Fleccas Talks Podcast - STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY

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00:00:30.000 All right, welcome back to Flocka Socks, the podcast episode 85.

00:00:34.940 Today on the show, state-enforced homosexuality is finally here

00:00:39.180 as everyone is being forced to watch the LGBT pride paraders have sex in the streets.

00:00:44.520 Then, school's out for summer and so are the guns in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:49.300 A guy wins a women's poker tournament,

00:00:51.840 and we're going to go through our theories as to how and why he did.

00:00:55.760 And last but not least, RRB and I went to Ruth's Chris,

00:00:59.720 and let's just say we're going to need to talk to Ruth.

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00:02:27.100 Thank you, My Patriot Supply, for supporting the show so many times.

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00:02:30.280 Good for them.

00:02:31.040 Good for us.

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00:02:32.580 And it's always good to have an emergency food kit because you know the world is going

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00:02:38.040 Yeah.

00:02:38.380 Power grid.

00:02:39.500 You're still on the power grid, aren't you?

00:02:41.800 All right.

00:02:42.380 Let's get into some good action.

00:02:43.380 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:02:44.760 We have four pages of housekeeping today.

00:02:46.740 Crazy.

00:02:47.320 And honestly, it's probably one of my favorite housekeepingings I've ever written.

00:02:50.400 Wow.

00:02:50.980 So, all right.

00:02:51.680 First things first, as always, we're going to cover what is causing heart attacks and

00:02:55.580 blood clots this week.

00:02:57.380 The first thing says Monday.

00:02:59.360 Mondays?

00:03:00.020 Yeah.

00:03:00.380 A new study finds people are more likely to have serious heart attacks on Mondays.

00:03:04.740 Oh, okay.

00:03:05.640 Someone's got a case of the Mondays.

00:03:09.680 Explodes.

00:03:10.840 I mean, that one, I feel like, I don't know.

00:03:12.820 I feel like we might even be repeating.

00:03:14.700 Have we mentioned that before?

00:03:15.960 Or, I mean...

00:03:16.700 I don't keep track.

00:03:17.760 Okay.

00:03:17.940 Yeah.

00:03:19.040 So, Mondays, the day of the week.

00:03:20.980 Good thing today is Friday.

00:03:22.260 Yeah.

00:03:22.760 Wow.

00:03:23.060 Because everyone's safe.

00:03:24.300 And then also, we found this old study that was an old, like, expose, I guess, that Harvard

00:03:30.700 was caught taking bribes to...

00:03:33.840 It says here, Harvard scientists caught taking bribes to publish false research about causes

00:03:38.120 of heart attack.

00:03:38.860 Yeah, and that was, like, back in the day, Big Sugar, the candy companies and all that

00:03:44.660 or whatever, they wanted to blame it on meat, red meat.

00:03:48.160 Yeah.

00:03:48.440 So, point the finger, Harvard guys got their palms greased and said, all right, we're cool

00:03:52.580 with that.

00:03:52.940 It's good to know that Harvard is willing to take bribes to make up causes for heart attacks.

00:03:58.080 Same Harvard that accepted David Hogg with 1270 SATs.

00:04:01.460 Same Harvard that lets Lori Lightfoot teach there.

00:04:04.060 Yep, immediately.

00:04:05.480 Makes sense to me.

00:04:06.440 Yeah, and, you know, history changes, but people say the same.

00:04:09.880 You know, people can be bought, and if you give them a nice, fat research grant that

00:04:14.300 they can hire three research assistants with and live life nicely, they might be willing

00:04:19.220 to stretch something.

00:04:21.080 Yeah, here's four million bucks.

00:04:22.800 All right, what do you want it to say?

00:04:24.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:25.820 All right.

00:04:26.100 You fill it out, I'll sign it.

00:04:27.520 Exactly.

00:04:28.200 Moving on, unrelated to heart attacks and blood clots, but kind of related, AI could kill all

00:04:33.940 humans within two years?

00:04:35.200 Yeah, this, uh, the, the prime minister of the UK said this, uh, he said, he warned that

00:04:41.900 artificial intelligence system will be power enough to kill many humans within the next

00:04:45.480 two years.

00:04:46.680 Wow.

00:04:47.560 So you think Ron DeSantis can handle that?

00:04:50.320 Or I'm sorry, Ron DeSantis.

00:04:52.480 It's, he doesn't like when you pronounce it wrong.

00:04:54.540 It's Ron DeSantis.

00:04:55.880 Yeah, I've heard that.

00:04:57.060 Yeah.

00:04:57.200 He doesn't like when you mispronounce it.

00:04:58.520 You know what name is easy to pronounce?

00:05:00.780 Trump.

00:05:01.140 That's why I'm voting.

00:05:04.800 Yeah.

00:05:05.420 Um, Ron DeSantis, we have a little bit of a Ron DeSantis update.

00:05:08.960 Um, he gave an interview the other day where he was saying how Kim Jong-un is, he's murderous

00:05:14.920 dictator.

00:05:15.840 Yeah.

00:05:16.380 Kim Jong-un is a murderous dictator.

00:05:18.140 Oh, oh wow.

00:05:19.300 Ron.

00:05:20.080 What a base take, Ron.

00:05:21.920 Groundbreaking.

00:05:22.320 Oh, that's groundbreaking stuff.

00:05:23.920 You know what's an actual base take that takes a little bit of risk and a little bit

00:05:27.660 of, you know, truth behind it?

00:05:29.400 What?

00:05:30.380 I don't, I don't mind Kim Jong-un.

00:05:33.220 Yeah.

00:05:34.040 Yeah.

00:05:34.340 You're teetering.

00:05:35.380 You're teetering.

00:05:35.980 He kind of grew on me towards the end.

00:05:37.660 He grew on me.

00:05:38.780 As a guy.

00:05:39.440 Yeah.

00:05:39.760 As a guy.

00:05:40.620 He's funny.

00:05:41.120 He likes Trump.

00:05:41.880 He writes letters to Trump.

00:05:43.420 Yeah.

00:05:44.060 He jails like children though, you know, so I'm going to balance you out here.

00:05:48.580 I'm going to balance you out a little bit.

00:05:49.780 Kim Jong-un, not that bad.

00:05:51.580 It grew on me towards the end.

00:05:53.340 Oh, I'm Ron.

00:05:53.920 I'm Ron DeSantis.

00:05:55.040 I think John McCain's a war hero.

00:05:56.760 I like the Bushes.

00:05:57.760 It's like, that's worse than saying Kim Jong-un is not that bad in my mind.

00:06:01.300 True.

00:06:01.720 True.

00:06:02.020 Yeah.

00:06:02.320 And then also with Ron DeSantis, he's always doing this.

00:06:06.080 Yeah.

00:06:06.820 Yeah.

00:06:07.300 But I was going to say the Kim Jong-un thing, this is like, what good does it help you to

00:06:10.960 condemn someone you're eventually going to have to like deal with?

00:06:14.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:06:15.000 And that's, that's like a Democrat thing.

00:06:16.780 Like I condemn Putin, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:18.800 It's like, you're going to have to talk to him about something.

00:06:20.800 You know, it gives him points.

00:06:22.240 If you get elected.

00:06:23.080 Oh, wow.

00:06:23.520 You condemn Putin.

00:06:24.600 It's like, oh, he's murderous.

00:06:25.680 Everyone kills people.

00:06:26.860 Have you ever heard of our government?

00:06:28.160 Yeah.

00:06:28.360 You ever seen Obama's stats?

00:06:30.460 So it's like, oh, everyone's a murderous dictator.

00:06:32.600 Yeah.

00:06:32.860 And they think they have the high ground.

00:06:34.480 I won't do Kim Jong-un, murderous dictator.

00:06:36.900 And Ron DeSantis, oh, he's going like this.

00:06:39.600 Oh, oh, I'm Ron DeSantis.

00:06:41.500 He's trying, he always like furls his eyebrow.

00:06:43.540 Like he's trying to convince us he's got that dog in him.

00:06:46.100 He's really thinking.

00:06:47.360 Yeah.

00:06:47.520 Like, oh, look at me.

00:06:48.420 I'm a guy who, who has it.

00:06:50.280 I got it.

00:06:50.880 Yeah.

00:06:51.180 I got it.

00:06:51.600 You can trust me to be the president.

00:06:52.800 Look at my, look at my face.

00:06:53.940 I have a very busy face.

00:06:55.640 Yeah.

00:06:55.920 And it's like, yeah, I see right through that, Ron.

00:06:58.200 You don't have the dog in you.

00:06:59.760 I wish you did.

00:07:00.800 You could have marinated a little longer until 2028, but you had to do it now.

00:07:04.900 Yep.

00:07:05.160 So you get featured on the podcast.

00:07:06.500 Yep.

00:07:06.860 You know who just announced for president and actually looks decent?

00:07:11.240 Pence, Chris Christie.

00:07:12.520 Mike Pence.

00:07:13.280 Yeah.

00:07:14.000 He looks decent.

00:07:15.200 I mean, think about it.

00:07:17.140 He was with Trump, but he's more like, you know, measured and sensible.

00:07:21.020 He wore that cool, uh, leather vest biking outfit.

00:07:24.240 So he's kind of like a cool guy.

00:07:25.640 Very relatable.

00:07:27.040 Um, you kind of might be the contender that no one sees coming.

00:07:30.480 Yeah.

00:07:30.980 Pence is the dark horse condemning January six people and saying, uh, Trump wanted him to

00:07:35.920 overturn the constitution.

00:07:37.240 Yeah.

00:07:37.660 And he's like a nice man.

00:07:39.040 He has that great Karen wife.

00:07:40.940 Um, you know, if he, him and Nikki Haley team up, we're in trouble.

00:07:47.040 I wouldn't see a Don have fun.

00:07:49.780 I would endorse that ticket for $500,000 after tax.

00:07:53.100 What did Nikki Haley do?

00:07:53.860 She raised her hand that one time.

00:07:55.320 Oh yeah.

00:07:55.880 She raised her hand.

00:07:56.880 Nikki Haley, Nikki with two K's president.

00:07:59.160 So you'd endorse them for what?

00:08:00.520 500 K half a mil Brink's truck pulls up.

00:08:02.600 Yeah.

00:08:03.260 Brink's truck pulls up beep beep right over here.

00:08:06.480 And then you can dump it on me.

00:08:07.980 And then it's 500 K after taxes.

00:08:11.100 So it's like he's for sale.

00:08:13.500 150 K or whatever after taxes, 500 K let's get it done.

00:08:18.260 Mike.

00:08:18.820 Yep.

00:08:19.200 It's time for Mike Pence.

00:08:20.620 Yeah.

00:08:20.920 Um, all seriousness, Ron DeSantis, there was a recent, I think ad that their team put out

00:08:26.680 that didn't make much sense to me.

00:08:28.860 Let's check it out right here.

00:08:30.040 Yeah, this was, it was a little off brand I thought.

00:08:32.540 Yeah.

00:08:33.260 Ron DeSantis, whoever's in charge of your PR, I mean, you got to fire this guy.

00:08:37.160 And I've partnered with Gas Station TV to celebrate my presidential campaign.

00:08:41.640 For a limited time when you order a meatball sub inside, you'll also receive a free.

00:08:46.080 I'm voting for Ron DeSantis and I eat at the Gas Station t-shirt.

00:08:49.960 So if you're a true American patriot who likes to chow down on road meat, please buy my meatballs,

00:08:55.220 wear my shirt and help me defeat the woke mind virus.

00:08:58.200 I mean, a lot of people eat at the gas station, so I get that, but I don't think you should

00:09:05.620 be like, like embracing it or like excited about it.

00:09:09.600 Oh, I'm Ron DeSantis.

00:09:10.440 I, you know, I voted for Ron and I eat at the gas station.

00:09:13.000 It's like, you shouldn't lead with that.

00:09:16.120 I really want that t-shirt.

00:09:18.000 So that's just me.

00:09:19.940 Me too.

00:09:20.460 But the only problem is I can't wear a t-shirt that says I'm voting for Ron DeSantis, even

00:09:24.240 if it's a bit, even if it's layered in irony, even if it's got a cloak of irony over it.

00:09:29.900 I just can't have those words on me.

00:09:32.160 But for 500 K Pence, baby, Pence and Nikki Haley, I can wear a free big Don all day.

00:09:36.820 True.

00:09:38.040 But yeah, I can't wear a shirt that says I voted for.

00:09:40.500 I'm voting for Ron DeSantis.

00:09:41.880 I eat at the gas station, even though I do eat at the gas station.

00:09:44.940 And even if the gas station is not bad, that's the future.

00:09:47.720 Yeah.

00:09:48.100 You've been saying that for a while.

00:09:49.400 Yeah.

00:09:49.680 Like people, they're making people poor and inflation.

00:09:51.760 They want you to eat at 7-Eleven.

00:09:53.180 Get the hot dog and the big gulp.

00:09:54.980 Yep.

00:09:55.260 That's the future for food is you go eat shit food from a shit place that shouldn't be

00:09:59.920 serving food.

00:10:00.600 Yeah.

00:10:00.980 Eat the slop.

00:10:01.840 Yeah.

00:10:02.220 Okay.

00:10:02.480 Moving on, guys, we need you as always to tickle this post.

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00:10:19.660 What is it?

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00:10:31.780 All right.

00:10:32.120 No doppelgangers this week for me.

00:10:33.680 Same for you.

00:10:34.360 We don't do them anymore, but.

00:10:35.600 No, I got a little slate.

00:10:37.160 I got a slate.

00:10:37.760 First, we got you.

00:10:39.040 You got a professional headshot for work for LinkedIn, I think.

00:10:43.240 There's you.

00:10:44.080 That does look like my hair.

00:10:46.720 That neck area, that's like a goiter.

00:10:49.140 Next.

00:10:49.680 Yeah, that's a goiter.

00:10:50.720 Next, we have Tubi.

00:10:52.520 The Tubi.

00:10:53.240 Apparently, Tubi is like a channel or like a digital channel thing.

00:10:58.100 And they do very low budget films.

00:11:00.300 So you got cast as Jesus.

00:11:02.860 Fat Jesus.

00:11:03.640 Yeah, Fat Jesus.

00:11:04.660 Fat Jesus.

00:11:05.520 In the Tubi original.

00:11:07.060 So that was good for you.

00:11:08.580 Then you came to Comic-Con or something.

00:11:10.720 If you see the movie Big Mouth or the TV show Big Mouth, there's an episode in there

00:11:14.500 that I'm surprised if they didn't get that right out of my memory.

00:11:18.220 So yeah, you're predicting shows.

00:11:19.820 You're a Comic-Con guy.

00:11:20.680 You show up in the outfit.

00:11:21.700 Good for you.

00:11:23.220 These are all you.

00:11:24.580 This is like a great batch.

00:11:25.680 Well, that guy has a mask on, so we don't know what he even looks like.

00:11:28.140 Oh, yeah.

00:11:28.680 I can fill in the blank.

00:11:29.680 AI, generative Phil shows me he's you.

00:11:32.180 And then here's your last one.

00:11:33.420 You got a good one after all the fat guys.

00:11:35.880 Oh, there's me.

00:11:37.640 There's me.

00:11:38.740 Knocking that giant guy out.

00:11:40.320 There's me.

00:11:41.040 Yeah.

00:11:41.480 The first three, also you, but we don't do doppelgangers anymore, so don't worry about it.

00:11:46.380 Thanks.

00:11:47.820 I can't believe I don't have any for you this week.

00:11:50.560 The one week I don't.

00:11:51.520 I thought we were going to really skip it over.

00:11:53.260 Nope.

00:11:54.120 And now I hope you didn't ruin the podcast.

00:11:56.520 25 people plus sent me that Fat Jesus one.

00:11:59.780 So the fans really wanted that in there.

00:12:02.820 Hope it doesn't ruin the podcast.

00:12:04.720 Yeah.

00:12:05.200 Yeah.

00:12:05.480 Hope it doesn't.

00:12:05.900 We've got an hour and 20 minutes left.

00:12:07.820 I'd hate to see you let it get in the way.

00:12:09.800 It seems like a you problem.

00:12:11.040 I'm ready to go.

00:12:12.080 All right.

00:12:12.340 Let's clear it out.

00:12:13.640 We need to move on.

00:12:15.340 We have two more pages of housekeeping, two and a half pages.

00:12:17.740 Okay.

00:12:18.000 Really quick.

00:12:18.840 We didn't mention this in the Ron DeSantis part.

00:12:20.540 That right there.

00:12:21.520 What?

00:12:21.940 The collage.

00:12:23.160 These are ABC's presidential election campaign producers and reporters.

00:12:29.260 So obviously we're coming into the election 2024.

00:12:32.400 We're going to kind of need to know these people or at least be familiar with them.

00:12:35.900 So I'll read one.

00:12:38.280 We'll go top left to right.

00:12:39.480 Yep.

00:12:39.580 I'll read one.

00:12:40.140 Then you read one.

00:12:40.780 And then I'll read one.

00:12:41.580 Then you read one.

00:12:43.180 Gabriella Abdul-Hakim.

00:12:45.080 All right.

00:12:45.420 Hannah DeMissi.

00:12:46.960 All right.

00:12:47.720 Julie Turner.

00:12:49.800 Nick.

00:12:50.080 One, 1,000.

00:12:52.560 Two, 1,000.

00:12:53.820 Kerr.

00:12:57.420 I tried to set you up.

00:12:58.960 Yeah.

00:12:59.160 Thank you.

00:13:01.560 Yeah.

00:13:01.960 Nice name.

00:13:02.540 Is that Steve Kerr's son or is this a different?

00:13:05.460 Because Steve Kerr's son is also named Nick.

00:13:07.500 Yeah.

00:13:07.880 That might be him.

00:13:09.360 And it's the end of the white man.

00:13:10.760 We got two white men here.

00:13:12.040 It's mostly women and some minorities.

00:13:14.420 So see you later, white guys.

00:13:15.980 What was that guy's name top right?

00:13:17.860 I said it once.

00:13:18.920 I said it once.

00:13:19.680 Don't worry about it.

00:13:21.340 I think everyone got it.

00:13:23.260 What?

00:13:23.560 You think everyone got it?

00:13:24.720 Like what happened?

00:13:25.840 Yeah.

00:13:26.180 I think so.

00:13:27.260 And here's the close up.

00:13:28.460 Here's the close up.

00:13:29.320 One more time.

00:13:30.260 No, I'm not going to say it one more time.

00:13:31.940 To make sure everyone gets it.

00:13:32.660 Here it is.

00:13:33.160 Put the close up image up there.

00:13:34.520 You guys can read it.

00:13:35.640 Oh, man.

00:13:36.780 That is funny.

00:13:38.300 Okay.

00:13:39.300 Pride month is here.

00:13:40.380 Happy pride month.

00:13:41.440 Thank you.

00:13:41.880 Pride month started off with Elliot Page.

00:13:45.540 Or what's his name?

00:13:46.040 Ellian?

00:13:46.740 Ellen.

00:13:47.460 Ellen.

00:13:47.900 And then he changed it to, or she changed it to Elliot.

00:13:50.400 Got the tits off.

00:13:51.320 Got the six pack implants.

00:13:53.160 The abs implanted.

00:13:54.220 Yeah.

00:13:54.420 All right.

00:13:54.640 So Elliot Page got Jussie Smollett on the day her book came out.

00:13:58.500 And then they said someone tried to attack them and said, I'm going to gay bash you.

00:14:05.760 Yeah.

00:14:05.940 The quote, the exact quote is, and this was in LA.

00:14:10.720 So MAGA country, as we know, but a transphobic attack.

00:14:13.880 I'm going to fucking gay bash you, you.

00:14:17.880 So it's like, I'm going to do a hate crime.

00:14:20.620 Welcome to hell, Elliot.

00:14:22.200 You lesbian bitch.

00:14:24.940 Oh, that's pretty good.

00:14:26.140 So it's like a Jussie Smollett situation.

00:14:28.100 Yeah.

00:14:28.280 And look at this little, look at this picture.

00:14:29.820 Cause we're not going to breeze past this.

00:14:31.220 Look at a little Elliot, little boy, his abs.

00:14:35.380 Look at those.

00:14:36.540 Defined.

00:14:37.040 He got, he got the work done.

00:14:38.260 I think that's the way to do it.

00:14:40.000 Yeah.

00:14:40.820 That's doing it right.

00:14:42.000 What were you going to say?

00:14:42.640 It's a good thing that, uh, good thing that Elliot's a little boy now.

00:14:47.460 I was going to say, good thing she's a boy now.

00:14:50.900 She can defend herself against the hate crime.

00:14:52.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:53.420 Those ab muscles really can help against the street rat.

00:14:56.020 It probably could have just been an LA street rat.

00:14:57.900 If you believe it's not totally made up.

00:15:00.180 If it happened, then it was just some random crackhead.

00:15:04.380 He's like, I'm going to bash you.

00:15:05.440 Yeah.

00:15:06.140 She was like, oh, that'll help with the book.

00:15:09.400 So little Elliot, yeah, I had the book release on June 6th and we're seeing kind of a PR blitz

00:15:13.900 happening from, from young Ellen Page.

00:15:16.100 It's like, I used to have sex with my co-star on Juno.

00:15:18.960 Uh, what was the other one?

00:15:20.260 Like, uh, I, I, I used, I broke out in shingles while filming inception.

00:15:24.980 Cause it was all the white men around me.

00:15:26.900 Like just the weirdest headlines you can imagine.

00:15:28.820 Uh, and, but this one was a favorite of ours too.

00:15:32.520 Elliot Page says his estranged dad likes hate posts about him online.

00:15:37.780 That wasn't there.

00:15:38.720 No, there was the other thing that I forgot to mention.

00:15:41.820 Uh, this.

00:15:42.400 Yeah.

00:15:42.660 Yeah.

00:15:42.880 So Elliot Page has revealed to the Los Angeles times that she realized she was transgender

00:15:47.000 when she started hearing and talking to a voice in her head, followed by a psychotic

00:15:50.900 episode of self-harm.

00:15:52.360 Days later, a doctor gave approval for her breasts to be removed.

00:15:55.180 And so, so basically it's like, if you hear a voice in your head, tell you to do something

00:15:59.060 doctors, I'll sign off on it.

00:16:01.400 Yeah.

00:16:01.780 You caught a demon.

00:16:02.820 What does the demon want you to do?

00:16:04.500 I'm a doctor.

00:16:05.680 We'll listen to the demon.

00:16:06.920 No, no.

00:16:08.620 It was a small voice, very, barely discernible, but echoing in his head a way out.

00:16:12.920 It was as if something in my brain turned around, recalls page now 36, the agonizing

00:16:17.240 voice saying, no, you're not.

00:16:18.840 No, you can't just switch to became very gentle and loving.

00:16:22.080 I don't even get what they're saying.

00:16:23.680 Oh, maybe I'm trans.

00:16:25.280 Why don't I explore that?

00:16:26.420 And then like within weeks, there's a zoom meeting with a doctor to discuss getting the

00:16:32.240 titties off.

00:16:33.320 Now, I wonder if this is a sound train of thought, right?

00:16:35.560 You sell your soul to the devil, right?

00:16:38.040 And then like that kind of removes God's protection on you.

00:16:41.760 And then the demons come in and then they, they start feasting and they operate you like

00:16:46.940 a muppeteer or whatever it's called.

00:16:48.680 Yeah.

00:16:49.280 Yeah.

00:16:49.900 Marionette.

00:16:50.880 Yeah.

00:16:51.400 Yeah.

00:16:51.580 That makes sense, right?

00:16:52.360 Yeah.

00:16:52.840 The verbiage on the puppeteering and marionette doesn't really matter when we're talking

00:16:56.360 about a demon taking control.

00:16:57.960 That's what it is.

00:16:58.660 It's the, it's the plankton in SpongeBob's brain.

00:17:00.760 And then now you go do stuff that the legion of demons wants you to do.

00:17:04.900 Yeah.

00:17:05.160 But man, so annoying.

00:17:06.300 Like we just get PR blitzed by Elliot.

00:17:09.060 Yeah.

00:17:09.480 And during pride month, especially, it's like all obviously together.

00:17:13.020 And I was thinking about pride month.

00:17:14.580 Like, what do I take pride in?

00:17:15.960 It's like, I take pride in accomplishments.

00:17:17.920 I take pride in progress towards a goal.

00:17:21.380 I take pride in bits.

00:17:23.320 Yeah.

00:17:24.060 And it's like, these other people take pride in getting like fucked by a guy.

00:17:28.200 Yeah.

00:17:28.440 That's their main source of pride is what they do, what kind of glucking and sucking they

00:17:32.280 do.

00:17:32.560 So it's really, it's bad.

00:17:34.820 Yeah.

00:17:35.200 Um, also really quick, we have to acknowledge this from last week.

00:17:38.680 Uh, people have been saying on the audio only version of the show, they're getting a lot

00:17:43.020 of pro pride month ads.

00:17:45.820 Yeah.

00:17:46.400 Basically a couple of people have tweeted, uh, that we got ads for like Dawn partnering

00:17:50.600 with can't cancel pride.

00:17:52.280 Yeah.

00:17:52.800 So it is twink shit.

00:17:54.040 Um, but let it like, that's perfect.

00:17:56.340 I actually prefer that.

00:17:58.120 Uh, obviously I can't pick what ads go on the audio only, but it's like, isn't that good

00:18:02.460 that the people are doing an ad spend that will never come to fruition or spending their

00:18:07.000 money on people that'll never listen or care.

00:18:09.660 It's just like yelling in a giant empty forest.

00:18:11.960 Hey.

00:18:12.600 Yeah.

00:18:12.940 Hey.

00:18:13.400 They take 40 cents and they just went, boop, threw it away.

00:18:16.820 Wishing well.

00:18:17.520 Um, all right.

00:18:18.080 New Guinness book of world record just dropped most broken wood beams on a guy's crotch from

00:18:23.060 falling.

00:18:23.960 Yeah.

00:18:24.320 And we, we could have had this one.

00:18:26.240 I think I could have beat this.

00:18:30.420 All you need to do is this.

00:18:33.420 Oh, he could have got hurt if one of those wood things fell and then he got impaled.

00:18:41.460 Oh yeah.

00:18:42.120 He could have got hurt.

00:18:43.020 I could have done that though.

00:18:43.960 I could have done that better.

00:18:45.060 But there you go.

00:18:45.760 Some random obscure, nothing accomplishment that, uh, the Guinness book of world records

00:18:50.220 is trying to get you to pay attention to.

00:18:51.860 I guess I could have done that better because I'm heavier.

00:18:54.740 So I would have fallen faster.

00:18:57.760 No, no, you wouldn't.

00:19:00.080 I know.

00:19:00.360 I know.

00:19:00.980 Nine point eight, one, nine point eight meters per second per second.

00:19:04.720 Yeah.

00:19:05.220 The force of gravity.

00:19:06.140 That's the part that always confused me in college.

00:19:08.000 I knew nine point eight, one meters per second.

00:19:09.960 But then when they started saying per second, per second, I was like, I'm not doing that.

00:19:13.840 So because it's acceleration, right?

00:19:15.240 I'm not doing the second per second.

00:19:18.300 I don't do that.

00:19:19.580 Yeah.

00:19:19.880 So I hear it for a second.

00:19:20.740 You fall nine point eight, one per second.

00:19:22.280 Done.

00:19:23.200 Per second, per second.

00:19:23.980 It's like, that's where it's like, oh, negative one.

00:19:26.900 I equals negative one.

00:19:28.120 It's like, no, it doesn't.

00:19:30.040 All right.

00:19:30.720 Okay.

00:19:31.100 Moving on.

00:19:31.500 Well, you failed every class.

00:19:32.960 Not failed, but I just, you got to see.

00:19:37.580 I got through all my classes is how I like to say it.

00:19:40.360 Yeah.

00:19:40.500 Um, as we said last week, the drink of summer is Arnold Palmer's.

00:19:46.120 I've been making them at home.

00:19:47.580 They're very good.

00:19:49.040 Uh, unsweetened iced tea and then low sugar.

00:19:52.900 I have zero sugar lemonade, which was a mistake.

00:19:55.400 Low sugar lemonade is probably the right move.

00:19:57.560 Yeah.

00:19:58.060 Um, and now people are asking, I don't know if you've gotten these messages.

00:20:01.440 What's the sandwich of summer going to be?

00:20:04.580 I haven't gotten any of those.

00:20:06.220 Go ahead and just tell us.

00:20:07.520 Oh, I'm not ready to answer that, but I am tempted to say banh mi.

00:20:11.560 I get that.

00:20:12.240 I've been eating a lot of banh mis lately.

00:20:13.940 They're fantastic.

00:20:14.900 They're refreshing.

00:20:15.920 It's like springy.

00:20:16.800 It's very springy.

00:20:18.040 That cucumber, that jalapeno, the carrots, it got some stuff like an oily drizzle on it.

00:20:23.340 Got good meat in the thing, good bread.

00:20:26.020 I'm tempted to say banh mi, but also in the running is egg salad on white bread.

00:20:31.220 But the problem is I'm kind of biased.

00:20:33.120 I already blew that out because I made so much.

00:20:35.280 I made like 20 egg egg salad for like the week or whatever.

00:20:39.200 And I ate it for three days and then just got sick of it.

00:20:42.280 And then it's been rotting in my fridge.

00:20:43.960 Yeah.

00:20:44.140 So I don't want that bias to play into it, but it's kind of more American than banh mi.

00:20:49.200 Like banh mi is like some Chinese thing.

00:20:53.040 It's Vietnamese.

00:20:54.540 But yes.

00:20:55.080 So, you know, and as an American, July 4th coming up, we don't want to be eating banh mi's.

00:21:00.080 But they're pretty good.

00:21:00.960 But they're good.

00:21:01.540 Especially following Vietnam.

00:21:02.760 Um, yeah.

00:21:05.040 So let us know in the comments, are you guys team egg salad on white or are you team banh mi?

00:21:10.580 I'm team banh mi right now.

00:21:12.160 Yeah.

00:21:12.480 We're still on page three of housekeeping.

00:21:14.540 So thank God we got the banh mi egg salad stuff.

00:21:17.480 Okay.

00:21:18.180 We have, we have moved on.

00:21:20.480 We're on page three.

00:21:21.600 Look what we see.

00:21:22.160 What we have.

00:21:22.700 We have a lot.

00:21:23.380 Okay.

00:21:23.640 We're going to go through this quick.

00:21:24.720 We're not that bad on time.

00:21:26.160 All right.

00:21:26.460 We've been taking the Rob approach lately.

00:21:28.240 I remember Rob, obviously yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.

00:21:32.860 Yeah.

00:21:33.080 So Richard Rappoy and I worked out the other day and then we're like, Hey, let's get some

00:21:36.520 cold seafood after, you know, a little bit of ceviche after tennis, if you will.

00:21:40.660 Basically.

00:21:41.140 Yeah.

00:21:41.360 Seafood tower.

00:21:42.200 Yeah.

00:21:42.740 So we did a run and then we're like, let's go to seafood tower.

00:21:45.660 Let's go to Ruth's Chris.

00:21:46.480 You're probably thinking you live in New Orleans, the seafood capital of the world.

00:21:49.880 You're going to go to Ruth's Chris.

00:21:51.340 Yeah.

00:21:51.520 And the answer is yes, because we can't risk going to a restaurant and having it be a crap

00:21:55.380 restaurant that shouldn't exist and then getting like shit seafood.

00:21:58.840 So we went to Ruth's Chris, a place we've been to before, and we know the Ruth's Chris

00:22:02.660 standard, or at least we thought we did.

00:22:04.680 So we get there.

00:22:05.980 First things first, they only have one menu.

00:22:09.100 Not a huge deal.

00:22:10.420 We know what we want, but I am making a list of wrongs.

00:22:13.200 So I do have to mention that.

00:22:14.780 Of course.

00:22:15.060 Then the waiter tells us, oh yeah, seafood tower.

00:22:18.720 We don't have that.

00:22:19.360 That got 86 today.

00:22:21.520 Which is weird because Ruth's Chris in New Orleans, the seafood capital of the world,

00:22:26.360 should never not be able to supply a seafood tower to people.

00:22:30.660 I agree.

00:22:31.060 Yeah.

00:22:31.400 And I said, okay, no seafood tower.

00:22:34.220 Let's miscellaneous grab bag what we can.

00:22:37.780 We'll do shrimp cocktail on ice, right?

00:22:41.200 That comes.

00:22:42.860 This is what it looks like.

00:22:44.360 This is the Ruth's Chris shrimp cocktail for $22.

00:22:48.180 Those four shrimp like that.

00:22:50.120 Yeah.

00:22:50.320 What should a shrimp cocktail look like for $22, Richard?

00:22:53.420 It should be an absolute gorilla finger.

00:22:55.780 A shrimp that you don't think could be that big.

00:22:58.660 Yeah.

00:22:59.020 It should be huge.

00:22:59.980 It should be a prawn.

00:23:01.000 Yeah.

00:23:01.300 It should be meaty.

00:23:02.660 They should say, hey, this is actually mislabeled.

00:23:04.240 These are basically prawns.

00:23:05.860 Yeah.

00:23:06.120 You know?

00:23:06.580 Yeah.

00:23:06.740 So that happened.

00:23:08.540 And then we're talking to the waitress.

00:23:10.940 And then the waitress goes, oh, I never heard of aioli.

00:23:14.340 We got some calamari.

00:23:15.600 And then it came without a sauce.

00:23:17.500 And we're like, hey, can we get some sauce or something?

00:23:19.340 And she's like, well, there's kind of a sauce on it.

00:23:22.440 And we're like, yeah, is there anything to dip it in?

00:23:24.320 And then she said, she was like, oh, no, nothing.

00:23:27.480 And I go, is there anything commonly ordered with this that people get?

00:23:30.680 Like, just give me an inspiration.

00:23:32.000 We need a sauce.

00:23:33.900 Yeah.

00:23:34.200 Because she tried to say, oh, it comes with sauce on it.

00:23:37.040 And it's like, yes, we know that.

00:23:38.980 And then we already thought of that and then thought we want more sauce.

00:23:42.880 Yeah.

00:23:43.320 So I know it already comes with sauce on it.

00:23:45.160 But we're kind of past that.

00:23:46.480 And I was like, do you have an aioli or something?

00:23:48.480 And she just goes, I've never heard of that.

00:23:50.820 It's like you're a waitress at a high-end steakhouse.

00:23:53.420 Shouldn't you kind of know a little bit?

00:23:54.800 You're supposed to know wines.

00:23:55.880 You're supposed to know stuff.

00:23:57.100 Yeah.

00:23:58.240 So exactly.

00:23:59.480 So $22 shrimp cocktail looks like that.

00:24:03.340 Person never heard of aioli.

00:24:04.720 There was one menu in the 86th Seafood Tower.

00:24:08.500 Where's Ruth?

00:24:09.460 Yeah.

00:24:10.040 Let me speak to Ruth, please.

00:24:11.740 I want you to talk to Ruth, please.

00:24:14.260 And then I kind of realized, too, it's like Ruth's Chris is like an old school corporate

00:24:18.380 steakhouse, but like an old school establishment where basically they did it right for a while.

00:24:23.480 And they did it right for a while with the older people, especially the boomers, whatever.

00:24:26.820 They did it right.

00:24:27.700 And now they're a corporate steakhouse that's doing it right, but barely.

00:24:33.020 And the only reason they are is because like, ah, this job makes me do this weird shit.

00:24:37.700 Yeah.

00:24:37.840 It's not like, you know, they used to do it right and know why they were doing it right

00:24:41.300 and take pride in their work.

00:24:42.480 And the wisdom got passed on.

00:24:43.860 This guy's like, I've been a waiter here for 10 years.

00:24:46.120 Like I support a family on this because the checks are $300.

00:24:50.340 And now it's like, ah, we got to do it right because they make us follow all these rules.

00:24:55.920 Yeah.

00:24:56.120 So basically once the boomers die, the next generations are going to just slowly get more

00:25:01.100 and more fucked and no one's not going to, no one's going to know how to do anything

00:25:03.980 or no one's going to have like a high standard.

00:25:06.240 There's a reset of standards that's going to happen, I think.

00:25:08.780 Yeah.

00:25:09.000 Big time.

00:25:09.740 Big time.

00:25:10.480 So it's not looking good.

00:25:12.100 And then like the future is just people who don't know what three times three times three

00:25:15.480 is.

00:25:15.860 And then the prices go up and the prices are high, but you're not getting the service and

00:25:19.380 the standards.

00:25:19.900 And then it's like, what?

00:25:20.760 And then inflation.

00:25:21.980 And then you're dead.

00:25:22.940 All of a sudden you're dead and you have no, you never enjoyed anything.

00:25:25.800 Oh, we ran out of menus.

00:25:26.960 It's like, well, the restaurant's empty and it's one o'clock.

00:25:30.500 Yeah.

00:25:30.940 So what happened?

00:25:32.760 Yeah.

00:25:33.280 Ruth's Chris, 5.5 out of 10.

00:25:35.340 If you were in the Ruth's Chris, any sort of Ruth's Chris department, message us.

00:25:39.340 We deserve a $500 gift card for free.

00:25:43.240 And we'll redo the review if you give us a massive gift card.

00:25:47.600 Yeah.

00:25:47.800 All right.

00:25:48.140 And also for the record, I've never had a botched Chinese food order.

00:25:52.380 Whenever I go to a Chinese restaurant or order Chinese food online, it comes exactly

00:25:55.780 how I want.

00:25:56.460 I get more stuff than I ordered.

00:25:58.960 I know.

00:25:59.280 I think I've probably told the show audience this before, but there's a little trick.

00:26:02.680 When you order Chinese food, especially on the phone, if you just order everything, hey,

00:26:06.640 general sauce, steamed dumplings, extra dumpling sauce, egg rolls.

00:26:09.700 And then you say, and whatever free thing you can throw in, take that as well.

00:26:15.260 And they go, oh, okay.

00:26:16.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:16.540 And then something comes every time.

00:26:18.040 It says free on it.

00:26:18.840 Just say, and whatever free thing you can add, we'll take that too.

00:26:22.520 Oh, okay.

00:26:23.380 And they give you free shit.

00:26:24.180 Smart.

00:26:24.980 Yeah.

00:26:25.180 I've done that for years.

00:26:26.580 All right.

00:26:27.720 We're moving on.

00:26:28.640 We're fine on time.

00:26:30.220 Crazy to me.

00:26:31.180 We're talking about Ruth's Chris, guys.

00:26:32.960 Are we off the rails here?

00:26:34.040 No, no.

00:26:34.600 This is good.

00:26:35.500 This is one of our better episodes.

00:26:37.280 All right.

00:26:37.580 Okay.

00:26:38.280 We have new Rob Lohr.

00:26:40.320 Did you hear the new news?

00:26:42.160 Yes.

00:26:42.880 You did?

00:26:43.460 Yeah, I did.

00:26:44.720 Rob took his Vespa to a business meeting in Miami Beach.

00:26:49.680 I just took my Vespa, my scooter, to a business lunch in Miami Beach and got caught in a torrential

00:26:58.540 downpour.

00:26:59.280 And he got caught in a torrential downpour.

00:27:02.520 Rob took his Vespa to a business lunch in Miami Beach and he got caught in a downpour.

00:27:11.260 We need a new song for that.

00:27:12.760 Yeah.

00:27:12.880 People are talking about it too.

00:27:14.120 Did you see this guy in the grocery store?

00:27:16.300 What guy?

00:27:17.960 Oh, yeah.

00:27:20.860 Hey, you hear that Rob drove his Vespa down to a business meeting in Miami Beach?

00:27:28.220 You didn't hear about that?

00:27:29.720 No.

00:27:30.400 He didn't hear about it.

00:27:32.480 So everyone's talking about it.

00:27:33.840 Yeah.

00:27:34.260 Rob took his Vespa to a business lunch in Miami Beach and got caught in a downpour.

00:27:40.740 It's like a Mad Lib.

00:27:41.980 Are you listening?

00:27:42.940 Do you hear what I'm saying?

00:27:44.140 Do you hear the words coming out of my mouth?

00:27:47.500 Are you guys like, I don't know.

00:27:49.000 Is everyone losing it like I am?

00:27:51.320 It's important.

00:27:52.080 This is top 10 Rob shit.

00:27:53.280 Yeah.

00:27:53.560 All right.

00:27:53.940 Moving on.

00:27:54.600 Okay.

00:27:55.120 We're going to pace through the rest of this.

00:27:57.500 Okay.

00:27:57.720 Because we are going a little long now.

00:28:01.600 Moving on.

00:28:02.680 Oregon City.

00:28:04.740 Remember last week or two weeks ago?

00:28:06.600 Yeah.

00:28:07.040 Oregon City had the thing, name the truck, name the garbage truck.

00:28:11.380 The street sweeper.

00:28:12.180 And we all said Snarf, Snarf, O'Banion.

00:28:14.060 And if that's too weird, obviously Rob Smith would be a good name.

00:28:16.880 Yeah.

00:28:17.020 So we had people actually submit that.

00:28:19.920 Yeah.

00:28:20.080 Some people actually went, we got a photo here, Snarf, Snarf, street sweeper name.

00:28:24.520 But, you know, obviously we didn't have the numbers to do anything substantial.

00:28:29.580 I'm sure something else won, some other name won.

00:28:31.880 We'll keep track.

00:28:32.880 Yeah.

00:28:33.100 But there is another call to action, similar, naming, but this one is naming a sauna boat.

00:28:40.480 But I have important news.

00:28:41.640 I need your help.

00:28:42.940 We have a problem.

00:28:45.780 We need a name.

00:28:46.980 We need a great name for the floating sauna.

00:28:50.060 And we are inviting you to help name us.

00:28:54.020 Now, I know somebody is going to put in there Bodie McVote face, but that will not be the

00:28:59.140 name.

00:28:59.400 That's already been taken.

00:29:01.120 But.

00:29:01.660 So there's another opportunity.

00:29:03.520 I think a good name for that sauna would be Snarf, Snarf, O'Banion, or maybe just Snarf,

00:29:09.420 Snarf.

00:29:09.880 Yes.

00:29:10.360 And if that's too weird, Rob Smith is like a nice, normal American name.

00:29:14.100 Yep.

00:29:14.800 Guys, I really want one of these to hit so bad.

00:29:17.020 So let's say just Snarf, Snarf.

00:29:19.680 Snarf, Snarf.

00:29:20.220 And don't do O'Banion.

00:29:21.480 Just say Snarf, Snarf.

00:29:22.660 And we're going to link it in the show notes.

00:29:25.040 Yep.

00:29:25.260 But yeah, we want this floating sauna to be named Snarf, Snarf.

00:29:28.760 Okay.

00:29:29.360 So let's put all our energy towards that because we need a dub.

00:29:34.300 We've been trying.

00:29:35.120 We need a dub.

00:29:35.460 We've been trying with, you know, the street sweeper.

00:29:38.760 But the floating sauna, that's good enough for me, right?

00:29:41.340 Yeah, me too.

00:29:42.300 So everyone, let's stick to Snarf, Snarf.

00:29:44.320 You can hyphenate it or not, but let's just go Snarf, Snarf.

00:29:48.360 And then maybe even like Snarf, Snarf, parentheses.

00:29:50.740 If that's too weird, Rob Smith would be a good name.

00:29:54.180 Parentheses.

00:29:55.320 You know?

00:29:55.800 Because like, guys, if we get one of these, if one of these hit and there's a boat named

00:29:59.020 Snarf, Snarf or Rob Smith or a garbage truck named Snarf, Snarf, that's massive squirts.

00:30:04.520 Yeah.

00:30:04.800 That gives us satisfaction, right?

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00:31:38.200 We're into Cringe of the Week.

00:31:40.320 Thank God.

00:31:43.300 All right.

00:31:45.300 First clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:31:47.520 This is actually debatable, but this is like a video that was a TikTok about the average

00:31:52.920 28-year-old life after college.

00:31:54.880 It went viral and it sparked a lot of conversation.

00:31:57.120 So we're going to kind of dissect this a little bit, right?

00:31:59.360 Life after college as a normal 28-year-old with a job.

00:32:05.180 Head to my 9 to 5.

00:32:08.380 Computer.

00:32:09.920 Normal guy.

00:32:10.900 Good looking.

00:32:11.540 Skinny.

00:32:12.820 Takes lunch.

00:32:15.800 Comes home.

00:32:16.520 Does the dog.

00:32:17.660 Let's the dog out.

00:32:18.460 Leftovers for lunch.

00:32:36.800 Goes to the gym.

00:32:39.540 Works out.

00:32:42.500 Gets a haircut.

00:32:43.460 Gets home at 5.30.

00:32:47.100 Trains his dog.

00:32:54.220 Takes a shower.

00:33:02.780 And eats some frozen flatbread pizza and a beer.

00:33:05.900 Well, that's basically it, right?

00:33:14.660 He drinks a beer and he watches Hulu.

00:33:16.660 Yeah.

00:33:17.120 He watches Hulu, drinks a beer.

00:33:18.680 And, you know, a lot of people were like, wow, this is like a trap.

00:33:22.440 This is the worst.

00:33:23.220 What are your thoughts on it?

00:33:24.440 Let's go with you first.

00:33:26.720 Yeah.

00:33:27.680 Me personally, that is a trap in the worst.

00:33:31.780 Yeah.

00:33:31.940 But I realize that that's like a normal good life for most people.

00:33:36.460 Very.

00:33:36.940 And half the world would wish to be in a situation like that where you're making steady money

00:33:43.760 and everyone, you have your own house and you have a dog and you have food.

00:33:47.240 Yeah.

00:33:47.500 Five billion people in the world would go like this and take that life, right?

00:33:51.240 Yeah.

00:33:51.800 That's true.

00:33:53.140 But those, we're also talking about people who shit on the train tracks in India.

00:33:56.200 And they go like this and they eat dirt.

00:33:57.480 Yeah.

00:33:59.020 They eat that yellow shit.

00:34:00.320 You don't know what it is.

00:34:01.940 That guy cuts the meat on his toenail.

00:34:04.360 Yeah.

00:34:04.800 That's disgusting.

00:34:06.080 All right.

00:34:06.300 But so, I mean, the main point is like, this is kind of like a Rorschach test for how you

00:34:10.460 view the world, right?

00:34:11.720 And people are like, oh man, that's like unfulfilling.

00:34:15.860 There's nothing to it.

00:34:16.840 You know, computer job, you go home, you do your tasks.

00:34:19.500 But I see it as like, that's like a good random Tuesday if you are trying to lose weight,

00:34:25.800 you know?

00:34:26.400 Or if you, exactly.

00:34:27.440 That's how you maintain.

00:34:28.260 Like, not every day is a fucking beach adventure, right?

00:34:31.300 That's a good point.

00:34:32.460 Not every day is a fishing trip.

00:34:34.480 Yeah.

00:34:35.120 Grant Lee.

00:34:38.040 That's a good point.

00:34:39.720 And I guess it's like if you threw in like a girlfriend or like a date, maybe, you know?

00:34:44.700 And this guy has a wedding ring, I think, is the big thing.

00:34:47.860 He does?

00:34:48.300 Okay.

00:34:48.480 So then that's different because then you're just grinding and saving money and then you're

00:34:52.540 married, then you have a kid and then the kid is, you know, more entertaining part of

00:34:56.940 the TikTok.

00:34:57.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:59.040 So I'm not, yeah, I'm not discounting it.

00:35:01.020 I don't look down on it.

00:35:02.080 It's just not for me.

00:35:03.220 But that is a solid ticket for a lot of people and I think that's great and you can start

00:35:08.480 a family and get a house and buy a house.

00:35:10.520 Exactly.

00:35:11.040 So good.

00:35:11.620 But what I will say is if you're doing a job like that where you go do the computer, you

00:35:14.800 work in a nine to five, you want to get out of there as soon as you can, you need to be

00:35:18.060 like saving money, uh, investing or like betting on your own side business, you know, do something

00:35:25.680 where like you're trying to get out of that life.

00:35:28.680 No, that's not what I'm saying at all.

00:35:30.720 But yeah, like there needs to be a means to an end.

00:35:32.920 There needs to be a light at the end of the tunnel.

00:35:34.280 There needs to be something that you're working towards that you're building or something,

00:35:38.200 or at least you need to be saving 70% of whatever, you know, the income or whatever.

00:35:43.360 And say you're working a nine to five like that as an insurance agent or something like

00:35:47.820 that.

00:35:48.360 I think the most thing you need to be doing is like learning every aspect of the business

00:35:53.560 so you can go and do it for yourself.

00:35:55.620 You know what I mean?

00:35:56.460 Like don't, you don't want to be under that nine to five employee type 70 K a year forever.

00:36:03.880 You want to go beyond that.

00:36:05.960 So, uh, but you see both sides.

00:36:08.020 Exactly.

00:36:08.560 Exactly.

00:36:09.080 So, I mean, what are your thoughts?

00:36:10.500 I, I, I, most people assume this is normal.

00:36:12.620 Most people don't do like Tuesday night, grab my surfboard, went on the fucking adventure.

00:36:18.240 Then we got ceviche after tennis.

00:36:20.240 Like life is not like that.

00:36:23.600 There's going to be some day to days where you're not eating like a pig.

00:36:26.060 You're, you're losing weight.

00:36:27.280 You're trying to just kind of get through, have a productive day and set yourself up.

00:36:31.020 And this guy's get the weekends off.

00:36:32.820 He's got the weekends off.

00:36:34.240 Rob's lifestyle has desensitized us to the average American experience.

00:36:39.920 Yeah.

00:36:40.140 He has ceviche after tennis on a Wednesday.

00:36:42.820 He takes a Vespa to a business meeting in Miami beach.

00:36:45.800 Not everyone can do that.

00:36:46.960 The one thing I will say about this video, it's enough Rob for today.

00:36:49.880 I think, to be honest, let's put that back in.

00:36:51.820 I don't mean to, you know, check you.

00:36:53.400 You're absolutely right.

00:36:54.200 But you know, um, and so the only thing that I will say is it is very gay to film yourself

00:37:00.880 doing menial tasks a bunch of times a day for TikTok.

00:37:04.120 Oh yeah.

00:37:04.980 So on top of all this, he's a gay TikToker.

00:37:06.920 That's the meta of it.

00:37:08.020 That is the meta of it.

00:37:09.500 So it was never that.

00:37:10.680 It was a TikTok the whole time.

00:37:12.200 I know.

00:37:12.700 So the little shot of him opening up the, uh, the freezer to get the bread.

00:37:16.960 He's like, he puts the cell phone record, opens it, goes, Ooh, here's my face.

00:37:21.340 Boom.

00:37:21.900 So don't do gay shit like that.

00:37:23.580 You can grind on a normal TikToker the whole time.

00:37:26.300 Yeah.

00:37:27.280 Wow.

00:37:27.900 Yeah.

00:37:28.140 All right.

00:37:28.460 That's good stuff.

00:37:29.040 And also I've done that grind too.

00:37:31.260 Of course I have too.

00:37:32.580 Yeah.

00:37:33.080 I, for years I, and that was, my grind was worse than that guy's grind.

00:37:36.460 Yeah.

00:37:36.640 I had to wake up at like 5am and I had to work until like 7pm.

00:37:40.280 I had to go out for drinks with clients.

00:37:42.580 Yeah.

00:37:42.960 Spend all my money in New York city.

00:37:44.760 Yep.

00:37:45.320 So I've done it.

00:37:47.520 That's life in the big city.

00:37:48.840 Yep.

00:37:49.120 All right.

00:37:49.460 Let's move on.

00:37:50.100 The who deserves a thousand dollars clip.

00:37:52.440 This is one of my faves.

00:37:56.260 Seven of you here.

00:37:57.600 You have to decide who leaves with a thousand dollars.

00:38:00.880 Oh.

00:38:02.960 So I'm black in America.

00:38:04.640 So sucks.

00:38:05.700 That's why I deserve a thousand dollars.

00:38:07.400 I'm an immigrant.

00:38:08.440 So I'm not.

00:38:09.560 Wait, wait, wait.

00:38:10.480 What if everyone who's now black leaves as a form of reparation?

00:38:13.420 Holy shit.

00:38:14.340 And then, and then, and then, the three of us.

00:38:16.540 Hold on.

00:38:17.440 Then the rest of the three of us get to decide who takes a thousand dollars.

00:38:20.720 Oh, so pathetic.

00:38:22.860 It immediately becomes like a victimizing contest.

00:38:27.240 So embarrassing.

00:38:28.200 And this is like an exact reflection of politics too.

00:38:31.320 Yeah.

00:38:31.680 Like we're black.

00:38:32.780 We need money.

00:38:33.500 Please.

00:38:33.860 I'm an immigrant.

00:38:34.560 Like you guys get everything.

00:38:35.700 Yeah.

00:38:36.180 What are you talking about?

00:38:37.240 And then all the, no matter what, everyone agrees that the white people are immediately

00:38:41.100 disqualified.

00:38:42.020 First, just like that.

00:38:43.020 That's a, that's a, that's a given white people.

00:38:44.760 They're out.

00:38:45.540 And then it's like, Oh, let's give the black immigrant the thousand dollars.

00:38:49.260 My favorite thing is it doesn't even cross anyone's mind to do like some sort of merit

00:38:54.680 based rock, paper, scissors.

00:38:57.260 All right.

00:38:57.580 It's a rock, paper, scissors tournament.

00:38:58.920 Let's, we can get this done in three minutes, guys.

00:39:00.760 We don't even have to talk.

00:39:01.920 Literally.

00:39:02.020 It'd be like pair off.

00:39:02.960 We're going to do odds or evens.

00:39:04.080 Winners go over here.

00:39:04.960 And then it's like three rounds.

00:39:07.260 We'll find the winner.

00:39:08.320 Yeah.

00:39:08.840 But there it's like, they have to humiliate themselves for a thousand bucks.

00:39:11.940 Shouldn't you be so embarrassed and ashamed if you immediately say I'm black.

00:39:15.640 I need money.

00:39:16.420 Isn't that crazy?

00:39:19.460 Like, isn't that like an insult to your own race?

00:39:22.280 If you're doing that, I'm black.

00:39:24.280 I need money.

00:39:24.880 All you white people can get out.

00:39:26.140 It's like, well, look at these.

00:39:27.220 These aren't exactly the top tier of white people.

00:39:29.560 We got fatty Magoo, you know, I'm fat.

00:39:33.560 Imagine being like, I'm stupid.

00:39:34.900 I really need a hundred bucks.

00:39:37.400 I'm stupid.

00:39:38.880 It's like, it was a thousand.

00:39:40.780 See, even more reason, but man, it's pathetic.

00:39:44.660 And that shows you where we're at.

00:39:46.620 Like the conditioning level immediately.

00:39:49.080 I'm black.

00:39:50.080 Give me money.

00:39:52.260 That's crazy.

00:39:53.680 You told on yourself there.

00:39:55.000 And then she's wearing the Muslim headdress.

00:39:56.880 So she really thinks she needs it.

00:39:58.980 My life sucks.

00:40:00.580 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:40:02.520 Yeah.

00:40:03.000 All right.

00:40:03.300 Let's move on.

00:40:04.160 Let's keep our pace.

00:40:05.180 All right.

00:40:05.480 To make up for the long housekeeping you made us do.

00:40:07.980 Yeah.

00:40:08.440 All right.

00:40:08.760 Starbucks employee strike.

00:40:10.740 All right.

00:40:11.420 Here we go.

00:40:12.080 This is the top, top employees of the year.

00:40:15.880 These are all girls too.

00:40:17.140 Hi.

00:40:18.960 So Solbux announced that we would be closing down the final locations of Solbux in Ithaca on

00:40:25.640 May 26th.

00:40:27.040 And so we've been walking, knowing that at the end of the month, we would essentially be

00:40:30.360 filed.

00:40:30.980 And we're tiled.

00:40:32.420 We're angry.

00:40:32.920 We're really frustrated from being treated like we're less than human, even when we're

00:40:36.360 called pomals.

00:40:36.940 So we are following Common's Valiant lead and going on strike.

00:40:42.580 Yay!

00:40:43.280 Woo!

00:40:45.400 You guys are so stupid.

00:40:47.360 You got the girl with the speech impediment to do the speaking role?

00:40:50.360 Yeah.

00:40:50.880 And then the Starbucks is closing down at the end of the month.

00:40:55.440 So the week before you go on strike, it's like you have no leverage.

00:40:58.880 You're already gone.

00:40:59.880 They already said you're fired.

00:41:01.300 And I think people think like, oh, we're going on strike.

00:41:04.080 Like that's like, oh, we're going on strike.

00:41:06.180 They don't even understand it.

00:41:07.400 Yeah.

00:41:07.740 Going on strike is like, they're making us work more hours and paying us less.

00:41:12.240 We're going to shut it down and they're going to lose their profits.

00:41:14.520 They're closing the store in a week.

00:41:16.140 They're going to save more money by not paying you for going on strike.

00:41:19.400 It's already a lost thing.

00:41:20.540 They already closed the store.

00:41:21.740 The boss found out about strike on social media and goes, all right, no big deal.

00:41:25.780 No big deal.

00:41:26.680 I'll close it up tomorrow.

00:41:27.780 It's those five stupid girls.

00:41:29.480 And it's like, oh no, who's going to hand someone a coffee now?

00:41:32.560 It's like, there's 30 million illegal immigrants here.

00:41:34.420 I would not be throwing away your low skill labor jobs.

00:41:39.480 We're going on strike.

00:41:40.940 Well, and that's the thing.

00:41:41.680 That's how you know it's just a LARPing thing.

00:41:43.740 It's like, they don't know what's effective.

00:41:46.280 And a strike is like, okay, the building foundation is laid.

00:41:49.900 We're not doing any more iron work for this very expensive construction until we get,

00:41:55.640 until the, you know, the bosses are paid less and we're not paying the lobbyist fees.

00:41:59.860 We want that to go to our healthcare.

00:42:01.720 It's like, no, the store is closed.

00:42:04.020 You guys are done.

00:42:05.160 Single file.

00:42:05.820 Get the fuck out.

00:42:06.880 It's like the most corporate thing too.

00:42:08.800 It's Starbucks.

00:42:09.520 It's like, you're just a number of a number.

00:42:12.200 It's like, oh, these five locations are done.

00:42:14.020 And these five numbers that work there, bye.

00:42:16.580 Yeah.

00:42:16.900 Employee number, you won for one, one, one, nine.

00:42:19.140 Okay.

00:42:19.660 She's gone.

00:42:20.300 Okay.

00:42:21.260 Rip.

00:42:21.740 No, she actually quit a couple of days early.

00:42:23.140 It's like, yeah.

00:42:23.600 All right.

00:42:24.060 Whatever.

00:42:24.780 Throw it out.

00:42:25.940 All right.

00:42:26.340 And then speaking of illegals, did you know that 71% of illegals are sent to Republican

00:42:30.400 districts?

00:42:31.280 I did know that.

00:42:32.640 I wonder what that's for.

00:42:34.360 I wonder what that's for longterm.

00:42:36.660 Yeah.

00:42:36.960 Great.

00:42:37.480 This is, um, okay, let's move on.

00:42:39.240 The man wins the poker tournament.

00:42:40.640 The woman, so a man entered a woman's poker tournament and here's a little video of them,

00:42:44.900 uh, kind of like being mean to him.

00:42:46.860 This is old.

00:42:47.480 It's from a couple of weeks ago.

00:42:48.720 Yeah.

00:42:49.240 But it's worth pointing out.

00:42:50.640 He's the only guy in this ladies' events.

00:42:53.440 He's already busted twice.

00:42:55.280 So we love him for that.

00:42:56.820 Thank you, Dave.

00:42:59.340 Good luck.

00:43:00.440 Not really.

00:43:01.480 70 year old man named Dave defeats 82 women.

00:43:06.100 David Hughes participated in a $250 buy-in ladies, no limit, hold them tournament.

00:43:12.680 He won the tournament.

00:43:13.660 He won the tournament.

00:43:14.320 It cost him three buy-ins, but he won the tournament.

00:43:16.780 So he made money.

00:43:17.560 He took all the ladies' money.

00:43:18.640 And then this also happened in a chess tournament.

00:43:21.480 There was a guy who entered a woman's chess tournament and then he won the chess tournament,

00:43:25.620 which is weird because I know why guys shouldn't UFC fight against girls.

00:43:31.280 I know why a guy shouldn't be on the swim team against, you know, Riley Gaines.

00:43:35.860 I know those things.

00:43:36.520 I know those things very easily.

00:43:38.700 It just goes, yeah.

00:43:39.900 Duh.

00:43:40.540 But now.

00:43:41.320 Physical advantage.

00:43:42.260 I know.

00:43:42.680 I see this and deep down, I know this thing too.

00:43:46.980 I know why.

00:43:47.680 What?

00:43:48.640 Why the guy wins the chess tournament and why the guy wins the poker tournament?

00:43:51.700 Why?

00:43:52.060 Why does he?

00:43:52.620 Guy's smarter, girl's stupid.

00:43:55.140 It's so, like, have you ever really talked to a girl?

00:44:00.180 They're not that good.

00:44:03.800 We got four pages of housekeeping and then this.

00:44:07.280 Well, but no, hey, you lose me when it's, oh, keep men out of women's spaces.

00:44:11.480 It's a mental game.

00:44:12.460 You kind of lose me a little bit.

00:44:14.540 I'm not out there fighting with my pitchfork like I would be for a UFC or a swim team.

00:44:18.840 But there is a broader point to be made, which is, is there a chance men are kind of better at everything?

00:44:27.380 The really, really smart ones.

00:44:29.580 The really, the top end of smart men.

00:44:31.340 This guy is a random 70-year-old guy.

00:44:33.600 It's not like he just outsmarted everybody.

00:44:35.480 He probably got good cards.

00:44:37.080 He probably played them pretty well.

00:44:39.120 You know?

00:44:39.760 But I think it's-

00:44:40.500 It was definitely a softer field than a man's tournament.

00:44:42.300 I think it's easier to, like, bluff a girl or trick a girl or steal a pot when you're playing against girls.

00:44:49.180 I mean, I disagree.

00:44:50.720 The answer's, yeah.

00:44:51.440 There are some girl players who are better than this guy.

00:44:53.820 This guy just ran good in a tournament after busting twice.

00:44:56.900 So, it's like-

00:44:57.340 Okay.

00:44:57.680 The top third best poker players of girls and the top third best poker players for guys, the guys smoke the girls.

00:45:06.440 Same with the soccer thing.

00:45:07.960 You know?

00:45:08.220 Oh, these two professional, this professional woman's soccer team played against the amateurs.

00:45:11.480 They lost 12-0.

00:45:12.640 They played against the old men from the England's team who were all retired, and they got destroyed.

00:45:16.620 So, it's kind of a thing.

00:45:18.220 And I'm not-

00:45:19.520 It's written in the Bible.

00:45:22.220 God to man, man to women, women to children.

00:45:24.440 It's just-

00:45:24.800 That's just the way it goes down.

00:45:26.540 Then everyone thinks, oh, the patriarchy.

00:45:28.460 Oh, those societies patriarchy.

00:45:30.000 As if it was a coin flip.

00:45:31.340 All right.

00:45:32.080 Men, you're in charge.

00:45:34.260 Is that what happened?

00:45:35.440 I don't know.

00:45:35.800 But also, I'm going to say, there are more like ADIQ men than there are ADIQ women, right?

00:45:42.020 There's more just total dummies in men and violent, you know?

00:45:45.520 Yeah.

00:45:45.740 So, it's like we're talking about, we're not-

00:45:47.260 We're not saying that, exactly.

00:45:49.420 There is an evening out.

00:45:51.740 Yeah.

00:45:51.960 Where there is a downside where men aren't, obviously, the best in everything compared

00:45:55.920 to women.

00:45:56.780 But, I think when it comes to, like, if I was going to play poker against someone and

00:46:01.980 trick them and bluff, I'd rather go against a girl.

00:46:06.200 You don't think girls are putting in the call on a big bluff?

00:46:09.580 Well, yeah.

00:46:10.540 Like, the mental, the thought process of, like, oh, he's tricking me.

00:46:13.940 He's lying.

00:46:14.600 I think they're more like, oh, my cards, they're not strong enough.

00:46:17.280 I don't know.

00:46:17.500 I have three queens.

00:46:19.080 He might have three aces.

00:46:20.360 Oh, it's probably nothing.

00:46:21.580 I'm going to fold.

00:46:23.120 All right.

00:46:23.360 You know?

00:46:23.640 That's fair.

00:46:24.000 I think it's easier to do that.

00:46:25.400 And then a guy would be like, you know, who fuck would I have?

00:46:28.500 What does he have?

00:46:29.440 Fuck, this guy doesn't have shit.

00:46:30.680 Yeah.

00:46:31.180 And a girl would be like, yeah, kind of like double thinking and insecure about their

00:46:34.560 hand and like, I don't know.

00:46:35.940 Is the straight flush even that good?

00:46:37.400 He might have a higher straight flush.

00:46:38.720 I'm just going to fold.

00:46:39.700 Yeah.

00:46:40.100 I don't know.

00:46:40.420 And a guy would be like, what does he have, a straight flush?

00:46:42.000 I'm going to fucking call it.

00:46:44.200 That's how I think it plays out.

00:46:46.640 I don't know.

00:46:47.040 I don't really agree with you that, like, this guy is particularly smarter than anyone,

00:46:50.980 but it is funny that he ran it all the way up.

00:46:54.660 So if you had like a guy and a girl run a bagel shop next to each other, which bagel

00:47:01.160 shop would make more money?

00:47:02.600 Well, you could be talking about a brain dead guy and a smart girl.

00:47:06.220 The girls would do better.

00:47:07.280 So I'm not really, yeah, I'm kind of nuanced.

00:47:09.760 You're kind of.

00:47:10.660 Guys and girls are the same.

00:47:11.440 Well, you're making outlandish claims off the results of an 80-person poker tournament.

00:47:16.900 It's extrapolatable.

00:47:18.460 You can drag, grab the top right corner and drag and extrapolates.

00:47:24.040 Let us know in the comments.

00:47:25.020 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:47:25.880 Maybe I just did this as a bit to make all the girls mad.

00:47:28.740 Girls, you're smart.

00:47:30.060 You could beat us in poker.

00:47:32.420 You're smarter than me.

00:47:33.760 All right.

00:47:34.100 Let's move on.

00:47:34.740 The glizzy gobbler.

00:47:36.060 Now that you ruined the vibe.

00:47:37.500 Who's that?

00:47:38.060 Why?

00:47:38.480 You can't disagree?

00:47:39.620 You can't disagree with me?

00:47:40.660 No, I absolutely can't.

00:47:42.280 This is like a 72-year-old man.

00:47:44.300 He's not even like a wizard.

00:47:46.960 He's not even like a brainiac.

00:47:48.280 He's just like laughing.

00:47:49.120 And he won against all the girls.

00:47:51.080 He's not even a brainiac.

00:47:52.040 You said it yourself.

00:47:52.900 All right.

00:47:53.600 Our not even a brainiacs still outperform 82 women poker players.

00:47:57.880 All right.

00:47:58.620 There's super high variance in a poker tournament.

00:48:02.120 All right.

00:48:02.380 Moving on.

00:48:03.700 This is the last piece of the non-trans cringe section.

00:48:08.140 So this is kind of like a thing, like a tip for summer, basically.

00:48:12.100 There's a guy who tries to jump off the boat and catch the boat.

00:48:15.140 Yeah.

00:48:15.620 So let's just let that rip real quick.

00:48:17.180 And then last week, we talked about the guy who jumped off the boat and disappeared and died.

00:48:20.960 But this guy jumps off.

00:48:24.600 Immediately, the current's moving pretty quick.

00:48:26.460 They're probably on like a little barge type of thing.

00:48:28.620 Yeah.

00:48:28.820 And he starts swimming after it.

00:48:30.440 And this is like a nightmare.

00:48:31.860 This feels like a nightmare to me, where you're just swimming, trying to catch the ladder.

00:48:35.680 And it's just like just out of your reach.

00:48:37.580 So that's nightmare scenario right there.

00:48:39.540 Yeah.

00:48:40.380 It feels like a dream.

00:48:41.780 Yeah.

00:48:42.080 It feels like a bad, bad dream.

00:48:44.040 And that's not where you want to be.

00:48:45.080 So this summer, I was thinking, like, it's the summer.

00:48:47.500 Everyone's excited and feeling good.

00:48:49.500 Last year, we talked about how we shouldn't be jumping off of things, especially if people are filming.

00:48:53.360 Don't jump off of stuff.

00:48:54.320 The more phones, the less likely you should jump.

00:48:57.180 Exactly.

00:48:58.020 Because everyone's, that's a good sign that everyone's thinking something could go crazy wrong.

00:49:03.480 Exactly.

00:49:04.080 And this next clip, a guy, half pipe, dropping in.

00:49:08.140 Just go.

00:49:08.940 Just go.

00:49:10.620 Someone's filming.

00:49:11.560 Just go.

00:49:12.300 Broken tid fib.

00:49:14.160 Just go.

00:49:15.360 Just go.

00:49:16.700 You know what the just go person isn't going to be doing?

00:49:20.160 They're not going to physical therapy.

00:49:22.140 Yeah.

00:49:22.320 They're not taking you to the hospital.

00:49:23.860 They're not going for your surgery where you get three screws put in, your tib fib, because you shattered it.

00:49:28.260 You have surgery in six hours from now.

00:49:30.080 Yeah.

00:49:30.500 Just go.

00:49:32.000 It's like, so this summer, we don't need to be dropping into any half pipes.

00:49:36.380 Unless you're really good at it and do it all the time, if it's your first time dropping into a half pipe in the next few months, just walk away.

00:49:44.400 Just say no.

00:49:45.240 And then there's a last one.

00:49:46.420 This is an old story from years ago, but it just hit the news.

00:49:50.700 A guy with his buddies ate a slug as a joke, and then it fried his brain or something.

00:49:57.460 Yeah.

00:49:57.700 This guy, in 2010, an Australian teenager named Sam Ballard was drinking with his friends when they saw a slug crawl across the floor.

00:50:03.900 Sam's friends dared him to eat the slug, and after some debate, he decided it would be funny.

00:50:07.620 So he did.

00:50:08.180 A few days later, Sam became weak and complained of severe pain in his legs.

00:50:11.600 After visiting the emergency room, doctors told him he had contracted a parasite known as rat lungworm from the slug.

00:50:18.080 That sounds horrible.

00:50:19.200 Eat the slug.

00:50:20.000 Yeah.

00:50:20.500 You don't get rat lungworm.

00:50:21.880 You don't even know what rat lungworm is.

00:50:23.660 Exactly.

00:50:24.260 Soon after the diagnosis, Sam fell into a coma where he remained for 420 days.

00:50:28.240 He woke up paralyzed, unable to eat, without a tube, or a move without intense effort.

00:50:32.280 He requires 24-hour care seven days a week.

00:50:34.580 He died eight years later.

00:50:35.600 And, like, look at his face.

00:50:37.240 He was, like, a normal young kid, and then he turns into, like, the fat face, like, paralyzed.

00:50:41.100 Obviously, you can't be in any sort of physical shape.

00:50:43.560 So, guys, this summer is not the time to impress people, do something crazy, drink and try a new crazy stunt.

00:50:53.440 No stunting this summer.

00:50:54.860 We're done.

00:50:55.420 We're done with that kind of risk-taking.

00:50:57.320 So, you know, calculated risks, sure.

00:50:59.480 But no slug eating, no boat jumping, no tib-fib shattering.

00:51:04.440 Yeah.

00:51:04.800 Just go to your 28-year-old job and just sit there.

00:51:09.760 Start filming a TikTok and put your phone in the fridge so when you open it, it's a cool shot.

00:51:14.580 Yep.

00:51:14.940 And then eat your little frozen pizza, flatbread, and train your dog.

00:51:18.460 That's the life.

00:51:19.900 Yeah.

00:51:20.060 No fun this summer.

00:51:21.460 Okay.

00:51:21.820 Moving on.

00:51:22.400 We're into two pages of trans cringe.

00:51:24.880 We got to kind of move.

00:51:25.820 But we're okay.

00:51:26.520 The Macy's ad.

00:51:27.540 Let's start there.

00:51:29.220 Okay.

00:51:29.660 Let's see what Macy's up to.

00:51:30.760 Are they joining the twink shit brigade?

00:51:32.120 I have a feeling if it's in the trans cringe section.

00:51:35.760 There have always been queer people who are pushing the boundaries, challenging the norm.

00:51:43.960 Fashion is important for the LGBTQ community and finding their identity because we don't choose the body that we're born into.

00:51:53.820 We don't choose how other people perceive us.

00:51:56.600 The only thing that we can really choose is how we present ourselves.

00:51:59.920 So how we dress, how we style our hair, how we do our makeup, things like that.

00:52:04.560 Fashion isn't just clothes.

00:52:05.680 Fashion is the whole month, babe.

00:52:10.280 That's good.

00:52:10.780 They couldn't show one normal person.

00:52:12.900 They can't.

00:52:13.720 They can't do it.

00:52:14.560 How do you short Macy's?

00:52:16.420 It's publicly traded.

00:52:17.580 Yeah.

00:52:17.960 Macy's?

00:52:18.220 It's got to be.

00:52:18.840 Yeah.

00:52:19.660 Hey.

00:52:20.440 That is-

00:52:21.800 But nobody's mad yet.

00:52:23.300 You got to get people mad.

00:52:24.100 Now's a good time to buy puts before everyone figures out they should be mad.

00:52:28.100 Yeah.

00:52:28.280 Sure.

00:52:28.900 A giant department store that constantly gets stolen from by illegal immigrants who get dropped off in New York.

00:52:33.620 We should have been shorting that anyway.

00:52:35.160 Yeah.

00:52:35.880 So basically in my head, it's like any company that comes out and does the twink stuff, it's like they're publicly cursing themselves.

00:52:46.060 Yeah.

00:52:46.260 You come out in a public platform and you're like, yeah, this twink shit's right up our alley.

00:52:50.080 It's so important.

00:52:50.900 Yeah.

00:52:51.120 The kids got up by the twink stuff.

00:52:52.500 We partner with the Trevor Project.

00:52:54.320 Exactly.

00:52:55.300 Like your company is basically saying like, curse us.

00:52:59.300 Well, you're yelling to the world that like our marketing department has no fucking clue what we're doing.

00:53:04.840 You know?

00:53:05.120 So it's like how can they do other stuff well if they're doing this so poorly, right?

00:53:09.700 It's like a canary in the coal mine.

00:53:11.700 Leading indicator for sure.

00:53:12.780 It's a leading indicator.

00:53:13.660 It's like you're so stupid you don't realize that being political or at least neutral is being neutral is smart.

00:53:20.960 Being political and picking the wrong side is dumb.

00:53:23.840 Yeah.

00:53:24.100 It's like, hey, should we mention those gay shit and show all these twinks?

00:53:26.840 It's like, eh, let's just be Macy's like we've been for like 100 years.

00:53:31.500 Yeah.

00:53:31.700 Literally since 1914 or something dumb.

00:53:34.180 Let's just do Macy's.

00:53:35.260 Like, oh, what about this guy in lipstick and this guy with fingernails and they're dancing around and the fat lesbian.

00:53:41.260 It's like, hmm.

00:53:42.480 Yeah, Macy's founded in 1858.

00:53:45.800 Yeah, it's like 200 years old.

00:53:47.520 Let's do the twink shit now.

00:53:49.280 Let's push it while our stock's at an all-time low.

00:53:51.740 It's a leading indicator that maybe the inside of Macy's got the brain poison and they're compromised and then they publicly curse themselves on the main stage.

00:54:00.520 And it's like that company will fail because they deserve to because they won't go against what needs to be gone against.

00:54:08.680 Yeah.

00:54:09.160 Fair.

00:54:09.580 Also, reminder, make sure you guys are buying your Monkey Pox calls.

00:54:13.640 Yeah, Monkey Pox.

00:54:14.460 I think we're going to have an outbreak.

00:54:15.600 Yeah, it's Monkey Pox season.

00:54:17.540 All right.

00:54:18.040 The trans drag show.

00:54:19.940 The tit weight guy.

00:54:21.420 The tits weights guy with weights on his tits.

00:54:24.460 Oh.

00:54:25.840 So this is Oregon State.

00:54:28.340 Held a bizarre.

00:54:31.380 And he comes out with his tits out and he has weights.

00:54:36.280 He probably has some like hooks on his nipples.

00:54:38.880 Now watch this.

00:54:46.160 They think this is good.

00:54:48.160 He hooks the weights to his tits.

00:54:51.560 You hear that applause?

00:54:54.460 That's like the applause like Trump gets when he comes into like the arena for UFC or something.

00:55:00.380 Yeah.

00:55:00.680 And this is called the all-ages drag show titled Be Gay, Do Crime.

00:55:06.340 And they're cheering for the weight titty, the titty weight.

00:55:09.680 And he goes like this and they all go, whoa.

00:55:12.660 It's like, is that good content?

00:55:14.820 No.

00:55:15.520 It's charity.

00:55:16.660 Yeah.

00:55:17.160 It's charity and they think that person's a pathetic loser and they do something that's not even hard or crazy.

00:55:23.380 It's just weird.

00:55:24.320 And they go like, oh, yeah, you're not retarded.

00:55:26.740 This is good.

00:55:27.640 This is so good.

00:55:28.460 Look how good you're doing.

00:55:30.140 Yeah.

00:55:30.260 It's so embarrassing.

00:55:31.460 It's such like a low level.

00:55:33.620 It's like paint a picture.

00:55:36.220 Sing a song.

00:55:37.800 Have talent.

00:55:38.600 Have something.

00:55:39.420 It's like you just hung weights off your tits.

00:55:42.660 Dennis Booker World Record maybe.

00:55:43.840 Yeah.

00:55:44.060 They probably actually should.

00:55:45.900 They'll probably get in next week.

00:55:48.660 Okay.

00:55:49.300 Moving on.

00:55:50.020 The husband divorcing his husband.

00:55:53.060 Am I the a-hole for secretly filing for a divorce from my husband because they transitioned?

00:55:57.100 I am a 35-year-old man.

00:55:59.360 I married my wife when I was 25 years old.

00:56:03.760 We've had nine beautiful years together.

00:56:07.260 But then last year, my wife let me know that she was going to start going through transition.

00:56:13.580 I was like, transition to what?

00:56:16.080 Transition to a different job?

00:56:17.700 Transition to a different state?

00:56:19.040 What are we transitioning?

00:56:20.320 Then she let me know that she has always felt like a man on the inside and she wants it to reflect how she feels on the outside.

00:56:29.140 So for the rest of the story, I will refer to my wife as husband.

00:56:33.140 Pause it real quick.

00:56:35.060 That's part of the problem.

00:56:36.680 Yeah.

00:56:36.860 So for the rest of the story, I'll refer to my wife as husband and it's like, yeah, that's why she's becoming the man of the house.

00:56:44.100 Keep going.

00:56:44.360 But he was my wife.

00:56:46.760 So I'm going to be honest.

00:56:47.300 For the first couple of months, it was pretty cool.

00:56:49.380 It was pretty normal.

00:56:50.040 I was like, okay, bet.

00:56:51.020 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:51.500 She stopped wearing the dresses and wearing her hair down and she started wearing like a tomboy look.

00:56:55.500 I ain't going to cap.

00:56:56.300 Pretty attracted to it.

00:56:57.260 I was like, man, my husband looked good.

00:57:00.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:00.800 But then things kind of took a turn of a little worse when she came back from the hospital with a vial.

00:57:05.540 And I was like, what's in that vial?

00:57:06.580 And she was like, I'm going to start my testosterone treatment.

00:57:08.800 And I was like, excuse me?

00:57:12.800 She looks at me in my face and was like, yes, I am going to do full transition top and bottom surgery.

00:57:18.440 And I was like, top and bottom surgery?

00:57:20.880 We've got it.

00:57:21.460 We know where it goes.

00:57:22.240 I was into it.

00:57:23.780 What?

00:57:24.560 Caught you.

00:57:25.280 Yeah.

00:57:25.660 Absolutely caught you.

00:57:26.680 That's why she became a guy because you're the girl.

00:57:29.780 Yeah.

00:57:30.500 You know, these people who try to be understanding for a little bit of it, it's like, no, no, no, no, no.

00:57:36.600 There's an avalanche coming.

00:57:38.580 It's not like, oh, yeah, I'll snowboard around it.

00:57:40.960 No, no, no, no, no.

00:57:42.280 There's a fucking earth shattering different thing happening.

00:57:45.360 And you're going to date a little boy.

00:57:47.180 You're going to date Elliot.

00:57:48.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:49.620 That was weird.

00:57:51.360 Yeah.

00:57:52.220 That's the level of your, what do the notes say?

00:57:54.900 That is weird.

00:57:55.720 That is weird.

00:57:56.560 Okay.

00:57:57.020 All right.

00:57:57.420 Good.

00:57:57.680 All right.

00:57:57.880 Moving on.

00:57:58.060 Four pages of housekeeping.

00:57:59.180 Yeah.

00:57:59.740 Right?

00:57:59.900 Four pages.

00:58:00.720 Well, we have to move on.

00:58:02.040 All right.

00:58:02.220 Um, the pride protester arrested and the cop has a demon.

00:58:06.460 Uh, yeah.

00:58:07.340 This is a quick clip and this isn't going to be a harp on it clip.

00:58:10.000 This guy was, uh, doing Bible verses on the, on the sidewalk while there was a pride event

00:58:14.100 going, right?

00:58:14.560 And then as soon as, let's watch the cop.

00:58:16.580 As soon as you hear, he says the word God, the cop's like snaps and beelines to him and

00:58:22.300 arrests him.

00:58:23.340 So you can skip this part.

00:58:24.680 You can go further in.

00:58:25.780 He's giving him a warning.

00:58:26.800 Basically.

00:58:27.700 This is public.

00:58:29.260 He doesn't have a megaphone.

00:58:30.340 He's just regular.

00:58:31.940 So you do you and I'm going to do me.

00:58:33.980 This is public property.

00:58:36.820 You.

00:58:39.820 God.

00:58:41.180 That's what we do.

00:58:43.040 You hear that?

00:58:44.000 The guy, as soon as he goes, God, he says, God, the cop just like, it clicks in the cop's

00:58:49.760 head and then he beelines to him and arrests him.

00:58:53.300 Not good.

00:58:54.520 Yeah.

00:58:54.660 It's like, were you on public property?

00:58:56.100 Cause the cop can't fucking arrest you.

00:58:59.020 And now it's like this guy, if he was on public property and was allowed to do that, it's like

00:59:03.820 just some weird cop who like was snippy is going to cause you to lose the city to lose

00:59:10.220 like 250 grand lawsuit.

00:59:12.160 Yeah.

00:59:12.740 Wrongful arrest or something.

00:59:14.000 So it's like the, the cop just couldn't, I think that cop had a demon.

00:59:18.600 You think so?

00:59:19.180 Cause yeah, the cop should, the guy wasn't even doing anything that crazy.

00:59:22.140 And then the guy, the protester says, God, and the cop just goes, God, you're under, that's

00:59:28.700 it.

00:59:28.880 You're done.

00:59:29.400 So the cop's got a demon.

00:59:30.420 Doesn't like to hear the word God makes sense.

00:59:32.480 All right.

00:59:33.020 Senator Wiener with that other demon.

00:59:35.440 Yep.

00:59:36.040 Let's see here.

00:59:37.120 Totally normal.

00:59:39.780 I'm proud of Sister Roma and her work in the community and I'm proud of California for standing

00:59:45.900 strong, uh, and, uh, to support, uh, LGBTQ people as our community is under assault, uh, in the rest of the country.

00:59:54.960 Sister Roma went on to say, it's an incredible honor to have been nominated.

00:59:58.760 She says being recognized not only means a lot to her, but the LGBTQ community at large.

01:00:06.220 And like everyone, you know, all the, the leftists and the progressives say like, oh, it's, you can't label the, oh, these people pedophiles.

01:00:15.160 That's so messed up.

01:00:16.060 Or they're not like, you know, uh, what's the word where you're soft on pedophiles?

01:00:20.660 Uh, I don't know.

01:00:21.600 Like a pedophile apologist or whatever.

01:00:23.700 And it's like that Senator Wiener guy literally passed laws that lower the punishment on people who did sex crimes against children.

01:00:31.540 Yeah.

01:00:31.960 So he's like their hitter.

01:00:33.640 Yeah.

01:00:34.520 Let's go.

01:00:34.880 I'm happy to be here.

01:00:35.600 And it's like, oh yeah, you guys aren't predators.

01:00:37.280 That guy literally lowers the punishment for people who do crimes against kids in a sexual way.

01:00:42.500 He's our ally.

01:00:43.620 Yeah.

01:00:44.060 He's the ally.

01:00:44.800 And then this other girl thing, whatever creature creature has CP on her headdress.

01:00:50.300 Yeah.

01:00:50.600 Wonder what that stands for.

01:00:52.080 Yeah.

01:00:52.680 Um, yeah, they're really oppressed.

01:00:54.340 All right.

01:00:54.600 Moving on.

01:00:55.180 The truck leather daddies.

01:00:57.280 When are we doing this one?

01:00:59.660 Are you forgetting about that?

01:01:01.060 No.

01:01:01.420 Okay.

01:01:02.220 Uh, truck leather daddies.

01:01:03.300 Okay.

01:01:04.140 No.

01:01:04.540 All right.

01:01:05.040 Moving on.

01:01:05.560 Truck leather daddies.

01:01:06.620 This is a good one.

01:01:11.620 You know, he's got the whip around his neck.

01:01:14.920 The guy's ass is fully out.

01:01:18.260 Look at this guy watching.

01:01:20.660 It's a little too much.

01:01:21.960 Watching a little too intently.

01:01:24.340 Yeah.

01:01:24.960 So these are oppressed people.

01:01:27.160 That's WeHo.

01:01:27.900 That's, uh, WeHo pride.

01:01:29.620 West Hollywood.

01:01:30.780 These are oppressed people.

01:01:32.400 The LGBTs are oppressed.

01:01:33.820 They're having like a sex parade in public and they're doing like sex acts on the back

01:01:37.900 of a truck in a parade, in a permitted parade in public on the street.

01:01:42.920 They're doing all these weird sex things.

01:01:45.200 Also, this is a side note.

01:01:47.800 Leather.

01:01:48.200 These are like, all those people are doing like leather stuff.

01:01:50.880 Yeah.

01:01:51.140 Leather is a very good American product.

01:01:53.680 Yeah.

01:01:53.860 And the twinks are trying to take it and make it theirs.

01:01:56.160 Yeah.

01:01:56.420 Leather daddy shit.

01:01:57.240 And it feels like Americans have kind of forfeited leather.

01:02:01.880 And it's like the, we basically just taken leather and just forfeited to the gays who

01:02:07.440 want to use it for their daddy boy BDSM harness slave master piss play gimp suit shit.

01:02:12.540 The flogging S&M dom top kind of stuff.

01:02:15.700 Yeah.

01:02:16.000 Just to name a few examples.

01:02:17.480 Or whatever.

01:02:18.020 Stuff like that or whatever.

01:02:19.720 Yeah.

01:02:19.960 I don't know what they're doing.

01:02:21.180 Or whatever they're up to.

01:02:22.760 But we just completely forfeited leather, which is a huge shame because that's one of

01:02:26.580 the best products that, uh, that we ever invented here in America.

01:02:30.080 Absolutely.

01:02:30.800 Back in the, probably the 1970s or whatever.

01:02:33.360 Yeah.

01:02:34.160 1976, I think.

01:02:35.820 Leather was invented.

01:02:36.960 All right.

01:02:37.060 We have to kind of move.

01:02:38.320 Um, okay.

01:02:39.980 Glendale, Armenians protest.

01:02:42.540 Yeah.

01:02:42.900 We're going to let this kind of just play in the background.

01:02:45.200 I think everyone's seen the clips of the Armenians.

01:02:47.620 Yeah.

01:02:47.980 Um, I love the Armenians.

01:02:50.300 Armenians are very good to me.

01:02:51.900 They have always been very good to me.

01:02:53.480 They're really, really good Christian people.

01:02:55.480 Yeah.

01:02:55.920 And deep down in my DNA, my DNA, I have a connection to Armenians.

01:03:01.060 I don't know what it is.

01:03:01.900 I just feel it deep in my bones.

01:03:03.520 Okay.

01:03:04.340 You're some sort of genetic, you're, you're part Armenian or what?

01:03:07.260 I don't think I am, but I bet if I did a DNA test, I bet that would make sense.

01:03:12.640 You're that type of guy.

01:03:14.040 All right.

01:03:14.600 It's interesting.

01:03:15.160 The situation too, um, that the gays would go against the Armenians thinking that what

01:03:20.420 are they going to like beat them up?

01:03:21.720 Yeah.

01:03:22.160 I think the gays got over their skis where, uh, yes, you're backed by the corporate world.

01:03:27.380 You're backed by the current administration.

01:03:29.480 All Democrats really like coddle you like a baby, um, school boards, everything like

01:03:34.980 that.

01:03:35.560 But like you went out on the street and tried to like body up with the Armenians.

01:03:40.580 Yeah.

01:03:41.060 I don't think that's a real winning strategy for a couple of twinks, you know?

01:03:44.600 Like, Oh, Oh, I'm getting ragdolled by an Armenian.

01:03:47.240 Like you, you kind of misjudged like the twinks.

01:03:49.880 And then like the skinny neck Antifa, it's like the Armenians are going to fucking kill

01:03:53.860 you.

01:03:54.300 Yeah.

01:03:54.520 It's not really the time to fight.

01:03:55.880 So they needed the police there to enforce the homosexuality.

01:03:59.120 State enforced homosexuality.

01:04:00.580 So they need the police to make sure everyone's doing the gay stuff because the gays can't

01:04:06.140 do it.

01:04:06.480 And the Armenians kicked their ass.

01:04:07.900 Yeah.

01:04:08.180 Which is great to see.

01:04:09.260 Uh-huh.

01:04:09.940 Um, really, that really quick, we have a throwback to that.

01:04:13.700 Is it a football player or a basketball player who got asked?

01:04:16.980 This is like a really funny, uh, back and forth, but this is like years ago.

01:04:21.900 There was a football player who got asked about the gay players on his team and he kind of

01:04:27.860 gave his answer and then the next day he had to retract his statement and give a politically

01:04:33.260 correct answer that he clearly didn't write.

01:04:35.620 Yeah.

01:04:35.920 So, uh, he says the funniest pride moments are when media ambushes a black athlete about

01:04:40.900 gay people on his team, not thinking he actually says what he thinks, which is highly politically

01:04:45.040 incorrect.

01:04:45.700 Then a day later, he signs his name to a carefully worded statement a white woman wrote for him.

01:04:49.960 Yeah.

01:04:50.160 So it's like, that's perfect.

01:04:51.560 Um, it's a great point.

01:04:53.060 And so this is like from 2013, this is an old quote, but he goes, we ain't got no gay

01:04:57.580 people on the team.

01:04:58.560 Culliver told Lang, they got to get up out of here.

01:05:00.880 If they do can't be with that sweet stuff.

01:05:03.060 Nah, can't be in the locker room, man.

01:05:05.060 So like normal, a normal guy doesn't want gay guys around the locker room when he's changing

01:05:08.820 and showering and all that.

01:05:10.320 And then the next day, the derogatory comments I made yesterday were a reflection of thoughts

01:05:15.060 in my head, but they are not how I feel.

01:05:17.080 Culliver said in a statement released by the team, it has taken me seeing them in print to

01:05:20.800 realize that they are hurtful and ugly.

01:05:22.420 Those discriminating feelings are not, uh, are truly not in my heart.

01:05:25.680 Further, I apologize to those who I've hurt and offended, blah, blah, blah.

01:05:28.980 So some fat white bitch had to write that for him.

01:05:31.720 Some white woman PR lady is just like, okay, we're going to get you out of this, buddy.

01:05:35.800 You cannot cross that community.

01:05:37.920 So hilarious.

01:05:39.560 You, you, you're basically, you know, when you're doing pride stuff, you're basically

01:05:43.000 silencing a black man.

01:05:44.340 You're silencing a white man.

01:05:46.060 You're silencing normal people to get this, uh, perfectly worded thing.

01:05:50.220 So I thought that was, uh, well worded by Fisher King.

01:05:53.100 Exactly.

01:05:53.500 A white woman.

01:05:54.720 Yeah.

01:05:55.220 You know, and it's like, let's just correct your work here really quick.

01:05:58.280 Upon further review of my comments, it's like, what I said was not how I, although I was

01:06:03.480 thinking it, it's not how I feel.

01:06:05.240 Yeah.

01:06:05.680 It's just like nonsense words, man.

01:06:07.380 Just double down.

01:06:08.460 Don't do anything.

01:06:09.480 You know, ignore it.

01:06:11.220 Hey, another Arnold Palmer.

01:06:15.240 Here's no one else here.

01:06:16.760 Um, all right.

01:06:17.380 The cops salute the trans flag.

01:06:19.400 Yeah.

01:06:19.820 This is gay.

01:06:20.420 This actually made me like mad.

01:06:23.420 So it's these cops in San Francisco, the sheriff's department, San Francisco, sheriff's department

01:06:27.880 raising flag at County jail.

01:06:31.260 And then they saluted.

01:06:34.160 Oh my God.

01:06:35.540 And they salute the flag.

01:06:37.520 They have gay patches.

01:06:39.560 These might be aliens.

01:06:40.620 Look at this little cop at the end.

01:06:41.760 This little girl.

01:06:42.440 I'll beat her up.

01:06:43.500 These could be aliens.

01:06:46.980 Try to arrest me.

01:06:49.120 So don't you want to like grab him on the chest and be like, wake up, wake up.

01:06:53.840 We need you.

01:06:54.800 Crime is at an all time high.

01:06:55.940 Wake up.

01:06:56.420 You never arrested anybody.

01:06:57.840 You're hanging up gay flags.

01:06:59.160 Wake up.

01:06:59.720 We need you so bad.

01:07:01.120 And it makes me wonder, does everyone have a soul?

01:07:04.900 Like, did these people, these cops that do this and don't say anything, did they, do they

01:07:09.560 have a soul, do they get their soul sucked out already and now they do the bidding of

01:07:13.360 the legion of demons?

01:07:14.420 Well, I think you're being a little extreme because there are a ton of people who just

01:07:17.860 go through the motions on shit like this because they want to keep their pension.

01:07:21.940 Like I'm a 15 year veteran of this and I have 20, I have 10 more years until my pension

01:07:28.220 is fully in.

01:07:29.380 What am I going to do?

01:07:30.080 Rock the boat on gay shit.

01:07:31.900 And it's like a lot of people are Chinese finger trapped, you know?

01:07:35.080 Yeah.

01:07:35.360 Not a lot of people have quit their job or, you know, gone on a path.

01:07:39.300 So I'm not willing to condemn some of those guys.

01:07:41.960 I mean, you can watch the video and you see who the leaders are.

01:07:45.740 The butch lesbian lady who's really doing the salute like this, like she's leading it.

01:07:50.980 So, cause if they were never assigned a soul, they could just be empty vessels that demons

01:07:55.060 can just come into and then use to do the biddings.

01:07:58.120 Okay.

01:07:58.960 No, I think they're normal people.

01:08:00.360 And some of these guys, there are definitely people who work at this department who are

01:08:03.420 Christian and they're just, their, their shields are being eroded.

01:08:08.500 How do you arrest a cop?

01:08:11.080 Yeah.

01:08:12.720 FBI.

01:08:13.520 You got to call the FBI.

01:08:14.560 And then by then the FBI, we already know what they're up to.

01:08:17.320 And they add you to a list to try to report it.

01:08:19.300 So you can't arrest a cop.

01:08:20.880 Okay.

01:08:21.620 We have to move on.

01:08:22.760 The, the trans felt shame person.

01:08:25.400 Yeah.

01:08:25.620 This is a great clip.

01:08:27.200 Um, less fun video today than I would have hoped.

01:08:31.680 Um, I found out that Donald Trump used me and my gorgeous friend Dylan in his most recent

01:08:37.780 advertisement.

01:08:38.860 And I saw it.

01:08:40.000 Um, then I kind of fell apart.

01:08:43.000 Um, and I didn't want to tell you that cause I didn't want to like look weak.

01:08:46.360 And I was like, Oh my God, that's so stupid.

01:08:47.780 I cry on the internet all the time.

01:08:48.960 Like what's, why is it any different?

01:08:50.880 Because it is different because it's personal.

01:08:54.580 And it's also different because I fear for the safety of her community.

01:09:00.600 And I felt, I didn't want to share this either, but I think it's important.

01:09:04.780 I felt shame about being trans.

01:09:07.240 And I felt shame about being public about my transness and being, you know, bubbly.

01:09:12.360 Which is interesting.

01:09:13.480 I felt shame.

01:09:14.760 And it makes you wonder what is the feeling of shame?

01:09:19.080 Yes.

01:09:19.760 Shame is like a deep down gut feeling that you can't help.

01:09:23.940 Right.

01:09:24.580 And I think it comes from you and your actions and what you're presenting to the public being

01:09:30.580 so misaligned from the truth, from reality, from what should be, from what's natural, from

01:09:36.680 the truth.

01:09:37.420 Let's just call it the truth.

01:09:38.540 Shame at the end of the day is wrongdoing.

01:09:41.180 You know, you're kind of like, why do you feel shame?

01:09:43.620 Because you did something wrong or you did something bad.

01:09:45.920 Exactly.

01:09:46.460 Like if I was in a basketball game and it was the last second of the game and I shot a

01:09:51.880 three-pointer to win the game and I missed, I wouldn't feel shame.

01:09:55.560 I would be mad.

01:09:56.560 I'd be disappointed.

01:09:57.440 I wish it went in.

01:09:58.880 But I wouldn't feel shame.

01:10:00.140 But if that same scenario happened and I was out drinking the night before and partying

01:10:04.960 all night and didn't get any sleep and then I shot the game winning shot and missed, I

01:10:08.680 would feel shame because I did something that was wrong.

01:10:12.380 And it hurt my ability and it hurt my team and I let people down because I did something

01:10:16.040 that was wrong that I knew was wrong.

01:10:17.880 So that person feeling shame is almost like a clue.

01:10:23.100 It's like a gut check.

01:10:24.140 It's like a canary in the coal mine type of thing.

01:10:26.320 Yeah.

01:10:26.660 It's like a clue like, hey, something's way off.

01:10:29.100 We're not doing what we should be doing.

01:10:30.720 And then if you feel shame, I think shame is a, it's a good, it's obviously a bad thing,

01:10:35.660 but it's a good, it's a good sign that you know what the truth is.

01:10:38.900 Exactly.

01:10:39.260 So that person feeling shame is very telling.

01:10:42.020 Yeah.

01:10:42.480 You need to pull that thread all the way to its conclusion.

01:10:45.320 You know, why are you feeling ashamed?

01:10:47.180 And then I was thinking about this earlier and we talked about it off camera a little

01:10:50.820 bit, but shame, I think there's two things, right?

01:10:53.740 Shame is for you, right?

01:10:56.320 Shame is personal.

01:10:57.640 It's like, and then also you can be shamed by someone else, but it only works if you

01:11:03.020 feel it, right?

01:11:03.840 So shame.

01:11:04.780 And then, so that's more on an individual level.

01:11:06.840 And I was thinking about another trait or whatever you want to call it, disgust.

01:11:12.020 And so I think the powers that be have, they want shame gone.

01:11:18.900 So you could be gay, you could be a twink, you can promote it.

01:11:21.420 You can promote a terrible lifestyle to kids, like an unhappy path where you can't have your

01:11:26.840 own kids.

01:11:27.280 You can't have a family, blah, blah, blah.

01:11:28.540 But then there's also disgust, which is like more outside.

01:11:35.380 It's more like societal, right?

01:11:37.280 So when you see a tent with a bunch of trash everywhere on the side of the road and some

01:11:42.300 street rat who's like this, like looking for their next fentanyl thing, you need to be

01:11:47.120 disgusted by that too.

01:11:48.760 Yeah.

01:11:48.920 So, and they need to have shame for it.

01:11:51.420 And so the disgust is what makes society better because you get disgusted by that.

01:11:56.480 And you say, oh, like there's an untreated sewage right by the river.

01:12:00.160 That's disgusting.

01:12:01.200 I'm disgusted.

01:12:02.420 And then you do something about it.

01:12:04.080 You improve it.

01:12:04.980 You know, you outlaw tents in Austin.

01:12:07.740 You outlaw the, you know, street rats just doing open needle air drug market shit.

01:12:12.980 You need to be disgusted by that.

01:12:14.300 So you need to have shame on a personal level if you're doing wrong and you need to have

01:12:18.080 disgust on a societal level.

01:12:20.580 That's a very good point.

01:12:21.960 So I think it's like kind of something you need.

01:12:25.000 Like these, these feelings aren't comfortable, you know?

01:12:28.160 And the one thing that you've seen in places like San Francisco and Portland and these places

01:12:33.960 that are going to shit is they've traded disgust for compassion and they go Indiana Jones

01:12:41.200 Swip and they're like, no, you need to be compassionate, not disgusted.

01:12:44.520 And you know, there are some situations where like, oh, you know, you got a thing growing

01:12:48.700 on your face.

01:12:49.780 Like the initial reaction is, oh, I'm disgusted by you.

01:12:53.080 But then we have like the human element where we think above that and go, well, he can't

01:12:57.260 help it.

01:12:57.620 That's just a guy.

01:12:58.440 He's trying to do a normal job.

01:12:59.920 That's compassion.

01:13:00.360 He's a good guy.

01:13:01.180 That's where you need compassion.

01:13:02.580 You don't need compassion for choosing disgusting behavior.

01:13:05.520 Like the fentanyl addict, the guy with the club foot.

01:13:07.960 And he's like, I need to steal.

01:13:09.860 You know, I don't need compassion for those people.

01:13:12.180 I need disgust and a healthy disgust and healthy shame is great for the individual.

01:13:18.280 Healthy disgust is great for society.

01:13:20.260 That's a great point.

01:13:21.640 And I think in adding to it, a lot of these situations with these trans people, they had

01:13:26.500 some trauma from their past that they haven't dealt with.

01:13:29.560 And instead of dealing with it and then like repairing yourself and then moving forward,

01:13:34.000 they've gotten rid of that thing and said, oh, all these bad feelings I have, we need to

01:13:39.440 normalize that.

01:13:40.440 Yeah.

01:13:40.780 And then you normalize it.

01:13:42.040 And then when you normalize it, instead of feeling shame, you feel empowered or whatever.

01:13:46.120 And then you normalize it and you don't actually deal with the problems and fix them.

01:13:49.540 Instead, you're asking society to change everything so you can be accepted.

01:13:53.900 Exactly.

01:13:54.140 So then you normalize the guy in the dress.

01:13:55.640 You normalize the trans kid.

01:13:57.440 You normalize the street rat doing drugs in the open.

01:14:00.320 You normalize the-

01:14:01.380 Instead of dealing with it.

01:14:02.200 Exactly.

01:14:02.680 You normalize the severely overweight woman in a two-piece bikini and going, yes, queen,

01:14:07.880 you're beautiful.

01:14:08.800 You're so brave.

01:14:09.580 Instead of being honestly repulsed by it, which is what is natural.

01:14:13.340 Exactly.

01:14:13.820 All right.

01:14:14.000 Moving on.

01:14:14.540 We're out of Cringe of the Week and we are into urban decay.

01:14:17.620 School is out for the summer and so are these kids' guns.

01:14:21.900 Let's go to the kids shooting the random houses.

01:14:23.480 I think it's in New Orleans.

01:14:25.100 Yeah.

01:14:25.480 I actually did some research on this.

01:14:26.700 This is not New Orleans.

01:14:27.600 This got popular on a New Orleans Instagram account, but this is in Fort Worth.

01:14:32.840 Shooting at houses.

01:14:34.100 Nice suburb houses.

01:14:35.480 One house, two house, three houses.

01:14:39.180 It's like such a low IQ thing to do.

01:14:43.000 The person who does that should never be out again.

01:14:46.540 And it's like, it's really that simple.

01:14:49.180 It's like, whoa, you really showed us something there.

01:14:52.560 That you're the opposite of what can go on in society.

01:14:55.140 You're locked for a while.

01:14:58.240 Yeah, exactly.

01:14:59.780 And then there was a 4chan post about IQ and stuff like that, that kind of made me think

01:15:04.120 of this post.

01:15:05.040 Yeah.

01:15:05.260 We've been talking about this.

01:15:06.860 It's kind of been a theme recently, how we give people credit, right?

01:15:10.500 We give people basically, we assume everybody's our same intellect.

01:15:14.340 You're a complex human.

01:15:16.480 You have feelings, emotions.

01:15:17.700 You think about things.

01:15:18.640 You feel bad.

01:15:20.260 But some people are so dumb that you can't even comprehend how dumb they are.

01:15:24.460 It's like a mistake to think that everyone thinks like we think.

01:15:27.660 Yeah.

01:15:27.960 And that some of these people are like base level, like borderline, like.

01:15:31.620 R-E-T-A-R-D.

01:15:32.980 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:34.100 So it's the main reason why so many people with sub 90 IQ are sociopathic or psychopathic.

01:15:39.600 They don't have the mental computing power to model other people's thoughts and feelings.

01:15:43.880 I've seen it over and over with convicts.

01:15:47.380 Example, like, how do you think that man felt when you beat him?

01:15:50.460 Don't know.

01:15:51.280 How do you think that boy's mother felt when she heard that her son was dead?

01:15:55.340 Don't know.

01:15:56.220 It comes across as psychopathic, but these people literally don't have the brain power

01:15:59.660 to build even a crude model of someone else's mind, let alone populate it with events that

01:16:04.960 are in the past.

01:16:05.720 Which makes sense.

01:16:06.520 And that's like what that shooting into the suburbs looks like to me.

01:16:09.820 Exactly.

01:16:10.300 Oh, this will go viral.

01:16:11.280 Oh, this is like hood credit.

01:16:12.680 Oh, this is badass.

01:16:15.160 I'm a savage.

01:16:16.220 Yeah.

01:16:16.460 And it's like, there's someone in that house.

01:16:18.300 There's children in the window.

01:16:19.620 What do you think a little kid felt, you know?

01:16:22.300 And their house gets shot at.

01:16:23.540 Are they going to feel safe in their house ever again?

01:16:25.460 And it's like, I don't know.

01:16:27.080 And you think they're not thinking about it or something.

01:16:29.980 You think they don't care and they're a psycho, but really they literally are not thinking.

01:16:34.520 They cannot even think and create a whole thing.

01:16:37.880 Calling them a psycho is almost giving them too much credit.

01:16:40.480 Yeah.

01:16:40.720 Because it would imply that they have like thought about it.

01:16:43.820 Christian Bale, like you're a psycho.

01:16:46.380 Well, it implies that they've thought about it and then still made the decision to go forward

01:16:51.320 when in reality, it's basically like nobody's even thinking.

01:16:54.820 Nobody's home.

01:16:55.620 The lights are on, but not a thought to be found, basically.

01:16:59.600 All right.

01:17:00.280 Let's move on.

01:17:01.520 The kids with the machine guns in Chicago.

01:17:03.100 Chicago, this is just a similar thing.

01:17:06.900 And then these look like kids, you know?

01:17:10.940 Turn around the house.

01:17:12.220 Let's see who's here.

01:17:13.180 Is it my ops?

01:17:15.020 Like ops is anyone who also has a gun who's against it.

01:17:23.560 That's full auto.

01:17:24.980 Yeah.

01:17:25.320 That's a Glock with a switch.

01:17:26.680 I can't have full auto.

01:17:28.000 Nope.

01:17:28.380 But these street rats can.

01:17:29.980 They can.

01:17:30.740 Let's do, let's move on.

01:17:32.060 90 IQ again.

01:17:33.760 Like, and you know what?

01:17:34.800 These type of kids where they're, they're, if you saw in the video, they're like kind

01:17:38.160 of behind each other.

01:17:39.340 They're the type to just shoot each other.

01:17:41.060 Yeah.

01:17:41.360 You know, they don't really know.

01:17:42.540 They're not really good or skilled.

01:17:44.080 Exactly.

01:17:44.140 Where it's like 90 IQ.

01:17:45.780 Like, oh, you're trying to shoot your ops.

01:17:47.820 What if you miss?

01:17:48.820 Who's behind your ops?

01:17:49.880 Who's in that building in the car behind your ops, full auto shooting and the bullets you

01:17:55.460 miss?

01:17:55.700 Where do those bullets go?

01:17:56.740 None of that checklist happens.

01:17:58.560 That's all I do is the checklist.

01:18:00.180 Exactly.

01:18:00.900 And then.

01:18:01.300 The whole life is the checklist.

01:18:02.040 And it's funny because some people are like neurotic and overthinkers.

01:18:05.160 And it's like, you're plagued with this thing.

01:18:07.220 And then some people are just going through life.

01:18:09.140 Like I'm in a room right now.

01:18:11.720 I'm here right now.

01:18:13.300 Where are we going?

01:18:14.060 And then just like a.

01:18:15.360 There's nothing but the moment you're currently in.

01:18:17.860 Like a buzz in their head.

01:18:19.060 Low hum.

01:18:19.600 Yeah.

01:18:19.820 Let's do the headache treatment.

01:18:21.320 Louisiana headache treatment.

01:18:24.120 I can't even do this.

01:18:25.360 This is a bad one.

01:18:28.140 Kids got a headache.

01:18:29.260 It's June, right?

01:18:31.240 In New Orleans or LA, Louisiana somewhere.

01:18:34.240 And they think the bubbles coming up is the headache getting out.

01:18:41.520 And they go, look at that.

01:18:42.160 Look at that.

01:18:43.260 That's why your head's hurting.

01:18:46.960 That's the headache coming out.

01:18:48.720 And it's like you have the cure for the headache.

01:18:51.060 But instead of drinking it, you poured it on the child's head.

01:18:54.100 It's likely a heat stroke headache.

01:18:56.720 And the kid needs water and he's dehydrated.

01:18:58.940 So let's flip the mug and then watch these bubbles come out and assume that's some sort of

01:19:02.700 demon out of his head.

01:19:03.540 Yeah, let's suck the headache out.

01:19:04.880 I don't know, man.

01:19:05.880 So, hey, some people aren't even thinking.

01:19:08.320 And you know what?

01:19:08.900 I will say, like, I'm not even against, like, these kind of, like, old school where you don't

01:19:13.800 really know how it works remedies, but it's worked since 1400.

01:19:18.100 I saw one the other day, like, about you cut an onion up and then you put the onion in

01:19:22.160 honey.

01:19:23.420 And then you let it sit for, like, days and soak.

01:19:26.440 And then you take the onion out and then you have that honey and you can have a spoonful

01:19:30.340 of it when you get sick, like a sore throat or something.

01:19:33.660 And it's like, that I believe.

01:19:35.240 The onion leeches some sort of antioxidants or some stuff that I don't really know about

01:19:39.360 into the honey.

01:19:40.380 And then the honey clears your throat, too.

01:19:42.360 And it's like a good combo.

01:19:43.700 Yeah, that rings true.

01:19:44.780 That type of stuff I can believe.

01:19:46.340 Yeah.

01:19:46.600 The headache bubbles or the headache.

01:19:48.580 That's the suck of the headache out.

01:19:50.100 It's too much air in his head.

01:19:51.200 Come on, guys.

01:19:52.780 All right.

01:19:53.380 The guy who harasses the news crew with the needle.

01:19:57.580 This is, like, this is it.

01:19:59.620 This is what happens.

01:20:02.320 This is, they're doing a street report on a murder.

01:20:06.380 In fact, he's right here.

01:20:07.680 And we're just hoping that he doesn't actually stick us with this needle.

01:20:10.740 What's up, man?

01:20:11.460 What's in your hand?

01:20:13.960 What's in your hand, bro?

01:20:15.520 What's in your hand, bro?

01:20:16.420 Yeah, you might want to keep that away from me.

01:20:18.680 Oh.

01:20:19.080 We got you on video.

01:20:20.580 Oh, yeah.

01:20:21.060 He cares, Dan.

01:20:22.160 He cares.

01:20:22.820 But this is a dangerous place out here, as evidenced by what I just showed you.

01:20:26.380 And I don't really want to turn my back on this guy.

01:20:28.540 I don't know who he's going to go stick.

01:20:29.820 Is he going to go stick somebody?

01:20:30.760 There's the kids.

01:20:31.740 There's all the children.

01:20:32.560 So you got the guy with the needle in the gray hoodie.

01:20:35.140 And you got the children walking past him from E3, the school.

01:20:38.860 If that doesn't say it all, I don't know what does.

01:20:43.500 Yeah.

01:20:44.360 So there he is.

01:20:45.920 They're investigating a murder, a broad daylight murder.

01:20:49.880 And then it's like, what's going on downtown?

01:20:52.380 And then you see the street rat come by with his syringe.

01:20:54.780 It's like, this is what's going on.

01:20:56.480 Nobody stops anybody.

01:20:57.760 Nobody locks any criminals up.

01:20:59.720 Exactly.

01:21:00.280 There's a graph of that.

01:21:01.780 I don't know.

01:21:02.240 I can't say the word.

01:21:03.500 Recidivism.

01:21:04.280 Recidivism.

01:21:04.760 70% to 80% of violent crimes are recidivism after an earlier conviction for a violent crime.

01:21:11.420 Almost 50% are a person's third violent conviction.

01:21:15.720 So it's like if you just locked them up after the first violent crime, it would probably get

01:21:20.360 rid of all the crimes.

01:21:21.220 Reduce more violent crimes by half.

01:21:24.140 Yeah.

01:21:25.080 And that's only if you did it on the second.

01:21:27.220 If you did it on the second and said, okay, you're locked away forever, you know, we don't

01:21:32.020 have the will anymore.

01:21:33.640 You know why?

01:21:34.520 Because nobody's disgusted by it.

01:21:36.140 We replaced it with compassion.

01:21:37.840 Think about the prisoner.

01:21:39.420 Yeah.

01:21:39.560 Don't get disgusted on the guy who got hit with a tire iron in his head and was twitching

01:21:44.140 on the ground like fucking the waiter at the end of The Sopranos, you know, or they

01:21:49.860 didn't leave him a tip.

01:21:51.140 Don't think about him.

01:21:52.280 Have compassion for the criminal.

01:21:53.860 Don't have disgust for the crime, you know?

01:21:55.920 Yeah.

01:21:56.300 So that's kind of a broad thing.

01:21:57.520 That's why they have now crack pipe vending machines in New York City.

01:22:00.400 Yeah.

01:22:00.780 So here's a new one.

01:22:01.820 Crack.

01:22:02.460 And you know what?

01:22:03.240 It's funny because there's been these type of vending machines around, but it's usually

01:22:08.400 Narcan.

01:22:09.020 Uh-huh.

01:22:09.580 Right?

01:22:10.040 It's Narcan to bring you back to life after you overdose on fentanyl, smuggled across the

01:22:13.520 border.

01:22:13.960 They should stop doing that.

01:22:15.080 Well, is that who really needs to be saved?

01:22:19.100 The fentanyl'd out guys?

01:22:21.000 You know, I get it if you're, you know, there's actually a lot of people affected.

01:22:24.820 There's layers to it.

01:22:25.020 Yeah.

01:22:25.240 There's layers to it.

01:22:26.420 But now it's not only Narcan, it's the crack smoking kit.

01:22:31.680 NYC, safe smoking kit.

01:22:34.340 It has a crack pipe.

01:22:35.260 Heavy stem, the pipe, mouthpiece, pusher, six screens.

01:22:38.780 Chore filter and lip balm.

01:22:40.400 So you can keep your lips, lips, uh, six screens too.

01:22:43.940 So you can get fresh hits.

01:22:45.080 Yeah.

01:22:45.520 That's actually nice.

01:22:46.340 They're really fucking bump setting spiking you crackheads out there.

01:22:49.520 We don't know how to stop them, but here's all the tools.

01:22:52.140 Here's how to do it.

01:22:53.160 Here's how you do it.

01:22:54.660 We don't know what the problem is.

01:22:55.840 We don't know why everyone's doing this.

01:22:56.980 Guys, the crack pipes are for free and they're in the vending machine right there.

01:23:00.140 And then you wonder why there's some street rat who's threatening to stick you with a dirty

01:23:04.600 needle out in San Diego.

01:23:06.200 It's like shocker.

01:23:07.080 I don't know.

01:23:07.860 Why won't they arrest this guy?

01:23:09.200 Oh, by the way, everyone who gets arrested gets let go and they do more crimes.

01:23:12.200 Why are there so many crimes?

01:23:13.540 Yeah.

01:23:14.040 Um, let's play that clip about Dubai.

01:23:16.760 Uh, the guy who puts his Rolls Royce key on his car and goes and works out.

01:23:21.000 I got the keys of a Rolls Royce colonel.

01:23:24.060 Put it right here beside the spirit of ecstasy and I'll go to the gym.

01:23:29.260 So we got to get that music out for copyright reasons.

01:23:32.180 We won't play that.

01:23:33.460 Oh, the car is still there.

01:23:34.780 Look at this.

01:23:35.840 He comes out hours later when it's dark out and the car still has the keys on it.

01:23:41.140 And that's what they do in Dubai.

01:23:44.320 Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.

01:23:46.840 Mashallah, Dubai.

01:23:47.880 And that's because if someone stole the car, they get arrested and they'd be smashing rocks

01:23:51.960 in the heat somewhere.

01:23:52.780 They get their arms cut off or something.

01:23:54.300 No, it's literally, I looked it up.

01:23:55.840 It's literally a 20 year sentence.

01:23:58.400 So you want to take that car, you're going to get caught and it's 20 years.

01:24:01.780 Yeah.

01:24:02.000 And then for us, it's like, well, you know, we'll plead you down to time served and some

01:24:06.780 nonsense.

01:24:07.980 Yeah, you'll be out and it won't even count against your next violent crime.

01:24:11.240 We won't even use it against you next time.

01:24:12.880 You'll be out within 20, not even 24 hours.

01:24:15.400 Yep.

01:24:15.740 So Dubai is kind of kicking our ass and the Middle East is kind of like kicking America's

01:24:20.920 ass based wise.

01:24:22.060 Like they're not letting the kids get trans.

01:24:24.240 They don't have crime like we have crime.

01:24:27.160 They haven't lost the will to fight yet.

01:24:30.620 Yeah, exactly.

01:24:31.660 The men just do what needs to be done.

01:24:34.060 Yeah.

01:24:34.280 Everyone here is just soft and went bad.

01:24:36.900 I think those types are good people to partner with.

01:24:41.160 For sure.

01:24:41.620 Like we can kind of imagine using that as a proxy, like the Muslims in America aren't

01:24:47.800 going to want their kids to be taught LGBT stuff.

01:24:50.620 For sure.

01:24:50.860 So it's like we use them as a proxy where it's like, all right, go push back on this

01:24:53.940 really hard.

01:24:54.560 And then because white people can't.

01:24:57.180 Yeah.

01:24:57.380 But I don't want them here anyway.

01:24:58.880 You know?

01:24:59.300 Yeah.

01:24:59.520 It's a catch 22.

01:25:00.560 So because then once they save us, then it's theirs.

01:25:04.340 I would much rather live in a white Christian nation who actually has the wherewithal.

01:25:10.480 You know what I mean?

01:25:11.260 Who actually has.

01:25:12.080 And obviously that's kind of not saying, you know, of course it's like, but we just kind

01:25:16.820 of lost that.

01:25:17.700 Yeah.

01:25:17.840 I don't know where everyone went or what happened.

01:25:20.740 Women.

01:25:21.880 It's like women and then like guys who want to like earn their favor.

01:25:26.520 And it's like, no, be compassionate towards the criminal.

01:25:29.340 Yeah.

01:25:29.700 And everyone watches too much pornography.

01:25:31.660 Yeah.

01:25:31.900 And then it makes their brain soft.

01:25:33.280 And they're like, I don't want to cause any problems.

01:25:35.040 Just whatever you think.

01:25:35.980 I don't want to rock the boat.

01:25:38.100 Let the criminal out.

01:25:40.300 Yeah, exactly.

01:25:41.240 That's literally what it is.

01:25:42.480 I think.

01:25:43.000 All right.

01:25:43.380 That is it for Urban Decay.

01:25:46.220 Yep.

01:25:46.740 Which is fine.

01:25:47.940 Cool.

01:25:49.060 We are moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:25:51.300 Cool.

01:25:52.140 And we're good.

01:25:53.140 Golfer breaks the, we're going to go fast to Uplifting Gold, but we always do.

01:25:56.580 And that's just how it is.

01:25:57.220 Golfer breaks the window on the first hole of the clubhouse.

01:26:01.900 This is you golfing.

01:26:05.400 Ooh.

01:26:07.900 Straight to it.

01:26:09.620 Oh, man.

01:26:10.560 That's the first hole too.

01:26:11.740 It's like you're immediately, you just paid $80 to do the round.

01:26:14.840 And you're like, okay, 380 bucks to fix the window.

01:26:17.840 Yeah.

01:26:18.380 Goodbye.

01:26:18.800 Nice life.

01:26:19.340 And you're like, oh, I'm a normal golfer.

01:26:20.380 I can be on this course.

01:26:21.600 Yeah.

01:26:21.740 And I'm going to have a normal round.

01:26:23.360 I'm a real golfer.

01:26:24.640 Smash the window of the clubhouse.

01:26:26.300 Worst shot you could do.

01:26:27.920 All right.

01:26:28.440 Mom hits the kid with the belt for taking her car to Cars and Coffee.

01:26:33.040 I just found it.

01:26:34.980 Bye.

01:26:39.340 It won't end it.

01:26:41.740 Pull over now.

01:26:47.200 I had a mom like this.

01:26:48.540 I love a good angry mom.

01:26:49.660 She's not mad at me anymore, but I have an angry mom in high school.

01:26:56.340 Taking mom's BMW to the Cars and Coffee, I guess.

01:26:59.860 Yeah.

01:27:02.840 Which I don't even know what goes on there.

01:27:04.260 Don't people just park and like walk around?

01:27:06.340 Yeah.

01:27:06.760 I think that you made me race a little bit.

01:27:09.000 She's hitting him with a belt.

01:27:10.540 On the highway.

01:27:11.420 What did you get hit with growing up?

01:27:12.840 Anything?

01:27:13.780 No.

01:27:14.180 Nothing.

01:27:14.900 I got spanked.

01:27:15.840 Like butt.

01:27:17.260 Yeah.

01:27:17.480 When I was a little kid.

01:27:18.360 I got hit with a wooden spoon.

01:27:20.160 That was mine.

01:27:21.100 Wooden spoon.

01:27:21.900 And then one time the phone and the phone broke.

01:27:23.920 I had a bruise on my leg of the phone.

01:27:26.540 The shape of the phone.

01:27:28.100 Nice.

01:27:28.640 But I turned out great.

01:27:29.980 Nice.

01:27:30.460 Yeah.

01:27:30.860 You turned out great.

01:27:32.980 All right.

01:27:34.180 Drink from the hose clip.

01:27:35.280 This dad is teaching his kids how to be 90s kids.

01:27:40.660 This is 90s baby training.

01:27:42.820 Baby training?

01:27:44.320 90s baby training.

01:27:45.840 Drink from the side.

01:27:48.200 Water.

01:27:49.640 Put your lips on it.

01:27:51.120 Drink the water.

01:27:55.060 Drink the water.

01:27:59.000 He's not even good at it.

01:28:00.040 Put your lips on it.

01:28:01.180 There you go.

01:28:01.920 Drink the water.

01:28:02.500 Your turn.

01:28:05.780 Don't be scared.

01:28:06.900 Wow.

01:28:07.340 We really had it good.

01:28:08.600 Turn your face that way.

01:28:10.420 We really had it good.

01:28:12.240 Our generation is the last that had it like both ways.

01:28:15.500 Yeah.

01:28:16.060 And we really had it good.

01:28:17.580 Yeah.

01:28:17.780 Growing up in the 90s was a very great time.

01:28:20.900 Basically maybe the last good time.

01:28:23.380 Yeah.

01:28:23.740 When you didn't have cell phones.

01:28:24.780 You didn't have anything like that.

01:28:25.880 It really was.

01:28:27.040 All right.

01:28:27.580 Kid falls at graduation for fun.

01:28:31.300 Much for you to trip down the stairs once you graduate.

01:28:33.380 Honestly, I'm thinking like $3.

01:28:44.760 That's a good American pastime right there.

01:28:47.220 Fully eating it just for the bit.

01:28:48.820 Causing a scene for a few bucks.

01:28:50.580 That's Americana.

01:28:52.480 I used to do that in high school with people.

01:28:54.560 Make like a disgusting concoction of like Sprite, milk, ketchup, mustard, meat.

01:29:00.160 And be like drink this for $10.

01:29:01.800 Classic.

01:29:02.160 And kids would do it.

01:29:03.680 All right.

01:29:04.380 Cocaine is fun.

01:29:07.540 This is good.

01:29:10.080 What does it say?

01:29:12.020 Connection is fun.

01:29:13.160 Connection is fun.

01:29:14.060 That's it.

01:29:14.720 That's what that says.

01:29:17.520 That's pretty good.

01:29:19.880 There's a Medics Hissifis tweet that was really good.

01:29:22.380 That was uplifting.

01:29:23.620 But also he's like one of our favorite accounts.

01:29:26.200 He's our friend now.

01:29:27.200 No, I thought this was a brilliant take because you need both.

01:29:30.080 You need yin and yang, right?

01:29:31.940 Exactly.

01:29:32.540 So I'll read it.

01:29:33.320 A four-year-old is what?

01:29:35.200 I'm sorry.

01:29:35.580 Let me do that again.

01:29:37.500 A four-year-old is being walked by his parents and he craps his pants.

01:29:41.920 The dad yells, why didn't you tell us you needed to go to the bathroom?

01:29:45.100 You've made a mess.

01:29:45.920 The mom says, it's okay, honey.

01:29:47.860 Let's get cleaned up.

01:29:49.220 Both of these are needed.

01:29:51.180 Can you keep going?

01:29:52.060 I can't read it from here.

01:29:53.100 Both of these are needed to raise a normal kid.

01:29:54.820 You need to avoid shitting yourself, but sometimes shit happens.

01:29:57.760 I feel like every modern parenting technique is focused on the mom's response without realizing

01:30:01.980 the dad's is also necessary.

01:30:03.720 That's so true.

01:30:05.020 Dad, you got to, somebody's got to hold them accountable.

01:30:07.400 You shit your pants?

01:30:08.600 You shit your pants.

01:30:09.380 It shouldn't be like, oh, you're a baby.

01:30:11.220 You should feel that.

01:30:12.200 And that goes back to the shame.

01:30:13.500 You need to be a little shameful when you shit your pants.

01:30:16.860 You need to know it's a mistake.

01:30:18.440 Internalize that.

01:30:19.620 Personal responsibility.

01:30:20.760 No, I agree.

01:30:21.740 That's huge.

01:30:22.460 You sent me that screenshot and I was like, damn, I was going to send you that screenshot

01:30:25.920 because that's a good point from our boy.

01:30:28.280 We love him, Medic Sisyphus.

01:30:29.200 Follow him on Twitter.

01:30:30.260 He's a new dad too, I think.

01:30:31.460 Yeah, congratulations.

01:30:33.920 I think, I know.

01:30:35.220 Yeah, golf ball guy.

01:30:36.920 We'll end it on this.

01:30:38.060 All right.

01:30:39.260 This is our last clip.

01:30:40.780 Here's something you'd like to see.

01:30:42.240 One of the world's largest collections.

01:30:45.360 NFL.

01:30:46.220 Of unique golf balls.

01:30:48.160 Now, these are all Super Bowl balls.

01:30:50.860 I've got every automobile manufacturer.

01:30:53.520 460 crates stacked floor to ceiling.

01:30:56.500 Volkswagen, Lexus, Mercedes-Benz.

01:30:58.800 70,000 golf balls.

01:31:00.900 Honda.

01:31:01.420 Not two alike.

01:31:03.120 My wife always knew where I was at.

01:31:05.080 Not once in his life has he paid for a golf ball.

01:31:08.740 This is a ball out of the 20s.

01:31:10.520 Payne would be cheating.

01:31:12.380 This ball here is an eagle reach.

01:31:14.940 1917, this ball.

01:31:17.480 Just one extended break for R.J.'s military service.

01:31:21.420 Though in recent years, the searching...

01:31:23.740 Here's a ball.

01:31:24.520 ...has also paused for breaks.

01:31:26.900 Yeah.

01:31:27.380 ...on the third hole.

01:31:29.300 We always hope you go first, but it don't always work that way.

01:31:32.760 She died first.

01:31:33.640 Isn't that nice old man has a hobby?

01:31:36.060 He's not transgender because he's busy.

01:31:38.100 He's a partner.

01:31:38.740 You know what?

01:31:39.220 He's got something to do.

01:31:40.380 He can't be trans.

01:31:41.440 Can we talk about this a little bit?

01:31:42.560 Are we in a rush?

01:31:42.740 Yeah, of course.

01:31:43.340 We're in a rush.

01:31:43.960 Because I used to...

01:31:44.820 I saw some old...

01:31:46.640 It was either a tweet or a 4chan post that really resonated with me.

01:31:49.600 And it was about a guy like this, you know, getting into some weird hobby, right?

01:31:54.980 And he's a golf ball expert.

01:31:56.280 He probably knows history.

01:31:57.260 He's been doing it for 60 years.

01:31:59.220 So he's an expert.

01:32:00.420 And is it that valuable?

01:32:01.800 I don't know.

01:32:02.760 But if somebody had a question, he's the guy, you know?

01:32:06.400 And the post that I'm referencing was basically, like, something along the lines of, like,

01:32:10.900 in the 1850s, the semi-autistic weird guy would document every single butterfly in his

01:32:18.740 area, you know?

01:32:19.760 He'd go through.

01:32:20.360 He'd draw sketches.

01:32:21.300 He'd know all the habits.

01:32:22.500 He'd learn things.

01:32:23.280 And he'd probably make, like, almost a scientific breakthrough.

01:32:25.480 Like, I was the first to observe butterflies doing XYZ, right?

01:32:30.640 And then now it's, like, all those guys just play video games.

01:32:34.440 All those guys play Minecraft.

01:32:36.240 Or all those guys are funneled toward, like, certain hobbies and things.

01:32:39.380 That just sucks that passion out.

01:32:40.960 Exactly.

01:32:41.560 And it's nice to be a little weird, you know?

01:32:43.600 It's nice to have a hobby that is almost one-of-one unique, you know?

01:32:47.900 That's so true.

01:32:48.420 Back in the day, it's like, oh, I have all these salamanders.

01:32:52.460 Exactly.

01:32:52.720 And I have them in jars, and this one's got this, this one's poisonous, this one has red

01:32:56.200 and black, this one's got orange and black.

01:32:57.760 This is my rarest one.

01:32:58.920 This one was from the south of England.

01:33:01.080 He had something to do.

01:33:02.400 Yeah.

01:33:02.640 And now everyone has so much to do that they do nothing, and then they put it all into

01:33:06.260 video games.

01:33:06.940 And that sucks up that ingenuity, that man brain of, like, documenting and categorizing and

01:33:13.720 analyzing.

01:33:14.720 Or learning, being passionate about something.

01:33:16.180 Yeah.

01:33:16.380 So, I mean, that was just my thought there.

01:33:18.080 Like, good for the golf ball guy.

01:33:19.580 Yeah.

01:33:19.760 You didn't waste your time doing something stupid.

01:33:21.400 Well, one could make the argument.

01:33:23.980 To be completely honest, one could make the argument.

01:33:27.220 But he's passionate about it.

01:33:28.480 He likes it.

01:33:29.220 And he's got to be an expert.

01:33:30.960 I like that guy.

01:33:32.000 That's what life's about.

01:33:33.020 That's Americana.

01:33:34.260 All right.

01:33:34.520 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:33:35.960 I'll see if anything you want to add.

01:33:37.180 We have the business shout-out.

01:33:38.880 We have a business shout-out.

01:33:40.360 Guys, every week we've done a business shout-out.

01:33:42.940 We did the pizza place.

01:33:44.400 We did the roofing company.

01:33:46.080 We did the cutting board.

01:33:47.680 You guys have been great.

01:33:48.800 You've given them tons of reviews.

01:33:49.960 It's kind of like the Fleckus Army is just, like, going in and, like, propping these businesses up.

01:33:54.580 And it goes such a long way.

01:33:55.860 We have one today for the Bangorter Ranch.

01:33:59.640 My friend Eli Bangorter, friend of the show, friend in real life.

01:34:03.860 I know his whole family.

01:34:05.300 They're the best people.

01:34:06.640 They've been so good to me.

01:34:08.320 They actually booked me for my first college speech ever at his sister's school.

01:34:13.140 So, that was cool.

01:34:14.640 That was, like, five years ago.

01:34:16.760 They have a ranch that needs Google reviews.

01:34:20.320 They are fully following the show.

01:34:23.620 They know all the show lore.

01:34:25.040 They know about Rob and Ceviche and tennis.

01:34:28.480 Against their will.

01:34:30.200 Maybe don't say that you've played tennis.

01:34:32.420 I don't think there's a tennis court on the ranch.

01:34:34.520 But they know all the lore.

01:34:36.460 Leave them some good Google reviews.

01:34:38.320 Five stars.

01:34:39.320 Leave a nice comment.

01:34:40.220 Don't make it a monkey paw thing.

01:34:42.380 Don't make it a full monkey paw thing where, you know, you ruin the review and it's clearly fake.

01:34:48.440 They have nine.

01:34:49.160 Oh, is this what it's called?

01:34:50.860 Oh, no.

01:34:51.500 That might be a different one.

01:34:52.460 Okay.

01:34:52.740 But we have it linked in the description.

01:34:54.180 So, guys, click there and then leave good reviews.

01:34:57.520 They named one of their horses Fleckus.

01:35:00.160 This is at Eagle Mountain Ranch.

01:35:01.620 It's Bangorter Ranch, Eagle Mountain Ranch, right?

01:35:03.620 Yep.

01:35:04.320 And they named one of their horses Fleckus.

01:35:06.520 And they have 19 Google reviews right now.

01:35:08.340 19.

01:35:08.620 So, we can cook these numbers, guys.

01:35:10.800 Let's cook the books.

01:35:11.820 But don't monkey paw it.

01:35:13.240 Don't say Rob Ceviche Tennis.

01:35:15.720 Please make it something like a little bit.

01:35:18.360 But please make it like, oh, they were great.

01:35:20.060 The horses.

01:35:20.940 They were great.

01:35:21.760 The cabins are great.

01:35:22.500 Everything was clean.

01:35:23.500 Loved it.

01:35:24.320 Yeah.

01:35:24.480 Great experience.

01:35:25.300 Family fun.

01:35:26.520 They named one of the horses Fleckus.

01:35:28.820 I think one of the horses Richard Rapoy as well.

01:35:30.600 So, we're going to let that video play as our outro of the horses they named Fleckus and Richard Rapoy.

01:35:37.820 We love the Bangorters.

01:35:39.040 We hope this helps.

01:35:40.220 Let's go leave a bunch of reviews.

01:35:42.080 Links are in the description.

01:35:43.760 And it's a beautiful ranch.

01:35:44.920 It is a beautiful ranch.

01:35:45.740 Sorry to interrupt.

01:35:46.240 They deserve it.

01:35:47.000 It's like crazy.

01:35:47.740 I'm looking at it right now.

01:35:49.140 When are we going?

01:35:50.220 We probably could go.

01:35:51.280 I know.

01:35:51.920 We really could.

01:35:52.980 So, they're the best.

01:35:54.100 Let's help them out.

01:35:55.020 They've been so good to me.

01:35:56.240 Not just as people in my DMs.

01:35:58.560 Like, real people in my real life.

01:35:59.920 They've been so good to me.

01:36:01.220 Let's take care of them and leave some good Google reviews.

01:36:03.440 Tell them Fleckus sent you.

01:36:04.800 Another Fleckus Talks in the book.

01:36:05.920 Thank you guys for watching.

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01:36:19.460 We have a lot of things to talk about.

01:36:21.080 Knife attack.

01:36:21.720 We're going to be talking about the knife attack.

01:36:23.340 Mizzy is back to his, he apologized, but he's back to his old shit.

01:36:26.780 We're going to talk about some low IQ 14-year-old type shit, too.

01:36:29.900 Some shit we probably don't want to talk about on YouTube, so.

01:36:33.140 A pervert got caught taking pics of a lady's butt at the store.

01:36:37.180 We might be on his side, though.

01:36:38.600 Who knows what we're going to do.

01:36:40.060 Dolphin drew some bad symbols.

01:36:43.420 Leah Thomas got a surgery.

01:36:46.040 Jail might be fun.

01:36:47.380 We have some clips from people in jail, and it looks kind of fun.

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01:37:03.500 Thank you guys for watching.

01:37:04.680 We'll see you at the next one.

01:37:06.860 Cool.

01:37:07.280 Great episode.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 09, 2023

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