Fleccas Talks Podcast - ＂SECRETARY＂ OF TRANSPORTATION - PETE BUTTIGIEG ROAST

00:00:00.120 All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 69.

00:00:04.280 Today on the show, the fake aliens are here, just like we said they'd be.

00:00:08.380 Man purses and ego lifting are the new trends in this week's cringe of the week. 0.83

00:00:12.900 A loud lad gets KO'd in urban decay.

00:00:15.760 And last but not least, we are getting rid of straight white male pilots. 0.87

00:00:21.140 Find out who we're replacing them with in uplifting gold.

00:00:24.180 All this and more.

00:00:24.940 It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 69.

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00:01:57.940 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:01:59.740 All right.

00:02:01.960 One for one on the intro, as always.

00:02:04.700 Every time.

00:02:05.280 Every single time.

00:02:06.160 I don't think we've ever done a retake on those intros.

00:02:09.040 What do we got?

00:02:09.780 Episode 69.

00:02:11.400 Any middle school jokes you want to make real quick?

00:02:13.740 No, no.

00:02:14.580 And there were a lot of people commenting like, episode 69 coming up.

00:02:18.100 It's like, what did you think we were going to do?

00:02:19.880 I've never made a 69 joke.

00:02:21.760 I don't even think it's funny.

00:02:23.080 Even when I was little, it was just like, eh, too low.

00:02:25.420 Yeah.

00:02:25.860 Some guy on the football team would wear number 69 and it would be like, ha, nice.

00:02:30.040 Yeah.

00:02:30.340 That's about it.

00:02:30.900 That's about it.

00:02:31.840 So sorry to let you down.

00:02:32.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:02:33.240 I don't care and I don't make stupid jokes. 1.00

00:02:36.220 That being said, the things causing heart attacks and blood clots this week. 0.99

00:02:41.000 What do we have?

00:02:42.060 We have a few, actually.

00:02:43.540 Your sports team.

00:02:44.980 Yeah.

00:02:45.300 Number one.

00:02:46.500 Cold air.

00:02:47.500 Number two.

00:02:48.300 And it's February, so adios, everybody.

00:02:50.880 And then breathing too much.

00:02:53.020 That one's my personal favorite.

00:02:54.260 That's really the tip of the spear, I'd say.

00:02:57.280 It says, breathing too many times a day could raise your risk of a deadly heart attack.

00:03:01.820 Trial found that people who breathe more than 5% above the daily average had a rise in blood

00:03:06.160 pressure and increased risk of myocarditis.

00:03:08.700 So don't be breathing too much out there.

00:03:10.620 So yeah.

00:03:10.880 Next time you try to breathe in, just pause for a second.

00:03:14.360 And I guess, what?

00:03:15.760 Hold your breath every once in a while.

00:03:16.860 Don't go over your daily limit of breaths.

00:03:18.780 Yeah.

00:03:19.420 And then what's the other one?

00:03:20.780 The cold air?

00:03:22.060 Yeah.

00:03:22.280 Cold air.

00:03:24.100 Bouts of frigid temperature elevate the risk for heart attacks as the cold has been scientifically

00:03:28.740 associated with increased cardiovascular events, says Dr. Manish Mainji, cardiologist

00:03:34.080 with the Trillium Health Partners.

00:03:35.840 Multiple studies worldwide have backed his statements.

00:03:38.540 Some hearts do not adapt to the cold very well.

00:03:41.160 Well, that's not good.

00:03:42.020 Yeah.

00:03:42.420 Imagine you're cold and then maybe you start breathing a little too much and the next thing

00:03:45.980 you know, myocarditis.

00:03:47.720 Yeah.

00:03:48.260 And I feel like they're saying a bunch of things that like sports and whatever and stress.

00:03:53.960 It's like, yes, stress and high physical activity and crazy stuff could be bad for your heart.

00:03:58.980 It's like they're repeating stuff that like we already know.

00:04:01.460 Yeah.

00:04:02.020 They're backdooring it.

00:04:03.240 They're backdooring it.

00:04:04.160 And then they're just letting us know all these things.

00:04:05.940 So when people start getting heart attacks and blood clots, we go, oh, well, they've been

00:04:09.560 talking about that.

00:04:10.540 The doctor, when you go in and you have myocarditis, he goes, any colds?

00:04:13.980 Any bananas?

00:04:15.860 Any eggs?

00:04:17.040 Are you sarcastic? 1.00

00:04:18.180 His list is like a fucking yellow belt. 1.00

00:04:20.300 It's like you say yes. 1.00

00:04:21.240 And it's like, that's probably what it is.

00:04:22.940 Vaccine status?

00:04:23.820 That doesn't matter.

00:04:24.680 That doesn't matter.

00:04:25.540 That's the very last question.

00:04:26.800 All right.

00:04:27.320 Moving on.

00:04:27.740 We have a very important housekeeping this week.

00:04:29.620 I think we have three pages of housekeeping.

00:04:31.400 I kind of slacked last week.

00:04:32.920 I didn't have like a strong housekeeping.

00:04:34.460 But we have a very strong episode, a very strong script today.

00:04:38.420 So this might be top five.

00:04:40.620 This is top five script.

00:04:41.620 Top five?

00:04:42.040 Now you got to deliver.

00:04:43.100 And I'm excited to do it.

00:04:45.020 We have a fan of the show who saw Richard Rapboy at a Walmart, I think.

00:04:49.660 And they sent us a video.

00:04:50.740 They didn't even say hi to you, but then you sent it in.

00:04:52.680 Yep.

00:04:53.240 Yep.

00:04:53.440 There's you.

00:04:53.900 Were you going to, you were at Subway or something?

00:04:55.180 Yeah.

00:04:55.360 I just left Subway and I was going to get more food, more candy from Walmart.

00:05:01.220 There's another doppelganger for Richard Rapboy.

00:05:03.580 Some Dungeons and Dragons guy or something.

00:05:06.320 Yeah.

00:05:06.660 And this one, people have commented on the channel a lot.

00:05:10.300 So Justin Parnell.

00:05:11.760 And I think he's a YouTuber Dungeons and Dragons guy. 0.99

00:05:15.180 Dungeons, Magic the Gathering, shit like that. 0.99

00:05:17.720 Yeah. 0.98

00:05:18.060 Very much a Richard Rapboy type.

00:05:20.100 Yeah.

00:05:20.420 So there you go.

00:05:21.260 There.

00:05:21.840 I'll take this one.

00:05:22.680 This one's fine.

00:05:23.280 I get it.

00:05:24.100 The other one, very insulting, very disrespectful, but I'm used to that.

00:05:27.360 I'll take that.

00:05:28.000 Yeah.

00:05:28.240 That's just how it goes on the show.

00:05:29.540 Yeah.

00:05:29.920 All right.

00:05:30.240 Moving on.

00:05:30.880 We have a very important things to get to.

00:05:33.120 I had this idea and it's an interesting idea and it's only an idea.

00:05:38.240 Nothing I'm acting on.

00:05:39.360 There's nothing I'm going to be doing because of this idea.

00:05:41.940 So no one started an FBI investigation.

00:05:44.580 Okay.

00:05:45.140 But.

00:05:46.060 No FBI investigation.

00:05:48.380 But you know how when you go into town for like, for example, Mardi Gras happening in New

00:05:52.980 Orleans and you go into town for one of the parades and there's all these people like

00:05:56.580 selling food on the side of the road.

00:05:58.200 Yeah.

00:05:58.960 And it's kind of like a lawless situation.

00:06:01.140 Wild West.

00:06:01.780 Right.

00:06:02.040 Absolutely.

00:06:03.060 What?

00:06:03.500 No licenses.

00:06:04.380 No licenses.

00:06:05.380 No licenses.

00:06:06.520 Dirty water.

00:06:07.420 Hot dogs.

00:06:08.400 Stuff like that.

00:06:09.200 Right.

00:06:09.760 What if.

00:06:11.020 What if.

00:06:11.600 Only what if.

00:06:12.620 Just an idea.

00:06:14.100 We made fake money.

00:06:17.940 Photocopied some money.

00:06:19.020 Made some good fake money.

00:06:20.780 Went into town.

00:06:22.460 And then spent that fake money on the illegal food stands.

00:06:27.600 That shouldn't even be there in the first place.

00:06:29.300 I think that's.

00:06:29.960 Yeah.

00:06:30.120 That's like a penalties offset.

00:06:32.380 No flag on the play.

00:06:34.000 Guy was illegal.

00:06:34.920 You're doing something illegal.

00:06:36.080 Whatever.

00:06:36.980 Think about it.

00:06:37.700 Is that what you're saying?

00:06:38.320 You have a hundred dollar bill and it's real.

00:06:39.960 Right.

00:06:40.360 And then you have like 70 fake dollars.

00:06:42.580 Right.

00:06:43.220 And then you go into town and you're like, oh, let's buy some food.

00:06:45.480 Go to the food truck.

00:06:46.320 Go to the lady on the road.

00:06:47.320 The hot dog lady. 0.97

00:06:48.100 The hot dog woman.

00:06:49.780 And then you buy some stuff.

00:06:51.420 They don't notice.

00:06:52.380 It's dark.

00:06:52.900 They're not even checking.

00:06:54.220 You get free food.

00:06:56.080 And then what's the harm done?

00:06:57.800 Yeah.

00:06:58.460 I don't see any actually.

00:06:59.580 No harm.

00:06:59.860 I don't see any harm done.

00:07:00.760 And as long as you're spending it on illegal.

00:07:02.000 Just small business like Mexican woman's making tamales going. 1.00

00:07:05.480 Oh, no.

00:07:06.660 But it's fake.

00:07:08.360 But then she gives change to someone else and that money is just out there.

00:07:10.820 And then it's like, you know, I'm not saying do this or I'm going to do this.

00:07:14.560 But if you go to a place that's illegal already and then you buy it with illegal money, I think it's like an arbitrage situation.

00:07:22.680 I actually do wonder.

00:07:23.900 That makes me wonder how many times I've held like a counterfeit bill or like a convincing counterfeit or I've given.

00:07:29.700 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:07:30.200 Because I'm sure there's a certain percentage of like high level counterfeit shit out there. 0.99

00:07:33.460 And I would do low level, you know, it would be shitty. 0.99

00:07:35.860 But when I was little, I photocopied a dollar once and it really looked real.

00:07:40.740 And that was in 2006.

00:07:42.680 Yeah.

00:07:43.060 No, they have good printers.

00:07:44.080 They have good printers.

00:07:44.780 That's all I'm saying.

00:07:45.460 I'm not saying do this or I'm going to do this.

00:07:47.200 But even if you got caught with a bunch of money and you had $100 real and $70 fake, I'd be like, oh, I went to a hot dog lady and she gave me $70 and change for my $100 she broke.

00:07:57.220 Is it fake? 0.99

00:07:57.920 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:07:58.580 You don't get in trouble. 1.00

00:07:59.840 Yeah.

00:08:00.160 I think it's a wash.

00:08:01.360 It's a wash.

00:08:01.920 And, you know, there's a monopoly in America on printing money.

00:08:04.840 Everyone.

00:08:05.860 Unfortunately, we can't do it.

00:08:07.300 But the Fed, they'll print.

00:08:09.920 Everyone prints whatever they want.

00:08:11.580 And then I go buy $30 worth of hot dogs.

00:08:14.900 And now I'm- 0.99

00:08:16.080 You're the big criminal. 0.94

00:08:16.820 I'm El Capo or whatever. 0.93

00:08:18.560 Inflation's at 10%, but you just rip it off the tamale lady. 0.96

00:08:22.880 That's a good point.

00:08:24.240 With inflation, we should print our own money and just proportionally add it.

00:08:27.440 So if you have $10,000 saved up, it's like, now you got $11,000.

00:08:30.460 Yeah.

00:08:31.040 Fair.

00:08:31.920 I took matters into my own hands to fight inflation by adding more inflation fake money.

00:08:36.340 Yeah.

00:08:36.860 Okay.

00:08:37.360 Moving on.

00:08:38.580 We have a clip for housekeeping.

00:08:40.980 Uh, this is a man who adopted a 16-year-old dog from the shelter so the dog wouldn't die alone.

00:08:48.420 Okay.

00:08:48.740 Let it rip. 1.00

00:08:58.800 That's fucking disgusting. 1.00

00:09:01.200 I knew where you were going with this. 1.00

00:09:02.860 I'm sorry.

00:09:03.780 The guy did a nice thing.

00:09:04.840 He did a nice thing, and I'm glad people like that exist, and he gravitates towards that, and he's taking care of animals or whatever.

00:09:12.400 But I have zero interest in, like, touching an old dog like that.

00:09:17.280 I get it.

00:09:18.460 I feel your own.

00:09:19.260 To each their own.

00:09:20.000 I support the hot dog ladies.

00:09:21.480 I help people in the town.

00:09:22.780 I'm-

00:09:22.940 Yeah.

00:09:23.240 Rip them off.

00:09:24.140 Make sure-

00:09:24.560 I'm fighting inflation.

00:09:26.280 Renting what you-

00:09:27.160 You bought a 16-year-old dog just so it doesn't die alone, and now you have to touch the dog.

00:09:31.680 And it dies. 0.99

00:09:32.340 It's disgusting. 0.88

00:09:32.800 And it dies right next to your couch and leaves a stain. 0.98

00:09:36.040 Yeah.

00:09:36.220 I'm looking to have a dead dog situation in the next year.

00:09:40.300 Can you give one I can buy from you?

00:09:42.380 That's just really not for me.

00:09:43.980 I don't gravitate towards that at all.

00:09:45.940 I'm glad people do, though, because people need to be nice to the old dead animals.

00:09:49.660 But don't expect that from me.

00:09:51.540 I don't touch old dogs.

00:09:52.700 Yeah.

00:09:53.200 Fleckis used to make fun of someone.

00:09:54.780 He used to insult someone by saying, you're the kind of guy who would adopt a six-year-old dog.

00:09:59.360 I did tell that to a Palmer. 0.90

00:10:01.140 Yeah.

00:10:02.800 So what would Fleckis do with a dog?

00:10:05.140 I would get a high-end puppy, beautifully bred champion line meme dog.

00:10:13.580 Would you ever give him up?

00:10:16.680 Well, sorry.

00:10:18.220 I'm trying to parlay this into the next clip.

00:10:20.200 There is a next clip.

00:10:20.480 There is a next clip where people are offered $100,000 for their dog, and here's what they say.

00:10:25.140 I'll give you $100,000 for him right now.

00:10:27.160 I'm good, man.

00:10:27.780 You don't want to sell him for $100,000?

00:10:29.800 $100,000, I'm good.

00:10:31.020 Really?

00:10:32.080 He's calling on the leash.

00:10:33.140 Are you sure you don't want to sell him for $100,000?

00:10:34.740 Yeah.

00:10:35.300 What about a million?

00:10:36.160 If I could get a million together, would you do it?

00:10:37.800 No, no, no.

00:10:38.540 You want to sell him for a million dollars?

00:10:40.040 I'd sell him for a million dollars.

00:10:41.060 Wow.

00:10:41.760 Wow.

00:10:42.120 That's a beautiful golden retriever.

00:10:43.840 Thank you.

00:10:44.420 Would you be willing to sell him for $100,000?

00:10:48.100 Not even.

00:10:49.140 No?

00:10:49.420 Not even.

00:10:49.920 Why not?

00:10:50.680 Because.

00:10:52.400 He's my best friend.

00:10:53.600 I'll buy $10,000 for your dog.

00:10:55.280 Probably.

00:10:55.760 $100,000?

00:10:56.400 Yeah.

00:10:57.460 I have exactly $100,000.

00:10:58.760 Nice.

00:10:59.480 Nice.

00:10:59.920 For your dog.

00:11:00.600 Nice.

00:11:00.920 Let's see.

00:11:01.340 Let's see.

00:11:02.940 $100,000.

00:11:04.060 Oh, wow.

00:11:04.280 Let's do it.

00:11:05.220 Let's do it.

00:11:05.840 You interested?

00:11:06.480 For sure.

00:11:07.060 Okay.

00:11:07.880 Wow.

00:11:08.280 There you go.

00:11:09.440 Yes, deal.

00:11:10.640 You would make that deal legitimately?

00:11:12.560 Like, obviously, that's a YouTuber or whatever.

00:11:15.080 I don't know.

00:11:15.320 He probably wasn't delivering the $100,000.

00:11:17.060 Well, if he's delivering $100,000 and those are real bills.

00:11:20.480 Uh-huh.

00:11:20.740 And he's.

00:11:23.740 I would just say, Jerry, this is a business decision.

00:11:27.760 I love you, Jerry.

00:11:29.260 But this business.

00:11:30.720 Homie's got money. 1.00

00:11:31.500 You're going to be all right.

00:11:32.640 Yeah.

00:11:33.040 Hey, if someone's willing to legitimately offer $100,000, he's probably going to take care of the dog, right?

00:11:37.520 Yeah.

00:11:37.820 So maybe that's sick.

00:11:38.980 Maybe I have it all warped in my head.

00:11:40.800 Maybe I'm obsessed with money or whatever.

00:11:43.520 But for $100,000, we've had Jerry for almost two years.

00:11:48.380 Love the guy.

00:11:49.300 He's great.

00:11:51.540 But I'd probably let him go for $100,000.

00:11:54.240 I think I would, too, to be honest. 0.98

00:11:56.240 I would come in the house, and I would throw all of his shit away, and I would clean the floors and get all the hair off of everything, and I would just live a nice life, finally. 0.97

00:12:04.740 Nice, clean life. 0.99

00:12:05.760 Yeah, you're waiting to dump him.

00:12:07.280 $10,000.

00:12:09.220 It's like, well, you know.

00:12:11.160 Just pay my car bill.

00:12:12.540 You know?

00:12:12.760 Just give me, like, $400,000.

00:12:14.480 Free dog.

00:12:15.340 Who wants the dog? 1.00

00:12:17.100 All right.

00:12:17.660 I'm just kidding, obviously.

00:12:20.040 But $100,000, we're having a conversation, and I will likely say yes.

00:12:24.660 The $100,000 offer, the paperwork's coming out.

00:12:27.420 You're reading all the fine print.

00:12:28.900 You're ready to make a deal.

00:12:30.260 $100,000.

00:12:30.720 Okay, moving on.

00:12:32.800 There was a new Guinness Book of World Records record that just dropped.

00:12:36.880 This is the guy who does the most heel-clicked candle poofs in one minute.

00:12:41.860 Wow.

00:12:42.340 Wow, there he goes.

00:12:54.900 Wow, all the way.

00:12:56.740 Lovely way to spend a Saturday.

00:12:58.180 I was wondering who the best at that would be.

00:13:00.480 Me too.

00:13:00.900 And, like, I think that record was unpublished last year, and I was like, when are they coming

00:13:04.760 out with the heel-click candle-out guy?

00:13:06.720 Are we ever going to see the heel-click candle-out guy?

00:13:09.080 Like, who is he?

00:13:10.700 What kind of guy would be good at this?

00:13:12.520 Do you ever go to a restaurant, and you see a candle on the table, and you go, I wonder

00:13:15.800 how many times you can, how many candles you can put out with your feet in a minute?

00:13:21.240 Yeah.

00:13:21.440 I always think that.

00:13:22.540 I know.

00:13:23.280 So, and that's why, obviously, the Guinness Book of World Records, we had that conversation,

00:13:27.300 I think, maybe two weeks ago. 0.96

00:13:28.820 It's trash. 0.94

00:13:29.540 It's over, guys. 0.98

00:13:30.580 They took it from us.

00:13:31.860 They took it.

00:13:32.020 Another institution gone.

00:13:32.940 You get this little twink heel-clicking over bottles in some, like, what, store?

00:13:37.320 He wasted everyone's time that day.

00:13:39.280 Yeah.

00:13:39.460 They had a Guinness Book of World Records witness out there.

00:13:41.980 So person.

00:13:42.340 Like, a guy to be like, mm-hmm, yep.

00:13:44.440 He got them all.

00:13:45.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:45.960 That's a really stupid thing. 1.00

00:13:47.320 It's a really stupid job. 1.00

00:13:48.700 Do you get money for that? 1.00

00:13:50.400 No.

00:13:50.900 You should get, like, a $50,000 grant if you have a record, and then if you break a real

00:13:55.060 record, like, most, you know, hold your breath the longest underwater, then you get, like,

00:13:59.240 a hundred grand.

00:14:00.220 Yeah.

00:14:00.880 Well, I'm, for old standards, like, records that existed in the 1990s, I'm open to a

00:14:06.620 stipend.

00:14:07.460 Yeah.

00:14:07.960 You deserve a grant.

00:14:09.080 The heel-click fairy who made up a sport and then inserted himself into the book, no 0.98

00:14:13.640 respect for that kind of guy.

00:14:14.460 And the only reason that guy doesn't.

00:14:15.340 Someone would smash this.

00:14:17.220 Yeah.

00:14:17.380 Like, there's somebody out there.

00:14:18.680 There's someone in Thailand.

00:14:19.780 Yeah.

00:14:20.800 Oh, yeah.

00:14:21.220 They do the whole thing.

00:14:22.000 They do double.

00:14:22.640 They do two at once, yeah.

00:14:23.200 They just didn't even know they could.

00:14:24.400 So, and all this guy's doing is probably trying to get, like, a little thing for his hinge

00:14:28.780 profile, where it's, like, two truths and a lie.

00:14:32.060 Like, I've never been to Paris. 1.00

00:14:33.420 I have a world record and I hate my dog or some stupid shit. 1.00

00:14:37.260 Yep. 1.00

00:14:37.720 Yep.

00:14:38.140 Yeah.

00:14:38.520 Well, that would be you to hate your dog.

00:14:41.020 Yeah.

00:14:41.720 Well, it could be the lie.

00:14:43.300 All right.

00:14:43.640 Moving on.

00:14:44.100 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:14:45.420 We're in the middle of it. 1.00

00:14:47.180 Cologne is stupid and gay. 1.00

00:14:50.360 True or false? 1.00

00:14:51.380 Let us know in the comments.

00:14:52.840 Cologne.

00:14:53.880 The smell stuff for guys. 0.57

00:14:56.000 Fellas, is it gay to smell nice? 1.00

00:14:58.280 Yeah. 0.98

00:14:58.680 Well, it's gay to care about how I smell. 0.95

00:15:02.780 Oh. 0.99

00:15:03.040 It's like, if you smell bad, don't smell bad.

00:15:05.020 Wear deodorant.

00:15:06.120 But then you got to kind of rely on your own must to kind of pick up what you want.

00:15:09.740 Otherwise, you're trying to cover your own must to smell like something else. 0.99

00:15:13.180 It's like, oh, I'm not a stinky fucking dock worker. 0.99

00:15:16.480 I'm like a breeze by the beach. 1.00

00:15:18.680 Yeah.

00:15:20.460 I'm in Milan on the runway. 0.98

00:15:23.500 I'm not a fucking, I'm not gutting fish. 0.98

00:15:25.820 Yeah. 0.98

00:15:26.060 So don't let us know in the comments.

00:15:27.420 We already know.

00:15:28.220 We're correct.

00:15:29.520 You actually, I'm not even in on this.

00:15:31.160 I don't really even agree.

00:15:32.600 Yeah.

00:15:33.220 But I agree enough not to stand up.

00:15:35.560 Yeah.

00:15:36.180 That, there's no, I don't get cologne.

00:15:38.600 There's no reason for it.

00:15:39.740 Yeah.

00:15:40.240 Okay.

00:15:40.480 No reason for it.

00:15:41.720 Trying to smell?

00:15:42.420 How does that girls do that? 1.00

00:15:43.980 It's like perfume.

00:15:44.680 That's a female trait. 1.00

00:15:45.840 Trying to smell good?

00:15:47.060 Yeah.

00:15:47.380 That's a female trait. 1.00

00:15:48.640 Yeah.

00:15:48.920 That's a great point.

00:15:50.300 All right.

00:15:50.680 Moving on.

00:15:51.600 Do you want to talk about the Chick-fil-A, the new menu item?

00:15:54.840 Yeah.

00:15:55.060 Did you hear about that?

00:15:56.780 Chick-fil-A announced a test of a one of a kind plant forward entree, the Chick-fil-A cauliflower

00:16:01.820 sandwich.

00:16:02.940 Yeah.

00:16:03.600 Thoughts on that?

00:16:04.380 We could just do same thing. 1.00

00:16:06.100 Stupid and gay. 1.00

00:16:07.000 Same with cologne. 1.00

00:16:07.660 Okay.

00:16:08.100 So copy, paste, same as cologne.

00:16:10.420 Copy, paste.

00:16:11.300 Cool. 1.00

00:16:11.420 Stupid and gay. 1.00

00:16:12.340 My thing is, my thing with these is, what is this going to make up? 1.00

00:16:16.240 1% of your sales?

00:16:18.480 Like, what's the point then?

00:16:21.140 Why do the exercise?

00:16:22.280 1%?

00:16:22.880 And you're disrespecting everybody.

00:16:24.300 Yeah.

00:16:24.720 You're a chicken sandwich place.

00:16:25.720 You're not a cauliflower place.

00:16:26.480 You're like the Christian chicken sandwich place. 0.95

00:16:28.420 And it's like, okay, you're like a right wing chicken sandwich place.

00:16:32.520 What is the right wing like?

00:16:34.020 It's like doing a BLM sandwich and putting something on it that's more B. 1.00

00:16:38.400 Well, hopefully the test fails and we never have to talk about this again.

00:16:41.680 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:16:42.320 And also, when I say stupid and gay, gay is not a pejorative. 1.00

00:16:45.960 It's gay because it's like you're trying to smell, and that's what girls do to attract 1.00

00:16:50.240 guys. 0.89

00:16:51.120 So you're trying to smell, and it attracts guys.

00:16:53.520 Okay.

00:16:54.180 Thank you for clarifying that.

00:16:56.840 I appreciate that.

00:16:57.220 Okay.

00:16:57.880 Okay.

00:16:58.860 Big announcement.

00:16:59.660 We're still in housekeeping.

00:17:00.960 Here at the show, we are moving the schizometer to five minutes before midnight.

00:17:06.780 Okay.

00:17:07.260 You know Andrew Tate, Top G?

00:17:09.060 Yeah.

00:17:09.580 Well, we have a message to the show for us from someone named Bottom G.

00:17:15.460 Check this out.

00:17:16.200 The bottom tier, you're watching Fletcher's Talks.

00:17:19.000 Don't talk about us.

00:17:20.100 Can we talk about us?

00:17:26.480 Isn't that great?

00:17:28.020 Pretty good.

00:17:28.680 I really like Bottom G.

00:17:30.960 That actually sounds like I'm attracted to him.

00:17:33.020 Yeah.

00:17:33.440 Now who's gay? 0.58

00:17:35.200 I'm obsessed with him.

00:17:36.140 I think about him all the time.

00:17:37.580 I DM with him.

00:17:38.880 I want to go dancing with him.

00:17:40.740 I really like Bottom G.

00:17:42.620 He's hilarious.

00:17:43.680 It's Andrew Tate in a different timeline.

00:17:45.900 Yeah.

00:17:46.580 That guy really seized his opportunity, too.

00:17:50.380 He's taking it for all he's got.

00:17:52.220 And he does like, he's got funny mannerisms where it's like the way he moves is so interesting

00:17:57.800 to me.

00:17:58.860 It's like, I don't know.

00:18:00.040 That's why it's in part of Schizo Corner.

00:18:01.800 Yeah. 0.98

00:18:02.300 Fellas, is that gay? 1.00

00:18:04.420 Yeah. 0.98

00:18:04.820 His obsession with Bottom G.

00:18:06.160 All right.

00:18:07.120 Moving on.

00:18:07.980 As everyone knows, we've been shooting down unidentified ships.

00:18:11.860 Yep.

00:18:12.420 Unidentified flying objects.

00:18:13.480 We've been shooting them down.

00:18:14.480 We may be shooting down nothing.

00:18:15.620 It may be something.

00:18:16.400 It may be an alien.

00:18:17.260 It may be a balloon.

00:18:18.500 We might be shooting down aliens is the key.

00:18:21.500 And then if that's the case, it kind of made me worried.

00:18:23.900 It's like, what if we shot down an alien?

00:18:25.820 And now they're like, oh, we're going to kill all of the whole planet because you killed 0.98

00:18:30.920 one of our guys.

00:18:31.700 But then I was like, well, aliens are advanced and they're an advanced species.

00:18:35.420 So they wouldn't kill a bunch of innocent people because of one person dying, getting

00:18:39.480 shot down by one person.

00:18:40.580 But then I thought, not if it's the mean aliens, because then they'll just, they'll wipe us

00:18:45.100 out.

00:18:45.680 Yeah.

00:18:45.800 If it's the mean aliens, I don't think we have a chance, right? 0.96

00:18:48.000 Somebody has the technology to come from a faraway place and come to our planet to harvest

00:18:52.080 some mineral that we don't even know is valuable, but we're abundant in.

00:18:55.540 Or like our loosh, our loosh.

00:18:56.940 Yeah.

00:18:57.260 It's, what is that?

00:18:58.960 It's over for us at that point though.

00:19:00.620 The loosh is like collective consciousness energy.

00:19:03.980 So it's like if a bunch of people in an area are like scared, it's like after 9-11,

00:19:08.700 right?

00:19:09.060 Everyone in New York City and the whole world watched it.

00:19:11.440 And then it's like the loosh from all of that is like, there's a lot of squirts for 1.00

00:19:15.680 the aliens if they operate off loosh.

00:19:17.660 Interesting.

00:19:18.360 I've never heard of that before.

00:19:19.640 Or it's like if I'm in the operating room and someone gives birth to my baby and I'm

00:19:24.700 happy, my happy aura is my loosh, which the aliens suck out.

00:19:29.000 But they like the distraught, evil, scared energy.

00:19:33.660 Energy on a plane that we don't even know really exists.

00:19:36.440 The invisible fields.

00:19:37.540 Of course.

00:19:37.740 That makes sense.

00:19:38.120 And then Joe Biden's ready to, I guess, shoot them down over Lake Huron.

00:19:41.600 Yeah.

00:19:41.960 Yeah.

00:19:42.220 Yeah.

00:19:42.360 Yeah.

00:19:42.860 So we're still kind of like in schizo corner, but imagine this.

00:19:46.200 I want to get this on the books a little bit.

00:19:48.200 Aliens come, right?

00:19:49.380 And it's actually Project Blue Beam, AKA government pretending to be aliens, right?

00:19:53.620 Yeah.

00:19:53.940 And then they get here.

00:19:54.680 Which is what I'm leaning towards right now.

00:19:56.060 Yeah.

00:19:56.200 That's what it is.

00:19:56.900 Any disclosure at this point, especially if we called it on the podcast, any disclosure

00:20:01.060 at this point is the government pretending to be aliens.

00:20:03.220 They come here, they say, oh, you guys are so close to being advanced and enlightened,

00:20:08.700 but you're not worried about climate change.

00:20:11.140 And then it's the same thing as COVID all over again with the gaslighting.

00:20:14.400 And everyone's like, instead of saying, oh, you don't believe the doctors, you don't

00:20:18.160 believe the medical professionals.

00:20:19.620 Now it's going to be, oh, you don't believe the aliens that came down or you're above that.

00:20:24.060 They know so much.

00:20:25.260 They know the secrets of the universe, bro.

00:20:26.920 Yeah.

00:20:27.380 You don't think they know best for us?

00:20:29.520 Exactly.

00:20:29.880 So then they're going to come, they're going to say, we need to do climate change.

00:20:33.560 All the climate change stuff that's happening is going to be all man-made.

00:20:36.540 So it's going to be all these things that we kind of called.

00:20:38.240 We called that too.

00:20:39.260 Like we called aliens are coming.

00:20:41.320 And then we also called climate change intensity is going to go up, but also it's going to be

00:20:47.000 man-made stuff like train derailments and explosions and chemicals and poisoned waters

00:20:52.500 and poisoned air.

00:20:53.740 Yeah.

00:20:53.980 That's like done on purpose to say, look, it's climate change. 0.99

00:20:57.240 Obviously things are fucked up. 0.98

00:20:58.360 We got to take all the money again. 0.99

00:20:59.460 Yep.

00:21:00.160 So that's what I think it's going to happen.

00:21:01.840 I want to get it on the books, fake aliens, climate change, call to action, increase in

00:21:07.660 climate disasters that are created by humans on purpose, and then suck all the money out

00:21:12.900 again. 1.00

00:21:13.480 Let the aliens suck the loosh. 1.00

00:21:15.300 We, the deep state gets the money because the deep state may have made a deal with the 1.00

00:21:19.040 bad demons to depopulate the earth.

00:21:21.180 That's fair.

00:21:22.040 I'm not, no, no resistance here for me.

00:21:24.940 Also keep in mind with the explosions in Ohio.

00:21:30.160 Everyone's looking at the air.

00:21:31.400 Oh, the air, the cloud.

00:21:32.840 Oh, it's so bad.

00:21:33.640 And it is, but the water, the water guys, you need to watch the water.

00:21:38.160 The water is so important.

00:21:39.600 All that water connects to the whole country and Mississippi river.

00:21:43.620 It goes everywhere.

00:21:44.500 And then once the water is messed up, that's farming, that's drinking, that's everything.

00:21:50.680 Flushing the toilet.

00:21:51.780 Yeah.

00:21:51.980 Brushing your teeth.

00:21:53.120 Like, oh.

00:21:53.600 You probably still flush the toilet.

00:21:54.740 Yeah.

00:21:54.980 That's, that's, that's the one that you're good on.

00:21:56.960 Yeah.

00:21:57.160 Um, yeah.

00:21:58.120 And if I was in Ohio and I was listening to my state leaders and the EPA and everybody

00:22:04.400 saying like, no, you're good.

00:22:06.300 Stay, just drink bottled water.

00:22:07.840 It's like, thank God you guys had a whole two years of COVID and the CDC and the, you

00:22:13.940 know, everybody telling you bad or terrible information.

00:22:16.840 It's like, just get out of that area.

00:22:18.840 If you live there.

00:22:20.120 Um, I think I saw Sam Hyde was saying on his story, like, bro, take your car, go 300 miles

00:22:25.540 away, shower at planet fitness, like anything, anything you could do to not be there.

00:22:30.240 And I think that's great advice because it's a great time to not trust medical professionals.

00:22:34.200 I would rather have one or two bad weeks of living in my car or going to a motel or

00:22:39.780 something like this is if you don't have family elsewhere, I would rather do that than

00:22:43.620 spend a couple of years in litigation 25 years from now, because you have a lump on

00:22:48.540 your neck, like John Fetterman, and you're fighting for a settlement from a pool of money.

00:22:52.720 You know what I mean?

00:22:53.260 Like, let's fight now, rough it now instead of later when the growths on your neck come.

00:22:58.740 That's a great point.

00:22:59.720 So we're on the record.

00:23:01.140 We've been batting 1000 with this.

00:23:03.040 We called the aliens.

00:23:04.680 Uh, we, we also called the ankle boots.

00:23:06.720 Remember we said ankle boots are going to be in as a fashion thing.

00:23:10.320 Yeah.

00:23:10.660 Here they are.

00:23:11.880 Who said medical equipment was never meant to be fly.

00:23:14.600 So people are wearing ankle boots now.

00:23:16.440 What's the next thing?

00:23:17.540 What's the next vision?

00:23:18.980 $1,000 super chat.

00:23:20.240 Someone in this episode is going to get $1,000 super chat.

00:23:24.460 Make it real.

00:23:25.680 Make it a reality.

00:23:26.740 We are moving on to the next page of housekeeping.

00:23:30.100 Okay.

00:23:30.560 We have one more final page of housekeeping.

00:23:33.100 Um, also really quick shout out to the air force guys who shot down the balloons.

00:23:37.000 That's probably fun.

00:23:38.240 Oh yeah.

00:23:38.600 Finally getting some action.

00:23:39.940 You very rarely get air to air, like when was the last time we, besides like dropping

00:23:44.640 bombs, like when's the last time you in the air shot something out of the air, like top

00:23:48.720 gun times, eighties, like the Gulf of Sidra or something like that, like 1989, like when

00:23:53.460 Ronald Reagan was bullying Libya, Gaddafi was trying to like fight back a little bit. 1.00

00:23:57.740 Rap boy knows his shit. 0.99

00:23:58.800 Hey, speaking of which, actually I wanted to give a shout out to a channel on YouTube called 0.99

00:24:02.620 the operations room.

00:24:03.740 I'm sure a lot of people here know that, but, um, the operations room, if you like history,

00:24:08.420 if you like military history and stuff, one of the best channels ever, they do little,

00:24:12.140 uh, animations of like exactly what happened in air.

00:24:16.060 And it gives you a good perspective.

00:24:17.400 A lot of people just see like a military action.

00:24:19.160 They go, Oh, we just came and did this.

00:24:20.680 It's like most military conflicts come down to like one little thing or like one funny

00:24:26.060 moment or like the clouds were heavy that day.

00:24:29.720 So they had to fly low.

00:24:30.940 Very interesting stuff.

00:24:31.940 I wanted to give them a shout out.

00:24:32.780 They're a, they're a big channel, so they don't really need a Richard Rap boy shout

00:24:35.600 out, but they're good.

00:24:37.780 They know we're giving shout outs.

00:24:38.920 Some of my favorite content.

00:24:40.320 You know, we get Richard Rap boy doppelgangers.

00:24:42.760 I think I've earned a little bit of a shout out, free shout out.

00:24:45.340 You have that ability.

00:24:47.020 Moving on.

00:24:48.000 Like we said, the trade and derailment, the self-induced climate thing we're talking about.

00:24:53.000 Um, Pete Buttigieg.

00:24:55.960 He's a secretary, Pete Buttigieg.

00:24:57.980 Secretary of Transportation.

00:24:59.520 He is a little secretary.

00:25:00.680 I know.

00:25:01.380 I know.

00:25:01.740 That's the one little briefcase, a little secretary.

00:25:04.060 Oh yes, Mr.

00:25:04.860 Mr.

00:25:05.320 Biden.

00:25:05.840 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. 0.98

00:25:06.700 Pete Buttigieg is a little secretary, Pete Buttigieg.

00:25:08.920 That was the only point I had to make for that.

00:25:10.780 Someone goes, Secretary Buttigieg. 1.00

00:25:12.180 And I was like, he is a little fucking secretary. 1.00

00:25:15.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:17.060 Um, all right.

00:25:17.880 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:25:19.460 This is not being mean.

00:25:21.340 This is a joke.

00:25:22.600 This is not being mean, but this is also true.

00:25:24.960 I can't even say it.

00:25:29.560 John Fetterman.

00:25:31.020 This is not a joke.

00:25:32.400 John Fetterman.

00:25:33.220 When he hears voices, they sound like the teachers from Peanuts.

00:25:38.920 Remember when the kids would, you know, talk to the teachers and it's like.

00:25:44.260 That's what John Fetterman hears.

00:25:45.800 And they, and they elected him.

00:25:47.120 Yeah, it's like a deep ringing and then.

00:25:51.360 Isn't that crazy?

00:25:53.020 Then they wrote that.

00:25:54.160 Like what's the article exactly?

00:25:55.400 Fetterman hears voices like the teachers and Peanuts after stroke struggles to adjust to Senate life report.

00:26:01.840 So I'm not even like making a joke like, oh, he can't hear voices.

00:26:04.960 It's like the teachers and Peanuts.

00:26:06.640 That's what they told us.

00:26:08.040 That's the only thing they can compare it to.

00:26:10.220 It's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

00:26:12.120 Sad, obviously.

00:26:13.360 Very sad.

00:26:13.900 Not making fun of him.

00:26:14.660 It's not a joke.

00:26:14.940 And we're not laughing, but that is hilarious.

00:26:17.520 If the only way you can describe what's happening is through a cartoon bit.

00:26:21.200 And he's a senator.

00:26:23.340 He's a senator from one of the biggest states in America.

00:26:26.260 Yeah.

00:26:26.740 Who ruined with the only outfit I ever wear.

00:26:29.380 Yeah.

00:26:29.960 Shorts and a hoodie.

00:26:30.820 And it's like, now I look like John Fetterman.

00:26:32.580 And people like think it's a John Fetterman thing.

00:26:35.380 So I have to get something figured out.

00:26:37.220 Yep.

00:26:37.500 All right.

00:26:37.800 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:26:38.800 One of my favorite housekeeping's we've ever done.

00:26:40.620 It was a great one.

00:26:43.340 Very schizo.

00:26:44.060 Very schizo.

00:26:44.760 Schizo housekeeping. 0.90

00:26:45.460 Very schizo housekeeping. 0.65

00:26:47.020 Make sure you guys follow Bottom G.

00:26:48.700 His links are in the description.

00:26:50.480 Next, we have Cringe of the Week.

00:26:54.060 We have two pages of Cringe of the Week.

00:26:59.040 It's very good stuff.

00:27:00.260 First, the Super Bowl just happened, obviously.

00:27:03.460 And then here's what the view was saying about the Super Bowl.

00:27:06.020 What would have made it better for me is, you know, finally, we know that black quarterbacks 0.99

00:27:11.600 can lead teams.

00:27:13.560 So, and are smart enough to lead teams.

00:27:17.020 I would like to see.

00:27:17.920 I always knew that.

00:27:19.060 That was never a question.

00:27:20.360 We knew that.

00:27:21.020 But, you know, text people.

00:27:23.120 Everyone's always known that.

00:27:25.160 Warren Moon, Houston Oilers, baby.

00:27:27.640 Yeah.

00:27:28.080 It's like, you thought they weren't smart enough?

00:27:29.960 Yeah.

00:27:31.160 Yo. 0.99

00:27:31.520 You guys are racist. 0.99

00:27:33.040 Yo, Joe. 0.99

00:27:33.560 Yeah. 0.94

00:27:34.080 Oh, they're not smart.

00:27:34.660 You think they're not smart enough to lead the team?

00:27:36.860 It's like, they have three backups.

00:27:38.460 Yeah.

00:27:38.900 No, they're...

00:27:39.580 You know how competitive preseason camp is?

00:27:41.620 Like, you think Josh Allen starts?

00:27:43.080 Because Coach is like, I like Josh.

00:27:44.840 He looks like me.

00:27:45.800 He looks like a good player.

00:27:47.120 I like...

00:27:47.700 He's got grit.

00:27:48.380 I like white folks better. 0.91

00:27:50.920 Yeah.

00:27:51.200 No, there's some black guy who was just behind Tom Brady for all 10 years, all nine Super 0.99

00:27:56.420 Bowl trips, and he's just like, damn, never got my shot. 1.00

00:27:59.600 Racist Tom Brady. 1.00

00:28:01.260 So, obviously, the Super Bowl sucked. 1.00

00:28:03.520 The refs ruined the game again. 1.00

00:28:05.720 That's basically equivalent.

00:28:07.060 Like you said, like, now we can rest.

00:28:08.980 They're not smart enough.

00:28:10.660 Or they've always been smart enough.

00:28:12.600 It's like, that's basically Kelly Osbourne saying, who's going to clean your toilets?

00:28:15.860 Yeah.

00:28:16.080 Like, that's the exact same energy.

00:28:17.700 It's the same show.

00:28:18.540 I know.

00:28:19.100 So, it's like, these people are really just having... 1.00

00:28:21.100 They're building up a rapport here of just stupid ideas. 1.00

00:28:24.700 And also, on the record, Pat Mahomes is half white. 1.00

00:28:27.200 Yeah. 0.93

00:28:27.620 So, we still got that dog in him.

00:28:29.980 Yeah.

00:28:30.540 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:28:31.700 And his brother is also half white, and that's where the twink comes from. 1.00

00:28:35.280 Yeah.

00:28:36.500 That's a great point.

00:28:37.460 I think that's why the refs threw the game. 1.00

00:28:39.800 One of them wants to probably get sucked by the twink brother. 1.00

00:28:43.360 All right. 0.99

00:28:44.280 Relax.

00:28:44.560 We're going off the rails this episode.

00:28:46.060 This is a weird episode.

00:28:47.360 Yeah.

00:28:47.500 I like it, though.

00:28:48.720 Me, too.

00:28:49.340 This is where the game is headed.

00:28:50.620 We're firing from the hip, I guess.

00:28:51.580 This is like the season of delusions.

00:28:53.040 It's 2023.

00:28:54.460 All right.

00:28:54.720 So, back to the game, though.

00:28:55.520 Sorry.

00:28:55.800 It's called moving the plot forward.

00:28:58.280 Yeah.

00:28:58.600 For sure.

00:28:58.980 I interrupted you.

00:29:00.840 It's okay.

00:29:01.200 It's okay. 0.98

00:29:01.320 The game sucked.

00:29:02.780 The refs ruined the game. 1.00

00:29:03.780 The game was great until the end.

00:29:05.440 The game was great until the end.

00:29:06.860 The refs ruined the whole game on the last play by calling a penalty. 1.00

00:29:10.580 It was tied.

00:29:11.720 As some of you know, Fleckus bets overtime every game.

00:29:16.640 It's like a 20-to-1 payout.

00:29:18.280 I bet like 50 bucks trying to win a thousand.

00:29:22.200 What is that?

00:29:22.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:23.000 Yeah, a thousand bucks off a $50 bet.

00:29:25.460 That's what I do.

00:29:26.440 Comes down to the last few seconds.

00:29:28.220 All I need to do is have this team not get a first down, and they get a penalty.

00:29:33.280 And that's what happened two weeks ago with the Chiefs, too, on Patrick Mahomes as well,

00:29:37.500 which is why I think the ref was trying to get sucked. 1.00

00:29:40.240 That makes sense. 0.58

00:29:41.460 And they just ruined the whole game.

00:29:42.660 And now, I don't know.

00:29:44.460 I shouldn't be complaining about gambling, but it's really frustrating when you could have

00:29:48.360 had an overtime, and you ruined the whole game.

00:29:50.720 And then you could tell it was wrong, because when they got the first down, the Chiefs weren't

00:29:57.680 even like, nice, we just won the game.

00:29:59.700 Like, one more play, and it's done.

00:30:01.080 Take a knee.

00:30:01.780 They were kind of just like...

00:30:02.820 They wanted to celebrate after the clock struck zero instead of when they won the game

00:30:07.020 on a penalty.

00:30:07.880 It's like, in a game, you know you win.

00:30:09.280 It's like, all right, cool.

00:30:09.880 They have no timeouts.

00:30:11.040 We're on the two-yard line.

00:30:12.420 We're taking a knee.

00:30:13.760 Everyone's celebrating.

00:30:14.960 The Gatorade's getting dumped, and then clock runs out.

00:30:18.200 Now, the sideline was like, as if it was the second quarter.

00:30:21.300 Yeah.

00:30:21.440 Just like, oh, yeah, game's over.

00:30:22.960 I guess when we won...

00:30:23.980 It felt cheap.

00:30:24.800 It just felt cheap.

00:30:25.500 It felt really, really, really cheap.

00:30:26.960 So, there was a fan.

00:30:30.220 There was an Eagles fan.

00:30:32.000 There was a video of him, I think, setting up his TV for the game.

00:30:34.800 Check this out.

00:30:36.540 There he goes.

00:30:38.160 Setting it up nice for everyone to watch.

00:30:40.780 That's great.

00:30:41.440 Well, anyone else who's betting on the game, there was a little bit of a hint as to who

00:30:48.280 was going to win.

00:30:49.560 Jim Cramer was wearing an Eagles outfit.

00:30:52.120 Yeah.

00:30:52.640 Kiss of death.

00:30:53.520 Never had a chance.

00:30:54.600 Yep.

00:30:55.040 Not even close.

00:30:56.300 All right.

00:30:56.720 Moving on.

00:30:58.100 Man purses are in now.

00:31:00.500 There's a clip from an NBA game, and here's what all the men are wearing these days.

00:31:05.660 Let me know what you guys think about it in the comments.

00:31:07.640 We've got 2 Chainz with the little yellow purse. 1.00

00:31:14.260 We've got Shannon Sharp with the semi-purse.

00:31:17.240 Purse.

00:31:17.740 Literal purse. 1.00

00:31:18.680 Never heard of him.

00:31:20.260 Floyd Mayweather with the little handbag.

00:31:22.020 Well, he's carrying 100 grand of cash.

00:31:23.740 Yeah, that's all right.

00:31:24.460 That's okay.

00:31:24.980 That's all right.

00:31:26.760 Yeah.

00:31:27.240 So, your thoughts on the matter?

00:31:28.380 Well, I'm not a huge fan of the purse.

00:31:31.280 Yeah.

00:31:31.740 I was looking into like a satchel type thing that I wanted to wear across my chest and have

00:31:37.260 just like a block on my chest, but it was to put my gun in it.

00:31:41.900 Yeah.

00:31:42.500 Because I don't like wearing guns in like basketball shorts.

00:31:45.340 It's kind of like a little loosey-goosey.

00:31:47.940 I would love to have like a block on my chest that comes across, and I just have like a glock in it.

00:31:52.820 Yeah.

00:31:53.100 So, I would do that, and it has a gun.

00:31:55.520 So, that's better than just carrying like all my belongings and my pepper spray.

00:32:00.740 Well, you know, I sympathize with these effeminate celebrities a little bit, because men, what do we have?

00:32:06.860 We have the backpack, which is like high school, or we have a briefcase, which is like business.

00:32:11.800 So, we really don't have that many options.

00:32:14.000 We have better pockets than girls have, though. 1.00

00:32:16.160 I agree.

00:32:16.580 Because pants aren't tight on us like that, or they shouldn't be, at least.

00:32:20.040 I agree.

00:32:20.720 No question.

00:32:21.720 What do we need to carry?

00:32:22.720 Phone?

00:32:23.300 Wallet?

00:32:24.840 Jewel.

00:32:25.240 Jewel.

00:32:25.520 Yeah.

00:32:25.780 I think it's a purse check.

00:32:28.020 Jewel.

00:32:28.740 Jewel.

00:32:29.620 Weed pen.

00:32:30.420 Yeah.

00:32:30.760 I think it's a purse check on these guys.

00:32:33.460 That's part of the judgment.

00:32:34.920 It's like, all right, what are you holding in here?

00:32:36.300 And then it's like-

00:32:37.340 A gun in cash.

00:32:38.160 It's like, all right, you're good.

00:32:39.100 Cool.

00:32:39.580 Enjoy.

00:32:40.180 If you have nothing in the purse and it's a pure accessory, that's the most suspect thing I've ever seen, right?

00:32:44.460 Jaden Smith, no purse.

00:32:46.140 Floyd Mayweather, purse.

00:32:47.820 Hunter Green.

00:32:48.220 Fleckis, purse.

00:32:49.600 Yeah.

00:32:50.140 All right, so the jury's out, 50-50.

00:32:52.700 That was a fair representation of that argument.

00:32:55.380 Yeah, but it's in cringe for a reason, right?

00:32:58.260 Next, there was a funny, speaking of guys with purses, there was a funny Aldo tweet, our boy Aldo Budazzoni.

00:33:05.320 He's at PragerU now, good friend and fan of the show and friend of the show.

00:33:09.320 Yep.

00:33:09.600 He did a funny tweet the other day.

00:33:11.680 Is this what women think is attractive, I think it was? 1.00

00:33:13.980 Yeah, and do you want me to play the video?

00:33:15.480 Yeah, play the video.

00:33:16.380 So the video is a male makeup routine.

00:33:18.760 So I'll admit it, I wear makeup before I go out at night sometimes, and here is my five-step routine.

00:33:23.480 After applying moisturizer, I apply a tinted SPF with a sheer tint just to even out my skin texture.

00:33:29.040 Some cover-up to any dark spots and under my eyes just to brighten them a little bit.

00:33:33.240 And then apply this butter.

00:33:34.280 That's enough.

00:33:35.560 Yeah, you get the point.

00:33:36.380 Yeah.

00:33:37.080 So Aldo posted that and said, do women find this? 0.97

00:33:39.900 Is this what girls in 2023 are attracted to? 1.00

00:33:43.640 Aldo?

00:33:45.260 Aldo, we love you. 1.00

00:33:46.340 Aldo, that guy's trying to suck and fuck gay guys. 1.00

00:33:49.400 He's trying, he's gay, dude. 1.00

00:33:51.080 Don't worry about what girls are into. 1.00

00:33:52.520 He's not looking for them.

00:33:54.500 Oh, man.

00:33:55.800 All right, next, the pronoun pin fast food girl. 0.84

00:33:59.240 It's just me.

00:34:00.020 Maybe I'm more annoyed about this than I should be, but it feels like extra disrespectful to

00:34:04.060 this gender or somebody when they have a pronoun pin on.

00:34:06.660 Like, you know, I know I'm fun presenting.

00:34:08.520 I know I look like a girl, but it's right here.

00:34:11.040 Like, I have a they, them, their pronoun pin right here. 0.98

00:34:14.200 And people still call me a girl.

00:34:16.380 People are still using she, her.

00:34:18.400 And it's like, guys, come on.

00:34:21.320 I'm not asking for much here.

00:34:23.900 I'm literally just asking for people to use my pronouns.

00:34:28.940 That's all.

00:34:29.560 That's good.

00:34:30.520 Not asking for much.

00:34:31.340 Like, you're giving us an assignment.

00:34:32.780 That's homework. 1.00

00:34:33.660 You know, like, I just, I walk up, make my fucking drink, lady. 0.99

00:34:37.120 Like, yeah, exactly. 0.98

00:34:38.340 And also, it's like, who's using pronouns for this person?

00:34:42.040 It's like, you're talking about the barista within earshot of them and then calling them

00:34:46.480 the wrong pronoun.

00:34:47.280 Like, hey, she's making my drink.

00:34:49.360 She just took my order. 1.00

00:34:50.360 Yeah.

00:34:50.620 Like, so it's like completely made up too.

00:34:52.820 Yeah.

00:34:53.200 And, you know, hey, you're a guy.

00:34:55.280 You're he, him pronouns. 0.54

00:34:56.620 I thought guys had it easy.

00:34:58.880 Yeah.

00:34:59.920 We got problems too, I guess.

00:35:01.800 Yeah.

00:35:02.280 My thing is, it's just like, like you said, hey, how's it going?

00:35:07.480 Oh, good.

00:35:08.000 How are you?

00:35:08.800 Yeah.

00:35:09.040 One venti mocha, whatever.

00:35:11.300 All right.

00:35:11.800 Thank you.

00:35:12.540 Name for the order?

00:35:14.100 Richard.

00:35:15.940 Bye.

00:35:16.480 When do you refer to anyone?

00:35:18.240 Like, when is it like.

00:35:19.160 What are you talking about her?

00:35:20.500 Hey, she's making my drink now. 0.95

00:35:22.620 She looks weird.

00:35:24.060 She, she. 0.57

00:35:25.740 So I would guess this was made up.

00:35:27.780 I would guess this was made up.

00:35:29.400 Or passive aggressive to a coworker, like where she makes the video while a coworker's in

00:35:33.560 earshot.

00:35:34.100 Yeah.

00:35:34.560 Just to get them to say the they.

00:35:36.300 Smart.

00:35:36.660 So like no, no customer actually did anything.

00:35:38.640 So again, it's a LARP.

00:35:39.560 It's a nothing.

00:35:40.440 It's made up.

00:35:41.000 It's a lie.

00:35:42.180 That's a really good point.

00:35:43.820 Is this why you can't get ahead in life?

00:35:45.900 Yeah.

00:35:46.340 That's what's holding her back.

00:35:47.480 Yes.

00:35:47.920 They back or whatever.

00:35:48.920 Yes.

00:35:49.280 It's a confidence issue that constantly gets negatively reinforced every single day.

00:35:52.860 So she's down in the dumps and she can only work at Starbucks. 1.00

00:35:55.860 Yeah.

00:35:56.100 And then you, but you go into your day and you're like, I'm going to have a great day.

00:35:59.020 I'm going to have a great, awesome day.

00:36:00.660 And then someone calls you she, which you're a girl.

00:36:03.320 And it derails you.

00:36:04.240 It gives you an excuse.

00:36:04.940 And it derails you.

00:36:05.260 So what kind of like perseverance do you have?

00:36:07.700 Nothing.

00:36:08.140 No emotional stability.

00:36:08.900 What kind of drive do you have?

00:36:10.060 What kind of motivation do you have?

00:36:11.380 Are you a good worker?

00:36:12.460 You're making yourself a drink.

00:36:14.160 That's what she was doing.

00:36:15.180 She drinks it at the end.

00:36:16.380 So it's like, this is the problem.

00:36:19.380 This is what's holding you back.

00:36:21.000 You can't even like have a normal day if someone doesn't pretend with you.

00:36:24.900 Yeah.

00:36:25.140 She needs, imagine a service industry worker needing the customer to pretend with them. 0.98

00:36:32.100 Yeah.

00:36:32.660 It's like, you need to be focused on other things.

00:36:35.000 The store has a huge line.

00:36:37.420 Yeah.

00:36:37.620 I identify as thin.

00:36:38.940 It's like, you didn't call me.

00:36:40.280 You have to call me thin.

00:36:41.200 It's like, all right, thin.

00:36:43.340 Yeah.

00:36:43.820 It's like that.

00:36:46.200 Meanwhile, here's what's going on in China.

00:36:48.000 Here's what they're up to over there.

00:36:49.820 They're getting, they're getting ready for the mission.

00:36:53.400 Yeah.

00:36:54.320 Teach these kids to be John Wick.

00:36:56.540 You know, the good news is that one out of every five of these guns, if they're made

00:37:00.900 in China, will probably explode.

00:37:02.600 So that'll take out a good percentage of them.

00:37:04.940 But yeah, Americans are worried about pronouns and then the gay library stuff.

00:37:09.300 And these guys are cleaning handguns. 0.95

00:37:11.480 They're like children.

00:37:12.820 Yeah.

00:37:13.560 I know. 1.00

00:37:14.280 That's good shit. 0.99

00:37:14.820 It's called Big Trouble and we're in it. 1.00

00:37:16.820 Yeah.

00:37:17.000 Big Trouble in Little China.

00:37:18.600 Yeah.

00:37:19.600 Next, the burning haircut.

00:37:21.780 This is cringe.

00:37:23.400 I don't know if you guys have ever seen this.

00:37:29.460 That doesn't work.

00:37:31.380 What do they think happened?

00:37:32.700 I have no evidence and I don't know any facts, but that doesn't work.

00:37:38.340 And I see the hair after and it looks all fried and cooked and puffy. 0.99

00:37:42.720 And I know that place smells like shit. 1.00

00:37:44.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:44.420 It looks worse. 1.00

00:37:45.140 It smells like shit. 1.00

00:37:46.280 It is no control. 1.00

00:37:49.200 It doesn't work.

00:37:50.200 You're doing it for the gram.

00:37:51.240 You're doing it to go viral.

00:37:52.740 And at what expense?

00:37:54.000 It's like, oh, come get a haircut here. 0.99

00:37:55.220 I'll light your head on fire and I'll post it on Instagram.

00:37:57.100 And it's like, how's the haircut going to go? 0.97

00:38:00.120 Yeah.

00:38:01.580 Ulterior motives, I guess.

00:38:02.840 I guess that guy really wanted to, you know, experience something different and maybe get

00:38:06.140 on Instagram.

00:38:06.600 But, uh, yeah, not for me.

00:38:08.640 Then you, then your head smells like burnt hair for the whole week.

00:38:11.480 Yeah.

00:38:12.220 That's like the worst smell.

00:38:13.760 Um, all right.

00:38:14.440 Last piece of cringe of the week, ego lifting, ego lifting.

00:38:18.760 A lot of people are working out, which is great.

00:38:20.240 We're working out, love to work out.

00:38:22.260 We worked out our whole lives for football.

00:38:23.980 We put, we were training in college.

00:38:26.000 We're seeing a lot of people on Instagram.

00:38:28.740 There's two things we're seeing.

00:38:30.740 A lot of people, ego lifting, doing one rep maxes that they shouldn't be doing.

00:38:34.820 And it makes them pass out and like fall into the weights or like squatting with a rounded

00:38:39.580 back, like the worst rounded back you've ever seen. 1.00

00:38:41.880 And then not giving up on the lift.

00:38:43.120 We have a couple going in the background here.

00:38:44.860 We'll just keep playing them as we talk about it.

00:38:47.080 Uh, but yeah, we're seeing a lot of people squatting weights.

00:38:51.920 They can't even hold up.

00:38:53.240 They need a belt. 0.99

00:38:54.300 It's like, if you need a belt, like I'd rather, I'd rather do a one rep max without a belt

00:38:57.640 and build that core up instead of like really trying to load the legs.

00:39:00.880 Same with deadlifting.

00:39:01.840 A lot of like one rep max deadlifts where it's like you have a belt on and you have

00:39:06.520 straps.

00:39:07.280 So you can't hold the weight.

00:39:09.760 You're physically, like you're going above your own means to get a number and then people

00:39:13.820 pull until they pass out or throw up or fall and hit their head on the bar or drop the

00:39:18.540 bar on your neck.

00:39:19.940 You basically are paralyzed. 0.99

00:39:21.000 Blow out your spotter.

00:39:22.520 It's like all these things that we're seeing.

00:39:24.500 So we're not discouraging lifting.

00:39:26.060 We love lifting.

00:39:26.800 It's just, you know, there's not much reason to do a one rep max unless you're doing some

00:39:31.820 dummy numbers and the bar's bending.

00:39:33.520 That's basically my thought process is if you're an amateur or novice or, you know, and,

00:39:39.140 and we were talking about this off camera.

00:39:40.800 I think even college athletes, I don't think there's a reason to do a one rep max for any

00:39:46.500 of the major lifts, squat, deadlift, bench, like bench.

00:39:49.680 Maybe bench is probably the safest one out of all those.

00:39:51.800 I don't think you need to have a one rep max or know it.

00:39:55.700 It's like, okay, I did three, I did four Oh five for six.

00:39:59.660 Yeah.

00:40:00.200 You know, like squat.

00:40:01.480 It's like, there's no reason to go to four 95 for one.

00:40:04.600 Yeah.

00:40:05.020 You know what I mean?

00:40:05.500 It's just basically.

00:40:06.780 You're deadlifting four Oh five and it makes your nose bleed and throw up and you pass out.

00:40:10.460 Well, let's just do three 15 for five. 0.98

00:40:13.100 Exactly.

00:40:13.960 And so we want to help the young men who might watch this podcast and who might be tempted to 1.00

00:40:18.500 do some ego lifting with some stupid friends in the gym. 0.99

00:40:23.180 I don't think you should do it. 1.00

00:40:24.360 I don't think it's worth it.

00:40:25.120 I've seen a lot of snapped elbows on Instagram.

00:40:28.020 I've seen a lot of snapped arms, the legs blow out and then you're humiliated too.

00:40:32.380 Yeah.

00:40:32.760 So I think be cautious in the gyms.

00:40:35.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:36.640 And my number, you said, you asked my, what my best all time PRs are.

00:40:41.080 Yeah, sure.

00:40:41.780 Uh, I think for squat, my best ever was 500, uh, two 25, 25 times was my best ever.

00:40:49.740 And I believe 400 was the one rep max or three 95.

00:40:53.600 And then, uh, what's the other one?

00:40:57.440 Uh, I stopped listening cause I'm preparing for my bit, which is, can you contextualize

00:41:01.940 those maxes for us?

00:41:02.860 Like at what body weight was this?

00:41:04.500 A lot.

00:41:05.180 Okay.

00:41:05.940 It was a lot.

00:41:07.000 It was a lot. 1.00

00:41:08.100 So I'm not saying it like, Oh, you guys are being stupid gym idiots. 1.00

00:41:11.440 And like, I never lifted a weight in my life. 1.00

00:41:13.140 It's like, I could venture to 25 as many times as I want.

00:41:16.300 Yeah.

00:41:16.420 We both played college football.

00:41:17.760 We've been in a lifting pipeline for a long time and, uh, I wouldn't do one rep maxes anymore.

00:41:23.520 Yeah.

00:41:23.800 So me neither.

00:41:24.520 I would do two 25 tests.

00:41:26.480 I would do that.

00:41:27.120 Yeah.

00:41:27.260 Yeah.

00:41:27.460 There's different ways to do it.

00:41:28.660 It's like, how many times can you rep two 25?

00:41:30.420 How many times can you squat three 15?

00:41:32.180 You know, there's different ways to do it that aren't going to blow your body out and maybe

00:41:36.400 humiliate you at your gym.

00:41:38.420 Yeah.

00:41:38.480 And then the other thing that we're noticing at the gym is, uh, the girls, there's, there's 0.98

00:41:44.020 always girls filming themselves workout. 0.98

00:41:46.500 Uh, they think they do like a fitness channel or something and it's all guys looking at their

00:41:52.460 Instagrams.

00:41:53.360 That's who their fans are.

00:41:54.480 And if you're at the gym, you're a creep if you're watching or you look over, but if you're 0.99

00:41:59.140 on the phone and you're seeing like their ass doing like a lunge, like a reverse lunge, 0.99

00:42:04.520 it's just like a video of their butt, that's how they want you. 1.00

00:42:07.200 They are, you're allowed to look at their butt, but you have to look through the phone. 0.99

00:42:09.940 Yeah. 0.93

00:42:10.380 And it needs to be laundered through the phones because if you do it in the gym, you're a

00:42:14.140 creep and then they'll post that.

00:42:15.600 That's their content.

00:42:16.660 But if you'd go through the phone, everything's possible.

00:42:19.280 You can do whatever you want.

00:42:20.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:20.900 Um, and so you walk into the gym, you look left, you see a girl filming her ass and then 1.00

00:42:24.900 you're on camera. 1.00

00:42:25.460 You go, Oh shit. 1.00

00:42:26.520 You look to the right, you see a kid, one rep maxing something. 1.00

00:42:29.500 He blows out his back. 1.00

00:42:30.380 You go, Oh fuck. 1.00

00:42:31.040 And then like you look up the Stairmaster, it's full of asses and you go, Oh shit. 1.00

00:42:35.020 How many of them are filming? 1.00

00:42:36.280 Did they see?

00:42:37.400 Um, so the gym is a tough place to develop a Twitch at the gym where you're like, no,

00:42:41.840 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't look.

00:42:44.400 No.

00:42:45.020 Yeah.

00:42:45.320 Um, and speaking of that fitness, I, there's a fitness influencer, a girl that I stumbled

00:42:49.660 upon and I won't name names of course, because, uh, that would be rude.

00:42:53.700 But I saw her post about how she wanted advice from other fitness influencer girls because

00:43:01.020 her following on Instagram, like she was looking at the insights on Instagram was 90% men.

00:43:07.180 Yeah.

00:43:07.760 And it's like, let's be honest about who your product is for, right?

00:43:11.480 Like no one's looking for your routine.

00:43:14.080 No one's looking for the, uh, crispy salmon recipe that you use when you cut.

00:43:20.240 But yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:43:21.580 They're looking for your gigantic dump truck ass and they're basically, yeah. 0.99

00:43:26.540 So ladies, I mean, you know what it is. 1.00

00:43:29.400 We know what it is too.

00:43:30.880 It's just, if you're doing it, don't be surprised.

00:43:33.220 Yeah.

00:43:33.400 Oh, I wanted to be like a workout channel for girls. 1.00

00:43:35.900 It's like, you're wearing like tan flesh colored leggings. 1.00

00:43:41.000 With the seam that goes up your ass crack and then blows out your ass. 1.00

00:43:44.640 Right. 1.00

00:43:45.280 So, and then like you're wearing a bra.

00:43:47.840 Yeah.

00:43:48.060 It's like, girls, why aren't you following me for my workout routine?

00:43:52.360 It's like, you're doing OnlyFans light.

00:43:53.800 Just do OnlyFans. 0.95

00:43:54.520 You're, you're a junior level executive at OnlyFans.

00:43:56.900 You're, you're on the, you're in the pipeline, right?

00:43:58.680 You're in the OnlyFans pipeline.

00:44:00.120 Yeah.

00:44:00.220 All right.

00:44:00.720 Moving on.

00:44:01.440 That's the end of cringe of the week.

00:44:02.460 It was a great cringe of the week.

00:44:03.680 We're coming into urban decay.

00:44:04.960 This episode feels different.

00:44:06.520 Why?

00:44:07.100 Like our cringes and our normal cringe.

00:44:09.160 We're going on weird topics.

00:44:10.320 Very schizophrenic. 0.64

00:44:11.600 Very schizophrenic.

00:44:12.560 I don't know.

00:44:13.060 It's an all episode.

00:44:13.780 It's the year of delusions and we're making our delusions a reality and we're moving the

00:44:18.380 plot forward.

00:44:19.180 Yep.

00:44:19.440 And that's how you do it.

00:44:20.600 Makes sense.

00:44:21.160 The show theme, the show energy is a little different.

00:44:24.060 I'm feeling great.

00:44:25.660 Me too.

00:44:25.880 I feel like I'm in a great mood.

00:44:27.100 We're on point.

00:44:27.940 We're having a great episode.

00:44:29.480 Last week, I was like feeling not good.

00:44:31.020 I was like kind of sick, not feeling great.

00:44:32.980 And I apologize to everyone in bonus land.

00:44:34.980 Yeah.

00:44:35.500 I had to apologize in bonus length.

00:44:37.060 I just didn't bring it last week.

00:44:38.280 I brought it this week.

00:44:39.280 I'm ready to go.

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00:45:00.960 in bonus land this week.

00:45:02.480 We're talking about Damar Hamlin.

00:45:03.620 We're talking about some 4chan posts, aggressive lesbians, Project Veritas, caught a guy who 0.97

00:45:09.740 stole a bike.

00:45:10.740 There's a Hitler lookalike, mini bikes, Jack Nicklaus, Jaden Smith is crying.

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00:45:18.600 Yeah.

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00:45:30.540 All right.

00:45:30.920 First Urban Decay, stealing from their warehouse.

00:45:34.240 Yeah.

00:45:34.480 This is a Nike warehouse in Memphis.

00:45:39.680 So they backed up the U-Haul to the loading zone.

00:45:42.260 They backed up their own truck.

00:45:45.120 This is actually, I'm thinking inside job now.

00:45:48.160 If that gate went open and they were already backed up to the loading dock. 0.99

00:45:52.280 And then look at some guys go, oh shit. 0.99

00:45:54.080 So they backed up right to the Nike facility with their own truck, cut the middleman. 0.99

00:46:00.480 That's very entrepreneurial.

00:46:02.340 Yeah.

00:46:03.340 I'm an entrepreneur.

00:46:05.600 Yeah.

00:46:06.020 And then the warehouse workers start coming with mops.

00:46:07.940 They start swinging.

00:46:08.680 This ain't retail.

00:46:09.500 This isn't Ross.

00:46:10.920 Yeah.

00:46:11.440 This is a warehouse.

00:46:12.640 Cut out the middleman.

00:46:13.820 Go straight to the source.

00:46:14.760 Maybe next they can do like a Spirit Airlines flight to Indonesia and just take him out.

00:46:19.300 Straight at the garment factory.

00:46:21.000 Take him out of the kids' hands.

00:46:22.560 Yeah.

00:46:23.200 All right.

00:46:23.680 Next.

00:46:24.140 Loud Lad gets KO'd.

00:46:27.000 This guy's losing it.

00:46:28.640 There's the Loud Lad.

00:46:29.800 He's kind of going crazy.

00:46:32.260 And now he's asleep.

00:46:33.460 That's what he gets.

00:46:39.040 Here on the show, we are proponents of, is that the correct word?

00:46:44.000 Both depends on what you say.

00:46:45.480 Proponents of never throwing the first punch.

00:46:47.460 Of course we are.

00:46:48.460 So I never throw the first punch.

00:46:49.740 I don't believe in throwing the first punch.

00:46:50.980 I will teach people to not throw the first punch, like my children.

00:46:54.800 You don't start fights, but you finish them, correct?

00:46:56.960 Exactly.

00:46:57.240 Is that the philosophy?

00:46:58.280 That's what dad always said.

00:46:59.560 That's what dad always said.

00:47:00.560 That's what a good dad will tell you.

00:47:02.220 Yep.

00:47:02.460 But in this case, he's kind of like a public disturbance that needs to go to sleep.

00:47:09.760 Well, hey, legally speaking, if that guy gets caught who swung, like he's probably in trouble.

00:47:16.080 He's probably in trouble.

00:47:16.840 But, you know, morally speaking and with the crowd, whatever the crowd wants, the instigator got got, and now he's sleeping on the sidewalk.

00:47:22.880 Yeah.

00:47:23.200 We live in a society.

00:47:24.460 So, yeah.

00:47:26.100 Next is an example of not throwing the first punch.

00:47:28.760 There was a guy punch at the hockey game.

00:47:32.460 Step down here and I'm going to talk to that.

00:47:35.440 All right, then. 0.99

00:47:36.540 Take the fuck up here. 0.99

00:47:38.280 Come here. 0.99

00:47:39.080 Make it.

00:47:40.320 Yo! 1.00

00:47:41.380 Boom.

00:47:42.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:42.340 Yo! 1.00

00:47:42.840 Yo! 1.00

00:47:42.900 Yo! 1.00

00:47:43.400 Yo! 1.00

00:47:43.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:44.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:44.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:45.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:45.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:46.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:46.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:47.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:47.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:48.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:48.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:49.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:49.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:50.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:50.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:51.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:51.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:52.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:52.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:53.000 Yo! 1.00

00:47:53.500 Yo! 1.00

00:47:54.000 So, he said the N-word with an A at the end.

00:47:57.260 Hey, little boy.

00:47:57.940 Little boy.

00:47:58.400 Hey, little boy.

00:47:59.380 Hey, little boy. 1.00

00:48:00.260 No, fuck that. 1.00

00:48:01.300 No, fuck that. 1.00

00:48:03.080 Little boy. 1.00

00:48:04.160 No, hell no. 0.99

00:48:05.280 I ain't done shit. 0.98

00:48:06.600 I ain't done shit. 0.94

00:48:08.000 Okay.

00:48:08.500 So, that's what I wanted to get to.

00:48:10.200 They're saying, like, little boy pinning him down. 0.99

00:48:12.240 He's like, I ain't done shit. 0.99

00:48:13.540 He hit me first, right? 0.98

00:48:14.560 He hit me first, right?

00:48:15.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:16.080 And it's like, yeah.

00:48:17.020 That's a good point.

00:48:17.980 If you hear a word that doesn't make you comfy and cozy, you can't swing on an adult.

00:48:24.300 You can't just try to knock someone out.

00:48:27.020 So, I know that's like the street rules or whatever, but when the police come or when

00:48:31.500 somebody comes and this kid sues you in small claims court for $3,000 or whatever.

00:48:36.580 You're going to pay up.

00:48:37.340 You swung first.

00:48:38.540 Have some self-restraint.

00:48:39.920 He said a bad word that's in every rap song on earth.

00:48:42.640 And he also said it in a way which-

00:48:44.040 Do you start punching your wife when you hear rap on the radio?

00:48:46.720 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:48.420 And then when you hear the way he said it, it sounds like he's allowed to culturally.

00:48:54.000 Yeah, I think he's in that sort of like a weird nebulous world there.

00:48:58.160 That weird Florida gas station, 2 a.m.

00:49:00.680 He comes in saying it, but the other black people are kind of like, nah, that's fine. 1.00

00:49:05.260 Yeah, whatever.

00:49:06.280 He's been saying it for a long time.

00:49:08.100 There's also a Richard Rapwhite doppelganger in this video right over here.

00:49:12.440 You see him right there looking up from the row ahead and looking back.

00:49:16.660 There's you again.

00:49:18.220 All right.

00:49:18.880 Next, the guy in the unicorn costume gets fired, forgets he's at work. 0.99

00:49:23.960 So he comes over and he's kind of like, ah, shit. 0.98

00:49:43.500 Are you guys doing a bit? 0.99

00:49:44.820 I don't know.

00:49:45.360 He comes over and tries to dance with the lady and then gets slapped a little bit.

00:49:48.540 Yeah, as he should.

00:49:49.720 That's how you get fired from your job.

00:49:51.060 Yep.

00:49:51.240 All right.

00:49:52.440 I don't really have any points on that.

00:49:53.540 Next.

00:49:54.280 I don't really either.

00:49:55.560 The Oscar Mayer wiener truck had its catalytic converter stolen.

00:50:00.200 Yes, in Las Vegas.

00:50:01.960 So is nothing sacred anymore.

00:50:04.740 We used to be a proper country.

00:50:06.780 We used to pour steel.

00:50:08.160 I've seen the Wienermobile one time.

00:50:11.280 It came to Chicago one day when I was working downtown.

00:50:14.340 I saw it.

00:50:14.860 I go, wow, that's Americana.

00:50:17.120 Yeah.

00:50:17.520 They haven't took take that from us yet.

00:50:19.260 Right.

00:50:19.780 Yeah.

00:50:20.120 And look at what they did.

00:50:21.600 Look what they did.

00:50:22.520 The street rat takes it for what?

00:50:23.960 $80 worth of copper?

00:50:25.420 Or what even are the minerals or whatever that they want?

00:50:30.180 Copper, I would assume.

00:50:31.300 Stole the Oscar Mayer wiener catalytic converter.

00:50:34.020 You know who you're stealing from? 1.00

00:50:35.480 You and your friends are dead.

00:50:38.140 You have any idea who you're stealing from? 1.00

00:50:40.060 You and your friends are dead.

00:50:41.860 That's from Batman in the beginning of the Joker Batman when they go rob that bank and the guy comes out.

00:50:46.780 You know who you're stealing from?

00:50:47.720 He's got the shotgun in the bank.

00:50:49.220 Yeah. 0.90

00:50:49.380 You and your friends are dead. 0.99

00:50:51.860 Yeah.

00:50:52.400 And so, I mean, man, isn't it a sad world where someone would desecrate such a symbol of peace and freedom for what, $80?

00:51:00.380 And catalytic converter theft is obviously something that if you live in a city, you have seen a lot of.

00:51:08.300 I think my sister had her catalytic converter cut off twice. 0.87

00:51:11.860 They come in with a sawzall.

00:51:13.880 They trim it off.

00:51:14.780 They take it.

00:51:15.320 And then they go sell it for scrap metal for, you know, it's pretty valuable and it's easy to do.

00:51:20.700 But you totally disable someone's car.

00:51:23.300 Like, or I think you can drive, but it just gets, like, greasy.

00:51:26.880 Yeah.

00:51:27.280 And you eventually need to repair it.

00:51:28.920 That one's probably got, like, relish on it or something. 0.99

00:51:31.500 It's probably got some stupid little, like, thing, like, got, like, mustard and relish or something. 0.99

00:51:36.840 Like, a French fry. 0.99

00:51:37.720 It's made out of French fries.

00:51:38.820 And it's, like, who's going to put this in their car?

00:51:41.360 Yeah.

00:51:41.780 But so if America was a serious country, everybody knows that we have these catalytic converter thefts happening all around.

00:51:47.580 And it's, like, a street rat junkie taking something that's pertinent to you getting to work and being economically productive, right? 0.98

00:51:54.580 They take it.

00:51:55.280 They sell it.

00:51:55.940 They get their money.

00:51:56.860 Nothing happens to them.

00:51:58.000 If we said, first time we catch you stealing a catalytic converter, you get two weeks in jail.

00:52:02.820 And it's, like, a bad, it's a temporary catalytic converter jail.

00:52:07.260 It's not even well-staffed.

00:52:08.460 Smart.

00:52:09.180 Conditions are squalor.

00:52:10.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:10.640 First offense, you go for two weeks.

00:52:12.040 Second offense, you go for a month.

00:52:13.760 Third offense, you're there for six months. 0.81

00:52:15.400 Death penalty.

00:52:15.980 Yeah. 0.97

00:52:16.620 Well, dude.

00:52:17.200 First offense, two weeks.

00:52:18.220 Second offense, two months.

00:52:19.740 Third offense, death penalty.

00:52:21.920 Hey, if you can't stop stealing catalytic converters for the third time, you know, you get put down.

00:52:28.000 I'm not necessarily saying I disagree, but that is extreme.

00:52:32.420 But we used to be a serious country, you know?

00:52:34.560 Like, I always say this.

00:52:36.360 I think politicians, one of their main jobs is playing whack-a-mole, right?

00:52:41.140 Whatever the issue that bubbles up is, you have to smack that down, right?

00:52:45.700 And catalytic converter theft is clearly hurting so many people.

00:52:48.960 And I'm sure there's commenters who are going to be like, dude, my catalytic converter was stolen by this.

00:52:53.340 I had him on camera.

00:52:54.200 Nothing happened, you know?

00:52:56.000 Of course.

00:52:56.840 But, like, if we don't have the political will to stop something when it becomes, like, a nationwide sweeping thing, then we don't really have anything.

00:53:03.960 And we're just on a steady decline for nothing.

00:53:06.660 Yeah.

00:53:07.180 Which, I guess we are.

00:53:08.320 We are.

00:53:09.420 So, that's just really frustrating.

00:53:11.240 And it's like, nobody does anything.

00:53:13.000 It's one of the worst, like, annoying crimes.

00:53:16.160 That and break-smashing a window to get into your car that doesn't have anything in it.

00:53:19.900 We need a Curtis Sliwa situation.

00:53:24.680 I agree.

00:53:25.260 Where we have the people come around and protect the catalytic converters.

00:53:28.340 We have goons who are just patrolling the street in a certain red outfit.

00:53:31.460 And it's like, you can now set up, like, stings where it's like, oh, I'll buy the catalytic converter.

00:53:35.900 And then when you go to sell it, then you get beat up.

00:53:39.380 And then you take the catalytic converter back to the car.

00:53:41.740 Or, oh, where'd you get it from?

00:53:42.860 Oh, a Honda?

00:53:43.620 Oh, where was it parked?

00:53:44.360 Oh, on Park Street?

00:53:45.500 Okay.

00:53:46.060 Yeah.

00:53:46.400 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:53:47.660 And then you bring it back.

00:53:49.020 Yeah.

00:53:49.280 That's actually probably my best idea from the show.

00:53:52.040 Yeah.

00:53:52.560 All right.

00:53:53.540 Let's end on that, then.

00:53:54.380 Yeah.

00:53:54.700 Moving on.

00:53:55.140 All right.

00:53:55.360 Last thing.

00:53:56.360 There's a teenager who got into Stanford.

00:53:58.760 What's the thing?

00:54:00.080 Teen accepted to Stanford after writing hashtag Black Lives Matter 100 times on application.

00:54:05.880 When it comes to college essays, one teen is showing the short but powerful message may be the path to success.

00:54:11.540 Which is so true.

00:54:12.900 How do you get into a good college?

00:54:14.600 You write BLM on it.

00:54:16.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:16.420 You write shit you might not even believe and then hope that they just let you in. 1.00

00:54:20.660 And this was on a Q&A section of his college application. 1.00

00:54:23.820 It said, what matters to you?

00:54:25.240 And then he just wrote, he's like, what matters to me?

00:54:28.360 How can I do this?

00:54:29.340 My mom, my family, honor, integrity.

00:54:33.140 Ding, ding, ding. 0.97

00:54:34.180 In his little brain. 0.92

00:54:35.340 Yeah. 0.96

00:54:35.580 I'll just write Black Lives Matter 100 times. 0.73

00:54:37.920 If you said my family culture and my lineage, it's like, hmm.

00:54:41.500 But then you just write Black Lives Matter 100 times.

00:54:43.760 So you don't actually even make a point.

00:54:45.460 Yep.

00:54:45.780 You just wrote it 100 times.

00:54:47.300 Basically yelled it at Stanford.

00:54:48.580 And then Stanford gets scared and they go, let them in.

00:54:51.040 I don't want to get in trouble.

00:54:52.120 And also, I'm assuming this is not handwritten.

00:54:54.640 So it took no effort.

00:54:55.660 So he copied Black Lives Matter, pasted it, copied two of them, pasted that, got a chunk

00:55:00.660 of four, pasted that, and he just went on a paste spree.

00:55:03.580 I bet he copied one and did paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste, paste.

00:55:06.540 He didn't do like the 2X multiplier smart copy.

00:55:09.760 Because he had to four, then he'd do like five, and then he'd done.

00:55:11.720 Well, if he wrote Black Lives Matter 100 times, then he wouldn't be smart enough to do an 0.79

00:55:15.440 efficient copy paste.

00:55:16.500 So you're right.

00:55:16.900 Exactly.

00:55:17.920 So yeah, that is that.

00:55:19.640 That's the end of Urban Decay.

00:55:20.920 We are into Uplifting Gold.

00:55:23.240 Ding, ding, ding.

00:55:24.420 Our first part of Uplifting Gold is not a clip.

00:55:27.360 It's an article. 0.97

00:55:28.460 It's the end of all white male cockpits. 1.00

00:55:31.460 Yeah, the end of the all male, all white cockpit. 0.79

00:55:33.940 Airlines are struggling to find enough pilots and to diversify a profession that has been

00:55:37.900 very resistant to change.

00:55:39.900 And they got two black ladies in the cockpit in this photo. 1.00

00:55:42.680 Yeah.

00:55:42.900 Which is good because I've never seen, which we kind of need.

00:55:45.840 I've never seen a video of a pilot beating up a passenger.

00:55:50.120 I was going to say, it used to end at the gate. 1.00

00:55:53.420 And now we're going to see pilots pulling hair and beating out a passenger and shit. 0.99

00:55:57.280 So it's going to be good entertainment. 0.99

00:55:58.720 Yeah.

00:55:59.060 Ground control to flight 52.

00:56:01.560 What's your cruising altitude?

00:56:02.860 Like I said.

00:56:04.040 I already told you.

00:56:05.360 Like I said, 30,000 feet.

00:56:07.460 Like I said, I got to ask me.

00:56:09.240 Don't ask me again.

00:56:10.540 Air traffic control to Delta 131.

00:56:13.060 What runway are you running on?

00:56:14.860 Uh, don't ask me again.

00:56:16.740 I told y'all.

00:56:18.020 Like I said, runway C.

00:56:20.000 Yeah.

00:56:20.520 Uh, passenger in B3.

00:56:22.700 Was you just in the overhead compartment?

00:56:25.060 Yeah.

00:56:26.740 Oh, man.

00:56:27.400 You can't do that to a flight.

00:56:28.420 Seatbelt sign is on.

00:56:29.600 I ain't going to ask, ask y'all again.

00:56:31.800 Yep.

00:56:32.260 Yep.

00:56:32.620 Yep.

00:56:32.920 Yep.

00:56:33.140 Yep.

00:56:33.360 So that's what's going to happen. 1.00

00:56:35.320 Uh, next, the girl tries to vacuum the fuck. 1.00

00:56:37.880 Um, and then do we want to go with what, uh, Afghanistan's up to though? 0.99

00:56:41.540 Yeah.

00:56:41.780 The Taliban, the Taliban has some new, uh, pilots.

00:56:45.140 Yep.

00:56:45.500 Grads to these guys.

00:56:46.520 I'm sure they passed the test.

00:56:47.680 Yeah.

00:56:48.080 Flying colors.

00:56:48.840 And that one guy's got no shoes.

00:56:50.220 Yep.

00:56:51.040 Yep.

00:56:51.240 Which is great.

00:56:51.900 These guys all have like eyeliner on.

00:56:53.540 Is that just what happens in Afghanistan?

00:56:54.940 They look like that?

00:56:56.720 Yeah.

00:56:56.980 That's a good question.

00:56:57.920 They do look like little rock stars, don't they?

00:57:00.240 Yeah.

00:57:01.300 All right.

00:57:01.860 Uplifting gold.

00:57:02.660 We're moving on.

00:57:03.340 Uplifting gold.

00:57:04.540 Uh.

00:57:04.860 We're done with the pilot impressions?

00:57:06.740 Yeah.

00:57:07.120 Any more spirit jokes?

00:57:07.840 We're still in.

00:57:08.540 We're still, this is uplifting gold.

00:57:10.060 The uplifting part is that they're diversifying the pilots.

00:57:12.740 Yeah.

00:57:13.000 Thank God.

00:57:13.700 Uh, and in other news, you know, trains are crashing.

00:57:16.680 Actually, I just read something about a United flight, uh, to Hawaii that like reached its cruising altitude, took a dive and then came within 750 feet of the ocean floor.

00:57:28.080 And then pulled up, eventually pulled up.

00:57:30.860 So it's like, we already have like near misses all the time. 1.00

00:57:34.060 Let's start hiring some unqualified like idiots. 1.00

00:57:36.740 Diversity hires. 1.00

00:57:37.380 Shoehorn them in there.

00:57:38.280 And I guarantee you a triple seven is going down.

00:57:40.640 I guarantee you.

00:57:41.840 Imagine being on the flight.

00:57:42.820 It's like this Captain pneumonia.

00:57:45.680 And it's like, uh, and you're sitting there like, uh, I hope she's got a good first officer.

00:57:51.420 And first officer Brielle. 1.00

00:57:53.360 It's like, fuck. 1.00

00:57:55.760 It's delicious. 1.00

00:57:56.680 We go, we go to Vegas.

00:57:58.140 We'll get you to Vegas.

00:57:59.040 And it's like, oh, yeah, that should be fine.

00:58:02.040 It's all out of Atlanta.

00:58:03.360 Hey, we go, we stop it through Atlanta.

00:58:05.480 Yeah.

00:58:05.960 And it's like, you want to get off the plane, but you can't.

00:58:08.340 Cause there's like a thing.

00:58:08.920 Once the door is closed, you can't.

00:58:10.340 So then you have to get like thrown off the plane.

00:58:12.080 We're like bomb.

00:58:14.840 You have to start yelling threats. 0.98

00:58:16.980 Bomb, bomb. 0.99

00:58:18.320 I have to get off. 0.75

00:58:19.420 Yeah.

00:58:20.500 Bomb.

00:58:20.860 Yeah.

00:58:22.240 Grab my bag.

00:58:23.220 Like very politely. 0.73

00:58:24.600 Bomb. 0.84

00:58:25.220 B-O-M-B. 1.00

00:58:26.260 Bomb.

00:58:27.140 Backpack on.

00:58:27.660 Just take me to the cops.

00:58:28.860 Take me off the plane.

00:58:29.700 Take me to the cops. 0.99

00:58:31.000 Bomb.

00:58:32.140 All right.

00:58:32.700 Next, the girl tries to vacuum the bug. 1.00

00:58:34.760 I don't have anything prepared for this.

00:58:35.980 It's just funny.

00:58:37.360 Kind of vacuum the bug.

00:58:39.580 It doesn't work and you're down.

00:58:43.020 And you're down bad.

00:58:44.620 And the bug is free in the house still.

00:58:46.440 Yep.

00:58:46.780 That's good.

00:58:48.160 All right.

00:58:48.680 Next, the guy goes for a jump.

00:58:49.920 And he's dead.

00:58:56.160 This is uplifting because of how much confidence he had.

00:58:59.800 Yeah.

00:59:00.560 He was really going for it.

00:59:02.180 That's a delusion, right?

00:59:03.400 He went for his delusion.

00:59:04.120 Trying to make a delusion a reality.

00:59:05.440 I'm going to jump off, do a flip, and land on this thing.

00:59:07.820 And he went for it.

00:59:09.340 And it's the season of delusion.

00:59:10.840 So it's like, yeah, I really, really respect that.

00:59:13.720 He had a lot of confidence.

00:59:16.140 I'm going to be honest.

00:59:16.720 When I downloaded this, I thought it was going into the Richard Rapoy doppelganger section.

00:59:20.120 So I'm glad to see that it's just a standalone.

00:59:22.040 Oh, because he looks like you?

00:59:23.400 I'm not saying that.

00:59:24.500 I just thought that's where you thought it was going.

00:59:26.800 That's what you said.

00:59:28.060 Next, speaking of delusions, making delusions a reality, the guy who got caught stealing the monkeys.

00:59:31.840 What's that headline say?

00:59:33.100 A Texas man arrested for stealing monkeys says he will do it again if he's released.

00:59:37.680 That's the energy, guys.

00:59:39.240 That's the energy.

00:59:40.280 Telling it straight to the judge, I'll do it again.

00:59:43.220 Yeah.

00:59:43.780 Even if, yeah, even if you fail with your delusions and you get caught or you flip your head or whatever,

00:59:49.000 it's better to try the delusion and fail than to not ever try to make the delusion a reality is what I'm realizing.

00:59:56.580 Absolutely.

00:59:57.160 So that guy doing that, that's the energy of the year.

01:00:00.620 And if you're not bringing that energy, someone's going to eat your lunch this year.

01:00:04.800 Yep.

01:00:05.360 And 2024 is not going to be yours either.

01:00:08.220 All right.

01:00:08.940 Cool.

01:00:09.440 Next, sled launch.

01:00:11.340 Some kids are sledding. 0.99

01:00:13.940 They get absolutely fucking launched. 0.98

01:00:17.520 Too fast. 0.97

01:00:18.420 Too fast.

01:00:19.500 Too slick of a hill.

01:00:20.580 You've sled down it too many times.

01:00:22.820 Enjoy the chipped teeth. 1.00

01:00:25.160 That's good shit, though. 1.00

01:00:26.880 Yeah, that's Americana. 1.00

01:00:27.740 I'm cursing a lot this episode.

01:00:28.720 Sorry about that, guys.

01:00:29.640 Yeah.

01:00:29.820 Sorry, Mom.

01:00:31.040 Sorry, Mom.

01:00:31.780 I am cursing.

01:00:32.540 It's lazy.

01:00:33.080 You're right.

01:00:34.460 All right.

01:00:35.140 Sand car.

01:00:35.640 Perfect reverse.

01:00:36.480 Use your words.

01:00:37.020 Be descriptive.

01:00:38.160 Yeah.

01:00:39.440 It's like, be descriptive.

01:00:41.040 I'm describing like gay stuff. 0.98

01:00:42.340 And it's like, are you sure you want me to?

01:00:45.940 Yeah, this one.

01:00:47.500 This is a good video.

01:00:48.800 This is pretty cool.

01:00:49.940 Dad, daughter. 1.00

01:00:52.020 You're dead. 1.00

01:00:52.640 You're dead. 1.00

01:00:52.960 You're dead. 1.00

01:00:53.420 Nope. 0.99

01:00:53.780 Isn't that great?

01:00:56.420 It's a good save.

01:00:57.480 Because he would have flipped and then been under mud water.

01:01:00.120 The kid would have been under mud water.

01:01:01.660 That would have been really dangerous.

01:01:03.080 Dad saves the day.

01:01:04.060 Yep.

01:01:04.520 Little basketball.

01:01:04.920 But he also almost ruined the day.

01:01:06.660 So.

01:01:07.340 Well, I think he always had it in him.

01:01:09.400 As long as there were no things that were really, really bad that day, he knew what he

01:01:12.760 was doing.

01:01:13.320 Okay.

01:01:13.780 Is my take.

01:01:14.500 Fair.

01:01:14.980 Little Kid Basketball shot.

01:01:19.080 No, he's going to go.

01:01:20.820 No, he's going to go.

01:01:23.520 Do it, MJ.

01:01:26.420 Where's your team?

01:01:31.080 Isn't that great?

01:01:32.160 And he makes it.

01:01:33.340 And it went in.

01:01:34.460 Yeah.

01:01:34.860 That's good.

01:01:35.380 Little Kid Basketball.

01:01:36.340 But they don't even call the penalties.

01:01:37.880 The fouls.

01:01:38.500 I remember going to a Little Kid Basketball game and I watched.

01:01:41.560 And this was like maybe a little older than this.

01:01:44.180 And I watched a kid go like this, pivot, and step completely out of bounds.

01:01:49.640 Like 50-50 split his body out of bounds.

01:01:52.160 And the ref goes like, just let it go.

01:01:56.160 That's what I like.

01:01:57.080 That's Americana.

01:01:58.040 We're not trying to waste the adults' time here.

01:01:59.840 Yeah.

01:02:00.880 When little kids.

01:02:02.240 Calling every single thing.

01:02:02.680 True foul.

01:02:03.380 Yep.

01:02:03.940 Traveling.

01:02:04.480 And one.

01:02:05.040 You never dribbled.

01:02:06.040 Yep.

01:02:06.420 Yeah.

01:02:07.200 Turnover.

01:02:08.120 Little Kid Valentine, last clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:02:11.720 Hi.

01:02:12.300 How are you?

01:02:12.860 Hi.

01:02:13.180 Hi.

01:02:13.440 Hi.

01:02:14.180 Do you want to see Lila?

01:02:15.200 Oh, do you want to see Lila?

01:02:16.480 Wearing a little suit.

01:02:17.400 She's got flowers.

01:02:18.060 Hi, Lila.

01:02:20.240 Hi, Lila.

01:02:23.260 Happy Valentine.

01:02:26.420 What is it?

01:02:27.020 Hi.

01:02:28.260 I can't believe you.

01:02:34.160 What is all this?

01:02:36.980 Wow.

01:02:37.640 Isn't that nice?

01:02:38.460 That is nice.

01:02:39.800 Give us a little gift.

01:02:40.700 Nice, classy kid.

01:02:41.900 Nice parents.

01:02:42.660 Both sides.

01:02:43.740 Wearing a suit.

01:02:46.260 Give a nice gift.

01:02:47.340 All right.

01:02:47.580 That's it.

01:02:48.520 That's good.

01:02:49.220 That's nice.

01:02:49.680 That's uplifting.

01:02:50.620 All right.

01:02:51.160 Another Fluggist Talks in the Books. 0.99

01:02:52.280 Thank you guys for watching.

01:02:53.800 This is a good episode.

01:02:54.840 This is probably one of my top six favorite episodes ever.

01:02:58.600 Cool.

01:02:58.780 Sorry for being disrupted.

01:03:01.060 I was thinking we missed a point.

01:03:02.760 We were going to make a whole point about climate change versus environmentalism and what moves the needle money wise and what actually moves the needle inverse.

01:03:11.860 So we'll talk about that in bonus land.

01:03:14.760 Okay.

01:03:16.540 I just realized we both wrote it down.

01:03:19.260 You know, it's like we missed a whole chunk of the episode.

01:03:21.320 That's the end of the show.

01:03:22.480 It was a great episode.

01:03:23.380 Thank you guys for watching all the way through.

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01:03:44.640 It's the outro.

01:03:46.120 We're saying goodbye before we do.

01:03:48.180 It's Michael Woodcock's the third's birthday.

01:03:51.520 Happy birthday, buddy.

01:03:52.840 Little guy.

01:03:53.460 He's a little baby and he watches the show every week.

01:03:56.320 He's never missed in like 70 weeks.

01:03:59.140 Apparently.

01:04:00.380 So shout out.

01:04:01.400 Hello, everybody who's watching, who requested the shout out.

01:04:04.960 You've got it.

01:04:05.960 Happy birthday, Michael.

01:04:07.180 We love the Woodcock family.

01:04:09.160 Thank you guys for supporting the show.

01:04:10.720 Keep it up.

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01:04:14.080 All right.

01:04:14.420 That's it for us.

01:04:15.480 Like, share, subscribe.

01:04:16.180 All the good stuff.

01:04:16.820 We'll see you at the next one.

01:04:19.880 Cool.

01:04:20.620 Hey, it was a great episode.

01:04:21.480 Yeah.

01:04:21.820 Solid.

01:04:22.060 That was my top five favorite episodes we've ever done.

01:04:24.100 That's great.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - February 17, 2023

＂SECRETARY＂ OF TRANSPORTATION - PETE BUTTIGIEG ROAST

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