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Are all fast food workers created equal? We re going to tell you why they re not. Then Kamala dropped a new accent, and it s her most egregious yet. And in Cringe of the Week, a new fake hate crime just dropped. And last but not least, we have more proof that the Rust Belt is toast. All this and more on today s episode of Flucka Socks.
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All right, welcome back to Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 202.
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Today on the show, are all fast food workers created equal?
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Then Kamala dropped a new accent, and it's her most egregious yet.
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And then in Cringe of the Week, a new fake hate crime just dropped.
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And last but not least, we have more proof that the Rust Belt is toast.
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Earth is set to temporarily obtain another moon on September 29th.
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You put this in here with no context, just like an Instagram style headline.
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It's probably some meteor or something that comes in briefly, does two orbits and bounces.
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But I think like everyone's just going to go, oh, yeah, new moon temporarily.
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And I think, I don't want to get too schizo too early, but if we do have fake aliens that
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come, they're going to be fake because it's going to be Project Blue Beam style disclosure
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And I think there's a world, if fake aliens were to come, where they come and endorse Kamala.
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Because they go, oh, there's too much hate on Earth and Trump is hateful and it's time
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You didn't want to start out too schizo though, is what I heard.
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And then temporary moon, fake aliens, endorsing Kamala.
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And they just put that out there like it's not the biggest story of all time.
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I think they say the Earth had two moons at one point.
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The moon impacted with the Earth 4.53 billion years ago is the story, which I'm sure you're
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But the temporary moon, it's like, I don't know if stuff in space moves like that.
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The Hezbollah pagers and walkie-talkies blew up.
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Can Mossad just blow us up whatever they want via our electronics?
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I think it was a specific thing that they supplemented or they supplied to Hezbollah.
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Like they put explosive on a battery and then they heated it up.
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And so unfortunately, here's a couple of pictures of some of these guys.
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So I'm starting to not believe in your I'm Italian story.
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So I understand why you're worried about them blowing up your phone now.
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Italian, Sicilian, North African, North Africans and the Arabs kind of did their thing.
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But either way, can Mossad blow us up whenever they want via our electronics?
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Can't say yes or no, but my phone is not going to be behind my bed anymore on the table.
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Obviously, this is like a tactic of war and a little sneaky way to do it.
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And then I'm kind of like zooming out and looking at the picture.
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And it's like people who are pro-Israel, right?
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But then there's like women, like women posting on Twitter, like some guy getting blown up and
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But then it's like, can you really kill just them?
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What if the guy's driving around with this kid in the car?
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I saw him in a grocery store and some guy's scampering away who was just getting dates
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But yeah, there's a weird thing where women and I have a particular woman in mind who I
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You're posting about it on Twitter from a suburban Maryland or wherever you are house.
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And obviously, that's been a common theme with the Ukraine stuff.
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The drone footage of a guy looking up like this and giving up on his life while Ukraine
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It's either like HR white lady or HR black lady.
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I can't imagine she's going to, what she's going to do at like a Chinese convention or
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And then also a big part when we were making fun of her tone switching, black Twitter.
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Oh, yo, white people just figuring out tone switching.
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And now they're going to be like, oh, white people figuring out tone switching to a new
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And then now that we're fully getting into our politics section of housekeeping, CNN
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did kind of like a man on the street report where they were interviewing people at a restaurant
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and listen to what they said about the Kamala supporters.
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But what was really incredible is in every single restaurant of the people willing to
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talk to us, we could only find one Harris supporter in every restaurant.
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The person that you're encouraging to win, Kamala Harris, is supposed to get like 80
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But then when Trump goes to blue New York City, there's miles of people lined up on the
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Speaking of the West, Arizona is a big swing state that Trump needs to win.
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A massive error invalidating almost 100,000 voter registrations in the 2024 election just got
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Democrat Secretary of State Adrian Fontes said the state accidentally marked 97,000 voters
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who did not provide proof of citizenship as having done so.
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In Arizona, voters who haven't provided proof of citizenship are allowed to vote, but only
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for federal offices, if you include this 97,000, the number of voters who haven't provided proof
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So 150,000, oops, accidentally validated registered voters.
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Oh, and how much is a swing state divided by or decided by?
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And I'm sure it goes all in one direction as it always does.
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But it also is a Democrat Secretary of State, so that could maybe be like 150,000 Trump supporters
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that are now going to not be registered to vote, or it could be them just trying to close
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Right now in Arizona, there's 250,000 more Republicans registered to vote than there
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So I'm sure that 150K was trying to close that gap a little bit.
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And it's like playing Monopoly and it's chance, and you're a Republican, and the error is never
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And obviously, with this election, policy is very important, at least for our side,
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And then there was a thing on MSNBC when they were talking about how Kamala will do foreign
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relation-wise in dealing with dictators, and listen to what they said.
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Not only is she positive, does she bring hope and optimism, but as a black woman, the
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product of a mixed marriage, she will inspire millions of people throughout the world.
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Our credibility as a nation that we would be able to allow, our country is so great that
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we're allowed a woman like that to become the commander-in-chief, the president of the
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That is going to send a powerful message all over the world.
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People like Vladimir Putin are going to say, hey, wait a minute.
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These guys, you know, they truly have a democratic country.
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Vladimir Putin is really going to respect us now because Kamala is married to Doug
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And then obviously China and Putin are going to laugh when they hear that.
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But it just shows that the Democrats think the whole world thinks like they do.
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Which is like the big takeaway where like, well, she's a person of color and she has this
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weird family and her daughter's pans or whatever, as if that's going to like help with anything.
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And Putin famously, like in that whole Tucker interview, the entire context of his thought
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process and how he thinks, which this guy apparently skipped, was that the foreign policy
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The CIA, the deep state, whatever his version of calling it was, does the same thing regardless.
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And obviously it really doesn't matter when Joe Biden's in the chair.
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So retarded point, even if you're not being a leftist.
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So obviously the Democrats need to lie and cheat big time coming into the election.
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Um, and that democracy is on the ballot is kind of like their main point.
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It's a little long, but Richard Rappoy is a great reader.
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Yeah, he says, Trump is trying to steal your democracy by running for office.
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Meanwhile, Democrats are importing millions of fake asylum seekers to political battleground
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states to create one party Democrat rule, pack the Supreme Court to remove it as a separate
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branch of government, remove the filibuster to neuter the minority party, censor and jail
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dissenters as misinformation, control the entire news industry to keep the public uninformed
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via a mesh network of hoaxes from fine people hoax to the January 6th insurrection hoax,
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bankrupt and jail independent political voices, maintain a voting system that cannot be fully
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audited by design, fake pollsters support any suspicious vote outcomes, take away your
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most useful firearms, weaponize assassins of political opponents via media messaging.
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Democracy is on the ballot, but then also all those other things, right?
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Yeah, so democracy actually is on the ballot, but the side that is saying that is fully
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backwards and that's like a rules for radicals thing, accuse them of what you're doing.
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So people would hear that and they go, oh, democracy is on the ballot.
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Even if like you would never assume that democracy is on the ballot, but it's Kamala that doesn't
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follow that and it's Trump who you need to vote for.
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So it keeps people off of that realization because you wouldn't think, oh, maybe it's
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And Trump has a great policy that just dropped.
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He's going to, I'll let him say it for himself.
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And while working Americans catch up, we're going to put a temporary cap on credit card
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People get into a slippery, slippery slope and debt usury against it for the most part.
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But one of his other policies, which I think is even better, is his plan to not tax overtime
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And I just think something like that is such a precise and targeted thing where it's like
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You have to be working more, like obviously a hard worker to do overtime and like taking
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And then if you're working overtime, you're the type of person who has been affected by
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That's like a certain working class, you know, waiters and waitresses and people who have
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obviously been affected by inflation and housing costs and all that.
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But I just think that's such a nice, targeted, precision airstrike on taxes, you know?
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Working class people, that's who that applies to.
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There's people who want the free handouts and the government subsidies.
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That's who's going to vote Democrat for people who take pride in their work and work hard
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and want to work more and make more money and provide for their families.
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That's like the middle class vote that's so important this election.
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And then CNN was trying to get some middle class voters perspectives on the upcoming election.
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The economy, getting the interest rates down, getting it to where we can afford to live in
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Okay, now let me maybe ask like a slightly impolite question.
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But, you know, if you can afford a boat, you're not hurting so bad, right?
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Because a boat costs a lot of money and it's a lot of upkeep.
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And I am successful and retired with boats, jet skis, because I did it right.
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I would never try to take anything away from you in that way.
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But what I'm asking is groceries are probably a smaller part of your budget than, say, you
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I think it's interesting that people who are a little bit more comfortable are still so
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Like, all the middle to upper class white people who only got rich because they oppressed
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It's like, if you're 55 and you can't afford a $30,000 pontoon boat, yeah, I don't know.
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Or maybe you just didn't have the right job, right?
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To say that to an older, retired guy is a little disrespectful.
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We're not talking about a Jeff Bezos mega yacht here.
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We're talking about a pontoon on your local lake and a $1,500 jet ski he bought off Facebook
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So that's not supposed to exist in the economy.
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And that's such an average middle class, Midwest, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, all those states
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But the point is, that's a very attainable goal if you put your head down and kind of
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People that guy's age back in the day could be like a teacher or a mailman and then have
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Like that's so out of the question now because of how bad things have gotten.
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And he's also thinking about everybody else, too.
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All those things help every single person in the economy.
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But she asks him, like, is it selfish because groceries is less of a percent of your income?
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And it's like, they love boiling it down to groceries.
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And it's like, yeah, groceries, insurance, rent, home insurance.
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Yeah, every single thing was affected by inflation.
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And so, obviously, this guy is a very rational, normal person.
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She kind of like, what a weird style of interviewing.
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Like, I don't want to be rude, but you have a boat.
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Producers are probably in her ear like, no, no.
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We have some new info about the guy who tried to assassinate Trump from the bushes at the golf course.
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They interviewed his neighbor, and this is what the person had to say about him.
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When you were at the house inside, did you see anything political or anything like that?
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No, the only thing I've seen, they had a horse in the house.
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I mean, they were, I don't know, I mean, kind of weird, you know.
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We may never know what his motivations were, but he had a horse in the house.
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And he's not been charged with trying to actually assassinate Trump yet.
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And then earlier in the week, there was a story about a potential bomb at the rally in New York.
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It was someone who was doing training, which is weird in itself.
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But I wanted to make a point out a difference between the right and the left.
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Like, as soon as we found out on the right that it wasn't actually a bomb planted at the event,
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everyone on the right was like, guys, it's not true.
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But when the Democrats have something like that, and they find out something that they promoted
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and said was true is not true, they just go, oh, that was six months ago.
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Stuff like that does happen all the time, though.
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Like, they completely don't do it the same way we do it.
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I just wanted to point out that big difference.
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Moving on, one former CNN host is trying to act normal lately.
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I wanted to just say, listen, I'm really sorry that this is going on and it's being dealt with this way.
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Not because I'm in favor of his politics or what he says.
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A guy pointing an AK-47 at him while he's playing golf?
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And we take solace in the fact that the guy didn't get any rounds off?
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If I had been through what that guy's been through in the last two months, you would not know where I am.
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So now that he's off of CNN, he has to, like, stop doing the lefty lunatic shit, I'm assuming.
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And he has to attract actual viewers, not just be played with no sound in an airport like CNN does.
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Yeah, collecting a check and then saying whatever needs to be said for COVID or anything like that.
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And then this kind of tells me where, like, the sentiment's at.
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You know you see some polls and some polls will be like, oh, Kamala's neck and neck with Trump.
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The real poll is the sentiment of people who left CNN and what they view Trump as now.
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And it's like him doing that kind of tells me that he thinks Trump's going to win
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and he's going to need to attract an audience and be relevant in a couple months from now.
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Yeah, it's reasonable, which takes us to our migrant section.
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First things first of our migrant section, can you read this headline?
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Yeah, this is old, but it says 158 Dems vote against Bill to deport illegal immigrants who commit sex crime.
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I guess they need the people here so they can vote and lower the trust of society.
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And, you know, it's just, what on earth would be the reason to block this?
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Makes you wonder who we're up against and what their motivations are.
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So let's check in on the Rust Belt, the heart of America.
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Like the most important people, the working class Americans.
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And let's, we're going to go kind of fast through them.
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We're going to check in on Dearborn, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Whitewater, Wisconsin.
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And then we're going to check in in Pennsylvania where kids are back at school.
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And there's also some Haitians that are back at school as well.
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This is Charleroi, Pennsylvania, which is an up and coming dumping ground for more Haitians.
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And let's hear some of the testimony about how school is going from there.
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I think they are trying to get even interpreters to teach the kids, let alone get to this part.
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There were 45 Haitians that started kindergarten this year.
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A kindergarten class is probably no more than 60 at most.
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Like one classroom is probably like 20 kids, I'm thinking.
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So like the majority of kindergarten is Haitian now.
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I wonder how kids can learn in school if no one speaks English.
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I would guess that instead of rising all tides and the leftists are trying to tell you, oh, it's multicultural.
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But instead, everybody just drops down to like the most basic shitty English you can.
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And then the Creole, the Haitians don't learn English as well.
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And it's just the lowest common denominator situation, right?
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And it says there was 4,000 Americans and 2,000 Haitians in the school.
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So that's one of the smallest towns that we're going to say.
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Obviously, Springfield was like 59K and got 20K.
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On December 28th, Whitewater's police chief and city manager wrote a letter to the White House.
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They're asking the Biden administration for help as this city of about 15,000 handles an estimated 800 to 1,000 migrants.
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We did close for two weeks at one point just to sort of reassess how we were serving the needs of everybody.
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Christine Zabios, director of the community space, says there was not a huge increase in visitors,
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but they were seeing a lot of people with no idea how the space works.
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Sometimes we felt that we had people who were maybe taking more than they needed just because they didn't know they could come back.
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The letter states police are struggling to watch the entire community because they're seeing three times the number of unlicensed drivers.
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Then the city says it bought, quote, costly translation software so police could communicate with migrants when handling traffic cases up to more serious cases,
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including sexual assaults and the death of an infant.
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And we have a broken illegal immigration system.
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The illegal immigration system has gotten so bad that we have to solve that first.
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Congressman Brian Stile is among more than 60 House Republicans trying to make that point by visiting the southern border.
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These are actually Venezuelans being dumped in whitewater.
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Costly inability to communicate translator services, right?
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Whether that's in school or police in this case.
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People who are obviously straining the welfare system.
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The woman who spoke at the beginning of that video worked at a food bank basically with clothes.
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People took too much, didn't know they could come back.
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And then driving without a license and just kind of general crime, like free-for-all shit, right?
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And all those locations we just showed you are just Rust Belt.
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Dearborn obviously has been going on for the longest time.
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And that's what it's going to look like where all these Haitians are.
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But the most infuriating part of this is like they write a letter to the White House about it.
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And then the state reps are going to get together and go visit the border and see why this is happening.
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Oh, the Border Patrol, they're actually helping them.
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It's like writing a letter to the White House and they go, oh, yeah, exactly what we thought we were doing is happening.
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They crumple it up and they basketball shoot it into a trash can, right?
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That's why democracy is on the ballot in this election.
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Because once they stuff a certain amount of people in and the anchor babies really drop, we might not be able to salvage anything.
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Once these people start voting, it's going to get very democratic.
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And then you're kind of wondering, I'm sure, why we have so many of these people from like these really bad countries.
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And there was actually a tweet that sums it up that compares Trump and even Obama's last term when it comes to inadmissible aliens.
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And then all of a sudden, the Biden-Harris team lets in all these people from Venezuela, Nicaragua, and Haiti.
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And Venezuela and Haiti are the ones causing the most problems.
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I haven't heard too many bad, horrible stories out of Nicaragua yet.
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But you got to assume they're in some small town that hasn't been brought into the national media attention yet.
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But so this tweet says, remember when Congress changed the statutory definition of inadmissible to mean illegal aliens, we fly into the interior of the country?
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You're telling me Congress never passed a law authorizing that and Biden-Harris didn't even campaign on doing it?
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Like those are the temporary protective status that's being offered.
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People are able to check in on an app and flown into the interior of the country.
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You see a lot of leftists talking about how they're here legally on some magic wand that Kamala waved and Joe Biden waved saying, oh, well, they're temporarily protected.
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And it's like, yeah, we don't really view that as legal or anything.
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And no one told us about this until they already got here.
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That's something we've said for basically all Western countries, England, France, the UK, Norway, Sweden, those countries that really got smoked from Middle Eastern migrants.
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And then when you oppose it, then they say you're a racist or something because they're here legally because someone waved a magic wand and said 20,000 Haitians in Springfield, please.
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Our last clip of our migrant section is some newcomers who discovered charity bins where people can donate like clothes and sneakers and stuff.
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It looks like they're shopping right out of them.
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We need these people here to help the economy or whatever.
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Any like feel good thing, anything you have set up in society that's like a resource for people actually down and out on their luck, that just gets taken over and it becomes a free grocery store or a free clothing store in this case.
00:33:03.220
Dial down the social trust, dial up the crime, and welcome to America.
00:33:10.940
Which takes us to my favorite part of the show.
00:33:15.320
This is where we can talk about whatever I want.
00:33:19.100
First things first, we have a couple offenses, one from a Republican and one from a Democrat.
00:33:28.320
You bring other facts to bear in the debate that are being ignored.
00:33:33.260
And I loved, I think it was in that interview where Dana Bash says, you know, the police have gone through 11 months of recordings of calls and they've only found two Springfield residents calling to complain about Haitian migrants taking.
00:33:52.520
That's supposed to be what you say in your house by yourself.
00:34:00.060
There's some stuff you say on camera and there's some stuff you say in the privacy of your own home.
00:34:10.940
Having Trump not only have had the codes, but now having the classified information for Americans
00:34:16.760
and being able to put that out and share it in his resort with anyone and everyone who comes through should be terrifying to all Americans.
00:34:29.280
You know, those penalties offset replay the down.
00:34:37.100
Even though Rich Lowry, I don't even think is fully our guy.
00:34:40.940
So I just thought that was funny that two sides had a little slip up.
00:34:50.360
That's not like dumping 20,000 Haitians into small town America.
00:35:05.060
I got a new shirt I can't really wear, but it's exciting to add it to the wardrobe, similar to the George Floyd hat I have.
00:35:11.740
Yeah, you have a lot of this type of shit that you can't wear and you never wear, and I'm beginning to think, why?
00:35:19.340
Maybe I'll wear it in the house only, and then I take, like, the trash out or something, and then it puts me into a precarious situation, potentially.
00:35:34.000
This guy said, started calling the middle of a loaf of bread the King's Bread and saying things like, a cheddar this fine demands the King's Bread.
00:35:43.200
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
00:35:52.440
You got to have your own ways to have fun, and whether it's stupid to other people, as long as it's entertaining to you, you got to have your fun.
00:36:00.700
Everyone's going to try to suck the joy out of you, ruin your life, all that type of shit, drop 20,000 Haitians.
00:36:06.520
But you got to have fun with your little King's Bread bit.
00:36:09.720
You can make a joke about the poison you're eating.
00:36:17.780
And everyone thinks, oh, all these big monuments and buildings, we built them ourselves like 200 years ago or something.
00:36:40.840
So you do something like this, and then the next point you're going to make, now nobody believes you.
00:36:51.540
You go, I don't know how stuff goes into space.
00:36:55.480
And then I go, hmm, you discredited yourself with half research shit.
00:37:00.420
But maybe that adds to the satire aspect of the episode.
00:37:03.900
So when the bad guys and the fact checkers and Google tries to get us, they'll go, well, they said this about the blacks and the Jews, but they said this about space travel and the mud flood.
00:37:30.800
I just wanted to get Brianna Taylor back on the record.
00:37:42.120
Mr. Beast, KSI, and Logan Paul are releasing Lunchly, a Lunchables competitor.
00:37:52.840
And so they said, why don't we put those together and then compete with Lunchables?
00:38:01.900
And as you can probably guess, it's full of seed oils and processed crap and lots of natural
00:38:07.860
flavors, which is another thing that's actually toxic, but it sounds right.
00:38:12.260
Like, oh, natural flavors, but it's actually full of non-natural things that are very toxic.
00:38:17.300
Kind of like how Planned Parenthood isn't really planning any Parenthoods.
00:38:23.880
It's fascinating to me because like, uh, that's what Lunchables is too.
00:38:30.240
And, um, but it's interesting that when Mr. Beast and these guys, they kind of faced some
00:38:35.340
backlash, like, oh, dude, they all have content that's kind of catered to kids in a way.
00:38:40.640
And then it's like, oh, you want to just add more kid slop.
00:38:43.340
You didn't take the high road or do anything good.
00:38:45.580
And, uh, they're like, yeah, but that's slop too.
00:38:50.240
But then they're actually like individuals and creators, you know, when Kellogg's or General
00:38:56.840
Mills or whoever makes Lunchables makes kid slop, it's like, that's for the investors.
00:39:08.240
It's a confluence of factors that made the kid slop.
00:39:12.620
And it's like, Hey, that guy's making kid slop.
00:39:27.380
And he said, anyone who goes against Ava has a problem with me.
00:39:35.400
And now he's feeding poison to the kids for lunch.
00:39:39.600
And it's like a, it becomes a money grab thing.
00:39:42.700
And it's Mr. Beast, probably not his real last name.
00:39:46.060
I don't know what his real last name is, but it's not Mr. Beast.
00:39:58.900
No, but anyway, like he, it really is just a money grab.
00:40:06.600
It's like, yeah, he's in the money grab game too.
00:40:10.180
Can you quickly read some of the ingredients from what comes in the Lunchly?
00:40:17.980
Enriched bleached wheat flour, flour niacin, reduced iron, theamine, mononitrate, riboflavin,
00:40:24.900
folic acid, water, vegetable shortening, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, sugar, salt,
00:40:34.980
And it's like if you buy it on the shelf and you're getting like a pepperoni pizza that's
00:40:38.460
not refrigerated, it's just like what on the shelf?
00:40:52.620
When you add pasta water to your sauces and recipes, you're unknowingly consuming concentrated
00:40:59.000
Boiling grains releases pesticides and herbicides like glyphosate into the water.
00:41:02.880
A Canadian study conducted last September found that 73% of glyphosate in grains transferred
00:41:10.080
Adding pasta water to sauce may help improve the texture, but it could have deleterious
00:41:26.100
And our last part of this final page of housekeeping, I may have told people this before.
00:41:30.660
Maybe we said in Bonusland, it's a little bit of a red pill.
00:41:39.920
This was brought on by watching his trans show, right?
00:41:42.960
Like we saw his trans show on Netflix where he went cross country with his buddy who went
00:41:50.120
I kind of, you know, a lot of people like Will Ferrell.
00:41:53.660
So you're going to upset some people with that.
00:41:57.260
You know, the lines, there's a lot of things, the writing, the costume design, the editing.
00:42:05.720
There's a lot of stuff that goes into surrounding Will Ferrell, making him funny.
00:42:13.440
And then once someone gets like political and like does the trans shit, you kind of like,
00:42:18.180
And then you look back and you go, wait, why did I ever think this was funny?
00:42:29.160
And now I watch him and I go, oh, this guy is just like an obnoxious, gay, annoying guy.
00:42:35.300
You get turned off by one thing and then it's never the same.
00:42:41.560
Their husband gives them the ick and then they're never respected again.
00:42:48.320
We're out of housekeeping and moving on to Cringe of the Week.
00:42:55.600
First story of the day in Cringe, there was a hate crime that just happened and we actually
00:43:02.640
The reason we say hate crime is people, the police are investigating this as a potential
00:43:09.480
You get money in America, you need to learn it.
00:43:16.640
This is if you get money in America, learn English.
00:43:44.420
It goes on like that for a little while longer and he just yells at him a couple times,
00:43:49.640
And then the business was removed from Uber Eats.
00:43:52.340
They're reaching out to the delivery person, making sure he's okay.
00:43:58.920
Maybe he was yelling in the guy's face, which, you know, isn't the best look, but...
00:44:11.640
It kind of looks like a rude guy who got in his face a little bit and was frustrated.
00:44:16.380
Like, hate crime to me is like, I'm stomping you, I'm beating you up, or I'm hitting you,
00:44:21.140
or I'm trying to kill you because you're this right now, because you're gay or black or this.
00:44:30.340
So, he could have been any race who didn't speak English trying to use an app in English to pick up food.
00:44:47.260
The black community is getting frustrated with all the illegals, because a lot of times those two groups interact in work environments and stuff like that.
00:44:55.240
They're stuffed into their neighborhoods in Chicago, for example.
00:44:58.900
And they take resources that they're competing for.
00:45:01.840
But black people don't have the white guilt that white people have.
00:45:06.260
So, it's like you'll see more things like this from non-whites, which is interesting.
00:45:10.900
They also, if you've ever seen an urban decay, they also tend to have a shorter fuse.
00:45:23.120
We'll bring in a Spanish-speaking therapist for you.
00:45:25.880
Like, all that childish shit, just because some guy kind of yelled.
00:45:36.280
Oh, they drove the scooter on the Pride sidewalk.
00:45:40.140
He yelled at a guy who couldn't speak English because he couldn't communicate with him at all while at work, working for a restaurant.
00:45:48.640
Yeah, and we'll get to one in urban, too, where, like, a Hispanic person knocks out an old lady.
00:46:11.020
And the ad has a picture of a gay man taking a picture of his cack.
00:46:16.000
So what they're basically saying with this is get your monkeypox vaccine so you can continue to fuck and suck gay guys without getting monkeypox and then monkeypox scars so you'll be more comfortable sending pictures of your cack to other homosexuals.
00:46:34.320
Yeah, you can't let anything interrupt your super degenerate, hypersexual behavior with other men.
00:46:45.780
And they say we're on the wrong side of history, but that this is who's on the right side of history and what's prioritized when you're on the right side of history.
00:46:55.540
Yeah, brought to you by Big Pharma, you know, like whatever, or some foundation, some gay foundation.
00:47:00.320
All right, next there's a new Marvel movie and here's how they're describing it.
00:47:07.140
That Agatha is the gayest project Marvel has ever done.
00:47:19.100
But, you know, I think witches are queer inherently just because we are outcast and like set aside for many reasons.
00:47:27.020
And I think this show shows a really good representation of different types of people and that we can all use the power we have within to like go forth and be great.
00:47:39.460
Well, to be fair, I thought all Marvel movies were gay.
00:47:43.200
I was going to say, so if it's the gayest, yeah, it must be really, really, really bad, right?
00:47:52.520
And then we also have got a picture of the boardroom where they figured out this idea to make a gay Marvel movie.
00:47:59.960
There they are lighting all the money on fire with all the women, the multiracial women group lighting the money on fire.
00:48:05.500
Not a single white man in the boardroom, though.
00:48:07.580
Money still goes on fire, but the white man didn't make any decisions.
00:48:11.060
So obviously this isn't going to make a lot of money.
00:48:22.000
After we roast this in Cringe of the Week, I'm not following up.
00:48:26.700
So they're not going to make much money from this.
00:48:35.980
And if they're not trying to make money, they're trying to teach lessons.
00:48:39.620
And then if you're trying to teach kids what from this, it tells me they're trying to teach them that like being gay or being queer is cool.
00:48:48.000
And it's better than being like a normal, white, normal person, you know.
00:48:52.900
It's better than being like a mean, normal person.
00:48:58.340
And they're also humanizing and favoring the villain in this case, too.
00:49:06.600
And then you're kind of like making the villain the good guy.
00:49:12.060
But, of course, a shaved-headed black woman will word salad you at the Marvel premiere, right?
00:49:17.500
And the gay guy will go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:20.040
And then he's getting the monkeypox vaccine later.
00:49:24.880
Speaking of queer, we have some LGBTs who got a home together.
00:49:38.760
so we didn't do much other than just doing a punch list to all the things we want to do.
00:49:47.120
While I was inside, ZZ was outside taking care of some of our plants.
00:49:55.240
I did go on top of the roof to make sure we didn't have any immediate problems.
00:50:01.080
the roof does actually look pretty good for being a 20-plus-year-old roof.
00:50:18.160
You know, you get a new house and the husband is tending to the garden.
00:50:24.320
And then the girl is up on the roof and excited about the work table and having a vise.
00:50:31.340
The wife always gets right on the roof, checks the roof, and the man's just the gardening.
00:50:42.280
Big moment in their life, but it's just a little bit backwards.
00:50:48.360
And it's very funny, though, because they go back to their gender roles, right?
00:50:57.420
And you know, you have to call him Samantha, but he's doing all the same shit.
00:51:00.920
And then the girl who's got a little mustache while she gardens and like tends to the children,
00:51:08.500
They can't break their nature is the broader point, right?
00:51:18.300
The purple hair person laughing, going, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, like going through the house.
00:51:23.360
You're hiding in the closet and they're coming to get you.
00:51:43.960
Looks like he's going to be throwing out the first pitch of the game.
00:52:14.220
But every single one of them should be, Rory, don't.
00:52:22.240
I think we have something scheduled for you for that weekend.
00:52:28.080
And so the next question that I have to ask you, Fleckis, is would you trade yourself
00:52:36.220
So you would be as good at Rory at golf, like one of the top five, top two, whatever golfers
00:52:53.300
I want to teach my kid to throw a baseball and a football and catch.
00:53:03.620
You go to an amateur qualifier and then you'd be on the tour.
00:53:11.240
So you're turning that down because you don't want to, that's how much you don't want to
00:53:14.720
That's how much I don't want to throw like a pussy.
00:53:17.060
So I'm turning that down and I'm just, I'm happy with my skillset.
00:53:28.940
And before we play this, I want you guys to know this was posted to someone's story.
00:53:36.660
Story posts only last 24 hours and it's just posted randomly, but we got it.
00:54:26.520
There's only a lane and there's like hot grills on either side.
00:54:32.780
The woman had food thrown at her by the worker.
00:54:35.540
And then she returned fire by throwing, I believe, her iPad at her.
00:54:54.160
Because I think the worker threw something first.
00:55:01.760
We've been worried about Chipotle for a long time.
00:55:04.080
We've showed people grabbing all the napkins and the forks.
00:55:11.500
They're, you know, you can make the seed oil argument and all that, too.
00:55:23.700
And you know how certain groups took over Spirit Airlines?
00:55:31.020
And, like, the flying is not great because certain people behave certain ways at Spirit Airlines.
00:55:35.960
Same thing, I believe, like you said, is happening at Chipotle.
00:55:45.280
It's going to be all finance people and normal with the lunch line.
00:55:48.180
But in bad area, Chipotles, that's where a lot of shit can pop off.
00:55:55.280
Looks like here, Chipotle is trying something new.
00:55:58.440
They have an automated AI robot worker that prepares the food now.
00:56:02.960
So you got the robot, drops the bowl, fills it with the stuff.
00:56:14.620
You're going to save a lot of money by doing it this way.
00:56:19.460
And then if this doesn't work, I think Chipotle's next move would be just hiring Hispanics based on this next guy's testimony.
00:56:33.100
You come here, you know, the order was going to be fucked up.
00:56:35.900
The attitude at the little drive-thru was going to be city.
00:56:40.420
So you had to come and you had to prepare yourself.
00:56:42.600
Well, one day I came in here and all the black, my complexion people was gone.
00:56:51.520
Now, usually I say, oh, my people are losing their job.
00:56:55.100
But in this instance, right, they replaced all the black employees at this location with Spanish employees.
00:57:02.020
And now it's some of the best customer service I've ever received.
00:57:09.860
You know what them black employees used to tell us when we would come in here and say, hey, you out of this?
00:57:22.420
There's like standards and rules that they have.
00:57:25.800
And I think the Hispanics would be like scared if like a health inspector came in and got them in trouble.
00:57:31.740
And then other groups might look at the rules like, ah, the corny manager makes us do that.
00:57:37.660
So I'm going to mop tomorrow instead of tonight.
00:57:42.840
It's like some stupid name and they think they could bully him.
00:57:46.020
Um, yeah, you know, you can't argue with results is my main takeaway there.
00:57:51.340
I don't know who, you know, could have been Indians, could have been replaced with whites, could have been replaced with Mexicans.
00:57:57.160
The guy says Spanish and it's like, I don't think they're from Spain, my buddy.
00:58:01.560
Um, but the point is you can't argue with the results, like notable improvement like that.
00:58:07.460
The guy, the guy stopped saying they take my jobs when Popeyes gives him better service.
00:58:18.560
Next is the guy who's excited about food stamps.
00:58:21.120
They're doing like a, they're doing a bit here.
00:58:23.200
Um, and it says POV when you remember your food stamps just kicked in.
00:58:27.020
So it's the guy going up to his wife, like, can we get this?
00:58:32.840
And, you know, being on food stamps used to be like a shameful thing.
00:58:37.800
And you try to get off of it and you didn't want to be on it for long.
00:58:40.880
And if you're down on your luck, you're on some food stamps and then you get off and you feel way better.
00:58:53.300
And that's like a normal woman who could be working too.
00:58:57.260
You know how Charlie's grandpa was like sleeping in the bed all the time and then they got the golden ticket and he starts jumping around.
00:59:05.800
He's limping on the work site, but he's dancing at the food stamp location.
00:59:09.560
And, uh, yeah, the guy, these crazy dance moves.
00:59:14.880
You're telling me he can't rip a shovel at 6 a.m. on the construction site?
00:59:21.160
So, uh, able-bodied family clearly together and this shit pisses me off.
00:59:28.460
And then next we have another example of food stamps, but these are for the illegals in Springfield.
00:59:33.580
And we have some people who worked at the grocery store who knew the extent of the food stamps that were given to the Haitians.
00:59:40.840
I can tell you personally that when I worked at the grocery store and I cashed them out, the receipts were alarming.
00:59:48.680
$13,000 on EBT food, not including the $29,000 that was on EBT cash.
01:00:03.180
And while they're dressed very well, very well, how are you able to dress like that?
01:00:15.880
I don't think anyone knew that it was like that.
01:00:17.760
They might be thinking, oh, a couple hundred bucks, $600, $500 a month, $13,000, $20,000 cash.
01:00:24.120
And that's like built up or I don't know how they get it or whatever.
01:00:27.300
Family size, number of people, but still cash too.
01:00:33.720
For all these random people we don't really need.
01:00:35.580
And there's this thing where people kind of make you feel guilty for saying we need welfare reform or something like that where they're like, well, like it's a really – well, businesses get tax cuts or something.
01:00:50.400
And clearly there's something very, very broken with our welfare system if the guy is at Costco doing the full craziest dance move you've ever seen while he's able-bodied with his wife.
01:01:01.220
Like that's what – like a child could be doing that maybe at the best.
01:01:13.280
And then if something doesn't need to be done, then we need to stop letting people in who use it.
01:01:20.700
There's something – there's a very weird visceral reaction to someone who comes into the country and starts hammering freebies.
01:01:33.060
And then eventually they'll go, oh, you want that to continue?
01:01:40.920
We kind of referenced this earlier in the show.
01:01:42.680
This old woman walking her dog was attacked right near a migrant shelter is what they said.
01:01:49.480
Reveillance footage obtained exclusively by Fox 5.
01:01:59.340
He turns around, heads towards her, punches her so hard she's knocked off her feet.
01:02:05.420
We intentionally paused the video before the punch lands.
01:02:09.180
When you knock me, I hit my nose here and then I fell down.
01:02:14.640
In the video, you can see her attacker calmly walking off.
01:02:24.480
You don't look like you were going to get up when I saw that video, but here you are.
01:02:31.740
I didn't want to see the tape and maybe because I feel so lucky because he could have had a knife, right?
01:02:38.580
So, let's go over the aspects of what exactly happened here.
01:02:48.120
It occurred in broad daylight and it was an interracial attack.
01:02:52.380
So, those are like four, maybe three, if the interracial doesn't matter to you, aggravating factors for this assault, right?
01:03:00.440
And it ended up being a misdemeanor assault, which is weird because if you ask me, that should be a death penalty type crime.
01:03:09.240
Random, broad daylight, elderly victim, like could have been a murder to me.
01:03:17.680
So, now we're negotiating and let's meet somewhere in the middle, right?
01:03:25.060
But we probably, because it's a misdemeanor assault, we probably have to let him go because George Floyd.
01:03:34.200
And we don't know if it was a migrant or not, but it was near a migrant shelter and, you know, who would do such a thing, right?
01:03:41.740
A guy, a 10th generation American who's lived on the Upper West Side for this whole time.
01:03:49.840
And this makes me think that like the sensitivity around racial slurs actually had like a bigger impact than just like making people's feelings hurt less.
01:03:59.600
Because back in the day, racial slurs were used by people to point out the bad people of certain groups.
01:04:05.920
And everyone was able to like judge reality based on that.
01:04:11.040
So, we're letting the criminals out and crime is up.
01:04:16.020
So, now the gays are like teaching the kids all the trans shit.
01:04:18.940
And then you can't say whatever people say about Hispanics because that's so mean.
01:04:23.020
But now we have like millions of people here illegally.
01:04:25.280
I think that might have all been a psyop so they can kind of usher in what they wanted to usher in.
01:04:30.700
And to be fair, too, like this is Fox, so it's a little different.
01:04:39.400
But also this whole thing, they won't even show the video, you know?
01:04:48.780
But like that's the type of reality based thing that people need to see.
01:04:53.560
This guy full out sucker punches, crow hops into a punch, an elderly woman.
01:04:57.620
And it's like you kind of need to see that to have the hateful reaction to that to demand strong-arm policing and strong-arm like retaliation to this basically, right?
01:06:07.980
Yeah, rule of thumb, don't go into any little caves like that.
01:06:11.960
They can be mountain lion pits too if you're in a mountain lion panther type area, Florida panthers.
01:06:18.020
So, don't be going into any holes, crevasses, shit like that.
01:06:29.140
Because Jerry's got that coloring with the dots and like the similar.
01:06:37.920
All right, let's go to the guy doing the mannequin bit.
01:06:39.740
This guy is a real-life mannequin because he can hold his body so still that he looks like
01:06:46.000
But this is an incredibly difficult skill because it involves maintaining complete stillness
01:06:50.520
even when falling or being submerged in water for a long time.
01:06:54.200
While underwater, he still doesn't move a muscle, making it seem like he's lifeless.
01:07:00.540
I don't know what you're going to do with it, but good luck to you, brother.
01:07:05.940
We're going to go kind of fast because we're running out of time.
01:07:10.080
Whenever kids do like make a kill list or like threaten the school or kind of being sketchy,
01:07:16.240
now they're perp-walking them with the police to teach them a lesson.
01:07:21.840
Carefully as you can, you're going to be walking over here to this gate over here, all right?
01:07:42.340
We're going to gather up some paperwork and get things started for you.
01:07:56.020
Like, if these kids don't have dads or anybody who disciplines them, it's time to start kind
01:08:03.000
There's this coddled child behavior thing where nobody ever really gets in trouble, right?
01:08:08.200
Remember that like 17-year-old who beat up that school social worker on camera?
01:08:13.240
It's like people were arguing for him to be let free.
01:08:15.440
That was like Michael Orr on the blind side turning on Sandra Bullock and just pounding
01:08:21.800
Like, we need some overreaction to society's underreaction, right?
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They have his feet chained up, and he's like, oh shit, if this was a bit, they wouldn't
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Next is a guy thing that the guys will like, kicking a big rock down a mountain.
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Next, the Waffle House CEO died this last week, and then an offensive lineman for this
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football team running out carried the Waffle House flag.
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I'm assuming these guys probably eat at Waffle House, or that's their go-to spot for the team
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meals, or whenever it's late at night or something after a game.
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Well, that was the last clip of Uplifting, and we have some shout-outs here.
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A happy 13th birthday today to Evelyn, September 20th, turns 13.
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I believe she's in seventh grade, and she had a report.
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She had to do a project about principled people that she looks up to or whatever, and they picked
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You have a great dad, Ross, who told me about this.
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All right, and we have one more happy birthday to San Mateo on September 17th, this week.
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Maybe he did a bit on his Instagram, but he probably doesn't know.
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And we've shouted out another member of this family, I believe.
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Yeah, we shouted out Caleb the baby before, and they were so happy.
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He made us a picture, which he's sending to me in the mail.
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That's the image of us featuring him on the show.
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Fluckustalks.com for a bonus land dropping right now.
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We're going to talk a lot about the P. Diddy stuff.
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If you're still watching now, extra 30 minutes.