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00:00:15.060 All right. Welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 176.

00:00:20.060 Today on the show, Joe Biden went to the bathroom in his pants again in public.

00:00:25.380 We're going to go over the secret signal Jill Biden gave to get him out of there. 0.96

00:00:30.240 Then in Cringe of the Week, we make fun of this annoying Indian kid who claims he's hooking up with hella chicks. 0.98

00:00:35.780 And we also have a disappointed dad section that you're not going to want to miss.

00:00:40.480 In Urban Decay, a man was murdered over a dollar at a chicken wing store.

00:00:45.300 You're not going to want to miss that.

00:00:47.260 And last but not least, the new pandemic is almost here.

00:00:51.300 The first death in Mexico has been revealed.

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00:02:44.400 Before we get into the show, this is not any sort of Illuminati symbolism.

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00:02:48.760 It's my St. Pete shuffleboard shirt.

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00:02:50.960 I know it looks like a triangle.

00:02:52.540 Maybe I go like this a little bit too much.

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00:02:55.980 None of that.

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00:03:01.540 All right.

00:03:01.880 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:02.940 We have a packed housekeeping.

00:03:04.840 We have a great cringe, great urban, some uplifting gold.

00:03:07.560 Special announcement at the end, actually at the beginning of uplifting gold.

00:03:11.200 Okay.

00:03:11.600 So make sure you guys stay for that.

00:03:13.040 I don't even know what that is.

00:03:14.120 Yeah.

00:03:14.440 It's a surprise to everybody except me.

00:03:17.960 Okay.

00:03:18.500 Let's get right into the show.

00:03:20.160 Bannon is going to jail July 1st.

00:03:22.540 Can you read that headline?

00:03:23.300 Yeah.

00:03:23.440 A judge orders Bannon to surrender for prison term by July 1st, and he was convicted two

00:03:29.100 years ago of contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with the subpoena from the January

00:03:33.780 6th committee.

00:03:34.760 Yep.

00:03:35.520 So we have this-

00:03:36.340 He's up for four months.

00:03:36.860 Four months sentence.

00:03:37.380 Four months in jail, which is the whole election cycle.

00:03:40.180 Yeah.

00:03:40.300 So they're trying to sideline Bannon.

00:03:42.340 You're going to go into jail until, I don't know, November 6th?

00:03:46.280 6th.

00:03:46.640 How about it?

00:03:47.600 So obviously, we stand with Bannon.

00:03:49.220 We love Bannon here on the show.

00:03:51.080 Trump's sentencing is July 11th.

00:03:53.140 Yeah.

00:03:53.520 So clearly, the wheels are in motion.

00:03:55.320 They're kind of like going into phase two of whatever their plan is.

00:03:58.260 Yeah.

00:03:58.880 And I think, I don't know, Trump goes back and forth when it comes to retribution and

00:04:03.540 going on a revenge tour.

00:04:04.720 Obviously, here on the show, we want Trump to go on an absolute revenge tour.

00:04:08.560 Yep.

00:04:09.080 And I hope he does.

00:04:10.220 But sometimes he's like, oh, you know, I don't want revenge.

00:04:12.960 I just want the country to do well.

00:04:14.720 And I have a new theory.

00:04:16.320 Maybe you need that energy to get elected.

00:04:18.860 He's sandbagging how much retribution is just about to come.

00:04:21.700 Yeah.

00:04:21.900 Secret revenge tour.

00:04:23.140 Yeah.

00:04:23.660 Once he's in power, yeah, the revenge is coming.

00:04:26.380 So yeah, we don't want to do a revenge tour.

00:04:28.220 No.

00:04:28.640 Like, hey, let's take the high road.

00:04:30.320 There's plenty of room on the high road for everybody.

00:04:32.960 Yeah.

00:04:33.400 Let's just lower taxes and get the country back to normal.

00:04:35.960 No need for revenge.

00:04:37.680 We're not going to arrest anybody.

00:04:39.100 Wink, wink.

00:04:40.240 All right.

00:04:40.560 And obviously, with everything that's going on with Trump and Bannon, people are talking

00:04:45.320 about the chances of civil war and how those chances are going up.

00:04:49.120 And I saw a pretty funny AI that was like, in case you were concerned about a civil war,

00:04:53.960 here's who you're up against.

00:04:55.220 And it's like an AI picture of like white country guys that like drive trucks, maybe.

00:05:00.020 Yeah.

00:05:00.620 Midwesterners, typical Midwesterners, they work a blue collar job and then they hit 1.00

00:05:05.060 the beers hard.

00:05:06.040 Yeah.

00:05:06.960 Exactly.

00:05:07.900 But people think that that's like an own on the right wing.

00:05:11.240 Keep in mind, cities have food for two to three days.

00:05:14.760 Yeah.

00:05:14.980 These guys know how to drive an 18-wheeler.

00:05:17.160 They know how to drive a fork truck, big dump truck, stuff like that, barricade it.

00:05:21.160 You know.

00:05:21.420 These guys have ammo and a pantry.

00:05:23.620 Yeah.

00:05:23.940 We don't need them to be like running a 5K.

00:05:26.760 Yeah.

00:05:27.080 Don't worry about that.

00:05:28.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:28.760 We don't need them to be fortifying and like blocking roads and overturning a bridge that

00:05:32.940 we don't want trucks rolling in on.

00:05:34.840 Yeah.

00:05:35.140 These guys have a plan.

00:05:36.460 They're all friends.

00:05:37.720 Yeah.

00:05:38.160 They have pantries.

00:05:39.280 They have wives who know how to make food and they have a lot of ammo.

00:05:42.460 People in the cities, you guys smoke mango vapes and you order your groceries on an app

00:05:49.280 and the person goes to the store for you and then they bring it to your house.

00:05:52.560 That's like three layers from the food.

00:05:54.160 Yeah.

00:05:54.460 You get ripped off on an oil change and like credit card frauded.

00:05:58.540 So I don't really know what you're capable of, right?

00:06:00.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:01.180 You live in an apartment.

00:06:02.220 Mm-hmm.

00:06:03.200 Okay.

00:06:04.000 And then also keep in mind when it comes to who's up against who, there was a recent survey

00:06:08.340 that came out about recent college grads who are going to job interviews.

00:06:13.220 Yeah.

00:06:13.480 During job interviews, employers say recent college grads have and then struggle with eye

00:06:18.700 contact, ask for unreasonable compensation, dressed inappropriately.

00:06:22.520 And then the highlighted one here is brought a parent to their interview.

00:06:27.040 Yeah.

00:06:27.600 So they make fun of who they're up against for the civil war.

00:06:30.400 Who we're up against is people who can't, who don't have a job, who are trying to get 1.00

00:06:34.880 a job, but can't look anyone in the eye.

00:06:36.500 And they brought their parents to the job interview.

00:06:38.480 Yeah.

00:06:39.160 And someone hit the trifecta.

00:06:40.520 They're staring at the ground.

00:06:41.560 They're dressed inappropriately and their mom's in the corner.

00:06:43.520 So like that person is kind of like in this civil war discourse.

00:06:47.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:48.600 So have fun trying to tell the country boy who can shoot a deer from a quarter mile

00:06:52.140 that he needs to get in the train to head up to the camps.

00:06:54.920 Yeah.

00:06:55.300 Good luck getting him in.

00:06:56.400 Good luck getting him in.

00:06:56.860 And you can't wrestle him either.

00:06:58.420 You think you can, but you can't.

00:06:59.740 They got this man strength where they grab your wrist and then they could kind of just

00:07:03.040 like bend your arm and put you where they want you.

00:07:06.380 It's not good.

00:07:07.100 All right.

00:07:07.600 Moving on. 1.00

00:07:08.460 Speaking of stupid millennials who are delusional and can't function in the real world, Washington 1.00

00:07:12.940 Post had some layoffs. 1.00

00:07:15.080 It looks like they're struggling to make ends meet.

00:07:17.660 Can you read the headline and some highlights?

00:07:19.400 Yeah, this was like a fluff piece about it.

00:07:22.220 But this guy, Will Lewis, came in and he shook up the Washington Post, fired a bunch of people,

00:07:27.580 I think the editor and some other key roles.

00:07:29.500 And he says, I can't sugarcoat it anymore.

00:07:31.300 Will Lewis bluntly defends Washington Post shakeup.

00:07:34.760 And here's a quote from him.

00:07:36.560 We are losing large amounts of money.

00:07:38.640 Your audience has halved in recent years.

00:07:41.020 People are not reading your stuff.

00:07:42.960 I can't sugarcoat it anymore.

00:07:45.080 Yep.

00:07:45.460 And then we came in like with an outsider.

00:07:47.440 He's like, it's not me.

00:07:48.340 I'm not involved with this yet.

00:07:50.100 But this guy came in, you know, half your audience is gone.

00:07:53.220 No one's reading your stuff.

00:07:54.480 And then while they're making these changes, someone came in and said, another reporter

00:07:58.540 asked Lewis whether any women or people of color were interviewed and seriously considered

00:08:03.240 for either of these positions.

00:08:05.240 A question that prompted applause.

00:08:07.620 Wow.

00:08:07.780 So it's like, no one's reading anything we're writing.

00:08:11.000 All the money's gone.

00:08:12.120 And then someone said, have you interviewed a person of color about this?

00:08:15.040 Have you thought about just bringing a black woman in? 0.70

00:08:17.780 And then everyone starts clapping. 0.73

00:08:19.220 Yeah.

00:08:19.600 It's like, all right, who clapped?

00:08:20.660 You guys are fired.

00:08:21.560 Who clapped?

00:08:21.980 Who asked that question?

00:08:23.040 Who clapped?

00:08:24.140 Okay. 1.00

00:08:24.600 Everyone can pack up your shit. 1.00

00:08:26.060 There's boxes up front, you know? 1.00

00:08:27.560 Yeah.

00:08:27.720 Like that's kind of the energy you need to have if you're trying to save like a washed out, 1.00

00:08:32.160 hollow shell of itself company, right?

00:08:34.460 Like an old school energy.

00:08:35.740 Yeah.

00:08:36.100 Yeah.

00:08:36.620 So.

00:08:37.240 Because clearly what you're doing, applauding for black women is not working, right? 1.00

00:08:41.160 You got halved. 0.89

00:08:42.380 You got halved.

00:08:43.240 It's like the microcosm of the whole issue.

00:08:45.300 And you got halved when people already stopped reading the physical newspapers and it's all

00:08:50.120 online anyway.

00:08:51.140 So Everett, like the playing field, it got crazy for a while in newspapers and journalism,

00:08:56.220 right?

00:08:56.560 Where it's like, whoa, this internet really shook things up.

00:08:58.880 But now it's been like 10 years of you should have built your moat and kind of like had your

00:09:03.200 paywalls and stuff.

00:09:04.120 Yeah.

00:09:04.620 So to get halved now is horrendous.

00:09:06.980 Yeah.

00:09:07.340 It's not good.

00:09:07.960 And then whoever asked that question about the people of color.

00:09:10.160 Yeah. 0.97

00:09:10.320 You know, people say there's no dumb questions. 0.65

00:09:12.040 Yeah. 0.98

00:09:12.500 That's before everyone got the brain worms.

00:09:14.300 I know.

00:09:14.800 Now there's a lot. 1.00

00:09:15.840 There's tons of dumb questions. 0.99

00:09:17.980 All right. 0.99

00:09:18.500 We're moving on.

00:09:19.180 We're only on page one of housekeeping.

00:09:20.580 So we're going to have to keep the pace going.

00:09:22.620 We have a pride update.

00:09:23.820 We have a pride section coming in cringe, but we have a pride update for housekeeping.

00:09:28.520 The tide is turning.

00:09:29.660 11 NFL teams did not issue pride month statement this year.

00:09:33.080 Yeah.

00:09:33.800 So thank you, 11 NFL teams.

00:09:35.820 Yeah.

00:09:35.940 I appreciate that.

00:09:36.700 And the NFL corporate office still made gay logos for you. 0.59

00:09:39.900 So you have to fight that.

00:09:41.600 You have to go against that.

00:09:42.860 But, you know, it's a step in the right direction.

00:09:44.700 And we kind of mentioned that the middle of the road people, the people who don't have 0.98

00:09:47.800 to get involved, they're getting tired of the pride shit. 0.98

00:09:50.040 Exactly. 0.98

00:09:51.160 And then people are going to start to realize that there is an avenue for people who don't

00:09:55.700 want to participate.

00:09:56.860 Like last year, the Texas Rangers were the only team in the MLB who didn't issue a pride

00:10:01.140 statement.

00:10:01.760 And then they ended up winning the whole thing, the World Series.

00:10:04.780 So people are going to see that this year.

00:10:07.460 They'll see the 11 teams didn't issue anything.

00:10:09.660 And then not only is it not bad for business, it probably will end up being good for business.

00:10:14.680 Yeah.

00:10:14.940 Like that's how it always works out.

00:10:16.520 Anyone who stands up against the progressive agenda, whether it be their jersey sales or

00:10:20.960 ticket sales, it always goes up after.

00:10:23.240 So you need to be slow like this at first where only a few teams don't do anything and

00:10:27.400 then they'll get more support.

00:10:28.740 And then next year it'll be like, no one's doing it.

00:10:31.580 No one's going to issue a pride statement. 0.96

00:10:33.280 And then people will see that and be like, oh, damn, not being pro pride isn't as bad as 0.98

00:10:37.660 I thought. 0.99

00:10:38.040 In fact, you get rewarded for it.

00:10:40.200 Yeah.

00:10:40.360 You're a private company. 1.00

00:10:41.280 You actually don't have to do anything, especially not the weird gay shit where all the gay people 1.00

00:10:45.800 who have been alienating normal people for years. 1.00

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00:11:00.820 Hashtag make a play.

00:11:03.380 Are kind of like trying to hollow out your business and wear it as a coat.

00:11:06.920 Yeah. 0.96

00:11:07.520 And the gays don't even like the NFL that much. 0.99

00:11:09.580 They don't. 1.00

00:11:11.080 The Taylor Swift shit. 1.00

00:11:12.020 That's the only thing they're in. 1.00

00:11:13.200 Yeah.

00:11:14.000 All right.

00:11:14.520 Let's get to our most important story of the day.

00:11:17.000 Okay.

00:11:17.600 Joe Biden went to the bathroom in his pants again, this time at the D-Day Remembrance Service

00:11:23.300 in France.

00:11:24.260 Yeah.

00:11:24.920 Here he is.

00:11:25.640 Here's the clip.

00:11:27.960 Macron comes in. 0.98

00:11:28.980 He's like, I'm shitting right now. 0.99

00:11:30.300 Now watch, once he starts shitting right here, watch Jill give the scratch the lip signal, 1.00

00:11:35.260 which means get us out of here. 0.98

00:11:38.180 And then there they go.

00:11:43.100 And then Joe Biden leaves at the point where they're supposed to greet the World War II

00:11:47.020 veterans.

00:11:47.760 And Macron's left there by himself.

00:11:49.740 Yeah.

00:11:50.000 Those veterans don't want to shake hands with Macron.

00:11:52.740 We had to save the French. 0.87

00:11:54.820 And Macron's jogging over in a suit.

00:11:57.160 Yeah.

00:11:58.020 Nightmare.

00:11:58.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:58.920 So some people are saying he wanted to sit down early, but, you know, obviously he shit 0.91

00:12:03.660 his pants and Jill gave the sign. 0.98

00:12:05.520 Obviously. 1.00

00:12:06.020 Shit his pants. 1.00

00:12:06.560 Shit his pants. 1.00

00:12:07.740 D-Day, diaper day. 1.00

00:12:08.980 You're kind of seeing the writing on the wall.

00:12:10.900 And here he is with the Secret Service a little bit after.

00:12:13.400 Yeah.

00:12:13.480 Here's how it's, I think this might be before.

00:12:15.540 This might be how the day started.

00:12:16.720 He got out and then no one, he doesn't know where to go, but then he's kind of like looking

00:12:22.120 for Secret Service to tell him, but they don't really tell him.

00:12:24.840 They're not his like schedulers.

00:12:26.460 Yeah.

00:12:26.780 They're just there to literally protect him.

00:12:28.440 We're henchmen.

00:12:29.040 So it's like, hey, what do I do?

00:12:30.140 And they're like, buddy, you're supposed to tell me.

00:12:32.880 Yeah.

00:12:34.020 So that was him getting out.

00:12:35.680 Obviously they're going to try and get this Muppet 85 million votes somehow.

00:12:39.140 No, he's got to get 90 this year.

00:12:40.620 He's got to get 90.

00:12:41.860 So.

00:12:42.420 Which is like twice the most ever or whatever.

00:12:44.900 He just keeps going up.

00:12:46.240 He's got to shatter Obama's record again, again.

00:12:49.200 So.

00:12:49.420 Yeah.

00:12:49.580 So no one believes this guy's a president.

00:12:51.220 Even the media is starting to kind of come around on Joe Biden, not being a serious person.

00:12:55.920 Wall Street Journal's headline.

00:12:57.220 Yeah.

00:12:57.380 Wall Street Journal said behind closed doors, Biden shows signs of slipping behind closed

00:13:03.620 doors.

00:13:03.920 Guys, we see it every week on video, like undefendable behavior from like clearly senile 80 year old

00:13:10.180 man.

00:13:10.580 So imagine him behind closed doors.

00:13:12.160 I know.

00:13:12.640 He probably gets really mad, hits people.

00:13:15.260 Yeah.

00:13:15.620 Imagine him.

00:13:16.200 I didn't order this.

00:13:17.240 And it's like, sir, you did.

00:13:18.780 You ordered this four minutes ago.

00:13:20.480 Imagine him in the morning before he has his coffee.

00:13:22.980 Oh, my God.

00:13:24.300 He's still asleep.

00:13:25.880 Yeah.

00:13:25.980 They probably have to like do some sort of brain activation thing on him to even get

00:13:30.300 him going.

00:13:30.700 And that's the Wall Street Journal.

00:13:31.660 So the Wall Street Journal is probably trying to avoid the same fate as the Washington Post.

00:13:35.380 They only want to get thirded on their readership, not halved.

00:13:38.680 So.

00:13:38.860 That's a good point.

00:13:39.440 And there's been some impeachment talks with Republicans.

00:13:42.140 Republicans are trying to get Joe Biden impeached, which obviously is completely fair game

00:13:46.200 considering they impeached Trump over nothing like four times.

00:13:49.020 Yeah.

00:13:49.380 But there was some pushback from the media who's now starting to, I guess, decided to

00:13:53.700 be honest all of a sudden.

00:13:55.220 Yes, ma'am.

00:13:55.720 What actual evidence do you have as opposed to allegations to show to the American public

00:14:01.080 that would merit an actual impeachment inquiry of Joe Biden and prove that today isn't just

00:14:06.300 about some of you.

00:14:07.060 Oh, I don't know.

00:14:07.880 We've bullied Speaker McCarthy for the sake of enacting political revenge.

00:14:12.700 This isn't about political revenge.

00:14:14.640 We have the bank accounts.

00:14:15.800 We can see, ma'am, you can see that the homes that the Bidens own can't be afforded on a

00:14:22.440 congressional or Senate salary.

00:14:24.020 You also understand that it's not normal for family members to receive millions of dollars

00:14:29.560 from overseas interests.

00:14:31.340 Those things aren't normal.

00:14:32.400 That's not normal to have 20 shell companies.

00:14:35.500 These things are not normal.

00:14:37.120 And it alludes to not only just widespread corruption, but money laundering, if not influence

00:14:42.840 peddling itself.

00:14:43.520 And we also have the vice president at the time on record saying that the prosecutor was

00:14:49.580 fired. 1.00

00:14:49.940 Well, son of a bitch, the prosecutor was fired, right? 1.00

00:14:52.900 Because the prosecutor- 1.00

00:14:53.620 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:53.860 That's the influence he was peddling for cash.

00:14:56.460 So all the media all of a sudden, no, you just want to impeach him for political reasons.

00:15:00.380 Yeah, the media wants decorum now after like the most witch hunts ever for Trump, which

00:15:05.500 you know, that's what they're supposed to do.

00:15:07.200 They're doing what they're supposed to do.

00:15:08.400 That same media never shows Biden slipping, whether it's on video or behind closed doors,

00:15:13.060 as the New York Times says.

00:15:14.420 Like the New York or the Wall Street Journal who said that Biden's slipping behind closed

00:15:17.700 doors.

00:15:18.080 It's like, yeah, hey, do you need like a freelancer?

00:15:21.780 I can put you together a highlight tape.

00:15:24.240 It would go crazy.

00:15:25.760 But they won't publish it.

00:15:26.900 And then they'll run interference for this impeachment.

00:15:30.380 And you know what?

00:15:31.320 Like Joe Biden, he's not going to get impeached.

00:15:33.480 We're coming up on an election.

00:15:34.800 So it is a little bit of political like posturing.

00:15:38.020 But either way, it's good to see someone get called out for that.

00:15:40.960 Yeah.

00:15:41.280 And I do think-

00:15:42.820 And no one's above the law.

00:15:44.060 Yeah, no one's above the law.

00:15:45.640 And now that you said that, Joe, maybe that'll be why you get put in jail a year from now.

00:15:50.380 Yeah.

00:15:51.020 Hopefully.

00:15:51.900 All right, moving on.

00:15:52.900 Trump had a fundraiser event with David Sachs and Chamath in San Francisco last night.

00:15:59.860 Sold out.

00:16:00.860 Yeah.

00:16:01.080 Lots of money made.

00:16:02.320 Sold out.

00:16:03.240 Yeah.

00:16:03.520 And it's $300,000 per person, $500,000 per couple, VIP roundtable, all that good stuff.

00:16:09.480 Photo opportunity with Trump.

00:16:11.360 Crazy. 0.60

00:16:12.060 You know?

00:16:12.400 Love to see it.

00:16:13.100 And we sort of owe David Sachs and them an apology a little bit.

00:16:16.500 Remember?

00:16:17.300 You ready to apologize or no?

00:16:19.100 Maybe. 0.97

00:16:19.580 Because you did shit talk him when we brought up his podcast and it's like, he says all these right-wing things. 0.96

00:16:25.000 And it's like, do you ever tell your audience to vote Trump? 0.98

00:16:26.840 And now he's really doing it and raising money.

00:16:29.300 Well, that's good.

00:16:29.880 Good for David Sachs.

00:16:30.640 But we also have an apology section later in housekeeping that's going to prove why we never apologize.

00:16:36.240 Yeah.

00:16:36.380 So I'm hesitant to apologize today.

00:16:38.700 You're right.

00:16:39.160 You're right.

00:16:39.340 But it's good to see that.

00:16:40.280 And I'm glad that we have our own tech oligarchs. 0.71

00:16:42.840 Yeah.

00:16:43.520 You know?

00:16:43.760 Yeah, we're rooting now for oligarchs again. 1.00

00:16:45.700 People are like, oh, they just want tax breaks and these are tech oligarchs and blah, blah, blah.

00:16:50.040 It's like, well, every other tech oligarch is against us.

00:16:52.520 Yeah.

00:16:52.720 Every social media company CEO, all these high-up people, all of Silicon Valley.

00:16:57.300 So I'm glad there's some tech oligarchs in there to duke it out on our side. 1.00

00:17:01.480 Exactly.

00:17:02.000 Burn your money for each other, against each other, right?

00:17:04.860 There you go.

00:17:04.980 So, and obviously the VP pick is an important one.

00:17:08.720 That list has gotten shortened.

00:17:10.860 As of right now, it looks like it's Doug Burgum, J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, or Tim Scott.

00:17:18.040 So get excited, everybody.

00:17:20.440 My pick would be Doug Burgum because I don't know who it is.

00:17:24.320 Yeah.

00:17:24.680 He can't disappoint me.

00:17:25.900 He can't even disappoint me.

00:17:27.120 I don't know who it is.

00:17:28.420 So maybe he's based.

00:17:29.880 Yeah, I like J.D. Vance, but I have a feeling that we're going to do something really stupid with that. 0.99

00:17:35.720 I don't, yeah. 0.98

00:17:36.700 And I don't love J.D. Vance either.

00:17:38.860 He used to be anti-Trump.

00:17:39.920 I know, I know.

00:17:41.100 And then he's like a tech guy himself.

00:17:43.040 I know.

00:17:43.500 So I guess Doug Burgum because we don't know him.

00:17:46.640 And then Ben Carson, maybe?

00:17:48.220 Yeah.

00:17:48.700 Let's just clone Trump, two of them.

00:17:50.800 That's a good idea.

00:17:51.820 Or Don Jr.

00:17:52.860 Or Steve Bannon once he gets out of jail.

00:17:54.820 Yeah, get Bannon up there. 0.91

00:17:56.240 That's my dream.

00:17:57.000 But that doesn't mess with the, like, revenge tour.

00:18:00.060 Like, no, we'll take the high road.

00:18:01.260 We'll take the high road.

00:18:02.660 It's like Bannon.

00:18:03.980 Who's your VP going to pick?

00:18:05.220 No, no revenge tour.

00:18:06.600 This guy is Steve.

00:18:07.880 Steve B.

00:18:08.580 Steve B.

00:18:09.300 Once he's done serving some time.

00:18:13.860 Yeah.

00:18:14.500 All right.

00:18:15.060 Let's get into our next section of housekeeping.

00:18:18.480 We still have two pages left, so we got to go a little quick.

00:18:21.040 Obviously, with the election coming up, there is going to be some sort of pandemic or black swan event that happens.

00:18:27.320 Bird flu could be that pandemic we've been talking about for a while.

00:18:31.300 The first person died from it in Mexico.

00:18:35.160 Yeah.

00:18:35.780 Mexico and the World Health Organization has reported the world's first human case of H5N2 bird flu in a 59-year-old who has now died.

00:18:43.960 And the guy who died was also obese.

00:18:47.240 I think he had diabetes and kidney failure.

00:18:50.180 Classic.

00:18:50.600 But obviously, the media and the WHO are going to count it as a bird flu death.

00:18:56.320 Yeah, absolutely.

00:18:56.900 That's how it works.

00:18:58.180 Here is Deborah Birx, Dr. Deborah Birx.

00:19:01.900 I remember her from COVID.

00:19:03.160 Here's what she's saying about bird flu.

00:19:04.440 We're not testing to really see how many people have been exposed and got asymptomatically infected.

00:19:11.080 We should be testing every cow weekly.

00:19:13.940 You can do pooled PCR.

00:19:15.680 We have the technology.

00:19:17.900 The great thing about America is we're incredibly innovative.

00:19:21.360 And we have the ability to have these breakthroughs.

00:19:24.240 We could be pool testing every dairy worker. 0.67

00:19:26.420 I do believe that there's undetected cases in humans because we're, once again, only tracking people with symptoms.

00:19:34.540 When we did that with COVID, the virus spread throughout the Northeast undetected because it took a little time.

00:19:41.700 All right.

00:19:41.720 So it looks like they're trying to run it back.

00:19:43.800 I don't know.

00:19:44.320 It sounds very familiar.

00:19:45.840 And you're probably wondering, is that really Deborah Birx or is that a deep state actor in the Deborah Birx mask?

00:19:52.500 Could be either one.

00:19:53.820 I have no idea.

00:19:54.760 She got some work done or it's the deep state actor in the Deborah Birx mask.

00:19:58.640 So I don't know.

00:20:00.040 I think it could be the mask.

00:20:01.480 I haven't seen enough data.

00:20:03.480 Yes.

00:20:04.300 So just to let everyone know, there's 40 million cows in the U.S.

00:20:08.800 Yeah.

00:20:09.260 So do you think if they have to PCR test the cows every day and every ranch hand and every worker that works with the cows,

00:20:16.620 is that going to make the cost of beef go up or down?

00:20:20.540 You think it's going to result in the culling of millions of cattle?

00:20:23.820 I do.

00:20:24.960 I do, too.

00:20:25.920 And I think, obviously, the goal is to get us eating less meat.

00:20:30.100 There was an article that came out in Daily Mail a little while ago revealed U.S. is collaborating with Chinese scientists to make bird flu strains more infectious and deadly as part of a $1 million project, despite fears similar tests unleash COVID.

00:20:43.840 Hmm.

00:20:44.280 Hmm.

00:20:44.480 So Deborah Birx is trying to run it back. 1.00

00:20:47.960 China and the U.S. lab testing is trying to run it back.

00:20:50.500 I don't feel too good, guys.

00:20:51.960 Yeah.

00:20:52.160 Why do you keep trying to find ways to spread it to humans so easy?

00:20:55.840 You want to make it more deadly?

00:20:57.640 Is that what I heard?

00:20:58.540 Again.

00:21:00.540 All right.

00:21:01.140 And then just to zoom out, too, this is a smart move for the deep state, this whole operation, because they want us eating less meat.

00:21:08.540 Because when you eat a lot of animal protein and animal fat, your brain works best and you become the most chad version of yourself.

00:21:15.500 Yeah.

00:21:15.600 So from a macro perspective, like if you want to zoom out, less meat, less cows equals less consumption of high quality protein, which means weaker population, easier to control.

00:21:27.380 Less resistance.

00:21:28.260 Does that make sense?

00:21:29.020 Yeah, that's easy.

00:21:29.840 So that's kind of what we have to keep an eye out for.

00:21:32.580 Okay.

00:21:32.940 Make sure you guys keep eating your steaks, keep eating your eggs, stuff like that.

00:21:37.880 Yeah.

00:21:38.120 It's important.

00:21:38.780 Smart.

00:21:39.000 And obviously with COVID, what we saw last time, the control levels they had were like at an all time high, especially when it came to the distribution of info and the efficacy of the vaccine.

00:21:51.460 Yeah.

00:21:52.120 So we hear we have Krasenstein.

00:21:54.140 I know you guys probably know him.

00:21:56.620 Read that tweet about what he said.

00:21:58.160 He said the U.S. government nor the manufacturers of COVID vaccines ever said that their vaccines were 100% safe and effective in preventing COVID.

00:22:05.700 Never.

00:22:06.260 Stop saying they did.

00:22:07.180 Otherwise, prove me wrong.

00:22:08.340 I dare you to.

00:22:09.820 I dare you to.

00:22:11.180 You sound like a teenage girl. 1.00

00:22:12.220 He's like a little pussy. 1.00

00:22:13.280 When I made fun of that voice that he didn't even speak in, he sounded like a bitch. 1.00

00:22:16.760 His voice is never as low as yours. 0.99

00:22:18.820 And he is 5'5", and I think they weigh 125, these little guys.

00:22:23.660 These little boys.

00:22:24.120 They do their push-ups and stuff, and it's like, why?

00:22:26.080 Who cares?

00:22:26.740 You could get stuffed in a locker, you know?

00:22:28.420 Yeah.

00:22:28.800 I could do 50 push-ups.

00:22:30.680 I could go like this.

00:22:31.500 Yeah. 0.98

00:22:32.980 I can put your underwear over your head like a 1980s bully. 0.96

00:22:37.160 That's so true. 0.84

00:22:37.820 We don't need to listen to people who are 5'5", when they tell us about war. 0.98

00:22:41.280 Yeah.

00:22:41.680 Or like what all society needs to do because of a scary situation, like a pandemic.

00:22:47.220 Absolutely.

00:22:47.940 And also, he said-

00:22:49.400 And if you're 5'5", I think if the Titanic, well, like situations like that, they say,

00:22:53.520 women and children and men under 5'5", go. 0.84

00:22:56.900 Because they let them off first.

00:22:58.020 They can save two people for the size of one.

00:23:00.880 Exactly.

00:23:01.480 So they're getting on the boats.

00:23:03.180 And he said, no one ever said it was 100% effective.

00:23:06.460 Here's the CEO of Pfizer.

00:23:08.020 Can you read that tweet?

00:23:08.800 Yeah.

00:23:08.980 He said, excited to share that updated analysis from our phase three study with bio and tech

00:23:13.100 also showed that our COVID-19 vaccine was 100% effective in preventing COVID-19.

00:23:19.240 That was three years ago.

00:23:20.340 And then the Krasnesteins replied to that saying, well, I never heard anyone from the government

00:23:24.940 say it.

00:23:25.440 That's what we're talking about.

00:23:26.700 So here's Joe Biden saying it.

00:23:28.720 You're okay.

00:23:29.760 You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.

00:23:33.960 Yeah. 0.98

00:23:34.700 So then I guess the response to that is, come on, Joe Biden's retarded. 1.00

00:23:38.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:38.420 Everyone knows that.

00:23:39.520 It's actually a decent out.

00:23:40.880 I would go, oh, you're right.

00:23:42.420 He was just rambling.

00:23:44.600 Yeah.

00:23:45.020 He was on the cocktail for the debate.

00:23:47.100 That's actually fair.

00:23:48.400 Also, when the pandemic happened originally, we can't forget who back then was a part of

00:23:53.320 it and promoting it.

00:23:54.460 And on the bad guy's side, the deep state side, for example, Brad Pays.

00:23:58.420 Brad Pays, a new COVID vaccine ad.

00:24:00.940 Take the shot.

00:24:02.020 So Brad Pays.

00:24:02.680 So Brad Pays.

00:24:02.720 And on it.

00:24:03.520 And then he also was part of the Ukraine stuff.

00:24:06.360 Oh, yeah.

00:24:06.740 He's a he's a puppet for the full puppet. 1.00

00:24:09.380 They'll shove their hand up his ass. 1.00

00:24:10.680 Brad Pays. 1.00

00:24:11.100 He does whatever they want.

00:24:12.280 He goes, I'll put on my little country outfit.

00:24:15.100 So, you know, when it's if there was ever to be a revenge tour.

00:24:19.160 I know who's going on.

00:24:20.760 Mr. Pays.

00:24:21.480 Pays.

00:24:21.520 He's on the list.

00:24:22.520 Brad, you're on the list.

00:24:23.860 Back of the bus, Brad.

00:24:25.300 All right, let's move on.

00:24:26.520 We have a migrant update.

00:24:27.760 yeah we're gonna go quick through this because it's just you know brief stuff illegals taking

00:24:32.380 selfies at the mexican border in with no fear of removal no fear of deportation if we can pull up

00:24:37.840 this video i shot early this morning this was like 2 a.m out here right where i'm standing in

00:24:41.780 hakumba this is part of a group of a few hundred that crossed illegally here i watched them as

00:24:46.580 they walked to this border wall right behind me and started posing for selfies and pictures in

00:24:52.220 front of our border wall as if it's like a a tourist attraction or a great background for

00:24:57.120 their tiktok or instagram photos it was just remarkable good for them i and it is you know

00:25:03.120 and it's up to us to be offended and disrespected at that and then change something and when we don't 0.99

00:25:08.540 then they can walk all over us and do crime be pieces of shit fake citizens here laugh you know 0.95

00:25:15.640 they laugh so it's it's honestly up to us to do something and uh that's why revenge tour is gonna 0.99

00:25:21.540 be uh well we'll take the high road but you took a selfie oh we oh we actually we're actually

00:25:28.060 subpoenaing apple we're getting all those geo tagged oh you were there okay just there's a bus two yeah

00:25:34.500 bus two you're going straight to dose yeah bus so do so oh man and then um there was a mexican 1.00

00:25:41.740 election recently where the that woman won when the other 37 people got assassinated yeah but those

00:25:48.800 weren't that that's like more of a headline those weren't presidential candidates but there were a

00:25:52.680 bunch of potential candidates assassinated in that cartel controlled country yes um so there was an

00:26:00.160 election and then a lot of mexican nationals who were living in america voted in that election here's

00:26:05.940 the uh the line outside of houston at the consulate yep there's all them lined up to vote in the mexican

00:26:14.300 election from houston texas yeah all those houstonites and if they did a crime or something

00:26:19.480 they would be described as houston man yeah yes there was like a thing back in the day i saw it on

00:26:25.900 tiktok where people had like bench words and then they sent out like flyers to all the people with

00:26:31.660 bench words and said like oh you won free tickets to like a baseball game or something super bowl come

00:26:36.320 on down collect your tickets and the cops arrested them when they came in the cops rounded them all up in

00:26:41.680 like a one back room was like all right everyone here is under arrest that would be a good thing to

00:26:45.520 do for something like that yeah you're mexican national here let's vote in the back of the 1.00

00:26:48.880 consulate right here and then there's a bus waiting to take you out of here it all ends in buses yeah

00:26:53.420 um and then i saw this other headline illegals saying that they're gonna leave if trump wins and

00:26:57.720 they're gonna go to canada can you read that headline uh illegals will flee to canada if donald trump

00:27:01.880 is elected thank you yeah according to an obama ambassador yeah that would be great you're uh you're

00:27:07.780 actually encouraging me i can only vote for trump once but now you're making me want to commit

00:27:11.660 fraud yeah exactly all right well let's move on uh abroad the migrant section continues abroad 1.00

00:27:19.240 remember last week there was the german cop who arrested the white guy and then got stabbed by

00:27:24.500 the muslim guy yeah since then it looks like the german police have upped their training here's a clip

00:27:30.620 they're out back hitting a pad 0.97

00:27:34.920 a couple ladies i think three of them are women yeah that's good watch out muslim terrorist deb's 1.00

00:27:43.720 been training deb is playing slap ass with her sister-in-law in the back they call that sister 1.00

00:27:49.280 in-lawing brother-in-lawing so i updated it for deb you know when you take it easy on your training 0.94

00:27:53.360 partner like you're playing football and you guys kind of both phone it in

00:27:56.240 so it's just like slap a bag and you know hope muhammad doesn't come at you really hard right 1.00

00:28:02.100 hopefully you'll never need to disarm somebody um and then this other clip went pretty viral

00:28:07.520 uh there was a news segment i don't know what country it is grace in greece and in the background

00:28:12.360 a migrant just robbed some lady at the beach 0.99

00:28:15.120 very nice snatched her necklace uh probably gold and runs off and that's like incidentally caught migrant

00:28:31.660 violence imagine if journalists went out seeking to catch the migrant violence that's when they were

00:28:36.860 there shooting some other story at the beach on the beach and how wonderful the weather was

00:28:40.940 that's what they got so that's what happens when you import the third world we're moving on to our 1.00

00:28:45.960 last page of housekeeping make sure you guys use this opportunity to help us tickle the post

00:28:50.020 juice the algo leave a like leave a comment leave a comment again then start yapping about what you want

00:28:54.960 to yap about send stuff to the po box and make sure your notifications are on all right got it all

00:29:01.860 it's a lot of assignments um we have a quick update remember last episode we apologized to the guy who

00:29:08.600 was on a zoom hearing for his court proceeding yeah and then um they said you shouldn't be driving and

00:29:15.100 he was driving right then in the video and then uh afterwards it came out that oh that was actually a

00:29:20.600 clerical error he did have the right to drive everyone owes him an apology turns out that that

00:29:26.100 got reversed it wasn't true he never even had a license he's never had a license ever so here's the

00:29:33.480 video of it let me make it very clear based upon what the courts look at he has never had a michigan

00:29:40.280 license ever and has never had a license in the other 49 states and commonwealths that form up this

00:29:47.360 great union he has never had a license but how do we go forward and that's why and that's why i'm here

00:29:53.580 to sort of minimize never had a license yeah so apology rescinded uh and that's that's kind of like

00:29:59.040 a listen to your instincts if a guy's a big mouth breather looking dumbfounded on a court zoom when he's

00:30:04.280 driving in a t-shirt like maybe he yeah he probably does have some problems and then in this one he's

00:30:09.320 wearing a yellow t-shirt the court did nobody tell you to dress up for court dress nicely uh so you know

00:30:15.340 wear your funeral outfit yeah you got one funeral suit i'm sure you've been to one of those come on

00:30:21.600 so uh yeah apology rescinded listen to your instincts double down yeah that's what we should

00:30:27.860 have done even when we're wrong we're pretty much always right in spirit so in this situation we should

00:30:33.120 never have apologized and just try to put it on the back burner and hope it went away and then got

00:30:36.640 proven right again exactly but there's no reason to ever retract statements or apologize to anybody

00:30:41.880 smart all right next story venomous flying spiders are heading to the northeast yeah breaking

00:30:47.660 giant venomous flying spiders coming to new york the new york area is on high alert as experts predict

00:30:53.000 the arrival of giant venomous joro spiders known for their ability to fly originating from asia and

00:30:58.840 first spotted in georgia around 2010 these spiders have steadily spread across several states with leg

00:31:03.900 spans reaching up to four inches in distinctive yellow and gray bodies joro spiders are both a fascinating

00:31:08.780 and daunting sight while they are venomous their venom poses no threat to humans but is lethal to

00:31:14.120 smaller prey like insects all right i'm a little less worried it's not lethal to humans they say fly

00:31:20.920 in quotes so you're kind of sandbagging this giant this is like a example of the news being fantastic

00:31:27.560 giant venomous flying spiders coming to new york and then it's like well they fly and they can only

00:31:33.500 it's small prey it's all done with this they don't fly they fall yeah venom they can't even bite you

00:31:38.820 all right but you know it's good to see some diversity in new york city and here's a picture

00:31:43.300 of them it does look kind of crazy i wouldn't like messing with that and then an article i read it said

00:31:47.620 uh there's no natural predators it's called a vacuum yeah you suck them up yeah and that's it

00:31:53.560 all right let's move on while i have everyone's casual attention uh i was watching a movie the other day

00:31:59.160 called godzilla and i wanted to show this clip this is me recording my tv but i wanted to show you guys

00:32:05.600 uh yeah he said is that godzilla no is it uh yeah and she's japanese too you should know you should 0.96

00:32:22.540 know what else could it be i was laughing at the beginning of that movie uh they said something like

00:32:27.460 it's godzilla but he's bigger this time like each movie every remake they have to do something and

00:32:33.220 it's still godzilla so he just gets bigger every time pretty much it's like is that godzilla uh no

00:32:38.360 maybe it's something else it's godzilla yes yes exactly can't recommend that to anybody also have you

00:32:45.720 ever met your grandparents yeah have you met your great-grandparents one of them okay i i was

00:32:54.580 expecting you to say no to that okay but i will adjust it i think great great grandparents is

00:33:01.100 maybe as far back as it goes okay nothing after that what's your thesis uh all it only all this

00:33:09.260 only goes back like 150 years maybe you know what math really gets me is when they start going back

00:33:14.480 a ton of generations then there's like 10 000 ancestors that you have and it's like all those

00:33:20.920 people are connected to me somehow that kind of starts ringing not true it doesn't ring true

00:33:25.660 everyone you've met is real their parents may be real and then that's probably it okay great so great

00:33:33.220 grandparents you've met their parents are the first generation end of the line okay i think everything

00:33:40.000 else was just loaded as like a a settings thing like oh here's where you're at here's history for the

00:33:45.680 last 100 years but i think it's all fake okay all right just total nonsensical schizo point but

00:33:52.120 thank you i assume that's the last page of housekeeping and there's no notes for that that's

00:33:55.960 okay that's our last thing of housekeeping we're moving on to cringe of the week thank you

00:34:00.560 all right first clip of cringe uh the kid shakes his butt for the chat he's like a streamer and 0.59

00:34:08.840 then his dad's watching it's a kind of a quick clip but the kid shakes his butt for his stream and

00:34:14.040 his dad comes in and watch how he handles it let's go chat let's go what are you doing 0.99

00:34:19.180 what are you doing this guy this guy's shit man what are you doing that's so good what are you doing 0.99

00:34:29.640 such a sincere thing and the disappointment from the dad is important you see how his energy shifted 0.99

00:34:34.220 once he got caught of course and that disappointment is absolutely genuine you can't make that up what are

00:34:38.960 you doing just like so confused so disappointed um and then there is a thing where like he doesn't 0.95

00:34:45.600 even try to explain it yeah like oh well dad i was shaking my ass for this yeah oh shame but that 0.83

00:34:52.020 disappointment obviously is rare when there's no dad in the household of course and even today a lot 0.96

00:34:57.100 of times dad is disappointed what are you doing and then maybe the mom will say go oh let him do it

00:35:02.940 oh it's no big deal he likes to be on the computer he's streaming he's having fun he's not hurting

00:35:07.700 anybody and then dad instead of going no i already decided this is not appropriate he's not doing

00:35:14.000 that just goes uh fine uh whatever because here's where it goes to the next level okay because dad's

00:35:22.520 virility is drained from pornography goyslop and entities oh entities wow and that the first two i get

00:35:32.380 entities i don't really get that includes parasites but yeah entities and then that makes

00:35:38.080 dad inflamed that makes the son inflamed and when everyone's inflamed and their hormones aren't 0.92

00:35:43.400 getting in and out of the cells because they're inflamed they tend to become homosexuals that's 1.00

00:35:47.780 true happy wife happy life i don't want to be in the doghouse i'll be sleeping on the couch tonight 1.00

00:35:52.860 if i tell my gay son not to shake his ass on stream so son you can twerk your shit yeah i don't want 1.00

00:35:57.680 to get mom mad at me i've been long housed son enjoy shaking it exactly and then the whole 1.00

00:36:04.380 marriage falls apart because your wife doesn't want you to just go okay dear whatever you say

00:36:09.080 she wants you to be firm in your beliefs and there's a line being crossed he chisels you down but then

00:36:13.740 loses respect for you for being chiseled down yeah it's like a catch-22 yeah in the short term

00:36:18.620 happy wife happy life in the long term you're the wife now half my stuff is gone i can't i see my kids

00:36:24.820 on weekends now i have a shitty apartment above 7-eleven all right and you might be wondering 0.56

00:36:30.600 why is everyone poisoned why is everyone inflamed we have an example here this is what a dunkin donuts 0.60

00:36:35.580 breakfast coffee looks like dunkin donuts dunkin donuts remember we pronounce donuts differently now

00:36:41.060 yeah dunkin donuts so a quarter a quarter of the cup of sugar

00:36:48.300 then caramel which is full of sugar high fructose corn

00:36:54.060 this should be attempted murder yeah you haven't even gotten to the drink yet this is all just

00:37:03.140 and then the look at the woman's nails doing it she's in on it yeah she goes to jail 1.00

00:37:07.940 and then ice this might be for her where's the coffee almond milk yet to get to the coffee so 1.00

00:37:18.300 many seed oils in this sugar that's bad what kind of day do you have after you drink this

00:37:24.340 diabetic diabetic coma

00:37:26.440 there it is there it is there's the there's how you start your day america runs on dunkin

00:37:33.620 it doesn't run at all yeah 300 3 000 calories to start and then you never get up and then you let

00:37:40.160 your son twerk everything everything goes when you're drinking this just let him do it let him go

00:37:45.040 bring me my plate uber eats is here yeah all right it gets dark quick it does get dark very quick

00:37:50.980 here's another example um this is a what they call a pregnancy uh creation this woman's pregnant and

00:37:57.560 wants like a unique flavor of things and here's what they got could i get a hash brown and then

00:38:03.000 can i get a side of ground beef and then a side of nacho cheese okay i just think i made my first

00:38:10.560 pregnancy creation so we got hash brown a cup of nacho cheese and ground beef and i'm gonna make

00:38:17.360 put the beef on top and the nacho cheese it's gonna be so good all right we get it so that's the

00:38:24.760 creation that's what she's going for and if you made this at home it wouldn't be that bad yeah

00:38:29.500 because it's potatoes beef and cheese like you can do that with raw cheese grass-fed beef and like

00:38:34.620 a potato um so it's actually wouldn't be that bad but because it's from fast food place it's full of

00:38:39.680 seed oils and like we say seed oils make you inflamed then your hormones don't work because

00:38:44.680 they can't get in and out of your cell walls and the worst part about this is she's pregnant yeah 1.00

00:38:50.460 so the seed oils go into the baby's brain and you have like a low iq baby or at least a baby

00:38:55.340 starting off way behind where they could be if you had normal food yeah the baby is closer to the

00:39:00.540 mouth breather who never had a driver's license arguing in court than he is to like you know

00:39:05.040 einstein or something right yeah exactly so um we had got the ingredients of this um can you read

00:39:11.420 what's in the cheese and then what's in the beef yeah nacho cheese sauce non-fat milk cheese whey

00:39:15.920 water vegetable oil canola oil soybean oil modified food starch malodextrin natural flavors

00:39:22.100 that should be earlier those natural flavors should be earlier jalapeno puree blah blah blah bunch of

00:39:27.440 more stuff you can't pronounce but we read the seed oils right that's what's important and then do the

00:39:31.580 beef too please the beef is beef water well thank god beef is first i actually didn't expect that

00:39:37.800 if you guys know when you're reading ingredients the it's they're listed in order of most uh most to

00:39:43.820 least most to least yeah so beef is actually the most uh ingredient in the beef beef water

00:39:49.640 seasoning cellulose chili pepper malodextrin oats soy uh lecticin spices tomato powder sugar

00:39:57.720 why'd you add all the stuff yeah why'd you add soy to that yeah it has to stay on the shelf has to be

00:40:02.820 ready in in the restaurant for months at a time right in a bag yeah so um you know pregnancy creation

00:40:09.420 she was craving it what's the hash brown too last thing just to really tie it all together potatoes 1.00

00:40:14.820 vegetable oil canola corn cottonseed soybean and or sunflower oil so you're fucked and if you made 0.98

00:40:20.600 that at home it would be potatoes grass-fed beef and butter yeah and raw cheese with some seasoning 0.74

00:40:25.600 maybe yep yeah so that's how that works thank you another example of how it works is uh there's a

00:40:33.820 diagram of how water gets brought to cities via aqueducts so here you have the reservoir you have

00:40:41.740 the intake you have the aqueduct bridge the city and then right before the city that's where they

00:40:46.820 add the chemicals that make you gay yeah agreed and then when you do that you get places like west

00:40:52.720 hollywood yep and that's what we're going to cover next we have a little bit of a pride update

00:40:56.560 uh west hollywood pride here's a quick clip i really can't you know i met that i met that

00:41:02.840 dancing bear out here in front of the wee home oh my gosh what has been your favorite part of this

00:41:07.260 event so far i loved going out there and seeing all the kids the kids out of all the things you like

00:41:15.040 you get you probably got sucked you like the kids go back to that firetruck part yeah let's slow motion 0.95

00:41:20.680 this one more time i just want to see i mean you know it sucks they're so hot looks like yeah they're 1.00

00:41:24.560 having fun i mean fuck it's you know they send me that clip yeah i will here let me pause the show 0.99

00:41:29.780 let's email it send me that clip i want to look at actually i already have it on my phone i want to 0.98

00:41:33.220 do more research yeah on that uh it's funny because obviously this group says they're under attack 0.98

00:41:38.160 yeah and then you're having like a gay sex party on a fire truck thongs on a fire truck and like a 0.95

00:41:43.860 fire truck is like a public resource that like is obviously used for fire fighting fire yeah it's 0.98

00:41:49.140 taxpayer funded so they gave you one of those they cut they shut down main streets 0.94

00:41:53.340 so you can have like a gay sex party and they're videotaping it for the news so if you didn't see 0.98

00:41:58.460 it in person you're gonna see it yeah and what was your guys are under attack yeah what was your 0.99

00:42:02.640 favorite part the kids who were there great yeah it's like wear a maga hat to that and see who's

00:42:06.760 really under attack yeah yeah and then there's pride events obviously happening all over the country

00:42:11.680 uh in portland there was an event and people were naked at it and then someone asked the cop

00:42:17.700 is that allowed and here's what the cop said you're saying in the state of oregon someone can

00:42:22.820 walk up in to your two-year-old kid completely bare naked and that's not a crime even if it's

00:42:28.100 on your property correct well so it's trespassing but what i'm saying is there's no laws against

00:42:32.900 the actual nudity portion of it so you can expose yourself to children in oregon

00:42:37.100 again if if you're not doing it for sexual gratification or the gratification of somebody

00:42:45.360 else yes you are allowed to walk around in public naked yeah so and the sexual gratification 0.98

00:42:51.680 component of that tie goes to the freak twink who's naked you know the cop doesn't go all right 0.94

00:42:56.660 that was gratification you're out of here yeah well they're gonna assume the best unless you're 1.00

00:43:01.020 really stroking your shit yeah you have to be you have to be joking stroking gooning crazy 1.00

00:43:07.080 shit all right we have to move a little faster the next clip the trans person who had their boobs 1.00

00:43:12.720 cut off celebrating all right there's some copyright music playing this trans person with 1.00

00:43:18.880 the trans shirt trans guy fieri shirt trans guy fieri shirt taking off the shirt showing the scars

00:43:25.220 we do have to censor it because those are technically girl nips those are lady nips and we don't want to 1.00

00:43:31.680 get uh in trouble with youtube yeah i know you feel empowered but those are still lady nips and we

00:43:36.520 have we have a code on this show all right see you later little buddy little boy uh that guy could

00:43:44.060 beat up the krasenstein still it's tie it'd be a close fight yeah all right next one uh we're gonna

00:43:49.480 go quick through the last two trans rock band yeah here's a little meme that they made we're a trans

00:43:55.480 rock band of course one of us collects vintage synthesizers we're a trans rock band of course we

00:44:01.460 have a token trans mask we're a trans rock band of course we met on lax we're a trans rock band of

00:44:11.240 course we're all autistic too that's the key one yeah you guys should have started with that if i was

00:44:17.240 hanging out with these people i would be making this face the whole time like that preemptive cringe

00:44:22.860 just like oh yeah the waiter's here to take our orders i want to know what lex is where are they

00:44:29.480 meeting what's oh it's an app where you're gonna meet to hook up with trans people it's pretty

00:44:33.580 discreet it's pretty discreet i used it uh that's how i got on the fire truck in weho

00:44:39.820 it's pretty discreet you could use a fake name obviously everyone uses a fake name they're all made

00:44:46.240 up trans people um and they're like we're a trans band of course xyz and it's like you're probably the

00:44:52.380 only trans band there's no of course you don't you got to tell us for the first time we're not like

00:44:57.520 stereotyping trans bands you're the first we don't know what it's like at all yeah please tell us

00:45:02.640 all right last thing from the trans cringe pride section there is a new conspiracy theory meme

00:45:08.840 um it said what conspiracy theory are you convinced is true and we did this last week but i went to

00:45:14.520 another one this week and this said trans people secretly know they're not the other gender

00:45:18.780 i think that's obvious i don't think that's even much of a conspiracy theory

00:45:22.460 just a power grab give a trans person like mushrooms or ayahuasca or something get them 0.98

00:45:27.360 on a deep spiritual journey they go what the fuck we're on a carnivore diet yeah yeah you're right 0.99

00:45:33.140 what did i do and that's why and all these numbers go up everyone goes what's going on what's up what's 0.99

00:45:39.100 happening and it's like look from the macro how much steak does the trans people eat they probably 1.00

00:45:43.920 plants yeah you have to zoom out a little bit they probably eat a salad with seed oils in it

00:45:48.960 true all right last piece of cringe uh the indian guru this kid uh he's been going viral on a lot

00:45:56.620 we've shown him before right we've shown him maybe in bonus land okay but he's been going viral a lot

00:46:00.960 because he's like a guru hooks up with chicks um here's we're gonna play two clips back to black

00:46:05.940 back to black back to back best way to get over your ex best way to get over your ex this is some

00:46:10.960 old school advice you gotta pipe 10 other baddies they can't be mid it can't be average how can you

00:46:16.540 be crying over your ex if you pipe 10 new girls how many girls you piped after your ex broke your

00:46:20.220 heart like 490 or something like that all right let's let this other clip play before we get to

00:46:26.740 the commentary yeah yeah yeah i didn't bang like 20 girls in a week right from running instagram ads

00:46:31.140 around a brand new instagram i didn't need to use my fucking stream for that but just use my cloud 0.96

00:46:34.320 like what was the idea it was me speaking in spanish i speak pretty good spanish so he's in mexico 0.80

00:46:38.020 and i'm like hola bonitas like hey cuties so pretty much i'm like i was like taught because

00:46:43.260 when i speak spanish bro i sound like mickey mouse i sound like a little kid and i'm like hey god

00:46:46.840 hey girls come hang out my penthouse let's become best friends and drink tequila and i just be like

00:46:52.220 cute wholesome guy right 490 he put up he put up 490 will chamberlain numbers with that bonita routine

00:46:57.560 yes speaking broken spanish with a self-described mickey mouse voice yeah girls really love that and i am

00:47:04.600 544 and pretend to be rich yeah and i'm a dark-skinned indian guy in america um what do you think he

00:47:11.700 are some of his techniques what do you think he actually does uh well first gotta find a girl who's 0.94

00:47:16.120 like down on her luck and has a vice she can't really afford like cocaine or other party drugs 0.99

00:47:20.220 yeah some sort of poppers shit she really likes then you separate her from her family yeah you buy 1.00

00:47:25.020 a bunch of those poppers you bring her over and you take her phone and make sure her friends 0.98

00:47:28.340 don't come in the room with you it usually works best when you fly them in and then they it's a

00:47:32.780 one-way ticket so they don't have a way back and they count on you to get them back to their hometown 0.99

00:47:37.540 yeah exactly and you gotta make sure you never let them out of your sight because these bitches 1.00

00:47:42.220 will try to run away yeah you start gaslighting you get defensive uh you you be really possessive 0.99

00:47:47.700 about them and then kind of abuse them a little bit you know it's just like the the corniest guy

00:47:53.100 i've ever seen in my life and uh i don't know he's got to be selling a course or something

00:47:58.060 how do you buy puts on a person i wish i wish i could short this guy you short this short guy

00:48:04.160 um and then jokes aside too if this person really did have sex with 492 girls or whatever he says 0.62

00:48:11.120 yeah doesn't that prove casual sex isn't cool i agree in a backwards way yeah i agree actually 0.94

00:48:17.080 it's like oh here's who's having casual sex like there's girls out there having sex with this guy

00:48:20.880 and this guy's getting laid a ton maybe that's not something everyone should try and achieve 1.00

00:48:24.880 yeah imagine getting this guy's sloppy sex yeah i want to settle down now i had pajit 0.99

00:48:31.320 i forgot pajit's an offensive word yeah whatever whatever we're moving on to urban decay our first 0.99

00:48:40.060 part of urban our first clip is the atlanta chicken murder this do you know the details on that i do and

00:48:46.520 you guys know that we're always trying to give you the most up-to-date cheapest uh slightest reason

00:48:52.320 that someone's been killed and i think this might be a new one and the story like this reads out of

00:48:57.760 uh urban decay fan fiction right so i'm gonna play the video a little bit first

00:49:02.280 it's outside of atlanta's best wings

00:49:06.080 this guy's filming

00:49:10.120 killed him this is after shots had already been fired

00:49:14.140 all right so that's all we're really gonna play but the story goes as this this incident happened

00:49:22.140 at atlanta's best wings store on covington highway according to dekalb county police an argument started

00:49:28.340 when one man dropped some money and the other picked it up this quickly escalated into a violent

00:49:34.200 gunfight that left both men in critical condition it was a one dollar bill at a wing place in atlanta

00:49:42.000 at 2 a.m so they they fought and then they got into a gunfight one guy got the better of the other

00:49:49.100 and he was like down on the ground pretty fucked up but then that guy who got the upper hand went 0.99

00:49:54.820 back in to get his wings where the fucked up guy was lying and goes boom final shot like hank from 0.98

00:50:03.060 breaking bad and uh so one guy was like seriously seriously injured possibly it looked kind of like 0.94

00:50:09.500 he was paralyzed so a guy shot somebody over a dollar leaves real quick then goes back in to get

00:50:14.400 his chicken wings then the guy who got shot over a dollar shoots him back and kills him yes and all

00:50:20.020 these people now are dead or paralyzed because of chicken wings and one dollar exactly 2 a.m in at

00:50:26.240 atlanta exactly and so you know i'm done clean operation i know that's not involved i think society

00:50:32.280 wins i don't pull out my gun for pretty much anything i know and that's kind of the thing

00:50:37.560 it's like a lot of these types you know i'm not necessarily accusing them of but it's like oh man

00:50:42.160 i hate white folks or and it's like i hate this type of urban decay behavior and it's like and i'm 0.61

00:50:46.800 gonna hate this well into my 70s i'm gonna stay alive not getting killed by a chicken wing fight at 0.98

00:50:53.000 2 a.m that's exactly right so one dollar one dollar guys is all that caused this i think that's the

00:50:58.620 new low right that's uh yeah that's a new low used to be over one of them was over ketchup packets

00:51:03.940 yeah there's condiments there's there's uh temperature cold fries yeah but cold fries

00:51:10.040 that's a three dollars that's three bucks yeah so uh it's kind of like you know how uh rivers have

00:51:14.980 the thousand year flood mark or whatever where it's like okay you got to have fortifications up to

00:51:19.380 here because that's the worst flood it could be this is the lowest we've seen a dollar a dollar

00:51:23.620 at a two dead over a dollar yep at a chicken wing place only one dead i think but one dead one

00:51:29.320 paralyzed or severely injured all right let's go to the next one uh the fight that broke out

00:51:33.860 i want you guys to watch this and then maybe close your eyes for a little bit and listen to the sound

00:51:39.360 makes you want to say it that sounds racist that does more damage like the sounds of that is

00:52:02.820 crazy it sounds like a snake's been spotted on the jungle floor yeah in a primitive culture that 0.98

00:52:08.900 everyone in the trees are going crazy they're trying to like alert people to it yeah that was

00:52:13.980 crazy that sounded like i don't know i don't want to say it i can't really say it certain type of 0.82

00:52:18.820 animal yeah crazy all right let's go to the next story which is actually maybe the most ridiculous 0.87

00:52:24.700 story besides the dollar murder fire hydrant thief on this block they don't have a single operating 0.85

00:52:31.680 hydrant in case of a fire take a look one was taken last night and the other taken on thursday

00:52:36.800 thieves are turning off the water first and then literally unbolting the fire hydrants and

00:52:41.720 using their vehicles to knock it off and haul it away and it's not just here sheriff deputies told

00:52:47.100 neighbors they've seen the same thing happening in linwood where multiple hydrants have been taken

00:52:51.800 there too wow so you this is a little passion project for you well you know i i get kind of caught

00:52:59.680 up right there's kind of levels to criminals upstanding citizens stuff like that so i created this graph

00:53:05.260 yesterday to kind of explain what we're dealing with here when people are stealing public utility

00:53:10.060 and things that are for the public good you know so you got your taxpayer right normal guy

00:53:15.800 he's the money in he contributes he's helping society his the stuff he does helps pay for those

00:53:21.400 fire hydrants right then you have a brokey you move over one notch broke guy guy with no money

00:53:26.520 pays a little probably closer to nothing he does some odd jobs he collects cans he does a little bit

00:53:31.480 small tax time uh small economic impact he doesn't do anything i have four grand in taxes

00:53:36.800 then you have someone on welfare they take you know take free stuff not really looking for a job

00:53:42.620 hopefully it's only for a you know just till you get back on your feet and then you'll be done and

00:53:46.980 you're glad it was there and uh you know you're not a lifer on food stamps in section eight right

00:53:52.020 then there's a street rat that's a lifer we cover a lot of street rats usually they're uh they're

00:53:58.340 abusing the welfare they're on section eight and they're also stealing or they're also like doing

00:54:02.620 petty crimes or stealing a bike from someone right and then i think this fire hydrant person is a whole

00:54:08.920 new category where you're all of the above welfare street rat everything bad but then you're stealing

00:54:15.100 and the source of your income comes from taking away from the public good the public utility of like

00:54:21.360 fire department literally the ability to save someone's house if it were to go on fire the only reason

00:54:26.380 they use it and it's in la where fires happen it's not like it's in you know oh it's montana or

00:54:32.700 actually montana they happen a lot too it's not in suburban chicago where there hasn't been a fire in

00:54:36.920 10 years and it's not dry and you know it's humid and stuff and i think we may have shown some street

00:54:42.720 rats who are stealing the copper from the tesla charging stations those are in the same category and i

00:54:49.840 think this is a swift kind of like this is like chop off your hand zone yeah if we catch you doing

00:54:55.320 something like this the penalties for disturbing the public good on your crimes like it's bad enough

00:55:00.420 victimizing someone you steal their bike you steal the package off their front lawn you know it's

00:55:06.260 scummy but we get it and then amazon pays or the insurance company pays but when you're stealing

00:55:11.340 literally the public good for scrap metal you should know what it's for scrap metal you think of

00:55:16.000 course yeah put it in your apartment like you're cool no scrap metal it's heavy it's iron and it's heavy

00:55:21.600 um or whatever the substance is but you bring it to the scrap metal place like uh where'd you get

00:55:27.420 that yeah and and three uh manhole covers what can i get for that um but yeah so i i don't know this

00:55:34.040 is like a different level of street rat that should be basically executed on site yeah i think i agree

00:55:40.000 beyond saving so beyond saving is for sure and it gets to the point like it's so anti-social

00:55:45.380 it's like offensively anti-social exactly it's an offense you're taking something away that no

00:55:50.700 you don't even need to have yourself exactly let's go to the next story the teens that attacked the

00:55:55.940 couple i believe in chicago yeah this was a very sad story actually it was two weeks pregnant and

00:56:02.040 says she found out after the attack that she lost the baby she was carrying we believe in faith and it

00:56:08.160 wasn't meant to be so we don't know why this happened to us you know and everything everything that we

00:56:13.860 have well don and scott the family they tell me that they don't believe the motive here was robbery

00:56:20.500 in fact they weren't robbed for anything what they did tell me is as these kids were attacking them they

00:56:26.360 yelled out that they own the streets the family they don't want to be identified but they do want

00:56:32.500 people to be warned that these teen gatherings can turn violent really quickly and he looked we own

00:56:38.820 the streets i want to say who did it yeah but it makes you want to say it again yeah yeah and then

00:56:45.120 can you read some of the details behind it well a 14 year old boy and i think it was a 17 year old

00:56:49.420 girl were charged with misdemeanor battery after friday's attack which unfolded near the quarter of

00:56:54.300 mcclurg and grand around 9 17 p.m so these people were out on a nice date the woman was like early stages 1.00

00:57:01.440 of pregnancy was kicked in the stomach randomly by kids um just one of the most horrific crimes and

00:57:08.660 it's a misdemeanor and the the alderman who uh was in who covers that area said misdemeanor charges are

00:57:16.820 entirely inappropriate he wants the teen slapped with felonies which obviously you killed uh you 0.86

00:57:22.560 killed an unborn child right but i doubt that'll happen in chicago and then this alderman brian hopkins

00:57:27.820 he also goes on to say he wants to ban unaccompanied minors from downtown after 8 p.m all yeah all

00:57:35.520 unaccompanied minors or just the sheisty ski mask black unaccompanied minors because i'm sure there's 1.00

00:57:41.420 an asian kid with a holding a couple textbooks there's an asian kid with a backpack that he can 0.72

00:57:46.080 go do what he wants you know that scene from men in black where he's looking around and you shoot

00:57:49.820 the alien or the little girl it's like we we can make some calls like that in this scenario can't we

00:57:54.240 guys um but that's interesting a curfew for all teens under 18 because what what percent of the

00:58:00.940 population is ruining it and stomping people out and saying we own the streets how about if you say

00:58:05.540 we own the streets you get taught a real big lesson about a similar lesson is stealing a fire hydrant

00:58:10.840 but unfortunately they kind of do own the streets because they do it and they don't get in trouble

00:58:15.040 and they're actually right yeah it's this weird thing where oh we need a new law curfew and it's like

00:58:19.800 well or you could keep people locked up and keep the criminals actually in prison isn't it illegal

00:58:24.840 to beat someone up and stomp them out and kill an unborn baby yeah isn't that all we need a new law

00:58:29.520 yeah why would some why would a kid do that why would a kid on the street think that he could stomp

00:58:33.880 someone out and then never get caught probably because 20 other people never got caught probably

00:58:38.360 because those teens take over different parts of the area uh parts of the city all the time with no

00:58:43.020 consequences yep so uh thanks alderman let's ban all kids from anything downtown it's a kid's problem

00:58:50.000 yeah these kids so let's go to our last story of urban decay before we get too down and too depressed

00:58:56.060 the little gremlin who is selling the crossing guard selling weed to kids i think this is another lesson

00:59:01.760 in kind of judging a book by its cover doubling down and uh never apologizing we're there last night as

00:59:07.900 police led 26 year old kiara lee to a waiting van her feet shackled she faces a list of charges

00:59:14.660 including possession of drugs and corruption of minors investigators say she used her position as a 1.00

00:59:20.760 crossing guard at an intersection near penwood's middle school to get close to kids and gave at

00:59:26.300 least one child edible marijuana she's supposed to be as you said crossing guard crossing guard for 0.96

00:59:31.420 school that's a krassenstein type girlfriend yeah that's one of the only few people he can date

00:59:36.160 crossing guard at a school closest kids you can get selling them weed pens and edibles yeah little

00:59:44.040 gremlin so this is kind of one of those things like hey don't get too close to the gremlin she

00:59:48.600 probably had a weird childhood and is seeking uh attention or seeking belonging because she was 0.76

00:59:53.760 ostracized a little bit or brains kind of cooked because she's a little deformed in the head 65 iq but 1.00

00:59:59.400 she knows how to get weed and stuff there's kind of a like tell your kids to avoid certain weird people 1.00

01:00:04.840 like it's not your kids aren't going to save them right your kids aren't going to save their well-being

01:00:09.520 uh just kind of stay away from not normal people right yep well don't get too down or too depressed

01:00:14.800 moving on to uplifting gold we have a lot of uplifting stuff to get to and then shout outs after that

01:00:19.580 i did promise an announcement at the beginning of uplifting gold what is it so as you guys know

01:00:24.760 or maybe you don't remember at the end of june we take a week off of the show and then we go into

01:00:31.540 july 4th and we come back after july 4th so it ends up being like two episodes that we miss okay

01:00:37.040 um obviously join bonus land because during that time there will be bonus land content so if you

01:00:42.160 are going to miss us and miss the show join bonus land and on the days we usually have a show you'll

01:00:47.460 get bonus land content but i want to try something the last episode at the end of june say june 20

01:00:53.980 whatever uh i think it's a tuesday i want to do an episode where the uplifting gold is all

01:01:00.900 crowdsourced from show watchers okay so but it has to be good it has to be like home runs okay can't be

01:01:08.120 so and so up at bat and tried his best it needs to be home runs okay and if it speaking of home runs

01:01:14.780 little league a little trick if you're playing little league baseball and you're not in high school

01:01:18.520 you can get a home run by just continuing to run the bases there will be more errors than

01:01:25.080 plays at second or third where you get tagged out by like a 10 year old you do have to be fast though

01:01:30.400 on the faster side all you got to do is just not stop and let them try to throw the ball from

01:01:35.960 short stop to first error first to second like they're never gonna get you so there's a little

01:01:41.880 trick if you want a free home run and at the end shout out the podcast that would be sick

01:01:45.440 a lot to ask for okay but i want you guys to send in your clips for uplifting gold at the end of june

01:01:52.300 and we're going to do an episode at the end of june that is entirely show watchers sending in

01:01:57.960 uplifting gold okay that's fair kids doing stuff you guys doing stuff whatever it is send it in

01:02:03.700 send it to zach at fleckistalks.com z-a-c-h at fleckistalks.com uh that's the made up interns email

01:02:13.220 and we will be going through everything and we will be putting them into the show so only send

01:02:18.800 it in if you want to go on the show yeah he got his hands back the fake intern fake intern got his

01:02:23.700 hands back all right let's go to our first clip of uplifting gold street takeover jump this is very

01:02:30.160 uplifting there you go i still hate street takeovers that's why you do it that's the only time it ever

01:02:41.080 looked cool and yeah that's pretty good all right that's uplifting yeah let's go to the lady casting

01:02:46.080 and has no problems cast really impressively

01:02:49.260 had to do the jump in too guys remember this summer if you're ever walking near the water and

01:03:00.500 then there's an area where the water comes up onto some stairs or some rocks where water comes up and

01:03:06.060 then goes down during different tides if there's ever water on stone or concrete it's going to be

01:03:11.480 the most slippery thing ever even if it's not wet right now yeah everyone needs to know that everybody

01:03:16.100 knows that let's go to the next guy uh the jehovah's witness yeah this is just a screenshot jehovah jones

01:03:22.160 witness that's pretty good jehovah witness yeah that's pretty good i know um and then it doesn't

01:03:27.820 celebrate birthdays yep and then um we had someone send this in uh we talked last time about typos on

01:03:34.680 asian food menus someone sent in pork lib pork lib pork lib for pork rib there you go love that

01:03:41.280 uh the japanese mcdonald's you have to take over on this one yeah well i don't even know if i'm gonna

01:03:46.840 get this right but uh this was going around online and it said pov you just told me how to say mcdonald's

01:03:53.020 in japanese apparently the japanese say mcdonald's macadona rudo macadona rudo they just kind of

01:04:02.400 sounded out with a japanese voice mcdonald's pork pork lib mcdonald's macadona rudo so that's

01:04:09.280 pretty nice mcdonald's macadona rudo oh give me mcdo mcdo very cool all right the vomiting sign can

01:04:15.760 you give that a read not really you want to read this i don't feel like i don't even know what this

01:04:20.240 is i'll read it okay vomiting is the last true zen state that a person can experience a moment of 0.88

01:04:26.460 complete worldly abandon an absolute total thoughtless focus shitting is supposed to be 0.60

01:04:32.020 that too but phones have ruined it nobody's on their phone while they're puking and they are 0.87

01:04:37.300 and if they are then god has truly lost i don't get it who who is this from where'd you get this

01:04:44.640 it's on the back of a u.s postal service post thing so it's nothing all right but i saw it on the

01:04:50.420 computer i thought it was pretty funny all right we need the we need the crowdsource uplifting gold 0.86

01:04:54.940 because we are getting fucking dumb with it last clip of the whole show before shout outs 0.98

01:05:00.720 fake trump uplifting gold this lady thinks that this is trump 0.99

01:05:04.900 dude that's a pretty convincing uh beast yeah it's a pretty convincing beast but then you got the guys

01:05:23.660 in the front of course wearing t-shirts of course and they have blue and red lights on the back of that

01:05:28.940 that might be committing a federal crime brother so watch out that lady's convinced but good you gotta 0.99

01:05:35.100 play the part all right that is the end of the show we are jumping into shout outs happy birthday to

01:05:40.380 chris who's turning 44 on june 1st him and his son kyle are big show watchers out of texas happy birthday

01:05:48.100 chris and kyle and then chris kyle from texas american sniper chris and kyle wow chris kyle that

01:05:53.480 wasn't an accident they plan that dad knows what he's doing happy birthday to captain hanks on june

01:05:58.200 4th he's keeping everyone safe in the sky for a major airlines we're not going to say who thank you

01:06:02.360 captain hanks thank you captain hanks i feel confident if you were flying the plane i'd fly

01:06:06.660 your route what are you what aircraft you on soldier a couple uh pond hops

01:06:11.380 whatever happy birthday to danielle from us and your husband tom happy 35th happy birthday danielle

01:06:20.440 and uh and then danielle thinks rrb is cute hey you have a husband danielle keep it in your pants 1.00

01:06:26.980 what about me too many seed oils for you yeah i'm too inflamed happy birthday to edna's husband

01:06:35.360 robert on june 4th happy birthday robert happy birthday to colton his birthday is today

01:06:41.320 uh and that's obviously from us and your wife nikki happy 33rd my guy happy birthday colton

01:06:47.860 jesus year yeah jesus year south dakota in the house and then happy birthday to ross whose birthday was

01:06:53.520 yesterday june 6th we're his and his girlfriend ashley's favorite show thank you ross happy birthday

01:06:59.520 they watch every single time that's the end of the episode all right it's the end of our shout

01:07:04.860 out so i like us talks in the books like share subscribe all the good stuff fleckustalks.com

01:07:10.220 right now for a 30 minute bonus land dropping we have a lot of good stuff to get to a lot of urban

01:07:15.600 decay a lot of good clips that didn't make it into the main show so if you want to watch more show

01:07:20.720 that's where you do it and if you're eventually going to want to sign up because we're off at the

01:07:26.060 end of june just sign up now get the backlog of content and enjoy yourself thank you guys for 0.98

01:07:31.440 watching have a good weekend we'll see you on tuesday what are you doing this that this that shit man 0.98

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 07, 2024

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