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00:01:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Socks, a podcast, episode 277.

00:01:05.180 Today on the show, Colbert was fired and Late Night is dead.

00:01:09.740 We're going to tell you why.

00:01:11.200 Then, did the deep state change the Epstein files to make Trump look like a pedo?

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00:03:44.960 Hey, it feels good to be back.

00:03:46.600 Yeah.

00:03:46.920 We're back from our micro-retirement.

00:03:48.740 Two weeks off.

00:03:49.660 Yeah, it feels good.

00:03:50.720 How was your vacation?

00:03:52.620 It was really, it was really fantastic.

00:03:55.720 I had a lot of fun.

00:03:57.000 I could basically sum up what I did with four photos.

00:03:59.960 Okay.

00:04:00.340 Here's Mae fishing in Martha's Vineyard.

00:04:03.180 Here's me and Chinese Donut Boy catching a shark.

00:04:06.040 Here's me caught a shark again and caught more sharks.

00:04:09.660 Three total sharks.

00:04:11.340 Which one was the biggest?

00:04:12.520 I think the middle one.

00:04:13.800 Okay.

00:04:14.280 But yeah, three total sharks.

00:04:15.520 I'm even wearing the same hoodie in one of them.

00:04:17.240 So you know it's not a Photoshop.

00:04:18.760 That's what you do.

00:04:20.000 You get a hoodie or a piece of clothing.

00:04:22.240 You run it into the ground and you wear it until it's gone.

00:04:25.340 And then it gets lost in the laundry.

00:04:26.840 So I know what you're up to.

00:04:27.600 Hey, it feels sick.

00:04:29.140 I've never caught a shark before.

00:04:30.720 This time I caught three, a few break-offs.

00:04:33.360 I tied the rigs correctly so it held up.

00:04:36.640 So you were in charge?

00:04:37.820 You're the shark man?

00:04:38.960 I was the full shark man, yeah.

00:04:40.240 Everyone else is kind of along for the ride.

00:04:42.180 Chinese Donut Boy gets in the picture like I caught the shark too.

00:04:44.900 But you're the shark man.

00:04:45.680 Chinese Donut Boy pulled him out of the ocean.

00:04:47.540 Okay.

00:04:47.900 So he was a capable helper.

00:04:50.020 He earned his stripes.

00:04:51.140 He definitely earned his stripes.

00:04:52.860 And I tried to order a drone to take the bait out.

00:04:56.420 I thought that was like the future of fishing and that's what I wanted to do to catch the sharks.

00:05:01.040 But unfortunately, I had a little bit of an Amazon issue and I only ordered the hook and release mechanism for a drone.

00:05:09.720 So I got to Martha's Vineyard, opened the box, and all it was was like a claw that you press a button to drop stuff from a drone that you must already have.

00:05:16.860 No drone.

00:05:17.900 So no drone.

00:05:18.780 I don't think that was an Amazon issue.

00:05:20.320 I think that was a typical Fleckis issue.

00:05:22.300 User issue.

00:05:23.260 Yeah.

00:05:23.560 But I was just launching them out as far as I could, cut my fingers as I always do.

00:05:28.120 But it was a great trip.

00:05:29.280 And then when you catch a shark with the boys, everyone likes each other a lot more after that.

00:05:34.900 Camaraderie.

00:05:35.380 It's like a hole in one or something.

00:05:37.140 It's, yeah.

00:05:37.720 It's like we went to war together.

00:05:39.120 So we pulled out the sharks.

00:05:40.740 Great memories with my brother, my brother-in-law, my dad.

00:05:44.640 Like top, top memory, especially dad memory too.

00:05:48.140 Pulling out a shark with your dad.

00:05:49.360 That was like a top four dad memory.

00:05:51.780 What's your top one dad memory?

00:05:53.600 Top one dad.

00:05:56.880 Okay.

00:05:57.500 Since you're just throwing shark fishing in the top four, I feel like I have to ask.

00:06:00.660 Top one dad memory, my dad never missed a football game my whole life, middle school, high school, and college.

00:06:07.500 So in the football games, I would dominate some loser.

00:06:10.540 And I would look up to the crowd and see my dad.

00:06:12.320 And he'd go like.

00:06:14.180 So that's my favorite dad memory I'll never forget.

00:06:16.680 That's a cumulative dad memory.

00:06:17.700 Yeah.

00:06:17.980 He goes to every game.

00:06:19.040 And I dominate some loser.

00:06:20.600 And then he's like, and I'm like, did it.

00:06:24.100 So it was sick.

00:06:25.240 You went to every Dartmouth game?

00:06:25.860 Every Dartmouth game, every high school game.

00:06:28.160 In high school, he used to go to my Friday night game, then go to my brother's Stanford game in California from New York,

00:06:35.080 then come back for my younger brother's football game on Sunday.

00:06:38.380 Wow.

00:06:38.880 So he was, he's a rider.

00:06:40.800 That schedule worked out for him.

00:06:42.140 I didn't know little brother's game would be Sunday.

00:06:44.220 Who plays Sunday?

00:06:45.200 It was just like little league.

00:06:46.280 Okay.

00:06:46.800 Yeah.

00:06:47.060 He was in like middle school.

00:06:48.460 So it was a sick trip.

00:06:49.560 Those are reps.

00:06:50.600 Those are reps.

00:06:51.140 Yeah.

00:06:51.340 That beats shark fishing.

00:06:52.840 Yeah.

00:06:53.080 Your dad looking back and your dad was at every single game doing this when you pancake someone.

00:06:57.060 Okay.

00:06:57.520 Yeah.

00:06:57.780 I get it.

00:06:58.560 It was sick.

00:06:59.160 And then also I have a little note from fishing.

00:07:01.480 When I die and I face God for judgment.

00:07:04.620 Okay.

00:07:04.940 I hope he doesn't bring up that bag of eels I left on the patio overnight.

00:07:09.140 Okay.

00:07:09.740 I had a bag of eels and the next day they were not doing good.

00:07:13.100 All right.

00:07:13.720 All right.

00:07:14.220 So it's happy to be back time while we were gone.

00:07:17.600 Stephen Colbert got deleted.

00:07:19.500 Yeah.

00:07:20.240 CBS canceled the late show.

00:07:21.880 Stephen Colbert, quote, a purely financial decision.

00:07:24.740 And we're going to talk about some things that kind of aren't exactly timely this episode.

00:07:28.960 It's the nature of taking a micro retirement.

00:07:31.240 Yeah.

00:07:31.720 And Stephen Colbert is one where we can't, just because we're on vacation, we can't not dance on his grave.

00:07:39.120 Very true.

00:07:39.880 And then this next headline is not just Colbert.

00:07:42.100 Network late night TV is dead.

00:07:44.720 All those losers have nothing.

00:07:48.040 And Seth Meyers.

00:07:48.540 Conan O'Brien.

00:07:49.460 Conan O'Brien is the only one who like is still doing kind of original shit in my mind.

00:07:53.440 I don't watch.

00:07:54.220 I'm not checking in.

00:07:55.180 But I knew he was kind of the real one.

00:07:57.020 Jay Leno back in the day.

00:07:58.580 For sure.

00:07:58.920 But he's gone.

00:07:59.700 He's gone.

00:08:00.180 And he handed off.

00:08:01.280 I don't keep track.

00:08:02.840 Was Jay Leno the late show?

00:08:04.560 Did it get passed off to Colbert and he ran into the ground?

00:08:07.660 Probably something like that.

00:08:08.980 Jay Leno's rolling in his hospital bed.

00:08:12.720 His regular life in a Porsche.

00:08:14.940 In an air-cooled Porsche.

00:08:16.100 Yeah.

00:08:16.380 He's rolling in his future grave.

00:08:17.940 Exactly.

00:08:18.320 And then a lot of people are saying because USAID got canceled, all these shows are getting canceled simultaneously.

00:08:24.500 It's a little suspicious.

00:08:25.420 Something to look into.

00:08:26.380 Yeah.

00:08:26.980 Yeah.

00:08:27.620 I mean, I feel like we did pull the thread on where exactly.

00:08:31.380 USAID money.

00:08:32.380 We obviously know it gets laundered some here.

00:08:35.320 It gets laundered some abroad.

00:08:36.400 I feel like it mostly was abroad.

00:08:38.400 Maybe there were some little grants or supplements that happened.

00:08:42.460 I like to say yes because they're bad guys.

00:08:45.080 Yeah, for sure.

00:08:46.060 I'm open to slander.

00:08:47.700 Happy to accuse.

00:08:48.960 Me too.

00:08:49.640 With no evidence.

00:08:50.840 But let's be fair a little bit too.

00:08:53.060 All right.

00:08:53.300 Can you read this next piece of context from Colbert?

00:08:55.800 The timing and optics are terrible, but Stephen Colbert's show cost more than $100 million a year to produce and is losing more than $40 million a year.

00:09:04.560 CBS execs had been mulling for a long time whether to pull the plug.

00:09:08.620 And then Tim Walz obviously got it wrong.

00:09:10.840 CBS execs were mulling a long time on a show that loses $40 million a year.

00:09:15.880 The executives, oh, I've got to move this paper around.

00:09:18.620 It loses $40 million a year.

00:09:20.300 You guys should have pulled the plug as soon as it fucking had one stutter step.

00:09:23.360 Could have called me.

00:09:24.140 Yeah.

00:09:24.700 This is one of those decisions.

00:09:26.460 $250 grand to me.

00:09:27.780 Yeah.

00:09:28.180 Get rid of Colbert.

00:09:28.940 It makes no money.

00:09:29.780 Believe it or not, I'm going to save you $40 million a year right now with one meeting.

00:09:33.920 And then Tim Walz got it wrong.

00:09:35.200 He tweeted, Stephen Colbert is the best in the business.

00:09:37.360 He always told the truth to power and pulled no punches.

00:09:39.660 We need more, not less.

00:09:40.780 Well, let's look at the numbers, Tim Walz, and see if that's a good business model.

00:09:45.720 200-person staff, including 20 writers, $100 million budget, $15 million salary to Colbert,

00:09:51.680 and you lose $40 million a year.

00:09:53.820 Ratings worse than 10,000 YouTubers with one person on a camera.

00:09:58.700 Yeah.

00:09:59.140 Which is us.

00:10:00.020 Basically, we're a little more than one person.

00:10:02.600 And if you're doing a weight average, we're probably three people.

00:10:05.580 3.25 people.

00:10:06.640 3.25.

00:10:08.260 But, and hold on, I feel like we brushed over this, but there was this whole thing where

00:10:13.920 all the leftists who Colbert had covered for or helped or something, they got on Twitter

00:10:19.560 like Walt's there and kind of like mourned this.

00:10:22.160 Like he spoke truth to power or like he was some sort of linchpin in the democratic process

00:10:27.180 of America.

00:10:27.880 And he just made anti-Trump jokes that were written for him by like a two-year post-grad

00:10:35.120 Harvard guy.

00:10:36.220 200 writers?

00:10:37.360 What the fuck is everyone doing?

00:10:38.620 Yeah.

00:10:38.960 The one joke, one joke a week.

00:10:41.040 That's, that's why you weren't making any money, guys.

00:10:43.580 500 writers.

00:10:44.780 Yeah.

00:10:45.200 So, I mean, it might be the first domino, just lying, just embellishing.

00:10:50.480 Um, it might be the first domino of late night to fall.

00:10:54.120 And I mean, it's kind of one of those businesses where what's the equilibrium?

00:10:58.500 There should probably be one or two late night people.

00:11:01.700 Yeah.

00:11:02.280 And who do we have?

00:11:03.180 Seth Meyers, Conan, this guy, John Stewart competes with him, John Oliver.

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00:11:50.960 Marisa Abella as Elizabeth Bennet.

00:11:53.960 Despise me, Mr. Darcy, if you dare.

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00:12:00.860 I do not dare.

00:12:03.080 Listen now on Audible.

00:12:08.220 There needs to be maybe one or two.

00:12:11.320 A right-wing one and a left-wing one.

00:12:13.000 Yeah.

00:12:13.720 Good point.

00:12:14.440 I saw Seth Meyers in Martha's Vineyard.

00:12:16.180 You just parked next to me.

00:12:17.120 I didn't say anything.

00:12:17.780 I should have brought this up.

00:12:18.640 Yeah?

00:12:18.820 How'd he look?

00:12:19.620 He looked normal.

00:12:20.560 Yeah?

00:12:20.920 He looked like Seth Meyers.

00:12:22.200 I don't think he gets too crazy.

00:12:23.700 Yeah.

00:12:24.080 Colbert got crazy.

00:12:25.320 And there's rankings to it.

00:12:26.500 We're seeing the most outwardly left person get beheaded first, right?

00:12:31.020 Mm-hmm.

00:12:31.420 He's the most insane.

00:12:32.340 Yep.

00:12:32.940 And then let's finish up with NPR, another potential receiver of USAID funds that is going

00:12:38.500 to go to zero.

00:12:39.260 Can you read this tweet?

00:12:40.240 No.

00:12:40.560 This is just real line-item taxpayer-funded national public radio that Trump is trying to

00:12:46.100 eliminate or is in the process of eliminating.

00:12:48.220 Yeah.

00:12:48.400 Even worse.

00:12:49.320 So we're happy to see that go.

00:12:50.980 I mean, they just became a bureaucratic or a partisan hack company over time.

00:12:57.720 And this tweet kind of goes along with it.

00:13:00.080 It says, the other problem with NPR is that they cultivated a creepy vocal style that is

00:13:04.620 basically the voice used by passive-aggressive adult authority figures when you get in trouble

00:13:09.480 as a kid.

00:13:10.500 Yeah.

00:13:10.820 That's why the leftists like to listen to it.

00:13:12.660 They think it's authority because they talk in a certain way that sounds like they're smarter

00:13:16.980 than you and whatever they're saying must be at least a little true.

00:13:20.280 Yeah.

00:13:20.480 And then the leftists are like, but they do Sesame Street.

00:13:23.580 They do Sesame Street.

00:13:24.860 It's all trans shit.

00:13:26.540 The fuck do I care, man?

00:13:28.360 We're past the point.

00:13:30.080 Elmo's anti-Semitic.

00:13:31.320 Yeah.

00:13:31.840 He's fucking saying it.

00:13:33.420 All right.

00:13:33.940 Last piece before we move on.

00:13:35.540 I also want to mention these late night shows are going to go even more downhill once the

00:13:40.880 big pharma funding and the big pharma advertising is not allowed.

00:13:44.520 Yeah.

00:13:44.860 They're really going to go to zero after that.

00:13:47.240 Well, imagine the ROI too on advertisers on a show that loses 40 million a year.

00:13:51.980 They're probably paying and it's like, oh, we should see a bump.

00:13:54.260 We bought that good ad spot on Colbert.

00:13:56.400 Nobody buys their shit.

00:13:57.620 And they just go, oh, it didn't work again.

00:13:59.540 But yeah, crazy.

00:14:01.000 Tough.

00:14:01.580 All right.

00:14:01.920 Let's get into some economics.

00:14:03.740 Okay.

00:14:04.100 This is a highbrow show.

00:14:05.440 You're a strong suit.

00:14:07.640 Hey, I took a few weeks of econ 101.

00:14:10.220 Okay.

00:14:11.000 Did you drop the class?

00:14:12.480 I dropped the class and had to get a special note from some sort of academic advisor because

00:14:16.400 I made up a lie that I had a lot of stuff going on.

00:14:19.200 Okay.

00:14:19.640 So I had to drop that.

00:14:20.660 It was a hard class.

00:14:21.700 All right.

00:14:22.000 It was meant to weed people out.

00:14:23.840 The good news is the PhDs and everyone who actually graduated those classes haven't been

00:14:27.900 right so far.

00:14:28.760 Yeah.

00:14:29.180 You don't need to be a smart econ.

00:14:30.840 Maybe Stu Stu has it right.

00:14:32.680 So first we have a new deal with the EU.

00:14:35.340 15% tariffs on imports, 0% on exports.

00:14:39.400 So that sounds like a great deal.

00:14:41.240 Yeah.

00:14:41.460 We kind of cooked them.

00:14:42.560 We will be collecting cash off them, dumping cheap shit into America.

00:14:46.580 And then we also have a budget surplus for the first time in a long time in over nine

00:14:52.140 years.

00:14:52.580 Can you read those numbers?

00:14:53.920 Yeah.

00:14:54.200 We just, June, 2025, 26 billion surplus.

00:14:57.640 June, 2024, it was a 70 billion deficit.

00:15:01.160 2023, 227 billion deficit.

00:15:04.960 You get it.

00:15:05.620 It's all deficits until Trump.

00:15:07.440 Exactly.

00:15:08.340 So that's what I like to see.

00:15:09.620 And then we have a before and after with the CNBC article.

00:15:12.120 Can you read those headlines, please?

00:15:13.500 Yeah.

00:15:13.660 Tariffs will likely raise much less money than White House projects, economists say.

00:15:19.020 And then the follow-up says, Treasury posts unexpected surplus in June as tariff receipts

00:15:23.980 surge.

00:15:24.960 Unexpected.

00:15:25.720 Yeah.

00:15:26.160 Oh, you can't take Econ 101.

00:15:28.100 Yeah.

00:15:28.480 We're experts.

00:15:30.040 So, I mean, you got to take that every time you see an article or a headline creating doubt

00:15:35.980 or some sort of assertion, you got to go, huh, CNBC, those types of people, I just got

00:15:41.760 to wait nine months and then see.

00:15:43.180 And then do a rings true test.

00:15:45.580 Yeah.

00:15:45.820 Does it ring true?

00:15:46.840 We'll see who's smart and who's dumb.

00:15:48.480 Exactly.

00:15:49.340 All right.

00:15:49.660 And the tariffs have also been positively affecting farmers.

00:15:53.700 We have an example here with the tomato farm.

00:15:56.040 Smith Tomato Farm has been a fixture here on Taco Chandler Mountain in St. Clair County

00:15:59.980 for about 60 years.

00:16:01.920 Chad Smith says he's seen a lot of changes over the years and not in a positive direction.

00:16:06.160 Less than 20 years ago, there was over 10 farms here on this mountain.

00:16:11.140 Now there's barely five, probably going to be four within a couple of years.

00:16:15.160 Blake Thaxton with the Alabama Fruit and Vegetable Growers Association says the U.S. agreement

00:16:19.400 with Mexico first set in the late 90s was meant to protect U.S. farmers, but it wasn't

00:16:24.060 working.

00:16:24.380 There's been loopholes that the Mexican tomato producers have taken advantage of and continue

00:16:30.400 to price dump or lower the prices below the cost of production.

00:16:36.660 If they send the tomatoes over and it's supposed to be a set price and they need to move tomatoes,

00:16:40.900 well, they may just give a load of bell pepper for free for them to take the tomatoes.

00:16:45.460 So it's never really worked.

00:16:47.100 Now, without that agreement, the U.S. has a 17% tariff on tomatoes from Mexico.

00:16:52.000 Smith says he's already seeing a more level playing field.

00:16:54.980 It's only been two days now and we've actually have a lot more calls of people having interest

00:16:59.700 in doing business.

00:17:00.860 And the price hasn't even changed.

00:17:02.920 That's what I like to see.

00:17:04.620 Yeah, there's also the non or second order economic effect of these tariffs.

00:17:11.720 And yeah, do we want to be growing food in America or do we want to be reliant on a failed

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00:18:16.580 And, you know, this guy, the money, he goes and buys a tractor in America.

00:18:25.960 He goes and buys farm supplies in America.

00:18:29.080 Did he say at the beginning how many farms there used to be and how many there are?

00:18:31.960 Yeah, 10 and now it's almost four.

00:18:33.600 And so that's you get halved on the people who are spending in the American economy.

00:18:37.960 And so it's all second order effects that aren't, you know, shown in some of these tariff pure numbers on receipts versus percentages and stuff like that.

00:18:48.520 And so it's just there's non-dollar amount effects that are happening from these tariffs.

00:18:55.040 Big time.

00:18:55.680 And then we have some more farm stats to show how bad it's been getting for American farmers.

00:19:01.180 Can you read that?

00:19:02.000 Yeah.

00:19:02.160 The current state of American ag.

00:19:03.860 Since 1980, we have lost 91% total pig farms and 89% dairies in America.

00:19:10.960 Farmers get only 14.9 cents for every dollar spent on food.

00:19:15.520 A subsidy program that restricts crop production to only grow corn, soy and wheat.

00:19:20.420 NGOs and government agencies are trying to push out farmers and ranchers to take their land.

00:19:25.240 The American Farm Bureau, which sold out American farmers and ranchers to China.

00:19:30.300 Not good.

00:19:31.180 Just some of those things.

00:19:32.080 And then you have to deal with the normal things that a farmer does.

00:19:34.420 Like this was a drought year or some parasites came and we got infected.

00:19:38.600 And then like all the external international relation forces are also working against you.

00:19:43.400 And yeah, it might be in our best interest as a country to kind of protect the people making the food.

00:19:48.880 That's a great point.

00:19:50.380 So farmers make the world go around, truckers too.

00:19:53.600 Yes.

00:19:54.100 So that's some of the good stuff going on in Trump's economy.

00:19:57.980 Meanwhile, under Joe Biden, it turns out gay Pete Buttigieg gave all the money to DEI.

00:20:03.880 Yeah.

00:20:04.200 Pete Buttigieg, this was from Zero Hedge, spent $80 billion on DEI, half of the Department of Transportation's budget,

00:20:12.020 instead of upgrading air traffic control report.

00:20:14.860 And I found out that air traffic control still runs on the equivalent of floppy disk technology.

00:20:20.840 Doesn't surprise me.

00:20:21.980 But I guess he was like, do we update the technology?

00:20:24.880 Do we give the money to fat, loud black women?

00:20:27.420 Yeah.

00:20:27.680 Who's gay?

00:20:29.200 Who's fucking each other over here?

00:20:31.560 Keep the floppy disk.

00:20:33.280 And so here, just a little, that headline was a little misleading.

00:20:35.900 Um, here's a quote from a, uh, someone in, in, from the inside.

00:20:41.760 It was anonymous.

00:20:42.340 He says, he was definitely pushing an agenda, said one industry official.

00:20:46.820 Little to no interest was given to fixing the aging infrastructure and definitely zero action was taken.

00:20:53.020 Um, and it said the, the Department of Transportation approved around 400 DEI related grants between 2021 and 2024, totaling over $80 billion.

00:21:04.700 So that's over like a four year period, um, which it, but that amount is half of the agency's typical annual budget.

00:21:13.140 Pete Buttigieg.

00:21:14.560 So.

00:21:15.340 Who could have guessed it?

00:21:16.040 I know.

00:21:16.500 And, and that's the thing too, is, uh, a lot of this Trump admin stuff, like we showed the tariff thing, we show the farmers how they're getting smoked.

00:21:24.560 And a lot of it is just kind of like getting back to neutral, getting back to a reasonable state.

00:21:29.140 Like, Hey, we farmers, we've been selling you out since NAFTA.

00:21:32.500 That was in the early nineties.

00:21:34.000 Can we help you a little bit here?

00:21:36.060 And Trump does it with a wave of a pen.

00:21:38.340 Buttigieg gave 80 billion to fucking gay people or something.

00:21:42.520 I don't know.

00:21:43.980 I don't even want to say what he probably used the money for.

00:21:46.040 I know his buddies, a lot of it's probably clean up too.

00:21:50.080 Well, and then think about it.

00:21:51.420 400 grants, right?

00:21:52.900 Like you have employees that are just like overseeing the grant and, and figuring out who it goes to and stuff.

00:21:58.900 Instead of like moving forward and taking action on something.

00:22:02.100 There was another piece of that article that he like met with all the airline executives and they're like, Pete, can we please do it?

00:22:07.500 And he's like, you're just going to use that to get more planes in the air.

00:22:10.160 Why does that help me?

00:22:11.800 I got to help gay retarded people instead.

00:22:14.660 But so ride my gay bike.

00:22:17.280 Yeah.

00:22:17.620 Ride my bike with my husband and my children, my twins that I acquired.

00:22:21.500 But yeah, the point is, I guess we're doing a lot of reversals.

00:22:26.160 And then this is why we say the big, beautiful bill.

00:22:29.080 We kind of defended it because like these people fucked us and they mismanaged our funds on so many things.

00:22:34.960 Think about it.

00:22:35.960 Illegals, DEI grants, stupid shit, lesbian fire chiefs in LA.

00:22:42.340 I'm a fire chief.

00:22:43.020 I'm a fire chief.

00:22:43.980 Call me ma'am.

00:22:44.820 Oh, the whole city burned down.

00:22:46.200 Whoa.

00:22:46.860 And so, I mean, we're going to have to spend some money to get things back to neutral.

00:22:50.540 And it's sad.

00:22:51.700 I agree.

00:22:52.600 All right.

00:22:53.180 Let's move on.

00:22:54.180 And by the way, this is going to be a longer episode, guys.

00:22:56.180 We have a lot to cover.

00:22:57.180 We're going to go long.

00:22:57.980 So telling you now.

00:22:59.560 So while Trump's working on the economy, unfortunately, most of the money is still gone.

00:23:04.600 We are suffering from some lingering effects of the past administration and money printing and monetary policy over the last 10 years.

00:23:11.640 Right.

00:23:11.960 Money's gone.

00:23:12.620 Money's gone.

00:23:13.160 Especially a Krispy Kreme.

00:23:14.740 What do you want me to play this?

00:23:16.980 They have officially lost their mind.

00:23:19.040 I like Krispy Kreme a lot, but I don't like it.

00:23:23.040 $7.49 for three pack a lot.

00:23:26.060 It's 20 bucks for a 12 pack of donuts at Krispy Kreme.

00:23:29.060 $20 for a dozen donuts at Krispy Kreme.

00:23:32.580 I remember.

00:23:33.680 Aren't they mass produced?

00:23:34.880 Krispy Kreme used to be free.

00:23:36.800 Where?

00:23:37.100 You go in after high school and they would just hand you a box of donuts of the old donuts and then you eat them on the way home and then you go have like the full meal your mom made.

00:23:48.360 Yeah.

00:23:48.640 And no one ever knew you ate 12 donuts on the way home.

00:23:50.960 But they used to give them away for free when I was in high school.

00:23:53.700 Now it's $20 for a 12 pack.

00:23:55.180 I remember free if you got a good grade or something.

00:23:58.060 They were trying to get us addicted to the donuts.

00:23:58.940 It was like free when the light's on.

00:24:00.660 And when the light's on means there's a fresh batch out and then the last batch they just gave away.

00:24:04.580 So at high school you go, the light's on, you eat a whole box of donuts, you go home and go, oh, what's for dinner, mom?

00:24:09.940 Oh, cheesesteaks?

00:24:10.960 Okay.

00:24:11.860 I'm ready to eat.

00:24:12.880 I'm starving.

00:24:14.400 I'm starving.

00:24:15.420 But, you know, what happened?

00:24:17.040 Yeah.

00:24:17.640 All right.

00:24:18.140 And then when it comes to prices, like we're talking about, grocery prices are obviously high.

00:24:23.720 Democrats posted this tweet with this graph.

00:24:26.680 U.S. grocery prices reached record highs in 2025.

00:24:30.220 But unfortunately they forgot that the red part is Joe Biden's term.

00:24:33.940 Yeah.

00:24:34.340 They said Trump's America as if like you're a retarded Somali who just got here and you're going to see a chart that's getting higher and go, oh, my God, Trump's bad.

00:24:43.100 Yeah, so they quickly deleted that post, which is good.

00:24:47.040 And then you have Democrats like Zohan Ramswami who want government-funded grocery stores.

00:24:52.920 Yeah.

00:24:53.500 This next clip is proof that that's not going to work.

00:24:56.320 It's clear this Sunfresh at 31st and Prospect is struggling.

00:24:59.920 This is the first section people see when they come in.

00:25:02.260 There's barely any produce.

00:25:04.020 A lot of the coolers and shelves around the store look the same way, empty.

00:25:08.040 So shoppers have been asking us, if the store isn't closing, then where is all the food?

00:25:13.640 A rotten smell comes through the door and anywhere you turn, you'll see products that need to be restocked.

00:25:19.100 No hot food or deli.

00:25:21.420 I watch people walk in and walk out.

00:25:24.840 The grocery store has received financial assistance from the city but has been unable to keep those shelves stocked in an area that in the past has often been referred to as a food desert.

00:25:35.040 So that's what a government-funded grocery store looks like.

00:25:37.680 Fascinating.

00:25:38.720 And it gets worse.

00:25:39.740 We have other economic indicators that are not looking good.

00:25:43.040 The money is gone, like we said.

00:25:45.180 This is the U.S. median home price.

00:25:48.580 $435,000.

00:25:50.340 Higher than a long time.

00:25:52.320 And it basically did a 2X over the last five years.

00:25:55.360 Which is so dark, right?

00:25:56.860 Yeah, but the boomers would be like, just put in an extra shift at the grocery store and buy a house and a lake house and a boat like I did.

00:26:02.980 Cut out the avocado toast.

00:26:04.900 Just go walk in.

00:26:06.040 Hand them your resume.

00:26:06.760 And it's like some Indian setup where a guy's hiring his cousin already on an H-1B.

00:26:12.040 Yeah, not good.

00:26:13.480 And then –

00:26:14.540 Well, and actually I want to pause this too because this is why Trump, during the entire time we were gone, has been pestering Jerome Powell to cut rates.

00:26:22.700 Why?

00:26:23.160 So the housing prices can double again?

00:26:25.400 I feel like this is kind of the point we made before.

00:26:27.880 It's one of the things that I disagree with Trump.

00:26:29.940 I understand Trump wants number to go up and stocks to rip and go crazy.

00:26:34.580 But we definitely have an affordability crisis.

00:26:37.780 Maybe lower the rates after we get 40 million people deported.

00:26:41.680 Something like that could happen.

00:26:43.120 Takes a long time.

00:26:44.440 But he – it's the one thing I disagree with because the housing prices are still at this high level and everyone's like, well, I'm not sold.

00:26:51.320 I still think I can profit.

00:26:53.340 And everyone who bought during the COVID mania hasn't lowered their prices yet even though interest rates have made monthly payments for an average financing like double.

00:27:03.400 And so I still think we have work to do.

00:27:05.100 I think this can come down.

00:27:06.740 I'm not blackpilled on this.

00:27:09.200 But if you cut rates two points like Trump wants, it might cause another crisis.

00:27:14.540 That's a good point.

00:27:15.620 So –

00:27:16.340 You're a smart guy.

00:27:17.040 You understand it.

00:27:17.660 I just want to point that out.

00:27:19.280 We're not –

00:27:19.800 All right.

00:27:21.240 Completely negative here.

00:27:22.140 We're not completely negative.

00:27:23.640 Next, we have some stats when it comes to college graduates, especially male.

00:27:28.360 Young male college graduates are just as likely to be unemployed as non-graduates.

00:27:32.880 But this isn't the case for young women.

00:27:35.140 Yeah.

00:27:35.320 So it's kind of an attack on men not looking good.

00:27:38.260 And then you think about, you know, all the things we've covered, who's running an HR department, who's doing this, who's hiring at companies who young men want to get hired at.

00:27:47.400 And they'll just take the girl.

00:27:49.140 They'll take the black girl too.

00:27:51.640 Yeah.

00:27:51.840 They'll probably have a specific thing in an email written somewhere about how they need to interview someone from an HBCU.

00:27:57.500 They get a rebate for that.

00:27:58.780 I've personally seen that.

00:28:00.120 So, you know, just another one of the struggles.

00:28:02.760 So if you're a young man, you wake up.

00:28:05.140 You go to Krispy Kreme.

00:28:06.600 Ah, 20 bucks for a dozen.

00:28:08.560 What the fuck?

00:28:09.480 You get knifed there.

00:28:10.880 You go to the grocery store.

00:28:12.300 Prices are high.

00:28:13.300 Democrats are saying, hey, this is Trump's fault.

00:28:15.520 You walk in.

00:28:16.200 You want to go see a house?

00:28:17.260 500,000.

00:28:18.280 My parents bought this for 100.

00:28:20.180 And then you get a job interview at the end of the day and you're not hired.

00:28:23.360 It's a pretty bleak picture.

00:28:24.720 Yeah.

00:28:25.040 And hopefully it gets better.

00:28:27.300 And everyone tells us, oh, AI, they're going to help us.

00:28:30.700 They're going to get the money back for us.

00:28:32.280 AI is going to give everyone some more money and make everything more efficient.

00:28:35.840 You're going to get a basic income and AI is going to do all the work.

00:28:38.520 Yeah.

00:28:39.060 And that's true unless it works against us like this next story.

00:28:42.700 The airlines just announced on their earnings call that they're going to start using some of these algorithms

00:28:46.700 to price some of their tickets.

00:28:48.640 And so imagine a world in which you have the death in the family.

00:28:51.900 You have to go home for a funeral.

00:28:53.740 And they know that through scraping your email that is, you know, announcing when the service is going to be.

00:29:00.140 They know you're in a tight spot.

00:29:01.420 And so you're going to be charged much more because of that.

00:29:04.540 There's so much data collected about individual people by data brokers, by this whole shadowy ecosystem

00:29:11.260 that's just tracking you through your phone, through your browsing history,

00:29:14.700 that there is a serious worry that companies will be able to do this.

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00:30:19.000 So I don't want to assume the religion of the AI programmers in this instance.

00:30:25.580 Okay.

00:30:26.240 So I won't.

00:30:27.560 But I was told AI is going to save us money.

00:30:29.600 And now they're basically holding us ransom from Pop Pop's funeral.

00:30:32.500 Yeah, they're targeting you.

00:30:33.600 And actually, I don't know.

00:30:34.620 I think this woman is kind of being hyperbolic because airlines give you a discount if you can prove that you're going to a funeral.

00:30:40.940 You know that, right?

00:30:42.380 I saw a Seinfeld about that.

00:30:43.980 Okay.

00:30:44.140 Well, that's actually true.

00:30:45.600 It's true.

00:30:46.920 But, yeah, they're not using the AI strategic pricing scraping all the data that you have to give you a sweet discount.

00:30:55.060 I'll tell you that much.

00:30:56.480 So I kind of have a way to beat this.

00:30:58.240 I say you're going on a trip.

00:30:59.780 You just get all your devices in one room.

00:31:01.840 And you go, all right, I'll go to this book festival.

00:31:05.260 But if there's any hiccups, I am not going.

00:31:08.480 And if it's too expensive, I am not going to the book festival.

00:31:11.260 And then AI will know you haven't read a book since Holes in sixth grade, and they'll give you a cheap flight.

00:31:16.440 That's true.

00:31:17.340 So that's kind of how you get around it.

00:31:18.900 Good hack.

00:31:19.540 You just have to say you're going to go to the book festival.

00:31:21.860 No one reads books.

00:31:22.900 And they'll be like, all right, $100 flight.

00:31:25.280 Does it seem like we are at, like, speaking of economics and AI and stock market at all-time highs and home prices going crazy and, like, the unspoken or not unspoken, but the unheard of amount of inflation we face.

00:31:37.960 It doesn't feel like we're in a really different, weird economic zone than we've ever been.

00:31:42.380 Like, I don't ever feel something – I don't remember something being as uncertain as this other than, like, market crashes in general, like the global financial crisis.

00:31:50.720 But that's, like, that's a crash.

00:31:52.240 You've got to survive.

00:31:52.940 It'll come back.

00:31:54.020 Now it feels like we're on a cliff or something, and this one might get away from us.

00:31:59.300 You know what I mean?

00:32:00.240 I feel like, yeah.

00:32:01.240 Back in the day, it was, like, easier system.

00:32:03.600 Like, oh, you pull this lever, and then this happens, and then if that gets too crazy, you push this button, and then it goes back down.

00:32:09.740 But now that you have 50 million illegals here and, like, half the voting bloc is retarded.

00:32:14.260 And we don't even make anything anymore.

00:32:16.080 So it's all, like, currency manipulation and interest rate adjustments.

00:32:19.560 There's, like, now 50 levers that are all hinging on one guy who's kind of in charge.

00:32:24.740 And then he's like, holy shit, is that fucking AI?

00:32:27.860 So I don't know, man.

00:32:29.220 It feels weird.

00:32:30.400 It definitely feels weird.

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00:34:40.280 All right.

00:34:40.960 I hope he doesn't see this.

00:34:42.820 All right.

00:34:43.260 Epstein stuff.

00:34:43.980 We have a lot of good Epstein stuff to get to.

00:34:45.840 Nothing crazy.

00:34:46.540 It's going to be kind of fast, but it is an update.

00:34:48.440 I saw this.

00:34:49.640 Jeffrey Epstein may have been working with Russia or China intelligence, according to CIA officer Mike Baker.

00:34:56.120 Oh, maybe Qatar.

00:34:58.180 Yeah.

00:34:58.560 Maybe Qatar.

00:34:59.540 What other opinions does Mike Baker have?

00:35:01.740 Let's go through his history.

00:35:03.040 CIA says it was China and Russia.

00:35:05.060 Oh.

00:35:05.520 You can just say he may have been, and it's nothing.

00:35:09.140 You're committed to nothing.

00:35:10.940 You solve nothing.

00:35:11.980 May have been.

00:35:12.700 Thanks, though.

00:35:13.220 Good opinion.

00:35:13.620 So we got, we put a picture together of what he would look like if he's working for China.

00:35:17.480 Oh.

00:35:19.240 There he is.

00:35:19.960 There he is.

00:35:19.980 I thought he needs bait fish there.

00:35:20.800 And also something to think about.

00:35:23.640 Jeffrey Epstein.

00:35:26.860 Ray Epps.

00:35:27.760 Right.

00:35:28.060 Jeffrey.

00:35:28.760 Jeffrey Epps.

00:35:30.680 Ray Epps.

00:35:31.580 Wow.

00:35:32.000 It's not nothing.

00:35:32.840 Yeah.

00:35:33.480 Just something to think about.

00:35:34.400 That's about the same level as he may have been working for China or Russia.

00:35:38.320 If he can do it, I can do it, too.

00:35:39.760 It's about the same level of analysis.

00:35:40.100 Yeah.

00:35:40.240 I can do it, too.

00:35:41.420 100%.

00:35:41.780 And then we have a thing here from a Trump statement.

00:35:44.240 Trump's saying that they're kind of framing him.

00:35:46.100 Can you read that?

00:35:46.960 Yeah.

00:35:47.460 President Trump privately commented on the Epstein saga, quote, they're going to accuse me of

00:35:52.240 some funny business, saying that despite having no involvement, they're going to fuck

00:35:56.260 me anyways.

00:35:57.400 This rings true to me.

00:35:58.700 Yeah.

00:35:59.120 And you guys know me.

00:36:00.200 I keep it 100.

00:36:01.340 When I agree with Trump, I agree with Trump.

00:36:03.020 When I disagree, I disagree.

00:36:04.360 I don't really care about what Trump thinks about me.

00:36:07.400 I just want to shoot straight.

00:36:08.660 Yeah.

00:36:08.820 But don't you think if Trump was doing Epstein pedo stuff, they would have got him in 2016,

00:36:13.880 2020 or 2024 during the election?

00:36:16.500 Yeah.

00:36:16.780 They created an entire Russia hoax because they didn't have something.

00:36:20.840 They didn't have something juicy, right?

00:36:22.660 And that is the key point.

00:36:24.380 And that's why Trump is pushing on the Russia, Obama spying election interference stuff.

00:36:29.880 He's actually saying like, hey, our intelligence agencies are perfectly capable of putting together

00:36:37.600 information that seems to be true, that's completely fabricated to accuse someone as

00:36:42.240 important as the presidential nominee.

00:36:44.380 Yeah.

00:36:44.800 So he's saying like they did it with Russia.

00:36:47.200 They made all this stuff up and still ran with it.

00:36:49.560 But don't you think that between 2020 and 2024, Biden's people did the same thing with the

00:36:54.780 Epstein stuff to get Trump?

00:36:56.380 Yeah.

00:36:56.800 And that's what I think happened.

00:36:58.040 And to be fair, I do not like the way Trump has been flippant and made weird comments about

00:37:03.260 this.

00:37:03.580 Like, oh, we're still talking about that.

00:37:05.180 It's like that turns off a certain percentage of the population.

00:37:08.500 Like, what the fuck?

00:37:09.780 But I agree.

00:37:11.500 I don't I don't think there's a smoking gun.

00:37:14.640 Otherwise, it would have been absolutely nuked on Trump already.

00:37:17.620 Immediately nuked on him.

00:37:18.920 Exactly.

00:37:19.400 And then Cernovich had a good tweet that sums it up as well.

00:37:21.460 Can you give that a read?

00:37:22.380 He said Epstein mop up operation began in 2020 when Trump wasn't aware of the case.

00:37:27.440 Bill Barr managed this.

00:37:29.060 Look at his ties to Epstein.

00:37:30.900 The right move is to release the original search warrant applications, which Bondi could have

00:37:35.240 done already and trace chain of custody for all evidence because allegedly a bunch was

00:37:40.180 lost.

00:37:41.280 Identify who lost files and fire them.

00:37:44.060 This is more a job for an IG, a hard ass by the book dickhead with a stick of his ass

00:37:50.100 and who doesn't have patience for nonsense and can order everyone to testify under oath.

00:37:55.280 IG should be based in West Virginia because everyone knows D.C. juries won't convict officials

00:38:00.260 who lie.

00:38:01.400 That's a good point.

00:38:02.460 Yeah.

00:38:02.600 And also when it comes to the list, like, oh, we can't release the information because

00:38:06.540 there's innocent people mixed in.

00:38:08.160 We don't know who's who.

00:38:09.340 Give us the top 10.

00:38:10.900 Yeah.

00:38:11.440 Don't you have a top 10?

00:38:12.680 These guys are definitely doing it and it was really, really bad and they're public figures.

00:38:16.700 Give us that to start.

00:38:18.220 Yeah.

00:38:19.000 You can't give us nothing.

00:38:20.360 That's the whole point of this.

00:38:21.700 You can't give nothing.

00:38:23.240 And then if you give us everything, everyone's going to focus on the fabricated Trump stuff,

00:38:27.280 in my opinion.

00:38:28.140 Yeah.

00:38:28.240 Uh, here's something interesting I didn't know about.

00:38:30.520 Um, Epstein's Zorro Ranch won the lotto in 2008.

00:38:34.840 Uh, in August 2008, shortly after Epstein began serving an 18-month jail term in Florida,

00:38:40.140 the Zorro Trust claimed a winning Powerball ticket purchased at a convenience store in

00:38:44.580 Altus, Oklahoma for an $85 million jackpot, receiving approximately $29 million after taxes

00:38:51.780 as a lump sum.

00:38:52.560 Epstein had a financial entity named Zorro Trust, which he used for donations to politicians

00:38:57.580 in New Mexico, where he owned a property called Zorro Ranch.

00:39:01.740 The timing of the win one day after Epstein's incarceration began on July 1st, 2008, and

00:39:06.500 a reported computer glitch that delayed the televised lottery draw fueled suspicions of fraud or money

00:39:12.320 laundering.

00:39:13.140 Lucky guy.

00:39:14.100 He's getting richer.

00:39:15.240 The rich get richer.

00:39:16.560 That's, so, that's something to think about.

00:39:18.140 And there's been stories, I think we've even covered them, where the lotto is like a scam

00:39:22.840 and they just give money to their buddies.

00:39:24.600 Yeah.

00:39:24.940 It's a little, uh, what's it called?

00:39:26.360 A slush fund, for sure.

00:39:28.020 Not good.

00:39:28.740 You've said that.

00:39:29.620 You've, uh, said that's what you think it is, I believe.

00:39:32.460 Yeah.

00:39:32.900 And I, I'm like, no, I can win.

00:39:35.020 I'm buying tickets.

00:39:36.060 I can win.

00:39:36.880 Imagine Jeffrey Epstein and he's like in jail and it's like, oh man, I'm in jail for human

00:39:41.240 traffic.

00:39:41.440 Let's see if I got the Powerball number.

00:39:42.640 Oh, I got the Powerball.

00:39:43.880 Just make sure you guys buy some Powerballs while I'm gone.

00:39:46.300 I'm a billionaire.

00:39:47.100 Just keep buying the Powerballs.

00:39:49.120 Keep buying those $2, a little piece of hope that the Mexican people buy.

00:39:54.160 Um, all right.

00:39:55.580 And then, uh, when it comes to the Russia stuff, this is an interesting tweet and it sounds

00:39:59.380 like, uh, Brennan from the CIA might've been a show watcher.

00:40:02.740 Yeah.

00:40:03.100 New.

00:40:03.700 When senior CIA officials specializing in Russia analysis confronted Brennan with the

00:40:08.120 Steele dossier's many flaws during a 2016 meeting at Langley, Brennan agreed, but wanted

00:40:14.500 to still keep it in the ICA because it sounded true.

00:40:18.180 Quote, yes, but doesn't it ring true?

00:40:20.940 Brennan responded.

00:40:21.980 So not my favorite show watcher.

00:40:23.820 That's what our intelligence community is going off of vibes and anti-Trump rings true.

00:40:29.440 Yeah.

00:40:29.820 Rings true.

00:40:30.560 Crazy.

00:40:31.280 All right.

00:40:31.460 It's okay for a podcast.

00:40:32.580 Not for the CIA setting up a president.

00:40:35.440 All right.

00:40:36.540 Does everybody know the difference there?

00:40:38.220 Big difference.

00:40:38.900 Is that okay?

00:40:39.800 Can we, is everyone okay?

00:40:40.920 Can we move on?

00:40:41.980 All right.

00:40:42.500 Let's move on.

00:40:43.580 Um, there is a white only town that's trying to get some funding and get off the ground

00:40:49.240 in Arkansas and the media is not happy about it.

00:40:52.720 Here is the clip.

00:40:53.980 My name's Nikki, N-I-K-I.

00:40:57.040 I'm 32.

00:40:58.000 I'm a lady.

00:40:59.240 This is Return to the Land, a group of millennials who organized online to build something radical

00:41:04.600 and controversial.

00:41:06.400 A town for white people only, that they insist is completely legal.

00:41:11.600 We spent several days with them, watching as the men set about the physical labor of building

00:41:16.740 out the site.

00:41:17.500 All the while, the women of the group took on the more typically trad, homesteading type

00:41:23.560 roles.

00:41:27.120 I guess I, I found the people through Twitter that ended up starting this project, actually

00:41:33.400 spearheading it.

00:41:34.800 And, um, I went out to the first April event last year and it was really fun.

00:41:40.720 The sort of white only aspect of this, how important is that to you guys?

00:41:45.140 Given the premise that it's something that is kind of off limits for whites, but is okay

00:41:51.280 by implication for other groups, I do feel it's necessary to carve that out and you kind

00:41:56.660 of have to do it yourself.

00:41:57.980 It's kind of like if we don't do this, the laws are only getting worse as far as freedom

00:42:04.620 of association goes.

00:42:06.220 So it's kind of like we have to do this or there might come a time where it's not possible

00:42:13.440 to.

00:42:13.980 It's a good point.

00:42:15.000 And it looks like a nice group of like-minded people, tight-knit community.

00:42:19.000 It doesn't look bad.

00:42:20.320 They all look skinny, relatively fit, productive.

00:42:23.100 They're outside.

00:42:23.940 They're working in the ground.

00:42:25.100 And I think they're creating something.

00:42:26.800 They're going to benefit from their own creation and not subsidize some fat, morbidly obese

00:42:31.960 section eight EBT pig who posts about it on social media.

00:42:35.540 And they call it a town.

00:42:38.040 I think it's private property, right?

00:42:39.940 Yeah.

00:42:40.200 Yeah.

00:42:40.440 So it's like a town is when the slander news, Sky News comes, which, hey.

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00:43:46.740 If I'm starting an all-white town on private property, you don't really invite Sky News.

00:43:51.480 That's the only mistake I've seen them make so far.

00:43:53.720 Yeah.

00:43:54.080 But it's private property.

00:43:56.160 So if you can't control who comes on your private property in America, then you don't

00:44:00.120 really have any rights at all.

00:44:01.740 That's a good point.

00:44:02.600 And that's the key.

00:44:03.360 And I was going to say, they're going to make them bring in black people to rob and

00:44:07.800 attack them and Jews to teach their kids to be trans.

00:44:10.320 But I thought that could come off as a bit harsh.

00:44:12.200 Yeah, that would.

00:44:13.120 I wouldn't say that.

00:44:14.040 I'm not going to say that.

00:44:15.100 Be careful.

00:44:15.660 But we do have a-

00:44:16.460 Be careful, brother.

00:44:17.900 But we do have a clip of their vetting process.

00:44:20.640 I think this is the technology they use to separate the groups.

00:44:25.160 Yep.

00:44:25.640 There it is.

00:44:26.300 So this is how you keep certain groups out and let others in.

00:44:31.960 And obviously the media is going after this and they're saying, oh, this is Nazi adjacent

00:44:36.760 and this is white supremacist stuff.

00:44:39.500 And they're obviously very critical, but they weren't as critical of the black community that

00:44:45.340 was trying to do the same thing in Freedom, Georgia a few years ago.

00:44:49.040 You hear that?

00:44:50.100 That is the sound of freedom.

00:44:53.120 It feels really amazing.

00:44:54.100 I cry every time I come here.

00:44:56.300 Why were these two women interested in the prospect of buying a town in the first place?

00:45:00.800 We needed to create a space and a place where we could be a village again, a tribe again.

00:45:07.580 So Renee and Ashley reached out to family and friends and together they bought what they

00:45:13.420 intend to name Freedom, Georgia, a new black city.

00:45:20.680 The owners hosted the big black camp out over Labor Day weekend.

00:45:24.700 Supporters drove in from across the country.

00:45:27.520 That is our vision.

00:45:28.740 And to be able to pass this land down to my children and to the children that are represented

00:45:35.080 by each of our 19 families as a piece of love.

00:45:38.180 So that was celebrated.

00:45:39.940 CNN loves it.

00:45:41.240 Freedom, Georgia.

00:45:42.080 And those people who created it took grant money, flipped it, made a profit, and they

00:45:48.480 never even built a permanent structure or a permanent dwelling.

00:45:52.660 Construction.

00:45:53.360 As of 2024, construction for permanent dwellings or vital infrastructure has not begun.

00:45:57.740 All land was sold in 2023 and no further plans have surfaced for the planned town.

00:46:02.180 So they were going to build Freedom, Georgia.

00:46:04.380 Then there was an entrepreneurial opportunity and they flipped it and then there's no Georgia.

00:46:09.640 There's no Freedom, Georgia anymore.

00:46:11.160 It was about to be for the future of our 19 families.

00:46:14.640 But then someone offered me 200 grand over what I paid.

00:46:18.120 Yeah.

00:46:18.340 I realized I could make $175,000 profit before taxes.

00:46:22.040 Yeah.

00:46:22.300 So, I mean, I think it's a mistake to advertise your white town with your couple family friends.

00:46:28.180 But they met on Twitter.

00:46:29.600 This is fun.

00:46:30.260 I think that's good.

00:46:31.280 Those people have a lot of fatigue.

00:46:33.180 Yeah.

00:46:33.600 Some of them might be a show watcher.

00:46:34.940 Let's just move to our own land.

00:46:37.600 Whites only.

00:46:39.240 All right.

00:46:40.220 We are now moving on as a show to-

00:46:42.780 That's the type of place that will get so fucking targeted during the next Democrat

00:46:46.360 administration, though.

00:46:47.440 They'll get nuked.

00:46:48.480 And then that's the type of town that you nuke them by just tying them up in litigation

00:46:54.760 and frivolous lawsuits that you might not even win as the federal government,

00:46:58.300 but you're going to bankrupt them for having to hire lawyers the whole time.

00:47:01.900 Exactly.

00:47:02.580 That's why you shh.

00:47:04.260 You do it with a couple friends and family and shh.

00:47:07.420 And a place like that needs like a dictator who kind of owns the whole thing and runs it.

00:47:12.680 But-

00:47:12.900 Smart.

00:47:13.220 You know, I'm not really giving ideas.

00:47:16.020 Yeah.

00:47:16.440 They know what they're up to.

00:47:17.200 I hope they succeed.

00:47:18.220 Me too.

00:47:18.960 Best of luck and watch the show if you're not already.

00:47:21.580 Freedom of association.

00:47:22.940 Yeah.

00:47:23.340 Powerful concept.

00:47:24.480 Very.

00:47:25.260 Let's get into our migrant section.

00:47:26.940 Okay.

00:47:27.280 Speaking of white-only towns.

00:47:28.440 Speaking of why someone might want a white-only town.

00:47:30.900 Yeah.

00:47:31.400 Well, I'm going to start kind of abroad and we're going to work our way back to America.

00:47:35.060 Okay.

00:47:35.320 We got a Bangladesh milk checker.

00:47:41.260 So he dips his hand in and he smells it to determine the quality.

00:47:48.520 He turned one away.

00:48:03.640 Hey, at least he's checking.

00:48:05.620 I was going to say, what happened with the milk that started digging around his, you know, he had to start doing this.

00:48:11.800 He must have got a bad batch.

00:48:13.460 At least he's checking.

00:48:14.580 And then also in the background, it was hard to hear, but there's like a chronic third world cough.

00:48:18.900 Yeah.

00:48:19.100 Someone going-

00:48:19.880 In the background.

00:48:21.880 Classic.

00:48:22.420 Pretty good.

00:48:23.480 Next, we have some clips from Sweden.

00:48:25.480 First, this Muslim woman kind of saying the quiet part out loud.

00:48:31.460 I'll read it since it's just captioned.

00:48:33.960 She says, I don't belong here.

00:48:36.180 I have not told you I belong here.

00:48:38.560 That's why I destroy and take so much I can and collect all your tax money and benefits that you can get here in Sweden.

00:48:47.920 I use it to the max, to the max, and you can't do anything about it.

00:48:53.700 Yeah.

00:48:54.220 That's the average conqueror.

00:48:56.500 The average conqueror these days is a fat, middle-aged woman who's taking advantage of a bureaucratic gap.

00:49:05.760 And you don't have to have strength, honor, integrity, no strategy at all.

00:49:11.640 You can just be a little pig going into Sweden.

00:49:14.620 And they give you everything you ever want.

00:49:17.300 And here's what Sweden's train stations look like.

00:49:20.380 Here you have a conqueror just using the bathroom.

00:49:23.500 We had to blur it a little bit, but-

00:49:26.440 Pissing on her own shoes.

00:49:27.740 Pissing on myself.

00:49:29.040 A sub-Saharan African pissing on her own shoes outside of like a modern, beautiful train station in Sweden.

00:49:34.760 That type of train station could never exist in Africa, basically.

00:49:40.580 No wipe.

00:49:41.920 Pull the pants up.

00:49:44.400 Go on with your day.

00:49:46.040 That's what they're up to.

00:49:47.080 And then we jump over to England.

00:49:49.540 Here's what their park looks like.

00:49:52.380 So, welcome everybody.

00:49:53.600 So, there is a whole crowd of people in the park today.

00:49:56.640 And the rubbish is phenomenal.

00:50:01.320 Absolutely disgusting.

00:50:03.000 I cannot believe what estate the park is in.

00:50:06.240 So, let me just look at this by the bins.

00:50:08.820 It's absolutely dire.

00:50:10.920 Nappies.

00:50:11.460 Just look at this.

00:50:12.200 What are the mothers who are doing this?

00:50:14.300 Do you have no shame?

00:50:16.100 Look at that.

00:50:17.100 Yeah, they have no shame.

00:50:18.100 They think you're stupid for letting them do this.

00:50:20.100 Yeah, they assume someone will come clean up the park and then they'll go do it again next week.

00:50:24.880 And they're probably right.

00:50:26.540 Yeah, that's your job to clean up after them.

00:50:28.460 You keep letting them in.

00:50:29.580 And then the trash disposal is actually a big problem, especially with the Indians.

00:50:34.040 They just throw it in the ocean, the river, the lake, the woods.

00:50:38.000 Here we have a woman here taking her trash to the woods.

00:50:41.580 It's far enough away from everybody.

00:50:43.540 And here's the thing.

00:50:44.600 It's already in bags.

00:50:46.620 They already have it in bigger bags.

00:50:48.580 So, the trash is already consolidated, and yet her and her husband feel the need to throw it into the woods, the beautiful English countryside.

00:50:57.500 Is that something genetic and deep-seated in them?

00:51:00.200 Yeah, they think it's normal.

00:51:02.580 I think so.

00:51:03.080 Well, I'm going to throw the trash out.

00:51:04.520 Yeah.

00:51:05.120 Chip bags that won't degrade in a thousand years.

00:51:09.260 Let's put that in the public forest.

00:51:11.480 Yeah.

00:51:12.160 And I was kind of realizing when I was on vacation, I was thinking about the migrants.

00:51:16.040 You really can't do anything anymore because of the migrants.

00:51:19.500 I was listening to a meatloaf song, and it's about, like, high school sweethearts parked out by the lake, not another car in sight.

00:51:25.700 Yeah.

00:51:26.560 The Indians throw the trash in the lake.

00:51:28.460 Yeah.

00:51:29.180 There's signs everywhere.

00:51:29.920 They're on bikes.

00:51:30.760 You can't go to the lake with a high school sweetheart anymore.

00:51:33.140 There's migrants everywhere.

00:51:34.060 Yeah, there's a Hispanic sexual predator who just got here from Honduras, and he likes your girlfriend, too.

00:51:39.800 Yeah, the Pakistanis are filming all the kids.

00:51:42.840 So it's not really romantic anymore.

00:51:44.840 Yep.

00:51:45.840 And then we have this, which I thought was pretty interesting.

00:51:48.560 Mossad's director visited D.C. to lobby the U.S. to pressure countries into admitting Palestinian refugees.

00:51:55.700 So we fight their wars, we disenfranchise people, and we get a bunch of refugees, and the West absorbs them.

00:52:02.740 That's weird.

00:52:04.020 Saudi Arabia's right there.

00:52:05.620 Yeah, it's very weird.

00:52:06.800 Yemen.

00:52:07.660 It's very weird.

00:52:08.240 They can go somewhere, right?

00:52:09.340 Aren't they pretty close?

00:52:10.700 Aren't they, like, buddies?

00:52:11.920 We got to send them to New Jersey.

00:52:13.420 Yeah.

00:52:13.880 They need them to Wisconsin, the upper peninsula of Michigan.

00:52:17.060 And then I found this, which is a graph.

00:52:19.340 There were essentially zero Muslims in the West before the formation in the state of Israel.

00:52:25.100 Jews are why Muslims are in our country.

00:52:27.300 So, you know, causation, correlation, maybe it's a coincidence.

00:52:30.480 Yeah.

00:52:30.840 But I think once the country of Israel was formed, we started fighting all these wars for them, created all these refugees, and then we took them all into the West, and now we have what we have.

00:52:40.240 Yeah.

00:52:40.560 And you forget that there was just, like, a Muslim versus Christian, like, total blood feud that it would never enter anyone's mind.

00:52:49.200 Like, let's bring in Muslims, and all of a sudden now it's multiculturalism, diversity is our strength.

00:52:53.760 Like, why?

00:52:54.380 Why exactly?

00:52:55.860 The two least compatible cultures ever.

00:52:57.940 And they don't even like us.

00:52:58.980 Like, the Palestinians in that example, they think that we helped Israel bomb them, which is true.

00:53:04.180 So when you get brought into Philadelphia, are they going to be happy to be there, and they're going to comply and become Americans, or are they going to be like, oh, I'm behind enemy lines, I'm going to get these guys?

00:53:14.960 Yeah, I think that one.

00:53:16.460 And then we have a picture here from Buffalo, New York, a nice cathedral that is now being converted into a mosque.

00:53:23.180 Yeah, the historic St. Anne's Catholic Cathedral in Buffalo, New York, was sold to the Islamic community for only $250,000 and will now be converted into a mosque.

00:53:32.860 And this is a beautiful old cathedral.

00:53:35.740 Buffalo's a pretty old city.

00:53:37.660 Sad.

00:53:38.220 What's $250,000?

00:53:39.960 What's that?

00:53:41.740 I don't know.

00:53:42.400 Nobody else wanted to buy this?

00:53:43.960 It's like-

00:53:44.540 I live in a church for that price.

00:53:46.880 It feels like they gave them some sort of deal, some sort of like, fuck you deal.

00:53:50.740 Yeah, someone else would have bought that.

00:53:52.560 And everyone is like Muslim and Somali now in America, unfortunately.

00:53:57.500 I was at the airport doing a bunch of traveling when I was on vacation.

00:54:00.800 Everyone who works at the airport is Somali.

00:54:02.860 Really?

00:54:03.360 Everyone.

00:54:03.980 In D.C. and Philly.

00:54:05.920 Oh, these smash burgers are meticulously crafted by some Somali guy who hates you.

00:54:11.840 Yeah.

00:54:12.480 Oh, these milkshakes are hand spun by an angry Somali.

00:54:16.160 Yeah, wow.

00:54:17.200 Shocking.

00:54:18.080 Everyone was Somali.

00:54:19.220 And they had an attitude.

00:54:20.660 They had horrible attitudes and they hate us.

00:54:22.420 I've seen that before, actually, too.

00:54:23.880 D.C. especially.

00:54:25.380 Everyone's Somali.

00:54:26.220 I don't get it.

00:54:26.800 Okay.

00:54:26.960 And then here's what happens when the Somalis get into power.

00:54:29.680 Here's who they fight for.

00:54:30.960 This was South Portland in Maine selected the country's first Somali mayor.

00:54:37.180 And Minneapolis might be soon to follow, if I were to guess.

00:54:39.960 Here's what she said.

00:54:41.120 How can the politics in Somali resonate what we have here in the United States, the democracy

00:54:49.040 that we have?

00:54:50.040 How can you help us be a better country and build back what we used to have back in a long

00:54:56.980 time ago?

00:54:57.580 So, hopefully, we will be able to help our country, our former country, Somalia.

00:55:04.780 So, you get elected mayor in Maine, like one of the whitest states ever.

00:55:09.480 And it's how can we help Somalia?

00:55:11.660 First thought, hey, I just got in charge of some town in Maine.

00:55:16.080 I'm in charge of the police, the fire, the city lights.

00:55:20.100 How do we help Somalia?

00:55:21.460 It's like the least international thing ever.

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00:55:55.220 Is that a smile?

00:55:56.700 Is he smiling at me?

00:55:59.440 Audible presents a retelling of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, like no other.

00:56:05.980 Starring Marisa Abella as Elizabeth Bennett.

00:56:09.340 Despise me, Mr. Darcy, if you dare.

00:56:12.980 And Harris Dickinson as Mr. Darcy.

00:56:16.220 I do not dare.

00:56:17.220 Listen now on Audible.

00:56:24.740 And, but you immediately go to, how do I help that war-torn country in the horn of Africa?

00:56:30.860 Crazy.

00:56:31.540 And that's, I mean, that's in their DNA.

00:56:33.440 That's what they're taught.

00:56:34.600 That's what they're, why wouldn't that be your goal?

00:56:37.720 They don't view this as a country.

00:56:39.280 They don't view this as their new home.

00:56:42.060 They view this as a means to a different end that any resident of South Portland would have, right?

00:56:47.320 So true.

00:56:48.240 And then our next story, we have a-

00:56:49.900 They say it out loud.

00:56:51.020 Yeah.

00:56:51.200 They say it out loud.

00:56:52.240 And they're dumb.

00:56:53.880 That should be like, oh, we caught you on a Project Veritas camera.

00:56:56.960 Yeah.

00:56:57.320 James O'Keefe pops out and goes, you shouldn't have swiped right on Tinder.

00:57:01.000 But she's saying it on the news.

00:57:03.000 They say it on TV.

00:57:04.080 I know.

00:57:04.840 They think it's a good idea.

00:57:05.920 And I don't want to say how high their IQ must be to not realize you probably shouldn't say that part.

00:57:12.100 Low, low 80s?

00:57:13.620 But it's two digits.

00:57:14.320 It's two digits IQ.

00:57:15.940 For sure.

00:57:16.480 I'll be nice.

00:57:17.220 Two digits.

00:57:17.780 Could be 99.

00:57:19.360 All right.

00:57:20.020 Next, we have a Patel scam.

00:57:21.640 You know more about this than I do.

00:57:23.260 Yeah.

00:57:23.760 This is just a scam from Louisiana.

00:57:26.920 And it had some bad Patels and some bad police as well.

00:57:31.200 Bad Americans.

00:57:32.420 Multiple police officials and a businessman were arrested, accused of running an immigration fraud scheme.

00:57:38.240 Investigators say that scheme led to hundreds of foreign nationals illegally getting visas.

00:57:43.220 Newsweek's Alexis Maroney breaks down how this case is unfolding.

00:57:46.580 Last summer, investigators started tracking what seemed like a high number of armed robberies.

00:57:51.340 I've never seen anything quite like this.

00:57:53.760 Many of the victims listed were not from Louisiana.

00:57:56.200 In fact, the armed robberies never took place.

00:57:59.940 And those listed in the applications were never victims of crime.

00:58:04.560 According to arrest documents, for 10 years, false police reports were being made by this group of police officials.

00:58:11.400 Oakdale Police Chief Chad Doyle, Marshall Mike Slaney, Forest Hill Police Chief Glenn Dixon, and former Glenmora Police Chief Tebow Onishi.

00:58:20.920 The fake reports were used by foreign nationals to apply for U-Visas, a type of visa reserved for victims of crimes.

00:58:28.560 In this case, crimes that never happened.

00:58:31.360 The indictment says the owner of a subway in Oakdale, Chandra Kant Patel, paid the officers $5,000 for each false report.

00:58:39.840 We expect law enforcement officers to protect the public and to honor their trust.

00:58:44.880 So they were doing fake police reports, fake armed robberies, and then you become a victim of a violent crime, and then you get a visa for that.

00:58:52.980 And then some cops were like, there's so many burglaries and robberies happening.

00:58:57.720 Like, I just can't crack this case.

00:59:00.620 And it turns out, you know, Indians are just committing immigration fraud.

00:59:04.100 I think we covered a U-Visa story back in the day.

00:59:07.040 I don't remember the specifics.

00:59:08.720 But, again, this is something we've seen with the Indian community in America.

00:59:13.140 Two pieces in this.

00:59:15.600 Any means necessary immigration fraud, right?

00:59:18.400 And so Indians are very good at analyzing a situation going, there's a weak link.

00:59:23.800 $5,000 and I can get the U-Visa.

00:59:25.900 I bribed the cops.

00:59:27.080 And then the other piece of it, something that they bring over from India, bribing officials.

00:59:34.480 Bribery, paying your way out of a ticket or an offense is very common over there.

00:59:40.060 And they immediately start doing it over here.

00:59:42.300 And it's not a one-way street.

00:59:44.560 They needed cops who were willing to take $5,000 to do this.

00:59:47.820 And thankfully they got caught.

00:59:49.540 But hundreds of Indians in Louisiana.

00:59:52.940 And then, you know, you hear a scam like this.

00:59:56.280 You know what the Somalis are doing in Minneapolis.

00:59:58.740 And then you go out to a mall and you see these people and you see it.

01:00:01.760 And you go, huh, something ain't right here.

01:00:04.280 And usually something ain't right.

01:00:06.740 Yeah.

01:00:06.960 Usually there's a scam.

01:00:08.260 There's a hidden piece of the iceberg that's hidden underneath.

01:00:12.000 They don't all work for Microsoft.

01:00:14.420 Some of them own a subway and are paying cops $5,000 a pop for a fake robbery.

01:00:18.380 Right.

01:00:18.600 So true.

01:00:19.400 All right.

01:00:20.540 Our next and last clip.

01:00:22.100 This woman is a Democrat in New York and she's, Yvette Clark is her name.

01:00:29.180 She kind of says the quiet part out loud too with the low IQ problem, I'm assuming, about

01:00:34.020 why you need all the illegals here.

01:00:36.640 I'm from Brooklyn, New York.

01:00:37.960 We have a diaspora that can absorb a significant number of these migrants.

01:00:44.820 And, you know, when I hear colleagues talk about, you know, the doors of the inn being

01:00:51.320 closed, no room in the inn, I'm saying, you know, I need more people in my district just

01:00:58.040 for redistricting purposes.

01:00:59.540 And those members could clearly fit here.

01:01:03.500 Yeah, for redistricting purposes.

01:01:05.740 You get all the people here and then you redistrict and it's easier to get elected and

01:01:08.880 then they vote for you because you give them all the free stuff and brought them here.

01:01:12.440 Yeah.

01:01:12.800 And then there's no acknowledgement of like there's a housing shortage or we are full.

01:01:18.120 It's just like I could use those people for my specific political things and thus those

01:01:23.100 people are coming here, right?

01:01:24.460 Yeah.

01:01:24.840 There's no consideration for the people who were elected or anything like that.

01:01:28.300 It's just pure more power grab, Democrat power grab.

01:01:31.200 And they say it out loud.

01:01:32.140 All right.

01:01:32.940 To close out our migrants.

01:01:34.040 At least she's not Somali.

01:01:35.740 Thank God.

01:01:37.080 She wants to fuck us over anyway, but at least she's not Somali.

01:01:40.140 She's just stupid.

01:01:41.240 Yeah.

01:01:41.880 And power hungry.

01:01:43.140 All right.

01:01:43.700 Good news.

01:01:44.480 To close out our migrant section, there is new incentives to get people to work for ICE,

01:01:48.880 six figure salary, federal benefits, $45,000 signing bonus.

01:01:52.680 Yeah.

01:01:52.860 We knew this was coming after the passage of the big, beautiful bill and the money is there

01:01:57.800 and we need ICE agents and we need mass deportations.

01:02:00.360 I'm getting tired.

01:02:02.020 I'm getting tired of not hearing about buses and trucks.

01:02:04.920 Remember all our talk about buses?

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01:02:37.460 Is that a smile?

01:02:39.900 Is he smiling at me?

01:02:42.300 Audible presents a retelling of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice like no other.

01:02:48.460 Starring Marisa Abella as Elizabeth Bennett.

01:02:51.840 Despise me, Mr. Darcy, if you dare.

01:02:54.980 And Harris Dickinson as Mr. Darcy.

01:02:58.540 I do not dare.

01:03:00.860 Listen now on Audible.

01:03:02.520 I haven't seen one bus.

01:03:08.680 You got the money.

01:03:10.560 To be fair, I'm sure there's been buses.

01:03:12.940 But I want to see them in like a scale that we haven't even imagined yet.

01:03:16.520 So they got the money.

01:03:18.380 Hire the agents.

01:03:19.380 Please.

01:03:20.340 Please.

01:03:21.380 Please.

01:03:22.000 Get them out.

01:03:22.520 I'm tired of the Patel scams.

01:03:24.420 I'm tired of the Somalis.

01:03:25.920 I'm tired of everything.

01:03:26.920 Get them out.

01:03:27.460 Patels.

01:03:28.020 Yep.

01:03:28.760 All right.

01:03:29.000 Let's move on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

01:03:31.780 Use the opportunity to go to the post.

01:03:32.860 Help us juice the algorithm.

01:03:33.640 Leave a like.

01:03:34.060 Leave a comment.

01:03:34.560 Then comment again.

01:03:35.200 Then start yapping.

01:03:36.180 PO Box needs to be full.

01:03:37.260 Notifications need to be on.

01:03:38.200 Old episodes need to be watched.

01:03:39.300 And the link to the show needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

01:03:41.880 Wow.

01:03:42.300 Still got it.

01:03:42.860 Two weeks off.

01:03:43.240 Two weeks off.

01:03:43.860 Didn't forget it.

01:03:44.600 I was practicing.

01:03:45.600 Okay.

01:03:46.120 Every day.

01:03:47.220 All right.

01:03:47.600 Final page of housekeeping.

01:03:48.700 I believe that.

01:03:49.880 Yeah.

01:03:51.220 All right.

01:03:51.700 Our first piece of final page of housekeeping is a word search.

01:03:55.260 And whatever first word you see describes you.

01:03:58.660 Okay.

01:03:59.260 So, Richard Rappel, you go first.

01:04:00.920 I'm looking for my word.

01:04:02.160 Peaceful.

01:04:03.180 That's me.

01:04:04.600 I got thad.

01:04:07.200 You know why I got peaceful?

01:04:08.940 Because it's the top line, top left, reading from left to right.

01:04:13.160 Wow.

01:04:13.300 It's right there.

01:04:14.340 It's easy.

01:04:14.980 So, I think this just wants to tell people to be peaceful.

01:04:18.440 Or you can also get plight.

01:04:20.460 That's not good.

01:04:21.460 I got thad, though.

01:04:22.640 That was my first one.

01:04:23.340 There's star seed at the bottom.

01:04:24.640 There you go.

01:04:25.720 Thad.

01:04:26.320 All right.

01:04:26.600 All right.

01:04:27.100 Next, we have a few things that I've never seen before.

01:04:31.560 This is the next few clips.

01:04:33.300 First is a monster truck wheel going into the crowd.

01:04:38.880 Tires off.

01:04:40.420 800-pound wheel.

01:04:43.700 Boom.

01:04:45.500 Wrecks like eight cars.

01:04:48.340 It's pretty crazy.

01:04:50.040 Look at this angle.

01:04:51.640 Oh, my.

01:04:52.300 Oh, no.

01:04:52.860 Oh, no.

01:04:54.640 Oh, my God.

01:04:55.420 No way.

01:04:56.440 And then you see here, it just crunched a car.

01:05:00.220 Absolutely crunched a car.

01:05:01.480 I've never seen that before.

01:05:02.620 Actually, never mind.

01:05:05.240 I believe that is a death in Final Destination.

01:05:07.760 I believe it was FD4.

01:05:09.540 Okay.

01:05:10.320 All right.

01:05:10.960 So there, maybe we have kind of seen it, but not in real life.

01:05:13.800 Okay.

01:05:14.140 Next thing we've never seen before, an airplane hits a deer.

01:05:17.800 This is in Kodiak, Alaska.

01:05:19.800 Airplane coming.

01:05:21.940 We can fast forward a little bit.

01:05:24.480 Airplane on runway.

01:05:25.760 There's a deer.

01:05:27.000 Here comes the deer.

01:05:30.100 Airplane wrecks a deer.

01:05:32.120 Boom.

01:05:32.940 Boom.

01:05:33.400 Never saw that before.

01:05:37.700 Okay.

01:05:38.920 Next, this octopus is trying to get away from an eel, and look how he tricks him.

01:05:48.560 Hit him with the ink.

01:05:49.720 Hit him with the ink.

01:05:50.820 Distraction.

01:05:51.380 Got away.

01:05:52.200 Misdirection.

01:05:52.740 Yeah.

01:05:52.980 And the eel's stupid.

01:05:54.440 You know, I kind of feel bad eating calamari and octopus and stuff now.

01:05:59.460 Hmm.

01:05:59.960 They're smart.

01:06:01.100 Yeah.

01:06:01.720 Tastes so good, though.

01:06:03.420 Yeah.

01:06:03.700 Crispy.

01:06:05.420 Crispy with the marinara.

01:06:07.740 I'm more of an aioli.

01:06:09.820 Oh, I know you are.

01:06:10.640 Because marinara.

01:06:11.220 Yeah.

01:06:11.560 You love aioli?

01:06:12.860 What's aioli?

01:06:14.380 It's mayo.

01:06:14.900 It's fucking mayo.

01:06:15.900 Yeah.

01:06:16.040 You're a big mayo boy.

01:06:17.160 But calamari and the aioli?

01:06:19.520 Tell us in the comments.

01:06:20.500 Aioli was a good rebrand for fat people who really wanted to eat mayo on shit.

01:06:24.800 Yeah.

01:06:25.160 It's like, oh, swap it with mayo.

01:06:28.220 Garlic aioli, please.

01:06:29.460 I like a tub of aioli.

01:06:30.780 I like a tub of aioli.

01:06:32.760 Yeah.

01:06:33.300 It sounds like you're French or something.

01:06:34.600 That was a good rebrand.

01:06:35.720 That was a good rebrand.

01:06:36.860 All right.

01:06:37.120 Next, this man found a stingray and sold it to a Chinese restaurant in New York.

01:06:42.180 And look how happy and excited they are.

01:06:46.820 Run inside.

01:06:47.460 So they make a deal and he buys it.

01:07:11.760 You get it.

01:07:12.240 And they slurp it up.

01:07:13.140 Of course they do.

01:07:14.740 Next, speaking of Chinese people, here's what they do.

01:07:17.840 This is their job, some of them.

01:07:21.380 They go in the bug room.

01:07:23.560 You go in the bug room and they stuck the bugs in the sack.

01:07:26.420 They like it, though.

01:07:27.540 They're going to eat that shit, right?

01:07:28.420 They're going to eat the bugs, of course.

01:07:30.220 That's their job and they like it.

01:07:32.240 Okay.

01:07:32.500 Next, we're going to go fast through these two.

01:07:35.640 Maggots are shitting in our stews.

01:07:38.620 Look, look, look, look, look, look.

01:07:39.700 New fear unlocked.

01:07:43.060 Motherfucker dropping maggots in the fresh...

01:07:45.240 Oh.

01:07:46.580 Dropping maggots in the stew.

01:07:48.100 That little hole, that's a maggot drop hole.

01:07:50.720 In the crock pot, yeah.

01:07:51.960 In your crock pot.

01:07:52.760 You can't leave.

01:07:53.360 It's unattended.

01:07:54.000 Oh, five hours slow cook?

01:07:55.880 You have homework.

01:07:56.780 You got to watch it.

01:07:57.400 Yeah, not if you have flies.

01:07:58.340 And then these flies are dropping maggots on fried chicken.

01:08:01.600 Not pretty either.

01:08:03.860 Ugh.

01:08:04.800 Disgusting.

01:08:06.360 All right.

01:08:06.980 Good awareness, though.

01:08:08.020 And then our last clip of our final page of housekeeping is Greg Abbott, apparently, allegedly, his legs work.

01:08:17.800 So this is like a news B-roll background.

01:08:20.080 That's him in the helicopter.

01:08:21.620 Look at his legs.

01:08:24.760 Oh.

01:08:28.340 I'm going to keep going.

01:08:32.140 Looks like at least his hip flexors were active, right?

01:08:36.020 Yeah.

01:08:36.600 And then I think he goes one more.

01:08:38.780 We can fast forward to it.

01:08:41.980 Oh.

01:08:42.880 He's moving that leg around.

01:08:44.260 And it could be a marionette situation.

01:08:46.360 If he's pulling his pants or something.

01:08:48.460 And I'm not making fun of his disability.

01:08:50.020 I hope his legs work.

01:08:51.320 Yeah.

01:08:51.700 Me too.

01:08:52.180 That would be nice.

01:08:52.840 But what was that?

01:08:53.680 I don't know.

01:08:54.500 That was weird.

01:08:55.400 Okay.

01:08:55.960 Weird to say the least.

01:08:56.840 All right.

01:08:57.200 That's the end of housekeeping.

01:08:58.620 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

01:09:02.700 All right.

01:09:03.700 Our first story from Cringe.

01:09:05.180 Sidney Sweeney has a new American Eagle ad and the ugly and trans people are very upset about it.

01:09:11.280 The same people who are always upset about everything are upset about this.

01:09:14.200 Yep.

01:09:14.540 Is the way I would put it.

01:09:15.340 They're calling it Nazi propaganda, white supremacists.

01:09:17.900 And let's listen to this trans person complain.

01:09:19.740 I will be the friend that's too woke because those Sidney Sweeney American Eagle ads are weird.

01:09:25.540 Like fascist weird.

01:09:27.560 Like Nazi propaganda weird.

01:09:30.300 My body's composition is determined by my genes.

01:09:33.320 Hey.

01:09:35.540 Why's up here?

01:09:39.320 Sidney Sweeney has very genes.

01:09:43.640 Genes are passed down from parents to offspring.

01:09:46.960 Often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color.

01:09:54.100 My genes are blue.

01:09:55.860 Sidney Sweeney has very genes.

01:09:57.960 Should we be surprised that a company whose name is literally American Eagle is making fascist propaganda like this?

01:10:05.260 Probably not.

01:10:06.420 But it's still really shocking.

01:10:08.480 Like a blonde haired, blue eyed, white woman is talking about her good genes.

01:10:16.300 Like that is Nazi propaganda.

01:10:20.280 Yeah, it's Nazi propaganda.

01:10:22.220 You can't be proud of being hot.

01:10:23.920 You need to be proud of being ugly and not needing to change or work out.

01:10:28.100 You're good like you are.

01:10:29.200 Yeah.

01:10:29.720 The rare hair and the rare eye color combos, those are horrible actually.

01:10:34.840 And she's not super hot, the internet it girl, who's getting millions of dollars to do this.

01:10:39.960 She's a Nazi.

01:10:40.900 She's a Nazi.

01:10:41.840 And keep in mind, this is also what Nazi propaganda looks like.

01:10:44.660 Yeah.

01:10:45.060 It's just this nice family.

01:10:47.240 Yeah.

01:10:47.620 There's this thing where the left really needs to tie.

01:10:50.540 It's like a family of five, all they look alike, beautiful in a farm, breastfeeding.

01:10:55.820 The mom's feeding the baby.

01:10:57.120 The dad's protecting everyone.

01:10:58.460 They're playing in the flowers.

01:11:00.020 There's this weird rule for leftists where if the Nazis like something, you can't promote that thing even with nothing tied to it.

01:11:09.240 Right?

01:11:09.380 Yeah.

01:11:10.000 So, which is interesting because socialism and stuff like that, wasn't that part of it a little bit?

01:11:15.400 Um, but there's this really weird thing too with leftists and there's hundreds of videos like that of people, ugly freaks who are really taking offense to this.

01:11:27.220 Um, but there's this thing with leftists where they can't, you can't mention genetics in like a positive way.

01:11:33.040 It only has to be like, well, do you know that black people actually get sickle cell anemia at a higher rate?

01:11:38.780 Like it's only for negative.

01:11:40.660 Disabled and like bad stuff.

01:11:43.100 Yeah.

01:11:43.680 Uh, breast cancer actually runs in my family.

01:11:45.660 So I have to get checked pretty regularly.

01:11:47.460 Like, but.

01:11:49.120 But Sydney Sweeney's mom's got huge cans.

01:11:51.320 Yeah.

01:11:51.820 And they're both blonde and the parents are blonde and the dad's a dirty blonde.

01:11:55.740 I can't, you can't talk about that or something.

01:11:58.260 I don't, I don't get it.

01:11:59.140 It's very weird.

01:11:59.760 And then, like you said, Nazi propaganda, when they're promoting like family, maybe you shouldn't lean into that one because you don't want to be on the side that's dis-promoting family.

01:12:10.300 Yeah.

01:12:10.560 Who's an ugly freak.

01:12:11.680 And then you're, you hate families.

01:12:13.840 It's like, you want to do abortion instead.

01:12:15.640 Yeah.

01:12:16.040 Honestly, families, even communist people probably have families, right?

01:12:19.820 To a certain extent.

01:12:20.820 Yeah.

01:12:21.200 So you can't really take away that one or attribute that to Nazis, right?

01:12:24.700 That's a good point.

01:12:25.380 Um, and then she says, uh, the, the name American Eagle and it's like, yeah, you're not going to believe this old Navy.

01:12:32.880 They're fucking, they're on ships.

01:12:34.820 They're fighting.

01:12:36.000 It's unbelievable.

01:12:37.080 American Eagle.

01:12:38.020 The, the bird of our whole country is the bald Eagle.

01:12:41.340 Yeah.

01:12:42.160 Um, and then we actually have a before and after for some of these ads and it's kind of like a nature is healing type thing.

01:12:47.580 Maybe I just think, I just think some people are doing it right and kind of going away from the 2020 hysteria and mania.

01:12:55.280 I don't think this is a total cultural victory that someone's like, Hey, look at Cindy Sweetie's tits.

01:13:00.240 We're trying to sell jeans, but it's like, Hey, let's have a real board meeting where we really try to make money for the company instead of just giving it to fat black people.

01:13:08.860 Pretty much.

01:13:09.460 So here we have Nike 2020 fat black woman moving around with fat everywhere.

01:13:14.660 Disgusting.

01:13:15.340 And then 2025 it's a Scotty Scheffler, I believe with his baby.

01:13:19.880 And it says, you've already won.

01:13:21.320 Same thing.

01:13:21.980 American Eagle 2020.

01:13:23.280 Now it's Cindy Sweeney hot tits out.

01:13:25.880 Yeah.

01:13:26.640 Way better.

01:13:27.420 Yeah.

01:13:27.760 It's great.

01:13:29.200 It's great.

01:13:29.900 It is.

01:13:30.400 And of course the ugly freaks get mad at this.

01:13:32.560 They're returning to not just disabled, ugly people, right?

01:13:38.520 You know who they like?

01:13:39.900 They really like the black woman with like the half white skin.

01:13:43.500 Yeah.

01:13:43.920 What do they call that?

01:13:44.980 The vitilagio.

01:13:46.240 The vitilagio.

01:13:47.460 They love that one.

01:13:49.480 Sidney Sweeney, too perfect.

01:13:51.020 We have a hard time pronouncing that disability.

01:13:53.800 I know.

01:13:54.600 Vitaglio, you say, and I say vitilagio.

01:13:56.860 Vitaglio like he's a pizza place.

01:13:58.440 Bobby Vitaglio.

01:13:59.480 Hey, Vitaglio.

01:14:00.280 I'm calling Vitaglio's.

01:14:01.260 You want a large cheese?

01:14:02.720 It's pretty good.

01:14:03.980 All right.

01:14:04.300 Let's get to our next piece of cringe.

01:14:07.200 We have a guy with a hair issue, and it's a video of him installing his hair piece.

01:14:14.940 It says, reinstalling my hair.

01:14:17.520 Takes it off.

01:14:18.260 He's got a male pattern baldness.

01:14:20.500 You know, George Costanza cut.

01:14:23.300 Dawn.

01:14:24.340 Yeah.

01:14:25.020 Uses Dawn to soap up the piece.

01:14:27.040 Cuts the grease.

01:14:27.800 You know, isn't the point of a toupee to not tell people you have a toupee?

01:14:34.360 Kind of.

01:14:35.180 That's what I'm confused about, but then you do the social media for it anyway.

01:14:38.140 I think this might be a toupee advertisement hidden because it looks pretty good at the end, right?

01:14:42.740 It does look pretty good.

01:14:44.400 But I love the whole point was no one knows.

01:14:46.320 You put it on social media going viral.

01:14:47.840 You're on the Fat Racist podcast now.

01:14:49.540 Yeah.

01:14:50.160 And then I'm not just saying this.

01:14:51.820 Look at that head.

01:14:52.240 I think that haircut without the toupee could be kind of funny.

01:14:56.900 Yeah.

01:14:57.120 It's like a bit haircut.

01:14:58.440 Old school bald.

01:14:59.800 U-shaped male pattern baldness.

01:15:01.980 Yeah.

01:15:02.400 Yeah.

01:15:02.860 You wear a Hawaiian shirt, and you have the bald head, and then you drink at 4 o'clock in the afternoon after you cut out of work early.

01:15:10.200 Yeah.

01:15:10.380 It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

01:15:11.880 It's kind of cool.

01:15:12.800 Yeah.

01:15:13.180 I agree.

01:15:14.100 And this guy, I will say, I know the point that you're going to be generally making.

01:15:18.500 We've lost bald men.

01:15:19.760 We've lost male pattern baldness men.

01:15:21.340 But this guy also has like a boyish face.

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01:16:56.340 Like, he looks like he should have a zoomer haircut.

01:16:58.760 I don't think he's ready for how bald he is.

01:17:01.340 You know what I mean by that?

01:17:02.340 It could be a bit if he was in a frat, but he's probably out of college.

01:17:05.520 I'm going to let you cook, though.

01:17:06.560 Continue.

01:17:07.340 All right.

01:17:07.640 I have a tip.

01:17:08.700 If you have hair like that and you're insecure about it, here's what you do.

01:17:13.140 Okay.

01:17:13.680 Invent Blackberry.

01:17:15.180 Ooh.

01:17:15.940 Remember that movie, Blackberry?

01:17:17.620 Yeah.

01:17:18.180 There's no time to care about your hair when you're inventing Blackberry.

01:17:21.700 Yeah.

01:17:22.160 This was Jim Balsillie, the CEO of Blackberry.

01:17:24.880 He didn't invent it.

01:17:25.800 You know what I'm saying.

01:17:26.680 Yeah, he ran it.

01:17:27.120 You think he had time to make a selfie video about his cosmetic routine?

01:17:30.540 He was inventing Blackberry.

01:17:31.700 He made like a billion dollars.

01:17:33.080 No, he was bald.

01:17:33.960 Yeah.

01:17:34.200 He was pure bald, right?

01:17:35.500 Yeah.

01:17:35.700 You invented Blackberry.

01:17:37.420 Do that.

01:17:37.860 Oh, you made my hair.

01:17:38.980 Oh, it looks kind of bad.

01:17:40.420 What should I do?

01:17:41.240 Go become a fucking billionaire.

01:17:42.640 You'll eventually get smoked by Apple.

01:17:44.580 But so what?

01:17:45.340 You had a good run.

01:17:46.420 Yeah.

01:17:46.940 You made money.

01:17:47.600 And then Tim Pool over the weekend exposed his bald head on a podcast.

01:17:52.420 He popped the beanie off for some money.

01:17:54.880 And here's the thing.

01:17:55.740 He needs the beanie.

01:17:56.940 He looks too different.

01:17:58.620 Yeah.

01:17:59.240 He does look crazy different.

01:18:00.460 But also, he was looking for an excuse to just show his head and pretend he doesn't care.

01:18:05.880 Because for so long, people were like, take off the beanie.

01:18:08.460 I'm going to yank it off if I see you.

01:18:10.000 Take off the beanie.

01:18:10.540 Take off the beanie.

01:18:11.500 So now he's like, oh, the beanie's off.

01:18:12.860 No big deal.

01:18:13.400 Yeah, it looks like this.

01:18:14.240 Who cares?

01:18:15.220 He was, you know, good.

01:18:16.480 He was looking for a reason or an excuse to pretend that it's no big deal.

01:18:20.620 And he got it with the podcast.

01:18:21.660 I think it would have been funnier if he went on this podcast with, like, a well-done wig like that guy has.

01:18:27.740 Long hockey hair.

01:18:29.160 Yeah.

01:18:29.540 And pulled it off and goes, no big deal.

01:18:31.640 This is what it was, guys.

01:18:32.660 That would be a good bit.

01:18:33.580 Who cares?

01:18:34.200 Yeah.

01:18:35.000 But good for him.

01:18:36.100 It was a good offer for him.

01:18:37.640 All right.

01:18:38.440 Here's where we're going to tie it all together.

01:18:39.760 Some girls like guys with bald hair.

01:18:43.480 What I'm about to say is going to be one of the hottest takes you've heard in a while.

01:18:46.760 But I need you to stay with me, okay?

01:18:49.100 I'm ready for this hairstyle to come back.

01:18:52.400 I am.

01:18:53.160 And I know for years that we've been telling men that their only option if they're balding is to just shave their head.

01:18:58.180 And granted, some men look better with a shaved head.

01:19:00.940 But this is terrifying.

01:19:03.960 And maybe it's just, like, the Walton Gogginification that's happening right now.

01:19:07.720 Because there's no reason that this man should be so attractive with this bonkers of a hairline.

01:19:12.040 But I'm ready for us as a society to explore more options for men's hairline.

01:19:17.820 And I'm not just.

01:19:18.280 There you go.

01:19:19.060 Yeah.

01:19:19.400 Some girls like it.

01:19:20.380 Yeah.

01:19:20.700 She's probably fried from birth control and not like a real normal woman.

01:19:24.280 Yeah.

01:19:24.540 She's got a septum piercing in those circular glasses and camo.

01:19:28.240 So she's trying to be an eclectic type of person.

01:19:30.980 She hates your guts and thinks she's smarter than you because she went to Barnard.

01:19:34.940 That's actually Columbia.

01:19:36.160 It's an Ivy League school, but just, like, a little backdoor way of getting in there.

01:19:39.640 Yep.

01:19:40.280 Or something.

01:19:41.220 Okay.

01:19:41.660 But so, and we've made this point before.

01:19:44.620 Proud, bald people.

01:19:46.400 There's none.

01:19:47.980 Nobody's proud and bald anymore.

01:19:49.620 Yeah.

01:19:50.040 And everyone who is just does the shave.

01:19:53.140 And I do the shave and I have hair.

01:19:54.860 Yeah.

01:19:56.020 So maybe I'm wasting it.

01:19:58.160 For now.

01:19:58.340 Maybe I'm wasting it.

01:19:59.360 Yeah.

01:19:59.940 All right, next.

01:20:00.760 This next clip is just a clip to show.

01:20:02.460 I don't have much to say about it, but it's this couple doing a romantic moment that they're

01:20:07.540 catching on social media.

01:20:09.420 Just look how gay it is.

01:20:10.900 Oh, this is nice.

01:20:12.520 You're at the beach.

01:20:13.420 You're at the water.

01:20:14.280 Or something.

01:20:15.000 You're in some sort of villa.

01:20:17.980 Portofino.

01:20:19.100 And then you run back and check the content.

01:20:22.000 What did we get?

01:20:24.160 You're doing choreography.

01:20:25.360 On the tripod, dude.

01:20:27.260 You're filming it.

01:20:28.140 It's all fake for choreography.

01:20:29.840 Okay.

01:20:30.420 Crazy.

01:20:31.380 All right.

01:20:32.040 Next, there's an Ulta gay F slur who got a new brand deal.

01:20:37.460 Jamie and Hair is now Ulta and I'm here to see the display for the first time, you guys.

01:20:41.600 Uh-oh.

01:20:42.420 Hi, honey.

01:20:43.240 What's your name?

01:20:44.080 Paulina.

01:20:44.460 Nice to meet you, Paulina.

01:20:45.780 Hi.

01:20:46.060 Nice to meet you.

01:20:46.880 What's your name, honey?

01:20:47.600 Boom.

01:20:48.020 Nice to meet you.

01:20:48.600 We're going to see what Jamie and Hair looks like at Ulta for the first time.

01:20:52.060 It's going to be Ulta fun.

01:20:53.580 Okay, let's see it.

01:20:58.360 Who's that?

01:20:59.180 She's so pretty.

01:21:00.200 I got highlights since then.

01:21:01.600 You guys, do you think it's pretty?

01:21:02.540 It's gorgeous.

01:21:03.320 Do you think she's going to get along with all of her other new Ulta friends?

01:21:05.960 It's gorgeous.

01:21:06.580 She fits right in.

01:21:07.580 She does, right?

01:21:08.640 Jamie and Hair is now-

01:21:09.920 No ass on this guy, first of all.

01:21:11.640 We love the hair you have.

01:21:12.980 No ass, horrible hips.

01:21:14.720 Couldn't you just not do this?

01:21:16.020 Couldn't you get the skin blotch person with the vitilagio?

01:21:19.220 Yeah.

01:21:19.580 And go, oh, and we'll say, okay, I get it.

01:21:23.040 But you do this-

01:21:24.220 Giant fat woman with one arm?

01:21:26.000 You couldn't find one?

01:21:26.980 And everyone sees it in CVS and they go, oh, okay, whatever.

01:21:30.740 Look at the energy difference between him and the employees, too.

01:21:33.720 It's so strange.

01:21:35.500 You come in and you force it.

01:21:36.980 You're doing the fake voice.

01:21:38.420 You have fake hair.

01:21:39.520 It's so disrespectful.

01:21:41.160 And it's making him bricked, which is why he's wearing the pattern dress to hide out bricked he is.

01:21:45.880 And he goes, oh, no, I'm bricked because I'm excited from the promotion.

01:21:49.540 Yeah.

01:21:49.760 You're a brick because you're pretending to be a lady.

01:21:51.800 For sure.

01:21:52.300 That's why, buddy.

01:21:53.380 For sure.

01:21:54.280 All right.

01:21:54.820 Anything else?

01:21:55.840 Well, I was going to say I never blame Ulta or any of these makeup companies.

01:22:00.440 It's like women have to defend this and then they don't because they all have a gay best friend

01:22:05.040 and they gossip and watch Love Island with him.

01:22:07.900 But I don't blame Ulta for trying to get fucking another half of the population to buy their shit.

01:22:12.900 That's true.

01:22:13.680 So let's move on.

01:22:15.800 Self-fulfilling prophecy.

01:22:16.800 I believe this is in West Hollywood, California.

01:22:19.340 There is a gay robot.

01:22:21.700 Not real.

01:22:23.380 Hi, Gorge.

01:22:29.220 That is a robot.

01:22:34.780 Oh, my God.

01:22:36.100 What the fuck?

01:22:39.580 What the fuck?

01:22:43.100 You get it.

01:22:43.980 And it's in.

01:22:44.520 Yeah, it's a gay robot.

01:22:45.420 I don't want to get into the details.

01:22:47.780 They go crazy on this thing.

01:22:49.840 Yeah.

01:22:50.720 Yeah, they do.

01:22:51.660 It's not just for show.

01:22:53.580 And he's got pride flags all over a sticker that says not Elon's bitch.

01:22:59.440 So his entire existence is political.

01:23:02.300 This humanoid robot that they're walking around L.A.

01:23:05.620 Well, where's his holes?

01:23:07.000 Where's the shit come out?

01:23:08.300 I'm just wondering.

01:23:09.260 Take it back to my duplex.

01:23:11.060 Where's the holes in this thing?

01:23:12.740 Can I cover the camera?

01:23:14.060 Do what I want?

01:23:15.000 It's disgusting.

01:23:16.040 So, I don't know.

01:23:17.860 This just represents something that the gay community kind of does that I see all the time,

01:23:22.080 which is take an existing thing that someone worked really hard for and engineered and made work

01:23:29.680 and then slap gay decals and stickers all over it and then all of a sudden make him gay.

01:23:34.580 So true.

01:23:35.580 And then also robots and gay people, what else do they have in common?

01:23:41.820 I don't know.

01:23:42.780 Fake voice.

01:23:43.780 Fake voice.

01:23:44.260 They're both using a fake voice.

01:23:46.060 Gays do a loud inflection.

01:23:47.920 Robots is robotic.

01:23:50.420 But fake voice nonetheless.

01:23:51.720 So, yeah.

01:23:52.100 I don't know what they're doing with this robot, but I wouldn't stay out too late.

01:23:55.580 Yeah.

01:23:56.440 I wouldn't let that thing go into your apartment with the gay guys and break it from all the gay stuff.

01:24:02.680 Yeah.

01:24:03.520 We need some more grease on this thing.

01:24:05.640 All right.

01:24:06.200 Our last clip.

01:24:07.060 We're letting it play in the background.

01:24:08.260 Former NBA player caught digging in his butt and smelling it,

01:24:11.860 and then he wipes the butt finger on the wall.

01:24:14.720 Pretty self-explanatory.

01:24:16.480 Yeah.

01:24:17.140 Disgusting.

01:24:17.800 I don't know what the purpose of this is other than don't be just touching stuff.

01:24:22.200 Don't be touching the walls because there's people digging around in their asses out there.

01:24:26.320 And migrants.

01:24:26.960 That's, I mean.

01:24:28.140 That's third world shit.

01:24:29.280 This is an NBA player.

01:24:30.540 He probably made a lot of money.

01:24:32.180 And he's digging around, wiping it out on the elevator door.

01:24:34.640 And I was going to make a joke like, we've all been there.

01:24:37.700 Yeah.

01:24:38.080 But that's bad.

01:24:38.920 I know.

01:24:39.140 No, we haven't.

01:24:39.900 Yeah.

01:24:40.160 You have, maybe.

01:24:41.020 Maybe in the hotel room, different, but not on the wall of the elevator.

01:24:45.980 Okay.

01:24:46.680 Okay.

01:24:47.120 You said too much already.

01:24:48.180 All right.

01:24:48.520 Let's move on to Urban Decay.

01:24:50.740 All right.

01:24:52.120 Our first piece of Urban Decay is actually some breaking news, at least for me.

01:24:56.360 Yeah.

01:24:57.000 This was new to me as well.

01:24:58.440 And I thought we had to share it.

01:25:00.060 It's regarding BBLs.

01:25:01.780 It turns out BBLs smell bad.

01:25:03.920 Can you give that a read?

01:25:04.740 Yeah.

01:25:05.040 Brazilian butt lifts when black women mostly have gigantic asses and it's filled with fat,

01:25:10.900 for those of you who don't know or aren't paying attention.

01:25:13.140 Fat from other parts of their body.

01:25:15.040 So this guy tweeted and he sparked this conversation.

01:25:17.840 He said, the BBL smell thing is so horrendous, it's unreal.

01:25:22.240 It's bordering on a public health emergency in Miami.

01:25:25.020 Miami, world capital of booty fat necrosis.

01:25:29.100 Fat necrosis is what's going on.

01:25:31.160 And basically when you inject fat from other parts of your body into your butt, there's

01:25:35.020 too much fat for your blood vessels to support.

01:25:39.120 And then it starts to rot and decay inside of you.

01:25:41.780 And I don't know anyone with the BBL.

01:25:43.720 Yeah.

01:25:43.920 I'm not exactly a BBL kind of guy.

01:25:45.900 I don't have many BBL American friends.

01:25:47.780 I have no BBL American friends, but here's some context as to what happens.

01:25:52.420 During a BBL, fat is liposuctioned from one area of the body and injected into the butt.

01:25:59.120 If too much fat is packed into a single spot, more than blood vessels can support, it can

01:26:03.820 die.

01:26:04.580 That's called fat necrosis.

01:26:06.500 And it smells about as good as it sounds.

01:26:09.080 When there is more fat in an area than the blood supply allows, the fat will die through

01:26:13.960 a smelly process, Dr. Anderson told the Daily Mail.

01:26:17.680 It's a complication that can lead to infections, hospital stays, and in rare cases, sepsis.

01:26:24.400 Disgusting.

01:26:25.000 And there's something called sit down wind where BBL Americans sit down and then there's

01:26:30.240 like a odor that gets waft onto everybody.

01:26:33.720 It comes out like it's a whoopee cushion, but it's your fucking disgusting fat ass.

01:26:38.560 And if you think about it, it's not that different from the rotten front holes, the

01:26:43.840 trans people get after their trans surgery.

01:26:45.960 Yeah, this is a different version of the same thing.

01:26:49.000 Rotting, stinky, disgusting.

01:26:51.660 And I don't want to get too vulgar, but when do you discover this?

01:26:58.740 This young man who tweeted about it originally, during sex.

01:27:02.600 Yeah, during nighttime activities.

01:27:04.260 So during sex, he just goes stinky.

01:27:07.180 And you like the big giant butt because you're a simple animal guy, not me, the BBL type likers.

01:27:16.780 Not me.

01:27:17.200 And then it gets all stinky.

01:27:18.580 And then what did you call it when they sit down?

01:27:20.700 Sit down wind is what they call it.

01:27:22.740 Sit down wind.

01:27:23.380 So I don't know.

01:27:24.700 We just had to share.

01:27:25.480 It doesn't really fit in cringe.

01:27:26.620 It doesn't really fit in urban, but it kind of does fit in both.

01:27:29.300 But it's breaking news nonetheless.

01:27:30.660 I almost started the whole show with that.

01:27:32.160 Yeah.

01:27:32.480 But I had the shark pics from all the sharks I caught on occasion.

01:27:34.680 Yeah, so obviously some things got railroaded.

01:27:37.040 And then he couldn't put it in final page of housekeeping because of all the stupid shit that was in there.

01:27:41.660 So true.

01:27:42.180 So we'll tell you about the BBLs now.

01:27:43.720 But yeah, disgusting.

01:27:44.740 And I didn't even know about this.

01:27:45.960 Very disgusting.

01:27:47.040 And then next we have some super repeat offenders.

01:27:50.520 Remember this guy, this like freak ghost man?

01:27:54.100 Yeah, I never figured out what was on his face.

01:27:56.320 Was it just ash?

01:27:57.700 Was he just an ashy boy?

01:27:59.280 Yeah.

01:27:59.600 But the headline here says, WTF, Colorado's district attorney's office will drop charges against Solomon Galligan.

01:28:07.960 Galligan.

01:28:08.660 He's an Irishman.

01:28:09.560 Yeah.

01:28:10.000 Irishman, lad.

01:28:11.320 The registered sex offender arrested for attempting to kidnap an 11-year-old boy during recess from an elementary school.

01:28:17.600 Following the arrest, Galligan was found to be incompetent after he underwent a competency evaluation resulting in the district attorney's plan to drop charges.

01:28:26.660 I bet it was easy for him to fail the competency exam.

01:28:29.860 Yeah.

01:28:30.500 He's aced that competency exam in the wrong way a couple times.

01:28:35.260 And so this isn't the first time charges against Galligan could be dismissed.

01:28:39.060 If this case is dropped, it would be the fourth time since 2018 that a Colorado court has dismissed charges against him due to a finding of incompetence to stand trial.

01:28:48.420 According to the DA's office, Galligan will be civilly committed to a mental health facility after this case is dismissed.

01:28:56.200 But state officials say they have limited control over how long someone can remain committed.

01:29:02.480 So he's incompetent, but he's going to go somewhere for a little bit.

01:29:07.120 But this has happened four times since 2018.

01:29:10.480 So you don't go for that long.

01:29:11.660 So let's call it two and a half years per time, and then he'll be out again to kidnap one of your childs at an elementary school.

01:29:18.880 And the way they let you out is they have to decide that you're no longer a threat to yourself or others.

01:29:24.000 Yeah.

01:29:24.420 So you can fail the competency exam by being a crazy retard and then act normal for a week, and they let you go back, and then you do it again.

01:29:32.080 Yeah.

01:29:32.480 And it's a vicious cycle, and that's why, I don't know, we're not a serious country if these people are incompetent, but then you can let them go.

01:29:39.460 So they can never be held accountable, and as long as they're pretty good for a week or two, the cycle will repeat.

01:29:46.280 The cycle will repeat, and then that's the same with our next guy, who is a beer-loving New York City shoplifter.

01:29:53.060 Beer-loving NYC shoplifter with over 200 bus at it again, but quickly set free.

01:29:58.980 Yeah, and this is just a serial shoplifter.

01:30:01.740 He's kicking the camera in the picture.

01:30:03.520 Yeah, he's got his flip-flops on.

01:30:05.240 He's dirty.

01:30:07.200 He's not a model citizen.

01:30:08.720 More than 200 bus.

01:30:10.540 He likes stealing from Dwayne Reed.

01:30:12.420 He likes Dwayne Reed.

01:30:15.280 He's a 53-year-old man.

01:30:17.660 He likes Modelo.

01:30:20.320 They said in that thing, he haunts a Dwayne Reed.

01:30:22.800 Yeah.

01:30:23.360 He's like a ghost.

01:30:24.620 He haunts the Dwayne Reed.

01:30:26.460 Petty larceny and possession of stolen property charges.

01:30:30.480 Trying to steal an 18-pack of Modelo.

01:30:32.580 And of course, he was released without bail, as he always has been, because the charges don't qualify for bail under the state's controversial 2019 criminal justice reform.

01:30:41.480 We need this guy back out there.

01:30:42.880 Yeah, so this is kind of the same thing, whether it's incompetence or weird bail laws that have automatic, like your kids are in danger on the park.

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01:32:26.880 It's just a constant cycle.

01:32:28.760 But maybe when they are not stealing, they're building houses for orphans or something.

01:32:33.940 Yeah.

01:32:34.500 And they're like, oh, we got to let this guy back out.

01:32:36.620 The good he does for the community outweighs the 18-pack of stolen Modelo.

01:32:40.460 That's kind of like what it is for certain blackout alcoholic types.

01:32:43.940 Like, yeah, he gets blacked out, but then he works hard.

01:32:45.900 He lays the pavement.

01:32:47.160 He's a judge.

01:32:47.940 Yeah.

01:32:49.340 And so here's why we're bringing this up because this is typical urban decay where the cycle keeps happening and then nobody steps in and makes a common sense thing.

01:32:59.400 And we just wanted to read this headline.

01:33:01.100 It says a third of all shoplifting arrests in New York City in 2022 were due just to 327 people.

01:33:10.060 That's 0.00385% of the population doing 33% of the crime.

01:33:15.360 This guy is one of them, this 200-arrest guy who we just mentioned.

01:33:20.420 You could overnight get a third of the crime gone by just arresting people who are committing crimes over and over.

01:33:26.160 And that's what I'm saying, and we need to understand that this is not, like, compassion or whatever.

01:33:32.000 It's just, like, a choice to let some of your city streets and criminals terrorize your cities.

01:33:37.560 It's just a choice.

01:33:38.880 Yep.

01:33:39.220 And it's ugly, and we need to get serious.

01:33:42.720 It's deliberate.

01:33:43.640 Yeah.

01:33:44.040 All right, our next story, this guy was caught stealing lawn equipment, which is something that happens a lot and is happening even around here.

01:33:50.500 The cops told me the other day that they're stealing lawn equipment if it's not locked up.

01:33:55.620 Tools.

01:33:56.520 Tools.

01:33:57.240 Tool theft is a huge thing.

01:33:58.280 Work vans.

01:33:59.160 Everybody, because you can flip those quick to an unscrupulous pawn dealer.

01:34:03.320 It's basically a commodity.

01:34:05.980 This man steals a pole saw used for trimming tree branches right out of this truck.

01:34:11.340 Security footage then shows him getting out of the passenger side door of a car and grabbing two leaf blowers before leaving the area.

01:34:18.520 Those items belonging to Timothy Gilbert, president and owner of treesandstumps.com.

01:34:23.980 We were there for about 15, 20 minutes, and the chainsaws were going.

01:34:27.660 The chipper was running, so it was loud.

01:34:30.700 Next thing we knew is there was a lady yelling and screaming that somebody had taken your stuff.

01:34:35.940 Well, how else is he supposed to start his lawn care business?

01:34:39.040 I got a feeling there's no business at the end of this.

01:34:41.980 There's just 200 bucks cash.

01:34:43.740 Yeah, and if someone had stopped him or physically stopped him or got aggressive, they would have portrayed him as a jogger in the neighborhood.

01:34:52.360 Yeah, but this is something that blue-collar workers – and, you know, it's so disgusting to me because you're working hard.

01:34:58.560 You're literally on a job, and then you're victimized by some street rat.

01:35:03.280 You're a landscaper.

01:35:04.240 It's not like you're robbing the fat cats at the bank or something.

01:35:07.820 Yeah, I'm stealing from Wells Fargo.

01:35:09.800 They committed fraud over 80,000 customers over the last decade.

01:35:13.720 It's literally like a semi-independent stump grinding company.

01:35:18.180 And what they have to do now is they have to get these cages to go around their trailers, and you said it before the show.

01:35:26.160 It's the South Africanization of our country.

01:35:28.620 Yeah, I mean, you've seen the houses and stuff in South Africa.

01:35:31.960 They have barbed wire everywhere, and it's turning America – America is turning into this opportunistic criminal zone because of the repeat offenders that we just showed before.

01:35:43.940 And, yeah, we're trending towards South Africa instead of like a first world nation, right?

01:35:49.440 And obviously not every business can afford probably that upgrade for the trailer.

01:35:53.360 Yeah, it's more expensive, of course.

01:35:54.300 And then if your business gets stolen from, I'm sure a lot of these businesses don't have a ton of profit, so that could actually ruin your life.

01:36:01.560 Yeah, and then it's the difference between, oh, hiring an employee or something.

01:36:05.740 Like, oh, if I have to spend $1,300 – because not only are they stealing – it's like that economic zone thing where they steal something, the criminal will sell it for less than it's worth, right?

01:36:19.740 So say he stole $800 worth of equipment.

01:36:21.940 He'll sell it for $200 because it's hot, and he just hit a lick.

01:36:25.880 And then you have to buy it for $1,600 because you have to buy it new or you have to go, you know, to a pawn shop and buy your own shit back.

01:36:36.480 But, yeah, it's just a total scam, and it's sad to see, right?

01:36:40.000 Very sad to see.

01:36:41.300 Our next story is sad to see as well.

01:36:43.460 There was a beatdown of a white couple at the Cincinnati Jazz Fest.

01:36:49.740 You guys probably saw this.

01:36:54.700 The pack of hyenas.

01:36:57.620 They all get in on it.

01:36:59.340 They all try to stomp them on the ground.

01:37:01.140 That's their right.

01:37:08.700 Head stomps.

01:37:09.940 Attempted murder.

01:37:13.060 Then we'll fast forward to the woman who's also attacked.

01:37:16.900 So they keep, well, play this fast, but they keep attacking this guy on the ground.

01:37:21.340 This woman tries to get involved and help.

01:37:24.140 And then she gets knocked out.

01:37:40.460 Knocked out by a man.

01:37:41.880 Knocked out by a man, eyes open, dress rolled up on the street, and everyone who's watching is laughing and filming it.

01:37:53.200 Yeah.

01:37:53.900 Got no news coverage.

01:37:55.980 And this was also a Cincinnati Jazz Fest, an event meant to highlight black culture, which I guess it did.

01:38:02.620 Yeah, it showed a lot of people online what exactly black culture in Cincinnati is all about.

01:38:08.320 And this got zero news coverage.

01:38:10.120 It was passed off like it was just some local incident.

01:38:12.920 Zero AP, zero Fox News, zero PBS, New York Times, goes on and on.

01:38:17.560 And I saw someone quote, this was a fight between adults, as if it wasn't like a rabid mob of like black people with some weird racial anger looking to stomp someone's head on the ground who's already helpless.

01:38:29.220 Yeah.

01:38:30.380 Punch a white woman.

01:38:31.560 That feels good for someone who has some weird beliefs, right?

01:38:35.640 Yeah, exactly.

01:38:37.200 And, you know, the fatigue.

01:38:39.060 This kind of makes me want to get a plot of land with my buddies in Arkansas.

01:38:42.140 And have strict rules about who's allowed to be there based on some things that you can't control.

01:38:46.600 No jazz enthusiasts.

01:38:48.860 That's for sure.

01:38:49.940 No Cincinnati anything.

01:38:51.460 Yeah.

01:38:51.840 No aspiring lawn care workers.

01:38:55.220 Amateurs.

01:38:56.460 Yeah.

01:38:57.200 Long care peace acquirers.

01:39:00.220 Next, we have a fight at Popeye's.

01:39:02.940 It's kind of just a chaotic scene.

01:39:04.360 This is the Popeye's in Detroit.

01:39:06.300 We can kind of go through it fast.

01:39:07.960 But you have a pregnant woman yelling.

01:39:10.340 You have people fighting.

01:39:11.560 And there's a guy smoking crack in the back.

01:39:14.240 All while the glass cage is doing its job.

01:39:16.860 He didn't get no fucking order.

01:39:19.380 So, they're arguing over the order.

01:39:22.620 You're okay.

01:39:23.420 You're okay.

01:39:24.200 You're okay.

01:39:25.380 Say something else by the time I come out of here.

01:39:27.520 I'm not about to play with you.

01:39:28.820 I'm not about to play with you.

01:39:31.900 Oh, my God.

01:39:33.060 There's a guy over there smoking crack.

01:39:35.380 Smoking crack in the store.

01:39:37.160 Hey, no.

01:39:37.400 There's a guy smoking crack in here.

01:39:41.380 Hey.

01:39:42.220 There's a pregnant.

01:39:43.020 He in here smoking crack.

01:39:45.100 He's blowing it everywhere.

01:39:46.640 He's pregnant.

01:39:46.900 What the fuck?

01:39:47.520 Get the fuck out of here.

01:39:48.540 Something.

01:39:50.400 Something.

01:39:51.640 Something.

01:39:52.480 And this woman's pregnant.

01:39:54.440 And starts a fight.

01:39:55.680 And starts a fight.

01:39:56.620 She's pregnant.

01:39:57.280 Hits the crackhead.

01:39:58.200 And also inhales the secondhand crack smoke.

01:40:00.860 At Popeyes.

01:40:02.560 Crazy.

01:40:03.360 And we have a meme that kind of sums up what's going on here.

01:40:06.520 Popeyes drive-thru line is very crowded.

01:40:08.700 Parent-teacher conference.

01:40:10.280 No one shows up.

01:40:11.420 It's kind of a boomer meme.

01:40:13.100 I like a boomer meme.

01:40:14.240 But it's funny.

01:40:16.020 Next, we have some sad news.

01:40:17.660 Especially if you grew up in the 90s and early 2000s.

01:40:21.460 Charles Entertainment Cheese, Chuck E. Cheese, was arrested for credit card fraud.

01:40:25.580 Here's the picture of him.

01:40:26.900 And then here's his head being removed.

01:40:28.920 Yeah.

01:40:29.240 In a Scooby-Doo ass style.

01:40:32.560 Yeah.

01:40:32.800 This is some Scooby-Doo ass shit.

01:40:35.760 Let's see who could be kiting checks and committing fraud.

01:40:40.540 And then there were some funny memes that went along with this.

01:40:43.780 First, there was like an album cover meme, which is kind of sick.

01:40:47.800 Yeah.

01:40:48.220 And then someone made a great point.

01:40:50.180 The craziest thing here is that once you pop the giant rat costume head off him, he just looks like he's wearing an outfit that any regular black male will be wearing day to day.

01:40:58.680 And we have a picture of Chuck E. Cheese on this next slide.

01:41:02.960 Take the hat off.

01:41:04.040 That's like what black people wear.

01:41:05.140 Yeah.

01:41:05.560 Baggy pants even a little bit.

01:41:07.380 Baggy pants, big shoes, a giant jersey oversized.

01:41:10.500 Yeah.

01:41:11.160 Maybe a little 90s.

01:41:12.560 Maybe a little 90s.

01:41:13.400 A little retro.

01:41:14.280 And I saw somebody else talk about this and they said, oh, Chuck E. Cheese got arrested for check fraud.

01:41:21.440 Only in Florida.

01:41:23.200 Yeah.

01:41:24.060 And I was thinking, only a black guy.

01:41:28.160 Yeah.

01:41:28.700 A little different.

01:41:29.760 It doesn't really, people kind of meme the state of Florida.

01:41:32.360 And it's like, you could say only a black guy or only a crackhead or only a drug addict.

01:41:37.540 You know, there's other things.

01:41:39.640 And then I actually found a video of some other potential criminals.

01:41:43.020 Here they are.

01:41:45.060 Let's see the police get involved.

01:41:48.140 Yeah.

01:41:48.680 They're doing the stanky leg, cookie monster, potential criminal underneath there.

01:41:53.400 Yeah.

01:41:53.880 Yeah.

01:41:54.840 Ernie and Elmo and Bert.

01:41:56.980 And this is why we hate Disney adults so much.

01:41:59.800 Because they're crying to an overweight Mexican woman in a costume.

01:42:04.420 You know, I will be fair.

01:42:06.000 There are certain ones.

01:42:06.920 Jasmine, that has to be an attractive girl.

01:42:09.120 Mm-hmm.

01:42:10.000 Right?

01:42:10.380 That's true.

01:42:10.800 Uh, there, there's that guy, that buff guy.

01:42:14.200 He's, he has to be a regular guy.

01:42:15.920 Hercules.

01:42:16.540 But once they cover that, no, it was something else.

01:42:18.680 Whatever.

01:42:19.060 Gaston, right?

01:42:19.980 Gaston, yeah.

01:42:21.460 Yeah.

01:42:22.240 Well.

01:42:23.000 No one fights like Gaston.

01:42:24.280 No one bites like Gaston.

01:42:25.860 All right.

01:42:26.380 Get it out of your system, musical boy.

01:42:28.760 Wrestling match.

01:42:29.560 No one bites like Gaston.

01:42:31.280 And da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

01:42:34.280 All right.

01:42:34.940 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

01:42:35.780 Gaston.

01:42:36.960 You're a Disney adult.

01:42:38.000 You're a plus size park hopper.

01:42:39.780 And you're not a regular size park hopper.

01:42:41.180 I don't fit in the ride.

01:42:42.380 Yeah.

01:42:43.060 Yeah.

01:42:43.400 All right.

01:42:43.700 Let's go to our next story.

01:42:44.400 Didn't you tell me you wouldn't go to an amusement park because you were, you wouldn't fit in

01:42:47.580 the ride?

01:42:48.700 Didn't you tell me that?

01:42:49.140 I just don't trust them to keep me.

01:42:50.180 Bush Gardens, you were afraid you'd fall out or something?

01:42:52.240 I don't trust them to keep me in.

01:42:53.600 Okay.

01:42:54.520 But then what size is this?

01:42:56.200 This is actually an XL.

01:42:58.000 I cut the sleeves off.

01:42:59.100 And you're scared of what?

01:43:00.180 I got this on vacation.

01:43:01.280 My mom bought it for me.

01:43:02.120 And I told her, I'm like, mom, you're buying this for me.

01:43:05.260 That's very nice of you.

01:43:06.340 I'm telling you now, I'm cutting the sleeves off.

01:43:08.720 I have a vision for this.

01:43:10.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:10.580 She's like, oh, okay.

01:43:11.960 Cut the sleeves off.

01:43:13.160 It's an XL.

01:43:14.000 I'm usually a 2XL.

01:43:15.420 Are you sure?

01:43:15.920 You shouldn't do that.

01:43:16.740 I don't think you're going to fit.

01:43:17.980 Fits perfectly.

01:43:18.840 Caught the shark.

01:43:19.560 Vision.

01:43:20.120 Full circle.

01:43:20.820 Yeah.

01:43:21.360 You're picking up where a Bill Belichick left off.

01:43:23.660 Yeah.

01:43:23.980 I do great things with cut off sweatshirts.

01:43:26.620 Let's go to our next story, which is, we're going to skip the Wingstop fight.

01:43:31.680 Yeah, there was no, there was a, imagine a fight at Wingstop.

01:43:34.680 Believe it or not, there was a brawl at Wingstop.

01:43:37.760 You know, we don't have to even show it.

01:43:39.460 Show it a little.

01:43:40.220 We'll show it a little.

01:43:41.060 No comment.

01:43:41.660 No comment.

01:43:42.500 They brawled at Wingstop, believe it or not.

01:43:44.620 No tips.

01:43:45.400 Lots of brawls.

01:43:46.160 Okay.

01:43:46.780 We have here some.

01:43:48.780 You know, I don't tip.

01:43:49.360 I get Wingstop every once in a while and I don't tip at Wingstop.

01:43:52.040 They're probably used to it.

01:43:53.200 And they give such shitty service that I just like, I'm like, okay, never again.

01:43:57.460 And I don't tip.

01:43:58.340 It's pickup.

01:43:59.120 It's pickup and on the way out.

01:44:00.360 So whatever.

01:44:01.560 Am I bad?

01:44:02.760 There's shitty employees there.

01:44:04.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:04.860 So I don't do it.

01:44:05.920 Next, we have some twerking on a car.

01:44:09.900 This is some sort of party in Atlanta, maybe.

01:44:14.820 Anytown USA.

01:44:15.620 Yeah.

01:44:15.980 Everyone USA.

01:44:18.760 If you look at this scene, like there's going to be a shooting soon.

01:44:24.200 It's just there has to be.

01:44:26.060 And then I want to compare it to 1950s LA, downtown.

01:44:31.460 It's a little bit of a, this is what they took from us.

01:44:33.780 Yeah.

01:44:34.000 Look at this.

01:44:35.240 Everyone's suited up, looking nice.

01:44:37.300 Women wearing white gloves.

01:44:39.440 And they're walking nicely.

01:44:42.200 This is what we had.

01:44:44.980 And we gave it away to all these Somalis.

01:44:49.300 Crazy.

01:44:50.000 Bad.

01:44:50.140 And then next, we have this woman.

01:44:54.920 She moved to Kenya.

01:44:55.860 She moved to Kenya.

01:44:56.900 Listen to what she says about her trip.

01:44:58.520 They loved having white Americans in their village.

01:45:02.300 Now, I don't replace them.

01:45:04.420 And they are looking at me like, who, you?

01:45:06.780 You that look like us.

01:45:08.300 You're here to help us, to save us.

01:45:10.740 What happened to the white people?

01:45:12.560 And you bald.

01:45:13.340 You ain't got no hair.

01:45:14.580 And you childless.

01:45:15.820 So you're really not a woman in their culture.

01:45:18.880 And at that time, you're not a full woman if you don't have children.

01:45:23.140 There you go.

01:45:24.080 So that's how other countries think of us or people.

01:45:27.260 You know?

01:45:27.700 You think like, oh, they're just happy.

01:45:30.520 I'm black.

01:45:31.400 They're black.

01:45:32.160 And the similar experience.

01:45:33.400 They like white people because white people get it done.

01:45:35.360 So the fat people who are mad at Sidney Sweeney gene ads are calling us colonizers.

01:45:42.140 And then the Kenyans are like, please, colonize us.

01:45:45.480 Welcome.

01:45:46.140 Stay.

01:45:46.740 We need your help.

01:45:47.380 We can't do anything.

01:45:48.520 So it's called backwards and upside down opinions.

01:45:51.060 All right.

01:45:51.320 Last piece of Urban Decay before we move on.

01:45:53.460 This was a tweet that I thought was pretty interesting about IQ.

01:45:57.340 Why is it perfectly fine to say that Asians have a higher IQ than Caucasians,

01:46:00.920 but saying Caucasians have a higher IQ than Africans is considered a hate crime?

01:46:05.480 It's very true.

01:46:06.680 I don't know.

01:46:07.300 I don't think we reinvented the wheel there.

01:46:09.140 But it's just true.

01:46:10.040 Yeah.

01:46:10.600 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:46:12.140 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:46:16.100 All right.

01:46:16.720 We're going to go through Uplifting Gold pretty quick.

01:46:19.360 Okay.

01:46:20.540 First, we have a couple of golf bits.

01:46:22.860 All right.

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01:46:26.080 If you make that football in this basket, you get a free round.

01:46:32.260 6712 when you're ready.

01:46:33.120 It's pretty funny.

01:46:35.420 All right.

01:46:35.940 There you go.

01:46:36.140 And then next, we have the worst golf shot I've ever seen.

01:46:44.520 It hits the guy over there.

01:46:46.580 $200 club.

01:46:47.700 Pretty good.

01:46:48.440 Yeah.

01:46:48.560 I used to have a friend, Benek.

01:46:51.720 He's still my friend.

01:46:52.880 But in high school, we'd go to Topgolf or the driving range for fun.

01:46:57.540 And he broke three of my drivers.

01:47:00.420 Topgolf didn't exist then, right?

01:47:01.580 Yeah.

01:47:01.800 It was just a driving range.

01:47:03.080 But he broke three of my drivers.

01:47:04.600 And the first one, I'm like, oh, it's old.

01:47:06.360 It's from 10 years ago.

01:47:07.540 Don't worry about it.

01:47:08.480 Second one, I'm like, oh, that's.

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01:48:40.820 Okay, maybe these are all old clubs.

01:48:43.320 And the third one, I realized he was leaning on the head to put the ball on the tee, and he was leaning really hard on it.

01:48:49.580 And it would just snap at the head of the club every time.

01:48:52.060 It took you, the brain trust between the two of you, it took you three times to figure out he was snap bending it.

01:48:57.680 Yeah, tough.

01:48:59.180 All right, next, the WNBA, some players from a team went to a nightclub, and they all got turned away.

01:49:05.560 Hey, boss man.

01:49:07.900 Y'all got a section?

01:49:09.100 Yo.

01:49:09.580 It's down here, that is.

01:49:11.060 No, but we with Angel though.

01:49:13.260 With Texas, you got to go, everybody got to go there, but they got to go with y'all.

01:49:16.520 So where the section is at?

01:49:19.140 And I'll get the guys to bring y'all in.

01:49:22.360 There y'all been in.

01:49:23.360 Well, we in the W and shit, so we just got done at the All-Star game, so like.

01:49:29.240 Sorry, we don't need, I ain't even trying to be funny, but we should not be waiting in no line.

01:49:33.380 Oh, God.

01:49:35.660 Yeah, come on, you better hurry up while we get in.

01:49:38.240 We getting in right now, come on.

01:49:42.240 Yeah, she with me, what you doing?

01:49:43.440 I know, I need to count.

01:49:44.500 Tati, go, Tati, go.

01:49:46.080 I don't, I'm good, Tati, go.

01:49:48.840 Y'all with me, go, mom.

01:49:50.520 These are all my people.

01:49:51.520 And they all get dragged out.

01:50:06.980 Yeah, love to see it.

01:50:08.580 WNBA, you don't have the, just like your salary, I don't think you have the same pole.

01:50:12.540 I think Kaitlyn Carr goes wherever the fuck she wants.

01:50:14.880 Yeah, that she should.

01:50:16.920 And then speaking of their salary.

01:50:18.000 With a random Dennis Rodman lesbian type, doesn't really have the same cachet.

01:50:22.360 We with Angel Reese.

01:50:23.460 Yeah.

01:50:24.120 Don't really care about that either.

01:50:25.460 Don't think so, yeah.

01:50:26.560 And then fun fact, the average In-N-Out store manager has a higher salary than a WNBA player.

01:50:31.520 In-N-Out also sells a product that people are interested in purchasing.

01:50:34.440 Yeah.

01:50:34.860 So that's how that works.

01:50:35.700 That's consistent.

01:50:36.500 All right, next.

01:50:37.560 This was like a convention where there was like a giveaway at the ATM every 30 minutes.

01:50:42.700 It would just shoot money in the air at one of these conventions.

01:50:46.480 We're going to play it.

01:50:48.580 I'm going to skip to the end.

01:50:49.640 It's an ATM that does a, it spits out money as a joke.

01:50:52.880 And then look who, look who collects it all.

01:50:56.040 Jewish community.

01:50:57.440 Here we go.

01:50:58.240 Two, one.

01:50:58.840 Here we go.

01:51:01.940 Real money flying.

01:51:03.380 They all collected.

01:51:03.940 Cash, cash, cash, cash.

01:51:05.340 They all grabbed it.

01:51:06.400 That's a real deal.

01:51:06.920 Those were singles.

01:51:08.480 Couldn't have been more than $20.

01:51:09.360 I think there's a, like, I feel bad for these guys because I'm going to say this.

01:51:14.760 I'd catch money out of the ATM too.

01:51:17.320 If the ATM came, there needs to be an optics thing going on in the Jewish community where

01:51:22.320 they say, hey, it's 20 bucks.

01:51:24.820 Yeah.

01:51:25.340 We're above this.

01:51:26.560 This is going to look bad online for us.

01:51:28.500 Guys, there's eight of us and it's $20.

01:51:30.640 We get a couple of dollars each.

01:51:31.900 It's not worth it.

01:51:32.920 And they're like, yeah, it's a free couple of dollars though.

01:51:36.180 Oh, that's true.

01:51:37.160 Let's wait for 30 minutes.

01:51:38.320 Every 30 minutes we'll be here.

01:51:40.000 All right.

01:51:40.680 Next, this is a prank that I would want you guys to try at home.

01:51:44.280 I think it's an empty propane tank and he squirts lighter fluid on the outside of it.

01:51:51.500 Lights it.

01:51:57.020 This is a good old fashioned prank.

01:52:01.080 Love to see it.

01:52:02.140 Yeah.

01:52:02.560 There you go.

01:52:02.980 And then on vacation, I picked up a few shifts, just delivering pizzas and stuff.

01:52:08.440 Yeah.

01:52:08.640 And I almost got struck by lightning.

01:52:13.280 That guy's a lot skinnier than you though.

01:52:15.860 I eat a lot on vacation.

01:52:17.180 I thought that was, I thought that was going to hit me.

01:52:24.240 It's just, it's a dopper.

01:52:26.060 This guy, look at him.

01:52:28.320 His, man, his face looks horrible compared to yours.

01:52:32.820 Fat face.

01:52:33.620 I'll give you that.

01:52:34.320 I don't need seed oils.

01:52:35.460 I'm honest.

01:52:36.160 Yeah.

01:52:36.320 I'm not inflamed as much.

01:52:37.640 Yeah.

01:52:37.900 So this guy, pretty close to you body type wise.

01:52:41.360 Wouldn't you say you're close-ish?

01:52:43.160 But his face is much worse.

01:52:44.740 He's the type that's like 5'9", 250.

01:52:49.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:52:50.260 And then I'm like 6'1", whatever I weigh.

01:52:52.620 I thought you were 5'11 and three quarters.

01:52:54.280 No, I'm six foot and three quarters of an inch by the doctor.

01:52:57.600 I say 6'1", but I'm six foot three quarters every time.

01:53:01.800 Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

01:53:02.980 Okay.

01:53:03.240 So I'm 6'1".

01:53:03.840 I'm sorry, I thought you were 5'11.

01:53:04.760 I'm 6'1".

01:53:04.880 All right, we're getting to the end of the show.

01:53:06.440 So the Pure Americana Clip of the Week, it's not a clip, it's a couple clips, but Hulk

01:53:10.580 Hogan died, R.A.P. to Hulk Hogan.

01:53:13.200 People are calling him racist.

01:53:15.440 Hulk Hogan is a racist.

01:53:16.780 Can you read that rebuttal tweet from 9mm SMG?

01:53:21.240 Yeah, he said, Hulk Hogan said a racist thing years ago and apologized.

01:53:25.300 Black people cursing him to hell.

01:53:27.900 George Floyd does a home invasion on a woman and points a gun at her stomach.

01:53:31.340 Parades, golden caskets, statues.

01:53:33.080 Yep.

01:53:34.040 And then here's the Pure Americana Clip of the Week.

01:53:36.200 It's Hulk Hogan with a very powerful message.

01:53:39.420 Well, you know, when things were tough, you know, I realized that this too shall pass.

01:53:45.260 You know, that this was just a temporary situation.

01:53:47.580 I realized that, you know, as long as I made the right choice, you know, and followed my faith more than what people were saying or what the newspapers or the tablers were saying, it didn't get sucked into that.

01:54:00.800 None of that stuff was real.

01:54:01.720 The only thing that is really real is the stuff that's going to last forever, you know, your faith and your belief in God and knowing that, you know, once you're a Christian, you've accepted Christ as your Savior.

01:54:13.640 You know, you're not going to perish, but you're going to have everlasting life.

01:54:16.600 That belief in itself and that faith is what's pretty much the only thing that's real to me.

01:54:22.660 You know, everything else is kind of like a life situation, but that's my life after life after life.

01:54:28.540 Love to see it.

01:54:29.500 Good for Terry.

01:54:30.480 Good message there.

01:54:31.960 And he was rebaptized, I believe, a couple of years before he died.

01:54:35.540 Good.

01:54:35.840 Accepted Jesus.

01:54:36.660 Very nice.

01:54:37.600 Love to see it.

01:54:38.820 That's the end of the episode.

01:54:40.600 How do you think we did?

01:54:42.100 We're always rusty a little bit.

01:54:43.660 We still got it.

01:54:44.480 All right.

01:54:44.820 Sometimes I get scared after a two week vacation.

01:54:47.040 We get the yips.

01:54:47.680 We don't know how to do the show anymore.

01:54:49.240 We know how to do the show.

01:54:50.480 Sometimes it's always very hard because Fleckus will send shit.

01:54:56.720 We keep a log where we send shit back and forth that's going to be in the episode.

01:55:01.560 And we got like two weeks worth of stuff.

01:55:03.140 It's hard to pick what goes in.

01:55:04.980 So it's a stuffed episode.

01:55:07.720 Friday, we'll be back to normal.

01:55:09.480 Yeah, it's so true.

01:55:10.480 We'll be in a rhythm.

01:55:10.940 We got all the Asians slurping the bay fish out of our system.

01:55:14.200 Yeah.

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