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00:00:20.720 Today on the show, the hermit came and went.

00:00:23.960 But how will these natural disasters affect voting next month?

00:00:27.860 Then in cringe of the week, a new app helps Gen Z be even more antisocial and weird than ever. 0.99

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00:03:13.320 Hey, we took a lot of Farmer Bill's with us on our evacuation.

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00:03:22.400 Obviously, the hurricane came and went.

00:03:24.900 We evacuated and we're doing the show abroad.

00:03:27.720 Yeah.

00:03:28.320 In a special location.

00:03:29.640 Barely put the set together.

00:03:31.080 But here we are.

00:03:32.000 Hopefully, it looks the same to you guys.

00:03:33.640 If you hadn't noticed.

00:03:34.360 We have used this table before on the podcast.

00:03:36.420 So there are some relics of the past.

00:03:38.800 But, you know.

00:03:39.340 This is the New Orleans podcast table.

00:03:41.520 This is the Adjust and Improvise podcast.

00:03:43.840 We're on.

00:03:44.340 We're time to go mobile.

00:03:45.980 Yeah.

00:03:46.600 Exactly.

00:03:47.580 And, you know, from the hurricane, I actually learned a lot about Richard Ratboy.

00:03:51.680 You know, there's certain people who target M&Ms in trail mix.

00:03:56.720 Mm-hmm.

00:03:57.060 And there are certain people who don't.

00:03:58.520 They just take handfuls and get what they get.

00:04:00.480 Oh, yeah.

00:04:01.000 So which one am I?

00:04:02.120 He's an M&M targeter.

00:04:04.080 I leave a lot on the table, to be honest, too.

00:04:06.800 Also, I'm an almond avoider.

00:04:09.120 Yeah.

00:04:09.400 He dumps the almonds and the Brazilian nuts back in.

00:04:12.320 Yeah.

00:04:12.560 So when you're in the bottom third of the trail mix, there's no M&M relief.

00:04:17.160 It's all just not that tasty bar nut.

00:04:20.040 And to be fair to myself, to be fair to myself, this is personal trail mix.

00:04:24.200 I would never do such a thing on shared trail mix.

00:04:27.240 So if you thought that was shared trail mix, I apologize to you.

00:04:31.180 And I made the mistake.

00:04:31.820 Because it was not.

00:04:32.540 That was personal trail mix.

00:04:33.900 And I made the mistake of eating, like, all of our non-refrigerated dry goods before the power went out, which I also did the last Hermitcane.

00:04:41.240 So I'm not learning a lot of lessons from the Hermitcane themselves. 0.51

00:04:44.300 Hurricanes, when you have to leave, you gain.

00:04:46.760 There's, like, it's the J.D. Vance fat picture.

00:04:49.260 You gain weight.

00:04:50.460 And we were leaving on, what was it, Tuesday?

00:04:54.500 Mm-hmm.

00:04:55.020 We were leaving on Tuesday, and Fleck is just like, yo, you want a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel?

00:04:58.720 He was ordering them.

00:04:59.840 I'm like, already?

00:05:01.160 So it goes quick, man.

00:05:02.920 You know how it goes.

00:05:03.640 Like, you order Chinese food.

00:05:04.740 What happens next?

00:05:05.960 Gotta order pizza.

00:05:07.080 I know.

00:05:08.240 It's a domino falling.

00:05:09.660 It's a small domino.

00:05:10.560 And then all of a sudden, it's a 20-pound hurricane.

00:05:13.180 It is.

00:05:13.700 And then we just had a 20-pound hurricane, and here we are.

00:05:15.860 And then, you know, I'm probably going to have to do a seven-day fast again in the next few weeks.

00:05:21.020 Exactly.

00:05:21.540 But we survived, I guess.

00:05:23.460 Are we going to talk about that at all?

00:05:24.680 Hurricane took a sharp turn.

00:05:26.480 Yeah.

00:05:26.740 We didn't really get hit.

00:05:29.220 But power is out.

00:05:30.440 Internet's out.

00:05:31.280 Power's out.

00:05:31.780 Trees are everywhere.

00:05:32.600 Wind blew.

00:05:33.200 Power line's down.

00:05:34.400 Water didn't surge this time.

00:05:35.960 Water didn't surge.

00:05:36.840 It actually got sucked out.

00:05:38.140 Which is interesting.

00:05:39.100 Mm-hmm.

00:05:39.260 All right.

00:05:39.760 And then there was actually a funny tweet about the hurricanes that I thought we should mention early in the show.

00:05:45.000 Stop naming these hurricanes after mild-mannered white men. 0.99

00:05:47.840 Hurricane Kwan would have me packing all my shit. 1.00

00:05:50.760 There you go. 0.99

00:05:51.440 Exactly.

00:05:52.000 Yeah.

00:05:52.400 But we can never have a Hurricane Ladarius.

00:05:54.940 Why?

00:05:55.280 Because you can't attribute anything negative to black people, even though, on average, Ladarius's are probably more destructive than Milton's. 0.99

00:06:03.360 Yeah. 0.97

00:06:03.900 For sure.

00:06:05.360 Milton is particularly corny.

00:06:06.880 Like, a particularly corny one.

00:06:08.200 So, if you lost your house to Milton, it would be like, Milton?

00:06:11.140 You have to remember.

00:06:11.940 You know, like, Katrina, right?

00:06:14.640 Hurricane Katrina.

00:06:15.540 It's just like a mind game.

00:06:17.400 It's in everyone's heads.

00:06:18.560 Imagine if you remembered Milton for the next 40 years.

00:06:21.480 Yeah.

00:06:21.900 Kind of, it should be Ladarius.

00:06:23.300 It should be.

00:06:24.080 Ladarius.

00:06:24.860 I lost my house to Ladarius. 1.00

00:06:27.100 What's the reason that the namers of the hurricane aren't using Ladarius?

00:06:31.400 Are they trying to say that Ladarius isn't a real name?

00:06:33.780 Ooh.

00:06:34.280 That ain't right.

00:06:34.880 But, yeah, Ladarius ran through the neighborhood and everything got wrecked.

00:06:40.080 That would make sense.

00:06:41.900 I saw a lot of people in this hurricane using Flex Seal.

00:06:44.940 Yeah.

00:06:45.100 You know, the stuff on the infomercials, Flex Seal.

00:06:47.880 And this one's kind of a bit, and it may be in poor taste, but let it play.

00:06:52.520 Everybody likes to wonder if the Flex Seal hurricane-proof goop works.

00:06:59.040 And it did.

00:07:03.840 It even withstood the fire that came after.

00:07:06.540 Yeah.

00:07:07.020 So, the Flex Seal is a good move.

00:07:09.140 That's actually good marketing.

00:07:10.420 Flex Seal held up during a fire.

00:07:12.020 But, yeah, I saw some people ratchet strapping their roofs down.

00:07:15.340 I saw some redneck engineering, and people don't post follow-ups enough. 1.00

00:07:21.520 We can't check in again after it. 1.00

00:07:23.520 Lots of Florida shit. 0.99

00:07:24.740 Flex Seal, we're going to rank that mostly false right now, but we'll see. 0.99

00:07:29.220 I was impressed with what I saw Flex Seal-wise.

00:07:32.120 And then Florida did the right thing, too.

00:07:34.340 They had shelters for everybody, but then if you're a sex offender, this is where you're

00:07:38.180 supposed to go instead of the shelter.

00:07:39.480 The sheriff's office will ensure that that is a safe environment for anyone that comes

00:07:44.560 there.

00:07:45.480 Anyone that comes in will be checked to make sure that they are not a fugitive and not

00:07:50.000 wanted, not a sex offender.

00:07:52.040 If you are a predator, you are not allowed at the room fire shelter.

00:07:57.260 If you are designated under Florida law as a sex predator and you need shelter, you need

00:08:03.300 to go to the Sheriff Perry Hall Inmate Detention Facility.

00:08:06.600 That's the county jail on Justice Lane.

00:08:09.200 So if you're a sex offender, you can go spend the night in jail.

00:08:12.340 Makes sense to me.

00:08:13.320 And every time you look when Florida or seeing if other states do something or Florida, it's

00:08:18.300 always just Florida using common sense.

00:08:20.740 Sex offenders can't be with the elderly and the children and everything like that.

00:08:24.460 So you love to see it, right?

00:08:26.320 Big time.

00:08:27.000 And then Kamala did a press conference a couple of days ago about the Hermit Cain.

00:08:32.040 And she kind of realized, I think during it, that it was a live broadcast and she tries

00:08:36.660 to signal to her team.

00:08:37.920 Look what she says. 0.81

00:08:38.560 In flood, we really got to watch those areas and those communities.

00:08:43.080 So it takes quite a while for that water to drain.

00:08:45.880 It's like what you do in middle school and during the test or something.

00:08:49.980 You cover your mouth.

00:08:51.740 I guess the whole point of that was to tell her team it was a live broadcast.

00:08:55.720 Maybe they're used to doing pre-recorded broadcasts that they can edit themselves.

00:09:00.160 Like the 60-minute interview?

00:09:02.060 That's what I think happened there.

00:09:03.440 Yeah.

00:09:03.640 Where it's like, hey guys, it's not what we thought.

00:09:05.500 We were planning on just taking this interview, slicing it up and sending it back to be released.

00:09:10.060 But we got her live.

00:09:12.020 Yeah.

00:09:12.180 And she kind of showed her cards.

00:09:13.540 And she was trying.

00:09:14.620 She was trying to insert herself.

00:09:15.980 Trying to call Ron DeSantis and stuff.

00:09:18.020 And doing a little of this and that.

00:09:20.220 And it's like, lady, you're not really in power right now.

00:09:23.180 Joe Biden was taking the calls.

00:09:24.540 And it seems like the Joe Biden Kamala beef is heating up.

00:09:27.220 He's like, I already called him.

00:09:28.740 You know, he's getting kind of that dementia anger.

00:09:30.740 I already talked to Ron.

00:09:32.120 Yeah.

00:09:32.520 Kamala's just obviously angling for good PR or, you know, FaceTime, right? 0.99

00:09:36.380 Yeah.

00:09:36.860 Joe Biden's becoming our guy.

00:09:39.460 I think endorse Trump, Joe?

00:09:41.540 He's getting red-pilled.

00:09:42.220 He's getting dementia, more dementia.

00:09:44.020 And he's forgetting all of like the things that he's involved in, all the propaganda.

00:09:47.500 And he's kind of just like, oh, that Trump guy, not so bad.

00:09:49.900 Yeah, the TV in his White House bedroom is stuck on Fox News.

00:09:53.500 And he doesn't know how to change the remote.

00:09:55.060 So he's just kind of going to become our guy.

00:09:57.380 Exactly.

00:09:58.220 Lieutenant Dan, he was a Tampa local who rode the storm out in a boat.

00:10:03.220 Yeah.

00:10:03.660 He really stood out.

00:10:05.860 He went really viral because he was staying.

00:10:07.720 But there was one clip that I thought would be important to show on the show.

00:10:11.700 Can you let it rip?

00:10:12.900 Catch up with an individual who is riding it out on his boat.

00:10:15.800 He's refusing to leave.

00:10:17.320 What would you say to individuals like that who did not evacuate from Zones A and B?

00:10:23.040 Well, that would probably take you right back to the statement that I made with Caitlin the other day.

00:10:28.020 And we have tried so many times with that individual to get him off of that boat.

00:10:33.960 And the officers will eventually just take him into custody and for his own good.

00:10:39.080 Because he's not going to survive in a sailboat in the bay with anywhere from 8 to 12 feet of storm surge.

00:10:48.400 Are you saying he would be arrested?

00:10:50.260 Well, for Baker Act, for his own protective custody.

00:10:54.020 And it may be-

00:10:54.500 So that's interesting.

00:10:55.280 I'm no fan of Lieutenant Dan.

00:10:57.660 Yeah.

00:10:57.800 I don't really know him or care about him.

00:10:59.600 But if he wants to die in a hurricane, that's his ride.

00:11:03.240 That's his ride as an American.

00:11:04.840 And this is the mayor of Tampa talking about Baker acting him.

00:11:08.220 For what?

00:11:08.660 He's not crazy.

00:11:09.460 He knows the surge is coming. 1.00

00:11:11.240 He's just a little fucked up. 1.00

00:11:12.660 Let him do what he wants. 1.00

00:11:13.620 If he wants to die, he's going to die on his boat. 0.94

00:11:15.720 It's called going down swinging. 0.93

00:11:17.040 And it's American as it gets.

00:11:18.260 It's as American as it gets.

00:11:19.420 We saw that movie.

00:11:20.140 Remember that movie where he goes up the wave and comes back?

00:11:22.360 Yeah.

00:11:23.460 What movie was that?

00:11:24.540 Perfect story.

00:11:25.300 I was going to say, what movie?

00:11:26.740 Mark Wahlberg, right?

00:11:27.820 Mark Wahlberg, Perfect Storm.

00:11:29.120 The other guy.

00:11:30.320 I think Mark Wahlberg doesn't make it back after that, though, brother.

00:11:33.120 But that's his right.

00:11:34.160 That's his right to go right into the Perfect Storm on a Boston shipping vessel.

00:11:38.660 He had a broken freezer full of tuna.

00:11:40.880 Yeah.

00:11:41.280 It's a big payday.

00:11:42.540 So that clip stood out to me because it really is his right to die in a hurricane.

00:11:47.740 And if the government is going to say, because there's a disaster, we're going to kind

00:11:52.560 of like temporarily take your rights away.

00:11:54.980 That's what a lot of Democrats are up to, right?

00:11:58.640 It's eerily familiar.

00:12:00.420 Yeah.

00:12:00.600 Now the government could create disasters to take your rights away, which we all know

00:12:05.480 is what they do.

00:12:07.680 Well, and that's the thing with they take a law, the Baker Act, which is for severely mentally

00:12:13.320 disturbed people.

00:12:13.920 And they're like, well, we're just going to apply it here because nothing matters and

00:12:16.740 we're in charge.

00:12:17.360 We know best.

00:12:18.240 Yeah.

00:12:18.500 We're going to take you into custody.

00:12:19.740 We know best.

00:12:20.400 And then the guy didn't even die.

00:12:21.720 He survived.

00:12:22.420 He's fine.

00:12:22.980 Yeah.

00:12:24.000 So the mayor of Tampa, you were going to step on everyone's rights like that for nothing.

00:12:29.760 Exactly.

00:12:30.440 And then we had Joe Biden do a press conference.

00:12:33.340 He was addressing some of the rumors that the government controls the weather.

00:12:38.080 Now the claims are getting even more bizarre.

00:12:40.980 Congressman Marjorie Taylor Greene, a congresswoman of Georgia, is now saying the federal government

00:12:45.000 is literally controlling the weather.

00:12:46.900 We're controlling the weather.

00:12:47.900 Well, if you believe that everything Joe Biden says is a lie, the government controls the weather.

00:12:55.900 Yeah.

00:12:56.060 If you're on inverse Biden, you have to go for everything.

00:12:59.560 And that's the thing, too.

00:13:00.400 It's like, oh, yeah, it's so crazy.

00:13:01.960 Marjorie Taylor Greene, the government controls the weather.

00:13:04.520 But, you know, pay more taxes and you have to drive an electric vehicle so we can fix the

00:13:08.620 weather.

00:13:09.100 Right.

00:13:09.340 That's a good point, too.

00:13:10.240 And then also all those patents of, like, cloud seeding and weather machines, no one

00:13:16.080 made those.

00:13:16.780 Forget about that.

00:13:17.880 Yeah.

00:13:18.100 It's like 40 years ago.

00:13:19.640 No one ended up making those.

00:13:21.340 And didn't that cloud seeding contribute to all that Dubai flooding recently, too?

00:13:26.680 But, yeah, we can control the weather.

00:13:28.880 And, again, the climate change thing, like, oh, all these hurricanes coming so quick.

00:13:32.700 It's climate change.

00:13:33.560 Democrats obviously love, like, a big nebulous thing they don't have to really get into the

00:13:38.220 nitty gritty details on.

00:13:39.240 And they could just attribute it to it and then say, like, see, we told you.

00:13:43.100 And if there were no hurricanes, they wouldn't mention anything.

00:13:45.780 That's a good point.

00:13:46.460 It's just that weird, like, you know, two-way go where they say if it happens, it's because

00:13:51.760 of that.

00:13:52.180 And if it doesn't, we don't mention it, right?

00:13:53.680 Yeah.

00:13:54.180 And, obviously, the hurricane responses so far, in my opinion, have been kind of a disaster

00:13:58.280 all over, especially North Carolina.

00:14:00.160 They sent a whole pallet of electric chainsaws to North Carolina, an area that has no power.

00:14:06.400 And here we have the picture of that.

00:14:08.240 Yeah.

00:14:08.600 Yeah.

00:14:08.980 So, I mean, and to be fair, like, you could use them on generators and stuff like that,

00:14:13.160 but it's just kind of like...

00:14:14.240 Or they're disposable.

00:14:15.100 You use them once until the battery's out, throw it away, get another one.

00:14:18.460 You get one hour of chainsawing and then it's over.

00:14:20.840 Yeah.

00:14:20.860 That would be, like, the same efficiency as the government.

00:14:23.200 So, it's not that crazy.

00:14:24.320 True.

00:14:24.480 And I'm wondering, I see stuff like this, and I see how bad FEMA is reacting to all

00:14:30.140 these natural disasters, and it makes me wonder, are they purposely reacting poorly?

00:14:36.080 Are they purposely not trying to solve the problem?

00:14:38.640 Why would anyone do that?

00:14:40.240 Well, as we all know, there's an election in three weeks.

00:14:43.440 How are the disaster areas going to be affected when it comes to voting?

00:14:47.480 There was a Fox report about exactly that in North Carolina.

00:14:51.100 Evening, Jesse.

00:14:51.860 They were talking about major changes in the voting process.

00:14:55.720 Now, this is, they say, designed to help displaced voters in the Tar Heel state not

00:14:59.740 only cast their ballots, but also make sure they have their voices heard this November.

00:15:04.180 However, some Republicans are expressing deep reservations about the plan because of concerns

00:15:10.060 about voter integrity.

00:15:11.580 Now, the changes were approved by unanimous vote by the bipartisan board coming just 10

00:15:17.480 days before early voting begins in the battleground state, and even as mail-in voting is already

00:15:23.260 underway.

00:15:23.960 Now, a couple of the changes I want to tell you about, including this, voters in the 13

00:15:27.840 counties that have been heavily affected by Hurricane Helene will now have more ways to

00:15:33.220 obtain and deliver absentee ballots.

00:15:36.160 By the way, more storms coming, possibly.

00:15:38.780 Easier access to absentee ballots, more time to apply for ballots, drop-off anywhere in the

00:15:43.840 state, assistance teams to help collect those ballots.

00:15:47.580 And then the drop-off anywhere in the state is interesting because, you know, in the situations

00:15:51.620 where there's a voter turnout that exceeds the registered voters, so like 110% voter turnout,

00:15:57.060 you're now going to have that more often because people are going to be sending their ballots in

00:16:01.080 at other parts of the state.

00:16:02.240 Yeah.

00:16:02.400 And the part that, the area in North Carolina where people got wiped out is a very red area.

00:16:08.320 So there's a lot of people who probably won't even show up to vote because they have nothing

00:16:12.760 to go back to.

00:16:13.440 Maybe they left the state.

00:16:14.920 They're not going to go all the way back just to vote.

00:16:17.380 So it's very sketchy, and obviously it is in a very red area.

00:16:21.880 And that kind of, when I see that, it doesn't smell right.

00:16:26.880 But then Jason from the All In podcast would go, well, why would the government use a disaster

00:16:30.960 to try and steal an election?

00:16:32.820 So true.

00:16:34.080 So true.

00:16:34.880 And you know what?

00:16:35.580 I mean, there's this certain thing.

00:16:37.120 There's voter integrity.

00:16:38.220 There's no chain of custody on a ballot.

00:16:40.220 There's no official, like, oh, you hand it here and then this happens.

00:16:43.280 It's just a piece of paper with writing on it.

00:16:45.660 You know?

00:16:46.360 We're the side who wants IDs to vote, and they're the side who's, obviously this is 0.99

00:16:51.080 bipartisan in an extenuating circumstance, but like, just send it anywhere. 0.99

00:16:55.140 Fucking anywhere. 0.98

00:16:55.840 I'll take it in. 1.00

00:16:56.960 Take one tomorrow.

00:16:57.860 Here, take two.

00:16:59.160 That's basically the energy, right?

00:17:00.900 That is the energy.

00:17:01.760 And then there's also reports that more hurricanes are coming.

00:17:04.580 So if they keep hammering areas, especially red areas, which is like also western Florida,

00:17:10.400 with hurricanes and disasters, I think you could get voter turnout to go down in automatically

00:17:16.840 red areas, which could be interesting.

00:17:18.480 Because if you look at the polling now, you know, there's all these breakdowns of which swing

00:17:23.140 states Trump needs and Kamala needs and which ones are close.

00:17:26.300 Trump's ahead in every swing state, basically.

00:17:27.800 He's ahead in every swing state.

00:17:28.960 Or even.

00:17:29.520 And then electoral, college-wise, he's getting over 270 at this point.

00:17:34.200 But then if you steal a state that was kind of automatically red and no one's really accounting

00:17:39.240 for in the, and when they put this together, it kind of could make sense and be a little

00:17:45.080 peek behind the curtain when it comes to what their plan is, maybe to steal a red state that 0.96

00:17:49.780 had recent natural disasters.

00:17:51.820 Absolutely.

00:17:52.520 Yeah.

00:17:52.740 So that's the end of our hurricane section.

00:17:55.740 We're going to move on.

00:17:56.660 Before we get into the politics section, we have some good news.

00:17:59.980 It looks like KJP, Perrine Jean-Pierre, is a show watcher because she's been henchman-maxing.

00:18:05.800 Yeah.

00:18:06.200 And this is a true henchman, henchman-maxing.

00:18:09.780 She's like a henchman for the administration, like literally by definition. 1.00

00:18:13.940 And she got the pinstripe suit.

00:18:16.280 Pretty good.

00:18:17.280 Yeah.

00:18:17.620 So she obviously watches the show.

00:18:19.620 She skips cringe. 1.00

00:18:20.520 She doesn't, she's a lesbian, so she skips cringe. 1.00

00:18:23.500 But she likes Urban Decay, I hear.

00:18:25.260 Yeah.

00:18:25.480 She's in the zoot suit here.

00:18:27.320 And that's a good Halloween costume if you'd like to be KJP. 0.95

00:18:30.620 So I'm glad to know she's a show watcher and she's henchman-maxing.

00:18:33.540 We told everyone to do that.

00:18:34.760 Yeah.

00:18:35.400 Only a few people were listening.

00:18:36.780 I know.

00:18:37.560 So let's get into our politics section.

00:18:39.360 Tim Waltz is doing bows now.

00:18:43.620 Let's go!

00:18:47.160 Full bow.

00:18:49.680 Full bow, which he probably learned in China, a place he's been a million times.

00:18:54.020 Yep.

00:18:54.580 And Kamala has also been displaying some Eastern tendencies as well.

00:19:00.140 She did an interview the other day and she has a brand new accent.

00:19:03.700 Have you no empathy, man?

00:19:06.340 Yes.

00:19:06.620 You know, for the suffering of other people.

00:19:11.540 Have you no sense of purpose?

00:19:15.760 Is that like Indian? 0.99

00:19:17.160 What the hell? 0.98

00:19:18.000 I don't even know. 0.99

00:19:18.980 I sense some Jamaican in there.

00:19:21.200 Irish?

00:19:21.740 Which she is.

00:19:22.700 Yeah.

00:19:23.020 Jamaican-Irish.

00:19:23.960 It was Jamaican-Irish 50-50. 0.88

00:19:25.620 I don't know what that was, but wasn't she drunk on that show too? 0.54

00:19:28.560 Wasn't she chugging beers on that show? 0.99

00:19:29.840 Yeah, she was drinking a Miller Lite.

00:19:30.980 Trying to be more relatable?

00:19:32.240 It sounded Indian to me, but now that you say Jamaican-Irish, I think that clicks.

00:19:36.200 Yeah. 0.80

00:19:36.340 And it could be proof that she's a lizard in a skin suit because a lizard brain might say 1.00

00:19:40.960 that these are all acceptable accents that humans use every day.

00:19:45.380 Yeah.

00:19:45.600 And they don't realize that every human has one and then they only use that.

00:19:49.320 Yeah.

00:19:49.800 Well, again, she's just tone switching to Irish-Jamaican and Eastern Indian.

00:19:54.800 I don't know.

00:19:55.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:56.440 And people online have been trying to make fun of Trump for the way he talks.

00:20:01.220 There's like this new TikTok trend where they say Trump talks like a teenage girl.

00:20:05.900 And to be fair, I don't think they're making fun.

00:20:07.380 I think they're just kind of saying he could be a teenage girl.

00:20:11.160 This is kind of how they talk.

00:20:12.240 So-

00:20:12.300 Well, we're going to play them.

00:20:13.040 We have three clips here.

00:20:14.040 They're quick.

00:20:14.440 We're going to play them all.

00:20:15.100 She doesn't have a plan. 0.63

00:20:17.660 She copied Biden's plan.

00:20:19.740 And it's like four sentences, like run, spot, run.

00:20:24.680 That's pretty good.

00:20:25.780 Pretty true.

00:20:26.880 People of India are going crazy that President Obama was constantly chewing gum.

00:20:32.820 And then on top of that, he took it out of his mouth, put it back.

00:20:37.120 You can't do it. 0.97

00:20:38.060 It's disgusting.

00:20:39.400 And last one. 0.96

00:20:40.240 The problem with Ron DeSangtimonious is that he needs a personality transplant.

00:20:45.380 And those are not yet available.

00:20:47.960 And he-

00:20:48.260 Yeah.

00:20:49.300 So those are funny to me.

00:20:50.840 I think that's true.

00:20:51.940 I think they're onto something.

00:20:53.140 Was Trump a teenage girl in a past life or something?

00:20:56.660 Or is he just kind of down with that catty tone?

00:20:59.280 He has a certain type of tone.

00:21:01.040 And then like when you do these social media posts and TikToks about it, it's like you're

00:21:05.680 kind of poking fun at him, but you're also on his side because it's Trump being authentic.

00:21:10.900 Yeah.

00:21:11.140 It's free PR almost in a way.

00:21:12.720 Yeah.

00:21:13.060 And it's him being him.

00:21:14.300 That's how he talks.

00:21:15.160 It's kind of funny.

00:21:16.120 You post it.

00:21:16.980 Everyone's laughing, but they're not like against Trump.

00:21:19.560 When you see the Kamala fake accents, that's not authentic. 0.99

00:21:23.380 It's her being unreal.

00:21:25.340 And then when you poke fun at it or call it out, you're like against her.

00:21:29.120 Yeah.

00:21:29.280 So I think that's a big difference when it comes to the two candidates.

00:21:32.680 There's definitely, Kamala definitely has an authenticity problem.

00:21:36.600 And, you know, she's a chameleon and she has been the whole time.

00:21:40.100 That was an early criticism of hers.

00:21:41.720 And she hasn't really improved or anything.

00:21:44.300 So imagine sitting her down and trying to give her notes like, hey, you should try to

00:21:48.660 be more authentic.

00:21:49.860 And then that puts you in a spot where you're like, start saying and doing weird things to

00:21:54.340 be more authentic.

00:21:54.960 And that's like the opposite of authenticity.

00:21:56.800 Exactly.

00:21:57.300 If you're coached too much, then you become a totally different person.

00:22:00.200 And I think that's the problem.

00:22:01.120 She's ping-ponging off of like this coaching thing. 0.99

00:22:04.120 Just be yourself.

00:22:05.320 Yeah.

00:22:05.820 What is, what am I?

00:22:07.060 She starts looking at her hands.

00:22:08.500 Who am I?

00:22:09.780 But here's an example of one where she kind of should have played the game a little bit,

00:22:14.720 but she didn't at all.

00:22:16.220 Look at this question and answer.

00:22:18.520 Well, if anything, would you have done something differently than President Biden?

00:22:25.360 During the past four years.

00:22:27.920 There is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of, and I've been a part of most of

00:22:33.820 the decisions that have had impact.

00:22:36.080 I'm Donald J. Trump and I approve this message.

00:22:38.500 He turned it into the best ad.

00:22:40.540 Just a 20 second fanger.

00:22:41.960 Doesn't have to even say anything.

00:22:43.220 Just here's her own words.

00:22:44.460 She's responsible.

00:22:45.720 I'm Donald Trump.

00:22:46.560 Dude, the women on The View gave her the biggest layup of all time. 1.00

00:22:50.360 Would you change anything?

00:22:52.060 And she goes, you could tell she hadn't even thought about it.

00:22:54.920 She goes, no, it hasn't really crossed my mind.

00:22:57.140 And I've been in on most of the decisions.

00:22:59.520 Yeah.

00:22:59.740 This is all me, baby.

00:23:00.900 Crazy.

00:23:02.580 Absolutely cooked. 0.96

00:23:03.520 And then Trump just made it in that.

00:23:04.800 I love it.

00:23:05.900 Krasenstein.

00:23:06.340 You know, Krasenstein, him and his brother, they do polls.

00:23:09.140 They get smoked.

00:23:10.020 I like to just show every poll they do and how they get smoked every time.

00:23:13.940 28 days left before the election.

00:23:15.540 Who are you voting for?

00:23:16.860 Donald Trump, 80%.

00:23:18.220 100,000 votes.

00:23:19.800 Let's see.

00:23:21.360 Can't get one.

00:23:23.480 Yeah.

00:23:23.960 So we're still in our politics section.

00:23:25.440 A lot of people are now realizing from both sides that are kind of immigrating to Trump. 0.99

00:23:31.900 They are realizing that if Trump doesn't win, we're fucked. 1.00

00:23:34.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:35.520 That's true for a lot of people in a lot of ways.

00:23:39.180 Elon Musk did an interview with Tucker that basically summed that up as well.

00:23:42.440 Well, if he loses, man, what? 1.00

00:23:48.640 You're fucked, dude. 1.00

00:23:49.960 I'm fucked. 1.00

00:23:51.040 If he loses, I'm fucked. 1.00

00:23:53.680 It does seem that way. 1.00

00:23:55.800 You can't just be like, you can't just be like, yo, I.

00:23:57.960 Yeah, I'm like, how long do you think my prison sentence is going to be?

00:24:01.160 Do you think, will I see my children?

00:24:03.640 I don't know.

00:24:05.380 They're laughing about it.

00:24:06.740 Yeah.

00:24:07.380 But that's the grim reality.

00:24:09.460 And obviously things are ramped up, I think probably more than ever.

00:24:13.200 We said that in 2020.

00:24:14.320 And I think it's even more now in 2024 with how everyone is divided and how it's not even

00:24:20.200 the right wing. 1.00

00:24:20.960 Like the right wing looks at the left wing like they're stupid. 1.00

00:24:23.680 The left wing looks at the right wing like we're evil. 1.00

00:24:26.020 Yeah.

00:24:26.400 And when someone's evil, what do you do?

00:24:28.400 You have to jail them. 1.00

00:24:29.740 You have to kill them. 1.00

00:24:30.520 You have to get them out of society. 1.00

00:24:31.880 You have to degrade them.

00:24:33.000 You have to dehumanize them.

00:24:34.020 There was a clip from a professor in Kansas, middle America, right?

00:24:38.080 Yeah.

00:24:38.560 And listen to what the professor says when describing right wingers, I guess is what he's

00:24:43.180 talking about.

00:24:43.920 Guys are smarter than girls. 0.98

00:24:45.300 You got some serious problems.

00:24:48.960 That's what frustrates me.

00:24:50.840 There are going to be some males in our society that will refuse to vote for a potential female

00:24:56.760 president because they don't think females are smart enough to be president. 1.00

00:25:00.800 We could line all those guys up and shoot them if they clearly don't understand the way 1.00

00:25:06.440 the world works. 1.00

00:25:07.940 Did I say that?

00:25:09.760 Scratch that from the recording.

00:25:11.640 I don't want the deans hearing that I said that.

00:25:15.580 Maybe he's joking.

00:25:17.140 Yeah.

00:25:17.380 Maybe he's joking.

00:25:18.220 And then what's the bit?

00:25:19.160 What's the punchline? 1.00

00:25:20.100 Kill your political opponents. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Execute your political opponents. 1.00

00:25:23.560 That's top tier humor. 1.00

00:25:25.420 There's, you know, the pyramid of humor, just saying I'll kill you. 0.99

00:25:28.860 That's the best punchline there is. 0.97

00:25:30.800 And he's out of breath.

00:25:32.180 He immediately knows he's wrong.

00:25:33.740 It's just a weird scenario where like this guy couldn't help but say it.

00:25:37.500 Yeah.

00:25:38.080 So it's not humor.

00:25:39.500 It's just a threat.

00:25:41.120 And you're not going to be the one who does it.

00:25:43.140 You're out of breath, walking around pacing, teaching college students.

00:25:46.660 Right?

00:25:46.900 I don't know how many Dracos you have.

00:25:48.520 And then, yo, when the Hamas types overwhelm, when Kamala wins and the Hamas types overwhelm 0.99

00:25:54.120 America, and they start being like, who's our allies?

00:25:56.920 Who's our enemies? 0.99

00:25:57.520 They're going to see a middle-aged white guy, and they're going to shoot you in the pit. 1.00

00:26:01.340 Straight white guy, there's no place for you in the utopia. 1.00

00:26:04.320 Exactly, dude.

00:26:05.020 You don't have a job in the utopia.

00:26:06.480 You're in the body pit. 1.00

00:26:07.460 Unless you're gay or lesbian. 1.00

00:26:08.780 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:09.120 And then you start being gay. 0.92

00:26:11.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:26:12.220 Start acting like it.

00:26:13.580 Yeah.

00:26:14.120 It's, hey, guys, glad Trump didn't win, huh?

00:26:18.140 And then CNN had an interesting back and forth with one of their commentators talking about

00:26:24.700 Trump.

00:26:25.020 She was basically earlier in the segment comparing him to Hitler.

00:26:27.720 And look how it played out.

00:26:29.440 I think that we need to take this seriously and understand where his inspiration comes from.

00:26:33.860 And today, of all days, it is just really savage that this is who he's quoting and that he's

00:26:39.660 quoting Hitler.

00:26:40.780 Ayesha, for you to compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler on 10-7, it's just shameful.

00:26:46.140 Number one, what he was talking about are murderers, people who came into this country and murdered 0.86

00:26:51.580 Americans, okay?

00:26:52.920 So let's not mince, let's not try to string together a bunch of quotes that weren't put

00:26:57.240 together.

00:26:57.820 They're different points in time to try to make it look like something he didn't say. 0.98

00:27:01.460 As a black lesbian who Donald Trump doesn't believe has genes as good as his, is he going 0.99

00:27:07.220 to attempt to exterminate me when he gets elected? 1.00

00:27:10.400 Because he's damn near said it. 0.97

00:27:12.100 That's why, David.

00:27:13.140 That's why. 0.96

00:27:13.920 Okay, and I'm not going to be lectured by some white man who has no idea what he's talking 0.95

00:27:19.020 about and is trying to rewrite history here. 0.93

00:27:21.680 Nice.

00:27:22.200 So you compare Trump to Hitler and then you say, I'm not going to be lectured by some white 1.00

00:27:26.380 man, which is basically, it's ironic because now you're talking about like race-based

00:27:30.700 politics.

00:27:31.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:31.980 But if I say, I'm not going to be lectured by some black lesbian, I get in trouble. 1.00

00:27:36.540 Media Matters writes an article. 0.97

00:27:38.660 And to be fair, like, I kind of think we do actually get away with that. 0.99

00:27:42.200 I'm not going to be lectured by some black lesbian. 1.00

00:27:45.800 It's interesting. 0.99

00:27:46.880 So true.

00:27:47.420 But yeah, I mean, that's basically the extent of the commentators who get on CNN.

00:27:51.320 Like this woman is paid maybe or not. 1.00

00:27:54.020 And it's like, okay, what's the playbook today?

00:27:56.460 Call him Hitler. 1.00

00:27:57.580 Then bring up that you're a black lesbian. 1.00

00:27:59.080 Then shit on white guys. 1.00

00:28:00.360 And it's like, they don't even see the humor in their own positions, right? 1.00

00:28:03.820 Like immediately call someone Hitler, then immediately segment the population by race

00:28:08.500 and gender.

00:28:09.620 Great.

00:28:10.820 Exactly.

00:28:11.480 And then her saying he damn near said it.

00:28:15.260 Near's doing a lot of heavy lifting.

00:28:16.960 Exactly.

00:28:17.480 And this is obviously, we've done the whole thing with the assassination attempt and everything.

00:28:21.320 Like, oh, the media was going to tone it down.

00:28:23.360 And then this lady gets on and starts yelling about Hitler. 1.00

00:28:26.280 And these are the types who are radicalized and are going to be in charge of sending us

00:28:29.180 to camps.

00:28:29.840 Yeah.

00:28:30.300 Yeah.

00:28:30.460 And deciding who lives and who goes on the train.

00:28:32.480 You think she lets the white professor, white out-of-breath professor off the train? 0.98

00:28:36.880 Or she just shuts the gate on him and says, nah, you're going to. 0.83

00:28:39.880 I'm ready to face her. 1.00

00:28:41.000 And I'll just say, shoot me. 1.00

00:28:42.340 Shoot me. 1.00

00:28:43.760 Put it in the gun. 1.00

00:28:46.580 All right.

00:28:47.300 We're moving on to our last page of housekeeping, which is my page of housekeeping, where I

00:28:51.000 can say whatever I want.

00:28:52.120 Okay.

00:28:52.880 Before we get there, make sure you use the opportunity to go to post, help us choose

00:28:55.780 the algo, leave a like, leave a comment, leave a comment again, then start yapping.

00:28:59.140 That's important.

00:28:59.900 Old episodes, P.O. box.

00:29:01.900 Yep.

00:29:02.360 Stuff like that.

00:29:03.220 All of you about it.

00:29:03.700 First things first, Richard Rapboy.

00:29:05.960 Yeah.

00:29:06.200 You made a good point on Twitter the other day.

00:29:08.020 You know, there's always a debate with the baker. 0.98

00:29:10.060 It keeps happening, but the baker needs to make gay cakes. 1.00

00:29:12.460 Yeah. 0.98

00:29:12.840 The Colorado guy who's in a constant legal battle because he doesn't want to make a 0.96

00:29:16.380 gay wedding cake. 0.86

00:29:17.500 This guy just wants to have a cake shop. 1.00

00:29:19.340 This guy looks back on his life and he's like, holy shit, the whole fucking time I was just 1.00

00:29:23.880 fighting about gay cakes in court. 1.00

00:29:25.720 And about not making a just like business I didn't do. 0.73

00:29:29.240 Yeah.

00:29:29.500 It's not like, oh, I made a cake for Ronald Reagan. 0.99

00:29:31.200 It's like, I didn't make cakes for gays and that's all I fucking heard about. 0.99

00:29:35.580 So you made a good point. 1.00

00:29:36.940 Well, I said, this guy should just say yes, then make them the absolute shittiest cake on earth.

00:29:41.460 Like swap salt for sugar.

00:29:44.180 Yeah.

00:29:44.440 Salt for sugar, like a boxed cake, you know, and then like put it in the box and then do

00:29:49.720 this to the box.

00:29:50.920 So here you go.

00:29:51.800 Here you go. 0.99

00:29:52.280 Here's your gay cake. 0.98

00:29:53.220 A hundred dollars. 0.98

00:29:53.940 No courtsies.

00:29:55.280 No, no subpoenas.

00:29:56.780 You're not going to come back next year because the cake tastes so bad.

00:30:00.220 Yeah.

00:30:00.600 No, no good.

00:30:01.840 Tough break.

00:30:02.440 Enjoy your trans wedding though.

00:30:03.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:30:04.860 I don't know.

00:30:05.300 It's probably a principal's thing.

00:30:06.620 That's more of a bit.

00:30:07.400 The guy probably really just doesn't want to get forced to do anything.

00:30:10.420 So yeah, he's not going to take the advice.

00:30:12.900 All right.

00:30:13.620 Next clip is a girl. 0.99

00:30:15.860 This has been going viral.

00:30:17.000 You guys have probably seen her who got a, you know what injury.

00:30:20.820 And this, she posted this.

00:30:22.340 We'll let that play.

00:30:24.040 Look at my face.

00:30:25.180 They haven't done a thing with giving me an anxiety pill and they want to give me melatonin.

00:30:31.400 Melatonin, someone help me.

00:30:37.800 Yeah.

00:30:38.340 So that's intense.

00:30:39.320 Yeah.

00:30:39.720 Dark. 0.73

00:30:40.580 And I just want to make this point.

00:30:42.360 When it comes to progressives, a lot of progressives will get mad at clips like this and say,

00:30:48.240 oh, this is so rare.

00:30:49.560 You can't discount Maxine's because of a few adverse reactions.

00:30:54.040 Most people don't have those reactions.

00:30:56.080 But then also those same progressives, when they argue for abortion, will say rape and incest. 0.84

00:31:02.560 Oh, rape and incest. 1.00

00:31:03.400 You have to have abortion. 1.00

00:31:04.240 You want someone to carry a baby who's a child and was raped by their stepdad or their dad. 0.99

00:31:09.280 And then they'll also like use the most rare example for why abortion is so necessary.

00:31:14.300 And it's like, obviously it doesn't jive.

00:31:16.820 There's some hypocrisy there, but it doesn't matter.

00:31:19.420 They'll just say whatever they want that fits their need at the time in that argument.

00:31:23.460 Yeah, we like the 0.1% here, but we're going to ignore it over there.

00:31:26.700 The 0.1%.

00:31:27.460 Exactly.

00:31:28.120 So I just wanted to make that point because a lot of people are going to be talking about

00:31:30.520 that clip and that girl who had obviously the bad reaction. 1.00

00:31:34.120 But don't forget that when they say rape and incest for abortions, because those are 0.72

00:31:38.220 not obviously 99% of abortions are not that.

00:31:40.860 It's just inconvenience.

00:31:41.980 Yeah.

00:31:42.560 All right.

00:31:43.140 Next, we have a dog turning into a person.

00:31:46.540 Do we?

00:31:48.580 I don't know.

00:31:49.260 You tell me.

00:31:50.080 I see a dog.

00:31:51.040 He's running.

00:31:53.460 Here he goes.

00:31:58.140 And then he, dare I say, animorphs.

00:32:04.840 Animorphs.

00:32:05.380 And I think animorphs maybe tried to warn us.

00:32:08.160 Oh, okay.

00:32:08.860 Remember that book?

00:32:09.560 We have a picture of one of the books.

00:32:11.100 Yeah.

00:32:11.640 There it is.

00:32:12.120 The dog, he's a golden retriever.

00:32:15.280 You know?

00:32:16.080 My favorite is the third step in the animorphs.

00:32:18.220 I like when they're half and half. 0.98

00:32:19.740 I'm just a little fucked up. 1.00

00:32:21.040 I'm fucked up. 0.99

00:32:21.800 I'm this guy from the video. 0.99

00:32:23.500 But yeah, it's always a bad camera, you know?

00:32:25.720 It's always like Mexico, too, or something.

00:32:27.720 That's where they live. 0.96

00:32:28.440 They're cryptids.

00:32:29.260 Oh, okay.

00:32:29.780 Okay.

00:32:30.040 That makes sense.

00:32:30.720 Mm-hmm.

00:32:31.400 All right.

00:32:31.800 So, animorphs try to warn us.

00:32:33.220 The idea for animorphs doesn't come from nothing, is the point.

00:32:36.240 Yeah.

00:32:36.820 All right.

00:32:37.860 You got me there.

00:32:38.780 All right.

00:32:39.000 We're going to end housekeeping with some uplifting clip. 0.96

00:32:41.740 This guy does a really cool party trick and lands a flip in the house.

00:32:45.180 Unbelievable.

00:32:45.540 Unbelievable.

00:32:45.680 Oh, into the fish tank. 0.99

00:32:51.140 Are you fucking serious, man? 0.99

00:32:53.320 Into the fish tank. 1.00

00:32:55.160 Very mad homeowner friend.

00:32:57.160 What?

00:32:57.420 And what's the payoff?

00:32:58.640 You land a flip in the house and everybody goes, oh, cool, for two seconds, and then they

00:33:02.040 go chug a beer.

00:33:03.160 And then if you can land a flip, you just flip.

00:33:06.280 If you're doing a first jump bounce on a wood floor, you're not flip savvy enough.

00:33:13.820 You're a flip expert, huh?

00:33:15.020 You're a big flip guy?

00:33:16.280 Well, I know the science, and that's why I don't do it.

00:33:18.640 I agree.

00:33:19.140 I agree.

00:33:19.520 I know I can't, but if I was going to try, I'd probably wreck part of the house that's

00:33:23.560 in front or behind me.

00:33:24.640 All right.

00:33:25.080 Know thyself.

00:33:26.040 Go through the floor.

00:33:26.980 Yeah.

00:33:27.200 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:33:28.280 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:33:31.240 We should say.

00:33:33.740 All right.

00:33:34.400 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week, dystopian tech is on the rise.

00:33:39.020 This section, these next, I don't know, two or three clips are about dystopian tech on

00:33:44.320 the rise.

00:33:45.320 This is a new app that helps Zoomers walk around the store so they don't have to talk 1.00

00:33:49.820 to anybody.

00:33:52.980 It's directions for inside.

00:33:57.740 Turn right in one foot.

00:33:59.340 Turn right now.

00:34:00.480 Zoomer, go. 0.95

00:34:02.140 In 28 feet, you've arrived.

00:34:04.400 And it's taking you to the Mr. Beast candy.

00:34:08.400 Great.

00:34:09.080 Here it is.

00:34:10.000 Got it.

00:34:10.140 Whole screen goes green.

00:34:11.420 And then you have the thing on your glasses that say, like, raise your arm, put your hand

00:34:14.840 out, wrap your fingers around it, bring it close to you.

00:34:17.780 Take the chocolate.

00:34:18.800 And then it directs you to the cashier.

00:34:20.800 Yeah.

00:34:21.000 So huge day, huge advancement in tech for ADIQ people.

00:34:25.740 Yeah.

00:34:26.220 For mouth breathers.

00:34:27.240 Exactly.

00:34:27.960 And I was talking to the medic Sisyphus about this.

00:34:30.060 It's like, we're obviously with how progressive things are getting, you interact with people

00:34:34.760 less and less.

00:34:35.840 Yeah.

00:34:36.020 And if you zoom out as to why that happens, it's because like anything that's a group,

00:34:40.880 like a men's group or sports or whatever, or racial groups, they're forced to accept

00:34:47.460 everybody.

00:34:48.120 So then the group no longer exists.

00:34:50.160 So then there's no groups anymore.

00:34:51.760 So people are more and more isolated.

00:34:53.300 And then they're not talking to people and then talking to people becomes a big deal.

00:34:56.520 And then they need apps like this to go to the store without having to say, Hey, excuse

00:35:01.000 me, sir.

00:35:01.540 Where's Mr. Beast Candy?

00:35:03.000 Yeah.

00:35:03.280 Aisle eight.

00:35:03.980 Cool.

00:35:04.520 You look up one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

00:35:07.060 Aisle eight.

00:35:07.780 Okay.

00:35:08.040 It's in here.

00:35:08.600 Like they can't do that.

00:35:09.920 It's probably with the other candy.

00:35:11.280 I remember it from my 10 other trips to this target, you know, in the candy aisle, but

00:35:15.740 they just go through one time and it happens too with, uh, driving directions.

00:35:20.440 I noticed a lot of younger people like don't even know their way around their own neighborhood.

00:35:25.980 Like we move around and we get to a new place.

00:35:28.440 It takes you like a few weeks and you kind of learn the main roads, the crossroads, which

00:35:32.540 goes into town, which goes to the highway.

00:35:34.280 And then you learn it.

00:35:35.580 Yeah.

00:35:35.760 There's people that are every day leaving their house to go to the grocery store with directions

00:35:42.020 on Google maps.

00:35:42.980 Crazy.

00:35:43.460 They can't just see the bigger picture of like, well, where am I going? 0.79

00:35:46.180 What are the main roads?

00:35:47.080 They just right left right in a mile.

00:35:49.800 And then they don't like remember it or put it together.

00:35:52.640 And I guess it's probably a multi-billion dollar industry catering to stew stews who can't 1.00

00:35:57.360 think, think and need Mr. Beast candy.

00:36:00.520 How would get Mr. Beast candy?

00:36:02.440 I mean, idiocracy we are trending towards.

00:36:04.600 So, you know.

00:36:05.800 And then there's another one in AI that, uh, can you read it?

00:36:09.260 Uh, for anyone who's wondered what an Apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks

00:36:14.280 like, and then it's from Maddie and it says no longer in relationship once belongings from

00:36:19.500 the apartment.

00:36:20.780 Thanks AI.

00:36:21.840 So if you're, if you're too dopamine addicted and you're scrolling on TikTok and you're,

00:36:25.980 uh, you know, hitting the jewel and doing everything, then, uh, you could just let Apple

00:36:30.120 sum it up for you that she needs her stuff back and you're done.

00:36:33.520 Pretty good.

00:36:34.180 Yeah.

00:36:34.380 And then our last clip of dystopian tech on the rise, um, is, uh, Venezuelan home invasion 0.99

00:36:40.320 related and listen to how they interact with the person they're home invading.

00:36:44.580 This story, Brooke, what'd you find out?

00:36:48.460 Bill, the details in this case, let me tell you are just horrifying.

00:36:52.100 This woman says she was held at gunpoint inside of her own home by these four guys.

00:36:56.580 She says they tied her up.

00:36:58.320 They threatened to cut her fingers off and beat her with a pistol.

00:37:02.180 We now know that these four men who were charged are illegal migrants from Venezuela.

00:37:07.620 This woman lives alone. 1.00

00:37:08.940 She's in her fifties, just pulled in her garage in the upscale Briarwood neighborhood of Dallas.

00:37:14.840 Police say the four suspects approached her, forced her inside at gunpoint, ransacked her

00:37:20.120 home, stole money and jewelry.

00:37:22.500 According to police records, the suspects only spoke Spanish and communicated through Google

00:37:27.260 Translate.

00:37:28.340 Hmm.

00:37:28.900 So using the Google Translate to tell someone you're going to cut their fingers off, give

00:37:34.280 us the money.

00:37:34.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:35.340 Imagine waiting for the, I'm going to cut your fingers off unless you do what we tell you

00:37:39.200 to be translated with the app and then turned over to her.

00:37:42.000 And then reading it and going, Oh no. 1.00

00:37:43.900 Shit. 1.00

00:37:44.420 Is that real? 1.00

00:37:45.280 Did they really do that?

00:37:46.160 You guys looking for your lost dog?

00:37:47.780 No, my fingers are going to get cut off and you're going to tie me up.

00:37:50.720 So, you know, that's what big tech is up to.

00:37:52.660 That's what it's being used for.

00:37:54.000 More home invasions, bringing retarded people to the candy aisle and summing up that your 1.00

00:37:59.320 girlfriend is leaving you. 1.00

00:38:00.520 Yeah. 0.98

00:38:01.140 And to be fair, you know, like this is just the dumb portion of big tech.

00:38:06.080 I was watching another video the other day of a blind girl wearing the meta glasses and 0.84

00:38:11.180 it was like reading stuff out to her.

00:38:13.380 And, uh, it actually, it was, it was like, uh, this is the dog food aisle and like telling

00:38:18.860 her, you know, so, you know, there's applications and stuff, but, uh, when the lowest common 0.98

00:38:24.180 denominator, when you have to do use tech for them, you get the stew, stew shit like 0.98

00:38:29.520 this. 0.95

00:38:30.160 So it ends up in cringe of the week and, uh, it's not very helpful for the stock market.

00:38:35.000 Exactly.

00:38:35.540 All right.

00:38:35.840 Moving on. 1.00

00:38:36.440 Speaking of stew, stew, cringe of the week shit. 0.99

00:38:39.300 Um, next we have a couple, uh, situations where like liberal progressives and liberal progressive 1.00

00:38:46.420 home or liberal progressive women and then liberal progressive homosexuals, um, are kind 1.00

00:38:51.340 of supporting people's delusions.

00:38:53.300 This first person is a trans comedian who is not like a leftist trans comedian and listen

00:39:00.140 to how the crowd reacts when she tries to do her bit.

00:39:02.620 She, it's a man in a dress guys. 0.59

00:39:05.720 All right.

00:39:07.100 I'm going to end on this one.

00:39:09.300 I don't know if you guys are going to like it, um, but I'm going to be brave.

00:39:17.840 I'm going to be very brave.

00:39:22.180 I am trying to be like, I'm trying to be like fat liberation.

00:39:26.640 Like my body's sexy at any size, whatever.

00:39:30.000 Hell yes.

00:39:32.400 Thank you.

00:39:34.000 I'm also trying to lose weight.

00:39:36.060 Because I'm trying to get bottom surgery and yeah.

00:39:42.020 And doctors and doctors say I can't do it until I lose some weight, which is, thank you.

00:39:49.140 Please stop.

00:39:49.680 Um, I, I don't trust you.

00:39:56.260 Um, uh, doctors are saying I need to lose weight to get bottom surgery.

00:40:00.320 Please stop.

00:40:03.020 Um, I, uh.

00:40:04.860 That's enough.

00:40:05.720 But the lady yelling, you're hot. 1.00

00:40:07.280 You're hot.

00:40:08.380 And, uh, you know.

00:40:09.560 You're a 260 pound guy in a dress.

00:40:11.440 You're hot.

00:40:11.860 There's a girl going, you're hot. 0.96

00:40:13.440 You're hot.

00:40:14.200 And comedy obviously is based in truth.

00:40:16.380 And then liberal womanhood is based in like enabling delusions. 1.00

00:40:20.340 Yeah.

00:40:20.920 And those two, it's like a 90 degree angle or whatever.

00:40:24.160 Never the twain shall meet.

00:40:25.600 Yeah.

00:40:26.180 You can't.

00:40:26.820 Perpendicular.

00:40:27.400 You can't be shouting, uh, at the man in a dress who's way too overweight to get the bottom surgery that he's hot.

00:40:34.240 Yeah.

00:40:34.660 But, but there's a woman willing to do it at every turn. 1.00

00:40:37.100 Right?

00:40:37.300 Exactly.

00:40:38.000 And then the reason that this even is able to exist in the first place, like this woman saying you're hot and like living outside of reality, is because in America, times are so relatively good compared to the past where you're not like fighting for food.

00:40:51.860 You're not getting physically assaulted.

00:40:54.520 You're not getting robbed.

00:40:55.760 Like times are good enough where you can.

00:40:57.860 The villages aren't getting raided.

00:40:58.960 Yeah.

00:40:59.520 You can like, times are good enough where you can play pretend.

00:41:02.060 Oh yeah.

00:41:02.400 And then like, if times get bad and you're busy, like hiding from the warlords or the cartel, you don't really have time to go to a comedy show and tell a trans person that they look great. 0.62

00:41:11.820 Yeah.

00:41:12.220 And for example, that kind of happened in Ukraine when everyone was fleeing and they were checking people's cacks to make sure you didn't have to go back to the front line and fight Russia.

00:41:19.360 Right?

00:41:20.140 Yeah.

00:41:20.160 But exactly.

00:41:21.060 But if times were good, it would be like, oh, you're a lady. 0.99

00:41:23.200 You're hot.

00:41:24.140 You're a man.

00:41:24.300 You're hot.

00:41:24.860 But when times are bad, nah, buddy, we're not doing that anymore.

00:41:28.120 We need you with the AK-47 in the front line.

00:41:30.340 Yeah.

00:41:30.780 Yeah.

00:41:31.040 Get on the manufacturing line, please.

00:41:32.840 And this happened in another clip as well.

00:41:35.640 On like a reality show.

00:41:37.140 Yeah.

00:41:37.660 I don't know what it's called, but we can just let it rip.

00:41:39.500 No.

00:41:39.740 You want to preface this?

00:41:40.640 This, we're not making fun of this girl, right?

00:41:42.700 Yeah.

00:41:42.960 This girl has like some sort of disorder or something that made her get fat. 1.00

00:41:46.320 I think it's called my big fat, fabulous life or something.

00:41:48.880 Okay.

00:41:49.260 It's the first time I've heard of it.

00:41:50.620 So it's not as close because all my notes are making fun of the girl from being fat.

00:41:53.900 We're not going to do that.

00:41:54.660 Okay.

00:41:55.080 Thank you.

00:41:56.060 All right.

00:41:56.960 Well, see, that's the frustrating thing.

00:41:57.940 It's not that I can't get the second date.

00:41:59.360 I can't get the first, you know?

00:42:01.500 So it's like, I don't know what, what I'm supposed to modify because it's not like I'm

00:42:04.740 getting there and then getting turned down.

00:42:06.360 Like no one's giving me a chance.

00:42:08.020 Is there something about me that is so wrong that people won't even give me a first date?

00:42:14.000 You can tell me.

00:42:15.980 It's not wrong, but you're intimidating.

00:42:18.380 Why am I intimidating?

00:42:19.600 Because I'm fat?

00:42:20.280 Because I'm a heavyset lady? 0.99

00:42:21.160 No, because you're so confident and smart and sexually charged. 0.97

00:42:30.380 So you see, we have like the homosexuals and acting the same as women. 1.00

00:42:35.660 Yeah. 0.91

00:42:36.200 Liberal women. 0.91

00:42:36.940 So what did he do?

00:42:37.680 He called her sexy and confident?

00:42:40.480 And smart, which is weird because she's saying, I can't get a first date.

00:42:43.340 And he's saying it's because you're too smart, even though you didn't even meet the person

00:42:47.820 to show them you're smart.

00:42:49.240 Yeah.

00:42:49.600 Hey, how you doing?

00:42:50.360 Like, whoa, easy, Einstein.

00:42:51.880 Jeez, whoa, chill out.

00:42:53.460 If I asked about the, how to get out of the atmosphere with the spaceship and the accelerating

00:42:58.340 math or whatever, I'll know who to call.

00:43:00.800 Yeah.

00:43:01.400 But again, it's just like this enabling thing.

00:43:04.300 And it's like what someone needs almost is the truth.

00:43:07.100 And what this girl needs.

00:43:07.820 And like whether or not she can lose weight, it's not the point, right?

00:43:11.760 It's just some guy who's willing to, what, lie to your face?

00:43:15.740 And then that's your friend, right?

00:43:18.300 Doesn't seem very friendly to me.

00:43:19.760 Doesn't seem like anyone's helping, right?

00:43:21.600 Shouldn't the objective of a friend be to help?

00:43:24.120 Exactly.

00:43:24.680 But instead, society is wrong.

00:43:27.280 All of society needs to change.

00:43:29.160 And until every single hot guy you like message you saying, hey, let's go on a date, we have 0.66

00:43:35.200 work to do.

00:43:35.980 Yeah.

00:43:36.080 And then like what's work to do? 0.98

00:43:38.520 Knocking down straight white guys a few pegs. 0.56

00:43:41.540 And you know, and you know what guys, you know how guys are on dating apps.

00:43:45.560 They go, they see the picture, they swipe to the second picture and they go, ah, she's

00:43:49.480 too smart and funny.

00:43:50.840 Nope.

00:43:51.300 Swipe left. 0.99

00:43:52.320 Right?

00:43:52.820 That's how it goes.

00:43:53.660 So. 0.98

00:43:54.200 All right, next, let's go to the gay guys who try to be straight. 1.00

00:43:57.220 This kind of proves that theory that they're, it's all an act. 0.89

00:44:01.680 What's up, bro?

00:44:03.260 You want a ride?

00:44:04.060 There's so many pretty girls here, guys. 1.00

00:44:11.020 And yeah, you know.

00:44:12.520 I cannot do that.

00:44:18.920 Why, bro?

00:44:21.360 Why?

00:44:21.740 No.

00:44:22.480 No, bro.

00:44:23.420 Why, bro?

00:44:24.340 No.

00:44:24.700 What's the problem, bro?

00:44:26.380 Hi, miss. 0.94

00:44:27.260 Can I get your number?

00:44:31.820 No. 0.99

00:44:32.340 So it proves that they can act, but they just choose to act gay to make their dad, Trump 1.00

00:44:40.280 supporters, and God mad. 0.95

00:44:42.220 I didn't know that's the angle you were going to take it.

00:44:45.080 But yeah, it's so funny.

00:44:46.060 They can switch between it, but then they want you to believe that the total high-pitched

00:44:50.560 fake voice and like flamboyant wrist moves and hand flailings, that's the normal status. 0.58

00:44:58.040 That's where they're always at.

00:44:59.160 That's where they were born.

00:45:00.440 Yeah.

00:45:00.920 And we know from the show that we've talked about people coming out of anesthesia and

00:45:05.240 the gay voice, the affect is gone.

00:45:07.560 How do I do, doctor? 0.89

00:45:09.420 Yeah.

00:45:09.880 You're back to normal, and then you do the affection after.

00:45:13.100 The dildo was removed successfully.

00:45:15.240 Your voice is normal now.

00:45:16.520 Oh, yeah.

00:45:17.060 I forgot.

00:45:17.700 Oh, my God.

00:45:18.640 That's what I'm here for.

00:45:19.760 All right.

00:45:20.100 Which takes us to Pharrell.

00:45:22.140 Yeah.

00:45:22.840 We have Pharrell.

00:45:23.700 Is that how you say it?

00:45:24.400 Yeah, Pharrell.

00:45:24.900 I was going to say Pharrell, but that's not right.

00:45:26.700 It's not Colin, baby.

00:45:28.020 It's Pharrell.

00:45:29.180 Yeah.

00:45:29.460 Here he is in 2004 on the left and then 2024 on the right. 1.00

00:45:33.980 Now, I don't mean to be vulgar here, but is it possible that Diddy fucked him gay? 1.00

00:45:42.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:43.220 I think so, too.

00:45:44.240 I don't know what his relationship is with Diddy or, you know, the music scene is a small 1.00

00:45:48.620 circle, and I think Diddy could have fucked him gay. 1.00

00:45:51.180 I think Diddy fucked him gay. 1.00

00:45:52.660 And that's like a fulgur thing to say, I'm sorry, it's an adult part of the show. 1.00

00:45:57.140 Yeah.

00:45:57.380 But that's what, I mean, he's standing there in like heels with a purse.

00:46:00.780 Something happened.

00:46:01.800 Yeah.

00:46:01.980 I don't know how else you get like that.

00:46:03.160 He was going like this in 2004.

00:46:05.480 He's doing hand signals.

00:46:06.980 Yep.

00:46:07.740 And now he's dressing like this and making music for the Minions.

00:46:11.020 Is that what he does?

00:46:11.880 Yeah.

00:46:12.740 Minions movies.

00:46:13.440 They probably make you do that to get into the Minions stuff. 1.00

00:46:16.140 That's all weird degenerate sex shit, too. 1.00

00:46:18.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:18.960 Those little yellow freaky guys. 1.00

00:46:20.440 Those little sickos. 1.00

00:46:21.600 I don't even want to say what they're digging around. 0.99

00:46:23.460 What they're up to.

00:46:24.200 Yeah.

00:46:24.660 Which takes us to our next clip.

00:46:26.180 There was an expose.

00:46:27.240 This guy did an interview about Diddy.

00:46:28.640 We've been covering the Diddy stuff a lot in Bonusland.

00:46:30.660 But this is an interesting clip.

00:46:33.040 We're just going to play the beginning of it because it makes the QAnon people feel like the QAnon stuff's coming back.

00:46:40.540 Reveal everything at once.

00:46:42.080 It's too shocking.

00:46:42.860 If I was to release those tapes, the world would shut down.

00:46:47.480 Okay.

00:46:48.120 If I showed one of these tapes, I'm telling you right now, the whole music industry and Hollywood, it would just grind down like this.

00:46:59.040 They're all going to start pointing at each other like this, and it's going to be bad.

00:47:02.720 We've already set it up.

00:47:04.220 We have multiple attorneys.

00:47:05.940 We know how to do it.

00:47:07.020 It's not my first rodeo.

00:47:08.620 I solved the greatest murder case in history.

00:47:11.220 Three of them.

00:47:12.620 I know how to do it.

00:47:14.280 We're going to do it, but it's just going to come in pieces, and there's also ways we can, let's say, not censor it, but we can kind of soften it, right?

00:47:24.300 Like the tape, the whole tape.

00:47:25.280 That's pretty good.

00:47:27.120 Anytime someone talks about, I have this, I have that, and they start teasing it out, I'm like, just show me.

00:47:32.500 And I kind of, I'm on the opposite end.

00:47:34.880 You like it, but I'm like, you kind of lose credibility almost.

00:47:38.300 Like, just show me.

00:47:39.240 Release the video.

00:47:40.120 Show me the tape.

00:47:40.900 Well, that's true, and that's the spectrum.

00:47:43.580 I think it rings true, and I think the Diddy stuff's going to be bad, and I think it can halt music in Hollywood to a stop.

00:47:50.660 Oh, I'm sure there's videos, and I'm sure there's bad shit, and some evidence people have, but when you're sitting in the interview, and you're in the podcast chair, and you're like, you won't believe what I have.

00:47:58.820 It's all right here. 0.96

00:47:59.680 It's all fucking, here's the thumb drive. 0.98

00:48:01.340 Should I plug it in? 0.99

00:48:02.080 And he teases it into the computer?

00:48:03.620 It's like, dude, come on.

00:48:04.940 We'll see.

00:48:05.700 Let's keep an eye on it.

00:48:06.620 But then QAnon also said, these people are sick, and when you find out what they did, they're not going to be able to walk on the streets.

00:48:14.020 Okay, all right. 0.99

00:48:14.780 You're on QAnon shit, and then this guy? 0.98

00:48:16.780 Hey, I wanted to come back. 0.98

00:48:17.780 This video recording of a YouTube video from the guy?

00:48:21.140 Hey, it's a clip, and it counts.

00:48:23.180 All right, we're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:48:24.760 The first clip of Urban Decay is a bad kid drives a car through a playground.

00:48:30.020 Not through people, but through the playground.

00:48:32.580 Moments caught on camera, kids on a school playground nearly hit by a stolen car.

00:48:38.160 Behind the wheel of that car, a 10-year-old boy.

00:48:40.980 Video here provided by Minneapolis police shows the car driving on the grass as frantic school staff try to move the kids away.

00:48:48.380 What is just as shocking, police say the 10-year-old already has a lengthy criminal record.

00:48:53.160 He's been arrested for auto theft twice before and listed as a suspect in 12 other cases.

00:48:58.280 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

00:49:02.020 Somali? 0.89

00:49:02.940 Yeah.

00:49:04.200 Minneapolis.

00:49:05.340 And I was talking to a medic.

00:49:06.200 Pirate tendencies?

00:49:07.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:08.680 I don't know.

00:49:09.060 The kid's like, what, 12 years old, they said?

00:49:10.700 10.

00:49:11.160 10, yeah, 10.

00:49:13.220 With multiple arrests.

00:49:14.640 The police were talking in an interview later in that clip, and they said that it's not the mom's fault.

00:49:21.740 Oh.

00:49:22.160 It's the system that failed him.

00:49:23.640 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:24.540 The system that should have kept him locked up, but instead they can't do anything.

00:49:28.280 Because he's 10, so they just go, okay, go steal another, Johnny.

00:49:31.440 Pretty much.

00:49:32.140 And then I was talking to a medic Sisyphus about the system idea and how that makes sense.

00:49:36.700 And he said the system actually did fail him because the system isn't made to discipline juveniles.

00:49:45.080 Yeah, no, I agree.

00:49:46.200 Like, juvenile detention is for kids who messed up and got into trouble, then they get out.

00:49:49.700 Like, if you're a repeat felony criminal offender, like, you should have been raised by your dad, your pastor, your uncle, your neighbor.

00:49:58.000 There's a bunch of people that could have helped raise the boy.

00:50:00.760 All the mom is is a single mom who's got, like, an unruly kid. 1.00

00:50:05.100 Like, what can she do?

00:50:06.380 Yeah.

00:50:06.720 It's kind of interesting.

00:50:08.160 It's like our legal system isn't built for that either.

00:50:10.600 You can't lock up kids, but then they keep doing crimes.

00:50:14.520 And it's like, how many people will this kid victimize before he's 18, does a crime, and goes to jail, or goes to jail and gets let out again?

00:50:21.400 I know.

00:50:21.780 And it's like, you're ping-ponged.

00:50:23.040 I get it.

00:50:24.340 And the system does fail.

00:50:25.420 And then it's like, oh, someone died at that Utah sleepaway camp where you have to go hike on the mountain, so they're closing those down, too. 0.99

00:50:31.940 And it's like, there's nowhere to send this little piece of shit, right? 0.99

00:50:34.580 It's so true. 1.00

00:50:35.280 And he's a piece of shit, obviously, and he just does it again and again. 1.00

00:50:38.740 And it's one of the things, one of the themes of Urban Decay for us is how kids are getting younger. 1.00

00:50:44.500 We showed it, like, I think last Friday, or it might have even been last episode, those kids in Chicago.

00:50:50.440 And it's like, what do you even do with those kids?

00:50:52.800 What is there to do?

00:50:54.480 Because locking them up is extreme, and then they go to criminal you in the juvie.

00:50:59.220 It's like an arbitrage where they can act freely, not get in trouble, and then just keep doing it and accelerate and get worse.

00:51:06.000 And then I don't know what happens.

00:51:07.260 They do something when they're 16 and they get tried as an adult, hopefully.

00:51:10.200 Basically, the cops are waiting at the end of the tunnel, which is when it's first reasonable to charge you as an adult for your felony, right?

00:51:16.080 Yeah, so exactly.

00:51:17.240 So whoever they victimize as kids, sorry.

00:51:20.440 Yeah, no recourse, buddy.

00:51:21.780 No recourse.

00:51:22.460 All right, next story.

00:51:24.160 There was a child that was killed by a dog.

00:51:27.820 Believe it or not, it was a pit bull.

00:51:30.140 Yeah, and it was actually three pit bulls.

00:51:32.780 A babysitter charged after one-year-old boy was mauled to death by her pit bulls.

00:51:37.760 Quote, a tug of war for the baby.

00:51:40.220 And a one-year-old boy was mauled to death by a pack of pit bulls in Texas after the babysitter in charge of watching him left him alone with her teenage daughter, according to police.

00:51:50.400 The baby was attacked by three dogs in their home in Bexar County.

00:51:58.760 Bexar County?

00:51:59.800 I don't know what it is.

00:52:00.900 One of the pit bulls busted through a bedroom door and began tearing at the baby as the teen girl tried to protect him with two other dogs joining in. 1.00

00:52:08.760 And here's a picture of the door.

00:52:10.660 So just nightmare scenario with pit bulls kind of going crazy, chewing a door.

00:52:16.300 And the 13-year-old was kind of like being lauded as a hero because she was putting herself in between the baby and the dogs and trying to get help.

00:52:29.600 She was permanently disfigured, I believe.

00:52:31.640 Yeah, she was messed up and had to go to the hospital as well. 0.99

00:52:34.480 Chunks of her face or something like that. 0.85

00:52:36.780 So two major victims here.

00:52:39.100 One horrible adult who decided that three pit bulls in the house was a good idea, right?

00:52:45.020 That's a non-starter already.

00:52:46.500 And the babysitter is being charged.

00:52:48.220 I think you could charge the parents for leaving the parents with the babysitter with the pit bulls.

00:52:53.200 Yeah.

00:52:53.640 I think there's another leg to this parlay.

00:52:55.760 There is another leg to it too.

00:52:57.360 And I wonder about the prey drive.

00:52:59.540 Like if the three pit bulls attacked a cat or killed a cat, I go, well, cats and dogs, you get it.

00:53:05.220 You know how that is.

00:53:06.220 You know, tales all this time.

00:53:07.400 Yeah.

00:53:07.720 A one-year-old baby kind of just sits there.

00:53:11.440 How do you get tricked into being like, okay, I need to go and thrash this right now.

00:53:15.720 There's not like the one-year-old didn't make a quick, sudden move and startle you and put you into that.

00:53:21.180 Yeah.

00:53:21.680 And you have three pit bulls in the house. 0.99

00:53:23.060 It's like you drop a plate or something.

00:53:24.660 It's kind of like-

00:53:25.920 Everyone's on edge. 0.99

00:53:26.820 The house fucking snaps. 0.99

00:53:27.800 It's like that movie where you have to be quiet. 0.99

00:53:29.340 And when you make a sound, those bug things start running towards you.

00:53:31.980 Yeah.

00:53:32.360 Yeah.

00:53:32.800 It's like exactly like that.

00:53:34.640 Yeah.

00:53:35.060 And that's the thing.

00:53:35.800 There's a couple of factors, right?

00:53:36.900 Like if you're a parent who's sending your child to go somewhere to babysit, like you should be doing everything in your power for it to not be a pit bull household, right?

00:53:46.940 And then there's something to be said for like when there's multiple pit bulls in something, just practical advice wise.

00:53:52.880 You know, everybody has the story of, oh, I had one pit bull for years and he was fine.

00:53:56.600 He was a sweetheart, right?

00:53:58.000 But when you put three of them together, they kind of have their own little dog pecking order and then they stop caring about the humans that much.

00:54:06.340 And then this is like one dog snaps at the baby and then the other two join in.

00:54:10.880 Just not a great breed, guys. 0.98

00:54:12.520 We're reiterating our points.

00:54:14.420 Exactly.

00:54:14.900 The fact that there's three of them, that accelerates everything.

00:54:17.520 They get worse in packs for sure.

00:54:19.160 Oh, big time.

00:54:20.120 They overwhelm you.

00:54:21.640 They go in.

00:54:22.240 They just take whatever they want.

00:54:23.260 They rush out and the cashier is just standing there like, uh.

00:54:26.080 Is that the 7-Eleven clip?

00:54:30.060 I mixed the clips up.

00:54:31.560 Oh, okay.

00:54:32.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:32.500 My bad.

00:54:32.780 Okay.

00:54:33.240 Well, let's move on.

00:54:34.780 They do get worse in packs, though.

00:54:36.020 They do get worse in packs.

00:54:36.920 Yeah.

00:54:37.480 And then there is actually one more clip associated with the pit bulls.

00:54:40.860 There's this guy who had a friend bird.

00:54:44.200 He saved a bird's life.

00:54:45.580 And then the bird and him are friends.

00:54:47.840 And when you see the end, you're not going to be surprised.

00:54:51.280 It says, my dad's best friend is a rescued pelican who found refuge somewhere.

00:54:55.660 So, I guess he rescued the pelican.

00:54:57.480 And now him and the pelican have some sort of relationship.

00:55:00.160 He goes on him.

00:55:05.900 Look at him.

00:55:06.820 Oh, they sleep together.

00:55:08.220 They're buddies.

00:55:09.340 There he is.

00:55:10.060 He's protecting them while he sleeps.

00:55:11.640 They're sleeping together.

00:55:14.360 Everything's going great.

00:55:15.400 This is a nice little pet.

00:55:17.360 Yep.

00:55:18.080 Feed him fish.

00:55:18.960 You're feeding him a fish.

00:55:20.260 Now, pause real quick.

00:55:22.380 Now, viewer discretion is advised.

00:55:24.480 Next, this pit bull is about to absolutely maul this sweet bird. 0.99

00:55:29.600 And I just wanted to warn you guys.

00:55:31.200 No, I'm just kidding.

00:55:31.980 Okay.

00:55:32.280 It's an uplifting clip, but that's how fast it can flip.

00:55:34.860 I know.

00:55:35.380 Pit bull enters the frame and it's two ways to go.

00:55:38.320 Exactly.

00:55:38.860 It can stay uplifting gold or it can get urban decay very quickly.

00:55:41.400 Right, guys?

00:55:42.060 Every time.

00:55:43.480 All right.

00:55:44.100 Next is a clip from New York City.

00:55:47.000 A former governor of New York got stomped out by a group of people.

00:55:51.600 And the guy is blind.

00:55:52.720 Yeah.

00:55:53.080 And here's the clip.

00:56:04.120 So horrible.

00:56:05.180 You know, he was with his son.

00:56:06.980 Stepson, yeah.

00:56:07.620 And he's blind and he just gets stomped out in New York City.

00:56:10.900 And that's a famous person.

00:56:12.920 Yeah.

00:56:13.140 So for every famous person that has an experience like that, there's probably a thousand normal

00:56:17.440 people that had a similar experience, but you just don't hear about it because they're

00:56:21.160 not the former governor.

00:56:22.380 Yeah.

00:56:22.660 They're not blind in the former governor of the state they're getting stomped out in.

00:56:25.960 So that's just a stomp out.

00:56:27.320 It's like a tree fall in the woods scenario.

00:56:29.500 Like if a normal average guy gets stomped out in New York, does it make a peep?

00:56:33.820 And no, because he doesn't report it.

00:56:35.640 He doesn't want to be late to work.

00:56:37.200 He just puts his hard hat on and forgets about it.

00:56:40.020 Sadly, the case.

00:56:41.300 And then we have some stats out of Sweden, which I think could apply in the United States

00:56:46.900 as well.

00:56:47.520 Of course.

00:56:48.500 Of course.

00:56:48.800 We have like, it's recidivism.

00:56:50.500 Yeah.

00:56:51.240 I know that word.

00:56:52.140 Basically, it's how much you could reduce violent crime by with a one strike law, a two

00:56:58.960 strike law, a three strike laws.

00:57:01.120 So basically it says what proportion of violent crime would be prevented if recidivism stopped

00:57:06.300 after the nth conviction, right?

00:57:08.680 And so basically what it's saying is the violent, the ultra violent people in the world, the

00:57:13.660 stomper outers, the people who are doing violent crimes, they're doing so much of the violent

00:57:19.060 crimes that if you arrested them and kept them off the streets after the first offense,

00:57:24.860 80% of violent crime would go away.

00:57:27.840 Almost 80%.

00:57:28.920 And then with a three strike law, like if after the third time being violent, you kept them

00:57:34.280 off, it would be 50% reduction in violent crime, right?

00:57:38.460 Yeah.

00:57:38.760 And then like, that's why it's so weird because a law in California, like the three strike law,

00:57:45.120 remember that?

00:57:45.720 Um, the three strike law in California was made based on data like this.

00:57:50.800 And then for some reason, progressives, liberals, whoever, they just say, oh, wow, we could reduce

00:57:55.940 it like that.

00:57:57.300 Here, is that the paper?

00:57:58.780 And then they rip it up and they go, okay, we're not doing that, right? 0.95

00:58:02.180 Um, why are you trying to arrest black people? 0.96

00:58:04.260 Exactly. 0.87

00:58:04.800 And that's another example of like the 0.1%, right?

00:58:08.620 When you heard about the three strike law in California and when it got kind of overturned

00:58:14.020 or changed, uh, the criminal justice was reformed in California.

00:58:18.400 The number one story you heard about was a guy whose third strike was like a weed deal

00:58:22.400 with $200 worth of weed.

00:58:24.200 That's the number one thing that would market and like try to pull at your heartstrings.

00:58:27.720 And it's like, well, what were the first two?

00:58:29.960 What were the first two felonies Mike had before he got locked up for the third strike?

00:58:34.540 Right.

00:58:34.940 So it's another one of those like, oh yeah, it's a rape and incest for abortion. 1.00

00:58:40.000 But, uh, yeah, this guy got marijuana.

00:58:42.220 It's like, and how many were beating up an old lady and stealing her purse?

00:58:45.140 Right.

00:58:45.620 Exactly.

00:58:46.200 So, um, I don't know.

00:58:47.520 It's just sad to see this data here and how easily a country or society with the will could

00:58:53.740 stop violent crime.

00:58:55.180 Right.

00:58:55.440 Big time.

00:58:56.440 All right.

00:58:56.740 We're moving on to our last piece of urban decay, the EBT fraud or EBT abuse.

00:59:02.280 Yeah.

00:59:02.600 Uh, this woman has her child call the EBT office and listen to what she says. 1.00

00:59:07.700 I'm hungry.

00:59:09.600 Um, hello?

00:59:11.000 I'm hungry.

00:59:12.320 Oh, baby, how are you?

00:59:14.320 I'm hungry.

00:59:16.260 Okay.

00:59:17.740 I understand you're hungry, but where's your mother?

00:59:20.460 I'm so hungry.

00:59:22.400 Okay, baby, let's try this another way.

00:59:25.180 Are you home alone?

00:59:27.720 No, I'm just hungry.

00:59:29.340 Well, who's there with you?

00:59:31.040 Just me in the empty refrigerator?

00:59:34.700 Oh, baby.

00:59:35.960 I'm so sorry that you're going for a feed.

00:59:38.620 If you could, please put your mother on the phone, and I can just be able to help you.

00:59:43.680 My mom right here, and she don't got no food still. 1.00

00:59:46.720 And I don't want no noodles.

00:59:48.780 I want a seafood boil.

00:59:50.160 I want a seafood boil.

00:59:52.860 Classic.

00:59:53.880 So, is this kid cooked?

00:59:55.680 I think so.

00:59:56.880 Unfortunately, and it's not in the same way that the other 10-year-old kid driving the car through the playground is, but it's a different variation.

01:00:03.520 What are the takeaway lessons this kid is learning?

01:00:07.180 One, rely on others for your basic needs and necessities like food, because it's free.

01:00:13.740 Food comes from the government.

01:00:15.560 Mm-hmm.

01:00:16.240 Number two, it's good to scam that government who's giving you food.

01:00:20.440 You're going to need to angle them a little bit, right?

01:00:23.160 You've got to finesse it.

01:00:24.520 Yeah, and by doing that, you do the finessing by emotionally manipulating with the child.

01:00:30.100 Yeah, the third lesson, which is huge for this community, is a child gets the manipulation done much faster, right?

01:00:37.400 So then, what are you going to do when you have to scam the government, which is where food comes from?

01:00:41.500 You need a kid, right?

01:00:42.900 That's a good point. 0.98

01:00:43.680 And then the lessons you learn from dad are dad's in jail because the police is hunting black people.

01:00:49.320 Yeah, this welfare, how to hustle the welfare conversation with mom, happens right after the how to act with police because they're hunting you. 0.97

01:00:59.160 They're trying to kill you, got to run.

01:01:00.640 Those conversations are two in the same. 0.76

01:01:02.100 Don't listen to them.

01:01:02.920 They hate you.

01:01:03.600 Yeah, they go back to back, right?

01:01:05.060 And then, believe it or not, EBT is on the rise.

01:01:07.880 I'm assuming a big chunk of it's probably for illegals.

01:01:10.260 Of course.

01:01:10.940 But can you read this stat out of Boston Herald?

01:01:13.020 A staggering 672,000 new EBT cards have been added to the welfare rolls in a little over a year, a tally that's intensifying calls for an audit of the welfare agency.

01:01:25.840 And that's a 34% increase in the state of Massachusetts, who obviously has a ton of illegal immigrants in there.

01:01:33.140 And we've been covering it, the Haitians, all the illegal immigrants are on some form of EBT. 1.00

01:01:39.340 They immediately get on government assistance, right?

01:01:41.440 And that's from 2023 to 2024?

01:01:43.780 I think so, yeah.

01:01:44.460 And I'm sure 2023 was an increase from 2022.

01:01:47.400 And I'm sure the 2023 number was high as it is.

01:01:50.080 Yeah.

01:01:50.340 And now it's 35% more than that.

01:01:52.840 So when you look at the two pillars of EBT, it's like the African-Americans finessing the system and having a kid or trying to kind of stay on as long as they can. 1.00

01:02:05.180 And then illegals who just got here immediately getting on. 0.97

01:02:08.580 Then you're like, huh, what is this really for?

01:02:10.640 Is this really helping people who kind of go down on their luck?

01:02:14.380 Or is this just all scammers and people who have never paid a cent into the tax system in their life, right?

01:02:20.320 That's a good point.

01:02:21.240 You know, social safety net doesn't really mean anything if you can just come and be like, jump into the safety net.

01:02:29.720 I'm an illegal immigrant.

01:02:30.880 Whoa, cannonball into the safety net. 0.76

01:02:33.020 It's supposed to be for people who like put in money over the years and like, oh, I lost my job.

01:02:37.900 Now I'm going to get some of that money back.

01:02:39.500 People are going straight to the net.

01:02:40.860 The idea of a safety net is like it's underneath a tightrope that you're walking, which is keeping a job, having, you know, money and fending for yourself.

01:02:49.620 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:50.660 And then the net, these people cannonball straight into the net.

01:02:54.140 I'm a Honduran from who just got here.

01:02:56.740 Let me jump on in.

01:02:57.960 That's scary.

01:02:58.960 Yeah.

01:02:59.200 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:03:01.360 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:03:02.680 We have great Uplifting stuff today.

01:03:04.240 And before we get into Uplifting Gold, the 34% increase, all it gets you is calls for an audit.

01:03:11.640 Yeah.

01:03:12.020 There's not an automatic audit.

01:03:14.120 It's calls for an audit, right?

01:03:15.460 It's not even going to get me.

01:03:16.620 So get a little depressed before we get into the Uplifting.

01:03:18.920 Yes.

01:03:19.420 All right.

01:03:19.760 Our first clip from Uplifting Gold is Trump on Andrew Schultz podcast.

01:03:23.380 Very cool.

01:03:25.860 Where they, you know, still become ambitious and successful.

01:03:29.760 So I do have good kids and five really wonderful children and different, very different.

01:03:37.160 Yeah, they are so different.

01:03:38.660 But, you know, one thing that was in common that I did,

01:03:40.600 I always used to say when I was with them or when they were leaving a room,

01:03:45.240 I would drive them crazy.

01:03:46.900 No drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes. 0.75

01:03:50.060 I would say that.

01:03:50.740 Did you say that to Don Jr.?

01:03:52.220 Yeah, Don's a little wild.

01:03:55.080 He is a wild.

01:03:57.740 He can be a little tough.

01:03:59.580 He told me a funny story.

01:04:01.100 Go ahead.

01:04:01.740 Okay.

01:04:02.560 Because I talked to a bunch of people I was trying to, you know, prepare for this interview.

01:04:05.640 He told me a funny story.

01:04:06.520 And he said to me, he goes, once he asked if he could have a couple of friends over for New Year's.

01:04:12.820 Was it New Year's?

01:04:13.360 No, no, it was July 4th.

01:04:14.260 Right.

01:04:14.580 On top of Trump Tower.

01:04:15.600 Right.

01:04:16.460 Five friends.

01:04:16.980 And you said, yes.

01:04:17.240 He's like, I want five friends.

01:04:18.340 You're like, okay, I'm out of town.

01:04:19.420 Go for it.

01:04:20.740 He brings 200 people over to Trump Tower.

01:04:23.220 Okay.

01:04:23.680 That's right.

01:04:24.120 He says that you weren't supposed to be there.

01:04:27.020 You end up showing up.

01:04:28.960 You hear some noise upstairs.

01:04:31.260 You come up. 0.99

01:04:32.240 You go, what the fuck is everybody doing here? 1.00

01:04:34.360 Get the hell out of my house. 1.00

01:04:35.860 He said he cleaned for the next 36 hours.

01:04:38.360 And he said, to this day, you have never brought up that it even happened.

01:04:43.920 And he said, I'm starting to believe it might not have happened.

01:04:49.160 So can you give him closure?

01:04:51.760 No, it happened.

01:04:52.400 No, I can never give closure.

01:04:54.680 That was a good podcast.

01:04:56.480 I think the difference between that and some other Trump appearances, like Theo Vaughn or

01:05:02.500 something like that, Andrew Schultz did some research for that.

01:05:05.460 Yeah.

01:05:05.640 He was digging around, sniffing around for information.

01:05:09.080 And then you tee up stories like that and you're going to have a banger, right?

01:05:12.300 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:12.940 And you got five henchmen laughing at you.

01:05:15.100 Andrew Schultz has a lot of henchmen ready to laugh laying in the lurch.

01:05:18.880 He did a good job.

01:05:20.220 Maybe we need to add a third guy who's just laughing.

01:05:23.060 That's not bad.

01:05:23.880 That's not bad.

01:05:24.620 Maybe a live audience.

01:05:25.320 A true henchman.

01:05:26.180 But that, exactly.

01:05:27.100 That was a good job.

01:05:27.780 Theo Vaughn.

01:05:29.000 I like Theo Vaughn.

01:05:30.020 I think in that Trump interview, like Trump's, his humor and Trump's humor don't mesh.

01:05:36.560 Yeah.

01:05:36.720 It goes like this.

01:05:37.580 It goes over.

01:05:38.280 Two ships passing in the night.

01:05:39.200 Theo Vaughn will say like a weird line and then Trump doesn't know what you've said or

01:05:42.640 means and then he doesn't really acknowledge it.

01:05:45.100 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:45.400 That's like a fat baby sliding on a slip and slide. 0.98

01:05:48.080 And Trump's just kind of like, what? 0.98

01:05:49.480 And I'm talking about the prime minister.

01:05:50.800 Yeah.

01:05:50.820 On the border.

01:05:51.760 Yeah.

01:05:53.300 Well, that's a belly button, bikini bottom. 0.82

01:05:55.580 Yeah.

01:05:55.720 It's like, oh, what?

01:05:57.480 Is this guy on drugs?

01:05:58.820 That's random, I guess.

01:06:00.600 So that's the difference.

01:06:01.760 And, you know, Theo Vaughn's more of like a certain type of way of talking humor.

01:06:06.980 And then that kind of like is fun when it's fresh.

01:06:09.540 Yeah.

01:06:09.780 But then over time, it gets, you're not really like communicating properly.

01:06:12.920 You can't interview President Trump right now.

01:06:15.060 Please, Theo.

01:06:16.380 And I like Theo, you know.

01:06:17.640 Yeah, me too.

01:06:18.360 And Schultz is great.

01:06:19.220 So that was funny.

01:06:20.120 Next is a guy who's an aspiring comedian.

01:06:23.820 I'm an aspiring comedian.

01:06:25.520 I was wondering if I could try my new material on you and see if you like it.

01:06:28.640 Okay.

01:06:29.480 Why do women wear makeup and perfume? 1.00

01:06:35.020 Because they're ugly and they stink. 1.00

01:06:36.820 Oh, no. 0.99

01:06:39.840 Just go, no.

01:06:41.860 That's the best reaction I've heard.

01:06:43.440 Oh, that's good.

01:06:44.240 She knew it wasn't going to be good.

01:06:45.400 She didn't even want to acknowledge it.

01:06:46.720 She just goes, like, say it.

01:06:49.340 There's a certain humor to that. 1.00

01:06:51.880 They're ugly and they stink. 0.98

01:06:53.420 And it's 10 times funnier than the Kansas professor's bit. 1.00

01:06:56.940 Shoot them in the face. 0.99

01:06:58.160 You know? 1.00

01:06:58.360 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:59.180 Big time.

01:06:59.740 Shows you the difference there.

01:07:00.880 Yeah.

01:07:01.740 Next, this is, I don't know if this is uplifting, but we'll play it in the background.

01:07:05.780 I expect nothing less from you.

01:07:07.380 People, they load up a jar with fish in it, throw it into a spot in the pond or the lake,

01:07:14.720 and then big bass come because they see the fish, but they can't get the fish.

01:07:18.740 And then you throw your lure right over it and then you catch the bass.

01:07:23.100 So it's extra, extra fishing.

01:07:25.120 It's like a decoy fishing.

01:07:26.840 Yeah.

01:07:27.120 It's like when, you know, like the feeders for deer or pigs where you put like corn out

01:07:31.420 and then they come there every day.

01:07:32.860 Oh yeah.

01:07:33.200 I know a guy who does that.

01:07:34.340 It's not real hunting.

01:07:35.320 Yeah.

01:07:35.560 It's not real hunting.

01:07:36.440 It's not real hunting.

01:07:37.120 It's not real fishing in my opinion.

01:07:38.700 Yeah.

01:07:39.000 I agree.

01:07:39.640 You know, why don't you just throw a net in the whole water and drag them all out?

01:07:42.780 Why don't we just electrocute the water instead?

01:07:44.760 Yeah.

01:07:45.040 There, we got them all.

01:07:46.140 Nice job.

01:07:47.000 I agree.

01:07:48.020 Let's go to the next one.

01:07:49.460 You know who you are who's always feeding the deer.

01:07:52.560 You know.

01:07:53.380 You know what you're doing.

01:07:54.280 We know what you're doing.

01:07:55.080 We know you got worms from eating that raw pork incorrectly.

01:07:59.620 All right.

01:08:00.240 Let's go to the birds who are sharing pizza together.

01:08:04.440 This is uplifting.

01:08:05.680 This is great.

01:08:06.980 Pizza box is empty.

01:08:08.040 It looks like they're on vacation somewhere.

01:08:09.660 And they're just enjoying themselves.

01:08:10.740 And they have it like a hand.

01:08:11.940 They're eating pizza like they have a hand.

01:08:13.740 I like that.

01:08:14.580 Me too.

01:08:15.100 What kind of bird is that? 0.70

01:08:16.080 It's a cockatoo.

01:08:17.820 Oh, okay.

01:08:18.720 Yeah.

01:08:19.280 You have a bird experience?

01:08:20.460 A little bit.

01:08:21.080 All right.

01:08:21.480 I don't have bird experience.

01:08:23.380 I lived with someone who had a bird once.

01:08:26.100 Yeah.

01:08:26.540 And then every time you eat, you look closely around the room and you'd see a little like

01:08:30.920 micro feather floating.

01:08:32.220 And then one time I saw like a full feather go like this and then like fully land on my

01:08:37.440 steak. 0.98

01:08:38.300 Disgusting. 0.99

01:08:38.840 And it was disgusting. 0.97

01:08:39.960 And then the bird would make loud sounds every 10 minutes, like a smoke detector. 0.93

01:08:45.240 You know who you are too.

01:08:46.240 But worse.

01:08:46.680 You know who you are as well.

01:08:47.780 And then our last clip, our last clip of Uplifting Gold is this young man right here.

01:08:53.020 It's going to go a little long, but that's okay.

01:08:55.540 We deserve it.

01:08:56.520 And now the end is near, and so I face the final curtain.

01:09:06.840 My friend, I'll say it clear.

01:09:10.320 I'll say it clear.

01:09:11.420 I'll say it clear.

01:09:11.520 I'll say it clear.

01:09:11.580 I'll say it clear.

01:09:12.840 I'll say it clear.

01:09:13.840 I'll say it clear.

01:09:14.940 I'll say it clear.

01:09:16.040 I'll say it clear.

01:09:16.640 I'll say it clear.

01:09:17.720 a life that's old. I traveled each and every highway more. Oh no, not me. I did it my way.

01:09:33.280 For what is a man? What has he got? If not himself, then he has not to say the things he truly feels. And a voice of one who kneels.

01:09:57.100 What do you get? At the end they clap. They do. Yeah, he's not even that good at singing?

01:10:01.200 Yeah, he's not that good, but there's a certain heart to it.

01:10:06.000 There's like two angles here. There's one where if you're a younger person and then you're doing

01:10:11.280 stuff like that, your public speaking skills and your social skills go up because you're not nervous,

01:10:17.420 you're not embarrassed. You can just think, well, I sang that song that time, so now I can

01:10:21.020 go meet a stranger or speak out loud in front of a group. And that's good. But then there's another

01:10:26.200 angle where people are so chronically online that they don't give a crap about anything in real life

01:10:31.700 because they don't think it even matters. Those people aren't even real. They're just props for my

01:10:35.620 kick stream. Yeah. So you can kind of go in that direction where the people aren't even real.

01:10:41.420 Nothing matters. This is going to be a social media clip. Online world is more important and better than

01:10:45.860 real world. Me and you are kind of the opposite where we go crazy in here. Pete Buttigieg,

01:10:50.480 he's going like this, he's digging around. And then like, we're very respectful and never bring

01:10:54.740 it up. And obviously in real life, we're like, oh, that's nice. You enjoy the show. Thank you so

01:10:59.480 much. Or you see a gay guy and you go, hey, what's up? Hey, what's up, Mike? You don't go like,

01:11:02.760 oh, I bet he's doing this and that. Also, pause. Frank Sinatra, My Way, what a pure, strongly

01:11:10.480 written song. They don't make them like that. That's a certain type of guy that they don't make

01:11:15.020 anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Sad to see. But hey, Frank had a real golden era.

01:11:19.840 Big time. Big time. All right. That's the end of the clips. We have a couple of shout

01:11:23.560 outs. We have a happy anniversary. Shout out to Kaylee and Chase. What anniversary? Do

01:11:28.940 you know? I think maybe first. Oh, happy anniversary. I don't know. But they're big

01:11:33.840 show watchers. They're big fans of the show. Happy anniversary, you guys. And happy birthday

01:11:37.840 to Gabe. Gabe. Big time. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Gabe. You guys are the best. Him and

01:11:43.580 his sister and her husband. Everyone's a huge show watching family. It's a

01:11:49.680 quad of show watchers. Everybody watches. Everybody watches. We're very grateful. We

01:11:53.400 love you guys. You're the best. Another bonus land in the books. No. It's a main episode.

01:11:59.000 Main episode. Yeah. There's like us talks in the books. Thank you. There actually isn't

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01:12:09.000 the storm. We're dealing with some like blackouts, like power goes in and out and it's kind of

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01:12:20.840 it up to you next week with longer bonus lands next week. So don't worry. You're not getting

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01:12:29.080 hours and hours and hours and hours of content. You're going to love it. Thank you guys for

01:12:33.140 watching. Have a nice weekend. We will see you on Tuesday. And also there's not going to be

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01:12:44.560 Yep. All right. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you on Tuesday.

01:12:47.480 We're controlling the weather. You're fucked, dude. I'm fucked. 1.00

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