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00:01:09.120 Welcome back to Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 240.

00:01:13.280 Today on the show, Hooters is going bankrupt.

00:01:17.240 We're going to tell you why.

00:01:18.680 Then it turns out government jobs are black jobs.

00:01:22.380 We're going to go over the numbers there.

00:01:24.360 Then in Cringe of the Week, we explain how Democrat policies and non-binary girls having

00:01:29.800 nervous breakdowns yields the same results.

00:01:32.840 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have some new all-time lows.

00:01:38.180 Punching babies, kicking dogs, and throwing grease at people.

00:01:42.460 You're not going to want to miss that.

00:01:43.880 All this and more, it's Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 240, ranked the best news podcast of

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00:01:55.880 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:59.380 And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions

00:02:03.820 because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:02:06.900 Very cool.

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00:03:46.060 Episode 240.

00:03:47.320 Here we are.

00:03:48.040 Yeah.

00:03:48.600 240.

00:03:49.220 Interesting number.

00:03:49.840 It's a weight that some people wish they would weigh, and it's also a weight that some

00:03:55.240 people might be mad that they still weigh.

00:03:57.720 Yeah.

00:03:57.940 Not going to say who's who, but it's all about perspective.

00:04:00.820 Yeah.

00:04:01.300 It is.

00:04:02.680 It is.

00:04:03.260 We have a packed show today.

00:04:05.360 A huge Urban Decay, normal cringe, and a pretty packed housekeeping.

00:04:09.560 But the Urban Decay, the all-time lows.

00:04:11.580 We were throwing away good videos.

00:04:13.440 Yeah.

00:04:13.800 That's how bad Urban Decay, which is fascinating because, what, it just comes in waves?

00:04:17.580 This was a really bad week for you-know-who.

00:04:19.600 Yeah.

00:04:19.960 For, like, bad behaving people.

00:04:21.880 So, we'll see.

00:04:23.680 Yeah.

00:04:23.980 We will see.

00:04:24.760 And keep in mind, everything that doesn't make it to the show goes to Bonusland for equally

00:04:28.380 good episodes.

00:04:29.220 Smart.

00:04:29.600 Let's get right into the story of the day.

00:04:31.600 In my mind, MSNBC cancels Joy Reid's show in Major Shake-Up.

00:04:36.580 Yeah.

00:04:37.020 And her show is being replaced by a panel of people, so they cannot recreate Joy Reid, but

00:04:43.300 they can in the aggregate, as Billy Bean said.

00:04:46.140 But MSNBC got a new president, like, earlier this month, and it looks like one of the first

00:04:52.360 actions is getting rid of Joy Reid.

00:04:54.100 Seems to have his head screwed on, right?

00:04:55.940 Yeah.

00:04:56.280 It's a woman.

00:04:57.060 It's okay.

00:04:58.480 Then we have a clip from Joy Reid already kind of in her podcast set.

00:05:03.600 My show had value.

00:05:05.820 And that, I'm sorry, that what I was doing had value.

00:05:16.380 Love to see it.

00:05:17.520 Already crying on a podcast.

00:05:19.140 Already crying.

00:05:20.040 Yeah.

00:05:20.320 Joy, start a podcast.

00:05:21.720 Let's see what those numbers really are.

00:05:23.400 You'll get 5K viewers like Don Lemon does.

00:05:26.160 Yeah.

00:05:26.440 Welcome to the trenches, bitch.

00:05:28.740 It's ugly.

00:05:29.760 It's a fight.

00:05:30.820 You're already crying in the trenches.

00:05:32.620 Yeah.

00:05:32.800 And then keep in mind, her first episode might get some views, but it'll be like right-wingers

00:05:37.140 like us watching just to see how bad it is.

00:05:39.480 Yeah.

00:05:39.980 But yeah, I like to see how it's playing out.

00:05:42.880 She's in the trenches, and she's already crying.

00:05:44.840 And I will say, Joy, thank you for your service.

00:05:48.420 A person like Joy Reid, who has a show and constantly speaks in hyperbole and doesn't

00:05:53.540 really have a coherent message and goes with the administration's messaging, that does

00:06:00.060 tangible damage to their side.

00:06:01.960 Yeah.

00:06:02.200 You know what I mean?

00:06:02.740 Oh, yeah.

00:06:03.040 There were clips that went viral.

00:06:05.040 We're thanking you for your service because you gave us clips to talk about, insane opinions.

00:06:10.760 So you will be missed.

00:06:12.420 And hopefully, I guess with a podcast and no viewers, those insane takes will slip through

00:06:17.380 the cracks now, and we won't see them ever again.

00:06:19.380 Yeah.

00:06:19.760 Well, I'll keep an eye out.

00:06:20.700 I'll keep tabs on her.

00:06:21.940 Yeah.

00:06:22.040 Let's move on to our next story.

00:06:23.820 Great news.

00:06:24.540 Dan Bongino.

00:06:25.620 You don't have to read the whole thing, but can you just give the synopsis?

00:06:28.420 Yeah.

00:06:28.700 Great news for law enforcement and American justice.

00:06:30.940 Dan Bongino, a man of incredible love and passion for our country, has just been named

00:06:35.200 the next deputy director of the FBI.

00:06:37.900 Love to see it.

00:06:38.860 And Dan Bongino knows all the conspiracies that we know.

00:06:43.000 He knows all about Obama.

00:06:45.340 Yeah.

00:06:46.580 He was a Secret Service guy for a while.

00:06:48.340 He was a Secret Service guy.

00:06:49.420 I think him and Cash can get it done, but he's also going to stop his show.

00:06:53.540 Ooh.

00:06:54.220 So if you guys are Dan Bongino watchers, you don't watch anymore, come watch this show.

00:06:58.720 Welcome.

00:06:59.400 Welcome.

00:06:59.860 We're soaking everybody up.

00:07:01.460 And then another piece that plays into that, FBI director Cash Patel will also serve as

00:07:06.660 the acting director of the ATF, which, you know, I mean, that's great.

00:07:11.460 Yeah.

00:07:11.660 We love him in that role.

00:07:13.080 It's just a lot of work.

00:07:14.700 Yeah.

00:07:14.920 But hopefully the role in the ATF will just be like deleted, deleted, canceled, fired,

00:07:20.540 no more.

00:07:21.560 This role is unconstitutional.

00:07:23.360 Everyone gets full auto.

00:07:24.720 I was going to say, there's got to be a lot to clean up within the FBI.

00:07:28.160 Oh, full auto.

00:07:28.960 You snuck in there.

00:07:30.260 There's got to be a lot to clean up in the FBI.

00:07:32.100 And it's like, we're giving them another role, which I mean, obviously it's good, but it's

00:07:36.280 like, don't you need a lot of bandwidth to kind of sort through what happened with the

00:07:39.680 FBI, especially over the last four years?

00:07:42.480 Yeah.

00:07:42.980 So hopefully it doesn't take too much of his bandwidth, but I think he can get it all done.

00:07:48.060 There's a meme that was going around too, or I don't know if it was a meme, but it was

00:07:51.540 a text that maybe we can confirm if it's not.

00:07:54.000 Hello, I'm Mr. Patel, head of FBI, send $2,500 in Google gift cards or my team arrest

00:08:00.380 you tomorrow.

00:08:01.720 The scams are already starting.

00:08:04.500 So, um, but yeah, back to the Dan Bongino and Cash Patel.

00:08:09.100 It's like, though, this is a symptom, Dan Bongino, the podcaster and absolute Trump loyalist

00:08:15.240 being appointed deputy director of the FBI.

00:08:17.100 This is a symptom of the change between 2016, 2020 and 2024 Trump.

00:08:24.140 If you, if 2020 never happened, we would never get Dan Bongino, deputy director of the FBI.

00:08:29.240 We tried to play nice.

00:08:30.680 Trump tried to like talk to the Comey and have meetings, like you're going to be fair,

00:08:35.480 right?

00:08:36.080 And then Jim Coney is like writing a book.

00:08:38.180 He tried to bribe me.

00:08:39.840 So it's, we're done.

00:08:41.840 We're done with like trying to find a guy who's in the rank and file of the FBI and then move

00:08:45.760 him up.

00:08:46.480 We're just hiring henchmen, right?

00:08:49.560 Hiring loyalists.

00:08:50.500 And I don't care.

00:08:51.760 My, my threshold for caring is gone now.

00:08:54.620 We don't care how it looks.

00:08:55.780 We don't care how it's perceived by the other side.

00:08:58.720 We're just putting our guys in.

00:09:00.400 And especially perception from the other side, they're going to scream and cry at anyone.

00:09:05.840 So you might as well give them someone to really cry about.

00:09:08.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:09.480 It's kind of like the meme where they called, not even the meme, the reality, George Bush

00:09:14.320 was Hitler.

00:09:15.180 George H.W.

00:09:15.980 Bush was Hitler.

00:09:16.660 Hitler, every Republican going back 20 years has been Hitler at some point.

00:09:21.200 So we're done.

00:09:22.440 So you might as well do a Roman salute if it doesn't mean anything.

00:09:26.720 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:09:28.700 If sad story, maybe the saddest of our episode, Hooters to declare bankruptcy.

00:09:33.700 Yeah, we lost a piece of Americana there.

00:09:35.500 What are your thoughts on the matter?

00:09:37.220 Well, you know, Hooters used to be a fun spot.

00:09:40.300 It's more classy than a strip club.

00:09:42.340 It's a great place to take your kid after a basketball tournament to make sure he's not

00:09:46.620 gay.

00:09:47.280 Yeah, you and the other dad and your two 12-year-olds, you go, what are they looking?

00:09:53.280 But, you know, everyone's wondering, why is it just, you know, standard bankruptcy of a

00:09:58.060 failing business?

00:09:58.860 Why is it this way?

00:10:00.140 And I found a tweet that sums it up.

00:10:02.300 Hooters is going out of business because girls wear this to the grocery store.

00:10:06.560 Yeah.

00:10:06.900 Yeah, that's why.

00:10:08.060 Yeah.

00:10:08.240 It's not like a thing that you can see.

00:10:11.480 Oh, you go to Hooters and you see girls with their tits out.

00:10:15.040 They got undercut by a gen pop.

00:10:17.460 You know, it wasn't even, it wasn't even hard.

00:10:20.220 And Hooters also is kind of the restaurant you go to once every three years.

00:10:26.820 Yeah.

00:10:27.220 Like you have a random memory like, oh yeah, we went to Hooters and then we went to the

00:10:30.500 baseball game.

00:10:31.300 Yeah.

00:10:31.680 How many times have you been?

00:10:33.800 Five.

00:10:34.520 In the last 10 years, probably five times.

00:10:36.660 I think I went once with you on a road trip.

00:10:38.980 Yeah.

00:10:39.140 And then I went once when my driver's ed class finished our curriculum and we drove to Hooters.

00:10:44.940 It was like me, three other guys my age, like 18 years old.

00:10:48.240 And then the driver's ed guy.

00:10:49.700 Yeah.

00:10:50.140 18.

00:10:50.620 You got your license at 18, a little slow.

00:10:52.360 Or 17.

00:10:52.960 Maybe it was 17.

00:10:53.900 Yeah.

00:10:54.120 Yeah.

00:10:54.420 So, you know, that's what Hooters was, but that's what it should have always been for

00:10:58.740 everyone in the future.

00:10:59.840 And now it's gone.

00:11:00.820 Yeah.

00:11:01.000 It's hard to attract regulars like, hey, it's the Tuesday night at Hooters.

00:11:04.320 You know, it gets a little greasy at that point.

00:11:06.600 And then towards the end too, the people working there, they weren't your typical Hooters girls

00:11:12.780 in the calendar from like back in the day.

00:11:15.320 They kind of started hiring everybody, maybe doing a little DEI type inclusion where you

00:11:19.840 don't have to look a certain way to work here.

00:11:21.980 Anyone can work here.

00:11:22.860 Yeah.

00:11:23.320 Did you think Hooters was safe from the browning of America?

00:11:26.540 Yeah, it's not.

00:11:28.400 Well, it takes us to our next story.

00:11:30.560 Much of the black middle class was built by federal jobs, and that may change.

00:11:35.800 Yeah.

00:11:36.080 For the last several decades, federal jobs helped black workers find stable work with

00:11:40.380 guardrails to prevent bias.

00:11:42.000 But mass cuts are threatening decades of upward mobility.

00:11:45.360 And this article was written two days ago by NBCBLK.

00:11:48.480 That's the black NBC specifically for them.

00:11:50.960 Yeah, they're busy.

00:11:51.800 And then there was a tweet that also added some context to this.

00:11:55.260 Can you give it a read?

00:11:56.100 This guy said 65% of black women with university degrees work for the government.

00:12:02.400 Read that again.

00:12:03.300 Not that 65% of workers are black women, but that 65% of all college educated black women

00:12:09.760 are employed by the government.

00:12:14.060 Cursing during your commute again?

00:12:16.020 Do you find yourself living at work instead of working from home?

00:12:18.880 Couldn't this have been an email?

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00:12:54.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:12:55.880 Wow, that's an incredibly high number.

00:12:59.680 That's like reparations.

00:13:01.300 I know.

00:13:01.740 And you know who's responsible for this?

00:13:03.400 Who?

00:13:04.280 Obama.

00:13:05.120 Obama.

00:13:05.960 Obama loaded it up and made everyone, gave everyone a job.

00:13:09.060 It was basically reparations, in my opinion.

00:13:10.940 Yeah, that kind of counts.

00:13:12.320 And now, I mean, NBC Black is obviously going to write the article about how this is bad

00:13:17.480 and disproportionately, you know, the cries of disproportionately affecting something.

00:13:22.320 And it's like, no, we're just going after federal workers, and they happen to be black.

00:13:26.980 We don't care.

00:13:28.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:29.140 But it sounds like the scam was kind of coming to an end, right?

00:13:31.100 Yeah, coming to an end, but exactly like you said, scam.

00:13:34.400 That's the key word, scam.

00:13:36.080 You put a lot of people like that in positions, hard to fire them, and then you build this

00:13:41.700 like administrative government class of people who are working against white people.

00:13:46.920 And then when a lot of black people are working for the federal government, you start

00:13:50.480 to spend federal money on some dumb shit.

00:13:53.440 Which takes us to our Doge section.

00:13:55.900 Can you read our first call out in our Doge section?

00:13:58.400 Well, the NIH currently funds over 400 projects worth $350 million relating to structural racism.

00:14:07.480 And then it has an example, $691,000 of our health science funding went to Our Voices Matter,

00:14:15.780 Racial Justice Activism Intervention to Address Structural Racism and Prevent Depression in Black and Latinks Youth.

00:14:23.160 Latinks.

00:14:24.060 Latinks.

00:14:24.960 And we've showed those studies before, like, you know, is white people getting good sleep racism?

00:14:30.740 Yeah.

00:14:30.940 Or why it's racist that white people prefer peace and quiet?

00:14:35.400 Or trees racist?

00:14:36.900 Yeah.

00:14:37.340 All that dumb stuff.

00:14:38.520 It actually had government backing and all that money, $350 million across 400 contracts.

00:14:45.440 Yeah.

00:14:45.700 Those articles set up a government funding.

00:14:48.440 So it's like a circular thing.

00:14:49.700 Like somebody writes an article in The Atlantic and then it's like, well, we got to investigate it.

00:14:53.300 We're paying so much for the Atlantic subscription, I got to investigate.

00:14:57.480 And this is the National Institute of Health.

00:14:59.900 So it's one thing if USAID or the dumb, you know, like floating around organizations spend money on this dumb racist stuff.

00:15:10.460 But this is like health.

00:15:12.100 So you're trying to find an excuse of why racism affects someone's personal health.

00:15:16.640 They were sucking the money out of everywhere they could.

00:15:18.940 You want me to read any of these other ones?

00:15:20.220 Yeah, we have a couple more examples.

00:15:21.400 The impact of segregation and the mediating effects of vascular risk on 10-year cognitive and functional outcomes in black-slash-African-American older adults enrolled in the active study.

00:15:32.580 I don't even understand the tagline.

00:15:34.420 So segregation and then, ah, heart attack.

00:15:36.940 Must be because they're black.

00:15:39.120 Adolescence stress, critical consciousness, and resilience trajectories in the context of structural racism.

00:15:45.220 That was $650,000.

00:15:47.000 $650,000.

00:15:47.880 Everything's in the context of structure.

00:15:49.360 You just add that in the context of structural racism and people go, hmm, got to look into it, I think.

00:15:54.740 Yeah, eating lots of candy and fruit punch in the context of structural racism.

00:15:58.160 And then it's like, that's $500,000 right there.

00:16:00.760 You got a hold of it.

00:16:01.960 Send the check.

00:16:02.940 Yeah.

00:16:03.020 So the race-based handouts are coming to an end within the government, which is great.

00:16:07.760 And it's also happening outside the government, too.

00:16:10.300 This woman posted on Twitter about her bookings during Black History Month.

00:16:15.660 Can you give it a read, please?

00:16:16.680 Yeah.

00:16:17.020 She says, I'm normally booked 15-plus times in Black History Month.

00:16:21.180 This year, I'm booked once.

00:16:23.020 So she's some sort of DEI race grifter type who presents to white people about how they should feel guilty, and the money's drying up.

00:16:29.940 Yeah, we don't want that.

00:16:31.180 So, and that's coincidentally right after USAID all got fired.

00:16:34.920 I don't know who's really paying, corporate versus government, but...

00:16:38.000 It's called trickle-down.

00:16:39.540 Yeah.

00:16:39.720 I have a feeling that USAID money was trickling down to people like her.

00:16:44.060 Next story, can you give it a read about Elon potentially auditing the Fed?

00:16:47.880 Well, just in, Elon Musk says he is considering having Doge audit the Federal Reserve.

00:16:52.680 It's time to double your security, brother.

00:16:54.880 This is how you get killed.

00:16:56.140 I mean, he's going to be like, you know, you go around every single government organization, and you go, oh, I'll do that, and then Fort Knox, and then this, and then all of a sudden you're...

00:17:04.820 How come our money's not backed by gold?

00:17:06.900 Oh, your head's exploded.

00:17:08.660 Exactly.

00:17:09.060 Not to be negative, but this type of upending of the shadow government is how you get your country nuked, pandemicked, or have some sort of power grid failure.

00:17:19.700 Yeah.

00:17:19.940 So head on and swivel out there, Elon.

00:17:21.460 Keep it up.

00:17:22.120 Yep.

00:17:22.400 And then Elon's team sent out emails to government workers last week.

00:17:27.060 Can you read what it said?

00:17:28.420 It said, please reply to this email with approximately five bullets of what you accomplished last week and CC your manager.

00:17:35.380 Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.

00:17:38.600 Deadline Monday at 1159 p.m.

00:17:41.280 Love that.

00:17:42.040 And then, you know, oh, I wired some money for trans surgery on a duck, $1.1 million to cut his pecker off.

00:17:49.040 Yeah.

00:17:49.180 I subverted everything and, oh, God, I got to write that down because I didn't do anything else, right?

00:17:54.620 Yeah.

00:17:54.780 We wired money to Israel and Hamas, hoping that helps.

00:17:58.560 Bombs on both sides.

00:18:00.920 And then leftists are getting mad about that, and they are all of a sudden caring about government efficiency.

00:18:06.200 Can you read this post on Reddit?

00:18:08.560 Yeah.

00:18:08.780 This was a Reddit post from Fed News where, as we've said in previous episodes, they've really been freaking out.

00:18:14.060 All the federal employees are communicating with each other.

00:18:16.020 And so they complained and said, this email will cost taxpayers at least $17 million.

00:18:21.800 And then they provide their logic, estimated reply time of 10 minutes.

00:18:26.340 Wage and employment figures from the agency formerly known as the U.S. Digital Service, over 2.25 million employees, 10 minutes replying, total hours replying, 37,000.

00:18:38.680 They just did the math, basically, and got to the number of $17 million over all federal employees for 10 minutes, right?

00:18:45.020 So you're getting to the point of wasted, you know, the wasted money.

00:18:49.640 And it's like, oh, it's all about money and efficiency all of a sudden.

00:18:52.420 And they're like using our own talking point to prove why we're right, but just in this one case of the email.

00:18:58.840 Yeah.

00:18:59.040 This is a waste of time, except it's not because everybody for 10 minutes costs $17 million.

00:19:05.700 So we have to do something, right?

00:19:07.460 And then when we make huge cuts and we're not paying salaries anymore, we're going to save a lot of money.

00:19:12.580 But they're just kind of like by accident admitting that the problem we're trying to fix is actually a huge problem.

00:19:18.900 Kicking and screaming along the way, right?

00:19:20.700 Yeah.

00:19:21.300 Which we love to see.

00:19:22.360 And we have some people here getting fired and walking out with the boxes from their desk, and they're getting applauded on the streets of D.C.

00:19:33.780 USAID workers.

00:19:35.180 Yeah.

00:19:37.460 All right.

00:19:44.360 That's good.

00:19:45.180 We just love to see it.

00:19:46.560 They're fired and they go home.

00:19:48.200 And, you know, you get applauded.

00:19:49.340 Hope it felt good.

00:19:50.360 Get in your Uber and you're done.

00:19:52.000 Yeah.

00:19:52.240 And, you know, in a certain way, it could look, oh, it's sad.

00:19:55.880 Oh, that lady, she looks nice.

00:19:57.560 But then you look at what they're doing versus what they're paid to do.

00:20:01.740 And that spread just got way too wide and too wasteful.

00:20:04.700 And pack your fucking box, right?

00:20:06.400 Exactly.

00:20:06.660 Actually, those are our pens.

00:20:08.360 That's not yours.

00:20:09.500 You have to pay for the box.

00:20:11.180 And then don't feel too bad about mocking someone from losing their job.

00:20:15.160 Remember what they did to us during COVID.

00:20:17.800 Can you read the headline and the guy's tweet?

00:20:20.620 Column.

00:20:21.060 Mocking anti-vaxxers COVID deaths is ghoulish, yes, but may be necessary.

00:20:26.440 Exactly.

00:20:27.020 So mocking those losing their jobs to doge is ghoulish, yes, but necessary.

00:20:32.000 And then another big one, I think 14,000 people lost their job immediately when the

00:20:37.580 Biden admin took over and canceled the Keystone Pipeline.

00:20:40.100 Yeah.

00:20:40.620 14,000 people.

00:20:41.780 And that was a private business.

00:20:43.640 These people are all sucking on the taxpayer's teat.

00:20:46.320 Yeah.

00:20:46.460 Those other guys were like working wrenches and tightening bolts.

00:20:49.300 Yeah.

00:20:49.740 These guys are sending, can't even send one email about what they did last week without

00:20:53.820 crying and funding gay shit from the taxpayer.

00:20:58.000 You know, it's not the same thing at all.

00:21:00.000 Not at all.

00:21:01.140 And speaking of funding gay shit, another highlight for our Doge segment, this guy, the CEO of

00:21:07.300 AIDS is fired.

00:21:09.160 Several LGBTQ rights organizations sued the Trump administration on Thursday, alleging that

00:21:14.520 the president's executive orders aimed at dismantling diversity and equity programs

00:21:19.100 are unconstitutional and will cripple critical programs used by Americans.

00:21:24.840 And here's the man in a dress.

00:21:27.020 He's the CEO of the San Francisco AIDS Foundation.

00:21:30.340 So one would, if you're simplifying that for the sake of conversation, you'd say, hey, he's

00:21:34.240 the CEO of AIDS.

00:21:35.420 That's why.

00:21:36.080 He looks like it.

00:21:36.920 And this is one of those things, another one where ABC News writes the article and their

00:21:43.900 take is like, look at Trump.

00:21:45.580 He took funding away from this guy.

00:21:47.360 And it's a Rorschach test where the left is like, oh my God, we might need that.

00:21:51.560 Some kids might have AIDS or something might happen.

00:21:54.200 And then we look at it and we see a butterfly instead.

00:21:57.660 And it's like, this is exactly who should not be getting taxpayer money.

00:22:01.420 Exactly.

00:22:01.900 This gay guy in a dress with the beard and he's the CEO of AIDS.

00:22:05.660 I don't think he should be getting it.

00:22:07.580 And if it's such a great cause, then it should be very, very easy to have a charity gala,

00:22:13.400 have a dinner in San Francisco.

00:22:15.240 There's a lot of rich patrons.

00:22:16.360 They'll donate.

00:22:17.020 Ellen DeGeneres will give you a million dollars.

00:22:19.740 Ellen DeGeneres and Portia.

00:22:21.320 They're going to come.

00:22:22.440 It's an important cause.

00:22:23.740 They'll help, right?

00:22:24.680 And again, it's another one of those themes of replacing charity with government subsidizing.

00:22:29.900 You know, like this, the whole time, this gay guy, giving him a stupid job and making

00:22:35.380 him, I'm the president.

00:22:36.680 I'm the president of AIDS.

00:22:38.360 You know, that should have been done with charity dollars, not taxpayer dollars, right?

00:22:42.140 Exactly.

00:22:42.880 And then our final piece of this little mini segment, the Pelosi building is up for sale,

00:22:48.620 I believe, the federal building in San Francisco.

00:22:50.960 Trump is planning to sell the Nancy Pelosi federal building in San Francisco.

00:22:54.880 And this is kind of a theme.

00:22:56.340 The U.S., the federal government has tons of office space, and that was part of the

00:23:00.740 return to office thing.

00:23:02.340 But Trump said, let's cut the losses on the Nancy Pelosi building.

00:23:05.800 Very symbolic.

00:23:06.860 End of an era.

00:23:07.560 I love that.

00:23:08.440 How do you get a building named after you before you're even dead?

00:23:11.200 That's what I want to know.

00:23:12.660 That's a good question.

00:23:14.040 Kickbacks.

00:23:14.700 Lots of kickbacks.

00:23:15.700 What kind of, whose palms got greased on that federal building?

00:23:17.860 What should we name it?

00:23:19.180 It's like, I gave you the contract.

00:23:20.680 What should we name it?

00:23:21.340 Nancy digs her nails into your shoulder.

00:23:23.120 After she gives you the contract to build it, probably.

00:23:25.540 And then Reacher.

00:23:27.440 Do you know this guy's real name?

00:23:29.040 Alan Richtman or something?

00:23:30.580 He's like a big, muscular, tough guy who plays Reacher.

00:23:34.960 Yeah, Alan Richson.

00:23:36.220 Alan Richson.

00:23:37.680 He knows Matt Gaetz personally.

00:23:40.980 Can you read what he said?

00:23:41.960 He swung on him.

00:23:43.540 There's a new season of Reacher coming out on Amazon Prime, and he just swings on Matt Gaetz

00:23:48.320 for no reason.

00:23:49.640 He went to school with Matt Gaetz.

00:23:51.520 That motherfucker, we are adversaries.

00:23:53.820 It's shocking to me that the panhandle of Florida continues to vote for somebody, knowing

00:23:57.840 everything we know about him and the promises that he's made behind closed doors about pardoning

00:24:01.820 certain criminals.

00:24:02.860 He's just not a good dude, the actor told GQ.

00:24:06.160 There's part of me that wants to get into politics to outdo somebody like him for good,

00:24:10.000 and there's part of me that's like, I'm not duplicitous enough to succeed in politics.

00:24:14.580 Hmm, duplicitous.

00:24:15.680 So he sits down with an interview with GQ about, hey, your new show came out.

00:24:21.860 You're looking good.

00:24:22.520 You're shredded.

00:24:23.280 And he goes, fucking Matt Gaetz.

00:24:24.860 I'm just so pissed.

00:24:26.160 He could have just kept it neutral, not get too political.

00:24:29.420 I bet a lot of the people who watch Reacher, a show about like a jack guy who beats people

00:24:34.100 up, are probably somewhat right wing or like appreciate masculinity.

00:24:38.280 They're not leftists, right?

00:24:39.560 And we have Reacher now basically defending like the canceled policies of USAID and like

00:24:46.720 whatever Doge is up against, like Reacher is defending that.

00:24:49.780 And then this is one of those cases, one of those rare cases where the guy is juiced to

00:24:53.780 the gills and his body doesn't match his politics.

00:24:56.480 So he'll be elevated even more, right?

00:24:58.920 Yeah.

00:24:59.240 Because he'll be like, it's strong.

00:25:01.520 A strong man stands up to Matt Gaetz in the GQ interview promoting season three of Reacher.

00:25:05.980 Yeah.

00:25:06.280 This is the most masculine Democrat that exists.

00:25:09.560 Can you read some of the memes we have for him?

00:25:11.520 Yeah.

00:25:11.920 What are you going to do, Reacher?

00:25:13.420 I'm going to show them what happens when they stop funding gender affirming care in

00:25:16.740 Guatemala.

00:25:18.100 So people have been running with it and making him say the gayest stuff.

00:25:21.500 We got one here.

00:25:22.100 I think you mean Elliot Page.

00:25:24.060 Dead naming Elliot Page.

00:25:26.500 And then Rap Boy had one too.

00:25:28.020 That was very good.

00:25:28.700 That was the best.

00:25:29.220 Yours is the best one.

00:25:30.140 That was a direct order from Admiral Levine.

00:25:32.360 He's joking.

00:25:33.300 This guy.

00:25:33.920 So it's something weird when you like subvert your role.

00:25:37.580 And like, this is, this is this guy's show.

00:25:40.680 It's his baby.

00:25:41.440 It's his, like what he's known for at this point.

00:25:43.800 He was, he was a Blue Mountain State guy.

00:25:45.700 You ever watch Blue Mountain State?

00:25:46.380 Yeah, it's so true.

00:25:47.280 Yeah.

00:25:47.800 But so this is what he's known for.

00:25:49.360 And now it's like, let me be a little gay.

00:25:51.600 Let me bring politics into this show about, you know, beating people's heads in.

00:25:55.780 Not good.

00:25:56.540 Mistake.

00:25:57.140 Classic Hollywood mistake, right?

00:25:58.500 Classic Hollywood mistake.

00:25:59.460 Somebody said, this is what you do to signal that you're into the Eyes Wide Shut Hollywood parties.

00:26:04.920 This is, I want to be let in.

00:26:06.400 Let me in.

00:26:07.300 Or if you're in already and they give you this and go, hey, we're going to need you to swing on Matt Gaetz.

00:26:11.920 He goes, what?

00:26:12.560 I know him from high school.

00:26:14.000 He wasn't a bad guy.

00:26:15.260 It's not a big deal.

00:26:16.060 Let's go.

00:26:16.700 No, we're going to need you to start defending the trans Guatemalan money.

00:26:20.580 It's like, if you want to reach your season five, this is what you're going to have to do.

00:26:23.980 Tell it to GQ.

00:26:25.600 All right.

00:26:26.060 Let's get into our migrant section.

00:26:27.460 First story from our migrant section, Trump fired the ICE director because he wasn't happy with the deportation numbers.

00:26:34.960 Caleb Vitello fired.

00:26:36.760 Yeah.

00:26:36.960 So that's good.

00:26:37.760 I'm not happy with the deportation numbers either.

00:26:39.800 We need some movement.

00:26:40.800 We need something to change and get a Dan Bongino type.

00:26:44.600 Get some random guy who's going to do it a lot harder.

00:26:47.260 Cash Patel.

00:26:47.960 Yeah.

00:26:48.360 Cash.

00:26:48.940 I think he's free on Thursdays.

00:26:50.800 Thursdays and Tuesdays.

00:26:52.240 Yeah.

00:26:53.200 This next story actually really pissed me off.

00:26:56.000 I knew the Haitian stuff was bad, but wait till you hear the specifics we get into after.

00:27:00.880 Yeah.

00:27:01.380 President Trump reverses protections for 520,000 Haitian migrants, making them eligible for deportation.

00:27:10.140 520,000 Haitians.

00:27:12.040 We looked it up.

00:27:12.920 That's 5% of Haiti's population.

00:27:15.740 Why would we need or want 5% of Haiti to be here?

00:27:20.340 Yeah.

00:27:20.900 And obviously this was a huge issue for Springfield, Ohio that came on the debate stage and was a national issue, eating the cats, eating the dogs.

00:27:30.020 And yeah, 5% of a country just came here.

00:27:32.500 Why?

00:27:32.980 Charity?

00:27:33.780 For us to just like – they're not helping.

00:27:36.160 They're not computer savants.

00:27:37.720 They're not – they don't know how to drill oil better than anyone else.

00:27:41.380 Not at all.

00:27:42.140 And what's it called?

00:27:45.120 Remember everyone on the left and the Democrats are all saying that like, oh, this is legal.

00:27:49.860 They're legal immigrants.

00:27:51.020 They're refugees or whatever.

00:27:52.360 That was only because Joe Biden made a pathway to citizenship expedited for just the Haitians like a year ago.

00:27:59.040 Yeah.

00:27:59.220 This was a big talking point from leftists is he was only going to go after illegal immigrants and then Joe Biden just granted all these Haitians temporary protected status in June 2024.

00:28:10.200 So they're legal.

00:28:11.240 What are you, a fascist?

00:28:12.920 And it's just this whole weird thing where, yeah, Joe Biden and Alejandro Mayorkas, that like traitor to the country, did something that was basically the same thing as a stroke of a pen, executive order.

00:28:24.980 And now it's getting undone because the country voted heavily against that.

00:28:29.080 So the Haitians will have to go back.

00:28:31.080 Springfield, Ohio, just hang on a little longer, brother.

00:28:33.820 We're coming for you.

00:28:34.980 We're coming for you, Springfield.

00:28:36.180 And then hopefully Doge can look into Haiti too with like the money spending there.

00:28:40.280 Yeah.

00:28:40.460 Because I remember after the earthquake, Hillary Clinton stole all that money.

00:28:44.120 Doge can find out.

00:28:45.200 We get the proof.

00:28:46.180 Hillary Clinton goes to Gitmo.

00:28:47.780 Yeah.

00:28:48.020 As prophesized.

00:28:49.140 Yeah.

00:28:49.580 Absolutely, brother.

00:28:51.000 But yeah, that's a big thing.

00:28:52.720 Like, no, they're legal or this, they have temporary protected status.

00:28:56.800 Yeah.

00:28:57.100 You guys aren't in charge anymore.

00:28:58.660 The friendly policies are over.

00:29:01.000 Everyone has to go back.

00:29:02.640 And then if deportation numbers catching them in the street are low, we got to find a new way to get the numbers up, right?

00:29:08.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:09.880 All right.

00:29:10.120 Let's do some migrant stuff from Not America.

00:29:13.260 This is a commercial that's playing for a school in Ireland, and it'll make you pretty mad.

00:29:19.880 OMG, you got your braids and I love them.

00:29:21.800 Yeah, thanks.

00:29:22.980 I want to get them done for longitude.

00:29:24.280 I think they're so exotic.

00:29:25.420 You shouldn't.

00:29:26.240 My culture isn't an accessory.

00:29:27.700 What do you mean?

00:29:28.220 I've never tried them before.

00:29:29.160 I want to get them.

00:29:30.160 Yeah, I know.

00:29:30.760 But this is for my culture, not for your fashion.

00:29:33.080 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:29:33.980 I should have known, but I had to learn.

00:29:36.100 I should have known, but I had to learn.

00:29:39.020 I should have known, but I had to learn.

00:29:40.740 Isn't it ironic to tell Irish people that you're stealing my culture when Ireland is being filled with Africans who are literally making Ireland less Irish?

00:29:51.140 Isn't that like the most ironic thing in the world?

00:29:53.220 Of course.

00:29:53.520 And then they say, you know, oh, that's my culture.

00:29:56.100 You can't steal it.

00:29:57.660 Well, you're wearing a school uniform and you're speaking English and you go to school inside a place that has heat and glass windows and serves you a healthy lunch every day.

00:30:07.800 You know?

00:30:08.140 So, yeah, I think I'm going to borrow the braids for a week.

00:30:10.620 I'm going to try them out.

00:30:11.560 And black people didn't invent braids either.

00:30:13.960 You're borrowing some of our culture here and we can borrow a little bit of yours.

00:30:18.780 They invade your country.

00:30:20.480 They stuff third worlders or whoever, people who won't assimilate well, into your country.

00:30:26.500 And then they film a propaganda piece lecturing you on how to act around them.

00:30:30.840 It's a very weird and backwards situation that's completely unacceptable.

00:30:35.440 And some of these countries are going to get to a boiling point at some point, right?

00:30:39.120 And that's the key is they accuse the Irish of being the ones of stealing culture when it's actually the immigrants and migrants that are coming in.

00:30:48.240 And then that keeps you kind of like knocked down a few pegs and not calling it out because you don't want to be called racist.

00:30:54.180 And they make it seem like the biggest problem is Irish people stealing African people's culture.

00:30:59.940 And that's like the calling card of the bad guys.

00:31:02.600 They accuse you of what they're doing, right?

00:31:04.840 That's like the communist thing.

00:31:06.100 It's a Marxist thing.

00:31:07.540 So that's exactly what we're seeing here.

00:31:09.080 They're accusing the Irish girl of stealing culture.

00:31:11.460 And it's like you're literally outnumbering us and projected to outnumber us over time.

00:31:16.280 And then what's more important?

00:31:17.440 Like I'm wearing my hair and I copied something or like you guys moved in and like now you're at the park, you know, or you guys moved in and now you're taking the public housing.

00:31:28.060 You know what I mean?

00:31:28.920 Like actually taking up space versus like some sort of symbolic measure.

00:31:32.680 So again, it's just backwards.

00:31:34.220 And then we have some pictures here.

00:31:36.280 This is the senior leadership of that school.

00:31:38.540 It's just old single woman.

00:31:40.320 And then that lady by herself, that's the comms director, Susan Pena.

00:31:45.440 And she got an MBA and master's in equity, divinity, and inclusion.

00:31:51.540 Wonder what she's going to do with that.

00:31:52.880 Yeah.

00:31:53.360 And then so she learned that in college.

00:31:55.140 She probably doesn't have a man in her life to tell her how to be normal.

00:31:58.480 So she learns that in college and then takes it to the school where you teach it to kids who don't have like the fully rounded worldview.

00:32:06.620 You know, so you teach it to the kids who kind of just absorb it and take it as true instead of pushing back because they don't have a developed worldview yet.

00:32:14.380 And then you like propagandize these kids at a young age and you get stuff like this.

00:32:19.060 Yeah.

00:32:19.280 Imagine this issue like in a debate club at that school.

00:32:22.760 It would be like, oh, no, you can't wear braids because that's my culture and blah, blah, blah.

00:32:26.760 And then it's like, OK, the rebuttal.

00:32:28.560 And it's just I agree.

00:32:30.120 Yeah, she's right.

00:32:31.080 I concede.

00:32:32.000 A plus.

00:32:32.660 A plus.

00:32:33.300 Exactly.

00:32:33.980 And then we have this meme here and it's like, you know, you're spreading a racist white replacement myth.

00:32:39.560 Look at the pictures before and after.

00:32:41.180 Doesn't look like a myth to me.

00:32:42.540 Yeah.

00:32:42.960 Looks pretty obvious.

00:32:44.700 It's not a myth anymore, boys.

00:32:46.380 Yep.

00:32:46.800 All right.

00:32:47.140 We're moving on to our final page of housekeeping where I can talk about whatever I want.

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00:32:56.760 All right.

00:32:57.360 First things first.

00:32:58.700 First, Trump gave a speech the other day talking about autism.

00:33:02.420 Listen to what he says.

00:33:03.880 But, you know, we have one stat that I quote, the autism stat.

00:33:08.220 And you hear different numbers, but it's thousands.

00:33:11.520 They say between 10 and 20,000.

00:33:13.680 So if you go back 15 years ago, we had like nobody.

00:33:20.280 It was one in 20,000.

00:33:23.380 Now we have one in 34.

00:33:26.520 That's unbelievable.

00:33:29.520 So there's something wrong.

00:33:30.860 There's something wrong.

00:33:33.080 We've done something wrong.

00:33:34.640 There's something you're going to figure it out.

00:33:36.020 But maybe it's a spray that we spray all over the place that nobody else does.

00:33:40.980 Other countries don't.

00:33:42.200 Okay.

00:33:43.420 We're waiting for that line.

00:33:45.420 Maybe it's the spray.

00:33:46.600 Maybe it's spraying the skies with aluminum like they do.

00:33:49.820 Maybe he's talking about Roundup.

00:33:52.120 It's not one thing is the key.

00:33:54.520 It's like a number of things that affect people in different ways.

00:33:57.600 So it is the spraying in the skies.

00:33:59.000 It is the Roundup.

00:33:59.800 It is the Maxines.

00:34:00.840 It is the food dyes.

00:34:02.060 It is the seed oils.

00:34:03.800 It is the silver fillings, you know?

00:34:05.980 There's a lot of different things that can push you towards the autism cliff.

00:34:09.200 And then some people have more plank to walk than others based on like the strength of their genetics.

00:34:14.580 But a lot of people are getting pushed off that edge, unfortunately.

00:34:18.660 Yeah.

00:34:19.540 I don't really know much, but yeah.

00:34:22.580 It definitely went up.

00:34:24.080 The numbers are definitely up.

00:34:25.300 And there's definitely a lot more cooked people out there.

00:34:27.540 Yeah.

00:34:27.980 And then let's get to our next story, which is similar.

00:34:30.580 Liz Wheeler had a tweet about long COVID.

00:34:34.040 She summed up a Yale school study.

00:34:36.540 Can you give that a read?

00:34:37.580 A bombshell new study from Yale Medical School finds people suffering from long COVID are actually suffering from mRNA vaccine injury.

00:34:45.640 But it's worse than that.

00:34:47.020 These people are suffering from vaccine-induced AIDS.

00:34:50.640 Yes, AIDS.

00:34:51.600 It's called V-AIDS.

00:34:52.940 Wow.

00:34:53.940 That's so interesting because I actually had a dream about this exact thing on this exact day, February 25th, 2022.

00:35:04.220 Three years ago to the day, we're going to let that flashback play.

00:35:08.320 And everyone years from now in my dream was like just relying completely on big pharma.

00:35:14.180 Give me my solution.

00:35:16.100 Give me my pills and my booster shots.

00:35:19.400 And everyone was just relying on big pharma in my dream because they basically had AIDS from the vaccine in my dream.

00:35:25.700 And then there was like this huge octopus called Deep Space.

00:35:30.340 Wow.

00:35:31.220 Unfortunately, my dream came true.

00:35:34.080 And you actually did hear it here first.

00:35:36.140 That was episode 21.

00:35:38.120 Yeah.

00:35:39.300 219 episodes ago.

00:35:41.740 Crazy.

00:35:42.240 Somehow dreamt that one up.

00:35:44.380 Let's get to our next story, which is funny.

00:35:47.460 It's more funny than it is sad or depressing.

00:35:51.800 Trump has a poison bowl, which is his candy bowl in the White House.

00:35:55.160 Can you give that a read?

00:35:56.080 Behind his desk, Trump's mood is buoyant.

00:35:58.540 He yells, bring me the poison.

00:36:00.220 His basket of Starburst, Hershey's miniatures, Laffy Taffy, and Tootsie Rolls instantly appears.

00:36:05.880 Okay, get the poison out of here, he says, taking two handfuls.

00:36:09.160 So that's good.

00:36:10.040 That's funny.

00:36:10.720 What would you put in your poison bowl candy-wise?

00:36:14.060 Tootsie Rolls are real old man candy.

00:36:16.440 Yeah.

00:36:16.800 Yeah, that's not good.

00:36:18.960 Reese's.

00:36:19.900 Yeah, I would do Reese's cups.

00:36:21.760 Reese's, nerd gummy clusters.

00:36:23.500 That's new age.

00:36:24.520 That's new age shit.

00:36:25.540 Sour Patch Kids, Warheads.

00:36:27.280 I'm a sour guy.

00:36:28.340 Yeah, but I don't eat shit like that anymore.

00:36:30.000 I'm a different guy now.

00:36:30.940 Me neither.

00:36:31.420 That's who I used to be.

00:36:33.120 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:36:34.800 This one is really mind-blowing.

00:36:36.660 It's about breast milk and how perfect it is naturally.

00:36:39.640 Can you give that a read?

00:36:40.780 It says, the woman's body is incredible.

00:36:42.720 Breast milk is higher in cortisol in the AM to wake the baby up and higher in melatonin in the PM to put the baby to sleep.

00:36:50.680 Formula could never possibly replace this intelligence.

00:36:53.440 And here are the two graphs of cortisol and melatonin.

00:36:57.880 Isn't that crazy?

00:36:58.860 Yeah.

00:36:59.060 And then that's why they want all moms to use formula because it's full of seed oils so you don't make a full baby.

00:37:05.440 That's crazy.

00:37:06.120 That's really crazy.

00:37:07.020 Then your baby's already fighting off autism stuff.

00:37:09.400 Yeah.

00:37:09.760 Can't even get to sleep, right, with the breast milk.

00:37:11.460 And then you make the baby's stomach, like early on, this is like right after being born, you make the baby's stomach messed up and have gut issues where a lot of things are regulated.

00:37:21.080 And then you get into your autism track or your autoimmune issue track.

00:37:25.760 It's unfortunate.

00:37:26.600 And then by the time you're 16, you're trans already.

00:37:29.080 It's over.

00:37:29.920 The pipeline.

00:37:30.920 All right.

00:37:31.240 Let's finish up this segment.

00:37:32.660 This guy found bread from two years ago.

00:37:35.200 And look what it looks like.

00:37:37.300 Just found this old loaf of bread from when my dad moved a couple years ago.

00:37:40.520 Today's February 18th, 2025.

00:37:45.280 There ain't a lick of mold on this thing.

00:37:48.640 And it's still soft.

00:37:50.680 Isn't that crazy?

00:37:51.960 Yeah.

00:37:52.320 Even mold doesn't want to eat that shit.

00:37:54.640 That's crazy.

00:37:55.220 And it's similar to the experiment that Farmer did with the GMO corn versus organic corn.

00:38:00.020 And he left it out overnight.

00:38:01.880 And as you can see, like the squirrels and mice and rats or whatever ate all the organic and kind of a little bit of the GMO.

00:38:08.860 Not really.

00:38:09.420 So they realize animals know it's not real food.

00:38:12.900 All right.

00:38:13.560 All right.

00:38:13.980 We're going to end housekeeping, the final page, with my favorite clip from the whole show.

00:38:19.420 I'm just going to say it.

00:38:20.680 It's an acting reel we found online.

00:38:23.720 And this guy's got some skills, new pet potential.

00:38:27.240 You can move from the west side to the east side and pedal your crack on a different playground.

00:38:32.200 And we're not going to notice.

00:38:35.240 You must think this is a big city, Paco.

00:38:37.660 Or whatever you're calling yourself these days.

00:38:40.760 You see, us cops, we talk to each other.

00:38:47.360 Hands behind your back.

00:38:48.680 I know this is going to sound crazy, but I think Julie is trying to kill me.

00:38:55.360 Hey, let me hide at your beach house.

00:38:57.400 She doesn't know you.

00:38:58.560 I'll be safe there.

00:38:59.440 I thought it was weird when she approached me at the cafe like we were long-lost friends.

00:39:06.440 But now it's getting really scary.

00:39:10.740 Mrs. O'Connor, I assure you, you have a valid case.

00:39:14.420 Just because no one has ever tried to sue someone for calling their dog a bitch doesn't mean you won't win.

00:39:21.540 In fact...

00:39:22.440 So it might sound crazy, but you know how most movies suck?

00:39:26.400 Yeah.

00:39:26.900 I would watch every movie this guy's in.

00:39:29.500 I would too.

00:39:30.420 So it's like the same thing with the pets that do music where it's like if you're a decent musician, you're not going to make it.

00:39:35.640 But if you're the worst musician ever, you actually can.

00:39:38.600 Yeah.

00:39:38.840 I would watch every movie this guy's in.

00:39:40.660 And then if they didn't fill his role with him because he's not good enough, some other average actor is not going to get it done.

00:39:46.500 And then no one watches your movie.

00:39:47.760 So you might as well make a parody movie.

00:39:49.680 I think so.

00:39:50.420 I think that's where we're at.

00:39:51.460 This made me laugh so hard.

00:39:53.020 I don't think we prepared the audience for it right.

00:39:55.400 But like just a bad actor who's really trying.

00:40:00.200 And I feel bad.

00:40:01.260 You know, I feel kind of bad.

00:40:02.520 But because he's like a normal guy.

00:40:03.920 He's not like retarded or anything.

00:40:05.840 But you shouldn't be doing this.

00:40:07.520 You can't.

00:40:08.080 You don't have it.

00:40:08.840 Right?

00:40:09.520 I don't know.

00:40:10.220 Well, traditionally, yes.

00:40:12.140 I know.

00:40:12.480 I know what you're getting at.

00:40:13.500 But, man, crazy.

00:40:15.380 He puts together a whole reel and he's just.

00:40:18.060 I think he's got it.

00:40:20.420 All right.

00:40:20.740 I'll hire him.

00:40:21.600 I'll sign him.

00:40:22.940 All right.

00:40:23.240 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:40:24.280 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:40:28.320 All right.

00:40:30.320 Our first story from Cringe of the Week.

00:40:32.120 Drake is having a lot of concerts.

00:40:33.980 And he has concerts where he'll, like, give away a car or he'll pay for someone's student loans or whatever.

00:40:40.220 And now everyone knows that.

00:40:42.740 So at his concerts, the posters look like this.

00:40:45.700 Can you read some?

00:40:46.560 Yeah.

00:40:46.920 It's just this is what Drake is seeing.

00:40:49.140 It says, Drizzy, help him buy my mom a Birkin.

00:40:53.380 Poppy, help me pay off my mom's mortgage.

00:40:57.220 Help me buy an engagement ring.

00:40:59.620 Drake, give my father a break.

00:41:01.920 Someone else wants a car.

00:41:03.660 This girl wants a bachelorette party in Ibiza.

00:41:06.500 Everyone's just begging Drake for something.

00:41:08.700 It's like a Mr. B stunt.

00:41:10.180 Yeah.

00:41:10.440 You go to the concert.

00:41:11.180 You go to the concert.

00:41:12.000 It's an investment opportunity now.

00:41:13.680 Yeah.

00:41:14.380 And Drake, I mean, I don't know.

00:41:16.360 So do you know?

00:41:17.400 Is Drake giving away stuff?

00:41:19.060 He has before.

00:41:20.360 And he kind of just did it out of the kindness of his heart.

00:41:22.660 Like he'd hear that a fan was there who had like cancer bills and they couldn't afford

00:41:27.580 their medical bills and he'd pay it off and bring them on stage.

00:41:30.240 And people see that.

00:41:31.720 So then they start bringing posters and now it's just a beg fest at the Drake concerts.

00:41:35.940 But to be fair, if someone's going to pay your bills or give you free money, it would

00:41:40.700 be Drake.

00:41:41.300 Truck to the plane to the truck.

00:41:42.600 That's how he travels.

00:41:43.660 I was going to say, Drake has all these.

00:41:45.760 Drake's obviously a rich performer, but he's got all these lyrics.

00:41:48.840 I just spent $250,000 on a watch or like train to the plane to the train.

00:41:54.860 He's probably got, you know, his lyrics make it worse.

00:41:58.240 Yeah.

00:41:58.700 Oh, shit.

00:41:59.400 I love that song.

00:42:00.460 And it's so easy for him to spend that much money.

00:42:02.440 He's got so much money.

00:42:03.420 He's doing 250K roulette spins.

00:42:05.760 And it's like, yeah.

00:42:07.040 And it's like Metallica or a similar band like that is probably equally rich, but they're

00:42:11.980 just like off to Never Never Land.

00:42:14.360 They don't talk about money at all.

00:42:16.020 So I don't know.

00:42:17.060 This is this weird dystopian world though.

00:42:19.860 Now it's Mr. Beast world.

00:42:21.340 And a lot of people are desperate and have nothing.

00:42:23.900 And they're just looking to get a hit.

00:42:26.320 People are getting smoked by inflation and they're behind on their rent and they just

00:42:30.980 put a car payment on a credit card.

00:42:32.540 But they're like, I'm going to the Drake concert next week.

00:42:35.500 Drake can bail me out of this whole thing.

00:42:36.880 Drake will bail me out.

00:42:38.300 So I don't know what's going on.

00:42:39.620 It's feeling dystopian and like the haves and the have nots.

00:42:43.280 It's Hunger Games type shit.

00:42:45.880 And it's like the same energy as all the people who are like gambling and their only

00:42:50.220 way out is to hit like a 10-leg parlay.

00:42:52.420 You bet 10 bucks, you win a million or something.

00:42:54.540 Yeah.

00:42:54.800 Oh, fuck.

00:42:55.580 The parlay didn't hit.

00:42:57.080 All right.

00:42:57.440 I'm writing a sign for Drake.

00:42:58.980 This is like you write a sign up the same way a homeless guy writes a sign when he's standing

00:43:03.660 on the highway exit.

00:43:05.000 But he's humble.

00:43:06.300 He just takes a quarter, a dollar, five bucks at a time.

00:43:09.360 You're like, give me a car, Drake.

00:43:11.040 Take me to Ibiza.

00:43:12.040 Take me to Ibiza with my friends.

00:43:13.460 All right.

00:43:14.720 Let's get to our next story.

00:43:16.220 This woman has, I guess, a call out for men who wonder about their makeup routine.

00:43:22.460 Do you think men should see us in our natural state before they get in a real relationship

00:43:26.260 with us?

00:43:27.000 Whenever I've heard a man say, let me see what you look like with no makeup.

00:43:31.320 Let me see what you look like without the hair.

00:43:33.060 I feel that that man is telling you that he does not have the money to finance your beauty

00:43:39.600 upkeep.

00:43:40.160 Don't come over here thinking that I'm going to go to Sephora and get you some makeup.

00:43:43.200 So I need to see you without all that because I want to strip you of all that because I

00:43:48.760 ain't got it.

00:43:49.320 When a man says that to you.

00:43:50.720 It's like, we just want to know who we're taking out for crab legs.

00:43:53.940 Yeah.

00:43:54.680 We want to make sure you're not trans and shit.

00:43:57.220 But yeah, we want to make sure like if you're at home living a normal life, which is 90%

00:44:02.740 of life, not glam makeup, that you look approximately the same.

00:44:07.540 It doesn't have to be even that close.

00:44:09.160 Exactly.

00:44:09.860 And then also if you're doing glam makeup every day, you probably have like a mental problem.

00:44:15.380 Yeah.

00:44:15.880 And then when we're talking about marriage or like getting together and you know, when

00:44:20.540 you get on this, there's a lot of black women and women in general, like trashy women,

00:44:26.060 they view like a man is like my, my bank or like someone who needs to take care of me

00:44:32.320 or he needs to do this.

00:44:33.300 And then, yeah, you know, I agree to a certain extent, but when you do get married or when

00:44:38.540 you do have a boyfriend and you kind of get married and become a team, then we need, we

00:44:44.080 do need to look at the, at the general expenses of the household and we can't be spending 10%

00:44:48.560 of net income on hair, makeup, and nails.

00:44:52.040 Like that's just a horrible decision.

00:44:53.600 Like, uh, you could put that in a 401k or we can put that in the stock market.

00:44:57.720 It's like, babe, you're never going to believe this.

00:44:59.860 The S and P 500 historic returns are about 10% a year.

00:45:03.380 You're spending $500 a month on hair, makeup, and nails.

00:45:06.560 If we put that in the S and P, we could have $3 million in retirement.

00:45:10.480 You know, like there, there's a weird thing like that.

00:45:13.540 Um, that women kind of need to, or these type of podcast women need to grow out of.

00:45:18.320 Right.

00:45:18.660 Yeah.

00:45:19.060 Where it's like, honey, you don't need to look that great for me at the house, but we

00:45:22.880 could get a lake house.

00:45:24.500 Yeah.

00:45:24.980 You know, exactly.

00:45:26.700 Um, it's completely fair.

00:45:28.040 It's completely fair to want to see who you're actually talking to.

00:45:31.920 Yeah, for sure.

00:45:32.880 All right.

00:45:33.280 Let's move on to our next story.

00:45:35.380 I'll go to a Drake concert and I'll write a sign energy.

00:45:38.440 Oh, you, you're asking me to see me without makeup.

00:45:40.480 That must mean you can't afford it.

00:45:42.240 Drake, take me to Ibiza.

00:45:45.260 Right.

00:45:45.860 Drake, family out of this marriage.

00:45:47.400 There's an overlap in both of these audiences.

00:45:49.260 Drake, pay for my, my lawyer so I could get a divorce.

00:45:52.800 Drake, run up this at Sephora, right?

00:45:55.000 All right.

00:45:55.560 Let's get to our next story.

00:45:57.180 Uh, this, I'm not going to really preface it too much, but this is what we mentioned in

00:46:00.660 the intro.

00:46:01.580 So let it go.

00:46:05.080 Guess who's off their medication.

00:46:08.120 Honestly, I feel great.

00:46:15.500 I've never been better.

00:46:17.760 So she's off her medication and it's funny because this is what the streets of LA, San

00:46:23.300 Francisco, New York, that's what they look like.

00:46:26.160 That's true.

00:46:26.800 Scattered rubble, total disarray.

00:46:28.800 Yeah.

00:46:29.540 So it's like the Democrat policies that she probably lives by in her personal life.

00:46:34.120 When you extrapolate that and zoom out and you apply a bigger picture, you actually

00:46:38.800 get the same results.

00:46:39.920 There's trash everywhere.

00:46:41.160 Everything's a mess.

00:46:42.020 You're probably behind on your bills or in debt.

00:46:44.340 Off your meds and on new drugs, more fun ones.

00:46:46.920 And then also at the end of the video, I don't know if you guys noticed, there was a stripper

00:46:52.220 pole in that room.

00:46:53.340 Oh, and she doesn't, I don't think this girl's a stripper.

00:46:56.500 She looks heavy, right?

00:46:57.880 No, I bet she might think it's exercise or maybe she does it a little bit to entertain

00:47:03.180 her other non-binary friends.

00:47:04.880 Is that a load bearing stripper pole?

00:47:06.180 It hopefully is attached at both sides.

00:47:08.940 All right.

00:47:09.580 All right.

00:47:09.840 Let's get to our final stories.

00:47:11.760 This is kind of uplifting cringe, but it's a add-on from what we talked about on Friday.

00:47:16.720 Remember in Maine, that trans guy or the guy who became a girl was fifth place in track

00:47:22.960 and then became first place in the girls division.

00:47:25.340 We have a girl now who's sitting out because of a trans athlete.

00:47:30.280 I saw my mom having a conversation with my coach and something seemed to be up.

00:47:34.600 And she told me, she said, there is a man on their team.

00:47:38.740 And I looked over and sure enough, there was.

00:47:41.620 And so I made the decision to sit out and I did not play one minute of that game because

00:47:46.520 I have a right to for my safety and I should be allowed to play against girls.

00:47:54.560 And so, yeah, I made the decision to sit out and not play.

00:47:58.060 Very nice.

00:47:59.020 Yeah.

00:47:59.220 Very smart girl.

00:48:00.020 That was in Washington and it was a basketball game.

00:48:03.120 And she saw some dude warming up.

00:48:05.240 The mom warned her.

00:48:06.620 Good.

00:48:07.340 That's what I like to see.

00:48:08.300 Parents getting involved.

00:48:09.420 And then you sit out and maybe more people sit out.

00:48:11.960 Then the games will get canceled.

00:48:13.480 And then people will say, should we have 19 girls sit out and not play because of the

00:48:18.260 one trans person or should we just get rid of the trans person?

00:48:21.020 And have our federal funding cut.

00:48:23.240 Exactly.

00:48:23.760 And still get our federal funding.

00:48:25.180 Especially because that is the case.

00:48:29.040 Trump's executive order should, you know, is in action now.

00:48:32.580 So we shouldn't have any more of these trans athletes.

00:48:35.440 And then the other day he had like a governor's lunch where every governor met with Trump.

00:48:40.560 One of them was Maine's governor who allowed that trans student to play in that track meet

00:48:45.980 and listen to the interaction, the back and forth between Trump and the governor.

00:48:50.300 I complied immediately, by the way.

00:48:51.860 That's good.

00:48:52.480 But I understand Maine.

00:48:54.540 Is Maine here?

00:48:55.400 The governor of Maine?

00:48:57.420 Are you not going to comply with it?

00:49:00.320 I'm complying with state and federal laws.

00:49:02.620 Well, we are the federal law.

00:49:04.940 Well, you better do it.

00:49:06.100 You better do it because you're not going to get any federal funding at all if you don't.

00:49:09.460 And by the way, your population, even though it's somewhat liberal, although I did very well

00:49:13.200 there, your population doesn't want men playing in women's sports.

00:49:17.400 So you better comply because otherwise you're not getting any federal funding.

00:49:23.300 Every state.

00:49:24.420 Good.

00:49:24.660 I'll see you in court.

00:49:25.320 I look forward to that.

00:49:26.220 That should be a real easy one.

00:49:28.680 So I love to see it.

00:49:30.360 Yeah.

00:49:30.640 The back and forth.

00:49:31.600 We'll see you in court.

00:49:32.440 That should be an easy one.

00:49:33.360 But they're trying to fight it.

00:49:34.840 They're trying to fight it.

00:49:35.860 And OK, your whole population doesn't want this.

00:49:39.200 You just think it feels good because you're standing up for marginalized people.

00:49:43.000 And everyone told you for the last 20 years how important that is.

00:49:45.620 Yeah, I'm going to try to own Trump.

00:49:47.380 And then everyone's like, who's that?

00:49:48.500 Is that that trans high school, that high school boy trans governor over there?

00:49:53.280 That's the point.

00:49:53.980 Trump wants to tie him to like an insanely unpopular policy and then see if you win another

00:49:57.860 election.

00:49:58.520 Right.

00:49:58.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:00.240 Well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week.

00:50:02.180 We're now moving on to urban decay.

00:50:06.460 All right.

00:50:07.060 We have a lot of urban decay.

00:50:09.000 Hey, this is one of our more packed urban decays.

00:50:12.200 Crazy, crazy stuff.

00:50:13.640 We're going to start with some chaos at the airports.

00:50:16.860 This was in Atlanta.

00:50:17.920 This fight led that play.

00:50:19.780 Get up.

00:50:20.600 Get up.

00:50:21.180 Get up.

00:50:24.000 All I know is y'all touch me.

00:50:25.680 I'm knocking the shit out of everybody.

00:50:28.160 Y'all niggas embarrassing me to bitch.

00:50:30.140 Stop.

00:50:30.540 Stop.

00:50:31.000 Stop.

00:50:33.000 Bitch.

00:50:33.760 Stop.

00:50:34.760 Y'all niggas embarrassing me to bitch.

00:50:36.840 Everyone's punching everyone.

00:50:41.000 And then if you look, there's like a still frame that we grabbed here with like the picture

00:50:45.060 in the background of the white couple taking a trip with their carry-ons.

00:50:48.380 Looking out at the plane longingly.

00:50:50.240 The opportunities are endless out in the skies.

00:50:52.980 Yeah.

00:50:53.520 But we'd love to see it.

00:50:54.400 Hey, we're closing out Black History Month strong.

00:50:56.680 And it's interesting to me because during Black History Month, you always hear about

00:51:00.620 Martin Luther King, the invention of peanut butter.

00:51:04.620 But you don't hear about...

00:51:05.880 Peanut butter was a good one.

00:51:06.680 You don't hear about shit popping off at the airport, you know?

00:51:10.200 That's part of the history.

00:51:11.520 You don't hear about baby mama drama or putting rims on a hellcat.

00:51:16.680 Yeah.

00:51:16.980 That's part of the history too.

00:51:18.560 That's true.

00:51:19.020 That's what we do our role and we're doing it.

00:51:21.620 My favorite part of this video is there's a guy filming it who's looking on disapprovingly.

00:51:27.180 He says, if y'all touch me, I'll beat the shit out of you.

00:51:30.800 So he disapproves, but he would engage.

00:51:33.880 But it also can spread even bigger.

00:51:36.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:37.340 It goes out one layer, then two, and then all of a sudden it's an exponential growth

00:51:41.140 fight pile, right?

00:51:42.560 Exactly.

00:51:43.120 And expect nothing less of the Spirit Airlines, you know, Atlanta terminal.

00:51:46.900 Yeah.

00:51:47.300 That's what you get at these airlines these days.

00:51:49.880 And then we have another clip here.

00:51:51.040 This guy somehow found a hammer at the airport and here's what he did.

00:51:54.280 That's a security risk.

00:51:55.520 Better smash every monitor.

00:52:00.580 Wow.

00:52:01.480 Can you just knock that guy out if you saw that?

00:52:25.580 I think so.

00:52:26.560 I think so too, right?

00:52:27.660 And then like whatever article gets written, that would be like, French man freaks out at

00:52:33.140 airport.

00:52:33.840 It wouldn't name, you know, who's doing what or who really is.

00:52:36.640 I wonder if you could tell him like, hey, peacefully going to our gates and getting on

00:52:41.200 our flight is part of our culture.

00:52:43.160 And you're impeding on that.

00:52:45.400 Make a video showing a conversation about that.

00:52:48.760 Oh, okay.

00:52:49.360 I won't.

00:52:49.900 I'll put the hammer down.

00:52:51.420 That's what the Irish version of that video would look like.

00:52:54.400 And then someone posted these memes of just people's facial reactions and what they're

00:52:58.680 thinking about.

00:52:59.580 It's very accurate.

00:53:00.940 Very true.

00:53:01.900 Gotcha.

00:53:02.340 And then we have an update from Southwest.

00:53:05.160 And I don't know who this is directed to, but we want to keep an open mind.

00:53:08.420 Can you give that a read?

00:53:09.080 Southwest Airlines is now telling people not to play music and videos on speakerphone as

00:53:14.960 part of their pre-flight instructions.

00:53:17.220 I'm not going to say who that's for.

00:53:19.300 Who got out of line?

00:53:20.700 Who got out of line?

00:53:22.080 And that's the problem.

00:53:22.900 Spirit is facing bankruptcy and they're still operating right now.

00:53:26.180 And, you know, I guess they'll merge or someone will buy them.

00:53:29.460 But we had a good thing going with Spirit.

00:53:32.180 They kept them contained.

00:53:33.300 Now it's spreading to Southwest.

00:53:35.140 And they got a hammer.

00:53:36.300 Unruly flyers, you know?

00:53:37.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:38.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:39.540 All right.

00:53:39.820 Let's get to our all-time low section, as we mentioned in the intro, our all-time low

00:53:44.780 section of Urban Decay.

00:53:46.540 First, we have a woman swinging on a baby.

00:53:51.000 She goes, there's a scuffle and she's extremely overweight and obese.

00:53:55.340 We'll play it again.

00:53:57.080 But she looks like she's on her way out.

00:53:59.240 She's looking to run away.

00:54:00.280 But she goes, you know what?

00:54:01.320 Bam.

00:54:01.880 Punch the baby in the face.

00:54:03.480 And this is because white people put her through so much.

00:54:06.720 You know?

00:54:07.540 Something happened.

00:54:08.200 Something definitely happened.

00:54:09.660 I don't know what it was.

00:54:10.800 And we're going to speed round kind of through.

00:54:12.840 Now we have the woman kicking the dog.

00:54:15.260 I'm going to kill my brother.

00:54:17.020 Let me call you.

00:54:17.320 I'm going to kill him.

00:54:18.200 No.

00:54:18.500 I'm going to call the police.

00:54:19.700 You got a fucking gun.

00:54:21.520 Get your dog.

00:54:22.660 Get my shirt.

00:54:23.840 It's all right.

00:54:25.200 Get it.

00:54:25.820 It's all right.

00:54:26.780 It's all right.

00:54:28.220 It's all right.

00:54:29.040 This is because they never got the 40 acres in a mule they were promised.

00:54:32.760 Yeah.

00:54:33.300 That's why they're laughing, kicking the small dog, the pocket dog.

00:54:36.220 That's why they're so mad.

00:54:37.280 It's actually our fault.

00:54:38.420 And one of them, this guy says, one of you has a gun.

00:54:40.840 They're laughing, confronting him on his own house.

00:54:43.460 This is why you pay a lot of money to move away from these types of people, right?

00:54:47.040 Exactly.

00:54:47.620 And then our next clip from our all-time low section, this woman gets into a fight at

00:54:51.320 Wingstop.

00:54:52.040 And she's the worker.

00:54:53.160 And look what she does at the end.

00:54:55.240 We're going to kind of speed through this.

00:54:56.760 But she's jawing with some customers.

00:54:59.440 She's going, I can't hear you.

00:55:01.400 There's clearly an argument.

00:55:02.760 One of the other Wingstop workers is trying to hold her back.

00:55:05.020 You're at work.

00:55:05.640 This is your place of employment.

00:55:07.180 This is how you earn your income.

00:55:08.400 You're not going to throw it all away over some ratchet shit, are you?

00:55:11.000 We give you health insurance.

00:55:12.380 Yeah.

00:55:12.640 And then so she starts squirting ranch at them.

00:55:16.240 She starts using that as a weapon.

00:55:17.900 She can't handle it.

00:55:19.600 Squirting ranch.

00:55:20.980 They come back.

00:55:22.000 They're yelling a little bit.

00:55:23.380 We're going to keep fast forwarding.

00:55:25.840 And then eventually she comes back with a big bucket of hot grease.

00:55:31.800 Wow.

00:55:32.380 And throws it at the customers.

00:55:34.980 Hot grease.

00:55:36.400 I don't know if it was hot or not.

00:55:37.860 Well, it looks hot.

00:55:38.820 Yeah.

00:55:39.340 It's Wingstop.

00:55:40.200 It's Wingstop.

00:55:41.160 So they threw that hot seed oils at them.

00:55:44.600 And then Rapaway made a good point to me.

00:55:46.920 He showed me this picture.

00:55:48.260 These are all the Wingstop orders from the Super Bowl that were just abandoned?

00:55:51.420 Yeah.

00:55:52.000 This is posted to the DoorDashers subreddit.

00:55:55.540 And apparently these are all abandoned.

00:55:57.880 And what happens is orders don't get picked up if people don't tip on a busy day.

00:56:03.600 And it turns out Wingstop orderers aren't tipping.

00:56:07.380 Yeah.

00:56:07.540 And apparently some of the DoorDash drivers and Uber Eats drivers in the comments were

00:56:12.120 saying they stopped picking up orders from Wingstop a while back.

00:56:16.280 Wow.

00:56:16.880 So there's a history of not tipping.

00:56:19.220 I wonder what other places don't tip very well.

00:56:22.240 Maybe Popeye's.

00:56:23.320 I wonder.

00:56:23.600 I wonder if any groups disproportionately order Wingstop and Popeye's.

00:56:29.340 All right.

00:56:29.600 It's a mystery.

00:56:30.220 We'll never get to the bottom of it.

00:56:31.700 French man attacks with hammers at the airport.

00:56:34.420 You know, mother of three kicks dog.

00:56:37.920 It'll all be laundered.

00:56:39.320 Nobody notices any of this.

00:56:40.960 You know, there's no themes, nothing to be drawn out.

00:56:43.500 No conclusions can be made.

00:56:45.180 But jokes aside, because it is Black History Month, we are going to use our platform to

00:56:49.980 elevate a black artist.

00:56:51.500 Okay.

00:56:51.900 But this woman here is promoting an upcoming show.

00:56:55.260 Yo, what the fuck part?

00:56:56.440 It's Boo Fine.

00:56:57.180 And tonight we is at Mint Lounge.

00:56:59.660 Wait.

00:56:59.780 I'm for all that.

00:57:01.020 Mint Lounge?

00:57:02.600 That's some Eastside shit.

00:57:04.480 Is it?

00:57:05.180 Yeah.

00:57:05.480 Keep going.

00:57:06.060 That's weird that she's going there.

00:57:07.760 Y'all know it's some Eastside shit, but we finna pack that bitch out.

00:57:10.620 Shout out to DJ Poodle, Only One Cast Day, and Randy Rock for bringing me at.

00:57:15.580 Y'all know the fuck part.

00:57:17.500 Yeah.

00:57:18.240 That is some Eastside shit.

00:57:19.000 They're going to pack it out.

00:57:19.860 Oh, Su Wu.

00:57:20.940 Su Wu.

00:57:21.480 They're going to pack it out.

00:57:22.680 It is some Eastside shit.

00:57:24.040 Damn.

00:57:24.400 But they are going to pack it out.

00:57:25.740 Love to see it.

00:57:26.460 All right.

00:57:26.880 Happy Black History Month, everybody.

00:57:27.980 Happy Black History Month.

00:57:29.300 Go check out that show if you're near the Mint Lounge.

00:57:32.880 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:57:34.620 We're now moving on to Uplifting Gold.

00:57:37.640 All right.

00:57:37.960 Our Uplifting Gold clips tell a little story today.

00:57:40.520 We're going to go over dating when you have a girlfriend, getting engaged, and then a wedding.

00:57:45.960 Okay.

00:57:46.260 It's going to be like a three piece.

00:57:47.160 So first, you have a girlfriend, and you've got a defender at the pool hall.

00:57:51.520 All right.

00:57:52.080 Some guy comes up.

00:57:53.140 He's kind of drunk and stupid.

00:57:56.220 And he's drunk, and he grabs her, and you're asleep now.

00:58:00.840 So this is Uplifting Gold?

00:58:02.200 This is how you start it?

00:58:03.100 That's Uplifting.

00:58:03.880 You have to knock the guy out?

00:58:05.480 Well, yeah.

00:58:06.200 The Uplifting part is there's still men standing up for their girlfriend when they get grabbed by a migrant.

00:58:10.940 Okay.

00:58:11.240 And then next, when you find a girl you like, you get engaged.

00:58:14.700 But what happens when you lose the ring?

00:58:18.260 Huh?

00:58:19.200 I got a big reward for you.

00:58:21.680 You can help me find a ring.

00:58:23.680 Let's go.

00:58:24.520 I'll find it.

00:58:25.020 You're driving an engagement ring right there where that girl and that guy standing.

00:58:28.300 Let's go.

00:58:29.200 Thanks, man.

00:58:29.820 She dropped.

00:58:30.280 Is it gold?

00:58:32.680 It's platinum.

00:58:33.740 Platinum?

00:58:34.360 So looking for a platinum ring.

00:58:36.260 We're going to fast forward a little bit.

00:58:37.640 He starts looking for it.

00:58:38.880 There's something there.

00:58:40.600 Oh, my God.

00:58:43.960 If you found it.

00:58:45.720 Might be.

00:58:46.460 Might not be.

00:58:48.340 Is that it?

00:58:49.880 Oh, my God.

00:58:51.480 Is that it?

00:58:51.980 That's a nice.

00:58:52.620 That's a nice.

00:58:53.300 That's a nice.

00:58:53.320 That's a nice.

00:58:53.340 That's a nice.

00:58:54.620 Heavy, too.

00:58:55.760 Oh, my God.

00:58:57.280 I don't even know you.

00:58:59.660 You're welcome.

00:59:00.560 You've ruined.

00:59:01.480 This about ruined a lot.

00:59:02.640 I've been crying.

00:59:03.720 We're getting married.

00:59:04.220 Oh, that's okay.

00:59:05.420 I'm glad I could do that for you.

00:59:06.740 Oh, my God.

00:59:07.300 We're getting married in two weeks.

00:59:08.320 Two weeks.

00:59:08.620 Oh, congratulations.

00:59:09.580 No, no, no, no, no.

00:59:11.700 Seriously.

00:59:12.400 I told you I'd find that.

00:59:15.600 You don't know what you just did before.

00:59:16.960 Isn't that nice?

00:59:17.800 That is nice.

00:59:18.480 That's uplifting.

00:59:19.260 Imagine the feeling of losing an engagement ring.

00:59:21.180 You think it's gone, and then some guy on the beach can help you.

00:59:23.840 Yeah.

00:59:24.340 A detectorist.

00:59:25.580 A detectorist.

00:59:26.560 It's called being in the right place at the right time.

00:59:28.740 That's huge.

00:59:29.460 It's the opposite of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

00:59:31.840 Good point.

00:59:32.500 All right.

00:59:32.800 So then after you get engaged, then you get married, and then at your wedding, you do a

00:59:37.360 helicopter dance.

00:59:39.760 So they're going here, and they're spinning around.

00:59:43.920 Everything seems to be going great.

00:59:45.320 And it's uplifting because they get what they deserve.

00:59:53.100 Yeah.

00:59:53.420 You don't do dumb shit like that at the wedding.

00:59:55.280 You don't do dumb shit like that in a nice outfit.

00:59:57.680 In a tuxedo, you're going to dance around with someone on your back, two people on your

01:00:01.280 back.

01:00:01.660 That couple's been through a lot.

01:00:03.260 I had the fight at the pool hall, lost the ring at the beach, and now they're falling at

01:00:06.800 the helicopter dance.

01:00:07.980 It's all the same couple.

01:00:09.680 All right.

01:00:10.100 That's uplifting.

01:00:11.180 All right.

01:00:11.840 Next, we have a pipe zone update.

01:00:14.740 This guy who does the piping, we showed him on Friday.

01:00:18.540 He has a new attempt at Bank of America.

01:00:21.620 Pickle Pete, formerly Bank of America was not a pipe zone.

01:00:24.880 So we're going to go ahead and try again.

01:00:32.600 For our customer security, we keep in practice.

01:00:35.360 We can't record inside the bank.

01:00:37.440 I'm sorry.

01:00:38.260 All right.

01:00:38.860 We'll do this last year.

01:00:39.940 We were just trying to spread some love on Valentine's Day, man.

01:00:42.440 I appreciate that.

01:00:43.800 Oh, man.

01:00:44.820 Well, I guess it's not a pipe zone.

01:00:47.460 Make sure to like and follow for a pickle.

01:00:49.660 Very nice.

01:00:50.360 So you see how corporatism strips humanity from our businesses?

01:00:54.360 You can't take a joke.

01:00:55.820 Oh, it's about our client's safety.

01:00:58.040 And it's all about safety.

01:00:59.500 And you can't just let the kid play and show everyone a cool time because you're Bank

01:01:04.000 of America.

01:01:04.660 But the local bank last time was okay with it.

01:01:07.720 So that's the thing.

01:01:08.600 The more corporatized we get, the less humanity and person to person it is.

01:01:13.440 Fair.

01:01:14.080 Isn't that it?

01:01:14.780 Sure.

01:01:15.460 You can't take yourself too seriously either, guys.

01:01:17.720 That's another lesson.

01:01:18.660 Hopefully you learn from the show.

01:01:19.940 Let the bagpiper play.

01:01:22.080 What is he, hurting people?

01:01:23.380 30 seconds of your time?

01:01:24.740 It's not that big of a deal?

01:01:25.860 And you go, okay, man.

01:01:26.980 Good stuff.

01:01:27.620 Thank you.

01:01:28.460 All right.

01:01:29.120 And that's it.

01:01:29.980 You know?

01:01:30.400 All right.

01:01:30.780 Let's get to the-

01:01:31.540 And then you're a pipe zone.

01:01:32.900 Yeah.

01:01:33.580 All of a sudden, you're a pipe zone.

01:01:34.940 But then if you're a pipe zone and then Bank of America corporate calls and they go, hey,

01:01:41.020 I heard someone let the pipe zone guy in at the bank, then you get in trouble and you

01:01:45.740 lose your job because corporations are non-human.

01:01:48.500 Yeah.

01:01:49.060 All right.

01:01:49.500 This is maybe my second favorite clip from the show.

01:01:52.460 These Turkish people doing a barbecue.

01:01:54.120 Look at this.

01:01:56.120 Look at this.

01:02:08.520 Bob's.

01:02:10.200 Tyra.

01:02:11.160 Isn't that what it's all about?

01:02:12.840 Yeah.

01:02:13.180 Have you ever seen anything like that?

01:02:14.760 I haven't, but I wonder, is that that efficient?

01:02:17.680 You have to get it all grilled up and do it?

01:02:19.840 Like, what about just a grill?

01:02:21.340 I think they did something there.

01:02:23.020 What about just a grill?

01:02:24.500 I stand by whatever they did.

01:02:27.580 Okay.

01:02:28.000 That's huge.

01:02:28.740 All right.

01:02:29.260 All right.

01:02:29.600 Our last clip from the whole show.

01:02:31.520 This young kid, I believe, is sick.

01:02:34.440 I believe he has cancer and his wish is to meet Trump.

01:02:37.860 So they had an impersonator come.

01:02:39.160 Go dance with Donald Trump.

01:03:09.140 Isn't that nice?

01:03:15.420 That is nice.

01:03:16.380 Isn't that uplifting?

01:03:17.620 Yeah.

01:03:18.340 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:03:20.480 All right.

01:03:21.060 Episode 240 in the book.

01:03:23.220 Thank you guys for watching.

01:03:24.600 Like, share, subscribe.

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01:03:37.880 Feels good.

01:03:38.600 Feels really good.

01:03:39.780 Thank you guys for watching.

01:03:41.000 We will see you on Friday.

01:03:42.960 My show had value.

01:03:46.260 I'm sorry.

01:03:48.440 Y'all know the fuck part.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - February 25, 2025

NEW LOW： KICKING PUPPIES, PUNCHING BABIES AND THROWING GREASE

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