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00:00:16.580 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 113.

00:00:20.240 Today on the show, progressives are in the bed they made as many leftists are becoming

00:00:25.700 victims of the violent crime their policies help create.

00:00:28.780 Then in Cringe of the Week, a non-binary traffic stop shows us the Muppets we're truly dealing

00:00:34.260 with, and we show you some people who are too far removed from where the food comes from.

00:00:39.340 Then in Housekeeping, we go over the newest surges of illegals and make the Trump for speaker

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00:03:06.220 All right, let's get into some housekeeping.

00:03:07.580 We have three pages of very important housekeeping.

00:03:09.920 First off, do you want to...

00:03:11.460 That was the first time it wasn't one for one on the intro.

00:03:15.180 It was close to one for one.

00:03:17.960 All right, never mind, never mind.

00:03:19.200 I don't want to derail the whole show.

00:03:20.720 Don't derail the whole show.

00:03:21.820 But I'm going to be honest, guys.

00:03:22.900 There might have been 10 takes on that intro, so I don't know what happened.

00:03:26.100 Something bad happened.

00:03:27.680 Something bad happened.

00:03:29.420 All right, let's get into housekeeping.

00:03:30.840 We have three pages of very important housekeeping.

00:03:33.020 Page one's the news.

00:03:34.000 Page two's the shout-outs and doppels.

00:03:35.660 And page three's the schizo stuff.

00:03:37.220 Who's ready?

00:03:37.720 Who's ready?

00:03:38.380 Me.

00:03:38.860 I am.

00:03:39.940 All right.

00:03:40.300 Common cold can trigger blood clots.

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00:03:43.300 It says, chilling find.

00:03:44.580 Common cold can trigger a killer blood clot disorder.

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00:03:51.220 Oh, so you get the common cold.

00:03:52.780 And oops, you got blood clots.

00:03:54.220 All the way up your leg.

00:03:55.420 Only for some people, I think.

00:03:57.740 All right, let's get into some of the real news.

00:04:01.100 Trump's got this trial going on in New York.

00:04:03.980 Not good.

00:04:05.540 Corrupt judge.

00:04:06.360 The guy's a Muppet.

00:04:08.080 And then also-

00:04:08.580 What is it?

00:04:08.780 Schumer's sister?

00:04:10.300 Schumer's sister's boyfriend.

00:04:11.820 Schumer's girlfriend's boyfriend.

00:04:13.480 There's some sort of Chuck Schumer involved.

00:04:16.120 And Trump's complaining about this.

00:04:17.800 And the judge issued a gag order.

00:04:19.380 And it's like, no, that's Chuck Schumer's friend.

00:04:21.840 And the guy is like a complete Muppet, weirdo, leftist, liberal, yellow teeth, like real intellectual.

00:04:28.920 You know, he's one of those.

00:04:29.940 Type of guy who you'd see putting on the full biker outfit and then taking up the whole lane.

00:04:34.540 Oh, if the jury's wrong, I can just overrule it based on my emotions, he said.

00:04:38.220 Like, oh, you're the perfect guy for the job.

00:04:40.560 Literally.

00:04:41.100 That's exactly what we were looking for.

00:04:42.720 We got a job for you.

00:04:44.020 And also now, obviously, Kevin McCarthy has been vacated as Speaker of the House.

00:04:50.940 And Trump is getting some momentum for Speaker of the House, which I like.

00:04:54.500 I'm all about the QAnon timeline.

00:04:56.700 I want Trump to be Speaker, impeach Kamala, impeach Joe Biden.

00:05:01.100 Trump is the president.

00:05:02.140 Then Trump's the president again.

00:05:03.800 I like the QAnon timeline.

00:05:05.260 I'm leaning into that.

00:05:06.280 All right.

00:05:06.780 All right.

00:05:07.480 I need to pull you back, right?

00:05:08.900 I need to balance you out a little bit.

00:05:10.300 It's a dream, though.

00:05:10.760 There's too many rhinos.

00:05:12.340 There's Dan Crenshaw types all over.

00:05:14.760 Nobody's voting for Trump for Speaker of the House.

00:05:16.680 Like, it's a great idea.

00:05:17.680 It's a nice, like, long shot.

00:05:19.740 But there's rhinos.

00:05:21.220 Trump can win when it's literal people voting.

00:05:24.520 Citizens.

00:05:25.660 He doesn't win when, you know, Congress needs to vote him for something.

00:05:28.820 But I say let him do the vote, and then let's see who doesn't vote.

00:05:32.000 Let's see who's against him.

00:05:33.200 And now we know for the next election, which is in, like, 10 months.

00:05:36.800 That's a good point.

00:05:37.700 And then also when they were doing the humiliation ritual for Speaker McCarthy, when they were

00:05:43.500 first electing him to be Speaker and they wouldn't pass him, like, the Freedom Caucus was making

00:05:48.160 demands, and then they were just nominating random people.

00:05:51.160 So there can be a bunch of random votes, like, just kind of wasting people's time.

00:05:57.360 Yeah.

00:05:57.580 And that's what's going on.

00:05:58.480 And everyone was like, oh, Kevin McCarthy will vote you in, but you better do the job.

00:06:03.160 And he's like, yeah, I'll do it.

00:06:04.360 Oh, for sure.

00:06:04.980 Oh, we're going to do it.

00:06:06.080 Oh, the job?

00:06:07.040 I'm going to do it.

00:06:08.540 And look what happened.

00:06:10.120 He slipped into the same old bullshit, and now you're fired.

00:06:12.780 Got to go.

00:06:13.440 Bye.

00:06:14.060 Yeah.

00:06:14.640 Bye.

00:06:15.040 You're done.

00:06:15.520 Remember this thing, Young Guns of the, you got Paul Ryan, McCarthy, some other Muppet.

00:06:22.320 How's that going?

00:06:23.320 Yeah.

00:06:24.000 Toodles.

00:06:24.620 They're gone.

00:06:25.240 You're graduated.

00:06:26.820 Also, this is related news.

00:06:29.260 Trump is now off of the Forbes 400 list of the richest people in the world.

00:06:33.600 Yeah.

00:06:34.380 So that's sad.

00:06:35.640 Well, now that Mar-a-Lago's worth 400 grand.

00:06:37.940 18 mil.

00:06:38.620 Yeah.

00:06:38.920 It's over.

00:06:39.740 It was way over.

00:06:40.580 That's a lot of my assets.

00:06:42.680 I feel bad.

00:06:43.600 Only guy who got more poor.

00:06:47.000 Poorer.

00:06:47.680 Yeah.

00:06:48.040 He's not poor, but who lost net worth after being in politics.

00:06:51.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:52.400 Diane Feinstein has like 100 million in real estate and a private jet.

00:06:56.960 Diane also married a billionaire, though, didn't she?

00:06:59.840 So I'm not.

00:07:00.480 A rich husband.

00:07:00.900 I'm not.

00:07:01.580 Yeah.

00:07:01.980 Like, we got to pick our examples better.

00:07:04.860 All right.

00:07:05.400 That's fair.

00:07:07.420 Yeah.

00:07:07.860 But him doing that, getting off the Forbes 400, that is, you know, that's a big sacrifice.

00:07:12.800 Yeah.

00:07:12.980 Trump has sacrificed a lot for us.

00:07:14.520 Not many people have sacrificed more.

00:07:17.380 He's truly doing the right thing.

00:07:18.500 We appreciate it.

00:07:19.540 Yep.

00:07:19.700 He had this righteous indignation clip.

00:07:24.700 They ought to look for the murderers and the killers that are all over New York killing

00:07:28.440 people and the violent crime that's being committed in our city and our state is disgraceful.

00:07:35.340 And we're going to be here for months with a judge that already made up his mind.

00:07:40.260 It's ridiculous.

00:07:41.980 He's a Democrat judge.

00:07:43.460 He's an operative.

00:07:44.320 And it's ridiculous.

00:07:46.400 Other than that, things went very well.

00:07:49.700 Other than that.

00:07:50.780 So, very rarely do you see Trump, like, heated, heated mad.

00:07:54.360 Yeah.

00:07:54.600 So, this is war and it's coming.

00:07:57.880 Yeah.

00:07:58.600 We found some clips and some tweets that really described, well, what's going on with Ukraine.

00:08:04.840 The money laundering that happens.

00:08:06.460 The money goes over to Ukraine, gets washed, however.

00:08:09.700 And then, all of a sudden, all of this other money comes back in the form of lobbying.

00:08:14.820 So, check this tweet out from Natalie Winters.

00:08:17.180 All right.

00:08:17.720 It says, former Democrat congressman turned lobbyist Jim Moran just added the Ukrainian

00:08:21.860 government as a client for $25,000 a month.

00:08:24.920 The letter outlining their agreement says, funds will come from a virtually untraceable

00:08:29.260 Ukrainian nonprofit called Ukraine Freedom.

00:08:32.480 Is Ukraine aid from U.S. taxpayers just being funneled back to D.C. elites?

00:08:37.340 I guess, yeah.

00:08:38.620 Yeah.

00:08:38.900 Question, answer?

00:08:39.960 I guess, definitely.

00:08:41.100 Yeah.

00:08:41.380 And then, do you want me to read the Drano?

00:08:42.660 Yeah, Drano tweeted about it, too.

00:08:44.000 He said, this is how the Ukraine money laundering operation works for politicians in the U.S.

00:08:47.720 America sends billions to Ukraine.

00:08:49.540 Former congressmen and senators take jobs as lobbyists.

00:08:52.560 Ukraine pays lobbyists in D.C.

00:08:54.280 Lobbyists spend money on campaigns and PACs.

00:08:58.060 Do you see the scam yet?

00:08:59.440 Yep.

00:08:59.940 Obviously.

00:09:00.460 So, the money goes over, gets washed, gets sent back.

00:09:03.220 And all of the people that would fight back the corruption in Ukraine are probably the

00:09:09.120 military-aged men that are dead now.

00:09:11.000 Yep.

00:09:11.500 Which is unfortunate.

00:09:12.320 But that was the plan the whole time.

00:09:13.960 It was an unwinnable war.

00:09:15.280 You send your men that are ages 20 to 50 into war.

00:09:20.580 They all get slaughtered.

00:09:21.700 And now, you just run the country however you want.

00:09:24.320 You're the gay Zelensky guy.

00:09:25.920 Yeah.

00:09:26.380 Exactly.

00:09:26.760 That's basically how it works.

00:09:28.040 And then, on top of that, so, obviously, hundreds of hundred-something billion dollars has been

00:09:32.700 sent to Ukraine.

00:09:34.280 Our inflation is becoming a mess, and our national debt is getting out of hand.

00:09:39.380 It says the U.S. added, checks notes, $275 billion in debt in one day.

00:09:45.600 Total U.S. debt now is $33.44 trillion, hit $33 trillion just two weeks ago, and on pace

00:09:52.180 to rise by $1 trillion in one month.

00:09:54.760 What the fuck is going on?

00:09:56.500 Yeah.

00:09:56.760 The numbers go up quick when you raise the interest rates, and all new debt, your issue

00:10:01.460 for the United States is being 5%, you know, like those coupon payments.

00:10:08.300 Get out of hand quick, guys.

00:10:09.600 Yeah.

00:10:09.740 It's called get out of hand quick.

00:10:10.920 And then nobody's looking to, I don't think we've had a surplus since George Bush, one random

00:10:16.300 year.

00:10:16.900 Yeah.

00:10:17.360 And inflation is getting out of hand, too.

00:10:19.300 The number, they say, oh, 7%, 7%, it's under control.

00:10:22.340 Well, this is what a guy did video-wise on inflation.

00:10:26.220 So I'm walking around Costco here, and I'm noticing these prices, for example, these

00:10:30.140 Madras lentils, $15.99.

00:10:32.500 I bought those a year ago for $6.99.

00:10:34.400 I keep getting told that we got, you know, 6%, 7% inflation.

00:10:37.500 You got to be kidding me.

00:10:38.340 Let's look at what else we got going on here.

00:10:39.820 $6.99 back in the day.

00:10:44.160 We literally bought this chicken broth, $5.69, two months ago.

00:10:50.260 Oh, the big mayo.

00:10:51.320 You get that.

00:10:52.200 Giant mayo.

00:10:53.440 Used to be $5.

00:10:54.320 Now it's $10.

00:10:55.380 Everything doubled.

00:10:56.360 Yeah.

00:10:56.900 It's a double.

00:10:58.360 Everything doubled.

00:10:59.280 Everything cost double.

00:11:00.560 And everyone just kind of, what, used to it, I guess?

00:11:02.660 Yeah.

00:11:02.900 The supply chain issues from COVID.

00:11:06.080 It's been three years, but, nah, you know, consumers are used to it, so fuck them.

00:11:10.360 Everything's just double now.

00:11:11.660 Yeah.

00:11:11.840 All right.

00:11:12.000 We have to move on.

00:11:13.360 Sexy Red likes Trump now.

00:11:15.500 Yeah.

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00:11:34.740 She said it was because he gave black people money or something.

00:11:38.820 So I kind of have a message directly for Sexy Red.

00:11:41.120 Go ahead.

00:11:42.920 I ain't going to lie.

00:11:43.660 We was talking shit about Sexy Red last week, but we mean no disrespect.

00:11:49.360 I ain't feeling no type of way about you.

00:11:51.420 I ain't got nothing negative for you, because that's karmic.

00:11:54.080 Yeah.

00:11:54.800 And when you wish negativity like that, it's karmic.

00:11:57.220 For sure.

00:11:57.860 Yeah.

00:11:58.240 All right, dude.

00:11:58.820 Welcome to the side, Sexy Red.

00:12:00.700 All right, Sexy Red.

00:12:02.440 That was a message for Sexy Red.

00:12:05.360 We ain't mean no disrespect by nothing.

00:12:07.580 Yeah, we're not stepping to you, Sexy Red.

00:12:09.560 All right.

00:12:09.880 We need to move on.

00:12:10.720 Let's see how our border is doing.

00:12:12.820 Let's take a look at El Paso.

00:12:14.480 How's it going?

00:12:15.880 Oh, no.

00:12:16.900 It's World War Z.

00:12:17.920 Oh, my God.

00:12:20.220 Oh, my God.

00:12:22.020 Everyone's rushing.

00:12:23.020 It's an absolute free-for-all.

00:12:24.780 Oh, no.

00:12:27.280 You can't even look.

00:12:28.520 But the good news is Biden is now going to build the border wall.

00:12:31.580 Yeah.

00:12:32.160 Great.

00:12:32.640 He hates brown people.

00:12:33.680 He hates brown people.

00:12:34.660 All the shit they said about Trump for building the border wall, let's go to Biden.

00:12:37.840 And also, the border wall doesn't mean anything if you have rampant asylum abuse.

00:12:42.880 Yeah.

00:12:43.200 I don't know if anybody calls it that, asylum abuse.

00:12:45.280 That's what I want to start calling it.

00:12:47.040 Oh, I came from Guatemala.

00:12:48.860 It's really hot down there.

00:12:50.820 Yeah.

00:12:51.100 I need to come to America.

00:12:52.900 I got threats.

00:12:53.960 Yeah.

00:12:54.280 Someone threatened me.

00:12:55.400 The cartel.

00:12:56.180 Like, they just make up whatever.

00:12:58.180 And then they have a court date in 2028.

00:13:00.120 So, until that's solved, I don't care.

00:13:02.660 Yeah.

00:13:02.800 And then Eric Adams just went to, left his sanctuary city to fly.

00:13:06.660 He's flying to Latin America to go see the source of the problem.

00:13:09.780 Yeah.

00:13:10.280 It says he's flying to Latin America to beg foreign leaders to do something.

00:13:14.200 Oh, yeah.

00:13:15.140 Go to Latin America.

00:13:16.280 Oh, you won't stop the deep state orchestrated caravans that are being sent here to ruin the country?

00:13:20.960 You could have taken a train to Washington, D.C. and then asked around and go, hey, what's going on?

00:13:27.380 And, you know, the most powerful country and the leaders in the most powerful country on earth, they probably have the answers.

00:13:33.440 Not some random Guatemalan who can't keep his citizens in his country.

00:13:36.920 Yeah.

00:13:37.300 Who's probably taking deals from, like, George Soros PACs and, like, NGOs and stuff.

00:13:42.760 Yeah.

00:13:43.320 Oh, you want us to stop the caravan meant to dismantle your whole country?

00:13:47.020 Oh.

00:13:47.860 Okay, Eric.

00:13:48.660 Duh.

00:13:49.020 Sure.

00:13:49.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:50.020 I'll flip the switch off.

00:13:51.140 There's a switch, actually.

00:13:52.160 Fuck.

00:13:52.440 We haven't really been paying attention.

00:13:53.440 Is it bad?

00:13:54.520 Oh, yeah.

00:13:55.100 Eric, we're going to work on that for you.

00:13:56.560 But they're doing this fake thing where they're trying to pretend the border's under control.

00:14:00.340 All of the numbers are here.

00:14:01.700 They got the people, and then all their operatives are here, too, for whatever bad, horrible thing they're planning.

00:14:07.100 Their operatives are here.

00:14:08.220 They're already in.

00:14:09.300 And it's like this – it's basically like doing nothing at your job, getting in at 10.30 a.m., leaving at 3.30 p.m., fucking off all day.

00:14:18.320 You play on your phone, and then you finally get on like – HR talks to you, and they're like, all right, we're putting you on a performance improvement plan.

00:14:26.320 And that's like the equivalent of what Joe Biden's doing, something about the border right up to the election, like as if you're supposed to forget like, oh, yeah, the first three years?

00:14:33.940 Well, it's trending in the right direction now.

00:14:36.460 Well, most of our guys have fishbowl brains.

00:14:38.440 Yeah.

00:14:38.620 They're only going to watch the last few months.

00:14:40.220 They're goldfish.

00:14:41.380 Biden's building the wall.

00:14:42.280 What are you complaining about?

00:14:43.100 What are you guys talking about?

00:14:44.100 And then like the Krasensteins will say that.

00:14:46.520 Yeah.

00:14:47.160 Right wing.

00:14:47.880 Right before I stuff them into a locker.

00:14:49.880 And then there's – here's a clip from O'Hare Airport.

00:14:52.520 You know Chicago, right in the middle of the country.

00:14:54.820 Chicago's becoming a big part of it, a big battleground, both for crime and the immigration.

00:15:00.040 And this is O'Hare's Terminal 4, which has been basically empty and abandoned for a long time.

00:15:07.700 It used to be the old international terminal.

00:15:10.300 And now they're like, let's put fucking 50 – as many illegals as we can.

00:15:15.780 I don't know the actual number.

00:15:18.000 It's probably a lot.

00:15:19.880 There's a little black kid, West African.

00:15:22.240 Oh, wow.

00:15:22.820 They come from everywhere.

00:15:25.080 See, this is the kind of treatment you would do – and this next clip too does it as well.

00:15:29.620 There was a facility for like high school kids.

00:15:33.380 Yeah.

00:15:33.580 It was the Chicago kids from Amundsen Park youth football program in the Austin neighborhood will be kicked out of their neighborhood field house so it can become a migrant shelter on Monday.

00:15:44.880 And this was – we're just going to play in the B-roll.

00:15:47.140 The kids came in in their football pads to like protest it.

00:15:51.460 Like obviously, no.

00:15:52.520 We use this field house, right?

00:15:54.440 Yeah.

00:15:54.720 The treatment they're giving the migrants is like what you would do for people that like were in a tsunami or like a horrible earthquake.

00:16:01.560 Like a toxic train derailment.

00:16:03.300 And it's like, all right, we got to take 100,000 people into this area just for temporary.

00:16:07.820 But the thing they have wrong is they just really, really, really want to come to America.

00:16:11.920 Yeah.

00:16:12.220 That's the natural disaster that happened to them.

00:16:14.560 They just really like America.

00:16:15.840 And then also, I mean, for an example like this where they're taking away something that is needed for kids and youth programs proves that America is not rich enough to handle this.

00:16:27.880 Yeah.

00:16:28.160 Right?

00:16:28.480 Like if America had – oh, dude, we have – there's an entire vacant city.

00:16:32.440 Like we have empty like stadiums.

00:16:35.280 We can – this proves we're not even wealthy enough to do it if we're displacing kids.

00:16:39.640 Yeah, the first thing that gets displaced is like kids' football after-school programs.

00:16:43.680 Black kids' football program.

00:16:45.900 You know?

00:16:46.320 I mean, and that's part of it, right?

00:16:48.340 And their parents are not happy.

00:16:49.680 They're protesting, which is good.

00:16:51.560 All right.

00:16:51.800 Let's move on.

00:16:52.520 Cut.

00:16:52.720 Make sure you guys use this opportunity to tickle this post.

00:16:55.520 Help us juice the algo.

00:16:56.820 It goes a long way.

00:16:57.960 Like the video.

00:16:59.540 Leave a comment.

00:17:00.760 Leave a comment again.

00:17:01.860 And then later in the episode, comment about what you really want to comment about.

00:17:05.800 Ooh.

00:17:06.500 Swear words?

00:17:07.400 Whatever it is.

00:17:08.580 Notifications.

00:17:09.120 Make sure those are on.

00:17:10.140 It goes a long way.

00:17:11.100 Tickle juice the algo.

00:17:12.880 Please.

00:17:13.380 All right.

00:17:14.080 Powerball happened the other night.

00:17:16.160 Obviously, you guys have the technique that we're using, which is –

00:17:19.200 One ticket.

00:17:19.540 Buy one ticket.

00:17:20.880 Let us know in the comments if you won the Powerball.

00:17:23.180 Nobody won.

00:17:24.280 So –

00:17:24.540 Okay.

00:17:25.160 We're still in, boys.

00:17:26.220 We're playing next time.

00:17:27.580 Next drawing.

00:17:28.220 And 10% girls, we're still in.

00:17:30.780 All right.

00:17:31.240 We got Doppels.

00:17:31.920 It's Friday.

00:17:32.520 We don't really do Doppels anymore, but if we did, this would be this week's Doppels.

00:17:36.760 All right.

00:17:37.240 Here's Richard Rappoy on a moped.

00:17:39.420 What are you yelling at the guy filming?

00:17:46.260 Just stop filming.

00:17:47.800 This is embarrassing.

00:17:49.000 That's me on the front, right?

00:17:50.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:50.660 Yeah, that would never be you.

00:17:51.840 You're on the back.

00:17:52.520 You're the lighter one.

00:17:53.220 Yeah, of course.

00:17:53.880 And you're yelling at the guy, stop filming?

00:17:55.400 That makes sense.

00:17:55.980 It's too embarrassing.

00:17:57.800 There's me at Costco with the yellow vest.

00:18:00.220 That's a close one.

00:18:01.320 Here's me fighting.

00:18:03.700 There's me fighting.

00:18:05.680 Actually, that's not me fighting.

00:18:07.600 Are you going to ask your famous question?

00:18:09.520 Is that guy fatter than me?

00:18:10.580 Yes.

00:18:11.340 That guy's a lot fatter than me.

00:18:12.520 That guy's like twice as fat.

00:18:13.680 But he's also got cardio, so you can't really talk shit.

00:18:20.640 Here's you at Home Depot.

00:18:21.820 Yeah, these are just like civilians.

00:18:23.720 Yeah.

00:18:24.700 We're getting a lot of civilians these days.

00:18:26.600 Here's street rat Fleckus with his little cart.

00:18:28.580 Yeah.

00:18:28.960 I'm picking up free shit.

00:18:30.580 Here's Fleckus getting hit in the head with a pigeon.

00:18:32.960 Ow.

00:18:33.500 That hurt.

00:18:34.660 Yep.

00:18:34.960 All right.

00:18:36.640 Let's get to Rap Boy.

00:18:37.440 Let's get to Rap Boy.

00:18:38.560 Here's one.

00:18:39.080 Here's a shared one.

00:18:40.240 There's Bizarro World Us.

00:18:42.420 There's another people who do podcasts.

00:18:44.280 Different.

00:18:44.820 They're on some shit.

00:18:46.500 Oh, this one's going to hurt me.

00:18:48.880 Bob McClure.

00:18:49.780 That's you, Bob.

00:18:51.200 Bob McClure doing comedy at the tree lawn.

00:18:53.720 Free food buffet.

00:18:54.880 Free food buffet.

00:18:55.780 7.30 to 8.

00:18:57.420 Well, as you get there before, you get the free buffet, and then you have to go sit.

00:19:00.460 That's why they don't lose the money.

00:19:02.360 That's a tight window for a free buffet.

00:19:03.860 Tight window.

00:19:04.100 All right.

00:19:05.220 And then, so, we got a couple.

00:19:07.040 This one, see me in the top right, in the Taylor Swift box?

00:19:10.760 In the Taylor Swift box, top right.

00:19:12.900 And here's a zoom in, close up on that.

00:19:15.640 Wow, there you are.

00:19:17.380 And yeah, we've actually done this before where I might be this guy too, who Taylor Swift dated.

00:19:23.640 So, the Richard Rap Boy, I guess the word is phenotype?

00:19:26.920 Yeah, my phenotype.

00:19:27.920 It's good to see I can get up there in the upper echelons of shit.

00:19:30.580 Yeah, the Richard Rap Boy phenotype.

00:19:32.580 I mean, the Fleckus phenotypes are fighting in the ring and getting hit with birds.

00:19:36.460 Home Depot, like manual labor shit.

00:19:38.840 Your phenotype's in the box with T-Swift.

00:19:41.380 I'm doing pretty good.

00:19:42.920 That's actually really impressive.

00:19:44.540 Which brings us kind of, like, speaking of phenotypes and, like, who's in and who's out, we found this eye chart.

00:19:50.520 This is, like, a meme, like a Hitler meme or something.

00:19:54.880 But it has the list of, like, eye color and then what the people do.

00:19:58.820 So, the A10 blue is, like, man destined to define errors and change history.

00:20:04.060 Who will be remembered?

00:20:05.540 For millennia to come, yeah.

00:20:06.840 And then...

00:20:07.600 It goes down.

00:20:08.360 It's, like, your lighter, better, more rare eye colors are the kings, philosophers, all that stuff.

00:20:13.880 I'm, like, a T30 manual laborers, peasants, and street merchants.

00:20:18.060 Yeah.

00:20:18.760 You should be in Home Depot just, like, waiting, like, trying to wave down a guy in a pickup truck getting picked up for work.

00:20:24.080 That sucks.

00:20:25.380 I know.

00:20:25.720 And I'm actually A30.

00:20:27.320 I'm right here, A30.

00:20:28.620 I'm an influential artist, writer, and general.

00:20:31.940 I could be...

00:20:32.800 I could be T20.

00:20:35.140 You could lie and pretend you're T20.

00:20:36.460 I think I could be T20, which is, what, middle management soldiers and craftsmen.

00:20:41.680 Yeah.

00:20:42.060 I'm fucked.

00:20:43.180 Yeah, you work for me now.

00:20:44.240 This is called Richard Rapboy's Podcast now.

00:20:46.940 Tickle the post, please.

00:20:48.360 And, sorry, buddy, you're a laborer.

00:20:50.660 Yeah, I'm, like, a manual laborer.

00:20:52.660 All right, let's...

00:20:53.400 Last one.

00:20:54.220 Yeah, this is mostly...

00:20:55.420 This is maybe the most important one.

00:20:56.620 I know.

00:20:57.280 In case you missed it, a museum in Indiana is trying to get to the bottom of a strange mystery that appeared on the doorstep in form of a bizarre figurine they have dubbed.

00:21:06.460 The Richmond Ratboy.

00:21:09.180 Second Rich Ratboy?

00:21:10.680 Rich Ratboy.

00:21:12.180 That counts.

00:21:13.300 Which is, like, a crazy...

00:21:14.680 I mean, that means we're doing the right thing with the show, because then the universe is winking at us.

00:21:18.820 The simulation acknowledges us.

00:21:20.540 But let's just acknowledge the bit.

00:21:22.240 Yeah.

00:21:22.640 All right.

00:21:23.360 That was our thing.

00:21:25.780 We sent it in.

00:21:26.640 We sent it in.

00:21:27.440 Send it back to us.

00:21:28.600 The P.O. box is listed in our description.

00:21:31.220 That's ours.

00:21:32.400 Return it to us in a plastic bag, please, because it looks kind of disgusting.

00:21:36.360 Yeah.

00:21:36.880 But it was a bit.

00:21:38.060 That was us.

00:21:39.060 Just send it back.

00:21:39.860 P.O. box is listed.

00:21:41.680 If that's one of the aliens, we want it.

00:21:44.120 Bring it back.

00:21:44.960 Bring him home.

00:21:45.940 Speaking of P.O. box, we have our P.O. box now.

00:21:48.520 It's listed in the description.

00:21:50.000 We got some stuff.

00:21:51.140 Yeah.

00:21:52.020 Right here, we got hats.

00:21:53.600 We got a book.

00:21:54.300 We got some nice notes.

00:21:56.200 Bunch of cool stuff in the P.O. box.

00:21:58.480 Thank you to everyone who sent stuff.

00:21:59.760 Make sure you guys keep sending stuff to us so we can open it.

00:22:02.640 And we, I think we might do, once we get more, we might just do a, like an opening and on

00:22:07.780 the bonus land maybe, but there's still like a bunch of packages that are in route.

00:22:12.640 We get notifications or something.

00:22:13.940 So thank you guys.

00:22:14.960 That's fun.

00:22:16.360 We got our Santa Monica Drain Company hats.

00:22:18.880 Yeah.

00:22:19.000 We got our hats.

00:22:19.640 We got a bunch of stuff.

00:22:20.620 That wood thing is not, that was not sent to us.

00:22:23.200 That's my own thing.

00:22:24.160 What is that?

00:22:24.900 Do you want to explain that?

00:22:26.680 So I went to the thrift store and I found that wooden box with the presidential seal

00:22:32.340 on it for $20.

00:22:33.660 And it was kind of some like national treasure, Nicolas Cage, secret message on the back of

00:22:38.120 the constitution type thing.

00:22:39.440 Trap door type shit.

00:22:40.340 Trap door.

00:22:40.960 Spin the knob.

00:22:41.840 The lever comes out.

00:22:42.800 Got a scroll.

00:22:43.920 Decipher it with the code.

00:22:45.120 Got the glasses.

00:22:46.440 So I'm just trying to find the secret codes in it.

00:22:48.760 I found some.

00:22:49.700 Oh, yeah.

00:22:51.340 All right.

00:22:51.780 We have to move on.

00:22:52.920 Shout outs.

00:22:53.700 We're still on page two.

00:22:54.580 We're going to go fast through the shout outs.

00:22:56.260 Oh, my God.

00:22:56.660 Really quick.

00:22:57.300 We have happy 24th birthday to Devin Donofrio on October 6th.

00:23:01.960 That's today.

00:23:02.700 Happy birthday, buddy.

00:23:04.220 We have an October 5th birthday.

00:23:05.960 Happy birthday to Sherry.

00:23:07.400 Glad you liked the show.

00:23:08.660 And welcome to the right side of politics.

00:23:10.440 We helped win her over to our side.

00:23:12.440 Wow.

00:23:12.980 Happy birthday to Ilya Ostrovsky.

00:23:15.260 You're a strong and handsome guy.

00:23:17.140 Sorry to hear about your double shoulder surgery.

00:23:20.540 Get well soon.

00:23:21.780 You're a strong and handsome guy.

00:23:22.800 Happy birthday to Caleb the baby right here in the background.

00:23:26.240 And also, we got a store owner who did the backwards tray bit.

00:23:30.000 Remember that bit from a couple weeks ago where they played the guy robbing the store,

00:23:34.360 the cash tray in reverse, and we pretended it was uplifting?

00:23:37.960 Yeah.

00:23:38.080 Someone did that bit for us.

00:23:39.920 Here it goes.

00:23:40.700 Yep.

00:23:42.520 So he comes in, and he puts the tray in.

00:23:47.340 It's what I like to hear.

00:23:53.200 That's what's up.

00:23:54.420 And we have some people knocking over rocks and stuff, too.

00:23:57.260 We got a baby on an airplane.

00:23:58.480 That's what I like to hear from you, Wayne.

00:24:06.000 Yep.

00:24:11.940 All right.

00:24:12.660 All right.

00:24:13.100 Yep.

00:24:13.400 And then I think that's it, right?

00:24:15.320 Yeah.

00:24:16.100 And then we had someone who put Fluckus Talks, the best new podcast of all time, on the side

00:24:19.440 of a house.

00:24:20.060 The baby on the podcast.

00:24:21.380 You already showed that one?

00:24:21.940 The baby as well.

00:24:23.240 We got a bunch of good shout outs this week.

00:24:24.580 Make sure you guys keep shouting us out, especially if you're doing something impressive or like

00:24:28.720 Americana or fun or unique or cool.

00:24:31.760 Snarf Snarf the dog?

00:24:32.640 Snarf Snarf the dog.

00:24:33.800 We're shouting him out, too.

00:24:34.920 They named the dog Snarf Snarf.

00:24:36.180 That's a win for us.

00:24:38.040 I think that's it.

00:24:38.760 Rail City Cigars.

00:24:39.980 And Rail City Cigars.

00:24:41.360 They play the show in the cigar place, and they have a nice group of people that watch it.

00:24:46.880 Shout out to Rail City Cigars in Nevada, the best new cigar shop of all time.

00:24:50.820 I wish we were near there, because that shop looks great.

00:24:54.920 So all the leather chairs, chilling.

00:24:57.340 That's where we'd be chilling.

00:24:58.260 All right, let's move on to some serious stuff.

00:25:00.020 This is actually page three of housekeeping.

00:25:01.940 Okay.

00:25:02.780 This possum needs a name.

00:25:04.680 You guys know what to do.

00:25:05.900 Help, I need a name.

00:25:07.380 The crazy possum lady is the Instagram at.

00:25:10.060 Yep, we're going to list that in the description.

00:25:11.820 We need to name the possum Snarf Snarf.

00:25:13.520 Snarf Snarf for an opossum is really easy.

00:25:15.540 That actually makes sense.

00:25:16.560 Yeah.

00:25:16.900 Or we name it Rob Smith.

00:25:19.000 Just Snarf Snarf.

00:25:20.060 All right, let's go to the lady who couldn't quit smoking.

00:25:23.100 I know a lot of you guys have goals and try to improve your lives, and that's important.

00:25:26.840 But also, sometimes you fall short.

00:25:29.920 You fall short.

00:25:30.480 Everyone does.

00:25:31.260 So I did not manage to successfully quit smoking again with the patches.

00:25:37.800 But my neighbor is taking me to Dino's Donuts in Anchorage, Alaska.

00:25:44.440 So, you know, you take your victories, you take your losses.

00:25:50.480 You got some donuts.

00:25:51.560 You got some donuts out of it.

00:25:52.960 Yeah.

00:25:53.200 All right, let's go to the people dumping shit on their sleeping friend.

00:25:56.320 This is a new trend we're seeing in the frats.

00:25:58.560 Are you sure?

00:25:59.160 Have we used this one before?

00:26:00.640 There's a lot of these.

00:26:01.560 And he's shooting the barbecue sauce in his mouth.

00:26:13.960 I love when these happen, because people just make the decision, fuck the chair.

00:26:18.760 Oh, yeah.

00:26:19.300 Sacrifice the chair.

00:26:20.140 We do not care.

00:26:21.140 How does it not ruin your whole room?

00:26:23.580 I mean, it should.

00:26:24.240 If you guys do one of those, then shout the podcast out.

00:26:27.080 I'll send you everything in the merch store.

00:26:28.940 Shout out to Fleckis Talks, the podcast.

00:26:30.540 You whisper it.

00:26:31.180 Oh, that would be so bad.

00:26:33.720 That's actually, like, a crime.

00:26:35.240 All right, let's go to the person who got caught driving really bad and crashing the car.

00:26:41.460 It's probably an illegal immigrant.

00:26:44.040 Yeah.

00:26:49.600 Should I move my fart?

00:26:50.860 Yeah.

00:26:55.140 That's a simulation.

00:26:56.300 It said Odyssey, and then a Honda Odyssey backed in.

00:27:02.160 That's actually interesting.

00:27:05.040 And then they go do the reveal of who's driving.

00:27:09.640 And it's just, like, a seven-year-old kid.

00:27:14.520 She's okay.

00:27:19.220 That's good.

00:27:20.400 She's okay.

00:27:21.320 We'll send you a base mug if that's you.

00:27:23.140 Yeah.

00:27:23.480 All right.

00:27:24.540 We know you didn't mean it.

00:27:25.760 You know, if it was an illegal immigrant, what are you doing?

00:27:28.440 But, you know, we know you didn't mean it.

00:27:29.840 It was an accident.

00:27:30.540 You're okay.

00:27:31.160 That's all that matters.

00:27:32.000 Yeah.

00:27:32.560 Mom and dad have insurance.

00:27:33.720 The store has insurance.

00:27:35.040 It's all going to be okay.

00:27:36.020 Yeah.

00:27:36.240 Let's go to the meltdown, the You Need to Leave meltdown.

00:27:41.700 This is one of my favorite clips.

00:27:43.300 You need to leave.

00:27:44.960 You need to leave.

00:27:48.040 You need to leave.

00:27:49.220 Yes.

00:27:49.820 Shut the fuck up.

00:27:51.700 You need to leave.

00:27:54.520 Fucking dead.

00:27:57.220 Who breaks his own shit?

00:27:58.700 You need to leave.

00:28:01.220 You need to leave.

00:28:02.620 Who breaks his own shit?

00:28:04.780 He breaks down.

00:28:08.160 He breaks the fuck out.

00:28:10.360 You need to leave.

00:28:11.320 You need to leave.

00:28:13.520 And it made him freak out.

00:28:14.120 It's like speaking in memes.

00:28:15.400 Yeah.

00:28:15.860 That's like a Mickey Mouse voice made him freak out.

00:28:17.840 All right.

00:28:18.200 Beef tongue.

00:28:19.140 I don't like eating beef tongue because you can tell it's tongue.

00:28:21.600 Yeah.

00:28:21.860 It feels like you're eating tongue.

00:28:22.960 It feels like you're chewing on a tongue.

00:28:24.580 Okay.

00:28:24.700 So that's why I don't eat that.

00:28:26.460 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:28:28.980 A little bread tip.

00:28:30.040 You know you guys get a loaf of bread and then you're like wrestling the heel of the bread

00:28:34.260 to get the two slices in between it, like past it, trying to get what you want.

00:28:38.280 You see?

00:28:38.700 Yeah.

00:28:39.020 You see you have to wrestle it and then leave it?

00:28:41.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:41.960 The real way to do it is you just throw the heel away day one.

00:28:45.720 Look at this.

00:28:46.120 Look how much easier it is.

00:28:47.700 Comes right out.

00:28:49.120 That's a good tip, actually.

00:28:50.320 Yeah.

00:28:50.780 I thought that was going to be some schizo dumb shit.

00:28:52.900 No, it's smart.

00:28:54.120 Throw it out right away.

00:28:55.080 You throw it out anyway.

00:28:56.380 At the end, it's just the two heels.

00:28:57.520 If you even make it to the end, it probably gets moldy before you finish the loaf.

00:29:01.100 I call it the butt.

00:29:02.540 Yeah.

00:29:02.900 You call it the heel?

00:29:03.780 Whatever.

00:29:04.560 It's fascinating.

00:29:05.280 Just throw it out.

00:29:06.500 Throw it out early.

00:29:07.880 Throw it out often.

00:29:08.340 Show watchers know what to do.

00:29:09.900 All right.

00:29:10.200 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:29:11.700 Before we do, this week's Cringe of the Week is brought to you by Fleckustalks.com.

00:29:16.680 Guys, you've been watching the show for years.

00:29:19.780 You've been watching Fleckus on the street for years.

00:29:21.780 Have we ever really asked for anything?

00:29:23.620 Mm-mm.

00:29:23.920 You guys go and you watch Netflix, you watch Hulu, you watch Starbucks, you go to Amazon,

00:29:31.020 you do all these things.

00:29:32.340 Give money to people that hate your guts, right?

00:29:34.820 Sure.

00:29:35.580 Do we ever ask for anything?

00:29:38.000 Kind of.

00:29:38.720 Pretty much every episode.

00:29:40.160 Pretty much.

00:29:40.740 But here's something that's actually important that I am asking.

00:29:43.780 I want you guys to join Fleckustalks.com.

00:29:46.200 It's only seven-something bucks a month with the first month free, and it's bonus content,

00:29:51.300 bonus content, bonus content.

00:29:52.740 Four hours of bonus content a month.

00:29:55.120 We give you about eight hours of the public show, and then four hours of paywall content

00:29:59.920 a month.

00:30:00.460 30-minute bonus lands after every public episode.

00:30:03.680 Join Fleckustalks.com today.

00:30:05.620 First month is on me.

00:30:07.180 You'll love it.

00:30:08.260 And if you don't, unsign up.

00:30:10.280 We'll see you in bonus land.

00:30:11.580 Yeah.

00:30:11.840 Leave us in the dirt.

00:30:12.900 Fleckustalks.com is the website.

00:30:14.420 All right, let's really get some signups today, guys.

00:30:16.880 We worked so hard on this, and the show wouldn't exist without bonus land subscriptions.

00:30:22.480 And if we don't get the right amount of bonus land subscriptions, the show is not going to

00:30:26.560 exist.

00:30:27.000 So if you guys are trying to kill me and make me go work at Pizza Hut, it's working.

00:30:31.320 All right, Cringe of the Week.

00:30:36.300 Is that a good ad read?

00:30:39.240 I guess.

00:30:39.940 I guess.

00:30:40.640 It's a different kind of ad read.

00:30:42.520 Yeah.

00:30:43.100 We're not kidding.

00:30:44.420 Just please sign up.

00:30:47.160 And also, there was a little bit, there's like a bug in the browser, which we're getting

00:30:51.360 fixed.

00:30:52.340 But this week, if you're a bonus lander, we're going to be emailing out the links for Tuesday

00:30:56.980 and today's bonus land just to make sure everyone has it on unlisted links.

00:31:01.260 But any bugs you're seeing on the app or on the browser are getting fixed ASAP.

00:31:05.300 But we're going to get you guys the content via email just to make sure we're safe.

00:31:09.060 Cool.

00:31:09.420 All right.

00:31:09.880 Cringe of the Week.

00:31:10.420 The pussy guy can't pick up the fish.

00:31:12.940 Yep.

00:31:14.400 You have to just grab it and run.

00:31:15.860 Wait, let me give you some water first.

00:31:18.620 Hurry.

00:31:20.560 He doesn't even know how fishes breathe.

00:31:22.080 It's going to be hard, but you have to just grab it and run.

00:31:23.880 It's going to be hard.

00:31:25.200 He's going to die in front of us.

00:31:26.680 Grab him by the tail.

00:31:27.460 I can't.

00:31:27.880 No, no.

00:31:28.200 You can do it.

00:31:29.520 You got it.

00:31:30.000 Yeah, get the plastic bag out.

00:31:32.560 You got this.

00:31:33.140 Help me.

00:31:33.940 You got it.

00:31:36.660 Save it.

00:31:39.920 It's alive.

00:31:41.940 It's just catching its breath.

00:31:43.480 Great job.

00:31:44.680 All right, that's good.

00:31:45.380 Look at it.

00:31:45.880 It's in complete shock.

00:31:47.320 So that's what happens when you're too far removed from where the food comes from.

00:31:50.960 You can't even grab a fish, and then your girlfriend becomes the man.

00:31:54.560 Your girlfriend becomes the man.

00:31:56.380 You don't know what to do.

00:31:57.380 You wear this stupid outfit.

00:31:58.660 You think you're doing outdoor shit, and then you don't even know how to pick up a fish.

00:32:02.180 I'd say head back down the trail.

00:32:03.480 Get back to the Subaru.

00:32:04.680 You're done.

00:32:05.580 Yeah, you're very done.

00:32:06.620 And we were talking about this yesterday.

00:32:08.600 What's the opposite of a salt-of-the-earth person?

00:32:11.760 Yeah.

00:32:12.140 That's what this is.

00:32:12.900 This is like a whimsical, airy, in the clouds, up in the clouds.

00:32:16.520 Up in the clouds.

00:32:17.100 I'd say manic Muppet because it's like, I don't know what to do, and I'm a Muppet.

00:32:20.860 Yeah.

00:32:22.780 But this is not the guy you want to be walking around Brooklyn at 4 a.m. with.

00:32:26.660 Oh, certainly not.

00:32:27.980 Because you're going to get stabbed to death.

00:32:30.460 Yeah, and we need a word for opposite of salt-of-the-earth.

00:32:34.120 So we're still in negotiations trying to figure out what that is.

00:32:37.660 Yeah.

00:32:38.120 And then some people might say, well, don't be too concerned about that.

00:32:41.800 Where our next generation lacks in physicality and ability, they're making up for in knowledge and being smart.

00:32:49.620 Yeah, this guy probably works a MacBook really well, right?

00:32:52.420 The pussy who can't grab a fish.

00:32:53.700 He probably types the keyboard and does emails really good, right?

00:32:56.300 Yeah, so let's go see how and what kids are learning in college.

00:33:02.780 This guy's using an AI app that just answers every question correctly, and all he has to do is scroll past the question.

00:33:08.740 So everyone's about to be real dumb soon.

00:33:14.380 So the dumb kids, they don't read at grade level.

00:33:17.860 They don't do anything.

00:33:18.620 Like, we've been harping on this for a while.

00:33:20.500 And then the smart kids are using AI to do their homework.

00:33:23.840 And then the smart kids are going to be in charge of, like, a city's water filtration system.

00:33:28.720 Or, like, the whole, like, the electrical grid or something.

00:33:33.300 Then what happens?

00:33:34.300 Yeah.

00:33:34.660 Once the boomers move on and they're replaced by this generation and the next generation, it's called idiocracy coming quick.

00:33:41.260 Yeah.

00:33:42.020 And then another thing I'm going to add, no one knows how to think.

00:33:46.100 Obviously, no one knows info.

00:33:47.680 No one knows anything.

00:33:48.940 But no one, they don't even know how to think.

00:33:52.560 Yeah.

00:33:52.760 And that was what my parents always taught me was how to think.

00:33:55.560 Of course.

00:33:56.000 And that was, like, what the point of school was and why you work hard in school.

00:33:58.840 It's not necessarily what you learn.

00:34:00.460 It's how you learn to learn.

00:34:02.760 Yeah.

00:34:03.320 And, you know, if you ask a kid, hey, what's five times five times five?

00:34:07.000 I would go five times five is 25.

00:34:08.760 Twenty-five times four is 100.

00:34:09.880 Plus, 25 is 125.

00:34:11.040 And I would do it pretty much instantaneously.

00:34:13.340 You ask a kid now, and they're like, whoa, shit.

00:34:16.300 That's two of them?

00:34:17.060 Oh, shit.

00:34:17.380 That's two multiples?

00:34:18.680 And they pull out their phone.

00:34:19.960 Maybe they do it on their phone.

00:34:20.900 They have no idea.

00:34:21.580 And I was talking to the medic, Sisyphus, about this.

00:34:23.780 And he said this is like when you play the video game on cheat code.

00:34:27.800 Of course.

00:34:28.100 Where you have, like, unlimited life or unlimited money, unlimited speed.

00:34:31.140 And it's fun for a little bit.

00:34:33.160 But eventually it gets – it's not what the point of the game was.

00:34:36.740 It's funny you say that because I have a friend who I used to go over to his house.

00:34:41.260 And he'd be playing, like, a baseball game.

00:34:43.320 And he'd be up, like, 58 to zero.

00:34:46.080 And I'm like, what are you doing?

00:34:48.600 Can't strike out automatic home runs.

00:34:50.400 Would you say Mimetic Sisyphus is our consigliere?

00:34:54.740 Yeah.

00:34:55.400 I think so.

00:34:56.300 Known associate of the show.

00:34:57.620 Known associate inside guy.

00:34:59.960 But, yeah.

00:35:00.740 And also AI is supposed to make life easier and convenient and everything more efficient.

00:35:05.720 Exactly.

00:35:06.400 That's what AI is supposed to be.

00:35:08.160 It's like, oh, this thing that you don't have to do the dumb shit that you have to do with the menial tasks every day.

00:35:13.620 You can focus on the important stuff.

00:35:14.800 It's like a big picture and start thinking.

00:35:16.140 And this kid's just like, and then he rips the bong afterwards.

00:35:20.360 Like, it's over.

00:35:21.340 AI is making people more retarded than helping.

00:35:24.200 Exactly.

00:35:24.740 By a lot.

00:35:25.460 All right.

00:35:25.680 Let's go to the next person, the size-inclusive hotel pitch.

00:35:28.960 Mrs. Fletcher.

00:35:30.580 These are the exact steps that hotels can take to be more size-inclusive and accessible for travelers of all sizes.

00:35:35.640 Make elevators and hallways spacious.

00:35:37.060 To allow for easy movement of larger individuals and those utilizing mobility devices.

00:35:42.500 That's good.

00:35:43.340 So, she wants to rebuild the hallways and widen them so she can fit.

00:35:49.420 So, she basically wants everyone to have a smaller hotel room so she can get to her pigsty easier where she feeds, I guess.

00:35:55.780 I think she feeds in the room.

00:35:58.400 And, you know, let's start tearing down some of those pre-war buildings in New York City.

00:36:04.220 Yeah.

00:36:04.420 We have 400-pound people now, guys.

00:36:07.060 Yeah.

00:36:07.460 You have this hallway, and then you're like, all right, we need to widen it.

00:36:10.320 It's like you're going into every single person's room now making it, like, 50 square feet smaller.

00:36:15.160 And also, in terms of this woman, I think we saw her last when she was advocating for fat fuck airplane seats.

00:36:20.980 So, she's, like, a regular in this fat acceptance, whatever, fat.

00:36:26.180 It's not even fat acceptance.

00:36:27.440 It's fat rebuild society machine.

00:36:29.960 And, to me, this is approximately the same as, like, someone being like, oh, I'm defending minor attracted persons.

00:36:38.340 Yeah.

00:36:38.620 It's, like, an opinion so unpopular and so, you know, unthinkable that it's like, why would you even get on the internet and write this shit and say this shit?

00:36:49.620 If this was a collab with the New York Post, the New York Post buzzsawed you.

00:36:54.300 Yeah.

00:36:54.760 Oh, yeah.

00:36:55.260 Oh, yeah, do that video.

00:36:56.920 We'll post it, and then everyone roasts them in the comments, and you have the engagement that, you know, everyone's looking for, and your thing goes viral.

00:37:04.100 The faceless New York Post loves it.

00:37:05.760 They go, wow, 7,000 comments.

00:37:07.780 Yeah, we'll feature that.

00:37:09.020 You should do a selfie video.

00:37:10.760 Do a wide shot selfie video.

00:37:12.460 Exactly.

00:37:13.020 Look at this wide shot.

00:37:14.180 They cooked her.

00:37:14.960 Look at her.

00:37:15.660 They're like, make sure your gut's in the frame.

00:37:17.480 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:17.720 In those fat arms.

00:37:19.220 And throw, like, a little light behind you to make it look nice.

00:37:21.740 Yeah.

00:37:21.940 So, if she did, you know, I don't even want to do the obvious bits.

00:37:26.220 Like, if she put one-tenth of the effort into not feeding her fat face, then she'd be fine, and this wouldn't be an issue, blah, blah, blah.

00:37:33.460 They got the Indian doctor out in Houston who would be happy to sew you shut.

00:37:37.400 Oh, you're eating too much.

00:37:38.860 You're eating too much.

00:37:39.600 You gained the weight since the last visit.

00:37:42.080 What's his name?

00:37:42.760 Dr. Whatever.

00:37:43.980 Yeah.

00:37:44.740 All right, let's move on.

00:37:45.940 Let's get into some of the trans shit.

00:37:48.560 Are you ready?

00:37:49.260 I'm thrilled to be here.

00:37:50.800 Let's go to Non-Binary Police Stop.

00:37:53.460 This is my favorite video.

00:37:55.700 Can you remember that I told you that?

00:37:58.440 I'm non-binary.

00:38:00.380 Yeah, I'll try my hardest.

00:38:01.920 Okay?

00:38:02.260 It's not something that I do with every day, so I'll have the mistake of the habit, right?

00:38:07.480 Thanks.

00:38:08.080 So, I'll refer to you as Kai, right?

00:38:10.040 Yes.

00:38:10.600 Perfect.

00:38:11.500 I want you to imagine about a four-inch wide line, okay?

00:38:14.580 That four-inch wide line is just going to go from your right foot completely straight to the back of your car.

00:38:18.500 Can you picture that four-inch wide line?

00:38:22.760 Can you picture it?

00:38:24.020 Just a straight four-inch wide line.

00:38:25.720 Yes.

00:38:26.420 Perfect.

00:38:27.420 Hang on.

00:38:28.040 Do you want me to move, please?

00:38:29.340 I'm going to go over some instructions before you do anything, okay?

00:38:32.000 I need to know if you have any injuries or anything that would prevent you from doing a standard walk or a turn tonight.

00:38:36.780 Mental health.

00:38:38.560 Any physical injuries?

00:38:41.340 Mental, yeah.

00:38:42.000 Nothing that would prevent you from just walking and turning.

00:38:47.220 I saw you exit the vehicle.

00:38:48.480 You walked over here just fine.

00:38:49.540 No complaints of injuries.

00:38:50.660 I know.

00:38:51.120 I'm just saying.

00:38:52.640 Okay.

00:38:52.920 It's all PTSD.

00:38:54.320 I get you.

00:38:56.260 What else you want?

00:38:58.600 Well, unfortunately, I'm just asking about physical.

00:39:01.080 I know.

00:39:01.600 Okay?

00:39:01.820 I know you are.

00:39:02.320 So, I want you to go ahead and put your left foot on that four-inch wide line just like I'm doing.

00:39:07.340 Now, with your right foot, place it in front of your left in a heel-to-toe-touching manner with your arms by your side.

00:39:12.600 Just like this, ma'am.

00:39:14.620 Ma'am.

00:39:15.100 Not call me ma'am, please.

00:39:16.620 I'm trying my hardest.

00:39:17.820 Okay, well.

00:39:18.900 Okay.

00:39:19.700 It means a lot to me.

00:39:20.960 I'm trying my hardest.

00:39:22.040 You're at a DUI.

00:39:23.060 You're going to get DUI.

00:39:23.800 Okay.

00:39:24.200 It's kind of triggering.

00:39:25.480 Right foot in front of your left.

00:39:26.840 Nope.

00:39:27.180 Go back.

00:39:28.220 I'm going to place you in a position.

00:39:29.800 Right foot in front of your left, heel-to-toe-touching, just like I'm doing.

00:39:34.780 Right foot in front of your left.

00:39:37.200 Heel-to-toe-touching, just like I am.

00:39:42.740 I'm sorry.

00:39:43.420 It's a whole man thing.

00:39:44.560 Just like...

00:39:46.200 I apologize.

00:39:47.560 Let's see if we can move forward from it.

00:39:49.100 Arms by your side.

00:39:50.460 Heel-to-toe-touching, just like I am.

00:39:52.060 I'm sorry.

00:39:52.620 That man thing, it really messed me up.

00:39:55.680 I kind of realized, and I was talking to the medic system about this as well.

00:39:58.580 Oh.

00:39:59.760 Consigliere.

00:40:01.760 Basically, it's like when you misgender people, the reaction they give kind of reverts back

00:40:07.340 to their true gender.

00:40:08.720 So if this lady doesn't want to be called a ma'am, and you call her ma'am by accident,

00:40:13.060 you actually call her a woman by accident, then she'll have an emotional breakdown and be

00:40:17.780 really upset.

00:40:18.620 She'll act like a woman about it.

00:40:19.820 She'll act like a woman about it.

00:40:20.800 Or if you go, you know, you find a male-to-female transitioner, and you call them sir, they'll

00:40:25.900 What the fuck did you call me?

00:40:27.140 Yeah, they'll freak out and mess up your shit.

00:40:29.460 Testosterone-filled response.

00:40:30.320 Also, you have a testosterone-filled response where it's like, all right, you kind of revert

00:40:34.180 back to what you are, you know, from the manufacturer.

00:40:37.900 They always reveal themselves.

00:40:39.340 Yeah.

00:40:39.580 It's manufacturer settings when you misgender someone.

00:40:42.940 And yeah, that's my favorite thing.

00:40:44.000 It's like the preamble of, can you call me, can you not call me ma'am?

00:40:47.740 I'm non-binary, I'm Kai.

00:40:49.380 And then immediately explaining the DUI test steps.

00:40:52.380 It's like, we're beyond that.

00:40:53.660 You're pulled over having a DUI.

00:40:55.560 Maybe you should focus on not going to jail and having to pay like three grand or whatever

00:40:59.660 a DUI costs.

00:41:00.660 Oh, probably 10.

00:41:01.460 Yeah.

00:41:01.780 You know, that ma'am really, really is triggering.

00:41:04.800 That's not the important part right now, Kai.

00:41:07.400 You blew up 0.18.

00:41:09.300 All right, let's go to the death penalty for child abusers.

00:41:16.220 Yeah.

00:41:16.500 It says, leading report, breaking, Florida Senate Committee has unanimously passed a bill that

00:41:21.560 would give the death penalty to those who commit sexual crimes against children.

00:41:25.840 And then a person replied and said, the amount of people not understanding this is going to

00:41:29.480 be used to kill trans and queer people is making me lose my mind.

00:41:33.120 Weird that you would say that.

00:41:34.740 Because that's what's important.

00:41:36.460 Trans and queer people getting killed.

00:41:39.900 And my favorite thing about stuff like this is all the time, it's like, no, no, no, no,

00:41:44.440 no.

00:41:45.140 It's a very specific box.

00:41:47.340 And then that has immutable characteristics.

00:41:50.940 It's nothing.

00:41:52.400 It's not trans people.

00:41:53.460 It's not black people.

00:41:54.220 It's not white people.

00:41:55.020 It's anyone who raps a child.

00:41:56.940 Yeah.

00:41:57.300 You know, it's very clear.

00:41:58.960 And then people, it kind of shows how pointless the obsession with carving out your community

00:42:04.100 is because it doesn't mean anything.

00:42:06.580 It's like, oh, black people are disproportionately arrested for stealing cars.

00:42:10.440 It's like, we're just arresting people stealing cars.

00:42:13.640 Did they steal the car?

00:42:14.580 I don't know.

00:42:14.980 What are you talking about?

00:42:15.940 Like, we arrest car thieves in America.

00:42:17.900 Are they being framed for car thefts?

00:42:20.320 It's like, I saw you steal that car.

00:42:22.700 It's a number one move.

00:42:23.540 Police just show up and accuse people of stealing cars.

00:42:26.440 And it's like, dude, it's very Freudian.

00:42:30.280 You let it slip.

00:42:31.920 Trans people, if they're raping kids, should be executed.

00:42:35.480 I'm sorry.

00:42:35.920 What a strange thing to say for this lady.

00:42:38.320 Quite fascinating.

00:42:38.980 And there was another article, too, that's kind of related to it.

00:42:41.780 Well, it's just a similar headline.

00:42:43.680 This one's from CNN.

00:42:45.080 It says, parents shouting at children can be as harmful as sexual or physical abuse.

00:42:50.980 Study finds.

00:42:52.280 And then this guy replied, raising your voice is as bad as pedophilia.

00:42:55.860 You think you hate the media enough, but you definitely don't.

00:42:58.880 Yeah.

00:42:59.440 So, study finds.

00:43:01.340 So, let's shred that study.

00:43:03.980 Oh, pedophilia and shouting?

00:43:06.120 Okay.

00:43:07.340 Who did the study?

00:43:08.700 And where are you getting your funding from?

00:43:10.340 Come into my office.

00:43:11.540 Yeah.

00:43:11.980 You know, here's a box.

00:43:13.200 Pack up your shit.

00:43:13.880 Pack up your shit.

00:43:14.700 You lost your tenure.

00:43:16.340 What were you doing with that fucking study?

00:43:18.840 All right.

00:43:19.140 Let's move on to the gay antibiotics.

00:43:21.240 The gays, because they take so many pills and stuff and antibiotics.

00:43:25.620 No, it's the gays, because they have so much promiscuous sex,

00:43:28.060 they get the syphilis, gonorrhea, those types of diseases at a significantly higher rate than the gen.

00:43:34.580 And they keep taking antibiotics and they abuse antibiotics, keep taking them.

00:43:38.220 And then.

00:43:38.980 So, let me just read it.

00:43:40.680 It says,

00:43:41.060 U.S. health officials plan to endorse a common antibiotic as a morning after pill that gay and bisexual men can use to try to avoid some increasingly common sexually transmitted diseases.

00:43:51.500 And basically, it's based off a couple studies.

00:43:56.280 The proposed CDC guideline was released Monday, and officials will move to finalize it after a 45-day public comment period.

00:44:03.860 That's why we're talking about it.

00:44:05.360 With FT, yeah.

00:44:06.200 With STD rates raising the record levels.

00:44:09.000 Basically, it's doxycycline.

00:44:11.620 I don't know.

00:44:12.020 It doesn't matter.

00:44:13.080 But it's for chlamydia, syphilis, and gonorrhea, right?

00:44:15.500 Mm-hmm.

00:44:15.720 Which are all, if you get tested and get them right away, they're all semi-easily treatable.

00:44:21.100 Yep.

00:44:21.320 Right?

00:44:22.040 And so, that's why we disagree with this entirely.

00:44:24.260 Because the drug's side effects include stomach problems and rashes after sun exposure.

00:44:30.440 Some research has found it ineffective in heterosexual women.

00:44:34.280 And widespread use of doxycycline as a preventative measure could theoretically contribute to mutations that make bacteria impervious to the drug.

00:44:44.320 So, you guys remember back in the day, multidrug-resistant tuberculosis?

00:44:48.100 Mm-hmm.

00:44:48.500 You guys remember those sort of things? Like, bacterial infections, they mutate, can become superbugs.

00:44:56.540 And then, you know, it's gay men and bisexual, and then you know those bisexuals ruin it for us because they go gay, and then they go back, and then gen pop gets it, heteros get it.

00:45:06.740 And then they did the beta test with monkeypox last year, and now they're going to release a new pandemic via the gays, the LGBTs.

00:45:14.220 So, we're calling it now, be on the lookout for super syphilis or super gonorrhea, whatever branding they come up with.

00:45:21.500 And we know where it came from.

00:45:22.720 Because gay guys need a morning after antibiotic instead of just treating a disease if they get it.

00:45:28.000 So, gay guys, once again, showing that their promiscuity and sex parties and shit knows no bounds.

00:45:33.920 And it's going to ruin this country.

00:45:35.320 Yeah.

00:45:35.940 All right, let's move on.

00:45:36.940 Men in tech.

00:45:37.540 There was a conference for women in tech, but there was a little loophole where men could apply as non-binary.

00:45:45.100 So, a bunch of people did that.

00:45:46.640 Career conference for females in tech was taken over by male attendees.

00:45:51.020 They were there just purely for the career fair.

00:45:53.940 Social media clips filmed at the Grace Hopper, the world's largest gathering of women technologists, show men standing in line to meet with recruiters.

00:46:02.140 This is a space for women in tech.

00:46:05.340 This is one of those few limited resources that isn't for you.

00:46:10.760 It's for us.

00:46:11.620 Some of the male attendees reportedly lied about being non-binary just to get in.

00:46:16.220 But it's interesting that...

00:46:17.760 That's pretty good.

00:46:19.140 Uh, yeah.

00:46:20.760 I'm not worried about my gender.

00:46:22.620 I need a motherfucking job.

00:46:24.280 I need a job.

00:46:25.460 I got fired.

00:46:28.100 I was fired.

00:46:29.360 I'm going to the Grace Hopper event.

00:46:31.660 And so, what do you think?

00:46:32.860 You think maybe these types of women should have paid more attention to the Matt Walsh, what is a woman question?

00:46:38.160 Yeah.

00:46:38.640 I guess that what is a woman question actually is important.

00:46:41.400 I think the definition there should have been, you guys should have been okay with labeling that.

00:46:45.160 Otherwise, Grace Hopper would just have these male tech nerds.

00:46:48.240 Yeah.

00:46:48.480 You guys owe Matt Walsh an apology.

00:46:50.420 I think so.

00:46:51.080 And also, women are 16% of computer science grads and are accounting for 25% of new hires.

00:46:58.060 So, they're overperforming.

00:46:59.520 They're almost doubled.

00:47:00.760 They're almost doubled overperforming.

00:47:03.320 And Mimetic Sisyphus, he posts about this on Twitter.

00:47:05.680 We're bringing him up a lot today.

00:47:06.660 He's like the best follow on Twitter.

00:47:08.140 One of the smartest guys we know.

00:47:09.440 He said, why does everything have to be 50-50?

00:47:12.880 Why is 50-50 a sign of like it being done correctly?

00:47:17.780 Oh, tech is this many men, this many women.

00:47:20.100 Once it's 50-50, then we're at a good equilibrium.

00:47:23.200 Firemen, not the same.

00:47:24.560 Garbage men, not the same.

00:47:25.880 All these jobs aren't 50-50.

00:47:27.120 Nurses, oil rig workers.

00:47:28.300 Nurses.

00:47:28.540 It doesn't fucking matter.

00:47:29.320 Why does it have to be 50-50?

00:47:31.120 You know?

00:47:31.760 Why don't we let people's proclivities and skills define what the balance is?

00:47:36.880 And then like we'll have the most effective systems instead of trying to do some sort of like astroturf thing.

00:47:43.260 Exactly.

00:47:43.880 All right.

00:47:44.060 We got to move on.

00:47:44.900 We're low on time.

00:47:46.660 Well, that's going to be a long episode, I think.

00:47:47.940 That's going to be a long episode.

00:47:49.140 It's over.

00:47:50.100 It's already too late.

00:47:51.040 Yeah.

00:47:51.340 Sorry, Nick.

00:47:52.300 Sorry, Nick, the editor.

00:47:53.780 Sorry, Nick, the editor.

00:47:55.680 We are in urban decay.

00:47:57.320 Don't get too down.

00:47:58.240 Don't get too depressed.

00:47:58.940 It's about to get a lot worse.

00:48:00.040 Yeah.

00:48:00.680 It's getting ugly.

00:48:01.820 It's urban decay season, I would say.

00:48:03.980 We have a strong, long urban decay today.

00:48:06.400 It is urban decay season.

00:48:08.140 As everyone probably saw, we're going to play it in the background, the censored version.

00:48:12.480 There was that guy in Brooklyn out with his girlfriend, the leftist activist who got stabbed to death by some street rat.

00:48:19.420 4 a.m. on Malcolm X Boulevard.

00:48:21.500 You need to change your awareness levels depending on where you are and what you're up to.

00:48:26.160 9 a.m.?

00:48:26.960 9 a.m. getting a coffee.

00:48:28.500 You're probably fine, but keep an eye out.

00:48:31.140 Low.

00:48:31.680 Low level.

00:48:32.180 You're out to lunch.

00:48:33.100 Everything's okay.

00:48:34.340 4 a.m.

00:48:35.100 Malcolm X Boulevard.

00:48:36.820 You got to raise the alert a little bit.

00:48:39.460 Yeah.

00:48:39.740 You got to heighten your senses, your spidey senses, right?

00:48:42.160 Yeah.

00:48:42.440 And here's what I think is interesting.

00:48:44.500 Watch here as they're walking towards the street rat.

00:48:47.660 Look at her stride first.

00:48:49.600 Her stride goes, goes, goes, stops dead in her tracks.

00:48:53.240 Something in her brain is like not going any further.

00:48:55.860 Something's wrong.

00:48:56.980 Look at his stride.

00:48:58.280 His stride's doing the same thing.

00:48:59.960 He's walking towards the guy.

00:49:00.940 He sees him kind of acting out, and his stride slows by the slightest amount, slows by like 8%.

00:49:08.800 And that was because his brain said, hey, stop walking.

00:49:11.780 Something's up.

00:49:12.540 But then his progressivism, his liberalism.

00:49:15.240 Which overrides the brain.

00:49:16.900 Overrode that, and his programming kicked in, and it was like, well, I can't slow down or go a different way because I see a black guy acting crazy.

00:49:24.500 I need to just walk right by him like he's anyone else.

00:49:27.040 Everyone's normal.

00:49:27.800 Everyone's the same.

00:49:28.820 Yeah.

00:49:29.040 Everyone's normal.

00:49:29.680 Everyone's the same.

00:49:30.400 It's 4 a.m., and this guy's got a knife.

00:49:31.940 He's kicking over trash cans.

00:49:33.460 I can't stop or go the other way because that would be racist.

00:49:36.320 And then he keeps walking.

00:49:37.420 He overrides his instincts, and then he gets slashed and killed.

00:49:40.680 And as he's getting killed, his girlfriend just kind of stands around and doesn't do anything, an Antifa-type girlfriend.

00:49:47.100 ACAB, Karl Marx-loving girlfriend, right?

00:49:49.480 And she's like, as her boyfriend is getting stabbed to death, she's like, okay, okay, okay, like trying to reason with this individual.

00:49:57.280 The stabber.

00:49:58.100 And then the cops came, and she wouldn't describe the perpetrator because she said that that would be racist.

00:50:03.860 I haven't been able to verify that.

00:50:05.520 I think Jack Posobiec tweeted that.

00:50:07.220 He has, but where do we get it from?

00:50:10.700 According to Jack Posobiec.

00:50:12.220 All right, we'll lay it on Jack.

00:50:13.400 We'll lay it on Jack.

00:50:14.160 We'll lay it on Jack, and that's not us.

00:50:15.900 I believe it.

00:50:17.060 I've been looking for a source material on that the whole time.

00:50:20.180 And now they have a GoFundMe, too.

00:50:22.640 Well, they have a GoFundMe for the guy.

00:50:25.680 They have a GoFundMe for the girl.

00:50:28.460 And they have a GoFundMe for some friends.

00:50:31.580 Who want to take off from work.

00:50:33.340 That doesn't mention the funeral costs.

00:50:35.440 It's not about the funeral.

00:50:36.300 They want to take off from work.

00:50:37.520 They want to take time off work and recover from their friend getting killed.

00:50:41.400 Yeah.

00:50:41.800 So, what's that about?

00:50:43.660 I don't know why I would give you money for that.

00:50:46.060 Why do you think she didn't react?

00:50:49.100 I think she was drunk a little bit at 4 a.m.

00:50:52.460 and was wearing a dress and didn't want to get blood on her dress.

00:50:56.320 And didn't think that administering first aid was a priority.

00:51:00.220 And it was like, oh.

00:51:01.180 Her boyfriend's on the ground like this, and she's just kind of standing around.

00:51:05.480 I think she's on birth control, and her brain's probably fried.

00:51:08.020 Well, based on the ACAB shirt and the Karl Marx support and the Facebook post where she wrote,

00:51:13.240 all cops are bastards and the police aren't your friends and called them pigs and shit.

00:51:17.700 You know, her brain's rotted.

00:51:19.700 She's not living in reality.

00:51:21.260 She's too far from how food is made.

00:51:23.260 She's opposite of salt of the earth.

00:51:25.000 So, salt of the earth person would take off their jacket and tie up somebody's arm or their wound or stop the bleeding.

00:51:31.160 Or they would scream, help, someone help me.

00:51:33.320 Right now.

00:51:34.260 It's for him.

00:51:35.220 Call 911.

00:51:36.140 He was stabbed.

00:51:37.840 That guy's right there.

00:51:39.080 Get him.

00:51:39.780 Yeah.

00:51:40.460 Right?

00:51:41.080 Black male, age 18.

00:51:42.900 Yeah.

00:51:43.340 A description.

00:51:44.940 But, you know, of course, she didn't do that.

00:51:46.940 And I want to talk a little bit more about the online reaction to this, right?

00:51:52.280 Because a lot of people on Twitter are going, oh, my God.

00:51:56.440 Calls for civility.

00:51:58.380 Yeah.

00:51:58.700 This guy's an Antifa.

00:51:59.720 He's like an Antifa supporter.

00:52:01.660 Calls for civility.

00:52:03.400 Calls for, oh, my God.

00:52:04.600 You guys are celebrating.

00:52:05.640 You guys are gloating over this death.

00:52:07.140 We're not gloating.

00:52:08.360 It's a fucking lesson.

00:52:10.100 It's a lesson that you can be the star child of the progressive worldview and still get knifed by a random criminal who should have been in jail probably.

00:52:18.940 We're still figuring out more about this suspect.

00:52:22.040 Apparently, he may have worked at a school.

00:52:24.220 Yeah.

00:52:24.940 Great.

00:52:25.600 So great.

00:52:26.160 Yeah.

00:52:26.440 Good thing he stabbed this fucking retard instead of a kid, you know?

00:52:31.260 Yeah, that's true.

00:52:31.960 And so the online backlash, it's like, dude, this is like an alligator handler getting death rolled by the alligator.

00:52:40.920 This is like a bullfighter getting gored by the bull.

00:52:44.100 And then also simultaneously saying alligators are actually harmless.

00:52:47.500 Alligators don't bite.

00:52:48.640 Alligators, blah, blah, blah, you know?

00:52:49.880 And then you get death rolled.

00:52:51.180 So it's not about, like, dunking or whatever.

00:52:55.860 It's about common sense, the power of fear, right?

00:53:01.380 Like, in the back of your head.

00:53:02.560 Why did this guy approach someone who was vandalizing shit at 4 in the morning on Malcolm X Boulevard?

00:53:07.500 What could have possibly been the upside of that?

00:53:09.800 That's life in the city.

00:53:10.880 That's how cities are.

00:53:12.100 There's no calculation on, okay, what's the upside?

00:53:14.260 What's the downside?

00:53:15.020 The downside is death, losing your life.

00:53:17.340 The upside is what, saving a scooter at 4 a.m. in a city that's already in disarray with so many migrants and street rats?

00:53:23.560 The upside is walking by the guy and not judging him.

00:53:26.560 I could judge.

00:53:27.460 I could figure out how to judge someone pretty quick.

00:53:30.060 Yeah.

00:53:30.700 So, I mean.

00:53:31.560 And then there's this funny meme that came along with it.

00:53:33.820 Yeah.

00:53:34.160 I never thought leopards would eat my face, Sob's woman who voted for the leopards eating people's faces party.

00:53:40.000 Yeah.

00:53:40.400 I mean, that's what it is.

00:53:41.620 No cops, no, you know, they're just stereotypical, this couple.

00:53:46.940 Yeah.

00:53:47.140 It's the stereotypical this, George Floyd, no cops, cops are bad, criminals fine, and cash bail, you know, all this stupid shit that makes a country worse.

00:53:57.100 And if I'm walking on that street and I see something like that, I walk a different direction or I cross the street and then someone would say, what, oh, I'm racist or I'm judging or I'm assuming everyone's bad.

00:54:09.160 Cool.

00:54:09.760 I'd rather be a little rude to the street rat kicking over trash cans at four in the morning with a knife.

00:54:14.520 Yeah.

00:54:14.760 I'm a little rude.

00:54:15.500 I'm refreshing my phone and, oh, damn, somebody called me racist as I'm kicked back eating snacks, enjoying the comfort of my own home.

00:54:22.620 I'm about to go in the pool.

00:54:23.860 Yeah.

00:54:24.080 You know?

00:54:24.560 Yeah.

00:54:24.820 I'll take that over knife to death, guys.

00:54:26.660 A hundred percent.

00:54:27.280 And this is, it's become the season of comeuppance, that woman who let her own killer into her building, who was a BLM, big BLM supporter.

00:54:36.180 The guy just knocks on the door.

00:54:38.040 She lets him in.

00:54:39.040 He doesn't have a key.

00:54:40.080 Why would you let in some six foot four gigantic 300 pound almost black man?

00:54:44.780 I wouldn't let in a six foot four 300 pound white guy either.

00:54:49.820 But you can't, you can't not let him in because if you did, maybe that's racist.

00:54:54.360 And now you're dead.

00:54:55.440 And now you're chopped up.

00:54:56.700 Now you're a dead person.

00:54:57.880 And it's sad.

00:54:58.920 It's ugly.

00:54:59.400 It's easily preventable in many cases.

00:55:01.340 Um, and you know, the, the thing is leftists want to talk about words after someone got violently murdered.

00:55:09.140 Yeah.

00:55:09.700 And if this guy wasn't a leftist, this would be an urban decay anyway.

00:55:13.740 Of course.

00:55:14.280 So it's not really like some sort of dunk.

00:55:17.220 It's just an ironic extra little salt on the top.

00:55:20.380 Right?

00:55:21.280 Yeah.

00:55:21.620 It's called laying in the bed you made.

00:55:23.640 So get in.

00:55:24.300 You can apply that to any part of your life.

00:55:26.080 Yeah.

00:55:26.740 You're laying in the bed you made.

00:55:28.100 Yeah.

00:55:29.220 Say you're really heavy.

00:55:31.060 You keep eating.

00:55:31.900 You can't stop eating.

00:55:32.880 And then you start having chest pains.

00:55:35.160 And then your bed has like a dent in it.

00:55:37.520 That's what happens to the bed you made.

00:55:38.660 Get in your bed.

00:55:39.600 Get in your bed.

00:55:40.240 Get tucked in.

00:55:41.300 You know?

00:55:41.540 All right.

00:55:41.660 Let's go to the guy who, um, Scott Adams replied to Scott Adams.

00:55:45.780 So Scott Adams said, um, if Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within a year.

00:55:51.460 And then this guy replies, the Dilbert dude is like Nostradamus.

00:55:54.680 Look at this prediction from 2020.

00:55:56.500 Wow.

00:55:57.000 Eerie.

00:55:57.280 And then.

00:55:58.680 Philadelphia journalist is killed in his home.

00:56:00.700 Josh Krueger was shot seven times.

00:56:02.580 The police say that no arrests have been made.

00:56:04.460 And then apparently it was like a gay lover.

00:56:06.260 It wasn't just random crime.

00:56:07.880 Well, it's either a black random crime or gay meth something lover.

00:56:10.960 Yeah.

00:56:11.300 These days is pretty much a two way street.

00:56:13.100 It's a coin flip.

00:56:13.820 It's called.

00:56:14.160 Which one was it?

00:56:14.920 We have one of each.

00:56:16.100 So.

00:56:17.240 John Doyle had a great tweet about it.

00:56:18.840 Can you read that?

00:56:19.340 He said, imagine being a libtard journalist and getting killed and everybody on right wing

00:56:23.140 Twitter dunks on you for not listening to them about crime.

00:56:25.760 But then it turns out you were murdered by your gay lover.

00:56:28.460 So they just pivot to dunking on you for not listening to them about being gay.

00:56:33.040 That's what it is.

00:56:33.960 And we're not laughing at the dead guy.

00:56:35.540 God rest his soul.

00:56:36.520 We're laughing at the John Doyle tweet.

00:56:37.760 We're laughing at the John Doyle tweet.

00:56:38.960 Which is really funny.

00:56:40.160 Yeah.

00:56:40.560 And you know what?

00:56:41.480 That guy.

00:56:42.240 That guy was on Twitter active.

00:56:44.940 Chirping everybody.

00:56:46.100 Chirping the right wing.

00:56:47.300 Chirping this.

00:56:49.060 Okay, buddy.

00:56:50.000 Have fun.

00:56:51.240 Yeah.

00:56:51.680 It's over.

00:56:52.800 We talk about urban decay all the time.

00:56:54.860 We're ready for urban decay.

00:56:56.620 I got a gun in my car.

00:56:58.380 Say I was murdered by like a right wing Nazi type.

00:57:02.320 Uh-huh.

00:57:02.600 People would go, oh my God.

00:57:04.680 You know?

00:57:05.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:05.620 That's comeuppance or something.

00:57:07.720 You know what I mean?

00:57:08.240 It's like, that's the people you hung around with.

00:57:10.120 Not that I would hang out with.

00:57:11.900 Literal Nazi.

00:57:12.860 Those are all feds.

00:57:14.060 I wouldn't hang out with them.

00:57:15.960 But you know what I mean?

00:57:17.060 It's the alligator handler.

00:57:18.860 It's the bullfighter.

00:57:21.180 It's like someone getting killed by the creation they made.

00:57:25.300 Yep.

00:57:25.800 And so, I mean, if, oh, is it mean to point that out?

00:57:30.100 Sorry.

00:57:31.160 Yeah.

00:57:31.720 Life's a little angry.

00:57:32.720 Life's a little mean.

00:57:33.800 Yeah.

00:57:34.320 It's an ugly world out there.

00:57:35.940 It's, well, the world is an angry place.

00:57:38.580 Yeah.

00:57:39.020 All right.

00:57:39.400 Let's move on to the Uber Eats driver who had her window smashed by the biker gang.

00:57:46.620 She's pulled over.

00:57:49.280 People are talking shit.

00:57:53.080 This guy gets out.

00:57:56.640 And then he smashes her back windshield.

00:57:59.440 He's got a gun.

00:58:05.340 He's got a gun and he headbutts her.

00:58:07.640 All right.

00:58:08.040 That's enough.

00:58:09.780 So that was an Uber Eats driver and she had her two kids in the back when she was doing Uber Eats

00:58:14.220 because she couldn't afford a babysitter.

00:58:16.020 Classic.

00:58:16.660 That's who, you know, that, oh, bad stuff only happens to evil white people who, you know,

00:58:23.120 once the crime is unleashed on the city, it only affects the Bruce Waynes, Bruce Wayne's parents,

00:58:29.600 you know?

00:58:29.920 And it's actually the opposite.

00:58:31.260 And that's what this next section is going to be about.

00:58:33.260 All these policies that allow crime to exist, allow criminals to commit crime and be released,

00:58:39.320 allow criminals to develop like a huge rap over time.

00:58:42.780 Yeah.

00:58:43.360 Who does it affect?

00:58:44.880 Does it affect the billionaires, the George Soros types, the Zuckerbergs, those people?

00:58:49.740 No.

00:58:50.640 It affects basically rich, normal people and everyone below them.

00:58:54.600 Exactly.

00:58:55.440 And Cernovich had a really good tweet about that, about who will be affected.

00:58:59.260 He said, gangs can't break into those $200 million houses.

00:59:02.960 A $5 million plus house is going to have lots of Rolex, Patek, AP, wife's purses, unarmed homeowner.

00:59:10.420 Even armed homeowner knows if you shoot, the Soros DA is going to cuff you.

00:59:15.480 This is the way of life now for rich Democrats.

00:59:17.320 And this was quoting a tweet where he said, organized criminal gangs are mostly leaving middle class people alone.

00:59:22.700 No valuables.

00:59:23.900 Billionaires have too much security.

00:59:25.680 So there's like a range of people where it's worth, the juice is worth the squeeze and they're not rich enough to defend themselves.

00:59:33.540 Yeah.

00:59:33.920 So that's kind of what's coming.

00:59:35.660 And then there's an article, a news article right here.

00:59:38.460 And it says, gangs from Central and South America entering the U.S. and targeting luxury homes.

00:59:43.140 So it's not the billionaires, it's like the multi-millionaires.

00:59:46.540 Yeah.

00:59:46.700 But they don't have weapons or they're not fully able to use them because of Soros DAs.

00:59:51.800 Think of like a successful surgeon, you know, someone who makes $700,000, you know, stuff like that.

00:59:57.420 So that's who's going to actually have the biggest problem.

01:00:00.000 And I think you're going to see a lot more home invasions.

01:00:02.460 Because they have like these new types of crimes now.

01:00:07.480 Yeah.

01:00:08.080 Urban Decay, we just like to cover the new shit, you know.

01:00:12.380 A lot of times like we can't show the same crime.

01:00:15.360 Oh, another carjacking, another carjacking.

01:00:17.080 We like to also inform the audience of what's going on new crimes wise.

01:00:21.100 So let's play this.

01:00:21.880 This guy is a car thief who has a signal mimicker or it might be an expander.

01:00:28.900 And so he goes up to the front door.

01:00:30.700 It echoes your signals.

01:00:32.940 On your key fob.

01:00:34.220 So push to start cars that have a signal.

01:00:36.760 It basically takes the signal, amplifies it towards the car.

01:00:40.280 So the car thinks that your key fob is in the front seat.

01:00:45.360 And if you leave your key too close to the front door, you can get it and get your car started.

01:00:52.220 So here he comes.

01:00:52.960 Backpack tech.

01:00:55.020 Oh, beep, beep.

01:00:56.020 Nice free BMW for the criminals.

01:01:00.700 And it works.

01:01:01.680 They get it and they get in and they get the car and they get out.

01:01:04.380 And they're out.

01:01:04.940 And then other street rats.

01:01:06.280 So you made a good point the other day when we were talking about how street rats back in the day used to like collect bottles.

01:01:11.880 And then they would make, you know, 10 bucks or whatever.

01:01:14.860 Homeless people used to be, it used to be one, one fiftieth of the percent.

01:01:19.860 And then they used to just collect cans.

01:01:21.960 A lot.

01:01:22.520 Not all of them.

01:01:23.320 They stayed to themselves.

01:01:24.100 But it was kind of one of those like, oh, the fish cleans the shark's teeth.

01:01:27.800 You know?

01:01:28.120 Mm-hmm.

01:01:28.500 Okay, they get 40 bucks from all the cans and the streets are a little cleaner because there's no cans and bottles, right?

01:01:35.420 But now there's a new way for the street rats.

01:01:39.560 They keep doing crimes, not getting caught.

01:01:41.200 And then they're like spreading the ideas of the crimes.

01:01:45.240 So this one, these people sold this stolen dog on West Portal yesterday for $250.

01:01:50.640 A concerned resident noticed something was wrong and he paid the ransom.

01:01:53.920 The dog was reunited with its owners.

01:01:55.840 The frequency of this behavior is increasing and it's alarming.

01:01:59.080 So they're stealing dogs and holding them ransom.

01:02:01.400 So homeless people now, because of how vast they are, how many of them, you know, they're in their little camps.

01:02:08.820 They share ideas.

01:02:09.960 They communicate.

01:02:10.860 They go, oh, if you get this, if you steal this, they'll give you fentanyl for that.

01:02:14.720 And, oh, catalytic converters are actually where all the metal is.

01:02:18.320 They don't collect cans anymore.

01:02:20.320 And so you look at an individual street rat, you go, that's just a fucking loser, dork, idiot.

01:02:26.100 But together with all their systems of information and how to hustle the system.

01:02:30.220 The network effect.

01:02:31.160 The network effect.

01:02:32.000 They become like a corporation with a profit-seeking motive.

01:02:35.780 And all the profit comes from ripping off you.

01:02:39.200 And so it's like they send out their little moles.

01:02:41.700 It's like an ant colony.

01:02:43.980 And they send out one.

01:02:44.840 It's like, hey, I had success kidnapping a dog.

01:02:47.660 It's like kidnapping a dog.

01:02:48.620 I didn't even think of that.

01:02:49.820 And they start getting into these street rats.

01:02:51.540 Hey, I got a success.

01:02:52.400 The Kias, they can start really easily.

01:02:54.340 The USB.

01:02:54.860 You put a thing in the thing.

01:02:55.460 USB.

01:02:55.660 USB.

01:02:56.380 You steal a car, you live in the car.

01:02:57.740 So it's becoming very nefarious that like there's so many that the homeless people have reached a critical mass where now they share information and best tips and they don't snitch and they do crimes together.

01:03:09.480 They keep getting arrested and let out.

01:03:11.880 So they just like return back to what they were doing.

01:03:14.380 And then they have no ways of getting real jobs or whatever because they're so committed to this lifestyle.

01:03:18.520 Exactly.

01:03:18.820 And they just get returned to the street and there's more and more and more.

01:03:21.600 And then the people who have stuff have less and less and less and less freedoms.

01:03:25.440 So it really makes me miss the 90s when you had one street rat and all he was doing was collecting bottles in a shopping cart.

01:03:31.340 But, oh, they got him.

01:03:32.340 They got him trying to bust the, rob the liquor store.

01:03:35.240 He's in jail for a couple of years now.

01:03:37.240 He's gone.

01:03:38.040 Not anymore.

01:03:38.860 Now he's like, ah, it didn't work.

01:03:40.020 Got to try again tomorrow.

01:03:41.760 So, I mean, it's important to teach people about the new crimes.

01:03:45.260 Your dog might be, if you live in a city, your dog might be snatched.

01:03:48.860 And keep your key fobs to your cars away from your front door.

01:03:52.720 And I'm sure there's something with the key fob where if you put it in an aluminum bowl or, you know, something where it doesn't get amplified.

01:03:58.820 Away from the front door, though.

01:04:00.360 All right, let's go to the guy who was arrested 66 times.

01:04:03.740 Yeah, so this guy.

01:04:05.060 This is really sad.

01:04:06.300 So a father of three on his way to a high school reunion is killed by career criminal, cops say.

01:04:11.860 And here's the guy.

01:04:12.760 Here's his face.

01:04:13.600 Christopher Wright was killed by Daryl Roberts, who had 66 prior arrests.

01:04:19.780 And we are of the belief that no one should have 66 prior arrests.

01:04:24.360 You shouldn't exist.

01:04:25.500 Once you're at 10, you're pretty much gone for life.

01:04:28.200 I think 20 is life, depending on the severity.

01:04:31.400 10, you could make an argument for life.

01:04:33.260 But a prominent Tennessee businessman was shot and killed by a man with 66 prior arrests.

01:04:39.080 Christopher Wright was in downtown Chattanooga when he got into an argument with Daryl Roberts, a career criminal known as Too Tall.

01:04:48.020 Yeah, when they have the stupid hood names.

01:04:49.820 Yeah, exactly.

01:04:51.040 We called him George Floyd Mayweather because it kind of looks like that type, you know.

01:04:55.500 There's a certain type of street rat we're seeing where it's like a kind of an in-shape black guy, but only because they're running around doing like crimes.

01:05:03.380 They're skinny.

01:05:04.020 Yeah, they're skinny and they're always doing – they're like around the neighborhood up to no good.

01:05:09.520 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:10.180 So we call him George Floyd Mayweathers.

01:05:11.880 Okay, so surveillance of the incident shows Wright, a father of three, including an eight-week-old baby, right, talking to Roberts and another man before walking away.

01:05:19.940 Wright then turns around to say something to the two men with Roberts reacting by walking up to him and firing his gun at Wright's head, police say.

01:05:26.680 Just executed him.

01:05:29.280 And so we're doing a little research on these arrests that he has.

01:05:33.820 One of his most notable arrests include a home invasion in 2010 where he fired six shots through a bedroom door in Hickson Pike.

01:05:43.280 And the family was like behind the door.

01:05:45.600 It was like children and the family behind the door and he's going boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:05:50.400 And he's in.

01:05:51.560 But he doesn't need to stay in jail.

01:05:52.960 And the guy who got killed went to Yale.

01:05:54.760 The guy who got killed was a high school football and baseball player who went on to study at Yale before returning to Chattanooga to pursue business through several companies before settling down as a partner at Alderman Enterprises, right?

01:06:06.180 So it's like a valuable, nice family man with an eight-week-old and –

01:06:11.360 Business went to Yale.

01:06:12.320 He got Ivy League educated.

01:06:13.840 He gets killed by some stupid idiot named Tutal who's been arrested more birthdays or more times than anybody here has birthdays.

01:06:23.280 I'm sure we have a couple.

01:06:24.700 But like what – think about what have you done 66 times?

01:06:27.840 Gone on an airplane maybe?

01:06:29.560 I don't –

01:06:29.840 Max.

01:06:30.540 Like it's crazy.

01:06:32.340 Think about 66 times of getting fingerprinted, in cuff, drive to the police station, fingerprinted, the court date.

01:06:39.060 It's like insane.

01:06:39.920 The guy had a – was a businessman.

01:06:42.100 He had three kids, an eight-week-old, including an eight-week-old, went to Yale, nice member of society, going to a family reunion, and gets killed by this guy Tutal.

01:06:51.120 And then here's –

01:06:51.600 Makes you want to say it.

01:06:52.880 Makes you want to say a bad word.

01:06:54.560 Then Chattanooga Mayor Tim Kelly condemned the shooting, described it as an isolated, senseless, and brazen act of gun violence.

01:07:00.560 Random.

01:07:00.860 And obviously it is, right?

01:07:02.800 But the sad – he goes, the sad reality is that sometimes proactive policing only goes so far, particularly when you're dealing with the kind of person who would commit a murderous act of apparent rage in front of a witness, in front of witnesses, on the steps of his own apartment building under the blue light of a well-known public safety camera.

01:07:18.140 And it's like proactive policing only goes so far, 66 arrests.

01:07:23.180 Proactive policing only goes so far, 66 arrests.

01:07:26.500 You're not proactive policing.

01:07:28.080 Shut the fuck up, mayor.

01:07:29.440 Yeah.

01:07:29.780 Yeah, so this guy gets arrested 66 times.

01:07:32.560 Everyone thinks that this crime stuff is so out of hand, there's no solution.

01:07:35.620 We have the graph from El Salvador.

01:07:37.720 There is a solution.

01:07:39.020 The murder rate in El Salvador falls from the world's highest to the lowest in the Western Hemisphere at 2.3 per 100K in 2023.

01:07:47.780 He has locked everyone up.

01:07:49.360 The gang members who are committing all the murders, they're in jail now, huddled up on the ground, running drills.

01:07:55.040 Yeah.

01:07:55.300 They're running drills in between cages, where they should be.

01:07:58.120 And now the murderers are gone.

01:07:59.780 It's that easy.

01:08:00.660 You just have to have the will to do it.

01:08:02.240 It wasn't even hard.

01:08:02.920 All right.

01:08:03.120 Let's move on to the Walmart's racist.

01:08:05.740 Do you want to move that to Bonusland?

01:08:06.880 Because if we're going over way too much?

01:08:08.600 We can do it here.

01:08:09.660 We have other things going to Bonusland.

01:08:11.160 We have an 11-year-old shooter, and then they're trying to buy 30,000 laptops for, I think, Baltimore School District.

01:08:16.600 We're covering that in Bonusland.

01:08:18.440 It's going to be good.

01:08:18.980 Yes, I did.

01:08:20.420 Drag me the fuck out.

01:08:22.120 Drag me the fuck out.

01:08:23.060 Drag me the fuck out.

01:08:25.480 On repeat.

01:08:26.700 You know it's coming when they start repeating.

01:08:29.520 That's the giveaway.

01:08:31.000 Start wrecking shit.

01:08:31.800 Drag me the fuck out here.

01:08:39.680 Drag me the fuck out here.

01:08:41.900 Drag me the fuck out here.

01:08:43.360 Drag me the fuck out here.

01:08:44.640 Oh.

01:08:45.600 That's assault, brother.

01:08:46.640 Oh.

01:08:46.980 You're not supposed to be in your party.

01:08:54.240 Yes, ma'am.

01:08:55.060 All right, now go to part two.

01:08:57.700 All right, so fat, hold on, before we even go to part two.

01:09:00.820 Fat, morbidly obese black woman in Walmart causing a scene.

01:09:04.960 No shame.

01:09:06.000 No shame.

01:09:06.920 Wrecking the whole store, right?

01:09:08.040 Walmart is racist!

01:09:11.840 Walmart is racist!

01:09:13.780 Walmart is racist!

01:09:18.920 Walmart is racist!

01:09:22.080 Walmart is racist!

01:09:22.880 You get the point.

01:09:23.720 You get the point.

01:09:24.620 She keeps repeating it.

01:09:25.960 Which is a tenant of the show.

01:09:27.800 Like, that's when it's time.

01:09:29.640 Whenever you hear the repetition come, you know it's going to escalate to chaos.

01:09:33.520 Yeah.

01:09:34.120 But you know how it goes.

01:09:35.820 Cops will shoot somebody.

01:09:38.240 Then there'll be a protest, a.k.a. everyone loots and robs the stores.

01:09:41.500 So racism to looting, to stealing, right?

01:09:45.000 And then if a cop tries to stop you from stealing, that's racism too.

01:09:49.660 So it's like an infinity loop of stealing.

01:09:51.940 Either way, it ends, it's racism to stealing, stealing to racism, racism to stealing.

01:09:57.540 So it's kind of a loop.

01:09:59.000 It's a roller coaster, right?

01:10:00.140 Yeah, exactly.

01:10:01.320 And then the other point I want to make about this, this is a morbidly obese black woman on a mobility scooter causing a scene in Walmart after clearly shoplifting or being in the wrong somehow, right?

01:10:12.940 I don't really know the full story.

01:10:14.900 But she's shameless.

01:10:17.340 On the ground being arrested yelling Walmart is racist.

01:10:20.820 There's no shame.

01:10:21.760 There's no like, oh man, I'm embarrassed by my actions, right?

01:10:25.140 There's no like, okay, we're going to take you to court, get you in front of the judge, you'll apologize, you'll do your time, a little community service, whatever.

01:10:32.980 There's none of that.

01:10:33.920 She's not learning any lessons if this is what she's up to, right?

01:10:36.980 So this doesn't work for this type.

01:10:38.880 So my suggestion is let the cop just work her out a little bit.

01:10:43.720 Beat her up a little?

01:10:44.480 Just hit the ribs.

01:10:45.780 Nothing permanent.

01:10:46.880 Nothing like no eye shots.

01:10:48.440 Just let the cop slam a phone book against her abdomen a couple times.

01:10:52.280 Beat her up.

01:10:52.680 Hit her with like a stick.

01:10:53.460 I said that maybe the cop can tase her and then she'll shit her pants.

01:10:56.340 That'll embarrass her.

01:10:57.400 Yeah, maybe that'll finally embarrass her.

01:10:59.760 But for someone with no shame and no incentives to not be a piece of shit in society, maybe the light corporal punishment needs to be brought back.

01:11:08.280 I think this is just you work her out a little bit and it's like you think she's coming doing this at Walmart again if she got beat up the first time?

01:11:16.320 I think that's a good idea.

01:11:17.040 I think she will if she just goes slap on the wrist, community service, judge.

01:11:20.880 She'll be back in a week.

01:11:21.720 Like if she knows that cop's there and he looks at her like this, she walks in and he looks at her like this, she's not fucking doing it again.

01:11:28.440 That's a good point.

01:11:29.380 All right.

01:11:29.880 Let's move on.

01:11:30.580 Don't get too down.

01:11:31.180 Don't get too depressed.

01:11:31.880 We have uplifting gold.

01:11:33.200 First uplifting gold clip.

01:11:34.360 We're going to have to move fast because we're running out of time.

01:11:35.700 I know.

01:11:36.040 We went over.

01:11:36.820 It's okay.

01:11:37.620 People like long episodes.

01:11:39.100 That's true.

01:11:39.800 That's true.

01:11:40.260 Especially now you go twice a week and then you have bonus land too.

01:11:42.440 So you guys get like 100 hours.

01:11:45.000 Yeah.

01:11:45.260 The math adds up.

01:11:45.960 Sucks the soul.

01:11:47.300 All right.

01:11:47.640 Keep going.

01:11:48.020 All right.

01:11:48.540 Divorced dads.

01:11:49.980 The card game.

01:11:51.540 I'm opening up a pack of divorced dads.

01:11:53.620 So let's just get right into it.

01:11:55.600 Okay.

01:11:58.780 Starting off strong.

01:12:00.220 Dad's new look.

01:12:01.840 Goatee.

01:12:03.940 Missing remote.

01:12:06.440 The fridge.

01:12:08.720 White Oakleys.

01:12:09.280 White Oakleys.

01:12:10.380 I'll be honest.

01:12:11.180 These aren't good ones so far.

01:12:13.420 Actually, Facebook market's not bad.

01:12:16.200 Oh, drywall hole.

01:12:17.040 Okay.

01:12:17.220 I have this one, but holographic.

01:12:18.960 And it actually has a hole already in it.

01:12:21.980 But this one's not holographic.

01:12:24.060 Tower of Sad.

01:12:25.140 Hey, look at that.

01:12:26.000 That's a good one.

01:12:26.960 I should.

01:12:27.720 I'm going to sleeve this one.

01:12:29.560 Dad's new friend.

01:12:31.040 You know, I have a couple of these and none of them are what you want.

01:12:35.980 Leftovers.

01:12:36.640 Okay.

01:12:37.040 Last card.

01:12:37.660 Now, if I pull the house on this, I'm going to retire in Cabo Wabo.

01:12:44.020 Here we go.

01:12:45.380 Come on, house.

01:12:47.320 Ah.

01:12:48.380 Fuck.

01:12:49.040 Jam bands.

01:12:50.880 That's funny.

01:12:51.840 Good shit.

01:12:52.440 Divorce dads.

01:12:53.300 Made the cards.

01:12:54.080 You did the full thing.

01:12:54.960 Yeah.

01:12:55.380 Good for you.

01:12:55.800 That's a good bit.

01:12:56.560 All right.

01:12:56.840 Girl gets hit with football.

01:12:59.160 Looks like.

01:13:00.200 Warm-ups at the Auburn game, it looks like.

01:13:02.220 Here comes the kick.

01:13:04.040 You got hit.

01:13:05.460 Right in the head.

01:13:06.120 Right in the head.

01:13:06.640 Right in the face.

01:13:07.500 Uplifting.

01:13:08.120 Yep.

01:13:08.300 All right.

01:13:08.700 The guy, the Texas Cowboys find a cow on the road.

01:13:11.600 This is in Texas.

01:13:13.100 The cow is running free on the highway.

01:13:16.880 It's a little calf.

01:13:17.920 Daniel, get out and help.

01:13:19.020 I can't.

01:13:19.500 I don't know how to fucking get a cow.

01:13:20.780 Oh, my God.

01:13:21.240 Don't hurt him.

01:13:21.700 Get out and help.

01:13:22.500 I can't even hold a fish.

01:13:23.880 There's cowboys.

01:13:24.720 That's how you do it, though.

01:13:25.620 I was like, dude, look.

01:13:26.400 What the hell are you saying?

01:13:27.160 I got the guys on horses.

01:13:28.420 That's how you do it.

01:13:28.920 You hear the woman saying, oh, my God, don't hurt him.

01:13:31.420 Wait.

01:13:31.660 I can't.

01:13:32.200 This is like.

01:13:32.740 Why don't you go take a walk in Brooklyn at 4 a.m.?

01:13:35.760 Yeah, 4 a.m.

01:13:36.340 He's going to die of fear.

01:13:37.680 All right.

01:13:37.980 That's good.

01:13:38.900 He's going to die of fear.

01:13:40.140 People are too far from the food.

01:13:41.720 Yeah.

01:13:42.160 You should see how.

01:13:43.200 You ever have veal cutlet?

01:13:44.900 You ever have veal parm?

01:13:46.460 I bet she has.

01:13:47.200 It tastes great.

01:13:48.280 I bet she has.

01:13:49.080 I bet.

01:13:50.020 The owl has a toy.

01:13:52.060 Yeah, this was an owl who had a little horsey toy.

01:13:55.440 You know the horse with the stick and the owl got it.

01:13:58.700 Hobby horse.

01:13:59.420 If you look at the picture, it looks like a witch on a broom.

01:14:03.120 So if you ever see a witch on a broom, you can't jump to the conclusion that that's a

01:14:07.500 witch on a broom because there could be an explanation for it.

01:14:10.240 Good tip.

01:14:10.940 That's the tip.

01:14:11.580 That's why people stay all the way to the end and watch Uplifting Gold.

01:14:14.400 Yep.

01:14:14.600 Last clip of the show, Yellow Vest Hat.

01:14:18.120 You're leaving a football game and it's bumper to bumper traffic.

01:14:20.880 You bring a yellow vest, have your boy go direct traffic and get you out.

01:14:30.340 And he returns to the car.

01:14:33.160 They listen to the lady.

01:14:33.980 I know you fucking lying.

01:14:40.440 All right.

01:14:41.440 So what?

01:14:42.040 Good episode.

01:14:43.140 Good episode.

01:14:43.900 Great clips.

01:14:44.840 Good points.

01:14:45.740 Best takes.

01:14:46.660 Where else do you find this stuff?

01:14:48.820 Anyone else doing it like this?

01:14:50.220 Mimetic Sisyphus' profile.

01:14:51.960 Yeah.

01:14:52.520 Apparently.

01:14:52.860 Exactly.

01:14:53.500 Anywhere else you find it like this?

01:14:54.900 No.

01:14:55.540 If you want 30 extra minutes of the show, FluckusTalks.com is the website.

01:14:59.680 We are going to be going over a lot more great clips and more funny stuff.

01:15:03.140 Stuff that we can't even show on this platform.

01:15:05.660 And we have some Chicago updates for the peacekeepers.

01:15:09.920 They decided to hire felons to help keep the peace on the streets because they know the streets so well.

01:15:16.000 And then what happens?

01:15:16.980 We'll show you.

01:15:18.260 We'll tell you in bonus land.

01:15:19.520 So FluckusTalks.com is the website for that.

01:15:21.220 It is Friday.

01:15:22.760 So we are going to do a small business shout out like we always do.

01:15:26.600 It's Gideon Optics again.

01:15:28.320 Because they're watchers of the show.

01:15:30.060 So if you don't need to buy any optics, give them a five-star review on Google.

01:15:34.980 Yep.

01:15:35.280 Let's churn them.

01:15:36.080 Let's juice them a little bit.

01:15:37.780 Because they use what?

01:15:39.620 They use promo code Cabana?

01:15:41.140 Yeah, promo code Cabana.

01:15:42.080 That's the type of shit I like.

01:15:43.500 So Gideon Optics.

01:15:44.200 They're show watchers.

01:15:45.380 They love the show.

01:15:46.160 They get the lore.

01:15:47.100 They're one of us.

01:15:48.100 You guys like optics, buy optics from them, like of course.

01:15:51.840 And if you don't need optics, just leave some nice reviews.

01:15:55.820 The Santa Monica drainage co, they got a lot of good reviews and it really helped their SEO.

01:16:02.140 Yeah, that's the thing.

01:16:03.160 We're helping out our people.

01:16:05.000 Our guys.

01:16:05.620 And when it turns, like when you have a small business and you want it, then if you participate in the review spamming, it's going to help you get picked too.

01:16:15.500 Yeah, exactly.

01:16:16.360 So it goes a long way.

01:16:17.740 Leave some reviews for them.

01:16:19.060 It's linked in the description.

01:16:20.400 Thank you guys for watching.

01:16:21.840 We'll see you in bonus land.

01:16:23.000 If we're not going to see you in bonus land, we'll see you on Tuesday.

01:16:25.980 Another Fluckus Talks in the Books.

01:16:27.740 Thank you guys for watching.

01:16:28.720 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

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