Fleccas Talks Podcast - REPARATIONS OR WE STEAL

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fuckin' Socks, a podcast episode 72. 0.98

00:00:04.120 Today on the show, International Women's Day just passed. 0.98

00:00:07.200 Richard Raffaway and I will be talking about our favorite women.

00:00:10.300 Gay dads transition their two-year-old son into a girl in this week's Cringe of the Week. 1.00

00:00:14.780 A creepy guy asked this lady for sex on a ring cam in the middle of the night. 1.00

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00:00:24.980 the crime, looting, and murders will stop. 0.98

00:00:27.900 I kind of don't believe him.

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00:00:40.280 And actions speak louder than words.

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00:01:52.780 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:01:54.140 All right.

00:01:55.200 Housekeeping.

00:01:55.680 We have a very important housekeeping today, as always.

00:01:58.960 One for one on the intro, of course.

00:02:00.720 One for one on the intro, of course.

00:02:02.860 Which is always how it goes down.

00:02:04.860 We don't ever get frustrated or bothered by how many takes the intro is.

00:02:09.700 There's no swearing off camera.

00:02:11.320 There's nothing.

00:02:11.920 Stop asking questions.

00:02:13.100 No one's slamming the table.

00:02:15.020 All right.

00:02:15.760 Things causing heart attacks and blood clots this week.

00:02:19.100 Artificial sweetener.

00:02:20.580 Yeah.

00:02:21.600 And artificial sweetener linked to blood clots and heart attacks.

00:02:24.180 New study finds.

00:02:25.600 I feel like we...

00:02:26.400 Have we talked about this one already?

00:02:28.500 They're kind of repeating, is what it seems like.

00:02:30.420 They're kind of going back through and repeating.

00:02:33.200 Is there artificial sweetener in six Diet Cokes a day?

00:02:36.180 Definitely.

00:02:36.920 Oh, no.

00:02:38.840 Well, I'm not at risk for any other reason besides that.

00:02:41.960 I'm a little sarcastic.

00:02:44.040 Yeah.

00:02:44.260 And I'm ripping six diets a day.

00:02:46.000 No cold showers, so you're clean, to be honest.

00:02:48.100 Yeah, I should be all right.

00:02:49.300 Yeah.

00:02:49.780 That's just an easy one.

00:02:50.920 It's a little bit of a layup this week.

00:02:52.360 But let's get into it.

00:02:53.420 Doppelganger section.

00:02:54.660 I don't have any doppelgangers for Richard Rapboy this week, so maybe this is going to

00:02:58.280 be a light to no doppelganger section.

00:03:00.380 No.

00:03:00.740 No.

00:03:02.460 No.

00:03:02.960 There's a heavy doppelganger section.

00:03:04.700 So let's go through your week again.

00:03:06.180 Okay.

00:03:06.500 So your week started off the...

00:03:09.600 You know, you're a wrestler.

00:03:11.200 You're called the Revolting Puff.

00:03:13.960 I just found that out about you.

00:03:15.200 I didn't know you were a Moonlighting as a wrestler.

00:03:16.920 That's you.

00:03:17.540 I'm the one on the right?

00:03:18.580 Yeah.

00:03:18.860 You're that one on the right.

00:03:20.440 You see the body shape?

00:03:21.920 The Revolting Puff.

00:03:22.880 So that's you.

00:03:24.980 Then after the wrestling match, we went to a bar where they kind of used you.

00:03:28.980 You were the bartender a little bit.

00:03:30.640 That got weird.

00:03:31.760 But we started getting wild.

00:03:33.100 We got a little drunk.

00:03:34.600 Everything like that.

00:03:35.540 And then this giant Amazon woman came up to you. 1.00

00:03:38.620 And she said, I'm 6'5".

00:03:40.520 And you're like, what, 5'8"?

00:03:41.860 So yeah, she put the leg up over you. 1.00

00:03:44.380 That shit was getting wild. 0.99

00:03:46.660 Then we got a little drunk. 1.00

00:03:47.860 You said, hey, put this on your head, Rapboy. 0.99

00:03:49.860 Kick it off. 0.97

00:03:50.980 So there's you.

00:03:51.660 I'm the kicker.

00:03:52.380 Yeah, you're the kicker.

00:03:53.320 And then you're the one there.

00:03:53.920 I'm the one on the ground.

00:03:54.700 So there is a Rapboy Doppelganger this week.

00:03:56.600 Yep.

00:03:57.060 Yep.

00:03:57.320 And I land the kick.

00:03:58.300 Doesn't even hurt you.

00:03:59.220 Yeah, you land the kick.

00:04:00.500 Nice job.

00:04:01.380 But then you got a little too blackout.

00:04:02.760 I had to leave after that.

00:04:04.120 You got a little too blackout.

00:04:05.240 You started acting weird.

00:04:07.120 So you just started, I don't know.

00:04:10.420 Convulsing.

00:04:10.940 No, I think it's more like humping. 0.81

00:04:12.960 You were like looking for something.

00:04:14.620 You were horned up.

00:04:15.380 And then you were so horned up.

00:04:18.920 You're so horned up and there were no women around other than the Amazonian. 1.00

00:04:22.420 So you turned into a gay twink. 1.00

00:04:24.440 You turned into a big bear. 1.00

00:04:25.800 I think that's an otter bear.

00:04:27.360 Like I was right in between bear and otter.

00:04:28.900 Yeah.

00:04:29.320 Yeah.

00:04:29.680 So I'm like, I got jacked. 0.96

00:04:31.160 Yeah, you got jacked.

00:04:32.100 The before and after from the puff to this, it's like actually like an uplifting message. 0.99

00:04:37.420 But, but it doesn't end there because you were a gay bear and you know, hate crimes and 0.99

00:04:43.240 gay people that happen all the time. 0.99

00:04:45.660 So someone took a tire iron to the back of your head and you got paralyzed, buddy. 0.99

00:04:51.520 So you can't see his legs.

00:04:53.320 He's in a chair right now.

00:04:54.840 So that's the final dob.

00:04:57.520 Nice.

00:04:58.020 Good work.

00:04:58.780 So yeah, rough week for Fleckus.

00:05:00.540 We'll see what happens next week.

00:05:01.720 I guess guys keep sending me these.

00:05:03.660 I'm finding like random people who DM me like the, for the first time ever.

00:05:07.240 Like a perfect doppelganger.

00:05:08.700 So keep it coming.

00:05:10.000 Yeah.

00:05:10.260 Keep them coming guys.

00:05:11.740 Thanks.

00:05:12.440 Uh, send me rap boy ones too.

00:05:13.820 But also if you don't find any, we don't have to do the doppelganger section ever again.

00:05:18.960 We don't have to do the doppelganger section ever again.

00:05:21.080 If there's no more, but maybe there's a few.

00:05:23.400 We are reaching our limit.

00:05:24.400 Kind of people love the doppelganger section, but it's also, um, humiliating and embarrassing

00:05:29.840 for me.

00:05:30.620 Yeah.

00:05:31.180 It was also for me. 0.97

00:05:32.320 So don't forget about all those times you roasted me with some fat blonde headed red headed 1.00

00:05:35.780 type. 0.99

00:05:36.340 Yeah.

00:05:36.680 So, you know, get yours.

00:05:38.860 Oh, all right.

00:05:39.700 Well, I just got back from a trip to Virginia, like an hour outside of DC.

00:05:44.740 And I had a couple of experiences that I wrote down along the way that I knew I needed to

00:05:48.680 share in housekeeping.

00:05:49.680 All right.

00:05:50.540 Yesterday on my way, it was an hour and a half trip from Virginia to the airport.

00:05:54.700 I had to take an Uber.

00:05:56.220 Uh, and I had my Uber driver for the first time ever was an old, old man. 1.00

00:06:00.600 He was at least 80 years old.

00:06:02.280 Uh, wow.

00:06:02.920 And, uh, immediately I put my bag in the back, uh, on the back seat and he goes, Hey, can

00:06:08.600 you put that on the floor or in the trunk?

00:06:10.200 Uh, I don't want it to, I don't want it to kill me if something happens.

00:06:13.860 Like if we get into a crash, he doesn't want the bag to come flying.

00:06:17.040 And I was just like, all right, that's a little weird, uh, that we're planning for the worst

00:06:21.440 case scenario like that.

00:06:22.600 And he was 80.

00:06:24.160 I was discouraged.

00:06:25.020 I was a little nervous, but then I said to myself, you know what, let's not be ageist.

00:06:28.940 Let's be objective.

00:06:30.120 This guy is not a woman. 1.00

00:06:31.160 Let's give him a chance.

00:06:31.980 He could be a good driver.

00:06:33.300 I'm going to go into this objectively and see how he does.

00:06:36.300 Uh, but that was actually not a good idea.

00:06:39.500 Uh, immediately we had like a stop short incident in traffic where we almost crash.

00:06:43.660 Wow.

00:06:44.020 And then, uh, after that, I could tell he knew that I thought that he was maybe not

00:06:49.440 qualified or maybe not capable.

00:06:51.020 So to show me he was capable, there was eye contact in the rear view mirror, like, yeah.

00:06:56.740 And it's kind of like me in the back, like watching him drive and like, all right, where

00:07:00.360 are we going?

00:07:01.280 Stops up ahead.

00:07:02.620 Uh, so then to prove to me that he was capable, he started going through his phone to like

00:07:07.220 tell me stuff about the trip.

00:07:08.720 So he's like, Oh, we'll be there in, uh, in 72 minutes.

00:07:11.540 We're going to be taking like scrolling through like, Oh, I 95.

00:07:14.780 And then he stopped short again and almost crashed again when he was trying to show me

00:07:18.380 all the details from the trip.

00:07:20.060 So he's trying to prove he's capable.

00:07:21.440 Oh, I'm not out of control.

00:07:22.620 I'm paying attention.

00:07:23.160 I can multitask.

00:07:24.120 I can multitask.

00:07:25.060 And then that multitasking almost got us killed again.

00:07:27.680 What do you mean?

00:07:28.240 Stop short.

00:07:28.620 Like he just had to slam on his brakes like multiple times.

00:07:31.200 Uh, yeah, he had to slam his brakes multiple times in stop and go traffic on I 95 in a way

00:07:36.840 where you could have just like slow and steadied the whole way, but he was going fast.

00:07:39.900 And then once the traffic broke, he was going like 90 and then in the car, he's like, Oh,

00:07:44.960 you're going to the airport, which is like an hour and a half away from where we were.

00:07:47.840 He goes, Oh, this is like at noon.

00:07:49.580 He's like, Oh, I was already there at four 45 this morning.

00:07:52.300 So he's an 80 year old man on hour nine of his shift.

00:07:56.120 Yeah.

00:07:56.680 80 year old man on hour nine of his shift in like a warm car going an hour and a half on

00:08:01.840 a highway.

00:08:02.660 Sleepy time.

00:08:03.500 Yeah.

00:08:03.840 Time to take a little nap with me in the back seat.

00:08:05.840 So I was basically ready to die.

00:08:08.020 Uh, but we didn't, we didn't, we made it.

00:08:10.840 Um, but that old guy, it's just like, why are you driving Uber?

00:08:14.660 That's, that's a sad, it's honestly sad, right?

00:08:17.040 Like he should just be eating like soup and a half a sandwich.

00:08:19.980 Yeah.

00:08:20.420 Soup.

00:08:20.780 That's way too hot.

00:08:21.580 It burns him and he can't even tell cause he's 80.

00:08:23.600 Yeah.

00:08:24.140 Yeah.

00:08:24.760 Yeah.

00:08:25.180 So that was that.

00:08:26.140 It actually ended up being okay.

00:08:27.580 We got there.

00:08:28.220 Okay.

00:08:28.600 One piece, just a couple almost crashes a hundred percent because of his age.

00:08:32.800 And then I got on the plane to go from DC to new Orleans.

00:08:37.260 And you're not going to believe this.

00:08:38.640 I didn't even tell you this.

00:08:39.580 Are you ready?

00:08:40.120 Yeah.

00:08:40.560 So we're flying, right?

00:08:41.600 We're like halfway through the trip.

00:08:43.680 Two women pilots.

00:08:44.900 No, no.

00:08:45.620 I wouldn't be here if that was the case.

00:08:47.500 We would be crashed and dead.

00:08:49.200 Um, the guy in front of me clicks the flight attendant button.

00:08:53.700 He needed help.

00:08:55.400 And I'm thinking to myself, like, are you at the end of a heart attack?

00:08:59.000 And like, now you're going to die.

00:09:00.320 And you basically need to say, Hey, like 15, Hey, there's a body here. 0.92

00:09:03.900 Like I'm dead.

00:09:04.880 Like that's the final thing.

00:09:05.860 Like, what could you have possibly pressed the flight attendant button for?

00:09:09.020 Are you having a medical emergency?

00:09:10.280 Hey, like medical emergency.

00:09:12.580 Basically for the last five minutes, I've been dying.

00:09:14.840 I'm going to die in the next five seconds.

00:09:16.800 Emergency land somewhere.

00:09:18.340 So what did he do?

00:09:19.100 What did he ask?

00:09:19.720 He asked for like a water or something.

00:09:21.440 Some people are playing a different game with that button.

00:09:23.980 They can get nuts.

00:09:25.220 Have you ever pressed that button?

00:09:26.580 No, but I know it works.

00:09:27.820 And the flight attendants know it works.

00:09:29.440 So I think you might be the one who kind of thinks of it as too holy.

00:09:33.360 Yeah.

00:09:33.880 You think of that as like a last resort thing.

00:09:35.900 And it's like that guy just wanted a water.

00:09:37.540 Yeah.

00:09:37.960 Well, as a man, you die before you seek help.

00:09:42.520 Right?

00:09:42.960 So it's like you press the button.

00:09:44.040 It's basically saying like, Hey, I'm having a heart attack.

00:09:46.240 It didn't go away.

00:09:47.940 You're probably going to need to rip my body out in emergency land in Nashville. 0.90

00:09:51.940 That's what I would press the button for.

00:09:53.380 Anything less than that.

00:09:54.580 It's like, you need something?

00:09:57.380 Yeah.

00:09:57.940 He's thirsty.

00:09:59.300 You, you're dying.

00:10:01.020 You're near death.

00:10:01.820 You're sweating. 0.97

00:10:02.260 I'm already dead.

00:10:02.820 Me, it's like him.

00:10:03.840 He's thirsty.

00:10:04.600 For me, I'm not even dying and need help.

00:10:06.380 For me, I'm already dead.

00:10:08.260 I try to deal with it by myself and I couldn't.

00:10:10.300 And my last thing is just bing.

00:10:12.260 And then I'm dead in the seat.

00:10:14.180 And that's how it goes down.

00:10:15.540 Yeah.

00:10:16.620 So that was crazy.

00:10:17.760 Also, click.

00:10:18.860 I watched a couple of movies.

00:10:20.040 Click.

00:10:20.260 I know it's bad.

00:10:22.000 Skip your whole life, whatever.

00:10:23.780 You can click through airplane rides.

00:10:26.760 What do you mean?

00:10:27.820 Like click, you know, fast forwarding your life, Adam Sandler.

00:10:30.800 Yeah.

00:10:31.120 And like how like at the end he regrets it because he skipped his whole life.

00:10:34.580 Yeah, he used it too much and then it started auto skipping.

00:10:36.340 You can click through airplanes though.

00:10:38.180 Yeah, that's true.

00:10:39.060 That would be one where it's like, all right, as long as you skip just flights and maybe commuting,

00:10:44.040 you can appropriately click through certain parts of your life.

00:10:47.280 Yeah, that's fair.

00:10:48.120 That's kind of the point I made.

00:10:48.940 And also, I was watching on this trip while I was traveling the Hangover series.

00:10:54.400 I watched all three of them while I was traveling.

00:10:59.500 The Hangover.

00:11:00.640 You guys get in trouble every time.

00:11:02.700 You can just blame Alan.

00:11:04.400 Yeah.

00:11:05.280 Alan roofied you guys. 1.00

00:11:06.680 He's mentally ill. 1.00

00:11:07.620 They told you right away he's a mentally ill weird brother. 1.00

00:11:10.900 Yeah. 0.98

00:11:11.260 He roofied you guys.

00:11:12.440 Specifically episode one.

00:11:13.820 And you're talking to when they kind of like come at the last minute.

00:11:16.780 They're all sunburned and disheveled and they come home and they make the wedding at the end.

00:11:20.620 And he's like, long story, babe.

00:11:22.160 And it's like, no, Alan roofied us.

00:11:24.400 Yeah.

00:11:24.420 Your brother.

00:11:25.180 Yeah.

00:11:25.620 I would sue you if we weren't getting married. 1.00

00:11:27.940 Like your brother is a nightmare. 1.00

00:11:30.280 You know, he's mentally ill. 1.00

00:11:31.560 He roofied us. 0.99

00:11:32.680 Anything that happened, the guy missing the tooth, the guy with the tattoo, me all sunburned, almost missed the wedding.

00:11:37.980 It's all your brother's fault.

00:11:39.080 I don't know why they took the hit for Alan.

00:11:42.260 They stood tall for Alan.

00:11:43.680 And they don't even like the guy. 1.00

00:11:45.180 And he's mentally ill. 0.99

00:11:46.620 I just didn't understand why you would. 0.87

00:11:48.620 These are like, you guys are respectable men.

00:11:50.920 Yeah.

00:11:51.340 Y'all have jobs.

00:11:52.180 You're a teacher.

00:11:52.760 You're a dentist.

00:11:53.820 Alan roofied you.

00:11:54.820 Hey, that's showbiz, baby. 1.00

00:11:56.240 Yeah.

00:11:57.060 Okay.

00:11:58.280 You know what I was thinking about as well?

00:11:59.960 What else?

00:12:01.340 What else?

00:12:02.100 We have three pages.

00:12:02.960 This is like schizophrenic plain thoughts.

00:12:04.600 Well, yeah, it is schizophrenic plain thoughts for sure.

00:12:07.720 But remember in the mall when we were younger, we'd go to those like stores that had the posters and you'd scroll through and find like the poster you like.

00:12:15.640 It'd be like a booklet of posters.

00:12:17.400 Yep.

00:12:17.660 And you'd like find the interesting ones or cool ones or whatever that you're into.

00:12:21.040 That was kind of like the birth of memes in a way.

00:12:24.940 Yeah.

00:12:25.420 That was like memes before there were memes, like things that you can like relate to and like and hang up on your wall.

00:12:30.240 Like that was like the first portal memes tried to enter through.

00:12:33.320 I mean, you could argue that memes were hieroglyphics.

00:12:36.760 You know what I mean?

00:12:37.800 Because memes is just a rudimentary symbol communication type thing.

00:12:41.340 So, I mean, I get your point, but you can go all the way back to Mesopotamia.

00:12:46.000 You can go to Egypt.

00:12:46.680 That's what I'd like to do.

00:12:48.360 Remember that music video?

00:12:51.060 Here we go again.

00:12:52.200 Here we go.

00:12:52.900 Here we go.

00:12:53.640 Here we go again.

00:12:54.440 And they're on the treadmills.

00:12:55.500 Here we go.

00:12:56.220 Here we go.

00:12:56.980 That invented TikTok.

00:12:59.040 That's true.

00:13:00.120 You know?

00:13:00.600 That's true.

00:13:01.100 That invented TikTok.

00:13:02.360 And then I'm thinking, how deep and far back can we go to what invented what?

00:13:07.800 And I'm wondering, you know how like social media is kind of like the slippery slope.

00:13:12.200 And like once you let it in, once you open Pandora's box, it doesn't go away.

00:13:15.440 It just keeps going in like a direction forever and ever as far as it can.

00:13:18.840 Yeah.

00:13:19.000 What if that started day one with the invention of the mirror?

00:13:27.140 Like maybe like humans.

00:13:29.380 Mic drop.

00:13:29.800 Is that?

00:13:30.300 That was a mic drop.

00:13:31.480 The mirror is when we kind of.

00:13:33.280 Let the devil in.

00:13:35.320 The mirror is when we open the portal to the bad, self-fulfilling, self-aggrandizing, self-loving, too much way.

00:13:44.240 I think the mirror. 0.98

00:13:44.840 Narcissistic. 0.98

00:13:45.480 Narcissistic.

00:13:46.020 Yep.

00:13:46.200 So it's basically like maybe we weren't supposed to have mirrors.

00:13:48.980 We're supposed to see each other as we see each other and we see ourselves in like a reflection in like the muddy water or something.

00:13:55.120 But then the mirror comes in and that was like the deal with the devil.

00:13:58.520 And once the mirror came in, that's like the first block in that meme of all the bigger blocks that leads to it.

00:14:03.980 Like the final thing.

00:14:05.000 And it starts with, oh, we invented the mirror.

00:14:07.820 And then the last piece is like trans TikTok.

00:14:10.880 Yeah.

00:14:11.360 Does that make sense?

00:14:12.620 Kind of.

00:14:13.360 Kind of.

00:14:14.300 I get what you're saying.

00:14:15.880 I think that humans have been the same forever.

00:14:18.560 And it's just like a difference of information and platforms.

00:14:22.700 Yeah.

00:14:23.100 People like back then, even if you didn't have a mirror, I don't, I mean, mirrors were probably what invented slash discovered in like the 1400s or something, maybe even sooner.

00:14:33.260 Yeah.

00:14:34.240 I don't know.

00:14:34.800 I think people were stunting even if they didn't have a mirror, you know?

00:14:37.660 But I think you wouldn't care as much about what you looked like or how you appeared without a mirror.

00:14:43.220 And you would be more like in the moment in yourself.

00:14:46.420 And once the mirror came around, people became too self-aware.

00:14:49.400 And then once that happened, it kind of let in like all these like insecurities and all these things that people could care about.

00:14:55.380 And then it got like the focus off of what's important and onto like ourselves.

00:14:59.800 Yeah.

00:15:00.380 Yeah.

00:15:00.640 There, there's something there.

00:15:02.000 And if you guys kind of agree or like can word it better or can extrapolate it.

00:15:06.120 Yeah.

00:15:06.140 I feel like you're, you're, you're baked.

00:15:07.620 You're, you're 70% baked.

00:15:09.240 70% baked.

00:15:10.160 Let's sear it.

00:15:10.840 Let's, let's do the sear in the comments, finish that idea out.

00:15:14.340 And I think we have something there.

00:15:16.140 All right.

00:15:16.700 We really need to keep moving.

00:15:18.460 We have a very tight show today.

00:15:20.400 It's going to go a little long, but I have a feeling that our new, our episodes going forward are just going to be well over an hour now.

00:15:26.680 So I think everyone's fine with that.

00:15:28.360 Yeah, that's fair.

00:15:29.520 International Women's Day just passed a couple of days ago. 0.98

00:15:31.960 Yep.

00:15:32.440 So Richard Rappoy and I are going to name our top three women, not including mothers.

00:15:37.400 We can't include our moms and we can't do repeats.

00:15:39.980 So if you have one that I don't have or, you know, we can't do repeats.

00:15:42.920 Okay.

00:15:43.420 Do you want to go first?

00:15:44.460 Do you want to just list your top three?

00:15:45.960 Yeah, sure.

00:15:46.480 Kayla Lemieux.

00:15:47.600 I'll go with Kayla, big titty woodshop teacher.

00:15:50.180 That's who Kayla Lemieux is the woodshop teacher?

00:15:51.800 Yeah.

00:15:52.180 Yeah.

00:15:53.620 I'll go with Dylan Mulvaney.

00:15:55.160 He's on, I think, day 360 something.

00:15:59.340 So Kayla Lemieux, Dylan Mulvaney, and then Admiral Rachel Levine.

00:16:06.440 Admiral Levine?

00:16:08.520 Yeah.

00:16:09.860 What?

00:16:10.260 Okay.

00:16:11.480 I went with Courtney Cox, Jessica Biel from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

00:16:17.840 Okay, that's an easy one.

00:16:18.660 And Marie Curie.

00:16:20.100 Marie Curie?

00:16:21.640 Do you know what you did?

00:16:22.320 Did you just say Dylan Mulvaney?

00:16:24.120 Yeah, he's a woman. 0.82

00:16:25.440 What is wrong?

00:16:26.220 Dude, this show has gotten to you.

00:16:27.500 What is wrong with you?

00:16:28.700 I'm on the internet too much.

00:16:29.380 Admiral Levine?

00:16:30.520 I'm on the internet too much.

00:16:31.380 What are you talking about?

00:16:33.460 These aren't even women. 1.00

00:16:34.500 All right, fine.

00:16:34.960 I'll change it.

00:16:35.420 Brittany Griner.

00:16:38.060 No, I'm kidding.

00:16:39.220 All right.

00:16:39.720 Dylan Mulvaney can't get dates.

00:16:41.440 It's a problem that they is going through.

00:16:44.300 Yeah.

00:16:44.640 Why is no one in the DMs?

00:16:46.740 Dylan Mulvaney discusses dating as a trans woman.

00:16:48.920 And then it's funny because this publication is called Them, who wrote this up.

00:16:53.680 And then it's by James Factora.

00:16:55.700 And then you go take a look at James and it's really a Jill.

00:16:59.960 Oh, really?

00:17:00.260 Yeah.

00:17:00.740 So basically it was just like Dylan is famous now with all this attention and brand deals,

00:17:06.120 but nobody wants to date him still.

00:17:08.660 And it's like, yeah, you can't really lie.

00:17:12.020 You can't really lie to everybody until someone dates someone.

00:17:15.040 It's just like you're abusing the woman image and nobody actually likes it. 0.89

00:17:21.520 Yeah.

00:17:22.080 So it's kind of like a whoopsie, you know?

00:17:23.800 Yeah.

00:17:24.100 They have to just pretend, but they can't get the results from pretending.

00:17:27.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:28.860 But I think there is a solution here.

00:17:31.100 ABC needs to fix this. 0.94

00:17:33.840 Make the next Bachelorette Dylan Mulvaney. 0.98

00:17:36.460 And if you don't do it, I'll kill myself. 0.96

00:17:39.940 I don't think you could say that on YouTube. 1.00

00:17:41.740 No, but I think that's like what the trans people do.

00:17:44.280 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:45.020 They say like, oh, yeah, you have to call me sheer.

00:17:47.620 I'm suicidal.

00:17:48.600 Yeah.

00:17:48.760 Yeah, because my mental health is that. 0.99

00:17:51.160 Do you want a trans kid or a dead kid? 1.00

00:17:53.100 And, you know, that's what they do. 0.99

00:17:54.180 It's all threats.

00:17:55.120 It's all a suicide vest of.

00:17:56.660 So I got I got the I got the vest myself. 0.83

00:17:59.680 Make Dylan Mulvaney the Bachelorette or I'll blow. 1.00

00:18:02.880 I'll blow this shit out. 1.00

00:18:04.380 True. 1.00

00:18:04.920 All right.

00:18:05.220 That's that's how they do it.

00:18:06.100 They're suicidal.

00:18:06.760 And that's like why everyone's scared to, like, you know, go against their ideas. 0.89

00:18:10.880 The trans people.

00:18:11.900 It's because they say, oh, I'm suicidal, blah, blah, blah. 0.89

00:18:14.540 So fine. 1.00

00:18:15.820 So am I make him the Bachelorette or I'm fucking dead. 1.00

00:18:18.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:19.160 There it is.

00:18:20.040 This guy, Jeffrey Marsh, who tells kids.

00:18:23.540 Actually, he went on a video deleting spree, by the way.

00:18:26.560 He deleted a bunch of videos of like, hey, kids, come talk to me.

00:18:30.600 He deleted a bunch. 0.99

00:18:31.480 So the pedo shit like that's actually worse, because if he was talking to kids in a genuine like let me mentor you help way, he'd leave them up. 0.99

00:18:39.840 Look at it. 1.00

00:18:40.440 Yeah.

00:18:40.720 My work shows it for itself.

00:18:42.340 Open the DMs.

00:18:43.120 This kid was just confused.

00:18:44.980 But he was used as a biological male getting paid to promote tampons. 1.00

00:18:49.740 Puts him in his butt. 1.00

00:18:51.000 He puts him in his butt. 1.00

00:18:51.800 He puts him in his nose. 1.00

00:18:52.800 I don't know.

00:18:53.200 He just holds them.

00:18:54.320 It's funny because they really had to send him tampons to take pictures of this.

00:18:57.540 And he probably just goes, throws him away after, like, wastes him.

00:19:01.260 And I thought this was kind of like a, there's a famous Mad Men scene where, you know, obviously Mad Men was like the high testosterone red meat guys just doing advertising, firing from the hip in the 60s. 0.96

00:19:14.060 And there's a scene from Mad Men where Don Draper goes like, whoa, what do women want?

00:19:18.940 And then Roger Sterling goes, who cares?

00:19:21.600 And then he takes a sip of a drink.

00:19:23.240 And it's like, that's happening now.

00:19:26.360 But it's the opposite.

00:19:27.920 What do women want? 1.00

00:19:29.160 Who cares? 1.00

00:19:29.880 Let a gay guy do the tampon ad. 1.00

00:19:31.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:31.720 Put the tampons in the gay guy's butt. 1.00

00:19:33.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:33.620 So it's so weird and dystopian, but it's like, it's just switched.

00:19:37.420 The whip has gone from one hand to the other. 0.99

00:19:39.900 And now instead of like high testosterone racist men, you know, it's become the fat woman from HR teaming up with the gay guy. 0.99

00:19:49.180 And then they just kind of go, yeah, put the gay guy in the tampon commercial. 0.99

00:19:53.120 This will cause a buzz. 0.97

00:19:54.800 That's so good.

00:19:55.580 Because if we wanted to like neglect women, right? 0.77

00:19:57.320 If we wanted to do a dystopian bit and write a bit about like tampons or whatever, the bit would be, oh yeah, like a man is, you know, advertising tampons.

00:20:06.040 And then they did that for us.

00:20:07.460 I know.

00:20:08.120 It's not even hard.

00:20:09.260 Babylon B, us, like satire.

00:20:11.700 Like it doesn't, the lines, they don't even, I don't know who gets there first sometimes.

00:20:16.020 Yeah.

00:20:16.480 You know?

00:20:16.980 That's a great, it's great to have that because then you know you're on the right side.

00:20:20.720 I know.

00:20:21.400 I know.

00:20:21.600 It's not like we're believing all this leftist stuff and then it's like, yeah, you know, the guys with the tampons.

00:20:27.320 It doesn't fully make sense, but open borders is important.

00:20:30.760 You know, it's like, it's just very clear.

00:20:34.000 All right.

00:20:34.320 Which takes us to the Andrew Tate clip and then also an age old question. 0.99

00:20:38.740 Andrew Tate here is basically asking, would you rather have sex with a trans 10 who looks like a woman but is a man or a biological woman who is a one looks like Hulk Hogan? 0.99

00:20:50.680 Let's let it rip. 0.99

00:20:51.280 I recently posted a question on Twitter asking, would you rather have sex with a transsexual, which is a legitimate 10, or a woman, which is a legitimate one? 1.00

00:21:01.020 And everyone's sitting there clicking woman, woman, woman, woman, because they think they're going to be gay if they do anything else. 0.99

00:21:05.060 But they're not actually thinking about the question.

00:21:07.140 I am so smart.

00:21:08.200 I operate on so many levels higher than the average man.

00:21:12.520 You people are not thinking about the question. 1.00

00:21:15.880 When I say a one and a 10, I mean Megan Fox with a dick. 1.00

00:21:21.720 That's the tranny. 1.00

00:21:23.080 Or Hulk Hogan with a pussy. 1.00

00:21:26.440 We get the gist of it. 1.00

00:21:27.700 That's the gist of it.

00:21:28.660 Which is an age old question.

00:21:30.240 And also it's a thing.

00:21:31.380 Age old?

00:21:32.680 From what age?

00:21:34.440 Literally 2015, maybe.

00:21:37.080 Yeah.

00:21:37.720 So age old question.

00:21:39.260 John Doyle made a great point that like guys make this joke with each other. 0.98

00:21:42.740 Like how much would it take to have sex with a dude? 0.86

00:21:44.920 A billion dollars? 0.97

00:21:45.920 It's like, you know, guys do that.

00:21:47.940 Yeah.

00:21:48.140 And then it's just negotiating from there.

00:21:49.820 If you say yes to a billion, then it's like, well, what about 500 mil?

00:21:52.700 But this one is a little tricky because I don't know. 0.99

00:21:57.140 You can't really have sex with a trans. 1.00

00:21:59.800 Yeah, you can't. 1.00

00:22:00.920 You can't.

00:22:01.740 So then I think the correct answer is I'm not doing that.

00:22:05.480 Yeah.

00:22:05.680 It's kind of like a jury nullification thing.

00:22:08.120 Like where the jurors don't know.

00:22:09.560 They can just kind of say, no, the crime doesn't deserve to be punished.

00:22:13.020 And it's you just walk away.

00:22:14.320 I'm not having sex that day. 0.98

00:22:15.720 If my options are Megan Fox tranny or Hulk Hogan. 0.89

00:22:18.680 But what is the answer?

00:22:19.940 What do you pick?

00:22:21.360 Nothing.

00:22:21.880 Just what I said.

00:22:22.660 It's like pointless.

00:22:23.780 I mean, if there's money on the line.

00:22:25.480 What do you pick?

00:22:26.300 What do I pick?

00:22:27.040 What do I pick?

00:22:27.760 Oh, God.

00:22:30.060 Do it.

00:22:30.820 So, yeah.

00:22:33.980 I mean, that wasn't planned at all.

00:22:37.200 But yeah, I don't pick.

00:22:39.240 I don't have sex that day.

00:22:40.480 There's no world where you do it. 0.99

00:22:43.560 But it'd be nice to, on paper, at the end of your life, have a, I never had sex with a trans person checked off. 0.99

00:22:51.760 Yeah. 0.96

00:22:52.340 That's pretty important to have, guys.

00:22:53.700 That's a very important one.

00:22:55.980 So, yeah.

00:22:56.960 John Doyle. 1.00

00:22:57.640 Everybody was like giving him shit. 1.00

00:22:59.200 And it's like, no. 1.00

00:23:00.080 Guys do the hypothetical gay jokes. 0.88

00:23:02.400 And the hypothetical, like, how much money would it take for X, Y to.

00:23:06.360 It's bits.

00:23:06.940 It's locker room talk.

00:23:08.140 That's locker room talk, baby.

00:23:09.380 Yeah, baby. 1.00

00:23:10.540 No gay shit happens, obviously. 1.00

00:23:13.660 But yeah, hilarious. 1.00

00:23:15.140 Hilarious. 0.99

00:23:15.740 So, that entry tape, I was kind of surprised to hear him say, because later in the video, he says, like, yeah, just move her dick out of the way and do it or whatever. 0.99

00:23:23.740 And it's kind of like, what? 1.00

00:23:25.480 And then he's like, oh, yeah, gay is a spectrum. 0.84

00:23:26.800 You know, sexuality and being gay is a spectrum.

00:23:29.740 So, everyone's got a little bit of it.

00:23:31.340 And I was kind of like, what was that part?

00:23:33.780 No.

00:23:34.360 So, I think that he makes good points.

00:23:36.420 And, like, self-improvement is a good point that he makes for people and young men trying to be their best.

00:23:40.660 Self-reliance.

00:23:41.500 Self-reliance.

00:23:42.600 Working out.

00:23:43.620 Making money.

00:23:44.460 Like, being self-sufficient.

00:23:46.180 But I think it gets a little away from me where it comes to agreeing.

00:23:50.640 Like, his main goal is to get people to escape the matrix.

00:23:53.140 But then, like, his message is escape the matrix by, like, being a billionaire and having a Bugatti and cheating on your wife.

00:24:01.660 It's like, I think escape the matrix would be more like, go live on land and, like, you know, trust your neighbors.

00:24:07.160 Yeah.

00:24:07.920 Not, like, go, you know, bang all the girls at the nightclub and spend 20 grand for a table and bottle service.

00:24:15.200 So, that's where I would disagree with Top G.

00:24:19.320 But other than that, age-old question remains unanswered.

00:24:22.940 Yeah.

00:24:23.400 Yeah.

00:24:23.760 Which is fun.

00:24:24.080 Every man needs to look in the mirror and answer that themselves. 0.66

00:24:26.600 Yeah.

00:24:27.460 So, yeah.

00:24:29.020 And then, also, the fact that Dylan Mulvaney gets no dates, it's kind of like, it's not easy for normal guys to, it's not a spectrum as much as people think.

00:24:39.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:39.660 Dylan Mulvaney, far from a 10.

00:24:42.060 But, like, a 7.

00:24:42.940 But he's a 10.

00:24:45.520 Stop.

00:24:46.880 Oh, God.

00:24:47.920 Oh, man.

00:24:48.840 Yeah.

00:24:49.380 All right.

00:24:49.940 We got to move on.

00:24:51.180 We're still on housekeeping, and these have been getting out of hand.

00:24:53.760 Yeah.

00:24:53.840 Okay.

00:24:55.220 Esoteric lifter memes, that Instagram account.

00:24:57.440 Yeah.

00:24:57.880 Almost paranoid.

00:24:58.960 We made it on again for the second time with a sick fit.

00:25:02.160 We stay dripping in these fits lately.

00:25:04.120 I've been wearing the windbreakers, bringing them back.

00:25:06.040 Yeah.

00:25:06.220 And I actually have something to inform the audience about.

00:25:11.600 Okay. 1.00

00:25:12.280 Are you guys stupid? 1.00

00:25:14.200 Are you dumb? 1.00

00:25:15.700 I don't think so. 1.00

00:25:17.180 Has anyone besides me gone on eBay and Poshmark and bought up all these old vintage Trump windbreakers?

00:25:26.020 What?

00:25:26.720 Yeah.

00:25:27.220 Trump windbreakers?

00:25:27.920 I got them coming on eBay.

00:25:29.520 I don't know.

00:25:30.120 I'm not going to tell you how much I spent on them.

00:25:32.240 But I found all these Trump windbreakers, like Trump Doral, the Trump Castle Casino, Trump Marina, the Trump Taj Mahal.

00:25:41.540 All these sick old vintage Trump things from, like, the 80s and 90s that are, like, windbreakers and jackets.

00:25:47.620 I got that one.

00:25:49.120 What is that?

00:25:49.680 That's the...

00:25:50.820 Trump Plaza?

00:25:51.760 Trump Plaza raincoat.

00:25:53.660 So, I got all the 2XLs are gone, which is why I'm telling everyone, because now you guys can go buy whatever's left.

00:26:00.100 But think about that.

00:26:01.360 Donald Trump, one of the most influential people in world history, and he's also 80 years old.

00:26:07.040 So, you know, not going to be around much longer.

00:26:10.060 Do you think in 10 years that these 80s Trump windbreakers are not going to be worth tons of money?

00:26:17.360 It's like an NFT in real life.

00:26:18.660 So, it's an investment.

00:26:19.820 It's an investment, but it's also, like, the coolest thing you can own.

00:26:22.400 Like, why is no one thinking outside the bun like this?

00:26:25.760 You guys can own these cool, random, like, I got a Trump Taj Mahal hat.

00:26:31.860 I have all these cool Trump things coming.

00:26:33.700 I'm going to be wearing them.

00:26:34.400 But I think you guys should get on that wave, too.

00:26:36.540 Go find some vintage Trump windbreakers, vintage Trump hoodies, vintage Trump polos and hats.

00:26:42.340 They're all on eBay.

00:26:43.620 They're all reasonably priced.

00:26:45.320 And I think it's going to go up in value once, you know, once time continues.

00:26:50.860 Does that make sense?

00:26:51.480 Yeah.

00:26:51.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:26:52.400 That's like steal your luggage shit. 0.99

00:26:53.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:54.260 It's like people see this at the airport and they go, ooh, that guy's got cool shit. 0.99

00:26:57.660 I'm going to go steal his luggage. 0.99

00:26:58.800 Yeah.

00:26:59.080 All right.

00:26:59.580 We're still in housekeeping.

00:27:00.520 We have a very important housekeeping to finish.

00:27:02.400 The pizza fail.

00:27:06.060 Look at this.

00:27:10.800 Oops. 1.00

00:27:13.400 God damn it. 1.00

00:27:14.000 On fire. 1.00

00:27:14.660 Loses the pizza.

00:27:15.600 Pickled pizza.

00:27:16.520 And you're filming.

00:27:17.800 Let's put the phone down.

00:27:19.140 Yeah, put the phone down.

00:27:20.080 You ruined the whole thing.

00:27:21.680 Put the phone down.

00:27:22.400 The pizza lands face down.

00:27:24.120 And the thing's on fire and you're filming and you had one hand the whole time.

00:27:27.440 Yeah.

00:27:27.840 Put the phone down.

00:27:28.960 Yeah.

00:27:29.400 That was all I had for that.

00:27:31.040 Yeah.

00:27:31.300 That's there's nothing more to be said.

00:27:32.700 Put the phone down.

00:27:34.140 You know, that's it.

00:27:35.620 Speaking of put the phone down, I was out to lunch with Alan, my friend.

00:27:40.340 We're eating wings.

00:27:42.120 Yeah.

00:27:42.300 And we realized if you're eating wings and you eat with two hands and you dirty both your

00:27:47.120 hands, have you not learned anything since you've been here?

00:27:50.780 Since you've been where?

00:27:52.120 On earth.

00:27:54.120 Like on the planet since you've been alive.

00:27:56.900 Yeah.

00:27:57.300 Yeah.

00:27:57.720 I can see that.

00:27:58.500 A dirty hand and a clean hand. 1.00

00:28:00.100 But if you dirty both hands, you're like a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:28:03.120 What if there's paper towels on the table? 1.00

00:28:05.540 Even then you should have-

00:28:06.460 A paper towel roll on the table and there's no concern.

00:28:08.860 And you're going to have two dirty hands touching paper towel roll? 0.99

00:28:11.400 Yes.

00:28:11.840 Because you grab it by the end that you use it.

00:28:14.060 No.

00:28:14.620 No, no, no.

00:28:15.620 One dirty hand, one clean hand.

00:28:17.700 Everyone knows that.

00:28:18.580 Hey, if the napkins are flowing, I'm on the other side of this.

00:28:20.900 All right.

00:28:21.180 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:28:22.100 We need to get going into cringe.

00:28:23.380 We are behind schedule.

00:28:24.440 We're doing a little segment for next week's show, Fleckis Talks Back.

00:28:28.540 If you guys have any questions and you want to kind of call into the show,

00:28:31.920 go to Instagram for myself or at Richard Rappoy

00:28:35.680 and send us voice memos of the questions you have.

00:28:39.060 And then we will pick the best ones and then answer them next week.

00:28:42.480 Fleckis Talks Back segment.

00:28:43.840 Send us voice memos of whatever questions you want us to answer.

00:28:46.500 Send us a video of yourself just talking and then we won't show the video

00:28:50.080 because I don't want to screen record a voice memo.

00:28:53.000 Smart.

00:28:53.280 So send us a video.

00:28:54.460 We'll just use the audio.

00:28:55.560 Smart, smart.

00:28:55.980 You can point it away from you.

00:28:57.200 Exactly.

00:28:57.820 Smart, smart.

00:28:58.500 Thank you.

00:28:59.040 Please do that.

00:28:59.680 We're going to answer some audience questions,

00:29:01.340 whatever you guys want to know.

00:29:02.520 And then last but not least of housekeeping,

00:29:05.780 Donald Trump, please don't pick Nikki Haley for anything.

00:29:10.580 Please, Donald.

00:29:11.440 Please, Donald.

00:29:12.740 We don't need.

00:29:13.160 Is that close?

00:29:14.020 Is that what you're hearing or what?

00:29:15.420 You know, it's not off the table.

00:29:17.680 Dark. 0.73

00:29:18.320 It's very dark.

00:29:19.460 Don't pick Nikki Haley for anything.

00:29:21.100 We don't need Nikki Haley for anything.

00:29:23.520 Please do not pick Nikki Haley for anything.

00:29:26.680 It would really set me back.

00:29:28.240 Yeah.

00:29:28.700 All right.

00:29:29.120 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:29:30.300 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:29:34.360 All right.

00:29:37.060 Cringe of the Week. 1.00

00:29:38.180 Have the freaks stopped trying to have sex with all the children yet? 0.99

00:29:41.460 Has that been resolved? 0.99

00:29:42.360 I don't think so.

00:29:43.200 Which one?

00:29:43.840 There's a couple of videos that can fit that.

00:29:45.500 No, they're not still coming for the Utes.

00:29:48.280 All right.

00:29:48.760 Let's do the one from the parents.

00:29:51.040 The two gay dads transitioning their son to daughter since the age of two.

00:29:54.080 Do you know if this is two gay dads or are you just guessing?

00:29:56.360 I'm guessing. 0.92

00:29:56.960 Okay.

00:29:57.240 I'm guessing as well. 0.94

00:29:58.100 But here's one half of the two gay dads, presumably.

00:30:01.000 Basically, at about 24 months here.

00:30:03.660 Two years.

00:30:04.040 That's where she started grabbing the tutus and the dresses. 1.00

00:30:09.000 By three and a half, Kieran had transitioned to a girl.

00:30:12.480 Today, she's nine years old, a third grader and an athlete.

00:30:16.440 That's why the Clausens are celebrating Governor Holcomb's decision to veto a bill

00:30:20.860 that would have banned Kieran and other transgender girls from playing on girls' sports teams at school. 0.68

00:30:26.580 Indiana.

00:30:26.880 There were happy tears shed.

00:30:29.320 There was dancing.

00:30:30.940 And when I told Kieran, she squealed with glee.

00:30:37.020 There are people watching this right now who will say people who were born a boy and are living life as a girl are biologically different.

00:30:46.560 So it places them at an unfair advantage.

00:30:51.440 My daughter will never go through male puberty.

00:30:57.960 He says Kieran will undergo hormone therapy.

00:31:00.940 To make her no different than any other girl.

00:31:03.360 My kid's mental health is more important than your kid's trophy.

00:31:08.620 Yeah.

00:31:09.460 Say that again. 0.71

00:31:11.140 My kid's mental health is, you know, so it's like, all right, your kid's mental health is important.

00:31:14.700 So then you're injecting the child with hormones.

00:31:17.360 Here's the thing, too.

00:31:18.580 Hormone therapy, that phrase, like, let's just call it chemical castration, right?

00:31:23.900 Yeah.

00:31:24.180 Because that's the same thing.

00:31:25.760 This guy's got the pedo glasses, too.

00:31:27.900 Those clear frame glasses.

00:31:29.920 Guys, if you have those.

00:31:31.600 Lose them.

00:31:32.180 Dump them. 1.00

00:31:32.600 Everyone sees you and goes, oh, that guy's a pedophile. 1.00

00:31:34.240 That guy's a weird Steve Jobs wannabe pedophile type. 0.98

00:31:36.800 Where's the van? 0.52

00:31:37.600 Yeah.

00:31:38.240 With the kids in it.

00:31:39.460 Also, you're reaching for the tutu at age two.

00:31:42.260 It's like a two-year-old looking at probably, like, a pink blob of, like, cloth.

00:31:48.020 And it's like, oh.

00:31:48.720 Can't even see it.

00:31:49.580 What's that?

00:31:50.360 Yeah.

00:31:50.880 Oh, that means you're a girl.

00:31:52.760 My thing is, if you have, and we're assuming this is two dads, because otherwise the mom

00:31:58.920 would be here doing this.

00:32:01.120 But these dads, if you're a two-year-old and you have two gay dads, and one of them offers

00:32:07.020 you a choice, like, hey, do you want the blue one?

00:32:10.020 Or do you want this pink one?

00:32:11.900 That daddy likes.

00:32:13.020 Yeah.

00:32:13.400 And then he, like, holds the blue one here.

00:32:15.120 You are making a decision for the rest of your life at that moment.

00:32:18.260 So be careful, kids.

00:32:19.640 Why is there even a tutu in the house if you have a son?

00:32:22.880 If I was born and I was the only kid, there wouldn't be any girl stuff. 0.87

00:32:26.140 You're asking the wrong questions, buddy.

00:32:28.340 You're too on the nose.

00:32:29.980 Yeah. 0.98

00:32:30.460 So it's like, if you ever get that, that choice, and you have two gay dads, you're in 1.00

00:32:35.120 trouble. 0.84

00:32:35.500 Like the scene from Air Bud, where they're trying to determine who owns Air Bud, and

00:32:39.380 they're like, come on, Air Bud.

00:32:40.740 You come this way.

00:32:41.620 And the guy's smacking the newspaper, because that decision could be a hormonal one, and it

00:32:47.840 could affect you negatively for the rest of your life.

00:32:50.500 Yeah, it's so true.

00:32:51.380 And then Air Bud, the thing that I never understood about Air Bud, they got used to the dog being

00:32:58.260 on the team.

00:32:59.500 Yeah.

00:32:59.940 So at the beginning, it was like, oh my gosh, this dog is like shooting three pointers

00:33:03.480 and can play basketball.

00:33:05.040 This is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

00:33:06.420 But then like by game four, it's like, all right, you know, Air Bud, you know, we need

00:33:10.140 more rebounds out of you.

00:33:12.520 Air Bud, you know, you're about to foul out.

00:33:14.620 We'll take you out.

00:33:15.320 Like they're just treating them like it's normal.

00:33:16.940 Like wouldn't, I was still every, at every level be like, oh my gosh, the dog just scored

00:33:21.240 a foul shot.

00:33:22.280 Oh my gosh, the dog's on a fast break.

00:33:24.280 Oh my gosh, the dog dunked.

00:33:25.740 Yeah.

00:33:26.560 You'd think it would, you know, they got used to it pretty quick, where it's like game

00:33:30.720 six, like, all right, Air Bud, like you're having a little bit of a slow day today, but

00:33:34.200 you can pick it back up.

00:33:35.440 Oh, here's something I just thought about too, is Air Bud, you know how they go, well, technically

00:33:39.440 there's nothing in the rules that say a dog can't play.

00:33:41.640 Like, it's the exact same thing that's happening with trans sports right now.

00:33:45.480 Technically a guy pretending to be a girl could still play.

00:33:47.840 Yeah.

00:33:47.980 They didn't make the rules for that.

00:33:49.160 Yeah.

00:33:49.380 And then the governor, governor of Indy, is this in Indiana?

00:33:52.520 Governor Holcomb?

00:33:53.600 Mm-hmm.

00:33:55.160 That was a point that someone made.

00:33:56.920 It was Tucker made. 0.95

00:33:57.500 Indiana, this guy's vetoing trans stuff.

00:34:00.140 Come on, man.

00:34:01.180 Indiana, there was a thing.

00:34:02.420 They went 70% for Trump.

00:34:03.960 Like the constituency in Indiana does not want this.

00:34:06.880 I don't know how this twink won. 1.00

00:34:08.340 That's what Tucker was saying too.

00:34:09.520 Like people were like, oh, it's like this trans stuff is a distraction, but it's like 1.00

00:34:12.700 it's happening in Indiana, Florida, Georgia.

00:34:16.360 Like it's happening all in these base places.

00:34:18.700 It's not like it's just like, you know, the West Village of New York or LA.

00:34:23.140 There's a kid at a drag show and she goes around collecting money. 0.90

00:34:27.580 It's playing in the background now.

00:34:28.840 It's not really like a full video, but like that's just what she's doing.

00:34:32.620 She's going around collecting money. 0.99

00:34:33.940 She's just copying the drag queens. 1.00

00:34:36.140 Emulating them.

00:34:37.080 Very emulating.

00:34:38.020 Doing a little dance.

00:34:39.120 Yeah.

00:34:39.320 Very impressionable.

00:34:40.580 Doesn't fully get what's going on, but knows the whole room.

00:34:43.080 Kind of likes it.

00:34:43.980 And it's her turn to do what she saw.

00:34:46.700 It's kind of like how it all works, I think.

00:34:48.920 Right?

00:34:49.540 Yeah.

00:34:50.320 All right.

00:34:50.760 Monkey see, monkey do.

00:34:52.200 Yeah.

00:34:52.580 Does anybody, did that go out?

00:34:54.820 That didn't come from nothing.

00:34:55.920 Yeah.

00:34:56.680 All right.

00:34:57.440 This next clip is one of my favorite clips for the whole episode. 0.70

00:35:00.280 That's the gay guy in traffic who double parks. 1.00

00:35:05.740 This is like a metaphor for society. 0.98

00:35:07.440 This is a lane.

00:35:08.440 You're parking in a...

00:35:09.300 I know.

00:35:09.780 I'm waiting for the car.

00:35:10.700 I just came out to my parents.

00:35:12.720 I just came out to my parents.

00:35:14.160 I came out to my parents and I'm gay.

00:35:16.060 I don't know how to tell my parents that I'm gay.

00:35:17.660 I just came out to my parents.

00:35:23.540 I'm bisexual.

00:35:25.400 I don't know what to do anymore.

00:35:26.720 I'm just...

00:35:36.720 I will.

00:35:40.980 I will.

00:35:41.820 I'm bisexual.

00:35:42.620 I'm just, I'm figuring out.

00:35:43.500 I just came out to my parents a little emotional right now.

00:35:45.440 Thank you.

00:35:52.320 He says, I'm sorry.

00:35:54.000 That's like a metaphor of society. 0.94

00:35:55.800 It's like the gays are doing stuff that's not good for society. 1.00

00:35:58.680 It's not helping people. 0.97

00:35:59.880 It's actually hurting people and getting in people's way.

00:36:02.740 And then when you call it out, when it's frustrating to you, they just go, well, I'm

00:36:06.340 gay. 0.93

00:36:06.580 I'm gay. 0.92

00:36:07.100 I need help.

00:36:08.240 I'm gay.

00:36:08.940 I'm just a victim.

00:36:10.300 I'm gay.

00:36:10.800 I'm gay.

00:36:11.460 And then everyone kind of goes, oh.

00:36:13.220 And then we apologize to them and say, oh, sorry.

00:36:16.080 But you're still parked in the street.

00:36:17.900 Yeah.

00:36:18.240 Doesn't change the fact.

00:36:19.440 Traffic was LGBTs the whole time. 1.00

00:36:22.220 Damn. 1.00

00:36:22.840 I never thought about that. 0.99

00:36:23.820 You ever go in a car and there's too many cars and it's like stacked up and going slow?

00:36:27.440 Yeah. 0.96

00:36:27.620 It's because there's like a gay guy having like an episode somewhere. 1.00

00:36:30.180 Meltdown. 0.99

00:36:30.640 Throws of twink mania.

00:36:32.360 Dude, that's crazy. 1.00

00:36:33.440 Someone at the front is having a gay meltdown. 0.99

00:36:35.840 I thought of this as like, I don't think this guy's even gay. 0.98

00:36:38.420 I thought this guy was just doing like a thing like bumping you and he's a magician and then

00:36:42.280 he steals your watch.

00:36:43.600 He gets away with it.

00:36:44.860 Yeah.

00:36:45.120 That's pretty good.

00:36:46.560 But I thought that was like a metaphor in society.

00:36:49.160 Yeah.

00:36:49.380 People are frustrated. 0.98

00:36:50.480 They need to do what they want to do, but there's gay people getting in their way. 1.00

00:36:54.280 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:54.700 And then when you call them out rightfully, you have to apologize because they're gay and 1.00

00:36:59.900 having a meltdown. 0.99

00:37:00.600 Yeah.

00:37:00.960 It's that family guy bit.

00:37:02.060 Like, right, sir, no, uh, or ma'am, whatever to the trans.

00:37:05.440 Oh, you can't watch. 0.99

00:37:06.260 You can't watch porn at the bar. 1.00

00:37:07.440 Oh, I'm transgender. 0.99

00:37:08.620 Oh, okay.

00:37:09.140 Then do whatever you want all the time.

00:37:10.880 It's the same bit.

00:37:12.000 Yeah.

00:37:12.540 All right. 0.88

00:37:13.120 Uh, next let's go to the, um, the gay guy gorilla question. 0.94

00:37:17.600 Yeah. 0.91

00:37:17.760 This is a good one.

00:37:18.700 This is a good one. 0.75

00:37:19.400 This is a very gay heavy episode. 1.00

00:37:21.280 Jerk off a gorilla or let a gorilla jerk off you. 1.00

00:37:24.620 Yes. 1.00

00:37:24.940 Yes. 1.00

00:37:26.240 Ah, you see, I, I suck. 1.00

00:37:34.320 Relax, buddy. 1.00

00:37:35.320 Yeah.

00:37:36.060 Relax, buddy.

00:37:36.840 It was just a question that you didn't understand. 0.98

00:37:38.540 So the gay guy gets a question. 0.91

00:37:41.200 He doesn't understand. 1.00

00:37:41.940 Just assumes it means like, Hey, are you down to suck? 1.00

00:37:44.640 Are you ready to suck right now? 1.00

00:37:46.440 On camera, are you down to suck? 1.00

00:37:48.000 Yeah, I suck. 1.00

00:37:48.660 And he goes, yes, I suck. 1.00

00:37:49.900 I suck. 1.00

00:37:50.820 All right. 0.99

00:37:51.020 So let's see what that gets you.

00:37:52.240 Yeah.

00:37:52.480 What that kind of behavior gets you.

00:37:54.040 Let's see what it turns into.

00:37:55.320 One whole week of me living with HIV and my first day on medicine.

00:37:58.940 I felt better than I have.

00:38:00.600 We, seriously, my energy is back.

00:38:02.360 I feel more like myself.

00:38:03.660 I also officially know the person who gave it to me.

00:38:05.780 Um, I'm not mad at all.

00:38:07.420 It's just, he didn't know.

00:38:08.600 He didn't get tested in time.

00:38:09.760 And that's why I have it now.

00:38:10.960 As you guys can see, I went to the doctors again today and they redid all my blood work.

00:38:14.520 Needles are like one of my biggest fears.

00:38:15.920 I hated it.

00:38:16.960 But as long as I can get back to myself, I'm not mad.

00:38:19.140 Lastly, before I got off to dinner, one of my big things on my bucket list was to have

00:38:21.920 a blood pact with some of my friends.

00:38:23.340 And I was like, oh, now that I have HIV, I'll never be able to do that.

00:38:25.600 But I asked my doctor and he was like, even though I really highly don't recommend it

00:38:28.360 because of a number of other reasons, technically HIV is not the problem there.

00:38:31.740 And I was like, yay.

00:38:32.820 Only not the problem when I'm fully undetectable, which will be for a while, but I don't care.

00:38:36.420 Also, he needs more information, but whatever.

00:38:37.720 I love you guys so much.

00:38:38.460 This is a win.

00:38:39.020 This is a win.

00:38:41.120 You can do a blood pact still with HIV. 1.00

00:38:43.080 You're doing blood play shit when you have AIDS? 0.94

00:38:46.600 I like also disregarding that it's just HIV and it's treatable, and I just call it full 0.99

00:38:51.040 blown AIDS, but that's just me.

00:38:52.620 So he's doing blood pact still.

00:38:54.320 The doctor says he can, and he says it's a win.

00:38:58.540 You know how I know demons are the center of Pride Month, like in that whole movement?

00:39:03.100 How do you know?

00:39:03.620 Yeah, because the word demon is in the center of the word Pride Month.

00:39:08.300 Wow.

00:39:08.900 It's a literal thing.

00:39:10.940 It's actually really easy. 0.99

00:39:13.240 Damn. 0.99

00:39:13.740 So this guy, I did a little research on him because for a second, I thought that we had 0.99

00:39:18.000 talked about this guy before because there was a guy who was talking about how he goes

00:39:21.840 to Harvard, and he was talking to his professor, and he was picking up his PrEP prescription,

00:39:25.520 which is the pill that prevents HIV for gay people, and it wasn't him.

00:39:31.980 It wasn't the same guy. 0.99

00:39:32.840 So I was like, damn, did he stop taking his PrEP and get HIV? 0.99

00:39:36.320 But I found out this guy was like a homecoming queen. 0.99

00:39:39.840 He was like the first homecoming queen at some school.

00:39:42.200 So now he's got HIV.

00:39:44.820 But he's happy about it.

00:39:46.020 Yeah, but it's a win.

00:39:47.040 So no biggie. 0.98

00:39:47.940 He's going to take his PrEP and be undetectable and keep doing blood packs and all this shit 0.98

00:39:51.840 that you know he's doing. 0.98

00:39:52.840 That's the type of guy who, if he was around a little while ago, he would have monkey pox.

00:39:58.140 So I don't know.

00:39:59.000 Yeah.

00:39:59.540 All right.

00:39:59.940 Next, China banning women from advertising lingerie.

00:40:04.660 Yeah.

00:40:04.940 It says China banned women from modeling lingerie online, so men are doing it instead. 0.81

00:40:08.920 Careful, China. 1.00

00:40:10.540 This slope is very slippy.

00:40:13.420 China, we warned you. 1.00

00:40:15.380 We're warning you.

00:40:16.720 Careful, China. 1.00

00:40:17.960 I know you're making moves and you're beating us in a lot of stuff, but this is a slippery slope.

00:40:22.860 Maybe just have some modest ladies out there advertising the lingerie. 1.00

00:40:26.440 Nothing crazy.

00:40:27.280 Yeah, a little bodysuit or something.

00:40:29.100 There's a middle ground.

00:40:30.220 Don't let the twinks.

00:40:31.280 Don't let them start twinking on you.

00:40:32.880 Yeah.

00:40:33.240 Or a mannequin.

00:40:34.920 I just, the slope is very slippery once you get out a little past the start of it.

00:40:41.060 Yep.

00:40:41.260 So be careful, China. 1.00

00:40:42.740 Yep.

00:40:43.020 The Toronto Raptors apologized.

00:40:45.420 This is old, but we had to cover it because it's so important.

00:40:48.260 Because it's just so good.

00:40:49.160 It was for Women's Day and then the Toronto Raptors gave like, this is what they made for

00:40:52.540 Women's Day, the video.

00:40:55.800 Girls were in the world because they're the only one that came for grace. 1.00

00:40:59.700 They birthed everybody.

00:41:01.200 All women are great because they're all queens. 1.00

00:41:03.440 So they had to apologize for that.

00:41:08.320 They did an apology because a few disgruntled men think that they can have birth too.

00:41:15.160 Yeah.

00:41:15.680 So basically like everyone is scared to say the most basic truths because they're angering 1.00

00:41:20.820 gays and stupid women. 1.00

00:41:22.440 Yeah, pretty much. 1.00

00:41:23.400 And you have to like learn how to navigate the world according to like the lens of a gay 1.00

00:41:27.460 stupid woman. 1.00

00:41:28.200 It's a 1% of the population hostage scenario backed by corporate America and HR departments 1.00

00:41:34.420 everywhere who just force you to bend the knee.

00:41:37.300 So these guys had nothing to say other than you give birth.

00:41:40.900 Like, because obviously you can't just generalize like what makes women so great. 1.00

00:41:45.700 It's like, man, their empathy.

00:41:48.020 You're just like generalizing, right?

00:41:49.760 And it's like, well, what do they all do?

00:41:52.280 They give birth. 0.84

00:41:53.340 It's like, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.

00:41:55.160 That's like the most basic, honest one where it's like the one thing that women do that 1.00

00:41:58.920 men don't do. 1.00

00:41:59.920 Like, what would you say?

00:42:00.760 Nurture.

00:42:01.300 Give birth.

00:42:01.800 They give birth to everyone on the planet.

00:42:03.360 Yeah. 0.96

00:42:03.720 They have a connection to the place outside of the earth where they have a baby gets sucked

00:42:08.380 in and comes out.

00:42:10.200 Yeah.

00:42:10.480 And I think in every single species, right, women are more valuable than men. 0.99

00:42:16.080 Right?

00:42:16.720 Like, and that's in a purely procreation type thing because like when you hunt, you hunt

00:42:23.060 the males, you don't, and then when you fish, you send back the lobsters that are, have

00:42:28.040 eggs on them.

00:42:28.640 You know what I mean?

00:42:29.180 Yeah.

00:42:29.360 Yeah.

00:42:29.540 Cause it's like, that keeps the population going.

00:42:31.360 Any, any, uh, male bird will do, you know, cause like, it's just a matter of how many,

00:42:37.100 uh, blast them. 0.99

00:42:38.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:38.960 So it's just really weird that like this universal truth that everybody knows kind of, you need

00:42:43.960 to apologize for now.

00:42:45.120 And yeah, exactly.

00:42:45.900 And everyone's known it for a while.

00:42:47.320 Brian Cranston, even when he was meeting a fan, he said the similar things, but now he's been 1.00

00:42:52.460 saying like this weird cuck boy shit lately. 0.99

00:42:54.640 He's been like on, he's been on one, but listen to what he says. 1.00

00:42:58.160 You can do anything you want in the world, right?

00:43:00.380 You can't.

00:43:01.120 Remember that.

00:43:01.800 Good luck.

00:43:02.100 No, there's a lot of things you can't.

00:43:03.500 No, you can do whatever you want to do in life.

00:43:06.920 Dude, he can't have a baby.

00:43:08.880 He can't.

00:43:09.480 I just had a baby.

00:43:10.640 He can't birth a baby.

00:43:11.060 You can't birth a baby.

00:43:12.900 So you can't tell him he can do everything.

00:43:14.080 So Brian Cranston needs to go to jail for that.

00:43:15.840 That's illegal.

00:43:16.760 And he needs to apologize, bend the knee, at least donate somewhere, right?

00:43:20.460 Yep.

00:43:20.740 And start talking about trans people.

00:43:22.760 Cranston, he had a clip that went a little bit viral the other day where he was in a

00:43:27.280 podcast interview with someone promoting something and he goes, well, what do we need to do?

00:43:31.500 And he's like, well, we need CRT.

00:43:33.220 We need CRT.

00:43:35.100 He said a quote like that.

00:43:36.100 And he seems like a guy who gets the high level liberal talking points and doesn't really

00:43:40.100 like get into it.

00:43:41.140 You know what I mean?

00:43:42.360 So he's like, oh, CRT is good.

00:43:44.080 That's all I've heard.

00:43:45.060 And it's like, dude, you can't just say broadly, we need CRT.

00:43:48.080 It's like the most contested thing ever.

00:43:49.600 So he seems like he's not that involved, but he's doing the good boy.

00:43:52.980 But he's doing good boy stuff.

00:43:54.420 Yeah.

00:43:54.620 He's probably trying to make it.

00:43:55.640 He's probably trying to leg up to the next level.

00:43:57.780 I don't know.

00:43:58.520 I, you know, I don't know what he's up to.

00:44:00.600 Yeah.

00:44:00.900 All right.

00:44:01.240 Next, the guy who does the burnout on the trans flag in Florida.

00:44:06.840 Yep.

00:44:07.480 The guy's peeling out.

00:44:09.140 This is like, you know, free speech.

00:44:11.660 Yeah.

00:44:12.140 You know, you burn a flag.

00:44:13.220 You're allowed to do that.

00:44:14.420 Yeah.

00:44:14.840 I think this guy's allowed to do this.

00:44:16.580 I think so, too.

00:44:17.180 And it's in Florida, so it should be fine.

00:44:18.600 But here's my thing.

00:44:19.840 If they come for you and you get arrested for this, they come knocking on your door, you 0.99

00:44:24.640 say no, and then you let them kill you. 0.98

00:44:27.800 And that's how you go down. 1.00

00:44:28.920 And that's an honorable way to go.

00:44:31.060 Cops come and say, hey, we're here to arrest you.

00:44:32.940 You did a hate crime.

00:44:33.660 And you say no.

00:44:35.140 And you say, no, come with me.

00:44:36.800 I don't know.

00:44:37.420 Reach in your pocket really quick.

00:44:38.860 Go like this. 1.00

00:44:39.720 And then let them just fucking kill you. 1.00

00:44:41.580 And then you leave the earth with some honor. 1.00

00:44:43.500 It's not a bad way to go.

00:44:44.800 Yeah.

00:44:45.120 That's fair.

00:44:46.120 I guess.

00:44:46.720 I don't know.

00:44:47.300 I didn't expect that from you.

00:44:48.940 I didn't expect the death by cop immediately after a minor vandalism thing.

00:44:53.220 But I guess that's the world we live in now, right?

00:44:55.380 It's not pretty, but that's what it is.

00:44:57.300 So we'll see what happens with this guy.

00:44:58.920 Because I think there's something.

00:45:00.180 And we talked about this last week or maybe two weeks ago where the girl burned that pride flag.

00:45:05.020 Oh, yeah.

00:45:05.400 And it's like, I hate crime.

00:45:07.880 I hate crime.

00:45:08.580 And it's like, that's minor property damage, right?

00:45:10.820 I thought we all agreed that it's minor property damage.

00:45:13.440 Same thing with burning an American flag.

00:45:14.920 Like you said, like, I don't know.

00:45:17.060 I didn't hate crime anybody.

00:45:18.240 I think the hate crime needs to have, like, a brutally beat up person at the end of it. 0.99

00:45:22.480 To be a beat up gay guy. 1.00

00:45:23.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:23.780 To be a crime.

00:45:25.800 So I think we need to test this out.

00:45:28.760 Because if people can burn the American flag, then you can burn this flag.

00:45:31.720 Yeah.

00:45:32.160 Because this is a religion, too, at this point.

00:45:34.720 Yeah.

00:45:34.960 It's become a religion. 1.00

00:45:36.800 And who the fuck approves this? 1.00

00:45:39.580 How do you get to paint a giant, especially with a trans flag? 1.00

00:45:42.760 The trans one is where it gets crazy, crazy. 1.00

00:45:44.760 Who approves this? 0.81

00:45:45.880 In Florida.

00:45:46.860 So there needs to be some sort of, like, consent thing that happens.

00:45:51.040 Who's deciding this on the level?

00:45:53.040 It's like, it's probably one or two people.

00:45:54.420 City workers, yeah.

00:45:55.300 Who are, like, a city council member, and they go, yes.

00:45:57.660 Three city council members go, yeah, we're doing it.

00:46:00.420 70 grand. 0.99

00:46:01.460 70 fucking grand for this, yeah. 0.98

00:46:04.120 So, I mean, that's kind of the thing. 0.97

00:46:05.860 It's like, if three people are going to decide that they're going to do it,

00:46:09.660 then maybe one guy can decide he's going to vandalize it.

00:46:12.640 And who the hell cares? 0.60

00:46:14.140 Because it's an eyesore. 0.90

00:46:16.980 Yeah.

00:46:17.220 You know what I mean?

00:46:17.880 Like, it's every color in straight lines.

00:46:22.100 Yeah.

00:46:22.680 And then the weird trans part, just every color and bright. 1.00

00:46:25.760 How about a road?

00:46:27.080 How about just a road?

00:46:28.460 How about just a road?

00:46:29.740 Exactly.

00:46:30.780 All right, next, the woman with the weird addiction. 0.81

00:46:34.960 Yeah, where are you going to go with this?

00:46:36.440 This is my question.

00:46:37.940 A woman addicted to eating toilet paper eats 75 sheets a day 1.00

00:46:41.800 and says it's, quote, like crack.

00:46:45.120 Hello?

00:46:45.960 Base department?

00:46:48.480 That's your bit.

00:46:50.260 That's your bit?

00:46:51.100 Stop.

00:46:51.320 I don't have anything.

00:46:52.800 Stop.

00:46:53.620 All right.

00:46:54.300 I have a point.

00:46:55.720 I have a point on this.

00:46:56.720 The point was, hello?

00:46:57.660 Base department.

00:46:58.720 If this middle-aged woman can be trained, and who knows how it started, how she got there. 0.99

00:47:05.100 If she can be trained to love eating toilet paper enough to eat 75 sheets a day,

00:47:11.020 do you think they can make that little two-year-old trans? 1.00

00:47:14.100 Oh, yeah. 0.62

00:47:14.760 Do you think that's hard to do if this woman can train herself to eat toilet paper? 1.00

00:47:18.800 She can, like, cross the wires enough to eat toilet paper? 1.00

00:47:21.700 Then you can cross your two-year-old's wires enough the whole time you're raising him to

00:47:25.680 tell him he's a girl.

00:47:26.460 You could probably convince a two-year-old that they're an animal.

00:47:30.480 100%.

00:47:30.800 If you're a chimpanzee, you're a koala bear, you could probably pull that off.

00:47:35.060 I think so.

00:47:35.700 And they would, like, hold onto your leg, or, like, you know, they would be little koala

00:47:38.900 bears if you really told them that's what they were.

00:47:41.080 Yep.

00:47:41.440 That's a good point.

00:47:43.120 Yeah, all I had was base department.

00:47:44.600 It made no sense.

00:47:45.320 Okay, cool.

00:47:46.220 Half-baked, deep-fried.

00:47:47.720 Thank you.

00:47:48.560 All right.

00:47:49.300 Diversity training page.

00:47:51.080 This is, someone sent this to us?

00:47:53.040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:53.880 The diversity training?

00:47:55.440 Yeah, this is my favorite.

00:47:56.380 It says, my brother is doing a diversity training at work, and this is one of the slides.

00:48:00.200 Case study number three, ethnic stereotype.

00:48:02.860 Michael clocks out for lunch from his post on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and sits

00:48:07.240 down to eat in the employee lounge.

00:48:09.240 Another security professional, Cindy, is just finishing up her lunch and notices that Michael

00:48:13.420 has a small sandwich and a bag of apple slices.

00:48:16.580 She exclaims, what kind of Italian are you?

00:48:19.300 That's the smallest sandwich I've ever seen.

00:48:21.680 Throw some meat on that bread or bust out some pasta and gravy, you big paisan. 1.00

00:48:25.740 You're going to be starved by the end of your shift.

00:48:28.220 How do you think this makes Michael feel?

00:48:29.940 Is Cindy implying that Michael needs to eat more food because he is Italian?

00:48:33.260 Do you think Cindy's comment could have offended others in the employee lounge?

00:48:37.080 Yeah.

00:48:37.720 That's what the sensitivity training is all about.

00:48:40.900 The ethnic whites are always very sensitive. 1.00

00:48:44.060 Italians are always running right to HR when you make an Italian comment. 1.00

00:48:48.060 What did you say about that?

00:48:49.440 Yeah.

00:48:49.980 Yeah.

00:48:50.520 That is the, that's the training.

00:48:52.260 That's the example.

00:48:53.380 Isn't that funny that that's where we are on diversity training, that we have to use like 0.91

00:48:56.700 a fake example over here, like a Italian example when it's really like, watch what you say to 0.69

00:49:02.700 black people at work. 0.96

00:49:03.700 Yeah. 0.86

00:49:04.020 That's like it pretty much.

00:49:05.620 Yeah. 0.98

00:49:06.060 This diversity training isn't for black people, right? 0.99

00:49:08.840 Yeah. 0.79

00:49:09.220 I mean, it's not for like, oh yeah, let's, let's work on how we talk to paisans. 1.00

00:49:14.220 It's like a decoy.

00:49:15.640 But the real truth is like, everyone needs to be careful to not offend blacks and women. 0.90

00:49:19.640 Women and blacks. 0.78

00:49:20.680 If you're a white guy, all you have to worry about is women who think like, what, oh, 1.00

00:49:25.060 he sexually assaulted me or something. 0.84

00:49:26.480 He came on to me. 1.00

00:49:28.200 And then like black people. 1.00

00:49:29.640 And then gays. 0.99

00:49:30.820 And gays. 1.00

00:49:31.420 Gays go with women. 1.00

00:49:32.280 But gays go with women. 0.99

00:49:33.280 So it's really just like, if you're a white man, and I would encourage anybody, if you

00:49:37.040 still have a corporate job like this, you know, you do trainings like this, just don't

00:49:41.280 talk to anybody.

00:49:42.720 Like have a firm, hard personal life stance and be like, oh yeah, you know, I'm going out

00:49:47.440 with the wife this weekend.

00:49:48.560 That's it.

00:49:49.060 The Mike Pence approach.

00:49:49.860 Exactly.

00:49:50.640 No, don't go alone in a room with a woman. 1.00

00:49:53.000 Don't, you know, don't start a photo.

00:49:54.680 And then you put your, you put your arms like this.

00:49:56.760 Don't get involved.

00:49:57.800 Don't overshare, you know, never touch anybody.

00:50:01.340 Never touch anybody.

00:50:02.180 Don't go to the happy hours and just collect your check and, you know, uh, stay away from 1.00

00:50:07.040 that kind of shit. 1.00

00:50:07.660 And those aren't your people. 1.00

00:50:08.860 Yeah.

00:50:09.220 That's smart.

00:50:10.160 That's crazy.

00:50:10.960 That's the example. 0.61

00:50:11.860 You know, you know, those Italians, they get sensitive. 1.00

00:50:14.720 They go to HR.

00:50:15.500 It's like, no, it's women. 1.00

00:50:16.600 And like, and it's, it's pretty much all women. 0.99

00:50:18.920 Yeah.

00:50:19.340 Right.

00:50:19.540 I mean, I don't think, I don't think I'd ever offend a black guy at work and he'd be 1.00

00:50:23.380 like, man, that's fucked up. 0.99

00:50:24.640 I'm going to work. 1.00

00:50:25.320 But if a woman saw what you said, even if the black guy wasn't offended, they would go 0.98

00:50:29.820 on the black people's behalf because they're like trying to save them or whatever they

00:50:34.700 think they're doing.

00:50:35.680 Should we continue with the workplace?

00:50:37.260 Well, the all women flight crew.

00:50:38.680 Yeah.

00:50:38.940 This is from Delta.

00:50:39.700 The, let's let this rip. 0.89

00:50:40.760 Did somebody say slave?

00:50:46.560 Then we can end it with like a plane just crashing down.

00:50:49.780 Whoop, whoop.

00:50:50.620 Terrain.

00:50:51.200 Yeah.

00:50:51.420 Terrain.

00:50:51.740 Oh, the check engine light was on for three months and she just hoped it would go away.

00:50:56.660 Yeah.

00:50:56.860 And then the lady working on the plane, she's not strong enough to tighten the bolt all 1.00

00:51:00.360 the way for the pressure at their 40,000 feet.

00:51:03.260 She kind of just tried her best and then no one checked her work because they didn't want

00:51:06.700 to be sexist.

00:51:07.440 I don't want any pilot, male or female, to be choreographing a TikTok.

00:51:12.460 Do the pre-flight checklist.

00:51:14.720 Please do the pre-flight checklist.

00:51:17.260 Like things, their mechanics, like screws, they get worn down.

00:51:21.240 Please, guys, do not waste any of our pre-flight time choreographing a TikTok.

00:51:27.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:28.220 Well, that's the end of cringe of the week.

00:51:29.640 Can you imagine the black box recordings going after like the all women flight crew goes down? 0.90

00:51:34.560 What's wrong?

00:51:36.360 Jesus, Stacey.

00:51:37.720 I got it.

00:51:38.380 That's fine.

00:51:38.920 I got it.

00:51:39.520 The alarm kit won't stop.

00:51:41.820 And then just crying and then like this.

00:51:44.160 Like this is how you go into like the final few seconds.

00:51:46.760 Instead of like trying to fight through it, it's just like, oh, for the last minute, she

00:51:50.000 just like started crying.

00:51:50.940 I can't believe this is happening.

00:51:52.200 I can't believe this is happening.

00:51:53.480 It's no problem solving.

00:51:54.520 It's no switch the APU on and off.

00:51:56.340 Yeah.

00:51:56.520 Go inverted like it was that movie The Flight with Denzel.

00:52:00.660 It's like they're not doing that one.

00:52:02.280 They're just like, yeah, I had my hands and my face and my face on my lap and I just cried.

00:52:07.360 And then the plane crashed.

00:52:09.580 Yep.

00:52:09.800 That's the end of cringe of the week.

00:52:11.580 It was a good cringe.

00:52:12.780 We're moving on.

00:52:13.480 Urban Decay.

00:52:14.380 This week's Urban Decay section is brought to you by Bonusland.

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00:52:25.520 This week in Bonusland, there's a Wheel of Fortune fail.

00:52:29.000 A guy gets mad that his wife at a concert.

00:52:34.260 We shout out a baby.

00:52:35.440 There's a baby we're going to shout out.

00:52:37.620 There's a freak fashion show.

00:52:39.300 Yeah.

00:52:39.820 Yeah.

00:52:40.600 We're going to go through a lot of stuff.

00:52:41.940 It's nice.

00:52:42.240 We've got a lot of good stuff in Bonusland.

00:52:43.680 30 minutes.

00:52:44.400 It's also, I will say Bonusland, it's also a different tone.

00:52:46.780 We're kind of like post episode.

00:52:47.920 We're overshooting from the hip.

00:52:49.080 We're letting it fly.

00:52:50.320 It's chill.

00:52:50.660 There's a good group of people, 2,000 plus people.

00:52:53.000 We all comment.

00:52:53.700 We talk to each other.

00:52:54.940 It's very nice.

00:52:55.840 Yeah.

00:52:56.400 And it's four bucks a month.

00:52:57.620 Patreon.com slash Flectus or YouTube join.

00:52:59.980 Just do it.

00:53:00.860 You're going to do it eventually.

00:53:01.940 We're going to keep raising the prices.

00:53:03.100 Just do it.

00:53:03.920 Do it now.

00:53:04.520 Do it now.

00:53:05.320 All right.

00:53:05.980 All right.

00:53:06.580 First clip of Urban Decay is the butt creature.

00:53:09.000 Yeah.

00:53:09.480 I don't really have anything for this. 0.79

00:53:10.780 I just need everyone to see this butt creature. 1.00

00:53:14.520 Is that good? 0.96

00:53:17.920 I don't think so.

00:53:20.760 It's better than trans though. 1.00

00:53:22.880 Yeah.

00:53:23.260 Slightly.

00:53:24.120 This can't be real.

00:53:25.300 It says.

00:53:25.820 I don't know if it is real.

00:53:27.020 It could be pillows.

00:53:28.460 It could be something.

00:53:29.560 But this is bad.

00:53:30.780 That's not good.

00:53:31.760 They're going to really make fun of this.

00:53:33.460 Like, you know, there are certain trends like ear gauges, you know, stuff like that.

00:53:39.860 BBLs. 0.99

00:53:40.580 It's going to be bad, guys.

00:53:42.020 Like, it's not going to age well or look well.

00:53:45.500 You'll need a second surgery.

00:53:46.740 And you know what the interesting thing is?

00:53:47.960 You know how Mexico kidnapped and killed two Americans?

00:53:50.660 Uh-huh.

00:53:51.480 They were in Mexico for cheap cosmetic surgeries.

00:53:55.180 I heard that that was a cover-up story.

00:53:57.420 And then they were there doing a drug deal.

00:53:59.280 Really?

00:53:59.900 And they all had really extensive criminal histories.

00:54:03.780 I could see that.

00:54:04.620 Yeah.

00:54:04.920 Me too.

00:54:05.340 I could see that very easily.

00:54:06.760 I believe it.

00:54:07.500 If you look at it as much Urban Decay as us every week, week in and week out, you kind

00:54:11.400 of start to believe those things.

00:54:11.820 And the BBL people, people were getting BBLs and getting these like dummy butts, these dump truck 0.98

00:54:15.660 asses, they're going to be bag holders because the trend is now going away from that and 1.00

00:54:20.720 it's going to heroin chic again.

00:54:22.340 Everyone's going to be super skinny and thin is the new trend.

00:54:24.760 So everyone who's getting BBLs, you're going to be stuck with like a dated trend that's

00:54:28.460 not even cool anymore.

00:54:29.380 Yeah.

00:54:29.720 I agree.

00:54:30.400 Yeah.

00:54:30.700 All right.

00:54:31.020 Next is a guy on the way to work in a K-hole. 0.99

00:54:34.100 It looks like this guy is going to work.

00:54:40.380 Like, I ain't going to lie.

00:54:41.900 He's got the fit.

00:54:42.680 He's got the drippy fit, though.

00:54:44.220 Yo, bro, yo, yo, you, yo, you can't go to work like that, bro.

00:54:57.600 Yo, you cannot go to work like that.

00:55:03.000 Yo.

00:55:05.280 No, I'm, I'm serious.

00:55:06.500 You're going to get in trouble.

00:55:07.460 I'm telling you, bro.

00:55:08.680 Don't, don't do that.

00:55:09.560 You're not on the phone.

00:55:10.360 I'm trying to help you.

00:55:14.720 I get it.

00:55:15.360 Thank you very much.

00:55:16.120 Don't do that.

00:55:16.840 They're going to know you're on.

00:55:18.280 Don't do that.

00:55:19.520 I get it.

00:55:20.480 Thank you very much.

00:55:21.720 I totally get it.

00:55:22.900 Thank you.

00:55:24.520 Stop acting like you're on the phone.

00:55:26.200 Look, your phone is off.

00:55:29.920 Oh, man.

00:55:31.300 Fully goes for it.

00:55:32.420 That guy is, that was nice of that guy.

00:55:34.020 I know.

00:55:34.660 Looking out for him.

00:55:36.040 Can't go to work like this.

00:55:37.080 He's trying to protect you.

00:55:37.900 I will put you on TikTok, though, for millions of people to see.

00:55:41.080 Yeah.

00:55:41.180 Kind of ruthless.

00:55:42.020 Even worse, to be honest.

00:55:43.540 But that, that move of getting a fake phone call.

00:55:46.600 I get it.

00:55:47.280 Thank you.

00:55:48.160 Immediately fake phone call.

00:55:49.440 That's totally visible.

00:55:50.780 Definitely fake.

00:55:51.660 I, that's like a move I invented though.

00:55:53.480 I'm actually getting a fake phone call right now.

00:55:55.680 Hello.

00:55:56.800 Hey, what's up, Rob?

00:55:59.000 I'm not busy.

00:55:59.860 What's up?

00:56:02.560 Okay.

00:56:03.080 We'll just use the, why don't you just use the MasterCard I gave you.

00:56:06.760 That's overdrawn.

00:56:07.980 Yeah.

00:56:08.300 You said he maxed it.

00:56:09.880 All right.

00:56:10.420 Well then, well, how many Cabanas is it?

00:56:13.320 It's two at least, right?

00:56:14.740 You said, you said two, but everyone's, it's really crowded and everyone's standing around.

00:56:18.980 Tell him to get the third.

00:56:20.220 All right.

00:56:20.880 Just get, get the third Cabana and use the emergency credit card that you use for Europe

00:56:25.020 and Louis Vuitton.

00:56:26.600 Just use that one.

00:56:28.400 All right.

00:56:29.020 Ciao.

00:56:31.380 Ciao.

00:56:31.780 Oh, stop.

00:56:34.100 Stop.

00:56:34.560 You're going to make my heart explode. 1.00

00:56:35.940 Oh, that's some good Rob shit. 1.00

00:56:37.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:37.560 That's good Rob shit. 1.00

00:56:38.360 It's really good Rob shit. 1.00

00:56:39.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:39.780 Rob got the third Cabana.

00:56:41.100 We have everyone standing around inside two Cabanas.

00:56:43.460 People are going to be like, you guys are, you know, there's a minimum.

00:56:46.420 You have 20, 20 of the boys.

00:56:48.380 Yeah.

00:56:49.000 It's like seven people per Cabana.

00:56:50.820 You have 20 boys.

00:56:51.820 Roughly.

00:56:52.620 Three Cabanas.

00:56:53.300 Yeah.

00:56:53.980 Easy.

00:56:54.640 Oh, everyone knows.

00:56:55.840 All right.

00:56:57.160 Let's do the fight.

00:56:58.160 The one free shot fight.

00:57:00.120 This one's interesting.

00:57:01.180 This is a good, interesting approach.

00:57:02.540 You don't do nothing.

00:57:03.600 What's up then, dog? 0.61

00:57:04.460 I'll give you one free shot, dog. 0.93

00:57:06.160 You said you're going to smack me, right? 0.99

00:57:07.000 I'll give you one free shot, dog. 0.98

00:57:08.900 You don't want that, dog.

00:57:10.000 You don't want that, dog.

00:57:11.160 You don't want that.

00:57:12.220 Oh, hey.

00:57:14.840 Hey, what the?

00:57:16.640 So one free shot is an absolutely madman crazy approach, which I respect, but it was a bluff.

00:57:22.940 Never the move.

00:57:23.780 Yeah.

00:57:23.980 It was a bluff.

00:57:24.860 One free shot, and then you see him swinging with his flat-footed.

00:57:28.600 Never had a chance.

00:57:29.180 He had no power.

00:57:30.100 Underwater, having a bad dream, trying to fight in a dream is what it looked like.

00:57:34.340 So the one free shot was a bluff, which got called, and he never had it in him.

00:57:38.940 I like that it's like one free shot, and it's like, how many times have you been punched?

00:57:43.980 Are you really?

00:57:44.880 If you're an ultimate fighter who knows how strong your chin is and what can knock you out,

00:57:50.120 maybe give somebody one free punch as a show of dominance. 0.99

00:57:53.020 But this guy doesn't have the experience to give out one free punch.

00:57:56.060 Yeah.

00:57:56.460 This is crazy.

00:57:57.400 That was a wild approach.

00:57:58.540 Not recommended.

00:57:59.520 I could do it.

00:58:01.940 Let's see it.

00:58:02.700 Let's see it.

00:58:03.160 One free shot.

00:58:03.800 I could eat one and then get crazy.

00:58:05.680 All right. 0.94

00:58:05.960 Next, the pink hair shoplifter.

00:58:08.340 Yeah, this is good.

00:58:09.460 This is one of the better clips we've ever shown.

00:58:12.020 This lady in pink is shoplifting, and this lady on the left catches her. 1.00

00:58:14.880 Put it on there now and get out.

00:58:17.720 Seriously, everything.

00:58:19.400 Okay.

00:58:19.880 Calm down.

00:58:20.940 Don't tell me to calm down.

00:58:22.360 Mm-hmm.

00:58:24.200 Do you have anything in your bag?

00:58:26.500 What bag?

00:58:27.060 In your purse?

00:58:27.800 You have nothing?

00:58:28.300 I do not have nothing.

00:58:29.340 Like those kinds of yours?

00:58:31.260 Nothing.

00:58:31.820 That lady's dominant. 1.00

00:58:33.620 She's dominating this store. 1.00

00:58:36.260 No home purchase in all of this.

00:58:37.880 Yeah, just dump it out.

00:58:38.980 It's in me.

00:58:39.640 Are you joking?

00:58:40.640 Your whole purse is full of this stuff.

00:58:45.380 You think I wasn't going to?

00:58:46.360 No, no, no.

00:58:47.000 No, no, no.

00:58:48.440 Seriously?

00:58:49.340 Can you just rip my jacket?

00:58:50.180 Give me the stuff.

00:58:52.620 Oh, my God.

00:58:53.440 Get off me. 0.85

00:58:54.020 I don't care.

00:58:55.440 You're salting me.

00:58:56.320 Hey, you're salting her. 1.00

00:58:57.360 You're salting me.

00:58:58.460 Stop.

00:58:59.260 Ow. 0.99

00:58:59.660 Call him.

00:59:00.140 Call him right now.

00:59:00.780 Call him right now.

00:59:01.560 Oh, my God.

00:59:02.280 He's hit my dog.

00:59:03.640 Ow. 0.99

00:59:04.380 Stop.

00:59:05.080 Get out.

00:59:05.880 Ow. 0.99

00:59:06.140 Don't hurt me.

00:59:06.800 Get out.

00:59:07.460 Just don't hurt me.

00:59:08.780 Don't hurt me.

00:59:09.580 I'm bored.

00:59:09.940 Call the police.

00:59:11.060 Call the police.

00:59:11.960 Please don't hurt me.

00:59:12.820 Instead of recording me, call the police.

00:59:15.300 Instead of recording me, call the police.

00:59:16.860 That person's just asleep.

00:59:18.220 Just an NPC.

00:59:19.660 Not a real person.

00:59:21.180 I'm not letting go.

00:59:23.100 Jumping out.

00:59:24.720 Stop hurting me.

00:59:26.800 I'm jumping it out.

00:59:27.740 I'm just trying to get my cup.

00:59:30.900 What are you just doing, man?

00:59:32.980 Oh.

00:59:33.480 Pick up what you're doing.

00:59:34.160 What a sad life. 1.00

00:59:35.120 Get your shit and leave, she says. 1.00

00:59:36.620 This is not okay. 1.00

00:59:37.960 Yeah, you know what else is not okay?

00:59:39.060 That's my pick for International Women's Day.

00:59:41.820 That's actually true.

00:59:42.740 I honor that woman today.

00:59:44.340 I picked that lady. 1.00

00:59:45.460 That's my favorite international woman. 0.99

00:59:47.320 My favorite is how many times this person tries to play the victim over the course of

00:59:52.620 getting caught stealing.

00:59:53.980 You're assaulting me.

00:59:54.800 It's not okay. 0.52

00:59:55.540 You're assaulting me.

00:59:56.080 You ripped my bag.

00:59:57.100 Well, you're stealing. 1.00

00:59:59.120 We should beat you up. 0.99

01:00:00.860 Turn the cameras off. 1.00

01:00:02.080 We should stomp you out. 1.00

01:00:03.560 Teach you a lesson. 0.95

01:00:04.260 Um, so I love that.

01:00:06.520 Um, and that's typical woman move, right? 1.00

01:00:08.280 Like, I'm stealing.

01:00:09.740 Oh, I have stuff in here.

01:00:11.140 She empties it out.

01:00:12.120 It's literally like a joke.

01:00:14.400 It's like a clown car bag. 0.53

01:00:17.800 Uh, all right.

01:00:18.760 We have to keep moving. 0.99

01:00:19.940 Portland, the Portland street rats. 0.90

01:00:21.900 So this is in Portland.

01:00:22.820 There's a street rat problem.

01:00:24.040 And then they call the street rat help line.

01:00:27.000 And this is how they help.

01:00:28.220 It's called the street rat help line.

01:00:30.700 It's the Portland street response.

01:00:32.780 Four million dollars a year.

01:00:34.420 And here's how they're helping the community.

01:00:36.680 In Northwest Portland this week, next to McClay Park,

01:00:39.920 a street addict embedded himself like a tick in an alcove

01:00:44.700 underneath three stories of residences in a condominium community.

01:00:48.740 His daily existence was smoking fentanyl, defecating, leaving it there, 1.00

01:00:54.920 and pulling out his dick and staring through the window 1.00

01:00:57.900 at a woman across the way who happens to be a rape survivor. 1.00

01:01:02.160 After several calls to non-emergency,

01:01:04.860 they finally sent out the Portland street response.

01:01:08.060 Dun-da-da-dun!

01:01:09.400 Residents were mortified when they heard Portland street response

01:01:12.900 ask the man if he would like hot coffee or crackers.

01:01:17.300 She also offered him a cigarette, reached into her fanny pack,

01:01:21.240 and put it in his mouth. 0.52

01:01:22.700 She told the exacerbated neighbors that they just needed to give him space.

01:01:27.500 And with that, she wished him a good day. 0.99

01:01:30.780 So you have a person who's shitting under your house, 1.00

01:01:35.160 smoking heroin, smoking fentanyl, pulls their dick out, 1.00

01:01:39.780 they're shitting, they're making people uncomfortable. 1.00

01:01:42.700 Then you call the street response team, 0.99

01:01:44.520 and they come and they give him a coffee and a cigarette.

01:01:47.060 They help him out.

01:01:48.460 They treat him better than you.

01:01:49.560 That's how you get treated at the Admiral Club

01:01:51.500 in the American Airlines terminal.

01:01:53.600 That's so true, in 1971.

01:01:54.840 He said, oh, you want a cigarette and a coffee?

01:01:56.500 Take a seat.

01:01:57.080 You'll fly to leave soon.

01:01:58.360 You call the people.

01:01:59.460 They gave him stuff.

01:02:01.260 Yeah.

01:02:01.540 And told everyone else to calm down.

01:02:03.300 So, you know, red pill versus blue pill, right?

01:02:06.500 Like, this is what they're up to.

01:02:09.920 It's so insane to me that it's like,

01:02:12.180 I'll never call you again.

01:02:13.800 I'm getting two guys,

01:02:15.540 and we're going to handle this ourselves.

01:02:18.580 Yeah.

01:02:18.820 I'm not going to imply anything,

01:02:20.120 but we're going to handle this.

01:02:21.160 And this guy's never going to come here again.

01:02:22.860 Yeah.

01:02:23.000 He might go somewhere else,

01:02:23.980 but he'll know that this condo place

01:02:26.000 is not the condo place to ever go again.

01:02:28.520 Exactly.

01:02:29.080 The lady comes and gives him a coffee and a cigarette.

01:02:31.820 And I just read a story the other day

01:02:33.860 about a kid,

01:02:34.960 a child who died in an Airbnb,

01:02:37.600 like an 18-month-old toddler,

01:02:39.360 because of fentanyl exposure.

01:02:40.820 And this guy's smoking fentanyl

01:02:42.580 in your condo underneath it.

01:02:45.560 And it's like,

01:02:46.580 there are real consequences here.

01:02:49.200 And I like the lady who's fed up 1.00

01:02:51.540 in filming this and narrating it.

01:02:53.440 She says,

01:02:54.160 a street addict. 0.51

01:02:55.420 That's what they all are.

01:02:56.900 This isn't like,

01:02:57.780 oh, man, I'm down on my luck.

01:02:59.260 I lost my pension in the 08 financial scandal.

01:03:02.140 These are people who just love doing drugs,

01:03:04.640 and they can get free drugs and free food.

01:03:08.140 They've blurred the line

01:03:09.200 between homeless and street rat addict.

01:03:11.740 You know what I mean?

01:03:12.500 And people on the West Coast

01:03:13.700 know what these people are. 1.00

01:03:15.020 They're street rat drug addicts. 1.00

01:03:17.000 You know, 0.99

01:03:17.400 there's very few of those

01:03:18.600 like nice old lady 1.00

01:03:19.540 down on her luck homeless in the tent.

01:03:21.580 You know?

01:03:21.820 Yeah.

01:03:22.140 There's very few of those.

01:03:23.360 There's way more fentanyl, meth,

01:03:25.480 whatever they can get their hands on addicts

01:03:27.200 who just want to-

01:03:27.880 They can't go to jail.

01:03:28.860 And the jail would be like

01:03:29.980 a detox that they need.

01:03:31.940 Yeah, jail would be good for them.

01:03:33.220 But they can't.

01:03:33.860 All right, next, reparations.

01:03:36.380 Well, no,

01:03:36.680 we actually have a follow-up Portland story,

01:03:38.660 which is-

01:03:39.060 Oh, yeah.

01:03:39.420 And we've covered this in,

01:03:41.060 you know,

01:03:41.640 the CVSs in San Francisco

01:03:43.560 that all closed down,

01:03:44.420 or it may have been Walgreens.

01:03:46.980 But yeah,

01:03:47.760 so if you let-

01:03:49.200 And this was a nice condo building.

01:03:51.040 So if you let the urban decay

01:03:52.720 affect everything,

01:03:54.460 what do you think happens?

01:03:55.680 Well,

01:03:55.860 all Walmart stores in Portland

01:03:57.420 are closing permanently.

01:03:59.020 Sales haven't met

01:03:59.780 the company's expectations.

01:04:01.520 Yeah.

01:04:02.020 They love that little byline.

01:04:03.200 It's not about the street rats.

01:04:04.640 It's not about the stealing

01:04:05.980 and the constant loss prevention.

01:04:07.580 It's just sales, dude.

01:04:08.520 Sales versus losses.

01:04:09.600 Yeah.

01:04:09.740 And then everyone says,

01:04:10.680 like, oh, Walmart,

01:04:11.300 they have insurance.

01:04:12.200 Oh, who cares if they're stealing?

01:04:13.380 They have insurance.

01:04:14.380 Well, now Walmart's leaving Portland,

01:04:16.320 and now all the people who live there

01:04:18.180 who would have used Walmart,

01:04:20.960 that could almost-

01:04:22.220 This might be interesting.

01:04:24.300 That could almost, like,

01:04:25.480 solve the problem long-term,

01:04:26.860 where it's, like,

01:04:28.300 the street rats steal

01:04:29.440 from all the corporations.

01:04:31.160 Then the corporations leave.

01:04:33.400 And then when the corporations leave,

01:04:34.980 mom-and-pop shops thrive.

01:04:37.360 And then if mom-and-pop shops

01:04:38.500 have security,

01:04:39.400 they keep the street rats out.

01:04:40.760 It could almost solve, like,

01:04:41.900 the over-corporatized America problem.

01:04:44.020 Like, their own thing they created,

01:04:45.660 their own street rat population,

01:04:47.420 would almost, like,

01:04:48.740 knock them back a few pegs

01:04:50.640 and get these corporations

01:04:52.220 less powerful

01:04:52.880 and stop destroying small businesses.

01:04:55.300 Yeah.

01:04:55.720 It's almost, like, not that.

01:04:56.700 It's a genius leftist government plan

01:04:58.620 to get mom-and-pop shops back.

01:05:01.260 But the reality is

01:05:02.400 they would make rules

01:05:03.940 that you can't defend

01:05:04.960 your mom-and-pop shop.

01:05:06.040 Like, it would be-

01:05:06.880 It's just chaos.

01:05:08.260 And you know what the interesting thing is, too?

01:05:10.660 Is, like,

01:05:11.340 the Walgreens in San Francisco

01:05:12.960 is the Walmarts here.

01:05:14.360 A lot of these stores,

01:05:16.460 you can assume,

01:05:17.920 have been in place,

01:05:19.300 and, you know,

01:05:19.760 regardless if they're renting,

01:05:21.440 like, if they're leasing

01:05:22.460 or if they own,

01:05:23.700 you'd figure Walmart

01:05:24.520 does new construction a lot of times.

01:05:25.980 And so it's, like,

01:05:27.420 they get grandfathered in

01:05:28.740 where it's, like,

01:05:29.280 if this Walmart was built in 1980,

01:05:31.960 the population went up threefold,

01:05:34.140 you know?

01:05:34.640 We're in a great position

01:05:35.800 to just profit

01:05:36.620 and print money off this.

01:05:38.040 But it's not even worth it.

01:05:39.280 They give it up.

01:05:39.980 You know what I mean?

01:05:40.580 So the advantage,

01:05:41.620 the early start advantage they had,

01:05:43.880 it's not even worth it.

01:05:44.760 They gave up the plan.

01:05:45.660 Exactly.

01:05:46.380 If your government is bad enough,

01:05:49.140 which it obviously is in Portland,

01:05:50.860 it obviously is in San Francisco,

01:05:52.760 you know,

01:05:53.120 who would have thought

01:05:53.900 decriminalizing theft up to $950

01:05:55.900 would have such an impact?

01:05:57.800 Yeah.

01:05:58.320 I couldn't see this coming.

01:06:00.180 But so, like,

01:06:00.840 even the benefits they have

01:06:02.520 from being established

01:06:03.700 in that community,

01:06:05.220 being grandfathered in,

01:06:06.520 you know,

01:06:06.820 so to speak,

01:06:07.540 on costs,

01:06:09.040 it's still not worth it to them.

01:06:10.540 Yeah.

01:06:11.280 All right.

01:06:11.720 Next clip.

01:06:12.300 The reparations will stop.

01:06:13.460 Not the stealing.

01:06:15.240 Let's hear what this bright man

01:06:16.520 has to say.

01:06:17.180 Capital.

01:06:17.660 Money.

01:06:18.640 Reparations.

01:06:19.500 That will stimulate this economy

01:06:21.240 for the 2.6 million blacks

01:06:24.160 in California.

01:06:25.560 There's only one thing

01:06:26.680 that would stop our children

01:06:28.500 from busting into these liquor stores.

01:06:31.600 There's only one thing

01:06:32.820 that would stop our kids

01:06:35.000 from busting into these jewelry stores

01:06:37.200 stealing watches and jewelry.

01:06:39.020 And that's reparations.

01:06:40.980 Sounds like a threat almost.

01:06:44.820 Sounds like we're being held hostage.

01:06:46.400 Sounds like.

01:06:46.860 Give reparations

01:06:47.560 if you want the crime to stop.

01:06:49.520 Yeah.

01:06:49.920 And to be fair,

01:06:51.100 this guy,

01:06:51.460 the way he's dressed

01:06:52.080 and the way he talks,

01:06:52.780 I feel like he does speak

01:06:53.960 for a lot of the black community,

01:06:55.560 right?

01:06:55.800 Yeah.

01:06:55.980 That's an old head.

01:06:56.800 He kind of looks like that type.

01:06:58.460 OG.

01:07:00.080 So, yeah.

01:07:01.580 So, what do you think?

01:07:03.960 Reparations are the only thing

01:07:04.860 that would stop that?

01:07:05.820 Maybe a strong father figure

01:07:07.720 in the home?

01:07:08.760 That's true.

01:07:09.500 The only thing,

01:07:09.960 yeah, he says the only thing

01:07:11.320 that'll stop the-

01:07:12.260 Is cutting a check.

01:07:13.620 The crime is basically pay us off.

01:07:16.380 It's like, eh, I don't know.

01:07:18.120 I don't believe it.

01:07:19.220 Yeah.

01:07:20.160 It might be,

01:07:20.880 that might lead to more,

01:07:22.280 that might lead to a Chappelle's show sketch.

01:07:24.760 The liquor stores,

01:07:26.400 the only thing that'll stop petty crime 1.00

01:07:28.820 is cutting a check to black people right now 0.99

01:07:30.960 who were never slaves in this state. 0.91

01:07:32.600 Yeah.

01:07:32.960 I was going to rob you,

01:07:34.380 but now that I have money,

01:07:35.740 I'd like to buy a watch.

01:07:36.860 I'm going to whistle while I work.

01:07:38.020 You know,

01:07:38.540 I'm just going straight to the good life.

01:07:41.060 Corporate America,

01:07:41.840 here I come.

01:07:42.260 Hennessy, please.

01:07:43.300 Debit.

01:07:45.440 And so,

01:07:46.620 this is kind of like

01:07:47.580 an accidental self-snitching, right?

01:07:49.700 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:50.200 Like, this is kind of like,

01:07:51.300 oh, yeah,

01:07:51.900 that's why we're stealing so much.

01:07:53.940 It's like,

01:07:54.520 it'll stop if we get the money.

01:07:55.920 It's like,

01:07:56.340 that's what your community is?

01:07:58.420 Shouldn't that be so embarrassing?

01:08:01.360 Yeah.

01:08:01.860 Wouldn't you never want to say

01:08:03.320 that angle of it?

01:08:04.360 Exactly.

01:08:04.860 It almost feels like,

01:08:05.920 it almost feels racist.

01:08:07.780 You know what I mean?

01:08:08.480 Like,

01:08:08.700 in a way,

01:08:09.340 like,

01:08:10.220 man, 1.00

01:08:11.200 the only way black people stop stealing 1.00

01:08:12.740 is if you have somebody, 1.00

01:08:13.740 hands them out money.

01:08:15.040 And it's like,

01:08:15.700 that's kind of,

01:08:16.360 ooh,

01:08:16.700 that's dark.

01:08:18.220 Do you want to go to the other thing

01:08:19.760 that was kind of,

01:08:20.840 the ADL tweet?

01:08:21.940 Yeah.

01:08:22.340 So,

01:08:22.800 we kind of grouped these together

01:08:24.080 because I thought it was like

01:08:25.100 self-snitching,

01:08:26.520 cultural self-snitching. 0.96

01:08:28.820 This guy's obviously black 0.98

01:08:30.220 with the reparations.

01:08:31.480 And then this is from the ADL.

01:08:33.620 And,

01:08:33.860 they were condemning,

01:08:36.540 former President Trump

01:08:37.440 also delivered remarks

01:08:38.460 that were in character

01:08:39.520 but still dangerous.

01:08:40.920 His claims about expelling

01:08:42.260 warmongers,

01:08:43.400 driving out globalists,

01:08:45.040 casting out communists,

01:08:46.320 and throwing off those 0.66

01:08:47.220 who hate our country,

01:08:48.200 echo classic

01:08:48.980 anti-Semitic rhetoric.

01:08:51.220 Yeah.

01:08:51.700 So,

01:08:51.920 he made those comments

01:08:52.720 and then now you're saying,

01:08:53.820 oh,

01:08:53.960 all those things are anti-Semitic

01:08:55.180 and it's like,

01:08:55.780 warmongers,

01:08:56.840 globalists,

01:08:58.020 casting out communists,

01:09:00.160 and people who hate our country.

01:09:01.860 It's like,

01:09:02.400 so,

01:09:02.760 you're saying those are the Jews?

01:09:04.560 You guys could have not said anything.

01:09:06.240 That's crazy.

01:09:07.460 So,

01:09:08.080 I don't think anyone even heard those words

01:09:10.120 and was like,

01:09:10.660 oh,

01:09:10.800 he secretly means Jews.

01:09:12.360 Yeah.

01:09:12.420 That's what I'm saying.

01:09:13.720 They completely overreached.

01:09:15.760 So,

01:09:15.880 they're like,

01:09:16.340 whoa,

01:09:16.620 that's us.

01:09:17.140 He's talking about us for sure.

01:09:18.560 What?

01:09:18.980 Self-snitching,

01:09:19.840 cultural self-snitching.

01:09:21.000 I don't know what to call it,

01:09:22.900 you know?

01:09:23.120 Yeah.

01:09:23.640 That's crazy.

01:09:24.400 All right,

01:09:25.360 last clip of Urban Decay, 0.99

01:09:26.720 the creepy guy coming to the lady's door for sex. 0.93

01:09:29.440 I thought this was a doppelganger for you. 0.98

01:09:32.340 No,

01:09:32.580 doppelganger for you.

01:09:34.020 Well,

01:09:34.300 I got there first.

01:09:35.340 Steven here.

01:09:37.260 You got the wrong house.

01:09:43.980 I knew this was a ripoff.

01:09:48.500 Okay.

01:09:49.160 Are you looking for a Steven?

01:09:50.280 Steven?

01:09:54.400 No,

01:09:54.840 I am Steven.

01:09:55.740 I'm looking for,

01:09:56.620 uh,

01:09:57.620 Fifi.

01:09:59.020 Yeah,

01:09:59.420 you got the wrong house.

01:10:05.580 So, 0.98

01:10:06.060 you don't want to have sex tonight? 0.99

01:10:08.860 Uh, 0.99

01:10:09.640 sir,

01:10:10.260 my husband's in the living room with the gun.

01:10:15.060 Huh.

01:10:15.460 Okay.

01:10:18.180 Have a good night.

01:10:18.920 Understood.

01:10:21.940 So,

01:10:22.380 he was there for some sort of like escort prostitution thing.

01:10:25.520 He got catfished. 0.58

01:10:26.380 Yeah.

01:10:26.600 He got catfished.

01:10:27.340 He gave him a fake address.

01:10:28.360 He went to the fake address.

01:10:30.280 He thinks it's still maybe the real address.

01:10:32.720 And then it's just my husband's in the living room with a gun.

01:10:35.680 What's the opposite of we're about to have sex? 0.80

01:10:38.160 My husband's in the living room with a gun. 0.89

01:10:40.100 Yeah.

01:10:40.780 That could have been uplifting gold.

01:10:42.420 Yeah.

01:10:42.660 Which is what we're coming into now.

01:10:44.280 We are behind schedule.

01:10:45.680 This is probably the longest episode we've ever done.

01:10:48.120 Uh,

01:10:48.400 but the first clip of uplifting gold,

01:10:50.260 the Asian guy with the flag shirt.

01:10:53.080 This is good.

01:10:53.800 What does it mean?

01:10:58.480 The South will rise again,

01:11:00.060 Confederate shirt.

01:11:02.400 I've been wearing it for years now.

01:11:05.420 He's been wearing it for six years.

01:11:07.720 That's a good shirt.

01:11:08.540 That's a great shirt.

01:11:09.320 And that's how you confuse the simulation regulators too.

01:11:11.660 That's true.

01:11:12.400 Yeah.

01:11:13.440 Anything else?

01:11:14.240 No.

01:11:14.580 The next one's the same thing of confusing the simulation regulators.

01:11:17.540 The,

01:11:17.820 this one.

01:11:19.140 Guy ordering Chinese food.

01:11:20.780 Oh.

01:11:21.480 You ordered how many goods?

01:11:23.040 Two.

01:11:23.280 Two sevenups please. 0.63

01:11:28.020 Two sevenups. 0.90

01:11:29.240 Two sevenups. 0.90

01:11:29.740 Yeah.

01:11:32.020 Yeah.

01:11:34.680 Any food mugs?

01:11:36.580 No.

01:11:37.380 No.

01:11:37.920 Do you?

01:11:38.200 No.

01:11:39.200 This is good too.

01:11:40.940 Really good.

01:11:42.200 Really good?

01:11:43.020 Yeah?

01:11:44.640 It's okay.

01:11:51.180 Bye bye.

01:11:52.000 Bye bye.

01:11:52.240 I know.

01:11:52.520 Bye bye.

01:11:53.040 Yeah, me too.

01:11:53.920 I know Ni Hao.

01:11:54.560 That's pretty funny too.

01:11:55.600 That's like another simulation regulator confusion thing. 0.99

01:11:58.740 Yeah, that's good shit. 0.99

01:12:00.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:00.380 I respect that.

01:12:01.240 I love people who speak languages that people don't expect them to.

01:12:05.640 Yeah.

01:12:05.940 Like there's that one YouTuber guy like Chao Man and he does –

01:12:10.640 this guy is just like using his one trick.

01:12:13.360 That guy who I just mentioned can speak like 40 different languages

01:12:17.220 and he just does it and he – like that's all his content

01:12:19.720 is filming people's reaction to him speaking their language.

01:12:22.240 That's very cool.

01:12:22.960 Very uplifting.

01:12:23.780 It's nice to have a skill.

01:12:25.480 It's nice to have something that others, not everybody does.

01:12:28.820 You should have great honor and pride in that

01:12:30.860 and that's why it's Uplifting Gold.

01:12:32.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:34.160 Right?

01:12:34.600 Good job.

01:12:35.880 That's why it's Uplifting Gold.

01:12:37.060 People always ask.

01:12:37.920 People say, give us real Uplifting Gold.

01:12:40.000 Don't speed through it.

01:12:40.840 So I'm trying to savor the moment even though you're trying to rush through the episode.

01:12:43.620 Well, I'm not rushing through and I have more Uplifting Gold.

01:12:46.020 Next, the girl band, the family band.

01:12:48.720 Isn't that nice?

01:13:17.060 That's Americana.

01:13:18.080 That's Americana.

01:13:19.200 Last week we showed those horrible girls that were doing all those street confessions 1.00

01:13:22.740 about all the disgusting stuff they do. 1.00

01:13:24.420 Who they were sucking. 0.99

01:13:25.520 Everyone's sucking everybody. 0.98

01:13:26.700 It was actually disgusting and it was like discouraging. 1.00

01:13:30.260 But then I also didn't want to get on the wave where it's like, oh, all girls are these stupid girls 1.00

01:13:34.560 who are out at the nightclubs wearing no clothes, doing stupid stuff. 1.00

01:13:38.960 So it's nice to show that. 0.99

01:13:40.540 That's a family band called the Castellos.

01:13:43.480 They're three sisters.

01:13:44.720 They sing like country music.

01:13:46.280 They play the banjo and guitar.

01:13:48.100 They're very nice girls.

01:13:50.020 Yeah.

01:13:50.140 That's Pure Americana.

01:13:51.580 And that's like, you know, you can't forget there's nice people out there too.

01:13:54.740 Good people out there too.

01:13:55.960 They're linked in the description.

01:13:57.300 If you want to go follow them on Instagram, they have like 700,000 followers.

01:14:01.580 700K?

01:14:02.380 Yeah.

01:14:02.800 They're from South Georgia.

01:14:04.460 And they have this nice family band of three sisters and they're singing nice American songs.

01:14:09.280 So that's great.

01:14:09.760 That's uplifting.

01:14:10.520 It's, you know.

01:14:11.500 They're still good out there.

01:14:12.700 They're still pure Americana out there. 0.58

01:14:14.620 So go give them a follow.

01:14:15.860 They're in the description.

01:14:16.800 Tell them Fleck has sent you.

01:14:17.740 Um, people who work in the mines.

01:14:21.720 I'm wondering where you're going to go with this.

01:14:23.900 Well, this is people who work in the mines in Kentucky.

01:14:28.280 They drive around these little cars.

01:14:29.920 It's uplifting because there's still people doing these jobs, but it's also not us, but

01:14:35.180 someone is doing it.

01:14:36.800 And that's uplifting to know that there's still, you know, people putting their head down and

01:14:41.200 going to work and doing things that we need and we appreciate and use as society.

01:14:45.920 That's why it's uplifting.

01:14:48.160 Is that not uplifting to you?

01:14:49.180 No, it's interesting.

01:14:50.560 I didn't know they used little low carts like this to skirt around. 0.73

01:14:53.600 I actually had no idea.

01:14:54.900 I still don't really know how they do coal mining.

01:14:58.340 I don't know what they, at the end of this driving, they get to the place and start pulling

01:15:01.500 it out.

01:15:01.900 Yeah.

01:15:02.060 And they have to start chiseling it and then they have to get it into buckets and stuff.

01:15:05.260 And that thing could just fall on everybody.

01:15:06.800 Yeah.

01:15:07.180 And that's scary.

01:15:08.180 All right.

01:15:08.400 Last clip of uplifting gold, the King Randall clip.

01:15:11.800 The, yep.

01:15:12.660 This guy.

01:15:13.260 This is pretty good.

01:15:14.000 We've seen him.

01:15:14.540 I got a brother.

01:15:17.460 He's at high school.

01:15:19.040 He has friends, right?

01:15:20.940 If his friends are failing in school, I punish my brother.

01:15:23.660 Why?

01:15:24.100 If that's your real friend, why exactly?

01:15:26.440 My brother has his youngest, his lowest grade is a 96 at school.

01:15:30.960 But some of his friends might have a C or a B or a D or F.

01:15:35.260 And I'm like, how exactly is he your friend and he's failing?

01:15:38.440 Y'all taking the same classes.

01:15:40.020 Y'all doing the same things every day after school.

01:15:41.600 Why are you not helping your friend make it to the top?

01:15:43.900 Especially if they want to help.

01:15:45.340 Now, if they don't want to help and they're trying to drag you down with them, that's not your real friend.

01:15:50.700 It's not always about being cool.

01:15:52.400 The cool thing to do sometimes is to tell them bye.

01:15:54.520 Which is why this is going to be your last episode here on the show.

01:16:00.200 Bye.

01:16:01.040 I'm a D plus student on the podcast.

01:16:03.440 Goodbye. 0.57

01:16:03.760 You're the old bad grades. 0.89

01:16:05.060 I'm dragging you down. 0.94

01:16:06.040 And I'm getting dragged down.

01:16:07.480 I'm trying to do good.

01:16:08.860 That's a nice clip.

01:16:09.660 It's good to see it.

01:16:10.820 It's true.

01:16:11.960 Accountability.

01:16:12.720 Accountability.

01:16:13.540 Purpose.

01:16:14.500 Expectations.

01:16:15.060 School is important.

01:16:16.240 Yeah.

01:16:16.460 Doing your homework.

01:16:17.820 Not being happy with anything under an A.

01:16:20.440 Yeah.

01:16:20.620 That's nice.

01:16:21.080 It's simple stuff that people, I guess, forget or throw out the window.

01:16:24.920 Imagine that guy's like, now if we all get reparations, we'll stop misbehaving.

01:16:29.360 We'll all get A's.

01:16:31.100 Yeah.

01:16:31.500 That would be the worst.

01:16:32.160 We start doing our homework as long as we get $360,000.

01:16:34.760 Yeah.

01:16:35.160 Then we start doing our homework.

01:16:36.620 Yeah.

01:16:37.040 All right.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 10, 2023

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