Fleccas Talks Podcast - November 03, 2026


MIDTERMS 2026 ELECTION DAY SPECIAL

SCAMMER OLYMPICS: MURKY MERMAIDS, PARALYZED FAKER, LIP SYNCING INTERVIEWEE AND MORE

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00:03:27.560 How are you doing, Richard? Did you have a nice weekend?
00:03:29.220 I did, yeah.
00:03:30.240 It's election day.
00:03:31.440 It is.
00:03:32.120 Power's still on.
00:03:33.260 Power's still on, but I'm finding myself wanting to prep more.
00:03:37.640 I guess we'll get into that in a little bit, but I went into Costco, and I did half a prep,
00:03:43.260 but I'm still unprepared.
00:03:45.080 Yeah, I'm prepared, but I haven't-
00:03:47.040 You're not prepared.
00:03:48.100 You say that, but you're not.
00:03:49.660 You're like, I got the tilapia out back.
00:03:51.640 You got 100 pounds of tilapia.
00:03:53.520 How's that going to help?
00:03:54.440 I have like 25 tilapia.
00:03:56.420 All right, all right.
00:03:57.380 You can eat one a day, and you're good.
00:03:58.980 Yeah.
00:03:59.600 I want to start the show off with the public-
00:04:01.500 Peanut butter.
00:04:02.380 Peanut butter.
00:04:02.880 Peanut butter is underrated prep.
00:04:04.500 Yeah.
00:04:04.980 Everyone has their personal preps.
00:04:06.600 I think peanut butter is a huge one.
00:04:08.420 Yeah.
00:04:08.860 And then the other prep you do is those pills that make you not get AIDS.
00:04:11.900 Yeah, prep. 0.76
00:04:12.680 P-R, capital R-E-P.
00:04:14.900 Yes.
00:04:15.780 I heard about that from Rob.
00:04:16.640 You've got to prep on your prep.
00:04:17.780 I've been prepping, yeah.
00:04:19.660 All right.
00:04:20.680 Yeah, we are prepping, and I am prepped.
00:04:22.900 We're all good.
00:04:24.140 Okay.
00:04:24.840 Not even close, but all right.
00:04:25.980 All right.
00:04:26.360 I want to start the episode off with a public service announcement before we get into the
00:04:30.120 elections.
00:04:30.540 It's obviously going to be an election-heavy episode.
00:04:32.800 Yeah.
00:04:32.980 But I wanted to show you guys this.
00:04:35.180 This is dog teeth of a dog who ate a tennis ball for years and years.
00:04:40.580 Flattened crowns.
00:04:41.900 Flattened crowns.
00:04:43.380 The abrasive material, the yellow stuff on the outside of a tennis ball, if you feel it, it's kind of like Brillo.
00:04:49.500 And it's so abrasive for dogs' teeth.
00:04:51.440 And if you have a dog that's chewing tennis balls all the time, their teeth will start going flat.
00:04:56.420 So just keep a heads up for that.
00:04:58.420 You don't want your dog just having free access to tennis balls to chew all night.
00:05:03.000 You notice that on Jerry?
00:05:04.380 I did notice some flatness at the very tip.
00:05:06.860 Yeah.
00:05:07.180 Okay.
00:05:07.760 So I'm giving him bones and stuff to sharpen it back out.
00:05:11.340 I'm assuming bones is the counter to tennis balls, but I don't know.
00:05:15.320 Don't tell me, oh, bones flatten their teeth worse.
00:05:17.500 Okay.
00:05:18.040 You know, bones sharpen.
00:05:19.360 That could easily be true.
00:05:20.240 Tennis balls synthetic.
00:05:21.800 It goes away.
00:05:22.420 Okay.
00:05:23.000 All right.
00:05:23.360 Let's get into our next story.
00:05:25.340 Chris Murphy, a few days ago, was talking about Trump's plan in Iran.
00:05:29.320 I think he said it's like insane or he had a press conference about it where he was saying it's pretty nuts.
00:05:35.200 Yeah, he recently criticized Israel in the Iran war and warned of a catastrophic U.S. attack plan.
00:05:41.700 And he just suffered a severe stroke and was hospitalized. 0.79
00:05:44.640 So you come out against the war that Israel needs. 0.63
00:05:47.740 He started whistleblowing.
00:05:48.840 And then you go to the hospital with a stroke.
00:05:51.060 Yeah, and he's a healthy-ish guy.
00:05:52.980 Yeah, he's like in his 50s.
00:05:54.480 He's not overweight.
00:05:55.340 He's no Chuck Grassley.
00:05:56.500 His parent's still alive, I think.
00:05:57.900 I saw someone researching on it.
00:05:59.160 So what are you saying?
00:06:00.620 They got him with a stroke gun?
00:06:01.900 They might have gotten him with a stroke gun.
00:06:04.580 Yeah.
00:06:05.000 And I want to make a bigger picture point here.
00:06:08.360 You notice how Trump with Iran is kind of in the middle of it,
00:06:11.740 like right now in the last week or so?
00:06:13.680 Yeah. 0.51
00:06:13.940 Like Israel is making Trump do more Iran war stuff,
00:06:17.960 which is so unpopular within a week of the election. 0.62
00:06:21.380 That's some serious power.
00:06:23.280 Yeah.
00:06:23.440 That's influence.
00:06:24.280 Of course.
00:06:24.720 and there's rumors going around like talks of using a nuclear weapon for this one site where
00:06:29.900 they think they're enriching uranium or something. And so it's like, we're throwing around the word
00:06:34.960 nuke right before a losing midterm because of this war. Insane. Makes me sick. We had such a
00:06:41.140 mandate and, uh, to derail it with a 5,000 mile away war. Really tough. Yeah. Very tough. All
00:06:47.620 right. Let's get it. That's why once we get into the election section here, it's time for everyone
00:06:51.960 to get in the bed they made you know i'm not a doomer or a vote for democrat accelerationist
00:06:57.920 anything like that but if some pieces fall worse i mean it's it's in no small part from this iran
00:07:04.440 shit exactly and i'm actually going to wrap up the entire election section with a clip from a
00:07:09.300 year ago that sums that up exactly okay um yeah we're going to get into our election section now
00:07:15.100 um i'm going to be in the group chat heavy uh today on election day kind of going over what's
00:07:20.820 coming in and the news as it happens. So if you guys want to hang out in the group chat and have
00:07:24.680 an election day group chat, tier two on the membership is how you do that. Join the community.
00:07:29.840 It's a lot of fun. Let's start with some of the power outages via hacks. And we're going to start
00:07:35.520 with Europe first, and then we're going to talk about how it's happening here too. Yeah. And some
00:07:39.660 of these may be hacks. Some may be substation explosions of some kind. We don't actually know,
00:07:44.460 but it is getting with that like AI agentic hacking thing. But the European one, grocery
00:07:50.520 chains in European nations say temperatures in some stores, fridges and freezers soared over
00:07:55.820 100 degrees just weeks after a similar incident in France. And so I think one of these was Sweden.
00:08:01.760 One of them was France, but you got to think, uh, and I think it was a cyber attack or at least
00:08:08.400 some of the stores have been mentioning it. And you got to assume like when hackers are trying to
00:08:12.900 cause disruption they're like all right what's easy what's slim pickings or you know what's the
00:08:17.620 easiest thing to do fridge has wi-fi the fridge has fucking wi-fi so i mean it's nothing uh it's
00:08:23.620 not like intercontinental ballistic missiles but it is just like showing kind of people testing it
00:08:29.900 what just to fuck with the swedish town's food supply for a week and if you think about it like
00:08:34.040 you really could fuck with some stuff like even the refrigerated trucking companies a lot of the
00:08:38.480 stuff has to be stored at obviously a certain temperature. So if you start going to the
00:08:42.560 warehouses and messing up the fridges, that could mess up the supply chain at home.
00:08:47.480 Yeah. Good thing you have all that tilapia. 1.00
00:08:49.420 Yeah. You know, I need to thaw anyway.
00:08:52.440 Yeah. Next power outages hit downtown DC, knocking out state department facilities. This was like a
00:08:59.080 pretty big chunk of DC with some embassies going out of power, some important work going out of
00:09:06.340 And they said, I don't know what they're saying, substation explosion or a substation incident.
00:09:11.800 We don't know quite yet.
00:09:13.860 And then lastly, this power outage temporarily shuts down heavily Republican-leaning vote center in Mesa, Arizona, per Maricopa County Recorder's Office.
00:09:25.300 And this-
00:09:26.180 Arizona.
00:09:26.920 Knocked out power.
00:09:27.740 Arizona's always showing up on election day with, oh, the ballots, that ink didn't work or something.
00:09:32.860 Yeah.
00:09:33.200 Yeah. Katie Hobbs said she won. So we're just going to go with that. 1.00
00:09:37.240 Yeah. And that, you know, that's the thing. It's like the obviously it's hard to prove,
00:09:42.680 but we believe that a lot of these elections were stolen, starting with the Joe Biden 2020
00:09:48.020 in those key swing states. But you see the snowball effect of one stolen and then they're
00:09:53.500 in charge to oversee the next election. So all it takes is really one steal to kind of
00:09:58.160 gunk up the works. And then once you're in, you're like, all right, what are our problem
00:10:01.900 districts mesa and it's like all right it'd be a shame if the power went out we'll handle mesa and
00:10:07.640 they were talking about it uh like voters themselves too like even if if even if it was 0.50
00:10:13.000 a naturally occurring power outage the voters are them themselves are like they fucked us again you
00:10:18.200 know you lose that sort of trust in the system by having these things and one voter was quoted he
00:10:23.700 went to three different stations around the area all were down and it's like that guy probably made
00:10:28.860 time today to go vote because he couldn't tomorrow. So a real tangible impact. And even
00:10:33.860 if it's something naturally occurring, that erosion of trust is just like keeps dwindling.
00:10:39.220 Yeah. And then we have some stats going into election day about late decider voters.
00:10:43.960 Yeah. I guess a white pill, late decider voters are swinging Republican by nine points per New
00:10:48.360 York Times. So, you know, that's kind of always what it is. Republicans more show up the day of
00:10:54.840 than do early voting.
00:10:55.980 So I don't know, man.
00:10:57.960 There's some winnable races for sure.
00:10:59.960 I think this blue wave is overstated
00:11:01.740 and I guess we'll get this.
00:11:03.760 Let's see what Trump is saying, I guess.
00:11:05.280 Yeah, Trump sent me a message today
00:11:07.240 that really pulled on my heartstrings.
00:11:09.220 President Trump barely held back tears
00:11:11.260 when you didn't respond.
00:11:13.200 Friend, is your time with the MAGA movement over?
00:11:16.840 You've stood with Trump since the very beginning.
00:11:18.900 We can't afford to lose you,
00:11:20.300 especially not when we need you the most.
00:11:22.180 Okay, where do I send the check?
00:11:23.780 Fuck, I'll vote.
00:11:25.260 Take the money. 0.93
00:11:26.260 Boomer emails matter. 0.99
00:11:27.240 That might work on the boomers.
00:11:28.620 But, hey, we don't want to see Trump cry.
00:11:30.880 That worked on me.
00:11:32.160 I would hate to see Trump cry.
00:11:33.500 What do I need to do?
00:11:34.000 Go vote?
00:11:34.480 All right.
00:11:35.440 See?
00:11:35.900 That's how it works.
00:11:36.680 It's easy.
00:11:37.200 I voted early.
00:11:38.320 You're voting today.
00:11:39.320 I'm voting today.
00:11:39.980 I vote on election day.
00:11:41.460 Yeah.
00:11:42.060 That's what you do.
00:11:42.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:43.060 I had some old lady come out of the polling station with me, and she was like, oh, I came
00:11:49.220 all the way from Colorado to vote.
00:11:50.800 I'm like, is that okay?
00:11:52.280 For who?
00:11:53.180 Telling a stranger.
00:11:54.040 And then she was like, we got to clean this mess up.
00:11:56.380 And I'm just like, I don't think we voted for the same people.
00:11:59.140 Yeah.
00:11:59.680 I'm not relating to you.
00:12:00.720 Everyone sees their friend.
00:12:02.220 It's like, I'm exactly, I want your rights taken away.
00:12:05.600 I just canceled your trip.
00:12:06.960 Yeah.
00:12:07.460 You should have just not come.
00:12:08.800 Yeah.
00:12:09.240 Then I saw this article from PBS News, which came out a few days ago, but it's talking about election night, what to expect.
00:12:16.140 Yeah.
00:12:16.540 It's if you go to bed on election night and don't know who won a midterm congressional race, that's normal.
00:12:22.640 And if you wake up next morning and find out that a candidate who was behind hours earlier has since pulled ahead, that's normal, too.
00:12:29.520 That's normal since we did it in 2020.
00:12:32.120 And it hasn't happened ever before, basically.
00:12:35.760 But that's normal now.
00:12:37.420 You go to bed and your candidate's behind.
00:12:40.000 And then in the middle of the night, there's a blue straight line up to just above where the red guy was.
00:12:44.900 And then the Democrats win.
00:12:46.620 Get ready for that.
00:12:48.120 And we wrote an article before the election.
00:12:50.020 It's completely normal.
00:12:50.940 And by the way, we wrote this article.
00:12:52.780 This is from PBS with your tax dollars.
00:12:55.140 So fuck you.
00:12:56.560 This is how it always is since 2020.
00:12:59.660 Since 2020, that one night randomly where it was never going to happen and they didn't prepare us for that.
00:13:04.080 So funny.
00:13:04.960 We actually have some more information about the randomization about like mail-in ballots and the late dumps.
00:13:10.100 We're going to read the tweet and we'll show you the graphs.
00:13:12.540 Yeah, I mean, these are 4chan post graphs, but I trust them.
00:13:16.080 Me too.
00:13:16.460 They ring true.
00:13:17.520 Theoretically, mail-in ballots should be randomized by the post office.
00:13:20.780 So the proportion of Republican to Democrat votes would be consistent.
00:13:25.440 And they are randomized in states that don't allow cheating.
00:13:29.020 You can see in the graphs below what it looks like when fake ballots are either injected all at once, Wisconsin, or gradually introduced over time, Michigan.
00:13:39.340 So you can just look at the chart there and see for yourself.
00:13:43.040 Michigan, Wisconsin, you can see like the strong correlation.
00:13:46.660 The artificial line, the artificial pop, right?
00:13:49.700 Yeah.
00:13:49.920 It should just kind of be everywhere, and then it's just like, oh, everyone's Democrat after midnight.
00:13:54.420 Yeah.
00:13:54.760 So I don't know, man.
00:13:56.180 I don't know what's going to happen in terms of potential steal or canary.
00:14:03.840 Yeah.
00:14:04.560 Yeah.
00:14:05.120 All right.
00:14:05.820 I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm a beaten woman.
00:14:11.800 I'm a beaten housewife.
00:14:12.920 I'm prepared to get hit when my husband comes home.
00:14:15.440 You know what I mean?
00:14:16.300 There might be a pleasant surprise this one time.
00:14:18.580 He's in a good mood.
00:14:19.620 Just two beers.
00:14:21.460 Wow.
00:14:22.160 We hold the Senate.
00:14:23.800 That's basically what it could be.
00:14:25.220 That's kind of what I'm hoping for, too.
00:14:26.940 But when they start planting the seeds like that, not good.
00:14:30.440 And then we're going to be watching those late night lines up.
00:14:34.040 I think those are still coming, unfortunately.
00:14:36.040 We didn't get that cleared out.
00:14:37.160 PTSD, I flinch.
00:14:38.160 We were worried about the war in Iran.
00:14:40.600 Yeah.
00:14:40.880 We didn't have time to clean up everything voting was.
00:14:43.800 Yeah, we were preoccupied.
00:14:44.740 We had a war that we had to get involved in.
00:14:46.760 All the bandwidth goes to that.
00:14:48.420 And Associated Press had an interesting article that kind of said the quiet part out loud by accident.
00:14:53.980 Yeah, breaking.
00:14:54.900 More than four in ten names flagged as possible non-citizen voters in California cannot be found on voter rolls, according to a legal filing.
00:15:05.020 And are they saying it like four in ten isn't a lot?
00:15:08.360 Yeah.
00:15:08.880 They're kind of like, oh, it's only four out of ten.
00:15:11.120 Yeah, but the – well, it's just a snake headline because that means six out of ten were found on voter rolls.
00:15:17.580 Yeah.
00:15:17.880 So that's it.
00:15:19.300 So four out of ten weren't.
00:15:21.040 Don't worry about the other six out of ten.
00:15:23.400 It's complete – it's not even like four out of ten is not even good.
00:15:26.440 We're the Associated Press.
00:15:28.300 Yeah, so four out of ten weren't, meaning six out of ten were illegally on the voter rolls.
00:15:34.400 Yeah.
00:15:34.580 So that's California.
00:15:36.400 I'm not expecting to clean up California anytime soon.
00:15:39.020 And then people were replying with some interesting stuff.
00:15:40.920 Well, I mean, just that headline comes out and then the news organization has to go, you know, the snaky headline.
00:15:47.740 And they have to go, yep, we stand by this.
00:15:49.840 And everyone's like, so six and ten weren't?
00:15:51.800 Two out of three were not citizens?
00:15:53.800 So that's just it.
00:15:55.700 I mean, sneaky little headline.
00:15:57.560 Let's get to some Dan Sullivan stuff.
00:15:59.260 We told you guys last week about this.
00:16:01.540 There's two Dan Sullivans on the ballot because the Democrats found another Dan Sullivan to run to confuse Republicans.
00:16:07.740 Yeah.
00:16:07.820 And we have two clips about it. Here's some people talking about how it's no big deal.
00:16:37.820 It's very clear.
00:16:39.660 It's very clear.
00:16:40.700 Yeah.
00:16:40.920 So when you go to your ballot in Alaska, the first Dan Sullivan you see who you're voting for if you're Republican isn't the Dan Sullivan.
00:16:48.500 Yeah.
00:16:49.200 But it's so easy.
00:16:50.320 Look, I'm not even wearing glasses.
00:16:51.860 Like, what did you go?
00:16:52.580 He knows the trick.
00:16:53.780 He's in on the trick.
00:16:54.700 And then he's there covering for it.
00:16:56.320 Yeah, I'm not wearing glasses.
00:16:57.260 But if you were voting.
00:16:57.940 No, I didn't vote for either of them.
00:16:59.200 And if you were voting for Dan Sullivan in Alaska and you're running against Mary Patrola or whatever, right?
00:17:04.800 Yeah, Patrola.
00:17:05.660 You go, oh, Mary Patrola.
00:17:06.980 No, Dan Sullivan, yes.
00:17:08.580 And that might be it.
00:17:10.340 And that would be a mistake because the real Dan Sullivan is like the last one on the list.
00:17:14.840 We have a guy here who got confused by it.
00:17:16.800 Who's a Republican?
00:17:17.940 I don't remember seeing the other Dan Sullivan.
00:17:19.980 I totally forgot to look for those two Dan Sullivans.
00:17:22.900 The two were together on the ballot.
00:17:25.100 Yeah.
00:17:25.400 You didn't notice that?
00:17:26.260 I might be just having a brain freeze, but I don't remember the second Dan Sullivan.
00:17:33.100 Well, that's the one you had to vote for.
00:17:34.760 Yeah.
00:17:35.220 So this is exhibit A of who it worked on and they're trying to steal Alaska.
00:17:40.120 And isn't Alaska just like, didn't it used to be super right wing?
00:17:43.460 Yeah. 0.69
00:17:43.780 And now they have like the rank choice voting.
00:17:45.520 I don't really know what goes on in Alaska, but I know there's a lot of little ways where we don't get our way.
00:17:51.800 Yeah.
00:17:52.480 So it's safe to say in Alaska, any Dan Sullivan vote should all be the one Dan Sullivan, right?
00:17:58.600 Yeah.
00:17:58.840 No one's really voting for the other confusing guy.
00:18:01.720 Who probably didn't campaign, has no ads.
00:18:04.220 Nobody can recognize him.
00:18:05.420 Nobody can point him out of a crowd like a police lineup for the other Dan Sullivan.
00:18:09.260 Yeah, but he's on there.
00:18:10.720 Yeah.
00:18:11.060 So any even if it's a small percentage, these elections come down to a few thousand votes.
00:18:14.800 It's going to be significant.
00:18:15.940 And I thought it was ironic, too, because the Democrats are always like championing like really dumb people or people who are too dumb to function in society.
00:18:24.880 Like you can't have voter ID because some people are too dumb to get an ID.
00:18:28.800 And what are they going to do?
00:18:30.100 Or you have to look out for people and have translators at the booths, at the voting booths, because some people, English isn't their primary language at home.
00:18:39.180 So they can't read it.
00:18:40.060 They need a Somali translator. 0.95
00:18:41.620 But then you have this, and it's like, oh, yeah, we're going to trick people with another Dan Sullivan. 0.92
00:18:45.460 It'll work for 2.5% of the votes, which is enough to win the election.
00:18:49.020 Yeah, and it's basically a tiny reading test. 1.00
00:18:51.440 But to get an idea as to who you have, people are too retarded. 1.00
00:18:55.460 It's against the Republicans, so we're allowed to trick and confuse them. 1.00
00:18:58.720 Exactly.
00:18:59.120 So that's kind of what we're dealing with there.
00:19:01.240 I saw someone posting about Vivek Ramswamy in Ohio, and then AI made an interesting edit.
00:19:08.240 Yeah.
00:19:08.640 Well, somebody made the edit.
00:19:10.760 So they lightened up Vivek's skin.
00:19:14.520 And someone said, Vivek supporters are making him white on Twitter, LOL, basically.
00:19:20.000 And for no discernible reason, they also enlarged the guy behind him from the original pic.
00:19:25.400 So they made him 450 pounds or something.
00:19:28.540 But, hey, there's Vivek, and then there's Vic Ramsey.
00:19:31.880 Yeah.
00:19:32.180 So whatever it takes is how I see it.
00:19:33.980 Yeah, I'd vote for Vic Ramsey.
00:19:35.380 He's got blue eyes.
00:19:36.660 Vic Ramsey, governor of Ohio, get to the poll.
00:19:39.700 You'll see it.
00:19:40.940 You'll see the ballpark of Vic Ramsey on the ballot.
00:19:44.300 Yeah.
00:19:44.900 So that's what I'm hoping for there.
00:19:47.340 And then we're going to-
00:19:48.060 Amy Acton, too, since we're not going to talk about her very much. 0.99
00:19:50.580 She's got some alcoholic-type slurring words going on.
00:19:53.560 Saw that. 0.99
00:19:54.000 That just went viral.
00:19:54.900 But, you know, Vivek's on his own.
00:19:58.500 Vivek's on his own is what I'll say.
00:20:01.000 And it's his own fault.
00:20:01.840 Open for the best for everybody.
00:20:02.160 It's his own fault.
00:20:03.120 But he's on his own.
00:20:04.020 And he did it to us and he did it to Ohio.
00:20:06.220 So don't be mad at us.
00:20:07.240 Didn't have to post his thoughts on that fateful Christmas.
00:20:10.200 Yeah, with his feet out too.
00:20:12.080 Disgusting.
00:20:12.680 Disgusting.
00:20:13.520 All right, let's get to some Mike Rogers election stuff.
00:20:15.840 Here's the scene in Dearborn at the early voting.
00:20:18.800 We'll just play it in the background.
00:20:20.420 But imagine some sort of ethnic music going over. 0.99
00:20:22.980 Everyone has head coverings. 0.96
00:20:25.320 And that's Dearborn.
00:20:27.160 Didn't used to be Dearborn.
00:20:28.660 Happened quick.
00:20:29.680 Yeah.
00:20:30.280 But that's why I like, back to the thing of withholding your vote.
00:20:35.000 I'm a low propensity voter this time.
00:20:36.920 I'm not going to go.
00:20:38.180 Okay, they're going to go.
00:20:39.720 They're going to eat your fucking lunch.
00:20:41.480 And so it's almost bulletin board material.
00:20:44.160 Like, you might not be excited about your guy, but you should be fighting to beat this.
00:20:48.400 Yeah, so true.
00:20:49.360 When I voted, I went more to vote against people.
00:20:52.780 Me too.
00:20:53.240 I don't like Byron.
00:20:54.440 I don't like Byron.
00:20:55.280 I do like James Uthmeyer or Uthmeyer, whatever it's pronounced.
00:20:59.060 He's the attorney general in the state of Florida, and he's on a statewide ballot.
00:21:03.380 So, like, that's an important one.
00:21:04.880 DeSantis kind of groomed that guy, non-sexual way.
00:21:08.440 And he's like a young attorney general who goes hard.
00:21:11.020 So, I think he's got a bright future.
00:21:12.460 I liked voting for him.
00:21:13.780 That was my Byron, like, doing the liar, liar, pen thing.
00:21:17.940 Yeah.
00:21:18.600 But James Uthmeyer, I like.
00:21:20.300 And Byron, apparently when he goes out to rallies, he plays like loud rap music to intro himself.
00:21:27.640 Uh-oh.
00:21:28.880 What's that for?
00:21:30.020 Yeah.
00:21:30.680 Who likes that?
00:21:32.600 Nobody.
00:21:33.320 And then we have Abdul El-Sayed speaking at a mosque, encouraging everyone to vote, but it doesn't quite work.
00:21:39.940 Ahla wa sahla.
00:21:40.980 My name is Abdul Rahman Mohamed Sayyid.
00:21:43.420 And that name, that name is just as American as Mike or Donald or whatever JD stands for.
00:21:53.480 But for too long people have discounted votes in a community like this because we don't show up.
00:21:59.140 We have that choice. 0.93
00:22:00.600 So I'm going to hand it to the Imam.
00:22:02.940 I'll let him give a little bit of a translation.
00:22:07.980 So he had to give it to him.
00:22:13.420 the imam to do a translation, which is basically what politics is now. It's not like policies or
00:22:19.220 what you're going to do better than the other candidate because you love America and have a
00:22:23.320 better vision for America. Now it's just speaking in some desert language to third worlders who 1.00
00:22:29.340 don't understand you, but they know that if they vote for you, they're going to get free stuff. 1.00
00:22:33.520 They don't like America and then they'll vote, get free stuff. And it's like a transaction.
00:22:38.380 Yeah. You know how we always talk about a phase one, phase two, phase three of the plan
00:22:42.240 and how they're on, they might be moving on to phase two.
00:22:45.900 I bet these people don't even enjoy it.
00:22:47.440 They probably think Abdul Al-Sayed's kind of a pussy.
00:22:49.680 Yeah.
00:22:50.060 You know what I mean?
00:22:50.620 It's the best we got until we get our real guy in.
00:22:52.840 He is kind of half a F slur, but we do have to go through it. 0.82
00:22:57.640 So it's funny because we're trying to stop them transitioning from phase one to phase two,
00:23:02.800 and they're not even enjoying the transition.
00:23:05.820 Everybody would just be so much better off back where they came from.
00:23:08.860 I think so too.
00:23:09.840 Yeah.
00:23:10.660 And then you don't even have to have an election.
00:23:12.000 They'll just tell you who the president is.
00:23:13.540 Yeah, it really doesn't matter.
00:23:14.820 It doesn't matter that much.
00:23:16.580 But there were some patriots out there rejecting Abdul El-Sayed and supporting Mike Rogers.
00:23:23.540 You had to choose between the two candidates right now, Mike Rogers or Abdul El-Sayed.
00:23:27.140 Which one are you leaning towards?
00:23:28.300 Mike Rogers.
00:23:29.200 And why is that?
00:23:30.840 Because I know about him more than the other guy.
00:23:34.120 And which side are you leaning towards right now, Abdul El-Sayed or Mike Rogers?
00:23:37.840 Mike Rogers.
00:23:39.340 And what has attracted you to Mike Rogers' campaign?
00:23:43.000 Well, he's American.
00:23:44.520 He knows what's going on here in Michigan.
00:23:46.760 He's been in Michigan for years,
00:23:48.560 so he has a good track record here in Michigan
00:23:52.520 and in America, actually.
00:23:54.440 So there you go.
00:23:55.860 Now, Abdul El-Sayed was born in Michigan
00:23:58.560 and did go to the University of Michigan,
00:24:00.640 but directionally, those guys are absolutely right. 0.94
00:24:03.780 Abdul El-Sayed is not American. 0.90
00:24:05.940 Yeah, that's objective. 0.99
00:24:07.140 And that was, I don't care where he was born, when you named him Abdul Ramadan El-Sayed, you closed the door for him.
00:24:16.780 He's not as American as Mike Rogers, obviously.
00:24:19.340 It's going to hurt, yeah, when you name the kid Abdul El-Sayed on election day in 42 years from now.
00:24:24.460 Yeah, this is going to be a mistake.
00:24:25.900 You should have named him Jimmy.
00:24:27.240 Jimmy El-Sayed.
00:24:29.140 Maybe you could have squeaked out some urban voters like this.
00:24:31.860 Yeah.
00:24:32.160 And that's one of his problems, is the black community is not very enthusiastic about going out to vote for him. 1.00
00:24:38.920 Yeah, and that makes sense. 0.87
00:24:40.840 And then we—
00:24:41.860 Actually, the more he's campaigned, too, he just gives a lot of, like, chat GPT answers.
00:24:47.140 Yeah.
00:24:47.540 He starts, and it's kind of like this long-winded thing.
00:24:50.440 It's like, just answer the question, brother.
00:24:52.080 And he has this thing, like this pandering voice, where in the mosque, he'll use the Muslim intonations. 0.54
00:24:57.680 But then when he's talking to like Fox News or someone who's like a TV reporter, he'll just talk as white American as possible.
00:25:05.620 So you're like, oh, Abdul El-Sayed, but he went to Michigan.
00:25:08.560 He's like a white guy.
00:25:09.460 And then in the mosque, it's I'm going to let the imam tell you guys how to vote for me.
00:25:14.040 All right.
00:25:14.760 This next one is pretty crazy.
00:25:17.300 This is a big change up for Abdul El-Sayed's campaign.
00:25:21.580 Haley Stevens, who's a congresswoman from Michigan. 0.80
00:25:24.620 Who lost the primary to Abdul El-Sayed. 0.85
00:25:27.000 Yes. Who lost the primary. She just came out last second and endorsed Mike Rogers.
00:25:33.520 Hey, Michigan, as you may have seen, our Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate, Abdul, said that I was no longer welcome in his campaign and that I should stay away.
00:25:44.840 And he's right. And that's why I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
00:25:53.360 OK. What are those sounds coming out of her mouth? 1.00
00:25:55.480 yeah she's really smacking around in the fucking limousine or whatever sticky spit in the suv all
00:26:02.160 right whatever so you might see that and go okay like you're a little cautious and if you think
00:26:07.820 about it like a congresswoman switching parties to endorse a republican and think about how divisive
00:26:14.560 times are right now in america democrat versus republican and how crazy and insane it would be
00:26:19.580 to switch parties the day before an election i don't know if she really switched parties she
00:26:24.300 just endorsed well she endorsed the republican and she's a democrat so she switched and she was
00:26:28.880 campaigning with him and she switched basically a day or two before the election it's absolutely
00:26:34.460 insane and then you might wonder well first we'll read this like she said this about mike rogers who
00:26:39.900 she just endorsed yeah back in august so a mere two months ago basically uh mike rogers will be
00:26:45.700 another rubber stamp for donald trump's dangerous agenda we can't afford to give maga another senate
00:26:52.000 seat in november now so obviously she was very much a democrat and did not want mike rogers to
00:26:58.300 win but now she endorsed him in a time when american politics is so divisive what has
00:27:03.160 more power over american politics than anything in america israel the reason she did it allegedly
00:27:11.760 is because abdul sayed and his campaign refused to denounce the anti-semitism from people like
00:27:18.280 hassan piker and then she was like kind of asking them to do it and they basically just said hey
00:27:23.420 fuck off like we don't want you in the campaign yeah and then i don't know if apac called her
00:27:28.260 or what she has received over the years 36 million dollars worth of value from apac yeah uh so did 0.67
00:27:36.040 apac call them and pull the lever and say you have to endorse the republican oppositional candidate
00:27:42.120 who also receives a bunch of money from apac yeah mike rogers is pretty pro-israel too so if you
00:27:47.460 think about it, it's like a Democrat, like, you know, Mom Domi, he would never say, all right,
00:27:52.640 I endorse Rudy Giuliani. Like, you know, like it's insane. I made a mistake. It's insane.
00:27:57.700 And apparently too, the night before she changed her mind, she called someone, I believe from
00:28:02.940 Abdul Sayed's campaign and said, no, everything's good. Like, good luck to you guys. I'm just not
00:28:07.320 going to, I'm taking a back seat. I'm not going to be involved. So it wasn't even on her mind.
00:28:10.760 And then 12 hours later, she woke up and had this breakthrough. Apparently somebody whispered
00:28:16.540 oklahoma in her ear and she just turned into a robot and endorsed mike rogers isn't that insane
00:28:22.300 that you can switch parties in america with how the political climate is because of israel that's
00:28:28.100 like the only thing that'll really make you do it yeah and people are in the reply allegedly right
00:28:32.340 i said allegedly but republicans like right when people are in the replies replying to her and
00:28:37.140 being like thank you congresswoman this is the right thing country over party and it's like this
00:28:41.700 was an Israel op. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's insane. Um, and then there was a podcast where a bunch of 0.67
00:28:48.560 he can win. I think Mike Rogers can win though. You know, that's like enemy, enemy of my friend
00:28:52.880 type. Yeah. Yeah. Still want to get the APAC money out eventually, but you know, yeah, that's,
00:28:58.300 that's the one that I think, I think Abdul Al-Sayed underperforms and we saw that how far ahead he
00:29:03.020 was pulling against her in the primary. He was pulling, I think 10 points ahead of her and he
00:29:08.240 one by a percent, basically. Yeah. So similar thing could happen here if Michiganders show up.
00:29:13.720 Yeah. So we'll see. And then there was a Zoom podcast thing with a bunch of like Democrat 1.00
00:29:20.180 operatives. And this is what their plan is if they take power back. But Catherine, as you point out,
00:29:26.660 are there actually any teeth? Is there potential for there to be teeth? Seems unlikely in the next
00:29:31.400 two years. One of the things, let me just click on that. They could just pick a few people. To me,
00:29:36.160 that's the way you go. You pick like a Hegseth, a Musk and I don't know, big balls, someone like
00:29:41.300 that, like pick someone like that and then, you know, show what they did. Right. And rather than
00:29:47.460 go for Trump, go for everybody, make it so broad that it'll exhaust people who just do want to
00:29:52.340 move on. So this is their plan to fight fascism by doing fascism themselves. But because it's
00:29:58.500 disguised with the lesbian haircut, it doesn't hit as hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not 0.95
00:30:03.620 is scary coming from people who would need to outsource it to strong men, you know, bottom
00:30:09.000 left included. That guy, you know, I don't know anything about his resume, but I just
00:30:13.020 know he's a pussy. Come put me in the tribunal. Yeah. Take me to the Gulag, brother. Take 1.00
00:30:18.720 me. You just got to pin me. But unfortunately, they'll always outsource it to somebody else
00:30:23.720 who's got their pension on the line. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Police who like have a family
00:30:30.220 and they can't not take orders.
00:30:31.480 Well, they can't miss a mortgage.
00:30:32.560 They just bought that pontoon boat.
00:30:34.340 I better fucking yank this guy's arm behind his back.
00:30:37.240 And I saw this tweet that responded to it.
00:30:39.260 I thought it was pretty insightful.
00:30:40.620 We're not fascists.
00:30:42.020 We'll just tell you what to think and what to say.
00:30:44.320 We'll have show trials
00:30:45.440 and we'll enforce our viewpoints on race, gender,
00:30:47.680 and culture with violence and death threats. 1.00
00:30:50.260 I have bad news, ladies and gents.
00:30:52.000 We're not fascists, 1.00
00:30:53.200 but that is the playbook to get you, right?
00:30:55.840 Yeah.
00:30:56.240 And then our last clip from our election section,
00:30:59.020 This is a clip from a year ago from J.D. Vance, and I'm hoping for the best today. I'm hoping
00:31:03.900 Republicans show up. But if there is a bad turnout, like we said earlier, I think a big
00:31:08.740 reason is the endless war in Iran that took all the bandwidth and stole Trump's second term away. 0.60
00:31:15.440 And spiked gas prices.
00:31:17.320 Spiked gas prices.
00:31:18.540 Two wars, two world wars going on, Ukraine, Russia, and then this.
00:31:22.220 Exactly. So I think that has a big impact and people saw it and just go,
00:31:26.000 well, here we go, politics as always, and they kind of check out.
00:31:29.980 And what do you think a Ben Shapiro type will say if we get swept? 0.83
00:31:33.780 Well, the lesson was to go harder against Iran.
00:31:36.560 Something like that, do you think? 1.00
00:31:37.820 Yeah, he will.
00:31:38.720 They'll take no responsibility.
00:31:40.620 And this clip is from a year ago.
00:31:42.700 This is J.D. Vance kind of shunning the haters for thinking that this is going to be another regime change war for Israel.
00:31:50.160 Now, the people who accused the president of the United States of wanting to get us into a regime change war for Israel, I wonder if they stepped back and said, you know what?
00:31:59.240 We were wrong about that because the president of the United States did not want to get us into a regime change war for any other country. 0.51
00:32:06.200 He wanted to knock out a nuclear facility and get everybody back home.
00:32:09.720 And that's exactly what he did.
00:32:11.620 So that was after the bunker busters.
00:32:13.400 That was after the first thing. 0.50
00:32:14.740 And then when that happened, we were saying, I don't know, this is going to be another regime change war for Israel. 0.59
00:32:20.640 It's not usually one and done. 0.78
00:32:22.220 This is going to eat away at our administration and take up too much time.
00:32:26.460 And we were proven correct.
00:32:28.020 And he said we were wrong.
00:32:30.080 And not only were we wrong, we need to apologize, apologize for our wrong take.
00:32:35.260 And here we are over a year later, and we're still in that stupid war right before the election.
00:32:41.040 And it's about it's like heating up.
00:32:42.840 Yeah.
00:32:43.420 Yeah.
00:32:43.620 And the Trump administration is saying we want to solve it diplomatically now in the last couple of days up until – so I don't know.
00:32:52.580 I don't believe anybody.
00:32:54.080 But how about the energy of we need to apologize?
00:32:56.840 And it's like, well, are you going to apologize now?
00:32:59.300 You don't have to.
00:33:00.780 But just join the Medici tier on YouTube members and we'll call it even, JD, or have Steve Chung or the other guys do it, whoever is watching, whoever has the account.
00:33:12.240 Yeah.
00:33:12.680 You guys all share. But yeah, just join the Medici tier and we'll call it even. But making us apologize for that. And a year later, we're proven right. That could be why Republicans lose if they do. Yeah. All right. Well, let's move on to our next section. We're going to get into politics abroad. I've always made the point that like Europe and like other Western countries are kind of 10 years ahead of us when it comes to political correctness and like LGBT migrants and women in leadership positions.
00:33:41.360 Sure. So we have a few examples of that. But before we get into it, we have a very special
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00:35:07.420 This is the one I was talking about before, Morgan & Morgan.
00:35:10.160 This woman is an elected official in New South Wales, which is Australia.
00:35:16.880 Yes. 1.00
00:35:17.260 And someone online called her a stupid bitch in the comments.
00:35:20.740 Then she found the guy's number and called him, and this is how it went.
00:35:26.780 Filming it for social media, obviously. 1.00
00:35:29.660 You stupid bitch. 1.00
00:35:35.220 So I thought I'd give him a chance to explain himself by calling his law office. 0.99
00:35:39.620 Guy's a lawyer.
00:35:41.520 Oh, hi, my name's Senator Steph Hodgins.
00:35:44.540 I, this morning, woke to a deeply offensive comment on one of my Instagram posts from you.
00:35:50.040 And I just was curious to know whether this is this sort of behavior is something that's tolerated by your law firm and whether you think that it's acceptable to use this sort of violent language towards women. 1.00
00:36:01.420 You stupid bitch. 1.00
00:36:03.460 I wouldn't call that violent language. 1.00
00:36:05.400 You don't think that's violent language? 1.00
00:36:06.400 Would you call your daughter a stupid bitch or your female colleagues 1.00
00:36:10.080 a stupid bitch? 0.97
00:36:12.320 You may. 1.00
00:36:14.140 In the aftermath of a violent attack against a female politician
00:36:17.000 last week, you think it's appropriate? 1.00
00:36:20.040 You don't think calling someone a stupid bitch is a violent attack?
00:36:24.300 This is appalling.
00:36:25.900 You do not.
00:36:26.920 Okay, well, would you be comfortable speaking to the media,
00:36:30.440 sharing that opinion?
00:36:31.180 but you're happy to say it to a woman on their social media platform in a very public way to 0.98
00:36:37.380 call them a stupid bitch and you say you would talk to your children like that your daughters
00:36:41.700 your wife your colleagues appalling appalling there you go so he stands tall uh she tries
00:36:52.040 embellishing it calls it deeply offensive and violent for calling someone a stupid bitch
00:36:58.240 Yeah.
00:36:58.820 And the energy is, that's an infraction.
00:37:01.100 That's against the rules.
00:37:02.380 Two points away from Gryffindor or something, you know, two demerits. 1.00
00:37:05.920 And then she labeled the post online as another day in politics as a woman. 1.00
00:37:11.040 Were you like going out of your way to talk to like an anonymous Instagram account to get them to call you a stupid bitch again? 1.00
00:37:17.400 Yeah, being a woman in politics and it's letting a single comment with zero likes ruin my day. 1.00
00:37:22.280 Okay, I don't think you're cut out for this then, you stupid bitch. 1.00
00:37:25.100 Yeah, and it's almost like Urban Decay, where you're like, oh, you call me a bitch? 1.00
00:37:29.520 Like, get ready for violence.
00:37:31.080 Like, that's violence. 1.00
00:37:32.000 Who's the bitch? 1.00
00:37:32.700 Pull up then. 1.00
00:37:34.160 You the bitch. 1.00
00:37:34.900 And we have some tweets that are summed it up pretty well.
00:37:37.520 Yeah, because this was such a waste of time, and it was like trying to scold this guy.
00:37:42.100 And he's a lawyer who stands by his comments, and he knows that it wasn't violent speech.
00:37:47.700 But this post says, 0.99
00:37:48.820 women's rhetorical skills evolved to scold children 1.00
00:37:51.920 and every speaking role women are allowed to hold 1.00
00:37:54.600 becomes scolding. 1.00
00:37:56.040 There you go.
00:37:56.820 Yeah.
00:37:57.380 You broke the rules. 0.96
00:37:58.300 You were rude.
00:37:59.000 Now you're in trouble.
00:38:00.140 Yeah.
00:38:00.380 And then this is another write-up about it
00:38:02.400 that's pretty good.
00:38:03.360 Yeah, the framing here is deliberate
00:38:04.660 and it's revealing.
00:38:06.000 First, offensive language becomes violence.
00:38:08.340 Then an insult becomes an attack.
00:38:10.260 Suddenly she's the victim
00:38:11.360 and the person who dared criticize her
00:38:13.220 becomes the aggressor.
00:38:14.600 Accept that framing
00:38:15.540 and you've already lost the argument.
00:38:17.160 You've handed her the moral high ground
00:38:18.700 and open the door to demands for apologies,
00:38:21.660 punishment, and censorship.
00:38:23.420 Reject the framing and the entire narrative collapses.
00:38:25.980 And that's the whole key is you accept the framing
00:38:29.060 and you can't really win the argument.
00:38:31.440 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:32.200 Of course, chirping you on Instagram
00:38:35.300 was not violence of any kind.
00:38:37.580 Yeah.
00:38:38.040 And that's a big part of what we've seen the left try to do,
00:38:41.000 conflate everything.
00:38:42.200 Violence, words are violence.
00:38:44.320 Discrimination is violence.
00:38:45.480 It's like, no, it's just being a little rude.
00:38:48.280 Just being a little impolite.
00:38:49.980 Yeah.
00:38:50.600 Violence is violence. 0.96
00:38:51.840 Yeah. 0.95
00:38:52.040 And what did she call it? 1.00
00:38:53.020 It says, you stupid bitch. 1.00
00:38:54.540 And she called it what? 1.00
00:38:56.060 Extremely.
00:38:57.280 Disturbing.
00:38:57.940 Disturbing.
00:38:58.520 Yeah.
00:38:58.720 And it's like, so what would be something mildly disturbing?
00:39:01.860 Dummy?
00:39:02.700 Like little kid insults? 1.00
00:39:04.340 Bitch. 1.00
00:39:04.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:39:05.020 Nobody uses that. 1.00
00:39:05.800 Regular bitch. 1.00
00:39:06.720 Yeah. 1.00
00:39:06.940 Regular bitch. 1.00
00:39:07.860 I don't know about your intelligence, bitch. 1.00
00:39:10.200 Yeah. 1.00
00:39:10.920 And bigger picture, it's like someone commented, you're a stupid bitch on your Instagram. 1.00
00:39:17.620 And then you film all that, record it, basically get humiliated and shut down. 1.00
00:39:24.300 And then you're acting like a stupid bitch. 0.99
00:39:26.320 Yeah. 0.52
00:39:27.240 Posting this actually proves his point. 1.00
00:39:30.320 You posted this stupid bitch interaction. 1.00
00:39:32.420 And now you proved him right. 1.00
00:39:33.940 And that actually happened over the weekend on SNL.
00:39:37.560 The host was the girl from Obsession, that new movie. 0.62
00:39:41.080 And she made a comment like, oh, yeah, don't tell Shane Gillis, but I wore my whore outfit to the gym this week. 0.73
00:39:47.620 It's like, oh, cool.
00:39:49.140 You got Shane Gillis back.
00:39:50.580 You called yourself a whore on national TV.
00:39:53.260 Take that, Shane Gillis. 0.81
00:39:54.520 Take that, Trump and Shane Gillis.
00:39:56.600 You know?
00:39:57.060 And I don't know.
00:39:58.100 I'm assuming that girl didn't write any of her jokes, and it was kind of an SNL thing 0.96
00:40:01.900 where they had to almost address it through her human puppet body. 0.94
00:40:04.960 Yeah.
00:40:05.320 So I feel bad for her. 0.98
00:40:06.340 SNL kind of put her in a tough spot, probably.
00:40:08.020 They did.
00:40:08.780 They did.
00:40:09.460 But the comeback a lot of times is, oh, yeah?
00:40:12.300 Well, I'm wearing a G-string to the gym today, and it's like, okay, you showed us.
00:40:17.620 Okay, what gym?
00:40:19.880 When are you doing the hamstring curls where your ass is in the air? 1.00
00:40:23.460 Please. 1.00
00:40:24.700 We have another example of a woman politician leader. 1.00
00:40:28.860 This is in Canada, and they're addressing the issue of home invasions,
00:40:32.640 and this is her advice to people.
00:40:34.420 We have a politician who's telling them that they need to stand their ground
00:40:38.280 and defend their property.
00:40:39.960 Why would we want to give people this power?
00:40:42.200 It's absurd.
00:40:43.180 They want to steal, let them steal.
00:40:45.340 If you want to steal, let them steal.
00:40:46.780 Why would we give people this power?
00:40:49.920 To protect your own private property, which is like a fundamental value of Western countries is like your ability to have private property and defend it.
00:40:59.960 Yeah.
00:41:00.340 I mean, let's go all the way back to shit written on stone tablets like the Code of Hammurabi.
00:41:05.980 Day one shit.
00:41:06.620 Talking about stealing and eye for an eye shit.
00:41:09.320 And now, I don't know when the Code of Hammurabi was.
00:41:11.840 Probably 4,000 years ago.
00:41:13.540 So we've had this consistent, thorough line about private property forever, and now we finally solve it. 0.84
00:41:19.600 In 2026 in Canada, some overweight, fat, pixie-cut pig finally breaks it. 0.63
00:41:25.960 Why? 1.00
00:41:26.540 Just let them steal. 1.00
00:41:27.420 Just let them steal. 1.00
00:41:28.980 This is not a woman who can make a society. 1.00
00:41:31.460 Yeah. 1.00
00:41:31.860 And then Canada's already bleeding out as it is, and she's basically just going, just go to sleep. 0.96
00:41:38.240 Breathe deep in the chloroform.
00:41:40.340 It's almost over.
00:41:41.260 Just go into the nothingness.
00:41:42.740 Yeah, soon you won't even remember having property rights or something.
00:41:45.880 That's the goal from a lot of these pigs in politics.
00:41:49.980 Very true.
00:41:50.800 And then our next guy is from the UK.
00:41:53.440 I think he's Scottish.
00:41:54.420 Scottish. 0.99
00:41:55.040 Well, he's not.
00:41:56.460 But he's holding office in Scotland somewhere. 0.97
00:41:58.800 He's a new parliament member, and he's Muslim, and he's mad that pubs are serving alcohol.
00:42:03.500 Pubs are spaces designed for families, sorry, but pubs are not spaces designed for families, young teenagers or religious minorities like mine.
00:42:16.440 And we need these shared spaces too.
00:42:20.100 It's hard to know what politicians can do about all this, especially as someone who doesn't drink.
00:42:29.400 So it might be time to start shutting down the pubs. 1.00
00:42:32.180 And that makes sense because Muslims don't drink. 1.00
00:42:34.600 It's against their religion. 1.00
00:42:35.540 And people are serving alcohol at these pubs and restaurants basically in their faith.
00:42:40.440 Yeah.
00:42:40.940 So what needs to happen? 0.98
00:42:42.880 The state needs to get involved.
00:42:44.200 You can't possibly just create a space for other Muslims who don't drink in the mosque in the Scotland countryside.
00:42:51.740 You have to get the government involved. 0.92
00:42:53.720 And this is why, like, those cultural compatibilities we've been talking about, how people don't assimilate, like, it really is zero sum, right? 0.72
00:43:01.760 If a bunch of Hindus move in and they say, oh, it's actually deeply offensive to see you smoking brisket in your backyard because we don't eat cows. 0.90
00:43:11.400 And then we're going to create a little HOA rule where you can't. 0.54
00:43:14.740 It's not like, oh, everybody can just do anything. 0.98
00:43:17.260 Once the numbers are a certain way, you get a guy speaking broken English.
00:43:22.600 Did you see him give up on the word specifically?
00:43:26.100 He just goes specifically, and he just moves on.
00:43:29.920 So it's really a zero-sum game,
00:43:31.940 and then these people are going to come for the things you love.
00:43:34.360 And pub culture, that's part of England.
00:43:37.300 That's part of the UK.
00:43:38.160 That's part of Scotland.
00:43:39.040 And we've seen clips and showed clips on the show
00:43:41.420 where the Muslims over there in the UK are personally offended
00:43:45.500 when restaurants aren't halal.
00:43:47.720 It's like, oh, you're serving bangers and mash?
00:43:49.940 I'm standing right here.
00:43:51.340 you know pork sausage it's offensive to them and they don't understand that like this country
00:43:57.620 exists before you did you should even be here and they have their own values that don't really
00:44:02.420 involve you they don't see that they just say oh this guy is selling pork right here i hate pork
00:44:06.780 what the fuck is going on why would he do that to me yeah and that's literally how they see it
00:44:11.600 and i'm hoping that if they do start shutting down pubs that could actually be the final straw
00:44:16.860 because I think it unfortunately would be something that they get really mad about.
00:44:20.780 Yeah.
00:44:21.260 That actually could activate everybody, not like the child ramps.
00:44:25.120 Yeah.
00:44:25.500 You know, the grooming gangs, that didn't do it.
00:44:28.360 Tommy Robinson stuff didn't do it.
00:44:29.820 But once you shut the pubs down, maybe you have a problem.
00:44:32.840 It becomes undeniable.
00:44:33.920 Yeah.
00:44:34.800 And then let's be out of this section now and go somewhere new.
00:44:39.120 We're going to a bad education section.
00:44:41.480 Okay.
00:44:41.740 So I saw this online, and it's basically showing how little kids are learning math these days, and it's horrible.
00:44:48.280 What do you mean?
00:44:48.880 Okay, show me how you're doing math.
00:44:50.820 Well, the way that you do math is you go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:44:58.360 Okay, go to the next one.
00:45:00.500 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
00:45:03.480 Okay, the next one.
00:45:05.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
00:45:09.640 What?
00:45:10.500 So all these numbers have little dots on them,
00:45:12.960 and then some of them you need to count twice.
00:45:16.060 You don't fully understand what you're doing,
00:45:18.240 and hopefully when you get to the real world,
00:45:19.880 the dots will be on the numbers like they were.
00:45:22.140 Yes, yes.
00:45:23.440 When you get to the subway station,
00:45:24.940 there are numbers or something on the dots.
00:45:27.440 And correct me if I'm wrong,
00:45:29.100 but isn't this stuff just about reps and memorizing?
00:45:33.100 That's what I thought.
00:45:33.900 Like, you're not really adding six.
00:45:35.560 Like, once numbers are these small and you're adding them,
00:45:37.800 like, obviously you can count on your fingers,
00:45:39.360 but it's basically for memorization purposes so you can go further.
00:45:43.560 And then they're doing it this way.
00:45:45.000 And I think, bigger picture, they're doing this so kids pass without fully understanding it.
00:45:51.300 So all the kids pass and they can just get moved on to the next grade and the teachers don't feel bad
00:45:55.720 and the school doesn't have to report like no one can do math.
00:45:58.580 I don't know.
00:45:59.160 I don't know what the game is with that.
00:46:00.820 But there's going to be something where, you know, the younger generations don't know how to do anything.
00:46:04.840 And if the power goes out for a while, like we're planning, they're not going to know anything.
00:46:10.240 They don't know where to fire, catch a fish, or set a trap for a rabbit.
00:46:15.260 Stuff that we all know how to do.
00:46:17.880 They don't know how to order 25 pounds of tilapia off Costco.com.
00:46:22.360 They have no fucking clue how to do that.
00:46:24.260 They don't know about 12 pounds of gyro meat in a huge box in the freezer. 0.95
00:46:28.700 But it has MSG in it, and MSG gives me a headache, so now it's useless and I have to give it to Richard. 0.96
00:46:33.660 Stuff like that. 1.00
00:46:34.400 Yeah, now a big gyro come-up is coming my way. 1.00
00:46:38.220 You inherited. 1.00
00:46:39.300 That's good for the prep.
00:46:40.180 How many pounds of gyro meat is it?
00:46:41.860 I think it's an eight or 10-pound box.
00:46:44.740 The box is like this big.
00:46:46.140 Hey, we've come full circle. 0.72
00:46:47.780 Remember how integral gyro meat was to the early podcast days,
00:46:51.300 how much we were talking about gyro meat?
00:46:52.920 Yeah.
00:46:54.120 Full circle.
00:46:54.680 I just made, yeah, 396 episodes later.
00:46:58.220 We're still talking about it.
00:46:59.360 I just made the mistake of MSG,
00:47:01.380 and I get horrible MSG headaches
00:47:03.280 that last like a whole day.
00:47:05.300 Tough.
00:47:06.120 So I had, yeah, I looked at it
00:47:07.840 and I was like,
00:47:08.200 why did I have such a bad headache?
00:47:09.200 And I looked at the box
00:47:10.000 and it's like monosodiums, whatever.
00:47:13.000 Gluteate or something.
00:47:14.040 Yeah.
00:47:14.480 Fucked me.
00:47:15.720 All right.
00:47:16.460 I like MSG.
00:47:17.620 Yeah, I wish I could enjoy it.
00:47:19.400 It's probably so good.
00:47:21.120 It's savory.
00:47:22.580 So the kids are learning math in a bad way
00:47:25.340 where no one actually learns math.
00:47:27.180 It'd be equivalent to like teaching the kids
00:47:28.840 like the answers to the test
00:47:30.100 and just memorize them.
00:47:31.020 That's what I thought it was.
00:47:32.060 It's like the answers are all here.
00:47:34.020 Everything over five, you count the dots twice.
00:47:37.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:47:38.180 So your homework is counting dots.
00:47:40.440 Yeah.
00:47:40.880 That's not really appropriate.
00:47:42.220 And then when the test comes, okay, how do we remember?
00:47:44.820 C, A, A, A, B, C, D, A, A.
00:47:49.940 Yeah.
00:47:50.300 You just memorize a song so you get the test right.
00:47:52.760 You know, like military punishments,
00:47:55.580 the old meme of like cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush,
00:47:58.840 and it's like just to waste your time.
00:48:00.300 That's what counting dots is to me.
00:48:02.080 It's like menial labor.
00:48:03.980 It's dark.
00:48:04.760 And if you just did like – you know how numbers look different?
00:48:07.700 Like a four can be like this or a four can be like that. 0.99
00:48:11.340 If you go into the real world or even have it written out, F-O-U-R. 0.93
00:48:15.000 How many dots are on this, boss?
00:48:17.080 You get F-O-U-R written out and you're like, oh, man, there's a lot of dots on this.
00:48:22.120 So, yeah.
00:48:22.760 So the kids can't do math.
00:48:23.880 We knew that already. 1.00
00:48:24.840 The migrants can't do anything in the schools. 1.00
00:48:27.460 We know that already. 1.00
00:48:28.200 And then we found this, which was a study about the YouTube stuff kids are watching in schools and how not productive it is.
00:48:35.500 Yeah. NBC News asked parents to check their kids' YouTube history during school hours.
00:48:40.500 And the results show kids are spending huge chunks of the day watching videos that have nothing to do with learning.
00:48:48.380 Do you want me to read from the article?
00:48:49.940 Richard learned about YouTube from a teacher at his middle school in Bucks County, Pennsylvania.
00:48:54.460 She introduced it as a way to listen to music while he did his homework.
00:48:57.040 he quickly realized that the site offered far more and soon he was viewing dozens of youtube
00:49:02.340 videos a day all on his school issued laptop often while sitting in class and it's like a
00:49:08.300 kid whose parents kept him off youtube he goes to school they give him the the tools to do it
00:49:14.040 and his teacher goes hey try this try distracting yourself with youtube you're in eighth grade it's
00:49:19.040 uh yeah it's you can multitask elementary school heroin you ready for it um during eighth grade
00:49:24.880 Richard viewed 4,700 videos during school hours.
00:49:28.200 NBC News founded an analysis of his YouTube history from the past year.
00:49:32.080 He often started before 8 a.m. clicking on NBA and NFL highlights
00:49:35.580 before moving on to a mix of police chase footage,
00:49:38.800 cats coughing up air balls,
00:49:40.240 and AI-generated animations of time-traveling skeleton
00:49:43.640 visiting ancient Rome and the Titanic.
00:49:46.080 Educational.
00:49:47.100 And then this article goes on to say, like,
00:49:49.060 it's happening to way more students,
00:49:50.400 and then some of the smart students actually use it to learn.
00:49:53.380 Yeah. So like there's this growing gap between like, hey, watch the mouth breather retard slop. 0.99
00:49:58.320 And then the students like advanced algebra equation help. 1.00
00:50:02.480 So I don't know. Kids are watching YouTube and counting the dots on numbers.
00:50:06.260 I don't think we're in a good spot.
00:50:07.860 I think these days most kids have a laptop in school, like high school at least.
00:50:13.780 Or access to it.
00:50:15.020 I saw pictures and like it looked like every kid had their laptop open.
00:50:18.940 And when we went to college, it was like half laptops, half handwritten.
00:50:23.380 notes college was the first time you could have a laptop open meets it for me too in front of uh
00:50:29.160 the professor and you guys know what you do on a laptop in college in class you just put a busy
00:50:35.460 face on and you go hmm how much did the bulls win by last night let me see this the highlights from
00:50:41.060 this game yeah i was basically max i was i was basically that kid yeah me too watching highlight 0.71
00:50:46.260 tapes and stupid shit but yeah kids on laptops these days and the scores are worse than ever 0.78
00:50:52.860 proficiency is worse than ever. I think it's
00:50:54.760 related. Okay. All right, let's get into our
00:50:56.620 migrant section. We're going to start off with some bad 1.00
00:50:58.700 migrant Halloween stuff. First is this 1.00
00:51:00.820 Indian woman who not only steals 1.00
00:51:02.820 the candy, but steals more. 1.00
00:51:05.520 Here she is.
00:51:06.760 I don't see any kids.
00:51:08.620 Where are the kids? She's got a trash bag.
00:51:11.000 And she's not walking around the neighborhood.
00:51:12.900 She's on an e-bike.
00:51:15.100 She does have an outfit on, though.
00:51:16.860 Yeah. That's her costume. 1.00
00:51:18.840 Why don't I steal these string lights?
00:51:20.500 Those are nice. These nice white
00:51:22.760 people leaving candy for me don't need them. I need them. But guys, it's a skit. Yeah, it's a 1.00
00:51:28.860 joke. Here she is again. Here she is again, taking all the chips. It's a skit. And she's, like you 0.98
00:51:35.360 said, an adult on an op. No kids, just there to steal. And the good news is, if you play the clip 1.00
00:51:41.860 in reverse. Very generous. She's a very generous neighbor. Yeah, perfectly assimilating. If you
00:51:48.020 play it in reverse. It's the opposite. And then we have a Somali Halloween here.
00:51:54.840 Yeah, baby on the back. My tax dollars heavily involved, I would assume. And no parents displaying 1.00
00:52:01.960 any leadership of, hey, just take two. They think the basket is for them. This country is so nice.
00:52:07.900 This is sick. And Muslims don't really believe in Halloween. So this is just stealing again. 1.00
00:52:13.700 Well, I don't think anybody really believes in Halloween.
00:52:16.700 It's more just one of those. 1.00
00:52:17.980 I think it's haram for Muslims. 1.00
00:52:19.760 Yeah. 1.00
00:52:20.160 You're not supposed to dress up.
00:52:21.840 Sure, sure.
00:52:22.540 So it's just an opportunity for them to steal the stuff.
00:52:25.000 And then here we are in Vancouver. 1.00
00:52:27.260 We can play this just kind of in the background, but everyone's Indian.
00:52:31.680 Yeah.
00:52:32.100 Multiple times, everyone's Indian. 1.00
00:52:33.780 Turbans, different types of Indians, class warfare. 1.00
00:52:37.320 And then they're just playing their songs, too. 0.83
00:52:39.340 They're not singing, this is Halloween. 1.00
00:52:43.700 They're singing the ethnic shit. 1.00
00:52:46.900 So, yeah, I mean, this is a little bit different 1.00
00:52:51.200 because usually we'd cover just the endless amounts of black people 1.00
00:52:54.720 pouring the entire bowl into their, you know, what, pillowcase? 1.00
00:53:01.500 We have a ton of those, 1.00
00:53:03.160 but we wanted to focus on the foreigners doing the same thing, you know, 0.99
00:53:06.660 because we already have our own problems. 0.96
00:53:08.260 We already have that.
00:53:09.280 And we already know that.
00:53:10.200 We've covered that probably for the last three Halloweens as a show.
00:53:13.700 And there were a lot of videos.
00:53:16.000 And a lot of questionably aged kids, too.
00:53:18.480 Yeah.
00:53:19.020 17, 18.
00:53:20.900 That's very true.
00:53:21.780 But there is a difference, too, where, like, in the urban situations, it's, like, bad kids who are doing it.
00:53:30.220 Like, that is, like, a respectable middle-aged woman.
00:53:34.180 Yeah. 0.64
00:53:34.700 You know? 0.99
00:53:35.120 So, like, the middle-aged woman. 0.91
00:53:36.500 Respectable. 1.00
00:53:37.460 That's over now.
00:53:38.500 That's gone now.
00:53:39.420 You'd think, like, oh, that's, like, a 45-year-old lady, and she works at the hospital. 1.00
00:53:43.540 Surely she wouldn't nickel and dime the Frito-Lays that were left out for the children on her electric bike so she can cover more ground.
00:53:51.120 So there is a difference.
00:53:52.040 You see the kid in the shiesty with the pillowcase full of the rim of candy and you go, okay, we know what he's up to.
00:53:57.440 But her and she steals the string lights, it's very exposing.
00:54:03.660 And you know what? 0.68
00:54:05.140 That's deportable.
00:54:07.520 Just one little clip like that is deportable.
00:54:10.620 You know how we've been seeing some visas get revoked 1.00
00:54:12.380 for the girls on college campuses who go nut-nut? 1.00
00:54:14.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:54:15.460 Every once in a while, a girl will have to make an apology 1.00
00:54:17.760 or the State Department checks in.
00:54:19.520 We should be checking in on these, like interpersonal moments, you know?
00:54:22.820 It's a good idea.
00:54:23.400 They just show that you're incompatible.
00:54:25.620 Yeah, very true.
00:54:27.120 All right, let's get out of our Halloween section. 1.00
00:54:28.840 We're still in migrants. 1.00
00:54:30.260 Let's go to the- 0.99
00:54:30.880 How were trick-or-treaters for you?
00:54:32.900 They were good.
00:54:34.280 They were- 1.00
00:54:35.000 You have some black drivers, black drive-ins, right? 0.99
00:54:38.380 We have some people from the urban community come into this neighborhood, which is a little 0.99
00:54:43.980 more compatible for Halloweening.
00:54:45.940 This nice enclave of houses.
00:54:48.020 But it was good.
00:54:49.000 And all the kids were really polite.
00:54:51.100 There was one rude girl who said, how many can I have?
00:54:53.900 And I said, two. 1.00
00:54:55.080 And she just picked two and turned around and walked away. 1.00
00:54:58.260 That's a businesswoman. 1.00
00:54:59.680 Yeah. 1.00
00:55:00.020 She had business on her mind.
00:55:01.000 But they were all nice kids.
00:55:02.200 I probably gave, I probably had 20 door knocks.
00:55:04.920 Okay.
00:55:05.500 All right.
00:55:05.740 Normal.
00:55:06.200 I just wanted to check with you.
00:55:07.420 Nothing crazy.
00:55:08.080 I got chocolate and sour options.
00:55:11.060 Sour Patch Kids, Reese's, Twix, Snickers, Milky Way, Three Musketeers, shit like that.
00:55:17.560 No Reese's Pieces?
00:55:18.800 No Reese's Pieces.
00:55:21.280 Okay.
00:55:22.320 Reese's Pieces.
00:55:23.860 All right, next. 0.76
00:55:25.560 Saying Reese's Pieces like I'm a new arrival and you're an Anglo-Saxon wasp in New York. 0.73
00:55:31.400 No Reese's Pieces. 0.63
00:55:33.320 No, sir, we do not have any Reese's Pieces.
00:55:37.280 Next, we have a raid at the Honda Center.
00:55:41.480 Yeah, Honda plant in Alabama, I guess, whatever you want to call it.
00:55:46.340 So here it is.
00:55:49.560 You got fat tortas running from ice.
00:55:55.460 So I don't think you run in solidarity.
00:55:59.620 So everyone there was an illegal heading for the tree line.
00:56:03.400 We're confusing.
00:56:04.280 We'll all run out, and they won't know who's legal and not.
00:56:07.100 In solidarity, no. 1.00
00:56:08.500 So I guess Honda is just employing a ton of illegal immigrants. 1.00
00:56:13.800 And, you know, I have mixed feelings because it's like it's good. 1.00
00:56:18.300 And that right there, you know what I was going to say?
00:56:20.660 Not to go back too much to the election stuff.
00:56:23.400 There's a random single clip in every episode of the show we show you that should kind of get you to go vote.
00:56:30.040 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:30.620 The whole show should do that.
00:56:31.800 We were not like too pushy with it.
00:56:35.280 And like, we understand people's reservations and where the administration has gone wrong.
00:56:40.200 But it's like you vote for a Democrat in 2028 and then we lose all the Senate, the House and the president. 1.00
00:56:47.040 We're never going to see a fat Mexican woman running video again. 1.00
00:56:50.820 So true. 1.00
00:56:51.500 You know what I mean?
00:56:52.100 So even that, it's just an appreciation moment.
00:56:54.740 But someone did a tweet on this and I'm going to take him at face value.
00:57:01.120 Give Honda $158 million in incentives to build in Alabama,
00:57:05.440 then let temp agencies staff the assembly lines.
00:57:08.880 If ICE shows up and workers flee,
00:57:11.140 what exactly did taxpayers pay to bring home?
00:57:14.240 So all these incentives and these things, 1.00
00:57:16.800 and it's like to employ illegals. 1.00
00:57:19.980 So what, we just physically want to plant here
00:57:22.600 where illegals go? 0.96
00:57:23.960 You're either going to get undercut on labor in China,
00:57:27.180 or you're going to get undercut
00:57:28.500 with illegal labor in America.
00:57:30.120 Yeah. So, I don't know, man. That's like a crisis. And these corporations, no matter what, you see how they find a way. Well, we're not going to hire them. We'll find a temp agency who hires them. Someone needs to turn a blind eye down the road. And whoever's turning the blind eye needs to be held legally accountable. So, that should be top priority.
00:57:52.160 Yeah, absolutely.
00:57:53.120 I like that they're running. I don't like that they were there to begin with to run in this administration.
00:57:59.000 Exactly.
00:57:59.660 It sounds like a win, but it's actually a loss.
00:58:01.960 Yeah.
00:58:02.420 It's a win because we caught them, but it's a loss because they were here the whole time.
00:58:05.440 The whole time.
00:58:06.400 All right. 1.00
00:58:06.800 Next, watch ICE launch this protester woman. 1.00
00:58:10.860 She's standing in front of the federal car. 0.98
00:58:16.580 Oh, that's sad.
00:58:18.460 Look at her pose here, too, at the beginning.
00:58:20.600 Hand on hip, defiant, umbrella.
00:58:23.200 I don't want to get wet.
00:58:24.680 Now I'm launched and on the ground, wet and with a hurt shoulder.
00:58:28.120 Yeah.
00:58:28.420 real Mary Poppins shit. She thought she was going to get some CNN or Reuters photographer to take a 0.84
00:58:33.840 cool shot. It would be her Facebook profile pic. And she forgot that you're impeding a federal
00:58:39.020 matter. Yeah, that's the key. Yeah. She thought she was going to stand there with her hand on
00:58:43.640 her hip and stop these ICE officers from their deportations, federal officers. And they were
00:58:48.800 going to say what? Oh, this fierce woman got in our way and now we can't do deportations because 1.00
00:58:54.080 this woman is so strong. Chest pass instead. Yeah. You get chest passed instead. And the 1.00
00:58:59.220 funny thing is, uh, everyone on the left is talking about excessive force and stuff like
00:59:03.240 that. Like, Oh my God, this is, we're going to unmask this guy. We're going to name him
00:59:07.140 once we retake power or something. And it's like, so what do they want? They want him
00:59:10.860 to come up, push her a little, let her resist a little, and then slowly drive her out. Like,
00:59:16.080 I don't think you get to dictate the terms of how you're removed when you know what you're
00:59:21.240 doing you know what i'm saying by that like this isn't like a confusing i didn't think that could
00:59:25.700 happen yeah you were asking for it it's a girl versus a guy this is reality so you know welcome
00:59:31.100 to the realm yeah that's another that's enough for me to vote the way i voted yeah uh next we
00:59:36.480 have a super sad story out of connecticut a modello american drunk drove and killed the
00:59:42.080 captain of a hockey team yeah university hockey captain killed in wrong way collision with twice
00:59:47.260 deported Mexican illegal in Sanctuary, Connecticut. A beloved member of the University of New Haven
00:59:52.860 community was killed in a head-on collision with a driver who was in the U.S. illegally.
00:59:57.860 Federal authorities have confirmed with Borderhawk. So 11.45 p.m., the kid's name's Ryan O'Shea,
01:00:04.280 pure Americana type hockey name. 21 years old. 21. And this is, I think, the second hockey guy
01:00:10.360 who we've covered who got killed in a DUI crash with a Modelo American. He was on his way back
01:00:15.220 to campus after playing a hockey game some fucking 31 year old guillermo carmona lopez 0.90
01:00:22.480 a twice deported as we mentioned guy is going the wrong way on the road so another kid fucking dead 0.94
01:00:29.600 for no reason there he is yeah super sad captain of the team yeah and uh here's uh ned lamont uh 0.75
01:00:37.260 of connecticut and here's what he said about ice not too long ago connecticut is protecting our
01:00:43.520 schools and courthouses where people go not to break the law because they're following the law.
01:00:53.000 Ice, everywhere you go uninvited, violence follows. Go home. We're keeping our Connecticut
01:00:58.620 safe without you. How'd that work out? Yeah. So another kid dead because, I don't know,
01:01:05.900 ice is mean and the twice deported guy is more important to Connecticut than federal agents.
01:01:11.740 Yeah.
01:01:12.260 And then again, Connecticut, like we've talked about with the gerrymandered states, about 40 to 45, just off the top of my head, not even knowing, about 40%, I'll go on the safe side, of Connecticut voted for Trump, right?
01:01:25.040 Pretty much.
01:01:26.260 So, you know, as long as we have this thin margin, ICE needs to go home.
01:01:30.620 And it's like, what about the 45% who voted?
01:01:32.540 They get no representation? 1.00
01:01:34.040 So true.
01:01:34.740 They just get a dead hockey captain.
01:01:36.400 Yeah.
01:01:36.940 Super sad.
01:01:37.840 All right, let's go.
01:01:38.280 I actually saw a Modelo American today on my way over here to film.
01:01:41.300 It was like 11 a.m.
01:01:43.080 He's pouring a tall Modelo into the cup from the gas station that I was at.
01:01:47.240 And he was about to go out on like lawnmowers.
01:01:49.820 He likes drinking.
01:01:50.700 So I checked and I made sure he wasn't driving.
01:01:52.800 It makes work fun.
01:01:53.800 Yeah, it makes work fun.
01:01:55.120 That's pretty good.
01:01:55.920 All right, we have a couple of fraud stories here.
01:01:57.740 I'll let you kind of handle this.
01:01:58.940 Yeah, so this is actually a rare case where we just missed this folder last episode.
01:02:03.880 We just skipped past this.
01:02:05.060 and I was pissed because there were good stories.
01:02:08.440 But he's the one who skipped it.
01:02:10.160 But you kind of said something.
01:02:11.680 You said like an intro sentence that like you saw I was,
01:02:15.280 I take responsibility.
01:02:16.240 You pulled up the next folder and I intro the next folder,
01:02:19.300 but I would have seen, oh, we had another section.
01:02:22.380 So apologize.
01:02:24.400 No problem.
01:02:25.080 No problem.
01:02:25.660 Apologize.
01:02:26.140 I forgive you, brother.
01:02:27.300 I forgive you too.
01:02:29.000 The DOJ's Operation Ghostbusters has flagged 830,000
01:02:33.200 potentially fraudulent federal student aid IDs tied to nearly $130 million in a scheme that
01:02:40.860 allegedly used stolen American identities to enroll fake ghost students and send the aid money to
01:02:47.220 Kenya. Five charged, $32 million plus in confirmed losses so far, $750,000 in crypto seized, and the
01:02:55.800 DOJ estimates the total fraud since 2021 at well over $200 million. Crazy. Kenya. Kenya.
01:03:03.200 Kenya. Another fraud story. This one is kind of, I would say the perfect fuck you to Americans
01:03:11.120 is what I'd call this story. It hits the big three, the three things that I care about.
01:03:15.900 This is from Steve Robinson, who mainly covers political stuff in Maine. And he's been focusing
01:03:22.060 on the Somalis there. As we know where the Somalis go, so does the fraud. But this one 1.00
01:03:27.760 is actually not Somalis. It's just other Islamic types. He's talking about a community home 1.00
01:03:34.580 health care LLC and a bunch of foreign names all got charged with health care fraud conspiracy
01:03:40.660 and lying to the FBI and then obstruction. This is the first major indictment for welfare fraud
01:03:47.180 in Maine, a $50 million home health care conspiracy. DOJ says all six defendants are
01:03:53.420 U.S. citizens. But I believe they're all Iranians. And we're going to let Steve Robinson go on on
01:04:00.740 this. Six Iraqi home health care fraudsters indicted today, arrested this morning, arraigned
01:04:06.420 in Bangor. We just left the press conference at the Department of Justice building in Portland.
01:04:12.000 But here's the detail that's really going to make your blood boil. Nora Abed, the ringleader of this
01:04:17.300 conspiracy, who in April told the main wire that her business was totally legit, totally on the
01:04:21.860 Last year, she dropped $2.7 million on six really nice condos in Hollowell, Maine, just outside of Augusta. $2.7 million. Now, how many other Mainers have the kind of cheddar lying around to pay $2.7 million cash for brand new condos?
01:04:40.900 She wanted that passive income. 1.00
01:04:43.840 So if I were to try to develop something to like nuke my political opponent without firing a bullet, something like that. 0.99
01:04:55.760 Or if I were to create the most perfect bioweapon to demoralize whatever population of a country, it would be a program like this. 0.99
01:05:04.600 You send in foreign-born people, foreigners with Star Wars names. 1.00
01:05:09.640 I don't care if they're citizens or not. 1.00
01:05:11.420 They steal the tax money, and then they use that tax money to inflate already elevated real estate prices. 1.00
01:05:19.400 So foreigners, fraud, pumping real estate. 1.00
01:05:23.360 And you might think, oh, in a place like New York City, that's not a big deal. 1.00
01:05:26.920 It happens all the time and every which way.
01:05:29.360 Maine.
01:05:30.020 Yeah.
01:05:30.540 Maine.
01:05:31.140 It's every single thing I hate. 1.00
01:05:33.640 Foreigners, fraud, ghost billing, increased housing costs. 1.00
01:05:39.060 And again, we already compete against our own tax dollars via Section 8.
01:05:45.300 Now we're competing against our own tax dollars via theft.
01:05:49.780 And Section 8.
01:05:50.720 And Section 8, yes.
01:05:51.700 That's still happening.
01:05:52.620 Yeah, yeah, you're getting punched on one and then, ah, ah, 0.99
01:05:55.060 some Iranian is fucking buying six condos in one swoop. 1.00
01:06:00.060 So, yeah, man, I don't know.
01:06:01.700 And we miss fraud stories.
01:06:03.460 We skip fraud stories all the time.
01:06:06.160 It's the only thing that I see every day.
01:06:08.800 It's like another fraud.
01:06:10.240 And then you're like, then fraud has gotten so bad that you're almost like, oh, just 8 million?
01:06:15.880 All right.
01:06:16.540 Not too bad.
01:06:17.460 And then of a big 200 million, here, I'll go into this one.
01:06:21.640 Indian National pleads guilty to $227 million Medicare fraud. 0.55
01:06:26.500 An Indian guy in Des Plaines, Illinois. 0.99
01:06:29.360 You know where Des Plaines is?
01:06:30.920 You know what's in Des Plaines?
01:06:32.200 Nothing.
01:06:32.700 The original McDonald's.
01:06:34.440 Not quite the contrary to nothing.
01:06:36.560 Pure Americana was born in Des Plaines, Illinois. 0.99
01:06:39.020 So true.
01:06:39.800 You know what else happened in Des Plaines, Illinois?
01:06:42.740 That movie with those two dumb guys?
01:06:45.600 I did a ride-along with the Des Plaines Police Department in eighth grade
01:06:48.820 when I said I wanted to be a cop for a career day.
01:06:51.600 And I didn't really want to be a cop,
01:06:53.300 but I knew being a cop would be the best career week ever.
01:06:57.060 It was actually a career week.
01:06:58.120 some people didn't your brother pick like being a banker and he had to go to the bank all week
01:07:02.100 stupid had to sit at the bank what are you gonna click some pens i was like i want to be a cop
01:07:06.020 i went on a ride-along we pulled people over that's cool yeah they locked it down probably
01:07:11.520 since then but i was like eighth grade riding in front we detained a woman she had open warrants
01:07:15.780 black woman you helped i well i held her purse in the front seat and uh did i ever tell this
01:07:22.920 story before i think in bonus land yeah and uh she had a ringtone uh it was pd pablo uh you know
01:07:30.540 pd pablo some some rap song that was popular at that time and someone was trying to reach her so
01:07:35.620 her phone was ringing this was in the era of like ringtone songs yeah and her phone kept ringing
01:07:40.480 pd pablo song and i was holding her purse we caught her for a warrant she she started acting
01:07:44.980 squirrely when we pulled up next to each other in traffic she was doing like this like looking away 0.87
01:07:49.940 The cop's instincts.
01:07:51.480 He knew.
01:07:52.000 We learned a lesson that day.
01:07:53.640 I did.
01:07:54.800 What's the movie?
01:07:56.000 Hey, Garth.
01:07:56.860 Hey, Wayne.
01:07:57.900 That's Aurora, Illinois.
01:07:59.140 Oh, Aurora, Illinois.
01:07:59.960 What's the movie?
01:08:03.380 Wayne's World.
01:08:04.140 Wayne's World.
01:08:04.780 I almost lost it there for a second.
01:08:06.280 Me too.
01:08:06.500 If you didn't get that and I didn't get that, we would have had to cut that.
01:08:09.120 So this guy was doing, since 2023, fake COVID test, stupid shit, you know, $227 million gone.
01:08:16.720 Gone.
01:08:17.280 Yep.
01:08:17.800 All right, let's wrap up the section. 0.90
01:08:18.860 we're going abroad obviously in europe europe is fucked but poland is not fucked because they have
01:08:24.880 no migrants and they keep it 100 and uh there's a coup happening now probably done by our government 0.57
01:08:31.440 i'm assuming i don't know yeah yeah we we sent uh what's her name over there um alissa the one
01:08:38.500 we covered last week who's not spangberger slotkin the cia she went over there like six months ago 0.97
01:08:44.660 And she's like, oh, we gave them like this agenda and how to improve their democracy or whatever. 1.00
01:08:49.680 And now there's a coup.
01:08:51.240 And then Adam Kinzinger is replying, saying, let's go Poland. 0.76
01:08:54.800 Yeah.
01:08:55.540 And then someone replied to that.
01:08:57.700 Pretty funny.
01:08:58.420 Wait, is a member of the January 6th committee endorsing a coup in Poland?
01:09:02.360 Yeah. 0.81
01:09:02.760 So basically they're doing a coup because Poland refuses to take the third worlders and the globalists are going to make sure that Poland takes third worlders. 0.97
01:09:11.700 So they're going to do a coup. 0.65
01:09:13.300 Not nice.
01:09:14.160 I really, really need Poland to hold on and avoid this one. 1.00
01:09:18.260 Me too. 1.00
01:09:19.020 All right. 1.00
01:09:19.440 Well, that's the end of our migrant section. 0.94
01:09:20.920 I'm moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.
01:09:23.600 Use the opportunity to go to the post.
01:09:24.900 Help us juice the algo.
01:09:25.940 Leave a like, comment, comment again.
01:09:27.620 Then start yapping.
01:09:28.640 P.O. Box, notifications, all the episodes.
01:09:31.380 Link to this episode.
01:09:32.380 And he's sent to the boys in the group chat.
01:09:34.220 And then, yeah, join the group chat on our end.
01:09:36.860 And we'll be talking about the election today.
01:09:38.620 It's going to be a fun time.
01:09:40.240 I wanted to start the final page off with something random.
01:09:43.440 There's an indigenous person missing in Canada.
01:09:46.860 Yeah, and his name is Ray J. Strikes with a Gun, 25.
01:09:50.500 Keep an eye out for him.
01:09:51.740 So I guess he's, but, you know, keep your distance.
01:09:54.540 Because I guess he probably got that name because he was pistol whipping people or something.
01:09:58.200 He strikes with a gun.
01:09:59.080 Someone in his family was.
01:10:00.540 Yeah, maybe his dad.
01:10:01.580 Down the line.
01:10:02.900 And he has a medical condition and there's a concern for his well-being.
01:10:06.120 But his last name is Strikes with a Gun.
01:10:08.940 So maybe be careful.
01:10:10.420 Yes.
01:10:11.220 Next, I thought this was really interesting.
01:10:13.540 We're going to read the tweets.
01:10:14.640 Everything that we're reading was confirmed by Grok,
01:10:17.120 so it's not really that much of like a crazy conspiracy theory,
01:10:20.500 but it's something I was not aware of.
01:10:22.260 Richard, can you give that a read?
01:10:23.620 Yeah, Igor Kirshenbaum operated Chernobyl's turbine
01:10:26.880 during the fatal test, then suddenly moved to Israel.
01:10:30.060 An Israeli radio operator claimed four contacts near the reactor,
01:10:35.140 despite Soviet restrictions on contacting Israelis.
01:10:38.560 Grok, did the KGB launch a sabotage investigation?
01:10:41.800 Yes or no?
01:10:42.980 And Grok ended up replying yes.
01:10:44.460 And then we can read more tweets in the comments.
01:10:46.800 What was the ethnicity and last name of the engineer who turned off turbine number eight
01:10:50.880 at Chernobyl, which caused the explosion and nuclear catastrophe?
01:10:54.240 Igor Kirschenbaum, Jewish ethnicity. 0.93
01:10:56.920 He was the senior turbine control engineer who shut off the turbo generator eight. 0.58
01:11:01.120 That's interesting. 0.72
01:11:01.640 So it sounds like Israel allegedly might have inside guys when it comes to nuclear stuff.
01:11:09.840 Okay. 0.70
01:11:10.320 They might have their fingers in the stew of people's nuclear programs.
01:11:17.340 Reactors, programs, et cetera.
01:11:18.540 And it's not the only time.
01:11:19.920 We're going to read this, but then we're going to get to another example.
01:11:22.700 Grok, lightning quiz round.
01:11:24.120 Answer yes or no to these questions. 0.86
01:11:25.800 Was Chernobyl the cradle of Tversky Hasidic Judaism? 0.90
01:11:30.140 And then I assume Grok answered yes to all of these. 0.99
01:11:32.580 He answered yes to all of these. 0.73
01:11:33.840 Did the Russian Empire do a pogrom there? 0.92
01:11:36.620 Yes. 0.75
01:11:37.220 Did Chernobyl happen during Passover? 0.77
01:11:39.480 Yes. 0.60
01:11:40.400 Did the USSR's Jews exodus Russia afterwards? 0.85
01:11:46.260 I guess yes. 0.98
01:11:47.740 And then it gets worse.
01:11:48.840 So you might be thinking, oh, that's a long time ago.
01:11:51.460 And yeah, Israeli Mossad types are probably in nuclear programs all over the world.
01:11:58.300 It gets more interesting when it comes to Japan.
01:12:00.960 In February 2010, Japan offered to enrich uranium for Iran.
01:12:05.220 Two months later, an Israeli defense-linked firm suddenly secured a Japanese nuclear surveillance
01:12:10.240 safety contract.
01:12:11.800 Less than a year later, Fukushima exploded.
01:12:14.560 Grok, is this correct?
01:12:15.440 And then it said yes.
01:12:16.620 Yes, which is interesting.
01:12:18.200 And then, yeah, Grok did say yes to that.
01:12:20.380 And then you might be thinking, well, the plant only exploded because there was a tsunami.
01:12:28.200 Right?
01:12:28.800 Okay.
01:12:29.180 The tsunami came first.
01:12:30.380 I don't know.
01:12:30.780 I'm just reading.
01:12:31.560 And then the plant exploded.
01:12:33.040 We have an answer for that. 0.90
01:12:34.640 In 2022, Tonga unleashed a massive shock wave that circled Earth and triggered tsunamis.
01:12:40.840 Scientists detected powerful disturbances in the upper atmosphere.
01:12:44.420 The same region, HAARP, deliberately blasts with radio waves.
01:12:48.240 Grok, is this true?
01:12:49.320 Yes or no?
01:12:49.880 And it says yes.
01:12:50.820 And then we have the final to wrap it up to make it all make sense.
01:12:53.840 The U.S. military-operated HAARP, a powerful electromagnetic research facility.
01:13:00.780 The scientists confirmed atmospheric disturbances can trigger tsunamis.
01:13:05.240 Grok, concise, no-spin answer, yes or no?
01:13:07.760 And it says yes.
01:13:08.640 So that might be what happened.
01:13:10.780 Okay, yeah.
01:13:11.680 So Japan tries to give Iran some nuclear material, and then Fukushima happens.
01:13:16.760 And then in Russia, we had some, we, they had some, that might be the slip,
01:13:23.360 because I'm secretly Mossad.
01:13:24.880 Yeah.
01:13:25.280 But then in Chernobyl,
01:13:27.640 who knows what really happened there.
01:13:29.420 It could have been an inside job.
01:13:30.740 Okay.
01:13:31.620 Yeah.
01:13:31.840 Something to think about.
01:13:32.960 Okay.
01:13:33.660 All right.
01:13:34.420 That is the end of Housekeeping
01:13:35.660 and I'm moving on to Cringe of the Week.
01:13:39.060 All right.
01:13:41.340 Cringe of the Week.
01:13:42.740 Welcome.
01:13:43.320 I actually like this first section a lot.
01:13:45.260 Yeah.
01:13:45.480 This is going to be good.
01:13:46.680 We've been talking about 1.00
01:13:47.580 the fake disabled people a lot lately 1.00
01:13:49.700 and I found a new one that's pretty good. 0.99
01:13:51.700 This girl is fake mute and she has a problem at the hospital 1.00
01:14:21.700 She can go. 0.96
01:14:35.440 Sounds like you're talking pretty fine.
01:14:37.400 I'm mute.
01:14:38.340 I'm mute.
01:14:39.440 Fuck you guys, she exclaimed.
01:14:42.680 Should the sentence I'm mute not exist?
01:14:46.200 You'd think.
01:14:46.880 You would think that, right?
01:14:47.820 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:48.100 Yeah, and she's like a certain type of partially mute, but then things get heated, and then she can start yelling and cursing at them and remind them that they're discriminated against mute people. 1.00
01:14:58.680 So if she was able to talk the whole time, maybe you could have just talked instead of using the stupid robot voice thing. 1.00
01:15:04.800 Those guys probably didn't have the patience for it. 0.62
01:15:06.800 Yeah, selectively mute in 2026.
01:15:10.020 Yeah, and it's like, ma'am, you need a different type of hospital.
01:15:12.960 This hospital is more for like physical stuff.
01:15:15.600 You need a mental hospital.
01:15:19.000 You need to go to a hospital for mental stuff.
01:15:21.040 There's an institution. 1.00
01:15:23.500 And we actually have her a few weeks ago. 0.95
01:15:26.480 This is the same woman?
01:15:27.400 This is all the same girl.
01:15:28.260 Oh, I didn't know that.
01:15:29.320 I thought this was a separate side.
01:15:30.580 No, no.
01:15:31.580 Okay.
01:15:31.820 So this is her raising funds for her and her partner who are living in a car.
01:15:37.000 At Flower and I recently became homeless after the car we were living in.
01:15:41.640 Together was involved in an accident.
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01:16:02.560 There you go.
01:16:03.500 So the car's destroyed.
01:16:05.200 And then if you pause on this car, it looks like they hit a biker and he got slammed into the windshield or something. 0.97
01:16:11.440 Like, this is a human that did a full twirl.
01:16:14.000 What happened to that guy?
01:16:15.040 That's what we need to raise money for.
01:16:17.140 They hit someone on a bike in the car and they go.
01:16:21.140 They start doing Charlie Chaplin facial expressions at each other.
01:16:25.580 Becomes a silent movie. 1.00
01:16:26.720 Like a mime. 0.51
01:16:27.660 And then we did find a clip of her from 2022 where she was speaking and she was speaking about white privilege.
01:16:33.680 I had some thoughts concerning white people who believe that white privilege is not a thing because they themselves have not experienced privilege in their life, i.e. they've gone through poverty, homelessness, abuse, reverse racism, you name it.
01:16:49.200 We can shut her up. 1.00
01:16:50.760 We can shut her up. 0.98
01:16:51.980 But basically, she's explaining how she has, like, white guilt. 0.60
01:16:56.100 And my theory is she had white guilt and, like, swallowed that hook so hard that she made herself disabled to separate herself from it.
01:17:05.140 So she victimized herself to, like, revoke her privilege in a way. 0.61
01:17:09.180 Yeah, she wasn't getting enough attention speaking as a white woman. 0.99
01:17:14.220 Well, basically just regurgitating all the same points. 0.99
01:17:16.260 So she thought she'd be more impactful if she faked being mute.
01:17:19.960 Yeah. 0.66
01:17:20.460 And then she'd have more like social currency in her world.
01:17:24.960 Yeah.
01:17:25.300 Where it's like, oh, I'm just a white girl, but I'm your ally.
01:17:27.460 And it's like, no, my arm's chopped off.
01:17:30.480 Yeah.
01:17:30.840 I'm with you guys.
01:17:32.020 I'm fucked up.
01:17:32.820 Yeah.
01:17:33.120 I don't think there's, I think if you stub your toe, there's no such thing as being mute.
01:17:38.320 You know?
01:17:38.780 That's a good point.
01:17:39.780 There's some little tricks you have to do with a fake mute person.
01:17:43.720 Like, you drop a plate, you wait and see what happens.
01:17:46.340 Whoa, I mean.
01:17:47.540 Yeah.
01:17:49.000 But you see that progression.
01:17:53.460 She was perfectly eloquent.
01:17:55.080 And all of a sudden, COVID after COVID, she can't talk anymore.
01:17:58.980 She has to use the iPad now.
01:18:00.620 Fuck you, I'm mute. 1.00
01:18:01.800 And she has white privilege. 0.98
01:18:03.120 But, like, didn't she say you're homeless living in your car?
01:18:06.760 Where'd the white privilege go?
01:18:07.900 Yeah.
01:18:08.580 You're a Latina.
01:18:09.660 Yeah.
01:18:09.960 And I actually found this thing, this, like, little scale.
01:18:13.720 from the 1900s that described certain people in society,
01:18:17.840 and they use words you'd be surprised by.
01:18:20.100 Do you want me to go bottom to top or top to bottom?
01:18:22.100 Bottom to top.
01:18:23.320 Okay, so an idiot.
01:18:24.980 An idiot's the worst.
01:18:26.960 They can barely do self-preservation,
01:18:29.600 can't even really take care of themselves.
01:18:31.180 And then you work your way up to a low-grade imbecile,
01:18:34.460 and that's simple menial work.
01:18:37.000 You know, picking stuff,
01:18:38.880 counting dots on the numbers maybe.
01:18:40.560 And then you go up to medium imbecile,
01:18:43.420 simple manual work. 1.00
01:18:44.960 That's what I think she is, a simple imbecile. 1.00
01:18:47.080 Yeah, medium imbecile. 1.00
01:18:48.440 Medium imbecile.
01:18:49.580 And then there's a high-grade imbecile
01:18:51.040 who's still pretty stoo-stoo,
01:18:52.860 but can do complex manual work.
01:18:55.100 That's multiple things putting together.
01:18:57.420 And then this last one's you.
01:18:58.360 And then a moron, work requiring reason and judgment.
01:19:01.440 That's what you do on the show.
01:19:02.460 Yeah, I guess.
01:19:03.540 You're a moron.
01:19:04.080 I'm a moron.
01:19:05.720 All right, so that's pretty good.
01:19:07.200 And that's kind of her rubric for her.
01:19:10.380 And then we are going to get into this next clip.
01:19:13.400 This is from Canada as well.
01:19:15.180 This neurodivergent person from Canada explains what she's got going on.
01:19:19.940 Neurodivergence is a numerous amount of different types of disabilities.
01:19:24.820 All of those are, most of, a majority of those are invisible ones.
01:19:28.520 So you have your autism, you have your ADHD, people could have dyslexia.
01:19:33.440 So it falls under that obscure, weird little space there.
01:19:37.880 so you have like so many different types of things it's hard to list them all because there's so many
01:19:42.260 out there but um it affects different the way that a person learns and um the way they can
01:19:50.140 remember things the way they read things it affects their language so there you go and i
01:19:55.960 was trying to figure out what happened here and i have a couple of theories i have three theories
01:19:59.900 number one's easy you fell asleep at a party yes you got a little drunk you were the first to fall
01:20:05.360 asleep. They had a marker. It's April 1st. You fell asleep backstage at this thing. Yeah. Okay.
01:20:11.280 So that's most likely. Or she slurped from a bowl that had stuff on it. Oh, the old ink trick, 1.00
01:20:18.440 ink on a bowl. Like a Mr. Bean joke. Yes. Yes. But that doesn't explain the eyebrows. So it can't
01:20:25.240 be that. Okay. Unless she drank from the top and the bottom or something. Yeah. Yeah. So it's not
01:20:30.080 that um number three nathan fielder invented non-binary for a documentary that's coming out 0.61
01:20:36.800 in 2028 and all these non-binaries are in on the bit okay and it got out of hand a little bit and
01:20:42.840 school teachers started thinking and then in 2028 the documentary will come out and they'll be like 1.00
01:20:46.100 we had this lady on tv with the painted mustache we had all these people not talking and pretending
01:20:51.360 they were mute um but the bigger picture ironic thing here is she's doing this uh press conference
01:20:57.620 this interview, and she's basically making the case for why people in Canada who aren't aware
01:21:03.100 of neurodivergence need to take it seriously, take this stuff seriously. And then this stuff
01:21:09.360 is like the Salvador Dali mustache I painted on my face. This is serious. I grabbed my nephew's
01:21:15.220 eye black from his football game and started going to town. This is who I am and you have to
01:21:20.220 be serious about it or else I'm a victim and you're an oppressor. That's actually a very good
01:21:24.440 point though they sometimes send the worst messenger like if you had a normal guy being
01:21:28.920 like some people are a little different we go oh yeah i know about that he's got a rolled up sleeves
01:21:33.440 like politician look and he's got like the ties loose and he's like some people are just a little
01:21:37.220 different a little more help but you get the this person talking on their own behalf and it actually
01:21:41.960 hurts the cause by a lot yeah it goes viral for us yeah you know this going on what i'm assuming
01:21:48.260 some type of canada public tv or something this has got to be like publicly funded almost based
01:21:53.740 on the set and like the quality of the host and everything um but yeah like this doesn't go viral
01:22:00.540 for them it only goes for us yeah it's only ammo for us welcome to cringe of the week yeah welcome
01:22:05.600 you're not an uplifting goal you'll fit right in all right next uh for cringe we found this guy
01:22:11.700 who like talks about white privilege and listen to how he says the white extermination that we're
01:22:17.400 seeing across western countries is natural who gives a fuck what the white population is they're
01:22:23.520 trying to say white people are going extinct like we're being hunted for our ivory tusks. No, this
01:22:29.740 is just the natural progression of a globalized and diverse society. No one's coming to replace
01:22:35.760 you. And anybody who says they are coming to replace you is just trying to scare you by saying
01:22:41.380 you're going extinct so that you'll vote against your own self-interest. Don't believe me? Look
01:22:46.800 around you. This current administration is the no diversity whites only administration. Are you 0.87
01:22:53.500 impress. There you go. It's a natural progression when 20 million third worlders come here,
01:22:59.640 jump over the border during Joe Biden's four years in office. That's natural migration. 1.00
01:23:04.880 Yeah. Alejandro Mayorkas scheduling flights from Haiti and Venezuela to dump illiterate
01:23:11.980 criminal third worlders here. That's a natural part of life. 1.00
01:23:15.400 Yeah. And also the third worlders that came here, obviously they're all military age men. They left 1.00
01:23:20.040 their wives and children behind in the war-torn country they're escaping from.
01:23:25.920 But they go back to visit on vacation too.
01:23:28.020 Yeah. 0.99
01:23:28.440 So it's dangerous enough to be a refugee, but not dangerous enough to take your wife 0.97
01:23:32.920 and kids with you. 1.00
01:23:34.100 This is all natural. 1.00
01:23:36.060 And then those guys from the third world countries who can't even think or feed themselves, they 1.00
01:23:40.940 thought how to enter the United States through the immigration system. 0.69
01:23:45.160 I'm sure they read a lot about it.
01:23:46.700 Believe it or not, they're great at paperwork. 1.00
01:23:49.000 They're great at the minutiae, the illiterate Haitians. 1.00
01:23:52.580 They're great at filling out forms. 1.00
01:23:54.300 Yeah.
01:23:55.140 And then duplicate.
01:23:55.720 He also says later, I think that like going extinct is like basically natural. 0.97
01:24:00.860 Like if the white population is going down, that's natural. 0.94
01:24:03.180 And then I would ask him, then why are we paying trillions of dollars over the years 1.00
01:24:09.700 to continents like Africa to feed these people and keep them alive? 0.99
01:24:13.820 Wouldn't the natural process be that they die out? 1.00
01:24:16.620 Yeah. 0.99
01:24:16.800 Wouldn't the natural process be China took over? 1.00
01:24:19.140 There's not even blacks anymore in Africa. 1.00
01:24:21.200 We own the mines. 1.00
01:24:22.820 Yeah.
01:24:23.560 And so I'm thinking of a name for this guy. 0.66
01:24:25.380 You know, Uncle Tom for black people?
01:24:26.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
01:24:27.280 I'm thinking Uncle Tim.
01:24:28.560 I feel like we've done this bit before.
01:24:30.700 Maybe.
01:24:31.140 I feel like we're past this.
01:24:32.720 Well, we still need the word.
01:24:34.160 Yeah, Uncle Tim.
01:24:35.040 Uncle Tim.
01:24:35.740 Yeah.
01:24:36.040 This guy is the worst kind of guy.
01:24:37.660 Yeah.
01:24:38.100 He's just like, he'll ignore anything while being wrong.
01:24:43.240 It's just a certain kind of repulsive white man.
01:24:45.860 Yeah. 0.88
01:24:46.100 And, you know, this guy would go nuts if he had to live in some all black or all Hispanic third world country. 1.00
01:24:53.100 He'd go nuts. 1.00
01:24:54.340 He'd be like, why isn't this working?
01:24:56.140 The bus is never on time.
01:24:58.140 There's no fucking bus.
01:25:00.140 You know, like he needs he's almost like sheltered by his own little Internet echo chamber to the point where go live a day in a really dysfunctional country.
01:25:11.660 And then we'll say, all right, we're bringing all those people here from that country.
01:25:15.500 What do you think now? And here's his take on German lederhosen dancing.
01:25:20.480 This is why you need diversity in your country. You need some people with some melanin in their
01:25:25.880 skin to prevent you from reaching max level whiteness. This is unchecked whiteness right 0.96
01:25:31.580 here that could have been prevented. It's why America's number one import forever has been 0.99
01:25:36.560 our culture, because white people have brown people that they can steal cool things from. 0.96
01:25:41.780 repack. There you go. That's not culture. You know what culture is? What? When you take a huge 0.94
01:25:47.500 disc and you put it in your lip to make your lip like this big. Yeah. You know what culture is?
01:25:52.040 It's cutting off like a 10 year old girls. You know what? You know what? Culture. That's culture. 1.00
01:25:57.720 Or eating those cookies from Haiti that are made of dirt and dung and fat. Yeah. It's like a little 1.00
01:26:03.740 bit of fat and then mud pie. That's culture, baby. Dirt cookies. That's how you cook. Yeah. 1.00
01:26:08.900 This guy, I shouldn't say it.
01:26:14.480 He'll be one of the first.
01:26:17.240 To go before.
01:26:19.140 To be expelled.
01:26:20.080 To be expelled.
01:26:21.260 Yeah, exactly.
01:26:22.480 To get deported.
01:26:24.320 Yes.
01:26:24.740 We're going to deport him. 1.00
01:26:25.520 We're going to deport you to West Africa. 1.00
01:26:27.140 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
01:26:28.020 See how you like it.
01:26:28.780 All right.
01:26:29.280 We can move on.
01:26:30.420 That is the end of Cringe.
01:26:31.360 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.
01:26:34.220 All right, Urban Decay.
01:26:35.520 We have a pretty intense section here, and this is what we mentioned in the intro, how
01:26:40.520 people are shot, killed, fought over nothing.
01:26:45.480 Yes.
01:26:46.500 Long-running theme of the show, too.
01:26:48.640 Yeah, and we've seen someone get shot over guacamole, someone get shot over a water cup,
01:26:54.680 I think.
01:26:55.320 Fries, Wingstop fries, that was one.
01:26:58.220 Yeah.
01:26:58.520 Someone didn't get barbecue sauce at McDonald's.
01:27:00.940 Yeah, there's been a lot.
01:27:02.140 There's a lot of stupid ways.
01:27:03.220 You know the show Dumb Ways to Die?
01:27:04.960 Wasn't that a TV show?
01:27:05.880 Yeah, yeah, I liked it.
01:27:06.760 And imagine if there was an urban decay one.
01:27:10.080 Yes, the guy had to stop smoking meth on the bus,
01:27:13.080 and then he killed you.
01:27:14.020 And then he pulled out a gun and shot him.
01:27:16.060 Next story.
01:27:17.060 That's basically what it would be.
01:27:18.100 Instead, it's like this guy got sucked into a pool vent
01:27:20.960 and his skin was peeled off.
01:27:23.020 It's like, what about the dumb urban ones?
01:27:24.760 I want to talk about that.
01:27:25.020 It's so true.
01:27:26.000 All right, well, our first one's pretty good.
01:27:27.400 This guy got shot over a fart.
01:27:30.200 Police say a complaint about passing gas
01:27:32.740 inside a convenience store sparked an argument that turned deadly. We're learning more from
01:27:37.440 the newly released warrants. Police say Seneca Colbert shot and killed Del Rico Bibi earlier
01:27:42.960 this month at a Marathon gas station. That station was near Walker and Riverdale roads in Clayton
01:27:48.600 County. According to the warrants, Bibi complained about Colbert passing gas inside the store and the
01:27:53.920 two got into a heated argument. Investigators say Colbert went outside to his car, got a gun,
01:28:00.100 came back into the store and fired 10 shots into Beebe's back.
01:28:04.900 Police arrested Colbert Saturday in Atlanta following a standoff.
01:28:08.700 He now faces charges including murder and aggravated assault.
01:28:12.300 And to be clear, the shooter was the one who farted, so there could be a lesson in there.
01:28:18.300 Yeah, he just didn't like being called out on farting.
01:28:21.560 Yeah.
01:28:22.100 I think that was it, and he was incensed.
01:28:24.460 And again, another lesson we always harp on is when someone walks to their car with that anger intent and, you know, they're not doing like, they're not doing one of these.
01:28:34.400 They're like, just wait, you see, they're coming back with a gun to murder you.
01:28:38.480 Yeah, when they go to their car, it's not because they're cooling down and I don't want things to get heated.
01:28:42.500 Yeah, they're ramping up.
01:28:43.900 And then we have our two rules.
01:28:45.260 Our number one rule is when someone starts yelling and repeating phrases over and over and they get into a loop, violence is usually inbound.
01:28:52.380 and like you said here,
01:28:54.300 when someone goes to their car
01:28:55.580 and they'll be right back,
01:28:57.020 a gun is usually inbound.
01:28:58.580 Yes.
01:28:59.200 So make sure you guys know the rules.
01:29:00.820 Next, we have another one.
01:29:02.440 This person killed somebody
01:29:04.540 who held the door open for her,
01:29:06.260 but she didn't say thank you.
01:29:07.920 And I believe we covered this
01:29:09.460 when it initially came out.
01:29:10.780 Now we get a little two-way
01:29:12.700 of covering something.
01:29:13.680 Once the headlines come
01:29:15.260 and then after sentencing
01:29:16.300 and after sentencing,
01:29:17.220 there's usually a lot more detail
01:29:18.500 because the case has been made
01:29:19.800 in public court.
01:29:21.380 Texas shopper gets hefty prison sentence
01:29:23.140 for murdering a woman who held door for her.
01:29:25.960 And I'm going to read this
01:29:26.900 because there's another key lesson in here, right?
01:29:29.580 So farting, and now we're moving on
01:29:31.840 to holding the door for someone.
01:29:33.340 So it's a lot about manners.
01:29:35.120 Yeah, it's a lot about politeness and disrespect.
01:29:38.100 Put some respect on my name. 1.00
01:29:39.820 And they're always black. 1.00
01:29:42.740 Something I noticed. 0.98
01:29:44.100 I don't, I didn't even, I didn't even notice that.
01:29:45.940 I don't see race, you don't see race like that.
01:29:47.560 I guess, I guess.
01:29:49.300 A shopper with bad manners in Texas will spend the next 30 years in the slammer for fatally shooting a woman who had accused her of not saying thank you for holding the door open.
01:29:57.600 Kiana Hampton, 23, was hit with a heavy sentence in the October 7th, 2025 murder of Cecilia Simpson after Simpson confronted Hampton for not thanking her for holding the door open at a Dallas 5 Below, according to blah, blah, blah.
01:30:11.900 A livid Hampton was accused of taking the fight to a PetSmart in the same plaza, following Simpson and her daughter when they drove to the second store, the outlet reported, citing the arrest warrant affidavit.
01:30:26.120 Simpson told a PetSmart employee that Hampton was following her before Hampton came inside and started arguing with Simpson again, leaving and coming back minutes later to fight more.
01:30:36.040 An employee eventually kicked the bickering trio out of the store. 0.87
01:30:40.400 When Simpson and her daughter got in the car and began driving away, Hampton chucked a bottle at 0.93
01:30:46.540 their vehicle, prompting Hampton to get out and confront Simpson another time. The pair started
01:30:52.740 physically fighting as Simpson's daughter tried to break it up when Hampton pulled out a gun 0.98
01:30:57.000 and shot Simpson three times. So you see how there's like a, I call it the getting the last
01:31:05.040 word you know when you're arguing with someone and you're it's called getting the last word you
01:31:09.780 want to be the last person to make a point it's kind of like a win thing this is just like ongoing
01:31:14.600 bickering starting from not saying thank you for opening a door which i guarantee you the first 0.97
01:31:20.040 bitch didn't you know what i mean like i bet you it was a no thank you scenario but then it's like 0.99
01:31:25.920 it keeps going and going until finally you throw something and everyone wants the last word and 0.96
01:31:31.060 then or last action and now you're physically fighting and now i got a gun and now i got a
01:31:35.940 gun and once the physical fight and so someone's dead someone's in jail for 30 years all because 0.54
01:31:40.920 someone didn't say thank you and then they were confronted on it okay pretty good so farting 0.66
01:31:46.820 and not saying thank you get you killed we got two deaths right i'll get you killed in certain
01:31:51.520 parts manners is really important to these folks yeah they love manners they're they must be they
01:31:57.340 must be great hosts you know yeah no the homeowner sits at the head of the table you know a little
01:32:03.240 shit like that those things can be life or death you know no the father of the house carves the 0.57
01:32:09.040 turkey what are you doing boom wiley coyote shit you know it turns into it gets crazy man that's 0.84
01:32:16.060 a charger that's not a plate what are you doing cross draw boom yeah mozambiques you two to the 0.93
01:32:22.820 chest one to the head you know what i mean these little things that you might have learned like
01:32:26.920 you know in home economics or something they're really important to some people they took they
01:32:30.380 took it to heart yeah crazy manners with the heart are yeah all right let's move on this next
01:32:35.780 one is technically from a few years ago but we never covered it and it does fall under the
01:32:40.120 category of like killed for no reason and it involves a child which is sad but let's let that
01:32:45.320 play breaking news in pasadena a six-year-old girl is dead after police say she was shot multiple
01:32:52.240 times over spilled water. This happened at an apartment complex on Shaver Street and Allen
01:32:58.780 Genoa Road. KPRC2's Bill Barajas is live with the very latest in this investigation. Bill?
01:33:04.880 To hear these things happening, like, especially here, I mean, you always hear stuff happening
01:33:11.060 here, shootings and everything, but a six-year-old, that just, it tugs at my heart, man. I can't,
01:33:17.200 I can't. I feel bad for the mom.
01:33:20.000 I just over some spilled water makes no sense.
01:33:26.520 And you heard from neighbors, their residents here at this apartment complex off of Schaefer in Pasadena.
01:33:33.840 Again, police have cleared the scene here just a moment.
01:33:36.600 I'm just going to fast forward it.
01:33:37.600 We already got the headline we wanted, but eventually they zoom in on where the apartment happened.
01:33:41.540 And, you know, there they are.
01:33:43.500 You know who's hanging out.
01:33:44.640 So over spilled water.
01:33:46.560 Six-year-old.
01:33:47.460 Spilled water.
01:33:48.900 And then this next one is another example of, like,
01:33:52.300 basically a fight for no reason.
01:33:54.060 I don't think the guy died, but it looks like he did.
01:33:56.960 This is in Austin, Texas on 6th Street.
01:33:59.260 Look at this fight for no reason. 1.00
01:34:06.560 Fuck, nigga. 1.00
01:34:07.940 Who you calling? 1.00
01:34:08.600 Bitch, pussy. 1.00
01:34:10.180 Hey, ATX street fights. 1.00
01:34:13.700 ATX street fights.
01:34:14.640 so that's basically a worst case scenario knockout like this is kind of what they tell
01:34:26.640 like strong kids in high school you can ruin your life like athletes in high school it's like if you
01:34:31.360 get into one fight and you punch somebody and they fall and they hit their head on the sidewalk or
01:34:35.780 on the street and they die you're going to jail and your life's over over one punch it's like
01:34:40.420 that's basically it in action. Yeah. Yeah. And for whatever disrespect or whatever that you're
01:34:46.280 going to forget about tomorrow morning, you could permanently alter your life by getting a
01:34:49.820 manslaughter charge. And you're lucky to plead it down to manslaughter. Yeah. And then look at the
01:34:53.760 people after, like, obviously no one comes to help, but they're all taking pictures and taking
01:34:58.140 videos of them, nightcrawler style. They want to be in the thumbnail. And then this guy's like
01:35:02.580 visibly homeless or something. There's a lot of, you know, questionable ethnicities that I don't 1.00
01:35:07.700 know about i can't even identify crazy but that's who's there no one's there to help you that's
01:35:12.140 america that's texas yeah that's don't mess with texas those are talarico voters speaking of which
01:35:17.660 talarico almost looking back now he kind of went with the just be quiet he's not really outwardly
01:35:25.560 campaigning that much like i'm sure he's doing events he's not grabbing headlines he's trying
01:35:29.440 to keep his head down and sneak one out he's mute now yeah yeah thank you for cheap talarico
01:35:35.400 trying to escape um all right and then let's go to this one this is another example um 0.96
01:35:43.080 kind of dumb ways to die i mean kind of um not really well yeah but if your parent is retarded 0.98
01:35:50.460 you might die yeah that's what i'm saying iq score of 53 could spare phoenix mother from 0.97
01:35:55.300 death penalty in daughter's killing this is a pretty recent case but i guess they tested her
01:36:01.700 found out she had an iq of 53 which i think a white down syndrome person is higher than that
01:36:07.500 yeah by a good amount too yeah by like i think they can make change 20 they can bag groceries
01:36:13.500 appropriately cans on the bottom yeah yeah bread on top bread on top bread goes on top that makes
01:36:21.320 sense but uh that's a dangerous precedent too because if that works and then it's like well
01:36:27.600 well, what's everyone's IQ who randomly punches a lady in the subway or kills someone over nothing?
01:36:33.200 I don't think the science is going to be in our favor.
01:36:37.120 Those people are going to be like, oh, they're all 50 IQ.
01:36:39.620 No one's going to jail.
01:36:40.800 Yeah. 0.99
01:36:41.500 But they need to go into some soft padded room play place. 0.83
01:36:44.380 You'd hope so.
01:36:45.200 I guess it depends what state they're in.
01:36:47.480 All right.
01:36:47.980 Let's go to our last clip of Urban Decay.
01:36:50.840 this is in detroit and there is a local group of men who seem to be trying to like improve the
01:36:58.020 neighborhood but they go into this convenience store and they're mad because the convenience
01:37:02.300 store is displaying a gun ah militant militant middle-aged black group
01:37:08.640 in their outfits heavily inspired by blade i think they all watched the movie blade 0.75
01:37:17.780 What up, dog?
01:37:19.600 Have everything been in here?
01:37:21.380 Why that gun on display like that?
01:37:23.680 Why that gun on display like that?
01:37:26.000 You don't think that's sending the wrong message?
01:37:30.480 Yeah, but you don't think that's sending the wrong message with kids coming in here and stuff like that?
01:37:36.800 I can see it.
01:37:37.620 That's the first thing I seen when I walked in here.
01:37:40.020 That's the first thing.
01:37:41.000 Y'all need to remove that gun, bro.
01:37:42.560 I need to take that gun and put that motherfucker on. 0.99
01:37:45.940 Huh?
01:37:48.480 Yeah, let him know.
01:37:49.460 Let him know.
01:37:50.100 I don't want to come back in here and see that, bro.
01:37:52.520 So I think that gun sends the right message.
01:37:55.540 And he's saying, oh, why don't you display a gun like that?
01:37:58.040 Probably for the same reason you're wearing body armor and I'm behind a three-inch thick glass.
01:38:03.320 Yeah, I don't know.
01:38:04.900 What came first, the chicken or the egg?
01:38:06.640 Was I displaying an AK-47 or am I in a bad part of town?
01:38:10.920 Yeah. 0.83
01:38:11.600 So, but, you know, the militant black guy with, I don't know, maybe a job, probably not, makes his demands against the Abdul El-Sayed type.
01:38:20.600 That's what's going on in Michigan these days. 0.62
01:38:22.520 Clash of the civilizations.
01:38:24.180 Like, those guys are carrying guns, but it makes the kids feel sad.
01:38:27.920 And then he goes, oh, it's the first thing I saw when I went in here.
01:38:30.280 And it's like behind the counter, in between the shelves, kind of.
01:38:34.400 And there's like a million things on display in the store.
01:38:37.520 Yeah.
01:38:38.020 That's the first thing I saw.
01:38:39.220 But, hey, you got your social media clip, brother.
01:38:41.140 Now you can act like you've been helping the community or something.
01:38:43.480 Yeah.
01:38:43.720 Why don't you go in the community and find like anyone on the street and be like, oh,
01:38:47.240 why are you carrying that gun?
01:38:48.160 What are you going to do with that?
01:38:49.200 Yeah.
01:38:49.420 What are you doing with that bike?
01:38:50.400 Whose bike is that?
01:38:51.720 Yeah. 0.98
01:38:52.180 Give that bike back.
01:38:53.180 I think you could do a lot more good in the community if you find those kids who are on
01:38:56.700 the cusp of joining a gang or something and you kind of give them something to do.
01:39:00.080 Have them join you guys to stop the gang.
01:39:02.280 Yeah.
01:39:02.420 That'd be cool.
01:39:03.060 Instead of, and then eventually you hit a critical mass and you flip.
01:39:06.220 Yeah.
01:39:07.060 Instead, you bully the guy who kind of probably barely speaks English,
01:39:10.480 who's terrified to go to work every day.
01:39:12.880 Yeah, he has to work the overnight shift.
01:39:14.660 Because he's around people who look like you.
01:39:16.980 Yeah, so true.
01:39:18.360 But don't get too down or too depressed.
01:39:20.560 We're moving on to uplifting gold, and there's some uplifting stuff today.
01:39:24.840 First, we have these guys who are on surfboards catching giant striped bass,
01:39:29.780 I'm assuming in the Northeast somewhere.
01:39:31.800 All right, so here they are.
01:39:32.640 They're out in the water.
01:39:33.480 There was some music playing, so we had to cut that.
01:39:35.280 But they're on surfboards, and they're just pulling up monster striped bass.
01:39:40.220 That's like a dream catch over and over.
01:39:42.440 And then they're getting pulled by them.
01:39:44.240 Yeah.
01:39:44.760 Those are sick.
01:39:45.680 Taken for a ride.
01:39:46.700 You ever catch a striped bass?
01:39:47.860 No.
01:39:48.600 I've never done fishing in the Northeast.
01:39:50.500 It's the best place.
01:39:52.420 Northeast is the striped bass capital of the world.
01:39:54.360 What do they hit?
01:39:55.080 They hit lures that are, like, moving?
01:39:56.820 They hit motion?
01:39:57.480 Yeah, they'll hit anything besides, like, a metal leader.
01:40:01.340 Oh, okay.
01:40:01.860 So you can do squid.
01:40:03.520 You can do chunks of fish kind of lures.
01:40:08.080 They'll hit, you know, the silver lure, like the neon tail, like the classic ones that
01:40:11.840 are like this big.
01:40:12.460 Yeah.
01:40:12.920 Like that's striped bass all day.
01:40:14.700 Okay.
01:40:15.440 I caught one.
01:40:16.720 Do you do trolling or like trawling for that?
01:40:19.580 Yeah.
01:40:19.620 Yeah.
01:40:19.800 With like spoons.
01:40:20.780 Yeah.
01:40:21.060 Okay.
01:40:21.520 Remember that giant one I caught in Martha's Vineyard?
01:40:24.400 No.
01:40:25.120 The one where I could barely hold it up.
01:40:27.180 That was on a squid.
01:40:28.580 Never heard of it.
01:40:29.080 And I got lucky.
01:40:30.120 I got lucky.
01:40:30.940 I was at the right place at the right time.
01:40:32.500 Okay.
01:40:33.100 All right, next, these homeless guys are offered tickets to the WNBA for money,
01:40:38.440 and this is how they respond.
01:40:40.300 Would you come to a WNBA game with me for $300 cash?
01:40:42.700 Probably not.
01:40:43.340 Would you ever watch a WNBA game with me for $300 cash?
01:40:45.840 No, I'm not.
01:40:46.360 Would you watch a full WNBA game for $300 cash?
01:40:49.960 You're down?
01:40:51.560 Yeah.
01:40:52.020 You ready?
01:40:52.780 Give me a wild day.
01:40:53.900 What's your name?
01:40:54.560 Where are you from?
01:40:55.240 Billy Thompson.
01:40:55.840 Billy?
01:40:56.180 Can I pause it for a second?
01:40:58.000 What do homeless people get off turning down $300? 1.00
01:41:01.460 They don't like the WNBA. 0.99
01:41:02.840 They don't like the W.
01:41:04.360 They call it the W.
01:41:05.280 They call it the W.
01:41:06.180 You want to keep playing it?
01:41:06.980 Let's just fast forward.
01:41:08.060 I think he takes this guy.
01:41:09.320 Yeah, he gets some new clothes, and there they are at Goodwill.
01:41:13.720 Gets them into a fit, and they're courtside at the W.
01:41:15.720 They're courtside at the W of the ball.
01:41:17.460 He makes them touch it.
01:41:20.060 Really?
01:41:20.480 You can be next to anybody.
01:41:22.040 You can be next to anybody.
01:41:23.380 Social experiment.
01:41:24.300 This guy could have scabies.
01:41:25.660 You're at the WNBA game rubbing elbows,
01:41:27.800 and he's got some sort of homeless disease.
01:41:30.500 Yeah.
01:41:30.820 People think he says, oh, he's like rich and different.
01:41:33.520 Takes him to the VIP buffet.
01:41:35.300 Yeah.
01:41:35.820 How do you make his money?
01:41:36.980 Oh, I don't know.
01:41:37.580 Well, it's only $300.
01:41:38.800 Yeah.
01:41:39.260 The white guys pay him for it.
01:41:41.040 All right.
01:41:41.780 That was funny. 1.00
01:41:42.580 No one likes WNBA. 0.99
01:41:43.700 I guess not.
01:41:44.480 And it's the WNBA finals right now, I believe.
01:41:48.460 Missed it.
01:41:49.320 Yeah. 0.99
01:41:49.960 All the women-only bars closed down.
01:41:52.340 The women's sports bars, they all closed down.
01:41:54.160 The one in Portland.
01:41:55.320 Well, who's in the finals?
01:41:56.260 It's probably.
01:41:57.420 I think Atlanta.
01:41:59.120 The Atlanta.
01:42:01.040 Freeze.
01:42:01.940 Falconets.
01:42:02.680 I don't know.
01:42:03.360 I don't know.
01:42:03.920 Versus the Toronto.
01:42:08.160 Toronto Clams. 1.00
01:42:09.600 Trannies. 1.00
01:42:10.140 I don't know. 1.00
01:42:11.040 All right.
01:42:11.600 Next.
01:42:12.460 Not your best.
01:42:13.300 I didn't have anything.
01:42:15.140 I can't think of a WNBA team.
01:42:17.800 Remember we did a bit.
01:42:18.680 Chicago Sky.
01:42:19.460 Yeah.
01:42:19.940 Yeah.
01:42:20.380 New York Liberty.
01:42:21.740 See.
01:42:22.400 There you go.
01:42:22.980 And then Caitlin Clark's team.
01:42:24.900 The Indiana.
01:42:25.920 Fever.
01:42:26.520 Fever.
01:42:26.900 That one's mine.
01:42:27.560 Now you're up.
01:42:27.900 No, I was going to get there.
01:42:29.100 You just cut me off.
01:42:30.660 And then there's Seattle.
01:42:32.160 Seattle Storm.
01:42:33.560 That's good.
01:42:34.200 And then there's San Francisco.
01:42:36.840 I don't think so.
01:42:37.520 L.A.
01:42:38.680 I think they go for the low rent places.
01:42:41.640 Memphis.
01:42:42.840 Yeah, I don't know, man.
01:42:43.600 If you're on a WNBA team in Memphis, that's a tough one.
01:42:46.220 That gets ratchet.
01:42:46.940 All right, next, this guy got his car impounded, and he got it out.
01:42:52.620 Got it out free of charge by having his boys.
01:42:54.880 pulled open the chain link.
01:43:00.880 And just about $600 worth of body scratches
01:43:04.040 on the Prius.
01:43:06.040 The Prius is out of there.
01:43:07.800 Yeah, there you go.
01:43:08.960 And then next, this is a funny golf shot.
01:43:15.920 Got him, got him, got him. 1.00
01:43:17.360 I guess they're German. 1.00
01:43:19.260 Got him, got him, got him. 1.00
01:43:20.820 Got him right in the chest.
01:43:22.400 That hurts.
01:43:23.180 Yeah, that's bad.
01:43:24.460 Our last clip of the show is our Pure Americana Clip of the Week.
01:43:27.260 It's a crazy last-second win for this high school football game.
01:43:31.960 This is the last play of the game.
01:43:34.900 On the 45-yard line-ish.
01:43:38.740 Throws it.
01:43:40.160 Tipped.
01:43:40.640 Pot. 0.59
01:43:42.060 Lateraled.
01:43:42.880 Guy gets up.
01:43:44.520 Perfect.
01:43:45.680 Now it's a dash to the corner of the end zone.
01:43:49.020 And he gets there.
01:43:50.440 And the whole team goes crazy.
01:43:52.220 Wow.
01:43:52.580 So, Pure Americana Clip of the Week.
01:43:54.960 And there's a safety up here.
01:43:57.020 Watch the top of the screen.
01:43:58.780 I'm going to go back to eight seconds.
01:44:00.440 Once it seems like an incompletion, the safety starts celebrating,
01:44:03.700 and he starts sprinting the opposite direction downfield.
01:44:06.180 And where does the guy score?
01:44:07.560 That was him.
01:44:08.320 Exactly where the safety vacated.
01:44:09.760 So, you never stop playing.
01:44:11.220 There's no point.
01:44:11.900 There's no point in stopping playing.
01:44:13.680 Yeah.
01:44:14.860 You know, like, I don't get it.
01:44:16.380 You want to be first to celebrate or something?
01:44:18.260 You're the safety.
01:44:19.880 Your name is the safety.
01:44:21.860 Yeah.
01:44:22.080 You're the safety.
01:44:23.540 You're the last fucking person.
01:44:25.240 I can't believe what some of these kids do.
01:44:27.580 I guess, and you know what?
01:44:29.220 There's been that thing where people who run a breakaway touchdown
01:44:33.060 and they drop the ball before getting into the end zone.
01:44:35.160 It's like that.
01:44:35.780 You should see that once.
01:44:37.280 You should see someone humiliate themselves and cost their team once,
01:44:40.120 and then you should basically never see it again.
01:44:42.360 It should be like a cautionary tale.
01:44:43.740 But they keep doing it.
01:44:45.140 Crazy.
01:44:45.660 Certain type of player keeps doing it, too.
01:44:47.300 Yeah.
01:44:48.000 Well, that's the end of the episode.
01:44:49.180 We're going to do small business shout-outs on Friday.
01:44:51.880 We have another batch coming.
01:44:53.380 So if you haven't gotten yours yet, they are coming.
01:44:55.440 I have it all organized, but we're going to continue that Friday.
01:44:58.680 And we have a happy birthday today only to one guy, Dorian.
01:45:02.100 Happy birthday, Dorian.
01:45:03.220 Happy birthday, Dorian.
01:45:04.640 That's special to be the one shout out.
01:45:06.600 So now any message to Dorian?
01:45:08.700 Well, the happy birthday is from us, Aaron, Jordan, and Big Al.
01:45:13.200 And it's Dorian's 33rd birthday.
01:45:16.320 And he's a good patriotic American.
01:45:18.260 and we are all happy that you're Al's godfather too.
01:45:22.920 That's nice.
01:45:23.940 I like the name Dorian.
01:45:25.280 Pretty rare.
01:45:26.680 You don't see it that much.
01:45:28.520 I don't love that name.
01:45:30.500 I like it because of the uniqueness.
01:45:32.580 Sounds like a girl's name. 0.99
01:45:34.300 No.
01:45:34.760 Dora?
01:45:35.520 I kind of feel like it's...
01:45:36.980 Dora the Explorer?
01:45:37.560 Sounds like a medieval name.
01:45:39.380 Like a more medieval.
01:45:40.660 Kind of died out.
01:45:41.800 Dorian.
01:45:43.080 I'm Dorian the Tall.
01:45:45.140 Dorian the Great.
01:45:45.900 Dorian
01:45:46.840 in a young girl's heart
01:45:48.380 Dorian
01:45:49.240 yeah yeah yeah
01:45:50.520 you know
01:45:50.740 there's something there
01:45:51.480 you could easily
01:45:52.960 make it Springsteen
01:45:53.860 you could easily
01:45:55.200 trend towards Springsteen
01:45:56.580 not bad
01:45:57.520 well that's the end
01:45:58.180 of the episode
01:45:58.560 is that Springsteen?
01:45:59.540 yeah
01:45:59.780 glory days
01:46:01.060 glory days
01:46:01.480 well that's the end
01:46:03.200 of the episode
01:46:03.660 thank you guys
01:46:04.240 for watching
01:46:04.620 all the way through
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01:46:30.160 Someone on Twitter said it's the best true crime show on the Internet.
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