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00:00:18.860 Today on the show, Jonah Hill's ex leaked some texts.

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00:00:30.300 Then after that, trans people continue to do whatever they want.

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00:02:43.820 There's obviously going to be no doppelgangers this week.

00:02:45.940 We're going to do those on Fridays.

00:02:46.880 But if we were to do doppelgangers, we have a couple.

00:02:50.140 Me as the garbage man.

00:02:52.060 Yeah.

00:02:52.360 This, I would say, arguably, is the closest to your actual face that I've ever seen.

00:02:57.680 That actually looks – I'm looking at it from an angle and it's kind of a glare in the computer.

00:03:01.460 And I'm pretty sure that's me.

00:03:03.180 Yeah.

00:03:03.420 Especially this part right here.

00:03:05.100 Exactly.

00:03:05.500 Like this.

00:03:06.740 Exactly.

00:03:07.060 Like the chipmunk cheeks and the stupid fat head and the round.

00:03:10.360 You're nailing it.

00:03:11.400 Yeah.

00:03:12.380 And then –

00:03:13.220 That actually – that guy comes from where I come from.

00:03:15.700 I know.

00:03:16.060 It's scary.

00:03:16.780 That's your stock.

00:03:18.060 Should we contact him?

00:03:20.940 Let's just leave it.

00:03:22.020 Let's just run parallel lives and see where you both end up at the end.

00:03:24.920 Just call them and be like, hey, man, bad news.

00:03:26.620 Yeah.

00:03:27.020 You look exactly like this fat fuck YouTuber.

00:03:29.740 And then I'm also this ad on this bank.

00:03:32.120 Yeah.

00:03:32.420 Bank login screen.

00:03:33.900 It's you.

00:03:34.540 But I think it's black you.

00:03:35.940 And then we have – this is one you got.

00:03:39.160 Yeah.

00:03:39.380 That's you.

00:03:40.020 Richard Rampoite.

00:03:40.320 Don't say it was one you got as if it's not exactly you.

00:03:43.000 You had a child with this Hispanic woman?

00:03:45.840 Latino.

00:03:46.380 Yeah.

00:03:47.060 Yeah.

00:03:47.420 That's nice.

00:03:48.100 I know.

00:03:48.480 So much for having blonde kids?

00:03:51.120 Gone.

00:03:52.700 Brown on brown.

00:03:53.740 Brown eyes and brown hair.

00:03:55.400 See you, Norwegian.

00:03:56.380 See you, Mr. Scandi.

00:03:59.220 Yeah.

00:03:59.720 All right.

00:04:00.620 Let's get into some action.

00:04:01.940 We have a really good housekeeping.

00:04:03.420 It's a very important housekeeping.

00:04:04.980 We have a lot to get to today.

00:04:06.740 So are you ready?

00:04:07.620 Yeah.

00:04:07.840 Keep fluffing it up.

00:04:09.000 All right.

00:04:09.580 The first thing, Joe Biden went to the beach over the weekend.

00:04:12.860 Yeah.

00:04:13.440 You want to just play it in the background?

00:04:14.740 Yeah.

00:04:14.940 It's playing here.

00:04:15.780 Joe Biden at the beach.

00:04:16.680 I'm going to say this.

00:04:18.480 Pros and cons.

00:04:19.860 You can't just be anti-Joe Biden over everything.

00:04:22.500 Of course.

00:04:23.400 Number one, it's good to see that he's able to walk on sand.

00:04:28.420 True.

00:04:29.040 That's not easy.

00:04:30.780 That's at least something.

00:04:31.860 Yeah.

00:04:32.120 But he's like a, it's actually impressive.

00:04:34.040 And he's kind of just like a grandpa at the beach.

00:04:36.680 Yeah.

00:04:36.980 It's normal.

00:04:37.680 This is standard.

00:04:38.440 And then homie has the briefcase in case we need to nuke somebody.

00:04:41.520 Yeah.

00:04:42.120 I like that.

00:04:42.740 He needs to nuke someone from Fort Lauderdale beach.

00:04:46.660 Like, eh, Russia.

00:04:48.440 And you can't fully see it because of the glare.

00:04:50.500 So it's like, eh.

00:04:52.640 Yeah.

00:04:53.080 So in case we need to nuke someone, they have the nuclear football with him.

00:04:56.720 And then the negative, you know, I don't think we need a president popping their shirt.

00:05:01.760 I agree.

00:05:02.500 A Don never wears shorts, they say.

00:05:05.380 But also just like the beach, the footage of the beach, it's like, what is this?

00:05:08.900 A public beach?

00:05:10.120 Like, everyone's around him?

00:05:11.440 Like, shouldn't the president of the United States have a little private area?

00:05:15.100 Shouldn't you have a little private area?

00:05:16.580 That's what I thought.

00:05:17.320 That was my first thing.

00:05:18.120 I was hanging out at some beach where you park in the parking lot.

00:05:22.300 Exactly.

00:05:23.180 So that weirded me out.

00:05:24.600 And I'm sure it's a private, nice club.

00:05:26.340 But it's like, that many people around him?

00:05:27.940 I don't know.

00:05:28.940 Hey, you're like 90 years old.

00:05:31.100 You're not going to the beach anymore.

00:05:32.520 Yeah.

00:05:33.100 You're barely playing golf.

00:05:34.740 You're playing golf with carts.

00:05:35.840 And you're barely finishing around.

00:05:37.780 We don't need to pop the shirt and go to the beach with a nuclear football.

00:05:40.300 Yeah.

00:05:40.820 Meanwhile, while that was happening, Trump was at the UFC fight.

00:05:43.860 Yeah.

00:05:44.200 And everyone loved it.

00:05:45.460 Yeah.

00:05:45.740 And then you see everyone's there.

00:05:47.980 He met Guy Fieri.

00:05:49.120 Guy Fieri.

00:05:49.920 Shane Gillis.

00:05:50.900 Let's go.

00:05:51.680 I know.

00:05:52.040 This is the man of the people.

00:05:53.960 And then also he met little Joe Rogan.

00:05:56.680 Oh, yeah.

00:05:57.220 Yeah.

00:05:57.660 Little Joe Rogan.

00:05:58.320 He's met Joe before, though, I think.

00:05:59.620 Yeah.

00:06:00.040 But Joe Rogan's always like, oh, I'll never have Trump on my show.

00:06:02.860 I'll never give him a platform.

00:06:04.140 I'm a little pussy.

00:06:05.880 And then he meets Trump and he's like.

00:06:08.020 Getting his hands shaked for a month.

00:06:09.560 And then he gets his hands shaked for a month.

00:06:11.260 And then Trump's also, I think, saying to him, have me on your show.

00:06:15.140 And he's like, yeah.

00:06:17.020 Not fully saying, yeah, but just like getting through the handshake.

00:06:20.000 For sure.

00:06:20.380 But the powers above Joe Rogan, they pretend that he's the guy of the people and he's like

00:06:26.620 a rational person and he's fair and balanced or whatever.

00:06:29.760 But in reality, all they care about is that they don't give Trump the platform.

00:06:34.840 So you can have the Vax guy on.

00:06:36.820 You can have this person, Weinstein, Eric Weinstein or whatever.

00:06:41.560 But no, Trump wants to come on in 2024 before the election.

00:06:45.080 They're going to be like, not that one.

00:06:48.020 Yeah.

00:06:48.400 Not that one.

00:06:49.100 So he's a sellout.

00:06:50.500 Well, and also just back to the UFC in general, it's like NBA full of kneelers and that string

00:06:56.220 bean guy we talked about last week who sucks, by the way.

00:06:59.240 Oh, yeah.

00:06:59.660 He was bad.

00:07:00.320 He like shot an airball.

00:07:01.780 Saw that.

00:07:02.840 NBA sucks.

00:07:03.880 The NFL and racism on the back of their helmets and in the end zone.

00:07:08.340 It's nice to see the UFC standing ovations for Trump.

00:07:12.220 Dana White, obviously, is friends with him.

00:07:14.380 And then I'm liking that culture from the UFC.

00:07:17.200 Hard sport, comedians and shit like that's a good crew going all those UFC matches.

00:07:22.720 So, of course.

00:07:23.440 And then everyone, you know, wants to say, oh, Trump needs to win over the moderates.

00:07:27.420 He's a win over the moderates.

00:07:28.520 I think the moderates are like a UFC type audience.

00:07:32.260 They're not fully moderate, but it's like those are the people who maybe don't care about

00:07:35.140 politics.

00:07:35.920 But then it's like we can engage those people.

00:07:38.680 You're going to get that person to vote for Trump before you get like a moderate person

00:07:42.800 who voted for Joe Biden because that's not really a moderate person.

00:07:45.660 I agree.

00:07:46.120 I agree.

00:07:46.620 So then the guy Fieri was with Trump, which is like that's top tier timeline shit.

00:07:51.420 Yeah.

00:07:51.760 And those are two characters.

00:07:53.300 Yeah.

00:07:53.520 That's not that's something else.

00:07:55.140 Yeah.

00:07:55.440 It's special.

00:07:56.200 And then they met.

00:07:56.920 And then someone tweeted guy because they love the picture.

00:07:59.680 Guy Fieri supports Trump.

00:08:01.400 KKK Nazis, homophobia, bigots, racist, fascist, January 6th, stealing elections in QAnon.

00:08:08.400 When you in with Trump, you're in with all of that.

00:08:10.680 All that goes with it.

00:08:11.860 Fieri is not an American.

00:08:13.400 Yeah.

00:08:14.300 Nice job.

00:08:15.180 Fieri is not an American.

00:08:16.480 Yeah.

00:08:16.660 Okay.

00:08:17.420 You ever heard of Flavortown?

00:08:18.800 Yo, Guy Fieri actually goes to like the most random places all across America.

00:08:24.140 Actually, pure Americana.

00:08:25.740 He physically goes, does it, compliments him.

00:08:28.140 Guy Fieri, we're rolling out.

00:08:29.820 Today we're getting some wacky nachos in Tuscaloosa.

00:08:32.840 Yeah.

00:08:33.500 Come on.

00:08:34.100 You think the Krasnesteins are doing that?

00:08:35.860 Yeah.

00:08:36.040 I'll listen to the guy who just calls everyone bigot racist.

00:08:38.460 Yeah.

00:08:38.720 That guy's a Nazi.

00:08:39.660 Watch out.

00:08:40.700 Speaking of little YouTube, little podcast, little midgets.

00:08:45.980 It's Lex Friedman.

00:08:47.500 Oh, yeah.

00:08:48.420 I don't like Lex Friedman.

00:08:50.180 Well, there's a growing discontent on the right about Lex Friedman because he's passed

00:08:55.200 off as this pseudo intellectual.

00:08:57.480 He has all like the crazy guests, Elon Musk on.

00:09:01.020 His YouTubes are always recommended.

00:09:03.240 You know what I mean?

00:09:03.760 So it's kind of become a sticking point.

00:09:05.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:06.800 And he's not engaging naturally.

00:09:08.680 He never asked the hard questions.

00:09:10.240 Exactly.

00:09:10.760 He never asked the hard questions, but he always just kind of sits and he talks quiet.

00:09:15.460 And he's kind of like boring, but you assume he's really thought out the questions because

00:09:20.840 that's his thing and he's boring, but he really thought out the questions, but he's

00:09:25.200 not.

00:09:25.760 Yeah.

00:09:25.900 Nothing controversial ever happens on that podcast.

00:09:28.700 Yeah.

00:09:28.980 And everyone pretends he's so smart and he's boring and it's completely artificial.

00:09:32.580 It's completely fluffed by the algorithm.

00:09:34.400 Like YouTube wants him to succeed.

00:09:36.380 And that's always a red flag.

00:09:37.620 When YouTube wants you to succeed, there's always like, what's going on here?

00:09:41.480 Who's this guy?

00:09:42.100 Everyone thinks he's smart.

00:09:42.900 I don't think he's even that smart.

00:09:44.120 I don't think so.

00:09:44.680 Yeah.

00:09:45.120 Darren Beatty had a great tweet.

00:09:46.600 He said, Lex Friedman is an entirely artificially promoted phenomenon.

00:09:50.280 What are the mechanisms and purpose behind the most algorithmically driven man on the

00:09:53.980 internet?

00:09:54.820 Yeah.

00:09:55.200 Excellent question, Darren.

00:09:56.740 Similar to Joe Rogan.

00:09:59.160 It's like, it's meant to be a person you think is anti-establishment, anti-state or whatever.

00:10:05.420 It's a person you think is on your side trying to get the truth, but it's a controlled

00:10:09.100 opposition situation.

00:10:10.300 So they'll let him get the truth.

00:10:12.340 But as long as the truth isn't fully like what happened in the election or pro-Trump or

00:10:17.280 anything like that, then he's able to go search for the truth on his own and he'll never get

00:10:21.740 there.

00:10:22.120 Yeah.

00:10:22.280 And him and Joe Rogan are definitely different though, too.

00:10:24.980 He's way worse.

00:10:25.860 He's way worse than Joe Rogan.

00:10:26.340 Joe Rogan actually did some good work during COVID.

00:10:28.160 You know what I mean?

00:10:28.760 So yeah, yeah.

00:10:29.360 I like Joe Rogan better than Lex Friedman, of course, but I also don't trust Joe Rogan

00:10:33.420 big picture because he'll never have Trump on a show.

00:10:36.760 Like, what are you talking about?

00:10:38.040 Don't you have a bunch of like, didn't he have a bunch of idiots on his show over the

00:10:41.160 last 20 years?

00:10:42.580 Yeah, for sure.

00:10:43.560 Like, what are you talking about?

00:10:44.420 He had the guy, the vaccine guy who wanted to debate RFK.

00:10:49.360 He had that guy on and he kind of confronted him.

00:10:52.120 You remember?

00:10:52.860 He kind of confronted him about, so why are you so unhealthy, man?

00:10:55.080 He's like, I just love Twinkies.

00:10:56.520 Joe Rogan kind of pressed him and was like, dude, don't you think if you're a health

00:11:00.780 administrator, you should kind of be healthy?

00:11:03.080 He goes, I just like burgers too much.

00:11:06.720 And he kind of like tried to squirm out of it.

00:11:08.740 Oh, all right.

00:11:09.600 Well, that's good to know.

00:11:10.480 All right.

00:11:10.720 We're moving on.

00:11:11.280 Are you still with me?

00:11:12.760 Barely.

00:11:13.980 We got some shout outs last week.

00:11:16.640 Someone graduated high school and shouted out the podcast.

00:11:21.340 Nathan, you're incredibly proud of the man you're becoming.

00:11:25.060 You've stayed based in reality while the world goes back.

00:11:29.020 You are incredibly kind and compassionate, smart, and funny.

00:11:33.000 It's a shame that no one at this school knows who you are.

00:11:35.620 They missed out.

00:11:36.960 Congratulations on this milestone, but learning never ends.

00:11:40.420 We cannot wait to see what you'll accomplish next.

00:11:43.020 As Athanasius of Alexandria once said, if the world is against the truth, then I am against

00:11:50.960 the world.

00:11:51.860 And remember, Fluckus Talks, the podcast, has ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:11:56.900 And that's very cool.

00:11:58.860 Hannah and Stephen, the parents.

00:12:00.740 That's pretty good.

00:12:01.900 So does the parents write that?

00:12:03.060 I think the parents wrote that.

00:12:04.740 And then he's based in reality, which is cool.

00:12:07.180 Like you snuck based in there.

00:12:08.340 That was great.

00:12:09.020 Yep.

00:12:09.400 And then no one in the school knew him?

00:12:12.300 That's what they said?

00:12:13.000 Yeah.

00:12:13.360 I don't know.

00:12:13.900 That's part of it.

00:12:14.460 Well, I'm sure everyone in the school is an idiot.

00:12:15.900 He's a loner.

00:12:16.740 That's good.

00:12:17.500 We're with you.

00:12:18.400 Yeah.

00:12:18.820 You're not alone.

00:12:19.620 We're your friends.

00:12:20.940 DM me.

00:12:21.440 Make sure I send you guys something because we're switching our merch people and I'm going

00:12:25.920 to send you a bunch of merch, but just make sure I do.

00:12:28.440 Just DM me again.

00:12:30.800 All right.

00:12:31.420 Another show watcher, Reagan and his wife are having a baby as we speak or like yesterday.

00:12:36.800 And they're watching the podcast during that.

00:12:39.720 Take notes, everybody.

00:12:41.100 Yeah, I know.

00:12:42.000 During birth.

00:12:42.920 It's like, let's get some babies named Fleckus.

00:12:48.060 Is that crazy?

00:12:49.040 Yeah.

00:12:49.400 Austin with an E is a little easier, but even then it's not a, it's not a good name.

00:12:53.980 I wouldn't recommend naming your babies after podcast hosts in general, but you know, if

00:12:58.860 you're a fan, if you're a real fan, we'll send you merch.

00:13:01.940 Yeah.

00:13:02.320 Yeah.

00:13:02.800 We'll send you every piece of merch we own.

00:13:05.400 If you name your kid Fleckus, not Austin with an E, that's too easy.

00:13:09.540 All right.

00:13:09.860 And then last thing, this dog knocking over the stacks.

00:13:12.120 You don't need to play.

00:13:12.840 It's just playing here in the background.

00:13:14.280 That's good action.

00:13:15.200 All right.

00:13:15.460 We're moving on.

00:13:15.920 We're still in housekeeping.

00:13:16.540 We're only in our first page.

00:13:17.660 Are you still here?

00:13:18.680 Barely.

00:13:19.180 All right.

00:13:19.860 Johnsonville Brats.

00:13:20.920 You like Johnsonville Brats.

00:13:22.160 Of course.

00:13:22.700 I love Johnsonville Brats, believe it or not.

00:13:25.300 They had a new ad.

00:13:26.480 Can't spell sausage without USA.

00:13:29.860 Feels good.

00:13:30.580 Isn't that way better?

00:13:33.080 Bud Light.

00:13:33.860 Take notes, Bud Light.

00:13:35.240 There's no twink shit in here?

00:13:36.840 Yeah.

00:13:37.040 Like, you know, I'm a consumer.

00:13:38.460 I'm not buying.

00:13:39.620 And keep in mind, too, their name is Johnsonville.

00:13:43.160 Yeah.

00:13:43.480 Which could be used as like a gay pun.

00:13:45.740 Oh.

00:13:46.200 Like, pride is more fun in Johnsonville, you know?

00:13:48.820 Trans people should move to Johnsonville.

00:13:51.000 It would be very easy to do gay advertising around sausage.

00:13:54.740 Get sucked and fucked in Johnsonville.

00:13:56.380 I don't want to.

00:13:56.760 It's like disgusting.

00:13:57.620 That's why I don't bring it up.

00:13:58.440 I'm sorry for the language.

00:13:59.320 But like, you know what I'm saying?

00:14:00.360 Yeah, of course.

00:14:01.220 So shout out to Johnsonville Brats.

00:14:03.800 I'm going to be picking up a pack of Brats this week.

00:14:05.780 I'm going to have a couple Bratwurst.

00:14:07.600 USA.

00:14:08.040 Can't spell sausage without USA.

00:14:09.820 How did I not think of that?

00:14:11.520 Yeah.

00:14:11.960 How did I not think of that?

00:14:13.260 Yep.

00:14:13.940 Also, another summer hack.

00:14:15.440 I just learned this.

00:14:16.400 You can get bags of ice from McDonald's.

00:14:18.340 Yeah.

00:14:18.680 Did you know that?

00:14:19.480 I did.

00:14:20.720 But only because I saw a video like this before.

00:14:23.720 You want me to play the video or not?

00:14:24.600 No, I need to play the video.

00:14:25.460 Yeah.

00:14:25.700 We have a video of some guy going.

00:14:27.480 We can fast forward it.

00:14:28.620 But look at this.

00:14:29.240 $1.50.

00:14:30.400 And you get this huge bag of ice.

00:14:32.000 So if you're going to a thing, you know, people are like, oh, pick up some ice.

00:14:34.580 And that's like the worst mission to have to go on.

00:14:37.000 You can go to McDonald's and go, hey, 10 bags of ice.

00:14:39.220 It's 15 bucks.

00:14:40.600 Yeah.

00:14:41.260 And then you have all the ice you'll ever need.

00:14:43.240 And it's probably good ice.

00:14:44.300 Never get out of the car.

00:14:45.400 But it probably has like salt and sugar and chemicals and soybean oil or some shit in it.

00:14:51.200 And the ice.

00:14:53.160 There is also actually another secret.

00:14:55.400 McDonald's hack where sometimes they have cakes.

00:14:58.180 What do you mean?

00:14:58.960 Like they have full McDonald's cakes that are for like if the little kid birthday party is there or something.

00:15:03.320 Those probably taste so good.

00:15:04.540 Yeah.

00:15:04.820 They have full cakes.

00:15:05.940 So last little.

00:15:07.180 That's more hit or miss.

00:15:08.040 The ice they do all day.

00:15:09.100 Ice all day.

00:15:09.900 No one knows about the cakes if they got them.

00:15:13.600 Last summer hack thing as well.

00:15:15.920 Sweetie drop peppers.

00:15:18.160 As you guys know, I'm a huge charcuterie person.

00:15:21.020 I got these on vacation.

00:15:22.740 I just discovered them.

00:15:23.620 I ordered them on Amazon to get more.

00:15:25.720 These are so good.

00:15:27.280 Vinegar peppers.

00:15:28.580 They taste like sweet and they're nice.

00:15:30.360 And then you eat them with like some charcuterie.

00:15:31.960 Some charcuterie.

00:15:34.440 It's called Slurp It Down.

00:15:35.740 Slurp It Up.

00:15:36.540 Yeah.

00:15:36.900 It's really good.

00:15:37.800 And the juice it comes in is really good.

00:15:39.380 Okay.

00:15:39.780 It's vinegar.

00:15:40.800 It's next level.

00:15:41.940 All right.

00:15:42.180 Let's move on.

00:15:43.640 I saw this stat and I thought it was very telling and very important.

00:15:47.000 That's why we put it towards the front of the show.

00:15:49.080 79% of Swedish refugees go back home to their home country of origin for vacation.

00:15:56.480 Yeah.

00:15:56.840 79% of refugees have vacationed in country they fled from.

00:16:01.380 Isn't that just it?

00:16:02.900 And so, yeah, this was just in Sweden, but it obviously represents all these migrant refugee

00:16:08.200 things, which is the number one way that people get into America.

00:16:12.100 They claim asylum and then they have a court date in 2028, as you guys know.

00:16:18.100 But yeah, 85% of people living in Sweden, born overseas, have gone on vacation.

00:16:22.740 And then among that, the people who are supposed to be refugees is 79%.

00:16:26.740 So it's like basically the same.

00:16:28.300 You're just going home to visit.

00:16:29.680 Yeah.

00:16:29.980 You walk into the country and you're like, oh, please, the bombs, they're going off civil

00:16:34.740 war.

00:16:35.120 It's very unstable.

00:16:36.800 And then you're like, hey, Mike, any plans for 4th of July?

00:16:40.900 I'm coming back in town.

00:16:42.200 I'm coming back.

00:16:43.480 So the great heist of Western generosity continues, obviously.

00:16:49.460 That's a good way to put it.

00:16:50.920 And the rapes, you know where the rapes are.

00:16:53.840 Yeah.

00:16:54.460 They're going up.

00:16:55.720 The rapes are up in Sweden and they're down in Syria.

00:16:59.260 And then there's like a, yeah, there's exactly.

00:17:01.560 And then the vast majority of the rapes are all done by the refugees too.

00:17:05.480 So that's a problem.

00:17:06.440 Why can't you just, there are a lot of them are, everyone's a man who's a refugee.

00:17:10.160 Yeah.

00:17:10.340 Why don't you just stay in the country you're in and then just fix the problem?

00:17:14.200 Because that's hard.

00:17:15.340 Whereas going to Sweden and getting on $900 a month, something 900 kroner or whatever

00:17:20.560 it is, is extremely easy.

00:17:22.600 And doing crimes, not getting arrested.

00:17:24.960 It's a fun life.

00:17:26.060 It's way better.

00:17:26.900 It's like going on vacation and then vacation, vacation.

00:17:30.100 It's like, yeah, it's this.

00:17:31.180 I'm in Sweden.

00:17:31.920 This is great.

00:17:32.520 The purge vacation.

00:17:33.180 I'm in Sweden.

00:17:33.620 This is great.

00:17:34.120 I got a rape here.

00:17:35.380 I got my buddies.

00:17:36.520 We, we, we have a gang.

00:17:38.120 I just steal.

00:17:39.000 Yeah.

00:17:39.640 And I'm going home with all the stuff I got and I'll be back in Sweden.

00:17:42.500 Yeah.

00:17:42.860 And so, I mean, it's just a testament to the weakness of the West and how, uh, the feminized

00:17:47.900 societies don't actually accurately assess danger and risk reward.

00:17:52.100 So, uh, kind of sad.

00:17:53.780 Keep them out.

00:17:54.960 Keep them out.

00:17:55.640 And then a big thing too, especially everyone coming over the Southern border, there's people

00:17:59.140 traveling thousands of miles.

00:18:00.340 If you're a refugee and you're seeking asylum and you go four countries through, you go

00:18:06.040 up to Mexico.

00:18:07.140 It should be the first, it should be the first somewhat normal country.

00:18:09.140 That's not the country you were in.

00:18:10.760 Yeah, obviously.

00:18:12.280 But it's like, if you're continuing to travel and you go, Oh, I traveled 1800 miles and you're

00:18:15.960 an economic migrant buddy, but everyone knows that Joe Biden knows that.

00:18:19.760 Yeah.

00:18:20.200 No, no, no.

00:18:20.700 I mean, if we, if we take back control, I, the refugee status, I think that's a very good

00:18:26.000 way to, uh, immediately weed out a ton of them.

00:18:29.680 Did you go back to Mexico ever?

00:18:31.460 Huh?

00:18:31.900 You did.

00:18:32.460 Okay.

00:18:33.040 Be gone.

00:18:33.740 You like going to Mexico so much.

00:18:35.460 Yeah.

00:18:36.120 Um, I think that would be what Trump has to do.

00:18:38.460 It would be like, Hey, everyone's getting sent back.

00:18:42.120 Everyone up to DACA.

00:18:43.640 Yeah.

00:18:44.180 We'll let the DACA stay.

00:18:45.260 But for me, if it was me and I grasped the, uh, the reins of power, DACA's would be gone.

00:18:52.440 Yeah.

00:18:53.080 Yeah.

00:18:53.480 Hey.

00:18:53.960 I'm ruthless.

00:18:54.640 I'm fine with that too.

00:18:55.880 Yeah.

00:18:56.120 You know me, dog.

00:18:56.820 You only speak English.

00:18:57.640 You went to South Central high school.

00:19:00.640 You're gone.

00:19:01.580 Yeah.

00:19:02.360 Especially all the people here.

00:19:03.260 There's millions of people that came in the last few years.

00:19:05.240 So it's just like, I want to see buses.

00:19:08.100 You guys want home prices down?

00:19:09.400 I want to see buses just full of illegals and just going to like some airport and then they,

00:19:14.240 they fly them out.

00:19:15.300 And then like everyone around the country has like a common experience of seeing like

00:19:19.020 the illegal immigrant bus just getting full sent out town 80 at a time out, out, out.

00:19:25.960 Yeah.

00:19:26.260 Martha's Vineyard would only need a small sprinter van.

00:19:29.260 Three, three people left.

00:19:30.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:31.860 All right.

00:19:32.140 Lindsey Graham's trying to get us into world war three.

00:19:34.020 He wants to add Ukraine to NATO.

00:19:35.700 Yeah.

00:19:36.220 Thanks buddy.

00:19:37.000 Thanks.

00:19:37.420 I will.

00:19:37.780 He goes, I will be working with Republicans and Democrats in the Senate to pass a resolution

00:19:41.620 urging the admission of Ukraine into NATO.

00:19:43.700 What can't you just be a South, a gay guy in South Carolina or whatever?

00:19:48.420 What happened?

00:19:49.600 And obviously, uh, he's the expert on, on Ukraine.

00:19:53.380 And obviously the whole thing about NATO is, and why it was formed is it's a collective defense

00:19:58.900 agreement, uh, meaning that article five of the North Atlantic treaty would immediately

00:20:05.460 be triggered and we would be in a world war against Russia.

00:20:08.900 Uh, you know, that country that has all those nuclear submarines, you know, all those, uh,

00:20:12.960 intercontinental ballistic missiles.

00:20:14.620 Of course.

00:20:15.440 You know, those, they're going to try and get us in that war.

00:20:17.800 I think within a year before the election, they're going to try and get that thing going.

00:20:23.020 And the reality is we're already in it to an extent, uh, just our bodies aren't out there.

00:20:28.680 All our machinery and all our equipment is.

00:20:31.080 Yeah.

00:20:31.360 So that's bad.

00:20:33.640 I don't like war like that.

00:20:34.940 Yeah.

00:20:35.180 Lindsey Graham wants to escalate it.

00:20:36.860 He, Oh, I've been in the Senate 20 years in South Carolina.

00:20:39.820 Time to go to world war three.

00:20:41.740 Now if you create how to kill some Russians, like what are you talking about?

00:20:45.620 So insane.

00:20:46.380 I'm so on Russia's side.

00:20:47.720 It's not even funny.

00:20:48.400 I can't even say how much I like Russia.

00:20:51.140 I'm just a, I'm an isolationist.

00:20:53.240 Leave us alone.

00:20:54.320 Yeah.

00:20:54.680 I'm not.

00:20:55.740 I stand.

00:20:56.300 Remember the first time we ever released an episode, we labeled it.

00:20:59.100 I stand with Putin and everyone got so mad.

00:21:01.380 Just as kind of clickbaity type shit.

00:21:03.560 But we were right about that.

00:21:04.720 Yeah.

00:21:05.160 It's called got that one, right?

00:21:06.580 It's called endless war laundering billions.

00:21:09.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:10.840 Uh, Jerry came back from the trainer today.

00:21:13.560 Happy to see him.

00:21:14.460 Welcome back, Jerry.

00:21:15.120 Yeah.

00:21:15.220 Welcome back, Jerry.

00:21:16.080 Uh, right.

00:21:17.040 Moving on.

00:21:18.240 Kamala Harris gave this stupid speech.

00:21:21.160 And I kind of had an idea when I saw this.

00:21:23.540 So let it play a little bit.

00:21:24.880 Well, I think culture is, it is a reflection of our moment and our time, right?

00:21:32.800 And, and, and.

00:21:34.620 No matter what.

00:21:35.700 Present culture is the way we express how we're feeling about the moment.

00:21:39.960 And, and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment.

00:21:44.960 But that is a reflection of joy because every, you know, joy, it comes in the morning.

00:21:52.920 She starts laughing.

00:21:54.080 We have to find.

00:21:54.940 Like, no one knows what that means.

00:21:56.780 And she starts, the lady's going like this.

00:21:58.840 She's laughing.

00:21:59.320 I was thinking if you're at that speech, it's a good idea.

00:22:02.440 Like if you're ever at, at an event like this and you hear Kamala Harris talking like an idiot, you can just go, you're a retard.

00:22:11.200 And then everyone will look over and be like, what's, this guy's a jerk.

00:22:14.080 He's a protester.

00:22:14.760 And then you can be like, sorry, I have Tourette's.

00:22:17.020 I'm really, really sorry.

00:22:18.180 I have Tourette's.

00:22:18.880 I'm going to try it.

00:22:19.640 And then a retard.

00:22:20.560 Idiot.

00:22:21.120 Stupid.

00:22:22.500 Sorry.

00:22:23.040 I am so sorry.

00:22:24.620 I have something wrong with me.

00:22:26.620 I'm going to try and calm down for the rest of the speech.

00:22:29.020 And then like every 10 minutes, you can just go, fuck you.

00:22:32.200 You're stupid.

00:22:33.860 And like do your little things.

00:22:35.000 And then they can't really throw you out.

00:22:36.680 You know, what's funny is that it's a great bit, but that would almost give her a chance to like get out of her downspin because she's saying something without going anywhere.

00:22:46.640 She's like, okay, how am I going to get out of this?

00:22:48.480 Culture is now and now is culture.

00:22:50.380 And she goes, you're a retard.

00:22:51.740 How dare you?

00:22:52.720 Like you gave her it out.

00:22:53.840 That's true.

00:22:54.700 So be careful when you're doing that.

00:22:56.380 Yeah.

00:22:56.580 We'll send you merch if you do it.

00:22:57.880 Also, Kamala Harris could be a bot, a lizard bot.

00:23:00.940 She has no kids.

00:23:02.340 Her husband could be the handler.

00:23:03.560 Same with the current Joe Biden bot.

00:23:06.420 Jill is the handler.

00:23:07.680 Yeah.

00:23:08.000 Her and Doug Emhoff maintain the bots.

00:23:10.920 Yeah.

00:23:11.600 Fair.

00:23:12.400 I don't know if they're checking for clones or not.

00:23:14.840 All right.

00:23:15.200 All right.

00:23:15.560 All right.

00:23:15.880 All right.

00:23:16.200 All right.

00:23:16.500 Speaking of many people are asking me, hey, Fleckis, is it still schizo season?

00:23:21.280 Well, let's just see.

00:23:22.640 Let's play this first one.

00:23:23.700 The guy playing double cello kazoo.

00:23:27.900 Is it still schizo season?

00:23:30.060 Uh, yeah.

00:23:33.560 See?

00:23:37.680 And then next is the lizard person, the lady on the plane.

00:23:41.560 Obviously, everyone's seen this clip, so.

00:23:43.660 I really cannot believe it.

00:23:45.560 I don't give two fucks.

00:23:47.360 But I am telling you right now, that motherfucker back there is not real.

00:23:54.700 That's good.

00:23:55.520 So, of course, it's still schizo season.

00:23:57.660 Yeah.

00:23:57.820 We're deep in it, actually.

00:23:59.180 Yeah.

00:23:59.700 Everyone's waking up.

00:24:00.540 And then do you have the last one of the guy asking for the milk?

00:24:03.380 Everyone at the airport seems to be schizophrenic.

00:24:06.720 Two glasses of milk, please.

00:24:08.820 Two glasses of milk, please.

00:24:10.660 We don't have milk, sir.

00:24:12.160 Oh, just, uh.

00:24:13.480 Just have water, juices.

00:24:15.400 All right.

00:24:15.680 Diet Coke?

00:24:16.660 Yeah, we have Diet Coke.

00:24:17.740 I'll do one of those.

00:24:18.680 Just one of those.

00:24:19.580 It's for an hour.

00:24:20.360 So he goes back to completely more.

00:24:22.260 Two glasses of milk, please.

00:24:24.080 And he goes back to normal.

00:24:25.280 Of course, it's schizo season.

00:24:26.720 Are you guys crazy?

00:24:27.480 Has everything gotten resolved?

00:24:29.040 Does everything look good?

00:24:30.080 Everything's fine?

00:24:31.140 Yeah.

00:24:31.440 Schizo season doesn't really end.

00:24:33.240 Yeah.

00:24:33.440 It ends when you spiral out of control.

00:24:35.240 It ends when, like, you get force-ended and you're on pills.

00:24:38.740 They put pills in you.

00:24:40.200 It ends when they end it for you.

00:24:41.800 That reminds me of the 30 Rock Tracy Morgan joke where he's like, you guys have apple juice?

00:24:47.480 And he goes, no.

00:24:48.240 And he's like, double vodka tonic.

00:24:51.660 That's good.

00:24:52.360 All right.

00:24:52.580 Yeah, so we're very much still in schizo season.

00:24:54.960 Schizo season ends for the individual.

00:24:57.960 So when you get individually removed or pilled up or locked up or put in a straitjacket or some guy in a van comes to your house or your parents take away your Wi-Fi or your phone, that's when schizo season ends.

00:25:10.580 We're all spiraling independently.

00:25:13.340 Last thing.

00:25:14.340 Lots of positive comments on my haircut.

00:25:18.080 People say it looks good.

00:25:19.540 Nice.

00:25:20.160 Congrats, man.

00:25:20.720 It looks good.

00:25:21.540 It is always nice to get particular comments when you make a big change.

00:25:24.800 So nice work, buddy.

00:25:25.660 And I think getting sun and being tan takes whatever your score out of 10 is and just adds a full point.

00:25:32.260 Yeah.

00:25:32.600 I agree.

00:25:33.200 I agree.

00:25:33.920 So if you're, like, a 5 and then you get a haircut, it looks good.

00:25:38.220 You're, like, a 6-something.

00:25:39.140 And then you get the 1 point for the tan.

00:25:41.440 You're, like, a 7-7.

00:25:42.740 Smart.

00:25:43.400 So that's basically what happened.

00:25:44.820 And also that sleeveless sweatshirt last week was a really good look for me because it boxes you out.

00:25:49.680 Like, this is I look bulky and big.

00:25:51.480 I'm not big.

00:25:53.180 You're not big?

00:25:53.920 But the sleeveless sweatshirt, it, like, makes you look square in the middle, but then you have your skinnier arms.

00:26:00.340 And it looks good.

00:26:01.400 All right.

00:26:01.740 All right.

00:26:02.040 All right.

00:26:02.220 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:26:03.380 What about the Oppenheimer thing?

00:26:04.780 What about it?

00:26:05.520 You want to talk about it?

00:26:06.380 We have it.

00:26:06.960 Oh, yeah.

00:26:07.480 Rap Boy's been talking about Oppenheimer.

00:26:10.920 Well, Oppenheimer, the movie's coming out soon.

00:26:13.480 And we're joking that Oppenheimer's a pussy.

00:26:15.660 He's, like, oh, I am become death.

00:26:17.480 He's all philosophical.

00:26:18.560 It's, like, build the bomb.

00:26:19.500 So, Oppenheimer, in real life, when it happened, he's, like, I have blood on my hands and all that stuff, right?

00:26:26.680 Yeah.

00:26:26.960 Do you want me to read the quote?

00:26:27.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:28.120 This is from, like, a memoir from when he met with Truman afterwards.

00:26:32.380 Yeah.

00:26:32.600 So, Oppenheimer famously claimed to have blood on his hands during a meeting with President Truman, a comment that infuriated the president.

00:26:38.980 He goes, blood on his hands?

00:26:40.240 This is Truman.

00:26:41.240 Blood on his hands?

00:26:42.080 Damn it.

00:26:42.440 He hasn't half as much blood on his hands as I have.

00:26:44.660 You just don't go around bellyaching about it, Truman said.

00:26:48.220 And then he called Oppenheimer a crybaby scientist and said, I don't want to see that son of a bitch in this office ever again.

00:26:55.200 There you go.

00:26:56.180 So, we're personally, well, I am waiting for the Truman movie.

00:26:59.620 I'm not going to see Oppenheimer.

00:27:01.200 Yeah.

00:27:01.620 I want more Truman content.

00:27:03.900 Truman sounds like my kind of guy.

00:27:05.500 Crybaby scientist.

00:27:06.480 All right.

00:27:07.800 We are into Cringe of the Week.

00:27:13.840 This week's Cringe of the Week.

00:27:16.020 We're going to start with the non-trans section.

00:27:17.920 Good.

00:27:18.280 We got two pages of cringe.

00:27:19.820 Good.

00:27:20.320 This is good stuff.

00:27:21.800 All right.

00:27:22.100 So, there's this guy who has, like, this social media following, and the theme is, like, dating.

00:27:27.340 So, it's the easiest way to pick up women is the first clip.

00:27:31.240 Three of the easiest women to pick up and to sleep with.

00:27:34.460 Number one, women with boyfriends.

00:27:37.640 Second easiest women, married women.

00:27:40.580 And the third easiest women to pick up, the ones whose egos have been destroyed.

00:27:46.500 The ones whose men make them feel insecure when they're in a relationship with them.

00:27:51.600 So, the tip is to find women who have mental issues and are going through something bad and are currently in a relationship or married.

00:28:00.560 Yeah.

00:28:00.780 Scoop and score the woman at her lowest moment.

00:28:04.200 Where she's got, like, actual mental problems and is going through something horrible.

00:28:07.920 Those are the easiest women to sleep with.

00:28:09.640 Yeah.

00:28:10.160 That's a good tip.

00:28:10.940 Excellent advice from this young man.

00:28:12.000 And he gives other tips, too, for, like, dinner dates versus drinks.

00:28:16.160 Let's let that one rip.

00:28:17.600 Alpha law.

00:28:18.280 I will not, under any circumstance, take out a woman to a nice dinner date unless I have slept with her first.

00:28:26.600 Yes, you heard that right.

00:28:28.300 Alpha men, we take women out for drinks.

00:28:30.580 We're not spending three hours on one date to get to know a woman.

00:28:35.540 So, if you're this guy and you're trying to date a girl, you're only able to date girls who are cheating on their boyfriends or husbands or who are going to – you're only going to go on a dinner date with them if they've already had sex with you.

00:28:51.820 Isn't that, like, kind of disqualifying?

00:28:54.020 Isn't that, like, an impossible loop to find a nice girl because every girl that you're interacting with and hanging out with is someone who's slept with you without even going on a date?

00:29:02.540 Yeah.

00:29:03.200 Isn't that, like, completely backwards?

00:29:05.020 Yeah.

00:29:05.280 I think that's why he's in Cringe of the Week and not uplifting girls.

00:29:08.740 So, it's, like, you have to be with a girl who's cheating on their boyfriend.

00:29:13.800 Mm-hmm.

00:29:14.400 Totally broken.

00:29:15.520 She's at her lowest.

00:29:16.840 Yeah.

00:29:17.400 And then, like, what, do you like her that you're in date a girl who cheated?

00:29:21.040 No.

00:29:21.400 I think the goal is just to sleep with as many women as possible, and it's basically a predator.

00:29:28.300 It's, like, a predator thing.

00:29:30.080 Yeah.

00:29:30.620 Which I guess he's comfortable with, so, you know.

00:29:32.920 I have a rule of thumb where it's basically if you're dating a girl and you're wondering if it's a good match, basically, imagine you have a daughter exactly like her.

00:29:41.280 And would you like that?

00:29:42.620 Would that be good or would that be bad?

00:29:44.980 And it's, like, this guy, it's, like, would you want your daughter cheating on their husband and then sleeping with people that don't even take him on dates?

00:29:52.320 No.

00:29:53.080 No.

00:29:53.260 I would not want that to happen.

00:29:54.300 I'm not leaning towards that one.

00:29:55.700 So, it's basically, you're, like, you're fishing for a marlin in a puddle.

00:29:59.000 Like, oh, I want to get a nice wife and get married.

00:30:00.700 And it's, like, I'm all at least, but I've always-

00:30:02.120 You better fuck me before dinner.

00:30:03.640 You better fuck before dinner.

00:30:05.020 So, it's completely disqualifying and impossible to even find a good potential match.

00:30:09.560 Of course.

00:30:10.120 I don't think this guy's worried about finding potential matches.

00:30:12.480 I think he's worried about getting his dick inside something.

00:30:15.600 Anything now fast.

00:30:17.660 As quick as it comes.

00:30:19.540 Jonah Hill is in some trouble.

00:30:21.560 His ex-girlfriend from, like, a while ago was releasing text right as he's having a baby with someone else, right?

00:30:26.860 Yeah.

00:30:27.240 So, a little suspect on the timing.

00:30:28.880 Jealous, stupid.

00:30:29.920 But what's the text that she released?

00:30:32.200 He, Jonah, says, plain and simple, if you need surfing with men, boundaryless, inappropriate friendships with men, to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, to post sexual pictures, friendships with women who are in unstable places, and from your wild recent past beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful, I am not the right partner for you.

00:30:51.860 If these things bring you to a place of happiness, I support it, and there will be no hard feelings.

00:30:55.880 These are my boundaries for romantic partnership.

00:30:58.480 My boundaries with you based on the ways these actions have hurt our trust.

00:31:04.560 So, that's a pretty reasonable text.

00:31:06.720 I don't think that's that crazy on first inspection, first sniff.

00:31:11.760 I don't see anything crazy.

00:31:13.180 That doesn't sound bad at all.

00:31:14.620 And people are saying-

00:31:15.400 He says nothing about fucking the woman before dinner.

00:31:17.540 He says nothing about-

00:31:19.140 It would be way worse if he's like, I'm not taking you to Nobu unless we're having sex.

00:31:22.860 And then also, people are saying, oh, Jonah Hill's controlling.

00:31:27.920 It's like, men are supposed to be controlling.

00:31:29.660 I think that falls under the category of providing safety.

00:31:33.240 And controlling is good as long as it's reasonable, rational, and thought out, and not manipulative and narcissistic or whatever the negative could be.

00:31:40.980 But even that, for you right there, you said narcissistic, and it's like, there's this pseudo-psychology thing that all 20-something women have, where it's like, they share stories and they go, oh, you were with a narcissist?

00:31:54.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:54.340 And it's like, they're diagnosing shit, and it's like, yeah, I don't know, maybe he was rude and mean.

00:32:00.180 It's like, oh, it's narcissistic borderline personality disorder.

00:32:03.500 I just diagnosed it.

00:32:04.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:05.080 That's a big part of it.

00:32:06.060 You can't assume, but narcissists are real types of people.

00:32:10.160 It's not just a person who thinks they're so good-looking.

00:32:12.980 It actually is a mentally fucked-up person who's crazy.

00:32:18.060 So there is both sides, but you can't just blanket be like, oh, he's a narcissist.

00:32:22.160 That text is pretty reasonable.

00:32:24.260 The problem with what he did, though, is he replied to her thirst trap pictures early on.

00:32:28.900 That's how he got in.

00:32:29.980 He DM'd her, a reply to her with her butt out.

00:32:32.480 And then they're dating, and he's kind of like, hey, why are you still posting pictures of your butt?

00:32:37.860 He kind of found the boyfriend.

00:32:39.200 Like, what are you trying to attract?

00:32:42.000 But it was never about that.

00:32:43.480 Like, the girl was always that way.

00:32:44.980 So she wants, like, the dopamine squirts from Instagram and the attention from men.

00:32:48.960 And it's just kind of like you knew she was a snake when you picked her up.

00:32:52.720 Well, but that's actually a logically consistent argument, right?

00:32:55.400 Like, I found you through that.

00:32:57.580 Now I want you to stop.

00:32:58.600 So other people could found you through.

00:32:59.860 Yeah, it's not that crazy.

00:33:01.280 It's not that crazy for him to say, I want you to stop.

00:33:02.600 It's a little hypocritical, but it's not that crazy.

00:33:04.680 Yeah, of course, of course.

00:33:06.220 But that's what, that's like the demon she hasn't overcome yet.

00:33:09.540 Like, she needs the Instagram post.

00:33:11.340 She needs the bikini pics or whatever.

00:33:12.920 And that's just how she is.

00:33:13.800 So it's like, you know, you knew what you were getting involved in to start.

00:33:17.760 What's his name?

00:33:19.180 Josh Denny, is that his name?

00:33:20.740 Do you know who this is?

00:33:21.620 I've seen him on Twitter.

00:33:22.620 Just leftist comedian, assuming?

00:33:24.160 I think so, yeah.

00:33:24.920 Or maybe.

00:33:25.460 Any man who has to set boundaries for his woman hanging around other men, or women too in this case, is an insecure pussy.

00:33:33.620 Jonah Hill is not setting boundaries for himself.

00:33:35.640 He's selfishly attempting to mitigate his insecurity by controlling her exposure to other people.

00:33:41.400 Do you want me to keep going?

00:33:42.180 No, that's enough.

00:33:43.160 Yeah.

00:33:43.360 She needs to set her free.

00:33:44.080 This is the type of guy who comes out and goes, yeah, all men are fucking this.

00:33:48.680 It's like no nuance to the argument.

00:33:50.740 Yeah.

00:33:51.120 He wants to set her free.

00:33:52.540 If you set her free, she's going to go fuck a drummer.

00:33:55.140 That's how it goes.

00:33:56.120 Maybe.

00:33:56.620 Yeah.

00:33:56.860 So, yeah.

00:33:58.960 Another thing that we're not seeing here is loyalty.

00:34:01.980 Those X, whatever, text messages getting leaked, not a good sign.

00:34:06.960 Yeah.

00:34:07.400 We have a kind of a juxtaposition here.

00:34:09.380 Hugh Hefner's X versus El Chapo's X.

00:34:12.880 Yeah.

00:34:12.960 Hugh Hefner's widow, Crystal Valsh, you will reveal the toxic truth of the Playboy Mansion.

00:34:19.420 It's like, I think we all know what happened at the Playboy Mansion.

00:34:22.680 It's like that person knew what she was getting into and did it.

00:34:25.960 Yeah.

00:34:26.200 And now is like, actually, that was bad.

00:34:28.260 Yeah.

00:34:28.780 And then versus El Chapo's wife said she had no idea he was a criminal and never saw him do anything illegal.

00:34:35.340 It makes a strong case for Latinas.

00:34:37.360 It very much does.

00:34:38.880 Strong case for Latinas.

00:34:40.180 And then David Hogg.

00:34:41.200 Well, hold on, hold on.

00:34:41.600 Do you want to go back to Hugh Hefner a little bit, too?

00:34:43.420 Sure.

00:34:43.840 He died at kind of the exact right time.

00:34:46.720 Yeah.

00:34:47.000 He would have been me too'd, killed, dead.

00:34:49.780 But everybody knows what they were signing up for.

00:34:51.840 Do you want to be the famous model Playboy, Playmate of the Month?

00:34:54.820 Yeah, suck this old guy.

00:34:55.760 I don't want to do that.

00:34:56.580 All right.

00:34:57.240 Okay.

00:34:57.640 She does.

00:34:58.060 I'm sure.

00:34:58.340 She does.

00:34:58.700 She does.

00:35:00.080 You're good.

00:35:00.660 Get the fuck out of here.

00:35:01.640 And, you know, that's the czar of dating would say, okay, we'll find another Playmate for you.

00:35:06.680 Like, you know, technically it was right.

00:35:08.800 But, man, he got away with a lot.

00:35:10.620 He got out perfect time.

00:35:12.020 And then, obviously, I'm not saying what he did was good.

00:35:14.060 Yeah, for sure.

00:35:14.600 But for him and what he did, he got out perfect time.

00:35:16.880 But also, he was probably a deep state CIA asset meant to usher in this slut era.

00:35:22.060 Pornography era.

00:35:22.660 Once he died, then they start me tooing.

00:35:24.820 That's not a coincidence.

00:35:25.980 That's true.

00:35:26.440 David Hogg's got a little Tinder profile now.

00:35:28.640 Yeah, David's out there looking for love.

00:35:30.400 So, there he is.

00:35:31.360 Nice headshot for David.

00:35:33.380 Yeah.

00:35:33.780 And then, what does it say?

00:35:34.720 He's an activist.

00:35:35.660 Harvard University.

00:35:36.760 Man.

00:35:37.640 Whoa.

00:35:38.100 That's pretty fucking right wing.

00:35:39.580 Careful, David.

00:35:40.160 David.

00:35:40.600 It's pretty right wing to say you're a man, David.

00:35:42.980 He goes, currently in an ethically non-monogamous open relationship.

00:35:47.760 Great plant, dad.

00:35:49.120 I'll fight your enemies like I fight the NRA.

00:35:51.620 Blah, blah, blah.

00:35:52.080 So, that's it.

00:35:52.920 How's that going?

00:35:53.800 Haven't you not gotten any ground in the NRA?

00:35:56.920 I saw something online.

00:35:59.340 It was a tweet.

00:35:59.900 And it goes, was bored and took a small dive into poly relationship YouTube.

00:36:03.420 And 95% of the videos are about training to not hear the little voice in your head telling you something is insanely wrong.

00:36:10.720 So, David in his open relationship.

00:36:12.620 Yeah.

00:36:12.960 Ethically non-monogamous.

00:36:14.320 Yeah.

00:36:14.940 Just ignore those shouts from the back of your head.

00:36:18.420 Yeah.

00:36:18.840 Something's not right.

00:36:19.640 This isn't good.

00:36:20.240 Where is she going?

00:36:20.800 Same with Bill de Blasio.

00:36:22.400 Bill de Blasio's got a little wife with a boyfriend now.

00:36:25.920 Mm-hmm.

00:36:26.660 And then same with Adam 22.

00:36:28.500 Is that his name?

00:36:29.320 Yeah.

00:36:29.800 I don't even want to talk about him.

00:36:30.880 I don't want to talk about him either.

00:36:31.600 I don't want to give him any air time.

00:36:32.600 He's really doubling down and just like, I don't think he even knows what he's doing.

00:36:40.140 He's reeling.

00:36:41.220 It's going to end ugly.

00:36:42.480 Yeah.

00:36:42.820 That's what I will say.

00:36:43.780 But yeah.

00:36:44.080 It's usually never good.

00:36:45.540 Mm-hmm.

00:36:46.340 All right.

00:36:46.840 Is that it on the dating section?

00:36:48.360 Yeah.

00:36:48.660 I think so.

00:36:49.200 We made all of our points.

00:36:50.260 Yeah.

00:36:50.620 Let's go to the nose job guy.

00:36:52.380 It's a little fun.

00:36:54.120 Sometimes we have to talk about dating and what's going on out there and the ugly shit.

00:36:59.080 Yeah.

00:36:59.320 We have two quick non-trans cringe clips and then we get some trans cringe.

00:37:03.780 So the first is the nose job guy.

00:37:05.600 So this guy got a nose job.

00:37:07.440 He had a normal nose with a little bit of a curve on it.

00:37:10.500 Probably the same nose his dad and grandpa and great grandpa had.

00:37:14.320 And then they gave him a girl's nose.

00:37:17.600 They gave him the twink nose.

00:37:19.520 The nose slopes like that.

00:37:21.320 It's like a girl nose.

00:37:22.360 Like a little, like a Whoville person nose.

00:37:25.240 Yeah.

00:37:26.140 So this guy decided to trade three millennium of noses for like the nose of the month.

00:37:33.180 You know what I mean?

00:37:34.200 Like that's what's sad to see.

00:37:35.400 It's like what's trendy right now.

00:37:37.400 And it's like you had three, 8,000 years of generations just cranking the same nose.

00:37:43.760 And the nose wasn't even like one of those obnoxious like mega beaks.

00:37:48.400 It was just a little, a little bit of a bump.

00:37:50.580 And you're a guy.

00:37:51.420 And obviously you're a gay guy, right?

00:37:53.200 Or.

00:37:53.800 Well, if he's getting, yeah, he's gotta be a gay guy.

00:37:55.440 He's gotta be a gay guy.

00:37:56.340 Until proven otherwise.

00:37:57.440 So gender affirming care.

00:37:58.860 He needs to be a gay.

00:38:00.100 He needs to be a gayer guy.

00:38:01.380 Yep.

00:38:01.580 Um, and then the baby given to two dads.

00:38:04.460 Yeah.

00:38:04.880 This one was making the rounds on Twitter.

00:38:07.020 These guys, it got community notes that they adopted and didn't acquire the baby for money.

00:38:11.920 Yeah.

00:38:12.460 Oh, that makes it better.

00:38:16.200 And then you notice the nurse comes in.

00:38:17.920 The theatric crying.

00:38:19.120 The theatric crying by the girl gay guy.

00:38:21.160 And then no one touches the kid.

00:38:26.200 They're all just like looking at it from far away because the nurse is a lady and like, that's who should be holding the kid.

00:38:31.640 And they're just naturally like looking at it and not.

00:38:34.400 And now you get handed.

00:38:35.280 Here's your baby.

00:38:36.500 Poor baby.

00:38:38.380 Death penalty?

00:38:39.000 Close.

00:38:43.220 Yeah, I can't.

00:38:45.300 Death penalty for gay guys adopting.

00:38:47.660 No, I'm kidding.

00:38:48.200 Yeah, he's joking.

00:38:49.060 I'm kidding.

00:38:49.760 But, you know, that, you know, Dave Rubin comes to mind.

00:38:54.340 I don't know.

00:38:55.160 Yeah, I don't support it.

00:38:56.520 I don't support it.

00:38:57.240 Because a baby is so little and doesn't know anything, but all it knows is like, where's mom, dad, you know, but mostly mom.

00:39:05.240 And then you just give it to a guy with a hairy chest and the baby.

00:39:08.760 Plays with it.

00:39:09.660 By the time the baby realizes what's going on, it's like developed in an unnatural way because of a lack of a mother.

00:39:17.600 Yeah.

00:39:17.920 Which is horrible.

00:39:19.100 I especially like seeing the conservatives who goes, hmm, I have no problem with this.

00:39:23.100 It's like a Brett Weinstein type.

00:39:24.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:25.040 He's like, hmm, wonder why the right is so upset at this, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:28.580 And it's like, buddy.

00:39:30.500 Yeah.

00:39:30.980 It's not natural.

00:39:31.900 Because the most innocent born baby a day, an hour old, has like two needs.

00:39:38.880 It's like food, milk, and like the mom.

00:39:41.800 Yeah.

00:39:42.340 One need, basically, the mom.

00:39:43.820 It's all in one.

00:39:44.920 And then you took that away and gave it to two homosexuals.

00:39:47.880 Who, should I get into what they're up to?

00:39:51.400 I'm sure they're trying to conceive.

00:39:53.600 Yeah.

00:39:54.260 A lot.

00:39:54.680 It didn't work.

00:39:55.420 A lot.

00:39:55.740 But they try every night.

00:39:57.640 All right.

00:39:58.220 Let's get into some trans cringe.

00:39:59.820 We have a whole page of trans cringe.

00:40:02.120 They always provide the trans, you know?

00:40:04.500 They do.

00:40:05.300 Netherlands Miss Universe.

00:40:07.380 We are in a bad dream baby.

00:40:09.680 Look at this face.

00:40:10.980 These little buck teeth on this guy.

00:40:13.220 So that's who won the thing.

00:40:14.680 And then the person on the right is the runner up.

00:40:16.800 Yeah.

00:40:17.800 Oh, really?

00:40:19.020 Yeah.

00:40:19.300 So basically, it's like the humiliation ritual continues and everything that a trans person

00:40:24.800 is involved in pretty much gets ruined.

00:40:27.660 Goes to zero.

00:40:28.680 They ruin the workplace.

00:40:30.800 They ruin sports.

00:40:31.920 They ruin the bathroom.

00:40:33.240 They ruin Miss Universe.

00:40:34.860 Yep.

00:40:35.040 They ruin Bud Light.

00:40:36.560 Yep.

00:40:36.900 If a trans person's involved, they have to automatically win.

00:40:41.360 Yeah.

00:40:41.920 At the expense.

00:40:42.620 Because otherwise, it's like a hate crime.

00:40:44.640 Otherwise, you hate trans people.

00:40:45.940 Of course.

00:40:46.600 Of course.

00:40:46.900 You can't have like actual competition.

00:40:48.700 There's no meritocracy anymore.

00:40:50.420 And it's just like all these women's things, sports, whatever, is just thrown out to be

00:40:56.400 nice to a trans person for the afternoon.

00:40:58.380 Yeah.

00:40:58.580 And I will say, so I will say that like, again, Miss Universe doesn't seem like a super masculine

00:41:05.280 industry, you know?

00:41:06.780 So once again, this is all like everyone competed against this man and they let it go and they

00:41:13.280 go, nah, the man won't win.

00:41:14.860 And then look what happens.

00:41:16.020 The man wins because no women actually stood up and said anything.

00:41:20.120 And other women who are competing just stood by and watched when they probably should have

00:41:23.280 walked off state.

00:41:24.160 Turned their backs.

00:41:25.120 Done anything to fight back.

00:41:26.560 Done something.

00:41:27.180 Yeah.

00:41:27.300 If you do something, we'll pick it up.

00:41:29.100 Of course.

00:41:29.300 We'll find it and go, oh, all these girls turned their back on the blah, blah, blah announcement

00:41:33.360 part.

00:41:34.140 We'll get it spread.

00:41:35.420 We could have really helped.

00:41:36.400 Yeah.

00:41:37.000 And then another thing they ruin is YouTube.

00:41:39.300 There's a trans person who's spreading their literal hairy butthole.

00:41:43.060 This is just a gay guy, but yes.

00:41:44.860 It's still the same shit.

00:41:46.140 Yeah.

00:41:46.280 It's all the same shit.

00:41:47.160 LGBT.

00:41:48.020 That's what they wanted.

00:41:49.040 It's all one umbrella.

00:41:49.940 It's all a group.

00:41:50.240 I thought you guys were the same.

00:41:51.460 It's all one big group.

00:41:52.780 So this guy had a video about removing his ass hair with Nair, the like cream.

00:41:58.440 And he shows his whole asshole on YouTube, including his balls.

00:42:04.400 Like it's disgusting.

00:42:05.680 And you sent it to me last week as like a shock value, like a bit.

00:42:11.500 Like he sent it to me like as a bit.

00:42:13.180 And now we're only covering it because, oh, sorry to hear this.

00:42:17.200 Team YouTube replies and goes, upon review, we have determined that the vending question

00:42:20.460 is not violative of our adult content policies.

00:42:23.900 So that's okay on YouTube.

00:42:25.500 Jordan Peterson can't be on YouTube.

00:42:27.220 Yeah.

00:42:27.420 Jordan Peterson, he discussed gender in a negative way.

00:42:31.300 All those jab videos we did and election integrity videos we did weren't allowed on YouTube.

00:42:38.920 Gone.

00:42:39.340 But I should have just shown my hairy ass and balls.

00:42:42.700 Yeah.

00:42:42.980 You would have gotten, good boy.

00:42:44.420 You would have monetized that.

00:42:46.380 So that's how it goes, I guess.

00:42:50.320 Yeah.

00:42:50.840 We have to give them special treatment or else they'll kill themselves.

00:42:53.020 Exactly.

00:42:53.640 That's the undertone of everything.

00:42:55.000 We don't want to trigger them.

00:42:56.080 Yeah.

00:42:56.300 There was a Reddit triggered post.

00:42:58.900 Is it Reddit or 4chan?

00:43:00.280 Yeah, Reddit.

00:43:01.540 So basically it's this person and you can kind of hit it.

00:43:05.220 This person goes, I feel sad about not being able to give birth.

00:43:08.060 Do any of you girls feel a longing for this?

00:43:10.620 I find it fascinating.

00:43:11.720 Blah, blah, blah.

00:43:12.500 Somebody goes, my longing got so bad it literally almost killed me.

00:43:16.060 But I'm feeling much better now since I can adopt a child in two years and possibly give birth in 10 years.

00:43:21.760 And then somebody goes, how do you mean the part with possibly give birth in 10 years?

00:43:25.880 Is there some science thing I didn't hear about?

00:43:28.040 And then the reply is, there are doctors working on uterus transplants for trans women.

00:43:34.120 And it will most likely be possible for trans femmes to give birth in a decade.

00:43:37.820 They are making huge progress.

00:43:39.580 And then somebody else goes, any source on this?

00:43:41.520 Like, I need to read further.

00:43:43.720 And then the person who initially said the comment says, sorry, someone else has to look up the source.

00:43:48.480 I get super dysphoric when searching.

00:43:51.080 Yeah.

00:43:51.280 I don't like what the results make me feel when I'm searching for the uterus transplant.

00:43:55.480 So I can have a baby in 10 years.

00:43:56.720 How do you do that?

00:43:57.780 Don't trigger me.

00:43:58.660 Don't trigger me.

00:43:59.880 Don't.

00:44:00.540 I'm this close.

00:44:01.720 That's the light at the end of the tunnel for me.

00:44:03.560 I'm birthing a baby in 10.

00:44:05.400 Yeah.

00:44:05.760 Don't ask any fucking questions.

00:44:07.480 And then let's do the last, not the second to last, the slay bitch, the trans person who's yelling.

00:44:15.300 Basically, the whole theme of this is if you're trans, you can do whatever you want.

00:44:18.620 Get away with anything.

00:44:19.400 You can get away with anything.

00:44:20.180 And then they have this guy example.

00:44:21.480 Crazy that you can get away with anything as long as you're gay.

00:44:24.660 Watch this.

00:44:26.000 Slay bitches.

00:44:28.300 Slay bitch.

00:44:30.720 Slay bitch ass nigga.

00:44:34.920 Isn't that good?

00:44:36.320 Isn't that good?

00:44:37.200 You can do whatever you want.

00:44:38.780 I don't want you to kill yourself because of me.

00:44:40.840 I'll get in trouble.

00:44:42.840 And then we have the trans shooter press conference.

00:44:45.240 This is a little bit of a more somber video, but there was a trans shooter, mass shooter.

00:44:49.620 Do we cover this on the show or in bonus land or anything?

00:44:52.860 I don't know.

00:44:53.200 It was in Philly.

00:44:54.500 Five dead, two wounded, I believe.

00:44:57.400 And they were showing, it was a cross-dressing guy who kept making pretty faces like this.

00:45:03.460 So what we know is trans.

00:45:05.040 That's basically what they all look like, right?

00:45:07.200 I want to discuss very briefly because there is a nasty, violent, in terms of verbal and written words spewed by the conservative press regarding the shooter.

00:45:25.580 There are certain pictures that are circulating.

00:45:29.300 Some of you may be aware of those pictures.

00:45:32.300 These pictures have the shooter in one picture as male and other pictures dressed in female attire or female outfits.

00:45:47.220 They have used those pictures to attack trans people, and particularly trans women of color, which are extremely vulnerable to violence in our community.

00:46:00.360 I want to set the record straight because language is extremely important when we're talking about anything dealing with violence in the trans community.

00:46:11.100 The suspect or the shooter has not identified themselves as trans.

00:46:17.140 They have only identified themselves as male, and that's the language that will be used until further developments if they change that type of language.

00:46:28.480 But the language that is spewed out by the conservative press is violent and is dangerous and is targeting trans women of color.

00:46:38.460 Oh, that's good.

00:46:39.440 So the language used to describe the trans shooter is violent.

00:46:43.520 Which I guess he doesn't know what violent means.

00:46:46.520 Yeah, we're already at violent, buddy.

00:46:48.040 Yeah.

00:46:48.400 It's a mass shooting.

00:46:49.120 He killed five people.

00:46:50.120 Yeah.

00:46:50.480 We're here at violence.

00:46:52.360 And he's like, no, let's go back to words because that could cause violence.

00:46:55.520 It's like, no, we're discussing the violence.

00:46:57.880 The violence already happened.

00:46:59.040 And it's like you have to use the correct language because if you don't, these people are so unhinged that they could go on a shooting spree.

00:47:06.260 So it's like they're basically holding us hostage.

00:47:08.660 Yeah.

00:47:08.880 It's like nitroglycerin, the most unstable element of like explosion.

00:47:14.500 And it's just like.

00:47:15.220 What did you call me?

00:47:16.140 Yeah.

00:47:17.160 It's like an old cart of nitroglycerin going over rocks.

00:47:20.540 What was that movie where nitroglycerin was in it and everyone had to be really careful with it?

00:47:25.720 Was it like Mission Impossible or it was some avalanche movie, I think.

00:47:29.860 I feel like they're mostly in old westerns, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.

00:47:33.320 All right.

00:47:33.520 Well, that's the end of cringe.

00:47:34.440 You happy about that?

00:47:35.600 Do you want to do this trans person, this other sad story about the trans person?

00:47:38.840 Yeah.

00:47:39.120 Just while we're here.

00:47:39.880 Yeah, I might as well.

00:47:40.660 See this guy take a nice look at his face?

00:47:42.580 Yeah.

00:47:43.040 He missed out on teenage love.

00:47:44.740 I missed out on attending high school as a girl.

00:47:46.780 I missed out on being asked to prom, to being romanced during my formative years, to failing

00:47:51.380 in my femininity early on when I was socially acceptable to do so.

00:47:55.280 I'm homesick for a place I've never been.

00:47:57.740 Well, don't worry, buddy.

00:47:58.780 I'm sure you'll try to romance some teenagers.

00:48:02.480 And don't worry, buddy.

00:48:03.760 You've never been there and you're never going.

00:48:06.360 So yeah.

00:48:06.900 I'm sure you'll get really close.

00:48:08.340 And if you don't, it's a reflection on how hateful society is.

00:48:11.180 Yeah.

00:48:11.460 Make sure you keep the nuclear rods cool.

00:48:15.160 Don't blow up.

00:48:16.120 Don't blow up, please.

00:48:17.440 All right.

00:48:17.840 We are out of cringe and we are into Urban Decay.

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00:48:44.360 All right.

00:48:44.800 Urban Decay.

00:48:45.260 The guy tries to rob the store, but no one cares.

00:48:48.680 Yeah.

00:48:49.120 This is new.

00:48:52.260 Everybody, get down.

00:48:53.680 Give me all the money.

00:48:55.080 It's got the boxes.

00:48:56.760 Give me all the money.

00:48:58.540 Get down.

00:48:59.320 Hello?

00:49:00.060 How's the money?

00:49:00.840 The guy answers the phone.

00:49:02.660 Hello?

00:49:04.080 Give me the money.

00:49:05.080 How's the money?

00:49:07.240 Everybody, give me everything.

00:49:10.140 How's the money?

00:49:10.900 How's the money?

00:49:10.920 How's the money?

00:49:10.940 How's the money?

00:49:12.900 All right.

00:49:20.240 That's enough.

00:49:20.940 He just fails.

00:49:22.380 Everyone, give me everything.

00:49:23.380 Where's the money?

00:49:23.880 It's like, no one has anything.

00:49:25.280 No one has any money.

00:49:26.700 Yeah.

00:49:26.820 No one has any money.

00:49:27.980 Yeah.

00:49:28.440 Who are you robbing?

00:49:29.480 It's all in Ukraine.

00:49:30.900 We gave it away.

00:49:32.320 And the hand in the bag for the gun.

00:49:35.420 No.

00:49:36.040 It doesn't work anymore.

00:49:37.340 I call.

00:49:38.040 Yeah.

00:49:39.220 You bluff it.

00:49:40.060 I call.

00:49:40.400 He goes, I'm all in.

00:49:42.300 Bluff catcher.

00:49:43.740 You could also, if you were that guy, does he get in trouble for that?

00:49:47.560 Yeah.

00:49:47.740 There's a $2,000 reward.

00:49:49.160 That's an attempted robbery.

00:49:50.620 I would just say, I got Tourette.

00:49:53.440 What's up, guys?

00:49:54.180 Hey, no, come on.

00:49:54.660 Shit.

00:49:55.000 Kamala Harris.

00:49:55.520 No one gives you anything.

00:49:56.400 It's like, ah, I'm just kidding.

00:49:57.620 Nothing.

00:49:58.100 Yeah.

00:49:58.540 Never mind.

00:49:59.100 And the funny thing is, it's like, there are two extremes to getting robbed by a unstable

00:50:05.040 African-American in the United States.

00:50:07.560 One is this, where everybody gets lucky, nothing happens.

00:50:10.780 And the other is, you still get shot after giving them money.

00:50:14.100 So we're not telling anybody to do this, but you got to read the situation and get, you

00:50:19.160 know.

00:50:19.240 You should see the gun.

00:50:20.500 Yeah.

00:50:20.820 You got to see the gun.

00:50:21.760 There's no reason to not show the gun if you're the robber.

00:50:24.060 Exactly.

00:50:24.720 So anything other than showing, it's like bluff.

00:50:28.080 Yeah.

00:50:28.440 Caught.

00:50:29.560 All right.

00:50:30.240 Let's move on.

00:50:31.380 The smoking.

00:50:31.920 We have a couple of fast ones.

00:50:33.120 The smoking kid peels out.

00:50:38.380 Where is that?

00:50:41.240 Los Angeles, I guess.

00:50:43.060 Where is that kid?

00:50:44.560 Imagine pulling over that kid.

00:50:46.640 The kid's like nine years old, smoking, and you pull him over, and you're like, what the

00:50:49.840 fuck?

00:50:50.280 Yeah.

00:50:50.580 You can't even put him in handcuffs because they don't go that low.

00:50:53.680 Um, my thing with that is the people filming are like, man, that's crazy.

00:51:00.120 And it's like any society, that kid is going to cause $10,000 of damage and possibly lose

00:51:05.520 a human life by the end of the day.

00:51:07.200 Whip it around like that.

00:51:08.420 It's like, oh, that's funny.

00:51:10.060 That's cute.

00:51:10.560 9-1-1.

00:51:11.440 Hey, black sedan.

00:51:12.680 Yeah.

00:51:13.040 License plate XYZ 221.

00:51:14.640 Child driving.

00:51:15.480 Yeah.

00:51:15.860 So.

00:51:16.680 Um, yeah.

00:51:17.740 Imagine being the passenger in that car.

00:51:20.200 Yeah.

00:51:20.460 Who is the passenger in that car?

00:51:21.660 It's like, all right, let's get out of here.

00:51:23.120 Get whipsing around.

00:51:24.800 What are you, like 10 years old?

00:51:26.280 Yeah.

00:51:26.520 All right, let's take it.

00:51:27.000 Let's go home.

00:51:28.080 You're the passenger?

00:51:29.140 Yeah.

00:51:29.340 Why wouldn't you be driving?

00:51:30.720 Yeah.

00:51:30.920 Um, all right.

00:51:31.800 How about the crazy lady who loses her shit at the airport?

00:51:34.260 Kiss me.

00:51:35.220 Kiss me.

00:51:36.380 And tell me who's the head on joking.

00:51:38.080 What, I'm not hot enough for you?

00:51:39.820 I'm not hot enough?

00:51:41.260 I'm not sexy enough?

00:51:43.300 Just tell her she's hot and let's all catch our flight.

00:51:45.940 Tell me I'm fucking hot.

00:51:47.560 Tell me I'm fucking sexy.

00:51:49.580 Tell me.

00:51:50.880 Tell me.

00:51:51.480 Tell me.

00:51:53.500 Now control hold.

00:51:54.740 Oh, animal control.

00:51:55.740 Because I look like a mad woman and you're going to break my bones?

00:51:59.960 You're going to break my bones, security?

00:52:02.620 Security's going to break my bones to get me to fucking shut up?

00:52:05.960 What are you doing to me?

00:52:07.180 What are you doing to my back?

00:52:09.000 What are you doing to my back?

00:52:12.180 I like her.

00:52:14.060 That's what happens when you take your Ambien for your flight, but then you get delayed an hour and a half.

00:52:18.640 And it's like, uh-oh.

00:52:20.080 I think all of these are just drug bad reactions.

00:52:23.340 Yeah.

00:52:23.540 Um, and so, you know, we, we were one of the first people to do Spirit Airlines behavior.

00:52:28.880 Not one of the first, but like really highlighted on the show.

00:52:31.780 And this is white people's month.

00:52:33.580 This is the white month.

00:52:34.700 This is different than full Spirit Airlines.

00:52:37.220 Like Spirit Airlines behavior is just no class.

00:52:39.200 You got into a fight and you pulled someone's weave out.

00:52:41.200 Yeah.

00:52:41.540 Brawls.

00:52:41.940 This is more of like millennial women on pills who are single with no kids taking SSRIs.

00:52:48.860 And they're just kind of like losing their shit.

00:52:51.460 Yeah.

00:52:51.700 Which I think, uh, Vish Bura made a good point.

00:52:54.500 There's a lot more of this coming.

00:52:56.440 I think so.

00:52:57.320 These types of like 36 year old single women who are on pills and like drunk on wine and freaking out.

00:53:03.300 That's going to be a hot topic.

00:53:05.360 This could also be-

00:53:06.120 That rings true.

00:53:06.480 That rings true, right?

00:53:07.700 Yeah.

00:53:08.080 We'll see.

00:53:08.520 This could also be a bad vax reaction.

00:53:11.080 Hmm.

00:53:11.600 And everyone's going psychotic.

00:53:13.160 Hmm.

00:53:14.040 And then you get the lady on the plane who saw the lizard person and you say, all right, that's a bad vax.

00:53:19.080 But, oh, she's so base.

00:53:20.180 She sees lizard people, but she also had the physiognomy of an RN, a nurse.

00:53:25.380 Yeah.

00:53:25.800 Yeah, she did.

00:53:26.280 And if you're a nurse, you may have had to get the vaccine.

00:53:28.260 You know where she lost me?

00:53:29.620 She had that nurse body.

00:53:29.880 She had the nurse body, that lady.

00:53:31.400 You know where she lost me?

00:53:32.680 When she goes, right now.

00:53:35.200 That right now.

00:53:36.720 Because she couldn't say it.

00:53:37.660 That's like a Valium sentence.

00:53:39.140 Yeah.

00:53:39.320 That's like a zonk.

00:53:40.600 Everyone's just pilled out and fucked up.

00:53:42.720 I think that's the real truth.

00:53:44.680 All right.

00:53:45.460 The Uber driver, former military translator, killed in D.C.

00:53:49.680 Yeah.

00:53:49.840 This is sad.

00:53:50.560 This guy was a translator against the Taliban, right?

00:53:53.920 Yeah.

00:53:54.200 Interpreter who served with U.S. forces in Afghanistan, fled Taliban takeover, shot dead, driving Lyft in D.C.

00:54:00.960 He's a father of four.

00:54:02.480 He served as an interpreter alongside special forces.

00:54:06.520 And I think he worked for a very long time.

00:54:09.460 Like, I think I saw somewhere 42 months.

00:54:12.180 Like, straight Warzone translator carrying an AK, 42 months.

00:54:16.620 Wow.

00:54:17.280 Literal Warzone.

00:54:18.320 And then who kills him?

00:54:20.760 Youths.

00:54:21.340 Yeah.

00:54:21.900 You know?

00:54:22.320 So here's a picture of him.

00:54:23.900 Looks like a great guy.

00:54:25.340 Here's the four youths running away.

00:54:27.060 The youths.

00:54:27.660 The urban youths.

00:54:28.760 Yeah.

00:54:29.200 You know what they call him.

00:54:29.960 Future scholars.

00:54:31.020 Young people.

00:54:32.040 Here he is in combat and in service, you know?

00:54:36.320 And that's kind of what's happening now, guys.

00:54:40.100 Import the third world.

00:54:41.620 Run like the third world.

00:54:42.980 And we are the third world.

00:54:44.480 You can get killed anywhere in America.

00:54:47.700 Yeah.

00:54:48.100 Very sad.

00:54:48.520 Any major city.

00:54:49.500 Very sad.

00:54:50.260 That's how you die.

00:54:51.220 Not in a war zone.

00:54:52.400 You die in D.C.

00:54:54.420 As an Uber driver.

00:54:55.640 And to make it out and go, yes, I'm in the promised land.

00:54:58.560 Yes.

00:54:59.400 I did my time.

00:55:00.360 I'm a veteran.

00:55:01.020 I'm decorated.

00:55:01.840 I did the right thing for the country.

00:55:03.260 I gave four kids a shot at a real life that's better than living in a hut in Afghanistan.

00:55:08.400 You know?

00:55:08.920 And that's what you get.

00:55:10.500 There's some more young Americans.

00:55:12.440 Some more urban youths.

00:55:14.540 Guy killed people randomly in NYC on his scooter.

00:55:17.640 Yeah.

00:55:17.860 This is actually dark.

00:55:19.320 And we're going to have to blur some of it.

00:55:20.820 But this guy is on the scooter just driving around, just popping people.

00:55:24.380 And then he shot this old man.

00:55:25.900 Here's the old man.

00:55:27.560 And the old man, when he got shot, the bullet went straight through him.

00:55:32.660 So it's like you see him get shot in the chest and he turns around and then you see his back

00:55:36.580 is bloody too.

00:55:38.600 And then he just on the ground died.

00:55:41.120 And that was-

00:55:41.920 And then no one really helped him.

00:55:43.080 Of course.

00:55:43.620 And that was a father of six, I believe, on his way to pray at a mosque.

00:55:48.380 So-

00:55:48.840 So that's two Muslim Americans getting killed by urban youths.

00:55:53.660 Yeah.

00:55:54.600 I wonder if that trend will increase as well.

00:55:57.000 Well, I think it's indiscriminate, right?

00:55:58.720 That kind of low IQ violence is indiscriminate and it comes for everyone.

00:56:03.800 And so until everyone bands together and demands a repeat of the 94 crime bill-

00:56:10.280 Yeah.

00:56:10.540 Then we're all in trouble.

00:56:11.800 That's a good point.

00:56:12.960 All right.

00:56:13.360 Let's not get too down.

00:56:14.360 Let's not get too depressed.

00:56:15.100 Let's move on to Uplifting Gold.

00:56:18.140 Our first clip of Uplifting Gold, the baby getting breastfed on the bike with a cigarette.

00:56:23.480 Look at that.

00:56:24.540 That's Americana.

00:56:25.940 The thing is about this, at first I was like, this is good.

00:56:30.200 And then this is like our chance to get the country back, you know?

00:56:34.340 But then I found out it was a Ross Creations bit.

00:56:37.800 It was a sketch.

00:56:38.960 Yeah.

00:56:39.660 I was like thinking like, ah, smoking cigarettes and you're a baby.

00:56:43.120 Yeah.

00:56:43.640 That's America.

00:56:44.580 That's clear.

00:56:45.340 He spoke some cigarettes.

00:56:47.440 So yeah, we can't even have, we don't even do that anymore.

00:56:50.060 We can't even do that.

00:56:51.100 I know.

00:56:51.580 It's not allowed.

00:56:53.300 The black guy gets pulled over with all the guns.

00:56:56.140 Really quick before you play it.

00:56:57.380 But this, the reason I'm playing this is because so many times DL Hewley and those types, what's

00:57:04.420 the other one?

00:57:05.460 Ibram X.

00:57:06.060 Kendi.

00:57:07.280 And then what's the, Tariq Nishid.

00:57:08.940 Tariq Nishid is the huge one.

00:57:11.020 Suspected white supremacist officer.

00:57:13.220 So every, they always get mad like, oh, whenever someone gets arrested and not killed, like a

00:57:17.280 mass shooter, they always go like, if it was a black person, he'd be dead.

00:57:21.820 Let's see how the cops handle this situation.

00:57:24.560 Looks pretty normal.

00:57:26.080 Okay, so are you transporting, are you transporting your gun from the range?

00:57:30.980 Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:57:31.820 I'm a, well, let me explain.

00:57:33.820 So I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a fire arm instructor, state of Maryland, certified fire

00:57:40.560 arm instructor.

00:57:40.900 You got your, you got your instructor card?

00:57:42.200 I got everything.

00:57:42.920 I'm going to pull everything up for you.

00:57:44.320 I'm also ex-law enforcement, current, so that's why I got, I got machine guns back

00:57:51.480 there, silencers, anything you need, just let me know.

00:57:53.880 But yeah, no, no, seriously, listen, listen, when I pop the trunk, you'll be like, yo,

00:57:58.640 who the fuck is this guy?

00:57:59.520 But I got all my documentations in the backseat, I'll give you everything, you know what I

00:58:03.560 mean?

00:58:03.700 I got, I'm pretty sure y'all was like, who the hell is this guy, man, shades on, you

00:58:07.680 know what I mean?

00:58:08.120 Let me check him out.

00:58:09.020 Okay, okay, okay.

00:58:10.020 And you got, yeah, I'm actually, like I said, I was dropping this off, because it's not supposed

00:58:14.520 to be on the road, you know what I'm saying?

00:58:15.340 I was dropping it off, taking everything out, and then shooting out to go do a class, actually,

00:58:19.380 you know what I mean?

00:58:19.760 So DL Hewley said that was impossible, but he had a mask and glasses on when they pulled

00:58:25.800 him over with a gun right here, and a trunk full of machine guns, but it's like, if he

00:58:31.860 had gotten pulled over and said, I didn't do shit, I didn't do shit, what do you want,

00:58:35.700 what do you want, and then he reaches into his pocket to go on Facebook Live, then you

00:58:39.640 get shot for that.

00:58:40.620 Yeah.

00:58:41.080 It's a little crazy, Mr. Dad.

00:58:42.800 My favorite thing is the, he's doing, like, hands, his gun is right here, he's doing hands,

00:58:48.160 it's like, nah, man, nah, that's not me.

00:58:51.140 But I mean, that's uplifting gold, the cops, they got it, they didn't freak out, there was

00:58:55.900 two of them, but everything was fine.

00:58:57.880 I think that guy might have John Wick'd him, if the cops did something.

00:59:01.840 Yeah, and he probably would have gotten off somewhat justifiably so.

00:59:05.780 Maybe, maybe.

00:59:06.700 You know?

00:59:07.280 All right, next, the fully lit night golf course in Arizona, this is just a cool thing I

00:59:11.280 saw, I would totally do this.

00:59:12.960 I would go here a lot.

00:59:15.020 Because then you can drink and play golf.

00:59:16.760 Yeah.

00:59:17.080 I don't drink, I don't like drinking.

00:59:18.960 Yeah.

00:59:19.440 And then everyone, when I play golf, like, likes to drink, and I just, like, it's like,

00:59:22.820 you start at 8 in the morning, you're drinking, like, it's not, you know, then you have,

00:59:26.080 like, three drinks by the time the first nine holes are done, and then it's like, you're

00:59:29.800 dehydrated and tired, it's not even a nice buzz.

00:59:32.620 There is some-

00:59:34.020 You can night drink at that.

00:59:35.280 I'll argue for the day drinking side of golf, too, though, there is a very nice sweet spot once

00:59:40.800 you're in two and a half beers, maybe, you're playing good, and you're swinging real loose.

00:59:46.420 There's a nice, perfect spot, so.

00:59:48.680 There's a nice, perfect spot.

00:59:49.720 Yeah.

00:59:50.440 Arizona night golf.

00:59:51.440 I would love to do night golf.

00:59:52.700 All right, last clip of uplifting gold.

00:59:54.140 I know it's a short uplifting gold, but our episodes are now, like, an hour, hour and

00:59:58.300 ten.

00:59:58.680 We're keeping it tight.

00:59:59.540 Two a week.

01:00:00.280 That's just how it goes.

01:00:01.200 Another episode on Friday.

01:00:02.720 The kid fishing with his dad.

01:00:05.800 We have a best life.

01:00:07.080 That's me and you.

01:00:08.700 Let me tell you.

01:00:09.400 Let me tell you.

01:00:09.480 Let me tell you.

01:00:09.900 Let me tell you.

01:00:11.060 This is my dream right here.

01:00:12.800 You fish, I paddle.

01:00:14.140 We're going to have a great time.

01:00:15.200 We just talk.

01:00:16.040 Listen to music and eat snacks.

01:00:18.380 Makes sense.

01:00:19.300 Mm-hmm.

01:00:20.500 What's better?

01:00:21.580 Oh, baby babies!

01:00:27.420 Okay, now let's go to that.

01:00:28.460 Let's stay on that side.

01:00:33.360 We're going to catch one over there.

01:00:35.700 Yeah, we are.

01:00:36.660 Got one.

01:00:37.420 Whoa!

01:00:38.120 That's a big one, Isla.

01:00:38.940 You just said it, and we just did.

01:00:41.180 That's a big one, Isla.

01:00:43.620 That's a big one, Isla.

01:00:45.020 Yeah, I know.

01:00:46.280 He gets the net.

01:00:48.720 The bar traffic paddle.

01:00:49.900 Isn't that nice?

01:00:50.740 Up, up, up.

01:00:51.820 That's your little buddy.

01:00:52.960 That's why we do it.

01:00:54.100 Get him.

01:00:54.300 Not every kid's transgender.

01:00:56.220 Can't forget that.

01:00:57.340 Everyone's pretty much normal.

01:00:59.220 That's like a huge thing we have to remember.

01:01:01.460 We still have this like freak shit online.

01:01:03.860 Everyone's pretty much normal who's normal.

01:01:05.940 All the city people and all the leftists, they're all, you know, fucked.

01:01:10.020 But there's a lot of that out there, too.

01:01:12.280 Everyone's pretty much normal should be the tagline of this uplifting gold.

01:01:15.700 Yep.

01:01:16.320 Everyone is pretty much normal.

01:01:18.160 I don't know if that's even true, though.

01:01:19.880 No.

01:01:21.300 We get caught looking at the microscope too long.

01:01:25.140 Everyone's pretty much normal.

01:01:26.320 There's still a normal baseball team every neighborhood you drive through.

01:01:30.220 That's true.

01:01:30.640 That's very true.

01:01:31.740 And they're trying to ruin that and make it less.

01:01:33.820 But, yeah.

01:01:34.600 All right.

01:01:35.100 That's another Fluggist Talks in the Books.

01:01:36.840 Before we end the show, as always, we're going to shout out companies.

01:01:42.760 We've been shouting out a ton of companies at the end of every show.

01:01:45.500 People have been supporting.

01:01:46.940 Today's company is Chiwis.

01:01:50.120 I have a shirt underneath here, a Chiwis shirt.

01:01:53.240 So Chiwis is a chip company.

01:01:55.740 They make popcorn chips.

01:01:57.760 They make like – they're kind of like the shape of like Cheetos.

01:02:02.240 You can't say Cheetos in a Chiwis ad read.

01:02:05.180 It's not an ad read.

01:02:06.000 I know.

01:02:06.420 I know.

01:02:06.640 So they said there's a box of Chiwis.

01:02:08.960 But basically they're Cheeto-shaped chips and they come in pizza-flavored, barbecue, hot and spicy, original, sour cream and onion.

01:02:18.100 They're so good.

01:02:19.420 It's like the local chips here in New Orleans.

01:02:21.760 They sent me a huge box of chips and a bunch of shirts and cotton candy and stuff.

01:02:25.540 So we're very grateful for that.

01:02:27.240 So if you guys are looking for chips or trying something new and you want to support a company that sent Fleckus a bunch of free stuff and it's really cool,

01:02:36.160 the local New Orleans, the local New Orleans, the local New Orleans lore, Chiwis is your answer.

01:02:40.760 They are linked in the description to their website and also to their Instagram.

01:02:44.860 So give them a follow.

01:02:46.260 Go comment on some recent posts.

01:02:47.880 Say, hey, we want some ceviche-flavored Chiwis for after when I play tennis with Rob Smith.

01:02:53.200 But stuff like that, you can kind of monkey paw them a little more.

01:02:57.160 They're a bigger brand, so you can really monkey paw them.

01:02:59.700 They're a bigger brand, so you can kind of exactly.

01:03:02.800 But they support us.

01:03:03.860 They send us a bunch of free stuff.

01:03:05.260 They are a great company.

01:03:06.300 The chips taste really good.

01:03:07.820 It's better than all the other stuff you get that's disgusting.

01:03:11.060 So support them.

01:03:12.060 Go check them out.

01:03:12.780 Go follow them on Instagram and go tell them Fleckus sent you.

01:03:15.440 Another Fleckus Talks in the books.

01:03:16.700 Thank you guys for watching.

01:03:17.580 Like, share, subscribe.

01:03:18.340 All the good stuff.

01:03:19.840 FleckusTalks.com for bonus land coming out on Friday.

01:03:22.640 Next episode is Friday at 11 a.m. Eastern.

01:03:26.260 It's going to be a public episode as usual.

01:03:28.780 And then the bonus land will be out simultaneously on FleckusTalks.com.

01:03:32.640 Thank you guys for watching.

01:03:33.800 Tuesday episode.

01:03:34.660 First one in the books.

01:03:35.680 We got it done.

01:03:36.440 Hope you enjoyed it.

01:03:37.660 Two a week going forward.

01:03:39.260 See you at the next one.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - July 11, 2023

REFUGEES VACATIONING IN THE COUNTRIES THEY ＂FLED＂？

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