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00:00:00.260 All right, welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 262 today on the show.

00:00:07.380 Trump just wrapped up a successful trip to the Middle East, but that didn't stop the

00:00:11.220 media from lying about it.

00:00:13.020 Then we have one of the most egregious migrant clips we've ever shown. 0.99

00:00:17.780 Very low IQ individual.

00:00:19.620 Then in Cringe of the Week, we have some graduation celebrations and a new Apple ad that you're

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00:00:26.080 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have some more Black Fatigue clips that will

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00:02:35.360 Do you want to get right into it?

00:02:36.260 That's one of your stock lines.

00:02:37.480 You know, it's a Friday episode or it's one of the scripts really strong.

00:02:40.920 The old line used to be best one yet, like for the Man in the Street videos.

00:02:44.840 It'd be like, oh, best one yet.

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00:02:47.400 Best one yet.

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00:02:56.980 All right.

00:02:57.560 We want to get right into it.

00:02:58.800 Yeah.

00:02:58.960 It's Friday.

00:02:59.660 You're ready to go, right?

00:03:00.860 You guys are at work.

00:03:01.640 You got some time.

00:03:03.340 Everyone's just chilling in the toilet or on their lunch break or with an earbud in.

00:03:07.660 Someone's blowing it out.

00:03:09.200 One of you is blowing it out right now.

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00:03:13.680 All right.

00:03:13.960 First things first.

00:03:15.180 Trump's successful Middle East trip.

00:03:17.560 He went to Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE.

00:03:20.880 Lots of money coming in.

00:03:22.140 And the headline here, UAE to invest $1.4 trillion in the United States over the next 10 years.

00:03:27.140 I think he got $1.2 trillion from the Saudis.

00:03:29.800 Yeah.

00:03:30.120 That's a lot of cash.

00:03:31.900 It's a lot of trillion.

00:03:32.760 Yeah.

00:03:33.420 That's a lot.

00:03:34.120 Usually it's in the billions.

00:03:35.400 But you go to the Middle East, you start acting like a king, like a prince.

00:03:39.200 And Trump's good at the Middle East. 0.95

00:03:40.680 Yeah.

00:03:41.020 They like him and he likes it.

00:03:42.660 And he likes the gold.

00:03:44.400 You know, he's kind of like an oil king too.

00:03:46.340 You look at his apartment, you know, where he lives, his penthouse.

00:03:49.940 It's all gold and stuff.

00:03:51.060 They kind of have an understanding.

00:03:52.380 Yeah.

00:03:52.800 Saudi types.

00:03:53.720 Oh, yeah.

00:03:54.260 They like the Gaudi.

00:03:56.360 He called it palace.

00:03:57.420 He walked into one of their palaces, which is like, you know, a religious palace.

00:04:00.640 He goes, oh, nice house.

00:04:03.320 Like 200 foot ceilings.

00:04:05.340 They all like it.

00:04:05.840 Oh, this is sick.

00:04:06.500 And I remember Biden went to Saudi Arabia and like there was nobody to greet him at

00:04:10.680 the plane.

00:04:11.280 It was like a real shabby thing.

00:04:12.800 They roll out the carpet for Trump.

00:04:14.280 So they did.

00:04:14.860 They have the horses and everything.

00:04:17.040 And then obviously another good part of it was the de-escalation with Iran. 0.84

00:04:21.760 Yeah.

00:04:22.240 So that's looking good.

00:04:23.260 It's like early stages, but it's starting to look good.

00:04:25.460 The war hawks are mad about that.

00:04:27.300 So I'm kind of expecting a false flag out of this.

00:04:29.900 But in the meantime, things are looking good.

00:04:31.960 One of the guys Trump met with was actually on our FBI terrorist watch list or something.

00:04:38.000 Can you give that a read?

00:04:38.860 Yeah.

00:04:39.120 So this guy said, regardless of the politics of it, I find it objectively hilarious that

00:04:43.300 the United States has a $10 million bounty on this guy's head for being a member of Al-Qaeda.

00:04:48.500 And the president of the United States is doing photo ops with the exact same dude.

00:04:52.260 That's what I like.

00:04:53.040 Redemption arc.

00:04:53.840 Welcome back into the fold.

00:04:55.160 Sorry for trying to kill you for $10 million.

00:04:57.320 Yeah.

00:04:57.620 We had a little bounty, a little misunderstanding.

00:04:59.740 And I don't know.

00:05:00.260 Who is this guy?

00:05:00.840 Was he a Syrian?

00:05:01.900 I think it had to do with the Syrian.

00:05:03.260 I think he's a Syrian.

00:05:04.260 Yeah.

00:05:04.620 They lifted sanctions on Syria.

00:05:06.900 Syria has been like a destroyed country, sanctioned to hell, basically. 0.95

00:05:14.460 And it's a not working country.

00:05:16.400 So I mean, at what point do you kind of just reset?

00:05:19.920 Let's reset and let's start fresh.

00:05:22.260 Let's see how it goes.

00:05:23.320 We're not saying you're free forever.

00:05:25.000 It's still the United States.

00:05:26.580 But yeah, I don't know.

00:05:27.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:28.000 Trump still could bomb the shit out of you. 1.00

00:05:29.920 You know that. 1.00

00:05:30.480 Exactly.

00:05:31.060 10 million bounty on your head versus let's see how you do.

00:05:33.900 Yeah.

00:05:34.340 And I like it.

00:05:35.820 And as always, the media is lying about the success of the trips like they do with everything

00:05:40.040 else.

00:05:40.700 We actually found some funny headlines and a clip from Wolf Blitzer just on how they 0.99

00:05:45.360 phrase Trump's success to make themselves not look stupid for lying the whole time. 0.87

00:05:50.440 Can you read that first one? 0.99

00:05:51.460 Yeah.

00:05:51.700 This one was crazy.

00:05:52.980 Egg static news.

00:05:54.360 For months, Trump falsely claimed that egg prices were tumbling.

00:05:58.700 That fiction has suddenly become reality.

00:06:01.920 So the prices were tumbling.

00:06:04.100 Yeah.

00:06:04.480 They tumbled to a lower price.

00:06:06.920 And that framing is insane.

00:06:09.320 They'll never give Trump credit.

00:06:10.800 Trump was lying. 0.99

00:06:12.840 He was a liar until it became truth, right? 1.00

00:06:15.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:15.900 And that's how it works with everything that they talk about. 0.96

00:06:18.720 You know, after years of Trump claiming that Joe Biden was a brain dead retard, Joe Biden's 0.98

00:06:24.600 brain dead retardation comes into the limelight. 0.99

00:06:27.480 Jake Tapper actually wrote a book about it now.

00:06:30.360 You know, turns out you were right the whole time.

00:06:32.500 And we'll get to more of that in a few minutes.

00:06:35.080 Trump has no chance of winning.

00:06:36.700 Here's why he won all seven swing states.

00:06:39.180 It's hilarious.

00:06:40.380 It doesn't make any sense.

00:06:41.500 So it doesn't make any sense, but it is hilarious.

00:06:43.240 And here's how Wolf Blitzer discusses inflation.

00:06:46.760 Wallet, U.S. inflation showing, slowing, I should say, to its lowest rate in more than four

00:06:52.800 years.

00:06:53.480 That, according to April's Consumer Price Index report, it's an unexpected and very welcome

00:06:58.600 development that's defying economists' expectations amid President Trump's ongoing trade war.

00:07:04.940 Let's go live right now to CNN Business and Politics.

00:07:07.160 So they're like mad about it.

00:07:08.580 Yeah.

00:07:09.220 They didn't expect it.

00:07:10.120 All the experts, they thought the trade war was going to do it.

00:07:12.780 It really just slowed things down.

00:07:14.600 Like people weren't making gigantic purchases from China this exact minute, right?

00:07:18.600 Exactly.

00:07:19.040 And then, like you said, the experts.

00:07:21.080 Well, the experts said, it's like everyone knows what the experts are and who they work

00:07:24.660 for.

00:07:25.480 And it's like the most important thing is fuel.

00:07:27.200 Fuel is felt everywhere.

00:07:29.440 Everybody ships it.

00:07:30.420 Everybody needs it.

00:07:31.260 It's used to process things.

00:07:32.680 And if oil prices go down, then it pretty much reverberates throughout the economy.

00:07:36.860 Everybody knows that.

00:07:38.180 But people like Joe Biden or Democrats think like, oh, we'll just add another tax.

00:07:41.940 We're short on money.

00:07:43.180 Oh, another tax here.

00:07:44.380 Exactly.

00:07:44.920 Mostly local governors, too.

00:07:46.180 And the fuel prices are going down, which is great.

00:07:48.960 But people in California are showing high fuel prices in their social media posts and trying

00:07:54.180 to blame Trump for it.

00:07:55.140 Check this out.

00:07:55.620 Drew, baby Drew, huh?

00:07:57.680 Whatever happened to lowering those gas prices, Donald?

00:08:01.060 We need some answers.

00:08:02.320 So let me guess.

00:08:03.620 You live in California.

00:08:05.060 So let me show you what I'm paying for gas over here, OK?

00:08:07.960 Because I think you need to talk to your governor, not Trump.

00:08:10.280 But let me show you what I'm paying.

00:08:13.040 $269.

00:08:13.980 What's that?

00:08:14.320 $259?

00:08:15.480 $269, $325 for diesel, I believe.

00:08:18.140 And that's what I pay in Florida.

00:08:19.780 I'm paying under $3 a gallon.

00:08:21.800 California is still $775.

00:08:23.860 Yeah.

00:08:24.080 In California, $775.

00:08:25.660 And we looked it up.

00:08:26.580 45% of the price at the pump is from taxes and fees.

00:08:30.940 Yeah.

00:08:31.520 Freaking Trump.

00:08:32.420 Thank you, Trump.

00:08:34.200 You've been in charge of California for 10, 50 years.

00:08:37.200 I mean, how long have they had a Democrat governor in California?

00:08:39.480 Basically, the...

00:08:40.340 Since, like, after Reagan?

00:08:41.940 The entire recent past.

00:08:44.300 So they tried to blame Trump.

00:08:45.620 You're in California, brother.

00:08:46.820 And yeah, we're paying two-something a gallon here.

00:08:48.920 Feels good.

00:08:50.220 And then we also discussed this a few months back.

00:08:52.980 But now we're getting more details about it.

00:08:55.240 The number, the jobs numbers that Joe Biden used to come out with, and they'd always be

00:08:58.700 revised down.

00:08:59.860 Yeah.

00:09:00.020 We found a very egregious example here.

00:09:03.060 Can you give that a read?

00:09:03.820 Yeah, new numbers from the Bureau of Labor and Statistics show 800,000 jobs from last

00:09:09.180 year never existed.

00:09:10.860 The Biden admin routinely overestimated jobs and quietly revised them down time and time

00:09:14.600 again.

00:09:15.440 And the headline is, Labor Department admits hundreds of thousands of Biden jobs were fake.

00:09:20.360 Wow.

00:09:20.800 They just made it up.

00:09:21.620 How does that even happen?

00:09:22.700 Yeah.

00:09:23.000 That's true power.

00:09:24.140 That's one bureaucrat being like, all right, 10,000 here, 20,000 there.

00:09:28.440 We got to help Joe, right?

00:09:29.700 And you go to the media and you go, what's the number?

00:09:32.780 And you don't have like a list of the, of the, the jobs and like the developments.

00:09:37.300 You just go eight, zero, zero, zero, zero.

00:09:40.820 You pause and you're at 80,000 and you go, eh, and you add another zero.

00:09:46.080 And you just go, here, read that.

00:09:47.480 But yeah, I mean, and that's, that's part of the, the fake Biden economy, which was all

00:09:52.100 from like pausing student loans or, uh, you know, FHA, not foreclosing on houses, stuff

00:09:58.140 like that.

00:09:58.720 And then just adding jobs.

00:10:00.380 And then the jobs that we were adding were people getting a second job or foreign born 0.97

00:10:05.180 workers that doesn't improve the life of an American.

00:10:07.860 So fake foreign and, uh, just completely made up and revised down later.

00:10:13.480 Yeah.

00:10:14.020 And that just shows the power of the people around Joe Biden.

00:10:16.660 Obviously it wasn't him as the mastermind of all this.

00:10:19.880 He couldn't even stand up.

00:10:21.080 And we actually have new developments there too, that we mentioned earlier, um, about Joe

00:10:25.120 Biden's mental deterioration and how bad it actually was.

00:10:28.340 Can you read that headline in some of the context?

00:10:30.500 Yeah.

00:10:30.720 So this is again, a followup from the Jake Tapper book.

00:10:33.860 Remember Jake Tapper, who was defending Joe Biden all the way through June, uh, and basically

00:10:38.140 July, never really questioned anything until Biden was ready to drop out of the race.

00:10:41.960 But it says exclusive Joe Biden's physical deterioration was so severe that advisors privately

00:10:47.420 discussed the possibility he'd need to use a wheelchair if he won reelection.

00:10:51.960 Um, and that's the book by Jake Tapper and Alex Tomp, Alex Thompson, maybe wheelchair

00:10:57.260 like what?

00:10:58.080 Yeah.

00:10:58.660 And then it's like, Oh, I think he was on the sand.

00:11:01.380 He was walking on the sand.

00:11:02.240 So fine.

00:11:02.960 I think if he won, they would have just put him in a private room and be like, yeah,

00:11:06.780 he's in here.

00:11:07.560 Everything's fine.

00:11:08.420 Just send the executive order to the door.

00:11:10.180 We'll sign it.

00:11:11.040 Auto pen.

00:11:11.880 We'll auto pen it.

00:11:13.100 And it's so funny because the, there is value in Jake Tapper writing this book is because

00:11:19.880 now like he's a Democrat, people know him, he's a liberal.

00:11:23.180 And now he will actually get the stories from the Democrats and the people who are in the

00:11:28.480 room, right? 0.99

00:11:29.160 At the time where some of this shit was happening. 0.99

00:11:31.140 Yeah. 0.95

00:11:31.340 Like nobody's going to come and confess to, uh, Alex Jones, what happened?

00:11:35.660 What really happened?

00:11:36.420 Yeah.

00:11:36.580 We actually thought about your wheelchair.

00:11:38.340 Alex Jones.

00:11:38.800 People are like, what?

00:11:40.120 So Jake Tapper can actually get the truth.

00:11:42.280 It's funny, but it's just untimely.

00:11:44.560 It's, there's no point to this.

00:11:46.100 It's just kind of, uh, telling us what we already knew and suspected, but at a much

00:11:50.600 later time where the importance is way down, right?

00:11:53.140 The importance is way down, but Jake Tapper is trying to save himself.

00:11:56.620 So when people say, Hey, Jake, you guys covered up for Joe Biden's mental deterioration.

00:12:01.480 He'll say, I wrote a whole book about that.

00:12:03.780 I wrote the book.

00:12:04.360 What are you talking about?

00:12:05.520 I wrote a book about that.

00:12:06.700 Completely gaslighting.

00:12:07.900 Yeah.

00:12:08.140 I'll, I'll read some clips here from some of the things, the details that they're trickling

00:12:12.620 out.

00:12:12.940 Uh, they tried to figure out shorter walking paths, began insisting on handrails for steps

00:12:18.280 up to the stage at his appearances, had him wear sneakers more often, changed his visual

00:12:23.620 briefings before events to ensure he knew every step, uh, he was expected to take and

00:12:28.120 guided him more carefully through the movements.

00:12:30.020 And we show that where he had like the Candyland set up where it's like step, step, step, step,

00:12:34.720 step, step.

00:12:35.360 This is the way you go.

00:12:37.100 Um, and then also he had an incident with George Clooney.

00:12:40.060 There was a fundraiser.

00:12:41.280 George Clooney was having a fundraiser for him and then Joe Biden didn't even recognize

00:12:44.760 George Clooney.

00:12:45.620 Yeah.

00:12:46.180 Uh, you want me to read this text?

00:12:47.600 Yeah.

00:12:47.860 Read the dialogue if you could.

00:12:49.320 It said, uh, you know, George, the assisting aid told the president gently reminding him

00:12:53.180 who was in front of him saying like, you know, George, like this is George Clooney.

00:12:57.880 Uh, yeah, yeah.

00:12:58.900 The president said to one of the most recognizable men of the world who was actually hosting the

00:13:03.160 fundraiser.

00:13:03.840 Thank you for being here.

00:13:05.280 Hi, Mr.

00:13:05.700 President.

00:13:06.120 Clooney said, how are you?

00:13:07.460 The president replied.

00:13:08.740 How was your trip?

00:13:09.540 Clooney asked.

00:13:10.100 It was fine.

00:13:11.440 The president said, um, and it seemed clear that the president had not recognized Clooney.

00:13:16.900 Uh, and later he goes, George Clooney, the aid clarified.

00:13:20.080 And he goes, oh yeah, Biden's side.

00:13:22.240 Hi, George.

00:13:23.600 And this is when Clooney, Clooney was shaken to his core.

00:13:26.300 And I believe Clooney was part of like the op-ed that said, we don't need him anymore.

00:13:31.040 Afterwards.

00:13:31.780 Yeah.

00:13:32.080 He wrote an op-ed saying like he was shaken by his experience with him or whatever.

00:13:36.840 And you know what?

00:13:38.340 Clooney, I don't want to get too into this.

00:13:41.740 Clooney's just a side character in this, but he wasn't, he was fundraising for Biden.

00:13:45.640 But Clooney is dying his hair now.

00:13:48.100 That could have done it.

00:13:49.220 He's trying to hang.

00:13:50.140 Well, I don't think it was died then.

00:13:51.960 I'm on Joe Biden side.

00:13:52.860 Hi, George.

00:13:53.480 And then Clooney's all dark haired.

00:13:54.680 And it's like, yeah, duh.

00:13:55.740 You're, you changed yourself.

00:13:57.280 But Clooney.

00:13:57.640 I thought it was George Lopez.

00:13:59.000 Yo, Clooney went crazy here.

00:14:01.340 He was like a naturally graying guy.

00:14:03.940 He didn't have to do that.

00:14:04.780 You stand tall on natural gray.

00:14:06.980 And then now he's got this freak, this freak, you know, rent-a-car employee who's got his

00:14:12.560 fake hair.

00:14:13.340 When you get old and you dye it like that, the area where your hair touches your scalp kind

00:14:18.420 of looks like dark.

00:14:19.760 Yeah.

00:14:20.100 And everyone just knows like, oh, this guy's just painting his hair.

00:14:23.220 You're George Clooney, dude.

00:14:25.180 You can rest on your laurels, you know?

00:14:27.020 Such a good point.

00:14:27.820 You don't need to keep innovating, George.

00:14:29.880 Yeah.

00:14:30.160 So, but I guess good on you for telling your story about how Biden didn't write an ICO.

00:14:35.760 All right.

00:14:36.300 Let's get to our next story.

00:14:37.280 We're kind of like litigating the past here with this.

00:14:39.600 We have Joe Biden and what he really was like.

00:14:42.440 And the next we have some election fraud stuff.

00:14:44.680 Can you read this?

00:14:45.700 This is really very insightful.

00:14:47.940 Yeah.

00:14:48.280 It says, multi-year analysis of identical blank ballot percentages in Broward County.

00:14:53.880 And the time range is 2018 to 2024.

00:14:56.300 So, over the course of four general elections, 2018, 2020, 2022, and 24, Broward County reported

00:15:04.340 223 precinct-level entries sharing identical ballots cast blank percentages.

00:15:11.760 So, the values were rounded to two decimal points.

00:15:15.420 So, very precise numbers with at least one other precinct, either within the same election

00:15:21.420 or across multiple years.

00:15:22.940 So, they report the same exact number of blank ballots for four elections.

00:15:27.720 Weird.

00:15:28.360 And then Liz Harrington summed that up and gave us the stats.

00:15:30.780 So, I'm going to see if Richard Rappoy can handle that number.

00:15:33.080 Yeah.

00:15:33.380 She said, over 200 precincts in Broward County have identical percentages of blank votes cast

00:15:38.880 across four general elections.

00:15:40.660 The odds of that happening are one in-

00:15:43.860 No, no chance.

00:15:44.700 I don't even know what a number is, but there are approximately 12, maybe 16 zeros after that.

00:15:53.520 Don't even know.

00:15:54.400 Lottery odds.

00:15:55.120 Worse than lottery odds.

00:15:55.920 Way worse than lottery odds.

00:15:57.540 That's like big bang odds.

00:15:58.820 So, that's Florida, too.

00:16:00.280 You know, that's obviously Broward County is the blue county in Florida for the most

00:16:04.420 part.

00:16:05.080 But they have their scams everywhere.

00:16:07.000 And that's just how they've been doing it forever.

00:16:08.700 And obviously, the mail-in ballots in 2020 were a game changer, and they really ramped

00:16:12.660 it up and scaled it.

00:16:13.980 But forever, the inner cities, they have their racket of how they get votes.

00:16:18.020 They have their mail-in votes.

00:16:19.320 They have their old people homes, the dead people votes. 1.00

00:16:22.300 And then you have these blank ballots.

00:16:24.080 I don't know.

00:16:24.500 Is that canceling out people's votes?

00:16:26.420 It's disenfranchising rural voters for sure.

00:16:28.820 It's disenfranchising.

00:16:30.100 Exactly.

00:16:31.220 All right.

00:16:31.900 So, that's something to keep an eye on.

00:16:33.400 How about that number?

00:16:34.440 One in-

00:16:36.080 I don't know.

00:16:36.600 A trillion, trillion, trillion.

00:16:37.800 I don't know what you did.

00:16:38.720 Quadrillion?

00:16:39.420 Quintillion?

00:16:39.900 I don't know what it goes up to.

00:16:40.920 I stopped learning about that.

00:16:42.580 There's no use for that.

00:16:44.100 Yeah.

00:16:44.680 But it's something to keep in mind.

00:16:46.020 That's the odds.

00:16:47.340 All right.

00:16:47.680 Speaking of litigating in the past, we have some interesting developments.

00:16:51.640 They were going to free George Floyd.

00:16:53.940 Derek Chauvin.

00:16:55.520 George Floyd is free.

00:16:56.660 He's up there or he's down there.

00:16:58.740 I don't know.

00:16:59.300 He did commit a lot of crimes.

00:17:01.060 Depends how you think it played out.

00:17:03.140 It depends how you believe, what your religion is, things about forgiveness for where George Floyd is.

00:17:08.500 All right.

00:17:08.840 He's not walking this earth.

00:17:10.060 That's all I know.

00:17:10.960 Can you read the headline, please?

00:17:11.900 Multiple sources told Five Eyewitness News that Governor Tim Waltz, the Minnesota National Guard, Mayor Jacob Frey, and Hennepin County Sheriff Dawana Witt.

00:17:20.940 Dawana.

00:17:21.640 Dawana.

00:17:22.600 Have all been briefed on preparations for possible civil unrest if President Donald Trump pardons former police officer Derek Chauvin.

00:17:31.740 Yeah.

00:17:32.140 We want to release plus back pay.

00:17:34.240 Yeah.

00:17:35.300 Restore the pension.

00:17:36.440 So keep in mind, there's a few things here.

00:17:39.480 Trump can only pardon on federal crimes.

00:17:42.180 He can't pardon on the state level.

00:17:43.720 So if he did pardon on federal, Derek Chauvin would move from the federal facility to a state facility, which actually would be more dangerous for him.

00:17:51.040 Can you read some of the context?

00:17:52.460 Yeah, they just have all been briefed on preparations for possible civil unrest.

00:17:57.700 When asked by White House reporters in March about pardoning Chauvin, President Trump replied, no, I haven't heard about that.

00:18:04.660 But, yeah, they are being resistant, and they're saying the point you just made where he still owes Minnesota 22 and a half years, and he's going to do it either in Minnesota or somewhere, but he's not getting out.

00:18:15.440 And Walt's told reporters no indication whether they're going to do it or not, but I think it behooves us to prepare for it.

00:18:23.820 With this presidency, it seems like something they would do.

00:18:26.880 So I'm going to cook on this a little bit.

00:18:29.400 First of all, Derek Chauvin, we're sorry we didn't personally help get you out.

00:18:34.560 Yeah.

00:18:34.940 What can we do?

00:18:35.640 We're a podcast.

00:18:36.780 Prison break.

00:18:37.240 We talk about it.

00:18:38.400 We can't get you out.

00:18:39.660 It's bigger than us. 0.99

00:18:40.660 We're just a fat racist podcast. 0.89

00:18:42.220 We could add something to his books. 0.61

00:18:43.660 We could give him a little spending money, add to his kitty, whatever it's called.

00:18:47.620 Yeah, maybe we do that.

00:18:48.380 But I'm going to cook on this a little bit because Trump can't really pardon Derek Chauvin out and make him a free person unless new evidence came out that the FBI was concealing, and now that Kash Patel's in charge of the FBI, that new evidence can come out.

00:19:04.860 Maybe it's a video of George Floyd alive in the ambulance on the way to the hospital after the knee came off.

00:19:12.160 Whoa.

00:19:12.460 That would be crazy, right?

00:19:14.180 And then Trump, when he sees that, he could say, all right, I'm pardoning him.

00:19:18.540 Minnesota governor, you need to pardon him too.

00:19:20.820 And if you don't, we're going to withhold federal funds to Minnesota, kind of forcing him to do it.

00:19:25.640 And then the summer of love kicks off.

00:19:27.100 This sounds crazy, but I found this random tweet on Twitter.

00:19:30.940 Can you give it a read?

00:19:31.620 An innocent man should not sit in prison.

00:19:34.020 If he was guilty, Katie Blackwell would have showed up for the recent court case and Arradondo wouldn't have retired.

00:19:41.500 My very close friend of 35 years at the AG office told me the FBI made the whole thing happen how it is.

00:19:48.300 Now, that's a random tweet on Twitter in the replies.

00:19:52.000 Ten likes, no engagement.

00:19:53.480 But it rings true, and my friend for 35 years told me the FBI made the whole thing happen how it is.

00:20:00.640 We can't make that up.

00:20:01.840 Yeah, I don't know.

00:20:03.000 Is that a LARP?

00:20:03.800 So, you might think it's a random reply, but I see that, and I'm like, ooh, that hits the-

00:20:10.040 Rings true meter?

00:20:10.760 The rings true vibrational meter.

00:20:13.400 And if it happens the way you explain, where the FBI forced it to happen, maybe the new evidence comes out, Cash Patel releases it, and then what do you do?

00:20:21.160 You send Stephen Miller out to explain it.

00:20:23.200 Yeah, Stephen Miller holds a press conference, and he goes, no, Susan, let me explain.

00:20:27.240 We have a video here, and once there's a new video, then everyone gets out, and maybe he does get back pay, and then the summer of love, unfortunately, kicks off.

00:20:37.740 All right, let's move on to our next story.

00:20:39.280 Carmelo Anthony, the guy who killed Austin Metcalfe for no reason.

00:20:43.500 Yeah, track meet stabber.

00:20:45.100 Track meet stabber.

00:20:46.360 He is going to be walking at graduation.

00:20:48.960 Yeah, Austin Metcalfe's killer, Carmelo Anthony, will be allowed to graduate Centennial High School despite his first degree murder charge.

00:20:54.720 And I don't know if he's going to walk.

00:20:57.000 I don't know if that – you kind of implied that.

00:20:58.820 I read that and just assumed that he's going to be wearing the gown, and they're going to say, Carmelo Anthony, and then the crowd's going to cheer.

00:21:04.420 At my high school, if you got caught drinking at prom, you couldn't walk.

00:21:08.820 That's a good point.

00:21:09.640 So if you stab someone in the chest, I got to assume they're going to just sneak him the diploma. 0.68

00:21:13.500 That's a good point. 0.76

00:21:14.520 But they're allowing him to graduate.

00:21:15.760 Obviously, he missed work or, like, he missed, like, tests.

00:21:19.080 I don't know if you have finals at high school.

00:21:21.120 And it's interesting if you think about him.

00:21:22.780 He hasn't done everything.

00:21:24.940 I don't think he's been in class.

00:21:26.920 Yeah.

00:21:27.560 I don't know.

00:21:28.080 So they're just letting him go, right?

00:21:29.320 They're just letting him graduate.

00:21:30.860 But imagine they read his name.

00:21:32.640 Do you think the crowd cheers or boos or nothing?

00:21:35.480 Boos. 0.99

00:21:36.160 I think the crowd cheers.

00:21:37.620 What crowd?

00:21:38.720 The crowd at the graduation.

00:21:40.080 I don't think so, man.

00:21:41.360 I think they do.

00:21:42.200 And, like, like George Floyd, the criminal is the hero.

00:21:45.020 The black people who gave him money, they're from all over the country. 0.98

00:21:48.360 I think everybody who's local hates his guts. 0.99

00:21:50.380 I hope so.

00:21:51.320 Yeah.

00:21:51.520 I hope that's the case.

00:21:52.960 All right.

00:21:53.280 Let's get to our next story.

00:21:54.700 More political stuff.

00:21:56.560 The Democratic outlook for the future of the party in general.

00:22:00.460 Can you read that headline?

00:22:01.400 Yeah.

00:22:01.620 Democrats now say Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the leader of the Democratic Party among those

00:22:07.500 who gave a name.

00:22:08.580 And this is a coefficient poll.

00:22:11.140 Jasmine Crockett comes in at third.

00:22:13.360 I kind of like that.

00:22:14.800 There's nobody.

00:22:15.700 The bench is so not deep.

00:22:17.280 Where's Gavin Newsom?

00:22:18.120 Gavin Newsom's been quiet recently.

00:22:20.380 Felt like he was testing the waters during that Biden time.

00:22:22.920 Yeah.

00:22:23.420 And then he faded away.

00:22:25.020 He did.

00:22:25.520 And I don't understand why.

00:22:26.760 But AOC's one.

00:22:28.000 Bernie's two.

00:22:28.840 But he's obviously too old to run for president again.

00:22:31.060 Yep.

00:22:31.360 And then third is Jasmine Crockett.

00:22:33.120 AOC, Jasmine Crockett ticket.

00:22:34.800 Please.

00:22:35.720 Yeah.

00:22:36.200 That would be insane.

00:22:37.960 That would be an easy win unless, you know, they were up the machine.

00:22:43.080 Pete Buttigieg is making a move here, too.

00:22:45.140 I've been seeing him.

00:22:46.040 You know how we've talked about AOC kind of doing rallies and having that upward film angle

00:22:50.020 and trying to look presidential.

00:22:52.420 Pete Buttigieg is on his little tour, too.

00:22:54.300 He's doing some stuff.

00:22:55.060 Yeah.

00:22:55.120 He's growing a beard.

00:22:56.100 Yeah.

00:22:56.500 Hell yeah.

00:22:57.160 But he's growing a beard and trying to be like a normal guy.

00:23:00.080 And remember Tim Waltz did that, too?

00:23:01.640 Like, oh, I'll just appeal to the everyday man.

00:23:03.880 It doesn't work.

00:23:05.020 I think the Democrats should just, you know that guy in the dress, the twink in the dress

00:23:08.720 with the beard who looks like Anomaly?

00:23:10.600 Yeah.

00:23:10.820 They should just run a guy like that and go, hey. 1.00

00:23:14.320 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy guy?

00:23:15.480 Yeah, the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy guy.

00:23:16.820 Run someone like that, a guy in a dress, and then gays will organize. 1.00

00:23:20.240 Gays like to have little parties. 1.00

00:23:21.540 They like to have little events.

00:23:22.720 Yeah.

00:23:23.060 They have a little political party.

00:23:24.420 And they can, like, go out and hand stuff out to people in the street.

00:23:27.560 Like, they should just lean into who their audience actually is, like low-T men and 1.00

00:23:31.920 homosexuals and liberal white women. 0.91

00:23:34.540 And then just kind of dish it out that way. 0.82

00:23:37.180 See if they have the numbers.

00:23:38.440 Yeah.

00:23:38.840 Like, why try to pretend, oh, I'm an everyday guy?

00:23:40.740 I was just chopping some wood.

00:23:42.360 Oh, us Democrats, we need, you know?

00:23:44.320 Yeah.

00:23:44.720 I'm just fixing my truck.

00:23:45.920 I'm talking to you about Joe Biden.

00:23:47.440 He's got what it takes.

00:23:48.380 Yeah.

00:23:48.920 I get what you're saying.

00:23:50.080 Obviously, it would be a horrible idea to run the Anomaly, Queer Eye for the Straight 0.55

00:23:53.100 Guy guy.

00:23:53.740 But instead of faking it, lean into, like, Pete Buttigieg is like, oh, I actually sliced

00:23:58.280 a pizza with a fork and a knife. 1.00

00:23:59.760 Like, lean into being a pussy. 1.00

00:24:01.620 Oh, I spilled some on my shirt. 1.00

00:24:03.000 I know exactly how to get rid of that stain.

00:24:04.900 Yeah.

00:24:05.560 I put some baking soda and some vinegar.

00:24:07.440 Or, you know, I don't know.

00:24:09.000 I just, like, they keep trying to, like, oh, we'll appeal to the everyday person. 0.77

00:24:12.260 Just appeal to the gays. 1.00

00:24:13.820 Yeah. 0.96

00:24:14.300 That's what you guys are.

00:24:15.240 I agree with you because it's almost more insulting when they're fake.

00:24:18.340 Like, Tim Waltz, we were just like, what is this guy yapping about?

00:24:22.140 Tampons in the men's room and he's telling us about sports and wearing a flannel?

00:24:26.640 Yeah.

00:24:27.000 It feels insulting.

00:24:28.040 You're right.

00:24:28.540 Yeah, it does.

00:24:29.140 All right.

00:24:29.500 Let's move on to our migrant section.

00:24:31.720 We're cruising right now.

00:24:33.380 First is the story of the week.

00:24:35.400 The South African farmers.

00:24:37.940 Yeah, the Afrikaners. 1.00

00:24:38.880 There's like 59 of them here.

00:24:40.400 After Joe Biden brought in 20 million illegals, low skill, no skill, all mostly men. 1.00

00:24:47.660 Criminals. 0.99

00:24:48.140 Violent.

00:24:48.740 Criminals who are violent.

00:24:50.280 We bring in 59 South African farmers, families, children, women, men, people with skills.

00:24:57.500 And look what Don Lemon's talking about.

00:24:59.760 About the white Afrikaners who were allowed into the country and what that means for the

00:25:05.500 black folks and the black farmers.

00:25:07.320 What's going to end up in the black farmers who've lost so much land over decades here in 0.97

00:25:12.460 the United States because of the racist policies.

00:25:16.260 What does this do?

00:25:17.080 What does this mean?

00:25:17.660 When you see this, what do you think? 0.87

00:25:20.620 Well, Don, this is a slap in the face to America's black farmers right now. 0.57

00:25:25.600 Here you have the president of the United States flying in white farmers. 0.99

00:25:32.540 He's got horrible audio.

00:25:34.080 Yeah.

00:25:34.540 Don Lemon can't even run a show.

00:25:36.480 And then he's got it going twice.

00:25:37.960 So you hear the feedback from that guy's side because he's hearing Don Lemon.

00:25:42.000 You don't even cancel it out and just use one set of audio for that.

00:25:44.720 You don't edit.

00:25:45.500 No.

00:25:45.680 Um, but they're freaking out over 59 South African farmers.

00:25:50.820 Yeah.

00:25:51.200 And I'm not even like looking for, to bring in refugees. 0.99

00:25:55.420 Like I understand I'm okay with, uh, people of European descent coming in.

00:25:59.340 That's kind of how America was ran in the past, but I'm not even like, yeah, bring in the 0.86

00:26:04.380 refugees. 1.00

00:26:04.840 I'm just loving how stupid these people look when they're latching onto this and complaining 1.00

00:26:10.560 about it and it's clearly racially motivated for them. 1.00

00:26:13.780 Um, which is just insane.

00:26:15.760 20 million, 10 million, whatever you think the number is.

00:26:19.300 They go, Oh, that's fine.

00:26:20.940 We know we don't need border patrol court date in 2029.

00:26:23.860 59.

00:26:24.140 Who are you?

00:26:24.760 You, you left your passport on the other side of the Rio Grande.

00:26:26.980 Okay.

00:26:27.260 No problem.

00:26:28.120 You're good.

00:26:28.640 You come back in 2027 for your court date.

00:26:30.460 Yeah.

00:26:30.760 Bring your cousin here. 0.91

00:26:31.800 And then 59 people come on like one plane and they were it up.

00:26:36.340 They were up the machine of, of hatred against white people.

00:26:39.480 Right. 0.98

00:26:39.840 You can't have that hatred against white people. 0.75

00:26:42.440 And I was thinking, why does everyone hate white people so much?

00:26:45.700 And I think I figured it out. 0.55

00:26:46.880 Okay.

00:26:47.360 Some people will say because of white privilege, but I think white privilege is a cope and the

00:26:52.740 cope is white privilege is how white people get success and attain all this wealth and

00:26:57.840 land or whatever. 0.73

00:26:58.520 But it's actually just white people are the best at navigating the world. 0.99

00:27:02.240 Interesting.

00:27:02.880 And figuring out how the world works, figuring out how farming works, figuring out how to build

00:27:07.160 infrastructure and viaducts and farming and land with the water that comes down, like white 1.00

00:27:13.640 people just figured it out the best and everyone else is just jealous.

00:27:16.560 Yeah.

00:27:17.080 I mean, there's definitely a jealousy and then they attribute it more to like colonialism

00:27:21.180 or a racist past instead of being like, hmm, that guy's got a sweet piece of property

00:27:25.700 and all his family's really happy and he really figured it out.

00:27:28.580 Oh yeah.

00:27:28.900 Running water and he hits a switch and the lights go on because he's white.

00:27:33.240 And it's like, nah, we figured it out. 0.75

00:27:34.760 But he did colonialism so I can be justifiably pissed.

00:27:37.780 Everyone's just jealous they can't figure it out.

00:27:39.760 I agree.

00:27:40.540 I agree.

00:27:41.040 And then Matt Walsh had a good tweet about this subject, the South African farmers.

00:27:44.600 Can you read that?

00:27:45.180 Yeah.

00:27:45.500 I mean, there's a lot of talking and discussion about who's native and who is from where,

00:27:51.740 right?

00:27:51.960 And Matt Walsh said, remember folks, white South Africans don't belong in South Africa 0.90

00:27:56.260 even after 400 years. 0.98

00:27:58.280 White Americans are invaders in America even after 500 years. 1.00

00:28:01.400 But the third world illegal migrant who got here last Tuesday is just as American as anyone 0.78

00:28:06.320 else.

00:28:07.060 And if you call him an invader, you're racist.

00:28:09.060 Yeah.

00:28:09.400 That's what we're dealing with.

00:28:10.380 That's summed it up.

00:28:11.200 Yeah.

00:28:11.340 It's all wordplay.

00:28:12.300 It's all double standards.

00:28:14.940 And I don't know.

00:28:15.780 It's just, it's weird that Democrats couldn't just kind of ignore this issue.

00:28:21.240 They had to make it a hypocrisy piece for them.

00:28:25.820 Migrants are an issue for you. 1.00

00:28:27.460 Are you kidding me?

00:28:28.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:29.020 Like, it's just so stupid to me, so. 1.00

00:28:31.400 I agree. 1.00

00:28:32.460 All right.

00:28:32.720 Let's get to our next clip, which is the most egregious migrant clip maybe ever. 1.00

00:28:37.880 This guy is getting interviewed and he's trying, he's from some African country and he's trying 1.00

00:28:42.120 to come to the UK and listen to his reason for why he should be there.

00:28:46.180 Why should English people pay for you to have a house? 0.99

00:28:56.000 Maybe they give me house, they give me anything I can need, they give me.

00:29:04.180 Just give it.

00:29:05.080 Yeah.

00:29:05.300 Why?

00:29:07.740 Because people, because people, England is perfect.

00:29:11.480 Oh, so you think we're, so we're, you think we're all, you think we're all rich people?

00:29:16.740 He wants it because give it to me.

00:29:18.800 Give me anything I could need.

00:29:20.480 He mumbles some African language and says, give it, give me house, right? 0.58

00:29:24.560 At least he's honest and I believe him.

00:29:26.480 Yeah.

00:29:26.700 I don't, it's like he, that's his understanding of the world, right?

00:29:30.220 Yeah.

00:29:30.500 That's exactly it.

00:29:31.460 Like that's what he's learned to expect.

00:29:33.780 That's what he's been told is going to happen.

00:29:35.740 And he's not high Q enough to like worry about how he might appear on TV to the people that

00:29:42.420 are supposed to be giving him this stuff.

00:29:43.900 He kind of just says, yeah, I want you give, I take.

00:29:47.140 He's not even smart enough to kind of say, well, I've lived a hard life and I deserve a little

00:29:51.280 bit of a jumpstart.

00:29:53.080 He just goes, give me house.

00:29:54.500 My brother is sick.

00:29:55.980 You know, like make up some story.

00:29:57.960 War, war in my home country.

00:29:59.820 Like you can make, you can obviously tug at the heartstrings of leftists in the UK and

00:30:04.520 any Western country, but obviously he's not smart enough to do that.

00:30:07.560 He only knows a few words and give me are one of the first two words he learned.

00:30:10.880 Why do you deserve a house?

00:30:12.680 I want the house.

00:30:14.260 House is pretty good.

00:30:15.760 House is fun.

00:30:16.620 He could even string a sentence together.

00:30:18.520 I actually found a meme or like a post about a monkey who made a better sentence than him.

00:30:23.860 16 words long.

00:30:24.800 Yeah.

00:30:25.080 This was a chimpanzee who I think was a famous one who they taught sign language.

00:30:28.660 Yeah.

00:30:28.980 Yeah.

00:30:29.200 And he said, Nim's longest sentence was the 16 word long.

00:30:32.560 Give orange.

00:30:33.460 Me give.

00:30:34.180 Eat orange.

00:30:35.000 Me eat orange.

00:30:36.100 Give me eat orange.

00:30:37.240 Give me you.

00:30:38.580 That's pretty good.

00:30:39.600 I mean, similar.

00:30:41.240 Similar levels of articulation there, I would say.

00:30:43.260 Yeah.

00:30:43.760 And keep in mind, there are billions of people like that guy.

00:30:47.000 Yeah.

00:30:47.280 There's no way.

00:30:48.040 And the UK is an island the size of like Oregon.

00:30:50.920 Yeah.

00:30:51.640 And what's going to happen?

00:30:52.640 Is he going to come and assimilate and follow all of the laws?

00:30:55.240 Or is he going to strong arm an old lady, steal her purse and pull coins out of the fountain?

00:30:59.620 Yeah.

00:30:59.840 And I wonder if that give me attitude extends to women as well. 0.98

00:31:04.020 What about the UK women? 0.96

00:31:06.040 He goes, give me.

00:31:07.000 And he's holding a knife in a dark alley all of a sudden.

00:31:09.680 And he still knows the words give me.

00:31:11.220 Yeah.

00:31:11.360 I wonder if he'll be able to control himself.

00:31:12.980 He actually reminds me of that pastor in that clip we showed a few weeks back.

00:31:16.780 Can you play that?

00:31:17.340 It's pretty good.

00:31:32.660 Yeah.

00:31:33.020 And then obviously no one in the UK or anywhere in these Western countries really voted for this.

00:31:38.700 They didn't say, hey, I'd like to bring in all these third world migrants and flood our 1.00

00:31:42.800 borders and take all of our resources.

00:31:45.120 It just happened.

00:31:45.980 Yeah.

00:31:46.340 And no one really had a say.

00:31:48.100 So that's something to keep in mind too. 0.94

00:31:49.440 And then everyone was just told for the last like 40 years that you're racist white people 0.95

00:31:54.320 and you're insensitive and you hate these other groups. 0.82

00:31:57.060 So when it happened, they didn't stand up to it.

00:31:59.420 And then it got to the critical mass point where it became too late.

00:32:02.540 Yeah.

00:32:02.920 And I think people are not finally numb now to being called racist.

00:32:06.080 And we're like, we don't care, but they've already imported a lot of people. 0.91

00:32:09.000 It's like too late.

00:32:09.760 Yeah.

00:32:10.280 And that's a tremendous long game.

00:32:12.740 Decades of like hitting you with the programming that you're racist and the only thing you have 0.98

00:32:18.860 in your life and your success you have is because of your race and you're white. 0.99

00:32:23.340 Yeah.

00:32:23.660 Oppression, racism, colonialism.

00:32:25.260 That's the only way you would ever have succeeded.

00:32:27.800 Right.

00:32:27.880 So they program that into you and then they know, oh, wave two in 2010, we're going to

00:32:32.820 start bringing in all these migrants. 0.99

00:32:34.900 Yeah.

00:32:35.240 And then Keir Starmer, he made an interesting point.

00:32:39.500 Yeah.

00:32:39.680 It seems like he kind of switched a little bit on the migration thing.

00:32:42.980 And he has a quote, we risk becoming an island of strangers, not a nation that walks forward

00:32:47.800 together.

00:32:48.320 And he announced measures which he says will help control the number of immigrants coming 1.00

00:32:52.020 into the country to live and work.

00:32:54.100 It's already too late.

00:32:55.160 Well, that's part of it.

00:32:56.400 You can say this at any point. 0.98

00:32:58.060 And it's kind of like we've reached our quota already for all the shitty people we brought 0.99

00:33:02.000 in, you know? 0.98

00:33:02.640 Okay.

00:33:03.100 That timeout, it's like taking a timeout when you really need to reverse everything that's

00:33:07.440 been done already.

00:33:08.280 Yeah.

00:33:08.300 We're going to have to limit the number of people that come. 1.00

00:33:10.300 It's like, you have to start upping the limit of the people that are leaving.

00:33:13.920 Yeah.

00:33:14.100 You already ruined London.

00:33:15.440 Right.

00:33:15.840 So.

00:33:16.080 And then this guy replied to it and can you read what he said?

00:33:19.160 He said, actually, those of us from different cultures have taught the Brits new ways to eat,

00:33:23.520 drink, and make music together, to sing and dance and cry together.

00:33:27.580 You know this is true because you live in London, but you pretend otherwise, and so you

00:33:31.440 feed racism.

00:33:33.220 Weird, empty sentence there.

00:33:35.020 It doesn't really mean anything.

00:33:36.100 And it's accusing of racism, which is something we see a lot.

00:33:39.080 And then unfortunately for this guy, his profile picture is him doing the anti-Semitic Jewish

00:33:44.840 meme.

00:33:45.360 Yeah.

00:33:46.100 That's him standing like this.

00:33:48.220 You can't really say things like that.

00:33:49.880 You have to have a little bit more awareness.

00:33:51.340 You can't say things like that, that are subversive and encouraging of like mass migration

00:33:56.220 of third worlders. 0.88

00:33:57.140 And while you're going like this.

00:33:58.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:58.420 White replacement, like, and then you're saying white replacement shit. 1.00

00:34:02.420 And then your profile pictures, you go in like this. 1.00

00:34:04.880 You look like the meme.

00:34:05.960 Like, honestly, that's a bad look for just you representing a group of people.

00:34:09.440 Right.

00:34:09.760 Like that's a horrible look.

00:34:11.100 And then you should take a step back.

00:34:12.380 Like that's kind of like the equivalent of the guy who just goes on TV and says, give

00:34:17.080 me, give me.

00:34:17.780 It's like he's fulfilling his role.

00:34:19.380 And then you're kind of doing your stereotypical role, which is horrible.

00:34:23.340 Right.

00:34:23.420 Yeah.

00:34:23.620 That's a good point.

00:34:24.220 And we'll get more into that in a few minutes.

00:34:26.940 Institutions are taking part in the anti-white agenda as well.

00:34:30.280 As you guys know, we just learned this new Harvard story.

00:34:33.840 He said, breaking.

00:34:34.720 My team is now in touch with federal civil rights officials about Harvard's systematic discrimination

00:34:40.020 against white men.

00:34:41.080 We will assist law enforcement in any way we can and hope that Harvard pays a heavy price

00:34:46.620 for brazenly violating the Civil Rights Act.

00:34:49.880 And he followed it up with a tweet that said, Harvard actually wrote a plan to increase the

00:34:55.660 proportion of women and minorities in certain occupations to more than 90%.

00:35:00.580 It's not about equal opportunity.

00:35:02.460 It's about punishing whites, men, and especially white men. 1.00

00:35:06.020 Crazy. 0.99

00:35:06.200 And here's a global executive summary of Harvard University, their annual plan from 2024.

00:35:11.900 And it has in the right-hand column, this is going to be hard to see for you guys, but

00:35:15.640 it says the employment percentage of all these categories of jobs, like administrators, alumni

00:35:23.360 affairs, like all these jobs.

00:35:25.000 And it's, it has protected class and their current year-end goal.

00:35:30.380 So how many there are.

00:35:31.820 So one example is 71% staff assistance for women, and they want it to go up to 90%, 89.1%.

00:35:40.680 So they have these goals and then, oh, we want to get women up to X percent or, and it's 1.00

00:35:46.600 just at whose expense, right?

00:35:48.260 Yeah.

00:35:48.560 There's no natural shaking out.

00:35:50.160 And it's interesting because on an individual level, you can't discriminate based on race,

00:35:55.340 right?

00:35:56.000 You can't, any discrimination or preferential treatment on race, one job opening, right?

00:36:02.560 Black guy, white guy, Asian guy, and then five more white guys, right? 0.71

00:36:06.860 Because it's representative.

00:36:08.040 You have to pick that individual on, you can't consider skin color at all, right?

00:36:12.120 It's protected class.

00:36:13.220 But then you get that in a broad group, like, oh, we just have a goal of 90% women in this 1.00

00:36:19.520 one.

00:36:19.940 And it's like, huh, how do you justify that with the inability to discriminate one-on-one?

00:36:24.860 And it's obvious they're breaking the law.

00:36:26.560 It's obvious they're going against the Civil Rights Act.

00:36:29.760 And it's so funny because the Civil Rights Act was supposed to give equal treatment for

00:36:34.060 blacks, for African-Americans.

00:36:36.320 And then now it's just being used against whites. 1.00

00:36:39.140 And it's like, ah, ah, ah, that same shit applies to us now. 1.00

00:36:42.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:43.240 Which is kind of a catch-22, right?

00:36:45.260 Exactly.

00:36:45.920 So everyone seems like, institution-wise or on the personal level, everyone seems to be

00:36:50.560 teaming up against white people while other groups tell white people not to be tribal,

00:36:56.040 even though every other group is becoming more and more tribal.

00:36:59.180 And we have an example here.

00:37:01.000 This is a PragerU influencer, and he's talking about the Shiloh Hendricks case.

00:37:05.580 But listen to how he describes it.

00:37:07.200 You know, a woman who calls a five-year-old African-American child the N-word should probably 0.99

00:37:11.480 not become a celebrated figure in American pop culture.

00:37:14.760 Unfortunately, that is exactly what has happened.

00:37:16.580 So there's a woman in Minnesota, her name is Shiloh Hendricks.

00:37:19.120 She accused this five-year-old African-American boy of taking things from her purse.

00:37:23.220 He shouldn't have done that, but he is also five.

00:37:25.080 She then goes on to call him and his parents the N-word.

00:37:28.120 But that's not even the worst part of the story.

00:37:29.960 Her GoFundMe page right now has raised more than enough money to buy her a brand new house.

00:37:34.820 And if that is not a commentary on the tribalism and the political polarization we have in this

00:37:40.080 country, I don't know what is.

00:37:42.040 We have to get out of these echo chambers whereby we have a blind support of individuals,

00:37:47.300 no matter how reprehensible their actions are.

00:37:49.660 So this Jewish guy who everyone thinks is white is telling white people not to be tribal. 0.92

00:37:55.880 And it's bad. 0.98

00:37:57.460 But black people are becoming more and more tribal. 1.00

00:38:00.600 Hispanic people are pretty tribal. 1.00

00:38:02.760 And then are Jewish people tribal at all?

00:38:05.120 I don't know.

00:38:05.780 Are they?

00:38:06.320 I don't know.

00:38:06.960 Yeah, they are.

00:38:08.060 You know, everyone knows that.

00:38:09.340 So everyone's telling white people, hey, you can't be tribal.

00:38:13.280 You can't be tribal. 0.93

00:38:14.020 It's so bad.

00:38:14.600 While every other tribe becomes more and more tribal at our expense. 0.78

00:38:19.620 It doesn't really make sense to me.

00:38:21.260 You know, like you can't be a group of white people who coalesces around that, even though

00:38:28.140 every other group is coalescing around being whatever race or religion they are.

00:38:32.720 Yeah, totally agree.

00:38:33.820 And then this whole Shiloh Hendricks thing.

00:38:35.780 It's not like she's a celebrity now.

00:38:38.240 We're not the hawk.

00:38:39.420 She's not the hawk to a girl for the right wing. 0.99

00:38:42.040 Yeah.

00:38:42.200 You know, it's just like, here's some money. 1.00

00:38:43.900 Fuck. 1.00

00:38:44.480 We're sending a message. 1.00

00:38:45.540 Fuck you. 1.00

00:38:46.140 We're not policing speech. 1.00

00:38:47.200 Right.

00:38:47.460 But yeah, PragerU, two weeks later, comes out with a video lecturing you.

00:38:51.840 It's apprehensible.

00:38:52.880 Don't be tribal, guys.

00:38:53.840 Just get mowed over and ran over by the upcoming race war. 0.97

00:38:57.960 Just get steamrolled in the country your ancestors built.

00:39:00.420 You can't be tribal.

00:39:01.460 No big deal.

00:39:02.480 I'm a fellow white guy like you.

00:39:04.300 We shouldn't, you know.

00:39:06.660 I don't know about that.

00:39:08.260 All right.

00:39:08.480 Well, let's move on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

00:39:12.320 Make sure you use Opportunity Tickle and Juice the Post.

00:39:15.280 All the stuff.

00:39:15.840 You guys know the stuff.

00:39:16.500 Don't make me do it.

00:39:17.820 Yeah.

00:39:18.340 All right.

00:39:18.920 Our first story.

00:39:20.340 This is, I'm going to go quick.

00:39:21.440 Some of this stuff is fast.

00:39:22.400 Some of this stuff is random, believe it or not.

00:39:24.320 Oh, shock.

00:39:27.740 AstraZeneca, that pharmaceutical, Latin to English, a road to death.

00:39:32.100 Wow.

00:39:32.900 Something to think about.

00:39:34.120 There you go.

00:39:34.780 All right.

00:39:35.720 No commentary from me.

00:39:37.080 Next.

00:39:37.400 Not good.

00:39:37.800 Not good.

00:39:38.320 Not good is true.

00:39:39.700 Next, you know how on CNN and all the news sites, they have like the Chiron thing, or not 0.92

00:39:43.640 even the Chiron, the bottom, whatever, where they scroll words and no one really reads it.

00:39:47.920 Can you read out loud this one?

00:39:50.360 Maybe you want to kill the audio, but read what it says.

00:39:53.960 A mile wide underwater volcano is ready to blow its top off the West Coast.

00:40:03.300 Scientists predict one of the Pacific Ocean's lesser known volcanoes will blow its vent in the coming months, causing 10,000 earthquakes in one day.

00:40:16.460 So, Seismic Apocalypse, CNN's not really mentioning it?

00:40:21.220 Yeah.

00:40:21.500 That's just, that's not A material.

00:40:23.580 That's just B-roll on the bottom of the screen.

00:40:25.700 10,000 earthquakes.

00:40:26.900 Yeah.

00:40:27.340 Should we run this story made up about Trump, or should we talk about the Seismic Apocalypse, 10,000 earthquakes thing?

00:40:33.580 Let's go with the Trump thing.

00:40:35.000 All right.

00:40:35.320 So, be on the lookout for that.

00:40:36.500 And that's the, that's how, that's like the storyline of Paradise, that show on Hulu.

00:40:41.700 Yeah.

00:40:42.320 Where there's like a natural apocalypse, and then everyone has to live underground.

00:40:46.660 Marsden's in it.

00:40:47.260 70-foot waves come crashing.

00:40:50.220 Marsden's in it.

00:40:51.320 Yeah.

00:40:51.700 And then.

00:40:52.380 We like Marsden.

00:40:52.940 We like Marsden a lot.

00:40:54.020 We really like Paradise.

00:40:55.480 I watched it.

00:40:55.980 Marsden, if you're a show watcher, please reach out.

00:40:57.480 Marsden.

00:40:58.260 Marsden.

00:40:59.720 Marsden.

00:41:00.260 S-O-S. 0.99

00:41:00.900 Marsden.

00:41:01.560 Marsden, please.

00:41:03.580 Yes.

00:41:04.100 And then I found this other clip.

00:41:05.660 It's from a few months ago, but it's a tectonic shift.

00:41:10.000 Yeah.

00:41:10.380 It's a fault line shift.

00:41:11.420 It's a fault line shift.

00:41:12.920 And look at the right.

00:41:13.680 That tectonic is below.

00:41:14.560 This is fault line.

00:41:15.740 This is like on the ground tectonic plates or below.

00:41:18.380 But look at the shift that happens.

00:41:20.060 The thing goes like this.

00:41:21.220 Yeah.

00:41:21.500 And look at the right side.

00:41:22.800 You can kind of see the land shift.

00:41:24.520 So it's going.

00:41:25.160 It's going.

00:41:26.200 There's some shaking.

00:41:27.940 And boom. 0.96

00:41:28.920 Slips.

00:41:29.280 And then it just slips like 10 feet.

00:41:32.240 Crazy.

00:41:32.800 Crazy. 0.61

00:41:33.600 All right.

00:41:34.200 Let's get to our next story.

00:41:35.340 This is a health-based story.

00:41:36.800 And I think it's very good information for you guys to have.

00:41:39.540 A new study discovered that if you live near a golf course, you have more risk of Parkinson's.

00:41:45.920 Allegedly.

00:41:46.240 A new study has discovered an alarming connection between golf courses and Parkinson's disease.

00:41:51.560 A case-controlled study published in the JAMA found that living within one mile of a golf course was associated with 126% increased odds of developing Parkinson's disease.

00:42:01.620 And this number was in comparison to individuals living more than 6 miles away from the golf course.

00:42:07.220 The study also found that getting tap water from groundwater sources in the radius of a golf course doubled the odds of developing Parkinson's disease.

00:42:15.600 And again, this was compared to tap water from areas without a golf course.

00:42:19.440 The risk of developing Parkinson's was 49% higher for the groundwater sources in radius of a golf course compared to private wells.

00:42:26.480 The most commonly used herbicide on golf courses is glyphosate, which is likely the link in the increased risk.

00:42:33.220 Pretty crazy.

00:42:34.420 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:34.900 And they spray the shit out of those golf courses. 0.99

00:42:37.120 And the worst courses, I'm sure, use worse stuff. 0.98

00:42:40.160 Glyphosate and the Roundup type stuff because it's so expensive to maintain.

00:42:44.280 You cut your costs.

00:42:45.420 You're not going to use natural ingredients.

00:42:46.920 They're probably more expensive. 0.99

00:42:47.940 You just spray it with fucking Roundup. 1.00

00:42:49.900 Yeah, not good. 1.00

00:42:51.000 If you live on a golf course, I don't know.

00:42:52.920 Can't live too close, it's called.

00:42:54.240 Head on a swivel, I guess.

00:42:55.360 But that grass is so nice, too.

00:42:57.580 When you walk barefoot around in the evening, right at sunset, when it gets cool.

00:43:01.540 Yeah.

00:43:01.980 There's nothing better than walking barefoot on a golf course.

00:43:04.480 I know.

00:43:05.060 It's almost worth it.

00:43:06.040 I know.

00:43:06.820 I might take a little calculated risk there.

00:43:08.400 And you get Parkinson's and you freak.

00:43:09.940 Oh, Parkinson's is not Alzheimer's.

00:43:11.580 Parkinson's is this, right?

00:43:12.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:13.740 So maybe not worth it.

00:43:15.100 Yeah.

00:43:15.420 Let's say if it was Alzheimer's, it's like you don't even remember that you gave it to yourself.

00:43:19.000 Yeah, you might as well enjoy the good times.

00:43:20.460 Yeah, this is great.

00:43:22.020 I don't know.

00:43:22.360 Just PSA, I guess. 1.00

00:43:23.340 But yeah, there's a lot of shit like that. 0.99

00:43:25.600 And then, you know, asbestos, lead pipes, like all these things. 1.00

00:43:30.600 And there's still stuff like you think we're immune to like, oh shit, we made a mistake 0.97

00:43:35.580 and we put $10 billion worth of this stuff into the world. 0.91

00:43:39.780 You know, you think we're immune to it and we're not. 0.99

00:43:41.440 And it goes into the ground, it goes into the water, and then that's how you get fucked 0.99

00:43:44.640 up. 0.99

00:43:45.100 And glyphosate is that key word.

00:43:47.480 That's what's in Roundup.

00:43:48.340 The boomers loved Roundup. 0.98

00:43:50.360 That's what's messing a lot of people up.

00:43:51.560 That's why our grains are so bad.

00:43:53.280 You know, if you eat grains and you have like a gluten allergy or you have autoimmune issues

00:43:56.980 or leaky gut, stomach issues, a lot of it's from glyphosate.

00:43:59.920 That's why people can eat einkorn flour and like ancient grains from Europe or you go to

00:44:04.840 Europe and you don't feel bad or inflamed.

00:44:06.820 It's because we spray everything with glyphosate here, unfortunately.

00:44:10.060 Bad.

00:44:10.540 All right.

00:44:10.880 Next, we have Arby's.

00:44:12.600 They have a meme or yeah, a post, a meme.

00:44:15.380 Unlike dad, our Hammond Swiss actually came back, which is funny.

00:44:20.400 They're doing a dog whistle.

00:44:22.400 A meme about dad going out for cigarettes and not coming back, right?

00:44:24.380 They're dog whistling the right wing.

00:44:25.860 Yeah.

00:44:26.280 And then James Lindsay's not happy about it.

00:44:29.100 James Lindsay said, Arby's trying to appeal to the woke right demo.

00:44:32.540 That's curtains for them.

00:44:33.940 Cringe AF.

00:44:35.080 What's the woke right?

00:44:36.820 Woke right is people who he's talking about people who are racially aware.

00:44:41.100 Yeah.

00:44:41.640 And, and that's, we would fall under James Lindsay's woke right.

00:44:45.340 I like it.

00:44:46.020 Yeah.

00:44:46.460 And, uh, reality enjoyer, uh, George Washington would be woke, right?

00:44:50.700 Any of the founding fathers would be woke, right?

00:44:52.600 According to James Lindsay, a free white, any free white person, you know?

00:44:56.540 Yeah.

00:44:57.040 And it gets to a point where it's like James Lindsay, I don't care what you call anything.

00:45:01.260 Yeah.

00:45:01.480 James Lindsay is having a very bad crash out for those of you guys who, and I don't even

00:45:06.140 know why I say crash out.

00:45:07.360 That's like a new word, new Zoomer word they made. 1.00

00:45:09.540 New Zoomer word.

00:45:10.100 He's freaking out and he's panicking and he's, he's, he's on tilt as I would say.

00:45:14.380 And he's like, I'm smart though.

00:45:15.840 I'm smart.

00:45:16.580 You're woke right.

00:45:17.340 And it's like, dude, the United States was a white European country for a very long time. 0.54

00:45:22.840 And we're not just some blank slate where I think he said, uh, one of the things, remember

00:45:29.120 that one of those guys asked Charlie Kirk, would America be the same if it was 300 million

00:45:33.380 Indians? 0.96

00:45:34.280 And like the answer's no, it would be very different.

00:45:37.440 Um, but that like is a kind of a woke, right talking point or something like racially aware

00:45:42.980 reality enjoyers, uh, you're, you're woke, right?

00:45:46.140 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:45:48.380 And that's good to know. 0.99

00:45:49.260 And I don't really listen to people who are pussies. 1.00

00:45:51.660 Yeah, I know. 0.99

00:45:52.560 It's kind of simple.

00:45:53.380 It's like, call me whatever you want.

00:45:54.460 I don't even watch your video.

00:45:56.100 All right.

00:45:56.900 Speaking of Arby's, um, well, really quick before we move on from Arby's, they're also

00:46:00.460 introducing a new steak nuggets.

00:46:03.140 Yeah.

00:46:03.460 It's made out of squirrel meat.

00:46:04.820 No, it looks good.

00:46:05.880 It looks good.

00:46:06.780 I DM'd Arby's.

00:46:07.840 I have more Instagram followers than they do.

00:46:09.560 I messaged them and I'm like, Hey, I'd like to do a deal, especially about these steak nuggets.

00:46:13.540 They haven't replied to me yet, but steak nuggets from Arby's.

00:46:16.140 If that falls into keto, go crazy at Arby's.

00:46:20.240 I go crazy on some steak.

00:46:21.060 All right.

00:46:21.360 Speaking of, we got the meats.

00:46:23.480 Is that Arby's?

00:46:24.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:24.800 I got the meats recently.

00:46:26.720 Uh, I acquired 10 pounds of gyro meat the other day.

00:46:29.400 Prophecy fulfilled.

00:46:30.200 I think on episode like one, two or three, like very early in the show.

00:46:34.340 The early stage of this podcast, we did a lot of gyro meat talking.

00:46:37.420 Yeah.

00:46:37.600 A lot of gyro meat talking and I got it. 1.00

00:46:39.880 And it's in, it falls into keto.

00:46:41.740 It's a high fat, uh, meat, which is great.

00:46:43.880 I'm going to be eating a lot of, uh, Greek salads with tons of gyro meat.

00:46:48.140 10 pounds acquired came to the door.

00:46:52.020 There you go.

00:46:53.040 The, all the frozen stuff melted.

00:46:54.980 It was kind of warm, but it's probably fine.

00:46:56.920 Let me know how it goes.

00:46:57.960 And then Jake Hoffman messaged me.

00:46:59.380 Can you read what he said?

00:47:00.040 He said, I remember an episode, you said that people need to warn you about too much gyro 1.00

00:47:04.460 meat.

00:47:05.160 So that's true.

00:47:06.220 You forgot that warning.

00:47:07.360 You went off your meds.

00:47:08.860 I remember after I was like, guys, I'm trying to find 10 pounds of gyro meat.

00:47:12.760 What do you, why didn't anyone stop me?

00:47:14.480 Yeah.

00:47:15.020 Um, but it's true.

00:47:15.960 So thank you, Jake.

00:47:17.200 Um, warning received.

00:47:18.860 I'm going to not really act on that.

00:47:21.880 I'm going to continue on my gyro meat acquisition.

00:47:24.940 You own your own mistakes.

00:47:26.260 Yeah.

00:47:26.480 And it's going to be good.

00:47:27.360 I'm in keto.

00:47:27.980 I'm allowed.

00:47:28.420 Uh, next I saw this meme.

00:47:29.840 I thought it was funny.

00:47:31.220 Nothing more dangerous to a household than foil covered, fresh baked brownies already

00:47:35.700 supplied with a knife.

00:47:36.920 Yeah.

00:47:37.160 So true.

00:47:37.820 It's entrapment.

00:47:38.880 4,000 calories.

00:47:40.640 You eat the whole thing.

00:47:41.340 Yeah.

00:47:41.760 It's entrapment.

00:47:43.180 Um, okay.

00:47:44.420 I have no self-control when it comes to that.

00:47:46.700 Like I, I buy something and I go, okay, here's this line in the sand, chocolate babka cake

00:47:51.840 from Trader Joe's.

00:47:52.700 I mean, you know, a quarter of it.

00:47:54.280 One serving. 0.99

00:47:54.820 It's fucking gone. 0.99

00:47:55.600 The whole thing's gone. 0.99

00:47:56.640 I'm coming back the whole night.

00:47:57.860 You eat it.

00:47:58.860 So the, the battle is won or lost on buying it or not.

00:48:01.720 Exactly.

00:48:02.280 So that's what happened with me.

00:48:03.820 I got like these keto cheese balls, this jug.

00:48:06.480 And I'm like, oh yeah.

00:48:07.540 Keto cheese balls, protein. 0.99

00:48:09.140 I eat the whole fucking jug. 0.99

00:48:10.240 It's 2000 calories. 1.00

00:48:11.380 Yeah.

00:48:12.020 Crazy.

00:48:12.600 It's not good.

00:48:13.120 Um, all, but I will say this, you know, people drink the chip crumbs at the end.

00:48:17.140 I stopped doing that.

00:48:18.680 Wow.

00:48:19.160 That's a step.

00:48:19.960 You order 10 pounds of gyro meat, but you stop eating the crumbs at the end.

00:48:23.260 Stop drinking the chips at the end. 0.99

00:48:24.920 I'm like a pig. 0.98

00:48:25.520 Okay. 0.98

00:48:26.020 Um, all right.

00:48:26.600 Next we have an interesting story.

00:48:28.580 Uh, Nicholas Cage is playing John Madden in a movie and we got a picture of him.

00:48:33.580 That's what I like. 0.99

00:48:34.920 That's good shit. 1.00

00:48:36.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:36.740 Nicholas Cage, like Tom Cruise is on my actors who do it list.

00:48:41.240 Yeah.

00:48:41.540 They just get it done no matter what. 0.53

00:48:43.940 Nick Cage also went through a very shitty movie list though.

00:48:47.400 He, he picks he, Tom Cruise is a winner.

00:48:50.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:50.580 Nicholas Cage picked a couple of shitty movies. 0.98

00:48:52.700 That's okay. 0.98

00:48:53.560 Okay.

00:48:54.720 That's okay.

00:48:55.260 As long as you're aware.

00:48:55.940 All right.

00:48:56.280 Next, this guy is, uh, about to crash a plane and then he recovers it.

00:49:01.040 And I just thought it was good information to give to you guys if you're ever in this situation.

00:49:05.020 What?

00:49:05.280 Free falling in an airplane?

00:49:06.440 Yeah.

00:49:06.680 Like spiraling down, nosedive.

00:49:08.680 Dive.

00:49:08.980 Dive.

00:49:10.000 I'm in trouble.

00:49:13.120 I'm in trouble.

00:49:13.220 Manny, Manny, Manny.

00:49:14.580 November 9,815 link.

00:49:15.840 What?

00:49:16.020 Go ahead.

00:49:16.820 I'm no idea where I'm going.

00:49:18.300 I'm going to crash.

00:49:19.320 Manny, Manny, Manny.

00:49:20.840 9,815 say last known position.

00:49:23.080 I'm going in.

00:49:23.740 I'm going in.

00:49:24.340 Manny, Manny, Manny.

00:49:25.220 I'm going to crash.

00:49:26.600 9,815 say altitude.

00:49:28.540 I'm rolling.

00:49:29.360 I'm rolling.

00:49:29.860 I'm rolling.

00:49:30.480 I'm rolling.

00:49:31.040 I'm rolling.

00:49:31.960 Oh my God.

00:49:34.680 Help.

00:49:35.660 Help.

00:49:36.940 Calling for Dodge.

00:49:37.980 Release the stick.

00:49:39.140 Go forward on the stick and then slowly back again.

00:49:46.000 I'm level.

00:49:46.840 I'm straight level.

00:49:47.780 I don't know where I am.

00:49:49.660 Manny, 1,5 Lima.

00:49:50.940 Remain.

00:49:51.480 There you go.

00:49:52.360 Release the stick.

00:49:53.500 Go slowly forward on the stick and then pull back.

00:49:56.520 All right.

00:49:57.160 So if you guys are ever in a release the stick, slowly forward on the stick, pull back on the stick.

00:50:04.300 Wow.

00:50:05.060 That's good.

00:50:05.480 That's just good information to have.

00:50:06.800 Yeah.

00:50:07.320 That guy, that guy should not be a pilot. 0.78

00:50:09.320 And I think like after he lands, they're going to be like, so Jimmy, you're really fucking panicked there, huh? 0.60

00:50:14.440 What happened? 0.53

00:50:15.100 Mayday, mayday, mayday.

00:50:15.960 It's like, Jimmy, your license is going to be suspended for a little while.

00:50:18.200 Yelling for help and you're by yourself in an airplane.

00:50:20.180 We have an NTSB investigator coming to talk to you, Jimmy, because you panicked up there.

00:50:24.680 You're definitely not a Sully type.

00:50:26.360 Yeah.

00:50:26.680 Not a Sully type.

00:50:27.500 Not a Sully type.

00:50:28.000 Or not a flight Denzel type either.

00:50:29.960 Yeah.

00:50:30.200 And Denzel was drunk that day, remember, and he flipped it.

00:50:34.120 Release the stick, slowly push the stick forward, pull back.

00:50:37.720 Okay.

00:50:38.100 You're level.

00:50:38.920 Easy.

00:50:39.600 All right.

00:50:40.020 Next, let's speed through these last two.

00:50:42.620 The Vatican played YMCA.

00:50:54.140 Thank you, Pope.

00:50:55.000 Very cool.

00:50:55.620 Yeah.

00:50:56.020 New Popes from Chicago.

00:50:57.300 I kind of like that guy.

00:50:58.260 I kind of like what's happening there too.

00:51:00.320 All right.

00:51:00.880 I have a last point to make before we move on to cringe.

00:51:04.120 Are you ready?

00:51:04.900 Yeah.

00:51:05.100 How many snakes have you seen in the last year?

00:51:07.340 Real snakes?

00:51:08.600 Zero.

00:51:09.380 Maybe one.

00:51:09.940 I saw two in two hours yesterday.

00:51:14.000 Wow.

00:51:14.860 What do you think that means?

00:51:17.860 Nothing.

00:51:18.740 Nothing?

00:51:19.500 Nothing at all.

00:51:20.500 I saw two snakes in two hours, and I haven't seen snakes since then or after that.

00:51:26.000 Two in two hours.

00:51:27.280 That's crazy.

00:51:28.000 I also saw a cockroach in my house.

00:51:30.340 I saw a cockroach, and I tried to get it, and it got away.

00:51:33.080 So that's bad.

00:51:34.100 That's tough.

00:51:35.140 But that was probably the only one.

00:51:36.280 You know how that is.

00:51:36.960 All right.

00:51:37.220 What's your takeaway from seeing two snakes?

00:51:38.960 I don't know.

00:51:39.520 I asked you.

00:51:40.380 Got lucky.

00:51:41.140 Two snakes.

00:51:41.900 Whoa.

00:51:42.300 That's statistically significant.

00:51:44.140 Where'd you see them?

00:51:45.240 I saw one in my driveway right by my car.

00:51:48.100 It was just like hanging out in the bush, and then I saw them get away.

00:51:50.820 Yeah.

00:51:51.100 And then I saw another one in like a little saltwater pond that I was fishing at.

00:51:56.620 Hey, snakes got to make a living too. 0.97

00:51:58.720 Yeah.

00:51:59.360 You know?

00:52:00.260 Yeah.

00:52:00.580 But two in two hours, and they never see one ever?

00:52:03.300 Whatever.

00:52:04.040 That's a lot.

00:52:04.980 Whatever.

00:52:05.600 All right.

00:52:05.760 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:52:06.720 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:52:09.920 All right.

00:52:12.700 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:52:14.100 There is a trans athlete who continues to dominate.

00:52:17.300 We've covered this guy before, and it's track season, I guess, again.

00:52:21.600 And here he is.

00:52:22.400 And people in the crowd are not happy.

00:52:24.140 That's a boy!

00:52:29.900 That's a boy!

00:52:33.600 That's a man, man!

00:52:36.760 That's kind of funny.

00:52:38.000 Yeah.

00:52:38.240 And then there's like trans fatigue. 0.87

00:52:39.760 You know there's black fatigue? 0.92

00:52:40.780 Yeah. 0.64

00:52:41.000 There's trans fatigue too.

00:52:42.500 Of course.

00:52:42.720 A lot of people have been pushed to the edge.

00:52:44.880 They don't feel like staying quiet, and they're not like caring about the sake of being nice

00:52:49.760 anymore.

00:52:50.440 Yeah.

00:52:50.640 And they're just yelling it.

00:52:51.500 So there's a big difference.

00:52:54.480 We'll get to that in the racial stuff in urban, but there's a big difference between like

00:52:58.580 2020 versus now. 0.99

00:52:59.840 People are fed up with all this weird social shit. 0.99

00:53:02.300 I agree. 1.00

00:53:03.080 Next, we have another trans person.

00:53:05.080 Nothing crazy, but this person is a guy who acts like a girl, and then he's mad that the

00:53:12.100 passport he just got says male.

00:53:13.960 You guys, I just got my new passport, which you guys probably think I'm crying tears of 0.97

00:53:27.300 happiness because my Uber driver stole my fucking Browder bag with my passport in it a 0.96

00:53:33.780 month ago and refused to give it back. 0.99

00:53:35.420 I told Uber I was going to hang myself, and all they did was send me the suicide hotline.

00:53:40.060 I finally got it after having to go through hell to find all my documents, and after all 0.98

00:53:46.840 my fucking psychiatrist appointments, my court documents, waiting years to have my gender 0.99

00:53:54.260 changed. 1.00

00:53:54.800 When I was working at McDonald's, fucking dumb, shitty spray tan ass Trump just changed all 1.00

00:54:07.360 the shit to make. 1.00

00:54:10.180 And so trans people, if they lose their ID or they have an ID that's expired, it comes 1.00

00:54:15.940 back.

00:54:17.800 It comes back to male.

00:54:19.920 Yeah, you're a man, and they wrote it on the passport.

00:54:22.520 And you threatened to kill yourself to the AI Uber chat.

00:54:26.020 Yeah, the AI Uber chat agent that just needs to know if it's escalating you to a person

00:54:30.660 or not.

00:54:31.380 It just said, oh, suicide.

00:54:33.020 I should send you the hotline. 0.97

00:54:35.160 So a trans person threatening suicide, nothing else is new, right? 0.97

00:54:38.360 How about that energy, too?

00:54:39.700 I'm like, that voice.

00:54:41.120 And then, like, she's shaking.

00:54:42.960 She. 0.93

00:54:43.440 He's shaking, and he's got a... 1.00

00:54:45.000 You fucking... 1.00

00:54:46.140 What were you saying about it? 1.00

00:54:47.160 You'd let him suck you a little bit? 1.00

00:54:48.660 All right. 1.00

00:54:49.400 I never would say that. 0.99

00:54:50.220 You were saying that, but right before we started, you'd let him suck you a little 1.00

00:54:53.220 bit. 1.00

00:54:54.760 You're bad at that, though, dude.

00:54:57.520 And just a little bit.

00:54:59.900 He didn't say long.

00:55:01.660 But, and I'm obviously joking.

00:55:04.380 But the...

00:55:06.200 I don't think I saw a tear come out. 1.00

00:55:09.040 This is, like, such performative shit. 1.00

00:55:10.800 And, like, this is, like, a payday for a trans person. 1.00

00:55:13.840 Oh, I get to really...

00:55:15.140 Trump finally did something that really did affect me.

00:55:17.300 Yeah.

00:55:17.600 It's a payday for them.

00:55:18.740 So, you got to make the social media post.

00:55:20.360 I didn't see a tear.

00:55:21.140 I just saw a man with the sniffles for a while, right?

00:55:23.400 Yep.

00:55:24.120 Exactly.

00:55:24.680 All right.

00:55:24.860 Let's get to our next clip.

00:55:25.980 It's the disabled person from last episode.

00:55:28.460 We found more content from them.

00:55:30.060 We also showed some in Bonusland, too.

00:55:32.420 They're a pretty good pet.

00:55:34.060 Yeah.

00:55:34.320 What did we show in Bonusland?

00:55:35.340 I forget.

00:55:36.880 That they're disabled, but they were too disabled to go to the doctor and get, like, qualified... 0.99

00:55:43.600 Or whatever.

00:55:43.960 Stuck in a doom loop.

00:55:44.840 Yeah.

00:55:45.080 Stuck in a doom loop.

00:55:45.880 So, I'm disabled, but I'm too disabled to go to the doctor to get my...

00:55:49.300 Disability or something.

00:55:50.460 Whatever that word is for the doctor tells you, you're that.

00:55:53.160 Okay.

00:55:53.920 Yeah.

00:55:54.400 So, here is another issue.

00:55:56.140 The last content, if you guys don't remember, was talking about how she can't brush her teeth.

00:56:00.800 Mm-hmm.

00:56:02.180 Thanks for getting my pronouns right.

00:56:03.980 Actually, I do.

00:56:05.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:56:05.420 I struggle with personal hygiene because I'm disabled.

00:56:09.380 No, ma'am.

00:56:09.900 Using this as an insult isn't the flex you think it is.

00:56:16.120 It's ableist.

00:56:17.360 It's also classist because poor people struggle with personal hygiene.

00:56:21.980 Working class people probably have BO. 0.99

00:56:24.460 Cool words you use to describe it. 1.00

00:56:28.480 You smell like shit. 1.00

00:56:29.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:30.600 Ableist, classist, even sexist. 1.00

00:56:33.420 You still smell like shit at the end of the day. 1.00

00:56:35.260 And I don't care about the journey or how hard it was. 1.00

00:56:38.580 I'm in a small room with you in your apartment, you know, that you survive on disability checks. 1.00

00:56:43.980 And you smell like shit. 1.00

00:56:44.840 You smell like shit. 1.00

00:56:45.680 And the apartment has running water. 1.00

00:56:47.140 The apartment has bathrooms and showers and tubs.

00:56:49.640 Yeah, this is one of those kind of leftist things where they care about the journey and the process more about the result.

00:56:58.680 Like, I, as a normal person in the world, I care about the result.

00:57:02.740 Like, I come over to a friend's house.

00:57:03.920 I'm obviously not going to this disabled trans person's house. 1.00

00:57:07.180 But you go over to the house. 1.00

00:57:08.560 Hey, you smell like shit. 1.00

00:57:10.220 I'm going to bounce. 1.00

00:57:11.280 You told me that the other day.

00:57:12.480 We went for a run. 1.00

00:57:13.460 And you're like, hey, stand on this side because the wind's blowing your BO and you smell like shit. 1.00

00:57:17.120 And I went home and showered and I don't smell like shit anymore. 1.00

00:57:19.840 I was working out and for a few minutes I smelled like shit. 1.00

00:57:22.580 You smelled like shit. 1.00

00:57:23.660 And I said, hey, walk on this side of me. 1.00

00:57:26.400 The wind is not in your favor right now.

00:57:28.340 Well, not in my favor.

00:57:29.600 But, yeah, so, but they care about the journey.

00:57:32.640 And you see the same thing in, like, the case of a lot of leftist thinking, like homeless people, right?

00:57:38.080 The leftists care about treatment and giving them clean needles and a place to say and maybe a little stipend.

00:57:47.540 And then I care about how many homeless people are on the street doing drugs outside this business that I frequent.

00:57:53.700 So result versus the journey.

00:57:56.140 Like, you got to think about the journey.

00:57:57.680 My BO, you got to think about how hard it is for me to scrub or put on deodorant. 0.99

00:58:02.680 It's like, I just care if you smell like shit right now, right? 1.00

00:58:05.920 So these disabled people, I don't fucking believe them. 1.00

00:58:10.620 I don't know what they have. 1.00

00:58:11.620 I don't believe them.

00:58:12.720 There's, we're getting to a place where disability is the same thing as, like, having a service dog.

00:58:17.900 Oh, you want to bring your great date on the plane? 0.99

00:58:20.200 I don't fucking believe you. 0.99

00:58:21.880 Disabled. 1.00

00:58:22.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:22.940 You, you smell like shit and don't want to brush your teeth. 1.00

00:58:25.720 I don't believe you. 1.00

00:58:27.140 You're fat. 1.00

00:58:27.740 Yeah, you're fat and lazy. 1.00

00:58:29.340 Disabled. 1.00

00:58:29.980 Do you want to move to the next one here?

00:58:31.600 Next one is this on steroids. 0.91

00:58:33.700 What do I do for work?

00:58:37.280 I don't.

00:58:39.380 I'm professionally disabled.

00:58:43.400 And his job is taking care of the professionally disabled. 0.67

00:58:48.900 He gets paid for taking care of me instead of doing it for free.

00:58:55.100 Yeah.

00:58:55.700 Yeah.

00:58:56.360 Because let's be for real.

00:58:57.360 Sometimes taking care of you is my job.

00:58:59.120 I don't hate anybody.

00:59:03.300 Try not to.

00:59:04.280 It's not good to hate.

00:59:05.740 I have a little hate in my heart.

00:59:07.580 But I have a little hate in my heart for those people.

00:59:10.280 They're giddy.

00:59:11.560 They're giddy.

00:59:12.480 They like it.

00:59:13.460 They like being disabled. 1.00

00:59:14.660 They like the attention.

00:59:16.020 And I see two people walking around.

00:59:17.740 It's like the disabled. 1.00

00:59:18.820 It's in your mind.

00:59:19.820 There's nothing going on.

00:59:21.160 And I think they're both trans.

00:59:22.380 This is a guy to a girl and a girl to a guy.

00:59:24.260 Yeah.

00:59:24.680 It's a normal couple.

00:59:26.360 They flip it.

00:59:27.260 Reduce the fractions.

00:59:28.120 Flip it.

00:59:29.060 But I think there's a genuine like identity.

00:59:32.620 You know, when we showed the general last episode, the general, the victim general with

00:59:37.360 all the medals.

00:59:38.680 I'm trans.

00:59:39.500 I'm this.

00:59:39.880 I'm this.

00:59:40.320 They like disabled. 0.96

00:59:41.540 It gives them another little thing.

00:59:43.020 It gives them another little pizzazz.

00:59:44.760 And then it certainly gives them some government benefits.

00:59:47.660 And then who pays for it?

00:59:48.780 Us.

00:59:49.280 Us.

00:59:49.480 This other guy.

00:59:51.040 I don't know who I'm pointing to.

00:59:52.560 So the girl with the goatee, she takes care of the other girl with the yellow teeth. 1.00

00:59:58.200 And we pay for them to take care of that girl. 1.00

01:00:02.020 And they play house.

01:00:03.060 They have fun.

01:00:03.780 They play house.

01:00:04.480 And then they're constantly.

01:00:05.440 These are the type of people you see like trying to get out of a toxic living situation.

01:00:10.820 GoFundMes.

01:00:11.280 Yeah.

01:00:11.700 These are those.

01:00:12.420 This is who is doing those.

01:00:13.860 Venmo and bio.

01:00:14.900 Exactly.

01:00:15.520 Look at the clutter in the background.

01:00:16.840 If you back up a little bit.

01:00:18.560 Yeah.

01:00:19.580 Yeah.

01:00:20.100 A lot of clutter.

01:00:21.200 They're disabled. 1.00

01:00:21.580 What do you expect? 1.00

01:00:22.180 They live like shit. 1.00

01:00:23.240 They smell like shit. 1.00

01:00:24.040 They can't brush their teeth. 1.00

01:00:25.140 They're disabled. 1.00

01:00:25.420 They have some stupid dog with those like welts on it probably. 1.00

01:00:28.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:29.180 Oh, you showed up.

01:00:30.240 Hey, we're having a housewarming party for Michael.

01:00:32.840 It's like I showed up empty handed.

01:00:34.300 I'm disabled.

01:00:35.160 Yeah.

01:00:35.460 What do you expect?

01:00:36.240 You know, it's a nice blanket excuse.

01:00:38.000 Gives them benefits and they like it.

01:00:39.900 They probably have a dog that has like those like tumors that hang off.

01:00:43.180 Yeah.

01:00:43.500 Like a dog with the crusty eyes and then tumors on the hips and stuff.

01:00:46.720 Oh, he's 14.

01:00:48.140 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:49.200 Disgusting. 1.00

01:00:49.520 He shits on the ground and it stays there for like too long. 1.00

01:00:51.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:52.200 The whole house smells like shit. 1.00

01:00:53.800 All right. 1.00

01:00:54.160 Next, Apple released a new ad with an albino person.

01:01:02.900 There I am.

01:01:03.780 All right, everybody.

01:01:05.500 Settle down.

01:01:06.720 Take your seats.

01:01:08.020 You have a lot to get to.

01:01:08.880 Now, we have been exploring the journey of Odysseus, but I want to focus on his character arc.

01:01:27.280 Lesbia teacher.

01:01:28.080 Changes how he grows and sometimes he regresses throughout the area.

01:01:35.920 Born with emotion.

01:01:38.860 All right.

01:01:39.280 We get it.

01:01:40.280 Next picture of the board.

01:01:41.780 But also, it's like you put the phone on the computer so you can see what's happening in front of you on your screen because your brain's so fried that you can only look at screens.

01:01:52.060 So you're like watching your professor's lecture on your screen instead of just watching it because you need to look at screens and you can't see.

01:02:01.680 So like is that what it's for or is it just because you're an albino who can't see good? 0.98

01:02:06.660 I don't know. 0.88

01:02:07.280 I don't know.

01:02:07.920 Those glasses did look thick.

01:02:10.140 But for everyone else.

01:02:11.960 If you're not an albino who can't see, what are you doing with this?

01:02:14.880 I don't know how this speaks to me. 0.80

01:02:16.240 You're videoing your professor and watching it on your screen?

01:02:18.600 And then most college students are just doing chat GPT assignments anyway.

01:02:21.680 They don't need to remember what was on the board.

01:02:23.200 No one needs to learn anything anymore. 0.96

01:02:25.120 So I think this ad might have been worse than that Jaguar ad where all those guys were sucking each other. 0.97

01:02:29.640 Yeah. 0.97

01:02:30.480 I don't know.

01:02:31.400 It just seems so weird.

01:02:33.400 The albino.

01:02:34.600 You get an albino.

01:02:36.120 It's kind of – and I think we've talked about this on the show.

01:02:39.540 It's very circus vibes.

01:02:42.340 We'll get the freak.

01:02:43.300 We'll get a random step right up and watch the world wonder.

01:02:48.160 0.001% of the population has this ailment.

01:02:51.700 Watch her use the MacBook camera thing.

01:02:54.580 You know what I mean?

01:02:55.460 Like they just get a freak.

01:02:56.920 What happened to just a normal attractive person?

01:02:58.920 And then you get so focused on this, the freak, you know, and it's – I don't want to call her a freak.

01:03:05.560 I don't want to be rude. 0.97

01:03:06.520 Lesbian teacher too, by the way. 0.93

01:03:08.300 But they did that to us.

01:03:09.760 They did it to us.

01:03:10.860 They shoehorned this person in and they start with a close-up like this.

01:03:15.600 Here's my albino face.

01:03:17.160 Bet you never seen that, huh?

01:03:19.040 I'm actually black. 0.99

01:03:20.860 Crazy. 0.98

01:03:21.560 Yeah.

01:03:21.820 So I don't know. 1.00

01:03:22.740 Fuck – whatever. 1.00

01:03:23.960 Apple doesn't even innovate anymore. 1.00

01:03:26.240 Take a picture with your video camera on your thing and then we put it in text and then we can read the text now.

01:03:32.160 They don't even innovate. 0.99

01:03:33.280 Apple does shit – and, you know, I'm not – I have an iPhone. 1.00

01:03:36.540 But Apple does shit that's like on a Samsung phone two years ago. 1.00

01:03:41.000 And the Samsung people always complain. 0.99

01:03:43.320 That's a good point.

01:03:44.340 You used to be a Samsung guy.

01:03:45.840 Once.

01:03:46.680 Once upon a time.

01:03:47.520 He was late to iPhone.

01:03:49.460 No, I had an iPhone and then I went to a Samsung and then I came back.

01:03:52.840 And then you came back.

01:03:53.720 And I used to have a BlackBerry too.

01:03:55.600 Yeah.

01:03:55.880 I was a BlackBerry guy.

01:03:56.820 Did you ever have a BlackBerry?

01:03:57.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:58.260 You weren't a businessman like me.

01:03:59.960 You never had a BlackBerry.

01:04:00.860 I had a BlackBerry businessman.

01:04:02.460 What was it?

01:04:02.820 BlackBerry chat?

01:04:03.880 What was it called?

01:04:05.240 BB chat?

01:04:06.060 Yeah.

01:04:06.760 BB message or BB message?

01:04:08.180 What was it called?

01:04:09.280 BlackBerry message.

01:04:10.100 BBM.

01:04:10.600 BBM.

01:04:11.260 Yeah.

01:04:11.920 Got it.

01:04:12.300 And then you had that game with the bricks.

01:04:14.020 Brick Breaker.

01:04:14.520 You were good.

01:04:16.280 I was good at Brick Breaker.

01:04:17.180 I was pretty good too.

01:04:18.660 But you were very good at Brick Breaker.

01:04:20.420 Your ADD brain is perfect for that.

01:04:22.160 It occupies me and I can hold a conversation while doing it.

01:04:24.780 Yeah.

01:04:25.440 All right.

01:04:25.860 Let's end Cringe with some good clips. 0.60

01:04:28.920 We have graduation a lot of times.

01:04:31.860 It's May.

01:04:32.460 It's mid-May.

01:04:33.440 A lot of people are graduating.

01:04:35.080 And when you graduate, you act out.

01:04:37.840 Yeah.

01:04:38.220 So here's the first example.

01:04:40.660 This guy's throwing money.

01:04:42.360 All of these, we have to play with no audio.

01:04:44.980 Because they had crazy rap music on it.

01:04:47.140 But this guy throws a bunch of singles up.

01:04:49.040 And then another guy comes in and does a little chuck and jive.

01:04:51.840 Oh, that's fun.

01:04:53.200 Yeah.

01:04:53.640 Is that stunting?

01:04:54.900 I don't know what that's called.

01:04:56.100 Break dancing.

01:04:56.840 Here's a flip.

01:04:57.800 It does a flip.

01:04:58.600 Next, we have a full group going crazy.

01:05:01.240 I can't tell if it's a fight or dancing.

01:05:03.420 Looks like a fight almost.

01:05:05.360 Almost mosh pit-ish. 1.00

01:05:06.700 This is black people mosh pit, but they all go crazy. 1.00

01:05:09.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:09.520 They're all going crazy.

01:05:10.800 We graduated.

01:05:11.880 We graduated.

01:05:12.540 It's a fascinating culture.

01:05:13.520 I don't understand it.

01:05:15.180 Graduating is not even hard.

01:05:16.240 It's only sad if you don't.

01:05:20.760 Everybody knew you were on track.

01:05:22.280 They don't even fail anybody.

01:05:23.680 Here's another one.

01:05:24.420 It says, just take the diploma, bro.

01:05:26.900 And he's just jumping.

01:05:28.160 These are not even good dance moves.

01:05:30.000 It's kind of like freak out.

01:05:31.280 And you're jumping.

01:05:32.260 And the whole thing is stopped because you're jumping.

01:05:34.560 And it's like, were you number one in the class?

01:05:36.280 Are you the valedictorian?

01:05:37.740 And you're celebrating?

01:05:39.080 It's like, you just graduated high school.

01:05:41.180 All right.

01:05:41.440 Here's another.

01:05:41.820 Well, I think most of these are college, actually.

01:05:43.920 Yeah, college.

01:05:44.540 Here's one.

01:05:44.980 This is Howard. 0.71

01:05:45.800 And a lot of these look like all black schools. 0.93

01:05:48.080 This guy's freaking out. 0.95

01:05:49.240 He's doing a little jump and jump.

01:05:51.340 Kind of the splits.

01:05:52.860 And you know what?

01:05:54.120 These people do it at Howard.

01:05:55.640 That's your school. 0.88

01:05:57.060 Go crazy at Howard. 0.89

01:05:58.040 I don't know how you do it.

01:05:58.900 The ceremony is probably four hours.

01:06:00.560 Yeah.

01:06:01.040 Parents are probably sweating in a gymnasium with not enough circulation.

01:06:05.880 But sometimes they can go wrong.

01:06:07.500 Sometimes they go very wrong, like this next one.

01:06:10.460 Oh, yeah.

01:06:10.980 Yeah, I'm an athletic individual.

01:06:12.400 I could do a backflip.

01:06:13.180 This is not Howard.

01:06:14.500 This is.

01:06:15.600 Didn't account for the road.

01:06:17.060 Now you're asleep at the graduation on the ground.

01:06:20.540 So you went from graduating celebrating to knocked out dead.

01:06:23.400 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:23.800 Crazy. 0.99

01:06:24.480 And then there's a white guy who's doing it, too. 0.99

01:06:26.100 So we're an equal opportunity offender here. 0.60

01:06:28.660 Hater.

01:06:29.080 We're an equal opportunity hater.

01:06:30.840 Here he is.

01:06:31.360 He's cringe. 0.94

01:06:32.740 He's lame. 0.91

01:06:33.860 He didn't take up much time, though. 0.97

01:06:35.120 He didn't take up much time.

01:06:36.140 And he barely embarrassed himself.

01:06:37.720 Yeah.

01:06:37.900 So, I don't know.

01:06:39.140 This behavior is very not good.

01:06:42.520 Not good at all.

01:06:43.360 I don't like it.

01:06:44.120 There's a weird attention-seeking thing.

01:06:47.160 You're in a class of like 5,000 people, usually.

01:06:49.600 And everyone got their name read.

01:06:51.300 I know.

01:06:52.200 It's like, you're not like, oh.

01:06:53.600 You only know one guy who failed out.

01:06:54.840 Yeah.

01:06:55.740 It's not like, oh, and the graduate this year is Tyrone. 0.99

01:06:59.720 And it's like, oh, shit, it's me. 0.99

01:07:01.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:02.200 It's not like you didn't know. 0.99

01:07:03.900 Everyone fucking graduated. 0.99

01:07:06.120 Like, you're waiting and you're a contestant on American Idol holding hands with someone 0.99

01:07:09.200 waiting to figure out whether or not you got your diploma.

01:07:12.000 You already got your grades.

01:07:12.880 You already knew.

01:07:13.660 It's not even hard.

01:07:14.560 It's not even hard.

01:07:15.480 So, therefore, it's performative.

01:07:17.080 All performative.

01:07:17.980 All right.

01:07:18.280 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:07:19.460 It's going to get a little worse.

01:07:20.280 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:07:23.220 All right.

01:07:23.560 Our first look of Urban Decay is in Minneapolis, I believe.

01:07:25.820 Yeah.

01:07:25.980 These are some Somali kids throwing rocks at cars. 1.00

01:07:29.880 You can see here in the background.

01:07:32.180 They're running around throwing rocks at cars and people.

01:07:36.600 And can you read the post that accompanied this?

01:07:40.340 Yeah.

01:07:40.580 It said, submitted from Northeast Minneapolis, a bunch of Somali kids are throwing objects 0.81

01:07:44.120 at cars passing by flower sack flats in Northeast Minneapolis.

01:07:49.220 911 called multiple times and all they ask is if anyone has been injured.

01:07:53.740 They're literally waiting for people to get killed to actually respond.

01:07:57.320 Squad 261 came by and literally did nothing about it.

01:08:00.120 It took multiple calls to 911 to get them to even show up.

01:08:03.480 The kids are starting to come back and the people that I'm with don't think the kids are done.

01:08:09.340 Yeah.

01:08:09.580 So, the police don't do anything because no one got hurt yet.

01:08:12.540 So, the police are waiting for someone to be hurt or for the kids to cause an accident.

01:08:16.200 And this is kind of similar to what happened last week.

01:08:18.480 Remember that clip we showed where the kids stole a car right in front of the cops and the cops

01:08:21.960 didn't chase them because that's not about, it's not safe to do that.

01:08:25.540 And I was thinking, if that's the case, then who do the police actually enforce the law on?

01:08:30.820 Because if you're a kid throwing rocks at cars and you don't get in trouble because no one got hurt,

01:08:34.440 or if you're a kid who steals a car and you don't get chased because that's not safe,

01:08:38.780 what do the police do?

01:08:40.320 Give tickets to soccer moms who don't put their turn signal on? 1.00

01:08:43.740 Or they give tickets to law-abiding citizens instead of actually chasing down the criminals

01:08:48.000 and people causing problems?

01:08:49.220 Yeah.

01:08:49.500 An old woman on a fixed income rolled through a stop sign and, 0.98

01:08:52.500 freeze, Martha.

01:08:53.640 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:54.080 But the Somali kids, we don't arrest the Somali kids until they kill someone. 1.00

01:08:58.420 Yeah, we can't chase them. 0.96

01:08:59.620 Yeah.

01:08:59.860 We can't chase the criminals.

01:09:01.200 Once again, I'm such a seller on Minneapolis.

01:09:03.320 And then also there's the gateway drug argument where if you never get in trouble for petty crimes,

01:09:09.780 wouldn't that embolden you to go a step further?

01:09:12.000 Wouldn't, oh, I stole the car.

01:09:13.400 Now I'm going to carjack.

01:09:14.940 Oh, I carjacked. 0.94

01:09:16.040 Now I'm going to rob a place.

01:09:17.780 You know, like there's just a certain like-

01:09:21.180 It's like a broken window theory for these crimes.

01:09:23.820 Yeah.

01:09:24.040 It's like an anarchist setting where it's like,

01:09:26.000 I haven't gotten in trouble once.

01:09:27.820 I might as well push my luck, right?

01:09:29.580 Exactly.

01:09:30.320 All right.

01:09:30.520 Let's go on to our next story.

01:09:31.800 A woman survived cancer four times, but unfortunately got shot in her home.

01:09:38.560 In the charming town of Berthon, it was near this traffic circle at First Street

01:09:43.340 that the unspeakable happened.

01:09:45.960 At this home, two bullets went through a window and a wall and killed Jennifer James.

01:09:52.560 Ashley James is her oldest daughter.

01:09:54.740 It just makes me mad that such a senseless act of violence occurred.

01:10:00.380 And you never think that that's going to happen to you.

01:10:03.920 By all accounts, James was that person that so many in this small community knew so well.

01:10:10.940 She had beat breast cancer four times and was now passionate about helping kids battling cancer too.

01:10:18.560 She loved helping find animals' homes and was a huge Nuggets fan.

01:10:23.420 The bullets that investigators say came from a stranger's gun left a hole in the heart of this community. 1.00

01:10:29.540 So, technically, black people are more dangerous than cancer. 1.00

01:10:33.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:34.440 Four times she survived cancer. 0.99

01:10:35.940 We couldn't survive an encounter with a black criminal firing indiscriminately. 1.00

01:10:39.840 Just sprayed it into her house, killed this nice lady who is a big part of the town. 1.00

01:10:44.580 Yeah.

01:10:44.880 And then a lady who is doing positive things, helping kids with cancer. 0.55

01:10:49.760 It said she helps animals.

01:10:51.620 It's just a lady who's like kind of retired and on her own. 1.00

01:10:54.800 And then just some, it's a leech killing someone who's productive.

01:11:00.820 Yeah.

01:11:01.200 And despite having cancer four times.

01:11:03.620 You hear this story all the time, this type of story, you know.

01:11:05.880 Very sad.

01:11:06.760 And our next story is similar, but I want you guys to listen to the name of this woman.

01:11:11.600 In your crime tracker, Shreveport police arrested a woman after they say she tried to run over several children with her car.

01:11:17.160 We're told that LaJankika Sharp faces six counts of aggravated assault after the incident that happened at the end of April.

01:11:24.480 Now, police say that officers.

01:11:25.600 I just wanted you guys to hear LaJankika.

01:11:28.180 There's actually more to this.

01:11:29.860 This, it's LaJankika, which is crazy. 1.00

01:11:32.480 She tried to hit six school kids with her car, but let's see if we can go to the end here.

01:11:36.680 Three aged children with her car.

01:11:38.720 Police say this started when one of Sharp's children got into a fight with another student.

01:11:42.940 So, her child got into a fight with other students, and then mom, instead of de-escalating or saying, hey, it's no big deal, don't worry about it, tried to run those kids over, and mom's name is LaJankika.

01:11:55.600 So, again, the lesson here, what we say, when someone's going to their car, they're not fleeing the scene sometimes, especially if they're a LaJankika. 1.00

01:12:04.000 Yeah.

01:12:04.660 What's her name?

01:12:05.560 Hey, that lady's headed to her car. 1.00

01:12:07.000 What's her name?

01:12:08.240 Martha, Marissa, Amanda.

01:12:10.600 She's out of here. 0.84

01:12:11.360 All right, good.

01:12:12.100 Cooler heads prevail.

01:12:13.680 Oh, my God.

01:12:14.480 It's LaJankika? 0.95

01:12:15.560 Run! 0.68

01:12:16.400 Get behind the pillars!

01:12:17.500 It's LaJankika heading to her Nissan Altima. 1.00

01:12:20.300 Fucked. 0.99

01:12:21.200 All right, let's get to our next clips. 0.99

01:12:23.320 This is kind of our black fatigue section, even though Urban Decay is pretty much all black fatigue. 0.64

01:12:29.120 Our first clip is out of Miami.

01:12:31.240 This guy, can you give the background of what happened before we show what happened?

01:12:34.260 Yeah, this guy apparently tried to go past the hostess and wanted to just sit wherever he could.

01:12:41.620 He wanted to seat himself.

01:12:43.060 He wanted to seat himself, and they said, no, we're too busy, and so this is footage of him after that encounter.

01:12:50.240 Walk past, and he impulsively flips a tray of probably six diners.

01:12:55.460 Yeah, it's 200 and something bucks worth of food.

01:12:57.860 Yeah, and then 200 bucks of food, and then another 35 minutes that a table has to wait. 1.00

01:13:03.120 And then you have to do the food all over again, so it's actually 400 bucks worth of food.

01:13:06.080 Because this guy was an emotional toddler who couldn't handle being told no and do whatever he wants all the time right now.

01:13:11.920 Yep, let's keep it moving in our black fatigue section.

01:13:14.380 This is a fight that happened, I believe, in New York City.

01:13:17.560 Hey, yo, get it!

01:13:19.340 Hey, yo, get it, get it!

01:13:21.280 Just fight!

01:13:23.000 Yeah, yeah!

01:13:24.160 Ah! Ah! Ah!

01:13:26.660 The hyenas cheering him on.

01:13:28.720 Yeah! Yeah!

01:13:29.220 It's nothing!

01:13:30.080 Yeah!

01:13:30.700 Yeah!

01:13:35.040 The phones come on.

01:13:43.880 Oh! 0.60

01:13:48.000 Spider-Man.

01:13:48.960 Spider-Man breaking it up.

01:13:50.480 Spider-Man and Timbs.

01:13:51.980 Spider-Man and Timbs breaks it up.

01:13:53.700 He's a hero.

01:13:54.540 That was a guy who slept him in the first hit.

01:13:56.440 That was actually pretty good.

01:13:57.360 It wasn't a real sleep.

01:13:58.580 Didn't hit him that hard, but you got him down.

01:14:01.240 All right, let's move on to our next clip.

01:14:02.920 No commentary there?

01:14:03.880 Nothing?

01:14:04.260 I think this is kind of a speed round of all the Black Fatigue clips.

01:14:06.960 All right.

01:14:08.080 This, you found this.

01:14:09.680 This, someone sent to me, a podcast watcher,

01:14:12.180 and this is not just a general Black Fatigue clip.

01:14:14.840 This could be a new clip.

01:14:15.960 This could be a learning, a teaching moment.

01:14:17.660 Yeah.

01:14:18.160 So repeating yourself.

01:14:20.800 Let go of my phone.

01:14:21.740 Let go of my phone.

01:14:22.540 Let go of my phone.

01:14:23.960 That's a huge indicator that it's about to pop off, right? 0.99

01:14:26.340 That's the dumb trance before a fight. 0.95

01:14:28.680 I want to show you this because this is what, 0.97

01:14:31.100 and this is mid-fight.

01:14:32.980 This is kind of like a Renaissance painting,

01:14:34.740 mid-fight between some urban youths.

01:14:36.740 But I think there's an indicator here.

01:14:39.660 They all have a fight face.

01:14:41.560 And so I think if you see this happening right before,

01:14:44.620 it could be the difference between getting sucker punched

01:14:46.900 or getting out of there.

01:14:48.060 So we're going to play it with no music because it's got copyright.

01:14:50.900 But look at that.

01:14:51.520 That they all have that, like, that lips.

01:14:57.980 It's something in the lips that they're doing there.

01:15:00.460 And I think they went six for six here.

01:15:03.400 One, two, three, four, five, six.

01:15:07.980 So they all have that lip thing.

01:15:09.940 Pretty good.

01:15:10.500 So if you see that, danger is imminent.

01:15:13.680 Yeah.

01:15:14.440 That's a good point.

01:15:15.260 All right.

01:15:15.720 All right.

01:15:16.040 Our next clip, this guy, he's doing a sob story.

01:15:21.440 I've got kids.

01:15:22.300 I need to feed my kids.

01:15:23.220 I've got to go to jail.

01:15:23.900 I need help.

01:15:24.680 And the guy he's talking to who's got the recording glasses says,

01:15:27.320 oh, I'll buy you diapers or whatever you need.

01:15:29.960 I'm not giving you money.

01:15:31.200 And look how it escalates.

01:15:32.300 I can't give you cash, bro.

01:15:35.400 But I'm happy to provide any diapers.

01:15:37.860 Yeah.

01:15:38.480 I'm happy.

01:15:39.380 I don't smoke.

01:15:40.480 I just came home from prison.

01:15:42.800 That's why I'm.

01:15:43.220 For sure.

01:15:43.700 For sure.

01:15:43.940 And I'm willing to walk with you and literally get you.

01:15:46.280 I need a couple bucks.

01:15:47.120 So help me out.

01:15:47.820 Please.

01:15:48.100 I'm willing to go to Target.

01:15:49.560 Listen, bro.

01:15:50.180 Don't piss me off.

01:15:51.040 I don't like.

01:15:51.480 All right.

01:15:51.900 That's fine.

01:15:52.400 Then it's good.

01:15:53.100 It's good.

01:15:53.480 It's good.

01:15:53.760 OK, I'm sorry.

01:15:55.500 I'm sorry.

01:15:55.860 I'm sorry, bro. 0.90

01:15:57.100 Oh, you got some black. 0.98

01:15:58.120 Oh, you got some cool.

01:16:00.740 That was a spy, you know.

01:16:01.660 Yeah.

01:16:04.680 I'll see you later.

01:16:07.660 You don't want to help me out?

01:16:08.940 I'm willing to help you out by getting you some.

01:16:11.420 Nah, but I really need a couple bucks.

01:16:12.940 I can't give you a dollar.

01:16:14.060 But I'm happy to help out in any other way, bro.

01:16:16.400 You don't want to help me a couple bucks?

01:16:17.660 I can't give you cash, bro.

01:16:18.960 I can't.

01:16:19.480 The guy who's filming.

01:16:21.700 The guy threatens to knock you out.

01:16:24.060 And then you, a few seconds later, are like, I'll just take you.

01:16:28.920 I'll go to the store and buy you something.

01:16:30.860 You're dealing with a street rat who just showed himself to be not even impulse, not even have 0.86

01:16:36.540 enough impulse control to hustle you. 0.65

01:16:38.920 Yeah.

01:16:39.380 He went to, he went from hustling you to threatening to beat you up.

01:16:43.260 And he couldn't even turn it off.

01:16:44.940 And he only turned it off when he saw the record button on your glasses.

01:16:47.840 And then he kind of came back to somewhat normal. 1.00

01:16:50.000 And then you kept saying, well, let me just buy you the diapers, pussy. 1.00

01:16:53.620 Pussy. 1.00

01:16:54.380 You'll never make it. 1.00

01:16:55.400 You'll never make it.

01:16:56.360 That's one of my least favorite types of guy, though, is that like fake.

01:17:00.060 Oh, yeah.

01:17:00.900 Here, let me dap you up. 1.00

01:17:03.040 Oh, that's funny.

01:17:04.080 That's cool.

01:17:05.200 They do.

01:17:06.180 They get disarmed a little bit when.

01:17:08.380 The white guy thinks like, oh, I'm dapping him up.

01:17:10.360 Yeah. 0.93

01:17:10.920 Oh, yeah.

01:17:11.900 I'm cool.

01:17:12.540 We're boys.

01:17:13.140 I'm in New York.

01:17:13.780 I coexist with people.

01:17:14.720 This guy would knock your teeth out if you didn't have a recording.

01:17:17.480 He was about to.

01:17:18.340 Yeah.

01:17:18.920 I hate that.

01:17:19.560 It was almost pepper spray season there for a sec, too.

01:17:21.420 Oh, that's that's very much pepper spray. 1.00

01:17:22.880 Once he goes, I'll knock you the fuck out. 1.00

01:17:24.100 I think you just go and you walk away. 0.99

01:17:25.840 Three out of four of these have been pepper spray season so far.

01:17:28.260 A lot of pepper spray season.

01:17:29.340 All right.

01:17:29.640 And then our final clip in this part, this lady's talking about the biggest issue. 1.00

01:17:33.880 And listen to what she says about white people and accountability.

01:17:36.900 I think the biggest issue in our generation is white people feeling like they have entitlement

01:17:40.600 over other minorities feeling like they need to be at, at least in America, feeling like 0.92

01:17:45.560 they need to be at the top of the food chain.

01:17:47.160 And they're not.

01:17:47.820 This country was built off of slavery.

01:17:49.780 This country is built off of immigrants. 1.00

01:17:51.080 This country is built on stolen land.

01:17:52.860 Respect the people that you took this from and understand that we are telling you you are

01:17:57.100 wrong.

01:17:57.480 How do you think white people can do better? 0.51

01:17:59.500 Sit down. 0.99

01:18:00.280 Sit down.

01:18:01.320 Stop trying.

01:18:02.520 They don't feel like they need to take any type of accountability.

01:18:05.400 And because of that, that's why our country is the way that it is. 0.97

01:18:08.380 It's white people who don't have the accountability necessary. 0.97

01:18:12.980 George Floyd, Carmelo Anthony. 0.98

01:18:16.080 Ignore that.

01:18:16.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:17.480 It's white people that are the problem and there's no accountability. 0.99

01:18:21.080 It's like, don't you hear what you're saying? 0.99

01:18:23.320 Don't you see what's going on?

01:18:25.140 And then that's how they think. 0.79

01:18:27.160 And then they say, on the other hand, oh, white people together is a problem. 0.81

01:18:31.460 Yeah. 0.96

01:18:31.740 And then they just steamroll us.

01:18:33.740 Yeah.

01:18:33.980 I also like the phrase stolen land.

01:18:36.560 It's like, do you think we're here for land or do you think we're here for buildings,

01:18:40.920 infrastructure, roads, you know, all the things that make a civilization and who built

01:18:46.000 that?

01:18:46.700 It wasn't slaves. 0.79

01:18:48.840 Yeah.

01:18:49.160 They say America is built by slavery.

01:18:51.020 It's like the percentage of the GDP of the South that was cotton was not a lot at all.

01:18:58.020 Have you ever seen cotton being picked?

01:18:59.640 It's easy.

01:19:00.760 You just pull it out.

01:19:01.900 It's really not hard.

01:19:02.760 It's not hard at all.

01:19:03.880 And like, oh, it was built on slavery.

01:19:05.180 It's like, no, that was a small percentage of the GDP of the South, which lost to the

01:19:08.880 North.

01:19:09.320 And the North GDP really had not a lot to do with slavery at all.

01:19:12.600 And the whites were the first ever to abolish slavery. 0.80

01:19:15.420 Yeah.

01:19:15.940 So.

01:19:16.680 That's a good point.

01:19:17.300 All right.

01:19:17.640 You owe us.

01:19:18.740 Our final clip of Urban Decay is a guy who is at his wits end and he's very frustrated

01:19:25.080 and things get racial and he says some things.

01:19:27.960 It's an Uber driver.

01:19:29.800 I need to run back home.

01:19:34.220 It should have charged whatever it's going to charge on the app if you go back.

01:19:39.000 I can circle around, but then I'll have to cancel the rugs.

01:19:44.780 I'm already too far away, so I can loop back around, but then you'll have to reorder it.

01:19:50.060 No, because then I'm going to be paying the whole $13 a hand.

01:19:54.920 Let me know what you'd like me to do.

01:19:56.020 You want me to drop it?

01:19:56.440 Go. 1.00

01:19:56.900 Drop me off, because that's stupid. 0.99

01:19:58.380 I'm not about to pay a whole another $15, $20, $13. 0.99

01:20:01.840 You want me to drop it back home or not?

01:20:04.000 I'm telling you what your options are.

01:20:05.680 I'll just cancel the ride.

01:20:06.860 Okay. 1.00

01:20:07.080 Nothing to do with race, but if you're going to act like a nigger, then be a nigger. 1.00

01:20:21.400 I'll be one. 0.99

01:20:22.200 Thank you. 1.00

01:20:22.700 Get the fuck out of my closet. 0.99

01:20:23.660 I will. 1.00

01:20:27.960 Nigger. 1.00

01:20:28.280 Someone said this guy $700,000. 0.99

01:20:33.720 Yeah.

01:20:34.300 He needs a house.

01:20:35.300 He needs a house. 1.00

01:20:36.100 In the beginning, she goes, oh, this is that white shit, which is what? 1.00

01:20:39.180 Like being reasonable and following the rules of Uber, the company you work for? 1.00

01:20:42.860 Yeah.

01:20:43.240 She makes a mistake.

01:20:44.240 She says, I need to go back home, but I don't want to pay a whole $13.

01:20:48.740 So her mistake has to be his responsibility.

01:20:52.080 He needs to lose money.

01:20:53.040 He has to eat some of the cost.

01:20:54.280 What he thought was $13 for a 20-minute trip is now going to be $13 for a 35-minute trip

01:21:01.180 because she made a mistake, right?

01:21:03.760 And then she immediately brings race into it. 0.51

01:21:05.560 And this guy had some fatigue, and he hit it.

01:21:07.700 He hit it.

01:21:08.860 He hit those lines.

01:21:09.980 The paradigm is shifting, and we used to rarely – think about George Floyd times.

01:21:14.820 We never got N-word videos from normies.

01:21:17.260 No.

01:21:17.880 We had the guy with the Burger King hat.

01:21:20.020 Yeah.

01:21:20.420 And that was like –

01:21:21.120 We held on to that.

01:21:22.140 We clutched to that.

01:21:22.960 And that was the one guy, and it was rare.

01:21:25.120 Yeah.

01:21:25.660 And he's part South African or whatever he said.

01:21:28.280 So like the –

01:21:28.860 Part West African. 0.77

01:21:29.300 We never had normie N-word videos, so times are changing, but it also makes me think it's 0.98

01:21:33.840 going to be a very hot summer.

01:21:35.140 I don't know.

01:21:36.320 I'm still not convinced of that.

01:21:38.740 But this whole thing, this bad customer stuff like Uber, it's just full of people trying

01:21:46.440 to kind of scam or get an edge or get an angle on it.

01:21:49.840 Are we going to go into this Airbnb stuff?

01:21:51.620 No.

01:21:51.860 We're going to do that in Bonusland, but we are going to move on to Uplifting Gold, so

01:21:55.600 don't get too down or too depressed.

01:21:57.420 Is that all right with you?

01:21:58.580 It's a good story.

01:21:59.640 We're going to cover it in Bonusland about Airbnb and how it's declined in the same way

01:22:04.280 Uber has when it comes to being like originally a high-trust app, and now it's kind of a scam

01:22:09.420 app.

01:22:10.160 Okay.

01:22:10.260 It'll be worth it in Bonusland.

01:22:11.580 Trust me.

01:22:12.720 All right.

01:22:13.340 Uplifting Gold.

01:22:14.020 Our first story.

01:22:14.740 Pete Rose is eligible for the Hall of Fame.

01:22:17.760 Yeah.

01:22:18.040 Is he?

01:22:18.940 Yeah.

01:22:19.720 Since he's dead, now he's off of the permanently ineligible list, and that's good.

01:22:25.320 He should be in the Hall of Fame.

01:22:26.500 What did Pete Rose do?

01:22:27.360 Gambled a little bit?

01:22:28.300 He gambled a little bit.

01:22:30.120 He wanted a little more.

01:22:30.520 He shaved some points?

01:22:31.420 He shaved some points.

01:22:32.400 He wanted some action.

01:22:33.280 He still...

01:22:33.920 You can't...

01:22:34.580 You got to make contact.

01:22:35.920 Yeah.

01:22:36.380 You got to hit the ball, right?

01:22:37.740 What did he have?

01:22:38.100 3,000 hits?

01:22:39.920 Oh, I thought he was the coach.

01:22:42.080 He was for a while, I think, too, but Pete Rose was like Mr. Baseball, had a ton of hits,

01:22:46.340 great RBI, great average batting average.

01:22:48.960 You're going to be betting on yourself?

01:22:50.440 Yeah.

01:22:50.720 I don't know.

01:22:51.140 I actually respect that.

01:22:52.620 Yeah.

01:22:52.760 All right.

01:22:53.300 Next, this is a cat food vending machine in Turkey, and then in order to get the food

01:22:58.840 to dispense, the birds are imitating cats.

01:23:02.420 Meow.

01:23:04.280 Meow.

01:23:06.340 Meow.

01:23:08.100 So, it didn't work, but they're imitating the sound?

01:23:12.400 Yeah.

01:23:13.300 So, they kind of know something's up, and it's actually more impressive than the migrant 1.00

01:23:17.380 who came and said, give me.

01:23:19.080 At least they know they got to put on a show and act like a cat a little bit.

01:23:22.740 They're trying to work for it.

01:23:23.900 Yeah.

01:23:24.320 That's pretty good.

01:23:25.020 All right.

01:23:25.260 Next, chat.

01:23:26.780 How can I get my dog to stay still while she poops? 1.00

01:23:30.040 She poops so scary. 1.00

01:23:32.260 I don't know, but this is how big it is.

01:23:35.960 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:23:36.740 I hate, yo, what the fuck? 1.00

01:23:40.780 She's so scary. 1.00

01:23:44.860 Sit still.

01:23:46.520 Sit still when you're pooping. 1.00

01:23:49.080 She doesn't know how to fucking sit still. 1.00

01:23:51.680 That's funny. 0.99

01:23:53.040 That's uplifting.

01:23:54.840 All right.

01:23:55.260 Next.

01:23:55.540 Okay.

01:23:55.940 Next uplifting, this guy hits a miracle shot in golf.

01:23:59.880 He's in the water.

01:24:02.680 Hey, I learned a lesson early.

01:24:04.800 I did one of these once.

01:24:06.940 You never do it.

01:24:07.860 It covers you in mud.

01:24:08.640 Never worth it.

01:24:09.360 Yeah.

01:24:09.480 I guess that's the one time it's worth it.

01:24:19.100 What a dream.

01:24:20.000 I did one of those once.

01:24:21.360 Covered in mud.

01:24:22.220 Ruined.

01:24:22.740 Not ruined my day.

01:24:23.880 But I had to because it was like a gambling scenario.

01:24:26.640 Like playing wolf with the boys.

01:24:28.680 Never again.

01:24:29.420 It's not worth it.

01:24:30.120 There you go.

01:24:30.700 Everyone learns a lesson.

01:24:32.020 All right.

01:24:32.320 Next.

01:24:32.640 These two guys are up and coming content creators who I'm maybe going to reach out to to sign some sort of deal.

01:24:37.360 These are the content boys.

01:24:40.000 Hi.

01:24:40.880 My name is Nathan Chika.

01:24:42.960 I am Shivar Antonison on TikTok.

01:24:45.240 And this is our studio basement.

01:24:48.220 Me and Dylan's studio basement.

01:24:50.560 For TikTok.

01:24:51.480 Yep.

01:24:52.320 And I'm just posting this on Instagram of me and Dylan.

01:24:57.860 So we're going to be getting money on TikTok and Instagram too.

01:25:05.840 Once I figure it out.

01:25:07.360 Yeah.

01:25:07.820 So he could figure once he figs it out too.

01:25:11.600 But I could show him how to get him to use it and get to learn it more.

01:25:18.420 Mm-hmm.

01:25:19.700 Say something else.

01:25:21.120 And we hope to have as much content for you guys as possible.

01:25:25.120 There you go.

01:25:26.060 This kind of reminds me of you and me.

01:25:28.000 Yeah.

01:25:28.360 This is our studio here.

01:25:29.820 They have theirs.

01:25:30.860 You're the guy with the wrist brace and the fatter one.

01:25:34.980 Yep.

01:25:35.320 I'm the more handsome but still weird guy.

01:25:38.600 Yep.

01:25:39.320 And they're looking to make money.

01:25:41.500 Yeah.

01:25:42.620 I'm looking to invest.

01:25:43.980 I'm looking to invest.

01:25:46.140 What do you say we get a green screen up in that studio, boys?

01:25:48.520 I'm looking to do some strategic partnerships.

01:25:51.880 Yeah.

01:25:52.760 All right.

01:25:53.500 You could get, you could honestly like Farmer Bills or something.

01:25:57.420 Like you could get them to do like a hundred dollar sponsor.

01:25:59.760 You could be a middleman.

01:26:01.500 Farmer Bill would get some exposure on their TikTok page and then you would talk about it

01:26:06.360 on the show.

01:26:06.860 So it'd be kind of like a funny backdoor ad.

01:26:10.080 I get them to do Farmer Bill's ads?

01:26:11.920 Yeah.

01:26:12.760 Like you get them to do an ad. 0.99

01:26:15.020 Like Farmer Bill would let you fuck around with something like that. 0.99

01:26:17.800 That is what I'm saying. 0.99

01:26:19.040 Farmer Bill, let's talk about this.

01:26:21.320 We can have them do like a music video.

01:26:23.920 It'll be really bad.

01:26:26.060 Yeah.

01:26:26.520 It'll be bad but good.

01:26:27.380 But it'll be so bad that it's good.

01:26:29.160 There's something there.

01:26:30.160 You're right.

01:26:30.800 You're right.

01:26:31.220 This is my idea though.

01:26:32.380 The pets.

01:26:33.700 Yeah, but you just want to give them money and then have them say Fleck his talks.

01:26:36.420 I'm talking about something else, something higher.

01:26:38.860 Well, that could be the next level.

01:26:40.760 Yeah.

01:26:41.060 You're like, who do I Venmo 150?

01:26:43.640 I like what I see.

01:26:44.620 Who do I Venmo?

01:26:46.160 Put my watermark somewhere.

01:26:47.600 That's the extent of yours.

01:26:49.680 But now I'm thinking outside the bun a little bit.

01:26:51.840 I am.

01:26:52.660 I'm the one who said it.

01:26:53.720 But it's a group show and it counts towards my idea.

01:26:58.020 Say you're thinking outside the bun.

01:27:00.820 I'm thinking outside the bun.

01:27:01.740 Say Richard, you're thinking outside the bun.

01:27:03.300 We're running out of time.

01:27:04.560 Who cares?

01:27:05.080 That's your fault.

01:27:05.720 RFK Jr. bit.

01:27:08.900 That's actually a lot of high first dose corn syrup.

01:27:11.500 You shouldn't be putting that in your body, especially because I used to do heroin with

01:27:15.200 the Heinz family. 0.99

01:27:16.200 It's not a fucking joke. 0.99

01:27:17.540 I got steamed broccoli right here. 1.00

01:27:19.140 Put that inside your asshole. 1.00

01:27:20.640 Did you see that air fryer? 1.00

01:27:21.860 That's a demon. 0.90

01:27:22.580 That's a robot from the CIA.

01:27:24.380 It's got to be healthy.

01:27:25.240 It's 2025.

01:27:26.300 Nuclear war is coming.

01:27:27.740 Listen to me. 1.00

01:27:28.500 Hit it in your asshole. 1.00

01:27:29.620 Put the broccoli in your fucking asshole. 1.00

01:27:31.700 Do you want to know why it's right? 1.00

01:27:32.880 I didn't realize he was cursing like that.

01:27:34.980 Yeah.

01:27:35.220 I don't respect that.

01:27:36.260 That was not that good of a bit.

01:27:38.180 The voice wasn't even on point.

01:27:39.820 My RFK was better than that.

01:27:41.460 Yeah.

01:27:41.600 That was a bad one.

01:27:42.620 Yeah.

01:27:42.840 That's not uplifting.

01:27:43.860 You guys ignore that. 1.00

01:27:45.960 It's too cheap to curse and say, oh, put it in your asshole. 1.00

01:27:49.220 Put the broccoli in your ass. 1.00

01:27:50.400 It's not funny. 1.00

01:27:51.580 Could have thought something better.

01:27:53.080 All right.

01:27:54.360 Urban Decay.

01:27:55.580 Yeah.

01:27:56.840 Urban Decay.

01:27:57.900 All right.

01:27:58.200 That's kind of the end of the show.

01:27:59.680 You want to play this last one?

01:28:01.100 Yeah, but it's a little long.

01:28:02.220 How long is it?

01:28:03.060 Nah.

01:28:03.560 Forget it.

01:28:04.240 It's a little too long.

01:28:05.100 You botched it again.

01:28:06.420 Uplifting Gold, you botched it again.

01:28:08.240 Well, the food machine for the cats that the birds were using.

01:28:12.940 Got one.

01:28:13.700 You got one.

01:28:14.140 The scary poop dog was funny.

01:28:15.840 The miracle golf shot was actually great.

01:28:17.740 The content boys are something to cook there.

01:28:20.460 Pete Rose.

01:28:21.200 All right.

01:28:21.640 We don't need to relitigate everything.

01:28:23.500 All right.

01:28:23.960 The show is over.

01:28:25.060 Thank you guys for watching.

01:28:26.100 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:28:27.340 Say thank you for watching all the way.

01:28:28.940 Thank you for watching all the way through.

01:28:31.040 And we have a special birthday shout out.

01:28:33.080 Even though we're not really doing shout outs anymore,

01:28:35.000 we do have a special one for the people that are close to the Fleckus family,

01:28:38.360 the Fleckus Universe watchers.

01:28:40.160 Hannah, a.k.a. H.M. Danielson from IG.

01:28:43.100 You know her.

01:28:44.040 Yeah.

01:28:44.220 Artist, her and Jamie, Jam West.

01:28:46.520 Great artist.

01:28:47.820 It's her birthday.

01:28:48.540 So happy birthday, Hannah.

01:28:49.380 Thank you for the Rob Smith picture that you and Jamie made for me.

01:28:52.480 It's literally hanging on my wall.

01:28:54.140 Rob with the ceviche.

01:28:55.640 Hope it's a great birthday.

01:28:57.120 Thank you guys for watching all the way through.

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01:29:08.780 Go outside and we'll see you on Tuesday.

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