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00:00:16.400 Welcome back to Flock of Socks, a podcast episode 250.

00:00:20.260 Today on the show, everyone's talking about tariffs.

00:00:23.960 We're going to tell you why they could be good for us long term.

00:00:26.920 Then Islam is taking over America. 1.00

00:00:30.020 We're going to show you clips out of Texas, Arizona, and Philly that are going to make you big mad.

00:00:35.120 Then we have a pup play demonstration in Cringe of the Week you're not going to want to miss.

00:00:39.020 And last but not least, we have a low impulse control section in Urban Decay that involves dog poop throwing and the murder of a teenager.

00:00:49.180 All this and more.

00:00:50.000 It's Flock of Socks, a podcast episode 250, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

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00:01:03.780 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:05.980 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:11.280 Very cool.

00:01:12.400 Very cool.

00:01:14.220 It's Flock of Socks, a podcast featuring Richard.

00:01:16.380 All right, one for one on the intro, as always.

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00:02:40.220 Happy Friday, everybody.

00:02:41.860 Totally different energy this episode.

00:02:43.380 Feels good to be here.

00:02:44.900 Happy Friday.

00:02:45.700 The weekend's here.

00:02:46.580 We're all slacking off at work.

00:02:48.100 Yeah.

00:02:48.660 Feels good.

00:02:49.300 We do have something to get to, some housekeeping within housekeeping.

00:02:52.900 Before we get to the show, I have to clarify something from Tuesday's episode.

00:02:57.760 That shirt I was wearing was, in fact, a woman's shirt. 0.99

00:03:02.760 Here's the picture of it.

00:03:04.600 I thought it was a men's shirt because it was a 2XL, and there's no world I thought where I'd fit into a woman's 2XL. 0.98

00:03:10.980 But ladies are getting bigger in America. 1.00

00:03:13.160 Yeah, I guess so.

00:03:14.620 And I'm like a 5XL in Chinese.

00:03:17.080 Oh.

00:03:17.360 So I figured, like, oh, this is a 2X.

00:03:19.920 It is cut a little weird.

00:03:21.400 The shoulders are a little off, and it's a little short around here.

00:03:24.580 But, oh, it's a 2X.

00:03:25.720 It's got to be a men's shirt.

00:03:27.500 Ends up it was a woman's shirt. 1.00

00:03:29.880 So sorry about that.

00:03:31.760 Hope I didn't confuse anyone's kids.

00:03:33.960 This is not, I'm not trams.

00:03:35.640 Yeah, this is not the show.

00:03:36.960 It's a good thing that you apologized.

00:03:38.300 And I, for the record, I told them not to wear that shirt, mainly because it was the same color as the background.

00:03:45.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:45.680 But, you know, I knew something wasn't right.

00:03:47.920 It looked weird.

00:03:48.820 Yeah.

00:03:49.300 And then I had, like, these, like, pointy shoulders.

00:03:51.620 I felt like I was in the Hunger Games or something. 0.85

00:03:53.740 Disgusting stuff.

00:03:54.340 Yeah, very disrespectful.

00:03:55.680 I apologize.

00:03:56.720 Okay.

00:03:57.280 Let's get to the show.

00:03:58.600 Okay.

00:03:59.100 We have a lot to get to.

00:04:00.320 We have a pretty packed show.

00:04:01.660 Michael Long, and if we do, who cares?

00:04:03.280 It's Friday.

00:04:03.900 Yep.

00:04:04.420 First things first, Cory Booker did a filibuster.

00:04:07.800 We're going to play a little clip from it.

00:04:10.340 I will tell you.

00:04:16.740 This Constitution has saved my life.

00:04:20.120 It made my life.

00:04:21.360 Because people marched to make real on the promise of our democracy.

00:04:26.720 People bled to make real on this democracy.

00:04:30.080 When some people told us that this, that this Constitution didn't apply for us, this body, this body.

00:04:39.580 All right.

00:04:40.340 Yeah.

00:04:40.680 So, that's honestly the best thing I've seen out of him in a while, probably since he had that fake girlfriend to prove he wasn't gay that time for the presidential election. 0.53

00:04:49.800 Yeah, true.

00:04:50.380 My favorite was when he was palling around with Harry Sisson or Chris Mowry, whichever one of those twinks it was, and he kind of turned them around.

00:04:56.140 That was my favorite Cory Booker moment.

00:04:57.500 Tops and bottoms.

00:04:59.140 But it was basically a bit.

00:05:01.200 Like, the filibuster is basically a senatorial bit.

00:05:05.640 Well, so.

00:05:06.840 So, like, that's what I like.

00:05:07.940 It's like a Costanza move to be like, oh, I'll just waste everyone's time.

00:05:11.100 And what if I talk for 24 hours?

00:05:12.640 Would that change it?

00:05:13.440 I could do that.

00:05:14.400 Exactly.

00:05:14.680 It's like a Costanza thing.

00:05:15.620 Well, but then it's also a tool to stop legislation.

00:05:19.000 But I hear you saying filibuster.

00:05:21.240 This was a protest.

00:05:22.560 This wasn't a filibuster.

00:05:23.900 This wasn't for a specific piece of legislation.

00:05:26.800 He just got up and did this.

00:05:28.500 Wow.

00:05:28.860 So, he didn't even try to stop a vote?

00:05:30.840 No.

00:05:31.220 It was a true just theater kid, look at me, 24-hour performance.

00:05:36.140 Well, I liked it.

00:05:37.360 That's what the Democrats are up to, which I guess is a good thing, you know?

00:05:40.840 We keep saying, I mean, we lost a couple elections and we barely won some elections.

00:05:45.840 That kind of happened to the Wisconsin Supreme Court.

00:05:48.060 But I think the state of Wisconsin enshrined voter ID laws.

00:05:52.140 So, it was kind of like a half and half guy.

00:05:54.200 Half and half guy.

00:05:55.260 But, you know, we like when they're spinning their wheels in the mud, wasting their time, 0.97

00:05:59.580 elevating black women, stuff like that. 1.00

00:06:01.600 Actually, you're elevating black women, too. 1.00

00:06:04.060 Black girl magic. 0.98

00:06:04.780 Black girl magic at the Chipotle after they forget their guac. 0.53

00:06:08.680 We might get to that nerve.

00:06:10.020 We might get to that nerve in decay.

00:06:12.280 But I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, all right?

00:06:13.780 Put your hair out.

00:06:14.500 Yeah.

00:06:15.140 Yeah, we'll get to that, actually, at the final page of housekeeping.

00:06:17.700 This is a P.O. Box gift that I'm very grateful for.

00:06:20.260 Oh, okay.

00:06:21.340 But, like you said, the Democrats are constantly, you know, talking about the democracies under

00:06:25.840 attack and all these things and they're spinning their wheels.

00:06:29.020 But it's interesting because democracy being under attack, it's actually not under attack from

00:06:33.480 the right wing.

00:06:34.040 It's actually under attack from the left wing, from the people who accuse us of attacking

00:06:37.660 democracy.

00:06:38.980 Marine Le Pen in France, the presidential nominee, she's got two-year jail term coming up. 1.00

00:06:45.780 Yeah.

00:06:46.440 Which is insane.

00:06:47.340 And then Jack Posobiec had a great tweet, said, but remember, we have to go to war with Russia 0.82

00:06:51.260 to save democracy in Europe.

00:06:52.740 And there's another example, speaking of Russia and Ukraine, with a Cernovich tweet here.

00:06:57.060 Can you give that a read?

00:06:57.840 Yeah.

00:06:58.060 He said, Ukraine won't have an election.

00:07:00.400 Romania canceled it after the wrong person was winning, then banned him from running.

00:07:05.540 Now France has done the same.

00:07:07.080 This is what Democrats mean when they say, we support democracy.

00:07:09.880 Yeah.

00:07:10.520 So it's all backwards and upside down.

00:07:12.760 And to be honest, I know it's horrible that Marine Le Pen's getting a jail sentence, but

00:07:18.560 it could be what sets it off.

00:07:20.000 And people finally will say enough is enough and maybe take it to the streets and protest

00:07:23.780 it in the right way.

00:07:24.940 Yeah, it could be.

00:07:25.920 But yeah, there's a true globalist caveat for we love and protect democracy as long

00:07:32.660 as you're not a far right anti-migrant person, which is what's actually bubbling up.

00:07:36.760 So they'll do everything they can, lawfare across countries.

00:07:39.880 And I don't know.

00:07:41.020 I hope you're right that something bubbles up.

00:07:42.820 And it's not really a democracy when you don't look out for your own constituents, then

00:07:46.540 you just bring in third worlders and then arrest people who complain. 1.00

00:07:49.820 That's like, that would be an attack on democracy.

00:07:52.060 If you were to bring in a population of incompatible people and say, you have to ignore this.

00:07:57.280 Yeah, very true.

00:07:58.160 All right, let's get to our own issues here in America.

00:08:00.840 The tariff war is underway.

00:08:03.020 It's been going for a few weeks now.

00:08:04.860 The economy, I mean, short term, the stock market's going down. 1.00

00:08:08.280 The shit coins are going to crap. 1.00

00:08:10.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:10.600 But that's why they call them shit coins, brother. 0.99

00:08:12.660 But there is a silver lining. 0.99

00:08:14.660 And I think Trump does have a plan here.

00:08:16.920 We have a full list of all the reciprocal tariffs going on.

00:08:20.120 So you can see every country's tariffs on us and what we're doing back to them.

00:08:24.540 Yeah.

00:08:24.880 It's a long list.

00:08:25.720 Everyone's been tariffing us for a long time.

00:08:28.380 China hit hard.

00:08:29.240 European Union hit hard.

00:08:30.700 Vietnam absolutely obliterated.

00:08:32.620 Taiwan smoked.

00:08:33.800 But I guess the U.S. is analyzing them as a country.

00:08:37.500 So that's good for them and bad at the same time.

00:08:40.060 Japan, India, South Korea, Indonesia, Malaysia, Cambodia got killed.

00:08:44.100 A lot of these kind of third world sweatshop factory Nike manufacturing garment people. 0.99

00:08:49.680 Yeah, they make Chinese crap for us. 1.00

00:08:51.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:52.260 In all these other countries, they make the Chinese plastic crap that we consume. 1.00

00:08:56.080 And then they try to play hardball. 1.00

00:08:58.100 But do you have anyone else to consume your Chinese crap? 1.00

00:09:01.360 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:09:02.620 Americans definitely got addicted to cheap Chinese plastic and cheap garments and all that stuff.

00:09:08.540 But those developing nations aren't going to be developing much longer if they got no one to unload that on.

00:09:14.160 Yeah.

00:09:14.500 They don't have as much leverage as they think.

00:09:16.460 And obviously, the short term, the stock market has gone down like we said.

00:09:21.120 We have a tweet here that gets interesting.

00:09:23.420 And we're going to also kind of give you the silver lining in this whole section.

00:09:26.520 Yeah.

00:09:27.140 Massive red day on Thursday in the markets.

00:09:30.760 Indexes, NASDAQ and S&P 500 are both down like close to 5%.

00:09:35.200 So huge negative reaction.

00:09:37.240 I don't think the market expected the scope and the size of these tariffs, right?

00:09:41.000 But this chart says the S&P 500 indexed to inauguration day.

00:09:46.900 And you see Obama and Biden going up, you know, within 200 days from inauguration day.

00:09:52.520 And you see Trump's chart right there after 50 days, a little straight line down, you know, markets facing some turbulence.

00:09:58.860 But someone said kicking the can down the road versus dealing with it now.

00:10:02.340 I voted for this.

00:10:03.420 And that's what we're going to show you in these next tweets and clips.

00:10:07.760 Exactly that.

00:10:08.860 You know, you could kick the can down the road.

00:10:11.440 You could keep it afloat and print more money and kind of pretend everything's OK.

00:10:15.860 Or you could have some pain in the short term and do the fix you need to do to long term be free.

00:10:22.240 And I think that's what Trump's going to do.

00:10:23.780 And I trust Trump to cook on these tariffs in the short term.

00:10:26.900 Can you read that next tweet as well?

00:10:28.740 And then you have a NASDAQ graph up here, too.

00:10:31.300 Yeah, NASDAQ.

00:10:32.580 So after the red day on Thursday, we're now only up 127 percent in the past five years.

00:10:38.980 So, oh, guys, you know, it hurts a little if you're heavily invested in QQQ and other high P.E. ratio tech stocks.

00:10:46.200 It hurts.

00:10:47.000 But this is asset prices versus producing something in America, right?

00:10:51.400 Exactly.

00:10:51.700 Doing the right thing and employing Americans, which is what Trump's it's not exactly it's not like he hasn't exactly telegraphed this move.

00:10:58.620 Tariffs are his favorite tool to leverage and immediately start negotiations with other countries who we have a large trade deficit with.

00:11:05.540 And then I think this tweet summed it up very well.

00:11:08.140 For 50 plus years, they've obliterated the working Americans to pump stocks and then day one of obliterating stocks to help working Americans. 0.95

00:11:16.240 Yeah.

00:11:16.920 That's kind of what we're dealing with here.

00:11:18.560 And then we have some memes and tweets here.

00:11:21.360 Can you give that first one a read?

00:11:22.360 Yeah, well, I mean, we just want to contextualize why we're doing this, right?

00:11:26.720 It's not for nothing.

00:11:27.900 It's not to make China mad.

00:11:29.600 It's because our country has been eroded over the last 50 years from horrible trade deals, steel, textiles, all this sort of manufacturing has vanished.

00:11:39.760 And this is a Logan Hall tweet where he says countless examples like this.

00:11:43.220 Driving through the Midwest is such a radicalizing experience.

00:11:46.040 You know, the Rust Belt.

00:11:47.140 What our leaders have done to beautiful small towns all across our country is totally unforgivable.

00:11:51.460 And here's, you know, early 1900s era and then to a ghost town urban decay.

00:11:57.440 That was the original urban decay.

00:11:59.540 Our urban decay we talk about, it's a little, you know, darker.

00:12:03.160 This was true, you know, Midwest Rust Belt decay, right? 0.82

00:12:07.100 That's what came first. 0.70

00:12:08.520 And then here's another tweet from the Drunk Republican.

00:12:11.760 He says, it's becoming increasingly clear that the average American doesn't have the stomach necessary to fix the country. 0.99

00:12:17.700 Decades of globalist bullshit have wrecked American industry. 0.95

00:12:21.780 And the second someone tries to fix it, we're all, oh no, Microsoft is down 3%. 0.99

00:12:26.360 What is happening? 0.99

00:12:28.080 Everyone was all gung-ho during the rallies and shit. 0.99

00:12:30.680 But when it's time to do the work, they all morph into jellyfish. 0.99

00:12:34.180 Well, I have bad news.

00:12:35.560 This is it.

00:12:36.340 This is your last chance to fix the country.

00:12:38.240 And if you think this hurts, you won't believe what happens if we do nothing.

00:12:42.240 Our ancestors were scalped and died of diarrhea, taming the West, and we can't even take a red day in the markets. 0.61

00:12:47.520 We all voted for precisely this.

00:12:49.460 Act like it.

00:12:50.140 That's the point.

00:12:51.180 That's a very good point.

00:12:52.860 And also that applies across the board.

00:12:55.300 That applies to immigration.

00:12:56.540 With all these deportations, you're going to get these sad stories and people are going to go, oh, this guy's been living here for 20 years and he's got kids.

00:13:04.080 And now he's going back to Mexico.

00:13:05.580 He doesn't speak Spanish.

00:13:07.180 Oh, no. 1.00

00:13:07.760 That disgustingly ugly, overweight Dominican fentanyl dealer. 1.00

00:13:11.940 They took a picture of her. 1.00

00:13:13.400 She's crying.

00:13:14.140 She's crying now.

00:13:15.560 Shred the Constitution.

00:13:17.000 So, yeah, there's a toughen up.

00:13:18.640 Like, it's not easy.

00:13:19.840 And then, you know what is easy?

00:13:22.080 Going with the status quo and, like, letting asset prices inflate as America gets gutted because you fired 10,000 middle managers and you moved, like, a call center to India.

00:13:34.760 And you moved the textile manufacturing to Malaysia, right?

00:13:38.720 Yeah.

00:13:39.280 That's definitely going to pump assets. 1.00

00:13:41.140 Doesn't really help an average American living in the Midwest, right?

00:13:44.800 Exactly.

00:13:46.080 You want me to keep going?

00:13:47.100 Yeah, let's go on this next one.

00:13:48.320 Why in the world are virtually all New York City?

00:13:50.680 This is just another example.

00:13:52.400 Why are virtually all New York City manhole covers made in India? 0.99

00:13:55.860 Meanwhile, Pennsylvania is literally next door.

00:13:58.580 This is why tariffs.

00:13:59.780 Yep.

00:14:00.140 You know, another example.

00:14:01.580 This is from a DM from someone who is talking about the tariffs.

00:14:05.680 Said, I was talking with a box supplier last week.

00:14:08.540 He was telling me they're taking a 3% increase because of the tariffs on Canadian paperboard.

00:14:14.140 Then he says, these tariffs are so crazy.

00:14:16.440 They're starting the process of reopening the mothballed paper mills in Maine.

00:14:21.100 He couldn't put two and two together.

00:14:22.680 It was right there in front of him.

00:14:24.440 Happens quick.

00:14:25.320 That's the point.

00:14:26.300 We need to fire up some American industry, right?

00:14:29.760 Because people have been competing with us on their manipulated currencies.

00:14:33.760 Like, China might devalue the yuan.

00:14:36.760 And, like, it's just not a level playing field.

00:14:39.400 People's entire monetary policy is related to how is this going to affect our relationship 0.98

00:14:43.920 with the U.S. consuming our shit, right? 0.99

00:14:45.920 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:14:47.240 And here's another attitude.

00:14:48.960 You know, there's two different types of people.

00:14:50.760 The I voted for this and the, oh, MacBooks are going to get more expensive.

00:14:55.440 Or XYZ is going to happen, right?

00:14:57.220 Or Trump doesn't know what he's doing.

00:14:58.980 Exactly.

00:15:00.260 Here's a tweet that kind of sums this attitude up.

00:15:03.780 This guy says,

00:15:04.600 One dollar was worth one euro at the beginning of the year.

00:15:07.600 The dollar is declining in value, now worth 90 euro cents.

00:15:11.960 Your European summer just got more expensive.

00:15:15.160 Oh, that's relatable.

00:15:16.440 Yeah, my European summer.

00:15:18.140 I was going to go to the Amalfi Coast.

00:15:19.960 I'm a plumber in Arkansas.

00:15:22.060 And I was going to the Amalfi Coast, right?

00:15:24.720 I was planning on getting pickpocketed by migrants in Paris. 1.00

00:15:27.820 Yeah.

00:15:28.040 Now it's going to be worth less money when they take it out of my pocket when I'm not looking.

00:15:32.160 Who's going to grope my daughter in Paris? 1.00

00:15:34.540 And then this guy had an actually generous tweet to this attitude.

00:15:38.140 He said, I know the last line is a throwaway.

00:15:40.480 The European vacation just got more expensive.

00:15:43.280 But this unfortunately does showcase the current divide. 0.94

00:15:46.500 The quote is, my European summer just got more expensive versus, holy shit, they might actually reopen the mill. 0.82

00:15:52.020 Maybe dad will get rehired. 0.94

00:15:53.760 That's what we're talking about.

00:15:55.480 And reopening the mill and dad getting rehired doesn't happen on the same day that the stock market drops, right?

00:16:01.460 That happens in a couple months after, you know, people get serious.

00:16:05.460 And we understand that Trump's not doing this for just for a week of negotiations.

00:16:10.400 He's doing it to make America more competitive, right?

00:16:12.920 That stuff takes time and it's going to happen over the course of the next four years.

00:16:17.040 Yep.

00:16:17.380 And our last piece of this, the Trump administration has put a 10% tariff on the Herd Island and McDonald's, which has a population of zero people and is inhabited only by penguins.

00:16:28.240 I guess your penguin meat just got more expensive. 1.00

00:16:30.120 Yeah, fuck them birds. 1.00

00:16:31.680 Yeah, true. 1.00

00:16:32.420 Paying fair share.

00:16:33.580 Oh, my penguin meat.

00:16:34.680 I can't get my penguin meat on my European summer.

00:16:37.660 All right.

00:16:38.380 But yeah, I mean, hey, guys, short-term pain, long-term thinking, what's right?

00:16:43.480 We've been in this managed decline for so long that some people just go, oh, my God, what's going to happen?

00:16:50.300 Everything's slowing down.

00:16:51.640 And like this economy we inherited had so much inflation already.

00:16:56.420 And it just, we've been on this kind of weird track where the Fed is controlling how our economy is doing just by manipulating interest rates when we're not actually bolstering anything at home, you know?

00:17:07.500 We're not incentivizing.

00:17:08.840 And if you cut regulations and red tape along with tariffs, some of these companies will return and new companies will emerge, right?

00:17:17.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:18.220 And then it also puts pressure on the Fed to lower rates a little bit, which we could refinance our $37 trillion of debt in a lower rate, save us a bunch of money, lower our interest payments.

00:17:28.120 Yeah, which that's a little more complicated for sure.

00:17:31.020 But, you know.

00:17:31.900 Oh, I understand it.

00:17:32.800 I just probably can't explain.

00:17:33.880 You guys wouldn't get it.

00:17:34.820 But, you know, my brain is like all like math calculations and four times four, 16 times three.

00:17:40.900 Yeah.

00:17:41.160 Order the woman's shirt. 1.00

00:17:43.380 Order the woman's shirt. 1.00

00:17:44.280 Don't check the gender. 0.99

00:17:45.240 Chinese 5XL.

00:17:46.420 Send it to the VO box.

00:17:48.480 Okay.

00:17:49.420 That is the end of our tariff section.

00:17:51.060 We're moving on to our Doge section.

00:17:52.520 Before we get there, Rap Boy has one more thing to say.

00:17:54.580 Well, wait and see.

00:17:55.720 Let him cook on tariffs.

00:17:57.280 Yeah, let him cook.

00:17:57.820 Wait and see.

00:17:58.080 Let him cook.

00:17:59.020 You know?

00:17:59.320 You get the Harry Sissons that go, oh, Trump doesn't know what he's doing.

00:18:02.580 I took an econ class at Arizona State.

00:18:05.060 And we've been up.

00:18:06.120 Dude, these markets have been in a straight line up.

00:18:08.260 The Magnificent Seven stocks have all like tripled.

00:18:12.240 You know, that NASDAQ, the index up 127% in five years.

00:18:17.220 It's like unprecedented.

00:18:18.740 We don't want to be a country of people moving numbers around and trading houses between each other. 0.99

00:18:23.360 We want to actually make some of the shit that we consume because we consume so much. 0.99

00:18:27.320 That's a good point. 0.99

00:18:27.980 And last thing, maybe crypto will decouple from the stock exchange.

00:18:32.020 The stocks go down and everyone go to crypto.

00:18:33.540 No tax on crypto.

00:18:34.520 Maybe we get some Doge dividend money sent to us and the crypto goes crazy.

00:18:37.400 I don't know.

00:18:37.880 Hopefully.

00:18:38.420 That sounds personal.

00:18:39.540 That sounds personal.

00:18:41.640 All right.

00:18:42.220 Let's get to our Doge section.

00:18:44.200 There was an interesting tweet.

00:18:45.640 Elon Musk says the U.S. government deleted a terabyte of financial data to cover their crimes,

00:18:50.880 but they don't understand technology, so we recovered it.

00:18:54.120 So that's pretty good.

00:18:55.000 That's probably where the best stuff is at.

00:18:56.660 Yeah.

00:18:56.960 The deleted terabyte.

00:18:58.800 That's probably where the good stuff's at.

00:19:00.340 Let's start there.

00:19:01.320 Let's start there is right.

00:19:02.800 A little bit of a honey hole.

00:19:03.860 Great stuff.

00:19:04.980 And then obviously with Doge, a lot of people are getting fired and losing their government

00:19:09.240 jobs, especially people that don't show up to work at a physical location.

00:19:12.660 And then Jim Banks, I believe, was confronted by one of these guys who got fired.

00:19:17.540 And look how it goes down.

00:19:18.600 I was a worker at HHS.

00:19:20.320 I was fired illegally on February 14th.

00:19:24.060 There are many people who are not getting social service programs, especially people

00:19:29.500 with disabilities.

00:19:30.380 Are you going to do anything to stop what's happening?

00:19:32.200 You probably deserved it.

00:19:33.400 I deserved it?

00:19:34.160 You probably deserved it.

00:19:34.760 I deserved it.

00:19:35.440 Dude, that's so rude.

00:19:36.440 That's sad.

00:19:37.160 Yeah, that's great to hear.

00:19:38.280 Why did I deserve it? 1.00

00:19:39.640 Because you seem like a clown. 0.99

00:19:42.120 Okay, sir. 0.99

00:19:42.880 You shouldn't have said that. 0.99

00:19:44.040 Because you seem like a clown as the door perfectly closes. 0.99

00:19:47.340 That's like a movie scene. 0.98

00:19:48.420 I know.

00:19:48.660 You don't get that kind of production value and you don't luck into it either.

00:19:52.220 There's certain memes that are like meant to be imperfect.

00:19:54.880 Like, you know, in 2016, the woman who screams, no, and the camera angle's perfect and like

00:20:00.820 kind of punches in on her.

00:20:02.080 It was like a movie scene. 1.00

00:20:03.400 It's like Scorsese shit. 1.00

00:20:04.520 Same with that. 1.00

00:20:05.420 Because you're probably a clown. 1.00

00:20:06.800 Bing. 0.99

00:20:07.320 Things AI can't recreate, you know, you have to be there moments.

00:20:11.140 Yeah.

00:20:11.500 So obviously with the Doge stuff still cooking, a lot of people are mad and still attacking 0.98

00:20:15.860 Teslas and doing stupid stuff. 0.76

00:20:17.740 One of the Tesla firebombers got indicted by a federal grand jury and is facing 20 years 0.99

00:20:23.760 in prison.

00:20:24.320 And here he is holding his little whipped cream drink with his mommy.

00:20:28.080 Looks like a twink. 1.00

00:20:29.340 Looks like a pussy. 1.00

00:20:30.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:30.820 Doesn't look like someone's going to do well in jail.

00:20:32.740 Doesn't look like someone who thought they were going to federal prison for what they

00:20:35.480 did. 1.00

00:20:35.940 And is it worth it to throw your life away because some stupid professor at your stupid 1.00

00:20:40.560 college that your dad paid for convinced you that your dad is a white supremacist bad 1.00

00:20:45.500 guy? 0.95

00:20:46.100 Riled you up.

00:20:46.780 Somebody riled you up.

00:20:47.800 They shook your cage.

00:20:48.820 They got in your face and shook your cage.

00:20:50.480 And now you're like potentially going to federal prison and you're not suited for it.

00:20:54.500 You're not built for it.

00:20:55.820 And you should have, you know, instead of resenting your dad, you should have called your dad and

00:20:58.840 said, hey, dad, should I throw a Molotov cocktail at this Tesla?

00:21:02.080 And he'd go, no.

00:21:03.240 Yeah.

00:21:03.660 Don't do it.

00:21:04.300 And then you would have avoided Joe.

00:21:05.660 Yeah.

00:21:05.900 His name's Cooper Joe.

00:21:07.300 Sounds like a Southern mom. 1.00

00:21:09.400 Yeah.

00:21:09.640 I'm Cooper Joe.

00:21:10.300 I'm Cooper Joe.

00:21:11.380 This is my son, Dustin.

00:21:12.340 I'm Blakely's dad.

00:21:13.600 Yeah.

00:21:14.260 That's what I'm saying.

00:21:15.160 So enjoy prison, brother.

00:21:16.300 I don't know if he'll get the full 20.

00:21:17.700 Probably not.

00:21:18.500 Yeah.

00:21:18.980 He probably won't. 0.95

00:21:19.800 And then people are being pathetic who own Teslas or X cars, whatever they're called. 0.92

00:21:25.340 X trucks. 0.93

00:21:26.200 Cyber trucks.

00:21:26.860 Cyber trucks.

00:21:27.780 You're confusing the companies.

00:21:29.160 Cyber truck.

00:21:30.000 And then this person posted in her window pleading with people who are going to vandalize her

00:21:34.720 car.

00:21:35.100 Can you read what it says?

00:21:35.960 Please consider before vandalizing and performing acts of hate.

00:21:39.120 I am half Jewish and my decade-long queer partner is a Ukrainian Jew.

00:21:44.440 My family has a recognized and verifiable history of resisting and fighting against actual

00:21:49.100 Nazis and we both have a family that survived the Holocaust.

00:21:52.380 If you would like to peacefully discuss your perspective to myself or my partner, we will

00:21:56.620 make ourselves available.

00:21:57.740 Leave your number and we'll contact you.

00:22:00.540 Blah, blah, blah.

00:22:01.240 So you leave your phone number instead of, you know.

00:22:04.820 Smashing the glass.

00:22:05.940 Smashing the glass or popping the tires.

00:22:07.640 We need to talk.

00:22:09.720 That's what people are up to.

00:22:10.960 It's a hostage situation.

00:22:12.280 It's like, please, we're begging and then we're talking to you as if, like, you're right.

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00:22:29.080 Hashtag make a play.

00:22:31.540 You know?

00:22:32.280 Yeah.

00:22:32.580 You're right.

00:22:33.320 We'll see.

00:22:33.740 We'll hear you out. 1.00

00:22:34.740 You were going to smash my shit. 1.00

00:22:36.520 I'll hear you out. 1.00

00:22:37.920 It's such a cucked world.

00:22:39.560 And that's why some people do need, like, Cooper Joe maybe does need to go to prison

00:22:43.820 for 20 years.

00:22:44.860 Send a message to a bunch of other people, right?

00:22:46.860 I think so, too.

00:22:47.780 And then the bad news is it's not just Teslas anymore.

00:22:50.820 There's a bunch of other cars that are getting vandalized and people getting attacked because

00:22:54.540 they have a Trump bumper sticker or stuff written on the window.

00:22:57.260 We have a news story here that covers that.

00:22:59.320 Police say it was here on October 31st, a woman parked in this grocery store lot.

00:23:03.780 When she returned, about a dozen nails and screws were under her car.

00:23:07.700 Police say store video shows a man tossing the items there, but the images were too grainy

00:23:11.860 to identify him.

00:23:13.560 Over the course of several months, police say similar crimes had been reported all around

00:23:17.640 Lower Makefield.

00:23:18.960 In February, a store worker at this McCaffrey's told police he thought the person from the video

00:23:23.220 had returned to the store.

00:23:24.900 Police looked at the video and matched up credit card receipts with a store loyalty card.

00:23:29.320 They say they determined this man, Alaric Dahlberg, was a suspect.

00:23:34.340 They went to his house.

00:23:35.700 And according to these documents, Dahlberg told police he shopped at the store frequently.

00:23:40.600 And when he was showed images from where the crimes took place, police say he identified

00:23:44.380 himself, saying he targeted people based upon political signs he saw or conversations he

00:23:50.580 overheard.

00:23:51.700 So he admitted it.

00:23:52.780 Because she was a Trumper, is what he says.

00:23:55.560 That's why you had to destroy someone's car.

00:23:57.240 And there was another story out of Long Island, didn't get much coverage, but someone had

00:24:00.960 Trump written on their back window of their car, and the car was completely engulfed in

00:24:06.000 flames and destroyed because it was a Trump supporter.

00:24:08.640 So keep your head on a swivel out there.

00:24:10.460 Yeah.

00:24:10.860 The children are throwing a tantrum.

00:24:12.800 You actually don't even need to advertise yourself as being pro-Trump anymore.

00:24:17.000 We won the election.

00:24:18.320 It's kind of over.

00:24:19.520 There will be another push during the midterms.

00:24:21.640 But it's a quiet time.

00:24:23.180 And you got crazies out there who are going nut-nut.

00:24:25.800 I kind of like putting Trump stuff on the car.

00:24:28.740 Yeah?

00:24:29.120 Yeah.

00:24:29.600 I like that.

00:24:30.460 I like that.

00:24:31.100 I'm looking for a confrontation maybe.

00:24:34.440 Okay.

00:24:34.960 But I'm not going to do it. 0.99

00:24:35.920 But I'm on the other side of that where it's like, don't let these losers, college-educated 0.99

00:24:41.260 losers who hate their parents deter you from expressing yourself politically. 0.99

00:24:46.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:46.520 For sure.

00:24:46.740 It goes both ways.

00:24:48.040 Depends where you are.

00:24:49.020 Depends where you live.

00:24:49.360 You know where you are, guys.

00:24:50.320 You know your situation.

00:24:51.620 It's easier to say in Florida.

00:24:53.240 That's where we live.

00:24:54.540 All right.

00:24:55.120 Let's get to our next section of housekeeping. 0.97

00:24:57.060 Muslims are taking over America again. 1.00

00:24:59.660 We almost forgot. 0.95

00:25:00.980 Yeah.

00:25:01.200 We talked about Europe last episode.

00:25:03.520 But, you know, it's at home, too.

00:25:05.400 It's at home.

00:25:06.160 And it's not just the migrants.

00:25:07.480 Here we go.

00:25:08.020 These guys are in a church.

00:25:11.340 So this is what we're doing.

00:25:12.860 So we're praying at churches now.

00:25:15.140 That's what we're doing, Sheikh.

00:25:16.640 That's what we're doing.

00:25:18.120 Wow.

00:25:19.300 Astaghfirullah.

00:25:20.320 Look at the brothers lining up at the church.

00:25:24.240 Astaghfirullah.

00:25:26.700 So where are we, man?

00:25:27.960 Are we at the church?

00:25:28.820 Y'all praying at the church?

00:25:30.240 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:25:33.020 Y'all praying at the church?

00:25:35.480 Not good.

00:25:36.400 Yeah.

00:25:36.720 And we're going to fast forward it.

00:25:37.800 And they lay their little carpets down.

00:25:39.520 And the church lets them do it.

00:25:42.660 Completely taken over.

00:25:44.360 I know it's like a cliche.

00:25:45.460 Without a shot fired.

00:25:47.620 For thousands of years, Christians and Muslims have been opposed to each other.

00:25:52.120 And now they're just, come on into the church.

00:25:54.760 Let them in.

00:25:55.320 It's basically yours.

00:25:56.340 Love thy neighbor.

00:25:57.300 Your exact political opposite rival who will, once they get the amount of the electorate they need, vote out your right to do what you're doing.

00:26:04.940 Exactly.

00:26:06.460 And another point there is you can't be a Christian in a Muslim country. 0.99

00:26:11.400 You can't go there and say, oh, I'm going to open a church and spread the gospel.

00:26:15.380 They won't let you do that.

00:26:17.160 And they come here and we let them.

00:26:19.920 Some countries, you even have to pay a tax to them for being Christian.

00:26:23.220 And there's some word that I can't pronounce that I won't even say for it. 1.00

00:26:26.400 And I don't fuck with that. 0.99

00:26:30.320 And then it's happening in Texas, too. 1.00

00:26:32.860 In Texas, they're trying to make an entire Muslim town. 1.00

00:26:36.820 400 acres of beautiful scenery.

00:26:42.440 Welcome to the future of living.

00:26:45.120 Welcome to Epic City.

00:26:51.760 Nestled in the heart of Josephine, Texas.

00:26:55.480 It is about 20 miles and 20 minutes from Epic.

00:27:00.320 I'm going to mute this.

00:27:07.480 Welcome to Epic 2.0.

00:27:11.780 Epic City is more than just a neighborhood.

00:27:15.540 It's a way of living.

00:27:16.460 We get it.

00:27:17.360 It's a 3D rendering at this point.

00:27:18.740 They're building an entire city in Texas, deep in the heart of Texas.

00:27:23.340 The stars at night are big and bright.

00:27:26.080 It's just one star and a crescent moon now.

00:27:28.160 And I think there was a Christian town who wanted to do this in Michigan.

00:27:32.660 And then, of course, the ACLU got involved in that case.

00:27:35.780 I wonder where the ACLU is now.

00:27:37.460 Can't do that.

00:27:38.380 Yeah.

00:27:38.880 And then Texas is passing laws now to make it even easier for the Muslims to do this. 0.96

00:27:43.300 Can you give this clip a play?

00:27:45.060 The clerk will read the resolutions.

00:27:46.660 HR 34 by Lalani, Holy Month of Ramadan, HR 36 by Lalani, Eid al-Fatir 2025, HR 38 by Lalani, Mother's Day, HR 39 by Lalani.

00:27:56.960 So they're doing a Muslim day or something.

00:28:00.060 Yeah.

00:28:00.320 Month of Ramadan, they're acknowledging Eid al-Fatar, and they created a Pakistan day.

00:28:05.540 That's not even for the religion.

00:28:06.700 That's just the individual country.

00:28:09.100 It's Texas.

00:28:10.540 We're in Texas here.

00:28:11.720 This is Texas.

00:28:12.640 What happened?

00:28:13.220 And then in Arizona, they're doing the same thing.

00:28:16.740 The new Medina is going to be in Arizona.

00:28:19.740 I call this the Medina of America. 0.97

00:28:22.140 Oh, really?

00:28:22.900 Because it's mountains.

00:28:24.880 Yes.

00:28:25.480 Dirt and day trees.

00:28:27.000 So it would remind you of Medina.

00:28:28.320 So anybody who's visited Medina, alhamdulillah.

00:28:30.020 Yes.

00:28:30.340 It's the same hotness, same environment, same beauty.

00:28:33.120 As soon as they're born, they're attached to the masjid. 0.97

00:28:34.860 So they sleep to the Quran and they wake up to Quran. 0.93

00:28:37.100 Our congregation consists of Pakistanis, Indians, people from Iraq, Syria.

00:28:42.440 We get it.

00:28:43.080 If I had a hat and maybe one of those robes, I could fit right in with those guys for a while.

00:28:49.620 Yeah, you could.

00:28:50.620 And my favorite is some of these guys, they talk in that very peaceful, I'm a religious figure voice.

00:28:55.600 And then we go, oh, yes, but we will make this a Muslim country in 20 years. 0.99

00:28:59.780 They'll say that to your face as an academic.

00:29:02.040 You are all non-believers and this will go away. 1.00

00:29:04.680 We out-reproduce you by four to one.

00:29:07.980 Yeah.

00:29:08.360 And then, you know what?

00:29:09.280 I'm going to say something that's related since this is our migrant section before we get to the Philly clip.

00:29:13.940 A lot of these people, I feel like, are on some sort of temporary status or a refugee or just got here.

00:29:19.460 And this is some of the stuff we need to reverse, too.

00:29:22.340 Before Anchor Babies, well, A, we want to challenge Anchor Babies, period.

00:29:26.320 But this is some of the stuff we need to reverse, too.

00:29:28.520 Taking over towns, clogging up Times Square.

00:29:32.180 Building your own cities.

00:29:33.720 Here's the Philly one.

00:29:34.500 This is in Philadelphia.

00:29:35.500 This is what Philadelphia looks like. 1.00

00:29:49.560 Time's about to tell you, fucking people. 1.00

00:29:51.760 Back up. 1.00

00:29:54.500 Poor guys have to deal with this shit. 1.00

00:29:56.460 It's like Mogadishu. 1.00

00:29:57.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:57.620 How many times do I have to fucking tell you people? 0.99

00:29:59.760 Back up. 0.99

00:30:00.280 So it's like a bunch of times.

00:30:01.980 He's probably going to get fired for that.

00:30:03.180 Yeah.

00:30:03.600 We'll see.

00:30:04.500 So that's very disturbing.

00:30:06.420 Keep your head on a swivel out there, guys.

00:30:08.560 It's not pretty.

00:30:09.280 We're fighting on a lot of fronts, you know?

00:30:11.180 We're fighting a bunch of different things happening at once, and we can't lose focus on any single one of them.

00:30:16.420 Mass deportations.

00:30:17.660 There's a lot of different types of people who need to go back.

00:30:20.200 And they're incompatible.

00:30:21.220 Like, certain people, these ones stick out the most because they're so incompatible.

00:30:25.780 Yeah.

00:30:25.920 They want to live an insular lifestyle, you know? 0.99

00:30:28.700 They take pride in being incompatible.

00:30:30.600 They're not like, well, it's a little different here than it used to be.

00:30:33.160 They're like, no, no, we're going to come to America where it's much better, and then we're going to make it exactly how it was where we came from, but just with a better grocery store.

00:30:42.320 Yeah, a better grocery store and then, like, better social services that we're going to also take advantage of.

00:30:47.280 Suck the money out as much as we can. 0.99

00:30:49.340 They're sucking it out. 1.00

00:30:50.520 Yep. 1.00

00:30:50.820 All right.

00:30:51.300 We're moving on to the final page of housekeeping.

00:30:53.640 Before we get there, Farmer Bill's music video.

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00:31:31.200 The perfect protein snack.

00:31:33.360 All right.

00:31:38.500 Thank you to Fleckus for doing that Farmer Bill music video.

00:31:40.800 Alhamdulillah.

00:31:41.560 Alhamdulillah.

00:31:42.520 You have to say thank you, Fleckus.

00:31:43.900 No, no.

00:31:44.580 All right.

00:31:45.140 Let's get into the final page of housekeeping where I can talk about whatever I want.

00:31:49.580 Before we get there, juicy, I'll go tickle the post, leave a like, leave a comment, then comment again.

00:31:53.800 That's right.

00:31:54.080 Yapping.

00:31:54.860 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:31:56.140 We're going to go over that shortly.

00:31:57.700 Notifications need to be on, and the episodes need to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:32:02.160 Smart.

00:32:02.420 I added that.

00:32:03.440 There you go.

00:32:03.760 All right.

00:32:04.000 Our first clip of final page of housekeeping.

00:32:06.980 Some sort of Russian uphill ice challenge.

00:32:23.220 Ah, almost.

00:32:28.600 Oh.

00:32:32.420 Oh, did he snap his leg?

00:32:35.420 Completely snapped his leg.

00:32:37.020 Oh.

00:32:37.740 And they bring him off in a stretcher eventually.

00:32:39.780 Completely snapped his leg.

00:32:41.700 Oh.

00:32:42.040 That's, it might sound crazy.

00:32:43.880 This takes place in Russia or something.

00:32:46.080 This is kind of the American spirit.

00:32:47.980 Yeah.

00:32:48.240 We lost this.

00:32:49.520 I get that.

00:32:50.320 Yeah.

00:32:50.580 Because of migrants.

00:32:51.840 Okay.

00:32:53.000 I don't know where you're going.

00:32:54.500 All right.

00:32:54.760 We're going to go faster.

00:32:55.960 Jasmine Crockett admits to being a DEI hire.

00:32:58.460 I'll say because you've been gracious.

00:33:00.780 Is this.

00:33:02.000 When I first became a public defender, I had no criminal defense experience.

00:33:06.380 And I walked in and I told my boss, Charlie.

00:33:08.980 I said, listen, you should hire me.

00:33:11.040 He said, why?

00:33:11.880 I said, because I'm black. 0.90

00:33:13.360 Charlie looked at me like I was crazy. 0.81

00:33:15.960 We know, Jasmine.

00:33:17.020 Yeah.

00:33:17.300 That's every, every black politician has a career start like that. 1.00

00:33:20.700 Or you could do the Kamala route where you suck the guy. 1.00

00:33:23.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:23.960 You know?

00:33:24.560 She said that part.

00:33:25.800 She thought it was like clever.

00:33:27.540 And like, this is what we've been like complaining about.

00:33:29.840 Yeah.

00:33:30.160 And usually you'd be smart enough to be like, well, I'm not going to really talk about

00:33:33.620 my SAT scores and how I got into law school.

00:33:36.260 Yeah.

00:33:36.420 And she goes, well, I barely took the SATs.

00:33:39.860 And then once you're in the bloodstream, you kind of fail upwards.

00:33:42.640 And all of a sudden it's our loud, obnoxious Congresswoman from somewhere in Texas, right? 1.00

00:33:47.840 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:33:49.060 Enough black people in the congressional district that you represent and you're going. 1.00

00:33:52.820 You're up.

00:33:53.540 You're up.

00:33:54.520 All right.

00:33:54.960 You're up.

00:33:55.900 Yeah.

00:33:56.100 That's good.

00:33:56.900 All right.

00:33:57.720 Our next thing is a meme.

00:33:59.840 And it says, we need to recolonize Haiti and turn the whole country into a golf course. 0.97

00:34:03.980 Yeah.

00:34:04.180 And then it got me thinking, maybe it's time to start colonizing again.

00:34:08.180 They're doing it to us, as we just showed you in the Muslim migrant section and the 1.00

00:34:12.080 migrant section and all globally.

00:34:14.260 So they're doing colonizations on the table.

00:34:17.420 Maybe we get back in the game.

00:34:18.940 I agree.

00:34:19.560 And I mean, Haiti, come on.

00:34:21.140 How many years do we have to give you from French independence to now to call it quits,

00:34:25.760 right?

00:34:26.140 Yeah.

00:34:26.520 We gave you an honest shot, right?

00:34:28.420 What's it been?

00:34:28.880 90, 110 years, something like that.

00:34:30.720 Yeah.

00:34:30.820 Let us take over.

00:34:31.820 We'll show you how Uber Eats works.

00:34:33.460 Yeah.

00:34:33.600 We'll run it nice.

00:34:34.600 But 50% of the property is going to be a golf course.

00:34:37.760 Yeah.

00:34:38.380 There's something there.

00:34:39.640 And then maybe we even start our own country, which could go well until they force us to

00:34:44.960 do a central bank.

00:34:46.940 Yeah.

00:34:47.520 You have like 50 years before they come in and say, we're going to assassinate you unless

00:34:54.540 you do the central bank.

00:34:55.940 All right.

00:34:56.720 From our last episode, this is actually from Bonusland.

00:34:59.440 It's just a funny meme.

00:35:01.380 Certification of Autism, signed by Donald Trump.

00:35:03.700 So you can kind of make that into any meme you want, which is good.

00:35:07.860 All right.

00:35:08.120 Next.

00:35:08.560 It's like it shows his phone to the camera during Bonuslands.

00:35:12.660 That's how I show the asset.

00:35:14.040 Okay.

00:35:14.540 All right.

00:35:14.800 Next, we're all going to learn.

00:35:16.020 Pay attention.

00:35:16.720 Get your pen and paper out.

00:35:17.920 We're all going to learn how to drive a UFO.

00:35:20.920 The ARV system, for all of its claims of flashy out-of-this-world propulsion capabilities,

00:35:26.560 was indeed remarkably simple.

00:35:28.920 It could be described as a large-scale, souped-up Tesla coil, designed to negate gravity and

00:35:35.660 inertia, with off-the-shelf navigation and life support systems bolted on almost as an

00:35:41.880 afterthought.

00:35:42.760 You could think of it as the Model T of anti-gravity vehicles, an industrial dune buggy, or crude

00:35:48.500 hot rod that can get you to Mars in a few minutes.

00:35:51.320 In this version, at least, first-class seating was still a way off.

00:35:55.400 From everything I've been able to gather, it helps to understand what some of the components

00:35:59.700 are.

00:36:00.340 There's a large capacitor array on the bottom of the craft.

00:36:03.980 In the smallest version, it's 24 feet in diameter.

00:36:07.200 The outer edge of the plates and the capacitor section itself are shaved off at that same 35-degree

00:36:13.260 angle.

00:36:13.820 So you have a series of plates that are progressively smaller as you get higher and higher in the

00:36:19.380 stack.

00:36:19.720 And there's 48 sections.

00:36:21.180 It's pretty interesting.

00:36:22.540 Yeah.

00:36:23.240 Capacitor.

00:36:24.000 Okay.

00:36:24.600 All right.

00:36:25.180 You guys know about capacitor from Back to the Future.

00:36:27.640 Yeah.

00:36:28.360 Flux.

00:36:29.420 Pretty in 35 degrees.

00:36:30.840 That makes sense.

00:36:31.520 That rings true. 0.93

00:36:32.400 Okay.

00:36:33.180 Go to Mars in just a few minutes.

00:36:34.840 Okay.

00:36:35.180 All right.

00:36:35.400 We have to go fast because we're running-

00:36:36.820 Because we wasted time on that video.

00:36:38.020 We're running a little late. 1.00

00:36:38.820 That stupid fucking video. 1.00

00:36:40.260 Next, we have a King Kong situation in New York City, I believe. 1.00

00:36:48.580 That's pretty cool.

00:36:49.720 So it makes you wonder, maybe this is what the movie was about.

00:36:58.480 What do you mean?

00:36:59.760 Maybe in the movie, the thing they saw was like a drone display instead of a giant gorilla.

00:37:05.400 Makes more sense than a giant gorilla.

00:37:07.760 All right.

00:37:09.720 All right.

00:37:10.560 Let's get to the final, final page of housekeeping.

00:37:14.060 As you guys know, I started a new oyster hobby.

00:37:16.960 Went a little hard.

00:37:18.080 I ordered 100 oysters from an online order thing.

00:37:21.420 This is what my refrigerator looks like.

00:37:23.480 And I have some things I learned.

00:37:25.440 Okay.

00:37:26.340 First- 1.00

00:37:27.080 Fridge smells like shit, by the way. 1.00

00:37:28.580 I came over today. 1.00

00:37:29.460 The whole house smells like fish. 1.00

00:37:30.740 Smells like shit. 1.00

00:37:31.660 So the first thing I learned is the whole house smells like fish, and there's a reason people 1.00

00:37:35.620 don't do this at home.

00:37:36.840 Yeah.

00:37:37.920 Next, I learned I need probably a separate oyster fridge.

00:37:42.540 Because otherwise, it doesn't work.

00:37:44.840 Yeah.

00:37:45.500 And then I kind of realized, how much oysters and shrimp can a person eat?

00:37:51.560 Not much.

00:37:52.280 It gets a little redundant.

00:37:53.640 It's not sustainable.

00:37:54.700 Okay.

00:37:55.500 Also, my shrimp delivery got delayed by a day.

00:37:59.440 So now I'm playing a dangerous game.

00:38:01.380 Yeah.

00:38:01.940 With fish and shrimp that kind of came slightly cool, borderline warm.

00:38:08.420 Yeah.

00:38:08.580 That's a tight window.

00:38:09.740 Yeah.

00:38:09.940 I'm playing a dangerous game.

00:38:11.380 Seafood in the mail.

00:38:13.020 I'll keep you guys posted on that.

00:38:14.500 I do have that shrimp platter picture.

00:38:16.720 And then if you zoom in, I did accidentally reveal myself.

00:38:23.260 And then, so that's it.

00:38:25.020 Everything's going good.

00:38:26.040 I learned how to do it.

00:38:27.060 I'm getting better at it.

00:38:28.120 I like it.

00:38:29.040 I probably will eat 70% of those oysters.

00:38:32.380 And I made a mignonette sauce that was really, really good.

00:38:35.540 And that was my favorite part.

00:38:36.860 It's all about the mignonette.

00:38:37.980 It's all a vehicle for mignonette.

00:38:39.540 As you guys know, oysters taste like nothing.

00:38:41.460 It's a giant booger.

00:38:42.160 But the vinegar stuff on top with the ginger and horseradish tastes great.

00:38:46.280 Stock market crashed 5%, but he's got a fridge full of oysters and he's getting sick off shrimp.

00:38:52.420 So the world's not that bad.

00:38:54.400 The world's not that bad for me.

00:38:55.740 We also had a huge P.O. box delivery over the last few weeks.

00:38:59.480 I went yesterday and picked it up and I got some great, great stuff.

00:39:03.300 Here's what the back of the trunk looked like.

00:39:06.160 My favorite thing I got was from Charter Oak Digital, someone we've shouted out on the show before.

00:39:11.520 They digitize people's family heirlooms and photos and videos and they put them onto any format you want.

00:39:18.040 They sent me Oliver Cho covers in cassette.

00:39:23.700 Yeah.

00:39:24.300 So now I can play Oliver Cho in my Mustang.

00:39:27.680 That's a perfect gift.

00:39:29.100 That's my favorite thing.

00:39:30.280 And then also we got an alpaca throw.

00:39:33.840 It's like a thing you put on the ground, like a little rug from Aramovich Studios.

00:39:38.460 That was very nice.

00:39:39.340 Rap Boy got one too.

00:39:40.640 That was my favorite.

00:39:41.560 That was really nice.

00:39:42.800 I never thought I'd own an alpaca throw.

00:39:45.440 And it's all made sustainably.

00:39:47.520 They don't kill the alpaca.

00:39:48.520 They don't kill the alpaca.

00:39:49.780 They shave them.

00:39:50.200 They just shave them.

00:39:50.980 He likes it.

00:39:51.760 Okay.

00:39:52.760 All right.

00:39:53.240 That is the end.

00:39:55.180 And then I got this sweatshirt and we got Meredith who sent us cookies.

00:39:58.820 Those were really good.

00:40:00.240 Gabe sent us a Rat Chat shirt.

00:40:01.980 I'll probably wear that eventually.

00:40:03.240 Thank you, Gabe.

00:40:04.040 Yep.

00:40:04.540 All great stuff.

00:40:05.020 But yeah, we don't shout out enough and we feel bad.

00:40:06.860 You know, we're not acknowledging every single person who sent something in the P.O. box.

00:40:10.400 But we're very grateful.

00:40:11.360 Yeah.

00:40:11.700 It's always nice.

00:40:12.400 This sweatshirt was a P.O. box gift.

00:40:14.180 All the clothes I wear, most of them come from the P.O. box.

00:40:17.660 All right.

00:40:18.240 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:40:19.700 We're now moving in.

00:40:20.420 You can't just lie.

00:40:21.360 Most of your clothes, they come from Chinese Instagram ads for women. 0.53

00:40:25.320 That's where most of your clothes come from.

00:40:26.760 All the clothes that I wear on the show that I didn't buy myself, 90% of those come from

00:40:33.540 the P.O. box.

00:40:35.260 There you go.

00:40:35.820 Because I wear them.

00:40:36.460 You send me a 2XL.

00:40:37.540 Gideon Optics sends us a bunch of stuff.

00:40:39.040 I'm wearing those shirts all the time.

00:40:40.660 Very grateful.

00:40:41.360 All right.

00:40:41.580 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:40:42.500 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:40:47.200 All right.

00:40:49.160 First clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:40:50.520 These people on a podcast, one of them is familiar, the hairy Indian guy who acts like 1.00

00:40:56.440 a woman.

00:40:57.260 They are discussing gender roles and how it's a social construct.

00:41:01.220 There were so many cultures that did not adhere to a gender binary prior to being colonized.

00:41:05.360 My own is one of them.

00:41:06.460 We did not have a gender binary prior to being colonized.

00:41:09.280 And before Christianity and Mormonism and Catholicism were brought to my people.

00:41:14.200 So before that, prior to that, we didn't adhere to anything like that.

00:41:17.760 And gender is a racial construct.

00:41:19.900 Period.

00:41:20.100 So what it means to be an Indian woman, a Samoan woman, a white woman is different and

00:41:24.360 culturally contingent.

00:41:25.520 Absolutely. 0.90

00:41:26.060 I grew up with strong, badass, hairy brown women. 1.00

00:41:30.020 And that wasn't it. 0.81

00:41:30.940 What?

00:41:31.760 His mom is like, oh, yeah, so I'll watch the show today. 0.97

00:41:34.620 He disappoints me somewhat, but I will watch this hairy brown woman. 1.00

00:41:38.900 That's how you talk about me? 1.00

00:41:40.220 You get in big trouble if you're Indian. 1.00

00:41:42.120 That's what I'm saying.

00:41:43.120 So, yeah, gender is a social construct that wasn't a thing prior to colonization, I guess.

00:41:49.600 So who decided who the hunters were and who the gatherers were?

00:41:52.840 Was that just flipping a coin?

00:41:54.140 They probably didn't have money.

00:41:55.380 Show of hands, who wants to hunt?

00:41:57.440 Who wants to gather?

00:41:58.600 Like all the women, maybe one guy and one woman switch sides. 1.00

00:42:02.420 All right, guys.

00:42:03.060 Hey, there's an enemy horde bearing down on us.

00:42:05.720 We got about 50 spears.

00:42:07.420 Who wants to pick up their weapons and fight?

00:42:09.080 And who wants to go wait with the children?

00:42:10.580 Could be anybody.

00:42:11.500 Could be anybody.

00:42:12.640 We're in Samoa.

00:42:14.100 So let's let the women do this one. 1.00

00:42:16.060 Slaughter, dead. 0.99

00:42:17.020 Slaughter, dead, no longer a culture.

00:42:18.880 Yeah.

00:42:19.480 History doesn't remember you.

00:42:21.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:21.720 Who wants to defend against the enemy horde?

00:42:24.080 The men.

00:42:24.900 And who wants to protect the children?

00:42:26.120 The women and the homosexuals? 1.00

00:42:28.740 Yeah, I don't know. 0.58

00:42:29.620 I think they act like it is a defense mechanism or something to act like white people or Christians 1.00

00:42:36.780 or missionaries like took something from them that was really, really good.

00:42:41.200 And it was a secret to the world.

00:42:43.040 And nobody knew it except for that little culture on the island of Samoa.

00:42:47.600 Like, what do you think really happened there?

00:42:50.620 Nothing useful.

00:42:51.860 Why did everyone switch?

00:42:53.300 Yeah, nothing useful.

00:42:54.400 They were easily convinced from the missionaries and the Mormons and whoever, I guess.

00:42:58.840 But there was no, no culture had the secret to the world.

00:43:02.880 Everybody did roughly the same thing.

00:43:05.240 If you want to get mad at like Mindy Kaling for bleaching her skin now, I get it.

00:43:10.100 Say, hey, don't be sad about being brown.

00:43:13.200 If you want to talk to Beyonce about how she went from dark Destiny's Child to light blonde haired cowgirl now.

00:43:19.980 We can have a conversation, but don't act like you reinvented the wheel.

00:43:24.580 Everyone's roughly similar.

00:43:27.100 And colonization improved the whole world.

00:43:30.140 And all these cultures that they pretend were so nice and they live in a fairy tale about, did any of those cultures fake a moon landing?

00:43:37.500 Did any of those cultures dominate the entire planet and just start sending out people everywhere to kind of take over?

00:43:44.520 No, you didn't.

00:43:45.420 But, you know, our women did men's stuff. 1.00

00:43:47.640 I guess you can rest your hat on that.

00:43:49.180 And had that work out.

00:43:50.640 Never really heard of Samoa before.

00:43:52.840 Except when you go against the D-line. 0.81

00:43:54.500 Except when the D-line at USC.

00:43:55.940 Except when the D-lineman from the USC is Samoan and he's horrible to block. 1.00

00:44:00.340 Troy Palamalu and Tua Putaloa.

00:44:04.060 It gets greasy.

00:44:04.940 Those guys are tough to block.

00:44:06.340 I'll give you that.

00:44:07.060 We acknowledge that.

00:44:08.180 But why not put a woman in the D-line? 1.00

00:44:09.780 Yeah.

00:44:10.240 You know, it's the same thing, right?

00:44:11.800 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:44:13.100 We can't get too bogged down.

00:44:14.400 There was a pup play demonstration at a local gym.

00:44:18.000 And I didn't know the mechanics of any of this.

00:44:19.980 I didn't know they actually did anything with the pup play.

00:44:22.080 I just thought they, you know.

00:44:23.780 Oh, yeah, I know what you thought.

00:44:24.700 Got greasy.

00:44:27.000 Oh, here he is.

00:44:30.200 Hmm.

00:44:34.940 Makes you wonder, is this because women vote? 1.00

00:44:47.780 Is it because women vote and they voted against the interest of men who would have stopped this? 0.60

00:44:53.920 Eh, could be.

00:44:54.840 Could be.

00:44:55.240 Is it the Maxine?

00:44:56.640 I'm trying to figure it out.

00:44:57.960 Hard to blame women in a room full of men, though. 0.98

00:45:01.580 So I'm going to say this one's on us.

00:45:04.140 This one's on us.

00:45:05.160 And maybe anti-bullying campaigns or something like that could have stopped this.

00:45:09.620 I was going to say something else, but maybe I shouldn't because it is like a family-friendly adjacent show.

00:45:16.000 Go ahead.

00:45:16.720 Go ahead.

00:45:17.220 Yeah?

00:45:17.800 It's Friday.

00:45:18.540 Earmuffs for the kids.

00:45:20.100 They're definitely trying to breed this thing. 1.00

00:45:22.380 Yeah, they're fucking. 1.00

00:45:23.600 They're doing everything. 1.00

00:45:24.320 I'll just say that.

00:45:25.200 They're going crazy on this guy.

00:45:26.800 It's not going to work.

00:45:27.840 But they're definitely trying to make puppies with this thing.

00:45:33.360 Let's just leave it at that.

00:45:34.540 So they do the hand signal. 0.99

00:45:36.460 And the whole impressive thing about doing hand signal with his dog is the dog's dumb, but he can understand. 0.97

00:45:42.860 And now you're just doing it with a human for nothing. 0.89

00:45:44.920 So all these guys can go, what, get horned up later?

00:45:49.160 They get bricked.

00:45:50.520 They get bricked.

00:45:51.520 And then here, I took a freeze frame here.

00:45:53.640 A lot of guys at this event.

00:45:55.020 I counted 19 in just this screenshot.

00:45:57.740 We actually labeled them here.

00:45:58.980 One, two, three.

00:45:59.580 You know, the list goes on and on. 0.99

00:46:01.540 And I want to talk about the opportunity cost of doing pup play shit with the boys at the local gymnasium. 0.99

00:46:07.680 That's a good point. 0.99

00:46:09.040 Because, you know, guy number three, he could have taken his niece out to ice cream that day.

00:46:14.440 Guy number seven, he could have helped his neighbor rake the leaves.

00:46:17.860 You know?

00:46:18.260 Guy number nine could have delivered Uber Eats for somebody.

00:46:21.860 He could have made a little money that day.

00:46:23.180 You know?

00:46:23.600 Guy number 13 and 14, what are you guys doing there? 0.90

00:46:28.040 They're black. 0.97

00:46:29.680 Leave this alone. 1.00

00:46:30.920 This is not for you guys.

00:46:32.200 This is our problem.

00:46:33.520 Yeah, we'll handle it. 0.99

00:46:35.420 But, yeah, there's, like, a whole thing, like, where a gym full of guys got together to do this loosely sexual weird shit with a leather skirt guy directing the pup. 0.98

00:46:44.300 There's a major opportunity cost. 0.96

00:46:45.940 These guys, even computer programming, you could have done some nerd stuff.

00:46:49.140 You could have sewed a dress.

00:46:50.120 Take apart an N64 and see what's inside it.

00:46:52.820 Learn something. 1.00

00:46:53.740 Instead, they're doing this semi-sexual dog shit and watching this guy roll around on the ground. 1.00

00:46:57.700 Very disgusting. 1.00

00:46:58.720 And they're all going to be at the after party. 0.96

00:47:00.740 Yeah.

00:47:01.940 All right.

00:47:02.340 Let's get to our next clip.

00:47:03.640 Something similar under the same umbrella.

00:47:05.720 This is a trans teacher on the Trans Day of Visibility.

00:47:10.360 We had to get rid of the music because it's copywritten, but you can probably guess what she's dancing or he's dancing to.

00:47:17.060 Goes.

00:47:18.300 Inappropriate outfit for a teacher of any gender. 1.00

00:47:21.420 Crazy outfit.

00:47:22.180 And then this is in the classroom.

00:47:27.360 So not appropriate to do a hot, sexy dance in the classroom when the kids aren't there.

00:47:32.400 Yeah.

00:47:33.180 Definitely not appropriate.

00:47:34.680 Is the hot, sexy dance in the room right now or is it a man? 0.97

00:47:37.720 And if you block up the top, wait until he gets in this stance, and then you cover his body with this block, look at the pants, cover the midriff, and the fake boobs or stuffed boobs, whatever they are. 0.97

00:47:50.100 Cover the midriff and look at the pants down. 0.91

00:47:52.080 That's your cousin Joey watching a soccer game.

00:47:55.300 Yeah.

00:47:55.720 Watching the kids game.

00:47:57.020 That's your Uncle Mike at the barbecue.

00:47:59.140 Yeah.

00:47:59.600 The New Balance and the dad jeans.

00:48:01.520 Yeah.

00:48:01.980 That's a good point.

00:48:03.260 So, I don't know.

00:48:04.760 Not good in the classroom.

00:48:05.920 Backwards and upside down.

00:48:07.080 All right.

00:48:07.460 Let's get to our next clip.

00:48:08.620 This is the most important clip, in my opinion, for Cringe of the Week.

00:48:12.960 This girl has a client, and I'm not even going to describe what they're doing.

00:48:19.160 She'll explain it herself.

00:48:20.720 Come with me to prepare for my dawn session. 0.98

00:48:23.400 So, the prep for this session actually starts the night before because this man likes to be s***ed on. 0.91

00:48:29.060 So, he sends me a meal of his choice. 0.94

00:48:31.460 This meal was Indian, and I have to try to eat it all.

00:48:34.360 I also drink some ginger root tea and take some stomach digestive probiotics, you know, to keep everything flowing.

00:48:41.900 The next morning, I wake up, take a laxative, wait an hour, and then I go to the session. 0.94

00:48:47.760 The session's only about 20 minutes, so I'm real quick in and out, and I make a f***ing bag.

00:48:52.080 So, you did, you went to the bathroom on somebody, number two, for what, free Indian food and $1,100?

00:49:00.640 Yeah, we took a screenshot of the money.

00:49:02.400 That's $1,100.

00:49:03.840 And it was all filmed and such.

00:49:05.720 And the whole point of the video, they're doing this content, and she's kind of showing, you know, what you could do, you know, if other young ladies want to try it. 0.99

00:49:14.260 This heavyset Polish woman's shitting on people in her private time. 1.00

00:49:18.940 But the whole thing, there's like a little bit of shame, right? 0.99

00:49:23.120 If you look at the video frame by frame, she's fine showing you her eating the Indian.

00:49:27.180 She goes, okay, you know, I'm eating the Indian.

00:49:29.140 Drinking tea.

00:49:29.900 I'm drinking the tea.

00:49:30.840 I take the laxative.

00:49:31.840 I'm doing this. 0.99

00:49:32.780 And then she briefly flashes the shit room on camera. 0.99

00:49:36.380 And there it is. 0.99

00:49:37.140 And there it is.

00:49:37.680 We got the screenshot. 0.99

00:49:38.680 There's the shit room. 1.00

00:49:39.620 Multiple camera angles, a shit stool, blowout stool. 1.00

00:49:43.120 Cameras everywhere. 1.00

00:49:43.860 But so she knows that it's like, that's the disgusting part.

00:49:47.080 She brushes over that.

00:49:48.300 And then once she cuts past that, she'll let the camera linger on the $1,100 for four or five seconds, right?

00:49:54.880 You know it's not good when she shows the money and then there's 20s.

00:49:57.840 It's like, how many 20s can you really fan out in one hand?

00:50:01.660 I know.

00:50:02.380 Wouldn't it be worth it?

00:50:03.560 But it is $1,100.

00:50:04.800 So I don't know.

00:50:05.640 These are kind of some of the decisions that our young people are making in the fake economy that doesn't produce anything, right?

00:50:12.540 Yeah.

00:50:12.840 This is why tariffs.

00:50:13.740 Tariffs should bring this down. 0.98

00:50:15.280 She could get a job at the factory.

00:50:17.680 Yeah.

00:50:18.300 At the mill.

00:50:19.120 You know? 1.00

00:50:19.660 Instead of having to shit on the most depraved pup play guy you've ever seen. 0.99

00:50:24.180 And the guy is an issue too. 0.99

00:50:26.700 Like, men used to have goals.

00:50:28.460 They want to climb Mount Everest.

00:50:29.660 They want to run a five-minute mile.

00:50:31.340 Yeah.

00:50:31.860 Now you're going to get this girl to get dump on you. 1.00

00:50:34.700 Disgusting. 1.00

00:50:34.860 And then they do this in the Middle East, the Saudis. 1.00

00:50:37.800 They pay big money to the OF models and then they dump on them.

00:50:43.100 Yeah, it's a well-known thing.

00:50:44.500 Some girls don't make it out. 1.00

00:50:46.100 Yeah, they get stuffed into a suitcase left on the road.

00:50:48.820 It's very sad.

00:50:49.580 All right, our last clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:50:52.640 This woman mocks a guy working the drive-thru for being a drive-thru worker. 1.00

00:50:57.580 Hey, let me ask you a question.

00:51:03.040 One moment.

00:51:04.920 What's up?

00:51:06.160 What's on your mind right now?

00:51:08.560 Huh?

00:51:09.160 What's on your mind right now?

00:51:10.620 Nah, I'm trying to...

00:51:11.640 Because this guy, he asked for two...

00:51:14.100 He asked for two double whoppers.

00:51:17.400 Mm-hmm.

00:51:18.040 And then he's saying that...

00:51:20.100 Number who?

00:51:22.860 But now he's switching it up.

00:51:24.680 He getting upset with me.

00:51:26.680 That's what's on your mind right now?

00:51:28.140 Yeah.

00:51:29.000 It need to be some money.

00:51:33.420 That's nice.

00:51:34.280 You know it wasn't going to be good when she started with,

00:51:36.580 let me ask you a question.

00:51:37.880 Yeah.

00:51:38.620 That's something.

00:51:39.420 That's a phrase that doesn't end right.

00:51:41.480 Yeah, never. 1.00

00:51:42.680 And, you know, it's easy to play this video and bash all black women. 1.00

00:51:47.920 So, to be fair, I am going to say, 0.99

00:51:51.200 not a huge fan of black guys either. 0.92

00:51:54.900 That's the whole thing? 0.98

00:51:55.700 Wait till Urban Decay.

00:51:56.660 Okay.

00:51:57.780 All right.

00:51:58.420 All right.

00:51:59.800 Let's get...

00:52:00.560 That is the end of Cringe, so we are moving on to Urban Decay.

00:52:03.740 All right, our first clip of Urban Decay.

00:52:05.440 A woman was attacked by a dog walker who threw dog poop at her face. 0.98

00:52:10.720 She didn't expect me to throw s*** in her face. 0.97

00:52:12.940 She's so mad right now. 1.00

00:52:14.500 She threw this poop straight at my face. 1.00

00:52:17.240 It hit me like this, right in the mouth. 0.59

00:52:20.780 This massive golden retriever dog poop hit me in the face, fell down into the baby's face.

00:52:26.700 I'm glad. 1.00

00:52:27.240 I hope it got in your f***ing mouth. 0.99

00:52:28.600 I can't believe our confronting someone about having not picked up their poop right at our front door 1.00

00:52:34.740 turned into a woman slinging poop at me and my baby. 1.00

00:52:39.200 I was totally shook and afraid, and I had to clean the poop up, scrub me and the baby, clean a poop. 0.98

00:52:45.820 The poop went in my mouth.

00:52:47.460 I'll give her that.

00:52:48.160 She had a perfect day.

00:52:48.820 Anyway, so the cops came.

00:52:51.020 They said to us, basically, this is just a misdemeanor, and we could go through the hassle of the court system if we wanted to, press charges.

00:52:59.880 And to be honest, at the time, it was witching hour, you call it.

00:53:04.080 The baby was hungry.

00:53:05.100 The kids were hungry.

00:53:06.160 I said, hey, I don't want to press charges.

00:53:08.260 I just want to be done and over with this.

00:53:09.720 But I've been thinking about it more, and I don't think this dog walker should be allowed to walk other people's dogs

00:53:14.920 if she can't even do the basic job requirement of picking up the dog's poop. 1.00

00:53:19.800 So this was done, like she said, by a dog walker whose job it is to pick up the dog's poop,

00:53:24.940 but I guess she didn't want to do it.

00:53:27.000 I ain't doing it.

00:53:28.100 And you call me out.

00:53:29.440 I ain't doing it.

00:53:30.360 I ain't doing it. 0.95

00:53:31.380 And then throw the poop at the face. 1.00

00:53:32.660 That's basically how it probably went, right?

00:53:34.620 Yeah, definitely.

00:53:35.440 And I was going to say, usually monkeys throw poop, but I'm not going to do that

00:53:41.360 because I'll be called racist for calling this woman who threw the poop a monkey. 1.00

00:53:45.680 Yeah, you'd be the offender there.

00:53:48.080 So you can't do it.

00:53:49.740 So, but let's go back here because we're going to have some overarching lessons for a couple of these videos, right?

00:53:56.660 Picking up poop and throwing it at someone is the most impulsive base level.

00:54:01.180 You get injured in the process too.

00:54:03.200 She didn't grab a napkin, pick up the poop, and then throw it. 1.00

00:54:05.860 She had shit on her hands. 1.00

00:54:07.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:07.340 But that's how much she wanted to hurt this lady. 0.97

00:54:08.960 So impulsivity, right?

00:54:11.480 That's going to be an overarching theme.

00:54:13.140 Extremely impulsive.

00:54:14.420 Then it was another one of those things like I can't be told what to do.

00:54:18.660 Remember the woman who was littering that we showed?

00:54:21.140 We're seeing a lot of urban decay examples that come from like someone asking someone to do something.

00:54:25.900 And then you get in that oppositional defiance.

00:54:28.220 I'm not doing what you tell me.

00:54:29.320 I'm not doing what you tell me. 1.00

00:54:30.820 And then it ends with you getting assaulted or dog shit in your mouth, right? 1.00

00:54:34.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:54:35.140 And then third and final point.

00:54:37.200 Sorry that I'm hogging it a little bit.

00:54:39.200 Let him cook.

00:54:40.420 The woman says, I don't want to do the pressing charges misdemeanor thing.

00:54:45.980 You always do that for someone like this because like even if it's a misdemeanor and not a felony,

00:54:51.200 that's an insane person who should not be in society.

00:54:54.460 So you have to help society by pressing those charges so that it's on the record for the next thing.

00:55:00.960 Yep.

00:55:01.220 You know, we're talking about a long-term sentencing goal here. 0.99

00:55:05.500 The kind of person who throws dog shit at you and your baby is actually going to be the kind of person who commits multiple felonies across their lifetime. 0.99

00:55:12.780 So it's actually part of your civic duty to help. 0.99

00:55:15.720 And at least I know you're not going to be the one who kind of puts her away, but you have to do, you have to show up and finish the job, right?

00:55:22.700 It's the kind of person who steals makeup from the mall.

00:55:25.260 Yeah.

00:55:25.500 You bring your ring cam.

00:55:26.840 You do X, Y, Z.

00:55:28.280 You show the footage.

00:55:30.020 She's on tape admitting. 1.00

00:55:31.240 You couldn't believe I threw shit at you. 0.99

00:55:33.080 So, like, it's an easy slam dunk case. 1.00

00:55:35.940 You have to do it for the next person because the next person could be grandma.

00:55:39.420 The next person, we know she's already capable of attacking you and a baby. 0.99

00:55:44.360 So you actually have, you owe society the follow through.

00:55:46.940 That's a woman and a child. 0.97

00:55:48.260 So that's basically already to the most vulnerable people.

00:55:51.140 Exactly.

00:55:51.620 Also, poop in the mouth is a misdemeanor.

00:55:54.620 That seems bad.

00:55:55.880 In my America, you go to jail for poop in the mouth.

00:55:58.380 How do you not? 0.77

00:55:59.140 I think so, too.

00:55:59.780 It should be in the Constitution.

00:56:00.660 And if any man makes it so poop of any kind goes in the mouth of another man, jail. 0.90

00:56:07.340 Automatic jail sentence.

00:56:09.340 And let's move on to our next clip in our mini-series here of impulsive actions taken in this week's Urban Decay.

00:56:16.120 This guy is at a grocery store, and he sees the guy, the ATM guy, coming to load or take the money out of the machine, and he seizes his opportunity.

00:56:30.660 Look at his eyes.

00:56:32.520 He's thinking about it.

00:56:35.660 And in less than four seconds, he calculates and says, yep, felony time, bag of cash, out.

00:56:46.620 Fat ATM worker.

00:56:49.120 Why not? 0.97

00:56:49.840 Easy mark, right?

00:56:50.840 Yep.

00:56:51.140 But he wasn't fast enough to outrun modern technology.

00:56:53.880 Police tracked him down in hours using AI face recognition and security videos.

00:56:58.160 And there's the young man, Yellon Shepard, 21, facing two felony charges.

00:57:03.200 Going to jail.

00:57:04.040 And he was just at the grocery store probably buying candy.

00:57:06.680 Yeah.

00:57:06.980 He goes, could do it.

00:57:09.040 He was probably going to shoplift something under $5, and now he's got two felonies because it's probably a federal offense to go after the Brinks truck driver or whoever.

00:57:17.100 But isn't that crazy?

00:57:19.860 Could you ever be like, and we joke about, people used to call the show bait car racist.

00:57:25.840 Like, why would you put a car that's unlocked in the hood?

00:57:29.000 Like, that's entrapment or something.

00:57:31.960 It doesn't entrap me.

00:57:33.320 Can you ever be, like, persuaded into a felony really quick?

00:57:36.700 Could someone ever get you over the line on a felony?

00:57:39.160 No.

00:57:39.940 Even if I was in that situation, I would go to the Brinks guy and go, brother. 1.00

00:57:44.420 Sloppy.

00:57:44.960 You're getting sloppy.

00:57:45.800 I could have taken the bag, brother.

00:57:47.620 Come on.

00:57:48.100 Attach it to your belt.

00:57:49.140 You flinch at him or something.

00:57:50.200 I would, like, be on the side and, like, correct the guy.

00:57:52.720 But, yeah.

00:57:53.100 So you're walking a dog. 1.00

00:57:54.980 Two minutes later, you're throwing dog shit in a woman's mouth and a baby. 1.00

00:57:59.160 You're at the convenience store. 1.00

00:58:01.300 And in 30 seconds, you're running off with the Brinks bag.

00:58:05.740 It's crazy how quickly some of these impulsive people, they live among us, you know?

00:58:10.580 They're ready and willing to do something insane.

00:58:13.060 And it's not even that big of boiling points.

00:58:16.200 He just saw a bag of money.

00:58:17.660 The woman just asked to pick up the dog poop. 1.00

00:58:20.060 Nobody wants to pick up someone else's dog poop on their front lawn.

00:58:22.740 It's not like it went back and forth and then it boiled over.

00:58:27.120 Yeah.

00:58:27.380 You knocked into my car.

00:58:29.040 Yeah.

00:58:29.360 The Brinks driver said, I bet you want this. 1.00

00:58:31.400 I bet you want this money.

00:58:32.960 You'll never have this money.

00:58:34.720 But, yeah.

00:58:35.280 This impulsive criminal section and we're about to get to the worst part of it.

00:58:39.560 This is the sad one.

00:58:40.520 We saved it for the end to not be a downer on the show.

00:58:43.080 It's very sad.

00:58:44.080 A 17-year-old Austin Metcalf was stabbed by another.

00:58:49.340 They were doing a track meet.

00:58:51.000 And another one of the runners stabbed him because he told him to stand in a different place.

00:58:55.920 There was this kid, before I knew his name now, this kid was sitting under our tent at

00:59:05.020 the track.

00:59:06.020 We asked him to move.

00:59:07.520 He started getting aggressive and talking, reckless.

00:59:11.260 And my brother stepped in and said, you need to move.

00:59:13.500 He's like, make me move.

00:59:14.540 Austin grabbed his backpack.

00:59:16.400 This kid, I tried to whip around as fast as I could, but I didn't see the stab.

00:59:21.960 But then I look at my brother and I'm not going to talk about the rest.

00:59:27.800 So, basically, the kid died in his twin brother's arms.

00:59:32.180 Yeah.

00:59:32.820 Small disagreement, stabbed in the chest.

00:59:35.680 At a high school track meet.

00:59:37.220 So, you brought the knife to the track meet.

00:59:39.140 More black on white violence resulting in the death.

00:59:42.260 This guy was like a 17-year-old football star with a 4.0 GPA.

00:59:47.120 And then the other guy was this guy with the AK-47 in the pictures, giving the middle finger

00:59:51.440 to the camera.

00:59:52.120 Yeah.

00:59:52.400 He's such a good boy.

00:59:54.000 And, you know, in just, in a split second, you're stabbing someone in the heart.

01:00:00.020 Crazy low impulse control issues.

01:00:03.140 I don't even know what the lesson is.

01:00:04.960 Again, it's all the impulsive criminals.

01:00:07.380 You don't even think they're capable of it.

01:00:09.040 This was a little bit of a disagreement.

01:00:10.600 You shouldn't sit here.

01:00:11.280 It's probably like by team or something under the tent, you know.

01:00:14.740 It's organized in a certain way and he didn't want to move and you end up killing someone.

01:00:19.220 Your life's over.

01:00:19.940 His life's over.

01:00:21.180 And then, you know, the dad will go on TV and say, you know, oh, this wasn't about race.

01:00:26.900 It kind of was.

01:00:28.220 But it definitely seems like it's about race to me.

01:00:31.880 And the dad said it's not about race, but the lack of news coverage is about race.

01:00:37.680 The low impulse control in that situation was about race.

01:00:41.420 I don't know if we're going to see any inner city murals with this 4.0 football star picture on him.

01:00:46.980 And we all saw what happened when George Floyd died.

01:00:49.600 And that was a street rat drug addict who died from an overdose.

01:00:53.080 Yeah.

01:00:53.520 Counterfeit 20 fentanyl guy.

01:00:55.220 He got the gold casket.

01:00:56.540 And then this kid gets stabbed in the heart for nothing.

01:00:59.280 4.0 high school student, 17 years old, dies for nothing.

01:01:03.020 So, I mean, there are consequences.

01:01:06.060 You want to avoid low impulse control people. 0.99

01:01:09.380 It can be, it can range from the Brinks bag is temporarily missing to dog shit in your mouth all the way to stabbed in the chest in the prime of your life right before you're about to go to college. 0.99

01:01:19.360 Right? 1.00

01:01:19.780 Horrible.

01:01:20.600 So.

01:01:21.000 All right.

01:01:21.240 Let's go to our next piece.

01:01:22.300 Another low impulse control situation here at a nightclub.

01:01:26.340 Let's go to our next piece.

01:01:56.340 I would never go anywhere like that.

01:02:00.780 Bottle throws, looking at slam chairs, total destruction of property.

01:02:05.160 The night, what do you think happens at the end of this?

01:02:07.000 They go, okay, that was out of hand.

01:02:09.100 Keep the music.

01:02:10.040 All right.

01:02:10.520 Everyone good?

01:02:11.420 Yeah.

01:02:11.720 Okay.

01:02:12.580 There's glass on the ground.

01:02:14.080 Tequila.

01:02:14.840 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

01:02:16.380 I don't think so.

01:02:17.660 Yeah.

01:02:17.840 I don't know.

01:02:18.380 There's just certain places that you leave before this happens.

01:02:24.200 You know?

01:02:25.140 Our show watchers kind of know like, hey, vibe isn't right.

01:02:28.120 Getting a little dark in here.

01:02:29.200 Something could boil over at any time.

01:02:31.140 Yeah.

01:02:31.560 You know, these are the situations where there's actually not even a lesson to learn there because I would never be there.

01:02:36.560 Yeah.

01:02:36.700 You would never be there.

01:02:37.480 Leave early?

01:02:38.520 Brother.

01:02:39.060 Brother.

01:02:39.280 I'm not even within two miles of this establishment.

01:02:42.200 I'm at home.

01:02:42.960 What are you talking about?

01:02:43.820 Leave early.

01:02:44.720 So, yeah.

01:02:45.540 All right.

01:02:46.360 Next, teen crowds cause safety concerns.

01:02:50.120 I believe this is Chicago.

01:02:51.120 Yeah, it is Chicago.

01:02:52.160 A demand for change after crowds of teenagers got out of control over the weekend in Streeterville.

01:02:57.880 Two teens were injured along with several police officers, but not everyone's in agreement about what to do about it.

01:03:04.740 Charlie Vijay Husky's live for us in Streeterville with more on the story.

01:03:07.920 Charlie.

01:03:09.280 Well, good afternoon.

01:03:10.880 We have a late statement from the police superintendent, Larry Stelling.

01:03:14.100 He says his department will keep people safe whether they live here in Streeterville or they are visiting the area.

01:03:20.620 The mayor, though, says the way to do that is not by way of changing the curfew.

01:03:25.280 Many here in Streeterville, though, disagree.

01:03:28.180 From the plaza outside her front door, Tracy Boone says she saw hundreds of teens pour into the intersection of Illinois and Columbus.

01:03:36.160 She shot this video.

01:03:37.140 I saw absolute mayhem, disrespect, criminality, everything.

01:03:42.340 Boone says when she saw the kids run down the middle of Columbus and take over Tanya Ogden Park, she could only think of one thing.

01:03:49.100 Oh, no, another summer of this.

01:03:50.800 This has been going on for a while.

01:03:52.240 This isn't anything new to us.

01:03:55.160 It's just that Friday night was probably the worst I've ever seen.

01:03:58.680 For the second time in March, people in Streeterville say they have been terrorized by the gatherings.

01:04:04.500 One teen was shot, another was stabbed, and police officers were injured, shutting down the gathering.

01:04:09.660 Something they said they did as soon as the city's 10 p.m. curfew for unaccompanied minors kicked in.

01:04:14.440 The mayor says what he'd like to see in situations like these isn't a change in the curfew, but rather more safe places for teens to gather so they don't resort to activities like these.

01:04:25.060 That's what the issue is.

01:04:27.420 They need more safe places to go so they don't terrorize torquing in the street, shooting, stabbing people, and then injuring cops.

01:04:34.080 The only place for these kids to hang out is in the middle of the road.

01:04:37.540 Imagine if there was like a YMCA or something in Chicago.

01:04:41.140 Imagine if there were basketball courts.

01:04:42.960 This would never happen.

01:04:44.160 Yeah, a library.

01:04:45.060 Yeah.

01:04:45.540 This happens because nobody stops it.

01:04:48.220 And then you have power by numbers where not everybody gets caught. 0.99

01:04:51.240 And then the parents don't fucking care about the kids, and they never find out, were you part of that Streeterville shit? 0.99

01:04:57.660 They never ask them, and nobody feels shame, and nobody's embarrassed. 0.99

01:05:02.480 And then people in Streeterville just get terrorized all summer.

01:05:06.780 And what is this?

01:05:07.360 Because it's spring break?

01:05:08.540 Well, yeah, spring break is probably getting a little warmer.

01:05:10.600 Yeah, crazy.

01:05:11.380 And how about that reporter's last name?

01:05:13.640 Yeah, what is it?

01:05:14.680 Woja something.

01:05:15.780 Wojci.

01:05:16.860 Wojcikuski or something.

01:05:18.500 That was an uphill climb.

01:05:20.240 Charlie Wojcikuski.

01:05:21.800 They were probably like, Charlie, you're a good reporter.

01:05:24.780 You got to change the last name to Chowski or something.

01:05:27.640 You can't put this on TV.

01:05:29.400 Charlie Woj.

01:05:30.220 Yeah, and he overcame.

01:05:31.660 Yeah, that's the old stock.

01:05:33.220 That's the old stock of Chicago.

01:05:34.720 Polish guy, you know? 1.00

01:05:36.440 Now the new stock is these kids twerking they shit, hurting the cops. 1.00

01:05:40.460 And they're doing shootings and stuff like that, as you know. 1.00

01:05:43.620 And then we get gaslit into, then we get gaslit by the media and telling us that we live in a gun problem zone.

01:05:51.820 America has all these gun issues.

01:05:53.580 One out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to the University of Colorado study.

01:05:58.560 They try to scare you with that.

01:06:00.000 But then, Mamedic Sisyphus made a great point.

01:06:02.020 Can you give that a read?

01:06:02.880 Well, he actually looked at the study, and it says, gang shootout in your neighborhood?

01:06:07.300 That counts as being present.

01:06:09.240 Neighbor kills family and self in his house?

01:06:12.020 That's a mass shooting in your neighborhood you were present for.

01:06:15.000 So all these shootings are just these, most of these urban, urban utes.

01:06:19.540 Yeah.

01:06:19.980 And they're shooting each other, and then everyone who's around, it's like, oh, you were involved in a mass shooting.

01:06:24.500 I think of people who didn't go to jail or get their crimes knocked down, they have weapons involved.

01:06:29.880 That's probably more of the problem, not so much a gun issue.

01:06:32.880 Yeah. 0.68

01:06:33.580 And I think one out of 15 Americans is black.

01:06:36.180 I don't know, right?

01:06:36.980 Yeah.

01:06:37.440 One out of 15?

01:06:38.380 That's a little less.

01:06:38.980 If you did that for the black community, it would probably be like one out of two.

01:06:44.000 Okay.

01:06:44.760 All right.

01:06:45.200 Our last clip of Urban Decay.

01:06:47.240 You guys know, we call it like we see it.

01:06:50.300 We're pretty honest people.

01:06:51.780 And some might say that we're racially insensitive, or we're pretending that certain groups do all the crime.

01:06:57.320 And obviously, it's not everybody.

01:06:58.940 But Mace, the singer, you know him?

01:07:01.940 Yeah, I liked one of his songs back in the day.

01:07:04.280 Me too.

01:07:04.540 I can't remember which one.

01:07:06.180 He did something.

01:07:06.840 Him and P Diddy.

01:07:08.140 I think so, yeah.

01:07:09.700 Mace.

01:07:10.820 It's like that party song.

01:07:12.660 I don't remember.

01:07:13.580 And I'm not going to tap into it either.

01:07:15.600 But I know specifically I used to like one of his songs.

01:07:18.460 Me too.

01:07:19.240 And he did a podcast, I believe, with LeBron.

01:07:22.360 Okay.

01:07:22.620 And listen to what he says about the problems within the black community.

01:07:26.100 It's very much echoing what we say here. 0.98

01:07:28.480 First thing black people do when they don't get a shot is yell racism.

01:07:33.040 You know, it ain't always racism. 0.98

01:07:34.660 Like you said, Mo.

01:07:36.120 Sometimes you just don't want to be around niggas. 1.00

01:07:38.640 I know I definitely don't want to be around niggas. 1.00

01:07:42.760 So I concur.

01:07:44.620 You know what I'm saying?

01:07:45.560 I'm not even in denial about it.

01:07:48.200 Some people are in denial about it.

01:07:51.060 I 100% emphatically, most earnestly don't want to be around niggas. 1.00

01:07:57.720 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

01:07:58.600 Like I'll be around killer. 1.00

01:08:00.220 Killer is my nigga. 1.00

01:08:01.260 But I'm not the guy. 0.96

01:08:03.300 You know? 0.98

01:08:04.000 I don't like the nigga behavior. 1.00

01:08:06.520 You got to watch where your clothes are. 0.97

01:08:09.100 You got to watch all your watches is in the back.

01:08:13.900 You got to watch it.

01:08:16.460 Well, he made a good point.

01:08:17.800 He doesn't want to be on high alert.

01:08:19.100 He doesn't want to be around desperate people who would like, if they had a chance to hit

01:08:23.740 a lick on him for something worth $1,000, like a bracelet or a watch or whatever, he

01:08:28.380 doesn't want to be around that.

01:08:29.340 He wants to relax.

01:08:30.960 If you're willing to rob the Brinks truck guy, which is automatically a felony, you'd

01:08:35.900 probably try to get Mace in his convertible, steal his watch or his necklace and rip it

01:08:41.160 off his neck.

01:08:42.960 That's what I'm saying.

01:08:43.620 If you robbed the Brinks truck in three seconds and you had a whole evening to kind of plot

01:08:48.720 and look at, oh, Mace, he's got that watch.

01:08:50.940 Oh, yeah.

01:08:51.580 He in the club tonight.

01:08:52.540 Which pocket is his wallet going in?

01:08:54.500 Okay.

01:08:55.420 You got a stack of cash this big.

01:08:57.300 Yeah.

01:08:57.560 You plot something.

01:08:58.840 You plot something.

01:08:59.900 Mace is right.

01:09:00.820 Yeah.

01:09:01.320 And Mace, you know, he would agree with us and maybe he's a show watcher.

01:09:04.760 Okay.

01:09:05.540 Easy to say.

01:09:06.420 I doubt that.

01:09:07.280 I doubt that.

01:09:07.960 But I hope.

01:09:08.800 I hope.

01:09:09.280 That would be it.

01:09:09.540 There is a Mace song.

01:09:10.540 Let us know in the comments what it is, guys.

01:09:12.060 I can't remember.

01:09:13.360 It's like a party song with Diddy.

01:09:15.180 It doesn't.

01:09:16.220 All right.

01:09:16.700 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:09:18.000 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:09:19.320 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:09:20.820 And we have some truly uplifting stuff today.

01:09:24.240 First things first.

01:09:25.820 This, you guys heard about the earthquake in that Asian country?

01:09:29.580 Yes.

01:09:30.240 Was it Thailand or what?

01:09:31.320 Yeah, Thailand.

01:09:32.500 I don't know.

01:09:33.140 It's one of the countries that got tariffed.

01:09:35.180 One of the tariffed countries.

01:09:37.100 And then they had like these buildings that were connected by this bridge.

01:09:40.400 There was a pedway.

01:09:41.480 It was a pedway between two buildings.

01:09:43.600 And then you see them going like this because it broke during the earthquake.

01:09:46.740 And then if you zoom in, a brave father makes a leap to save his family.

01:09:54.640 Stuff's falling.

01:09:55.660 It's getting crazy.

01:09:57.460 Pedway's disconnected and it's swaying.

01:09:59.320 And there he is.

01:10:01.340 Makes the leap to connect with his family.

01:10:04.980 Isn't that crazy?

01:10:06.700 And if you think about it, it's like they were just at the pool on the roof.

01:10:12.260 They were just walking from building to building.

01:10:14.160 Maybe the restaurant was the other one.

01:10:15.520 And all of a sudden, you're in a Mission Impossible movie.

01:10:18.220 All of a sudden, Tom Cruise, brother.

01:10:20.300 There could be like a stink hole that happens now.

01:10:22.080 You fall in and I got to grab you, you know?

01:10:24.000 Like, and we're in a Mission Impossible scene.

01:10:26.720 I know.

01:10:27.280 I've been watching the Mission Impossibles again.

01:10:29.140 I know I told you guys a few months ago.

01:10:30.700 I'm back in a full rotation of all of them.

01:10:32.900 Why did he jump, though?

01:10:34.480 Did he have to be with his family?

01:10:36.480 Did he have to go to that side?

01:10:38.080 Well, they were on that side probably.

01:10:39.220 You go downstairs.

01:10:40.180 I'll go downstairs over here.

01:10:41.860 That maybe would have been the safer play.

01:10:43.940 But I guess he wanted his Tom Cruise moment.

01:10:45.940 Tom Cruise is 5'5".

01:10:47.580 He can make the jump.

01:10:48.540 Don't disrespect TC.

01:10:50.260 And this guy's like, all right, if Tom Cruise can do it, I can do it.

01:10:52.700 Hey, Tom Cruise, uplifting gold, never lets you down.

01:10:56.360 Tom Cruise, he knows what he's up to.

01:10:58.260 He's an entertainer.

01:10:59.380 He makes movies.

01:11:00.560 He wants you to go to the cinema with your family.

01:11:02.920 Yeah, I'm sorry for saying you're short, Tom Cruise.

01:11:05.180 You're not.

01:11:05.840 Yeah.

01:11:06.200 Tom Cruise, you're 6'5".

01:11:07.540 You wear those shoes.

01:11:08.380 You stand in the Apple box.

01:11:09.360 You're not short.

01:11:10.080 Yep.

01:11:10.480 All right, next.

01:11:11.180 This is really interesting, and I don't understand the science of it.

01:11:14.220 This guy's trying to get home, but he's wearing a dumpster magnet hat. 0.92

01:11:20.660 So he's going, and you can see it start to suck him right here. 0.99

01:11:23.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:23.880 He's getting sucked. 0.99

01:11:24.980 Uh-oh. 0.99

01:11:25.300 Uh-oh.

01:11:26.360 Home.

01:11:27.640 You got to take the hat off, brother.

01:11:29.680 Yeah, you shouldn't have had your magnet in that night when the dumpsters were so close.

01:11:33.240 All right, remember last episode, we showed you the Lexington Mall Studios commercial, 0.98

01:11:37.820 and it was kind of like brain rot, cooked, retarded. 0.97

01:11:41.420 Yeah. 0.72

01:11:41.560 We got another one, and this is POV.

01:11:44.420 You're being raptured up to heaven, but you are still getting ads.

01:11:47.920 Welcome back to Tri-County.

01:11:49.560 I'm going to head upstairs to the Tri-County Jewelry Exchange.

01:11:53.900 The Tri-County Jewelry Exchange is the largest jewelry exchange on all of Long Island.

01:12:00.260 The Tri-County Jewelry Exchange has more than 30 helpful and professional jewelers

01:12:05.280 that will help you with your jewelry needs.

01:12:08.040 We'll see you soon at Tri-County.

01:12:11.560 Hey, I know it's not for everybody, but there's something about doing advertising on social

01:12:18.220 media with minimal advertising skills and no social media knowledge.

01:12:23.520 It's very pure.

01:12:24.560 Yeah.

01:12:24.860 There's something pure Americana about that.

01:12:27.440 I agree.

01:12:28.260 Hit your lines, try your best, and you want to catch their eye somehow.

01:12:32.320 It's not going to be like a real commercial.

01:12:34.240 Yeah.

01:12:34.600 I'm just going to want people to come to see Tri-County Jewelry or whatever.

01:12:38.460 It's low stakes.

01:12:39.160 It's very, there's something very pure about that content.

01:12:42.460 Okay.

01:12:43.100 All right.

01:12:43.500 Next, this lady gets wrapped up in a dust devil. 1.00

01:12:46.840 Just walk into her truck.

01:12:49.240 Maybe it's a guy.

01:12:51.320 No, it's a lady. 1.00

01:12:52.540 Dust devil. 0.57

01:12:53.200 And it gets her.

01:12:54.020 Dust devil.

01:12:54.860 Oh! 0.60

01:12:56.160 All of a sudden, you're in a fight for your life versus a dust devil.

01:12:59.300 Oh, that was it.

01:13:00.260 No big deal. 1.00

01:13:00.960 I guess shit gets in your eyes, in your ears. 1.00

01:13:03.180 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:13:03.540 It's not good.

01:13:04.160 But that was funny that it got her.

01:13:05.460 I thought it went longer.

01:13:06.200 All right, next, this kid won an award for his bird calls.

01:13:10.420 Anyway, this is a great horned owl sound.

01:13:18.160 This is a wild turkey.

01:13:23.780 I did this in Jaguar one time.

01:13:25.380 Oh! 0.60

01:13:26.880 Oh! 0.60

01:13:27.440 Oh! 0.60

01:13:29.720 A little twitchy.

01:13:30.860 Gross. 0.84

01:13:33.680 This is a Canadian goose. 0.96

01:13:40.020 I like it.

01:13:41.000 You get the point.

01:13:41.840 Some people got to have their special interests.

01:13:44.380 And you got to be good at them, too.

01:13:47.260 And then- 0.99

01:13:47.760 You can't be a shitty autistic bird collar kid. 1.00

01:13:49.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:50.400 That's exactly the point.

01:13:51.580 And then you get up there, and you do it in front of everybody.

01:13:55.640 There's something there.

01:13:56.680 You crush.

01:13:57.340 Yeah.

01:13:57.760 There's something Americana about that as well.

01:14:00.020 Okay.

01:14:00.700 One guy who knows how to do this weird stuff, and then one time a year, he gets up in front

01:14:05.080 of the host school and presents his weird hobby.

01:14:07.760 I think that's very cool.

01:14:08.880 And it's a character-building thing.

01:14:10.420 He probably adds a new bird every year.

01:14:12.420 Yeah.

01:14:12.760 That's a good point.

01:14:13.920 All right.

01:14:14.180 We got some good shout-outs.

01:14:16.220 We're going to just hammer him out.

01:14:18.100 This guy caught a huge fish.

01:14:19.320 This is a good one.

01:14:23.320 Okay.

01:14:23.940 Yeah.

01:14:24.280 We're recording.

01:14:24.500 It's like this talk.

01:14:25.120 It's the best new podcast of all time.

01:14:28.000 Let's go.

01:14:28.880 That's awesome.

01:14:29.460 That's a gigantic rainbow trout.

01:14:31.500 Very cool.

01:14:32.700 Very cool.

01:14:33.460 Or it might just be a salmon.

01:14:35.200 There's some weird thing that happens where, like, rainbow trout becomes salmon at some

01:14:39.600 point.

01:14:40.000 Yeah.

01:14:40.300 When they're mating season.

01:14:41.820 And that looks like a male based on the jaw.

01:14:44.180 You can tell from the jaw.

01:14:45.900 But that's a dream fish.

01:14:47.220 It's a dream fish.

01:14:47.940 That's a dream fish.

01:14:48.760 Good shout-out.

01:14:49.560 That's a high-value shout-out.

01:14:51.220 And he's in shallow water.

01:14:52.880 Yeah.

01:14:53.160 So, I think it's spawning, right?

01:14:54.780 So, it's good to know that if you're ever fishing in shallow water, you're like, I can't

01:14:57.700 really catch anything.

01:14:59.320 That's awesome.

01:14:59.620 You can catch that.

01:15:00.700 That's awesome.

01:15:01.320 That's sick.

01:15:01.780 Thank you for the shout-out.

01:15:02.840 That was lit.

01:15:04.020 All right.

01:15:04.260 Next, we have another shout-out.

01:15:05.740 I believe his name is Ben.

01:15:07.440 And he did really well with his personal training numbers.

01:15:11.280 He's very strong.

01:15:12.340 And listen to the shout-out.

01:15:13.580 I think he said he joined the 1,000-pound club, and then he won first place.

01:15:18.160 Words of wisdom?

01:15:20.460 No, just thank you very much for this award.

01:15:24.420 I'm super appreciative.

01:15:25.600 I love, as you all know, I love PT.

01:15:27.520 I love getting after it for myself, for my family, and also for my soldiers, my fellow

01:15:34.360 soldiers.

01:15:35.540 So, thank you for that.

01:15:37.720 And shout-out to Fleckus Talks, the podcast, greatest news podcast of all time.

01:15:42.540 Thank you.

01:15:44.120 That's what I like.

01:15:45.420 Thank you for your service, brother.

01:15:46.800 Thank you, soldier.

01:15:48.200 That's what I like to see.

01:15:49.400 You've been promoted.

01:15:50.640 All right.

01:15:50.920 Next, we have a shout-out from Jeff.

01:15:52.440 Jeff is a big show watcher.

01:15:53.860 Him and his daughter watch the show every episode, and Jeff shouted us out at the Grand

01:15:58.920 Canyon.

01:16:01.100 Fleckus Talks, the podcast, the best news podcast of all time.

01:16:06.740 Yes.

01:16:07.220 Isn't that lit?

01:16:08.020 Imagine doing that shout-out and then the tumbling over the Grand Canyon.

01:16:13.800 That's a good shout-out.

01:16:14.820 Good production value, Jeff.

01:16:16.440 Great work there, Jeff.

01:16:17.660 Thank you.

01:16:18.320 And I'm happy that you guys watched the show and loved the show.

01:16:21.280 We love you right back.

01:16:22.200 We're very grateful.

01:16:22.960 All right, our final piece of housekeeping, a bonus lander of ours, their house burned

01:16:29.260 down, and it was a very dangerous situation, but everyone is okay.

01:16:33.260 Can you read the story?

01:16:34.100 It says, new bonus lander here with some uplifting gold for you.

01:16:36.520 My house burned down last weekend from an electrical fire, and God saved my family's lives.

01:16:42.240 Had this fire happened at night, my children, parents, fiance, and I would almost certainly

01:16:46.140 be dead. 0.94

01:16:47.060 My family got out, and the firefighters even miraculously saved my pet snake in time for him

01:16:51.400 to survive.

01:16:52.060 The tires from two cars and a motorcycle in the garage were where the fire started, left

01:16:57.100 a thick layer of carcinogenic microplastic smoke and soot covering the entire interior

01:17:02.460 of the house, even the parts that didn't burn up.

01:17:05.280 We may have lost everything, but God saved my family, and we're praising him for that.

01:17:08.360 Christ is Lord.

01:17:09.440 That's so nice to have that mindset, and that's very true.

01:17:13.100 Here are some pictures.

01:17:13.840 Who cares?

01:17:14.360 What is this?

01:17:14.740 Wood and plastic and cars.

01:17:17.480 You'll get that back.

01:17:18.760 Yeah.

01:17:19.000 But your family, you can't, and God saved you, and we're very grateful that you sent this

01:17:23.600 story in.

01:17:24.240 And there's some of the soot.

01:17:25.700 Very bad.

01:17:25.800 Everything is burned up.

01:17:27.220 Yep.

01:17:27.960 And he also said shout out to the Red Cross as well for showing up while the house was

01:17:31.000 still burning to give us blankets, supplies, and waters, and cash.

01:17:33.860 Classic Americana institution still doing some good in the world.

01:17:36.520 Very uplifting.

01:17:36.960 Good to see.

01:17:37.560 And then this was sent in by Dreidel Bagelstein.

01:17:40.240 So very happy you guys are okay, Dreidel.

01:17:44.000 Yeah, Dreidel.

01:17:44.600 Mr. Bagelstein.

01:17:45.380 Mr. Bagelstein.

01:17:46.980 Thank you for your service.

01:17:50.140 Wow.

01:17:50.640 I'm glad you guys are okay.

01:17:51.760 I'm glad everybody made it out safe.

01:17:53.400 I'm glad the Bagelstein family is okay, and you might want to look into that.

01:17:57.040 The Bagelstein family, maybe, who knows what kind, maybe they got struck by a certain

01:18:00.360 type of lightning.

01:18:01.420 Maybe it's an insurance scam.

01:18:02.940 The Bagelsteins? 0.99

01:18:03.780 I don't know.

01:18:04.800 I don't want to get conspiratorial.

01:18:06.340 So, all right.

01:18:07.420 Hey, God bless you guys.

01:18:09.220 Thank you for watching.

01:18:10.100 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:18:11.700 FluckusTalks.com for a 30-minute bonus land dropping right now.

01:18:14.420 The last bonus land we did, I'm not just saying it.

01:18:16.740 I rewatched it last night.

01:18:18.200 The last bonus land we did was my favorite one ever.

01:18:20.820 It was so funny, and it wasn't even clip space.

01:18:23.640 We just wrapped away and I talking about finances and our spending.

01:18:28.240 So it was really a great energy bonus land.

01:18:30.860 Super funny.

01:18:32.440 Fluckus has a spending problem, and I think we're actually going to be updating that today.

01:18:36.340 In bonus land.

01:18:37.500 So we're going to be talking about his personal finances and all his decisions he's making.

01:18:40.800 Yeah.

01:18:41.300 So, love you guys.

01:18:42.860 Happy Friday.

01:18:44.340 Slack off at work.

01:18:45.260 Have a nice weekend.

01:18:46.220 Get in the sun.

01:18:47.380 And we'll see you on Tuesday.

01:18:48.620 This is a bald eagle.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 04, 2025

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