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00:00:46.320 Welcome back to Flocka Socks, the podcast episode 111.

00:00:49.540 Today on the show, it looks like the deep state is planting the seeds for another pandemic.

00:00:53.580 And I give you the best 30-second recap of this week's Republican debate in housekeeping.

00:01:00.000 Then we have more proof that the kids are stupider than ever in Cringe of the Week.

00:01:05.600 Then in Urban Decay, people are getting shot for the stupidest reasons.

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00:01:12.600 And last but not least, I teach you how to clean s*** out of the urinal properly.

00:01:16.500 All this and more, it's Flocka Socks, the podcast episode 111, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

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00:03:14.580 All right.

00:03:15.020 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:16.920 We're going to go through the debate really quick.

00:03:18.500 It's pretty much old news at this point.

00:03:20.100 But we want to give a little recap.

00:03:22.060 At first, when Trump said he wasn't going to do the debates, I was kind of upset.

00:03:26.260 But I think for selfish reasons, I just wanted to see the action.

00:03:29.680 I wanted to see the punking happen in live time.

00:03:31.920 But after seeing what happened a couple of nights ago at the debate, it was really amateur hour.

00:03:37.180 Yeah.

00:03:37.580 They had the guy in the left with the eyebrows.

00:03:39.440 Mike Pence looks like shit.

00:03:41.000 What's Trump going to go there and try and fight for airtime with Vivek Ram Swamy?

00:03:44.580 He's like 25 years old.

00:03:45.780 Yeah.

00:03:46.260 Didn't need to be there.

00:03:47.240 I totally get it now.

00:03:48.340 Trump was right.

00:03:50.620 And also, the only good thing that came from that debate was, I mean, that badass Chris Christie line.

00:03:56.100 Dude, when he said Donald Duck, it was like earth-shattering shit.

00:04:00.020 Good thing Trump wasn't there.

00:04:01.540 Dude, humiliated.

00:04:02.760 Trump would have been buried.

00:04:04.080 He would have never recovered from that.

00:04:05.880 So we're voting for Chris Christie now after that.

00:04:08.580 That line cost him $400,000 in consultant fees.

00:04:12.120 You know, a line like you're trying to develop a line.

00:04:15.000 Okay, what do we know is going to happen?

00:04:17.240 Trump's not going to be there.

00:04:18.780 All right.

00:04:19.680 Donald what?

00:04:20.780 Donald what?

00:04:21.820 We're going to call you Donald Duck.

00:04:23.740 They flip the table.

00:04:25.220 They go, we got it.

00:04:26.160 We cracked it.

00:04:27.140 Yeah.

00:04:27.500 The whole thing was so stupid.

00:04:29.100 And Chris Christie does this leaning against the podium thing.

00:04:32.420 I get that.

00:04:33.440 He can't even stand.

00:04:34.520 He gets a little tired a little quick.

00:04:35.940 You get that?

00:04:37.020 Yeah.

00:04:37.280 He's got a kind of – it's called you got to post up.

00:04:40.300 Oh.

00:04:40.780 It's called you got to prop yourself up.

00:04:42.220 It's called you got to redistribute a third of the weight.

00:04:44.100 Yeah.

00:04:44.480 And then Nikki Haley was on some like interrupting shit.

00:04:47.700 She was on some combative shit.

00:04:49.160 Yeah.

00:04:49.440 Like they told her to toughen up or something.

00:04:51.260 Yeah.

00:04:51.700 Everyone just got their stupid consultants in their ear.

00:04:54.040 I know.

00:04:55.100 It's bad.

00:04:55.440 And Ron had some weird things where he's looking like tippy-toe boots and like his mommy fixes his makeup.

00:05:02.940 Yeah.

00:05:03.220 That was brutal.

00:05:04.040 And everyone – I feel like everyone gets asked questions.

00:05:07.000 Oh, what do you think about immigration?

00:05:08.240 Well, we got to be an immigrant.

00:05:10.900 Joe Biden started this mess and I'll get us out.

00:05:13.620 And they go –

00:05:14.260 And they just go in like these talkity-talk things and they talk in like these spirals and they go like really polite and try to like give an answer that doesn't answer anything but sounds like something.

00:05:25.820 It's really easy.

00:05:27.000 Immigration, you go, no.

00:05:28.560 We're busting everyone out.

00:05:30.000 No climate change shit.

00:05:31.080 Yeah.

00:05:31.300 Climate change, we're not doing that.

00:05:33.540 Money, no money Ukraine.

00:05:35.760 It's like –

00:05:36.380 Nobody's even trying to hit a one-liner.

00:05:37.980 Yeah.

00:05:38.340 It's like so easy.

00:05:39.280 You just say it in like four words.

00:05:40.700 You don't even have to do full sentences.

00:05:42.560 Also –

00:05:42.880 One day, one vote, paper ballots, voter ID.

00:05:45.980 No immigrants.

00:05:47.060 Yeah.

00:05:47.820 Mail them out.

00:05:48.940 Yep.

00:05:49.560 It's not even hard.

00:05:50.960 Yeah.

00:05:51.260 And then Ron DeSantis, you know, you could tell people kind of told him, hey, Ron, they're really nitpicking you on acting weird and looking weird and being awkward.

00:05:59.520 And now it's almost worse that they're telling him that because now he's hyper-focused on it.

00:06:03.900 And so he's like – imagine like being – oh, God, I'm doing something weird.

00:06:07.600 Am I?

00:06:08.060 Am I?

00:06:08.480 And you're even more self-conscious.

00:06:10.040 Yeah.

00:06:10.260 It's like when you – it looks like Ron ate a 100-milligram edible.

00:06:13.360 And he's like walking in the store.

00:06:14.980 I look pretty normal.

00:06:16.180 I'm good.

00:06:16.640 No one can tell I'm zonked.

00:06:17.960 This is fine.

00:06:19.120 Everyone looks at me like I'm fine.

00:06:21.220 Yeah.

00:06:21.660 So Ron is getting bad advice.

00:06:23.880 He still hasn't figured it out, but he never had it in him.

00:06:26.400 They just buzzsawed him from the start.

00:06:27.960 Yeah.

00:06:28.440 All right.

00:06:28.700 And that's the debate.

00:06:29.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:30.320 Chris Christie paid $400,000 for someone to say, go call him Donald Duck.

00:06:35.940 He lit money on fire.

00:06:37.620 Yeah, crazy.

00:06:38.620 And that's made up, obviously, $400,000.

00:06:40.720 But, you know.

00:06:41.100 We're ballparking it.

00:06:41.900 Whoever's leading him into this buzzsaw.

00:06:44.420 All right.

00:06:44.620 We have to move on.

00:06:45.580 Okay.

00:06:45.820 We're getting behind schedule.

00:06:47.040 The China Batwoman thing.

00:06:49.640 Yeah.

00:06:50.020 What is this?

00:06:50.560 Next pandemic?

00:06:51.220 China's Batwoman scientist warns another coronavirus outbreak is highly likely.

00:06:55.680 And Zero has just said, dear CIA, can we please skip the sequel?

00:06:59.120 Just tell us who you want to elect a president.

00:07:01.680 Oh, it's Gavin Newsom by 100 million mail-in votes.

00:07:04.340 He shattered the Biden record.

00:07:06.380 Oh, wow.

00:07:07.440 Gavin Newsom.

00:07:08.820 All right.

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00:07:17.740 We have to get this next thing really quick before we finish this page of housekeeping.

00:07:21.700 Hillary Clinton, new photo, new painting just dropped in some building somewhere.

00:07:27.240 That's real spooky shit.

00:07:28.460 Yeah.

00:07:29.220 That'll be haunting the halls for years to come.

00:07:32.120 That's called real spooky shit.

00:07:34.080 I wonder if any of the people that the Clintons have...

00:07:36.820 Murdered?

00:07:37.520 Yeah, I wouldn't say that.

00:07:38.840 But I wonder if they haunt, they attach on to the spirit of the painting.

00:07:43.440 You should be saying this shit.

00:07:44.680 This isn't what I do.

00:07:46.660 And you said it.

00:07:47.620 I'm like, well, you're making a compelling point.

00:07:50.340 This is a really interesting argument.

00:07:52.500 I think you're right.

00:07:53.600 I think Richard Rapoy is right.

00:07:55.240 All right.

00:07:55.480 We have to move on.

00:07:56.320 We're behind schedule.

00:07:57.040 We have four pages of housekeeping.

00:07:58.520 Jeez.

00:07:58.980 James Clapper.

00:07:59.940 Yeah.

00:08:00.540 Let's let this clip rip.

00:08:01.880 Great name.

00:08:02.600 Waste of a good name.

00:08:03.720 Yeah.

00:08:04.440 In a recent profile, General Milley raised the possibility that he thought if Trump was

00:08:09.520 reelected, he would throw his opponents in jail.

00:08:13.720 He said that he would be at the top of the list.

00:08:16.440 Do you think that that's a real concern?

00:08:17.980 And are you concerned that you could be on Trump's enemies list?

00:08:23.140 Well, sure.

00:08:24.500 I think there are probably a lot of people that are potentially on such a list.

00:08:30.400 And, again, that's reprehensible.

00:08:36.180 I think General Milley's comment was he didn't think President Trump would be reelected.

00:08:42.580 Well, I'm not so sure about that.

00:08:44.760 So, yeah, that's a real concern for many of us.

00:08:48.960 I like this.

00:08:50.400 Yeah.

00:08:50.940 That's the kind of guy who should be scared.

00:08:52.860 Enemies list.

00:08:53.820 Deep state enemies list.

00:08:56.140 Revenge tour.

00:08:56.960 We have a list of all the treasonous activity, and we have the buses outside.

00:09:01.160 Yeah.

00:09:01.560 We're going to load them up.

00:09:02.540 And then, obviously, remember Lock Her Up with the 2016 election?

00:09:05.800 Yes.

00:09:06.340 And, you know, Lock Her Up, Lock Her Up.

00:09:08.140 Everyone liked that idea.

00:09:09.480 And Trump kind of went into office and almost was like, hey, let's do a ceasefire.

00:09:14.540 It's like almost a peace offering.

00:09:15.800 I'm not going to lock her up.

00:09:17.360 Let me just do my thing.

00:09:18.660 And then they didn't let him do his thing.

00:09:20.720 Yeah.

00:09:20.920 So now this time, if Trump gets back in, everyone's got to get locked up.

00:09:26.180 Justifiably, everyone did treason.

00:09:27.940 Everyone's getting bust out.

00:09:29.480 Got to go to Guantanamo.

00:09:30.840 Ooh.

00:09:31.560 Yeah.

00:09:31.920 But I like this idea of enemies list.

00:09:34.060 Yeah.

00:09:34.360 Me too.

00:09:34.700 I'll start putting it together.

00:09:35.960 Bulletin board material.

00:09:37.260 Yeah.

00:09:37.820 Start adding names, and then you just throw in some of your personal enemies too.

00:09:41.440 And we'll start connecting on the board with like the string and stuff and the articles.

00:09:45.500 Yeah.

00:09:45.760 And we'll get the list nice and tight for you, Mr. President.

00:09:48.260 Smart.

00:09:48.580 All right.

00:09:49.360 Mar-a-Lago.

00:09:49.980 Trump had a judge rule that Mar-a-Lago was worth around $18 million.

00:09:56.080 So we'll add this judge to the list.

00:10:00.280 That's exactly who.

00:10:01.640 You're on the list.

00:10:02.500 And it's kind of interesting because a judge like that does something so easily disputed and stupid,

00:10:08.980 and then you just kind of show you're either absolutely incompetent or an enemy and doing something nefarious, right?

00:10:15.860 Yeah.

00:10:16.160 And obviously, it's probably nefarious in this case.

00:10:18.880 What's that national historic property and the most expensive zip code on earth?

00:10:23.860 What's that worth?

00:10:25.080 Nothing.

00:10:25.860 Yeah.

00:10:26.140 $18 million.

00:10:27.600 There's houses in Tampa that cost that much.

00:10:29.680 Yeah.

00:10:30.180 There's also a plot of land that's two acres, two and a half acres nearby that has waterfront,

00:10:36.400 and that's listed on Zillow for $150 million.

00:10:39.160 And Mar-a-Lago is on like the best piece of waterfront in Palm Beach and is 60-something acres and is like 50,000 square feet or something ridiculous.

00:10:47.240 It's like a country club.

00:10:48.140 Yeah.

00:10:48.680 And they're saying it's worth $18 million.

00:10:50.380 So you're on the list, sir.

00:10:52.100 And like you said, it's like, oh, is the judge an idiot or is he evil?

00:10:56.700 Yeah.

00:10:56.980 Like in the beginning, I think a lot of people think that all the problems we face in the government is like incompetence.

00:11:02.900 How are they not seeing this?

00:11:04.180 Like they don't see the border?

00:11:05.520 Oh, there's millions of people coming across the border.

00:11:07.680 Like they got to – don't they know that's bad?

00:11:09.540 And it's like, yeah, it's not incompetence.

00:11:12.060 It's malevolence.

00:11:13.220 Yeah.

00:11:13.480 It's evil.

00:11:14.220 They're doing it on purpose.

00:11:15.120 So people are coming around to that.

00:11:16.960 Do you know you could probably – if that judge is accurate about the Mar-a-Lago price, you can buy Mar-a-Lago with 30 Hunter Biden paintings.

00:11:25.140 I saw that.

00:11:26.160 I actually did see that.

00:11:27.160 Hunter Biden famously sold his paintings for $500,000 to whatever oligarch needed something greased.

00:11:33.920 Needed a splatter on some canvas.

00:11:36.220 All right.

00:11:36.720 Let's move on.

00:11:37.420 We're falling behind.

00:11:38.620 It is Friday.

00:11:39.900 So Friday means we have doppels.

00:11:42.700 We have a lot of doppels today, so we're going to have to move fast.

00:11:45.440 All right.

00:11:45.620 There's Richard Rappoy with the Happy Meal.

00:11:47.220 That's you.

00:11:47.700 Very bad.

00:11:48.420 That's bad.

00:11:48.780 Very disrespectful.

00:11:49.820 Okay.

00:11:50.540 Disrespectful.

00:11:51.260 Here's Fleckus at Costco.

00:11:52.900 Oh, my God.

00:11:54.800 Caramel apple mini cakes.

00:11:56.160 This is a new Costco item.

00:11:57.540 He's going to eat it in the store.

00:11:58.680 I have never seen this before at Costco.

00:12:00.420 He's going to open it and eat it now.

00:12:01.860 You know we're going to try these right here.

00:12:03.620 That guy's way fatter than me.

00:12:04.980 This is actually, I'll pause the doppels to have this conversation.

00:12:08.080 Fleckus and I, Fleckus sees fat guys in public, and he goes, that guy's fatter than me, right?

00:12:13.840 He's always checking where he is.

00:12:16.660 I just don't know what I look like.

00:12:17.860 I know.

00:12:18.220 And the ruling is, yes, this guy is significantly fatter than me.

00:12:20.860 That guy's like 375.

00:12:22.480 Yeah.

00:12:22.880 He's big.

00:12:23.440 He's heavy.

00:12:24.100 He's opening it.

00:12:24.960 He's eating shit in Costco.

00:12:26.440 He can't even help himself.

00:12:27.300 He's eating caramel cheesecake in Costco.

00:12:30.120 People are looking at him.

00:12:30.840 All right.

00:12:31.220 And also, Costco, what is that, short for Cost Company?

00:12:33.880 I don't know.

00:12:34.500 Cost Corp?

00:12:35.240 I don't know.

00:12:35.900 All right.

00:12:36.120 Let's move on.

00:12:36.660 Rat Boy is selling stuff at a farmer's market.

00:12:38.500 Feeding people cheese.

00:12:39.860 That's a civilian.

00:12:40.860 Here's me dancing with some chicks.

00:12:43.160 Four chicks.

00:12:44.020 Four chicks.

00:12:45.040 Gravitational pull is strong.

00:12:46.600 Yeah.

00:12:47.000 Who's fatter now?

00:12:49.720 Gravitational pull is strong?

00:12:51.560 Yeah.

00:12:52.160 All right.

00:12:52.680 Here's you with the fish.

00:12:53.600 Here's me fishing.

00:12:54.480 Nice little...

00:12:54.900 That guy's fatter than me.

00:12:56.380 Nice little lure.

00:12:57.020 No.

00:12:57.500 That guy's...

00:12:58.140 No.

00:12:58.860 And then here's...

00:12:59.520 This isn't a doppel.

00:13:00.380 This is just you.

00:13:02.060 Finishing my ice cream cone?

00:13:04.020 Those legs, man.

00:13:05.420 Ice cream boy.

00:13:06.600 Fascinating build.

00:13:07.600 Gorlock type build.

00:13:08.720 Yeah.

00:13:09.180 Gorlock type.

00:13:09.940 All right.

00:13:10.120 Keep going.

00:13:10.700 Here's me in the pizza contest.

00:13:11.980 That does look like me.

00:13:13.120 Yep.

00:13:13.300 Doing a pizza challenge.

00:13:15.740 Here's me working at a Ramada Inn, I believe.

00:13:18.640 I thought we did this one already.

00:13:19.780 Keep going.

00:13:20.280 No, we didn't.

00:13:21.060 There's called Kogan doppel on the corner of it.

00:13:23.100 Um, and then this isn't me.

00:13:26.500 People have been sending me this all week.

00:13:28.220 Like, Flutcus, is this you?

00:13:29.840 Yeah.

00:13:30.160 Are you crazy?

00:13:31.640 That guy's fatter than you.

00:13:33.060 Hell yeah.

00:13:34.420 Hell yeah, brother.

00:13:35.360 Right on, bro.

00:13:36.220 Right on, brother.

00:13:37.280 ROB.

00:13:37.740 ROB.

00:13:38.260 Right on, brother.

00:13:39.720 All right.

00:13:40.220 This is me.

00:13:41.200 I was O'Reilly Auto Parts employee accused of killing shoplifter.

00:13:45.060 So...

00:13:45.300 That guy's got a better jawline than you.

00:13:46.740 I was fed up with Urban Decay.

00:13:49.040 How dare you?

00:13:49.820 That guy's got a thick neck.

00:13:50.800 And here's Twin Car Army.

00:13:52.080 Here's you.

00:13:53.980 Yep.

00:13:54.780 Slap the wood.

00:13:55.800 Spits on it.

00:13:56.660 He spits on it?

00:13:57.500 Let's not watch this.

00:13:58.260 This is inappropriate.

00:13:59.100 All right.

00:13:59.620 All right.

00:14:00.120 All right.

00:14:00.520 Turn this off.

00:14:01.500 All right.

00:14:01.820 Doppels are done.

00:14:03.080 Cut.

00:14:03.360 Good section of Doppels today.

00:14:04.820 And it's Friday, so we also have show shout-outs.

00:14:06.840 We're going to have to move fast because we have a lot of show shout-outs.

00:14:09.440 So just start ripping them.

00:14:10.320 Someone put stickers up, which we did not tell anyone to do, but they did it.

00:14:13.800 We just have the photos.

00:14:14.760 We didn't tell anyone to do this, but it was very nice of them.

00:14:17.000 It's Eric sent me those.

00:14:19.920 We have Fluckus Talks represented all over the world.

00:14:21.940 We have some rock piles.

00:14:23.680 Let's see a couple.

00:14:25.820 Kicking over horse-made hippie rock piles for Fluckus Talks.

00:14:30.700 Rated the best new podcast of all time.

00:14:34.640 Yep.

00:14:35.300 Love to see it.

00:14:36.720 We got another rock pile.

00:14:39.000 Go.

00:14:39.180 This is for Fluckus Talks, the podcast, the best new podcast of all time.

00:14:44.460 Fucking hippies.

00:14:46.900 Yep.

00:14:48.260 This is for Fluckus Talks, the greatest podcast of all time.

00:14:52.040 Long live Snarf Snarf.

00:14:55.120 Yeah.

00:14:56.200 Long live Snarf Snarf.

00:14:57.640 Okay.

00:14:58.040 Cool.

00:14:58.220 We got that.

00:14:59.000 Another one.

00:15:00.900 Look at this.

00:15:01.800 Look at that.

00:15:02.480 That's nice climate.

00:15:05.000 Landscape.

00:15:05.480 Uh-oh.

00:15:10.200 Pitbull.

00:15:10.860 Uh-oh.

00:15:11.420 All right.

00:15:11.640 Keep going.

00:15:12.080 Running out of time.

00:15:13.680 I'm moving so fast.

00:15:15.040 Rated the best new podcast of all time.

00:15:20.900 Oh, that was an ancient burial site.

00:15:25.560 Oh.

00:15:25.900 It was a Native American burial land.

00:15:28.280 All right.

00:15:28.560 That guy goes for like a minute.

00:15:30.000 All right.

00:15:30.240 So that's good.

00:15:30.900 We got all our kicks.

00:15:32.100 We also had a drawing of us done.

00:15:35.380 Sundays drew us on Instagram.

00:15:37.880 Nice.

00:15:38.120 S-U-N-D-A-Y-Z-E.

00:15:40.400 Shout out to him.

00:15:41.280 That was cool.

00:15:43.080 And then Ruby.

00:15:44.520 Ruby died.

00:15:46.020 Ruby the dog.

00:15:47.020 It's Nick and Jackie's dog, Ruby.

00:15:48.860 She died after 14 years of a nice life.

00:15:52.180 There she is.

00:15:52.920 Had a good run, Ruby.

00:15:53.900 Had a good run, Ruby.

00:15:55.380 All dogs go to heaven.

00:15:57.680 That is Walker.

00:16:00.340 He's a helicopter pilot for the Marines.

00:16:02.400 Okay.

00:16:02.780 And him and his girlfriend watch the show every week.

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00:16:16.980 Hashtag make a play.

00:16:20.140 And they bond over it.

00:16:21.720 And he's getting deployed in a few months.

00:16:23.960 Where are you going?

00:16:24.720 Where are you going?

00:16:25.220 We don't know, but shout out.

00:16:26.380 Shout out to Walker.

00:16:27.240 He's a pilot.

00:16:27.980 Shout out to everyone.

00:16:29.660 And then...

00:16:31.180 Then there's a different class of shout outs.

00:16:33.220 Yeah.

00:16:33.240 We're on a new level.

00:16:34.460 These last two are maybe like top shout outs ever.

00:16:37.900 Let's do the dog first.

00:16:38.900 Someone named a dog Richard Rapoy.

00:16:40.720 Yeah.

00:16:41.000 This is a Whippet breeder named Shelby.

00:16:43.320 And she sent me this picture, the Whippet with the glasses.

00:16:46.420 But then I said, get a video of you calling him Richard Rapoy and responding.

00:16:49.560 Smart.

00:16:49.980 We need that.

00:16:50.540 So here's this.

00:16:52.240 Richard Rapoy.

00:16:53.640 Oh, good boy.

00:16:56.520 Richard Rapoy, that dog.

00:16:58.700 So we've elevated.

00:17:00.000 Wow.

00:17:00.360 Well, we have to send her some shirts.

00:17:02.220 And then this was another bounty, basically.

00:17:05.100 This was a...

00:17:06.060 Cody Anderson set this up.

00:17:08.160 This was a wedding ceremony.

00:17:09.460 And commitment to one another.

00:17:13.720 Really quick, just before we get started, I just wanted to take the time to remind everybody

00:17:17.800 to check out Flickus Talks, the podcast.

00:17:21.340 Even after 100 episodes, it's still the best new podcast of all time.

00:17:25.660 For those of you who don't know me.

00:17:31.140 Mad man move.

00:17:32.320 Yeah.

00:17:32.720 Do you get shirts for that?

00:17:33.600 We have shirts coming to Cody for that.

00:17:34.880 And what did they say?

00:17:35.720 The whole family watches or something?

00:17:37.240 The whole family watches.

00:17:38.180 Everyone loves it.

00:17:38.900 Didn't ruin the wedding.

00:17:39.820 It was a good inside joke within the family.

00:17:41.460 Did not ruin the wedding at all.

00:17:42.800 And then we have one more.

00:17:44.500 It's actually in the main housekeeping section.

00:17:46.400 Okay.

00:17:47.040 There was a guy who had a wedding.

00:17:48.860 And I told him to do a wheelie with one of the bridesmaids for the show on the way in.

00:17:56.560 Oh, no.

00:17:58.020 Oh, no.

00:17:59.560 Oh, no.

00:18:01.020 Oh, no.

00:18:02.340 Everyone's fine.

00:18:03.160 They walked it.

00:18:05.540 All right.

00:18:06.100 Those are the shout outs.

00:18:07.100 Thank you guys for shouting us out.

00:18:08.640 Make sure you get us your shout outs all week.

00:18:10.400 We shout you out on Fridays with Doppels.

00:18:13.400 Yeah.

00:18:13.620 We have to move on.

00:18:14.780 This might be the most important part of the show right here.

00:18:17.320 Okay.

00:18:17.600 Guys, the amount of comments I got saying, dude, I think that drive through guy putting

00:18:26.140 the money in the cash register is played in reverse.

00:18:28.960 I don't think it's uplifting.

00:18:30.000 I think it was just a robbery played in reverse.

00:18:33.480 Do you think I thought the guy pulled up to a window and he had a cash drawer full of money

00:18:39.600 and then the Carl's Jr. happened to be missing a cash drawer and then he put it in and what

00:18:45.700 do you think I thought?

00:18:47.220 I almost quit the show.

00:18:48.540 We're not mad.

00:18:50.000 We're just disappointed.

00:18:51.120 I almost quit the show.

00:18:52.240 I'm mad.

00:18:53.060 I almost got fired.

00:18:54.260 I almost got fired.

00:18:55.320 I almost said, should we not even do the show anymore?

00:18:58.540 What's going on?

00:18:59.440 People are messaging me like, oh, man, I wasn't uplifting.

00:19:01.660 I think people are like, I think it was backwards.

00:19:05.180 It's not even, hey, it's definitely backwards.

00:19:07.180 I think it might have been backwards.

00:19:09.200 So if you commented that last week, apologize in the comments this week and we'll move on

00:19:13.960 and we'll keep doing the show twice a week in two bonus lands.

00:19:16.360 We'll forget it.

00:19:17.040 We're willing to forget.

00:19:18.780 I'm trying really hard.

00:19:20.060 All right.

00:19:20.300 Let's get into something more important.

00:19:22.540 Back on track.

00:19:23.460 Alex Jones and a seal.

00:19:25.000 Yeah.

00:19:25.540 Photo came across my timeline.

00:19:27.260 It's wanted to share with everyone else.

00:19:28.620 Yeah.

00:19:28.860 Feel free to use it.

00:19:29.740 However you see fit for use.

00:19:31.380 All right.

00:19:31.740 Really quick sandwich of fall conversations.

00:19:33.980 Everyone's saying Rubens.

00:19:35.900 Everyone's saying Rubens.

00:19:36.880 Rubens.

00:19:37.180 No French dips.

00:19:37.900 We need Rubens.

00:19:38.780 I don't like, I don't like sauerkraut that much.

00:19:42.020 I don't like rye bread.

00:19:43.200 I don't like Swiss cheese.

00:19:44.600 I'm not sure about the difference between corned beef and pastrami.

00:19:48.660 Yeah.

00:19:48.920 So there's a lot of things working against us for Rubens.

00:19:51.460 He loves Thousand Island though.

00:19:52.880 I do love Thousand Island and that's why it's still in the running, but we can do Rubens,

00:19:56.840 but we just can't do it on rye.

00:19:58.140 And then if you guys want to start ordering Rubens not on rye and then Kaiser roll, what

00:20:01.940 do we got?

00:20:02.400 A Kaiser roll.

00:20:03.160 Something like that.

00:20:03.920 So talk to me in the comments.

00:20:05.740 Let me know if you think we can make Rubens happen without rye.

00:20:09.860 If it means rye, we're going to throw it out and we'll get you an answer next week.

00:20:13.360 All right.

00:20:13.860 John Kerry's face.

00:20:15.080 It's all fucked up.

00:20:16.460 It's all fucked up.

00:20:17.760 This is John Kerry in his face now.

00:20:21.220 You see what happens is the aliens come.

00:20:24.560 Okay.

00:20:25.100 And they find their guy.

00:20:26.740 This is him.

00:20:27.780 John Kerry.

00:20:28.720 Okay.

00:20:29.020 And then they go, all right, we're going to assume his persona.

00:20:32.020 We're going to swap him out in Antarctica.

00:20:34.160 Okay.

00:20:34.700 And then we're going to do some thing that's detrimental to the human race.

00:20:38.420 We'll make him go talk about climate change.

00:20:40.180 Yeah.

00:20:40.720 Try to ruin the world with him.

00:20:41.960 Waste our resources, waste our time.

00:20:44.220 Yeah.

00:20:44.760 Okay.

00:20:45.380 So that's it.

00:20:46.280 That's just, that's where they're at.

00:20:47.700 They're wearing the John Kerry face mask.

00:20:49.800 It's an alien underneath there.

00:20:51.100 They swapped him in Antarctica.

00:20:52.900 And his mission is to talk about climate change, to suck all the money out and kill everybody.

00:20:57.680 Okay.

00:20:58.180 Because they can kill half the world talking about climate change.

00:21:01.000 Oh.

00:21:01.640 Yeah.

00:21:02.160 Okay.

00:21:03.620 Exhaustion, illness, Botox.

00:21:05.400 What happened to him?

00:21:06.560 Aliens.

00:21:07.000 Alien face.

00:21:08.580 Masked.

00:21:09.340 An alien face masked.

00:21:11.200 With John Kerry.

00:21:12.740 All right.

00:21:13.140 Let's move on.

00:21:13.900 Last page of housekeeping.

00:21:14.860 We're almost done.

00:21:15.560 The black socks roast.

00:21:17.940 Yep.

00:21:19.000 Hey, Dave.

00:21:19.420 What's up?

00:21:21.140 Representatives, do you support Trump's call to shut down the government?

00:21:25.880 He has not called me.

00:21:27.380 And I do not, I do not support you wearing black socks with short pants.

00:21:35.440 Just cooked that guy.

00:21:36.980 I know.

00:21:37.540 Absolute roast.

00:21:38.380 You better come correct if you're going to, Mr. Senator.

00:21:40.940 Yeah.

00:21:41.520 Mr. Senator, do you want to-

00:21:42.880 It's a dork fit.

00:21:43.480 Yeah.

00:21:43.680 It's a dork fit.

00:21:44.540 The senator, the congressman, whoever that was.

00:21:46.440 Who was it?

00:21:46.940 Do you know?

00:21:47.500 Who cares?

00:21:48.120 He rightly called it out.

00:21:49.240 That's a dork fit.

00:21:50.320 It's always been a dork fit.

00:21:51.880 Yeah.

00:21:52.380 You got cooked.

00:21:53.320 If we see you guys kicking over a rock stack with some black socks and shorts like that.

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00:22:10.320 Hashtag make a play.

00:22:11.800 We'd cook you, too.

00:22:14.700 Or Birkenstock.

00:22:16.440 Not me.

00:22:17.460 All right.

00:22:17.780 We have to move on.

00:22:18.760 We're actually doing really good on time now.

00:22:20.700 Okay.

00:22:21.160 So we can slow down a little bit.

00:22:22.980 Britney Spears has the knives out.

00:22:26.560 So we have no music behind it, but she's got some songs she's dancing to.

00:22:31.380 Psychic break type shit.

00:22:33.080 She's got the knives out.

00:22:34.200 The dogs are around.

00:22:35.200 So where are all the free Britney people now?

00:22:40.160 Where are all the free Britney gays?

00:22:41.760 That was Matt Gaetz, too.

00:22:43.160 Yeah.

00:22:43.540 Matt Gaetz co-opted that.

00:22:44.880 Oh, we got a free Britney.

00:22:46.320 Oh, we're all gay, and Britney needs to get free.

00:22:50.220 Well, where are all those free Britney gays now?

00:22:52.840 We were right.

00:22:53.720 Show Watchers said, oh, she should be locked up.

00:22:56.440 She's got issues.

00:22:57.340 I don't think she's ready.

00:22:58.380 She wasn't.

00:22:59.120 And her family had to control a little bit, and they were able to keep it together.

00:23:03.340 Now she's on her own, and a lot of people are just moved on.

00:23:07.420 Yep.

00:23:07.600 They care about something else now.

00:23:09.140 Yeah.

00:23:09.440 Some other cause.

00:23:10.620 All right.

00:23:11.840 The bear, the bear at the campsite.

00:23:19.720 You can get the kid away.

00:23:21.260 Yeah, you can get up.

00:23:22.540 The bear's there for the food.

00:23:23.900 The bear's got the food.

00:23:24.860 You can get up.

00:23:25.660 You're pretending to do some, like, strength thing where you're protecting the kid.

00:23:30.440 And you're a woman.

00:23:31.800 Yeah, you probably slide the kid under the table, and then you back away slowly.

00:23:35.200 If I was there, I would just knock the bear out.

00:23:37.400 Because that bear, you just, without doing a bit, I'd fuck that bear up.

00:23:42.040 What do you think that bear weighs?

00:23:43.500 One, 125?

00:23:45.060 One, 125.

00:23:46.080 That's a little bit bigger than Jerry.

00:23:47.840 Yeah, that's a smallish bear.

00:23:49.120 And you know I could beat up Jerry.

00:23:50.480 Yeah.

00:23:50.840 You could slap him.

00:23:52.000 You could slap him and scare him off.

00:23:53.380 You've seen me beat up Jerry.

00:23:54.560 Yeah.

00:23:55.120 Oh, yeah.

00:23:56.580 We're just kidding.

00:23:57.260 I never hit the dog like that.

00:23:58.560 All right, so that bear, yeah, you think you're doing some cool, strong thing.

00:24:04.200 There's a lot of better things that could have played out here.

00:24:06.880 Yeah.

00:24:07.360 It's called getting bear cucks.

00:24:08.780 He got humiliated.

00:24:09.680 He ate all your food right in front of you.

00:24:11.620 Couldn't play defense.

00:24:12.680 He just went like this.

00:24:15.080 He stole your picnic basket.

00:24:17.060 I knocked that bear out.

00:24:17.980 All right, guys, reminder, we have a P.O. box now.

00:24:22.500 We have a P.O. box.

00:24:24.160 You can send us stuff.

00:24:25.420 It's linked in the description.

00:24:26.940 P.O. box, something, something, something, somewhere, somewhere, Florida, number, number.

00:24:32.140 Send us stuff, and we will send the fake intern to go get it, make sure it's not a bomb,

00:24:36.980 and then we're going to open it and appreciate whatever you guys send.

00:24:40.440 Yeah.

00:24:40.740 So make sure you send us stuff.

00:24:41.740 And if you send us gifts, two would be nice so we could both get one.

00:24:45.560 You know what I mean?

00:24:48.460 Yeah, for sure.

00:24:49.120 All right, last thing of housekeeping.

00:24:50.500 We're trying to name some stuff this week.

00:24:53.180 We have a park contest.

00:24:55.660 Name our park.

00:24:56.620 Name the new park at the former Don Guinella school site in Marple Township.

00:25:02.840 Open to all.

00:25:04.020 Marple?

00:25:04.600 Just call it Maple.

00:25:06.040 There's no Marple.

00:25:07.760 One submission per person.

00:25:09.200 Winner also receives $250.

00:25:11.340 So it's now until the end of the month.

00:25:12.920 That's linked in the description.

00:25:14.520 Snarf Snarf Park.

00:25:15.560 Yeah.

00:25:16.140 The A-R-A-R-A-R.

00:25:17.580 Snarf Snarf Park.

00:25:19.060 And then help us name this squid.

00:25:22.720 What is it?

00:25:23.660 I don't know.

00:25:24.560 Octopus.

00:25:25.160 You're the one who sends me.

00:25:26.240 I'm tired of these.

00:25:27.400 We haven't gotten a single dub.

00:25:29.340 We're getting tired.

00:25:30.720 I'm getting tired.

00:25:31.520 Someone named their Tesla Snarf Snarf, and then you have a dog named Richard.

00:25:36.000 We're getting close.

00:25:36.760 I know.

00:25:37.020 We're tuned in, but these little ones, we can't even get a win.

00:25:41.420 Yeah, we need good ones.

00:25:43.020 So hopefully this is it.

00:25:44.280 It's linked there.

00:25:45.560 Let's name that octopus Snarf Snarf or Rob Smith.

00:25:50.140 Okay.

00:25:50.780 Cool.

00:25:51.340 All right.

00:25:51.640 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:25:53.200 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:25:54.880 Before we do, Cringe of the Week this week is brought to you by Fleckistalks.com.

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00:26:21.000 On bonus land today, we're talking about anti-white crime.

00:26:23.440 Um, a coach got fired for using the term, uh, a certain term that is deemed inappropriate.

00:26:31.080 All sports are racist.

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00:26:43.660 It's like a coffee.

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00:26:49.300 A twink barista with a tip.

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00:26:53.280 All right.

00:26:53.840 Cringe of the Week.

00:26:58.040 Oh man.

00:26:59.200 Let's just go to the guy who got called the N-word.

00:27:02.280 In 2017, I was called the N-word by a stranger.

00:27:06.160 Here's what happened.

00:27:06.900 I was shopping at a well-known department store in Colorado Springs when a six foot two white

00:27:11.320 gentleman walked up to me and said, Hey, N-word, I have an N-word too.

00:27:16.000 I felt angry.

00:27:17.300 I felt despair and unempowered.

00:27:20.240 You know, that saying sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt

00:27:24.160 you.

00:27:24.400 I learned that even in 2017, hell, even in 2023, words still hurt.

00:27:30.540 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:27:32.480 What was that phrase?

00:27:33.440 What did he tell him?

00:27:34.340 I have, Hey, N-word, I have an N-word too.

00:27:37.380 What does that mean?

00:27:38.420 So the guy wasn't making any sense.

00:27:40.100 And, uh, instead of writing it off as like a crazy guy who made no sense, you let, you're

00:27:46.480 making videos about it six years later, six years later.

00:27:49.600 It's really affected you that much.

00:27:51.640 Some stranger at the mall said something to you.

00:27:54.260 Yeah.

00:27:54.780 Hey, N-word would be like, what?

00:27:55.960 What a fucking idiot.

00:27:57.040 What a loser.

00:27:57.900 Just keep going about my day.

00:28:00.340 Total stranger said a slur to me.

00:28:01.900 Wow.

00:28:02.180 I don't value his opinion at all.

00:28:03.740 And instead he's like driving home.

00:28:05.400 Like, what did he say for years?

00:28:07.120 What did he fucking say?

00:28:08.240 Harping on it.

00:28:09.560 Uh, and you happen, you know, six years ago.

00:28:12.940 That's it, man.

00:28:14.040 That's it.

00:28:15.240 Profoundly impacted by this.

00:28:17.560 They, you know how it's like boys remember one compliment and they hang on to it for six

00:28:21.760 years.

00:28:22.240 Yeah.

00:28:23.060 I guess this is even worse.

00:28:25.180 Did I tell you that someone said, I look and throw like a quarterback last week?

00:28:29.700 Oh no, no, no.

00:28:31.120 They didn't.

00:28:32.060 So this guy thinks he needs to make a video about this.

00:28:35.180 Six years later, he's still talking about the time someone called him the N-word.

00:28:38.700 It's like in cringe of the week, how many weeks in a row have we showed random violence

00:28:43.440 from black people against white people?

00:28:45.720 Do white people ever go make a video?

00:28:48.020 Oh, five years ago, I was brutally attacked by a black man in broad daylight.

00:28:52.860 He mugged me or four years ago, I was pushed in front of a subway on the subway tracks by

00:28:57.640 a black man.

00:28:58.660 I guess, you know, no need to make a video for that, but you're called the word one time

00:29:02.240 at the mall.

00:29:03.100 We're still talking about it six years later.

00:29:05.320 Is that how it goes?

00:29:07.680 All right, let's move on.

00:29:08.900 This next clip.

00:29:09.740 I almost, I don't even know why it's in here.

00:29:12.020 It's like too much.

00:29:13.340 I know.

00:29:14.000 But we put it in the intro, so we have to.

00:29:15.980 So it's going to be blurred, but it's how to clean shit out of a urinal.

00:29:19.580 It's disgusting.

00:29:20.540 I can't even do this.

00:29:21.540 You can, it's blurred, but we're going to go through what happened and what went wrong.

00:29:26.560 Obviously, it's a not ideal situation.

00:29:29.100 It's an eight out of 10 bad, but look what this guy does.

00:29:35.360 He's, he's, he touched the bin with that shit disc.

00:29:41.600 He's going all over the bathroom, probably spilling.

00:29:47.080 He touched it with his hands and now he's touching the door and he's, he's,

00:29:51.380 used the door and left.

00:29:56.740 He's shaking.

00:30:00.660 And it's like probably not even nicely put away and he's dragging it around the bathroom.

00:30:07.100 All right, that's enough.

00:30:07.900 Obviously, it's not an ideal situation.

00:30:11.900 Okay.

00:30:12.500 Let's keep going.

00:30:13.640 It's not an ideal situation, but when you go at it erratically and inefficiently and like

00:30:17.780 you're moving too fast, you're not setting yourself up for success.

00:30:22.860 What you need to do is you bring the trash can right next to the urinal.

00:30:26.780 You take the disc, you have gloves on, you scoop up as much shit as you can.

00:30:31.320 You put it in the disc.

00:30:32.740 Hopefully, the remnants are enough to get flushed, flush it a couple of times.

00:30:36.440 You bag the shit, you put it in another bag, you bag that, gloves off in there, bag that,

00:30:42.340 everything gets thrown out, you're done.

00:30:44.880 He is dragging things all over the bathroom, making sounds, like shaking, going like this.

00:30:49.960 You're, you're, you're, you're, okay.

00:30:51.340 No one wants shit in the urinal.

00:30:52.760 It's like the worst thing you can do.

00:30:54.260 But the second worst thing you can do is get shit on the floor and everywhere else.

00:30:58.440 Botch the cleanup of the shit in the urinal.

00:31:00.300 Yeah.

00:31:00.620 Like this is the one time we can't botch it.

00:31:03.880 And that guy, I know he's from some other country, but he doesn't know what to do.

00:31:08.420 Chris Christie would be like, this is a shitty situation.

00:31:11.040 Yeah, and then he gets no votes.

00:31:14.400 Hey, Donald, I'm tired of that shit toilet.

00:31:16.860 It's like, what, Chris?

00:31:18.480 All right.

00:31:18.960 Oh, man.

00:31:19.420 I think you pushed the boundaries of cringe here today.

00:31:21.880 Yeah.

00:31:22.240 Well, it's cringe for a reason.

00:31:23.740 Now's not the time for fear.

00:31:25.980 That comes later.

00:31:27.700 All right, let's move on to some trans shit.

00:31:29.540 That's more normal, right?

00:31:30.620 Some bread and butter shit.

00:31:31.980 But the whole point of that was, if you're in a bad situation, you know, if you're going

00:31:35.920 through hell, keep going.

00:31:37.660 It's kind of like that.

00:31:38.680 If you're going through hell, don't stop and spread this shit everywhere.

00:31:42.280 Don't drip this shit on the floor.

00:31:44.100 Oh, okay.

00:31:44.840 He had it in his gloves and then touched the door.

00:31:46.960 Yeah, to get out.

00:31:47.780 It's like, dude, you're actually fired.

00:31:49.220 Yeah.

00:31:49.900 Like, this is really, really bad.

00:31:51.980 But I would have handled that.

00:31:53.600 Okay.

00:31:53.940 Because when the time comes, you've got to do the right thing.

00:31:56.160 And it's called knowing how to get the job done.

00:31:59.000 Yeah.

00:31:59.400 And that's what I have.

00:32:00.520 You have that too, but I don't know how you'd handle that.

00:32:03.060 I would handle that.

00:32:03.860 I'm excited to handle that.

00:32:06.020 Okay.

00:32:06.500 Because everyone else is like, oh, I don't know what to do.

00:32:08.300 I'm scared.

00:32:08.760 I'm shaking.

00:32:09.320 And I just go, I know exactly what to do.

00:32:11.420 I'm built for that shit.

00:32:13.580 All right.

00:32:14.080 Four-year-old trans.

00:32:16.180 All right.

00:32:17.240 Let's get to some normal stuff.

00:32:18.620 At the age of two, she was already telling us, I'm not a boy, I'm a girl.

00:32:24.040 You'd be like, oh, you're such a cute little boy.

00:32:25.700 Nope.

00:32:26.340 I'm not a boy, I'm a girl.

00:32:28.020 She was struggling a lot with tantrums.

00:32:30.420 They thought it was sensory processing disorder.

00:32:32.900 And then when she was four and a half, she went to the gender clinic at Lurie Children's

00:32:37.000 Hospital in Chicago.

00:32:38.300 And, you know, the doctor sat down and said, are you a girl?

00:32:40.800 And she said, yep.

00:32:41.500 And he's like, okay, from now on, you're a girl.

00:32:44.440 And it was like a light switch.

00:32:46.300 It went from this really hard toddler trying to get her to navigate the world and put on

00:32:53.720 clothes and tantruming to the easiest kid.

00:32:57.680 So basically, the kid obviously wants to be like their...

00:33:02.000 E-maw.

00:33:03.380 Their pawpaw.

00:33:05.540 Like, you know, it's got some stupid name that doesn't mean any gender.

00:33:08.700 Yeah.

00:33:09.100 Their parent.

00:33:10.080 The kid wants to be like their parent, I guess.

00:33:12.420 And basically, what I think happens here is the people get poisoned with the tap water

00:33:17.340 and they become gay, right?

00:33:18.920 And the kids get poisoned with the tap water, too.

00:33:21.040 And they become like little light gay.

00:33:23.540 And then the LGBTs convert and finish them off.

00:33:27.780 Here's the part I want to focus on.

00:33:29.500 Social and chemical.

00:33:30.780 Okay.

00:33:31.420 Coming together.

00:33:32.120 That's how it works.

00:33:32.820 That's fair.

00:33:33.680 That's how LGBT works.

00:33:34.920 Yeah.

00:33:35.160 It's social and chemical.

00:33:36.420 And certain kids have way more social than chemical.

00:33:40.740 I agree with that.

00:33:41.940 Yeah.

00:33:42.300 I drink the tap water and I go from Chad, Michael Chadson down to just a normal guy.

00:33:47.060 Yeah.

00:33:47.960 Am I that fat?

00:33:49.080 Am I as fat as that guy?

00:33:50.060 Yeah.

00:33:50.240 You go down.

00:33:50.920 Is that guy fatter than me?

00:33:52.520 He drinks the tap water.

00:33:53.660 He goes, is that guy fatter than me?

00:33:55.200 But a normal guy would drink the tap water and then become like a Vespa twink.

00:34:00.400 Exactly.

00:34:00.960 Ceviche Tennis Miami.

00:34:01.980 Exactly.

00:34:02.480 So you're just not the barbarian that you should be.

00:34:04.680 Yeah.

00:34:04.880 Um, and my, the main thing I want to focus on this is the doctor said, okay, are you

00:34:09.720 a girl?

00:34:10.200 She said, yes.

00:34:11.000 And he goes, okay, you're a girl.

00:34:12.680 It's like, do not answer that question wrong.

00:34:15.600 Four years old.

00:34:16.440 Yeah.

00:34:16.900 Um, and I, are we going to talk about the doctor stuff later in the episode a little bit

00:34:21.320 or no?

00:34:21.680 Uh, that's actually going to be bonus land.

00:34:23.140 Okay.

00:34:23.420 But anyway, point, my point is it seems these days that doctors, they're either the actual

00:34:29.500 super gender affirming people or the, I'm not losing my license, my job, I'm not going

00:34:34.640 to the medical board over this shit.

00:34:36.340 Yep.

00:34:36.740 Yep.

00:34:37.080 You're a girl.

00:34:37.860 You know, there's two camps.

00:34:39.260 It's, I'm going to continue to practice medicine and I'll just sign this paper.

00:34:43.320 You, you guys has made it.

00:34:44.660 Mind is made up.

00:34:45.780 I'm done.

00:34:47.040 Um, or the ones who just actually believe it themselves and go, yep, ready to go on this

00:34:52.540 gender affirming journey.

00:34:53.700 Yeah.

00:34:54.320 Um, and then, so nobody actually stands up and goes, Oh, this is a little young.

00:34:58.500 This is a mental health issue.

00:35:00.600 Nobody does that anymore.

00:35:02.200 You can't.

00:35:03.060 And then you're seeing the same thing with doctors for Ozempic, the weight loss drug that

00:35:09.200 they just give over to anybody Adderall.

00:35:11.960 They sell like Viagra type blue chew on Twitter.

00:35:16.140 That's the back in the day, you'd have to go to the doctor and like make a case, make a

00:35:20.280 case.

00:35:20.680 Now the doctor's like, what do you want?

00:35:21.960 Yeah.

00:35:22.360 What do you need?

00:35:23.280 Well, and then not only that, but it's like, Hey, Skype with a doctor about this.

00:35:28.600 They'll write you up a script.

00:35:29.880 You feeling a little anxious.

00:35:31.280 Okay.

00:35:32.240 You thought it was 10 milligrams too little.

00:35:34.180 It's like that.

00:35:35.060 It's like a back and forth with the patients and it's becoming kind of like this service

00:35:40.480 industry thing where you can get an emotional support animal.

00:35:44.840 You can get a, an Adderall prescription.

00:35:47.400 You can get Viagra like that.

00:35:49.780 And they streamlined it.

00:35:51.140 They really did.

00:35:52.120 And now the barriers to entry are just zero for you to get exactly what you want.

00:35:57.040 Testosterone, like anything.

00:35:58.360 And the doctor's like, they'll just ask, what do you want?

00:36:01.880 It's chop shop.

00:36:02.840 And it's like, well, I'm staying, you know, I need to focus.

00:36:05.060 I need to Adderall.

00:36:05.980 It's like, okay.

00:36:06.480 But then I kind of need to fall asleep and the Adderall keeps me up.

00:36:09.360 Like, Oh, bring you up, bring you down.

00:36:11.500 Get you with the one, two.

00:36:12.680 The Adderall is making me not feel very virile.

00:36:15.500 Is that the word?

00:36:16.360 Vital.

00:36:16.840 I'm not a, yeah, whatever.

00:36:17.740 So we'll get you some tests.

00:36:18.660 We'll get you some, uh, some trend.

00:36:20.860 So that is what's going on.

00:36:22.220 So doctors are kind of becoming yes men.

00:36:24.920 And I don't know, what are we covering in bonus land?

00:36:27.100 The black doctors getting pushed through med school.

00:36:29.200 Yeah.

00:36:29.720 So we're going to talk about it more in bonus land, but man.

00:36:32.780 The bar has been lowered for doctors.

00:36:34.300 It's, it's getting ugly out.

00:36:35.780 Not ugly.

00:36:36.640 They're still capable doctors, obviously, and smart people.

00:36:39.100 But between following COVID, writing you a script for whatever you want when you show up,

00:36:44.920 it's getting, it's getting cringe.

00:36:48.080 Yeah.

00:36:48.480 And that's why it's in cringe of the week, baby.

00:36:50.720 Um, last thing I want to say about this clip, this generation is really gay.

00:36:55.100 Yeah.

00:36:55.560 The next generation is even more gay.

00:36:57.620 Yeah.

00:36:58.100 And then the generation after will be no one.

00:37:00.260 Cause the, there's all gay people and they don't have kids as much.

00:37:03.500 So then it's going to be the grandkids of all the illegals who get America.

00:37:06.960 Oh yeah.

00:37:07.580 After that ratio.

00:37:09.000 Yep.

00:37:09.900 All right.

00:37:10.140 Let's go to the relationship questions.

00:37:11.660 This is like a, a guy who is a licensed professional counselor and he didn't say this is relationship

00:37:18.860 advice for gay guys, but we're going to treat it as if it is assume it is because based on

00:37:23.760 this guy, I'm assuming that's what his experience is.

00:37:26.220 10 hard questions you should ask at the start of a relationship.

00:37:30.160 One, if I cheat on you, feel horrible about it and no, I won't do it again.

00:37:34.740 Do you want me to tell you or keep it to myself and resolve it on my own?

00:37:38.560 Two, do you want to know if an ex is contacting me or would you rather I handle that in private?

00:37:43.900 Three, in our relationship, should our phones remain private or is it acceptable for the

00:37:49.140 other person to access it at any time?

00:37:52.580 Four.

00:37:52.620 That's enough.

00:37:53.780 So he's kind of giving an insight to how greasy the gay dating scene is.

00:37:58.200 So we cheat all the time.

00:38:00.280 We, uh, our exes are constantly reaching out.

00:38:03.020 We're never really done with our last partner.

00:38:05.160 We're hiding shit on our phones.

00:38:07.140 Yeah.

00:38:07.480 That's the way I read it.

00:38:08.480 I mean.

00:38:08.780 Of course.

00:38:09.120 If I cheat, if I cheat on you, do you want me and I feel really bad about it?

00:38:13.940 Yeah.

00:38:14.360 Do you want me to tell you or just let me work on that on my own and keep it a secret?

00:38:19.080 It's like, do you want me to openly disrespect you or is it okay if I just kind of quietly

00:38:23.260 disrespect you?

00:38:24.120 If I disrespect you, but then save you from my disrespect.

00:38:27.240 Um, and this guy, you know, what, what would you try to do in a relationship?

00:38:33.800 It's like, are you a morning person?

00:38:35.560 What's your love language?

00:38:36.860 What's, what's a hard barrier for you?

00:38:38.660 You know?

00:38:39.220 Yeah.

00:38:39.580 Uh, can you, you know, what, how's your relationship with your parents?

00:38:44.100 Parents is a good one.

00:38:45.040 How much is your family going to be over?

00:38:46.880 Do we, you know, uh, and this guy's like cheating, phone shit, jealousy, cheating, texting

00:38:53.940 my ex secret conversations on Grindr.

00:38:56.600 And you know, when someone says, it's like, is that going to be, just tell me, tell me

00:39:00.520 where it is.

00:39:01.200 No.

00:39:01.640 Oh, of course not.

00:39:02.500 Yeah.

00:39:02.780 Yeah.

00:39:03.260 Cheating now.

00:39:04.000 And then this is like, uh, you know, the joke going to therapy is like talking to a

00:39:10.460 leftist until you agree with them.

00:39:12.320 That's what it feels like.

00:39:13.660 We're at here.

00:39:14.640 This guy's a licensed professional counselor.

00:39:16.620 And it's like, well, they cheated, but they're not going to cheat again.

00:39:20.100 Yeah.

00:39:21.000 They threw out everything that was like a foundational rock hard belief.

00:39:25.460 Like an assumption that is going to be strong in a relationship.

00:39:29.400 Like we're never going to do this.

00:39:30.760 We're never going to do that.

00:39:31.980 And it's like, well, if I cheat on you, do you want me to tell you or should I just kind

00:39:35.000 of let me, let me work on that myself?

00:39:37.580 Yeah.

00:39:37.760 Um, yeah.

00:39:39.680 If you cheat on me, let me know and I'll never talk to you again.

00:39:43.880 Goodbye.

00:39:44.380 That would be the easiest.

00:39:45.340 You have to let me know right away.

00:39:46.620 Yeah.

00:39:46.960 But then I would also never even date a person who cheats because you can sniff it out on

00:39:50.900 like the type of person, you know, you can sniff that out.

00:39:53.980 And people say, oh, you can.

00:39:55.140 Oh, I keep dating people that cheat on me.

00:39:58.060 You can sniff it out.

00:39:59.180 If you know where to look, you can sniff it out.

00:40:01.260 Yeah.

00:40:01.660 There's clues everywhere on the fingers, on the eyes, belly button ring.

00:40:08.280 Stupid tattoos.

00:40:11.260 You can sniff it out.

00:40:12.780 Um, I'll leave the questions that I would ask.

00:40:14.400 Do you believe in God?

00:40:15.140 Are you vaccinated?

00:40:16.500 Ceviche is to tennis as Vespa is to.

00:40:20.100 Downpour.

00:40:20.780 Downpour.

00:40:21.420 Torrential.

00:40:21.960 Yeah.

00:40:22.200 If you know that stuff, we're ready.

00:40:24.840 Yeah.

00:40:25.100 All right.

00:40:25.320 Let's move on.

00:40:25.780 We're still in cringe.

00:40:26.460 Last page of cringe.

00:40:27.800 Dumb kids section.

00:40:29.140 Done kids.

00:40:30.040 Dumb kids.

00:40:30.720 Okay.

00:40:31.260 Remember last week how stupid all the kids are.

00:40:33.200 They go to school and they literally have never learned anything from school ever.

00:40:36.620 They can't form sentences.

00:40:37.960 They can't tell you what a video is about.

00:40:39.620 Games.

00:40:40.360 Yeah.

00:40:40.780 Games.

00:40:41.680 All right.

00:40:42.020 So there's a kid with the mixer.

00:40:43.300 That's the first clip.

00:40:44.620 So someone told this kid who's streaming that he should put his hands in the mixer to help

00:40:49.700 mix.

00:40:50.600 And help mix it.

00:40:52.180 I put my hands in here.

00:40:58.640 Yeah.

00:40:59.060 That doesn't sound like a good idea.

00:41:02.240 That's a bad idea.

00:41:04.100 Yeah.

00:41:04.540 So that kid is four times older than that baby who said they were trans a couple of clips

00:41:11.820 ago.

00:41:13.060 He's still sticking his hand in the thing.

00:41:15.020 So that's what they convinced to be trans.

00:41:16.960 It's like a kid like that.

00:41:17.960 And it's like, okay.

00:41:18.760 Yeah, I guess.

00:41:19.740 Isn't it crazy that that kid couldn't put it together?

00:41:22.520 He almost did where he was like, hmm.

00:41:25.280 He kind of looked at his hands like, hmm.

00:41:27.360 Should this go in the metal thing?

00:41:29.360 Well, I don't know if that kid knows, but there is a hack.

00:41:32.100 Like, if you put a fork in the electrical outlet, it gives you the same amount of energy as

00:41:37.700 one cup of coffee.

00:41:38.780 Yeah.

00:41:39.040 And that way you don't have to drink caffeine, but it's not caffeine, so it won't keep you

00:41:42.000 up.

00:41:42.160 It'll give you that same level of energy.

00:41:43.560 And that's why Einstein was so smart, because he invented electricity.

00:41:46.720 And that's why his hair is all poofed out.

00:41:49.600 Kids.

00:41:50.100 So give that a try.

00:41:50.960 Yeah.

00:41:51.320 Just kidding.

00:41:51.880 That satire.

00:41:53.160 All right.

00:41:53.420 Let's go to that.

00:41:54.040 I was going to say, like, after the reverse, the guy, oh, he wasn't, he was stealing that

00:41:58.940 drawer.

00:41:59.720 Somebody might do it out there, so.

00:42:01.320 Yeah.

00:42:01.560 It works.

00:42:02.180 It'll get you going.

00:42:03.320 Yeah.

00:42:03.700 All right.

00:42:04.460 The Count by Nine song.

00:42:05.900 So this is a teacher, and we're not haters, but, and maybe this teacher's not, she's not

00:42:11.540 a bad person, but this is how they teach kids to count by nines in this class.

00:42:16.960 Last time we learned to count by nine, 19, 20, 7, 30, 6, and 45.

00:42:24.800 You told me 54 and 63.

00:42:27.640 You were coming back, but 72 and 81 and I, you were all that's left.

00:42:34.220 No way, I'll put you in my mind.

00:42:36.280 So you can only teach the kid if you turn it into a TikTok.

00:42:39.580 It's too late.

00:42:40.740 What happened?

00:42:41.520 It's over.

00:42:42.540 And I don't know.

00:42:43.600 For me, growing up, we had a multiplication table contest, right?

00:42:48.560 And every Friday, they would hand out the papers.

00:42:51.460 You'd turn them upside down.

00:42:52.680 You'd flip it, and you'd go as fast as you could.

00:42:55.020 And I was second fastest.

00:42:56.420 And every single day, I would go motivated, trying to learn my multiplication table so I

00:43:00.860 could beat David Edisari.

00:43:02.100 Yeah.

00:43:02.400 And I never beat David Edisari, except for one day, I won because David Edisari was absent.

00:43:07.160 And everyone goes, oh, Fleckes, aren't you happy that you won?

00:43:10.760 And I said, no.

00:43:12.240 The whole point is to beat David Edisari.

00:43:14.560 And I never did.

00:43:15.860 And it motivated me.

00:43:17.180 And then it's like, why don't we just do that for the kids and make it a competition

00:43:20.420 and let the top ones fight it out for who's the best?

00:43:24.140 And people might say, oh, that's not fair to everyone else who gets left behind who's

00:43:27.540 not as good as math.

00:43:29.400 But everyone, okay.

00:43:31.580 Oops.

00:43:32.340 Look where we're at now.

00:43:33.520 The way we're doing it now, everyone's left behind.

00:43:35.980 And no one knows the math.

00:43:36.860 You have to sing a Morgan Wallen song from TikTok a year ago.

00:43:39.720 A Morgan Wallen song about drinking.

00:43:41.920 Yeah.

00:43:42.580 And you know what, guys?

00:43:44.160 The nines, they have that finger thing.

00:43:47.320 One times nine is nine.

00:43:49.620 Two times nine, 18.

00:43:51.600 One, eight.

00:43:53.240 This is like the one number.

00:43:55.120 Three times nine, 27.

00:43:57.760 This is the one number you don't need the song for.

00:43:59.840 You got the hands.

00:44:00.720 It works out.

00:44:02.040 So.

00:44:02.620 Nine, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72.

00:44:05.980 81, 90, 99.

00:44:08.160 You see how fast that was?

00:44:09.380 David, where are you at?

00:44:11.520 I challenge you.

00:44:12.960 I'm ready.

00:44:14.260 All right.

00:44:14.720 That's the end of cringe.

00:44:15.900 Kids still can't learn anything unless you put it into a TikTok forum.

00:44:19.640 Yeah.

00:44:19.940 And then imagine you're like, all right, we have to break up into groups of nine.

00:44:23.040 There's 45 of us.

00:44:24.620 How many groups is that going to be?

00:44:26.180 And it's like, last night we learned how to count by nine, 18, 20, 7, 36, and 45.

00:44:33.260 And it doesn't even give you the answer.

00:44:34.620 It doesn't even, like, you still have to, you know?

00:44:37.680 People are so fucking stupid.

00:44:39.600 Yeah.

00:44:39.920 All right.

00:44:40.300 Speaking of people are so fucking stupid.

00:44:42.100 Urban Decay.

00:44:43.100 Hey.

00:44:44.220 We sped through the rest of the episode.

00:44:46.540 This is a heavy Urban Decay epi.

00:44:48.400 We're right on time now.

00:44:50.140 Guys, so much stuff happened over, you know, a little Tuesday night rioting in Philly.

00:44:55.320 Looting.

00:44:55.840 Casual Tuesday.

00:44:57.120 Oh, what are we going to talk about on the show?

00:44:58.700 And then they unleash the hellhounds on an entire city.

00:45:02.460 Exactly.

00:45:03.620 All right.

00:45:03.960 Let's go first to the Curly Fries shooting.

00:45:08.120 A person was working at Carl's Jr.

00:45:11.100 And they opened fire on a customer after fighting about Curly Fries.

00:45:15.260 So they throw him.

00:45:19.880 They throw him back.

00:45:24.000 This lady goes over here.

00:45:27.240 She gets a gun.

00:45:33.300 And starts shooting.

00:45:35.680 And there was a pregnant woman in the car.

00:45:39.440 Tempers flared.

00:45:40.480 And you start shooting at a fleeing car for French fries.

00:45:44.520 Curly Fries.

00:45:45.640 Curly Fries.

00:45:46.560 Which are, that's better than standard fries.

00:45:49.640 So I get it.

00:45:50.460 It gets heated.

00:45:51.580 Yeah.

00:45:52.080 But you shoot the gun.

00:45:53.260 You shoot the gun.

00:45:54.620 You lose your temper.

00:45:56.140 Next, similar thing.

00:45:58.780 It says, the headline says, three black men kill each other while arguing over who has more money and the biggest gun.

00:46:04.860 The important stuff.

00:46:05.920 Yeah.

00:46:06.260 Let's see.

00:46:06.700 Westside resident Kiwi Ashmead.

00:46:09.740 The sight of this crime scene on Evans Street Saturday was dramatic.

00:46:13.420 We're supposed to go on a family vacation next week.

00:46:15.540 And now we're not going with my nephew.

00:46:18.360 And so we have to bury up my nephew.

00:46:20.080 She identified her nephew, 20-year-old Jacoby Maddox, as one of the three people Atlanta police detectives say were shot and killed when an argument escalated to gunfire just after 1 p.m.

00:46:31.280 Maddox was a father to a one-year-old boy.

00:46:33.360 He was a tall, gentle giant, very respectable.

00:46:38.160 Unfortunately, you know, the streets got a hold of him.

00:46:42.260 As a longtime resident, this woman, who identified herself as Titi but did not want her face shown, says she's seen just how dangerous the streets can be.

00:46:50.460 She says she was there in the moments leading up to the shooting.

00:46:53.560 Two guys arguing over who got money and who pistol is the biggest.

00:46:58.540 I say it's very concerning about what's going on now.

00:47:03.100 It's getting very outrageous over here now with the senseless killing, senseless shooting.

00:47:08.400 President Monique Burstyn echoed those concerns, telling Fox 5 she lost her own daughter.

00:47:13.260 That's enough.

00:47:14.440 So three people dead arguing over who has the most money and who has the biggest gun.

00:47:20.880 It's like, who has the most money?

00:47:21.860 It's probably not even like, I have 10 million.

00:47:24.700 I have 6 million.

00:47:26.140 Man, I got 3K right now.

00:47:27.780 Yeah, it's like, I have 2,200 bucks in my car.

00:47:31.020 Honestly, this is one of those urban decays where if two people are arguing over who has the bigger gun and then they both shoot each other dead, society really lost nothing.

00:47:40.600 The families lost a little bit.

00:47:42.340 Like, oh, he was a gentle giant until the streets took a hold of him.

00:47:45.700 Like the streets, you're just walking down like Baltimore or you're walking down the streets of ATL.

00:47:49.760 It's like, ah!

00:47:50.420 He just gets sucked in.

00:47:51.480 Like Venom.

00:47:52.360 It's like a Spider-Man in Venom.

00:47:53.820 You're like, ah, the streets took a hold of me.

00:47:55.600 Like, it's like, no, you made one decision, then you made another, then you liked it, then you made another decision.

00:48:00.940 The streets took a hold of me.

00:48:02.200 It's like I made a series of decisions and now I'm dead.

00:48:04.580 You were involved with someone who was equally reckless, who had another weapon.

00:48:08.060 Things escalated.

00:48:09.460 The culture in the streets is to shoot if you're disrespected, even over curly fries.

00:48:13.580 Now, you're dead over who has the bigger gun and the question didn't even matter because both guns are good enough to kill someone.

00:48:22.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:24.300 And then, you know, people always say that white people with guns is the nation's biggest terrorists.

00:48:30.780 You know what that mean?

00:48:31.420 White men with guns are America's biggest terrorists.

00:48:33.840 Well, it's always brown people holding that up.

00:48:36.060 It's never like a statistician holding that up.

00:48:40.660 It's just like emotionally appealing to the BLM types.

00:48:44.240 It sounds right.

00:48:45.060 Yeah, that rings true to me that they never do the research.

00:48:48.100 But unfortunately, here are the crime stats and it is not the case.

00:48:52.340 And as we've covered, a lot of people get mislabeled as white.

00:48:55.640 Like Alberto Jimenez is white.

00:48:58.860 And I don't know.

00:48:59.820 Remember like Ja'Cory last week was labeled white or some name like that.

00:49:03.680 And then a lot of times with all this crime and violence and shooting and deaths and robbing and looting, obviously businesses flee urban areas.

00:49:11.840 And then when businesses flee urban areas, you get food deserts.

00:49:15.680 And then when you get food deserts, you get progressive hipster pussies that come online and say, oh, this is all racism against black people because there's not enough whole foods here.

00:49:26.880 Look at this next clip.

00:49:27.860 If capitalism is the best possible system for distributing resources, then explain why 23.5 million people live in food deserts in the richest country on earth.

00:49:36.320 Wait a sec.

00:49:36.740 What do you mean?

00:49:37.260 What exactly is a food desert?

00:49:38.840 A food desert is an area where nutritious food is not available to a large portion of the population.

00:49:42.940 This usually happens in low-income urban areas where people don't have cars and grocery stores don't operate due to low profits.

00:49:49.020 So residents are forced to get junk from corner stores for most of their nutrition.

00:49:52.500 Oh, well, that's just the laws of supply and demand.

00:49:55.060 If it's not profitable to put a grocery store there and they want nutritious food, then they need to find another way to get it.

00:50:00.420 Just because something isn't profitable doesn't make it any less of a human need.

00:50:03.720 The military isn't profitable, but I doubt you would say we don't need it.

00:50:07.160 And it's not like this is a supply problem.

00:50:08.940 We have the food available.

00:50:10.640 It's just that the profit motive under capitalism is stopping us from distributing it properly.

00:50:15.100 I don't know.

00:50:15.800 Maybe that just means they simply shouldn't live there.

00:50:18.080 But we need them to live there because they have jobs in the city and we need people to work those jobs.

00:50:23.160 But those jobs don't pay enough to allow people to live anywhere else.

00:50:26.520 Well, I just don't see how this is anyone's problem but their own.

00:50:29.280 They should take some personal responsibility and figure it out.

00:50:32.160 But it is everyone's problem when people don't get proper nutrition.

00:50:35.720 Because when they don't, they have far worse health outcomes.

00:50:38.940 This raises all of our insurance premiums and has a litany of other knock-on effects,

00:50:42.940 which lead to food insecurity costing this country at least $190 billion a year.

00:50:47.520 It seems to me like taxpayer-funded subsidies for state-owned grocery stores would be a small price to pay to help solve this problem.

00:50:53.800 The guy on the left was making more sense.

00:50:58.500 So he's saying it's a supply issue.

00:51:02.960 Like we need more stores.

00:51:06.300 Yeah.

00:51:06.840 But in reality, it's a demand issue.

00:51:09.240 The people in these low-income urban communities aren't buying grass-fed ribeyes and free-range eggs or whatever.

00:51:19.040 Not big fans of spinach and fresh fruits and veggies.

00:51:23.080 Yeah.

00:51:23.640 And that's a demand issue.

00:51:25.560 It's the people aren't buying it.

00:51:27.100 So why would the grocery stores produce it?

00:51:29.680 Why would they buy it and supply it if no one's going to buy it?

00:51:32.500 And then there's also so much crime.

00:51:34.060 All these stores are closing down.

00:51:35.320 Target just announced they're closing nine more stores across the country.

00:51:38.040 And, you know, we hear something like this, and it's sad.

00:51:42.440 It's sad that nobody does anything about it.

00:51:44.820 But Target is closing stores in New York, Portland, two in Seattle, San Fran.

00:51:50.560 And it's like, oh, yeah, all the areas where the videos come out and all the areas where they have tent encampments where people steal retail goods to buy drugs and nobody's done anything about it.

00:52:01.740 And then now the politicians who didn't do anything to stop that will complain in a couple months about how it's a food desert when the fact that it's a food desert is an effect, not a cause.

00:52:13.160 You know what I mean?

00:52:13.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:14.940 And if you look at the videos of all the looting, when people loot food, they steal liquor and chips and shit.

00:52:21.400 Yeah.

00:52:21.760 They're not stealing the ribeyes.

00:52:24.000 They're not stealing milk.

00:52:25.020 They're not stealing vegetables.

00:52:26.320 They leave that part of the store alone.

00:52:28.980 Well, here's something, too.

00:52:30.140 A government report showed that sugary soda is the most popular item in the shopping carts of families that receive federal food stamps.

00:52:37.740 So this was a food desert type of – it was a report on food stamps, which kind of goes against the narrative that people are, what, craving anything more than what they can get at the corner store?

00:52:49.840 They do desserts, salty snacks, candy, and other junk food, and, like, virtually no vegetables and stuff like that.

00:52:58.760 Yeah.

00:52:59.180 And then also, if you're a corner store bodega, why can't you sell vegetables?

00:53:03.120 Yeah.

00:53:03.960 Because no one's going to buy them, and they're going to rot on the shelf.

00:53:05.940 So, like, who's at fault here?

00:53:08.900 And I think a lot of times with these types, like that guy who made the video, they think, like – they think black people aren't able to help themselves in, like, bad urban communities, and then they need white people to come fix it.

00:53:20.860 And then, like, any problem that the urban black people face, low-income black people face, is, like, a problem that – because white people haven't solved it yet.

00:53:29.920 So it's like, oh, it's white people's fault because we need to go solve this problem, and us not solving it is only leading to – like, everything comes back to, like, whether white people will fix it or not instead of just people being accountable and, like, hey, if you have kids, you should probably feed them healthy, nutritious food.

00:53:47.280 Yeah.

00:53:48.020 You know?

00:53:48.460 So there's, like, a disconnect there where a community not prioritizing eating and feeding people nutritious food, it's because we haven't built a 10,000-square-foot Whole Foods or – 50,000-square-foot Whole Foods or Amazon store for them.

00:54:04.800 Yeah.

00:54:05.020 And then they'll start buying the grass-finished beef.

00:54:08.360 Yeah.

00:54:08.800 Doubt.

00:54:09.580 Yeah.

00:54:10.800 All right.

00:54:11.420 Moving on.

00:54:12.060 The Philly looting.

00:54:13.320 Philly looting happened a few nights ago.

00:54:15.740 We just have the clips kind of playing in the background.

00:54:18.860 A lot of chaos there.

00:54:20.540 That Meatball woman, her name was Meatball, she got arrested and got charged with six counts.

00:54:25.440 So we'll see if those stick.

00:54:27.140 Yeah.

00:54:27.560 That could be nice.

00:54:28.460 She was out already, but, you know, we'll go through the trial, and at least she'll have something on her record.

00:54:33.600 They're just kind of warming us up for 2024, I think, just making sure their assets are in place.

00:54:38.940 And I think right now the energy is very much anti-white.

00:54:43.360 There's a lot of anti-white sentiment.

00:54:45.140 So whenever there's a police killing or a policeman gets let off, I think it's going to be Derek Chauvin gets let off next year.

00:54:52.900 It's going to be the big one.

00:54:54.880 Everyone's going to go crazy.

00:54:56.120 There's going to be attacks on white people, and everyone's going to feel empowered and justified.

00:55:00.080 Like, oh, it's time.

00:55:01.020 Yeah, we've got to fight back.

00:55:01.940 We've got to go beat up some white people, shoot some white people.

00:55:04.400 I think that's coming for 2024.

00:55:05.800 That's going to be the energy of the election season, I think.

00:55:09.580 Yeah, and Philly was interesting.

00:55:11.160 It's a random Tuesday night.

00:55:12.540 Clearly none of these people have any jobs or any sort of, like, thing that they need to get home to.

00:55:17.260 They just like to steal.

00:55:19.920 The people who engage in stealing after an injustice, you know, we don't need to go, hmm, is this the voice of the unheard?

00:55:27.240 Is this, what does this mean?

00:55:29.720 It's like sometimes the simple answer is just, like, at face value, which is these people wanted to steal stuff.

00:55:36.280 Yeah, they were looking for an excuse.

00:55:38.400 And, you know, they like stealing.

00:55:40.540 We don't like stealing.

00:55:42.700 Society doesn't value stealing.

00:55:44.480 So let's do something to stop this theft.

00:55:48.240 And then what do we do?

00:55:49.560 What happens when the cops come and start getting a little rough?

00:55:53.060 Everybody goes, start filming.

00:55:55.440 Start filming.

00:55:56.260 The cops.

00:55:57.300 Yeah.

00:55:57.660 That was my favorite part.

00:55:58.900 Like, they're stealing actively.

00:56:01.080 The cops come and they go, oh, film.

00:56:02.920 Make sure they can't.

00:56:03.880 And it's like, film the people who just got done stealing?

00:56:08.060 Yeah.

00:56:08.400 Film the cops enforcing the law while the people who are stealing iPhones from the Apple store are the ones that are, you know, victimized and oppressed by the police.

00:56:19.760 Oh, there's the police at it again.

00:56:22.140 They came here for no reason.

00:56:23.940 And then I think I saw there was a Philly, on this strip of stores, there was a Red Wing store, the boot, the work boot company, and it was unlooted.

00:56:37.180 So, like, the meme.

00:56:39.100 No need to steal work boots.

00:56:41.360 Yeah, just the Hennessy.

00:56:43.160 Let's move on to that Fox Street interview.

00:56:46.620 This was interesting.

00:56:47.540 They were asking people on the street in Seattle what they think.

00:56:50.860 Jesse sent Johnny to the progressive hellscape, where residents mocked the idea that the city is spiraling out of control.

00:56:59.600 I've never seen any crime in Seattle.

00:57:01.940 I've never seen any of it.

00:57:03.580 I've seen fun and laughter and laughter and fun.

00:57:05.880 I don't believe that number.

00:57:07.200 People, they're, you know, getting robbed out here, carjacked.

00:57:10.640 I've never heard of anyone getting robbed.

00:57:12.360 Crime is a social issue that could be solved by giving people their basic needs.

00:57:16.900 It's not a thing that happens just on the street.

00:57:18.760 People don't just come up and try to rob people on the street.

00:57:20.940 Do you walk around every day?

00:57:22.060 Like, someone's going to rob me every second?

00:57:24.100 Seattle decriminalized drug use, and then they criminalized it again.

00:57:27.980 Oh, my God.

00:57:28.680 Who are you getting these facts from?

00:57:29.820 You're from New York.

00:57:30.460 Apparently, you're listening to the wrong people.

00:57:31.980 I saw a lot of people shooting up on my way down here.

00:57:34.680 Oh, did you?

00:57:35.280 Okay.

00:57:36.480 And they were bothering you?

00:57:37.740 I was in a car, but, you know, people...

00:57:39.720 Oh, no, you're in a car.

00:57:41.180 Oh, no, they were hurting you so bad.

00:57:43.200 Oh, no.

00:57:44.040 Yeah, they weren't bothering you.

00:57:45.260 They were just shooting up in the park, a place where you can't walk with your family now.

00:57:49.500 Yeah, you can't go there anymore, but they weren't bothering you.

00:57:52.440 They weren't shouting directly at you, so you're a baby.

00:57:56.220 And this woman, I mean, it's a joke.

00:57:59.020 It's, like, a perfect picture of, like, a progressive laughing off, condescending you at your concerns of, like, a safe, hospitable community that's so easy to have.

00:58:10.440 Like, go back six years.

00:58:12.660 It was right there.

00:58:13.640 But this is, everybody defending it, it's a bigger case study in, like, psychology.

00:58:20.660 They don't want to be wrong.

00:58:22.600 They don't want to admit that things are bad because then they're wrong.

00:58:26.680 They've had progressive policies in a progressive city council in Seattle for the last 15 years, and we've seen it just go like this.

00:58:34.200 More tents, more encampments, more robberies, more crime.

00:58:38.140 And it's undeniable.

00:58:40.680 It's not even, like, up for debate.

00:58:42.500 It's just a matter of, well, I can still walk to my Subaru and be fine today.

00:58:47.740 Yeah, it's not so bad.

00:58:48.980 The policies work.

00:58:49.960 You just have to really squint when you look at it.

00:58:52.920 But you don't, yeah.

00:58:53.880 Really?

00:58:54.540 But they don't want to be wrong, so they get defensive.

00:58:57.260 It's like a little kid, you know?

00:58:58.760 You know, it's like someone who, it's basic human psychology, right?

00:59:03.460 Like, I'm not going to admit this right now to the Fox News guy.

00:59:06.700 And it's like, we can fly a drone over these encampments and watch someone steal from the grocery store, and this is the town that had two targets closed.

00:59:16.220 And if you guys remember, we showed you on the show last, a few weeks back, that one Target that had every row of things locked up, that was one of the ones in Seattle that closed.

00:59:29.200 So, we're now-

00:59:30.580 Oh, it'd take you a little extra time to get your deodorant?

00:59:32.740 Oh, yeah.

00:59:34.060 It's no big deal.

00:59:35.180 Oh, now it's closed?

00:59:36.200 Whatever.

00:59:36.560 I didn't like Target anyway.

00:59:37.460 Oh, you must be in a rush.

00:59:38.680 You're a rushy guy?

00:59:40.240 Yeah.

00:59:40.600 You need to go everywhere fast?

00:59:41.700 It's all about you, and it's not about, like, the Target and, like, dude, oh, you liked your house, huh?

00:59:46.300 Well, it's burnt down now.

00:59:47.520 Well, not everyone has a house.

00:59:48.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:59:49.540 Like, I just want to live a normal life, please.

00:59:52.140 Yeah.

00:59:52.880 But so, it's a mix of human psychology.

00:59:55.200 And then also, if you see an entire row of shit getting locked up at your Target, you might as well steal from that Target, too, because they're going to close in the next six weeks.

01:00:03.080 So, that's just a life hack.

01:00:04.480 Ooh, life hack.

01:00:05.600 Once they show signs of permanent closing, all that stuff's probably written off as a loss to corporate.

01:00:12.700 Obviously, satire as well.

01:00:15.000 Yeah.

01:00:15.260 All right, moving on.

01:00:17.740 We have that tech CEO that got murdered.

01:00:20.380 And then they'll condescend you.

01:00:22.720 They'll condescend the Fox News guy, but they won't condescend the food desert people.

01:00:27.500 They'll be like, oh, no, you need food.

01:00:29.520 Oh, you had to walk a little far to get your food?

01:00:32.680 That's their people.

01:00:33.720 So, they can't talk to them disrespectfully.

01:00:35.520 But if Fox News comes and says, hey, is there a problem here?

01:00:38.380 That's a good point.

01:00:39.340 Yeah.

01:00:39.760 Oh, it's a little hard to get your groceries?

01:00:41.320 Well, at least you have groceries.

01:00:42.780 Yeah.

01:00:43.140 You should be thankful.

01:00:44.620 Oh, you had to walk?

01:00:45.780 You got a little extra exercise.

01:00:47.080 Boo-hoo.

01:00:47.880 Yeah.

01:00:48.100 Stop complaining about your food desert.

01:00:50.300 All right.

01:00:50.540 So, the tech CEO got murdered.

01:00:52.540 Yeah.

01:00:52.780 Notorious monster named a suspect who beat tech CEO, Pava Marie LePere, to death in her Baltimore

01:00:59.500 home Monday, Jason Billingsley, had been sentenced to 30 years in 2011.

01:01:05.560 So, can you do some quick math?

01:01:06.940 Last night, we did 30 plus 2011.

01:01:11.080 It's like, you can't.

01:01:12.320 It's like.

01:01:12.760 20, 41 and 20, 41, but he got out.

01:01:18.080 So, he got out.

01:01:19.400 He got out in 11 years instead of 30.

01:01:21.560 And then murdered a productive member of society, correct?

01:01:24.940 Within a year of getting out, basically.

01:01:26.920 And so, this guy was, I think he's like 6'4", 300 or something.

01:01:31.580 Big guy.

01:01:32.020 Big guy.

01:01:32.760 Big, strong guy.

01:01:34.000 And parole, you know, how they're letting everybody out.

01:01:37.060 Soros DAs.

01:01:38.660 They need to take into consideration physical capabilities, I think.

01:01:43.720 But so.

01:01:44.280 There was more, too.

01:01:45.080 There was more crimes.

01:01:46.060 This was another.

01:01:47.920 Baltimore authorities now admit released felon Jason Billingsley committed a home invasion,

01:01:53.460 force rape, and arson days prior to murdering the tech CEO in Baltimore.

01:01:58.340 So, he was on a little spree.

01:01:59.720 Parole.

01:02:00.640 Oh, maybe.

01:02:01.440 I think he's fixed.

01:02:02.260 He'll probably fit back in with society.

01:02:04.220 He won't kill and rape and arson anybody or anything.

01:02:06.960 They have, like, this thing where they, like, give good virtue and morals applied to, like,

01:02:14.880 a criminal.

01:02:15.600 Like, a violent criminal.

01:02:16.600 They go, well, a person could be, you know, could have made a mistake.

01:02:20.780 Or a person might have learned in jail after 10 years and be ready to go back to society.

01:02:26.300 No.

01:02:26.940 Wrong.

01:02:27.140 He's a violent criminal rapist murderer.

01:02:29.800 And he got out after serving less than half of his sentence.

01:02:33.200 So, it's frustrating and infuriating when something that's so easily preventable, it's not like it was an unsolved case.

01:02:42.500 We had him in jail.

01:02:44.300 He was locked up.

01:02:45.660 And he could have been locked up until he was, like, 55 and had no testosterone left and was kind of on his way down and could probably only beat his girlfriend.

01:02:54.120 Yeah.

01:02:54.400 You know?

01:02:54.980 But instead, you let him out at the peak of, like, oh, I'm a 35-year-old man full of testosterone ready to rape and murder.

01:03:01.340 These white folks locked me up.

01:03:03.000 Yeah.

01:03:03.600 And then there was another guy who was caught with a bunch of fentanyl.

01:03:06.780 This was in a New York man arrested with $1.6 million in fentanyl, fails to show for court after being granted non-cash bail.

01:03:15.640 So, he had $2 million worth of fentanyl.

01:03:18.600 Which is probably enough to kill, like, millions of people.

01:03:21.720 Yeah.

01:03:22.040 And he was handed a non-monetary bond by a district judge and released after his arrest.

01:03:26.600 This past Tuesday was his second court date that he missed.

01:03:29.980 450,000 doses of fentanyl.

01:03:33.380 Yeah.

01:03:33.780 Street value of $1.6 billion.

01:03:36.360 Oh, whoa.

01:03:37.140 Did I say million?

01:03:37.860 What?

01:03:38.640 I think they may have got that wrong.

01:03:40.060 Zero Hedge says $1.6 million and then $1.6 billion.

01:03:43.580 It's got to be a million because that guy's not a billionaire.

01:03:45.780 Yeah.

01:03:46.040 He's not a billionaire.

01:03:46.880 He better not be.

01:03:47.960 He better not be.

01:03:50.040 So, yeah, they let him go.

01:03:51.240 They said, oh, here's your court date.

01:03:52.460 And he goes, yeah.

01:03:53.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:54.260 Toodles.

01:03:54.780 Toodles.

01:03:55.160 Okay.

01:03:55.840 Fucking peace.

01:03:56.760 Four o'clock?

01:03:57.580 Okay.

01:03:57.980 Four o'clock.

01:03:58.800 Do I have to wear anything?

01:04:00.960 Suit.

01:04:01.680 I'll wear a suit.

01:04:02.240 I'll wear a suit.

01:04:03.020 I'll show up.

01:04:03.680 You'll give me a lawyer.

01:04:04.520 He'll be there.

01:04:05.020 Four o'clock.

01:04:05.920 Okay.

01:04:06.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:06.980 I think.

01:04:07.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:07.840 I'll be there.

01:04:08.700 I'll be there for sure, Judge.

01:04:09.820 Thank you for the no bail.

01:04:11.500 Thank you for the no cash.

01:04:12.720 All right.

01:04:13.180 Last clip of Urban Decay is the piano man.

01:04:15.960 This guy is a piano player.

01:04:19.380 And he was playing at night for drunk people.

01:04:21.940 And look what happens.

01:04:22.800 This is one of the worst things somebody's probably ever done to me while street performing.

01:04:26.480 So this kind of stuff happens here and there.

01:04:39.880 So I usually just keep playing through it.

01:04:41.520 But after what's about to happen, I had to stop.

01:04:43.780 You see him going?

01:04:44.360 This is also the last song of the night.

01:04:46.140 And side note, I do this to see people happy.

01:04:48.460 So please don't harass the person in this video.

01:04:50.400 You got to turn it down, right?

01:04:54.540 Nah, we can play that.

01:05:00.240 He's playing Piano Man with the harmonica and piano.

01:05:05.880 That's Americana.

01:05:08.260 Here she comes.

01:05:09.420 She don't like that.

01:05:11.420 She don't like Billy Joel.

01:05:12.760 Friends are laughing.

01:05:23.500 And then she comes and then just takes the money out of his bucket.

01:05:33.500 That's it.

01:05:34.420 So we get the point.

01:05:35.580 He's playing Billy Joel with the harmonica and the piano.

01:05:38.720 It's one of the last things we have left.

01:05:40.440 And some people, all they know how to do is destroy.

01:05:43.260 And then that lady comes over.

01:05:45.200 And we actually contacted that guy.

01:05:46.940 And we're going to have him on the show.

01:05:48.620 But then he was posting on his story like, don't make this about race.

01:05:52.920 He's doing something.

01:05:53.720 He's being a fussy.

01:05:55.100 It was like, buddy, you're still going to vote for this shit.

01:05:57.620 You're going to, you know, I was going to have him on and kind of ask, like, shitty questions.

01:06:00.980 Like, oh, you're going to vote Republican now, right?

01:06:03.000 You want her to get charged?

01:06:04.220 Like, do you want to press charges?

01:06:06.160 And he would have been like, no, it's fun.

01:06:08.280 So we can't, you know, we can't even hang out with people like that.

01:06:12.340 Yeah.

01:06:13.480 Okay.

01:06:14.260 Uplifting gold.

01:06:15.100 Don't get too down.

01:06:15.800 Don't get too depressed.

01:06:16.660 We have uplifting gold.

01:06:18.220 The pickpocket lady.

01:06:19.640 I found this lady on TikTok or Instagram reels.

01:06:22.680 And she goes around, I think, in Italy.

01:06:24.440 And she catches pickpockets.

01:06:26.940 This is, like, the most viral, popular thing ever.

01:06:30.000 Like, that you're, like, way late to this.

01:06:33.260 But we'll show it anyway.

01:06:35.100 I've never seen it.

01:06:36.080 Attenzione, borseggiatrici.

01:06:40.060 Attenzione, pickpocket.

01:06:41.580 It's fucking.

01:06:43.760 Attenzione, borseggiatrici, pickpocket.

01:06:47.140 That's good.

01:06:47.720 That's uplifting, baby.

01:06:48.740 She's, like, an old Italian woman.

01:06:50.360 She's, like, extremely famous.

01:06:52.300 She catches the gypsies.

01:06:53.520 Yeah, exactly.

01:06:54.620 All right, let's go to the ladder pull.

01:06:56.160 Okay, so I saw this and kind of blew my mind.

01:06:59.080 They're raising an AC unit up with a drill and a pulley system.

01:07:04.080 A drill, a handheld cordless drill.

01:07:07.680 Those things must not be that heavy.

01:07:11.400 You know about physics?

01:07:12.800 You know about pulleys?

01:07:14.440 No.

01:07:15.260 You can move a ship with pulleys.

01:07:17.480 A ship?

01:07:18.420 Yeah, some famous Greek, you know?

01:07:20.680 That's what he did.

01:07:22.360 He showed the king the pulleys.

01:07:23.700 I don't know who.

01:07:25.080 And he said, look at what I can move with these pulleys.

01:07:27.560 But, yeah, I mean, if this guy falls forward, he's fucked.

01:07:29.660 He's dead.

01:07:32.400 I mean, that's a drill.

01:07:34.880 Pick that up.

01:07:36.960 You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

01:07:38.760 It's pulleys, dude.

01:07:39.800 You know about pulleys, right?

01:07:41.120 But you still have to spin the rope in that little thing and, like, how much power that is.

01:07:47.220 I didn't think a drill had that in it.

01:07:49.460 Yeah.

01:07:49.980 You know, the guy who invented pulleys, I could look it up.

01:07:52.100 No, don't.

01:07:52.600 He did a whole thing.

01:07:53.680 He impressed the king.

01:07:54.960 He impressed him.

01:07:56.140 All right.

01:07:56.720 I get it.

01:07:57.580 Let's move on.

01:07:58.420 Extra point kicked into the car.

01:08:00.640 Something more important.

01:08:02.280 It's a football game.

01:08:03.660 They kick a field goal.

01:08:07.300 And it lands in a car.

01:08:15.720 That's great, right?

01:08:17.700 Isn't that good?

01:08:18.840 Not really.

01:08:19.740 We'll send that kid a base mug.

01:08:21.040 Okay.

01:08:22.600 All right.

01:08:23.440 There's no flag when they're singing the national anthem, so the kid with the shirt made something happen.

01:08:35.820 Isn't that funny?

01:08:38.080 Yeah.

01:08:39.100 You're not uplifted.

01:08:40.480 No.

01:08:41.080 I think the pickpocket.

01:08:42.580 You pissed me off with the pickpocket.

01:08:44.420 All right.

01:08:44.780 Last clip of uplifting gold.

01:08:46.340 This pasta situation.

01:08:48.520 This is truly uplifting.

01:08:49.620 Is this too much to ask for?

01:08:51.900 Look at that.

01:08:52.980 And they just add all the cheese.

01:08:54.640 Chinese donut boy likes that.

01:08:56.320 Oh, I like that too.

01:08:57.640 Look at that.

01:08:58.460 And look at the whole thing.

01:08:59.620 And you can just go the whole day like that.

01:09:03.020 A little too much oil.

01:09:04.300 That's all right.

01:09:05.560 Look at that size.

01:09:06.860 A penne vodka that size.

01:09:08.340 Those rigatonis.

01:09:09.720 I like dusted on Parmesan.

01:09:11.680 You know, rigatoni has numbers.

01:09:13.060 Like, rigatoni 87, rigatoni whatever.

01:09:14.980 I actually don't know that.

01:09:15.920 That's like rigatoni 210.

01:09:17.380 Yeah.

01:09:17.660 Those things are like real.

01:09:18.840 Those are pillows.

01:09:19.620 That's some handmade shit.

01:09:20.760 Oh, yeah.

01:09:21.600 That's uplifting.

01:09:22.540 Yeah.

01:09:22.860 That pasta dish.

01:09:24.160 That whole bowl of it.

01:09:25.640 Creamy, creamy shit.

01:09:27.000 Yeah.

01:09:27.700 That's as good as it gets.

01:09:28.560 It's called as good as it gets.

01:09:29.740 All right.

01:09:30.020 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:09:30.900 We have a small business shout-out like we do every Friday.

01:09:34.700 Who is that?

01:09:36.700 Oh, I'm supposed to have this?

01:09:37.920 Yeah.

01:09:38.240 You have that info.

01:09:39.740 I thought you're ready.

01:09:40.780 We do small business shout-outs every Friday.

01:09:43.640 This week's small business shout-out is...

01:09:46.380 Santa Monica Drain Co.

01:09:48.400 They are longtime Fleckus watchers and have been listening to the podcast since it was audio only.

01:09:53.100 Proud members of Fleckustalk.com.

01:09:55.840 Wow.

01:09:56.360 And they're an America first small business in California.

01:10:00.480 California.

01:10:01.020 They need...

01:10:02.620 They said we can plumb a pool and set up a cabana next to it for you to enjoy your ceviche.

01:10:08.200 So, they're a small business who goes up against a bunch of larger plumbing companies, I think.

01:10:13.500 And so, they need some Google reviews.

01:10:16.060 We got to juice their Google reviews.

01:10:17.940 Tell them that they built your cabana.

01:10:20.700 Tell them, you know, give them five stars and say that they fixed your pool, did all your stuff.

01:10:26.240 Fixed your pool just in time for your, you know, tennis match.

01:10:30.320 Post Tennis Ceviche.

01:10:32.840 You had a cabana and they fixed the pool, making it a great place to hang out.

01:10:36.400 Let's leave them a bunch of Google reviews.

01:10:38.240 Let's follow them on Instagram as well.

01:10:40.060 That's linked in the description.

01:10:41.160 And then if you're in California, there are enough right-wing people in California that if you need a drain company to come help you with something, like a plumbing, that's who you'd hit up.

01:10:51.900 Give your business to them.

01:10:52.960 Instead of just Googling it or going on Yelp, there's people in LA area that need plumbing and draining, Santa Monica Drain Co.

01:11:01.440 Go to them.

01:11:02.060 And if that's not you and you can't give them direct business, leave them a Google review.

01:11:05.860 Tell them Fleck has sent you.

01:11:07.020 Actually, don't say Fleck has sent you.

01:11:08.140 Don't say Fleck has.

01:11:09.060 We don't want to get anyone in trouble, but let's help this company out.

01:11:11.840 It'll boost them on the Google search SEO.

01:11:13.920 That's the end of the episode.

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01:11:28.620 Anything you want to add before we go?

01:11:31.920 Have your pets spayed or neutered.

01:11:35.220 Didn't expect that, did you?

01:11:36.940 You keep turning to me and asking me.

01:11:38.700 I'm going to come up with something stupid one of these days.

01:11:41.120 So that's your own fault, buddy.

01:11:42.460 I guess that day is today.

01:11:43.340 I was ready for the episode to fade out.

01:11:45.880 All right.

01:11:46.420 Thank you guys for watching.

01:11:47.480 We'll see you at bonus land and on Tuesday.

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