Fleccas Talks Podcast - July 07, 2026


MIDDLE CLASS PUBLIC DEFECATION


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1 hour and 32 minutes

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00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 369. Today on the show,
00:00:07.340 we have some July 4th urban decay for you and housekeeping you're going to love. Then Israel 0.99
00:00:13.580 wants us to fight another war for them. We'll tell you with who. Then we tackle ableism and 0.94
00:00:18.960 cringe of the week. And last but not least, in urban decay, there was a HEB glitch, but
00:00:24.760 But unfortunately, it didn't take all this and more.
00:00:28.000 It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 369, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
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00:00:44.420 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
00:00:48.600 Very cool.
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00:03:12.480 Thank you so much, Cove Peer. Thank you, Cove Peer. I love my Cove Peer. Did everyone have a
00:03:16.500 nice weekend? I did. I did too. There was an episode on Friday if you guys missed it. Obviously,
00:03:22.640 was the three day weekend, July 4th on Saturday. So we were going to take off, but we take care of
00:03:28.780 the members. Yeah. We treat our members in a little specific, nice way where they get stuff
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00:03:48.980 next week and the week after we are going to be off for vacation but we're going to be releasing
00:03:54.380 on our usual schedule for members so we're going to have bonus lands richer rap boy shows and
00:04:00.360 fleckis files tuesday friday tuesday friday so if you guys are going to miss us during the two weeks
00:04:05.960 we have off there is a solution and i don't want to speak out of turn here but doesn't youtube give
00:04:10.960 like a month free as is that still going on maybe check yeah check they did in the beginning i don't
00:04:16.320 know if they're still offering that, but check that out. You might like that. And you'll love
00:04:20.720 the members only content. We're really taking care of the members. And as always, if you guys
00:04:26.200 do become a member and you send me a screenshot, I'll follow you back on the social media of your
00:04:30.880 choice. And again, tiny little announcement, never sign up for members on your iPhone because
00:04:37.580 it charges you just an extra amount of money that goes right to Apple. So if you're going to do it,
00:04:41.860 do it on the desktop. And if you made the mistake, you can go back and like change it at the end of
00:04:46.840 the month or whatever. Or you can do it and who cares about the extra three bucks? I don't know.
00:04:51.080 I don't like, I don't like that. I don't like our members paying high prices. I don't like them
00:04:54.800 being left alone over the 4th of July weekend with no episode. And I also don't like them paying
00:04:58.780 high prices. So that's a good look. All right. We've been watching a lot of the World Cup games
00:05:03.120 lately and obviously we're not huge soccer guys. Yeah. But it's actually been fun. Of course.
00:05:08.600 comes once every four years right and yeah it's in america yeah it's in america and i watched the
00:05:14.000 games last week and there were a couple games that came down to like the final seconds and
00:05:18.080 there was a goal with like less than a minute left and went to penalty kicks but there is one
00:05:23.220 note i have for the game get rid of offsides anybody can go anywhere and then if you sneak
00:05:29.500 them you sneak them well every time it's a fun goal and they're like oh actually it was offsides
00:05:33.480 isn't the whole point to sneak behind the defenders and get a breakaway goal like just
00:05:38.160 get rid of offsides. I don't understand. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what the implications of that
00:05:42.340 would be. I get, you know, what you're up to, but we have offsides in hockey too. And I think it'd
00:05:48.080 be a lot more goals scored, a lot more fast breaks. It'd be like, it's 10 to one. It would
00:05:53.560 be way better. I think they did offsides for a reason. So you're kind of like an immigrant who's
00:05:58.480 like, why don't everyone get free houses? You know, you're kind of coming late. So maybe just 1.00
00:06:02.500 let the soccer fans decide. Yeah. You guys tell me in the comments why offsides is so important.
00:06:07.000 All right, let's get to the first story of the day, and it is one that affects maybe some of us. Can you give that a read?
00:06:13.860 Mystery of explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak in the U.S. as experts try to figure out what's causing it.
00:06:20.160 And it looks like it's hot in the Northeast and Texas.
00:06:24.040 Okay, so that explains a lot. And then how many years does it say this explosive diarrhea parasite is supposed to last?
00:06:30.300 I don't know, but I'm assuming you have a multiple year bad shitting record. 0.99
00:06:37.660 We started off with the joke. 0.98
00:06:39.060 No one's going to the bathroom like that.
00:06:40.680 Okay.
00:06:41.220 You sure?
00:06:41.620 Let's get to our next story.
00:06:42.740 Every joke has its truth.
00:06:44.780 Our next story, it's going to be a quick one,
00:06:47.440 but Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got married at Madison Square Garden over the weekend.
00:06:52.880 And then outside, a cop gave some people pastries and they thought it was from her.
00:06:58.060 May I please have it, officer?
00:06:59.640 Oh, my God.
00:07:05.780 Oh, my God.
00:07:07.620 Oh, my God, guys.
00:07:09.440 We're having Taylor Swift in there.
00:07:12.780 Oh, my God.
00:07:14.920 It was pretty embarrassing for everyone involved. 1.00
00:07:17.300 Well, if you're a loud gay ethnic, that's not really embarrassing. 1.00
00:07:20.320 That's par for the course, right? 1.00
00:07:21.560 That's what you see on that drag race show and other shit like that. 1.00
00:07:24.380 He was acting normal. 0.98
00:07:25.600 High excitement.
00:07:26.460 Yeah.
00:07:26.580 And then someone had a funny reply I wanted to tell you guys.
00:07:29.640 Yeah, closest you're going to get to seeing how Dark Ages peasants acted.
00:07:33.920 You really just put yourself, the queen, the queen touched me.
00:07:38.020 I don't know, man.
00:07:39.460 Celebrity worship.
00:07:40.520 And obviously that was like a big event, but crazy.
00:07:44.860 And that seemed like late at night you're waiting around.
00:07:48.780 To see nothing. 0.98
00:07:50.120 Women and homosexuals loitering outside the venue. 1.00
00:07:53.740 Crazy. 1.00
00:07:54.020 Crazy. 0.62
00:07:54.540 And then there was like a fact check.
00:07:56.100 The desserts didn't even come from Taylor Swift.
00:07:58.040 I think they've just, like, donated to people outside.
00:08:00.020 It doesn't matter.
00:08:00.840 It's what you thought in the moment.
00:08:02.260 It's what you believed, right? 1.00
00:08:03.500 But, yeah, total medieval peasant shit. 1.00
00:08:06.020 We had to acknowledge that tweet, right? 1.00
00:08:08.320 We got Taylor Swift desserts from Pete's Coffee.
00:08:12.020 It's a croissant.
00:08:13.120 It's, like, stale.
00:08:14.160 It's 9 p.m. 1.00
00:08:15.220 You think they're eating that shit in there? 1.00
00:08:16.960 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:17.500 There's no baby's blood in that.
00:08:19.600 All right.
00:08:20.040 All right.
00:08:20.480 We got some July 4th stuff.
00:08:24.540 Obviously, everyone probably who watches this show probably had a nice weekend.
00:08:27.900 celebrating with their families uh but there was some july 4th urban decay uh we're gonna start 1.00
00:08:33.300 with the philadelphia benjamin franklin look-alike contest winner yeah she's black and no facial hair
00:08:40.000 kaya burgess wins ben franklin look-alike contest at independence hall in philadelphia and we have
00:08:44.700 a video here we'll play look at ben franklin to the right of her
00:08:48.320 She goes, me? I won?
00:08:54.680 And then I was looking around like, you sure any of these guys in the background didn't have it?
00:09:00.620 They couldn't have won?
00:09:01.580 The guy who awards her looks like Ben Franklin.
00:09:04.160 Yeah, that guy probably gets paid to do it, does tours or something.
00:09:07.340 Has a real resume, a Ben Franklin resume.
00:09:09.940 But this is who won the Ben Franklin lookalike contest.
00:09:13.920 And it's because we don't have a meritocracy in America anymore. 1.00
00:09:17.060 We need to lower our standards for brown people so they can feel good. 1.00
00:09:21.180 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:21.640 And I don't even want to get that extreme.
00:09:23.340 I mean, it's make a wish.
00:09:24.940 It's, it's irony voting, you know, it's, it's like for all the wrong reasons. 0.97
00:09:29.440 And if you're going to get too harsh on this one thing, like you can look like the crazy 0.97
00:09:33.860 person at the end, like what the fuck, this random organization that I didn't know about 0.97
00:09:39.360 before today, but you start to see these hundreds and thousands of times over the last five 0.95
00:09:43.940 years and you go, huh, something ain't right.
00:09:46.280 Right.
00:09:46.680 Yeah.
00:09:47.060 That's how I see it. But yes, lowering the standards so brown people can feel good. DEI, 1.00
00:09:52.380 we do it. Affirmative action, we do it. Hollywood casting, we do it. Prison reform,
00:09:57.240 we did it. Ben Franklin lookalike contest and Obama. Check. Yeah. And that's the thing. It's
00:10:03.960 like you call it a lookalike contest and you can go ahead and skip that. It's not a lookalike
00:10:08.760 contest. It might be a what gets the biggest headline contest. It might be an irony contest
00:10:13.800 or a popularity contest even,
00:10:15.840 but it's certainly not a Ben Franklin lookalike contest.
00:10:18.460 That's true.
00:10:19.280 How you slice it.
00:10:19.940 I'm filing a report.
00:10:21.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:21.940 Official complaint.
00:10:22.920 Yeah, to the Philadelphia Sheriff's Office. 1.00
00:10:24.780 You remember those fat black bitches dancing? 1.00
00:10:26.840 They're going to clear it up for us. 1.00
00:10:27.960 They go, rip!
00:10:29.200 Shred your report.
00:10:30.360 All right, next we have a guy
00:10:31.740 who is not happy about celebrating July 4th
00:10:34.500 because we're on stolen land.
00:10:36.900 Think about this.
00:10:38.760 Think about the stolen land.
00:10:40.700 think about celebrating
00:10:43.440 4th of July knowing
00:10:45.240 that you're on 0.93
00:10:47.360 stolen land from the Native Americans 0.64
00:10:49.840 yeah 1.00
00:10:52.300 happy 4th of July
00:10:54.680 alright so
00:10:57.540 just sitting with that, let me process that
00:10:59.540 for a second
00:11:00.060 I was going to say, look how they weakened this guy's bloodline
00:11:03.880 like I'm sure somewhere
00:11:05.620 generations ago, someone this guy
00:11:07.680 was related to did something
00:11:09.640 I don't know.
00:11:10.340 He's kind of a medieval, like he looks after the horses, low IQ.
00:11:14.460 Maybe there was nothing truly in his bloodline.
00:11:17.500 Well, okay.
00:11:18.900 Go ahead.
00:11:19.520 Finish your bed.
00:11:19.980 I was going to say, maybe someone in his bloodline did something, 1.00
00:11:23.020 and then they weakened it to the point where he's like a gay guy, 0.98
00:11:26.060 end of the bloodline. 0.99
00:11:27.500 Lisping about Fourth of July, right?
00:11:29.060 Yeah.
00:11:29.520 Hangs out with Dom Tops.
00:11:31.000 Yes, certainly.
00:11:31.880 And one thing I've been seeing a lot of people talk about in general,
00:11:35.500 obviously this Fourth of July stolen land, hell, I ain't celebrating.
00:11:38.540 My family was slaves back in 250 years ago. 1.00
00:11:41.280 All that, that non-celebratory shit. 0.99
00:11:44.160 There's an interesting like metaphor almost where it's like, yeah, but you wouldn't go up to a guy on his birthday and say, hey, remember all that terrible shit you did? 0.99
00:11:51.780 There's like a weird time and a place and it does trigger them.
00:11:54.840 But like think about it in any sort of interpersonal situation.
00:11:57.360 Like, hey, Mike, congratulations on the promotion.
00:11:59.580 You're there.
00:12:00.040 It's a big dinner.
00:12:01.040 But remember when you got drunk and got that DUI?
00:12:03.620 You know, like, it's just such a weird energy, like reactive and negative. 1.00
00:12:09.440 You could just go have a normal weekend with your freak trans friends. 1.00
00:12:12.280 No one's stopping you. 1.00
00:12:13.320 You actually get a day off.
00:12:14.720 You get a day off, exactly.
00:12:16.000 So it's just weird energy.
00:12:17.680 But obviously, everyone does it.
00:12:20.380 They act up.
00:12:21.400 It's like the demon inside them really doesn't like the 4th of July.
00:12:23.900 Very true.
00:12:25.100 And then Mamdami had a little bit of a press conference.
00:12:27.960 Here he is talking about the 4th of July behind a desk.
00:12:31.560 Nearly a decade ago.
00:12:32.520 I too felt what you feel, the joy of no longer being just a New Yorker, but an American too.
00:12:39.260 You each hold a special power, the power to determine what America means. The powerful
00:12:45.600 have always known their answer. America, in their view, is an arena of supremacy,
00:12:50.480 where only a select few are allowed freedom, where not all are created equal. America,
00:12:55.540 if you ask them, becomes less the more people it welcomes. America, they will tell you,
00:13:00.640 belongs only to those with the right accent
00:13:02.840 or the right shade of skin.
00:13:04.340 The rest of us, they insist,
00:13:05.720 should be grateful for merely being allowed to visit.
00:13:08.640 How small they are.
00:13:10.200 How weak.
00:13:11.540 How unoriginal. 0.96
00:13:12.740 All right, let's just shut him up there
00:13:14.520 and then let the zoom out pan out 0.99
00:13:16.120 to all his minority props that he has around him.
00:13:18.520 And he's sitting at the desk backwards.
00:13:20.440 Yeah, apparently this was what?
00:13:21.620 A George Washington desk of some kind, I think.
00:13:23.520 Not good.
00:13:24.200 And he's sitting at it backwards.
00:13:25.500 He's got his little, you can see his little legs.
00:13:27.460 Very unprofessional.
00:13:28.880 And then he's got his pets. 1.00
00:13:29.800 His multiple hijabs, the fat black woman, all his pets who are aggrieved this 4th of July, right? 1.00
00:13:36.620 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:36.920 And they're all collecting around him and explaining why they need our shit. 0.99
00:13:41.580 Yeah. 0.99
00:13:41.980 A lot of those people are just, oh, they might not be welcomed as American.
00:13:44.740 They're already getting free stuff. 0.97
00:13:46.500 You guys wouldn't fucking believe it. 0.97
00:13:48.360 And they have to ignore that. 1.00
00:13:50.200 The help and the free stuff and the abuse of the taxpayer and all the migrant money, 0.98
00:13:54.940 they have to ignore that because you can't be oppressed and also get paid to be here. 0.84
00:13:58.780 That's a great point. And then that's the key difference. It goes, you know, heritage Americans don't like seeing people like us come to America, skip the line, get free stuff and do better off than like many Americans are.
00:14:13.440 Yeah.
00:14:13.620 Yeah, of course. And you made a great point when we talked about this a couple of days ago. You called Mamdami a paperwork American.
00:14:20.060 Yeah. And let's read this too. I'm going to make a point on that, but let's read Mehdi Hassan too, because there was a lot of controversy over this tone deaf, retarded Mamdani speech with his henchmen around him. And Mehdi Hassan, people were complaining about it. And Mehdi Hassan, another paperwork American, he said, I became a citizen just six years ago, and I'm happy to lecture and educate you on what it means to be an American and why your party is undermining American values. 1.00
00:14:49.000 Honest. 0.81
00:14:49.880 Another paperwork American, him and Mom Donnie. 0.99
00:14:52.380 And I feel like they got over their skis. 0.87
00:14:54.780 Like Mom Donnie got elected, not in a small part, by foreign-born voters who later became
00:15:00.720 citizens and voted for him in New York for socialism and stuff.
00:15:04.060 We covered it during how he was polling with foreign-born people and how many foreign-born
00:15:09.200 people are in income or rent-controlled apartments in New York.
00:15:13.360 It's a massive number.
00:15:14.320 And I see this as overplaying their hand for both of these guys.
00:15:19.940 They're paperwork Americans with foreign voters, right? 0.93
00:15:23.120 And I would be a lot more quiet. 0.98
00:15:25.760 Like, Momdani, in general, that cheerful socialist that does attract the white voters, 0.99
00:15:30.880 is a lot different than the shitting on America socialist brown person, right? 0.99
00:15:35.880 So I feel like both these guys could have a very rude awakening if the wrong combination 0.99
00:15:40.420 of things happens in the next 10 years for America.
00:15:43.000 They're really sticking their necks out is what I, like, kind of how I view it.
00:15:46.940 Yeah.
00:15:47.200 They'd be first ones out, denaturalized and, like, completely eliminated from America, right?
00:15:51.760 Yeah, we're on the front lines.
00:15:53.360 We're the leaders of this movement.
00:15:54.940 Yeah.
00:15:55.220 It's like, as long as you don't have a counter movement, you're good.
00:15:57.380 Exactly.
00:15:58.080 But that's a great point. 1.00
00:15:59.420 Paperwork Americans. 1.00
00:16:00.820 He was born in Ghana, you know, and then foreign people. 0.91
00:16:04.800 You know what the margins were for him in Cuomo.
00:16:06.980 It's like that foreign voting bloc made up a lot of ground.
00:16:09.740 That's what did it. 0.97
00:16:10.580 I think he's getting cocky is what I'm saying.
00:16:12.700 And with the Democrat socialists' recent primary wins, he's kind of, yeah, this is it.
00:16:19.720 But that happy, everyone's welcome.
00:16:22.700 I love brown people. 0.98
00:16:23.760 And we do rent control and socialism is a lot different than the four-minute speech shitting on America, right? 0.99
00:16:29.240 That's a great point.
00:16:30.500 And we have a clip here of the Bronx.
00:16:32.620 Mamdami is now the mayor of New York.
00:16:34.360 This is one of his boroughs, and this is what it looks like.
00:16:37.460 It's looking like Skid Row. 1.00
00:16:38.860 Yeah, it's just trash piles, old pallets, bags of shit, 1.00
00:16:42.960 and then probably a mural of someone who got shot and killed there 1.00
00:16:45.960 back three years ago. 1.00
00:16:48.600 And it makes the third worlders feel at home. 1.00
00:16:50.880 It does. 1.00
00:16:51.520 They get tucked in.
00:16:52.500 They see that and they go, is that a bed?
00:16:53.680 Is that a nest?
00:16:54.860 They get tucked in amongst the trash.
00:16:56.180 Ooh, look at here.
00:16:57.020 Maybe there's some stuff.
00:16:58.360 And then here are some other July 4th celebrations in New York.
00:17:04.660 Speed twerking.
00:17:06.240 Yep. 1.00
00:17:08.860 They celebrate in America's semi-quincentennial and shit. 0.99
00:17:15.180 Semi-quincentennial. 0.99
00:17:16.620 That's funny.
00:17:17.880 Half of 500, huh?
00:17:21.000 You're smart.
00:17:21.640 Yeah, I knew that.
00:17:22.620 You looked it up.
00:17:23.140 Brock told me that.
00:17:23.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:24.720 And then we saw some teen takeover chaos type events in Newport, California, especially.
00:17:31.420 Here's our first clip there.
00:17:34.740 The Horde.
00:17:35.680 The Horde arrived, right?
00:17:37.100 The Horde arrived.
00:17:37.900 This is kind of like a plague.
00:17:41.380 Yeah.
00:17:41.860 You know, the cops come grab one guy, two cops, and then here comes the horde.
00:17:49.440 I thought these guys were afraid of the police.
00:17:54.400 They're killing us. 0.86
00:17:55.580 Yeah, they're killing us.
00:17:56.340 But no, they swarm in the police. 1.00
00:17:59.180 I would hate to be a cop dealing with this shit. 1.00
00:18:01.540 I know. 1.00
00:18:02.120 People throwing stuff at them.
00:18:03.100 I know.
00:18:03.800 You see the whole crowd come.
00:18:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:06.380 Scary shit. 1.00
00:18:07.900 So then that wasn't enough. 1.00
00:18:10.420 The police were overwhelmed, so they brought in the cavalry.
00:18:12.900 Yep. 1.00
00:18:17.720 You know, third worlders really do run from horses.
00:18:20.400 Yeah, that's still in their blood memories. 0.98
00:18:23.300 They know a cavalry charge.
00:18:25.060 That's in their personal memories.
00:18:26.720 Yeah.
00:18:28.140 You think the horses like it?
00:18:29.680 Yeah.
00:18:30.120 They know their...
00:18:30.900 I think they do.
00:18:31.540 They know what team they're on.
00:18:33.120 And they're pretty well trained, too.
00:18:34.740 That's pretty impressive.
00:18:35.660 And then there was some looting at a grocery store at the end of the night.
00:18:41.600 Just trash the place.
00:18:46.880 Pavilions. 0.99
00:18:48.320 Patriotic.
00:18:50.200 You know what it is, but they ruined Newport Beach.
00:18:55.780 Which is like maybe like a red area near L.A., like maybe the reddest area near L.A.
00:19:01.300 And they were calling them teens and non-residents. 0.93
00:19:05.660 So, you know, teen takeover, really, it's just young black people trying to do a shooting, going crazy. 0.97
00:19:11.100 And then non-residents is the new slur that the media gave us. 1.00
00:19:14.640 That's pretty good. 0.98
00:19:15.680 And then there was a picture that went viral.
00:19:18.240 Patriot Front was on a subway in D.C. heading to do a rally.
00:19:23.880 And then there was a black girl on the subway.
00:19:26.820 And then people were posting it like she was in some sort of danger or something.
00:19:30.700 Nominate this for a Pulitzer.
00:19:32.440 Like it was all like, can you believe this picture? 0.93
00:19:34.620 white supremacists 0.92
00:19:35.820 like Harry Sisson 0.94
00:19:36.560 makes a video
00:19:37.220 they really get
00:19:39.000 one-shotted
00:19:39.500 by a single image
00:19:40.480 right
00:19:40.740 and 0.81
00:19:41.700 somebody said
00:19:43.080 this image is from today 0.95
00:19:44.300 a black woman
00:19:45.080 sits on the DC metro 1.00
00:19:46.360 as masked 0.57
00:19:47.120 white nationalists
00:19:48.160 prepare to march 0.60
00:19:49.680 on our nation's capital
00:19:50.720 this is America's
00:19:52.100 250th anniversary
00:19:53.440 you notice how 0.97
00:19:54.760 no one stabs her
00:19:55.620 in the neck
00:19:56.180 no one gives her 0.89
00:19:57.200 a problem
00:19:57.840 no one harasses her 1.00
00:19:59.320 it's probably one of the
00:20:00.080 safest subway rides
00:20:01.040 of her life 1.00
00:20:01.660 but they did beat her up
00:20:02.680 though at the end right
00:20:03.420 no I didn't
00:20:04.300 see that part they called her the n-word and spit on her they were perfect gentlemen you'd assume
00:20:09.680 the white nationalist didn't bother her at all and just kept moving let her sit in her seat no one
00:20:14.900 gave her any problems but the picture so and then imagine a reuters person goes that's patriot front
00:20:22.480 and then they puzzle on to get the same cab you know what i mean like all this world of like
00:20:27.680 this wasn't random he was probably following around and then um he hustles up to get in the
00:20:33.980 same cab as them to take the dramatic black woman picture it all goes to show you how much it's
00:20:39.740 nothing and propaganda he he wanted on that car you know for a pulitzer winning photo or whatever
00:20:45.240 the photo prizes are but then nothing happened of course and then we have a video here of what
00:20:50.780 she was doing before everyone got on the subway she's kind of like tweaking out and pulling her 1.00
00:21:00.140 pants down a little bit and then when the patriot front gets there same shirt same shirt freak it
00:21:07.920 out and then now she's on her best behavior which actually lends credence to the fact that like
00:21:11.960 they just do what they can get away with they're not really schizophrenic they kind of know when
00:21:15.940 they're outnumbered yeah and they know when when it's a woman with her baby that they can freak
00:21:20.220 out in front of and cause stress that goes with the intimidation stuff that we've been talking 1.00
00:21:24.260 about how they like it you know yeah like that white girl like hey boot up this white girl 1.00
00:21:28.860 didn't give her a number they like that intimidation so she was able to control herself 1.00
00:21:33.020 once it was all militant white man on the train interesting how that works she was cured and then 1.00
00:21:37.900 we have some of her criminal history just for fun uh indecent exposure there's the dumb stupid mug 1.00
00:21:42.840 shot from mug shot zone so yeah not like they count on it being like wow she was just going to 1.00
00:21:49.460 work and she works two jobs to feed her three kids it's like nah she's showing her ass jumping 1.00
00:21:54.060 around and then the white people didn't do anything yeah and then she's on her best behavior 1.00
00:21:58.240 when men show up and everyone was making it like, 0.92
00:22:01.260 oh, this girl, she's on a train full of white supremacists.
00:22:04.400 This is America.
00:22:05.600 But then we have some stats. 0.88
00:22:07.100 4,800 black women were killed by black men in the U.S.
00:22:10.100 since 2024, not even in two years. 0.96
00:22:12.680 And then zero black women were killed by white supremacists. 0.98
00:22:17.000 Well, they must be hiding their bodies somewhere 0.99
00:22:18.860 or we can't find them
00:22:19.700 because it's got to be in the thousands, right? 0.51
00:22:21.500 All the missing black women, that's probably where they went.
00:22:24.540 All right, let's get to our next story.
00:22:25.960 from uh south carolina hilton head uh there was a shooting and we have the four urban youths that
00:22:31.500 were arrested yeah there was a july beach shooting seven wounded we got jaden hawes we got quasir
00:22:38.540 davis marcello royal and christopher capers capers has a last name like he's a little thief caper
00:22:45.420 um yeah you know my main point of all of this is like newport beach hilton head island you guys
00:22:53.700 know what Hilton Head Island is? They're nice. They're plaguing the nice areas. And you could
00:22:59.120 do all this dumb shooting and lighting off fireworks and then spinning the cars around. 0.98
00:23:03.840 You can do that on MLK. You don't need to go to iconic Hilton Head, South Carolina or Newport 0.97
00:23:09.680 Beach. Well, we wanted to watch the sunset too. It's like, you could do it fucking anywhere. So
00:23:14.020 again, I think that's a bit of like asserting ourselves. We can mob up. We can ruin this nice
00:23:19.940 area right that's that's how i see it too and i think that's gonna be maybe the theme of the
00:23:24.340 summer is gonna be events like this in places you wouldn't expect newport beach nice areas of south
00:23:30.480 carolina uh here we have a woman cop in south carolina trying to break up a fight and look 1.00
00:23:35.860 what happens to her and it's got copyright music on it but they're thrashing her swinging girls 1.00
00:23:42.720 pancaked by the white cop 1.00
00:23:44.380 or Latino, whatever 0.99
00:23:47.060 he is, but he 0.97
00:23:48.880 fires the taser.
00:23:50.340 The anti-taser hoodie worked out, and then
00:23:53.120 he gets on the George Floyd of the original aggressor.
00:23:55.460 But yeah, small, diminutive, white 1.00
00:23:57.120 woman cop just getting thrashed by 1.00
00:23:59.120 the mob. Why would they send her into this 0.89
00:24:01.180 group?
00:24:02.800 Because you can't say anyone's different
00:24:05.060 in any way ever.
00:24:06.880 In a professional setting. You can't say it.
00:24:09.240 That's pretty much it. And it's like, hey, there's
00:24:10.900 200 black teens getting crazy. 0.98
00:24:13.780 Deb, Cindy, 0.99
00:24:15.900 Mary, you guys go.
00:24:17.380 Frank, Tom, and Joe, you stay here.
00:24:19.360 Who's under 120?
00:24:20.800 Go, go, go. All of you. 1.00
00:24:23.180 Fucking retarded, man. 1.00
00:24:24.300 That's what I don't get. And that's why I think 1.00
00:24:25.840 demographic-wise, black cops 1.00
00:24:29.080 should police black neighborhoods. 1.00
00:24:31.000 Yeah, whatever. 0.99
00:24:32.060 They'll be taking bribes, and they'll be checking the DMV 0.95
00:24:35.040 records for the ops and shit. 0.97
00:24:37.160 Yeah, that's a good point. You know how it is when you open up
00:24:39.100 the floodgates. Yeah. But I agree.
00:24:40.900 A black paired with a white officer, maybe that would work. 0.72
00:24:44.220 And then you see some Urban Decay and you go, Tyrone, I got your back. 0.78
00:24:47.800 Go in there.
00:24:48.620 You're in front.
00:24:49.860 And then our last clip from July 4th, Urban Decay,
00:24:53.420 is this Milwaukee cop that has a firework blown up in their face.
00:24:58.600 Bro, they popped a firework, blew up the car, and the officer,
00:25:02.060 Officer, are you okay?
00:25:05.600 It popped on the officer.
00:25:07.280 Officer, are you okay?
00:25:08.800 We'll help you.
00:25:10.140 Radio it in, officer.
00:25:11.920 Officer down, you guys.
00:25:14.320 You okay, officer?
00:25:16.720 You should push button.
00:25:19.160 Hey, hey.
00:25:21.080 All right.
00:25:21.700 Radio it in, officer.
00:25:22.880 Call it in.
00:25:23.800 Officer down.
00:25:25.120 So hopefully he's okay.
00:25:26.820 Was that a guy?
00:25:27.740 I don't know.
00:25:28.220 Maybe a girl. 0.95
00:25:28.880 He looked small. 0.57
00:25:29.940 He looked maybe like a woman, but the forearm tat is not very ladylike. 0.64
00:25:33.760 Yeah. 0.94
00:25:34.700 Well, that's the July 4th action.
00:25:36.900 Besides the good stuff.
00:25:38.180 There was a lot of good stuff, of course.
00:25:40.140 Make sure you scroll Instagram.
00:25:41.760 A lot of fingers missing. 1.00
00:25:43.120 A lot of Latino hands exploded. 1.00
00:25:45.500 A lot of black hands exploded. 1.00
00:25:46.980 I noticed that as well.
00:25:48.060 Yeah.
00:25:48.440 There's a demographic with it.
00:25:49.860 Yeah.
00:25:50.100 It's not, there's not a lot of white guys who blow up their hand. 1.00
00:25:52.760 Very true. 0.99
00:25:53.800 All right.
00:25:54.120 We have more bad news for Illinois.
00:25:56.020 This is something we've been covering for the last few months, just like Illinois'
00:26:00.020 general decline under J.D. Pritzker's leadership.
00:26:02.840 Yeah.
00:26:03.140 We're watching a couple of states for the death spiral, basically.
00:26:05.880 We're on Death Spiral Watch, and Washington and Illinois have been two of our main focuses.
00:26:10.300 So, Illinois, here we go.
00:26:11.520 Yeah, can you read that first stat?
00:26:13.360 Yeah, Illinois ranks 49th in population growth from 2015 to 2025.
00:26:18.360 So, 49th out of 50.
00:26:20.240 The rest of the U.S. is up 6.2%. 1.00
00:26:22.220 Illinois, with all Joe Biden's migrants, is down. 0.99
00:26:25.600 Isn't that crazy? 0.99
00:26:26.500 So, it's plus migrants minus normal Chicago people. 0.98
00:26:30.180 So, that minus 1.9%, I'm sure, is probably minus like 3% at least. 0.89
00:26:35.040 Indiana Jones swap with people who don't speak English and are immediately receiving welfare.
00:26:39.880 Super sad. And then a lot of businesses are leaving too, not just people.
00:26:43.780 Yeah. And people you can survive, but the businesses really light the death spiral on fire.
00:26:49.640 This guy says, this problem is being swept under the rug by Pritzker. We are losing about four
00:26:53.860 companies per week to other states. Businesses leaving Illinois have rapidly accelerated.
00:27:00.320 And you can see on the chart, like post-2020, it's actually hitting like all-time high departures.
00:27:06.580 Four a week is insane.
00:27:08.360 Yeah.
00:27:08.800 And they all have jobs attached to them.
00:27:10.860 Of course.
00:27:11.420 And these are all kinds of businesses, manufacturers, accounting, you know, white collar, blue collar, it's everything.
00:27:16.980 And if you can leave, the thing is, well, here, let's go into our next example here.
00:27:22.260 Another longtime business fleeing Illinois.
00:27:24.060 After more than six decades anchoring the small town of Moments, Illinois, the Johnsonville food plant is shutting down immediately, throwing 274 hardworking families out of their jobs with zero warning.
00:27:36.520 The CEO delivered the devastating news in a surprise meeting while the mayor got just 15 minutes notice.
00:27:42.280 Operations are moving to Wisconsin and Kansas, where the business climate actually makes sense.
00:27:46.860 Illinois is crushing 9.5% corporate taxes,
00:27:49.380 sky-high property taxes,
00:27:50.900 and massive pension debt just claimed another victim. 1.00
00:27:54.620 And Johnsonville's Johnsonville brats, right? 0.98
00:27:56.900 Yeah.
00:27:57.460 You guys know what it is?
00:27:58.980 Well, they're returning to Wisconsin.
00:28:00.340 That's where the brat capital.
00:28:01.640 So that's fine.
00:28:02.860 But a place like a plumber, right?
00:28:05.080 If you want to move from Illinois,
00:28:06.480 you're going to like, oh, I got to start over.
00:28:08.140 I don't know how many plumbers are in this new market.
00:28:10.440 But if you're a pure business,
00:28:12.100 just like, hey, we're printing brats.
00:28:14.160 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:14.580 You can go fucking anywhere. 0.99
00:28:16.340 And it's nothing like a state government forcing you to shop around. 0.99
00:28:23.080 And then you go, what?
00:28:24.020 State taxes in Kansas?
00:28:25.880 They actually want me here? 1.00
00:28:27.500 They don't have a fat fuck governor constantly mouthing off and making promises to the dregs of society about how much more guaranteed money they're going to get? 1.00
00:28:35.440 With his hot transistor? 1.00
00:28:37.320 His fucking hot, smoking hot, 6'3 transistor. 0.99
00:28:41.040 6'3, 380 transistor. 1.00
00:28:43.520 380, size 48 waist.
00:28:45.940 And, you know, something I was telling you right before we started the show is,
00:28:52.180 remember back in the day, they used to accuse right-wingers and nationalists of dog whistles,
00:28:57.700 right? It was, that's a dog whistle, that's a dog whistle. And now we're past it and we're
00:29:01.080 kind of just saying it. We don't even dog whistle anymore. We're just kind of like, sheesh,
00:29:05.320 too many blacks. But that whole dog whistle thing, it was always, there was always a kernel 1.00
00:29:12.240 of truth to it, right? And the same way that progressives are now messaging themselves and
00:29:20.100 marketing themselves to the more socialist, the more progressive, farther left people,
00:29:25.160 the business owners in the state of Illinois or the state of Seattle or the state of Washington,
00:29:31.060 they're listening to those dog whistles too, you know? And everyone's going to have,
00:29:35.260 everyone deserves a house. And it's like, well, my tax is already nine and a half percent.
00:29:39.280 Illinois is in a deficit.
00:29:41.500 Oh, message received, Mr. Pritzker.
00:29:43.900 Like the dog whistle goes both ways.
00:29:46.020 The business owners, the productive members of society are also hearing the dog whistles.
00:29:50.380 You understand?
00:29:50.900 That's a good point.
00:29:51.700 So like you can say, hey, we're going to get more progressive.
00:29:54.580 We're going to do this.
00:29:55.200 And then other businesses here, higher taxes, a deficit, a pension fund that's exploding.
00:29:59.860 You know?
00:30:00.100 Yeah.
00:30:00.560 Democrat dog whistles.
00:30:01.680 That's a good point.
00:30:02.340 New York, you see it too.
00:30:03.360 We're going to freeze the rent.
00:30:05.260 Landlords shouldn't be making a profit. 1.00
00:30:06.720 And then you're the real estate guy like, uh, fuck. And, and yeah, the, you, you're already 1.00
00:30:14.420 seeing it in New York. And honestly, there is a bit of a first one out thing. Like if somebody,
00:30:20.100 if mom, Donnie was pulling at whatever on the gambling sites where it's like, dude,
00:30:23.900 it looks like he's going to win this or the day he gets elected. If you're kind of the first one
00:30:29.140 out, somebody else take the risk. I think we might see that as more progressives get elected
00:30:34.780 elsewhere on the coast and yeah, the first few out get the shoots and then, uh, everybody else
00:30:41.200 gets 10 cents on the dollar for prime, formerly prime real estate, generational assets, you know,
00:30:47.140 crazy. A generational asset gets a handicapped because a foreign born guy from Ghana 1.00
00:30:53.140 wants to help his immigrant friends. That's what happens. Dark, dark. And our last piece 0.99
00:30:58.860 of our Illinois section is about one of the high schools in Chicago. That is kind of crazy
00:31:04.660 when it comes to who goes there.
00:31:06.660 The government school system has become more of a jobs program for adults
00:31:10.120 than an education initiative for kids.
00:31:12.420 I just wrote about a school in Chicago.
00:31:14.800 Anybody from Chicago?
00:31:16.060 I don't recommend it, but you can tell me differently.
00:31:18.680 But there's a school there that's 97% empty.
00:31:22.240 It's called Douglas Academy High School.
00:31:23.860 It was built for over 1,000 kids.
00:31:26.940 Guess how many students are there now?
00:31:29.100 27.
00:31:30.640 Guess how many employees they have?
00:31:32.780 28. 0.95
00:31:33.720 There's more adults in the school than kids.
00:31:36.960 There you go.
00:31:37.700 And they still can't read good.
00:31:39.400 Yeah, and then he does go on to say, and their proficiency is basically zero.
00:31:43.400 Yeah.
00:31:44.120 All right, well, that's the end of our Illinois section.
00:31:46.380 Let's get into some politics.
00:31:48.280 Mitch McConnell apparently had a medical problem a few days ago, and then his wife went to China.
00:31:55.280 Yeah, Mitch McConnell's wife reportedly traveled to China just three days after he received CPR following an apparent heart attack.
00:32:00.760 And do you have an update on Mitch's condition?
00:32:02.620 Apparently people are saying he's brain dead and done.
00:32:06.220 Rumors are swirling of limited to no brain activity. 1.00
00:32:09.740 And these people are just fucking dying in office. 1.00
00:32:13.620 Dianne Feinstein, Mitch McConnell. 0.99
00:32:15.700 They can't go, all right, I'll give up the reins. 0.98
00:32:18.280 They have to become brain dead or have somebody vote for her. 0.98
00:32:22.120 Remember Dianne Feinstein? 0.95
00:32:23.560 They should bring brain dead Mitch McConnell on the floor and still let him do it.
00:32:27.580 Yeah.
00:32:28.320 If someone can puppet him around, he's still got to vote.
00:32:31.380 Right, guys? 0.70
00:32:32.300 And his Chinese wife went back to China right after. 1.00
00:32:35.340 Job well done. 1.00
00:32:36.120 Job finish.
00:32:37.220 Yeah.
00:32:38.060 She got the red envelope from China. 0.72
00:32:40.960 So he allegedly has a Chinese spy wife. 0.79
00:32:45.380 Yeah. 0.74
00:32:45.980 Allegedly.
00:32:46.760 Super allegedly.
00:32:47.420 Which could explain why we never got anything done like the SAVE Act.
00:32:51.540 Yeah.
00:32:51.960 And he's kind of like the John McCain type.
00:32:53.740 Remember John McCain didn't vote to get rid of Obamacare as like one of the last things he did.
00:32:58.400 Then he died soon after.
00:32:59.520 Died shortly after.
00:33:00.320 You see a lot of this.
00:33:01.240 People on death's door doing a thing to hurt America.
00:33:04.960 And that's kind of what we're dealing with here with the Senate.
00:33:06.960 Like we can't pass the SAVE Act, even though everyone wants it.
00:33:10.320 And it kind of reminds me of Trump's first term.
00:33:13.100 Remember, we couldn't find $5 billion for the border wall.
00:33:16.280 And they're like, ah, we can't find it.
00:33:18.580 It was a power struggle.
00:33:19.560 We control the purse strings. 0.94
00:33:20.900 We're not going to put it as a line item.
00:33:22.660 It was like an anti-Trump power struggle from the beginning.
00:33:24.960 And they made it seem like, oh, we don't have $5 billion extra.
00:33:28.460 And we did trillions for the forever wars, billions and billions to Ukraine and to Israel and to all the fraudulent welfare programs.
00:33:37.800 But we couldn't find $5 billion for the border wall.
00:33:40.480 And it's the same with the SAVE Act.
00:33:42.820 Obviously, everyone wants it.
00:33:44.320 It would save our elections forever.
00:33:47.140 It would be like maybe one of the most consequential bills ever to pass.
00:33:51.120 And it would actually help us. 0.96
00:33:52.560 But Mitch McConnell's Chinese spy wife says, no, black people don't have an ID, Mitch. 0.96
00:33:57.560 They can't find an ID. 0.97
00:33:59.220 They can't go vote.
00:34:00.380 Allegedly.
00:34:00.980 Allegedly.
00:34:01.660 Chill.
00:34:03.860 So that's annoying.
00:34:05.780 Couldn't do a border wall. 0.87
00:34:07.900 Wasted so much money on Israel.
00:34:09.360 We actually have a graph here of how much money each state gives to Israel. 0.62
00:34:13.420 Yeah.
00:34:13.720 Is this like separate from the federal money?
00:34:16.100 This is, I don't even know.
00:34:17.380 I think this is our federal tax dollars, but they're coming from each state.
00:34:21.520 Yeah.
00:34:22.160 So I don't know.
00:34:23.240 This chart leaves a little to be desired.
00:34:25.800 There's no dates on it, but it's $17 billion.
00:34:28.440 It's a lot.
00:34:28.880 $17.5 billion.
00:34:29.740 Every state's giving away something, but we do have how much money Israel gives to us, to be fair.
00:34:36.880 Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
00:34:39.280 We'll do Jerusalem. 0.95
00:34:40.520 Zero. 0.96
00:34:41.080 Okay.
00:34:42.220 So what do we get?
00:34:43.380 We get to fight wars for them.
00:34:45.020 Yeah. 0.98
00:34:45.580 And Israel-
00:34:46.680 And then we get dragged on for like way longer than it should be, right?
00:34:49.500 And then when we're like, yo, can we stop doing this war?
00:34:52.340 Then we get called like traitors and enemies.
00:34:55.400 If you're against, you're anti-Semitic.
00:34:57.200 And if you're against us and it's all, we're all alone, just like World War II when no
00:35:01.000 one came to help us.
00:35:01.900 Yeah.
00:35:02.440 And they kind of like, what was that?
00:35:04.000 He's like, dude, jump, jump, jump.
00:35:05.320 Wait a second.
00:35:06.200 No one came to help?
00:35:08.060 Jump, jump, jump into like a crazy reality.
00:35:10.660 It doesn't exist.
00:35:11.820 And then Netanyahu was on Fox over the weekend.
00:35:14.360 And it sounds like he wants us to fight a war with Turkey.
00:35:17.620 The other thing I'd like to say, because we're on the verge of the president's going to Turkey.
00:35:24.180 Look, Turkey is a great country, but it's governed by a man who calls openly for the annihilation of Israel.
00:35:31.940 He occupies half of Cyprus, a NATO country.
00:35:35.220 He's threatening Greece and other NATO countries. 0.92
00:35:37.620 And he talks openly about conquering Jerusalem.
00:35:40.400 His foreign minister, his number two, said that the Jewish state hasn't a place among humanity. 0.55
00:35:47.680 Basically, it has to be wiped out. 0.99
00:35:49.020 His interior minister, he said he looks forward to be the governor of Jerusalem. 0.99
00:35:55.360 So we got to attack Turkey because they're trying to kill us. 0.99
00:35:58.220 Turkey's trying to kill us. 1.00
00:35:59.040 They're going to make a nuclear bomb soon. 1.00
00:36:00.740 I recognize this playbook.
00:36:02.340 Yeah.
00:36:03.260 Well, this is the next one. 0.94
00:36:04.600 Oh, there's a crazy leader. 1.00
00:36:05.660 They chant death to Israel, and then it'll be they chant death to America. 1.00
00:36:09.600 We got to get these guys. 0.99
00:36:10.620 They're making a nuke.
00:36:11.580 They might have had some weird material to make a nuke.
00:36:13.960 Here's some blurry satellite images of that.
00:36:16.000 Yeah.
00:36:16.320 They've had nuke. 0.57
00:36:17.200 Yeah, so I think, speaking of nukes, I think Israel is going to nuke someone in the next 18 months. 0.57
00:36:22.760 Okay. 0.73
00:36:23.240 I want to get that on the record.
00:36:24.800 That's a bold one.
00:36:26.120 Rabbi Shmuley was under attack a few days ago.
00:36:28.660 Can you read his post?
00:36:30.920 If they jail Rabbi Shmuley for speaking out against anti-Semitism, all American Jews are under threat.
00:36:37.140 Do we still have a First Amendment?
00:36:39.320 Donate to Rabbi Shmuley's defense fund at some link.
00:36:43.540 Yeah, so he's under attack. 0.93
00:36:44.860 Wasn't he like a lawyer to the stars and like elderly?
00:36:47.820 Shouldn't he have a lot of money?
00:36:49.180 Yeah, he probably has a good amount.
00:36:51.020 But you got to donate to Rappers.
00:36:52.160 But yeah, he's always looking for more.
00:36:53.720 And he has like all fake social media following, I think,
00:36:56.780 because he'll have these crowd funders or fundraisers,
00:37:00.020 and he'll raise like $1,800.
00:37:03.300 And he's got like a million followers or something.
00:37:05.440 Yeah.
00:37:05.840 So it's all fake.
00:37:06.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:07.460 All right.
00:37:07.980 Speaking of money and foreign aid,
00:37:10.560 Africa is mad that we're not giving them as much free USAID money.
00:37:14.860 And I saw a cartoon about it.
00:37:16.540 Yeah, relationship between Africa and the rest of the globe.
00:37:19.420 And it's a white man with his hand in his pocket, all that gold and oil and diamonds that they can't get out of the ground. 0.59
00:37:25.740 As if it's our fault.
00:37:26.960 You guys can't figure out how to dig.
00:37:28.380 And this, we're getting these pieces from a conversation that kind of happened where people were making accusations against Elon and Doge about how many lives they've ruined by cutting off funding.
00:37:39.020 and some people were citing examples
00:37:41.580 and it was like paying for someone's HIV medicine,
00:37:43.920 not paying for gas for a vehicle
00:37:46.140 to like go back and forth between something. 0.98
00:37:48.460 And it's like, holy shit, these are your best cases. 0.99
00:37:51.260 We need to pay for your HIV medication. 0.99
00:37:54.400 You're not even going to take it anyway.
00:37:56.040 You're just going to let it get out of control. 1.00
00:37:57.460 You're going to forget stupid patients, right? 1.00
00:37:59.960 Once you guys make it. 1.00
00:38:01.420 Yeah.
00:38:01.980 And then can you read that second tweet reply?
00:38:04.020 Yeah, somebody said,
00:38:04.620 I just want to remind everyone 1.00
00:38:05.560 that Africans are currently crying
00:38:06.940 because the U.S. won't give them free AIDS treatments.
00:38:10.040 This image is actually reversed.
00:38:11.740 Africans receive billions of dollars of assistance yearly
00:38:14.360 from other countries,
00:38:15.580 and yet their situation only declines.
00:38:17.840 They literally live on gold and diamonds
00:38:19.660 and can't fiscally make it work without Western aid.
00:38:22.800 Yeah, they can't organize. 1.00
00:38:24.000 They're too stupid. 1.00
00:38:25.700 Yeah, and they get billions of dollars every year, 1.00
00:38:27.980 and then they get worse.
00:38:29.620 Yeah, and that's kind of one of the mental,
00:38:32.400 when I'm assessing the mental model of like a leftist person,
00:38:35.240 You start to realize like with all of this, like U.S. and colonialism in Africa or British colonialism in Africa or French, obviously there was a time and obviously there were some things that we took, but it's not like you were going to do anything with it.
00:38:49.380 You got nothing.
00:38:50.980 You got no tools, excavators, anything like that.
00:38:54.320 But there's like with racism in America or any sort of topics like this, the mind of a leftist is like 40 years behind.
00:39:02.440 They don't catch up with, yeah, but we've been endlessly dumping aid to Africa since like 1990, you know?
00:39:08.700 So they don't catch up. 0.86
00:39:09.640 They just hang on to that old mental model where they're still the victims, right?
00:39:12.880 And they see the pictures of like the kids with the flies on them, which then never changes.
00:39:17.400 That keeps coming.
00:39:18.540 And then they go, ah, this is who you're killing this person.
00:39:21.220 Yeah.
00:39:21.640 And they're trying to, exactly like you said, trying to blame Elon and Doge and the billionaires should solve all the problems.
00:39:28.020 So I found this tweet I thought was interesting.
00:39:30.140 Instead of saving millions of African children, Obama chose a $45 million real estate portfolio instead. 0.73
00:39:37.360 You could have kept a non-verbal African with HIV alive for four more years, Obama. 0.97
00:39:44.280 Are you proud of yourself? 1.00
00:39:45.260 Yeah, you could have created a school where they all go and then-
00:39:49.500 That gets halfway finished.
00:39:50.680 Yeah.
00:39:51.200 And then the roof never gets put on.
00:39:52.660 You could have done that.
00:39:53.480 They strip all the stuff from the inside.
00:39:55.520 Yeah.
00:39:56.000 You were this close, Obama, but you chose real estate again.
00:39:58.240 And honestly, good choice, Obama.
00:40:00.520 Good choice, Obama.
00:40:01.300 You're on our side now.
00:40:02.140 You know what's up, Obama.
00:40:03.160 All right, let's get into our migrant section.
00:40:05.020 We have an interesting spread of migrant stuff here. 1.00
00:40:07.920 Nothing crazy, not our usual. 1.00
00:40:09.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.58
00:40:10.140 But first, there was a worksite fight with some illegals. 0.52
00:40:15.380 The roofers, and they're fighting on the roof, and he threw them off the roof. 0.98
00:40:21.160 I didn't realize they fight each other like this.
00:40:23.660 I'd never seen them really, like, looking for a fight.
00:40:26.540 Yeah.
00:40:27.160 No, I mean, they do fight.
00:40:28.980 And honestly, before commenting on this, I got to know the reason.
00:40:32.500 I got to know what happened.
00:40:33.860 I want to know who did what.
00:40:35.280 Yeah.
00:40:35.760 Because sometimes, you know, this is men being men.
00:40:38.260 Yeah, that's true.
00:40:38.980 I'm not really against this, but if you're illegal, you obviously have to go.
00:40:42.420 Goodbye.
00:40:43.380 If you don't speak an English, you have to go. 0.55
00:40:45.400 Goodbye.
00:40:46.260 But, you know, sometimes it gets hot when you're roofing and you got to beat some people up. 1.00
00:40:50.480 And I think this is maybe shows the immigration class. 1.00
00:40:54.300 Remember the 90s illegals would like keep their head down 0.71
00:40:57.880 and never really do anything like that? 0.98
00:40:59.800 These look like guys from like Honduras or Venezuela. 1.00
00:41:03.260 The new age ones are getting punked. 1.00
00:41:04.460 The new age ones that just come in and they're down to fight.
00:41:07.080 Yeah, so until I hear exactly what that was about,
00:41:09.700 I'm not going to form an opinion on it.
00:41:11.240 But you do have to leave if you're not a citizen.
00:41:13.400 That's an assumption. 1.00
00:41:14.980 Very fair.
00:41:15.980 All right, next we have Jacob Frey watching the World Cup game.
00:41:19.840 And look who he's celebrating with.
00:41:24.300 USA!
00:41:29.200 USA!
00:41:31.420 USA!
00:41:32.480 USA! 1.00
00:41:33.660 No Somalis. 1.00
00:41:35.160 Yeah, I didn't recognize him without his Somali props, 1.00
00:41:37.820 without his Somali henchmen all around him. 1.00
00:41:39.880 That was weird. 1.00
00:41:40.640 That was very strange. 1.00
00:41:41.780 I've never seen him without Somalis. 0.96
00:41:43.240 I've never seen him without Somalis, 0.99
00:41:44.840 or even speaking English, really. 1.00
00:41:46.560 He usually talks that other jibber-jabber language.
00:41:49.020 Somali-yay. 0.99
00:41:49.940 Yeah, he does that. 0.94
00:41:52.740 All right.
00:41:53.340 Or he's usually kneeling in front of George Floyd's casket, crying, golden casket, remember?
00:41:58.400 Yeah. 1.00
00:41:58.960 Those are the only two, with black people or Somalis. 1.00
00:42:01.540 And they're distinct. 0.54
00:42:02.700 It's weird seeing him with, like, white people and chanting USA. 0.60
00:42:05.800 I know. 0.61
00:42:06.280 That's like a simulation glitch.
00:42:08.100 All right, next we have an update. 0.92
00:42:10.500 A Haitian illegal killed a state trooper, and this is the guy.
00:42:14.500 33-year-old Michael Bond in Schuylkill County yesterday.
00:42:18.140 Video shows officers wheeling him out of the state police barracks in the borough of Frackville.
00:42:23.900 Authorities say Bond crashed a tractor trailer he was driving into Trooper Michael Pajara yesterday morning in Cass Township.
00:42:31.840 Pajara was inspecting a different tractor trailer along I-81 at the time.
00:42:37.080 So he was driving a truck and he crashed into the state trooper. 0.96
00:42:41.280 Yeah, white guy. 0.56
00:42:42.300 Michael Pajara.
00:42:44.940 Super sad.
00:42:46.120 Yeah, that's one of our good ones.
00:42:47.400 Just another truck guy. 0.81
00:42:48.420 And then obviously he's a Haitian, which everyone's fighting so hard to keep, all the Democrats are.
00:42:54.820 And the Haitian is an illegal alien who first flew into the U.S. in 2024 via Biden admin's CHNV migrant flights mass parole program. 0.77
00:43:04.800 So this was one of the guys we flew in to kill a state trooper, kill a productive member of society. 0.98
00:43:10.220 Couldn't control the truck.
00:43:11.480 Didn't know what to do.
00:43:13.640 So, yeah, he was flown into Fort Lauderdale Airport.
00:43:16.300 And this was late 2024.
00:43:18.420 So he was like right before the whistle.
00:43:20.240 The last one in, yeah.
00:43:21.700 And he applied for temporary protected status.
00:43:24.420 And when we're saying all these things,
00:43:25.960 we meet an NGO or a lawyer or somebody did it all for him 0.98
00:43:29.420 because he's retarded, remember? 0.98
00:43:31.440 He's a Haitian. 1.00
00:43:32.780 There's like a whole apparatus, 1.00
00:43:34.640 a whole machine that was built
00:43:36.180 just to streamline guys like this through
00:43:39.060 who can't even think.
00:43:40.340 Yeah, and then they wheel him out
00:43:41.620 because he can't walk anymore.
00:43:43.080 He goes feral or something
00:43:45.220 and you have to start taking him,
00:43:46.580 wheeling him around and all that.
00:43:48.420 Yeah. So, I mean, you guys, again, this kind of theme, whose fault is this? Whose fault is this? That was 2024. We revoked their temporary protective status just recently. Obviously, you can't go out and collect them a week later, but at a certain point, it is our fault for not getting these people out quick enough, right?
00:44:07.780 That's how I see it too.
00:44:08.920 I'm going to, I don't mean to be a, you know, Debbie Downer, but it is, it's, the percents
00:44:14.620 are swinging.
00:44:15.480 It was a hundred percent Biden's fault and one percent our fault at the beginning of
00:44:19.040 Trump's second term.
00:44:19.840 And now it's, I don't know, you decide, right?
00:44:22.120 Very true. 1.00
00:44:22.880 Let's jump to the other trucker story and then we'll come back to the Indian shitter. 1.00
00:44:27.420 Yeah. 0.81
00:44:27.600 There was another trucker.
00:44:29.240 Sebastian Stone was killed by a truck driver, Kuljeet Kang.
00:44:33.180 According to the allegations, Kang was using his phone when he struck stone.
00:44:36.240 He did not stop, render aid, or report the crash.
00:44:39.800 So that's the upstanding citizen who just wants to work hard and be here.
00:44:43.880 And we might have a video of him doing his driving school promotion after he gets his CDL.
00:44:51.080 And this was from Palatine, Illinois, very close to my hometown.
00:44:54.660 But that's what Palatine's up to. 0.97
00:45:06.240 foreign gibberish what the fuck is he is that speaking english no i don't think so he said cdl 0.95
00:45:11.780 though he's switching between license and acronyms or a different language and acronyms 0.98
00:45:16.700 play it again i think that was english
00:45:18.940 cdl license is the only thing in english but yeah so that's him so these people are killing
00:45:31.660 are people, but there are some good ones that come. And obviously there's a difference. Like
00:45:37.400 when a person comes from a place like India, but they work a job, they're probably normal 1.00
00:45:42.540 first world level people, right? Definitely. They work at IBM and shit. So you must Apple, 1.00
00:45:47.200 you must have some standards. And we have an example of that here. This man was caught
00:45:52.520 shitting. Yeah. This man was a pants down shitting and someone made a Facebook post about it. 0.99
00:45:58.560 and I like the Facebook post 0.99
00:46:00.800 because it's kind of like
00:46:01.820 from the liberal perspective
00:46:03.140 like you're shocked
00:46:04.120 you're not a show watcher
00:46:05.400 it's more like
00:46:06.200 can you believe this
00:46:07.460 and if you had been
00:46:08.600 paying attention
00:46:09.120 yeah you can obviously
00:46:10.020 believe it
00:46:10.580 but it says
00:46:11.260 this morning
00:46:11.720 at the main entrance
00:46:12.400 to our subdivision
00:46:13.320 on Ranch Trails Drive
00:46:15.160 a man was openly
00:46:16.580 defecating
00:46:17.140 just a few feet
00:46:17.880 from the road
00:46:18.460 in full view
00:46:19.420 of numerous vehicles
00:46:20.380 including families
00:46:21.320 with children
00:46:21.900 stopped at the traffic light
00:46:23.400 before anyone assumes
00:46:24.740 this was simply
00:46:25.400 an emergency
00:46:26.060 he had a stack
00:46:27.120 of napkins beside him
00:46:28.360 and more in his pocket and he showed no concern about the number of people witnessing what was
00:46:32.960 happening to those who observed the incident it appeared to be a deliberate act rather than an
00:46:38.140 emergency afterward he stood up briefly exposing himself and left feces on the ground they don't
00:46:44.060 pick it up uh this is completely unacceptable for obvious public health sanitation and public
00:46:49.280 decency reasons a police report has been filed with the cedar park police department i'm sharing
00:46:54.060 this to make our neighbors aware of what occurred blah blah blah there you go and the guy's wearing
00:46:59.000 a polo glasses pants prescription glasses a gold bracelet like all the little tells that you've 0.96
00:47:06.580 ascended to the first world but he's bringing the shitting napkins out to the public roadway and 0.71
00:47:10.920 dumping on the uh the what retaining wall or whatever it is i'll be right back i'm going to 0.88
00:47:17.260 the bathroom walk outside oh that's bad i mean yeah and that's that's the main point is like
00:47:24.400 he's got all the trimmings of someone who you think oh he's getting along normally in this 0.99
00:47:28.760 world right he shouldn't understand i'm sure someone's explained to him that you don't shit 0.99
00:47:32.740 in public right at the stoplight where the minivan with the soccer mom all her kids are looking out 0.96
00:47:37.300 the window he's a vp yeah at the firm all right our last story is just a quick headline and it's
00:47:43.840 a sad one. A father was killed. Yeah, this is an update to a story we didn't really cover,
00:47:49.140 but the migrant who attacked and killed Swedish father Christian Zedig in a football fan zone
00:47:54.180 had multiple previous criminal charges, including rape in 2013, attempted murder in 2017, and
00:48:02.160 assault in April 2026. Why wasn't he stopped? And then you see this Swedish man with his beautiful
00:48:08.320 family, two young kids, and then you see just a repeat offender idiot. You can barely see in the 1.00
00:48:13.380 picture it's just what it is guys that's who needs to be in the west i guess so all right well we're
00:48:21.220 moving on to the final page of housekeeping where i can say whatever i want use opportunity to go
00:48:24.660 the post help us juice the algo leave a like comment comment again and start yapping po box
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00:48:44.740 if YouTube's still doing it or if it was just for when we switched over, but you know, yeah, try it
00:48:48.840 out. Please sign up. All right. We have a funny thing that was sent to us in the group chat,
00:48:54.460 members only group chat. Marcus Grine sent us this and look at the cord from the bonus land
00:49:00.280 episode. It connects with his real life wall. Wow. That's a wink. Isn't that cool? Wink from
00:49:04.960 the simulation. Yeah. And then someone also sent us a picture from the future. This is in 2028,
00:49:10.720 they said holy shit richard fat boy and fleck has got shredded fleck has finally cut the weight 0.97
00:49:16.920 here i am congratulations and can i be honest a little bit yeah sometimes you have a bad weekend 0.99
00:49:22.900 have a few drinks on friday you go to the baseball game eat the whole pizza then saturday you wake
00:49:28.900 up and you go well i already ruined my weekend why don't i eat again you kind of run it back
00:49:33.620 with a different maybe chinese food this time this is what it feels like to film on mondays
00:49:37.980 some days. When you have a bad week, you're like, I have to get on camera. I gained eight pounds or
00:49:43.360 10 pounds at a weekend. This is what it's like, guys. That's what it's like. That's from the
00:49:48.020 future. So start placing your bets. Are you making any changes? Have you done anything?
00:49:53.780 Well, I think I'm good if I turn out like that. All right. So no changes. As long as I turn out
00:49:58.620 like that, I'm fine. I'll just keep this going. Excellent. All right. Next, we have a little
00:50:02.620 piece of advice to have uh better days and better brain yeah it says brush your teeth with your
00:50:09.100 non-dominant hand it's uh stimulates neuroplasticity and creates new neural connections
00:50:14.600 and boosts your cognitive flexibility you also have some bloody gums i think with your
00:50:20.660 uncordinated left hand and i don't care i'll put anything on camera but um yeah i guess if you
00:50:29.820 want to be a, if you want your brushing your teeth to be 20% less efficient and your gums to bleed
00:50:34.800 20% more, but you create new neural pathways, go ahead. And if you feel like you're stuck or you're
00:50:40.880 doing the same thing you've been doing and you can't get out of the rut, it could be good to
00:50:45.680 maybe start your day doing that because then your brain's doing something different and then doing
00:50:51.120 something different can help get you out of the rut if you do it early in the day. Sure. Maybe.
00:50:57.140 I don't know.
00:50:57.940 All right, next.
00:50:58.600 I thought this was interesting.
00:50:59.680 I found hairstyles from the 70s.
00:51:03.100 Yeah.
00:51:04.080 What do you think?
00:51:05.220 Well, everyone's covering their ears. 1.00
00:51:08.300 Everyone's hairy as fuck. 1.00
00:51:10.880 Teen wolf shit. 1.00
00:51:12.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:51:12.800 And they're all covering their ears.
00:51:14.860 That's interesting.
00:51:15.540 I didn't pick up on that.
00:51:16.560 Imagine if your ears were covered by hair the whole time.
00:51:20.920 Yeah.
00:51:21.380 I don't like it.
00:51:22.520 I don't like any of these haircuts.
00:51:24.940 There's a few RRB types in here, though.
00:51:27.160 Yeah.
00:51:27.880 I'm kind of losing track of what I even look like based on what Doppel's people send me.
00:51:33.200 So keep doing it.
00:51:34.560 You saw the photo of what you look like in the future.
00:51:36.940 You look like that.
00:51:37.980 You say 2028?
00:51:38.960 Yeah.
00:51:39.340 Okay.
00:51:39.860 I got time.
00:51:40.540 I can save it.
00:51:41.340 This is like Terminator.
00:51:42.300 They show you the future and you can save it, right?
00:51:45.180 I was watching a movie that was in the 90s.
00:51:48.500 And you know what else I noticed?
00:51:49.580 What?
00:51:50.320 Everyone who was wearing blazers, they would carry the blazer over their shoulder.
00:51:55.020 Oh, yeah.
00:51:55.280 That was huge.
00:51:55.680 Like that.
00:51:56.160 And you carry it around and you have it over your back.
00:51:59.140 No one does that anymore.
00:52:00.300 I think it became performative.
00:52:02.460 I think it became like everything. 0.98
00:52:04.540 It had its run and then people started being little pussies about it. 1.00
00:52:07.580 Yeah. 1.00
00:52:08.020 It was real 90s shit carrying the blazer on your shoulder like that. 1.00
00:52:11.700 All right. 0.98
00:52:12.320 Next, we showed you guys last episode, if you were a member and you watched it, 1.00
00:52:17.380 that clip of the Asian people stealing all the crabs, poaching. 1.00
00:52:22.020 And we were talking about how Asian people will eat anything and they go crazy 1.00
00:52:25.780 and they slurp up anything from the ocean 0.99
00:52:27.560 and I actually found a clip about it.
00:52:39.160 Now that sauce is good.
00:52:43.700 All right, so you're sending AI clips or what?
00:52:47.140 He got away.
00:52:49.020 That's not AI.
00:52:50.240 I don't know.
00:52:50.980 He got away.
00:52:51.800 You see that? 0.97
00:52:52.460 Every time she bites, it doesn't work.
00:52:54.440 So I think it's kind of AI.
00:52:55.860 I don't know.
00:52:56.080 I think it disappeared.
00:52:56.920 Look at it disappear into the pile.
00:52:58.760 I think you just get.
00:52:59.800 I don't know.
00:53:00.160 That's good. 1.00
00:53:00.940 His skin is just too strong. 0.80
00:53:03.120 Okay. 0.96
00:53:03.600 It's like shark skin.
00:53:05.040 All right.
00:53:05.640 The last clip of the final page of housekeeping, in my opinion, is clip of the year so far.
00:53:11.860 The shroud taken from Constantinople.
00:53:20.140 Constantinople.
00:53:20.980 was the shroud
00:53:25.320 taken from Constantinoplae
00:53:27.520 I can't say that word
00:53:28.680 Constantinoplae
00:53:31.980 Constantinoplae
00:53:33.520 is the pronunciation
00:53:35.820 Constantinoplae
00:53:37.240 thank you
00:53:42.320 could also be Constantinoplae
00:53:45.820 no okay thank you
00:53:49.600 what are those things called
00:53:50.600 I don't remember, but basically you ask them and if they go in, it's yes.
00:53:54.500 And if they go out, it's no.
00:53:55.560 So the guy is mispronouncing Constantinople and asking the rods if that's the correct pronunciation. 0.85
00:54:00.560 And then they say yes.
00:54:01.920 And it was the wrong thing.
00:54:03.020 That's like as good as it gets.
00:54:04.820 That's my favorite clip I've ever seen.
00:54:06.960 All right.
00:54:07.720 You know, certain things just resonate with people. 1.00
00:54:10.000 You know, you're asking like this made up shit. 0.99
00:54:12.820 If this is how you pronounce the word wrong and you pronounced it wrong. 1.00
00:54:15.860 And then the made up shit says, yep. 0.99
00:54:17.700 That's like perfect. 1.00
00:54:18.540 It is perfect.
00:54:19.060 It's fully, it's self-contained.
00:54:20.760 It's a self-contained video.
00:54:21.900 That's so good.
00:54:22.860 All right.
00:54:23.200 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.
00:54:24.400 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.
00:54:28.380 All right.
00:54:29.180 Cringe of the Week.
00:54:30.160 We have a little mini section I built.
00:54:32.280 And this is one of those things where you see a one-off clip and it's pretty funny.
00:54:36.260 But then when you get two clips that are funny, you can create a section.
00:54:39.900 And that's what I did.
00:54:40.660 These are a bad names.
00:54:42.080 This is a bad names section.
00:54:44.140 And it's going to be quick clips.
00:54:45.340 But here's our first one.
00:54:47.400 Hi, my name is Nagar.
00:54:48.560 I've been coming to store food for a few years now and I absolutely love it
00:54:51.820 here.
00:54:52.660 Nagar.
00:54:53.240 Nagar.
00:54:54.120 Careful. 1.00
00:54:54.760 She should start all her reels with that.
00:54:56.700 Hey,
00:54:56.880 it's Nagar here.
00:54:58.140 And then you kind of get slurry a little bit.
00:55:00.840 Yeah.
00:55:01.280 You'll go viral.
00:55:02.180 You'll just keep going viral. 0.90
00:55:03.240 And then she'll go viral and then she'll start, 0.95
00:55:05.580 like she'll create a class on how to go viral. 0.66
00:55:08.860 And it's like,
00:55:09.440 step one,
00:55:10.380 make your name basically a racial slur.
00:55:12.960 No,
00:55:13.200 no word.
00:55:13.820 Yeah.
00:55:14.440 There's a girl on Instagram who does that. 1.00
00:55:16.860 and she talks like a baby. 0.99
00:55:19.360 How do you even do the voice?
00:55:21.080 Whittally, I was driving with my boyfriend
00:55:23.560 and it's lispy.
00:55:25.340 It's no R's, whatever. 0.99
00:55:27.480 Like little kids.
00:55:28.080 Yesterday, I was driving with my boyfriend.
00:55:30.200 I don't know what the word for it is.
00:55:31.660 What is that?
00:55:32.180 I don't know the word either,
00:55:33.340 but it's that where you talk like a baby
00:55:35.480 and then she's doing a course on how to go viral.
00:55:38.320 It's like, guys, I know how to go viral.
00:55:40.000 I've been going viral on Instagram and TikTok.
00:55:42.660 My very first post hit 100,000 views.
00:55:45.760 It's like step one, talk like this.
00:55:48.540 Have a brutal lisp that every single comment is about the brutal lisp.
00:55:52.720 Step two.
00:55:53.580 Can you do that or no?
00:55:54.460 Talk about whatever you want to talk about.
00:55:56.140 Yeah, that's actually so funny.
00:55:57.280 And like now they're doing courses and it's like the only reason you're going viral is
00:56:00.580 because people are like sending your stuff to make fun of you.
00:56:04.100 As a joke.
00:56:04.760 Yeah.
00:56:05.000 As a joke.
00:56:05.520 As a joke.
00:56:05.940 All right.
00:56:06.360 Our next funny name and our bad name section is this one.
00:56:10.620 I'm retort.
00:56:11.980 I'm retort.
00:56:13.200 Do solemnly, sincerely, and truly declare.
00:56:15.160 All right, one more time.
00:56:16.200 Do solemnly sincere.
00:56:17.400 And that's probably the only instance where she's ever said, I'm Marie Todd.
00:56:21.480 I'm Marie Todd.
00:56:22.880 I'm Marie Todd.
00:56:24.260 I'm Marie Todd.
00:56:25.460 Do solemnly sincere.
00:56:27.340 Oh my God, she admitted.
00:56:29.300 Isn't that crazy that this happened?
00:56:31.540 Tough break.
00:56:32.380 And that's the only thing.
00:56:33.340 That's the only situation where you would say, I comma Marie Tard is when you're getting
00:56:38.520 sworn in.
00:56:39.060 So all you had to do was avoid public service and you would never say the sentence.
00:56:42.440 I'm Marie Tard.
00:56:43.320 But she couldn't.
00:56:44.340 I'm Marie Todd.
00:56:45.160 that's boy better than negar negar she's she's really over enunciating it that one was good
00:56:50.920 though that one was good all right let's get to our next segment we have a little bit of an ableism
00:56:57.960 section here and we have one character with multiple clips and here's her take on july 4th 0.99
00:57:04.140 what fucking sort of capitalist colonial garbage is this shit i've never supported well before 0.98
00:57:09.220 masks or warn them and i never will using the genocidal quote-unquote fourth of july quote-unquote 1.00
00:57:17.900 independence day to sell masks is aligning yourself with fascism and colonial violence
00:57:24.820 especially as fascists i'm trying to literally unalive disabled immigrant folks and trying to 0.98
00:57:32.580 bring back institution for disabled folks it shows where you fucking stand and we should be 0.99
00:57:37.340 extremely against anything that's upholding this sort of colonial garbage. 1.00
00:57:43.060 There you go. 0.99
00:57:44.120 You see how many issues she tied together? 1.00
00:57:46.200 That was a lot.
00:57:46.840 It's beautiful.
00:57:47.660 It's a skill to do that.
00:57:49.160 You got to keep track of multiple storylines, weave them in and out. 1.00
00:57:52.640 It's hard being this manic and basically retarded, right? 0.99
00:57:55.680 And it's all intersectional. 1.00
00:57:56.980 Yeah, of course.
00:57:58.160 And then you go to the grocery store and you say,
00:58:00.200 oh, I saw you buying some hot dogs and an Uncle Sam pool float. 0.72
00:58:04.700 You're pro-genocide, right?
00:58:06.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:06.660 And this, it's so funny.
00:58:08.900 It's like a mask. 0.98
00:58:09.900 People who are selling masks in July of 2026, you're a fascist. 0.95
00:58:15.200 Not good enough. 0.93
00:58:16.020 Turns on everybody.
00:58:16.900 And then also, I can't help but notice, like, looking at the mask that this crazed individual is wearing is a 3M mask. 0.98
00:58:24.620 I bet she goes like this, looks the other way, because you can find some shit that 3M has probably done. 0.97
00:58:31.720 It's an old company, you know? 0.98
00:58:33.740 So she probably doesn't look just so she can keep running the mask.
00:58:36.660 It's like, oh, they used to make masks for the laborers so they wouldn't die so they could keep them working for free.
00:58:41.520 I'm sure there's some tough history that would not jive with her.
00:58:44.680 Yeah.
00:58:45.020 And then we have another one about super spreader pride events.
00:58:49.600 Yeah, this one might be more buzzwords and issue sure than the first one. 0.91
00:58:54.060 There's no pride in eugenics. 0.58
00:58:55.960 Super spreader pride events have been so problematic. 0.99
00:58:59.920 Queer joy under disabled death is eugenics. 0.93
00:59:04.200 queer joy with disabled exclusion is ableist we need to think about centering multiply 0.66
00:59:11.040 disabled folks in all access and planning so a year ago i reached out to a couple pride
00:59:17.580 organizers discussing the importance of n95 mask of airway mitigations about how to have
00:59:24.520 accessible inclusive events specifically for multiply disabled folks making sure that we
00:59:31.700 could just shut it off. We get it. Everything. She runs every issue together. But even the pride 1.00
00:59:36.560 people weren't woke enough because she was telling them about you doing the N95 mask, 0.91
00:59:42.760 making sure the disabled people can get there. And they kind of just like blew her off.
00:59:47.280 Yeah. And what's interesting to me is, um, you know, some people have their, like,
00:59:51.560 that's the moment I woke up when they fired me for not getting the COVID jab, or that's when I
00:59:56.380 woke up when I saw they were letting the George Floyd protesters keep going. Like there are some
01:00:00.300 landmark moments that you point to on when you got red pilled or something like that.
01:00:04.780 Or in 2016, I saw what they were doing, the media to Trump, all these things. And people really do
01:00:11.100 get one-shotted by like COVID. The path of this woman's life forever changed because of what
01:00:18.220 happened in 2020. It's so crazy to me. That's a great point. Right? Like, it's not like she would
01:00:23.080 have been doing much with value, maybe babysitting a few kids or, you know, something like that,
01:00:27.260 working for a nonprofit or something, but, or a coffee shop. Yeah. But now her disability and
01:00:32.700 her being sick gives her like the ultimate thing to do because the world card play. Yeah. It's a 0.99
01:00:38.520 card to play because the world isn't built for people who are disabled to get around as easy 0.51
01:00:44.280 as everyone else. And then, or no, you know, wearing a mask, same thing. So now she has 0.95
01:00:49.260 something to do and something to fight. And what does she do? She thinks about it all day. So she's 0.87
01:00:53.580 constantly circling this issue and then I don't know man she keeps finding problems oh you're
01:00:58.100 not doing this right oh this is uh not good for disabled folks and it's just like now you're busy 0.99
01:01:04.340 I feel genuinely sad for someone like this do you want to play the puppet show or no yeah let's play 0.99
01:01:07.820 the puppet show happy disability pride month y'all this is Esme the mad mass mixma with mass puppetry
01:01:14.380 and Leisha we're so excited to go over some disability pride stemming joy disabled joy
01:01:22.680 I want that wheelchair Muppet.
01:01:24.000 Yeah, the wheelchair Muppet is pretty rare.
01:01:25.980 Do you think she just put a Muppet in a wheelchair or do you think it came together? 0.97
01:01:29.660 I think that's a custom job, yeah.
01:01:31.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.63
01:01:31.840 But like we said, her identity is her disability. 0.90
01:01:35.940 Yeah. 0.81
01:01:36.660 And the problems that she's trying to solve is no one taking her disability seriously. 0.77
01:01:42.440 And then she's a victim and then the world doesn't accommodate her disabilities, which is a direct attack on her identity.
01:01:49.600 Now you're busy.
01:01:51.180 Of course.
01:01:51.660 You got, you got a career out of this.
01:01:53.700 And if something happened, like say you got sick or say you got like Lyme disease, it 0.97
01:02:00.140 would be like, all right, this sucks. 0.92
01:02:01.780 How do I get rid of it? 0.98
01:02:03.240 How long is it going to take?
01:02:04.560 Which cutting edge doctor has cured this?
01:02:07.780 Here's what worked for me.
01:02:08.940 You become like a testimonial page about it, trying to help others.
01:02:12.340 Exactly.
01:02:12.960 And then you just go.
01:02:14.120 And then the goal is to get rid of whatever the problem is, but they don't have that.
01:02:19.180 Their identity becomes it.
01:02:21.020 And then it's like their number one thing they have going for them is that I'm multiple disabled.
01:02:25.540 Well, and instead of teaching, like if someone got Lyme disease and like explain their journey, here's me at the bottom.
01:02:31.380 Here's how I felt my best in years.
01:02:34.520 They're teaching.
01:02:35.660 And then this person is policing.
01:02:37.960 You know what I mean?
01:02:38.720 It's like teaching and sharing.
01:02:40.000 And here's what got me through it.
01:02:41.100 And then this is all policing and shaming. 1.00
01:02:43.580 And these trans queer people weren't woke enough. 0.89
01:02:46.140 They didn't wear the mask. 1.00
01:02:47.020 So very different.
01:02:48.680 But you can see the personality types.
01:02:50.540 Like, no matter what, the personality type is going to shine through. 1.00
01:02:55.180 And if you're a miserable bitch, you're just going to be a miserable ass bitch, you know? 1.00
01:02:58.740 Very true. 1.00
01:02:59.720 All right, let's get into our next little segment here in Cringe.
01:03:02.580 We have two clips about Native American history.
01:03:05.520 This first guy talks about Native American genders.
01:03:08.860 So within Native societies, at least the one that I was raised with, with my own people, we have seven genders of medicine.
01:03:14.700 First one would be the women because they were made first, shortly followed by the men, which is our second.
01:03:19.040 the third one is women loving women
01:03:21.260 fourth one is men loving men
01:03:23.320 fifth one is women nurturing
01:03:25.220 themselves to become men
01:03:26.540 sixth one yeah sixth one was men
01:03:29.260 nurturing themselves to become women
01:03:30.640 and then the seventh one that we have which is arguably the most
01:03:33.260 sacred out of all of them would be our two spirit
01:03:35.020 so with two spirits in our
01:03:37.240 beliefs is that two spirit person 0.88
01:03:39.200 has equal proportions of the female
01:03:41.000 and the male spirit back into one body
01:03:43.140 there you go so
01:03:45.160 he wrote some fan fiction
01:03:46.720 yeah and
01:03:49.020 he matched it up to the modern day, what everyone's doing. It's like, oh yeah, we had two spirit
01:03:53.600 people. It was probably like a schizophrenic, like who was on the outskirts of the tribe,
01:03:57.720 like back 500 years ago. That's why you chopping your cock off in 2018 was not a bad idea. 1.00
01:04:03.380 This comes from thousands of years of Native American history that lines up with it. 1.00
01:04:07.480 That's totally normal. Yeah. And then the way I see this too,
01:04:11.140 this is what allyship looks like. You signal, you're a small minority group and you signal 0.98
01:04:18.460 to another small minority group, 0.83
01:04:20.000 hey, we got your back.
01:04:21.560 Trans people, Native Americans, 0.95
01:04:23.480 let's shake hands on it, right? 0.61
01:04:25.400 Yeah.
01:04:25.820 I'll say whatever you want.
01:04:27.020 I'll twist my history
01:04:27.940 to match what you're doing right now. 1.00
01:04:30.220 What, you jerking off to some weird shit? 1.00
01:04:32.160 Yeah, we did that too back in the day. 1.00
01:04:33.700 Don't worry about it.
01:04:34.860 You're fine.
01:04:35.780 We're together now, right?
01:04:36.900 Yeah, it's so true.
01:04:38.040 But yeah.
01:04:38.540 And then our next clip,
01:04:40.440 this black woman tells us 0.82
01:04:42.100 who the real Native Americans actually were. 1.00
01:04:44.660 Well, I'm here to tell you, 0.97
01:04:46.340 Black America to date, 1.00
01:04:47.280 all of that is a lie. We never came from nowhere. We were already here, right here on this land,
01:04:56.120 okay? Everybody else came from everywhere else to America. The same way in 2026, you got foreigners
01:05:05.460 fighting to come to America. That's the exact same way in 1776. And even beyond that, the foreigners 0.75
01:05:13.480 were fighting to come to america okay now they'll teach you this in school but they teach it to you 0.97
01:05:23.820 in a way to where you don't understand what's happening so in school they told us about and
01:05:28.320 she understands what's happening yeah so she's gonna tell us now yeah so she basically says
01:05:33.020 that black people were here before native americans which is interesting i haven't really
01:05:37.620 thought of that yeah me neither never once crossed my mind at all ever and we have to
01:05:43.060 update um our we wasary bingo cards because we know that we was the real pyramid builders
01:05:48.880 we was the real jews we was the real vikings we was babe ruth we was abe lincoln and now we was 0.95
01:05:55.540 native americans and shit so add that to the bingo card yeah we was native americans bingo 0.95
01:06:00.740 bingo i hit bingo three months ago yeah i don't know and so that's it like everybody tries to 0.97
01:06:07.120 co-opt each other's thing and nobody's really honest with themselves yeah and the intersectionality
01:06:12.960 it really gives people the ability to borrow. 0.89
01:06:17.300 Oh, you trans folks?
01:06:18.460 Oh, that comes from Native Americans, which is good.
01:06:20.720 And then, oh, the Native Americans were actually black people. 0.74
01:06:23.220 So, you know, and then black people are actually Jews. 0.96
01:06:26.380 Yeah, imagine that black woman going up to the guy 0.98
01:06:28.960 who was doing the genders and being like, 1.00
01:06:30.880 you in my outfit.
01:06:33.380 Eventually it crumbles because of the competing interests, 1.00
01:06:35.420 much like the mask woman who was shaming the other, 0.67
01:06:38.300 otherwise allies for not doing the appropriate mask stuff. 0.90
01:06:41.580 Yeah.
01:06:41.840 They all eat each other.
01:06:42.960 They all do. All right. Our last clip of Cringe of the Week, some history of tipping I did not know.
01:06:49.140 That she does not know. The reason tipping even came about is because during slavery, right after slavery, a lot of institutions and a lot of businesses did not want to hire black employees.
01:07:02.060 So the only places that would hire us was restaurants, hotels, right? And places like these that required tipping. Why?
01:07:08.660 because they did not the employers didn't wanted to take responsibility off of themselves to pay
01:07:13.800 you as a black person because they still view you as a slave so what did they say we're gonna leave
01:07:18.280 your payment your paycheck you being able to feed your family we're gonna leave that on the customers
01:07:23.120 let the customers decide if you were good enough to them let the customers decide if you're gonna
01:07:27.500 be able to feed your family that is the origination of tip so tipping there you go so that's why they
01:07:33.220 don't tip it's because of 1800s economics yeah and you guys know if if you guys know anybody who
01:07:39.300 ever worked as a waiter they'll tell you who doesn't tip what demographics and i guess it's
01:07:43.780 out of principle the historian yeah because there's a bad taste in my mouth from what it used
01:07:48.280 to be which we don't even know we're not even checking yeah i mean just pair it with the we
01:07:53.020 were native americans woman and you can ballpark what the historical accuracy is but they still
01:07:58.380 want tips yes there's no i'm not working a tip job or i'm not taking your tip because this is
01:08:05.480 actually about slavery yeah and there's something weird that happens when like everybody's living
01:08:10.460 under the same system and it's like okay it's like so so if even let's pretend everything she 0.55
01:08:15.320 said was true we're all doing it now latinos whites blacks everybody does it now so should
01:08:22.200 we end it or change it or something i don't know like there's no real answer to that everyone else 0.98
01:08:28.000 just adapts but then the black people i got a bad taste in my mouth is the energy and it's funny 1.00
01:08:33.740 because like they're kind of giving an excuse for why black people don't tip yeah and then like 1.00
01:08:38.840 99.999 percent of black people are not thinking about this at all yes and and you know like
01:08:44.860 america or just employment laws like we had to fight for the nine to five unionize like horrific 0.99
01:08:52.580 shit happening in the meat packing plants in like Upton Sinclair's, 0.99
01:08:56.700 the jungle indentured servants. 1.00
01:08:58.820 When they first came over company towns where you'd be in debt by your next 0.99
01:09:04.760 pay.
01:09:04.980 Like there were so many horrible predatory employment practices that like we
01:09:09.720 just all made it past and there's no, there's no need to dwell.
01:09:13.560 Yeah.
01:09:14.140 And there's no bitter taste in my mouth because I work in an air conditioned
01:09:16.920 office.
01:09:17.700 You're probably getting paid by some NGO for being on that podcast.
01:09:21.880 I don't know, man.
01:09:22.720 You're probably an administrator in a high school with bad math proficiency.
01:09:27.140 But again, that dwelling on the past, that dwelling on the past injustices, that gives you the capital.
01:09:34.220 That gives you the moral currency to move about society in a way.
01:09:37.320 So I guess you have to keep bringing it up.
01:09:39.500 Exactly.
01:09:40.140 Well, that's the end of Cringe.
01:09:41.240 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.
01:09:45.120 All right, Urban Decay.
01:09:46.800 Our first story of Urban Decay, a baby pulls a gun on a cop.
01:09:51.420 A dropping story out of St. Paul, where police say a toddler pulled a weapon on an officer during a traffic stop.
01:09:58.180 This happened on Monday when police pulled over 37-year-old Kenneth Terry for not wearing a seatbelt.
01:10:03.560 He also had warrants for his arrest.
01:10:05.540 When they were taking him into custody, another officer says one of the three children in the backseat,
01:10:11.240 all under the age of three, pulled a gun from a diaper bag and had it turned toward them.
01:10:17.040 The child was coaxed to put the weapon down, and fortunately no one was hurt.
01:10:21.420 Terry now faces a charge of child endangerment.
01:10:24.920 So I guess the kids learn that from dad.
01:10:28.020 Yeah, good instincts for under three-year-old.
01:10:30.060 And that's what happens when dad does stick around to raise the kids.
01:10:33.920 Ah, yeah.
01:10:35.200 And we're getting sentences I didn't even know were possible, like Mad Libs type stuff.
01:10:40.380 Three-year-old pulls gun from diaper bag on cop.
01:10:43.480 I didn't know we were there yet.
01:10:45.320 Yeah, that was a pretty bad one.
01:10:47.220 And that might be one of the worst ones we've heard.
01:10:49.500 I've never really seen. 1.00
01:10:50.460 We saw the baby in the diaper saying, fuck you to the police a few years ago. 1.00
01:10:54.140 Of course. 1.00
01:10:54.660 But pulling a gun from the diaper bag, and luckily the cops were able to- 0.91
01:10:58.020 Settle down, baby. 0.88
01:10:59.200 Drop that gun, baby.
01:11:02.120 And it's funny.
01:11:03.860 And the subtext of this, they pulled over a guy for not wearing a seatbelt, which some progressive states and cities, I think we covered it on the show, have done away with.
01:11:14.620 I can't remember the city, but I know we covered it.
01:11:16.940 where they were getting rid of like predicate stops
01:11:19.300 where not seatbelt, registration, whatever,
01:11:22.160 you couldn't stop them.
01:11:23.280 And then this guy had warrants
01:11:24.660 and a toddler had an access to the gun in the back seat.
01:11:27.960 So it's like, you see how that little thing
01:11:30.680 got your foot in the door for much bigger problems
01:11:32.920 that clearly need to be solved.
01:11:34.700 And certain Democrats and J.B. Pritzker types
01:11:38.240 are looking to get rid of the ability
01:11:39.600 for law enforcement to use that.
01:11:41.180 Very true.
01:11:42.020 All right, next story is very sad from New York City.
01:11:46.940 slash the tires scratching up everything
01:11:53.480 no money to pay for it obviously you sue this woman in court you couldn't claw back a dime
01:12:01.360 hard to watch that's heartbreaking she's frantic too that's a full paint job he's gonna need i 0.99
01:12:06.900 know and you just got your car painted you know that's not easy work i would suck that would suck 1.00
01:12:11.740 i would george floyd this woman i would put my knee on her back and then insurance probably i 0.85
01:12:16.020 don't know is they are they gonna cover your paint job probably not they kind of have to right that's
01:12:20.440 what it's all for is that how it works i guess someone and especially if i saw this video and i
01:12:25.560 saw the person i'd say yeah i was a victim of uh what do they call it god circumstances act of god
01:12:32.060 act of god it's just i've parked in manhattan it was an act of god there was a black woman who 0.63
01:12:37.420 could not be jailed i could use maybe a that black woman to mess up one of my cars if insurance is 1.00
01:12:42.840 going to cover. A little light fraud? You want to 1.00
01:12:44.820 do a little light fraud? Not publicly.
01:12:47.460 You're better than that. Alright, next
01:12:48.780 we have a freak out at Popeyes. Do you know
01:12:50.840 where this was? Popeyes.
01:13:05.600 Zombie movie.
01:13:06.380 you notice how everyone is down yeah it's like not one person like guys guys stop well you know
01:13:18.180 no no not again whoa one guy leaves which is you know they don't try to convince everyone else to
01:13:23.920 stop though but one guy leaves you can see that guy's underwear because his shorts are so low
01:13:28.640 but on videos like this i like to watch this video like eight times and i follow a new character
01:13:34.300 every time. And I see exactly their thought process and what they were up to. You should
01:13:38.160 try that next time, guys. We're not going to play it eight times, but you get to, it's like a
01:13:41.980 different kind of storytelling. Instead of seeing it all as one horde, you get to see five, six,
01:13:47.160 maybe seven individual journeys. Yeah. This guy was focused on doors. Yeah. He was the doorman.
01:13:53.020 He was the entry guy. One guy was the counterman. The woman at first, the employee actually made a
01:13:58.960 kick for her face. Did you see that? Yeah. Where look, they open the door. She's on the ground 1.00
01:14:04.840 and employee goes for a face kick. Yeah. So that was maybe the only person who was justified to 1.00
01:14:09.600 jumping on the counter. But even then you really have to just take your L because they all have
01:14:13.440 different motivations, but they're all swinging. Yeah. They're all together. And there's a beauty
01:14:18.120 in that. Yeah. That's camaraderie. All right. Next, there was an H-E-B glitch. H-E-B is like
01:14:24.340 a grocery store and there was a glitch where apparently people were getting free groceries
01:14:28.100 if they ordered online and it only worked i think for a couple people so did y'all know that heb had
01:14:34.200 a glitch yesterday and people were getting free groceries delivered like i saw everybody talking
01:14:39.840 about it on instagram so i hit up this guy that i used to um go to school was like okay what's
01:14:44.340 going on with heb why is everybody talking about heb he was like man everybody got free groceries
01:14:48.660 he was telling me how he got over like 1300 worth of groceries i want his friend got 4 000 worth
01:14:54.280 the groceries like okay that is insane like what are y'all gonna do if y'all have to pay that money
01:14:58.960 back which i'm sure some people had to do yeah of course because there's not really a glitch you
01:15:05.960 kind of owe the money and you have an account for the most part unless you're stealing someone's
01:15:09.720 identity and here's the result of one of those uh one of the glitches some hood type apartment
01:15:15.360 that's fully packed to the brim and they use the song where all my scamming and words where y'all 0.88
01:15:22.460 that and so they're they're filming their haul and look at the tons of waters too heavy stuff
01:15:30.180 all non-perishables hopefully a whole house full of stuff and that's like probably four thousand
01:15:35.800 dollars worth of groceries right there and heb if you guys don't know it's i think a mostly texas
01:15:40.840 grocery chain uh so this was a regional glitch it wasn't for you know the word didn't travel to new
01:15:47.400 York and Atlanta, all the Miami, the scammer cities. So the people who seized it, like all
01:15:56.040 glitches, the chase money glitch, the cash app glitch, all these that we've documented over the
01:16:00.780 course of the show, obviously you need word of mouth and you need to search how are they doing
01:16:05.360 it. It's not showing up in my account. And so when I went to TikTok to do more research on this,
01:16:11.020 I typed in H-E-B-G-L-I, and it auto-filled, the first time I went in and did this, it auto-filled G-L-I-C-H, glitch spelled wrong.
01:16:23.820 That's where you find the information.
01:16:25.500 So those are the type of people who are searching, people who can't spell glitch.
01:16:29.600 So that makes sense.
01:16:31.160 And then I don't even know the circumstances of it.
01:16:33.980 It must have been some app thing, or if you do X, Y, Z, then you get it.
01:16:37.680 But word of mouth spreads fast for these glitches.
01:16:41.020 And imagine some sort of dev or, like, app developer or somebody on Fourth of July weekend got called in because he got hit for $4,000.
01:16:51.100 Ah, hit for $1,200.
01:16:52.420 Ah, $6,000.
01:16:53.660 You're, like, coming into the office and, like, patching something.
01:16:57.060 And so eventually when they did patch it, this is what an HEB looked like.
01:17:01.400 So it was all just abandoned carts.
01:17:03.480 Yes.
01:17:03.640 People trying to do the glitch.
01:17:05.260 Give me 10 cinnamon toast crunch.
01:17:08.280 Yeah.
01:17:08.540 10 glass, 10 things of water.
01:17:10.220 So eventually the leakage was stopped, but I'm going to follow up on this
01:17:15.140 and see what happened to the people who used their real identity to get this
01:17:18.640 because I got a feeling your bank balance going negative 3,000.
01:17:23.640 Yeah.
01:17:24.320 But yeah, the glitch, they're piranhas waiting for something to fall into the water.
01:17:28.680 They love stuff like this.
01:17:29.960 They don't care what the consequences are because they might get away with it.
01:17:32.920 Yep.
01:17:33.700 All right, well, don't get too down or too depressed.
01:17:35.500 We're moving on to uplifting gold, and we have uplifting stuff today.
01:17:39.160 First, I found a guy who does word of the day,
01:17:42.440 and I thought this was pretty funny.
01:17:44.700 If someone is an absolute stereotype of their area,
01:17:47.800 they are autochthonous.
01:17:49.420 The angry New Yorker, he's autochthonous.
01:17:51.840 I'm autochthonous to West London.
01:17:54.020 Eloysius is autochthonous to my breast pocket.
01:17:56.840 Autochthonous means properly native, you know.
01:17:59.060 Their accent habits, stories, and jokes
01:18:01.560 all seem woven into their local area.
01:18:04.640 It's native in the deepest sense.
01:18:07.100 That is autochthonous, and that is the word of the day. 1.00
01:18:10.300 See, I like stuff like this because it's the opposite of migrants. 1.00
01:18:15.100 Yes, absolutely. 1.00
01:18:16.400 It's very haughty-totty or whatever.
01:18:19.660 Yeah, yeah.
01:18:20.400 It's like knowing-
01:18:21.500 Highbrow.
01:18:22.300 Highbrow, you know what words are, you know sophisticated words, you take pride in it. 1.00
01:18:27.940 The migrants come and just go like this. 1.00
01:18:29.960 Yeah, migrants is like food, house, job, food, house, job. 1.00
01:18:33.400 Take stuff from your pocket. 1.00
01:18:34.620 Money, money, food, house, job.
01:18:36.300 And this guy's telling you, you know, something to elevate you.
01:18:39.220 Although that word was very hard to pronounce.
01:18:42.200 I don't think that's the type of word that catches fire and gets back into the zeitgeist.
01:18:46.280 I agree.
01:18:46.720 Just on pure T-H and C, you know, C and T-H together, not great.
01:18:51.520 That's a good point.
01:18:52.480 And then we have another example when it comes to words.
01:18:56.300 And this one is a girl showing us how if you change the emphasis on certain words, it means different things.
01:19:03.500 I didn't say she stole my money.
01:19:06.300 I didn't say she stole my money. 0.98
01:19:09.680 I didn't say she stole my money. 0.98
01:19:13.260 I didn't say she stole my money. 0.98
01:19:16.600 I didn't say she stole my money. 0.98
01:19:20.480 I didn't say she stole my money. 0.98
01:19:24.000 I didn't say she stole my money.
01:19:27.640 Intonation.
01:19:28.300 So this is why I don't learn newer languages.
01:19:31.540 Yeah, that's a good point.
01:19:32.620 That makes our language seem a little more complicated than it is.
01:19:35.440 You're never going to know it.
01:19:36.540 Yeah.
01:19:36.840 And you can know I didn't say she stole my money.
01:19:39.540 I know what that means.
01:19:41.160 But if there's 10 ways to say it, that means 10 different stuff, I'll just speak American.
01:19:46.020 Sounds good.
01:19:47.300 You know?
01:19:47.820 I like that.
01:19:48.640 It's not like important or anything, but it shows you how flexible it is.
01:19:52.700 Imagine that in Japanese.
01:19:54.880 I know. 1.00
01:19:55.380 I couldn't handle it.
01:19:57.340 Where do you even start?
01:19:58.960 You don't.
01:19:59.800 You don't.
01:20:00.460 The letters aren't even the same.
01:20:01.560 They're different letters.
01:20:02.320 They're symbols.
01:20:03.120 That's the key.
01:20:03.860 You don't even start.
01:20:04.700 you learn american okay all right uh next good news from desantis he made uh antifa and the
01:20:11.180 muslim brotherhood and the council of american islamica relations a terrorist organization in
01:20:16.060 florida but the law takes effect uh on july 1st today and so we are not going to waste any time
01:20:23.600 we're going to move forward and we're going to make sure that we're very robust in doing this
01:20:27.800 and so based on the recommendations of florida's domestic security professionals and the authority
01:20:33.140 the newly established authority in law, my office and the cabinet are poised to officially designate the first slew of terrorist organizations under the new law.
01:20:45.440 That'll be it.
01:20:45.980 We get it.
01:20:46.640 It's Muslims in Antifa.
01:20:48.140 Yeah.
01:20:48.540 And Ron DeSantis doing a good job as usual.
01:20:51.020 I love Ron.
01:20:51.780 And he didn't endorse Byron.
01:20:54.740 Yeah.
01:20:55.460 That's interesting.
01:20:56.400 Yeah.
01:20:56.980 And he might just say, oh, I'm staying out of this one.
01:20:59.980 He's not enthusiastic at all.
01:21:01.420 But he's not enthusiastic.
01:21:03.040 He's stuck in a debate too, Byron.
01:21:05.740 Byron's stuck in debates.
01:21:07.060 Byron.
01:21:08.060 Byron.
01:21:09.120 All of his donors are like gambling companies and billionaires from outside of the state. 1.00
01:21:14.500 Fuck. 1.00
01:21:15.380 So I really don't like Byron Donalds. 1.00
01:21:17.460 I do like James Fishback.
01:21:18.980 I want him to win.
01:21:20.060 I don't know what's going to happen.
01:21:21.240 I wish Ron did the Casey DeSantis thing.
01:21:23.500 Remember when they were floating that?
01:21:24.740 Her running for a little bit?
01:21:26.020 Because then it would just be him again.
01:21:27.420 That's so true. 1.00
01:21:28.320 Fuck. 1.00
01:21:29.360 All right, next. 1.00
01:21:30.180 This kid had a nice train experience on July 4th.
01:21:35.200 It is gargantuan.
01:21:36.320 This thing is colossal.
01:21:37.560 And I can completely and utterly respect the ingenuity of the American people to create something that is so majestic.
01:21:43.800 A piece of history has rolled into South Philadelphia.
01:21:46.800 The legendary Big Boy steam engine locomotive, one of the largest and most powerful ever built,
01:21:52.320 is making a special stop here in the Navy Yard.
01:21:54.440 Take a walk with me while we talk about it.
01:21:56.200 It's the Union Pacific Big Boy.
01:21:57.780 Isn't that cool?
01:21:58.420 I think it's the largest steam articulated locomotive or something.
01:22:03.260 I don't know the exact combination of words, but it's huge and it's impressive.
01:22:07.260 I'm sure we have some train autists in the show, Watchers.
01:22:10.180 Of course.
01:22:10.900 You guys tell us what it is.
01:22:12.300 But yeah, I do like that.
01:22:14.580 South Philly, a little different than probably what's going on in West Philly. 1.00
01:22:18.580 People are gathered around for the train, the autistic people for the train. 1.00
01:22:22.120 You go to West Philly, you get shot for nothing. 1.00
01:22:24.380 Yeah. 0.67
01:22:24.980 So it's good to see that.
01:22:26.220 And then the kid was excited.
01:22:27.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:22:28.420 All right, our last clip of the show is our Pure Americana clip of the week.
01:22:31.740 This German guy was visiting the U.S. for the World Cup and listened to what happened to him.
01:22:36.200 Sorry, sir.
01:22:37.040 It makes you teary.
01:22:39.160 Why?
01:22:39.640 Why?
01:22:39.980 Help us understand.
01:22:40.840 Why is it so impactful to you?
01:22:42.820 Sebastian Krause never imagined his trip to America would be so emotional.
01:22:48.200 Yeah.
01:22:48.660 No, this is, you're human.
01:22:51.340 Happy tears.
01:22:52.140 In just a few weeks being here.
01:22:54.720 I fall in love with this country and this was so emotional.
01:22:58.280 I even cried in the stadium.
01:23:00.080 It's a huge departure from what he was expecting
01:23:02.420 before traveling to follow the German soccer team in its World Cup run.
01:23:06.720 To be honest, I was a bit scared or had a fear to travel to the United States.
01:23:12.160 News about shootings and criminals and that the country is not safe.
01:23:17.800 Bob takes us home. It's great. America is great.
01:23:22.220 Sebastian met a group of strangers who offered him a ride to his hotel.
01:23:25.880 What is the best city?
01:23:26.800 Boston.
01:23:27.640 That's Bob Sirius and his family, New Englanders who showed a group of Germans that Boston is warmer than some might believe.
01:23:34.240 Bob, thank you for that. I love you as a U.R.
01:23:36.440 Enjoy your time in the U.S.
01:23:37.800 Listen to me. I watched the video by myself maybe 40 times. I had tears in my eyes.
01:23:41.900 Sebastian was more upset about the prospect of leaving America than Germany being eliminated from the tournament.
01:23:47.640 Wasn't that nice?
01:23:48.880 Yeah. And you know what? Whenever there's a ton of stories, America is much different than what I thought.
01:23:53.460 all these World Cup people, all the European World Cup travelers,
01:23:56.740 and they're really just talking about nice white people in America.
01:24:00.380 Yeah.
01:24:00.960 It's not like, and the black people, they were so nice. 1.00
01:24:05.660 It's never that. 0.93
01:24:06.760 It's just like, you know what it is, guys.
01:24:09.360 There's definitely still real pockets of America,
01:24:12.380 despite what's being done to us.
01:24:14.520 Yeah. 1.00
01:24:15.120 The dumping of migrants. 1.00
01:24:16.660 That's the key. 1.00
01:24:17.780 All right, we have some shout outs.
01:24:18.900 I want to start off with this one from Twitter from at MC Reynolds at war.
01:24:23.740 Him and his wife had a baby and they still caught the episode last week.
01:24:26.980 I think the wife was forced into that one.
01:24:29.760 Yep. 0.99
01:24:30.100 But we like it.
01:24:33.220 But yeah, it's good to see.
01:24:34.840 And thank you for shouting us out.
01:24:36.200 Thank you for not missing an episode.
01:24:37.600 Thank you.
01:24:38.140 All right.
01:24:38.420 We have some happy birthdays.
01:24:39.880 We have a happy birthday to Roman on July 9th.
01:24:42.680 Him and his fiance love watching the show together.
01:24:45.700 I like Roman as a name.
01:24:47.040 It's a great name.
01:24:48.260 All right.
01:24:48.800 We have a happy birthday to Kylie from Us and Benny.
01:24:51.700 She turns 32 on July 6th.
01:24:54.000 And her and Benny's fourth wedding anniversary is July 7th, which is great.
01:24:59.120 And they've been watching since the Spoon Days.
01:25:01.900 And they even did their own version of Trump's Not That Bad in Australia.
01:25:05.860 Happy birthday, Kylie.
01:25:07.160 Isn't that cool?
01:25:07.860 That's great.
01:25:08.560 All right.
01:25:08.760 Happy birthday to Tim, who turns 22 on July 6th.
01:25:12.200 He got Arthur and his cousins hooked on the show.
01:25:15.980 And they've been watching during work for the last two years,
01:25:19.000 getting nothing done just watching the show.
01:25:21.080 Hell, yeah.
01:25:21.580 That's Tim.
01:25:22.540 Tim.
01:25:23.040 Tim.
01:25:23.860 Thank you for spreading the link to the group chat, Tim.
01:25:26.620 That's huge.
01:25:28.000 All right.
01:25:28.480 We have a happy birthday to Garrett Huckle on July 6th from us and Ashland.
01:25:33.820 They've been watching on separate devices for years,
01:25:36.740 and they've been longtime bonus landers, too.
01:25:38.780 Happy birthday.
01:25:39.820 We have a happy birthday to Victor L. on July 9th from us and your girlfriend,
01:25:43.500 and Julie, and they are bonus landers, too.
01:25:46.280 Victor L.
01:25:47.340 That's an interesting name, Victor L.
01:25:49.960 You know what I mean?
01:25:50.780 Yeah. 0.99
01:25:51.460 You're both a win, and then you're an L.
01:25:53.080 It should be Victor E.
01:25:54.420 Happy birthday, Victor E.
01:25:56.440 His middle name's Edward.
01:25:58.000 Victor E. L.
01:25:59.200 Happy birthday, Victor.
01:26:00.480 All right, we have happy birthday to Danielle on July 5th from Us and Alex.
01:26:05.340 Danielle is a great wife and a great baker, so check out her bake shop, Silver State Bakery.
01:26:12.040 Whoa. 0.75
01:26:12.240 And they've been watching since the Spoon Days too.
01:26:14.500 Lovely.
01:26:15.620 Very nice.
01:26:16.440 Danielle.
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