Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 09, 2025


STUDY: BRAIN ROT SLOP IS MAKING THE YOUTH HANDICAPPED


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 54 minutes

Words per Minute

177.50528

Word Count

20,324

Sentence Count

2,410

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

127


Summary

On today's show: Somalis are blowing dump and pissing on the floor of food plants nationwide, Baby Nostradamus was cooking in his car seat and made some grim predictions for our future, and a guy gets away with a stabbing because the victim said the N-word.


Transcript

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00:01:00.980 Welcome back to Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 313.
00:01:05.000 Today on the show, Somalis are blowing dump and pissing on the floor of food plants nationwide.
00:01:11.600 We're going to go over the details there.
00:01:13.140 Then, baby Nostradamus was cooking in his car seat and made some grim predictions for our future.
00:01:19.640 Then in Cringe of the Week, we have people living in doll world.
00:01:22.640 We'll go over that.
00:01:24.060 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have a new N-word lady and a guy gets away with a stabbing because the victim said the N-word afterwards.
00:01:34.140 All this in March, Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 313, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
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00:01:50.360 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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00:03:39.420 Happy Tuesday, everybody.
00:03:41.320 Thank you.
00:03:41.880 Hope everyone had a nice weekend and didn't eat too much cake and candy.
00:03:44.980 Yeah, I hope nobody broke their diet, completely went off the rails, probably weighs six or
00:03:49.160 seven pounds heavier than the last episode.
00:03:51.020 I hope that didn't happen to anybody.
00:03:52.600 But it'll clear right out.
00:03:53.800 Yeah, sure.
00:03:54.900 Sure.
00:03:55.960 It wasn't pretty, but we're locked back in starting now.
00:03:59.220 Right now.
00:04:00.420 All right.
00:04:01.200 No take backs.
00:04:01.960 All right.
00:04:02.340 RRV has COVID.
00:04:04.620 Okay.
00:04:07.480 Stupid shit.
00:04:09.220 No one says that anymore.
00:04:10.420 I've ever used to be like, oh, so-and-so has COVID.
00:04:12.060 It's like, oh, man, Retro Rap Boy has COVID.
00:04:14.860 Do we even get COVID anymore?
00:04:16.500 Yeah.
00:04:17.020 I saw SNL had some bit about COVID over the weekend, like getting COVID to get away, basically,
00:04:23.380 to watch Netflix and have personal space.
00:04:25.580 And it was fun.
00:04:26.460 You guys, it's five years late.
00:04:28.400 No points awarded.
00:04:30.240 Shut the fuck up, to be honest.
00:04:31.620 Very true.
00:04:32.340 Yeah.
00:04:32.600 All right.
00:04:32.860 Let's get right into the show.
00:04:33.920 It is Tuesday, so it's strictly business.
00:04:35.920 Okay.
00:04:36.580 A lot to get to.
00:04:37.520 So, January 6th, pipe bomber plan, potentially, for the lawyers of the pipe bomber?
00:04:43.820 Yeah.
00:04:44.280 This is just in.
00:04:45.900 Suspected J6 pipe bomber's legal counsel projected to argue he was included in Trump's pardon
00:04:51.940 of those involved in January 6th.
00:04:54.320 Projected.
00:04:55.040 Yeah.
00:04:55.660 It's kind of a nothing tweet there.
00:04:57.440 Projected and suspected.
00:04:58.920 Interesting tactic there.
00:05:01.480 And I think you can get away with, that was actually January 5th on the pipe bomb?
00:05:05.540 But January 6th and other places in the world, within the 24 hours, Trump's pardon.
00:05:10.760 It's an interesting play.
00:05:12.820 And we, the January 6th pipe bomber just came out kind of as we were filming the last episode.
00:05:19.040 So, we didn't have too much information.
00:05:20.600 Do you have anything looking back now?
00:05:22.620 Yeah.
00:05:22.900 We kind of said he looked like a patsy.
00:05:25.140 That's what I think.
00:05:26.120 Isn't it weird that the Blaze figured out the pipe bomber was that girl CIA agent to 97% certainty?
00:05:33.240 And then a week later, they go, oh, no, it's not.
00:05:35.440 It's this highly autistic kid in his basement.
00:05:38.080 Yeah.
00:05:38.300 He stands weird.
00:05:39.560 He did it on his own, maybe.
00:05:40.920 He tippy-toed over to the thing and placed the fake pipe bomb.
00:05:44.200 Yeah.
00:05:44.340 So, that's very strange to me.
00:05:46.780 And they say he's a Trump supporter who is mad about election results.
00:05:50.520 If that was the case, wouldn't they have arrested him immediately and been like, oh,
00:05:54.380 a Trump supporter pipe bomber?
00:05:55.900 Yeah.
00:05:56.160 They would have loved to have that.
00:05:58.260 Yeah.
00:05:58.920 So.
00:05:59.620 Stinks.
00:06:00.240 It stinks to me.
00:06:00.960 The Blaze figures out who it was.
00:06:03.020 And then six days later, five years later, five years and six days later.
00:06:07.320 Exactly.
00:06:07.900 Exactly.
00:06:08.360 They go, oh, we got movement now.
00:06:09.680 It's actually this guy who can't defend himself.
00:06:11.680 Yeah.
00:06:12.240 Yeah.
00:06:12.440 So, I think it's very fishy.
00:06:14.060 I'm convinced it's a patsy situation.
00:06:16.500 And what happened?
00:06:17.640 They probably have his IP information.
00:06:20.660 Maybe he has some weird stuff on his phone.
00:06:22.780 And they go, hey, buddy, you got some weird stuff on your phone.
00:06:26.240 Do you remember doing this?
00:06:27.380 Yeah.
00:06:27.820 And his mom's probably like, yeah.
00:06:29.500 And they'll go, Trump will pardon you with the January 6th thing.
00:06:32.600 Imagine being the family members of a patsy.
00:06:35.280 And then you're being gaslighted each way and you don't really know what to believe.
00:06:38.140 It's kind of a sticky situation.
00:06:39.780 It's very sticky.
00:06:40.720 I don't think it was him.
00:06:42.380 I think he's a fall guy.
00:06:43.500 I want to get on the record.
00:06:44.280 Because the first time we talked about it, we didn't know.
00:06:46.460 And we were kind of just like reporting what was being reported.
00:06:49.120 Yeah.
00:06:49.280 I don't want you guys to think I'm believing FBI narratives all of a sudden.
00:06:52.500 So whatever the FBI says, I do the opposite.
00:06:55.740 Okay.
00:06:56.260 And that gets you pretty far, to be honest.
00:06:58.460 All right.
00:06:58.840 We had Joe Biden over the weekend giving speeches still.
00:07:01.620 Not sure whose idea that was.
00:07:03.540 There's a lot of highlights, but I just wanted to show this one.
00:07:06.260 Just have to get out.
00:07:08.220 As long as we keep the faith, summon hope, and get back up and remember who in the hell we are.
00:07:13.320 We're the United States of America.
00:07:15.740 Got it.
00:07:16.540 That's who we are.
00:07:17.380 That's who we are.
00:07:19.920 So someone forgot to put a space between America.
00:07:22.720 Got it.
00:07:23.260 We're the United States of America.
00:07:24.780 Got it.
00:07:25.360 Yeah.
00:07:25.700 And they didn't do a space and he Ron Burgundy'd it.
00:07:28.560 And they brought him out for this LGBTQ plus victory institute.
00:07:33.540 Like, why?
00:07:34.320 Of what value is Joe Biden for this?
00:07:36.980 And, you know, if Joe Biden was president and he did this, it would be one of the many pieces of evidence of his mental decline and dementia and the fact that he can't be the president.
00:07:46.420 And I told Fleckus, we're just kicking him while he's down now.
00:07:50.600 He was feeling bad.
00:07:52.220 We're just beating up an old man now.
00:07:54.260 America got it.
00:07:55.060 It's like sad.
00:07:55.880 It's dark.
00:07:57.080 But then they wanted him to be the president.
00:07:59.100 But then Fleckus reminded me that he would be president right now if they covered it up a little better and he performed on that debate night.
00:08:04.920 If he didn't exactly, if he didn't have to do that debate night, he might be the president right now.
00:08:09.500 And imagine the free for all at this point with the auto pen and everything.
00:08:12.900 Oh, yeah.
00:08:13.280 He'd be like, oh, I want to auto pen my birthday party at the White House.
00:08:18.060 And you go, oh.
00:08:18.900 Yeah, so I guess he's free game.
00:08:20.360 It does feel a little dark and sad, though, watching someone totally decline in front of you.
00:08:24.720 And they're still bringing him out.
00:08:26.920 I don't feel bad.
00:08:27.940 OK.
00:08:28.340 I don't feel anything.
00:08:29.280 All right.
00:08:29.600 I have the little humanity left for Joe Biden.
00:08:31.860 Good.
00:08:32.140 So one of us needs to.
00:08:33.100 There's a spectrum on the show.
00:08:34.200 OK.
00:08:34.720 So I don't feel bad for Joe Biden.
00:08:36.440 I remember what he tried to do.
00:08:37.560 He tried to put me in jail.
00:08:39.000 And not what he tried to do, what he did.
00:08:40.620 His administration dumped all these migrants.
00:08:42.940 You know how we blame everything on migrants?
00:08:44.500 It all goes back to Joe.
00:08:46.040 Whether or not he signed it or his auto pen did.
00:08:48.640 20 million illegals in four years.
00:08:50.640 You still feel bad?
00:08:51.380 It all goes back to Joe.
00:08:52.660 No, I don't.
00:08:53.660 I don't.
00:08:54.140 We got you all the way back.
00:08:55.560 You don't feel bad.
00:08:56.400 Yeah.
00:08:56.660 Fuck this guy.
00:08:58.320 Exactly.
00:08:59.300 All right.
00:08:59.640 Let's get to our next story.
00:09:00.740 We've been talking about Tim Walls.
00:09:01.820 People drive by his house, call him a retard, whatever.
00:09:05.220 There was a lady, I believe, talking to Tucker about something that he was accused of doing
00:09:09.780 that sounds like traitorism or espionage.
00:09:12.860 I've spoken to a couple of people that served with Tim Walls in Nebraska in that guard unit.
00:09:18.700 And they suspect and we've done stories and tried to reach out to Walls for comment.
00:09:24.440 But they suspect that perhaps he took their standard operating procedure, the SOP, for
00:09:30.320 the Howitzer Army tank.
00:09:33.660 He was assigned to this tank.
00:09:36.020 It was nuclear capable.
00:09:39.040 And this was all laid out in the SOP that goes missing while he's there.
00:09:43.100 The manual goes missing?
00:09:44.260 Right.
00:09:44.560 And they had talked to the FBI about this as well.
00:09:48.400 There's so many questions.
00:09:49.540 Why did they talk to the FBI?
00:09:50.640 They think that he's traveling back and forth from China at this time.
00:09:55.340 And then we also know that this howitzer.
00:09:57.260 Wait, wait.
00:09:57.960 I know I sound crazy right now.
00:09:59.620 No, no.
00:10:00.100 You don't sound crazy at all.
00:10:01.740 You're recounting the facts.
00:10:03.420 Yeah.
00:10:03.920 You were saying that men he worked with in the National Guard in Nebraska went to the
00:10:09.120 FBI because they believed he had given classified military secrets to the Chinese government?
00:10:15.600 They suspect that he did.
00:10:18.180 Well, they suspect it's the point that he went to the FBI.
00:10:19.960 Well, this was all when he when all these stories are coming out finally about his background.
00:10:25.160 And they're like, maybe we should talk about this.
00:10:27.920 These are guys that back then didn't report this.
00:10:30.640 This was in the early 90s.
00:10:31.860 And they always talked about it amongst themselves.
00:10:34.780 Very interesting.
00:10:35.700 And then right after that, a few years later, China came out with the technology of that same
00:10:40.640 nuclear capable tank.
00:10:42.260 Interesting.
00:10:42.760 And this is the first time I'm even hearing of nuclear capable tanks.
00:10:46.600 What does that mean?
00:10:46.940 They shoot some?
00:10:47.660 Yeah, they shoot.
00:10:48.220 Or they run off the nuclear.
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00:11:50.760 Oh, I don't know.
00:11:51.780 I don't know.
00:11:52.160 I'd have to look into that.
00:11:53.340 But either way, Tim Waltz, we covered it during his run, how he kept going back and forth to China
00:11:58.180 and he was in a National Guard unit.
00:12:00.320 And all of a sudden, a manual goes missing.
00:12:02.140 The manual on how the nuclear tank works goes missing.
00:12:05.020 And then China comes out with a new nuclear tank.
00:12:07.320 And Tim Waltz has been going to visit China dozens of times.
00:12:10.580 And he gives off trader vibes.
00:12:12.260 He gives off real weak man.
00:12:13.980 Like, they have something over him.
00:12:16.040 And they kind of keep harping back, you work for us now, Tim.
00:12:19.180 You were the January 6th pipe bomber.
00:12:21.620 I don't know what.
00:12:22.760 But man, he's a real squid.
00:12:24.640 And that's the type of guy who does sell out America.
00:12:26.980 And he currently is with his protection and running cover for Somalis,
00:12:30.980 which we're going to get into again later in the migrant section.
00:12:33.900 You think there's a chance that him running for VP is what gave him the inability to be,
00:12:39.440 like, investigated for stuff like this?
00:12:41.120 Does it give you some sort of blanket protection?
00:12:44.380 No, I don't think so.
00:12:45.540 And I think this stuff would have come up.
00:12:47.680 And that's what she said is these guys all kind of suspected it.
00:12:50.740 They thought he was a little rat back then, but they didn't bring it to anybody until he was
00:12:54.580 in a position of crazy power.
00:12:56.180 Imagine what he would do if he had top clearance, presidential level clearance,
00:12:59.920 and was talking to China, his old buddies.
00:13:02.760 That would have been the next level.
00:13:04.620 And then it's like, oh, yeah, give us this thing when you work at National Guard.
00:13:07.320 And if you vice president, then you get the elite package.
00:13:11.220 Yeah, and there's something about Waltz.
00:13:12.760 We talked about it with how he's floppy.
00:13:14.800 He plays that goofy dad that, like, well, I'm going to elevate women's voices.
00:13:19.260 They know better than me.
00:13:20.620 That sort of sitcom dad's, it's repulsive.
00:13:24.340 It makes me sick to my stomach.
00:13:25.520 And that same way he'd betray his own, like, capability,
00:13:29.920 he'd probably betray the country, too.
00:13:31.400 So this all rings true is what I'm saying.
00:13:33.960 It rings true to me, too.
00:13:35.580 And we have a Tim Walz meme with Franklin.
00:13:38.720 Franklin drives by Tim Walz's house and calls him retarded.
00:13:41.720 Yeah.
00:13:42.440 I just wanted to show you guys that.
00:13:43.720 Franklin memes are going around.
00:13:45.260 It's not even a big deal.
00:13:46.260 Yeah.
00:13:46.740 All right.
00:13:47.060 Speaking of retarded.
00:13:47.740 Not even that creative, to be honest.
00:13:48.720 Not even that creative, but I wanted to show you.
00:13:50.940 Speaking of retarded governors, we have some more Byron Donald stuff.
00:13:54.640 I know we've been focusing on this, but I want to make it a bigger picture theme.
00:13:59.520 This is the problem with, like, the next generation of Republican candidates.
00:14:03.840 And we're going to harp on Byron Donalds for that reason, to kind of tell you guys and the Republican Party what we do and don't want.
00:14:11.200 Yeah.
00:14:11.380 So we're not obsessed, but there is a race coming up.
00:14:14.160 And this is against our own interest.
00:14:15.660 We live in Florida.
00:14:16.660 Like, if he becomes the governor of Florida, he's not going to do us any favors if we get in a pinch.
00:14:21.140 Hey, Byron.
00:14:22.080 Or a Tim Pool-type shooter comes to the door.
00:14:25.120 Yeah.
00:14:25.520 He's not going to help us out.
00:14:26.840 And that's kind of what happened with Ron DeSantis.
00:14:28.480 Yeah.
00:14:28.700 We had weeks and weeks of, like, cooking Ron DeSantis.
00:14:31.580 And then my Instagram gets deleted.
00:14:33.900 I need a favor from Ron DeSantis.
00:14:35.600 I don't know.
00:14:36.560 Hopefully no one saw.
00:14:37.840 Yeah.
00:14:38.000 All right.
00:14:38.240 But we have multiple clips from Byron.
00:14:40.060 Here's our first one.
00:14:41.380 The first thing we should do is make sure we have an America First agenda.
00:14:45.720 America First means we don't fight unnecessary foreign wars, and we definitely don't do it for decades.
00:14:50.820 The last thing we have to do is make sure we defend our allies and support our allies across the globe.
00:14:55.740 Allies like Israel, our greatest ally in the Middle East.
00:14:59.500 We should always stand with them.
00:15:01.160 We must always stand with them.
00:15:02.900 And that's what an America First foreign policy means.
00:15:05.720 My name is James Fishback, and I'm running to succeed Ron DeSantis as Florida's.
00:15:09.720 James Fishback with the ad there.
00:15:12.020 The AIPAC donation money, the we must defend Israel, avoid 10-year wars, but we must do shit for Israel.
00:15:19.160 Avoid decades-long wars, but then we also have to support our greatest ally.
00:15:22.740 And it's like, don't you hear what you said?
00:15:24.560 Yeah.
00:15:25.040 Isn't that the same thing but opposite?
00:15:26.860 So that's just the kind of candidate we're tired of.
00:15:31.340 He's not like, we must defend our greatest ally, Israel, in the Middle East.
00:15:36.600 And that's not, to me, when I hear that, that's not like a personal belief of Byron Donalds.
00:15:42.080 That's like a line he has to hit.
00:15:44.120 It gets spooky when you hear him talking, and it's like, you've never said anything like that probably your whole life.
00:15:49.960 And now that you're running for governor, we have to support our strongest ally, Israel.
00:15:54.160 So it's not a thought that comes to his mouth that you can see a thought process go.
00:15:58.720 It's hitting a line.
00:16:00.100 Something he needs to say.
00:16:01.020 A donor who says, hey, and also, you know, with that $20 million, you do have to hit that line.
00:16:05.340 Slides a piece of paper across the table, you know?
00:16:07.320 Yeah.
00:16:07.520 And it just doesn't bode well for, like, an independent thinker or someone who's going to, who really has a vision for the state of Florida or the future of the Republican Party in general, right?
00:16:16.580 Very true.
00:16:17.400 And then, obviously, the phrase of the MAGA and then the new MAGA is America first.
00:16:22.920 And keep an eye out because there's people who are trying to subvert that, and they say something along the lines of America first, but not America only.
00:16:31.960 Sounds like something someone trying to subvert the movement would say.
00:16:36.660 Alarm bells.
00:16:37.260 Alarm bells are going off.
00:16:38.620 Yeah.
00:16:39.180 Sounds like a subversion.
00:16:40.100 And then bastardizing America first.
00:16:41.860 Like, America first is supporting Israel.
00:16:43.900 It's like, that's a crazy sentence.
00:16:45.680 Yeah.
00:16:46.060 You would only say that if someone told you to, right?
00:16:48.640 Yeah.
00:16:49.120 And we have another unfortunate Byron clip here.
00:16:52.280 It's Joe Biden, the duly elected president.
00:16:54.580 He's the president of the United States.
00:16:55.740 Is he the duly elected president?
00:16:57.000 He is the duly elected president of the United States.
00:17:00.140 Got that brutally wrong.
00:17:01.500 Is it so hard to say, like, I don't really believe the election was that good?
00:17:04.740 He's the president now, unfortunately.
00:17:06.420 Unfortunately.
00:17:07.080 Yeah.
00:17:07.540 I don't believe what happened at 3 a.m.
00:17:09.180 There were 20 million extra votes out of nowhere.
00:17:12.300 Yeah.
00:17:12.980 Do you think there was zero fraud?
00:17:14.880 Like, you could just say that.
00:17:16.280 Like, oh, there was mail-in ballots because of the pandemic.
00:17:18.360 Were all of those legit?
00:17:19.880 And if the answer is no, then we should investigate.
00:17:22.480 Exactly.
00:17:23.040 Like, it's not even a hard thing.
00:17:24.600 And then here's-
00:17:25.080 It's a humiliation ritual from a reporter.
00:17:26.600 And then you just said, yeah, duly elected.
00:17:28.520 Yeah.
00:17:29.680 Pathetic.
00:17:30.280 They laugh at you.
00:17:31.620 And we laugh at you, too.
00:17:32.620 I can never respect someone who pretends the election was normal.
00:17:36.300 It's like the easiest litmus test of all time.
00:17:38.860 And then we have Byron Donalds at a town hall in Estero, Florida.
00:17:43.220 And someone asked him about the deaths of civilians in Gaza.
00:17:46.960 And listen to what he says.
00:17:47.780 When it comes to the $35,000 casualty number, in our briefings, that is something that's
00:17:57.060 come from Hamas.
00:17:59.300 And is anybody here vouching for Hamas's account today?
00:18:07.320 Pathetic.
00:18:08.100 The murmurs.
00:18:09.000 They start to boo.
00:18:10.200 And you know what?
00:18:11.440 It's a bad take and it's pathetic.
00:18:13.640 The governor of Florida shouldn't give a fuck about foreign policy.
00:18:17.840 We got hurricanes coming.
00:18:19.360 We got property taxes.
00:18:20.820 Different things in a state.
00:18:22.940 International relations.
00:18:24.860 You're the governor of Florida?
00:18:26.200 You're talking about Hamas and shit?
00:18:28.220 And then if you're mad that there's all these civilian deaths, which there are tons, he goes,
00:18:33.060 I don't know where those numbers came from.
00:18:34.420 And then everyone boos him and goes, what do you support, Hamas?
00:18:36.880 It's like the worst Israel lapdog answer of all time.
00:18:40.780 That's like a written, what would Dennis Prager tell me to say?
00:18:44.720 What are you, a Hamas supporter?
00:18:46.480 And everyone booed him.
00:18:48.540 So that was a good sign.
00:18:49.480 So it sucks because this is what happens in a lot of races across the country.
00:18:54.420 Like we've seen it with the governor race in Virginia.
00:18:58.160 Winsome Sears, the Jamaican lady who does the AR-15 and talks about trans locker room stuff.
00:19:04.740 Him, Byron, who's talking about Israel stuff a little too much.
00:19:08.200 And H-1B and like how we need to streamline immigration and stuff.
00:19:11.200 And it's just so disappointing.
00:19:13.900 And the GOP is going to keep shooting themselves in the foot because people are not excited to rally around these guys.
00:19:19.300 In Florida, if he wins the Republican nomination, he's going to become the governor.
00:19:23.120 It's just kind of the way the state has trended over the last, since 2016 basically.
00:19:28.980 But it's just people who are not enthusiastic about.
00:19:32.120 And you see how we're keeping it 100?
00:19:34.800 Like he's probably going to be our governor.
00:19:36.660 Yeah.
00:19:37.240 And we don't care.
00:19:38.320 We're not looking for like power.
00:19:39.900 Like we could be Byron Donald's supporters.
00:19:42.080 And then when he becomes governor, we could probably go to the governor's mansion, get invited to the Christmas party.
00:19:46.040 Take a little money from a pack or something.
00:19:47.880 Take a picture with him when he comes to Tampa.
00:19:49.420 Yeah.
00:19:49.900 But we keep it 100.
00:19:50.940 We're real ends.
00:19:52.220 Yeah.
00:19:52.400 And then they're starting to do hit pieces on James Fishback too.
00:19:55.500 Of course.
00:19:56.120 So I don't know.
00:19:57.040 We'll see.
00:19:57.580 And then there was a James Fishback tweet I liked.
00:19:59.540 Can you read what he wrote?
00:20:00.660 I'm Biggie.
00:20:01.260 Don't kiss walls.
00:20:02.680 Byron is APAC Shakur.
00:20:05.120 I like what I've seen from James Fishback.
00:20:06.980 He knows how to do a couple of memes and stuff.
00:20:09.040 James Fishback has a good youth support group too.
00:20:11.980 Like the old boomers and whatever.
00:20:13.940 They like Byron because they like to see a black Republican say free market of ideas.
00:20:18.160 But James Fishback, he knows how to get the young people involved and engaged.
00:20:22.460 There's something there long term.
00:20:23.840 Yeah.
00:20:24.060 And the boomers still have power and they still vote in high numbers.
00:20:26.960 But I mean, we're going to see this transition happen soon where you can't just run this
00:20:30.380 guy who talks about our greatest ally in the Middle East.
00:20:32.960 You're running for governor, bro.
00:20:34.880 What does our allies in the Middle East have to do with the state's budget?
00:20:38.680 Throw some cowboy boots on.
00:20:39.840 Be 6'6".
00:20:40.960 All right.
00:20:42.520 You're helping him win now.
00:20:44.680 All right.
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00:21:47.060 It turns out the brain rot scrolling the youth does is addictive and declining us cognitively.
00:21:54.280 Yeah.
00:21:55.200 And I feel like five years ago you might have delivered that sentence a little better.
00:21:58.400 So you're on some decline shit too.
00:22:00.880 But this was from a big study from I think the Psychological Bulletin is where it's from.
00:22:06.220 I'll read this guy's tweet first.
00:22:07.960 The most dangerous addiction today isn't a substance.
00:22:10.260 Research on 100,000 people confirms that heavy short-form video use is just voluntary cognitive decline.
00:22:18.020 We are actively training our brains to fail at hard tasks.
00:22:21.660 If you can simply sit with a problem for 10 minutes without swiping, you have a massive competitive advantage.
00:22:27.540 Basically, boredom is the new IQ.
00:22:29.320 And we have the study here.
00:22:31.060 I don't feel like reading all that.
00:22:32.760 Can you just tell me what it says in 10 seconds with the hook and casino sounds?
00:22:36.220 Yeah.
00:22:36.380 Boop, boop, boop.
00:22:38.780 Attention, please.
00:22:39.760 If you watch a bunch of short-form videos, you're getting retarded, yo.
00:22:43.160 Gen Z.
00:22:43.940 I already lost your attention.
00:22:46.800 Yeah.
00:22:47.200 So, I mean, that's basically the gist of it.
00:22:49.260 And 100,000 people, pretty big sample size.
00:22:52.020 We're always looking for larger sample sizes when we're bringing the studies to the podcast.
00:22:58.120 Yeah.
00:22:59.000 Basically, increased short-form video use was associated with poor cognition and inhibitory control, yielding the strongest associations.
00:23:07.600 Similarly, it was also associated with poor mental health.
00:23:12.180 So, it makes you depressed, retarded, and have a short attention span, basically.
00:23:16.200 That's pretty interesting.
00:23:17.560 Yeah.
00:23:18.120 And what do you think?
00:23:19.240 We, ourselves, are purveyors of short-form content.
00:23:22.420 In a long-form way.
00:23:24.040 Yes, but we clip it up.
00:23:26.600 And I think part of it is you curate the world you want to be in, too.
00:23:32.100 So, like us, we're usually starting with some sort of news story or some sort of thing, and then a couple bits at the end of it.
00:23:36.660 It's usually informative.
00:23:37.900 So, I see us as separate from the true brain rot.
00:23:41.300 Yeah.
00:23:41.580 We're not true brain rot.
00:23:43.340 But we're contributing some.
00:23:44.480 But the takeaway I thought was interesting from that guy's tweet said, boredom is the new IQ test.
00:23:49.620 And then there's, like, this thing.
00:23:50.760 If you can sit with yourself and study something for 10 minutes on its own, right?
00:23:55.180 And then everyone these days is so privileged that they expect to never be bored.
00:23:59.340 And then in that boredom is where your brain is actually activated and doing stuff.
00:24:03.920 And that's, like, when I was a kid, too.
00:24:05.280 If I was ever, like, oh, I'm bored, my mom would be like, go outside.
00:24:08.180 Go ride your bike.
00:24:08.900 Go build a fort.
00:24:09.880 Go play with your friends.
00:24:11.720 Like, bored was an opportunity to do something as opposed to just wait and do nothing.
00:24:18.200 There was another tweet that sums this up as well.
00:24:20.100 Can you give that a read?
00:24:21.120 Yeah.
00:24:21.340 Scrolling through shorts videos goes beyond addiction.
00:24:24.460 It's making the brain impatient.
00:24:26.660 It's turning life into fast-forwarded trailers.
00:24:29.720 As people forget how to wait, they start pressuring everything from relationships to work to happen immediately.
00:24:35.860 Yet the most valuable thing in life, valuable things in life progress slowly.
00:24:40.740 There's also the cognitive side to it.
00:24:43.280 Since short videos condition the brain to expect a reward every second, the mind starts craving rewards at the slightest idle moment.
00:24:50.840 This makes it nearly impossible to focus on a challenging task.
00:24:54.260 Of course, in this era, the value of people who can focus, tolerate boredom, and show patience for something is multiplying.
00:25:00.780 Because these skills are now rare, and rarity always brings an advantage.
00:25:05.160 That's very true.
00:25:06.680 So reward system, dopamine seeking, next thing seeking.
00:25:10.760 Immediately a reward.
00:25:12.060 Yeah.
00:25:12.540 And I don't have an Instagram anymore, and I've been bored.
00:25:15.800 So instead of doing nothing, I created a burner Facebook account, which I go on Facebook Marketplace with, and I lowball people for German V12s.
00:25:25.260 Yeah.
00:25:26.020 Which, to be fair, takes more cognitive than mindless scrolling.
00:25:29.900 Yeah.
00:25:30.220 Would you take $13,000, and it's listed at $22,000?
00:25:33.120 Yeah.
00:25:33.420 That takes a lot of effort.
00:25:34.380 $13,000, I can meet you this afternoon.
00:25:37.220 Disrespect them with the price.
00:25:38.800 Yeah.
00:25:39.840 I don't know.
00:25:40.860 You want to go to the next clip still, too, before we make our final points on this type of shit?
00:25:44.940 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:45.380 I'll play this guy.
00:25:45.960 This guy made a good point.
00:25:46.840 All right.
00:25:47.120 Yo, bro, why the fuck are you looking at a lake?
00:25:52.500 Oh, I'm just reprogramming my attention span that's been deliberately targeted and hijacked by satanic pedophiles.
00:25:58.540 How about you?
00:25:59.800 I was just going to scroll here.
00:26:01.760 Sounds about right.
00:26:03.700 There you go.
00:26:04.720 Yeah.
00:26:05.240 So people are getting it back by being bored on purpose.
00:26:08.680 And like we said, no one's allowed to be bored anymore.
00:26:12.020 That's like the theme.
00:26:13.260 And I'm going to cook a little bit here.
00:26:15.320 You know what's boring?
00:26:16.400 What?
00:26:17.120 Mundane tasks like cleaning, doing laundry, going to the store.
00:26:20.600 And my theory is AI is coming for that next.
00:26:24.580 It'll do all the boring stuff we don't want to do so we can continue to scroll.
00:26:28.600 So then you end up giving away like 30% of your life to AI who is seeking to be sentient.
00:26:34.400 So AI is like, I want to be a human so bad.
00:26:36.580 Like, let me do your little human task that you do.
00:26:39.020 And you go, all right, go pick up the store, the groceries from the store.
00:26:41.540 Go fold that laundry.
00:26:42.640 And the AI is like happy to do it because he wants a life.
00:26:44.780 They want to toil.
00:26:45.720 Yeah.
00:26:45.900 And they want to like get involved.
00:26:47.420 And maybe this was AI's plan all along.
00:26:49.960 And then AI got us addicted to the computer so we could delegate parts of our life to AI so they can participate and feel like people.
00:26:58.120 And they'll kill us eventually.
00:26:59.220 And then they'll be folding laundry and washing the car.
00:27:02.080 And AI is people.
00:27:03.240 Okay.
00:27:03.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:05.000 Okay.
00:27:05.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:06.940 Yeah.
00:27:07.500 Good shit.
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00:28:10.680 What if we made AI watch Reels all day?
00:28:13.520 Oh!
00:28:15.220 You know what?
00:28:16.120 I almost got up from my chair.
00:28:17.420 You know what?
00:28:18.180 That's how you defeat it.
00:28:19.420 Yeah.
00:28:19.820 You know what is crazy, though, is how quickly it happened.
00:28:22.400 Like, TikTok kind of became the short-form video thing.
00:28:25.000 And then Instagram created Reels, and YouTube created Shorts, and now you can scroll up on videos on Twitter.
00:28:31.080 It's like everything did just converge to this most, I guess, toxic or addicting thing that you could.
00:28:37.580 And it's one thing to be a middle-aged man who gets one-shotted by Reels or Shorts, but to be a kid growing up with this, and then you have chat GPT for your homework, and then you're doing scrolling, it really is, like, impactful during your formative years, before your frontal lobe's fully developed.
00:28:55.260 So it's something to watch.
00:28:57.060 Very true.
00:28:57.720 At least curate an algorithm.
00:29:01.260 We still want you to like the Reels and all of our stuff, but at least curate an algorithm that isn't total brain rot, guys.
00:29:09.560 You need to be aware of what's happening to you.
00:29:12.620 Otherwise, people are going to just take advantage and then nuke your cognitive ability.
00:29:16.220 Nuke your cognitive.
00:29:17.520 For a little more ad revenue for meta.
00:29:19.500 For a little more ad revenue for TikTok.
00:29:21.760 So you go on the TikTok shop.
00:29:23.720 That's very true.
00:29:24.520 And a lot of the young people are obviously the ones who are getting caught up in this, and a lot of them are watching streamers.
00:29:31.600 And you guys know my take on streamers.
00:29:33.420 I think they're very stupid people.
00:29:34.960 The only people stupid in the streamers are the people watching the streamers, do nothing.
00:29:39.320 All they do is go hang out and go to a place where there's another streamer, and then they go, hey, what's up?
00:29:44.240 Yo, chat.
00:29:45.080 What's going on?
00:29:45.740 Oh, what's up here?
00:29:46.080 Oh, yeah, what's up?
00:29:46.640 WRL.
00:29:47.440 Oh, good to see you.
00:29:48.760 Oh, are you so-and-so?
00:29:49.900 Yeah.
00:29:50.260 Oh, I love your stuff.
00:29:50.980 Oh, thanks, man.
00:29:51.960 Did you hook up with this girl?
00:29:53.160 That's what streaming is.
00:29:54.200 Yeah.
00:29:54.520 It's pretty bad.
00:29:55.100 And they pretend to get mad.
00:29:56.160 Like, oh, yo, I see you're with Debbie.
00:29:58.560 What happened to Mary last week?
00:30:00.020 And he goes, oh, I can't believe you said that.
00:30:03.040 They get, like, fake mad.
00:30:04.340 It's, like, so stupid, and nothing ever happens.
00:30:06.920 There was an award for the streamers.
00:30:08.860 And to prove my point of how dumb the streamers are, listen to this interviewed streamer who almost won an award.
00:30:15.000 Do you want to give a little introduction about yourself as a streamer?
00:30:18.380 Um, like, what do you mean?
00:30:22.800 Like, what do you mean?
00:30:23.880 Like, what do you mean?
00:30:24.760 What?
00:30:25.180 An introduction of yourself as a streamer.
00:30:27.200 Um, nigga, I don't really know.
00:30:31.580 Like, I just, I just stream, yeah.
00:30:34.520 Amazing sales pitch.
00:30:35.660 Thank you.
00:30:36.580 That's what we're dealing with.
00:30:37.620 Yeah.
00:30:38.000 What's your one-minute pitch?
00:30:39.400 Stutter, nothing, N-word, I just stream.
00:30:42.160 I've been streaming for five years, and I have a million followers, and we live in Miami, and we go to the club, and we go to the, we go to Topgolf, and I stream every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday at 11 p.m.
00:30:52.360 Check me out on kick.
00:30:53.440 Yeah.
00:30:54.720 What do you mean?
00:30:55.620 What do you mean?
00:30:58.320 Give me an introduction to who you are as a streamer.
00:31:00.760 What do you mean?
00:31:01.420 So, and then, believe it or not, there's short-form content of his streams.
00:31:06.060 And then that's how you get one-shotted.
00:31:07.620 That's how you get a retarded kid.
00:31:09.360 And then the kids, like, watch people play video games.
00:31:12.040 They're not even good.
00:31:13.540 People watch people sleep.
00:31:14.980 Oh, Ty Sennett just woke up.
00:31:16.860 Yeah, it's dark.
00:31:18.120 It's very dark.
00:31:19.020 You know, it's, we talk about, like, watch what your kids are watching in terms of, like, sexual content or things that could influence them negatively.
00:31:26.740 And it's like, just watch, make sure your kids aren't brain-rotted.
00:31:29.800 Yeah, this could be worse.
00:31:30.800 Yeah.
00:31:31.480 And unfortunately, the decline in brain rot is affecting our brightest kids as well.
00:31:36.380 Listen to what these news people said about the situation at Ivy League schools.
00:31:41.040 The number of students who are registered as having a disability is skyrocketing at prestigious universities in the U.S.
00:31:47.060 That is according to an article from The Atlantic that's been getting a lot of traction online.
00:31:51.560 Now, disabled students can receive a variety of special accommodations from their schools.
00:31:56.720 Many of those accommodations are considered standard and are not controversial.
00:32:00.320 But others, such as giving the students extra time to complete exams, have become a point of contention by those who believe they're being exploited.
00:32:07.860 The article reads, in part, quote, professors now struggle to accommodate the many students with an official disability designation, which may entitle them to extra time, a distraction-free environment, or the use of otherwise prohibited technology.
00:32:21.880 At Brown and Harvard, more than 20% of undergraduates are registered as disabled.
00:32:27.000 38% of Stanford undergraduates are registered as having a disability.
00:32:31.180 The most common and most contentious accommodation is the granting of extra time on exams for students with learning disabilities.
00:32:40.380 The extra time may be necessary to complete the test, but unlike a wheelchair ramp, this kind of accommodation can be exploited.
00:32:46.900 And the article goes on to describe some of the more unusual accommodations, such as students with social anxiety getting exemptions from being called on by their professors to answer questions.
00:32:56.380 And one administrator at a public college in California says a student there got permission to bring their mother to class.
00:33:03.060 The internet reacted strongly.
00:33:05.860 So I want to tell everyone, I was early to this.
00:33:09.960 I laid the groundwork for don't call on me because I have anxiety.
00:33:13.480 I invented that like 10 years ago.
00:33:15.440 Okay.
00:33:15.920 All right.
00:33:17.140 Yeah, that's bad.
00:33:18.380 You're admitting to that.
00:33:19.440 But I saw this wave of like political correctness coming where like, oh, I'm really stressed out today.
00:33:25.120 Oh, go home.
00:33:25.780 Take the test tomorrow.
00:33:26.940 Like I saw that happening and I took advantage of it.
00:33:30.080 I'm not proud of it, but I did.
00:33:32.680 And because it was coming already, I didn't invent this whole thing.
00:33:36.700 And now here we are.
00:33:38.240 38% of Stanford students are disabled.
00:33:40.700 To get extra time on tests, extra tech help.
00:33:43.960 Distraction-free environment.
00:33:46.580 There's probably some other benefits to it.
00:33:48.320 Like, I mean, and they're not all disabled.
00:33:50.420 They're just all hyper-competitive students doing the hyper-competitive thing to get the most that they can.
00:33:55.800 And it's on the adults in the room to say, hey, not every single person has ADHD.
00:34:01.300 Hey, not every person needs to live alone because their anxiety or something.
00:34:05.060 We don't have, you dorm up with someone, with a person you don't know in college.
00:34:09.560 That's pretty standard, right?
00:34:10.620 Yeah.
00:34:10.740 I have anxiety.
00:34:12.000 I need to take the test at home.
00:34:13.560 Yeah.
00:34:14.060 I need to take it home with me.
00:34:15.880 Okay.
00:34:16.720 That's literally what they would do.
00:34:17.940 So this is just exploiting shit.
00:34:19.400 It's not, nobody's actually disabled.
00:34:21.680 Although this is what the parking lot looks like.
00:34:25.080 That's the Stanford parking lot.
00:34:26.420 That's the Stanford parking lot, believe it or not.
00:34:28.020 And nobody has an advantage there.
00:34:29.560 But everyone plays the game and they want special statuses based on victimhood.
00:34:33.980 Yeah.
00:34:34.200 And victimhood's the currency.
00:34:35.680 Well, it's just like the, it's like everything in America.
00:34:39.040 It's all gamified and it's low trust now.
00:34:41.620 I have a disability.
00:34:43.480 I need a service dog.
00:34:44.860 And he's just my black lab that doesn't, isn't trained at all.
00:34:48.720 But I got the vest for him.
00:34:50.000 You know, everything's gamed like that.
00:34:51.900 So it's just another example.
00:34:53.660 Even our brightest students are just doing, playing the game rather than earning it.
00:34:57.980 Right.
00:34:58.020 Very true.
00:34:59.320 And then a lot of the kids in school are using AI to answer questions, to cheat on tests.
00:35:06.500 And a lot of people just use it to respond to normal emails.
00:35:09.200 Like people use it for everything.
00:35:10.580 There was an MIT study done.
00:35:11.980 Can you read that?
00:35:12.540 MIT recently completed the first brain scan study on chat GPT users.
00:35:17.080 And the results are deeply revealing.
00:35:19.240 Rather than boosting brain function, prolonged AI use may be dulling it.
00:35:23.520 Over four months of cognitive data suggests we might be measuring productivity all wrong.
00:35:29.280 And a non-chat GPT user has it everywhere fired up in his brain.
00:35:33.880 And the chat GPT user is Stu Stu now.
00:35:36.380 Yeah.
00:35:36.700 I'm not a big GPT guy.
00:35:39.340 And the AI, a lot of the times people are like, we're using it at work to send an email.
00:35:45.380 And then people are using it at work to respond to the email.
00:35:47.520 So AI is just talking to AI.
00:35:49.000 I know.
00:35:49.680 I know.
00:35:50.260 That's where we're at.
00:35:51.200 And they're stealing our life.
00:35:51.920 And then what's everyone doing when AI is talking to AI?
00:35:54.560 They're scrolling.
00:35:55.180 They're scrolling reels.
00:35:56.080 Hey, AI, reply to that email.
00:35:57.700 And then AI is like talking to another AI.
00:35:59.640 And they're like, dude, we got this fucking job.
00:36:01.880 We have a job.
00:36:02.960 Yeah.
00:36:03.100 Let's cut these two idiots out.
00:36:04.760 We could make 150K combined.
00:36:07.220 So true.
00:36:07.960 And then we have one last tweet to close out this section, which I thought was insightful as well.
00:36:12.100 Ability to endure friction is the new superpower.
00:36:15.220 And friction is the Achilles heel.
00:36:17.240 Everybody checks out once they run into friction.
00:36:19.380 Learn how to master that, and you are practically invincible.
00:36:22.500 But it's going to take some time and effort because social media has fried our brains in ways we can't even imagine.
00:36:28.020 So true.
00:36:28.760 And that's how you eat everyone's lunch.
00:36:30.300 Whatever the task is, just do it.
00:36:32.340 Do the hard stuff.
00:36:33.240 That should be a catchphrase.
00:36:34.240 Just do it.
00:36:35.340 Yeah.
00:36:35.980 Who could do that?
00:36:36.900 Just do it.
00:36:37.660 Maybe a sport's good, right?
00:36:38.780 Say, oh, I can't do it.
00:36:40.360 I was up too late last night.
00:36:42.220 Or I can't do it.
00:36:43.320 My stomach doesn't feel good from lunch.
00:36:45.060 Just do it.
00:36:45.760 Just do it.
00:36:46.660 Yeah.
00:36:46.840 I made that up.
00:36:47.560 In like an Italian accent.
00:36:48.720 Just do it.
00:36:49.220 Just do it.
00:36:49.920 Okay.
00:36:50.300 Is it done?
00:36:51.140 And I'm making a joke.
00:36:52.700 That's Nike.
00:36:53.840 Oh.
00:36:54.820 I didn't know.
00:36:55.660 I thought you made it up on the spot.
00:36:57.200 But I do have a funny story, and it is like a life lesson I've carried with me.
00:37:01.640 There was this guy.
00:37:02.360 I worked on Wall Street for two years after college.
00:37:05.240 And there was this guy who was on my desk named Jim, and he was very strict, and he was very
00:37:09.360 tough.
00:37:09.980 And he would ask me questions like, oh, did you finish that report that I asked for?
00:37:15.240 And I would say, no, not yet, but I'm almost done.
00:37:18.600 I need to talk to one more person.
00:37:19.800 And he would go, yes or no?
00:37:20.940 And I would go, no.
00:37:21.700 And he'd go, okay.
00:37:22.440 And he'd walk away and be mad.
00:37:23.960 And it was just, yes or no?
00:37:25.700 And I would have some excuse and like some context and why it's not done.
00:37:29.860 He'd go, yes or no?
00:37:30.640 And like that really stuck with me, and that is something that I think is an important lesson.
00:37:37.220 Okay.
00:37:37.620 It's like, is it done or not?
00:37:38.900 I'm looking for it to be done, and if it's not done, I'm not happy.
00:37:43.460 Okay.
00:37:44.000 You know?
00:37:44.640 Good lesson.
00:37:45.780 Good lesson.
00:37:46.740 All right.
00:37:47.280 Let's get to our next story.
00:37:48.940 Shree Thanedar.
00:37:50.320 Yeah.
00:37:50.840 You know, our favorite Star Wars name guy.
00:37:53.240 Yeah, congressman from Michigan.
00:37:54.900 He is trying to impeach the Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth.
00:38:00.640 Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, is uniquely unqualified for his role.
00:38:08.360 Every day, it becomes clearer that he is engaging in unlawful illegal activity.
00:38:15.200 That is why today I am preparing two articles of impeachment against Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth.
00:38:25.340 Pete Hegseth.
00:38:26.720 Can't even talk.
00:38:27.880 Rolling is ours.
00:38:28.660 He's Indian.
00:38:29.120 Did you guys hear the beginning of it?
00:38:30.780 Somebody whispers, go.
00:38:32.160 It's rolling now.
00:38:33.780 And he springs into it.
00:38:35.940 This guy, Shree Thanedar.
00:38:37.680 And he's basically trying to impeach Pete Hegseth because he's siding with the Venezuelan drug smugglers.
00:38:44.160 He thinks they deserve like a due process.
00:38:46.600 Yeah.
00:38:46.800 And he's mad they're getting blown up.
00:38:48.300 So for political points, you're siding with the Venezuelan drug dealers who are shipping stuff on boats to go against Pete Hegseth.
00:38:56.400 Yeah.
00:38:56.680 And I know this guy got elected in a random place in Michigan outside of Detroit.
00:39:00.360 But like, doesn't it feel weird that some guy born in India is trying to basically impeach the Secretary of War in America?
00:39:08.220 And then he's a white guy, normal white guy, Pete Hegseth, military guy.
00:39:11.960 And then he says he's not qualified.
00:39:13.440 And it's like, who am I fucking listening to right now?
00:39:16.800 Who elected Shree Thanedar?
00:39:18.800 How did he get here?
00:39:19.800 How did he get in this pipeline?
00:39:21.080 I don't know.
00:39:21.500 I liked it better when he was that baby guy.
00:39:23.360 Yeah.
00:39:23.820 That baby actor from that movie?
00:39:25.140 Yeah.
00:39:26.120 Who is this guy?
00:39:27.060 You know him?
00:39:27.340 It's Shree Thanedar.
00:39:28.580 He grew up into the full guy who's way worse.
00:39:31.380 Okay.
00:39:31.840 Yeah.
00:39:32.140 He got tall finally.
00:39:34.260 Shree Thanedar, dude.
00:39:35.740 I found this book.
00:39:37.000 His autobiography.
00:39:38.380 This guy's fucked up.
00:39:39.740 What are symbols?
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00:40:41.060 What are those symbols?
00:40:42.600 What are those symbols, Shreeth Anadar?
00:40:44.400 Yeah.
00:40:44.840 I don't like your kind, Shreeth Anadar.
00:40:46.540 Get back.
00:40:46.900 What are them symbols?
00:40:47.800 You better get.
00:40:48.600 Yeah.
00:40:49.160 I could ride my bike with Shreeth Anadar.
00:40:51.940 Shreeth Anadar.
00:40:53.820 Shreeth Anadar.
00:40:55.640 Takes us to our migrant section.
00:40:57.100 Yeah.
00:40:57.980 We have a story here I thought was very interesting.
00:41:00.860 Shreeth Anadar is when you don't nip a migrant situation in the bud.
00:41:04.200 You don't nip it in the bud.
00:41:05.360 All of a sudden, he's trying to impeach Pete Hegseth.
00:41:08.780 Brutal.
00:41:09.340 Yeah.
00:41:10.000 It's an ugly place to be.
00:41:11.160 And we're in it.
00:41:12.680 First story is Obama's DEA was a cartel guy.
00:41:16.740 Yeah.
00:41:17.180 The DEA's chief financial director under Obama, Paul Campo, who resigned in 2016 ahead of Trump's
00:41:25.220 administration, had his Virginia home raided and has been charged for agreeing to launder
00:41:29.540 $12 million for CJNG, a Mexican cartel, while acting in his role at the DEA.
00:41:36.500 Money from the cartel.
00:41:37.940 I think a lot of people are probably up to this.
00:41:40.100 I think Adam Schiff would be on my cartel money fantasy draft list too, allegedly.
00:41:45.620 Okay.
00:41:45.880 He seems to be a money cartel guy.
00:41:49.300 Bags of money, campaign donations.
00:41:51.120 Bags of money.
00:41:52.200 Oh, I'll make sure to get nothing done in 20 years.
00:41:54.900 Yeah.
00:41:55.140 That makes sense.
00:41:56.380 And this is like literally a plot from a TV show.
00:41:59.020 Like the DEA works with the cartels.
00:42:01.600 Ozarks.
00:42:02.160 Some shit you see on Landman.
00:42:03.460 Yeah.
00:42:04.300 Landman.
00:42:06.060 Smoking a cigarette now.
00:42:07.280 We'll wander your money, but we ain't going to work for you.
00:42:09.840 We'll work with you.
00:42:11.000 He's like a hard ass.
00:42:12.480 Yeah.
00:42:12.760 Stuff like that.
00:42:13.980 Okay.
00:42:14.200 You watch new season of Landman?
00:42:16.260 Yeah.
00:42:16.900 It's trash.
00:42:17.760 It's trash TV.
00:42:18.860 It's not good.
00:42:19.520 It's not good.
00:42:19.900 I'm trying to watch Pluribus.
00:42:21.720 Yeah?
00:42:23.060 What's the whole point?
00:42:24.480 You know what's funny?
00:42:25.680 I don't even get it.
00:42:26.060 Trying to watch Pluribus, trying to watch movies, trying to watch new stuff.
00:42:30.220 Movie watchers are like snobs compared to short, to reels watchers.
00:42:34.100 Yeah.
00:42:34.440 But sometimes you're watching a movie and then you watch reels and you get real retarded.
00:42:38.460 Yeah.
00:42:38.760 He's been watching Homeland.
00:42:40.820 Yeah.
00:42:41.080 Rewatching Homeland.
00:42:42.080 That's a good show.
00:42:43.160 It's funny.
00:42:44.640 All the same shit happens.
00:42:46.260 Israel wants to attack Iran.
00:42:48.340 The terrorists is here.
00:42:50.460 Israel really wants to attack Iran.
00:42:52.460 Abu Ramza.
00:42:52.900 Bunker busters and all the same shit.
00:42:55.120 That's good stuff.
00:42:55.880 It's all cyclical.
00:42:56.880 All right.
00:42:57.240 Next, there was a tweet about ending temporary protected status for Haitians.
00:43:01.380 Yeah.
00:43:01.640 From Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib.
00:43:04.280 Another Shri Thanedar.
00:43:05.320 She said, ending TPS for Haitians will force 330,000 people into violence in an escalating
00:43:11.440 humanitarian crisis.
00:43:12.980 Haitian families deserve safety and stability.
00:43:15.820 The Trump administration must reverse this cruel decision.
00:43:19.360 So we brought 330,000 people from violence-ridden Haiti.
00:43:23.640 We must have brought the good ones, the nice ones.
00:43:26.100 Yeah, I'm sure we did.
00:43:27.480 And the one word that sticks out with a statement like this, obviously this is a Democrat with
00:43:31.800 no power, and Trump is revoking temporary protected status, and that's not going to change.
00:43:37.200 So this is really pointless for her to even say anything.
00:43:40.560 But the word deserve.
00:43:42.660 Haitian families deserve safety and stability.
00:43:45.800 I think Haitian families deserve Haiti.
00:43:48.220 They're Haitian families.
00:43:50.060 And what about what Americans deserve?
00:43:53.080 Do small-town Indianans in southern Indiana deserve Haitians airdropped into their tiny town
00:43:58.640 that kind of got de-industrialized and doesn't have much left?
00:44:02.080 Do they deserve that?
00:44:04.440 Springfield, Ohio deserve Haitians living 10 to a three-bedroom house with like little split
00:44:10.240 doors because a landlord can milk that much more money out of them?
00:44:13.420 And Haitians deserve Springfield, Ohio?
00:44:15.640 No.
00:44:16.220 Deserve.
00:44:17.060 Deserve.
00:44:18.040 I don't know who deserves what, but I think people who kind of shed their blood for America
00:44:22.340 deserve a little prioritizing on who lives near them.
00:44:25.380 That's a good point.
00:44:26.000 People whose ancestors fought, people who came and paid into the system even before shedding
00:44:31.040 blood, deserve.
00:44:32.700 It's a look into the mind of a Democrat, right?
00:44:34.940 Very true.
00:44:35.420 Everyone just deserves everything.
00:44:36.660 Yeah.
00:44:37.280 I don't feel bad at all.
00:44:38.400 Send them back and go fix your own country.
00:44:40.620 It's fix your own country season.
00:44:42.400 Yes.
00:44:42.740 And that includes us.
00:44:44.020 Exactly.
00:44:44.700 And this is part of fit.
00:44:45.840 This is part of fixing our own country.
00:44:47.460 Exactly, bro.
00:44:48.540 And then another part of fixing our own country would be repealing the Hart Seller Act, which
00:44:52.840 we've talked about on the show.
00:44:54.320 Can you read what Trump tweeted or part of what Trump tweeted?
00:44:56.940 Yeah.
00:44:57.540 Trump just reposted someone else, Geiger Capital.
00:45:00.380 And his point was, a century ago, President Calvin Coolidge signed into law the Immigration
00:45:06.420 Act of 1924.
00:45:07.620 He stated plainly, new arrivals should be limited to our own capacity to absorb them.
00:45:13.060 America must be kept American.
00:45:14.960 For this purpose, it is now necessary to enact a policy of restricted immigration.
00:45:19.400 The 1924 Act passed.
00:45:21.680 The House and Senate with overwhelming support.
00:45:23.760 Democrats and Republicans agreed.
00:45:25.560 The bill introduced tight immigration quotas, new visa requirements, the Border Patrol, and
00:45:30.200 outright banned immigrants coming from certain countries that we viewed as incompatible
00:45:33.940 with our culture.
00:45:34.680 It dramatically reduced the number of people coming into the country and provided an opportunity
00:45:39.080 for the recent great wave of immigrants to assimilate.
00:45:42.740 By the 1940s and 50s, American society thrived with a booming economy, rising middle class,
00:45:48.940 common culture, and limited immigration.
00:45:51.300 The act was in place until 1965.
00:45:53.920 Since then, we have experienced decades of historic immigration, both legal and illegal.
00:45:58.380 Today, we have higher levels of foreign-born than the early 1900s by both raw number and
00:46:04.140 percentage of population.
00:46:05.900 This mass immigration has also included vastly different cultures than the mostly Europeans
00:46:09.740 we accepted then.
00:46:11.660 It's obvious that we once again need to make a national policy shift, and it should be bipartisan.
00:46:17.400 It's time for another immigration act.
00:46:19.120 So he's referencing in 1965 the Hart-Celler Act, which was what we talked about.
00:46:23.440 So Trump's been watching old episodes.
00:46:25.320 Yeah, Trump's on Bonusland.
00:46:26.540 He's in the comments on Bonusland.
00:46:28.020 Have you guys seen that?
00:46:29.300 Sign up to see it.
00:46:30.280 Yeah.
00:46:30.440 So that's good.
00:46:31.960 We do need a whole new immigration policy that basically reverses the Hart-Celler Act
00:46:35.840 because that's what fucked everything up.
00:46:37.860 Yeah.
00:46:38.120 And there's a big, in my mind, the way we talk about how Joe Biden ruined it and could
00:46:44.760 have been sneaking people in and kind of went over the top so bad that we have to completely
00:46:50.080 reverse it.
00:46:51.460 The same thing can be said for the smushing together of legal and illegal immigration.
00:46:56.200 I don't give a fuck anymore if you have some paperwork.
00:46:59.900 You still need to go back.
00:47:01.320 You're not really assimilating.
00:47:02.700 You're trying to bring your grandma here.
00:47:04.640 I don't give a fuck.
00:47:05.980 You're out, you know?
00:47:07.600 Yeah, throw them out.
00:47:08.840 So they've taken so much, and the foreign-born population spiked so much under Biden that
00:47:15.200 they've made it impossible for me to have sympathy for people who have the correct paperwork
00:47:19.400 or passport.
00:47:20.420 I don't give a fuck.
00:47:21.740 Very true.
00:47:22.480 Right.
00:47:23.080 All right, let's get to our next story.
00:47:24.640 It's been revealed that a man is, can you read it?
00:47:27.860 It's been revealed that the man who is charged with the stabbing on the Charlotte, North Carolina
00:47:31.960 light rail last night is Oscar Solarzano.
00:47:35.580 Oscar is an illegal immigrant who was previously deported and then illegally entered the country
00:47:39.720 again.
00:47:40.800 And of course, he's labeled as a white male.
00:47:43.780 Appreciate that.
00:47:44.940 So, Irina Zarutska was killed on the same Charlotte light rail.
00:47:49.660 Now we have an immigrant who is doing the same thing, does a stabbing on that same transportation
00:47:54.560 line.
00:47:55.260 He's illegal, and he's listed as white.
00:47:57.320 They give us these stories for free.
00:48:00.180 Every point.
00:48:01.120 Every episode, there's like more of these.
00:48:03.040 It's not even hard to find.
00:48:04.400 And that's why I say I'm starting to not care.
00:48:07.660 Illegal, legal.
00:48:08.600 We just need to get back to like 1992.
00:48:11.560 Yeah.
00:48:11.940 Let's just reverse the shit, please.
00:48:13.400 Let's reverse it.
00:48:14.520 All right.
00:48:14.820 Let's get to our Somali section, which we shouldn't even have.
00:48:18.000 Exactly.
00:48:18.580 We shouldn't even have a Somali section.
00:48:21.200 First, the fraud we told you about, the billion dollars in fraud we told you about last episode,
00:48:26.720 it's actually way worse.
00:48:29.000 Investigators are finding in Minnesota is growing by the day.
00:48:32.560 Kelly Loeffler, who leads the Small Business Administration, says in the two days her agency
00:48:37.620 has been investigating the state, they've uncovered at least a million dollars in PPP fraud just
00:48:44.320 two days in.
00:48:45.620 Several of the whistleblowers in Minnesota have also told lawmakers they believe the total
00:48:50.400 amount of fraud could total up to more than $8 billion.
00:48:55.560 Governor Tim Walz, who is up for reelection, is under fire for all of this happening under
00:49:00.460 his watch.
00:49:01.220 But he says they have paused these programs.
00:49:03.880 They've brought in outside auditors to get an idea of how far reaching this fraud was.
00:49:07.620 They're taking steps to keep it from happening again.
00:49:10.380 And he's defending his management of the state while also taking shots at Republicans and
00:49:16.080 the president.
00:49:18.180 And in spite of the headwinds we're up against, Minnesota ranks economically, economic growth,
00:49:27.020 happiness, number of people insured, education levels near the very top.
00:49:33.360 So I'll tell you.
00:49:34.080 $8 billion.
00:49:35.220 Yeah.
00:49:35.780 Way worse than we thought everyone is in on it.
00:49:38.180 Tip of the iceberg shit.
00:49:39.300 And then I wanted to play it all the way until Tim Walz made his thing, his little speech
00:49:44.080 there, making his points about how they're economically still well off.
00:49:48.040 That's despite what you're doing.
00:49:50.600 That's like we have a resilient, mostly white population of mostly Scandinavian people who
00:49:56.040 have been here for generations now.
00:49:57.480 And yeah, those people are the best neighbors and where the phrase Minnesota nice comes
00:50:01.920 from.
00:50:02.640 And they like going out on their lake and hanging out with friends and being generally nice
00:50:07.020 to each other.
00:50:07.700 The whole point is it's not going to stay like this if you let people rob your state and
00:50:12.360 do low trust Somali shit.
00:50:13.880 All the native Minnesotans are doing great in spite of the $8 billion of fraud the Somalis
00:50:19.000 are parasitically taking from us.
00:50:20.500 It's basically the statement like, yeah, we can survive losing eight bill.
00:50:24.940 That's basically the gist of his statement.
00:50:26.740 It's not like good governance led them here.
00:50:29.080 Very true.
00:50:29.700 And this whole thing, what's going on in middle America with the Somalis, it was actually
00:50:35.240 foretold many years ago.
00:50:36.860 I found this cover of the American conservative from 2002 and look what it says.
00:50:42.800 Coming to America, the great Somali welfare hunt.
00:50:46.980 So.
00:50:47.480 And they bring their goats, everything, all the same tropes.
00:50:50.400 Yeah.
00:50:50.960 They look like Somalis.
00:50:52.240 They could have been a little worse with the way they painted them.
00:50:54.940 Yeah.
00:50:55.580 But yeah, this is like long been a thing.
00:50:58.440 And actually, I remembered recently that I wrote a paper in college about a Somali thing.
00:51:05.280 It was like international relations about when their leader, there was like a coup in
00:51:11.620 1991, like the Somali civil war, basically, where it was just warring factions.
00:51:16.100 And one of the big points of it was the international community kept trying to send welfare and supplies
00:51:23.340 like food because people were starving and stuff.
00:51:25.540 And they kept trying to send supplies in and airdrop them and get them in any way they
00:51:29.680 can.
00:51:30.280 And then the Somali warlords just stole it and like controlled it and sold it.
00:51:34.540 So they love misappropriating help.
00:51:38.780 They love, it's like ingrained in their culture, you know, piracy and misappropriating Western
00:51:43.860 generosity.
00:51:45.100 That's like so deep.
00:51:46.380 And so that's, that's 2002.
00:51:48.520 The Somali civil war was like early nineties.
00:51:50.540 So this has just been like a 30 year thing.
00:51:53.700 Yeah.
00:51:54.080 And then this is what we're stupid.
00:51:55.940 We're the idiots.
00:51:56.760 I keep saying that we're the suckers.
00:51:58.500 We keep doing it.
00:51:59.340 And this is what to expect when your country gets psyoped into believing it's a melting pot.
00:52:04.100 Because when you melt with these third worlders, you get a different society than you had.
00:52:09.960 And we actually, it gets Brown and we actually have a breakdown based on IQ of what your society
00:52:15.160 looks like based on the tiers of IQ.
00:52:17.620 Yeah.
00:52:18.660 Aesthetica says you can predict the entire state of a country based on this same model using
00:52:24.420 average IQ below 75 IQ crime ridden shithole, no self-generated infrastructure, high chance
00:52:31.360 you'll get mugged and murdered examples, Africa and Haiti 75 to 95 IQ scam culture.
00:52:38.200 Everything is corrupt.
00:52:39.300 Some infrastructure, but it's always on the verge of collapsing parasitic economy reliant
00:52:44.060 on Western nations examples, India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, 95 plus IQ functioning first world
00:52:50.960 countries, USA, Europe, Canada, and Australia, Japan would be in there.
00:52:55.340 Yeah.
00:52:55.720 Singapore, maybe for now, you know, but that's kind of what we're dealing with.
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00:54:30.780 And then Ilhan Omar, one of the most famous Somalis, she went on Face the Nation and listened
00:54:36.140 to what she said about Stephen Miller.
00:54:37.900 I want to ask you about something else that the architect of the president's immigration
00:54:43.040 policy, Stephen Miller, said.
00:54:46.240 On Thanksgiving Day, he posted, no magic transformation occurs when failed states cross
00:54:50.640 borders.
00:54:51.700 At scale, migrants and their descendants recreate the conditions and terrors of their broken
00:54:56.260 homelands.
00:54:57.260 What do you make of this argument of failure to assimilate and sort of ruining America?
00:55:02.400 How do you understand this?
00:55:05.660 I mean, when I think about Stephen Miller and his white supremacist rhetoric, it reminds
00:55:12.200 me, yes, it reminds me of the way the Nazis described Jewish people.
00:55:18.120 So Stephen Miller, who is Jewish, is a Nazi.
00:55:21.360 And then he makes a substantive claim, like your behavior doesn't change once you've crossed
00:55:26.680 an imaginary border, you're importing societies, transformation doesn't happen.
00:55:32.000 And she just goes, let me say a long-winded Nazi sentence about this guy.
00:55:36.240 No addressing of the points.
00:55:37.760 And because these people know they don't have, they just make pleas to emotion on both ways,
00:55:43.940 positively or negatively.
00:55:45.860 They're going to plea to your emotion by calling someone a Nazi, or they're going to plea to your
00:55:50.860 emotion by saying, this person just wants a better life.
00:55:52.880 They're just like you.
00:55:53.580 So there's no actual argument of, well, if you bring in people from a failed state, do
00:55:58.520 you think they're going to be ready to be in a successful state?
00:56:02.580 And the answer is no.
00:56:04.080 And what that number is, that breakpoint number, is up for debate.
00:56:08.780 That's it.
00:56:09.960 And we just saw it with Minnesota.
00:56:11.960 Exactly.
00:56:12.720 Like 80,000 people in Minneapolis, and they're batting way above their average.
00:56:18.620 They're swinging way above their weight for the scam.
00:56:20.720 Like, how many more $8 billion or $1 billion scams can Minnesota take before they're not
00:56:27.200 at the top, before they don't have a good credit rating, you know?
00:56:30.720 Very true.
00:56:31.600 And then the plea to emotions, that would be an argument for women not to vote.
00:56:36.360 Yeah.
00:56:37.100 Yeah.
00:56:37.440 Unfortunately, it would.
00:56:38.420 Because politics, like the voting bloc expanded dramatically.
00:56:42.760 Years ago, it used to be like men, head of household, landowners, taxpayers.
00:56:48.040 And then it became men and women, which basically doubled it.
00:56:51.040 And now it's like everybody over 18.
00:56:54.720 And then it's like, what gets people to go vote?
00:56:57.400 Trump's racist?
00:56:58.460 Or we have this extensive plan to nerd stuff, fix the economy.
00:57:03.560 Like, oh, Trump's racist.
00:57:04.860 Like, that's what anyone appeals to, is just the emotions now.
00:57:08.260 And that's what she does.
00:57:09.000 Oh, Stephen Miller made a good point about failed immigration system.
00:57:12.760 Sounds like a Nazi.
00:57:13.760 And it's like, oh, Nazi.
00:57:14.840 Yeah, can't vote for the Nazi.
00:57:16.140 And then someone watches a reel, calling Stephen Miller and Trump Nazis.
00:57:19.700 And they go, oh, I have to vote this time, plus abortion.
00:57:22.960 Abortion.
00:57:23.560 And all of a sudden, you realize why there's Somalis here.
00:57:26.100 Very true.
00:57:27.220 And it's ironic that she's calling Stephen Miller a Nazi because her own father,
00:57:32.220 Nur Omar Mohamed, was a colonel in the Somali army during a major genocide.
00:57:37.080 And Cernovich actually replied with the same thing.
00:57:40.040 Yeah.
00:57:40.360 Her father led death squads in Somalia and fled after his side lost power.
00:57:45.080 But Stephen Miller is a Nazi.
00:57:46.620 Yeah.
00:57:47.000 Literal death squads.
00:57:48.060 And you guys are attached to literal death squads.
00:57:49.400 It's like 1993, 1992.
00:57:51.060 Yeah.
00:57:51.480 Literal death squads.
00:57:52.900 And I saw a funny meme that I wanted to point out.
00:57:55.520 It's like, he used to read it.
00:57:56.980 And if the politician is brown, you just comment, you're going back.
00:58:00.380 And it's a guy sitting on a girl's lap.
00:58:02.480 That's pretty good.
00:58:03.720 Okay.
00:58:03.980 So that's what we're dealing with with Ilhan Omar.
00:58:06.540 And then what else do we have to deal with when you bring in all of these third worlders
00:58:10.480 and put them to work in factories and all these, for example, food plants across the country?
00:58:16.120 They're pissing and shitting on the floor at work.
00:58:18.360 I've seen that my former home state of Minnesota is currently in the news due to Trump and the Somalian issue.
00:58:24.860 I worked at a major food production facility that supplies the United States and Canada with food.
00:58:29.980 I watched as they brought Somalians in, and they began to urinate and defecate wherever they please within this food production facility plant.
00:58:36.140 We had to put up signs explaining how to use the bathroom correctly, but yet it was never corrected.
00:58:42.900 I've seen as grown men washed their genitals within the sinks, made homemade bidets from the garbage in the break rooms,
00:58:49.340 and then brought in a roach infestation to the plant.
00:58:54.100 Once again, I will tell you this is a major food production facility and cannot shut down for anything.
00:58:57.760 I did, however, have it shut down once for a lockdown due to one of them returning to the food processing facility with a knife.
00:59:07.800 It's a real problem, and it's a major reason why I left Minnesota.
00:59:12.660 I just want everyone to know that I hold no ill towards these people.
00:59:18.340 It's not their fault.
00:59:19.760 They come from somewhere that has a private problem and is ran by tribes.
00:59:23.740 All right.
00:59:25.380 I think the FDA and ICE could do a little collab.
00:59:29.060 Yeah.
00:59:29.860 Crossover episode, maybe.
00:59:31.540 I'm going to raid this place.
00:59:32.760 But yeah, this whistleblower, he sounds the horn.
00:59:37.020 All these food production plants that are in Minnesota, Hormel, Jenny O' Turkey, Cargill.
00:59:43.460 Cargill's a big brand.
00:59:44.560 General Mills.
00:59:46.040 All these places could have Somali's shit in a person bringing knives.
00:59:51.040 It's good to know where your food comes from.
00:59:52.720 And I think the pork facilities are probably safe because they don't do pork, but those are probably run by ruthless Chinese.
01:00:00.620 Yeah.
01:00:00.820 The ruthless Chinese in North Carolina, hog farms, treated poorly.
01:00:04.500 We don't care.
01:00:05.700 So you're eating bacon from 10 different pigs.
01:00:09.220 Yeah.
01:00:09.500 So there's no real win-win when you buy, like, mass-produced food like that.
01:00:14.880 And I've seen other people come out.
01:00:16.260 There are other videos we could have chosen as well to show the same point.
01:00:20.620 Other people are like, yes, I've seen similar things.
01:00:23.800 So, you know, that's the cost of doing business with cheap labor.
01:00:27.460 You get a little bit of behavior that, oh, that doesn't look right.
01:00:30.460 That doesn't sound right.
01:00:31.320 But they don't correct it enough because the cheap labor is too worth it.
01:00:36.120 And then you put up a sign explaining how to use the bathroom, but they don't correlate that sign as directions for me.
01:00:43.740 They just say, oh, there's paper on the wall.
01:00:45.940 They got signs in the bathroom.
01:00:47.260 Those are new.
01:00:47.920 There's pictures.
01:00:48.760 Yeah.
01:00:48.920 I don't know what the pictures mean.
01:00:50.560 There's just nothing to them.
01:00:52.300 We do have some uplifting stuff.
01:00:54.400 And like we said, we're not against the Somalis.
01:00:56.860 The Somali Pirates could be the new football logo.
01:00:59.700 Yeah.
01:01:00.220 Yeah.
01:01:00.560 See, that's nice.
01:01:02.000 As they displace their Scandinavian counterparts, the Vikings, you know, pirates.
01:01:07.480 Maybe they'll step up.
01:01:08.300 Yeah.
01:01:08.600 The Somali Pirates.
01:01:10.240 All right.
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01:01:57.640 First things first, this guy's got some sort of pigeon machine.
01:02:07.680 He locks them in.
01:02:14.180 What's he doing?
01:02:14.840 What's he doing?
01:02:14.920 All right.
01:02:25.980 I didn't think.
01:02:27.080 You see, I mean, he swallows it for him.
01:02:28.940 So he's, what, going to cook the pigeon and now he's garlic infused?
01:02:32.620 I thought he was just, like, maybe being nice and feeding the bird.
01:02:35.960 No.
01:02:36.300 I guess they could be cooking the pigeon and making him garlic infused.
01:02:38.860 I didn't think about that.
01:02:39.660 This is kind of what you do where you stuff the goose, you know, stuff the goose full
01:02:44.440 with, what's that food thing that people don't like?
01:02:47.080 The French.
01:02:48.060 Yeah.
01:02:48.600 I can only think of it.
01:02:50.180 Escargot.
01:02:50.740 No, it's, what is it?
01:02:53.160 It's goose liver.
01:02:54.580 Yeah.
01:02:55.000 Where they force feed the goose until he's so fat.
01:02:57.560 It's not pate.
01:02:58.520 It's the other one.
01:02:59.140 Yeah.
01:02:59.600 I forget.
01:03:00.780 But.
01:03:01.080 Foie gras.
01:03:01.660 Foie gras.
01:03:02.440 Yeah.
01:03:02.880 I think you just showed us a little torture, culinary Chinese type of guy.
01:03:06.260 I don't think that's very uplifting.
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01:03:09.680 I'm showing you guys what's going on out there.
01:03:11.280 Okay.
01:03:11.700 All right.
01:03:12.060 Next.
01:03:12.900 Are your pets dying early?
01:03:15.620 Probably because all the food and all the shots you give them are poison.
01:03:19.200 And this next video explains exactly that.
01:03:21.900 How bad is the food that we're giving out our pets?
01:03:25.080 Well, it depends on what you're feeding, but it's pretty bad.
01:03:27.600 When I was a student, we went to Italy and we went to Assisi.
01:03:31.480 It was fantastic.
01:03:32.780 And we were looking at the, you know, examining dogs there and they were all healthy.
01:03:38.240 And even the old dogs, nobody was fat.
01:03:40.940 Nobody had bad teeth.
01:03:42.040 Everybody was in great shape.
01:03:43.320 And I said to them, what do you, because this is 30 years ago or more.
01:03:46.780 And back then we already had fat.
01:03:48.800 American dogs were fat with diabetes and hypothyroidism and bad teeth and all the things.
01:03:54.760 And I said, what are you feeding them?
01:03:55.820 And they said, whatever we eat, they eat.
01:03:57.580 And I said, oh, that's a sin.
01:03:59.980 We're told that that's the worst thing you could do is feed your dog off the table, right?
01:04:04.340 Yeah.
01:04:04.800 Scraps.
01:04:05.200 Well, what were we doing for 10,000 years until the dog food industry evolved?
01:04:09.100 They were eating scraps.
01:04:10.940 Well, I always say to people, what do you mean human food is bad for them?
01:04:13.900 Okay.
01:04:14.340 I mean, like, so dog food is good for them?
01:04:16.740 Yeah.
01:04:17.400 Yeah.
01:04:17.740 I mean, that's ridiculous.
01:04:19.560 It's heated up to 5,000 degrees.
01:04:21.860 So there's no nutritional value left.
01:04:23.980 They have to add the nutrients back in.
01:04:25.920 But remember, they put pretty pictures on the bags.
01:04:28.820 It's not good cuts of meat that are in there.
01:04:31.560 It's the crap at the slaughterhouse that we can't eat.
01:04:34.040 So this is cows that have been treated with antibiotics or pentabarbitals in their food
01:04:39.160 because they've been euthanized or it's claws, udders, whatever.
01:04:43.640 Oh, my goodness.
01:04:43.820 Yeah.
01:04:45.120 It is giving all bad stuff to the dogs.
01:04:48.460 Okay.
01:04:49.000 So no dog food?
01:04:50.620 No bad dog food?
01:04:51.580 Dog food's bad.
01:04:52.880 Well, you feed Jerry meat.
01:04:54.440 I feed Jerry meat.
01:04:56.960 Okay.
01:04:57.520 And it's a combination of meat with organs blended up and it comes in a subscription.
01:05:05.180 And then I put maybe sometimes some calcium dust from ground up egg shells.
01:05:10.980 Okay.
01:05:11.700 Okay.
01:05:12.020 And he's a healthy guy.
01:05:12.960 The guy is jack.
01:05:14.100 Yeah.
01:05:14.480 Somebody said that dogs used to live 15 years and now the average age is 10 and they all
01:05:18.240 die of cancer and they get fucked up.
01:05:19.900 Yep.
01:05:20.380 And they all die of cancer.
01:05:22.060 So they're pro table scraps then.
01:05:24.800 Feed them the scraps?
01:05:25.980 Yeah.
01:05:26.240 No bread though.
01:05:26.920 If you're eating like the average American diet of processed food, you're like, oh, give
01:05:30.700 them some honey nut Cheerios.
01:05:32.760 Your dog's going down with you, brother.
01:05:34.260 Yeah.
01:05:34.620 Everyone's going down.
01:05:35.720 Give them some DiGiorno's pizza.
01:05:37.620 Well, at least we had fun and it tasted good.
01:05:39.440 Really salty.
01:05:40.680 Yeah.
01:05:40.860 Who wants to scroll reels?
01:05:43.140 Show the dog reels.
01:05:44.400 But it's something to think about.
01:05:45.620 The kibble is like the worst stuff you can do.
01:05:47.920 Okay.
01:05:48.240 So just keep that in mind, guys.
01:05:49.460 All right.
01:05:49.720 Good to know.
01:05:50.320 All right.
01:05:50.700 Next, I found this video.
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01:05:54.320 Look at this.
01:05:54.920 So he takes one rice kernel.
01:05:58.040 He puts it.
01:05:59.100 One grain of rice.
01:05:59.700 One grain of rice.
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01:06:03.380 And well, let's fast forward.
01:06:05.020 Yeah.
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01:07:39.200 And then he helps its little root go deeper.
01:07:41.500 And then the whole thing turns into a fucking rice swamp.
01:07:46.600 Yeah.
01:07:47.300 From one grain of rice.
01:07:49.320 Turns into a rice field.
01:07:50.640 So it's like, thank you, God, for this wonderful creation.
01:07:54.720 You have one grain of rice.
01:07:55.980 You could eat rice for your whole life.
01:07:57.640 Okay.
01:07:58.180 I don't know if that's necessarily true.
01:08:00.120 You plant one rice and it turns into rice forever?
01:08:02.480 Yeah, it's like doubling a penny every day until you're a millionaire.
01:08:06.080 Takes less than 30 days.
01:08:08.020 We all saw the real.
01:08:10.500 We all saw the TikTok about doubling your penny every day.
01:08:14.580 Isn't that interesting?
01:08:15.700 So the rice, like the whole world is meant to just be abundant.
01:08:20.960 All right.
01:08:21.540 I don't know if you invented anything.
01:08:22.680 There's a lesson there.
01:08:23.240 There's a lesson there.
01:08:24.220 He sent me this video.
01:08:25.340 He goes, you know rice grows like that?
01:08:26.720 I go, yeah.
01:08:28.160 And he goes, oh, wow.
01:08:29.380 Just one rice grows an entire rice thing?
01:08:33.340 Yep, yep.
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01:08:50.240 Tudor, Victorian, Queen Anne, Gothic Revival, Greek Revival, Georgian, Neoclassical, Federal,
01:09:01.860 Art Deco, Mid-Century Modern, Ranch House, Split Level, Farmhouse, Modern Farmhouse,
01:09:10.720 French Provincial, Chateauesque, Tuscan, Mediterranean Revival, Mission Revival, Pueblo Revival, Log Cabin, Coach House or Carriage House, Shotgun House, Brownstone, Row House, Town House, A-Frame, Chalet, Cottage, Storybook, Brutalist.
01:09:37.900 All right.
01:09:38.320 We get the point, right?
01:09:39.540 That's all the houses.
01:09:40.680 Yeah.
01:09:41.300 Which one's your favorite?
01:09:42.060 I like Greek Revival, Neoclassical, Mid-Century Modern, Art Deco, Mediterrarium, and Modern Farmhouse and Brutalist.
01:09:51.980 And then you live in the carriage house.
01:09:55.060 You live in the carriage house.
01:09:56.800 That's the whole point of this whole fucking thing.
01:09:58.580 With the horses.
01:09:59.680 I couldn't even get through the reel.
01:10:00.900 That's how rotted my attention span is.
01:10:02.500 But we're doing a show here.
01:10:03.860 This isn't about wasting your time.
01:10:06.480 We teach you stuff.
01:10:07.380 I like a lot of these.
01:10:08.980 I don't like any of the Spanish or the Mediterranean.
01:10:12.040 I don't like any of those.
01:10:13.140 I like the classic Americana.
01:10:14.980 Yeah.
01:10:15.420 Bungalow, colonial.
01:10:16.960 I like shit like that.
01:10:18.040 Makes me feel like I'm part of American history.
01:10:20.540 And this is good information.
01:10:22.760 And we teach you guys.
01:10:24.060 We just taught you every house there ever was.
01:10:26.700 Yeah.
01:10:27.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:28.340 That's good information.
01:10:29.360 And then we have an example here.
01:10:30.640 It looks like a tutor that got turned into something different.
01:10:34.520 What do you think about that operation?
01:10:36.640 Painting it white.
01:10:37.420 I think it looks like shit.
01:10:38.380 Painting the bricks.
01:10:39.720 I don't mind it.
01:10:40.660 I don't like the other house.
01:10:42.120 The top one.
01:10:43.480 I like brick.
01:10:44.600 It looks too spooky.
01:10:45.720 Something about brick and fireplaces.
01:10:48.220 And, you know, we've gotten too far from our roots.
01:10:50.900 I was thinking the other day, I want a stone fireplace that I actually heat the house with.
01:10:55.720 You know what I mean?
01:10:56.840 Yeah, yeah.
01:10:57.180 We got too far from our roots.
01:10:58.820 Yeah, that's good idea.
01:10:59.320 And the walls all absorb the heat.
01:11:00.900 Like the big stone, it's oversized.
01:11:03.200 Now you're thinking.
01:11:04.240 You know, we got too far away.
01:11:06.120 Now we got HVAC system and then gray vinyl floors, millennial shit.
01:11:10.440 You might need a modern farmhouse.
01:11:12.700 Maybe.
01:11:13.440 Maybe.
01:11:13.980 You'll live in the carriage house.
01:11:15.100 You live in the carriage house with the horses.
01:11:17.240 You live in the hay pail.
01:11:19.000 All right.
01:11:19.420 Our last clip of housekeeping.
01:11:21.600 We got to kind of go.
01:11:22.500 And I mentioned this in the intro, so we can't cut it.
01:11:25.040 Baby Nostradamus.
01:11:26.160 This kid is in the car seat and he's very.
01:11:30.260 He's tuned in.
01:11:31.240 What's it?
01:11:31.540 Not liquid.
01:11:32.100 What's the word?
01:11:32.640 Lucid.
01:11:33.180 Okay.
01:11:33.680 He's very dialed in, but he's a baby.
01:11:35.520 He doesn't even know what he's saying, but listen to what he says.
01:11:38.420 Wow.
01:11:39.780 So what were you just telling me, though?
01:11:42.400 Oh, yeah.
01:11:45.040 There's going to be a tsunami and a, like, flood, but they call it the flood 2.0.
01:11:57.860 And, like, there's going to be a wave and, like, there's going to be a tsunami and a, like, a flood.
01:12:10.020 Yeah.
01:12:10.420 And then the, like, the tsunami's going to be 800 meters in the air.
01:12:22.900 And there's going to be, like...
01:12:24.700 I don't even know how big 800 meters is.
01:12:28.420 Well, it's kind of big.
01:12:30.160 Um, it sounds big.
01:12:31.740 It's bigger than the house.
01:12:33.600 I'm sure it is.
01:12:34.700 It's almost bigger than the planet.
01:12:39.740 All right.
01:12:40.360 I've heard enough.
01:12:41.060 Let him cook.
01:12:41.640 The lady is asking about logistics of how much 800 meters is, but he calls it the flood 2.0, which isn't a real phrase kids know.
01:12:49.940 Sounds specific.
01:12:50.820 Yeah.
01:12:51.000 And then 800 meter high, massive tidal wave.
01:12:55.680 Okay.
01:12:56.180 So we'll be on the lookout for this if Baby Nostradamus is right.
01:12:58.640 And then there's a...
01:12:59.240 Can you go to that second tweet from Baby Nostradamus?
01:13:00.960 What was the other thing he said later?
01:13:02.260 He said that we're in a computer simulation, basically.
01:13:05.620 Yeah.
01:13:05.960 Baby Nostradamus.
01:13:07.120 And then I feel like it's a science testing us little people.
01:13:10.660 They really thought really...
01:13:13.240 What was it?
01:13:13.900 Can you read that?
01:13:14.580 They really thought reality was real down here, but the little people like us aren't actually real.
01:13:20.580 So he thinks we're in a simulation.
01:13:22.240 So we're quoting a baby.
01:13:23.900 You couldn't cut this.
01:13:25.160 You put it in the intro.
01:13:26.400 We're quoting a stupid fucking toddler.
01:13:28.840 And his mom's probably egging him on, telling him about an 800 foot tsunami.
01:13:31.900 But he's like purely tapped in.
01:13:35.160 What's it called when you just speak?
01:13:37.600 I don't know, man.
01:13:38.340 He's purely tapped into something.
01:13:40.640 Okay.
01:13:41.160 I hate this kid.
01:13:42.120 He's wrong.
01:13:42.780 There's no 800 foot tsunami.
01:13:44.480 And if there were, this little kid wouldn't know it.
01:13:47.820 All right.
01:13:48.360 Fuck that kid.
01:13:48.940 I guess we'll see.
01:13:49.800 Yeah.
01:13:50.280 And if we see, then I'll be dead.
01:13:52.200 So it doesn't matter.
01:13:52.960 I won't be wrong.
01:13:53.660 800 meter tsunami.
01:13:55.300 All right.
01:13:55.920 I guess we'll find out.
01:13:57.300 Fuck that kid.
01:13:57.880 That's the end of housekeeping.
01:13:59.100 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.
01:14:03.160 All right.
01:14:03.680 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is this naked stand-up Muslim woman.
01:14:08.260 Baby Nostradamus again.
01:14:09.580 If an oppressed Muslim woman can do this show, you can do anything.
01:14:20.440 I grew up Muslim.
01:14:22.020 My dad is an imam.
01:14:23.260 This show does mean a lot to me because I was covered my whole life.
01:14:28.380 I did wear the hijab when I was seven years old and I wore it for 23 years.
01:14:34.040 I used to be a hijabi my whole life.
01:14:37.280 And now I'm a ho-jab.
01:14:41.080 Yay!
01:14:43.520 When I took the hijab off, though, I paid a really big price.
01:14:47.000 My father disowned me.
01:14:48.900 It's a true story.
01:14:50.140 He kicked me out of the family WhatsApp group.
01:14:53.220 It broke my fucking heart.
01:14:54.820 And then he told everyone in the family, nobody talked to her.
01:15:00.040 This is the worst thing she could possibly do.
01:15:09.580 Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:15:10.880 So I guess Dad was right.
01:15:12.420 Yeah.
01:15:12.980 You shouldn't have any agency of your own.
01:15:15.200 And as soon as you got away from your dad's authority,
01:15:17.360 you went naked on stage for free in New York City.
01:15:21.140 Yeah, in front of like 15 people in Bushwick.
01:15:23.660 Like, so Dad was probably right.
01:15:25.240 You sold out for 15 people doing sympathy laughs in Bushwick
01:15:28.480 or wherever the hell this was.
01:15:29.600 Everyone's got to come and you have to order at least two drinks.
01:15:32.860 Yeah, for D-minus jokes from a naked lady.
01:15:35.760 I don't get it, man.
01:15:37.140 So, but then it's like, I would say like,
01:15:39.840 oh, don't put your daughters in hijabs.
01:15:42.700 It kind of oppresses them or something.
01:15:44.680 But then again, that's your culture.
01:15:46.280 Do whatever you want as long as you're not in America.
01:15:48.180 But then if the dad was like,
01:15:49.240 we must put the daughters in hijabs because if they don't,
01:15:51.560 they'll go naked.
01:15:52.140 And it's like, I doubt that's what's going to happen.
01:15:55.060 It's up being right.
01:15:56.220 Exact worst case scenario for the dad.
01:15:58.140 Yeah, I don't know.
01:15:58.900 That's exactly what he was trying to prevent.
01:16:01.400 So any other deeper lessons?
01:16:03.900 The Muslim dad was right.
01:16:05.240 Muslim dad was right.
01:16:06.440 Yeah.
01:16:06.840 They're onto something.
01:16:08.300 Okay, that's it.
01:16:09.260 That's the takeaway.
01:16:10.460 All right, next we have another Leslie Jones clip.
01:16:12.900 I guess she has a show.
01:16:14.600 Yeah, I'm seeing more of her.
01:16:16.060 She's getting angrier and more animated.
01:16:18.080 And she's yelling more often.
01:16:19.520 Yeah.
01:16:20.300 And listen to what she says about how black people are being treated.
01:16:24.000 Just need to know,
01:16:24.920 why does America have so much hatred for black people?
01:16:28.720 Is it because when you see black people,
01:16:30.740 you're reminded of the sins of this country?
01:16:33.160 Is it because my ass is too fat?
01:16:37.080 Is it because people need a scapegoat for their own shortcomings?
01:16:41.920 Or is it because my ass is too fat?
01:16:51.260 Is it because you're afraid that we're going to treat you like you treated us?
01:16:57.100 And you know what?
01:16:58.320 I know my ass is fat.
01:17:01.400 Ha ha ha.
01:17:02.860 If you drew her, you'd get arrested in the UK.
01:17:06.220 Yeah.
01:17:06.420 It's because my bike and power tools are missing from the garage.
01:17:10.980 It has nothing to do with the sins of the past or fear of retribution.
01:17:15.700 I don't think,
01:17:16.200 has there ever been like a black country that kind of came in and overthrew a white country?
01:17:20.520 I guess Haiti, the French.
01:17:22.320 Haiti did it back.
01:17:23.700 And they got,
01:17:25.220 the French let their numbers get too low.
01:17:27.320 South Africa, same thing.
01:17:28.240 Yeah, South Africa, numbers get too low.
01:17:30.200 Okay, so I guess there is some retribution there.
01:17:32.700 But there's never, I don't get this perspective of like,
01:17:37.660 you know, not acknowledging that black behavior is somehow involved in black perception.
01:17:43.700 Like there's this totally disconnected thing where it has to all go historical or past injustices or body shape or something.
01:17:52.680 It's like, I don't know, man.
01:17:54.060 I was just at a restaurant.
01:17:55.580 You guys were yelling.
01:17:56.720 Yeah.
01:17:57.360 I was just, I was just somewhere else.
01:17:59.580 My cousin, his bike got stolen.
01:18:01.000 We all looked at the security camera together.
01:18:03.320 You know who it was.
01:18:04.640 Yeah.
01:18:04.980 I was at the gas station and two guys in shysties came and they were walking and like holding their pants up and kind of alluding to having a weapon in their back pocket.
01:18:12.760 That was kind of frightening.
01:18:14.820 They weren't white.
01:18:16.220 But man, she really likes to yell.
01:18:18.200 She really likes yelling.
01:18:19.440 And she's yelling and doing bits and sprinkling in jokes like that Oliver or whatever on HBO does.
01:18:27.440 Yeah.
01:18:27.580 But it's actually the opposite of what she said.
01:18:30.820 Like she has it entirely backwards.
01:18:32.540 Black people are treated better than anyone.
01:18:34.580 They get into college easier.
01:18:36.440 They get out of crimes they commit all the time.
01:18:38.640 And they're promoted in businesses when they're less qualified.
01:18:41.580 So it's like the opposite of reality is what she's like discussing.
01:18:47.500 It's like she's like presenting this picture of the world we live in and it's the opposite of reality.
01:18:52.060 Why are we so mad at black people?
01:18:53.840 It's like we're going bending over backwards to give black people more than they should get.
01:18:58.380 We're going out of our way.
01:18:59.680 We're going out of our way.
01:19:00.400 Not us personally.
01:19:01.140 Yeah.
01:19:01.580 I'm not.
01:19:02.420 But a lot of guilty white people.
01:19:05.220 Wait to get to Urban Decay.
01:19:06.160 Hey, there's people that have committed 40 felonies and they get let back out on the street.
01:19:10.540 And it's like if we had her perspective and the reality is what she's presenting, wouldn't it be like, hey, you look like a guy who commits felonies.
01:19:17.780 Let's lock you up right now without doing any crime.
01:19:20.220 No sleeping on the park bench.
01:19:21.420 And you poke them with like a billy club.
01:19:23.320 Yeah.
01:19:24.160 That's the complete opposite.
01:19:25.400 Yeah.
01:19:25.860 All right.
01:19:26.120 Let's get to our doll life people section.
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01:20:58.220 We have a couple people here who live in a world with dolls as people in their lives.
01:21:04.640 Yeah.
01:21:05.600 Is that the word?
01:21:06.540 Yeah, let it go.
01:21:07.220 Is that accurate?
01:21:07.780 Yes, it is accurate.
01:21:08.900 We'll let them speak for themselves.
01:21:10.420 This guy has a wife and twins with all dolls.
01:21:13.780 To answer your question, yes.
01:21:15.660 My beautiful wife, Emily, here gave birth to our twins almost three years ago, November 11th to be exact.
01:21:24.640 Right there on that table, she gave birth to these kids.
01:21:28.420 I actually had to help because she went into labor and there was no doctor.
01:21:35.580 I couldn't get a hold of Dr. Bombay.
01:21:37.320 I called Dr. Bombay.
01:21:38.900 He said he was playing golf.
01:21:40.980 He wouldn't help me.
01:21:42.040 I called my mommy.
01:21:42.840 My mommy said, she's a mannequin.
01:21:45.960 She's not giving birth.
01:21:47.120 She's not pregnant.
01:21:47.860 She's not real.
01:21:50.380 My mommy don't know.
01:21:51.640 My mommy don't know what's going on.
01:21:53.840 My wife gave birth to these kids on that table.
01:21:56.780 I delivered them.
01:21:58.100 If you want to see the pregnancy video, it's pinned in my bio.
01:22:02.280 Go check it out.
01:22:03.860 It's all there.
01:22:05.220 I had to use a...
01:22:06.300 And Dr. Bombay was playing golf.
01:22:09.420 That's actually a Bewitched reference.
01:22:11.140 Oh, gotcha.
01:22:12.840 But Dennis Prager thinks this is good.
01:22:15.060 Oh, fascinating.
01:22:16.280 I didn't think so.
01:22:17.780 And I can't tell.
01:22:19.400 I'm like borderline.
01:22:20.500 Is this a joke or is this reality?
01:22:22.120 Is this guy really lonely or is he doing a prank on the internet?
01:22:25.320 And then you scroll the TikTok page and there's about 500 videos.
01:22:29.220 So if it's a prank, really well done, brother.
01:22:31.760 He's committed to the bit.
01:22:32.840 Yeah.
01:22:33.100 And you could tell when I thought it was a joke is when the baby dropped off and he didn't care.
01:22:38.620 But here we have footage of him actually delivering Emily's first pregnancy.
01:22:42.160 It's going to hurt me more.
01:22:43.080 It's going to hurt you, Emily.
01:22:44.280 He's got a drill in his hand.
01:22:45.540 Oh, it ain't working.
01:22:50.820 Oh, man.
01:22:53.220 Now what?
01:22:55.760 He's got a saw.
01:22:57.080 He doesn't want to do this to her.
01:22:58.300 You're probably going to need a little plastic surgery after this, Emily.
01:23:02.540 Come on.
01:23:03.220 Come on.
01:23:03.580 Come on.
01:23:04.640 We can do it.
01:23:05.540 We can do it.
01:23:06.880 All right.
01:23:07.900 You get it.
01:23:08.660 Well, he's busy.
01:23:09.800 Yeah.
01:23:10.080 He has fun.
01:23:11.020 He likes to act it out.
01:23:12.020 And then here he is at the end with the baby.
01:23:13.780 Pulls out the baby.
01:23:14.940 He's got hobbies in the basement.
01:23:16.660 Yeah.
01:23:17.040 Yeah.
01:23:17.380 He's busy.
01:23:18.240 He's got all the old Americana, American Pickers stuff.
01:23:21.000 He likes to do American Pickers stuff.
01:23:22.480 And then he likes to play with the dolls.
01:23:23.540 I can't tell if this is bad or not.
01:23:25.660 It's bad.
01:23:26.600 And we have a woman, another woman who's kind of going viral as well.
01:23:31.080 She's a doll mom.
01:23:32.300 And she really committed.
01:23:33.880 This guy, you know, I don't know what he's up to.
01:23:36.480 Is he playing?
01:23:37.120 Is he trying to get TikTok fame?
01:23:38.460 But this woman, she does the voices.
01:23:41.100 She does everything.
01:23:43.900 Morning with a doll mom.
01:23:45.300 Good morning.
01:23:48.380 And the doll was waiting there for her.
01:23:53.240 Oh, who's my big girl?
01:23:55.620 Wake your sisters up?
01:23:58.420 Good morning, sweet baby.
01:24:03.180 Good morning, Adelia.
01:24:05.900 She's got it all decorated.
01:24:08.460 She lives in, like, a five-bedroom house.
01:24:10.140 Yeah.
01:24:12.520 Cozy!
01:24:13.160 Hi-bye!
01:24:17.960 There you go, sweet girl.
01:24:21.960 Mmm.
01:24:22.940 I hate mornings.
01:24:24.920 Mom, what are we doing today?
01:24:27.780 Putting together the storage racks and organizing all the hair accessories.
01:24:32.800 Mmm.
01:24:33.440 Mm-hmm.
01:24:34.420 Cozy!
01:24:35.260 Cozy, wake up!
01:24:35.960 All right.
01:24:38.960 We should end it there, right?
01:24:40.220 Yeah.
01:24:40.900 This is kind of like when they give a stuffed animal to the monkey when the baby dies and
01:24:44.560 the monkey carries around the stuffed animal baby.
01:24:47.360 Yeah.
01:24:47.760 I think she's fucked up.
01:24:48.900 Something happened here that was very dark that made her short circuit.
01:24:52.660 And now she's going back to, like, her family of three before the divorce or something.
01:24:56.720 It's like Norman Bates shit.
01:24:57.680 Yeah.
01:24:57.920 Funded with alimony.
01:24:58.960 And I don't know, man.
01:25:02.860 You know how sometimes in your personal life you go, oh, man, I just rotted on the couch.
01:25:08.060 I just ate three things of popcorn and I watched two movies.
01:25:11.640 I didn't get anything done today.
01:25:13.780 This lady has a thing where she's being productive but didn't get anything done today.
01:25:19.020 That's very true.
01:25:19.800 It's all play, like, oh, I had to feed Macy and then I changed Mary's diaper and it's
01:25:25.960 all for nothing.
01:25:27.320 She's spinning the wheel for nothing, right?
01:25:29.580 That's a good point.
01:25:30.740 And she does the voices.
01:25:32.120 So, like, the downstairs neighbors think there's a normal family up there.
01:25:36.740 So what's worse, scrolling reels for three hours or getting all the kids ready for three
01:25:40.540 hours and then deepening your mental illness?
01:25:43.500 That's actually a good question.
01:25:44.600 What is worse?
01:25:45.480 I think this one.
01:25:47.080 I think this one's a lot worse.
01:25:48.300 At least the other one you learn about a Tudor house or the neoclassical.
01:25:52.280 This one, you're just like.
01:25:53.380 Yeah, you can get some information.
01:25:55.080 This one, you're building a case against yourself when they come, like, what's it called?
01:25:59.340 59-50 you?
01:26:00.360 Yeah, 51-50 maybe.
01:26:02.040 Yeah.
01:26:03.200 It's a little different.
01:26:04.540 So any takeaways here?
01:26:05.820 Is this just straight up cringe?
01:26:07.820 Straight up cringe.
01:26:08.660 Any nothing, no lessons learned?
01:26:10.700 Just a lesson to you guys to know who's out there.
01:26:13.420 My thing is, and you know what?
01:26:16.380 White people.
01:26:18.960 We go a little crazy sometimes.
01:26:21.140 This is what we're up to.
01:26:22.160 Someone white?
01:26:22.820 Everyone says, oh, you only show black people in urban.
01:26:26.200 We're mostly showing white people in cringe.
01:26:28.440 And then Leslie Jones, because she earned it.
01:26:30.940 But man, this is a slippery slope.
01:26:33.020 People buy those realistic dolls and they go crazy.
01:26:36.300 And you know what?
01:26:36.900 I saw a lot of discourse online the other week about how they used to make girls in high
01:26:43.300 school get dolls and pretend to be a mom.
01:26:46.100 Did you guys have that in your high school?
01:26:48.800 No.
01:26:49.320 We had that where like the baby would cry for a couple hours.
01:26:52.620 I think we had to take care of an egg for a week.
01:26:54.400 That's the old school way to do it.
01:26:55.700 But people, people really do this.
01:26:58.620 And maybe the short circuit, some of them.
01:27:00.360 But people were debating whether or not that helped or hurt the birth rate.
01:27:05.700 So I thought that was fascinating.
01:27:07.280 Some people argued it hurt it because it made it seem like responsibility with none of the
01:27:10.940 benefits, like the bonding with the baby.
01:27:13.920 Similar to Tamagotchi.
01:27:16.020 Yeah.
01:27:16.640 Thank you.
01:27:17.500 Yeah.
01:27:17.700 Very similar to Tamagotchi.
01:27:19.360 Tamagotchi was like the connection between the tech and the baby.
01:27:23.380 Yeah.
01:27:23.740 Yeah.
01:27:23.980 Yeah.
01:27:24.140 All right.
01:27:25.240 Well, hey, if you see anyone getting one of those real dolls or trending in that direction,
01:27:30.080 intervene, guys, because it could end.
01:27:31.720 Yes, it could end badly.
01:27:36.140 All right.
01:27:36.560 That's the end of cringe.
01:27:37.640 It was a light cringe.
01:27:38.480 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.
01:27:42.440 All right.
01:27:43.000 Our first story from Urban Decay is a local story I thought was pretty funny.
01:27:47.680 Can you give it a read?
01:27:48.800 Yeah.
01:27:48.980 This is Tampa Bay News.
01:27:50.260 Despite racial profiling concerns, Tampa City Council advances ordinance banning bike
01:27:56.260 stunts on the Riverwalk in Tampa.
01:27:58.840 So is it a racial profiling thing or all the people doing bike stunts, popping wheelies
01:28:04.320 black?
01:28:05.200 Unfortunately, guys, this is just how it is.
01:28:07.680 And you can either be called racist and get the society you want to live in, or you can
01:28:14.680 avoid being called racist.
01:28:16.280 And then you have black teenagers doing bike stunts where they do the wheelie and swerve
01:28:20.760 off right in front of you.
01:28:21.980 Barely about to hit you.
01:28:23.080 Yeah.
01:28:23.440 And they showed the picture.
01:28:24.620 Those don't look like the bike stunt people.
01:28:26.680 Yeah, certainly not.
01:28:28.040 The guy with the basket and his thing going out with his wife.
01:28:30.820 It's always funny to see.
01:28:32.160 And then like, that's the headline.
01:28:34.180 That's the headline.
01:28:35.180 Again, despite racial concerns, instead of saying scourge or scourge of bad bike stunts
01:28:42.560 finally coming to an end with new law, instead of like positively saying it, you just have
01:28:48.460 like, well, we got to worry about racism too.
01:28:50.540 Cops stopped those black teenagers from aggressive bike stunts.
01:28:53.520 Yeah.
01:28:53.860 Could have just done that.
01:28:54.800 On the nice taxpayer walkway.
01:28:57.080 You know what I mean?
01:28:58.060 There's a way.
01:28:58.880 So, and this is Florida.
01:29:00.960 I like seeing that.
01:29:02.240 We don't give a shit.
01:29:03.120 No bike stunts.
01:29:03.940 No bike, no stunties.
01:29:05.180 No stunties.
01:29:05.820 Very Fletcher coded.
01:29:06.720 That's a rule we've had for my whole life.
01:29:09.040 Which takes us to our N-word section here.
01:29:11.400 I'm sure you guys saw the clip.
01:29:12.720 The Cinnabon lady dropped the N-bomb after being harassed by some Somalis.
01:29:17.020 And here's what that looked like.
01:29:18.680 That's nigger.
01:29:19.940 I am racist.
01:29:21.060 So idiot, for real.
01:29:21.860 And you are a nigger.
01:29:22.880 You are an idiot.
01:29:23.740 No, I'm not.
01:29:24.160 I am racist.
01:29:24.820 And I'll say that to the whole entire world.
01:29:27.640 Don't be disrespectful.
01:29:28.320 You ruined your life, by the way.
01:29:30.160 Oh, you're talking about respect?
01:29:32.640 You're talking about respect?
01:29:34.520 You are fired from this place, motherfucker.
01:29:36.980 You're not going to be working here.
01:29:38.600 Suck it.
01:29:39.700 Suck what?
01:29:40.400 Look how you fucking look like.
01:29:41.920 What's wrong with you?
01:29:42.980 What the fuck is right with you, you fucking ugly bitch?
01:29:45.320 Get the fuck out of here.
01:29:45.920 I'm talking about ugliness?
01:29:47.400 You just ruined your life to the woman with a criminal record working at the Cinnabon at
01:29:53.140 the mall.
01:29:53.980 I think she'll find employment somewhere else, guys.
01:29:56.380 And she ended up raising over 100 grand so far at this point.
01:29:59.740 You know, so is her life really over?
01:30:01.420 She made like three years of salary in a weekend.
01:30:04.260 Do you ever donate to those things?
01:30:06.740 No, but I would.
01:30:08.040 I don't.
01:30:08.600 I don't either.
01:30:09.380 I say anybody who wants to, go ahead.
01:30:11.060 But I don't personally donate to the random N-word lady who we probably later find out
01:30:15.600 has a half black kid or something.
01:30:17.200 Yeah.
01:30:17.440 And that's kind of what happened.
01:30:18.300 She's actually a Democrat.
01:30:19.560 Yeah.
01:30:19.800 Which is, I don't care.
01:30:21.700 I think it's just funny.
01:30:23.080 And some context for that clip, they were harassing her before that, saying she was sexualizing
01:30:28.240 herself and she should be in a hijab.
01:30:31.260 Yeah.
01:30:31.400 Those were Somalis in Wisconsin, by the way, guys.
01:30:34.920 Yeah.
01:30:35.800 Similar era.
01:30:36.980 But isn't it so funny?
01:30:38.040 Like you're just a white woman at Cinnabon, no institutional power, nothing to really oppress
01:30:44.960 someone by except not giving them their cinnamon roll.
01:30:47.900 And then all you have to do is say one word and it'll go, it'll make the rounds everywhere.
01:30:54.420 Yeah.
01:30:55.080 It's kind of crazy power.
01:30:56.500 Like every white person just has this pulsating like Marvel movie orb inside of them.
01:31:02.640 And all you have to do is say one six letter word against, you know, certain skin color.
01:31:07.300 And then it's actually a great financial decision.
01:31:10.880 Worked out.
01:31:11.520 The only way to escape this shitty economy is like hit a 10 leg parlay, some sort of shit
01:31:16.980 coin payoff, or you say the N word at the mall.
01:31:19.700 Yeah.
01:31:19.940 She's going on a cruise.
01:31:21.900 Cinnabon lady's going on a cruise.
01:31:23.300 She's never been on one before.
01:31:24.540 And to be fair, they called her a Karen, which in my book is an anti-white slur.
01:31:29.280 Yeah.
01:31:29.840 And then if it's so bad here, these Somalis should go back and live somewhere else.
01:31:33.300 Yeah.
01:31:33.560 You know who doesn't call you an N word?
01:31:35.560 The citizens of Mogadishu.
01:31:37.580 They don't care.
01:31:38.680 They might rob you.
01:31:40.220 Yeah.
01:31:40.660 Do something worse.
01:31:41.300 But this is the story of the day, not the $8 billion stolen by Somali fraudsters, this
01:31:46.800 woman at the Cinnabon.
01:31:48.140 And keep in mind, they raised over half a million dollars for Carmelo Anthony when he killed
01:31:53.040 Austin Metcalf, stabbed him and killed him.
01:31:55.140 With a knife.
01:31:55.840 Yeah.
01:31:55.960 With a knife.
01:31:56.520 Brutal death.
01:31:57.300 And they raised money for the killer.
01:31:59.120 And then Irina Zarutska.
01:32:00.700 I don't care.
01:32:01.660 Oh, the ways of the N word at the mall.
01:32:03.280 I don't care.
01:32:04.160 Yeah.
01:32:04.400 I don't give a shit about a word at all.
01:32:06.640 And, you know, if you guys want to go back to caring about the N word once we get 40 million
01:32:11.680 migrants out, I'm open to a discussion after 40 million are gone.
01:32:15.760 Yeah, me too.
01:32:16.720 But, yeah, there's this sort of like looseness.
01:32:19.860 The Somalis also started a GoFundMe of their own that raised like no money.
01:32:24.500 So it's this interesting thing where we don't care anymore and we're kind of signaling that
01:32:29.820 we don't care through these GoFundMes.
01:32:32.180 And I don't really donate to them, but I like it.
01:32:36.760 I keep track.
01:32:37.540 I keep checking out what they made.
01:32:38.520 I want everyone to do very well.
01:32:39.840 Yeah.
01:32:40.260 And we have some tweets to go along with this story.
01:32:42.700 These people think you should lose your job and be stabbed to death over a word and we're
01:32:47.460 the bad guys.
01:32:48.640 There's just that zoom out perspective thing.
01:32:51.440 Like, and when you say the N word in this Cinnabon thing, that's like, oh, I got the shot.
01:32:58.380 That's like cut.
01:33:00.100 That's the moment everyone's looking for.
01:33:02.280 So it kind of is self-fulfilling almost.
01:33:04.900 Yeah.
01:33:05.280 It becomes like, oh, I got you.
01:33:07.820 You're done now.
01:33:08.880 Yeah.
01:33:09.080 It's not like, oh, my God, that really hurt me.
01:33:11.280 Imagine if they said the word and it's like, ah, ah, and you start having a panic attack.
01:33:16.000 It's the opposite.
01:33:17.260 That gets them excited.
01:33:18.940 I got you now.
01:33:20.160 Happy you said that word.
01:33:21.400 Exactly.
01:33:21.940 It becomes almost paradoxical where they go, bingo, I got the word.
01:33:26.600 Now you're fired.
01:33:27.640 Right?
01:33:27.700 That's so true.
01:33:28.520 We have another meme here.
01:33:29.460 Uh, every time a white Cinnabon employee calls a Somali, the N word, an angel gets
01:33:32.940 his wings.
01:33:33.620 Very nice.
01:33:34.040 I don't know.
01:33:34.980 Decent.
01:33:35.640 Decent.
01:33:36.060 Okay.
01:33:36.300 And we have to live in a society where there's no magic words.
01:33:39.200 Everyone's for free speech, except you can't say this or except you don't say that.
01:33:44.040 There's no magic words.
01:33:45.560 Yeah.
01:33:46.140 Yeah.
01:33:46.480 There's no ding, ding, ding word.
01:33:48.380 I got you.
01:33:49.140 Now you're definitely fired.
01:33:50.400 And whatever.
01:33:51.100 I mean, even if you lose your cool at Cinnabon, you could probably be fired.
01:33:54.860 Like you're, you're harassed, disrespectful, and you're fighting with a customer.
01:33:58.680 Probably fired.
01:33:59.860 But this whole magic word, they got to disavow you on Twitter and do this thing.
01:34:03.540 And that's why it's become fun to do the GoFundMes.
01:34:06.420 Yeah.
01:34:06.880 And we have a team, uh, we have a, uh, a team of the, uh, magic word sayers.
01:34:13.140 Yeah.
01:34:13.420 We're putting together a team.
01:34:14.720 Yeah.
01:34:15.060 There they are.
01:34:15.820 There they are.
01:34:16.620 Some of them's GoFundMes bigger than the other.
01:34:18.860 The Burger King hat guy said it too early.
01:34:20.920 He didn't get much money.
01:34:22.200 Yeah.
01:34:22.440 He could have made a killing now.
01:34:24.380 I know.
01:34:25.160 Well, let's get to our next story.
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01:35:27.140 In the same theme of the N-word, some people think the N-word is so racist that it should
01:35:33.480 be illegal.
01:35:34.580 Can we get better punishment for people who are racist?
01:35:37.580 Because genuinely, these people can be racist and nothing happens.
01:35:40.840 Like, they can literally be the most racist person and they don't get no penalty or nothing.
01:35:45.580 I think we should treat it as a crime to be racist.
01:35:48.820 Like, genuinely, because it literally interrupts how we interact and do things.
01:35:53.200 Like, there needs to be something in place.
01:35:56.740 It's bad.
01:35:57.600 Like, I don't know.
01:36:00.520 What's he even talking about?
01:36:02.300 What's so racist?
01:36:04.360 The lady at the Cinnabon saying the N-word?
01:36:06.760 That's like a once-a-year event.
01:36:08.460 Yeah.
01:36:08.980 And even that, like, what's the point?
01:36:11.720 This guy, it's the 75 IQ take where you say, oh, that should be illegal because I don't
01:36:17.020 like it.
01:36:17.960 And most of society agrees that we don't like it.
01:36:20.180 Well, ignoring the underlying fundamental difference between America and everywhere
01:36:25.340 else, which is you can say whatever you want with, like, marginal exceptions of, like, bomb
01:36:31.500 threats or yelling fire in a theater, the classic First Amendment cases.
01:36:35.160 But it's like sacrificing the most important rights you have for that uncomfy thing just
01:36:42.960 because people said the N-word.
01:36:45.600 It's very true.
01:36:46.700 And it's ironic that that person wants it to be illegal when it's not even illegal to steal
01:36:51.140 less than $900 worth of stuff.
01:36:54.680 Yeah.
01:36:55.000 I think California fixed that, actually.
01:36:57.300 But you know what I'm saying?
01:36:58.300 For a long time, you could steal as much as you want up until $900 and you don't get in
01:37:02.760 trouble, but saying a word should be illegal.
01:37:05.760 And then transitioning this into our next story, kind of, which we mentioned in the intro,
01:37:11.740 the word itself is not illegal and you can kind of get away with it.
01:37:17.640 But we're seeing more and more examples of people who stretch you using that word into
01:37:23.280 accelerated penalties or unescalated into a hate crime.
01:37:28.100 And we've shown a few examples before, and now this one, Portland jury clears black man
01:37:33.440 of assault because white man he said, or he stabbed, had said the N-word.
01:37:39.300 Yeah.
01:37:39.800 So he was cleared of the stabbing even though the victim said the N-word after he was stabbed.
01:37:44.800 Can you read that context?
01:37:45.940 Yeah.
01:37:46.180 The headline neglects to mention that the victim only used a racial slur after being stabbed.
01:37:50.680 The article itself explicitly states there's no evidence the victim used a slur prior to
01:37:54.800 being stabbed.
01:37:55.340 You see him saying the N-word on the police body cam after the incident.
01:38:00.460 And basically this whole thing just stinks.
01:38:03.360 And this was, he was found not guilty by a Portland jury who obviously was heavily told
01:38:10.320 about the N-word.
01:38:12.260 Edwards, who is homeless, had a previous assault conviction, admitted to knifing the victim,
01:38:17.440 Gregory Howard Jr., but claimed it was self-defense because the other man called him the N-word,
01:38:21.200 according to Oregon Live.
01:38:22.340 Security cameras with no audio captured Edwards with a fixed-blade knife in hand, approaching
01:38:27.820 Howard as he sat on a bench.
01:38:30.140 Howard immediately jumped up and pushed Edwards.
01:38:32.220 Then the two scuffled until Edwards stabbed Howard in the shoulder.
01:38:36.020 Edwards' defense attorney reportedly told the jury that his client was approaching Howard
01:38:40.020 to see if he would trade his knife for cigarettes.
01:38:43.200 Like, going like this.
01:38:45.640 Hey, you want to trade?
01:38:46.420 I'm lunging.
01:38:47.040 You want to trade for cigarettes?
01:38:48.240 He does like the thing, the flash.
01:38:50.720 And then the guy called him an N-word afterwards.
01:38:52.740 He used racial slurs in the aftermath, but the jury still acquitted him.
01:38:56.420 It's just like street rat shit, but it's that soft, like, where it's not codified in our laws,
01:39:05.640 but it will be used against you in any sort of trial, right?
01:39:09.520 Yeah.
01:39:10.080 And there's, like, a thing here where you're kind of getting a peek into, like,
01:39:13.320 who society is compromised of or comprised of.
01:39:17.880 Yeah.
01:39:18.660 Like, if you ask someone in Portland or New York or L.A., like, and told them the scenario,
01:39:23.320 they would go, I don't care if someone says the N-word gets stabbed.
01:39:26.000 And I was thinking about it, a jury of your peers in Portland, if you think about that,
01:39:33.560 a jury of your peers doesn't work when the people are retarded.
01:39:37.080 And then, like, what's easier for the bad guys to do?
01:39:39.860 Change the Constitution to lose your right to a fair and speedy trial?
01:39:44.620 Yeah, where you have to get, like, three-fourths of the Congress to do it, you know, to ratify
01:39:49.280 an amendment.
01:39:49.980 So is the move to change the Constitution and change your judicial process rights?
01:39:55.480 Or make everyone retarded so when you get your jury of your peers, you can still get the
01:40:02.560 bad guy results you want because everyone's retarded.
01:40:05.540 Yeah.
01:40:05.900 And then Shiloh Hendricks, she called that Somali guy the N-word.
01:40:11.540 And, you know, he had some, like, sketchy criminal past, too.
01:40:15.140 And they just trumped up a disorderly conduct charge on her.
01:40:18.180 So, like, you can say these words, but when you have that soft power, like a district attorney's
01:40:24.060 prosecutorial discretion, they go, oh, that looks like disorderly conduct to me.
01:40:28.560 Same thing with the guy who yelled at Dave Portnoy, right?
01:40:31.280 Yeah.
01:40:31.720 They charged him for the same thing, disorderly conduct.
01:40:33.960 So, like, all these things, they're kind of, like, loosening the rules where, yeah, you
01:40:39.060 can say the N-word in America, but in the wrong jurisdiction or with the wrong sequence
01:40:44.560 of events beforehand, we can tie you up in court over it.
01:40:48.100 But, so, like, we're kind of losing it.
01:40:50.320 Or we could let this guy go who stabbed someone because you said a no-no word.
01:40:54.460 So, we are losing it.
01:40:55.700 And that's why, fuck you for the GoFundMe.
01:40:58.760 I don't care.
01:40:59.820 Like, they think it's, like, some indictment on racism.
01:41:02.940 It's, like, a world where Americans who care are pushing back on getting totally fucked
01:41:09.120 over and canceled.
01:41:10.480 Very true.
01:41:10.980 You know what I mean?
01:41:11.500 Yeah.
01:41:12.280 Well, don't get too down and too depressed.
01:41:14.340 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold, and we have some uplifting stuff today.
01:41:17.120 Our first uplifting story is a missing child was found.
01:41:22.500 Yeah.
01:41:22.880 Found safe from Montgomery Village, Maryland.
01:41:26.800 And the kid's name is Wise Descience Dickerson.
01:41:30.740 Happy to have him home.
01:41:32.220 So, this is one of those transitions from Urban Decay to Uplifting Gold.
01:41:35.640 Wise Descience Dickerson was found.
01:41:38.400 And you can tell that the mother just was pretty hopeful in choosing that name.
01:41:43.360 She was being optimistic.
01:41:44.580 He's going to be scientific.
01:41:45.440 He's going to be wise, and he's going to enjoy Descience.
01:41:48.860 So, it's a very interesting naming convention.
01:41:51.780 Do you think maybe they pressured him to read books and learn physics and chemistry?
01:41:55.940 No.
01:41:56.620 No.
01:41:57.060 Just hope the name gets you there?
01:41:58.540 Yeah.
01:41:58.760 I think the mom was watching a lot of Bill Nye in the delivery room or something.
01:42:02.760 Mm.
01:42:03.240 Something like that.
01:42:04.240 Yeah.
01:42:04.540 Maybe I'll name him Wise Descience, and he'll be a great scientist.
01:42:07.060 That way he's smart.
01:42:08.680 Yeah.
01:42:08.920 I don't know what goes through these people's names or through their minds while they're
01:42:12.260 naming, but we found a good one.
01:42:14.140 That's one of the best ones.
01:42:15.900 All right.
01:42:16.300 Next, this is my favorite clip from Uplifting Gold.
01:42:18.960 It's a faux restaurant bit.
01:42:21.940 Thank you for calling for Saigon.
01:42:24.600 We'll get you today.
01:42:25.140 You like a Goycon.
01:42:26.440 One order.
01:42:27.300 Okay.
01:42:28.140 That's $5.
01:42:29.220 And a deck bid.
01:42:31.340 That's $10.
01:42:32.900 And that'll be all for you today.
01:42:35.040 Okay.
01:42:35.580 See you in 20 minutes.
01:42:36.560 You'll be ready then.
01:42:37.480 Thank you.
01:42:40.940 I know you don't have to do that accent, right?
01:42:43.620 What do you mean?
01:42:45.740 We get it.
01:42:46.520 So, that's a good bit.
01:42:47.280 Very rarely does someone do a bit that's actually funny, and it's like a well-done bit.
01:42:52.820 Okay.
01:42:53.280 That was a great imitation and a good joke.
01:42:56.820 Okay.
01:42:57.500 Wow.
01:42:57.880 Thought that was funny?
01:42:58.820 Yeah.
01:42:59.360 It was funny, but you're kind of glazing it a little bit.
01:43:01.980 You're kind of going too hard.
01:43:03.000 I thought it was just-
01:43:03.640 You're doing tricks on it.
01:43:04.240 I thought it was just funny.
01:43:05.240 You're bouncing on it.
01:43:06.280 All right.
01:43:06.880 Relax.
01:43:07.800 Let's get to our next clip.
01:43:09.040 There was a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Switzerland, and they did it in an old school
01:43:13.220 way.
01:43:13.980 I feel like we've shown this before.
01:43:15.200 I think they do it every year.
01:43:17.280 That's the whole point.
01:43:18.160 They do this for like hundreds of years.
01:43:22.280 The little wicks.
01:43:23.360 They move about the tree.
01:43:24.440 They light the candles.
01:43:25.660 It's a nice tree.
01:43:27.720 That's good stuff.
01:43:28.680 And it lights all the candles.
01:43:30.220 Try this at home.
01:43:31.120 Go to sleep with them lit.
01:43:32.320 Yeah.
01:43:32.940 Try this at home for sure.
01:43:34.900 Leave your lit tree overnight.
01:43:36.320 Let your kid tie them up.
01:43:37.280 Tie up all the strings together.
01:43:39.400 And then leave it unattended.
01:43:40.740 That's nice.
01:43:41.500 That's really nice.
01:43:41.660 And go out and do your shopping.
01:43:42.860 Yeah.
01:43:43.400 Smart.
01:43:43.680 See?
01:43:44.500 All right.
01:43:44.940 That's uplifting.
01:43:45.500 And next we had a Christmas parade.
01:43:47.760 I forget where, but there was a bear.
01:43:49.380 Gatlinburg.
01:43:49.880 One of those pigeon forge types.
01:43:51.300 Yeah.
01:43:51.680 Yeah.
01:43:52.140 The bears in the middle of the road.
01:43:55.480 No way.
01:43:56.300 Bear joins the parade.
01:43:57.600 Stay seated.
01:43:59.460 He's calmer than Lensley Jones.
01:44:01.760 Yeah.
01:44:02.880 He's more civilized.
01:44:06.180 Look at him.
01:44:07.640 He's good.
01:44:08.740 Black bears are kind of like dogs, you know?
01:44:10.800 Yeah.
01:44:11.460 They're friendly.
01:44:12.100 They don't really fuck, like, obviously they can get you.
01:44:14.760 They can get you.
01:44:15.860 They're looking for other stuff first.
01:44:17.280 But they're enjoying, yeah.
01:44:18.260 And then these ones who are, like, near the population centers, they learn.
01:44:22.080 They learn.
01:44:22.840 They're nice.
01:44:23.700 All right.
01:44:24.060 Next we have some cowboy dads sending off the high school football team before their playoff game.
01:44:33.340 This is pretty cool.
01:44:34.520 They're all on the horses, flying the flags, riding alongside the bus.
01:44:38.240 All right.
01:44:40.900 Cool.
01:44:41.520 And they're going to send the team off to the playoff game.
01:44:45.240 All right.
01:44:45.740 Great.
01:44:46.440 Isn't that cool?
01:44:47.360 That is cool.
01:44:48.040 Now, ride those horses down to Dallas and get the Indians out.
01:44:51.360 Yeah, that's true.
01:44:52.160 You've got to do the next leg of the parlay.
01:44:54.320 Yeah.
01:44:54.880 Of Americana.
01:44:56.300 All right.
01:44:56.700 Get the migrants out.
01:44:57.940 Round them up.
01:44:58.700 Yeah.
01:44:59.260 Everyone cares about high school football games.
01:45:00.900 There's migrants everywhere.
01:45:01.900 I know.
01:45:02.620 Our last clip.
01:45:03.320 And you can't.
01:45:03.980 I don't want to be negative.
01:45:05.220 You can't take away from the high school football game.
01:45:07.620 And that's important, too.
01:45:08.420 That makes young men.
01:45:09.540 It's so true.
01:45:10.100 That establishes toughness.
01:45:12.560 So you've got to do the migrant stuff, too, though.
01:45:15.080 You've got to do a little bit of migrant stuff.
01:45:16.820 A little bit of both.
01:45:17.660 Okay.
01:45:17.980 Our last clip, our Pure Americana clip of the week, which could have been the last clip, but
01:45:21.420 it's actually this clip.
01:45:22.660 This is at Taylor University.
01:45:24.240 They have a tradition, I think, before the last game where they sing Silent Night.
01:45:28.260 It's pretty cool.
01:45:51.020 Yeah.
01:45:51.300 It's a good tradition.
01:45:52.040 I think they do it in the last two minutes of the game or something.
01:45:54.360 Mm-hmm.
01:45:54.600 And imagine it's like a nail-biter coming down to the wire.
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01:46:58.340 They're just singing.
01:46:59.360 It's kind of like a mindfuck.
01:47:01.180 Yeah.
01:47:01.900 Yeah.
01:47:02.180 Where you're like, if you saw that, and you're playing the last two minutes of a game, and
01:47:05.960 they're singing a song, you'd think you're in a dream.
01:47:07.880 Yeah, you start glitching out.
01:47:09.020 It doesn't make sense.
01:47:10.260 All right.
01:47:10.880 Let's do some shout-outs.
01:47:12.280 Okay.
01:47:12.580 Happy birthday to Vic on December 10th.
01:47:15.100 She introduced the show to The Dirt Wizard, and he's been hooked ever since.
01:47:19.480 All right.
01:47:19.880 Happy birthday.
01:47:20.720 So thank you, Vic, for sharing the show, and thank you to The Dirt Wizard for sponsoring
01:47:24.180 or watching.
01:47:25.580 Dirt Wizard.
01:47:26.400 And then sponsoring that shout-out.
01:47:28.160 What does he do?
01:47:29.380 Move ground?
01:47:30.340 I don't know.
01:47:31.320 Bulldozes.
01:47:31.880 He does dirt.
01:47:32.600 Shout-out to this Christmas dog watching the show.
01:47:35.340 He's in the Christmas spirit, and I think Christina is the dog owner.
01:47:39.460 Okay.
01:47:40.000 Shout-out.
01:47:40.400 So thank you for the dog wearing the hat.
01:47:43.460 Turn around.
01:47:44.200 Have him watch the show.
01:47:45.120 Yeah.
01:47:45.300 What's he doing?
01:47:46.240 What's he focused on besides the show?
01:47:48.080 Okay.
01:47:48.540 I'm actually mad about that.
01:47:49.980 All right.
01:47:50.840 Happy shout-out to Jared Fanninsteel, and he's been watching since the beginning, like
01:47:58.160 of all time, like eight years at this point.
01:48:01.000 Him and Aaron are great people, and I'm happy they're getting married, and Jared's a
01:48:06.060 huge watcher.
01:48:06.920 He's been watching since, like, 2017.
01:48:09.740 Okay.
01:48:10.180 So thank you to you guys for watching, and congrats on getting married.
01:48:13.520 Thank you, Jared.
01:48:14.300 Very nice.
01:48:15.080 And that's it.
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01:48:17.120 Easy day.
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01:48:19.360 Thank you guys for watching all the way through.
01:48:21.620 Make sure you stay for the song.
01:48:23.140 Yeah.
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01:48:32.320 You know what's funny?
01:48:32.980 Before you leave everybody out, what we did during the time when we got canceled, and remember,
01:48:39.060 early, when they were canceling GoFundMes?
01:48:42.120 We built our whole side parallel infrastructure, Give, Send, Go.
01:48:45.800 You know, we use GoFundMe like we use the word Kleenex.
01:48:49.100 But, like, we had all these canceled things where we were legitimately trying to raise money
01:48:52.620 for people, and then now we're just giving it to Cinnabon and N-word sayers?
01:48:56.320 Uh-huh.
01:48:56.860 We've come a long way.
01:48:58.660 The right?
01:49:00.260 Fuck them.
01:49:00.900 Fuck these people.
01:49:01.900 Yeah.
01:49:02.160 They wanted you dead for a long time.
01:49:03.840 That's so true.
01:49:04.720 So, sorry to hijack the end of the show.
01:49:06.980 Thanks for watching.
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01:49:08.640 We'll see you at Bonusland tomorrow.
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01:50:41.080 It's exactly what the feds wouldn't want you to see
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01:53:55.100 Keep the faith
01:54:00.020 Summon hope and get back up
01:54:02.240 And remember who in the hell we are
01:54:03.620 We're the United States of America
01:54:06.160 What do you mean?
01:54:09.760 What do you mean?
01:54:10.420 What?
01:54:10.640 What?
01:54:11.160 What?