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00:00:16.100 Welcome back to Flag of Socks, the podcast episode 79.

00:00:19.460 Today on the show, inner city crime is picking up and progressives say it's because the libraries are closed, even though no one can read.

00:00:26.880 We'll tell you all the other excuses they're making as well.

00:00:29.080 Then we find out that transphobia and racism are two wings of the same bird in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:35.780 And last but not least, moms are having trouble with unmotivated sons who just want to play video games all day.

00:00:42.400 We'll give you advice on how to fix that.

00:00:44.620 All this and more.

00:00:45.300 It's Fleckus Talks, the podcast episode 79, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:53.140 Because words are just worse until action actually starts.

00:00:55.900 And I shouldn't speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than active because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:03.880 Very cool.

00:01:04.820 Very cool.

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00:02:37.840 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:02:39.400 True one-for-one on the intro.

00:02:41.040 Well done, buddy.

00:02:41.560 That was actually a true one-for-one.

00:02:43.360 Yeah.

00:02:43.920 Welcome to housekeeping. 0.75

00:02:45.200 Thank you for having us.

00:02:46.460 Episode 79.

00:02:47.900 Feels good.

00:02:48.700 Feels real good.

00:02:49.700 All right.

00:02:50.000 Obviously, there's no more heart attacks and blood clot things happening.

00:02:52.900 Yeah, those stopped.

00:02:53.760 Those fell off a cliff.

00:02:54.760 Those stopped just in time for summer.

00:02:57.800 Unrelated, probably nothing.

00:02:59.580 A chicken facility that had 20 million chickens blew up.

00:03:03.080 Probably nothing.

00:03:04.160 Yeah.

00:03:04.980 So let's move on.

00:03:06.340 Nothing else to really get to there.

00:03:08.240 Yep.

00:03:08.920 Obviously, we aren't doing doppelgangers anymore, but we have a couple.

00:03:13.120 If we were to continue the doppelganger section, what we would have shown.

00:03:16.760 So we have a couple of those.

00:03:18.360 Richard Rap Boy license plate.

00:03:20.260 Yeah.

00:03:20.680 Not really a doppelganger, but somebody's going around Kansas with a Rap Boy license plate,

00:03:25.540 and he's got a Trump Punisher logo.

00:03:28.060 That could be you.

00:03:29.060 That could be me in a different life.

00:03:30.860 So shout out to Rap Boy from Kansas.

00:03:33.500 Yep.

00:03:33.920 And then there's a band where the two people in the band look like me and you.

00:03:39.340 There's you.

00:03:39.980 We can't play this music probably, right?

00:03:41.520 I think we can.

00:03:42.780 All right.

00:03:43.120 Maybe we'll get away with it.

00:03:44.200 There's me on the drums.

00:03:45.320 And there's Fleckus on the guitar, yeah.

00:03:48.480 Maybe the bass.

00:03:49.500 Yeah, I can't tell.

00:03:50.300 It's the most important person in the band, the bass.

00:03:52.520 Yep.

00:03:52.860 Everything else revolves around that.

00:03:54.840 And is there any others?

00:03:57.080 Gorlock the Destroyer?

00:03:58.660 Do you want to bring up?

00:03:59.660 Yeah.

00:03:59.860 I thought it was going to be yours.

00:04:01.040 Yeah, but we're not doing doppelgangers anymore.

00:04:03.180 Okay.

00:04:03.540 All right.

00:04:04.100 Let's move away from that.

00:04:05.220 Yeah.

00:04:05.660 But Rap Boy had a viral tweet this week.

00:04:07.420 Gorlock the Destroyer.

00:04:08.860 Yeah.

00:04:09.280 Crazy viral.

00:04:09.960 Like, 100K likes as of filming this episode.

00:04:13.140 It resonated with people.

00:04:14.760 Yeah.

00:04:15.060 It was Fleckus Doppelganger on the whatever podcast.

00:04:18.160 They do the dating. 0.99

00:04:19.340 Like, basically, a couple of semi-right-wing guys line up a bunch of dumb sorority girls 0.99

00:04:24.820 and just try to smash their worldview, is what I would say. 0.98

00:04:28.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:29.000 And, uh, basically ho-shamed them and stuff.

00:04:31.580 So, interesting podcast, but, uh, it got me a viral tweet, so.

00:04:35.380 Nice work.

00:04:36.040 Nice work.

00:04:36.800 Thank you.

00:04:37.120 All right.

00:04:37.440 Moving on.

00:04:37.920 We have some important things to get to.

00:04:39.060 It's a very important housekeeping.

00:04:40.300 I think we have four pages of housekeeping.

00:04:42.160 I have, like, nothing in the housekeeping folder, so I don't know how we're going to

00:04:45.440 possibly get to that.

00:04:46.180 It's all in here.

00:04:48.440 We've got some Rob stuff.

00:04:49.480 We have some Snarf Snarf Obandoned updates as well.

00:04:52.000 Okay.

00:04:52.320 Really quick.

00:04:53.100 We had a little bit of a breakthrough here.

00:04:55.180 Um, not on the show, just in our lives.

00:04:57.560 Because Rap Boy and I, we live separate lives, but we also have some common things that we

00:05:02.580 try to improve in our lives all the time.

00:05:04.440 One of them is, uh, dishes and plates and organization.

00:05:08.660 So, instead of using plates, we used to use paper dishes.

00:05:12.060 Easy throwaway, easy cleanup.

00:05:14.500 We've actually improved that.

00:05:16.480 Now we're using plastic bins with, like, tissue, what's it called?

00:05:20.040 Uh, parchment paper, I think.

00:05:21.020 Parchment paper, like they do at restaurants.

00:05:23.060 So, now you have to make a sandwich or whatever, and you just put it in paper in a plastic bin.

00:05:27.560 And then at the end, you just crumble up the paper, throw it away, and the bin you can

00:05:30.440 use a couple times before you wash it.

00:05:31.900 Yeah.

00:05:32.260 Like those old Chicago-style, uh, hot dog stand, red baskets. 0.99

00:05:36.660 So.

00:05:37.100 That's what we're up to.

00:05:37.880 It's a breakthrough.

00:05:38.560 It's kind of like Americana, you know, as well.

00:05:40.840 Yeah.

00:05:41.380 It really is.

00:05:42.420 Okay.

00:05:42.820 We have a really big Snarf Snarf O'Banion update.

00:05:46.680 If you guys are not familiar, uh, Snarf Snarf O'Banion is the fake rat persona that we've

00:05:52.440 made up that we're now trying to insert into real life and make a real life person.

00:05:57.020 So, we've been moving the plot forward with the SSOB stuff.

00:06:01.120 Um, we kind of have to give everyone, like, a backstory update.

00:06:04.560 Mm.

00:06:04.720 Just so everyone knows who Snarf Snarf O'Banion is.

00:06:07.600 So, when he blows up on the scene, we can all juice him up appropriately.

00:06:11.200 Yeah.

00:06:11.600 Uh, so Snarf Snarf O'Banion was in jail since 2013.

00:06:15.020 Okay.

00:06:15.480 Uh, he went to jail because A-list, an A-list rapper who we're not going to say, snitched

00:06:21.020 on him and his crew.

00:06:23.000 Uh, so he went to jail.

00:06:24.560 There was, he was involved in a bank robbery where one of the bank tellers got shot.

00:06:28.560 Unfortunately.

00:06:29.260 We don't know if he's the one who shot the woman.

00:06:31.540 Someone did.

00:06:32.680 He's in jail since 2013.

00:06:34.560 Uh, but he went to jail.

00:06:36.380 He never snitched.

00:06:37.280 He got snitched on.

00:06:38.600 He has all the receipts.

00:06:40.380 He wrote 200 songs in jail that he just needs to record now. 0.98

00:06:44.660 And he's going to be calling out all these fake ass hater rappers. 0.99

00:06:48.780 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:49.420 Uh.

00:06:49.820 He's on a revenge tour, sort of like a get out of prison revenge tour.

00:06:52.880 He's on a revenge tour.

00:06:54.060 He's going to flip the industry on its head.

00:06:57.200 Uh, Snarf Snarf O'Banion.

00:06:58.760 Is his name.

00:06:59.740 S-S-O-B. 1.00

00:07:00.900 The B is lowercase.

00:07:02.440 S-S-O is all uppercase. 0.89

00:07:05.180 Um, so he's going to be releasing all these new songs that he wrote in jail where he's

00:07:08.540 calling out all these fake rappers.

00:07:10.020 He's involved in everything.

00:07:11.080 So if you guys are on No Jumper and you see them go, oh, FBG, Kayam, Pepper, Rob, DJ

00:07:17.240 Fortnite or whatever.

00:07:18.700 Lil Lotto stuck FBG Wooski with a bill.

00:07:22.580 Exactly.

00:07:23.280 Whatever the headlines are.

00:07:24.020 Whatever the headlines are.

00:07:25.140 You guys need to be in there commenting.

00:07:27.780 S-S-O-B was there. 1.00

00:07:29.120 He filmed it, but he didn't turn the video over to the cops.

00:07:33.200 Yeah.

00:07:33.300 Whatever it is.

00:07:34.180 S-S-O-B. 1.00

00:07:35.300 Snarf Snarf O'Banion is always involved.

00:07:37.440 So we need you guys to be constantly plugging S-S-O-B, but make sure you plug in accordance 0.68

00:07:42.100 with his brand, which is he doesn't snitch.

00:07:44.460 He doesn't do crimes anymore.

00:07:46.600 He's rich.

00:07:47.680 He has a lot of money.

00:07:48.740 People think it's from the bank robbery.

00:07:50.320 It's old hundreds.

00:07:52.600 And he's-

00:07:53.040 It's old hundreds.

00:07:54.560 And now he's in this, he's behind the scenes everywhere.

00:07:56.920 So anytime you guys see a Worldstar or a No Jumper post-

00:08:00.080 Specifically No Jumper, the most. 1.00

00:08:01.820 Yeah.

00:08:02.080 And so Fleckes'- 0.57

00:08:03.180 S-S-O-B. 1.00

00:08:04.120 He was there.

00:08:04.940 Fleckes' goal in the end of this, we're trying to write a rap song.

00:08:08.580 We're trying to use kind of an AI voice generator.

00:08:10.900 I don't want to spoil too many plans that we have with Snarf Snarf, but we're going to

00:08:14.940 try to basically create this character.

00:08:16.780 And Fleckes, you know, you're manifesting your delusions.

00:08:20.220 Fleckes believes that we're going to get Snarf Snarf O'Banion posted on No Jumper after

00:08:25.280 he takes a swing at another rapper and like disses him.

00:08:27.920 And I'm like, okay, dude, you know, that's like a two, one percent chance that it'll

00:08:31.660 happen, right?

00:08:32.180 Like they have real people working there.

00:08:33.960 Like they know who the players are.

00:08:35.960 They don't just take like, oh, Snarf Snarf O'Banion, new guy.

00:08:38.780 So-

00:08:39.380 Well, the reason he doesn't have social media or songs is because he's been in jail.

00:08:42.360 That's what he wrote 200.

00:08:44.020 That's part of the backstory.

00:08:45.200 So we're creating someone in a lab.

00:08:47.240 Fleckes is hopelessly delusional.

00:08:49.020 I'm a little bit delusional.

00:08:50.600 He says 2%.

00:08:51.680 I think it's about 40%.

00:08:53.240 So SSOB, we are working on making a song.

00:08:58.900 We have an Instagram.

00:08:59.760 We have a person who's going to be SSOB.

00:09:04.200 Yeah.

00:09:04.460 We have a person.

00:09:05.520 A full like actor, rapper type.

00:09:07.720 And he's a real rapper.

00:09:10.460 SSOB is a real person.

00:09:11.600 He's been in jail.

00:09:12.660 He wrote 200 songs.

00:09:13.880 He's coming out of jail now.

00:09:15.000 He's going to flip the rap game on his head.

00:09:16.160 It's real.

00:09:16.860 Yeah.

00:09:17.160 So stay tuned for that, for developments.

00:09:19.200 I think probably next episode.

00:09:20.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:21.260 We actually made our own No Jumper headline this week.

00:09:24.280 Yeah.

00:09:25.040 What does it say?

00:09:25.800 Well, it was during the Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon mania.

00:09:29.660 So they're obviously both gone.

00:09:32.220 And I said, Richard Ratboy out at Fleckes Talks, the podcast, replaced by, quote, Jerry, who talks now.

00:09:38.080 Fleck is spiraling.

00:09:39.420 Which is funny.

00:09:40.420 But it's also true.

00:09:41.680 If you were to not be on the show, I would have Jerry in that second seat before I had nobody. 0.97

00:09:47.200 That makes sense.

00:09:47.960 And I would just talk to him and do a bit like, oh, he didn't reply or maybe he reacts a little bit.

00:09:52.640 You just can't do a show by yourself.

00:09:54.720 100%.

00:09:55.120 And I'm like, I'm in the bloodstream now.

00:09:57.660 It's too late.

00:09:58.400 We're on episode 79.

00:09:59.780 You can't replace me.

00:10:01.220 I'm like part of it.

00:10:02.260 So, you know, don't.

00:10:04.240 Well, I was going to say something.

00:10:05.560 Don't Stephen Crowder me.

00:10:08.120 I wouldn't.

00:10:08.980 And I keep it 100, right?

00:10:10.120 We have a nice situation here.

00:10:11.520 Oh, 100%, dude.

00:10:12.780 We're not going to have any Crowder issues here.

00:10:14.520 Well, we love, and I don't say love the drama because we don't encourage.

00:10:19.040 That drama is a distraction, right?

00:10:20.660 But we love seeing something and going, ah, how much that would never happen to us.

00:10:25.180 Yeah.

00:10:25.560 So that feels good.

00:10:26.660 Yeah, we're in it for the long haul.

00:10:28.760 Okay, let's move on.

00:10:30.680 Don't forget to tickle this post.

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00:10:34.020 Some tickle, tickle juice.

00:10:35.060 It goes a long way.

00:10:35.900 Last week's episode is over 100K views.

00:10:38.700 Huge.

00:10:39.240 One of our better performing episodes.

00:10:41.040 That was always like the benchmark goal.

00:10:42.540 If we can hit 100K views, we're a real show.

00:10:44.960 We're hitting 100K views.

00:10:46.780 After 79 episodes, we're finally a real show.

00:10:49.460 And a huge part of that is tickling.

00:10:51.120 You tickling.

00:10:52.360 So shout out to everybody.

00:10:54.960 And also, we've had multiple episodes hit over 100K.

00:10:57.520 The next benchmark's going to be 150K consistent.

00:11:00.280 Well, 100K consistent, then 150K consistent.

00:11:02.460 And then once we're at 200K, that's it.

00:11:04.820 Take over the universe.

00:11:05.700 Yeah.

00:11:06.420 Okay.

00:11:06.960 This is a very important housekeeping.

00:11:08.900 I've kind of noticed this.

00:11:10.720 I have like a running tally in life.

00:11:13.440 I don't know if you guys have played this game before, but the owning sunglasses, you have

00:11:18.720 like a running tally where you either you lose them or you find them.

00:11:23.640 And this counts for anything better than Ray-Bans.

00:11:26.900 Ray-Bans are better.

00:11:28.000 Yeah.

00:11:28.320 100 bucks and up.

00:11:29.380 100 bucks and up.

00:11:30.460 It's like, what's your guys' sunglass score?

00:11:32.740 My, personally, is one to one.

00:11:35.380 I lost a pair of parasols at the beach one time.

00:11:39.260 Yeah.

00:11:39.440 And I found a pair of Ray-Bans, I think, on a bus one time.

00:11:42.200 Yep.

00:11:42.800 So I'm one in one.

00:11:43.940 That's my sunglass score.

00:11:44.920 What's your sunglass score?

00:11:46.020 I'm probably like negative three, I got to say.

00:11:48.460 You lose?

00:11:49.080 I don't, yeah.

00:11:49.520 I don't have any memories of finding any, but I do have some sunglasses that are missing

00:11:54.380 from my life.

00:11:55.240 So I'll ballpark it at three.

00:11:57.480 Negative three.

00:11:58.340 Yeah.

00:11:58.520 So someone out there is plus three feasting on my discarded sunglasses.

00:12:02.860 All right.

00:12:03.240 Let us know your sunglass score in the comments.

00:12:04.820 I'm one in one.

00:12:06.220 I've lost a pair.

00:12:07.040 I found a pair.

00:12:08.120 And that's pretty nice balance.

00:12:09.440 The beach is where it happens.

00:12:10.640 Wave hits.

00:12:11.320 You get a little cocky.

00:12:12.360 Boom.

00:12:12.720 Gone.

00:12:13.260 Never finding it again.

00:12:14.580 Exactly.

00:12:15.540 All right.

00:12:15.840 Moving on. 0.99

00:12:16.380 Speaking of parasols at the beach, we have some new Rob Smith shit. 0.99

00:12:22.480 Yeah. 0.98

00:12:22.820 Obviously, as everyone knows, Rob and his buddy played tennis, got ceviche after at the

00:12:29.240 cabana.

00:12:30.340 It's been commemorated in many different ways.

00:12:33.700 Ceviche with the buddy.

00:12:34.820 After tennis.

00:12:35.720 Oh, that's the poster.

00:12:37.240 Yep.

00:12:37.540 Got that framed.

00:12:38.500 It's very important.

00:12:39.240 It's art.

00:12:40.020 Here's the original clip, just so everyone knows it.

00:12:42.000 Yesterday, after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.

00:12:45.600 Yesterday, after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.

00:12:47.920 So, this is like my favorite thing.

00:12:50.160 Obviously, not everyone understands why.

00:12:52.800 A bunch of people have been sending in videos and things that explain the ceviche tennis

00:12:59.540 stuff.

00:12:59.880 First, look at this.

00:13:00.800 A vinyl sticker on someone's car.

00:13:03.580 Tennis ceviche cabanas with a picture of Rob and a tennis racket.

00:13:06.140 It's like a Rob negative.

00:13:07.440 It's perfect.

00:13:08.420 Perfect.

00:13:09.500 And then, someone made a Lego scene of it.

00:13:12.180 Yeah, this is Rob in a suit under an umbrella with a tennis racket, basically a cabana.

00:13:18.040 And I think that counts as ceviche over there.

00:13:19.820 Yeah.

00:13:20.240 A Lego scene.

00:13:21.680 And then someone on a mountain was screaming about it.

00:13:23.960 Hey, did you hear about Rob Smith?

00:13:30.760 He got back from Miami from playing tennis.

00:13:34.360 And he went to go get some ceviches and get the cabana.

00:13:38.780 Did you hear about that?

00:13:41.020 So, that's great.

00:13:42.180 Did you hear about that at the end?

00:13:45.020 But then there was a child talking about it.

00:13:47.080 Hey, Daddy, did you know that Rob Smith and his buddy had ceviche after tennis in Miami?

00:13:58.900 Dang.

00:13:59.840 Yeah.

00:14:00.440 Rob's the man.

00:14:02.540 Yeah, he really is.

00:14:04.580 Yeah, I know he is.

00:14:06.300 That's great.

00:14:07.020 And then, I love using kids as props towards a greater goal.

00:14:10.200 Yeah.

00:14:10.540 So, that video made me very happy.

00:14:12.980 And then, last but not least, it was on Wikipedia.

00:14:17.520 Yeah.

00:14:18.000 So, Wikipedia ceviche page.

00:14:20.000 What's the bottom say?

00:14:20.800 It was on the Wikipedia ceviche page for maybe 15 minutes.

00:14:24.640 But it said, perhaps the most important part of the history of ceviche is that Rob Smith

00:14:28.120 reportedly ate it after tennis with his buddy in 2023.

00:14:32.040 So, guys, this is getting good.

00:14:33.700 I thought this was going to be done like last week or two weeks ago.

00:14:36.280 I know.

00:14:36.480 It trickles in.

00:14:37.440 It's like there's a wave after wave, you know?

00:14:40.760 And it's like the best thing in the world for me.

00:14:42.680 My favorite thing is like these weird inside jokes.

00:14:44.960 And then, when I receive these, huge squirts for me.

00:14:48.940 So, best week of my life.

00:14:51.480 Thank you all for that.

00:14:53.460 Obviously, a question on most people's mind, is Rob going to replace Tucker?

00:14:57.620 That's what I thought.

00:14:58.640 As soon as Tucker news broke, I go, Rob.

00:15:01.280 Especially being we're living in like a Truman Show type thing.

00:15:04.860 It's like who are they going to put on primetime 8 p.m. Eastern in the world where I watch

00:15:10.360 8 p.m. Eastern every day?

00:15:11.840 It's going to be like one of the main people.

00:15:13.940 It's going to be Rob.

00:15:14.760 Yeah.

00:15:15.340 Fleckers watch Tucker every day.

00:15:17.460 Yeah.

00:15:17.740 Including Fridays.

00:15:18.820 Yeah.

00:15:19.160 Which is crazy, right?

00:15:20.420 Like clock on a Friday.

00:15:22.200 He's sitting down to Tucker.

00:15:23.340 It's like usually you kind of kick back.

00:15:24.800 You're done.

00:15:25.700 Yeah.

00:15:25.900 So, that was a big blow for you, huh?

00:15:27.400 It was a big blow.

00:15:28.480 It's sad.

00:15:29.300 There's good and bad.

00:15:30.320 The good is we would watch Tucker during the week and be like, oh, we're talking about

00:15:34.260 that on the show on Friday.

00:15:35.620 Tucker got to it first.

00:15:36.740 So, there's never going to be a Tucker got to it first thing.

00:15:39.980 And then the other good stuff is going to be the subscription model future.

00:15:44.880 Like the dying media is the mainstream cable news.

00:15:49.800 Whatever's on this channel at this time that someone programmed for me.

00:15:52.680 Exactly.

00:15:53.240 So, Tucker, it's like Tucker's great.

00:15:55.420 Everyone watched Tucker.

00:15:57.260 Even Jesse Waters was pretty good.

00:15:59.060 But mostly people watched the last seven minutes of Jesse Waters because Tucker was on next.

00:16:03.600 Yeah.

00:16:03.760 And it's like now everyone's going to be disenfranchised, no longer needing to go to

00:16:08.560 Fox for anything.

00:16:09.480 So, it's going to catalyze the drive from people from cable news to subscription base.

00:16:14.420 So, instead of paying $100 a month for cable, people will probably pay $10 a month

00:16:19.460 across 10 creators who they like.

00:16:22.360 And then that's going to be the new model going forward.

00:16:24.520 So, it's a little bit early.

00:16:25.780 But the game is heading in that way where instead of paying for cable, we're just going to be

00:16:30.060 paying for subscriptions for the people that you like.

00:16:32.800 Yeah.

00:16:33.320 And do you – we may have talked about this on Bonusland or something.

00:16:37.780 But YouTube TV is just like $78.99 or something now.

00:16:42.860 Oh, is it?

00:16:43.340 It's like just you became cable.

00:16:45.180 Yeah.

00:16:45.300 Like it's the same thing and all these megacorps are like, you know, increasing their things,

00:16:49.760 their pricing and it's just like – it's becoming overload.

00:16:53.540 So, I mean, we'll see how it shakes out eventually but –

00:16:56.460 Yeah, I agree.

00:16:57.740 It's getting crazy.

00:16:58.520 Can I say something and if you don't like it, we can cut it out?

00:17:00.600 Sure.

00:17:01.360 Richard Rappoy watches Hannity every night.

00:17:05.960 Every time.

00:17:06.800 So, Fleckis obviously watches Tucker and then like for a while there, we're usually chilling.

00:17:10.920 It's like at night and I'll just be yelling to him.

00:17:15.180 I'll be like, you're watching Hannity like as soon as the channel turns and then I'll yell –

00:17:20.460 if it gets to Hannity and then a commercial, I'll be like, you're watching Hannity's commercials

00:17:24.960 just to shame him because –

00:17:26.840 Just to get me off.

00:17:27.940 It's bad.

00:17:28.860 So –

00:17:29.240 All right.

00:17:29.680 Let's move on.

00:17:30.480 Are you ready to move on?

00:17:31.500 Yeah.

00:17:32.700 Okay.

00:17:33.560 Let's move on.

00:17:34.540 We said Rob was going to replace Tucker maybe.

00:17:36.620 Yeah.

00:17:36.980 Yeah.

00:17:37.200 You got that.

00:17:37.840 Yeah.

00:17:38.060 In the books.

00:17:38.720 Because if that happens, I'll watch 8 o'clock every night on Fox News.

00:17:42.660 I will watch every single episode.

00:17:45.800 All right.

00:17:46.760 Michelle Obama.

00:17:48.180 Yeah.

00:17:48.480 She's been in the news lately.

00:17:49.520 She's doing a book tour, a.k.a. a mini tour, a little mini presidential tour.

00:17:54.480 Yeah.

00:17:54.700 Where's the book tour?

00:17:55.400 Wisconsin, Pennsylvania?

00:17:56.600 Yeah.

00:17:57.020 Iowa?

00:17:58.000 Come on, Michelle. 0.99

00:17:59.420 So, I think she's still going to run. 1.00

00:18:00.920 We've been saying that in the show for a while.

00:18:02.860 Yeah.

00:18:03.580 And obviously, there's that conspiracy theory that Michelle Obama is a man, right?

00:18:07.460 Yeah.

00:18:07.580 That terrible conspiracy theory that is totally unproven.

00:18:10.900 Yeah.

00:18:11.360 It is.

00:18:11.940 Whatever.

00:18:12.580 Yeah.

00:18:12.900 It's a conspiracy theory.

00:18:14.340 Come on.

00:18:16.700 Esoteric lifter memes.

00:18:18.120 Yeah.

00:18:18.400 An account we follow.

00:18:19.580 Yes.

00:18:19.760 He posted Michelle Obama's yearbook photo from when she was like in eighth grade, probably.

00:18:24.960 Yeah.

00:18:25.240 And it looked pretty real.

00:18:26.740 So, then in my head, I was thinking like, why would the Obamas, if they knew Michelle

00:18:32.800 is actually a woman, why wouldn't they just go, here's her graduation pick? 1.00

00:18:36.120 You guys are all crazy.

00:18:37.540 And my theory is, because they let that conspiracy go, even though they know they have the ace 0.98

00:18:43.340 in the hole, which is her yearbook photo, and they don't release it, they let that conspiracy

00:18:47.800 go just so all other conspiracies that surround the Obamas can be thrown out as well.

00:18:54.060 So, it's like, say, you know, oh, Michelle Obama's a man, and Barack Obama was not born

00:18:58.940 in America.

00:18:59.620 He's not an American. 0.99

00:19:01.080 And then it's like, well, if Michelle Obama isn't a man, you can go, oh, here's a picture

00:19:04.860 of her in eighth grade.

00:19:06.520 All these conspiracies are all BS.

00:19:08.760 Throw them all out.

00:19:09.860 So, it's almost like you allow a conspiracy to get out of hand and go crazy, and even

00:19:13.780 know if it's impossible, just so the other conspiracies can get thrown out as well.

00:19:17.920 Does that make sense?

00:19:18.500 Yeah, it's advanced level PR, and then, like, when the good conspiracy that, like, actually

00:19:23.440 is on the money comes out, and people are talking about that, boom, they drop the Michelle

00:19:26.820 Obama in eighth grade.

00:19:28.120 Exactly.

00:19:28.720 So, then it's like, oh, you guys are conspiracy theories.

00:19:30.760 You think Obama's born in a different country, and Michelle Obama's a man.

00:19:34.200 Here's her in eighth grade.

00:19:35.660 But, I'll go as far as saying, remember that time Michelle Obama did the dance on Ellen 1.00

00:19:40.180 and her penis? 1.00

00:19:40.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, the elephant trunk, the elephant trunk came flapping. 1.00

00:19:43.200 I think that could have been a fake penis. 0.99

00:19:45.740 They wanted that to happen. 1.00

00:19:47.220 Yes. 1.00

00:19:47.620 A fake penis. 0.99

00:19:50.040 That was probably at the time when the other conspiracy theory was kind of getting close 0.99

00:19:53.700 to getting called out and caught.

00:19:55.440 So, like, we need something. 0.99

00:19:57.040 And she did a dance with a swinging whatever in her pants, a fake penis, and that was, like, 1.00

00:20:03.880 the biggest psyop ever. 0.99

00:20:05.220 Everyone got attached to that clip.

00:20:06.760 What's going on here?

00:20:08.120 Oh, you crazy conspiracy people.

00:20:09.980 Yeah, and they're hiding the pregnancy pictures on purpose.

00:20:12.940 Yeah, I'm sure there are pictures of her pregnant. 0.99

00:20:14.380 Or, the graduation yearbook photo was AI-generated and we're back on, baby.

00:20:20.760 Yeah.

00:20:21.340 It's like conspiracy within a conspiracy.

00:20:23.340 Either way, there is one.

00:20:24.760 Yeah.

00:20:25.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:26.480 But, you know, we'll see.

00:20:27.620 So, just keep that in mind.

00:20:29.000 Don't commit too hard to certain conspiracies, especially if we don't have the ace in the

00:20:32.800 hole.

00:20:33.540 And, I mean, Joe Biden announced his re-election this week.

00:20:37.300 So, that's on.

00:20:39.280 So, any challengers coming, Michelle might be a late bloomer. 1.00

00:20:42.200 But, they also kind of said that they're not going to do any primary debates for Joe

00:20:45.660 Biden.

00:20:45.960 Yeah.

00:20:46.920 So, they like the John Fetterman. 0.94

00:20:48.800 They beta-tested running a mentally ill person, a mentally disabled person. 0.80

00:20:52.500 Well, and they beta-tested it with Joe, too.

00:20:54.080 He was in terrible shape when he was doing the – they already canceled one debate against

00:20:57.480 Trump, remember?

00:20:58.140 Yep.

00:20:58.940 So, 2020, I remember thinking Joe Biden is too mentally incapacitated to run.

00:21:04.240 Of course.

00:21:04.600 That was four years ago.

00:21:06.280 I know.

00:21:06.660 He's 80 now or whatever.

00:21:08.660 So, it's like I think they're going to say, oh, Joe Biden's the guy.

00:21:11.260 Joe Biden's the guy.

00:21:12.200 No debates.

00:21:12.900 No debates.

00:21:13.560 And then Joe Biden's going to be too old.

00:21:15.180 And either Joe Biden's going to say, I'm going to be VP.

00:21:17.400 Michelle Obama's going to be president or just it's time to take a step back. 1.00

00:21:21.260 Michelle Obama's going to be the candidate.

00:21:22.940 And they're going to run her.

00:21:23.980 They're going to do great.

00:21:24.860 They're going to let Derek Chauvin off.

00:21:26.440 The world's going to go crazy.

00:21:27.980 She's going to be the voice of reason to unite everyone because of racism. 0.86

00:21:31.040 And then, I don't know.

00:21:32.800 Bro, and here's my take on this.

00:21:34.860 I know you've been harping on this.

00:21:36.180 I just don't – I think Michelle Obama's kind of selfish. 0.99

00:21:38.580 I don't think she gives a fuck about America. 0.99

00:21:40.980 I don't think she wants the responsibility. 0.99

00:21:42.360 She has a great life where Secret Service protects her on Martha's Vineyard.

00:21:45.940 And she gets a $4 million check every time she decides to write a book again.

00:21:50.000 Becoming Michelle Obama.

00:21:51.720 I married Barack.

00:21:53.660 Yeah.

00:21:54.360 I see that.

00:21:54.840 Hey, I see that.

00:21:55.480 So, I'm taking the other side just for the sake of podcast debate.

00:22:00.520 That's fair.

00:22:01.580 There is a situation where – remember Obama said if there was like a way I could have a puppet in charge and run a secret cabal government, I would do it.

00:22:09.420 Yeah.

00:22:09.600 So, Obama ran two terms, then he has Joe Biden's term, and then he can get two out of Michelle.

00:22:15.940 That's King Obama. 1.00

00:22:17.120 Yeah, that's puppet master shit. 1.00

00:22:18.840 So, it's like there is a way for him to have his vision realized where he becomes the king of America. 1.00

00:22:27.340 All right.

00:22:28.120 Okay.

00:22:28.320 Fourth term Obama.

00:22:29.760 Yeah.

00:22:30.280 Okay.

00:22:30.620 You know what I realized?

00:22:31.500 What else?

00:22:31.980 It's the last piece of housekeeping.

00:22:32.680 Okay.

00:22:33.000 What?

00:22:33.340 You know how Dylan Mulvaney gets all the corporate deals?

00:22:35.720 Yes.

00:22:36.060 And you know how every kid wants to be a TikTok influencer?

00:22:38.960 Yes. 0.95

00:22:39.720 Dylan Mulvaney is making it very clear that there's a career path for weird social media gays. 1.00

00:22:45.060 For twink gay stuff. 1.00

00:22:46.740 If you're in that little LGBT world at all or even thinking about it, oh, Bud Light deal, Maybelline, all this Nike, that's the career path. 1.00

00:22:54.740 Go for it. 0.99

00:22:55.660 It completely encourages people to pursue their dreams and lean into that weird gay shit that actually isn't meritocracy based. 1.00

00:23:02.860 It's just – 1.00

00:23:04.060 Token.

00:23:04.340 It's tokenism, right?

00:23:05.220 Exactly. 0.59

00:23:06.020 And if you go on TikTok and if you scroll on TikTok, you will see advertisements that like every gay creator gets an advertisement. 0.96

00:23:13.920 Like those – you remember we showed those old gay for gay men? 0.99

00:23:17.220 Oh, yeah.

00:23:17.780 They're like selling cell phones or something.

00:23:20.240 You get Dylan on there.

00:23:22.360 And multiple people who we've had in cringe of the week I've seen on ads on TikTok.

00:23:28.020 Yeah.

00:23:28.380 So it's dark out there, guys.

00:23:30.360 That's great for them.

00:23:31.920 Yeah.

00:23:32.180 All right.

00:23:32.700 Moving on.

00:23:33.160 We're out of housekeeping.

00:23:33.880 We're coming into cringe.

00:23:34.840 Before we get into cringe, guys, this is the last week my hair is going to look like this.

00:23:38.800 People have been calling for a haircut.

00:23:40.940 Yeah.

00:23:41.440 It's not good.

00:23:42.240 I know.

00:23:42.660 It's too much hair.

00:23:43.740 I get it. 0.99

00:23:44.440 It looks like crap. 0.99

00:23:46.640 Shorter beard, I guess, is a little bit better. 0.99

00:23:48.540 On top, it's too much.

00:23:49.680 I'm going to buzz it.

00:23:50.420 I'm going to trim it.

00:23:51.260 Next week, I'll be looking good.

00:23:52.540 Personally, I say who cares?

00:23:54.260 Yeah, that's what I said.

00:23:55.220 You get a week-to-week.

00:23:56.400 You know where he's headed, and one day it'll be cut.

00:23:59.000 Don't worry about it, guys.

00:24:00.080 Yeah.

00:24:00.580 But if it tickles the post, it tickles the post.

00:24:03.060 Leave it alone.

00:24:04.080 Yeah.

00:24:04.240 Let me know what you guys think.

00:24:05.400 I'm always up for more comments.

00:24:07.020 And I reply.

00:24:08.100 Within the first three hours of the show, I reply to pretty much every comment.

00:24:11.680 So get involved in that.

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00:24:44.240 First, Down Syndrome Barbie. 1.00

00:24:45.940 This is what you represented.

00:24:49.060 Brought to you by Richard Rapboy.

00:24:50.600 Yeah.

00:24:50.900 So you want to go ahead?

00:24:52.060 Down Syndrome.

00:24:52.480 There's a Down Syndrome Barbie now.

00:24:56.260 This is the first Barbie doll representing a person with Down Syndrome.

00:25:00.060 Yeah.

00:25:01.240 Is that good or bad?

00:25:02.140 Is that good or bad?

00:25:03.760 You know, personally, I don't care that much, but I have a problem with the execution.

00:25:09.160 I can agree.

00:25:10.840 I have some notes.

00:25:12.620 What are your notes?

00:25:13.500 And then maybe I'll tell you if ours are the same.

00:25:15.580 Things could have been done a little differently to have been more realistic.

00:25:21.120 Things could have been more realistic.

00:25:22.780 I don't think the doll is retarded enough. 1.00

00:25:24.860 It doesn't look like a Down Syndrome person at all. 0.69

00:25:27.200 I think it's like a whitewashed version of a Down Syndrome person. 0.84

00:25:30.180 It's like, that looks pretty normal to me.

00:25:32.040 I don't know.

00:25:32.600 That doesn't look like the defining features that they have.

00:25:35.180 Yeah.

00:25:35.880 Which is interesting.

00:25:36.940 And this comes from the line of Barbies, the Fashionista line of Barbies, where you have the trans shirt Barbie, the metal leg Barbie.

00:25:44.660 Wheelchair.

00:25:45.020 Smoke show in a wheelchair Barbie. 0.97

00:25:47.540 Looks like some sort of lesbian Barbie. 1.00

00:25:48.860 And so my main point was like, you know, I don't want to speak for kids with Down Syndrome.

00:25:53.800 I don't really know, you know.

00:25:55.440 But when I was a kid and I was playing with toys and doing this, I was Batman.

00:26:02.100 I was a super soldier.

00:26:03.640 I was G.I. Joe.

00:26:04.900 You're taking yourself from here to here.

00:26:06.480 I was a better version of myself.

00:26:08.400 So why would anybody want to play with a doll?

00:26:12.480 I don't know.

00:26:13.040 That was my initial thought.

00:26:14.320 Not being mean.

00:26:15.380 Not being mean.

00:26:15.900 Some people are saying this is good because it's a pro-life message, you know.

00:26:19.240 It's like, you know.

00:26:19.720 Better than aborting it.

00:26:20.860 It's like, oh, here's Down Syndrome Barbie. 0.71

00:26:22.280 It's a blank screen because they got an abortion.

00:26:23.880 They zapped it because eugenics are chill. 1.00

00:26:26.100 Yeah.

00:26:26.700 And so.

00:26:27.380 That's a good point.

00:26:28.020 I mean, that's the only other point that I've seen talking wise.

00:26:31.220 But they didn't execute it right.

00:26:32.820 And when I'm playing with things and I'm a little kid, I want to reach for the stars,

00:26:36.620 not be a Down Syndrome.

00:26:37.780 Limited.

00:26:38.240 Not limited.

00:26:38.840 Not be a specially able Down Syndrome Barbie.

00:26:41.140 That's just me.

00:26:42.060 That's just you.

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00:26:47.020 All right.

00:26:47.500 Moving on.

00:26:48.680 Kid plays video games.

00:26:51.840 And his mom helps him.

00:26:53.660 How do I keep my gamer son hydrated?

00:26:56.020 So my son's so fussy and doesn't like the taste of plain water, we found another solution.

00:27:01.180 Watercooler and Prime.

00:27:03.000 Prime's really hard to come by in Australia, so with the help of the retail correction,

00:27:07.340 we've got a huge supply and he is loving it.

00:27:10.940 With the school holidays, he doesn't even have to go out of his room to get a drink.

00:27:16.200 School holiday fun.

00:27:17.440 That's good.

00:27:21.800 He doesn't like the taste of plain water.

00:27:25.940 He's going to go far in this world.

00:27:28.240 Yeah.

00:27:28.320 And fill up a thing with Prime.

00:27:30.740 Yeah.

00:27:31.300 Growing up, my dad-

00:27:33.400 Is Prime Sugar, is Prime Sugar water?

00:27:35.480 I don't know.

00:27:36.160 There might be a water version of it.

00:27:38.940 Okay.

00:27:39.320 If he's just drinking straight sugar water, that'd be crazy.

00:27:42.640 That's what I'm saying.

00:27:43.300 I think it's like, I think it has to be some sort of sugar.

00:27:46.300 They have sugar-free, whatever.

00:27:47.720 I'm not getting into it.

00:27:48.400 No free ads for-

00:27:49.560 No free ads for P-R-I-M-E. 1.00

00:27:52.000 But growing up, my dad would make fun of me whenever I played video games.

00:27:55.360 Like, one time he walked in, I was playing Star Fox, and then one of the people on Star

00:27:58.980 Fox, his name was Slippy, and the Slippy, like, died in, like, a plane crash in the video

00:28:03.600 game, and the game was like, Slippy, no!

00:28:06.540 So then every single time my dad saw me playing video games, he'd go, Slippy, and, like, kind

00:28:11.240 of make fun of me with his voice.

00:28:12.820 And then, like, he'd come around, and I'd be embarrassed to get caught playing video games

00:28:16.620 in front of him, because I truly knew how much of a waste of time it was.

00:28:19.980 And then, over time, I, like, played less and less, and would go outside just because

00:28:23.860 it wasn't worth it. 0.99

00:28:24.840 Like, I knew it was, like, stupid to play video games. 0.99

00:28:27.660 Yeah, that's, I'd say that's good parenting. 0.99

00:28:29.620 He made fun of me a little bit.

00:28:30.720 It wasn't, like, cruel.

00:28:31.860 It was like, Slippy, get in your room!

00:28:34.360 It was like, oh, hey, Slippy, like, how's it going today?

00:28:36.720 And I'd be like, uh... 0.97

00:28:37.780 Oh, yeah, you caught me playing that gay game. 1.00

00:28:40.040 So, and then I would stop playing, and it worked. 0.86

00:28:42.620 And that's good.

00:28:43.240 That's called good parenting.

00:28:44.540 Yeah.

00:28:44.720 And this mom is taking the opposite approach, called enabling. 0.86

00:28:48.080 Well, yeah, or she streamlines the kid so he doesn't have to leave the chair. 0.95

00:28:52.320 You have all these screens that you don't leave the chair.

00:28:54.340 It's like, I was playing outside way more.

00:28:56.580 So, I saw video games, and it's just like, we play video games from time to time.

00:29:01.400 It's just kind of like a time passer thing.

00:29:03.680 But it's like, you shouldn't make that your whole life.

00:29:06.260 And, like, you can't play video games for eight hours, you know?

00:29:09.360 Um, and I saw something like, the video game industry is worth $50 billion a year.

00:29:15.300 And, like, the movies, going to the movies is, like, $10 billion a year.

00:29:19.020 Wow.

00:29:19.380 And ignore those numbers, but it was, like, some huge multiple.

00:29:23.020 And so, like, it's become a cash cow.

00:29:26.200 I think a lot more people are addicted to video games than, you know, people let on.

00:29:32.200 You know what I mean?

00:29:32.840 Yeah.

00:29:33.040 So, I mean, it's something to watch.

00:29:34.460 And it gives you a squirt.

00:29:35.440 It gives you something to do.

00:29:36.400 If you're, like, a young man, you feel like you accomplished something.

00:29:39.700 You went to the next level.

00:29:40.780 You've accomplished the mission.

00:29:42.060 You saved the person.

00:29:43.200 You shot the guy.

00:29:44.180 Yeah.

00:29:44.400 And it gives you little squirts that your brain naturally desires that you would maybe find elsewhere in life if you weren't in your room.

00:29:50.140 Exactly.

00:29:50.760 So, you know.

00:29:51.260 That's the big problem.

00:29:51.980 Don't let the kids spend too much time.

00:29:53.380 It feels like such a waste.

00:29:54.660 That kid is a young, white, Australian kid who's, like, should be, like, out looking for chunks of gold and wrestling gators and doing other things.

00:30:01.780 Resisting the vaccine.

00:30:03.040 Exactly.

00:30:03.700 But he's playing video games in the cool setup with the ring light, you know.

00:30:06.960 Yeah.

00:30:07.440 Doesn't leave his room.

00:30:08.880 Not good.

00:30:09.720 Next is the mom with the unmotivated son.

00:30:12.060 Yeah.

00:30:12.400 Let's see what her solution is for a guy like this.

00:30:14.320 Oh, my God, you guys.

00:30:15.180 What is going on with 18 to 25-year-old young men?

00:30:17.980 I have talked to more moms this week about their sons who are either smoking pot and or don't have a job, failed out of school, have no purpose or direction in life, and the parents are absolutely beside themselves.

00:30:31.980 Not only that, but on the group call Tuesday night with the Empowered Moms group, there were five moms on the call with this same set of circumstances.

00:30:40.620 Are you experiencing this as a parent?

00:30:42.920 That's interesting.

00:30:44.000 Yeah.

00:30:44.220 Kids are unmotivated.

00:30:46.340 The boys are unmotivated.

00:30:47.480 Growing up, I'll use my own life as an example, a good way to get a kid motivated is to sign them up for wrestling.

00:30:55.560 Because when you face someone across from you who's about the same size as you and the choice is either to pin them or get pinned yourself, that does something good for the young brain.

00:31:06.480 I think so, too.

00:31:07.160 That gets your young brain going where you get into a mode where you're like, I don't want to get pinned by this guy.

00:31:11.540 I need to pin him first.

00:31:12.760 And then it's like, if you get pinned and humiliated really bad, then it's like, that can never happen again.

00:31:17.820 It's a little sink or swim type baptism by fire competition.

00:31:21.380 Wrestling.

00:31:22.040 That's a good way to fix that.

00:31:23.520 Yeah.

00:31:23.780 And I just think it's so weird that like, not weird, obviously these moms care and they're trying to help, but it's like this woman's group trying to address the issues of young men.

00:31:32.300 And it's like, you guys are going to just be guessing, you know, you guys are just making your best guess.

00:31:37.820 And why is Johnny smoke pot?

00:31:39.260 And he just plays video games.

00:31:40.840 It's like, where's his dad?

00:31:42.280 Where's his phone?

00:31:43.520 Is he being punished?

00:31:44.680 Is he being proactively like managed?

00:31:47.060 Because sometimes, you know, to break through that, you have to be managed, almost intimidated.

00:31:51.440 You have to be like, you know, stern, extremely stern, but fair, you know?

00:31:56.600 So my parents growing up, they threatened me all the time when I was misbehaving.

00:32:00.660 Oh, me too.

00:32:01.240 You know what we're legally obligated to give you?

00:32:03.380 A bed, three meals, and a blanket, you know, like one pair of clothes. 0.99

00:32:07.740 They'd say shit like that all the time. 0.99

00:32:09.340 And it's like, that's what you need. 0.99

00:32:10.620 You need stern stuff.

00:32:12.180 And I didn't fear my mom.

00:32:14.000 You know what I mean?

00:32:14.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:14.800 Like, I didn't fear mom. 0.99

00:32:16.640 It was wait until your dad gets home type shit. 0.99

00:32:18.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:19.040 It wasn't, oh, I filled a five-gallon jug up with Prime for you.

00:32:22.780 I'll put it right next to your computer console.

00:32:24.700 Exactly.

00:32:25.260 And then I think these women are probably like, they're a little bit shocked. 0.99

00:32:28.460 They're like, the mom's, I'm making an assumption here, but it's like, no, Johnny's feelings, you need to worry, like to the husband, you need to worry about Johnny's feelings.

00:32:37.260 You're being a little too mean to Johnny.

00:32:39.080 You're, no, Johnny's not doing those harsh penalties and stuff like that.

00:32:43.260 And then, gee, what's wrong with Johnny to the other women? 0.99

00:32:46.480 You know what I mean?

00:32:47.460 Like, set the rules and then turn to the other and be like, well, what's going on with the men?

00:32:52.500 And it's like, men need strong men.

00:32:55.640 And it's a chain migration type thing going on there. 0.98

00:32:58.600 Strong men create other strong men and you don't let bullshit happen on a strong man's watch. 0.96

00:33:04.460 That's so much of it. 0.97

00:33:05.540 And it's like, my dad was a strong man.

00:33:07.240 The football coaches I had were strong men.

00:33:09.200 The guys at the gym where I would work out for football were all strong men and you learn from all of them.

00:33:14.940 Maybe if your dad's not going to tell you a lot about girls, the guy at the gym will tell you about girls.

00:33:19.800 Maybe if, you know, like every, like whatever you're missing, you get filled in by somewhere else.

00:33:24.580 And a lot of parents go like, oh, geez, like the world changed.

00:33:27.740 Like, especially this generation right now, the world changed drastically since when they were a kid versus when their kid's a kid.

00:33:33.180 So they think it's like, oh, you know, they all play video games.

00:33:35.700 They're all chatting on discord all the time.

00:33:37.400 They're all doing this.

00:33:38.200 And it's like, you need to kind of set some boundaries and standards and be like, your screen time is this.

00:33:43.520 You're going crazy with screen time.

00:33:44.900 Why don't you ride your bike?

00:33:45.900 Why don't you get outside?

00:33:46.860 You know, that's for the younger-ish crowd.

00:33:48.960 But a lot of that, like strong raising your children gets lost between that generational gap.

00:33:55.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:56.280 They like don't know how to raise the next generation with this new stuff.

00:34:00.340 Exactly.

00:34:00.880 And so the principles are still the same.

00:34:02.800 Be tough.

00:34:03.380 Have personal responsibility.

00:34:04.980 Have honor and pride.

00:34:06.260 You know, care about your reputation and don't just be a little user.

00:34:11.360 You know, there's kind of like a user versus doer thing that happens.

00:34:16.900 And it's like if you're just using, oh, I'm using this video game.

00:34:20.920 I'm using this TV show.

00:34:22.560 I use Netflix versus like creating and doing.

00:34:25.880 A doer is like I worked out and I became the top-ranked wrestler in the conference.

00:34:32.000 You know, I made the football team.

00:34:33.620 I started as a sophomore, you know, stuff like that.

00:34:37.100 So, I mean.

00:34:38.000 That was big in my house.

00:34:39.000 There's always competition.

00:34:40.060 And it was always like me versus the rest of the kids in my grade.

00:34:42.860 My parents always told me like we're a football family.

00:34:45.440 I have two brothers that played football.

00:34:46.920 My dad played football.

00:34:48.140 We all played football.

00:34:49.040 And I remember one time I was like, hey, dad, if I don't play football, what would you say?

00:34:53.460 And he's like, oh, that'd be fine.

00:34:54.820 You have to be the number one student in the class though.

00:34:57.140 Exactly.

00:34:57.760 And I was like, I don't want to do that.

00:34:59.520 There's competition.

00:35:00.240 And that's an important thing.

00:35:01.760 That was growing up in my family too.

00:35:03.220 And our parents raised us pretty similar based on what I have heard and know.

00:35:08.480 We were always in competition with some other kid who played basketball.

00:35:12.580 Who like, you know, the kid who was from across town that you'd play in basketball every year.

00:35:16.360 You'd try to compete with him.

00:35:17.540 You'd try to compete with, you know, the football players.

00:35:20.440 Like you need to have someone who you hate.

00:35:23.160 You need to have a rival.

00:35:24.680 You need to have something that drives you.

00:35:26.600 And then video games, it's like, oh, whatever.

00:35:28.660 I don't know.

00:35:29.060 Me and my friends just talk and hang out.

00:35:30.820 There's no real competition.

00:35:32.120 There's no real stuff.

00:35:33.900 And the women are like, geez, why are they just smoking weed? 1.00

00:35:36.600 It's like, you got to do it.

00:35:37.840 And they're probably like watching porn on their phones.

00:35:40.200 Of course.

00:35:40.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:40.920 You got to do high T shit to have a high T son, you know? 1.00

00:35:43.680 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:35:44.400 We used to have competition within my own family.

00:35:46.780 My mom was very strict too.

00:35:48.600 She used to say, you're going to play football.

00:35:51.040 You can go to Duke Stanford or the Ivy League or you're not going to go to college.

00:35:53.940 And then my brother and sister went to Princeton and Stanford.

00:35:57.000 And then I was in like eighth grade. 0.73

00:35:58.720 And they're like, you're going to be the loser of the family.

00:36:00.940 You're not going to, you're going to put the sticker on the back of the car.

00:36:03.480 It's going to embarrass us.

00:36:05.000 Exactly.

00:36:05.480 Stuff like that.

00:36:06.160 Exactly. 0.99

00:36:06.600 And that got my ass into shape and I figured it out. 0.99

00:36:08.740 I went to Dartmouth. 0.99

00:36:09.480 My little brother went to Princeton.

00:36:11.040 We all followed the rules.

00:36:12.480 Yeah.

00:36:12.720 Four for four.

00:36:13.480 Four for four.

00:36:14.080 My mom should write a book. 1.00

00:36:15.740 All right.

00:36:16.520 Tiger mom.

00:36:17.460 The white version.

00:36:18.860 Yeah.

00:36:19.580 White tiger mom.

00:36:21.300 Yes, exactly.

00:36:22.240 And then also important, it's like a child needs a mentor or a coach that they look up

00:36:27.680 to.

00:36:28.080 Yep.

00:36:28.480 Someone that they're afraid of.

00:36:29.920 Parents.

00:36:30.480 Their dad.

00:36:31.300 And then also like someone that is their competition, their enemy.

00:36:35.000 An enemy slash rival.

00:36:36.600 I think you have all those pieces and then you'll have a motivated kid who actually wants

00:36:39.620 to accomplish something.

00:36:40.920 And the kid, you should just tell your kids from day one that they should be the best at

00:36:43.580 everything they do.

00:36:44.400 And anything less than the best is not really, you're not excited about it.

00:36:48.120 So you try, you know.

00:36:49.120 Extremely high standards.

00:36:50.100 And then you aim for the clouds and then you fall or you aim for the stars and then

00:36:54.000 you fall to the clouds and that's still pretty good, right? 1.00

00:36:56.880 Some, some stupid shit like that. 1.00

00:36:58.400 Some Waldo Emerson quote. 1.00

00:36:59.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:00.660 All right.

00:37:01.000 Let's go to the next one.

00:37:01.820 We're still in, we're in our non-trans cringe. 1.00

00:37:04.380 Yeah.

00:37:04.720 Next is the trans cringe. 1.00

00:37:05.960 Yeah.

00:37:06.860 The girl who gets interviewed, the little person.

00:37:11.880 What is the ideal height in a guy?

00:37:14.540 Six three.

00:37:15.520 Six three?

00:37:17.420 No way.

00:37:18.120 You, you know, one of the guys I hooked up with, you know, multiple guys of the, but

00:37:23.580 six three.

00:37:24.580 Yeah.

00:37:25.200 That's good.

00:37:25.980 Ain't no way.

00:37:27.120 That just that energy from that girl is like, that's like the, that's my least favorite kind

00:37:32.040 of girl energy. 1.00

00:37:33.120 You know who I fuck. 1.00

00:37:34.120 You know, the guys I got racked by. 0.99

00:37:36.140 Yeah.

00:37:36.340 You know, the people who use, you know, multiple guys and it's like, nice.

00:37:40.560 It's like, you're just acting like a man, a real, real lady. 0.91

00:37:42.800 Like honor your father.

00:37:44.140 Yeah.

00:37:44.820 You're on your father. 0.99

00:37:46.280 Very disgusting. 0.98

00:37:47.120 You're on the internet. 0.99

00:37:47.840 You're on the internet.

00:37:48.340 And also, um, you know, there's, there's this sort of thing that happens with college

00:37:53.020 girls where it's like, you know, who I, you know, the notches on my belt.

00:37:57.100 And it's like, nobody cares.

00:37:58.720 The notches on your belt.

00:37:59.940 You know how easy it is to get laid as a girl in college. 1.00

00:38:03.100 You know how many horny 20 somethings are around waiting just for the chance to have 1.00

00:38:06.740 for anyone. 0.99

00:38:07.940 And then also to be like, dude, I fucked a midget, you know, like, it's kind of like 1.00

00:38:11.720 a meme, uh, Olympic thing. 0.98

00:38:14.080 Um, and you know, I think you should be counting how many, you know, the guys I hooked up with,

00:38:19.060 how many parents have you met?

00:38:21.040 How many, how many, how many brought you home?

00:38:22.860 How many things have you been brought to?

00:38:24.640 So, you know, bad, bad system here getting perpetuated.

00:38:28.300 That energy is just, that's not a nice girl. 1.00

00:38:30.860 Shame, shame, shame.

00:38:32.760 Yep.

00:38:33.480 You know, the guys I've hooked up with, like, oh, wow.

00:38:35.940 Look at you.

00:38:36.460 They're all 6'3".

00:38:37.040 Look at you.

00:38:37.880 Lucky husband one day, I'm sure, is going to wife you up.

00:38:40.500 For the record, I am 6'3".

00:38:42.020 Just anecdotal side evidence.

00:38:43.860 Annual reminder, Rap Boy's 6'3".

00:38:45.860 I'm 6'1".

00:38:47.600 Getting that out there.

00:38:49.100 All right.

00:38:49.360 I think you've shrunk though, right?

00:38:50.840 Haven't you been compressing?

00:38:52.220 Because of the weight?

00:38:54.400 And you get sucked closer to the earth and get sucked down.

00:38:58.780 We had a, one of our no jumper fake headlines was going to be,

00:39:02.380 Rap Boy out at Fleckus Talks a podcast.

00:39:05.160 Fleckus, too fat to fit two people in frame.

00:39:07.840 But you guys would have thought it was too mean if Rap Boy said it, even though I thought it. 0.96

00:39:12.600 Yep.

00:39:12.940 All right. 0.94

00:39:13.380 We're into, let's get into the trans cringe. 1.00

00:39:16.960 Yeah. 0.95

00:39:17.540 Trans cringe page one. 0.95

00:39:18.840 There's plenty.

00:39:19.440 The dead name crying girl.

00:39:21.760 Yeah, let's go. 0.99

00:39:22.540 This girl's a menace. 1.00

00:39:24.900 Imagine being trans and trying to go get your medication. 0.99

00:39:28.200 I literally walk up there.

00:39:29.820 The lady on the phone is like, oh, can I have your last name? 1.00

00:39:33.900 And so I give it to her.

00:39:35.180 She's like, oh, okay.

00:39:36.000 I'll meet you out there and I'll give you your prescription, right?

00:39:38.980 So I'm waiting and she comes out and then she says, oh, is this for her?

00:39:44.420 And then she says my dead name.

00:39:46.780 And I'm like, my name is Rylan.

00:39:51.300 And she just looks at me.

00:39:54.360 And then she puts the medication on the table and shuts the door and locks it behind her.

00:40:00.380 So that's the voice you would use if your whole family got murdered.

00:40:09.460 Yeah.

00:40:09.900 That's like the voice you would use if you're like, yes, officer, he was about 5'10".

00:40:14.360 He hit me with the bat and then he ran that way.

00:40:17.200 That's the voice you use describing how your platoon member lost a leg in Afghanistan.

00:40:22.000 Yeah.

00:40:22.720 That's the voice.

00:40:23.840 I don't even think Batman used that voice after his parents got killed in front of him.

00:40:27.540 Yeah, he just went to work.

00:40:28.520 He just went straight up to training mode.

00:40:31.060 Remember Blackhawk Down?

00:40:33.180 You're crying because someone called you your name?

00:40:36.740 What happened?

00:40:38.120 What happened?

00:40:39.100 Yeah.

00:40:39.380 So this isn't like the most horrific things ever describable.

00:40:43.260 And you can use this voice, maybe.

00:40:45.280 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:40:46.080 But instead, someone still gave you your medication and didn't really engage with your stupid game. 1.00

00:40:50.780 Exactly. 1.00

00:40:51.380 And for someone trying to reinvent themselves, you're really making it an ugly world.

00:40:55.440 You know what I mean?

00:40:56.220 A hundred percent.

00:40:56.740 Like if that were me and I'd be like, all right, I'm trans now.

00:40:59.480 I don't care what anyone says.

00:41:01.240 I'm trans.

00:41:02.120 I'm Rylan.

00:41:03.140 Oh, I went to the place and they said, oh, my dead name?

00:41:06.000 Water off my back.

00:41:07.040 Hey, it's actually Rylan now.

00:41:08.880 Can you update the paperwork?

00:41:10.540 Thanks.

00:41:11.040 It's a perfect day.

00:41:13.420 And I go down the street and perfect day plays in my head.

00:41:16.100 And I'm Rylan now and I'm feeling good.

00:41:18.000 And I'm like, oh, no, no.

00:41:19.320 I'm a girl.

00:41:20.220 It's water off my back.

00:41:21.440 Nothing's going to stop me.

00:41:22.400 I'm Rylan.

00:41:23.180 Wouldn't that be the mindset if you're trying to reinvent yourself and be a positive person?

00:41:27.020 A hundred percent.

00:41:27.800 But it's like you can't because victimhood is the currency here.

00:41:31.160 So you have to.

00:41:31.780 And you also need validation from people that don't agree with you for some reason in this weird religion.

00:41:36.580 So it's like you can't just be positive and go, I'm Rylan.

00:41:39.220 I don't care what anyone says.

00:41:40.400 If you call me my fake name, that's your problem.

00:41:42.880 My name is Rylan.

00:41:44.120 Instead, it's like any sort of kickback, any sort of, you know, dead naming, whatever they call it, is like reasonable.

00:41:51.660 It's an assault.

00:41:52.420 It's an assault.

00:41:53.580 And it's like, in reality, you could have just been a positive person and that would have made more sense.

00:41:58.160 But that's not how these people operate.

00:42:00.020 Oh, no, Biggie.

00:42:01.180 Oh, no, Biggie.

00:42:02.000 They didn't know.

00:42:02.980 That lady didn't know. 1.00

00:42:03.900 And so I told her and I'm off to McDonald's now.

00:42:07.020 Yeah.

00:42:07.560 To weep in my French fries.

00:42:09.020 But, you know.

00:42:09.940 Yep.

00:42:10.500 So it's weird.

00:42:11.820 They need the validation from people that don't agree with them.

00:42:14.160 And that's how you know it's a setup.

00:42:15.500 They're set up to be in conflict with everybody else.

00:42:19.100 And that's how you can tell they're pawns.

00:42:20.840 A hundred percent.

00:42:21.440 Yeah.

00:42:21.860 All right. 1.00

00:42:22.360 Let's go to the kid who died from them trying to make a vagina out of a colon for them. 1.00

00:42:29.120 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:29.360 This was something that just came out recently.

00:42:32.740 But I think this happened a couple years ago.

00:42:35.160 But it just came out.

00:42:36.040 It just came out because a lot of times these freak medical incidents.

00:42:39.000 And that's something we want to impress on everybody.

00:42:41.660 You know how we're in a big experiment right now with this transgender stuff, which I have no part of. 1.00

00:42:47.380 I'm out.

00:42:49.520 Stuff happens like medical papers get published a year and a half after someone died.

00:42:54.280 You know what I mean?

00:42:54.860 Or something like that.

00:42:56.060 So this was a trans teen who died from vaginoplasty complications during landmark Dutch study used to justify child sex changes.

00:43:05.880 Major complications began within just 24 hours after the surgery, right?

00:43:09.940 Yeah.

00:43:10.360 They got something called necrotizing fasciitis, which is like you basically rotted out.

00:43:15.600 Rotting time.

00:43:16.500 Yeah.

00:43:16.680 So let's explain the situation too here because there's a couple little facts that make this insane, even more insane than it actually is, right? 0.86

00:43:26.420 The identified male whose puberty was blocked by the Dutch researchers at a very early stage meant that there wasn't enough penile tissue for surgeons to use to create a female vagina or a neo-vagina. 0.85

00:43:40.740 And so that's what they do. 1.00

00:43:42.040 They use your penis. 1.00

00:43:42.720 They invert it. 1.00

00:43:43.400 They use the skin. 0.95

00:43:44.240 They try to give you some sort of, what do they call it, rot pocket?

00:43:47.720 Rot pocket.

00:43:48.520 Yeah.

00:43:48.740 They call it neo-vagina in the paper.

00:43:50.300 We call it rot pocket. 0.97

00:43:51.440 Smells.

00:43:52.120 Smells. 0.97

00:43:52.640 It's stinky. 0.98

00:43:53.000 So therefore, so there wasn't enough penile tissue due to the hormone suppressants, right?

00:43:58.940 So they used a more risky procedure using a section of the patient's bowel, which resulted in fatal necrotizing fasciitis. 0.99

00:44:06.280 So not enough dick to flip you. 1.00

00:44:08.740 Let's use your butthole. 1.00

00:44:10.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:11.160 So imagine if you like were, imagine if someone from the past came and saw this surgery and like, well, doctor, what are you doing? 1.00

00:44:16.780 And it's like, oh, I'm cutting out this teenager's ass and I'm going to chop his dick off and then make a neo-vagina. 1.00

00:44:24.000 It's like, you go to jail for that. 1.00

00:44:25.300 Yeah.

00:44:25.820 How?

00:44:26.560 Frankenstein.

00:44:26.940 How?

00:44:27.080 Is Dr. Mengele on board?

00:44:29.120 You know?

00:44:29.800 This is like a Frankenstein situation.

00:44:32.060 Exactly.

00:44:32.440 And so the patient is described as a healthy 18-year-old, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:38.220 This is saying transgender women with early onset gender dysphoria report fewer behavioral problems.

00:44:43.600 So that was their justification for the procedure that ended up killing him.

00:44:47.200 Major complications began within 24 hours of surgery and necrotizing fasciitis was confirmed in the days that followed.

00:44:54.280 Despite large doses of intravenous antibiotics and repeated surgical debridement, I'm not sure what that word is.

00:45:02.340 The previously healthy patient went into multiple organ failure and died.

00:45:06.440 So they were watching him very closely.

00:45:08.300 That's a tough way to go.

00:45:09.320 Yeah.

00:45:10.000 Not my favorite.

00:45:11.120 Wouldn't be my choice.

00:45:12.040 It sounds like a torture. 1.00

00:45:14.260 You cut your dick off and put your asshole in your front and then you rot out. 1.00

00:45:19.300 And last final piece, it says the young person's death revealed that the deadly strain of E. coli most likely came from the patient's own intestines, not from the hospital setting. 1.00

00:45:29.440 So it was never going to work. 0.99

00:45:30.720 You use the butt, you use someone's butthole and you had E. coli in there and you tried to make it into a vagina. 1.00

00:45:35.400 In these situations, they could either use the butt, stomach lining, or the inside of your mouth lining. 1.00

00:45:41.740 Those are the options.

00:45:42.820 Like this is medical progress.

00:45:44.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:45.380 And you know what the penis comes from. 1.00

00:45:47.960 Penis comes from the forearm. 1.00

00:45:49.180 The old Mickey Mouse glove. 0.98

00:45:50.320 Yeah.

00:45:50.880 As we called it on the show.

00:45:52.160 Mimetic Sisyphus had a great tweet about this.

00:45:54.460 Basically, people who defend the trans surgeries say that like this is the same as when people used to be right-handed automatically because they thought that was correct.

00:46:04.480 And then once people realized some people were left-handed, the number of left-handed people exponentially increased.

00:46:10.840 Which is actually fascinating too, right?

00:46:12.440 Which is interesting for that.

00:46:13.320 Like that's a true situation with right versus left-handedness.

00:46:15.660 Like in the early 1900s, people were just like, no, we're all righties.

00:46:18.520 Why are you right with your left hand?

00:46:19.780 See?

00:46:20.320 Right with your – use your right hand.

00:46:22.160 Everybody does it.

00:46:23.320 And like they were suppressing lefties, right?

00:46:25.080 But then the trans activists come out and use this graph to justify these trans surgeries. 0.54

00:46:30.080 And he says, what, do we have to pull out the graph every single time?

00:46:32.940 Don't make me tap the sign. 1.00

00:46:34.160 The left-handed graph is the same as cutting off your balls and vagina and stuff. 1.00

00:46:38.640 The Mimetic Sisyphus had a great point on top of that. 0.99

00:46:41.700 An account we've been following, you guys should follow too.

00:46:44.060 He's linked in description.

00:46:44.960 And he's like makes the best points and a friend of the show.

00:46:47.820 Yeah, we want to make him bigger on Twitter.

00:46:49.600 So follow him.

00:46:50.960 And it said, it took eight years to increase left-handedness by 120% as seen by the chart we just showed you.

00:46:56.400 Eight decades.

00:46:57.020 Eight decades.

00:46:57.900 In the last five years, top surgery has increased 390%.

00:47:01.460 Your graph is bad and you should feel bad.

00:47:03.840 Yeah, not the same thing.

00:47:05.380 It's not even close.

00:47:06.780 Like, oh, dude.

00:47:07.560 So that's like a big myth in the – well, we believe it's a myth in the transgender community.

00:47:12.260 It's like all these trans people have existed forever and they've just been suppressed into not living their true lives instead of this infectious, contagion social media thing that we believe it is, obviously. 0.99

00:47:24.980 Exactly.

00:47:25.700 And there's also this like response too, like on the right, there's some right-wing people who are like, we need Caitlyn Jenner to come out against this.

00:47:33.420 It's like, we need like a rational trans person to come out against this crazy stuff against the kids. 1.00

00:47:38.620 The myth of the rational trans. 0.97

00:47:40.440 Rational trans person.

00:47:42.540 It's like, oh, yeah, my designated driver, he'll be out in a sec.

00:47:45.700 He's just getting a couple more Jaeger bombs.

00:47:49.120 Exactly.

00:47:49.400 Let him finish his Jaeger bomb and he'll drive us home. 1.00

00:47:51.860 Exactly.

00:47:52.380 And so we were talking about this because Caitlyn Jenner has been anti-Dylan Mulvaney, which is like, no, I'm okay.

00:47:59.440 I'm Caitlyn on the cover of Esquire or whatever magazine that was.

00:48:03.320 But Dylan's a little out of hand.

00:48:05.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:05.320 Rational trans person, guy who thinks they're a girl who cut their dick off. 1.00

00:48:08.700 Rational, one of those. 1.00

00:48:09.980 I'm the rational version of that.

00:48:12.380 Should I read this very much?

00:48:15.060 I think we got it.

00:48:16.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:16.980 There ain't no such thing as a rational trans person. 1.00

00:48:19.200 Oh, and then Caitlyn Jenner had a quote to the New York Post that said, I am glad, Caitlyn.

00:48:24.500 Hilarious.

00:48:25.260 I am glad the position I am at today.

00:48:27.720 I am glad the position I am at today that I can be a voice of reason about what is going on out there.

00:48:33.200 Yeah.

00:48:33.720 So reasonable.

00:48:35.040 Rational trans person.

00:48:36.760 Caitlyn.

00:48:38.280 That's Caitlyn.

00:48:40.260 Okay, really quick.

00:48:41.640 You know the guys who get the surgery to lengthen their legs?

00:48:44.400 Yes.

00:48:44.920 Is that gender affirming surgery too?

00:48:47.020 I think so.

00:48:47.740 I think it's or masculine affirming.

00:48:49.820 Yeah.

00:48:49.980 I'm not 5'6".

00:48:51.380 I'm a 5'9 guy.

00:48:52.440 I'm a 5'9 guy.

00:48:53.540 I identify as 5'9".

00:48:55.040 I just thought of that.

00:48:56.320 So I was looking at these pictures and these videos of this guy lengthening his legs.

00:49:01.480 Yeah, here's this guy in the background.

00:49:03.640 190 centimeters.

00:49:05.000 I'm coming.

00:49:05.600 And he's using this like the metal thing that is attached to the inside of his legs.

00:49:11.400 He increases them like a micro, a millimeter every day.

00:49:15.160 And he goes, I'm coming.

00:49:16.760 So you, and I saw someone on Twitter describe it as nuking your skeletal frame for a few extra inches to attract a woman. 1.00

00:49:23.440 It's all for women, right? 1.00

00:49:24.920 Yeah. 0.98

00:49:25.740 But just nuking your skeletal structure and frame.

00:49:28.360 And it's like, imagine getting like, you're watching a football game and a play comes.

00:49:33.540 Yeah.

00:49:33.960 And it sweeps your legs.

00:49:34.760 It's like they're bending backwards.

00:49:36.540 Your skeletal structure is not secure.

00:49:38.460 No structural integrity after that.

00:49:40.500 But how tall would you make yourself if you had to get that surgery?

00:49:44.200 If I had to get the surgery?

00:49:45.560 Oh, if you're going to get it.

00:49:46.260 What would your goal height be if you're 6'3"?

00:49:48.320 6'5".

00:49:49.520 6'5".

00:49:50.120 I wouldn't want to go too tall, but 6'5 is like a nice powerful number.

00:49:53.760 6'5 is big.

00:49:54.320 6'3 is good.

00:49:55.440 6'3 is perfect, you know.

00:49:57.020 But 6'5, you're at a different level.

00:49:58.960 Yeah.

00:49:59.300 And then like 6'8, and then you become like, my heart can't do it.

00:50:02.400 Yeah.

00:50:02.620 6'8 is freak, die early, tough. 1.00

00:50:05.340 Andre the Giant shit. 1.00

00:50:06.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:07.000 All right.

00:50:07.420 Let's move on.

00:50:08.300 The Bizarro World Pick.

00:50:09.560 All the men are little, and all the women are men. 0.99

00:50:11.980 My favorite pick of the week.

00:50:13.700 This is from some sort of gender clinic.

00:50:16.540 It's some sort of transgender clinic, and then you look at the women, and they're gigantic, 1.00

00:50:20.240 and you look at all the little men, and they're all little boys.

00:50:23.600 What's going on there? 1.00

00:50:25.300 Oh, Willy Wonka shit. 1.00

00:50:26.680 That's the future. 0.99

00:50:27.520 That's like, I don't know if you guys have ever seen, what's the one?

00:50:30.920 Being John Malkovich?

00:50:32.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:32.580 Where you go into the wrong universe for a second, and it's like you get into this backwards universe 0.99

00:50:36.840 where all the men are little boys, and all the women are gigantic? 0.76

00:50:40.400 Yes.

00:50:40.820 That's an alternate universe.

00:50:42.460 All boys look little, and all the ladies big. 0.99

00:50:44.720 All gigantic ladies. 1.00

00:50:47.060 All right, let's move on. 0.98

00:50:48.660 Transphobia is white supremacy.

00:50:50.220 You know, one of the reasons why cis people think they're real or natural or the default 0.99

00:50:55.980 is because they've fallen into the trap of the myth of white supremacy.

00:50:59.780 Yup, they're connected.

00:51:01.520 So if you think things like trans women aren't women, or if you call people trans but then

00:51:05.120 refuse to call yourself cis if you're cis, that means that you have been influenced

00:51:10.060 by one of the original influencers.

00:51:12.660 The siblings, the twin siblings of colonialism and the myth of white supremacy.

00:51:16.060 And those twin influencer siblings get paid by capitalism to influence.

00:51:20.340 They have literally influenced you to believe that there is a version of a man and a woman

00:51:23.800 that is more human than all the other versions.

00:51:26.660 Sound familiar?

00:51:27.660 Yup.

00:51:28.180 White dominant culture, colonialism, capitalism, they've been working real hard on us. 0.99

00:51:31.840 Remember, just like with any influencer trend that is toxic, we don't have to believe it,

00:51:35.960 and we don't have to follow it.

00:51:37.260 And in fact, we can even point out the ludicrousness.

00:51:40.100 Play the end, the very end.

00:51:41.280 Just like any, what'd you say?

00:51:42.460 Just like any influencer thing, you don't have to believe it or follow it.

00:51:45.660 Remember, just like with any influencer trend that is toxic, we don't have to believe it,

00:51:49.800 and we don't have to follow it.

00:51:51.080 And in fact, we can even point out the ludicrousness and make it completely obsolete.

00:51:57.000 You're close.

00:51:58.820 So we're on the right track.

00:52:00.400 You have the whole thing backwards, but you're very close.

00:52:03.200 She just described our whole show.

00:52:04.920 Yeah.

00:52:05.380 Pointing out the ludicrousness and laughing at it.

00:52:07.440 It's toxic.

00:52:08.380 You don't have to, exactly.

00:52:09.660 It's toxic.

00:52:10.500 You don't have to acknowledge it or believe it, and then you can make fun of it for being 0.93

00:52:13.720 ludicrous and make it obsolete.

00:52:16.040 That's like the tagline of the show.

00:52:17.860 Backwards and upside down good advice by this little boy.

00:52:21.100 Yeah.

00:52:21.420 Or whatever.

00:52:22.220 Someone who didn't wrestle as a kid.

00:52:23.740 Yeah.

00:52:24.060 That's actually great, great advice.

00:52:25.960 Do you know, I saw this stat, people who have COVID and then long COVID.

00:52:30.580 Yes.

00:52:30.800 You know, long COVID, kind of like the made up thing for people that just want to complain.

00:52:34.360 Exactly.

00:52:35.160 It's like, oh, I got COVID like a year ago, and now I can't really focus on my work.

00:52:40.300 I can't really get anything done.

00:52:41.880 Oh, I just kind of got lazy.

00:52:43.000 It's like, you were always like that.

00:52:45.180 Out of people who have long COVID who are trans, one in five trans people who had COVID have

00:52:50.220 long COVID.

00:52:51.020 And I think it was the exact same number for bisexual as well.

00:52:54.000 Yeah.

00:52:54.520 So AKA, this group just tends to complain about stuff and make excuses for stuff.

00:52:59.200 The attention seeking group is seeking more attention.

00:53:02.660 Oh, that COVID, that was just two weeks of no big deal.

00:53:05.640 It actually messes me up now.

00:53:07.440 It's with me forever.

00:53:08.300 And now I'm, you know, I need to collect unemployment.

00:53:11.300 I can't do my job.

00:53:12.960 Yeah.

00:53:13.460 Um, exactly.

00:53:14.580 All right.

00:53:14.860 Let's move on to the trans talk show.

00:53:17.380 Which one's the trans talk show?

00:53:18.660 Oh, yeah.

00:53:19.200 This is like the drag queen something, uh, something or other. 1.00

00:53:23.160 All white people are racist. 1.00

00:53:25.300 Period. 1.00

00:53:25.800 Point blank.

00:53:26.560 End of story.

00:53:27.340 You cannot be white and not racist.

00:53:29.120 It's not possible.

00:53:29.780 Because if you are born in this country, in this America, I'm all white Americans.

00:53:33.580 I don't, I don't live in Australia, but they racist too. 0.99

00:53:36.560 If you, I'm in Australia, they are nasty. 0.95

00:53:39.900 If you are white and you're raised in America, you are raised through TV, through books, through 0.98

00:53:45.920 every single thing to have racial bias toward white people and against people of color.

00:53:50.900 White folks do not have to open up their history. 0.90

00:53:52.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:53.140 Just a couple of bros hanging out discussing how all white people are racist. 1.00

00:53:56.360 All white people are racist. 0.99

00:53:57.340 Do you know the biggest hanging, uh, lynching in history was Italians in New Orleans? 1.00

00:54:01.780 I did know that.

00:54:02.600 And I don't walk around town going, oh, what happened?

00:54:06.400 I don't let that hold me back from hosting my racist podcast.

00:54:09.800 I just do my thing.

00:54:11.320 I don't even think about that.

00:54:12.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:13.460 Um, just five dudes hanging out, cocks out, talking about how white people are racist. 0.97

00:54:18.000 You know, that's just America these days, boys. 0.97

00:54:20.400 That literally is a slice of life right there.

00:54:23.400 Microcosm.

00:54:24.040 A microcosm.

00:54:25.100 Yep.

00:54:25.420 Um, let's go to the non-binary spouse guy. 0.69

00:54:28.340 The guy in the truck.

00:54:29.660 The Yellowstone meme.

00:54:30.880 Yeah.

00:54:31.240 All right, y'all want me to talk about my spouse's pronouns?

00:54:34.820 Okay.

00:54:35.860 Here we go.

00:54:36.840 I made a video like this before.

00:54:38.680 I got a lot of hate for him.

00:54:40.320 Dylan, my spouse, got a lot of hate.

00:54:44.320 It pissed me off.

00:54:46.600 It was hard to watch, but...

00:54:48.740 I'm gonna do it again. 1.00

00:54:50.040 Fuck him. 1.00

00:54:50.500 All right. 1.00

00:54:50.960 Crash course.

00:54:51.660 You ready?

00:54:52.600 I am a husband.

00:54:54.120 But I don't have a wife.

00:54:55.860 I also don't have a husband.

00:54:57.400 I have a spouse.

00:54:59.040 Because Dylan, my person, is non-binary.

00:55:02.600 All right.

00:55:03.000 What does that mean?

00:55:03.780 It simply means that Dylan does not comfortably fit into either of the two gender buckets that

00:55:12.440 were offered to them by their society.

00:55:15.200 The cultural gender identities that are assigned to people, depending on how their body looks.

00:55:23.780 I think we've seen enough of you.

00:55:24.640 We know what it is.

00:55:25.500 It's, all right, I'm gonna talk to you about Dylan, my non-binary spouse.

00:55:30.460 This is George Soros' vision of America.

00:55:33.540 Yeah.

00:55:34.000 He sees that video and he gets squirts from it.

00:55:36.080 He goes, yeah, the hicks, the rednecks types. 1.00

00:55:40.260 That's like on his highlight reel.

00:55:41.800 Like a George Soros year in review, like his highlight reel, that comes up.

00:55:46.260 Yeah.

00:55:46.460 That's what he wants to happen.

00:55:48.260 And so some people were speculating, I don't think we know for sure, that this is a little

00:55:52.840 transgender man.

00:55:55.060 Oh, interesting. 0.71

00:55:55.900 That's like a trans. 1.00

00:55:57.240 Look at the big eyes.

00:55:58.660 Big eyes and clear skin, like a little too clear.

00:56:01.800 Like a fake beard just from testosterone.

00:56:04.180 I don't see an Adam's apple. 0.53

00:56:05.260 I can't see, it's a tough angle, but I'm sure that transgender men, when they film a video,

00:56:09.700 know how to hide the Adam's apple angle.

00:56:11.360 It's probably an angle they think about.

00:56:12.940 Probably has huge scars right here.

00:56:14.760 And then also the, yeah, and then also the over the top accent.

00:56:19.160 No, I'm gonna talk about Dylan, my spouse, my non-binary spouse. 1.00

00:56:24.340 So, um, yeah, you're a fucking idiot, dude. 1.00

00:56:27.800 Yeah, that's pretty bad. 1.00

00:56:29.600 Um, let's go to the last piece of cringe.

00:56:32.680 You, anything else to say about Dylan?

00:56:34.060 I just think that's what George, that's George Soros, his vision of America is my main point.

00:56:38.000 For sure.

00:56:38.720 Um, the Bible is BS tweet.

00:56:41.020 Yeah.

00:56:41.260 This is a guy who has been blowing up on, I guess, right wing Twitter loves him because

00:56:46.680 he is the worst. 0.98

00:56:48.640 He's the worst. 0.98

00:56:49.460 Like, you know, there's dash, there's other people, but this guy might be the biggest 0.95

00:56:54.020 Muppet we've ever seen. 1.00

00:56:55.280 So his tweet goes, the Bible is bullshit. 1.00

00:56:57.440 The Quran is bullshit or is a lie. 1.00

00:57:00.100 The, uh, Bhagavad Gita. 0.99

00:57:03.240 I thought it was, I thought there was one last syllable in there.

00:57:05.880 Uh, the Bhagavad Vita did not fall from the sky. 0.99

00:57:08.680 And then someone replies and goes, but there's such thing as a female penis. 1.00

00:57:12.060 And he goes, yep, brother. 1.00

00:57:15.500 Yeah.

00:57:16.060 So that's what we're up against.

00:57:17.300 And this is him, by the way.

00:57:19.060 Oh, that looks like you.

00:57:20.940 That could have been used in doppelganger.

00:57:24.420 You want to pop our shirts right now?

00:57:26.700 See who it's closer to?

00:57:27.720 We actually, we have to move on because we are, we are running out of time.

00:57:31.200 But that's him.

00:57:31.940 There's the amazing, amazing atheist right there.

00:57:34.300 Like, well, swell guy.

00:57:35.700 I'll take all my advice from him. 1.00

00:57:37.160 And he had other tweets about like girl cock and boy pussy. 1.00

00:57:40.820 He loves saying words like that just to get our eyes. 1.00

00:57:43.120 Yeah.

00:57:43.600 Um, but so he's floating through the world with no anchor.

00:57:46.940 He's tethered to nothing and no idea.

00:57:48.860 I like that.

00:57:49.780 Yeah.

00:57:50.040 I like that's what we're up against.

00:57:51.640 Me too.

00:57:52.100 It's an easy, it's an easy dub, right?

00:57:53.840 All right.

00:57:54.120 Let's move on to Urban Decay.

00:57:55.940 All right.

00:57:56.440 The first clip of Urban Decay.

00:57:57.840 Uh, the guy who's told to turn the music down and he says it's racist.

00:58:01.640 Uh, yeah, this is my favorite.

00:58:03.240 Racism is still real in Georgia.

00:58:06.320 I can't believe Bob tried me like that.

00:58:08.380 What was it that you, what was it that you was asking me before you interrupted me with my dinner?

00:58:17.240 Because I turned it all the way down for you.

00:58:20.920 Okay, but what was it that you was asking me? 0.98

00:58:24.220 Is there a reason why you were asking me to turn my phone down when there's a band playing music that I don't give a fuck about hearing? 0.99

00:58:29.980 Do you think it's appropriate for you to ask me, a 33-year-old, a black man, to turn his motherfucking phone down? 0.99

00:58:38.120 That's a fact about you. 1.00

00:58:39.080 You shouldn't know, you shouldn't say a motherfucking thing to me. 0.99

00:58:43.260 That's a fact. 1.00

00:58:44.280 My hand shouldn't be shaking while I'm eating my motherfucking chicken. 0.99

00:58:46.620 These people do the confrontational thing and it's like, I'm going to film him and I'm phoning him and I'm the tough guy and I'm going to shame him for racism. 0.99

00:58:56.760 And you're shaking while you're doing it.

00:58:58.300 Like, uh, this is my confrontation.

00:59:00.260 And he has chipped nail polish, which is never a good sign.

00:59:03.600 It's usually a bad sign for girls. 1.00

00:59:05.280 Trashy. 0.98

00:59:05.500 It goes, it goes, it translates across. 1.00

00:59:08.320 To black man.

00:59:09.340 And so basically what was going on there was there's a live band at the restaurant.

00:59:13.680 That guy was playing his phone.

00:59:15.600 On loud.

00:59:16.600 The white guy said, can you turn your phone down?

00:59:19.480 And then he even said, you asked me to turn my phone down?

00:59:21.080 And the guy goes, yeah, I asked you to.

00:59:22.720 And I appreciate you turning it down.

00:59:24.940 Normal man-to-man stuff, right?

00:59:26.760 And it's like, well, I'm here and they're playing a band I don't care about.

00:59:30.200 And it's like, you're at a restaurant where they're playing live music, which people are there to see.

00:59:34.900 And then you're playing your phone on loud.

00:59:37.300 And then someone saying, hey, can you turn your phone down?

00:59:39.620 Is racism.

00:59:40.620 That's a proof of racism.

00:59:42.000 And it's like, you can't just be like considered equal in a polite society where you can be like held to the same standards.

00:59:47.820 Where it's like, hey, can you turn your phone down?

00:59:49.340 We're listening to this music. 1.00

00:59:50.960 You can't just be, that can't be a normal ass. 1.00

00:59:53.280 That has to be proof of racism. 0.99

00:59:54.980 And like all the, obviously racism is in the news so much lately.

00:59:57.960 And it's like the proof of racism we keep seeing are these like debatable scenarios, which aren't very clear.

01:00:04.600 And then one side's like, that's racism 100%.

01:00:07.480 And the other side's like, well, I haven't really seen enough to call this person irredeemably racist.

01:00:13.800 Politely asking someone to turn their phone down while live music is playing.

01:00:17.000 And like, that's the two sides.

01:00:18.220 It's either like, is that racist?

01:00:20.280 Or it's like, well, I haven't really seen enough.

01:00:22.540 I know what happened with Nick Sandman.

01:00:24.720 Like I saw what happened there.

01:00:26.300 Dude, yo, headphones, $10.

01:00:31.320 Imagine playing your phone loud in a, like a restaurant anywhere.

01:00:34.800 Would you have so much shame and embarrassment over that?

01:00:37.780 I couldn't.

01:00:38.660 And imagine what he's listening to, like a Tariq Nasheed video or something. 1.00

01:00:42.060 And that's why we need to eliminate the white people. 1.00

01:00:45.160 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:00:46.320 So that asking someone to turn their phone down is racism.

01:00:49.560 You can't just hold people to a nice, normal standard.

01:00:51.700 And there's a certain thing about the shaky, confrontational thing.

01:00:54.880 Like this guy knows he's not right.

01:00:56.900 Why would you ask me as a 33-year-old black man?

01:00:59.780 It's like, as a 33-year-old black man, you should really know by now that in society,

01:01:04.360 people don't really like your phone at full volume.

01:01:07.740 Yeah.

01:01:08.160 You know?

01:01:08.460 And there's a certain type of person who plays their phone or speakers or stuff at loud volume with no headphones.

01:01:14.940 Yeah.

01:01:15.340 And that, you know, I don't know what kind.

01:01:17.380 You guys probably recognize some patterns out there.

01:01:19.520 I don't know.

01:01:20.400 Very easy to recognize patterns.

01:01:22.600 Next, let's play the guy who got mobs and he's in his car just hoping nothing bad happens.

01:01:27.280 There's society.

01:01:34.660 There's society in one five-second video where it's basically if he does anything, if he beeps the horn, if he tries to drive, his car is getting smashed up.

01:01:44.140 Yeah.

01:01:44.240 If he does nothing, his car might be getting smashed up.

01:01:47.340 His car is already getting dinged up a little bit from them.

01:01:49.620 Yeah. 0.94

01:01:49.920 But it's okay because his ancestors are probably racist.

01:01:52.620 Yeah.

01:01:53.060 Yeah.

01:01:53.580 Yeah.

01:01:53.800 It reminds me of the meme like, oh, I don't see race.

01:01:57.720 And then it's like race seeing you.

01:01:59.420 And it's like, yeah, they see a white guy in a car. 1.00

01:02:01.500 They're going to fuck with you a little bit. 1.00

01:02:02.740 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:03.240 City's alive tonight.

01:02:04.400 Yeah.

01:02:04.660 I went to my taco truck.

01:02:07.360 I got my $8 coffee.

01:02:10.120 The young people are out and about.

01:02:12.160 They cornered me.

01:02:13.040 They surrounded me.

01:02:13.960 It was a vibrant city, dynamic environment.

01:02:16.980 Yeah.

01:02:17.260 My one-bedroom apartment's $4,000 a month.

01:02:19.760 Hey, should we move to the country?

01:02:21.380 What?

01:02:21.920 Miss all this?

01:02:23.240 You know?

01:02:23.800 Like, dude, come on.

01:02:25.480 Let's play that racism exercise, like that corporate racism exercise that was done.

01:02:30.040 Yeah.

01:02:30.460 This is a good delusional.

01:02:32.380 This should be in the delusional section that we haven't created yet.

01:02:35.100 Yeah. 0.98

01:02:37.060 Would you rather be a white person in a black neighborhood in need of help or a black person 0.98

01:02:45.840 in a white neighborhood in need of help? 0.56

01:02:49.380 And no one goes to that side.

01:02:50.960 Nobody's on the side.

01:02:51.780 As if. 0.79

01:02:52.160 That last video was a white guy in a black neighborhood who needed some help. 0.92

01:02:56.060 Yeah. 0.70

01:02:56.960 He needed a crossing guard.

01:02:59.360 I'd be like, oh, wave him through.

01:03:00.480 Yeah.

01:03:00.720 How'd that go?

01:03:02.260 Here's the funny thing.

01:03:03.160 They want that question.

01:03:04.460 And this is like, I've done one of those.

01:03:07.080 I've done one of those corporate trainings where they made you walk across the room for whatever

01:03:11.420 to discover biases and do this.

01:03:13.460 Humiliating, humiliation experience. 0.99

01:03:16.040 It's to break white people. 0.99

01:03:17.280 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:03:17.640 It's to break you.

01:03:19.080 And I obviously wasn't broke.

01:03:20.540 Here I am.

01:03:22.000 But the whole thing of that is they want you to picture being a black person or a white

01:03:27.120 person, right?

01:03:27.700 And it's like, well, it's probably easier to get help as a white person, right? 0.83

01:03:30.680 You know, I wouldn't want to be a black person in a white neighborhood. 0.99

01:03:33.420 But they don't want you to think too much about the neighborhoods.

01:03:36.460 Yeah.

01:03:36.780 They don't want you to go, wait, that white neighborhood, they're probably pretty nice.

01:03:40.540 Flat tire in the suburbs?

01:03:41.800 Hey, oh, Mike's got a jack.

01:03:43.520 Let's go.

01:03:44.240 Yeah.

01:03:45.700 So they don't want you to think about that too much.

01:03:47.540 But I know what neighborhood I'd like to be in.

01:03:49.580 Yeah, me too.

01:03:50.460 I know which neighborhood's probably nicer.

01:03:52.100 But if you were the one guy standing on the other side of that in the whole thing and

01:03:56.120 just starting a debate, like you'd be on an HR, like they'd write you down, there'd

01:03:59.800 be a footnote on your folder.

01:04:01.340 And then if you can get fired for anything in the next 18 months, you're fired.

01:04:05.180 They'll take it.

01:04:05.840 Yeah, they'll take it.

01:04:06.540 And you're the problem.

01:04:07.260 And then everyone else after that is thinking the same way.

01:04:10.040 So people, corporations and universities pay thousands of thousands of dollars to have

01:04:14.920 some 105 IQ black woman come in and do this exercise with you. 1.00

01:04:22.940 They pay thousands for the privilege to teach you this shit. 1.00

01:04:25.960 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:26.760 So reject that.

01:04:29.160 Yeah, exactly.

01:04:30.460 Moving on.

01:04:31.180 This next part of Urban, this next page of Urban Decay is like the theme is everyone's 0.63

01:04:35.840 making excuses for black crime. 0.95

01:04:38.120 Okay. 0.97

01:04:38.340 Uh, so the first one, the guy was in 135 mile per hour, uh, police chase and then the

01:04:44.820 helicopter crashed and two cops died.

01:04:47.340 Yeah.

01:04:47.800 So this is actually kind of an interesting story.

01:04:49.960 Uh, this guy was fleeing from the police in Baton Rouge.

01:04:53.560 He, uh, it was like two in the morning to three in the morning where he was fleeing from

01:04:57.760 police.

01:04:58.000 He was going up to 135 miles an hour in his car driving away.

01:05:01.400 He lost the police, but then he ran out of gas and like abandoned his car and had someone

01:05:06.900 help him go get gas and blah, blah, blah, come back.

01:05:09.860 But the chase itself prompted a police helicopter into the air.

01:05:15.380 The police helicopter was trying to find him crashed.

01:05:19.500 So two policemen died trying to get this guy running from the cops, trying to get this

01:05:23.760 guy who was running from the cops on Twitter and so blaming the cops.

01:05:26.980 And so he got charged with murder to X because, uh, it was two in the morning.

01:05:31.940 The police chopper wasn't out just, uh, and I assume that actually, I don't know that for

01:05:36.320 a fact, but the police chopper is not just out at 2 AM going, who do we got?

01:05:39.260 What are we waiting for?

01:05:40.360 So the police chopper lifted off because of this guy.

01:05:42.800 He gets charged with murder.

01:05:44.180 Here's one of the tweets in a reply just from some dummy.

01:05:48.220 It goes, if he could be charged with murder because they decided to pursue him, what is

01:05:52.140 the holdup for the reparations that he is missing?

01:05:54.160 So he won't have to commit crimes in the first place.

01:05:56.480 Oh, that's so true.

01:05:57.840 Oh God.

01:05:58.500 Brilliant.

01:05:58.920 Would you run from the cops if he had reparations?

01:06:00.940 Well, you know, whenever I don't have money, I need to flee the scene of a crash at 135

01:06:07.200 miles an hour.

01:06:07.920 That's my immediate instinct when I'm broke.

01:06:10.280 It's not like, how do I get a job?

01:06:12.120 How do I get the next, how do I pay rent?

01:06:14.320 It's always flee from the scene of a crime at 135 miles an hour.

01:06:17.460 That you were involved in.

01:06:18.220 Yeah.

01:06:18.440 Exactly.

01:06:18.840 That you caused.

01:06:19.900 So that's kind of my take, my point, which mimetic Sisyphus again brought this to our

01:06:24.460 attention.

01:06:25.260 He did.

01:06:26.380 Are there any other tweets?

01:06:28.380 No, no other tweets about that. 0.98

01:06:30.640 But there was, I think a page full of like dumb tweets. 0.98

01:06:33.500 Yeah. 0.96

01:06:33.800 Basically the whole thing was he shouldn't be charged for this.

01:06:35.960 He shouldn't be blah, blah, blah.

01:06:36.920 They shouldn't have pursued him.

01:06:38.240 Exactly.

01:06:38.420 They shouldn't be chasing criminals.

01:06:40.060 It's the cops fault for pursuing that crime.

01:06:42.580 Yeah.

01:06:43.160 Next, there was a tweet, a thread about how crime in New York City is bad because the

01:06:50.180 libraries are closed.

01:06:51.460 Well, it was a quote tweet of this original tweet.

01:06:53.860 It said, Eyewitness News tweets, NYC public libraries could close on weekends due to possible

01:06:59.440 Adams administration budget cuts.

01:07:01.200 You know, they're spending so much on illegal aliens that are being sent up there, illegal

01:07:05.240 immigrants.

01:07:06.020 And so, you know, the budget's a little tight in New York. 0.99

01:07:08.900 And then some random guy goes, this is fucking unacceptable in the wealthiest city in the 0.99

01:07:13.920 nation, in the heart of fucking global capital. 1.00

01:07:16.840 The black cop mayor is stealing money from libraries to give to cops so they can arrest 1.00

01:07:21.560 black kids who have nowhere to go so he can go on TV and complain about crime. 0.99

01:07:25.980 Yeah, which is interesting because you know how it goes. 0.97

01:07:31.760 Let's go to the library.

01:07:33.200 Door's locked.

01:07:34.260 It's closed on Saturday.

01:07:36.720 Time to go.

01:07:37.680 Let's go do some crime. 0.72

01:07:39.280 Let's go rob the bodega.

01:07:40.720 So the crime's bad because the kids can't go to the library to hang out.

01:07:44.880 But then you think, wait a sec, isn't the literacy rate horrible in New York City?

01:07:50.520 I looked at some of the stats.

01:07:51.840 85% of eighth graders can't do math.

01:07:54.500 82% of eighth graders can't read at the proper level.

01:07:58.800 So yeah, they love renting DVDs at the library.

01:08:01.900 Yeah, it's because the libraries aren't closed where everyone loves to hang out and learn

01:08:06.080 probably.

01:08:06.720 And we'll say the mimetic Sisyphus, his quote tweet on this, which is how we found it.

01:08:12.060 In the progressive mind, there are a large amount of young black kids who would have 0.80

01:08:15.580 avoided a life of crime if only the library was open a few extra hours.

01:08:19.540 Meanwhile, like multiple schools have a 0% literacy rate where no one could read.

01:08:24.500 Like they're forced to go there for eight hours a day and they still can't read.

01:08:27.520 And you think like the library on Saturday is the answer to stopping crime.

01:08:31.140 What do they do all day in school if you can't read?

01:08:33.980 Like that was the thing we talked about before on the show.

01:08:35.800 I think they play on their phones discreetly.

01:08:36.940 They go on TikTok and they vape, I think.

01:08:39.020 Yeah, I think it's all vaping.

01:08:40.180 It's all the next bathroom vape break.

01:08:42.100 Yeah.

01:08:42.500 And then TikTok and then they probably fight or like start fights or like plan fights.

01:08:46.760 Yeah.

01:08:46.960 And then the whole no child left behind thing, do you think that sounds like reasonable?

01:08:52.360 Like, oh, yeah.

01:08:52.980 No child should get left behind, right?

01:08:54.520 No child left behind.

01:08:55.300 And then all you're doing is removing the standards.

01:08:57.460 So it's like in a world maybe 20 years ago where if a seventh grader can't read, they do

01:09:03.240 seventh grade over again until they can read.

01:09:05.720 And instead, now it's no child left behind.

01:09:07.860 That kid just gets sent through.

01:09:09.480 And now you have kids in high school who can't, literally can't read.

01:09:13.020 So you can't teach them and you have like this whole problematic group of people who

01:09:17.420 are like stuck progressing, even though they're not progressing.

01:09:20.580 And it's like, imagine having someone in your class who can't read, can't do anything.

01:09:24.460 You're in a math class where they're using letters in math now.

01:09:28.020 You got to algebra, right?

01:09:29.900 Johnny has 10 apples and you're like, who?

01:09:32.680 And you can't read and you're doing algebra.

01:09:35.240 And it's like, what do you think that kid's like helping the class?

01:09:37.780 Or do you think he's an absolute just a monster? 1.00

01:09:41.360 Like being like, fuck this. 1.00

01:09:42.620 Like, yeah, I'm frustrated. 1.00

01:09:44.280 Exactly.

01:09:44.640 And like causing the other students not to learn, you know?

01:09:46.840 And the no child left behind makes it seem like it's the one kid who would have got left

01:09:50.860 back who's not now not being left behind.

01:09:52.760 And it's actually all the kids.

01:09:54.620 No child left behind is actually multiple.

01:09:56.660 And it's just like justifying. 1.00

01:09:58.380 They're all stupid now. 1.00

01:09:59.540 They're all stupid. 1.00

01:10:00.340 No one can read. 1.00

01:10:01.020 And they're all going through the next level.

01:10:02.700 Imagine going like on like a test day and going through the tests of like, say, like a

01:10:07.120 sophomore in high school.

01:10:08.220 And it's like, and it's just nonsense.

01:10:10.200 It's hieroglyphics to you.

01:10:11.580 And you're looking at it like, oh, my gosh, this is real nonsense.

01:10:14.540 And then you look up and you see the teachers and the students realize that they know, you

01:10:18.160 know, and they all start circling and closing in on you because, you know, the secret.

01:10:23.240 Oh, man.

01:10:24.280 Yeah.

01:10:24.640 So that's why all the stuff in Target's behind the glass now.

01:10:28.060 Exactly.

01:10:29.060 Exactly.

01:10:29.880 So, yeah, I mean, it was the police's fault for chasing the helicopter.

01:10:33.660 They shouldn't have done that.

01:10:34.500 They should have let him get away with the crime.

01:10:35.700 And then, you know, the library's fault for all the youth crime in New York.

01:10:39.620 So sorry, guys.

01:10:41.020 We failed you.

01:10:41.660 We have more.

01:10:42.280 We have a whole nother page of more excuses for these crimes.

01:10:46.620 Alabama mass shooting.

01:10:48.300 Didn't hear much about this in the news.

01:10:50.040 We talked about it last week a little bit.

01:10:51.660 A little bit.

01:10:51.960 Yeah.

01:10:52.120 So it's getting zero news coverage, but some facts are coming out that are, like, more

01:10:57.020 crazy, right?

01:10:58.420 Yeah.

01:10:58.740 So we're having a chance to look at it.

01:11:02.000 Mass shootings, right?

01:11:03.740 How many mass shootings have three guys, you know?

01:11:07.440 Very few.

01:11:08.180 You had the homies, and it was like, yeah, we could do a mass shooting. 1.00

01:11:11.800 Like, let's light it up.

01:11:13.080 So that's crazy.

01:11:14.060 That doesn't happen in very many cultures.

01:11:15.400 The last dual mass shooter was probably Columbine or something, right? 0.94

01:11:18.800 Yeah, and that was multiple.

01:11:19.780 I don't remember.

01:11:20.360 Um, and so four children dead and 32 injured at a Sweet 16 party.

01:11:26.960 Um, 32 injured and four dead makes it sound like they just, like, tried to mow everyone

01:11:31.720 down and do a massacre and kill everybody. 0.83

01:11:33.840 They were doing this. 1.00

01:11:34.640 They were letting the recoil determine who got shot next.

01:11:37.360 Yeah.

01:11:37.840 Um, and so 89 rounds were fired from seven different guns.

01:11:42.660 So they were, like, switching guns, doing a mass shooting at this, uh, Sweet 16 party.

01:11:48.240 Anti-gun people, David Hogg, haven't seen David, haven't seen David, uh, Kamala.

01:11:54.740 Those were illegal guns, too.

01:11:56.120 Of course.

01:11:56.900 Of course.

01:11:57.520 Um, so nobody cares about it.

01:11:59.900 When there's a white on-

01:12:00.620 32 injured. 0.99

01:12:01.660 There's a white on black shooting. 0.87

01:12:02.880 It's just, show up at they house. 0.97

01:12:05.540 Yeah.

01:12:06.020 When there's this, it's, oh, I don't, I don't know.

01:12:09.000 Well, yeah, we don't know what happened.

01:12:10.260 The library closed early, so they had to shoot.

01:12:13.640 They had nowhere to go.

01:12:14.920 So, yeah, I mean, just insane.

01:12:17.080 And we obviously know this.

01:12:18.720 We're beating a dead horse here.

01:12:20.040 The media does what the media does.

01:12:22.240 It's your job to talk about this to your friends and small red pill people. 1.00

01:12:27.100 So, you know, well, why didn't that get any coverage? 0.98

01:12:29.280 You know, me and Fleckus, we've been watching, paying attention to the, to the bullshit playbook 0.88

01:12:33.340 with our, uh, John Nata sunglasses on for 10 years, you know? 0.94

01:12:38.260 Yeah.

01:12:38.540 And so it's like, when these things happen, you have to point them out to your normie

01:12:42.820 friends a little bit.

01:12:43.960 Like, do you hear about that?

01:12:45.280 Yeah.

01:12:45.880 32 shots.

01:12:46.020 Why do you think we didn't hear about that?

01:12:47.420 Why do you think, shouldn't MSNBC be leading with that?

01:12:50.680 And then once you open their eyes to it, like, not only is the media lying, they're also

01:12:55.440 lying by omission, things that they're not talking about.

01:12:58.220 That's a huge part of it.

01:12:59.160 You open your eyes to it, and then you're like, that you go from trusting to zero.

01:13:03.540 Trust, even if it's true.

01:13:05.240 Like, all right, now, whenever the CNN tells me something, I don't even know if that's

01:13:08.640 true.

01:13:08.940 What are they hiding?

01:13:09.580 What are they not telling us?

01:13:10.940 Like, that is a really big red pill for people.

01:13:13.060 And then in regards to that, I actually wrote this down last week, um, because the censorship

01:13:20.560 version too, a lot of times you think of censorship on social media or whatever as like, I say this

01:13:27.400 fact about COVID, this medicine will work.

01:13:29.540 Right.

01:13:29.940 And they're saying it won't work.

01:13:31.780 Like, uh, and they just delete me, delete my post and say, no, no, no, whatever.

01:13:36.200 But they also do it for things that make other people look bad.

01:13:40.280 Like the, they'd love to censor that, like the four drag queen dudes saying, all white 1.00

01:13:46.080 people are racist. 0.87

01:13:46.600 They love for that, not to get the spread.

01:13:48.580 Cause a lot of times these people have these Marxist ideologies, right?

01:13:52.420 And then they, and like what you learn in a classroom, Marxist wise, they don't go that

01:13:57.740 far, but your brain does, right? 0.99

01:13:59.900 If you're on Marxism, your brain on Marxism, you'll go, yeah, all white people are racist. 0.99

01:14:04.220 You'll make that jump. 0.94

01:14:05.480 The academics won't, but they don't want you to see that piece, you know?

01:14:08.800 So that's another version of censorship by omission, I guess.

01:14:12.620 Like they want you to keep, to keep that down.

01:14:15.300 Whereas they don't, they don't most traditionally think of it as censoring like a fact or something, 0.95

01:14:20.140 but they limit distribution on shit that makes that side look terrible too. 0.97

01:14:24.360 Yeah. 0.98

01:14:24.720 So the Marxist students going out and exclaiming, it's like, that's what happens, but they don't

01:14:30.560 necessarily want to promote that, but they know that's going to happen.

01:14:32.880 They want that to happen.

01:14:33.880 Exactly.

01:14:34.680 Let's go to the kid stealing the car.

01:14:37.860 Little businessman.

01:14:38.940 Here's a little businessman.

01:14:45.840 Bro, he's not going in, bro. 1.00

01:14:47.300 I just want to watch this shit, bro. 1.00

01:14:50.500 So I guess the library's closed. 1.00

01:14:53.240 He just tried to go to the New York Public Library.

01:14:56.060 Door was locked. 0.86

01:14:56.920 He goes, what the hell?

01:14:59.400 Now he's got something going here.

01:15:02.400 He's kind of like a little entrepreneur.

01:15:04.320 Yeah.

01:15:06.420 He's kind of an engineer.

01:15:09.420 He likes to work with cars.

01:15:11.120 He works well under pressure.

01:15:13.540 The willingness to film yourself doing a felony is a little bit of a red flag.

01:15:21.100 And he gets the car on in 42 seconds.

01:15:25.220 That's not, that's not a bad, that's a little bit of a resume.

01:15:27.920 That's a skill, I guess.

01:15:29.000 Yeah, I'm an engineer.

01:15:29.740 I like to work with cars.

01:15:31.020 I do well under pressure.

01:15:32.620 He's got, he's got something going for him in a different world.

01:15:35.540 Yeah.

01:15:36.160 And then the cops. 0.94

01:15:37.040 Clown world. 0.74

01:15:37.540 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:38.340 The cops will probably show up and then just leave and not arrest anyone.

01:15:41.140 We noticed that in New Orleans too.

01:15:42.720 We have like this funny running joke.

01:15:44.480 Whenever you see a cop interaction with someone who probably should be arrested, it's always,

01:15:48.980 is they let them go and they're like, we got to go uptown somewhere else to let someone

01:15:53.280 else go.

01:15:54.060 Yeah.

01:15:54.400 We'll go let someone else go somewhere else.

01:15:56.560 You know, we don't have time for this.

01:15:58.740 So that was pretty good.

01:15:59.840 That kid's got, that kid's going places.

01:16:01.620 Bright future in front of him.

01:16:02.620 In and out, in and out of the pen.

01:16:04.660 There was a John Doyle tweet that I thought was pretty interesting.

01:16:08.800 He was talking about like crime and looking up to certain people in society.

01:16:13.140 What is it? 0.98

01:16:13.820 He said for white kids to stop imitating the behavior of black gangsters, I wish we could 1.00

01:16:18.200 bring back cowboys, Vikings, knights, mobsters, et cetera, and pop culture all provide the general 0.97

01:16:23.580 violence and aesthetics, which are attractive yet also retain varying degrees of honor slash

01:16:27.640 class, which thugs don't.

01:16:29.840 Which is very true.

01:16:30.940 We noticed that with the thugs, it's like, they'll, they'll stomp your head. 0.87

01:16:34.760 They'll kick you when you're unconscious. 1.00

01:16:36.160 They'll just keep punching your dead body. 0.99

01:16:38.840 But there is some honor and integrity and cowboys and mobsters and Vikings. 0.99

01:16:43.840 Yeah.

01:16:44.040 Which is lacking.

01:16:45.140 So it's like, if you're going to look up to some sort of villain type or, you know,

01:16:49.120 violent person, it'd be a nice look up to a violent person with some honor.

01:16:53.160 Yeah.

01:16:53.460 It's like a code.

01:16:54.500 It's like a known, and I mean, this is obviously cinematography.

01:16:57.780 This is the movies, but like Tony Soprano, it's like, you know, they don't go after families,

01:17:01.840 Karm.

01:17:02.240 You know, they don't attack families.

01:17:03.720 And then it's like Chicago three-year-old shot.

01:17:06.460 Yeah.

01:17:06.960 Like three-year-old shot, six-year-old, blah, blah, blah.

01:17:09.900 Just driving, you know?

01:17:11.960 Exactly.

01:17:12.560 All right.

01:17:12.840 Speaking of that, right?

01:17:13.760 Do we want to move to the...

01:17:15.180 We're running out of time.

01:17:16.920 Okay.

01:17:17.340 Which clip is it?

01:17:18.560 I was going to say the Chicago teens who face a misdemeanor charge after killing a baby

01:17:23.220 with a stolen car.

01:17:24.220 Yeah.

01:17:24.580 You see that one?

01:17:25.080 So, kids stole a car, they crashed it, and they killed a baby, and then they got off on...

01:17:31.180 They got released immediately, and a misdemeanor.

01:17:33.820 So, they stole a car, killed a baby, misdemeanor, they're underage.

01:17:38.260 And so, we were talking about this off screen a little bit, and it's just like, yo, you know

01:17:43.540 how the white guy shot the black kid at his door, and he was 85 years old and scared and

01:17:48.540 didn't know what was happening? 0.91

01:17:49.360 And they immediately protested him and blah, blah, blah, just because of the race.

01:17:53.200 It's like, an instance like this is legitimately what you would need a protest for, right?

01:17:58.240 Yeah.

01:17:58.520 Like, a horrible miscarriage of justice, two teenagers who knew exactly what they were

01:18:02.700 doing with stealing a car and driving fast.

01:18:05.180 They know it's not GTA, they know what they're doing is wrong, and they kill someone, and

01:18:09.180 they get the, like, oh, suspended sentence, or misdemeanor, or maybe a year in juvie until

01:18:13.680 you turn 18, and...

01:18:14.980 Yeah.

01:18:15.520 Like, this is a situation where people should really go to jail.

01:18:18.480 Yeah.

01:18:18.760 You know?

01:18:19.160 And so...

01:18:19.520 And actually have a protest and actually be upset. 0.72

01:18:21.740 But if it's a black person getting let go, that's good. 1.00

01:18:25.320 Don't worry about it. 0.99

01:18:25.900 Because there's so many black people locked up, so, like, that's good. 1.00

01:18:28.680 It's like a win for them. 0.94

01:18:29.860 Exactly.

01:18:30.140 They do a crime, they kill someone, and them getting let go is a win in their mind, which

01:18:34.940 is actually crazy. 0.99

01:18:35.960 Backards. 1.00

01:18:36.740 Very backards. 0.92

01:18:37.540 All right, let's move on to Uplifting Gold.

01:18:38.900 We can't get too down and too depressed.

01:18:41.320 If you guys are watching at this point...

01:18:43.060 I never get that depressed.

01:18:44.400 Neither do I.

01:18:44.980 Like, I laugh at it, and I look, and, you know, but...

01:18:49.300 Yeah.

01:18:49.720 I know what you mean.

01:18:50.560 I just say that.

01:18:52.480 And we also...

01:18:53.440 It's nice to show uplifting things to not get too down for them.

01:18:58.580 I don't get down.

01:19:00.340 100%.

01:19:00.660 But if we had a show of just all negative stuff, it'd be like, yo, you guys are really

01:19:05.640 making people feel bad.

01:19:07.080 Yeah.

01:19:07.960 But we're making people laugh, too, right?

01:19:09.560 We're making people laugh, too.

01:19:09.800 Isn't that kind of the point?

01:19:10.880 And we're showing the stories that don't get told, and we end it with uplifting stuff

01:19:14.600 that's cultural, that makes everyone feel better, and leave on a positive note.

01:19:19.220 Smart.

01:19:19.820 But if you're, like, the majority of the people who stop watching by halfway, you just get

01:19:24.220 depressed every week.

01:19:25.420 Oh, you get the good stuff, right?

01:19:26.840 Yeah.

01:19:27.040 Yeah, exactly.

01:19:27.840 All right, let's go to...

01:19:29.300 We have a basketball part of Uplifting Gold, the kid who makes the shot while the band's

01:19:33.660 going by.

01:19:34.720 Oh, yeah.

01:19:35.720 This is good.

01:19:36.720 Kid in his driveway.

01:19:38.120 Shooting hoops, not on his computer.

01:19:44.540 He makes it.

01:19:49.540 And then the band plays.

01:19:51.020 That's a great experience.

01:19:52.340 That's Americana, baby.

01:19:53.380 That's Americana.

01:19:54.040 Now, let's go to the basketball miracle ending.

01:19:56.300 This is a crazy ending.

01:19:57.500 Seven to score.

01:19:58.620 Four-point difference.

01:20:00.240 Five-point-two left.

01:20:01.340 Five-point-two seconds left.

01:20:04.720 Inbound.

01:20:05.420 Swirling around.

01:20:06.240 Jump shot.

01:20:07.200 It's good!

01:20:08.340 Makes it.

01:20:09.140 Immediate turnaround three.

01:20:10.660 Cuts it to one.

01:20:11.940 And then JCU has it.

01:20:13.700 Floater.

01:20:14.420 It's good!

01:20:15.520 It's good!

01:20:16.660 Jason Patel!

01:20:17.920 That's a buzzer!

01:20:19.240 And JCU!

01:20:20.220 That might be the best ending in the game ever.

01:20:22.780 That might be.

01:20:23.760 Because I've never seen a game that close, that fast.

01:20:26.200 Me either.

01:20:26.440 Four-point swing, five-point swing.

01:20:28.140 In five-point-two seconds?

01:20:29.240 Yeah, that was crazy.

01:20:29.940 That was really crazy.

01:20:32.540 All right, let's move on.

01:20:33.540 You play basketball?

01:20:34.140 You good at basketball?

01:20:35.120 I played when I was little, and then for one winter season, I did wrestling instead.

01:20:40.060 I didn't like basketball.

01:20:41.160 Yeah.

01:20:41.560 Too bulky.

01:20:42.860 I was a little bulky.

01:20:43.760 And then I played when I was little, and I was good, and we had a hoop at our house, and

01:20:47.040 I would always play.

01:20:48.980 But I never got into the point where you have plays.

01:20:52.640 Where you're actually good.

01:20:53.500 It was just kids running around shooting.

01:20:55.180 I played when I was up until sixth grade.

01:20:57.020 Okay.

01:20:57.480 Okay.

01:20:57.780 That's fine.

01:20:57.980 But I'm athletic.

01:20:59.060 Oh, okay.

01:20:59.380 I can move on the court.

01:21:01.140 Okay, okay.

01:21:02.160 I thought this was uplifting gold.

01:21:04.000 Yeah.

01:21:04.540 I'm trying to be positive about it.

01:21:06.840 The guy who says no to Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:21:09.620 Love this guy.

01:21:11.040 Yeah, I'm going to ask some people some questions.

01:21:12.480 Spanish and English.

01:21:14.120 Let's go.

01:21:15.560 And especially, even in my school, it's so sad how they implemented all that, like, that 0.96

01:21:20.320 gay and trans.

01:21:21.460 How do you feel?

01:21:22.400 As a kid, how do you feel?

01:21:23.500 What do you want to do?

01:21:25.660 I want to, like, live a kid as long as I, like, it's, because I'm ready, like, time is

01:21:30.400 going by so fast, and I don't want to grow up in a world where I can't even, I look at

01:21:34.200 someone, I'm like, someone on the street, and I wonder, oh, are they, are they, like, you

01:21:38.880 know, all those different type of flags or, you know.

01:21:41.700 But, genders. 0.57

01:21:43.560 And I'm going to, I don't, yeah.

01:21:45.240 You are basically saying you just want to live your life as a kid.

01:21:48.280 Yeah.

01:21:48.600 And I don't want to have all that.

01:21:50.540 Like, it's so sad how they implemented already.

01:21:52.580 Kids in my class, there's, like, two kids in my class who say, oh, they're lesbian, and 0.69

01:21:57.300 they identify as, like, furries or animals.

01:21:59.680 And it's, like, sad how.

01:22:01.340 Yeah.

01:22:01.820 Stepping up.

01:22:02.620 Based.

01:22:03.280 An abomination.

01:22:04.160 His kids aren't doing crimes.

01:22:06.020 You know what?

01:22:06.460 I love that.

01:22:07.480 Me too. 1.00

01:22:07.820 And it's just, like, you know, go shit on their little parade, their little stupid thing 1.00

01:22:13.220 that they're doing. 1.00

01:22:14.020 He's not bothering anybody.

01:22:15.620 Like, obviously he is.

01:22:17.240 But, like, he's not doing anything illegal.

01:22:18.960 He's just saying his piece, and then he's going to leave. 1.00

01:22:21.000 He's saying his piece to all the masked parents who suck and brought their kids to some stupid 1.00

01:22:25.620 thing for no educational value to hear a fat guy talk about two mommies and two daddies. 1.00

01:22:30.820 Like, come on. 0.99

01:22:32.140 A fat guy in glam makeup. 0.96

01:22:33.740 Exactly. 0.99

01:22:34.200 Got to give a shout out to the guy who's going to stand up and talk shit directly calmly 0.99

01:22:37.320 to their faces. 0.99

01:22:38.540 Yeah.

01:22:38.860 That's so key.

01:22:39.900 We'll send you a bass mug if that's you, sir.

01:22:41.780 Yeah.

01:22:42.700 Missed the pitch for gender reveal.

01:22:45.080 This one's old, but, you know.

01:22:46.540 I never saw it.

01:22:47.860 This guy's doing a gender reveal. 0.50

01:22:48.900 His wife tees him up, and he takes the pitch.

01:22:51.820 He takes the pitch.

01:22:53.800 That's pretty good.

01:22:55.620 And I bet the kid will be not that athletic.

01:22:58.260 She gets mad.

01:22:59.100 He threw it at my chest.

01:23:01.740 And she did.

01:23:02.380 She botched it.

01:23:03.020 But, you know, come on.

01:23:03.800 Swing away, Meryl. 1.00

01:23:04.760 You don't get another chance at this.

01:23:06.440 I have a psyop theory.

01:23:08.180 Okay.

01:23:08.460 Remember, like, a year or two ago when gender reveals were really popular, and everyone 0.70

01:23:13.240 was saying how cringe they were?

01:23:14.740 Yes.

01:23:15.040 And everyone got made fun of for doing gender reveals? 0.51

01:23:17.100 Yeah.

01:23:17.400 Over the top, like, shooting a gun at a Tannerite thing that exploded blue.

01:23:21.300 It's too much, right?

01:23:22.080 Oh, you're doing too much of the gender reveals. 1.00

01:23:23.520 That could have been a psyop to get us thinking gender reveals were cringe so we don't genderize 0.87

01:23:30.340 the kids.

01:23:31.800 Because those people doing gender reveals, like, you have a girl. 0.52

01:23:34.360 Yeah.

01:23:34.780 You have a boy.

01:23:35.760 A boy, you know, you're raising a boy.

01:23:37.640 But now what they want people to do is be like, oh, I don't know what he is until he tells

01:23:41.740 me.

01:23:42.320 Yeah.

01:23:42.680 So it's like if they make gender reveals cringe, it's easier for them to say, oh, gender 0.87

01:23:48.040 reveals are cringe.

01:23:48.940 And obviously we don't know what the gender is until the kid tells us.

01:23:52.300 Yeah.

01:23:53.220 Second part.

01:23:54.020 Obviously we don't know.

01:23:55.080 So it's like a slippery slope.

01:23:56.600 I get you.

01:23:57.140 They put you on the slope and they grease it up a little bit.

01:24:00.080 Oh, yeah.

01:24:00.400 It could help society in their mind to help make society how they want it.

01:24:06.480 So it's like, oh, yeah, gender reveals are cringe. 0.99

01:24:08.100 And obviously we don't know the gender yet.

01:24:10.340 But also the alternate point to that is that I don't think gender reveal parties were ever

01:24:14.380 big before like 2014.

01:24:17.360 Right.

01:24:17.660 Or even more recent.

01:24:19.060 Did they kind of pop out of nowhere?

01:24:19.920 Yeah, they did.

01:24:20.520 They did.

01:24:21.040 So.

01:24:21.680 All right.

01:24:22.080 Let's move on.

01:24:23.900 The skier falls into the sinkhole.

01:24:25.520 That was a crazy clip from this week.

01:24:27.680 Yeah.

01:24:27.880 It's going downhill.

01:24:28.700 I guess it's a glacier is what they say.

01:24:31.440 Yeah.

01:24:33.060 He falls in.

01:24:35.680 And he starts getting eaten up by it.

01:24:42.100 Wow.

01:24:43.100 He's OK.

01:24:43.980 I don't know who gets him out.

01:24:45.920 He just takes the skis off and walks out.

01:24:47.980 Does he?

01:24:48.720 I think.

01:24:50.040 How?

01:24:50.640 Where is the stairs?

01:24:52.000 He just kind of come out the way you came in.

01:24:54.440 OK.

01:24:54.980 I'll take your word on that one.

01:24:57.080 All right.

01:24:57.600 Let's do the grandpa does the dice snap. 0.76

01:25:00.220 This is funny.

01:25:01.500 See that?

01:25:02.640 Star.

01:25:04.160 Plus.

01:25:04.520 I didn't do it.

01:25:08.480 That's exactly what you're doing.

01:25:10.800 Don't teach him that.

01:25:12.220 I just don't do a lot of the dice.

01:25:13.840 I just don't do a lot of the dice.

01:25:14.780 Four, five, six.

01:25:16.040 Yeah.

01:25:16.600 Don't teach him that.

01:25:17.940 That's funny.

01:25:18.660 We grew up.

01:25:19.540 I grew up playing dice a lot.

01:25:21.200 I never did.

01:25:21.940 I never had that sound.

01:25:22.980 There was one time at Brady's house where his parents were away and we had like a day

01:25:28.120 party on like Saturday and his parents were out of town and I had a fake fur coat.

01:25:34.600 I had we were drinking 40s.

01:25:37.440 Of course.

01:25:38.280 I had we had dice.

01:25:40.180 We were rolling.

01:25:41.320 I had fake jewelry.

01:25:42.820 Me and the boys.

01:25:43.800 We were rolling dice in the street.

01:25:46.100 My car had subwoofers in it.

01:25:48.000 So we had the trunk up and we're playing music in a fake fur coat rolling dice in the street.

01:25:53.460 Hot hand in a dice game.

01:25:54.820 Yeah.

01:25:55.180 It was pretty funny.

01:25:56.340 Yeah.

01:25:56.500 It was at Brady's house when his parents were out of town one time.

01:25:58.640 Um, and also my parents like fought me so hard to not get subwoofers in the car and I

01:26:04.500 was like begging them.

01:26:05.520 I did whatever I could and I eventually convinced them by basically saying like, if I get, if

01:26:09.900 I get into college for football and I get accepted before senior year, I get to get speakers

01:26:14.240 and they're like, fine, you guys were right.

01:26:17.000 I was wrong about that.

01:26:18.420 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:18.800 Subwoofers were stupid. 1.00

01:26:20.020 I should not have had them. 1.00

01:26:21.160 It shook the whole car.

01:26:22.220 Couldn't even enjoy the music.

01:26:23.700 Wasn't very cool.

01:26:24.720 That was a huge thing for our age though, to get obnoxious subwoofers.

01:26:28.780 Yeah.

01:26:29.900 Custom speakers.

01:26:30.960 I don't know why.

01:26:31.720 I don't know why either, but it was very embarrassing.

01:26:34.340 So to my parents, I'm sorry.

01:26:36.080 You were right.

01:26:36.680 I was wrong.

01:26:37.460 Once again, subwoofers were not a good idea.

01:26:40.620 Personal apology.

01:26:41.640 Yeah.

01:26:42.220 At the end of the show.

01:26:43.540 All right.

01:26:43.780 Well, that's the end of Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 79.

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01:26:50.160 No, no, I don't.

01:26:51.660 Okay.

01:26:51.920 Alex Stein does a freestyle before the end of every show.

01:26:54.960 Yep.

01:26:55.380 He does.

01:26:55.560 Which is like my nightmare because I like to script what I write.

01:26:59.100 And script what I say.

01:27:00.560 I would not want to do a freestyle.

01:27:02.320 Yep.

01:27:02.780 Okay.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 28, 2023

REAL FAKE RACISM

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