Fleccas Talks Podcast - NO MA'AM LEFT BEHIND

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Flack and Socks, the podcast episode 88. Today on this show,

00:00:05.900 what are trans people doing in our bathrooms and our military? Hint, it's weird sex shit. 1.00

00:00:12.580 Then affirmative action finally got lifted by the Supreme Court. Time to see those LSAT scores, 1.00

00:00:17.680 Michelle Obama. Then after that, we do some reparations calculations and you won't believe

00:00:23.520 who owes who money. And last but not least, we have a guess what happens next section that

00:00:29.960 you're not going to want to miss. All this and more is Flack and Socks, the podcast episode 88,

00:00:34.800 ranked the best new podcast of all time. Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:42.140 And actions speak louder than words. But at the same time, words speak louder than words because

00:00:46.920 sometimes it's the right thing to do. Very cool. Very cool. Very cool. It's Flack and Socks,

00:00:54.240 the podcast featuring Richard.

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00:02:25.760 regret it. All right, let's get into housekeeping. Nice. That was a true one for one. Yeah, true one

00:02:30.760 for one. And did it sound good? Yeah, you started slow, but it got there. I got it. Yeah. It's

00:02:35.720 called I Got It Done. I almost interjected there. For what were you going to say? Michelle Obama

00:02:40.740 thing like, ooh, but I just never do that. So I don't know why. All right. Thank you to our

00:02:47.780 sponsors. Welcome to the show. Episode 88. We are back from our break. Episode 88, the

00:02:53.600 Bennett episode. Nice. Remember Bennett from high school? Yeah, of course. Bennett, get

00:02:59.020 over here. That was full for him. Whatever. Bennett was my best friend in high school. My

00:03:05.740 Richard Rapboy before Richard Rapboy. Nice. We used to hang out every weekend. I'd pick him

00:03:10.240 up in my mom's car and we would go to the post office parking lot in town and we would just

00:03:14.960 post up and hang out. Times were good. Yeah. And then one time I was driving him home and

00:03:19.660 I got a big gulp. We both got big gulps, but the soda machine was broken that day. So I

00:03:24.860 was just like, oh, this soda is fucked. And I just threw it out the window, but the window 0.99

00:03:30.900 was closed and it hit the thing. It went all over him. It just completely covered him. Yeah.

00:03:36.700 Nice. Shout out to Bennett. Yeah. Best friend in high school. Still watches. He watches the

00:03:41.200 show. So we're still technically best friends. Yep. Bennett. Yep. All right.

00:03:44.940 All right. Let's get into some action. Let's just do some quick doppelgangers because we

00:03:48.280 don't do them anymore. We have some really quick, fast ones. No big deal. Fleckus is

00:03:52.680 the dog. A lot of people sent me this. Multiple people sent me this. Do you like your haircut?

00:03:56.580 Apparently that's me. You look really handsome today. I kind of get it. Yeah. I get it

00:04:01.180 too. There's a time where that beard does that. Yeah. A hundred percent. So that's not

00:04:04.280 a lie. And then we have the Richard Rapboy sat in some chair, some tree chair. Yep. Here

00:04:12.160 it is. Tree swing. That's you. My mom sent me that and I was like, looks exactly like

00:04:20.240 Richard. She's like, I know. And then there's the last one. You're on a TV show. Which one?

00:04:25.080 The country guy? Yeah. You're on like some WB show. It looks like. Yeah. It looks like

00:04:29.240 I'm this Nashville guy. Hey, honestly. Yeah. You're better than that guy. I know. I like

00:04:34.780 when I see like doppelgangers who I can actually, I'm better than slightly. Yeah. So you're better

00:04:40.200 than that guy. That feels good. What about this one? Oh yeah. I found this online. That

00:04:44.860 looks exactly like you too, but you're better than that kid too. Exactly. And then you know

00:04:48.760 what? Here's one. You're better than this guy. Thank you. So I don't even see it at all.

00:04:53.840 Hey, this cut, this haircut and beard cut is jarring. Oh yeah. Audience are you, is

00:05:00.080 this crazy? It's called one on vacation. Took a vacation from myself too. I saw him. He

00:05:05.440 came out and I thought he was just buzzing his hair right before he was leaving for Martha's

00:05:09.200 Vineyard. And he came out with the beard gone. And I was like the kid who's seeing their dad

00:05:13.500 with the beard shaved for the first time. It shocked me. Yeah. It looked bad. Yeah. It was

00:05:18.240 a mistake. Are you still regretting it or? Oh, of course I had something going for me

00:05:22.600 with that hair. The fro was actually cooler than I realized. And then my beard was at

00:05:26.180 a nice length and then I just buzzed it off. I know I was shocked. It didn't make sense

00:05:31.340 to me, but I made a decision, went with it, living with it. Welcome back. Welcome back

00:05:36.200 to the show. Hello everybody. Did you miss us? Yeah. I got a lot of messages. You guys

00:05:40.600 missed us. I missed the show. Me too. I had a lovely family vacation and a lot of stuff

00:05:45.000 happened and a lot of stuff happened in between our day off. Yeah. We picked a bad week to take

00:05:49.340 a vacation, but I had a lovely trip. I went to Martha's Vineyard with my family. I caught

00:05:54.180 a fish. I saw a nice beach. I laid in this hammock. It was good. Typical vacation. I had

00:06:00.660 a couple of favorite parts. You want to hear my favorite parts? Sure. And least favorite

00:06:03.700 parts? Sure. Well, least favorite parts easy. It's just when you have to take all your furniture

00:06:07.760 back from the beach or you have to pack up all your shit. Yeah. That's the, and the walk 1.00

00:06:12.260 back. And then like, you're the, like one of the more capable guys of the group. There's

00:06:15.740 like women and children there. Oh yeah. So you have to like carry everything and you just get up

00:06:20.700 the stairs and you're just like, Ooh, didn't think I was sweating before dinner. Oh, here we are.

00:06:25.220 So that happened a lot. My favorite part of the whole trip, I have two, one, I'm sitting in the

00:06:31.260 beach chair next to my mom under an umbrella and my dad and my niece. So my dad and his granddaughter

00:06:36.660 are who's four years old are walking like 50 yards away and there's a huge rock. And on the rock,

00:06:43.320 there's one of those kerns or kerns, whatever they're called, the rock stack thing, hippie rock

00:06:47.840 piles, the hippie rock piles that we're all knocking over. And I see it from really far away.

00:06:52.040 And my dad's walking with his granddaughter and just knocks it over, just pops it over. And I was

00:06:58.520 like, yes. Then he turns around and looks back and I was like, you did it. So that was great.

00:07:04.080 And then, um, with my niece, I was making a necklace with her with some shells she found.

00:07:08.520 Yeah. She's like, Oh, I want to make a necklace. And I thought it would be so funny. And it was,

00:07:12.340 we used like the most gross stuff. We use like a skate egg. We used a dead crab and then like a

00:07:19.400 conch shell that had like an animal in it. Yeah. Going around showing it to everybody.

00:07:23.360 Oh yeah. Mommy put on my necklace. I'm not going to take this off all vacations. Like,

00:07:27.660 all right. So that was really funny. Um, another funny part of vacation, which I should include.

00:07:33.560 Um, I stayed in my house with my parents. We rented a house. Um, they were, they, they,

00:07:38.340 they paid for it. It was very nice. Free vacation for Fleckus feels good. Um, and then the Airbnb

00:07:44.280 host like left them a little note and the Airbnb host was like a gay guy, two gay guys in Martha's

00:07:50.220 Vineyard. And they were leaving a little note that was like describing the house and like all the

00:07:54.220 things they love. And it was, it got kind of like, there's like, Oh, you know, we, we love,

00:07:59.820 you know, a cozy night on the love seat in the garden, enjoying some wine at sunset. Highly recommend

00:08:05.000 that we have a lot of memories there. And it's like, stay out of the garden, pull out the black 1.00

00:08:09.420 light. No one go in the garden. It's like, Oh, lots of great memories in the jacuzzi. It's like,

00:08:15.240 no, flush it, flush it. New water. No one in the jacuzzi. Um, but that was basically it. We had a

00:08:22.840 great time. Great vacation. Caught fish. Saw my family. Took a week off from the show. July 4th,

00:08:27.520 hot dogs, hamburgers, bratwurst, pizza. Refreshed. I'm back. I'm back. That's what exactly what I

00:08:33.420 needed. Arnold Palmer's BLTs. Exactly what I need. It's called just what I needed. There you go.

00:08:38.680 Got it. Yeah. All right. Let's move on. Understood. Uh, do you have any highlights from when you had a

00:08:43.680 week off? No, nothing really. I actually tried to eat well. It was kind of like a staycation where I

00:08:49.060 was, uh, eating well, running. I was exercising every day and it was hot here. So, uh, it got bad,

00:08:54.680 but hung out with friends who are still here and, uh, enjoyed my time off. It's nice to get a break.

00:08:59.560 Yeah. It's nice to get a break too, from each other. Yeah. We hang out a lot.

00:09:03.940 We hang out a lot. So get a little break. We come back refreshed. Get a little break. Come back

00:09:08.020 refreshed. That's what it's called. It's called get a little break. You come back refreshed. Yeah,

00:09:12.900 exactly. All right. Let's move on. While we were gone, we got some great shout outs. We had this

00:09:17.600 announcement at this BMX race in Pennsylvania. That is just one of the better ones we've ever seen.

00:09:22.820 Also Lakeshore BMX. Well, we have a second every Friday. There's this wonderful podcast that comes out

00:09:28.560 called Fleckus talks. It's rated the best new podcast of all times and Lakeshore BMX. If you're

00:09:34.980 interested in hearing about Rob Smith and Ceviche and just what's going on in the world, why don't

00:09:39.480 you give it a listen? Crazy madman move. That's the kind of stuff we need. That's how you get a whole 0.98

00:09:46.600 bundle of merch sent to you. Did you already do it? Yeah. Big package sent to that guy. Smart. Huge.

00:09:52.440 Also, we got our first Snarf Snarf O'Banion hit. As everyone knows, we are trying to get things

00:09:58.900 named either Snarf Snarf O'Banion or Snarf Snarf, or if that's too weird, Rob Smith seems like a

00:10:04.780 reasonable name. Yeah, that's an average name. So we're trying to get everything we can named that.

00:10:09.620 And we actually got our first one, a guy who watches the show. He owns a media production

00:10:14.060 company and he got his van and he named it Snarf Snarf O'Banion. Very tasteful. And he's Blue Jay

00:10:20.920 Media. I think he's in Arizona. Yeah. Right. We'll put a link to his thing. Yeah. So he got

00:10:25.620 a Sprinter van. So I guess if he needs Google reviews, why don't we hit him? Right. Yeah.

00:10:30.380 Or, uh, yeah, we'll, we'll link him and we'll leave some Google reviews for him and see if that's

00:10:35.700 what they're looking for. Or if not, we'll just link his Instagram. No, their video production

00:10:39.660 service in Phoenix, Arizona, 4.8 stars with 30 reviews. Let's pump those numbers. Let's pump those

00:10:45.100 numbers. And that'll be our business for the week. And that'll be our business for the week. We used to do

00:10:48.540 that at the end of the show. We shout out a patriotic business, but we'll do it in the

00:10:51.860 housekeeping this time. Yeah. Links in the description, follow them on Instagram and

00:10:55.860 give a good Google review. You guys are the best at that. Um, and you're kind of probably wondering,

00:11:01.040 are we satisfied? I said, that's what I said. I said, Oh good. The monkey's off his back. We'll

00:11:07.500 stop doing random ones and trying to get it. It's actually worse. Cause now I know it's possible.

00:11:12.380 He's emboldened. Now I just need more. Yeah. So we're not satisfied. We're going to keep it going. All

00:11:18.280 right. We have to keep it moving. Um, over this past week, American legend, Joey chestnut

00:11:23.420 saved the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. Yeah. He came out in the rain and then they

00:11:27.980 canceled it originally. And then Joey chestnuts like, nah, we're going to do it outside if

00:11:31.560 you cancel it. So then everyone was like, uh, all right, we're going to do it. It's not

00:11:35.300 canceled. So he saved the whole thing. Um, pure Americana, pure Americana. The guy is the

00:11:40.960 same guy who chokehold wrestled that guy a couple of years ago doing the climate protests.

00:11:45.600 Yeah. I don't know if we can even show any of this cause that's ESPN, right?

00:11:49.340 Oh, is it? Nathan's they might get us, but you guys all know Joey chestnut. We all know

00:11:52.680 Joey chestnut. We all know what happens. I will say this, the Nathan's hot dog eating

00:11:56.900 contest probably started off as like a nice American spirit. Oh, the guy down the street,

00:12:02.660 15 Frankfurt. Yeah. Michael, Michael from Coney Island, 812 G willikers. And now it got a little 0.86

00:12:09.860 disgusting. And now he's dipping it in water, slurping it. It took a little too far. Yeah.

00:12:16.440 They kind of ruined it. Well, kind of extrapolated and it got gross. Well, it's, it's basically

00:12:20.320 turned into like the steroid league. Like I want to see the peak of human, like what

00:12:24.300 they can shove in their mouth. So it's almost reached its end game. I don't think there will

00:12:28.780 be another guy ever like Joey chestnut. Yeah. It already expanded. And now it's Joey chestnut

00:12:33.680 types only. You can't go a level above that. I have a little Joey chestnut antidote that I

00:12:38.440 saw. Um, Joey chestnut was doing some like YouTube video where it was like him eating three

00:12:44.720 burgers versus one guy eating one burger. And he goes before it. It's like, Joey, you think this

00:12:50.280 guy has a chance? And he goes, no, he's got a little baby mouth. So he's analyzing. He's like

00:12:56.080 sizing up someone's mouth. Like that's what a competitive eater is looking at. So I thought

00:13:00.280 that was interesting. Stuff you wouldn't even think about. Um, all right. July 4th happened

00:13:05.260 obviously earlier this week, the house hot dog eating contest. Also a great chance for

00:13:09.340 Bud Light to maybe redeem themselves, redeem themselves a little bit. I was telling my dad

00:13:14.940 on vacation, I was like the only way Bud Light could actually redeem themselves and get people

00:13:18.740 to purchase Bud Light would be if they said, Hey, for July 4th, a hundred percent of our sales

00:13:24.640 will go to veterans. Yeah. People would go buy Bud Light and they would get rid of that thing 1.00

00:13:29.100 in their brain of never buy Bud Light. And the next day it would trickle over. People would

00:13:32.980 still buy it. They kind of would kind of go back to normal. I think. I actually don't

00:13:36.760 know. I think that might be too late. Like just gimmick, you know, and people would be

00:13:41.040 like, eh, fuck you. But imagine you buy all the Bud Light and put them out of business. 1.00

00:13:45.000 I get your point. I get your point. Like that's what they had to do. It'd be something like

00:13:48.640 that where it's like, we're losing money. It's all going to the veterans. Like we are very

00:13:53.620 sorry. And instead they sponsored a stage at the pride event and they have, look with this

00:13:58.740 person. This is what they have going on, on the Bud Light stage. Fat twink pig shit, 1.00

00:14:03.960 tits are out. Yeah. Just not the worst art you've ever seen. And there's the Bud Light 1.00

00:14:09.580 sign. Bud Light. Fat twink shit. Hey, Bud Light, enjoy the bed you made. Sleep in it.

00:14:18.920 Nighty night. Yeah. And they're, they're doing the whole thing where they're coming back, uh,

00:14:22.880 with Twitter now and they're just getting ratioed on every single post trying to pretend like

00:14:27.400 nothing happened. And it's pathetic. And they fired that lady who did this thing. 0.99

00:14:31.360 They fired multiple people. They got multiple scalps on the marketing chain of command. So

00:14:35.160 smart. They should keep scalping. Yeah. All right. Moving on. We're still in housekeeping. We have two,

00:14:40.580 a page and a half of housekeeping left. Cool. This is the time where we're going to tell everyone to

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00:16:26.160 on there. So go join us. All right. Let's get into housekeeping. We're still in housekeeping.

00:16:30.280 It's a very important housekeeping. New Guinness Book of World Records just dropped.

00:16:34.340 That should be on our shirt. All right. We're still in housekeeping. It's a very important

00:16:39.140 housekeeping. We still have two pages of housekeeping.

00:16:41.100 All right. Guinness Records. Guinness Book of World Records just dropped a new one.

00:16:44.800 A hula hooper. Yeah. Let's let it play really quick. Let's let it play. The world's largest

00:16:49.420 hula hoop. Just an average like woman. She's got a vest on. She's 5'4", 105 pounds. Yeah. 1.00

00:16:55.660 And she's got the biggest hula hoop. She's got a camera on it. And here, look at her go. 1.00

00:17:00.580 Just in the street in some like, you know, Tempe, Arizona or something.

00:17:03.980 And this lady thinks she has the record. She's like 105 pounds. 1.00

00:17:08.240 17 foot diameter. And she has the record because she has the hula hoop. 1.00

00:17:13.480 It's a procurement record. Yeah. It's like she just sourced the biggest hula hoop and was

00:17:19.360 like, OK, I'm here. Like there's men on the street that could do that better than her.

00:17:23.520 There's like a 6'5 guy who goes, let me give it a whirl, Deb.

00:17:26.240 I'm like, no, no. She goes, no, no. I don't want anyone to tie my record.

00:17:29.340 Just me. Just me. No. So, yeah.

00:17:32.080 This completely has the record because she has the world's largest hula hoop. 1.00

00:17:37.020 Yeah. It's a sourcing thing. She just got it. Like she got it from the right vendor.

00:17:40.920 She got it created. So that's the level we're at.

00:17:44.220 Can I try? No. No. Just me.

00:17:46.920 I'm alone on this. She destroys it after the record.

00:17:49.680 Yeah. All right. Do you want to do the other one, too?

00:17:52.240 What's the other one? The running on fire. Yeah, sure.

00:17:54.800 Or do you want to skip it? I wanted to skip it, but.

00:17:57.680 I brought it up. So let's rip it now. Let's rip it. 1.00

00:18:00.620 Feel a full body burn. But this man was truly on fire.

00:18:05.920 He broke the Guinness World Record for the fastest full body burn without oxygen,

00:18:11.680 running 272 metres while on fire in just 17 seconds.

00:18:19.540 And he's not stopping.

00:18:20.400 So 270 metres in 17 seconds. That's not true.

00:18:26.980 That's not possible. Literally. Right.

00:18:28.800 Because, yeah, I know ballpark metres and yards are the same.

00:18:31.580 And then 100 yards to basically 300 yards in less than 20 seconds.

00:18:36.220 Not possible.

00:18:37.180 While wearing a fire suit.

00:18:38.060 So they botched that. Yeah.

00:18:39.560 That's not true.

00:18:40.660 And then also, you're wearing a fire suit and then you're saying,

00:18:43.920 I'm the best runner.

00:18:44.820 The fire suit isn't even a run suit.

00:18:46.980 It's like heavy and bulky and meant to not get you on fire.

00:18:49.600 You're not supposed to be running in this.

00:18:51.120 Yeah.

00:18:51.680 The Guinness Book of. 1.00

00:18:52.680 That's stupid. 1.00

00:18:53.820 The Guinness Book of dumb shit that, like, nobody else has randomly done continues. 1.00

00:18:57.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:57.960 So that's it. 1.00

00:18:58.640 Guinness Book of shit you never could have thought of. 1.00

00:19:00.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:01.080 But someone did. 1.00

00:19:03.820 You should do fat as fuck podcast. 1.00

00:19:06.260 We might be up there. 0.99

00:19:07.560 Actually, I'm sure, like, the Thousand Pound Sisters or something would have one. 1.00

00:19:10.520 Or what's his name?

00:19:12.300 No mini mini boo boo. 1.00

00:19:13.720 I'm the Hawaiian fat fuck. 1.00

00:19:16.260 Like, huge fat fuck Hawaiian guy. 1.00

00:19:19.040 Somewhere over the rainbow guy? 1.00

00:19:20.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:20.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:21.100 He's dead.

00:19:21.800 Is he a comedian?

00:19:22.900 I think he's dead.

00:19:23.700 I don't know.

00:19:24.240 I thought he just sang that ukulele song and died.

00:19:26.200 I'm thinking of the guy with the mouse face.

00:19:28.740 He's huge and gigantic.

00:19:30.340 He goes like this.

00:19:31.080 And he's like Mikey or something.

00:19:34.880 No, not ringing a bell.

00:19:35.860 Oh, yeah.

00:19:36.800 He's got like, he's like Hispanic kind of. 1.00

00:19:38.780 He's a big fat fuck. 1.00

00:19:39.740 Okay. 1.00

00:19:40.220 All right.

00:19:40.480 So we don't even have it.

00:19:41.480 So we can't even get the record.

00:19:42.700 But if we find the biggest hula hoop, we can get that done.

00:19:45.080 So we could do that.

00:19:46.140 Yeah, I know you could.

00:19:47.640 All right.

00:19:48.020 Let's move on.

00:19:48.620 We have a really important stuff to get to.

00:19:51.200 All right.

00:19:52.260 On my trip, I was looking up things about clones.

00:19:56.340 Okay.

00:19:56.740 And I think we need to establish a protocol.

00:19:59.740 I think you and I need to do monthly check-ins to make sure no one is a clone.

00:20:04.720 Every week, we'll just do a random thing.

00:20:06.920 Maybe it's like we do like a wink, wink, clap every hour just to make sure no one's got cloned.

00:20:12.180 Okay.

00:20:12.780 All right.

00:20:13.180 That makes sense?

00:20:13.920 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:20:14.780 Let's start it tomorrow.

00:20:16.320 Yeah.

00:20:16.620 Let's start it next week.

00:20:17.800 Because then we don't want to get someone cloned and then have them kind of like come back and be treated as normal. 0.95

00:20:23.740 And then it's like I gatekeep a clone and like bring a – if you're a clone, everyone will be like, oh, Fleckus and Rap Boy.

00:20:30.540 I trust them.

00:20:31.640 Yeah.

00:20:31.980 And then it's like you get cloned and then you can like deceive the whole audience.

00:20:36.040 Yeah.

00:20:36.980 So that would be bad.

00:20:37.940 Smart.

00:20:38.560 Smart.

00:20:38.880 Two more pages of House of Prayer.

00:20:40.960 So we'll just do a quick – the joke for that was we got to do a monthly check-in.

00:20:46.280 Yeah.

00:20:46.560 We got to do a monthly check-in.

00:20:47.720 Every week, we're going to make sure no one got cloned and then every few hours, we're just going to –

00:20:52.140 Yeah.

00:20:52.460 The joke was like –

00:20:53.720 I'm going to obsess and I'm going to dig around in your arm and make sure you're a real human.

00:20:56.960 But the joke was like, oh, once a month, we'll check in.

00:20:58.860 And it's like, yep, every week, we'll check in. 0.97

00:21:00.480 And it's like, yep, every couple hours, we'll do a little – but I guess it didn't fucking work. 0.97

00:21:04.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:04.700 All right, Drake's on some twink shit. 0.99

00:21:06.660 Did you see this? 1.00

00:21:07.400 Yeah, he painted his nails and shit. 1.00

00:21:08.920 He painted his nails. 1.00

00:21:10.780 Here he is, a little pretty boy. 1.00

00:21:13.440 He is really on some twink shit. 1.00

00:21:15.860 He's singing. 1.00

00:21:16.580 And it's such a shame because his music goes so hard.

00:21:18.900 I love Drake's raps, or I used to.

00:21:21.040 Yeah.

00:21:21.280 Truck to the plane to the truck.

00:21:23.040 With my little fingernails painted too.

00:21:24.700 Yeah, with my Louis bag.

00:21:26.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:26.960 So he subverted his own messaging of baller shit. 1.00

00:21:30.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:30.620 By painting his nails like a twink.

00:21:32.420 He ruined it.

00:21:33.180 He ruined it.

00:21:34.100 So I'm not surprised. 0.95

00:21:35.440 Everyone knew he was gay, but whatever. 1.00

00:21:38.140 Now he's like – he's getting activated by the Illuminati to go do some shit now. 1.00

00:21:42.380 Makes sense, yeah. 0.98

00:21:43.060 So we're coming into important times.

00:21:45.480 All right.

00:21:46.020 New Richard Rappaway obsession.

00:21:48.080 One and two. 0.99

00:21:49.320 The giant tits people. 1.00

00:21:50.580 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:21:51.660 So Richard Rappaway was obsessed with the giant woodshop teacher tits. 0.99

00:21:55.880 And now we got two more. 0.97

00:21:57.020 What do you think of this?

00:21:57.820 You like that?

00:21:58.320 This is the same guy.

00:21:59.500 I don't like this because he's putting in no effort.

00:22:02.160 But this is a guy in California who one of the watchers of the show has sent me personal videos of this guy before.

00:22:09.300 So they call –

00:22:11.880 So you have personal videos of this guy?

00:22:12.840 Yeah, like on the street.

00:22:14.060 Like I've had like reporting sent to me.

00:22:17.720 And this guy, they call him Juggs.

00:22:19.880 And he doesn't even try. 0.99

00:22:21.680 He just bounces around with those tits, has no wig. 1.00

00:22:24.660 No, he's nothing compared to the big titty woodshop teacher. 1.00

00:22:27.640 But they're multiplying is the point.

00:22:29.760 Yeah, but that's like a lower – you have like less interest in a person like that.

00:22:34.920 Yeah.

00:22:35.320 I'm not the woodshop teacher.

00:22:36.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:37.440 That doesn't drive me crazy like Sam Brenton or the big titty woodshop teacher.

00:22:41.520 So –

00:22:41.880 That's fair.

00:22:42.500 All right, moving on.

00:22:43.680 Speaking of obsessions, Rob Smith's birthday.

00:22:46.420 Yeah.

00:22:47.160 It was Rob Smith's birthday last week.

00:22:48.940 Happy birthday, Rob.

00:22:49.760 Happy birthday, Rob.

00:22:50.620 We love you.

00:22:51.980 Somebody also sent us this.

00:22:53.280 Someone sent us this, Rob Smith at the Hobby Lobby.

00:22:56.140 They put it together.

00:22:57.000 The decor.

00:22:57.780 That's huge.

00:22:58.620 That works.

00:22:59.960 And then maybe read a little bit of his caption from his birthday post.

00:23:02.820 Yeah, let's see what he's up to.

00:23:03.620 Today is my birthday and I'm thinking about how terrible, horrible, no good, and very bad

00:23:06.940 2022 was for me.

00:23:08.600 It was the kind of year when you realize who is a true friend and who is just along for

00:23:12.140 the ride when you appear to be famous or popular.

00:23:15.760 And what happens when you realize you've left one cult and traded it for another?

00:23:19.620 Blah, blah, blah.

00:23:20.400 Yeah.

00:23:21.380 Famous and popular.

00:23:22.220 But yeah, that's the problem because Rob gets famous and popular.

00:23:25.380 He's rich.

00:23:25.940 And then people just start hanging out with them for the wrong reasons.

00:23:29.080 They want the cabana access.

00:23:30.840 I want to go play tennis in Miami.

00:23:32.420 I'd love ceviche.

00:23:33.460 I want to hop on the back of that Vespa.

00:23:35.260 Yeah.

00:23:35.460 Let me get on the jet ski with you, Rob.

00:23:36.980 Hope it doesn't rain.

00:23:37.600 Oh, jet ski Rob.

00:23:39.100 Yep.

00:23:39.440 And that's what happens.

00:23:40.360 And you don't, and it's like hard because you don't know who your real friends are.

00:23:43.220 It's tough.

00:23:43.980 It's very tough.

00:23:44.720 So that's what he's dealing with.

00:23:45.880 And then he also posted the other day, I have not been home in Miami in weeks.

00:23:49.800 That wasn't the initial plan.

00:23:51.060 And then things just kind of happen.

00:23:52.560 NYC, Cape Cod, Hamptons, Fire Island, Martha's Vineyard, et cetera, have happened and some

00:23:57.380 are still to come.

00:23:58.420 All the hits.

00:23:59.200 Fire Island.

00:23:59.860 Come on.

00:24:00.300 He's doing the best summer ever.

00:24:01.800 You know what's going on at Fire Island.

00:24:03.460 Yeah.

00:24:04.080 Fire Island.

00:24:05.060 We're...

00:24:05.340 Hey, boys.

00:24:07.840 Hey, boys. 0.92

00:24:08.700 There is a thing with gay guys where they'll hang out at like a gay guy party and there

00:24:15.840 will be a hundred gay guys and not one girl.

00:24:19.320 Yeah.

00:24:19.780 And that's just what it is.

00:24:20.700 I'm not making fun of that.

00:24:21.760 That's just guys being guys and that's statistics.

00:24:23.860 You know?

00:24:24.200 I've like told a story.

00:24:25.280 I went to LA once and there was a party.

00:24:26.980 Yeah.

00:24:27.340 And they're like, oh, it's a gay party, but like there'll be people there you can meet

00:24:30.380 or whatever.

00:24:30.940 So my friend was in the band like performing and he's like explaining to me like that.

00:24:34.760 And I was like, all right, I'll go.

00:24:35.780 So I'm sure actually I'll probably have a better chance with the only girls there because 0.94

00:24:39.420 they're not going to be into the gay guys.

00:24:41.620 Not one girl. 0.98

00:24:42.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:43.280 All homosexuals. 1.00

00:24:44.420 All doing twink shit. 1.00

00:24:45.560 All in the pool. 1.00

00:24:46.500 All barely clothed.

00:24:47.660 All trying to hit on me.

00:24:49.660 It was bad.

00:24:50.640 Not good.

00:24:51.080 It was really bad.

00:24:52.720 I had to wash my mouth out for weeks after that.

00:24:56.400 All right.

00:24:57.120 We are actually going to do a contest.

00:25:00.120 Speaking of Rob.

00:25:01.280 Okay.

00:25:01.920 You know broccoli, Rob?

00:25:03.600 The dish.

00:25:04.160 The dish.

00:25:04.180 The food, like it's like a broccoli Italian dish.

00:25:07.840 Yeah.

00:25:08.320 We want to do a broccoli, Rob contest where if you guys send us your best broccoli, Rob

00:25:13.420 pictures, whatever that means, Photoshop, maybe he's the green giant, maybe he's half 0.86

00:25:17.400 broccoli, half Rob, whatever you guys want to do, the best broccoli, Rob will win a merch

00:25:24.680 bundle.

00:25:25.300 And then I'm going to put the best broccoli, Rob's like framed on my wall.

00:25:29.240 Cool.

00:25:29.640 I also wanted to do a thing, a t-shirt, to have someone kind of make a t-shirt from the

00:25:33.920 audience that says BLT is best sandwich, Arnie Palmy Summer.

00:25:39.220 Kind of like a botched for English as a second language type of thing.

00:25:43.820 For sure.

00:25:44.680 But, you know, so if you guys, if that resonates with you.

00:25:48.000 Yeah.

00:25:48.220 If that resonates with you.

00:25:49.280 Jump on it.

00:25:49.860 Jump on it.

00:25:50.880 BLT is best sandwich, Arnie Palmy Summer.

00:25:54.820 All right.

00:25:55.280 Last page of housekeeping.

00:25:56.280 We're almost done.

00:25:57.040 And Diet Cokes are carcinogens now.

00:25:59.840 Yeah.

00:26:00.260 But then that kind of got fact checked a little bit.

00:26:04.040 Aspartame.

00:26:04.900 You know, they're saying Diet Coke, Sweetener, Aspartame is possible carcinogen.

00:26:09.080 And then somebody goes, we've known this for 10 plus years.

00:26:11.160 Everyone knows this.

00:26:12.460 And it's the same type of carcinogen as aloe vera is.

00:26:15.460 Yeah.

00:26:16.020 We take the risks.

00:26:17.120 We take the risks.

00:26:18.060 We don't rip too many.

00:26:19.460 Donald Rumsfeld made aspartame.

00:26:22.060 Did you know that?

00:26:22.700 No.

00:26:23.040 He invented it and like owned it for a while and then sold it to some like GMO company.

00:26:28.200 Some conglom.

00:26:29.060 So do you think Donald Rumsfeld would lead us in the wrong direction?

00:26:32.440 Absolutely not.

00:26:33.580 And he's still alive, right?

00:26:34.960 Yeah.

00:26:35.420 He's like 101 years old.

00:26:36.880 Is he?

00:26:37.280 Donald Rumsfelding around, I think.

00:26:38.360 All right.

00:26:38.720 No more than two a day.

00:26:40.120 That's what we're doing.

00:26:41.240 Or that's what I'm doing.

00:26:42.280 No more than two Diet Cokes a day.

00:26:44.100 And you should be fine.

00:26:45.200 All right.

00:26:45.480 We're almost done with housekeeping.

00:26:46.320 That giant basketball player?

00:26:48.020 Yeah.

00:26:48.360 So this came out and-

00:26:52.160 This giant guy.

00:26:52.960 I saw the meme.

00:26:53.820 It was like the little rascals trying to get a loan at the bank.

00:26:56.880 Yeah.

00:26:57.320 Little rascals stacked up on each other trying to get a loan from the bank. 0.99

00:27:00.280 That's what this is.

00:27:01.320 So this guy was the number one pick in the 2023 NBA draft, right?

00:27:05.320 And like, just look at this body.

00:27:07.240 Look at this guy, right?

00:27:08.620 Yeah.

00:27:09.240 And so this kind of set me off a little bit.

00:27:11.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:11.980 String bean ass. 1.00

00:27:13.260 Mofugger. 1.00

00:27:14.160 Mofugger.

00:27:14.700 Yeah.

00:27:14.840 So who cares?

00:27:17.880 This kind of like set me off.

00:27:20.060 I was like, who cares who the biggest genetic freak on earth is, right?

00:27:24.360 Yeah.

00:27:24.580 Who's designed just to play basketball.

00:27:26.580 This guy's seven foot five.

00:27:27.920 His proportions are insane.

00:27:29.380 Look at his torso to legs.

00:27:31.060 Look at his arms. 1.00

00:27:31.840 Stupid outfit. 1.00

00:27:32.980 He's just designed to play basketball. 1.00

00:27:34.920 And it's like, I would much rather see whatever random six foot two white guy is somehow the 0.95

00:27:40.360 best baseball player on earth, right?

00:27:42.740 I don't think this guy like, you know-

00:27:45.080 Because then it becomes like a circus.

00:27:46.260 Who can get the best string bean player?

00:27:48.360 Exactly.

00:27:48.840 It becomes a circus.

00:27:49.240 Oh, we have a seven foot eight.

00:27:50.400 Oh, we got a Chinese string bean.

00:27:51.480 We got a Chinaman.

00:27:52.600 Yeah.

00:27:53.380 He's 10 feet tall.

00:27:54.420 He's Yao Ming. 0.63

00:27:54.840 And so I don't know.

00:27:55.620 I don't really like this.

00:27:57.340 And it kind of set me off a little bit.

00:27:59.560 Like, who cares about basketball if everyone's just a string bean?

00:28:01.980 Like, Kevin Durant is like six foot 10 in a string bean.

00:28:05.540 And I haven't watched the NBA in a while.

00:28:06.940 But this kind of, it got me on a weird thought process.

00:28:09.440 Yeah.

00:28:09.720 Like, where I don't care about this at all.

00:28:11.980 Yeah.

00:28:12.160 Me neither.

00:28:12.560 It doesn't, it's not impressive that, oh my God, the seven foot five guy was number

00:28:17.320 one pick in the NBA.

00:28:18.520 Wow.

00:28:18.820 He should have been.

00:28:19.760 Yeah.

00:28:20.060 Could have been anybody.

00:28:21.140 I know.

00:28:21.980 So.

00:28:22.340 What a coinkydink. 1.00

00:28:23.460 So that was pretty weird to me.

00:28:24.800 Yeah.

00:28:25.160 I don't like it either.

00:28:25.580 What a coinkydink. 1.00

00:28:26.500 Yeah.

00:28:27.080 The seven foot five guy.

00:28:28.480 Yeah.

00:28:28.820 I know.

00:28:29.240 Best basketball player.

00:28:29.700 I've never heard you say that before.

00:28:31.160 Well.

00:28:31.800 All right.

00:28:32.260 You done with your basketball and racist comments?

00:28:35.120 Racist? 0.98

00:28:35.540 This guy's a string bean. 1.00

00:28:36.700 He's like a freak. 0.99

00:28:37.820 He's a circus guy. 0.92

00:28:39.020 Yeah.

00:28:39.240 He is a circus guy.

00:28:40.400 All right.

00:28:40.960 Let's move on.

00:28:41.760 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:28:43.040 AI can 3D view the whole world with Wi-Fi now like Batman did in that movie.

00:28:49.220 Yeah.

00:28:49.420 This was a bat tool, like a little thing he threw out there.

00:28:51.940 Let's see.

00:28:52.240 So what they did is they had, you know, a camera looking at a space with people in it.

00:28:57.980 That's sort of like coming in from one eye.

00:28:59.600 The other eye is the radio signals, the sonar from the Wi-Fi router.

00:29:03.680 And they just learned to predict, like, this is where the human beings are.

00:29:07.660 Then they took away the camera.

00:29:09.680 So all the AI had was the language of radio signals bouncing around a room.

00:29:14.860 And this is what they're able to reconstruct.

00:29:18.180 Real time 3D pose estimation, right?

00:29:22.580 So suddenly AI has turned every Wi-Fi router into a camera that can work in the dark, specially

00:29:29.940 tuned for tracking living beings.

00:29:31.820 So that's probably not good.

00:29:34.800 Yeah. 0.96

00:29:34.940 That's going to be used to kill people in it probably already has. 0.78

00:29:39.060 I was thinking, imagine the AI, since it's programmed left-leaning progressively. 0.99

00:29:43.140 Like, imagine if AI is like, the biggest threat to the world is right-wing fascist bigots. 1.00

00:29:48.800 I'm going to take it upon myself to kill them all. 1.00

00:29:51.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:51.700 And then they kill them all. 0.99

00:29:52.740 And then it's AI. 0.99

00:29:53.640 It's like this unnamed, unhuman, bodied robot thing. 0.81

00:29:57.780 And then everyone's going to go, oh, that sucked. 0.57

00:30:01.440 Yeah.

00:30:01.820 Oh, that's too bad.

00:30:03.480 Who's in trouble for it?

00:30:04.600 Like, no one really.

00:30:05.780 It was like, the robots did it.

00:30:07.140 We need to get that fixed.

00:30:08.900 So I think there's a world where that could happen.

00:30:11.360 Yeah.

00:30:11.500 Like an AI massacre.

00:30:12.840 And then just, there's no one that goes down for it. 1.00

00:30:15.640 I just killed all the right-wingers, sir. 0.98

00:30:17.980 No, I cannot make a joke about Joe Biden. 0.99

00:30:20.440 Like, exactly.

00:30:22.320 Like, what?

00:30:23.120 Oh, you did?

00:30:24.200 Whoa.

00:30:24.600 All right.

00:30:25.340 Let's move on.

00:30:26.080 We are out of housekeeping.

00:30:27.160 We are into Cringe of the Week.

00:30:29.520 This week's Cringe of the Week is brought to you by our Bonusland.

00:30:35.600 Extra 30 minutes of the show drops simultaneously on Fleckistalks.com.

00:30:40.820 So if you love the show and want an extra 30 minutes, Fleckistalks.com is the website.

00:30:46.300 We have a lot of good clips.

00:30:47.720 We have a funny fashion show.

00:30:49.260 Trans person goes to the OBGYN. 1.00

00:30:52.820 Trans people are ruining lesbian dating sites. 1.00

00:30:56.280 Guys got caught stealing a four-wheeler. 1.00

00:30:58.640 There's a cave diver.

00:31:00.240 There's a lot, a lot of good stuff.

00:31:03.040 Trump's the only president that didn't own slaves.

00:31:05.200 Let's just cover that now.

00:31:06.920 I don't care.

00:31:07.800 Yeah.

00:31:08.160 I wish he did.

00:31:10.680 I don't care about anybody's 400, you know, three generations, 10 generations back.

00:31:16.160 Yeah.

00:31:16.500 I don't care.

00:31:18.020 Trump didn't own slaves.

00:31:19.840 We all knew that.

00:31:20.960 Yeah.

00:31:21.100 He's German.

00:31:21.920 He came from Germany.

00:31:23.480 Two generations ago.

00:31:24.140 Slavery was 200 years ago.

00:31:25.520 Yeah.

00:31:26.160 300, right?

00:31:26.900 350 or something?

00:31:27.720 Yeah, 350.

00:31:28.540 Something big.

00:31:29.100 1865?

00:31:30.140 Yeah.

00:31:30.560 1965?

00:31:31.480 Yeah.

00:31:31.800 We're basically 200 years away.

00:31:33.060 200 years.

00:31:33.740 All right.

00:31:34.080 We're in Cringe.

00:31:35.180 We're going to start our Cringe off with a What Happens Next section.

00:31:38.480 Remember we used to do that?

00:31:39.800 Yeah.

00:31:40.160 What Happens Next?

00:31:40.980 We show you like the starting frame of a clip and we do Guess What Happens Next.

00:31:45.300 So this first one, the guy walking down the street in the

00:31:47.700 New York, and then we have four options.

00:31:51.960 What happens next here?

00:31:53.380 A, a truck tire comes down and crushes that guy in the orange shirt.

00:31:58.360 Okay.

00:31:58.640 B, this guy on the right falls down. 0.98

00:32:01.860 The other guy thinks he's being robbed and kicks him in the head. 0.97

00:32:04.780 Okay.

00:32:05.320 C, a window falls 16 stories and crushes the guy in the orange shirt.

00:32:12.420 And we're going to censor that when the impact happens.

00:32:15.380 Okay.

00:32:15.840 Or D, a pit bull attacks them.

00:32:22.020 I think window falling.

00:32:23.720 I think this is a good window fall opportunity.

00:32:26.100 All right.

00:32:26.440 Let's let it rip. 0.99

00:32:27.040 Oh, no.

00:32:33.300 Oh, man.

00:32:34.300 No humanity left.

00:32:35.800 Man.

00:32:36.420 That's a low trust society right there.

00:32:38.380 Yeah. 0.56

00:32:39.260 That guy trips and he immediately gets two face kicks.

00:32:43.060 Yep.

00:32:43.420 Oh, my God.

00:32:43.800 This is New York?

00:32:44.680 I think so.

00:32:45.440 This looks like too many bikes out here to be New York.

00:32:47.500 This looks like some sort of Asian town.

00:32:49.240 Yeah.

00:32:49.500 It's probably some Asian town.

00:32:50.420 I just, that was part of the, that's what happened.

00:32:54.340 Okay.

00:32:55.660 Yeah.

00:32:56.180 So, this is why we're staying up this summer.

00:32:58.360 This is why you can't be falling down.

00:33:00.160 Yeah.

00:33:00.980 Stand tall, I guess.

00:33:02.080 If you fall down, it's like people are either going to think you're doing something bad to

00:33:05.260 them or they're going to film you falling down and like being at your lowest moment.

00:33:09.340 So, this is why you need to stay up this summer or else.

00:33:13.700 All right.

00:33:15.080 Next, the guy on the boat in the Everglades.

00:33:19.180 Okay.

00:33:19.780 Guess what happens next?

00:33:21.460 A, he gets obliterated by a tiger shark.

00:33:26.340 All right.

00:33:27.000 Let it rip.

00:33:28.560 Two seconds.

00:33:29.420 We'll do anything.

00:33:29.820 It says shark attack in Everglades on the video, so.

00:33:34.040 Get him, get him, get him, get him.

00:33:35.660 Oh.

00:33:36.500 Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.

00:33:38.420 You just wait, the shark was just waiting there?

00:33:41.000 I guess, man.

00:33:42.160 That's bad.

00:33:43.080 Yeah.

00:33:43.660 All right, last one.

00:33:44.120 Those little tips they give you, those little tips that are like, no, no, don't ever put a

00:33:47.320 bloody hand or don't ever put fish in there. 0.99

00:33:49.540 Like, there is a one in a million.

00:33:51.660 They don't say that for nothing.

00:33:52.960 Yeah.

00:33:53.540 So, that's, there it is.

00:33:54.780 Keep it 100 in the Everglades, guys.

00:33:56.700 All right.

00:33:57.080 Last clip.

00:33:57.860 These people are hanging out at a barbecue, it looks like.

00:34:01.440 Guess what happens next? 0.89

00:34:02.880 A stray bullet takes out that guy and the white wife beater sitting down. 0.99

00:34:08.060 Okay. 0.99

00:34:08.380 A stray bullet takes him out.

00:34:09.980 B, the house explodes.

00:34:12.000 C, the deck gives out.

00:34:14.160 D, nothing.

00:34:15.580 This is footage from one of Chinese Donut Boy's Airbnbs and nothing happens.

00:34:21.940 I'm going to say the deck blows out.

00:34:23.560 There's a lot of weight here and it looks like some more people are coming.

00:34:26.800 Hey.

00:34:27.860 That's a good guess.

00:34:29.360 All right.

00:34:29.820 Let's see.

00:34:30.660 Oh, Big Mama's walking up the stairs. 1.00

00:34:32.500 Yep.

00:34:32.680 This should be fine.

00:34:33.680 This deck was built with certain standards.

00:34:36.040 Yeah.

00:34:37.420 There's no problem here.

00:34:39.160 Everyone's gone.

00:34:39.940 All right.

00:34:40.240 To the ground.

00:34:40.800 All right.

00:34:41.160 There you go.

00:34:42.000 That's our What Happens Next.

00:34:43.140 Do you like that?

00:34:43.860 Yeah.

00:34:44.280 Easy money.

00:34:45.400 Easy money.

00:34:45.920 I thought, I thought there was no way the first guy was going to get fall and then beaten up.

00:34:51.340 Yeah.

00:34:51.620 I, that, that, like, a lot of times when these guess what happens next things, you're looking at the angle.

00:34:55.720 Like, this looks like a building suicide guy.

00:34:58.100 Like, or this looks like a car's about to peel out.

00:35:01.260 So, a lot of it's from that first frame, but I did not expect that.

00:35:05.540 Thanks.

00:35:07.120 All right.

00:35:07.760 Moving on.

00:35:08.480 You're welcome.

00:35:08.880 You asked me, right?

00:35:11.080 Didn't you?

00:35:11.600 We're still in Cringe of the Week.

00:35:15.120 This is our trans, non-trans cringe. 1.00

00:35:18.040 The pizza guy's not happy with his tip.

00:35:20.760 Hi.

00:35:21.480 Hello.

00:35:22.100 Come here, Max.

00:35:23.260 Thanks.

00:35:28.260 Thanks.

00:35:28.780 Thanks.

00:35:30.260 Yep.

00:35:31.580 There you go.

00:35:32.580 Thank you.

00:35:33.520 You're welcome.

00:35:33.900 Um, I just want to say, it's a nice house for a $5 tip.

00:35:38.700 You're welcome. 1.00

00:35:39.720 Fuck you. 1.00

00:35:41.640 What? 1.00

00:35:43.180 You're fired.

00:35:44.160 Yeah.

00:35:44.920 Uh, he's probably on an app, right?

00:35:46.980 That's not the real, like, he doesn't work for the pizza place.

00:35:49.880 I think he works for the pizza place.

00:35:51.540 Because he has that pizza bag that comes in.

00:35:55.520 $5 on a $20 pizza is not good enough for you.

00:35:58.240 Why don't you just quit the job and go find something better and let an illegal immigrant or a child do this job? 1.00

00:36:02.580 Hit the oil rig, brother. 0.97

00:36:04.240 Like, what are you waiting for?

00:36:05.640 Like, I don't know.

00:36:06.400 If you're, if you're begging for tips and $5 doesn't do it for you.

00:36:10.020 Isn't this a teenager's job? 0.89

00:36:11.520 Yeah.

00:36:11.980 Isn't this some sort of transitory job that, like, shouldn't be, that's for weekend, for weed money?

00:36:16.720 Don't you need it for, like, beer money and, you know?

00:36:19.660 Weed money job for some college kid.

00:36:21.580 For some college kid who's getting stoned.

00:36:23.160 What are you talking about?

00:36:24.180 And then, back in the day, we used to give a $3 tip.

00:36:28.680 That was when I was a kid, and that was, like, normal money, $4.

00:36:31.920 And that was before they stole all the money and all the money went up.

00:36:34.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:35.080 Like, now it's a $40 pizza, something happened.

00:36:37.480 $5 is pretty standard, depending on the distance and stuff like that.

00:36:42.120 Do they still do 5-5-5 deal, Domino's?

00:36:45.160 Rarely, I think.

00:36:45.880 I don't know.

00:36:46.540 You used to be able to get three pizzas for $15 when I was a kid.

00:36:49.260 Now, I get one Domino's pizza, and it's, like, $24.

00:36:52.780 Yeah.

00:36:53.280 So, it's over.

00:36:54.200 They stole the money.

00:36:55.020 Yeah, the game has changed.

00:36:56.100 And you know what?

00:36:56.800 Like, I'm going to assume he's an Uber Eats or whatever instead of the pizza guy, because

00:37:00.720 they do have some of those pizza things.

00:37:02.240 I don't know.

00:37:02.760 Yeah. 0.97

00:37:03.000 But for the sake of argument, like, why the fuck would you work for the mega global app 0.99

00:37:07.060 corp who's always fucking you and depending on tips? 0.99

00:37:10.080 Like, find it. 1.00

00:37:10.920 Just do something else.

00:37:12.120 Do another job.

00:37:13.220 Work overnight security, dog.

00:37:15.420 Like, I'm getting so mad about a $5 tip.

00:37:18.040 Have you never been stiffed?

00:37:19.420 Have you never been tipped zero?

00:37:20.780 What do you do for the zero house?

00:37:22.620 You light it on fire?

00:37:23.680 Yeah.

00:37:24.120 You eat a piece of the pizza.

00:37:25.260 It's a nice house for a $5 tip. 1.00

00:37:27.300 You're lucky I don't fucking kill you. 1.00

00:37:29.600 Get my husband. 1.00

00:37:30.700 Get my husband. 0.89

00:37:31.160 I'm going to stand my ground right now.

00:37:34.400 No, man. 0.57

00:37:34.920 Tip culture is insane.

00:37:36.180 It's gone crazy. 0.95

00:37:37.220 I hate it.

00:37:39.220 Flipping iPads.

00:37:40.220 People want 20% now.

00:37:41.800 I always hit zero.

00:37:43.940 Zero dollars.

00:37:44.700 If it's from a counter, if I work my way across a counter and I say, beans, meat, this,

00:37:50.140 and then you ask me for a tip, no.

00:37:52.920 I always give whatever the middle one is.

00:37:55.040 No.

00:37:55.540 Not me.

00:37:56.180 Not for an iPad flip, guys.

00:37:57.680 Not for an iPad flip.

00:37:58.880 Yeah.

00:37:59.880 But now, I don't know what's what.

00:38:02.660 I give like $7 for Uber Eats.

00:38:05.260 That's a lot.

00:38:06.020 You tip well.

00:38:07.260 That's too much.

00:38:08.020 I do the same thing for Uber Eats, like $6, $7 sometimes.

00:38:11.120 Because that's like their own car, their own thing, blah, blah, blah.

00:38:14.400 But man.

00:38:15.200 And in my head, it's like, if I didn't go to the restaurant myself and I had it brought

00:38:19.100 to my door and it gets slopped here and I could just scarf it.

00:38:22.960 Yeah.

00:38:23.480 I'll pay $7 to not have to go do a whole day of collecting these items.

00:38:27.140 Yeah.

00:38:27.740 But man, it's getting out of control.

00:38:29.440 People give an attitude.

00:38:30.340 I don't expect that.

00:38:32.560 Nice house for a $5 tip.

00:38:34.340 Let me let my dog out.

00:38:36.160 Yeah.

00:38:36.440 The dog is a little chihuahua.

00:38:38.560 But I get your point.

00:38:40.260 All right.

00:38:40.580 Let's move on.

00:38:41.360 We're still in non-trans cringe. 1.00

00:38:43.040 The proposal after the woman goes in the bathroom and the airplane. 0.92

00:38:47.100 He knocks on the bathroom door.

00:38:58.720 Thank you.

00:38:59.300 And everyone's filming.

00:39:02.180 It's the most embarrassing thing you could ever set up.

00:39:04.780 Yeah.

00:39:17.960 We've seen enough, right?

00:39:19.020 Yeah.

00:39:19.540 You do.

00:39:20.160 Yeah.

00:39:20.440 I was going to do a bit where it was going to be like a green screen, but like us in

00:39:27.480 the bathroom and then like put in some sound effects, disgusting sound effects, and then

00:39:32.580 have it come out, have me come out and then everyone's filming and then be like, oh no.

00:39:37.660 But it was just too disgusting.

00:39:39.300 And I don't want my, you know, myself to be presented in that way. 0.99

00:39:43.360 I don't want the audience to see me pretending to shit and then come out. 0.99

00:39:47.400 Blow out stuff. 0.99

00:39:48.320 Yeah.

00:39:48.440 It's too disgusting.

00:39:49.380 I can't do it.

00:39:50.140 But what's your take on that?

00:39:52.280 If any leg of your proposal process includes someone exiting the bathroom, I think you

00:39:59.720 should press pause and just take a step back and go, well, what would my fiance, future wife

00:40:05.440 want to do?

00:40:06.500 Not a good look.

00:40:07.860 On the plane.

00:40:08.720 Where were you?

00:40:09.600 In the bathroom.

00:40:09.660 Where are you coming from?

00:40:11.280 It's like, hey, everyone, she's in the bathroom.

00:40:13.420 It's going to happen in a few minutes.

00:40:14.940 And then like a few minutes go by and then the whole plane's watching the person in the

00:40:18.680 bathroom. 0.98

00:40:20.240 Disgusting. 1.00

00:40:20.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:40:21.060 You grab her hand and her hand's not wet.

00:40:23.340 So she didn't wash her hands.

00:40:25.120 And so I've also seen like some pretty elaborate proposals where like somebody gets a cop to

00:40:32.160 pull over their girlfriend. 0.66

00:40:33.220 And then it's like, or like, hey, we got to rush to the hospital.

00:40:36.000 Your husband just had an aneurysm or something.

00:40:38.120 They kind of like get them off guard and then like go through an emotional thing up and down.

00:40:43.200 And then all of a sudden the guy's kneeling there with the ring.

00:40:45.160 And it's like, you kind of caught her off guard and you tricked her almost.

00:40:49.760 And it's, it's like, what happened to like waiting for a nice moment, like carrying the

00:40:54.320 ring in your pocket for like three weeks and then like waiting for a moment where it feels

00:40:58.580 right or something.

00:40:59.700 Now it's all photographers and the police are involved.

00:41:03.580 Yeah.

00:41:04.060 An ambulance.

00:41:05.020 An ambulance.

00:41:05.720 Your husband's in here.

00:41:06.420 He's in the back.

00:41:07.300 And then he's kneeling.

00:41:08.580 Yeah.

00:41:09.100 I don't get it, man.

00:41:09.940 I don't know.

00:41:10.380 Can't you just do it at the sunset somewhere?

00:41:13.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:41:14.000 Go to a restaurant that you first met.

00:41:16.260 Yeah.

00:41:17.140 Now it's like the cop pulls her over.

00:41:18.600 Then you have like your, your girlfriend like throwing pills and weed out of the car.

00:41:22.800 The cop's like, ooh, what did I just see here?

00:41:26.560 I'm off duty technically because this is a bit, but yeah.

00:41:29.540 Yeah.

00:41:30.300 It's like, oh, you're proposing.

00:41:32.420 I just threw my weed pen out.

00:41:33.880 I don't know.

00:41:34.520 Yeah.

00:41:34.640 On the side of the road.

00:41:36.240 Yeah.

00:41:36.520 So I don't know, man.

00:41:37.540 I don't know what bathroom ambush was, what that guy was thinking, but yeah.

00:41:42.680 Congratulations to the happy couple.

00:41:43.980 If you're happy, but yeah.

00:41:46.060 Yeah.

00:41:46.460 Yeah.

00:41:46.880 I don't know. 0.99

00:41:47.460 I don't like shit like that. 1.00

00:41:48.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:49.080 Don't, don't talk to me near the bathroom about the bathroom when I just got out of the bathroom.

00:41:54.260 Yeah.

00:41:54.720 20 minute buffer after the bathroom before proposing.

00:41:57.360 Yeah.

00:41:57.680 On the airplane.

00:41:58.800 Why don't you just do it in the place you're flying to?

00:42:01.260 That's what I said.

00:42:01.820 It's like, you're either coming from or to a destination, right?

00:42:04.600 You couldn't get it done either way.

00:42:06.040 Whatever.

00:42:06.860 Bathroom.

00:42:07.360 All right.

00:42:07.620 Then she'll go in the bathroom and then it's like. 0.98

00:42:10.080 Immediately after the bathroom.

00:42:11.500 I don't, I don't think that's a good idea.

00:42:13.220 Not good.

00:42:14.000 All right.

00:42:14.260 Moving on.

00:42:14.780 Affirmative action is done.

00:42:16.280 That happened while we were gone.

00:42:18.180 Can we go through a couple of the things that happened while we were gone?

00:42:20.820 Affirmative action.

00:42:21.940 Student loans. 1.00

00:42:23.660 The trans person with the boner. 1.00

00:42:25.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:26.380 Krasensteins. 1.00

00:42:26.900 The trans person with the boner in the bathroom. 1.00

00:42:28.580 The Krasensteins were defending a naked guy in front of kids at the pride parade. 0.99

00:42:32.660 Like there, there were bangers coming out.

00:42:34.240 We missed it all.

00:42:34.800 Yeah.

00:42:34.960 We picked the worst week to go on vacation.

00:42:36.880 I mean, we're going to cover some stuff that might be a little bit old, but we have to

00:42:40.600 cover it. 0.92

00:42:40.880 So affirmative action is done now unless Joe Biden does something ridiculous.

00:42:44.460 It's done in the extent of the law.

00:42:46.660 I think Harvard's still going to go all gas, no brakes on letting the unfortunates in. 1.00

00:42:52.580 Yeah.

00:42:53.000 As we call them.

00:42:53.680 Their essay.

00:42:55.320 Yeah.

00:42:55.700 The worse the essay and the worse the story, the more likely it's going to be like Asian 1.00

00:42:59.920 people trying to sound black. 0.97

00:43:01.220 Yeah. 0.52

00:43:01.580 Yeah.

00:43:01.960 Asian people writing an essay like we was.

00:43:04.220 Some people trying to catch they flight.

00:43:08.960 Security, security.

00:43:09.860 Security, security.

00:43:11.600 So Joy Reid, we have a little funny quote from her.

00:43:15.400 Well, let me just be clear.

00:43:16.720 I got into Harvard only because of affirmative action.

00:43:20.040 No. 1.00

00:43:20.660 You're crazy. 1.00

00:43:21.780 Joy, what are you talking about? 1.00

00:43:23.800 You only got into Harvard because of affirmative action because you're black? 0.71

00:43:26.400 Joy, you're so intelligent. 0.91

00:43:28.120 There's no way that's true.

00:43:29.160 There's no way. 0.98

00:43:30.100 You're a brainiac. 0.95

00:43:31.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:32.220 And then there was that other article about mediocre whites. 0.91

00:43:35.040 What does it say? 0.98

00:43:35.520 Yeah.

00:43:35.680 The Supreme Court has killed affirmative action. 0.99

00:43:38.740 Mediocre whites can rest easier. 0.97

00:43:41.420 It's like, don't you even realize what you're saying with that? 0.99

00:43:45.000 So mediocre whites are better than elite blacks? 0.99

00:43:48.360 So it's like mediocre whites. 0.99

00:43:49.940 And then it's like, that's the level of black people you were letting in. 0.99

00:43:53.100 The people that were the same level of mediocre whites. 0.99

00:43:55.880 No more of that. 0.97

00:43:56.900 Yeah.

00:43:57.680 Crazy.

00:43:58.420 Yeah.

00:43:58.640 And then there's been a bunch of stats, like an Asian student to get into Harvard needs 0.99

00:44:03.720 to score 270 points higher on the SAT to have the same chances of admission as a black person.

00:44:09.980 The stats are pretty overwhelming.

00:44:11.460 The stats were really bad.

00:44:13.120 Yeah.

00:44:13.560 Hey, I've noticed it too.

00:44:15.560 When I went to college, when we went to college, we went to a college that was like made for

00:44:19.480 Native American people.

00:44:20.620 Yeah.

00:44:20.880 Dartmouth College founded 1769.

00:44:23.680 And it was like part of their thing was to educate the Indians, those noble savages. 1.00

00:44:28.500 Yeah.

00:44:29.140 And that was like their whole thing.

00:44:30.380 Yeah.

00:44:30.700 And I'm not just saying this.

00:44:34.120 Every time I was in a class with a Native American person, that person wouldn't have 1.00

00:44:38.240 performed well at my high school.

00:44:40.720 There was one time I had a grade in another girl's essay and do like a peer review.

00:44:44.780 Like it was like pass the papers around.

00:44:46.340 And it was just like, it was something like, it looks like a sixth grader wrote like, oh,

00:44:50.760 the first guy fell and then the other guy came and couldn't find.

00:44:53.940 And then another guy, like it was written like, like a one stream of thought.

00:44:58.020 Then another man came in a blue car.

00:45:00.200 Yeah.

00:45:00.640 He was angry.

00:45:01.500 Yeah.

00:45:01.640 He was angry.

00:45:02.220 But the other guy got scared.

00:45:03.840 Yeah.

00:45:04.200 I was like, what?

00:45:05.020 And I was, I was like, I don't even know.

00:45:06.440 Like, do I make corrections on there, there, like the wrong grammatical stuff?

00:45:10.880 Like, are we even at that level?

00:45:12.360 Yeah.

00:45:12.860 So yeah, I'm glad, I'm glad it's gone.

00:45:15.500 This should be colorblind admissions.

00:45:16.740 If the Asians take it, they take it. 1.00

00:45:18.940 Yeah.

00:45:19.600 To an extent.

00:45:20.140 Let them go to the school and learn all this stuff.

00:45:21.720 Everyone else could just hang out.

00:45:22.840 Yeah.

00:45:23.580 I agree.

00:45:24.660 That's my take.

00:45:25.460 And it's also like, there's a thing with, um, like white people will be in the colleges.

00:45:31.340 That's kind of the point.

00:45:32.360 It's like, there are more 115 IQ white people than there are Asians in America, in the whole country. 0.87

00:45:40.140 So it's like just a very weird thing that this was, and I made a joke, like that this

00:45:46.040 was, I think this was the last piece of institutional racism out there, literally institutions and

00:45:50.980 gays and engaging in racism, but that's obviously not true.

00:45:54.060 We still have the quotas at corporations, uh, United airlines. 0.98

00:45:58.120 We need more black pilots, you know? 0.98

00:46:00.280 So it's getting greasy out there. 0.90

00:46:02.100 There's still a ton of institutional racism.

00:46:03.980 Unfortunately, none of it favors whites.

00:46:05.760 A lot of nepotism favors whites, you know, old, old, old Mr. Arbuckle got his nephew 0.62

00:46:12.140 into the iBanking internship.

00:46:14.380 Like, duh, that's going to happen. 0.80

00:46:16.200 That's not white people.

00:46:17.320 That's just that guy, you know? 0.90

00:46:19.060 He's not like, come on in white boys. 0.99

00:46:21.220 It's just, that's my uncle, you know?

00:46:23.460 I like that stuff.

00:46:24.480 And like, they're trying to get rid of legacies in colleges.

00:46:27.140 Who wouldn't love to inherit their parents' business or something and keep it going? 0.96

00:46:31.300 Wouldn't you want to do that?

00:46:32.900 Like, oh, I went to, I went to Harvard.

00:46:35.080 Now my kid can get in like I got in and then their kid can go.

00:46:38.200 Because I keep donating and we keep.

00:46:39.900 I'm fine with legacies.

00:46:41.420 Legacies are great.

00:46:42.300 That's how you build like a.

00:46:43.260 That's tradition.

00:46:43.840 That's how you build a cultural pipeline, right?

00:46:45.540 You build like a group and they have like norms and traditions continue and.

00:46:51.520 Yeah.

00:46:51.900 They want to take that away.

00:46:53.280 Yeah.

00:46:53.980 But I get it.

00:46:54.680 I get people complaining about legacies, but.

00:46:57.180 I would complain about affirmative action before legacies. 0.86

00:46:59.740 Duh.

00:47:00.060 Of course.

00:47:01.020 So it's like, all right, we get rid of affirmative action. 0.52

00:47:02.440 And now we could have a legacy conversation.

00:47:04.720 Maybe.

00:47:05.560 But also, I'm again, I don't like the traditional education system.

00:47:11.260 I think it's a scam.

00:47:12.120 It costs like 80 grand to go to USC.

00:47:14.320 Oh, yeah.

00:47:14.620 Everything became a scam.

00:47:15.860 So I'm I'm fine with like letting it burn, too.

00:47:19.160 And if you're going to go to college and you live in Illinois, go to the University of Illinois.

00:47:23.320 Get the cheap like, you know, get the state college.

00:47:25.600 Don't make your parents kill themselves trying to go to a private school that's four states away and they have to fly and you go back every Thanksgiving. 1.00

00:47:34.520 Do the cheap shit if you're going to go. 1.00

00:47:35.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:36.140 Do the cheap shit local. 1.00

00:47:37.500 Learn something specific. 0.99

00:47:39.400 My thing is, if you're going to go to college, go to a great college.

00:47:43.000 If you can't get into a great college, go learn something specific at some random place.

00:47:47.780 Yeah.

00:47:48.140 Take geology and then be the guy who finds the oil places that they drill, you know, get something very substantial.

00:47:54.620 Oh, I'm a I'm a R&D person on machine learning for manufacturing, you know, something that's easily.

00:48:01.940 Yeah.

00:48:02.500 You know.

00:48:02.900 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:48:04.080 No need to go to some crap college and blow 400 grand and learn nothing and graduate with everyone else. 0.99

00:48:10.980 Yep. 1.00

00:48:11.140 All right.

00:48:11.800 Moving on.

00:48:12.280 Last piece of non trans cringe. 1.00

00:48:14.180 The Daisy Dukes is dividing the is dividing Twitter.

00:48:19.140 What's the headline?

00:48:19.900 It says Daisy dudes skimpy shorts for men divide Twitter. 0.99

00:48:23.500 Quote, my junk would come out. 0.99

00:48:25.540 Divide Twitter. 0.94

00:48:26.940 I think you just saw some twinks talking about this is great.

00:48:31.460 Yeah.

00:48:32.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:48:33.360 There's not much Twitter division here.

00:48:35.200 Would never wear that. 0.99

00:48:36.760 Guys should never wear that unless you're a homosexual. 1.00

00:48:39.280 Yeah. 0.98

00:48:39.560 In which case, enjoy it.

00:48:40.900 Enjoy Fire Island and we won't see you there.

00:48:44.700 Yeah.

00:48:45.180 So.

00:48:46.040 All right. 0.92

00:48:46.540 Let's move on to our trans cringe. 1.00

00:48:48.980 We have a lot of trans stuff. 0.70

00:48:51.240 Let's see.

00:48:51.860 Jen Psaki.

00:48:53.620 That comes up in trans.

00:48:54.760 OK.

00:48:55.100 OK.

00:48:55.420 I wasn't sure.

00:48:56.300 Jump the gun.

00:48:57.340 All right.

00:48:58.420 So we have some update.

00:49:00.020 Let's see what trans people are doing in the bathroom. 1.00

00:49:02.680 Let's see.

00:49:02.920 They're doing bathroom wise this week. 0.86

00:49:04.800 Everyone will say, oh, you're obsessed with trans people in the bathroom and what you care more 0.83

00:49:08.500 about than anyone else.

00:49:09.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:10.700 I love this shit. 1.00

00:49:11.860 I love this shit. 1.00

00:49:12.900 Sometimes it's on the show every week. 1.00

00:49:14.240 Of course, we're obsessed with trans people and what bathroom they use. 1.00

00:49:16.540 It's all I fucking think about. 1.00

00:49:17.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:17.900 And I'm going to let you in on a secret.

00:49:19.820 It's a big part of what they think about, too.

00:49:22.000 Yeah.

00:49:22.380 They're obsessing.

00:49:23.240 They're going, where can I fit in?

00:49:24.640 Where can I go?

00:49:25.500 Can I get away with it?

00:49:26.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:26.860 I'm fucking bricked up and ready to go piss in the women's bathroom. 1.00

00:49:30.180 We're all bricked up from this. 1.00

00:49:31.740 Yeah.

00:49:32.860 All right.

00:49:33.280 So.

00:49:33.600 All right.

00:49:33.900 So, yeah. 0.98

00:49:34.340 Trans bathroom boner. 1.00

00:49:35.840 This is a trans person in the women's bathroom and they have a boner. 1.00

00:49:39.960 Look at his fucking face, too. 1.00

00:49:42.020 Like this is like some. 1.00

00:49:43.080 This guy should be a Polish construction worker.

00:49:45.060 And instead he's wearing a dress bricked up in the women's bathroom. 0.89

00:49:48.300 And then the women are just openly filming him. 0.55

00:49:50.600 Like, that's the best part.

00:49:51.600 It's like, what are you doing?

00:49:52.540 You waiting on a stall?

00:49:53.620 You just bricked up?

00:49:54.840 You just bricked up. 0.88

00:49:56.200 Watching probably pornography on his phone.

00:49:58.260 Yeah.

00:49:58.860 So, yeah.

00:49:59.920 Guys.

00:50:00.360 Shock. 1.00

00:50:00.860 It's fetish shit. 1.00

00:50:01.680 It always has been. 1.00

00:50:02.720 It proves the theory.

00:50:03.680 Peel off as many layers as you want. 1.00

00:50:05.440 It's fetish shit at the core. 1.00

00:50:06.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:07.280 It's all weird fetish shit. 0.99

00:50:09.080 And, you know, this person's in the woman's bathroom because they don't want to be uncomfortable 0.99

00:50:13.080 in the men's bathroom.

00:50:14.980 So, like, all the women and girls are uncomfortable. 0.98

00:50:19.000 I'd rather this person be uncomfortable in the men's room.

00:50:21.240 It's a universal truth. 0.95

00:50:22.640 Let the sore thumb be the uncomfy guy instead of getting the boner in front of all the women. 0.97

00:50:28.320 Everyone else. 0.96

00:50:28.800 This person's obviously got problems.

00:50:31.060 All right.

00:50:31.640 Let's move on to the guy who says about the transgender euphoria about the bathroom, the 0.99

00:50:36.180 next bathroom guy. 0.98

00:50:37.140 And this is the example where it's like they're equally obsessing over it, too.

00:50:41.260 Yeah.

00:50:41.460 Yeah.

00:50:43.740 Unexpected gender euphoric moment. 0.84

00:50:46.820 So yesterday I went to an event at, like, a convention center.

00:50:50.400 Of course they have divided bathrooms.

00:50:53.300 Yes.

00:50:53.600 And I'm wearing this bad, well-fitting outfit, showing all my curves, my assets.

00:50:59.200 This skirt is tight.

00:51:00.940 Tight, dude.

00:51:02.360 I'm looking fine. 0.98

00:51:03.720 The event is fucking fantastic. 0.98

00:51:05.560 But I got to use the bathroom. 0.99

00:51:07.780 And reality is I'm trans and mask presenting best I can tell. 1.00

00:51:14.120 And therefore, in some spaces, I tend to still use the men's room.

00:51:19.300 It's not my favorite.

00:51:20.560 I'd prefer not to.

00:51:21.820 But I'm trying to keep the peace, I guess.

00:51:30.700 Others come for my safety.

00:51:33.720 I don't know.

00:51:34.460 I might be overthinking it.

00:51:36.300 But anyways, I go to the men's bathroom.

00:51:39.180 And all of the men in there are looking at me like, what are you doing in here?

00:51:45.040 And I'm thinking to myself and looking back like, yeah, I don't know what I'm doing here

00:51:50.000 either.

00:51:50.400 You're a confused one.

00:51:51.840 So he goes on to say that he got euphoria from the men looking at him weird and thinking,

00:51:56.620 oh, I'm out of place in the men's room. 1.00

00:51:57.960 I really am a girl.

00:51:59.400 Yeah.

00:51:59.820 In my skirt. 0.99

00:52:00.560 And it's just everyone's just looking at you because you're like a weird trans person. 1.00

00:52:03.700 You're the freak. 1.00

00:52:04.800 You're the oddity. 0.99

00:52:06.020 It's not like a, what's this person doing?

00:52:08.380 That's a lady. 1.00

00:52:09.280 Put you next to that NBA guy.

00:52:10.760 And we got some oddities.

00:52:12.420 We got a sideshow.

00:52:13.320 Exactly.

00:52:14.040 Yeah.

00:52:14.480 So I do that too.

00:52:15.700 Sometimes like gay guys will see me checking them out because I'm just seeing how much 1.00

00:52:21.680 twink shit they're up to. 1.00

00:52:23.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:23.560 Oh, you're in heels and leather pants and you're wearing a tank top and your ass is out. 1.00

00:52:28.980 Let me get closer. 1.00

00:52:30.120 Yeah.

00:52:30.680 Let me get a real look.

00:52:31.740 What does he smell like?

00:52:33.000 Yeah.

00:52:33.480 Go underneath there.

00:52:34.400 See if our pheromones match.

00:52:35.840 See if I'm, you know.

00:52:37.220 See if we can make some memories in the jacuzzi. 0.71

00:52:39.080 So there's like times where it's like, you'll check out a gay guy just to see how gay they 0.85

00:52:44.620 are and what they're up to just so you can kind of like, oh man, I saw the gayest gay 1.00

00:52:49.520 guy today. 0.86

00:52:50.320 And they think like, oh, everyone's checking me out.

00:52:52.340 I must be, you must like my outfit.

00:52:54.560 Yeah.

00:52:55.360 It's not that.

00:52:56.600 Yeah.

00:52:56.920 Oh, it's like I was turning heads and it's like, you're wearing the giant fake prosthetic 1.00

00:53:00.900 tits. 0.99

00:53:01.420 It's like, yeah, you're going to turn heads. 0.82

00:53:03.420 People couldn't stop looking.

00:53:04.760 It's like, you're looking like a freak show.

00:53:07.160 Oh, and so this is another, I mean, I guess we've already kind of said it, but like how

00:53:10.820 important and validating and whatever this bathroom experience is to this guy, you know,

00:53:16.020 it's like they're obsessed with it too.

00:53:18.440 This other guy's getting hard.

00:53:19.780 He's, he's bricked up. 0.98

00:53:21.180 He's got the boner. 0.97

00:53:22.240 He, they, they let him in. 0.51

00:53:23.400 Nobody's saying anything.

00:53:24.220 And this guy, oh, I got a weird look.

00:53:26.000 It's all very important to them.

00:53:27.940 So don't act like we're the weird ones for being equally obsessed.

00:53:32.060 For being obsessed as well.

00:53:33.740 Obsession is not a weird thing for us.

00:53:36.680 We're just showing it and downloading these videos and saving them.

00:53:40.160 Constantly watching them and, you know, analyzing every frame.

00:53:44.260 All right.

00:53:45.520 Next, the, the dad who has the receipts, the bathroom receipts.

00:53:49.040 So everyone says like, oh, the trans bathroom, it's not even a huge deal.

00:53:52.660 Everyone, the right wing just obsesses over it.

00:53:54.440 It's like, it's a non-event.

00:53:55.880 This guy has the receipts and approves the opposite.

00:53:58.500 Several weeks ago, in a vote to allow trans students to use whatever bathroom they wish,

00:54:04.240 you assured us that these policies were perfectly safe.

00:54:07.540 As neither yourself nor law enforcement could provide a single example of any trans student

00:54:13.560 assaulting any girl in any bathroom, in any school, in any state, anywhere in all, in fact.

00:54:18.420 But not to worry, since you couldn't locate them, I took the trouble too.

00:54:23.080 See, Loudoun County, Virginia, where last year, under district policy, a trans student was

00:54:29.320 allowed into the women's bathroom where he assaulted a girl.

00:54:32.180 To cover it up, they moved him to another school where he did it again.

00:54:36.820 See, Irvine, California last month, where a trans student entered the women's locker room

00:54:41.800 and flashed the girls there. 0.63

00:54:43.800 When they confronted him, he mercilessly beat them.

00:54:47.260 This happened again in Gwinnett County, Georgia.

00:54:49.760 This happened again in Oklahoma City.

00:54:52.360 This happened again in Ohio, where a trans man was allowed to use the locker room,

00:54:57.440 where he was arrested for flashing little girls.

00:54:59.600 That's the YMCA one.

00:55:00.200 The judge dropped the charges after he ruled that this man was too fat for them to see anything.

00:55:05.240 Last month, in this city, a man using they, them pronouns in a scene straight out of Silence of the Lambs

00:55:14.720 hunted down and killed a female jogger because he, quote, wanted to look just like her.

00:55:20.960 And before you say that these are anecdotal evidence, just note that in a survey of trans inmates

00:55:28.900 in federal prisons, half were convicted of sexual assault and 90% were convicted of violent crimes

00:55:35.760 well above the general prison population.

00:55:38.780 Now, it should also be noted that in each of these cases, each of these perpetrators had either changed their pronouns,

00:55:44.920 had undergone transition, or had received gender-affirming therapy and accommodations thereof.

00:55:51.360 Why is this important to note?

00:55:53.260 Probably for the same reason we recognize as a society that you do not affirm

00:55:58.360 that people with anorexia can be healthy in any way.

00:56:00.980 You do not affirm that somebody with schizophrenia is here.

00:56:03.380 So that's good receipts.

00:56:05.240 They always try to play it down like, oh, it's not even a huge deal.

00:56:08.860 This is like a 1% of 1%, no big deal, random people, why are we all obsessed?

00:56:13.700 And it's like, nah, dog, they're everywhere and they're doing everything.

00:56:17.000 And part of the obsession is because it's such a simple thing that's so easy to solve.

00:56:22.160 And it's like someone just needs to be the adult in the room,

00:56:25.280 aka the country or the state, and say, nope.

00:56:28.380 And that just somehow, for some reason, hasn't happened.

00:56:31.760 Because I guess, I don't know, white women or something? 1.00

00:56:34.580 Yeah.

00:56:34.960 Somebody came together and I don't know.

00:56:37.280 And then all the white women got mad and they started getting all emotional. 1.00

00:56:41.640 And then the men are just like watching too much pornography. 0.97

00:56:44.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:44.880 And their brains are fried.

00:56:46.800 And then they just go, oh, whatever you think is bad.

00:56:49.040 We don't want to hurt anybody.

00:56:51.440 We want to protect people.

00:56:52.720 It's not worth this battle, you know?

00:56:54.860 Yep.

00:56:55.440 And then that's what happens and they took everything again. 1.00

00:56:57.680 And then some 16-year-old girl gets fucking raped. 1.00

00:57:00.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:01.140 Mercilessly beaten by some guy in a locker room and you're a girl in high school.

00:57:05.080 Yeah.

00:57:06.180 Nice.

00:57:07.260 All right.

00:57:07.680 Let's play the trans church clip. 0.86

00:57:12.900 This might curse the show.

00:57:14.360 I want you to rise in body or spirit and let us confess our faith today in the words of

00:57:22.740 the Sparkle Creed.

00:57:25.180 I believe in the non-binary God whose pronouns are plural.

00:57:31.460 I believe in Jesus Christ, their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads and saw

00:57:39.480 everyone as a sibling child of God.

00:57:43.120 I believe in the...

00:57:44.220 You don't think that's going to curse the show, right?

00:57:46.320 No, but we need to curse them somehow.

00:57:48.760 We need to reverse it. 0.63

00:57:49.240 Well, they'll curse themselves. 1.00

00:57:51.440 God will smite that church. 1.00

00:57:53.260 Something will happen. 0.98

00:57:53.560 You're asking for a final destination lightning strike situation for stuff like that.

00:57:57.900 Absolutely.

00:57:58.260 The woman leading the whole church in the first line they hit is not about Jesus.

00:58:03.960 It's about the pronouns.

00:58:06.620 The pronouns.

00:58:07.180 Then Jesus had two dads.

00:58:08.400 And it's like someone in there is going to be like, I got to get out of here.

00:58:12.820 The roof's going to collapse.

00:58:14.840 Who are these people, man?

00:58:15.980 That's bad.

00:58:16.800 What happened?

00:58:17.400 Who are these people?

00:58:17.920 That's bad.

00:58:18.400 We have to reverse that.

00:58:20.020 That's not us.

00:58:21.040 The show does not believe that.

00:58:22.360 The audience does not believe that. 0.99

00:58:25.100 There's no authority of that demonic shit here. 0.99

00:58:27.920 All right, let's move on. 0.99

00:58:29.020 Michigan's trying to give people five years or a 10K fine for misgendering.

00:58:33.380 This is another big one we missed, obviously.

00:58:35.560 It came out right after.

00:58:36.760 Whenever they say that, what does that mean?

00:58:39.220 Five years in jail or 10K fine?

00:58:41.720 It's like whatever the judge's discretion could use.

00:58:44.400 So it's not the person's choice who gets in trouble.

00:58:46.800 No, no.

00:58:47.580 I thought it was that.

00:58:48.500 And I was like, pay the 10K.

00:58:50.380 5K?

00:58:51.040 2K?

00:58:51.520 You're locked up for a whole year?

00:58:52.600 Five years.

00:58:53.300 What are you talking about?

00:58:54.260 Yeah, so the Michigan House of Representatives passed new hate speech legislation, which criminalizes misgendering if someone feels terrorized, frightened, or threatened by words, with offenders potentially facing five years and blah, blah, blah.

00:59:06.700 So this could make it a felony.

00:59:11.120 This was passed by the House on June 20th.

00:59:13.440 I don't think it's gone farther than that yet.

00:59:16.460 But yeah, it's all this vague language.

00:59:19.900 Like if you intimidate someone and make them feel, it's like feelings are taken into account and like vibes.

00:59:25.720 If the judge deems the vibes not right, then like five years in jail.

00:59:30.180 So it's unbelievable.

00:59:32.140 It makes pronouns a protected class now.

00:59:36.420 So I guess that's what they're attempting to do.

00:59:39.760 But yeah, no, it's just one of the states swirling around America's toilet right now trying to do too much.

00:59:48.640 Good luck, citizens of Dearborn.

00:59:51.240 All those Muslims.

00:59:52.380 All the Muslims in Dearborn. 0.98

00:59:53.560 Yeah, a reasonable individual to feel terrorized, threatened, frightened, causes them to feel.

01:00:01.460 I don't think we need laws on feeling.

01:00:04.360 Did someone get shot?

01:00:06.220 Did you steal the property?

01:00:08.100 There's no feelings involved in all the rules that I like.

01:00:11.520 But it's crazy because those rules that you like, they don't do those either.

01:00:15.660 I know.

01:00:16.160 You're stealing the property.

01:00:17.120 You stole the car.

01:00:17.980 You shot the person.

01:00:19.280 No one gets in trouble for that.

01:00:20.720 But then we have this stuff where you made someone feel terrorized.

01:00:25.000 Five years.

01:00:26.220 And I have a feeling one person's going to get in trouble and the other one's not.

01:00:32.000 The criminals are going to let go.

01:00:33.140 But if you make a trans person feel a certain way, we have to actually come down on you for that.

01:00:37.480 Yeah, there's like that one quote.

01:00:39.180 Like, for you to have a knife is a grave danger.

01:00:43.060 For the criminal to have the knife is minor, you know, that's expected of them.

01:00:48.300 I don't know.

01:00:48.600 It's some like French quote or maybe whatever.

01:00:50.940 But it's like the dystopia.

01:00:52.400 Like, where a criminal has a knife, you're a law-abiding citizen, you have a knife.

01:00:56.740 But yeah, it's trending like England.

01:00:58.760 Like, we've made the joke on the show.

01:01:00.060 Everybody knows the joke.

01:01:01.100 A woman gets 24 months for arguing on Facebook.

01:01:05.460 And then a rapist gets six months for assault on a 13-year-old.

01:01:10.000 Like, it's the exact same principle.

01:01:11.580 Yeah.

01:01:11.840 How you made someone feel.

01:01:13.200 Oh, you know.

01:01:14.360 They're trying to police thoughts and words and language.

01:01:17.480 And it's not going to end well.

01:01:18.900 Yeah.

01:01:19.400 Judges and the law and courtrooms should have all been one of those things that are like above influence and above right or left.

01:01:28.340 Yeah.

01:01:28.540 And we lost that.

01:01:30.040 Another institution gone.

01:01:31.480 Yeah, exactly.

01:01:32.620 All right.

01:01:32.980 Let's move on.

01:01:36.100 Well, we don't have to play it. 0.80

01:01:37.340 But Jen Psaki on her show had like this long monologue where she basically said that like the right-wingers are convincing Muslims to hate trans people. 0.61

01:01:46.620 And that's why there's all these like anti-Muslim, anti-trans Muslim people. 0.60

01:01:50.980 Yeah.

01:01:51.180 We played some of the clips, the stomping on the flags, the going against it.

01:01:55.300 Right on the nail, Jen.

01:01:56.740 Yeah.

01:01:57.060 Those people that come here and don't assimilate at all and like do their prayers in like the mall.

01:02:02.060 They do the call to prayer over the loudspeakers and they don't change at all.

01:02:05.460 They listen to us about trans people.

01:02:07.380 Yeah.

01:02:08.020 You know, those people who come to Sweden and they don't shake women's hands and they don't interact with anybody and they do their prayers.

01:02:13.320 Yeah.

01:02:13.580 Yeah.

01:02:13.980 We had to really rope them into hating the LGBTQ. 1.00

01:02:18.020 That's us, Jen.

01:02:19.580 All right.

01:02:20.100 On the money as always.

01:02:20.960 Yeah.

01:02:21.520 And then her viewers, like, do you guys believe that?

01:02:24.160 Or are you not even watching?

01:02:25.880 Or is it just being played at the airport?

01:02:28.200 How does it work?

01:02:28.980 I think it's just on the airport on mute.

01:02:31.900 Yeah.

01:02:32.220 And so Jen thinks she can get away with it, but we get the clip.

01:02:35.520 Yeah.

01:02:36.040 All right.

01:02:36.380 Moving on.

01:02:37.220 The military is very trans.

01:02:39.420 Major trans in the military these days.

01:02:42.940 Yeah.

01:02:44.460 Here we have Admiral Levine, of course.

01:02:48.380 Yep.

01:02:48.580 Then we have this new one, Major Rachel something.

01:02:51.920 Rachel Jones, Major.

01:02:53.580 Rachel Jones.

01:02:54.620 Pure American name.

01:02:56.040 Rachel Jones.

01:02:57.560 She, her.

01:02:58.560 My pronouns are she, her.

01:03:00.180 He's got all the little cute things on his desk.

01:03:02.440 This is the worst physiognomy I've ever seen.

01:03:05.240 This guy's like a little frumpy, little nothing. 0.92

01:03:07.920 There's no standards, I guess, because they are trans, so they're a protected class. 0.99

01:03:12.800 They don't have to do workouts.

01:03:13.840 Yeah.

01:03:14.520 I guess.

01:03:15.200 I don't know.

01:03:15.560 There's a lieutenant colonel, this one.

01:03:17.320 Another, another trans person. 0.96

01:03:19.140 Then we have Admiral Levine.

01:03:20.260 So we have all the, and these are not like grunt, frontline foot soldiers.

01:03:25.100 Yeah.

01:03:25.280 You don't go trans on day one of bootcamp. 1.00

01:03:28.020 You go after you're in a leadership position.

01:03:30.680 These people are like Lieutenant Colonels and Majors and General Admiral.

01:03:35.960 Yeah.

01:03:36.340 Lieutenant Colonel Adam Zappel reporting for duty, sir.

01:03:39.420 Like these are really high up positions.

01:03:41.660 So like the over-representation of trans people, trans people are like what?

01:03:45.880 0.1% of the population?

01:03:47.520 Yes.

01:03:47.920 Yes.

01:03:48.160 Even less.

01:03:48.880 And it's like, there's four people right there all in leadership positions in our military.

01:03:54.940 You salute the rank, not the woman. 0.99

01:03:57.340 That's so bad.

01:03:59.200 Major.

01:03:59.940 You know who else is a major?

01:04:01.060 Dick Winters.

01:04:02.080 Easy company.

01:04:03.280 Ever heard of it?

01:04:04.340 And he wasn't even a major when he landed on D-Day.

01:04:07.140 Yeah.

01:04:07.740 When he led the assault on Breckcourt Manor.

01:04:09.560 So, yeah.

01:04:10.640 So after he did the D-Day assault, he became a major.

01:04:14.060 Yeah.

01:04:14.440 Like after a year on French and German soil.

01:04:17.940 So I wonder what these trans people did to earn that same accolade.

01:04:21.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:21.640 Took a dick in their butt. 1.00

01:04:23.060 I don't know, man. 1.00

01:04:24.900 But, man, morale, you know?

01:04:27.640 Hey, the military is going to have that Bud Light morale ASAP.

01:04:31.280 Yeah.

01:04:31.700 I think we're there already.

01:04:32.940 And it's a slippery slope.

01:04:33.940 And it's another proof of the slippery slope.

01:04:36.720 You let women in the military. 1.00

01:04:38.380 Okay.

01:04:38.920 That sounds good.

01:04:40.020 Don't ask, don't tell.

01:04:41.120 And then they fight that.

01:04:42.080 Everyone should be in the military.

01:04:43.940 You know, women, what else? 1.00

01:04:45.580 They can help.

01:04:46.520 So you lower the standards.

01:04:48.040 Yep.

01:04:48.300 And then now women are in the military. 1.00

01:04:49.720 And then no one else is a woman? 1.00

01:04:51.060 A guy who thinks he's a woman.

01:04:53.080 And then you have that person.

01:04:54.540 And then you know what happens?

01:04:56.200 Globalist deep state puppeteers come in and use that trans person like a pawn to do whatever they want.

01:05:01.740 And it's all because the slippery slope got slippery.

01:05:05.400 The slope always gets slippery.

01:05:07.060 Oh, yeah.

01:05:07.540 That's the overarching theme and point here.

01:05:10.600 My thing is-

01:05:11.760 It's always going to be a slippery slope.

01:05:12.940 And I think that it accelerates.

01:05:15.060 It goes even slipperier the farther you go down.

01:05:17.480 So that's what we're learning.

01:05:18.560 Emerald Levine, Major Rachel, Vindman, Lieutenant Colonel, whatever.

01:05:23.100 Vindman in there with the trans.

01:05:25.580 All right. 0.80

01:05:26.180 Last piece of trans cringe, the Elijah poll. 1.00

01:05:29.960 Yeah, let's see.

01:05:31.620 What's Elijah up to?

01:05:32.900 He's in Australia now.

01:05:34.260 He's in Australia.

01:05:35.500 He did a poll. 1.00

01:05:36.400 Shit's turn on Twitter. 1.00

01:05:38.260 He goes, would you rather have your son be in the KKK or be in the LGBTQ? 0.99

01:05:43.000 75% of people said the KKK.

01:05:46.380 And then Xavier from PragerU says-

01:05:49.960 He goes, I hate it here, face emoji.

01:05:52.600 I'm fighting for my life to convince people that the right isn't full of racists or bigots.

01:05:56.340 But then there's this.

01:05:58.000 That's just how things are around here, buddy.

01:06:00.420 Oh, Xavier.

01:06:01.360 I'm fighting for my life.

01:06:02.680 Nobody asked you to do that, man.

01:06:04.120 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:06:05.100 That's just how it is, man.

01:06:06.520 That's just how things are.

01:06:08.060 Yeah.

01:06:08.580 Given the old school way of thinking, that's just how things are around these parts.

01:06:13.300 Well, let's break this down. 0.92

01:06:14.380 Would you rather your son be a flamboyant gay guy taking prep and getting blown out on Fire Island over Fourth of July like Rob? 1.00

01:06:22.180 Well, actually, that's- never mind. 0.97

01:06:24.960 What kind of picture are you painting?

01:06:26.680 That might be slander, too.

01:06:28.940 So, would you rather have that brutal hypothetical that I just mentioned or like these guys be involved in like the KKK, which now is like maybe in a clubhouse in southern Indiana somewhere.

01:06:39.080 Yeah.

01:06:39.420 They hang out and they drink, not Bud Light anymore, but they hang around and they shoot cans with a BB gun.

01:06:45.060 And they don't like attack or do anything.

01:06:46.800 There's nothing.

01:06:47.540 There's nothing going on.

01:06:48.560 It's just a camaraderie of white guys. 0.62

01:06:50.280 So, would you rather your daughter or your son become a girl?

01:06:53.580 Yeah.

01:06:54.080 Or your son be like really taking seriously the race and IQ and all that, like, you know, whatever the KKK current thing of thinking is?

01:07:05.060 Yeah.

01:07:05.700 I don't know.

01:07:06.220 Not LGBTQ. 1.00

01:07:08.440 I'm not leaning towards LGBTQ. 0.97

01:07:10.120 Well, the answer is not trans. 0.96

01:07:11.500 KKK, I can have five grandkids, right?

01:07:14.320 Yeah.

01:07:14.860 And it's like the KKK, it's just a matter of pride. 0.89

01:07:18.160 Yeah.

01:07:19.180 The KKK, you take pride in your race and your heritage, your tradition. 0.83

01:07:23.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:24.400 The LGBT, you take pride in your butt. 1.00

01:07:27.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:28.400 And you're happy about that.

01:07:29.520 Yeah.

01:07:30.320 That was like a bit, too.

01:07:31.600 We're not making fun of Xavier.

01:07:33.000 Yeah, we kind of are, though.

01:07:34.160 Yeah. 0.98

01:07:34.380 Nobody fucking cares. 1.00

01:07:35.320 Don't be a fucking pussy. 1.00

01:07:37.020 Don't be a pussy. 1.00

01:07:38.160 Oh. 1.00

01:07:39.100 Oh, man.

01:07:40.220 I'm fighting so hard.

01:07:41.440 I'm fighting so hard for the right wing and everyone wants to be the KKK.

01:07:46.800 You're like, we're not making fun of Xavier and then we got ten times worse.

01:07:51.740 Oh, man.

01:07:52.400 You know.

01:07:54.080 Everyone's doing a bit.

01:07:55.180 Don't be a baby.

01:07:56.020 Yeah.

01:07:56.280 Everyone's doing a bit.

01:07:57.360 Yo.

01:07:57.920 Come on.

01:07:57.940 It's like a joke.

01:07:58.660 You're just like trying to make the LGBTs feel bad.

01:08:01.880 Yeah. 0.91

01:08:02.040 So you pick KKK to show how bad the LGBTs are. 1.00

01:08:04.940 We're shitting on them. 1.00

01:08:06.060 We're shitting on them. 0.99

01:08:06.680 No one's getting tied up. 1.00

01:08:10.200 Should I talk about that gay guy who DM'd me? 0.87

01:08:13.580 Yeah. 0.79

01:08:14.300 So some gay guy DM'd me and he goes, hey.

01:08:17.960 And now I actually feel bad because we're doing this on the main show.

01:08:21.180 This was going to be Bonusland.

01:08:23.140 But he goes.

01:08:23.520 You want to do it on Bonusland?

01:08:25.440 Sure.

01:08:26.500 Bonusland.

01:08:27.020 And you'll hear that story.

01:08:27.720 Sure.

01:08:28.020 Sure. 0.93

01:08:29.460 Fuckistalks.com. 1.00

01:08:30.340 And the guy who DM'd me is going to come to Bonusland now and be like, oh, man, fuck. 1.00

01:08:34.360 Fuckistalks.com. 0.98

01:08:35.440 You'll get that story because we can't tell it here.

01:08:37.660 All right.

01:08:37.840 We're in Urban Decay and we are.

01:08:39.840 Behind.

01:08:40.440 A little behind.

01:08:41.660 We got it though.

01:08:42.360 We're going to go quick.

01:08:43.040 It was always going to be a long epi.

01:08:44.500 Yeah.

01:08:45.100 France. 1.00

01:08:46.160 Obviously, shit's popping off in France. 1.00

01:08:48.060 Not going to make it. 0.99

01:08:49.020 We have a lot of stuff.

01:08:50.740 We're going to go through fast because it's old news at this point.

01:08:53.400 Yeah.

01:08:53.740 Whatever.

01:08:54.260 Oh, yeah.

01:08:54.660 That was the other thing that I forgot to list.

01:08:56.100 We completely missed a France race war riot thing.

01:08:59.640 Yeah.

01:09:00.260 And if you think it's anything other than that, then you're not paying attention.

01:09:03.880 You know?

01:09:04.140 Yeah.

01:09:04.760 So look at this first guy with a knife.

01:09:06.360 This is a French.

01:09:07.220 This is in France. 0.82

01:09:08.220 A French guy with a knife.

01:09:09.280 Lovely Frenchman.

01:09:11.260 Oh, yeah.

01:09:11.860 Does not look good.

01:09:15.660 This is crazy because I always thought the French were like- 1.00

01:09:18.620 That's a direct descendant of Robespierre.

01:09:20.380 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:20.800 I thought they were like wine drinking homosexuals. 1.00

01:09:24.600 But this French guy looks like he means business. 0.98

01:09:27.440 This French guy looks like he's straight from Algeria, mate. 1.00

01:09:30.920 All right.

01:09:31.400 Next.

01:09:32.700 The country's-

01:09:34.140 France is getting reverse George Floyd-ed.

01:09:35.740 Yeah.

01:09:36.140 It looks like George Floyd is smiling upon this.

01:09:39.380 Reverse George Floyd in France.

01:09:41.160 Guy with the police on top of the police's neck.

01:09:44.220 I kind of think what they're doing here is they're beta testing their third world illegals. 1.00

01:09:50.620 Seeing how resilient they are and how much they can disrupt.

01:09:53.620 And how receptive they are and how much they can get them to like go crazy on everybody.

01:09:57.560 Yeah.

01:09:57.880 And I think that could be the model for 2024 where you have like a Muslim get killed by a cop and then you have all the people you sent over the southern border in the last two years, three years going crazy in the streets alongside with Antifa and it's a good George Floyd too. 0.97

01:10:13.680 You know, I have faith in the Mexicans that they're not the group to do this. 0.98

01:10:18.240 But I think all the people like these types came across with the Mexicans on our southern border. 0.99

01:10:22.940 Oh, for sure.

01:10:23.500 For sure.

01:10:23.880 We have a ton of these Muslims.

01:10:25.560 For sure.

01:10:26.040 For sure.

01:10:26.500 That are not happy. 1.00

01:10:27.460 But I have faith in the Mexicans that they don't engage in this type of blind racial shit like this. 1.00

01:10:32.680 Yeah, they wouldn't. 1.00

01:10:33.740 But if it was a Muslim person, because they kind of, they're losing the Muslims to the right wing in a way with all the LGBT stuff. 0.92

01:10:43.360 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:43.800 Like all the trans shit and all the kids stuff. 1.00

01:10:45.560 They're probably worried about that. 0.99

01:10:46.660 How do you get them back?

01:10:47.640 You, George Floyd, a Muslim innocent person. 0.99

01:10:50.880 Then everyone goes crazy and they kill everyone and then they vote Democrat. 0.78

01:10:54.180 I don't know.

01:10:54.600 Is that even how it works?

01:10:55.660 I don't know.

01:10:56.460 It's a dirty game.

01:10:57.540 But this is like exhibit A why you have the Second Amendment. 0.99

01:11:01.900 The Second Amendment exists and it'll never go away in America because these people, some of the shit they were doing, stealing the bus, just lighting shit on fire. 0.99

01:11:10.520 I saw that fat guy walking away with cooking oil, just stealing. 0.99

01:11:14.480 They're looting.

01:11:14.920 I saw a guy get his hands cut off and his bones smashed because he was trying to stop them from destroying his car.

01:11:20.700 I missed that one.

01:11:21.780 I never saw that.

01:11:22.480 Hands fully cut off.

01:11:23.240 They were next to his body.

01:11:24.780 Then we have this lady right here. 1.00

01:11:26.140 We'll just play it in the background.

01:11:27.380 Yeah.

01:11:27.700 We have this lady on the ground begging the military police not to do anything because she doesn't want to be racist. 1.00

01:11:34.460 Please do not go fight.

01:11:36.000 Please.

01:11:36.700 Yeah.

01:11:37.000 Oh, no. 0.99

01:11:37.860 We need to not get the Muslim people mad at us because they're already mad at us and they're already destroying the whole city and the whole country. 1.00

01:11:44.160 Yeah. 0.97

01:11:44.740 So that's why it's like I don't take political advice from women. 1.00

01:11:47.560 Yeah.

01:11:47.900 You know?

01:11:48.300 Listening to women, lady.

01:11:49.320 They don't know how – what it took. 0.99

01:11:51.280 And you know how we've always had that running bit of people get too far away from how food is made and then they start doing trans shit and they start getting their brain all wired. 1.00

01:12:01.880 People are also – and especially women in America, the women voting bloc, they're too far away from having to fight for a country, having to fight for your existence, you know? 0.97

01:12:13.660 Yeah.

01:12:14.000 So we're too far away and it's, no, not everything.

01:12:16.660 Let's be the multi-ethnic whatever. 0.98

01:12:18.980 We're the melting pot.

01:12:20.260 They're too far away from –

01:12:21.780 And it's like, no, we're not – we weren't the melting pot.

01:12:23.120 Exactly.

01:12:23.740 We were some, but we were 90% white in 1985.

01:12:26.940 America was 90% white in 1985, right?

01:12:29.460 So like the melting pot, sure, there were some and there were always, you know, refugees and little cliques, but we're not – we never were that.

01:12:37.620 And there was a melting pot of like Italians and Irish and Germans.

01:12:40.560 Yeah.

01:12:41.020 It was a different type of fondue.

01:12:42.540 Exactly.

01:12:43.100 All Europeans.

01:12:44.400 But yeah, it was a different kind of a fondue.

01:12:46.740 It was a very European fondue.

01:12:48.280 It was a very European fondue.

01:12:49.620 But yeah, so anyway, we're both too far away from a lot of how the food was made and we're becoming too far away from having to fight for your own country, for your own land.

01:13:00.080 Remember back in the day when the women used to draw the fake lines on their legs because they couldn't have nylon whatever's on their stockings because they needed it for parachutes? 1.00

01:13:08.780 So they would draw fake ones.

01:13:10.300 That was them, you know, closer to how the food is made.

01:13:14.900 Yeah, doing riveters, Rosie the Riveter. 1.00

01:13:18.160 They were involved.

01:13:19.520 Yeah, she was kind of made up.

01:13:20.740 Now everyone got real comfortable and all those people died and stopped telling everyone what could be if things go south.

01:13:26.860 Yeah.

01:13:27.280 Which is not good.

01:13:28.500 There was this clip right here of a dad who caught his son riding in France and he took him back and put him in the car.

01:13:34.920 This is good action.

01:13:35.820 Yeah, whatever.

01:13:42.500 It is too.

01:13:43.300 Got it.

01:13:43.900 Pretty good.

01:13:45.060 Love to see it.

01:13:45.980 And then we also have some nationalist groups popping up in France protecting the streets and stuff.

01:13:49.760 So that's good to see.

01:13:50.800 Yeah.

01:13:51.140 It's good to see.

01:13:51.940 Now let's go into urban decay back at home.

01:13:56.040 What's going on here?

01:13:57.060 Things are better here.

01:13:58.300 We've got our own problems.

01:13:59.480 We got our own problems, but it looks like one of them has been solved.

01:14:01.880 The looters saw the light and they returned the clothes.

01:14:07.260 Our looters.

01:14:09.160 Look at this.

01:14:10.360 All of our looters are putting the clothes back.

01:14:12.720 They said, wow, America's not really racist.

01:14:17.100 And they put all these racks back.

01:14:19.760 We've like already done this.

01:14:21.020 We have.

01:14:21.480 Whatever.

01:14:22.400 But in seriousness, we do have another looting.

01:14:25.220 This dry cleaner got looted.

01:14:27.560 Yeah.

01:14:27.800 So I want to preface this a little bit.

01:14:30.060 Like we show stealing all the time.

01:14:32.600 We show different tactics.

01:14:33.520 We show different things.

01:14:35.720 And just when I think we're at the tip of the iceberg or we've climbed to the top of Mount Everest and we can look and say, wow, we've lost it all.

01:14:42.780 They do something new.

01:14:44.400 So this is a dry cleaner.

01:14:47.580 As you can tell by the individual plastics on all the jackets and shirts, these guys take the whole rack from the dry cleaner.

01:14:55.220 From some nice Asian lady. 1.00

01:14:57.140 And it's, yeah, it's probably a family owned Asian lady shop. 0.99

01:15:00.160 And everyone used to always say, oh, you steal from Walmart.

01:15:02.560 They have insurance so they can handle it.

01:15:04.620 Oh, they're a billion dollar corporation.

01:15:07.360 It's like you stole everyone's dry cleaning from a local place.

01:15:11.100 It's like you just stole like one or two shirts from a bunch of people in town.

01:15:15.000 You just stole Mike's shirt.

01:15:16.860 Jeff has an interview.

01:15:18.560 Jeff's got to go to the wedding next week.

01:15:20.240 His suit's gone.

01:15:21.280 And these are all like, these are not even new clothes.

01:15:24.220 These are older used clothes that are getting clean because they're like higher end clothes, probably for work.

01:15:29.740 And you just stole a rack of people's work clothes, all different sizes, all different brands.

01:15:34.560 That's where we're at now.

01:15:35.940 You just took it.

01:15:36.860 And we're not even at rock bottom.

01:15:38.900 I'm waiting to see what comes next.

01:15:41.020 Yeah, I want reparations for that.

01:15:43.480 I'm going to leave a little, I'll have to do a little running tally this Urban Decay.

01:15:47.580 And anytime I see something I don't like, I want reparations for it.

01:15:51.320 Exactly.

01:15:52.020 I'm thinking we need some major reparations that we got to get to.

01:15:56.860 But so, again, the cutting edge of theft in Urban Decay, the dry cleaners.

01:16:03.480 How about the next cutting edge?

01:16:05.500 This guy. 0.79

01:16:06.720 Street rat, drug addict, presumably, brings in the blowtorch to get past the plastic shoplifting locks. 0.89

01:16:12.900 So he's using a blowtorch to melt plastic in a store. 0.51

01:16:16.700 I want reparations for that.

01:16:18.280 Yeah, you know those plastic fumes that you get from melting plastic with a 300 degree blowtorch?

01:16:22.880 Those are great.

01:16:23.740 And then the fire's going.

01:16:25.120 It's like this guy, these guys are watching him. 0.96

01:16:27.960 This guy should be knocked out. 0.76

01:16:29.460 He's doing arson. 0.99

01:16:30.720 Yeah.

01:16:30.940 He could.

01:16:31.620 And, oh, no, I trust the drug addicted broad daylight thief to know when the fire got a little too out of hand.

01:16:40.720 It's like, no, your whole operation's at risk here, Walgreens. 0.99

01:16:44.940 So, and look at his fat legs. 0.98

01:16:46.980 He's got those fat fentanyl legs. 0.98

01:16:49.360 Something goes on there when you're on the street. 0.61

01:16:51.580 Yeah.

01:16:52.080 Bad drink. 0.99

01:16:53.060 Quick trial, death penalty.

01:16:56.080 Anyone else want to steal?

01:16:57.620 You know me, yeah.

01:16:58.960 There's a Hennessy Thieves, too.

01:17:00.580 Same thing.

01:17:01.220 Let's play it in the background.

01:17:02.400 Yeah.

01:17:02.620 These people are stealing Hennessy.

01:17:04.380 I want reparations for that.

01:17:05.860 Yep.

01:17:06.160 And you stole the dry cleaning. 0.93

01:17:08.040 Yep.

01:17:08.560 So I'm making a list.

01:17:09.540 I'm making a list.

01:17:10.140 I'm checking it twice.

01:17:11.100 I'm checking it twice.

01:17:12.360 Toweling up this bill.

01:17:14.400 All right. 0.77

01:17:14.980 Let's go to the guy who got attacked, then calls the cops, and then the cops arrest the guy, and then the guy starts crying because the person being arrested is black. 0.69

01:17:22.980 He was arrested and charged with simple assault and terroristic threats.

01:17:26.340 Following his arrest, he was transported to the DeKalb County Jail.

01:17:30.620 Let's go to the small car, please.

01:17:32.900 There he is.

01:17:35.240 Nice, young black man.

01:17:36.880 Why is it happening?

01:17:37.560 I'm being arrested?

01:17:40.220 Yes.

01:17:40.420 Yes.

01:17:41.340 For what?

01:17:43.620 For what?

01:17:44.980 I'll be with you in just one second.

01:17:47.680 Are you arrested?

01:17:48.820 Mm-hmm.

01:17:49.520 I just wanted to leave this alone.

01:17:50.940 But still, he, um, I will need for you to fill out a statement for him.

01:17:58.220 I don't want him arrested.

01:17:59.120 I just wanted to leave this alone.

01:18:00.040 I know, but he had a weapon on him, and it was terrorist threats.

01:18:03.860 Brandishing is not a crime with a knife.

01:18:05.480 Brandishing is only a crime for a gun.

01:18:07.720 Terroristic threats, though, sir.

01:18:09.000 Because he said, die to me, and had his knife out?

01:18:14.280 What? 0.94

01:18:14.580 All that was done. 1.00

01:18:16.480 This guy's got no fucking survival instinct. 1.00

01:18:19.040 And he starts to cry. 1.00

01:18:20.160 I thought you were going to arrest him.

01:18:21.980 I wouldn't call it.

01:18:22.620 I just wanted to leave this alone.

01:18:24.600 I understand.

01:18:24.940 He's going to get a part.

01:18:25.600 I still have a job to do. 0.95

01:18:26.920 No, he's going to think I'm doing this because I'm white, and he's black.

01:18:31.480 Or he's homeless, and I'm not.

01:18:33.360 I don't want that.

01:18:33.860 But did he do what he did?

01:18:35.820 Yeah, but I don't want him thinking I did it because he's in whatever situation he's in.

01:18:40.400 I just wanted to leave this alone.

01:18:42.060 I doubt that. 1.00

01:18:43.940 What a pussy. 1.00

01:18:45.720 I just want to knock that guy out. 1.00

01:18:48.560 He said he doesn't want the guy to get arrested.

01:18:51.160 He starts crying. 0.96

01:18:52.120 He goes, he's going to think I'm arrested because he's black. 1.00

01:18:55.600 We missed so much good shit this week. 1.00

01:18:57.540 Didn't he pull a knife out and say, I'd die? 1.00

01:19:02.460 Didn't he do that?

01:19:03.400 Yeah.

01:19:04.780 That's the kind of guy who's like, I forgive you as the knife is being twisted around in his heart. 1.00

01:19:11.180 What a fucking moron. 1.00

01:19:12.700 No survival instinct. 1.00

01:19:13.720 And that guy's too far away from fighting for a country.

01:19:16.100 He's too far away from how the food's made.

01:19:17.740 He doesn't understand how quick someone can nick a jugular and end your life.

01:19:22.160 I didn't want him.

01:19:24.240 It's okay.

01:19:25.040 He's bleeding out.

01:19:25.600 I'm bleeding that much.

01:19:27.120 See?

01:19:27.920 See?

01:19:28.260 No, don't arrest him.

01:19:29.660 So, you know, some people are beyond saving.

01:19:31.600 Some people are beyond, you know, having that dog in them, that instinct, self-preservation,

01:19:37.700 whatever you want to call it.

01:19:38.940 Yeah.

01:19:39.260 And they're dry babies.

01:19:40.420 Exactly.

01:19:40.860 This mindset plus a Soros DA is the globalist parlay of a lifetime.

01:19:45.820 Yeah.

01:19:46.300 And that's why there are no more Walgreens in San Francisco.

01:19:50.080 Yeah.

01:19:50.280 This is why we literally can't have nice things because people don't even want to see criminals

01:19:55.060 locked up.

01:19:55.780 Yeah.

01:19:56.020 94 crime bill.

01:19:57.420 The real red pill.

01:19:58.680 94 crime bill wasn't far enough.

01:20:00.880 Yeah.

01:20:01.160 We need more people in jails. 0.65

01:20:02.820 We need more jails. 0.99

01:20:04.080 Yep.

01:20:04.820 Build them.

01:20:05.500 Yeah.

01:20:06.280 Um, exactly.

01:20:07.920 This guy crying because he doesn't want the guy getting arrested who threatened you with 0.89

01:20:12.520 a knife to think he's getting arrested because he's black. 0.94

01:20:16.060 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:16.600 It's like, aren't you a fucking idiot? 1.00

01:20:18.140 Didn't he just threaten to kill you? 1.00

01:20:19.740 You stupid bitch. 1.00

01:20:21.140 All right. 1.00

01:20:21.480 Well, he's beyond saving.

01:20:22.800 Um, and we might see his, that's the kind of guy who like, we might see his obituary

01:20:26.900 sometime soon.

01:20:27.620 Like, oh, he picked up a hitchhiker who was down on his luck and got stabbed eight times

01:20:32.740 in the neck.

01:20:33.160 Yeah.

01:20:33.320 You know, that type of guy doesn't learn.

01:20:34.580 So the next clip is the guy who kills three random people randomly, stranger, stranger

01:20:40.500 enters.

01:20:41.360 Prosecutors say 74 year old Bruno DeMore, his 73 year old wife, Gilda, and her 97 year

01:20:47.380 old mother, Lucia Arpino were stabbed and beaten to death.

01:20:52.360 Investigators say the accused killer, Christopher Ferguson, randomly targeted the victim's home

01:20:56.820 on Broadway in Nonantum, breaking in through a basement window.

01:21:00.720 That's good.

01:21:01.640 You know how it is.

01:21:02.520 Random.

01:21:02.820 Yeah. 0.95

01:21:03.240 Random three people beat and killed.

01:21:05.540 It's always random. 1.00

01:21:06.620 Oh, stranger randomly kills three white people after saying, I hate white people for who 1.00

01:21:12.480 knows what reason. 1.00

01:21:13.560 We may never know his motives.

01:21:15.160 Yeah.

01:21:15.540 Unknown reasons.

01:21:16.540 Every time.

01:21:17.440 Did any of you guys hear about this?

01:21:19.020 Like, this didn't really register anywhere.

01:21:21.980 Didn't hear about it at all.

01:21:23.180 Local news, you know, nothing crazy.

01:21:25.560 But, you know, black people got lynched in 1800.

01:21:31.260 So, you know, they want reparations.

01:21:33.600 It could be related to that.

01:21:34.800 For that.

01:21:35.300 But this guy, you know, no biggie here.

01:21:37.340 The three white people dead. 0.58

01:21:39.620 Yeah.

01:21:39.940 Both sides have problems.

01:21:41.540 Yeah.

01:21:42.420 So, uh, I want reparations for that.

01:21:44.920 I want reparations for that as well.

01:21:46.300 Yeah.

01:21:46.800 And then, so should we go to, I guess that kind of leads us into the euphemism game.

01:21:51.580 Exactly.

01:21:52.620 So, uh, we saw this.

01:21:54.200 Everybody saw this.

01:21:55.040 I'm sure stranger stabs family's 11 year old dog to death, basically eviscerating it while

01:22:00.280 unprovoked while owner played pickleball.

01:22:03.020 Oh, stranger, stranger, random stranger, golden retriever.

01:22:08.220 Yeah.

01:22:08.480 It's like everything is a stranger or random actor.

01:22:12.840 Yeah.

01:22:13.420 Teens or young people, young people attack old woman.

01:22:18.240 Teens go.

01:22:19.560 Here's another one.

01:22:20.100 And the trans shooter who shot five people, uh, killed five and injured two kids in Philadelphia. 0.58

01:22:24.920 They called him a computer nerd.

01:22:27.380 Yeah.

01:22:28.040 The computer nerd just started firing.

01:22:30.140 What is that?

01:22:30.840 What happened?

01:22:31.480 And there's another one with the teens not going to, um, the rec center in St. Louis.

01:22:36.340 Yeah.

01:22:37.100 That's, that's kind of, uh, a little different, but yeah.

01:22:41.060 St. Louis expands rec center hours to combat teen violence, but the teens don't show.

01:22:46.420 They're out doing the violence.

01:22:48.220 Yeah.

01:22:48.880 They love the game.

01:22:50.100 They love being out there driving in a car with, with a gun under the floorboard.

01:22:54.920 They love it.

01:22:55.920 St. Louis city officials extended hours at two recreation centers this weekend in hopes

01:22:59.840 of keeping teens out of trouble.

01:23:01.540 On the first night, there was a selfie booth, a DJ, and even African drumming.

01:23:05.960 One thing was missing.

01:23:07.220 The teens.

01:23:07.860 No one came.

01:23:08.600 No one likes that.

01:23:09.820 We like shooting the Glock.

01:23:10.960 We like the Glock with the switch.

01:23:12.600 Blick, blink.

01:23:13.360 Yeah.

01:23:13.620 I just got my library card on gang.

01:23:16.400 Yeah.

01:23:16.660 And then this is like this stuff of the people who are getting killed.

01:23:19.400 It sounds like similar to the COVID experimental, you know what, when everyone was just randomly

01:23:24.060 dying, died suddenly.

01:23:25.600 So if you're going to die suddenly in America, you either got an experimental, you know what 0.99

01:23:29.380 in your arm or you got black violence. 0.97

01:23:32.860 That's how you die suddenly. 0.83

01:23:34.000 It's pretty simple.

01:23:34.960 I mean, it's not that hard.

01:23:36.480 Yeah.

01:23:37.020 The teens at the gun center.

01:23:39.400 Like, oh yeah, those Swedish teens.

01:23:41.980 Exactly.

01:23:42.560 They really love their gun violence.

01:23:44.120 All right.

01:23:44.420 Let's do last clip. 0.97

01:23:45.780 This will be transitioning to uplifting gold.

01:23:48.460 So it's in between Urban Decay and Uplifting Gold. 0.90

01:23:50.580 The nine month pregnant woman shoots back at the bad guys and kills them with the gun. 1.00

01:23:54.880 Uplifting decay. 0.87

01:23:56.000 Uplifting decay.

01:23:57.560 Pregnant woman just standing there at the gas station. 0.99

01:24:00.640 Very pregnant. 0.99

01:24:01.860 This guy with no front of his car, no front bumper, standing in a weird, aggressive way.

01:24:06.800 Looks like he's looking for a confrontation.

01:24:10.000 Oh, some aggressive hand signals.

01:24:11.940 I don't know what he's up to.

01:24:12.840 He's on his way over.

01:24:14.140 Yeah. 0.97

01:24:14.380 Better go fight the pregnant woman. 1.00

01:24:16.100 She's digging around her purse. 1.00

01:24:18.240 Oh, he tries to hit the guy and boom, shot.

01:24:21.960 That's what you get.

01:24:23.200 Oh, he had a gun too.

01:24:24.680 He had a gun too.

01:24:25.940 That's what you get.

01:24:26.920 Yep.

01:24:27.240 Finish him. 1.00

01:24:28.040 Execute him. 1.00

01:24:28.380 That's why you got to leave one in the chamber. 0.89

01:24:29.720 It's like you're carrying around and you have safety on and it's not cranked. 0.66

01:24:34.720 Oh, and he hits him in the head. 0.63

01:24:37.140 Good. 0.96

01:24:37.400 I love to see that.

01:24:38.400 Yeah. 0.99

01:24:38.520 What the fuck were you just trying to do, buddy? 0.99

01:24:40.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:41.040 Now die on the sidewalk, you know?

01:24:43.140 Some people, you know, you're too far from food.

01:24:45.180 You're too far from this.

01:24:46.640 Some people just need to die on the sidewalk. 0.98

01:24:48.360 Did you see that pastor who Garbage Human posted who goes, some people, man, some of these 0.99

01:24:54.500 kids, he's a black pastor and he's talking about gun violence and he goes, some of these 0.91

01:24:57.840 kids, man, they're beyond saving.

01:25:01.120 They don't have what it's in them.

01:25:03.120 Some of them need to go to sleep forever.

01:25:05.860 He just goes, and like, that's true.

01:25:08.180 Some people are beyond repair.

01:25:09.400 If you've lived a life of getting the blicky, getting the switch, all you know is that hood 0.98

01:25:13.720 life and running from cops and shooting people, you're beyond saving.

01:25:18.240 You go to sleep forever. 1.00

01:25:19.300 David, but David Hogg would be like, no, you need to, you need to die. 1.00

01:25:23.000 You need to let this guy kill you. 1.00

01:25:24.640 His guns are bad. 1.00

01:25:25.640 You need to let this guy kill you. 1.00

01:25:27.020 Honestly, some people need to die on the pavement. 1.00

01:25:29.420 Yep.

01:25:29.700 It's just how it is.

01:25:30.840 Hey, let's move on to uplifting gold before we get too down and upset and let's keep it

01:25:35.580 on time.

01:25:37.080 First club of uplifting gold, the dolphins and the girl balancing on them.

01:25:40.860 Looks like some sort of synchronized dancer lady. 1.00

01:25:43.500 Synchronized swimmer.

01:25:44.560 Dolphin.

01:25:46.080 Knows she wants to step.

01:25:48.480 Steps on the dolphin.

01:25:49.540 The dolphin carries her.

01:25:50.880 Isn't that a great clip?

01:25:52.060 That's nice.

01:25:52.660 No complaints here.

01:25:53.920 No issues with this at all.

01:25:55.920 Yep.

01:25:56.440 That's a good situation.

01:25:58.620 Are you trying to make a point?

01:25:59.960 No.

01:26:00.580 Okay.

01:26:01.140 All right.

01:26:01.400 Let's do llama as the best man at the wedding. 1.00

01:26:03.500 This was my favorite shit. 1.00

01:26:05.140 This is up there. 1.00

01:26:06.400 They dressed up a llama and then they folded his arms like he's a real guy.

01:26:09.820 The key is the arms and more specifically the hands.

01:26:13.140 And so look at this.

01:26:14.520 He's sitting.

01:26:15.120 He's in the picture.

01:26:15.980 He's got the hands.

01:26:17.300 He's pretty calm too.

01:26:18.560 Yeah.

01:26:18.800 That's the key.

01:26:19.640 I can.

01:26:20.060 I mean, I would hire this guy to have him around the office.

01:26:23.180 And here's my favorite angle. 0.99

01:26:24.280 Look at that fucking torso lean. 0.99

01:26:30.240 Where can you ever get that? 1.00

01:26:31.480 That's like my favorite shit ever. 0.99

01:26:33.120 I would have that around here at the office. 1.00

01:26:35.160 This is our associate.

01:26:36.400 This is our associate L llama.

01:26:39.160 Yeah.

01:26:39.980 All right.

01:26:40.580 The retired army pilot saves the RC plane.

01:26:43.840 These kids are flying an RC plane.

01:26:45.620 It crashes into a tree.

01:26:47.120 They grab it.

01:26:48.120 They bring it down to the ground and everyone's happy.

01:26:55.640 Isn't that great?

01:26:56.620 They return to the kid. 1.00

01:27:04.220 That's good American shit. 1.00

01:27:06.220 You never thought you'd get saved by a random SIG smoking helicopter pilot. 1.00

01:27:10.160 So God bless.

01:27:11.400 That's what it's about.

01:27:12.660 The kid flips over the fence to catch the baseball.

01:27:17.900 Robin, the home run.

01:27:20.400 Makes the catch.

01:27:21.760 Catch.

01:27:22.320 Boom.

01:27:22.680 Flip.

01:27:23.780 Bench.

01:27:24.360 Back.

01:27:24.980 Broken.

01:27:26.980 19 years old, though, so it's fine.

01:27:29.280 Or 16, so you don't get hurt for two weeks after this.

01:27:32.680 Yep.

01:27:33.340 There he is.

01:27:34.080 He's got it.

01:27:34.600 He's got it.

01:27:35.440 That's nice.

01:27:36.620 The favorite tractor group.

01:27:37.880 This is uplifting because it shows that there's nice American people out there still connected

01:27:44.700 to the food and how it's made.

01:27:46.700 These kids are not far.

01:27:47.860 What's your favorite tractor of all time?

01:27:49.340 60-30.

01:27:50.780 Nice.

01:27:51.300 Sir, what's your favorite tractor of all time?

01:27:54.000 John Deere 60-30.

01:27:55.380 Hey, what's your favorite tractor of all time?

01:27:57.180 John Deere 43-20.

01:27:59.180 The John Deere AR.

01:28:00.600 The 1954 Model 70.

01:28:02.880 John Deere 40-20.

01:28:04.680 John Deere 8300.

01:28:06.440 John Deere 2010.

01:28:07.880 Sir, what's your favorite tractor of all time?

01:28:10.320 It's got to be the 44-40.

01:28:12.400 All right.

01:28:12.620 We get it.

01:28:13.860 John Deere 60-30.

01:28:14.980 John Deere 60-30.

01:28:16.020 John Deere 60-30.

01:28:17.180 Remember it, and then now I have a favorite tractor.

01:28:20.460 Yep.

01:28:20.860 Smart.

01:28:21.440 And these kids, as we've said, not too far disconnected from how the food is made.

01:28:25.800 Yep.

01:28:26.080 So they're grounded in reality.

01:28:27.280 Nobody's trans here. 1.00

01:28:28.480 They just have a favorite tractor.

01:28:29.760 Yeah.

01:28:30.160 No one's even...

01:28:31.240 Isn't life beautiful? 0.99

01:28:32.400 There's not even any gay sucking going on. 1.00

01:28:34.920 Very little. 0.99

01:28:35.980 Yeah.

01:28:36.500 Very little.

01:28:37.000 Everyone's just a normal person who's going to get a wife and have children and drive

01:28:40.180 the John Deere 60-30.

01:28:41.820 All right.

01:28:42.160 What do you want to go next?

01:28:43.100 Last clip is our outro.

01:28:45.280 With no music because it's copyrighted, but we have our last clip outro of the guy on the

01:28:49.560 side of the road getting the American flag that fell.

01:28:51.840 Yep.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - July 07, 2023

NO MA'AM LEFT BEHIND

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