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00:01:32.900 Episode 317.

00:01:35.200 Today on the show, we body snatched Maduro out of Venezuela.

00:01:39.560 We're going to tell you why that's actually a good thing.

00:01:41.860 Then Tim Waltz drops out of the 2026 governor's race.

00:01:45.080 We're going to go over that and some more of the Somali fraud that was exposed.

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00:04:47.820 Hey, welcome back, everybody.

00:04:49.220 Hope everyone had a nice two-week vacation.

00:04:51.580 It's 2026.

00:04:52.780 Everybody had two weeks off.

00:04:54.320 So if you're back at work now, you had two weeks, right?

00:04:57.200 Yep.

00:04:57.920 With us.

00:04:58.560 Depressing Monday.

00:05:00.060 Yes.

00:05:00.240 Probably.

00:05:00.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:01.720 And now we're all back in the routine again.

00:05:03.460 And we're going to Groundhog's Day Truman Show the whole year.

00:05:06.280 It's time to lock in.

00:05:07.660 It is time to lock in.

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00:05:10.380 It's time to lock in.

00:05:11.360 Episode 317, 317.

00:05:14.500 Time to lock in.

00:05:15.100 Shout out to Indianapolis.

00:05:16.540 Yeah.

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00:05:21.000 We have a big pack show, as I'm sure you guys know.

00:05:24.560 There's tons of clips and stories to get to.

00:05:26.420 It's called Pent Up.

00:05:27.420 We have a pent up show.

00:05:28.680 Pent up.

00:05:29.200 More assets than usual.

00:05:30.480 But I do want to start with some funny stories.

00:05:32.720 Okay.

00:05:33.060 So I was with the Chinese.

00:05:34.980 Trying to read the notes frantically before you get into this.

00:05:37.520 It says, welcome back.

00:05:38.920 Okay.

00:05:39.400 I actually have no notes for this.

00:05:41.240 But I was with Chinese Donut Boy.

00:05:43.300 And we were at a mall doing some Christmas shopping before Christmas.

00:05:47.400 And then we went to the food court.

00:05:49.780 Okay.

00:05:50.300 And we were getting free samples of like the Chinese food, even though we didn't eat it.

00:05:53.700 Yeah.

00:05:54.060 I thought it was so funny where you go like, oh, can I try that?

00:05:57.220 Oh, bourbon chicken.

00:05:59.960 How about that?

00:06:00.940 Oh, Szechuan beef.

00:06:02.260 Interesting.

00:06:03.060 As if we don't know what bourbon chicken is.

00:06:04.820 I know.

00:06:05.400 As if we haven't eaten it a million times.

00:06:07.380 And it's just a free sample, just to get a little taste while you're walking around.

00:06:10.580 I wasn't going to blow it out that day.

00:06:12.480 But you're going, oh, no, that's the bourbon chicken.

00:06:14.720 Oh, okay.

00:06:15.740 Oh, it's just the teriyaki.

00:06:16.900 But they know that too.

00:06:18.320 They're hoping to get you in.

00:06:19.640 They're hoping to flip you.

00:06:20.240 But they give you the little sticks.

00:06:21.080 And it didn't work.

00:06:21.860 And I pretend.

00:06:22.780 Oh, I have self-control.

00:06:24.740 It didn't work on me.

00:06:25.960 The Asian food at the mall court.

00:06:27.160 Szechuan beef.

00:06:27.940 I might come back for that.

00:06:29.160 As if I haven't eaten pounds of it.

00:06:30.980 So I thought that was funny.

00:06:32.580 And then the other thing I wrote down I thought was funny or not funny, but serious.

00:06:36.400 When you go to the airport, you always check the board.

00:06:40.040 Yeah.

00:06:40.440 You went to the wrong gate, I'm assuming.

00:06:41.780 Well, I had outdated information.

00:06:44.340 And then they emailed me the updated gate info.

00:06:46.760 And I'm already cutting it to the wire.

00:06:49.300 And I get all the way to my gate at the end of the terminal.

00:06:53.240 And they go, oh, you're not in B-16.

00:06:55.140 You're in A-17.

00:06:56.340 Horrible.

00:06:56.920 And I'm already late.

00:06:57.800 And I had to run back.

00:06:58.820 And then it didn't update on my Google wallet.

00:07:00.640 When you get to the airport, old school, you check the board.

00:07:04.020 You are, that's your archetype.

00:07:06.240 You're a late at the airport kind of guy.

00:07:08.040 You're scrambling around.

00:07:09.720 Oh, I did the route.

00:07:10.620 I planned it the best.

00:07:11.640 And you're struggling at the airport.

00:07:13.440 I'm an app guy.

00:07:15.100 I want the airline to text me.

00:07:17.260 I'm all over it.

00:07:18.720 So that doesn't happen to me.

00:07:20.160 There's a thing, too, where I have access to, like, lounges at the airport.

00:07:24.120 Yeah, MX, whatever.

00:07:26.120 You got to go hang out at the airport.

00:07:28.100 The airport lounges have gone straight downhill because it's a part of every credit card program.

00:07:32.960 And then they don't even let you in sometimes.

00:07:35.560 It's like, it's credit card points scammer cattle.

00:07:38.660 It's not even exclusive anymore.

00:07:40.260 Who goes to the airport with that much time where you're going to go sit in a comfy chair and have a breakfast buffet?

00:07:45.540 International layovers.

00:07:46.580 Aren't you running to the gate?

00:07:48.040 Aren't you kind of, like, sweating when you get to your seat because, oh, I barely made it?

00:07:52.380 Yeah.

00:07:52.840 Yeah, you are.

00:07:54.120 I am.

00:07:55.340 All right, let's get into the show.

00:07:56.740 Okay.

00:07:57.160 Unless you have anything.

00:07:58.280 No.

00:07:58.600 I told Bonusland, I was sick.

00:08:00.560 I got the fever.

00:08:01.720 He botched his whole break.

00:08:03.080 My whole vacation is I'm recovering.

00:08:05.340 I'm taking medicines.

00:08:06.560 And he finally gets back to normal and then the show starts back up again.

00:08:10.080 It's like I still have a slight cough.

00:08:11.600 I'm fucked.

00:08:12.880 So it wasn't a great break for me.

00:08:15.260 But, you know, nice to see family, I guess.

00:08:17.180 Nice to see family.

00:08:18.520 Nice to see family, I guess.

00:08:20.200 Nice to see family, I guess.

00:08:20.980 Yeah.

00:08:21.420 All right, let's get to our first story.

00:08:22.820 I would rather not be sick and miss the family, though.

00:08:25.760 That's interesting because that's a bad sickness.

00:08:28.460 Whole week is gone, you know?

00:08:30.920 I'll talk to you on FaceTime.

00:08:32.200 Mr. and Mrs. Rap Boy.

00:08:33.480 Yeah.

00:08:34.180 That truth comes out.

00:08:35.980 Fuck it.

00:08:36.820 Rap Boy Senior.

00:08:37.680 I'd rather be healthy.

00:08:40.960 All right.

00:08:41.700 Let's get to the show.

00:08:42.620 We have a lot to get to.

00:08:43.640 Some stuff will be faster than others.

00:08:45.080 This is kind of a quick story, but can you give that a read?

00:08:47.640 Yeah.

00:08:47.840 Guy tried to break into J.D. Vance's house with a hammer.

00:08:51.500 William DeFore, 26, was charged after trying to break into Vice President J.D. Vance's Ohio home.

00:08:57.860 And he was using a hammer to break the windows.

00:09:00.280 And it gets interesting because William DeFore is actually a trans who goes by Julia.

00:09:05.860 Yeah.

00:09:06.140 Male to female trans, Julia, in quotes.

00:09:10.140 And, you know, the difference between these two pictures is that soft gay smile.

00:09:15.380 They think that makes you a woman.

00:09:16.720 And visible man, soft gay smile, all of a sudden you're a woman.

00:09:20.840 Doesn't really make sense to me.

00:09:22.500 And one thing I've noticed, I don't know if you have any notes on this, the trans people are often incapable and come up, oh, I'll go to his Ohio home after he's back in D.C. already, break in with a hammer.

00:09:35.660 They're incapable a lot of times.

00:09:37.500 The trans people are incapable.

00:09:39.260 And the one effective one we've seen, there's obviously that trans shooter at that Tennessee school who got shot.

00:09:47.600 And we all saw the body cam footage of that.

00:09:49.360 And then Tyler Robinson, trans adjacent, killed Charlie Kirk.

00:09:53.040 But he wasn't trans.

00:09:54.420 He just liked them.

00:09:55.180 So, there's some interesting thing about capabilities here.

00:09:59.100 Male to female, I don't think they're the most capable.

00:10:02.700 And then there's a lot of violence from the community, obviously.

00:10:05.000 And I think a broader point, we may have mentioned this like years ago.

00:10:09.540 Testosterone makes you kind of testosterone, right?

00:10:12.060 And then estrogen makes you like a crazy girl.

00:10:15.040 Yes.

00:10:15.420 And then when you mix the two, you become like this emotional mess who's maybe more prone to do violence.

00:10:22.040 I'll go to J.D. Vance's house right now.

00:10:24.020 Yeah.

00:10:24.280 You get kind of like ramped up and you spiral and you have the testosterone to follow through and then the estrogen to make you crazy.

00:10:30.280 It's a bad mix.

00:10:31.460 Yeah.

00:10:31.740 And it's like a fever dream too.

00:10:33.620 I'm going to go to the vice president's house, break in with a hammer.

00:10:38.660 There's no secret service there.

00:10:40.220 Like you're going to get shot dead.

00:10:41.740 Hammer.

00:10:42.100 So, yeah, it's harebrained.

00:10:45.380 Yeah.

00:10:45.940 Estrogen harebrained plan failed.

00:10:48.440 So.

00:10:48.920 Good call.

00:10:49.620 But this counts as trans terror.

00:10:51.220 I'm counting it.

00:10:52.280 Whoops.

00:10:52.980 Adding it.

00:10:53.760 Whoops.

00:10:54.380 All right.

00:10:54.680 Next, we have a Tim Waltz update that we mentioned.

00:10:56.860 He's not running for re-election after Nick Shirley exposed all the Somali fraud.

00:11:00.880 Yeah.

00:11:01.220 Shocking development in the 2026 race for Minnesota governor.

00:11:04.740 Tim Waltz will likely announce Monday he'll drop out of the race.

00:11:08.760 He did announce he held a press conference.

00:11:11.220 And he didn't answer any questions.

00:11:13.140 He kind of slithered away.

00:11:15.140 And a lot of people are speculating that Amy Klobuchar is moving in for that spot.

00:11:20.620 She's going to run and then potentially appoint Tim Waltz to the Senate with that governor power.

00:11:28.060 Interesting.

00:11:28.580 So, it could be just an Indiana Jones bait and switch with two retards.

00:11:32.780 Yeah.

00:11:33.260 And hopefully he goes to jail instead.

00:11:35.420 Yeah.

00:11:35.880 You're not out of it.

00:11:37.120 You're not out of it just because you step aside.

00:11:39.780 And it is good to see this phenotype go down.

00:11:43.540 That bumbling dad.

00:11:45.140 That, I'll let my daughter answer for me on that one.

00:11:47.680 I don't know enough about abortion to give you an answer.

00:11:50.040 Here's Hope Waltz.

00:11:51.660 The sitcom dad phenotype.

00:11:53.780 Homer Simpson retard, jail.

00:11:55.960 So, jail.

00:11:56.860 Prison.

00:11:57.320 Jail.

00:11:57.560 And that's the thing.

00:11:59.140 We're going to get to this in the migrant section, all the Somali stuff.

00:12:01.860 But there is a thing where, like, we expose all the fraud.

00:12:04.980 Nothing gets done.

00:12:06.680 They keep doing it.

00:12:08.440 We're the retard.

00:12:09.700 Yeah.

00:12:10.080 That's been actually a long theme.

00:12:11.920 So, like, everyone needs to go to jail from, like, the lowest level Somali fraudster all the way up to the governor.

00:12:18.920 And if he doesn't, then we're, like, allowing it.

00:12:22.020 And that's the bigger problem.

00:12:23.600 And, obviously, I'm sure you guys have figured this out.

00:12:26.080 This type of fraud is happening all over the country.

00:12:28.700 New York, California.

00:12:29.780 New York, California.

00:12:30.820 Home health aides, feeding kids.

00:12:33.300 Anything you can get a large number of children purported to be doing, it's going to get scammed.

00:12:39.660 It's all in Ohio and Maine.

00:12:41.280 And every Somali is a criminal.

00:12:43.720 Yes.

00:12:44.260 We saw someone, or a potential criminal, maybe.

00:12:47.880 Or knows what's going on, doesn't say anything.

00:12:49.920 That's illegal, too.

00:12:50.880 And I think, what is it, 80% of Somalians are on welfare?

00:12:54.460 Yeah.

00:12:54.880 How does that happen?

00:12:55.620 We're going to get to that later, I guess.

00:12:56.920 Yeah, we're going to get to that in the migrant section.

00:12:58.260 Okay.

00:12:58.760 Let's go on to our next story.

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00:14:02.120 Yeah, Vivek Ramswami came out with another op-ed, basically.

00:14:06.980 An opinion article.

00:14:07.920 He's writing a lot of those.

00:14:08.920 He's typing a lot.

00:14:10.100 He's on the computer.

00:14:10.940 We just feed out.

00:14:11.720 He was busy over break.

00:14:13.400 Social media is a trap for politicians.

00:14:16.520 I'm swearing off Instagram and X where it's too easy to get a distorted sense of the public's

00:14:21.300 concern by Vivek Ramswami in the Wall Street Journal.

00:14:24.280 Yeah, ignore your criticisms.

00:14:25.940 Those are just outlandish extremists.

00:14:28.220 Those are bots and foreigners.

00:14:30.360 They don't count for anything.

00:14:31.820 I don't have to listen to them, basically, is what Vivek said.

00:14:34.060 But we bullied Vivek off social media, and we need to bully him out of politics forever.

00:14:39.080 You can go scam in pharma.

00:14:40.980 Go do whatever you do in pharma, bro.

00:14:43.500 Stay away from running the fucking country or some of our major states, right?

00:14:46.820 Very true.

00:14:47.780 All right.

00:14:48.200 Over the weekend, Mandami got inaugurated on Quran.

00:14:54.820 And then there was a ceremony.

00:14:58.220 And here's a clip from one of the speakers.

00:15:00.080 I'd like to dedicate this poem to my trans, queer, foreign students of color at the University

00:15:12.560 of Tennessee, Knoxville.

00:15:15.280 He's not even hiding it.

00:15:16.740 And he's telling it.

00:15:19.140 My trans, foreign, of color, right?

00:15:21.080 And this is something that, like, if we were writing a joke for a sketch, like a right-wing

00:15:25.180 sketch comedy thing.

00:15:26.620 Too heavy-handed.

00:15:27.560 It would be too on the nose.

00:15:28.680 Yeah.

00:15:28.780 You'd go, eh, it's a little too obvious.

00:15:30.520 It's kind of cliche.

00:15:31.580 It's like the lesbian dance theory joke.

00:15:33.600 It's kind of old.

00:15:34.420 He literally said it day one.

00:15:36.000 I know.

00:15:36.720 He just day one.

00:15:37.820 I know.

00:15:38.160 He just immediately went to it.

00:15:39.080 I know.

00:15:39.480 You can't even parody these people anymore.

00:15:42.280 They'll do it themselves.

00:15:43.580 Some guy will do it themselves.

00:15:45.260 And that's a professor.

00:15:47.140 That's the parody.

00:15:48.320 That's the next thing.

00:15:49.380 He gives people grades.

00:15:51.540 He has power over students.

00:15:53.040 That's a professor.

00:15:53.580 In Tennessee.

00:15:54.300 That's a professor.

00:15:55.580 I'm, like, snapping.

00:15:56.820 I'm snapping already.

00:15:57.800 And then we covered in Bonusland a few days ago, Mondami also made a lesbian, the fire chief

00:16:02.860 of New York.

00:16:03.660 Yeah.

00:16:04.020 So we got something to look forward to there.

00:16:06.160 Burnt down houses in the Bronx coming soon.

00:16:08.840 And then this is the person who he made the housing director.

00:16:12.520 Here's an old clip from her.

00:16:13.660 I think the reality is, is that for centuries, we've really treated property as an individualized

00:16:22.600 good and not a collective good.

00:16:24.420 And we are going to, and transitioning to treating it as a collective good and towards

00:16:30.920 a model of shared equity will require that we think about it differently.

00:16:35.220 And it will mean that families, especially white families, but some POC families who are homeowners

00:16:41.840 as well, are going to have a different relationship to property than, than, than the one that we

00:16:48.840 currently have.

00:16:50.020 So they're going to take your stuff.

00:16:51.780 Yes.

00:16:52.280 Different relationship to property than we currently have.

00:16:55.860 White people.

00:16:57.000 That's means take your stuff eventually.

00:16:58.900 If she can.

00:17:00.340 Yeah.

00:17:01.080 Um, and then take your stuff.

00:17:02.580 Yeah.

00:17:02.720 Take your stuff.

00:17:03.320 It's simplified.

00:17:04.140 That was a little less heavy handed.

00:17:05.660 The guy, she's like, uh, dressing it up in some almost academic words, like, Oh, collective

00:17:11.360 property.

00:17:12.020 That's someone might go, Oh, that sounds good.

00:17:13.740 This guy's like, Oh, to transform black people.

00:17:17.220 Um, also one thing I wanted to note just in general, these people, the leftists, remember

00:17:24.060 when there was that massive push, uh, during COVID and George Floyd, where everybody went

00:17:29.760 crazy with like trying to grab as much as they could in terms of like anti-white hiring or

00:17:35.480 different sort of rules that would just let a violent black person out, you know how they

00:17:39.700 all changed.

00:17:40.580 There was also a ton of tape put up on zoom calls.

00:17:45.320 People were saying the dumbest shit possible.

00:17:47.580 I guarantee you this was from almost that era.

00:17:50.260 And then they, they pulled up the tape.

00:17:52.220 People were putting some horrendous takes on tape during that time.

00:17:55.240 Everyone's job became a podcast kind of exactly.

00:17:58.040 And on zoom, uh, so.

00:17:59.900 I mean, we need to scour some of these.

00:18:01.600 Everyone has their horrible zoom moments, right?

00:18:03.460 Very true.

00:18:04.340 All right.

00:18:04.660 Our next story is about the healthcare industry and how bad it is.

00:18:09.160 We're going to go kind of fast paced through it, but we do have some good points to make.

00:18:12.340 Can you read that first one?

00:18:13.580 Uh, yeah, this was new over the break.

00:18:15.240 Tortillas sold in California are going to have a new ingredient, one that's intended to

00:18:19.580 help nurture healthy infants and it's folic acid.

00:18:23.040 And then there's a reply of what exactly folic acid is.

00:18:25.900 Yeah.

00:18:26.080 California Democrats are the dumbest legislators in American history.

00:18:29.020 Adding folic acid to tortillas that no one asked for will be a public health catastrophe.

00:18:34.480 People with the MTHFR genetic mutations cannot process folic acid and it becomes toxic in their

00:18:40.480 bloodstream.

00:18:41.820 Interesting.

00:18:42.640 They'll need some healthcare.

00:18:43.620 But it's for all those Mexican babies ripping tortillas up.

00:18:47.280 That's who we need to make laws for.

00:18:49.080 And they're making it a requirement to add it to the food, which is just like, let people

00:18:52.880 supplement themselves.

00:18:54.840 Great.

00:18:55.180 Uh, and there was a federal judge that blocked RFK Jr.'s move to ban artificial food dye.

00:19:00.240 Yeah.

00:19:00.760 Which is a little weird.

00:19:01.940 Interesting.

00:19:02.300 Artificial food dye.

00:19:03.800 We don't need that.

00:19:05.360 That's a constitutional.

00:19:07.040 Yeah.

00:19:07.600 You know, you get-

00:19:08.260 Actually.

00:19:08.900 Yeah.

00:19:09.400 Let me ask you a question.

00:19:10.640 With the big nails.

00:19:11.680 Yeah.

00:19:11.940 So this is her.

00:19:12.640 This is who did it.

00:19:13.560 Yeah.

00:19:13.840 And that's who blocked the ban, which is weird because food dye is not, there's no upside.

00:19:18.880 Well, it's good for this and bad for this.

00:19:20.540 It's just, you're dyeing it with dye.

00:19:22.440 Yeah.

00:19:22.820 Fruit loops don't need to look like that.

00:19:24.360 Uh, and then I'm not surprised when you see a federal judge like that, uh, make a decision

00:19:29.660 that stops good from happening, considering the people that were put in under Obama and

00:19:34.800 Joe Biden, specifically Joe Biden, more so Joe Biden, especially, uh, it's not hard

00:19:40.200 to become a federal judge anymore.

00:19:41.900 And we have some stats here about LSAT scores.

00:19:44.560 Yeah.

00:19:45.220 Among the top LSAT scorers, which is 170 or above 82.5% are white.

00:19:51.100 15.6% are Asian.

00:19:52.980 1.6% are Hispanic and 0.3% are black.

00:19:57.340 Approximately 80% of all U S attorneys are white.

00:19:59.900 And of Biden's 200 federal judges, 37% were white, 42% mix of Hispanic and black and 14%

00:20:07.560 Asian.

00:20:08.940 So it's kind of weird where the books, yeah.

00:20:11.360 0.3% get high LSAT scores.

00:20:14.060 And then 40 something percent of the people you put in are black and Hispanic.

00:20:18.480 Yeah.

00:20:18.760 And that was literal DEI.

00:20:21.080 The wick on that goes for as long as these people are alive, basically.

00:20:25.960 So Joe Biden stealing the election gave us a bunch of numbskull, unqualified black women.

00:20:32.340 Same thing as Joe Biden, when he announced that he was going to pick a black running

00:20:36.740 mate.

00:20:37.100 Right.

00:20:37.920 So all these people are DEI people, whether they like it or not.

00:20:41.360 Yeah.

00:20:41.620 And it results in bad things happening.

00:20:43.800 Like the food die is going to stay in the food.

00:20:46.100 That's a public health issue.

00:20:47.160 And then you have people who are actually going to die in real life, like this next story.

00:20:51.580 Yeah.

00:20:51.880 This is Judge Joy Kennedy.

00:20:54.300 Earlier this month, she lowered the bail for a repeat violent offender to $5,000 in Cleveland.

00:21:00.220 Five days later, he killed a man named Ben McComas.

00:21:03.760 Very sad.

00:21:04.760 He looks like Kyler Murray.

00:21:06.280 Looks like the quarterback of the Cardinals.

00:21:08.040 Hmm.

00:21:08.700 Wow.

00:21:09.120 Maybe in a different world.

00:21:10.520 Killer.

00:21:11.080 Yeah.

00:21:11.380 If you work on the same world, maybe they're both killers.

00:21:13.560 Maybe he's his cousin.

00:21:14.900 It looks like him.

00:21:15.780 And then we have a clip from that woman doing a podcast, The Judge.

00:21:19.240 And this is her motivation for her job.

00:21:21.820 So I have the experience and I want to serve with compassionate justice.

00:21:26.700 So that's what I want to do.

00:21:28.600 Everybody doesn't need to go to prison, but some people do.

00:21:32.080 Some people do.

00:21:32.940 And you want someone with the temperament and the ability to make that sound decision.

00:21:37.240 And I think I have that.

00:21:39.020 Well, you don't.

00:21:40.120 Yeah.

00:21:40.600 She's going to make a gut call on who needs to go to prison or not.

00:21:43.760 And when she sees a black guy, she goes, I think you're good.

00:21:46.760 Yeah.

00:21:46.980 I'm compassionate towards him.

00:21:48.780 A white guy.

00:21:49.480 Well, it's time to do things a little different.

00:21:51.380 Yeah.

00:21:51.620 Max prison sentence.

00:21:52.800 Yeah.

00:21:52.920 All these people are agents of change too.

00:21:55.120 Like these people go in there with like some ideological thing.

00:21:59.540 It's not to make the world better.

00:22:01.140 It's not to make people safer.

00:22:03.040 It's to make one specific thing happen.

00:22:05.160 And it's like less consequences for my brethren.

00:22:08.220 And to be honest, that judge and all these people who are put in, who aren't qualified,

00:22:15.000 they fall under the useful idiot category.

00:22:17.700 Oh, certainly.

00:22:18.060 Or go, I'm a judge.

00:22:19.080 Yeah.

00:22:19.380 And they're like, yeah, you're a judge.

00:22:20.540 You're the best judge.

00:22:21.640 You're good.

00:22:22.580 Compassionate, right?

00:22:23.400 Hey, got to let this guy go.

00:22:24.900 He looks like you.

00:22:25.660 And it's like, yeah.

00:22:26.640 Yeah.

00:22:26.940 I should.

00:22:27.660 I really should.

00:22:28.780 And this is happening, like we said, with judges, lawyers, whatever.

00:22:32.200 And it's also happening in the medical field as well.

00:22:35.020 We can't play the music, but this girl made a post.

00:22:37.440 It's her graduating med school.

00:22:39.300 And can you read the caption?

00:22:40.300 Yeah.

00:22:40.420 It says, when you are applying for medical school, everyone is going to tell you not

00:22:44.520 to apply with a 2.7 GPA and a 498 MCAT because you won't get in.

00:22:49.380 It's important that you apply anyway.

00:22:51.360 And here she is getting her white coat and filming herself at the doctor's office.

00:22:56.000 Just now she a doctor.

00:22:57.280 Now she a doctor.

00:22:58.260 And guess what?

00:22:59.860 Yo, grandpa.

00:23:00.400 Yo, grandpa's going to go see her.

00:23:03.520 And let's hope they're not a medical malpractice.

00:23:07.460 And it's funny because a 2.97 GPA.

00:23:11.560 Yeah.

00:23:12.000 That was like what my GPA was.

00:23:14.040 And you had to lie to get a job, basically.

00:23:16.560 Or like charm someone.

00:23:18.340 I charmed.

00:23:19.080 But I wasn't trying to be a doctor.

00:23:21.220 Yeah, for sure.

00:23:22.020 You were just trying to move hundreds of millions of dollars of fixed income products

00:23:25.820 across banks.

00:23:27.360 Yeah, it's a little different.

00:23:28.160 Yeah.

00:23:28.520 But if you have under a 3.0, it's like, all right, you're not that good at like learning

00:23:32.940 and regurgitating and understanding.

00:23:34.980 Yeah.

00:23:35.900 Unless you're black, then you could be a doctor.

00:23:38.480 It kind of shows me something too, because I don't know.

00:23:41.640 Medical school, I guess, is not that rigorous.

00:23:44.300 Like there is a little bit of just get through.

00:23:46.780 Like no child left behind, but no doctor left behind.

00:23:50.640 Because an MCAT that low and a GPA that low.

00:23:54.300 And we're live at Planet Fitness.

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00:24:36.800 And here comes Emily Clark going for a new PR.

00:24:39.780 She lights the lamp with that lift.

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00:24:55.660 You're not someone with high aptitude for medicine, right?

00:24:59.400 Very true.

00:24:59.900 So she kind of got pushed through.

00:25:01.360 And she goes, what are you talking about?

00:25:02.120 I got a good aptitude.

00:25:03.500 It's not, you think it's attitude.

00:25:05.420 Yeah.

00:25:06.420 All right.

00:25:08.440 Let's get to our final piece of this.

00:25:10.680 Obviously, the medical industry, bigger picture.

00:25:12.200 How are all these related?

00:25:13.680 Because this is kind of like, you know, bad food dye.

00:25:16.200 And then who are the judges?

00:25:17.220 They're DEI.

00:25:18.180 And then who are the doctors?

00:25:19.240 They're DEI.

00:25:19.800 And then what's the going on?

00:25:21.240 The overarching theme of the whole medical industry.

00:25:23.200 Bad in general as well.

00:25:24.400 It's all related.

00:25:25.220 Yeah.

00:25:26.380 Pharmacia, America's seniors are being over-medicated into oblivion.

00:25:30.040 Yeah.

00:25:30.160 Can you read some of the context from the article?

00:25:31.840 Yeah.

00:25:32.240 This is from the Zero Hedge.

00:25:34.220 And it's referencing a Wall Street Journal article that discovered one out of every six seniors that is enrolled in Medicare's drug benefit has been prescribed at least eight different pharmaceutical drugs.

00:25:45.020 So they're loading them up.

00:25:46.360 Yeah.

00:25:46.780 The boomers, it's like a whole experiment.

00:25:49.940 Yeah.

00:25:50.340 Where they're really just going, oh, you're lightheaded?

00:25:52.320 Got a pill for that.

00:25:53.300 Let's add this.

00:25:54.220 Do they mix?

00:25:55.260 Oh, you took a fall, huh?

00:25:56.980 Let's get you off that Lipitor or whatever.

00:25:59.040 And there's like, I was talking to my dad about this during the break.

00:26:01.740 There's like a bigger picture to the scam too, where once you're in Medicare or whatever, they just keep churning the billing.

00:26:08.960 Yeah.

00:26:09.200 So if you go to the doctor, they'll bill you for a million things, even if you didn't do it.

00:26:14.100 And then a lot of the old people just pay it.

00:26:15.840 The government's paying too.

00:26:16.980 And the government pays, taxpayer dollars pay.

00:26:20.240 And then there's situations too.

00:26:21.700 You know, you go to the doctor, he goes, all right, come back in six months.

00:26:23.920 And you just ignore that.

00:26:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:25.660 I know about that.

00:26:26.320 In the current medical industry, people call you the next day and say, oh, the doctor said he wants to see you in six months.

00:26:32.080 How does July 18th work?

00:26:33.960 And they book you.

00:26:35.580 That's pretty standard.

00:26:36.240 And then you keep coming back.

00:26:38.420 That's pretty standard dentist shit.

00:26:40.200 Yeah, but I remember back in the day.

00:26:42.100 You don't have to go.

00:26:42.900 They'd say, oh, come back in six months.

00:26:44.260 I go, okay, never talk to you again.

00:26:47.180 And now, oh, yeah, the doctor wants to see you in six months.

00:26:50.340 How do you pull a date?

00:26:52.340 It's crazy.

00:26:53.160 All right, let's get to our Venezuela section.

00:26:54.720 This is like the story of the last week.

00:26:57.920 You guys all saw the action.

00:26:59.980 You all saw what happened.

00:27:01.100 There's some bigger points we want to make.

00:27:03.480 First, there's a picture of Trump with the team that did it.

00:27:06.440 Yeah, pretty cool.

00:27:07.420 You notice anything?

00:27:08.600 Obviously, yeah.

00:27:09.520 It's all white guys.

00:27:10.540 High aptitude, high skill white men.

00:27:12.780 There's no fat black women.

00:27:14.120 There's no Indian H-1Bs trying to steal your credit card info.

00:27:17.420 Yeah.

00:27:17.680 Wait, I think that behind that black black face, I think that's a lesbian fire chief.

00:27:22.120 Yeah.

00:27:22.580 No, no, it's not.

00:27:23.880 She'd be dumpy.

00:27:24.860 You know the legs of a lesbian fire chief.

00:27:26.420 That five foot two fat person must be a lesbian girl.

00:27:29.380 Oh, wait, that's someone on their knees.

00:27:31.160 No, he's on his knees.

00:27:32.120 He's shredded.

00:27:32.840 And he killed five guys before this picture was taken.

00:27:35.140 So whoopsie.

00:27:36.040 Yeah.

00:27:36.620 So that's the big takeaway.

00:27:38.240 When you need to get a high level job done, you send in strong white guys.

00:27:41.740 There's a lesson there.

00:27:42.660 That's actually, guys, that's always been true.

00:27:46.540 That's the whole country.

00:27:47.400 That's how the country was built.

00:27:48.880 That's how Europe kind of ran things.

00:27:50.720 That's how we fought Muslims in the Crusades.

00:27:52.980 That's why we're the best.

00:27:54.200 You send in white dudes in cavalry.

00:27:56.120 Yeah.

00:27:56.300 And now it's a little different.

00:27:57.340 They're in a Black Hawk helicopter.

00:27:58.620 They're in an Apache or something.

00:28:00.480 But yeah, do you want to go high level here?

00:28:02.200 We body snatched a president of a foreign country in our hemisphere, in our backyard, right across the gulf or the ocean there.

00:28:11.980 We body snatched him.

00:28:13.720 Yeah.

00:28:14.360 And I want to make this clear.

00:28:16.960 You guys know I'm not, and neither is Richard Rappoy.

00:28:19.760 We're not for foreign wars, regime change, endless wars in the Middle East that cost trillions of dollars.

00:28:25.460 Yes.

00:28:26.340 We got this done in like 40 minutes.

00:28:27.940 Yeah, this was a regime change, and it was precision.

00:28:32.660 And I think this has become a theme of Donald Trump's both of his presidencies is precision, in and out, shock and awe.

00:28:40.580 Like he's earned some credibility to have the judgment to get away with one of these, and this was a sick one.

00:28:47.460 It was a crazy op.

00:28:48.640 Yeah.

00:28:48.900 The boys planned it.

00:28:50.120 The boys, it's months of planning.

00:28:51.640 It's heavy with like CIA on the ground intelligence, like cooperating, telling everybody exactly where to go, what we're going to do, shut down the lights.

00:29:00.800 It was a cool op.

00:29:01.800 We stole a president.

00:29:03.040 Yeah.

00:29:03.440 Like that.

00:29:04.140 Black bagged him, zipped him up.

00:29:05.680 We stole him, body snatched.

00:29:07.120 Yeah.

00:29:07.240 And we got $17 trillion worth of oil.

00:29:11.080 Maybe, maybe.

00:29:13.240 That's what they're saying, but maybe.

00:29:14.880 It's also like Venezuelan oil is like harder to refine or something, but we got some spoils.

00:29:20.660 That's what I'm in it for.

00:29:21.980 Spoils.

00:29:22.020 I need spoils when I come in.

00:29:23.520 Gold, Bitcoin, oil.

00:29:26.180 We body snatched a president.

00:29:27.580 We lost no men and no equipment.

00:29:29.860 And now everybody's on notice, too.

00:29:32.280 And that's-

00:29:32.720 There's kind of a hemisphere-wide notice that just went out.

00:29:35.320 And that's where I'm at.

00:29:36.400 I'm not for regime change.

00:29:37.680 I'm not for foreign interference and all this stuff.

00:29:40.180 But if we can do a hour op and steal a president, let's run Cuba.

00:29:44.880 Let's just take Cuba.

00:29:46.040 If everyone's scared, that's good for us.

00:29:47.920 Cuba's right there.

00:29:48.620 Cuba never sat right with me.

00:29:50.540 And you know what?

00:29:51.860 Let's hedge this a little bit.

00:29:53.100 You see Lindsey Graham gloating with Trump on Air Force One about it.

00:29:56.700 I don't like that.

00:29:57.640 I don't like when I overlap with the warmongers when they're happy.

00:30:00.720 Yeah.

00:30:01.040 There's an Israel angle, too.

00:30:02.580 I don't want to get into, but-

00:30:04.040 We're not even going to get into it.

00:30:05.160 But Cuba should be ours, like Puerto Rico's.

00:30:07.340 Cuba's 90 miles.

00:30:07.940 It's 90 miles off the coast, and we just let them antagonize us with Russia for so long.

00:30:12.240 That should have been handled.

00:30:13.860 Same thing.

00:30:14.500 Mexico's on notice.

00:30:15.880 Colombia's on notice.

00:30:17.440 Greenland, that's ours.

00:30:19.400 So there's a little bit of, like, swagger that comes with doing an op like this.

00:30:24.640 Like, I'll equate it to, you know how there's the meme or the storyline?

00:30:30.240 You go into prison.

00:30:31.300 You're a fish.

00:30:32.260 You got to fight the biggest guy you see on day one.

00:30:34.640 You don't have to keep fighting him every day.

00:30:36.980 You're in prison forever.

00:30:38.520 Everyone knows not to fuck with you.

00:30:40.280 So this is kind of one of those moments.

00:30:42.220 It felt good.

00:30:43.000 It's like we body snatched him.

00:30:45.060 I can't even remember an op happening like this in the past.

00:30:48.120 So our credit in the hemisphere is up, and we need to do, we took a tanker already.

00:30:56.600 The spoils of war is important for me.

00:30:58.860 Yeah.

00:30:59.320 Lost nobody.

00:31:00.180 So I don't care.

00:31:01.820 And if we steal Cuba next, we can, like, put them together with Puerto Rico and call them, like, U.S. affiliate islands.

00:31:09.000 No one votes.

00:31:09.720 No votes.

00:31:10.720 No one votes.

00:31:11.960 And we go on vacation.

00:31:12.940 Open a Ritz-Carlton.

00:31:13.980 Yeah.

00:31:14.320 Ritz-Carlton's important.

00:31:16.060 We go on vacation.

00:31:17.560 Cuba's ours.

00:31:18.800 Yeah.

00:31:19.400 What's wrong with everybody?

00:31:20.780 Foreign policy's easy.

00:31:22.240 Especially when it's an hour op.

00:31:23.880 It's not years in Venezuela.

00:31:25.920 It was an hour over the weekend on, like, a Saturday night.

00:31:28.860 We didn't even, I didn't even notice.

00:31:30.320 And then in terms of international law, fake and gay international law, it's just anybody can do whatever they want as long as they can.

00:31:40.360 That's it.

00:31:41.040 I remember I, in undergrad at Dartmouth, I was an international relations major.

00:31:46.960 And I remember they were kind of, in one of the high-level classes, they were talking about realism versus, like, liberalism in the worldview.

00:31:53.540 And there's many of different, like, subsets in the ideology.

00:31:57.800 Realism, and it's like, well, the world is anarchy.

00:32:00.480 The only thing that's respected is power.

00:32:02.580 And then liberalism is like, well, we should all work together and establish a framework, blah, blah, blah.

00:32:07.500 And when I was 18, 19, you know, young man, and I go, huh, which one rings true?

00:32:13.460 And we're live at Planet Fitness.

00:32:15.500 Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.

00:32:18.580 That's a hat trick of reps right there.

00:32:20.480 Now over to Emma Malte with the Hack Squad.

00:32:22.960 Talk about team-carrying strength.

00:32:25.020 And here comes Emily Clark going for a new PR.

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00:32:50.360 Now over to Emma Malte with the Hack Squad.

00:32:53.280 Talk about team-carrying strength.

00:32:55.160 And here comes Emily Clark going for a new PR.

00:32:58.080 She lights the lamp with that lift.

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00:33:13.240 Power is wherever it's taken from?

00:33:15.840 Or Europe and America work together and create an international court?

00:33:20.480 Yeah, that's so true.

00:33:21.520 We ignore that shit.

00:33:22.420 We ignore that shit.

00:33:23.560 It's crazy that we can snatch a president and we can't even deport Kilmar Abreu Garcia or whatever.

00:33:29.600 That's just the lopsided fucking dice that a president has.

00:33:33.720 Like, basically blank check, foreign influence, and then some black Biden judge when you need to deport a fucking MS-13 guy.

00:33:41.580 All right, and our last piece I want to talk about—

00:33:43.720 Slightly blackpilling.

00:33:44.540 Yeah, it is.

00:33:45.780 There is another angle to this, too.

00:33:47.540 Like, I'm hoping that this is the—Maduro's going to cooperate.

00:33:52.620 He's doing thumbs up in those pictures.

00:33:54.340 Maybe there's a timeline where he cooperates, talks about the CIA stolen election stuff.

00:33:59.440 And it's the same stuff that WikiLeaks talked about.

00:34:03.180 Venezuela is, like, where they host a lot of the voting machine tech stuff.

00:34:07.660 Smartmatic.

00:34:08.060 The Venezuelan-owned Smartmatic Corporation is a riddle both in ownership and operation, complicated by the fact that its machines have overseen several landslide and contested victories by President Hugo Chavez.

00:34:20.340 So it would be sick if he is cooperating, he exposes that.

00:34:23.840 We get a resolution on 2020 election fraud, like what Sidney Powell was talking about.

00:34:28.540 You're dreaming.

00:34:29.080 And hopefully he'll testify against the deep state, and we're currently keeping him in the same prison as Epstein.

00:34:35.700 Yes.

00:34:36.200 So hopefully it goes a little better than last time.

00:34:38.200 Yeah.

00:34:38.220 Oh, whoops.

00:34:38.960 I fumbled it, and there's a gun in his door.

00:34:41.100 And actually, something that we're not going to cover in this episode, but it came out right as we were breaking, is, like, the Fulton County, Georgia bullshit numbers.

00:34:50.680 Yeah.

00:34:51.200 Didn't something happen there where, like, 300,000 ballots weren't signed appropriately?

00:34:55.560 Yeah.

00:34:55.940 And you, the American voter who was disenfranchised by Joe Biden, thus incurring all those black judges, you find out five years later.

00:35:05.180 Mm-hmm.

00:35:05.660 Fuck you.

00:35:06.240 And there was, like, 300,000 questionable ballots, and the election came down to, like, 20,000 votes.

00:35:11.340 So it's, like, Joe Biden lost by, like, 280,000, and then they have, like, 20,000 extra or whatever.

00:35:19.120 So that was frustrating.

00:35:20.440 And then Trump actually tweeted a video of, like, the election workers doing that weird handoff.

00:35:27.420 Yes.

00:35:27.760 Which I made a video about in 2020, and that's the same people that Rudy Giuliani accused of malpractice or whatever.

00:35:34.940 Yes.

00:35:35.180 And then he got sued and lost everything.

00:35:37.200 So that's all coming back around.

00:35:38.780 Yeah.

00:35:39.160 It is.

00:35:39.280 I re-watched some of those old election fraud videos I did, and we got them pretty good.

00:35:44.280 And everything that we talked about ended up coming true in the last few months.

00:35:48.440 Trump's been tweeting the exact stuff we were talking about.

00:35:50.700 Yeah.

00:35:51.020 Don't let him gaslight you.

00:35:52.560 Don't let him gaslight you.

00:35:53.500 That's another trend I'm noticing.

00:35:55.420 Like, how long have we been talking about Somali fraud?

00:35:58.160 And we're going to get into it, right?

00:35:59.880 But then it seems like the Nick Shirley video, and, like, it hit a breaking point.

00:36:05.280 So there's, like, months of groundwork that happens in the background of right-wing Twitter, right-wing thinkers.

00:36:11.960 And sometimes it's, like, weird because I'm like, yeah, I knew all that fraud was happening.

00:36:17.340 Yeah, I knew they were charging for 4,000 kids a day, and we make, like, reels on this shit.

00:36:22.440 Mm-hmm.

00:36:22.920 And then it finally reaches a tipping point.

00:36:24.800 And I don't know.

00:36:26.140 It's just like – it seems like the track record is good.

00:36:30.240 Yeah.

00:36:30.660 Trust your instincts.

00:36:31.520 Don't get gaslighted.

00:36:32.620 Our track record is good in general.

00:36:34.940 We know what's going on.

00:36:36.860 And then our last piece is a tweet I thought was funny.

00:36:39.600 Well, yeah, Maduro's going – he's being held in the Southern District of New York, that region.

00:36:44.840 And this guy said, Trump's sticking Maduro in an NYC jail immediately after Mamdani becomes mayor.

00:36:50.940 Saddling him with this commie albatross that his libtard base will constantly hector him over

00:36:55.920 while he's able to do absolutely nothing about it is so fucking funny.

00:36:59.460 That is pretty good.

00:37:00.540 Yeah.

00:37:00.720 And then that's the end of our Venezuela section.

00:37:03.240 Let's move on to our migrant section.

00:37:05.100 Yeah.

00:37:05.200 Unless you have any other pieces.

00:37:07.400 Oh, Venezuela, you know, this guy, he rigged elections.

00:37:11.800 Maduro rigged elections.

00:37:13.320 His people are starving.

00:37:15.040 Venezuela was basically the worst offender of sending the shittiest people to America during the Biden weakness.

00:37:22.380 Fuck this country.

00:37:23.620 They all need to go back.

00:37:25.000 We're going to run the country, but, you know, really just install a puppet who's, like, heavily impressed by the CIA, heavily handled by the CIA.

00:37:36.380 Whether or not you trust the CIA to do it is kind of up for debate.

00:37:41.740 But, yeah, I don't know.

00:37:43.360 Clean up.

00:37:43.900 I don't fucking care.

00:37:45.120 I trust Trump these days to do something quick, clean, and not over-leveraged, right?

00:37:52.140 Yeah.

00:37:52.520 So what if we send all the migrants to Venezuela?

00:37:55.620 Yeah, that doesn't make much sense.

00:37:57.540 And I have a feeling some fat, loud, painted nails judge is going to say no to that.

00:38:03.340 That's so true.

00:38:04.040 All right, let's get to our migrant section.

00:38:06.260 That's where we're at now.

00:38:07.540 First, Trump tweeted stats of welfare recipients based on ethnicity.

00:38:13.440 Yeah.

00:38:13.860 It's pretty crazy.

00:38:15.260 Yeah, Somalia, 71%.

00:38:17.620 Yemen, Arab Republic, 75%.

00:38:21.640 Bhutan, 81%.

00:38:24.160 The Marshall Islands, the Dominican Republic, all high.

00:38:27.500 Congo, Guinea, Cape Verde, Iraq, Armenia.

00:38:31.260 You know which countries are shit, guys.

00:38:33.240 They're the same countries that show up in the rape statistics in England.

00:38:37.240 They're the same that show up in the who ruined Germany section, right?

00:38:42.400 And it's crazy because these people don't add a lot of value when they get here.

00:38:46.540 And not only do they not add value, they're taking value away, which is obviously different

00:38:51.140 than the relatives of us who were immigrants who came here generations ago.

00:38:55.960 They came here with no safety net.

00:38:57.820 And then there's been a lot of talk about this.

00:39:00.920 Like, obviously, it shouldn't happen.

00:39:02.740 If you don't pay into the system, you can't take from the system.

00:39:05.900 But they do.

00:39:07.220 And they're stealing our birthright, you know?

00:39:10.940 Think about people who have been here for generations and their parents paid in and then

00:39:14.460 that's compounded.

00:39:16.220 Like, this is real birthright shit.

00:39:18.400 But we watched Tim Waltz squander surplus in the Minnesota tax base, squander that down

00:39:26.780 to Smalley fraud.

00:39:27.980 And it's like, that was your birthright.

00:39:30.180 So it's numbers.

00:39:32.680 It's welfare.

00:39:33.420 It's, oh, you helped them with the house or food.

00:39:35.080 And it's like our money.

00:39:37.420 So true.

00:39:38.100 There should be more of a personal feeling about it is what I'm saying, right?

00:39:41.100 And we work some stupid, fat job that we hate.

00:39:44.140 You go into an office at a fucking, I come here.

00:39:47.380 We have fun.

00:39:48.220 We're unique.

00:39:49.360 We're unique.

00:39:50.760 But you go into some stupid office and then a Somali, it's really tax fraud season unless

00:39:56.320 something totally happens.

00:39:58.160 Microwave lunch.

00:39:59.280 You microwave your fucking lunch.

00:40:01.040 You fell for one of those ads.

00:40:03.280 One of those fucking, oh, this is factor.

00:40:05.420 You microwave it.

00:40:06.700 Barstool advertises this.

00:40:07.800 You eat your fucking slop while the Somalis get rich off your birthright.

00:40:12.120 So true.

00:40:12.780 People should be angry.

00:40:13.760 You should be mad.

00:40:14.800 Yeah.

00:40:15.160 You should be mad.

00:40:16.080 We have an update here.

00:40:17.160 The 20,000 illegal aliens and migrants are now suing after President Trump forced California

00:40:22.960 to revoke their CDLs.

00:40:24.580 So the illegals who have CDLs are suing the president.

00:40:29.400 Let's get them all in a courtroom.

00:40:31.180 Yeah.

00:40:31.680 All at once.

00:40:33.120 And then surround that courtroom with ice.

00:40:35.440 How the fuck are illegals even, or non-citizens even allowed to waste time in our already packed

00:40:39.860 courtrooms?

00:40:40.520 Makes me sick.

00:40:41.300 Taking places on the docket.

00:40:43.380 Yeah.

00:40:44.140 Docket.

00:40:44.600 There you go.

00:40:45.060 I know docket.

00:40:46.220 You know stuff.

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00:40:52.540 That's a hat trick of reps right there.

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00:40:57.180 Talk about team carrying strength.

00:40:59.060 And here comes Emily Clark going for a new PR.

00:41:02.040 She lights the lamp with that lift.

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00:41:27.300 Talk about team carrying strength.

00:41:29.180 And here comes Emily Clark going for a new PR.

00:41:31.720 She lights the lamp with that lift.

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00:41:47.500 All right.

00:41:48.180 We have some more egregious examples of publicly elected officials.

00:41:51.680 We're going to go kind of fast through it.

00:41:53.020 But first, this guy is a mayor.

00:41:55.680 Of Lawrence, Massachusetts.

00:41:56.640 Of Lawrence, Massachusetts.

00:41:57.840 And he doesn't speak English.

00:42:00.760 So I'm advised by counsel for the respondent that they indeed encourage this

00:42:06.860 and have a substitution and have no objection and waive any objection they would have

00:42:13.560 to your services as a translator here.

00:42:18.480 So he's the mayor and he doesn't speak English.

00:42:23.420 There's nothing to even say.

00:42:24.960 It's parody, but it's real.

00:42:28.920 And this guy is the same thing.

00:42:30.880 He's elected official and listen to what he's proud of.

00:42:34.280 Norwich is the only city in America that have a Sikh flag in the office even before me.

00:42:44.100 The flag is a constant reminder of the mayor's faith right over his shoulder.

00:42:48.240 The faith actually plays a very important role, even while we tie the turban every day.

00:42:55.440 Technically, it's a reminder to serve community.

00:42:58.160 We are acknowledging...

00:42:59.460 So he has that going on.

00:43:01.760 That's the mayor of Norwich.

00:43:03.220 Norwich, Connecticut, which, you know, I don't know much of the history of Norwich,

00:43:06.880 but I'm going to guess 400-year-old town.

00:43:09.640 History all the way back to fucking right when the Mayflower came, basically.

00:43:12.820 I think there's like one of those mills where the water comes through the mill and then it just goes...

00:43:19.680 Old school shit.

00:43:20.200 It goes forever.

00:43:21.220 Yeah.

00:43:21.520 And it just grinds up the grain or power is a power plant or I don't know what they do with it.

00:43:26.320 Yeah.

00:43:26.760 Incorporated in 1784.

00:43:28.280 But there's a water mill and now there's a Sikh mayor.

00:43:32.260 There's deer.

00:43:32.640 And the news crew comes in.

00:43:33.700 The deer run around.

00:43:34.980 The news crew comes in to pump his flag and turban and whatever.

00:43:38.420 And the deer hop around and there's a river that has a water thing.

00:43:43.080 Everyone's on notice.

00:43:44.180 And there's a fucking Sikh mayor.

00:43:46.220 And then this lady is running for Senate.

00:43:48.860 Yeah, this is Lakeisha M. Alston.

00:43:52.020 She's running for North Carolina Senate, District 22.

00:43:55.840 And you can't see her face because she is some sort of Muslim, but her name's Lakeisha.

00:44:02.060 So she's one of those foundational black American who switched to Muslim.

00:44:05.920 Pretty good.

00:44:06.720 Yeah.

00:44:06.900 And then we have an example here of the percentage of students who speak something other than

00:44:13.780 English at home.

00:44:14.520 This was a presentation at a school board meeting.

00:44:16.900 In Maine.

00:44:17.340 In Maine.

00:44:18.480 So this slide here really points out a couple of big things.

00:44:22.360 We've seen it over time how our community has changed, right?

00:44:25.080 And one of the things that's really important when we look at the 2025 data, the number of

00:44:29.160 students that we have that speak a different language at home has drastically increased.

00:44:34.380 So our community is changing.

00:44:35.800 Drastically increased.

00:44:36.900 Grades seven and eight in Maine, one of the whitest states there is, and thus one of the

00:44:42.000 safest.

00:44:43.280 24% of grades seven and eight speak a different language at home.

00:44:47.320 So we caught them mid-replacement.

00:44:50.100 You know the great replacement fact?

00:44:52.160 Yeah.

00:44:52.720 We're catching them as it happens.

00:44:54.320 And that's like a 5X from two years ago.

00:44:56.520 Yeah.

00:44:56.660 And there's a tweet I thought was very interesting.

00:44:58.780 If you take a 90 IQ person out of an 80 IQ country and bring them to America where the

00:45:03.560 average IQ is 100, both countries have now gotten dumber for him moving.

00:45:09.000 That's very wise.

00:45:10.860 And it's true.

00:45:12.040 Very true.

00:45:12.620 And we need to protect our edge.

00:45:15.680 You know what I mean?

00:45:16.540 Like, obviously, we talk about it all the time.

00:45:19.620 But giving away your edge and making your population dumber so that Democrats can be like a one-party

00:45:25.040 rule state is such short-sighted bullshit.

00:45:28.320 Like, oh, I'll be in a gated community.

00:45:32.380 The country's going to suck if we let in these mouth breathers.

00:45:35.860 But the problem is they want it to suck because they think the country was created because of

00:45:40.660 slavery or because of some horrible past that's like an example of the white man's issues and

00:45:48.980 what the bad things he does to America.

00:45:50.800 Okay.

00:45:51.260 So they're trying to attack back the white man.

00:45:54.000 Gotcha.

00:45:54.520 Makes sense, right?

00:45:55.540 Ish.

00:45:56.260 Yeah.

00:45:56.700 It's a complex issue.

00:45:57.720 They want to destroy the country because the country's white and you can only say the

00:46:02.060 country's so good because white people, like, use slavery or immigrants and they're trying

00:46:07.600 to punish the white people.

00:46:09.060 And we have more elected officials doing bad stuff.

00:46:11.760 This is Michelle Wu, the Boston mayor.

00:46:14.560 You cannot talk about any achievement that the city of Boston has had in safety, jobs and

00:46:20.380 economic development, in education, without talking about the Somali community that has

00:46:25.440 lifted our city up.

00:46:26.620 Isn't that the opposite?

00:46:27.740 Again, one of the oldest cities in America.

00:46:31.320 Somalis came here after the Mogadishu 1991, the war, the coup in Somalia.

00:46:38.240 There's no fucking world.

00:46:40.720 Like, they speak in these broad terms.

00:46:44.180 Name one fucking Somali who's done more than like a basic minimum job.

00:46:50.080 You know what I mean?

00:46:50.580 There's no game changer Somalis.

00:46:52.680 Believe me.

00:46:53.480 And they say you can't do any, you can't talk about any accomplishments without Somalis.

00:46:58.700 It's, and we're in this interesting world where she knows it's bullshit.

00:47:02.500 The reporter asking her the question knows it's bullshit.

00:47:05.360 You, the viewer, knows it's bullshit.

00:47:07.420 But everyone has to go like this.

00:47:10.140 Take that, Trump.

00:47:11.440 Yeah.

00:47:11.660 It's a weird, very weird world that I'm glad I'm not a part of.

00:47:14.860 She says education and safety.

00:47:16.700 Well, education gets worse with all the Somali kids in school.

00:47:19.300 Safety gets worse with the scammers and the people who are violent who shouldn't be here.

00:47:23.660 Yeah.

00:47:24.380 This is a complete and doesn't make sense.

00:47:25.780 Here we have the Somalis doing the Boston Tea Party.

00:47:27.920 Yeah, it makes sense.

00:47:28.720 They were pirates.

00:47:29.500 They were here.

00:47:30.480 They did it.

00:47:31.260 They did it.

00:47:32.300 And then we have another person.

00:47:33.980 This is Peggy Flanagan.

00:47:35.240 Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota.

00:47:36.880 Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota.

00:47:38.380 This is what she's up to.

00:47:39.560 Salam alaykum.

00:47:40.440 My name's Peggy Flanagan.

00:47:42.160 I am the Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota and I'm really.

00:47:45.140 You get it.

00:47:45.660 It's like Saturday Night Live.

00:47:47.280 Yeah.

00:47:48.060 Peggy Flanagan.

00:47:49.020 Asha alam alaykum.

00:47:49.800 I'm Peggy Flanagan.

00:47:51.020 Yeah.

00:47:51.360 It's like a joke.

00:47:52.180 I know.

00:47:52.400 It's funny.

00:47:53.460 But it's the real, she's the Lieutenant Governor.

00:47:55.640 Our job's not even hard.

00:47:57.280 These guys do this shit for us.

00:47:59.060 Like they make it easy.

00:48:00.340 It's like you're fighting against someone who's, I don't know, a hundred pounds less

00:48:03.680 than you and a girl.

00:48:05.480 They're all retarded.

00:48:06.880 And the point is, I guess a lot of Americans are retarded too.

00:48:10.400 Maybe.

00:48:11.080 And then someone made a funny tweet.

00:48:12.720 Somali's turning Minnesota into the hands-made tail is actually very, very funny.

00:48:16.280 Yeah.

00:48:16.520 It's true.

00:48:16.860 They'll do this for a backwards third world country.

00:48:20.140 But if you're right wing and you tell them to get an address, they go, no, fuck you,

00:48:24.400 dad.

00:48:24.880 Yeah, it's so true.

00:48:25.920 Weird thing.

00:48:26.520 And I saw this meme I thought was funny.

00:48:27.940 It says, it's a Norman Rockwell picture.

00:48:30.580 I wanted the Somalis deported before I knew about the fraud.

00:48:33.200 It's not even that crazy of a statement, of course.

00:48:35.580 Yeah.

00:48:35.880 And you want to talk about someone, we saw someone tweeting about every illegal Somali

00:48:43.000 needs to be deported.

00:48:44.820 And it's like every fucking Somali needs to be deported.

00:48:48.480 Every Somali needs to be deported.

00:48:49.860 Everyone who did crime.

00:48:50.960 Everyone who maybe plausibly knew about crime.

00:48:53.760 Anyone who did even half a little scam.

00:48:56.180 Neighbors.

00:48:56.740 They're going back to fucking Somalia.

00:48:58.700 People live in an apartment upstairs.

00:49:00.460 Yeah.

00:49:00.680 You got to go too.

00:49:01.720 And we have an example here.

00:49:03.400 Everyone saw the Nick Shirley clips, I'm assuming.

00:49:05.560 Yeah.

00:49:05.980 So we're not going to cover those, but obviously go follow Nick Shirley.

00:49:08.960 He's doing great work.

00:49:09.820 And we have some things to add on to it.

00:49:11.920 Uh, here's a picture of three Somali daycares in one photo, uh, licensed for 90 kids, 71

00:49:18.560 adults and 65 or 71 kids and 65 adults.

00:49:23.440 Uh, it shows some of the numbers, 5 million in two years, 2.58 million in two years, and

00:49:28.780 then boarded up, but it's still listed as active.

00:49:31.340 The fraud is staggering.

00:49:32.180 So they're all just shoehorned into these little like buildings.

00:49:35.780 You get a building.

00:49:36.660 Scams.

00:49:37.200 It's, it's all fucking scams.

00:49:38.460 Right.

00:49:39.200 And they say, Oh, you came when we, when we weren't here.

00:49:42.200 Yeah.

00:49:42.680 They got the, the old guy who was leading Nick Shirley was like, I checked for years.

00:49:47.600 That's an old stakeout type of guy.

00:49:49.320 Yeah.

00:49:49.620 You know what he does.

00:49:50.700 Big thermos.

00:49:51.600 Yeah.

00:49:52.020 Donuts.

00:49:52.780 Boomer shit.

00:49:53.320 He's got all kinds of documents.

00:49:55.180 I got the paperwork in my car, Nick.

00:49:57.500 Let's go back to my car.

00:49:59.340 The Minnesota accent.

00:50:00.820 So true.

00:50:01.440 And then we all saw this guy.

00:50:03.300 He was the one who was rebutting and coming back and defending the daycares.

00:50:07.520 And then we found out that he was wearing $2,400 glasses.

00:50:10.660 Yeah.

00:50:10.880 Chrome hearts, unisex eyeglasses.

00:50:13.820 Chrome hearts.

00:50:14.940 That's a brand I just missed.

00:50:16.460 Yeah.

00:50:17.020 And then they threw a Yankees hat on him.

00:50:19.500 Yeah.

00:50:20.300 He's American as you brother.

00:50:21.960 Same.

00:50:22.400 These people are so, you can just tell by looking at them.

00:50:25.660 These people aren't qualified to run a daycare.

00:50:28.160 This guy's retarded.

00:50:29.500 Yeah.

00:50:29.900 And he's spending the money visibly on his body.

00:50:32.340 He claimed that vandals broke in and stole all our paperwork.

00:50:36.140 No.

00:50:36.760 Yeah.

00:50:37.160 We actually have that.

00:50:38.120 We're going to get to that.

00:50:39.180 There was another guy, the spokesperson for the Leering Center.

00:50:42.300 Here's him in front of a Porsche with a Louis Vuitton bag.

00:50:45.100 Yeah.

00:50:45.480 They're all ugly, dysgenic, and they're robbing us.

00:50:48.300 And that makes us more retarded than them.

00:50:50.520 Yeah.

00:50:50.820 And then what do they do with the money?

00:50:52.220 They buy expensive glasses and Louis bags and cars.

00:50:55.600 So they are black a little bit.

00:50:57.000 I like to separate them from blacks because they're like a Muslim, eastern horn of Africa

00:51:02.600 type.

00:51:03.360 But when it comes to the looting and the plundering, they just buy luxury goods like our Americans.

00:51:09.920 That's true.

00:51:10.660 They get it.

00:51:11.440 Yeah.

00:51:11.540 And then, like you said, here's the person saying what happened.

00:51:15.660 Someone broke in and stole all the documents.

00:51:17.840 Of what they say vandals did.

00:51:20.220 Now, this is where they say the vandals got into the daycare through cinder block and appeared

00:51:24.360 to be unsuccessful when trying many other ways.

00:51:27.960 The daycare says it appears the vandals first tried to saw into the door of the family dollar

00:51:32.680 next door in the shopping center.

00:51:34.560 But that didn't work.

00:51:35.660 The manager claims those who broke in went straight to the office, stealing information

00:51:40.500 of the many children who were taken care of here.

00:51:44.320 We are not a part of any harmful things that are being said.

00:51:50.100 We are, we have no problem with CCAP and our licensing has been good.

00:51:55.060 You can, even the inspections.

00:51:57.340 I want to say no intimidation is going to stop us.

00:52:00.880 Okay.

00:52:02.200 Dang.

00:52:02.720 So, all the documents that prove the kids come to the place got stolen the day the fraud

00:52:07.480 was exposed on social media.

00:52:09.300 How could this happen?

00:52:10.720 Oh, they broke through the wall.

00:52:11.900 Oh, they tried a cinder block move and then the door was, I don't know, they tried the

00:52:15.580 door too.

00:52:16.500 All the paperwork's gone.

00:52:17.860 There's nothing to get in a daycare other than the specific fraud paperwork.

00:52:22.960 And they took it.

00:52:23.720 They stole it.

00:52:24.260 Oh, shit.

00:52:25.580 Someone stole the proof that we have all these kids here.

00:52:28.340 Fuck.

00:52:28.840 How am I going to prove that now?

00:52:29.800 That would work in Somalia and everyone else maybe, but we're not Somalia, so we don't

00:52:33.100 believe it.

00:52:33.880 And then I found this, a translation for, I run a daycare center.

00:52:37.340 It is not fraudulent.

00:52:38.420 Can you read what it is in Somalia?

00:52:40.280 Waxan Mamula Zaron Zanano Karurid Ma'aha Wax Keanu.

00:52:47.500 Keanu?

00:52:48.300 Ah.

00:52:49.300 It's bullshit.

00:52:50.240 Yeah, it's fucking made up.

00:52:51.280 There's no...

00:52:52.300 Keep it in the Horn of Africa, brother.

00:52:55.300 Don't...

00:52:55.860 Not in Minneapolis, not in Columbus, Ohio, not in Maine.

00:53:00.180 It's very true.

00:53:00.960 Stay out.

00:53:01.600 And then here's the energy of a lot of the Somalis.

00:53:04.300 I want to make a broader point, but listen to how this girl describes the accusations

00:53:08.000 of fraud.

00:53:10.200 Support everyone because people deserve to be here because we shouldn't be illegal when

00:53:19.460 this is literally like stolen land.

00:53:22.880 So she's got the talking points.

00:53:25.020 No one's illegal.

00:53:26.020 It's stolen land.

00:53:28.060 Must be a, what, third, fourth grader?

00:53:30.420 Something like that.

00:53:31.380 So that's the energy.

00:53:32.520 They learn those lessons very quickly once they get to America, right?

00:53:36.060 And they have a very entitled energy where they think they're better than us because

00:53:39.800 we're bad people.

00:53:41.180 So they're justified to steal from us if they can, especially considering we're not Muslims.

00:53:46.300 We're basically like the Muslim version of Goyim.

00:53:48.560 Yeah.

00:53:48.800 So it's like, well, they're bad and they stole the land and they do all this bad stuff.

00:53:53.940 So we're going to steal back.

00:53:55.160 And if they don't catch us, like, ha ha, I'm going to go buy a Louis bag.

00:53:59.160 Yeah.

00:53:59.460 Like that's literally how they see it.

00:54:00.660 They have like an entitlement to it.

00:54:02.680 And there's an energy where there's no appreciation.

00:54:05.500 They think like if they can, they will.

00:54:07.740 And then that's our fault.

00:54:08.680 And we're stupid and fat.

00:54:09.800 And no matter how dumb an ethnic group is, it's very easy to figure out.

00:54:14.340 You play the race card and you play the libtard card and you're above reproach after that.

00:54:21.000 It's like communism.

00:54:22.180 Yeah.

00:54:22.560 Social Marxism.

00:54:23.780 And we don't have to get into who invented that.

00:54:26.160 We don't.

00:54:26.980 But we know.

00:54:27.720 But we know.

00:54:28.100 We know.

00:54:28.700 I know.

00:54:29.240 I know.

00:54:29.880 I'm well aware.

00:54:30.440 And then we have welfare rates in the US and Minnesota by household.

00:54:34.640 This is like a per capita by race, I guess.

00:54:37.720 We've actually shown this before.

00:54:38.800 For Somalis, a lot.

00:54:40.620 Somalis is the black bar.

00:54:42.420 Somali immigrant households is the gray bar as well.

00:54:47.000 And then native households is the one that looks like our skin color.

00:54:50.540 Yeah.

00:54:51.300 The only difference between the Somalis are in the US more than 10 years.

00:54:55.420 And it's not much of an improvement.

00:54:57.980 So they're just fucking lifers.

00:55:00.280 They're scammer lifers.

00:55:02.160 And it proves it's not about like getting on your feet and then you start off in America

00:55:06.380 and then you get off the program.

00:55:07.260 I just need a leg up.

00:55:08.480 Yeah.

00:55:08.640 I'm a Somali who just needs a leg up.

00:55:10.540 10 years later, where's my fucking monthly food stamp check?

00:55:13.920 So true.

00:55:14.680 You fucking infidel.

00:55:15.380 Like that graph proves that the social welfare program does not work.

00:55:21.180 Yeah.

00:55:21.640 All right.

00:55:22.000 Next, we have this lady who's talking about the Leering Center guy and she makes an interesting

00:55:26.220 point.

00:55:27.220 Am I going crazy or is this the same guy?

00:55:29.680 Is the manager of the infamous Learning Center in Minneapolis?

00:55:32.780 Also one of the guys that was dancing in the back of Mayor Jacob Frey's election victory

00:55:37.040 video.

00:55:37.440 The one that went super viral.

00:55:38.880 That's all I wanted to point out.

00:55:40.060 It's the same guy dancing in the background.

00:55:41.760 And in my opinion, it's because they're using the fraudulent money from the state to give

00:55:47.920 back to politicians on the Democrat side.

00:55:50.240 Yep.

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00:56:23.280 Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.

00:56:26.480 That's a hat trick of reps right there.

00:56:28.280 Now over to Emma Malte with the Hack Squad.

00:56:30.920 Talk about team carrying strength.

00:56:32.700 And here comes Emily Clark going for a new PR.

00:56:35.800 She lights the lamp with that lift.

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00:56:48.560 Planet Fitness, the official gym of Hockey Canada.

00:56:51.220 And then we have some stats.

00:56:52.560 We're going to go through these tweets kind of quick.

00:56:54.080 Remember that the number one profession in Minnesota

00:56:56.060 is personal care attendants,

00:56:58.320 not nurses or teachers or lawyers.

00:57:00.640 The number one business is scams.

00:57:03.140 Yeah.

00:57:03.600 Scamming is the number one thing.

00:57:04.920 Being an underqualified nurse,

00:57:07.220 you know, just showing up to some old guy's house

00:57:09.160 and not knowing what to do.

00:57:10.660 You get a Somali now if you're in Minnesota.

00:57:13.720 Yeah.

00:57:14.000 And then we have some more stats here.

00:57:15.900 50,000 Somali healthcare businesses.

00:57:18.100 That's one per three Somali adults in the country.

00:57:22.060 Note that's on top of daycare,

00:57:24.060 autism therapy, child nutrition, who knows what else.

00:57:27.120 Who knew Somalis were so into-

00:57:29.620 They're industrious.

00:57:30.480 Yeah.

00:57:31.440 Daycare.

00:57:32.000 They love watching kids.

00:57:33.280 And they love serving at the pleasure of the government.

00:57:36.620 Yeah.

00:57:37.240 For some reason, they can't make it in the private sector.

00:57:39.820 Yeah.

00:57:40.220 It's very weird.

00:57:41.000 Like they don't start a daycare business

00:57:42.380 that's open to all and just at an affordable rate.

00:57:45.220 They need to get the government subsidies for some reason.

00:57:48.240 Yeah.

00:57:48.560 It's very strange.

00:57:49.060 Very true.

00:57:49.600 And then we have a meme of Nick Shirley

00:57:51.280 and the boomer guy who did a lot of the research.

00:57:53.680 Yeah.

00:57:53.900 The analytical boomer and the clout maxing zoomer

00:57:56.680 is a powerful combo.

00:57:58.280 There are old white guys like this in most cities.

00:58:00.600 They're hiding in Facebook groups

00:58:02.000 and comment sections of local newspaper websites.

00:58:04.820 Find them and boost their research.

00:58:06.560 Very true.

00:58:07.180 Very true.

00:58:07.880 Yeah.

00:58:08.340 And then we have a tweet here

00:58:09.580 that talks about what we talked about a few seconds ago

00:58:11.420 about the money going back to politicians.

00:58:13.500 Yeah.

00:58:13.820 Why were child and adult care centers in Minnesota

00:58:15.860 maxing out donations to a Somali candidate in Washington?

00:58:19.820 We know why.

00:58:20.500 Because it's all a scam and that's how they get elected

00:58:23.020 and the votes.

00:58:24.260 And then can you read this guy's breakdown of the situation?

00:58:27.380 Let me get this straight.

00:58:28.520 Somali immigrants get billions in taxpayer dollars

00:58:31.120 for free for fraudulent daycares.

00:58:33.860 In exchange, they fund Democratic candidates

00:58:35.680 with the free money.

00:58:37.160 Democratic politicians like Waltz, Omar, et cetera,

00:58:40.240 ensure that the fraudulent payments continue.

00:58:42.960 How is that not instant jail?

00:58:44.960 Needs to be instant jail.

00:58:46.360 Super instant jail.

00:58:47.200 And our last piece of this migrant section

00:58:49.280 or this part of the migrant section is Ilhan Omar.

00:58:52.780 There was an update from her in the New York Post.

00:58:54.660 Yeah.

00:58:54.860 Her husband, his $30 million firm,

00:58:58.480 quietly scrubs names from website

00:59:00.180 as squad members face or squad member faces

00:59:03.480 mounting questions on sudden wealth

00:59:05.440 amid Minnesota welfare fraud.

00:59:07.300 So her net worth went up like a fucking rocket.

00:59:10.660 She's got this, what, Jewish husband?

00:59:13.400 Probably.

00:59:14.000 He's running a hedge fund now.

00:59:14.840 Yeah, yeah, it looks like it.

00:59:16.120 Real Democrat type, Democrat power couple,

00:59:18.520 but are they powerful from the private sector

00:59:20.660 or are they just raiding the coffers

00:59:22.000 of the American taxpayer?

00:59:24.000 Time will tell.

00:59:24.920 I got a feeling it's the latter.

00:59:26.580 Yep, very true.

00:59:27.980 So let's finish our migrant section strong.

00:59:31.380 This is a home health and personal care stat.

00:59:34.440 Can you give that a read?

00:59:35.540 Well, and we just want to transition this to California.

00:59:39.840 Imagine what's going on there.

00:59:41.120 New York, imagine what's going on there.

00:59:42.680 Treat the GDP of a state

00:59:46.560 approximately how many electoral votes it has, right?

00:59:49.740 Or population or something.

00:59:51.800 Minnesota is a middle tier state.

00:59:54.400 And I've seen numbers as high as 19 billion

00:59:56.980 for the Somali fraud.

00:59:58.320 Imagine what's going on in California and New York.

01:00:00.060 And I think that's what this was referencing.

01:00:02.320 14.3% of every home health and personal care aid

01:00:06.120 in the entire United States is in New York.

01:00:08.840 One state, one-seventh of the nation's aides.

01:00:13.260 60 out of every 1,000 jobs in New York

01:00:15.780 is a home health care job.

01:00:17.640 6% of all employment.

01:00:19.720 Something very lucrative is happening

01:00:21.280 inside a taxpayer-funded system

01:00:22.960 with almost no scrutiny.

01:00:25.400 And it goes on.

01:00:26.560 It lists some things.

01:00:28.160 But the point is, there's industries,

01:00:31.200 there's other states

01:00:32.460 where this fraud and scammy nature

01:00:35.720 and getting on the tee to the government

01:00:38.060 while doing minimal work

01:00:39.480 is basically a lifestyle.

01:00:42.000 6% of all employment in New York.

01:00:44.660 What are you talking about?

01:00:46.460 It's a lot.

01:00:47.400 And then when we think about

01:00:48.120 what Elon was talking about with Doge,

01:00:50.160 where he basically said

01:00:51.140 $1.5 trillion a year

01:00:54.360 of the federal budget

01:00:55.440 is just straight fraud.

01:00:56.960 It's not waste.

01:00:57.740 It's just actual fraud.

01:00:59.380 And then you do $1.5 trillion,

01:01:01.200 and you say you do that for 10 years,

01:01:02.780 half of our national debt

01:01:05.100 comes from fraud.

01:01:06.260 Yeah.

01:01:06.720 And Elon has been circling back.

01:01:08.880 He's been very heavily right-wing.

01:01:10.420 I think he had dinner with Trump

01:01:11.520 at Mar-a-Lago recently.

01:01:13.260 He kind of had his crash out

01:01:14.880 where he wasn't going to get to do

01:01:16.280 as much as he could.

01:01:17.740 And he circled back,

01:01:18.520 and he's like,

01:01:18.840 OK, but Democrats can't win in 26.

01:01:21.480 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:22.140 So he's back in the fold,

01:01:23.800 and we'll see, I guess.

01:01:25.260 All right, let's finish this section strong.

01:01:26.820 We have some stats out of California

01:01:28.340 about fraud.

01:01:29.080 Can you give that a read, please?

01:01:30.320 Yeah, $70 billion

01:01:31.320 in California taxpayer funds

01:01:33.040 have been lost,

01:01:34.060 according to a 92-page report

01:01:35.740 by the California State Auditor.

01:01:38.260 So that's bad.

01:01:39.540 And there's all,

01:01:40.460 there are all different levels

01:01:41.640 this fraud is taking place.

01:01:43.540 Next, we have,

01:01:44.600 this is a Brampton food bank.

01:01:46.160 I don't know where Brampton is.

01:01:47.280 Canada, somewhere.

01:01:48.240 I think outside of Ontario.

01:01:49.480 I'm not positive, though.

01:01:50.180 But it's just the vibes

01:01:51.200 of what these migrants are doing.

01:01:52.540 This is a food bank

01:01:53.380 that was set up,

01:01:54.140 and there's someone showing up

01:01:55.300 in a $75,000 Lexus.

01:01:57.260 So you can see here,

01:02:01.100 there's the food bank entrance,

01:02:02.300 and there's the very nice Lexus

01:02:04.620 that these migrant types

01:02:05.720 are loading up with free food.

01:02:07.420 Yeah.

01:02:07.800 So that's not good.

01:02:09.220 I'm sure that's happening here, too.

01:02:11.820 And then we have an example

01:02:12.880 from America

01:02:13.600 where food that was donated

01:02:15.880 to a food pantry

01:02:16.840 is somehow getting in

01:02:18.620 onto the shelves of a bodega

01:02:20.240 and being sold to the public.

01:02:21.900 You can tell by the

01:02:25.740 one-of-each-item mix-match thing.

01:02:30.160 Macaroni and cheese,

01:02:30.980 that'll run you $1.49.

01:02:33.400 You want some unsweetened apples?

01:02:35.080 Just take it.

01:02:35.920 25 cents.

01:02:36.900 It was free to me.

01:02:38.720 So that's what we got going on, too.

01:02:40.160 So there's all these different levels

01:02:41.260 to the scams.

01:02:42.080 It's not just purely stealing the money.

01:02:44.640 It's whenever there's an opportunity

01:02:46.440 or vulnerability,

01:02:47.220 it's an opportunity.

01:02:48.420 Yeah.

01:02:48.700 Cutting corners,

01:02:49.500 taking the U.S.

01:02:52.120 from high trust

01:02:52.820 to as low trust

01:02:53.760 as you possibly can

01:02:54.740 because it means

01:02:55.360 40 extra bucks for you.

01:02:56.980 Yep.

01:02:57.420 That's the migrant way.

01:02:58.740 It really is.

01:02:59.840 And I found this.

01:03:00.800 We're going to end

01:03:01.140 migrant section with this stat.

01:03:02.560 More than 60%

01:03:03.680 of rental demand growth

01:03:05.180 in the United States

01:03:05.960 was from foreign-born population.

01:03:08.200 Yeah.

01:03:08.640 Isn't that crazy?

01:03:10.320 We knew it.

01:03:10.920 We saw the lines.

01:03:11.700 We were showing you the charts

01:03:12.620 as Biden was increasing

01:03:13.900 the foreign-born population.

01:03:15.480 Did your guys' rent go up lately?

01:03:16.900 Yeah.

01:03:17.500 Mine did.

01:03:18.360 Sure it did.

01:03:19.500 And our final,

01:03:20.320 final piece of the migrant section,

01:03:21.500 this is New Yorkers

01:03:22.400 gathering to celebrate

01:03:23.380 New Year's Eve in 1936.

01:03:25.300 What do you notice?

01:03:26.920 Good old days.

01:03:28.000 Good old days.

01:03:29.000 Before the browning of America.

01:03:30.560 For real.

01:03:31.440 All right.

01:03:31.880 Well, that's the end

01:03:32.280 of our migrant section.

01:03:33.060 I'm moving on

01:03:33.440 to the final page of housekeeping

01:03:34.620 where I can say whatever I want.

01:03:35.980 Use opportunity to go to post.

01:03:37.080 Help us juice the algo.

01:03:38.040 Leave a like, comment, comment again,

01:03:39.180 and then start yapping

01:03:39.820 about what you want to yap about.

01:03:41.140 P.O. Box needs to be full

01:03:42.260 for post-Christmas presents.

01:03:44.120 Notifications need to be on.

01:03:45.020 Old episodes need to be watched.

01:03:46.280 And the link to this episode

01:03:47.260 needs to be sent

01:03:47.760 to the boys in the group chat.

01:03:48.680 Okay, you nailed it.

01:03:49.380 I still got it.

01:03:50.280 Yeah, that's two weeks off.

01:03:51.500 I was practicing over a break.

01:03:52.720 The intro was fucked up.

01:03:53.900 You fucked up the intro today.

01:03:55.000 I went one for one.

01:03:55.800 No, you went one for five.

01:03:58.340 And we cut the others.

01:03:59.640 All right.

01:04:00.420 So first things first,

01:04:01.640 I'm going to cook

01:04:02.140 a little bit in this section,

01:04:03.060 but we're going to go fast.

01:04:04.480 But I am going to cook.

01:04:05.820 Remember the guy from Africa

01:04:06.940 who said there will be

01:04:07.680 a great flood

01:04:08.340 and he built the boat

01:04:09.440 because God told him to?

01:04:10.940 He built multiple arcs, right?

01:04:12.740 Turns out that was wrong.

01:04:14.700 He made that up

01:04:15.680 and now he has been arrested.

01:04:17.300 Yeah.

01:04:17.500 I heard he took donations

01:04:18.840 and bought a Mercedes.

01:04:19.980 Was that true?

01:04:20.760 Yeah.

01:04:21.280 Okay.

01:04:21.640 So false profit.

01:04:23.880 False profit.

01:04:24.820 I'm going to be honest.

01:04:25.920 All right.

01:04:26.300 You missed that one.

01:04:27.720 You didn't have the eye.

01:04:28.900 We're following up.

01:04:29.760 We're following up.

01:04:30.560 For sure.

01:04:31.060 Next,

01:04:31.400 we have a Nostradamus predictions

01:04:32.720 for 26.

01:04:34.060 I guess they include,

01:04:35.500 this is old school Nostradamus,

01:04:37.060 not baby Nostradamus, right?

01:04:38.280 So these are still going forward.

01:04:41.280 Rivers of blood,

01:04:42.940 plague of bees,

01:04:43.760 and death by lightning.

01:04:45.720 How many has he gotten wrong though?

01:04:47.440 Does he ever say anything nice?

01:04:48.860 Yeah.

01:04:49.260 This guy,

01:04:49.960 he was in what,

01:04:51.380 1500s and he goes,

01:04:52.560 I'm going to write down

01:04:53.120 everything bad

01:04:53.720 that's going to happen ever.

01:04:55.640 Fucking idiot.

01:04:56.640 Waste your time on that shit.

01:04:57.900 But I guess it worked

01:04:58.720 because he's popular

01:04:59.420 and we still bring him up.

01:05:00.740 I wish he said,

01:05:01.600 oh,

01:05:01.860 they're going to invent

01:05:02.580 the Krispy Kreme donut.

01:05:04.640 Yeah.

01:05:05.200 It's like,

01:05:05.780 Apple stock.

01:05:06.920 Well,

01:05:07.500 400X in between 1995 and 2009.

01:05:10.740 Yeah.

01:05:11.200 Give me one of those,

01:05:12.440 Nostradamus.

01:05:13.120 I wish there were fun ones.

01:05:14.240 Yeah.

01:05:14.700 All right,

01:05:15.000 this next one,

01:05:15.640 we're going to play it 2XP

01:05:16.900 and there's no music

01:05:17.620 because it's copywritten,

01:05:18.700 but this is someone

01:05:20.160 who's talking about

01:05:21.440 what would happen

01:05:22.260 if Yellowstone awakens

01:05:23.620 and blows up the whole country.

01:05:25.960 And he has his zones

01:05:27.160 of who's safe and who's not.

01:05:29.180 So there's the eruption center.

01:05:30.600 Red is ash burial zone.

01:05:32.160 You're done.

01:05:32.920 Okay,

01:05:33.200 you're gone.

01:05:33.820 Orange is the-

01:05:35.040 Pyroclastic fallout.

01:05:36.040 The Pyroclastic fallout,

01:05:37.300 you're done.

01:05:38.480 Yellow shockwaves,

01:05:40.060 you're feeling it.

01:05:41.000 Okay.

01:05:41.780 And then we have

01:05:42.940 Toxic Rain is the green.

01:05:45.280 Okay,

01:05:45.600 Toxic Rain.

01:05:46.140 Here's where it gets good.

01:05:47.440 Survivor zone.

01:05:48.560 I'm well within the survivor zone.

01:05:50.200 It feels good

01:05:50.620 to be in the survivor zone.

01:05:51.900 Yeah.

01:05:52.800 Rarely are we in,

01:05:53.780 you know,

01:05:54.060 it's always like,

01:05:54.740 oh,

01:05:54.920 Florida gets wiped out.

01:05:56.280 Florida goes underwater.

01:05:56.800 It's below sea level,

01:05:57.760 yeah.

01:05:58.540 We're in the safety zone.

01:05:59.960 Survivor zone,

01:06:00.640 baby.

01:06:01.100 We'll see you in Florida.

01:06:02.100 All right.

01:06:02.600 Come to Florida

01:06:03.100 if the Yellowstone thing goes off.

01:06:04.780 So good.

01:06:05.620 What is that?

01:06:06.040 Super Volcano over there?

01:06:07.520 Yeah,

01:06:08.060 something probably.

01:06:09.040 All right,

01:06:09.880 next.

01:06:10.300 This is not schizo.

01:06:12.260 This is actually real.

01:06:13.680 Okay.

01:06:14.300 NASA did a study

01:06:15.600 and they believe

01:06:16.560 that in August of this year,

01:06:18.200 2026,

01:06:19.020 the Earth will lose gravity

01:06:20.180 for seven seconds.

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01:07:22.460 Can you read the rest of it?

01:07:23.760 Yeah, even though

01:07:24.780 I don't want to.

01:07:26.480 But it says,

01:07:27.540 does the U.S. believe

01:07:28.900 that in August 2026,

01:07:30.060 the Earth will lose gravity

01:07:31.120 for seven seconds?

01:07:32.520 Is this why subterranean

01:07:33.740 tunnels and vaults

01:07:34.620 are being built?

01:07:35.680 Is it all just mumbo-jumbo

01:07:36.940 or is there more

01:07:37.860 to this story?

01:07:39.020 Read the article.

01:07:39.680 Remember how we're

01:07:39.960 talking about the elites?

01:07:41.160 Duration, 7.3 seconds.

01:07:43.820 Expected casualties,

01:07:44.960 40 to 60 million.

01:07:46.220 Hopefully we're

01:07:46.760 in the survivor zone.

01:07:47.720 And can you read

01:07:48.040 what will happen

01:07:48.640 second by second?

01:07:49.720 One to two seconds.

01:07:50.680 Everything not secured

01:07:51.580 will rise.

01:07:52.520 People, vehicles, animals.

01:07:54.580 Three to four seconds.

01:07:55.520 Objects will continue

01:07:56.360 to rise to 15 to 20 meters.

01:07:58.800 Five to six seconds.

01:07:59.840 Panic and chaos

01:08:00.640 will ensue

01:08:01.160 as people hit ceilings.

01:08:03.460 I feel like

01:08:04.120 hitting a ceiling

01:08:04.620 is probably the best case.

01:08:06.260 Seven seconds.

01:08:07.240 Gravity returns

01:08:07.800 and everything falls

01:08:08.440 from height.

01:08:10.020 So,

01:08:10.720 August of this year.

01:08:12.360 August 2026.

01:08:13.720 All right.

01:08:14.200 So,

01:08:14.520 we'll circle back on that.

01:08:15.860 I got a feeling

01:08:16.480 it's going to be

01:08:16.940 like the Ark guy.

01:08:18.020 But we might need

01:08:18.620 to strap in.

01:08:19.420 Okay.

01:08:20.140 All right.

01:08:20.580 Next,

01:08:20.960 we're going to finish

01:08:22.060 our final page

01:08:23.560 of housekeeping

01:08:23.980 with an unexplainable

01:08:25.420 things section.

01:08:26.380 These things are

01:08:26.900 all unexplainable.

01:08:28.460 We're going to go

01:08:28.940 piece by piece.

01:08:29.800 First,

01:08:30.140 they found Frogman

01:08:31.020 in Mexico.

01:08:32.920 All right.

01:08:33.680 And then we have

01:08:34.240 the video of that.

01:08:35.040 We can show

01:08:35.540 the bigger video of it.

01:08:36.800 There's Frogman

01:08:37.560 in Mexico

01:08:38.060 climbing that pole.

01:08:39.180 You see it.

01:08:39.740 Yeah,

01:08:39.980 I see it.

01:08:40.660 That's Frogman

01:08:41.240 in Mexico for sure.

01:08:42.680 I know that.

01:08:43.340 It's spooky.

01:08:44.440 He's a cryptid.

01:08:45.220 Very spooky.

01:08:46.040 Okay.

01:08:46.380 All right.

01:08:46.760 Next,

01:08:47.360 we have Bear

01:08:48.760 versus Bigfoot

01:08:50.520 fighting.

01:08:52.520 Bro,

01:08:53.080 that's the real footage

01:08:54.100 right there.

01:08:54.860 that's Bigfoot.

01:08:57.180 Bear's putting up

01:08:57.960 a fight.

01:08:59.000 But Bigfoot

01:09:00.280 kind of handles him.

01:09:01.120 Oh,

01:09:01.320 yeah,

01:09:01.480 Bigfoot handles him.

01:09:02.240 Okay,

01:09:02.580 let's keep going quick.

01:09:03.860 All right,

01:09:04.080 now we have

01:09:04.560 multiple bird guys.

01:09:06.620 This is a bat boy

01:09:07.760 in Mexico.

01:09:09.440 I mean,

01:09:09.720 that looks pretty real.

01:09:11.020 Yeah,

01:09:11.360 certainly does.

01:09:12.460 He's some sort

01:09:13.100 of bat boy.

01:09:13.760 And they captured him.

01:09:15.120 Yeah,

01:09:15.280 he looks malnutritioned.

01:09:16.700 So,

01:09:17.120 I don't know

01:09:17.440 how you explain that.

01:09:18.540 Okay.

01:09:19.080 Then there's another bird man

01:09:20.300 in another Hispanic country.

01:09:21.900 The Mexicans seem to be

01:09:23.380 getting these guys.

01:09:24.120 A lot of bird people.

01:09:24.560 It's their atmosphere.

01:09:26.100 First La Llorona,

01:09:27.340 now this.

01:09:28.340 This Lechuza

01:09:29.140 looking ass bitch

01:09:30.160 has been shape shifting

01:09:31.520 all around the ranch.

01:09:33.420 They caught him.

01:09:35.180 That's fun.

01:09:35.840 That's fun.

01:09:36.440 This is a good section

01:09:37.120 for you.

01:09:37.480 And then,

01:09:38.200 this is all the things

01:09:38.920 I found over the break

01:09:40.020 that I thought

01:09:40.660 really needed to make

01:09:41.720 into the show.

01:09:42.480 They're pent up.

01:09:42.760 They're pent up.

01:09:43.320 Next,

01:09:43.620 there's an Indian type,

01:09:44.780 monk type guy

01:09:46.180 and he's got some

01:09:46.920 special skills.

01:09:49.900 Oh!

01:09:53.940 And you can see the mirror.

01:09:55.620 There's no one on that side

01:09:56.720 going like this.

01:09:57.700 Excellent work,

01:09:58.540 man.

01:09:58.700 So that's real.

01:09:59.360 Have you ever seen that?

01:10:00.220 No,

01:10:00.600 never.

01:10:00.900 Not once in my life.

01:10:02.100 Crazy.

01:10:03.120 Next,

01:10:03.560 there's a floating car.

01:10:04.480 This guy is in a bus

01:10:05.580 and he captures

01:10:06.140 a floating car.

01:10:06.980 Oh my goodness.

01:10:11.600 Oh my goodness gracious.

01:10:13.180 Look at that.

01:10:13.740 How do you explain it?

01:10:14.520 I can't.

01:10:15.160 I can't explain any of this.

01:10:16.440 I'm getting scared.

01:10:17.560 And then our next one,

01:10:18.680 this polar bear

01:10:19.340 escapes a shark.

01:10:24.020 Oh,

01:10:29.500 the shark.

01:10:30.600 All right,

01:10:30.980 let's move on

01:10:31.500 to the last video

01:10:32.240 since people get the point

01:10:33.660 now.

01:10:34.220 You think so?

01:10:34.820 Yeah,

01:10:35.040 since everyone gets the point.

01:10:36.120 Did you guys see the shark

01:10:37.000 trying to get him?

01:10:37.740 Yeah,

01:10:37.920 I did,

01:10:38.220 I did,

01:10:38.480 I did.

01:10:38.880 That's scary.

01:10:39.880 All right,

01:10:40.140 let's play this.

01:10:40.800 What is this?

01:10:41.320 LeVar ball?

01:10:42.220 Well,

01:10:42.660 this guy does something

01:10:43.980 I've never seen before.

01:10:45.880 Maybe just play it

01:10:46.660 and I'll explain it after.

01:10:48.700 So he takes the saw,

01:10:49.740 he puts it on the trolley,

01:10:50.900 right?

01:10:51.400 Dolly.

01:10:51.980 The doll.

01:10:55.440 Oh,

01:10:55.840 shit.

01:10:57.160 Into the wood.

01:10:59.120 Has this ever been done

01:11:00.440 before that?

01:11:01.120 No,

01:11:01.480 no.

01:11:01.880 That's one of one.

01:11:02.740 Dolly saw into the thing?

01:11:04.600 Yep.

01:11:05.260 Unexplainable,

01:11:05.780 brother.

01:11:06.040 That's pretty impressive.

01:11:07.080 All right.

01:11:07.640 Well,

01:11:07.840 that's the end of housekeeping.

01:11:09.260 Thank goodness.

01:11:10.080 And we're now moving on

01:11:11.220 to Cringe of the Week.

01:11:12.980 Ah.

01:11:14.940 All right,

01:11:16.760 our first story

01:11:17.660 from Cringe of the Week,

01:11:18.820 we have some dog mediums.

01:11:21.020 Listen to this woman talking,

01:11:22.420 she's a dog medium.

01:11:23.960 I talk to dogs sometimes

01:11:25.420 and this one's telling me

01:11:26.600 there's been some fighting.

01:11:28.880 No,

01:11:29.440 she wants a little,

01:11:30.400 she wants a little more peace.

01:11:32.200 Is there more peace

01:11:32.920 in your households,

01:11:33.740 than your in-laws?

01:11:36.000 No,

01:11:36.300 the in-laws are good.

01:11:37.180 They're good?

01:11:37.700 Okay.

01:11:38.720 Okay.

01:11:39.160 Are you a medium?

01:11:40.320 Are you a seer?

01:11:41.280 I'm not a medium,

01:11:42.360 but I'm a canine communicator.

01:11:44.880 Well,

01:11:45.280 you laugh.

01:11:46.080 No,

01:11:46.520 I'm not laughing at all.

01:11:47.700 Eight years of training.

01:11:49.140 Really?

01:11:49.640 Yeah.

01:11:50.120 Almost more than doctors.

01:11:52.580 Where do you train?

01:11:53.440 And now I'm working

01:11:54.360 at Canine Communications Academy.

01:11:56.720 Yeah.

01:11:57.280 And now I'm working

01:11:58.320 with all these apps.

01:12:00.320 A lot of AI companies

01:12:01.400 are trying to crack the code,

01:12:02.740 but it's a real thing.

01:12:04.300 Hey, buddy.

01:12:05.160 It really is a real thing.

01:12:06.160 Hey.

01:12:06.440 There's some conflicts

01:12:07.480 that this one wants resolved,

01:12:09.680 but yeah.

01:12:11.040 That's really an interesting thing

01:12:13.020 because he's my brother-in-law's dog.

01:12:15.680 Yeah.

01:12:16.280 And he was given back

01:12:18.760 to the kennel,

01:12:20.260 the breeder,

01:12:20.820 and he went to my brother-in-law.

01:12:22.340 Yeah.

01:12:23.000 And now my brother-in-law,

01:12:24.820 God bless him,

01:12:26.080 is incarcerated for a crime

01:12:28.480 he did not commit.

01:12:30.100 Oh my goodness.

01:12:30.900 That's the chaos

01:12:31.700 that they're talking about.

01:12:33.040 That's the chaos.

01:12:35.240 The dog knows that his...

01:12:36.820 Is she doing a bit though?

01:12:37.860 Might be.

01:12:38.420 Yeah, okay, all right.

01:12:39.200 But the dog knows

01:12:39.940 the owner was falsely accused of crime

01:12:42.280 and it's playing out in court.

01:12:43.540 That's the chaos.

01:12:44.300 That's the anxiety

01:12:45.240 that the dog,

01:12:45.920 that the Labradoodle is experiencing.

01:12:48.440 But I kind of feel like she's joking.

01:12:50.780 Yeah.

01:12:51.240 But we have more.

01:12:53.640 We do have more,

01:12:55.380 but also I think

01:12:56.580 she's kind of serious sometimes.

01:12:58.240 I think so too.

01:12:58.920 Sometimes you start to believe

01:13:00.080 your own bullshit

01:13:00.720 if you get enough right

01:13:01.820 back to back to back.

01:13:03.380 And women, I think,

01:13:04.420 have more of a tendency

01:13:05.300 to believe in some sort of like

01:13:06.800 electromagnetic something.

01:13:09.140 Oh, I felt something.

01:13:10.440 Yeah.

01:13:10.980 And it's like, yeah,

01:13:11.740 your boyfriend was like this.

01:13:13.540 Like he cheated on you.

01:13:14.720 Yeah.

01:13:15.320 It wasn't that hard to see.

01:13:16.580 He's been acting squirrely.

01:13:17.780 Yeah.

01:13:18.340 The dog tells me

01:13:19.340 that he gets excited about stuff

01:13:21.080 and that frustrates you.

01:13:22.420 I'm seeing a door

01:13:23.600 and maybe some packages.

01:13:25.600 Is there an Amazon guy?

01:13:26.780 Does someone bring you your mail?

01:13:28.320 And then the dog barks at that.

01:13:29.640 Yeah, that's what he was talking about.

01:13:31.340 There's an Amazon guy involved.

01:13:32.640 The dog barks at the mailman

01:13:33.920 at the door.

01:13:34.620 Okay.

01:13:35.060 But we have a more intense

01:13:36.440 medium type.

01:13:37.720 Listen to what this lady says.

01:13:39.300 How to let your pet know

01:13:40.600 that you're going away

01:13:41.720 for a few nights.

01:13:42.860 What I recommend

01:13:43.460 is that you do this

01:13:45.200 when you're going to sleep

01:13:46.580 at night.

01:13:47.540 You're going to close your eyes.

01:13:49.220 You're going to picture your pet

01:13:50.400 in your head

01:13:51.520 and you're going to say their name

01:13:52.940 just like you're thinking

01:13:54.460 about getting bananas

01:13:56.060 at the grocery store.

01:13:57.300 Then you're going to tell them

01:13:59.040 how many dark nights

01:14:01.240 you are going to be away.

01:14:03.300 You can do this

01:14:04.100 up to seven dark nights.

01:14:07.160 We say dark nights

01:14:08.160 instead of sleeps

01:14:08.940 because animals sleep

01:14:10.940 during the day.

01:14:12.400 For instance,

01:14:13.320 I'm going to close my eyes.

01:14:14.900 I'm going to picture Domino,

01:14:16.260 my cattle dog in my head

01:14:17.280 and I'm going to say,

01:14:18.440 Domino,

01:14:19.260 I will be back

01:14:20.180 in seven dark nights.

01:14:22.940 You can repeat that.

01:14:24.320 You think the dog knows seven?

01:14:26.180 You think the dog

01:14:26.920 even knows Domino?

01:14:28.780 You think he even knows

01:14:30.120 what Domino means

01:14:30.920 that it's his name?

01:14:32.080 Dark nights.

01:14:33.200 Doesn't know what night is.

01:14:34.380 Doesn't know what dark is.

01:14:35.440 Doesn't know what seven is.

01:14:36.680 Good movie though.

01:14:37.780 But hey,

01:14:38.280 that's how you do it.

01:14:38.960 That is,

01:14:39.520 I guess,

01:14:39.900 how you do it.

01:14:40.780 So yeah,

01:14:42.500 there's some sort of

01:14:43.520 psychic component

01:14:44.480 to communicating with your dog

01:14:46.440 that women are

01:14:47.540 trying to tap into.

01:14:48.960 Yeah,

01:14:49.240 it's pretty impressive.

01:14:50.120 They're busy.

01:14:50.860 They're busy.

01:14:51.900 There's a woman

01:14:52.380 who missed her window

01:14:53.060 to have kids.

01:14:54.300 Now she's telling Domino,

01:14:55.620 I'm going to be gone

01:14:56.380 for seven days.

01:14:57.380 I'm going to be gone,

01:14:58.340 Domino.

01:14:58.900 Seven nights.

01:14:59.620 And then we have

01:15:00.540 another lady here,

01:15:01.420 another bad dog situation.

01:15:03.160 This is from

01:15:03.640 Christmas Gift Exchange.

01:15:07.980 Dog doesn't look

01:15:08.820 very friendly.

01:15:09.360 Got a constant muzzle.

01:15:10.760 You hear the rumbling.

01:15:14.340 Fun Christmas party.

01:15:22.180 So what's with

01:15:22.840 the muzzled beast

01:15:23.860 you have right here?

01:15:25.340 Do you like him?

01:15:26.040 You need that?

01:15:26.720 An elderly woman

01:15:28.640 with a muzzled beast.

01:15:30.640 You know,

01:15:31.160 60s.

01:15:32.000 Some of these women

01:15:32.680 can't even,

01:15:33.440 can't even win a

01:15:34.960 tug of war

01:15:35.800 with a black lab

01:15:36.860 and they get

01:15:37.860 a 90 pound

01:15:38.680 muscle pit bull.

01:15:39.840 He's misunderstood.

01:15:41.280 I really don't get it

01:15:42.540 and I feel like

01:15:43.200 a lot of dog relationships,

01:15:44.840 some people conflate

01:15:46.100 like,

01:15:46.920 oh,

01:15:47.320 a dog

01:15:47.960 with like,

01:15:49.220 I need to save a dog.

01:15:50.680 I need to do this

01:15:51.780 for the dog.

01:15:52.820 You don't need

01:15:53.400 to do anything.

01:15:54.960 The dog's already

01:15:55.900 on it.

01:15:56.800 It's already there.

01:15:57.960 He's on its path.

01:15:58.920 He's fucked up.

01:15:59.620 He wants to bite.

01:16:01.300 You don't need

01:16:01.960 to get involved,

01:16:02.680 Susan.

01:16:03.380 That's how I feel

01:16:04.080 with the vegans.

01:16:04.860 Like,

01:16:04.980 oh,

01:16:05.060 I'm not going

01:16:05.360 to eat chicken

01:16:06.320 because it's

01:16:07.400 mean to the chicken.

01:16:08.740 They already chopped it up.

01:16:09.540 It's already packed up.

01:16:10.420 They already chopped it up.

01:16:11.420 It's already in the box.

01:16:12.660 No,

01:16:12.880 but there's,

01:16:13.540 there's a certain level here

01:16:14.960 like where,

01:16:16.040 what gives the dog joy?

01:16:17.780 You take away

01:16:18.320 its main joy,

01:16:19.020 which is lunging

01:16:20.240 at innocence,

01:16:21.140 which it wants to do.

01:16:22.460 Thrashing.

01:16:22.980 It likes to thrash.

01:16:23.720 You took that away

01:16:24.400 with the muzzle.

01:16:25.500 And so like,

01:16:26.120 it feels like everyone's

01:16:27.320 just doing time.

01:16:28.580 The dog's doing time.

01:16:30.100 Like,

01:16:30.360 he's like almost a prisoner.

01:16:31.840 The woman's doing time

01:16:33.180 until the dog's too frail

01:16:34.460 to really thrash anymore.

01:16:36.620 I don't understand

01:16:37.580 some of these relationships

01:16:38.440 is my point.

01:16:39.380 And I feel like women

01:16:40.600 get caught doing this a lot

01:16:42.520 where,

01:16:44.360 oh,

01:16:44.660 I'm doing,

01:16:45.100 it's charity.

01:16:46.200 They twist it in their mind.

01:16:47.160 It's charity.

01:16:47.820 I'm saving him.

01:16:48.940 From what?

01:16:49.820 He can go be locked up.

01:16:51.060 If all he wants to do

01:16:51.800 is lunge at people,

01:16:52.640 he can go be locked up.

01:16:54.160 And I'm gonna extrapolate

01:16:56.120 and zoom out here.

01:16:57.760 Go ahead.

01:16:58.100 This same woman

01:16:59.120 and the same mindset

01:17:00.140 is why you have

01:17:01.480 repeat offenders let out.

01:17:03.680 Yeah.

01:17:04.080 Oh,

01:17:04.540 he blah,

01:17:05.140 blah,

01:17:05.260 blah.

01:17:05.520 He doesn't mean that.

01:17:06.660 He has a couple

01:17:07.460 bad things in his past,

01:17:08.720 but we can save him.

01:17:09.560 Let him out of jail.

01:17:10.160 We can muzzle him

01:17:10.520 and put an ankle monitor on him.

01:17:12.440 Yeah.

01:17:12.600 And the same with the migrants.

01:17:14.060 Oh,

01:17:14.380 they're from Somali

01:17:15.260 and their country's shit,

01:17:16.560 but we gotta give him a chance.

01:17:18.440 We could babysit him here.

01:17:19.740 Yeah.

01:17:20.000 It's the same fucking thing.

01:17:21.360 Yeah.

01:17:21.620 That's why the show is,

01:17:22.960 you know,

01:17:23.260 a next level show.

01:17:24.220 Yeah.

01:17:24.600 We make those points.

01:17:26.240 Next,

01:17:27.040 we have a gross job section.

01:17:29.580 And we're live

01:17:30.360 at Planet Fitness.

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01:17:37.980 with the Hack Squad.

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01:17:44.020 She lights the lamp

01:17:45.220 with that lift.

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01:17:58.340 of Hockey Canada.

01:17:59.340 Like we mentioned

01:17:59.940 in the intro,

01:18:00.600 we have three gross jobs here.

01:18:02.960 And the first one

01:18:04.040 we're just gonna let play,

01:18:05.160 but it involves

01:18:05.920 touching shit.

01:18:07.420 Wait a minute.

01:18:08.460 What's gonna happen here?

01:18:09.840 Guy's a plumber, right?

01:18:11.360 Shit plumber.

01:18:12.000 Is he really gonna reach

01:18:13.680 down into that back

01:18:14.600 water valve

01:18:15.200 and pull all those

01:18:16.680 flushable wipes

01:18:17.920 that's causing

01:18:18.460 a whole house clog

01:18:19.460 out of the...

01:18:20.680 Oh my God.

01:18:22.420 Pull.

01:18:23.060 Oh, oh, oh.

01:18:23.720 Oh, yep, yep, yep.

01:18:25.640 There it is.

01:18:26.980 An entire house

01:18:28.040 backed up

01:18:28.600 due to flushable wipes.

01:18:30.480 So yeah.

01:18:31.760 Go ahead.

01:18:32.740 Keep using those

01:18:33.360 flushable wipes.

01:18:34.160 Keep believing those things

01:18:35.080 will go down the drain.

01:18:36.740 I'll take your money.

01:18:38.120 No sweat.

01:18:38.440 So he ends up saying,

01:18:39.520 I think he made like 200 bucks.

01:18:40.940 He said,

01:18:41.160 the easiest 200 bucks

01:18:42.080 I've ever made.

01:18:43.320 But you're touching shit.

01:18:44.480 And maybe I'm a pussy.

01:18:45.820 Other people's shit.

01:18:47.260 But touching other people's shit

01:18:48.780 is like very disgusting.

01:18:50.760 I once had a job.

01:18:52.060 Like a $1,000 job.

01:18:53.980 Should be a thousand.

01:18:55.040 And you wear like

01:18:55.800 a hazmat bee suit.

01:18:57.920 His glove went up to here.

01:18:59.360 He was just like,

01:19:00.120 okay.

01:19:00.780 It's not gonna get

01:19:01.560 on my wrist, right?

01:19:02.760 There was another clip

01:19:03.540 where the guy unscrews a cap

01:19:04.820 and the shit flies out

01:19:06.400 and goes everywhere

01:19:07.540 and it gets on him.

01:19:08.660 Yeah.

01:19:09.280 And that's just his job.

01:19:10.520 And I actually once had a job

01:19:12.100 where the toilet was clogged

01:19:13.220 and I went downstairs

01:19:13.960 to find a plunger.

01:19:15.100 And when I got back,

01:19:16.040 my coworker goes,

01:19:17.420 oh, I took care of it.

01:19:18.560 And he's like putting

01:19:19.720 his sleeve back.

01:19:21.140 And he just put his hand

01:19:22.140 in the toilet

01:19:22.680 and pulled it out.

01:19:24.380 Some people are built

01:19:25.220 for that, I guess.

01:19:26.200 Digging around in shit.

01:19:27.620 So yeah.

01:19:28.400 Some people have

01:19:29.040 a different relationship

01:19:29.860 with shit.

01:19:30.580 And I'm not trying

01:19:31.440 to be rude

01:19:32.080 to blue collar workers.

01:19:33.900 But this is different

01:19:35.060 when it comes to shit.

01:19:36.340 Like shit's not-

01:19:37.060 There's a biofactor to it.

01:19:38.300 It's a different thing.

01:19:39.700 I'm not being rude

01:19:40.400 to like a plumber.

01:19:41.920 For sure.

01:19:42.980 But not every blue collar job

01:19:46.840 is shit related.

01:19:47.800 Every shit related job

01:19:49.060 is blue collar.

01:19:50.160 I'm not like being rude

01:19:51.760 to plumbers.

01:19:52.340 I'm not trying

01:19:52.700 to act like a pussy.

01:19:53.800 No.

01:19:53.980 But there is

01:19:54.620 a touching shit thing

01:19:56.340 that I don't fully understand.

01:19:58.880 Some people are just

01:19:59.800 turned off

01:20:00.360 and desensitized to it.

01:20:01.680 Yeah.

01:20:02.180 And good for them.

01:20:03.240 You better be

01:20:03.900 if it's your job

01:20:04.740 turned off

01:20:05.180 and desensitized.

01:20:06.400 But I think

01:20:07.400 there should be

01:20:07.800 an itemized bill

01:20:08.860 like oh I'm a plumber

01:20:11.000 and if it's

01:20:11.560 you're getting roots

01:20:12.220 out of a pipe

01:20:12.920 or you have to lay

01:20:13.700 some new pipe

01:20:14.360 it's like oh

01:20:14.920 that was easy.

01:20:15.460 No problem.

01:20:16.180 Here's your bill.

01:20:17.280 But if there's

01:20:17.940 a touch shit factor

01:20:19.060 had to touch shit

01:20:20.640 that's like $85.

01:20:22.140 It's like $1,000.

01:20:22.880 Yeah.

01:20:23.280 I was being fair.

01:20:24.940 Yeah.

01:20:25.580 But I get what you're saying.

01:20:26.640 Okay.

01:20:27.160 But there's something there

01:20:28.060 where some people

01:20:28.920 are just savages

01:20:30.140 and maybe

01:20:30.600 you know I respect it.

01:20:32.100 Next we have

01:20:33.440 a gross pedicure.

01:20:34.440 We're going to play

01:20:34.740 this at 2x speed.

01:20:36.140 You guys see

01:20:36.940 what's going on here.

01:20:37.960 Someone brings

01:20:38.460 their disgusting foot.

01:20:40.180 Godzilla.

01:20:40.920 I think this is a reptile.

01:20:42.260 This is a reptile.

01:20:43.640 Sort of Godzilla type.

01:20:45.220 And it gets better.

01:20:48.240 There's like

01:20:48.900 an ecosystem

01:20:50.140 in between the toes.

01:20:52.560 Spraying it

01:20:53.120 with some coconut oil

01:20:54.320 seems to be doing good.

01:20:55.940 And we're going to

01:20:56.460 fast forward

01:20:56.920 to the final results here.

01:20:59.680 They get a lot of work done

01:21:00.800 a lot of shaving down.

01:21:01.780 This is just a gross job

01:21:03.040 from our gross job section

01:21:04.740 but it looks better after.

01:21:06.280 Yeah.

01:21:06.980 But it looks like

01:21:07.480 a worn out iguana after

01:21:09.080 instead of a full

01:21:10.180 Tyrannosaurus or something.

01:21:11.600 Yeah.

01:21:11.800 Instead of an alligator.

01:21:13.500 Yeah.

01:21:13.820 So that's interesting.

01:21:15.120 A lot of people

01:21:15.520 have feet problems.

01:21:16.920 I think feet

01:21:17.680 especially fat fucks.

01:21:19.860 Oh yeah.

01:21:20.720 They get those legs

01:21:21.600 and then the bottom

01:21:22.500 of your legs

01:21:22.940 looks discolored.

01:21:24.700 That's real diabetic

01:21:25.820 pre-diabetic shit.

01:21:26.980 Yeah.

01:21:27.180 Not good.

01:21:28.120 This was something else.

01:21:29.180 And our last gross job

01:21:30.520 you guys might not agree

01:21:31.640 with this

01:21:32.180 but I think it's pretty weird.

01:21:34.860 This guy's a massage guy.

01:21:38.060 And you know

01:21:38.860 you're a massage guy

01:21:40.660 but you're like

01:21:42.480 deep in this guy's ass.

01:21:44.120 Yeah.

01:21:44.580 You move the blanket over

01:21:45.820 you get his whole ass cheek.

01:21:47.280 You're deep in his ass.

01:21:48.480 You kind of brush up

01:21:49.080 on his nutsack

01:21:49.860 a little bit.

01:21:50.500 Yeah.

01:21:51.660 That's gross.

01:21:52.440 Yeah.

01:21:52.580 And it's like

01:21:53.200 you're really touching

01:21:54.140 this guy

01:21:54.900 and I'm sure he's like

01:21:56.460 there's worse clients

01:21:57.900 you could have

01:21:58.180 the foot person come in.

01:21:59.500 Yeah.

01:21:59.960 But isn't that

01:22:00.820 really kind of gross?

01:22:02.200 So what's your point here?

01:22:04.460 I don't know.

01:22:04.980 I just saw like

01:22:05.660 three gross jobs

01:22:06.700 and I said

01:22:07.180 I can put this

01:22:07.880 in a gross job section.

01:22:09.260 We'll start with the shit.

01:22:10.420 Touching shit

01:22:11.060 was really what did it for you.

01:22:12.560 I was talking to you

01:22:13.300 about that over break.

01:22:14.180 He doesn't like that.

01:22:15.440 I don't understand.

01:22:15.880 I don't like it either.

01:22:17.360 But some people

01:22:18.240 are just

01:22:18.620 it's no big deal.

01:22:19.760 But there's no broader

01:22:20.460 lesson here.

01:22:21.240 There's no

01:22:21.620 when I was a little kid

01:22:22.740 I used to go fishing

01:22:23.600 and I would use

01:22:24.340 Bunker as bait

01:22:25.220 and for the whole summer

01:22:26.540 my hands would smell

01:22:27.300 like Bunker.

01:22:28.860 If I was touching shit

01:22:30.340 I don't think

01:22:31.740 I'd ever eat food again.

01:22:33.040 Yeah.

01:22:33.220 There's some residual.

01:22:34.380 But there's

01:22:34.820 those shit guys

01:22:35.720 I'm sure they take

01:22:36.800 a lunch break

01:22:37.400 and they're eating

01:22:38.460 Chick-fil-A like this.

01:22:39.720 They might not even

01:22:40.200 wash their hands.

01:22:41.260 Oh.

01:22:41.960 Don't get started.

01:22:42.620 I think they wash

01:22:43.180 their hands.

01:22:43.700 Come on.

01:22:44.940 All right.

01:22:45.360 All right.

01:22:45.700 Lesson learned.

01:22:46.580 Some people are out there

01:22:47.500 really doing it.

01:22:48.500 Yeah.

01:22:48.920 That's the point.

01:22:49.800 That's the broader point.

01:22:50.900 All right.

01:22:51.160 We're moving on

01:22:51.960 to our final two pieces

01:22:53.040 of cringe.

01:22:54.040 This guy was in

01:22:55.060 the woman's bathroom

01:22:55.880 and he was caught

01:22:56.800 stroking his shit.

01:22:58.080 This is one of the same

01:22:59.160 Planet Fitnesses, right?

01:23:00.300 This is like a Planet Fitness

01:23:01.500 that also had a trans person

01:23:02.900 in the locker room

01:23:04.620 and now there's a guy

01:23:05.740 stroking his shit.

01:23:06.740 Can we even show this?

01:23:07.720 Well we had to blur it

01:23:08.680 a little bit.

01:23:09.400 Yeah.

01:23:10.000 We had to blur the shadow

01:23:11.340 a little bit.

01:23:12.420 So it's a guy's feet

01:23:13.520 underneath the stall

01:23:14.340 and he's visibly

01:23:15.140 stroking his shit.

01:23:16.280 Yeah.

01:23:16.540 That's what's behind

01:23:17.880 the blur.

01:23:19.880 And then we can

01:23:20.760 fast forward a little bit

01:23:21.840 to the confrontation.

01:23:28.240 The guy pretending

01:23:29.360 to be a girl

01:23:29.820 is kind of defending himself.

01:23:31.120 You're better watching

01:23:31.840 that bathroom though

01:23:32.580 because she's

01:23:33.020 chicken-on-cold.

01:23:34.640 I am this guy.

01:23:36.140 I'm kind of uncomfortable.

01:23:37.360 He's saying

01:23:37.900 he's uncomfortable.

01:23:39.300 You were really comfortable

01:23:40.620 touching your shit.

01:23:42.640 Bro, I literally

01:23:43.240 saw your shadow, bro.

01:23:44.320 Like,

01:23:45.000 come on, dog.

01:23:46.660 Touching your shit.

01:23:47.480 All right.

01:23:52.100 I'm going to fast forward

01:23:52.880 a little bit.

01:23:54.000 I think this girl's

01:23:54.840 boyfriend comes in.

01:23:56.660 Yeah.

01:23:57.300 Bro, we have a video

01:23:58.600 of what you were doing, bro.

01:24:00.020 The shadow says it all.

01:24:02.120 Don't act innocent, bro.

01:24:04.840 I saw the fucking video.

01:24:06.540 I was on FaceTime

01:24:07.760 watching you, bro.

01:24:09.460 That's fucking crazy work, bro.

01:24:11.800 All right.

01:24:13.120 Confronted.

01:24:15.100 You have a podcast,

01:24:16.280 don't you?

01:24:17.560 Yeah.

01:24:18.180 No, this guy,

01:24:18.980 and we'll show you

01:24:19.800 some video at the end.

01:24:20.760 It's just like

01:24:21.220 a visible man

01:24:22.200 barely even trying,

01:24:23.460 stroking his shit

01:24:24.040 in the women's locker room.

01:24:24.860 He said he was drying off.

01:24:26.180 Because he gets off on it

01:24:27.700 and you got caught

01:24:29.240 and then there's like

01:24:30.660 a denial slash

01:24:31.600 stand your ground

01:24:32.300 that has to be done

01:24:33.360 but we all know

01:24:34.560 what happened, right?

01:24:35.740 Yeah.

01:24:36.020 So, typical

01:24:37.260 degenerate trans

01:24:38.420 type behavior,

01:24:39.820 stroking your shit

01:24:40.980 in a Planet Fitness

01:24:41.580 locker room.

01:24:42.480 Not good.

01:24:43.360 That's desperate man.

01:24:45.000 You know a desperate man

01:24:47.000 who has to stroke his shit

01:24:48.940 somewhere else

01:24:49.740 or really has to get desperate?

01:24:52.000 That's what you do

01:24:52.920 and you might tell people

01:24:55.120 you're a lady

01:24:55.700 but we know what you are.

01:24:57.340 You're getting off.

01:24:58.140 You're a desperate man.

01:24:59.400 All right.

01:24:59.580 Our last story

01:25:00.480 from Cringe of the Week

01:25:01.720 is just an article headline

01:25:03.260 I saw that I thought

01:25:04.080 was pretty funny.

01:25:04.920 Can you give it a read?

01:25:05.780 Motherhood is a trap.

01:25:07.300 Marriage is a bad deal.

01:25:09.220 Feminist Corinne Mayer

01:25:10.500 on learning to be selfish.

01:25:13.080 It's like,

01:25:13.440 ma'am,

01:25:14.060 with all due respect,

01:25:15.780 I think you're just mad

01:25:16.720 because you have

01:25:17.340 a giant nose.

01:25:18.360 Ma'am,

01:25:19.040 I'm going to have to

01:25:19.880 not take your advice

01:25:21.020 on this

01:25:21.380 because you have

01:25:22.120 freakish proportions

01:25:23.300 that eliminated you

01:25:24.820 from the dating pool

01:25:25.640 and unfortunately,

01:25:26.740 I know you have

01:25:27.540 some resentment

01:25:28.100 and a little bitter.

01:25:30.040 Take care of that nose.

01:25:31.100 Yeah.

01:25:31.420 Get some surgery.

01:25:32.160 And I'm not going to make

01:25:33.080 any Jewish point

01:25:34.760 about this.

01:25:35.640 Like, oh,

01:25:36.000 Jewish women

01:25:37.120 telling white families

01:25:39.080 not to have families

01:25:40.120 and discouraging it.

01:25:41.240 There's no point

01:25:41.880 to be made for that.

01:25:42.740 Yeah.

01:25:43.420 Why would you even say that?

01:25:44.460 Take the high road.

01:25:45.200 Yeah.

01:25:45.600 And that's not even

01:25:46.360 a Jewish nose.

01:25:46.980 That's just a freak

01:25:47.820 genetic thing

01:25:48.920 that happened.

01:25:50.240 So.

01:25:51.120 Yeah.

01:25:51.580 That's not even

01:25:52.200 a Jewish nose.

01:25:54.400 All right.

01:25:55.000 Well, that's the end

01:25:55.600 of Cringe.

01:25:56.360 We're now moving on

01:25:57.340 to Urban Decay.

01:26:00.880 All right.

01:26:01.500 Our first story

01:26:02.160 from Urban Decay.

01:26:03.280 We have some

01:26:03.900 Black Christmas highlights.

01:26:05.640 First is a woman

01:26:06.580 who went to 15 toy drives

01:26:08.320 to give toys

01:26:09.240 to her family.

01:26:10.720 15 toy drives later.

01:26:12.620 Yes, I was in a club

01:26:13.500 all year.

01:26:14.420 So I had to make it

01:26:15.300 to these toy drives.

01:26:16.660 We was drinking

01:26:17.360 Don Julio all year.

01:26:18.880 So I had to go

01:26:19.900 to the toy drive.

01:26:20.720 This is 15 toy drives worth.

01:26:23.580 We got more over here.

01:26:25.880 See, somebody gifted

01:26:27.080 the car to us.

01:26:28.200 And then we have

01:26:29.040 this right here.

01:26:30.280 We got this

01:26:30.600 from the toy drive.

01:26:31.720 Toy drive.

01:26:32.720 And you could tell

01:26:33.360 we went to the toy drives

01:26:34.300 because we didn't even

01:26:34.900 decorate the tree.

01:26:36.340 Somebody gave us

01:26:37.100 There you go.

01:26:38.120 So she went to 15 toy drives

01:26:40.720 to give her children

01:26:41.880 the Christmas they deserved.

01:26:44.500 And it's basically

01:26:45.660 like a full-time job.

01:26:47.320 When's the last time

01:26:48.020 you went to 15 places

01:26:49.200 for something?

01:26:49.920 It had to be for work, right?

01:26:51.800 Never.

01:26:52.820 And I'm reminded

01:26:53.660 of the woman

01:26:54.380 that we covered

01:26:56.540 who was doing,

01:26:58.400 who was the realtor

01:26:59.480 for Squatters.

01:27:00.980 Yeah.

01:27:01.200 If you remember that story.

01:27:02.480 She'd meet up with them.

01:27:03.540 She'd give them the keys.

01:27:04.640 She'd help them

01:27:05.080 find the apartment.

01:27:05.780 She did everything

01:27:06.400 a realtor did

01:27:07.220 except it was illegal

01:27:09.400 and into someone else's house.

01:27:11.300 I'm getting a lot

01:27:12.180 of the same vibes here.

01:27:13.060 Like,

01:27:13.760 the effort you put

01:27:14.580 into 15 toy drives

01:27:15.800 is equivalent to a job.

01:27:18.400 So it's like

01:27:19.240 they're open to working

01:27:21.280 as long as it's like

01:27:22.400 hitting a lick

01:27:23.080 or something.

01:27:23.620 Yeah.

01:27:24.140 Right?

01:27:24.340 And it brings me

01:27:26.140 to another point

01:27:26.760 that we've long been

01:27:28.100 like advocates for

01:27:30.240 on the show

01:27:30.920 is a direct giving

01:27:33.800 type of charity,

01:27:35.160 that mindset,

01:27:36.200 like where you help

01:27:36.860 a family out

01:27:37.500 who you know,

01:27:38.080 oh,

01:27:38.320 this dad lost work.

01:27:39.340 I'm going to give them

01:27:39.780 400 bucks for Christmas

01:27:40.980 or I know these guys

01:27:42.760 are on hard times.

01:27:43.540 I'm going to take care

01:27:44.160 of this for them.

01:27:45.200 I remember we talked

01:27:45.920 about this when we did

01:27:46.680 the roofing,

01:27:47.700 the Rudan roofing.

01:27:48.800 Remember when they give

01:27:49.580 random people

01:27:50.400 who are kind of like

01:27:51.340 just blue collar people,

01:27:52.620 they'd give them

01:27:53.180 a whole roof for free?

01:27:54.340 This person

01:27:56.620 doesn't deserve anything.

01:27:58.260 No charity.

01:27:59.640 Fuck this lady,

01:28:00.480 right?

01:28:01.160 Yeah.

01:28:01.520 But that's who's

01:28:02.820 the end of the funnel

01:28:03.720 after you dump off

01:28:04.760 a few toys

01:28:05.420 at the toy drive

01:28:06.200 and go,

01:28:06.940 I feel good about myself

01:28:08.000 this holiday season.

01:28:09.160 And there's a big fat scammer

01:28:11.220 sitting at the bottom

01:28:12.800 of the pipe

01:28:13.280 waiting to slurp it up

01:28:14.240 15 times.

01:28:15.060 Waiting to slurp it up.

01:28:16.020 And it's another example

01:28:17.460 of like why we don't live

01:28:18.660 in a high trust society anymore.

01:28:20.200 Totally.

01:28:20.640 Because you drop off toys,

01:28:21.780 do the right thing.

01:28:22.740 That's very nice.

01:28:23.420 Maybe even some nice toys

01:28:24.760 and it just gets taken

01:28:26.320 by someone who sees

01:28:27.180 that as an opportunity.

01:28:28.340 Yeah.

01:28:28.720 And if you're going

01:28:29.560 to toy drives,

01:28:30.940 you shouldn't have

01:28:31.680 the Mercedes little kid car.

01:28:34.220 You shouldn't even put

01:28:35.000 that in your kid's head.

01:28:35.980 You should be getting

01:28:36.460 Lincoln Logs and Tinker Toys.

01:28:37.820 Yeah.

01:28:38.420 Legos maybe.

01:28:39.820 A science kit.

01:28:41.260 A microscope.

01:28:42.380 Something to get

01:28:42.900 out of the hood.

01:28:44.040 Not the toy drive.

01:28:45.120 Like I'm pimping now.

01:28:46.520 I went to 15.

01:28:47.800 When you get old,

01:28:48.440 you get a real one.

01:28:49.240 No, you don't.

01:28:50.540 You don't.

01:28:51.260 And then next one,

01:28:52.380 this child got a gift,

01:28:54.960 a gun gift.

01:28:55.880 Look what happens here.

01:28:59.820 Uh-oh.

01:29:00.960 What the hell is this?

01:29:09.000 Oh.

01:29:11.240 That's a drinkle?

01:29:12.560 That's a drinkle?

01:29:13.200 Put it in.

01:29:13.540 Put the Maggie.

01:29:14.360 That's a Maggie.

01:29:16.080 Oh my goodness.

01:29:17.700 That's a drinkle?

01:29:19.080 That's a...

01:29:19.540 That's a fully ARP switch?

01:29:21.820 Ooh.

01:29:23.480 Micro Drake.

01:29:24.780 Micro Drake.

01:29:26.260 That everyone is here.

01:29:29.040 Yeah.

01:29:30.560 Go, baby girl.

01:29:31.760 Go, go, go, go.

01:29:33.280 And the twerking begins.

01:29:35.000 Yeah.

01:29:35.720 And I don't know

01:29:36.020 if you guys noticed

01:29:36.540 the money in the waistband.

01:29:38.100 Mm-hmm.

01:29:38.380 And then also

01:29:39.140 the bad gun safety.

01:29:41.400 Yeah.

01:29:41.800 Oh, yeah.

01:29:42.100 Where she's just pointing

01:29:42.600 the gun at her brother.

01:29:44.360 Certainly never checked

01:29:45.480 that the chamber was empty

01:29:47.360 or anything like that.

01:29:48.140 She just inserts the magazine

01:29:49.380 and gets to twerking around.

01:29:51.100 And then some people

01:29:51.980 might be saying,

01:29:52.700 well, what's the difference

01:29:53.280 between this

01:29:54.060 and when our side

01:29:55.000 gives guns to kids?

01:29:56.180 Like there's that picture

01:29:56.840 of Lauren Boebert

01:29:57.620 with her whole family

01:29:58.460 holding guns.

01:29:59.300 Yeah.

01:29:59.840 Those are all rifles

01:30:00.760 with scopes

01:30:01.620 and they're meant

01:30:02.320 for sport shooting

01:30:03.280 and hunting

01:30:03.960 and precision.

01:30:05.720 Yeah.

01:30:06.060 The micro Draco

01:30:07.240 isn't for precision.

01:30:08.420 It's for settling beefs

01:30:09.880 at your local Wawa.

01:30:11.360 Yeah.

01:30:11.640 It's for when Chipotle

01:30:13.140 forgets your guac

01:30:14.420 and then disrespects you

01:30:15.660 at the end of it too.

01:30:16.980 So you go to your car,

01:30:18.220 you get the mini Draco.

01:30:19.940 That's what it's for.

01:30:21.000 It's not for hunting.

01:30:21.820 You don't hunt deer

01:30:22.920 with the mini Draco.

01:30:23.760 It's for letting that thing talk.

01:30:25.540 So there is a difference here.

01:30:26.640 Yeah.

01:30:26.940 And that's the micro Draco

01:30:28.000 and I actually have

01:30:28.740 the micro Draco myself.

01:30:30.420 Yeah.

01:30:30.580 But you're kind of like

01:30:31.500 an adult with stupid tastes

01:30:32.920 who has some sort of like

01:30:34.560 R&B hip hop 90s thing

01:30:36.480 in the back of his mind.

01:30:37.640 You're not an 18 year old girl

01:30:38.960 who's going to be

01:30:40.320 a little more threatening

01:30:41.500 at school now.

01:30:42.500 Yeah.

01:30:42.780 For sure.

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01:31:12.440 of Hockey Canada.

01:31:13.560 It's pretty funny

01:31:14.340 how that works.

01:31:15.380 And it makes you wonder

01:31:16.380 should black people

01:31:17.820 be allowed to have guns at all?

01:31:20.400 It does make you wonder.

01:31:21.780 I've been wondering.

01:31:22.620 And that point was actually made

01:31:24.060 by the Libertarian Party

01:31:25.260 of New Hampshire.

01:31:25.920 Can you read that tweet?

01:31:27.060 They said no guns for blacks.

01:31:28.860 That is sensible gun control.

01:31:30.840 If you're not willing

01:31:31.540 to start there

01:31:32.180 by tackling the biggest problem first

01:31:33.780 you're not serious

01:31:34.780 about gun control.

01:31:35.900 Now let's talk about

01:31:36.820 sensible voter control.

01:31:38.580 So they're making a joke

01:31:39.820 and a broader point

01:31:40.800 and obviously we're not ever

01:31:41.940 advocating for gun control

01:31:43.300 but if the left

01:31:44.500 wants to do gun control

01:31:45.840 you gotta take it away

01:31:47.040 from one certain group.

01:31:47.960 Let's start with the

01:31:49.180 worst gun people

01:31:50.520 and work our way up.

01:31:51.640 Right?

01:31:52.100 Wouldn't that make sense?

01:31:53.880 Yeah.

01:31:54.060 But they don't.

01:31:54.800 They want to take it

01:31:55.320 from NRA members.

01:31:57.140 Yeah.

01:31:57.720 And you know what type

01:31:59.140 of black people

01:31:59.660 we're talking about.

01:32:00.440 We're not talking about

01:32:01.180 the black guy

01:32:01.920 who did five years

01:32:03.020 in the Marines

01:32:03.700 and now he drives

01:32:04.800 one of the old pickup trucks

01:32:06.160 and he drives around

01:32:06.960 and he wears a hat

01:32:07.700 and he tucks in his t-shirts.

01:32:09.740 He can keep the guns.

01:32:10.800 Yeah.

01:32:11.360 We're talking about

01:32:11.940 the mini Draco

01:32:12.880 out parking lot

01:32:14.600 twerking types.

01:32:15.840 Certain type.

01:32:16.720 Very true.

01:32:17.420 Yeah.

01:32:17.900 And it's the ones

01:32:19.000 who are doing all the crime

01:32:19.980 per capita.

01:32:21.060 Yes.

01:32:21.480 Which takes us

01:32:21.920 to our next point.

01:32:22.820 We have a tweet

01:32:23.580 and a rebuttal.

01:32:24.300 Can you read the first tweet?

01:32:25.420 This is from some sort

01:32:26.320 of black feminist

01:32:27.040 and she said

01:32:28.500 if per capita

01:32:29.380 is your excuse

01:32:30.300 for focusing more

01:32:31.340 on the crimes of minorities

01:32:32.660 when you know

01:32:34.080 white people commit far more.

01:32:35.760 And then there was a rebuttal

01:32:36.600 that was a great point.

01:32:38.280 Yeah.

01:32:38.560 I mean it's a per capita argument.

01:32:40.400 So you have a gun to your head

01:32:41.380 and are forced to eat one bean.

01:32:43.080 There are a hundred green beans.

01:32:44.760 Ten are poisoned.

01:32:45.740 The rest are safe.

01:32:46.940 There are ten red beans.

01:32:48.720 Five are poisoned.

01:32:49.880 The rest are safe.

01:32:51.360 So ten percent versus fifty percent.

01:32:54.220 Do you eat a green bean

01:32:55.300 or a red bean?

01:32:56.380 Your answer to this

01:32:57.440 determines whether

01:32:58.260 I think you should be

01:32:59.180 allowed to vote or not.

01:33:01.040 I'll eat a red bean.

01:33:01.960 It's pretty simple.

01:33:02.700 Yeah.

01:33:02.920 The red bean.

01:33:03.480 I don't know.

01:33:03.920 I walk home at night.

01:33:05.600 I'm safe.

01:33:06.440 I'll eat a red bean.

01:33:07.220 At least the red bean's seasoned.

01:33:08.480 Yeah.

01:33:09.040 Yeah.

01:33:09.320 So true.

01:33:09.980 You get it.

01:33:10.520 We just had to illustrate that point.

01:33:12.320 And we have a situation here

01:33:14.000 during Christmas break

01:33:15.280 where the woman

01:33:15.820 goes to get her hair did

01:33:17.000 at one of those local hair shops

01:33:18.700 that aren't actual storefronts

01:33:20.100 as people's apartments.

01:33:21.360 Where they do the hairdoing.

01:33:23.300 And this is how it goes down

01:33:24.940 when she brings all of her kids

01:33:25.940 to the store.

01:33:26.500 I'm sorry.

01:33:28.560 I had to bring my baby.

01:33:31.360 This is what I'm saying.

01:33:32.120 I don't have nobody to wash them.

01:33:33.400 I had to get on the bus.

01:33:36.700 It's part of my policy.

01:33:38.560 I didn't know that.

01:33:39.560 This is what I'm saying.

01:33:39.980 I got on the bus.

01:33:40.960 I understand.

01:33:41.640 But I don't allow kids

01:33:43.280 while I'm doing hair around here.

01:33:45.220 It's just you.

01:33:46.660 That's it.

01:33:47.620 So I'm saying what I'm supposed to do.

01:33:49.640 I mean, I don't know.

01:33:50.560 That's not my problem.

01:33:52.180 I'm just supposed to do the hair.

01:33:53.840 That's all I'm supposed to do.

01:33:54.700 So, yeah, I get it.

01:33:59.680 You don't want to have seven kids

01:34:01.060 in your makeshift business.

01:34:02.880 That's already not legit.

01:34:04.480 Yeah.

01:34:04.780 And the mother who brought six children

01:34:06.660 to this acquaintance's front door

01:34:09.620 expecting free babysitting

01:34:11.020 said,

01:34:11.560 what I'm supposed to do?

01:34:13.120 Yeah.

01:34:13.640 Um, and yeah, it's so funny

01:34:15.420 because like there's this whole angle

01:34:17.720 on like social trust, right?

01:34:19.500 Where she knows this is a scumbag move

01:34:23.040 to bring six kids,

01:34:24.560 but she acts like it's his fault,

01:34:28.280 the hairdresser or whatever.

01:34:30.520 There's a certain like,

01:34:32.500 yeah, we know she's not that socially aware,

01:34:34.780 but she's not retarded enough

01:34:36.240 to not know this is a problem.

01:34:38.260 So she comes in

01:34:39.160 and puts the burden on this guy

01:34:40.580 and it's just a very weird situation.

01:34:43.720 Like you expect everyone

01:34:44.860 just to kind of go with it.

01:34:46.760 Me going into someone's apartment

01:34:48.520 or someone's house.

01:34:49.820 I'm like,

01:34:50.400 I'm a bit of a problem.

01:34:52.060 I'm six, three, two 40.

01:34:53.440 Like, ah, where am I going to sit?

01:34:55.040 You know, I got to be like this.

01:34:56.540 You're what?

01:34:57.400 Five, nine, three, 60, 65.

01:34:59.740 You're a problem too.

01:35:02.140 You got to think about it.

01:35:03.320 So no, just the sheer like will

01:35:05.420 to bring in six kids to someone's house

01:35:08.580 who you like barely know

01:35:09.560 or you know,

01:35:10.540 you didn't even run it past them.

01:35:12.180 Cause you need to get your hair did.

01:35:13.440 It's like,

01:35:13.920 it's where dumb meets sociopath.

01:35:16.740 It's somewhere in between those two.

01:35:18.760 Like you're so dumb,

01:35:19.700 you're a sociopath by accident.

01:35:22.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:35:23.040 But man, I don't know.

01:35:25.560 Like you get a big enough guy in a room

01:35:28.300 and start going like,

01:35:29.500 ah, where's he going to sit?

01:35:31.000 Ah, nah, that chair.

01:35:32.500 I don't know.

01:35:32.820 I don't trust that chair.

01:35:33.820 That's Ikea.

01:35:35.620 Six kids.

01:35:36.440 It's like the same thing.

01:35:37.640 I don't know.

01:35:37.980 So true.

01:35:38.720 So.

01:35:39.360 All right, let's move on to our next story.

01:35:41.340 This is a female police lieutenant

01:35:43.900 and she's confronted by a madman.

01:35:46.120 Look what happens.

01:35:47.780 This is in Seattle.

01:35:49.880 Guy opens the door.

01:35:51.140 I don't know why she's stopping traffic.

01:35:52.460 She steps out, launches her,

01:35:55.160 steals the car.

01:35:56.480 Mine now.

01:35:58.300 She'll probably get promoted to chief over this.

01:36:00.460 She keeps trying the door.

01:36:01.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36:03.160 Smart.

01:36:03.420 And then he drives away and she does nothing.

01:36:05.320 Not even close.

01:36:06.820 Lady cop.

01:36:07.560 She got in the cop costume and everything.

01:36:09.380 She got a gun

01:36:10.120 and then absolutely gets hip tossed out of your car.

01:36:12.680 Your car gets stolen.

01:36:13.820 There's a giant shotgun in it.

01:36:15.520 Oh, yeah.

01:36:16.060 You just armed a madman.

01:36:17.660 Probably a rifle in the back.

01:36:19.100 Oh, yeah.

01:36:19.460 And now everyone is in more danger because of you, lieutenant.

01:36:24.860 Lieutenant.

01:36:25.580 Lieutenant.

01:36:26.440 Lieutenant's pretty high up.

01:36:27.620 It's not that high, but it's higher than the sergeant.

01:36:30.960 Very.

01:36:33.640 All right.

01:36:34.180 Our next story.

01:36:35.060 This is another random attack.

01:36:36.920 The 75-year-old woman was attacked by a repeat offender.

01:36:40.340 We have the security camera.

01:36:42.020 All right.

01:36:42.320 This woman, she's walking.

01:36:44.020 She's on a street corner.

01:36:47.220 This is Seattle, too, right?

01:36:48.680 This is Seattle, I believe.

01:36:50.100 Yeah.

01:36:50.360 And then over comes a repeat offender with a stick.

01:36:54.880 There's a mirror to do well.

01:36:56.060 Wham.

01:36:56.560 Right in the face.

01:36:57.460 And then down she goes.

01:36:59.120 Random.

01:36:59.720 He's carrying a bag of shit.

01:37:01.900 He's got a stick in his hand.

01:37:03.260 It's a typical street rat.

01:37:04.620 Unkempt hair.

01:37:05.520 He's a different type of minority.

01:37:07.580 They find him with the stick.

01:37:09.080 The woman's an elderly.

01:37:10.380 Stick with the nail in it.

01:37:11.100 Stick with the nail in it.

01:37:11.960 Look what happened to her.

01:37:12.820 Here's her nice picture.

01:37:14.300 Yeah.

01:37:14.640 And here's what happened to her.

01:37:15.820 She's in the hospital.

01:37:16.480 Can you read some of the context?

01:37:17.840 Yeah.

01:37:18.180 It was an unprovoked attack.

01:37:19.720 She lost an eye and broke her nose and cheekbone.

01:37:22.600 And the guy has a long, violent record of stabbings and drugs.

01:37:27.360 So, you know, this is where we're at.

01:37:29.860 Elderly woman.

01:37:31.540 Guy's not in prison.

01:37:33.360 And he hits her with a piece of wood with a nail in it.

01:37:36.200 And I hate to show Officer Tatum on the show.

01:37:40.160 You know, with all the Israel stuff.

01:37:42.800 That's what he loves.

01:37:44.060 He did post the context.

01:37:46.180 So we had to read it.

01:37:47.200 That's what he loves.

01:37:47.780 All right.

01:37:47.920 Let's get to our next repeat.

01:37:48.680 I don't mind Officer Tatum.

01:37:49.540 He just needs to chill out.

01:37:51.500 He just needs to chill out.

01:37:52.940 He needs to reverse the deal.

01:37:54.480 Yeah.

01:37:55.740 Yeah.

01:37:56.240 All right.

01:37:56.520 Moving on.

01:37:57.260 Similar story.

01:37:58.280 65-year-old woman was fatally stabbed at Barnes & Noble in Florida,

01:38:02.120 authorities said.

01:38:03.120 A suspect is in custody, according to police.

01:38:05.680 We don't have too much context on the stabbing.

01:38:08.400 But there's a lesson in here.

01:38:10.460 This is Unkempt Dread type guy, right?

01:38:14.760 And there's a lesson in terms of, like, camouflage and surroundings, right?

01:38:21.020 This guy, with his back up against a storefront sitting on a city street,

01:38:27.140 you probably get away with it most of the time.

01:38:29.500 Still a void, but...

01:38:30.480 But when he's out and in Barnes & Noble, or say he's at a wine cellar,

01:38:34.940 something so out of place where this guy could never be, that's when he's on the prowl.

01:38:39.620 Yeah.

01:38:40.020 You see him in Barnes & Noble.

01:38:41.300 You got to lock in.

01:38:42.160 Something bad's about to happen.

01:38:43.340 It's time.

01:38:44.080 And if you're a young white man and you see this guy at Barnes & Noble,

01:38:46.980 it's time to put yourself between him and the grandmas and stuff.

01:38:50.820 Very true.

01:38:51.380 You know?

01:38:51.620 It's time to lock in.

01:38:52.700 It's time to lock in.

01:38:53.560 There's not only about the offender, I want to make the point,

01:38:57.500 it's not only about how the offender looks or how crazy he is,

01:39:00.220 but the context of where he is and where you see him.

01:39:03.100 That's important.

01:39:03.940 Very true.

01:39:04.700 It's a good point.

01:39:06.180 Next, we have a guy who is admitting to starting a fire, it sounds like.

01:39:10.680 Yeah.

01:39:11.360 Here's the video.

01:39:12.220 Don't go to that fucking shit, bitch!

01:39:14.520 Y'all see your fucking house on fucking fire, bitch!

01:39:17.000 Y'all see your fucking house on fucking fire, bitch!

01:39:19.360 I lit that shit on fucking fire, bitch!

01:39:21.320 I lit that shit on motherfucking fire, bitch!

01:39:24.540 Now how you gonna fucking recover, bitch?

01:39:26.460 What the fuck are you gonna recover, bitch?

01:39:28.900 Y'all saw your house on motherfucking fire, bitch!

01:39:31.680 And I lit that shit on fire, bitch!

01:39:32.420 We get it.

01:39:33.260 Yeah, we understand.

01:39:34.200 And obviously he's repeating, another thing to look out for,

01:39:36.940 which we always talk about.

01:39:37.860 And there's actually a new definition for the black repeating

01:39:41.240 that happens before escalation.

01:39:43.460 It's called black looping.

01:39:44.980 Yeah, someone said black looping,

01:39:46.740 the behavior, stereotypically attributed to black people,

01:39:49.580 of becoming highly agitated and repeatedly shouting

01:39:51.900 the same word or phrase over and over at high volume.

01:39:55.180 That's great.

01:39:55.840 We kind of invented that.

01:39:57.000 Yeah, someone else just kind of formalized it.

01:39:59.140 This is like, we always talked about it.

01:40:01.040 We're like sailors who saw the Galapagos Islands,

01:40:05.100 and we're like, oh yeah, look at the turtles.

01:40:07.140 And then some scientist came after us

01:40:08.720 and then named them all, gave them a scientific name.

01:40:10.780 So we saw them first.

01:40:12.080 We knew what it was first.

01:40:14.060 And there's a thing now where black fatigue

01:40:16.560 is becoming black exhaustion.

01:40:18.980 Oh, yeah.

01:40:20.680 Saw that first.

01:40:21.600 I don't know.

01:40:22.460 Who's going to write that one up?

01:40:23.820 What's after that?

01:40:24.780 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:40:26.660 You done?

01:40:27.200 You cutting it off?

01:40:27.900 We got so much stuff.

01:40:28.840 We wasted so much time in housekeeping.

01:40:30.220 Hey, we got some stuff,

01:40:31.240 but that's all going to be in bonus land.

01:40:33.080 So if you guys want the stuff that didn't make it,

01:40:35.380 that is very good.

01:40:36.640 Go to bonus land.

01:40:37.700 Fleckistalks.com is the website.

01:40:39.680 And also, we did four bonus lands during break.

01:40:43.500 Okay.

01:40:43.680 So there's a lot of backlog content.

01:40:45.460 And then obviously,

01:40:45.920 we do a bonus land with every show before that.

01:40:47.820 So Fleckistalks.com is the website.

01:40:49.600 Go join bonus land.

01:40:50.800 You'll have a lot to do.

01:40:52.200 Join the community.

01:40:53.260 That's the end of Urban Decay.

01:40:54.380 We're now moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:40:55.620 We have a lot of uplifting stuff today.

01:40:57.680 Our first story,

01:40:58.740 this took place on the LIRR,

01:41:01.000 the Long Island Railroad, it looks like.

01:41:02.860 I've ridden on that.

01:41:03.860 I have too.

01:41:04.580 And there's some sort of urban conflict happening.

01:41:09.140 And listen to how the people respond.

01:41:11.080 I don't know why.

01:41:12.200 I don't know why.

01:41:13.240 Silence.

01:41:16.480 Holy night.

01:41:19.600 Holy night.

01:41:22.700 Holy night.

01:41:26.060 Night on words in my hands.

01:41:31.040 We are a sucker.

01:41:32.180 Holy night.

01:41:34.860 We are a sucker.

01:41:36.640 We are a sucker.

01:41:38.160 Isn't that nice?

01:41:39.240 You got to drown out the ice spice fight going on in the back of the train.

01:41:43.800 And I think that's Biggie Smalls and ice spice right there.

01:41:46.540 And they're not happy.

01:41:47.520 They're beefing.

01:41:48.360 That is how you got to do it.

01:41:49.700 Get the micro Draco out next.

01:41:51.380 Oh,

01:41:52.020 you make that thing talk.

01:41:53.500 Make that thing talk,

01:41:54.780 young lady.

01:41:55.560 All right.

01:41:55.980 Next,

01:41:56.300 this guy was filming himself doing like a social media joke in the doctor's office,

01:42:01.520 but then he gets caught by the doctor.

01:42:11.800 Hey,

01:42:12.840 how are you?

01:42:13.300 I'm all right.

01:42:14.380 What's going on?

01:42:15.120 Nothing much.

01:42:16.380 The guy goes,

01:42:17.140 what's going on?

01:42:18.020 How much do you think this guy weighs?

01:42:20.260 400?

01:42:21.060 No,

01:42:21.380 more.

01:42:22.080 Yeah,

01:42:22.340 he's big.

01:42:23.100 440,

01:42:23.660 450,

01:42:24.540 460.

01:42:25.080 440,

01:42:25.440 460,

01:42:26.180 twerking on the doctor's office.

01:42:27.480 Brother,

01:42:27.700 you need medical intervention.

01:42:29.580 What's going on?

01:42:30.120 No,

01:42:30.340 nothing.

01:42:30.640 How do you do it?

01:42:31.240 Nothing.

01:42:31.600 What were you doing?

01:42:32.240 Is this the way you're here for the weight loss surgery?

01:42:34.020 You pig.

01:42:34.760 All right.

01:42:35.100 Next,

01:42:35.420 this guy had a new year's Eve celebration that got kind of out of hand.

01:42:38.980 All right.

01:42:50.260 So he let off what?

01:42:51.120 A hundred alarms?

01:42:52.280 I don't care.

01:42:52.540 Yeah.

01:42:52.800 He let off a ton of fire alarms.

01:42:54.720 Isn't that crazy?

01:42:55.740 Yeah.

01:42:56.780 So that's uplifting because he did something.

01:43:00.020 Okay.

01:43:00.680 All right.

01:43:01.220 All right.

01:43:01.540 Lock back in.

01:43:02.520 All right.

01:43:02.940 Locking in next.

01:43:03.880 And we're live at planet fitness.

01:43:06.740 Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes.

01:43:09.720 That's a hat trick of reps right there.

01:43:11.700 Now over to Emma Malte with the hack squad.

01:43:14.380 Talk about team carrying strength.

01:43:16.260 And here comes Emily Clark going for a new PR.

01:43:19.220 She likes the lamp with that lift.

01:43:21.200 Wow.

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01:43:23.220 Hard to believe you get all of that with one membership.

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01:43:34.660 A corn dog.

01:43:36.060 You guys know what a corn dog is?

01:43:37.740 We're playing this in the background.

01:43:39.540 This guy makes a brisket and cheese corn dog,

01:43:42.600 and he squishes it together.

01:43:44.180 He dips it in the stuff.

01:43:45.220 He makes the corn dog.

01:43:46.480 It looks fantastic.

01:43:48.140 Anything can be corn dogged, that means.

01:43:50.480 Yeah.

01:43:50.920 There's a whole new genre of food we never even thought about

01:43:53.800 where you can corn dog anything.

01:43:56.040 You're talking about the corn dog as a platform, as a vehicle.

01:44:00.080 Yeah.

01:44:00.400 Yeah.

01:44:00.980 It's not just corn dogs.

01:44:01.920 And you load it with whatever.

01:44:02.560 Corn dog Reuben.

01:44:04.100 Ooh.

01:44:04.740 Corn dog French dip.

01:44:05.540 D-Botown Deli would like that.

01:44:07.300 Corn dog French dip.

01:44:08.680 Okay.

01:44:09.120 I'm with you, actually.

01:44:10.600 What else can you corn dog?

01:44:11.360 You finally didn't.

01:44:12.440 I'm thinking of corn dog type desserts.

01:44:15.340 Corn dog sausage, and the batter is pancake,

01:44:18.240 and you dip it in syrup.

01:44:19.720 What?

01:44:20.160 You'd think McDonald's or Burger King,

01:44:21.900 or someone would have done that by now.

01:44:23.720 You'd think someone would have done that.

01:44:25.160 You can corn dog anything.

01:44:26.280 You can use corn bread as the corn dog outside.

01:44:28.820 You can use pancake as the corn dog outside.

01:44:30.980 You can use corn dog.

01:44:31.540 Dip it in gravy.

01:44:32.720 Corn dog, or, yeah.

01:44:35.640 Dip it in gravy, like biscuits and gravy type thing.

01:44:38.680 You can change everything.

01:44:40.200 It's all interchangeable.

01:44:42.120 All right, moving on.

01:44:43.300 That's pretty good.

01:44:44.160 I agree.

01:44:44.840 And then next, this Italian deli gives us a tip

01:44:46.860 on how to cut your sandwich without squishing it weird.

01:44:49.320 Did not make the sandwich messy?

01:44:52.400 Cut it first, look.

01:44:58.400 He cuts it first, then he puts it on backwards, though.

01:45:01.280 It's all right.

01:45:04.380 Doesn't that make it less messy?

01:45:05.940 Yeah, definitely.

01:45:06.880 Definitely.

01:45:07.260 I don't like the backwards, though.

01:45:08.420 And that deli is in Arthur Ave, which is in Brooklyn,

01:45:11.360 which is, if you guys know, in your New Yorker local,

01:45:14.820 go to the Italian deli place, that's a great spot.

01:45:17.180 Okay.

01:45:18.100 Next.

01:45:18.660 You're a big Brooklyn guy.

01:45:19.820 You know, I used to go to Arthur Ave

01:45:21.360 to get Christmas Eve ingredients.

01:45:23.540 You never went to Brooklyn.

01:45:24.900 I did.

01:45:25.560 You never went to Brooklyn.

01:45:26.280 Our family has roots on Arthur Ave.

01:45:29.440 Now you're lying.

01:45:30.340 Nope.

01:45:30.520 He's lying.

01:45:31.340 I caught him lying at the end of uplifting gold for no reason.

01:45:34.240 Swear to God.

01:45:36.760 Fleckaz used to do this thing where he goes,

01:45:38.220 I swear to God.

01:45:39.460 I never did that.

01:45:40.500 You think he got out of it.

01:45:41.680 I swear to God.

01:45:42.520 You're a criminal and a liar,

01:45:43.660 and you have no ties to the Bronx.

01:45:46.120 Family roots.

01:45:47.400 Arthur Ave.

01:45:48.240 Okay.

01:45:48.680 I trust you.

01:45:49.340 All right.

01:45:49.660 Next, we have uplifting gold.

01:45:51.300 There is discrimination against white people,

01:45:53.240 as you guys know,

01:45:54.020 but now there's a pathway to solve it.

01:45:56.240 I'm Andrea Lucas,

01:45:57.540 chair of the U.S.

01:45:58.520 Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

01:46:00.240 Are you a white male who's experienced discrimination at work based on your race or sex?

01:46:05.980 You may have a claim to recover money under federal civil rights laws.

01:46:10.120 Contact the EEOC as soon as possible.

01:46:12.840 Time limits are typically strict for filing a claim.

01:46:16.480 The EEOC is the federal agency charged with enforcing federal anti-discrimination law against businesses and other private sector employers.

01:46:25.780 It's pretty good.

01:46:26.660 I'm glad we have a resource.

01:46:27.920 And if you guys have been discriminated against, go do that.

01:46:30.500 Yes.

01:46:31.120 All right.

01:46:31.460 Our final clip of the show, the Pure Americana clip of the week.

01:46:34.300 This kid is practicing hunting.

01:46:36.060 He hit him.

01:46:47.840 He shot him.

01:46:48.660 He hit him.

01:46:49.660 Isn't that pretty good?

01:46:50.560 That's good.

01:46:51.180 You got close enough.

01:46:51.800 Hit him with a Nerf gun.

01:46:52.660 Good for that little kid.

01:46:53.700 He'll be a good hunter one day.

01:46:55.240 That's all it is, getting close to the animal.

01:46:58.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

01:46:58.840 And you take the shot.

01:47:00.120 All right.

01:47:00.460 That's the end of the show.

01:47:01.160 We do have some shout outs.

01:47:02.180 We have a happy birthday to Garrett, whose birthday was on December 15th.

01:47:05.860 We missed it before break, but we had to shout him out.

01:47:09.000 He is a show watcher.

01:47:10.620 He watches daily.

01:47:12.300 And he's a very hardworking, selfless guy who provides for his family.

01:47:15.320 So that's the type of guy we like.

01:47:16.900 Happy birthday, Garrett.

01:47:17.840 Happy birthday, Garrett.

01:47:18.780 We have happy birthday to Michelle on December 28th.

01:47:21.280 And also, congrats on your marriage.

01:47:23.240 Their first date with her and Chip.

01:47:25.520 Their first date.

01:47:26.580 Michelle and Chip.

01:47:27.380 Michelle and Chip.

01:47:28.200 Their first date was 31 years ago on New Year's Eve in 1994.

01:47:32.600 And Chip is in the military actively.

01:47:34.680 So thank you for your service.

01:47:35.620 It's Chip.

01:47:36.180 Whoa.

01:47:36.700 And Chip.

01:47:37.440 What's Chip short for?

01:47:38.860 I don't know.

01:47:39.780 I don't know.

01:47:40.280 I picture a motorcycle cop.

01:47:42.140 Chip-stifer?

01:47:43.020 Chip-stifer.

01:47:44.100 Yeah.

01:47:44.700 I like Chip, though.

01:47:46.160 That's rare.

01:47:46.780 It's going away.

01:47:48.080 It's going away.

01:47:48.960 Is it a name that comes from anything?

01:47:50.700 Or do you have like a kid with a chip tooth and you call him Chip forever?

01:47:53.800 I think it's just Chip.

01:47:55.140 I think it's...

01:47:55.580 Oh, maybe Charles.

01:47:56.940 Maybe Charles or something like that.

01:47:58.580 That's an old school name that got away from us.

01:48:01.060 Chip.

01:48:01.480 Thank you, Chip.

01:48:02.260 Congrats on your marriage and happy birthday to Michelle on December 28th.

01:48:06.640 Happy birthday.

01:48:07.580 And then we have a happy birthday to Christian who turned 28 on January 5th yesterday.

01:48:12.080 He's a bonus lander and a Farmer Bills enjoyer.

01:48:15.140 Who?

01:48:15.620 What's the name?

01:48:16.300 Christian.

01:48:16.900 Christian.

01:48:17.520 All right.

01:48:17.840 Happy birthday, Christian.

01:48:18.840 Happy birthday, Christian.

01:48:19.480 Hey, guys.

01:48:20.040 We're back.

01:48:20.860 The show is back.

01:48:21.840 We didn't lose the edge.

01:48:23.280 I was scared we were going to come back and not be able to do the show anymore because

01:48:26.120 we forgot how to do it.

01:48:27.560 But that is not the case.

01:48:28.860 This was a upper middle third episode, which is great.

01:48:32.160 It's all you can ask for.

01:48:33.220 It's easy.

01:48:34.080 Very grateful for you guys watching, especially all the way through.

01:48:37.340 If you want to join bonus land for 30 extra minutes, that's going to happen tomorrow

01:48:40.880 at 11 a.m. on FluckusTalks.com.

01:48:43.160 Thank you guys for watching.

01:48:44.180 We hope you had a nice break.

01:48:45.320 Happy New Year.

01:48:46.280 We are back.

01:48:47.500 We will see you on Friday.

01:48:50.000 We will see you on Friday.

01:49:19.980 We'll see you on Friday.

01:49:21.980 We'll see you on Friday.

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01:50:19.740 It's exactly what the feds

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01:50:27.060 But it could be a distraction

01:50:31.720 And that rings true to me

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01:52:49.280 Yeah, watching old episodes

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01:53:44.520 Domino, I will be back in seven dark nights

01:53:49.240 And we're live at Planet Fitness

01:53:55.620 Here's Natalie Spooner firing up the battle ropes

01:53:58.620 That's a hat trick of reps right there

01:54:00.860 Now over to Emma Malte with the Hack Squad

01:54:03.620 Talk about team carrying strength

01:54:05.500 And here comes Emily Clark going for a new PR

01:54:08.160 She lights the lamp with that lift

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 06, 2026

MOM BRINGS 6 KIDS TO HAIR APPOINTMENT

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