.

00:20:04.900 That's fair.

00:20:05.020 That's just it.

00:20:05.820 Um, all right. 1.00

00:20:06.340 Elon told advertisers to go fuck themselves in an interview. 1.00

00:20:09.480 You don't want them to advertise? 1.00

00:20:10.480 No.

00:20:11.480 What do you mean?

00:20:14.300 If somebody's going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, 1.00

00:20:18.680 go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:20:23.200 But- 1.00

00:20:23.800 And no one-

00:20:24.720 Yeah.

00:20:24.880 So, no one's even, like, laughing or cheering.

00:20:27.460 They don't know how to react.

00:20:28.160 Yeah.

00:20:28.360 I was just scared. 1.00

00:20:29.760 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:20:30.380 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:20:31.360 And that's good. 1.00

00:20:32.220 I love that.

00:20:33.560 Um, Disney pulled their ads, right?

00:20:35.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:36.040 Bob Iger, he called out later in the clip and, you know, Disney's on their woke shit. 0.96

00:20:40.680 But if you're a shareholder of Disney, isn't them pulling their advertising from a huge 0.98

00:20:45.240 social media platform, like not in the best interest of the shareholders.

00:20:48.240 And that's like their number one job.

00:20:49.620 Of course.

00:20:50.260 But it's like, isn't that like borderline illegal?

00:20:52.380 Sure.

00:20:52.520 But, but the whole point is you can make an argument that it's bad for business.

00:20:56.140 And so there's ways to justify it.

00:20:58.200 But obviously from all of us, our side looking in, Disney is absolutely botching it for their

00:21:03.000 shareholders without all the decisions they've made.

00:21:05.360 You know what?

00:21:06.060 Uh, I, I brought this up to you earlier.

00:21:09.000 Ghostbusters, the female remake. 1.00

00:21:10.580 I don't even know if it was Disney.

00:21:12.580 2016. 0.99

00:21:13.540 So we've had like almost 10 years of just shit movie. 1.00

00:21:16.820 Stupid shit. 1.00

00:21:17.680 Slop getting delivered to the masses where like there's a woke girl who body slams a 1.00

00:21:21.720 guy.

00:21:22.540 Yeah.

00:21:23.240 They haven't corrected course.

00:21:24.700 They haven't corrected course.

00:21:25.820 And then content has adjusted accordingly.

00:21:28.040 And I saw some people talking who were like comedians with podcasts and they said back

00:21:32.120 in the day, you do a pod, instead of doing a podcast, you would do like a show, a sitcom

00:21:36.520 or you write a show or whatever.

00:21:38.300 And that kind of still exists today, but obviously not like it used to.

00:21:42.060 And now the comedians are just doing podcasts and that's us.

00:21:45.780 And now we're comedians.

00:21:47.000 Yeah.

00:21:47.580 It honestly, whatever. 0.98

00:21:49.020 Hey, if Disney sucks, if all content on TV sucks, you can't watch the daily show. 0.96

00:21:53.660 You can't watch anything. 0.97

00:21:54.920 Like it's great for us.

00:21:56.960 Yeah.

00:21:57.200 Very great for us.

00:21:58.140 Exactly. 1.00

00:21:58.580 All those daily shows and the night shows are so stupid. 1.00

00:22:01.500 No one watches TV and laughs anymore. 1.00

00:22:03.800 The only thing that's making us laugh lately is surviving barstool.

00:22:07.000 Yeah.

00:22:07.440 They actually have a really funny show where they made a survivor for the barstool guys

00:22:11.860 and it's just like 20 guys.

00:22:13.940 And if any of you guys are fans, yeah, it's 20 white guys, which will never happen again 0.72

00:22:18.180 in Survivor.

00:22:19.620 But yeah, if any of you guys watch Survivor, you know how bad it is. 0.97

00:22:22.600 It's like, we got the amputee, we got the black lesbian, we got the this. 1.00

00:22:25.920 Every white guy is a twink. 1.00

00:22:27.040 Every white guy is a twink. 1.00

00:22:28.080 And then everyone, they spend like five minutes doing their backstory or like, this is why I'm 0.98

00:22:32.520 oppressed or this is what I had to overcome. 0.82

00:22:34.460 And then barstool is just like, all right, how are we fucking this guy over? 0.82

00:22:38.400 Like it's, it's actually a breath of fresh air. 0.84

00:22:40.740 It really is.

00:22:41.540 Okay.

00:22:41.800 Let's move on.

00:22:42.540 We have to pick up the pace a little bit.

00:22:45.120 Um, Kelsey hurts Swift. 1.00

00:22:47.820 You see that?

00:22:48.820 Yeah.

00:22:49.580 Rings true to you.

00:22:50.420 There's the script.

00:22:51.260 There's the script guys.

00:22:53.380 Kelsey hurts Swift. 1.00

00:22:54.960 He breaks up with Taylor Swift.

00:22:56.300 Taylor Swift gets mad. 0.99

00:22:57.820 White men are bad. 1.00

00:22:59.340 Goes on a revenge tour in 2024. 1.00

00:23:01.800 Hey girls, you need to sign up to vote. 1.00

00:23:04.060 Vote Democrat.

00:23:05.400 All these guys are bad.

00:23:06.900 Anti-patriarchy.

00:23:08.280 Vote for Michelle Obama.

00:23:10.280 We lose.

00:23:10.860 Michelle Obama wins.

00:23:12.080 The migrant cost number hits a trillion that next year.

00:23:15.780 So that's what's at stake, guys.

00:23:17.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:18.080 All right, let's get a little back into politics.

00:23:19.720 Nothing crazy.

00:23:21.040 Nikki Haley.

00:23:22.080 Nikki Haley is the new neocon candidate.

00:23:25.160 She gave a little speech to people at a restaurant.

00:23:28.540 And this is after she met with BlackRock.

00:23:30.640 So basically she's backed by like BlackRock and the banks now.

00:23:33.140 And she's kind of like showing that she's willing to soften her views on immigration.

00:23:37.660 Wall Street's preferred candidate for sure.

00:23:39.380 Wall Street, yeah, tech.

00:23:40.260 When it comes to legal immigration, it's a broken system.

00:23:43.460 It shouldn't take someone 10 years to become a citizen.

00:23:46.920 Look at this guy with the mustache.

00:23:48.120 But what we need to do is reform it.

00:23:52.220 So for too long, Republican and Democrat presidents dealt with immigration based on a quota.

00:23:57.700 We'll take X number this year.

00:23:59.320 We'll take X number next year.

00:24:00.700 The debate is on the number.

00:24:02.160 It's the wrong way to look at it.

00:24:03.920 We need to do it based on merit.

00:24:05.920 We need to go to our industries and say, what do you need that you don't have?

00:24:10.140 So think agriculture.

00:24:11.200 So she says later on, she says, oh, like in agriculture and tech and whatever, we don't need 50 million illegals to do picks and vegetables. 0.86

00:24:18.520 Yeah, we don't.

00:24:19.600 We certainly don't.

00:24:20.360 There's plenty.

00:24:21.340 There's plenty that can do that.

00:24:23.860 And then that's the type of candidate who says, oh, we need it based on merit.

00:24:27.160 And then, you know, they're not serious about truly reforming it or stopping anybody at the gates.

00:24:31.880 And, you know, we've seen what happens when it's kind of a wishy-washy, middle-of-the-ground policy.

00:24:36.880 It's like a passable stance that sounds right, but every time gets exploited and historically has never been reasonable.

00:24:43.480 And exactly, and all the details are in the execution of it, which we know America's bureaucracies are filled with just like, I don't know, mid-level, midwits.

00:24:53.040 The worst people.

00:24:54.380 But she's getting good crowds. 0.58

00:24:55.860 Raheem tweeted about this.

00:24:57.580 Yeah, he said, holy moly, this is actually a turnout for Haley, and I am in no way a fan.

00:25:04.560 Yep.

00:25:05.100 So she's getting big crowds. 0.94

00:25:06.280 I think she's just inviting groups, like the Young Women's Republican, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:10.860 She's stopping them.

00:25:11.800 She's just getting groups there.

00:25:13.300 They're doing field trips to come.

00:25:14.560 They're doing field trips.

00:25:15.860 That's how I think she's filling these crowds. 1.00

00:25:18.040 And then the DeSantis team, because she's getting more crowds, they're coming out and saying she doesn't have a pathway to victory.

00:25:24.460 Yeah, they had a whole long tweet thread.

00:25:27.200 It said the DeSantis team got wind of the likely Haley endorsement after an AFP backer disgusted at a gathering of political donors two weeks ago.

00:25:35.280 DeSantis donor related to the governor's aides, who were apoplectic.

00:25:40.440 Apoplectic.

00:25:40.840 I didn't have to read that.

00:25:41.920 I know, you set me up.

00:25:42.940 And began a full court press with AFP to buy their candidate more time to return to favor, according to two sources familiar.

00:25:49.360 DeSantis had a direct conversation with an AFP executive, according to a person familiar with the discussion.

00:25:54.500 This source said AFP recently told DeSantis they had not come to a decision yet and are still going through their process.

00:26:00.080 Yeah, so it sounds like they're done with Ron.

00:26:01.920 And then the DeSantis team came out with a tweet.

00:26:04.620 Can you read that?

00:26:05.540 Here's an inconvenient fact for Nikki Haley and her media allies.

00:26:08.700 She has no mathematical path to victory against Donald Trump.

00:26:12.060 It was like a 20 tweet thread.

00:26:14.340 Okay, Ron.

00:26:15.600 Oh, yeah.

00:26:16.260 She doesn't have a pathway to victory. 0.99

00:26:17.640 She needs to drop out. 1.00

00:26:18.980 There's no way she can win.

00:26:20.540 Oh.

00:26:20.940 What's she pulling at?

00:26:22.560 9%.

00:26:22.960 Same as you, Ron.

00:26:24.180 That's you, Ron.

00:26:25.300 I don't know.

00:26:25.680 Oh, man.

00:26:26.340 All right.

00:26:26.700 That's enough for domestic politics. 0.88

00:26:28.620 We have to go now into a little bit of foreign politics.

00:26:30.920 Nothing crazy.

00:26:32.000 There's been some stuff going on in Serbia lately.

00:26:34.960 Okay, let's check this out.

00:26:36.200 I'm fascinated by this.

00:26:37.540 This is big.

00:26:38.460 These are big.

00:26:39.520 Yep.

00:26:40.380 So someone tweeted really into Serbian politics lately.

00:26:43.760 And these are one of the ladies involved in Serbian politics.

00:26:47.100 God bless. 0.95

00:26:48.300 Big boobs joke. 1.00

00:26:49.620 Yep. 0.94

00:26:49.860 I just want to get that on your guys' radar.

00:26:51.780 That's pretty rare for you. 0.98

00:26:52.960 Big boobs joke. 1.00

00:26:53.860 I'm like a high, I'm like not a low-hanging fruit guy. 0.98

00:26:56.360 Okay.

00:26:56.920 Yeah.

00:26:57.200 But when it's melons.

00:26:58.540 Once in a while.

00:27:00.080 Once in a while.

00:27:01.340 All right.

00:27:02.020 And then last part of foreign politics.

00:27:05.240 Russia basically acknowledging, not acknowledging, Russia talking about the idea that the moon landing

00:27:11.320 that the U.S. did could be fake.

00:27:15.720 If the neural network thinks almost everything is AI.

00:27:19.860 Sorry, I'm trying to narrate it for the audio-only people.

00:27:25.200 So he's pointing to the pictures and he says, oh, the AI says that the moon landing picture

00:27:30.560 is fake.

00:27:32.320 Yeah.

00:27:32.620 Google's neural network thinks that pictures of, you know, astronauts on the moon are fake,

00:27:37.240 basically.

00:27:37.700 And then he said, oh, very interesting.

00:27:39.680 Yeah.

00:27:40.120 So he knows.

00:27:40.920 He's the show washer.

00:27:41.980 He's tipping his hat a little bit.

00:27:43.800 All right.

00:27:44.400 Next part.

00:27:45.180 We're still in housekeeping.

00:27:46.060 It's going to be a longer housekeeping today.

00:27:48.260 That's it.

00:27:49.300 That's just it.

00:27:49.900 Deal with it.

00:27:50.780 Homeless section, aka street rat section.

00:27:54.100 So there is a San Diego sorority house of show watchers and bonus landers. 0.98

00:27:59.480 Whoa.

00:28:00.000 Okay.

00:28:00.680 And they hit me up asking what to do.

00:28:03.020 They said, we have street rats going through our garbage cans every night.

00:28:07.280 They won't leave us alone.

00:28:08.640 And they know we're a house full of girls. 1.00

00:28:10.680 Uh-oh.

00:28:11.340 So first of all, street rats is the correct term.

00:28:15.080 We don't call them homeless.

00:28:16.520 We rebranded them as street rats years ago.

00:28:19.320 Homeless is like someone who all their problems would be solved if they just had a home. 1.00

00:28:23.520 Yeah.

00:28:23.720 That's the one thing they're missing.

00:28:25.300 He's a scientist.

00:28:26.440 He's a star.

00:28:27.720 Yeah.

00:28:27.980 And he just doesn't have anywhere to-

00:28:29.100 He had to pay for cancer treatment because of the healthcare problem.

00:28:32.020 Yeah.

00:28:32.240 Um, and then-

00:28:33.840 Cernovich had a great tweet.

00:28:34.740 Yeah, this was Cernovich's tweet and kind of, we've been saying street rats.

00:28:37.920 If you follow us on Urban Decay, you know, we've been, we've rebranded them to street

00:28:40.780 rats the whole time.

00:28:41.780 But Cernovich said, eliminate homeless from your vocabulary. 0.97

00:28:46.000 What we are dealing with are druggies.

00:28:48.120 There are endless programs to help them.

00:28:49.760 They want to stay in public and freeload and do drugs.

00:28:52.540 Don't use fake language of the far left.

00:28:54.500 Call them what they are.

00:28:55.440 Yeah.

00:28:55.720 So we did that too.

00:28:56.780 We've been doing that.

00:28:58.040 Um, so my ideas for these girls on how to protect themselves. 1.00

00:29:03.720 Number one, put this sign up.

00:29:05.880 It says, no trespassing.

00:29:07.220 We don't dial 911.

00:29:08.600 We call the coroner.

00:29:09.980 Smart.

00:29:10.640 It's not a great plan because they're all girls and they live in California and they're 1.00

00:29:14.760 probably not two way savvy in California.

00:29:17.540 It's a bluff.

00:29:18.280 It's called a bluff.

00:29:18.860 It's a bluff.

00:29:19.640 And then they might come, the homeless people, the street rats might come over the top and

00:29:23.600 go all in your house. 0.51

00:29:25.580 Yeah.

00:29:26.520 So number two idea was this sign.

00:29:29.120 No trespassing.

00:29:30.000 This property is protected by video cameras and attack dogs.

00:29:33.160 Trespassers will be prosecuted.

00:29:34.620 And then you can play aggressive dog barking on speakers all day and night.

00:29:39.040 Smart.

00:29:39.320 I also saw, I think five below was selling fake security cameras.

00:29:43.420 Oh, five bucks.

00:29:44.740 That's all it takes.

00:29:45.440 That's pretty good.

00:29:46.100 So the, but the problem with that one was they didn't have loud enough speakers to play

00:29:51.120 the dog barking all night.

00:29:52.400 Number three, bees that could work. 0.99

00:29:54.880 Number four, stun grenade traps.

00:29:57.940 But the problem with this is you might actually get like a normal guy who's throwing out dog

00:30:02.700 poop in your trash can and then he might sue you. 0.97

00:30:07.520 Yeah.

00:30:07.900 So maybe not the best for that.

00:30:10.420 Number five, get a boyfriend. 0.89

00:30:11.920 Some men will protect women. 0.92

00:30:13.680 Yeah.

00:30:13.900 California, but some men.

00:30:16.680 Harder to find, but they exist.

00:30:18.220 Number six, paintball guns.

00:30:20.380 Yeah.

00:30:20.720 And then number seven, last but not least, wait until something bad happens and hopefully

00:30:24.940 something bad won't happen again for a while, but something bad could happen immediately

00:30:29.020 again.

00:30:30.400 Not very great advice.

00:30:32.000 Not great.

00:30:32.400 So let us know in the comments if you have any advice for these nice girls. 0.98

00:30:36.720 Or if you're a security specialist in San Diego or something.

00:30:39.880 Yeah.

00:30:40.520 And we can figure it out for you.

00:30:42.020 All right.

00:30:42.440 Last page of house keep.

00:30:43.660 Well, not even true.

00:30:45.060 I found something, a new person with entertaining talents or PET.

00:30:50.160 It's this big arm Indian guy. 1.00

00:30:51.880 Probably can't play the music, but check him out.

00:30:54.520 Look what he's up to.

00:30:57.000 Nice.

00:30:57.400 He's a football player.

00:30:59.740 That's what I like.

00:31:00.780 Hell yeah.

00:31:01.220 Love what you're doing.

00:31:02.060 Keep up the good work, my guy.

00:31:03.840 Look at that.

00:31:04.580 There's a new one of these every year.

00:31:06.040 He's so good.

00:31:07.120 He's so boxing.

00:31:07.720 That's his best angle.

00:31:08.800 Yeah. 0.62

00:31:09.040 He's just like, I'm jacked.

00:31:10.080 That's good, but that's filtered.

00:31:11.700 It's crazy to me.

00:31:12.660 These guys, they have something wrong.

00:31:14.860 It's basically like a trans person where they could get away with a little bit. 1.00

00:31:19.100 He could get away and look natural with a little bit, but he goes, one more.

00:31:22.780 A little too much.

00:31:23.300 Again.

00:31:23.760 He goes, again.

00:31:25.020 He's got body dysmorphia.

00:31:26.180 Yeah, he's got dysmorphia.

00:31:27.440 All right. 0.55

00:31:27.660 So maybe you're not as jacked as that guy.

00:31:30.060 Maybe you're not as strong as that guy either.

00:31:31.820 Maybe at times you feel down and depressed.

00:31:33.680 Sure.

00:31:34.260 Well, don't because look at this Fiat tweet about Fiat the cars.

00:31:38.980 Whenever you're feeling down about yourself, remember this.

00:31:41.340 In case you're feeling useless, remember that there are more Fiat dealerships in the USA

00:31:46.460 than actual Fiat sold in all of Q3.

00:31:50.200 359 dealerships versus 145 Fiat sold.

00:31:54.280 Wow.

00:31:54.900 So what do they do?

00:31:55.500 Do they just sell Toyotas in there?

00:31:57.460 They go, all right.

00:31:57.640 They just do nothing.

00:31:58.580 Yeah.

00:31:59.280 They go, did you sell a car?

00:32:00.200 They go, no.

00:32:00.800 Did you?

00:32:01.220 Nah.

00:32:01.900 Well, if you want to get a job where you're not going to be busy and you can text on your

00:32:05.260 phone all day, but you'll probably get fired in a few months.

00:32:08.060 There probably won't be a company anymore soon.

00:32:09.620 Hit up Fiat.

00:32:10.380 Yeah.

00:32:10.560 But don't get too down and too depressed for Fiat either because there is a way to escape

00:32:15.980 the matrix.

00:32:16.720 There is a way to escape the rat race and hit it big.

00:32:19.520 We just discovered this new technique.

00:32:23.740 Because usually you would look at this and say, hey, if I was walking around pressing all

00:32:27.860 the buttons, I'd eventually get tired.

00:32:29.780 Yeah.

00:32:30.400 Well, they solve that with the scooter.

00:32:32.440 Smart.

00:32:33.100 So this is our only way out.

00:32:35.060 The American dream is not dead.

00:32:37.760 All right.

00:32:38.380 Back to reality.

00:32:39.480 This is our last piece of housekeeping and it's actually very important.

00:32:42.880 Do you want to bring it up or should I?

00:32:45.340 I don't know what you're, what?

00:32:46.580 All right.

00:32:46.900 I'll say it.

00:32:47.880 So a couple of days ago, we went to the dog park.

00:32:51.040 Oh, okay.

00:32:52.460 Okay.

00:32:52.960 And there was a gay guy there.

00:32:54.300 Yeah.

00:32:54.660 And he made very deep eye contact with Richard Rappoy, looking right into his soul, basically.

00:33:00.400 Okay.

00:33:00.760 I disagree, but okay.

00:33:01.740 I keep going. 1.00

00:33:02.180 And basically there was like an unspoken offer to suck him in his car. 0.99

00:33:07.260 I don't want to be vulgar. 0.99

00:33:09.460 Don't listen to this if you're a kid.

00:33:11.220 Like this is like a vulgar part of the episode.

00:33:13.280 So fast forward if that's what you don't want to hear.

00:33:16.840 But that's what they do. 0.99

00:33:18.240 They suck you in the car. 0.99

00:33:19.480 So basically he made deep eye contact with Richard, kind of gave him a look. 0.99

00:33:23.260 Like a, you want to go to the car?

00:33:24.740 And he goes in his car and he sits in the passenger side door, which means you would go to the car, 1.00

00:33:29.040 sit in the driver's side and he sucks you. 1.00

00:33:30.580 But if you went to the car and he was in the driver's side, you'd have to suck him. 1.00

00:33:34.640 That's what they're up to. 1.00

00:33:35.560 Gay guys. 0.98

00:33:35.960 Oh, I'm a gay guy. 0.99

00:33:36.620 I'm going to the dog park.

00:33:38.120 What do you think going to the dog park means? 0.99

00:33:40.080 If you're a gay guy. 0.88

00:33:41.940 You know what's funny?

00:33:42.640 That's what they do.

00:33:43.000 You know what's funny? 0.93

00:33:43.900 Fleckus did this after the gay guy left at the dog park.

00:33:47.240 And he kind of like formulated this whole thing. 1.00

00:33:49.120 Like if you go on the driver's side, then he'll suck you. 0.97

00:33:51.220 And then if you do that, and then like, he's doing a bit and we're having fun. 0.98

00:33:54.660 It's banter.

00:33:55.560 It's just funny to us.

00:33:56.580 But then in the, at the end of the day, you like zoom out and you have this meta look at

00:34:00.220 it.

00:34:00.380 And it's like Fleckus just invented a whole gay fantasy that he's now projecting onto me 0.72

00:34:06.180 for the bit.

00:34:07.700 Technically.

00:34:08.240 I had to do it for the show.

00:34:10.260 I had to do it for the show.

00:34:11.760 But that's how it works.

00:34:13.300 Driver's side, passenger's side.

00:34:14.500 That's how they.

00:34:15.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:16.160 That's how they know who's sucking. 0.99

00:34:17.800 So I had to do it for the show. 0.98

00:34:19.920 Let's get, move on. 0.63

00:34:21.420 Absolutely disgusting. 0.88

00:34:22.040 Let's get back to serious. 0.91

00:34:23.600 Let's move on.

00:34:24.580 Found a new workout I want to try.

00:34:29.080 Got to try that.

00:34:34.260 Yeah.

00:34:34.540 Look at those deep squats.

00:34:36.020 Yeah.

00:34:36.460 Till failure.

00:34:37.200 Yeah.

00:34:37.720 With your buddy.

00:34:39.040 Oh man.

00:34:40.140 All right.

00:34:40.460 That was good.

00:34:42.640 Okay.

00:34:43.060 I'm going to move on before we do.

00:34:45.360 Is there anything you want to say?

00:34:46.960 It's been a while.

00:34:47.820 It's been a while since you've said Breonna Taylor's name.

00:34:51.920 Oh, Breonna Taylor.

00:34:53.740 You forget.

00:34:54.700 Say her name.

00:34:55.520 Say her name.

00:34:56.500 Haven't said it in a while.

00:34:57.460 I don't think anyone has.

00:34:58.360 It's been months.

00:34:59.240 Breonna Taylor.

00:35:00.620 Got to say your name.

00:35:02.600 All right.

00:35:02.860 We've moved on.

00:35:03.300 They're on to Palestine now. 0.96

00:35:04.460 Yeah.

00:35:04.760 They completely trashed Breonna Taylor. 0.99

00:35:06.620 They don't care about her anymore.

00:35:07.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:08.300 Our shout outs and our doppels, we're going to do at the end of the episode.

00:35:13.420 Okay.

00:35:13.800 Because we're too far behind.

00:35:15.200 We are going to do them.

00:35:16.100 So make sure you stay till the end.

00:35:17.960 But we're going to do them at the end just today.

00:35:20.320 Okay, cool.

00:35:20.980 But maybe that'll be where it is in the future.

00:35:23.680 We're moving on to Cringe the Week.

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00:36:11.660 All right.

00:36:11.940 First clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:36:14.080 The $20,000 vocal feminization surgery.

00:36:17.460 Let's see how that worked out.

00:36:19.140 I bet this went great.

00:36:21.040 All right, everyone.

00:36:21.940 This is it.

00:36:24.120 So glamorous, right?

00:36:25.760 This will be the last recording with my old voice.

00:36:29.740 Sound like RFK.

00:36:30.640 Before I'm heading into voice feminization surgery, I won't be able to speak for two weeks.

00:36:38.600 And then it'll still be another month.

00:36:42.260 Let's fast forward to the reveal.

00:36:44.360 100% usage of my voice.

00:36:45.700 So how are you looking?

00:36:46.480 How's everyone going to talk?

00:36:47.400 Okay.

00:36:47.940 It has now been 15 months since my first voice feminization surgery.

00:36:53.320 Spent $20,000.

00:36:55.100 Had three different procedures.

00:36:56.600 This is probably about as good as it's going to get.

00:37:00.740 So let's do a little before and after.

00:37:02.660 But we are not going to do the tired way.

00:37:04.360 We get it.

00:37:04.680 That's what you sound like.

00:37:05.620 So you spend $20,000 and you sound like a guy who smokes cigarettes and drives a truck.

00:37:09.620 Didn't work out.

00:37:10.540 Didn't work.

00:37:11.320 And it's like for the surgeons, it's like, what surgery?

00:37:14.280 What did you do?

00:37:14.920 There's no such surgery as this.

00:37:16.120 And it's like, I just kind of dug around.

00:37:17.520 I opened him up, dug around, and I said, I charged him 10 grand.

00:37:21.080 Yeah.

00:37:21.280 I snipped some of the cords.

00:37:22.780 You believe this?

00:37:24.880 It's the same.

00:37:25.660 It's the same idea.

00:37:26.700 You know, the idea of like, oh, you just need to throw money at the public schools and then

00:37:30.020 the kids all know how to read.

00:37:31.280 Yeah.

00:37:31.520 It's the same for the trans people. 0.55

00:37:32.860 It's like, oh, you just need some surgeries and $150,000 worth of stuff.

00:37:36.240 You're 200 grand away.

00:37:37.700 I'm telling you right now.

00:37:39.040 To just being a real lady. 1.00

00:37:40.020 And then it's like the doctors are pitching you on that.

00:37:42.380 And then there's no return policy.

00:37:44.500 Like, oh, I did the surgery.

00:37:45.840 It didn't take.

00:37:46.500 It didn't take.

00:37:47.520 So it just looks and sounds terrible.

00:37:50.300 But we shouldn't make fun of this person.

00:37:52.140 Clearly, they have some issues.

00:37:55.580 All right. 0.99

00:37:56.160 Next, the balls out lady. 1.00

00:37:57.780 Yeah. 0.98

00:37:57.940 Let's see what this lady's up to. 1.00

00:37:59.520 This girl. 1.00

00:38:01.420 Don't you hate it when your balls are sticking out of your panties just a little bit? 1.00

00:38:05.080 And it doesn't hurt that bad right now. 0.99

00:38:06.520 But, you know, if you just keep going the way it is, it's going to start chafing and

00:38:10.280 just hurting worse.

00:38:12.700 Why did God do this to women? 1.00

00:38:14.860 What the fuck is this lady talking about? 1.00

00:38:17.120 Like, invoking God into this? 1.00

00:38:19.140 Yeah.

00:38:19.900 Yeah.

00:38:20.280 These are the people that always say, like, oh, we're trans.

00:38:23.020 God made me this way.

00:38:24.240 It's like, well, you're moving some pretty serious stuff around.

00:38:27.180 Yeah.

00:38:27.980 You're adding and removing some of the basically most important parts of everything.

00:38:32.840 Yeah.

00:38:33.060 But she's on her way to your daughter's locker room right now. 1.00

00:38:36.120 Yeah, ladies. 1.00

00:38:37.420 And it's so funny.

00:38:38.640 It's like wearing panties.

00:38:40.100 The thing that's specifically designed with no space sheer.

00:38:43.520 It's like maybe wait until you get something chopped before you start fully embracing it.

00:38:47.520 I don't get it. 0.99

00:38:47.980 It's not meant to have your balls in it. 1.00

00:38:50.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:50.440 Franken beans.

00:38:51.120 But everyone backs these people up.

00:38:52.920 The progressives all support them.

00:38:54.260 And the media does, too.

00:38:55.820 Here's an article.

00:38:56.620 Yeah.

00:38:56.780 Here's a back and forth.

00:38:58.240 Huffington Post says, a parent's guide to supporting transgender youth.

00:39:02.420 Listen to your kids.

00:39:03.660 They know what feels right and true to them.

00:39:06.780 So that's one hand.

00:39:07.900 You got to listen to them. 1.00

00:39:08.920 On the other hand, Huffington Post says, think twice before you cut off your dog's balls. 0.99

00:39:13.780 So you could take some extra time to think about your dog. 0.99

00:39:19.520 Think that one out.

00:39:20.500 Yeah.

00:39:21.040 Trans kids blindly support. 0.99

00:39:23.060 They probably know.

00:39:24.980 So there is this new trend that we've noticed.

00:39:29.200 This is probably my favorite part of the show.

00:39:31.420 Yeah.

00:39:32.140 Besides the dog park story.

00:39:34.200 Well, I like when, you know, I don't like, oh, look at the, they want a pronouns video.

00:39:38.380 I like when there's new info for trans and urban decay, like new crimes. 1.00

00:39:42.220 That's what gets me going.

00:39:43.420 That's what gets me going too.

00:39:45.140 So, so yeah, there's this new trend where, um, a couple, a man and a woman couple, the

00:39:51.220 man becomes trans and then starts to transition into his wife basically. 0.78

00:39:56.660 Yeah.

00:39:56.840 And they call it skinwalking their wives. 1.00

00:39:59.120 Yeah.

00:39:59.320 This germane on Twitter said skinwalking their wives. 1.00

00:40:02.320 So I wanted to give credit for coining that term.

00:40:04.480 Yeah.

00:40:04.700 And we have like, we'll just rotate them in the background.

00:40:06.840 All these skinwalkers. 1.00

00:40:07.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:08.120 I love this shit. 1.00

00:40:09.060 I know. 1.00

00:40:09.560 This is good, good shit. 1.00

00:40:11.040 Same dress. 1.00

00:40:11.920 And people choose their partners that, you know, that, that saying you choose a partner

00:40:15.580 who kind of looks like you.

00:40:16.880 So then like the partner kind of looks like you and then you get some wires crossed and

00:40:21.340 now you're trans.

00:40:22.200 And then like the end goal of the trans is to look like your wife. 0.99

00:40:25.680 It kind of like, it's good for people with goals.

00:40:28.460 Yeah.

00:40:29.220 There's an end game.

00:40:30.220 There's, there's somewhere to, there's a destination.

00:40:32.320 I want to be a lady.

00:40:33.000 Who's a good lady to look like? 1.00

00:40:34.220 And then I hate Diane's right there.

00:40:36.900 I might as well look like her.

00:40:38.060 Um, but this one's my favorite.

00:40:40.020 This one scarily reminiscent of Dawn slash Dawn slash Dawn.

00:40:44.280 Oh my God.

00:40:45.560 Oh my God.

00:40:46.520 Ennis.

00:40:46.840 That's so good.

00:40:47.380 Who seemed to be wearing his dead ex-wife as a skin suit. 0.86

00:40:49.640 So this guy at least politely waited until she, uh, passed away to start acting out.

00:40:55.060 To carry on.

00:40:55.460 Yeah.

00:40:56.160 And there was a tweet that, uh.

00:40:57.440 This one is actually one of the worst. 0.94

00:40:59.320 This giant fat girl, Bree and Kristen. 0.95

00:41:02.440 Their relationship. 0.90

00:41:03.760 Maybe it's Bri.

00:41:04.900 Kristen from BuzzFeed and her husband came out as trans and basically became her. 0.99

00:41:09.840 I hope she doesn't work at BuzzFeed anymore. 1.00

00:41:12.180 Don't write an article about us.

00:41:13.740 We're just joking.

00:41:14.640 It's a comedy show.

00:41:15.640 It's comedy.

00:41:16.840 Um, and there was a tweet someone had just randomly in the replies.

00:41:19.400 We're actually going to blur the name, but the tweet is strong.

00:41:21.680 Said, this is so creepy.

00:41:23.200 Uh, responding to the thread.

00:41:24.880 Uh, this is so creepy.

00:41:25.980 My high school boyfriend transitioned into a woman three or four years ago.

00:41:29.860 We graduated in 2007.

00:41:31.680 I looked him up a couple of years ago and he's trying to look exactly like me when we dated.

00:41:36.420 He was very physically and emotionally abusive.

00:41:39.160 He freaks me out a lot.

00:41:40.740 Yeah.

00:41:41.800 Listen to that.

00:41:42.740 Listen to that, uh, little voice inside your head.

00:41:45.100 Sends a chill down your spine.

00:41:46.400 Don't let him reconnect with you in any way.

00:41:48.720 And then he's like stuck in like whatever period he had this trauma.

00:41:53.260 Like, oh, 2007.

00:41:55.040 That was my last girlfriend. 1.00

00:41:56.720 She looked like this.

00:41:57.800 And then it's like trying to make your entire life like that.

00:42:00.760 And he thinks he's her now.

00:42:01.940 And it's like, oh, there can only be one of us.

00:42:03.700 Yeah.

00:42:04.000 And he puts on the lipstick and he goes, I'm Jessica.

00:42:07.700 And then Jessica's tied up. 1.00

00:42:09.180 Yeah.

00:42:09.600 Jessica's, it's a death sentence.

00:42:11.180 Andy, please stop doing this.

00:42:12.500 It's like, I'm not.

00:42:14.080 All right.

00:42:14.340 I have a theory of how this plays out.

00:42:16.100 Okay.

00:42:16.380 You want to hear it?

00:42:17.040 I do.

00:42:17.420 Cause I, I actually kind of came up empty on this.

00:42:19.680 I'm like, why, why do they do it?

00:42:21.000 And it's like, I don't know.

00:42:21.820 It's easy.

00:42:22.340 It's the path of least resistance.

00:42:23.500 That's what they're familiar with.

00:42:25.360 But let's hear your theory.

00:42:26.420 I have a theory.

00:42:26.980 So imagine this couple is together, a guy and a girl.

00:42:29.900 And the guy has got some screws loose.

00:42:32.260 Of course.

00:42:32.860 And he's got some problems.

00:42:34.640 And imagine the wife is narcissistic, right? 0.99

00:42:37.940 Okay. 0.98

00:42:38.200 Super big narcissist. 0.98

00:42:40.060 Purposely picked like a vulnerable, weak guy that she can manipulate, right? 0.98

00:42:43.720 Okay.

00:42:44.080 So then she's like constantly like manipulating him into thinking like, oh, I'm the best.

00:42:48.740 I'm the best.

00:42:49.320 And then he's got some wires screwed up.

00:42:51.480 You listen to me.

00:42:52.160 So when he becomes trans, it's like, who are you going to become trans and look like?

00:42:56.680 Me.

00:42:57.080 I'm the best.

00:42:57.840 I'm the girl.

00:42:58.380 I'm so good looking.

00:42:59.080 I'm the best.

00:42:59.560 So then it satisfies the narcissistic wife because the husband in a dress will never 0.96

00:43:05.260 fully look like her because she's the best.

00:43:07.980 Of course.

00:43:08.500 And it gets her with a person who's like devoted to being just like her, but never will fully

00:43:15.300 get there because she's too good looking and too much of a lady and he can't.

00:43:19.200 So it's like a perfect situation for a narcissistic wife who wants to control a vulnerable man and 1.00

00:43:26.240 then at the end be reaffirmed like he, even he tried and he couldn't do it.

00:43:30.200 He'll never reach.

00:43:30.920 He'll never reach me.

00:43:31.900 Yeah.

00:43:32.540 Interesting.

00:43:33.100 I, I, I, I don't know.

00:43:34.720 I'm processing it now, but that puts more of it onto the, the spouse than it does the

00:43:41.020 person who's trying to change.

00:43:42.400 So I don't know.

00:43:43.220 I'm, I'm looking for theories guys.

00:43:44.900 If anyone has like a, on your fourth comment, if you want to type out a long paragraph, your

00:43:49.100 thoughts on this, that's a good place to put it.

00:43:50.640 I would love to hear more cause I'm, I'm fascinated by this.

00:43:53.460 All right, let's move on the alphabet DUI girl. 0.98

00:43:57.560 This is non-trans related cringe. 0.53

00:43:59.620 Can you recite the alphabet from start to finish without singing it?

00:44:02.780 Yeah.

00:44:03.320 Okay.

00:44:03.700 Whenever you're ready.

00:44:04.480 A, C, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, F, N, G, H, I, C, K, L, M, N, O, P, H, Q, E, S,

00:44:16.080 H, Q, E, S, I, T, E.

00:44:21.880 Okay.

00:44:22.500 All right.

00:44:22.840 H, Q, E, S.

00:44:24.900 It's like, are you trying to spell like a, there's, you know, there's someone in the C, A, R

00:44:30.100 with a gun to my H, E, H, O, S, T, A, G, E.

00:44:34.480 Yeah. 0.68

00:44:35.200 H, E, L, P, M, E.

00:44:37.260 Oh man.

00:44:37.980 Not even close.

00:44:38.900 Yeah.

00:44:39.360 Never had it in her.

00:44:40.460 I don't think she knows it in real life.

00:44:41.620 I, you know, part of me feels bad.

00:44:44.040 Like at any moment you could have your worst DUI and it's just some body cam cop footage

00:44:47.880 that gets released to everybody.

00:44:49.240 Yeah, that's true.

00:44:50.040 But I guess you're drunk driving.

00:44:51.280 So that's life.

00:44:51.940 That's what you get.

00:44:52.700 Yeah.

00:44:52.980 All right.

00:44:53.300 Let's go to the guy who gets punched.

00:44:55.200 This, these are quick clips.

00:44:56.860 This is like a type of guy, you know, in high school.

00:44:59.100 Yeah.

00:44:59.800 Who's like, he's not doing well now.

00:45:01.480 Not doing well now.

00:45:03.300 You ready?

00:45:04.040 Yep.

00:45:05.120 Right there again?

00:45:05.860 Yeah, I guess so.

00:45:06.800 Are you ready?

00:45:07.480 Oh, I guess so.

00:45:08.400 You don't have to do this.

00:45:09.420 No, I'm going to stay loose, dude.

00:45:10.620 That's how you stay safe.

00:45:12.360 Go loose. 1.00

00:45:14.640 Oh, that was fucking good as shit, bro. 1.00

00:45:18.360 Punched him in the eye. 1.00

00:45:19.280 Real stupid. 1.00

00:45:20.540 What's the upside? 1.00

00:45:21.380 Are you ready?

00:45:21.920 I guess so.

00:45:22.880 He's like, well, you don't want to do this?

00:45:24.760 We don't have to.

00:45:24.940 We don't have to do this at all.

00:45:26.400 It's literally zero needed.

00:45:28.640 Yeah.

00:45:29.560 All right.

00:45:30.120 I'll see him at the methadone clinic in five years, I guess.

00:45:32.500 I don't know.

00:45:32.800 Right now.

00:45:33.600 Let's go to leftist capitalism.

00:45:35.840 This is kind of a mimetic Sisyphus section.

00:45:38.600 He had a great response to some people who are talking about how it's like capitalism 0.98

00:45:44.000 sucks. 0.99

00:45:44.560 Capitalism is the problem. 1.00

00:45:45.620 They want to blame capitalism.

00:45:47.120 There's this conflation of capitalism got all the world's woes and it's the worst system

00:45:54.020 there is, even though prosperity is higher than ever.

00:45:56.900 And you would have had no medicine and just like foraging for food and hunting and subsistence

00:46:02.660 farming if capitalism didn't exist.

00:46:05.000 So here's the main tweet.

00:46:06.400 It says, no, it's not normal for humans to be in competition all the time.

00:46:09.760 It's not normal to work for most of your waking hours of the day.

00:46:12.980 It's not normal to be stressed 24-7.

00:46:15.640 Stop taking a few hundred years of capitalism and pretending that's just how being human is.

00:46:20.480 It's not.

00:46:22.100 Mimetic Sisyphus replied and said, people really think capitalism invented the concept

00:46:26.100 of having to work for your keep.

00:46:28.280 Yep.

00:46:28.560 And there was another report.

00:46:29.100 Like as if what the early agrarian societies, it was just easy money, three hours a day.

00:46:34.220 Like, oh dude.

00:46:35.300 And then we chill.

00:46:36.360 Yeah.

00:46:37.500 Then there was another reply that was talking about certain groups of like indigenous people

00:46:41.980 all over the world.

00:46:42.880 Yeah.

00:46:43.080 This guy said, not eight hours a day.

00:46:45.220 Go read about the Andamanis and their way of life before the Anglo man brought them civilization 1.00

00:46:50.920 and promptly exterminated them.

00:46:53.040 That's how humans lived for most of our history.

00:46:55.700 80% of the day spent telling stories, jokes, songs, and dances.

00:47:00.700 80% of the day.

00:47:02.860 What?

00:47:03.280 They were just doing dances.

00:47:04.720 They never had to work.

00:47:05.820 It was nothing.

00:47:06.620 And so-

00:47:07.280 Yeah.

00:47:07.440 So here's what those people lived in.

00:47:09.080 They lived in these mud huts.

00:47:10.540 We Googled the Anandolese people.

00:47:12.620 Yeah.

00:47:12.820 And that's the peak of their achievement.

00:47:15.320 So yeah.

00:47:15.560 How do you keep the bugs off you?

00:47:16.720 And it's like, oh.

00:47:17.820 We just die of malaria.

00:47:19.060 Yeah.

00:47:20.080 They're on you.

00:47:21.100 Yeah.

00:47:21.300 They go in the food. 1.00

00:47:22.580 They're in your butt. 0.99

00:47:23.260 And this, again, is in the main theme of our podcast, which is people are too far removed 0.99

00:47:27.900 from how the food is made, right?

00:47:29.420 Yeah.

00:47:29.580 You think farmers just like work and they set the combine to go?

00:47:33.640 They go, oh, yeah.

00:47:34.260 It doesn't need to.

00:47:34.800 It's automatic.

00:47:35.720 Yeah.

00:47:36.040 We got to pick the apples.

00:47:37.120 It's like the hardest job there is maintaining your crops every day.

00:47:40.720 You can't leave, especially like livestock, cattle.

00:47:43.520 You think those guys get off days where they just don't have to feed the cows?

00:47:46.640 Mm-hmm.

00:47:47.100 And so Mimetic Sisyphus, our boy, he said, I think we should have a national work on a

00:47:51.900 farm week program for all high school students.

00:47:54.440 You have to spend a week following a farmer's schedule.

00:47:57.100 And I think that's a great idea.

00:47:58.400 It's a very great idea.

00:47:59.420 Let's get back in touch with how the food is made, right?

00:48:02.500 Mm-hmm.

00:48:02.920 And we had some socialism, communism reminders.

00:48:05.600 Yeah.

00:48:05.840 So what's the alternative to capitalism?

00:48:07.560 It's all socialism, communism.

00:48:08.880 This was a Reddit post that said socialism, the subreddit socialism survey results are

00:48:14.840 in 48% are unemployed, 61% live with parents, 69% are uneducated, 14% support free speech,

00:48:24.660 46% support riots.

00:48:27.060 So that's who has the idea for an alternative way of living.

00:48:30.000 That's, yeah.

00:48:30.520 For America, the best country, freest country ever.

00:48:32.760 Them and the Anadoles who lived in the mud huts and just got, I don't know, didn't make 1.00

00:48:37.720 it.

00:48:38.880 And then this all-time tweet, which we just want to remind you of. 0.97

00:48:43.740 Reminder, communism is when ugly, deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal, then rob 1.00

00:48:48.240 and or kill all successful people out of petty resentment and cruelty. 0.99

00:48:52.160 The ideology is all just window dressing.

00:48:54.340 That's what they're trying to do.

00:48:56.160 Rings true to me, man.

00:48:57.160 We're the normal, cool people.

00:48:58.620 Yeah.

00:48:58.960 And they're trying to get us.

00:49:00.120 Yeah.

00:49:00.420 Well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week. 0.92

00:49:01.940 People fucking unironically sit in an air-conditioned office job where they're making 50K a year or something. 0.96

00:49:07.860 It's not that great. 0.99

00:49:09.080 The pay's not that great.

00:49:10.880 But then they tweet about how much easier it was for the mud hut people in Africa. 1.00

00:49:15.940 We need to do stuff like that.

00:49:17.220 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:17.440 Can we be telling stories and singing songs and shit? 0.99

00:49:19.820 Good luck. 1.00

00:49:20.420 Yeah.

00:49:20.700 You know, good luck convincing people.

00:49:22.400 You got an uphill battle.

00:49:23.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:23.520 And if you convince someone, they're either dumb and looking for it already or I don't even 0.99

00:49:27.940 know. 0.98

00:49:28.160 I don't know who's looking to accept that.

00:49:29.780 I mean, anyone who goes against your ideas, you want to censor.

00:49:32.900 Yeah.

00:49:33.220 So, I don't really know how this is going to go.

00:49:36.060 All right.

00:49:36.400 Let's move on.

00:49:36.980 Don't get too down.

00:49:37.460 Don't get too depressed.

00:49:38.160 We have Urban Decay.

00:49:39.440 We have more depressing stuff coming that will make you even more upset.

00:49:43.560 The diaper's stolen.

00:49:45.180 At least we're going to have fun with it.

00:49:46.760 We have a good Urban Decay.

00:49:47.800 Well, a bad Urban Decay.

00:49:49.120 But the diaper's stolen.

00:49:50.800 These are people who are stealing diapers on camera.

00:49:55.060 Here they go.

00:49:55.820 This is in Memphis, lovely city. 0.96

00:50:05.800 Why would eight black teenager to 20-year-olds be looting the diapers, right? 0.99

00:50:11.920 Well, maybe they're just desperate mothers with kids who are constantly shitting themselves. 1.00

00:50:16.220 Probably, right? 0.98

00:50:17.220 Or.

00:50:18.060 That's the safe assumption.

00:50:19.040 Let's go to the next tweet about baby formula.

00:50:21.360 Yeah.

00:50:21.700 Yeah.

00:50:22.140 Some trans person on Twitter goes, literally a store in my city today, like, offended.

00:50:27.680 And the sign said, baby formula has been relocated to the customer service desk.

00:50:31.660 Please see customer service and we'd be happy to help.

00:50:34.040 And they're pretending that, like, oh, baby formula.

00:50:38.180 People are just stealing the formula because they're desperate and they need to feed their kid.

00:50:42.120 Yeah.

00:50:42.400 A single tear rolls down a mom's eyes and she thinks to herself, do I have to do this?

00:50:48.800 Do you want me to read the Mimetic Sisyphus tweet?

00:50:50.820 He said, in their minds, a desperate woman unable to make ends meet slips one container of formula into her purse.

00:50:56.860 She glances at her fussing child.

00:50:58.420 A single tear drops on her cheek.

00:51:00.240 She hurries out the store hoping no one saw.

00:51:02.640 In the real world, though, it's Darius is selling 40 containers out of his Chevy Malibu at the projects for half the retail price.

00:51:08.980 He also sells laundry detergent and cooking oil.

00:51:10.900 He woke up at 1 p.m. today.

00:51:12.820 Yeah, which is exactly correct.

00:51:15.120 Heavy Mimetic Sisyphus episode.

00:51:16.680 Yeah, he's good.

00:51:17.880 Had a good week on Twitter.

00:51:19.440 He had a great week.

00:51:20.280 He's been going viral a lot.

00:51:21.420 Make sure you guys follow him.

00:51:22.740 He's linked in the description every single week.

00:51:24.880 He is our boy.

00:51:26.520 Yeah.

00:51:27.060 And then here's another example of that.

00:51:29.080 Just reiterating that it's not, you know, we're not out.

00:51:31.900 Capitalism isn't out here oppressing the single mom who fell on hard times. 1.00

00:51:36.600 The CVS in Columbia Heights, which is outside of D.C.,

00:51:40.140 all the unlocked items are looted clean.

00:51:43.660 Coincidentally, street vendors in the area are selling the same products, just on a fold-out table chair.

00:51:48.700 So, hey, nice society if you can't lock these people up.

00:51:52.340 Wow.

00:51:52.780 So, I guess if the stores don't have it available, you just go outside and buy it for cash.

00:51:57.520 Yeah.

00:51:57.940 You buy it for half price.

00:51:59.700 Yeah.

00:51:59.960 And instead of actually arresting people who are doing the thieving and cracking down on all the crime,

00:52:05.240 that's so easy, it's blatant, you know, every day.

00:52:09.300 The gas station attendant in this next clip had cops come in and give him a citation for not displaying a no smoking sign.

00:52:16.900 So, that's what's going on.

00:52:18.160 Here's them.

00:52:18.640 We're going to fast forward to it.

00:52:19.560 Yeah, play it in the background.

00:52:20.260 It's just security camera.

00:52:21.280 But here they are coming in.

00:52:22.780 They go behind his desk.

00:52:24.760 They say you don't have a no smoking sign.

00:52:28.020 And he gives them a citation and they have to pay a fee.

00:52:30.460 And the store owner put the text over the video.

00:52:32.240 So, they don't care that the homeless in the city vandalize buildings, remove signs, making it hard for business owners to have a perfect facility for the city.

00:52:38.880 So, yeah, you can't really tax harvest or fine harvest a street rat. 0.99

00:52:44.380 Yeah.

00:52:44.500 Because they just don't pay and it just racks up.

00:52:46.620 And then they call your bluff on finally sending them to jail and you don't.

00:52:50.720 So, it's over.

00:52:51.660 But then you have to go to the gas station and get the hardworking gas station attendants a fine because they don't have a no smoking sign, as if that's the problem.

00:52:59.740 Backards. 1.00

00:53:00.140 All right, Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago, he was talking about all the crime and violence in the city and the murders.

00:53:06.840 And this is what he said.

00:53:08.440 You know, what we've seen is a very raggedy form instituted by right-wing extremism.

00:53:15.100 Everyone knows that the right-wing extremism in this country has targeted democratically ran cities.

00:53:21.420 And quite frankly, they've been very intentional about going after democratically ran cities that are led by people of color. 0.99

00:53:28.820 And their whole motivation is to create disruption and chaos because that's what that particular party has been about.

00:53:36.660 This is the same political party that did not want to accept that President Obama was actually an American.

00:53:42.400 It's the same Republican right-wing extremism that stormed the Capitol.

00:53:46.460 It's the same right-wing extremism that refuses to accept the results of the Civil War.

00:53:51.840 It's ragging.

00:53:52.920 So Chicago's MAGA country after all.

00:53:55.120 Yeah.

00:53:55.600 Jesse Smollett was right to play that hand.

00:53:58.800 So...

00:53:59.400 I checked, actually.

00:54:00.420 Last Republican mayor of Chicago, 1931.

00:54:04.440 Wow.

00:54:04.860 So that's the last time a Republican had a hand in actually doing anything in Chicago.

00:54:09.440 And I guess pointing out how horribly run and disorganized a city is, is like, what?

00:54:15.220 That's right-wing extremism?

00:54:16.540 That's racist.

00:54:17.460 It's disrupting the city and doing chaos.

00:54:21.040 Yeah.

00:54:21.260 And he couldn't wait to play the race card, Mayor Brandon Johnson.

00:54:24.420 And it's like, you guys brought hundreds of thousands of illegals here.

00:54:26.820 And you're putting them up in, like, migrant camps that you're building. 0.99

00:54:29.540 And you're, where there's, like, crimes every day and no one's getting arrested.

00:54:32.980 And you think it's the white people?

00:54:34.800 Yeah.

00:54:35.120 The Safety Act in Illinois that Democrats passed is letting criminals immediately back out on

00:54:39.940 the street to re-offend.

00:54:41.280 And it's the MAGA Republicans who are doing it. 0.83

00:54:43.860 Which is absolutely crazy.

00:54:45.000 So keep that in mind.

00:54:46.260 That, go ahead.

00:54:47.360 The crazier part to me is that, like, some of his constituents may believe this.

00:54:51.960 You know?

00:54:52.460 Like, oh, yeah, it was MAGA.

00:54:55.120 Yeah.

00:54:55.680 It's like a boogeyman.

00:54:56.800 You can blame anything on MAGA.

00:54:58.040 And then they can keep, what, releasing criminals, having, hosting the Venezuelan migrants who 1.00

00:55:04.580 are just doing crime, let Macy's get robbed, whatever, man.

00:55:07.620 Yeah.

00:55:08.240 MAGA Republicans are behind it all. 0.54

00:55:09.540 And they say it, and the media backs them up.

00:55:11.200 So it doesn't even have to be close to true.

00:55:13.680 They just need it on the record.

00:55:15.240 Yeah.

00:55:15.400 So keep in mind what he said in that speech for these next clips. 0.98

00:55:20.100 And then try and figure out if it's a MAGA person or if it's a black criminal. 0.98

00:55:25.520 All right. 0.99

00:55:26.420 Next is the mall fight.

00:55:28.040 There's a huge fight at the mall.

00:55:30.260 Look at this.

00:55:35.720 It's the Apple store, right? 1.00

00:55:37.360 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:55:40.120 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:55:43.380 Damn. 1.00

00:55:44.580 Ooh. 1.00

00:55:45.380 Fucking MAGA Republicans. 1.00

00:55:53.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:54.000 That's good.

00:55:55.000 We need to open more libraries so they can fight in there. 0.99

00:55:59.680 Smart.

00:56:00.200 And they can steal the books, maybe.

00:56:01.680 Oh.

00:56:02.440 No, they don't.

00:56:03.400 There's no resale value in those.

00:56:04.560 There's no resale.

00:56:05.300 That's a good point.

00:56:06.020 But these are young scholars.

00:56:07.060 And this is an everyday occurrence.

00:56:08.540 These types of fights happening in schools as well.

00:56:10.840 This story went kind of viral earlier in the week.

00:56:13.460 It is a violent clip, but it's all censored.

00:56:15.980 But there's a fight that ends in a stabbing and this kid dies.

00:56:19.180 This is in North Carolina.

00:56:24.780 You hear everyone yelling.

00:56:26.640 It sounds animalistic.

00:56:28.600 Yelling and filming.

00:56:32.240 And then a lot of kids, a lot of young African-American kids.

00:56:36.700 That kid pulled out a knife to defend himself.

00:56:38.940 He was getting absolutely jumped and he pulled out a knife.

00:56:40.980 So that was like a self-defense situation.

00:56:43.160 Self-defense.

00:56:43.900 But like you pull out a knife and you killed somebody.

00:56:46.200 Yeah.

00:56:46.480 And everyone's like yelling and filming.

00:56:48.700 And then you see a lot of the young kids have their hoods up.

00:56:53.120 So it's kind of like going back to the mayor of Chicago.

00:56:56.020 It's like, what's more likely to kill you? 0.98

00:56:57.960 A KKK member with a hood or a black kid with a hood up? 0.87

00:57:01.580 I haven't seen a KKK member with a hood in my entire life, actually.

00:57:05.360 There was one in that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. 1.00

00:57:07.660 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:57:08.280 That's right. 1.00

00:57:08.940 Django.

00:57:09.680 Oh, I got to update my whole worldview now.

00:57:11.600 Yeah.

00:57:12.620 Because of that movie.

00:57:13.460 And then you saw Get Out, right?

00:57:15.280 Yeah.

00:57:15.680 So that's what black people go through every day.

00:57:17.820 That's what it's like. 0.82

00:57:18.920 Yep. 0.98

00:57:19.260 They're body swapping black people and old white people who are rich. 0.98

00:57:22.860 And they keep you trapped with hypnosis. 0.98

00:57:25.500 And that's it.

00:57:26.880 Yeah.

00:57:27.140 But these schools need more money.

00:57:28.720 Yeah.

00:57:29.260 Of course they do.

00:57:29.820 These schools need more money to teach these kids morals and values 10 years ago.

00:57:34.400 Yeah.

00:57:35.240 That's what more money hopefully will do.

00:57:36.780 The more money will hopefully reverse not having a dad and having a mom who actually paid attention,

00:57:41.920 you know?

00:57:42.300 Yeah.

00:57:42.640 Uh, but yeah, you can't throw money at a, at a past gone problem.

00:57:47.460 Yeah.

00:57:47.620 Some people need to just be ditch diggers.

00:57:49.460 And that's the thing.

00:57:50.300 People think like, oh, all this money spent on this or on that, they should be going to 0.97

00:57:54.880 these shitty public schools where no one can read. 0.98

00:57:57.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:57.700 There was a good tweet about it.

00:57:58.660 Can you give that a read?

00:57:59.400 This guy said private schools, religious schools, gendered schools, and homeschooling, et cetera,

00:58:04.640 are all a detriment to society.

00:58:07.000 School isn't just about learning facts.

00:58:08.920 It's about acclimatizing people to their society and building schools that are purposely segregated

00:58:13.880 ruins that.

00:58:15.560 Yeah.

00:58:15.960 Yeah.

00:58:16.400 So basically you can't send your kid to a charter school and give them a chance.

00:58:20.780 You have to leave them in the school with all these kids who don't know how to read or

00:58:23.480 do math.

00:58:24.120 Yeah.

00:58:24.420 But they know how to stab and how to wear hoodies and how to jump someone.

00:58:27.660 Yeah.

00:58:27.940 That's the more important thing.

00:58:29.200 And it's like the resource you're looking for with all the money where people can like

00:58:32.440 be acclimated and whatever, it's called prison.

00:58:34.660 Yeah.

00:58:35.180 You put them in prison and then you leave them there.

00:58:37.420 Yeah.

00:58:38.040 And then, I mean, this guy says this while all the public schools are phasing out separate

00:58:42.660 classes for gifted and talented students.

00:58:44.660 And this one says to increase equity, this California high school is eliminating honors

00:58:49.040 courses.

00:58:50.040 Nice.

00:58:50.180 And so it's like, I have a kid.

00:58:51.580 I know my kid is capable of taking honors courses, AP courses. 0.99

00:58:55.180 Should I send them to the public school who's trying to do equity shit? 0.99

00:58:57.940 Or should I send them to the all boys Catholic school that's going to fucking do the honors 1.00

00:59:01.700 classes? 0.99

00:59:02.400 Exactly.

00:59:02.760 They got to rid of the honors classes because not all the kids can do it.

00:59:06.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:06.660 Because most kids are actually functionally retarded. 1.00

00:59:09.280 Yeah. 0.96

00:59:09.720 And then here's another one.

00:59:10.760 Same thing.

00:59:11.480 Wall Street Journal.

00:59:12.140 So they've been doing this for years.

00:59:13.420 Of course.

00:59:13.980 And then they go, we need more money for the schools.

00:59:16.020 Yeah.

00:59:16.180 Keep dumping money. 0.95

00:59:17.260 Keep lighting it on fire.

00:59:18.380 And teachers are freaking out too.

00:59:19.960 This clip went viral a couple of days ago.

00:59:22.000 This teacher freaked out in Texas. 0.99

00:59:23.560 God damn it. 1.00

00:59:24.520 You told me to be hell to fire on you. 1.00

00:59:28.200 What you can do is I bring your right hand to my back. 1.00

00:59:31.180 I'm going to do all the type of shit. 0.99

00:59:34.140 I'm tired of being god damn inspected every god damn day when all I'm going to mess with 0.99

00:59:39.020 you, I very nicely told you what to do. 0.99

00:59:41.780 You don't have to touch my phone. 1.00

00:59:42.960 I don't have to touch you god damn fuck. 1.00

00:59:44.520 They wouldn't even come to that. 1.00

00:59:45.840 They wouldn't even come to it.

00:59:47.120 You're going to do what you're supposed to do.

00:59:48.680 Don't say anything else to me.

00:59:50.600 All right.

00:59:50.980 Cool.

00:59:51.540 Yep.

00:59:52.800 Teachers are snapping.

00:59:53.740 They're just like babysitting.

00:59:55.240 Yeah.

00:59:55.440 They're babysitting bad kids.

00:59:57.060 You don't have to touch my phone.

00:59:58.380 It's just like a kid on his phone the whole time, openly disrespecting the teacher, you

01:00:02.380 know?

01:00:02.720 How are other kids?

01:00:04.160 And then I always feel bad for the two, maybe three really good and studious kids who

01:00:09.620 are in that classroom.

01:00:10.500 We have to watch this teacher freak out because everyone's just testing him.

01:00:13.200 And the whole class gets brought down to the worst denominator.

01:00:16.380 Yep.

01:00:16.520 They don't even know what denominator is.

01:00:18.960 So at least they don't know what they don't know.

01:00:21.500 Denominator.

01:00:22.040 It's like, oh, I know denominator.

01:00:23.380 I'll be back.

01:00:24.380 Yeah.

01:00:25.140 It's like, no.

01:00:26.260 You've done that joke before, haven't you?

01:00:28.560 Maybe.

01:00:29.020 I just thought of it, but I probably would have that same thought process in the past.

01:00:32.220 I think you've done it.

01:00:33.420 Maybe.

01:00:34.040 All right.

01:00:34.440 Last page of Urban Decay.

01:00:35.880 Not everyone is asleep to this.

01:00:38.060 Advice from the guy in the car.

01:00:40.000 This is actually good.

01:00:41.920 I told my youngins, I said, man, whatever you do, try to go get you like a squirt. 1.00

01:00:46.520 Weirdo type girlfriend.

01:00:49.060 The type of girlfriend that don't have a lot of girlfriends, that's in school, and that 1.00

01:00:54.520 love to come home and take naps.

01:00:57.020 That's really family orientated.

01:00:59.400 And I said, get you some white friends. 0.65

01:01:01.460 Close.

01:01:01.780 Some Asian friends and some Spanish friends.

01:01:05.320 Some working friends that they work every day and they brainstorming on how to make their

01:01:10.600 next buck.

01:01:12.060 That's good advice.

01:01:13.000 You get the point.

01:01:13.680 Yeah.

01:01:14.000 Orientated.

01:01:14.700 He goes on to the problem, too. 0.75

01:01:17.780 I said, you don't want to deal with these niggas too much. 1.00

01:01:21.220 You don't want to deal with these darkies. 1.00

01:01:23.740 Because they will have you fucked up out here. 1.00

01:01:26.260 A lot of these niggas is mesmerized and is in some type of trance listening to that demonic 1.00

01:01:31.520 music. 0.76

01:01:32.480 And they always hurt the people that's closest to them. 0.94

01:01:36.160 So leave these niggas alone. 1.00

01:01:38.480 Get you a square weirdo girlfriend and some white boy homies, some Korean, Asian homies, 1.00

01:01:44.240 and some Spanish homies. 0.98

01:01:46.320 And stay out the way.

01:01:47.640 There you go.

01:01:48.580 I get it.

01:01:49.020 That's good advice.

01:01:49.800 Everyone's sick of these.

01:01:51.900 You know what?

01:01:52.860 As Drake said.

01:01:53.760 As Drake said.

01:01:54.740 Sick of them.

01:01:55.980 And then this guy, one of the BLM founders, he's now on Team Trump.

01:01:59.820 Let this clip rip. 0.99

01:02:00.660 Team DeSantis had a freak out about this as well when Trump replied or whatever.

01:02:06.140 But we'll just play it.

01:02:07.080 You, a BLM leader, and you're now endorsing Donald Trump, saying he's the best candidate

01:02:14.160 we have.

01:02:14.680 Why do you think he is the best candidate that we have? 1.00

01:02:19.060 Because everybody else sucks. 0.99

01:02:21.960 So is he just the best of a bad group? 0.98

01:02:24.260 I mean, is he still, is he not that great either, but he's just like better than the

01:02:27.840 rest?

01:02:29.260 Well, you know, I like Trump, you know, personally.

01:02:34.140 And I think right now, who we have sitting in the Oval Office is just a deep disappointment.

01:02:42.980 You know, I deeply have disdain for him.

01:02:48.000 And I really.

01:02:49.620 Yeah, we get it.

01:02:50.860 We get it.

01:02:51.260 And D.L. Healy posted this.

01:02:52.820 He was calling him like an Uncle Tom. 0.79

01:02:54.500 He says he's on the plantation as if he's like misleading black people. 0.86

01:02:58.540 And it's like, D.L., that's you. 0.71

01:03:00.280 Yeah.

01:03:00.460 All the rampant crimes, the no bail, the illegals coming to urban areas, incentivizing fatherless 1.00

01:03:06.960 homes.

01:03:07.340 That's all Democrats over the last like 60 years.

01:03:10.180 That's the plantation. 0.96

01:03:11.480 Yeah.

01:03:11.680 The trick, the idea that like, oh, the racists against the good guys and the good guys just

01:03:16.460 can't really get it right. 0.91

01:03:17.820 They're trying, but they keep fucking everything up and doing the opposite of what needs to be 0.98

01:03:21.740 done. 0.97

01:03:22.140 But you're not.

01:03:22.940 You don't want to be a racist.

01:03:24.140 Yeah.

01:03:24.300 You can't be a racist. 0.64

01:03:25.100 Uh, meanwhile, the thousands of Guatemalans, Venezuelans, they'll be stuffed right into 1.00

01:03:29.460 your neighborhood with limited resources.

01:03:31.440 Did we ever play the, the people getting out, getting the turkeys and all the, the inner 0.99

01:03:36.160 city black people who the, they were waiting in line for the turkeys for Thanksgiving, but 0.95

01:03:41.060 the Mexicans and the Hispanics all beat them to it. 1.00

01:03:44.220 Yeah.

01:03:44.960 Yeah.

01:03:45.220 So like, that's literally where they're being placed. 0.76

01:03:47.960 Uh, black people are going to be super affected.

01:03:50.740 I don't, I'm not going to say most affected cause it depends on the area. 0.96

01:03:53.720 And really it's like, if you're, Hey, if you're a black voter, right. 0.99

01:03:59.200 And you see this shit happening, maybe just don't vote Democrat this year. 1.00

01:04:02.920 Maybe sit out, maybe vote for Trump. 1.00

01:04:05.440 If you plan on committing a felony in the next year or in the next four years, you got

01:04:10.040 to vote Democrat.

01:04:10.560 You got to vote Democrat.

01:04:11.580 That's, that's in your best interest.

01:04:13.000 I get it. 0.73

01:04:13.700 If you're a robber, if you're a felon, if you're a thug, if you got the, the Glock with

01:04:18.220 the switch, if you got the Glock with the switch, yes.

01:04:20.320 You, and you're going to catch a charge in the next four years, please vote for a Democrat.

01:04:23.280 That's, I, I, I'll admit it.

01:04:25.000 That's in your best interest.

01:04:25.980 Let the thing talk. 1.00

01:04:26.840 If you let that thing talk, then you need to sign vote Democrat.

01:04:31.460 Um, cause you know, that those are the only ones who aren't going to punish you and they'll

01:04:34.760 let you off.

01:04:35.440 Yep.

01:04:36.000 Exactly.

01:04:36.460 Well, don't get too down.

01:04:37.380 Don't get too depressed.

01:04:38.180 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:04:41.280 Uplifting gold.

01:04:42.340 All right.

01:04:42.600 Cat catalytic converter, reverse house call.

01:04:45.060 All right.

01:04:45.420 Well, this guy's stealing his catalytic converter.

01:04:49.860 He notices and then he gets in the thief's car and just steals his car.

01:04:56.880 So now everyone's doing crime.

01:04:58.860 Smart.

01:04:59.500 That's the only way to answer.

01:05:01.080 Yeah.

01:05:01.340 More crime.

01:05:02.200 There you go.

01:05:03.260 Now you have the catalytic converter, but no way to get home cause you just disabled the,

01:05:06.460 his car too.

01:05:07.800 Mm-hmm.

01:05:08.780 All right.

01:05:09.080 Let's move on to the, the sticky trap.

01:05:12.100 All right.

01:05:14.200 This is, look at that.

01:05:15.940 Roaches, spiders, spiders, a huge spider and a million baby spiders.

01:05:23.080 Wow.

01:05:24.160 Bloodbath.

01:05:25.360 Look at that.

01:05:26.240 And it's uplifting because you caught them.

01:05:29.200 Yeah.

01:05:29.300 You saved yourself from another 150 spiders.

01:05:31.800 Those were going in your house.

01:05:33.060 All right.

01:05:33.540 Those were in your basement.

01:05:34.860 Very uplifting.

01:05:35.620 Very uplifting.

01:05:36.320 All right.

01:05:36.620 Walmart receipt eater.

01:05:38.320 This is a good bit.

01:05:40.520 Excuse me, sir.

01:05:40.900 Can I see your seat?

01:05:42.140 Can you see what?

01:05:42.840 Your seat.

01:05:44.140 Thank you.

01:05:46.940 Can you see that?

01:05:47.940 Can you see your items real quick?

01:05:48.940 No, you can see the items.

01:05:49.980 Can you show them to me?

01:05:51.480 You're welcome to look at them.

01:05:52.560 Okay.

01:05:52.760 He ate my receipt.

01:06:07.820 I'm not engaging with this person.

01:06:14.640 Who is this person?

01:06:15.600 What role do you play here?

01:06:17.740 What role do you play in here, sir?

01:06:20.060 What do you mean?

01:06:20.820 He ate my receipt.

01:06:22.700 He ate my receipt.

01:06:24.800 Do you want to pull the cameras up and see it?

01:06:27.120 It's okay.

01:06:27.600 It's okay.

01:06:27.980 I'm just asking what's going on.

01:06:28.900 I'm making sure that everything's okay.

01:06:30.680 Because outside he was yelling at someone for taking his parking spot.

01:06:33.980 What is you?

01:06:34.580 Who are you to do anything?

01:06:36.300 What the?

01:06:36.700 I was making sure everything's okay.

01:06:37.640 You have cameras in here.

01:06:38.980 Can we bring the tape out?

01:06:40.300 Outside he was yelling at someone.

01:06:43.680 I like the continued gaslighting.

01:06:45.660 Getting the other Walmart associates on your side.

01:06:48.000 That's smart.

01:06:48.780 Gaslighting is like, that's a good gaslighting.

01:06:51.500 Gail Lewis would have handled that. 0.98

01:06:52.980 Gail Lewis would have handled that. 0.98

01:06:54.540 All right.

01:06:54.880 Let's go to the husband's barber. 0.97

01:06:56.200 Didn't get it right.

01:06:57.740 This happened to me once.

01:06:58.840 I'm going to guess this was some sort of like Hispanic barber or possibly a black barber.

01:07:04.220 Mm-hmm.

01:07:04.900 They started doing this thing where everybody gets these super lined up haircuts.

01:07:14.060 The sharp edge in your hair.

01:07:16.440 The lines.

01:07:17.220 Who wants that? 1.00

01:07:17.820 I don't get that.

01:07:19.320 And the urban types like it.

01:07:21.620 I don't know.

01:07:21.920 What is that?

01:07:22.380 That happened to me once.

01:07:23.500 They gave me ice pick sideburns in high school.

01:07:26.420 High school?

01:07:27.280 Yeah.

01:07:27.780 Yeah.

01:07:28.140 I had to like buzz my head.

01:07:29.400 It was like a Caesar or something.

01:07:31.260 Find yourself a white barber. 0.60

01:07:34.120 Stick to him.

01:07:34.940 Or just get a buzzer.

01:07:37.000 I use dog clippers.

01:07:39.180 Do you?

01:07:39.480 I know it sounds bad, but my clippers, I ordered them on a grocery store order and it was from

01:07:44.920 a dog.

01:07:45.480 It was a dog clippers.

01:07:46.900 I couldn't get it and I needed it like the same day.

01:07:49.800 Yeah.

01:07:50.120 And then I got dog clippers and I just do half and I buzz my whole head.

01:07:55.260 That's all you have to do if you're a guy.

01:07:56.500 Just buzz your head.

01:07:57.400 I don't know.

01:07:57.880 That's not really good advice.

01:07:58.800 If you have good hair and you're not and you're just buzzing it, you're kind of wasting

01:08:02.140 your potential, right?

01:08:03.180 Yeah.

01:08:03.380 Yeah.

01:08:03.500 So.

01:08:04.480 All right.

01:08:04.820 Let's go to Neil McDonough.

01:08:06.240 That's the easy path advice.

01:08:07.960 Yeah.

01:08:08.120 Get a dog clippers.

01:08:09.200 I haven't gone to a barber in like five years.

01:08:12.240 Yeah.

01:08:12.420 That's pretty nice.

01:08:13.220 Because I'm going to sit there and he's going to go, oh.

01:08:15.860 I know.

01:08:16.420 Like, oh, where are you from?

01:08:18.040 Where do you work?

01:08:19.040 And it's like, I'm going to wonder if the haircut's even good.

01:08:21.820 I'll just buzz it and never, you know, not leave the house that day.

01:08:24.760 Fair.

01:08:25.040 All right.

01:08:25.840 Last clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:08:27.960 Neil McDonough.

01:08:29.020 He gave a speech following the new movie, The Shift, that came out that he's in.

01:08:33.760 And basically, he got blackballed in Hollywood for years because he refused to do sex scenes

01:08:40.040 with women because he's married and didn't think that was appropriate.

01:08:43.560 And he won't even do kissing scenes with women because he thinks it's inappropriate.

01:08:47.700 Here's what he said giving a speech after the movie came out.

01:08:50.420 They said, you have to do it or we're going to fire you.

01:08:52.100 I'm like, well, I'm not going to do it.

01:08:53.900 So they fired me.

01:08:56.780 I was blackballed for two years.

01:08:59.640 I couldn't get a job.

01:09:01.160 And because of that, I lost my big, beautiful house in Los Angeles, my shiny Mercedes, all

01:09:06.640 my stuff, and my swagger.

01:09:10.140 And as you can imagine, at the time, I was really crushed.

01:09:13.640 They thought that I was some religious zealot.

01:09:15.340 But to me, it was just that I didn't think it was the right thing to do.

01:09:19.480 And also, I really love my wife.

01:09:22.860 And as I've said, and I'll say it a million times, these lips are meant for one woman. 0.94

01:09:30.440 Very nice.

01:09:31.520 Yeah.

01:09:32.020 Refreshing to hear that.

01:09:33.200 He's got boundaries.

01:09:34.340 It's called having boundaries.

01:09:35.660 I know him as Buck Compton from Band of Brothers.

01:09:39.140 Yeah.

01:09:39.400 He's a great actor.

01:09:40.500 Yeah.

01:09:40.660 I liked him growing up.

01:09:41.700 He's always one of my favorites.

01:09:43.340 All right.

01:09:43.720 Well, we are back at the beginning of the show.

01:09:46.580 We are doing our Doppels and Shoutouts here at the end because we didn't have time in the

01:09:51.660 beginning.

01:09:52.100 So we're going to go through them fast.

01:09:53.460 Are you ready?

01:09:54.020 Doppels first? 0.97

01:09:55.120 Doppels first.

01:09:55.900 Also, people complain about Doppels and Shoutouts, and they're like, oh, you know.

01:09:59.340 It's two minutes.

01:10:00.520 Yeah.

01:10:00.720 Relax. 1.00

01:10:00.980 It's two minutes of the fucking show. 1.00

01:10:02.700 Everybody fucking relax. 1.00

01:10:04.060 Yeah. 0.98

01:10:04.280 So here's Rap Boy Doppel.

01:10:06.160 This guy has a hand that gets turned into Rap Boy's literal face.

01:10:10.400 Ed Sheeran?

01:10:11.160 What am I looking at right now?

01:10:12.580 Who's who?

01:10:14.100 Yeah.

01:10:14.580 All right.

01:10:15.220 Can't play the music.

01:10:16.860 We have me on an air.

01:10:18.740 Ooh.

01:10:19.280 I didn't.

01:10:19.880 That's a pretty racist image.

01:10:21.500 Yeah.

01:10:21.800 We're going to have to blur the faces because it looks a little racist, but someone made

01:10:25.520 that AI image of me.

01:10:26.820 It looks like my body and head.

01:10:28.360 Yeah.

01:10:28.640 They got that part right, at least. 0.98

01:10:30.180 Yeah.

01:10:30.860 Here's you.

01:10:31.440 Police are looking for a violent gang member.

01:10:33.080 That's you.

01:10:33.740 It looks like me.

01:10:34.680 Here's you.

01:10:35.240 Another AI.

01:10:36.040 They're really AI and you.

01:10:37.440 Yeah.

01:10:37.880 That's you in the middle.

01:10:38.860 That family is not me.

01:10:39.760 That's your family.

01:10:40.460 I don't even get it.

01:10:41.280 Yep.

01:10:42.000 Here's you working at Sam's Club.

01:10:44.060 Yep.

01:10:44.560 That guy.

01:10:45.100 Are you going to ask?

01:10:46.500 No.

01:10:47.120 Is that guy fatter than me?

01:10:48.040 That guy's not fatter than me.

01:10:49.400 I know.

01:10:50.020 I was going to shut you down.

01:10:51.380 I knew he's not.

01:10:52.460 All right.

01:10:53.240 What's this?

01:10:53.840 A wrap away of shopping?

01:10:55.500 Yep.

01:10:55.820 There's you.

01:10:56.720 There's me.

01:10:58.100 There's you shopping.

01:10:59.600 Boom shaka locka.

01:11:01.320 Lock, lock.

01:11:02.240 All right.

01:11:02.540 That's good.

01:11:03.020 Good for him.

01:11:03.640 Good for him.

01:11:04.080 That's you.

01:11:05.160 Here's a bad one for me.

01:11:06.360 Meep.

01:11:07.380 This is good.

01:11:08.420 Yeah.

01:11:09.300 Here's a bad one for me.

01:11:10.660 Yep.

01:11:11.320 This one is twink wrap boy.

01:11:13.000 Oh, God.

01:11:13.780 Doing stripper pull in his underwear. 0.99

01:11:15.620 With his butt out. 0.99

01:11:16.480 He's going to have real. 0.95

01:11:17.180 Watch this.

01:11:17.640 Watch this.

01:11:18.600 Oh, no.

01:11:20.220 All right.

01:11:20.760 Why did you do that?

01:11:21.920 I don't know.

01:11:22.380 And then who's this?

01:11:23.040 Oh, I think we might have seen this guy before.

01:11:24.820 Oh, yeah.

01:11:27.220 Playing the saxophone at Bridgestone Arena.

01:11:30.340 I don't even know what sport it is.

01:11:32.360 That's great.

01:11:32.860 Those are the doppels.

01:11:34.340 And I have some shout outs.

01:11:36.980 Shout out to Adelina. 0.99

01:11:38.660 She just turned two years old yesterday and has been watching the show since she was three days old.

01:11:43.800 We have a picture of her as a three day old watching the show.

01:11:47.260 And her birthday was yesterday.

01:11:48.740 Happy birthday.

01:11:49.740 Happy second birthday.

01:11:50.660 We love you.

01:11:51.780 Shout out to Erica's husband, Alan, whose birthday is Saturday.

01:11:54.820 There's show watchers and supporters since the Wooden Spoon days and a veteran.

01:11:58.940 Oh.

01:11:59.240 So thank you for your service.

01:12:00.340 Respect our veterans.

01:12:00.840 We respect our veterans.

01:12:02.500 Shout out to Caden.

01:12:03.640 He got student of the month earlier in the month, but we missed it.

01:12:08.100 He's got straight A's, too.

01:12:09.640 That's huge, Caden.

01:12:10.920 Straight A's.

01:12:11.640 That's huge.

01:12:12.240 We love you.

01:12:12.900 Keep up the good work.

01:12:13.760 Your dad's very proud of you.

01:12:15.200 You guys are a great family.

01:12:16.820 Shout out to Nicole and Steven, who are bonus landers, and they just celebrated their anniversary last week.

01:12:22.200 You guys are great.

01:12:23.860 Happy 38th birthday to Elena this Saturday.

01:12:27.940 Happy birthday to Bass Latin on IG.

01:12:31.160 Our boy.

01:12:31.580 Our boy.

01:12:32.140 A lot of our clips we find from Bass Latin.

01:12:34.080 He's a great Instagram account.

01:12:36.300 We love him a lot.

01:12:37.840 We got a weird furry shout out.

01:12:39.680 That was a little weird.

01:12:52.300 Hey, don't do that again.

01:12:54.080 Yeah.

01:12:54.340 We appreciate it.

01:12:55.620 And that's, yeah, that's it.

01:12:57.180 Those are our shout outs.

01:12:58.660 Furry?

01:12:59.100 Is that legitimate furry?

01:13:00.240 That was a real furry.

01:13:01.800 Calm down.

01:13:02.760 Repent.

01:13:03.320 Yeah.

01:13:03.800 That was a little much.

01:13:05.140 Okay.

01:13:05.680 But I guess it's okay.

01:13:06.700 We appreciate the support anyway.

01:13:07.960 Oh, also, I almost forgot.

01:13:10.480 On December 2nd, there is an event in Arizona, the Briarpatch Marketplace.

01:13:15.820 It's in Phoenix, Arizona at Paradise Valley High School.

01:13:18.700 It's tomorrow on Saturday, December 2nd.

01:13:22.000 Keep an eye out for Hannah.

01:13:24.240 Hannah made us the Broccoli Rob pictures.

01:13:26.960 Uh-huh.

01:13:27.520 And she's a local artist in that area. 0.87

01:13:29.680 So they have this event.

01:13:31.400 It's like a bazaar, like a farmer's market type of thing with a bunch of different booths.

01:13:35.960 So make sure you guys find Hannah.

01:13:37.960 Her booth is the H.M. Danielson booth.

01:13:40.900 She's an artist.

01:13:41.760 She made Broccoli Rob pics that time.

01:13:43.560 And she's giving out free Broccoli Rob stickers.

01:13:47.260 So she has a bunch of stickers. 0.99

01:13:48.640 If you guys go find her, she will give you free Rob shit. 0.99

01:13:52.480 Okay. 0.99

01:13:52.960 So that's great.

01:13:53.740 It's in Arizona, Paradise Valley High School tomorrow, Briarpatch Marketplace.

01:13:59.820 Arizona, rise up. 0.99

01:14:01.680 Go get your free Rob stickers.

01:14:03.480 All right.

01:14:03.760 Moving on.

01:14:04.280 Um, and then also don't forget, we do our small business shout outs on Fridays, but because

01:14:09.240 we did the doppels and shout outs at the end of the episode, we're going to push that

01:14:12.720 to next Friday.

01:14:13.640 We'll pick that back up on Friday.

01:14:16.040 That is the end of the epi.

01:14:17.480 Hey.

01:14:17.700 It was a good one.

01:14:18.240 Was it one of our best like I promised?

01:14:19.960 I don't know.

01:14:20.900 I think so.

01:14:21.480 Let the audience aside.

01:14:22.540 I liked it.

01:14:23.260 Thank you guys for watching.

01:14:24.380 Make sure you join Bonusland.

01:14:25.800 If you're watching at this point, you'd probably love Bonusland.

01:14:28.460 Fleckistalks.com is the website.

01:14:30.480 We have a 30 minute Bonusland dropping right now.

01:14:34.080 Uh, if not, we'll see you on Friday.

01:14:35.900 Thank you.

01:14:36.300 Or Tuesday.

01:14:37.260 Tuesday.

01:14:37.660 Thank you guys for watching.

01:14:38.420 We'll see you at the next one.

01:14:39.440 Brianna Taylor.

01:14:40.040 H-I-C-K-L-M-N-O-P-H-Q-E-S. 1.00

01:14:45.260 Bye bye.

01:15:08.660 Bye bye.

01:15:08.820 Bye bye.

01:15:09.440 Bye bye.

01:15:10.740 Bye bye.

01:15:11.580 Bye bye.

01:15:12.100 Bye bye.

01:15:12.560 Bye bye.

01:15:13.120 Bye bye.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 01, 2023

MAN BECOMES HIS WIFE

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