MIDDLE CLASS PUBLIC DEFECATION
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Summary
On today's episode of Fluckus Talks, we discuss the dangers of fluoride in our drinking water, Israel wants us to fight another war for them, we tackle ableism and cringe of the week, and last but not least, in urban decay, there was a HEB glitch.
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All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 369. Today on the show,
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we have some July 4th urban decay for you and housekeeping you're going to love. Then Israel
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wants us to fight another war for them. We'll tell you with who. Then we tackle ableism and
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cringe of the week. And last but not least, in urban decay, there was a HEB glitch, but
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But unfortunately, it didn't take all this and more.
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It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 369, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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All right. One for one on the intro. As always, guys, we love America. We live in the greatest
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country in the world, and we all know that. But here's the crazy part. 250 years later,
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we're still here drinking whatever the government decided to put in our water.
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Thank you so much, Cove Peer. Thank you, Cove Peer. I love my Cove Peer. Did everyone have a
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nice weekend? I did. I did too. There was an episode on Friday if you guys missed it. Obviously,
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was the three day weekend, July 4th on Saturday. So we were going to take off, but we take care of
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next week and the week after we are going to be off for vacation but we're going to be releasing
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on our usual schedule for members so we're going to have bonus lands richer rap boy shows and
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fleckis files tuesday friday tuesday friday so if you guys are going to miss us during the two weeks
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we have off there is a solution and i don't want to speak out of turn here but doesn't youtube give
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like a month free as is that still going on maybe check yeah check they did in the beginning i don't
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know if they're still offering that, but check that out. You might like that. And you'll love
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the members only content. We're really taking care of the members. And as always, if you guys
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do become a member and you send me a screenshot, I'll follow you back on the social media of your
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choice. And again, tiny little announcement, never sign up for members on your iPhone because
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it charges you just an extra amount of money that goes right to Apple. So if you're going to do it,
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do it on the desktop. And if you made the mistake, you can go back and like change it at the end of
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the month or whatever. Or you can do it and who cares about the extra three bucks? I don't know.
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I don't like, I don't like that. I don't like our members paying high prices. I don't like them
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being left alone over the 4th of July weekend with no episode. And I also don't like them paying
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high prices. So that's a good look. All right. We've been watching a lot of the World Cup games
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lately and obviously we're not huge soccer guys. Yeah. But it's actually been fun. Of course.
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comes once every four years right and yeah it's in america yeah it's in america and i watched the
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games last week and there were a couple games that came down to like the final seconds and
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there was a goal with like less than a minute left and went to penalty kicks but there is one
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note i have for the game get rid of offsides anybody can go anywhere and then if you sneak
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them you sneak them well every time it's a fun goal and they're like oh actually it was offsides
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isn't the whole point to sneak behind the defenders and get a breakaway goal like just
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get rid of offsides. I don't understand. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what the implications of that
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would be. I get, you know, what you're up to, but we have offsides in hockey too. And I think it'd
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be a lot more goals scored, a lot more fast breaks. It'd be like, it's 10 to one. It would
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be way better. I think they did offsides for a reason. So you're kind of like an immigrant who's
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like, why don't everyone get free houses? You know, you're kind of coming late. So maybe just
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let the soccer fans decide. Yeah. You guys tell me in the comments why offsides is so important.
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All right, let's get to the first story of the day, and it is one that affects maybe some of us. Can you give that a read?
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Mystery of explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak in the U.S. as experts try to figure out what's causing it.
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And it looks like it's hot in the Northeast and Texas.
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Okay, so that explains a lot. And then how many years does it say this explosive diarrhea parasite is supposed to last?
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I don't know, but I'm assuming you have a multiple year bad shitting record.
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but Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got married at Madison Square Garden over the weekend.
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And then outside, a cop gave some people pastries and they thought it was from her.
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It was pretty embarrassing for everyone involved.
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Well, if you're a loud gay ethnic, that's not really embarrassing.
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That's what you see on that drag race show and other shit like that.
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And then someone had a funny reply I wanted to tell you guys.
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Yeah, closest you're going to get to seeing how Dark Ages peasants acted.
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You really just put yourself, the queen, the queen touched me.
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And obviously that was like a big event, but crazy.
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And that seemed like late at night you're waiting around.
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Women and homosexuals loitering outside the venue.
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The desserts didn't even come from Taylor Swift.
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I think they've just, like, donated to people outside.
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We got Taylor Swift desserts from Pete's Coffee.
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You think they're eating that shit in there?
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Obviously, everyone probably who watches this show probably had a nice weekend.
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celebrating with their families uh but there was some july 4th urban decay uh we're gonna start
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with the philadelphia benjamin franklin look-alike contest winner yeah she's black and no facial hair
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kaya burgess wins ben franklin look-alike contest at independence hall in philadelphia and we have
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a video here we'll play look at ben franklin to the right of her
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And then I was looking around like, you sure any of these guys in the background didn't have it?
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The guy who awards her looks like Ben Franklin.
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Yeah, that guy probably gets paid to do it, does tours or something.
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But this is who won the Ben Franklin lookalike contest.
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And it's because we don't have a meritocracy in America anymore.
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We need to lower our standards for brown people so they can feel good.
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It's, it's irony voting, you know, it's, it's like for all the wrong reasons.
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And if you're going to get too harsh on this one thing, like you can look like the crazy
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person at the end, like what the fuck, this random organization that I didn't know about
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before today, but you start to see these hundreds and thousands of times over the last five
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That's how I see it. But yes, lowering the standards so brown people can feel good. DEI,
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we do it. Affirmative action, we do it. Hollywood casting, we do it. Prison reform,
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we did it. Ben Franklin lookalike contest and Obama. Check. Yeah. And that's the thing. It's
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like you call it a lookalike contest and you can go ahead and skip that. It's not a lookalike
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contest. It might be a what gets the biggest headline contest. It might be an irony contest
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but it's certainly not a Ben Franklin lookalike contest.
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Yeah, to the Philadelphia Sheriff's Office.
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You remember those fat black bitches dancing?
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I was going to say, look how they weakened this guy's bloodline
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He's kind of a medieval, like he looks after the horses, low IQ.
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Maybe there was nothing truly in his bloodline.
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I was going to say, maybe someone in his bloodline did something,
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and then they weakened it to the point where he's like a gay guy,
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And one thing I've been seeing a lot of people talk about in general,
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obviously this Fourth of July stolen land, hell, I ain't celebrating.
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My family was slaves back in 250 years ago.
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There's an interesting like metaphor almost where it's like, yeah, but you wouldn't go up to a guy on his birthday and say, hey, remember all that terrible shit you did?
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There's like a weird time and a place and it does trigger them.
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But like think about it in any sort of interpersonal situation.
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Like, hey, Mike, congratulations on the promotion.
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But remember when you got drunk and got that DUI?
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You know, like, it's just such a weird energy, like reactive and negative.
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You could just go have a normal weekend with your freak trans friends.
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It's like the demon inside them really doesn't like the 4th of July.
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And then Mamdami had a little bit of a press conference.
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Here he is talking about the 4th of July behind a desk.
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I too felt what you feel, the joy of no longer being just a New Yorker, but an American too.
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You each hold a special power, the power to determine what America means. The powerful
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have always known their answer. America, in their view, is an arena of supremacy,
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where only a select few are allowed freedom, where not all are created equal. America,
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if you ask them, becomes less the more people it welcomes. America, they will tell you,
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should be grateful for merely being allowed to visit.
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to all his minority props that he has around him.
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A George Washington desk of some kind, I think.
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He's got his little, you can see his little legs.
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His multiple hijabs, the fat black woman, all his pets who are aggrieved this 4th of July, right?
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And they're all collecting around him and explaining why they need our shit.
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A lot of those people are just, oh, they might not be welcomed as American.
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The help and the free stuff and the abuse of the taxpayer and all the migrant money,
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they have to ignore that because you can't be oppressed and also get paid to be here.
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That's a great point. And then that's the key difference. It goes, you know, heritage Americans don't like seeing people like us come to America, skip the line, get free stuff and do better off than like many Americans are.
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Yeah, of course. And you made a great point when we talked about this a couple of days ago. You called Mamdami a paperwork American.
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Yeah. And let's read this too. I'm going to make a point on that, but let's read Mehdi Hassan too, because there was a lot of controversy over this tone deaf, retarded Mamdani speech with his henchmen around him. And Mehdi Hassan, people were complaining about it. And Mehdi Hassan, another paperwork American, he said, I became a citizen just six years ago, and I'm happy to lecture and educate you on what it means to be an American and why your party is undermining American values.
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Another paperwork American, him and Mom Donnie.
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Like Mom Donnie got elected, not in a small part, by foreign-born voters who later became
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citizens and voted for him in New York for socialism and stuff.
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We covered it during how he was polling with foreign-born people and how many foreign-born
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people are in income or rent-controlled apartments in New York.
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And I see this as overplaying their hand for both of these guys.
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They're paperwork Americans with foreign voters, right?
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Like, Momdani, in general, that cheerful socialist that does attract the white voters,
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is a lot different than the shitting on America socialist brown person, right?
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So I feel like both these guys could have a very rude awakening if the wrong combination
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of things happens in the next 10 years for America.
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They're really sticking their necks out is what I, like, kind of how I view it.
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They'd be first ones out, denaturalized and, like, completely eliminated from America, right?
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It's like, as long as you don't have a counter movement, you're good.
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He was born in Ghana, you know, and then foreign people.
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You know what the margins were for him in Cuomo.
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It's like that foreign voting bloc made up a lot of ground.
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And with the Democrat socialists' recent primary wins, he's kind of, yeah, this is it.
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And we do rent control and socialism is a lot different than the four-minute speech shitting on America, right?
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This is one of his boroughs, and this is what it looks like.
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Yeah, it's just trash piles, old pallets, bags of shit,
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and then probably a mural of someone who got shot and killed there
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And it makes the third worlders feel at home.
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And then here are some other July 4th celebrations in New York.
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They celebrate in America's semi-quincentennial and shit.
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And then we saw some teen takeover chaos type events in Newport, California, especially.
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You know, the cops come grab one guy, two cops, and then here comes the horde.
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I thought these guys were afraid of the police.
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I would hate to be a cop dealing with this shit.
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The police were overwhelmed, so they brought in the cavalry.
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You know, third worlders really do run from horses.
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Yeah, that's still in their blood memories.
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And then there was some looting at a grocery store at the end of the night.
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You know what it is, but they ruined Newport Beach.
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Which is like maybe like a red area near L.A., like maybe the reddest area near L.A.
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And they were calling them teens and non-residents.
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So, you know, teen takeover, really, it's just young black people trying to do a shooting, going crazy.
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And then non-residents is the new slur that the media gave us.
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Patriot Front was on a subway in D.C. heading to do a rally.
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And then people were posting it like she was in some sort of danger or something.
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Like it was all like, can you believe this picture?
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see that part they called her the n-word and spit on her they were perfect gentlemen you'd assume
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the white nationalist didn't bother her at all and just kept moving let her sit in her seat no one
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gave her any problems but the picture so and then imagine a reuters person goes that's patriot front
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and then they puzzle on to get the same cab you know what i mean like all this world of like
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this wasn't random he was probably following around and then um he hustles up to get in the
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same cab as them to take the dramatic black woman picture it all goes to show you how much it's
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nothing and propaganda he he wanted on that car you know for a pulitzer winning photo or whatever
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the photo prizes are but then nothing happened of course and then we have a video here of what
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she was doing before everyone got on the subway she's kind of like tweaking out and pulling her
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pants down a little bit and then when the patriot front gets there same shirt same shirt freak it
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out and then now she's on her best behavior which actually lends credence to the fact that like
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they just do what they can get away with they're not really schizophrenic they kind of know when
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they're outnumbered yeah and they know when when it's a woman with her baby that they can freak
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out in front of and cause stress that goes with the intimidation stuff that we've been talking
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about how they like it you know yeah like that white girl like hey boot up this white girl
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didn't give her a number they like that intimidation so she was able to control herself
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once it was all militant white man on the train interesting how that works she was cured and then
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we have some of her criminal history just for fun uh indecent exposure there's the dumb stupid mug
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shot from mug shot zone so yeah not like they count on it being like wow she was just going to
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work and she works two jobs to feed her three kids it's like nah she's showing her ass jumping
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around and then the white people didn't do anything yeah and then she's on her best behavior
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when men show up and everyone was making it like,
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oh, this girl, she's on a train full of white supremacists.
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4,800 black women were killed by black men in the U.S.
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And then zero black women were killed by white supremacists.
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Well, they must be hiding their bodies somewhere
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because it's got to be in the thousands, right?
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All the missing black women, that's probably where they went.
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from uh south carolina hilton head uh there was a shooting and we have the four urban youths that
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were arrested yeah there was a july beach shooting seven wounded we got jaden hawes we got quasir
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davis marcello royal and christopher capers capers has a last name like he's a little thief caper
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um yeah you know my main point of all of this is like newport beach hilton head island you guys
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know what Hilton Head Island is? They're nice. They're plaguing the nice areas. And you could
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do all this dumb shooting and lighting off fireworks and then spinning the cars around.
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You can do that on MLK. You don't need to go to iconic Hilton Head, South Carolina or Newport
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Beach. Well, we wanted to watch the sunset too. It's like, you could do it fucking anywhere. So
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again, I think that's a bit of like asserting ourselves. We can mob up. We can ruin this nice
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area right that's that's how i see it too and i think that's gonna be maybe the theme of the
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summer is gonna be events like this in places you wouldn't expect newport beach nice areas of south
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carolina uh here we have a woman cop in south carolina trying to break up a fight and look
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what happens to her and it's got copyright music on it but they're thrashing her swinging girls
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he gets on the George Floyd of the original aggressor.
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the mob. Why would they send her into this
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That's pretty much it. And it's like, hey, there's
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That's what I don't get. And that's why I think
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They'll be taking bribes, and they'll be checking the DMV
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Yeah, that's a good point. You know how it is when you open up
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A black paired with a white officer, maybe that would work.
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And then you see some Urban Decay and you go, Tyrone, I got your back.
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And then our last clip from July 4th, Urban Decay,
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is this Milwaukee cop that has a firework blown up in their face.
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Bro, they popped a firework, blew up the car, and the officer,
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He looked maybe like a woman, but the forearm tat is not very ladylike.
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It's not, there's not a lot of white guys who blow up their hand.
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This is something we've been covering for the last few months, just like Illinois'
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general decline under J.D. Pritzker's leadership.
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We're watching a couple of states for the death spiral, basically.
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We're on Death Spiral Watch, and Washington and Illinois have been two of our main focuses.
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Yeah, Illinois ranks 49th in population growth from 2015 to 2025.
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Illinois, with all Joe Biden's migrants, is down.
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So, it's plus migrants minus normal Chicago people.
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So, that minus 1.9%, I'm sure, is probably minus like 3% at least.
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Indiana Jones swap with people who don't speak English and are immediately receiving welfare.
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Super sad. And then a lot of businesses are leaving too, not just people.
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Yeah. And people you can survive, but the businesses really light the death spiral on fire.
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This guy says, this problem is being swept under the rug by Pritzker. We are losing about four
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companies per week to other states. Businesses leaving Illinois have rapidly accelerated.
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And you can see on the chart, like post-2020, it's actually hitting like all-time high departures.
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And these are all kinds of businesses, manufacturers, accounting, you know, white collar, blue collar, it's everything.
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And if you can leave, the thing is, well, here, let's go into our next example here.
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After more than six decades anchoring the small town of Moments, Illinois, the Johnsonville food plant is shutting down immediately, throwing 274 hardworking families out of their jobs with zero warning.
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The CEO delivered the devastating news in a surprise meeting while the mayor got just 15 minutes notice.
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Operations are moving to Wisconsin and Kansas, where the business climate actually makes sense.
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and massive pension debt just claimed another victim.
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And Johnsonville's Johnsonville brats, right?
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I don't know how many plumbers are in this new market.
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And it's nothing like a state government forcing you to shop around.
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They don't have a fat fuck governor constantly mouthing off and making promises to the dregs of society about how much more guaranteed money they're going to get?
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His fucking hot, smoking hot, 6'3 transistor.
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And, you know, something I was telling you right before we started the show is,
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remember back in the day, they used to accuse right-wingers and nationalists of dog whistles,
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right? It was, that's a dog whistle, that's a dog whistle. And now we're past it and we're
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kind of just saying it. We don't even dog whistle anymore. We're just kind of like, sheesh,
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too many blacks. But that whole dog whistle thing, it was always, there was always a kernel
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of truth to it, right? And the same way that progressives are now messaging themselves and
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marketing themselves to the more socialist, the more progressive, farther left people,
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the business owners in the state of Illinois or the state of Seattle or the state of Washington,
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they're listening to those dog whistles too, you know? And everyone's going to have,
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everyone deserves a house. And it's like, well, my tax is already nine and a half percent.
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The business owners, the productive members of society are also hearing the dog whistles.
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So like you can say, hey, we're going to get more progressive.
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And then other businesses here, higher taxes, a deficit, a pension fund that's exploding.
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And then you're the real estate guy like, uh, fuck. And, and yeah, the, you, you're already
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seeing it in New York. And honestly, there is a bit of a first one out thing. Like if somebody,
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if mom, Donnie was pulling at whatever on the gambling sites where it's like, dude,
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it looks like he's going to win this or the day he gets elected. If you're kind of the first one
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out, somebody else take the risk. I think we might see that as more progressives get elected
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elsewhere on the coast and yeah, the first few out get the shoots and then, uh, everybody else
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gets 10 cents on the dollar for prime, formerly prime real estate, generational assets, you know,
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crazy. A generational asset gets a handicapped because a foreign born guy from Ghana
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wants to help his immigrant friends. That's what happens. Dark, dark. And our last piece
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of our Illinois section is about one of the high schools in Chicago. That is kind of crazy
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The government school system has become more of a jobs program for adults
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I don't recommend it, but you can tell me differently.
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Yeah, and then he does go on to say, and their proficiency is basically zero.
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All right, well, that's the end of our Illinois section.
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Mitch McConnell apparently had a medical problem a few days ago, and then his wife went to China.
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Yeah, Mitch McConnell's wife reportedly traveled to China just three days after he received CPR following an apparent heart attack.
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And do you have an update on Mitch's condition?
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Apparently people are saying he's brain dead and done.
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Rumors are swirling of limited to no brain activity.
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And these people are just fucking dying in office.
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They can't go, all right, I'll give up the reins.
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They have to become brain dead or have somebody vote for her.
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They should bring brain dead Mitch McConnell on the floor and still let him do it.
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If someone can puppet him around, he's still got to vote.
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And his Chinese wife went back to China right after.
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Which could explain why we never got anything done like the SAVE Act.
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Remember John McCain didn't vote to get rid of Obamacare as like one of the last things he did.
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People on death's door doing a thing to hurt America.
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And that's kind of what we're dealing with here with the Senate.
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Like we can't pass the SAVE Act, even though everyone wants it.
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And it kind of reminds me of Trump's first term.
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Remember, we couldn't find $5 billion for the border wall.
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It was like an anti-Trump power struggle from the beginning.
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And they made it seem like, oh, we don't have $5 billion extra.
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And we did trillions for the forever wars, billions and billions to Ukraine and to Israel and to all the fraudulent welfare programs.
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But we couldn't find $5 billion for the border wall.
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It would be like maybe one of the most consequential bills ever to pass.
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But Mitch McConnell's Chinese spy wife says, no, black people don't have an ID, Mitch.
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We actually have a graph here of how much money each state gives to Israel.
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I think this is our federal tax dollars, but they're coming from each state.
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Every state's giving away something, but we do have how much money Israel gives to us, to be fair.
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And then we get dragged on for like way longer than it should be, right?
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And then when we're like, yo, can we stop doing this war?
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And if you're against us and it's all, we're all alone, just like World War II when no
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And then Netanyahu was on Fox over the weekend.
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And it sounds like he wants us to fight a war with Turkey.
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The other thing I'd like to say, because we're on the verge of the president's going to Turkey.
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Look, Turkey is a great country, but it's governed by a man who calls openly for the annihilation of Israel.
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He's threatening Greece and other NATO countries.
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And he talks openly about conquering Jerusalem.
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His foreign minister, his number two, said that the Jewish state hasn't a place among humanity.
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His interior minister, he said he looks forward to be the governor of Jerusalem.
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So we got to attack Turkey because they're trying to kill us.
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They're going to make a nuclear bomb soon.
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They chant death to Israel, and then it'll be they chant death to America.
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They might have had some weird material to make a nuke.
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Yeah, so I think, speaking of nukes, I think Israel is going to nuke someone in the next 18 months.
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If they jail Rabbi Shmuley for speaking out against anti-Semitism, all American Jews are under threat.
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Donate to Rabbi Shmuley's defense fund at some link.
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Wasn't he like a lawyer to the stars and like elderly?
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And he has like all fake social media following, I think,
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because he'll have these crowd funders or fundraisers,
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And he's got like a million followers or something.
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Africa is mad that we're not giving them as much free USAID money.
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Yeah, relationship between Africa and the rest of the globe.
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And it's a white man with his hand in his pocket, all that gold and oil and diamonds that they can't get out of the ground.
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And this, we're getting these pieces from a conversation that kind of happened where people were making accusations against Elon and Doge about how many lives they've ruined by cutting off funding.
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and it was like paying for someone's HIV medicine,
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to like go back and forth between something.
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And it's like, holy shit, these are your best cases.
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You're just going to let it get out of control.
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You're going to forget stupid patients, right?
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because the U.S. won't give them free AIDS treatments.
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Africans receive billions of dollars of assistance yearly
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and can't fiscally make it work without Western aid.
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Yeah, and they get billions of dollars every year,
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when I'm assessing the mental model of like a leftist person,
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You start to realize like with all of this, like U.S. and colonialism in Africa or British colonialism in Africa or French, obviously there was a time and obviously there were some things that we took, but it's not like you were going to do anything with it.
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You got no tools, excavators, anything like that.
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But there's like with racism in America or any sort of topics like this, the mind of a leftist is like 40 years behind.
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They don't catch up with, yeah, but we've been endlessly dumping aid to Africa since like 1990, you know?
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They just hang on to that old mental model where they're still the victims, right?
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And they see the pictures of like the kids with the flies on them, which then never changes.
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And then they go, ah, this is who you're killing this person.
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And they're trying to, exactly like you said, trying to blame Elon and Doge and the billionaires should solve all the problems.
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So I found this tweet I thought was interesting.
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Instead of saving millions of African children, Obama chose a $45 million real estate portfolio instead.
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You could have kept a non-verbal African with HIV alive for four more years, Obama.
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Yeah, you could have created a school where they all go and then-
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You were this close, Obama, but you chose real estate again.
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We have an interesting spread of migrant stuff here.
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But first, there was a worksite fight with some illegals.
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The roofers, and they're fighting on the roof, and he threw them off the roof.
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I didn't realize they fight each other like this.
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I'd never seen them really, like, looking for a fight.
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And honestly, before commenting on this, I got to know the reason.
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Because sometimes, you know, this is men being men.
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I'm not really against this, but if you're illegal, you obviously have to go.
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If you don't speak an English, you have to go.
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But, you know, sometimes it gets hot when you're roofing and you got to beat some people up.
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And I think this is maybe shows the immigration class.
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Remember the 90s illegals would like keep their head down
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These look like guys from like Honduras or Venezuela.
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The new age ones that just come in and they're down to fight.
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Yeah, so until I hear exactly what that was about,
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But you do have to leave if you're not a citizen.
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All right, next we have Jacob Frey watching the World Cup game.
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Yeah, I didn't recognize him without his Somali props,
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without his Somali henchmen all around him.
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He usually talks that other jibber-jabber language.
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Or he's usually kneeling in front of George Floyd's casket, crying, golden casket, remember?
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Those are the only two, with black people or Somalis.
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It's weird seeing him with, like, white people and chanting USA.
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A Haitian illegal killed a state trooper, and this is the guy.
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33-year-old Michael Bond in Schuylkill County yesterday.
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Video shows officers wheeling him out of the state police barracks in the borough of Frackville.
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Authorities say Bond crashed a tractor trailer he was driving into Trooper Michael Pajara yesterday morning in Cass Township.
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Pajara was inspecting a different tractor trailer along I-81 at the time.
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So he was driving a truck and he crashed into the state trooper.
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And then obviously he's a Haitian, which everyone's fighting so hard to keep, all the Democrats are.
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And the Haitian is an illegal alien who first flew into the U.S. in 2024 via Biden admin's CHNV migrant flights mass parole program.
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So this was one of the guys we flew in to kill a state trooper, kill a productive member of society.
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So, yeah, he was flown into Fort Lauderdale Airport.
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we meet an NGO or a lawyer or somebody did it all for him
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Yeah. So, I mean, you guys, again, this kind of theme, whose fault is this? Whose fault is this? That was 2024. We revoked their temporary protective status just recently. Obviously, you can't go out and collect them a week later, but at a certain point, it is our fault for not getting these people out quick enough, right?
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I'm going to, I don't mean to be a, you know, Debbie Downer, but it is, it's, the percents
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It was a hundred percent Biden's fault and one percent our fault at the beginning of
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Let's jump to the other trucker story and then we'll come back to the Indian shitter.
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Sebastian Stone was killed by a truck driver, Kuljeet Kang.
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According to the allegations, Kang was using his phone when he struck stone.
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He did not stop, render aid, or report the crash.
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So that's the upstanding citizen who just wants to work hard and be here.
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And we might have a video of him doing his driving school promotion after he gets his CDL.
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And this was from Palatine, Illinois, very close to my hometown.
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foreign gibberish what the fuck is he is that speaking english no i don't think so he said cdl
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though he's switching between license and acronyms or a different language and acronyms
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cdl license is the only thing in english but yeah so that's him so these people are killing
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are people, but there are some good ones that come. And obviously there's a difference. Like
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when a person comes from a place like India, but they work a job, they're probably normal
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first world level people, right? Definitely. They work at IBM and shit. So you must Apple,
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you must have some standards. And we have an example of that here. This man was caught
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shitting. Yeah. This man was a pants down shitting and someone made a Facebook post about it.
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and more in his pocket and he showed no concern about the number of people witnessing what was
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happening to those who observed the incident it appeared to be a deliberate act rather than an
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emergency afterward he stood up briefly exposing himself and left feces on the ground they don't
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pick it up uh this is completely unacceptable for obvious public health sanitation and public
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decency reasons a police report has been filed with the cedar park police department i'm sharing
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this to make our neighbors aware of what occurred blah blah blah there you go and the guy's wearing
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a polo glasses pants prescription glasses a gold bracelet like all the little tells that you've
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ascended to the first world but he's bringing the shitting napkins out to the public roadway and
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dumping on the uh the what retaining wall or whatever it is i'll be right back i'm going to
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the bathroom walk outside oh that's bad i mean yeah and that's that's the main point is like
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he's got all the trimmings of someone who you think oh he's getting along normally in this
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world right he shouldn't understand i'm sure someone's explained to him that you don't shit
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in public right at the stoplight where the minivan with the soccer mom all her kids are looking out
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the window he's a vp yeah at the firm all right our last story is just a quick headline and it's
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a sad one. A father was killed. Yeah, this is an update to a story we didn't really cover,
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but the migrant who attacked and killed Swedish father Christian Zedig in a football fan zone
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had multiple previous criminal charges, including rape in 2013, attempted murder in 2017, and
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assault in April 2026. Why wasn't he stopped? And then you see this Swedish man with his beautiful
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family, two young kids, and then you see just a repeat offender idiot. You can barely see in the
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picture it's just what it is guys that's who needs to be in the west i guess so all right well we're
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moving on to the final page of housekeeping where i can say whatever i want use opportunity to go
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members only group chat. Marcus Grine sent us this and look at the cord from the bonus land
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episode. It connects with his real life wall. Wow. That's a wink. Isn't that cool? Wink from
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the simulation. Yeah. And then someone also sent us a picture from the future. This is in 2028,
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they said holy shit richard fat boy and fleck has got shredded fleck has finally cut the weight
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here i am congratulations and can i be honest a little bit yeah sometimes you have a bad weekend
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have a few drinks on friday you go to the baseball game eat the whole pizza then saturday you wake
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up and you go well i already ruined my weekend why don't i eat again you kind of run it back
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with a different maybe chinese food this time this is what it feels like to film on mondays
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some days. When you have a bad week, you're like, I have to get on camera. I gained eight pounds or
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10 pounds at a weekend. This is what it's like, guys. That's what it's like. That's from the
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future. So start placing your bets. Are you making any changes? Have you done anything?
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Well, I think I'm good if I turn out like that. All right. So no changes. As long as I turn out
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like that, I'm fine. I'll just keep this going. Excellent. All right. Next, we have a little
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piece of advice to have uh better days and better brain yeah it says brush your teeth with your
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non-dominant hand it's uh stimulates neuroplasticity and creates new neural connections
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and boosts your cognitive flexibility you also have some bloody gums i think with your
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uncordinated left hand and i don't care i'll put anything on camera but um yeah i guess if you
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want to be a, if you want your brushing your teeth to be 20% less efficient and your gums to bleed
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20% more, but you create new neural pathways, go ahead. And if you feel like you're stuck or you're
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doing the same thing you've been doing and you can't get out of the rut, it could be good to
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maybe start your day doing that because then your brain's doing something different and then doing
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something different can help get you out of the rut if you do it early in the day. Sure. Maybe.
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Imagine if your ears were covered by hair the whole time.
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I'm kind of losing track of what I even look like based on what Doppel's people send me.
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You saw the photo of what you look like in the future.
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They show you the future and you can save it, right?
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Everyone who was wearing blazers, they would carry the blazer over their shoulder.
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And you carry it around and you have it over your back.
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It had its run and then people started being little pussies about it.
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It was real 90s shit carrying the blazer on your shoulder like that.
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Next, we showed you guys last episode, if you were a member and you watched it,
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that clip of the Asian people stealing all the crabs, poaching.
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And we were talking about how Asian people will eat anything and they go crazy
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The last clip of the final page of housekeeping, in my opinion, is clip of the year so far.
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I don't remember, but basically you ask them and if they go in, it's yes.
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So the guy is mispronouncing Constantinople and asking the rods if that's the correct pronunciation.
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You know, certain things just resonate with people.
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You know, you're asking like this made up shit.
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If this is how you pronounce the word wrong and you pronounced it wrong.
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And this is one of those things where you see a one-off clip and it's pretty funny.
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But then when you get two clips that are funny, you can create a section.
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I've been coming to store food for a few years now and I absolutely love it
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And then she'll go viral and then she'll start,
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like she'll create a class on how to go viral.
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There's a girl on Instagram who does that.
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and then she's doing a course on how to go viral.
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Have a brutal lisp that every single comment is about the brutal lisp.
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And like now they're doing courses and it's like the only reason you're going viral is
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because people are like sending your stuff to make fun of you.
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Our next funny name and our bad name section is this one.
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And that's probably the only instance where she's ever said, I'm Marie Todd.
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That's the only situation where you would say, I comma Marie Tard is when you're getting
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So all you had to do was avoid public service and you would never say the sentence.
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that's boy better than negar negar she's she's really over enunciating it that one was good
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though that one was good all right let's get to our next segment we have a little bit of an ableism
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section here and we have one character with multiple clips and here's her take on july 4th
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what fucking sort of capitalist colonial garbage is this shit i've never supported well before
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masks or warn them and i never will using the genocidal quote-unquote fourth of july quote-unquote
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independence day to sell masks is aligning yourself with fascism and colonial violence
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especially as fascists i'm trying to literally unalive disabled immigrant folks and trying to
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bring back institution for disabled folks it shows where you fucking stand and we should be
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extremely against anything that's upholding this sort of colonial garbage.
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You see how many issues she tied together?
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You got to keep track of multiple storylines, weave them in and out.
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It's hard being this manic and basically retarded, right?
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And then you go to the grocery store and you say,
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oh, I saw you buying some hot dogs and an Uncle Sam pool float.
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People who are selling masks in July of 2026, you're a fascist.
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And then also, I can't help but notice, like, looking at the mask that this crazed individual is wearing is a 3M mask.
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I bet she goes like this, looks the other way, because you can find some shit that 3M has probably done.
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So she probably doesn't look just so she can keep running the mask.
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It's like, oh, they used to make masks for the laborers so they wouldn't die so they could keep them working for free.
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I'm sure there's some tough history that would not jive with her.
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And then we have another one about super spreader pride events.
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Yeah, this one might be more buzzwords and issue sure than the first one.
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Super spreader pride events have been so problematic.
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Queer joy under disabled death is eugenics.
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queer joy with disabled exclusion is ableist we need to think about centering multiply
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disabled folks in all access and planning so a year ago i reached out to a couple pride
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organizers discussing the importance of n95 mask of airway mitigations about how to have
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accessible inclusive events specifically for multiply disabled folks making sure that we
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could just shut it off. We get it. Everything. She runs every issue together. But even the pride
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people weren't woke enough because she was telling them about you doing the N95 mask,
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making sure the disabled people can get there. And they kind of just like blew her off.
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Yeah. And what's interesting to me is, um, you know, some people have their, like,
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that's the moment I woke up when they fired me for not getting the COVID jab, or that's when I
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woke up when I saw they were letting the George Floyd protesters keep going. Like there are some
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landmark moments that you point to on when you got red pilled or something like that.
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Or in 2016, I saw what they were doing, the media to Trump, all these things. And people really do
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get one-shotted by like COVID. The path of this woman's life forever changed because of what
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happened in 2020. It's so crazy to me. That's a great point. Right? Like, it's not like she would
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have been doing much with value, maybe babysitting a few kids or, you know, something like that,
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working for a nonprofit or something, but, or a coffee shop. Yeah. But now her disability and
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her being sick gives her like the ultimate thing to do because the world card play. Yeah. It's a
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card to play because the world isn't built for people who are disabled to get around as easy
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as everyone else. And then, or no, you know, wearing a mask, same thing. So now she has
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something to do and something to fight. And what does she do? She thinks about it all day. So she's
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constantly circling this issue and then I don't know man she keeps finding problems oh you're
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not doing this right oh this is uh not good for disabled folks and it's just like now you're busy
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I feel genuinely sad for someone like this do you want to play the puppet show or no yeah let's play
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the puppet show happy disability pride month y'all this is Esme the mad mass mixma with mass puppetry
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and Leisha we're so excited to go over some disability pride stemming joy disabled joy
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Do you think she just put a Muppet in a wheelchair or do you think it came together?
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But like we said, her identity is her disability.
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And the problems that she's trying to solve is no one taking her disability seriously.
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And then she's a victim and then the world doesn't accommodate her disabilities, which is a direct attack on her identity.
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And if something happened, like say you got sick or say you got like Lyme disease, it
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You become like a testimonial page about it, trying to help others.
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And then the goal is to get rid of whatever the problem is, but they don't have that.
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And then it's like their number one thing they have going for them is that I'm multiple disabled.
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Well, and instead of teaching, like if someone got Lyme disease and like explain their journey, here's me at the bottom.
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And then this is all policing and shaming.
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And these trans queer people weren't woke enough.
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Like, no matter what, the personality type is going to shine through.
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And if you're a miserable bitch, you're just going to be a miserable ass bitch, you know?
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All right, let's get into our next little segment here in Cringe.
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We have two clips about Native American history.
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This first guy talks about Native American genders.
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So within Native societies, at least the one that I was raised with, with my own people, we have seven genders of medicine.
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First one would be the women because they were made first, shortly followed by the men, which is our second.
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and then the seventh one that we have which is arguably the most
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sacred out of all of them would be our two spirit
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he matched it up to the modern day, what everyone's doing. It's like, oh yeah, we had two spirit
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people. It was probably like a schizophrenic, like who was on the outskirts of the tribe,
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like back 500 years ago. That's why you chopping your cock off in 2018 was not a bad idea.
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This comes from thousands of years of Native American history that lines up with it.
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That's totally normal. Yeah. And then the way I see this too,
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this is what allyship looks like. You signal, you're a small minority group and you signal
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who the real Native Americans actually were.
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all of that is a lie. We never came from nowhere. We were already here, right here on this land,
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okay? Everybody else came from everywhere else to America. The same way in 2026, you got foreigners
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fighting to come to America. That's the exact same way in 1776. And even beyond that, the foreigners
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were fighting to come to america okay now they'll teach you this in school but they teach it to you
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in a way to where you don't understand what's happening so in school they told us about and
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she understands what's happening yeah so she's gonna tell us now yeah so she basically says
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that black people were here before native americans which is interesting i haven't really
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thought of that yeah me neither never once crossed my mind at all ever and we have to
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update um our we wasary bingo cards because we know that we was the real pyramid builders
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we was the real jews we was the real vikings we was babe ruth we was abe lincoln and now we was
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native americans and shit so add that to the bingo card yeah we was native americans bingo
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bingo i hit bingo three months ago yeah i don't know and so that's it like everybody tries to
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co-opt each other's thing and nobody's really honest with themselves yeah and the intersectionality
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it really gives people the ability to borrow.
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Oh, that comes from Native Americans, which is good.
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And then, oh, the Native Americans were actually black people.
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So, you know, and then black people are actually Jews.
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Yeah, imagine that black woman going up to the guy
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Eventually it crumbles because of the competing interests,
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much like the mask woman who was shaming the other,
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otherwise allies for not doing the appropriate mask stuff.
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They all do. All right. Our last clip of Cringe of the Week, some history of tipping I did not know.
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That she does not know. The reason tipping even came about is because during slavery, right after slavery, a lot of institutions and a lot of businesses did not want to hire black employees.
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So the only places that would hire us was restaurants, hotels, right? And places like these that required tipping. Why?
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because they did not the employers didn't wanted to take responsibility off of themselves to pay
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you as a black person because they still view you as a slave so what did they say we're gonna leave
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your payment your paycheck you being able to feed your family we're gonna leave that on the customers
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let the customers decide if you were good enough to them let the customers decide if you're gonna
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be able to feed your family that is the origination of tip so tipping there you go so that's why they
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don't tip it's because of 1800s economics yeah and you guys know if if you guys know anybody who
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ever worked as a waiter they'll tell you who doesn't tip what demographics and i guess it's
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out of principle the historian yeah because there's a bad taste in my mouth from what it used
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to be which we don't even know we're not even checking yeah i mean just pair it with the we
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were native americans woman and you can ballpark what the historical accuracy is but they still
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want tips yes there's no i'm not working a tip job or i'm not taking your tip because this is
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actually about slavery yeah and there's something weird that happens when like everybody's living
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under the same system and it's like okay it's like so so if even let's pretend everything she
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said was true we're all doing it now latinos whites blacks everybody does it now so should
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we end it or change it or something i don't know like there's no real answer to that everyone else
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just adapts but then the black people i got a bad taste in my mouth is the energy and it's funny
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because like they're kind of giving an excuse for why black people don't tip yeah and then like
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99.999 percent of black people are not thinking about this at all yes and and you know like
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america or just employment laws like we had to fight for the nine to five unionize like horrific
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shit happening in the meat packing plants in like Upton Sinclair's,
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When they first came over company towns where you'd be in debt by your next
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Like there were so many horrible predatory employment practices that like we
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just all made it past and there's no, there's no need to dwell.
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And there's no bitter taste in my mouth because I work in an air conditioned
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You're probably getting paid by some NGO for being on that podcast.
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You're probably an administrator in a high school with bad math proficiency.
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But again, that dwelling on the past, that dwelling on the past injustices, that gives you the capital.
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That gives you the moral currency to move about society in a way.
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Our first story of Urban Decay, a baby pulls a gun on a cop.
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A dropping story out of St. Paul, where police say a toddler pulled a weapon on an officer during a traffic stop.
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This happened on Monday when police pulled over 37-year-old Kenneth Terry for not wearing a seatbelt.
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When they were taking him into custody, another officer says one of the three children in the backseat,
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all under the age of three, pulled a gun from a diaper bag and had it turned toward them.
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The child was coaxed to put the weapon down, and fortunately no one was hurt.
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Terry now faces a charge of child endangerment.
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And that's what happens when dad does stick around to raise the kids.
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And we're getting sentences I didn't even know were possible, like Mad Libs type stuff.
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Three-year-old pulls gun from diaper bag on cop.
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And that might be one of the worst ones we've heard.
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We saw the baby in the diaper saying, fuck you to the police a few years ago.
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But pulling a gun from the diaper bag, and luckily the cops were able to-
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And the subtext of this, they pulled over a guy for not wearing a seatbelt, which some progressive states and cities, I think we covered it on the show, have done away with.
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I can't remember the city, but I know we covered it.
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where they were getting rid of like predicate stops
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and a toddler had an access to the gun in the back seat.
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got your foot in the door for much bigger problems
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All right, next story is very sad from New York City.
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no money to pay for it obviously you sue this woman in court you couldn't claw back a dime
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hard to watch that's heartbreaking she's frantic too that's a full paint job he's gonna need i
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know and you just got your car painted you know that's not easy work i would suck that would suck
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i would george floyd this woman i would put my knee on her back and then insurance probably i
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don't know is they are they gonna cover your paint job probably not they kind of have to right that's
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what it's all for is that how it works i guess someone and especially if i saw this video and i
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saw the person i'd say yeah i was a victim of uh what do they call it god circumstances act of god
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act of god it's just i've parked in manhattan it was an act of god there was a black woman who
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could not be jailed i could use maybe a that black woman to mess up one of my cars if insurance is
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going to cover. A little light fraud? You want to
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you notice how everyone is down yeah it's like not one person like guys guys stop well you know
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no no not again whoa one guy leaves which is you know they don't try to convince everyone else to
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stop though but one guy leaves you can see that guy's underwear because his shorts are so low
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but on videos like this i like to watch this video like eight times and i follow a new character
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every time. And I see exactly their thought process and what they were up to. You should
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try that next time, guys. We're not going to play it eight times, but you get to, it's like a
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different kind of storytelling. Instead of seeing it all as one horde, you get to see five, six,
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maybe seven individual journeys. Yeah. This guy was focused on doors. Yeah. He was the doorman.
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He was the entry guy. One guy was the counterman. The woman at first, the employee actually made a
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kick for her face. Did you see that? Yeah. Where look, they open the door. She's on the ground
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and employee goes for a face kick. Yeah. So that was maybe the only person who was justified to
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jumping on the counter. But even then you really have to just take your L because they all have
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different motivations, but they're all swinging. Yeah. They're all together. And there's a beauty
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in that. Yeah. That's camaraderie. All right. Next, there was an H-E-B glitch. H-E-B is like
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a grocery store and there was a glitch where apparently people were getting free groceries
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if they ordered online and it only worked i think for a couple people so did y'all know that heb had
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a glitch yesterday and people were getting free groceries delivered like i saw everybody talking
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about it on instagram so i hit up this guy that i used to um go to school was like okay what's
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going on with heb why is everybody talking about heb he was like man everybody got free groceries
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he was telling me how he got over like 1300 worth of groceries i want his friend got 4 000 worth
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the groceries like okay that is insane like what are y'all gonna do if y'all have to pay that money
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back which i'm sure some people had to do yeah of course because there's not really a glitch you
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kind of owe the money and you have an account for the most part unless you're stealing someone's
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identity and here's the result of one of those uh one of the glitches some hood type apartment
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that's fully packed to the brim and they use the song where all my scamming and words where y'all
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that and so they're they're filming their haul and look at the tons of waters too heavy stuff
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all non-perishables hopefully a whole house full of stuff and that's like probably four thousand
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dollars worth of groceries right there and heb if you guys don't know it's i think a mostly texas
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grocery chain uh so this was a regional glitch it wasn't for you know the word didn't travel to new
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York and Atlanta, all the Miami, the scammer cities. So the people who seized it, like all
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glitches, the chase money glitch, the cash app glitch, all these that we've documented over the
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course of the show, obviously you need word of mouth and you need to search how are they doing
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it. It's not showing up in my account. And so when I went to TikTok to do more research on this,
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I typed in H-E-B-G-L-I, and it auto-filled, the first time I went in and did this, it auto-filled G-L-I-C-H, glitch spelled wrong.
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So those are the type of people who are searching, people who can't spell glitch.
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And then I don't even know the circumstances of it.
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It must have been some app thing, or if you do X, Y, Z, then you get it.
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But word of mouth spreads fast for these glitches.
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And imagine some sort of dev or, like, app developer or somebody on Fourth of July weekend got called in because he got hit for $4,000.
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You're, like, coming into the office and, like, patching something.
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And so eventually when they did patch it, this is what an HEB looked like.
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So eventually the leakage was stopped, but I'm going to follow up on this
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and see what happened to the people who used their real identity to get this
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because I got a feeling your bank balance going negative 3,000.
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But yeah, the glitch, they're piranhas waiting for something to fall into the water.
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They don't care what the consequences are because they might get away with it.
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All right, well, don't get too down or too depressed.
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We're moving on to uplifting gold, and we have uplifting stuff today.
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If someone is an absolute stereotype of their area,
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That is autochthonous, and that is the word of the day.
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See, I like stuff like this because it's the opposite of migrants.
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Highbrow, you know what words are, you know sophisticated words, you take pride in it.
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Yeah, migrants is like food, house, job, food, house, job.
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And this guy's telling you, you know, something to elevate you.
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I don't think that's the type of word that catches fire and gets back into the zeitgeist.
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Just on pure T-H and C, you know, C and T-H together, not great.
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And then we have another example when it comes to words.
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And this one is a girl showing us how if you change the emphasis on certain words, it means different things.
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That makes our language seem a little more complicated than it is.
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And you can know I didn't say she stole my money.
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But if there's 10 ways to say it, that means 10 different stuff, I'll just speak American.
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It's not like important or anything, but it shows you how flexible it is.
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you learn american okay all right uh next good news from desantis he made uh antifa and the
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muslim brotherhood and the council of american islamica relations a terrorist organization in
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florida but the law takes effect uh on july 1st today and so we are not going to waste any time
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we're going to move forward and we're going to make sure that we're very robust in doing this
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and so based on the recommendations of florida's domestic security professionals and the authority
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the newly established authority in law, my office and the cabinet are poised to officially designate the first slew of terrorist organizations under the new law.
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And he might just say, oh, I'm staying out of this one.
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All of his donors are like gambling companies and billionaires from outside of the state.
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This kid had a nice train experience on July 4th.
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And I can completely and utterly respect the ingenuity of the American people to create something that is so majestic.
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A piece of history has rolled into South Philadelphia.
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The legendary Big Boy steam engine locomotive, one of the largest and most powerful ever built,
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is making a special stop here in the Navy Yard.
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I think it's the largest steam articulated locomotive or something.
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I don't know the exact combination of words, but it's huge and it's impressive.
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I'm sure we have some train autists in the show, Watchers.
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South Philly, a little different than probably what's going on in West Philly.
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People are gathered around for the train, the autistic people for the train.
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You go to West Philly, you get shot for nothing.
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All right, our last clip of the show is our Pure Americana clip of the week.
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This German guy was visiting the U.S. for the World Cup and listened to what happened to him.
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Sebastian Krause never imagined his trip to America would be so emotional.
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I fall in love with this country and this was so emotional.
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It's a huge departure from what he was expecting
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before traveling to follow the German soccer team in its World Cup run.
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To be honest, I was a bit scared or had a fear to travel to the United States.
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News about shootings and criminals and that the country is not safe.
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Bob takes us home. It's great. America is great.
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Sebastian met a group of strangers who offered him a ride to his hotel.
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That's Bob Sirius and his family, New Englanders who showed a group of Germans that Boston is warmer than some might believe.
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Listen to me. I watched the video by myself maybe 40 times. I had tears in my eyes.
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Sebastian was more upset about the prospect of leaving America than Germany being eliminated from the tournament.
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Yeah. And you know what? Whenever there's a ton of stories, America is much different than what I thought.
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all these World Cup people, all the European World Cup travelers,
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and they're really just talking about nice white people in America.
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It's not like, and the black people, they were so nice.
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There's definitely still real pockets of America,
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I want to start off with this one from Twitter from at MC Reynolds at war.
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Him and his wife had a baby and they still caught the episode last week.
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Him and his fiance love watching the show together.
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We have a happy birthday to Kylie from Us and Benny.
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And her and Benny's fourth wedding anniversary is July 7th, which is great.
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And they've been watching since the Spoon Days.
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And they even did their own version of Trump's Not That Bad in Australia.
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Happy birthday to Tim, who turns 22 on July 6th.
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He got Arthur and his cousins hooked on the show.
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And they've been watching during work for the last two years,
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Thank you for spreading the link to the group chat, Tim.
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We have a happy birthday to Garrett Huckle on July 6th from us and Ashland.
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They've been watching on separate devices for years,
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We have a happy birthday to Victor L. on July 9th from us and your girlfriend,
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All right, we have happy birthday to Danielle on July 5th from Us and Alex.
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Danielle is a great wife and a great baker, so check out her bake shop, Silver State Bakery.
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And they've been watching since the Spoon Days too.
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if you are looking for a 30-minute bonus land tomorrow,
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Thank you guys for watching all the way through.
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It's exactly what the feds wouldn't want you to see
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There's uplifting gold and fleck as pets get controlled
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We won't stop till the world is rid of all the pit bulls
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Words are just words until action actually starts