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00:01:02.040 Socks, a podcast episode 353 today on the show. Kids are going to school and they're not potty

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00:04:17.840 Hey, how are you doing, Richard?

00:04:18.740 Do you have a nice weekend?

00:04:19.820 Good.

00:04:20.280 Yeah.

00:04:20.800 Can I admit something about my weekend?

00:04:22.740 Sure.

00:04:25.100 Safe place here?

00:04:25.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:26.420 No one's listening.

00:04:27.300 It was one of the laziest weekends I've ever had in a long time.

00:04:32.100 Just pizza.

00:04:33.020 I was watching a lot of body cam footage on YouTube, video games.

00:04:37.500 Like, I'm ashamed to admit, you know, you hide it most of the time.

00:04:40.840 Hey, we're not going to tell anybody.

00:04:41.900 If you looked at my step counter, it would have been like 300 steps in a day,

00:04:45.660 and it was to go get the pizza.

00:04:48.620 Fridge.

00:04:49.080 It was one of those weekends.

00:04:50.140 And we all deserve one of those every once in a while, right?

00:04:52.700 You know, kids are gone or something for some of you.

00:04:55.040 I don't have any right now that I know of.

00:04:58.100 But, you know, just getting out and doing absolutely nothing.

00:05:01.300 So I'm kind of refreshed in a way.

00:05:03.400 Hey, at least you admit it.

00:05:04.480 Yeah.

00:05:04.880 And you're back in the chair.

00:05:05.960 So it's refreshing.

00:05:06.880 Yeah.

00:05:07.100 Nothing happened.

00:05:08.100 I'm totally fine.

00:05:09.160 Over the weekend, I watched some shows and I noticed something about TV shows these days.

00:05:14.080 There's a bunch of shows where the entire show doesn't have one attractive woman in it.

00:05:20.020 Oh, I watched that show Rooster with Steve Carell.

00:05:23.240 It's horrible.

00:05:23.720 Don't watch it.

00:05:24.460 Yeah.

00:05:24.700 I watched a couple episodes.

00:05:25.880 It's new on HBO and it was like, it's like a post woke world.

00:05:29.940 Yeah.

00:05:30.160 That's the way I'd describe it is woke one and all the guys are like on their toes and, oh, yeah, you're right.

00:05:35.300 I shouldn't say that.

00:05:36.220 I got to go talk to someone again.

00:05:37.660 Yeah.

00:05:38.020 And then all, yeah, exactly.

00:05:39.340 The men are all bad and the women are all ugly but smart.

00:05:43.140 Oh, yeah.

00:05:43.580 And they're not treated right.

00:05:45.200 And then we're supposed to care about some like Lena Dunham type's life.

00:05:49.460 Yeah.

00:05:50.020 Oh, what's she going to do this week?

00:05:51.380 Oh, she didn't get the job because she's a woman.

00:05:53.520 Click, it's off.

00:05:55.120 Okay.

00:05:56.100 And no one's hot.

00:05:57.280 So no attractive women, huh?

00:05:58.480 That's interesting.

00:05:58.940 Multiple shows.

00:06:00.160 Well, we've kind of been saying that for a long time

00:06:01.880 where I think I saw, who's that gymnastics girl

00:06:05.380 who dates the baseball player?

00:06:08.180 Livvy Dunny?

00:06:08.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Livvy Dunn.

00:06:10.820 I just saw Miller Lite signed her.

00:06:13.140 Cha-ching, easy, just some hot girl.

00:06:16.100 It's actually easy.

00:06:17.260 The base, everyone in marketing got too smart.

00:06:19.660 Everybody writing comedy shows, too smart.

00:06:21.620 They had to get the ugly girl.

00:06:22.880 Go back to 1999.

00:06:24.440 Just go back to 1999.

00:06:25.720 The same thing we say for kids watching,

00:06:27.680 give them the cartoons that were in the 90s.

00:06:29.480 just that's fine. They'll be fine. Same thing with advertising. It's funny in the advertising

00:06:34.040 meeting. It's like, everyone's got an idea. Oh, this person's in a wheelchair and has a hijab or

00:06:38.740 this person's got that skin disease where their skin changes colors. And the guy with the picture

00:06:43.800 of all the girls with huge cans is like, uh, nothing this week. I'll just save my papers and

00:06:50.440 go. But it really is that simple. So that's interesting though. Yeah. Full TV shows. And

00:06:56.000 then I know no one watches him and then they don't correct or do anything different. And then if no

00:07:00.820 one watches him, they go, well, it's a sign of the times. Everyone's misogynistic or whatever.

00:07:04.700 Yeah. It's retarded. Yep. All right. Let's get into the show. Okay. We have a lot to get to.

00:07:08.800 We have a pretty packed show. Cool. We're going to start with some gerrymandering stuff. We have

00:07:12.720 like an update, um, about Virginia, but first we're going to talk about like the end result

00:07:17.960 of gerrymandering. If it were to play all the way out. Yeah. This is a tweet that says if both

00:07:22.680 parties maxed out on gerrymandering, the House could potentially end up with 262 Republicans

00:07:28.040 to 173 Democrats. That's because Republicans control more state governments with multiple

00:07:34.020 districts and Democrat voters congregate in cities. This makes it easy peasy to pack Democrat

00:07:39.480 voters into fewer districts. This would be, and then he says, a depiction of the actual

00:07:43.800 population ideology throughout communities, hence his fair congressional redistricting.

00:07:48.260 There you go. And that's the key. And it's kind of annoying because when we do our

00:07:51.700 gerrymandering, it's like getting it back to fair because they already did so bad to neutral. So

00:07:57.040 it's not even really a win. It's just going back to fair. And then when the Democrats do it,

00:08:01.260 they just go all in however they can to get as many blue seats as possible.

00:08:04.580 Totally. And they like that dynamic where it feels like whenever we kind of get it back to

00:08:10.840 neutral, we're like cheating or something. When in reality, it could be a now you can't leave

00:08:15.900 situation. Very true. And then in Virginia, as you guys know, that's the Virginia Supreme Court

00:08:20.760 knock down their gerrymandering changes. And instead of just taking the L and moving on,

00:08:25.640 they're going and doubling down and really trying to change it back.

00:08:28.720 Yeah. This is from the New York Times. There are discussions among congressional Democrats about

00:08:34.160 trying to implement a new congressional map in Virginia, despite the Supreme Court's ruling.

00:08:39.660 That process could include lowering the retirement age of Supreme Court justices

00:08:44.160 and trying to invalidate the constitutional amendment that created Virginia's bipartisan

00:08:48.460 and redistricting commission.

00:08:49.980 So these are just talks right now

00:08:51.980 that the New York Times got a hold of.

00:08:53.880 I don't know who the mole is who got them these,

00:08:56.840 but it was talking about like Hakeem Jeffries,

00:08:59.340 all these congressional leaders

00:09:00.480 who may not be from the state of Virginia

00:09:02.520 are trying to figure out how to make this

00:09:04.780 some sort of petri dish of 10 to one Dems, right?

00:09:08.080 And then their plan is to change the retirement age

00:09:11.040 of the Supreme Court justices.

00:09:13.000 So instead of just taking the L

00:09:14.420 and like even the Supreme Court said no,

00:09:16.240 They're like, what if we change the retirement age, then get rid of half of them, put our own guys in, and then get the redistricting?

00:09:22.960 Which is such a testament to how bloodthirsty these people are.

00:09:26.540 They're so hungry.

00:09:27.760 They have the goal in the end and then anything it takes to get there, right?

00:09:32.060 All options are on the table.

00:09:33.900 And I think they're sad that this got leaked.

00:09:36.500 The current ages of the seven justices on the Virginia Supreme Court are 70, 69, 67, 64.

00:09:42.200 They're all over.

00:09:43.320 So they would change the age to 53, get in some fresh new libs that Spanberger and crew

00:09:47.760 can appoint in, right?

00:09:49.520 I actually really respect it because they have like a by any means necessary point of

00:09:54.280 view.

00:09:54.680 Oh, totally.

00:09:55.360 And that's how they got everything done up until this point.

00:09:57.820 And then the Republicans, we stand on our morals and we're not always going to side

00:10:02.180 with Trump and then we don't do anything and they're cheating and we're still trying to

00:10:06.200 play by the rules while our opponent is like cheating in our face.

00:10:09.420 And if we were as hungry and bloodthirsty as they were, then that tweet we just showed where it was 278 to 170, whatever, that's what it would look like if we went full throttle.

00:10:20.340 So and then timeline of events, just as a reminder, because we've been doing gerrymandering and redistricting as like a theme of the show for the last couple of months.

00:10:28.480 But this all started with Democrats before the election.

00:10:31.840 We will not gerrymander Virginia.

00:10:33.920 Spanberger, we got her on camera.

00:10:35.240 We showed that clip.

00:10:36.080 Short answer, no.

00:10:37.040 Yeah.

00:10:37.280 Democrats after winning, time to gerrymander Virginia as aggressively as possible.

00:10:42.440 And then Democrats celebrating victory.

00:10:44.500 We won.

00:10:44.960 Too bad for you.

00:10:45.640 They were gloating.

00:10:46.720 They were dancing.

00:10:47.900 They were yelling.

00:10:48.460 Woo-hoo, we did it.

00:10:49.800 And then the Virginia Supreme Court just said the map is unconstitutional.

00:10:52.700 It must be redrawn.

00:10:54.080 And then their response now is overthrow the Supreme Court, maybe.

00:10:57.660 They're just talking about it.

00:10:58.620 They're not really doing it yet.

00:11:00.120 But they're really thinking about it.

00:11:01.860 Yeah.

00:11:02.380 And it's just so insane to me.

00:11:04.980 And part of me wonders, I was talking to a friend about this, part of me wonders, they

00:11:08.660 went, they tried to gerrymander from like close to 50-50 to 10 to 1, and that's what

00:11:14.400 the Supreme Court overturned.

00:11:15.660 If they went 8 to 3 or something, would they have gotten away with it?

00:11:19.820 So their greed, their drive for power kind of maybe cost them.

00:11:26.020 I don't actually know the intricacies of the Supreme Court ruling, but that's just a thought

00:11:29.420 I had.

00:11:29.760 If they didn't try to grab it all with both hands, would they have gotten a result they

00:11:33.580 liked?

00:11:33.820 That's a good question.

00:11:34.980 And obviously when they do this and they keep flooring it and getting what they want, like it's going to take a lot of things like this where the Supreme Court knocks it down.

00:11:43.000 Now you need a new plan.

00:11:43.900 But they keep going in that direction.

00:11:45.640 And long term, they will win because they do that everywhere.

00:11:49.140 Definitely.

00:11:49.400 And then we have a last piece here, that last tweet.

00:11:52.900 Yeah.

00:11:53.020 The funniest thing about the Virginia ruling is that if it had gone the other way, all the people currently tearing the court apart would be reminding you that we're a nation of laws and the ruling must be respected.

00:12:03.780 That's the whole point.

00:12:04.760 It's like every time they use one of your like moral guardrails, they're just using it like because they won.

00:12:13.460 And every time they ignore it, it's because they're trying to find a new way to win.

00:12:17.140 It's a very simple playbook.

00:12:18.380 And I know like a lot of these things get lost in legal maneuvering or I don't really know why it was unconstitutional.

00:12:27.100 But the point is they're trying to move the football 100 yards and they're trying to like rush it into your end zone.

00:12:32.700 So they'll do anything necessary. And, uh, yeah, if, if they get into power, like if they have a monopoly on power in any given state, it's going exactly the way they want it to. Right.

00:12:43.720 It's, and if, yeah, it's like, I really respect it. I hate what they're doing, but I really respect it. And if we did it and it was unconstitutional and challenged, you can't do this. You can't do that.

00:12:54.020 The results of the things that we would want would help the country. And then the results of the things they're doing are literally destroying the country.

00:13:00.120 It would help migrants. It would definitely help migrants in some way.

00:13:03.060 And it would help migrants. It would hurt the second amendment. It would hurt free speech.

00:13:06.440 It would hurt the economy, but they have that attitude and they're on the wrong side.

00:13:11.360 We don't have that attitude and the things we want would actually help.

00:13:14.760 Definitely.

00:13:15.100 So it's like the worst oxymoron type situation.

00:13:18.680 Yeah. It's time for us to really fight. And I hope people know where it's at, right?

00:13:24.020 And that's the thing. Some people go, oh, wow, they're getting pretty aggressive.

00:13:27.260 It's like they're trying to cut your throat.

00:13:29.340 They're trying for you to never have power in a state again is pretty much how they're doing it.

00:13:33.480 All right.

00:13:33.640 We're going to move on to our next story.

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00:15:09.720 Kids are going to school and they're not potty trained anymore.

00:15:12.800 Pasco County School says that so many of their students are showing up to school not potty

00:15:17.260 trained that it's now impacting the learning. It is not the kindergarteners

00:15:22.200 teachers responsibility to be changing diapers for kindergarteners. That's

00:15:26.440 John Legg. He's the superintendent here and he says since the COVID-19

00:15:30.260 pandemic, they've seen an extreme uptick in students being unable to

00:15:34.920 independently use the bathroom at the kindergarten level. In fact, he

00:15:38.880 estimates at least 10 students in each of their 52 elementary schools aren't

00:15:43.540 potty train because of that the district is considering implementing a new policy starting

00:15:48.220 next school year that would require all students to be able to use the bathroom independently and

00:15:53.600 even allow the district to send your student home for up to a week in order to receive the proper

00:15:59.140 training there would however be exceptions for students with special needs i'm surprised that

00:16:04.660 that's the takeaway i'm not instead that they maybe we're going to do like each student will

00:16:08.660 be assigned a bathroom attendant adult. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just kind of a sign of the

00:16:15.520 times. And like many of the things that we're talking about in terms of education and GPAs are

00:16:21.940 down or test scores are down. What do you guys think it is? Is it demographics? Is it bad parents

00:16:28.280 or is it migrants? Mix of both. I think it's mix of both. Yeah. Yeah. Because I think there's

00:16:33.040 probably some single mom urban types out there that are just like, ah, just put a diaper on and

00:16:38.440 that goes on for five years. Yeah. Kindergarteners are wearing diapers. Is that what I heard? Some

00:16:42.780 of them show up in diapers. And, uh, I have a very distinct childhood memory of, uh, I, I have

00:16:47.880 flashbacks of it, of my teacher walking away with someone to the bathroom to help him go wipe his

00:16:52.740 butt. And I thought that was weird when I was in kindergarten. How old were you? I think kindergarten

00:16:57.120 or first grade. It was one of my like early school memories. I was like, what are they doing? And I

00:17:01.500 was confused. Wow. That's embarrassing. So, I mean, it happened to somebody. Yeah. And I know

00:17:06.420 the kid's name too. Kid I grew up with, should I name him? Teacher used to wipe his ass. Um,

00:17:12.580 but yeah, it's, and then imagine telling someone like, imagine going to one of the parents of one

00:17:18.620 of these new arrivals or a foreign born, you know, parent and being like, Hey, so, so Juan doesn't

00:17:25.240 know how to use the bathroom. You need to teach him how to use the bathroom. And then they are

00:17:29.300 looking at you with that dead eye migrant stare where they're not really fully understanding

00:17:32.500 english and they go okay you know yeah okay you can't even really teach it it's kind of innate

00:17:39.160 almost where i'm sending my kid somewhere does he know how to use the bathroom no what are you

00:17:44.100 doing what are you up to what are the teachers teachers need more money yeah what are the

00:17:47.420 teachers for then and we actually have an example of a migrant type whose kid probably doesn't know

00:17:51.740 how to work the bathroom this was a little fender bender and look how the person reacts

00:17:56.400 nope you just hit my fucking car i need your id and your insurance i don't have insurance

00:18:02.560 i don't have an id okay well you're supposed to go to jail no not yet you just hit my fucking car

00:18:09.460 it don't matter they're gonna deport you look what you just did to my fucking car

00:18:15.220 sir your kid doesn't have to use the bathroom no i need to go to mexico no jail no jail so that's

00:18:25.120 what it is too and then you have people who are like the teachers who are also sensitive and oh

00:18:31.360 every student's different and then they don't know how to broach the topic like hey it's unacceptable

00:18:35.200 to not have your kid potty trained for kindergarten right and that's the the general theme where it's

00:18:40.300 like nothing is unacceptable anymore because that would make the people who are not you know living

00:18:45.900 up to social norms feel uncomfortable or sad or like the other like oh everyone in the kid everyone

00:18:51.580 in the class knows how to go to the bathroom except your kid oh that's a little harsh to

00:18:55.780 single that family out so piss on the walls do whatever you want yeah shit your pants yeah and

00:19:01.240 that discomfort right there that used to be the motivation to get you back up like hey you're the

00:19:05.840 only kid who can't read at grade level it's like oh shit i'm doing tutor stuff i'm going after

00:19:09.820 school that used to be the thing that would propel you to get back to even and now it like they don't

00:19:15.540 want to make you feel bad and yeah nobody ever gets better and then instead now where that person's

00:19:19.760 below social norms, instead of getting them up and motivating them, now they have lower standards

00:19:25.320 and then everyone kind of sinks a little closer to that bottom person. Definitely. And we have

00:19:30.160 evidence of the same problem happening in Europe. And that's what makes me think it's probably a

00:19:34.680 migrant demographic issue. For sure. Can you read that headline? Je kunt geen huis bowens

00:19:39.880 onder fundamenten. Klieterjuuf Liz. So this was a Dutch article. I know Liz. Yeah, I know some of

00:19:48.180 I know some of the 34 I got.

00:19:50.200 Fundamenten.

00:19:51.040 You know what that is.

00:19:53.040 All right.

00:19:53.580 So this is someone who translated the article for us.

00:19:57.020 I think this was the Netherlands or something like that.

00:20:00.140 And this guy says, what's diversity like in European kindergartens?

00:20:03.960 You are not prepared to hear this.

00:20:05.660 Quotes from the article about a Belgian kindergarten.

00:20:09.060 Foreign parents don't potty train their kids.

00:20:11.820 Foreign children pee against the classroom walls because they don't understand what toilets are.

00:20:16.980 Teachers have to use pictures instead of words because barely one child speaks the local language.

00:20:22.320 Without a common language, children started using animal sounds to communicate.

00:20:26.280 Foreign kids don't know what playing is.

00:20:28.240 They just sit there and stare at objects.

00:20:30.080 It takes months before kids understand they're going to the gym for exercise.

00:20:35.120 By contrast, at the still white rural kindergartens, kids play, speak, and can count.

00:20:41.100 Kids understand complex stories,

00:20:43.060 can philosophize about death,

00:20:44.880 understand caterpillars don't die

00:20:46.280 because they turn into butterflies.

00:20:47.800 All of these things were non-existent

00:20:49.360 at the diversity kindergartens.

00:20:51.200 Get your kids away from diversity.

00:20:52.840 So if you look at it globally,

00:20:54.400 you could probably chalk it up to migrants.

00:20:57.200 Yeah.

00:20:57.740 That's what I'm happy to do.

00:20:59.020 Yeah, that's what a lot of the declining standards,

00:21:01.420 test scores, everything.

00:21:02.300 It's just, well, how many migrants were here

00:21:04.360 when we were comparing it to 10 years ago?

00:21:06.780 Yeah.

00:21:07.120 And it's a lot more.

00:21:07.800 And it's not really the teacher's fault, obviously, but we do have a little section here about dumb teachers.

00:21:13.680 And this is not everybody.

00:21:15.080 I know we have a lot of show watching teachers as well who are great and have a great head on their shoulders.

00:21:20.080 But there is a trend, especially lately, where the dumbest people, you know, are training to become teachers.

00:21:26.300 And we actually have a clip here of a person who's a teacher and she can't answer basic questions.

00:21:31.200 How many letters are in the alphabet?

00:21:34.440 46.

00:21:35.120 Nope.

00:21:35.720 Nope.

00:21:36.320 27.

00:21:37.240 No.

00:21:37.800 how many planets are in the solar system 17 yes who is this

00:21:52.640 that's George Washington who shot Abraham Lincoln I'm being honest I didn't

00:22:02.240 Who is this?

00:22:06.620 Frozen Fog.

00:22:08.220 See in our history.

00:22:10.300 Anne Franklin?

00:22:11.420 She is Drew.

00:22:12.200 Helen Keller.

00:22:13.600 All right.

00:22:14.160 Anne Franklin.

00:22:15.300 That's just a combination of, I don't know.

00:22:17.760 Anne Frank and Benjamin Franklin.

00:22:20.600 And then if you guys think that you can't homeschool your kids because you don't know

00:22:24.280 how to do it or you can't handle it, that person's going to teach your kids instead.

00:22:28.140 And then there's like 30 of them, not even one-on-one.

00:22:30.600 Yeah.

00:22:30.700 So it's like that divided by 30 or multiplied by 30 is even worse.

00:22:34.400 I agree.

00:22:35.380 And then we have some more context here and a graph.

00:22:39.480 Yeah.

00:22:39.740 And I believe we've shown this before, but this is measured intelligence by student academic

00:22:44.740 subfield and teachers score some of the lowest in comparison to a lot of these other majors.

00:22:51.560 Teachers average among the least intelligent university graduates.

00:22:54.620 Little of what they learn is even relevant to what they end up doing.

00:22:57.020 They have the lowest scoring groups on the GRE, SAT, and ACT are pursuing degrees in education.

00:23:03.500 So, and I know that's-

00:23:05.340 And some I'm sure are fine people.

00:23:07.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:08.600 But we're talking broad averages here.

00:23:10.220 So I don't know what the point is maybe.

00:23:13.620 If you have a good school system, I still think like there are good teachers out there

00:23:17.400 and they help your kid and your kid getting socialized in a nice way definitely helps.

00:23:23.720 But if you're in one of those areas where you're like, wow, they're really turning my neighborhood into an H-1B zone or I don't have the money to move and the schools are going down in quality, like it might be time to consider some other options.

00:23:35.780 Definitely.

00:23:36.360 Because your kid, what sort of benefit is your kid going to get when he sees a migrant kid communicating in animal noises and pissing on the wall?

00:23:43.740 Is that enriching in any way?

00:23:45.560 I don't think so.

00:23:46.880 Diversity.

00:23:47.580 Yeah.

00:23:47.860 And then the teacher's telling you about Anne Franklin, kids pissing on the wall.

00:23:52.540 It's a bad scene, right?

00:23:53.720 It's very bad. All right, we're going to get into our fraud section. There's a lot to this section. We're going to start with this new Gavin Newsom diaper scam. His wife is involved in an NGO that just did a diaper deal, and they're, I think, skimming a lot of the money off the top.

00:24:10.200 Yeah. Huge news. This is from Newsom. California just became the first state in America to provide

00:24:15.380 free diapers to all new parents. Watching this summer. Since I became governor, we have made

00:24:20.420 preschool free, school meals free, and expanded paid family leave. Stop talking about lowering

00:24:25.600 costs for families. Do it. And he posts the headline there. So it sounds good. And it's like,

00:24:30.700 oh, free diapers for babies. That helps. And when you look at the numbers, you realize that it's

00:24:36.480 just a scam again. Maybe we read the first one, then we'll go to the tweet. Yeah. California's

00:24:40.100 free diaper program is a $12.5 million Democrat donor payoff in disguise. California announced

00:24:45.240 free diapers for 100,000 newborns and immediately routed $12.5 million to Baby2Baby, a Democrat

00:24:51.500 aligned NGO co-led by two mega donors that pays more than half a dozen Democrat donors six-figure

00:24:57.120 annual salaries. Baby2Baby funds Democrat donors and calls it a diaper distribution.

00:25:03.100 And then we have some of the numbers and the costs for this program. Can you give that tweet a read?

00:25:08.260 Yeah. Hey, Gavin Newsom, you can get 420 diapers delivered for free for $86 in just a quick search with no government intervention. I'm sure if you wanted, Costco or many other retailers would love to help and get those prices down even more to help parents with just a gift card and a coupon code. Fast and easy. Why are you giving the baby to baby gals $200 of our taxpayer money for 400 diapers?

00:25:32.740 So that's the rate.

00:25:34.060 So shopping around, you can get 400 diapers for 86.

00:25:37.220 And then the amount they'll distribute is more than two times the cost.

00:25:41.860 Don't they make enough to pay for their glamorous lifestyle without all these great galas?

00:25:46.000 They throw around for their Hollywood Democrat friends, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:48.860 He keeps insulting.

00:25:49.480 And the number is like 420 diapers for the newborn baby over time.

00:25:54.080 And then that amount on Costco is $85.

00:25:57.620 Yeah.

00:25:58.440 Wow.

00:25:58.760 Which is crazy.

00:25:59.420 And then they're rolling this out to 70 hospitals statewide in California, and they're all located in poor or migrant areas.

00:26:07.400 Ah, so it's Mexican diapers.

00:26:09.580 It's not Californian diapers.

00:26:11.140 It's for Hispanics.

00:26:11.900 It's for the migrants and the illegals.

00:26:14.220 And the back of the napkin numbers, it's basically 50 cents per diaper, but the diapers they're getting are only 18 cents each.

00:26:22.360 So there's 32 cents that kind of just get divvied out to everyone else.

00:26:27.460 It goes to salaries.

00:26:28.500 It goes to the gala so they can invite people and act, pat themselves on the back.

00:26:32.520 And then maybe some of it goes back to the Newsom campaign.

00:26:35.460 Maybe they make a little donation, tit for tat.

00:26:38.160 And it's just one of those things.

00:26:39.600 I actually appreciate, I think Trump has been kind of this guy who likes to talk directly

00:26:45.260 to companies, but the Democrat way is you got to have an NGO.

00:26:48.980 Middleman needs to get fat on this.

00:26:50.700 And so far, Newsom announced he's given 20 million to baby to baby.

00:26:54.580 So there you go.

00:26:55.720 So, you know, it's not anything nice.

00:26:58.600 It sounds nice.

00:26:59.840 That's the whole point.

00:27:01.020 Everything sounds nice.

00:27:02.140 And then, whoa, let's get you to an NGO middleman really quick.

00:27:05.420 And it happens to be my wife's cousin.

00:27:07.460 That's the playbook, right?

00:27:08.820 That's literally what it is.

00:27:09.880 And then the CEO of this company runs a different nonprofit with Newsom's wife.

00:27:14.280 Classic.

00:27:14.740 So they're making millions off this.

00:27:16.540 Good job.

00:27:17.340 Yeah.

00:27:17.520 Good scam.

00:27:18.180 Good scam, guys.

00:27:18.940 Clean.

00:27:19.600 We have more fraud stuff.

00:27:21.740 We're going to start with an insider trading story from Boston.

00:27:24.920 Yeah, an FBI Boston investigation has resulted in charges against.

00:27:30.300 Order up.

00:27:31.620 Thank you.

00:27:32.960 No, no, no.

00:27:35.780 Oh, come on.

00:27:37.200 This is not happening.

00:27:38.200 Turn off the water.

00:27:39.640 Where's the shutoff?

00:27:40.840 The pipe.

00:27:41.620 There, there.

00:27:45.080 Gosh, it's everywhere.

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00:27:58.440 30 individuals for their roles

00:28:00.220 in a global insider trading scheme

00:28:01.900 that netted tens of millions in illicit profits.

00:28:04.700 The FBI executed arrests in Alabama, California,

00:28:07.160 Florida, New Jersey, and New York today

00:28:08.500 for individuals who are accused of capitalizing

00:28:10.600 on confidential information stolen

00:28:12.260 from leading corporate law firms,

00:28:14.400 advising on mergers and acquisitions

00:28:16.260 in Massachusetts and elsewhere.

00:28:18.460 So that's a good way to do it.

00:28:20.040 You know, you go to the law firm

00:28:21.860 who are needed for mergers and acquisition,

00:28:24.380 And it's like, all right, so you're saying this company is going to be bought.

00:28:27.860 I'll buy some options, make a quick 10 mil.

00:28:31.780 No one tells us.

00:28:33.000 No one tells me.

00:28:33.740 I never get them out.

00:28:34.880 Because when I hear insider trading shit, I go, fuck, I missed another one.

00:28:38.720 And then when there is an opportunity for it, a lot of it is the ethnic favoritism.

00:28:44.160 And that's who gets hooked up.

00:28:45.300 Other ethnics, co-ethnics of the people doing the deal.

00:28:48.340 And we have the list of the names.

00:28:49.620 Pedram Fajal, Brian Fasenstab, again, Simon Fasenstab.

00:28:54.380 of Ilya Gorvalov. It's all foreigners. Israel Horowitz, God Israel of Israel. So these people,

00:29:03.280 it seemed like mostly Russian and Israeli type of people. And that's actually a common theme.

00:29:07.520 Like Russia in on the world stage is generally like an antagonist to us. We're back and forth

00:29:14.140 like and they see no problem in doing some insider trading. It's like getting one over

00:29:19.420 on your political rival, right? It doesn't matter to them. They just stack it up. Yeah.

00:29:22.960 And then we have some more autism scams coming out of North Carolina.

00:29:27.800 Can you read that tweet, please?

00:29:29.500 North Carolina reportedly saw a 47,000% increase in autism-related billings over four years, according to David Hoke.

00:29:36.000 Here's the graph.

00:29:37.200 Medicaid spending on ABA in North Carolina by a year, and they're doing the Somali chart.

00:29:42.700 2023, $67 million, and then 2027 projected as $1.1 billion, unless J.D. Vance and the fraud squad gets on it.

00:29:51.360 And what's funny to me is autism is a good one.

00:29:54.420 We saw them run the playbook in Somalia or in Minnesota, Freudian slip there.

00:30:00.640 And it's happening in North Carolina.

00:30:02.780 I'm sure it's happening in many other states.

00:30:05.320 But, and that's the thing.

00:30:07.060 We've talked about that a lot where when the migrants were talking about to each other

00:30:11.800 about how easy it was to get into America, like that information, like, hey, the doors

00:30:16.060 are open.

00:30:16.520 This scam's running.

00:30:17.700 People talk between states, between everything.

00:30:20.060 And it's like, hey, if your state has a program, you can run this playbook too.

00:30:23.240 So that knowledge transfers easily.

00:30:26.300 And I was joking to Fleckis about this before the show is we have Native, we have Americans doing autism scams too.

00:30:35.180 And I think we showed one of the colleges that was like their disability line goes straight up because everyone's pretending to have a disability of some kind, autism, ADHD, whatever, to get a dorm room by themselves and to get extra time on the tests.

00:30:49.240 so we live in scam culture in america now the students are all scamming it like oh i'm gonna

00:30:55.140 live alone i'm gonna get an extra half hour on every test this is gonna be great and then the

00:30:59.360 foreigners who are doing the autism scams go i will take 20 million dollars please so our scams

00:31:05.200 are like i want to live alone and i'll tell my college a little white lie get more time on the

00:31:09.400 test and there's like all the money and they take it from the taxpayer so and it's almost like um

00:31:15.560 it's like reaffirming the scam ecosystem where it's like, well, college kids, there's more

00:31:20.240 disabled people than ever. And then autism's on the rise. Like it almost like sounds like it could

00:31:25.340 make sense. So we're going to need more autism funding. But if you look at the graph, you can

00:31:29.280 see in like 2022, it's like, that's basically when they discovered, Hey, there's no real oversight

00:31:34.360 to this. Like tell your buddy, he can do it too. Tell your buddy. And then the graph gets parabolic

00:31:39.080 once people realize there's no oversight, you can kind of say whatever you want.

00:31:43.000 Exactly. And the funniest part about this is you could have caught this two years ago,

00:31:48.060 saved yourself a billion. And that's why oversight, we're always criticizing how bad it is because

00:31:54.600 these things, these anomalies, there's a statistician out there who would be like,

00:31:59.640 whoa, something's going on. Either everybody has autism now or you're getting fucking gutted.

00:32:04.520 So nobody even thinks to check. Yeah. And I want to clarify something.

00:32:07.880 And I think, sorry, and I think that's how some mathematician caught Bernie Madoff.

00:32:12.540 His returns were like this, and he was yelling to the SEC, and he was like, this is impossible.

00:32:17.200 Nobody took him seriously.

00:32:18.340 And that was like a $50 billion Bernie Madoff people's personal investments were gone.

00:32:22.320 Sorry, what were you going to say?

00:32:23.280 I want to clarify something from last episode.

00:32:25.340 I was talking about like the Somalis and how they charge the federal government and take all the money in autism scams.

00:32:30.960 But this is obvious, but I just said the wrong thing.

00:32:34.460 It's our money.

00:32:35.900 Like, oh, a Somali charges $100 million to the federal government and steals it, but that's our money.

00:32:40.380 Yeah.

00:32:40.800 And whether or not the state of Minnesota administers that thing, like most of it is coming from the Fed.

00:32:47.780 States take federal money and then divvy it up how they want to on their programs.

00:32:51.580 I just want to make it clear that we're not like stealing money from the government, but the government's got plenty.

00:32:55.440 That's us.

00:32:56.180 We're in debt.

00:32:56.900 From us.

00:32:57.660 We have a story out of Ohio.

00:32:59.000 Ohio Medicaid fraud probe alleges $250 million Somali-linked home health scam tied to landlord

00:33:05.180 running 288 firms across seven buildings, plus $23 million in state funds per Newswire's Luke

00:33:11.200 Rosiak. And it's actually Daily Wire's Luke Rosiak. But yeah, Daily Wire's been putting out

00:33:17.260 a big scathing report on Ohio Medicaid fraud. And Columbus, Ohio is like the secondary Somali

00:33:24.280 location. The Somali hotspots, Minnesota, Columbus, and Maine. They're up in Maine.

00:33:29.640 So good to know. And I want to make a broader point here because with all this fraud,

00:33:33.840 our government is basically giving our taxpayer dollars to these like foreigners, illegals,

00:33:40.040 or people who just got here and they're stealing our money.

00:33:42.240 Giving someone, giving a 90 IQ Somali, and that's generous, generational wealth.

00:33:47.740 And they're just giving it away. And then if you zoom out and look at it from a broader

00:33:51.660 perspective, I think I found out why. Yeah, this is a tweet that says how to make a species go

00:33:56.720 extinct. Number one, introduce a closely related invader species. Number two, outnumber the natives.

00:34:03.980 Number three, feed the invader. Four, pressure the native. Five, encourage cross mating. Sound

00:34:09.840 familiar? That's basically what we're dealing with. And then the fraud is an example of feed

00:34:13.800 the invader. Yeah. Where like you have to work hard. You have to pay for your kid's child care.

00:34:18.140 You have to pay for a private school.

00:34:19.780 You and your wife have to work.

00:34:21.120 Honey, I don't think we can afford baby number three right now.

00:34:23.640 Things are a little tight.

00:34:24.740 Can't go on vacation or, you know, insurance is really expensive, whatever.

00:34:29.780 But then these foreigners come and they just get whatever they want and they're getting

00:34:33.060 fed in the metaphorical sense.

00:34:35.760 Yeah.

00:34:36.160 And that is a part of the population decrease in the white people in America.

00:34:41.000 Yeah.

00:34:41.220 And then there's this attitude from a lot of liberals that I've seen, which basically

00:34:45.560 sees the government as this unlimited piggy bank that can afford anything and move resources to

00:34:51.580 different things in emergencies. And it's like, to an extent we can, right? But we also just have

00:34:56.400 a finite number of tax dollars. Every year we have an exact finite number. Are we over or under

00:35:01.540 budget? And we're in debt. So all this stuff is like adding to our interest payments on our debt.

00:35:08.400 Somali's stealing from us. And then we're like, we'll pay you back later. That's how fucked it is.

00:35:12.980 And it's the same attitude they have for like, oh, thieves shouldn't go to jail for looting because Walgreens has insurance.

00:35:20.100 Yeah.

00:35:21.000 Bad attitude.

00:35:21.980 And I actually just saw something with J.D. Vance that he's because he's kind of taking the lead on the fraud front.

00:35:27.580 And he there used to be this rule that the U.S. government, the federal government would generally ignore fraud under one and a half million dollars.

00:35:36.600 I don't know why.

00:35:37.700 I don't know why we would even do that or say that or let people know.

00:35:42.360 So some guy goes, okay, 1.4 and I'm out.

00:35:45.020 But we're eliminating that now.

00:35:47.100 Good.

00:35:47.740 And our last clip from this section still falls in line with the how to make a species go extinct idea.

00:35:54.060 This is about ethnic favoritism and how it plays out over time.

00:35:57.440 Now, there's a bunch of white dots and there's a bunch of red, well, not as many red dots.

00:36:01.460 Now, the white dots are like white people.

00:36:03.120 The white dots, when they encounter another dot, if it has less than they do, or if it's small,

00:36:07.640 if the dot is smaller than it is, it will give a portion of itself to the smaller dot in order to

00:36:14.140 try to reach an equilibrium. So every white dot, when it reaches another dot, will give some of

00:36:19.260 itself to the other dot, whether it's white or red or doesn't really matter. The red dots, however,

00:36:24.280 they have a different strategy. The red dots, if they encounter another red dot, will give some of

00:36:28.720 itself to the red dot. If it encounters a white dot, regardless of size, it'll take a little bit

00:36:33.560 from the white dot. The dots, if they reach a certain size, they will split into two dots,

00:36:38.760 like mitosis, because they'll get big enough to reproduce. So let's have a look at when you have

00:36:43.720 these two groups with different survival strategies. One is the universalist white

00:36:47.980 strategy of treat everyone the way you want to be treated. And then two, the red dots, where their

00:36:52.940 survival strategy is different, and that is treat everyone like yourself, like you want to be

00:36:56.700 treated, but then treat everyone else as a resource that you can take from. So let's have a

00:37:02.040 look. Let's start this simulation up and see how it's going there. In fact, I might speed it up just

00:37:07.860 a tad. There we go. Already, you're starting to get some pretty big red dots. It doesn't take

00:37:14.140 long. Well, they're splitting into two, reproducing as they suck the resources from the white dots

00:37:19.580 that are just trying to be everybody's friends. Little by little, those white dots are getting

00:37:23.300 pretty small and uh in fact they're vanishing once the dot gets to a a that has a minimum size

00:37:29.180 so once it gets to a certain size it disappears it vanishes it's unable to reproduce in fact you

00:37:34.520 might notice that none of the white dots ever get to a size large enough to reproduce because

00:37:39.600 they're all sending their generational wealth over to africa or to 1-877 cars for kids which

00:37:46.460 pays for Jewish kids to go on vacation in Israel. So that's, yeah, that's like a visualization of

00:37:54.240 e-foam after ethnic favoritism over average migrant. But, um, some of this guy obviously

00:38:00.380 made it up these variables, right. But that's kind of the idea that you want to internalize.

00:38:06.260 If someone else has high ethnic favoritism, like Indians would probably duplicate at higher rates

00:38:11.700 than this uh you know jewish people too that's a pretty high ethnic favoritism but for certain

00:38:18.780 groups it would be different or faster or lower but this is it the generosity of of white people

00:38:23.980 treat everyone how you'd be treated and it's like but they're not doing the same to you exactly so

00:38:28.440 if you don't have in-group preference you'll eventually be dominated by the people who do

00:38:32.320 yeah and it's because like white people were convinced like oh you have everything you have

00:38:36.560 so much privilege take a back seat and give everyone else a chance and that's what that

00:38:40.280 graph is. And that's how it plays out. And then soon all of the minority, the hordes of third

00:38:45.700 worlders will be in charge and then we'll be the minority. And we'll say, all right, well,

00:38:49.400 we're the minority. We need help. Do you think they come back around to help us?

00:38:53.020 They certainly do not.

00:38:54.040 They certainly do not.

00:38:55.140 Yeah. All right. Well, that's the end of that section. Let's move on now to an interesting

00:38:58.500 story out of D.C. This is something we covered a while ago about how D.C. during Joe Biden was

00:39:04.080 lying about their crime statistics. And now there are some results of that. And it basically got

00:39:09.060 proven true. Yeah. DC police chief says 13 officers may be fired after crime stats investigation.

00:39:15.640 The proposed discipline, which would include high ranking officials is related to an internal probe

00:39:20.280 of the alleged manipulation of crime data. The interim police chief said, so this is after a

00:39:25.880 long internal affairs, uh, investigation that they finally are ready to kind of accuse multiple

00:39:32.040 high ranking people. And I think we covered one person who had to step down. Yeah. Um, in the

00:39:36.840 past. And the affected officers, including captains, commanders, and other high-ranking

00:39:43.100 officials have been placed on administrative leave. Interim DC police chief Jeffrey Carroll

00:39:47.640 said at a news conference, all of the proposed discipline is related to the internal affairs

00:39:52.020 investigation into alleged manipulation of crime data that minimized their seriousness, he said.

00:39:57.640 There you go. So that's something we said. We knew they're lying and maybe people didn't think

00:40:03.140 we were right or whatever, but sure enough, it played out like we said. Yeah. Like we said.

00:40:07.840 Like I said. And we have some stats out of New York City. Subway crime is going crazy. Murders

00:40:13.400 are up 300% in New York City subway system. Robbery surge as well. Yeah. And you said it.

00:40:20.860 I mean, there are some stats here. Robbery in the transit system shot up by 18% so far in 2026.

00:40:27.220 um but these these aren't huge numbers right it's like you're comparing 132 to 156 so it's

00:40:34.900 definitely increasing but it just continues to trend in a bad direction at what scale felony

00:40:39.940 assault is down six percent so far this year but has increased 16 over the same period in 2024 and

00:40:45.780 60 from years ago a lot of times they're comparing it to the george floyd era numbers yeah and then

00:40:51.240 And it's like, oh, we're down.

00:40:52.400 But globally or nationwide, it's still very high.

00:40:56.820 Misdemeanor assault.

00:40:57.720 Typically, the charge for a punch is up 15% so far this year and 68% from seven years ago.

00:41:05.420 See, that's a good indication.

00:41:06.760 Seven years ago.

00:41:07.660 That's long enough to get past some George Floyd shit.

00:41:10.880 Major crime in transit overall.

00:41:14.600 Order up.

00:41:15.820 Thank you.

00:41:17.260 No, no, no.

00:41:19.980 Oh, come on.

00:41:21.240 This is not happening.

00:41:22.380 Turn off the water.

00:41:23.820 Where's the shadow off?

00:41:25.020 The pipe.

00:41:25.800 There, there.

00:41:29.360 Gosh, it's everywhere.

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00:42:12.620 Which includes murder, rape, robbery, felony assault, and grand larceny are down less than

00:42:16.560 a percentage point.

00:42:17.560 So they're still holding the high level.

00:42:19.000 Yeah.

00:42:19.420 They're like, I'm not going to stop for anything.

00:42:22.360 Yeah, that's it.

00:42:23.420 I mean, it's just kind of a where we're at touch base thing, and it's not going great.

00:42:27.440 And we have an example of like a New York City subway street rat guy that for some reason isn't in a cage.

00:42:34.440 Here he is.

00:42:35.220 He's like talking to himself, and he's crazy.

00:42:37.360 Yeah, and he was just arrested for shoving a man on the subway tracks while on parole after being released from prison just two months ago with seven priors.

00:42:45.240 So we need him.

00:42:46.460 You know, we got to have him out.

00:42:47.940 They need this.

00:42:49.300 What's cash bail?

00:42:50.360 Get them out.

00:42:51.040 That's funny.

00:42:51.820 Yeah.

00:42:51.960 And then our next clip is a attack ad and an attempted attack ad on Spencer Pratt.

00:42:58.040 But listen to it from a Republican point of view.

00:42:59.960 And it sounds pretty good.

00:43:01.320 Republican Spencer Pratt is the last thing Los Angeles needs for mayor.

00:43:06.140 Pratt opposes using taxpayer money to build brand new houses for our unhoused neighbors,

00:43:11.120 saying it's time for the homeless to get help or get out.

00:43:14.660 Pratt thinks L.A. needs thousands more police officers rather than more social workers.

00:43:19.280 And Republican Spencer Pratt thinks public employee unions should have less power, not more.

00:43:24.380 L.A. is on the right track and needs to stay the course.

00:43:27.700 Vote no on Republican Spencer Pratt.

00:43:30.200 It's like an SNL skit.

00:43:32.420 L.A. is on the right track.

00:43:33.960 It needs to stay on course.

00:43:34.840 Yeah, those scabby drug addicts that yell all night and steal your Amazon package.

00:43:38.540 Those are your unhoused neighbors.

00:43:40.320 Those are your allies.

00:43:41.220 That's your coalition.

00:43:42.240 And then Republican, Spencer Pratt.

00:43:44.260 They say Republican like it's a slur.

00:43:46.280 N-word, Spencer Pratt.

00:43:48.020 Republican.

00:43:48.780 They do it as much as they can.

00:43:50.300 And actually, just before we came in here, I saw Magic Johnson doing a hostage situation video where he was endorsing Karen Bass.

00:43:56.640 First thing I think of is, all right, what's he getting from the city?

00:43:59.500 What sort of contracts is he getting that he doesn't want to give up?

00:44:03.260 That's true.

00:44:04.020 And he already traded his son.

00:44:06.380 And that was a while ago.

00:44:07.500 And then they made him trade and do AIDS for the son.

00:44:10.120 and now I guess he's making more deals.

00:44:13.860 Remember when he got that gay disease

00:44:15.380 at the peak of gayness and he said,

00:44:16.900 no, no, no, no, I got the straight AIDS.

00:44:19.500 And then his son's a giant six foot eight fucking,

00:44:23.060 you know, twink.

00:44:24.180 Yeah, crazy.

00:44:25.060 But that hit piece obviously sounds good to us,

00:44:27.340 but when you load up LA full of third worlders

00:44:30.160 and migrants and illegals,

00:44:31.980 they just see Republican and oh, more police.

00:44:34.740 That's bad for me.

00:44:35.780 Who's more police bad for?

00:44:37.260 And I always thought the, I try to understand the worldview of the leftist most of the time, because I have to try to figure out like what they're thinking. I thought the homeless people were like mostly tolerated and you got to help them. And we're so well off. We have to help them. They treated them like they're stars of the city. Like they're the best. That's who makes the wheels turn.

00:44:57.040 He's trying to get rid of these guys.

00:44:58.080 These guys are our boys. Like I thought they were like supposed to be pitied and whatever, but it's very funny to see it in a commercial like that. The opposite.

00:45:05.340 He wants to add more police officers.

00:45:07.540 So if you're a criminal or here illegally, I guess that's scary.

00:45:10.500 Yeah.

00:45:11.000 And I don't know.

00:45:12.220 Everyone else doesn't make sense.

00:45:13.320 And if you live in L.A., do you think you need more cops or less cops?

00:45:16.880 You can't be honest.

00:45:18.000 Yeah.

00:45:18.580 All right.

00:45:18.880 Let's get to our migrant section, even though we're basically already there.

00:45:21.740 Yeah.

00:45:22.000 The whole world's about migrants now.

00:45:24.360 But we have some self-deportation facts that are coming out.

00:45:28.080 Trump just did something.

00:45:29.980 No.

00:45:30.640 Well, the way Trump's been acting has led some immigrants to quit.

00:45:34.500 They rage quit.

00:45:35.980 Immigrants are giving up their claims for humanitarian protection and opting to depart the U.S. in exponentially higher numbers under the Trump administration, according to data obtained by the Vera Institute of Justice and shared with The Post.

00:45:47.760 Now, the Vera Institute for Justice is kind of a leftist NGO-type organization.

00:45:54.400 So grain of salt.

00:45:56.500 So basically, people are facing the prospect of prolonged ICE detention, are increasingly abandoning their claims for humanitarian protection and agreeing to depart voluntarily.

00:46:05.980 So basically, the free ride's over, and if you're kind of making a claim, you might be in ICE detention for a couple months while we sort through things.

00:46:13.480 And obviously, there's a huge backlog, so some of these people are just quitting.

00:46:17.600 Immigration judges issued more than 80,000 voluntary departure orders from January 2025 through March of this year.

00:46:23.800 according to court obtained data by the Vera Institute

00:46:26.900 and shared with the Washington Post.

00:46:29.400 Such orders are granted to immigrants

00:46:30.960 who request to leave on their own terms

00:46:33.140 while giving up the opportunity

00:46:34.600 to seek a new life in the US.

00:46:36.400 They are not given a formal deportation order,

00:46:38.480 which could make it easier for them

00:46:40.240 to return here legally in the future.

00:46:41.800 So people are basically going,

00:46:43.940 pause, my odds aren't good, I'm gonna leave.

00:46:48.180 I'll try back later when Hillary Clinton's president.

00:46:50.640 Yeah.

00:46:51.000 That's the gist of it.

00:46:51.980 And 80,000, you know, it's not a very good number, but it is a sign of the times of where we're at in terms of making it easy for people.

00:47:00.700 So it's a good sign in general.

00:47:02.480 And here's immigrants granted permission to self-deport.

00:47:05.520 And the chart kind of goes up once Trump takes office.

00:47:07.860 Everyone should have permission to self-deport.

00:47:09.520 Yeah, I didn't think you needed it.

00:47:11.060 We don't even know who you are.

00:47:13.580 And then we're moving on to our next story.

00:47:16.900 Well, this is actually just a tweet, but I wanted to point this out.

00:47:19.680 It's about New York City.

00:47:20.600 44% of New York City rent-stabilized apartments go to foreign-born tenants.

00:47:25.940 Just remember that.

00:47:26.960 Yeah.

00:47:27.640 I can't believe it.

00:47:28.100 New York's obviously so expensive and it sucks, whatever.

00:47:31.060 And then like the little gems are like the stabilized rent.

00:47:33.660 That's where you can get like a nice apartment for not that much.

00:47:36.240 You never leave.

00:47:37.200 You give it to your son afterwards.

00:47:39.400 But half of those are people who aren't New Yorkers.

00:47:42.520 Foreigners.

00:47:43.360 Crazy.

00:47:44.360 We're going to get into a little bit of an Indian section next.

00:47:47.380 Actually, a double Indian section.

00:47:49.060 First is an Indian man who crashes his truck and then blames the guy he crashed into.

00:47:54.880 Look at this.

00:47:56.380 You know, this is a trailer parking.

00:47:58.540 This is not a single truck parking, brother.

00:48:01.020 This is not a single truck parking.

00:48:02.740 The hotel cannot be parked like that.

00:48:04.400 This is a truck parking.

00:48:05.760 This is a hotel.

00:48:06.900 This is a hotel.

00:48:08.220 You have to go to the forward.

00:48:09.880 No.

00:48:14.020 This fucking stupid fuck.

00:48:16.060 Look at this.

00:48:16.620 the way he freaks out. Yeah. And so obviously, even if it was a trailer, it would be much harder

00:48:23.160 to park it. He would have crashed it even worse, but that, that it's, it's in Canada, but that

00:48:28.880 angry, you're yelling at the people who are here, you're yelling at someone. You just hit his car

00:48:33.960 and you're wrong and you're wrong. And you have the attitude, unbelievable entitled foreigner

00:48:38.720 shit. And there's like a thing where no matter what happens, they're never going to be accountable

00:48:43.600 and go, oh, man, sorry, I messed up.

00:48:45.780 Let's exchange information.

00:48:46.840 It's like, no, you did it.

00:48:48.100 And then it applies to everything.

00:48:49.360 Like when they try to buy a service,

00:48:51.940 they're always trying to knock the price down

00:48:53.860 like after the service is done.

00:48:55.640 Oh, yeah.

00:48:55.980 We've seen a million of those clips.

00:48:57.160 This next clip, I think, is a guy

00:48:59.240 who's just like exploring someone's Corvette.

00:49:02.040 They call him a thief.

00:49:03.580 But I think it's just an Indian guy

00:49:05.460 who's like taking pictures of himself

00:49:07.300 inside of someone's Corvette.

00:49:09.000 My brother, this is not your car.

00:49:12.720 that's in my car.

00:49:15.000 Well, why are you in my car?

00:49:18.420 No, you can't get out

00:49:19.680 because we're calling the cops.

00:49:22.040 What do you mean for what?

00:49:23.180 This is Grand Theft Auto.

00:49:24.380 I don't know what...

00:49:25.080 Are you trying to steal my car?

00:49:26.340 What are you doing?

00:49:27.700 On the ground.

00:49:28.640 All the way out.

00:49:30.000 All the way.

00:49:31.480 All the way on the ground.

00:49:33.660 That's good.

00:49:34.300 It's a happy ending.

00:49:35.080 Yeah.

00:49:35.640 You know that you could let him out and go,

00:49:37.060 I didn't know.

00:49:37.800 I just wanted to not wear deodorant in your Corvette.

00:49:40.700 But they got him.

00:49:41.980 And then I think this next clip is in Canada, but it's people, it's like Indian types just

00:49:47.060 dumping trash on the side of the road.

00:49:49.680 We are not garbaging.

00:49:52.920 What the fuck is this?

00:49:54.920 We are not garbaging.

00:49:57.460 They have boots.

00:49:58.780 They have a trailer full of trash.

00:50:00.400 The trailer is now empty.

00:50:01.720 The trash is on the side of the road.

00:50:03.200 They're wearing gloves.

00:50:04.540 And, you know, I appreciate these guys for wearing their religious ethnic garb while

00:50:08.420 doing the thing that Canadians hate the most,

00:50:11.080 dumping into our natural scenic beauty, right?

00:50:13.480 Yeah, they could have disguised themselves

00:50:15.080 in a Canucks jersey, maybe.

00:50:16.680 Yeah, Tim Horton's employee uniform or something.

00:50:20.280 Nope, they wear their headdress.

00:50:22.520 Yep, and then-

00:50:23.280 We are not garbaging.

00:50:24.440 They don't, they can't even speak the words.

00:50:26.720 Yeah, and then this next clip is an Indian type

00:50:29.600 who's encouraging other Indians to go to Paraguay.

00:50:32.620 What if I told you there's a country

00:50:34.160 where Indians can get permanent residency under 50,000?

00:50:37.320 And yes, it's not a scam and not an agent hype.

00:50:39.880 I'm talking about Paraguay.

00:50:41.220 When people go to migrations, they come in their mind.

00:50:43.500 He goes into a different language there.

00:50:45.160 He starts talking Indian.

00:50:46.500 When he's talking to his co-ethnics, but is India just...

00:50:49.660 I kind of realized something with this.

00:50:51.660 It's ABI, anywhere but India, for a lot of these Indians.

00:50:56.000 Like, if you told me that Indians were trying to go to Paraguay

00:50:59.840 like 20 years ago, I'd be like, why, you know?

00:51:02.340 For a trip?

00:51:03.280 America, I get. Europe, I get.

00:51:05.340 Anywhere where there's white people, I get.

00:51:07.020 But apparently now it's just anywhere but India.

00:51:10.440 Why can't they just make their own country nice?

00:51:13.000 Because all the smart people are scamming something to get out.

00:51:16.080 And then everybody else shits in the Ganges.

00:51:18.600 And everyone that's left is just like in an even faster declining society now.

00:51:23.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:24.860 We actually have a clip from inside an Indian gym.

00:51:27.420 It's very chaotic.

00:51:28.220 that leg press looks good pvc concrete blocks everyone's got something going

00:51:43.180 coming to uh 24 fit 24 hour fitness near you yeah sure actually you know what

00:51:50.720 i don't think they work out that much this is rare yeah that's true they're not heavy lifters

00:51:56.060 And then the other day you said you went to the gym and a guy smelled like shit, but he wasn't Indian white guy smelled like shit.

00:52:01.280 So I had to confront him.

00:52:02.480 I got to call it.

00:52:03.240 I got to call balls and strikes.

00:52:04.360 This guy, you know how sometimes you recognize the regulars at your gym and you kind of run into him in the same spaces or whatever.

00:52:13.140 Like, oh, I see that guy on Tuesday nights.

00:52:15.020 There's this one guy who I always run into and I'm going to see him there tonight after the podcast.

00:52:19.560 But he, you can tell he comes in after work.

00:52:23.660 he gets in a sleeveless shirt he does his workout so he's got all that days worth of stench on him

00:52:30.560 and then he goes into the cardio and like i smell him in the whole cardio area

00:52:34.000 you're gonna say anything if you film it if you do film it honestly when i when i was mad i was

00:52:41.200 like i'm gonna fucking yell at this guy you know you smell like shit right and i was like i was

00:52:45.640 having a bad day and then i saw him kind of give nux to an old man and i was like i'm not gonna do

00:52:50.320 this. But someone needs to tell him, right? Yeah. And if you do just record it secretly and we'll

00:52:54.920 put it on bonus land. Yeah. I guess I'm probably not going to do anything, but cause it's his

00:52:59.600 right. It's his country too. That's true. So you can smell like shit. If an Indian were to do it

00:53:04.300 and he talks in a funny way where I know you're fresh, I'll confront him. There you go. It's his

00:53:09.080 right to stink up my cardio area. Hey, I liked that way of looking at it. Yeah. If he's Indian

00:53:14.220 or a migrant, you have to say something. Yeah. And if he's white, that's his right. He just

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00:53:51.480 All right.

00:53:52.040 And obviously with these migrants,

00:53:53.300 a lot of times, like we've said,

00:53:54.800 ethnic beefs come with them.

00:53:56.320 Oh, yeah.

00:53:56.880 And this is an interesting one.

00:53:58.460 I believe this is in the UK.

00:54:00.440 But this is a, what's it called?

00:54:03.200 Sikh?

00:54:03.400 A Sikh who's really not a fan of the Muslims.

00:54:06.800 Pakistani Muslims in particular.

00:54:08.400 So we're going to play a bunch of clips from him.

00:54:10.420 The first one is him putting up a sign.

00:54:12.100 Can you read it, please?

00:54:12.840 says inbreds warning inbred spray which contains pork will be activated on the event of any

00:54:18.300 disturbance by inbreds warning inbred spray which contains pork will be activated on any disturbance

00:54:26.820 by inbreds so inbreds do not provoke me so he has a water bottle sprayer and he puts sausage in it

00:54:35.740 yeah and then he sprays him and then here's an example of him using it

00:54:38.560 It's just a sausage floating in the spray bottle.

00:54:54.640 He didn't blend it or anything.

00:54:56.800 It kind of like keeps them away, I guess.

00:54:59.520 You get the point we get it and then eventually they arrest him for it

00:55:14.920 Met police they confiscated my sausages yesterday and in bread spray which I use to deter in breads

00:55:25.680 But I caught more

00:55:27.520 here and more so no one should be there yeah the police confiscated i was almost on this guy's

00:55:35.700 side until i realized everyone needs to go back you guys need to be doing that stomp dance ritual

00:55:40.620 at the india pakistan border that was your destiny not running a chip shop in london so true you guys

00:55:47.120 could be doing that like big ritual where you're stomping around yeah that's your destiny that's

00:55:52.780 So true.

00:55:53.360 Like the ethnic beef place was right on your border.

00:55:58.180 I know.

00:55:58.640 And now it's on the street in London or something.

00:56:01.740 We brought it to England for no reason.

00:56:03.720 Crazy.

00:56:04.400 All right.

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00:56:16.600 Okay.

00:56:17.120 Pretty good.

00:56:17.780 Yeah.

00:56:18.480 Great.

00:56:18.620 My brain wasn't feeling good before the show.

00:56:21.280 And I was like, ah, my brain's not feeling fast.

00:56:23.160 And then Ratboy said, you're psyching yourself out

00:56:25.880 and you're like faking yourself out.

00:56:27.580 Like your brain's going to believe whatever you say.

00:56:29.500 And then I said, my brain feels really fast today.

00:56:31.940 This is the best my brain's ever felt.

00:56:33.500 And it actually worked.

00:56:34.420 I feel fine.

00:56:35.140 There you go.

00:56:35.660 Placebo effect is strong.

00:56:37.160 All right.

00:56:37.600 Final page of housekeeping.

00:56:38.980 Do you want to do this story?

00:56:40.400 Yeah, let's just show it

00:56:41.220 because we're not going to show it anywhere else.

00:56:42.680 But the gambling-ification of everything

00:56:45.700 is now onto credit cards.

00:56:50.920 So basically there's a thing where you spend money with your credit card

00:57:13.540 and then every now and then it'll just say, oh, this is free.

00:57:16.720 Yeah.

00:57:17.220 So it's like gambling.

00:57:18.040 They're, buy more, pay now, maybe is the phrase, but they're just turning everything into gambling.

00:57:24.740 And then I think Gen Z likes it.

00:57:26.520 I think they do too.

00:57:27.340 I don't know.

00:57:27.960 The younger people who are just coming up, they've never lived in a world where gambling wasn't ubiquitous, right?

00:57:33.880 That's so true.

00:57:34.700 So us, I remember hearing about, oh, someone's, this guy's got a bookie or old shit like that.

00:57:40.500 You had to place a bet through a sketchy guy.

00:57:42.320 Now everyone's just hyper gambling all the time to the point where maybe I don't have to pay.

00:57:47.580 and I don't have the money for it,

00:57:48.960 but I'm going to keep pushing it.

00:57:50.720 And then, yeah, it becomes gambling

00:57:52.600 and then it's like price is right.

00:57:54.660 Your credit score is,

00:57:56.740 and you spin the thing.

00:57:57.700 Like, come on, seven.

00:57:58.980 Yeah.

00:57:59.680 All right, we can skip the alien stuff.

00:58:01.560 Yeah, do you want to talk about it at all?

00:58:04.440 UFO, they released it

00:58:05.600 right after we filmed our last episode.

00:58:08.420 They released all these UFO files

00:58:10.340 and videos of like weird shapes.

00:58:12.440 Did you have any strong reaction to it?

00:58:14.080 You're the alien guy.

00:58:15.140 Yeah, you know, we knew.

00:58:17.580 Okay.

00:58:17.880 It's everything we knew already.

00:58:19.060 It's kind of similar.

00:58:20.360 Nothing's really smoke and gun, no little green men type thing.

00:58:23.420 It's just objects in the sky who we can't identify.

00:58:25.960 And that's like, yeah.

00:58:26.280 The one thing, the astronauts who went to the moon, they saw some stuff.

00:58:30.080 They saw some stuff, but do you think they went to the moon?

00:58:34.460 I don't know.

00:58:35.100 They either-

00:58:35.880 Because I do.

00:58:36.580 They either made it up or the Nazis went to the moon first.

00:58:40.200 Okay.

00:58:40.720 All right.

00:58:41.240 And then they, because they, because, well, actually, let's go back.

00:58:43.680 Maybe it's good to skip the section.

00:58:45.020 I opened up a can of worms.

00:58:45.920 Let's go back.

00:58:46.780 Let's just read that Daily Mail article.

00:58:48.940 UFO files reveal jaw-dropping claim of a secret flying saucer

00:58:52.420 capable of reaching 1,500 miles per hour built by the Nazis.

00:58:55.560 So they had like a flying saucer.

00:58:57.180 And that war had some alien stuff in it.

00:59:01.020 Okay.

00:59:01.820 All right.

00:59:02.520 And then-

00:59:03.220 You're not really giving me a show.

00:59:04.840 Let's keep going.

00:59:06.000 We're here.

00:59:06.780 And then let's go to that picture.

00:59:08.340 So there's a picture in Egypt like on the walls or something.

00:59:12.220 And it shows like this star spaceship thing.

00:59:15.940 Yeah.

00:59:16.020 Then that was one of the files they released.

00:59:17.960 It looks the same.

00:59:18.720 So maybe they saw it in the sky 5,000 years ago.

00:59:21.040 And then Superman, the show or the movie from the 70s, 1978, we can kind of fast forward

00:59:28.380 through this.

00:59:29.160 Okay.

00:59:29.420 But Superman showed a similar type star thing where Superman is like in that star that arrives

00:59:35.180 to Earth.

00:59:35.780 Oh.

00:59:36.400 And it's the same thing as the declassified UFO files.

00:59:40.120 Well, maybe that shape has some aerodynamic advantage that we don't know about that only

00:59:43.840 the Nazis and aliens know.

00:59:45.120 The CIA told them.

00:59:46.360 Okay.

00:59:46.660 We need an idea for a spaceship.

00:59:48.080 And it's like, oh, we'll just, we'll give you a couple ideas.

00:59:50.680 Okay.

00:59:51.160 And then there was some, yeah, in Egypt, they also predicted this, the EBT future.

00:59:55.640 Yeah, that was hieroglyphics.

00:59:57.040 Fat black woman on the scooter at Walmart.

00:59:59.440 So you can't really fade Egypt.

01:00:01.400 They predicted it all.

01:00:02.340 They predicted it all.

01:00:03.060 All right.

01:00:03.440 We might go a little long this episode, but I'm not cutting this section.

01:00:06.320 And we're going to go fast through it.

01:00:07.740 I'm calling this section the rare spec section.

01:00:10.940 And that's what you call a car that has like a unique paint and interior color combo.

01:00:15.120 it's a rare spec okay so this section is called rare specs first is the maga gorlock and you know

01:00:21.100 what makes me even more sick let me tell you what makes me even more sick these white liberal women

01:00:27.180 who sit here and demonize black conservative women mostly we get it fat gay nail polish maga

01:00:37.320 but yeah white liberal women are really crazy they lost their sense of reality

01:00:41.960 Yep.

01:00:42.560 Okay.

01:00:43.080 All right.

01:00:43.380 So that's a rare speck.

01:00:44.440 I see what you're up to.

01:00:45.600 All right.

01:00:45.800 This next one is maybe the rarest speck of all of them.

01:00:49.200 What is periphyton?

01:00:50.060 So I'm a scientist that did research in Everglades.

01:00:52.780 And periphyton, which is right here, are these floating algae mats that sits on top of the water.

01:00:57.240 It's made up of cyanobacteria, a whole bunch of different microbes.

01:01:01.540 And it's important in wetlands because it helps with nutrient cycling, water quality, and it's also the base of the food web.

01:01:08.680 Very rare speck.

01:01:10.020 Is that a guy?

01:01:11.120 I think it's a guy, yeah.

01:01:12.240 Okay, okay.

01:01:13.180 And he's got the grills and the hair and three hats on.

01:01:17.060 And he's talking about phytoplankton and perifiton.

01:01:20.380 So that's like a .001% chance.

01:01:23.520 Like for every one of those, there's like 100,000 shysty YNs.

01:01:26.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:28.200 But then you see that and go, they're not all bad or something.

01:01:32.180 Well, you think this guy is going to be doing crimes?

01:01:34.300 And he's like, no, like if I saw him on the street, maybe I'd be a little whatever.

01:01:37.740 But I would be really surprised when he starts telling me about phytoplankton or whatever.

01:01:43.160 Next, this guy is a rare speck as well.

01:01:45.460 So this bird right here is a product of good breeding.

01:01:47.680 The mother to this bird is Hoosier winner.

01:01:50.300 Aztec won Hoosier.

01:01:51.640 The nest mate to the mother of the bird.

01:01:53.140 So when he won Hoosier, I believe 2021, I went to his house and I got the nest mate to the bird that he won Hoosier with.

01:01:59.440 And I bred that to line bred Sharky 392.

01:02:02.340 392 Sharky line is a long distance pigeon line.

01:02:05.640 you get it a pigeon breeder and racer presumably yeah but there is a thing where it's like that is

01:02:12.200 a part of black culture and then just any culture in general but a lot of black people do do it

01:02:15.640 mike tyson does it the pigeon breeding yeah it is kind of a thing that is popular in some black

01:02:20.520 areas okay uh and then the last one uh this these are rare specs these are democrats that now want

01:02:25.980 guns when it comes to guns but they're taking families they're taking children i'm not letting

01:02:31.440 that happen to anybody I love.

01:02:33.400 I hate it.

01:02:34.240 I never thought I would even want a gun.

01:02:37.160 But what happened to Minnesota?

01:02:38.920 I mean, come on.

01:02:40.600 It's too much.

01:02:41.600 The events in Minneapolis have spooked a lot of people.

01:02:45.040 As of mid-February, we had, I think, almost 700 new members.

01:02:49.680 I don't think we had 700 new members all of last year.

01:02:52.500 They're freaked out, and they're a little pissed off.

01:02:54.800 When responsible gun owners learn and practice

01:02:57.660 responsible gun ownership, guns are completely safe.

01:03:00.440 With Don teaching these classes, this is the right way of being able to own a gun legally to protect yourself, your family.

01:03:07.360 You don't have to pump it.

01:03:08.920 You just go.

01:03:09.500 There you go.

01:03:10.520 They're getting the point.

01:03:11.680 And a lot of the points they were making were Trump is a.

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01:03:45.460 Fascists.

01:03:45.920 This is a tyrannical government.

01:03:47.140 We're going to need to have guns.

01:03:48.420 So I guess they're based now.

01:03:49.760 Yeah.

01:03:50.320 Yeah.

01:03:50.740 They're Second Amendment absolutists now.

01:03:53.020 One of them was transgender.

01:03:54.540 Of course.

01:03:55.280 Which is, you know, I don't believe.

01:03:56.860 Let's arm that.

01:03:57.660 I don't believe in gun laws, but if we had to pick one, I'd say no trans guns.

01:04:02.460 Me too.

01:04:03.240 So, yeah, they're based.

01:04:04.380 Those are the rare specs.

01:04:05.400 Weren't those rare specs?

01:04:06.440 Yeah.

01:04:06.880 Yeah, I see what you're up to.

01:04:07.620 Those were rare specs.

01:04:08.200 You're collecting people.

01:04:09.300 You're collecting people.

01:04:09.900 I'm collecting.

01:04:10.580 All right, well, that's the end of housekeeping.

01:04:11.820 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

01:04:16.320 All right, our first clip of Cringe of the Week.

01:04:18.380 People are pathetic and will do anything for money.

01:04:20.580 Look what happens when this guy does a hairy money experiment.

01:04:24.200 You guys want free money?

01:04:25.580 No, what is it?

01:04:26.420 So it's money and hair gel, and then there's a layer of hair on top.

01:04:30.680 And money.

01:04:31.720 I went to a barber shop, and I got a haircut,

01:04:33.720 and I got all the hair from the shop as well.

01:04:35.800 Is it pubic hair?

01:04:36.980 No, it's like head hair.

01:04:38.400 You get one reach if you want.

01:04:39.640 You can grab some.

01:04:40.360 There's 20s, 10s, 5s.

01:04:42.660 There's also Vaseline on the rim, so be careful of that.

01:04:45.600 You get one grab.

01:04:48.940 There's a 5.

01:04:49.820 No, I'm sorry.

01:04:52.660 Oh, you're missing the 5.

01:04:55.480 Bro, I'm short!

01:04:56.480 Go further back with the five!

01:04:57.480 Yeah!

01:04:58.480 Push it to your body!

01:04:59.480 I'm short!

01:05:00.480 I'm gonna put this tippy there, bro!

01:05:02.480 There you go!

01:05:03.480 Nice!

01:05:04.480 Hey!

01:05:05.480 It's hair gel!

01:05:06.480 How much did you get?

01:05:07.480 Oh!

01:05:08.480 Why?

01:05:09.480 I don't know, why'd you throw it on the ground?

01:05:12.480 I'm trying to get it all over!

01:05:14.480 Yeah, but now there's Durrell over it!

01:05:16.480 That's like, six dollars right there!

01:05:18.480 You got a five?

01:05:19.480 It's a drink!

01:05:20.480 It's a drink!

01:05:21.480 Throw it in the back pocket!

01:05:22.480 We're doing a laundry mat tomorrow!

01:05:24.480 So she did all that covered in hair and disgusting for six bucks.

01:05:29.920 Unbelievable.

01:05:30.820 Some people must be so broke or depraved for this to work, or I guess in college.

01:05:36.280 Something.

01:05:36.980 I don't know.

01:05:37.540 And then you can do some analyzing like, all right, how much money is in this whole thing?

01:05:42.120 30 bucks.

01:05:43.420 Okay.

01:05:43.920 How much is my shirt worth?

01:05:46.380 25 bucks.

01:05:47.500 It's called 10.

01:05:48.280 Just 10 bucks.

01:05:49.840 Okay.

01:05:50.320 How much is ending my night right now worth?

01:05:53.440 50 bucks.

01:05:54.120 50 bucks. So then a person is an hour of me showering another 25 at least. How, yeah. How

01:06:00.580 much for me? Depends on how you value your time. If you're reaching in this, I don't think your

01:06:03.840 time's that valuable, but yeah. How much like, is this worth to me? Like of just being disgusting

01:06:09.620 and no one does the mental math and then they take it all out. They're covered in hair and

01:06:13.740 disgusting. Your night's ruined and you have $6. Yeah. Then you go to a bar, you just wiped all

01:06:19.120 the shit off you. And you're like, I'll take an old fashioned. And they're like, all right, $15.

01:06:24.120 You don't even have enough for it.

01:06:25.800 You can't even buy one drink.

01:06:27.600 And then you brush past someone on the way out, and they push you.

01:06:30.740 You go, what the fuck is all this?

01:06:32.040 You got hair gel and hair on my shoulder.

01:06:34.400 And then you're in a fight.

01:06:35.600 Now, all of a sudden, you have a hospital bill.

01:06:37.840 Crazy.

01:06:38.380 Yeah.

01:06:38.780 I don't know, man.

01:06:39.420 I had a little thing like this in L.A. once where I was, like, outside of a bar, and we were drinking.

01:06:45.860 It was late at night.

01:06:46.920 And I think my friend said something rude to some girl, and she said something rude to us.

01:06:51.840 Okay.

01:06:52.080 She said, like, maybe fat or something to me.

01:06:54.120 So you caught the ricochet.

01:06:55.540 I caught a ricochet.

01:06:56.200 I wasn't even involved.

01:06:57.260 And they were like getting loud and in our face.

01:06:59.360 And I had in my pocket like seven singles.

01:07:02.600 And I just started throwing them on the ground.

01:07:04.180 And then she was on the ground on all fours picking them up.

01:07:06.840 And I just said, pathetic.

01:07:08.580 Like, oh, here's your friend.

01:07:10.220 Pathetic.

01:07:11.300 You do lose an argument if you start crawling on the ground for $7.

01:07:14.280 That's pretty obvious.

01:07:15.840 Yeah.

01:07:16.180 So there's a little bit of a thing there where you kind of can get somebody.

01:07:19.720 I'm surprised at some of this.

01:07:21.100 I saw another, we're obviously on social media all the time.

01:07:24.120 I saw, like, a college girl pour an entire gallon of milk all over herself for, like, 50 or 100 bucks.

01:07:29.600 Yeah.

01:07:30.120 It's like, all right, man, I guess.

01:07:32.180 People are insane.

01:07:33.060 Yeah.

01:07:33.820 I think free money, though.

01:07:35.400 They like free.

01:07:36.760 Something happens to your brain where you freeze up and you start going, well, I got to clean myself for an hour.

01:07:41.680 That's other people's hair.

01:07:42.660 That's disgusting.

01:07:43.960 And you just, the guys with the bright light and the camera, and they just say yes to it, I guess.

01:07:47.780 And it's on camera.

01:07:48.420 Pathetic.

01:07:48.880 Yeah.

01:07:48.980 All right, we have a Lily Tino update.

01:07:50.880 She is at Disney, and she's describing some of the surgeries she just had.

01:07:55.700 Hi.

01:07:57.160 Absolutely.

01:07:58.080 They literally found me at my most Lily Tino.

01:08:00.700 My cake pops are gone, incinerated, but the bag that held them is still intact.

01:08:06.020 And I could have had the bag removed, but I didn't, because it's useful later on when I'm converting my marshmallow wand into a marshmallow tunnel.

01:08:14.340 Specifically, this bag.

01:08:15.560 I don't think we need to go any further.

01:08:17.320 This isn't the point of the update,

01:08:18.720 the logistics of where he's at in his surgeries.

01:08:21.200 The point is he got fat and he's all estrogenic now.

01:08:24.300 Yeah, and I would say maybe, hey, get the kids over here.

01:08:26.740 This guy's explaining science stuff.

01:08:28.920 This guy's doing a science lesson.

01:08:30.540 Get the kids over here.

01:08:31.160 It's like a volcano, baking soda and vinegar,

01:08:33.200 but he's telling you something way worse.

01:08:35.040 But that's very true.

01:08:35.820 Now that he's not making testosterone

01:08:37.620 and he's getting estrogenic and puffy

01:08:40.080 and kind of soft in certain areas,

01:08:42.380 I guess he's happy about that.

01:08:43.560 He's turning into a fat, soft lady.

01:08:45.500 Yeah.

01:08:45.940 With the frame of a muscular man.

01:08:48.000 Yeah.

01:08:48.500 So his bones are still thick.

01:08:49.900 And then all the cake pops and the, what, marshmallow tunnel that someone's going to, you know what?

01:08:57.280 He eats those at the end of all these videos.

01:08:59.700 So he's getting fat.

01:09:01.220 He's getting sloppy.

01:09:02.300 And this is just another warning.

01:09:03.820 When you fuck with your hormones, there are unintended consequences.

01:09:07.300 You're not going to be a real thin trans lady.

01:09:09.600 He's going to eat all of them and it goes straight to my hips.

01:09:12.000 Yeah.

01:09:12.420 He's right.

01:09:13.060 It's dark.

01:09:13.640 I want to make a prediction.

01:09:14.860 Okay.

01:09:15.020 I think Lily Tino will be in jail for either getting violent and like whatever, or you

01:09:22.280 know why, allegedly.

01:09:24.500 That's a good prediction.

01:09:25.660 I would put some money on that.

01:09:27.080 That's not that far.

01:09:28.440 Yeah.

01:09:29.020 All right.

01:09:29.360 Our next story, you know, we talk about the gay guys and what they're up to and all the

01:09:33.120 little things they do.

01:09:34.500 And we make jokes and ends up actually being like worse than we thought and true.

01:09:38.800 This guy is talking about cruising tips at Home Depot.

01:09:42.400 And this is what a cruising sign looks like.

01:09:45.020 You walk, and then you flash your Calvin Klein underwear.

01:09:48.300 And then can you read what it says?

01:09:49.320 It says, you gave the signal, but the other dude doesn't show interest.

01:09:52.400 Just play it off, but don't assume he's not interested.

01:09:55.400 Still head to the bathroom.

01:09:56.920 He'll definitely still meet you there once he ditches his wife.

01:10:00.960 So people are going around Costco.

01:10:02.580 And, you know, it's hard to tell the difference between gay guy satire and reality.

01:10:06.860 Because we know how crazy they go.

01:10:08.640 We know how much monkey pox spreads.

01:10:10.040 We know all the basics.

01:10:12.000 But it almost reads like a joke.

01:10:15.020 but I think this guy is cruising at Costco.

01:10:18.040 I think he does get fucked in the bathroom.

01:10:19.920 Yeah.

01:10:20.420 So we're kind of realizing that the world where our jokes are kind of like

01:10:25.640 their reality now at this point.

01:10:27.980 And to prove that point,

01:10:29.800 we found this guy who is a low follower account on Instagram,

01:10:34.820 but here's a couple examples of some of the things he does.

01:10:38.920 It says when you're blacked out,

01:10:40.860 but someone mentions poppers and this is like a video meme.

01:10:43.920 We just took the screenshot and we've been making popper jokes.

01:10:47.520 And he goes, when your sniffies date spills your new bottle of poppers,

01:10:51.660 and then his reaction is mad or no.

01:10:54.280 So sniffies that new app.

01:10:56.280 And then here's the final one.

01:10:58.080 Popper sores are healed.

01:10:59.460 You know what that means?

01:11:01.020 I can guess.

01:11:02.380 So I think the gay guys are almost like in a way like joking,

01:11:06.800 but they still do it.

01:11:09.440 They're leaning into the caricature, but then they do it.

01:11:12.900 You know?

01:11:13.920 They make a mockery of it, but then they do it.

01:11:16.740 That's really dark.

01:11:17.800 So I guess an update on the gay guys and Lily Tino falls into that.

01:11:21.600 So yeah.

01:11:22.340 Cruising.

01:11:23.120 Cruising.

01:11:23.700 You ever been cruising?

01:11:24.540 Well, so now, now remember that story I told where the guy kind of came near me and he,

01:11:29.360 I was, I was out and he kind of got a dog, beautiful day.

01:11:32.420 Did he do any signs?

01:11:33.300 He didn't, I don't think he did any signs like that.

01:11:35.100 So I don't know what kind of.

01:11:36.740 Maybe tie your shoe, but like make it like a hamstring stretch where your butts like

01:11:41.080 all the way out and you bend all the way over.

01:11:43.200 I got to learn more about this because we need Cringe of the Week full.

01:11:47.060 We need to figure out a sign to say, I'm not interested.

01:11:50.420 No cruising.

01:11:51.080 Yeah, no.

01:11:52.100 So if he pulls his shirt up, you have to pull yours down.

01:11:56.000 Yeah, you go like this.

01:11:57.360 Or you go like this and you cover your butt.

01:11:59.780 And then that led me to, I asked Fleckis this question.

01:12:02.160 Do you really think there are guys out there who are gay on the down low and married

01:12:06.240 and then they go into a bathroom and bang some gay guy?

01:12:10.600 I think, yeah.

01:12:11.820 That's pretty dark.

01:12:12.800 But it's also, like, pretty sweet if you're that gay guy.

01:12:16.700 Yeah.

01:12:17.180 It's like, oh, I don't want to have an app.

01:12:18.540 I don't want to, like, get caught texting somebody or I meet someone out at a bar.

01:12:22.660 It's like, oh, I'm at Home Depot and there's a gay guy right there and he's down and in the bathroom.

01:12:26.520 Honey, I have diarrhea.

01:12:27.480 I'll be right back.

01:12:28.160 That's how quick it is.

01:12:29.200 And then there's no, like, loose ends.

01:12:30.860 Yeah.

01:12:31.100 So it's actually good.

01:12:32.020 Your wife can't even go in the men's room to check if you're there.

01:12:34.780 Two to a stall.

01:12:36.100 Pants down at the ankles.

01:12:37.320 I'm kidding.

01:12:38.360 Oh, honey, not yet.

01:12:40.700 All right.

01:12:41.200 That might be a little too far.

01:12:41.720 We're fucked up.

01:12:42.180 far. But that's the point is our jokes are kind of like matching their jokes, but then

01:12:46.920 they do it. Yeah. So that's kind of my broad point there. All right. We're going to skip

01:12:51.020 this and we're going to go straight to some bad graduations. It's graduation season and

01:12:55.820 we've seen some pretty bad ones. It might go kind of fast through it, but you'll see

01:12:59.040 the point. So this guy, he's throwing money in the air. Very unkempt dreads and he does

01:13:05.960 a money spread. He's going crazy. Go gold chain. Flex that gold chain. And you see the

01:13:11.120 white lady in the back, right? Like she's like smiling, like it's funny and like, Oh, I don't

01:13:16.000 get it, but I know they're having fun. Yeah. And then, you know, he is celebrating it. I'm sure

01:13:22.320 it is tough to pass the Atlanta technical college and shit. Yeah. Marketing major at the Atlanta

01:13:27.860 technical college. And I want to be fair. He was a marketing major and here we are talking about

01:13:33.000 what he did. So maybe he kind of has a mind for it. Jokes on us. It worked. And then let's move

01:13:40.060 on to this one the uh this is from howard this is two individuals it cuts but uh watch how long

01:13:45.900 and elaborate their dances are he starts slow

01:13:56.540 Okay

01:14:06.100 I guess

01:14:08.360 And here's a

01:14:12.360 He's on some real Hey Arnold shit

01:14:16.400 Yeah here's an uppity one

01:14:17.720 Yeah

01:14:18.380 Oh

01:14:20.900 So all these dances

01:14:25.520 they're like a minute each

01:14:28.820 to be fair

01:14:30.680 25 seconds

01:14:31.680 let's call it 25 seconds

01:14:32.880 and then there's what

01:14:33.900 3,000 students

01:14:35.400 I looked it up

01:14:36.060 2,500 to 3,000

01:14:37.280 per class at Howard

01:14:38.220 so we do the math

01:14:39.320 25 seconds

01:14:40.460 times 3,000

01:14:41.380 this graduation's still going on

01:14:42.460 yeah

01:14:42.980 it happened

01:14:43.440 this was

01:14:43.980 this guy's from

01:14:44.900 this guy's alphabetically

01:14:46.040 he's from the A's

01:14:46.780 he's Anderson

01:14:47.360 yeah

01:14:47.800 still haven't gotten to Z yet

01:14:49.400 this is a three day

01:14:50.460 graduation and shit

01:14:51.680 but I did the math

01:14:53.680 and I think

01:14:54.100 if you did 25 seconds

01:14:55.260 for each and they're all doing a dance it's 19 hours that's how much it would be welcome to

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01:15:30.820 Everyone's got to cheer.

01:15:31.860 Great.

01:15:32.360 And then Justin Pearson, that Tennessee rep who got in the cop's face

01:15:36.260 and called him boy last episode,

01:15:38.360 he gave a speech at a graduation and listened to his demeanor.

01:15:41.320 War!

01:15:42.680 It didn't work!

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01:15:51.980 shucking and jiving is back baby and do you know how little power a state rep on the minority side

01:16:05.920 in tennessee has so the fact that this is all just like for acting and like come on hype us up

01:16:12.080 we know you ain't gonna change nothing baby yeah just come speak in your malcolm x voice to the

01:16:16.780 kids and that's literally what it is and he gets everyone it's very performative of course he gets

01:16:20.660 them all riled up and emotional you know and that's what rap music does too but clarence thomas

01:16:26.600 doesn't jump around like that no he doesn't and this guy has come a long way we've showed this

01:16:31.320 before but he's come a long way from what he used to be like when he first ran for office this was

01:16:35.440 his campaign video and i'm running for president of bsg there are a few reasons that we're running

01:16:40.940 this campaign this year one has to do with representation cornball so his name is justin

01:16:47.380 pearson and a long time ago he was like cj pearson's brother yes and now he's weird uppity

01:16:52.660 malcolm x yeah yeah which of course that he he uh adjusted to the current market right yeah he

01:16:59.380 he's not being an authentic guy you'll never find a video of me 10 years ago going and and we need

01:17:05.900 migrants you know like some weird backwards voice it's just it's all an act these are all theater

01:17:10.600 kids and that's what every time you see him interacting with a white person he's trying to

01:17:15.120 get a moment. He's trying to get a clip or a photo. It's not really, uh, his main goal isn't

01:17:21.540 policy. Very true. And then, uh, Dion Joseph on Twitter had a great point that sums it up.

01:17:27.220 Uh, yeah, this, and this is a black guy. It says this man didn't get turned into anything.

01:17:32.120 He was bought and paid for by Marxists. It's all an act. The Afro, the glasses to mimic Malcolm

01:17:37.740 X, the aggressive cadence in his speech, the well-rehearsed circular arguments and staged

01:17:42.040 outrage. It's all an act designed to emotionally manipulate black people and his white progressive

01:17:48.100 puppet masters egg him on. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. All right. Well, that's the end of Kryn.

01:17:53.340 Okay. We're now moving on to Urban Decay. All right. Our first stories from Urban Decay are

01:17:59.760 about stores and chains closing down because of bad urban behavior. And we're going to start with

01:18:05.240 an example from McDonald's. Yeah. Most of you guys probably saw this, but McDonald's to eliminate

01:18:09.700 self-serve soda stations nationwide by 2032, citing changing consumer habits.

01:18:15.920 We have a picture of some of the changing consumer habits here.

01:18:18.760 Putting the fructopia into the giant gallon.

01:18:23.100 Yeah.

01:18:23.820 I love watching corporate speak try to, you know, create a phrase for,

01:18:30.320 we live in a low trust ripoff scam society now.

01:18:33.140 You got to talk to the McDonald's worker if you want to refill.

01:18:35.860 Changing consumer habits, everyone's an animal.

01:18:38.980 Yeah.

01:18:39.080 Everyone's a piece of shit.

01:18:40.120 Nobody trusts you.

01:18:40.920 They'll scam you if you turn your back for a second.

01:18:43.540 So let us know what drink you want.

01:18:45.400 Yeah.

01:18:46.180 And then we have an example out of Chicago.

01:18:48.020 This is Walgreens.

01:18:48.960 They're doing a protest because Walgreens is closing and they're mad about it.

01:18:53.720 Walgreens should be charged with first-degree corporate abandonment.

01:18:58.040 It should be a crime the way they're treating our elders.

01:19:01.400 It should be a crime the way they're treating our families.

01:19:04.480 Yeah.

01:19:04.880 So it's Walgreens' fault that they, and they had to close five stores in the Chicago West

01:19:09.980 and South Side.

01:19:11.000 Yeah.

01:19:11.420 And they basically said it was because they were losing money.

01:19:13.580 We have some context.

01:19:14.640 Walgreens reveals the Chicago South Side store they are shuttering after 20 years lost a

01:19:19.000 million dollars, mainly due to theft last year, which is four times the company average.

01:19:24.520 While they spent $400,000 a year on security and employees still got assaulted.

01:19:30.200 So that's why they're closing it down.

01:19:31.840 corporate abandonment first degree corporate abandonment you can't just say stuff words

01:19:37.060 together and then think something's gonna happen right yeah but that's the type of shit you do a

01:19:41.180 press conference for every there's there's no press conference when the group of teens come in

01:19:47.680 and steal there's no press conference when the drug addicts come in and steal shit that they

01:19:52.940 can flip on the street but once once the walgreens says wow we really can't make a fucking dollar

01:19:58.840 here. Then it's press conference time because an old woman now has to drive somewhere. Yeah. Like

01:20:05.040 I get it. I feel bad for the old women. That's not who's stealing, but the police abandoned

01:20:10.220 Walgreens first, right? The police abandoned it first. You ever notice at Walmart, there's like

01:20:16.100 two cops at every Walmart in Florida or everywhere. I don't know. In Florida I'm talking about, but

01:20:21.360 it seems like a Walmart basically has a cop loitering outside every time. I like that.

01:20:25.980 And so, you know, because it's basically a miniature city in there, but they have a good relationship with the police is what I'm getting at.

01:20:34.160 And I just don't know.

01:20:35.940 What do you think?

01:20:36.760 Walgreens needs to be a charity?

01:20:38.540 Go elect the Zoran Mamdani type and see how the city-run grocery stores are because that's what you guys need, right?

01:20:43.760 It's true.

01:20:44.300 And they'll steal from the free grocery store.

01:20:46.460 Yeah.

01:20:46.840 They'll go over allotment and steal.

01:20:49.440 It's just ugly, man.

01:20:50.540 And the retailers are losing like billions of, like nationwide, like billions of dollars every year.

01:20:55.360 So, of course, they're going to go, oh, should we keep our south side of Chicago stores open?

01:21:00.280 Yeah.

01:21:00.800 You know how when the Civil Rights Act happened and people kind of fled the cities and that initial wave of violence and decay happened and all the highways make like a circle around the city where the suburbs are now?

01:21:14.220 There's going to be a similar thing that happens with all the retail stores.

01:21:17.500 They're all in that same circle outside of the city.

01:21:20.300 Very true.

01:21:21.020 And that's happening in the last like five years.

01:21:22.800 All right. Our next segment is the black supremacy segment we talked about, where basically like a lot of black people have like a skewed version of reality where black people are oppressed and white people get whatever they want.

01:21:36.640 We're going to start with this lady talking about the job market.

01:21:39.660 White men have more advantage in this world. And you know that white supremacy, you're a white man. You could get a job faster.

01:21:46.320 If people were racist, you would get a job before I would.

01:21:49.120 Do you think that's still true?

01:21:51.440 I was told time and time again

01:21:53.240 when I was trying to be a screenwriter in LA

01:21:55.700 that you're not gonna get considered

01:21:57.080 for writing on this show

01:21:57.980 because you don't satisfy diversity requirement.

01:22:00.960 There are white people that feel like,

01:22:02.120 why now is my skin color a liability against me?

01:22:05.120 Have you sort of heard people saying anything like that?

01:22:08.220 I have not heard, but see, being an accountant,

01:22:10.720 I was able to see everyone's salary.

01:22:12.660 I got to see everyone's resume.

01:22:15.120 I saw that black people were more qualified.

01:22:19.040 When was this?

01:22:19.960 This was like in 2004.

01:22:21.700 I see why people don't like racial discrimination

01:22:23.840 because I'm being told, like outright,

01:22:26.820 like you're not gonna be considered this

01:22:28.100 because you're white.

01:22:29.220 Do you have any sympathy for people like me?

01:22:31.800 That's a good point.

01:22:36.100 Speaking as a black person

01:22:37.660 who's dealt with the very racist system,

01:22:39.800 oppressive system my entire life,

01:22:41.500 I'm gonna say no.

01:22:44.840 It was so close.

01:22:45.920 People should lead with love.

01:22:47.920 I don't feel you're leading with love when you say that you don't care that, like, I can't get a job or couldn't get a job on a TV show because of my, or at least that's what they were telling me.

01:22:56.400 That is a, that's a very valid point.

01:22:59.520 I think the most qualified person should get the job at all times.

01:23:05.100 Okay.

01:23:05.700 So at the end, you kind of switched it up and made our point.

01:23:10.620 Inconsistent thought pattern there.

01:23:12.040 inconsistent thought pattern. And then when you press a little bit, then you try to make the

01:23:16.660 person be more like realistic and rational. And they say, yeah, whoever's most qualified should

01:23:21.120 get it. And yeah, that's the whole point. And that's what's not happening. Yeah. There's this

01:23:26.280 whole thing, like the initial thing she said of black people are more qualified, like that beginning

01:23:30.740 thing in 2004. And I've been saying this for a while and it's like, we've showed you the millennial

01:23:36.720 white men were the first to get smoked yeah like they were told explicitly we need less white men

01:23:42.780 here we need more people of color we need this that and the other and they refuse to acknowledge

01:23:47.500 that they've gained any ground yeah they still play it like the 400 years and we haven't had a

01:23:52.120 chance like you guys the last 10 years has been your chance i watched a corporation i worked for

01:23:58.960 start targeting shitty HBCUs for no other reason than we need black people here. And I checked the

01:24:07.100 entry-level ACT scores needed to get into some of those colleges. They weren't high.

01:24:11.500 Exactly. And we have another example here.

01:24:14.480 The inability to update the worldview though. Like you guys realize you can slow down on the

01:24:19.560 rhetoric. Like you already accomplished the mission and they won't acknowledge it all or

01:24:23.800 feel bad for a guy who was on the other end of it. And the worldview hasn't been updated since

01:24:28.680 like 1820. Yeah, I guess. And then we have another example here. Someone tweeted, what's the saddest

01:24:38.340 racism experience or story you've ever heard? And somebody replied, if you are white and test the

01:24:43.500 same as a black candidate for law school, the black candidate is 700% more likely to be accepted

01:24:49.400 than you. That's like, that happens everywhere. College, jobs, med school. We've been showing

01:24:56.600 you guys the whole time. Yeah. And then tangible instances of race preferences that don't go in my

01:25:03.520 direction. Right. And not only do they not go in our direction, there's so many like benefits and

01:25:08.040 social programs that we don't qualify for that only people of color qualify for. So we're going

01:25:13.420 to read this tweet and then we kind of have a list. We're not going to read it all, but we can

01:25:15.900 just read the bold ones. Yeah. Someone said the white man needs to learn how to stand on his own

01:25:21.860 two legs. Stop begging for jobs and degrees. Some nobody said that, right? Which is a backwards and

01:25:26.760 upside down view. And then someone quoted it and said, brown people move to America for a better

01:25:31.520 life and then will say this to you as they take welfare and jobs specifically set aside just for

01:25:36.900 them. White men are the only group in America who has ever stood on their own. We don't qualify for

01:25:42.440 anything. All the social service programs that exist are for everyone but white men. And can you

01:25:47.580 just kind of read through the list real quick. You don't have to read the description, but just

01:25:51.460 read the each item. Yeah. SBA loans, business development program. That's for everybody who's

01:25:56.880 not white. Department of Transportation, disadvantaged business enterprise program,

01:26:02.180 required goals for minority and women-owned businesses and federally funded transportation

01:26:06.260 contracts, minority business development agency programs and centers, grant technical assistant

01:26:13.960 grants to organizations, everybody who's not white, white-owned businesses did not qualify,

01:26:20.040 small disadvantaged business certification and contracting goals, Department of Education

01:26:24.600 minority-serving institution grants, My Brother's Keeper Initiative, Obama-era coordination.

01:26:30.780 Just there's a list of actual programs that are for women, blacks, or people of color.

01:26:37.640 And then you start looking through who can apply, and it's everybody but white men. We've gone over

01:26:41.540 shit like this. So I guess it's just a reminder that like that woman who was talking in the first

01:26:47.560 interview we showed it from this section, she won't look at all this stuff and be like, Oh,

01:26:51.900 okay. Yeah. We do have some advantages. Are they trying to help us? Yeah. They'll never admit it.

01:26:56.780 Right. It was still not enough. It'll be always something like that. Right. Until the outcomes

01:27:02.500 are the same until black families earn as much as white families, which we know based on like IQ

01:27:07.760 disparities and work choices will never really happen right allegedly unless they get yeah

01:27:13.760 allegedly and then there is a thing we've talked about a lot too where like oh black people have

01:27:18.960 it so hard their life is so bad it's so chaotic there's all this violence and drive-by shootings

01:27:24.860 and robberies and getting mugged it's from other black people yeah yeah so it's not like we're

01:27:31.160 you're getting like we're torturing the white people are torturing these black people and

01:27:34.580 trying to ruin their life like all the hardships you face it's like oh man can't sleep in section

01:27:39.660 eight housing and people are up all night shooting guns and playing music it's not from white people

01:27:44.640 this next guy is another example of a person with a skewed worldview listen to what he says to these

01:27:50.540 people about who should get off the plane first i got a question for y'all don't y'all think all

01:27:55.960 the white people should let all the black people off the plane first for like all the crimes that

01:28:00.980 white people committed against black people in america you know yeah

01:28:06.400 come on now we done we done been through everything in america y'all should let us

01:28:13.620 do everything first there you go for all the crimes white people do against black people

01:28:20.500 my bike was stolen last week you know there's this historical thing and then there's who's in

01:28:26.140 jail right now and then like the women kind of go along with it i i hesitate to call them out but

01:28:32.880 they kind of do later in the video the far one goes along with it the middle one's kind of quiet

01:28:37.100 and probably a trump supporter and then the closest one kind of goes along with it but that

01:28:40.520 almost explains like politics like it's emotional and it's like oh we got to get back at the white

01:28:46.220 people for all the things they do to black people and the women hear that and they go

01:28:49.120 yeah yeah it's not it's not fair for you guys we got to help you and then that's like the

01:28:53.780 emotionalized politics we're dealing with now, where like you're giving extra benefits and racial

01:29:00.100 preference to people based on them feeling like they've been slighted, but you've already given

01:29:05.820 them trillions of dollars and all these opportunities. Yeah. Whether or not the data

01:29:09.380 is true, the feeling still persists. So you'll be guilted into it long-term. And then we do have

01:29:14.840 some examples here of the two-tier justice system, and it doesn't go the way that guy in the plane

01:29:19.920 thinks. Can you read the first one and the second one? Well, the first Raja Jackson just got or is

01:29:26.220 expected to get his sentence. And he's expected to serve 90 days in prison for that violent attack

01:29:32.380 where he was repeatedly punching a guy after he was already unconscious, broke his teeth, his jaw,

01:29:37.400 all that shit. 90 days in prison. And after pleading, no contest, a felony battery. And then

01:29:44.960 story that we showed, I believe on the show is compare that the guy beat him within an inch of

01:29:50.320 he could have died, right? Beat him within an inch of his life. And then there's a Georgia couple

01:29:54.500 who terrorized a black family at a child's birthday party with Confederate flags, racial slurs, guns,

01:29:59.100 and death threats. And they were sentenced for a hate crime. The man got 20 years and the girl

01:30:03.820 got 15. Like no one touched anybody. No one beat anybody up. Strange, right? 90 days. If you're

01:30:11.260 Rajah Jackson, 20 years if you're a couple who flew a flag and-

01:30:15.860 No, no word.

01:30:16.760 Said some bad words.

01:30:17.720 No, no word, yeah.

01:30:18.360 And we have another example here.

01:30:19.980 Can you, we can just play it in the background.

01:30:21.900 You guys remember this story where this guy attacked a man with dementia and just beat

01:30:26.420 him up?

01:30:27.020 He beat up an elderly man.

01:30:28.260 And then his bail is 20K.

01:30:30.440 Yeah.

01:30:30.780 It got reduced from $1 million to $20,000 and he was beating a 67-year-old man with

01:30:35.940 dementia.

01:30:37.120 Shit, you can't do anything in this country.

01:30:39.060 You should let him get off the plane first.

01:30:41.260 because of slavery or something.

01:30:44.300 And then we have another example here.

01:30:46.200 This is two stories in one,

01:30:48.160 but a man, a violent offender,

01:30:50.520 attacked a woman

01:30:51.340 and then she said

01:30:53.100 that she didn't want to cooperate

01:30:54.300 with investigators

01:30:55.440 because she didn't want to see

01:30:56.340 a black man go to jail.

01:30:58.060 Yeah, a liberal woman

01:30:58.820 who refused to cooperate

01:30:59.860 with prosecutors

01:31:00.540 after Maniac attacked her

01:31:02.000 on subway weeks before

01:31:03.340 he pushed retired NYC teacher

01:31:05.900 to death has regrets.

01:31:08.220 Quote, maybe a part of me

01:31:09.740 was just like,

01:31:10.520 I don't want to put another black man in jail.

01:31:13.480 Why would you think that?

01:31:15.200 So the whole story is this guy like randomly was crazy

01:31:18.160 and attacked her and a girlfriend,

01:31:20.140 like pulling their hair, tried following them.

01:31:22.140 They eventually led him to cops,

01:31:24.680 like because there are cops at some of the busier stations

01:31:27.300 and they put a stop to arrest them.

01:31:29.800 He was back out on the street soon.

01:31:31.480 And then as soon as he's back out on the street,

01:31:33.480 he kills an elderly man.

01:31:35.260 And they didn't cooperate.

01:31:36.540 So they didn't give any information.

01:31:37.760 They didn't want to press charges.

01:31:38.740 and now he killed another guy.

01:31:41.100 She said the attack left her and her friend in shock,

01:31:44.160 but they ultimately chose not to cooperate with prosecutors,

01:31:47.460 a decision she now regrets

01:31:49.000 after Burke was charged with murder on Friday

01:31:51.020 for hurling 76-year-old stranger Donald Falzone

01:31:54.140 to his death at Chelsea Subway Station last night.

01:31:57.180 Maybe a part of me was just like,

01:31:59.080 I don't want to put another black man in jail,

01:32:01.620 but you know, at some point,

01:32:02.940 if you're a criminal, you're a criminal.

01:32:04.300 And he was scary.

01:32:05.360 He was a scary guy.

01:32:06.860 What a nothing quote.

01:32:08.160 You killed an old man.

01:32:09.640 Yeah.

01:32:09.900 You killed an old man.

01:32:11.140 Yeah.

01:32:11.400 And did you kill an old man?

01:32:12.720 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:32:14.820 Kinda.

01:32:15.940 Little bit.

01:32:16.880 Did you kill an old man?

01:32:17.840 No, hell no.

01:32:18.740 That's a repeat offender criminal.

01:32:20.720 Yeah, kinda.

01:32:22.220 Little bit.

01:32:22.820 You did a little.

01:32:23.420 You know, like there's a little, you know, if we're assigning blame for everybody, you

01:32:28.820 don't get 0%, right?

01:32:30.940 And this is something we always encourage on the show, even for little shit, like always

01:32:34.520 follow through. Always do that annoying thing. Cause you might be like the annoying thing of

01:32:38.600 meeting with a prosecutor or showing up to court because you might be helping someone for the

01:32:42.680 escalation next time. Right. We don't have to play the video. We kind of explained it enough,

01:32:46.440 but, uh, we can show here's his perp walk and, uh, his history and, and the guy he killed

01:32:52.360 76 year old man is, you know, pushed him down the stairs for literally no reason, just impulsive

01:32:58.540 crime. And here he is dark as hell looking stupid. He was smiling in court. We don't want

01:33:04.220 to put another black man in jail it's like why he's a criminal i don't care about his skin color

01:33:09.560 i have the opposite view of that yeah i'm looking to put people i'm not looking to get the youtube

01:33:15.360 in trouble or anything but i do have the opposite yeah and here's his uh assault kind of record or

01:33:22.040 just the last couple leading up to this you know assaulted a police officer on february 2nd released

01:33:29.480 two days later, $0 bail. Burglary on the subway, 2-14. That's two weeks later. Released 11 days

01:33:35.500 later, $0 bail. Then on February 25th, he brings a knife on the train. Released five days later,

01:33:41.320 $0 bail. Then assaults woman on train. That was 3-2. That was the woman we just said who didn't

01:33:46.360 want to put a black man in jail. Supervised release, $0 bail. Then he was taken to the

01:33:51.320 mental hospital on 5-7. Released one hour later, and five hours later, he kills an old man. So the

01:33:57.760 mental hospital doesn't really do a good job. That's what I'm saying. When everyone's pleading

01:34:02.140 insanity or something, you don't even do a good job at assessing the guy who's visibly ready to

01:34:06.940 commit murder, right? And that's the scam where you are deemed incompetent to stand trial and you

01:34:12.020 have to go to the mental hospital for assessment. And then you get to the mental hospital and you

01:34:15.620 go, oh, I'm fine. And they go, all right, let him out. It's like this, like- Tell two different

01:34:18.980 stories. Yeah. It's like a loop, a little bit of a loophole. Yeah. And then our second to last

01:34:23.360 story is this one. A guy basically gets away with murder. Yeah. South Carolina jury find black man

01:34:28.280 who confessed to killing white man, not guilty of murder. And he's, and they spend less than

01:34:33.160 two hours in deliberations. And this is kind of like the jury of your peers argument that we've

01:34:39.260 been making. A black guy was allowed to literally get away with murder, killing a white man in cold

01:34:43.060 blood for no reason other than the fun of it, because the jurors on the case were black and

01:34:47.180 put ethnic in-group favoritism ahead of justice. Justice is dead in America, particularly if you

01:34:53.000 have to live around diversity the future is tribal and we need to start acting like it look

01:34:57.400 at the picture of him i could tell you before even hearing anything if he's guilty or not yeah

01:35:01.320 guilty he looks guilty to me definitely but and then he admits it and then they go confession

01:35:06.860 uh not guilty like what what okay and then we have all the white people with white guilt like

01:35:13.480 this next guy as a white man do you ever feel shame yeah yeah i do um i do uh i i i'm i'm able

01:35:22.320 to temper it by the fact that

01:35:24.240 I don't support what's been done

01:35:26.280 in the past, and

01:35:28.120 ultimately, I

01:35:30.220 don't feel like I'm part of an

01:35:32.160 oppressive system,

01:35:33.260 but it's people with my color skin

01:35:36.120 who did it, and there's no two ways

01:35:38.240 about that.

01:35:40.020 You can't even tell if he's white.

01:35:42.420 He might look a little Jewett.

01:35:44.440 I don't know. He looks a little Hispanic

01:35:46.140 to me, some sort of weird mix.

01:35:48.340 But you're speaking their language,

01:35:50.220 you're groveling at their feet,

01:35:51.640 and you're willing to play the part,

01:35:54.420 even though there's no oppression going on at all right now.

01:35:58.000 Like their argument too is that black people committing crimes

01:36:02.400 and then going to a jail is oppression.

01:36:05.020 And that's the same rules everybody applies,

01:36:07.560 applied to everybody.

01:36:09.380 I think they act like there's some big oppressor out there

01:36:12.260 and it's like, you chose to sell the weed.

01:36:14.520 You chose to run from the cop and now you're here.

01:36:17.860 Then you punched that woman, right?

01:36:19.160 And then they, even after that,

01:36:20.700 they still let you go yeah so it's like it's the opposite of oppression where it's like oh they're

01:36:25.160 rounding black people up it's like no they're releasing black criminals it's the opposite

01:36:29.460 you're good yeah but yeah white people let us off the plane first for everything white people do to

01:36:34.400 us slavery happened a long time ago and now you the guy who was born in new york into fully

01:36:39.880 skyscraper buildings into no no world that was nothing like that you're somehow responsible

01:36:45.540 yeah well they'll really never forgive you do you think there's some point where like you give

01:36:50.400 them enough money or you let them commit enough crimes and let everybody out, well, they'll go,

01:36:54.860 okay, white people, you made it right. No, it's like a carrot in front of a horse. It's always

01:37:00.260 going to be there. You were mean to me before. Your ancestors were mean to my ancestors. There's

01:37:05.460 not ever going to be enough reparations. They'll ask for more. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's

01:37:11.960 truly never a way to make them happy. And so you don't even play the game like this gay guy getting

01:37:17.100 filmed in New York.

01:37:19.060 Yeah, I feel bad all the time

01:37:20.740 because of shit people did before.

01:37:23.120 You think Mongolians feel bad

01:37:24.580 for what Genghis Khan did?

01:37:26.700 The only people that have that point of view

01:37:28.700 are white people,

01:37:29.680 and it's done that way on purpose.

01:37:31.500 Yep, yep.

01:37:32.460 It's very pathetic.

01:37:33.800 It is pathetic.

01:37:34.620 And then also,

01:37:36.100 this might be a controversial statement,

01:37:38.200 but if you were captured

01:37:41.900 and put into slavery 300 years ago,

01:37:44.520 I would blame your great, great,

01:37:47.100 great great grandparents for that one yeah that's just life you know that's just life remember that's

01:37:51.880 your bloodline that's what they got up to and some of them were selling some of them were buying some

01:37:56.400 of them were shipping some of them were the slaves and if you found your way onto one of those slave

01:38:01.520 ships that's like that's your own people's problem someone lost a battle somewhere yeah it got ugly

01:38:07.960 they used to they used to raid small english towns vikings and just take slaves take all the women

01:38:13.800 You know, am I mad about that?

01:38:16.200 Yeah.

01:38:16.760 Are we reliving history?

01:38:18.040 Are we trying to go back and relitigate?

01:38:19.680 Nope.

01:38:20.240 I don't even know it.

01:38:21.720 I don't even know this.

01:38:23.080 They don't know it either.

01:38:24.240 They make it up.

01:38:25.100 They think they invented everything.

01:38:26.740 Yeah.

01:38:27.260 All right.

01:38:27.600 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:38:29.100 We're moving on to uplifting gold and we have uplifting stuff today.

01:38:31.540 Our first clip is a guy who does a hit stick while he's on the phone.

01:38:37.580 He's outside of a bar and someone's kind of running from someone.

01:38:40.960 I think he's a criminal.

01:38:42.220 This guy springs into action.

01:38:43.800 Oh, but he lowers the shoulder and kills the guy.

01:38:48.180 Nails him.

01:38:49.360 That's good.

01:38:50.040 We have that in our repertoire.

01:38:51.640 Oh, yeah.

01:38:52.240 I can definitely get sturdy.

01:38:53.880 That football, that football, old football.

01:38:56.080 That guy's a football player from high school.

01:38:57.760 Definitely.

01:38:58.440 Undersized guard or something.

01:39:00.560 All right, next, this guy gives you a tip on how to blackmail your friends.

01:39:03.940 How to blackmail my friends.

01:39:06.000 Yo, Sean, look at this.

01:39:10.760 If you don't give me five bucks, I'm going to post this.

01:39:13.800 isn't that good yeah it's fun that's fun um next this dog learned how to

01:39:22.680 get out of the house whenever he wants

01:39:24.880 the fake puke

01:39:32.560 and it works and he goes straight to playing oh that's good dogs are smart dogs those dogs

01:39:43.780 are smart german shepherds yeah yeah you know what i was thinking about too german shepherds

01:39:49.020 rottweiler dachshund all these breeds german breeds and now you're importing muslim people

01:39:56.080 who hate dogs dogs and beer like that's what germany's known for alcohol and dogs and even

01:40:02.540 sausages and engineering and everything like that yeah sausages now you're bringing muslim people

01:40:07.340 into that good luck fucking idiot yeah that's so true uh this guy has a door knocking trick for

01:40:14.040 people who do who do door-to-door sales wear this dirty hat so that people know i'm out here working

01:40:20.220 if i was selling why would i be wearing this dirty hat for you i work in the neighborhood

01:40:26.500 you can probably tell by my dirty hat isn't that funny yeah yeah people got bits man

01:40:34.040 And I think it's funny.

01:40:35.940 This next one is your favorite story of uplifting gold.

01:40:39.280 One of the FBI's most wanted fugitives from nearly 40 years ago has died while hiding in western North Carolina.

01:40:46.380 John Quinn was wanted for his alleged role in a $1.3 million heist in Florida.

01:40:52.080 The money was taken from an armored car in 1988.

01:40:55.900 Quinn worked as a manager and is now accused of stealing the money.

01:40:59.000 Well, he was featured on America's Most Wanted.

01:41:01.580 Quinn died of natural causes in December at a hospital in Nashville.

01:41:05.960 The FBI said he was using an A-list.

01:41:10.540 You got to respect it.

01:41:12.160 Somebody who gets away on the FBI most wanted list for a long time.

01:41:16.240 He stole $1.3 million, got away with it.

01:41:20.940 And then, so the reason this is an uplifting goal is because he got away with it, right?

01:41:25.260 I don't think anybody died or I'd have to check.

01:41:29.000 But all of this I'm saying as a hedge with, I'm assuming nobody died and it was just a robbery where he got away with the money.

01:41:35.320 Good for you, man.

01:41:36.760 And then you know what this also means?

01:41:38.920 The guy lived under the radar and didn't repeat offend.

01:41:42.140 You know what I'm saying?

01:41:43.160 One last job.

01:41:44.200 Like imagine you go to, you steal the 1.3 and then you go to jail and you're like, they got me.

01:41:50.020 I didn't get to spend the money.

01:41:51.600 You'll learn some techniques about art stealing or whatever in the school of hard knocks, a.k.a. jail.

01:41:57.320 You might re-offend.

01:41:58.260 You might go out and do another job.

01:41:59.980 Well, nobody's going to hire me.

01:42:01.020 I'm a felon.

01:42:02.080 You do this job, leave your old identity behind, live a quiet life.

01:42:08.000 You're not repeat offending at all.

01:42:09.920 Your recidivism rate is zero because you're under the radar.

01:42:13.340 So there's a little backwards way where one clean heist, and I respect you for it.

01:42:18.580 And then if you think about it, $1.3 million in 1988 is like $10 million today.

01:42:24.600 That's a good heist.

01:42:25.520 Yeah.

01:42:25.820 So clean heist, clean, died peacefully in your sleep, never faced justice.

01:42:30.920 It's a little, uh, you know, weird for uplifting gold, but I saw this story and you got to

01:42:36.620 respect it.

01:42:37.100 You got to respect it.

01:42:38.260 And that's who I'd like scamming us instead of the Somalis.

01:42:41.940 An American guy who's going to go live in Asheville.

01:42:43.960 And hide under the radar and any day they could kick his door down and catch him, but

01:42:47.920 he hasn't been caught.

01:42:48.880 Yeah.

01:42:49.660 That's like better than just, oh, I get $10 million every month and then I buy Range Rover.

01:42:55.840 I buy property in Kenya.

01:42:57.420 Yeah.

01:42:57.620 Yeah.

01:42:58.300 All right.

01:42:58.640 Next, we have a happy Mother's Day message from one of our rare specs from earlier.

01:43:02.620 My mom inspired me to be a scientist.

01:43:05.220 She was a definition of hard work and dedication, and that inspired me to get my master's degree

01:43:10.280 at a young age and do research into Everglades.

01:43:13.600 And because of her, I knew that there were no limitations as to what you could achieve

01:43:17.600 in life.

01:43:18.360 And even though she wasn't a scientist herself, she showed me these things.

01:43:21.780 so mom if you're watching this from heaven i just want to say i love you and happy mother's day

01:43:26.680 that's nice that is nice that's nice he's got a nice mom nice mom taught you lessons you worked

01:43:34.160 hard you became a scientist good for you that's uplifting nothing mean to say about that yep and

01:43:41.060 then our last clip our pure americana clip of the week this guy went fishing and they called the

01:43:46.320 cops on him but when the cops got there a little surprise happened the police what's up

01:43:50.780 Turn around, turn around, Christian.

01:43:56.380 Oh, yeah.

01:43:57.440 Thank you for helping.

01:43:58.120 Thank you for serving, brother.

01:44:00.140 Look, he's got to come check it out.

01:44:01.560 So, oh, no.

01:44:04.060 I'm dying.

01:44:05.360 No, stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up.

01:44:08.600 Yeah, I got you, I got you.

01:44:10.000 I got you, I got you.

01:44:11.820 Absolutely, absolutely.

01:44:13.920 Oh, no, that's insane.

01:44:18.260 And then the cop comes and takes a picture with it.

01:44:20.120 Yeah.

01:44:20.300 Fishing ain't illegal, brother.

01:44:21.800 Yeah, this is America.

01:44:23.580 All right.

01:44:24.120 Well, that's the end of the show.

01:44:25.440 Okay.

01:44:25.940 Do you have anything you want to say before the shout-outs?

01:44:27.800 Eh, it wasn't my best show.

01:44:29.820 I feel like I let everybody down.

01:44:31.200 Maybe I was doing too little this weekend and it affected me.

01:44:34.100 Yep, everyone noticed.

01:44:35.900 Hopefully you guys still liked it.

01:44:37.420 Yeah, I did great.

01:44:39.500 Good for you.

01:44:40.000 I picked up the slack.

01:44:41.160 I didn't notice that either.

01:44:42.500 I didn't notice anything brilliant from you.

01:44:44.440 Your brain's not working good right now.

01:44:46.520 You can't notice anything good or bad.

01:44:48.060 Okay.

01:44:48.660 All right.

01:44:49.040 We have a happy birthday to Neeti.

01:44:50.780 She turns 49 on May 13th.

01:44:53.060 Happy birthday to us from Mark and us.

01:44:56.060 And they love the show.

01:44:57.460 Happy birthday, Neeti?

01:44:58.640 Neeti.

01:44:58.900 Did you say?

01:44:59.440 Neeti.

01:45:00.120 Yeah.

01:45:00.680 Happy birthday to Jake, a.k.a. Big Red, a.k.a. Cake Daddy, a.k.a. Twink Filler.

01:45:05.880 Oh, Twink Filler, that's me.

01:45:07.880 What are you talking about?

01:45:08.980 So all those were actually, the a.k.a.s were real, then I added Twink Filler.

01:45:13.280 Okay, okay, good.

01:45:14.540 Happy birthday from us and Josh.

01:45:17.380 Happy birthday, Jake.

01:45:18.080 Jake.

01:45:18.900 Happy birthday to Dan from Us and Angie.

01:45:21.340 And congrats on the baby that's on the way next week.

01:45:23.900 Surprise.

01:45:24.620 Oh, congrats.

01:45:25.720 Is that an announcement?

01:45:27.200 That was making a joke of like, surprise, there's a baby coming next week, but like

01:45:30.920 the wife's nine and a half months.

01:45:32.280 Yeah.

01:45:32.580 Eight and a half months pregnant.

01:45:33.780 Surprise.

01:45:34.400 There's a baby.

01:45:34.960 Baby can't sneak up on you like that.

01:45:36.120 So happy birthday to Dan from Us and Angie.

01:45:38.000 Happy birthday.

01:45:38.300 Happy birthday to Scott on May 10th from us and your sister, Michelle.

01:45:42.900 Michelle also invited us to her wedding next year.

01:45:46.080 Where?

01:45:46.700 I don't know.

01:45:47.780 But they're going to have a big pig being cooked and a dunk tank.

01:45:52.700 Ooh.

01:45:53.560 So maybe May next year.

01:45:56.040 You know, we do get invited to a good amount of people's weddings.

01:45:58.900 They just kind of have an extra invite and send it to the P.O. Box.

01:46:02.280 Would you ever go?

01:46:03.240 Yeah.

01:46:04.080 I'd go to the right one if it was close, though.

01:46:07.280 We're going to get a lot of P.O. Box invites now.

01:46:09.800 But, yeah, I would go.

01:46:10.900 Okay.

01:46:11.120 So, yeah, happy birthday to Scott.

01:46:13.040 Happy birthday, Scott.

01:46:14.020 And congrats to Michelle, your sister.

01:46:16.980 Okay, happy graduation to Kingston.

01:46:19.340 He is an America First Christian and was the captain of his high school wrestling team.

01:46:23.640 And he's going to be a pilot while continuing to wrestle.

01:46:27.460 What weight class is Kingston in?

01:46:29.460 We'll find out.

01:46:30.180 Kingston, DM us and we'll follow you back.

01:46:32.580 But congrats to us and from your mom too.

01:46:35.440 We love you.

01:46:36.060 Great career path too.

01:46:37.440 And wrestling is such a good thing.

01:46:39.360 Like you're going to eat everyone's lunch.

01:46:41.500 No one knows how hard it is to run in circles with your boys in the hot room and the walls have sweat on them and everyone's got ringworm and it's disgusting.

01:46:50.160 And you're wrestling with a sweaty guy who's like as strong and as fast as he can be.

01:46:54.600 And he's trying to kill you and you're trying to kill him.

01:46:56.700 Yeah.

01:46:56.920 Maybe he should meet up with Scott, a.k.a. Twinkfiller, right?

01:46:59.640 Yeah.

01:46:59.960 Or whoever.

01:47:00.760 He'll be your sparring partner.

01:47:03.400 Okay.

01:47:03.860 But there is something there.

01:47:04.980 Wrestling is one of those things.

01:47:06.300 And being an old lineman too.

01:47:07.580 I never wrestled.

01:47:08.420 I never, like, I messed around as a kid, but I never did competitive wrestling because I played basketball.

01:47:13.940 You did wrestling, right?

01:47:14.800 I did wrestle.

01:47:15.760 I know how to sprawl.

01:47:16.900 I know a couple little things, but, you know, I never did it.

01:47:19.340 I had a little bit of a problem one wrestling time because when I was in, like, seventh grade before I got held back.

01:47:25.400 You were in the big weight class.

01:47:26.280 I was in the big weight class, and then I was going against, like, in one case, a ninth grader, and I was basically in sixth grade.

01:47:32.140 But I weighed, like, 230 or something, and the guy was just gigantic.

01:47:37.880 And I remember I came out to the mat and it was like a tournament and the ref kind of looked at me and he looked at the guy and he was like, okay, I guess go.

01:47:49.480 And the guy fucking killed me in one second.

01:47:51.420 Yeah.

01:47:52.220 And that's the kind of thing that sticks with me.

01:47:54.660 Well, that's tough.

01:47:55.920 The fat kid getting in the, going on the higher, heavier team.

01:47:59.000 It was a pure puberty issue.

01:48:00.480 It wasn't about me being tough or not being a good wrestler.

01:48:03.820 It literally, the guy was a mismatch.

01:48:05.580 It was an age mismatch.

01:48:06.620 He was 6'2", 230, and I was like 5'8", 230.

01:48:11.440 Sloppy 230.

01:48:12.560 And he just killed me.

01:48:13.620 But then I used that to propel myself forward.

01:48:16.080 And then I take it out on other people in sports later.

01:48:19.400 Yes.

01:48:19.920 So then that's why I never held back.

01:48:22.840 I always killed people because of what that happened.

01:48:25.100 So you're teaching them a future lesson.

01:48:26.540 Yeah.

01:48:27.060 Yeah.

01:48:27.720 All right.

01:48:28.200 Shout out to Scott Peterson.

01:48:30.160 The guy who killed his wife?

01:48:32.680 The guy who killed his wife on the staircase?

01:48:34.780 I hope not.

01:48:35.700 But it says he's running for Nebraska Secretary of State in the primaries today.

01:48:40.740 Uh-oh.

01:48:41.340 So good luck.

01:48:42.040 Go vote for Scott.

01:48:43.600 Scott Peterson, the guy who killed his wife in Nebraska.

01:48:46.400 Thank you for watching the show.

01:48:47.940 Wait, he's from Nebraska too?

01:48:49.880 No, I don't know.

01:48:50.360 Okay, okay.

01:48:51.300 So yeah, Scott.

01:48:52.500 Scott Peterson killed his wife.

01:48:54.500 I hope I didn't write that down wrong.

01:48:56.060 He was from California or something.

01:48:58.080 All right, well, go support him in the election today.

01:49:00.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:49:01.340 Everyone go vote in Nebraska.

01:49:02.820 Where's Lacey?

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