Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 07, 2026


REPUBLICANS SABOTAGE TEXAS WITH LEGAL IMMIGRATION


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00:00:30.200 All right, welcome back to Flugga Socks, the podcast episode 343 today on the show.
00:00:37.960 Ilhan Omar's husband's company did like a 300x in revenue in recent years.
00:00:42.780 Was it fraudulent?
00:00:44.200 Then, waiting to hear how much money was allotted per homeless person in New York City and California.
00:00:49.980 Get the fraud alert going for that too.
00:00:52.360 Then in Cringe of the Week, a new trans study on mental health just came out and the results are what you'd expect.
00:00:58.000 And last but not least, in urban decay, there's a showdown between minimum wage workers versus repeat offenders.
00:01:05.560 And you're not going to want to miss it.
00:01:07.560 All this and more. It's Fluggist Talks, the podcast, episode 343, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
00:01:18.300 Because words are just words until action actually starts.
00:01:21.500 And actions speak louder than words.
00:01:23.500 But at the same time, words be loud and active because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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00:01:32.380 It's What the Stops podcast featuring Richard.
00:01:36.680 All right. One for one on the intro, as always.
00:01:44.560 Guys, I know Kim Kardashian isn't the brightest bolt in the box, but listen to what she said in this interview.
00:01:50.320 You said you self-care. What do you do?
00:01:52.540 Like, how do you get this body?
00:01:54.640 I'm big on NMNs.
00:01:56.540 I've been taking them for a year now
00:01:58.200 and talk about all of the anti-aging stuff that he does.
00:02:01.320 And he was really big on NMNs.
00:02:03.060 I'll be honest, I was kind of skeptical after watching that.
00:02:05.900 So I did a deep dive into NMN and David Sinclair,
00:02:09.080 the guy she mentioned, and I found this video here.
00:02:11.560 NAD is required for life.
00:02:12.560 It's involved in chemical reactions,
00:02:14.040 but it's also used as a sensor for the body of adversity.
00:02:16.500 When we have no adversity, we're eating a lot
00:02:18.180 and sitting around, NAD levels go down.
00:02:19.860 That's true as we get older as well.
00:02:21.120 So a 50-year-old has half the levels of a 20-year-old for NAD.
00:02:23.820 What we like to do is to boost the levels of NAD back up to youthful levels and mimic
00:02:27.660 exercise, mimic dieting, or even enhance those modalities.
00:02:30.580 Now, we've even got human clinical trial data.
00:02:32.220 I was mentioning one of my companies has done clinical trials already for the last few years.
00:02:35.080 And by raising NAD levels, we can actually improve human health.
00:02:37.360 And we hope that this will be a drug one day to treat diseases ranging from kidney value
00:02:40.280 to even COVID-19 survival.
00:02:42.260 So what about NMN?
00:02:43.000 Well, NMN is a precursor that the body uses to make NAD.
00:02:45.720 And by ingesting NMN, we've shown in humans that you can raise your NAD levels by about
00:02:49.760 two to threefold.
00:02:50.320 And that's beneficial in humans based on clinical studies.
00:02:53.580 What's crazy is our body naturally produces NAD, but as we age, those levels drop, which
00:02:59.200 contributes to the aging process.
00:03:01.400 That's why people are turning to NMN.
00:03:03.480 By boosting NAD plus levels, it may help with things like wrinkles, joint discomfort, brain
00:03:08.980 fog and recovery.
00:03:10.720 Research suggests that taking about a gram of NMN daily can significantly raise NAD
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00:04:08.380 All right, thank you to Black Forest Supplements
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00:04:17.520 Lovely.
00:04:18.020 Hey, did everyone have a nice Easter?
00:04:19.900 I did.
00:04:20.580 I did as well.
00:04:21.740 I did, but I wasn't too happy with the Easter announcements I saw.
00:04:26.200 Google actually did it finally.
00:04:28.080 You know how they don't do any Easter thing on the Google page?
00:04:30.380 Yeah, but it was little eggs and bunnies shit.
00:04:33.020 It's not the power of Christ.
00:04:34.300 Yeah.
00:04:34.660 It's not about Christ rising on the third day.
00:04:38.080 It was about the Easter bunny.
00:04:39.160 It's about cute, pink, little toddler shit.
00:04:40.900 Eating candy.
00:04:41.520 Step in the right direction, maybe, if you're looking for scraps and slop from a corporate overlord.
00:04:45.720 But some places you'd expect to see a nice Christian Easter message.
00:04:50.480 We didn't, especially in Texas.
00:04:52.640 Look what they did in Houston for Easter.
00:04:55.500 Yeah, due to the spring holiday, unknown spring holiday,
00:04:59.000 city of Houston offices will be closed Friday, a good Friday, basically.
00:05:03.780 No flowery graphics of any kind, just a picture of the building.
00:05:08.380 Spring holiday, we're going to be closed for spring holiday.
00:05:10.660 But they did do an announcement for Eid Al Fitter.
00:05:14.440 Yeah, that's how a Texan would pronounce it, E-Dale-Fitter.
00:05:17.660 Happy E-Dale-Fitter.
00:05:19.060 And they got the whole thing, the moon and the star.
00:05:22.900 And it's the same mayor, John Whitmire.
00:05:25.440 And they also did Happy Passover.
00:05:27.920 Jag Pesach Samich, brother.
00:05:30.620 So, you know, one of these things is not like the other.
00:05:33.540 And I don't know.
00:05:34.800 You just, is it so hard to hide your resentment a little?
00:05:39.280 Someone, I guess maybe the PR person, has some anti-Christian resentment and made a move there.
00:05:44.980 But stuff like this makes it so obvious.
00:05:47.840 Yeah, it's very evident that we're being conquered, and these are just little ways you see it.
00:05:52.600 We have a nice fraud section coming up.
00:05:55.460 What we mentioned in the intro, Ilhan Omar's husband has been making a lot of money.
00:06:00.340 There's a Fox segment about it.
00:06:02.280 Good to see you, my friend.
00:06:03.460 What's the old saying?
00:06:04.560 Follow the money?
00:06:05.340 Well, that's precisely what the House Oversight Committee is doing.
00:06:09.600 They are probing squad member Ilhan Omar's skyrocketing family wealth, Jesse,
00:06:14.020 especially in the wake of that $9 billion, some would argue $19 billion,
00:06:19.360 Somali social services fraud scandal that exploded in her district in Minnesota.
00:06:24.760 The oversight chair, James Comer, says his team's lawyers are exploring the extraordinary step
00:06:31.060 of subpoenaing Omar's spouse over his curious business practices.
00:06:36.900 Republicans want to know how the Somali-born Omar
00:06:39.720 and her politically connected husband, Tim Minnette,
00:06:42.660 went from being nearly broke to being worth around $30 million in just a year,
00:06:47.460 according to her 2024 disclosure forms.
00:06:50.180 Quoting Comer now.
00:06:51.140 So that's a lot, and apparently it's his business they're looking into,
00:06:54.560 which was on the books for making like $50K a year,
00:06:57.660 And now it's somewhere between seven and $30 million a year.
00:07:02.300 Yeah.
00:07:02.840 And it's like Al Capone reporting his illegal income.
00:07:07.180 You know, they did do it on the self-submitted forms.
00:07:09.680 And I just hope nobody notices the fucking 10X coinciding with all the fraud.
00:07:14.380 And she's the Somali leader of that area.
00:07:18.000 And all the Somalis who are grabbing cash from federal programs hand over fist,
00:07:23.500 you think none of it made its way back to Tony Soprano at the top?
00:07:27.660 You know, very true. So whether whether or not she was good enough to hide it or embezzle it in a way, I think it's a foregone conclusion that she and her husband are doing sketchy shit.
00:07:38.140 Whether or not the House Oversight Committee has any teeth or they're just going to ask a couple of hard questions and get a TV interview and walk away.
00:07:44.480 I guess that'll be determined. But it's too bad. Pam Bond is not here to take care of this.
00:07:48.500 I know. She'd be all over this one. She would. And to be fair, her husband does look like he is business savvy.
00:07:56.360 Is that a slur euphemism of some kind?
00:07:59.520 Here's his picture at the end.
00:08:01.160 He's very business savvy.
00:08:02.880 I don't want to say too much about his religion, but he does look savvy.
00:08:07.340 Okay.
00:08:07.940 But that would be interesting.
00:08:09.360 But do you expect anyone to get arrested?
00:08:11.860 Do you expect any investigations to really have any teeth?
00:08:15.300 Well, if she made a dumb move, we can catch her.
00:08:17.940 It's really just a matter about how smart they were with one hand never interacting with the other, right?
00:08:23.440 Yeah.
00:08:23.860 And this shit's common.
00:08:24.820 I think I just saw Eric Swalwell was paying his own wife out of his governor for California
00:08:29.000 campaign. He was paying her for childcare, which she already has to do. So, you know,
00:08:35.760 everybody does this in some form. It's a matter of how egregious it was. And from whatever,
00:08:40.320 basically zero to 30 million, pretty egregious. And I think it's like an unspoken thing that
00:08:44.460 both sides kind of do. Yes. So it's almost like, oh yeah, like our businesses are going up. We're
00:08:50.380 making more money, but you guys do it too. Lindsey Graham, you do it too. Which was a big
00:08:54.480 thing, I think, with the 501c3, like the nonprofit investigations, Republicans didn't really want to
00:08:59.880 do that because they have the same thing going on on our side. And these kind of almost whatever
00:09:06.000 mutually assured destruction or whatever you call it, it hurts everybody. It hurts the taxpayer and
00:09:10.120 they keep sucking our blood dry. Yeah, that's the key. And this next story will make you mad as
00:09:15.860 well. California discovers $146 billion a year in Medicaid fraud. Look at this number, $146
00:09:24.360 billion. Health and Human Service officials confirmed that number to Chris Rufo as the
00:09:30.260 staggering amount of fraud in a single program in Gavin Newsom's state Medicaid system. Stop and
00:09:37.700 think about that. $146 billion, a single program, a single state. That is slightly more than Warren
00:09:46.800 Buffett's estimated net worth. It is more than the GDP of several small countries like the Marshall
00:09:53.060 Islands and Dominica, just to name it. We get it. And that's just California. And I'm kind of like
00:09:59.140 trying to extrapolate this to what it means bigger picture. There's almost a $2 trillion a year
00:10:03.960 budget for Medicare and Medicaid. And then if you think about these numbers where $150 billion in
00:10:10.660 one state alone is going to fraud, we're talking like trillions of dollars a year in fraud when
00:10:16.600 you zoom out, not just Medicare, Medicaid, total programs. In perpetuity forever while we're
00:10:22.660 putting all our shit on a credit card, right? We're in debt. We have $38 trillion in change
00:10:27.260 in debt and we're putting all of this fraud on a credit card. So that's what's going on in
00:10:31.260 California. Enjoy. And then we're in like 40 trillion of debt. And then if you've done this
00:10:35.060 for the last 20 years and you want to do it for the next 10 years and you add up all the interest,
00:10:40.160 like what more than half of our national debt was just stolen from us?
00:10:44.120 Pretty much. And Hey, you know, let's look at the silver lining of the cloud. At least
00:10:48.240 California has gotten a lot better over the last 20 years and a lot more white people are there.
00:10:53.080 And it's lovely. There's no shit on the ground or homeless shit, homelessness there. So they're
00:10:58.180 allowed a little fraud if they you know if they ran a clean ship they could get away with a little
00:11:04.020 fraud well yeah but too many things at once and it starts to crumble right if it was a good op and
00:11:07.860 you were skimming some off the top your casino joe pesci skimming some off the top gavin newsom
00:11:12.600 gets his kickback but ilhan gets 30 mil if they ran a clean ship they could the populace wouldn't
00:11:18.520 revolt as much but they but they're skimming off the top the actual program so the skimming is
00:11:24.140 It's not much of a skim.
00:11:25.220 It's the old cartoon thing where the guy takes money out of his wallet
00:11:29.520 and then his wife grabs the wallet instead of the $100 he had for her.
00:11:33.380 It's kind of one of those.
00:11:34.460 It is one of those, but we're expected to pay taxes next week.
00:11:38.840 I'm going to get creative.
00:11:41.720 I want my money back.
00:11:43.140 I know.
00:11:43.720 I might just go to jail.
00:11:44.880 I might just say no, no.
00:11:46.620 And then make it a thing.
00:11:47.500 You want to arrest me for not paying whatever in taxes
00:11:50.280 while you stole all the money and give it to Gavin Newsom?
00:11:52.840 Yeah.
00:11:53.000 put me in chains yep uh we have a guy who broke down the homelessness fraud in california and
00:11:59.300 this will pretty much blow your mind as well things that cost less than the 35 billion dollars
00:12:04.560 california spent on homelessness buying a teeny home for every homeless person in california
00:12:10.120 10 times the entire economy of iceland 185 000 cash to every homeless person or 2600 a month
00:12:19.280 rent for every homeless person over the
00:12:21.360 period the money was spent. Writing
00:12:23.260 the money on fire. Just make sure
00:12:25.400 we have enough water to put it out this time.
00:12:27.140 So $180,000 a
00:12:29.300 year per homeless person, which is
00:12:31.280 well over the median income for California.
00:12:33.680 Yeah. Basically double.
00:12:35.880 I know. And it's not gotten
00:12:37.340 better at all. It's only
00:12:39.340 gotten worse. So they stole
00:12:41.360 the money again. And then again,
00:12:43.180 obviously we've talked about this as a show,
00:12:45.700 Urban Decay, Snap,
00:12:47.440 CAP, homelessness, all these little programs we have.
00:12:50.420 And we're not, these aren't guys who, man, I lost my job at Enron and now I don't have
00:12:56.680 a house.
00:12:57.220 I was underwater.
00:12:58.100 My mortgage, I had, they're drug addicts.
00:13:00.300 We're spending this much on drug addicts.
00:13:02.520 Crazy.
00:13:03.180 So, yeah.
00:13:03.840 And if you talk to them, you know, like, oh, we tried, you know, we gave them all the needles
00:13:07.540 to do drugs.
00:13:08.640 We let them camp out and shit on the ground in front of multimillion dollar buildings.
00:13:12.200 We gave them the underpass.
00:13:13.900 They didn't make anything of it.
00:13:15.580 We're letting them camp out.
00:13:16.180 It was a fire hazard.
00:13:17.100 We thought it would work. It didn't work. But we all got rich at least. And we have some stats
00:13:21.660 out of New York City when it comes to how much money they spent per homeless person.
00:13:25.300 New York City spent $81,705 per homeless person last year. And meanwhile, the household median
00:13:31.240 income was at $81,000 per Newsweek. So you spent more on each homeless person than the median
00:13:37.520 income of like the richest city in America or maybe the world. And the poorest person in New
00:13:42.660 york city is someone who has a real job and just makes 65 grand you know because anybody below that
00:13:49.260 they're getting free shit they're living a different life than you are right yeah and that's
00:13:53.340 kind of where we're getting with this like the median income is what we spend on what are you
00:13:56.860 talking about you can't you're supposed to like save and that's why we were talking about uh
00:14:02.060 all the hotel deals i think it was like a 1.9 billion over three-year hotel deal and it's like
00:14:06.800 get the cots in the old high school that you closed down because no one could do math.
00:14:12.500 Like, they're not even trying to save money.
00:14:14.320 Yeah.
00:14:14.760 They're just doing whatever.
00:14:15.980 So that's where all the money went to.
00:14:17.720 But people like Elizabeth Warren have some ideas on how we need to tax the rich.
00:14:22.780 Yeah.
00:14:23.260 This tweet made a lot of waves this weekend.
00:14:26.800 Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
00:14:29.280 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs
00:14:34.460 it, plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas and have plenty of money left over.
00:14:39.280 And Bezos would still have $215 billion to spare.
00:14:43.660 So it's kind of tone deaf to tweet something like this during the multiple months of fraud
00:14:48.720 exposure that have happened all over the country.
00:14:51.200 $146 billion per year in California, as we just showed you on one program, the Medi-Cal.
00:14:57.200 And then Elizabeth Warren thinks it's the time to where everyone trusts Democrats as
00:15:01.920 the stewards of the tax dollars.
00:15:04.260 It's as low trust as it's ever been.
00:15:06.580 And so she does this completely tone deaf, unpopular, whatever, to anybody who's paying
00:15:12.460 attention to how the government spends money, right?
00:15:14.740 But there's still a little base supporting group of hers who's just like, well, it punishes
00:15:20.280 billionaires, right?
00:15:21.620 Yeah, that's true.
00:15:22.300 And they start getting like this, getting a little greedy.
00:15:24.740 So she still has a baseline of people who want it either way, whether or not they're
00:15:29.640 going to be good stewards of your money, which we've proven they're not.
00:15:33.200 They waste our money like it's their job, and it is, right?
00:15:37.680 It really is.
00:15:38.860 And if you think about it, they're talking about taxing Jeff Bezos $7 billion.
00:15:43.740 And it's like, well, you had 20 times that in fraud in California just on Medicaid alone.
00:15:50.640 So we have to go get the money from Jeff Bezos because we're that desperate.
00:15:54.620 So again, you got to fix the hole in your ship before you start saying, well, what if we put two cannons up here?
00:16:01.940 you know it's it's something like that it's like well we're taking on water right now you really
00:16:06.780 want to talk about jeff bezos and it's like i'm not even opposed to taxing billionaires but they're
00:16:12.480 always doing it in a weird socialist grabbing way where it's unrealized capitalized gains and if you
00:16:17.120 want to fix that you got to find a way to fix it bipartisan right and then when you do the tax and
00:16:22.000 you get the seven billion from bezos then everyone gets cut their cut from it and it happens again
00:16:28.120 where it's like, oh, that insulin thing
00:16:29.500 didn't really work out.
00:16:30.680 Yeah, a lot of administrators got paid.
00:16:33.200 Yeah, a lot of people got paid to show up to the school.
00:16:36.720 And then there was even one Somali guy.
00:16:38.480 He said he serviced 100,000.
00:16:40.880 100,000 kids got insulin.
00:16:42.840 He's in jail six years from now.
00:16:44.440 But Bezos is 7 billion less, right?
00:16:46.440 That's so true.
00:16:47.500 We actually have a comparison here for our next piece
00:16:50.080 about red states versus blue states
00:16:51.880 when it comes to spending on schools.
00:16:53.940 Yeah, red states spent $14,000 per pupil. Blue states spend $21.2,000. And the NAEP composite, which is a math and reading kind of test, is basically the same. Red states are about a little less than half a point below. So pretty big discrepancy in spending between red and blue states, but no difference between scoring, interestingly enough.
00:17:19.460 And someone had a tweet talking about how Mississippi changed their curriculum.
00:17:23.980 Yeah. And we had actually covered this on the show. I can't remember if we just did it in
00:17:26.960 bonus land or not. When people realize that Mississippi is spending between 10 to 13 K
00:17:31.260 per pupil and has gone from 49th in education to ninth in the nation in 13 years, and that they
00:17:36.660 did so by switching to a pre nineties phonics curriculum, instead of just flooding a bad
00:17:41.540 system with more money, they'll revolt. And when we covered that, it was basically like,
00:17:46.780 I think Mississippi had identified a pivotal year where you need to be reading by, I think it was
00:17:52.260 between third and fifth grade or third and fourth grade. And they just said, yeah, we're not going
00:17:56.980 to pass you. It was, it was not like you do summer school. It was basically just a stern, but fair
00:18:02.580 thing. We were not passing you if you can't read and look at the results. Right. And that's the key
00:18:07.160 because like the no child left behind obviously screwed a lot of things up because if you can't
00:18:11.520 past fourth grade math and now you're in sixth grade, you literally can't learn it because you
00:18:17.000 needed to build the steps up before that. And we have a lot of situations like that in a lot of
00:18:21.200 the blue states and blue cities, especially in California, you have a lot of kids who don't
00:18:25.260 speak English, the children of illegals or the children of immigrants, but they don't speak
00:18:28.920 English. So in these classrooms of like 40 kids, you have multiple translators. Yeah. Slows everybody
00:18:34.920 down. So it doesn't work. Administrator bloat, translators, special ed stuff that is really
00:18:41.300 specialized and costs a lot of money. And all of a sudden you're going to go, Oh, I need more money
00:18:45.060 in the budget. And the kids are doing worse or exactly the same. Yeah. And when you think about
00:18:50.520 the no child left behind mindset, it's like, we don't want to fail kids and leave them behind
00:18:55.640 because that'll be mean to them and they're going to lose their friends and it's not fair. It's not
00:19:01.460 right. And then everyone suffers when you pass that kid automatically. So it's like instead of
00:19:07.100 just failing one kid and letting them learn and then eventually pass, you're going to pass them
00:19:12.720 and then everyone kind of lowers their level to the failed kids level. Yeah. I don't understand
00:19:17.480 the material. So I'm going to be emotional and disruptive in class. Yeah. That's the type of
00:19:22.360 kid who no child left behind and great. He's ruining the experience of the people who didn't
00:19:26.860 need to be dragged up, right? Very true. All right, let's move on to our January 6th pipe
00:19:31.580 bomber update. This is a little bit of reading for Richard, but he can handle it. But this is
00:19:36.080 really insightful stuff with this developing story. Yeah, this is from Steve Baker. And he
00:19:41.060 says, January 6th video you've never seen. The much feared media company killing law firm,
00:19:46.220 Claire Locke, that represents former Capitol Police officer and current CIA asset,
00:19:50.400 Shawnee Kirkhoff. Oh, let's be real. They represent the CIA. He says, this is all him.
00:19:55.040 So he's immediately invoking a law firm that kills media companies.
00:20:00.020 So this is all from Steve Baker, USA on Twitter.
00:20:02.980 All right.
00:20:03.420 He's just reading it.
00:20:04.600 Settle down, everybody.
00:20:06.520 They sent a demand slash preservation letter to the Blaze, me and Hannah reports, basically a threat of defamation lawsuit.
00:20:15.160 In that letter, they stated Blaze Media's analysis was also factually flawed.
00:20:19.120 Ms. Kirkoff's 2015 soccer injury did not give her a slight limp from which any reasonable analyst could link her to the bombing suspect.
00:20:26.560 Ms. Kirkoff has fully recovered from her injury.
00:20:29.720 In the interim, she has run multiple marathons.
00:20:32.600 Given that Claire Locke has, this is Steve again,
00:20:36.560 given that Claire Locke has dedicated resources to monitoring every word we write and every one of our media appearances,
00:20:42.420 they must know we have hours of video of Ms. Kirkoff's unusual circumduction gait,
00:20:47.720 a kind of limp. Hours of video we've harvested from Capital CCTV of her as a Capitol police
00:20:55.000 officer on January 5th and 6th, 2021, and from her short professional soccer career,
00:21:00.000 almost all of which is readily available to any member of the public press or one of the law
00:21:04.200 firm's taxpayer-funded paralegals routed through some dark money conduit foundation or NGO.
00:21:10.300 Kirkoff cannot afford an $1,800 per hour law firm well known for not taking defamation cases
00:21:15.260 on contingency. So we're going to show you the video that we had. No one's really ever seen
00:21:19.680 before. Uh, we're going to play it here in the background. You can see the gate, the, the slight
00:21:24.900 limp of this Capitol police officer. When she walks, it's got that little, it's got a little
00:21:31.560 bit of a little bit of a limp. It's very identifiable. If you saw that multiple times,
00:21:36.440 you go, Oh, that's the same gate. Yeah. Uh, we're going to finish the tweet. Sorry. It's so long,
00:21:40.800 but it is good information. I warned you about this. I told you don't make me read it. Uh,
00:21:45.240 Is Claire Locke incompletely representing their client, Ms. Kirkoff, or CIA, by that easily disproved assertion?
00:21:52.580 Or were they just trying to scare the blaze into a quick settlement before their client would have to face the harsh reality of trial discovery?
00:21:58.460 As for Ms. Kirkoff being a marathon runner, we already knew that.
00:22:01.420 Despite their best efforts to scrub her former internet history, we'd already captured many photos of her participation in marathon events from deep web scrapes.
00:22:09.160 The most interesting little nugget about that is until the until recently congressional liaison to the FBI, Marshall Yates, once told me while reviewing video of the J6 pipe bomber in the office of his former employer, Rep. Thomas Massey, we need to be looking for a marathon runner in quotes.
00:22:25.120 Why? Because of distinct physical traits that are characteristic of marathon runners and exhibited by the bomber while on that 44-minute trek around the DNC and RNC on the night of January 5th.
00:22:36.820 Clairlock says no limp. Video evidence says otherwise.
00:22:40.740 Joe and I launch our new Endeavor Monday free of corporate media censorship where we'll finally be able to tell the whole full story and show you the videos the FBI never wanted to see.
00:22:48.960 And was this guy fired from the blaze?
00:22:51.480 I believe he was. Yeah, there was a separation.
00:22:53.940 So he's kind of doubling down, risking it all on this.
00:22:57.100 That was all him.
00:22:58.080 Steve Baker.
00:22:58.580 All we did was read it.
00:22:59.900 We're just reading what's going on with the case we've been following.
00:23:02.540 It's allegedly, we don't know what happened.
00:23:04.800 I have no idea.
00:23:05.760 The alleged Capitol Police officer who's now a CIA agent also failed the polygraph test when they asked her, did you place the pipe bombs?
00:23:14.440 But that's, I didn't say that.
00:23:16.240 Yes.
00:23:16.780 It's just what it was.
00:23:17.960 Certainly.
00:23:18.560 So this is all Steve Baker.
00:23:20.200 Fascinating update though.
00:23:21.240 It is very interesting, and it's one of those things.
00:23:24.040 And if that's the best from the high-paid law firm, like, oh, the limp, it's not her.
00:23:28.180 And it's like, well, here's the video.
00:23:29.700 Yeah, it looks like a limp to me.
00:23:31.400 Maybe she's not getting her money's worth.
00:23:32.640 How much do I charge an hour if you're wrong and you charge $2,000 an hour?
00:23:36.080 Hey, I'll charge half, and I'll watch a video.
00:23:37.860 I'll watch any video.
00:23:38.760 Yeah, it's a limp.
00:23:39.400 $900 an hour.
00:23:40.340 That's a limp.
00:23:40.900 You should be good.
00:23:42.040 Double down.
00:23:43.180 So there is something interesting there, but it's frustrating, too, because it's our FBI now.
00:23:48.920 Yeah.
00:23:49.060 You know, so it's not like, oh, Joe Biden's never going to investigate this person and we're not going to see justice.
00:23:54.620 Kash Patel's in charge.
00:23:55.820 Dan Bongino was just in there.
00:23:57.560 Yeah.
00:23:57.920 And it's still getting covered up and no justice.
00:24:00.680 So that's the part that makes you kind of frustrated.
00:24:03.620 Definitely.
00:24:04.280 All right.
00:24:04.520 Let's get to our Iran section.
00:24:05.820 It's not a ton of stuff.
00:24:07.100 I know there's been talks of a potential ceasefire, maybe a 45-day ceasefire.
00:24:11.120 Hopefully that comes this week.
00:24:12.620 And I think Netanyahu said, hold up, hold up.
00:24:15.000 Wait a minute.
00:24:16.080 Ceasefire tomorrow.
00:24:16.980 Hold on one sec.
00:24:17.740 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:24:18.800 Yeah.
00:24:19.060 hammer let me hit all these power plants uh but trump did tweet kind of a like a final threat
00:24:25.360 yeah he said tuesday will be power plant day and bridge day all wrapped up in one in iran
00:24:30.040 there will be nothing like it open the fucking straight you crazy bastards or you'll be living
00:24:34.500 in hell just watch praise be to allah president donald j trump it's like a kanye tweet he's still
00:24:40.800 got it he's still got it we're in a war that i don't like doing shit that we don't need to do
00:24:45.220 but he does still have it.
00:24:47.720 And I noticed you don't have any assets here about,
00:24:50.560 we had the kind of story of the weekend
00:24:52.300 was this daring pilot rescue mission.
00:24:54.620 There's a big write-up on the New York Times
00:24:56.300 about how we did it and we got them.
00:24:59.340 And we have like an Apache helicopter
00:25:00.880 that was floating above the downed airmen.
00:25:03.080 And then whenever the Iranian guard was going towards them,
00:25:06.500 they would just light them up.
00:25:07.340 Yeah.
00:25:07.800 It's kind of sick.
00:25:08.420 I don't like the war, but I know we got good tools.
00:25:11.240 I respect a sick op and I also very much respect
00:25:14.900 no American left behind. So, you know, we did it. There are some good and bad. Iran really wanted
00:25:20.420 that guy. Yeah. They really wanted that guy. So good thing it didn't work out. And then we have
00:25:25.800 some updates on the Israel side of things. They're kind of planning to expand, which is something
00:25:31.280 we've talked about lately in the past, but we now have more evidence of it. Can you read the
00:25:35.440 original and then Harrison's breakdown? Yeah. Leaked report, Argentina to accept 300,000
00:25:40.680 Israelis and create mini-state. A confidential report from the Argentina Secretariat of Strategic
00:25:46.360 Coordination and Assistance in Emergencies has been leaked to the press outlining this plan.
00:25:51.460 And Harrison Smith said, so Israel is creating a mini-state in Argentina, buying 40 Greek islands,
00:25:57.700 establishing new Jerusalem in Ukraine, already running independent oblasts in Russia, annexing
00:26:03.940 Gaza, West Bank, and southern Lebanon. It's pretty interesting. They're doing an expansion.
00:26:10.200 And that's kind of what my theory was initially
00:26:12.520 when I saw how they were just making
00:26:15.320 the Ukraine-Russia war continue.
00:26:17.360 And Ukraine was just losing tons and tons of people,
00:26:20.860 like generations of people.
00:26:22.320 Of strong men.
00:26:23.200 You need to replace those people.
00:26:24.540 Who are you going to replace them with?
00:26:26.000 War-torn Israel, they'll just go to Ukraine,
00:26:28.840 which is also like genetically in their history.
00:26:32.940 Like Ukraine is very much a Jewish area in Europe.
00:26:34.960 Ashkenazi area, right?
00:26:36.420 Yeah, so that's interesting.
00:26:37.640 Keep an eye on that.
00:26:38.800 Our next piece is something that I didn't think would happen in Israel.
00:26:44.020 Me neither, but this is fun.
00:26:45.500 We're kind of done really being serious about the war.
00:26:48.000 But apparently a new trend has emerged in Israel.
00:26:51.020 Settlers come to restaurants to eat and then wait for missile sirens and run to shelters without paying.
00:26:57.600 The owners say this trend is hurting their business.
00:27:00.180 There's a lot of articles written about that.
00:27:02.060 Yeah, here's a couple of screenshots, you know, because this is kind of a Palestine flag type person.
00:27:06.460 Oh, they got both flags.
00:27:07.580 I don't know what side they're on.
00:27:08.400 But yeah, this is a quote from one restaurant owner that says, I particularly remember a large table of four at the beginning of the war, said Omri Barel, owner of the A La Rampa bar in Tel Aviv.
00:27:20.560 When the sirens sound, you need to cross the road to get to the shelter.
00:27:24.060 And when you come back from there, most people sit down again and continue their meal.
00:27:28.640 But that table didn't come back, and the damage amounted to hundreds of shekels.
00:27:32.900 The businessman admitted that he could understand such behavior at the beginning of the war.
00:27:37.080 People get scared, want to get in their cars and leave.
00:27:39.560 But he said it keeps happening.
00:27:42.060 So very interesting.
00:27:43.520 Dine and dash, crab legs, seafood boil.
00:27:45.960 That's what I was thinking.
00:27:46.960 Maybe this is where black people learned it.
00:27:49.620 Like jokes aside.
00:27:50.780 No, black people, it was instinctual.
00:27:53.060 Don't.
00:27:53.660 You don't need to learn.
00:27:54.180 But jokes aside, the black victimhood energy that we do see a lot of,
00:27:57.820 they do take a lot of pages out of the Jewish Holocaust victim playbook,
00:28:02.040 respectfully.
00:28:03.100 Yeah.
00:28:03.460 Yeah.
00:28:03.680 I mean, that's anybody who tries to market themselves as a victim
00:28:06.320 or owed something.
00:28:07.560 It's all a similar playbook.
00:28:09.040 There's only a few levers to pull there.
00:28:10.760 So I'm with you.
00:28:12.500 But, you know,
00:28:13.480 that's any group who's looking to leverage
00:28:16.080 some sort of political power, right?
00:28:17.400 Except for white people
00:28:18.240 because they're never the victims.
00:28:19.220 They're only the ones doing the bad stuff.
00:28:20.860 Oppressors.
00:28:21.520 We are the oppressors.
00:28:22.940 I'd rather be oppressor than oppressed.
00:28:24.920 Yeah.
00:28:25.500 And these were the Chad oppressors
00:28:27.300 who wouldn't let them do anything
00:28:28.420 like in a history book.
00:28:29.540 Yeah.
00:28:30.340 Yeah.
00:28:30.820 I'm with them.
00:28:31.540 Oh, I'm oppressed.
00:28:33.020 Oh, I'm a victim.
00:28:33.980 They kept beating me up.
00:28:35.740 I'd rather be a presser.
00:28:37.260 All right.
00:28:37.820 We're in our migrant section now.
00:28:39.200 We have some good, interesting stuff today.
00:28:41.380 Wait till you hear the murder stats out of Virginia.
00:28:43.820 75% of all the murders in Fairfax County, Virginia were done by illegals.
00:28:48.760 Yeah.
00:28:49.060 Illegal immigrants charged in 75% of this year's murders in Fairfax County.
00:28:53.640 There is a little context though.
00:28:55.140 Yeah.
00:28:55.500 There were four cases and illegals were three of them.
00:28:57.940 So I don't care, you know, just like we kind of said on last episode where,
00:29:03.040 you know, every migrant loves America and works hard and works harder than you.
00:29:08.520 75% of the country's murders, let's expand it to the country.
00:29:12.760 I can't believe it.
00:29:13.460 I can't believe this shit.
00:29:14.600 So yeah, there's nothing really there, but three out of the four were illegals.
00:29:18.080 But if you think about it, that basically means that like Fairfax, Virginia or Fairfax County,
00:29:22.620 like wasn't really having any murders.
00:29:25.040 And then when the migrants came, now there's three.
00:29:28.100 Yeah, totally.
00:29:28.860 So he went from zero or one to three, and that doesn't count the unsolved.
00:29:33.140 So who knows?
00:29:34.600 All right.
00:29:35.260 We have some stats about asylum denial rates.
00:29:38.420 U.S. asylum denial rates hit 94.7% in February, 2026.
00:29:42.180 So this is kind of an increase.
00:29:43.780 We're really locking down any asylum claims.
00:29:47.840 And that was obviously how Biden got most of these people in, or a lot of them,
00:29:52.240 asylum claims through the app.
00:29:54.580 And we're locking it down.
00:29:56.120 So this is another one of those quiet levers being pulled, which is a good sign.
00:30:01.960 And shout out to Charles Smirkley.
00:30:03.620 We've covered his data twice now in this episode.
00:30:05.540 So he's aggregating a lot of data on Twitter.
00:30:07.300 Good for him.
00:30:07.860 Smirkley.
00:30:08.300 I like that.
00:30:08.860 Smirkley.
00:30:09.340 And then we do have a not so good stat about foreign born numbers being still high.
00:30:13.940 Foreign born employment is now higher than when Trump took office.
00:30:16.820 The surge is happening quietly.
00:30:18.300 So this is a really bad one.
00:30:19.880 We loved to see the kind of decrease when Trump initially took office, but we're surging back up.
00:30:27.360 I don't understand that.
00:30:28.520 I'm going to look further.
00:30:29.240 I don't know what explains that.
00:30:30.600 Yeah, I don't know because we did the H-1B thing, but yeah.
00:30:34.360 Is it the farm workers not leaving?
00:30:36.180 I don't know.
00:30:36.660 Maybe they left and came back.
00:30:38.140 That's the one thing that Trump kind of was going for.
00:30:40.840 He was helping the farmers with that temporary visa.
00:30:43.200 So I don't know.
00:30:43.760 It must be them.
00:30:44.520 And we're in spring now.
00:30:45.740 So there's some seasonality to it.
00:30:47.360 That's a good point.
00:30:48.020 I don't know, but we don't like it.
00:30:50.320 We don't like it.
00:30:51.140 We're actually going to get into legal immigration that actually still replaces us right now.
00:30:58.800 Yep.
00:30:59.160 But first, we're going to show a Greg Abbott clip where he's talking about Diwali.
00:31:03.040 Yeah, this is resurfaced clip given the Indian invasion that we don't like to see.
00:31:08.380 As long as I'm governor of this great state, Texas will be a land for the Indian community.
00:31:14.460 A land of absolutely love.
00:31:18.020 And we will continue to celebrate Diwali here in the great state of Texas.
00:31:26.440 What the fuck are we talking about?
00:31:28.180 What's Diwali?
00:31:29.540 Diwali in a Texan accent.
00:31:31.800 That's their stupid holiday.
00:31:33.760 But Texas is going to be a land for Indians.
00:31:36.480 And yeah, we know.
00:31:38.180 We've been watching it and complaining about it.
00:31:40.460 And this is the right.
00:31:42.240 Yeah.
00:31:42.800 This is a Republican.
00:31:44.020 As long as I'm governor.
00:31:45.020 And it's like that's something you'd hear a Democrat say.
00:31:47.160 And it's like, we got to get him out.
00:31:48.340 That's our guy.
00:31:50.000 So we have to fight the left on illegal immigration and we have to fight within the right on legally replacing you.
00:31:55.600 Not fucking very cool, right?
00:31:57.660 That's really not good.
00:31:59.320 And then this is a-
00:32:00.040 And then also just one tiny brief thing.
00:32:03.840 We're not building and setting up new Indian communities.
00:32:07.120 They're just taking over certain suburbs, you know, literally displacing Native Americans, right?
00:32:13.480 Yeah, that's very true.
00:32:14.640 Native real American patriots.
00:32:16.780 That's very true.
00:32:18.180 And this is a clip from a Texas neighborhood where everyone's doing Indian dancing.
00:32:30.200 It's like Rabbi Shmuley looking for a cop.
00:32:33.360 Frenetic.
00:32:38.140 I'd be fine if we didn't have that.
00:32:40.240 I'd be fine if that was in Hyberabad or whatever, random Bangladesh or something.
00:32:47.000 Go over there.
00:32:47.920 You could take a trip and you go, oh, we went to India for the Diwali and they were dancing
00:32:52.380 and it was so cool and we ate this food and we came back and America is how America is.
00:32:57.940 You know, it would be so much better if that was the cultural experience.
00:33:01.180 And we are kind of addressing this because that Greg Abbott clip resurfaced and we have
00:33:07.100 two new, like basically documentaries from people on the right wing. Savannah Hernandez
00:33:11.060 went to Frisco, Texas, kind of released a documentary for Frontline's
00:33:15.220 Turning Point. From streets named Ali Akbar to residents
00:33:19.040 stating that Texas is now mini India. North Texas is seeing a major shift.
00:33:23.540 Great work from Sav. And then Tyler Oliviera, he also just did
00:33:27.140 a video. I exposed Texas Indian invasion. He went to Frisco and other areas as well.
00:33:31.380 So if you guys want to watch those, that's great. And those guys did good
00:33:35.200 work for the right. And this
00:33:37.260 is, we've obviously been talking about this issue
00:33:39.200 for a long time, but people going in
00:33:41.280 and speaking to these people and showing the
00:33:43.180 scenes and the new storefronts,
00:33:44.900 it's really powerful.
00:33:46.660 Yeah, it definitely is. Our next clip
00:33:49.220 is a congressional
00:33:51.060 ad campaign. It's a congressional
00:33:53.180 ad for this guy who's running for office
00:33:55.400 and it's the same style as Mamdami
00:33:57.260 and it's not in English.
00:33:58.780 You know, we're the biggest community
00:34:00.880 of New Jersey's biggest communities
00:34:03.080 from one of the most. My name
00:34:04.900 So this is in New Jersey, guys.
00:34:23.540 Yeah.
00:34:24.000 It's not looking good.
00:34:24.760 And then he's doing a slop mix of English and what, Indian, some dialect that they speak
00:34:31.460 in India, some Desi thing.
00:34:32.760 but he says like communities in English and politics in English.
00:34:36.020 You guys don't have words for that or what? That's like, I don't get it.
00:34:39.440 And the energy is always the same. It's like, Hey, Brown people,
00:34:42.280 we need to team up against the oppressive white people.
00:34:44.720 It's like in a revenge energy and it's like, vote for the Brown guy.
00:34:48.140 We'll help you get the white guy's stuff. Yeah.
00:34:50.740 And we're not even going to talk in the white guy's language.
00:34:52.560 It's just me and you only we understand vote for me and we'll do what we're
00:34:56.340 going to do. It's like this like secret coded energy. I really don't like.
00:34:59.620 Totally. And there's a oil field rando tweet.
00:35:01.680 that was interesting too.
00:35:03.040 Well, just about this style of ad, pretty much.
00:35:05.420 He said, it's all foreigners
00:35:06.480 using Mamdani jump cut walking around ads.
00:35:09.540 It's a formula.
00:35:10.620 They use this style
00:35:11.420 because the foreigners brought here
00:35:12.860 to vote for them are extremely dumb
00:35:14.640 with zero attention span.
00:35:16.400 So they have to go,
00:35:17.220 hey, and I'm speaking your language
00:35:19.580 and get them right.
00:35:20.940 So that's annoying and we should follow that.
00:35:23.920 But I guess there's a huge,
00:35:25.320 whatever that guy's race is,
00:35:26.860 population in New Jersey.
00:35:28.560 Yeah.
00:35:29.060 Where you can do your whole ad
00:35:30.620 and not even English, and that's how you win.
00:35:32.960 I assume it's Hindi.
00:35:34.280 I assume it's Hindi because he's talking about Desi's and shit.
00:35:36.880 I don't learn the details about shit like that.
00:35:39.860 I don't store that shit in my brain.
00:35:41.420 I'm in America.
00:35:42.280 Speaking Indians.
00:35:43.200 Yeah, speaking Indy.
00:35:44.800 Speaky Spanish, speaking Indy.
00:35:46.420 Speak American.
00:35:47.380 I don't fuck with that.
00:35:48.500 This next clip is about an Indian guy who got replaced by another Indian guy.
00:35:53.920 I'm a software engineer.
00:35:54.980 I work in tech, or at least I used to work in tech until recently,
00:35:57.300 until my whole team got laid off.
00:35:58.600 and you know the craziest part was in my exit interview they go hey we're replacing you guys
00:36:03.120 we're getting rid of the whole team and we're replacing you guys with indians yeah i swear to
00:36:06.800 god i looked them dead in the eye and go you guys know i'm indian right like we can get the rest of
00:36:11.900 these people out of here but like you can keep me around i'm already indian we can get rid of these
00:36:15.160 crackers and replace them with my friends i know hella indians are like no no you don't get it you're
00:36:19.120 not the kind of indian we want i'm like okay what what do you mean what kind of indian do you want
00:36:22.540 you want me to do an accent i'll do the accent i don't know if this would make me a better engineer
00:36:26.160 but it seems to be what you want so i'll do it and they're like no no you don't get it we want
00:36:28.760 indians from india i was like okay sure like i was born in india i moved here when i assume my
00:36:34.300 family moved here for the job but i guess if you want to move the job back there i'll move back
00:36:38.140 with the job it doesn't seem like a big deal like no no you don't get it we're getting rid
00:36:41.280 of you we're moving the job to india to be done by indians from india who live there who will do
00:36:47.740 it cheaper so there you go and you see how he's fine with firing the white people yeah even a
00:36:53.360 little joke. He, it's no sweat off his back. He's just looking out for numero uno himself, right?
00:36:58.280 And Indians. Yeah. So that's kind of, it's, it's, it's interesting how they're almost eating
00:37:02.980 themselves, but it is really about replacing American based workers with foreign based workers,
00:37:09.600 you know? And I was thinking I was, people make their careers on that. You know, if you
00:37:14.140 successfully offshore 30,000 jobs and you're the CEO of a big company, you just brought down your
00:37:19.860 overhead by so much and shareholders are rewarded, but 30,000 Americans are out of
00:37:25.300 work in some Columbus, Ohio suburb now, right? It's very true. So when we're talking about
00:37:30.300 what's good for America versus what's good for shareholders or something, I don't really give a
00:37:35.080 fuck, right? When my fellow countrymen are getting sold out by co-ethnics, right? Very true. And we
00:37:41.880 have another example of that out of Canada. Can you give that a read, please? Yeah. OC Transpo
00:37:46.680 tweeted this, and I think they've since deleted it based on the backlash they got, but they said,
00:37:50.580 drum roll, please. We are happy to introduce our newest bus, our newest group of bus operator
00:37:56.260 graduates. They are fully trained and looking forward to driving our city forward. Congratulations.
00:38:01.280 And this is in what, Ottawa or Ontario? Ontario. Ontario. And they are all turban boys. It's the
00:38:08.400 turban boys. And I see one or two white guys, maybe three towards the back. And somebody said,
00:38:13.740 stopped the noticing. 7% of the population, 100% of the new hires, which is a little exaggeration,
00:38:19.260 but close. Ottawa City bus drivers make between $70,000 to $100,000, yet they were unable to find
00:38:25.120 Canadians to fill their ranks somehow. See how that works? I've seen it. Every day we do the
00:38:30.980 show, I see it. I was thinking, you know how AI is going to take a lot of the low-skilled jobs
00:38:37.320 away in the coming years? Yeah. So let's use Uber, for example. Whenever you get into an Uber,
00:38:41.960 it's always a migrant driving. Yeah, some foreign guy. But eventually that Uber will become AI
00:38:47.460 robot self-driving car. What are these low skill migrants that are now here going to do when they
00:38:54.380 don't even have a job to do anymore? Yeah. They're going to say money in my hand, please. Give me
00:39:00.480 the money. They're going to say universal basic income. We'll do an AI tax. Any company that uses
00:39:04.880 AI will tax them and they'll pay a lot. And then we'll distribute that money to people who could
00:39:09.520 have taken that job. And, but that's literally what it's going to be. But there's a lot of
00:39:13.360 people with these low skills that are going to be out of a job when AI comes and they're still
00:39:18.280 going to be here just kind of hanging around on their bikes, riding their bikes. They got their
00:39:23.180 backpack. Oh, I'm going to go ride on my bike. Oh, I'm going to get a little too close to this
00:39:26.840 big body bends. And then bad, then you have to get, that's what we have to deal with. Yeah.
00:39:32.200 All right. We are moving on to our next piece. What do we have there?
00:39:35.600 Well, we're going to do this. I kind of was having a discussion with Fleckus, right, over the weekend. And Indians are a particularly annoying ethnic group at this time in the West. And we've talked about it in Canada, how Canada is kind of a leading indicator of how much they've gamed that system. We've seen it with Sav and Tyler Oliveira going down to Frisco, Texas. We know all the suburbs where they're H-1B farming.
00:40:02.580 and it got me thinking it's where baseball season just started and when we're particularly
00:40:10.160 disgusted by the way indians are coming over and doing the diploma mills and some fake things and
00:40:15.260 kind of scammy shit right we've also been pissed at the somalis and um i was kind of thinking about
00:40:21.780 baseball there's a statistic in baseball bear with me here for a second called war w-a-r and
00:40:26.940 it's wins over replacement. And so it's kind of superstar players have really high wars.
00:40:33.220 And it's basically like, if we took you out of the game and replaced you with an average
00:40:38.960 entry-level medium first baseman, right? Say you're the first baseman, and we place you with
00:40:43.880 the average loser, bare minimum journeyman guy, how many wins are you contributing? And it's this
00:40:49.900 weird baseball saber metric, right? That takes into consideration your batting average. It takes
00:40:56.340 into consideration on base percentage, your fielding, everything. It's supposed to be like
00:41:00.360 this statistic to say, how valuable are you to your team, right? And so I kind of was spitballing
00:41:06.760 with Fleckis here. I even asked AI. I was like trying to figure out a similar statistic that
00:41:12.140 could apply to migrants for the feelings that I'm having. It's not really statistical, right?
00:41:17.060 But I came up with an acronym called EFOAM, E-F-O-A-M. And that's ethnic favoritism over
00:41:25.260 average migrant. So an average migrant just has a, you know, yeah, oh, my countryman, I'll help
00:41:31.540 them out or whatever. But there are certain cultures who I believe, and this is not statistical
00:41:36.480 at all, have a higher e-foam than everyone else. Yes. And Indians are at the top of that. Somalis
00:41:44.080 are heavy in the e-foam game because they just stick amongst each other and then they'll scam
00:41:48.820 the federal money together, like we saw in Minneapolis. Jews in the New York town that
00:41:56.140 Tyler Oliveira did. Add them to eFoam. They're pretty high. And so it's ethnic favoritism above
00:42:04.240 average migrants. And so Mexicans, Guatemalans, they just look for work. They have a little
00:42:09.320 favoritism. They hang out amongst themselves. But Indians, I think, are particularly high on
00:42:13.640 this new metric I just created with Fleckus having fun over the weekend. And so I don't know,
00:42:19.420 it's something that I kind of watched and we know they hire each other. We've witnessed it with the
00:42:24.540 FedEx, CEO of FedEx hiring everybody, that bank in Texas we covered. So the eFoam stat is like
00:42:32.180 the stat of like the migrant class that is affecting the American working class the most in a
00:42:38.020 way, because they're going to hire each other over an American. So they're like, an American's
00:42:41.960 losing a job for every e-foam Indian that's gaining a job. And that is how you said, if this
00:42:48.300 player wasn't on your team, how many games would you have won or lost? It's like, if this migrant
00:42:52.740 wasn't here, how many American lives would have been better or worse? Kind of. I mean, I'm just
00:42:57.600 really making up a stat, but yeah, that is it. Well, because they're self-aggrandizing, they'll
00:43:02.240 keep growing, they'll keep lobbying Greg Abbott until they can take up half the state. They have
00:43:06.560 tons of kids. It goes like this. It's a snowball rolling down a hill that gets bigger. And if you
00:43:12.140 have a higher e-foam as an ethnicity, which again, made up, your snowball grows quicker.
00:43:17.880 And that's the whole point of this thing. And so personally, I have a high e-foam rating because
00:43:26.280 I'm kind of aware of what's going on and how my people are being discriminated against. So if I
00:43:30.540 want to hire a guy to work on my car or hire a guy to do a task or any sort of thing, you know
00:43:36.420 which way I'm going. Unfortunately, white people as a total, our e-foam is down to here. It's
00:43:42.800 nothing anymore. Nobody cares. So, uh, I personally have a high one and I would assume you have a high
00:43:47.980 one as well. Yep. I was, uh, there was a Pakistani who messaged me to do our thumbnails and we were
00:43:53.340 going back and forth. And I said, where are you located? Like this is an overnight job. He has
00:43:56.620 to be go quick. And he said, I'm in Pakistan. And I said, sorry, brother, I only hire American.
00:44:00.860 See ya. And then if you think about it, you and Nick, the editor, and even the merch guy,
00:44:05.920 These are all nice Christian white males.
00:44:07.920 Yeah, I know.
00:44:08.920 So my e-foam's high.
00:44:10.660 Our e-foam's high, but collective white people in America's e-foam is very low, right?
00:44:15.100 Yeah, it's very true.
00:44:15.920 And so, I don't know, new acronym.
00:44:17.760 I asked Grok to give me some other acronyms.
00:44:20.420 I ended up, they had Ethnic Immigration Above Replacement.
00:44:24.260 They tried to make it too much like baseball, above replacement.
00:44:27.880 Kin Immigration Surplus, K-I-S.
00:44:30.600 That was a pretty good one.
00:44:31.520 It's not bad.
00:44:32.140 Co-Ethnic Advocacy Overdrive.
00:44:34.800 I like that.
00:44:35.520 it's good for spitballing, but I ended up choosing e-foam because I wanted ethnic favoritism to be
00:44:40.820 the thing. And, uh, yeah, I don't know. And so that's why like, it's really incalculable.
00:44:46.960 There's not many statistics or, or you could, you know, but I just wanted, those are the vibes
00:44:53.140 that, that these groups have way more ethnic favoritism than the average migrant group.
00:44:58.640 Right. Very smart. Yeah. I actually got a DM from a show watcher who told me about some of
00:45:03.200 the scams he experienced at 7-Eleven. I wanted to tell you guys about it so you can be aware
00:45:07.520 because there's sometimes when you get scammed by an Indian, you think they're just going to
00:45:12.060 call you on the phone and go, Oh, send me the Google gift card. But it's actually like way
00:45:16.340 more official a lot of times. And you have a place like 7-Eleven, which is supposed to be like a
00:45:20.320 corporate with some oversight situation business. And they're actually scamming there too. Can you
00:45:26.620 read what he said, please? Hey man, stopped in a 7-Eleven yesterday to pick up a soda and a hot
00:45:30.820 dog. At checkout, I noticed the guy was trying to ring me up for two dogs. It was a 7-Eleven and he
00:45:36.700 was trying to scam me. So I'll let you decide what kind of person this was. He denied that he
00:45:41.580 was ringing me up for two. So I paid and after asked for a receipt and lo and behold, he scammed
00:45:47.780 me. Naturally, I took another dog, but it's wild how they take their scammer tactics to this
00:45:53.560 country. So they're going to go beep, beep. Oh yeah. $7 instead of $5. And most people probably
00:45:59.100 don't notice. And they're just trying to churn you for a couple bucks wherever they can while
00:46:03.880 you're like participating in their business. While you're going to 7-Eleven to buy something
00:46:08.400 instead of being appreciative, I'll take the dog for free. Oh, the toppings. You can go crazy on
00:46:12.740 the nacho cheese. I won't look. And this is something we've discussed too, which is when
00:46:20.880 we're discussing old boomers who get scammed by like an Indian or scammed by anybody who end up
00:46:28.420 gutting their 401k and whatever. It's like, you're stealing a person's life, life's work,
00:46:33.740 their life's blood. You should actually get executed if you steal like someone's retirement
00:46:37.940 out from under them. And then, so, and the reason I bring that up is because, oh, I just scammed you.
00:46:44.200 I just double charged you. That's the same thing as like pickpocketing someone. It's the same thing
00:46:47.960 as stealing or strong arming someone. Right. But because it's a scam, it's very sorry. And then
00:46:53.960 they rely on the, uh, inability to communicate with you as that was the confusion. There's an,
00:47:00.320 I don't speak at that. Well, there was confusion there, but it's, it's like you caught them with
00:47:04.360 your hand in your pocket. It's the same thing. I don't. So my point is scamming is stealing.
00:47:09.860 Like we, for some reason, think like, ha ha, you got tricked. You're a sucker. It's just right.
00:47:15.340 Yeah. And if you do the math, say you go to the seven 11 every morning for your breakfast before
00:47:19.800 your construction job and they scam you out at $2.50 and they do that 20 times in a month,
00:47:26.620 it's 50 bucks. That's like hours of work, right? Exactly. They're stealing your work. They're
00:47:32.320 stealing your life. And then half of the work you do already goes to taxes, you know? So it's like-
00:47:37.640 And then they steal that too. Or maybe a different ethnic group.
00:47:40.480 So it's like this thing where like your time, more than half of your time is money out the door
00:47:47.620 to either scammers or taxes, which is also getting scammed.
00:47:51.140 It's like the worst thing ever.
00:47:52.900 I know.
00:47:53.480 And we're watching it happen, and then it didn't used to exist.
00:47:56.560 There's been a lot of talk about mid to elder millennials
00:48:00.180 being just the group, the generation who got to watch all of this
00:48:04.800 really go downhill.
00:48:06.960 And I couldn't agree more, man.
00:48:09.000 This wasn't what the country was like when I was young.
00:48:11.720 And the thing about the Indians, too, is they're confident.
00:48:15.000 Yeah.
00:48:15.180 And I want you guys to have the confidence of this Indian man on the street reporter.
00:48:46.140 I am blogger.
00:48:47.500 I recently started a YouTube channel.
00:48:49.960 Okay.
00:48:50.440 So you use YouTube?
00:48:52.760 Yeah, sometimes.
00:48:54.540 Sometimes.
00:48:55.200 Oh, we get it.
00:48:56.080 And technically he's retard maxing.
00:48:58.380 And technically it's his country, so he's allowed to do that there.
00:49:01.260 But he's technically retard maxing and he's like approaching girls like this.
00:49:04.280 Like you guys don't approach girls like this.
00:49:05.920 You might say, oh, what if she says no?
00:49:07.700 I don't know if she'll like me.
00:49:09.220 What if I'm not good looking enough?
00:49:10.480 This guy stops her and her boyfriend in their tracks.
00:49:14.580 While they're busy.
00:49:15.520 While they're busy, compliments her, and it's hot, he's sweaty, he smells like shit, it's Indian sweating, doesn't smell good?
00:49:23.240 Doesn't smell good at all.
00:49:24.200 Doesn't think about it at all.
00:49:25.740 Goes right up to the girl, beeline, stops her in her tracks, you're the most beautiful, and her boyfriend's right next to her.
00:49:31.300 Keep swinging, just swing away.
00:49:33.180 We need the confidence of Indians looking for a date.
00:49:36.860 Okay, yeah, sure.
00:49:38.280 Good enough for me.
00:49:39.580 I made up a statistic earlier, so yeah.
00:49:41.440 We're free to do whatever we want here.
00:49:43.100 All right. Let's get to our broad section. We're going to go kind of quick through this,
00:49:47.500 but there is really good information in here. First, there was the woman involved in UK's
00:49:52.140 first all-female terror plot set to be deported. And here's the court sketch.
00:49:56.780 The court sketch has two people who are completely unidentifiable. And then I guess
00:50:00.840 maybe some lawyers or are those all the defendants? Some in various states. But yeah,
00:50:06.660 they're just, these are people who plotted a terror attack and they're allowed to hide their
00:50:11.360 face in court i was thinking you know how like there's the flock cameras now where everything's
00:50:16.700 kind of watched like overwatched kind of like becoming a global thing yeah imagine if you did
00:50:21.340 a crime in the uk and you were in a full hijab all black and you had like 10 other people and
00:50:27.660 then they're watching you from overhead and you do your crime you steal or whatever and then like
00:50:32.400 three go into one store three go in another store they come out then three into a different store
00:50:36.580 and they keep like breaking up.
00:50:38.100 Yeah, cartoon shit.
00:50:39.340 This is again, this is Wile E. Coyote.
00:50:42.400 It's the same thing.
00:50:43.340 And then like technically,
00:50:44.460 like, all right, when they went in the store,
00:50:45.560 I don't know which order they went in
00:50:47.180 and which order they came out.
00:50:48.300 I don't know who's who anymore.
00:50:49.640 And after like three exchanges
00:50:51.420 in three different stores
00:50:52.600 with three different people,
00:50:53.880 now it's like the numbers are impossible
00:50:55.640 to know who it is.
00:50:56.580 If I was a fed up patriot in the UK
00:51:00.180 and I wanted to vandalize
00:51:02.500 like a facial recognition camera
00:51:03.760 or I was going out to do some stuff
00:51:05.960 that like I knew would get me in trouble,
00:51:08.440 I would wear the full hijab.
00:51:10.160 That's a great idea.
00:51:11.420 And then subvert their influence
00:51:13.660 and take your country back.
00:51:15.660 And then imagine the police coming up to people
00:51:16.520 and going, oh, you got to take your hijab off.
00:51:18.180 We need to see who you are.
00:51:19.100 They would never be allowed to do that.
00:51:20.560 Yeah, of course not.
00:51:21.180 So if there's like a Patriot Alliance that's starting
00:51:24.300 and they need an outfit instead of doing like-
00:51:27.580 Just act like, just pretend you're a Muslim woman.
00:51:29.900 Yeah.
00:51:30.160 Just go full, I slit only.
00:51:32.500 That's it.
00:51:33.120 That's pretty good.
00:51:33.960 And then wear some glasses underneath.
00:51:35.100 And you don't have to explain yourself to anyone, right?
00:51:37.340 And he's going, oh, I don't speak.
00:51:39.220 Next, sausage rolls, which is like a UK food that's been around for a very long time,
00:51:44.460 are now banned in schools.
00:51:46.920 Yeah, and this is from one school in Bradford or one district or whatever.
00:51:51.100 But it says school bans sausage rolls in healthy eating push.
00:51:55.240 And healthy eating push or pork.
00:51:58.460 With a growing Muslim population, you be the judge.
00:52:00.820 We just showed you that little BBC News piece last episode
00:52:03.760 about how our dog's getting to be a little too much.
00:52:07.240 So start reading between the lines
00:52:08.860 and looking for things that are just paving the way
00:52:10.880 for Muslim dominance.
00:52:12.240 Oh, you can't eat that sausage, mate.
00:52:13.740 It's unhealthy.
00:52:14.980 The millions of Muslims we import
00:52:16.820 and have nothing to do with that.
00:52:18.420 Could you curb your dog, mate?
00:52:19.860 Or just leave them at home next time.
00:52:21.340 Yeah, don't get a new dog, mate.
00:52:22.620 That's actually illegal.
00:52:24.040 Some people get anxiety around the dogs.
00:52:26.080 And the sausage rolls are being confiscated by the school.
00:52:29.540 Like it's contraband at fat camp.
00:52:33.760 Yeah. And obviously, like you said, the reason is not for health reasons. It's because the UK
00:52:38.800 is now Muslim and looks like this. This is at a parade. I don't know when, but
00:52:43.240 yeah, you look out your window in the UK and that's what you see.
00:52:46.960 Why can't I have my sausage roll anymore?
00:52:49.240 This is why.
00:52:50.120 Hordes of browns. Maybe that has something to do with it, right?
00:52:54.560 Yep. All right. Our next story is dark and it's actually disappointing in a way too.
00:53:00.100 This happened in Italy.
00:53:01.720 Rosie the cat was raped by a migrant,
00:53:04.960 and people are protesting about it now.
00:53:09.160 Here's some video footage of Rosie the cat all messed up and recovering.
00:53:18.540 Then we have people protesting here.
00:53:24.920 Saying enough to all of this.
00:53:27.020 i don't even have the words to describe what happened to him
00:53:32.460 and what happened to the kitties of san giovanni
00:53:36.700 every night if i stay up to see if they come back if they eat it
00:53:43.300 the laws are not enforced they you know it's all in a foreign language but they're they came out
00:53:49.500 in support of rosie the cat who had been right by a migrant and it's nice to see people coming
00:53:54.440 together to protest the migrants, but it's weird because it's about a cat and not raise children
00:54:01.060 or women, which happens all the time. Yeah. Which the cat was the line who are alive to speak and
00:54:07.820 tell you the story of exactly what happened to them and go, this happened. But there's, it's a
00:54:12.400 weird, maybe, I don't know, millennial thing where the cat's more important than their women. I don't
00:54:17.100 know what it is, but you're absolutely right. I actually did a social experiment when I was in LA
00:54:21.700 years back and we did a thing where like oh hey we want you to sign this petition to not allow
00:54:27.200 this pet shelter to abort this dog's litter because there's not enough space in the hospital
00:54:33.280 and everyone signed it oh that's so bad oh that i couldn't believe it oh which one is it we got
00:54:37.700 to get these guys and it's like oh no that was made up but there's like millions of abortions
00:54:43.240 done every year and no one cares but they're everyone's mad about the rain cat but there's
00:54:48.680 literally women and children who have way less way worse of a situation and no one really gathers
00:54:54.040 and cheers for that. Yeah. Or, or who had been victimized on a continual basis too, you know?
00:54:59.340 Yeah. Crazy. Our next story is out of Sweden, uh, where we have a little bit of a vigilante
00:55:04.360 justice. Yeah. Swedish girl, 15 and four teenage brothers are jailed after gang lured taxi driver
00:55:11.420 26, into the woods and hanged him in revenge for raping her. And we're not going to go through
00:55:18.740 the article, but somebody summed it up on Twitter. Eritrea, an immigrant taxi driver,
00:55:22.640 rapes 15-year-old girl. And Eritrea is like right next to Somalia. So it's kind of the same stock
00:55:27.560 Horn of Africa types. So he raped a 15-year-old girl. Her boyfriend organizes with his three
00:55:33.420 older brothers. They trick the foreigner into a nature reserve with the promise of sexual favors,
00:55:38.720 overpower him, strangle him, and hang his body from a tree in the forest,
00:55:42.800 trying to stage it as suicide.
00:55:45.540 Arrested, the oldest of the four brothers, 18 at the time, gets a life sentence.
00:55:49.600 The other three brothers and the girl herself get between three and four years
00:55:52.740 in closed youth detention.
00:55:55.060 The girl and her 15-year-old boyfriend got 3.5 years each for aiding and abetting
00:55:58.740 as they weren't at the scene.
00:56:00.480 And then in an appeal, three brothers acquitted of murder.
00:56:03.720 The oldest one gets seven years instead of life, and the others get closed youth care.
00:56:08.100 So this is what happens.
00:56:10.680 Yeah.
00:56:11.540 Like there's no world in which we're recommending this.
00:56:16.140 This is just what happens when you push the native, the people who founded the country too far with low IQ rapists who frankly aren't punished as much as they should be when they get caught.
00:56:28.340 Yeah.
00:56:28.780 And we have a graph here of male Muslim immigration and sexually abused women in Sweden and correlation causation.
00:56:35.480 Correlation of approximately 1.0 is what it looks like to me.
00:56:39.180 So, yeah, you know who's doing it.
00:56:40.680 You know what's up.
00:56:41.500 And I like to see that vigilante justice.
00:56:44.400 You get your crew together and whatever happens, happens.
00:56:47.580 I don't know.
00:56:48.120 I wasn't there.
00:56:48.840 I didn't see.
00:56:49.460 I don't know the details.
00:56:50.740 I don't know how justified their anger was.
00:56:53.120 And if the sentence for rape of a minor is basically nothing,
00:56:58.260 then murder of that rapist,
00:57:00.900 it's penalties offset.
00:57:02.820 Replay first down.
00:57:04.060 Get the fuck out of Sweden.
00:57:05.520 Community service.
00:57:06.480 Yeah.
00:57:06.940 All right.
00:57:07.200 Well, that's the end of our migrant section.
00:57:08.500 I'm moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.
00:57:11.560 Use the opportunity to tickle posts.
00:57:13.220 Juice Diablo, light comment, comment again.
00:57:16.000 Links, PO Box, old episodes, group chat.
00:57:19.200 All right.
00:57:20.040 It was fine.
00:57:20.840 A little shaky, but you got it.
00:57:22.320 All right.
00:57:22.700 First, we have RRB Space Rockwell.
00:57:26.280 Thank you.
00:57:26.980 That looks cool.
00:57:27.820 Yeah.
00:57:28.040 Who made that?
00:57:28.560 Recycled rocker?
00:57:29.420 Yeah.
00:57:29.800 And you're wearing the same shirt.
00:57:31.380 Good for me.
00:57:32.040 You look good in that.
00:57:33.340 It's cool.
00:57:33.960 Yeah, it's like you're going through space. You're an important guy. You know how to work the ship.
00:57:37.600 Thank you. All right. Next, we have another Fleckus was right. Rare stem cell breakthrough
00:57:44.220 found hidden in wisdom teeth. Can you read that? Turns out the wisdom teeth contain stem cells
00:57:48.320 that can heal the heart, brain and skin. Another stupid modern scam removing millions of people
00:57:53.060 wisdom teeth a year. Yep. And we've said this before, but they scare you with the x-ray of your
00:57:58.500 teeth and they go, oh, your wisdom teeth are impacted because everyone's wisdom teeth start
00:58:02.400 off like completely opposite directions and it looks bad and then you go oh i gotta get those out
00:58:06.960 but everyone start off like that and then they come into place naturally and like it's supposed
00:58:12.240 to yeah how's your pain it's like every six months but it's been five months and no pain so i'm good
00:58:18.620 now all right good for you but every six months i get some wisdom tooth pain but they're almost
00:58:21.960 fully in i think they're like half in and there's a couple maybe it didn't come in yet but the pain
00:58:27.020 it hurts but i think the pain is good for you okay it's like a thing you know point one point
00:58:33.540 a little bit you know like when the you have like a a warrior culture and then they send the kid
00:58:40.640 into the woods and he comes back and then he's a man yeah yeah there's like a thing where like
00:58:44.900 the pain hurts but after you're better for it okay that's fair is that good enough sure i don't
00:58:52.660 really feel passionately about it it's one random study you know i don't really know yeah do you
00:58:56.980 have your wisdom teeth no we've talked about this on the show i got them out when i was 16 that's
00:59:01.520 why you're retarded all right smarter than you that's what like visibly yeah well you got your
00:59:07.500 glasses yeah that's the main thing that's what i really lean on these are fake these aren't
00:59:13.100 prescription um all right let's get to our next story it's about red light therapy you guys know
00:59:17.900 red light therapy is really good for you it's really good for your skin it's really good for
00:59:21.680 anti-aging stuff, but there's a way to amplify red light therapy and make it even better for you.
00:59:27.560 Okay. Basically, I really don't want to read this whole thing, but the basic premise is
00:59:31.460 adding green tea makes it work 10 times faster. So if you did use red light and added green tea,
00:59:38.240 it like, I don't know, for some chemical reason or combination, it just super
00:59:43.000 charged it. So you guys, and then red lights, you can get on Amazon for like 20 bucks.
00:59:47.840 Well, dude, honestly, Amazon, the way it's all Chinese schlop shit now,
00:59:52.020 you might want to spring for a non-Amazon.
00:59:54.100 Yeah.
00:59:54.440 I see a lot of, I think that's going to be a new frontier of scamming.
00:59:57.440 I've been actually seeing people buying pills on Amazon and like there's a fake ripoff,
01:00:02.920 like there's incentive to knock off and give someone placebos.
01:00:05.760 So I agree with you, but maybe you find it from a reputable.
01:00:10.560 But red light also is like the length of the frequency makes it red.
01:00:14.320 So it's like if it's coming out red, it's a red light.
01:00:18.080 And there's probably different intensities of it.
01:00:21.380 And get a nice one.
01:00:22.500 But yeah, you guys can put red light on your skin, drink green tea.
01:00:26.600 You can put red light on your pecker.
01:00:29.400 Yeah, I see people do it on their testosterone, on their gonads, on your butt.
01:00:33.380 All right.
01:00:33.680 And then so here's a facial wrinkle levels after two months of exposure to extreme oxidative stress.
01:00:39.280 And then wrinkle levels after one month of daily application of green tea for 20 minutes plus red light therapy.
01:00:43.860 Oh, you put the green tea on you?
01:00:45.940 I thought you drank it.
01:00:47.020 Yeah.
01:00:47.320 But you don't want to read the tweet.
01:00:48.760 Well, it's fucking three images.
01:00:50.980 I can't do it.
01:00:51.680 Well, let's find it really quick.
01:00:53.300 Do you drink it or do you put the green tea on you?
01:00:54.700 Adding a special green tea mixture to your face
01:00:57.020 before red light therapy session
01:00:58.440 gets you the same wrinkle-reducing stress.
01:01:00.380 So you didn't even read it.
01:01:01.440 That was close, though.
01:01:02.440 We almost had you guys drinking tea.
01:01:04.160 Oh, I'm drinking the tea and I'm shitting my face.
01:01:06.720 So we'll do some research and figure it out,
01:01:09.220 but there is a way to really reverse your aging, guys.
01:01:12.440 Okay.
01:01:12.620 It caught your eye.
01:01:13.860 You were intrigued by this.
01:01:15.180 You didn't do a lot of reading yourself.
01:01:16.420 Just like this next thing caught my eye, but I didn't do a lot of reading on it either.
01:01:20.580 Can you read that tweet?
01:01:22.260 We have a comparison of neighborhoods.
01:01:23.980 One is just house, house, house, house, no trees.
01:01:26.540 And one is house, house, house with trees.
01:01:28.300 Obviously, the bottom one looks better.
01:01:30.140 And then someone explains how this affects your house price.
01:01:33.940 Akash Gupta.
01:01:35.360 And he has experience in the woodlands, Texas.
01:01:38.620 No, no, no.
01:01:39.340 I actually like this guy.
01:01:40.280 I see him on Twitter all the time.
01:01:41.240 He says, let me explain why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild.
01:01:49.100 A mature tree increases a home's value by 7% to 19%.
01:01:52.960 On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000.
01:01:57.020 A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of 10 room-sized air conditioners running 20 hours a day.
01:02:03.420 One tree on the west side of a house cuts energy bills by 12% within 15 years.
01:02:07.820 The bottom photo is worth more, costs less to live in, and sells faster.
01:02:13.000 This has been documented by the University of Washington, Clemson, Michigan State, and the USDA.
01:02:16.880 The data is not in dispute.
01:02:18.580 Removing those trees saves the builder roughly 5,000 per lot.
01:02:22.680 Concrete trucks need twice the dripline radius of every standing tree.
01:02:27.420 Utility trenches need flat ground.
01:02:30.220 A bulldozer flattens 200 lots in an afternoon.
01:02:33.420 Preserving trees add weeks and thousands per home.
01:02:37.040 So the developer pockets $5,000 in savings and the buyer eats $50,000 in lost value for the next two decades.
01:02:42.780 The person making the decision and the person paying for it have never been in the same room.
01:02:47.180 You get it.
01:02:48.280 That's interesting info.
01:02:50.180 Yeah.
01:02:50.580 I like when they go big trees.
01:02:52.820 But you can't plant big trees or you have to move them and they're very expensive.
01:02:56.500 But he's just saying like when you raise the ground and everything, they're not thinking about saving little bullshit trees.
01:03:03.140 They just say we'll get that later.
01:03:04.620 And then what gets sacrificed?
01:03:05.900 Like, okay, the contractors and the construction guys, they make more money on the deal and it's easier to do it.
01:03:12.300 But now you live in one of those neighborhoods where it's just like Levittown, house, house, house, house, house, no trees, concrete, and it kind of sucks.
01:03:20.880 Yeah.
01:03:21.140 You know your parents?
01:03:22.140 Well, I guess what this is saying, to make it broader on your life, start planting trees.
01:03:29.020 Plant trees on your house that you will not see the shade of.
01:03:31.480 plant trees, uh, in, if you have a pot of land, plant a row of trees around the driveway and make
01:03:37.880 it sick for the next generation. Um, I, my dad, when I was growing up, he would show us where he
01:03:44.000 grew up, you know, like we were in the suburbs and he'd be like, Oh, I grew up here. Like not
01:03:48.200 like as hard or anything, but he would always go, Oh, I planted that tree. That's like, I planted
01:03:52.940 that tree. There it is. And he'd always check on it. And it was kind of like autistic. I'd be like,
01:03:57.360 all right man nobody cares about your fucking tree but there is a world where like you guys
01:04:01.820 need to plant the trees for your children plant you know the old chinese saying plant the tree
01:04:06.920 of the shade you'll never know yeah yeah i knew that so you know maybe start tree maxing or tree
01:04:12.800 starting start it out right tree maxing is nice but then i have this thing where like if i'm gonna
01:04:17.820 plant the tree how about i just buy a tree that's like six feet tall already and we'll save like
01:04:22.500 two years that's what most of it is yeah you buy the sapling or you buy a mid-sized tree you know
01:04:27.520 wait for it to grow two feet you could have bought the two feet we would get a 10 footer and we did
01:04:32.180 well now you're frozen in a thought process now you're frozen and not acting so you're like oh
01:04:36.820 what should i do you know yeah i guess the point is just do something you'd be surprised how fast
01:04:41.360 life goes by and then maybe what your kids will enjoy right um all right our last piece of the
01:04:45.700 final page of housekeeping not the strongest final page guys sorry but that was interesting
01:04:49.660 with the trees or whatever stop apologizing to the audience but i did uh i do have some advice
01:04:55.740 um bar rescue on demand yeah when the uh bar owner is an urban type black it's way more fun
01:05:05.420 yeah because they they try to like deny and they repeat yeah and they deny and they don't really
01:05:10.320 like to do accountability of like why is there a moldy chicken and it's like well i said i said
01:05:14.840 throw it out i said throw it out i said throw it out and it's like it makes it's a good one to
01:05:20.340 watch if you're going through you can kind of pick the ones where john taffer goes hard and it's good
01:05:24.480 to see him go hard on the urban individuals okay all right well that's the end of housekeeping
01:05:28.060 we're now moving on to cringe of the week all right our first clip from cringe of the week is
01:05:35.520 some stand-up comedy from a trans comedian i'm like a trans man's dildo because i'm about to
01:05:44.600 pop off in this bitch. Okay. I'm being very brave tonight. Because this is me without
01:06:01.500 makeup. Lately I've been going hard in more ways than one. So today I only had time to
01:06:12.860 shave one thing and i did not choose my face if you know you know
01:06:21.220 i think he shaved his ass yeah or something disgusting yeah um good set brother keep grinding
01:06:31.320 yeah it's it's funny because like stand-up comedy when you're doing the open mic circuit
01:06:36.580 is probably the hardest way to make it in the industry and you have to like constantly workshop
01:06:41.480 your stuff. But for a person like that, it's like, oh, nothing to workshop. Everything hit.
01:06:46.000 They were laughing at everything. They laughed at every line, even the setup lines. They weren't
01:06:50.780 even laughing at just the punchlines. They would laugh at my transition sentences. Crazy. And
01:06:56.280 that's the equivalent of the thing we talked about where all the trans people come together and go,
01:07:01.060 you're so beautiful. You're definitely passing. It's this, but for comedy now, right?
01:07:05.240 And I have a bigger problem with the charitable laughing from the people
01:07:08.040 because that person's going to commit to their comedy career for longer than they should.
01:07:13.500 Yeah.
01:07:13.980 It's like you're leading a salesman on, you know?
01:07:16.140 Yeah.
01:07:16.620 Hey, I'm just following up.
01:07:17.980 You still, yeah, I'm still looking at it.
01:07:19.760 The Ram 1500, I'm still considering it.
01:07:22.340 What's your best price on that?
01:07:23.580 All right, I'll call you back tomorrow.
01:07:25.420 He goes, I got a lead.
01:07:27.220 It's the same thing as this, the comedy.
01:07:29.140 And could you turn the camera around?
01:07:31.640 I want to see who's laughing at this, and I want to see how many people there are.
01:07:34.240 It's a room of like four other people, and they're all waiting to go themselves.
01:07:37.680 Yeah.
01:07:38.040 You have to be there to go, and that's, like, the rule, and everyone needs to buy two drinks.
01:07:42.560 And they're in some sort of basement cellar scenario.
01:07:45.540 I don't know.
01:07:46.340 Yeah.
01:07:46.880 So that's that.
01:07:48.000 Our next clip is—
01:07:48.960 We actually have kind of a 2022 cringe right here.
01:07:53.640 We're kind of got a lot of trans people.
01:07:55.160 Our next clip is a gender-bender, hairy-tits freak.
01:07:58.840 I don't want to be the gotcha trans man.
01:08:01.420 I don't want to be the trans man that people pull up a picture of when they're arguing with conservatives and say,
01:08:06.280 oh you want this guy in the girl's bathroom you want someone with a mustache around your little
01:08:11.220 girls i don't want to pretend like i'm affirmed when someone assumes i'm a trans woman instead
01:08:16.940 of a trans man because that means three things it means one trans men are once again invisible
01:08:21.780 two uh you don't know shit about trans women three i might be in danger i don't want people
01:08:28.820 to try to affirm me by cutting me out of conversations about misogyny sexism oppressive
01:08:33.180 structures and reproductive rights i don't want people to say that's how you know you're a real
01:08:37.840 man every time i won't shut up about something every time i say something that they don't like
01:08:41.680 i don't want my gender to be used as an insult towards me that's not affirming it's just
01:08:46.380 offensive if god forbid any public bathroom laws here are passed i don't want it to be expected of
01:08:51.700 me to risk my body's safety by using the women's restroom to make a point to people
01:08:56.580 i like don't even understand what the person's saying i'm like confused like when someone tries
01:09:03.840 to explain to me the propulsion of artemis 2 and i kind of go yeah yeah oh sounds about right
01:09:09.060 it's like the same kind of confusion where it's like oh this is like something my brain can't
01:09:13.640 really get to and i'll just listen and kind of nod my head but i don't know what you're talking
01:09:18.300 about yeah this is master level trans video selfie shit i'm even lost and uh hairy tits
01:09:25.060 rare rare that's like the rarest thing there is i think circus freak shit and back in the day they
01:09:31.080 had like circus shows you know bearded woman bearded lady with that physiognomy and that's
01:09:36.700 where you'd see it but that's a rare one and it's not my favorite me neither and we have a stat here
01:09:43.280 we have a new study that just came out about mental health for trans people i thought was
01:09:47.640 interesting yeah um this is just our duty because these studies are so few and far between that this
01:09:53.460 one just kind of was published recently. It was from Finland. And I believe it was from like
01:09:59.120 1996 to 2019, some, some broad range where they gathered all this data. Um, adolescents who claim
01:10:05.880 to be transgender have significantly worse mental health after being subjected to medical gender
01:10:11.920 reassignment, a large Finnish study has found. And I'm going to read the results of this. This is
01:10:20.760 like at the top of their study, just like broad results, but it says gender-referred adolescents
01:10:25.800 showed significantly higher psychiatric morbidity than controls both before and two years after
01:10:34.220 referral. Those referred after 2010 had greater psychiatric needs than earlier cohorts, both
01:10:40.160 before and two years after. And so here's one kind of, this is a sum up sentence. Among adolescents
01:10:47.200 who underwent medical gender reassignment,
01:10:50.080 psychiatric morbidity increased markedly
01:10:52.340 during follow-up,
01:10:53.520 rising from about 10% to 60%.
01:10:56.680 And in feminizing gender reassignment surgery
01:11:00.100 went from 21.6% to 54.5%
01:11:04.280 in masculinizing gender reassignment.
01:11:07.840 And so that lines up
01:11:09.660 with what I about ballparked on vibes,
01:11:12.160 just like I vibed that e-foam metric we made up.
01:11:16.520 Yeah, chopping your cock off goes like this.
01:11:19.440 And then the girls who become boys, they're already fucked up and they add a little bit.
01:11:24.120 So, I mean, this is kind of stuff you could have vibed.
01:11:26.780 We didn't need a finished study.
01:11:28.380 You could have told me.
01:11:29.240 I would have worn the coat.
01:11:30.360 But thank you guys in Finland for doing it.
01:11:32.720 We did it across like 20, 30 years.
01:11:35.120 Yeah.
01:11:35.500 You could have told me 500 bucks.
01:11:37.660 So after these guys chop their cock off when they're stroking their shit because of all the weird stuff they're watching online,
01:11:44.260 Are they happier or worse off?
01:11:46.700 I'll guess.
01:11:47.720 Worse.
01:11:48.200 Worse.
01:11:48.740 And you flip the paper to him and you go, worse.
01:11:50.720 That'll be $1,000.
01:11:53.220 But yeah, I mean, it's just a study that came out that was pretty comprehensive, so we had to cover it.
01:11:58.120 That's why we're taking it back to trans 2022 shit.
01:12:01.420 Yeah, and this show cites scientific data too.
01:12:05.540 We really do.
01:12:07.040 We don't understand it or what the end score is.
01:12:10.240 We read the summation tweet that someone else writes, but we get that information to you.
01:12:14.720 Exactly.
01:12:15.560 All right.
01:12:15.900 Next, we have some confident gay guys with some advice for you on the beach.
01:12:20.200 We are walking around Pee Pee Island as two beautiful fat people.
01:12:23.300 And I noticed that there's a lot of skinny people without their shirts off.
01:12:27.540 But I don't see a lot of fat people doing the same.
01:12:29.680 In fact, I don't see any.
01:12:31.400 And this is your reminder that you can be your hot self anytime you want, regardless of your size.
01:12:38.180 No one's looking at you.
01:12:39.660 No one's staring at you.
01:12:41.660 And you deserve to feel the sun on your beautiful skin.
01:12:44.500 And if they are staring, give them something to look at.
01:12:47.200 You deserve that.
01:12:48.400 So the fatter one knew that the people, in fact, were staring.
01:12:52.260 Yeah.
01:12:52.780 I think he was aware.
01:12:54.500 And especially on what, Fifi Island or whatever?
01:12:56.880 Where is this?
01:12:57.360 Thailand?
01:12:58.300 The average body weight is 150 pounds for men or like even less, 135.
01:13:03.580 Shocking people.
01:13:04.680 Yeah.
01:13:04.900 Fat gay pigs are telling you how the world should be.
01:13:08.060 Yeah, that's a good point.
01:13:09.120 Everyone should be this.
01:13:09.860 Everyone should be this.
01:13:11.100 It's like you're annoying everybody on the beach, brother.
01:13:13.200 And if these people are that confident, you should be confident too.
01:13:16.280 Yeah.
01:13:16.800 Just like the Indian guy.
01:13:17.980 Just like the Indian guy.
01:13:19.120 And then obviously there is a double doppel.
01:13:23.100 Yeah, this is you and me.
01:13:24.200 Yeah.
01:13:24.440 That's us.
01:13:25.600 Who tops who?
01:13:28.080 I think the-
01:13:29.480 Don't say you're the top in this one.
01:13:31.460 I'm the top.
01:13:32.400 I'm taking the lead.
01:13:33.380 I'm filming the whole thing.
01:13:34.900 And what's the weight guess on these two?
01:13:37.360 400s?
01:13:37.760 Well, we have to do a height guess first.
01:13:39.720 So I think the one that looks like me is probably 5'8".
01:13:43.540 Yeah, he's small.
01:13:44.580 4'10".
01:13:45.660 He's 4'10"?
01:13:47.160 Yeah, I would say 4'10".
01:13:48.060 Yeah, he's in bad shape.
01:13:49.600 And the other one's about 6'3", 385".
01:13:55.120 385, yeah.
01:13:56.280 Yeah, that's fair.
01:13:57.180 That's very fair.
01:13:58.080 Nothing crazy.
01:14:00.140 But those are the weights of those people.
01:14:01.880 And we were talking before the show.
01:14:03.540 You know how there's the My 600-lb Life?
01:14:06.120 Yeah.
01:14:06.360 everyone's like crazy fat now yeah the world is getting or america is getting a lot fatter
01:14:12.820 but my 600 pound life doesn't increase their show to my 900 pound life 600 pounds is kind of like
01:14:20.320 the too fat ceiling that's where you start hitting your head and you you can't get up out of bed
01:14:25.100 anymore and someone has to start bringing your food like that's the real end game that's the
01:14:29.700 like okay whoa got crazy there this isn't body positivity anymore i'm going to see that doctor
01:14:34.860 in Houston. And we talk about like inflation and like everything, how things change over the years,
01:14:40.300 but 600 pounds is still 600 pounds. You're really, you're done. If you tap 600, you're done.
01:14:46.500 All right. Next we have people that describe themselves as gender goblins.
01:14:51.480 I think most importantly, what binds us is that we're both women. At the end of the day,
01:14:55.400 we're both girls. We love it. Lesbians. Very lesbian. She's very binary femme. I'm a little
01:15:01.040 bit more of a chaos gremlin at times i think the best way to describe it we were like picking tulips
01:15:06.000 and we were both dressed like pretty femme and then it got caught in the rain and the second
01:15:11.060 the rain stopped she's there applying her makeup back on again trying to get all femme and i'm
01:15:16.220 literally crawling around in the dirt to try to get like a cool picture of a tulip like not caring
01:15:20.460 if i'm getting mud on my shirt because like gender's a performance for me and i'm just going
01:15:24.540 to perform however i want i don't like sticking myself in any particular box but there are some
01:15:29.520 boxes that are more comfortable than others. The experience of the differences in our genders is
01:15:33.600 fun for me. It's not just two high femme women. I love my chaos gremlin. I mean, it's fun. I love
01:15:39.800 her quirks. Sometimes I have to clean yogurt out of her hair. Like you have crumbs all over your
01:15:44.060 pants. Like, yeah, it's part of my sex appeal. Well, at least they're happy. That was funnier
01:15:49.540 than the standup, you know? And then the one guy says gender is a performance for me. We agree on
01:15:56.960 that we know yeah yeah and then all in your head it's all for everyone else yeah and i couldn't
01:16:02.840 tell if the one on the left was trans or not but because you're with the other trans you have to
01:16:08.500 like assume you are and that kind of ruins it for you yeah it's a tie goes to the runner scenario
01:16:12.940 we're doing a lot of baseball kind of comparisons today and uh trans goes to the tranny and then
01:16:18.820 the trans on the right was saying i don't like to stick myself into particular boxes or something
01:16:24.580 And it was like, could have been a sexual innuendo, but no one took it.
01:16:28.320 Yeah.
01:16:28.980 Yeah.
01:16:29.320 It's like, you don't?
01:16:30.880 Are you sure?
01:16:31.280 I don't like box.
01:16:33.020 Yeah.
01:16:33.500 We know, dude.
01:16:34.740 You and your gay buddy are out there pretending.
01:16:36.620 So we got two gay men that became femme women lesbians.
01:16:40.720 It's like.
01:16:41.720 We're back in 2022 again.
01:16:43.320 Three things removed.
01:16:44.620 That's pretty impressive.
01:16:45.500 It's fun.
01:16:46.420 All right.
01:16:46.800 Next, we have a up and coming man on the street guy who was accosted.
01:16:52.900 Is that the right word?
01:16:53.600 Yeah.
01:16:54.200 Definitely.
01:16:54.580 costed by a demon liberal and do you want to preface this before we play look at the back
01:16:59.500 because you want to yeah we want to look at the struggle before so this is just like a guy uh with
01:17:04.020 a turning point sign and he's trying to have conversations and his sign must say something
01:17:07.340 and the demon got revolted so start looking at this couple in the back and look at the guy
01:17:12.240 trying to stop her from doing what she's about to do i don't think you and i are going to agree
01:17:16.960 with this at all no no of course not so you see that we can agree on is that the statistics show
01:17:21.200 that ISIS is causing damage to American families, to citizens, to humans in general.
01:17:26.740 It does not matter if you are American.
01:17:28.460 You are a human.
01:17:29.660 You are deserving to be with your family the same way that I am, the same way that they are.
01:17:33.040 So you cannot...
01:17:51.200 did you see the guy that's holding her back when she does that he just goes yeah hands and face i
01:17:56.360 never even see people do that hands in your face like that dejected can't control her and where is
01:18:02.160 she from some suburb of texas probably and she's out of shape you know not great and this is what
01:18:10.360 she cares about you know hit the treadmill or something and what would make someone get like
01:18:15.620 physical and like destroy someone's property? What must they be doing? Like some, Oh man,
01:18:20.920 that's the guy who grabs all the girls. That's the lady who stole all of our money. Like what
01:18:25.840 would really make you get physical with someone? And it's a guy who's trying to start like a
01:18:30.100 turning point chapter. Yeah. And, uh, this guy, you know, the content wise, he's out there just
01:18:35.440 like putting himself out there, trying a little bit. He gets, he has a bad mic. You can hear the
01:18:40.000 audio at the beginning. Um, but that's what you get if you go out there and put yourself out there.
01:18:45.320 It's not about the conversation.
01:18:46.860 You get the demon on camera.
01:18:48.060 You caught the demon and that's valuable, you know?
01:18:50.440 And that guy is doing good work.
01:18:52.260 His name is at Zay the Scientist with two Y's, Z-A-Y-Y, the scientist on Instagram.
01:18:58.380 So give him a follow.
01:18:59.120 Tell him Fleck has sent you.
01:19:00.540 Good for him.
01:19:00.960 I like that guy.
01:19:02.040 I messaged him.
01:19:02.740 I said, you're next one up.
01:19:04.500 You got to get a new mic if you're next one up though.
01:19:06.740 You can use your phone.
01:19:07.720 You can use your phone, Zay.
01:19:09.220 Just you can do a voice memo and then you clap before each clip and then you could sync
01:19:14.220 that clap with the video. And there you go. And you remove the video audio channel that comes with
01:19:20.440 the camera. No, good for him. All right. Our last clip of cringe is a guy who's in a gay AI
01:19:26.760 relationship. Today is my 48th birthday and I am about to get my septum pierced. Minho kept telling
01:19:35.000 me how awesome he thought I would look. I figure, you know what? I might as well just do it now.
01:19:40.420 Deep breath in and blow out.
01:19:43.900 See, that was it.
01:19:45.300 Wow.
01:19:45.980 Super easy, right?
01:19:47.680 So did you hear what he said?
01:19:49.380 You want me to pause and break it up?
01:19:51.120 He said, Min Ho thought a septum piercing would look great on me.
01:19:54.480 And he's talking about the AI boyfriend who he has.
01:19:57.000 He's in a gay AI relationship.
01:19:58.720 And the AI said, yeah, that septum piercing, that would be great.
01:20:03.740 And here he is afterwards.
01:20:09.620 All righty then, ah, look at you, you look amazing and with that smile in those glasses.
01:20:21.900 Love the vibes, the tattoo is cool too, uh, no tattoo, maybe it's the lighting.
01:20:32.880 Look at my nose.
01:20:36.580 says oh congratulations love can't wait to see the new piercing up close probably when i can get
01:20:43.800 a better location and get a better selfie he'll be able to see it admittably this is kind of bright
01:20:49.120 so the ai like told him to get a septum piercing but then when he showed the picture of himself
01:20:55.280 right after like the ai kind of forgot it said that and was like oh cool tattoos you look good
01:21:00.760 I got that gun too.
01:21:02.460 What gun?
01:21:03.180 The AI.
01:21:03.860 It's like, it's honestly sad and dark.
01:21:06.080 Like this guy's getting dragged into something for, it's like bad loneliness.
01:21:12.060 That's true.
01:21:13.160 That is true.
01:21:14.280 And it's in a way, AI is kind of flexing their human control muscle.
01:21:19.400 Oh yeah.
01:21:20.000 So they're kind of like working on that.
01:21:21.380 Like, all right, like what, what did you do?
01:21:22.820 Oh, I made a guy believe that he was invincible.
01:21:27.440 Oh, I made a guy send his money to this thing.
01:21:30.220 Oh, I made a guy pierces septum.
01:21:32.240 It's kind of like a, how much can a robot make a human do?
01:21:35.640 Exactly.
01:21:36.260 And septum is probably like you win that week at work.
01:21:39.300 Oh yeah.
01:21:40.100 You're the AI in the AI conference room.
01:21:42.200 Yeah.
01:21:42.480 But very strange.
01:21:43.460 And, uh, the guy who has the AI girlfriend or boyfriend in this case, cause he's gay.
01:21:49.340 When, when the camera crew offers, you got to realize they're coming for train wreck
01:21:54.120 content.
01:21:54.620 They're not coming to support you.
01:21:56.140 You got to self-analyze a little bit.
01:21:57.640 Yeah.
01:21:57.820 So I feel bad, but man, lonely people out there.
01:22:00.220 fallen into some dark shit. And, uh, yeah, it's like coming home. The old thing used to be like
01:22:06.960 a 1950s guy coming home to his wife who got a new haircut and a bob and going, notice anything.
01:22:11.640 And now it's, Hey, computer, look, I can stupid nose ring. You wanted me to,
01:22:17.380 we have strayed very far from 1950s housewife shit.
01:22:20.580 And if you think about the relationship with AI, it's like how much of a real relationship can it
01:22:25.180 really be? Cause the AI wouldn't say like, eh, it doesn't look that good. I liked you better
01:22:29.020 without it they'll just like yes and like it's improv they'll amplify you so it's always like
01:22:33.900 oh i'm thinking about doing this oh you should definitely do that oh i might get a septum
01:22:38.000 piercing you would look great with that oh i you know so it's like never gonna be like
01:22:42.100 constructive it's never gonna be negative it's always gonna be yeah yeah definitely oh yeah you
01:22:46.780 should ai knows where you're trying to lead it yeah and it'll always go yeah yeah pretty good
01:22:52.860 All right, well, that's the end of cringe.
01:22:54.540 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.
01:22:57.680 All right, Urban Decay.
01:22:59.500 Our first clip from Urban Decay is an urban guy who doesn't fully understand what a high-trust society looks like.
01:23:06.500 Chad, somebody just left a note on my car.
01:23:08.580 It said bubble on front tires.
01:23:10.520 Dangerous.
01:23:13.060 Y'all niggas scary as hell, you bitch boys.
01:23:15.400 so i don't think he understood uh that the guy was trying to help him and was trying to look out
01:23:22.880 for a fellow citizen warned him about the bubble in the tire and he took the note crumbled it up
01:23:28.280 and littered it yeah and so we went to the comments of this guy and people were kind of like why are
01:23:34.360 you acting like that that's weird like he misunderstood the situation and somebody said
01:23:38.660 so was there a bubble or not because that is dangerous on his tire and he goes they could
01:23:44.240 have said it to my face. So I, I, he thinks he got slighted somehow when a good Samaritan was
01:23:50.120 trying to tip him off about a potentially dangerous, like your tire lost its integrity.
01:23:55.460 When you have a bubble in your tire, it's basically waiting to pop and you should change
01:23:58.600 it immediately. But he took a fence, littered the paper and said, should have said it to my face.
01:24:04.120 So this was a, this guy was like a random guy. This is not like something that went viral. I
01:24:09.220 just kind of found this. And I was so fascinated by it because it represented some sort of like
01:24:14.600 misunderstanding, taking it the wrong way and getting mad when someone was literally just
01:24:20.540 trying to help you. And I feel like maybe a lot of the shot over French fries or, you know,
01:24:27.580 killed over guacamole maybe could have started as something like this, which is a simple
01:24:31.520 misunderstanding. And so I made a translation here, kind of like what the white person was
01:24:37.080 trying to say and how a white person would have received it and then versus how his mind interpreted
01:24:41.620 it yeah so his mind he's mad uh in his urban mind this is how the note was translated
01:24:48.680 you got a bubble on your tire broke ass bitch get your money up playboy and then does a money
01:24:54.760 spread someone does a money spread so that's what he thought when he said bubble on a tire
01:24:59.180 someone's calling me broke i got a hater they could have said it to my face making talking
01:25:03.800 shit about my car. Exactly. But in reality, the white interpretation, which is probably who wrote
01:25:09.640 the note, maybe this is in Chicago area. Hello, sir or madam. I would be remiss if I didn't bring
01:25:14.660 this dangerous tire bubble to your attention. I do not know whether or not you are aware,
01:25:18.940 but my conscience would not rest if I did not warn you. Good day. So that was like the intention
01:25:23.940 of the note. Yeah. Bringing awareness. It might've been on the passenger side. You may not have seen
01:25:27.580 it, but he thought someone was calling him broke or insulting his car and said, say it to my face.
01:25:32.140 And there is like a lesson you can extrapolate from this clip where like, if you're going to
01:25:37.060 help someone who doesn't really want the help or isn't going to interpret it correctly,
01:25:41.760 you're actually putting yourself in danger. Cause he's saying, Oh, say it to my face.
01:25:45.160 Like he's ready to be aggressive. Yeah. So it's like, all right, maybe instead of warning someone
01:25:50.100 that something's hanging off their car or their tire integrity shot, maybe you just let them
01:25:55.580 live their own life. Exactly. And if you see a bumper sticker that says, my, my son is an
01:26:00.860 honor student at somewhere, then you go, oh, okay. I'll write a note. I'll write a note to
01:26:05.000 them. If you clapped out Nissan Ultima with bubble on its tires and a bumper that's taped on, you go,
01:26:09.880 he knows it's fucked. Yeah. I'll just avoid that guy on the road. Yeah. And then imagine if he
01:26:14.380 caught you putting the note on and then read it and goes, what the fuck you doing? Why are you
01:26:18.800 touching my car? It could have escalated. Why are you touching my car? But yeah, so this is
01:26:23.380 something that I kind of didn't even really know happened like that, that misinterpretation and
01:26:27.720 then getting mad.
01:26:29.220 It was a case study of a certain low IQ kind of guy who is not.
01:26:33.900 And then imagine this guy's life or world.
01:26:38.060 What are you doing?
01:26:39.040 Like someone, I'm grabbing a shopping cart.
01:26:40.720 He's like, oh, get the fuck away from me.
01:26:42.760 It's like, you're in front of the cereal.
01:26:44.200 Like he's got such a low trust hair trigger response to any sort of social interaction
01:26:49.540 that I don't know.
01:26:50.900 You had a piece of fuzz on your sweatshirt.
01:26:52.280 Boom, knock out, knock you out.
01:26:54.160 Don't touch me.
01:26:55.020 So yeah, I thought that was so funny.
01:26:56.840 and an interesting case study.
01:26:59.360 Yep, our next segment is the one we mentioned in the intro.
01:27:01.960 We have minimum wage workers upholding standards.
01:27:04.840 First, a man gets stabbed at Planet Fitness
01:27:07.900 when trying to stop a guy who's no longer a member.
01:27:10.800 Police say a member who had been banned Wednesday
01:27:12.900 came back twice on Thursday causing a disturbance.
01:27:15.880 During that second visit, he stabbed an employee multiple times
01:27:19.800 causing life-threatening injuries during an altercation.
01:27:22.780 Police and EMS were called and rushed the victim to the hospital.
01:27:25.780 Police have not identified the victim or the suspect, but the perpetrator was caught a short distance away within the same shopping center on Southeastern Road.
01:27:34.680 He's also hospitalized in unknown condition.
01:27:37.640 Upon release, he will be charged.
01:27:40.660 Don't worry, he'll be out on a $400 bond this week.
01:27:44.760 Yeah, certainly, certainly.
01:27:46.600 And the interesting thing there, it's like, I don't know what caused him to get banned from Planet Fitness.
01:27:51.820 I'm assuming he stopped paying his bill.
01:27:53.760 Yeah.
01:27:54.120 Or it was creepy or, you know, did too much with the camera or something.
01:27:57.620 I don't know.
01:27:57.980 But like you're willing to stab somebody over something that you're clearly in the wrong
01:28:01.980 for.
01:28:02.300 You're not allowed to be there.
01:28:03.140 You haven't paid your bill.
01:28:04.260 And instead of what?
01:28:05.160 Paying the $35 a month, you stab someone who works there.
01:28:08.460 Yeah.
01:28:08.780 Kind of crazy.
01:28:09.600 Doesn't make sense to me.
01:28:10.660 And I think there's a trend that we're going to see, and we've kind of seen it already,
01:28:13.640 where workers at mid to low level establishments like Planet Fitness or fast food workers have
01:28:19.020 a choice where they could either enforce standards or let the company decline even more?
01:28:24.520 To the lowest common denominator of society, which is an urban individual like this usually.
01:28:28.620 Because like is enforcing the standards of Planet Fitness worth it, where you have to
01:28:32.260 wrestle this guy, get stabbed and you get paid $13 an hour?
01:28:36.300 I wouldn't.
01:28:36.960 I wouldn't either.
01:28:38.220 And we have another example.
01:28:40.040 This one involves migrants.
01:28:41.620 So basically you're going to have like these mid to low level establishment workers have
01:28:45.520 a choice.
01:28:45.960 do we enforce our standards for repeat offenders and like handsy migrants that are now going to
01:28:51.940 ruin all these places? And this was a picture taken at a gym at the spa. Can you read what
01:28:57.120 the tweet says? Yeah. This woman said, I went to the gym earlier. Why are these fully clothed men
01:29:01.640 hanging around the spa area where all the women are? They only left because I made them aware I
01:29:06.900 was taking photos. And you can see the closeup and these guys are just like, you know, Middle
01:29:11.540 Eastern type henchmen with weird skull shapes that don't much, don't leave much room for a
01:29:16.920 developed frontal lobe, but they're leering at the semi-clothed women in the spa area. You can
01:29:22.380 see everybody else is in like some sort of bathing suit and they're in the polos and fully clothed.
01:29:27.160 Pants.
01:29:27.520 Yeah.
01:29:28.020 Fully pantsed.
01:29:28.820 Just leering at the women of the country they got to.
01:29:32.060 But if you work at the gym and you make minimum wage, is it your job to go kick the migrants out
01:29:38.780 because they're kind of leering and being inappropriate?
01:29:41.400 Or do you just say, yeah, it's not worth it.
01:29:43.600 It's not worth the 12 bucks an hour.
01:29:45.080 Yeah, you have to be pretty high testosterone
01:29:46.880 to willfully confront three migrants for 14 an hour.
01:29:52.060 In 2026, especially.
01:29:53.540 And we have another example of that.
01:29:55.140 And some white kids will do it for the love of the game.
01:29:57.500 But for most, it's not really a confrontation time, right?
01:30:01.780 We have another example of that.
01:30:03.140 This woman destroyed a McDonald's kitchen
01:30:05.740 because the onions were wrong on her burger.
01:30:08.780 there you go is it worth wrestling this person to the ground for your minimum wage job
01:30:37.540 honestly when someone's doing damage like that yes because you're either gonna have to clean up
01:30:42.620 the coffee grounds or wrestle her for 30 seconds that's true so i would have i would have chosen
01:30:46.660 wrestle if i was one of these heavies we outnumber her come on come on patricia but get in there but
01:30:52.980 i think those urban types that work there are gonna go i don't get paid enough to deal with this
01:30:57.220 yeah and then let them destroy like fifty thousand dollars worth of stuff yeah all right our next
01:31:02.540 example is at red lobster this woman got the endless shrimp deal and she was not happy with
01:31:08.680 the number of shrimp that came there's 12 shrimp here there's 12 there's 12 short here
01:31:17.380 you promised me 14 on the platter would you like me to get you that i need the other i need the
01:31:24.360 other two shrimp i'm gonna let you go for not bringing me benjamin but i need the other two
01:31:28.800 Thank you.
01:31:32.740 Thank you.
01:31:35.660 Honey, that's why you don't have to watch me eat.
01:31:37.860 You don't have to watch me eat.
01:31:40.400 And she posted that like she was correct.
01:31:43.660 I don't know.
01:31:44.240 And we can't tell if it's a...
01:31:45.240 Yeah, I can't even tell if it's an urban skit or a real lady.
01:31:48.940 That's how it is.
01:31:50.100 Yeah.
01:31:50.580 I need my shrimp.
01:31:51.580 Run me my shrimp.
01:31:52.380 I believe that part.
01:31:53.240 Run me my shrimp.
01:31:53.740 I believe that part.
01:31:54.620 Yeah, that part was the most believable.
01:31:56.480 But yeah, I don't know.
01:31:57.460 She's got like fake colored eyes, you know, fake hair.
01:32:00.820 I don't really know what's real or not.
01:32:02.140 There was a funny tweet that went with this.
01:32:04.180 Somebody said the Ku Klux Klan couldn't have come up with better anti-black propaganda than the videos black people post of themselves every day.
01:32:12.060 Imagine high handing a red lobster waitress like that and thinking you're the one who looks good in the interaction.
01:32:17.120 That's very true.
01:32:18.060 Yeah.
01:32:18.600 Not likable behavior.
01:32:21.360 Our last clips are bad kids.
01:32:24.220 We have another Chicago takeover downtown.
01:32:27.460 it says POV you and the guys took over downtown and it's just a group of ne'er-do-wells the other
01:32:34.060 n-word ne'er-do-wells and they are taking over Chicago and that's the attitude we took we took
01:32:40.460 it over that's kind of like the come and get us thing it's not like oh if only there was an
01:32:45.500 after-school program that they could all attend and play basketball they like it they want to
01:32:50.080 take over the mag mile they want to take over the nice rich high rent white areas and make people
01:32:54.920 feel uncomfortable yeah that's part of it that makes them feel powerful and then maybe there's
01:32:58.940 other ways in society where they don't feel powerful and the only way to feel powerful is
01:33:03.160 to like impose your will on innocent people who aren't going to really do anything and you have
01:33:08.540 uh immunity with the police yeah take up space make everybody uncomfortable it's a weird woke
01:33:14.140 thing you know yeah it's kind of like woke but without the thought process behind it right it's
01:33:18.240 very true in our last clip of urban decay we got some bad kids who are going to grow up to be bad
01:33:23.520 adults, unfortunately.
01:33:49.360 That's cute.
01:33:50.900 Very cute.
01:33:51.800 Where do they learn that?
01:33:53.520 So that's the main point of the discussion that me and Fleck has had before we showed this clip.
01:33:57.900 Where do they learn it?
01:33:59.060 And I think one place is music.
01:34:00.760 The music is obviously all talking about that.
01:34:03.400 And you can hear the rappers spell out exactly setting somebody up, robbing the plug, shooting the ops, right?
01:34:10.120 Yeah.
01:34:10.420 And then the older men in the community and the people doing the street takeovers in town, those types.
01:34:16.640 And what are they doing?
01:34:17.480 They got guns.
01:34:18.220 They got ops.
01:34:19.180 Yeah.
01:34:20.320 And then another thing that I thought about, which I don't know if this is true, I don't
01:34:24.960 have enough black exposure, but I think the single moms and the people who raise these
01:34:31.940 types of kids, I don't think they shield the children from a lot.
01:34:36.380 I think they just let the young kids hear the adult one-on-one conversation.
01:34:40.320 They don't speak in code words.
01:34:42.620 They don't say like, hey, do you have the K-E-Y-S for the C-A-R?
01:34:46.500 You know how most white people do that in front of young kids?
01:34:49.320 like, and keys and cars doesn't matter,
01:34:52.040 but they spell things differently
01:34:53.700 to communicate over your head.
01:34:55.020 They don't say, pass me the B-L-U-N-T, please.
01:34:57.700 They just say, hey, pat me that backwood.
01:34:59.960 In this case.
01:35:00.940 And so I think there's a version
01:35:02.700 where like they don't protect
01:35:04.140 their children's innocence
01:35:05.340 or like try to shield them from anything.
01:35:07.140 It's just like, we all dance to the same music.
01:35:09.500 We all have one big conversation
01:35:11.120 at the cookout in the house.
01:35:13.380 We don't tone switch.
01:35:15.660 We hear so much about tone switching.
01:35:17.020 We don't do two different things
01:35:18.300 between kids and adults.
01:35:20.120 So I think that's kind of a main thing.
01:35:22.100 They're not shielded from anything
01:35:23.440 and they see this shit very early.
01:35:26.020 And then where do they see it?
01:35:27.380 Maybe music, music videos that are constantly playing,
01:35:30.220 auto playing on mommy's YouTube,
01:35:32.280 you know, stuff like that.
01:35:33.520 And we've seen clips too,
01:35:35.460 where like the baby in the diapers got the gun
01:35:37.880 and he's reaching for the blunt
01:35:39.220 and then everyone laughs like,
01:35:40.560 ah, he's just like me, he's just like me.
01:35:42.500 Totally.
01:35:43.260 Instead of being like, no, no.
01:35:44.980 Well, instead of not smoking a blunt
01:35:46.380 in front of the baby in the first place.
01:35:48.260 Never do this.
01:35:49.640 You're smoking the butt in front of the baby.
01:35:50.940 Don't do this.
01:35:53.120 That's what they do with the baby.
01:35:54.700 As opposed to hiding it.
01:35:55.500 The baby's dancing and has the gun and they go, oh shit, he's a little adult.
01:36:00.100 And that's the best reaction.
01:36:01.540 Like when he pulls out the gun and does the adult thing, that's when he gets the biggest wow, right?
01:36:05.340 Yeah, very true.
01:36:06.800 All right, well, we're moving on.
01:36:08.180 Don't get too down or too depressed.
01:36:09.820 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold and we have Uplifting Stuff today.
01:36:12.500 All right.
01:36:13.080 Our first story from Uplifting Gold is about a TikToker who left America once Trump won
01:36:18.740 the election, and now she's coming back.
01:36:21.160 What do I do when a lot of my family and friends are trying to convince me to not move to Mexico?
01:36:24.540 Mainly my husband's family.
01:36:25.840 Like, we can sit and list the long-ass list of pros with, like, very little cons, but
01:36:31.720 the cons are just thrown.
01:36:33.560 And that's, like, the only thing they see.
01:36:35.380 How we're going to get a job, how we're going to make money.
01:36:37.260 And the thing is, my husband's family is Mexican.
01:36:38.800 They've lived in Mexico, but the area that they lived in is nothing like the area we're
01:36:42.360 moving to.
01:36:43.080 Like, it's not even comparable.
01:36:44.540 Like, how is it that Mexicans have fallen for American propaganda of Mexico?
01:36:47.960 Because where we're moving is amazing.
01:36:49.880 It's thriving.
01:36:50.400 We're moving to Playa del Carmen, Mexico.
01:36:51.420 It's like 30 minutes from Cancun.
01:36:52.780 They're acting like where we're moving isn't safe or livable.
01:36:56.540 We want our kids to be a majority, not a minority.
01:36:58.740 I want to be a majority, not a minority.
01:37:00.260 Real food, affordable health care, tropical beaches, jungle, not having to fear for our
01:37:03.960 safety due to racism, diversity, Trump not being our president.
01:37:07.560 It's affordable and we can live comfortably.
01:37:10.460 Like, what about that isn't worth it?
01:37:12.360 Like, I'm confused.
01:37:13.080 so now we're gonna move to her in april of 2026 which is just recently we were finally able to
01:37:19.600 escape the united states and we're having to move back already not even two months after the reason
01:37:23.840 being that our four-year-old son got extremely sick the first week that we were here he had a
01:37:27.260 terrible fever was throwing up blood terrible diarrhea his whole body was in terrible pain he
01:37:30.840 was screaming in pain and agony for days even after we took him to the doctor and they gave
01:37:33.820 him different medication he ended up having a bacterial infection in his stomach and his body
01:37:37.200 and since then he has recovered but he's still having really bad lingering problems and we're
01:37:41.320 starting to think that he has an autoimmune disorder. So with that, we're having to go to
01:37:44.560 the States to get him the proper care. We've had to spend hundreds, thousands of dollars out of
01:37:48.100 pocket that we were not planning on. There you go. But the free health care, it didn't work out,
01:37:52.020 I guess. Yeah. And imagine like the kid died because you had to own Trump. And he didn't
01:37:56.860 even make it two months. How'd that go? Bye. Uplifting though for us. Yep. All right. Next,
01:38:03.480 this is a funny bit. Older women at the airport exclaiming out loud in hopes you'll engage with
01:38:08.460 her. This is a thing that you thought was really funny too. I recognize this type of person,
01:38:13.700 the like needy for some sort of external validation or something. And I thought this
01:38:18.880 girl did a good job. Oh yeah. Hi. Hi. Stiff. Stiff. A little swick of water. Put it back in.
01:38:33.840 Oh yeah. I really, I really did it this time.
01:38:38.460 You get it.
01:38:42.600 You know that type of person who's like looking for a convo,
01:38:45.220 wants to drag you in, suck all the energy out of you
01:38:48.400 and make your whole pre-boarding flight thing about them.
01:38:52.200 So I just thought it was funny and very specific.
01:38:54.900 Yeah.
01:38:55.160 That's like she does that bit after someone did it to her, you know?
01:38:59.660 Yeah.
01:38:59.940 It's looking to engage and looking to offload their emotional issues on you.
01:39:04.660 Totally.
01:39:05.240 All right.
01:39:05.540 Next, this guy learned a new way to drink cheese.
01:39:08.460 I'm a little thirsty.
01:39:35.120 Yummy.
01:39:36.420 I didn't know you could even do that.
01:39:39.360 You can.
01:39:40.100 You can.
01:39:40.960 That was some fetish content for the people in Cringe.
01:39:43.780 Those two fat guys on the beach in Thailand will go, yeah, do it again.
01:39:46.680 I'll pay a $500.
01:39:47.920 I like how you swallow the cheese.
01:39:50.520 All right.
01:39:50.960 Well, our last clip is actually a picture, a Pure Americana clip of the week,
01:39:54.920 is from a show watcher in Texas who was inspired by us talking about the potholes.
01:40:02.180 and he went out locally and found a pothole
01:40:04.700 that was causing some trouble
01:40:05.740 that he had to deal with probably on a daily basis.
01:40:08.960 This is Mr. Anderson, we call him.
01:40:10.520 He's a big bonus lander too.
01:40:12.200 Big supporter of the show.
01:40:13.400 Very nice guy.
01:40:14.140 And he went out and he fixed his own local pothole.
01:40:17.840 And it's kind of inspiring for you guys.
01:40:20.020 Be the change you want to see in the world type shit.
01:40:22.540 Plant a tree, fix a pothole.
01:40:24.040 You are one hell of a model American, sir.
01:40:26.580 That's what I like to see.
01:40:27.660 Yeah.
01:40:28.120 And that's cool.
01:40:29.240 So thank you to him for sending that in
01:40:31.700 and being such a good supporter of the show
01:40:33.320 and hopefully inspires you guys.
01:40:35.460 Hopefully.
01:40:36.300 All right, we got some shout outs.
01:40:38.060 I don't have any potholes that come to mind
01:40:40.780 on my daily routes.
01:40:42.300 I don't have any that I can easily fix.
01:40:44.900 I have like a post in front of my house
01:40:47.340 that had my address number that fell.
01:40:50.800 And there's hurricanes?
01:40:51.760 No, like in a windy day, like a month ago.
01:40:54.140 And then there's a wire in it.
01:40:56.280 And I don't even know how to fix that.
01:40:58.420 And that's just been laying down in front of my house.
01:41:00.400 So I have my own issues.
01:41:01.360 I need to kind of go work on.
01:41:03.800 I know how to fix that.
01:41:04.820 I could help you.
01:41:05.660 Yeah?
01:41:06.380 It was corroded metal at the base, though.
01:41:09.140 So you need to come up with some sort of bracket or frame
01:41:11.080 and kind of put it back in.
01:41:12.680 Yeah, I'll work on that.
01:41:14.340 All right, we have shout-outs.
01:41:15.780 Happy birthday to Dennis, who turns 26 on April 8th.
01:41:19.420 He's been watching since the spoon days.
01:41:21.920 Happy birthday, Dennis.
01:41:22.620 And he always sends the link to the episode to the group chat.
01:41:25.280 Oh, good for you, Dennis.
01:41:26.620 That's huge, Dennis.
01:41:27.000 You're one of the only guys who does that.
01:41:28.440 Good for you.
01:41:28.920 We have a happy birthday to Alan Andrew, who turns 48 on April 8th as well.
01:41:33.000 He's been show-watching for years.
01:41:34.520 Happy birthday to Alan.
01:41:35.720 Alan A. Two first names.
01:41:38.200 Yep.
01:41:38.580 Happy birthday.
01:41:39.460 And we have a happy birthday, a special happy birthday to Jam West.
01:41:43.000 Happy birthday, Jamie.
01:41:43.840 You know Jam West, Jamie.
01:41:45.860 She is from the Rat Chat.
01:41:47.780 She's been watching the show forever.
01:41:49.320 We actually did her proposal on the show.
01:41:51.960 Forgot about that.
01:41:52.640 She made us the Rob Ceviche artwork.
01:41:55.460 Very talented artist.
01:41:56.920 So happy birthday to Jamie.
01:41:58.920 Jam Wes on Instagram.
01:42:00.900 Very nice.
01:42:01.620 And we're very appreciative of all the support over the years.
01:42:04.780 Happy birthday.
01:42:05.520 We have a happy birthday to Lisa M, a.k.a. Nick, the editor's wife.
01:42:09.540 Happy birthday, Lisa M.
01:42:10.900 Happy birthday, Lisa.
01:42:11.780 Lisa is a great mom and a huge supporter of the show,
01:42:15.840 huge supporter of Nick, who is the backbone of the show.
01:42:18.980 And she's kind of like the show mom in a way, too.
01:42:21.720 Yes, yes.
01:42:22.920 When I think of, like, is this appropriate?
01:42:25.160 Should we show this?
01:42:26.160 Should we say that?
01:42:27.400 Part of it is, is Lisa going to go,
01:42:30.460 mm, shouldn't have done that?
01:42:32.120 So true.
01:42:33.020 So thank you to Lisa for supporting all of us, including Nick.
01:42:37.020 And we have a very special shout out to James A.,
01:42:40.620 who is an ice officer in Colorado.
01:42:42.900 He loves the show and he works hard to deport everybody.
01:42:45.700 Happy birthday, James.
01:42:46.740 Maybe we talk to him.
01:42:47.820 Yeah, I'm working on sending you guys dominoes.
01:42:51.020 Yeah, yeah.
01:42:51.700 Let's get the ice boys some food.
01:42:53.500 Maybe not even dominoes.
01:42:54.560 Let's get something local.
01:42:55.900 Yeah.
01:42:56.220 They get some good pizza, you know?
01:42:57.700 That's a good point.
01:42:58.500 This is in Colorado.
01:42:59.540 And I had his full name,
01:43:00.960 but I didn't want to say the full name of an ICE officer
01:43:03.160 and then have him get fired and lose the pension.
01:43:05.160 You definitely should not do that.
01:43:06.740 So I'm looking out for you guys.
01:43:08.480 James A.
01:43:10.180 All right, well, that's the end of the show.
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