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Joe Biden went to the bathroom in his pants again in public. We go over the secret signal Jill Biden gave to get him out of there. In Cringe of the Week, we make fun of an annoying Indian kid who claims he s hooking up with chicks. In Urban Decay, a man was murdered over a dollar at a chicken wing store. And last but not least, the new pandemic is almost here. The first death in Mexico has been revealed. All this and more on today s episode of Flack of Socks.
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All right. Welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 176.
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Today on the show, Joe Biden went to the bathroom in his pants again in public.
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We're going to go over the secret signal Jill Biden gave to get him out of there.
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Then in Cringe of the Week, we make fun of this annoying Indian kid who claims he's hooking up with hella chicks.
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And we also have a disappointed dad section that you're not going to want to miss.
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In Urban Decay, a man was murdered over a dollar at a chicken wing store.
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And last but not least, the new pandemic is almost here.
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All this and more. It's Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 176.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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It's Flack of Socks, a podcast featuring Richard Graham.
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We're not doing the show anymore because not enough of you guys joined Bonusland.
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I think a lot of people thought that the Bonusland call-to-action sign-up thing was meant for someone else.
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And because of that, we had to cancel the show because there's a whole operation here that needs to pay people.
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And we can't do that if people don't sign up for Bonusland.
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And so for that reason, the show is now canceled.
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Thank you for coming along the journey and putting us into your homes and making us part of your lives.
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That's all you're going to get from here on out.
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Before we get into the show, this is not any sort of Illuminati symbolism.
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We have a great cringe, great urban, some uplifting gold.
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Special announcement at the end, actually at the beginning of uplifting gold.
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A judge orders Bannon to surrender for prison term by July 1st, and he was convicted two
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years ago of contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with the subpoena from the January
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Four months in jail, which is the whole election cycle.
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You're going to go into jail until, I don't know, November 6th?
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They're kind of like going into phase two of whatever their plan is.
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And I think, I don't know, Trump goes back and forth when it comes to retribution and
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Obviously, here on the show, we want Trump to go on an absolute revenge tour.
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But sometimes he's like, oh, you know, I don't want revenge.
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He's sandbagging how much retribution is just about to come.
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Once he's in power, yeah, the revenge is coming.
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There's plenty of room on the high road for everybody.
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Let's just lower taxes and get the country back to normal.
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And obviously, with everything that's going on with Trump and Bannon, people are talking
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about the chances of civil war and how those chances are going up.
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And I saw a pretty funny AI that was like, in case you were concerned about a civil war,
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And it's like an AI picture of like white country guys that like drive trucks, maybe.
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Midwesterners, typical Midwesterners, they work a blue collar job and then they hit
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But people think that that's like an own on the right wing.
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Keep in mind, cities have food for two to three days.
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They know how to drive a fork truck, big dump truck, stuff like that, barricade it.
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We don't need them to be fortifying and like blocking roads and overturning a bridge that
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They have wives who know how to make food and they have a lot of ammo.
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People in the cities, you guys smoke mango vapes and you order your groceries on an app
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and the person goes to the store for you and then they bring it to your house.
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You get ripped off on an oil change and like credit card frauded.
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So I don't really know what you're capable of, right?
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And then also keep in mind when it comes to who's up against who, there was a recent survey
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that came out about recent college grads who are going to job interviews.
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During job interviews, employers say recent college grads have and then struggle with eye
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contact, ask for unreasonable compensation, dressed inappropriately.
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And then the highlighted one here is brought a parent to their interview.
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So they make fun of who they're up against for the civil war.
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Who we're up against is people who can't, who don't have a job, who are trying to get
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And they brought their parents to the job interview.
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They're dressed inappropriately and their mom's in the corner.
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So like that person is kind of like in this civil war discourse.
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So have fun trying to tell the country boy who can shoot a deer from a quarter mile
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that he needs to get in the train to head up to the camps.
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They got this man strength where they grab your wrist and then they could kind of just
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like bend your arm and put you where they want you.
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Speaking of stupid millennials who are delusional and can't function in the real world, Washington
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It looks like they're struggling to make ends meet.
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But this guy, Will Lewis, came in and he shook up the Washington Post, fired a bunch of people,
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Will Lewis bluntly defends Washington Post shakeup.
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But this guy came in, you know, half your audience is gone.
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And then while they're making these changes, someone came in and said, another reporter
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asked Lewis whether any women or people of color were interviewed and seriously considered
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So it's like, no one's reading anything we're writing.
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And then someone said, have you interviewed a person of color about this?
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Have you thought about just bringing a black woman in?
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Like that's kind of the energy you need to have if you're trying to save like a washed out,
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Because clearly what you're doing, applauding for black women is not working, right?
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And you got halved when people already stopped reading the physical newspapers and it's all
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So Everett, like the playing field, it got crazy for a while in newspapers and journalism,
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Where it's like, whoa, this internet really shook things up.
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But now it's been like 10 years of you should have built your moat and kind of like had your
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And then whoever asked that question about the people of color.
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You know, people say there's no dumb questions.
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We have a pride section coming in cringe, but we have a pride update for housekeeping.
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11 NFL teams did not issue pride month statement this year.
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And the NFL corporate office still made gay logos for you.
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But, you know, it's a step in the right direction.
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And we kind of mentioned that the middle of the road people, the people who don't have
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to get involved, they're getting tired of the pride shit.
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And then people are going to start to realize that there is an avenue for people who don't
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Like last year, the Texas Rangers were the only team in the MLB who didn't issue a pride
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And then they ended up winning the whole thing, the World Series.
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They'll see the 11 teams didn't issue anything.
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And then not only is it not bad for business, it probably will end up being good for business.
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Anyone who stands up against the progressive agenda, whether it be their jersey sales or
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So you need to be slow like this at first where only a few teams don't do anything and
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And then next year it'll be like, no one's doing it.
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And then people will see that and be like, oh, damn, not being pro pride isn't as bad as
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You actually don't have to do anything, especially not the weird gay shit where all the gay people
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Are kind of like trying to hollow out your business and wear it as a coat.
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And the gays don't even like the NFL that much.
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Let's get to our most important story of the day.
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Joe Biden went to the bathroom in his pants again, this time at the D-Day Remembrance Service
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Now watch, once he starts shitting right here, watch Jill give the scratch the lip signal,
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And then Joe Biden leaves at the point where they're supposed to greet the World War II
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Those veterans don't want to shake hands with Macron.
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So some people are saying he wanted to sit down early, but, you know, obviously he shit
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And here he is with the Secret Service a little bit after.
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He got out and then no one, he doesn't know where to go, but then he's kind of like looking
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for Secret Service to tell him, but they don't really tell him.
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And they're like, buddy, you're supposed to tell me.
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Obviously they're going to try and get this Muppet 85 million votes somehow.
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He's got to shatter Obama's record again, again.
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Even the media is starting to kind of come around on Joe Biden, not being a serious person.
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Wall Street Journal said behind closed doors, Biden shows signs of slipping behind closed
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Guys, we see it every week on video, like undefendable behavior from like clearly senile 80 year old
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Imagine him in the morning before he has his coffee.
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They probably have to like do some sort of brain activation thing on him to even get
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So the Wall Street Journal is probably trying to avoid the same fate as the Washington Post.
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They only want to get thirded on their readership, not halved.
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And there's been some impeachment talks with Republicans.
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Republicans are trying to get Joe Biden impeached, which obviously is completely fair game
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considering they impeached Trump over nothing like four times.
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But there was some pushback from the media who's now starting to, I guess, decided to
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What actual evidence do you have as opposed to allegations to show to the American public
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that would merit an actual impeachment inquiry of Joe Biden and prove that today isn't just
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We've bullied Speaker McCarthy for the sake of enacting political revenge.
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We can see, ma'am, you can see that the homes that the Bidens own can't be afforded on a
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You also understand that it's not normal for family members to receive millions of dollars
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And it alludes to not only just widespread corruption, but money laundering, if not influence
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And we also have the vice president at the time on record saying that the prosecutor was
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Well, son of a bitch, the prosecutor was fired, right?
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So all the media all of a sudden, no, you just want to impeach him for political reasons.
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Yeah, the media wants decorum now after like the most witch hunts ever for Trump, which
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That same media never shows Biden slipping, whether it's on video or behind closed doors,
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Like the New York or the Wall Street Journal who said that Biden's slipping behind closed
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It's like, yeah, hey, do you need like a freelancer?
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And then they'll run interference for this impeachment.
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Like Joe Biden, he's not going to get impeached.
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So it is a little bit of political like posturing.
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But either way, it's good to see someone get called out for that.
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And now that you said that, Joe, maybe that'll be why you get put in jail a year from now.
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Trump had a fundraiser event with David Sachs and Chamath in San Francisco last night.
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And it's $300,000 per person, $500,000 per couple, VIP roundtable, all that good stuff.
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And we sort of owe David Sachs and them an apology a little bit.
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Because you did shit talk him when we brought up his podcast and it's like, he says all these right-wing things.
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And it's like, do you ever tell your audience to vote Trump?
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And now he's really doing it and raising money.
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But we also have an apology section later in housekeeping that's going to prove why we never apologize.
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And I'm glad that we have our own tech oligarchs.
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People are like, oh, they just want tax breaks and these are tech oligarchs and blah, blah, blah.
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It's like, well, every other tech oligarch is against us.
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Every social media company CEO, all these high-up people, all of Silicon Valley.
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So I'm glad there's some tech oligarchs in there to duke it out on our side.
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Burn your money for each other, against each other, right?
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So, and obviously the VP pick is an important one.
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As of right now, it looks like it's Doug Burgum, J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, or Tim Scott.
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My pick would be Doug Burgum because I don't know who it is.
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Yeah, I like J.D. Vance, but I have a feeling that we're going to do something really stupid with that.
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So I guess Doug Burgum because we don't know him.
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But that doesn't mess with the, like, revenge tour.
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Let's get into our next section of housekeeping.
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We still have two pages left, so we got to go a little quick.
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Obviously, with the election coming up, there is going to be some sort of pandemic or black swan event that happens.
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Bird flu could be that pandemic we've been talking about for a while.
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Mexico and the World Health Organization has reported the world's first human case of H5N2 bird flu in a 59-year-old who has now died.
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But obviously, the media and the WHO are going to count it as a bird flu death.
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We're not testing to really see how many people have been exposed and got asymptomatically infected.
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The great thing about America is we're incredibly innovative.
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And we have the ability to have these breakthroughs.
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I do believe that there's undetected cases in humans because we're, once again, only tracking people with symptoms.
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When we did that with COVID, the virus spread throughout the Northeast undetected because it took a little time.
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So it looks like they're trying to run it back.
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And you're probably wondering, is that really Deborah Birx or is that a deep state actor in the Deborah Birx mask?
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She got some work done or it's the deep state actor in the Deborah Birx mask.
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So just to let everyone know, there's 40 million cows in the U.S.
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So do you think if they have to PCR test the cows every day and every ranch hand and every worker that works with the cows,
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is that going to make the cost of beef go up or down?
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You think it's going to result in the culling of millions of cattle?
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And I think, obviously, the goal is to get us eating less meat.
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There was an article that came out in Daily Mail a little while ago revealed U.S. is collaborating with Chinese scientists to make bird flu strains more infectious and deadly as part of a $1 million project, despite fears similar tests unleash COVID.
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China and the U.S. lab testing is trying to run it back.
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Why do you keep trying to find ways to spread it to humans so easy?
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And then just to zoom out, too, this is a smart move for the deep state, this whole operation, because they want us eating less meat.
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Because when you eat a lot of animal protein and animal fat, your brain works best and you become the most chad version of yourself.
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So from a macro perspective, like if you want to zoom out, less meat, less cows equals less consumption of high quality protein, which means weaker population, easier to control.
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So that's kind of what we have to keep an eye out for.
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Make sure you guys keep eating your steaks, keep eating your eggs, stuff like that.
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And obviously with COVID, what we saw last time, the control levels they had were like at an all time high, especially when it came to the distribution of info and the efficacy of the vaccine.
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He said the U.S. government nor the manufacturers of COVID vaccines ever said that their vaccines were 100% safe and effective in preventing COVID.
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When I made fun of that voice that he didn't even speak in, he sounded like a bitch.
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And he is 5'5", and I think they weigh 125, these little guys.
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They do their push-ups and stuff, and it's like, why?
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I can put your underwear over your head like a 1980s bully.
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We don't need to listen to people who are 5'5", when they tell us about war.
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Or like what all society needs to do because of a scary situation, like a pandemic.
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And if you're 5'5", I think if the Titanic, well, like situations like that, they say,
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And he said, no one ever said it was 100% effective.
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He said, excited to share that updated analysis from our phase three study with bio and tech
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also showed that our COVID-19 vaccine was 100% effective in preventing COVID-19.
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And then the Krasnesteins replied to that saying, well, I never heard anyone from the government
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You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
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So then I guess the response to that is, come on, Joe Biden's retarded.
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Also, when the pandemic happened originally, we can't forget who back then was a part of
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And on the bad guy's side, the deep state side, for example, Brad Pays.
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And then he also was part of the Ukraine stuff.
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So, you know, when it's if there was ever to be a revenge tour.
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yeah we're gonna go quick through this because it's just you know brief stuff illegals taking
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selfies at the mexican border in with no fear of removal no fear of deportation if we can pull up
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this video i shot early this morning this was like 2 a.m out here right where i'm standing in
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hakumba this is part of a group of a few hundred that crossed illegally here i watched them as
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they walked to this border wall right behind me and started posing for selfies and pictures in
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front of our border wall as if it's like a a tourist attraction or a great background for
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their tiktok or instagram photos it was just remarkable good for them i and it is you know
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and it's up to us to be offended and disrespected at that and then change something and when we don't
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then they can walk all over us and do crime be pieces of shit fake citizens here laugh you know
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they laugh so it's it's honestly up to us to do something and uh that's why revenge tour is gonna
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be uh well we'll take the high road but you took a selfie oh we oh we actually we're actually
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subpoenaing apple we're getting all those geo tagged oh you were there okay just there's a bus two yeah
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bus two you're going straight to dose yeah bus so do so oh man and then um there was a mexican
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election recently where the that woman won when the other 37 people got assassinated yeah but those
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weren't that that's like more of a headline those weren't presidential candidates but there were a
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bunch of potential candidates assassinated in that cartel controlled country yes um so there was an
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election and then a lot of mexican nationals who were living in america voted in that election here's
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the uh the line outside of houston at the consulate yep there's all them lined up to vote in the mexican
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election from houston texas yeah all those houstonites and if they did a crime or something
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they would be described as houston man yeah yes there was like a thing back in the day i saw it on
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tiktok where people had like bench words and then they sent out like flyers to all the people with
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bench words and said like oh you won free tickets to like a baseball game or something super bowl come
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on down collect your tickets and the cops arrested them when they came in the cops rounded them all up in
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like a one back room was like all right everyone here is under arrest that would be a good thing to
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do for something like that yeah you're mexican national here let's vote in the back of the
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consulate right here and then there's a bus waiting to take you out of here it all ends in buses yeah
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um and then i saw this other headline illegals saying that they're gonna leave if trump wins and
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they're gonna go to canada can you read that headline uh illegals will flee to canada if donald trump
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is elected thank you yeah according to an obama ambassador yeah that would be great you're uh you're
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actually encouraging me i can only vote for trump once but now you're making me want to commit
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fraud yeah exactly all right well let's move on uh abroad the migrant section continues abroad
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remember last week there was the german cop who arrested the white guy and then got stabbed by
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the muslim guy yeah since then it looks like the german police have upped their training here's a clip
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a couple ladies i think three of them are women yeah that's good watch out muslim terrorist deb's
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been training deb is playing slap ass with her sister-in-law in the back they call that sister
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in-lawing brother-in-lawing so i updated it for deb you know when you take it easy on your training
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partner like you're playing football and you guys kind of both phone it in
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so it's just like slap a bag and you know hope muhammad doesn't come at you really hard right
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hopefully you'll never need to disarm somebody um and then this other clip went pretty viral
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uh there was a news segment i don't know what country it is grace in greece and in the background
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very nice snatched her necklace uh probably gold and runs off and that's like incidentally caught migrant
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violence imagine if journalists went out seeking to catch the migrant violence that's when they were
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there shooting some other story at the beach on the beach and how wonderful the weather was
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that's what they got so that's what happens when you import the third world we're moving on to our
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last page of housekeeping make sure you guys use this opportunity to help us tickle the post
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juice the algo leave a like leave a comment leave a comment again then start yapping about what you want
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to yap about send stuff to the po box and make sure your notifications are on all right got it all
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it's a lot of assignments um we have a quick update remember last episode we apologized to the guy who
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was on a zoom hearing for his court proceeding yeah and then um they said you shouldn't be driving and
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he was driving right then in the video and then uh afterwards it came out that oh that was actually a
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clerical error he did have the right to drive everyone owes him an apology turns out that that
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got reversed it wasn't true he never even had a license he's never had a license ever so here's the
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video of it let me make it very clear based upon what the courts look at he has never had a michigan
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license ever and has never had a license in the other 49 states and commonwealths that form up this
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great union he has never had a license but how do we go forward and that's why and that's why i'm here
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to sort of minimize never had a license yeah so apology rescinded uh and that's that's kind of like
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a listen to your instincts if a guy's a big mouth breather looking dumbfounded on a court zoom when he's
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driving in a t-shirt like maybe he yeah he probably does have some problems and then in this one he's
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wearing a yellow t-shirt the court did nobody tell you to dress up for court dress nicely uh so you know
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wear your funeral outfit yeah you got one funeral suit i'm sure you've been to one of those come on
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so uh yeah apology rescinded listen to your instincts double down yeah that's what we should
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have done even when we're wrong we're pretty much always right in spirit so in this situation we should
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never have apologized and just try to put it on the back burner and hope it went away and then got
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proven right again exactly but there's no reason to ever retract statements or apologize to anybody
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smart all right next story venomous flying spiders are heading to the northeast yeah breaking
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giant venomous flying spiders coming to new york the new york area is on high alert as experts predict
00:30:53.000
the arrival of giant venomous joro spiders known for their ability to fly originating from asia and
00:30:58.840
first spotted in georgia around 2010 these spiders have steadily spread across several states with leg
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spans reaching up to four inches in distinctive yellow and gray bodies joro spiders are both a fascinating
00:31:08.780
and daunting sight while they are venomous their venom poses no threat to humans but is lethal to
00:31:14.120
smaller prey like insects all right i'm a little less worried it's not lethal to humans they say fly
00:31:20.920
in quotes so you're kind of sandbagging this giant this is like a example of the news being fantastic
00:31:27.560
giant venomous flying spiders coming to new york and then it's like well they fly and they can only
00:31:33.500
it's small prey it's all done with this they don't fly they fall yeah venom they can't even bite you
00:31:38.820
all right but you know it's good to see some diversity in new york city and here's a picture
00:31:43.300
of them it does look kind of crazy i wouldn't like messing with that and then an article i read it said
00:31:47.620
uh there's no natural predators it's called a vacuum yeah you suck them up yeah and that's it
00:31:53.560
all right let's move on while i have everyone's casual attention uh i was watching a movie the other day
00:31:59.160
called godzilla and i wanted to show this clip this is me recording my tv but i wanted to show you guys
00:32:05.600
uh yeah he said is that godzilla no is it uh yeah and she's japanese too you should know you should
00:32:22.540
know what else could it be i was laughing at the beginning of that movie uh they said something like
00:32:27.460
it's godzilla but he's bigger this time like each movie every remake they have to do something and
00:32:33.220
it's still godzilla so he just gets bigger every time pretty much it's like is that godzilla uh no
00:32:38.360
maybe it's something else it's godzilla yes yes exactly can't recommend that to anybody also have you
00:32:45.720
ever met your grandparents yeah have you met your great-grandparents one of them okay i i was
00:32:54.580
expecting you to say no to that okay but i will adjust it i think great great grandparents is
00:33:01.100
maybe as far back as it goes okay nothing after that what's your thesis uh all it only all this
00:33:09.260
only goes back like 150 years maybe you know what math really gets me is when they start going back
00:33:14.480
a ton of generations then there's like 10 000 ancestors that you have and it's like all those
00:33:20.920
people are connected to me somehow that kind of starts ringing not true it doesn't ring true
00:33:25.660
everyone you've met is real their parents may be real and then that's probably it okay great so great
00:33:33.220
grandparents you've met their parents are the first generation end of the line okay i think everything
00:33:40.000
else was just loaded as like a a settings thing like oh here's where you're at here's history for the
00:33:45.680
last 100 years but i think it's all fake okay all right just total nonsensical schizo point but
00:33:52.120
thank you i assume that's the last page of housekeeping and there's no notes for that that's
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okay that's our last thing of housekeeping we're moving on to cringe of the week thank you
00:34:00.560
all right first clip of cringe uh the kid shakes his butt for the chat he's like a streamer and
00:34:08.840
then his dad's watching it's a kind of a quick clip but the kid shakes his butt for his stream and
00:34:14.040
his dad comes in and watch how he handles it let's go chat let's go what are you doing
00:34:19.180
what are you doing this guy this guy's shit man what are you doing that's so good what are you doing
00:34:29.640
such a sincere thing and the disappointment from the dad is important you see how his energy shifted
00:34:34.220
once he got caught of course and that disappointment is absolutely genuine you can't make that up what are
00:34:38.960
you doing just like so confused so disappointed um and then there is a thing where like he doesn't
00:34:45.600
even try to explain it yeah like oh well dad i was shaking my ass for this yeah oh shame but that
00:34:52.020
disappointment obviously is rare when there's no dad in the household of course and even today a lot
00:34:57.100
of times dad is disappointed what are you doing and then maybe the mom will say go oh let him do it
00:35:02.940
oh it's no big deal he likes to be on the computer he's streaming he's having fun he's not hurting
00:35:07.700
anybody and then dad instead of going no i already decided this is not appropriate he's not doing
00:35:14.000
that just goes uh fine uh whatever because here's where it goes to the next level okay because dad's
00:35:22.520
virility is drained from pornography goyslop and entities oh entities wow and that the first two i get
00:35:32.380
entities i don't really get that includes parasites but yeah entities and then that makes
00:35:38.080
dad inflamed that makes the son inflamed and when everyone's inflamed and their hormones aren't
00:35:43.400
getting in and out of the cells because they're inflamed they tend to become homosexuals that's
00:35:47.780
true happy wife happy life i don't want to be in the doghouse i'll be sleeping on the couch tonight
00:35:52.860
if i tell my gay son not to shake his ass on stream so son you can twerk your shit yeah i don't want
00:35:57.680
to get mom mad at me i've been long housed son enjoy shaking it exactly and then the whole
00:36:04.380
marriage falls apart because your wife doesn't want you to just go okay dear whatever you say
00:36:09.080
she wants you to be firm in your beliefs and there's a line being crossed he chisels you down but then
00:36:13.740
loses respect for you for being chiseled down yeah it's like a catch-22 yeah in the short term
00:36:18.620
happy wife happy life in the long term you're the wife now half my stuff is gone i can't i see my kids
00:36:24.820
on weekends now i have a shitty apartment above 7-eleven all right and you might be wondering
00:36:30.600
why is everyone poisoned why is everyone inflamed we have an example here this is what a dunkin donuts
00:36:35.580
breakfast coffee looks like dunkin donuts dunkin donuts remember we pronounce donuts differently now
00:36:41.060
yeah dunkin donuts so a quarter a quarter of the cup of sugar
00:36:48.300
then caramel which is full of sugar high fructose corn
00:36:54.060
this should be attempted murder yeah you haven't even gotten to the drink yet this is all just
00:37:03.140
and then the look at the woman's nails doing it she's in on it yeah she goes to jail
00:37:07.940
and then ice this might be for her where's the coffee almond milk yet to get to the coffee so
00:37:18.300
many seed oils in this sugar that's bad what kind of day do you have after you drink this
00:37:26.440
there it is there it is there's the there's how you start your day america runs on dunkin
00:37:33.620
it doesn't run at all yeah 300 3 000 calories to start and then you never get up and then you let
00:37:40.160
your son twerk everything everything goes when you're drinking this just let him do it let him go
00:37:45.040
bring me my plate uber eats is here yeah all right it gets dark quick it does get dark very quick
00:37:50.980
here's another example um this is a what they call a pregnancy uh creation this woman's pregnant and
00:37:57.560
wants like a unique flavor of things and here's what they got could i get a hash brown and then
00:38:03.000
can i get a side of ground beef and then a side of nacho cheese okay i just think i made my first
00:38:10.560
pregnancy creation so we got hash brown a cup of nacho cheese and ground beef and i'm gonna make
00:38:17.360
put the beef on top and the nacho cheese it's gonna be so good all right we get it so that's the
00:38:24.760
creation that's what she's going for and if you made this at home it wouldn't be that bad yeah
00:38:29.500
because it's potatoes beef and cheese like you can do that with raw cheese grass-fed beef and like
00:38:34.620
a potato um so it's actually wouldn't be that bad but because it's from fast food place it's full of
00:38:39.680
seed oils and like we say seed oils make you inflamed then your hormones don't work because
00:38:44.680
they can't get in and out of your cell walls and the worst part about this is she's pregnant yeah
00:38:50.460
so the seed oils go into the baby's brain and you have like a low iq baby or at least a baby
00:38:55.340
starting off way behind where they could be if you had normal food yeah the baby is closer to the
00:39:00.540
mouth breather who never had a driver's license arguing in court than he is to like you know
00:39:05.040
einstein or something right yeah exactly so um we had got the ingredients of this um can you read
00:39:11.420
what's in the cheese and then what's in the beef yeah nacho cheese sauce non-fat milk cheese whey
00:39:15.920
water vegetable oil canola oil soybean oil modified food starch malodextrin natural flavors
00:39:22.100
that should be earlier those natural flavors should be earlier jalapeno puree blah blah blah bunch of
00:39:27.440
more stuff you can't pronounce but we read the seed oils right that's what's important and then do the
00:39:31.580
beef too please the beef is beef water well thank god beef is first i actually didn't expect that
00:39:37.800
if you guys know when you're reading ingredients the it's they're listed in order of most uh most to
00:39:43.820
least most to least yeah so beef is actually the most uh ingredient in the beef beef water
00:39:49.640
seasoning cellulose chili pepper malodextrin oats soy uh lecticin spices tomato powder sugar
00:39:57.720
why'd you add all the stuff yeah why'd you add soy to that yeah it has to stay on the shelf has to be
00:40:02.820
ready in in the restaurant for months at a time right in a bag yeah so um you know pregnancy creation
00:40:09.420
she was craving it what's the hash brown too last thing just to really tie it all together potatoes
00:40:14.820
vegetable oil canola corn cottonseed soybean and or sunflower oil so you're fucked and if you made
00:40:20.600
that at home it would be potatoes grass-fed beef and butter yeah and raw cheese with some seasoning
00:40:25.600
maybe yep yeah so that's how that works thank you another example of how it works is uh there's a
00:40:33.820
diagram of how water gets brought to cities via aqueducts so here you have the reservoir you have
00:40:41.740
the intake you have the aqueduct bridge the city and then right before the city that's where they
00:40:46.820
add the chemicals that make you gay yeah agreed and then when you do that you get places like west
00:40:52.720
hollywood yep and that's what we're going to cover next we have a little bit of a pride update
00:40:56.560
uh west hollywood pride here's a quick clip i really can't you know i met that i met that
00:41:02.840
dancing bear out here in front of the wee home oh my gosh what has been your favorite part of this
00:41:07.260
event so far i loved going out there and seeing all the kids the kids out of all the things you like
00:41:15.040
you get you probably got sucked you like the kids go back to that firetruck part yeah let's slow motion
00:41:20.680
this one more time i just want to see i mean you know it sucks they're so hot looks like yeah they're
00:41:24.560
having fun i mean fuck it's you know they send me that clip yeah i will here let me pause the show
00:41:29.780
let's email it send me that clip i want to look at actually i already have it on my phone i want to
00:41:33.220
do more research yeah on that uh it's funny because obviously this group says they're under attack
00:41:38.160
yeah and then you're having like a gay sex party on a fire truck thongs on a fire truck and like a
00:41:43.860
fire truck is like a public resource that like is obviously used for fire fighting fire yeah it's
00:41:49.140
taxpayer funded so they gave you one of those they cut they shut down main streets
00:41:53.340
so you can have like a gay sex party and they're videotaping it for the news so if you didn't see
00:41:58.460
it in person you're gonna see it yeah and what was your guys are under attack yeah what was your
00:42:02.640
favorite part the kids who were there great yeah it's like wear a maga hat to that and see who's
00:42:06.760
really under attack yeah yeah and then there's pride events obviously happening all over the country
00:42:11.680
uh in portland there was an event and people were naked at it and then someone asked the cop
00:42:17.700
is that allowed and here's what the cop said you're saying in the state of oregon someone can
00:42:22.820
walk up in to your two-year-old kid completely bare naked and that's not a crime even if it's
00:42:28.100
on your property correct well so it's trespassing but what i'm saying is there's no laws against
00:42:32.900
the actual nudity portion of it so you can expose yourself to children in oregon
00:42:37.100
again if if you're not doing it for sexual gratification or the gratification of somebody
00:42:45.360
else yes you are allowed to walk around in public naked yeah so and the sexual gratification
00:42:51.680
component of that tie goes to the freak twink who's naked you know the cop doesn't go all right
00:42:56.660
that was gratification you're out of here yeah well they're gonna assume the best unless you're
00:43:01.020
really stroking your shit yeah you have to be you have to be joking stroking gooning crazy
00:43:07.080
shit all right we have to move a little faster the next clip the trans person who had their boobs
00:43:12.720
cut off celebrating all right there's some copyright music playing this trans person with
00:43:18.880
the trans shirt trans guy fieri shirt trans guy fieri shirt taking off the shirt showing the scars
00:43:25.220
we do have to censor it because those are technically girl nips those are lady nips and we don't want to
00:43:31.680
get uh in trouble with youtube yeah i know you feel empowered but those are still lady nips and we
00:43:36.520
have we have a code on this show all right see you later little buddy little boy uh that guy could
00:43:44.060
beat up the krasenstein still it's tie it'd be a close fight yeah all right next one uh we're gonna
00:43:49.480
go quick through the last two trans rock band yeah here's a little meme that they made we're a trans
00:43:55.480
rock band of course one of us collects vintage synthesizers we're a trans rock band of course we
00:44:01.460
have a token trans mask we're a trans rock band of course we met on lax we're a trans rock band of
00:44:11.240
course we're all autistic too that's the key one yeah you guys should have started with that if i was
00:44:17.240
hanging out with these people i would be making this face the whole time like that preemptive cringe
00:44:22.860
just like oh yeah the waiter's here to take our orders i want to know what lex is where are they
00:44:29.480
meeting what's oh it's an app where you're gonna meet to hook up with trans people it's pretty
00:44:33.580
discreet it's pretty discreet i used it uh that's how i got on the fire truck in weho
00:44:39.820
it's pretty discreet you could use a fake name obviously everyone uses a fake name they're all made
00:44:46.240
up trans people um and they're like we're a trans band of course xyz and it's like you're probably the
00:44:52.380
only trans band there's no of course you don't you got to tell us for the first time we're not like
00:44:57.520
stereotyping trans bands you're the first we don't know what it's like at all yeah please tell us
00:45:02.640
all right last thing from the trans cringe pride section there is a new conspiracy theory meme
00:45:08.840
um it said what conspiracy theory are you convinced is true and we did this last week but i went to
00:45:14.520
another one this week and this said trans people secretly know they're not the other gender
00:45:18.780
i think that's obvious i don't think that's even much of a conspiracy theory
00:45:22.460
just a power grab give a trans person like mushrooms or ayahuasca or something get them
00:45:27.360
on a deep spiritual journey they go what the fuck we're on a carnivore diet yeah yeah you're right
00:45:33.140
what did i do and that's why and all these numbers go up everyone goes what's going on what's up what's
00:45:39.100
happening and it's like look from the macro how much steak does the trans people eat they probably
00:45:43.920
plants yeah you have to zoom out a little bit they probably eat a salad with seed oils in it
00:45:48.960
true all right last piece of cringe uh the indian guru this kid uh he's been going viral on a lot
00:45:56.620
we've shown him before right we've shown him maybe in bonus land okay but he's been going viral a lot
00:46:00.960
because he's like a guru hooks up with chicks um here's we're gonna play two clips back to black
00:46:05.940
back to black back to back best way to get over your ex best way to get over your ex this is some
00:46:10.960
old school advice you gotta pipe 10 other baddies they can't be mid it can't be average how can you
00:46:16.540
be crying over your ex if you pipe 10 new girls how many girls you piped after your ex broke your
00:46:20.220
heart like 490 or something like that all right let's let this other clip play before we get to
00:46:26.740
the commentary yeah yeah yeah i didn't bang like 20 girls in a week right from running instagram ads
00:46:31.140
around a brand new instagram i didn't need to use my fucking stream for that but just use my cloud
00:46:34.320
like what was the idea it was me speaking in spanish i speak pretty good spanish so he's in mexico
00:46:38.020
and i'm like hola bonitas like hey cuties so pretty much i'm like i was like taught because
00:46:43.260
when i speak spanish bro i sound like mickey mouse i sound like a little kid and i'm like hey god
00:46:46.840
hey girls come hang out my penthouse let's become best friends and drink tequila and i just be like
00:46:52.220
cute wholesome guy right 490 he put up he put up 490 will chamberlain numbers with that bonita routine
00:46:57.560
yes speaking broken spanish with a self-described mickey mouse voice yeah girls really love that and i am
00:47:04.600
544 and pretend to be rich yeah and i'm a dark-skinned indian guy in america um what do you think he
00:47:11.700
are some of his techniques what do you think he actually does uh well first gotta find a girl who's
00:47:16.120
like down on her luck and has a vice she can't really afford like cocaine or other party drugs
00:47:20.220
yeah some sort of poppers shit she really likes then you separate her from her family yeah you buy
00:47:25.020
a bunch of those poppers you bring her over and you take her phone and make sure her friends
00:47:28.340
don't come in the room with you it usually works best when you fly them in and then they it's a
00:47:32.780
one-way ticket so they don't have a way back and they count on you to get them back to their hometown
00:47:37.540
yeah exactly and you gotta make sure you never let them out of your sight because these bitches
00:47:42.220
will try to run away yeah you start gaslighting you get defensive uh you you be really possessive
00:47:47.700
about them and then kind of abuse them a little bit you know it's just like the the corniest guy
00:47:53.100
i've ever seen in my life and uh i don't know he's got to be selling a course or something
00:47:58.060
how do you buy puts on a person i wish i wish i could short this guy you short this short guy
00:48:04.160
um and then jokes aside too if this person really did have sex with 492 girls or whatever he says
00:48:11.120
yeah doesn't that prove casual sex isn't cool i agree in a backwards way yeah i agree actually
00:48:17.080
it's like oh here's who's having casual sex like there's girls out there having sex with this guy
00:48:20.880
and this guy's getting laid a ton maybe that's not something everyone should try and achieve
00:48:24.880
yeah imagine getting this guy's sloppy sex yeah i want to settle down now i had pajit
00:48:31.320
i forgot pajit's an offensive word yeah whatever whatever we're moving on to urban decay our first
00:48:40.060
part of urban our first clip is the atlanta chicken murder this do you know the details on that i do and
00:48:46.520
you guys know that we're always trying to give you the most up-to-date cheapest uh slightest reason
00:48:52.320
that someone's been killed and i think this might be a new one and the story like this reads out of
00:48:57.760
uh urban decay fan fiction right so i'm gonna play the video a little bit first
00:49:10.120
killed him this is after shots had already been fired
00:49:14.140
all right so that's all we're really gonna play but the story goes as this this incident happened
00:49:22.140
at atlanta's best wings store on covington highway according to dekalb county police an argument started
00:49:28.340
when one man dropped some money and the other picked it up this quickly escalated into a violent
00:49:34.200
gunfight that left both men in critical condition it was a one dollar bill at a wing place in atlanta
00:49:42.000
at 2 a.m so they they fought and then they got into a gunfight one guy got the better of the other
00:49:49.100
and he was like down on the ground pretty fucked up but then that guy who got the upper hand went
00:49:54.820
back in to get his wings where the fucked up guy was lying and goes boom final shot like hank from
00:50:03.060
breaking bad and uh so one guy was like seriously seriously injured possibly it looked kind of like
00:50:09.500
he was paralyzed so a guy shot somebody over a dollar leaves real quick then goes back in to get
00:50:14.400
his chicken wings then the guy who got shot over a dollar shoots him back and kills him yes and all
00:50:20.020
these people now are dead or paralyzed because of chicken wings and one dollar exactly 2 a.m in at
00:50:26.240
atlanta exactly and so you know i'm done clean operation i know that's not involved i think society
00:50:32.280
wins i don't pull out my gun for pretty much anything i know and that's kind of the thing
00:50:37.560
it's like a lot of these types you know i'm not necessarily accusing them of but it's like oh man
00:50:42.160
i hate white folks or and it's like i hate this type of urban decay behavior and it's like and i'm
00:50:46.800
gonna hate this well into my 70s i'm gonna stay alive not getting killed by a chicken wing fight at
00:50:53.000
2 a.m that's exactly right so one dollar one dollar guys is all that caused this i think that's the
00:50:58.620
new low right that's uh yeah that's a new low used to be over one of them was over ketchup packets
00:51:03.940
yeah there's condiments there's there's uh temperature cold fries yeah but cold fries
00:51:10.040
that's a three dollars that's three bucks yeah so uh it's kind of like you know how uh rivers have
00:51:14.980
the thousand year flood mark or whatever where it's like okay you got to have fortifications up to
00:51:19.380
here because that's the worst flood it could be this is the lowest we've seen a dollar a dollar
00:51:23.620
at a two dead over a dollar yep at a chicken wing place only one dead i think but one dead one
00:51:29.320
paralyzed or severely injured all right let's go to the next one uh the fight that broke out
00:51:33.860
i want you guys to watch this and then maybe close your eyes for a little bit and listen to the sound
00:51:39.360
makes you want to say it that sounds racist that does more damage like the sounds of that is
00:52:02.820
crazy it sounds like a snake's been spotted on the jungle floor yeah in a primitive culture that
00:52:08.900
everyone in the trees are going crazy they're trying to like alert people to it yeah that was
00:52:13.980
crazy that sounded like i don't know i don't want to say it i can't really say it certain type of
00:52:18.820
animal yeah crazy all right let's go to the next story which is actually maybe the most ridiculous
00:52:24.700
story besides the dollar murder fire hydrant thief on this block they don't have a single operating
00:52:31.680
hydrant in case of a fire take a look one was taken last night and the other taken on thursday
00:52:36.800
thieves are turning off the water first and then literally unbolting the fire hydrants and
00:52:41.720
using their vehicles to knock it off and haul it away and it's not just here sheriff deputies told
00:52:47.100
neighbors they've seen the same thing happening in linwood where multiple hydrants have been taken
00:52:51.800
there too wow so you this is a little passion project for you well you know i i get kind of caught
00:52:59.680
up right there's kind of levels to criminals upstanding citizens stuff like that so i created this graph
00:53:05.260
yesterday to kind of explain what we're dealing with here when people are stealing public utility
00:53:10.060
and things that are for the public good you know so you got your taxpayer right normal guy
00:53:15.800
he's the money in he contributes he's helping society his the stuff he does helps pay for those
00:53:21.400
fire hydrants right then you have a brokey you move over one notch broke guy guy with no money
00:53:26.520
pays a little probably closer to nothing he does some odd jobs he collects cans he does a little bit
00:53:31.480
small tax time uh small economic impact he doesn't do anything i have four grand in taxes
00:53:36.800
then you have someone on welfare they take you know take free stuff not really looking for a job
00:53:42.620
hopefully it's only for a you know just till you get back on your feet and then you'll be done and
00:53:46.980
you're glad it was there and uh you know you're not a lifer on food stamps in section eight right
00:53:52.020
then there's a street rat that's a lifer we cover a lot of street rats usually they're uh they're
00:53:58.340
abusing the welfare they're on section eight and they're also stealing or they're also like doing
00:54:02.620
petty crimes or stealing a bike from someone right and then i think this fire hydrant person is a whole
00:54:08.920
new category where you're all of the above welfare street rat everything bad but then you're stealing
00:54:15.100
and the source of your income comes from taking away from the public good the public utility of like
00:54:21.360
fire department literally the ability to save someone's house if it were to go on fire the only reason
00:54:26.380
they use it and it's in la where fires happen it's not like it's in you know oh it's montana or
00:54:32.700
actually montana they happen a lot too it's not in suburban chicago where there hasn't been a fire in
00:54:36.920
10 years and it's not dry and you know it's humid and stuff and i think we may have shown some street
00:54:42.720
rats who are stealing the copper from the tesla charging stations those are in the same category and i
00:54:49.840
think this is a swift kind of like this is like chop off your hand zone yeah if we catch you doing
00:54:55.320
something like this the penalties for disturbing the public good on your crimes like it's bad enough
00:55:00.420
victimizing someone you steal their bike you steal the package off their front lawn you know it's
00:55:06.260
scummy but we get it and then amazon pays or the insurance company pays but when you're stealing
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literally the public good for scrap metal you should know what it's for scrap metal you think of
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course yeah put it in your apartment like you're cool no scrap metal it's heavy it's iron and it's heavy
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um or whatever the substance is but you bring it to the scrap metal place like uh where'd you get
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that yeah and and three uh manhole covers what can i get for that um but yeah so i i don't know this
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is like a different level of street rat that should be basically executed on site yeah i think i agree
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beyond saving so beyond saving is for sure and it gets to the point like it's so anti-social
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it's like offensively anti-social exactly it's an offense you're taking something away that no
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you don't even need to have yourself exactly let's go to the next story the teens that attacked the
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couple i believe in chicago yeah this was a very sad story actually it was two weeks pregnant and
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says she found out after the attack that she lost the baby she was carrying we believe in faith and it
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wasn't meant to be so we don't know why this happened to us you know and everything everything that we
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have well don and scott the family they tell me that they don't believe the motive here was robbery
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in fact they weren't robbed for anything what they did tell me is as these kids were attacking them they
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yelled out that they own the streets the family they don't want to be identified but they do want
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people to be warned that these teen gatherings can turn violent really quickly and he looked we own
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the streets i want to say who did it yeah but it makes you want to say it again yeah yeah and then
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can you read some of the details behind it well a 14 year old boy and i think it was a 17 year old
00:56:49.420
girl were charged with misdemeanor battery after friday's attack which unfolded near the quarter of
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mcclurg and grand around 9 17 p.m so these people were out on a nice date the woman was like early stages
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of pregnancy was kicked in the stomach randomly by kids um just one of the most horrific crimes and
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it's a misdemeanor and the the alderman who uh was in who covers that area said misdemeanor charges are
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entirely inappropriate he wants the teen slapped with felonies which obviously you killed uh you
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killed an unborn child right but i doubt that'll happen in chicago and then this alderman brian hopkins
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he also goes on to say he wants to ban unaccompanied minors from downtown after 8 p.m all yeah all
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unaccompanied minors or just the sheisty ski mask black unaccompanied minors because i'm sure there's
00:57:41.420
an asian kid with a holding a couple textbooks there's an asian kid with a backpack that he can
00:57:46.080
go do what he wants you know that scene from men in black where he's looking around and you shoot
00:57:49.820
the alien or the little girl it's like we we can make some calls like that in this scenario can't we
00:57:54.240
guys um but that's interesting a curfew for all teens under 18 because what what percent of the
00:58:00.940
population is ruining it and stomping people out and saying we own the streets how about if you say
00:58:05.540
we own the streets you get taught a real big lesson about a similar lesson is stealing a fire hydrant
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but unfortunately they kind of do own the streets because they do it and they don't get in trouble
00:58:15.040
and they're actually right yeah it's this weird thing where oh we need a new law curfew and it's like
00:58:19.800
well or you could keep people locked up and keep the criminals actually in prison isn't it illegal
00:58:24.840
to beat someone up and stomp them out and kill an unborn baby yeah isn't that all we need a new law
00:58:29.520
yeah why would some why would a kid do that why would a kid on the street think that he could stomp
00:58:33.880
someone out and then never get caught probably because 20 other people never got caught probably
00:58:38.360
because those teens take over different parts of the area uh parts of the city all the time with no
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consequences yep so uh thanks alderman let's ban all kids from anything downtown it's a kid's problem
00:58:50.000
yeah these kids so let's go to our last story of urban decay before we get too down and too depressed
00:58:56.060
the little gremlin who is selling the crossing guard selling weed to kids i think this is another lesson
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in kind of judging a book by its cover doubling down and uh never apologizing we're there last night as
00:59:07.900
police led 26 year old kiara lee to a waiting van her feet shackled she faces a list of charges
00:59:14.660
including possession of drugs and corruption of minors investigators say she used her position as a
00:59:20.760
crossing guard at an intersection near penwood's middle school to get close to kids and gave at
00:59:26.300
least one child edible marijuana she's supposed to be as you said crossing guard crossing guard for
00:59:31.420
school that's a krassenstein type girlfriend yeah that's one of the only few people he can date
00:59:36.160
crossing guard at a school closest kids you can get selling them weed pens and edibles yeah little
00:59:44.040
gremlin so this is kind of one of those things like hey don't get too close to the gremlin she
00:59:48.600
probably had a weird childhood and is seeking uh attention or seeking belonging because she was
00:59:53.760
ostracized a little bit or brains kind of cooked because she's a little deformed in the head 65 iq but
00:59:59.400
she knows how to get weed and stuff there's kind of a like tell your kids to avoid certain weird people
01:00:04.840
like it's not your kids aren't going to save them right your kids aren't going to save their well-being
01:00:09.520
uh just kind of stay away from not normal people right yep well don't get too down or too depressed
01:00:14.800
moving on to uplifting gold we have a lot of uplifting stuff to get to and then shout outs after that
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i did promise an announcement at the beginning of uplifting gold what is it so as you guys know
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or maybe you don't remember at the end of june we take a week off of the show and then we go into
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july 4th and we come back after july 4th so it ends up being like two episodes that we miss okay
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um obviously join bonus land because during that time there will be bonus land content so if you
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are going to miss us and miss the show join bonus land and on the days we usually have a show you'll
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get bonus land content but i want to try something the last episode at the end of june say june 20
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whatever uh i think it's a tuesday i want to do an episode where the uplifting gold is all
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crowdsourced from show watchers okay so but it has to be good it has to be like home runs okay can't be
01:01:08.120
so and so up at bat and tried his best it needs to be home runs okay and if it speaking of home runs
01:01:14.780
little league a little trick if you're playing little league baseball and you're not in high school
01:01:18.520
you can get a home run by just continuing to run the bases there will be more errors than
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plays at second or third where you get tagged out by like a 10 year old you do have to be fast though
01:01:30.400
on the faster side all you got to do is just not stop and let them try to throw the ball from
01:01:35.960
short stop to first error first to second like they're never gonna get you so there's a little
01:01:41.880
trick if you want a free home run and at the end shout out the podcast that would be sick
01:01:45.440
a lot to ask for okay but i want you guys to send in your clips for uplifting gold at the end of june
01:01:52.300
and we're going to do an episode at the end of june that is entirely show watchers sending in
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uplifting gold okay that's fair kids doing stuff you guys doing stuff whatever it is send it in
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send it to zach at fleckistalks.com z-a-c-h at fleckistalks.com uh that's the made up interns email
01:02:13.220
and we will be going through everything and we will be putting them into the show so only send
01:02:18.800
it in if you want to go on the show yeah he got his hands back the fake intern fake intern got his
01:02:23.700
hands back all right let's go to our first clip of uplifting gold street takeover jump this is very
01:02:30.160
uplifting there you go i still hate street takeovers that's why you do it that's the only time it ever
01:02:41.080
looked cool and yeah that's pretty good all right that's uplifting yeah let's go to the lady casting
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had to do the jump in too guys remember this summer if you're ever walking near the water and
01:03:00.500
then there's an area where the water comes up onto some stairs or some rocks where water comes up and
01:03:06.060
then goes down during different tides if there's ever water on stone or concrete it's going to be
01:03:11.480
the most slippery thing ever even if it's not wet right now yeah everyone needs to know that everybody
01:03:16.100
knows that let's go to the next guy uh the jehovah's witness yeah this is just a screenshot jehovah jones
01:03:22.160
witness that's pretty good jehovah witness yeah that's pretty good i know um and then it doesn't
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celebrate birthdays yep and then um we had someone send this in uh we talked last time about typos on
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asian food menus someone sent in pork lib pork lib pork lib for pork rib there you go love that
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uh the japanese mcdonald's you have to take over on this one yeah well i don't even know if i'm gonna
01:03:46.840
get this right but uh this was going around online and it said pov you just told me how to say mcdonald's
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in japanese apparently the japanese say mcdonald's macadona rudo macadona rudo they just kind of
01:04:02.400
sounded out with a japanese voice mcdonald's pork pork lib mcdonald's macadona rudo so that's
01:04:09.280
pretty nice mcdonald's macadona rudo oh give me mcdo mcdo very cool all right the vomiting sign can
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you give that a read not really you want to read this i don't feel like i don't even know what this
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is i'll read it okay vomiting is the last true zen state that a person can experience a moment of
01:04:26.460
complete worldly abandon an absolute total thoughtless focus shitting is supposed to be
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that too but phones have ruined it nobody's on their phone while they're puking and they are
01:04:37.300
and if they are then god has truly lost i don't get it who who is this from where'd you get this
01:04:44.640
it's on the back of a u.s postal service post thing so it's nothing all right but i saw it on the
01:04:50.420
computer i thought it was pretty funny all right we need the we need the crowdsource uplifting gold
01:04:54.940
because we are getting fucking dumb with it last clip of the whole show before shout outs
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fake trump uplifting gold this lady thinks that this is trump
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dude that's a pretty convincing uh beast yeah it's a pretty convincing beast but then you got the guys
01:05:23.660
in the front of course wearing t-shirts of course and they have blue and red lights on the back of that
01:05:28.940
that might be committing a federal crime brother so watch out that lady's convinced but good you gotta
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play the part all right that is the end of the show we are jumping into shout outs happy birthday to
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chris who's turning 44 on june 1st him and his son kyle are big show watchers out of texas happy birthday
01:05:48.100
chris and kyle and then chris kyle from texas american sniper chris and kyle wow chris kyle that
01:05:53.480
wasn't an accident they plan that dad knows what he's doing happy birthday to captain hanks on june
01:05:58.200
4th he's keeping everyone safe in the sky for a major airlines we're not going to say who thank you
01:06:02.360
captain hanks thank you captain hanks i feel confident if you were flying the plane i'd fly
01:06:06.660
your route what are you what aircraft you on soldier a couple uh pond hops
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whatever happy birthday to danielle from us and your husband tom happy 35th happy birthday danielle
01:06:20.440
and uh and then danielle thinks rrb is cute hey you have a husband danielle keep it in your pants
01:06:26.980
what about me too many seed oils for you yeah i'm too inflamed happy birthday to edna's husband
01:06:35.360
robert on june 4th happy birthday robert happy birthday to colton his birthday is today
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uh and that's obviously from us and your wife nikki happy 33rd my guy happy birthday colton
01:06:47.860
jesus year yeah jesus year south dakota in the house and then happy birthday to ross whose birthday was
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yesterday june 6th we're his and his girlfriend ashley's favorite show thank you ross happy birthday
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